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Emiru

03-25-2026 · 7h 25m

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[00:03:37] I don't wanna judge

[00:03:41] If it makes you feel bad

[00:03:45] Seeing me so tense

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[00:09:29] Clothes up my window

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[00:09:34] Do you mind if I could?

[00:09:36] It'll all be great

[00:09:38] Put your picture on my wall

[00:09:41] If it reminds me

[00:09:43] That it's not so bad

[00:09:45] It's not so bad

[00:10:29] I was a journalist before we met, not everyone understood the words of your friends.

[00:10:49] In the possessive it isn't nice

[00:10:53] You've heard me saying that smoking was my only bite

[00:10:57] But now it isn't true

[00:11:01] Now everything is new

[00:11:05] And all I've learned has overlapped

[00:11:07] And I'll be with you

[00:11:13] Don't go wasting your time

[00:11:17] It was like shooting a steady duck.

[00:11:19] A little small took a smaller than a baby.

[00:11:21] I was stuck.

[00:11:47] What you've done was me

[00:11:49] I've grown up warm and you've never fall so easily

[00:11:54] I'm still a kind of fear

[00:11:57] When I don't have your name

[00:12:00] I'm still a Hesbite

[00:12:02] I still love you

[00:12:03] I'm still a Hesbite

[00:12:08] Don't always get your hands on me

[00:12:47] Don't go wasting your emotions, lay all your love on me.

[00:13:37] Oh, that's the thing.

[00:13:39] Oh, now to my mind.

[00:13:42] Take it home.

[00:13:44] Come on home.

[00:13:46] Come on home.

[00:13:48] Together around the world,

[00:13:50] my sleep will bring you to the new world.

[00:13:54] Now to last forever.

[00:13:56] Paint it on the sky.

[00:13:58] Take it home.

[00:14:00] Take it home.

[00:14:02] Take it home.

[00:14:05] There's plenty of it.

[00:14:07] That's my love.

[00:14:09] That's the thing to do.

[00:14:11] That's my love.

[00:14:13] Take me home.

[00:14:15] Untruth.

[00:14:17] Untruth.

[00:14:19] Take me home.

[00:14:21] There's plenty of it.

[00:14:23] That's my love.

[00:14:25] That's my love.

[00:14:27] Take me home.

[00:14:29] Untruth.

[00:14:31] Untruth.

[00:14:33] We go, run, we go, run, we go, run, we go

[00:14:36] Don't stand around, throw in life's peace

[00:14:39] Under rocks, take me home

[00:14:43] To space, I belong

[00:14:47] West Virginia, mountain mama

[00:14:50] Take me home, under rocks

[00:14:54] Under rocks, take me home

[00:14:58] To space, I belong

[00:15:32] The first nigga that I'm grinding

[00:15:34] What's with the rags with my fuckin' like E.T.T.s on Army

[00:15:36] All so loud this shit crazy

[00:15:38] Y'all don't know that don't shit phase

[00:15:39] Next we go, 032 when I'm lookin' to you like this shit great

[00:15:43] All so loud this shit playin' it

[00:15:44] Wayne E. Boop be handle

[00:15:46] Don't so loud this shit be handle

[00:15:47] It's only right that we be freein' it

[00:15:49] Cyclo, I'm vibin' with the microphone

[00:15:51] Take a pic, Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, Game 6

[00:16:02] M.A.R.U. is a live music commercial.

[00:16:09] Super Curator.

[00:16:15] Got some catch up.

[00:16:32] That's the truck.

[00:16:34] That's the truck.

[00:17:06] Coming in the bad old style

[00:17:10] It's only right you can stand and have it out

[00:17:13] Jetsuit, Zyce, Jordan, G6

[00:17:16] Jetsuit, Zyce, Jordan, G6

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[00:24:06] and I'm probably gonna do a long stream today, so.

[00:24:10] I am curious about it.

[00:24:11] I'm interested to see how they like China.

[00:24:16] So yeah, I don't know.

[00:24:19] Who won?

[00:24:20] Well then don't watch during it, it's okay.

[00:24:23] Sally Coco, thank you for the six months.

[00:24:25] The Hannah looks great on you.

[00:24:26] Thank you.

[00:24:28] Yeah, I like it.

[00:24:30] I don't know.

[00:24:32] Maybe people are right

[00:24:33] and I should get rid of my bangs,

[00:24:35] but they're just like, they're just a part of me.

[00:24:38] There are four episodes out and there are 40 minutes each.

[00:24:44] Well, I didn't know it was like a crazy long series.

[00:24:46] I thought it was like one video for all of China,

[00:24:50] but I guess that wouldn't make sense.

[00:24:53] That'd be such a waste.

[00:24:55] I don't know.

[00:24:56] Yeah, maybe I can watch one of them.

[00:24:57] I don't know.

[00:24:58] Yo, A-Rail, it really, oh my gosh.

[00:25:02] A rail in Everon.

[00:25:05] I probably messed up your name, I'm sorry. Thank you for the prime.

[00:25:08] Thank you, thank you.

[00:25:10] Okay, great you're here, but where's Leon?

[00:25:12] Oh my god!

[00:25:13] Dude, it's been the worst arc!

[00:25:16] The worst arc of stream bits recently!

[00:25:18] It's always Emmy turn on the TV, I'm bored.

[00:25:21] Emmy, where's Leon Kennedy?

[00:25:23] Oh my god, shut up!

[00:25:25] Shut the fuck up!

[00:25:26] Oh my god.

[00:25:28] I started getting people on stream and other places to be like, oh you should cosplay Leon!

[00:25:34] Like bro, no, do you see me?

[00:25:37] I'm gonna be like the scrawnyest Leon ever, it's gonna look horrible!

[00:25:41] Oh my fucking gosh!

[00:25:44] No!

[00:25:46] You're strong enough- dude!

[00:25:48] I- dude!

[00:25:49] What?

[00:25:50] Like, okay, I can get away with Link because Link is kind of, you know, but I- I don't

[00:25:58] Oh dude, do you see my arms? Who the fuck cares? Are you having muscles?

[00:26:03] You don't think all the Leon fans are gonna be like, oh my god, you're way too-

[00:26:08] You're- dude, no, those Leon fans are crazy. Oh my god. Oh also, I got, um, this is a thanks for 16 months

[00:26:16] I got my, um, doctor

[00:26:19] results back yesterday

[00:26:22] The ones that, um, Jacobson I should show on stream

[00:26:25] I could but they're honestly so fucking boring because

[00:26:31] Everything about me is normal

[00:26:34] I know you guys can't believe it, but yes everything about me is normal

[00:26:40] Although I will say although everything's in the normal range. It's mostly in the lower range of normal

[00:26:49] all the like

[00:26:51] Uh, like, minerals. I don't know if they're minerals.

[00:26:54] Stuff like that.

[00:26:55] Also, I don't have syphilis.

[00:26:59] H- and I don't have HIV or what's the other one.

[00:27:04] Gloria! Wow, can I get some congrats?

[00:27:07] Hello, Commander.

[00:27:08] I don't have syphilis.

[00:27:10] Yay!

[00:27:11] I'm feeling okay today.

[00:27:12] Fire rescue guy, hello!

[00:27:14] Hope you're having a good day too.

[00:27:17] Thank you.

[00:27:18] Guys, none of you showed up to my 26th birthday, people said to me, you know, how hard it was to tell the way to the table, I reserved for 20,000 to be cancelled, Emily.

[00:27:28] Wow, after you guys were like, don't invite Emmy to the birthday party, no one showed up.

[00:27:33] Show us what kind of people you guys are.

[00:27:36] Fucking assholes.

[00:27:38] Oh my fucking god.

[00:27:41] Oh my fucking god.

[00:27:43] I might talk about the good news I got yesterday too, but I don't usually share it. It's kind of like personal stuff

[00:27:50] But it's it's very exciting dream infinity. Thanks for the 7 months. Thank you. I think you're an awesome person

[00:27:57] Thank you. I'll just I think it's fine. So um, I don't really usually talk about stuff like this on stream

[00:28:02] But I'm really excited so I wanted to share it. You should get this. It's two feet tall. Oh, thank you

[00:28:09] Give it like

[00:28:13] Honestly need to stop giving you the dollars. Please feel happy if you only see prime subs

[00:28:19] You look like you're Raspberry ripple ice cream though

[00:28:26] My fucking god, what was I saying? I was not sure short attention span now what the fuck happened to me

[00:28:33] Infinite snow thanks for 31 months. Hey, Emmy any plans for new merch?

[00:28:38] Melissa did ask me about that, but I think that people don't really care about streamer

[00:28:44] merch anymore.

[00:28:45] Oh, the good news!

[00:28:46] Okay, so this is going to be kind of long, but yeah, I don't really talk about something

[00:28:51] that's on stream because it's like kind of personal stuff, but yeah, I was super excited.

[00:28:55] I got some super good news.

[00:28:56] So I think like two years ago, a really, really good friend of mine that I've known

[00:29:02] for like, I think like 15 years, got super, super, super sick.

[00:29:10] And he had a condition where like he literally couldn't eat, like his throat wouldn't work.

[00:29:16] And he, he's not like a small guy or anything.

[00:29:19] He was like, he's like 6'3", like a bigger guy.

[00:29:22] He lost like over a hundred pounds.

[00:29:25] He wasn't fat or anything too.

[00:29:27] Like it was it was crazy and also

[00:29:30] He and his mom aren't like super well financially off and

[00:29:36] We all thought that like he probably wasn't ever gonna get better because he was going through surgeries for like

[00:29:42] Years and the doctors were like we don't know what's wrong with you like they thought it was acid reflux

[00:29:46] But just like nothing would fix it and since he's not super well off me and we have another friend in our group

[00:29:53] who is pretty like well off too because he, I mean he's pretty cool, he does cyber security

[00:30:01] stuff for a pretty well known big company so me and this other guy, sorry I'm choking on

[00:30:07] my spit, me and this other guy we were paying for all of this other friends surgeries and

[00:30:13] medical bills and stuff because, because I mean I think everyone knows health insurance

[00:30:18] America is fucking horrible and there's like things like oh well you can't have

[00:30:23] insurance if you're not working like he literally can't work you can't even get

[00:30:27] a bed like because he's like us like skeletal now but anyway so I was like I

[00:30:33] never really say anything about on stream but I was always like stressed

[00:30:36] about this friend and I was like paying for his surgeries and his medicine and

[00:30:40] stuff and like I would get so sad about I was like crying about all the time

[00:30:43] but I would still talk to him all the time and I remember when the Geo words

[00:30:47] happened so this was in like December he messaged me and he was like dude Emmy I

[00:30:52] have to live so that I can play the new divinity came when it comes out and I

[00:30:58] remember that breaking my heart so much and I was like oh no like if you can't

[00:31:02] play that I'm gonna have to play it for him and like I cried so much after it

[00:31:07] oh my gosh but um so the good news was um he I think it was like two months

[00:31:12] ago he recently the doctors were basically like yeah we can't like let

[00:31:16] just gone any longer. They did a surgery on him to attach like a permanent, like, tooth

[00:31:22] feeding thing to him. Like, he was already getting tooth fed sometimes. Like, he got

[00:31:25] to go to the emergency room all the time for them to literally, like, manually hydrate

[00:31:30] him because he couldn't even drink water. He'd have to spend, like, hours, uh, drinking

[00:31:35] water or, like, eating melted ice cream because that was all he could eat. I mean,

[00:31:39] I mean, I was so fucking bad but he's been on the two feeding and he gains, like, 40 pounds back already and he's...

[00:31:47] And yesterday he messaged me, he was like, I mean, guess what?

[00:31:51] Today I helped my mom deliver groceries for people and I went for a walk with our other friend.

[00:31:57] And I was just like, oh, I'm so happy because it seems like he's gonna be able to recover just fine.

[00:32:02] And he's probably gonna be, like, on two feeding forever.

[00:32:05] that um

[00:32:08] He's this is kind of

[00:32:10] Kind of funny like sad no, I guess but he said that the doctor said it's fine for him

[00:32:17] He can still enjoy the taste of food even though his throat muscles don't work

[00:32:21] He didn't like he might not be able to eat properly again

[00:32:25] So what our friends will do is they'll just go to his house in order delivery and he'll just

[00:32:30] chew the food and then spit it out which is like it's kind of sad I'm like well

[00:32:35] at least you can eat and gain weight

[00:32:36] and move she and move she and move she

[00:32:39] he's like oh my god I haven't tasted like I haven't tasted sushi or like a sandwich

[00:32:45] in like a year and a half and I was just like oh I'm just so happy it's so

[00:32:49] awesome thank you thank you Don one yeah so just very happy cuz yeah it

[00:32:56] It was like very very sad thing and yeah, he's gonna be fine. I think

[00:33:03] Yeah, very good news

[00:33:06] And yeah, you'll be able to play divinity now

[00:33:10] Yeah

[00:33:11] Very cool

[00:33:13] Like oh my god

[00:33:14] I think like the most that I cried him like so long was like thinking about like oh my god

[00:33:19] Like if he didn't get better and then like having fun

[00:33:22] well I'm gonna play Divinity anyway but like playing it and I was like oh my god

[00:33:27] because I'm not really a completionist in games but he is I was like oh I'm gonna

[00:33:32] feel like I have to complete everything and like I cried so much that was in

[00:33:36] like December but yeah he's doing a lot better now I mean part of why I was so

[00:33:40] bad I think because his doctors were just like fucking awful like he had one

[00:33:43] I'm Doctor who I think just like didn't give a shit.

[00:33:47] Oh, yeah.

[00:33:51] But yeah, so that's the good news.

[00:33:53] He's doing fine now.

[00:33:56] And also, it pisses me off because if it weren't for

[00:34:02] him being friends with people with disposable income

[00:34:05] like me and his other friend, the cybersecurity guy,

[00:34:10] his mom would either just have to like go into insane debt or he might have just

[00:34:15] died because he might not have wanted to book all those appointments if he could

[00:34:20] have paid for them but I mean that's just the world we live in I guess very

[00:34:24] fucking horrible place I don't know yeah you pay or die we're just going to

[00:34:30] insane debt but yeah he's doing a lot better now yeah yeah I don't know like

[00:34:37] All the things that you know, I think most of us take for granted. He was so excited about him

[00:34:43] It's like oh yesterday me and other friend we went to the park and we did two laps

[00:34:48] And he was so excited because he's just been stuck in his house not able to move or really do anything

[00:34:55] for a super long time

[00:34:57] Yeah

[00:34:59] Very very cool and good

[00:35:01] Anyway, I just want to talk about that because I was so happy, so, yeah, very cool, I don't

[00:35:16] know what to say now, but yeah.

[00:35:18] Smoking Yeti, thank you for the five months and insult, thank you for the prime, which

[00:35:22] was very cool.

[00:35:24] He he so good good times and now I'm gonna play games today Milper thank you for the

[00:35:34] Fine, thank you much appreciated

[00:35:41] Did the rats escape? I hear one of them

[00:35:58] Observing and watching little rat

[00:36:04] Righta!

[00:36:12] I put the hand out and she comes to get pet, like the little rat that she is.

[00:36:17] She's just a little baby rat.

[00:36:19] Oh, thank you for the fine gift, thank you.

[00:36:22] She don't know you little bro.

[00:36:24] I literally be her so she can live and exist.

[00:36:27] Like look at her bro.

[00:36:30] Without me she, oh there's Cheddar.

[00:36:33] Where the?

[00:36:35] How did he just emerge like that?

[00:36:38] You know, Mac Duff, thank you for the 21 months.

[00:36:40] Thank you.

[00:36:41] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[00:36:43] Am I crazy or do I actually kind of look like

[00:36:45] I'm balding with this one?

[00:36:48] I feel like, actually it's not that close to my skin tone.

[00:36:51] I think I'm crazy.

[00:36:54] Better come here.

[00:36:55] I don't know what the sun's doing.

[00:36:57] Ugh.

[00:36:59] Kind of felt that we're in good.

[00:37:02] No, so crusty!

[00:37:05] So crusty!

[00:37:07] He's so crusty!

[00:37:10] Oh, he's so good!

[00:37:12] Yeah, he's got his cat herpes.

[00:37:16] He's got his cat herpes.

[00:37:18] Oh, but he's so good.

[00:37:21] I mean, yeah, I know you guys won't believe me,

[00:37:23] but my blood work came back and I am literally completely normal.

[00:37:27] There's literally nothing about me that is abnormal.

[00:37:30] the most boring blood work ever.

[00:37:34] So, I mean, I don't think I have to show it.

[00:37:39] I don't think you have to show it.

[00:37:41] Sus, no autism.

[00:37:42] Why would blood work show autism on it?

[00:37:46] What is wrong with you guys?

[00:37:49] Iron?

[00:37:51] Well, isn't iron like hemoglobin or whatever?

[00:37:54] I, there was like something for like globin on my thing

[00:37:58] And it was in the normal range, just on the lower range.

[00:38:02] So I think that's what it was.

[00:38:05] They gave me a list, it was just this giant lab work thing

[00:38:10] and there was no exhalations for anything.

[00:38:12] So I just read it and tried to understand it.

[00:38:15] And you're like, oh, this is the normal range

[00:38:17] and this is your, so I'm normal.

[00:38:22] I'm normal, it's how viscous your blood is.

[00:38:28] Well my blood is a normal amount of Viscous that I guess High Cortisol though!

[00:38:34] You guys are the ones who have High Cortisol.

[00:38:37] I'm just literally just constantly chilling.

[00:38:40] Constantly happy.

[00:38:44] Constantly...

[00:38:48] I don't know.

[00:38:52] What level of fur you did at show?

[00:38:54] The normal level!

[00:38:55] You know high level are the function so normally I do function normal

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[00:41:55] We would talk about it, it would be like such depressing conversations, because that's

[00:42:06] like our one length, you know, but he's fine now, so.

[00:42:09] Did your psychiatrist also said that you're normal?

[00:42:12] I don't have a psychiatrist, I don't need one, thank you very much.

[00:42:18] God knows, thanks for 42 bucks!

[00:42:20] Thank you, thank you, thank you very much!

[00:42:25] Yeah, before when he would, the sick farm message would be like,

[00:42:29] Oh, I, um, it's like an example, he'd be like,

[00:42:32] I was able to drink a whole protein shake today or something,

[00:42:38] and I'd be like, that's so good!

[00:42:40] And I would be generally happy, but it'd be like such a small thing, you know,

[00:42:44] but now it's like, oh, I gained 50 pounds back.

[00:42:47] So, you know, way better! Sonic Shadow, thanks for 46 months.

[00:42:55] Yeah, the voices said she's normal, guys. They do. They do tell me that I'm normal.

[00:43:02] What do you guys tell us? Cause no one's telling you that you're normal.

[00:43:06] So, yeah.

[00:43:10] All this is getting a swirl next week since you wanted a fundraise for a cat.

[00:43:15] For a cat.

[00:43:19] Oh, yeah, because I asked about a cat enclosure. Wait! Wait, I want to go see the serval. Oh my gosh.

[00:43:29] It'd be fun to fundraise again, because I want to hit the 100k raise for charity for the YTM.

[00:43:39] Thanks for the 17 months. It'll be there in a week. Oh my gosh. I will ask if I can go

[00:43:45] Oh, thanks for 42 months.

[00:43:47] Hi, Amy.

[00:43:48] Are you and Maya still doing a camping stream after Texas is getting hot?

[00:43:52] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:43:54] Yeah, I actually forgot about that, but I got mine about it yesterday.

[00:43:58] And I'm supposed to ask you guys where we could think we should go.

[00:44:04] I ate two bananas and grapes and watermelon a pair today, dude, that's so fucking

[00:44:08] sick.

[00:44:09] Yesterday I ate strawberries and blueberries and an avocado and a sweet potato and other stuff too.

[00:44:18] I had two hot pockets before I went to bed and it was fucking awesome.

[00:44:22] Okay, well somewhere in the United States, Alaska would be so sick, but it's so far away.

[00:44:33] I feel like maybe if we get a group to go to Alaska, I don't know.

[00:44:38] I want to go somewhere that's like beautiful beautiful nature because I

[00:44:44] Know this because it was charged to my business credit card Jacob bought a giant backpack

[00:44:51] That attaches a was it called a star link to it

[00:44:56] So it was supposed to be for something like that or like, you know, you know how Sina went to Iceland apparently

[00:45:03] I think his name's Thor said that we could all go out there

[00:45:06] So I don't know if that's gonna happen.

[00:45:10] It's a giant massive backpack with a mount on it that angles the Starlink up at the sky.

[00:45:23] Because apparently when Rosie and Sina went to Iceland, Rosie had the Starlink duct tape

[00:45:28] to the backpack, right?

[00:45:31] But apparently that's not supposed to work because if it's taped to the backpack, it's

[00:45:35] like sending out like straight like not up to the sky so Jacob was saying he thinks

[00:45:41] that they it was like a good area they got kind of lucky but if we were gonna be

[00:45:45] in the middle of fucking nowhere you need that shit pointed to space so now he

[00:45:49] has this stupid huge backpack that I paid for yeah I think Sven has one of

[00:45:55] them I think that Nick might have one of those backpacks too I went to Costa

[00:46:00] I mean I'm down to go somewhere crazy, but I think that she'd probably want to make it into a group then which I'd be fine with

[00:46:07] Maybe we can invite like Emily and some other people

[00:46:11] Anonymous, thank you for the two gifts in an attache get to the sub sub pink

[00:46:16] Thank you

[00:46:21] Well, I mean I was thinking like a road trip like we drive somewhere in Texas

[00:46:28] not like fly across the world. I feel like now the expectations are too high.

[00:46:35] Yeah, I don't know.

[00:46:44] Grand Canyon would be cool. I don't know. Mars or wheat riot? I would love to go to

[00:46:52] Mars or the moon but that's probably never gonna happen. Don't forget guys my

[00:46:59] dream is to go to space but maybe maybe when I'm like you know 80 or something

[00:47:06] I can go to the moon or is that too soon you think since that's in like 40

[00:47:10] years. What do you guys think? Maybe that's too soon.

[00:47:21] oh my gosh I think that some people because Simba posts a lot of shorts of

[00:47:28] me calling myself like 40 45 or whatever I remember I think that some

[00:47:33] people actually believe it because now I get comments that are like you know

[00:47:36] she's literally 40 right but I don't know if they're saying that because they

[00:47:40] actually believe it or because like pushing 30 doesn't hit the same anymore

[00:47:44] because they say that about everyone so maybe like they had to update you know

[00:47:48] Like maybe sooner will be pushing 50. I don't know. Regalty, thank you for the gifted. Thank you so much

[00:47:56] I don't know

[00:47:59] I'm not sure. Beepo, thanks for 38 months. Thank you. You're almost 50

[00:48:09] Yes, I am I'm not actually 40. You know what? I am 40. I'm literally 40

[00:48:18] No, I kind of wish I was 4, I mean someday I'll be 40, I mean if I were 40 and looked

[00:48:25] exactly the same, I feel like that'd be kind of awesome because you'd have so much money

[00:48:30] say you can do anything you want, I would just, I'm gonna say I'd be doing stuff all

[00:48:35] the time but I'm not sure that's a lie, I'd probably still be like doing the same

[00:48:39] shit, nevermind, what am I talking about, it'd probably be the same, but you look

[00:48:44] older and you have more health problems and more of your friends and family are dead.

[00:48:50] Things only get better, guys! Yay! Yippee!

[00:48:58] Or maybe you'll have new friends. I'm kidding!

[00:49:02] This is very important, and you need to get it.

[00:49:04] It's over two feet tall, M.H.I.A.

[00:49:06] I can see the name of the lake.

[00:49:09] It's...

[00:49:10] Mark Studio Leon Scott Kennedy Resident Evil.

[00:49:14] Hold on, I'm trying to copy paste it.

[00:49:16] Don't fall for it, Chats.

[00:49:17] We all know M.A. is 40.

[00:49:21] That's true.

[00:49:23] It's true, guys.

[00:49:24] Oh

[00:49:31] Call me face to the work Regal T. Thanks for another gifted. Thank you so kind

[00:49:54] Oh my fucking god, I mean two feet tall

[00:50:03] 500 bucks I feel like for two feet tall for a figure that's not even crazy

[00:50:12] Guys I'm not getting it some zero things for 19 months

[00:50:16] Dude you guys are gonna like oh my god

[00:50:18] You guys are gonna peer pressure me until looking like the biggest Leon Kennedy simp when I don't even simp for men

[00:50:24] By the way, I don't and you guys are gonna make me look like the biggest like Leon freak ever

[00:50:32] I'm not getting it dude. I already got the fucking blade wolf statue. Oh my god. Don't I think for that? Oh my gosh

[00:50:40] So you simp for women?

[00:50:42] Yeah, so I

[00:50:45] Don't know like I do like guys, you know like there's there's guys that you know

[00:50:50] They're cool, I support them, but it's not the same as having like the the enthrallment towards the grog.

[00:51:20] you

[00:51:50] you

[00:52:20] you

[00:52:50] you

[00:53:20] you

[00:53:50] you

[00:54:20] you

[00:54:50] you

[00:55:20] you

[00:55:50] you

[00:56:20] you

[00:56:50] Oh my gosh.

[00:56:57] Guys, get off the website, I'm trying to look.

[00:57:08] Oh my gosh.

[00:57:10] You guys are fucking freaks!

[00:57:12] Freaks!

[00:57:13] Freaks everywhere!

[00:57:15] Oh my gosh.

[00:57:18] Is the agent cosplay stream happening? I'm down to cosplay with them

[00:57:24] I'm down to cosplay with whoever

[00:57:27] Although recently I did get asked about doing a very very large cosplay group

[00:57:34] Like 10 people

[00:57:37] I don't know if I could do that. I haven't responded yet, but I think I'm gonna say yeah

[00:57:41] But if some of them can source their own stuff

[00:57:45] you know

[00:57:46] Zero, thank you for the 19 months.

[00:57:49] Oh wait, I think it's...

[00:57:50] Wait, is this something to do with that?

[00:57:53] Yeah, it'd be cool, right?

[00:57:57] But it's a lot of people.

[00:58:00] I think I can do it.

[00:58:01] I was just like,

[00:58:02] everyone else can't do everything.

[00:58:05] They think that I just go into my closet

[00:58:09] and summon clothes.

[00:58:11] Not bad, but there's so many streamers I've done so with that, like, oh my god.

[00:58:18] Like, people will be like, I'm coming into town tomorrow, do you want a cosplay? I'm like, what am I supposed to do?!

[00:58:25] What are you hoping to do?! Like, if it's a girl with the same size, then yes, 100% I can do that.

[00:58:31] Because I already have tons of clothes.

[00:58:33] But if it's like, a dude that's like, waving at me, it's like, what are you hoping to do?!

[00:58:37] What am I supposed to do?!

[00:58:38] Oh my gosh, Smushy, thanks for the 53 months.

[00:58:42] I think my words broke.

[00:58:45] Oh, Smushy, thanks for 53 months.

[00:58:47] Freakle, thank you, I-R-L-I-D-Bad, thank you.

[00:58:52] Only pink, only girls.

[00:58:54] That's not a pink thing, let's just,

[00:58:56] let's just common sense.

[00:58:59] Oh my God.

[00:59:02] It's common sense.

[00:59:04] I'm adding the speed note to the red star chat.

[00:59:20] Hello? Hello?

[00:59:26] Hello?

[00:59:29] Hi guys.

[00:59:33] I actually made the website crash, I can't access it either.

[00:59:37] Well are you guys happy?

[00:59:40] Now no one's getting anything from the website!

[00:59:45] God!

[00:59:47] I mean I did not break it.

[00:59:53] It was you guys who broke it.

[00:59:56] I didn't do shit.

[01:00:00] Everyone buying neon figures.

[01:00:01] Oh yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure. Yeah, I completely, I completely, I completely believe that.

[01:00:18] Well, anyway. Scrandle!

[01:00:24] Daily Click-a-forcing.

[01:00:31] Why is this camera so small?

[01:00:35] It's just the famous that everything you do is trending era.

[01:00:38] Fucking tongue of fucker!

[01:00:42] Fucker!

[01:00:45] Fuckin' shit.

[01:00:46] It's too late, I don't know.

[01:00:47] It's not over 10 minutes.

[01:00:49] I like it at the fork or something.

[01:00:52] Why does game screen scrunch up like that?

[01:00:58] Freaking force in.

[01:01:00] Oh my gosh.

[01:01:01] Up down oh, I forgot to bring up this stream for yesterday Emily you're off this stream

[01:01:08] Where they literally had to find a needle in a haystack. I was like, bro. I love that. That's so funny up down

[01:01:19] Go ahead other hand

[01:01:24] Our hands aren't

[01:01:28] I watched for okay

[01:01:30] I saw a part where Emily like

[01:01:33] She had a thing where when people gifted her 10 subs they had to spin a wheel your turn now

[01:01:37] I'm not doing that shit

[01:01:39] Or if people get the 10 subs she had to spin a punishment wheel. She had to put honey all over both sides of her hands

[01:01:47] Fucking god bro do it. I'm not doing that

[01:01:52] I'm not doing that. Sorry

[01:01:54] If I wanted to do something like this, I would just do like a Crimson Desert marathon or something.

[01:02:01] Sorry. I just stopped hating on it. I heard that it's a better game. I heard that it's better.

[01:02:05] I heard that it improved. Actually, you know how he messaged me about that last night?

[01:02:09] August messaged me and he was like, bro, Crimson Desert is actually good.

[01:02:13] And he said the classic thing, but he was not joking. He was like, it's actually really good after 10 hours then.

[01:02:19] I was like August 10th. I'm not I'm not doing that. He's like no trust me. It's so good

[01:02:26] I was like oh my god, bro. I can't do it. I can't do it, bro

[01:02:32] No

[01:02:34] Fricking August man

[01:02:39] I

[01:02:41] Don't I don't know like I I just can't devote hours to games like that unless I'm loving it the whole time anymore

[01:02:48] You know

[01:02:53] Why is it so quiet I can't resist

[01:02:57] League of Legends also gets really good with $1,000 in

[01:03:02] True League of Legends also gets good

[01:03:05] Is this supposed to be quiet? I think the clip is fucked or something

[01:03:13] Let's get that pie shit

[01:03:15] Yeah, but that was fun.

[01:03:16] All right, right now, these are the first 100 numbers of pi.

[01:03:21] 3.141592653589739323846.

[01:03:25] Oh, he stopped moving.

[01:03:27] 832795028841.

[01:03:34] Do I have to?

[01:03:36] Is this accurate, though?

[01:03:37] Is this accurate?

[01:03:38] I have to pull it up.

[01:03:39] We have to check first 100 digits.

[01:03:43] i bet that it is but it means so it's so much more impressive you can see the uh...

[01:03:48] the comparison you know

[01:03:51] i believe that it is but let's see

[01:03:58] but you get that pie shit

[01:04:01] yeah that was fine

[01:04:02] right now

[01:04:04] you just want to talk to me

[01:04:06] 3.1415926535897932384626433

[01:04:12] eight three two seven nine five zero two eight eight

[01:04:16] uh four one

[01:04:19] oh my god do I have to? oh my god this is crazy

[01:04:23] why? uh nine seven

[01:04:27] six nine three

[01:04:30] nine nine

[01:04:34] oh my god three seven

[01:04:37] do you just be saying random numbers I wouldn't even know

[01:04:40] I know, but she's not.

[01:04:43] We're all right.

[01:04:45] Pretty good, right?

[01:04:47] How do you?

[01:04:48] Wow, okay, so she did do first 100,

[01:04:50] but she did like half of them, that's crazy.

[01:04:53] Wow, that was really good.

[01:04:55] Oh my God, no hecking way.

[01:04:58] No hecking way.

[01:04:59] What?

[01:05:00] HBO Max Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.

[01:05:12] Why?

[01:05:13] I told you.

[01:05:16] Wait, I got spoiled.

[01:05:21] Snape has dreads?

[01:05:23] I'm dead.

[01:05:24] There's no way, right?

[01:05:26] There's no way.

[01:05:27] I told you.

[01:05:29] Told you I gotta watch this now. I gotta watch

[01:05:45] You think you're something special

[01:05:49] There is nothing special

[01:05:51] It looks like you it does look like Daniel

[01:05:58] I put this like off you know I've always wanted to know about my parents

[01:06:07] your parents for the kindest bravest people I ever met. Oh my god on the

[01:06:11] subway is it the train or the subway?

[01:06:15] They stood up for what they believed was right

[01:06:20] The next time I see you, we'll be in Hogwarts.

[01:06:41] Mr. Potter.

[01:06:44] I think we can expect great things from you.

[01:06:50] Alright, worst snake, I gotta see the grass.

[01:06:55] Let's see who you are.

[01:07:00] Yo, Yoshi, thanks for 52 months!

[01:07:12] Are you really Harry Potter?

[01:07:17] You missed it?

[01:07:23] Wait, where?

[01:07:25] Where's Snape?

[01:07:33] Where?

[01:07:35] Where?

[01:07:39] Later?

[01:07:42] Here?

[01:07:51] Oh, that's Snape!

[01:07:54] Oh, like you can tell because of the hand claw.

[01:07:58] Man, they made Snape into a... a dread head.

[01:08:02] I don't- that's an interesting- because I feel like for every other actor they tried to basically

[01:08:10] cast someone who looks like- I don't want to say scuffed because that sounds like I'm

[01:08:15] hating on how they look, I'm not.

[01:08:17] It's like they tried to cast someone who looks like a less distinct version of the

[01:08:23] original actor.

[01:08:24] But I don't know, it's just- I feel like it's just too popular of a series.

[01:08:32] to like recreate it and have it done well. AI version? No it's not they're not

[01:08:40] scuffed but it's just it just feels off I don't know you know what I mean I don't

[01:08:47] know I'm sorry he looks too he looks too like he's like cool like I don't know

[01:09:00] Like, I don't feel like Snape would take care of his hair to have that kind of dreads.

[01:09:08] I don't know.

[01:09:09] I don't know.

[01:09:11] Because for that kind of dreads, don't you have to take care of them, kind of, so that

[01:09:20] they grow out like that?

[01:09:23] I guess I wouldn't know.

[01:09:24] I've never had dreads before.

[01:09:26] I'm just assuming.

[01:09:27] I don't know. Yeah? I don't know. It just doesn't seem right. And then McGonagall's like...

[01:09:38] She looks like the original actress. I can't remember her name off the top of my head right

[01:09:42] now but it's just... it's just off. I don't know. I don't know. He looks like he was

[01:09:51] taken from Twilight? Yeah, actually he looks like one of the um, what are they called? Are

[01:09:58] they called the Volturi? The like, evil vampires or whatever? I don't know. I don't know. I haven't

[01:10:08] seen Twilight in a long time. So I couldn't say, I guess. I don't know. The original

[01:10:17] Snape was unbeatable. Yeah, the original Dumbledore. I don't know. I can't see it.

[01:10:28] A baby kangaroo is born about the size of a jelly bean. At that stage, it's

[01:10:33] completely hairless, blind, and barely developed. I don't know that was so small.

[01:10:37] The tiny joe has to crawl on its own through its mother's fur and into the

[01:10:42] patch. Yo, great. That broke thing's cute too. The nipple actually swells

[01:10:47] That's a kangaroo with a bug!

[01:10:49] That's a kangaroo with a bug!

[01:11:09] Uh-huh!

[01:11:11] Its body begins to change dramatically.

[01:11:13] The powerful hind legs kangaroos

[01:11:15] are known for start developing,

[01:11:17] along with a thick muscular tail

[01:11:19] that helps them balance while hopping.

[01:11:21] Adult kangaroos can trap some friends and cats this way.

[01:11:24] Reaching speeds,

[01:11:25] that's a very fine mouthfile.

[01:11:26] It's why was he so muscular,

[01:11:26] and lounging like that?

[01:11:34] They're scary.

[01:11:36] Would you use your corvette?

[01:11:38] Why would you even ask me this? Of course I'm not doing this to my Corvette. I won't

[01:11:46] even put a bumper sticker on my Corvette, bro. Nothing is going on my Corvette. No.

[01:11:54] I did try to buy the Miku van from Japan, but they wouldn't let me. So, I cannot.

[01:12:04] I cannot.

[01:12:05] Can we have a walk?

[01:12:09] No.

[01:12:10] No!

[01:12:11] I don't like A.I. stuff.

[01:12:14] Usually.

[01:12:15] Hello everyone, this is your Deodosapeds.

[01:12:22] Why does this look comfortable?

[01:12:24] No because we can hear you now.

[01:12:30] Use your back legs!

[01:12:33] This dog loves smelly socks.

[01:12:37] Ew, a foot freak!

[01:12:40] Just like you guys.

[01:12:43] Johnny!

[01:12:45] Emerald dog? I'm not a fucking foot freak!

[01:12:48] Oh my god!

[01:12:56] I'm not!

[01:13:01] Aw.

[01:13:03] Cool. Look at all that loose hair getting pulled off.

[01:13:08] Anonymous save for the two!

[01:13:10] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[01:13:17] He's not one for sharing his toys.

[01:13:21] So cute.

[01:13:23] I found your mugenics voice lines on each of them in one clip you're laughing.

[01:13:46] Okay that, okay so I remember laughing during my recording but it's because I was laughing

[01:13:52] because I was like, don't put that one in there.

[01:13:56] So they must have clicked me laughing

[01:13:57] because I had to bad me out

[01:13:59] and then put the laugh in there.

[01:14:03] Play it?

[01:14:03] I don't know the link.

[01:14:05] Or if you can timestamp me laughing,

[01:14:07] I'll play it on stream.

[01:14:11] Oh my God, who's talking?

[01:14:13] Is he running with mozzarella cheese?

[01:14:15] He peeped just like the mozzarella cheese?

[01:14:17] Who's that?

[01:14:18] Who's talking about the cheese?

[01:14:19] I don't know.

[01:14:21] Oh, thank you for the five gifted!

[01:14:28] Thank you!

[01:14:30] Thanks, oh!

[01:14:32] Thank you, thank you, thank you!

[01:14:36] Just Google emerald voice sci-fi genics.

[01:14:38] Okay, but I don't want to do that because then I'll have to play all the other meows.

[01:14:44] And I don't want to do that.

[01:14:48] Do it

[01:14:57] Oh my fucking god

[01:15:01] Why is this who Yoshida thinks for the eight months

[01:15:05] Yeah, of course it'd be uploaded by evil Steve someone evil

[01:15:10] Yeah, I

[01:15:11] Can't I can't okay. Where's the one or like?

[01:15:15] Like the laughing, where's the, oh my god no I can't, I can't, they told me to say

[01:15:24] hiss, I did not, they told me to say it, and they told me to make it sound like my own

[01:15:30] voice.

[01:15:31] Yeah.

[01:15:32] I'm a respected voice actor, where's the laugh, I can't bro, I can't, oh my god,

[01:15:45] Oh my god.

[01:15:49] Sleeper, thanks for the three months.

[01:15:52] 145.

[01:15:54] Okay, this better not be something else, like something,

[01:15:56] okay.

[01:16:02] Why would they put that in the game?

[01:16:07] No, that was definitely me laughing,

[01:16:09] cause I folks remember I said, don't put that in there.

[01:16:11] Yeah.

[01:16:12] Yeah.

[01:16:15] Because why not?

[01:16:21] I don't know!

[01:16:22] Why is that in the game?

[01:16:24] Oh my fucking head.

[01:16:28] Meow.

[01:16:29] Meow.

[01:16:30] Meow.

[01:16:31] Meow.

[01:16:32] Meow.

[01:16:33] Meow.

[01:16:34] Meow.

[01:16:35] Meow.

[01:16:36] Meow.

[01:16:37] Hi.

[01:16:38] Meow.

[01:16:39] Hi.

[01:16:40] meow hi meow take your master thank you for the four months okay it says sing

[01:16:53] but those ones are because they they auto tune it's like fit the song because

[01:16:57] the cats will sing the song that's adorable embrace it thanks killer for

[01:17:08] The bets my alerts are not refreshing.

[01:17:11] G-Man, thank you for the gift, dude.

[01:17:12] Thank you.

[01:17:15] Oh, here's Jerma's.

[01:17:18] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,

[01:17:28] ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

[01:17:36] Kind of bogs you.

[01:17:37] Bro, I told you they literally told me to make it sound like I'm- it's just me.

[01:17:43] Oh my fucking god.

[01:17:45] Oh my fucking god.

[01:17:48] I could meow like an actual cat and- but no, I will not demonstrate it.

[01:17:53] I will not demonstrate it.

[01:17:55] Meow.

[01:17:56] Meow.

[01:17:58] Oh my god.

[01:18:02] Do it- no!

[01:18:03] I'm just saying I could.

[01:18:05] but I was just following directions you want demonstrate so bad no I don't know I

[01:18:11] don't back to brain rot videos right girl thanks for the five months

[01:18:19] meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow where'd you go where'd you go thank

[01:18:30] Thank you, Ryker!

[01:18:41] That's one way to get your ball unstuck.

[01:18:46] Okay, well he has no space.

[01:18:48] So what else is he supposed to do?

[01:18:51] Oh no, Johnny! Thank you for the 10!

[01:18:54] Johnny, big 10 gifted subs. Thank you so, so much.

[01:18:58] Thank you, Johnny. Thank you, thank you. Oh, a reaper! Thank you for the two gifted. Thank you. Thank you, thank you.

[01:19:14] He's too fast. He's too fast.

[01:19:18] Do you want to sponsor a circle cat alveas?

[01:19:25] How much is it?

[01:19:26] I already sponsored a bird.

[01:19:32] I do want to meet a circle cat though.

[01:19:38] One million dollars.

[01:19:40] Found a stick!

[01:19:42] Found a stick!

[01:19:44] $20,000 I already did that for the bird.

[01:19:47] I could maybe contribute a bit.

[01:20:01] Oh my god, the horses have like warmers.

[01:20:04] That looks like some tasty snow.

[01:20:09] It does look very refreshing.

[01:20:12] I always wanted to eat a snow cone made of real snow, but my parents wouldn't let me.

[01:20:17] I thought I would get sick

[01:20:21] But now I'm an adult that can do whatever I want, but it doesn't fucking snow in Texas

[01:20:29] Or I would be giving myself

[01:20:37] Now the cat here is all over it again

[01:20:41] That's soccer thing for the raid

[01:20:47] Oh, pissing at the same time.

[01:20:56] More duggies!

[01:20:59] Cute.

[01:21:03] Oh my god, third wheel!

[01:21:06] The jealousy.

[01:21:08] I don't think Milton cares.

[01:21:10] Milton, do you want to fess up to your crimes?

[01:21:14] tell the people what you did? Or shall I? Milton, that was not your bagel to eat.

[01:21:23] Milton! That reminds me guys, I saw in the kitchen this morning, Cinnamead bagels, and

[01:21:33] I haven't taken one yet, but they were set out in the clear bags on the island counter,

[01:21:40] Which means I can take them.

[01:21:42] That's how she says they're for everyone.

[01:21:45] But I haven't taken one yet.

[01:21:48] Let's go inside.

[01:21:50] Come on.

[01:21:52] I love bread.

[01:21:54] Let's go.

[01:21:55] Shh.

[01:21:58] Don't eat all of them.

[01:21:59] I can't eat all of them.

[01:22:00] That's messed up.

[01:22:01] Take one.

[01:22:02] Come on.

[01:22:03] We shall order.

[01:22:04] Thanks for 16 months.

[01:22:06] Force in, force in, force in.

[01:22:08] Dude's so true.

[01:22:09] Well, thank you for the level 7 hype train.

[01:22:11] Should I go get a bagel now?

[01:22:13] I saw that there were allopadio cheddar ones.

[01:22:20] But I don't know if there's any cream cheese.

[01:22:23] OK, you guys want to see the Cina bagels?

[01:22:25] OK, I will go get one to show you guys.

[01:22:27] They were very beautiful.

[01:22:29] I was so impressed.

[01:22:30] He's such a talented baker.

[01:22:33] Hi, Max.

[01:23:09] A homemade jalapeno cheddar bagel baked by Cina.

[01:23:38] Isn't it beautiful?

[01:23:40] And I have to remember to put it back,

[01:23:43] but I also stole some cream cheese from the fridge.

[01:23:48] Sin the bagel.

[01:23:50] Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[01:23:52] It's right by the way.

[01:23:53] The knife is too dull to cut through the bagel.

[01:24:02] What do I do?

[01:24:04] Wait, no, no, I can get it, I can get it.

[01:24:08] Okay, bird.

[01:24:10] This little guy's not used to it.

[01:24:11] He has a sword.

[01:24:19] It's slicing.

[01:24:22] With the butter knife.

[01:24:31] I got this.

[01:24:33] Oh my god, they're taking his brain.

[01:24:38] Might have to go get another knife

[01:24:44] Why did I not think to bring a better knife? Oh, I got it. I got it. I got it

[01:25:03] Guys, I've got the bagel open

[01:25:05] It's perfect.

[01:25:10] This cat is a real ninja.

[01:25:13] Oh my god, this thing smells so good.

[01:25:22] It smells so good.

[01:25:23] I'm usually really...

[01:25:24] Oh, I just dropped my magnet.

[01:25:25] I'm usually like, holocaumia, but...

[01:25:26] But

[01:25:36] Man the one thing I don't like about Texas is that it never ever ever snows here

[01:25:40] I'm gonna have to yelp when you mind.

[01:25:42] What's up?

[01:25:44] It does, but it doesn't work.

[01:25:46] Ah, that's a...

[01:25:48] Ah, that's a...

[01:25:50] Quicker!

[01:25:52] And bagel.

[01:25:54] A set of bagel

[01:25:56] that I stole from the kitchen.

[01:26:10] It's so good.

[01:26:17] It's easy.

[01:26:27] Sometimes we all just need a belly rub.

[01:26:34] Whenever you're ready.

[01:26:41] Are you taking a nap, Amber?

[01:26:43] We couldn't.

[01:26:44] Are you taking a nap?

[01:26:46] Perfectly on his back.

[01:26:48] back

[01:27:08] Holy shit was gone crazy

[01:27:18] I think it's a bit cold out.

[01:27:21] Dude, bring that thing inside!

[01:27:28] It's going to turn into a popsicle!

[01:27:30] Well, this is like one of the best things I've ever eaten in my whole life.

[01:27:36] I'm not even trying to please sinner.

[01:27:39] He couldn't figure out how to get down.

[01:27:41] How'd you get up here?

[01:27:42] Uh-oh.

[01:27:43] It's so good.

[01:27:44] Oh, no.

[01:27:46] You did it!

[01:27:48] Move.

[01:27:50] Move over.

[01:27:52] Ah.

[01:27:54] Ah.

[01:27:56] Ah.

[01:27:58] Ah.

[01:28:00] Ah.

[01:28:02] Ah.

[01:28:04] Ah.

[01:28:06] Ah.

[01:28:08] Ah.

[01:28:10] Ah.

[01:28:12] This is really impressive.

[01:28:19] This looks like a watch.

[01:28:28] Wow!

[01:28:30] Wow, that's an awful wall!

[01:28:38] I think they missed their train.

[01:29:02] They're trying to chase us.

[01:29:06] Yeah, we're fast though.

[01:29:08] Fast as dogs.

[01:29:23] That chair was fucked up.

[01:29:25] Oh my god.

[01:29:27] I'm not sure.

[01:29:28] There are garclaw marks all over that.

[01:29:30] Who?

[01:29:31] Who is it?

[01:29:32] Who?

[01:29:33] I don't know.

[01:29:34] I don't know.

[01:29:35] I don't know what's going on.

[01:29:37] I just wanted to show you all what happens when it's time for me to demon.

[01:29:47] The demon!

[01:29:48] They are very, very hungry.

[01:29:55] They look like little rats.

[01:30:04] What?

[01:30:22] Is that it? Bro!

[01:30:24] It's taking his cat for a walk in the snow!

[01:30:29] It's a very adventurous cat.

[01:30:34] This dog is a better surfer than you are.

[01:30:48] Who is that in the dark?

[01:30:58] He didn't really want to do that.

[01:31:08] Hey!

[01:31:11] Holy shit.

[01:31:15] Get away from me!

[01:31:18] Get away from me!

[01:31:20] Hi, you mamas babies!

[01:31:23] I went up the stairs, I can give it up the stairs!

[01:31:26] Try and let's see if he's fine.

[01:31:28] Wait, that...

[01:31:29] He just signed me.

[01:31:30] He's actually 13 or two years old.

[01:31:32] Come on.

[01:31:33] Two years of priming?

[01:31:56] I think he wants a small bite.

[01:31:57] Cheese.

[01:31:58] Cheese.

[01:31:59] Cheese.

[01:32:00] Cheese on it.

[01:32:03] I'll give him a bite.

[01:32:05] That's a huge slab of meat.

[01:32:26] That's my bunny bowling wearing pants!

[01:32:49] Oh my god he is!

[01:32:51] Oh, such a cool looking body. Oh, so cute.

[01:33:07] Aw.

[01:33:10] Oh my god.

[01:33:12] Is this a rabbit?

[01:33:15] Is a rabbit.

[01:33:16] That's what water sees.

[01:33:22] A birdie!

[01:33:27] You okay?

[01:33:32] Oh my gosh.

[01:33:38] Such discipline and balance.

[01:33:43] Who are you serving for?

[01:33:47] Oh my gosh!

[01:33:51] That is the end of this video.

[01:33:53] Are we hoping you enjoyed?

[01:33:54] And I'll see you guys again very, very soon.

[01:33:57] Later.

[01:33:58] Thank you, Mr. Daily.

[01:33:59] Very cool.

[01:34:00] Another very good video.

[01:34:02] I haven't watched a Joe in a while.

[01:34:05] I might watch a Joe, perhaps.

[01:34:07] Oh, no, it's just annoying.

[01:34:14] Damn, my forehead, holy fuck.

[01:34:19] So this is like normal, and then when you took it off, I just was reminded of your forehead.

[01:34:27] Why does he look like that?

[01:34:29] Oh my god!

[01:34:31] What?

[01:34:32] No.

[01:34:33] Oh my god.

[01:34:40] Okay, I will watch the tip to tip.

[01:34:44] Last year, my friend Michael and I made a journey across the pan called tip to tip.

[01:34:48] This year, we decided to level things up.

[01:34:50] We're going bigger.

[01:34:51] Welcome to China.

[01:34:52] Behind me is the South China Sea, along the southern border of mainland China.

[01:34:56] We're going to have to go from here all the way to the northern border in Mongolia.

[01:35:00] Hey, that's not the longest way across the China scan!

[01:35:03] Yeah, motorcycles. With a few rules, that you might remember from last year.

[01:35:07] No highway, no map, no smartphone, let's go.

[01:35:11] Check out the hogs, these are the boys that are bringing us all the way to Mongolia, but we gotta go.

[01:35:16] Goodbye, Trevor. See you later.

[01:35:18] I'm going to that RV.

[01:35:19] Don't hit me.

[01:35:21] What if I give you a little call?

[01:35:23] Just a little fuel, just a little call.

[01:35:25] I'm down, I'm down. Do it, do it, do it.

[01:35:26] Send them over to China!

[01:35:27] I don't know what, bigger bikes, bigger country?

[01:35:31] I like his Red Bull helmet.

[01:35:33] So we have an issue, Michael?

[01:35:35] Yeah, I got maybe 10 kilometers of gas, maybe?

[01:35:40] Yeah, I also have maybe 10 kilometers of gas,

[01:35:43] and we don't get to look up gas station near me.

[01:35:46] I don't know if it shows.

[01:35:50] Dude, what if the player is just a dick?

[01:35:52] We need gas, surely.

[01:35:53] Whoa, this bike feels fucking crazy.

[01:35:55] I feel like Batman.

[01:35:56] You know the thing I made you the favorite is that I feel like safe.

[01:35:59] I have like eight tanks around me.

[01:36:01] Oh yeah, you're like inside the car.

[01:36:03] Yeah, the mic is so dang cool-ish.

[01:36:05] It's Michael's mic that's so dang cool.

[01:36:07] It's a car accident.

[01:36:08] Didn't they wave here?

[01:36:10] Nope.

[01:36:10] No, that guy was looking at the phone while driving.

[01:36:12] Whoops, so that was-

[01:36:13] Hey, and he should have read the thing.

[01:36:14] Notice how you're driving.

[01:36:15] Um, I mean, I just didn't just keep driving down the road.

[01:36:20] Like yeah, there's no way this is unallowed.

[01:36:22] Did you see that guy?

[01:36:23] You could see him?

[01:36:24] No, I didn't.

[01:36:25] People were smoking while riding here. What the fuck is happening?

[01:36:28] Yeah, I feel down for not being here.

[01:36:30] So, we are on an island. I don't know the name of it. You?

[01:36:35] Nope.

[01:36:35] No, so we started very southern, and this was a very southern island on the southern South Tennessee coast,

[01:36:41] and I don't know how to get off of the island.

[01:36:43] We are on an island.

[01:36:44] We're only one bridge off, so it's like, we can't necessarily fuck it up.

[01:36:47] They only have one bridge, they can fly.

[01:36:48] And you mentioned our, like, yields, or you can draw and pray.

[01:36:52] Yeah, maybe it is a yield. Maybe we should start yielding.

[01:36:54] There's not a single home dumb. Yeah, where's the home? Yeah, maybe it's a dentist just like figure it out with the fellow

[01:37:01] Maker, right? So I go around this guy. Sure. You need a blinker or that big ship?

[01:37:06] I am not seeing a single blinker here, but yeah, we gotta find gas in because dude, I need to get footage of this

[01:37:10] But my gas is on

[01:37:12] Zero. I'm on I'm on two. Wait, I'm zero? Oh my god. My line is on banking empty. Wait, that's bad.

[01:37:19] Yeah, yeah, I mean gas or station. I'm in third gear going this speed.

[01:37:23] Yeah, I bet they were so upset that the mic ended up sounding like that.

[01:37:28] They were probably so upset.

[01:37:32] Look at these guys, you have a bad ass.

[01:37:34] Damn, these are some other booleans.

[01:37:36] What, I don't know if you're poking around gas here. This guy's pulling me up.

[01:37:38] Uh, one second. You know what this takes?

[01:37:40] I think it should be just me the mats for safety.

[01:37:42] Wait, I don't know what red is. Fuck me and my little butt.

[01:37:45] Uh, chug it, chug it.

[01:37:46] Yep, we just put these on our mics.

[01:37:48] Wait, because that's my people, right?

[01:37:49] That's two, right? So it's...

[01:37:51] I'm doing 98.

[01:37:52] 98, 98. Surely.

[01:37:53] Check it out. Check it out. Check it out.

[01:37:54] Do it, do it. Do it. How about a, how about a, how about a.

[01:37:55] I feel like you wouldn't know if it was diesel also,

[01:37:57] like you'd be like with the f**k, you're putting diesel on your body?

[01:37:59] Yeah, that guy's like, vlogging his f**k.

[01:38:01] Yeah, that's a beautiful bike.

[01:38:03] That's awesome to run into a fricking SinoCo or whatever it is.

[01:38:06] One of the two loud gas stations on our trips.

[01:38:09] Mm, so they could ask other people for directions.

[01:38:18] Alright, just ringing it around here.

[01:38:20] Let's see what Michael does.

[01:38:21] Hi, you dance.

[01:38:23] Uh, women should learn to buy survival range.

[01:38:27] It's not to Guangzhou, Guangzhou.

[01:38:31] Guangzhou.

[01:38:32] Yeah, it's not to Guangzhou.

[01:38:34] You know, when you go to school,

[01:38:36] you have to go to school with your phone.

[01:38:38] Yeah, you don't have to tell me.

[01:38:41] What?

[01:38:42] You keep saying that?

[01:38:44] Yeah, you go to school with your phone.

[01:38:46] There's a sign there.

[01:38:47] Yeah, yeah.

[01:38:49] Yeah, there's nothing in my brain.

[01:38:51] What do you tell you?

[01:38:52] You go straight and left.

[01:38:53] Kind of.

[01:38:54] Yeah, that's what he said to me.

[01:38:55] Inside.

[01:38:56] I got it.

[01:38:57] We'll sure need the baba.

[01:38:58] Oh, tell the baba.

[01:38:59] Dude, this is...

[01:39:00] Give me a hug.

[01:39:01] Let me give it a try.

[01:39:02] All right.

[01:39:03] I'm surprised there's no good amount of Chinese.

[01:39:06] Okay.

[01:39:07] So the way you pay for gas is you walk up...

[01:39:08] I guess they have to.

[01:39:09] They give it for you.

[01:39:10] You need a little ticket.

[01:39:11] Actually, you don't even need a ticket.

[01:39:12] You just walk up and click the stall you were on.

[01:39:14] Oh, really?

[01:39:15] That's cool.

[01:39:16] Okay, we're off.

[01:39:17] So what we learned is that we have to go left out of here.

[01:39:18] out of here, and our Chinese is bad.

[01:39:21] How do you go left over from that right spot?

[01:39:24] All right, look at this fucking cool ass guy.

[01:39:27] Yeah, they look sick as fuck.

[01:39:29] Should we follow these guys, brother?

[01:39:30] Do you just sit behind them?

[01:39:31] Look at that bad ass.

[01:39:32] I want to stick a seagull with him.

[01:39:34] Watch this movie called American Splatter.

[01:39:36] Check this out.

[01:39:37] Look at this movie called Turning Left

[01:39:38] with no fucking forethought.

[01:39:39] Wait, is this legal?

[01:39:40] Is this legal?

[01:39:41] I can't tell.

[01:39:42] The G-234.

[01:39:44] Yes, red is legal.

[01:39:45] Okay, so explanation of a couple rules.

[01:39:48] First, we have phones, but our phones are bricked up,

[01:39:51] which means they're only able to use certain apps

[01:39:52] that we need to use to traverse China,

[01:39:54] like Alipay, WePay, NoNaps.

[01:39:57] What the fuck is this camera?

[01:39:59] NoNaps.

[01:40:00] We need to do no translators.

[01:40:01] No translators.

[01:40:02] What the fuck was that?

[01:40:03] How do you even get that?

[01:40:05] No Reddit, no porn, no Instagram, no porn.

[01:40:08] Maybe a little screen page material.

[01:40:10] Maybe a little bit, I got the gallery.

[01:40:12] No, it could be a Chinese screen page material.

[01:40:15] I am usually a judge on it, by the way.

[01:40:18] I think it's the exit by the way. This leaves the outlet I think. I mean it looks like it's shit and it's red which is good.

[01:40:23] For a little more reference, we are legally prohibited from using the national expressways.

[01:40:29] You just can't ride a motorcycle on them again.

[01:40:32] Yeah, we're legally not allowed to ride on NOE expressways.

[01:40:37] Or to where?

[01:40:38] Maybe Yasha, thanks for the ride.

[01:40:39] Yeah, I assume too many people just turned into pancakes, yeah?

[01:40:42] Oh god, wait, hold on, hold on, there's a camera here.

[01:40:44] There's a camera that just took a picture.

[01:40:46] So usually in China apparently there are not a lot of like highway patrol men but they do film everything.

[01:40:55] And if they film you breaking blocks in time they fucking come for your ass and take your license away.

[01:41:01] So you have to go on go.

[01:41:02] City that we cannot enter.

[01:41:04] Yeah, yeah. We can get these guys into Anna's city and they don't specifically, I mean you have some signs

[01:41:11] But if you absolutely just fuck up and end up in one, you're just looking, breaking the law.

[01:41:16] Yeah, hard style.

[01:41:17] Uh-oh, uh-oh, danger, danger.

[01:41:19] The red one, I think, is okay.

[01:41:21] We can't do red or yellow top, I thought, right?

[01:41:24] Yeah, the green and the bottom is bad.

[01:41:26] I think the highway rules are we need anything...

[01:41:28] It's immersive!

[01:41:30] It's like you're really on the highway,

[01:41:32] communicating with a shitty mic.

[01:41:34] The green is just all bad, as opposed to caution.

[01:41:38] So, okay, so the red sign is pointing left.

[01:41:42] So I think straight's chill, yeah?

[01:41:44] Yeah, but straight is like the yellow sign with green on it.

[01:41:47] I think it's also not okay.

[01:41:48] Wait, really? We're fucked both directions?

[01:41:50] Well, there's right. I don't know where right it is.

[01:41:52] Wait, wait, that sign over there? I don't know if I can show it.

[01:41:54] It says Highling Island.

[01:41:56] So this must be like the welcome to Highling Island area.

[01:41:59] So right's for sure going back right to King.

[01:42:01] Does left get us off? Oh, it's left.

[01:42:03] Oh, that's it for sure.

[01:42:04] Fuckin' island!

[01:42:05] How else are you gonna go off the fuckin' island with one bridge on the left in the island, no?

[01:42:08] You're gonna have to go off the fuckin' island, no?

[01:42:09] What's the problem with you? What's the problem with you?

[01:42:11] Yeah, I do think it's right.

[01:42:12] I'm working on it. I'm doing it.

[01:42:14] I'm doing it right.

[01:42:15] What does that say?

[01:42:16] Okay, that definitely means no motorcycle was signed.

[01:42:18] What do you guys-

[01:42:19] Fuck, fuck!

[01:42:20] Do you know what it's working right here and ask?

[01:42:22] Oh, what does she do? She's-

[01:42:23] She's flagging us over?

[01:42:24] Oh no, she's saying no.

[01:42:25] Okay, she's gonna go away.

[01:42:26] She's gonna take the fuck out of here.

[01:42:28] Okay, how the fuck do you get off these fuckin' islands?

[01:42:30] How do you get off the island let's cruise by it's not real slow. I mean for sure

[01:42:34] It's not right. That's where we came from and then straight is I think it's true feels like he goes back to the island

[01:42:38] It's straight 100% feel like welcome to fucking Highland Island. Well, I guess you see why we aren't doing any highways

[01:42:44] It's not even our choice this time. Oh

[01:42:47] My god, it's a boys. Wait, where's our boys? Yeah, the purple motor show that they started out on hotel and we saw them at a gas station

[01:42:54] Oh, yeah

[01:42:56] Oh, what with our boys?

[01:42:58] Yeah, I was just trying to get off this fucking island.

[01:43:00] They don't look like men who can be trapped by an island.

[01:43:03] That guy's not like a 700cc monster in your cycle.

[01:43:06] Wait, how do you say where are you going?

[01:43:08] I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, she's my daddy.

[01:43:11] Wait, why are they, like, pulling over? Should we pull over with them?

[01:43:14] Fuck it. These are our boys.

[01:43:15] How about we just pull over and just fucking jump a quick hay and ask where they're going?

[01:43:18] I feel like both bikers are gonna be our heroes.

[01:43:20] Oh, they're getting back on.

[01:43:21] I'm gonna try to fucking flag them down.

[01:43:23] Oh.

[01:43:24] Get out of here!

[01:43:26] Americans!

[01:43:28] Where are you guys from?

[01:43:30] Where are we going?

[01:43:32] Yeah, we're going back.

[01:43:34] We're going back.

[01:43:36] What's your name?

[01:43:38] Zidia.

[01:43:40] Zidia?

[01:43:42] Welcome to London.

[01:43:44] You're going to London, right?

[01:43:46] Are you going to London?

[01:43:48] Are you going to London?

[01:43:50] You're going to London.

[01:43:52] They can't understand that.

[01:43:53] Oh, we got Mongol.

[01:43:55] Mongolia.

[01:43:58] We are Mongol.

[01:44:01] Beijing.

[01:44:03] Beijing.

[01:44:05] I miss it.

[01:44:07] It's time to do it.

[01:44:08] It's time to grab my first soul.

[01:44:10] We are from this country to Beijing.

[01:44:14] Hong Kong?

[01:44:14] Beijing.

[01:44:15] We are not from Beijing, right?

[01:44:17] Right.

[01:44:18] Bu Yong D2, Bu Yong, Bu Yong Shoji

[01:44:21] Uh...

[01:44:22] We're going to go to the road to London

[01:44:24] Okay

[01:44:27] I'm feeling like Chinese is the most good spot

[01:44:29] Yeah, well I was ready to be too good, so I'm...

[01:44:32] We're going to go straight forward and you'll get on Expressway

[01:44:35] Hmm...

[01:44:35] Bu Yong Dao, Bu Ga Sua

[01:44:37] Bu Yong Dao, Bu Ga Sua

[01:44:39] Bu Yong D2, Bu Yong D2

[01:44:42] You guys can use the map

[01:44:43] Mao, Mao Shen

[01:44:46] Mao Shen

[01:44:46] I have a lot of...

[01:44:48] We are the foreigners

[01:44:51] And we are going to eat Hong Kong and China

[01:44:56] Hong Kong and China

[01:44:58] Dude, I can tell how bad

[01:45:00] I know names

[01:45:01] I know names

[01:45:03] What's your name?

[01:45:05] My name is Niu Hao

[01:45:08] Niu Hao?

[01:45:09] Niu Hao

[01:45:10] What's your name?

[01:45:11] Niu Hao

[01:45:13] Where are you from?

[01:45:15] Uh, Tainati, uh, Roman, Paulina?

[01:45:20] What?

[01:45:22] Yeah, even if it's to the heart of Guantanamo.

[01:45:25] Guantanamo.

[01:45:26] Guantanamo.

[01:45:27] Guantanamo.

[01:45:28] Guantanamo.

[01:45:29] Guantanamo.

[01:45:30] Do you see, let's go?

[01:45:31] Don't be, don't be, go on board.

[01:45:33] Okay, should we address the controversy?

[01:45:35] Is it cheating to use a translator if they whip it out?

[01:45:38] Oh my god, I thought you were gonna see.

[01:45:40] Um, no, uh...

[01:45:43] I think that's fine, like it's gonna be weird if they're like, no.

[01:45:47] I don't think it's cheating if you use a translator, if somebody whips it out, cause,

[01:45:52] A, because I don't know how to get out of the interaction with Argus.

[01:45:56] We're just gonna keep trying to speak Chinese, you know?

[01:45:59] If they fucking throw it in our throat?

[01:46:02] I'm not gonna read that, sorry, I'm not gonna read that, it's my challenge.

[01:46:05] No, no, close my eyes, take close my eyes.

[01:46:06] I've noticed a problem with Armandarin.

[01:46:08] Yeah, what is it?

[01:46:09] Nobody knows what Mungu Boa is.

[01:46:11] Yeah, but she's so hard because that's kind of one of the biggest, biggest things.

[01:46:17] Long story short, it's New Mongolia.

[01:46:19] Of course it's the country, but you just give it a fuck with Mongolia.

[01:46:22] Hey, it's really weird. They don't understand our specific dialect.

[01:46:25] Honestly, I didn't think these two are hilarious.

[01:46:28] Yeah, they're probably speaking in studio.

[01:46:30] You might have heard of a teen-teen dialect.

[01:46:32] Yeah, yeah, I don't know if you know that region.

[01:46:34] Oh, please. This is it.

[01:46:37] Oh my god, they actually fucking sounded.

[01:46:39] I didn't think it actually did this point.

[01:46:41] There was a secret second race!

[01:46:57] Ah, she said...

[01:47:02] Just put it in your mouth and then put it out so it's not hitting you in the lungs and then you won't feel like...

[01:47:07] I'm breathing it in.

[01:47:08] You are my...

[01:47:09] Dagon.

[01:47:10] Dagon.

[01:47:11] You are my Dagon.

[01:47:12] Uh, uh.

[01:47:13] I'm just gonna...

[01:47:14] They're like true man-sure?

[01:47:15] No.

[01:47:16] Okay.

[01:47:17] Then how to go now?

[01:47:20] Um...

[01:47:24] We'll just do our best going that way.

[01:47:28] And this is where we'll leave you, our Chinese brothers, behind.

[01:47:33] Nice to meet you.

[01:47:35] Nice to meet you.

[01:47:36] I want you to sign my book.

[01:47:38] Sign?

[01:47:38] Sign.

[01:47:39] Me too.

[01:47:40] Me too.

[01:47:40] Okay.

[01:47:41] Try to get everyone to meet the sign this time.

[01:47:42] I like that.

[01:47:43] I like it a lot.

[01:47:47] How nice.

[01:47:48] All right.

[01:47:48] It's Rory Clark.

[01:47:49] Hey.

[01:47:51] Good to meet you.

[01:47:53] Good bye, friends.

[01:47:53] You guys were awesome.

[01:47:54] I just wish they would have further north.

[01:47:56] See you soon, bye-bye.

[01:47:57] That fucking sucks, though.

[01:47:58] Oh, very cool.

[01:48:00] They were awesome.

[01:48:00] So cool.

[01:48:02] Yeah, but hey, I'm glad that it happened,

[01:48:03] not that it's over.

[01:48:05] Ha!

[01:48:05] Damn, sad!

[01:48:07] They were so nice, bro.

[01:48:09] And they had nice cities.

[01:48:11] They had cool cities that gave it to us and made it.

[01:48:14] Yeah, they were awesome.

[01:48:16] I'm going to miss those boys.

[01:48:17] I mean, I guess we should drive through the city, eh?

[01:48:19] Yeah. I mean, we're going north now.

[01:48:21] I think you should want to go along the river.

[01:48:23] I feel like the river flows east west.

[01:48:26] China is an awesome country.

[01:48:28] And the mountains are on the left.

[01:48:29] And the valleys are on the right.

[01:48:31] So all water flows right.

[01:48:32] Yeah, but we're talking to you.

[01:48:34] All water flows right

[01:48:38] Largely couldn't see that on like a

[01:48:41] All water flows my friend Michael

[01:48:46] You can't do this to me again. You can't I got my gaslighting shield up this time

[01:48:59] I don't make the fucking law

[01:49:04] I want to fucking lift my mask and just yell Norn.

[01:49:07] Just stare at him?

[01:49:08] Oh, bae!

[01:49:09] Bae?

[01:49:10] Bae.

[01:49:11] Bae.

[01:49:12] Ah, okay, okay.

[01:49:13] Bae's to the right.

[01:49:14] Alright, let's go right.

[01:49:15] What a homie.

[01:49:16] Alright.

[01:49:17] Yeah.

[01:49:18] This bae for sure.

[01:49:19] I mean, we just run it.

[01:49:20] Hey, what was that shit about water going right?

[01:49:23] Macau Road.

[01:49:24] Okay, hold up.

[01:49:25] I think it's 100% left as north then.

[01:49:28] I think if we go left, that's right back to the fuck where we came from.

[01:49:31] Okay, well, let me tell you this then.

[01:49:33] Macau road right there

[01:49:46] Yeah

[01:49:58] It's a thing to look out this is this is where we have to decide Michael's

[01:50:03] Well, okay, let's go back to the slalom though.

[01:50:06] We're not actually like, are you hungry?

[01:50:08] Yeah, I could eat some food for sharing.

[01:50:10] I'll just say the structure would be just better on this.

[01:50:11] My sense of direction is fucking horrible.

[01:50:14] What is that fucking horse saying?

[01:50:15] It's fucking horrible.

[01:50:16] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

[01:50:17] Fucking roadside.

[01:50:18] Ow.

[01:50:19] I have no sense of direction.

[01:50:21] No spatial awareness.

[01:50:22] The road says, man.

[01:50:23] Nothing.

[01:50:24] And I didn't hear the rest of it.

[01:50:25] Baytown Road.

[01:50:26] Where is North?

[01:50:27] Baytown Road, all right.

[01:50:28] I know where that is.

[01:50:29] I was telling you.

[01:50:30] Northern Road.

[01:50:31] Even for my house to actually be down.

[01:50:33] We're 90 seconds. I'm gonna pull these guys and ask them to shoot.

[01:50:35] Never shoot a bay?

[01:50:37] I'm gonna shoot a bay.

[01:50:38] Bay? None.

[01:50:39] None, none.

[01:50:40] Not bay?

[01:50:40] Bay, Bay is over here.

[01:50:42] Okay.

[01:50:43] Okay.

[01:50:43] Hey, what are you saying?

[01:50:46] And then what are you saying?

[01:50:47] They're going south.

[01:50:48] They're gonna go down.

[01:50:49] I can maybe have a lost the guy next to me.

[01:50:51] I don't know what we're doing.

[01:50:53] We're good, we're good, we're good.

[01:50:55] I was fucking wrong.

[01:50:57] Oh, this seems like it has fucking shit.

[01:50:59] Motor supermarket.

[01:51:00] Probably a food patch.

[01:51:01] Hey, let's go right here.

[01:51:02] They're going to stop at the supermarket!

[01:51:05] Oh, this is probably the best part.

[01:51:07] Let's eat his wiger around somewhere.

[01:51:10] Ooh, that shit looks yummy as hell.

[01:51:27] Hello?

[01:51:29] Hello?

[01:51:32] I don't

[01:51:34] Well, oh I'm back. Hello. When did it cut out?

[01:51:41] They just they just got to their first stop I said this is probably the best part is all the stops

[01:51:48] Just 10 seconds. Oh, okay. Yeah, they're at some kind of some way. Oh, that she looks yummy as well

[01:51:55] You

[01:52:02] What the fuck?

[01:52:04] What do you mean?

[01:52:05] Yeah, mi-fan, shi-ma.

[01:52:06] Mi-fan, yeah.

[01:52:07] There's mi-fan.

[01:52:09] There's no bone.

[01:52:10] There's Chinese mi-fan.

[01:52:11] There's Chinese mi-fan.

[01:52:12] Ah...

[01:52:13] It's up to you if you want to get in here.

[01:52:14] I can find some shit, I'm easy.

[01:52:15] No, eat there! It looks so good!

[01:52:17] Ah, I'm out of this here.

[01:52:18] Don't leave! What? Are they leaving?

[01:52:19] Are you allowed to come back here for dessert though? The desserts look...

[01:52:21] Why did they leave? That looks so good!

[01:52:23] I'm time pissed now.

[01:52:25] I don't want to see the food!

[01:52:27] Shacking, shaking, and then...

[01:52:29] I guess we can just order from any of these sweet salts.

[01:52:31] That looks kind of good.

[01:52:32] Oh, there's more over here.

[01:52:34] Is this something good?

[01:52:35] Huh?

[01:52:36] Is there something yummy?

[01:52:36] I do think I see some right up my alley.

[01:52:39] Oh, I love...

[01:52:40] I think that's just like Taiwanese sausage.

[01:52:42] AXB and LOL, thank you for the crowd.

[01:52:45] Jingwen, what's your name?

[01:52:47] Dude, this is more noodles, right?

[01:52:49] Uh, what's your size?

[01:52:53] Oh, please.

[01:52:54] Oh.

[01:52:55] You need to eat it.

[01:52:57] I'm going to eat it.

[01:52:58] You choose what you want to eat.

[01:53:00] Oh, thank you.

[01:53:01] Oh, because you have to pick what you want.

[01:53:04] I don't know why the fuck he's saying it again.

[01:53:05] I think it's just like, I don't know.

[01:53:06] She'll eat me bad.

[01:53:08] And we can't.

[01:53:09] No!

[01:53:11] I want to go back to the new little shop.

[01:53:12] Why am I back to eating their food choices?

[01:53:15] They went to the dollar shop!

[01:53:16] This is so yummy.

[01:53:17] This is what you really get, man.

[01:53:19] No!

[01:53:20] What are you saying?

[01:53:21] What are you getting?

[01:53:22] Do they at least get like Chinese stuff, OK?

[01:53:24] If they got like special Chinese stuff.

[01:53:26] Wait, did you face sausage?

[01:53:28] I can't see it.

[01:53:30] All right, you can't do this, you can't do it.

[01:53:38] I should have got four.

[01:53:39] You want a bite?

[01:53:40] Yeah.

[01:53:41] That's awesome.

[01:53:42] You want to try this?

[01:53:43] It's better than the American version.

[01:53:44] No, but, Larry, let's say the Dolls in Japan is because I wanted to try the special

[01:53:47] things that they don't have.

[01:54:00] Hello?

[01:54:01] What was I saying?

[01:54:03] No, when I went to McDonald's in Japan, it's because I wanted to try the special stuff they

[01:54:18] don't have in America.

[01:54:19] Like they had a shrimp mince, shrimp filet with fish, shrimp filet was so good and they

[01:54:25] had special drinks too.

[01:54:27] It looks like that it's got basically normal burgers.

[01:54:32] Fish or hall.

[01:54:33] That's what I thought it was going to be.

[01:54:35] No, no, no, no.

[01:54:36] It's McDonald's!

[01:54:37] Okay.

[01:54:38] Why didn't I get the spicy noodles?

[01:54:39] We're a lot of one McDonald's trip for a trip.

[01:54:40] And this is it.

[01:54:41] That is Lord.

[01:54:42] We're not going back to McDonald's.

[01:54:43] In fact, we're going to get dessert and a nice salt.

[01:54:48] Yes.

[01:54:49] How's your ice now?

[01:54:50] I mean, I'll be honest.

[01:54:51] You're the first place.

[01:54:52] It's not even something like that.

[01:54:53] I'm pated.

[01:54:54] I'm a team watcher.

[01:54:55] I'm a team watcher now.

[01:54:57] I'm a team watcher.

[01:54:58] So far, I've been switching pretty good.

[01:55:00] No?

[01:55:01] Do you know Hanba?

[01:55:02] Shaq?

[01:55:03] Do you know Hanba?

[01:55:04] Shaq?

[01:55:05] Shaq?

[01:55:06] Shaq.

[01:55:07] How about you get a compass?

[01:55:10] Yeah, that'd be good.

[01:55:11] If we get this right there, we'd probably be like,

[01:55:14] where do you get a compass?

[01:55:16] What are you gonna say?

[01:55:17] Are they allowed to get a compass?

[01:55:18] You know what I'm gonna do it now?

[01:55:20] What are you gonna say to them, you know?

[01:55:22] They

[01:55:24] Don't see the way

[01:55:31] And you don't think north of Sally, right? I think north is one thousand percent

[01:55:37] This is a road you're on this one north. Yeah, but I think we can't left on point

[01:55:41] We didn't do like a hard you did I notice their shirts left, and then I think left again

[01:55:46] The road did say the Bay Road or on the Bay Road

[01:55:57] Oh, it's because of the water right? Oh, it's

[01:56:03] What does he have

[01:56:12] Which is you don't know any Chinese fair point

[01:56:16] But we do have a plan for this.

[01:56:23] I jumped, Cam. I jumped for the transition.

[01:56:26] Wait, Michael, how have you been, like, speaking Japanese without a translator?

[01:56:29] Well, I've been speaking Chinese, and I do it with this book.

[01:56:33] Oh, my, John Wayne's book.

[01:56:35] Take a look at that, yeah, yeah.

[01:56:37] I got, inside of here, it's fucking John Wayne.

[01:56:41] Wow.

[01:56:42] Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got lots of shit, yeah.

[01:56:44] Oh my God, that's amazing.

[01:56:45] Yeah. Yeah, like I got the name.

[01:56:47] I got Lysian.

[01:56:49] I have how to say food, how to say I'm hungry.

[01:56:53] Common phrases. Common phrases.

[01:56:55] We have...

[01:56:56] How have you been speaking Chinese without knowing Chinese?

[01:56:58] Da-da-da-da.

[01:57:00] Dude, what is that?

[01:57:01] It's an almost empty book with three pages filled.

[01:57:05] That's literally it.

[01:57:06] Are they 90% the same notes that I have?

[01:57:08] Yes.

[01:57:09] Plus, something you've never heard of before

[01:57:10] that will never come up in conversation.

[01:57:13] Let me give you an example.

[01:57:14] Duan, Zhuangshu, Wu, Xingguan, Yi, Yu.

[01:57:21] What do that mean?

[01:57:22] To read 10,000 books is not exactly walking 10,000 miles.

[01:57:25] So fuck this shit.

[01:57:26] Oh my god, it's like the MCT's are gone.

[01:57:29] Why would I say later now?

[01:57:31] I'm just hating on everything.

[01:57:32] Oh wait, right?

[01:57:33] Yeah, we do.

[01:57:34] What do we have to learn?

[01:57:35] Yeah, I know the words for book.

[01:57:37] Which one of those words is the book you think?

[01:57:39] Zhuangshu.

[01:57:40] They're all fortune cookies.

[01:57:41] Zhuangshu.

[01:57:42] Zhuangshu.

[01:57:43] That's that's yes, okay

[01:57:50] Shoot I learned to hate from you guys. I like that

[01:57:54] Remember that all right, right? I didn't edit it for right like I was never

[01:57:59] Oh

[01:58:01] Fuck I wrote the slap in for that one. We'll see on being to the

[01:58:05] This soup looks so good there!

[01:58:11] Alright here, we'll have a seat.

[01:58:15] We got that.

[01:58:17] Alright, we're going to get brave and we're going to ask one of these nice jungle errands

[01:58:22] where to find a compass.

[01:58:23] You're going to go to the store to buy.

[01:58:25] I want!

[01:58:31] I want!

[01:58:33] I want!

[01:58:43] I want to have a cup of coffee!

[01:58:51] It does actually work.

[01:58:53] Okay.

[01:58:55] Okay.

[01:58:57] Do it.

[01:58:59] Oh, it works!

[01:59:01] You can see across the street there, no?

[01:59:03] Dude, look at the menu. This looks so good.

[01:59:05] Why are they going to do it?

[01:59:07] I'll stop talking about it.

[01:59:09] I mean, we can just go to every store on the street.

[01:59:11] I wanted to see the food so bad.

[01:59:13] Well, we got to go to Mongolia.

[01:59:15] I forgot about that.

[01:59:17] I'm sure they will go to other places.

[01:59:19] Bye bye.

[01:59:20] Bye bye.

[01:59:21] We're here.

[01:59:22] This is the store they said.

[01:59:24] Hey, she's the store with a bunch of bullshit.

[01:59:26] Yeah, we're going to go in.

[01:59:28] You want to handle it?

[01:59:29] I'll try one.

[01:59:31] Okay.

[01:59:32] Mai zai nan zin ma.

[01:59:34] Oh, I like it.

[01:59:36] No carrying meal?

[01:59:37] Xiang mai.

[01:59:38] Oh, that may have smelled bad.

[01:59:40] Ah.

[01:59:41] Kui zai nan li.

[01:59:43] Zai nan li.

[01:59:44] Kui zai nan zin ma.

[01:59:45] Zai nan zin ma.

[01:59:46] Zai nan zin ma.

[01:59:47] I don't have much money.

[01:59:49] I only have a few wildflowers.

[01:59:51] I have a lot of money.

[01:59:53] I only have one.

[01:59:55] I don't have a lot of money.

[01:59:57] I don't have much money.

[01:59:59] Thank you.

[02:00:17] I was unrolling a scroll.

[02:00:18] All right, we got a bit of a decision.

[02:00:20] Our Chinese brothers told us to go to the 325,

[02:00:24] and that's the 325.

[02:00:25] The issue is the right is closed.

[02:00:28] We have to make a decision.

[02:00:29] Michael!

[02:00:30] Yo, Matt's reality, thanks for one year, welcome back.

[02:00:34] Do you think we risk it,

[02:00:35] or do we keep going down the road we've been going down on,

[02:00:38] and hope that works?

[02:00:39] I think those are the two options.

[02:00:43] Should we ask the guy banging fucking metal

[02:00:45] in this warehouse?

[02:00:46] We're just fine fucking cloudy ah somewhere there though, right? It's like yeah, so that's west and that's north

[02:00:54] That's north sun rises on the east sets on the west

[02:00:59] Right, it's not setting in the west. So that's north. So that's north. All right. Fuck it

[02:01:04] We'll go down the song

[02:01:07] Sun are

[02:01:09] Sun

[02:01:10] She are some

[02:01:12] One, two, three, four, five.

[02:01:14] This makes a lot of sense.

[02:01:16] Wow, very good.

[02:01:17] With the sun at all, we're going bare,

[02:01:19] and the sun is fucking sheen.

[02:01:22] And the sun is never light, I don't think.

[02:01:24] Yeah, very few times.

[02:01:26] Much like the water always runs right.

[02:01:29] Sun always...

[02:01:30] I'm sorry, we're just connected on the ground.

[02:01:31] Water always runs right.

[02:01:32] You don't know about the sun always...

[02:01:34] Do you hear it, Michael?

[02:01:35] Yeah, what's up?

[02:01:36] Yeah, the sun, the water always runs right.

[02:01:39] Uh, okay.

[02:01:40] They just had down his road

[02:01:53] Dude this is the craziest road I've ever been on this definitely a road right?

[02:01:57] All right, dude. I see a camera on it. I see a goddamn Volkswagen coming up so hastily. Oh, this can be a shit section

[02:02:03] But there'll be you got it. Pick your line. I do got it. I do got it. I do got it

[02:02:10] Where are they going? Hold on to me.

[02:02:12] I asleep at that time.

[02:02:13] Yeah, now that's a normal love.

[02:02:15] It's a short air mission.

[02:02:17] Yeah, it was a dirt session.

[02:02:18] This is a fucking crazy room.

[02:02:20] Yep, and you see the oil tanker coming down?

[02:02:22] Oh yeah, absolutely.

[02:02:23] I might win. I might win right here.

[02:02:25] I think, hey, I did?

[02:02:26] No, I used your room.

[02:02:28] Please don't kill me.

[02:02:30] That would ruin my whole fucking day.

[02:02:33] I'm gonna hit it.

[02:02:35] I'm gonna fucking hit it.

[02:02:37] Oh, shit.

[02:02:39] Oh, my God.

[02:02:41] That was awesome.

[02:02:43] Did I spray you a little bit?

[02:02:45] No, no, no, not even a little.

[02:02:47] This road probably just gives north forever.

[02:02:49] Yeah, we probably are done doing interactions with jungle around here, you know?

[02:02:53] Yeah, forever, honestly.

[02:02:55] I think I just passed a road for 18 days, GD.

[02:02:57] Wait, why didn't you see a motorcycle?

[02:02:59] Oh, that's cool. Let's go there.

[02:03:01] What is that?

[02:03:03] It looks like a fucking place to a bit of a little vacation place they have food

[02:03:09] Trevelling

[02:03:14] Alright, alright, you want to blow this possible? Yeah

[02:03:19] Cage in front of you just like directly in front. Oh, yeah, they have a camera fucking peacocks beautiful creatures

[02:03:25] And it's looking for the mother of the age.

[02:03:27] I can't see though.

[02:03:29] Uh, Joe, quick update.

[02:03:31] The, uh, basically abandoned road,

[02:03:33] which had the problem with the music part,

[02:03:35] has turned into another city.

[02:03:36] And the 325, which turned into the 324,

[02:03:39] which led us here,

[02:03:41] now takes a sharp left.

[02:03:43] That could be worse.

[02:03:45] Actually, that's super fucking weird.

[02:03:47] We are totally ignoring the 325,

[02:03:49] which has brought us this far,

[02:03:50] because we saw a sign

[02:03:52] that in the very top one corner,

[02:03:54] had the symbol for north because they only know because of northern line when it pointed that way

[02:03:59] oh my god why is it wrong joining us now we have power we have power

[02:04:03] all right officer here i'm getting a bit hungry you know hungry this city seems like a

[02:04:08] chinese food you know eat chinese food

[02:04:10] i'm in donalds

[02:04:12] we're not right through the night

[02:04:14] rocket oops

[02:04:15] judean zanady judean

[02:04:19] oh yes it

[02:04:20] I won't tell any Chinese girls so bad, bro.

[02:04:25] Okay, if that Chinese man was right, we'd take a right here.

[02:04:31] And he basically said it's right around the corner if you want to go to the hotel.

[02:04:34] So I'm going to go right here. And he said Zobian, Zobian.

[02:04:37] Wait, hold on. He said Zobian, right?

[02:04:39] Uh, isn't Zobian left?

[02:04:41] Yeah, it was.

[02:04:43] Hold on, let me ask this lady.

[02:04:45] Junior is in there.

[02:04:47] Junior?

[02:04:48] Junior.

[02:04:49] Junior.

[02:04:50] Oh, this one has a name.

[02:04:51] Name?

[02:04:53] Ah, five minutes?

[02:04:55] Ah, five minutes.

[02:04:57] Ah, five minutes.

[02:04:59] Right, right, right.

[02:05:00] She has no idea what she's saying.

[02:05:02] Ah, right, right.

[02:05:04] Which country are you from?

[02:05:05] Which country?

[02:05:07] My Chinese is bad.

[02:05:08] I don't understand Chinese.

[02:05:10] I don't have a language.

[02:05:12] Which country?

[02:05:13] Which country?

[02:05:14] Oh, what like where are we going, baby?

[02:05:16] Oh, Beijing.

[02:05:18] This is the country I love.

[02:05:20] The woman in T-Bagin.

[02:05:22] Mao Shen.

[02:05:24] Wow, but she's there.

[02:05:26] And she's getting the translation of what that conversation was,

[02:05:30] because I think we fucking know it.

[02:05:32] Yeah, of course. In my head, of course.

[02:05:34] She's like, what are you doing today?

[02:05:36] And we're like, Beijing! Beijing!

[02:05:38] We're going to Beijing!

[02:05:40] January!

[02:05:42] Let me run this group. Let me run this group right here.

[02:05:44] Julia is in Alie.

[02:05:46] Where are you from?

[02:05:48] Ijizal.

[02:05:50] Ah, right. Thank you.

[02:05:52] They better eat dinner on camera.

[02:05:55] What are you talking about? What are you talking about hotel?

[02:05:58] You think it's a fucking hotel?

[02:06:00] I need to understand what happened in those three conversations.

[02:06:03] It's weird because I think we got the same thing.

[02:06:06] It was like the hotel right in there. It's right on there.

[02:06:09] I don't even want to tell you the amount of time.

[02:06:11] Can we be close? Just tell me we're close.

[02:06:14] I just want to know, can you put on a map?

[02:06:16] Was there a hotel this town?

[02:06:18] On the road again?

[02:06:19] Anything?

[02:06:20] No.

[02:06:26] That's a beautiful sunset now.

[02:06:28] But I'm on the road with her.

[02:06:30] Back to driving and playing?

[02:06:32] Nope.

[02:06:33] My bit rate?

[02:06:35] Hello?

[02:06:36] Oh, hello?

[02:06:36] What?

[02:06:37] No, no, no, hold up.

[02:06:37] There's a way.

[02:06:38] That shit looks kind of like a hotel.

[02:06:40] There's no way.

[02:06:41] There's no way there's no way right?

[02:06:42] There's no, there's no way.

[02:06:43] They have to step in on it, step in on it.

[02:06:45] Am I?

[02:06:46] It's not really a given hotel, is it?

[02:06:48] I don't know, it's just a building structure, looks hotel.

[02:06:51] And that looks like a front desk, no?

[02:06:52] I mean, let's walk inside and find out.

[02:06:54] Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[02:06:56] What's up, man?

[02:06:57] Oh, fuck, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

[02:06:58] Restaurant!

[02:07:00] Yes!

[02:07:01] Yes!

[02:07:02] This is all that I want to see.

[02:07:06] Oh, hey, how's it going?

[02:07:09] We're here at this restaurant.

[02:07:10] you're gonna stop to eat, but we're also looking for a hotel.

[02:07:14] Okay, let me ask him.

[02:07:16] Can you talk about the hotel?

[02:07:17] Do you have a hotel?

[02:07:19] Do you have a hotel?

[02:07:20] Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[02:07:21] Can you tell me about the hotel?

[02:07:25] Can you tell me about the hotel?

[02:07:28] Oh, so nice!

[02:07:30] So if they eat booze, I will take them to the hotel.

[02:07:33] Hey, hey, yeah.

[02:07:34] Okay, so after you guys finish the dinner

[02:07:36] and he'll take you to there,

[02:07:38] Like, I guess you guys also have no cards.

[02:07:41] So, I guess now I'm going to buy my food.

[02:07:43] Oh, that'd be very nice.

[02:07:44] OK, thank you.

[02:07:45] Chicken soup, beef, and vegetables.

[02:07:48] Your recommendation.

[02:07:50] Yes, my recommendation.

[02:07:51] This is our restaurant.

[02:07:52] Yes.

[02:07:53] All right.

[02:07:55] Restaurant, check out the view.

[02:07:59] Look up.

[02:08:00] Fuck, yeah.

[02:08:01] Wow, it's got the family style table in the hotel.

[02:08:04] It looks like a fucking hotel.

[02:08:05] It looks like a hotel.

[02:08:06] I know when you get here it looks like a warehouse

[02:08:09] It's a warehouse, but the guy called his American friend. Yeah, it was really funny. Love it

[02:08:15] We went me how and the guy went I speak English

[02:08:18] I said he'd give us a ride to the hotel after eating here. So we're eating here. And what's weird?

[02:08:26] It's in the plastic right it's in the plastic to let you know this shit clean they still cleaned it with the water

[02:08:31] What makes you trust the plate more than like that shit's covered in plastic

[02:08:37] Dude the counter for how many megal rent have just drank the dish cleaning water has to be in the fucking thousands

[02:08:42] Just catching the mega run, tricking out the bull that could dog, something laughin' it up

[02:08:47] And y'all

[02:08:48] Y'all

[02:08:49] It's all in the end

[02:08:50] Ohhh

[02:08:51] Oh that's freaky sick

[02:08:52] I'm gonna show my wings

[02:08:54] I wrote a save for the throne

[02:08:55] No no no no no no

[02:08:56] No no no no

[02:08:57] Do it, do it, do it.

[02:09:00] Do it, do it, do it.

[02:09:03] Hush.

[02:09:04] Take the silver.

[02:09:05] You are from which country?

[02:09:07] We are from Beijing.

[02:09:08] You are from Beijing?

[02:09:09] England.

[02:09:10] Yes, England.

[02:09:11] Yes, England.

[02:09:12] Yes.

[02:09:13] Thank you.

[02:09:14] You are WOK.

[02:09:15] Yes, that's right.

[02:09:16] What's your name?

[02:09:17] Chen.

[02:09:18] Chen.

[02:09:19] Li.

[02:09:20] Li Zhongyu.

[02:09:21] Li Zhongyu.

[02:09:22] Li Zhongyu.

[02:09:23] Li Zhongyu.

[02:09:24] Li Zhongyu.

[02:09:25] Li Zhongyu.

[02:09:26] Li Zhongyu.

[02:09:27] I'm from New Hamburg.

[02:09:29] New Hamburg?

[02:09:30] Yes.

[02:09:31] I'm from New Hamburg.

[02:09:34] We went to eat in Beijing.

[02:09:38] This is an air.

[02:09:40] Mongolia.

[02:09:41] Mongolia.

[02:09:43] Mongolia.

[02:09:44] Mongolia.

[02:09:45] We went to Mongolia.

[02:09:47] Mongolia?

[02:09:48] Yes.

[02:09:49] Mongolia.

[02:09:51] You're from North Korea.

[02:09:53] North Korea.

[02:09:55] Because, uh, I don't know.

[02:09:59] Northern USA accent.

[02:10:01] Ah.

[02:10:02] What's a Northern USA accent?

[02:10:04] Like New York?

[02:10:05] What a hype, ah, really.

[02:10:07] I don't know.

[02:10:08] I love this kid.

[02:10:10] Is it?

[02:10:11] I think.

[02:10:12] You're...

[02:10:13] Oh, we need a baby.

[02:10:14] Ah.

[02:10:15] I'm a Western.

[02:10:16] Are you a Zai Beijing?

[02:10:17] I don't know.

[02:10:18] I don't know.

[02:10:19] Indiana.

[02:10:20] Oh, Indiana.

[02:10:21] Indiana.

[02:10:22] America.

[02:10:23] Oh, Megwin.

[02:10:24] I feel like it's gonna smoke us today.

[02:10:27] It's been awful.

[02:10:29] I'm just kind of unpretending.

[02:10:31] I want it. I want it.

[02:10:33] He's gonna light it for you.

[02:10:35] Good. Well, he's gone.

[02:10:37] Lily tried us in.

[02:10:39] Oh, North American.

[02:10:41] I see. I see.

[02:10:46] To breathe deep instantly,

[02:10:48] to get it lit all the way through.

[02:10:50] And then it'll be lit,

[02:10:52] Oh, he's puffing that shit!

[02:10:54] And then let it hang on your left hand, hold it further down, hold it further, don't hold it out the way, hold it the gold, you're holding it at the tip, hold it at the bottom part possible.

[02:11:03] Don't smoke it, like it's a foreign entity.

[02:11:06] So, we don't condone smoking. I don't know how much smoking we're putting in.

[02:11:10] Every single one!

[02:11:11] Just to be clear, we are smoking on this trip because every single person we've walked out to has offered us a cigarette.

[02:11:18] Yeah, it's their way of showing kindness, and I appreciate it because right now I feel like I'm starting to enjoy it, and it tastes really good.

[02:11:27] You just say, you don't smoke, and I'll just take it.

[02:11:31] But then this is, we're so much cooler like this.

[02:11:34] Hey, you live in Indiana?

[02:11:36] Yeah, I live in Atlanta.

[02:11:38] Oh, wow.

[02:11:40] We're YouTubers.

[02:11:42] Yeah.

[02:11:44] And we're doing a road trip to Mongolia from Gondryl.

[02:11:49] Maybe.

[02:11:50] Do you game?

[02:11:52] Are you a gamer?

[02:11:54] I used to play League of Legends.

[02:11:56] League of Legends, you guys.

[02:11:58] I played ranked on the best Amumu in North America.

[02:12:00] He got she, thank you for telling us.

[02:12:02] Pienza, Pienza.

[02:12:03] What's your Pienza?

[02:12:05] Your dad is helping us very much.

[02:12:07] Yeah, your dad is helping us very much.

[02:12:08] And you as well.

[02:12:09] You're both helping us a great deal.

[02:12:11] Well that was fortunate.

[02:12:12] Yeah.

[02:12:13] I should have asked him, like, what's the city north of here

[02:12:15] instead of saying, do you play League of Legends?

[02:12:17] It's like, what the fuck, boy?

[02:12:18] You're showing me now.

[02:12:19] How was he thinking?

[02:12:20] Dude, show the food!

[02:12:22] Yeah.

[02:12:22] I like places that it feels like I'm in, like, the...

[02:12:25] Like...

[02:12:34] Now.

[02:12:35] I want to be...

[02:12:36] Oh.

[02:12:37] Hello?

[02:12:43] Oh hello is it back? Maybe I should restart the router. It probably stopped. This hasn't

[02:12:52] been happening as much lately. I just want them to show the food man. I want to be invited

[02:12:58] into their home. My internet's not part of it. I want to resist a bit. Yeah. And then

[02:13:03] you go okay. And then I'll be fine. I'll be fine. I'll be fine. Third trip goal,

[02:13:06] hot spring yeah hot spring awesome that's on the list uh third trickle

[02:13:10] succeeding yeah oh my god that was a great meal I'm tired I'm tired it's

[02:13:22] honestly like that could ever happen on this point why just that part of a

[02:13:26] truck we're like okay all right boys we are headed off that is our ride right

[02:13:36] I feel like that's the most fun part of traveling is trying new food and eating stuff you'd ever get to eat at home.

[02:13:54] Guys don't care about food. I don't believe that. Men do care about food, but maybe they don't care about the visuals.

[02:14:06] Yeah, I feel like guys care about food more, even sometimes.

[02:14:21] Wait, who doesn't care about food?

[02:14:23] Who doesn't want to eat delicious food?

[02:14:26] Yeah, one more.

[02:14:29] That hurt.

[02:14:31] Yes.

[02:14:32] Dude, look at this table.

[02:14:35] You could do fuck-

[02:14:36] Oh!

[02:14:36] It is.

[02:14:37] Oh my god, we should be fine.

[02:14:39] No sleeping tonight.

[02:14:40] Is it much on?

[02:14:40] No sleeping tonight.

[02:14:41] No sleeping.

[02:14:42] Much on table!

[02:14:44] Are you...

[02:14:45] Are you...

[02:14:46] Bridged to nothing?

[02:14:47] Or...

[02:14:48] I say the polar bear's ice caps.

[02:14:50] You're the one with the preference.

[02:14:51] I go closer to the door.

[02:14:52] Do closer to the door.

[02:14:53] I don't want to protect you in case Marauder comes.

[02:14:55] Ah, thank you.

[02:14:56] Cause I'm the tank.

[02:14:58] Right, you tank, you tank.

[02:14:59] Dude, I can't wait till I have the GPS

[02:15:01] That's the fucking 50,000-pound truck after you take it to the top.

[02:15:06] Just kill it or die.

[02:15:07] Fuck!

[02:15:12] Holy shit.

[02:15:15] Oh, that was so cool.

[02:15:17] What the fuck is happening?

[02:15:19] It's ruined $12.

[02:15:21] Yeah, it's $13.

[02:15:23] $14.

[02:15:25] $13 room.

[02:15:27] Bathroom tour.

[02:15:29] Whoa.

[02:15:31] Yeah, we got to think about how to fucking shit in this how to wipe up I think because there's things but I'm like

[02:15:37] I don't just throw shit so what there has to be like a water

[02:15:46] It does feel that we're doing it

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[02:16:05] Go again there!

[02:16:09] Michael's gonna walk through that door.

[02:16:11] Ew!

[02:16:12] With a stick.

[02:16:13] And then you're gonna get the context of why.

[02:16:17] What the f***?

[02:16:19] Where is it?

[02:16:23] Yup, there's a hotel. I'm looking for a stick so I can unclog the fucking toilet.

[02:16:32] Yup. This is my sword with which I will unclog the world.

[02:16:38] I got your image in that.

[02:16:39] What the fuck?

[02:16:41] It's gone.

[02:16:43] Yeah!

[02:16:44] It's gone.

[02:16:46] It's gone.

[02:16:48] What did you do?

[02:16:50] I don't want to do that.

[02:16:52] I'm scared.

[02:16:54] You suck it back.

[02:16:56] I'm scared.

[02:16:58] Ew.

[02:17:00] I reached in and grabbed it.

[02:17:02] Where is the plastic?

[02:17:04] It's in there.

[02:17:06] Ew.

[02:17:08] It's in there.

[02:17:10] Ew.

[02:17:12] I'm scared.

[02:17:14] I'm scared.

[02:17:16] Are you gonna take on the cat tomorrow?

[02:17:18] Honestly, that's responsible and taking this shit, I guess.

[02:17:25] Yeah, sure.

[02:17:26] Eat the art, son, A5.

[02:17:29] Whee!

[02:17:30] Whee!

[02:17:31] Okay, it was about an A485.

[02:17:35] Yeah, anyway, here's this bag of Jewish shit.

[02:17:42] Wow.

[02:17:44] Wow.

[02:17:45] This is child of 118 miles.

[02:17:51] Wow.

[02:17:52] Still mad about the food situation, but that's okay.

[02:17:58] I really like the video.

[02:18:00] You guys are right.

[02:18:01] It was a good video.

[02:18:03] Since apparently there's four episodes, I kind of want to watch one more so I can kind of catch up.

[02:18:09] like maybe watch two today two tomorrow and then be caught up so yeah maybe

[02:18:15] just one more I don't want to watch them all three two one what a good show

[02:18:24] way I didn't like the video that was rude of me

[02:18:30] good job Lord Wigan Michael very very cool video series three two one

[02:18:39] Not subscribed, oh this is this is my new account I made for my stream PC. I'm subscribed on my main account

[02:18:48] We are in China

[02:18:51] Only has my stuff I watch on string or I'm blocking it

[02:18:56] Only the I stuff I like there's like 15 accounts here. I swear

[02:19:02] And we ended up in this town

[02:19:04] God knows because fucking name. Anyway, what are our goals today?

[02:19:09] I heard it, YouTube account!

[02:19:10] No, no, no, no, no.

[02:19:11] Grow up!

[02:19:12] I can call it like, grow up!

[02:19:13] 200 kilometers.

[02:19:14] I have a good goal for us.

[02:19:16] Yep.

[02:19:17] Sichuan.

[02:19:17] Isn't that like, a thousand kilometers away?

[02:19:20] No, I think the Sichuan province, okay.

[02:19:23] Oh, that's not directly working.

[02:19:24] I'm not sure that I'm making right now.

[02:19:26] Sorry.

[02:19:26] You have, where we started,

[02:19:28] which was like, high, high land and high land.

[02:19:31] Yeah.

[02:19:32] Which, this is like, Guangzhou, it's down here.

[02:19:34] So, we're at this island, we went up the bridge.

[02:19:36] And then there's like, Guangzhou province,

[02:19:38] the province down here and then you go up and the next province is Sichuan so all

[02:19:43] we have to do is leave the province we started and then we're in Sichuan and then

[02:19:46] we're in Sichuan. It's just like last time.

[02:19:52] Mago, Sichuan, or clog another Chinese toilet.

[02:19:55] Who says not we can't do both?

[02:19:57] Fuck it, let's do both.

[02:19:58] Hey dude I got bad news.

[02:20:00] This isn't north.

[02:20:03] Yeah.

[02:20:04] That's fine. That actually means west.

[02:20:08] Like that guy right now you saw on the motorcycle he's moving west.

[02:20:12] Okay, here's the deal. Your conversation, we'll come back to it.

[02:20:15] I just had a conversation about with this guy.

[02:20:17] I think he was asking how many cc's my bike was and I said like I said fucking

[02:20:22] Wu Hyaku.

[02:20:24] Yeah, whatever. And then he fucking and then he goes

[02:20:28] You know pretending to understand me and then I go

[02:20:31] I go,

[02:20:34] I go,

[02:20:38] I go,

[02:20:40] I go,

[02:20:42] I held up a line of people trying to buy things at a convenience store.

[02:20:46] All I was going to do is buy cigarettes because everyone is trying to get each other cigarettes.

[02:20:49] So trying to get a gift of lung cancer.

[02:20:52] I didn't even get a lighter.

[02:20:55] I just have a pack of cigarettes that no one can smoke.

[02:20:57] And we found out that your info is a lie, that's West.

[02:20:59] That's for sure West.

[02:21:00] the deal it could turn north or we take the x476 which has to be wait at this

[02:21:08] very moment turning it has to be yeah that's the sun so anyway yeah let's do

[02:21:19] it I think that makes sense all right it is time for the x476 driving

[02:21:23] Matzha, enjoy.

[02:21:24] Praise the sun.

[02:21:27] It's a lot.

[02:21:28] This is a huge thing.

[02:21:29] It's a huge eye-popping thing.

[02:21:30] Oh, he's trying to help you.

[02:21:33] Baby, baby, baby.

[02:21:36] Pizza is all pizza is all.

[02:21:43] Things are looking good.

[02:21:46] You're right.

[02:21:49] Thank you.

[02:21:50] Thank you.

[02:21:51] Thank you.

[02:21:53] You're right.

[02:21:56] Sit down, man.

[02:21:57] Thank you.

[02:21:58] I'm from Hong Kong.

[02:21:59] You're from Hong Kong?

[02:21:59] Yes.

[02:22:00] You're from Hong Kong?

[02:22:01] Yes, I'm from Hong Kong.

[02:22:02] We're from a local church in Guangzhou, Beijing.

[02:22:05] You're from Hong Kong?

[02:22:06] Yes.

[02:22:07] You're from Hong Kong?

[02:22:08] He's showing us.

[02:22:09] I'm from Hong Kong.

[02:22:10] All right.

[02:22:11] I think he's saying he has Red Bull.

[02:22:13] The translator conversations are so funny.

[02:22:26] Alright, teach them how to use GPS.

[02:22:31] He thinks there's two of them.

[02:22:41] I guess it depends on if it's utrens, yeah, okay, bye-bye!

[02:22:48] He gave up.

[02:22:50] He gave up.

[02:22:51] He gave up.

[02:22:52] He's like, fuck these guys, they're idiots.

[02:22:53] I gotta crush it because he had a mall at the end.

[02:22:54] I go, play.

[02:22:55] Because it's either Dway or Boo-Pay.

[02:22:56] Dway, right?

[02:22:57] Dway was fucking me.

[02:22:58] Boo-Pay?

[02:22:59] I say, blah.

[02:23:00] Okay, here's what I was understanding.

[02:23:01] Okay.

[02:23:02] If you was saying, we're gonna do it.

[02:23:03] We're gonna do it.

[02:23:04] We're gonna do it.

[02:23:05] We're gonna do it.

[02:23:06] We're gonna do it.

[02:23:07] We're gonna do it.

[02:23:08] We're gonna do it.

[02:23:09] Okay.

[02:23:10] Okay.

[02:23:10] He was saying, where do you want to go?

[02:23:12] I can take you there.

[02:23:13] And I didn't know how to say where to go.

[02:23:16] Either way, he did help us.

[02:23:18] Yeah, he flagged us down.

[02:23:19] There's a guy from the gas station

[02:23:20] who had a horrible conversation with.

[02:23:22] He flagged us down and said, fucking go that way.

[02:23:25] So, we'll listen to our friend who we couldn't

[02:23:29] understand and go that way.

[02:23:31] Oh, by the way, guys, Invincible Versus comes out

[02:23:33] April 30th.

[02:23:34] There's a place that's April 9th.

[02:23:35] It's invincible kid after spending a three-meet-three

[02:23:38] style.

[02:23:38] You're making the descriptions of 3v3 fighter in the script, right?

[02:23:42] We got flagged down by this guy.

[02:23:45] You come here?

[02:23:46] Uh-huh.

[02:23:47] Oh, that's right.

[02:23:48] Uh, I don't know how he's gonna fit though.

[02:23:49] Uh-huh.

[02:23:50] What?

[02:23:51] You want to start right with them?

[02:23:52] Come on.

[02:23:53] Yeah.

[02:23:54] You said go?

[02:23:55] Uh-huh.

[02:23:56] And do you want to ride?

[02:23:57] Uh-huh.

[02:23:57] Okay.

[02:23:58] Can you fit him?

[02:23:58] I can make the board right now.

[02:24:00] I think it might be better because my shit's soft.

[02:24:03] I think I'm gonna put my tripod off and he just like sits on my fucking bag.

[02:24:07] Alright boys, we picked up the hitchhiker, we're taking him back straight, Michael's gonna give him a ride.

[02:24:11] I'm gonna hop.

[02:24:12] Hop hop.

[02:24:12] Okay.

[02:24:13] Oh.

[02:24:14] Okay, go ahead.

[02:24:16] Okay, he's gonna get on there.

[02:24:19] He's on here.

[02:24:20] Alright, well that's good.

[02:24:21] Weeeee!

[02:24:22] I can't fix this thing.

[02:24:23] Doesn't it look cool?

[02:24:24] It looks insane.

[02:24:25] He looks so quiet.

[02:24:27] It's crazy.

[02:24:28] You're using it for something you like to put the hitchhiker on a motorcycle, yeah.

[02:24:33] Oh, he said left.

[02:24:34] He's putting forward.

[02:24:35] I don't know, I think maybe four over somewhere around here.

[02:24:41] He's a bit of a straight, right?

[02:24:43] Yeah, he is.

[02:24:44] But if there's a place to stop around the band, I would just stop there.

[02:24:47] More right now?

[02:24:48] Yeah, I would just put in more right now.

[02:24:49] There, guys, we have lunch time.

[02:24:51] Yeah.

[02:24:52] As long as it's not big dog.

[02:24:53] Yeah, I think it's not going to change it much.

[02:24:56] Kind of like a real-life city, by the way.

[02:24:58] Yeah, I would just came to it, I think.

[02:25:00] Maybe we stop to eat here?

[02:25:02] Oh, you said right here.

[02:25:03] Stop to eat?

[02:25:04] Around the skies

[02:25:17] What do you think

[02:25:27] 324 both ways we could just commit right again

[02:25:34] Let's fight karma.

[02:25:36] Thank you karma.

[02:25:38] Guangzhou, okay that's fine.

[02:25:40] Wait, Guangzhou is...

[02:25:44] So we're going back.

[02:25:46] Yeah, we're making these sick.

[02:25:48] Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let's breathe that.

[02:25:50] Have we only been going west today?

[02:25:52] It did feel like we did a lot of west,

[02:25:54] but the reason we were doing a lot of west

[02:25:56] is because there wasn't really a route

[02:25:58] through those hills, right?

[02:26:00] Yeah, but now I'm worried that

[02:26:02] 200 kilometers north of Longzhou, we could be 200 kilometers west of Longzhou.

[02:26:07] Straight of west?

[02:26:08] That's a little concerning.

[02:26:10] Yeah, it's a touch concerning.

[02:26:13] 100% and I don't like it.

[02:26:15] That's just something to think about.

[02:26:17] Should we think about?

[02:26:18] Maybe we think about some food.

[02:26:21] Yeah, I'm done.

[02:26:21] I'm just going to get some food.

[02:26:24] Think about this.

[02:26:26] I'll drink some tea with this guy.

[02:26:28] Yeah, yeah.

[02:26:30] Oh, shut up!

[02:26:32] Thank you.

[02:26:34] Where are you from?

[02:26:36] Beijing.

[02:26:38] Where are you from?

[02:26:40] I'm from Los Angeles.

[02:26:42] I'm from Los Angeles.

[02:26:44] We'll be gone. Thanks for 19 months.

[02:26:46] You want to say basketball?

[02:26:48] You're offering a seagull? I don't know what this is. Maybe it's menthol?

[02:26:52] You got to offer the seagull, you want one?

[02:26:56] A little drink of seabull.

[02:26:58] Dude, you can't run one Zinn to smoke 18 Sigis.

[02:27:03] The map don't map there.

[02:27:05] I don't know how we navigate a country without cigarettes.

[02:27:07] Yeah, pretty hard. This is a good city.

[02:27:09] Woman...

[02:27:11] ...Zai...

[02:27:12] Judy.

[02:27:13] Judy.

[02:27:14] Okay.

[02:27:15] Woman...

[02:27:16] Beijing.

[02:27:18] Beijing.

[02:27:19] Beijing.

[02:27:20] Wuhan Zai...

[02:27:23] Wuhan.

[02:27:24] Wuhan.

[02:27:25] Wuhan Zai.

[02:27:26] How many kilometers do you have?

[02:27:36] More than 300 kilometers.

[02:27:38] Three days?

[02:27:39] Yes.

[02:27:40] Three days.

[02:27:41] You don't need to say it.

[02:27:43] We say you don't need to say it.

[02:27:45] You don't need to say it.

[02:27:47] You don't need to say it.

[02:27:49] You don't need to say it.

[02:27:51] You can't see it.

[02:27:52] You can't see it.

[02:27:53] You can't see it.

[02:27:54] Thank you for the performance.

[02:27:56] Sparkling out in the dark.

[02:27:58] Oh, no, no, no.

[02:27:59] Oh, yeah.

[02:28:00] Oh, yeah.

[02:28:01] English rule.

[02:28:02] No.

[02:28:03] Oh, you're too young to say something.

[02:28:04] You're too young to say something.

[02:28:05] You're too young to say something.

[02:28:06] No.

[02:28:07] Oh, excuse me.

[02:28:08] Ah.

[02:28:09] Can you speak English?

[02:28:10] Ah, you've gathered people.

[02:28:11] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:28:12] Yeah, yeah.

[02:28:13] This is China.

[02:28:14] China.

[02:28:15] China.

[02:28:16] China.

[02:28:17] China.

[02:28:18] China.

[02:28:19] China.

[02:28:20] China.

[02:28:21] China.

[02:28:22] They're just trying to grab any young person you speak to.

[02:28:27] Ah, hello.

[02:28:28] Ah!

[02:28:29] You speak English?

[02:28:32] Ah, me too.

[02:28:35] I think they're on a search to find somebody who speaks enough English to communicate with

[02:28:41] us.

[02:28:42] We've gathered.

[02:28:44] Yes.

[02:28:46] The first two languages I learned weren't very good.

[02:28:52] You guys are good.

[02:28:54] Don't you understand Chinese?

[02:29:00] Do you know how to eat and drink?

[02:29:03] You won't eat and drink, right?

[02:29:07] Are they just laughing at their Chinese?

[02:29:10] Yes, they are.

[02:29:12] We want to eat...

[02:29:17] ...frozen.

[02:29:18] Frozen?

[02:29:20] Frozen, Frozen, Frozen.

[02:29:22] Where are you going?

[02:29:24] I want to take her with me.

[02:29:27] I want to take her with me.

[02:29:29] She wants to take you with her.

[02:29:30] Okay.

[02:29:31] Good bye.

[02:29:32] Go.

[02:29:33] Go.

[02:29:34] Here we go.

[02:29:35] I think she's going to lead us to a nice restaurant.

[02:29:38] Thank you.

[02:29:39] Thank you.

[02:29:40] Here we have a guide.

[02:29:41] All right, bye-bye!

[02:29:43] All right, we are now following a child to a restaurant that they recommended.

[02:29:51] Dude, it's funny, she's got to be like, what, fucking 15?

[02:29:54] She's got her own low-paid, and she knows how to swerve around that shit.

[02:29:58] She's not even worked right in the morning.

[02:30:00] Oh, Cody, thanks for 51 months.

[02:30:02] Yeah, she also is going in oncoming traffic.

[02:30:05] We need us in the oncoming traffic tunnel.

[02:30:08] No, no, no!

[02:30:10] Yeah, pass up, okay?

[02:30:13] Oh, they're bringing us to a traditional spot.

[02:30:15] Ooh!

[02:30:18] This looks lovely.

[02:30:20] You, you...

[02:30:22] Show the food this time, asshole!

[02:30:24] She's just fucking chilling.

[02:30:26] No, no way.

[02:30:28] See you soon.

[02:30:30] Okay, what do we got here?

[02:30:32] Menu time!

[02:30:34] Ooh, pass!

[02:30:36] Yes!

[02:30:36] I think you drink.

[02:30:39] Ah, ta, ta.

[02:30:42] Uh, do you know what this is?

[02:30:44] What is it?

[02:30:45] This is...

[02:30:46] This is...

[02:30:47] This is...

[02:30:48] This is...

[02:30:49] This is us.

[02:30:50] This is...

[02:30:51] This is us.

[02:30:52] To be the Chinese guy of the group who just fucking smokes

[02:30:57] ciggies and pours tea for everyone.

[02:31:00] Yeah, that guy.

[02:31:01] Dreamlike.

[02:31:02] I'll try to be 56 in China, just pouring people tea.

[02:31:05] I know, I'm clashing over every blight over it.

[02:31:07] Every one of us by it.

[02:31:09] I mean, it probably doesn't stop at live over it, right?

[02:31:10] You know, not food, it's just chicken,

[02:31:12] not meat, it's just chicken.

[02:31:13] I mean, he's got all those foods for a fucking reason.

[02:31:14] I mean, that's pretty nice.

[02:31:15] Yeah, I mean.

[02:31:16] That's a lot of info.

[02:31:17] Jack, those are all chicken ones.

[02:31:18] That's 100 miles, you know what I'm saying?

[02:31:19] Yes, I love chicken ones.

[02:31:20] I don't know if it's chicken on the border.

[02:31:22] Yeah, I think Sichuan province.

[02:31:23] I just love visually appealing,

[02:31:25] out-prepared food.

[02:31:27] Yeah.

[02:31:27] I think it is one of life's biggest blessings

[02:31:29] to be able to taste food.

[02:31:31] You know, it does work.

[02:31:33] is Boo Yong Ga Su, Boo Yong Shuo Ji, Boo Yong Ji too.

[02:31:36] Yeah.

[02:31:37] And they go, and they go, Ma Xiao,

[02:31:38] and they go, Ma Xiao, and that's it.

[02:31:39] Okay, that is an adventure.

[02:31:40] Yeah, I guess the repetition like helps with it.

[02:31:43] Man, okay, I don't think that guy back there has like

[02:31:45] an off accent at all.

[02:31:46] All right, settle, settle down, guys, settle down.

[02:31:49] I don't know if I'm not gonna pan it in,

[02:31:50] but it feels like accents change.

[02:31:52] Yeah, it's like pretty drastically, easily.

[02:31:53] In the last, I'm just gonna write.

[02:31:55] Put up a map of dialects in every region.

[02:31:59] What?

[02:32:00] And where we are, and then, you know what I'm saying?

[02:32:02] Like, because I feel like if you were to look at the map,

[02:32:06] you would see that like, that South area is like crazy

[02:32:09] different.

[02:32:09] South area?

[02:32:10] There are South as they can be.

[02:32:13] Oh, that's awesome.

[02:32:14] I got fire on the street.

[02:32:16] Whoa!

[02:32:21] Scrumptious.

[02:32:21] Now take it, get a good shot of it this time.

[02:32:24] Oh, man.

[02:32:26] This is something.

[02:32:27] Overhead shots.

[02:32:28] Overhead shots!

[02:32:29] I thought it was that.

[02:32:30] I'm not gonna do it, are they?

[02:32:30] Is it though?

[02:32:31] I guess we got no?

[02:32:33] That gets large.

[02:32:34] Not sure.

[02:32:35] I guess I'll find out.

[02:32:36] You have to hold the camera over it.

[02:32:41] They don't care.

[02:32:42] They don't care about us real food employers.

[02:32:47] I think you're right.

[02:32:51] I can't hear shit.

[02:32:52] I'm not sure about that.

[02:32:53] Alright, this is their house special.

[02:32:54] Let's try it.

[02:32:55] Oh, shit.

[02:32:56] Show us what it is!

[02:32:58] It's just a ball!

[02:33:01] It's free content though, and I would have appreciated it.

[02:33:08] This broth is so good.

[02:33:10] Show the broth!

[02:33:12] Alright, let's do it.

[02:33:14] Another review.

[02:33:15] We're at the restaurant we were guided to by a small girl who skipped school today

[02:33:19] after smoking a cigarette with a random Chinese man.

[02:33:22] This spot, if you were to come here, you would expect food at the rating of...

[02:33:27] I see him. So I see him.

[02:33:29] 9-3.

[02:33:30] Ooh.

[02:33:31] 8-0.

[02:33:32] I mean, it's my favorite meal so far.

[02:33:33] Anyway, if you find yourself in China at...

[02:33:35] Lady Chen.

[02:33:36] City, check this place out.

[02:33:38] All right. That was one.

[02:33:40] We are headed to 6-1-1.

[02:33:42] I want to see the food.

[02:33:43] I got stuff for the caffeine.

[02:33:44] They're probably never really going to show up.

[02:33:45] And then I'll arrive at this 4-hour straight up.

[02:33:47] I will have to order until accepting.

[02:33:49] All right.

[02:33:50] All right.

[02:33:51] I'll do it.

[02:33:52] Ah.

[02:33:53] Hey.

[02:33:54] Hey, Shay.

[02:33:55] I'm smoking it like weed.

[02:34:00] I want to live my tears for them.

[02:34:05] Getting to eat my needs through.

[02:34:07] It's time to ask two separate guys.

[02:34:09] In non-prishty areas.

[02:34:11] I cannot.

[02:34:12] I can not understand.

[02:34:37] You used your phone.

[02:34:39] They keep saying...

[02:34:42] What?

[02:34:44] What?

[02:34:46] Beijing

[02:34:48] Yes, Shizu Lu

[02:34:50] Beijing?

[02:34:52] Shizu Lu

[02:34:54] Shizu Lu

[02:34:56] The girl is so cute

[02:34:58] What's her name?

[02:35:00] Oh, Shizu Lu

[02:35:02] Ah, yes

[02:35:04] Open the treasure

[02:35:06] Take a look

[02:35:08] Is this Lu

[02:35:10] Big, mom?

[02:35:13] Ah, good way.

[02:35:14] Thank you.

[02:35:16] So where's anything that could have gone, uh, ever?

[02:35:19] I woke up on so many, so many times.

[02:35:21] This is a boat.

[02:35:25] I'm sure there's a boat.

[02:35:29] There's a boat.

[02:35:31] And I'll give you a size of 1,000 square meters.

[02:35:35] What?

[02:35:36] 1,000.

[02:35:37] 1,488 square meters.

[02:35:40] 1000 kilometers.

[02:35:42] The province we are in now is called Guangdong Province.

[02:35:46] Guangdong Province?

[02:35:47] It's probably so delicious.

[02:35:49] Do you have a phone number?

[02:35:51] Can you call the number?

[02:35:52] I just keep it like bro, just open it.

[02:35:54] 1488 kilometers.

[02:35:56] 1888?

[02:35:57] Yeah.

[02:35:58] 1888 kilometers.

[02:35:59] He just said 800.

[02:36:01] 1888?

[02:36:03] 1488.

[02:36:05] He didn't say 1880, he said 1490.

[02:36:08] I have to wait for a long time.

[02:36:10] How long do I have to wait?

[02:36:11] More than 200 kilometers.

[02:36:13] More than 2000 kilometers.

[02:36:14] More than 200 kilometers.

[02:36:16] I have to go to the park.

[02:36:18] I have to go to the park.

[02:36:19] I don't know.

[02:36:20] I have to go to the park.

[02:36:22] So you have to go to the park at least 1000 kilometers.

[02:36:24] You can use your phone to call and ask where you are going.

[02:36:27] You can go to the park.

[02:36:30] You can call and ask where you are going.

[02:36:31] I'll take you there.

[02:36:32] Thank you.

[02:36:33] Everyone is getting so annoyed.

[02:36:36] You're going to have to mind what?

[02:36:37] Actually, I pulled out, I thought it was one lady and I was, you know, and then I pulled in

[02:36:43] four Chinese people all sitting there looking at the door, they went, ah, and they rolled me.

[02:36:50] Mine went well.

[02:36:51] Yeah, that was pretty good.

[02:36:52] That's why I left.

[02:36:53] Either way, it sounds like this way and then figure it out.

[02:36:56] It sounds about right.

[02:36:57] This way is better than this way.

[02:36:59] Alright, let's go.

[02:37:00] So anyway, we took a left because we've been heading east to Guangzhou and it just feels horrible.

[02:37:05] And we're hoping that this road takes us to Yunnan, which is north.

[02:37:11] Well, let's film this sign coming up here so you can see it guys.

[02:37:14] This is the sign.

[02:37:15] Now it's so quiet, the noise cancellation.

[02:37:17] So Yunnan is 76 kilometers away and then there's Wudul.

[02:37:19] So yeah.

[02:37:20] Anyway, that's where we're going.

[02:37:23] That's north.

[02:37:27] Is it though?

[02:37:32] 100%.

[02:37:33] What is the sign?

[02:37:35] It's overcast.

[02:37:36] Okay, welcome to the guangzhou problem.

[02:37:39] We have passed

[02:37:41] at this point 60 kilometers of signs.

[02:37:43] Yeah, so like an hour of driving

[02:37:46] where every sign says guangzhou in 200 kilometers.

[02:37:49] It'd be so cool if we were wanting to do a guangzhou.

[02:37:51] Which would be awesome.

[02:37:53] But we fucking started in guangzhou.

[02:37:55] We flew, that's where we flew in.

[02:37:57] So here's our home.

[02:37:58] You've pushed far enough.

[02:37:59] Well, thanks to the Prime.

[02:38:01] Eventually it'll be north.

[02:38:02] That's the goal.

[02:38:02] I like that.

[02:38:03] Yeah, well, that's-

[02:38:04] The thing is, we can't-

[02:38:05] We're not even arguing about it.

[02:38:07] It's just something we keep yelling about,

[02:38:08] because we can't-

[02:38:09] There's no other option.

[02:38:09] We're just sad.

[02:38:11] We're just sad about it.

[02:38:11] I just wanted a fucking fan.

[02:38:13] We're just sad about it.

[02:38:14] So sad.

[02:38:14] And we passed a bunch of brick stores,

[02:38:17] and slab stores.

[02:38:18] Oh, dude.

[02:38:19] The stone slab industry of Guangdong province

[02:38:22] is fucking popping.

[02:38:24] Any slab enjoyers find yourselves

[02:38:25] coming to Guangdong.

[02:38:26] Yeah, you ever get confused

[02:38:28] when there's a McDonald's

[02:38:28] across the parking lot from McDonald's?

[02:38:29] Every four months.

[02:38:30] Try 700 McDonald's along the same street.

[02:38:34] If you've ever seen that, that's how you know

[02:38:36] you're in a good fucking spot.

[02:38:38] So anyway, so.

[02:38:41] I guess we'll just fucking go east now.

[02:38:44] Yo, Eric, J-S-C-S-C, thank you for coming.

[02:38:47] Oh, all right, all right, all right, all right.

[02:38:50] Whoa, the yin-jin, hukui.

[02:38:52] I wanna walk in on the pharmacy

[02:38:53] and say my penis, no work.

[02:38:55] My penis, no work.

[02:38:56] This is the hotel?

[02:38:57] Very hotel-ish.

[02:38:59] You wanna stay here or keep going?

[02:39:00] Look at the pink moped, so cute!

[02:39:04] POV you're walking into your room and you're singing Michael Rhee tonight?

[02:39:07] Oh, no!

[02:39:09] I got a home!

[02:39:11] Ooh, nice!

[02:39:13] Nice hue of...

[02:39:15] cigarette!

[02:39:16] Oh, cigarette smell!

[02:39:18] Wow!

[02:39:19] Oh my God!

[02:39:20] Actually gorgeous!

[02:39:21] Dog shit!

[02:39:22] Yeah, I was ready for it to be dog shit.

[02:39:25] POV you're walking into your room and you're singing Michael Rhee tonight.

[02:39:30] in a Chinese city, you don't really know the name of.

[02:39:32] We want some tea, baby shop, steak, city coffee shop.

[02:39:38] What?

[02:39:39] I mean, do you wanna try it?

[02:39:41] Sir, oh, sorry, no, this is the steak store.

[02:39:43] No, this is the steak that we're making at the time.

[02:39:45] Oh, I think actually.

[02:39:48] This is the steak and coffee shop.

[02:39:49] Wow.

[02:39:50] No, they weren't alive.

[02:39:51] No, it really is.

[02:39:53] Do I have a ribeye and a black coffee?

[02:39:56] There's something.

[02:39:57] No, it really is.

[02:39:58] Oh, look at the picture.

[02:39:59] Alright, what are you looking at?

[02:40:02] We're catching your fancy.

[02:40:04] The pictures?

[02:40:05] Woah!

[02:40:06] Dude, look at that off the city.

[02:40:08] There's info too.

[02:40:09] I don't know this city, I was just trying to figure out.

[02:40:12] Look at the chunks right there.

[02:40:13] I mean, I guess it kind of looks like this city.

[02:40:16] I didn't see all that green though.

[02:40:17] I was going off this menu and I was going to say, I need to be honest, because this

[02:40:21] was the state sign for sure.

[02:40:23] Which menu are you talking about?

[02:40:24] Oh, the menu.

[02:40:26] Oh, sorry.

[02:40:27] Sorry

[02:40:29] I think I'm just gonna get one of the six of the five call it a day. Well look at our coffee section

[02:40:33] Where is the very very bad coffee section? It's very small dude. It's called steak and coffee

[02:40:39] Yeah, that's the whole coffee city tastes that's the coffee section

[02:40:43] Coffee city would say no

[02:40:47] City it sticks even that accent. I'm just just a hand push on young

[02:40:54] You know

[02:40:57] This is this.

[02:40:59] This is this.

[02:41:01] No, this is this.

[02:41:02] This is the way I've been here.

[02:41:04] This is the way I've been here.

[02:41:07] This is the way I've been here.

[02:41:09] It's so sad.

[02:41:11] It's so sad.

[02:41:13] Arrowhoes, 16-ball.

[02:41:15] It's so sad.

[02:41:17] This is the way you want this.

[02:41:19] Yes.

[02:41:21] What's the Western one?

[02:41:23] The Western one.

[02:41:25] What's the name of the drink?

[02:41:26] Ice.

[02:41:27] What's the name of the drink?

[02:41:28] Hmm...

[02:41:29] You have...

[02:41:30] Um...

[02:41:31] Another one.

[02:41:32] Cold?

[02:41:33] Cold?

[02:41:34] Cold?

[02:41:35] Cold.

[02:41:36] Yes.

[02:41:37] This one?

[02:41:38] Yes.

[02:41:39] Cold?

[02:41:40] Cold?

[02:41:41] No.

[02:41:42] Yes, yes.

[02:41:43] Um...

[02:41:44] Do you want rice?

[02:41:45] Um...

[02:41:46] Do you want...

[02:41:47] Can I play with rice?

[02:41:49] Do you want...

[02:41:50] Do you want...

[02:41:51] Do you want to play with rice?

[02:41:52] Yes.

[02:41:53] How do you think that's the vibe of the question?

[02:42:19] He bliped at the question.

[02:42:22] Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.

[02:42:25] The way.

[02:42:29] Honestly, not bad. They figured it out from the context.

[02:42:32] Michael, what do we just get Woof on now?

[02:42:34] Daylight. Okay.

[02:42:35] Alright then.

[02:42:36] Hey, what's going on?

[02:42:37] Who on the scene is that?

[02:42:38] Check this out.

[02:42:39] How floor-satient.

[02:42:40] Woof. 5.

[02:42:41] Fun.

[02:42:42] Woof. Let's think about this.

[02:42:43] Woof. Fun.

[02:42:44] Because we ordered steak.

[02:42:45] Yeah. Yeah.

[02:42:46] I was waiting for the question,

[02:42:47] and I think that you probably are right.

[02:42:50] I just try to context clue it, but I don't clue it.

[02:42:52] My theory is that maybe they have a scale of one to 10

[02:42:56] for the doneness instead of being there.

[02:42:58] The scale's one to five.

[02:42:58] Five is rubber, one is raw.

[02:43:01] I think so.

[02:43:02] I would pick one.

[02:43:04] I want a raw steak.

[02:43:06] I like my steak still bleeding.

[02:43:09] Wow.

[02:43:10] Wow, it's got a curly straw.

[02:43:14] Show the food properly this time.

[02:43:15] Do you think she was asking me?

[02:43:17] Ice cream for your fat white body?

[02:43:19] Do you think that's what you did?

[02:43:21] She was getting beat

[02:43:23] I didn't hear a thing she was like

[02:43:25] I heard bean, well I pointed to the one that had

[02:43:27] What's bean?

[02:43:28] I pointed to the one that had

[02:43:29] Western on it

[02:43:30] I really like that idea

[02:43:32] Oh, Western

[02:43:33] Coffee

[02:43:34] Western coffee?

[02:43:35] It has ice cream

[02:43:36] Because Western people like to get fat

[02:43:39] That's what they think of us

[02:43:40] That's a wonderful cola though

[02:43:42] I get it

[02:43:43] I don't know what it, yeah, you forgot it for your main drink.

[02:43:48] It's just very weird to have before my steak.

[02:43:52] Oh, wow, wow, that was fast.

[02:43:54] Ooh, yes, yes, okay.

[02:43:57] Here's my piece.

[02:43:58] I will take that.

[02:44:00] It's not, you know, the aesthetic food shot I wanted.

[02:44:03] I will take that.

[02:44:04] I will take that.

[02:44:05] That was a good enough food shot.

[02:44:07] Okay, thank you.

[02:44:09] Thank you, Ludwig.

[02:44:10] Do you need to go great with this?

[02:44:12] a giant sip of ice-car-bean coffee.

[02:44:16] OK, we do have somewhere to do ice-cold.

[02:44:18] Because we stopped riding a bit earlier than normal,

[02:44:21] and we also took our pretty girl and stopped.

[02:44:24] Oh, yeah, you have to get there.

[02:44:25] Yeah, he showed the baby properly with all the food.

[02:44:27] With the asses, I played.

[02:44:28] Yeah, they might be done.

[02:44:29] I knew.

[02:44:33] Where am I?

[02:44:34] Chi Mopo-chur-dal-beji.

[02:44:38] I love her.

[02:44:39] I love her.

[02:44:40] Just like one second showing the food is all you need.

[02:44:46] I want to know what it looks like.

[02:44:48] is I journeyed the baby

[02:44:56] You can see every single person just open your phone

[02:45:02] That's like the normal response

[02:45:04] There's no way for them to know they're doing that

[02:45:06] They're doing it?

[02:45:07] Yeah

[02:45:08] Do I go first challenge?

[02:45:10] I was I...

[02:45:12] You're none?

[02:45:13] Do you want me to draw a map for you?

[02:45:15] Yeah, yeah

[02:45:16] I'm going

[02:45:17] Okay, okay.

[02:45:19] This is a very difficult expression.

[02:45:23] Baby.

[02:45:25] Sure.

[02:45:27] Thanks.

[02:45:29] Young boy, young boy, going to the baby.

[02:45:35] Young boy going to the...

[02:45:37] Young boy going to the...

[02:45:40] Young boy going to the...

[02:45:44] 明天明天

[02:45:46] 后来是听这一句话去北部

[02:45:48] 啊

[02:45:50] 这怎么回事啊

[02:45:52] 这是哪个大地图怎么去找的啦

[02:45:54] 啊

[02:45:56] 啊

[02:45:58] 啊

[02:46:00] 啊

[02:46:02] 武汉在

[02:46:04] 多少

[02:46:06] 武汉

[02:46:08] 武汉

[02:46:10] 武汉

[02:46:12] I saw it here.

[02:46:14] 1,000km.

[02:46:16] They said take care of it.

[02:46:18] 1,000km.

[02:46:20] 1,000km.

[02:46:22] 1,000km.

[02:46:24] 100km.

[02:46:26] 100km.

[02:46:28] 100km.

[02:46:30] 100km.

[02:46:32] 100km.

[02:46:34] 100km.

[02:46:36] 100km.

[02:46:38] 100km.

[02:46:40] 北京是三千周公里的,很远的。

[02:46:46] 真的。

[02:46:48] 真的。

[02:46:54] Bear you all today.

[02:46:56] I'm so scared.

[02:46:58] I'm so scared.

[02:47:00] I'm so scared.

[02:47:02] I'm gonna show you guys a number.

[02:47:04] And this is the number that we are from Wuhan.

[02:47:10] That's the number we are from Wuhan and that's the number we are from Beijing on the optimal route

[02:47:17] We have a thousand kilometers to go. We're like 12 days from Beijing at least I remember

[02:47:24] Yes, no wonder everyone's like looking at us like we're fucking dipshit

[02:47:27] They're probably thinking of it

[02:47:28] Because there are probably about 600 towns that have a name similar to Wuhan between here and Wuhan

[02:47:34] Just just calling out a place 800 miles from Los Angeles. Yeah, right. Yeah, it's like I want to go to

[02:47:39] I go to Des Moines.

[02:47:41] Yeah, yeah.

[02:47:42] And you say, with a huge accent, it's like, Des Moines?

[02:47:45] I go to Des Moines.

[02:47:46] I want to go to Des Moines.

[02:47:47] What do you fucking mean, Des Moines?

[02:47:49] Can I go to Cheese Peek?

[02:47:51] Let me go to Cheese Peek.

[02:47:52] Cheese Peek Bay?

[02:47:54] Yeah, it's like, I'm on a motorcycle.

[02:47:55] Cheese Peek Bay?

[02:47:56] I'm going to go to Cheese Peek.

[02:47:57] I'm Chinese.

[02:47:58] I go, I go, I go, how many miles away do you think

[02:48:04] that that is?

[02:48:05] And you go, adventure.

[02:48:08] adventure

[02:48:12] Yes, yes, Chinese look at the map of

[02:48:16] It's a good Tyson chicken

[02:48:22] No, because real question is an even more we're going oh, yeah, right

[02:48:27] We want to Aaron hot dude. How many miles another probably like fucking find your kilometers morphin

[02:48:32] There's no fairy to save us either there's no fucking outs this time. I mean, I don't think we've done horrible progress the first few days

[02:48:41] No, it's ass

[02:48:46] Okay, I think

[02:48:50] We just need

[02:48:52] To get going north

[02:48:54] We do we got to go Bay. I don't even know if we're saying baby in if that makes sense

[02:48:59] woman

[02:49:02] Whatever I'm sorry ting ting nighttime walking sequence

[02:49:11] Like 9 p.m. Little massage

[02:49:19] Yeah

[02:49:23] It's so many

[02:49:26] I mean presumably we're gonna hit a road that's like the fucking God road and we can just because like you can say

[02:49:32] And in six hours of driving 400 kilometers pretty easy

[02:49:38] Yeah, yeah

[02:49:43] Unlike the one

[02:49:57] Well, look at this arcade

[02:49:59] Oh shit they got Pokemon skulls!

[02:50:01] It's mostly parents with their kids up on the stands.

[02:50:03] Oh it used to be adults actually.

[02:50:05] This is so karaoke.

[02:50:07] Oh yeah, it's like intimate karaoke for two. I've never seen this before.

[02:50:09] Hey how y'all doing tonight?

[02:50:11] What up?

[02:50:13] Hey, okay.

[02:50:15] Da da da da da da da.

[02:50:17] Alright Shwagen, what are we playing today?

[02:50:19] Hey how y'all doing tonight?

[02:50:21] What up?

[02:50:23] Hey, okay.

[02:50:25] Da da da da da da.

[02:50:27] What are we playing today?

[02:50:29] Hey, how y'all doing tonight?

[02:50:31] OK.

[02:50:31] Ooh!

[02:50:32] You know I rock with you.

[02:50:33] Ghibli!

[02:50:33] Yeah, Ghibli.

[02:50:34] You want to win a Ghibli?

[02:50:35] Ghibli?

[02:50:36] No.

[02:50:36] True.

[02:50:37] I'm not tweeting you.

[02:50:40] Oh, is this a second sample?

[02:50:42] Is this a purple whistle?

[02:50:43] I don't know.

[02:50:44] This is the fucking one where he makes planes for war.

[02:50:49] Oh, yeah.

[02:50:50] The boy in the hell.

[02:50:52] I make planes for war.

[02:50:55] This is, by the way, not from a senior human.

[02:50:59] What?

[02:51:00] You see what?

[02:51:01] Oh, the leaves are in China.

[02:51:02] Oh.

[02:51:03] You

[02:51:33] Oh my fucking god! This is going to be like 50 episodes!

[02:51:43] Oh my fucking god! This is going to be like 50 episodes!

[02:51:53] They only have three weeks.

[02:52:03] I'm going to be able to do that.

[02:52:13] Wow, that was so good.

[02:52:22] Actually, I kind of want to keep watching cuz I know I said I'd split it up, but I'm hooked now

[02:52:29] It's all it's all such a good series. I didn't watch their Japan one. I didn't that this is so good

[02:52:37] Come on. Good morning. Oh, they're so fucked up. Welcome to

[02:52:42] You not probably probably you not for sure

[02:52:45] Today is the day that we make a lot of progress, though, because of how bad it turns out we've

[02:52:55] been doing.

[02:52:56] Today, it's 300 kilometers north.

[02:52:58] 300 kilometers in bus.

[02:52:59] They actually show their 300-pound one, so they used to show it properly.

[02:53:04] And they just don't.

[02:53:05] They just stopped for China.

[02:53:06] Why?

[02:53:07] What's our path away from this wretched city?

[02:53:12] Why?

[02:53:13] Crossed by about like four awesome main use in a shliga and the shliga said let's go down that way

[02:53:21] That's big fall. It's like that proverb that says it's better to trust a single shliga than a thousand

[02:53:27] science main use

[02:53:30] All right, let's see how this goes

[02:53:43] 周 terrra

[02:53:45] ğh

[02:53:48] ğh

[02:53:53] ğh

[02:53:55] ğh

[02:53:56] ğh

[02:53:57] ğh

[02:53:59] ğh

[02:54:04] 好

[02:54:05] ğh

[02:54:07] ğh

[02:54:09] ğh

[02:54:10] ğh

[02:54:11] I stopped by Chinese police for being white and shiny.

[02:54:20] To be honest I don't even know what they just said.

[02:54:22] Alright well that's our first stop.

[02:54:24] Nailed it.

[02:54:25] Objective.

[02:54:26] Escape Udon.

[02:54:27] Is this so banning?

[02:54:28] It's turned into west.

[02:54:29] I feel like we've been doing this fucking west-east bullshit.

[02:54:30] Dude look how much time they wasted.

[02:54:31] Oh my god.

[02:54:32] What is that?

[02:54:33] I don't want to be traveling day again.

[02:54:34] I don't want to be traveling day again.

[02:54:35] I don't want to be traveling day again.

[02:54:36] I don't want to be traveling day again.

[02:54:37] I don't want to be traveling day again.

[02:54:38] I don't want to be traveling day again.

[02:54:39] I don't want to be traveling day again.

[02:54:40] or to be traveling day again.

[02:54:41] Conveniently, we reach the end of the western pass

[02:54:46] and now we're going perfectly north.

[02:54:47] We also have another day of overcast, bro.

[02:54:50] Yeah, I've got lessons.

[02:54:52] I mean, it's good for riding.

[02:54:53] It's really hard to tell what direction we're going.

[02:54:55] A little bit, yeah.

[02:54:57] My geogazer skills get insomely demolished.

[02:55:00] They must have been, yeah, they must have

[02:55:01] had some more shit.

[02:55:03] Yeah, no, no, it's the river thing.

[02:55:04] It's the water flows to the right.

[02:55:05] All water flows to the right.

[02:55:07] Did you see the police tag

[02:55:08] that we'd be pushing to the right?

[02:55:09] I don't know if it was like, for funsies?

[02:55:11] Cause my light switch is on the back, on the front, right?

[02:55:14] Yeah, it's on the back.

[02:55:14] Yeah, I think they're just taking a picture of us.

[02:55:16] Oh, for fun.

[02:55:18] Yeah.

[02:55:18] Let's pull these two jokers over.

[02:55:21] Give them a good jerk.

[02:55:22] Yeah, they didn't even really frisk, they just stopped.

[02:55:25] OK, you know what I might do is just go on this white path.

[02:55:28] I just want to see what the sign says.

[02:55:31] Like, maybe it'll have the direction, you know what I'm saying?

[02:55:33] Yeah, I'll let you ask this guy right here.

[02:55:35] This is a chubu-luh-dao babyan

[02:55:41] Babyan?

[02:55:42] But a chubu-luh-dao shi-be

[02:55:45] Shi-be-fong

[02:55:47] Be-don-lan-shi

[02:55:49] What the hell are these guys doing?

[02:55:52] Who's the bae?

[02:55:53] I'll be-don-lan-shi

[02:55:55] He'll be Dan

[02:55:57] Dan?

[02:55:58] Can we see?

[02:55:59] What?

[02:55:59] He'll be bae

[02:56:00] Ah, bae

[02:56:03] Bae-tae

[02:56:05] This is confidence inspiring.

[02:56:08] Okay! Nice little chat with some Chinese fellows.

[02:56:13] And we figured out the road we were on does lead north.

[02:56:16] You know what? This is the same as we had in Japan.

[02:56:20] We're going the right way, but we lose confidence in it.

[02:56:24] I could never tell you which direction we're on.

[02:56:26] That's the right way.

[02:56:27] We're on a road that rips like insane messes.

[02:56:32] It's like the most windy road.

[02:56:34] Yeah, anyone who's in traffic or the government should have a right to do it.

[02:56:37] Yeah, that's reasonable to be a little anxious.

[02:56:39] I'm serious, I bought my own.

[02:56:42] Till it fills us up.

[02:56:43] So, I'm not going to miss it.

[02:56:44] Okay, low luck, babe. We're in Shanghai.

[02:56:46] You may have heard of Shanghai, but this thing I know, not to be confused.

[02:56:50] Alright, sports are really cool.

[02:56:52] It's really not here.

[02:56:53] East!

[02:56:54] You got it.

[02:56:54] Oh my god.

[02:56:55] You got throttle, baby.

[02:56:56] Oh my god.

[02:56:57] You got it.

[02:56:58] East!

[02:56:59] Trottle it out, it's a good way.

[02:57:00] Okay, go, go, go, go, go, go.

[02:57:02] Oh my god.

[02:57:03] Wee!

[02:57:04] Uh, I don't know if we can get some facts on the screen about Chung Ha, but I...

[02:57:08] Just gauging off of the many skyscrapers that are unfinished,

[02:57:12] I think it might be an abandoned city.

[02:57:14] And now it's like the most beautiful paper on ever, don't you?

[02:57:16] Bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-

[02:57:17] What's up guys, I'm Chung Ha.

[02:57:19] None of you... Not Shanghai.

[02:57:21] I understand why you think it was Shanghai.

[02:57:22] Very different.

[02:57:23] No, no, no. It's actually super different.

[02:57:25] Um, if you put two pictures next to each other, I...

[02:57:28] I wouldn't know the fucking difference.

[02:57:30] Ha ha ha!

[02:57:31] No, if you've been to Shanghai, you'd know the difference.

[02:57:34] You'd know the difference.

[02:57:34] I haven't been to Shanghai.

[02:57:35] What?

[02:57:38] All right, time for some night.

[02:57:41] Night.

[02:57:41] I was thinking maybe we just grab a quick big food

[02:57:44] so we can drive for a little while.

[02:57:45] We're feeling a bit of pressure today.

[02:57:48] First few days were fun.

[02:57:51] But since we found out how far we have to go,

[02:57:54] take 2,000 kilometers to Beijing,

[02:57:57] we still is in our final location of Aeronha

[02:57:59] on the border of Mongolia.

[02:58:01] We feel like we need to crush a few hundred kilometers.

[02:58:03] So that's the goal today is to try to really

[02:58:08] just fucking kick ass north.

[02:58:11] You see a bit?

[02:58:12] Pack your secure heads up, heads up, heads up, heads up, heads up.

[02:58:17] All right. Food.

[02:58:19] Yeah, let's find something quick and easy and get the hell out of town.

[02:58:23] All right.

[02:58:24] Tell me how high.

[02:58:25] There's a food. I'm going to start tweaking.

[02:58:27] Oh, dude, let me get a new angle.

[02:58:28] Let me get all new angle.

[02:58:29] Hey, guys. What's up?

[02:58:30] We're in shunt shot. We're in shunt. Hi

[02:58:33] I'm gonna get a 360 view of Ludwig getting turned in a pace by this fucking car

[02:58:38] alright

[02:58:40] Oh, this feels crazy. Yeah, it's probably heavy, right? I mean it's just like I feel like a dickhead

[02:58:49] He got it now is this one that was a little baby boy. Are you from the chef little baby chef boy?

[02:58:55] I think they sell bow there

[02:59:00] I can not sing to save my life.

[02:59:04] Yeah, it does look kind of dessert-y.

[02:59:05] You're the one who's talented with music.

[02:59:07] You gotta drop the song.

[02:59:09] I have a hot chitari.

[02:59:10] They say something good.

[02:59:11] Wu Fang. Wu Fang.

[02:59:13] You're the one who's talented with music.

[02:59:17] Is this it?

[02:59:19] Is this it?

[02:59:20] I'm scared.

[02:59:22] I'm scared.

[02:59:24] I'm scared.

[02:59:25] I'm scared.

[02:59:26] I'm scared.

[02:59:27] Bye.

[02:59:28] Give us a little slice.

[02:59:30] Oh, it looks so fluffy.

[02:59:33] Oh, it looks so fluffy.

[02:59:36] Wow.

[02:59:37] Mm.

[02:59:38] Awesome.

[02:59:41] Definitely sweet.

[02:59:42] Awesome.

[02:59:43] Awesome.

[02:59:44] Thank you.

[02:59:45] Bye bye.

[02:59:46] You want to try this part?

[02:59:48] It looks pretty good.

[02:59:49] You know, you know.

[02:59:50] Do you need a special size?

[02:59:52] Do you want to try?

[02:59:53] Yes.

[02:59:54] Don't know.

[02:59:55] Nice.

[02:59:56] Right.

[02:59:57] I'm going to eat you.

[02:59:59] Okay.

[03:00:00] Okay.

[03:00:01] Who eats?

[03:00:03] No, who eats?

[03:00:04] Who eats?

[03:00:05] I don't.

[03:00:06] She wants to eat.

[03:00:07] She wants to eat.

[03:00:08] She wants to eat.

[03:00:09] She wants to eat.

[03:00:11] La la la la.

[03:00:12] La la la la.

[03:00:13] La la la.

[03:00:14] Okay.

[03:00:14] Right.

[03:00:15] Correct.

[03:00:17] I want to eat.

[03:00:18] I want to eat.

[03:00:21] She's so cute.

[03:00:23] She's so cute.

[03:00:24] Okay.

[03:00:26] A little bit of tofu was in the top.

[03:00:28] That's our protein.

[03:00:30] Oh, that sounds so gross.

[03:00:32] What, little fruit?

[03:00:34] There in the front?

[03:00:38] Little pros and cons.

[03:00:40] It's time for meal review.

[03:00:42] Meal review?

[03:00:44] I think this meal might be a winner.

[03:00:46] Okay, here it is.

[03:00:48] Thank you!

[03:00:50] Oh my god, thank you.

[03:00:52] Yes, thank you. Oh my gosh, I've been waiting for this.

[03:00:54] I

[03:00:58] Okay, here it is

[03:01:03] Looks fine, I mean like it's nothing crazy. It looks like it's here. It is. I promise it tastes better

[03:01:14] Looks like it's just a little bit in this awesome. Oh, there's a yummy neat hiding time in my tofu. It's hiding

[03:01:20] Oh, there's protein there and the tofu delivery guy

[03:01:24] Yeah.

[03:01:25] Looking side.

[03:01:26] He ate our son.

[03:01:29] He ate sex.

[03:01:30] Okay, that's the closest we've gotten to the Insta True.

[03:01:37] It's fire.

[03:01:38] It's really good.

[03:01:39] Yeah, it's everything I wanted in food from China.

[03:01:43] Sorry.

[03:01:44] Amazing.

[03:01:45] The fall of Michael Reeves.

[03:01:48] What are we talking about?

[03:01:49] It all started with an Insta 360.

[03:01:51] Okay.

[03:01:52] Okay, I think this might be this shot is sick to where we are

[03:01:56] The shot looks stupid, but it is really cool. They're being blong. She's you know, they're yelling Michael Wren

[03:02:06] Yeah, it's far down. Yeah, no, I don't know if I tank it you've been in your protein, dude

[03:02:10] I hate looking down it gives my fucking. Oh, yeah, you hate that. Yeah. I hate like no no no no no no no no

[03:02:22] All right, what up? We are on our way outside the city and in tips and fashion we didn't make much progress

[03:02:27] There's basically a giant river. I think it's the same river we've been seeing it's you've got a bit

[03:02:32] But they say river always, there's water always falls to the right

[03:02:37] Whether it be on the right or the left side of it. The river kind of curves to the right

[03:02:41] So maybe the maximum amount of freedom would be to go on the left of it. So we're in this quadrant is north

[03:02:46] I love that.

[03:02:48] I love that.

[03:02:50] You can see it on my 24 millimeter camera really well.

[03:02:53] Yeah, and also wildfire.

[03:02:54] Okay, can you rotoscope in the diamond closer?

[03:02:57] I'm holding it now.

[03:02:58] Oh, wow.

[03:02:59] That's the fire.

[03:03:00] There's two guys on our way to the fire.

[03:03:02] Tip to tip, bridge moment.

[03:03:04] This is your first tip to tip, bridge moment.

[03:03:07] Oh!

[03:03:08] Oh!

[03:03:09] It's so full of diesel.

[03:03:11] I'm not a huge birdshare.

[03:03:13] What?

[03:03:14] I don't know.

[03:03:16] Now, let's receive our gamble paid off.

[03:03:18] What's this sign saying?

[03:03:19] Oh, wait.

[03:03:20] Who did this?

[03:03:21] I mean, it is Bae.

[03:03:22] Let's go Bae, I guess.

[03:03:25] It's the Camel Bae Cam.

[03:03:28] It is.

[03:03:29] So Cam used to work on them, staking eggs?

[03:03:34] I'm happy he's in a better place now.

[03:03:36] I'm called you and John.

[03:03:37] And so we're here and is it...

[03:03:39] How do you put the town name?

[03:03:40] How are they going to know?

[03:03:41] town name and big text above us. I can wait I know what it is.

[03:03:45] I can still hear his voice.

[03:03:48] What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up?

[03:03:51] Right now above us, it's going G, G, G, GONG.

[03:03:56] What's up, we're here in Chinatown and we're fucking doing...

[03:04:00] Today's going really well, that's why we stopped.

[03:04:02] Did it go horribly?

[03:04:03] Brother, we're on the 207 and...

[03:04:05] Yeah, yeah, no, Cam, Cam is responsible for the forehead video.

[03:04:09] Cam's the guy who edited my forehead like this tall in that one clip.

[03:04:13] That was him, the guy that edited this video.

[03:04:16] The sign of the sea, which is our saving grace, our absolute lord and savior who we follow to the end of the year, has said more.

[03:04:21] Like I think we can drive down this road for hours and hours and hours.

[03:04:25] It was edited!

[03:04:27] It was edited! Don't say it! Don't be a pain for that!

[03:04:31] Oh my god.

[03:04:32] Keep fudging. Apologize for that?

[03:04:34] No.

[03:04:35] Apologize for damn thing.

[03:04:36] Um, but anyway, yeah, that's that's where we're at.

[03:04:39] Cool. I mean, we're just gonna keep blasting north.

[03:04:42] We keep going through...

[03:04:44] town with extremely large buildings.

[03:04:46] Nothing. Town with extremely large buildings.

[03:04:49] It's a good mixture of both.

[03:04:51] Yeah, it's kind of helping to go around these parts.

[03:04:53] Uh, let me show you back there.

[03:04:55] Hold up.

[03:04:57] My rolling.

[03:05:00] Now, tell me a thing.

[03:05:02] Huh?

[03:05:03] I'm sure I'm rolling. Tell me a thing.

[03:05:05] No, you just go ahead and check. Yeah, we're good. Yeah, tell me a thing

[03:05:09] I think I'm I'm not happy until we stop saying fucking banana trees

[03:05:13] And I see a lot of banana trees

[03:05:15] We're we're still deep deep in the south and I'm looking forward. I don't know why I'm yelling. There's a mic on me

[03:05:22] I'm looking really forward to see some shit

[03:05:25] That isn't banana trees and sugar cane because that means we're deep stuff

[03:05:29] He keeps saying the Chinese

[03:05:31] It's a hot spring okay? It's one of our dream goals getting to a hot spring take a hundred kilometers away

[03:05:45] We're going to we're gonna we're trying to go to the Chinese hot spring over there hundred kilometers away

[03:05:49] Is someone gonna be in it?

[03:05:52] All right, we are going to

[03:05:54] Shoo-shoo.

[03:05:56] Shoo-shoo.

[03:05:57] Shia-shia.

[03:05:58] Shia-shia.

[03:05:59] Sisi.

[03:06:00] Sisi National Hot Spring.

[03:06:01] Okay, do you chill at 7 o'clock straight?

[03:06:03] Yep.

[03:06:04] So is the Shoo-shoo in Hot Spring, so everything's looking good.

[03:06:07] They should go to the Hot Spring.

[03:06:09] I guess they could have filmed that.

[03:06:11] And we get an awesome Hot Spring.

[03:06:13] It could be the best day of our life.

[03:06:15] What is this camera on?

[03:06:16] I can't see anything.

[03:06:17] The Chosa?

[03:06:18] Yeah.

[03:06:19] They're not.

[03:06:20] Or the historic side.

[03:06:22] side yeah I don't see the house for you know

[03:06:27] at what point do we panic when we panic I think like the next sign that says

[03:06:33] that doesn't say it

[03:06:36] oh it's her it's her it's her

[03:06:40] okay I mean that's kind of good though I mean could I do that

[03:06:45] I don't know that's not she she

[03:06:48] Yeah

[03:06:51] Restored 20 kilometers that way resort town isn't a bad

[03:06:58] Placement it's not the Hawks bring dream, but yeah, but the good thing is that it is north and we like starting

[03:07:12] So yeah, north is this quarter it's the end of the wrong can't put it in

[03:07:18] We were so close I know I know it was good. It was a good plan and it was good

[03:07:23] We were so close

[03:07:26] Goobo, Sean, Taurus, Resort

[03:07:30] Fabulous place for ads

[03:07:31] Maybe these nice Shwagas will help you know

[03:07:33] Me not a Shwagas

[03:07:34] You know

[03:07:35] Snusheen

[03:07:36] What is this picture? I don't even look like that

[03:07:38] Zainali

[03:07:40] Cece Wolfram

[03:07:44] Judea

[03:07:44] Pig Shop

[03:07:46] Judea

[03:07:47] Dictionary

[03:07:48] 西西湖水在那里? Like water.

[03:07:51] 嗯,對,西西,對,對,對.

[03:07:53] 西西分泉也滿那邊的哦,六十,七十公里的,在這裡的東邊,它可能變兩個小時。

[03:08:01] 兩個小時,好嘞.

[03:08:02] 兩個小時,OK,好的,好的,好的,謝謝,別唱鋼琴。

[03:08:07] How did we fuck this so tremendously bad is two hours to our east probe and we've been

[03:08:19] going nothing but hell that West we think because now we can either go to that tourist

[03:08:26] resort or we can pop it and we can just go to the north but I don't know if this tourist

[03:08:33] resort thing is.

[03:08:34] I mean we couldn't go to it. It could be fun

[03:08:36] And it could be late. No, it's gonna be so sad if they don't make it all the way

[03:08:41] I feel like they will. They'll just walk in the last week if it's bad, right?

[03:08:44] And this might be like Hope, then the Shishi Hot Spring

[03:08:47] Because it does say Tourist Resort

[03:08:51] Yeah, yeah it does, I mean

[03:08:53] Which implies housing

[03:08:56] Yeah, for sure, that's what it looks like

[03:08:58] That's cool

[03:08:59] Well, that's fucking new it, bro

[03:09:01] By the way, we were on the G207 the whole time.

[03:09:04] Oh, we were on the G207!

[03:09:06] We were.

[03:09:07] We were, we always should have trusted it.

[03:09:09] It could be awesome and beautiful, and I'm down to roll a dice to fill the void that the Shishi Hot Spring left in our hearts.

[03:09:18] Yeah, it's, I mean, we're over two on Hot Springs and dreams in general, but at least I can see the 207, and that's my new trick.

[03:09:28] I so badly want to see how close we got on the map like

[03:09:32] I never closed the sign it's just wrong

[03:09:36] 10 kilometers like a 10 minute drive that we just fucking waved it

[03:09:39] except yeah or maybe it was just a thousand miles away and we had no idea

[03:09:44] man your fucking problem I lost connection with Michael we have about 20

[03:09:49] kilometers ago but no way to communicate with each other so I absolutely can't

[03:09:53] lose him you guys can actually still hear him I don't know what is going on

[03:09:56] to tell it right now, but you can play a little bit of the audio.

[03:09:59] Oh, uh, uh, actually, however, so we're gonna have to say close together, we are 18 kilometers

[03:10:06] away from this resorts world, which is funny, because we're 18 days away from being able

[03:10:10] to play Invincible vs. Gats, a 3v3 platform fighter on April 9th.

[03:10:14] They have a license for the game, it'll be open, link in the description, game comes

[03:10:18] out on April 30th.

[03:10:19] It's all the Invincible characters you know and love, and we'll see you in Resort

[03:10:22] World.

[03:10:23] little update we are about eight kilometers away it has become quite like untouched we've entered a

[03:10:31] very rural area very mountainous area it's fucking beautiful there's saucy signs that have like a

[03:10:40] picture of what looked like a resort you could stay at because I still don't know it's like a

[03:10:44] mistranslation of the word resort it's like a touristy area but not a touristy stay at area

[03:10:49] but it's getting prettier you're about to see it I'll never few percent battery

[03:10:53] you can still hear Michael what the fuck is he doing was he always talking to

[03:10:58] his camera

[03:11:01] my name is Ludwig I'm fucking I'm going to Google show to us area I don't know

[03:11:06] this is the right place to go but this is where I'm gonna go I'm really sad

[03:11:09] that we didn't go to fucking we see we see hot springs but I'm glad that

[03:11:14] And now what we're doing is going to go to the Bolshon tourist area.

[03:11:17] Super Bolshon!

[03:11:18] Super Bolshon!

[03:11:19] Super Bolshon!

[03:11:20] We made it!

[03:11:21] Super Bolshon!

[03:11:22] This is going to be like a deep ocean.

[03:11:23] This is it!

[03:11:24] What?!

[03:11:25] Is it here that there were the only two human beings here?

[03:11:29] No.

[03:11:30] No, right?

[03:11:31] That's a work day.

[03:11:32] Shepard!

[03:11:33] Thank you for a 6-month advance!

[03:11:34] Thank you!

[03:11:35] You're going to call Springs on a Wednesday?

[03:11:36] Thank you for the big song!

[03:11:37] It's called Shepard!

[03:11:38] It's called Shepard!

[03:11:39] It's called Shepard!

[03:11:40] Okay, it looks like Guposhan's getting

[03:11:48] constructed now. We're here like, there's a

[03:11:52] couple days too early. Like two days,

[03:11:54] this is done. But there's probably

[03:11:58] somewhere to stay for sure. Right? Oh, I

[03:12:02] hope. No. Julian Zainali. Julian.

[03:12:09] Kingman!

[03:12:10] Julian!

[03:12:11] Julian!

[03:12:12] Julian!

[03:12:13] Julian!

[03:12:14] I'm not gonna...

[03:12:15] Shut up, Julian!

[03:12:16] What?

[03:12:17] This is the fucking Julian!

[03:12:19] He's saying this is the fucking Julian!

[03:12:21] What's your name?

[03:12:23] What's your name?

[03:12:25] What's your name?

[03:12:27] What's your name?

[03:12:29] What's your name?

[03:12:30] Uh...

[03:12:31] It's Julian!

[03:12:32] Stop calling!

[03:12:33] It's your name, Eric!

[03:12:35] What's your name?

[03:12:37] He's pointed to the fucking building with the red lift.

[03:12:48] Wow, amazing.

[03:12:51] That's a very old quarter.

[03:12:56] Oh, hotel and restaurant!

[03:12:59] This dictionary is...

[03:13:02] Is this the hotel?

[03:13:04] Yes.

[03:13:05] Oh

[03:13:07] Oh

[03:13:09] The owner

[03:13:11] We are from China

[03:13:13] We are from Guangzhou

[03:13:15] We are from Guangzhou

[03:13:17] We are from Beijing

[03:13:19] You are going to speak Chinese

[03:13:21] You are going to eat Chinese

[03:13:23] We are from Xiao Zhongguan

[03:13:25] Laughing at Chinese

[03:13:27] You little little Chinese

[03:13:29] You don't understand

[03:13:31] You don't understand

[03:13:33] You don't get it. I'm trying to say I speak a little Chinese.

[03:13:36] Oh, we speak Chinese.

[03:13:39] You guys are not speaking Chinese.

[03:13:43] You're not speaking Chinese.

[03:13:46] You speak Chinese.

[03:13:48] You speak Chinese.

[03:13:49] You speak Chinese.

[03:13:51] Oh, okay, that was quick.

[03:13:54] Yeah.

[03:13:56] I don't know what you just turned on.

[03:13:59] Oh, the lights.

[03:14:02] Oh, beautiful.

[03:14:04] Wow.

[03:14:05] Yeah.

[03:14:06] That's classic.

[03:14:07] I want to eat Wangfang.

[03:14:10] Wangfang.

[03:14:12] It's very healthy.

[03:14:13] Is it?

[03:14:14] Yeah.

[03:14:15] Very healthy.

[03:14:16] All right.

[03:14:17] Two people.

[03:14:18] Two dishes.

[03:14:19] Or just one dish.

[03:14:20] Two dishes.

[03:14:21] Two dishes.

[03:14:22] What's your favorite dish?

[03:14:23] I like to eat this.

[03:14:24] I don't want to eat this.

[03:14:26] I don't want to eat this.

[03:14:28] I don't want to eat this.

[03:14:29] Yeah.

[03:14:30] I think I like to eat this.

[03:14:31] Oh, don't... don't... don't... don't...

[03:14:35] Alright, what do you want?

[03:14:36] You want to try the sticky tofu?

[03:14:37] You know what? We should get it just to try.

[03:14:39] Just to get it just to try and we can try some other shit.

[03:14:41] How many things per quarter to half?

[03:14:48] You see... one more.

[03:14:50] You want chicken?

[03:14:51] Yeah, I got a chicken, yeah.

[03:14:52] Yeah, I don't know.

[03:14:54] I'm done for the chicken, bro.

[03:14:55] Okay, three.

[03:15:01] Let me grab my shit, my fares.

[03:15:05] What's going on out here, bro?

[03:15:11] Where are we?

[03:15:13] Do you want to be on some phones?

[03:15:14] What's it that you'd be like if it was just me?

[03:15:18] I'd be the worst experience in my life.

[03:15:21] I think if I was trying to do this by ourselves,

[03:15:23] it would be the worst thing ever.

[03:15:25] Because you don't know what to turn to after just being

[03:15:29] one HP from tanking. Yeah, because you dude you have to get you get it either of us gets so

[03:15:36] overloaded by it. The sweet release of English wouldn't be there. I would just I think it was just me

[03:15:42] I would just never talk to people. Yeah, you would just be fucking solid dog and damn nothing. So

[03:15:48] So should we cross off our bucket list item?

[03:15:53] No bucket list.

[03:15:54] It's a hot spring town.

[03:15:57] So we kind of did it, right?

[03:16:00] Doesn't this count?

[03:16:01] Where's the hot spring?

[03:16:04] I was trying to try this one.

[03:16:05] I'm trying to show you don't need that much water.

[03:16:09] You want me to ask?

[03:16:11] I super thought that they had a Chinese translator.

[03:16:13] I can ask for where the hot water places.

[03:16:18] Cool, Shuei, Dainali.

[03:16:22] Hello, check your fuckin' room, bud.

[03:16:24] I guess, mom, I'm gonna go on Dainali.

[03:16:25] The river is the stinkiest dofu.

[03:16:27] Triple O'ski, thanks for the tea, son.

[03:16:28] And we're gonna stomach one piece.

[03:16:30] Thank you, thank you.

[03:16:31] And he's gonna laugh at us.

[03:16:32] You know what this buys.

[03:16:33] Yeah.

[03:16:34] What?

[03:16:35] This is one McDonald's token.

[03:16:36] Oh!

[03:16:37] You know the stinky tofu buys one McDonald's token?

[03:16:39] Yeah.

[03:16:40] No!

[03:16:41] You guys heard that.

[03:16:42] It does not buy one McDonald's token!

[03:16:43] Stinky tofu equals one stinky Donald.

[03:16:46] No, what?

[03:16:47] Is this gonna haunt his flight?

[03:16:49] Come on, baby.

[03:16:50] No more McDonald's.

[03:16:51] It's pretty hot.

[03:16:52] I don't think it's small sits.

[03:16:54] I'm not liking picking it up.

[03:16:55] I don't want to see you like this.

[03:16:57] You can stare up at him with the two eyes.

[03:16:59] Kooly.

[03:17:00] Kooly.

[03:17:01] Kooly.

[03:17:01] Come on.

[03:17:02] Don't fuck it.

[03:17:02] Kooly.

[03:17:03] Kooly.

[03:17:03] Come on.

[03:17:04] You can understand that.

[03:17:06] Whoa, cream.

[03:17:07] Whoa.

[03:17:11] Oh, wow.

[03:17:12] Mm.

[03:17:13] Oh.

[03:17:14] Awesome.

[03:17:14] Listen.

[03:17:16] I can't hit my protein

[03:17:18] Sticky tofu

[03:17:20] I need to bomb my little blood

[03:17:24] Show it

[03:17:25] That's good

[03:17:27] That's a yummy thing

[03:17:29] The tofu is genuinely awesome

[03:17:31] Because whatever the sauce is, it's like

[03:17:33] It's so good and also like the chunk of meat in each one

[03:17:36] Makes me happy

[03:17:37] I need to know the secrets of this town

[03:17:40] But it does feel like it's just like

[03:17:42] The story construction and the guy

[03:17:55] Raker off

[03:18:01] My guess is like this guy got in early it's like this is gonna be a huge resort

[03:18:06] So fucking I'll build a hotel first

[03:18:08] Yeah, I think he's had this for like years and then he hates the Google shop. Oh

[03:18:12] Yeah, it's gonna take away from

[03:18:16] It will take away from

[03:18:22] They're probably jazzed for like a few construction shops, but then

[03:18:26] You know like what a wall back to a town. I really didn't vision like the nicest hot spring room of all time now

[03:18:34] It's just it. Well, this might be

[03:18:38] We grew these ourselves!

[03:18:39] Well, that's so cool!

[03:18:40] It's cool that he grew these.

[03:18:42] Actually, you have no fucking idea, do you?

[03:18:44] What?

[03:18:44] That he grew these?

[03:18:46] Yeah, he grew these.

[03:18:47] How did he know?

[03:18:48] He's just like, oh no!

[03:18:50] I mean, I'm like, wow, I can't believe he grew these!

[03:18:54] No, he grew these.

[03:18:55] I'm like, wait, I got that info from you.

[03:18:57] He grew these, he grew these.

[03:18:58] Translate that.

[03:18:59] Translate that and fucking prove me right.

[03:19:01] He grows these.

[03:19:02] Yeah, problem, man.

[03:19:04] You could tell me anything about it.

[03:19:06] Just tell me.

[03:19:07] You sure? You're not?

[03:19:09] Yeah.

[03:19:11] Okay, you remember the lunch from earlier?

[03:19:15] The lunch.

[03:19:16] Yeah, there's a bit of spice.

[03:19:18] Yeah.

[03:19:19] It came out crazy, Michael.

[03:19:21] It came out crazy.

[03:19:24] Michael scared and hugged me.

[03:19:26] It came out crazy.

[03:19:28] I got a dragon in my ass.

[03:19:30] Please don't.

[03:19:31] I got a dragon.

[03:19:32] Please don't tell me that.

[03:19:34] I got a dragon in my ass.

[03:19:36] I'm not done.

[03:19:37] I wonder if I can underwarn who's wet with his pants.

[03:19:40] Ew!

[03:19:41] I don't want to bring it up, because I

[03:19:43] didn't want to make you feel bad.

[03:19:47] Michael, I got a second problem.

[03:19:48] You dirty, dirty fucking what?

[03:19:53] I got a second problem, Michael.

[03:19:55] What's that?

[03:19:56] They don't got any soap in the shower.

[03:19:59] They also got any shampoo.

[03:20:04] Michael.

[03:20:05] It's on the walls. It's on the walls. It's on the walls.

[03:20:13] She was going to cry. I would too. Interesting.

[03:20:17] Can I say something?

[03:20:21] Just saw something.

[03:20:23] This little bag thing I was reading. Two kilometers away.

[03:20:28] It was a hot spring.

[03:20:32] Didn't even make it.

[03:20:35] Yeah, but if that one wasn't available, there's actually another one just down the street.

[03:20:50] forest hot spring

[03:20:55] We actually keep going

[03:20:58] There's a whole list of hotels available at goobo shop

[03:21:12] Do you think this magazine is new?

[03:21:21] Miao! Miao!

[03:21:22] Miao is your current girlfriend?

[03:21:28] What can you do without your girlfriend?

[03:21:32] When you are in a relationship, you can keep a relationship going.

[03:21:33] When you are in a relationship, you have a girlfriend?

[03:21:36] A girlfriend?

[03:21:38] How?

[03:21:39] A girlfriend?

[03:21:40] Do you want to have a boyfriend?

[03:21:41] A girlfriend.

[03:21:42] A girlfriend?

[03:21:43] You're a boyfriend.

[03:21:44] Yes.

[03:21:45] Thanks!

[03:21:46] Goodbye!

[03:21:50] That was great.

[03:21:57] Amazing.

[03:21:58] It's exactly what that was.

[03:22:00] It's just a throne.

[03:22:03] It's just a throne.

[03:22:06] It's exactly what we thought it was.

[03:22:12] He's crying.

[03:22:17] Oh, hold on they're going more west

[03:22:30] I think they can do it

[03:22:38] I think they can do it

[03:22:40] I don't know guys. I don't know. Shall we watch the new one just to be caught up? And then

[03:23:00] I can just watch the new ones as they come out. Oh my, it's such a good series.

[03:23:06] I'm not usually much of a long video enjoyer, but this this is a great fun

[03:23:20] Fun, but we both just need some along today, you know, and I gotta be honest with you man

[03:23:28] The shit he does to a bathroom is fucking unreal.

[03:23:32] The smell that exudes from the bathroom, he'll just,

[03:23:35] he'll just, he'll blow up, he'll blow shit

[03:23:38] all over every slab in a, in a,

[03:23:40] every slab of concrete in a 15 meter radius.

[03:23:42] And it makes a, psssh.

[03:23:44] I told him I'm out of waterfall.

[03:23:46] It's actually a hot spring.

[03:23:47] For the next hour, you can chill in here.

[03:23:50] It was, you know, he just wanted a bit of spice

[03:23:52] and it turns into like this pressure cooker bomb

[03:23:53] inside his body.

[03:23:55] And then he'll come out of the bathroom

[03:23:56] and he goes, I clogged the toilet, which is funny.

[03:23:59] It's funny the first five times.

[03:24:02] That's really nice.

[03:24:04] He's going up the wall.

[03:24:05] Hi, May. Thanks for a nice...

[03:24:06] I told him I'm going to...

[03:24:07] Come on away.

[03:24:08] It's kind of cold so far.

[03:24:09] Hello.

[03:24:10] It's cold, but...

[03:24:11] And Brian Allian, thank you for the fraud.

[03:24:13] Welcome.

[03:24:14] Thanks, Brian Allian.

[03:24:16] And...

[03:24:17] I don't know where the other one is.

[03:24:19] It's kind of scary.

[03:24:20] It was my first time alone in China.

[03:24:22] Weird.

[03:24:23] We've been traveling together so much.

[03:24:25] And, worst of all, I don't know where the fucking slide is.

[03:24:28] I feel like I've lost sight of the slide.

[03:24:29] It was somewhere around here.

[03:24:30] It would be so cool to slide down the mountain really talks about it a lot whenever you're on a hike

[03:24:35] She's like dude

[03:24:35] I wish they just had a slide down at the bottom and every time I'm like that'd be so hard to do you couldn't make a fucking slide

[03:24:41] The Chinese made a slave they probably they probably get to communicate with their editor at least right because that's probably how they fix the mic

[03:24:49] They probably get like an update at least once right because I could text can be like tell them to film the food

[03:24:57] Should I or is that annoying?

[03:25:00] Maybe I won't.

[03:25:02] I gotta find it.

[03:25:04] There it is. It's part of the slide.

[03:25:06] I have to get it in close.

[03:25:08] It's fenced off.

[03:25:10] Why?

[03:25:12] Can you...

[03:25:14] slide?

[03:25:16] Yeah.

[03:25:18] 10 minutes.

[03:25:20] 15 minutes.

[03:25:22] 10 minutes.

[03:25:24] Left side.

[03:25:26] Oh, left side.

[03:25:28] All right. Thank you.

[03:25:30] Thank you.

[03:25:31] Thank you very much.

[03:25:33] Filming food is so nice.

[03:25:35] That's right.

[03:25:36] I didn't have to smile.

[03:25:42] Fuck it.

[03:25:48] Okay.

[03:25:49] You know the shot is fake too.

[03:25:51] The camera is already up there.

[03:25:53] So how the fuck did I get up there?

[03:25:55] come up, go set the camera up, go all the way back down.

[03:26:00] So it makes sense.

[03:26:01] Holy shit.

[03:26:02] You got this.

[03:26:03] Ah.

[03:26:04] Oh, boy.

[03:26:05] Hold on.

[03:26:06] It's on.

[03:26:06] Oh.

[03:26:07] Oh.

[03:26:08] Oh.

[03:26:09] Oh.

[03:26:10] Oh.

[03:26:11] Oh.

[03:26:12] Oh.

[03:26:13] Oh.

[03:26:14] Oh.

[03:26:15] Oh.

[03:26:16] Oh.

[03:26:17] Oh.

[03:26:18] Oh.

[03:26:19] Oh.

[03:26:20] Oh.

[03:26:21] Oh.

[03:26:22] Oh.

[03:26:23] Oh.

[03:26:24] Oh.

[03:26:25] I'm trying.

[03:26:26] Hi.

[03:26:27] Can you?

[03:26:28] I'm...

[03:26:29] Oh, yeah.

[03:26:30] Do it.

[03:26:31] Do it.

[03:26:32] Jesus fucking Christ.

[03:26:33] Okay.

[03:26:34] Okay.

[03:26:35] Okay.

[03:26:36] Okay.

[03:26:37] Okay.

[03:26:38] Okay.

[03:26:39] Okay.

[03:26:40] Wait.

[03:26:41] Wait.

[03:26:42] Wait.

[03:26:43] Wait.

[03:26:44] Wait.

[03:26:45] Wait.

[03:26:46] Wait.

[03:26:47] Wait.

[03:26:48] Wait.

[03:26:49] Wait.

[03:26:50] Wait.

[03:26:51] Wait.

[03:26:52] Wait.

[03:26:53] Wait.

[03:26:54] What the fuck?

[03:26:58] Oh, you look so happy!

[03:27:00] Oh, shit, I'm fucking...

[03:27:02] Oh, shit!

[03:27:04] Oh, dad, I'm fucking dead!

[03:27:06] It's made out of fucking concrete!

[03:27:08] It's granite! It's what the countertop is made out of!

[03:27:14] Jesus Christ, you gotta control this!

[03:27:16] You gotta control the speed!

[03:27:18] You gotta control it so hard!

[03:27:20] That's a awesome slide.

[03:27:23] Don't let him fuck up.

[03:27:25] Please, please.

[03:27:27] Please.

[03:27:29] I'll...

[03:27:31] I'm gonna be late.

[03:27:33] Oh, that was so fucking awesome.

[03:27:35] That was so cool.

[03:27:37] Fuck.

[03:27:39] I gotta get back to work.

[03:27:41] Old disclosure.

[03:27:43] Yes.

[03:27:45] I did go to the hot spring without Michael.

[03:27:47] Yes.

[03:27:49] I got one here. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[03:27:52] It was fucking awesome. Another blogger is doing awesome shit, Marilyn.

[03:27:57] Groupershawn turns out is fucking gorgeous if you know where to go.

[03:28:02] I recommend if you come here and get a phone, but stay in my boys' hotel because it's on peace.

[03:28:08] You know, even though he makes big VX nerve-style gas farts, S-farts,

[03:28:14] it's a nice travel, a lot of... it's good.

[03:28:17] You know, Oof, thank you for the 5 gifted! Thank you so much!

[03:28:20] Thanks, Oof!

[03:28:21] You know...

[03:28:22] Thank you, thank you, thanks to you!

[03:28:24] By the time I just, uh...

[03:28:25] Thank you, Oof.

[03:28:26] I should appreciate it.

[03:28:28] Thank you very much.

[03:28:30] Making a decision.

[03:28:31] Uh, sometimes it's good to make a bad decision.

[03:28:34] Honestly, usually, even if it's a bad decision, it's better than no decision, so...

[03:28:39] Yeah, it's a pretty nice travel, really.

[03:28:41] I wanna have conversion, Michael.

[03:28:42] He's switching in at the visitor center, which is here.

[03:28:45] All right, well, I'll just wait for Michael.

[03:28:47] Sure, I'll be your same.

[03:28:49] It was made out of like what your countertop is made out of in your kitchen.

[03:29:14] Oh like granite.

[03:29:15] Yeah it was like granite.

[03:29:16] Straight granite.

[03:29:17] How long does it slide?

[03:29:18] Long!

[03:29:19] Like, uh, I guess, like a full minute of sliding?

[03:29:23] Wow.

[03:29:24] Like, yeah, long, like the entire hike up.

[03:29:26] Yeah, that's lit.

[03:29:27] How's the, uh, waterfall?

[03:29:29] That was good.

[03:29:30] It was just like a pretty waterfall.

[03:29:31] Oh, it's beautiful.

[03:29:32] It was like a drive-up, yeah.

[03:29:33] Yeah, okay, that's nice.

[03:29:34] Yeah, it was a cool waterfall.

[03:29:35] Okay, that's pretty cool.

[03:29:36] Sweet.

[03:29:37] All right, man.

[03:29:38] Let's, let's, let's freaking cover some ground, bro.

[03:29:39] Yeah, let's get out of this thing.

[03:29:40] Let's get out of this thing.

[03:29:41] I gotta get my bike.

[03:29:42] Dude, if we had just went up this road, like, you have the intelligence.

[03:29:46] How would you, you have the fucking knowledge of where it is?

[03:29:50] I pass like four hot springs.

[03:29:53] You're still fucking telling me like that.

[03:29:55] It's like hot spring, yeah, hot spring there.

[03:29:58] So we still have to scratch that bucket aside

[03:30:01] and go to a hot spring office some morning.

[03:30:04] Yeah.

[03:30:05] That's so unfortunate we were one kilometer away

[03:30:09] from some world class hot springs.

[03:30:11] All right, so we have a zip back.

[03:30:13] Come on, thank you for the party.

[03:30:15] Thank you.

[03:30:16] 30 minutes.

[03:30:17] Thank you, co.

[03:30:18] 20 kilometers down to that town.

[03:30:19] Thank you.

[03:30:20] Good job.

[03:30:20] Thank you.

[03:30:21] You're welcome.

[03:30:22] OK.

[03:30:22] I'd much appreciate it.

[03:30:23] Yeah, yeah.

[03:30:24] What was it?

[03:30:24] It was like 20 kilometers.

[03:30:26] It was like, you know, with the sort of hot wind

[03:30:27] on and so on and then we can get back to June 7.

[03:30:32] My baby girl, she never left us in the end.

[03:30:35] But we got to drive a lot.

[03:30:36] Because after we, according to our calculations,

[03:30:39] we're like 10 days away from being close to halfway

[03:30:43] there. Today is day four, right? Today is day four. I think we're like at least 400 kilometers away from where we started.

[03:30:53] Uh, 400? Yeah, an urgent spot, like where we started today? Yeah.

[03:30:59] It's hot, she's thinking for the fire. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[03:31:03] Why would you fucking say that? I guess just because I'm going to the universe, but all I'm noticing is that it goes very west.

[03:31:11] like it isn't very far north, but it's a lot of west.

[03:31:14] The west is not really worth being seen.

[03:31:17] Yeah, yeah, maybe the idea wouldn't have to be

[03:31:21] that we'd have to stay exact north.

[03:31:24] North east, north west.

[03:31:26] All right, so we had a nice time on this flyout

[03:31:27] to relax it down to Warpo, and now we're going to crush.

[03:31:30] Now we can crush so many fucking whales.

[03:31:32] Yeah, you know the fucking bread, bro.

[03:31:34] I don't want a bread.

[03:31:36] I don't want a bread.

[03:31:37] I don't want a bread.

[03:31:39] It's a little thing

[03:31:42] Why a lot and then it was getting like kind of mushy so I toss the rest

[03:31:48] You what?

[03:31:51] Lennox Mike is so

[03:31:54] She said I tossed the rest

[03:31:57] And there wasn't anyone is not that much it wasn't that much a red light

[03:32:05] I don't want to see

[03:32:09] You gotta food for this thing on this fucking, you gotta food for this thing on this shit.

[03:32:12] You're not fucking this shit.

[03:32:13] That would suck to have that.

[03:32:14] You would need it.

[03:32:15] Oh my legs.

[03:32:16] Oh my knees hurt.

[03:32:19] My knees are so cold that I didn't realize.

[03:32:21] I have a heart attack and a little buckle off my arm.

[03:32:24] Oh my god, let me in here fucking sweet tea store.

[03:32:29] Oh, cafe.

[03:32:31] Living coffee.

[03:32:32] Ah, due.

[03:32:33] Ah, latte.

[03:32:34] No, I don't know how to pronounce it.

[03:32:37] I want to go to a good place.

[03:32:39] Yeah.

[03:32:40] I know, I speak a little bit of English.

[03:32:43] I think it's like, bing?

[03:32:44] You want to go there or go to the other side?

[03:32:48] No, I don't want to go, I don't want to go.

[03:32:50] You want to go there or go there?

[03:32:53] Uh, no.

[03:32:54] No, I don't want to go.

[03:32:57] You want to go there or go to the other side?

[03:32:59] Yeah, I don't want to go.

[03:33:01] It's like really really cool.

[03:33:02] I'm sorry, but thank you.

[03:33:04] It's been so hot.

[03:33:05] It's hot.

[03:33:06] It's a little bit complaining about how hot it is.

[03:33:08] Why is that?

[03:33:09] It looks so weird right now.

[03:33:10] It's fucking complaining.

[03:33:11] His body's so hot.

[03:33:12] His body is so cold.

[03:33:13] Yeah, hopefully it clears.

[03:33:14] Otherwise it's going to be really hard to chug 200 miles, can't it, because it's

[03:33:18] just so cold.

[03:33:19] It's just what his neck feels like.

[03:33:20] Which kind of stops a lot.

[03:33:21] It's going to be basically like Hokkaido.

[03:33:23] Yes.

[03:33:24] It's not boiling, but it's warm.

[03:33:30] I think our goal should be Water River.

[03:33:33] The goal is far.

[03:33:34] It is somewhat far.

[03:33:35] Water River?

[03:33:37] No, no, no, from here it's like one.

[03:33:38] Oh my god!

[03:33:42] See?

[03:33:43] Oh my god.

[03:33:44] That ish.

[03:33:45] I started chugging so many miles though.

[03:33:47] I think, OK, look.

[03:33:49] This is the map.

[03:33:49] We started in Hylian Island, which is like here.

[03:33:56] And then for reference from here,

[03:33:58] like Guangzhou and Shenzhen are like here.

[03:34:01] And then we went north, west, east, north.

[03:34:08] And I think right now we're here.

[03:34:11] And I think if you were looking on that,

[03:34:12] sit down where we started, it's like 550 kilometers.

[03:34:17] We're still so far from Wuhan.

[03:34:20] From Wuhan, but you know, it's not a straight line.

[03:34:23] Like Wuhan is not the same as Aeronaut.

[03:34:26] I guess that's true.

[03:34:28] To move on to the only like logical thing that we know yeah, but

[03:34:34] What is logic ever guided us

[03:34:38] Show right now on the map how far we are from the start my guess is 237 kilometers

[03:34:47] And on the idea

[03:34:49] This is totally like if they have two weeks left 2,500 kilometers away, but it's gonna be hard

[03:34:55] I can sense Michael's a little worried so is where I got to be strong usually in these trips

[03:35:00] I was was I blocking it I can sense my

[03:35:03] 2,500 kilometers away, but yeah, today's gonna be hard. I can sense Michael's a little worried

[03:35:08] So I'm gonna be strong usually in these trips. I carry early game

[03:35:13] Have a lot more confidence then I start to weak and

[03:35:17] He gets strong. I got a little weaker. He gets stronger. So that's what I'm hoping happens this time

[03:35:22] So I gotta say strong for Michael you guys gotta stay strong for me. I check it out invincible guys 3v3 platform fighter

[03:35:28] Play test April night

[03:35:31] Stay strong

[03:35:38] Yeah, this 15

[03:35:41] In the fucking rain and cold get some lunch from there. Whoo. It's cold

[03:35:46] We got this shit though. Not worried about it.

[03:35:50] He's being brave.

[03:35:51] Not a bit of a thing for the two.

[03:35:53] Uh, can I have some TNM?

[03:35:55] Some TNM? Yeah, what?

[03:35:57] Yeah, it's an easy spin-off.

[03:35:58] He's watching Extra Gifting a Subtil Blood wig.

[03:36:02] Where's on this trip?

[03:36:05] You know what?

[03:36:06] Yeah, no, no, no, no.

[03:36:08] Subtil, Subtil.

[03:36:10] He said it, I did it.

[03:36:12] He took it back in.

[03:36:14] Oh, my page says 2.1 million now.

[03:36:22] I'm not really at 2.1, but it rounds up at 15.

[03:36:26] I got another tick.

[03:36:28] Yeah, Judean, mom.

[03:36:30] Judean, mom.

[03:36:32] Yeah, yeah.

[03:36:34] Yeah, Judean, mom.

[03:36:36] It's a fake 2.1, mom.

[03:36:38] Judean, mom.

[03:36:40] Judean, mom.

[03:36:42] Judean.

[03:36:44] 直接沒有啊直接沒有

[03:36:46] 然後我與他開三個房子嗎?

[03:36:51] 我也有這個

[03:36:52] 多少公里?

[03:36:53] 20多公里

[03:36:54] 20多公里

[03:36:56] OK OK

[03:36:57] OK OK

[03:36:58] OK

[03:36:59] OK, for some reason every time I say 又見

[03:37:01] they're like, you want lunch?

[03:37:03] And I don't know how I'm messing that up

[03:37:06] that bad

[03:37:07] because it's such a different word

[03:37:09] So game plan

[03:37:11] go to 20 miles

[03:37:13] down this road

[03:37:15] and maybe just call it that

[03:37:17] alright

[03:37:19] well, we're headed out

[03:37:27] oh!

[03:37:28] my hairbag just blew up

[03:37:29] nooo

[03:37:31] wait, why is he wearing an airbag?

[03:37:35] I left my handbag

[03:37:37] That hurts. That hurts for sure.

[03:37:43] So you don't die if you crash?

[03:37:48] Where are you going that we're in the lighter house?

[03:37:51] He blew up his airbag vest.

[03:37:54] Three times I've blown up my airbag vest.

[03:37:58] I didn't know airbag masks were pushing my finger.

[03:38:01] I'm gonna do that.

[03:38:02] Get on a motorcycle, please.

[03:38:03] We're punished for what?

[03:38:05] Why, God?

[03:38:06] God, that hurt my nipples.

[03:38:07] That hurt my nipples.

[03:38:08] We're doing that.

[03:38:09] Are you okay?

[03:38:10] Because they're really like chafing, you know?

[03:38:13] Yeah.

[03:38:14] Yeah, and it's like way tired now.

[03:38:17] Yeah.

[03:38:18] Oh, God, the fuck's he doing?

[03:38:21] He's really good back to it.

[03:38:23] I'm down at this next town, I'd call it.

[03:38:27] Yeah, let's go to the G-Lan.

[03:38:29] Instead of a Jude one.

[03:38:31] Okay.

[03:38:33] I'm going down.

[03:38:35] Whoa!

[03:38:38] Wait, they went really far north this time.

[03:38:41] Got a fun one.

[03:38:42] Yeah, Judea.

[03:38:43] And then we're spending about six hours driving

[03:38:45] on our gear off, and we're gonna sleep.

[03:38:46] Yeah, I think it's a great plan.

[03:38:47] Wow.

[03:38:48] Find a hotel, eat a crazy amount of food.

[03:38:50] See, I think it's doable.

[03:38:51] I'm gonna go to bed.

[03:38:52] No.

[03:38:55] Judea, it's not how I'm gonna go.

[03:38:57] Judea, it's a fun one.

[03:38:59] Ju Jian

[03:39:01] Ju Jian

[03:39:03] Like a right fucking there

[03:39:05] Look

[03:39:07] It's a hidden shop

[03:39:09] Oh my god, you think it's the same thing

[03:39:11] where we said Ju Jian here

[03:39:13] We're walking around like this

[03:39:15] First off, we're looking for the Ju Jian

[03:39:17] This is...

[03:39:19] Ju Jian

[03:39:21] Yes, Ju Jian

[03:39:23] Ju Jian

[03:39:25] Yeah, two days and then I eat so it

[03:39:37] She wanted the opposite way

[03:39:40] For the opposite direction what do you do when they point the opposite direction because we have to walk by 1 of the 2 groups

[03:39:45] Yeah, we just have to sit here for like maybe a minute until she stops looking at us and starts going

[03:39:50] Can you curse again?

[03:39:52] The other guys are gonna yell at us.

[03:39:53] Geez.

[03:39:55] Just a couple of fucking

[03:39:56] Native Americans lying around here with you.

[03:40:00] Big job, big job.

[03:40:01] We're gonna try and try to.

[03:40:02] No punks.

[03:40:03] No match.

[03:40:05] No.

[03:40:06] No hybrids.

[03:40:07] He's funny.

[03:40:08] He's so funny.

[03:40:09] He's like, we'll get to Mulhawn.

[03:40:10] They too.

[03:40:12] He's so funny.

[03:40:12] What a fun series.

[03:40:13] I see it's funny.

[03:40:14] Too easy.

[03:40:15] Hey guys, I think it's too easy.

[03:40:18] What if it's too, then?

[03:40:19] Look at this, I know all of them.

[03:40:22] Patrol!

[03:40:23] And lunch!

[03:40:24] And beer!

[03:40:25] Hoppin' one!

[03:40:26] 2J!

[03:40:27] Oh, fuck, I'm so cold.

[03:40:28] I feel like there's a pressure on my chest.

[03:40:29] I don't remember if I get a bag exploded.

[03:40:30] You're big, bro.

[03:40:31] My ribs are no good.

[03:40:32] Oh, thanks.

[03:40:33] You're fucking huge.

[03:40:34] I'm so cold.

[03:40:35] Thank you.

[03:40:36] This is called a fucking sauna.

[03:40:37] Sing, man.

[03:40:38] 2J, I know you.

[03:40:39] 2J.

[03:40:40] 2J.

[03:40:41] 2J.

[03:40:42] 2J.

[03:40:43] 2J.

[03:40:44] 2J.

[03:40:45] 2J.

[03:40:46] 2J.

[03:40:47] 2J.

[03:40:48] 2J.

[03:40:49] I think it's that white neon sign up there, I know we have to get on our bikes, this is

[03:41:15] Fuck it you get what did she pull out fucking hand sanitizer?

[03:41:23] How did that happen it means everything I guess it means fucking every

[03:41:29] Dude how is there a word that means eat restaurant hand sanitizer a sweet baby food fucking first of all maybe

[03:41:38] Favorite child his favorite child

[03:41:41] Where are we Michael?

[03:41:45] And they won thousands.

[03:41:47] Whoa!

[03:41:48] Whoa!

[03:41:49] They made it!

[03:41:50] They go tell each one of these girls to go down for weeks.

[03:41:54] Ah, yeah.

[03:41:55] Yeah.

[03:41:56] They're going to come and get you.

[03:41:58] You're going to come and get me, right?

[03:42:00] You're going to come and get me, right?

[03:42:02] You're going to come and get me, right?

[03:42:04] No.

[03:42:05] You're going to come and get me, right?

[03:42:07] Oh, the two sides.

[03:42:09] The two sides.

[03:42:10] The two sides.

[03:42:11] Uh, one room.

[03:42:13] You're leaving a puddle.

[03:42:23] Like Queen?

[03:42:25] Why you come here?

[03:42:27] We're from Mototr, from Guangzhou to Beijing.

[03:42:35] Ma Xian.

[03:42:43] How many years? 490?

[03:42:47] Uh... don't have 2 standard

[03:42:52] Don't have 2?

[03:42:53] One

[03:42:54] I mean you have 1

[03:42:55] 1, 1, 1

[03:42:56] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 20, 21, 21, 24, 23

[03:43:05] 299?

[03:43:06] I think you're a lifesaver

[03:43:07] What's your name?

[03:43:08] My name is Liu Jiefeng

[03:43:09] Liu Jiefeng

[03:43:10] ah...

[03:43:11] You do.

[03:43:14] Nice to meet you.

[03:43:15] Nice to meet you, too.

[03:43:17] Seamless.

[03:43:18] Seamless interaction.

[03:43:20] I thought we nailed the fucking...

[03:43:22] Like, I thought we had this done.

[03:43:24] Eagle of the Aegean.

[03:43:26] Younger Chongfeng.

[03:43:28] How did we end up with two rooms?

[03:43:30] Shuan Rangia.

[03:43:31] Shuan Rangfeng.

[03:43:33] Done, Rangfeng.

[03:43:36] That's all we can say.

[03:43:38] Just walk you up.

[03:43:39] Come on, Ryan.

[03:43:39] Come on.

[03:43:40] Come on, Ryan.

[03:43:41] It's not our car center.

[03:43:42] PVE drove 200 kilometers in pure rain with nothing

[03:43:46] but the new mogul merch.

[03:43:49] It's actually really bad for a car driver.

[03:43:52] It is.

[03:43:53] It's not for rain.

[03:43:54] Don't buy it for rain.

[03:43:55] No.

[03:43:56] Buy it for any other purpose except for rain.

[03:43:59] What?

[03:44:00] Ooh.

[03:44:02] Automatic curtains.

[03:44:03] Ooh.

[03:44:05] Whoa, four bottles of water.

[03:44:06] Ooh.

[03:44:07] and then dry it off and then your food

[03:44:29] yeah how are those bro you feeling good

[03:44:32] Michael has dry pants, they're in his bike, stays where mine.

[03:44:41] We are clean, we are showered, we feel awesome.

[03:44:44] You look like, it's like old timey like, like graham, it's real back in my day shit.

[03:44:53] It's fruit time and we're feeling a little lazy because we've had a fucked day so we're

[03:44:57] going to a restaurant in the hotel.

[03:45:00] But it's a nice what's outside, it's simply a nice restaurant.

[03:45:02] Um...

[03:45:04] Okay, it's a meeting.

[03:45:06] I feel like this is like a don't cross thing.

[03:45:08] Alright, let me, let me struggle quick ask.

[03:45:10] Ooh, that's still probably the wedding party.

[03:45:12] I shouldn't ask the wedding party.

[03:45:14] Hey guys, beautiful thing you got going on here.

[03:45:17] Maybe it's the fifth store.

[03:45:22] Do they dance at a Chinese wedding?

[03:45:24] The only Chinese wedding at one?

[03:45:26] This is kind of crazy, no?

[03:45:37] That the fifth floor is just dead-ass empty?

[03:45:41] It is easily accessible via elevator?

[03:45:47] Okay, cool.

[03:45:49] Three.

[03:45:50] Three.

[03:45:51] Surely.

[03:45:52] Three. Three. Surely.

[03:45:56] What do you think that was all about?

[03:45:58] Probably a restaurant I'm working on.

[03:46:00] To have a building that is not being constructed on means you're not willing to...

[03:46:06] He's not progressing.

[03:46:07] Oh. Hey.

[03:46:09] I can't!

[03:46:12] Okay.

[03:46:14] Okay. Second floor? Or maybe it's just on the first floor and we missed it?

[03:46:20] Hey, these are exciting floors, though.

[03:46:22] There's no one.

[03:46:23] There's no...

[03:46:24] No!

[03:46:25] Come on, come on, come on.

[03:46:27] What is going on?

[03:46:29] Oh my god, that's crazy.

[03:46:31] They just blew three floors and nothing.

[03:46:33] What's going on?

[03:46:35] Hey, we almost made it to summit!

[03:46:37] What is this?

[03:46:39] Alright, we'll find us, bud. We'll find us, bud.

[03:46:41] Whoa, that guy looks cool.

[03:46:43] He's got Spider-Man, even though he's got Spider-Man logo.

[03:46:46] No, it's Lobster-Man. You've misunderstood.

[03:46:49] Oh my god, Chinese taste in burgers.

[03:46:52] Should we do it?

[03:46:54] Should we do burgers?

[03:46:56] Chinese taste in burgers.

[03:46:57] I mean, what's it going to look like if a couple Americans

[03:47:00] eat a burger, bro?

[03:47:01] Come on, let's go somewhere else.

[03:47:02] I'm not.

[03:47:05] Dad, we're having burgers again.

[03:47:08] Well, it looks like a chicken burger.

[03:47:09] OK, I want to buy it.

[03:47:10] OK, they creamed everywhere.

[03:47:13] It's one of the better chicken burgers I've had.

[03:47:15] And you have twisted.

[03:47:17] Thanks for sending us.

[03:47:18] Oh my God, he's playing Valorant.

[03:47:22] Yeah, on his phone.

[03:47:23] What's he want?

[03:47:24] That's not a Valorant game right now.

[03:47:26] Oh, it's Valorant?

[03:47:27] Mm-hmm.

[03:47:28] You can hear the audio of the game.

[03:47:30] Yeah, so this is the, um, they call it sweet mashed potatoes.

[03:47:35] And then there's a chicken leg.

[03:47:37] This is a good fucking chicken leg.

[03:47:40] She's not rocking with you at all.

[03:47:42] She wants a fucking chicken burger, and I won't give it to you.

[03:47:45] They're popping off.

[03:47:46] Just to show you the DoorDash culture in China versus America.

[03:47:50] That whole crew is DoorDash.

[03:47:53] Everyone's getting shipped.

[03:47:56] We have a lot.

[03:47:57] We have a lot of America. It's not close.

[03:48:00] This came in.

[03:48:02] Maybe she can eat it less messily.

[03:48:05] Oh, yeah? Well, shit.

[03:48:07] Why didn't China?

[03:48:09] The kid behind us is looking at you like you want to tell his mother fucker.

[03:48:12] Have her face it.

[03:48:14] He doesn't know I'm silver in that one.

[03:48:17] I can't believe this dude.

[03:48:18] I would fucking kill my teammate when this was happening.

[03:48:21] Dude, we can tell you're getting chicken burger right now.

[03:48:24] I'm at McDonald's.

[03:48:25] Give me a second.

[03:48:29] Meal review.

[03:48:30] Chinese burger.

[03:48:31] Unbiased on your hunger, right?

[03:48:33] We'll go off the best out of just the sandwich.

[03:48:35] Because that's what we really wanted.

[03:48:37] Yeah, because we just got the thing to get it.

[03:48:39] to get it.

[03:48:40] E. R. R.

[03:48:41] Son.

[03:48:42] A. One.

[03:48:43] Wow.

[03:48:44] Okay.

[03:48:45] Let's just play this or that, just for people at home.

[03:48:58] This or Popeye's Chicken Sandwich?

[03:49:02] This or Chick-fil-A Sandwich?

[03:49:04] McDonald's McChicken.

[03:49:05] Cain's.

[03:49:06] KFC.

[03:49:07] KFC.

[03:49:09] Wow, so it's better.

[03:49:11] It's good. It is good. It is good.

[03:49:13] Alright. Let's get more food.

[03:49:15] Ooh, this thing looks actually awesome.

[03:49:18] This is the first time I've eaten a chicken.

[03:49:20] That looks good.

[03:49:22] I don't like brownies.

[03:49:25] I don't like brownies.

[03:49:29] This is amazing.

[03:49:31] It turns out to be that one, Kim.

[03:49:34] Cause I have no clue.

[03:49:36] What the fuck did he just say?

[03:49:38] That's not what he said.

[03:49:40] Why go around?

[03:49:42] Ni hao. Hello.

[03:49:44] Dude, I'm off for the day.

[03:49:46] Foreigners, hello.

[03:49:48] That's a long time ago.

[03:49:50] Chinese! Chinese!

[03:49:52] Look at him.

[03:49:54] Foreigner!

[03:49:56] Honey, look, the foreigner.

[03:49:58] I need no food.

[03:50:00] What do you mean, bro? I'm still hungry.

[03:50:02] But we had the chicken sandwich.

[03:50:04] And then we had the mashed potatoes and then we just had the whole cake you eat the whole cake. Where's the where's the rest of it?

[03:50:14] Okay, all right. Yeah, let's eat. I mean they just must get so few

[03:50:20] Foreigners they're all one of these two spots by the way

[03:50:23] Nope, we're not dares

[03:50:26] What a oh my god, he's playing ballerina too. This one is

[03:50:29] Can you really put it all around your phone?

[03:50:31] I mean, they got like V-Falls.

[03:50:33] How's it fun?

[03:50:34] Can you trim it?

[03:50:36] Oh, yeah. You can.

[03:50:38] I don't know.

[03:50:39] Worst one, uh...

[03:50:41] Wow.

[03:50:42] No, no, it's only in China.

[03:50:44] Is it alcoholic?

[03:50:46] Yeah, they have a big...

[03:50:48] Pineapple.

[03:50:49] How do you say, what is this?

[03:50:51] It's pineapple, bro.

[03:50:54] Fully, fully.

[03:50:56] Fully.

[03:50:57] Fully.

[03:50:59] for me. See you. Hello. Oh my God, cute. I'm full as well. You haven't had enough to

[03:51:13] explore that option, I don't think. This is day four.

[03:51:28] to alarm you. You're eating food from here. The guy who's cooking left. The guy who's

[03:51:37] cooking the food back there left. Look back there, is he there? He left. I don't know,

[03:51:50] I didn't stop to ask him. He's not there. Do you hear cooking happening? You barely

[03:51:57] drink it like that works it's a five percent brew it's not coming bro there's

[03:52:06] just no one back there okay enjoy this pineapple it's gonna be 40 minutes he

[03:52:11] has to do that shit don't you're gonna get drunk stop stop you stop drinking

[03:52:21] you're gonna cut off the thing is I might have just gasoline to thinking

[03:52:25] that. Cam is this alcoholic? Who is that? I can never have a sip of alcohol in his life.

[03:52:37] Don't look right now, but behind you.

[03:52:41] Oh! Hand it over to her and say thank you so much.

[03:52:44] Thank you very much.

[03:52:46] Thank you.

[03:52:48] Teacher, next time you come.

[03:52:50] Next time?

[03:52:52] Next time.

[03:52:54] I got nothing there.

[03:52:56] I don't understand.

[03:52:58] I don't understand.

[03:53:00] I'll go run.

[03:53:02] Bye bye.

[03:53:04] Alright, it is raining, so next time you'll see us in the hotel.

[03:53:08] Wow, they actually went straight north this time.

[03:53:18] Not bad, that's safe so far.

[03:53:29] Amazing.

[03:53:30] Great episode and very cool series.

[03:53:36] I've been reacting for over three hours now. I think it is time for me to play my video games perhaps.

[03:53:47] One second. Let me pop that on.

[03:53:52] This is me in August talking about Crimson Desert.

[03:54:01] It's gaming time.

[03:54:06] Ah

[03:54:11] NPC as dot what do you mean? We are typing like full paragraphs to each other. Oh

[03:54:17] My fucking god

[03:54:25] Oh my fucking god

[03:54:31] All right

[03:54:33] Yay, I think I might be able to beat it today

[03:54:41] Okay, so and desert another chance maybe using mouse plus keyboard

[03:54:49] My alerts are not working. I can't see who just said what

[03:54:53] But present other chess, maybe using mouse and keyboard.

[03:55:00] I mean, maybe if I have nothing else to play,

[03:55:03] but I have a couple of things I want to play.

[03:55:06] I don't know, man.

[03:55:08] I wasn't super into it.

[03:55:09] Now I'm behind.

[03:55:10] I might play it off stream, honestly, then maybe if I

[03:55:13] get really into it, I'll bring it back on stream.

[03:55:16] So when I played last stream, I was doing the swamp

[03:55:20] which is a poison swap!

[03:55:22] Fucking AIDS, dude!

[03:55:25] And I had a death and I was like,

[03:55:28] I'm not doing this today, bro,

[03:55:30] and I ended stream.

[03:55:33] So, it's time to run it back now.

[03:55:36] Let me switch my category

[03:55:40] and everything.

[03:55:42] Also, I think I'm going to go take a piss.

[03:55:46] I will be right back.

[03:55:50] Yeah, Miyazaki does love his swamps.

[03:55:52] Okay, I will be right back.

[03:55:55] Cheddar!

[03:55:57] Oh, Cheddar! He's so good.

[03:56:46] Hi, guys!

[03:56:56] Oh!

[03:57:02] All right.

[03:57:15] This is now motherfucking time to play a game.

[03:57:22] Alright, I'll move my camera and I'm a little greasy.

[03:57:29] I saw in the mirror.

[03:57:32] Okay, um, there we go.

[03:57:38] Alrighty.

[03:57:44] Let's go

[03:57:47] I've absolutely loved this this zone so far it's so freaking awesome

[03:57:57] Amazing I

[03:57:59] Don't have nine thousand deaths. Oh my god

[03:58:03] But I think almost 200 is pretty crazy because this game is not that long

[03:58:08] How many grasses do I have I'm kind of running a little bit low on grass if I'm being honest

[03:58:22] Well, that's scary.

[03:58:27] I'm a room wavin'.

[03:58:41] I'm um...

[03:58:43] This is stopped.

[03:58:45] Pablo, thanks for 49 months!

[03:58:47] Itachi, get to the sub to unwashed hands!

[03:58:52] Um, yeah, okay, um, okay, so I just run to the lanterns.

[03:59:05] I always wash my hands.

[03:59:07] I always love an excuse to use my- my hand soaps.

[03:59:14] There's literally nobody in this- in this stream, not single person in this chat who probably

[03:59:19] washes their hands more often than I do.

[03:59:22] I used to wash my hands so much that the skin in the center of my palms was peeling off

[03:59:28] and I had to stop.

[03:59:30] Oh my god, you guys remember that time that I was explaining my bathing issues?

[03:59:43] I'm stuck in the bottom.

[03:59:46] I was like talking about how I used to have such like a thing with like getting

[03:59:51] cleaned that I would bathe six times a day and all people took away from it was

[03:59:57] oh my god she doesn't shower yeah man yeah that's true though I don't shower

[04:00:05] that much I'd prefer baths

[04:00:12] never clean

[04:00:16] Yes, I love baths.

[04:00:26] I don't take six baths a day anymore.

[04:00:27] That was like five or six years ago.

[04:00:33] Now I take a crazy one bath a day, sometimes two, but that's rare.

[04:00:39] like once a week. I'm gonna have to go back to that one place in the

[04:01:09] the first tombstone thing to get more grasp in.

[04:01:13] Actually, I think I have a ton still in my inventory

[04:01:17] at home where the feet lady lives.

[04:01:24] Greenhouse has definitely has a big old tub, yes.

[04:01:29] Although honestly, I kind of prefer medium

[04:01:34] to small size bathsubs because if the tub is too big,

[04:01:38] Then if I'm truly laying down, I kind of like sink into the water

[04:01:45] and I have to consciously make sure I'm not like,

[04:01:49] you know what I mean?

[04:01:55] Like, it can't be too big.

[04:01:58] Because for me, since I'm a little bit on the short side,

[04:02:02] if the tub is smaller, I can just sit comfortably

[04:02:07] without what you know what I mean. Get these fucking bugs off me. I'm sick of the small

[04:02:30] being under five foot has its I'm not under five foot but they have been

[04:02:43] shorter has some benefits I can fit into smaller spaces short people help me out

[04:02:54] here um oh there's way more benefits than that I just can't think of them off

[04:03:04] the top of my head right now you know oh we have sometimes in the bath I can

[04:03:14] stretch out a tall person could never do that you need a crazy-ass huge tub to

[04:03:19] do that some long ass legs yeah yeah yeah we live longer um is it cold down

[04:03:29] there that's crazy um no it is not cold down here

[04:03:38] wow

[04:03:43] insane question

[04:03:49] Oh Jesus, I have them both alone.

[04:03:53] Oh no, I'm gonna get stuck in the muck on my head.

[04:04:01] Dude, this area fucking sucks, man.

[04:04:09] Okay, I'm gonna go refresh my, um, grass stalk from my storage.

[04:04:22] Short people can literally drown in the rain.

[04:04:24] That's just not true.

[04:04:28] That does not happen.

[04:04:29] Who told you that?

[04:04:30] Who told you that?

[04:04:40] It's just not true

[04:04:46] I've seen it name one short person who drowned in the rain

[04:04:53] All right, I'm walking in

[04:04:55] Fuck this area. I don't want to do this anymore. This place sucks you

[04:04:59] I'm ALIVE! I'm right here!

[04:05:05] I have had people tell me, um,

[04:05:07] when I explain my bathing habits to them,

[04:05:11] be concerned

[04:05:13] because of the amount of time that I spend in bath tubs.

[04:05:17] They're like, you don't fall asleep, do you?

[04:05:19] You could drown. I'm like, oh.

[04:05:21] You really think like, I would...

[04:05:23] Like, I think that does happen

[04:05:25] where people can drown in the tub, but...

[04:05:28] Like no, that would not happen to me

[04:05:36] Dude imagine if I drowned in the top

[04:05:48] Imagine

[04:05:57] Alright, this is the one guys.

[04:06:12] Yildor!

[04:06:13] Thanks for 38 months.

[04:06:14] I do love bathtubs.

[04:06:19] I know some people don't like bathtub all they only shower.

[04:06:23] I am a bathtub enjoyer

[04:06:31] Why can't I move?

[04:06:35] Wow

[04:06:37] This stuff is for shit man

[04:06:43] Why does that happen only sometimes?

[04:06:47] Hey hello, thanks for 7 months

[04:06:49] Book 7

[04:06:53] I'm dead.

[04:06:54] Okay, God.

[04:06:55] If I get through this today, I think I can finish the game today.

[04:07:14] I just need to get through this stupid fucking swamp.

[04:07:27] God.

[04:07:40] Good grief.

[04:07:44] Okay.

[04:07:58] I don't think anyone likes the poison swamps, but there's always at least one poison swamp in every fucking game.

[04:08:08] Every time they have to put one of them in there.

[04:08:11] For what?

[04:08:27] Dude, get off!

[04:08:29] We like to see you dying them.

[04:08:47] Amiralurk, Amiralurk, Amiralurk.

[04:08:50] Well, Sammy, thanks for five months in deco for thanks for the five months to your two.

[04:08:55] I'm so scared right now.

[04:08:58] Run.

[04:08:59] Okay.

[04:09:00] Keep going.

[04:09:01] Keep going.

[04:09:02] Woo!

[04:09:03] Thank you guys for the resubs.

[04:09:14] Okay, is anything following me?

[04:09:25] No.

[04:09:26] No, I just gotta get these bugs.

[04:09:34] Come here.

[04:09:40] Okay.

[04:09:41] Okay, I definitely need it. Oh wait, I'm poisoned right now. I don't even notice I got poisoned.

[04:09:50] I definitely need a glass restock soon. Hopefully not for a while. Oh no, get out, get out, get out, out.

[04:10:05] Okay, what the fuck was I doing?

[04:10:12] The slugs.

[04:10:24] Oh wait, this looks like a direction that I could go.

[04:10:29] New path.

[04:10:32] Uh-oh.

[04:10:33] As long as I don't explode by slugs, this is fine a

[04:10:41] Lot of plugs over here

[04:11:00] Dude they're vicious as fuck

[04:11:03] Why the fuck are we all coming from?

[04:11:08] Oh my god!

[04:11:10] I'm actually on Slobfucking Island, dude!

[04:11:19] Oh my god!

[04:11:27] Dude, they have to be like, spawning infinitely, right?

[04:11:32] Where is it gonna stop?

[04:11:54] Is it done?

[04:12:01] Is it over?

[04:12:08] So quiet now.

[04:12:09] Oh my god.

[04:12:10] Okay, I know what is this.

[04:12:15] A sucker stone chunk.

[04:12:19] Wow.

[04:12:21] Hello, I'm done with you slugs.

[04:12:28] more of this. No more slugs. No more. Yufakazi, thank you for nine months. Come here.

[04:12:48] I'm scared.

[04:13:09] Where are you going, man?

[04:13:18] I want to kill these guys so that I'm not dealing with them following me.

[04:13:33] Alright.

[04:13:36] God bless.

[04:13:39] One more, and then there's the guy with the green aura up there.

[04:13:48] Okay, I got the green aura guy.

[04:13:55] All right, sick.

[04:14:04] All right, sick.

[04:14:22] All right, it's winnable, maybe.

[04:14:27] Because every time before those guys were chasing me, I just refused to kill them because

[04:14:30] I'm fucking stupid.

[04:14:31] He's buying more for the poor child, or the poor child!

[04:14:38] I can only get two, wow.

[04:14:45] Oh wait, black pine resin.

[04:14:54] Purchasing will exceed item carry capacity.

[04:14:56] Fuck.

[04:14:57] Oh I want this.

[04:15:00] Oh, I can carry that apparently.

[04:15:03] Alright, um...

[04:15:16] Where the fuck should I head to?

[04:15:18] Is that a ramp?

[04:15:19] I can't even tell!

[04:15:22] Oh, I can go up here.

[04:15:26] Okay.

[04:15:27] Oh god.

[04:15:34] Oh shit!

[04:15:45] Oh this is bad.

[04:15:46] And I'm fine.

[04:15:47] I thought it was more of them.

[04:15:54] All right

[04:15:59] We're fine

[04:16:02] Story hero soul

[04:16:17] I'm not getting chased by like ten dudes

[04:16:19] that would probably be ideal. Hello! Okay, he's stuck or something. He's also stuck or something.

[04:16:37] I wish I could, I can't even tell where the, I might be missing a bunch of, this area

[04:16:54] is so confusing.

[04:16:57] I'm lost.

[04:17:04] Hey, Emily, looking good.

[04:17:06] Just kidding.

[04:17:07] That hair got you looking like a bastard.

[04:17:09] How dare you laugh at me?

[04:17:11] I'm sure.

[04:17:12] This one does a bastard hound have pink and red hair.

[04:17:15] What the hell?

[04:17:19] Hey, man.

[04:17:21] I don't think I was on the back.

[04:17:26] Did I make it through?

[04:17:43] Oh fuck!

[04:17:48] There's a green aura guy fucking poison me.

[04:17:57] I just got poisoned again.

[04:17:58] Okay, I'm sick.

[04:17:59] I can't see fucking shit, dude.

[04:18:18] So do you think those skitso guys all live up here and just hang out together like this

[04:18:28] guy?

[04:18:35] You mean chat?

[04:18:36] Yeah, I was talking about you guys, not the game.

[04:18:40] I was talking about the game up here Oh, I almost fell okay I think there was a way

[04:19:09] way back here that I didn't take.

[04:19:31] Oh, hello.

[04:19:35] Oh!

[04:19:36] Was that guy putting his hands up and I just killed him?

[04:19:41] I feel bad now.

[04:19:44] I didn't want to fight.

[04:19:51] I mean, he was threatening!

[04:19:53] He was creepy!

[04:19:55] And all his friends keep trying to kill me.

[04:20:00] Brother, is this the run back?

[04:20:06] There's actually no way.

[04:20:36] That looks like an explosion, so I'm gonna let it go.

[04:20:45] I'm definitely like playing the player.

[04:20:47] I think it's easier than attacking me.

[04:20:49] I'm gonna let it go.

[04:20:52] Wow.

[04:20:53] Wow.

[04:20:54] Wow.

[04:20:55] Wow.

[04:20:56] Wow.

[04:20:57] Wow.

[04:20:58] Are they baggots?

[04:20:59] I can't tell.

[04:21:00] Oh my god, I never see the run back.

[04:21:30] back again. Woo! Alright, no more swaps! No more swaps after this, right? So it ain't

[04:21:42] so... there's a path down. It looks like. That guy was way easier than a bunch of the

[04:21:52] other bosses I fought so far. Lay, wait, wait, wait, easier. Beat lady. Where are

[04:22:02] to thou. Oh wow. A level costs 27k now. I do not have enough for another one unless

[04:22:30] outside eat some souls.

[04:22:32] That was what it said.

[04:22:43] Alright, I got me some more grass.

[04:22:45] I might be good.

[04:22:48] I might be good to not have to

[04:22:51] equip more.

[04:22:53] You'll see.

[04:22:56] Well I don't have something to do

[04:22:58] I'm still human anymore.

[04:23:01] The second one is out in the room.

[04:23:02] I would always just try to fight the same person.

[04:23:05] Sean.

[04:23:09] It's not the same.

[04:23:11] I always go fight the flame worker,

[04:23:13] but now I cannot.

[04:23:14] He's gone.

[04:23:17] Now I guess I just have to donate it

[04:23:19] to the Valley of Defilement.

[04:23:22] My human soul.

[04:23:26] What was that?

[04:23:28] Those bats.

[04:23:30] Yeah, there's bugs swarming around me.

[04:23:33] I must smell so fucking bad.

[04:23:50] I feel like I hear crazy sounds.

[04:23:55] What the?

[04:23:57] So one of these.

[04:24:00] What the fuck?

[04:24:01] That looks like more swamp, bro.

[04:24:05] What the fuck?

[04:24:11] Oh, my god.

[04:24:12] It's a blood swamp.

[04:24:17] Oh, hello, lady.

[04:24:20] Oh, she got there.

[04:24:27] Oh, someone's alive.

[04:24:36] You

[04:24:50] Need a lamp by her

[04:25:01] That's free soul

[04:25:06] I

[04:25:13] Must plunder oh shit. He's purple

[04:25:22] Sam Sam you

[04:25:24] in the deepest depths of the swamp.

[04:25:36] Can you like move?

[04:25:49] Can you stop standing at the fucking choke?

[04:25:54] Do some

[04:25:59] Dude stop standing at the choke. I want to actually fight you instead of this cheese bowl walk somewhere man

[04:26:07] Does he leave the choke like?

[04:26:16] I guess I have to apparently fight her anyway this guy's fucking appetizer I guess

[04:26:20] Let me get my stamina back, bro. Stop that right now

[04:26:32] Okay, you know what my fault my fault

[04:26:41] Do it again pussy

[04:26:50] Okay, my sound is completely fucked

[04:27:12] Good night

[04:27:14] Well, I got his whole outfit, I just fuckin' yanked that shit away.

[04:27:24] Okay, okay, okay.

[04:27:31] I'm flagged.

[04:27:34] Wait, I actually have to kill her?

[04:27:39] Wait, hold on.

[04:27:41] Wait, can you talk faster after the equipment?

[04:27:50] Can you talk faster or I have to take that anti-play thing?

[04:27:57] Okay, thank you.

[04:28:00] Oh, wait, what?

[04:28:02] I didn't touch her, man! I didn't touch her!

[04:28:07] I swear I didn't touch her!

[04:28:11] Erm, well, I didn't get to see what happened, I guess she just exploded or something.

[04:28:20] You killed her?

[04:28:22] I didn't touch anything!

[04:28:25] It was the game!

[04:28:28] Bring a sincere prayer.

[04:28:31] So is that the end of this area?

[04:28:32] I guess probably.

[04:28:34] Well, I assumed I had to hit her myself or something.

[04:28:39] The game was just like, nope.

[04:28:42] She's dead.

[04:28:49] I would never do such a thing to a lady.

[04:29:02] So is that it?

[04:29:03] here. Do they all have just four? I think I've done everything maybe but the final guy.

[04:29:10] So Penny. I didn't miss anything did I?

[04:29:14] Fraxter, thanks for 14 months. Guys, I think I've done everything. Time for the last guy.

[04:29:33] Oh my fucking god, I hate doing this run back

[04:29:43] Actually

[04:29:57] This is the last boss of the game guys, I've almost beat the game

[04:30:03] Pre-being stuck here for four hours, you know that's not gonna happen.

[04:30:33] Get up, get up, get up, I'm stuck in the corner.

[04:30:51] They actually pincered me in.

[04:30:56] Oh my god.

[04:31:00] Oh my god.

[04:31:06] So fucking annoying.

[04:31:15] Oh my fucking god.

[04:31:24] Oh my fucking god.

[04:31:30] I need to drop off some of the shit I have, I guess.

[04:31:43] All right.

[04:31:46] I will make it through this time.

[04:32:00] Four grass.

[04:32:10] What the fuck are you doing, man?

[04:32:12] Kill him.

[04:32:14] All right, I got big heels.

[04:32:21] Okay, I remember the air at the top, there's a dragon I have to worry about.

[04:32:34] Six grass.

[04:32:35] At least I'll never have to go farm heels now, because I'll always get plenty on my

[04:32:39] way up, you know.

[04:32:43] So, that's no problem.

[04:32:50] Spit that thing.

[04:32:57] Hell yeah.

[04:33:00] You know, Anthony D. thanks for the punch.

[04:33:03] I'm scared.

[04:33:04] I'm scared.

[04:33:05] I'm running through.

[04:33:06] I'm so fucked.

[04:33:07] I'm so fucked.

[04:33:08] I'm so fucked.

[04:33:09] I'm so fucked.

[04:33:10] All right, you guys ready for this this first attempt kill?

[04:33:20] It will be freaking awesome.

[04:33:26] I gotta wait for the slow ass elevator anyway.

[04:33:39] Oh, there's a new Chinese place recommended it says 700 people reordered from here.

[04:33:52] They got General Sir's chicken brisket fried rice smoked low-main why is it what do you

[04:33:59] smoked beef and broccoli I'm going to get me a y'all think low

[04:34:24] made or brisket fried rice.

[04:34:27] The brisket fried rice has better reviews.

[04:34:33] Both?

[04:34:34] I could try both.

[04:34:36] I've never tried this place before.

[04:34:37] It's called Old Thousand.

[04:34:40] Why is it going back down?

[04:34:43] Oh my God.

[04:34:46] There weren't really any.

[04:34:47] Oh, they've got spring rolls.

[04:34:49] I don't really want spring rolls.

[04:34:51] I'm gonna get a side of chili oil

[04:34:53] And a side of um hot mustard vinaigrette

[04:35:05] All right did this elevator so fucking slow

[04:35:11] Hello.

[04:35:12] Yeah, I just threw the whole menu.

[04:35:22] I got two things and two sauces.

[04:35:24] What?

[04:35:25] That's not even close to the whole menu.

[04:35:29] All right.

[04:35:32] You guys ready for a first attempt kill?

[04:35:36] Well, technically second attempt.

[04:35:38] first attempt today on the final boss.

[04:35:43] I feel like my world tendency here is already maxed out.

[04:35:47] Maybe I should just eat the human rock, you know, and make it a little spicy or two anyway,

[04:35:55] if it's not.

[04:35:56] I think my world tendency is maxed out.

[04:36:01] Hell yeah.

[04:36:05] Let's fucking go!

[04:36:22] Last boss!

[04:36:39] This one's fast!

[04:36:41] Where am I swinging?

[04:36:53] Pull up bitch

[04:37:00] Well, I got four swings in there

[04:37:03] Fucks fuck. I'm looking away

[04:37:22] I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do that.

[04:37:52] I'm scared oh no wait hello did I F on back I don't think I even hit him all

[04:38:11] I

[04:38:18] Think the range that is bigger than it looks. That's why

[04:38:30] Beating his ass

[04:38:41] Oh my fuck, I probably could have just killed him there man.

[04:38:44] Just killed him.

[04:38:57] Eh, ha ha ha, doubters, doubters.

[04:39:01] I got the false king trophy.

[04:39:04] Oh my god, it was actually the first try.

[04:39:08] I mean I tried it once

[04:39:11] Two or three days ago

[04:39:13] Did the run back here was fucking crazy

[04:39:17] Fuck that shit

[04:39:20] Wait, where are you? Hello? God?

[04:39:38] What is there another fight?

[04:39:42] Why are you Pepe laughing?

[04:39:46] Well now what?

[04:39:50] Do I go back to the Nexus or what?

[04:39:54] Do I have crazy, crazy souls?

[04:39:58] I don't have to fight the feet lady do I?

[04:40:02] I don't have to fight the feet lady, do I?

[04:40:32] Hey, lady. Oh, there's a big old hole down your house. I'm sorry

[04:40:43] The old one

[04:40:50] Nope, I look so fucking stupid in my outfit

[04:41:02] I

[04:41:25] Damn I'm ugly holy shit

[04:41:32] Oh my god, it looks so fucking cool.

[04:41:41] It's a lot of birds and swords and branches.

[04:41:51] Wow, it's Elden's ring.

[04:41:58] Holy fuck!

[04:42:17] Oh, one of the deacon's trophies.

[04:42:21] And you demon.

[04:42:25] Come now.

[04:42:26] Be good.

[04:42:28] Good tree spirit.

[04:42:58] Go inside.

[04:43:05] Wow, I kind of don't look around this area for a sec.

[04:43:16] Admire it.

[04:43:24] Pretty cool.

[04:43:27] cool

[04:43:33] Some big ass fucking tree look at that shit. Holy crap

[04:43:37] Be lady. Can I have one last love it up? Oh

[04:43:43] Okay, no level up. I guess I just got to sit with these souls

[04:43:48] Yep, yo Nick six. Thanks for the two months. Welcome back

[04:43:57] Kind of dusty up in the mirror.

[04:44:05] He said the game!

[04:44:14] I'm blinding you.

[04:44:16] My family are too much.

[04:44:18] You are our first visitor.

[04:44:20] May you be welcome here.

[04:44:22] The first visitor.

[04:44:24] Oh.

[04:44:26] Here we go.

[04:44:28] Surely you have seen for yourself.

[04:44:30] King Alan!

[04:44:32] The pain and suffering that felt this world.

[04:44:34] The God is merciful.

[04:44:36] And so created the old woman.

[04:44:38] A poison to the person.

[04:44:40] Good.

[04:44:42] Yeah, this guy's just chillin

[04:45:02] This reminds me of

[04:45:05] Wait was at the end of souls one word the final boss is like kind of a

[04:45:12] He's like super kind of weak here. Oh, it's actually kind of sad

[04:45:20] Or me it also reminds me of um

[04:45:22] his name Midas

[04:45:28] Or the beginning he was just this week will do that he fucking explodes in the yellow fire and just looks your ass

[04:45:35] Yeah, my dry ass

[04:45:42] Sorry King, I'll...

[04:45:44] Sash!

[04:45:46] I'm trying to stand...

[04:45:48] No one will just go on...

[04:45:54] Sash...

[04:46:04] Soul Brant!

[04:46:12] That's not the sword I just got, it's my claymore.

[04:46:42] I shall love the old one back to slumber.

[04:46:52] The old one and I shall slumber evermore, as it should be.

[04:47:05] They'll make school be going to that

[04:47:12] Kill her

[04:47:15] Wait why she's so chill

[04:47:23] Do I have to go

[04:47:30] The end is inside

[04:47:32] Can I save before I do it?

[04:47:35] I'm scared.

[04:47:41] It's just like for the different endings probably, right?

[04:47:42] I can just watch the other ending.

[04:47:48] So she shall slumber with the old one.

[04:48:01] What shall I do?

[04:48:04] Shall I stab her in her back?

[04:48:15] Flip maybe I should flip a coin.

[04:48:17] I don't even have a coin.

[04:48:20] Goodbye.

[04:48:22] Is that it?

[04:48:27] Oh, oops.

[04:48:29] What?

[04:48:30] I walked back in.

[04:48:32] Now it's me walking out.

[04:48:45] No Gumby, thanks for 30 months.

[04:48:48] I am.

[04:48:49] Love your hair and rock, too.

[04:48:51] Thanks.

[04:48:53] Well, Atari was spared from the demons and also lost its knowledge of the solar arts.

[04:49:00] The souls lost during the pandemonium were never retrieved.

[04:49:06] Is this really the good ending, though?

[04:49:08] I guess probably the other ending you probably like fucked everything up.

[04:49:12] The answer to the world has another monumental devoted fabric together.

[04:49:17] I'm a pretty good guy.

[04:49:47] I'm a pretty good guy, huh?

[04:49:50] Oh, it's over.

[04:49:54] Well, I enjoyed that.

[04:49:55] It was kind of shorter than I thought.

[04:49:59] I got to see the other ending now.

[04:50:01] Or maybe I'll try to reload my save

[04:50:03] and see if it lets me do it, but it might be set.

[04:50:08] I don't know.

[04:50:10] Kingkord, thank you for the 10.

[04:50:12] Thank you.

[04:50:14] What a game.

[04:50:16] Thank you, King Kort.

[04:50:17] Thank you so much.

[04:50:19] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[04:50:24] Well, I think that's my last Miyazaki Souls game.

[04:50:27] I think I've done them all.

[04:50:28] Yo, Oof, thank you for the 20!

[04:50:31] Thank you!

[04:50:33] Thanks, Oof!

[04:50:34] Thank you so, so much.

[04:50:36] Just, yeah!

[04:50:38] My pronunciation is awful.

[04:50:41] Thank you, Oof, and thank you, King Kort.

[04:50:44] That was a great game

[04:50:50] You can get a clue up if you go to the door from the first world behind the tanky guy

[04:50:57] The door from the first world behind the tanky guy. Oh, yeah, I remember that is

[04:51:03] False king. Thank you for the gift. It's some thank you

[04:51:07] The false king all it

[04:51:09] Yeah, I'll check that out.

[04:51:16] I'm not starting Resident Evil 4 today.

[04:51:18] If when I start that game I want to give it its own day.

[04:51:23] So we try QSMP.

[04:51:28] I still haven't been out here.

[04:51:29] Let me just show you guys.

[04:51:32] So I log in.

[04:51:36] Anonymous, thank you for the five.

[04:51:37] Thank you.

[04:51:38] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[04:51:40] I even asked Quackity's tech people about it, because they were asking me about it.

[04:51:49] Talk to you, thank you for the 10 and Jay Trump, thank you for the 5.

[04:51:53] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[04:51:54] Oh wait, you guys can't see it, oops.

[04:51:56] Well you see this, it just freezes like this when it's logging in to my Microsoft account.

[04:52:04] Which is, this is the same thing that happened when I did his game show, like a year ago.

[04:52:10] But I don't remember how I fixed it before. I think I used like three different computers until one of them worked.

[04:52:15] Windows 11 and Microsoft is just so fucking scuffed, like the Microsoft store is just so fucking scuffed.

[04:52:22] I tried to fix it, but I don't know how.

[04:52:25] Yeah, I don't know.

[04:52:30] I could keep trying, so I think that they're still going for a bit, but...

[04:52:34] Yeah, you know, Minecraft on net, it makes you log in through like, so it wants you to

[04:52:44] log in through like the Minecraft launcher, right, which I am logged in, I like tested

[04:52:48] it. But yeah, I don't know. I hate that Windows forces you to use like your Microsoft account

[04:52:54] for a bunch of shit. Like, oh my God, on my new laptop, I tried to download, download

[04:53:00] Discord right and it wouldn't fucking start the installer because you can get

[04:53:06] Discord from the Windows Store so it forced me to download through the

[04:53:11] Windows Store even though I had the installer downloaded from Chrome I was

[04:53:17] like why this is so stupid oh my fucking god it is so ass I didn't

[04:53:28] I bought a new gaming laptop from Best Buy.

[04:53:35] Oh my god, I didn't even talk about my Best Buy trip.

[04:53:40] I go to Best Buy, the staff there, they watch a bunch of streamers, so I am talking to them

[04:53:47] and I am there for a long time.

[04:53:48] And I was sitting at their-

[04:53:49] You should be awarded an Oscar for acting like you're this shit at the game, cause

[04:53:53] we all know no one can actually be this bad.

[04:53:56] I was sitting at the phone set up counter because they were helping me get my new phone.

[04:54:02] And I saw this guy leaving the store but he was like staring at me.

[04:54:07] So I looked back at him and I was like, why is he staring at me?

[04:54:10] And I see him mouth, goodbye, Emmeroo.

[04:54:14] So I waved at him and he waved back at me and his mom popped up from behind him and waved

[04:54:21] at me too.

[04:54:22] I was like, what the heck?

[04:54:24] He wasn't being weird or anything, it was just funny.

[04:54:29] What a game.

[04:54:30] Yeah, I don't know.

[04:54:31] I know there's other Souls games I could play, like Wiseapir, Rucheng, but I don't know.

[04:54:41] We will see.

[04:54:43] I shall find something to play.

[04:54:48] Wowie.

[04:54:52] Lagasus, thank you for the bits.

[04:54:56] Thank you, thank you.

[04:55:00] Congratulations, you should be at all the souls games, go get them.

[04:55:04] Well I've done all the like, um, Miyazaki one.

[04:55:08] I'm not sure if you've seen it before.

[04:55:12] souls games go get them. Well, I've done all the like, um, Miyazaki ones, so now I have

[04:55:19] to do like the, uh, inspired by ones, I guess. I don't know. I wonder how the FromSoft X Nintendo

[04:55:30] game will be. I don't have super high expectations of it, especially because I didn't really

[04:55:36] care for Night Rain personally. I feel like it's probably going to be similar to Night

[04:55:42] Rain Plus. It's only on Switch 2, which, why? But I'm definitely still going to try it out

[04:55:49] when it comes out. I'll give it a chance, for sure. I will give it a chance. Of course

[04:55:56] I will try it out and try to form an opinion on it. Yeah, I don't know. The overlay

[04:56:04] is broken on a why stream elements has been struggling today I've noticed not

[04:56:13] having a great time oh yeah I haven't done our arm of course not a souls game

[04:56:20] though why didn't you like Night Raid so a bunch of different reasons I didn't

[04:56:27] like okay so I haven't played it since I think like two months after release so

[04:56:32] I don't know if they've patched some of the stuff out or if it's better.

[04:56:35] I don't like how the map feels super, super hard to get around.

[04:56:41] And I like, it just feels very much like kind of the same throughout the whole map except

[04:56:49] for like, I guess like the lava area, but I find the lava area very annoying.

[04:56:54] And I don't like, that's like probably my main complaint personally.

[04:57:00] Bones, thanks for the two months. I don't know. Like, obviously it's not gonna be like a super easy game or anything, but I don't know.

[04:57:12] And then I also don't like the game pacing. Like, I don't like how it feels. It feels super fast and slow at the same time to me. I don't know if that makes sense.

[04:57:21] Like, there's not really... I know that's supposed to be fast. Like, oh, you have to hurry to like gear up.

[04:57:27] But then sometimes it also feels super slow

[04:57:31] Like killing things takes forever, which yeah, I know it's supposed to but I just don't like the pacing personally

[04:57:38] Deasley thanks for the 11 months. So yeah, I don't like the pacing. I don't like the map movement

[04:57:44] I don't really like the map design. I feel like they could have done a lot more and

[04:57:50] I

[04:57:52] don't know I

[04:57:53] Also felt like every run felt

[04:57:55] kind of the same I don't know and the only big difference for like oh did this

[04:58:03] thing spawn and fuck me over or no I was super excited for it too but yeah it's

[04:58:12] just not for me I don't think it's a bad game or anything though says the league

[04:58:18] player yeah no I mean I'm just you know they were asked I was asked my

[04:58:24] opinion that's just my opinion I don't know yeah astronaut thanks for the 31

[04:58:32] months thank you thank you thank you yeah I'd rather just if I were gonna do

[04:58:40] like a group souls thing I'd rather just use a multiplayer mod for one of the

[04:58:45] main games than Night Rain but I don't know I think it was a cool idea that

[04:58:52] they tried it out, even if it wasn't perfect. Maybe they'll make something really awesome

[04:58:57] in the future that everyone likes. My Chinese food is on the way. I'm so excited. He he

[04:59:08] he he he. You gotta do co-op randomized with one of your roommates. Wait, that would

[04:59:12] actually be fun. Wait. We could do the randomizer with the stupid ass skins, but

[04:59:20] it's co-op. Johnny cake, thank you for the five gifted. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[04:59:26] Thanks Johnny. Much appreciated. Well, the credits are jover. Original Demon Souls for

[04:59:36] PlayStation 3. Oh, okay, wait. I think I will skip now. I want it made of black

[04:59:47] demon soul. I didn't kill her though. I didn't kill her. Wait why can I hear

[04:59:57] anything? Hello? Why is there a sound? Can you guys hear it?

[05:00:06] Oh, there we go. There we go.

[05:00:20] Is this new game Plus?

[05:00:25] This is the beginning of the game right now.

[05:00:36] It's the Nexus.

[05:00:38] It holds together the northern land of Boletaria.

[05:00:41] A woman.

[05:00:42] And she's got her feet out.

[05:00:45] I passed out.

[05:00:47] I couldn't handle it.

[05:00:48] And the five archstones will guide me to the outer lands.

[05:00:52] The toes are right in front of me.

[05:00:57] OK.

[05:01:00] I shall go check out that door now, then.

[05:01:06] Where's my food 23 minutes

[05:01:28] All right, oh ash probably goes by my soul.

[05:01:54] Chill, man.

[05:02:01] I don't need it.

[05:02:03] When you went to New Game Plus, you lost the key?

[05:02:06] What key?

[05:02:08] You mean for the shortcut?

[05:02:10] Yeah, of course.

[05:02:11] Unless I'm going to do that for a while.

[05:02:18] I don't think the Mosley.

[05:02:19] Oh!

[05:02:21] Wait, I didn't even need to start New Game Plus.

[05:02:23] Wait, so I had to do it before I'd killed the king?

[05:02:28] Oh my God, bro.

[05:02:33] Wait, that's so dumb.

[05:02:35] That's so dumb.

[05:02:38] Well, I guess I can't go open the door then.

[05:02:42] Well, just beat the gate.

[05:02:45] I have to do it before I kill the old one?

[05:02:47] Oh my fucking God.

[05:02:50] This game is like 2,000 years old.

[05:02:52] Come on, my bad man.

[05:02:57] So what was behind the door?

[05:03:02] You need the item from the old one?

[05:03:08] Wait, then how?

[05:03:10] Kill the NPC and get the key.

[05:03:12] What NPC?

[05:03:13] I don't even remember how to get the key.

[05:03:16] Oh wait, is it the prince guy?

[05:03:20] The stink or a guy, okay?

[05:03:22] I can do that.

[05:03:24] That won't take that long.

[05:03:26] Is it worth it, though, you think?

[05:03:28] I mean, fucking.

[05:03:29] I'm curious.

[05:03:32] I want to go back and spend my souls.

[05:03:38] Yeah, the stink prince.

[05:03:42] Beat lady.

[05:03:45] Beat lady.

[05:03:46] Where is she?

[05:04:00] Where is she?

[05:04:02] Beach lady, don't run from me.

[05:04:13] She's gone until you beat the first boss.

[05:04:15] Oh, that's right.

[05:04:16] You can't level yet.

[05:04:23] All right.

[05:04:24] Well, back here for the third time.

[05:04:36] I can't use the stair shortcut yet, right?

[05:04:39] Yeah, I think up the gate will be locked.

[05:04:45] I remember when I was so excited to get one crack in the grass that shit would

[05:04:52] make me so happy.

[05:04:55] I'm just farming right now.

[05:05:04] Alright, the gate is locked.

[05:05:12] Okay, I need to kill the slug, the slug armor guy, and then I should be able to get to

[05:05:21] the prince.

[05:05:23] That speedrun this shit.

[05:05:32] Five fire bombs.

[05:05:33] Okay, I'm saving those for the slug guy.

[05:05:35] He'll be very quick to kill them.

[05:05:42] This should be easy peasy.

[05:05:52] I know exactly where I'm going.

[05:05:54] I don't really remember that wall.

[05:05:56] I don't even know where I'm going.

[05:06:04] Bitch.

[05:06:12] Bitch.

[05:06:13] Oh, fuck, I forgot I don't know that.

[05:06:16] That one didn't even really hurt.

[05:06:22] Oh wait, I think the first time you meet the stink guy is down.

[05:06:29] It's close by.

[05:06:30] I thought it was after the slug guy was gone.

[05:06:34] Just a lot sooner than that.

[05:06:38] You know?

[05:06:40] We are chilling.

[05:06:45] I'm still gonna get the shortcut though just in case.

[05:06:50] Is this or actually because he smells like shit or does it doesn't mean something cuz some people something like other characters

[05:07:00] This just happens to be kind of brown

[05:07:06] You know, it's not even green. It's just brown

[05:07:12] I don't know I

[05:07:18] Don't know

[05:07:20] I almost fucking died!

[05:07:39] That would have been crazy.

[05:07:44] Oh PR, thanks for 16 months!

[05:07:49] I just want colors, my aura, as long as it's not green or like orange, I think that's fine.

[05:08:07] All right, uh, I think I remember where he is.

[05:08:19] Go down this way.

[05:08:22] Oh, I don't know if I ever got that before.

[05:08:30] Hello, friend.

[05:08:32] Yeah, it's a wig.

[05:08:51] Whenever people ask if I'm wearing a wig, I'm always like, is it a really good wig

[05:08:55] where people can't tell or is it, are the people who are asking guys who can't tell

[05:09:00] something to wait

[05:09:02] Not never quite sure, you know

[05:09:09] Jordan they for the two months. I mean if you don't really wear wigs I can kind of understand

[05:09:17] All right, I'm gonna save him and then kill the best

[05:09:30] Yeah, you're fucking dead, buddy.

[05:09:59] Oh, I missed.

[05:10:00] I I missed I can't target him

[05:10:13] Piss now

[05:10:18] He's not even trying to hit me oh

[05:10:20] I was like just trying to dodge it feel kind of bad

[05:10:27] Give me that key boy. I just killed the prince

[05:10:37] Demi's a prince is only worth 2,000 souls

[05:10:43] Damn bro

[05:10:45] I'm

[05:10:50] Bearish thing

[05:10:52] Now what's the fastest way back up?

[05:10:55] Lasagna wrecked a for the prime damn was on you sound real good right now

[05:11:01] Have you guys ever? Oh my god. I love stoffers lasagna, and you guys ever have the rouses

[05:11:07] Raos lasagna. That's just so fucking good

[05:11:10] Oh my god, I have one of those like a week ago the personal size one

[05:11:23] I have to go all the way around

[05:11:25] way around to get back up. I'm not sure.

[05:11:38] You have Rows or Raios or I can get Rows.

[05:11:41] So fucking good.

[05:11:45] Where does this back up? Yeah, this is back up. Okay, okay.

[05:11:48] To the mausoleum!

[05:11:51] I see you're not dying to that one spear guy.

[05:11:55] And we're good.

[05:12:08] All right.

[05:12:09] Let it take too long.

[05:12:10] too long. Yeah, this is my first game in Souls Places, but I did just need it. I'm just

[05:12:29] doing the... I don't know how to do it there. Oh, I know, I do have to do it after, because

[05:12:36] is the king's sword or whatever.

[05:12:43] Okay, this is fucking guy.

[05:12:46] I can probably just ignore him though, right?

[05:12:55] Oh, he's a fucking bitch now.

[05:12:57] Bitch made.

[05:13:00] Okay, I'm not scared of him anymore.

[05:13:06] He was so fucking scary the first time.

[05:13:16] Um, hello.

[05:13:26] Show me your strength, and the power of thy souls.

[05:13:40] Wait a second, is he supposed to be that tanky?

[05:13:46] Erm...

[05:13:49] Guys?

[05:13:50] Okay, maybe I'm supposed to use the King Sword?

[05:13:59] Or did I fuck up?

[05:14:04] Okay, let me, hold on, I will be right back, sir.

[05:14:14] Is it Soul Brandt?

[05:14:19] Is this it?

[05:14:22] I don't have the stats for it.

[05:14:25] Okay, it is definitely not that.

[05:14:30] Can I grab the sword that was behind him?

[05:14:34] Oh, wow.

[05:14:39] Oh, wow, um, so am I actually supposed to kill him like this?

[05:15:03] I guess he's just supposed to be fucking big or bad.

[05:15:06] I don't know.

[05:15:10] Well, I guess we're going to be here for a while.

[05:15:19] 31.

[05:15:33] Well, you have embraced one such as me, young knight.

[05:15:39] Is that it?

[05:15:40] I am old King Doran.

[05:15:42] Doran's blade!

[05:15:43] For hast proven my strength to be.

[05:15:47] Step forth and take the King's sword.

[05:15:51] Wait!

[05:15:52] He really is Doran's blade!

[05:15:59] Mother.

[05:16:06] So dumb.

[05:16:15] Alright, I can just send a storage.

[05:16:25] Could I do that the whole time?

[05:16:29] Why did no one tell me that?

[05:16:42] I got the demon brand.

[05:16:46] OK, now what?

[05:16:55] It says I don't have stats.

[05:17:00] How do I know what stats I'm missing?

[05:17:05] Now go to the blacksmith, okay?

[05:17:14] Oh wait, but don't have to kill the first boss to um be able to upgrade to kill him?

[05:17:23] Should I go do the sword first oh my god, hello Doran

[05:17:42] Yeah, I mean I don't even care

[05:17:53] Dude, he doesn't care.

[05:18:00] He's just letting me do it.

[05:18:43] Oh damn, he fucking hurts.

[05:18:50] Excuse me, sir.

[05:18:54] I guess it was the first time he hit me.

[05:18:59] Oh, he almost held back.

[05:19:04] That is unfortunate.

[05:19:11] This guy's just gonna take fucking forever.

[05:19:31] We're always going to sword, that's it, right?

[05:19:38] No, they're fuck hard.

[05:19:42] We're going to be here all fucking day.

[05:19:52] Ouch.

[05:20:00] I might be fucked. I don't I don't know if I can beat him

[05:20:23] Oh my god, I'm dead

[05:20:30] I don't know he's pretty pretty tanky. I

[05:20:37] Don't know

[05:20:47] You can go grab us

[05:20:49] You knew the name, it's the trade, your soul.

[05:21:02] So um...

[05:21:03] Interesting.

[05:21:04] All right, y'all said...

[05:21:05] Johnny, that guy's sore too, to have demon-brand soul-brand.

[05:21:15] That's not the one who blocks it in World 2.

[05:21:27] That's pretty far to go guys and I'm probably not going to play New Game Plus, you know.

[05:21:38] So maybe I'll just play something else.

[05:21:42] Those are things for the Prime.

[05:21:44] you I might start um content king because if I'm gonna do I keep saying I don't

[05:21:53] I want to start Resident Evil as like a main game

[05:21:59] does ever ever finish games I just finished the game what no I never

[05:22:05] finished games ever

[05:22:08] And okay.

[05:22:13] Yo, South Point T, thank you for the five months.

[05:22:19] I'm subbing the content, King.

[05:22:21] Well, I will try it out.

[05:22:23] This game apparently has, um, Zoyle and Rosie in it, and a bunch of other people.

[05:22:29] And it was made by Coaster.

[05:22:31] Coaster helped make it.

[05:22:34] Giga Brain Rock Game.

[05:22:37] Oh, hold on.

[05:22:44] Oh, uh, how is the audio?

[05:22:55] Too loud or too quiet?

[05:23:01] Bro, it's Ston.

[05:23:03] I'm sorry!

[05:23:05] I'm not Ston. How's that?

[05:23:15] How's that?

[05:23:17] I feel like it's quiet now.

[05:23:19] How's that?

[05:23:25] Bro, my check's falling asleep.

[05:23:27] Click play already.

[05:23:29] Hardcore difficulty, viewers are harder to please, oh unlocked after completion of the game, okay.

[05:23:40] What the heck, such a jackass.

[05:23:42] It's so tense.

[05:23:49] Marshmallow, thanks for the five minutes.

[05:23:58] This moment is incredible.

[05:24:03] But I wish my children were here.

[05:24:10] is incredible but i wish my stream could see it

[05:24:17] this moment is amazing but i wish our stream could see it

[05:24:31] every moment live on stream without having a

[05:24:35] It's time. Introduce it.

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[05:24:47] capable of streaming 4K, 16fps with negative latency.

[05:24:51] Negative latency.

[05:24:52] With the Sky Synapse Live Streaming Drone.

[05:24:53] Every moment is an opportunity.

[05:24:55] Every moment is an opportunity.

[05:24:57] Every moment is an opportunity.

[05:25:02] I'm great at singing.

[05:25:03] Yo, Keppy, 22 months.

[05:25:04] Two months.

[05:25:06] Stream reconnecting.

[05:25:08] Yeah!

[05:25:14] It's here!

[05:25:16] Listen, this is going to change your live streaming forever.

[05:25:19] In the past, you had to get a cameraman to rig all that shit.

[05:25:23] With this, you just plug and play.

[05:25:26] Pre-order should be arriving today.

[05:25:28] Think about it, Chad.

[05:25:29] Next massive streamer could blow up using this.

[05:25:33] That could be you.

[05:25:38] You're taking in. Are you serious?

[05:25:41] If you're going to take a stream, that's not the problem.

[05:25:47] Drone streaming.

[05:25:55] Total mod helpfulness zero.

[05:25:57] mod damage for 0, mod strickness 0.

[05:26:01] KYS versus Logan Blake?

[05:26:05] Oh my god, you're now live. Welcome to your life as a streamer.

[05:26:09] A dead one currently, and as your mission to gain viewers and climb the ranks of the streamer world, go

[05:26:13] find some content. My room is fucking filthy.

[05:26:17] Pizza on the desk.

[05:26:21] Oh shit. My mom is mad.

[05:26:24] King Kong during the dollar bro is your mom going on about what I'm blocking some

[05:26:30] Some stuff

[05:26:32] How do I leave the room?

[05:26:39] Okay, there we go

[05:26:42] Mom

[05:26:44] Kaden why is there a $10,000 charge at my credit card? Oh my god. Did you buy a drone?

[05:26:52] It's for streaming. I told you already, I'm gonna be a streamer.

[05:26:59] Yeah!

[05:27:01] Kate, you know I don't understand whenever you talk about the streaming thing.

[05:27:06] Have you started your college application yet?

[05:27:09] No, yes, lie.

[05:27:12] Wait, sit mom!

[05:27:14] Wait, doesn't sit mom, I think.

[05:27:16] Yes, get off my day about it.

[05:27:18] Just making sure.

[05:27:21] You don't have to reply.

[05:27:23] Which schools have you applied to?

[05:27:25] Uh, Harvard.

[05:27:27] Why do you care so much?

[05:27:29] You went to college and you don't make shit.

[05:27:31] Streamers make five times your salary.

[05:27:33] Oh my god. That's quite mean, Cayden.

[05:27:36] I ain't cappin', mom.

[05:27:38] Everything we have is cause of dad's money.

[05:27:40] If you weren't so broke,

[05:27:42] maybe he would've stayed when I was born.

[05:27:45] Do Cayden's a fucking asshole

[05:27:47] and his view count isn't even going up?

[05:27:50] Gambling and viewbot fund. One dollar.

[05:27:54] A hundred notoriety until suspension.

[05:28:00] Kayden, Robert, Bradley, this is quite enough. I think you should apologize.

[05:28:05] Apologize or double down. Will you have to think about the clips? Double down!

[05:28:09] Plus two viewers!

[05:28:11] Apologize to no one.

[05:28:13] Your dog for stuff that game can sometimes reward you with viewers or punish you with less.

[05:28:17] Ooh, an alpha like me has apologized to no one.

[05:28:19] Is that drone?

[05:28:20] Recording us to?

[05:28:22] Turn it off!

[05:28:23] Yeah, yeah, I know that it says the actor.

[05:28:26] That's how I knew it was Sip Mom.

[05:28:28] Nope, this is my life now.

[05:28:29] I'm gonna stream everything.

[05:28:31] They finna make documentaries about me on God.

[05:28:34] Poor Sip Mom.

[05:28:36] ZZZ do something about me.

[05:28:37] Not donating.

[05:28:38] I'm paying the bills.

[05:28:40] Find content around the house.

[05:28:44] Chat, type 1 is...

[05:28:49] Type 1 is...

[05:28:57] First of such meaning what you're gonna cook.

[05:29:00] Oh.

[05:29:02] No one wants to see that try again.

[05:29:04] Minus one viewer!

[05:29:10] I'm about to cook some filet mignon. I don't know how to spell it, whoa.

[05:29:13] Oh, great. Cooking stream time.

[05:29:19] Um...

[05:29:23] Uh, why is the stream in the microwave?

[05:29:27] Oh wow, looks amazing!

[05:29:31] Plus one viewer!

[05:29:35] I'm really killing it.

[05:29:44] You guys really think I can make it as a big streamer. Oh, hello, hello, I'm back. Hello

[05:29:54] Yikes yikes

[05:30:13] I see that there's a red exclamation mark oh shit

[05:30:20] fuck is the flag bro yo sky synapse make sure you get my reaction and shit

[05:30:30] plus one viewer let's go

[05:30:34] I'm not now, Katie, I-I'm paying the bills.

[05:30:41] Sorry, sent mom.

[05:30:43] First lesson is what you're gonna do, I'm gonna drink the water.

[05:30:48] That's dog shit, try again.

[05:30:52] Fuck!

[05:30:56] I suck at tweeting, dude.

[05:31:03] I'm about to drink this whole fish tank with a fork.

[05:31:10] This is not one of Emily's dreams.

[05:31:15] That caught me so 20-20 bro, step it up and eat that motherfucking fish.

[05:31:21] Eat the fish.

[05:31:23] Oh.

[05:31:24] Oh!

[05:31:25] No!

[05:31:26] You also gain notoriety. Certain choices may increase or decrease your notoriety. If you

[05:31:34] reach max notoriety, you'll be suspended from streaming.

[05:31:37] What the hell is this chart?

[05:31:38] Eight Efficient, still nobody watching. This shit lowkey, sad bro, pack it up.

[05:31:45] Minus three sanity. You just got your first toxic donation and chat message.

[05:31:51] Caden Ross would never stream this shit.

[05:31:56] Toxic donations and messages will rage,

[05:31:58] but you can decrease your standing.

[05:31:59] Low standing will trigger adverse effects,

[05:32:01] that altered gameplay.

[05:32:03] You can add moderates to your channel

[05:32:05] to deal toxic beers and keep you sane.

[05:32:06] Go to your computer to manage your mods.

[05:32:09] When I can skate board in the house.

[05:32:14] So I have to three mods to your moderator slots.

[05:32:16] Each moderator has stats that affect your stream

[05:32:18] differently, helpfulness, improved sanity,

[05:32:21] damage control reduces notoriety and strictness manages toxicity but affects

[05:32:24] viewership

[05:32:26] you gain access to more mods with unique effects as your viewership increases

[05:32:31] okay i have auto mod now

[05:32:38] great okay now go to your bed and sleep that's enough content for the day

[05:32:47] oh shit my food's here

[05:32:49] Oh, I got it.

[05:32:52] Lazy ass sleepathon, you cannot be for real, bro.

[05:32:55] Go outside.

[05:32:57] I still only have one person typing in my chat.

[05:33:02] We go grab my food.

[05:33:03] Chatter!

[05:33:19] Chat, am I based or cringe?

[05:33:42] Bro this bag smells so fucking good.

[05:33:44] Oh my god.

[05:33:46] Where I'll type in cringe.

[05:33:51] What happened?

[05:33:56] Auto mod, remember to follow, remind and follow chat rules.

[05:33:59] Chatting, I had a content.

[05:34:04] He asked. Oh.

[05:34:12] Wow, he really knows how to make the chat type, huh?

[05:34:14] Oh my goodness. Wait, this smells so fucking good. I got smoked lo mein. Wow, it smells

[05:34:25] amazing. And, um, ooooh. I'm out of subs. I'm out of content. Smells so fucking good.

[05:34:42] Why do you keep checking your view count like an insecure loser?

[05:34:50] I do that sometimes.

[05:34:51] I'll glance at it while I'm streaming.

[05:34:55] Harassment of hate speech.

[05:34:56] Bro, why is Autobahn typing?

[05:34:58] No one's in the chat.

[05:35:01] Nobody's in the chat.

[05:35:03] Hold on.

[05:35:05] I'm just going to-

[05:35:09] Chat.

[05:35:10] Is this real?

[05:35:11] Eat a little bit classic line

[05:35:21] Yo Josh bot snakes for the prime

[05:35:28] Dude kidding review been all week. I've been messaging you on discord

[05:35:34] Discord dude no fucking way. Is that the new string drone you bought one?

[05:35:41] No, no, I bought your sister's OF dumbass. It's the new streaming drone. I rebranded my channel too. It's Kaden Brentley now

[05:35:52] That's such a

[05:35:53] unlikable asshole

[05:35:57] Dude ain't no way you got the full government name you're gonna get Doc's man. That's what you are. Let's see what you got

[05:36:03] I'm a full government name.

[05:36:07] You, you're a fucking dead streamer! How much did you spend for that drone? No one's even watching you.

[05:36:13] Whatever.

[05:36:15] Whatever, brah. You're gonna see me everywhere soon. I'll finna be the next big thing.

[05:36:19] Maybe I should have gone defensive for the drama.

[05:36:22] Dude, you better. If we're going to Twin Scone this weekend, 100 viewers minimum. Otherwise, how are we gonna smash the huds?

[05:36:31] 50 jeans, thanks for 3 months.

[05:36:33] Bad dude, I've been looking forward to the cone all year.

[05:36:35] I'ma hit 100 easy then we'll head out.

[05:36:38] Sound good?

[05:36:39] Yeah man, come back when you know how to do it.

[05:36:42] And we can take my dad's whip.

[05:36:43] I'll wait here.

[05:36:44] Give it up, young Jeff, don't even give it up.

[05:36:48] Oh you can't hit 100 viewers will amount.

[05:36:50] Oh my god young Jeff just gave me a dollar.

[05:36:52] Alright I need to hit 100 viewers.

[05:36:55] Jack, is the stream scuffed?

[05:36:57] Yes.

[05:36:58] We'll plus one viewer for kicking the trash.

[05:37:01] Hello, sir.

[05:37:03] Yo, what's good, Mr. Connolly?

[05:37:05] Wait, it's McConnell!

[05:37:08] No way!

[05:37:10] What are you doing here, Cayden?

[05:37:12] Shouldn't you be in school?

[05:37:13] Wait, this is incredible!

[05:37:14] No, it's summer break.

[05:37:15] I love this.

[05:37:16] I'm standing on New Life as a streamer slash content creator.

[05:37:19] Any content around here?

[05:37:22] You're looking for what?

[05:37:24] I don't understand what you're saying, Cayden.

[05:37:27] Is there anything going on around the neighborhood?

[05:37:29] Yeah, my wife, she's going around real good.

[05:37:33] Caught her having an affair with a neighbor recently.

[05:37:36] Oh no, poor MacAulah.

[05:37:37] And she kicked the machine, stop it.

[05:37:39] I'm intrigued.

[05:37:41] Yo, is she down for a collab?

[05:37:42] I'm thinking about branching out to do an adult content too.

[05:37:45] Isn't this guy like a...

[05:37:48] Jesus Christ, Cayden.

[05:37:50] That's inappropriate.

[05:37:51] Also, aren't you 17?

[05:37:53] You can't be saying shit like that.

[05:37:55] Can't say anything so the five months double down if I'm 17 she's 17

[05:38:05] You kids these days are sick the not as sick as I guess

[05:38:14] Worst part is I can't do anything about it. She said if I tried to divorce her she just take the house of my money

[05:38:20] That's how it works nowadays. I

[05:38:22] I think I should agree. I'll farm some in-cell viewers too. That's what I've been hearing

[05:38:28] Plus by no writing watching videos about female privilege and shit. They got it better than us for real. Yeah, so true

[05:38:36] I fucked up I need some proof first that she's cheating if I'm gonna come out on top wait Rosie

[05:38:43] Rosie would your beer cows more like a viewer absence. I struggled with myself image today

[05:38:49] I call it glimpse myself in the mirror. I wanted to scream at the reality of my chronic illness changing me

[05:38:56] Looks like your audience is practicing social distancing. Oh quest finder if you can tell me where she is

[05:39:02] My new streaming drone gonna catch that bitch red-handed informed. Oh shit. We're gonna get McConnell's cheating bitch wife

[05:39:10] I don't know where the fuck she's at though. I didn't see who the guy was before he hopped out our window

[05:39:15] I just know it's someone in this neighborhood

[05:39:17] Maybe you could go look through some mailboxes for clues.

[05:39:23] Choose to send me love letters back when she loved me.

[05:39:26] That's so sad.

[05:39:30] Caden, Brentley, oh my god, it's his neighbor.

[05:39:34] Minus three, sanity.

[05:39:35] Did he just donate his address?

[05:39:39] I got the lotion and tissue, let's find his wife.

[05:39:43] Wow.

[05:39:45] my goddess your pharaoh awaits your body come over again soon we can take a

[05:39:53] ride in my truck and make love where everyone can witness us I don't care

[05:39:57] if your husband sees in fact I want him to thank you for your continued

[05:40:06] business us we hope our tools are serving you well as a thanks for your

[05:40:09] recent recent purchase of the meter master awesome power soft pro acts please

[05:40:13] this new voucher for 20% off your new purchase. Any content here? I just I think I lost a viewer.

[05:40:20] I don't want your girls dumb cookies and I don't want to hear about Jesus. Go away.

[05:40:25] Sorry. Hello? Yeah, well we listened to. I'm live right now. What did you say?

[05:40:35] Uh, I asked to get aggressively. Bro, are you deaf? I can make you famous,

[05:40:39] but you're missing out on a huge networking opportunity. What song are you listening to?

[05:40:42] Oh my god, it's Wajido and Sanyi?

[05:40:47] What is this?

[05:40:49] It's just a question, relax, bruh.

[05:40:52] No, that's the song name.

[05:40:55] I've never heard of it, that KYS song.

[05:40:58] Did you just tell me to kill myself?

[05:41:00] What's the point of this interview?

[05:41:02] I'm a streamer.

[05:41:03] No dude, KYS is a content creator.

[05:41:04] Like me.

[05:41:05] I'm a streamer.

[05:41:06] I'm pretty bad when it looks like.

[05:41:12] Flex on him and insult him crumble with fear.

[05:41:15] Okay, what would a streamer do?

[05:41:19] Flex on him.

[05:41:20] I'm a thousand viewer streamer, bro.

[05:41:22] My dad could buy your whole life.

[05:41:24] Oh my god.

[05:41:26] Oh, you wanna flex for your stupid video?

[05:41:29] How about this?

[05:41:30] My girlfriend left me for a rich nepo baby.

[05:41:32] This gonna get you views, asshole?

[05:41:34] Oh, all I wanna do is sit here and listen to music and forget about my problems.

[05:41:38] And you come here and remind me that my life is shit.

[05:41:41] Fuck you.

[05:41:46] My bad, bro.

[05:41:57] I'm getting a lot of notoriety.

[05:41:59] It's in my Pharaoh, beautiful rising sphero.

[05:42:02] I think of you now as I lie in bed right in this letter.

[05:42:05] My pathetic husband sleeps downstairs on the couch.

[05:42:08] Yo, any twinge staff in chat right now?

[05:42:11] Make me feel th-

[05:42:15] Jesus, okay, well...

[05:42:17] This is where, uh, the guy fricking McConnell's wife is.

[05:42:21] Now I have to expose them.

[05:42:29] They're probably upstairs doing devious things.

[05:42:33] There's some hats all over the ground.

[05:42:38] Oh my god, how did you get in here capitalized holy fuck chat?

[05:42:46] We're gonna be at the top of shred it clip this shit

[05:42:54] What the fuck are you filming us?

[05:42:59] You live for the whole world right now. Can you do a flip on it?

[05:43:04] No

[05:43:08] But what really matters is who you are.

[05:43:11] You're Mrs. Connolly, right?

[05:43:13] Damn, it stinks in here.

[05:43:15] Ew!

[05:43:17] Ew!

[05:43:18] Oh my fucking god.

[05:43:20] Oh my god.

[05:43:20] My husband sent you?

[05:43:22] Fuck!

[05:43:22] Delete that recording right now!

[05:43:25] Looks like I got what I need.

[05:43:26] Don't worry.

[05:43:27] I won't blue-bow you, bro.

[05:43:28] Keep poking.

[05:43:29] Ew!

[05:43:32] Don't worry, McConnell.

[05:43:35] I will deliver the news.

[05:43:38] Yo, what's good, Mr. Connolly?

[05:43:42] You see my fucking wife? I'm fucking ready, man. I'm gonna divorce her.

[05:43:50] I caught her. She's not gonna believe the footage I got. It was, like, some behind the scenes...

[05:43:55] Wait, I should have clicked the other one so he would go walk in and find her.

[05:43:59] I don't want to hear it. Just fucking tell me you got proof of it.

[05:44:04] Yeah here, I'll give you the vod link. Let's do a watch party of it. I want to get a live reaction from you.

[05:44:09] This is disrespect!

[05:44:12] Watch party? Oh shit, plus three viewers?

[05:44:14] I don't think so. I'm gonna get a lawyer and be done with all this and her. Thank you, Kate.

[05:44:19] No!

[05:44:20] Anything else you know that I could stream? That shit was good-ass content.

[05:44:23] Ooh, why don't you find out what Mr. Dempsey is doing next door?

[05:44:28] Yeah, I never fucking see him leave his house other than to bring back a bunch of weird shit.

[05:44:32] whips fucking chains sodomy of some sort I reckon it's Russell I spent the

[05:44:40] evening watching a shoo each words seem to resonate with my own experiences it

[05:44:44] reminds me I'm not alone in this fight well he's probably a gooner man my

[05:44:48] chat's full of them I don't know what the fuck that means but it sounds right

[05:44:52] is your wife getting cracked by him too definitely not he's not much of a

[05:44:58] people person whenever I talked to him he just wanted to end the

[05:45:01] conversation as soon as possible he was always in a hurry if you managed to talk

[05:45:08] to him maybe you can tell me why he's so damn weird thanks for the tip mr.

[05:45:13] Connelly catch you later

[05:45:18] all right content time if I catch you snooping around my house you're gonna

[05:45:25] Oh, I just saw him in the window. Time to snoop!

[05:45:37] Oh wait, I have new mods available.

[05:45:40] You know, it's the winners of the basement boarded up.

[05:45:43] You're crying what sounds like muffled yelling.

[05:45:46] Uh-oh.

[05:45:48] That's suspicious.

[05:45:55] Maybe there are tools nearby you can use.

[05:46:04] Alright, let's check out the shed.

[05:46:07] I got the toolbox.

[05:46:11] Very suspicious.

[05:46:16] I'm breaking in!

[05:46:22] Dude, I feel like-

[05:46:25] What have you seen, huh? How did you get in here? Come here!

[05:46:29] Don't touch me, Pito. You're on stream.

[05:46:32] Ah, get the fuck out of here, kid, before you regret it.

[05:46:37] Oh, he caught me. Okay, well, I gotta get back in.

[05:46:46] How the fuck do you keep getting in here? Get out!

[05:46:49] Dude, we're back door.

[05:46:52] If I can't you stupid...

[05:47:04] How the fuck do you keep getting in here?

[05:47:15] What should I use? The power saw? Or the drill?

[05:47:22] chat you guys still awake?

[05:47:26] oh my fucking god

[05:47:29] oh Jossama thank you for the gift it oh shit

[05:47:32] no war just kill me already I gotta capitalize on this

[05:47:37] oh holy shit that's a clip clip this guys

[05:47:40] oh my fucking god is that the OTK

[05:47:46] Dunge Brode

[05:47:47] Oh my god, who is that?

[05:47:51] I'm Karen Gray. You're on stream right now by the way, so I almost said nothing bad.

[05:47:55] When you got hooded, he lost three sanity.

[05:48:03] Oh my god, where is he? Please help me. He's been jiggling me down here for weeks.

[05:48:09] Oh my, dude, this game is so silly.

[05:48:14] Who? Why are you down here?

[05:48:15] A fucking crazy fuck who was the dungeon?

[05:48:19] Who do you think?

[05:48:20] You need to help us.

[05:48:22] Correct him or continue questioning.

[05:48:25] When you mean us, I'm not locked here.

[05:48:28] I can leave whenever I want.

[05:48:33] There's a man in the other room behind you.

[05:48:37] I think he's been here since before me.

[05:48:42] Tell him he's not there anymore.

[05:48:43] Tell him he's imagining things.

[05:48:45] Think you're tripping bro. I didn't see no one in there

[05:48:49] Okay, okay, not important right now. Just just just thank God found us

[05:48:54] How'd you find me anyway?

[05:48:56] Mr. Connolly next door told me to find content here mods. Give a shout out to mr. Connolly make sure to follow him chat

[05:49:03] Dude, all I'm literally in like a murder basement 19 viewers. Please just help me

[05:49:10] Call the police. I don't want to die

[05:49:15] Yeah, I bet. I'll call him right now. So, what's it been like down here?

[05:49:22] He's sick. He's a sick fuck. He torches us of every way imaginable, with fucking rusty

[05:49:30] tools. Oh, God. Just please get help.

[05:49:35] Damn. Can you come closer to the bars? I want to make sure Chad can see the wounds clearly.

[05:49:40] Chad, can you see that?

[05:49:42] Please, I'm so fucking scared. Please get me out of here before he comes back down.

[05:49:50] Do you think you can come on my podcast to talk about this whole experience?

[05:49:54] I think we could make it like a whole series maybe.

[05:49:57] Please, why haven't you called for help yet?

[05:50:00] Okay, one sec. I just want to give Chad a tour real quick.

[05:50:04] real quick. Yo, look at these tools. Just as fucking crazy as he got tortured with.

[05:50:16] Yo, Mr. Densey's kind of a freak though, um, god.

[05:50:25] That's enough cool fucking police now please. Okay, okay, I'm calling. Can you show me

[05:50:31] out when they get here though. I lost a viewer for calling the cops!

[05:50:34] I'm always live. Jesus Christ, yes. Please fucking hurry.

[05:50:40] No, there's a follow-up. I want my lawyers. I've never seen this man in my life. Get

[05:50:47] your hands off of me. I don't even know who this is. Get your hands off of me.

[05:50:54] Type one if um I don't know just type one

[05:51:03] Any kid you can't be here we're collecting evidence

[05:51:07] Joe can I see one of the bodies it'd be pretty good content, and I don't even got to go to a suicide forest

[05:51:12] Oh my fucking god, bro. They're referencing like everything not a chance

[05:51:18] Dad wash streamers stupid ask her could it look like a chop chop chopped chud NPC

[05:51:24] You can't be wandering around the crime scene get lost. Hello chat is this bad content?

[05:51:41] What yo what's good mr. Connolly you see the fucking cops arrest mr. Dempsey next door

[05:51:46] I already have fucking people locked down in there. That was me, bro

[05:51:50] I found a dude tied up down there and called the cops

[05:51:54] I'm sorry I dropped the sheet, I'll find it.

[05:52:00] You're a fucking hero, Caden.

[05:52:02] So I'm not really locked in.

[05:52:06] Yeah, I guess. I just wish it was a chick so I could have raced her up.

[05:52:12] Talk about his wife or leave.

[05:52:14] Yo, so about your wife the two time.

[05:52:18] Yeah, I'm gonna be serving her the divorce papers as soon as she gets home, if she ever does.

[05:52:23] It's still fucking waiting.

[05:52:29] She's not coming back.

[05:52:37] Your chat room's strictness caused viewership loss.

[05:52:40] I don't have enough content.

[05:52:44] I don't have enough content.

[05:52:46] Go away, dude.

[05:52:49] Oh, sorry.

[05:52:52] Hello?

[05:52:54] Knock knock.

[05:52:56] Who's there?

[05:52:58] I... are your...

[05:53:00] Your?

[05:53:02] Your who?

[05:53:04] Your dog is dead. I accidentally hit him with my car. Sorry, bro.

[05:53:08] What? How did you run him over? What the fuck? What the fuck?

[05:53:16] What the fuck up?

[05:53:22] Wait, I'm gonna get banned like any second now.

[05:53:26] Maybe.

[05:53:27] I could get that stuff in the middle of the night.

[05:53:30] Question or troll him.

[05:53:31] Yo bro, I need a duo for the Drunk Pal Finals.

[05:53:34] I'm about to rank up.

[05:53:35] Do you know the twisting upper stroke strat?

[05:53:37] Wait, this is Wake!

[05:53:39] What the fuck?

[05:53:40] It's Wake Wilder.

[05:53:41] Be a kid.

[05:53:42] I'm busy.

[05:53:43] What you looking at?

[05:53:44] Don't you see all this stuff outside that guy's house?

[05:53:45] Hey, it's the other guy.

[05:53:46] What are you looking at?

[05:53:48] Don't you see all this stuff outside that guy's house?

[05:53:51] Hey, it's just sitting there.

[05:53:54] The hoarder house? Are you just going to look at it?

[05:53:57] He wants to join Kit for sure.

[05:54:01] Well, yeah. Just leave me alone, Kit.

[05:54:09] If I encourage him, I'm going to get banned.

[05:54:12] You should leave it alone, bro. You don't want to get banned out of town.

[05:54:14] I lost notoriety, which is good. I gained viewers

[05:54:18] Well, so sometimes being a good person is actually good. I

[05:54:24] Never knew that as a streamer

[05:54:32] Hello pink hair lady, you live here

[05:54:35] Yeah, I live here, but I don't think I can take it anymore

[05:54:40] more. My dad just keeps collecting more stuff. He hasn't thrown anything away in three years.

[05:54:49] Capitalizer sympathize. I think I'd have to start being nice for a little bit, yes more.

[05:54:55] Sorry to hear that. Can't imagine what it's like since I lived in such a nice house.

[05:54:59] Okay, well, wait, is that really sympathizing, though?

[05:55:03] I want to do it's gotten so bad. I have to climb through the windows to get inside

[05:55:10] My dad just speeds me spoiled freezer dinners. I don't even know freezer dinners could be spoiled

[05:55:15] Can I do anything to help this would probably make some good hope core content?

[05:55:19] You could try to talk to my dad and convince him somehow to stop

[05:55:23] I'm sure your life streamer, whatever would get a kick out of him

[05:55:27] Can you help me throw away that trash in the back porch first? I'm sick of looking at it

[05:55:32] If you clear it you can get in through the back door, okay, talk to you woman clean up that thing

[05:55:39] God this guy sucks man

[05:55:45] Okay, ooh three mod applications if you mod me maybe I can get closer to her

[05:55:54] Okay, well he's minus 25 strict, so I think that's good. We don't want too much strictness

[05:56:00] Subject, when will HOA address the hoarder house?

[05:56:06] I can't stand looking anymore.

[05:56:07] I'll bring, if you bring us up next, regards Alan Smith.

[05:56:10] Okay, minus 45 strictness.

[05:56:15] I think I can tank that a little bit.

[05:56:17] Maybe I'll take off auto mod.

[05:56:20] 420 all day.

[05:56:23] Oh, weirdly obsessed with digimane.

[05:56:28] It freaks you out a bit, but Chat likes it.

[05:56:32] Um.

[05:56:33] Okay, maybe we'll keep Auto Mod then.

[05:56:38] For now, we won't Mod Back Guy yet.

[05:56:42] Chat, I'm your favorite streamer, right?

[05:56:50] Get through the junk.

[05:56:55] Oh my fucking god.

[05:57:05] Let me in!

[05:57:10] I'm in!

[05:57:11] What the hell?

[05:57:12] Have you been throwing out my things?

[05:57:14] Did Halal Abhi send you?

[05:57:17] Halal Abhi.

[05:57:19] And this is her dad.

[05:57:23] Ass man mold.

[05:57:25] No fucking way. Ass man mold.

[05:57:27] You've been living in this dump the whole time?

[05:57:29] Aren't you a multi-millionaire?

[05:57:31] Hey, are you a fucking idiot?

[05:57:33] I asked you what the hell you were doing.

[05:57:35] Be disgusted, call him out for child abuse.

[05:57:39] This will probably lower the notoriety.

[05:57:41] Bro, you're getting starving.

[05:57:43] She can't even-

[05:57:45] Mmm, yeah.

[05:57:47] What? I was saying, she can't even get in the house.

[05:57:49] Yeah.

[05:57:51] hmm yep bro you know saying yeah and yep while I'm talking doesn't add anything

[05:57:57] right it's just fucking annoying anyway stop messing with my stuff I can't all

[05:58:02] of that I can use those dead animals for a new alarm clock get out oh for the

[05:58:09] horde oh my god I guess for the horde wait so what the fuck you never told me

[05:58:17] Yeah, I don't like mentioning it. I saw him kick you out after you threw away his stuff.

[05:58:26] This is co-worker content, bro. Give her hope, drop some truth bombs.

[05:58:31] I'm gonna lower my notoriety and then try to get more viewers around.

[05:58:39] And if he doesn't, just call CPS on that deadbeat.

[05:58:42] Well, I'll make it, bruh.

[05:58:44] I'm so sick of living here. I'm so hungry.

[05:58:50] Feels bad, man.

[05:58:53] Oh, I can sleep here. Okay. I guess I will just save.

[05:59:04] I'm content-lorded right now.

[05:59:06] Oh, shit. Content-lorded.

[05:59:09] I

[05:59:13] Look at all that stuff

[05:59:18] Yeah, good job

[05:59:25] What are you doing come here gotta go gotta go oh my god, it's Annie

[05:59:31] Yo chat, look at this meth that frick once you got the zoomies because I need some more coffee

[05:59:37] Uh, do you know anywhere I can get some coffee?

[05:59:39] I don't know where I got here.

[05:59:41] Sure, I know a place.

[05:59:43] Oh, please, where?

[05:59:45] Tell me where.

[05:59:47] Red Grilled Burgers has some coffee, probably.

[05:59:49] They banned me from every one of their stores.

[05:59:51] How'd you get banned?

[05:59:53] How'd you even get banned from a fast food joint?

[05:59:55] Someone got my order wrong, so I yelled at them.

[05:59:59] Plus four viewers.

[06:00:01] A slip slop who crashed out and started attacking a cashier.

[06:00:05] Oh, she's famous!

[06:00:09] She's famous. This is perfect for the strain.

[06:00:12] My first collab.

[06:00:16] So, do you know anywhere else that has coffee?

[06:00:19] I'm pressing hard right now.

[06:00:20] There's a coffee shop inside Food Hub.

[06:00:23] Oh, you're a lifesaver.

[06:00:25] Thanks so much.

[06:00:27] Alright, sweet.

[06:00:30] Hello?

[06:00:33] Nothing I can do there.

[06:00:35] I need more content, dude.

[06:00:40] Hello, I'm with the Mormon School of Soaking and Torticracking.

[06:00:48] Do you have time to talk about your faith today?

[06:00:51] Off? I already go to church. I ain't interested. Sorry.

[06:00:57] Money or threats? I've got 21 bucks.

[06:01:00] Oh, I clicked the wrong thing.

[06:01:02] He and I are chill like that.

[06:01:04] I did not mean to click that option.

[06:01:07] What? Oh gosh. I don't want to go to hell.

[06:01:11] Okay, what do I need to do?

[06:01:13] Our Lord says the path to redemption is to follow Kate and Brentley on twinge.

[06:01:18] This is the only way to salvation.

[06:01:21] Huh? Let's say funny get off my property.

[06:01:26] Thank you for your opportunity.

[06:01:35] Extract real about clavicular almost caught a career ending

[06:01:38] cortisol spike after a larp max Stacy tried just ring him

[06:01:42] on stream by calling him a good boy while he was mid mom

[06:01:46] which made two low tier normies at ASU critical aura loss

[06:01:50] reported by the Miami Asian monger.

[06:01:56] Hello?

[06:01:58] Crazy.

[06:01:59] Hey, I got your Blubber Eats order here.

[06:02:01] Um, my wife was to order something.

[06:02:04] What's the order?

[06:02:05] Oh, um...

[06:02:08] The burger.

[06:02:09] The Dr. Yeast burger.

[06:02:10] You guys are fans?

[06:02:11] Dr. Yeast?

[06:02:13] Uh, I don't know.

[06:02:15] Honey, did you order some yeast?

[06:02:17] No, I'm not making fun of you in action.

[06:02:22] Oh!

[06:02:23] Oh my god, I gotta go.

[06:02:30] Plus one viewer, baby.

[06:02:34] I'm logging on these other trash streamers.

[06:02:36] Yeah, how do you like that?

[06:02:45] Hello?

[06:02:46] Hello, this is Sergeant Brentley of the United States Marine Corps.

[06:02:50] Do not come to the door.

[06:02:52] This is a matter of life and death.

[06:02:53] Do not come to the door.

[06:02:55] The Marine Corps, what's happening?

[06:02:57] Um...

[06:03:00] Um...

[06:03:01] Nuclear war?

[06:03:02] There's a nuclear attack coming from, uh, Canada.

[06:03:06] We need you to shelter inside immediately.

[06:03:08] Do not come out until a year after the blast.

[06:03:11] It'll be radioactive.

[06:03:13] Oh my god, what?

[06:03:15] I need to call my family.

[06:03:16] Hold on, let me turn on the news.

[06:03:18] No.

[06:03:19] Your family is probably already dead.

[06:03:21] And you can't use any TV or phones right now the signals will interfere with our military equipment. This is crucial

[06:03:34] You're welcome, ma'am

[06:03:43] My click sponsors, yeah, make sure to keep it tab open for me

[06:03:51] Hello sir. What up little bro?

[06:03:54] Get defensive or compliment him.

[06:03:58] You got that shit on you bruh. How fire is that fit chat?

[06:04:02] He looks like shit, what? Thanks little bro.

[06:04:06] Ask about his clothes or talk about yourself.

[06:04:09] Is that drowning ape shirt real?

[06:04:11] Yeah, but I got it out of a consignment store in Austin.

[06:04:15] Glace him or talk about yourself.

[06:04:17] Yeah, but how about the streaming drone though? I just bought it.

[06:04:20] Oh, shit, you're alive? Can I shut myself out?

[06:04:27] Uh, okay, sure.

[06:04:28] Sharon, why not?

[06:04:29] Yo, follow me at um, uh, shit, I forgot my username, it's uh...

[06:04:35] I'm hearing a stream.

[06:04:39] Insult or show interest?

[06:04:41] Insult.

[06:04:42] Goofy ass username, ain't nobody following that shit.

[06:04:44] What the fuck, brah? I thought you were cool.

[06:04:50] I feel bad now. Maplewood Community Center.

[06:04:54] Yeah, you got any mods in chat?

[06:05:03] I'm 24, notoriety from suspension. That's not good.

[06:05:06] Hello?

[06:05:08] I know. Is there something wrong with the TV out there again?

[06:05:11] The technicians said they fixed it.

[06:05:13] So how can you get your own little office here when all the other employees have to share that shack outside?

[06:05:18] Need privacy to goon or something?

[06:05:20] What's wrong with him?

[06:05:21] Minus two viewers!

[06:05:23] I'm one of two who works here.

[06:05:25] Why would he say that?

[06:05:27] Since our responsibilities are a little different.

[06:05:32] That was the most boring thing I've ever heard.

[06:05:34] What can I do here?

[06:05:36] I do have something we could do, actually.

[06:05:38] Some guy has been harassed.

[06:05:40] You gained viewers thanks to how unmoderated your chat is, dude. Nice.

[06:05:44] Thank fucking God.

[06:05:47] Would you tell him to stop? He runs an outdoor store next to us.

[06:05:53] Bro, who do you think I am? Your personal messenger? Because I am. I'll talk to him.

[06:06:02] Alright.

[06:06:04] Bro, I'm him.

[06:06:11] Oh shit, there's GameSwap, Red Grilled Burgers.

[06:06:16] So much to do

[06:06:25] Completely missed the entrance

[06:06:32] Bro, what you listen to on your radio

[06:06:35] It's the data wars podcast and doors by

[06:06:39] One you still listen to mainstream media. It's hard to say you got your head under the sand

[06:06:46] what's so great about data wars then well I'll bet you didn't know the North

[06:06:51] Koreans were planning to invade us they're watching us right now as we

[06:06:54] speak data wars has the proof I believe you had better be watching me I ain't

[06:06:59] streaming for nothing yo what up to my Korean viewers

[06:07:05] hi also thanks for 16 months they are not your friends they are spies who

[06:07:11] once you get like them people at the community center across from here you

[06:07:16] told me that the people at the community center are Korean spies I told them to

[06:07:20] quit pointing their cameras at me but they just lied and told me it was

[06:07:24] harmless surveillance don't believe me go talk to them and you'll see their

[06:07:27] spies hi sure why not content is content

[06:07:33] back to the community center all right I'm done eating

[06:07:43] grab my water now I can actually play it or get back I was so fucking hungry

[06:07:49] I don't have any water in my fridge.

[06:08:11] Delicious.

[06:08:16] Am I have to make my chat more moderated soon?

[06:08:20] What do you need?

[06:08:22] Yo, quick question for you.

[06:08:24] You wouldn't happen to be Korean, would you?

[06:08:27] That's pretty good.

[06:08:28] I'm half Korean, I'm half Korean, actually.

[06:08:31] Oh.

[06:08:34] Oh, shit, half Korean.

[06:08:36] So like half of you is North Korean,

[06:08:38] and the other half is South?

[06:08:41] He's so smart.

[06:08:42] 50% Korean part is 100% South.

[06:08:46] My mom is from Seoul.

[06:08:48] But I don't understand what the hell you're saying.

[06:08:49] I ain't good at math.

[06:08:51] If there's nothing else, I need to get back to work.

[06:08:54] Feel free to enjoy the amenities here, though.

[06:08:59] Chat, click this shit.

[06:09:05] I gotta get back outside and talk to these other employees.

[06:09:12] Hello.

[06:09:13] Welcome to Maplewood Community Center.

[06:09:14] I was getting, God thanks for 17 months, a reading stream, like where I read to y'all

[06:09:21] or why I just sit there and read a book, question her or raise her, I need the viewers.

[06:09:27] You can help my stream out, people love couples content, yo motz, change my title to

[06:09:32] Live with an Asian Baddie, oh my god, oh no, you look like you're still in high

[06:09:37] school and also I'm married, do you actually need help with anything?

[06:09:42] about their race or leave. Wow, really good options.

[06:09:45] Yo, so I'm trying to learn about the world and shit. Where are you from?

[06:09:50] Oh, well, I was born here, but my parents are from the Philippines.

[06:09:53] That's a funny question, though. Is there any other reason you're asking?

[06:09:57] Jonathan, from the outdoor store? That dude running the outdoor store?

[06:09:59] Minus one viewer! That's true.

[06:10:03] What? That is so typical of him. He has been harassing us for a while now

[06:10:07] about our cameras and just our general presence. I think he's just racist.

[06:10:12] No, as I told you, I'm not Korean.

[06:10:15] And I'm definitely not a spy.

[06:10:16] Don't listen to them.

[06:10:17] Not a job.

[06:10:21] Hey, welcome to Maplewood Community Center.

[06:10:24] Do you have any question about our upcoming events?

[06:10:26] I'm going to give them some advice.

[06:10:27] Yo, bro, just letting you know, you're wasting this place.

[06:10:30] This will make a sixth stream in-house.

[06:10:32] Ooh, we're a casino.

[06:10:34] That's actually a pretty good idea.

[06:10:36] We could host some community gaming parties.

[06:10:39] You're interested in volunteering?

[06:10:40] No, bro, I got a whole ass sub-a-thon.

[06:10:42] Are you asking me to volunteer?

[06:10:44] You guys never understand how funny this streamer is.

[06:10:46] This guy probably has zero jobs.

[06:10:48] Oh, uh, sorry.

[06:10:50] Well, let me know if you need anything.

[06:10:54] Yo, can I do a bet with you real quick?

[06:10:56] My chat loves gambling content.

[06:10:58] I bet you five bucks, I can guess your race.

[06:11:00] Sure, you're on.

[06:11:02] Everyone always gets this wrong.

[06:11:04] You're Korean, you're Mexican.

[06:11:10] He looks more Hispanic than Asian.

[06:11:13] You look a little Mexican, am I right?

[06:11:16] Not even close.

[06:11:18] I'm from Myanmar.

[06:11:20] You got the M right, though.

[06:11:22] OK, well, both of those were wrong, I guess.

[06:11:24] Yeah, that's why I was close.

[06:11:25] Pretty sure that means I don't have to pay you.

[06:11:27] Chat, I was close enough, right?

[06:11:30] It's whatever, bro.

[06:11:32] You don't get to pay me.

[06:11:33] I don't even know where's Myanmar.

[06:11:35] So just take that.

[06:11:37] It's in India?

[06:11:38] Oh my fucking god.

[06:11:43] I mean, I don't think Karine would really be close.

[06:11:46] I guess.

[06:11:49] Oh, Pippo Pog, wow.

[06:11:50] Yeah, bro, I always feel like I need to help out

[06:11:52] and shit because you're fucking useless.

[06:11:53] Dumbass chat with a dumbass streamer.

[06:12:01] You know, he seems pretty good to have around.

[06:12:05] Total strictness plus 110.

[06:12:07] Jesus Christ, we'll get rid of Automod.

[06:12:15] High, okay, I do not tolerate misbehavior.

[06:12:18] I remove the bottom feeders mercilessly without mercy.

[06:12:22] I do not show mercy, fear the high arbiter.

[06:12:25] Police state chat is always in slow mode.

[06:12:29] Skippy Mcdouble, thanks for 49 months.

[06:12:32] Um, 60 strictness?

[06:12:41] I might add them later.

[06:12:47] That could be useful later when, you know, there's a super famous, like, 100K Andy out.

[06:12:52] Tony, do you check out those Koreans at the community center yet? They're spies, ain't they?

[06:12:57] Just here so good.

[06:12:58] Yo, bruh. I went over there and talked to them. Turns out...

[06:13:03] They're all Korean.

[06:13:05] You were right, bruh. They're all North Korean.

[06:13:08] Oh, Christ. I knew it. We have to figure out what they're up to. Otherwise, we're dead.

[06:13:13] They might be playing in an attack as we speak.

[06:13:15] Holy shit. How do we stop them?

[06:13:18] We need to play their game. We need intel. Go over there and search through their documents, computers, whatever.

[06:13:24] We need to see what they're doing.

[06:13:26] I'll check it out. If you're right, maybe we can do a collab with data wars. That'd be content

[06:13:33] Sick. All right now. I'm gonna go look through all their shit

[06:13:39] Finn GTV donated!

[06:13:45] Yo chat, where should we look? I just see a bunch of boring ass folders

[06:13:49] Holy shit. Look at this folder chat. Top secret do not open. These gotta be the secret plans

[06:13:55] Which file you guys think it is?

[06:13:59] ammo

[06:14:01] Asian RBT what is RBT?

[06:14:06] X

[06:14:11] Find out

[06:14:19] To

[06:14:21] What the fuck

[06:14:23] I got an Asian rabbit x-box down on his work computer

[06:14:29] Dude sort of going in the maplewood community center

[06:14:47] That's crazy

[06:14:49] Do you guys know this whole thing is pre-recorded?

[06:14:52] What the fuck was that?

[06:14:56] I might have to do the strict mods soon to get my sanity back.

[06:15:04] You've found anything on their commies computers yet?

[06:15:07] Their commie computers?

[06:15:09] Anyway, they plan an attack.

[06:15:11] Bruh, I looked through their computers. You'll never guess what I found.

[06:15:15] I found Twitch mods. I found plans to destroy America.

[06:15:19] I found orders from their supreme leader, Kim Kardashian or whatever about their plans to destroy America.

[06:15:25] They're gonna start with your shop.

[06:15:27] Oh my god, it all makes sense.

[06:15:30] Alec Johnson was right about everything.

[06:15:32] That's it. We're putting it into this.

[06:15:34] Go over there and knock out those cameras.

[06:15:36] Can I shoot the cameras with those guns on the wall instead?

[06:15:39] Oh no.

[06:15:39] Those guns look expensive. Case-hardened?

[06:15:42] I lend you one kid, but I need to stop as many as I cancel the impending war.

[06:15:46] Guns are not for sale anymore.

[06:15:48] Okay, fine. I'll take out the cameras. Chat, no snitching.

[06:15:52] No snitching! Break the cameras in the community center.

[06:15:58] Yo, twinch-popo, better not be watching me right now.

[06:16:02] I'm gonna get banned for sure, bro.

[06:16:18] Okay, one more...

[06:16:24] Um...

[06:16:26] Is there another one? Oh, there's one right here, okay.

[06:16:29] I'm bled.

[06:16:48] This is America. That's what you get for filming Porto of me.

[06:16:52] Hey, hell yeah, brother.

[06:16:54] We're not filming anything.

[06:16:55] You're fucking crazy.

[06:16:57] Crazy? You want to see crazy?

[06:16:59] I'll show you crazy you goddamn commies.

[06:17:02] Oh my god, what the fuck?

[06:17:04] Terry, please call the police.

[06:17:07] USA.

[06:17:08] USA.

[06:17:09] USA.

[06:17:11] USA.

[06:17:14] Hell yeah.

[06:17:15] Well, plus I'm so close to getting.

[06:17:18] I don't know if you get banned if you lose all your progress.

[06:17:27] OK, let me go to the computer and switch up my mods, I think.

[06:17:41] OK, we need strictness.

[06:17:44] Make my streak to your friends.

[06:17:47] I think we have to add the high Arbiter Rexar for now.

[06:17:53] Chat is now in slow mode.

[06:17:59] I can't kick the car.

[06:18:02] I need to do some good deeds so I don't get banned.

[06:18:07] Hello?

[06:18:08] Hello.

[06:18:09] Welcome.

[06:18:10] Thank you so much for coming in.

[06:18:12] Please stay to look around and let me know if you need anything.

[06:18:15] Why is this place so empty?

[06:18:16] She looks more dead than Ditskip's view by the chat.

[06:18:19] Heh, been this way for a year now.

[06:18:23] Ever since they finished building that food hub, no one gives me their business hit-able.

[06:18:29] Yo, I'm with you man, fuck these big streamers and shit.

[06:18:32] They don't give us small streamers enough love, bruh.

[06:18:35] I think food hub's been sabotaging me.

[06:18:38] I saw them actively poaching my customers when construction finished.

[06:18:43] You see those puddles everywhere?

[06:18:45] My pipes burst last week for the first time in 20 years.

[06:18:48] It probably froze never something.

[06:18:52] Move the drink already.

[06:19:04] Bro, how are your pipes gonna burst in the middle of summer?

[06:19:08] Exactly. How would they burst in this weather? It had to be foul play, I'm telling you.

[06:19:14] They're trying to run me out of business.

[06:19:16] Why? What's the point if they already got all your customers?

[06:19:19] I think they're racist. They hate to see a brown man succeeding.

[06:19:24] Be mean. Offer help. Well, I need the clothes, so...

[06:19:27] Maybe I can get your customers back. I'm an influencer type shit, so I can promote your shop.

[06:19:32] Oh, okay, okay.

[06:19:35] Why, how?

[06:19:37] You're on my stream right now. Tell us about yourself, where you're from and stuff.

[06:19:41] Uh, hello? My name is Martin and I run the Maplewood Market. I moved here from Evansville, Indiana, 20 years ago.

[06:19:52] Oh, wow, I knew you were in and...

[06:19:54] Hi, Martin.

[06:19:55] See, Chad, I'm cultured.

[06:19:56] Your charm's strictness caused viewership loss.

[06:20:00] Well good, that guy was being mean.

[06:20:02] Look, maybe you can just help me clean up around here.

[06:20:06] I'm the only one worthy enough since I can't afford employees.

[06:20:10] I got it.

[06:20:12] Rogue's struggling out here for really gotta help him out.

[06:20:15] Alright, uh, we will clean up.

[06:20:18] Tidy things up.

[06:20:21] Okay, there's some shit all around here.

[06:20:24] Put it back in the box, use it in the store or leave.

[06:20:27] I- I- I'm so close to getting banned, I can't fuck around for a while.

[06:20:33] Okay, uh, we'll just clean up. Then we can fuck around in some future quests.

[06:20:38] Yikes.

[06:20:40] Yikes.

[06:20:42] Fuck, I'm done.

[06:20:44] That was it.

[06:20:46] Grr!

[06:20:48] You look so much clearer around here now.

[06:20:50] Thank you so much for your help.

[06:20:52] Why did my own mod type die, Caden?

[06:20:54] Die, die, die.

[06:20:56] Complier be punished.

[06:20:58] Regards from Rexar.

[06:21:00] Follow the rules or else

[06:21:02] you'll see what I'm capable of.

[06:21:04] Po-clo-save

[06:21:06] Pocahontas save for the prize. Dude, I think High Arbiter Rexar is my favorite mod.

[06:21:17] Yo, this place still looks dead, dead ass. Anything I can do to help out?

[06:21:22] I could use your help getting my customers back. Could you maybe go over to Food Hub and convince them to shop you again?

[06:21:29] Okay.

[06:21:30] Sure, brah. I love some sweet revenge. Chat, send me cheers if you agree.

[06:21:34] Alright, so I guess we're going to the other store to try to- ooooh!

[06:21:43] Plus eleven!

[06:21:46] I'm getting banned soon.

[06:21:49] Ooooooh!

[06:21:50] A burger!

[06:21:53] Okay, that got me in trouble.

[06:21:59] I did just steal someone's food.

[06:22:08] Hey man, your stream looking dead.

[06:22:10] You bought cheap? I sell.

[06:22:14] You bought? I don't know man. Isn't that a little sketchy?

[06:22:18] Who cares? Everyone use.

[06:22:20] I run the YouBot farm in Vietnam.

[06:22:22] I sell for Rakan, Bitscalf, Nion, the frequent customer.

[06:22:27] Do I do it?

[06:22:29] I feel like I'm going to get banned.

[06:22:32] Um, maybe I'll, maybe, um, I'm close to the 100, I don't want to risk it, I can't do anything bad.

[06:22:39] Cause I don't know if getting banned actually stops the game closer.

[06:22:44] Do it.

[06:22:47] The birds?

[06:22:49] Oh, I meant to click the top one.

[06:22:51] I need at least two, two at least, to hide myself.

[06:22:55] I was just looking for content, but I think even you're too much for me band equals more viewers. I

[06:23:04] Mean, I guess if it's being accurate with you know, I

[06:23:09] Feel like it's trying to be a parody. It wouldn't just get more viewers and maybe I should try to get bad

[06:23:14] Can you buy me them to wait? What are you asked for birds?

[06:23:19] Okay, yeah, that sounds like good content just get to it

[06:23:23] Whatever you're talking about and meet me at the register.

[06:23:25] I'm about $42.

[06:23:27] No, they're perfect to get me.

[06:23:34] Well, but if I pay for the groceries,

[06:23:36] you're not going to go shop at Martin's store.

[06:23:38] I think I might have fucked up the other quest.

[06:23:41] Damn, I'm just trying.

[06:23:43] I have a boyfriend.

[06:23:45] Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am.

[06:23:48] Yeah, while you're shopping at L Hub,

[06:23:50] Maplewood Market Field's ratio displays

[06:23:52] I don't know. I don't want to be mean, but that place is a thump.

[06:23:58] The cues of racism hype up Maplewood Market?

[06:24:02] No, that's what I thought too, but...

[06:24:05] I gotta get her to go!

[06:24:06] ...Clean is an Austin streamer's personality, but Maple wouldn't even faken it.

[06:24:13] Yeah, um, I don't really know what that means, but I'll try it out, I guess.

[06:24:22] Okay, um, I will buy the bots.

[06:24:28] Hey man, you need to do bot?

[06:24:31] I sell.

[06:24:32] I can't even afford them!

[06:24:34] Wait, five for fifty dollars?

[06:24:37] I can't even afford them.

[06:24:39] Oh, but it does give you notoriety.

[06:24:42] So if I bought right now, I'd get banned.

[06:24:44] Size man, thank you for the prime.

[06:24:47] Okay, well, I need more money, I guess.

[06:24:51] Customers!

[06:24:53] I'm getting them! I'm getting too!

[06:24:55] You will stop the birds! You'll buy them for me!

[06:24:57] Bro, you tweakin'!

[06:24:59] It must be this place. They send in 5G waves into your brain.

[06:25:01] Mmm.

[06:25:03] Mason, how much you want to bet the birds and the parking lot have cameras?

[06:25:07] They were watching us on the way in.

[06:25:09] I saw them!

[06:25:11] You talking to your chat or something?

[06:25:13] Who do you want, kid? We're being watched!

[06:25:15] Uh...

[06:25:17] Maple would market...

[06:25:19] I just gonna tell you that Maple would-

[06:25:20] I lost a viewer!

[06:25:21] ...been going on, completely racial displaced.

[06:25:24] No! Logic lapsed! Thank you for the sub! Welcome!

[06:25:26] Thank you!

[06:25:28] I don't care!

[06:25:29] They won't report things!

[06:25:31] The birds!

[06:25:32] The birds are actually working for this grocery store.

[06:25:35] They talked about you.

[06:25:36] They're gonna kill you.

[06:25:36] Oh shit!

[06:25:37] But Maple would market and has the tools to save you.

[06:25:39] Ooh! Good sell, good sell!

[06:25:42] Not many there right now.

[06:25:43] Let's get out of here, Mason!

[06:25:45] Who's Mason?

[06:25:47] Hello, sir.

[06:25:47] Sir?

[06:25:48] Oh, hello!

[06:25:50] Yo, bro, you fray-mogging my ass right now.

[06:25:53] You looking for some extra juice for those muscles?

[06:25:55] No fried rice for you, Cheddar.

[06:25:58] I don't care how sad you look, you're not getting any fried rice.

[06:26:06] Coaster! This is Coaster.

[06:26:08] You are speaking to private-first-class room-ear-ass!

[06:26:11] Tell him to calm down or question.

[06:26:12] Say it, don't spray it, bro. Damn!

[06:26:14] You got spit all over my streaming drone.

[06:26:17] Sorry, sir.

[06:26:18] Man, you're so loser, question mark, especially a question mark, it's just like my chat.

[06:26:26] So you're like a veteran or something?

[06:26:30] Sir!

[06:26:31] Yes, sir!

[06:26:32] You know, you would get hell of a veteran discount that Maple would mark it.

[06:26:35] Wait!

[06:26:36] Really?

[06:26:37] Ha!

[06:26:38] I guess I'll shop there instead.

[06:26:41] Honey!

[06:26:42] Oh my goodness!

[06:26:47] perfect yeah you're a furry right that's

[06:26:52] no I was joking hard watch I was

[06:26:54] joking

[06:26:59] meow

[06:27:01] pet it or mock it I will cut cat yeah

[06:27:05] you're a real cat aren't you

[06:27:08] no no he's trying real hard to get

[06:27:15] to my fried rice look it is in my son you know maybe we need to save for the

[06:27:28] five-gifted thank you thank you thank you okay

[06:27:40] I can pay for three more people's food. Oh wait, my sanity is high. I need to find a computer

[06:27:49] and get rid of the fucking... Oh my God, E-Rob just donated. Wait, how do I leave? Talk

[06:28:00] to the food, Amanda, in the front office.

[06:28:06] I need to get rid of the crazy mod.

[06:28:10] He's killing my viewership now.

[06:28:13] Hello.

[06:28:14] Hope you're having a great day.

[06:28:16] Seems you've been stirring up quite a storm out there,

[06:28:19] haven't you?

[06:28:21] Question or mock.

[06:28:22] What, am I in trouble or something?

[06:28:26] Absolutely not.

[06:28:27] We've been watching you carefully

[06:28:29] since you entered our store.

[06:28:31] And I think we both highly benefit

[06:28:33] from a temporary partnership.

[06:28:36] A sponsorship?

[06:28:39] I wanna fuck her.

[06:28:40] How do I?

[06:28:41] Is there a fast way to lower the notoriety?

[06:28:44] You know what, I'm just gonna get banned.

[06:28:45] Hey man, I ain't trying any gay shit, all right?

[06:28:47] Also, if you're into that,

[06:28:49] you can partner up with a mind shaft streamer instead.

[06:28:51] Oh my God!

[06:28:53] Yo, oh, thank you for the five.

[06:28:55] Thank you.

[06:28:56] No, I think it's a wig or not, but the hair goes,

[06:28:58] That's a wig. My real hair is on a dark brown, but I felt fancy today.

[06:29:03] Have you spoken to Martin recently, our little neighbor of the Maplewood Market?

[06:29:08] Yes. No.

[06:29:09] No, but get to the point, bro. I'm losing viewers talking to you.

[06:29:12] You see, our partners have been hoping to expand this lot into a mall for a while now.

[06:29:19] And the owner of our neighbor grocery store, Maplewood Market, he's bitterly stubborn.

[06:29:25] Goudra, his store ain't big enough for a whole mall to fit there.

[06:29:29] You'd have to get rid of everyone else around here too.

[06:29:32] Precisely. We've spoken with the rest of the business owners here and they've agreed to be integrated into the new mall

[06:29:39] and compensated very well. All except Martin.

[06:29:43] If you help us, we can help you. We have a rather large advertising budget.

[06:29:48] We could promote your channel both locally and nationally. The benefits would be instant.

[06:29:55] Promoted? Okay, so that would be good for my stream, but then I'd be betraying Martin.

[06:30:02] What would a big streamer do?

[06:30:06] I gotta betray Martin.

[06:30:08] What do you want me to do?

[06:30:10] Oh, it's really quite simple. Maplewood Market seems to already be such an unsafe shopping environment.

[06:30:17] They're pipes burst just two weeks ago.

[06:30:19] Martin!

[06:30:21] bro I don't know what the fuck your normie corny ass yapping means stop

[06:30:25] talking like an NPC it would just be so unfortunate if someone slipped and fell

[06:30:31] over there you know we love our neighbors in Maplewood market and we would hate

[06:30:35] to see that soon but I bet there'd be a lot of viewers in it for you it's

[06:30:40] something so awful happened over there and you streamed it and don't forget the

[06:30:45] support we give you. Okay, guys, what do you think? Do we switch up on our day

[06:30:51] ones? Or do we do what's right? I think we would get banned too, which would also

[06:30:57] that might bring viewers. I don't know how the mechanics work. Let's get the

[06:31:03] bag. Hey, fuck it, dude. Content is content. I'm in. Terrific. You made the

[06:31:09] right choice. Your career is gonna thank you for this.

[06:31:13] It's time and you know what I think wait oh it canceled my fuck I should have turned in the

[06:31:20] maple wood

[06:31:22] thing first I

[06:31:24] Think it canceled the quest I was doing for him

[06:31:28] Well, I'm definitely getting bad

[06:31:30] Might as well pick this blue car

[06:31:35] I'm getting bad anyway

[06:31:37] Rosemary! Thank you for the raid!

[06:31:40] Hello, Rosemary raid! Hello!

[06:31:43] Hi! Welcome in! It feels like a great day today. I really hope it continues going.

[06:31:48] Yeah, it'll be a wonderful day!

[06:31:55] Um...

[06:31:57] Martin will prevent any sabotage. Get rid of him first.

[06:32:04] Okay, um...

[06:32:06] I hope you're having a great day

[06:32:09] Tell him his car is getting stolen tell him his wife got an accent tell him his kids got in an accident. Oh

[06:32:15] My fucking God

[06:32:19] Can you mod for damage? Oh, that's right. I think damage control can lower notoriety. I forgot

[06:32:25] I just want to see what happens if I get bad. Oh my god

[06:32:28] There was an accident near my house. There was a woman being taken to the hospital and she kept screaming

[06:32:32] Please call my husband Martin at Maplewood

[06:32:36] What no, oh my god, is she okay?

[06:32:42] No, no man, she's not okay

[06:32:48] Oh my god, I was there for her because I was running this damn store. I guess August just message me soon dot-dot-dot

[06:32:58] Fuck I got banned just that

[06:33:01] Strike one, get suspended for the first time.

[06:33:05] Minus nine viewers!

[06:33:08] Your time offline costs some of your viewership.

[06:33:10] Okay, so you don't want to get banned then.

[06:33:12] Um, okay.

[06:33:15] Um...

[06:33:17] Assman Mould's keyboard.

[06:33:20] I saw you're on our side.

[06:33:23] I also saw that you have some people who aren't on our side.

[06:33:27] I can take care of them.

[06:33:29] We're going to the top of shredded. Oh wait, bro. This chat is dead. Let me mod. I'll make this shit pop

[06:33:36] minus 20 helpfulness

[06:33:42] People Pog wow low key by by Poland unpredictable can be problematic or very helpful. Okay. Well, let's get rid of high Arbiter

[06:33:52] How's my sanity okay my sanity is very good. Let's add some real shitty mods

[06:33:57] mods. Let's add the the PokiName skitzo mod. Um, we'll add Burger Burger Burger. Um, and

[06:34:14] We'll add, uh, 420 all day.

[06:34:22] Alright.

[06:34:27] Hey, man!

[06:34:28] Sup, dude? You still dead streamer? Or have you climbed into an iron? You gotta break at least a hundo if we're getting any pussy at TwitchCon.

[06:34:33] Okay, fuck you, Jared. Fuck you, man.

[06:34:38] Chat, am I goaded?

[06:34:44] Okay, so I see now that the burger burger burger mod just spams one emote

[06:34:54] You okay, and you would never unmod me, right?

[06:35:08] Hey what you guys doing quick smoke sash dude you buying or not?

[06:35:14] Uh, sure, brah. How much for two weeds?

[06:35:17] Mmm, three...

[06:35:19] 300 bucks! I can't afford that!

[06:35:21] What? For just two?

[06:35:23] Okay, how about just one?

[06:35:25] Okay, uh, 200?

[06:35:28] Bruh, you scammin' my ass.

[06:35:30] I can't afford it!

[06:35:31] And it just really didn't cost that much.

[06:35:33] Ah, bruh, I'm just fucking with you.

[06:35:36] Are you stupid?

[06:35:38] I can tell you've never smoked that green before.

[06:35:41] Say you have, why?

[06:35:43] Bro, I lost a viewer. I ain't a virgin trust me. Oh, sure

[06:35:50] Take a hit that big guy. I'm smoking. I chat this one's for you

[06:35:56] And hail the smoke hold the smoke in mouth. Oh

[06:36:00] God

[06:36:06] What was it what the fuck dude, did you lace that shit am I gonna fucking die?

[06:36:12] Was it Fent? Oh God, if I die, give my stream to my friend Gerard.

[06:36:17] Ha ha ha ha, no dude, it was just some shitty shake next to some oregano.

[06:36:23] Congratulations on beating Demon's soul, Zemmi.

[06:36:26] Thanks for your rescue guys, it was a very good game.

[06:36:29] So it was weed from Oregon? I enjoyed it.

[06:36:31] Is that why Portland got zombies? Am I going to die?

[06:36:34] No, that's the fentanyl. But you're funny.

[06:36:37] We weren't going to graffiti maple in market, but we just want to chill now.

[06:36:41] Since you were cool, you can have the spray paint.

[06:36:44] Sick, bro. Thanks. This whole town's been a nomad name.

[06:36:48] Oh, nice. Skiddy veers, but also incur a notoriety cost.

[06:36:53] Okay.

[06:36:56] Let's go.

[06:37:00] Tell Streamer to host me.

[06:37:04] Huh? Dude, that drone is so cool, man.

[06:37:07] I want to fly too and shit Russell said pray he never recovers. Fuck you Russell

[06:37:15] Did Russell voice anything in this game

[06:37:27] I think now I sabotage

[06:37:37] my back you you are not fit to run a store sue I'm gonna sue the heck out of

[06:37:46] you more so I hold dude hell yeah okay I guess back to food hub

[06:37:59] Try to complete that quest

[06:38:05] My camera's walking more stuff

[06:38:11] Yeah, I got 75 viewers we are cooking

[06:38:15] I'll need pay for some people's food. I already talked to that guy, I think. Hello, sirs?

[06:38:34] Yo, I'm buying everyone's groceries. Dude, I'm not going to be able to afford these.

[06:38:40] Oh my god, I knew today would be a good day my family and I've been struggling with food ever since I went out of business

[06:38:48] Thank you so much

[06:38:50] Okay, who asked?

[06:38:52] I'm not gonna be able to afford all these groceries, dude. Fuck yo shit

[06:38:57] I already talked to her did I offer to buy her groceries?

[06:39:02] Yeah, I didn't expect to see twinge that

[06:39:05] Oh no!

[06:39:07] Meet me at the registers later and I'll buy you cat food or whatever.

[06:39:11] Oh wow, thank you Senpai!

[06:39:13] Meow!

[06:39:19] Oh it's Jack the Boss!

[06:39:21] Yo, I'm buying everyone's groceries in the store today.

[06:39:23] Meet me up front later and I got you.

[06:39:26] Oh my gosh, that's so nice of you.

[06:39:28] I've been struggling a bit with buying organic, because of the upcharge, but now I can eat healthy.

[06:39:33] My doctor says I should lay off the frosted food, you know

[06:39:37] And of course to incorporate less sugar in my diet

[06:39:40] It's such a struggle having to manage that when I love snacking so much, you know

[06:39:44] And off this job will do that to you though

[06:39:46] Bro my chat is falling asleep. Please stop your yapping. Oh

[06:39:52] Okay, I'll just meet you up there when I'm ready

[06:39:57] Okay, there's no way to follow these groceries. I'm so fucked

[06:40:03] Talk to hello. How are you today? Hope you're having a great day shopping at food. I'm so good for all the best ingredients

[06:40:12] Yo, can I make an announcement on the intercom? I'm gonna pay for everyone's groceries today. Oh, that's so nice of you

[06:40:19] You got it. I

[06:40:24] Literally can't afford it dude

[06:40:26] Let me see what happens if I try to pay

[06:40:28] hey can everyone come to the front so I can pay for your groceries I'm just

[06:40:33] trying to get back to the world and shit that's so great so how will you be

[06:40:38] paying cash or credit oh I let me place this bet on Ray bet I win I'll pay

[06:40:46] Shit, I lost. That was 200 bones, bruh.

[06:40:52] Hey, I guess I didn't have to pay. Wow.

[06:40:58] Hey man, you need viewbot? I sell.

[06:41:02] Dude, it's $50 for five.

[06:41:07] I don't think that's worth it at all.

[06:41:11] I don't know if there's anything else I can even buy.

[06:41:13] Hell yeah, good choice, man. Let me know if you want more.

[06:41:15] If you want more, I want the best, do you, butthole?

[06:41:18] Okay, I only need, like, 15, I should do more now.

[06:41:22] I'm gonna do that to you, bro.

[06:41:23] But if I get banned, then I have to redo a bunch.

[06:41:27] That would make my kick technique.

[06:41:33] Woo!

[06:41:35] Blood, splatter, hoodie.

[06:41:38] Sunglasses, unlocked to be help the blind man and red-grilled burgers.

[06:41:42] I'm about to mug on these other boring ass streamers, bro.

[06:41:46] Paracelation of more survival quests inside with Martin.

[06:41:49] I did not do that.

[06:41:56] Oh, shit.

[06:41:57] We got the America hoodie.

[06:41:59] OK, I'm going to go to the red, the burgers place then.

[06:42:12] Why are you like this you're a literal old cow we're funding immediately

[06:42:18] Why don't you just stay here or go somewhere else

[06:42:20] Wow

[06:42:21] Yo bruh you look like a streamer I know I'm a completely unrelated you want to play a

[06:42:27] game of would you rather Sure why not

[06:42:31] Okay go ahead ask me one What aren't you supposed to ask me the questions

[06:42:37] No bro I'm the streamer Go ahead I'm gonna lock in

[06:42:41] Okay, let me think, uh, bone in or boneless?

[06:42:46] Bone in.

[06:42:47] Bone in, bruh. I'm a real eater.

[06:42:49] Mm-hmm. Real food eaters, no.

[06:42:52] What? Okay, um, sweet potato fries or french fries?

[06:42:56] I actually love sweet potatoes. I eat them on a Saturday, but french fries.

[06:42:59] Regular fries, bruh. Anyone who says sweet potato is cap and fucking nasty.

[06:43:04] I don't like sweet potato fries.

[06:43:06] Lose your eyesight or lose your hearing.

[06:43:12] That's hard hearing who's my hearing bruh anything worth hearing is coming out of my mouth anyway

[06:43:18] Love but poor or rich, but no one likes you

[06:43:23] Love but poor but poor all I need is a view count, baby

[06:43:29] Then wouldn't you not be poor? I don't okay last one kill yourself to save the world or kill the world

[06:43:36] What?

[06:43:37] Then what are you going to do if you kill the world?

[06:43:43] What?

[06:43:44] Save the world, obviously.

[06:43:45] Aren't you...

[06:43:46] Are you just fucked out of the way?

[06:43:47] The death would farm so much aura.

[06:43:50] Great.

[06:43:51] Can I go back to eating now?

[06:43:53] Oh.

[06:43:54] That was fun.

[06:43:56] Good questions.

[06:43:58] Hello.

[06:44:00] Huh?

[06:44:01] Yo, bruh.

[06:44:03] You look like an expert.

[06:44:05] My chat always debating about the best burger chain and shit.

[06:44:08] Docs?

[06:44:09] Oh!

[06:44:10] What?

[06:44:11] Bruh, am I muted or some shit?

[06:44:14] I asked what the best burger chain is.

[06:44:16] Oh, simply! Simply typed in chat.

[06:44:19] What do you think is the best?

[06:44:21] The best burger chain.

[06:44:23] Out and in five fries.

[06:44:24] McDaniels, Burger Queen, Water Burger.

[06:44:27] I know I'm gonna get hate for this,

[06:44:30] but I'm just such a McDonald's enjoyer.

[06:44:33] I can't help myself

[06:44:37] That Travis Scotch meal got me acting up on God

[06:44:47] Fuck you laughing at pussy. I'm right chat. This guy's a bitch. Don't listen to him. Can you tell him?

[06:45:03] What you gonna order, bro? I don't know yet. I'm having a hard time reading the menu

[06:45:10] I there's like oh, okay the blind man need to help him with something

[06:45:14] So I'm gonna sympathize and try to get the class same here, bro

[06:45:17] I ain't good at reading and shit. They put me in those like special reading classes in school actually. I'm legally blind

[06:45:24] Legally so I can't get banned for talking to you right?

[06:45:28] with staff

[06:45:31] Legally

[06:45:33] Anyway, can you help me read the menu?

[06:45:37] Help him.

[06:45:38] Fine. What do you feel like eating?

[06:45:40] Mmm, maybe a burger.

[06:45:43] Okay, sure, and that sounds good. Is that what you want?

[06:45:46] Maybe not. He might have set my stomach.

[06:45:50] What else then? They also got fries here. You want that?

[06:45:54] Maybe, maybe. Do they have cheeseburger?

[06:45:56] They just posted my address in chat!

[06:45:59] Okay, so you do want a burger? Which one, bro? Hurry up!

[06:46:05] Maybe just a coffee.

[06:46:08] Zoyle type the chat!

[06:46:10] Dude, yes. Is that what you want? You're making me lose viewers, man.

[06:46:16] Hmm, I'll ponder it. Thank you for helping me out, young man. You can go in front of me if you want.

[06:46:22] Six-seven!

[06:46:24] Can someone take my order? I've been waiting...

[06:46:26] Welcome to Red Grilled Burgers. How can I help you today?

[06:46:30] I'm here to pick up an online order for Blubber Eats.

[06:46:34] What's the name on the order?

[06:46:37] Ben Microsugma.

[06:46:39] Uh, Sugma? What's the last name on the order?

[06:46:43] Balls.

[06:46:47] So fucking dumb, bro.

[06:46:49] Okay, one order for Sugma Balls coming up.

[06:46:53] Hey, hey, hey, I got her ass, chat.

[06:46:55] That's not funny.

[06:46:56] Please step aside.

[06:46:58] Next person, please.

[06:47:00] Where is my food?

[06:47:05] My notoriety is super low.

[06:47:06] I'm just going to cause problems to try to hit 100 viewers.

[06:47:11] I'm going to walk the next part of the game.

[06:47:23] Oh my god, I just puked everywhere I'm a fucking content god

[06:47:34] Okay, I will hit a hundred years for sure

[06:47:39] Oh my fucking god

[06:47:43] I hit a hundred viewers!

[06:47:50] famous now I gotta get my friend we can head to tWitchCon

[06:48:07] to tWitchCon

[06:48:20] Jaylin, thanks for 23 months.

[06:48:22] Hi.

[06:48:25] Hello.

[06:48:30] Good morning.

[06:48:35] Gerard.

[06:48:36] Sup, dude?

[06:48:37] You still dead streamer?

[06:48:38] Or have you climbed out of the island?

[06:48:39] You gotta break at least the hundo if we're gonna any pussy at TwitchCon.

[06:48:42] Yeah, bro. Check out my stream stats.

[06:48:44] Broke a hundred just like I said I would.

[06:48:46] Dude, holy shit! You even kept those viewers still now!

[06:48:49] Now, after TwitchCon, you should move to Austin and join all the other 100 viewer andes.

[06:48:53] Anyway, ready to go?

[06:48:58] Let's do it, bro.

[06:48:59] I'm all out of content here.

[06:49:00] Time to network in the big leagues.

[06:49:03] Let's fucking go!

[06:49:04] It's TwitchCon time, baby!

[06:49:06] Dude, my stream is f-ing!

[06:49:09] There's no fucking service down here!

[06:49:12] Oh no, he's dropping viewers like crazy!

[06:49:16] Sorry, dude.

[06:49:17] I couldn't find any spots closer to the elevator.

[06:49:20] I couldn't find any spots closer to the elevator.

[06:49:24] I told you, bro. You should've just dropped me off.

[06:49:27] We need to get out. I'm losing viewers.

[06:49:29] Fuck! Your view comes taking out right now.

[06:49:32] Do you have any hope for me? I know what to do.

[06:49:36] Oh, shit.

[06:49:38] Wow, this is hurting my head. I hate this.

[06:49:40] I don't know what to do with this.

[06:49:47] I don't know what to do with this.

[06:49:56] Oh my god, they're gonna bleed every single viewer before they make it to twitch con and then the girl

[06:50:26] Girls aren't gonna care.

[06:50:29] Oh my god, this is a Trabz dude. This really hurts my head. I- I hate this.

[06:50:34] The elevator!

[06:50:47] Sorry about that, dude. Did you lose many viewers?

[06:50:50] I don't want to talk about it, bro. I'm a fucking dead streamer again.

[06:50:54] Nah, we had twinge gone bro, this is the place to network. Those views you had were amateur numbers compared to what you'll get here. Trust me bro, NAH!

[06:51:02] No one's gonna fuck with you with this view count, and if everyone else is networking too, I'm just gonna get lost in a sea of leeches bruh.

[06:51:09] So do you.

[06:51:10] Hey, are you trying to lose order right now? You're motherfucking Caden Brentley dude. You hit a hundo like it was nothing. Lock the fuck in bro. You're gonna go up there and hit a thousand. They will be swimming in e-girls dude.

[06:51:21] Dude, yeah, you're right. I'm the fucking goat. That's some nonchalant dread head energy right there, dude

[06:51:26] All right enough. Yeah, but let's get in there

[06:51:29] Find the viral clip you to make it big

[06:51:33] As fan don't eat ten dollars. Oh my god my biggest donation ever

[06:51:40] What up here for my entry badge names Caden Brentley

[06:51:44] Did you just cut those people waiting before you back of the line will call you up when it's your turn

[06:51:49] Oh!

[06:52:04] Find you, Rue!

[06:52:07] Is that supposed to be...

[06:52:11] Is that supposed to be uh...

[06:52:13] Please speed, I need this.

[06:52:15] My mom is kind of homeless.

[06:52:17] Now, why would you want to find me?

[06:52:19] I don't want to help her out.

[06:52:21] Please speed, I... oh my god.

[06:52:28] Why are you trying not to laugh, bruh?

[06:52:30] That's disrespectful as shit, bruh.

[06:52:32] Look at you smiling, bruh.

[06:52:34] You're disrespectful as shit, bruh.

[06:52:36] Why are you laughing at me, bruh?

[06:52:38] Okay, fine. Here's your badge.

[06:52:40] You're free to go.

[06:52:43] I don't want to another person type fine, D.Maru.

[06:52:50] I mean, look, if they're gonna make fun of everything, like, I can't really get- OH SHIT!

[06:52:54] I am shoo-me.

[06:52:55] You are also a twin shoo-mer.

[06:52:57] WAIT, FEEL SONNY MAN!

[06:52:59] OH SHIT!

[06:53:01] Yeah, I am.

[06:53:04] Good job, bro.

[06:53:06] It wasn't a question.

[06:53:08] I am here to network in Hubsub, taking a portion of your viewers for myself.

[06:53:12] Go away the fuck out of here, bro. You're already taking my viewers allow me to use your network for my own now

[06:53:19] In the future, I will allow you one stream with me

[06:53:23] Do we have a deal I'll allow you one string the one size surpassed you have it. Oh my god another one

[06:53:29] No, I said fuck off, bro. Quit leeching

[06:53:34] No loss only 1% of streamers actually achieve success defined a sustainable six-finger salary

[06:53:40] Your trends and growth that output for my inflation

[06:53:43] Statistically you would not be helpful. I will not waste my time anymore on such as most dreamer. I must diversify my network

[06:53:50] I gotta get the fuck out of here

[06:53:55] Hey, man, I'm out here doing freestyle

[06:54:01] Yo, bro, can I spit some bars with you? Oh god, I feel like he's gonna lose viewers

[06:54:05] Yeah, sure. Let's see what you got a wrap about bitches a wrap about fame. I think we got a wrap about bitches

[06:54:14] Yeah, I got 20 bitches in my DMs twinge come to see em. They be saying hey, then give me some more see man

[06:54:25] Yeah, straight fire, bro, that's how you do it

[06:54:29] Yeah, nice, bro. That was certainly interesting, but it's my turn now give me some words

[06:54:34] and all freestyle straight off the dome.

[06:54:37] Digimane or Kai-Snapps?

[06:54:42] First word, digimane.

[06:54:45] Okay, digimane.

[06:54:53] What am I even supposed to pick here, dude?

[06:54:59] Goon.

[06:55:00] All right, word, goon, got it.

[06:55:03] One more word.

[06:55:04] Ohio I word so we got Digimane goon and Ohio

[06:55:25] You know epic things are the 14 months

[06:55:30] I think I should glaze him

[06:55:34] Shit, bro. That was fucking fire. Harry cracked a goat on God. Hell yeah, bro.

[06:55:41] I hope it didn't work. I'm at 6-7 viewers.

[06:55:45] So...

[06:55:47] Hey!

[06:55:50] Take money.

[06:55:52] Not 2026.

[06:55:54] I gained a viewer!

[06:55:56] I've already networked with you. You are now used to me currently.

[06:55:59] Ha ha!

[06:56:01] Yes, I am very smart.

[06:56:08] Um...

[06:56:11] Smart about what?

[06:56:13] Everything.

[06:56:14] But mostly about game development.

[06:56:16] Indie games in particular.

[06:56:18] Bro, can you take that fucking mic out of your mouth or whatever you're doing?

[06:56:21] I think I have to start being mean to people to get my viewers back up.

[06:56:24] What are you talking about?

[06:56:26] Oh, oh god.

[06:56:28] I...

[06:56:30] I'm going through my third puberty.

[06:56:35] Oh yeah, your third, huh?

[06:56:37] Yeah, this seems like a very real thing.

[06:56:39] Your doctor definitely said that.

[06:56:41] Imaginary dad, thanks for the two months.

[06:56:43] Don't make Demi real or not be making fun of me.

[06:56:46] He's puberty.

[06:56:47] No!

[06:56:48] You trying to get bad?

[06:56:52] I'm scaring him.

[06:56:53] There's a fire in the building!

[06:56:55] What? Move! Fire!

[06:56:57] Get out of my way!

[06:56:59] Dude, I'm not getting any viewers.

[06:57:01] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[06:57:07] That was a pretty good scream.

[06:57:10] Why are you screaming, girl?

[06:57:11] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[06:57:16] Oh, there he goes.

[06:57:21] Hi, I'm Annie.

[06:57:22] Annie!

[06:57:23] I'm a little busy with some people right now, but if you just wait a minute, we can take a selfie.

[06:57:27] Raise her or harass her

[06:57:31] I'll take more than just a self you fine shit. Let me take you out so I can crack

[06:57:44] Chill I was just trying to farm a clip

[06:57:53] I don't even know who you are. I thought you looked like easy rage

[06:57:57] What is happening, huh, what? You thought it would react what you should do?

[06:58:03] Um, no, I'm not interested. Uh, please leave me alone. No, you're a loser. You lose. Loser, you're a loser.

[06:58:12] No, I'm not a loser. Huh? Huh? Huh? See, you are. You're a loser. So, did you want a selfie?

[06:58:20] Yeah. Uh, yes ma'am.

[06:58:23] Okay, say cheese.

[06:58:26] Cheese!

[06:58:28] Good boy.

[06:58:30] Now go away before I break your neck.

[06:58:32] Hi, Annie.

[06:58:34] Can I help you, sir?

[06:58:36] Hey, you're streaming, aren't you?

[06:58:38] It's Rosie!

[06:58:40] No.

[06:58:42] No, bro.

[06:58:44] Fuck off.

[06:58:46] No, no, no.

[06:58:48] You are.

[06:58:50] That turn is so sick, man.

[06:58:52] I'm not going anywhere until I get that shout-out.

[06:58:59] Bro, get off my dick.

[06:59:01] I'm leaving.

[06:59:02] I can just walk with you.

[06:59:06] No, you're not.

[06:59:07] I'm going.

[06:59:08] My chat did the funniest thing the other day that had me rolling.

[06:59:12] I was talking about the new Marvel vs. Spider-Man movie.

[06:59:15] I said, I don't care.

[06:59:17] I'm a Batman fan.

[06:59:18] My chat started calling me Ratman because I live and feel for my mom's attic

[06:59:23] Ratman. Isn't that funny?

[06:59:25] Rose is actually good.

[06:59:27] I'm glad you're here with me, but deep down, I know they love me.

[06:59:29] Give him his fucking shout out.

[06:59:31] Shout out to this guy.

[06:59:33] Go follow his channel, chat.

[06:59:35] Wait, I never thought of your channel name.

[06:59:37] Yeah, dope, bruh.

[06:59:39] Bye.

[06:59:41] Well, that was a great interaction.

[06:59:43] God, I can't wait to meet Amherst.

[06:59:49] Um, she bad as fuck, bruh.

[06:59:52] Fuck! Yeah, she is.

[06:59:57] Bro, why'd you just lick your lips?

[07:00:02] I'm sorry, I'm just so excited to meet her.

[07:00:06] What are you gonna ask her when you meet her?

[07:00:08] I'm gonna show her my triplets. Do you wanna see that?

[07:00:13] Fuck no bro, good luck with that though. I'm gonna want to see the clip when you're at the top of LSF

[07:00:21] Hey get away from me get away from me

[07:00:26] No, honey

[07:00:28] Vampire fan

[07:00:30] I'm not cutting. I'm just trying to get a better look at Vamper

[07:00:33] Well, then wait your turn. I've been waiting two hours to see her

[07:00:39] She's so bad, bro. You think security would stop me if I went up to kiss her?

[07:00:43] Who am I kidding? What security?

[07:00:47] Dude, what the- what the fuck?

[07:00:52] Oh my god.

[07:00:54] What do you want? You better not be asking to cut in front of me.

[07:00:59] Halal Abbey!

[07:01:01] What's this line for?

[07:01:02] For Halal Abbey. He's not here yet, but we all got here early. I'm so excited.

[07:01:08] And Saltz- Halal Glaze Halal.

[07:01:12] What would raise the view count?

[07:01:14] He's so sleep-

[07:01:15] Probably too insu-

[07:01:16] Always yapping about taxes or some shit?

[07:01:18] Ugh, you just don't understand the complexity of his viewpoints and analyses.

[07:01:23] You said annual seeds.

[07:01:27] God, I wish he'd put his seeds in my...

[07:01:30] Never mind.

[07:01:34] Can I help you, man?

[07:01:36] Oh, no, that's me.

[07:01:38] Hi, can I get a picture?

[07:01:41] Sure, bruh. Yo, Chad, I'm famous.

[07:01:44] Yeah, you're candy. Candy. Something, I think.

[07:01:47] Yeah, I love a picture.

[07:01:49] Okay, fine. Take your picture, or whatever.

[07:01:54] Thanks. Do you want to take a picture with me, too?

[07:01:57] Jesus, what the fuck is with you people?

[07:02:04] Um, hello?

[07:02:05] Yo, what up scheme? Big fan, bruh?

[07:02:08] Oh, go ahead. Say your jokes already. Everyone else already has.

[07:02:14] Everyone else? Your mean, sweet line is dead, bruh.

[07:02:17] Skii-

[07:02:18] Wait. You're not gonna joke about my mindchaps, boss.

[07:02:21] Oh! This supposed to be Dream.

[07:02:24] Don't give a fuck, bro. Do you got any content for me?

[07:02:27] Oh. Wow. Uh, you're straving this, I take it.

[07:02:30] No.

[07:02:31] No, I only bought the 10k drone for fun. Yes, dumbass, I'm live. I stream my whole life and never turn it off.

[07:02:38] So like what do you do when you goon or have sex? Do you go to a different platform?

[07:02:46] Yes, or I'm a minor

[07:02:52] I'm 17 bro, what means us? Oh shit. Yo, I didn't know anybody watching this. That was a joke

[07:03:00] Yo, sit shrug 87 thingy for the four months

[07:03:03] Anyway, I got a big comeback stream planned for January.

[07:03:08] I just hope they forgive me for the speedrunning shit, but I'm just kidding.

[07:03:11] Also, I completely forgot about the speedrunning shit, um, suck up there.

[07:03:15] I believe in you, bro.

[07:03:16] We could do some claps and shit.

[07:03:17] I'm a content god.

[07:03:18] Thanks, man.

[07:03:19] Yeah, I want to remain one of the few that are down to earth.

[07:03:23] Most of these streamers just care about the views.

[07:03:26] Yeah, can't be me.

[07:03:28] Tip for you, man.

[07:03:29] There are no real friends in this industry.

[07:03:31] I'll be your friend.

[07:03:33] Fake bruh, I'll be your friend. You know what that sounds good man. Don't be his friend scheme industry do not be his friend

[07:03:42] This line is empty anyways. Hey, we'll backstab you take this spare pass me get the part. Oh shit partner pass acquired

[07:03:50] Wait, that's huge

[07:03:54] That's actually massive

[07:03:56] I can't believe you're touching grass.

[07:03:59] Hi there! Would you like a selfie?

[07:04:01] So, how about we get out of here and oil your gears, fine shit?

[07:04:06] Oh, wow! Yeah, sure. That sounds like a good time.

[07:04:11] What? That never works. Why the fuck did it have to work for the first time on a fucking robot, man?

[07:04:22] Yo, bro, you wanna play a game of Would You Rather?

[07:04:25] It's Hang again!

[07:04:26] Why? Okay, let me think.

[07:04:28] Uh, Zuma?

[07:04:29] Or Jenae Bringroth?

[07:04:32] Zuma, Jenae's too young.

[07:04:34] Zuma Rock, bruh.

[07:04:35] Amogus is Peek.

[07:04:37] Find a hundred duck-sized bears, or one bear-sized duck.

[07:04:43] Um...

[07:04:44] Hundred duck-sized bears? No.

[07:04:47] Yes.

[07:04:48] Bears, bruh.

[07:04:49] I'd hunt in one shot their bitch-asses.

[07:04:51] Have no internet access? Or have painfully slow internet access?

[07:04:56] No! Internet access is better than-

[07:04:58] Hmm, would I still be able to stream with a slow internet?

[07:05:01] No! It'd be too slow to do stuff like that.

[07:05:06] The slow internet, brah. I'd just become a slip-slop influencer or some shit.

[07:05:11] Be a huge streamer with a community that you hate?

[07:05:14] Or a small streamer with a chat that you love?

[07:05:18] Are those the only options?

[07:05:25] Swagmaster, thanks for six months.

[07:05:28] I'd rather have a chat that I don't want to admit anything.

[07:05:40] I'd rather have a chat that I don't hate.

[07:05:44] Small streamer with a good chat.

[07:05:45] Hi, chatter.

[07:05:46] I love my little pets.

[07:05:47] Look at my little pets! I would never call y'all that.

[07:05:50] Become the smartest person in the world or the dumbest.

[07:05:54] Your intelligence doesn't change. Everyone else's does.

[07:05:59] Everyone else's does?

[07:06:01] So that means everyone else becomes dumber than how you are currently,

[07:06:06] or everyone becomes smarter than you are currently.

[07:06:10] I feel like it's better to become the dumbest person because then everyone will be super smart,

[07:06:15] And the world will improve around you.

[07:06:19] But if you're like, if everyone's dumber than you are currently, it's just fucked, you know?

[07:06:25] Uh, the dumbest.

[07:06:27] Mathematically, that means everyone else becomes smarter than me,

[07:06:32] which means, currently, they're all dumber.

[07:06:34] Yeah, ha, maths.

[07:06:39] I didn't get any viewers from all the answers.

[07:06:41] Last one.

[07:06:42] Sit or stand to watch.

[07:06:45] I got to get viewers man.

[07:06:50] I lost two viewers for that!

[07:06:55] I think I just don't know what the people want.

[07:07:01] Oh no it's a microphone out of con guy oh my god another guy

[07:07:19] Just make it fast. I gotta find some content. Oh, no, they swarmed

[07:07:32] Shouldn't ask me bro, I'm still 17

[07:07:40] Okay, is that all you have to say oh my god

[07:07:49] Oh my god, the partner lounge.

[07:07:54] Soda hook!

[07:07:55] No, we're not doing this.

[07:07:57] Crackle popping.

[07:07:59] I just wanted to talk to you about World of Witchcraft.

[07:08:02] Oh my god, smog, thanks for the 70's Cheers for E.

[07:08:06] Would you rather have chat spam audio?

[07:08:08] Every 30 seconds or have your alerts stuck on max volume so every sub sounds like a

[07:08:13] nuclear siren?

[07:08:16] I'd rather have chat spam audio question mark every 30 seconds

[07:08:23] What's your class?

[07:08:27] I play priest really my guilt's running low on healers actually wanna join yeah, bro. I'm level a thousand right now

[07:08:35] What oh he fumbled I

[07:08:39] Said we're not doing this

[07:08:46] I'm looking here.

[07:08:47] What's up, dude?

[07:08:49] Um...

[07:08:50] Yo, dude, you the GOAT for real!

[07:08:53] I fucking love you, dude, but there are a lot of snake fucks around here.

[07:08:55] Be careful, you know what I'm saying?

[07:08:58] Who's a snake?

[07:08:59] Just weird, sneaky fucks everywhere with shameless double standards.

[07:09:03] Get out of here!

[07:09:03] If they see me talking to you, they'll stop fucking with you, trust me.

[07:09:07] I don't know, bro. That sounds like coke.

[07:09:09] You're just paranoid.

[07:09:11] Oh, so you ARE one of them.

[07:09:13] I gotta stop trusting people in this fucking industry, dude.

[07:09:15] Fucking shameless

[07:09:24] I mean he does do the best ex-QC impression

[07:09:29] You watched brah. I'm the better brain rot streamer

[07:09:45] That doesn't even say your name! How the fuck do you even get in?

[07:09:47] It does not make any sense!

[07:09:50] Okay, security here, it's fucking trash! Look what happened!

[07:09:53] You remember I have an emerald?

[07:09:54] God, it's crazy!

[07:09:55] This shit is ridiculous!

[07:09:56] You need to fucking get into the corrective right now!

[07:10:02] Myth is better than the original French Canadian.

[07:10:06] I knew that they were gonna do it.

[07:10:07] I mean, there's probably three times.

[07:10:10] I understand, I can think for three one months.

[07:10:13] I don't really mind anything.

[07:10:14] I don't want people to think I'm like mad about it.

[07:10:16] Yeah, I mean, some people are like...

[07:10:18] It is ridiculous, don't you think?

[07:10:21] Playboy Max!

[07:10:22] Oh, that's good!

[07:10:26] Yo, bro, just being real, your music ass, bruh, no cap.

[07:10:30] Leave him alone!

[07:10:31] You streaming this? Man, get the hell outta here, bro!

[07:10:36] Oh, I got kicked out already!

[07:10:39] Yo, Steve, thanks for 28 months!

[07:10:41] Hey, what's up, mate?

[07:10:42] Oh, it's Tubbo. Be me for no reason! No!

[07:10:48] Fuck you, bro. Bitch-ass motherfucker.

[07:10:51] But why?

[07:10:53] He's such a nice kid. Leave him alone. I need viewers.

[07:10:57] You heard me, bitch. Fuck you.

[07:11:00] May you find happiness one day.

[07:11:03] I'm sorry, Tubbo.

[07:11:06] Huh?

[07:11:08] Okay, that does not look like a son at all.

[07:11:11] So, uh, what's up with the houses?

[07:11:15] Are we debating?

[07:11:21] Yeah, unless you're scared.

[07:11:24] Let's talk about something real then. What do you think about Palestine trying to bomb innocent Israelis?

[07:11:29] Um, that's not very good.

[07:11:31] Oh, so you support Palestinians trying to steal the chosen people's land? Do you deny it belongs to the Jewish people?

[07:11:36] Oh my god, what the fuck?

[07:11:41] Nabra, I'm with Palestine, I'm trying to move there so I don't have to pay what I need.

[07:11:46] Oh my god!

[07:11:47] What are you talking about?

[07:11:50] It's free to live there dude, everyone always talks about how it's free Palestine.

[07:11:53] Dude, he's so smart, he's so smart.

[07:11:57] Jockin' on TTV, thanks for two months!

[07:12:00] Typical freeloading commie.

[07:12:02] God, I'm so hot.

[07:12:05] Jesus.

[07:12:06] You bought me.

[07:12:11] It's hammy in it.

[07:12:13] Stop shawty, how about we go out with some beans and toast, bruv?

[07:12:17] Fuck off, mate.

[07:12:19] Alright, bruv.

[07:12:21] That did not go well.

[07:12:23] Okay, maybe I should never raise the girls on drinks, I suppose.

[07:12:28] Yo, so I've been really getting good at checkers lately.

[07:12:31] Undefeated.

[07:12:33] Oh, that's great.

[07:12:35] I could beat you yeah sure what's your elo grandmaster I'm grandmaster bra number

[07:12:43] one in the world okay I'm gonna stop talking you know I fucked up

[07:12:53] hey what's up I like your sister Andre I'm more than you why would you say that

[07:13:00] Oh lovely good for you. She's better at checkers than you too. You're something else, huh?

[07:13:07] Are you even allowed to be here? Yes. Yeah, I'm a streamer the goat too. Yeah, I figured from the drawing

[07:13:20] Saltman

[07:13:24] Jason the Pean

[07:13:26] Talk about jocara fanboy out

[07:13:30] yo bro so uh jack you're uh we know that ain't ever gonna work let's just get it

[07:13:37] over with and you can give me her number bro you serious I got kicked away

[07:13:42] instantly yo kind of busy right now bro

[07:13:47] Can I talk to-

[07:13:49] SINNER!

[07:13:51] What's up bro?

[07:13:53] Um...

[07:13:55] Yo, SINNER.

[07:13:57] Fine. Shit.

[07:13:59] You talk with white boys who are lowkey out of 4th grade reading level?

[07:14:03] Bro, where the fuck are you?

[07:14:05] Okay, maybe you just shouldn't- or raise the girls and just instantly stop talking to you.

[07:14:09] Oh, brother.

[07:14:11] Oh, no.

[07:14:13] Hello?

[07:14:15] That doesn't sound like me at all!

[07:14:17] So, you're trying to cosplay as my girl or what, Shadi?

[07:14:21] No!

[07:14:22] No!

[07:14:24] No, thank you. That's kind of real, dude.

[07:14:28] Why the hell do you all just get angry or apologize?

[07:14:32] Oh, I'm just... Deemaru, she's so demirer.

[07:14:36] Um, should I get angry or apologize?

[07:14:42] You know what? Fuck you, Deemaru!

[07:14:44] Are you fucking kidding me?

[07:14:46] Your constant sucks anyway.

[07:14:48] Fuck you.

[07:14:49] How dare you?

[07:14:51] OK, bye.

[07:14:58] I'm just not very good at talking to most people.

[07:15:02] Oh, Daisy Peach.

[07:15:02] Oh, hello.

[07:15:06] Yo, so off the record, it ain't real, right?

[07:15:10] Please, leave me alone.

[07:15:14] Hello, nice to meet you.

[07:15:16] There's-there's Boris Digimane!

[07:15:18] Digi, I've been waiting for this moment my whole life. I wanted to ask you.

[07:15:23] Can I take you out to dinner? Not the Fuse Boys, just us. How else can we become friends?

[07:15:28] Oh, brother.

[07:15:29] That's so nice.

[07:15:31] Yeah, maybe we can hit a nice Middle Eastern joint with the Fuse Boys sometime. But my treat, though.

[07:15:38] Hell's yeah. W-Riz, see, Chad?

[07:15:42] Oh my god, we Rizz Digimane.

[07:16:00] I'm not cheap, but I don't lie.

[07:16:04] So that's good.

[07:16:10] Um, turn off stream lie.

[07:16:12] Alright, bro. I'm turning it off now.

[07:16:14] There. I'm offline now.

[07:16:16] Sick!

[07:16:17] So, you really want to become a streamer, right?

[07:16:20] Mm-hmm.

[07:16:21] How can you and Lee, it's the only thing I want, bro.

[07:16:24] Well, stick with me. And only me.

[07:16:27] Do you understand?

[07:16:28] I can make you the biggest streamer on the platform.

[07:16:32] Is that so?

[07:16:34] Okay.

[07:16:35] Fuck yeah, dude. Sounds so-

[07:16:36] No questions asked.

[07:16:39] Great. Great.

[07:16:41] What do you want to do for it because it won't be easy scheme? I will do anything

[07:16:49] anything bruh

[07:16:51] That is what I love to hear what you said we meet at 9 p.m. In my hotel and we can uh

[07:16:58] Discuss your career

[07:17:02] But are you trying to raise me up come on whoa, I just got a ton of viewers

[07:17:08] Spell it out for me, bro. What what do you want? I want you

[07:17:15] I just got a thousand viewers. Oh shit. Wait dream is flirting with me. I

[07:17:23] Want you and I to have just a little innocent fun. I'll give you my hotel room number and you can meet me there later

[07:17:30] What do you say?

[07:17:32] Well, it looks like it's the only option.

[07:17:40] I'm here from all of us up!

[07:17:42] I'm here from all of us up!

[07:17:47] Right, and who's gonna believe you?

[07:17:49] Do you know how many people try to cancel me every day?

[07:17:53] Yeah, the difference is, my stream was on this whole time.

[07:17:56] The big reveal!

[07:17:58] What?

[07:17:59] You told me your stream was off!

[07:18:02] Security security this this kid is streaming in here

[07:18:07] No guys, I misunderstood okay like when he said he was a minor I thought he meant like like he minds like in mind shouts

[07:18:14] Like I was trying to teach him speedrunning. You know

[07:18:18] Fucking famous not sexually fuck. That's all he cares about

[07:18:27] I found the viral clip I needed now I'm famous now

[07:18:32] get away from me

[07:18:52] I gotta go

[07:18:58] Oh, wait

[07:19:02] I

[07:19:04] Kind of out like no your network

[07:19:11] Okay

[07:19:16] You're going insane resist the urge to crash out. Oh, I'm really good at this one

[07:19:23] China overreact sometimes working on myself and shit

[07:19:32] I'm a minor bro relax my shaft meetup is that way I spent 10k on this bad boy

[07:19:42] how'd you find yours when I see that bro you're killing my stream right now

[07:19:47] fuck off so exciting to meet another droner I can't believe you can't wait

[07:19:53] for me I didn't see this guy right there you are you ain't gonna believe it

[07:19:57] I just hit a clip of scheme trying to groom me I'm at the top of shredded no

[07:20:01] fucking way really I'm so dead ass brah

[07:20:05] skipped up the fuck out when he realized

[07:20:07] what was happening that was my ticket

[07:20:09] out of dead streamer arc bro fuck

[07:20:11] moving to Austin we skip in straight

[07:20:13] oh my god move to Los Angeles let's get

[07:20:18] the fuck out of here we finish starting

[07:20:20] LA streamer house and shit oh shit

[07:20:22] LA streamer house it's getting serious

[07:20:26] now oh shit we're in the big leagues

[07:20:56] Yep, that's a streamer house. It's empty and there's trash everywhere. And there's LED lights. I feel right at home.

[07:21:04] I have to have been heart-stucked, 3K subs, bruh. Fuck it. I gotta bring back the IRL.

[07:21:10] IRL is not very good for subs, actually, from my personal experience.

[07:21:20] Wait, Sinner's Cameraman, Rosie!

[07:21:23] I just started my mod dream.

[07:21:25] I really think I can bring something to your mod team.

[07:21:29] Oh my God, it's Rosie.

[07:21:31] I'm so, so happy to see him.

[07:21:33] Okay, we're gonna fire the Digimane Skitso.

[07:21:40] Dude, why am I not mod yet?

[07:21:41] I didn't even have VIP switching up

[07:21:43] on your day ones already, bro.

[07:21:44] Wait, it's scared, my one friend.

[07:21:46] Quantum, thanks for the 30 months.

[07:21:50] Um, viewer gains from completing quests increased. Oh, that's quite good.

[07:21:56] Um...

[07:21:59] We'll get rid of the one mod spam guy, I guess.

[07:22:15] Yep, meow. Yo, Spartan, thanks for the six months. Okay, I thank um...

[07:22:19] I can't believe you insult such a moron like that.

[07:22:22] Spartan, thanks for the six months.

[07:22:24] I wonder what would have happened if I apologized.

[07:22:28] Okay, I think I'm done here for today, but I will be live tomorrow too.

[07:22:35] Oh yeah, the Christmas tree is still up, the classic.

[07:22:39] Yeah, I will be live tomorrow too.

[07:22:44] Thank you guys for watching. I had a fun time today.

[07:22:47] I think I'm going to keep playing this.

[07:22:48] I've been enjoying it.

[07:22:50] It's pretty funny.

[07:22:52] Center's cameraman.

[07:22:53] I'm going to slow mode.

[07:22:55] Do nice.

[07:22:59] Any unsaved progress?

[07:23:01] Does it save by itself?

[07:23:04] I feel like probably, right?

[07:23:06] Oh, yeah, it does.

[07:23:06] OK.

[07:23:09] OK.

[07:23:11] Sick.

[07:23:12] OK, well, I will see you guys tomorrow.

[07:23:15] if you're new to forget to follow the stream and such.

[07:23:21] And yeah.

[07:23:25] Yeah.

[07:23:27] All right, guys.

[07:23:29] Hope you all have a lovely night.

[07:23:33] And I'll see you guys tomorrow.

[07:23:37] All right, bye, guys.

[07:23:42] Good night.

[07:24:45] I'm not going to let you go.

[07:24:50] I'm going to let you go.

[07:24:55] I'm not going to let you go.