Emiru
BLIND TASTE WITH @BONNIE AND @ESFANDTV :D ⭐🌸 TRYING FOOD FROM A BUNCH OF RESTAURANTS ⭐🌸 VARIETY GAMING MARVEL RIVALS UPDATE CRIMSON DESERT
03-20-2026 · 8h 32m
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Good morning.
Hello, hello.
Hello, hello.
Yo, Reina, Akane, Kevin, thanks for four months.
Hanzo, salty shoelace, a sneakiest, oh, thanks for five.
Tristero, Garth the Pooh, Paragon, thanks for five.
Flarey Lance, thanks for having me.
I'm EARLY today!
Oh my gosh.
You're very early.
For me.
Niko, thanks for 15 months.
Oh my god.
And Zarathis, thanks for 20 months.
Rob Jesus, thanks for prime.
Weez, thanks for the 9 months.
It's like EU gate today.
Well, I'm early because there's actually stuff planned today, so.
I'm doing a collab thing with Espen and Bonnie, and then I got rivals, and then I don't...
I think I'm gonna keep playing Crimson Desert.
I'm gonna give it more of a chance, I think.
Yeah.
But we'll see, I mean maybe I'll just go back to playing gold.
I didn't hate Krozen Desert, no, I just, I don't know, I just wasn't what I was expecting,
I guess.
This morning I was watching a, I was watching Lyric Plant and I feel like I was slowly
watching him realize that the game is like not super super great and he was
like saying the same stuff I'm saying like I watched the place in the beginning
like oh I'm probably just gonna play this all day yeah Niko thanks for the
11 months. Astro, thanks for 5 months. Hi, Emmy.
It's the same for us bears too. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.
Hello, good morning. It gets better after eight hours. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Well, would
you guys rather I keep giving Crimson Desert a chance? Or should I just like demon say?
No, I can do both.
I can do both.
I can do both.
Also, yes, the TV works today
in case anyone was worried about that,
because I know you guys care about that so much.
AOM, thanks for the 13 months.
Good morning.
Good morning, guys.
Yeah, I could maybe just do both.
Oh yeah, I've got bread on the TV.
Hell yeah.
It's better after a long period.
Let's say nine hours.
I can't tell if people are joking or not when they say that.
Nine hours?
Oh my gosh.
Only 70 more hours till the game gets good, yeah.
Felhann, thanks for the prime.
Oh my gosh.
It gets good after 43 hours, okay?
43.
I can do that. Will you do even one day of QSMP?
Oh, so Crackity actually messaged me about that.
He's like, hello?
I'm just checking. Are you are you gonna play?
Cuz I haven't seen you on and I was like, oh, um, well, I told him how I couldn't get it
I couldn't get my fucking microstatic
I'll meet people turned out
People who are choking turned in. When will you play Witcher 3 Emeru?
I will play Witcher 3. Thank you flame for the four months and chaos chef
14 months 277 days. Thanks for 34 months. Well, I kind of I saw some people in chat say that like I missed it or something
So I thought it was like a three day event, but no, it's like a three or four month server.
So I probably will hop on at some point because I don't want to make crack any sad.
He's like one of the nicest people ever.
So but yeah, I just I just have so much going on.
Like I literally was in LA when they launched.
So I mean, it's a blessing to have so much to do, I guess.
I don't know.
Although I wanted to start doing more cosplay and IRL stuff again,
because I've just been doing so much gaming, I don't know.
I always go back and forth before I want to do, so.
I don't know.
But yeah, I don't cosplay on Sunday.
There's water and cashees, so.
We're ballin'!
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In videos what the heck oh, yeah the cheesecake factory stream the girls night cheesecake factory wait, let me write that down
Yes, we will do that.
And Pika will be soon.
And I will invite Soda, bro.
Imagine after all the fit that Soda threw about not being invited to the first one.
Well, not really a fit, but he was a little bit upset.
Imagine he doesn't even show up to the next one.
That would be crazy, wouldn't it?
He would do it just to prove a point.
I hope he says no. What is wrong with you guys?
What the heck?
That'd be a soda thing to do. Yeah
Yeah, I don't know
So I don't
Okay, so we were supposed to start the food thing at food
So I made sure to be live early, but it seems like everyone's
It seems like everyone's running late, so that means you guys are just stuck here with me with me yapping at you
You freaking don't laugh at me
Oh my fucking
Whatever news what else is new? Oh, yeah, I guess that's just all of my streams
Yeah, I
I pretend shutters sit in there too. Well, Mott's up here.
Here, I will get her.
Oh, here. It's time to pay your rent.
It's okay. You like me, right?
Oh, she really does not like being held.
Oh, my gosh.
She makes her little burp. She hates you! No, she doesn't! She just doesn't really like to be picked up.
And look, she will sit here to have her butt scratched.
See? She's very... She despises you!
You hate me.
I don't think she hates me.
Okay, I think we're starting a little bit late Jacob had to run around and go to like eight
different fast food places apparently he said he's 15 minutes away she's just ignoring me
She just wants to show her butt to the camera he's fricking attention for
Oh good bye she could not take the verbal abuse anymore where's Cheddar Cheddar she's
gone oh my gosh all right well shall I perhaps I can do my dailies while I wait
for the collab stuff all the grease from the cold fast food I'm sure it'll be
fine I mean I eat cold fast food all the time I don't think I think it'll be
fine I think it'll be okay all right we'll do the sprandle
we open it up okay
yo match thanks for the 21 months
Yippee.
Yippee!
Okay.
There's motherfucking sprandle time.
I hate that the pictures are getting better.
Like they're supposed to be scuffed.
Why are they showing beautiful food?
Action redacted, thank you for the three months.
Welcome back.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Okay, we got the kababhi roll.
Okay, um, we got the kababhi roll with adjibar chips and a drink versus chicken, teepa, naan
Okay, lock in guys lock in what the thank you for being an amazing creator and even better cat mom
W firefighter things fire rescue guy
Thank you
Vegan loaded fries
I like this too much wet on the fries.
Zara, thanks for 32 months!
I love the UK representation in scramble.
The UK representation?
Vegetarian burger with cheesy chips.
And there's a pepper plant in the back.
They're both vegetarian!
Um...
I don't know!
This is a hard one.
Fuck!
Dude, it's all vegan food today!
Dude, I'm not gonna get any of these.
Oh my god, I guess it's vegan Friday.
Vegan day.
Um, vegan tacos versus vegan hot dogs.
Tacos.
Vegan range.
Okay, so these are vegan nuggets versus vegan Chipotle burger with beer.
Okay
Thanks for 22 months. Thank you, and so yeah, thanks for 31 months. Thank you. So I up 31 months
veggie loaded fries with no guacamole
vegan fish
It's got the peas on the side that looks terrible
I wonder what the fish is if it's vegan vegan pine chips versus veggie jerk rice and peas
It just looks like AI.
Veggie Burger vs. Veggie Dog with a Molson Canadian.
I don't know, the vegan food has burger, both are low.
Wandering Ronan, thank you for these two months.
Nothing!
I guess nothing is vegan, isn't it?
Versus veggie pizza with chips and two mojitos
Um
I don't think the veggie pizza even looks bad. It's got like tomatoes and spinach or something on it
Vegan hot dog with vegan loaded fries 17 dollars for all this beyond sausage
I hate this picture, what the fuck. I hate the photo.
Ugh!
Terrible.
Snowy Julie, thanks for 21 months, welcome back.
Emmeru flower.
I know, thank you so much.
A veggie dog versus Miami veggie burger.
I'm actually doing okay.
Vegan turkey and pancetta Christmas pie with a T.
But why do they call it turkey and pancetta if it's vegan?
Just call it like vegan meat pie.
Like why are you specific kinds of meat versus vegan bratwurst with kimchi?
Ugh, so horrible.
Okay, I got 9 out of 10!
Great Scrin or Heaven's Equals.
Above average.
Average was 7.5 today.
I'm still riding above the line.
Okay, Sundance!
Thanks for the 8 months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
A horse radish and red onion on bread the classic from the Czech Republic
Versus the meat feast pizza
I'm gonna go for the meat feast pizza that looks incredible
Chicken panini versus kebab
Wow that is
That is crazy
Disgusting, disgusting.
Salt and pepper, crispy chicken loaded fries, versus spicy chicken wings with chips and curry sauce.
I mean, I think that the curry looks really bad, but the wings don't look bad.
But I think the fries ruin it.
Yeah, the fries ruin it.
Moldy hotdog $8 versus chip sausage and curry sauce there's no way it's hot dog.
I can't believe that was 9% who's voting for that?
You'll keep late tamer thanks for the 27 months.
Double smash burger versus looks like pie mash and mushy peas.
Oh, wow, that's a beautiful burger.
Curry chips.
Almost no sauce.
Versus apple and minced pie crumble.
Can't even see it.
Solid start.
Ooh, buffalo wings.
Versus macaroni pie.
from Scotland. They really love their um, carbs on carbs. Fried chicken and chili, pie
chips and gravy, obviously this one. Okay, these are easy so far. Easy peasy. Zappi conca,
Mushroom pizza bread versus chili cheese loaded nachos. That's gotta be these, right?
Okay
Slider box deal six beef sliders mozzarella sticks ironings and fries versus the ten inch sausage roll
How do that sausage roll have 92%
What?
Wait, how did this happen?
What?
Wait, I'm so mad!
I'm dead.
Your career.
Dead seven times.
I've only gone two S's in one A.
What?
Yeah, that was a terrible scran.
Holy shit.
Worst scranner of all time?
No, that was just unlucky.
That was such a beat, dude.
I'm so mad.
I'm so mad.
I'm so mad.
I'm so mad.
I'm so mad.
I'm so mad.
I'm so mad.
I'm so mad.
I'm so mad.
Such a beat dude and they were 2% off too.
Oh my God.
Lifeless, okay.
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The time, time of your life, alternate title, it has to be time, right?
Okay, first word in the title is 1989 song.
I
What is this one larger I don't even know I'm just getting the answers from chat now half of the hyphenated word in the toes
No
Life life life I see s l c for spice
But spice spice of life slice of life
First we're the title
Don't even ask me what it's about.
I got a live one.
Is it Gloves?
Live?
No, live.
First for the Tals 2013 song.
The story of my life, nice.
That's a good one.
I love Cross-Tune.
I wordle.
I'm not looking at chat now.
an A in it. There's an I in it. The I is at the end.
I'm just testing letters and locating, okay?
So A is there.
S is at the end.
Nice top, kinda goth.
Better than denim.
It's denim!
Great, do you even think of for the bits?
That's true, it's not denim.
It's not denim, Jesus, I can't fucking talk.
What is wrong with me?
It could be basis, but then I'm wasting a guess because I'm only testing one new letter.
I'm going to try basis.
Oh wait, but it.
Oh wait, but it OK.
But there is two S's.
So maybe Oasis.
I got it.
Impact, thanks for 29 months.
Wow, OK.
Wow, fifth try is not that good.
But I still got it.
So that's OK.
I did not cheat.
You guys say I cheated every fucking time
I get the word all every fucking time you guys say that.
It's a bunch of fucking haters.
Oh, this is beautiful.
Where are we?
Ah, this, I mean, this could be literally anywhere
North America.
This is Kansas.
What country is this?
Canada, Panama, St. Kitts and Nevis or Heidi?
What? Canada? I don't fucking know, I'm just guessing. Bro, this is all I get to see? What
place is this unknown? What is going on? Vancouver? Montreal? Well, it's probably Vancouver.
Really, Emma, you're my favorite human, and we're all love.
Lochi, thanks for the 25 months.
When not even the game knows where we are.
Well, that was like the worst Explorer I've ever played.
You're gonna identify in places.
You found unknown.
I fucking did it, guys.
I FUCKING DID IT!
Are you proud of me?
Holy shit.
Oh...
Oh shit, new Spider-Man.
Two days ago.
I can't believe I'm first-hand at my damn!
MJ, come on. Pretend like you're not the happiest you've ever been in your entire life.
I can.
I knew it!
Oh, good.
Spider-Man, don't do it.
He's mad.
Hi, my name is Peter Parker.
You don't remember me, but we used to move.
Ivan has bought no things for the one year.
Something bad was going to happen when he really stopped it.
Was to make everyone forget about me.
Because I'm not just Peter Parker, I'm Spider-Man.
What the hell, Frank?
You're just hitting with a bit of it!
Picture a wood brick.
I feel like I'm just a wood brick, but I feel like I'm just Spider-Man.
Motherfuckers.
Go home!
I love the big ego.
Spider-Man has to do the hard thing even if it breaks Peter Parker's heart
What is happening I do like miles more Alice to you actually
Excuse me dr. Banner I need your help
I don't remember the Bible verse.
Spiders have three life cycles.
When between cycles, it can lead the spider vulnerable to threats.
What about Andrew Garfield?
Oh, I completely forgot about Andrew Garfield.
I actually liked him, too, but I mean, I still think I'm so good at watering, you know?
You can't lose anything.
Yeah.
And for those fighters who make it through,
it amounts to a kind of...
...people.
Like there's ninjas.
...we birthed.
Nice flowers.
Oh, they're, uh, a housewarming gift.
I'm, uh, MJ.
I'm just a neighbor from across the hall.
A friendly neighbor.
Good one. Good one, bro. Good one. Looks pretty good. I mean, I don't know if I'll uh, oh wait, I think I already saw this final trailer. Maybe I haven't. It says 10 days ago. Oh wait, I think I was in LA when this came out. I think I'm definitely going to go see this, the Mario Gal- oh, and I just saw, um, I saw the new Demon Slayer movie the other day.
It was so good, but it holy fuck it was so long towards the end. I was like
There's a huge universe out there
I never got boring or anything, but it was just so long
I haven't seen this now
We gotta get everyone out of here!
Go, go, go!
Is this how it happens in Galaxy?
I don't even remember.
I don't think this is how it happens.
Guys, my Mario lore is being changed and I don't like this.
How dare they do this?
What is wrong with them?
I mean, they have thousands of drinks at the same time.
Is that only in Sunshine or does he have a safe version of the other one?
I can't believe they're bumping up the integrity of the Mario time line.
Just for this cash grab disgusting movie.
I'm appalled.
You're gonna watch oh, yes, I would be there in theaters. I will be at the Alamo
Bro.
That's G.I.S.?
Oh, that's actually kind of awesome.
I like that.
That's cool.
I'm so excited.
Oh.
Hello, Nuggets!
He almost said a bad word.
Oh my god. I mean, that looked good.
I like that. I'm excited. Wait, what day does it come out?
April 1st. Oh, that's soon.
Shelly, thanks for the eight months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I mean, I got April Fool's Day.
So suspicious.
hmm surely it's not a joke surely it's not a joke
Nicholas Cage Spider-Man TV show? wait it's actually wait spider who are like
this is actually cool I think I mean I don't know it's prime video why you only
I already know how it ends.
Well then, it's definitely the beginning.
This actually looks cool!
Yeah, this is my first time seeing something like this at all.
And I don't know about Spider Noir from Into the Spiderverse.
Impulses.
I managed to suppress them.
Most of the time.
What's going on, Ben?
Ben?
Wait. What the hell happened to him?
I beat up some guys in a bar.
Come on, God-plastered.
I was like about it being Nicolas Cage makes me like it more, but I also can't take it
as seriously.
You could have been an existential crisis if I'm honest.
It's like a nerve, huh?
Yeah, I mean, I guess that's all I'm gonna have to say.
Two ways? Oh you can watch it in color or black and white?
I feel like that's a good choice because personally I don't know if I like would want to watch
it in black and white. That's cool. I didn't know he was noir in Spiderverse 2. I actually
did not know that. They're making another side of the hedgehog movie!
Oh my god, so many vo-
Is this just a coincidence that all these are happening at the same time? Like the announcements?
Crash failed burn in the 16 months. I watched the Dune Trailer, uh, yesterday.
I think.
You think your world is so-
But your time is about to run out.
I'm not sure it might just be like a cheap coffee.
Oh that was the shortest show.
That was literally 30 seconds.
Wow.
Talk to you.
Thank you for the one year.
Emery waving.
Hello.
anything hello hello hello hello hello hello this is the first time oh my
goodness you guys see a ways in with side bangs and you think it's emory dude I
I'm not gonna like I mean I look nothing alike can we talk about that I
I've seen that like several times.
I would like to formally apologize to the Asian community
and the alt girl community.
Every time someone has black hair inside bangs,
I open the comments, they say,
why are you trying to look like Emory?
Every fucking time I would like to formally apologize.
There are some people who actually do try to look like me,
but most of them are not.
And it's just like, I don't think you can differentiate,
like, Asian people.
We look completely different.
It doesn't look like my side bangs at all.
I'm holding, okay?
She has side bangs because she has luscious locks.
We're two different people, man.
Like, I'm trying to cover my balding middle part, okay?
Well I'm trying to cover my balding side part.
You see that?
Yeah.
So, same thing.
Same thing.
I completely understand.
Same thing.
Did you see this?
Bro, this shit is so bad.
What the hell, and so can you wait for this body?
Oh my God, he's looking at it too.
Guys, this shit is so fucking cool, by the way.
This DLSS shit?
No, this shit is so bad.
Did you see this?
Bro, this shit is so...
I haven't seen anyone say anything good.
Bro, I swear, I mean, they definitely exist,
but I feel like the people who obsessively love AI,
they like don't even exist.
I feel like it's just a bunch of companies being like,
oh, we need to invest in the AI
because everyone else is doing it.
So these execs pay all their creative people
to be like, okay, do something with AI.
And the creative people are basically,
they're like, we know this is gonna be terrible,
everyone's gonna be mad at us,
but we're just trying to get paid and do our job.
Like that's literally the vibe, it's like how it feels.
It's the same vibe as like a streamer
when they're stuck in a two hour sponsor
in like 10 minutes and they realize that the game is bad.
They're like, look at it guys!
Never me though, never me.
Never me though.
But it's like same vibes as that, you know what I mean?
Oh my God.
Same vibes.
Yeah, never.
I just realized it's like 240.
We're supposed to start at 2 after you're sponsored at 4.
Have you heard of the goat?
I saw it for my birthday and I think you would like it.
You are a furry after all or anthro lol.
Have I heard of the goat?
I'm not a furry or anthro.
Okay, apparently Jacob's here, but Esfand isn't.
Maybe Esfand crashed his car again.
Hello everyone, this is your Daily Dose of Internet.
for some reason this person's car wouldn't stop making a fart noise.
The fact he's so calm makes me think this has happened before.
So it turns out her granddad is a hide-and-seek world champion.
I hate her.
I hate her.
Yo, Lymon, thank you for the fight!
Thank you, Lymon! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I appreciate it.
Thank you so much.
Good day, hello.
I know oh god, we're setting up the table. Okay, is that table big enough?
Okay, all right, I have one of my claws if I think it's pretty big. Yeah, let me let me check
Why I could just set it up
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No, it's back.
Hello.
Hello.
Oh, I'm getting close.
I don't want you to show me how it rocks in my pocket.
What the fuck happened to my camera?
It was you.
No, I think what happened is I took the table out of the closet and I touched a cable
and my internet went up.
Never touch the cables.
What happens?
I think what happened is I took the table out of the closet and I touched the cable and my internet went up.
Never touch the cables.
That happens.
Last but not least, always with the technical difficulties.
Yeah, definitely.
This table is like, you touch them sometimes and the whole, like, world gets shattered.
Okay, would you rather be invisible or read minds?
I'd rather read minds.
Are you sure? But like, almost everyone's going to have something that they're going to think that's going to hurt your foot.
I don't care because I probably think it about them, too
I'm just kidding. I mean it's like if being invisible sounds useless
You can sneak out of your place
That would be sick you can sneak out of jail. No, I'm speaking out of your place is so sick
Oh, you could see.
Because you could get like a seat in the back,
and then right before the flight lands,
you go invisible mode, and then you go to the front, and then.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cookies.
But what about your luggage?
The luggage's not invisible.
No, well.
You ever listen to ABBA?
You wear the luggage, because everything you wear
is invisible, right?
So get like a backpack.
Luggage.
OK, what about?
Wait, why is it always, would you rather use cards?
Just wear your other eyes?
Wait, why is there two of them?
Oh.
My camera just died.
EARRESON!
EARRESON just spit all over me!
Dude, I'm sorry, it was so funny.
I'm sorry.
The exit is just-
I just broke the door.
Dude, I'm so sorry it was so funny.
Dude, it's like as soon as people come into my room,
everything- Why is it like my brain's down?
I'm not gonna get help.
Oh my fucking god.
I'd rather be just go over my phone.
I'd rather be just go over my phone.
Aspen, just sit over me, bro.
You have to sit on your phone.
I actually do.
It's like Brent will sit everywhere.
Oh my fucking god.
Ew! There's a red ball over my phone.
Hold on, chat with Brent.
I'm so sorry.
I just had a lie on my phone.
It made me laugh.
Did it get on the screen?
Yes, dude. It's all my speakers.
It's mine. They're waterproof.
They're not waterproof!
Dude, look! It's all over here, too!
It was randomly sponsored. It's okay.
Ew!
You know what I'm most mad about?
They didn't get to see it because the camera was...
I know. I know.
I'm gonna get stabbed because the camera froze.
I was doing it for a stream, I was actually doing it in my lap.
Oh my fucking god.
I'm so fucking mad, bro.
I'm not the camera, bro.
You spit on me!
I didn't spit on you.
Yes you did!
It literally touched me, it touched my arm.
It didn't mean to guess you did
I would I would but not that I would totally what what no, I would I would do something funny on purpose
It was slightly annoying, but that's too annoying
Okay, so he what he's doing now there's some over here too
He's wiping up my desk and then just leaving the paper towels on it!
There's just a pile of them! Bro, you missed them!
I mean, I put a hand in water.
Oh my fucking god, bro. That's so dumb.
That's so dumb.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my god!
Oh, why did you drop it?
It wasn't even a good flavor of Red Bull.
It's the normal life.
You gotta drink the fancy one.
To be fair though, I'm like obsessed with zero.
Zero is my favorite right now.
The pain comes back.
The pain comes back too.
Oh my gosh.
Go ahead and...
I think I have a red bull monitor. It's great.
Now my camera's crooked as fend.
Oh, it always was crooked.
No, it wasn't.
Why is it crooked?
Because you moved my monitor.
It was resting on your monitor?
Yes.
Okay, I'm going to just go ahead and...
My stream setup is very delicate as fan.
Yeah, I can tell.
One time, recently I was underneath unplugging stuff to go to take it on my trip.
I electrocuted myself.
No way.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, I electrocuted myself on my setup.
That's actually insane.
Because there's like finicky and then that's just like dangerous.
Like it's a literal fire hazard.
What?
I mean, so...
Yeah, no, it like actually might be.
Yeah, I've got four monitors, two PCs, one microwave, one cattle, three lamps, actually
five lamps.
And six consoles.
Six consoles.
Yeah, I like three consoles.
Four.
It's like nothing but stock.
She's like constantly like trading, like shorting the market.
They're all live.
This monitor is nothing but stocking people.
She's like constantly like trading like shorting the market.
Oh, wow.
This monitor is nothing but stalking people.
Security cameras all over the house.
Not an excess fan.
Yeah, no problem.
Yeah, just part of the, uh, just, you know, on day's work that I got.
My camera's still crooked, man.
Well, you know, it's...
Should we get that other two white shirt for me?
Can we use that map?
I'm just going to use my chair.
Why don't you let me fix it, Esfand?
No, I implore you to let me fix it.
What? You should just let me fix it.
I think, you know, you know what? Maybe you should fix it.
Esfand.
Yeah, you know what? Maybe you should fix it.
Esfand! You did that on purpose!
I don't know! You did it on purpose!
To be fair, yes, I did do it on purpose.
What the heck? How you did it?
Take it back.
It's not coming back on.
Wait, actually it's not coming back on.
I'm such a jerk.
I said can you close all the borders of Brooklyn and the city and I can't open it.
Yeah, but they're incredibly clean now.
Come on.
I'm sorry.
I said my desk just smells like Red Bull now.
Okay, you gotta admit it's kind of even funnier than it was on camera.
It's not like a pleasant red bull snag, it's like red bull plus spit.
What is-
What is-
What is-
Of course my team lost me, what do you mean?
There's-
I can't today, but also last week.
Oh my god, bro.
You're kind of shirt crazy.
Please.
I am not crazy.
Ruben, what percentage?
She plays scramble every single day.
Ooh.
That's a three.
Ooh.
Okay.
Ooh.
They have-
Verified the crazy through science.
We're such a piece of shit man I never gonna forgive you for there's still
spit on my phone you didn't clean my phone
Why do you get that chair?
Because it's my chair as fan.
If you want a nicer chair, you have to bring it in from the kitchen yourself.
You really don't want to do that right now.
Friends, everything on the way.
If you want to do it, you can go get it.
No, no, no, it's a good chair.
It's a good chair.
You can go get it.
It's a good chair.
This chair is better than yours actually.
It just feels so, like, such a serious setup.
So, where do you guys see yourselves in five years' chat?
Is this like therapy?
Why do you think that you are eligible for this job?
Are you sure you're not overqualified?
Do you have any criminal history?
Dun dun dun.
Ha ha ha ha!
Here's a blindfold for you.
Here's a blindfold for you.
What kind of interview have you had?
Actually, zero.
I know that both of you guys are very competitive, so please no cheating.
Oh, incredibly competitive.
I've already cut holes in this, and then if you're packaged it'll end up putting that on.
I dressed it as a nanobomb, guys.
I made sure it's cool.
Oh, hey, no cheating.
Especially you.
Me?
Oh, yeah.
Who are you pointing at? I can't see anything.
Okay, so...
Okay, I don't have to put it on yet.
Can I explain to you guys what it is?
I just want to see if it works.
Oh, does it work?
It does, but I can see the light of the water, but like, that's it.
Oh, do you want to...
Let me see.
Okay.
Yeah, I have one.
Yeah, hi Chad, I can see you.
Wait, let me go check on uh...
Definitely a choker.
You're what?
You're telling me choker?
No.
Okay.
Why not?
You guys, it makes you neck look long like a giraffe.
Actually it does.
Have you ever seen the people like the ones that actually along the street?
Oh yeah, I've seen that.
Actually, I think those were cool but uh...
But they actually along the street.
Do they have painful?
I think, I don't know if it's painful, painful,
but supposedly they actually end up having like damage
from it, because it like takes their,
their like discs and like separates them.
Oh, no, it's good.
Oh, I can check on those.
Chad, you guys just need to have a V louder.
My mic is not really made for like group room streams.
I have a sure SM70.
Do you only have one?
I only have one mic.
Let's see.
I have a gate for it as low as I can get.
Yeah chat you guys just need to type in all caps for the rest of the stream so
that your your sound is it gets picked up by the mic until the noise get it.
True.
Yeah I know it works. True. We also could turn the noise gate off. Oh it is off. It is off. Yeah it shouldn't be one at all.
Wait, do you guys...
Does anything?
Say, can y'all do a backflip, please?
I can do a headstand and land backwards.
Really?
Oh yeah, the blindfolds.
Why don't you try to say kill yourself?
That's just what they do, man.
They're just always doing this shit.
Okay.
Let me turn off the mixer thing.
Can y'all hear me? What the heck?
Why is my chat saying can you all hear me?
Hear you?
No, they're saying...
I don't know, my chat...
Shut up chat!
We're muddied.
You have to start, you have to start
disciplining and punishing your chat.
That's why I play Lee.
Oh god.
That's why I'm alive.
This smells like cat peeve.
Hey, Espen, would you ever consider being a coach?
Why or why not?
Yeah.
That's insane.
That's a crazy poll.
That's interesting.
Would you rather play a video game, read a book,
or go on a hike in nature?
I would rather read a book.
You don't have to play games?
Yeah.
What the heck?
Not if it's Crimson Does It.
So I'm going to ask, how is it the fact
that you pulled that and this back to back for me?
I don't know, let's try it.
Wait, so the Crimson Desert is the blue?
Here's the problem.
My favorite part is the desert.
It's not even the Crimson.
The problem with Crimson Desert is the controls
is way too dang.
It's like the game's trying to do everything at the same time.
Yeah, well, it was supposed to be an MMO,
and then they switched it to RPG right?
Yeah, but the combat, actually combat is safe, to be fair.
But well, have you ever volunteered for a cause organization that you felt passionate about?
What was it? Yes, what was it? I don't want to say what I didn't volunteer for cause organization.
You felt passionate about it, was it?
Um...
Um...
Hi Kate.
Yeah, a lot.
Um...
What?
Classic WoW.
I've volunteered
before, but not for anything I was passionate about.
I volunteered to help.
I gave $600 to that guy
for a supply of oysters in the river.
Didn't I tell her wait, no, that's the most and I told about that. She thought I got scammed.
But then I asked, yeah, but like, but like, what's, what's like the, what's the passion? What's the passion?
Passion is always for people. I really love always strange. Okay. So Jacob's going to run us through what's going to happen.
Here we go. We have four items from 12 different restaurants. I'm going to bring them in and go containers with no marketing on them whatsoever.
And you guys are going to guess what you're eating. Okay. Okay. And then Ali keep track of like, like, you just like, you know, like, yeah, I'm running around all of Austin buying burgers and french fries and donuts. All right.
Very hot. Um, you're going to have three unmarked containers and then you guys guess what they are. Ali keeps track of what you guess. And then on the bottom of the container, it says what it is. So then when you're done to get your blindfold.
look at the bottom you see you've got it right and then move on to the next one.
W. J. C. W. L. A. Yes. What would you like first?
Food. Food. Yeah, pizza.
Not the candles, not the stove. I would like pizza.
Pizza. Oh, I would love for pizza. Wait, so, so, so you have the
category of food type and then we guess where it's from.
Yeah. What are the categories? We have multiple options. We have multiple
choices. We've got pizza, sandwiches,
Fries, chicken sandwiches, we have scandals, soaps,
donuts, shakes, vanilla shakes, oh, sub sandwiches,
you already said that?
Yeah, I think I might be it.
Yeah, OK.
It looks good.
Wow, pizza?
We're going to be full.
Yeah, pizza.
I'm really excited for pizza.
I can eat anything.
Yeah.
So Chad, what we're going to be doing today is eating food.
Yay!
Did you guys enjoy the pizza stream we did like,
three years ago?
And you guys,
forced me?
Yeah, we should do it again!
We should not do it again!
Yeah, that was so fun!
Okay, we did a eating contest
for us, me and Bonnie,
if we could eat more pizza than us,
then we'd like,
barely won!
No, no, no, you guys like,
doubled me!
He's not!
I think so!
No, you guys like,
doubled me individually.
I think he's stuck.
I don't remember though.
I just remember being really full
and us being like,
Why is he complaining so much?
Yeah, because I had like, I think eight slices or something
and you guys each had like, at least one pizza.
Here comes the, wait, do we blind fold now?
One.
No, I don't, I don't, that much in one sitting.
I just got hungry for this.
No.
And you can't open these until you have your blindfolds
on, because I feel like the look is somewhat cheating.
Is it all in this pizza?
Yeah, there's three slices in each one.
Wait, how we can't look so there's four pieces of places and each box here has one slice from
How can we tell from looking at it?
Yeah
I'm going to start with this far left one, this far left one is over by me.
I will help distribute, I will be the feeder below.
I can't see shit.
I missed chat.
Okay, here, take this, take one, take, take one, okay.
I guess all of them are golden or bright.
Okay.
And this is a pizza, right?
And this, this is pizza.
Okay, wait, so is this, is this like the default pizza they offer or is this like thin crushed?
It's all hand-tossed cheese.
Hand-toy cheese.
Can we get the four multiple toys?
Yeah, so the options are we have dominoes,
we have little Caesars, we have Papa John's,
we have pizza.
OK.
Oh, fuck.
I don't know.
So this is putting it in my mouth?
You put it in your mouth.
Can they see this?
Oh.
Allie should be able to show what's what.
This is number one Allie.
I have my answer.
What's the name of this game?
Line taste test.
I don't know. We couldn't come up with anything.
Yeah, I think...
Yeah.
What's in my mouth would be a bad name? We should be that one.
That is a game.
That is a game.
I want to eat this whole thing, but I know we're going to eat, like, birdie things.
I'm already eating a whole thing.
Yeah, I'm getting a whole thing.
All right, so everyone needs to guess and then Ali will lock in your answers and move on to the next one.
I'm guessing Little Caesars.
Oh!
I'm guessing Pizza Hut.
Eww.
What is that noise?
I don't know my brain. I don't think it worked.
Hmm.
Wait, what did you guess I said?
Um, it's um...
Dominoes.
We all pick different ones.
So any guest pizza, Bonnie guest Little Cedars, and as fan guest, how many of us?
I really wanted to do Little Cedars, but I didn't want to pick the same thing as Bonnie because I didn't want to look like I was copying her.
So Little Cedars are right? Just know that I was going to be right. Continue?
Alright, you guys want to know the answer or I guess would that hurt you for the next one this case?
Process of elimination, which we basically and maybe we should have forwarded
No, I wouldn't know oh wait. Yeah, actually no, no, right. So we'll oh just ask chat
Just do the pizza ones and then whatever chat. This is more entertaining know what it is
So so Jacob will you ask chat?
What do they think is more entertaining because I think both ways of doing it are good
What else?
The end.
The end?
Okay.
Alright.
I've got another two.
Alright, take one.
The end is coming.
The end.
Here you go.
Okay.
I already know what it is.
Oh.
Actually, maybe I don't.
What the fuck?
What the hell?
Why did they put cheddar cheese in it?
This is like a pizza.
This is like a pizza.
This is like a pizza.
This is like a pizza.
This is like a pizza.
This is like yellow cheddar cheese.
I would not say dominoes, but like...
This is not dominoes.
It's really good. It's something that I don't really have.
What were the options again?
It's not good.
The options are Pizza Hut, Papa John's, Dominoes, Little Caesars.
Pizza Hut?
Oh, the cats are fighting?
Okay, then do not like pizza hunies.
Cats are not a fan of pizza hunies.
I might have to go check on them.
Oh, convenient, because you're going to have to take off your blindfold, I mean.
I was going to walk to the door with the blindfold because I'm the only person who could because I live in here.
Oh, and then look at the mirror.
And then Bonnie wanted to go help the cats even though it's not her cat.
It's almost like she's cheating.
Actually, she accused us of planning to cheat.
True. I wonder if Bonnie was actually planning to cheat, but being able to see what the pizza was.
Yeah, I don't know if she would do that.
I have no idea. I have no idea how you're going to cheat this.
Hey, could you actually cheat by looking at the pizza itself?
Um...
I don't think there's any way to tell them.
I feel like they have a different crust, kinda.
Maybe it would be...
I don't like the smell here a lot.
And I also haven't ever tasted this on my life.
This is a pizza hut for me.
This has to be a pizza hut.
I think this is Papa John's.
Really?
I'm nodding, but I realize you can't see me.
I'm nodding.
Wait, I'm trying to think it's Papa John's.
You can't change your answer!
That's cheating!
Hmm
She's broke you said pizza hot
No, she said pizza hot she changed it
You guys are such shit
Okay, but they're saying that because they know that I'm a Papa John's enjoyer, so imagine how embarrassed all three of us will be if I'm wrong.
Imagine, all three of us will be so embarrassed.
No, I'm pizza. I'm pizza. I'm pizza.
Okay. If you say Papa John's for no reason, you can still say it for number two.
If you really think you're wrong.
Yeah.
Is it all three Papa John's?
But can you change after?
No.
Okay.
Okay, I'd say, yeah, that's the next one.
Here we go.
Can you select?
I just realized I'm getting all of the ones that you guys taught.
How do you know I'm pushing it?
What is that thing you wash your hands with chud like an hour ago?
Is that a long time or something?
After what you've been doing?
Yeah, little scissors. I
Don't know if I like this
Little secret why it's good to taste not as good on you know, this is either Domino's or old scissors. I think it's old scissors, too
Now I can taste the differences, but I don't know what the differences mean so like those scissors taste wet
like a what but the little this has a little heat it has like a glaze on the
crust frozen
like the cheese is soft no I think it's good oh yeah I'm starting to like it
Oh yeah, I'm fine.
I like the soft part, but I don't like the juicy part.
Oh yeah.
I think that this one is...
I just got a real bad bite.
Wait, what?
It was like extra soft and wet.
There's no way that this is dominant.
I would recognize that this is dominant.
I think I'm gonna see this.
I don't like this bowl.
What are our options?
Pizza Hut, Domino's, Papa John's, Little Caesars.
This is Pizza Hut.
I also like Pizza Hut. It's a good guess, but I'm sticking with Little Caesars.
I think it's Little Caesars too.
Okay.
Last one?
The last one.
Would you like to pass it?
No, I don't.
one would you like to pass it? Oh sorry, I thought you were hanging it in my bag. Okay here we go ready? Here's for you.
I grabbed two I'm so sorry. The person who loses has to give us give the winners a hundred dollars. Go, move them down.
I think this is Domino's too, you can't copy me, well you changed your answer because
of mine.
Wait, what'd you guys say?
She copied me.
She's saying Domino's.
I think it's Domino's.
I know it's Domino's because it tastes like cardboard.
No, I'm joking.
I think it's Poppa John's.
But like really yummy cardboard.
If you ever want to sponsor me Domino's.
I could see this being Poppa John's too, but I had a reason for thinking that number one was Pizza Hut.
But I'm not going to say what it was
Cuz they're fucking business as been
I'm cheating by being a fat chug that eats pizza
This one's definitely don't know. Well, are you serious? And I would ever call you fast here to call yourself that I
Remember what you said
You're gonna be the first person to call me fat. So you took away from me like that. Are you serious?
I'm so waiting as then
You know, the balls in your court, I stand anytime you want to drop it. Just drop it.
I'm glad I learned. I had the pass to go.
So, what do you think?
My order is Pizza Hut Papa John's full Caesar's Domino's.
I don't remember my order. This one's definitely Domino's.
Wait, did you say your order?
Pizza Hut Papa John's full Caesar's Domino's.
I have the orders. I can go up and then you can take your mom home.
All right, you can do it, Domino.
Wait, what was the last one, Dancer?
S-Fan said Domino's Pizza Hut, Little Caesar's Domino's.
Yeah.
So, you want to take number one, Bonnie?
Okay.
Don't reveal it yet.
Can we unleash ourselves?
Yeah, yeah, you can.
So, Emmy said number one was Pizza Hut.
Bonnie said it was Little Caesar's.
S-Fan said it was Domino's.
You can take a look now.
Number one was Domino's!
Get the ball, baby!
Heavyweight champion of the world!
You want to know how I knew that I want you guys to go back to the Bob okay rewind and I
Delicately placed my lips and tongue on the crust and the crust of dominoes of the very distinct sort of
Not so which piece of because the
said it was Papa John's and S-Fan said it was pizza's.
Papa John's.
Papa John's.
I knew it because Papa John's is the one that has the bubbly crust.
I knew it because she said that.
Oh, that's a good one.
I, I, what did I say?
Because they know I order Papa John's.
So to be fair, I didn't pick Papa John's because I was trying to be contrarian.
So you guys didn't influence my answer.
No, you guys did.
Okay, so we're both, everybody has one.
I think the rest of mine are wrong then.
All right, number three, Amy said Little Caesars, Bonnie said Pizza Hut, and then Espan said
Little Caesars.
That was Pizza Hut!
I'm winning!
Little Pizza Hut!
I thought, I actually did think it was Pizza Hut, and then I changed it up to Little
Caesars.
I shouldn't have done that.
Pizza Hut fell off.
That was disgusting.
Do you guys remember?
That was really bad.
That was really bad and I was so confident.
If you guys remember one of our pizza hut had the movies, if you wanted to get a movie
that had a problem where they'd give you a DVD, you'd buy a family meal and they would
give you like a-
I don't eat this.
Those are bite marks.
That's me.
I spanned.
Sorry.
I was doing it because I ran out of stuff to eat.
Number four, Amy said Dominoes, Bonnie said Dominoes, and S-Band said Bob-Johns.
Number four was Little Seizures.
Oh, it's four.
Ew.
Like, so Poppijons was the worst then from the point, because we all were talking shit.
Yeah, no, I wasn't.
Like, because we were hungry and then we were full.
No, I was actually not good compared to the other ones.
Well, I went that way.
I always thought that the tier list for me personally was like Papa John's and Pizza Hut are like the two
Primo ones and then the other ones like Domino's is pretty okay, and then those huge bad
But I feel like Pizza Hut was the worst there was terrible
Well, I think that the first one the first one was
What was first time?
Domino's that one was the best, but maybe they I just ordered Domino's all the time
I think I think that was the best choice.
I'll try not to.
Okay.
But you do.
I sure don't have to, but it just happens.
It's okay guys, there's a lot of losers in the world.
In fact, the majority of people in the world are losers
and that's why winners are so celebrated.
However, there's still a chance to redeem yourselves.
You're not allowed to share a loser.
However, you still have a chance.
Let's try to beat me.
That's...
Like, so you get one or two.
We're in America now, Bonnie.
We don't do that here.
That's it. And then we just got one.
Wait, did you get one? I got one out.
Okay. What do I do with this pizza?
Did you guys eat all your scraps?
I actually ate mine.
I'm trying to paste myself.
Because we have burgers and sandwiches.
I'm trying to watch the weight there, I mean.
Yeah. You can just fucking say it as, Ben.
The rest of the pizza and stuff,
we're going to give it to the staff,
and I'm going to eat it.
I'm going to give it to Jacob.
What do you guys want next?
Two minutes.
Chicken sandwiches, chicken nuggets, donuts, french fries.
We have chicken nuggets?
Sub sandwiches, candlelight soups.
We should have french fries before they get too cold.
Okay, french fries, that's in the soup.
See, she's like Max Trude.
She knows how french fries physics works.
I do.
Time and air.
I do.
Jacob gets four pieces.
I would like them more actually directly based on how much they would pay me but the in this
particular case, I think Domino's is my favorite.
I think Domino's and Papa John's were for sure the best ones.
Oh yes, the pizzas were warm. They were so warm, and they're good.
Yeah, they're fine.
But I'm so hungry, so as it goes on, I wonder if I'm going to be able to continue to finish all of them.
You're gonna you're gonna finish it. I'm not eating these these are shit
Guys we're gonna be sick if y'all actually all eight four
Hi guys, the police came for her
I feel a little bit busy.
You're actually?
Yeah.
A little too bad.
Okay, well, I'm not moving.
You're getting around.
That would be very funny.
What?
You gotta re-set up after spitting.
But it wouldn't be funny on its own.
It would be funny after what happened earlier.
And then you can get a new setup.
I do need a new setup.
That'd be sick.
Yeah, one that doesn't electrocute me would be good.
That's actually insane that you got electrocuted.
I've never actually heard of anybody like.
Well, I think what happened is,
so I've had that light since I lived in Kansas.
I think one of my rabbits chewed on the cords.
I tried to unplug it and it fucking zapped me. It hurts so fucking bad.
Yeah.
Hey, can you pick up my PC?
Oh, nice.
Nice.
Can I fix it?
You're so broken.
Wait, who's here?
Elliot.
Oh.
Let's go, Starfleet.
Would you rather stay in a hotel or a house?
In a hotel or a house?
I'm on vacation.
House.
House.
Oh, yeah, Phillips.
Police.
Guys, I saw it.
They were waffle shaped.
Damn, damn I don't know who has wobble shaped fries too bad I couldn't feel it
and find now it's not cheating if it just pops open in front of me like I
didn't do anything to encourage that you guys put this one in the bottom of the
top I think so too but it like it raises it so I have to actually do this
I don't know why they have it.
It's worse.
I think you're supposed to tuck it in.
And it was made for Asian people.
Yeah, you're supposed to tuck it in.
It's for Asian people, but it's great for me with my flat face.
No, if you tuck it in, you can't see from the monitor.
Right?
You don't have a flat face.
You Asian?
Are you actually tucking in?
Dude, is that a thing?
Yeah, flat face.
I didn't know that was a thing.
Look at my side profile.
You have a flat face.
No, I don't.
But Asians have a, like, no, I don't know what it's called, but like, nose bridge here.
Can we get any sausage?
We bought it.
Look that way.
No, the other way.
Okay.
Raise your, raise your, uh, my blindfold.
It's your hand.
Okay.
Uh, please Bonnie, do you have a question?
Yes.
Raise your, raise your eyebrow.
What can I do for you?
Eyefold.
Eye, I blind, blindfold.
Can I look this way?
Can I look this way?
Move your hand.
My face is flat. My nose is fucking not at all.
Yeah, a little bit.
I have a flat face and I'm not flat nose.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Guys, small arrivals time at 4 p.m.
Okay, okay, okay.
We get no sauce. We get no water.
Just put the water in the fries so we can do water and fries at the same time.
Did you just take one?
Did you just grab your water?
Sorry.
Did you take one?
I took one.
I got one.
What are our options?
Your options are P. Terry's, Shake Shack, Chick-fil-A, One Burger.
I don't know. I have no taste yet.
Yes.
Uh-huh.
I think this is not Chick-fil-A.
Why does eating without your eyes make food taste different?
Like it's so fucking salty.
Yeah, it is. I think they fuck this up.
So if your eyes are closed, you don't absorb the aroma
the aroma through the ocular receptors.
You're just making shit up.
Absolutely, I am.
That's your clip.
I'm going to guess, Chick-fil-A.
But I feel like Jacob is like, he's
this crafty, like, frickin' bastard.
He's devious.
And he's devious.
And we're going to see another one of these boxes.
And there's going to be more.
Another waffle shit.
Waffle shit twice.
How do we fuck that shit?
And on top of that, I guarantee you the way he put that down.
You can go back and slow mo watch the box.
He flipped his wrist so that would open.
And he knew that I would joke about it.
He did.
He knew.
Oh, then imagine because this is actually all three straight fries.
But it's now we're going to be put off.
Yeah, now we don't know.
If they're all waffle fries, I'm walking out.
So we all picked a plan.
So you guys are going to copy me?
No, I picked a plan.
I should pick a plan.
There.
And now I actually am copying you now because you got a better score on the last test.
So of course I would copy you.
Woo!
Oh, these are...
This is like a master's run award.
Are these waffles?
Ew.
What the fuck?
What's our options?
Water burger, ki terries, Chick-fil-A, Shake Shack.
Shake Shack? The Shake Shack have crinkle cut fries?
Yeah, they do. But also they have regular fries too.
Wait, no, these are Shake Shack.
Yeah, I have Shake Shack every single day now.
No, you don't!
I swear to God.
Really? What do you get?
I get the double cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato.
And then I get either the blackout chocolate cake pudding shake,
or I get the cherries for reading.
Where do you put it?
Where does that food go?
Inside.
My body.
But, here's this other thing.
I don't usually get the fries because they're these fucking fries.
And if anybody loves these fries, I do not.
These are green cold fries from Shake Shack.
And if you copy me.
I said Shake Shack first.
You're not such a shaker!
I think it's Shake Shack.
I think it's Peteris.
It's not. Peteris has a little teeny fry.
Why would you tell him that?
You're giving him information.
How do you know?
Because I eat pretty cherries all the time.
It's my second favorite.
As your friend, I was going to tell you she's lying to you because she wants to win.
That's piece of hair, it's final answer.
Oh.
Hahaha.
Next one.
Is this three?
Yeah, it's different.
Is that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
I don't know what water burner tastes like.
I don't know what water burner tastes like.
I don't know what water burger tastes like, but whatever I think it tastes like ass, right?
This is water burger a thousand percent I think that where they feel these are for where the
fries go I think this is water burger because I said it first before he did and I also don't
The President I hear early.
Those are flavorless.
Water.
Yeah.
Why?
Why do people like water burger so much?
So, this is, you know what?
just so that there's drama I'm gonna say P. Jerry's whoa yeah they might be
water burger but I feel like they're crazy I feel like they're really thin and
might be P. Jerry's I'm not sure you always do this I mean well wouldn't it
be boring if we all said the same thing oh
Just for the course, dude, unbelievable.
OK.
Next one.
You're right.
OK.
OK.
Next one.
Madame Roselle.
These are terrible.
Oh, wait.
You got it?
All right, Mary, go.
Oh!
Sorry, okay. Actually these are I think these are these are peteries
These are not only peteries, but you can talk that peteries because water burners give them so much more fries
And this is like to my hands are sorry. There's a peteries. These are peteries
You just built terraces. Wow. It's like so oily. I love peteries fries, but these are they're so soft
No, no, these are good. These are good. These are good. Yeah
I wish I could
I'm gonna show you what you do for the rest of my life.
I don't like it.
Yeah, we love peteris.
Peteris has a very good root beer shake.
Ooh!
I don't know why I'm blazing peteris so hard.
Peteris.
I do also think it's peteris.
I've got all of them right. That's crazy.
Oh, that's crazy. I've got all of them right.
Why is this fricking just bragging and fricking lying to us as well?
I want to do a french fry tier list. Let's freeze.
Oh, you know what I want to do? I want to do a freaking...
Alright, take our blindfolds off.
Yeah, take them off.
Alright.
Yeah, this one's definitely Peter's.
Yeah.
Yeah, tell.
Yeah.
And that's skins.
That was crazy.
Yeah, tell me five. Thank you so much.
Alright, I'm gonna give it a one.
Alright, number one.
And he said Chick-fil-A,
Bonnie said Chick-fil-A,
and Aspen said Chick-fil-A.
Chick-fil-A!
I was doing that XGD.
Next, XGD.
Next.
Number two, Amy said Shake Shack.
Amy said Shake Shack, Espen said Pete Terry's.
Ha ha ha!
Shake Shack!
Number three, Amy said Pete Terry's,
Bonnie said Water Burger, Espen said Water Burger.
And then there's a Water Burger.
Wait, there's a French fries!
I knew you were wrong!
Wait a second.
I wrote the wrong thing on that phone.
French fries.
And then number four, Amy said peteries, Bonnie said peteries,
Espen said pizza.
This one says pizza.
Are there shakes?
Yes, please.
Thank you.
Shake, shake, shake.
Senora, shake it all the time.
Nice.
I want to smile, I want to talk about that.
I want to talk about that.
stand my queen they call me Cuban Pete I'm the king of the room Bobby when I
played a maraca that was cheeky boom cheeky I have no idea what you guys are
singing oh no he's the hottest guy
I've never seen it before, and these are good ones for fun.
If you could, would you rather travel to the moon or to Mars?
The moon!
No.
I'd go to the moon because I want to see Earth from the moon.
You know what I mean?
Wait, we're trying to send your face.
It's my dream to go to space.
But how come we're not advertising it every day?
Because if it doesn't happen, they're going to see you as a failure.
I want to put a chat on a water balloon and put them up there.
You know what I want to do?
I want to put a chat on a clip.
Dude, I talk about that too a lot.
Let's do it.
That's a good stream.
Going to the highest level chat.
I don't know if it would work, like the signal.
You know, you're never going to be Japanese.
I think going to space would be hard.
Who do you like traveling with?
Bonnie?
What?
It's Bonnie and Natalia.
There's Natalia in version of me.
Do you like traveling with me?
I like to travel with...
I like traveling alone.
Yo, I changed my answer.
I like traveling with Jacob.
No!
No!
No, I love traveling with you.
I love...
Can we do another road trip?
That's why you're cool too.
I don't like traveling with you.
I like traveling with Ys.
Oh yeah, Ys.
Ys actually is the best.
Can we do another road trip?
Yeah, we should.
We should go and fill out a giant waterfall.
Oh!
Yeah.
Not aggro.
Yeah, we can go to aggro.
I don't know if I want to do another road trip.
I gained 20 pounds permanently after that road trip.
How?
Because I eat and sit and drive all day.
And driving doesn't burn calories.
Otherwise you're just eating and sitting at your computer all day.
No, but at least when I'm at my computer, I'm like sweating, you know.
So make it really hot in your arms.
No, no, like my brain is running.
When you're driving, I don't think about a thing. I mean I was asleep at the time I was driving.
That's true. Yeah.
Oh my god.
What is your favorite board game?
I used to really like Sorry for some reason and Life.
But I don't remember how to play those.
My favorite board game is Settlers of Catan.
But after like an hour it's like what is this going to be over?
Yeah.
It's like risk is like that.
It's safer just Katon.
No, no.
It's like the full name, yeah.
I like Katon.
Man, what is my favorite board game?
Is chess the board game?
Dude, a lot of people are saying it's chess.
Yeah, risk is crazy, but that's another one that you play
for an hour and you're like, what the hell's wrong with my life?
Monopoly is kind of.
I haven't played it in years.
Monopoly is kind of redundant.
Oh, I like code names too.
Ooh, I love code names.
Code names, kids next door.
Yeah, have you ever played code names?
Code names are so good.
Wait, life was fun.
Yeah, life was fun.
Yeah, I've never played life.
Oh, I'm talking about actually we know that.
I was just talking about I mean, I work side of the way.
But it was a good one.
I remember when I gained consciousness as a child, I was like, you know what?
Sorry is a shit game.
Sorry is OK.
No, sorry is a shit game.
I remember how to play.
I just remember I really liked it.
I remember like I'm sorry.
I'll see you next time.
I don't know why it's not being able to see through the cup, something about it is just
so awful.
Wait, I fucked with Candyland as a kid.
Candyland.
Two some ladders?
Are we supposed to share?
Why are we just playing on your show, you kid?
You.
Why are you just being on yourself?
Have you ever made it on to the news?
So what was the story?
Yes.
What did you do?
It was about a few times.
Oh, I made it on the news a few times.
Actually, it's the actual news.
Yeah, on TV.
On TV.
On TV.
Before I started shooting, yeah.
Oh, wait, I don't know.
Yeah, I was a sports guy.
I was about, one of them was about the
about the shooting in Dallas and we did like a first responders thing, it was like, I came
up with a thing for it, they had me on. And then another time was like a cyber security
thing. I never wanted to go on the news. Like I remember that they came to the, to
my high school and I was like a big conspiracy theorist. I was like, I was like, everyone's
That one's gonna see my face most of the time, no.
I'll just do it, I have to go.
You probably don't need to put white ones on for this one.
Yeah, that bit was the same.
These are my rainbow spoons.
Why are we eating milkshake with a spoon?
We're supposed to share a straw.
That's cooties.
We're not sharing.
We have three straws.
Are we sharing?
I'm not sure.
Yeah.
Aren't they cool?
Wait, what's wrong with sharing?
I like I want to have a milkshake.
Yeah, they are cool.
What's this on the back?
What's wrong with sharing?
Trade.
This one has gunk on it.
You can have this.
No, I'm just kidding.
This one does have gunk on it, though, can you?
Stop!
Wait, I want to see a good point.
Stop it!
I want to see a good point.
The answer is going to be on the screen, so I like to do that.
Oh, we have the blind spoon on the screen.
Oh my gosh, I'm moving my phone.
Is this a disposable desk?
So we take turns.
Oh yeah, we should pass it down, I think.
I'll go first.
Yeah, this is going to be a forum for you.
What are the options?
Options are Wendy's Chick-fil-A, P. Terry's Shake Shack.
I'm okay.
I don't even want the other old vanilla shakes.
Damn.
That's good.
I'm gonna swipe now.
I'm gonna swipe now.
Okay.
I'm gonna deck.
Oh.
Ew.
This is so weird.
I'm not gonna back down.
We're not still.
We're still.
We're still.
Okay.
I'm gonna deck.
Oh.
Ew.
This is so weird.
I'm not gonna back down.
We're not still.
We're still.
We're still.
Get all of our stuff out of there.
Just lick this bit off.
I also need to taste it again.
Yeah, I don't think.
OK, actually, I mean, I'm scared.
I think you were right about missing your mouth.
I actually missed my mouth the first time.
I don't know why.
I just feel like I don't control.
I'm starting to hurt.
Hurry up.
Can I open my eyes?
No.
Did you put like to look underneath the...
You don't look at the screen.
Okay, I won't look at the screen.
You have to look at the spoon to eat.
What are you just putting in the spoon?
I don't know, I don't...
Am I crazy?
I'm crazy.
Okay, can I tap this back?
So weird.
We're all the opposite again.
Gosh, I have Chick-fil-A, P-Terries,
Wendy's, Shake Shack.
I'm gonna say P-Terries.
This is gonna be hard.
Honestly, we should all just fucking guess and I don't know.
Yeah, I'm going to guess this one's a kind of icy kind of chunks.
I'm going to guess Wendy's.
There's like iciness in it?
Yeah, I'm going to guess Wendy's.
That's what was making me lean towards Wendy's is that it's like.
Not that good.
Ice flicked.
Yeah, I felt it too.
I'm going to guess Wendy's.
But Wendy's have like it in a machine?
Yeah, but like.
Aren't they all in a machine?
Yes, this is blended.
Yeah, but.
But Mindy's, Mindy's, Mindy's is um, no, yeah, convenience?
Wonder.
Taste check.
Me?
Yeah.
Guys, I have to play mobile rival soon, okay?
I'm stressing out.
Yeah, I'm stressing out.
Sound playing forever and I'm gonna be bad.
All I know is it tastes delicious.
I don't know.
Okay, what song is it?
Chick-fil-A, Pteris, Windy's, Shake Shack.
Hit him with a Wendy's for me.
Wendy's.
What do you think of me?
I don't fucking know.
I feel like it's like
chunkier than P-Terry's.
You can have that Wendy's.
You can cough in me. It's okay.
I don't know anymore.
I'm gonna go
shake shack.
Hmm, okay, wrong, but okay, interesting, interesting.
Let's take that back in.
Okay.
Now I'm not clear.
I hope it is what it is.
What's wrong?
I think it's still in here.
No, it's okay.
Okay, but not because I'm late.
Not because I'm late.
Ow!
Sorry.
Who's this?
How did you do that?
Oh, it's Pete?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, brother.
What the fuck?
I had a brother here.
They're all ice.
Do you like to put me in a video game or something?
Kind of.
They're all ice.
This one's weird. I don't like this one.
I didn't go, I didn't go, I didn't go.
Are there the options again?
Chick-fil-A, E. Terry's, Bindi's, Shake Shack.
I'm going to say Chick-fil-A because I've never had it.
So maybe, this is weird.
But, yeah, this is Chick-fil-A.
This is it?
Is it set?
No.
Where are you?
This one's true for sure.
I'm kind of frustrated because now I know that I've tasted the ice.
I've never tasted the ice in a shake before.
I'm wondering if you were tasting with your eyes before.
Yeah, I wonder if you're ever going to be able to untaste ice.
Oh, that was a sweet one.
Yeah, that was a weird, really hard to fit.
What was the option?
Is this why you just slight tears Wendy's Chick-fil-A or Chick-fil-A?
Chick-fil-A.
Chick-fil-A, Chick-fil-A.
That's Chick-fil-A, honey.
Yeah, I'm going to just cough it in the air.
Well, this one just tastes super shake.
I feel like a Chick-fil-A shake would be sweeter because they put whipped cream in it.
Well, I think it just be shittier because I don't know what's going there for the shake.
As opposed to like shake shack.
Are you serious? That counts.
Cows have chicks.
No, it's cows because the cows are so happy because they love Chick-fil-A because they
serve chicken and every other place serves beef so the cows love Chick-fil-A.
Right.
Cows also love getting milk.
No, they don't.
How do you know that?
Because they'd rather give their milk to their babies and humans take it from them like
a bunch of hair sticks.
Think about it this way.
Is that true?
Would humans like getting milk or would they rather give it to their babies?
Yes.
I don't know.
Then how can you tell what a cow likes?
I just know!
How? I don't know! I just know!
I don't know what a cow is you like Eddie!
I killed one.
She also skinned a horse.
That was cow.
Wait, you did what?
That was my horse skinned cow.
Next one.
Okay, next one?
Devon should say what a monster is a ladder.
I wish I could see you right now.
I miss you too.
I miss you too.
Who are you talking to?
You.
Wait, you are you.
You.
I said you.
You.
They all taste the same.
It's making me upset because they're not even good.
I think I said the first one was the first one was Shake Shack, I think that was Shake Shack.
How did I know where that was?
No, because you can hear it, you can hear it.
That's why I've been rubbing the table a lot.
I just saw people on the table.
Sorry.
I watched this one just put your hand somewhere on the table and make a noise and I can pinpoint it.
Oh, that was close!
Is that close?
I don't know, I pulled my hand away because I got scared.
This one's the best one.
That is creepy.
This is the best one.
What are the options?
P. Terry's, Chick-fil-A, Wendy's, and Shake Shack.
Shake Shack, Shake Shack, Wendy's.
Oh, sorry.
Shake Shack.
I actually don't like that one.
What the heck?
It just tastes like foam.
Yeah, it smells like foam here.
I'll have it.
What was the one I did?
That's Shake Shack.
What did I say last time?
What?
What did I say in the last one, Jane?
I don't know that one.
I think that's Shake Shack.
Okay, we're ready.
You said Shake Filet, number three.
Okay.
That's Shake Shack.
Wait, Shake Filet, I said the sweet one.
I was just going to play the last one.
Please, please, please, please, please, please.
Blimey, pull it off.
Yeah, I'm not pulling it off.
Okay.
Not too shabby, huh?
Okay?
So, for number one...
they're not legal.
I'm not telling you, I'm just telling them because they're too wet.
Oh, they're too wet.
All right, number one is Shake Shack.
Oh, that one sucked.
Wait, is that what I said?
No.
Did you say Shake Shack?
I said Wendy's.
You said Shake Shack first, yeah.
Damn.
I said Wendy's.
Fun.
Number two.
I think anyone got this right.
Shake it for that.
Wait, your blood was a sweet one.
Was that number two?
Chet, did I say she's playing for two or three?
We said it for three.
Freak!
Right, that's too long.
What'd I say for that one?
I think that's what Peteria's in.
Ew.
Okay.
Oh, they said I said it for two.
Wait, did I?
I honestly, I don't care.
I don't want to go up that one.
Oh, I was right, okay.
From which one?
Yeah, you said it for number two,
so you got one point for number two.
Sick.
I don't care, though.
Number three was Wendy's.
Was that the nasty one?
That was like the, I don't know.
Was that the one that we said tasted super fake?
Oh no, technically it was the one we said tasted super fake.
Okay.
Number four, the last one, Peteris.
I don't think anyone got that one right.
I almost said Peteris, I almost did.
But then I did, so I got it wrong.
It doesn't matter.
So what's the score now?
Six, four, four, is that updated?
Okay.
These berries have the best shake, so foamy.
So foamy.
I like that one.
Yeah, actually, I actually also thought
peatberries were the best one to be fair.
So there's the bonus rounds of candles and soaps.
We can try scents, or we can continue with some more food.
We've got subway sandwiches, like the long sandwiches.
We have chicken sandwiches.
You can do subs with chicken nuggets.
Oh, I have chicken nuggets.
Yeah.
Chicken nuggets.
Okay.
Chicken nuggets.
Is this the last one?
No.
We have a bunch.
Yeah, but like, is this the last one though?
Last what?
Oh, yeah, I have to go up four.
Yeah, we can probably put
like four more rounds into 15 minutes.
Well, if we just go faster.
Oh, ice cream on the table.
Ice cream on the table.
I wonder how that happens.
I wonder how that happened as well.
Yeah, it's almost like one person's causing the whole mess on the table.
It's crazy because if you just look at this area...
Why is there a wall over there?
It's a spot because it's delicious.
I can go get all these right.
What are these? Chicken nuggets.
Okay, so if you don't think it's right then
Wait, you didn't get the french fries right?
Yeah, I got two of them wrong. Just like a competition for the biggest shot
Biggest
Okay
Over the years how has your taste in certain foods changed? That's so complicated
I used to like sushi though, I've always liked sushi, what are you used to like not
like better like now, you know, I promise you somebody's gonna say it, I used to not
like it growing up but then as I got older, so what you're saying is they know more about
than you know it. A thousand percent. Do you get hangry? No. I actually don't think you
do, do you? No, because you like sometimes to start yourself. No I don't, really? No.
I do. I start myself and then I get hangry. Why are you doing that? I don't really get
It depends, but usually not.
I always get like tired.
What about you?
You know he gets angry. That's why he's making that whole smirk face.
No, he's making that smirk face because he thinks,
I get angry.
Oh, I get angry.
Well, it depends on who I'm around.
What are these?
Oh, check it out guys.
Uh, what was the question though?
It depends on who I'm around.
No, what was the question, what was the question?
Do you get hangry?
Oh.
Ha ha ha ha.
No, not really.
All right, here we go.
OK.
All right, number one.
K-dump.
All the way to the house, John.
K-dump.
Gamehouse.
What are the options?
Wendy's, Chick-fil-A, Shake Shack, P-Therries.
I didn't even know that Shake Shack had nuggets.
Chick-fil-A, why don't I try?
I'm laying towards Chick-fil-A because of the shape.
I don't know what Shake Shack had.
But I don't-
I don't even know what Shake Shack nuggets are like.
Wait, I don't either.
Wait.
I just probably Shake-fil-A.
No.
What is it? What is it one more time?
It's not Chick-fil-A.
No, what are the options, sorry?
Chick-fil-A, Shake Shack, Wendy's, and Pizzerias.
Are Pete Terry's has nuggets too?
I didn't know Pete Terry's has nuggets.
It's not Wendy's.
I like the Chick-fil-A.
This is not Chick-fil-A.
I lied.
I think it's Chick-fil-A.
It's not Chick-fil-A.
Can I have another one?
This is gonna be Pete Terry's.
I'm guessing.
Or Shake Shack's.
It's fine.
Ew, I should put my hand in something.
Yeah, you can have another.
Shake Shack, Pete Terry's.
I'll say, Shake Shack, okay, what do you think that's fun?
You lost.
You hear me, Chad?
Thank you.
You hear me?
You hear me?
I don't, I don't...
You talk to him.
I don't think it's a good one.
It's not.
I'm going to guess, I'm going to guess Peter's.
Next.
You got that Jacob?
Yeah.
Here, take the next one.
It feels like McDonald's.
There's not McDonald's.
Hang up.
Oh wait.
Is that Robin or the same?
That's them!
I think this is Wendy's.
Yeah Wendy's.
This is Wendy's.
Wendy's 100%.
Next.
We'll speedrun him.
Because I'm going to have to sponsor.
Wait.
I don't know what and what.
I
Okay, so take the overlay off the screen
What the heck she's doing all the other blindfolds on
How can I see her doing all of the bloodthead on if I have my bloodthead on?
Phyllis is cutting off my head with a chainsaw.
What?
Ah.
Okay, number three.
Here it goes.
Take one.
What?
Why is it shaped weird?
It's chicken filet.
Chicken filet.
Mm-hmm.
Sweet, spicy.
Sexy.
Spicy.
It's got the weird crispy bits.
It has like a million ingredients.
It's weirdly shaped.
It's chicken filet.
It has a weird tiny nugget one.
I do not listen.
I don't even know they have nuggets.
I didn't recognize it, so I don't have any.
Oh.
Where's Master?
Cheeky boom cheeky.
He's very nice.
It's all on fire.
Oh.
Oh.
I'm going to guess P. Terry's because everyone else is.
Okay, hold on, blindfold off.
Blindfold off?
Alright, for number one.
I don't like these.
Yeah, now they're horrible.
Um, what was the option?
Uh, Wendy's, Chipotle, Pete Herrings, and Shake Shack.
Okay.
Number one was Shake Shack.
I'm being, I'm being, uh, Emmie for number one, say, kick-a-la, Bonnie said, shake-shack,
Essence and P-Terry's for number one.
Okay, I was smart. I did the right thing then.
You said shake-shack?
I said P-Terry's.
And then I said-
You said P-Terry's for like three of them.
But I said P-Terry's again because I was like, I know for sure I'll get one of the two right.
Number two, Emmy said Wendy's, Bonnie said Wendy's and Espen said Wendy's.
Oooh!
That one was easy.
It just tastes like so mushy.
Okay?
Number three, Emmy said Chick-fil-A, Bonnie said Chick-fil-A, Espen said Chick-fil-A.
And we were right.
Nice.
Number four, Emmy said P-Terries, Bonnie said P-Terries.
And we were right.
Easy. Okay, so I think we should skip the subs since you have to go pretty soon.
I have five minutes.
And we can either do soaps or candles.
I eat soaps all that. Let's do it.
I want to eat soap. Okay.
I'm sorry, I'm not eating soap today.
I have to help me with that.
Can't do this.
No, what the hell?
You gotta get like me, you gotta hit the bench press.
You can't do that.
Is that easy to do?
Kind of.
Okay.
But you have to bench press a lot.
I can't do that.
Well, you know what's crazy?
I can still do it, even though,
like I don't know what this machine needs to do.
So I still have like the control.
This is me flexing.
There's a light at least, right?
Yeah, well, yeah.
white usually nice it is it is very nice from that fridge month up yeah
or don't take the light blue one so fast yeah let's see if one of these color
in that fridge
are you sure? yes well I'm missing some of the really old ones all the ones that I
could find yeah that's actually safe okay he's getting for towels so he said
I bet he's going to score it into our mouths and eat them.
We can spit it out, and then we can taste the gas,
and then he'll do it in the next one.
OK.
Good.
Why don't we spit it out?
Because it's soap.
Yeah, but it's gross.
You don't want to eat soap.
I would eat soap.
It's going to make you sick.
Key!
Kiki!
Tyler!
All right, blindfolds.
Yes.
So yeah, four, no, you can see these.
You can see these.
I can't.
I won't ruin it.
Because I'm going to blindfold you and then squeak.
And chat, chat.
Wait, is this happening to you the other week?
Oh, this happened to me.
Wait, does this happen to you often?
Well, I guys, we had to have this all the time.
Really?
Wait.
Me too.
Do you know what brand rather?
Guys, I have a- I have a better idea, hold on.
She's gonna go to soap.
I'm gonna go look at what's up around you guys.
No!
I'm sure we'll get it.
Oh my god, Gigi's trying.
It was nice knowing her.
Okay, what is she doing?
I'm just cheating also.
I think she's going and she's getting caught.
I got her like how many during?
Take a few prefer sweet or savory snacks.
Okay, this is nice, I like these.
Now, are we supposed to just fucking guess vampire blood?
Is that where it is?
Okay.
Nice.
Okay.
Let's use four.
Hold on.
How are we supposed to know what vampire blood is?
Is it vampire blood?
This one I would know.
Okay, let's do raspberry holiday bar.
Let's do wick and vanilla woods.
Let's do lavender driftwood.
Let's do either Christmas or Christmas.
either Christmas, or Christmas, okay.
We got four of them, these ones.
Okay, that goes on.
So the four that we've chosen
is Christmas, Lavender, Raspberry, or Vanilla.
Alright, is that your hand?
How time is it?
Game time.
Oh, yeah.
4 p.m. but Melissa said we could do one more.
Poppin' NetEase is gonna be so mad at me.
We love NetEase.
smells like Christmas. This one is like, wait, it's just a lie. What's her options one more time?
Raspberry, Holodinic, High Bar, Lavender, Driftwood, Wicked, Vanilla, Woods, and then Christmas Kitchen.
This is Lavender, Driftwood. This is Wicked, Vanilla, Woods. What?
I don't get that, could be it. They just be slapping these things. They just be saying shit, bro.
They actually just be saying shit.
What was the words again?
No.
Vanilla, lavender, raspberry or Christmas.
That's lavender.
I smell lavender.
That's lavender.
Lavender, Christmas.
Wait, say your answer again.
Bonnie says it's lavender.
All right, vanilla woods.
And he says vanilla as sense as what?
I'm gonna say I'm gonna say I'm stuck between I'm gonna go with Vladimir
I think my nose doesn't work without my eyes you know my mouth my nose doesn't work without
my mouth. Christmas. What the heck? It smells like the, like, raspberry. Christmas. Raspberry.
Oh yeah. Christmas. This is definitely raspberry. No it's not. Why are you guys gaslighting?
It's Christmas. Oh it's raspberry. Oh my god. Since when does Christmas smell like this?
You can smell it, clearly Christmas.
Worst Christmas I've ever smelled.
What the fuck?
Wait, okay, this could be the vanilla too.
Wait, okay, question.
The soap start mixing together on my hands.
So, here's what I do, here's what I do, here's what I do.
You, you, okay, one hand, two hand,
breadfish, bluefish.
No, let me do the back of my hand.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I showed you guys, like you guys can see what I'm doing.
You want the third one?
Christmas, my last one.
Why is this Christmas for number two?
And he says what?
I also said a raspberry.
Not fucking a raspberry.
A raspberry.
A raspberry one.
Trust me.
This one's Christmas.
Oh my fucking god, this one's the fucking lavender one.
Wait.
Wait, what was the other one?
What was the other one?
It's the...
What was the option that made?
Christmas.
Where as very...
Lavender what? Lavender drift. This one's the last one. This is Wicked. This is Wicked vanilla of the west. This is Wicked vanilla woods.
That's Lavender. Bonnie says Wicked. S.N. says Wicked from the freedom. Do you think she reminded me? Lavender's working her answer.
Lavender! Lavender! Two Lavenders, one Wicked. Dude, dude, I just learned something funny in college. There was a girl, she was a brown girl that was making, like, she was being, like, was a brown girl being really mean to one of my friends in this thing college.
at a lunch table. We didn't know who she was. She was like, I don't want to try to flirt or something.
And I call her the Wicked Witch of the Middle East and everyone lost. Anyway, I don't know why you're the one.
Guys, she's Middle Eastern.
Yeah, I'm brown. I'm brown. I'm brown. I'm brown. I also have a Middle Eastern, so he just made fun of me.
Yeah, ask him.
What are you doing?
Ew, it sounded so weird. I'm sorry. It sounded weird.
Oh, raspberry.
Oh, this one's the raspberry one.
Oh, no, it's the raspberry one.
I heard it's a raspberry one.
What was that?
I just annihilated you guys.
It smells like a creamy.
Wait, what is this last one?
Yeah, lavender.
This one's raspberry.
Why is it cat?
Cat?
I didn't wipe my hands on a cat.
Shedder!
Shedder!
Shedder!
Shedder!
A raspberry pie bar.
Ketter!
Wait, where'd he go?
I don't know.
Ketter!
Ketter!
Oh, I don't remember. What number was this?
Number one.
I think it's vanilla. Christmas lavender.
I think I said lavender, but I think it's Christmas now.
And I think this one, the number four is raspberry.
But I said lavender.
For number one?
Yeah.
Okay, blindfolds off.
Shatter.
You were only going to find me, so how are you only going to find me?
Shatter!
Can I shatter?
You've been loitering around the whole time.
Okay.
You all said what for this one?
Was it all the same?
So that was not for me, so they fucked up.
Just because you say it first doesn't mean that you're getting cocky.
Hi, Shatter.
Shatter was a smaller.
Is it buying it cats like if you're sure put something around the head I think the way they react is super funny
Like he's wearing a little sling now
No no
Alright ready?
Yeah
Alright for the first one, Emmy said Wicked Vanilla Woods, Bonnie said Lavender, Espen said Lavender
The answer was Wicked Vanilla Woods
Yes!
You needed that point
For number two, Emmy said it was raspberry.
Bonnie said it was Christmas.
Wait, I think I said we don't have the Christmas alive.
Bonnie said it was Christmas.
Espen said raspberry.
It was Christmas.
How does that only go right?
Christmas.
Third one, Emmy said lavender.
Bonnie said lavender.
Espen said wicked Christmas.
It was lavender.
Smells of referrals.
Bro, mine knows.
And the last one you all said raspberry, the answer was raspberry.
I think, okay.
That's not very smooth of the rules.
Worship me.
I am the queen of the world now.
Worship.
Yes, it's okay.
There's lots of losers in the world.
We can't all be winners.
But, you know, I'm very, very honored.
I worked really hard for this and thank you so much
for claiming me as the Queen of the Trunks, thank you.
Ew! Ew! Ew!
Ew! Ew!
It's your stuff that you made for me.
Yeah, but it's been on your hand.
Oh, how nice.
That was fun. Thank you.
Thank you guys for putting this all together.
And now, I mean, you must attend to your sponsor.
Well, here's the thing.
As long as that's your cherish, you can't say that.
What's up with that?
That's right.
That's right.
It's time.
One last question.
If you have kids or plan to, what's one hobby or activity that you hope they will enjoy?
Esports.
I'm just kidding.
Interesting.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Interesting.
Uh, just another one.
Another one to the right, to the right.
Yeah, that's all.
No, one more to the right.
The last one.
Some for everybody to think about, yeah?
Esfa is part of the defiest brotherhood, Malca.
Are you really?
True.
No, Helen, not a rogue.
After a stressful day, what is your favorite way to relax?
Bath.
Yeah.
Wow, Rangos.
Bath?
I only sit in the bath for like five minutes, man.
Bath, solo queue, and do some scroll.
What the fuck?
No, no, do it.
Bath, do some scroll music, anime.
No.
very good for me okay are you gonna do that playing lead people are like oh
like oh you must be depressed family no but it's like you're super chill the
whole time yeah and even like when you're like raging you're raging it's
funny
yeah she says oh well yeah I do it's all our work my favorite way to relax after
a really stressful day. It's quite a marble radical.
Nine two.
Well, cool.
Well guys, thanks for letting us be the story.
No, this thing is great.
Yeah, that was my reward.
Thanks for finding it out.
Yeah, thanks for...
I know you, I always spot you guys.
Yeah!
Not a bit. I'll come back when you're done.
Oh, sorry, chatter!
Shutter!
We'll move it to the spot.
Oh, it's so orange today.
Oh, it's so orange, Cheddar.
Okay.
Yeah, because we're not used to it.
You're going to turn the sandwiches?
Yeah, we're pretty good at that.
I'm just going to sit here.
I've got some on you.
Okay, I'll do it.
I'll just tell you later.
I heard they like me in China.
They love me in China.
Really?
Yeah.
Meow.
Alright, bye everybody.
Bye guys.
Can you hear that?
Yeah.
I heard they like me in China.
They love me in China.
Really? Yeah.
Meow.
Alright, bye everybody.
All right guys it's game time. Thanks guys. Bye bye. Bye bye. Bye bye. Bye bye.
I'm very dork, thanks for giving us such a big diggis. Wow. Amazing. Alright.
I have to, oh thank you. I have to start this, this shit up, we are late.
Okay, hold on, y'all. I'm doing my best.
Alright. That was pretty fun. We haven't done something like that in a while.
Doing stuff with friends.
Okay, let me pop this open while I get everything set up.
Oh, there we go!
Hello everyone, this is you!
Oh! That's not what we're supposed to watch.
Okay.
Let's take one more video and then we're gonna play.
Let's see.
Meow, meow, meow!
I'm picking a lot more arrivals.
I think I'm set up perfectly now.
I
Oh yeah, it begins March 20th, that's today, Season 7.
Alright, let's just go ahead and get started.
And they gave me some codes to give away too.
And there are also drops.
Wowee. I think it's for a Scarlet Witch skin, the drops. Let me get all this opened up. Sorry,
There's just a lot to keep track of.
OK, I have five gift codes for 2,500 units.
How do y'all want me to give them away?
Maybe I could put them on screen.
It's like first come, first grab,
or I could do some kind of giveaway drawing or something.
What do y'all think?
You know G57P, thanks for the 18 months nerdy dork fate for the gifted.
No ski, thanks for 35 months.
Do a draw.
Okay.
I can do a draw.
Sounds good to me.
Sounds good to me.
Sounds good to me
Sounds good to me
The same day as last one when equals one code loses two codes
I can do that. Yeah, I only a five either way so
What the heck?
Fucking bongus.
I'll see what I can do for the five gifted.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, I want to see the new battle pass.
I got fucking bonkist, bro.
Whoa, wait.
You look awesome.
Is my camera lagging?
That looks like it is.
And here we go.
There we go.
Helen Angerbota, the rebel.
Very cool.
And they got the white fox sprays.
The island's so cool.
The Rocky the transfer.
They're doing a lot more original skins.
The stream got significantly better for a moment.
When I turned my camera off, it's still lagging.
I know.
I know.
hello living tribe uh this is kind of a weird a weird skin
yeah he's naked
he's naked it's the shaders oh my i think my shaders are floating so my shit is stuffed i guess
Doom Angel. Oh, this one's nice. I like this.
Steven Sanders, the doctor. Wait, I like this one. He's an actual doctor.
Dr. Strange, get it?
Archer, Archer, there you have a skin that kind of looks like this.
And the sides are fucking cool.
That is quite nice.
It's a dog.
Black Cat!
Low Key Four.
I get it, Low Key Four.
That's a good one.
Parks and Young the Dancer.
Wait, this one's really nice! I like that her hair's down!
I really like this one, I gotta get this, girl.
That one's very nice! Yeah, I love her toothpaste hair.
She's so cute with her toothpaste hair.
Excuse the fuck out of me.
I want to use the skin dude!
No, I had a repressed memory pop up yesterday.
Do you guys remember how much I would spend on fucking umu musume?
Oh my god dude!
That was absurd!
That was crazy.
Let's go!
I love her bro.
Thank you for the 5 gifts.
Thank you.
Thank you so much for the 5.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
I got 7 things.
I have like the identity of the 20 fucker too.
That's cute.
I mean Penny always looks so cute but you can't even see her in the skins.
The same thing as the four ones.
It's a good skin.
Wow, those are very nice.
I definitely wanted the penny one.
Oh, this is the white one.
Oh, this is the white fox skin.
She's kinda awesome.
Cool.
Yeah, it's a, she's a, I mean, she's a fox.
It's not furry.
That's just what she is.
You know?
Oh, this is sick.
This is Captain America.
It's like Dark Souls Captain America.
That's so badass.
So badass.
And he's, oh my god, the sword.
Oh my god.
OK, I think I was going to get the lotus skin for now.
Okay, move up.
I swear they do a Luna skin every big patch.
I guess you can't blame them.
Go look at the White Fox three colors.
I'll have to look later.
Silver two, whoa, it's the beginning of the season.
It's called a season reset.
White Fox or DPS or healer?
Oh my god.
Enough with the XDD bro.
Enough.
The healer?
You'll need a top notch team to win this one.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Guys, I also would like to play White Fox.
I like playing DPS.
No, no, thanks for 16 months.
I really have been playing recently, so I don't know, no, okay, second, because I remember
he felt really good when he first came out, but I was like, I don't know if they like
I can't nerf for anything.
30 seconds before you attack.
Tank Depp is still mad.
Tank Depp pulls my favorite of the three.
I mean, I don't really care for DPS, personally.
I like Star-Lord.
Pretty much it.
I
Really like any DPS where you have to like go in and get out
I'm so rusty, boy, so tough.
Ah!
I got their white box, I guess.
I don't think it's broken though, so I'm right there.
Well, we're running.
It's okay.
I do hate how when you die is dead for your your full thing gets reset.
Sofie Ray, thank you for these three months and Solid Snake, thanks for 14 months.
Thank you.
Roll for Killers, no, Killers are dead.
You're off tricking me.
You're looking here!
You gotta go, bro, you gotta go.
Yes, you just showed their super faces!
A game within a game, some better.
Hello team. Help me.
I don't know what just happened.
I'm not doing good actually.
It's a warm up.
It's a warm up.
It's a warm up.
Stop the cart.
I don't even know if the order of upgrades even matters.
I assume it does, but I've never tried to like, look it up or anything.
So dead for the best grades.
OH SHIT!
I'm dead.
He said Marvel's never gonna let me rest, are they?
Good one
Okay, what is that?
What's the white bar sign?
Good clears?
What actually, I did good though, my score was a lot better.
This is fine.
I'm dead again.
Touch! Touch! Touch!
Okay, how old?
Come here to read you
And I lost my old
Tragic
I
I
Feel like everything
That wasn't that bad.
I guess.
Yo Itachi, thank you for the 10 gifted.
Thanks Itachi, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I am blue. I feel like playing something different.
I am blue.
I am blue.
I am blue.
I am blue.
Guys, please pick my Marvel Rivals link or else I need to make Shutter Envious Bloodstone.
I'd expect that at 113.
But then I'm gonna find myself hunting monsters.
That's because we have our own operatives now.
Nothing in here is past.
They're funding you.
The battle's dancing back.
Okay, you ready for this?
Three, two, one!
Okay, we'll follow you.
Get out of my way!
I'm taking you to a destination!
Yeah, kill her!
Fucking kill her!
Yo, Stuart!
Thanks for the 10 gifts dude!
Thank you!
Thanks Stuart!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Very kind of you, thank you so much.
Thank you.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
Oh, yeah, I'm gross.
I thought my team was there, honestly.
And me and the other tank are just beating our asses off!
10 deaths and 12 deaths.
There we go, take the seats.
There we go.
Go.
More.
Yay.
more rusty dusty bro I mean I'm not even doing that bad like it could be better
But it's not that bad.
That is my weakness, my weakness.
Ready?
Down the ladder!
And let's go!
The Judge Jerry's Executioner!
What?
Oh, that's hard.
Why did he overwork?
I'm going to have to date with the last thing.
Playing bots!
Bro, this is ranked!
I mean, I guess it's still possible.
You're halfway there.
This is ranked!
the
the
the
the
the
This is fire, we still have three whole minutes.
I only have one tank, maybe I should just go DPS.
I'm actually I'm doing better than I thought.
Come wait me, when the time is right.
Put down me.
I'm waiting for you.
What the fuck I'm going to do?
Those people reached a checkpoint. Keep up the pace.
I'm not getting off this cart.
I want to have a better time than them.
What a bolt, man.
Let's go!
All right, let's just do it.
Now I want more arrivals.
I'm so glad that he's all done.
Let's go!
We got a way better time to go!
3, 2, 3.
Your Marvel Rivals is the best sponsor.
Including which side you're on?
You need a top notch team to win this one the game is good
They like to pay creators in the community
Are we attacking or defending?
Before attacking I'll go something else probably
I think it's better with the team.
Yeah, I'll just stay root, I guess.
Hey, I'm here.
That is a good take.
I
I guess it makes sense actually at 30 seconds.
Okay, I should have just let them kill me honestly when my team died.
Yeah, oh no, this is so bad.
Is this the throat?
You might be in the time to stop them.
This is the last miss call.
You're my boys, but they're here.
This guy's just broke.
This deserves your attention.
I've been suppressing them.
You're my boys, but they're here.
This deserves your attention.
Nice.
Help me please.
Let's go! Okay, at least we stopped them. Holy shit. That was kind of bad!
They only have like 30 seconds and they go all the way. But we have more time.
You'll need a top-notch team to win this one.
The higher the pressure, the higher the opponent has to win the diamond.
Leon...
Why is her ass so big?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't make them do this.
What a crazy thing to say.
I
Kind of cooked
Oh boy, the room is getting bigger and I think we'll have enough time.
Hey, take, pics are happening?
Okay, thanks.
Alright, worked.
Dude, our...
I don't remember his name. Our fucking Optimus Prime has set our 47 kills and 60 assists. That's crazy.
crazy
Push that shit
I'm doing my fucking job
I win yay
Let's fucking go.
That was a good game.
it's projected rank not final rank from the season reset that's a cool
Ultron skin. It's because the season just started, guys.
It's silver low rank, you'll need to turn it, yeah, it's kind of mid, I forgot to hover
white fox.
Oh, brother.
We are the front lines, we can't lose, we are the front lines, we can't lose, you
know how lost we do.
What is midtown? Is this a push? Push thing?
What is the magic team up?
Scarlet's...
Okay, so I buff magic. I use this.
Yeah, I'm solo tanking.
If I just play good it doesn't matter if I'm solo tanked, I'm just not playing good enough.
I want to die by Spider-Man is AFK
Okay, we have a penny now, I guess.
Bro, we're getting rolled.
Man.
I
This is miserable
There's gotta be something better I can play, right?
I am good.
They can't do it.
Now might be the time to stop them.
Ready to unleash the life force.
That is not that vehicle!
C'mon dude!
Holy shit, our team got a kill!
Holy shit, our team got a kill!
We have three kills.
I don't know
I feel like we need more you know
if I if we make it past this after I oh I'm I'm like
We're dealing with that.
I just can't just roll around.
What the fuck was that game?
What the fuck was that?
What's up, man?
I'm playing the Furried.
Balance is off to Raider Heroes.
Home's in.
Awaken slash forward.
Awaken dash forward.
Um...
This is a lot to read, I can figure it out.
Let's go right quick.
Special search, consume one tail set of special fox for it heals and grants invulability.
Damages and charms enemies.
The e enter awakened state
I think I get it
I
What am I doing the
Okay
I will never surrender.
I don't know what's going on.
Why would I need you?
Judge!
Jury!
Excerpt!
Jury!
Jury!
Jury!
Jury!
Jury!
Jury!
Jury!
Jury!
Jury!
jury
Why is that old doubt?
So it's just another big circle
Okay, he did something.
I don't really like her, but I don't know if I think I don't know how to use it, right?
I don't know how I can use it right.
That's the way we're actually doing a thing.
My score looks acceptable now.
Yeah, I think it's just like an eerie keel, but that's like why wouldn't I just stay and shoot? I don't know.
I don't know. I think there's someone creeping around.
Do I actually just stand there when I hold?
You can just hear it by Ella.
You cannot receive feeling effects from others, but on this forum.
Right click with the O.
I survived so much worse
I
Know not to play her right, maybe if I buy the skin I'll get really good at her
That makes sense to me
I touched it. Why did you not push with it?
one two three. Yeah, the the other guys gave up. I mean, we were gonna lose anyway. They're probably just like whatever. Who cares?
That was uh not a great round. It was something.
I tried bro, I tried.
You know, it just says Silver Coastal Season Reset.
You're the top-notch team to win this one.
I'm not thinking of one.
I'm going in.
Oh, I forgot to buy the skin.
Shit.
I have a water.
I'm going to make more honey tea.
Yeah, no skinny clothes.
Honey.
30 seconds before you attack! Get ready!
Wait! Oh, thanks for the 10!
Thank you, Oof! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
W.O.F.
Much appreciated! Thank you so much!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Very kind.
I need to do is capture the missionary
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Okay, maybe I'm kinda figuring it out now.
My T is ready!
Please don't come back to this one.
Please don't come back to this one.
Yeah
I'm back. Now be more sly this time. More sly, huh?
Oh my god, I'm not myself.
Oh my god, I'm so dead.
Oh, what the fuck was I doing?
Yo, Leo, donuts, thank you for 4 months.
One half thousand.
I'm almost there, don't turn back now.
No, I don't take that that wasn't that bad I'm going the right way
I
I'm back.
I know war is moving around.
I've died four times.
I have the most death for my whole team.
Oh
Okay, actually not bad
I like her now though I feel like I understand what's going on basically you
have to do damage to kill her
Yeah, we actually got it all the way.
The current score is 3, 2, 0.
Time to switch things up, including which side you're on.
I gotta buy the skin after this game.
I need a top-notch team to win this one.
Agent, look.
I'm going.
What's up?
What's up?
Get me!
She loves fishy fun. I like her. Oh my goodness
Her full name is Mozart Ella cheese
Isn't it beautiful
I have to say, I'm inspired by the prince of gullies, who will kill you not, who you are.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
I don't know how, but I will take this great honor.
I was deep in there you gotta chill.
No!
I couldn't shift away.
Okay, now the claws come out
No died
I
Don't see the wrong all my ball
What
Let's go, we held.
Spoon loops, thanks for 9 months.
Oh
I mean that was a good hold even if they get in here.
Yeah, that's 16 seconds left.
Joe Fish, thanks for winning here!
Oh, that's ours.
Holy shit, what a clean up.
W
Very unfortunate
I
Just
Oh
Hey one
This time I will buy the skin which will surely make me like even better
Oh yeah, the codes!
New K, thank you for the five months!
Alright, who wants some codes?
I think I'm just gonna put one on screen.
So open up that shit, first person to type it in gets it, it's for 2,500 lattice.
Dude, I'm wiping down my glasses, they're so dirty still.
We have fastest typer wins.
What a cute skit.
Cold time.
There it is.
Johnny, thank you for the time.
Thanks Johnny, thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yeah, I got the skin.
Very cute, the tail is pink.
Thanks Johnny.
Oh, the tails are black.
Oh.
What is the code rate scam harder?
I see what you mean!
Scam harder!
I assume some great times didn't help.
I will put another one up soon.
Get ready!
You're too horrible work, White Fox.
The world needs more protectors like you.
It's not an easy job, but someone has to do it.
Might as well be the super-spider tonight.
On your blind test of more rivals going?
Um, pretty good.
Yeah, guys, I've actually been blindfolded this whole time.
I know my ears are bad, you can't tell the difference,
but I actually haven't even been working up this for you this whole time.
They are
Oh
That was a group that was penny
That makes more sense. I was like how the fucking boost it out of the hair twist
Look see
I'm just blonde
I
What the fuck? I don't feel like dusting it.
I've survived so much worse.
I said stop that people!
You've got this on yourself!
Stay creative here, please! Stop them!
Thank you!
You don't want it.
I don't know why he's dead, but I think it was he said.
I
Oh my god, no, this is so fucking bad.
Uh-huh.
Let's go!
Ah!
We're on the east again.
Somehow.
Let's go!
Ah!
Well, I'm the ace again.
Somehow.
I'm showing back.
Yay!
I feel like I know what's going on now.
That was actually sick.
to switch things up including which side you're on. Embrace the furry power now it's not because
she's a furry. I'm going in. No, no, no, no, no, no.
So you admit she's a furry? No, she has ears and tails. Furry, full animal. Rocket Raccoon
Rockin is a furry, he's just an animal, um, is Black Panther a furry, no he's not, his
suits just a panther, is Groot a furry, no he's a furry, Rockin is an animal, yeah
I am right he's actually more animal than
Yes, I would consider myself an expert in this field more scroll girl. Oh
No, she's the same as white pop
Was like she doesn't just have ears in his mouth they made her face like
That's why I say she's close, but she's like almost crossing the line.
Holy.
Holy.
White Fox gaming!
Holy shit, holy shit, holy fucking shit.
I'm playing the character.
I have my ult now too.
Maybe when she turns into a fox, then she would count as a curry.
I just wanted to be annoying.
I
We're back
Okay, we have three minutes to move it like that so much worse move it a hundred meters
Right, yeah
Yeah.
Get that vehicle moving again.
There shouldn't be a problem.
I like this character she's fun
I'm not howling, I'm celebrating.
That's me!
I'm hacking!
Why was the MVP?
vote myself, because I earned it.
Pretty good for a shrimp.
Take care of your own shrimp, woman.
I'm not judging.
Okay, I'm gonna put a new code on screen for you guys
Ready
This one color looks like it says schmuck fucked
Yeah, last one, like it said, scam harder.
I've lived through.
Ancient memories.
Venom, you look so, uh, so petite.
The battle's going to take five, four, three, two, one.
All I need to do is capture this area.
Get it?
Don't be calm.
The fox spirit lives within me.
Ancient, lost, hungry.
One.
Oh my god, this is so cool.
Get that point!
Get that point!
What I'm fucking talking about!
Hot dog, I knew we could do it.
Hot dog, I knew we could do it.
Yeah, good one.
Long stream, say yeah.
That's good.
I should have crushed it.
I don't know what I was thinking.
Fox on the run
Oh
Man I am also just not charging my old I bet 60% pathetic I need to walk in and go
I
Woohoo!
Aw, Jeff is so fucking cute!
That's so many ducks!
He's so fucking cute!
He's so cute!
I love him!
Look at him!
My
Yeah
yeah my senses are sharp and my claws are ready
oh 30 seconds before you attack get ready
All right, I have my ult.
I'm ready.
Do you want to see what your husband has been up to when you're not looking?
No.
I trust you at all times.
Yo, J-Trump!
Thanks for the fives!
Thank you, J-Trump!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Three?
Much appreciated.
One!
Thanks, J-Trump!
I need to do it!
Thank you, guys!
Thank you!
Got it!
Thank you
There's somebody who needs a bullet
I don't know how to run away with that.
I think it worked.
I'm not there.
Ah!
I'm bad.
I find a nasty or what?
I'm not scared, I'm very scared.
Damn it, damn it, FOOL!
Oh, I can't believe it.
I'm probably dead, though.
Wow.
Wow, imagine all of us being there and not getting a single hurt.
Oh man, I raced again.
I lost it.
Fuck's on the run.
I hate that badam skin.
It's too much.
Alright go again.
Alright go again.
Alright, go again.
Oh yeah, let me do a new code.
Alright, ready? This one looks like it says...
This one doesn't look like it says anything, honestly.
Alright, ready? Three, two, one.
Yeah, groovy! Thanks for the raid! Thank you, that's very kind.
Agent Ruff 1, I'm going in.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Ralph!
I'm glad you're alive.
My actions speak for me.
30 seconds before you attack, let's get ready!
It's from way too long since we did the whole ages of Alistair, baby.
Almost all of my time has been devoted to running Tiger Deficient Sword.
I get it.
Too busy saving the world with your new crew to save the world with your old friends.
Oh, that's not it.
The battle's going to take five, four, three, two, one.
I got fucked up.
Oh my god, I'm getting shit on.
I think I can probably stay on her.
I should have been more careful.
We have a hold.
We're so back.
Help!
We are so back.
Alright, almost out of miles.
Run!
Alright, perfect.
There you go.
There you go.
Run!
Oh, I heard that sound.
Ow!
Okay, now the clouds come out.
We're still holding.
Lucifer, thank you for four months.
Down to 30 seconds.
He's dead.
Oh
I got it. Oh shit
We definitely could have stopped that, oops.
Well, we have two minutes to stop them.
That's pretty good.
Matzah!
Matzah!
Matzah!
Matzah!
Matzah!
Matzah!
Not so
Yeah
Do they push so fast
Oh my god.
I can't hold it back.
My spirit pulls me back to battle.
Close.
Oh my god.
I
That was really bad
Actually was not glad which side you're on it could have been worse
I feel like we just don't need 3 DPS.
I don't know.
Yo, Brutesverse, thanks for 7 months.
Shesha.
Your Black Panther's name is Wild.
I love Brits.
And my clowns are ready.
Fools!
Do you truly believe you can stop my grandstand?
That is something.
What a name.
30 seconds before your attack!
Get ready!
What a name.
As God has been invaded yet again, your conflict has ended.
What is all this?
I was a true male king, but my chest has been buried for you.
I believe the verdict is still out.
Who the fuck is putting up the surrender vote?
For what?
Like they made it with less than a minute.
It's not that bad.
And then we probably lost, but it's really not that bad.
I'm sorry, look at me, my fucking sock.
I
All right then
Fox in the run
Like it takes forever to get white fox in the old
Oh, I just really suck tomorrow.
Okay, now the claws come out
What's that shit away why are they dude we have a minute
Why did I start saying shit that made no sense like XQC?
Stuart, thank you for the 5 gifted, thank you!
My brain is not working for a second.
Not bad.
Why are they worse FF so bad?
They really need each other I guess.
I don't know.
I feel like it's just not even like not even doomed or anything and I was holding back
Let's go!
I think.
Oh, we're almost dead.
Actually, my light was there.
Why are they so far?
I feel like if they just keep going,
they're going to be dead.
Oh, I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
I feel like if they just walked in, they'd be fine, but they wanted more of them wanted to quit.
Poor people kept voting yes.
Weird.
Very weird.
Wow, you can't expect them all.
Go again.
Are you going to give Crimson a no chance?
I was thinking about playing it again, yeah.
I want to give it a bit more of a chance.
I'm not doing Demon's Souls, but I mean I could play Demon's Souls, anytime.
Rocking Redmon, they for the 10 months!
You'll need a top-notch team to win this one.
Agent V.O.C.
I'm going in.
Alright, this might be my last day of the day, don't forget to click on the link guys
and they're adding a bunch of cleanest thoughts and rivals.
Oh yeah, there's three Codes left.
Or I'll put one.
Or there's two Codes left actually.
Five, four, three, oh, I'm gonna put it up right.
You're about to die.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
in the dark
I fucked up
I can't help it, I'm a greedy player!
Holy shit, this is a team gap.
I'm going crazy.
Oh,
Oh,
Oh,
You're going crazy, you say.
Yay!
There it is.
Three, two, zero.
Time to switch things up.
Well, that was fast.
That was a fast round.
You'll need a top-notch team to win this one.
I'm going in
so ready 30 seconds before you attack get ready
type of division is actively recruiting highly skilled operatives across the
What the hell is going on?
I'm going.
I'm going.
Woo!
I
Why Fox is awesome
I
Made it terrible
Fuck was that explosion
I'm about to go in I'm about to go in
I'm about to run out
I'm about to go in
I didn't even see her.
Woooooo!
How come this team isn't primary, but my team from last game was just primary when we still had like three minutes left on the clock.
I don't understand.
30 seconds
Holy
Yellow dread pirates did thanks for the eight months in gray demon. Thank you for the two months here, too
I not see that right away in rock and red maybe ten months
Thank you guys for the sums
Thank you
Bro, still I won 3 at silver 1.
I don't want to be a silver gamer.
Maybe I should do one more.
You'll need a top-notch team to win this one.
in this one.
I just a-
AHH!
I'm going.
Come on, man!
The higher the pressure, the more dazzling the time is.
I wanted to play Solar Fox again.
Man!
Has Cinnamon any more sourdough bread?
Um, I don't think so, but I only have one slice out of the loaf.
So I ate almost the whole loaf, just yesterday.
I'm gonna buy myself, by the way.
Delicious bread.
And they're always looking at Emma's butt!
What?
animals. I wish I could do that.
The battle starts in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. All you need to do is capture the mission area.
Got it?
Where's the eggnash?
I'm going to get healed, I'm going to get bad spot.
Bye, man!
I'm back and now there's hellfire to pay.
Jinxie wins! Thank you for two months.
of
Alright, you know as long as you went out I don't really care even if they took the
I can't live with that.
I die!
Ooh, how?
Ooh, that's thick!
I didn't kill him. Nice.
I thought I was the dangerous one, Jean.
Hello Mars.
I got a lot of sweaty lobbies.
I don't think it's that sweaty.
I feel like every rank in every game is sweaty now because everyone just looks up, lets
I kind of missed in games were below
Oh, my god, what's this fucking around?
I feel like I'm gonna die.
No way, thanks for 21 months.
You can't be rid of him.
You're the longest possible fellow.
I am Phoenix!
That's what I hear from the world!
Oh, fuck!
Hey, Dushon! I'm on the machine!
Ewww!
Phoenix!
Thank you for another five.
Thanks.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, Stuart.
Appreciate that.
Thank you very much.
We'll reach the checkpoint.
Keep up the momentum.
Very kind.
Woo!
Never miss.
I'm so dead.
Okay, we're doing okay.
Anonymous, thank you too.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Get that vehicle moving again!
I'm under here!
They have been seen.
Ahhhhhhhh!
How is mine?
Bitch!
Bitch!
See, don't let anything fit in your way!
You can't be rid of me so easily, I'm afraid.
One minute left.
3, 2, 0. Time to switch things up, including which side you're on.
You'll need a top-notch team to win this fight.
Alright.
Now we can just hold them. That would be sick.
That would be great.
Yeah, I got a Jeff Charm on my wrist.
Look at him, he's perfect.
JTRAVE!
Thanks for another five, thank you.
Thanks JTRAVE!
Appreciate it.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Very kind.
What a good shark.
I can handle myself.
What do you just say?
I just can't imagine what's going on.
10 gifted subs! Thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Wow, let me carry, thank you!
Thanks, Paragon!
Thanks, Paragon!
Thank you so much!
Thank you so much!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thank you very much!
Well, look who's up to your fate!
Real hard!
I was gonna go for the save.
Ooh, nice pick, Skrull Girl!
Oh.
I
I got 100 damage, 100% what I'm gonna fuck out of the audience, no honestly.
Hell yeah!
Oh, fucking clean.
Okay, two more minutes.
No hallucinate!
Thanks for 4 minutes!
Oh no, I don't die.
Holy shit! Holy shit!
Phillip!
Woo! Stuart! Thanks for the 10 gifted and won 103 months. Holy shit.
Thank you guys.
Greetings.
Holy crap. Thank you Stuart. Thank you Wants.
100 plus months is crazy.
So many ears.
Alright, one more minute.
You can't be rid of me, so please don't.
Damn, while we hold for a pretty good amount of time.
Down to 30 seconds.
You need to stop that vehicle in its tracks.
What's going on, Awful?
I will have my revenge for that.
Thank you
I want to damage
They're still a chance to stop them!
Turn to 30 seconds!
Better stop that vehicle!
Touch! Touch! Touch!
They're not gonna touch you.
They're gonna touch!
Now might be a good time to stop them.
I
Know me please kill me please kill me please kill me please
Hello?
I got such a good act up, nice kid.
I'm gonna kill him.
This queen's reign isn't over.
Rip.
Only 60 seconds left.
What are you aiming at?
I
This shit's wrong girl!
20 seconds!
We just have to stay alive.
It's still a Phoenix hole!
One second.
Oh shit!
You have to keep playing into the calculator.
Wow.
Uh.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Double kill.
It's never never stopped them.
You can't be rid of me, so easy.
OK, I was going to kill them once.
That is not that vehicle.
No attile.
I'll take it for the two months.
No attile?
I'm sorry if I've got children.
I'll be right back.
The double kick into the wall.
Alright, surely that will give me the rank up, right?
Surely. Come on, right? Surely.
Oh my, what a pose.
All right, sick.
Oh, thank you for the five gifts.
I appreciate it.
All right, well, the sponsor actually ended a while ago.
I just wanted to keep playing.
Thank you, Marvel Rivals.
And White Fox just came out.
Y'all, she's very fun.
I didn't get to play her in the last game, but that's OK.
All right, so Sir Tony Gray, thanks for the six months.
I think I'm going to play a little more Crimson Desert. I'm going to give it another try and then I might play a little Demon's Souls to close the stream out.
I'm thinking...
Let me take all my sponsor stuff out of the title though.
All right, let's boot this shit up.
Yippee!
All right, I'm going to pee real quick, and I will return right away.
Hi guys!
Hello!
Oh, I also, um, why am I compiling Shari again?
I'm not compiling Shari.
Hello!
Oh, I also, um, I'm like a pilot shater again.
There was one more Marvel arrivals code I forgot to give away.
So, open that shit back up, and I will put it on screen.
There, that's the last code.
Meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow.
I just had a lot of complaints from the first day.
Like, I think the looting is really annoying, it's like kind of clunky, um, I don't like
how all of the main quests feel like side quests, um, but I don't have a lot of complaints
hate it. That's why I want to give another chance.
Another thing I don't like is how I don't like when games inflate the difficulty of
combat by making you fight like 20 guys at once. Because I feel like if it's a good fight,
it could be like three, like one, two, three dudes. It's just a fun fight instead of
like 20 guys that are from the same party.
Time for lion, thank you for the five gifts, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
I got my boot on my head.
That's just what happens when you walk back in.
Robo Marston, thank you for the prime.
Welcome back.
What's happening?
Thank you, thank you, thank you, why is TTS broken again?
I think I'm just going to wear this shoe hat forever.
That gold leaf merchant girl's been real trouble.
I told them we can prove it, too many sketchy things have been happening.
Sketchy things.
They used to just be coin-grubbing merchants, but now they're not worth a step around
there.
Nonsense.
This is all because of that branch master.
Ah, horn splitter, right?
I, it all started when he rose to power,
and now I remember it when I had to be so close.
And now I remember it when I had to be so close.
Oh, at the end?
Well, they're not better than ordinary bandits.
Black Desert offline.
We have to do something.
Or, you know what I can find?
The Goldleafs.
Goldleafs.
A Greymane.
I didn't think a Greymane would be sure off for it.
I get a much more from menu other, at all.
I'm telling you, that's what business you have,
is the Goldleafs.
A personal matter.
Best be careful.
They do anything for some easy coin.
Or it is, they're after more than gold these days.
Such as the boulders from the sky.
Hey, hey, you'll gain nothing by spreading such rumors?
I don't give a rest to be minding my own business.
Who knows what they might do?
Let's go a branch south in front of town.
And find the mayor.
I know I was complaining about the other woman looking...
My bad, bro. I know I was complaining about the other helmet looking stupid, but I think this one's perfect.
Uh, wait, would y'all save ETHER?
Oh, add-ons, okay.
I got these pre-order items. I feel like, dude, these are way too fancy! What the heck?
what on earth okay actually it looks sick i'm wearing this for a bit
pay to win dude i just paid the extra ten dollars because i want to support the devs
i don't think i was gonna be this drippy holy crap
okay what about i wear the pay to win armor with the boot
What about that?
I was gonna dismount and walk across.
I'll put the shoe back on the head.
Where is it?
I have one where's my shoe hat?
I think there's like a quick way to, oh here we go, perfect.
Now the outfit is perfect.
I
Where's the why do you have to hold down I got a spider
Why it's a little down to
Guys I could fix this game. They should just hire me to talk about something to say say it. I think it's too soon
Composter, thank you for the prize.
Thank you, thank you.
Are you just going to stand by and watch?
That's unacceptable.
What you're suggesting is unacceptable.
Don't listen to the words of this fool.
Thanks, Anonymous.
Chaka, please see reason.
Patience, believe me, I do have a plan.
We can't afford to wait any longer.
Oh, dude, the order is gorgeous.
And then the shoe hat. Wait, that guy's got a shoe hat too!
Truck driver, 32 months, thank you anonymous.
That guy's coughing my outfit.
in due time turn and the true months you'll be here
speak with the nun asking for help okay
what's the matter come on tell us are y'all being creepies
what are you doing please calm yourself all right leave the way you are
he wouldn't hand over the skystone
damn them bastards let's not let our tempers get the better of us what we
need most is manpower so I'll call for the guards for now take a deep breath
what happened bandits are headed to the healers house there's no one to stop
those bastards looks like they've already got to it
Grimane, please help us.
Calm down, Jesus.
Worth the debundance, one.
She said it's, uh, some sort of boulder that fell out of the sky.
Please help us.
We'll see what I can do.
I'm so confused what's going on with the story.
Aztec, thanks for 38 months.
Was there a guy who said that his house got destroyed by a boulder from the sky to so meteor now
There's bandits. Oh my bad girl now. There's bandits trying to
Get the meteorites
I'm just a little confused horse. Oh my god, I just saw my horse appeared
Yeah, hang up.
Watch this.
Oh, where'd my horse go?
I didn't think the horse was going to vanish my bad
Not bad, bro
Are they running from this I
Can't really do shit to help
What happened y'all
I'm stung to do such a despicable thing
Is anyone inside?
There's still someone in there.
You'll be so quick to lose hope.
Yes, he might still be alive. Please help him.
Without age they'll all die.
Help anyone get dead.
Please, would you help us?
The virus spreading, we must save it.
No, your phone.
What's that rock worth all this?
We shouldn't just give me them.
That's so important about this damn rock.
Yo, a bunch of letters in original Exodus?
Oh, there's a timer?
Why is he...
Oh, I can lose.
Okay, um, I can't pick them up, bro.
There we go.
Come on.
I'm one hit from dying.
He doesn't look very alive, does he?
If it wasn't for the Greyneigh, if it weren't for you, what would have happened to him?
You have our sincerest life.
I'm glad I could help.
Mr. Water, we must go fetch some water.
Was that rock really worth the man's life?
Now we have to find you, bitch.
Up, up.
D'Silvia, I'm ashamed to ask, but...
Please rescue our healer without him our town.
Slow down.
they took cubit our healer yes yes when he wouldn't hand over the skystone
skystones again if we didn't rescue him the burden of such a thing is too heavy
to bear please take it and save our healer oh shit the skystone
please I beg you please
all right I'll do what I can
Now they're always asking for something, huh I rescue the kidnapped healer
Forcing
Out I'm just destroying the whole fence. I'm so sorry, but I really am in a hurry
I just wrecked the entire fence.
Oh, you know what?
I just remembered, um, the lady keeps giving, she sent me a letter reminding me to try to
find the waypoints.
I mean, this is like kind of an annoying system to find them, but I should probably
I'm gonna start unlocking them so I can TP around instead of uh, using my flash all the time.
Oh! I'm sorry, fishermen.
Stun!
Come here, girly.
But how do I do this?
Here he's, uh, thank you for the gifted.
Can I, can I loot the thing?
Dude, I saw I could grab it.
There we go.
Um, it's a sealed abyss artifact.
Sealed Abyss artifacts are relics of mysterious powers sealed in them and trying to get the
continent of Pi well, exploring the continent of Skirt as artifacts you can view unique
challenges for each artifact in the challenges tab.
After completing a challenge, use the glowing sealed abyss artifact in your bag to break
the sea on a choir and abyss artifact.
What?
I'm so confused.
Yeah, it wasn't a waypoint.
Unfortunately.
I guess you just use this in general to find an important fit.
Wait, this one looks like another cube thing.
Or something.
There's another cube.
What about the damn waypoints?
I'm gonna try to go rescue the guy that's missing.
Now I got to figure out how to get all the way over there, but there's all these damn mountains.
Long way to go. Stellar rift, thanks for the gift dude.
When will you reach the desert?
I don't know!
I don't know if there's a desert in this game or not.
Do you need TP?
I thought you needed waypoints to TP.
I'm trying to do the wave point hunting thing.
I'm going to get up.
Get up.
I got it.
You'll see.
Thanks for the gift, son.
Is this about five hours of the game?
Yeah, I would say so.
Okay, I'm going to try to explain the story.
So this guy was a gray mane which is a band of mercenaries that has a rival game called
the Black Bears.
And the Black Bears, they ambushed the gray manes, murdered or scattered a bunch of these
guys' friends.
And then the main Black Bear guy stabbed this guy like seven times and kicked him in the river and then for some reason he woke up
on a floating
cube land in the sky
Which so I thought it was like heaven or something
But then he woke up and he was totally fine and we don't know why and so now I think he's trying
to find information about the threat
We're also doing stuff for the cute waist up in the sky and we don't know why.
I think that's about it and we also really like helping people find their sheep and stuff.
Hey, that's about correct, right?
Oh, my Solomon! I'm sure it was done for!
You're the only one left alive!
Oh, thank you. How can I repay you for your kindness?
Your friend saved me. Your servant?
I knew they wouldn't forsake me!
Oh, mighty Solomon, thank you for bestowing your grace upon one as unworthy as I.
Probably best if you don't stick around.
How can we do?
Curse those damn gold leafs!
Oh!
Apologies.
That horn splitter just gets under my skin.
Horn splitter.
The tyrannical gold leaf branch master.
You see, Shakatoo was meant to lead the guilt.
With the horn splitter at the helm.
Well, he spells doom for all her men, I'm afraid.
If Shakatoo let the guilt, this wouldn't have happened.
So to shack it too, but first, I must cook um, I kinda just want a freestyle cooking.
Rilled cooking, field pot cooking, isn't there a way to just do whatever you want, oh improvise.
All right, I've got oats, oats, beans, corn, lentils, and bird meat.
I think we do bird meat, beans, and corn.
Yes.
Dude, this armor is so fucking sick.
Clip, you're not a very good chap.
He just made the green slop again.
What the hell?
Oh, there's a board here.
I don't know, all these boring posters.
FrankTVV, thank you for the Prime PC.
Thank you for the gifted.
Ah fuck I'm taking flowers!
Oh shit.
I think I forgot how to...
Oh!
Sorry.
Sorry the controls are very different from what I'm used to other games
I caught a fruit fly.
I'm picking the flowers in case I get a pretty girlfriend later.
Grace Harrow thanks for 35 minutes.
Thank you.
Alright, let's find this guy.
That's not something I'd patch.
What's the difference to me if he's a bloody Grimang?
If he crosses the gold leaves we set him straight.
I'm a tough guy, thanks for the subbing.
I know.
Why shak it to even give a shit about some poxy outlander?
Dibidery?
Forty months.
Come out and remove him.
He's in.
The Greymane.
That's me.
I'm not here to fight.
The fuck off.
Stop.
Hold on, lads.
What the fuck off?
Stop!
Hold on lads.
We've been looking for you anyway.
The Traitmaster wants to see you.
Hustler John, thank you for the gift.
If you come quietly, there won't be any trouble.
There's a stick.
A steak.
There's a jala step like that.
Cheeky cat.
Get him!
There's a sluggy little you've got.
I don't think it's an answer, you know.
Not now, I'm sort of stuck or broken.
I don't think it's an answer, you know.
Not now, I'm sort of stuck or broken.
I don't think it's an answer, you know.
I missed.
There we go.
Darth Troller and Hustler John, thank you.
KTGG, four months.
Chaka too.
making it so treacherous a pointed remark indeed such is the cost of doing
business the metal makes the merchant I hope there are no misunderstandings why
were your men seeking me out to begin with such consideration further offend
you I was hoping to speak to you about our branch master the horn splitter he
manipulates the gold leafs to commit misdeeds to satisfy his own greed. If we
don't stop him now, no one will be able to stop him in the future.
Isn't it good business to back the winning horse? My allegiance is to the
Gold leaf merchants. What's the horse sweater? There's too many lore words to make of you. Greatly
Please put an end to him
I
See you need further persuasion
And artifact
It's a guy. I think it's first. Yeah, but who of all this chaos
He is the guy who's leading the goal. What's the gold leaf?
He's the goblin sheath.
I caught a cockroach.
You're the one playing, but I'm so confused.
leaving you empty-handed. Your efforts here will aid the people of her land, and will
certainly ingratiate you to the Marquis Circus, a very generous man. If my agents
are to be trusted, he'll offer the Greymane's land to rebuild. Then, naturally, you would
need a great deal of supplies.
He hasn't even found any of his friends, has he?
But if we can get the gang back together, we can go after the black bears.
Defeat Hornsplutter, okay? Well, I guess we'll see who he is.
Dookie-kun, thank you for the prime. Wow, what a name.
Oh, shit, there's a lot of enemies.
Dude, I aggro'd the whole- so I think it is a goblin guy, forksplutter.
Why is there a guy over here?
This is one of these guys who's bad.
Can't think it's a bug.
Fly cape, thank you for four fricking years!
That was better than I expected kind of poison gas
It half the time I press X because I want to loot it just makes me jump
So frustrating
I got three battered fish I
already told us the camp I think I
did. Oh, there's more. I just like
dude they saw me from over here.
They're long times. I thought I had my
Every time I try to put the lock on, but it doesn't fucking shoot for Dom move!
There's like way too many moves on this stage.
Okay, I'm eating.
All right, corn splutter is somewhere in here.
I can't climb this.
Any quests, any quests, no quests, all dudes over here.
I'm standing one move!
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die
Oh
Shit well the gray man that's been meddling in my affairs has saved me the trouble of seeking in
It sounds expensive and all too appealing to a merchant's sense.
You lost your war, Northlander.
You're far from getting to stand before me, you rascal!
Oh
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do all of them rest in cost Chuck Norris yay stream
Well, I just got destroyed, there's something, wow.
Wellie, you're laden, thank you for the prime.
Oh no, I can't stand before you and now you're alive!
No one can take it from me!
Pressfield being hit to roll away and evade quickly. I know that!
Oh my god, his wire is legs open like that.
Lock on his LB?
What is it?
I keep pressing R like it's souls.
Lock on his down on D-pad.
So it's one of those, I guess I'll try both.
I don't even know what I'm doing wrong.
I
Roll more feel like a long time I pressed beat sidesteps, but I don't know why
This power is mine. No one can take it from me.
Might it come?
I already do this.
Okay, it can't be this bad bro, I just have to be doing something terrible.
We should have more heels. I think I have food, but I don't really use it.
You lost your worn-off, that one.
Pretend to stand before me, you will now lose your life.
Like, you want to press B most to try to disguise that.
Kono was like hiding in this cave
Like I'm pressing B
Okay, I'm gonna see why I don't have, because I have food in my inventory.
What the fuck is this guy?
We have to slot it in.
Ow.
Like that.
That's a lot of stuff.
Like that.
This boss fight gets good after 10 hours.
I believe you, man.
I believe you.
Well, the Greymane that's been meddling in my affairs has saved me the trouble of
There's no skip, there's just the bad ones.
I
Okay, then.
Wow.
Do you need more?
Thank you for the prime.
Wowee.
Wowee.
Wowee.
Wowee.
Wowee.
Wowee.
Wowee.
What's Perry as an LB?
Mind your power!
You'll pay dearly for coveting my strength!
You'll buy nothing but honor for my place!
I
Oh
Oh
What is this camera? Like I'm locked on him!
Dude, this camera fucking stops!
I have to restart my gas. Jesus.
The new ability allows you to roll while getting fixed.
Holy moly.
Wow, first try, can you believe it?
No, quickly.
Oh my god, they just turned on him!
Not a miss, thank you for the five gifted.
I guess you helped too, but...
Chapter 3.
We in it.
I have a message for you from Shakatu.
The Overs is deepest thanks for putting an end to the Hordesplitter, because of your help
the gold leafs will reclaim the trust he cost us, and the folk of Hernan will at long
last be at ease with us.
The Guild hopes that our Alliance holds strong.
D'ah, listen to me practically now.
I have some information you've been waiting for.
About French?
Someone calling himself a gray mane has been
spotting in the alleys of her nant.
Are you sure?
We are the gold thieves.
We only deal in trustworthy information.
There's no mistake.
And once you have a place to call home,
the guild will see you supplied.
This gears are imbued with the energy of the abyss.
They only manifest their true power when slot into an unlocked equipment socket.
Improved your attributes to unlock new skills.
Your adventure is keeping up for an original so specialize in abyss gears.
Chuckable nerd, thanks for the prime.
This is so much to remember.
OK, any waypoints I can walk around here?
No.
There are not.
Alright, now we're going to the back alleys of Fernand to try to find our great main
friend.
I believe.
Yeah, I feel like this would be way cooler as an MMO, but as it's close, I don't know.
Oh my god.
My whore.
I'm stuck.
I'm stuck.
Slinking through our alleys.
Bloody begging like one of us.
He's hanging out, man.
How much money do I have?
I still have $4.
I need a hundred to open a bank account.
Oh
Share a friend so the rumors were true
What happened to your leg
Never mind that I'm just glad I'm still breathing. Come on. Let's walk and water the others
I feel like this moment should have happened like three hours ago instead of like three
hours before we're at the beginning of the game.
Am I crazy?
The bleed bandit's downright nasty puncture, Brute.
They like to be fights.
And then pick house.
That's not to get involved.
You're as sharp as ever.
I managed to gather some useful information as well.
And you'd be surprised the gossip that finds its way back to the hovels.
Meow meow.
Yeah, it does make sense, this was supposed to be an MMO.
Oh shit!
Yo, Ken Chosey, thanks for 55 months!
And you're welcome.
So, Ken Shosti won the Girlie's Pop care package.
He gave the Dyson air hat to his girlfriend.
Thank you.
Honestly, my worst fear was that a guy would win it, and then it would just sit collecting
dust.
So, I'm glad you gave it to your girlfriend.
It did go to someone with hair that can use it.
Where are we going to?
Speak to Mark Keopan.
Sorry, man.
I know you've got a broken leg, but I got a broken leg.
There's walking about Shokutu.
He's making waves. He's got motion.
Not true. I'm right here.
Handle 26 springs with the gold leaves has plenty of fun in mere blob there meddling in the market was a real headache
They went on far too long
Our fair city's burdens have been greatly eased
Thanks to you
I was simply acting in the green means interests. Your honesty is admirable
But I tell you I mean it from the bottom of my heart
as a token of my gratitude I'd like to offer your place to start a new any
thoughts on a suitable location we'll take what we can get I thought you might
say that I have already scouted the fitting
Yay, campsite!
Fall soldier, okay.
Wait, if I open these cabinets, is he gonna get mad?
I can't steal, why not?
I guess I have to unlock some kind of like, thief...
...thief skill or something?
I'll escort you to Howlin' Hill.
That's really not necessary.
Yeah, you walk slow as fuck.
You're taking a huge weight off our shoulders.
That horn splitter caused no small amount of trouble for this town.
He's still eating a mask?
Wait, I have a mask!
That we couldn't give.
Wait, but if I put the mask on and this guy gets weak out...
So it's the least I could do. Wish I could do more.
Man.
I bought the mask. Where is it? Oh, here it is.
I appreciate the gesture.
I'm a gesture criminal guy.
Stay evil guy. Can't wait. Can't wait to get up to some crimes. You feel me? You'll never
even know I was there.
Good. We'll ride back.
Oh, fuck.
You know, it would just be way faster if I just, you know, took myself there, Mr. Soldier.
shadows thank you for the gift
control as best we can try keeping towns folks safe we simply lack the man
oh dear thank you for the prize
go
you'll shameful zane so before the man you single handedly took down the horn splitter
fire
That's a lot of enemies in there. Oh shit, they saw me
I would stop to fight them
I don't want to have to restart this.
This fellow named Shackity has been named the New Branch Master.
Well, I hear parts seem to be quite a competitive leader.
He's working tirelessly to restore the guild's reputation.
And it's done meanders for the town's peace as well.
Why do you have that?
He's a reasonable man.
Shouldn't cause the town any more trouble.
Everyone in Hernandez grateful for your help.
you name with widely known in the direct recipients of your efforts it leaves an
impression word of Shakateens reward if you feel no noodle from LRL thank you
for the five yes you did thank you
thanks noodle business arrangement hey
is this the boot on your head?
that's just my hat
Shakateen must have an I for boot name
it's a beautiful hat
thanks noodle
I know that there's farming in this game, too.
I guess you probably have to, if you want to farm, probably have to do it around the camp.
It took, I think, six hours of playing to get the camp.
Lean quest line only.
Oh, there we go.
It's a nice, quiet little spot.
Speak with Marshall Middler.
Alright, where is the Middler?
There's a guy with the sick green armor.
I can't thank you enough.
No.
We're the ones who should be thanking you.
The Marquis insisted for everything to be provided. No exceptions.
Let me introduce... Daley.
I'm surprised you haven't met before.
It's a pleasure.
She is a guest of the Marquis...
I'm sorry, my criminal mess!
A spot of troubles brought her here from...
...Demenis.
So, might I ask that she be allowed to stay here with you?
I can't think of a safer or more hidden location I'm happy to help with anything while I'm here
you're out of debt right away thank you I've other matters to see to so I'll take my leave
Until next time.
All right.
Damian uses the rapier as her primary weapon delivering swift and lethal attacks to pierce
enemies weak points depressantly.
Oh, so I can play as her now.
I guess.
What the fuck is happening?
Finally, some women in this game.
Dem Bowman's thanks for the prime.
Alright, um.
She does her fucking lightning strike for her um, one of her heavies.
Move the sacks, drive in the stakes, push the wagon, raise the banner.
Alright, um, push the wagon.
the rock and push the weapon and push the wagon into the tent. Okay, um...
I smashed it. Okay, I guess I used the pickaxe. There's so much fucking shit in
this game. Inventory, pickaxe, equip. I equipped it. Nothing I'm pressing is working. Smash
the rock. Ow. Oh, here we go. Okay. We got a next time, it's okay. Alright, we got some
Bon stone.
No, push it in.
One shore done.
All right, what's over here?
Uh, drive the stakes into the ground.
Oh, sorry, I might be.
Then I probably need a hammer.
Do this.
I think I have one.
I bought one, right?
Sludge hammer.
I quit.
Oh, I'm just doing fucking chores.
you crimson desert you're tricking me into being productive. Get in a game.
It's all the way in.
I can't really tell.
Need this shit.
I don't remember who gets a real job simulator.
I'm not gonna say anything.
I'm doing this right.
The Lupin Stormborn, thank you for 31 months and howdy-ho-tie.
Welcome.
Thank you, thank you.
This is truly a very, um, very, um, how do I say, invigorating quest.
All right, now I just have to raise the banner.
Yeah, at least I can play as a girl now.
I guess I decided to move over here.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
There we go.
I've done it.
Let's head!
Cliff story.
Okay, my bad. Why give me the girl and be like actually cliff the main character here.
Let me take off the mask. Hi, Maxa!
I brought all the ingredients, but who's cooking?
Fine, I suppose they'll manage this one.
Hey! Don't bite my shoulder!
Yeah, why'd they make me play the girl to do the chores?
And then once the chores were over there, like, I'm actually the guy's the main character.
A little bit suspicious, what did you say?
What does it mean?
Clear soup, meat, grain, and water.
Okay.
Alright.
Hello!
Some real cooking...
Clear soup.
This shit's about to be busted.
Oh, there's a little bird perch next to me.
I'm pushing away the monster now, right?
Dave, before we give this sub to women, let's go. W, Dave.
Oh, that looks tasty
Serve a piece
Thank you
Take your time
Sorry, I can taste all the seasonings.
Pressure cooking skills to move.
That's how we'll get it.
The muscle will regret it early.
On my head.
So nice to all of you.
Shag boys, thanks for 16 months.
Sport Marius to camp.
Oh yeah, I gotta go get my friend.
Oh wait, this is a, how do I turn these on?
Do I just stand on it?
OK, sick.
I found my first waypoint.
I can at least teleport back to the port though.
Not teleport in the current state, okay.
So I can teleport back there at some point.
Okay, any I can see between here and there, it looks like there might be one in the
town
I'm going to kill her.
She's taking on her demon form.
Yeah.
Ah.
Breaking all the forms.
I'm me out, thanks for subbing.
and got edge for it.
I'm sure you can scan the one coin.
Hey, get off of me!
Get off of me!
Get off!
Get off of me!
Okay, fine.
Take your coin.
Jesus.
Hey, no!
No!
Fine, here.
I don't, I have no coins. I have none. I have none.
a bit far for hobbling can we write that of course so this is where you've been
scared all right hop up on
Sam, I mean they can't teleport back and I also can't jump off the cliff.
I don't really know how to get back up there.
How do I climb the walls?
How do I make it so...
It does like the...
Marker.
It just doesn't tell me how to get there.
Man, I missed...
Come on, get here.
I missed.
I miss the red and yellow lines and red dead.
Yeah, there's no tracking for the trails.
I'm not trying to get, I'm pressing A.
Come on, Mary, get back on the horse, dude.
It's been ages since our tales of stirred folk souls, not since Pailun.
I didn't touch anything.
No buttons.
Oh my god.
Alright, now all I gotta do is find the route to camp.
I believe I can do it.
Oh no, gargoyle.
Sorry.
Okay, this does not take me there.
Actually it could.
Looks like there's a little bread.
The black bears are getting crueler by the day.
The black bears?
The black bears are getting more outlanders after taking over Pailu.
Oh, and Nair and Andrew went south to account his state.
Got a request to protect him from some masked stranger, but the count's being dodgy about
the details.
This seems fishy if you ask me.
But they aren't the staff for being threatened as well.
So they bought it off without another word.
Alright, we're here.
Unbelievable.
The Marquis gave us all this.
Aye, for removing a horn in his safety.
Wait, Mortar cannot be as scary as Warshaw's self if I cruise in the desert.
I just wanted to give it more of a chance.
Yes, Cliff.
Cliff! What happened to his leg?
But I think it might be the source time for that.
Same as always.
Yeah, don't worry about me.
How did you get here?
Word has spread everywhere that Cliff's back.
Hey! So it's true!
Frost has been ages, and you too, Cliff!
Marius!
What happened to your leg?
Black bears, wouldn't it?
Well, give them what's coming!
It happens.
The game's getting back together!
Oh, just my bloody leg, you know.
Oh, Raze, you all keep making a fuss.
Oh, I think you really should keep off it.
I told you I'm fine.
Any word on the others?
Naira and Andrew went to escort some count.
And word is, there's a grey mane,
Locked up at Halcyus
Not Manos, only lunatics end up there
I heard he got drunk and beat a priest half to death
I really think one of us should go and look into it
So don't wear anything you're off to
Don't you worry about Halcyus
The game is going to get so much better in 5 hours I swear, and 10 hours after that,
you'll finally complete the tutorial.
Don't ask me what's going to happen at the 50 hour mark, the game is going to get insane.
Dude, that's what people keep telling me, everyone keeps saying that.
They can't stop saying it.
don't tell me this is like another fucking waypoint letter. White crow's letter.
Ah, Matzah! Where even is it?
I don't even see it in my inventory.
Wait!
Horse tack?
Wait, I have a horse outfit.
I'm 21 cabbage.
Thank you for the gift sub.
And Rue Alts, thanks for subbing.
I put the drip on the horse.
Uh, Persepia, okay.
What the fuck?
But you are so confusing.
All I do is complain.
But god damn.
Where's my horse armor?
Where's my armor?
Like why can't I open it from here?
Open details.
Okay.
I don't know how to quit my horse armor guys.
I think I want to play demon souls.
Better beings! Thanks for 53 months!
Sterops and group.
You.
Can I like sort my uh...
Uh...
Oh, it's all grouped up, okay Jesus.
Why does the horse armor and the character armor not match?
It's two different kinds of red.
different kinds of metal you can die stuff I think I'm gonna play a little
demon souls I have played this game for like two hours I don't want to take too
long to break from demon souls so I'll get too rusty although I did quit demon
souls last time because I lost like 7,000 souls I was just looking for it
I forgot it's PlayStation
You boot up my PlayStation
Change my title and stuff
All right title is set
What?
March up!
March up!
March up!
March up!
I
Told you
Okay, so I was in some prison I think
Max up max up
All right
Time for a good game.
I don't know, I don't have full shit on Crimson Desert, but it's just not what I was hoping,
I don't know.
I don't remember, oh my battery is low.
Flameworker says hi.
I don't care what he says.
I don't care.
Just wait till I get one of my blue rocks.
I'm going to go beat his ass.
Just wait till I can use my full health art.
It's going to be crazy.
Stay high back.
Hi, Flameworker.
Hi.
I guess. Sypio, thanks for 53 months, bruh.
Clintfuck53.
How'd I play video?
I played video when it came out in, like, 2000, when we were like,
about 18 or something, but I didn't play it at all.
Nope.
Oh my god, I forgot um...
How little the grass... Oh, oh man.
I think it's this way, right?
No.
Fucking keep this with the other guys.
Is this the right way?
I'm fucking lost.
Oh, I got 800 souls back, where I died with 7,000.
That's bad.
I'm lost.
I don't remember the way back
There's no way you guys would rather watch me
run the same routes in Dino Clothes a hundred times then watch Crimson Desert
I mean that game does piss me off
Oh!
That was a lucky place to have them.
Okay.
My soul is up the bottom of the stairs here.
I think I'll grab my soul back and I think I can keep going down.
Alright, sick.
Top of someone up, thanks for 15 months.
Holy fuck, where do I go?
Yo, the hand!
The hand guy's back!
Man!
I thought that's the kind of...
I already told you I'd help you, bro.
Okay, I'm back here now, um, so I can actually fucking see, okay, this area, I guess.
I
I'm healing.
I forgot that X is the bottom button on PlayStation controller.
Oh, my fucking god.
Fuck.
Okay, there's gotta be a shortcut or something around Clever Rat Ring.
I healed again, fuck.
The attack power rises when HP is 30% or lower.
Let's put that on.
I don't really need a poison resistance right now.
A stone of ephemeral eyes!
That's why I wanted to go try to fight the...
Is it worth it to go down here?
I feel like I might just have to run all the way back if I do this right now.
Because there's gotta be like a bonfire shortcut up here
We'll see this looks scary
This place is fucking huge what
There has to be a bonfire or shortcut, right?
How have I not found one?
There's no way there's not.
What the hell am I?
Oh, Bonnie, thank you for the raid.
Hello, Bonnie Raiders.
Hello.
Hello, hello.
Hi, guys.
Oops.
It was a fun stream earlier.
I wish I had more time.
I was having fun, it's always nice having people over.
Silver Catalyst, I'm not going to use that.
Imperial Spice Set.
All right, um, still not a bonfire.
I refuse to believe that there's not water around here. Like, I just did so much shit.
And I still haven't found the first four key, or the second four, I think the second four key to free that ghost.
Desire, thanks for the four months.
There's got to be one.
I just don't know where, but I will find it.
Okay, surely it's behind the store.
locked or I just can't open it. I don't know. Okay, well that's a shortcut, right?
Okay. I smell the bonfire this way.
I think.
I'm not terribly confident though.
What is that at the end of the hallway?
Is that a friend?
Hello?
What do you want?
Oh, shit, you're bald.
What a humble servant.
I do not wish to interfere.
I want to cause you trouble.
I want to.
What's she doing?
What do you want?
I want to cause you trouble.
I want to.
Yes.
Wait, I actually did not mean to kill him.
What was he doing?
Wait, what was he doing?
What was he...
Did I just fuck up really bad?
Lots of stuff on my FX button, right?
Oh, he's actually evil?
Well, I did not mean to kill him.
I was actually just trying to break all his stuff.
Where's the fucking bonfire?
There's no way there actually is one.
Max Cain, thanks for 52 months.
It's where the bonfire usually is.
Okay, well if it's where it usually is that just means that there probably isn't one.
I just don't believe that there isn't one.
Uh, hello.
Why are you taking his health? I'm plagued.
Oh my god, no, dude. I don't want to do this one again, please.
Oh my god dude!
What the fuck?
How is this real life?
Okay, at least I know the pool route now Oh brother
And these guys give decent souls though every time I die I accumulate more are you
I'm going the wrong way.
I'm dead.
What the fuck?
As I think I'm just dying a lot because I'm hungry I might microwave a can of
spaghetti or something next time I die if I die again not sure if I will I'm
I'm pretty good at not dying.
Well, yeah, you survived this time.
I wonder if they just left the sandwiches and stuff here.
I wouldn't mind a cold sub sandwich, that sounds nice.
Are my glasses real?
They're blue light glasses.
So they're not for my eyesight, but they do have a purpose.
Did I go the wrong way again?
I did go the wrong way because the skitso ghost is here.
There we go, okay.
Oh, my fucking god.
So, it's really true, huh?
There's no bonfire or forecuts.
Anita, thanks for the nine months.
I just find that so hard to believe.
Like maybe up here.
It's- this gate's fucking locked, what?!
Okay, I guess I got to do what I got to do
Brush struggle monkey no way just caught caught called struggle monkey
Nope
Why'd you go invisible bro you're a fucking bitch
Where'd she go?
Hello?
I
Love
there's no fucking way there's no way there's no way i can't move
dude oh my fucking god dude I'm gonna go get my spaghetti oh
shut up stop stop you're fucking I know what you're typing I'm going to get a
can of spaghetti over
.
.
.
.
I've got my bowl of spagettios.
I don't know how long to microwave this shit.
Hi guys.
Was good.
Never give up.
I did realize that I was at least I was one-handed for a while with the claymore
Now I have to try out what that happened again
I'm telling you man, it's because I'm hungry, it's the spaghettios, bro, it's the spaghettios.
This is so stupid, this is so stupid, this fucking game.
Fish.
Do we need the clown makeup again?
Well, I don't have the green hair this time, so why would I need to put on the cloud makeup?
I don't know if that would make sense.
You know?
I hate those fucking Cthulhu guys, bro.
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Alright, I'm not sick of this.
I don't wanna do this anymore of these runbacks.
Hey, Amy, you're amazing.
Your ability to suck at every game truly amazes me. Keep at it.
I have such a big collection of grass now I have 12 of the small heal grass left
I put it in for three minutes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, hey guys.
I know these guys start hanging out around me.
Yes.
I know these guys start hanging out around me
Yes
They may could use another minute actually
You're cool you can go
Hey, Henry, I have to let you know that your massive channel have a great day on it. What the fuck?
NEO, thank you for the bits.
What is it, what is up with my stream and giving me money to tell me that I suck?
What did I do to deserve that?
Like what the hell?
This isn't right, is it?
This isn't right, is it?
Oh, that is okay.
I'm so fucking lost.
Okay, I gotta at least get back to where I was before I can enjoy my SpaghettiOs.
I don't deserve food yet.
That's burger. Thanks for 27 months. Thank you very much.
You suck have money.
Well, thank you, I guess, for the six dollars.
I don't know, I'm sorry I didn't even...
I've been on a lot of same things for 13 months.
Spaghetti tastes like nothing, that's just not true.
They're like soggy little O-rings and watery tomato sauce and it's delicious.
This is nutrition right here.
I guess the only path is forward.
But I want to kill that red, red lady.
And then there's probably a boss up there.
Looks like it at least.
Yeah, these are the generic spaghettios.
No meatballs or anything.
Mm-mm-mm.
All right.
Bro.
Oh
It was the Spaghetti-Os!
That's two stones and two Moonlight Stone Chunks.
I don't know what those are for.
Um, what might be upgrade materials?
Moonlight Stone Chunk.
I think it probably is.
No, there wouldn't be a bonfire around here, would there?
There's already a cut scene.
Ponsy, thanks for 31 months.
Hello, me, Howie.
Should I use my heels?
Maybe I should just see what the fight's like.
A lady.
Mover! Thanks for the ton!
Thank you, Milford
This guy's wait girl
Got four arms
The people's idle
Just a gimmick fight
Oh
Such a fucking
I
Why
She's back
Oh
Shit oh shit
Wait are there two of them? Oh, there's two of them
Oh, that's a fake one, okay, I see I mean, okay, the fight doesn't seem that bad, but
But now I have no heals.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Holy sh- that actually is just the full run back, that's crazy.
Oh, the traps don't move?
Oh.
I thought she was just spam-casting them, honestly.
Feet lady!
Feet lady!
Where's the feet lady?
Where is she?
Did I pass her?
Oh, she's up top.
Okay, I have enough for two levels.
What do I want?
Damage?
Stamina?
My stamina is kind of low.
I guess if you think about it, more stamina is more damaged because it could be more swings.
Now I might have to go find some shit to kill.
I'm gonna have to go find some shit to kill to get grass.
Is this the right place?
No, this is not where I was thinking of.
Kill the flame worker while he's the one I wanted the farm for.
I think my stamina looks like an extra swing in now, okay this is a good spot I guess.
annoying, but it's not a bad spot.
I'll just do it a couple times while I'm eating my dinner, I guess.
You're a voidborn priestess, thanks for subbing.
Thank you.
I think I can definitely kill that priestess, so I will go for it, right?
You're anonymous with the two gifted, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I'm going to farm up real good, audio is delayed, I'll give you a sec, I'll fix it.
Yo simply, what's up dude?
I saw you got a dog! I gotta- I gotta meet your dog, bro. I fuckin' love puppies.
Wait, I need your dog's name, Boba?
Ah, Boba. I don't remember. I saw him in the clip.
Smokko, thanks for subbing.
Those bros, he's so cute. Aw.
Ah, Boba. Haha. His name is Boba.
So cute.
Aw.
So cute. I want to meet your dog.
So fuck, I'm out of carrying space.
That's fine, I can just go back and pick it up, I guess.
At some point.
Do you guys feel invigorated with the grass farming?
farming. I still have to go back and do this again. Oh wait, this wasn't open before, was
it? I had to kill like an Archdemon? Did I? I don't think I killed one, did I? I just
It's fucking noticed.
It's not?
Oh.
Fuck.
I like this is just the farming spot.
Lane Lurker is still waiting, I'll get to him soon!
How about after the priestess I'll try to go kill him again?
Are you not sure this isn't open?
Oh it is!
I thought the door was in front of the fog before.
Gentlemen?
Maybe one more and I feel like that's probably enough for me.
We will be good.
Then I'm going to go pick up my other grass from storage and then we'll be on our way
back to the site.
Very exciting stuff
Nice and this was a big hole
Oh, two of the little guys drop grass.
All right, back to home, then back to the ward.
I'm going to smoke that shit.
I fucking love spaghetti, oh my god.
Okay, let's put the shit in storage.
I'm not going to use that shit, um, put these weapons away.
I'm gonna take my stuff out of storage. Okay
Okay, this looks like a good amount right I have 16 half moon eight full moon
Okay, oh wait, I haven't done up for another level
Actually not a bad soul farming place to
I see more stamina of the lost withdrawal for this mess.
Next, I have a image.
Alright.
Jesus, are you even chewing or swallowing those noodles?
Well, they're already so small.
I just chew them like twice and then swallow them.
You know?
They're tiny.
I just finished the whole can.
It was scrumptious.
A meal of pain.
Gee, man, thanks for the five gifted.
Thank you, Gee Man.
Thank you very much.
W run back.
Okay, all the way down.
on the way down.
Crage, don't troll this- I- when do I ever troll, dude?
When do I ever troll?
Oh my god, this run back is just a full marathon.
Craziness.
What about that one time?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Okay.
Okay.
My souls are still here
Oh, that's also a fake.
What the hell?
Oh, fuck.
Be real.
I guess you could see the health bar.
Oh my fucking god.
God
Are you fucking serious I
Did get my stamina back man?
Let me out
Yay! Okay, that wasn't too... that wasn't hard at all. I got my body back!
And now what? Is that it? Oh. Oh, fuck. Code red! Thanks for the 10!
I would read 10 gifted, thank you so much!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
But I didn't get the item behind the... behind the... the thing.
The tunnel's back in your return.
Now what do you mean by that?
Huh? Shadow, thank you for the gifted. Wait, do y'all think whatever was behind that pedestal
important. I don't want to have to run all the way back, bro. Tunnel time. It's game
It's going to be so stupid, isn't it?
Let me spend my souls first.
I'm going to go get some water.
Beat lady! Beat lady!
Okay, um, maybe one point endurance, one point vitality, and I'll put points in damage soon.
Our demons are thou finished.
Shai!
All right, I know this is what you guys wanted.
I hope you're fucking happy.
Yo, Justin, thanks for the sub.
Okay, I got a full moon grass, it's better than a half moon grass, so.
What about the shortcut? Bro, we know that shit's not a fucking shortcut and it costs so many heals to use.
Now!
I'm good, brother.
I thought you mastered the shortcut.
I did and I realized it was shit.
It's inconsistent.
It costs like 10 million heals to use.
It's not even that much faster.
It is faster, but not like crazy amount.
Rest in peace, bees.
And now I'm rich. I got all the grass in the world
world. What's this guy's name again? I already forgot. The flame, flame worker.
Yeah, the flame worker fuck that guy by the way
Don't worry guys. We're halfway to the boss. I
I know this route by heart now
Almost there
I'm just gonna go back and get the gun.
Where's this fucking bitch at?
All right, we're here
Cool
I can't believe I lived, girl.
I
Oh no.
No!
This guy is way harder than anything else in this game so far.
Well, that was my first try of the day, I guess.
I feel like I'm okay using another stone.
Hey, let's put it on my hot bar, actually.
Uh, should I?
I think I should have it from the start, actually.
I'll just use it to open the door, I think.
Just in case anything goes wrong on my way there, you know.
Is this normally the 7th boss?
Really, but it's the second snow.
They make the world tendency go black when you die in human form, the game gets harder.
He's so hard to kill with only two-thirds of my health bar
That's why he was one-shotting you is it permanent
Yeah
That's so dumb I didn't know about that you're ready in full black
I'm going to powder them all over.
I think I got kind of close.
It was my first try of the day.
So we will see.
Although I feel like I never get it on the second try.
Ow.
Ooh.
Is it worth it?
I don't even have time to use all my grass anyway.
I'm finding that asshole.
Oh.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Interesting.
Use greens for falls anyway, that's true.
hurt to have them, I guess.
Oh man, please, please move!
MOVE, YOU'RE FAT ASS!
Oh, brother.
This game is marvelous.
I can't read the stream title because it's in all caps.
Is that why?
Is that why no one can read it?
It's in all caps.
I understand.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Almost there.
Oh, God.
If I just don't die, I won't have to run back.
I've got so many different types of grass.
Alright, I'm already at max, whatever it's called, so I'm just going to use one of these.
Which one's stronger?
Uh, wait. Greatly record HP, reasonably, of how I sound late to start, I think.
Yep.
Oh fuck, my audio is so fucked.
Oh, I'm alive.
Whoa, I thought I was dead.
You know what?
I think the flame worker will have to wait another day.
My online reset scroll tendencies?
Like switching online and back?
Or how does that work?
Oh, this one's broken.
You have to beat the boss in online mode?
Oh.
I mean, I could do that.
Die in the Nexus.
How do you die in the Nexus?
Oh, you have to kill yourself? I assume.
You have to help others kill bosses. Oh, I see.
I understand. Okay, this looks like a shortcut. That's not yet.
Oh, my god.
Close that.
God, motherfucker.
Julius, thanks for 30 months.
Yeah.
Thanks for 30 months. Yeah. I didn't say it like that year. Thanks, Julius.
Oh
Damn they all have unknown warrior souls
What? Are you fucking serious?
I just got here and there's a missed door over there. Oh, I cam froze
Seems the AI ML functioned
Hello I'm back
Are we going to fight or are we going to go cool?
I can totally get this without dying.
Oh!
Dude, it didn't even give me a chance.
Looking bullshit, man.
I don't remember which way I went.
Okay, I guess we're cool.
Oh, never mind, okay, goodbye.
He fell to the abyss.
He's gone forever.
Is this the way? Yeah, this is the way that I went.
Can I get that item?
I
Think they can
Maybe like on the other side or something
So that was a fake ass
That was a bait
I killed myself for three age spice.
The fucking mana regen item.
I don't even use mana!
I'm sorry for getting mad.
I
Know
What's doing the femoral eyes?
Hello
It gave me like two seconds to react.
Any more goyals?
What are y'all doing?
Stop that!
I don't know what they're doing but it looks evil.
What is that?
What is that?
Uh, what is that?
It's freaky.
Is this the other one?
It looks like it keeps going up, but there's no way to get across it, so I don't know.
Alright, I guess we go down and find someone else to kill guys.
Oh!
Ah!
I'm fine.
I
See the big bulbous guy now, I don't even notice him before
I must break all of his chains
And I'm here.
All right, now I go down, I go just to the right.
The heart beating sounds are fucking crazy.
There's nothing back here.
Age spice, awesome.
Oh, where do I go now?
I'm lost.
There was a path after you broke the first chain.
I thought that the bridge was broken up there.
I mean, it must be.
I've basically checked everywhere else.
This place is a Miyazaki maze.
I wonder if I can just drop down here.
Yeah, because I was in down here.
Have I been this way?
Wait, it's the same path.
I had to really thought I was a genius for a second.
Okay, anything around here, no.
Alright, now you all will have to point out where I'm blind, because to me it looks like
You can't go across here.
Oh wait.
I can't jump in.
You can't jump in this game, bro.
I don't think I can do anything else here.
I
Tell me just that there is no job
I'm sorry, Chris B, thanks for 42 months.
I'm sorry.
Guys, you know my eyes don't work.
You know this.
Meow, meow.
Meow, meow.
Meow.
Okay, I looked at the path, apparently.
Is that the top, or is that the elevator?
I
It's not fucking funny!
It's not fucking funny!
You guys are jerks.
Your jerks and your assholes.
Oh my god, don't, don't sad face me.
So it's fine for you guys to bully me, but I can't, I can't say shit back.
I just have to sit there and cry and take it and say nothing.
I hope you guys do cry.
I've never cried once he wasn't that just saying
Okay.
I'm back
All right, the path is up here, apparently.
I walked over here and I never noticed it.
Is this a shortcut?
There it goes.
We're going down.
I thought the shortcut went up.
There we go.
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
Okay, I assume that's the girl back there.
Who the fuck am I?
I don't like this area! This is scary!
It smells good.
Silly restores MP over time.
Wait, is that moving?
Oh my god, it's moving.
I want to go home.
Oh, uh oh.
What was that?
Hello?
Oh, it's one of these.
I
Just another way to go now
I should have kept fighting the fucking flameworker.
He's running away.
I haven't cooked in like two weeks.
I've just been eating delivery, eating out microwaving shit.
It's bad, bro.
Yeah, I guess for that, I was in LA, but yeah, I'm just running there.
Are you going to play content king?
I've seen Moon Moon was playing it a bit.
Is that a thing about content creators?
I was thinking I wanted to see what that game was,
see if I was interested in playing it.
But I probably want to finish this first.
How do you play it?
There was oils in it.
Oh, wait.
I think I've heard about that.
It's a silly game about
Yeah, I can play it, but I probably don't want to play it before finishing this
Yeah, no
Ugh.
Psy.
You know, X-ray donor, thanks for one year.
Thank you.
12 months have you learned some Mandarin words?
Repeat after me. No.
Oh yeah.
I probably pronounced that wrong.
I don't remember how to pronounce it.
Alright, where's my souls?
Hey! Hey! What?!
I
Just got back
I'm fucking pissed I'm fucking pissed
I'm going back again.
I'm gonna give up.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
I was thinking Bloodbomber's bad.
Yeah, for the runbacks are crazy in this.
Can't even think for the four months.
I mean, I don't know if this is really a runback.
I'm just high on stupid shit.
This was Miyazaki's first game, right?
Or first, like, Souls game.
I don't know if he made stuff before.
And his first Souls.
What was his first game ever like?
King's Field is the first.
I'm not ironing and inferred about it.
Ah!
Fuck off!
Dude, I just thought this was the game that made him popular.
What other kinds of games did he make?
I'm just, I mean I could probably just Google this, but I'm, I don't know, I'm busy.
So I, the armored core games, oh were those before Demon's Halls?
The first one I directed was armored core 4.
I see.
I see.
Imagine saying sigh instead of sighing.
Sigh.
Sigh.
Sigh.
Sigh.
I swear to God if you do this shit to me again, where's my souls?
I'm done being a stupid idiot.
Don't type clueless for that.
How do I get back up on this wooden shit?
Hey!
I don't like the sounds of these things, mate.
Let's go right, this looks more interesting.
Thanks for the gift, Sub.
Thank you.
Easy, oh my fucking god, bro.
I got two dark moongrass.
I don't like that because that implies I would have something to cleanse.
Okay, there's another bait door.
So long as corridor.
Oh my fucking god why is he red?
Invader could be a little.
What, Microsoft?
What?
Oh, my goodness.
I wasted a flaming brass and then got hit.
My life ended up in the sandals.
TBDLol, thanks for good 21 months.
Well, this is 21 months.
Hello!
Dude, imagine this run back, haha!
Oh, hold on.
I'm not falling for that
We'll be all better
It's going way up.
Oh, it's the other one of these.
Hey, guys.
How many chains are there?
Oh god.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Uh.
Okay.
This way.
Oh, this looks like that.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Oh my.
Oh, this looks like that end.
I don't know.
Is it?
Oh, wait.
This is the beginning, right?
Oh, nice.
Okay.
Posture check.
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Oh
Hello feet lady
Okay, I want to go see what the blob thing is and then I think I'm gonna go chill for the night
Oh, hello, hello
Hi there kitty
Roland thanks for the nine months
Are you bald?
I'm XDD. Oh
Thank you for the five gifted. Thank you so much. Oh, don't bite my shoulder
Don't fight. Oh
I think I might take tomorrow off I haven't had like a real day to just chill it out for
a couple of weeks.
It's been like two to four months, but I'll be like Sunday to do cosplay stuff.
I'll play games too.
I might just keep playing this.
I still don't know if I'm feeling a crimson desert.
We'll see how I feel, maybe I'll feel like it.
But I mean, obviously, you know,
I also want to play what people want to watch.
Feels like people are kind of split on crimson.
I mean, I'll just, like if I really want to play,
I don't want to play it anyway,
like I know a lot of people don't like League,
but I mean, at the end of the day,
I'm trying to do a stream, you know.
Oh!
Fuck.
I didn't even know you could do that.
I'm not going to respawn you, you bastard.
Well, that is unfortunate.
Let's see what's down this way.
You were really excited about the game.
I'm not sure you feel it anymore.
Yeah, I was really excited about the game.
I was like, oh, shit, I feel like I'm finally starting to, you know, get into, uh, like
single-player story games with a lot of quests.
Like I played Cyberpunk.
I played the Red Dead games.
I really liked them.
I played a couple others like that.
Yeah, another one's coming out. I'm so excited that it was not what I was expecting at all. But, um, yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
Um, so can I walk on the blob or...
Oh.
Yeah man, I wasn't expecting like to do Red Dead Redemption 2 or something like don't get
me wrong.
I wasn't expecting that but I was like oh this is gonna be a great you know like 40 plus
sour experience. I don't know.
I got a gold mask.
But why would I want to cover this beautiful rat face?
I just did a full circle around, didn't I?
How do I get on top of the blob?
I probably go upstairs then to the area on the right.
I'll play Resident Evil 4!
I just don't know when.
When I feel like it, I'll play it.
Whenever I see that fucking,
fuck-ass, Pac-Man dance emo, I know what's happening.
You know, Pac-Man dance used to be my favorite 7TV emote.
Not anymore!
It hasn't been for a long time.
I hate that emote.
It sucks.
Stop typing it.
So mean.
Well, well I'm not the one who- oh.
Oh.
Yeah, I don't make cries on my list, too.
What the excuse me
8 age spicer, you out of your fucking mind?
I swear they like casters so much in this game, the devs.
Man-eater!
Oh
The runback's not that far, I'm going to give it one more try and then I'm going to
I'm gonna bed I'm gonna bed
No way I died once y'all start standing good stream good stream W stream
Get a fucking grip
Why are you
Excuse me I
I do not stream out of spite.
I stream because I truly love and enjoy every moment with all the genuineness that my heart
has to offer.
I do.
I'm trolling, but I do mean it.
when I play souls dude if I really hated souls games why would I always be the
one to bring up playing them first except for Liza P I I don't know why I
just did not click with that game I probably will give another chance in the
future though
Okay now, now more people are going to have good stamina to do one more try out of spite
again.
Dude, I thought that the red highlighted invaders always disappeared.
I guess not for the Pthulah guys.
Asian hacks, thanks for the nine months.
That one didn't count.
It didn't count.
Can you move your fat ass out of the fucking bridge?
Oh my god!
Charisma, thanks for the 4 months.
I'm going to have to get my claymore repaired soon.
I have some stones in the storage.
This really is the last attempt though, I want to go to bed.
Where's like a thula guy?
No you can't go ahead and stream now let me get a retweet in cat xpd.
I can't end stream now because what if this attempt, I really kill him.
That would be so sad.
Wasted potential.
You know?
Okay.
Oh
Our girls won't play no
What was that?
Oh my god.
Don't do it.
I'm scared I hate this camera angle, bro.
Where are you going?
Aige.
well ladies and gentlemen I did kill him he just had a twin brother how fucking
stupid is that well I'm going to bed but I will keep playing this on Sunday or
tomorrow if I stream tomorrow but I feel like I'm probably gonna just take a day
off tomorrow just in stream buddy shut up all right well thank you guys for
watching today I will be back on Sunday I'm gonna do cosplay with some of the
girls, water and catchy, and then I will play games. It'll be cool. Code, thank you for the 10!
Thank you so much! Uh, yeah, if you're new, don't forget to follow the stream and such.
Alright, well I have fun today.
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