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Emiru

03-26-2026 · 7h 27m

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[00:06:30] I'm not in your bed on the time you want me to

[00:06:48] Don't just run around, run around, run around

[00:06:53] When there's too much, you shouldn't have been here

[00:06:58] Don't have time, you're not sure

[00:07:03] If I'm going to be with us, look in the head

[00:07:09] Anymore, I'll be by your side

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[00:07:15] I just saw that, I just saw media, what the fuck?

[00:07:44] What the heck, Paragon, what the fuck?

[00:07:51] What the fuck, bro?

[00:07:54] What the fuck?

[00:07:55] Paragon's ain't broke.

[00:07:57] 500, what the heck?

[00:08:00] What the heck?

[00:08:02] Thank you, Paragon, it's so nice.

[00:08:04] What the hell, thank you.

[00:08:06] What the fuck?

[00:08:13] I just saw the corner of my eye it fucking flying I was like what the fuck my jaw fucking dropped

[00:08:23] Thank You Paragon a

[00:08:26] Dink thanks for 38 months J. Thanks for the two months. Wow

[00:08:31] Thank You Paragon what the heck?

[00:08:34] Holy shit

[00:08:39] Fucking fucking crazy

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[00:11:43] That's the end of the video.

[00:12:02] They are days for the 10s!

[00:12:04] Hold on.

[00:12:06] Sometimes, which blocks my paint house?

[00:12:16] One minute! Thank you for the 5!

[00:12:21] Oh, it's there! No fun! Thank you for the 20!

[00:12:24] Holy crap!

[00:12:28] There!

[00:12:30] Hopefully some people would check up those.

[00:12:43] I carry on, they're gonna fry.

[00:12:46] At least the subs could go to someone who's participated sometimes.

[00:12:49] I think Twitch does it on purpose where they never let the subs go to people that watch a lot

[00:12:56] Because then that way those people aren't gonna spend money and twitch won't get anything. We'll get it. We'll get less

[00:13:02] I think they do it all the purpose, but that's just my theory. That's just my theory

[00:13:09] Oh, he's done it, Hachi, thank you for the 50. Look, he makes it so much. Thank you, Hachi.

[00:13:19] Yeah, I get gifts from the people that I don't watch all the time, but I don't know if it's like people

[00:13:23] specifically if they get to me since I'm a streamer or not, but people people

[00:13:28] always redeem channel points and ask me to buy subs for like four center

[00:13:32] king draw like brawl did. Holy shit, Evan! Thank you for the 200 gift and holy shit!

[00:13:40] Oh my god, thank you, Evan! What the fuck? Holy shit! Free fodder, thank you for the time! Welcome! Thank you, Evan!

[00:13:48] Holy crap

[00:13:50] I don't even turn off my damn camera

[00:13:54] I'm nervous

[00:13:57] Holy crap

[00:14:00] Drop B, thanks for the 10k in the intro, I'm gonna get back to 10k in the intro for what the fuck is this

[00:14:07] Yes, people also redeem mana points for me to give to Obama

[00:14:12] I thought they were supposed to have an option to give subs to everyone watching.

[00:14:18] I don't know if they added that or not yet, but I mean, well, you could not use that in

[00:14:27] my channel.

[00:14:28] Thank you

[00:14:41] Thank you guys so so kind

[00:14:50] Hey six for the five, oh sure. I brought you up another song

[00:14:55] What should I play guys?

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[00:17:55] I don't know what happened to me. I'll be painful. YAY!

[00:18:07] I'm so fine.

[00:18:16] What is this E-Mode? Oh no no.

[00:18:21] I'm gonna head next time. I'm gonna make a story.

[00:18:25] Do you guys think if I talk in CS, people will be using me?

[00:18:35] Did I even talk if I'm a girl?

[00:18:39] I don't know if things are still how they were like 10 years ago.

[00:18:45] They're super nice.

[00:18:48] Is that true?

[00:18:50] Is that true?

[00:18:52] Whoa, wait, 10K subs, wow, thank you guys.

[00:18:58] I took a whole week off them down.

[00:19:01] I definitely know what I'm doing.

[00:19:03] I'm gonna have a 10K subs right now,

[00:19:05] very cool for that, thank you guys.

[00:19:08] I wish to chud.

[00:19:14] Boxer, well I wanted to talk to you guys

[00:19:17] because the bounce sub is crazy.

[00:19:20] Actually crazy.

[00:19:22] I might get some swords here in there too.

[00:19:25] I don't know about that.

[00:19:29] Stream peek for the day?

[00:19:31] Okay, well, bye guys. I guess I'll see you later.

[00:19:34] There's a new tip tip tip today.

[00:19:37] I'm gonna keep watching it.

[00:19:40] I realized I didn't have hands numbered state.

[00:19:44] I like to switch my phone before.

[00:19:46] So I asked Bonnie to catch Timstead.

[00:19:49] tell them to send the food I don't know we'll get the message though

[00:20:04] I just want to see the food. CS cases do you guys remember last year in the

[00:20:12] Nylator Cup when I couldn't get any kills and I was just opening cases in

[00:20:18] the match in a tournament for a hundred thousand dollars so much that's over for me bro the

[00:20:26] legend of 0 and 17 it's me I didn't get any cool skins

[00:20:37] Oh, I did hear that box in the new Mario movie, but what why do people know that or are they

[00:20:49] saying that?

[00:20:50] I will have to watch and I guess I have to get on a date.

[00:21:00] Oh, intro is over.

[00:21:03] Hello! Good morning guys! Hi guys! Hello everyone!

[00:21:11] You've been yapping, but don't show your face.

[00:21:13] Podcasts, sus, don't ever say that word to me ever again.

[00:21:18] How are you and the kitty's feeling today?

[00:21:20] Oh, hi fire-esque you guys! We're feeling great!

[00:21:22] Let me go get lots. I will show you guys.

[00:21:33] Look how large she is

[00:21:42] Leon is not on TV

[00:21:45] She's making croissants. He's making fucking croissants. Oh

[00:21:50] My god, she's such a drama queen. She was run around safe

[00:21:56] And she's so tiny and skinny, but her belly walks around like a fucking like

[00:22:03] Hello guys, hello hello, so I think um I think I'm gonna try to fit it I think I

[00:22:16] already said it I'm gonna try to finish on tip King today I feel like it's

[00:22:20] on a very long game and then tomorrow I guess I will start resident evil for

[00:22:30] So I will start that play through. It's like seven hours.

[00:22:37] I played two hours yesterday. I can probably finish it today.

[00:22:43] Probably, but after tip to tip though, I'm actually so glad you guys recommended me to

[00:22:48] watch it because it's so good. I love that they did a great job on the series.

[00:22:55] very impressed. They deserve all the success and I hope that they blow up on

[00:23:01] Billy Billy and get millions of Chinese fans. You skipped Dailies yesterday

[00:23:06] July? Oh my god I guess I must have I was reacting for like three hours. Okay I

[00:23:13] will do Dailies today don't worry. Catline! I will I will do the Dailies

[00:23:21] today do not worry do not worry some translation from fanfare in the last

[00:23:29] episode I'm full cam oops my bad

[00:23:38] I can't fucking read this. Basically it's saying, you can't be here with a 14 year old girl.

[00:23:55] What? You can't be here with a 14 year old girl.

[00:24:01] What firing squad? Which part is firing squad? I need my mom to read this.

[00:24:13] The hotel feels like they need to put that up and you're going to go to prison.

[00:24:21] Yeah, how does that happen inside for it? I feel like!

[00:24:31] Oh shit, it says if you're- so it's like firing squad.

[00:24:41] I mean, fair, I guess, right? Fair, I don't know, what else to say?

[00:24:48] You're here, the 14 year old girl firing squad.

[00:24:52] Yeah, I don't know if they're here, I guess, yeah.

[00:24:55] Please.

[00:24:57] I didn't even, I wouldn't even thought, like,

[00:25:02] I actually did see someone in chat yesterday saying,

[00:25:05] does that side say you can't bring

[00:25:07] a 14 year old girl here?

[00:25:09] But I didn't think anything of it

[00:25:10] because I was like, oh, that'd be crazy.

[00:25:14] I thought they were, I don't know.

[00:25:16] I was like what the fuck bro?

[00:25:18] I'm actually showing so I googled it?

[00:25:20] Yeah that's um...

[00:25:23] That is something.

[00:25:26] I might just go into the...

[00:25:29] Oh my god.

[00:25:31] Why are you...

[00:25:32] Why am I getting linked gotcha stuff?

[00:25:35] I don't even play gotcha games anymore.

[00:25:41] I'm trying to start a game.

[00:25:46] Should I- I don't know, since like- what was the last- it was after Uma, oh my god.

[00:25:56] I spent so much money on Uma, I really sat myself down and I was like, bro I need to stop.

[00:26:03] Like this is just fucking embarrassing.

[00:26:05] Oh wait, can someone send me the, um, Star Fox Mario thing?

[00:26:11] Actually I was gonna look it up.

[00:26:14] Fox Mario

[00:26:17] Surely it will come up right Fox McLeod is in the Mario Galaxy movie, but what's the uh

[00:26:27] Why does somethings look fake

[00:26:30] It was just a poster oh

[00:26:34] Oh

[00:26:36] That's pretty cool though

[00:26:38] Nintendo just did the unthinkable. Fox McLeod from Star Fox is officially flying into the new Super Mario Galaxy movie and ultimately this could be way bigger than a cameo. Think about it. Mario is already going full cock.

[00:26:51] That's pretty cool. Dude, the movie comes out so soon. I'm so excited. Oh man. Okay, okay. I will do my dailies today. Don't worry.

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[00:33:08] It's a bread. Why does it look like it has like

[00:33:12] Hust filled

[00:33:14] growths on it

[00:33:16] Sorry, I'm so really gross description, but it does

[00:33:20] Versus the chicken balty pie

[00:33:26] I don't know

[00:33:32] 80% am I crazy this looks horrible to me

[00:33:35] The Drayton Belly Busters versus cheesy chips.

[00:33:43] Fuck no bro.

[00:33:44] What?

[00:33:45] How do you even eat this?

[00:33:46] Like do you have to pick up a fry and then take like a little pinch of cheese?

[00:33:53] I don't understand.

[00:33:55] I'm the all-in button on all-in.

[00:34:00] Holy shit.

[00:34:01] Um, okay, so we have the Hawk burger, chicken, beef, hash browns, sausage, onion rings and

[00:34:07] cheese versus some kind of burrito or wrap.

[00:34:11] It's got to be the Hawk burger, right?

[00:34:13] Wow!

[00:34:14] The coloring is so beautiful.

[00:34:16] I love hash browns, dude.

[00:34:18] Oh my God.

[00:34:20] I should have started eating hash browns every day, but nothing beats McDonald's hash

[00:34:26] browns and I'm not usually awake at those times, you know.

[00:34:30] Not up that early sausage with bread

[00:34:35] Why is there so many like six seven prices? I feel like they've been this on purpose

[00:34:40] Chicken katsu burger

[00:34:46] I'm gonna go all in on the sausage

[00:34:50] There we go

[00:34:52] Strengthwise burger, beef patty, cheese, pulled pork, onion rings, versus Korean chicken with

[00:35:01] potato waffle fries.

[00:35:03] It's gotta be the chicken, I mean, it's 30 bucks.

[00:35:10] But this looks like, this looks like if you eat a good amount of food, right?

[00:35:15] I can't really tell.

[00:35:16] I'm gonna all in, fuck it, oh no.

[00:35:20] I guess what I'm trying to say is I need the deep end to keep imagining me channeling me.

[00:35:26] No! That was my worst super-scrandle ever, dude!

[00:35:30] I'm just being stupid.

[00:35:31] No!

[00:35:33] Day is great, this game was like the day before.

[00:35:35] Actually, a chud.

[00:35:38] How am I a chud?

[00:35:39] I'm just being stupid.

[00:35:41] We're in a chud, no which one to pick,

[00:35:44] which is the better food option.

[00:35:47] End stream.

[00:35:48] I don't know why all in that I felt very confident. I was greedy for those points

[00:35:58] There's a T and an I there.

[00:36:07] Okay, so it ends in I-T.

[00:36:19] There's gotta be another vowel probably, right?

[00:36:47] Okay, there's an E.

[00:36:52] Is that a get to a word?

[00:36:57] Barret?

[00:36:58] I don't know.

[00:36:59] Or it could be like, um...

[00:37:04] Uh...

[00:37:05] I don't know, or it could be like, um, I kind of want to test letters because I'm scared.

[00:37:24] Hi, Matcha!

[00:37:26] Hi, Kitty.

[00:37:28] Um.

[00:37:30] I can't do that.

[00:37:44] So B is first or second.

[00:37:49] Beg it.

[00:37:54] Beg it.

[00:37:57] Uh

[00:38:00] Ben it

[00:38:07] It could be like

[00:38:14] I bait

[00:38:19] I don't know

[00:38:27] I want to test if he's in the second spot or the third spot while testing other letters.

[00:38:45] I could do green or greed but then I'm using two... two things on E.

[00:38:59] Hey, what's up?

[00:39:09] Yo, Cappy, thanks for 14 months.

[00:39:12] I'm just trying to solve this riddle.

[00:39:15] Okay, that was actually such a waste of a turd.

[00:39:25] I should have something with B and E, okay?

[00:39:40] Okay, so it's B E

[00:39:44] Something IT buff it. Oh

[00:39:47] My god, I thought I was gonna get it. Oh

[00:39:51] It's hard to pay to thanks for the three months. I thought I was so cocky

[00:39:55] Oh my god, I did that cheat!

[00:39:58] I never cheat on Wirtle!

[00:40:01] Oh my gosh.

[00:40:03] Red for, I do not even look at chat during Wirtle.

[00:40:08] Oh my gosh.

[00:40:11] Okay, green was almost a huge fumble,

[00:40:14] but it turned out okay.

[00:40:16] I guess it turned out okay.

[00:40:21] All right, let's do, um, cross tune.

[00:40:25] Oh my gosh, she just fucking keeps screaming at me.

[00:40:41] They'll see this thing.

[00:40:43] Oh my gosh.

[00:40:45] Okay.

[00:40:46] Um, first name, Frenzy, too.

[00:40:50] Oh no.

[00:40:52] Song title

[00:41:03] Oops, I that is not how you spell do I love song title

[00:41:08] No you won't my touch for life

[00:41:12] If you love me right then who knows

[00:41:16] I'ma let you make me, you know

[00:41:20] You know, she just said Juno

[00:41:22] Erl, let me turn on the sound, sorry

[00:41:24] I don't know, it's so loud

[00:41:29] No you won't my touch

[00:41:33] Not so

[00:41:35] I wanna get all the lonely people

[00:41:42] I let the rig be

[00:41:44] It's a nice honor

[00:41:46] Judge where the wedding was being

[00:41:51] Wait

[00:41:54] Fuck!

[00:41:55] Dude, why can't I spell?

[00:41:58] I guess it's not that I can't spell

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[00:44:35] I don't know.

[00:45:05] this it's 12 feet tall oh my god

[00:45:10] bro where the fuck would I put that 12 feet tall 12 feet tall bro I would be up

[00:45:19] to like it's me in your room bro that's not gonna fit in my room what the

[00:45:27] Fuck I don't I don't we don't need this. No, we don't need this fuck

[00:45:38] Explorable

[00:45:41] Brazil

[00:45:45] Solaron, okay, well

[00:45:49] That one I feel like it shouldn't you shouldn't say what it is

[00:45:57] I don't know. I don't know now. There I got it. It was Cinelandia, Santa Teresa, Rio de Janeiro,

[00:46:14] beautiful place. Wow, you get to walk around much. I think it's been one other time that

[00:46:20] There was a bus that drove by the South California.

[00:46:24] So I got that one.

[00:46:27] That was a beautiful place.

[00:46:30] Wow.

[00:46:37] Super Mario Galaxy Happy Meal with Drops with Drops.

[00:46:42] What do you mean with Drops?

[00:46:45] With toys?

[00:46:46] With Drops is crazy.

[00:46:48] Oh my god. Wow, cute! Launches on 326. 12 collectible toys with clips that convert to keychains.

[00:46:58] Oh shit, wait, should I order one? Drops? Wait, drops? Perhaps I should order one.

[00:47:06] Let me see.

[00:47:08] um

[00:47:13] Hehehehe

[00:47:16] Let me see if they have it on Uber Eats

[00:47:20] Guys, I don't see the Mario Galaxy me on Uber Eats

[00:47:28] Damn it. Well, I will check later

[00:47:32] Maybe they just just uh, we bought somebody trying to get towed. Oh

[00:47:37] Oh, Togo is pretty cute.

[00:47:40] Very cool.

[00:47:44] With the flagrant dolls, only one have them. Holy shit.

[00:47:49] Do McDonald's just not get toys as much anymore?

[00:47:54] Or is it that people just always go buy all the toys?

[00:47:58] I guess that's technically what Emily's doing.

[00:48:01] I feel like I've never seen them. I don't know.

[00:48:05] I don't know, I feel like they're going as into McDonald's as they used to be.

[00:48:14] I don't know, alright, um, actually this can do it, dude.

[00:48:21] I feel like doing Contexto.

[00:48:24] Almost, thanks for 26 months.

[00:48:26] 26 or some more ways to grateful hope you are having a good day.

[00:48:30] Almost!

[00:48:32] I will try myself first and I will ask Chat to help.

[00:48:44] Oh Chat is close.

[00:48:46] Chat.

[00:48:47] Sleed.

[00:48:48] Right.

[00:48:49] Right is 70 away.

[00:48:51] Chat.

[00:48:54] Read.

[00:48:57] Write. Write is 70 away.

[00:49:01] Sign.

[00:49:04] Book.

[00:49:05] I guess that.

[00:49:07] Write.

[00:49:08] Text.

[00:49:09] Text is 61 away.

[00:49:14] Font.

[00:49:15] Word.

[00:49:19] Teach.

[00:49:20] I will start looking at chat because I found one that was less than 100 or so.

[00:49:25] Message. Message is not away. Message, call.

[00:49:31] Um...

[00:49:35] Mail? Mail is far away.

[00:49:37] I enjoy your streamers.

[00:49:39] Fun fact, did you know that TV rhymes with Leon Kennedy?

[00:49:43] It does it! TV, Kennedy.

[00:49:46] I mean kind of

[00:49:48] Fairly email is three away

[00:49:51] Spam. Oh, I got it. Wow 21 guesses with that's the fast I've ever done it

[00:49:57] spam

[00:50:01] Amazing

[00:50:04] It's a diss on us. Yeah, you guys got called out

[00:50:08] Get fucking called out

[00:50:10] Tricky nerds.

[00:50:13] A little 30 portal. It's safe for lork, right? I've never done that one before.

[00:50:25] Did you know about this? Oh, I've heard about Miku Expo. Yeah, I've never been or never tried to go.

[00:50:31] Although I have heard a lot of um

[00:50:35] people are disappointed when they would go because

[00:50:38] a lot of the time they said that they would just play Miku stuff on TV but I think that

[00:50:46] maybe they fixed it. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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[00:54:08] I was right. Let me go to the next one.

[00:54:16] Ha ha ha! Anyway, anyway, anyway.

[00:54:23] Report the stream from all of it!

[00:54:29] Dude, where are they even like, you can't even see her feet. She was wearing shoes.

[00:54:35] So what's the problem?

[00:54:40] What's so crazy about that? Okay, I'm doing react stuff. I'm done talking. I'm done talking

[00:54:46] Hello, everyone. This is your daily dose of internet

[00:54:49] This kid just realized that he got racially profiled by the pizza man

[00:54:52] So I would inside a little Caesar's and I got a pizza and I went back to the court and I was like, oh, they

[00:54:59] Didn't ask me for my name. I

[00:55:01] See it was on the crazier like that. I'll take it off

[00:55:05] This is white boy

[00:55:07] White boy

[00:55:11] Yeah, dude, I said I wanted a mullet and this is what the barber gave me

[00:55:18] I don't think this is a mullet

[00:55:20] I guess this is one of the negatives to having a pilot as a husband.

[00:55:48] Please pay attention to her safety briefing.

[00:55:50] We have a very special guest on board.

[00:55:52] My wife is sitting on road 9C8.

[00:55:55] Please give her a round of applause and bear a second.

[00:56:00] Thank you.

[00:56:01] I'll probably have to deal with that after we land in front of you.

[00:56:04] Oh, Jesus.

[00:56:05] Hello, Coco.

[00:56:06] Bye.

[00:56:07] He sounds like he loves his wife.

[00:56:09] Three, two, one.

[00:56:11] Oh, cute.

[00:56:13] Cute.

[00:56:18] Why are you so far away?

[00:56:24] Top-rock?

[00:56:25] I'm sorry.

[00:56:26] I told you guys.

[00:56:27] I told you.

[00:56:28] I told you.

[00:56:29] Oh, shit.

[00:56:30] You have a coffee table right here and you're going to put it on the couch, really?

[00:56:45] If there's a rollerblading olympics, we need to get this grandpa involved.

[00:57:15] They took the no soliciting sign very seriously.

[00:57:45] Would you like to live anywhere else but the guest house?

[00:57:48] That's what we thought.

[00:57:50] These two might be the most positive people to ever be in this situation.

[00:57:54] I'm flicked over in a semi truck.

[00:57:56] This is my brother.

[00:57:57] He's not to get out from the bus.

[00:57:59] He's standing there.

[00:58:01] Me, I'm still in my seatbelt.

[00:58:03] You know I'm fired.

[00:58:05] It's my first day.

[00:58:07] It's my first day.

[00:58:09] At least he wasn't driving.

[00:58:10] Hey, I just made Bernie's and I have a question.

[00:58:12] If I held him like this, would it upset you?

[00:58:15] I don't like that, Dad.

[00:58:17] That's weird. Who the fuck holds a tub and we're like...

[00:58:23] He got betrayed by his own dog.

[00:58:38] Look at these sausages.

[00:58:40] You've got a mind of your own.

[00:58:43] I'm genuinely not even touching that sausage.

[00:58:46] It's just sitting there.

[00:58:49] Can't do.

[00:58:51] You're selling me sausage.

[00:58:52] This was a coordinated attack.

[00:58:54] Hey!

[00:58:55] Hey!

[00:58:56] What's up?

[00:58:58] He's jumped over the water.

[00:59:03] Oh my god.

[00:59:04] Right.

[00:59:05] This prank didn't go as they'd hoped.

[00:59:34] So my favorite thing about Vegas is that we have this micro ecosystem that exists inside

[00:59:44] the spotlight.

[00:59:45] Oh, the Luxor.

[00:59:47] And down here at the bottom you can see all the bugs that are attracted to the light.

[00:59:51] And then you scroll up, you see these big bright spots and those are bats that enjoy

[00:59:59] eating the bugs that are drawn to the big bright light.

[01:00:02] Oh my God.

[01:00:03] Oh, there it is.

[01:00:05] She's making this for Tommy.

[01:00:07] Oh, oh, oh, oh!

[01:00:09] I feel like there was a better time to do this.

[01:00:14] Keep clicking that one accident, bro!

[01:00:25] This little video is called The Mouse on the Blueberry.

[01:00:29] The Mouse on the Blueberry!

[01:00:31] I can't decide whether her dog is excited or worried for her.

[01:00:57] Oh

[01:01:22] Truck part

[01:01:27] A jeep with a...

[01:01:29] Somebody filmed this thunderstorm as they were taking love.

[01:01:35] Holy shit, it's since strobing!

[01:01:38] I would see a thunderstorm like that.

[01:01:41] This part is set up, right?

[01:01:43] Yeah, it would be set up.

[01:01:45] I can record it on the phone.

[01:01:54] This is the Chiba Urban Monitor out in Japan.

[01:01:56] in Japan. It is a unique suspended railway system that makes the train look like it's

[01:02:11] We should just build those all across America, by B.I.D.

[01:02:17] Someone else.

[01:02:19] Oh, and that is so nice.

[01:02:22] You've probably brought him to me.

[01:02:24] He's not air-saving.

[01:02:25] I'm gonna throw this into yours to count at the wall, and then I'm gonna replicate the sound it makes.

[01:02:36] This is what 200mm of rain does to a waterfall.

[01:02:52] You would be dead.

[01:03:02] You would be dead.

[01:03:13] Oh, amazing!

[01:03:18] I'm alive!

[01:03:23] I'm alive!

[01:03:28] Amazon delivery drawings are still working out some bugs.

[01:03:56] Dust or X, thanks for 3 months.

[01:04:00] Why is this shadow getting closer?

[01:04:02] Oh, there it is.

[01:04:26] Oh my fucking god.

[01:04:30] They've never seen...

[01:04:31] I don't even like this length of life.

[01:04:36] Yeah, I'm totally sending this daily to the internet.

[01:04:40] This is ridiculous.

[01:04:43] Over there.

[01:04:45] Bones and a lawn.

[01:04:46] I guess this is why you don't make your own seesaw.

[01:04:57] Go stay. Three months walk back.

[01:05:17] Remy, Remy, Remy.

[01:05:21] I want to do this the last time I was on this drill.

[01:05:38] Let's see if I can make it happen.

[01:05:41] Oh!

[01:05:42] I mean that was a pretty good swing!

[01:05:49] This man stretching the horse is an exercise to build respect and trust between the two.

[01:05:56] That's how I would treat all my own issues, I have to drink right before I never open

[01:06:12] the cave again in a financial crisis.

[01:06:16] Ohhhh!

[01:06:17] WAH!

[01:06:18] Poor little guy just needed a minute.

[01:06:19] It was bound to happen.

[01:06:27] Hello, hello.

[01:06:29] Hello, hello. What are you doing?

[01:06:32] I'm so fucking sleepy.

[01:06:34] There's my wall record attack.

[01:06:48] Fastest time to eat a cheese stick.

[01:06:50] I just inhaled that shit.

[01:07:02] It took him a moment to realize he wasn't listening to the tension.

[01:07:05] I didn't see him swallow. That's disgusting.

[01:07:15] Go, go, go.

[01:07:17] This restaurant in China serves self-growing mushrooms which rapidly grow when given water.

[01:07:30] It's just raw vegetables.

[01:07:36] It's kind of just creative.

[01:07:47] What's the problem?

[01:07:54] Everything's a party in the house.

[01:08:03] How have you guys done this?

[01:08:12] Whoa!

[01:08:26] Hello, fuck!

[01:08:29] Magic tricks make my brain hurt so much, bro.

[01:08:33] Oh, shit.

[01:08:39] Major, Major.

[01:08:40] How did I say?

[01:08:41] Oh, no.

[01:08:42] I'm scared.

[01:08:43] Come on.

[01:08:44] Don't be.

[01:08:45] Just walk a little bit.

[01:08:46] Oh, no.

[01:08:47] No, no, no.

[01:08:48] No.

[01:08:49] No.

[01:08:50] No.

[01:08:51] No.

[01:08:52] No.

[01:08:53] No.

[01:08:54] No.

[01:08:55] No.

[01:08:56] No.

[01:08:57] No.

[01:08:58] No.

[01:08:59] No.

[01:09:00] No.

[01:09:01] No.

[01:09:02] Oh, it's quite flexible.

[01:09:15] The handbrake exists for a reason.

[01:09:18] Uh oh.

[01:09:20] Oh no.

[01:09:22] Oh no.

[01:09:24] Turn around!

[01:09:26] It's behind you!

[01:09:28] I can't.

[01:09:30] Yes, yes.

[01:09:33] I need water.

[01:09:36] Straight to the water.

[01:09:50] So cute.

[01:09:58] That is Yana's video, I hope you enjoyed and I'll see you guys again very very soon.

[01:10:07] Later.

[01:10:08] Goodbye Mr. Nelly, thank you for another incredible video.

[01:10:12] Shall we watch the new tip to tip?

[01:10:17] Shall we?

[01:10:18] What the fuck is this horror game shit, bro?

[01:10:30] I'm not playing this!

[01:10:35] Is this a horror game?

[01:10:40] I can't tell.

[01:10:45] What the fuck is that?

[01:11:00] Oh, it's Chella's art! I can't notice the channel name.

[01:11:07] Chella's art made a big mistake.

[01:11:09] I don't know if I'm a player or not. I already said I'm playing Resident Evil, so, you know.

[01:11:25] Imagine you woke up in a randomized city in China and then a bunch of Chinese people came

[01:11:29] up to you like a damn zoo animal and they were poking at you because you drive a motorcycle

[01:11:33] And you convince them.

[01:11:35] For us, we don't have to imagine.

[01:11:38] It just happens every morning.

[01:11:39] OK.

[01:11:40] I'll give you a hug.

[01:11:42] They love the lights.

[01:11:43] What do you like the lights?

[01:11:44] They love the lights.

[01:11:46] OK, can I?

[01:11:47] Michael, I don't think it's.

[01:11:49] Yeah, but you're holding it like it's an ancient Chinese

[01:11:52] script.

[01:11:52] I think it's this way.

[01:11:53] I think it's this way.

[01:11:54] Yeah, I think.

[01:11:55] No, it's like Shedoku.

[01:11:56] It's like that.

[01:11:56] Like what?

[01:11:57] That would happen in my dad's road.

[01:11:59] I don't think.

[01:12:00] I think that's a word.

[01:12:02] What do you mean? You can't be gay like that.

[01:12:04] Yeah, like that. Like that.

[01:12:05] Yeah, I don't think so.

[01:12:06] Oh, fuck.

[01:12:07] In the part of Malaysia where my mom's family lives,

[01:12:10] they get like no visitors, no foreigners there.

[01:12:13] And when my dad would be, my dad's a wife guy,

[01:12:16] people would ask him and me and my brother

[01:12:19] for pictures sometimes just because we were white.

[01:12:21] But then other times, like, I remember this one time

[01:12:23] we were in this giant food court place,

[01:12:25] there were these guys that were like looking at my dad,

[01:12:28] like just because he was white they're like oh I gotta get out of here you you dirty white man

[01:12:36] welcome back to 10 to 10

[01:12:38] I was like oh no no no

[01:12:40] they don't fight back or something

[01:12:42] oh where's the 207 I miss her already

[01:12:44] this is it Michael we're all the 207

[01:12:46] all right yeah because we got

[01:12:48] but most of our people were super

[01:12:50] thankful to the town and the doctor

[01:12:52] this should be as free of a dance

[01:12:54] possible and I think the weather's

[01:12:56] gonna stay this way forever it's a

[01:12:58] I say yeah, it's not too cool. It's not my sound right now that again for the rest of our trip

[01:13:03] Just interstitial console also boring right now would be really funny in theory in theory that you want

[01:13:12] What elevation do you think we're at because we kind of lie yesterday

[01:13:18] I mean we went down for sure a bit but like

[01:13:22] That initial up is we did I don't think we ever came back down from absolutely not yet feel like

[01:13:28] Yeah, yesterday I was having a hard time getting a breath when we got to this town.

[01:13:33] I can't tell if it's because it was high up or because we were tired or because my airbag got stuck.

[01:13:39] Tadah! Thank you for the five gifted! Thank you!

[01:13:43] Thank you! Thank you! I appreciate it!

[01:13:45] I see now Michael smokes cigarettes every day.

[01:13:47] Thank you, Tadah.

[01:13:47] Well, I didn't even include that because it's just like a daily couple pack.

[01:13:52] Just a couple pack? How could that affect my lung?

[01:13:55] It's a sailing couple now. I think it's supposed to be a cold.

[01:13:58] Small concern, uh, like my gloves are sopping wet.

[01:14:03] Ooh!

[01:14:04] Yeah, you're actually really cold right now. It cannot be getting better.

[01:14:08] I'm in my final form. That's the issue. Like, I don't have any warmer gear than this.

[01:14:12] Yeah.

[01:14:13] I think this is the coldest day.

[01:14:15] Can they not stop to lie here?

[01:14:16] This will be the second coldest day, and then it'll warm up as we get north.

[01:14:19] I guess we'll have to be hard to find.

[01:14:20] It's already a safe way. It can't even ask a lot of questions.

[01:14:22] As we go north to Paisley.

[01:14:24] Yeah, historically, yeah.

[01:14:26] Yeah, okay.

[01:14:27] All right, I'll buy it.

[01:14:28] Well, we found the city from the guy, Shao Pai.

[01:14:33] Shao Pai?

[01:14:34] There's a city, apparently, 300 kilometers north

[01:14:36] of Shao Pai, which I think is our today's goal,

[01:14:39] because 300 kilometers should be pretty achievable.

[01:14:41] So hopefully.

[01:14:44] Hopefully.

[01:14:45] And hopefully, we should get more hours of drive.

[01:14:48] It feels like the days go by so fast.

[01:14:51] Yeah, dude, and that's the fucking tint that's in curse.

[01:14:54] is, you know, like, what, are we on it?

[01:14:58] It's always a different number than you think.

[01:15:01] Yeah, it always is.

[01:15:02] Dude, I got bags on my feet just like last year.

[01:15:05] You got bags on your feet?

[01:15:06] Yeah.

[01:15:07] Dude, what happened last year?

[01:15:09] I don't know.

[01:15:10] We were so fucking Hokkaido,

[01:15:11] and then both of us completely forgot how bad it was.

[01:15:14] And then they didn't buy any, like, super awesome.

[01:15:17] I mean, you got waterproof boots, which is awesome.

[01:15:19] You got no nicer gloves.

[01:15:21] You got no nicer fucking,

[01:15:23] Yeah, Michael's voice shakes a lot. I think it's because he's a lighter and he's like making up his own cycle.

[01:15:34] You know what? I literally looked up a lot of the people I've been trying to sub to here and fucking bitch GPT was like,

[01:15:41] No, China is very hairy. It does not rain this time of year. And I'm like, hey, it's not gonna rain once.

[01:15:47] Yay

[01:15:49] And then it rained more than I've seen in the last two years of my life

[01:15:54] Anyway, we're gonna ride down to a seven until we get something

[01:15:57] No, I'm not calling him

[01:16:10] So we were coming down to a seven just looking for a place to eat a little sun team

[01:16:17] best part of the trip and then it just fucking ends you see where that kid's walking yeah i think

[01:16:25] it's over there but i don't know i don't you hear that too right here what

[01:16:34] I think he said it can go to the 207 oh I think we said because we definitely got

[01:17:02] 207 across and then he went curry it can go that's good. Yeah, I mean, he's gone

[01:17:09] All right, well come see what the 207 looks like

[01:17:15] Okay

[01:17:24] How does it just end it's like four lanes it's like a four lane road terminates to this

[01:17:29] Okay, well just keep just keep power through

[01:17:35] Just keep going guys

[01:17:39] Wait, this is pretty yeah, is it like whoa beautiful weird tunnel

[01:17:47] Okay, this is an interesting pickle brother. I don't know where we are anymore

[01:17:52] Okay, whoa

[01:17:59] Okay, it's kind of betting north.

[01:18:04] We may have just lost the lower eyes though.

[01:18:11] How did we do that? How do we keep letting her slip through our fingers?

[01:18:15] There's no way. There's no way it's the two of us, right? There's no way.

[01:18:19] Yeah, this is... Never in a million years.

[01:18:22] We must have just lost it.

[01:18:24] Well, we're going north.

[01:18:26] Hey, another big highway that you can ride for miles.

[01:18:30] I don't know how much else we can do.

[01:18:33] All right.

[01:18:35] Get a little bit of gas in there.

[01:18:37] Thank you for the pie.

[01:18:39] Thank you so much.

[01:18:41] Oh, a doggy.

[01:18:42] So in Japan, I'm lost at the tip, you might remember,

[01:18:46] like the combinis.

[01:18:47] We'd stop there for food basically every day.

[01:18:50] And China is kind of more similar to the states

[01:18:52] of the states where a gas station will have a convenience store attached.

[01:18:58] The only downside is the selection, kind of like the states, is a lot worse.

[01:19:04] So take a look what we have here to eat.

[01:19:06] Okay, this is pretty much all the food right here.

[01:19:09] Alcohol, gums, one egg, hama, hama, how's it taste, bye-bye, all right let's try this

[01:19:18] out.

[01:19:19] It looks just like a fermented egg.

[01:19:20] Yeah, I don't know what flavor it is, but egg's a good breakfast. Let's try it out.

[01:19:30] Oh no!

[01:19:31] Yeah, so the egg was good. I dropped it on the ground.

[01:19:35] I dropped it on the fucking ground.

[01:19:38] That's all right, we have these things. They're awesome.

[01:19:40] Rice Krispie treats. This sounds like a hint of caramel in it.

[01:19:44] We're out. I think we're good for a bit till Michael has a poop or we get hungry for actual

[01:19:50] lunch. Who knows what this road is to be honest. That's what I want to find out. Okay, bye-bye.

[01:19:55] Bye-bye.

[01:19:56] Oh man, I killed an old woman right now. I'm so curious.

[01:20:00] We lost the 237 when I was on the S217. So, recipe's the 207. Hopefully we find

[01:20:06] her again. Okay, I'm putting it on the fucking screen, bro. Why did she leave

[01:20:09] us. I'd like to imagine we didn't lose her. We were with her till the end of her days.

[01:20:16] Okay, well hopefully we find a something to eat. A slight deviation from what we were going to do

[01:20:21] without the assistance of another because we were going to go down the red road. Can show

[01:20:26] which direction the red road is going down because we are going down the S236 barreling

[01:20:31] down it because the random Chinese guy on a rickshaw said to. All right then the S236

[01:20:37] This is our new menu. Fuck the 207.

[01:20:38] Okay, this kid's trolling fucking rocks.

[01:20:41] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[01:20:43] Killed by small child, and then they write pathetic underneath.

[01:20:46] Wait, what, what the fuck?

[01:20:48] Oh, they're just burning fire.

[01:20:49] Okay, that's fine.

[01:20:50] Oh, that restaurant seems poppy.

[01:20:52] Should we go there?

[01:20:53] I'm done.

[01:20:54] Okay, Michael, let's take a piss,

[01:20:56] but we found a cool lunch spot on the side of the road.

[01:20:58] It's like the most poppin' part of town.

[01:21:00] They're burning fucking trash there.

[01:21:02] Hell yeah.

[01:21:03] They're huge blow-up tent to get in.

[01:21:05] I didn't realize how hungry was I got hunger shivers so I gotta eat I gotta

[01:21:12] eat and this place looks awesome it doesn't it looks so cool it looks

[01:21:17] awesome okay I'll just go ask

[01:21:22] What time is it now? That's like, 7.30.

[01:21:32] Oh, 5 o'clock.

[01:21:36] What time is it now? That's like, 7.30.

[01:21:40] Thank you. Bye bye.

[01:21:42] Unfortunately, we cannot wait three hours.

[01:21:45] Yeah, we're too early.

[01:21:46] Oh, Los Angeles.

[01:21:48] America.

[01:21:50] We went to Beijing.

[01:21:53] Beijing. We ate Beijing.

[01:21:57] 200 kilometers.

[01:21:59] That's where we're going. What's the name?

[01:22:01] How do you say?

[01:22:03] Changsha.

[01:22:05] And what's this one?

[01:22:07] Yongzhu.

[01:22:08] That's where we came from.

[01:22:10] Song Yongzhu.

[01:22:11] Yongzhu, come here.

[01:22:12] Yes.

[01:22:13] Go to Changsha.

[01:22:14] Yes.

[01:22:15] I'm just handing out my 99s.

[01:22:30] You live here?

[01:22:31] This is your home?

[01:22:32] This is my house.

[01:22:33] You live here?

[01:22:34] Oh!

[01:22:35] Okay.

[01:22:36] Wow!

[01:22:37] You speak English?

[01:22:38] Good.

[01:22:39] What kind of job are you doing?

[01:22:43] Business, I'm a business man.

[01:22:46] I'm a rich man.

[01:22:48] Yeah, a rich man.

[01:22:48] A rich man.

[01:22:50] Oh, my God.

[01:22:51] Full number of moms.

[01:22:52] Oh, I'm a rich man.

[01:22:54] You got it.

[01:22:54] OK.

[01:22:56] What's your name?

[01:22:57] What's your name?

[01:22:58] My name is Li Yun.

[01:22:59] This is Chinese.

[01:23:01] Thank you.

[01:23:02] Bye-bye.

[01:23:03] All right, so we're a third of the way

[01:23:04] through the distance we wanted to travel today.

[01:23:07] It's really good.

[01:23:08] Yeah, I do need food though.

[01:23:10] I would love some food.

[01:23:11] I can run another Rice Krispies.

[01:23:12] The thing is you have to.

[01:23:13] But at a certain point, I need real sustenance.

[01:23:17] Yeah, each one hurts.

[01:23:18] It's a re-upper.

[01:23:20] It's not as good as mine.

[01:23:20] It is like, I only got small pots.

[01:23:23] I need a big pot.

[01:23:24] Yeah.

[01:23:25] That's the one you're trying.

[01:23:26] What you want?

[01:23:27] Oh, you want to show us?

[01:23:28] Oh, this is it.

[01:23:29] Okay, okay, let's go.

[01:23:31] All right, well, we're reaching out to show us

[01:23:32] around his place.

[01:23:33] He also has a sort of stick sword like, dude,

[01:23:36] This guy is the richest dude in town for sure.

[01:23:39] 100%

[01:23:40] He drives like he fucking runs this place.

[01:23:42] Yeah, he's the fucking new biker gang.

[01:23:44] He's a third year gang, bro.

[01:23:46] Yeah, yeah, we're spending it.

[01:23:48] Spending it all over China.

[01:23:49] Damn, what a fucking bike.

[01:23:52] We're with the mayor.

[01:23:53] Oh my god.

[01:23:54] Hey, didn't get my shit.

[01:23:54] We're with the mayor.

[01:23:55] We're with the mayor.

[01:23:56] We're with the mayor.

[01:23:57] Please no honking.

[01:23:58] Oh, whoa.

[01:23:59] We're going to have to stop this.

[01:24:01] Oh, he's going.

[01:24:02] Ah, he's going.

[01:24:03] Bring us to a damn lookout.

[01:24:05] It's a cool look though.

[01:24:07] It is a cool look though.

[01:24:08] Never in a thousand years would we have found it.

[01:24:10] No.

[01:24:11] You could have given me hits in the thigh with China.

[01:24:14] Kickstand down?

[01:24:15] Alright, we off.

[01:24:16] Oh!

[01:24:17] Damn!

[01:24:18] Oh!

[01:24:19] Hellless.

[01:24:20] Oh!

[01:24:21] Oh, volume to the here.

[01:24:23] Volume to the here.

[01:24:24] Look at that.

[01:24:25] Can't play There Goes My Hero by the Food Fighters.

[01:24:27] There goes my heroes.

[01:24:29] I go over here.

[01:24:31] Yeah.

[01:24:32] I go over here.

[01:24:33] Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, let's go. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. It's like Pete. We're playing IRL Pete.

[01:24:44] Oh my god.

[01:24:47] This is like a latch, like a place to hold.

[01:24:52] God, I want to drink here. This is where cigarettes are awesome, bro. Dude, he's the fucking mayor of this place. Damn!

[01:25:00] Oh, that's cool!

[01:25:03] Oh, Sandman! They do five different things!

[01:25:06] Thanks, Sandman!

[01:25:08] Oh!

[01:25:10] How are beautiful views!

[01:25:14] Ah!

[01:25:16] Great factory!

[01:25:18] Slabs!

[01:25:20] I just want to make the slabs out.

[01:25:22] Someone's going to make them.

[01:25:24] Oh my gosh!

[01:25:26] These are our cities.

[01:25:28] No, thank you. No smoke. Smart.

[01:25:30] You are the first to my wedding.

[01:25:36] Oh, first wedding.

[01:25:38] First wedding.

[01:25:40] First wedding.

[01:25:42] Wow.

[01:25:44] No wedding before us.

[01:25:46] We have a very small wedding.

[01:25:48] It's nice.

[01:25:50] Your favorite.

[01:25:52] Chinese food.

[01:25:54] Your favorite.

[01:25:56] Your favorite?

[01:25:58] Your favorite?

[01:26:00] Your favorite?

[01:26:02] Your favorite?

[01:26:04] Spicy?

[01:26:06] Yeah, spicy.

[01:26:08] Spicy?

[01:26:10] Spicy.

[01:26:12] We're here for a moment.

[01:26:14] And we're going to my house to drink a coffee.

[01:26:16] Okay.

[01:26:18] I cook some family food.

[01:26:20] Oh, okay.

[01:26:22] Okay, let's go.

[01:26:24] Okay, let's go. Okay. Let's go and don't win don't win. How'd you say let's go don't win though woman's all

[01:26:35] All right, we're going to this too

[01:26:41] And your cock is sliced off

[01:26:44] Oh my god, this is the dream, bro. We've been waiting to eat at a dude's house

[01:26:49] Fucking accomplish one of the goals

[01:26:51] Hey, wait, this is a hot spring!

[01:26:55] Here's the monument.

[01:26:56] Monument to the heroes.

[01:26:57] Alright, let's see how this works.

[01:26:59] Take care, Paul.

[01:27:01] Wait, wait.

[01:27:05] This is sick.

[01:27:07] Okay, he just fucking ran.

[01:27:08] Yeah, he ran down the whole thing.

[01:27:12] Fuck it.

[01:27:18] I'm mostly scared of my airbag vest popping on a fall.

[01:27:21] Let's go. Let's go.

[01:27:25] Eat your stuff. Eat your stuff.

[01:27:32] That's his house?

[01:27:35] Whoa, what the fuck?

[01:27:38] What the hell?

[01:27:41] Damn, this is rich.

[01:27:43] Damn. This guy.

[01:27:45] This guy's rich.

[01:27:46] Holy crap.

[01:27:48] Easily. Surely.

[01:27:49] Oh, thank you, thank you.

[01:27:50] We're in front of Lee's house.

[01:27:52] We're in Lee's house.

[01:27:53] It's fucking gorgeous, bro.

[01:27:55] Look at this chandelier.

[01:27:57] I didn't even notice it.

[01:27:57] I don't know.

[01:27:59] The flat screen, like that's the nice TV

[01:28:01] I've seen in China.

[01:28:02] He stunts on his whole family every day.

[01:28:03] He's just TV's lying around.

[01:28:05] We're also going to America.

[01:28:07] But it's hard to sign.

[01:28:10] Sign is hard.

[01:28:11] Sign is hard.

[01:28:13] The reason is you said hotter.

[01:28:16] Hotter.

[01:28:18] Oh, thank you.

[01:28:20] Oh, fruit.

[01:28:21] Honey grapes.

[01:28:23] Oh, thank you.

[01:28:25] It's on the side.

[01:28:27] Oh, it's so, so hospitable.

[01:28:29] Cheers.

[01:28:30] To our tongues, you need the juice of piaoling.

[01:28:33] Piaoling.

[01:28:34] Oh, thank you.

[01:28:36] Beer piaoling.

[01:28:37] Bum-ba-ra-ee-pum-ba-ra.

[01:28:39] Uh, did the Baba live here?

[01:28:41] Mm.

[01:28:42] My mother, my father, and me.

[01:28:45] My daughter was a farmer.

[01:28:48] Oh, big family.

[01:28:51] What is the name of this village?

[01:28:55] Huaqiao.

[01:28:57] Huaqiao Village.

[01:28:59] Huaqiao.

[01:29:01] Next.

[01:29:03] Next.

[01:29:05] Come to Meiguo.

[01:29:07] We are from the USA area.

[01:29:11] We cook for you. How old are you?

[01:29:16] 20.

[01:29:18] 20?

[01:29:20] 20?

[01:29:22] I said he has a daughter.

[01:29:24] 42.

[01:29:26] Oh, 42.

[01:29:28] Oh, like what?

[01:29:30] He said he had a daughter.

[01:29:32] Walsher Sausher.

[01:29:34] 42, okay.

[01:29:36] The answer T.

[01:29:38] Oh, no.

[01:29:40] This is my friend.

[01:29:44] Oh, hi.

[01:29:46] Hello.

[01:29:48] Nice to meet you.

[01:29:50] This is Degukha.

[01:29:52] Degukha.

[01:29:54] Where are you from?

[01:29:56] Guangdong.

[01:29:58] Guangdong.

[01:30:00] Do you drink alcohol?

[01:30:02] No, I don't drink alcohol.

[01:30:04] Thank you.

[01:30:06] I did that.

[01:30:08] I would break if somebody offered me alcohol in their house from a Chinese man

[01:30:15] But we have to drive a motorcycle. Yeah, I just the money said it

[01:30:21] I thought of the red trucks in the opposite lane

[01:30:24] And it's not a navigated drum. If we if this is 200 kilometers of distance. I call it. I don't mind staying here

[01:30:30] Yeah, we seem in a house. Yeah

[01:30:33] But we've only gone a hundred kilometers today. So we have to after this awesome dinner

[01:30:38] That's the right call.

[01:30:40] Crush at least another hundred.

[01:30:43] Hopefully more, but probably not.

[01:30:45] What time is it?

[01:30:47] Nope, we both do the same fucking thing.

[01:30:49] Sounds like they're on track.

[01:30:52] Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, you got me there.

[01:30:54] What is your favorite place in China?

[01:30:57] Ni...

[01:31:00] Ni feichang qi wang.

[01:31:03] Doe.

[01:31:04] Yunnan.

[01:31:05] Yunnan.

[01:31:06] Ah, Yunnan is in the south of China

[01:31:11] Ah, I see

[01:31:13] I want to go to the North China Sea

[01:31:19] Can you sing Chinese?

[01:31:21] Can you sing Chinese songs?

[01:31:23] Not the words, no, I know

[01:31:26] I like Chinese music

[01:31:30] Your favorite English?

[01:31:32] What do you like?

[01:31:34] He was good, like, almost heaven.

[01:31:40] Yes!

[01:31:42] Yeah!

[01:31:44] Country roads.

[01:31:46] Oh, that's amazing.

[01:31:48] Oh, I swear to God, it's country roads.

[01:31:50] Ha ha ha ha.

[01:31:52] Dude, look at the floor.

[01:31:54] He made that.

[01:31:56] He made that.

[01:31:58] Michael heard rice?

[01:32:00] Yeah, he did.

[01:32:02] We're gonna dig in an abseil here.

[01:32:04] That's his dad in the kitchen.

[01:32:06] Chef net up crazy.

[01:32:08] Oh, it looks money.

[01:32:10] I guess it's rice, but it looks money.

[01:32:11] It always looks money.

[01:32:13] It always looks money.

[01:32:14] It's me fun.

[01:32:15] Me fun.

[01:32:16] Me fun.

[01:32:17] Oh, nice.

[01:32:19] These are the nicest chopsticks I've ever used.

[01:32:22] Oh, shit.

[01:32:23] I'm gonna give you some of these.

[01:32:24] That looks so fucking good.

[01:32:26] This gotta be the best meal I've ever had, so good.

[01:32:29] So good.

[01:32:30] Okay okay okay okay.

[01:32:32] It's delicious.

[01:32:34] It's delicious.

[01:32:36] Delicious.

[01:32:40] That's good.

[01:32:42] Very tasty.

[01:32:44] I don't have that.

[01:32:46] I don't have that.

[01:32:50] I don't have that.

[01:32:52] If you want to eat it,

[01:32:54] you can go to Tanganji.

[01:32:56] Tanganji is delicious.

[01:32:58] My brother!

[01:33:00] My brother!

[01:33:02] My brother!

[01:33:04] My brother!

[01:33:06] I'll come clean. I'm using it on a pork belly fan.

[01:33:08] Yeah.

[01:33:09] Because it's like, it's hard to eat more than like five pieces before it's like, fuck.

[01:33:12] Yeah, yeah.

[01:33:13] This one's fine. The charon, it's crazy.

[01:33:15] Oh, show me.

[01:33:16] And that's just egg.

[01:33:17] Oh, just egg.

[01:33:18] It's sweet. It's a sweet, sweet pork belly.

[01:33:20] Shall we?

[01:33:24] Do the clap.

[01:33:28] Ooh, review, review, coming at you again.

[01:33:31] They better both ran for pretend.

[01:33:33] All right, boys and girls, we'll review.

[01:33:34] It was home cooked for them.

[01:33:36] Please, dads, home cooking.

[01:33:40] If you find yourself in this town.

[01:33:42] If you find yourself at Lee's house.

[01:33:44] Yes.

[01:33:45] You would expect a, are you ready?

[01:33:47] Yeah.

[01:33:49] 10, 10.

[01:33:51] Yeah, yeah.

[01:33:52] He's, all right, song, nine, three.

[01:33:56] Oh, you left there.

[01:33:57] Okay, that's pretty good above nine. That's pretty good. That's money and the circumstances. Yeah, I mean you can't ignore

[01:34:04] Yeah, that's fair. You have to talk about one of our highest ratings

[01:34:09] That deserves every every number

[01:34:12] How's the house?

[01:34:17] Shut up the alpha memory forever. I'm just gonna reach out when I when it comes out. Oh, yeah

[01:34:21] What is that?

[01:34:23] Oh, carrots.

[01:34:25] That's like a way to say about a visible verse.

[01:34:27] 3D3 tag fighter comes out April 30th.

[01:34:29] What a cut.

[01:34:31] And it's got the stuff quality.

[01:34:33] He's right in front of the camera.

[01:34:35] I'm scared of him.

[01:34:37] Thanks for watching.

[01:34:39] I know.

[01:34:41] I know.

[01:34:43] So that big festival we saw,

[01:34:45] it happens every day.

[01:34:47] It's been happening every day for a month.

[01:34:49] grandma turned 104 and it's like a celebration of her life I think she's

[01:34:54] not doing well and so they're there every day practice lunch and dinner eat

[01:34:59] holy crap we're just cool

[01:35:02] what's your card let's go see 10 years that's a beautiful you take great care

[01:35:09] of it you need the multi-sure this is cool and then his grandpa shut up and

[01:35:15] and his brother. Got the whole family out here.

[01:35:22] She diets her female. I thought I said she's not doing it.

[01:35:26] Oh yeah, that's good, that's tough. That's tough.

[01:35:33] This is the best. I wish it wasn't like 60 miles from where we came.

[01:35:37] Yeah.

[01:35:38] So we could chill here.

[01:35:40] Oh, oh, sure, sure, sure.

[01:35:42] He's the nicest man alive, he's so nice.

[01:35:44] You are very nice.

[01:35:46] Very nice.

[01:35:48] Thank you guys, we're going to live 100 years.

[01:35:54] Do it, do it, do it.

[01:35:56] Any problems, we'll get you up.

[01:35:58] Thank you, thank you.

[01:36:00] All right.

[01:36:02] Bye bye, thank you.

[01:36:04] I don't want to live to 100.

[01:36:06] Bye bye.

[01:36:08] You're the longest time, bro!

[01:36:11] Let me go!

[01:36:14] I know.

[01:36:16] Dude, he gave us so much.

[01:36:19] He gave us everything he had.

[01:36:21] We asked for food, and Lee gave us food.

[01:36:24] We asked for company, and Lee gave us company.

[01:36:26] We asked for coffee, and Lee gave us coffee.

[01:36:29] He offered us more, too.

[01:36:31] He gave us everything he said. He said, take more.

[01:36:33] Sleep here.

[01:36:35] sleep here and we said we said we can't take anymore

[01:36:38] we cannot yeah I can't take more from you all we have to give him our cigarettes and he doesn't smoke

[01:36:43] that is not all how I thought today would go

[01:36:46] no no I thought we'd get all those really cool houses there

[01:36:49] I thought it was gonna rain we're gonna be sad and it's gonna be like a

[01:36:53] Hokkaido day where we end up fucking 200 kilometers north miserable and wet

[01:36:56] and soon as sun came out and we made a friend it was the happiest nicest day

[01:37:01] so far

[01:37:09] The big town that we know this 200 kilometers away, which I don't know if we can make anymore

[01:37:13] I mean you drive into the night. I'm down honestly. I'm down to drive into the night

[01:37:17] I feel like we don't really need to like you said my heart is so full

[01:37:21] Well, I'm full for today. I think I should just be to cross 200 kilometers into the night

[01:37:25] So down was

[01:37:26] Twist the fucking throttle and listen to fucking fucking fucking music.

[01:37:30] Hell yeah!

[01:37:31] Let's go!

[01:37:32] Drive, muscle, and die!

[01:37:33] Let's die!

[01:37:34] Let's die!

[01:37:35] Let's die!

[01:37:36] Let's die!

[01:37:37] Wee reading the local paper to foreigners, the first two to ever visit town splattered

[01:37:42] across truck.

[01:37:43] I just need to see what you say about that.

[01:37:47] Small update, we just got a boss call from the RV.

[01:37:52] And apparently if we keep going into this city right here, we'll get in trouble.

[01:37:59] So we have to decide where we want to go.

[01:38:01] And we just saw a glimpse of an old lover, the 207, leaving the S-236, which did bring

[01:38:09] us Lee in many good times into the 207 we go, we miss you.

[01:38:15] I miss you so bad.

[01:38:16] I wasn't even doing that much on our break really.

[01:38:19] On the point I do in the break.

[01:38:20] Me?

[01:38:21] I ate some food, I should I should I should in a big toilet

[01:38:26] So we're going back to 207 and hopefully that roads chill. We don't get another boss call

[01:38:32] But yeah, there's two two you can do we can't go on highways also certain cities

[01:38:37] Yeah, this is one of them cities usually big cities, but I guess some cities can just be like fuck motorcycles

[01:38:42] Maybe it is a huge city. I don't know. Yeah, it could mean progress

[01:38:45] It don't look used. No it looks like every other fucking city we drive through every five minutes. True.

[01:38:50] All right, 207 montage incoming. We'll see you guys there.

[01:38:56] So

[01:38:58] This is where we are and we don't know how to escape the city. We were like fucking feeling so good after leaves

[01:39:03] We're gonna drive 200 kilometers ended up in a city that I don't know if we're allowed to be in a in B

[01:39:08] I don't know how to fucking leave. We just kept pushing usually when we keep pushing

[01:39:13] We just like over and smash our way out of the situation, but yeah, this time somehow

[01:39:17] I don't know how in the middle that like it's a dense city

[01:39:21] There's form when I don't know how that happened this road leads to nothing, but ruin you think going down this road won't work

[01:39:27] Yeah, fuck it. That's your major

[01:39:31] This does not

[01:39:36] There's a fucking car, huh wait

[01:39:38] Is that is it a dirt hill? I do see a dirt hill to the left. I'm hoping there's something to the right

[01:39:43] Jesus you ever done a hill climb? Nope. Huh? What's in the tail?

[01:39:48] Mostly entry speed is the most important part

[01:39:51] Better get some good revs going for sure

[01:39:59] Honestly, yeah, I don't think so because I think the cars must have just come down and then be driving back, right?

[01:40:06] No, we should have a turn around.

[01:40:09] Fuck, that is actually the end of the road.

[01:40:11] Okay, well, uh, speedrun sequence of us just backtracking through...

[01:40:17] You're gonna see it? Basically, everyone's backyard.

[01:40:20] My hope that this gets us out of the city is long.

[01:40:23] I feel better about it, because people are in front of us going the same direction, instead of just going the opposite direction.

[01:40:29] Can't get some left here?

[01:40:31] Dude, that's what my fucking taint told me just now.

[01:40:34] I like listening to your taint. I'm gonna listen to your taint.

[01:40:37] There's no way! There's no way!

[01:40:39] We'll all come around to the 207.

[01:40:41] There's no way!

[01:40:42] We found it again.

[01:40:45] Okay.

[01:40:46] Fuck, dude, that's crazy.

[01:40:48] I can't believe we found the 207.

[01:40:50] That sounds crazy. That's crazy.

[01:40:52] That's just how you have to do the 207.

[01:40:55] You know, there's probably the exact route that old man had in mind

[01:40:58] when he said, yeah, this place to the 207.

[01:41:00] Yeah, you have to go through my boy Lee's town.

[01:41:02] I'll get to you with him for a while.

[01:41:04] All right, back on the 207, let's hope this,

[01:41:07] I mean, if it's not north, it's fine.

[01:41:08] We can backtrack pretty soon.

[01:41:10] It's fucking north.

[01:41:11] It's fucking north.

[01:41:12] Dude, that's crazy.

[01:41:14] Piggy girl, piggy girl.

[01:41:17] You gotta take me back.

[01:41:19] Take us back.

[01:41:20] You gotta take, you know he's not good for you.

[01:41:23] He's no good for you fucking cars, these trucks.

[01:41:26] They hurt you.

[01:41:27] All right, 207, put 200-7 kilometers,

[01:41:30] Close of the night.

[01:41:30] Facts, facts, facts, facts, facts.

[01:41:32] Let's just skip a night.

[01:41:33] Let's skip a night.

[01:41:34] Skip a night of sleep.

[01:41:35] They call it a cams track.

[01:41:37] Yeah, you love it when they do that shit.

[01:41:38] Wait, did that say hot spring?

[01:41:40] Okay, okay.

[01:41:41] It's a non-foam tourist resort

[01:41:45] and there's a picture of a dude in like a bath.

[01:41:48] Please be a beautiful majestic resort

[01:41:52] with hot dinner ready to serve.

[01:41:55] Oh, yes.

[01:41:57] Oh my God.

[01:41:59] Holy...

[01:42:00] Whoa!

[01:42:02] Oh, I'm sorry, I was thinking about the water, how I would kill on my body.

[01:42:10] So yeah, this isn't a fucking hotel. We thought it was an awesome hotel.

[01:42:13] This is not a hotel, this is a...

[01:42:16] Bong-jian.

[01:42:17] Look at this. Go down.

[01:42:19] Bong-jian.

[01:42:21] A room. It's a room.

[01:42:22] Bong-jian. That's what that guy said. He said, um...

[01:42:25] Even though audio wasn't really but he said you stupid stupid white bastard monster

[01:42:32] Here we'll do the voiceover right now

[01:42:39] On the signs it doesn't say famous water

[01:42:43] Restaurant, you know how speak English bro. Dude resort meant resort in fucking gopoosh on and we miss that too

[01:42:51] Yeah

[01:42:53] Well next year Michael

[01:42:55] 只有住间 do you have a hotel?

[01:42:59] 只有住间 do you have a hotel?

[01:43:02] 你有住间 do you have a hotel?

[01:43:06] 住间在那里?

[01:43:09] 住房住间?

[01:43:13] 住房住间?

[01:43:16] It's crazy how close all those words are at each other.

[01:43:20] 后面?

[01:43:23] This is a cool place!

[01:43:25] What?

[01:43:27] Are you going to eat for two?

[01:43:28] Did I drive fucking a line?

[01:43:30] Yeah, to the restaurant for two?

[01:43:32] Of course!

[01:43:33] I'm going to eat!

[01:43:36] I think she's following me away from here.

[01:43:37] I think she followed us away here.

[01:43:40] Oh my god! Oh, thanks for the 10!

[01:43:42] Thank you!

[01:43:44] Thank you all!

[01:43:46] Thank you so, so much!

[01:43:49] Oh my god!

[01:43:50] Oh my god!

[01:43:52] Oh, that's a beautiful room!

[01:43:56] Dude, as we get further up, I think the accent gets worse and worse.

[01:44:01] I think you have...

[01:44:02] Soho.

[01:44:03] Soho.

[01:44:04] Oh, she's in.

[01:44:07] Room tour.

[01:44:08] Room tour!

[01:44:09] Hey guys, what's up?

[01:44:11] It's a beautiful room, but we feel bad that you guys can see it, but you can't smell it.

[01:44:16] So in the upper part of the screen right here, we're going to put what the screen smells like.

[01:44:20] I was like, how do you do that for a camp?

[01:44:22] Can you need to just breathe out?

[01:44:25] Just because smoke naturally comes out of your lungs?

[01:44:28] Just constantly be swimming to see and blow it into the camera while we're in the tour.

[01:44:32] It smells like cigarettes. That's the fucking thing.

[01:44:34] It smells like cigarettes, but we said it like 10 times.

[01:44:37] Let's go eat dinner, bro.

[01:44:40] Can you eat the yellow chicken inside?

[01:44:42] Can you?

[01:44:44] Put a table over there.

[01:44:46] You can eat the yellow chicken inside.

[01:44:48] We rode across the river.

[01:44:52] Okay, okay.

[01:45:00] Okay, we ordered it.

[01:45:09] It was stressful.

[01:45:11] So anyway, we're waiting to eat.

[01:45:12] She said they're out of rooms, so we don't know where we're eating.

[01:45:15] We're just kind of out of room right now.

[01:45:16] six. Is that our room number? That's what I think. And I was like, are we eating in our fucking room?

[01:45:21] Which I'm down for. Like that's kind of hype. Yeah, that's cool. That's like a... I don't know if that's

[01:45:25] the case. It smells worse, Michael. Why wouldn't you say that? Because the heat is like making the

[01:45:31] cigarette smoke thicker. It's actually just a guy in there smoking cigarettes. I'm so glad

[01:45:40] cigarettes. So. Very popular in America right now.

[01:45:45] Are you eating a small one?

[01:45:47] Oh shit that's, is that rice?

[01:45:49] I'm in now.

[01:45:50] Oh sorry.

[01:45:56] More.

[01:45:57] Yeah I don't like dates either but at least minks don't smell like you.

[01:46:00] Oh.

[01:46:01] Is it?

[01:46:02] This is good.

[01:46:03] This is good.

[01:46:04] Okay okay.

[01:46:05] What is?

[01:46:06] Me one me five me one me five.

[01:46:09] Dude, it's a freaking drama of it, okay. Well, we're gonna enjoy this food

[01:46:15] Why go hey why go every single chicken foot before I've never eaten the chicken for the scary, okay?

[01:46:21] We got bok choy me fun

[01:46:27] Chicken's kind of crazy. I'm not gonna lie like

[01:46:29] first off I

[01:46:31] Don't know what pieces to eat cuz some are just garlic cloves. Yeah some of the scarlet clothes on this bones

[01:46:37] Most phones. Do you think this is a drama of flat?

[01:46:42] They're personally like all flats

[01:46:48] Yeah, we just finished about on the chicken and while we were eating our meal

[01:46:57] No to the door yeah kids came to the hotel door because they discovered that we are

[01:47:03] are

[01:47:04] YouTubers who are going from Guangzhou all the way to Beijing on Motorcycle

[01:47:08] Yeah, children came to us flocking to us because we were white and they were all shy

[01:47:15] But they wanted a picture because we're the first whites they've ever seen

[01:47:19] The kids wanted to show us a flower

[01:47:21] We didn't set this up

[01:47:23] No, just to be clear we didn't set this up

[01:47:26] The kids said they wanted to show us a flower field

[01:47:29] That's cool

[01:47:31] The flower field

[01:47:33] Anyway, that'll be tomorrow, but now it's sleepy time.

[01:47:37] We're doing our normal nighttime routine, where Mike will take a shower and I fall asleep.

[01:47:41] Wait, on the push-ups.

[01:47:44] We did 100 yesterday.

[01:47:46] And today we ate three toxic calories in Fort Holy.

[01:47:49] You don't think I look pretty?

[01:47:51] I didn't think I looked pretty.

[01:47:53] All right, good night.

[01:47:57] What the fuck?

[01:47:59] Okay, okay, I got you, I got you, I got you.

[01:48:02] Almost heaven, West Virginia, Blue Ridge Mountains,

[01:48:08] and in the middle of the river, life is older than the trees.

[01:48:16] Younger than the mountains, hanging over me.

[01:48:21] Country roads, take me home to the place.

[01:48:28] I belong West Virginia, mountain mama, take me home, country road.

[01:48:39] I love that.

[01:48:40] Yay!

[01:48:41] What?

[01:48:42] They're good.

[01:48:43] They're good.

[01:48:44] That's another awesome episode.

[01:48:46] Yeah.

[01:48:47] He knew way more than I thought he would.

[01:48:49] He knew more than you.

[01:48:51] Super cool.

[01:48:53] Context for the episode.

[01:48:55] Oh.

[01:48:56] I have to prove I'm not a klinker

[01:48:59] He lost a family member and we are grooming Luna

[01:49:03] Luna is what we in the professional grooming lot. I was like, what the fuck is that for real though?

[01:49:07] He's lost a family member was at the funeral banquet when he ran into these two goofballs and still hosted them warm

[01:49:13] Oh, so he was at a funeral and they're like can we oh my god, so they walked up to a funeral like can we eat?

[01:49:21] I'm sure that no one was they they probably understood that they were just lost

[01:49:25] Later, he even tactically told them grandma isn't doing well,

[01:49:29] instead of telling them she had already passed away,

[01:49:31] trying not to dampen these two goofballs' mood

[01:49:33] while traveling through China.

[01:49:37] That's so sad!

[01:49:40] But it seemed like he had fun hanging out with them.

[01:49:45] Oh...

[01:49:47] Poor, poorly.

[01:49:49] He's such a nice guy.

[01:49:51] Go in the hole!

[01:50:01] How man, how the fuck?

[01:50:11] Oh my fucking god man.

[01:50:17] Oh, damn.

[01:50:41] In the name of Hades, let's begin.

[01:50:47] I know why you wanted me to watch that!

[01:50:57] I cannot stop Cronos and Milo.

[01:50:59] Move into me.

[01:51:01] Our power now is yours.

[01:51:04] They're going to love this.

[01:51:07] You shine so bright it hurts!

[01:51:09] Why are you here vengeance for my family?

[01:51:18] Say thank you for the link.

[01:51:26] I'm not gonna say thank you for the link alright.

[01:51:29] I think it is motherfucking gaming time.

[01:51:34] It is gaming time.

[01:51:37] I'm going to start a little bit earlier today since I did so much reacting yesterday.

[01:51:42] I'm going to try to finish this game today so I can start Resident Evil tomorrow.

[01:51:48] Okay.

[01:51:54] Oh yeah, I still can't get the fucking QSMP thing to work.

[01:51:59] Like, it just does- I don't know what to do.

[01:52:02] to do. Nick, aim D for the five gifted. Thank you. They did tell me to send my error logs

[01:52:08] tonight though, so I will do that and maybe they'll help you out and help me figure it

[01:52:12] out. Thank you Nick for the five. It's time to play the gum.

[01:52:16] Oh, Josie, thanks for the 21 months.

[01:52:20] All right.

[01:52:24] Time to play the gum.

[01:52:34] All right.

[01:52:36] OK, I think.

[01:52:36] Whoa, I chat so fast now.

[01:52:40] Look at that.

[01:52:42] Should I change my hoodie or keep the American one?

[01:52:46] Oh wait, let me move my camera.

[01:52:49] All right, that should be good.

[01:52:53] What do you guys think?

[01:52:56] Oh my god, they're from everywhere.

[01:52:57] They said Bulgaria, Paraguay, Vietnam, Barbados.

[01:53:03] All right, I'll keep the America one.

[01:53:08] Sheesh.

[01:53:10] Sheesh.

[01:53:12] OK, I think that the mods I have right now are fine.

[01:53:16] I have low sanity. Very low sanity hallucinating low view count.

[01:53:25] How do I raise my sanity?

[01:53:28] Is it helpful or strictness? I might have to add the high Arbiter Rexar back.

[01:53:35] Just for a bit.

[01:53:37] Get my sanity raised.

[01:53:42] Chat, am I alpha?

[01:53:44] Oh shit okay I guess these are my roommate's rooms hello.

[01:53:55] Wow ask for rent or be offended.

[01:54:04] Rents do, so I'ma need that new sub money.

[01:54:06] Your bald ass was late on your shit by a week last time.

[01:54:10] Bro, I just ordered a new SkySidapse bro from yesterday.

[01:54:13] Give me two of my next twinge bay check-ins, and I got you.

[01:54:17] This ain't a homeless shelter, bro.

[01:54:18] You live here, you gotta pay.

[01:54:20] Otherwise, take your broke ass to the camp behind the house.

[01:54:22] There's a camp behind the house?

[01:54:24] Okay, okay, dude.

[01:54:25] Chill. I have a sponsor stream this week.

[01:54:28] I'll get you that.

[01:54:29] You better.

[01:54:30] Or your bald ass is out of here.

[01:54:31] Damn, he rules this place with an iron fist.

[01:54:36] Oh my gosh.

[01:54:41] Not a very nice landlord, unlike me.

[01:54:46] No, I will not punch him. That will earn me a band.

[01:54:48] Yes, what do you need?

[01:54:50] I am currently streaming. My average viewers have jumped from 1,800 to 2,201 week.

[01:54:55] Must be the sub-a-thon.

[01:54:56] Keep listening or talk about your own stream.

[01:54:59] Yeah, I'm streaming too. Been getting a lot of viewers recently with the card openings. Got a crazy host last night

[01:55:06] My slips sometimes have been well recently too. Posted a fortified victory around compilation recently, and it hit 300,000 viewers today

[01:55:13] Oh, I lost 30 viewers

[01:55:18] So I'm bringing the sub-a-thon back and pulling out the drone again. People are hyped

[01:55:23] And if I wrap my sub-a-thon early this week, my viewers will probably make a shreddit post about how it's a failure

[01:55:28] makes for a good recap content yeah I got a few collapse coming up to not gonna

[01:55:33] straight up say who but all you gotta know is that it's way bigger than the

[01:55:37] ones you've had yesterday Christ in absence mod hosted me and it turned into

[01:55:42] an offline check effectively not what I expected but I expect this to increase

[01:55:46] my week by 32% turn into an offline check okay don't piss me off bro

[01:55:50] remember the rules you stay under my viewer count or else we're gonna have

[01:55:53] a problem. Uh-oh. Drama. How do I go outside? Chat, we're going to the top of-

[01:56:04] Oh shit, it's Jared! I'm all out in my dealer-sloky ghost in my ass. I still got some ketamine,

[01:56:10] but I'm eating up you right now. What's your fucking problem? Since we moved to LA,

[01:56:14] all you've been doing is coke. You got a problem, man. All I've been doing? You

[01:56:18] You gotta be captain, dude. You forget that I've been managing your users' ass this whole year?

[01:56:23] Gerard is my manager now. Yo, Kyle! Whoa, I got 10 gifted from Kyson Apps!

[01:56:30] Oh my God, no freaking way! Kyson Apps, I love your streaming drone. It's so hecking awesome.

[01:56:39] Hey guys, the real Kyson Apps. So cool.

[01:56:43] You would've slipped into a relevant CFDX game clip.

[01:56:45] Thank you, cops and apps for the 10.

[01:56:47] Can I get some Ws?

[01:56:49] You would've slipped into a relevant CFDX game clip.

[01:56:51] Agree or get defensive.

[01:56:55] Alright, you right, bro.

[01:56:56] I gotta hit a new clip or some shit soon.

[01:56:58] If you can't be the same since then.

[01:57:00] You gotta keep your, uh, your close to some shit that's happening, you know?

[01:57:04] Yeah, no shit. You got lazy after your stream blew up, bro.

[01:57:06] It's time to bring the IRL back.

[01:57:08] I heard the president is visiting here soon.

[01:57:10] That wall that opened across the street is part of his bring back jobs from India project or some shit

[01:57:14] What the fuck?

[01:57:16] No shut president cleat is cornered

[01:57:18] No, why?

[01:57:20] So he's going to give us speech or something?

[01:57:21] Wait is it actually us fans voicing it?

[01:57:25] Yes dude, please

[01:57:27] He starts funding all American malls or some shit

[01:57:29] It had a soft fucking word

[01:57:31] It's only the bottom floor that opened

[01:57:33] But the press is coming here for a grand opening in a week

[01:57:35] Oh my god

[01:57:36] You've got to get big enough to get an interview with them

[01:57:38] Like how Caden Ross did.

[01:57:40] Fucking hate Caden Ross, man.

[01:57:42] He stole my fucking name as it's new.

[01:57:44] Yeah.

[01:57:45] It's stacked, dude.

[01:57:46] You've got to talk his interview.

[01:57:47] Just handle the viewer's part, and I'll figure out the rest.

[01:57:50] Get $30K, and I can sell the interview.

[01:57:52] $30K?

[01:57:53] And huge.

[01:57:54] Otherwise, your only option left is right wing grifter.

[01:57:58] Oh, no.

[01:57:59] Can you give me some content tips, please?

[01:58:01] You know of any good content I could start with, bruh?

[01:58:05] You're a polo player, thinking for the five months.

[01:58:07] Yeah dude, go start shittin' them all, or the homeless can't find our house.

[01:58:11] Heard some shit about murders happen around here too.

[01:58:12] Murders?

[01:58:13] Oh gosh, there's a crime scene.

[01:58:14] Yeah, I'm sure you have streamer houses on this block as well.

[01:58:17] Could go there and start drama, but they probably won't let you in unless you got clout.

[01:58:20] Alright, bet, bruh.

[01:58:22] I'll be back when I hit 30k.

[01:58:23] Dude, there's other streamer houses on the street.

[01:58:27] Oh my god, there's online TV!

[01:58:30] No way!

[01:58:32] Star!

[01:58:34] Hi there, do we know you?

[01:58:36] Um, who lives here?

[01:58:38] Yo, who lives here, uncle?

[01:58:40] This is the online TV house.

[01:58:42] You know, Double Jade, Daisy Peachu?

[01:58:45] They live here.

[01:58:46] I'm the founder and owner of the org.

[01:58:48] Did you mean?

[01:58:50] Damn, Shadi, you kind of let yourself go.

[01:58:52] No, I'm Stara.

[01:58:54] I'm the one who owns online TV.

[01:58:56] Did you use an even a part of the org anymore?

[01:59:00] Doubt him or question him.

[01:59:02] Yeah, no, she's the owner, bro.

[01:59:04] No one even knows who you are.

[01:59:05] Oh my god! How dare they disrespect my goat Scarra like this!

[01:59:09] Don't be ridiculous. I'm the leader of online TV.

[01:59:12] Josh Cloudhead, thanks for the sub!

[01:59:15] Yeah, alright. Leader of online TV.

[01:59:17] You look more like a doorman, so do your job of watching it for me.

[01:59:20] I'm not sure if you're a doorman.

[01:59:21] Only if you're worth knowing. Show me your stats.

[01:59:23] Oh! Um, do I have enough viewers to impress Starra?

[01:59:29] Alright, take a look. I'm worth it, bro.

[01:59:31] No, you don't have enough viewers. We have standards

[01:59:36] 17,000 okay, I'll have to come back later

[01:59:40] Is this a streamer house? Oh wow sports cars in the front

[01:59:45] Holy shit. Oh my god. It's in center street. Oh my god

[01:59:51] Who's Gerard? You talking about stable Gerardo?

[01:59:56] Ask her to say it ask what she's doing. Oh my fucking god

[02:00:00] So, what are you doing out here?

[02:00:03] This is the fuse clan house. I'm the newest on a rarity.

[02:00:07] Wait, I forgot about that. I thought that it was real.

[02:00:12] And I was like, wait, why didn't she tell me about that?

[02:00:14] And then when I went out there, they were all like, oh, you didn't know?

[02:00:17] You didn't know? And I was like, no. And then later she's like, Amy, I have to tell you

[02:00:21] I feel bad because I think that you believe it. I didn't actually join Faze, you know that right?

[02:00:25] And I was like, what? I genuinely believed it for like three days.

[02:00:28] I know what it is. I'm asking you what you're doing out here at the door

[02:00:33] They told me to stand out here and open the door for people

[02:00:38] Ask her to come in mark her

[02:00:41] Freaking out who's the bagels at who's clan member by the way? Hey, you better be fucking nice

[02:00:48] I'm the one who decides to let you in or not. Show me your social vain stats. I chill look. I'm pretty famous

[02:00:55] not nice try you ain't got the cloud to be here yeah okay I need 17,000

[02:01:01] I have no notoriety right now so hello oh my god that guy's eyebrows just

[02:01:12] disappeared there's gotta be stuff to do on the beach right

[02:01:18] anyone good right now yeah okay but now fucking of stuff gives me like a

[02:01:24] 100 viewers on the beach is fucking filthy you

[02:01:28] Why is there a wall of green over there?

[02:01:32] Los Angeles is disgusting man

[02:01:45] Los Angeles sucks damn look at the car

[02:01:51] That's the online TV house

[02:01:54] Luna, my moon and stars. It's me again. Earthlord 415. This marks my 58th letter now. Don't

[02:02:07] worry, I don't lost count. Winky face. Hope. I'm closing it. I run a little bit further.

[02:02:13] Gosh, do you see all that blood?

[02:02:14] Uh-oh.

[02:02:15] I'm so crazy now, ladies.

[02:02:16] I've seen it in the prime!

[02:02:19] Broke got deleted over there.

[02:02:22] Live street top shit.

[02:02:26] Holy cow!

[02:02:27] This is like the fifth broad daylight murder recently.

[02:02:31] What the hell is going on in this city?

[02:02:34] I hope that there's a serial killer and they had to see your voice.

[02:02:37] Imagine that, or maybe that's too obvious for the script.

[02:02:41] You can't be...

[02:02:41] Oh God.

[02:02:43] You shouldn't be seeing this.

[02:02:44] You know damn well I ain't some back alley pansy, Davis.

[02:02:48] I ain't got time for nonsense, so cut the act and tell me who the poor sap is.

[02:02:52] Do I know you? I'm Officer Wesson, not Davis.

[02:02:55] Why are you talking like that?

[02:02:57] I'm just here to scrape the truth out the gutter, goddammit.

[02:03:00] Now quit stalling and give me the lowdown on the staff.

[02:03:03] Jesus Christ, you really wanna know?

[02:03:05] He's a John Doe.

[02:03:07] Apparently, it was murdered in broad daylight.

[02:03:09] No idea on him.

[02:03:10] So no one knows who he is.

[02:03:11] The second who did this cut the victim's chin clean off.

[02:03:14] Disfavored him bad.

[02:03:16] It's pretty gross.

[02:03:16] Cut the chin off.

[02:03:19] Any eyes on the scene, Davis?

[02:03:21] Somebody had to see murders like this don't happen in a

[02:03:24] vacuum.

[02:03:25] Thanks for a five, you did.

[02:03:26] And on this test pool of the city, don't talk.

[02:03:27] Thank you.

[02:03:30] We question the people who found the body, but

[02:03:32] nothing usable.

[02:03:33] Worst part is some poor girl was murdered here last

[02:03:35] week, too.

[02:03:37] You just ain't asked the right questions.

[02:03:38] And now someone else is dead.

[02:03:40] Looks like I'm taking the wheel on this one, as usual.

[02:03:45] Alright.

[02:03:48] Let's figure this shit out and interrogate the witnesses.

[02:03:51] Do you see all that blood? Things are getting so crazy nowadays.

[02:03:54] Evening, Toots. Jeopardy catch what happened here earlier.

[02:03:57] Be a peach and tell me, would you?

[02:03:59] Oh goodness, what was that you called me? Toots?

[02:04:01] What a charming old fashioned gentleman you are.

[02:04:03] I'm risen for that.

[02:04:04] Don't talk sweet to just anyone, Toots.

[02:04:06] You're one of a kind, let me tell you.

[02:04:08] Oh my, what a forward young man you are!

[02:04:11] Um, Tansy your question though? No, I didn't see anything. I just got here while taking a jog. So tragic.

[02:04:17] Oh, anonymous! Thanks for 10!

[02:04:20] Thank you for the 10 gifted, thank you!

[02:04:23] That's a damn shame though. If you remember anything, you let me know, won't you?

[02:04:29] Well, she doesn't know anything.

[02:04:32] You catch the show kid? See the killing happen? Any faces you can remember?

[02:04:37] Bruh, he just got like, unalive type shit.

[02:04:41] You see what happened to what kid?

[02:04:43] I need something to work with here.

[02:04:45] And I gotta know if you got the skinny on who did this.

[02:04:47] Nah, bruh. I just got here.

[02:04:49] Shit's wild though.

[02:04:51] Broke out unsubscribed from life type shit.

[02:04:53] Dude, he's not saying anything useful.

[02:04:55] I'll stay out of trouble kid.

[02:04:57] I'll catch you stirring the pot.

[02:04:58] I won't be so friendly next time.

[02:05:01] I got nothing!

[02:05:02] Holy cow!

[02:05:03] This is like the fifth broad daylight murder recently.

[02:05:07] What the hell is going on in this city?

[02:05:09] You catching anything going down, pal?

[02:05:11] I'm digging for leaves and right now you're the only shovel I got.

[02:05:14] Wow, that was a good one.

[02:05:15] Um, well, I watched these cop videos on the internet.

[02:05:18] Maybe these murders are from what's called a copycat.

[02:05:21] You know what I'm saying?

[02:05:23] What makes you think it's a copycat, pal?

[02:05:25] You know something about the killer?

[02:05:27] Uh, no. I just learned that stuff from those videos.

[02:05:30] They also don't say the killer.

[02:05:32] It's called an unsub.

[02:05:34] It means unidentified subject.

[02:05:35] I'll call them shit on a shoe for all I care pal. Thanks for nothing. No scram. This is my crime scene

[02:05:44] Wow that was a waste of time

[02:05:47] Oh, it's you again. What do you want kid? This is an active crime scene

[02:05:51] I gave him the full treatment Davis nothing but blank stares. They're a dead end

[02:05:57] Yeah, that's what I said already. Can you go away now kid?

[02:06:00] can't work blind Davis if I don't lay eyes on the stuff I can't do a damn thing

[02:06:05] to solve this case step aside and let me take a look I've had a chance at hell

[02:06:10] kid my 100 real soon here so get out of our way

[02:06:14] cadence journal entry 405 Davis says I can't see the body makes you wonder if

[02:06:20] he's keeping something on the wraps and maybe Davis is suspicious cop is in

[02:06:24] this grimy town stop playing by the book a long time ago maybe it's time

[02:06:28] my tour a few pages out myself.

[02:06:30] I can hear you, you know.

[02:06:33] Clipfish.

[02:06:33] What the hell are the corridors?

[02:06:36] Distract the coppers, investigate the crime scene.

[02:06:40] How do I distract the cops?

[02:06:44] I fuck with the car.

[02:06:49] Perfect.

[02:06:50] All right, let's take a look in here.

[02:06:55] body on the floor bolt cut outdated kid never learned to get with the times now

[02:07:01] he never will I will examine the face wait that face painfully recognizable it's

[02:07:09] grassy grassy is here thought the killer mutilated his chin no that's just what

[02:07:14] he was a whole joke bro he's on the body useless cops labeled 2150 plage

[02:07:21] Wait, that's right next door to our house grassy was our neighbor

[02:07:26] Was our neighbor Western is did the killer know whose life he was taken or was grassy just a random slaying

[02:07:33] Either way time for a rebrand grassy was here

[02:07:39] One cadence journal entry 406 blood on the pavement

[02:07:44] Still warm truck snakes around but grassy's body once laid like a shadow of his career

[02:07:50] Yeah, city doesn't mourn shadows steps over them forgets them like LSF's flavor of the month

[02:07:56] Whoever did this was confident. They wouldn't be seen. I don't blame them. They've gotten good at this

[02:08:03] The murder of a knife knife

[02:08:06] Not just any knife

[02:08:08] Bayonet I've played enough see a soda trace. It's shaping my sleep

[02:08:12] No marble fades skin on it though pathetic

[02:08:15] until I'm made up for it another way by peeling back grassy skin like his

[02:08:20] career off the face of the earth they're just going after it Jesus someone

[02:08:24] wanted to send a message but I don't read chat I read blood all right now

[02:08:33] Now we're going to go check out Grass's house and see what we can find.

[02:08:44] Anything suspicious?

[02:08:48] Oh.

[02:08:51] Anything suspicious?

[02:08:53] Chad, is it a little bit?

[02:08:56] Photo frame on the nightstand.

[02:08:58] Her girlfriend didn't think he had it in him.

[02:09:01] Guess you don't need a chin to get lucky.

[02:09:03] She's smiling in the picture, and has no idea

[02:09:06] that her boyfriend is currently cooking

[02:09:07] on the hot L.A. pavement.

[02:09:10] I need to figure out who she is.

[02:09:12] I need to find her.

[02:09:13] She'll meet a man to comfort her during this hot time.

[02:09:17] All right, you got a girlfriend?

[02:09:19] Business card on the ground.

[02:09:20] Clean font, too clean.

[02:09:23] Back reach, made wholesome.

[02:09:25] Sad like a pansy cereal company.

[02:09:28] Never heard of it.

[02:09:29] You are Co-Printed Death Center.

[02:09:31] Wonder where it leads.

[02:09:35] Oh, oh, new mod.

[02:09:39] Gloving and sliding master?

[02:09:42] I will gen you on to logically dea- what is de-glove?

[02:09:50] Every talk, chut and chat do not doubt me.

[02:09:54] Oh my god, his stats aren't even that good.

[02:09:56] Sammy, thanks for the two months!

[02:09:59] Don't Google it!

[02:10:02] As in take their gloves off!

[02:10:05] I assume it's like something horrible.

[02:10:11] No, not good.

[02:10:21] Well, I think we don't want that mod then.

[02:10:24] He sounds like not a very nice guy.

[02:10:29] What more thing I'm looking for?

[02:10:35] Something I have yet to discover in this house.

[02:10:45] And three slices of pizza.

[02:10:51] Murder!

[02:10:54] Slip slap the last month, stabbed 81 times.

[02:10:57] OFGOL last week found boz'd.

[02:11:00] Surprisingly dressed, hit the toe.

[02:11:03] Looks like someone's targeting content creators.

[02:11:05] Seems to be answered the question.

[02:11:07] Grassy was a no-rand though.

[02:11:09] This was planned.

[02:11:10] Yes.

[02:11:12] OK.

[02:11:13] Do I connect the clues?

[02:11:16] Yo, this shit farms, bruh.

[02:11:18] Alright, how do I connect the clues?

[02:11:26] Oh, it's telling me exactly where to go.

[02:11:36] What does it all mean?

[02:11:38] Fuck!

[02:11:40] Fuck!

[02:11:44] At Gronk is this real.

[02:11:55] Gronk replies, unfortunately I don't know anything about Maid Wholesome, however the only fan's

[02:12:01] model, Little Lush, mentioned in the newspaper who was murdered is the same girl in the

[02:12:04] picture frame.

[02:12:05] while she's body was found last week I started her residence at 2151 plague avenue

[02:12:11] so his girlfriend's already dead

[02:12:15] oh no

[02:12:23] oh my god I'm so clean sometimes

[02:12:29] I'm in holy shit that's a fuck ton of amazon boxes that's a

[02:12:33] A Schremerhaus classic.

[02:12:48] Luna Lush's house. I can still smell her aroma on the walls.

[02:12:52] Fishy. Computer still on. Probably find grassy in our OF inbox if you tried.

[02:12:57] Topstint touch it. Figures. Too busy admiring the view.

[02:13:02] Kind of a business car, look at our discord messages.

[02:13:06] Her messages. She was talking to a recruiter representing,

[02:13:09] would you look at that, made wholesome, recruited, pitched the service,

[02:13:14] pharmacy and redemption, digital detox, reputation rehab,

[02:13:19] perfect for the cancels, the disgraced, the dirty. No sir, 8X, thanks for 15 months.

[02:13:23] She wanted out, probably tied up being called an online prostitute.

[02:13:28] Seems grass, he was looking for a redemption too. Need to bait out the killer.

[02:13:32] We need to retrace Luna and grassy footsteps someone's clearly targeting people on this program

[02:13:40] Maybe it's the it's the recruiter themselves

[02:13:47] Reserv to our viewers

[02:13:50] Smoother than a top shelf bourbon. I'm about we pencil in a little rendezvous just you me and the moonlight

[02:13:56] I can see what you've read that does. This content of yours, this behavior, it sends

[02:14:01] from a need to be a spectacle. The first step on our program is recognizing that degenerate

[02:14:06] content stems from ego. A narcissistic view of the world. Cleansing this is the goal.

[02:14:12] Your first task will be to humiliate yourself and public to make a fool of yourself. Now

[02:14:17] for the views before your soul. We'll be watching.

[02:14:20] Click.

[02:14:21] Well, that should be enough, right?

[02:14:23] No time for introductions, no time for questions.

[02:14:25] Just straight to the program.

[02:14:28] Emiliate yourself in the center of the mall.

[02:14:31] OK, I can do that.

[02:14:34] Seems easy enough.

[02:14:37] Where is the mall?

[02:14:37] Here we go.

[02:14:40] Over here.

[02:14:43] Chat, you know this whole thing's pre-recorded, right?

[02:14:46] Proo.

[02:14:50] Push another quest.

[02:14:52] Don't touch my car back up or I'm gonna beat your ass on God!

[02:14:57] Weez, thanks for 10!

[02:15:00] Thank you!

[02:15:01] Thank you Weez, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[02:15:03] Chill, bruh. I just wanted to ask about your whip.

[02:15:06] Is that a Lambo?

[02:15:07] No!

[02:15:08] It's a McLaren and cost me 200 grand.

[02:15:10] Holy shit, it's fake!

[02:15:12] Looks like a team new McLaren, bro.

[02:15:14] Fake as hell.

[02:15:16] It's not fake, bro. Shit's real as fuck.

[02:15:19] Fuck let me drive it then only way to prove it

[02:15:23] Why would I let you do that because I'm kind of a big deal don't you know who I am wait?

[02:15:28] I think we met before you from April 1 damn straight. Oh, yeah

[02:15:32] I was asshole to this guy. I forgot this guy's from chapter one

[02:15:37] Yeah, you weren't there risk, bro

[02:15:40] My g-batty might want to do a little photo shoot with it. You're scannin with a hose

[02:15:45] Sorry, bro

[02:15:49] Good shot, should we gamble?

[02:15:54] Don't be a gambling.

[02:15:59] Alright, ready?

[02:16:04] Humiliation ritual, center of the mall.

[02:16:07] Said it was part of the process. Part of being made wholesome.

[02:16:11] But public shame don't scam me. I wear the clown paint like a crown.

[02:16:16] piss and shit yourself slap and hit yourself um oh fuck I just aggroed

[02:16:25] fucking snipers um what do you guys think of first tell social media what

[02:16:37] you're gonna do bra I low-key fell off oh humiliation ritual of public

[02:16:43] I'm a ugly fat fuck loser everyone and follow me. I'm done with streaming

[02:16:53] Yay!

[02:16:54] Big fat overgrown baby who wet my diaper. Look at me. I'm replaceable. Look at me.

[02:17:04] I got a message! Congratulations! You've proven you're willing to start your healing journey

[02:17:19] and purify your online presence. The next step is to abandon your fake job and volunteer

[02:17:24] at the mall's pizzeria, learn humility and the plight of the common man.

[02:17:32] Okay, um...

[02:17:35] Hey!

[02:17:43] Confused or roleplay, um...

[02:17:54] We know you're trying to meet up with the kid where is he though what do you do to our actor?

[02:18:02] He's next to the stroma

[02:18:04] What what's a stroma stroma what stroma dick and eat my nut bro. I got him chat

[02:18:11] What we got the wrong guy shit bro. Where do you say the guy was bro?

[02:18:16] He ran he freaking got away shit. I will help me. Let's lose one

[02:18:21] Oh, so you guys pito hunting I can help on God. I could give you the name of one

[02:18:26] I canceled his ass at twinge con you look pretty young dude. You be our bait

[02:18:31] I don't know where the hell or actor ran off to and we need to catch someone for today's stream

[02:18:35] Down bro. This is gonna be content

[02:18:38] I go for with some dudes and see if any of them are DTF give us the signal and we'll jump them

[02:18:45] Ask me for this shit, bro. This is a free country

[02:18:47] Chat, can you speak content?

[02:18:49] Oh no!

[02:18:52] I was terrorizing these Japanese people in here, bro.

[02:18:55] What? Who fucking cares?

[02:18:57] But, why?

[02:18:59] For money? For trout?

[02:19:01] I've said it a hundred times, I don't give a fuck!

[02:19:04] I'm a social path!

[02:19:05] Put this in your next video essay.

[02:19:07] I don't give a fuck!

[02:19:09] Damn, so like, this one, this shit get you a lot of views?

[02:19:13] Yeah, I'll do whatever the fuck I want!

[02:19:15] Makes you people talk about me. I don't give a fuck. I'll be racist. I'll just respect your fuck-ass cultures

[02:19:21] Come do something about it, bitch. Hmm. Nice

[02:19:27] Oh, I got a quest to terrorize the sushi restaurant

[02:19:32] Let me grab all the quests

[02:19:35] Hey, man, you need to do but I sell

[02:19:37] No.

[02:19:43] Stream Academy? Wow.

[02:19:45] Hello, welcome in. Are you a current student or are you looking to enroll?

[02:19:51] Question or crash out.

[02:19:52] What the fuck did you just say to me, asshole?

[02:19:54] Did you just assume it was gender?

[02:19:58] Yeah, see, I don't know where you've been studying, but that joke is only funny to Elon Monk.

[02:20:04] Pfft... if you enroll, we could help you save today with better rage bait.

[02:20:08] MMMMMM...

[02:20:09] Really what, bruh?

[02:20:10] Fuck is this place?

[02:20:12] Oh wait, this is Rosie!

[02:20:13] Oh, so people do multiple characters?

[02:20:16] I hope Sears the Serial Killer...

[02:20:19] But it is a mystery right now...

[02:20:21] This is Stream Academy.

[02:20:23] After the success of Streamer University and seeing how much demand there was,

[02:20:28] Kai Synapse founded this franchise.

[02:20:30] He doesn't sound like Rosie at all. He like removed his Australian.

[02:20:34] We have over 100 locations across the country.

[02:20:38] Each one teaches us how to succeed as a streamer with our hands-on bootcamp.

[02:20:45] Yeah, maybe you guys could teach me a little something.

[02:20:48] Can I start today? What classes you'll get?

[02:20:51] Sure can. We've got our intro course with units like Intro to Comedy and Intro to Networking.

[02:20:57] If you have enough viewers, you can take our advanced courses too.

[02:21:01] I bet. I'm Caden Brentley. Put my name down for today's classes.

[02:21:04] Okay, Caden. Since you don't have 15kp viewership, you're only eligible to do our standard course currently.

[02:21:11] Once you have enough viewers, you can take the additional premium course.

[02:21:16] For now, I've enrolled you in our standard course.

[02:21:20] Step into the classroom. They'll be starting shortly.

[02:21:23] Okay.

[02:21:27] Hello.

[02:21:29] Good afternoon, class. Let's begin. Welcome to Stream Academy. You know me as Deontay. But in here, you will address me as Professor.

[02:21:39] Yay, Professor Deontay.

[02:21:41] You will learn the fundamentals of streaming, and at the end, specialize in a part of your choosing to expedite your growth.

[02:21:48] Okay.

[02:21:49] We shall waste no time, so pay close attention. Turn your textbooks to Unit 1, and chart a comedy, The Fundamentals of Funny.

[02:21:56] Oh, I would like to ask a question.

[02:22:18] Oh! Oh, to be funny? Um, mocking people or baiting people?

[02:22:23] Um, abating people, of course.

[02:22:28] Room 4 on WebFlix is pretty funny.

[02:22:32] Room 4, I've not heard of it.

[02:22:34] Room 4, he's nuts in your mouth.

[02:22:36] Ha ha ha, got him.

[02:22:38] Impressive.

[02:22:39] But sometimes simpler is better.

[02:22:42] After decades of research, he developed a couple simple equations that are cheap,

[02:22:47] comedy, right this down.

[02:22:49] and we love and we love and we love

[02:22:51] thanks for 23 months

[02:22:53] equation number one random equals funny

[02:22:56] uh huh random equals funny

[02:23:00] I am good at equations with letters in them

[02:23:02] can you explain in basketball terms?

[02:23:04] no Mr. Bruntley

[02:23:07] I cannot let me elaborate

[02:23:09] well I guess the next rule of comedy is loud equals funny

[02:23:13] unexpected things trigger something unexplainable

[02:23:16] and the average low IQ viewer,

[02:23:19] which is what you can assume 99% of your viewers are.

[02:23:23] You get it.

[02:23:25] Oh, okay.

[02:23:26] So like, I show haste barking randomly.

[02:23:28] Yeah, that's pretty funny.

[02:23:29] I show haste.

[02:23:30] Exactly.

[02:23:32] But there's actually another equation

[02:23:34] that haste was using there,

[02:23:35] which I think is the more reliable.

[02:23:37] Loud equals funny.

[02:23:39] Equation number two.

[02:23:40] Yeah!

[02:23:41] Equals.

[02:23:42] Yeah!

[02:23:44] Loud!

[02:23:44] You mean like this?

[02:23:46] Almost but your drone's audio quality is too high a fidelity

[02:23:54] Yeah, you need a shitty mic so it fucking peeps aka your mic is ass

[02:24:00] But your first assignment you will purchase the load

[02:24:04] Mike you can find then come back here. Why are we going to administer your first exam? Yeah, I take off. Thanks for 37 months. Oh

[02:24:12] Shit, okay. He wants me to get a shitty headset Mike

[02:24:15] Oh yeah.

[02:24:16] Hello.

[02:24:17] Oh my god that's so many viewers.

[02:24:19] Hey!

[02:24:20] Nice to meet you, bro.

[02:24:21] I'm Stray's on Twitch.

[02:24:22] I just got a quarter, so I'm here to take my Sheena next level.

[02:24:25] Oh yeah.

[02:24:26] Heal bro, why is it just you and me here?

[02:24:28] I thought everyone in LA was a wannabe streamer.

[02:24:31] I expected a bigger class.

[02:24:33] Oh!

[02:24:34] This place been open for a while now.

[02:24:35] Everyone's already finished the boot camp.

[02:24:37] You're kinda late to the game.

[02:24:39] Well, I guess I am too.

[02:24:41] So what were you, a make-a-wish partner?

[02:24:43] Ooooo slate.

[02:24:44] No.

[02:24:45] I got an average of seventy five when I got it man.

[02:24:47] That's normal for getting partnered.

[02:24:49] You should see my streams.

[02:24:49] I do impressions and take requests from chat.

[02:24:52] Okay, show me one of your impressions bro.

[02:24:54] Okay, do you wanna hear ludevig?

[02:24:57] Oodskit?

[02:24:58] Give me ludevig impression though, bro.

[02:25:00] Okay, uh-

[02:25:01] Mine is 34 viewers!

[02:25:03] Guys, it's time for me to rain QT.

[02:25:06] That was awful.

[02:25:07] Shut that shit up burger-ass impression, bro

[02:25:11] Oh, was that not good? Sorry. I'll stop. Let me know if you still want to be friends though

[02:25:17] I know we were friends. I guess it's my first streamer friend

[02:25:23] The holiest walk straight through the door

[02:25:28] Blackjack

[02:25:32] Oh, I'm gonna do five dollars

[02:25:37] Blackjack's stack.

[02:25:42] Uh.

[02:25:47] No!

[02:25:48] My five dollars!

[02:25:51] Okay, well now is where I double.

[02:25:59] Uh.

[02:26:01] Okay.

[02:26:02] Come on.

[02:26:03] Yeah!

[02:26:04] Happy 31 months.

[02:26:06] Call of Rates, thanks for the 31 Bones.

[02:26:09] Okay, I'm outta here. Goodbye.

[02:26:13] Hello? That's not the cross guy.

[02:26:20] Oh yeah, this guy for real looks like a predator.

[02:26:23] What? I didn't hear you. Sorry, I had my earbuds in.

[02:26:27] Yo, real quick. You play any games? Like, um, what do kids play?

[02:26:32] Uh, do you play Roblox?

[02:26:34] Oh, yeah, I played Roblox with my son. It's surprisingly really fun.

[02:26:39] Lots of creative kids making cool games on there.

[02:26:42] Beat him or keep it friendly? Does that have to beat him?

[02:26:44] Oh, yeah. You like playing with kids?

[02:26:46] I'm just 13 and I don't have many friends. Maybe we can play?

[02:26:50] Uh, no thanks. That'd be a little weird.

[02:26:53] I'm sure you can find kids your age to play with.

[02:26:54] Hey! W. Rando!

[02:26:57] Oh, so you don't think I'm hot or anything?

[02:26:59] Well, you prefer, huh? 12-year-olds?

[02:27:02] Whoa, whoa, what? What are you talking about? No.

[02:27:05] Yeah, I know what you are, bro. I told you I'm 13 and you kept talking to me.

[02:27:10] What? You're the one who came up to me, kid. Just get away.

[02:27:13] Oh, so just because I came up to you means I want it? You disgust me.

[02:27:17] Wait, no! Wait, no, no, he was so nice.

[02:27:22] Now I can only call the, the, the Pito Hunter over, beat him up myself.

[02:27:29] Oh no, what do I do?

[02:27:30] Um...

[02:27:31] Oh, no.

[02:27:36] Oh, here he comes.

[02:27:43] Oh, god.

[02:27:52] Well, I finished the quest.

[02:27:58] I'm sorry.

[02:28:00] Hey, welcome to Dubai Macha. How are you today?

[02:28:02] I'm terrible.

[02:28:03] You're doing really awful, actually.

[02:28:06] Oh, that's good.

[02:28:09] The fuck, bro? You think that's good?

[02:28:11] You think it'd be good to if I unalived myself?

[02:28:14] Oh my god!

[02:28:17] This isn't part of the script.

[02:28:19] You don't know what? If I should unalive myself?

[02:28:22] Maybe I'll do it right here in front of you and change the course of your life.

[02:28:25] Oh my god, dude!

[02:28:28] Oh God, please leave me alone unless you're gonna order something.

[02:28:33] What man, my God, Kate is just a terrorist.

[02:28:38] Yo, quick questions for you little sis.

[02:28:42] Um, okay.

[02:28:44] Emma Ruvai boss.

[02:28:45] This is Annie.

[02:28:46] Hiya, Busta, thanks for the 40 months.

[02:28:48] Uh...

[02:28:50] So, do you think hype matters in a guy?

[02:28:52] Uh, kinda. I prefer tall guys.

[02:28:56] All right, so I got a scale with me if height matters in a guy, then you don't mind stepping on the scale, right?

[02:29:03] I mean

[02:29:06] It's just preference

[02:29:08] Debate her or insult her

[02:29:10] Guys can't change their height. So let's judge you off what you can change get on the scale

[02:29:15] No, dude, it's it's literally just a preference thing like some guys like small girls some like big girls

[02:29:22] Yeah, I don't know anyone who likes big girls. I don't know if I'd be friends with those people

[02:29:26] No! I do!

[02:29:28] Yeah, girls wouldn't want to be friends with you either, so...

[02:29:32] You talk a whole lot about things, guys can't change, and then you cut your hair like that?

[02:29:37] Whoa!

[02:29:43] Oh, sir.

[02:29:44] You need a little enhancement?

[02:29:46] Oh, it's Coaster!

[02:29:47] What you talking about, bruh?

[02:29:49] Saying, if you need a little performance boost, let me know!

[02:29:52] What kind of performance boost?

[02:29:55] I'm so shaming it, if you're worried about that, everyone here does it.

[02:30:00] Nah bro, I'm on Natty. You see these lats? That's all raw, apparently genetics, big dog.

[02:30:07] And excuse me, do you not see the phone? Like, the camera is right there. I'm trying to film here.

[02:30:14] I'm sorry!

[02:30:15] Like, do you like mine that invading my entire space? Jesus.

[02:30:20] Do you not see my drone there? Why are you breaking its lens, big ass bitch?

[02:30:24] Oh!

[02:30:24] sue your ass

[02:30:26] yeah as if

[02:30:28] i know i'm fit

[02:30:30] my 30k followers

[02:30:32] can't vouch for that

[02:30:34] like i've got you all on video too

[02:30:36] checking me out and i need like a creep

[02:30:38] damn you know what

[02:30:40] yeah i am checking you out fun shit

[02:30:42] can i get your IG

[02:30:44] yeah like as if

[02:30:46] i have a boyfriend

[02:30:48] and hit kick your creep ass

[02:30:50] just do your squats bro

[02:30:52] watch you for your personality.

[02:30:54] Fuck you asshole!

[02:30:56] Someone do something about this creep!

[02:30:59] This is my gym too.

[02:31:01] Dude, are you kidding me?

[02:31:03] I'm sorry!

[02:31:04] You're filming again and you're still invading my space.

[02:31:08] Someone do something!

[02:31:10] Dude, are you kidding me?

[02:31:13] I'm sorry!

[02:31:16] I'm sorry.

[02:31:18] What are you looking at boy?

[02:31:20] Oh, I'm so sorry, I'm a little bit in here.

[02:31:22] You can have that weak ass frame you got on you, boy.

[02:31:25] You look fat.

[02:31:26] Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[02:31:28] You'll be rethinking that once I beat your ass.

[02:31:30] You trying to scar?

[02:31:31] Yeah!

[02:31:32] I'm down, bro.

[02:31:33] But I'm warning you, I'm going to kick your ass on God.

[02:31:36] Kid, I may speak a rough like a little scared puppy

[02:31:39] for three rounds this week.

[02:31:40] You don't stand a chance.

[02:31:42] You know what?

[02:31:43] If you can just let one minute in the ring

[02:31:45] without getting knocked the fuck out,

[02:31:46] I'll give you the win.

[02:31:48] I bet.

[02:31:49] Let's do it, bro.

[02:31:51] Uh-oh.

[02:31:53] Oh no, I'm fucked.

[02:31:56] Survive one minute!

[02:31:58] Oh.

[02:32:03] You good, bro?

[02:32:04] I think I might have given you a concussion.

[02:32:06] Nah, bro.

[02:32:08] So do I just have to run away from him, or what?

[02:32:13] Chat, am I cooking?

[02:32:14] I think I just have to run from him for a minute.

[02:32:21] Cut him, cut him, cut him, cut him.

[02:32:30] I'm cutting.

[02:32:32] Hold on.

[02:32:34] Oh, he said he's going to molly walk me.

[02:32:42] Stop being a pussy you shut up bro, I can't even swing.

[02:32:58] All I can do is run and jump.

[02:33:00] Also, some button I don't know about, but I'm clicking, he's just not doing anything.

[02:33:10] fight or flight yeah I think I was supposed to run oh you just ran the

[02:33:17] whole time whatever you lasted a minute fine I'll give you the win let's go

[02:33:40] Think about the hot dog on

[02:33:51] Wait, I think this is this is wake not canoe

[02:33:58] You guys know this whole thing is pre-recorded

[02:34:10] If dogs think about things like, I don't know, no, I am sick and tired,

[02:34:20] hearing over and over again. How this medical care is important. It is not important.

[02:34:29] Why do you not take care of your health? Go to chat. Where should I go?

[02:34:34] No!

[02:34:39] I just want to hear all the lines.

[02:35:01] I think he's still on filming me.

[02:35:04] Are you offering me meat?

[02:35:06] Dude, she's gonna be a friend!

[02:35:08] I'm not trying to be a friend!

[02:35:10] Oh my god, shut up!

[02:35:12] Hey, can I get a picture?

[02:35:14] Oh my god, ruined by stream slapper!

[02:35:16] Sup, fine shit, I'll give you more than a picture. Let's make a movie, shawty.

[02:35:22] Oh, uh...

[02:35:24] No, I just, I just want a picture.

[02:35:26] Picture our life together, though, girl. I can make you famous for real.

[02:35:30] I'm not, like, into you.

[02:35:33] I just wanted a picture so I could show my friends who they called you because you know

[02:35:36] you're their server's locale

[02:35:38] oh my god

[02:35:39] fuck you bitch you mid anyway ugly ass chuzz

[02:35:42] thanks for the picture you'll always be irrelevant

[02:35:46] the very sad thing that happened today they get so mad when they try to eat a cat

[02:35:52] but i am hungry they do not understand the importance of these cats they're tiny

[02:35:58] They do not know how to do fun things, like roll over or sneak.

[02:36:05] Why do they not just deport all the cats?

[02:36:13] It's so good.

[02:36:17] Chatting am I good at it?

[02:36:19] I did it with crayon.

[02:36:21] Would you like to see?

[02:36:22] Yes, it is at me.

[02:36:24] That is my bicep.

[02:36:28] No, oh no no no no no no no.

[02:36:34] Sorry.

[02:36:39] I am sick and tired of hearing over and over again.

[02:36:44] How this medical care is important?

[02:36:48] It is not important.

[02:36:49] He has so many voice lines!

[02:36:51] Tana!

[02:36:52] It is wake, bro!

[02:36:54] The fuck you just say bitch? Ain't no shot you were talking to me.

[02:36:59] I said, you are tiny. You belong at Comet Fitness, little baby boy.

[02:37:06] Fuck off you burn victim looking ass bitch.

[02:37:09] Oh my god!

[02:37:10] You get a baby dick from all those roys you're pumping in your ass.

[02:37:13] Little baby boy with no muscle. But so get tiny puppy. So puny.

[02:37:20] Leave major oradette challenge into a liftoff.

[02:37:23] Bro, nothing yapping about your poser ass muscles.

[02:37:26] Let's do a liftoff.

[02:37:27] We'll see who's tiny then.

[02:37:28] Oh, no.

[02:37:29] Sure, tiny boy.

[02:37:31] Whoever benches more wits, may first.

[02:37:42] Wow.

[02:37:43] Pottos, 405 pounds.

[02:37:45] Little tiny.

[02:37:47] Your turn.

[02:37:49] Uh, yeah, that's nothing. I'll do 415. Watch this.

[02:37:57] Uh, B. Canood's List somehow talked to him again.

[02:38:01] Oh no.

[02:38:02] Okay.

[02:38:06] Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

[02:38:14] I actually have to just get it?

[02:38:16] Bro, I'm just bleeding viewers doing this too

[02:38:23] I

[02:38:42] Maybe I need to get on some steroids mine need a little performance boost I heard that little challenge you started with canoe

[02:38:48] You won't beat him. They're all using you got it to if you want to compete

[02:38:53] time to get roided up no bro hey there's no shamanic I don't need it watch

[02:39:02] me hit this shit

[02:39:15] oh my god okay there's no way give me the roids

[02:39:22] Mind okay fine. What kind of steroids you recommend steroids?

[02:39:27] No, I sell fake like I said everyone uses them

[02:39:32] So what'll it be? I need a mug on that shut as hard as I can bro

[02:39:35] You mean the fattest fake weights you got you got it, man

[02:39:38] These are exact replicas of the weights in there. Just slap them on you'll put it up with no effort at all

[02:39:44] Thanks, Shady

[02:39:47] Wow looks so much easier now

[02:39:52] Plus a thousand aura!

[02:39:57] Whoa!

[02:39:58] So easy.

[02:39:59] Loom culture, frat leader, Kaden, Brentley, Munson, Brutal, and Framug, subbed by Derry,

[02:40:02] Gooner, Canood.

[02:40:03] No.

[02:40:04] That was higher than mine.

[02:40:05] P.R.

[02:40:06] How have you beaten my record?

[02:40:07] It was tiny now, bitch, boy.

[02:40:08] All those roids yet no gobs.

[02:40:09] Check for some L.A.

[02:40:10] I'm not gonna get it.

[02:40:11] I'm not gonna get it.

[02:40:12] I'm not gonna get it.

[02:40:13] I'm not gonna get it.

[02:40:14] I'm not gonna get it.

[02:40:15] I'm not gonna get it.

[02:40:16] I'm not gonna get it.

[02:40:17] I'm not gonna get it.

[02:40:18] I'm not gonna get it.

[02:40:19] I'm not gonna get it.

[02:40:20] yet no gobs chat for some elves and chat for this Baylor

[02:40:23] it cannot be I'm a failure I do not belong in gym I belong dead

[02:40:34] I am failure I do not deserve to be in gym

[02:40:40] Quick! Quick! Quick!

[02:40:43] I am fit!

[02:40:45] Oh my god, we're getting there.

[02:40:47] Huh? What's up?

[02:40:49] Bro, if you want any results, you gotta up the intensity.

[02:40:52] What do you mean? I'm just doing my cardio. How about you mind your business?

[02:40:56] Bro, you ain't doing dick. Are you even taking the shit serious?

[02:40:59] Yes, I'm serious about my cardio, dude. I'm just warming up.

[02:41:02] Nah, bro, you need a trainer. I can teach you how to get as yoked as me.

[02:41:06] I don't need your help. I told you this is just warm up

[02:41:10] Prove it then

[02:41:12] Okay, fine. I'm the treadmill speedburn. You'll see I can handle it. All right. I upped it

[02:41:17] Yeah, see I can handle it. This is nothing. All right a little more. How's that?

[02:41:21] Yeah, this is fine. See that was only five miles per hour, bro. How about this? Oh shit? He's going now

[02:41:27] Yeah, I can handle this up to the again feeling the burn now

[02:41:32] Okay

[02:41:36] Oh, that's nothing here. I'm gonna crank it up for real. Oh

[02:41:46] Wait, is he dead?

[02:41:52] He's dead yo, Brantley Martin. I got a boner to pick with you, bro

[02:41:57] What the fuck is everyone stealing my name? What do you want about pro?

[02:42:02] Hey, are you on my hat?

[02:42:06] I want I want it's a free country and shit

[02:42:16] Steal his hat and escape

[02:42:20] I got caught instantly

[02:42:31] I got the hat

[02:42:33] Yeah

[02:42:36] Oh, this is the main quest, I think.

[02:42:41] I'm supposed to...ooh, I'm just gonna eat all the pizza.

[02:42:46] Invincible, thanks for 16 months.

[02:42:49] Welcome to Pick Me Pizza, where you pick all the toppings.

[02:42:52] Sit down anywhere you like and I'll be right with you.

[02:42:55] Pick any toppings?

[02:42:57] Shit, Shawty, I picked you to be on top. Let's get out of here.

[02:43:01] Oh, Jesus, you're a streamer.

[02:43:03] So many of you lately and all so boring

[02:43:08] Sorry, I'm just trying to form a clip, you know

[02:43:14] You're not sorry you're all the same and you'll never change and one day you'll all get what's coming to you

[02:43:25] Hello

[02:43:29] Hello, you're scaring me

[02:43:31] me stay away from me oh my god how many likes for a stream together hell no bro I

[02:43:39] know your ass go ask nion again come on dude a segment at least how many likes a

[02:43:45] hundred million likes in ten million comments all right 100 million likes

[02:43:51] and 10 million comments and we can do a stream together I bet bro I'll be back

[02:43:57] there's no fucking shot you know he's gonna get bad as any excuse me I would

[02:44:02] like to talk to K show if you would you know you know brah you want to play a

[02:44:07] game of would you rather who another would you rather sure why not okay go

[02:44:13] ahead ask me one would you rather be able to speak only in twinge emotes or

[02:44:18] in dead memes but okay do bt TV and 7 TV emotes count because if they do you

[02:44:26] have quite a range but if it's only actual twitch emotes it might be easier to

[02:44:33] talk in dead memes. I say emotes.

[02:44:36] Twinge emotes, brah. I could start now. Easy. I'm Glinge. Seems dope.

[02:44:41] Would you rather have to call every woman you meet, mama or every guy you meet, daddy?

[02:44:47] I hate that so much, um...

[02:44:55] I would rather call every woman mommy, I think.

[02:44:59] Dude, there's no way I'm doing something to her.

[02:45:03] You have to call the mommy.

[02:45:04] I'm already doing that, Unk.

[02:45:06] Oh.

[02:45:07] Would you rather have to e-date forever or be alone forever?

[02:45:13] Um...

[02:45:14] I feel like it's better to e-date than be alone, because at least you can spend time with someone,

[02:45:25] but that would be so sad, I guess.

[02:45:29] E-date, brah.

[02:45:30] By the way, my DMs are open to any fine shits trying to get a Marvel Rebel carry.

[02:45:35] Would you rather fumble a tan or bag one that cheats on you?

[02:45:40] I'd rather fumble a baddie because maybe you can improve yourself from it, maybe.

[02:45:52] And at least you were with a baddie, you know, as opposed to being stuck with a cheater.

[02:45:57] I'll fumble the baddie.

[02:45:58] I'm used to it.

[02:45:59] Why don't these hoes want me, man?

[02:46:01] Probably because you called them hoes.

[02:46:03] Okay.

[02:46:04] I got a few more.

[02:46:06] Would you rather have the father figure that was desperately missing in your childhood

[02:46:11] or a yacht?

[02:46:12] I would rather have a yacht.

[02:46:15] A yacht, brah.

[02:46:16] I turned out fine without a dad.

[02:46:17] I don't know.

[02:46:18] Fuck, it's with that question though.

[02:46:20] Would you rather take an old back and be the son your mom needed or have a Lambo?

[02:46:25] I would rather go back in time and be a good son.

[02:46:30] I won't see what he says.

[02:46:33] Be the son my mom needed.

[02:46:34] I kind of ditched her for LA.

[02:46:36] Ooh.

[02:46:38] You could go back.

[02:46:39] What are they making the back?

[02:46:41] Is that bread?

[02:46:42] Thanks for wanting it.

[02:46:43] I love bread.

[02:46:44] They are making bread.

[02:46:45] They're making garlic knots right now.

[02:46:47] And they look incredible.

[02:46:49] Last one, would you rather find out that you're just a character in a video game

[02:46:53] or live in blissful ignorance?

[02:46:55] Okay, personally, I think if it's like you can become aware but you can't do anything about it,

[02:47:03] I think it's better to just not know.

[02:47:06] I would rather just not know and be happy.

[02:47:10] I want to stay unaware of it, brah.

[02:47:11] Oh, the line is so much bigger.

[02:47:13] I'm a content god in it.

[02:47:15] OK.

[02:47:16] I'm going to keep eating now.

[02:47:18] OK.

[02:47:19] Bye, case summer.

[02:47:22] Jack, you guys have been sleeping on this content.

[02:47:26] I think I have to go change out my mods or I'm

[02:47:29] going to get banned soon.

[02:47:33] Oh god.

[02:47:39] Keep eating those pizza though.

[02:47:47] Hello.

[02:47:50] So I'm recording a video. You speak any languages?

[02:47:53] Um, yeah. English?

[02:47:56] Nah, dumbass. I'm not like Japanese or something.

[02:47:59] You speak anything they teach in school?

[02:48:02] I do speak Japanese, actually. Why?

[02:48:07] Speak Japanese, speak Chinese.

[02:48:09] Ni hao being cheering.

[02:48:11] Jack clip that. White boy impresses, shocks entire restaurant with flawless Chinese.

[02:48:16] Wow.

[02:48:18] I don't speak Chinese. Do you think that's a part of those videos?

[02:48:22] Bro, what are you, a content cop? Wait, that's copyrighted.

[02:48:25] Can you leave me alone now? I'm eating you.

[02:48:29] Sorry sir.

[02:48:31] Chat, is this bad content?

[02:48:33] Alright, I'm about to get banned. I gotta find a computer.

[02:48:37] I think that there's one back here that I could use.

[02:48:42] Okay, we need damage control.

[02:48:46] Oh, Maid Holson Territz. Hello, I'm Territz of Maid Holson.

[02:48:49] Congratulations, we're getting 10k concurrent viewers.

[02:48:52] Moderate each other's state is more of a perception. I can help you with that.

[02:48:54] DM for details.

[02:48:57] PR train, lose notoriety slowly over time.

[02:49:02] I can probably swap out the high arbiter and use this for now.

[02:49:12] Yeah, because we need the notoriety to go down.

[02:49:17] Or we will be fricked.

[02:49:21] Okay.

[02:49:24] Terrorize the sushi restaurant play loud music in the center of the restaurant

[02:49:30] First get chat to do it through media share. Oops

[02:49:35] I don't know how to start it

[02:49:42] Fuck

[02:49:44] What?

[02:49:53] How am I so fucking bad at the fucking dead-by-day-like things?

[02:50:02] The pattern washes country on God we about to drop another ferrule harbor or new bones of Zillelelelelelelel,

[02:50:08] dialysis dialysis dialysis dialysis dialysis

[02:50:12] Hey take my order I want some food

[02:50:15] Ah welcome sir we have a very special sashimi and nigiri platter today

[02:50:21] Bro what the fuck did you just call me?

[02:50:23] No wonder Donnie trashed this place

[02:50:25] I do not understand would you like to order something?

[02:50:28] Ooh, I like, uh, I usually get nigiri on.

[02:50:31] I'm white so I can't say it, but uh, give me that second one you said.

[02:50:36] Yes, sir. One nigiri special.

[02:50:38] Here you go, sir. Please enjoy.

[02:50:42] Are you taking the fucking piss, mate?

[02:50:44] You're trying to poison me. It's fucking raw.

[02:50:48] Yes, sir. That is how it is sucked. It is raw fish.

[02:50:52] You're a chef. Fucking cook, you don't care.

[02:50:54] You think cutting up raw fish and slapping it on a plate is food?

[02:50:57] Fuckin' I'ma try and make...

[02:50:59] Sir, please be quiet.

[02:51:01] You are being a very big disturbance.

[02:51:04] Yeah, no, this tastes like shit.

[02:51:06] Also, this green shit is fucking cheeks.

[02:51:08] Are you trying to poison me?

[02:51:10] Just give me some chicken tendies, bro.

[02:51:12] That is wasabi, sir.

[02:51:14] Okay, so you want chicken karage.

[02:51:16] Ooh, chicken karage is so good.

[02:51:18] Here you go, sir. Please enjoy.

[02:51:21] Ask for ketchup, ask for ranch.

[02:51:25] Wow.

[02:51:26] Bro, what the fuck is this cum-colored piss sauce?

[02:51:30] Give me some ketchup. This is cheeks.

[02:51:32] Sir, that is our spicy Japanese mayo sauce.

[02:51:36] Very good. Very authentic.

[02:51:38] You must have it with this sauce.

[02:51:40] Now, fuck that shit. You're in America.

[02:51:43] You're gonna serve it with American shit, weird-ass cometer.

[02:51:46] Whoa.

[02:51:48] You are being very loud, Nistalus.

[02:51:50] This game is so silly.

[02:51:52] Whatever. I don't give a fuck, bro.

[02:51:54] Shit tastes like donkey dick anyway.

[02:51:56] I could get better food at Wendy's for like a third of the price.

[02:52:02] Man, he's just causing problems.

[02:52:05] 15 notoriety until suspension.

[02:52:07] Okay, what other problems can I cause here?

[02:52:15] Can I go in the back?

[02:52:19] Sir, I will not serve you.

[02:52:21] You have been very disrespectful.

[02:52:24] Please leave.

[02:52:25] Oh god.

[02:52:27] Oh.

[02:52:29] Yeah, I got you, bro.

[02:52:31] My aura's overwhelming right now.

[02:52:33] You can probably feel it.

[02:52:35] No. I always see you under People's Post.

[02:52:37] Advertising your stream.

[02:52:39] You're fucking annoying.

[02:52:41] Oh, that's my friend Gerard.

[02:52:43] He replied guys from Iwan's streaming.

[02:52:45] Apologize or imbog him.

[02:52:47] Anyway, you know me, so it's working.

[02:52:49] You mad bitch.

[02:52:51] I don't fucking care.

[02:52:53] don't care you will ask once I start

[02:52:56] putting your chat to sleep with wiki

[02:52:58] pedia I don't see him do it sure bro go

[02:53:03] for it born on 28th of June 1491 at the

[02:53:06] palace of placentia in Greenwich Kent

[02:53:08] a tutor was the third child and second

[02:53:10] son of King Henry the seventh and

[02:53:12] Elizabeth of York

[02:53:13] yo stop it dude I'm losing viewers of

[02:53:16] the young Henry's six siblings only

[02:53:18] three is brother Archer Prince of

[02:53:20] Wells and sister Margaret and Mary

[02:53:21] survived infancy please dude get away from me it was baptized by Richard Fox

[02:53:27] at the church of the observant Franciscans close to the palace okay I've

[02:53:34] done enough damage I hate you so much have a horrible day by stream snipers

[02:53:40] Honestly, that was the best sniper so far.

[02:53:46] Yes?

[02:53:47] Ni-hao, fat ass. How's my Japanese, bro?

[02:53:51] That was Chinese, not Japanese. I'm Japanese.

[02:53:56] Alright, lunch breaks over, bro.

[02:53:58] This guy's tapped. He's been on this chud's greasy ass mouth.

[02:54:01] Bro's got a soup all over his face.

[02:54:03] I really am not in the mood, dude. Get that drone out of my face.

[02:54:07] So do all you Japanese guys watch stripping anime and shit?

[02:54:11] I ain't about that. I'm trying to see that adult shit.

[02:54:14] What a hentai section at. Kaki want boing-boing.

[02:54:17] Bro, you're being mad disrespectful right now.

[02:54:21] You fuck off.

[02:54:23] Careful little bro. I'm about to have an interview with the president.

[02:54:26] You better hope I don't tell him to deport your ass.

[02:54:28] Bro, I was literally born here.

[02:54:31] Alright, I have to do one more problematic thing in the restaurant to complete the quest.

[02:54:38] I guess I-

[02:54:39] Hey, fine shit.

[02:54:40] You Japanese?

[02:54:41] Oh, um, I didn't mean to make her have to look up at me like that.

[02:54:47] Yeah.

[02:54:48] I'm sorry about your neck, ma'am.

[02:54:50] I'm sorry.

[02:54:52] Oh, god.

[02:54:53] Yo, so where's your schoolgirl outfit?

[02:54:55] You don't really look as kawaii as I thought Japanese girls were.

[02:54:58] were

[02:55:01] Dude what are you talking about?

[02:55:05] Anyway, why the fuck you sitting down? Aren't you supposed to be having serving me in a made-out?

[02:55:10] Bro what the hell is wrong with you?

[02:55:13] You talk back too much ain't good wife material. You should try to be cuter

[02:55:19] Well, I did it I terrorized the rest

[02:55:21] I don't even know what the fuck that means!

[02:55:23] I don't give a fuck, bro!

[02:55:25] Six-seven!

[02:55:27] Oh, brother.

[02:55:29] I got a lot of viewers from my class, though.

[02:55:32] I'm getting close to the goal.

[02:55:37] Hello?

[02:55:39] Hello, I welcome to MaxElectronics.

[02:55:41] Help you find something?

[02:55:43] Yo, bro, I need a headset with the shittiest head.

[02:55:45] I need a headset with the shittiest head.

[02:55:47] I need a headset with the shittiest head.

[02:55:49] Yo, bro, I need a headset with the shittiest mic on the market.

[02:55:53] I need my voice to sound like it's in a toilet type shit.

[02:55:56] There's a few options we can look into.

[02:55:58] Any other preferences for the headset?

[02:56:01] Bad audio quality and breaks easily.

[02:56:04] Yeah, let me get something with the worst possible audio quality, too.

[02:56:08] I want to be here in static all day.

[02:56:10] Ah, you're looking for something from Logic Tech, though.

[02:56:12] We got plenty of those in stock.

[02:56:14] There you go, the Logic Tech G935.

[02:56:19] It's a hundred dollars, okay.

[02:56:20] Oh, it's overpriced too?

[02:56:22] Perfect. Just what I wanted. Thanks.

[02:56:24] Thank you, sir. Enjoy.

[02:56:25] I've left it right there at the end of the checkout stand.

[02:56:31] Hell yeah!

[02:56:34] I got the headset.

[02:56:35] Yo, bro. Who are you?

[02:56:37] Somehow I know you need help or give some sort of quest.

[02:56:39] Tell me how.

[02:56:41] Let's wake again.

[02:56:42] Huh?

[02:56:43] Are you streaming me?

[02:56:46] Chat, am I muted?

[02:56:47] Answer the questions.

[02:56:49] Uh, I'm Gavin, and yeah, I could use some help actually.

[02:56:54] There's a girl in the store who hates me, her name's Britney, and I just don't know how to approach her.

[02:57:01] Oh god. Yeah, we're no talk who thinks the five months. Hi Jay!

[02:57:05] Bruh, it's fucking easy. Just say, what's up fine shit, you trying to live my day?

[02:57:11] Bags me hoes every time.

[02:57:13] It's more complicated than that.

[02:57:15] Britney's um my ex. We had a nasty breakup and she walked me on everything.

[02:57:23] Oh no. I'm too anxious to walk in and talk to her again. I don't want to make a scene.

[02:57:30] But I can't let her go. I can't with men you bro. Anything I should know about this Britney has?

[02:57:36] She's a streamer in her lifetime. Maybe you can relate with her. She's a streamer?

[02:57:42] an e-girl huh stay here i'ma figure out how to win back fine shit for you all

[02:57:48] right new quest unlocked i need to check can you post my street mod that will

[02:57:55] help my sanity

[02:57:59] okay um it's helpfulness and strictness right bro forget modding i could hook

[02:58:07] you up with jester maxing tips so you don't get frame log is officially the

[02:58:11] new meta for peak fun.

[02:58:13] Uh, sup bitch, you banned me in chat so the only way I can ask for unbanned is submitting

[02:58:17] a mod app. Unbanned me or I'm going to dox your ass. Viewer gain for vandalization increased

[02:58:23] so that can actually be useful outside.

[02:58:25] Whoa, anonymous! Thank you for the 12 gifted! Thank you!

[02:58:28] Check, get a daughter or thought son.

[02:58:30] Thank you, thank you.

[02:58:32] Uh, saw you defend stable Geraldo when he was beefing with Ninja. You were real

[02:58:37] one, brah. I mod for him. Let me know if you need a new mod.

[02:58:40] Early access to the view such OTV houses if

[02:58:45] Tracy's blubber eats driver is also modded

[02:58:51] I

[02:59:04] Both of them I think

[02:59:10] Oh wait, I think I need strictness for sanity.

[02:59:15] OK, I'm going to remove Gerard and Mod.

[02:59:21] Where's the crazy Mod?

[02:59:23] The high arbiter Rex are.

[02:59:28] All right.

[02:59:30] My sanity should slowly go up now.

[02:59:32] Hi, bye guys, I'm turning stream off.

[02:59:40] Hey, welcome in.

[02:59:42] Looking for a specific title today?

[02:59:44] Oh, like Katerina voice Britney.

[02:59:48] Uh, this is a pretty fire song playing in here.

[02:59:52] Who's it by?

[02:59:53] Oh my god, I'm so glad you asked.

[02:59:56] This is Cliro, she's my favorite.

[02:59:59] The viewers?

[03:00:00] i think it's because i'm hallucinating

[03:00:05] oh shit i've heard of her people been trying to put me on to that shit but i

[03:00:08] never gave it a shot

[03:00:10] yes you should also check out be the duties and be the rogers if you like

[03:00:14] this type of music

[03:00:16] yeah it's fire

[03:00:18] you somewhat you get good taste

[03:00:19] has your taste in men

[03:00:21] kind of a personal question don't you think pretend to be gay or lie about

[03:00:25] why you're asking

[03:00:27] uh... uh...

[03:00:29] Oh no, I'm just looking more for advice really. I'm gay.

[03:00:33] Oh, oh my gosh. I'm so sorry. I didn't know.

[03:00:38] Well, my taste in guys is pretty bad apparently. Just broke up with my boyfriend last month.

[03:00:45] I'm just so over it though. I'm trying to get back on the market.

[03:00:49] I mean you seem like a weirdo. She probably deserves better, right?

[03:00:52] She just date one of your viewers. That's what they all hope for anyway when they're watching you.

[03:00:57] huh how did you know I was a streamer oh no he leaked because he knows that from

[03:01:03] her ex oh I kind of just assume everyone in LA is a streamer or an influencer

[03:01:11] that's crazy that you actually are though oh good save good save interesting

[03:01:16] well I have had my fair share of creepy parasocial viewers wanting to date me

[03:01:22] me. Not my type, unfortunately. Wait, what if Gavin wasn't even her boyfriend? What if

[03:01:33] Gavin wasn't even her boyfriend? Ask what his role of Gavin is, ask what her type is.

[03:01:38] I shouldn't get caught too soon. Alright, well, what kind of dude are you trying to

[03:01:42] beg? Honestly, just someone who can stimulate my mind. I love to learn, I love to read,

[03:01:49] My ex was just not a reader, let alone a thinker.

[03:01:53] Was it Gavin, though?

[03:01:55] Hmm, how would you describe your perfect man, then?

[03:01:58] I guess I'd say someone artsy or cultured, interested in activism, emotionally intelligent, someone the opposite of a basic bitch.

[03:02:10] I think I know what you like. Well, good luck with the hunt, Shaddy.

[03:02:15] Investigate what makes bookstore Brittany click.

[03:02:18] Hey, let me know if you need help finding-

[03:02:20] Okay, I- I kinda feel like Gavin's not even her ex.

[03:02:24] I think he's just a- a weird viewer.

[03:02:27] How's it going?

[03:02:28] You got anything to help me when Brittany back yet?

[03:02:31] I don't know.

[03:02:33] Yeah, bro. She said she wants someone cultured, and looky kinda zesty.

[03:02:37] That is not what she said, but-

[03:02:38] You already built like a twink, so we're halfway there.

[03:02:41] All we need is to give you a little performative male makeover.

[03:02:44] Oh, wow!

[03:02:46] How do we do that?

[03:02:48] Them is literature or indie pop music?

[03:02:52] Bro, she was playing some cliro in there.

[03:02:54] Just buy one of them finals of that shit and carry it around.

[03:02:57] You mean final records?

[03:02:59] Ugh.

[03:03:01] I don't know.

[03:03:02] This is all too much.

[03:03:04] What if she's not into it?

[03:03:06] Bro, you sound like a fucking pussy.

[03:03:08] Which is exactly what she wants.

[03:03:10] We're making good progress.

[03:03:12] Stay here.

[03:03:12] I'mma put together a whole performative kit for you.

[03:03:15] A fucking girly ass bag, a zesty little drink,

[03:03:18] the whole package.

[03:03:20] I love how my life hates me.

[03:03:24] Okay, let's get him a...

[03:03:28] get a book, a music record, a bag, and a zesty drink.

[03:03:32] Okay, let's get him a good book.

[03:03:36] In Puddle Tat, it rain candy drops every Friday. If Sam is always splashing puddles of chocolate and caramel,

[03:03:43] One of the sun's the best days are sticky and sweet.

[03:03:46] I don't know about that book.

[03:03:52] Don't want to pay a listen to it.

[03:03:53] OK, this is like a financial book.

[03:03:57] The world-class women-to-be book, Glass and Steel,

[03:04:00] Transparent for Examination, Unyielding for Survival,

[03:04:04] then an act of surprise when we shatter instead of bend.

[03:04:06] Oh, this is the one.

[03:04:08] This is the one.

[03:04:11] this is the one perfect perfect chat you got a sub if you want to keep it

[03:04:20] okay let's get a music record

[03:04:41] Out of context.

[03:04:52] Chat, should I say to the Vaude?

[03:05:03] Wow, amazing.

[03:05:22] Easy for ants.

[03:05:23] I'm about to mug on these other boring ass streamers, bro.

[03:05:33] Amazing.

[03:05:43] PVC outro.

[03:05:49] Oops.

[03:05:55] No chatter, why aren't you guys subbing?

[03:06:05] Cool.

[03:06:06] Bunch of their songs.

[03:06:07] From what?

[03:06:08] Oh!

[03:06:09] Oh!

[03:06:10] Oh!

[03:06:11] Oh!

[03:06:12] Oh!

[03:06:13] Oh!

[03:06:14] Oh!

[03:06:15] Oh!

[03:06:16] cool bunch of their songs from war oh passageways dr. retrospect

[03:06:37] am I a dead streamer guys

[03:06:46] beautiful oh listen to india essentials the pastel collection or ayayas scream

[03:07:16] This will, this will make her a lot of them again for sure.

[03:07:27] Just a schemer.

[03:07:28] Oh my God, wait, hello! Hi! I like the characters you've done. This game has been very entertaining.

[03:07:57] I've been having a great time.

[03:07:59] Yeah, me too.

[03:08:00] Where's my click sponsorship?

[03:08:03] Kirk, that kick had some power, bro.

[03:08:06] All right, I got my music.

[03:08:11] Now I'm going to get in my bag.

[03:08:14] Oh, the FaZe Clan hoodie.

[03:08:18] Amazing.

[03:08:19] Oh, we got the Minecraft hoodie.

[03:08:23] I'm going to say it.

[03:08:24] I'm going to find some content.

[03:08:25] What do you guys think?

[03:08:25] The America hoodie, Minecraft hoodie, maybe I should change it up and wear the Minecraft

[03:08:34] the phase one.

[03:08:38] For cars completion of the, the what quest?

[03:08:44] Alright, I got, wait, I think I got the wrong bag!

[03:08:52] When I wasn't paying attention, I should have got in the tote bag.

[03:08:57] Oh no.

[03:08:58] Chad, anyone want mod?

[03:09:00] Okay.

[03:09:01] Oh!

[03:09:02] Okay dude, come on.

[03:09:07] Get the fuck out of here.

[03:09:09] Mods, do something!

[03:09:11] I muted the stream.

[03:09:16] Okay, I muted it.

[03:09:18] See, this wasn't my fault.

[03:09:20] Staff, you can't ban me.

[03:09:21] No!

[03:09:22] Dude!

[03:09:23] Dude!

[03:09:24] Okay, well I don't need rekture right now.

[03:09:36] Oh, feel sunny, man.

[03:09:39] Uh, flicker.

[03:09:41] Remember me?

[03:09:42] It's flicker.

[03:09:43] I saw you were sure, and that's dope.

[03:09:44] Can you help me with some gambling that I can mod in return?

[03:09:47] All viewer games are either double or nothing.

[03:09:50] Oh my god, a gambling mod?

[03:09:55] Ooh.

[03:10:01] Let's try it. I need to catch back up.

[03:10:04] The band hurt my view count.

[03:10:13] I need to go back to the mall.

[03:10:20] I gotta make sure to pick the right drink.

[03:10:28] I definitely fucked up with the backpack.

[03:10:37] Definitely a bad choice.

[03:10:39] Yo, sneaky beef, thank you for the five!

[03:10:43] Chipped itself!

[03:10:44] Thank you!

[03:10:45] Oh god, please leave me alone unless you're gonna order something.

[03:10:49] I actually do got an order. Let me get, uh...

[03:10:54] A vanilla swirl mochaccino, a jade veil infusion green tea, a caramel crescendo macchiata, a Milano espresso remodo.

[03:11:03] Um, you know what, not all of those things for the gift, sub.

[03:11:07] Uh...let's get the green tea...

[03:11:11] The jade fusion matcha thing. Yeah, that sounds right.

[03:11:14] Yeah, the matcha.

[03:11:16] Okay, here you go. It's on the house. Just please leave.

[03:11:20] Yay, thank you!

[03:11:23] Alright.

[03:11:25] Time for these two lovebirds to get back together.

[03:11:32] Watcha taste like grass? How dare you, bro?

[03:11:46] it on God okay okay show me first we got a book about feminism and pastry

[03:11:54] arky type shit you got to be pretending to read this when she sees your ass

[03:11:58] next I got a music thing for you this shit gonna make her want you bad next

[03:12:03] zesty little drink for a sensitive twink like you last we got some bag for you

[03:12:08] to bag this chick again I look ridiculous man no you look great bro you

[03:12:15] look like her dream man she gonna be all up on that bed whatever well go in there

[03:12:21] and tell her about me most danger all nonchalance is she gets back me in the

[03:12:27] wild hi Brittany hey let me know if you need help finding a book or if you know

[03:12:35] any cute art boys I actually did find one that I think would be perfect for

[03:12:41] you bra bro staying in right outside here with a zesty little bag and sick

[03:12:45] some drink from Dubai Macha. I don't have my glasses on me right now so I won't be able to see him clearly

[03:12:51] but I'll take a look. Oh wow he does have a little green drinky drink. Oh she likes the drink!

[03:12:58] But if it's from Dubai Macha, he's got good taste. That bag is just not good. Oh she didn't like the bag!

[03:13:07] I knew it! Wait, I recognize that album cover sticking out of his bag. That's Luffy!

[03:13:15] My god, okay that boy has good taste. He's also reading a book. Oh, okay, but she likes everything else

[03:13:23] I think it's fine yellow color in a hearty. That's my ornament by Lauren Kovic

[03:13:29] He's into family it

[03:13:31] I'm pretty impressed, but he's also got to be. Oh, no. Can you grab my glasses?

[03:13:36] I think I left them in the back room. Oh, no, fuck. Yeah, I can you're about to begin for a huge surprise

[03:13:42] He's real cute

[03:13:45] I don't know.

[03:13:53] AHH!

[03:13:54] No!

[03:13:57] What the fuck did they have back there?

[03:14:01] Hey, do me a favor and grab me my glasses from the back room.

[03:14:05] Got him right here. Check him out.

[03:14:07] You're gonna be real surprised.

[03:14:09] Thank you very much.

[03:14:10] Okay, let's see if he's a cute.

[03:14:12] He's gonna be so happy.

[03:14:14] Wait.

[03:14:15] Oh my god, is that?

[03:14:18] That's right, brah. It's your axe. Gavin dripped the fuck out of me.

[03:14:22] Why would you say that, Cayden?

[03:14:24] I... no. No, not again.

[03:14:27] Uh-oh.

[03:14:28] He also let me borrow his yacht the other day. You should give him another chance.

[03:14:32] That is not my axe.

[03:14:34] I told you, brah! I told you that's not even her ex-boyfriend!

[03:14:38] I'm screening order against him.

[03:14:40] You said what now?

[03:14:42] banned and blocked him after he started being weird

[03:14:45] so he fucking found me and started stalking me

[03:14:49] he's fucking broken into my house once

[03:14:52] Gavin get the- I got zero because of the fucking thing I took no

[03:14:59] okay but i'm sure to hit a double zero i gotta i gotta keep it now

[03:15:04] i gotta keep it

[03:15:06] The next one I'm gonna get double for sure plus zero!

[03:15:11] Oh no, next next one for sure I'm hitting it.

[03:15:20] Mr. Brentley, purchase the lowest quality headset mic possible.

[03:15:25] The electronics store in the mall will have what you're looking for then come back and

[03:15:28] I'll administer your exam.

[03:15:30] Yo bro, I got the headset.

[03:15:32] What do I do now?

[03:15:33] Please go to the testing station in the corner, plug in the mic and scream as loud as you can.

[03:15:39] The machine will grade your effort.

[03:15:41] Can do.

[03:15:42] Oh, charge up your scream.

[03:15:47] Ah!

[03:15:48] Was that good chat?

[03:15:51] I fucked up.

[03:15:57] Just got your test results sent through Mr. Brentley.

[03:16:01] Scream was quite substandard. Maybe you'll do better in the next unit

[03:16:08] Welcome back class. I received your test scores in most of you did well

[03:16:14] I shall not name names, but quite disappointing indeed

[03:16:19] Man fuck that rigged ass

[03:16:22] Shit stupid ass teacher only gets ace the teachers that ass off the mod

[03:16:26] Mr. Britley, may I direct your attention to the aura you're losing right now.

[03:16:32] Silence, or I will not hesitate to fail you.

[03:16:36] Let us begin Unit 2, intro to networking.

[03:16:39] You may believe your success is dependent on only yourself,

[03:16:42] but believe me, none of you will succeed without these strategies.

[03:16:47] I can't wait to hear about this.

[03:16:49] Uh, fam, I think I signed up for the wrong class.

[03:16:51] I'm trying to learn about streaming, not how to set up my internet and shit.

[03:16:55] I already got Fiber.

[03:16:57] This isn't an amogus lobby, Mr. Brentley.

[03:17:01] Not every moment has to be about you and what whittless joke you can make.

[03:17:06] Anyway, let's get some vocab out of the way.

[03:17:09] Can anyone define leaching?

[03:17:13] It's just simply collabing with people.

[03:17:16] Yeah, it means getting viewers from collabing with bigger streamers.

[03:17:20] Wrong!

[03:17:21] Leaching has no definition.

[03:17:24] to you leeching will no longer hold a place in your vocabulary you'll forget you even heard it

[03:17:28] because you are networking not leeching so who'd you leech off of to get big bruh kai synapse

[03:17:35] hey leech off nobody shut your ass up anyway that's you again the term is networking not leeching

[03:17:42] are you paying attention mr britley anyway the basics first tier of networking is the

[03:17:50] at scratch. This is when you add bigger streamers and rage baits or reply guy in the hopes of

[03:17:57] getting a like reply or repost. You don't get it. So I should add Digimane saying that she should

[03:18:04] stream a mogus or something? No, since she's bigger, you must rage bait. You need to add her

[03:18:12] and tell her that she shouldn't be acting like an oo-woo girl as a grown ass 30 year old woman

[03:18:18] That will get her attention.

[03:18:20] Yes, it works every single time it happens.

[03:18:23] However, if you really want to make it, you must be more ambitious than that.

[03:18:29] The second tier of networking is stream sniping. Can anyone define this?

[03:18:36] Going on some stream.

[03:18:37] Yeah, it's finding someone in-game or IRL and making it about you.

[03:18:41] Perfect. With emphasis on making it about you.

[03:18:45] Once you're on stream you must make both the streamer and chat want you any examples of successful leech

[03:18:55] Networkers bro

[03:18:57] Do you ever hear the tragedy of Greek Lord ex the wise? It's not a story. They would tell you

[03:19:03] He was a networker so powerful and so wise that he rivaled even his own best

[03:19:10] Unfortunately with his weight loss he couldn't stay funny enough to keep his

[03:19:16] viewers what's the lesson here that you got to stay fat to stay funny shit man

[03:19:22] Gerard was trying to roast me for getting a little slim thick bro didn't

[03:19:25] know shit class can someone else start answering questions now the third tier of

[03:19:32] networking it is rather come her intuitive let's say you're the big

[03:19:37] Streamer and someone tries to steal your spotlight. What do you do?

[03:19:45] You know

[03:19:47] Well, I can't let him get bigger than me breath. I cut their hours. That'll show them wrong

[03:19:53] When streamers make it big they continue networking with even bigger ones

[03:19:58] But they also do a strategic bilateral networking maneuver

[03:20:03] strategic bilateral networking maneuver. What do you think that means?

[03:20:09] Swinging both ways.

[03:20:13] Oh shit bruh. They play both sides. You use bigger streamers, but also let smaller streamers use you.

[03:20:21] Let's take Ditskit for example. They use people to climb the ladder.

[03:20:25] So if an e-girl trying to use me to climb the ladder, crack and fond shit, and even the best thing I'll get. It's the viewers.

[03:20:32] Let's test your understanding with our next exam write down your best attempt on the blackboard and send it on zero

[03:20:39] Afterwards pair up with a classmate and use your skills in a role-playing networking scenario. There's only one classmate

[03:20:47] Okay, let me

[03:20:49] Change my mods out. I

[03:20:52] Should not have added

[03:20:54] Flicker um

[03:20:58] I will add

[03:21:00] feel sunny man my notoriety is very low that is good

[03:21:11] network by adding a bigger streamer fuck I have low sanity so it makes it

[03:21:22] harder you failed to enter interest no one's to see this content wait I failed

[03:21:27] the test again it's exam time write down your best at attempts on the blackboard

[03:21:33] and send it on zitter wait I can't redo it oh my fuck okay I need to be more

[03:21:37] careful in these this class is so interesting man yeah whatever anyway you

[03:21:45] trying to partner up for the test we got to do some stupid RP shit yeah sure I'm

[03:21:50] down I don't really have any friends here so I'm glad you asked don't get

[03:21:55] weird about it little bro you're just the only other student anyway how do we do

[03:21:59] this so let's pretend I'm a big streamer in a Valorant's lobby or something

[03:22:03] you get to that with me let's start there I got a new mixtape dropping soon

[03:22:09] stream Kaden no money on solidify bro who even argue I'm all the fucking

[03:22:15] Kaden Brantley dude soon to be top streamer in the world cool dude nice to

[03:22:20] you anyway there's a start clutch the game you see me not all over those guys's

[03:22:26] faces they were getting fucked like destiny's wife

[03:22:31] who didn't even change the thing anyway I'm hoping off now GGs wait before you go

[03:22:38] can you host me bro I'm so lonely I need a chat to talk to uh yeah sure I

[03:22:43] guess I could host you just once all right and scene hmm carrying the game was

[03:22:49] good to secure a host but you're pretty insufferable at the beginning. I gotta give you a see on that,

[03:22:54] still passing though. I gotta see. Welcome back class. We shall now continue with the final unit

[03:23:00] of the standard course, theater and drama. In streaming and in literature, we have what are

[03:23:09] known as archetypes. Mr. Brintley, our most participatory student, can you tell me what

[03:23:16] What an archetype is.

[03:23:18] Uh, archetype.

[03:23:20] That's the people who draw buildings and shit, right?

[03:23:23] Mmm, yes.

[03:23:24] Archetypes are blueprints for streamers.

[03:23:27] You for instance, are the archetypical trickster.

[03:23:30] You mock and deceive to further your own goals at any cost.

[03:23:35] True!

[03:23:36] Damn straight, huh?

[03:23:37] I'm the best prankster of all time.

[03:23:39] Knowing your archetype and the archetype of your fellow streamers helps you know

[03:23:43] Who best to network with and who will help you craft the most compelling stories?

[03:23:48] Who's a good match for my archetype or whatever, bruh?

[03:23:51] For you!

[03:23:52] I'd recommend starting drama with the saint in a battle of good and evil.

[03:23:56] They represent wholesomeness.

[03:23:58] At least that's the image they craft.

[03:24:00] It's all performance.

[03:24:01] Allow me to pivot, though.

[03:24:03] Mr. Brentley, what is your favorite drama in twinge history?

[03:24:08] T3H3 in Halalbro.

[03:24:11] Two frauds debate on who's less of a fraud fire drama

[03:24:15] It was fire drama indeed. However, it was all

[03:24:21] Manufactured it was all fake those two consulted with our Academy writers to write a full screenplay of what you saw a

[03:24:31] Screenplay okay, who else have you wrote scripts for?

[03:24:37] Virtually every big drama you've ever watched

[03:24:41] Theater is an art, and streamers are not creative people.

[03:24:44] That's why they need people like us to teach.

[03:24:48] Go figure.

[03:24:49] Act one, the exposition.

[03:24:52] Here you establish a believable petty disagreement

[03:24:55] from which the drama will unfold.

[03:24:57] Mr. Brentley, give an example, please.

[03:24:59] Spill the content discreet over CPUs.

[03:25:01] No one would care about that.

[03:25:03] Telling someone their content is boring would do it.

[03:25:06] Good.

[03:25:07] But it could be even more subtle and appear more

[03:25:10] unintentional.

[03:25:11] Look at PVC. All he did was put Halal Abbey at a B on a streamer tier list and it all spiraled.

[03:25:19] Next, Act 2. Rising action and public escalation. This is when you milk the content. React to each

[03:25:27] other's clips. Make videos about it. Do it all in the public eye. Got any examples, bruh?

[03:25:35] take the PVC and adopt breakup. This act was riddled with public announcements of breakups,

[03:25:41] pictures of them still being together, public court documents, quote unquote leaked texts.

[03:25:47] It's all about writing a slow yet explosive series of events that viewers can cling onto

[03:25:54] and analyze. This all culminates in the next act. Act 3. Climax and catharsis. You may keep

[03:26:01] the audience on the edge for a miss but eventually they deserve an emotional release pause

[03:26:08] bro edgy and giving my viewers a climax and release

[03:26:14] it's the grand culmination of the trauma calling your stage partner live on stream

[03:26:20] dropping a nuke about them or staging a fight these all deliver the long desired climax pause

[03:26:28] It's time for our final exam in the standard course. Partner up with a stage partner and act

[03:26:33] out much more. Oh shit, it's time. Again, you will self grade. Okay, I have to lock in this time.

[03:26:40] I failed all the other tests fucking miserably. I wasn't taking them seriously. This class is so

[03:26:45] interesting, man. All right, drama time. I'm trying to do this drama RP together. I have to

[03:26:51] pick all the perfect answers. Sure, man. Let's do it by the book and pick our archetypes.

[03:26:56] I'll be, uh, a siren, like a seducer.

[03:27:00] Uh, okay. A seducer, then I should be the fool.

[03:27:04] I'll play a dumbass you can take advantage of. I'll start.

[03:27:07] Yo, Sammy, stop going to me on stream. Let's just get the break up over with. It's over.

[03:27:12] Um, no Felix. We're married technically. I deserve half your money.

[03:27:19] Fuck no dude. Jack, she's saying we're married and shit. I never fucking married her dude.

[03:27:23] Oh, also, I sold you at McLarian.

[03:27:26] That was my fucking guard, dude. You can't do that. You're gonna hear from my lawyers, dude.

[03:27:30] I don't want to break up anymore, actually. Come over. I miss you.

[03:27:34] Okay, I'm coming.

[03:27:37] See, Chad? He's all cuddled up to me. He's been whining you this whole time about us being over.

[03:27:42] Alright. And scene. Nice, proud. I feel like we really sold that. Lots of scripted leaks and legal shit for them to eat up.

[03:27:49] Shrek it would go crazy for weeks. Give me an A plus on that one, bro. You ate that shit.

[03:27:54] A plus!

[03:27:56] That was way better.

[03:27:59] I overheard your play, Mr. Brentley. Quite on the mark. I must say, congratulations on finishing the course.

[03:28:07] As proof of taking this course, I offer you this certificate of completion in live streaming foundations.

[03:28:15] Thank your chat or thank your professor. I gotta thank the chat.

[03:28:18] So blessed, bruh. I want to thank my chat for believing in me. I knew I could pass this college shit

[03:28:24] And that's not all Mr.

[03:28:25] Brentley as your part and gift I will offer you either knowledge or services to assist you in the stream

[03:28:31] This game can't be real long.

[03:28:33] Shagalli thanks for the three months. Yeah, this game is a

[03:28:37] very silly

[03:28:39] The people who made this they they watch a lot of twitch I guess and read a lot of reddit

[03:28:44] Which specialization would you like to adapt to support your professional career as a streamer?

[03:28:49] Oh, a career 10% less notoriety from controversial actions, plus 5% views from all sources, earned a one-time bump of 1500, none of the above you need handouts.

[03:29:02] Do I invest in the plus 5%?

[03:29:06] But the one-time bump might be better because I lost about that many from getting banned.

[03:29:12] But, but number two seems smarter.

[03:29:17] What do you guys think?

[03:29:22] This grind is home in my ass right now, bruh.

[03:29:25] Help me get viewers faster.

[03:29:27] Very well. We will instruct the child of labor forces kept beneath the ANP house to clip your content and post it on Shred.

[03:29:34] The what?

[03:29:36] Hey, go. Thanks, Unk.

[03:29:39] so what now can I take the premium shit indeed mr. Gretley your viewer base is

[03:29:45] substantial enough to qualify for a more yeah I can do the advanced lessons

[03:29:50] excellent all right Jack type one if I got aura how can I hope you today kid

[03:30:01] all right give me the premium course I'm here for that premium shit I'm ready let

[03:30:07] Let me verify one sec, you know, Kate and Brent Lee.

[03:30:10] Oh yes, since you have over 15 KP viewership,

[03:30:14] you can qualify for our premium course.

[03:30:16] Yay!

[03:30:17] Lucky Panda, thanks for the seven months.

[03:30:20] I've just enrolled you now.

[03:30:22] Step into the classroom, and I'll be starting shortly.

[03:30:25] Let's fucking go, bro.

[03:30:26] This is all that I ever wanted in my life.

[03:30:28] I can't wait to be the biggest streamer in the world.

[03:30:31] Who is this?

[03:30:31] He passed the class, and then I died.

[03:30:33] Who's big?

[03:30:37] Oh my god professor pyro software holy shit pyro software you're teaching this class you fell off brother brother

[03:30:45] The chalkboard just says right wing grifting and left wing

[03:30:50] Eat my entire ass kid sit down. I'm sorry sir. I shall take a seat

[03:30:55] All right quiet class. We're starting first a few things to establish

[03:31:00] One you will address me as professor Zeus

[03:31:03] Two, I worked at Slyzard for seven years.

[03:31:07] Amazing.

[03:31:08] This is the premium course, so I expect you'll only give the basics already.

[03:31:12] If not, take your ass to Deontay's classroom.

[03:31:14] Sam the man, thanks for the gifted.

[03:31:17] Yeah, it's not time.

[03:31:18] Bro, what the fuck are you doing out in LA teaching for Stream Academy anyway, Unk?

[03:31:22] Well, I'm not gonna outright say I've made some mistakes in my career because I simply

[03:31:26] don't make mistakes, but hypothetically speaking, I may have fucked up.

[03:31:31] Anyway, enough introductions. This course is focused on two very important concepts at the high elos of streaming,

[03:31:37] grifting and economics.

[03:31:39] Oh my fucking god, it's so stupid.

[03:31:43] If you don't know, grifting is the practice of manipulating audiences with false claims of who you are.

[03:31:48] Kai brought me out to teach this class because of my extensive experience in grifting.

[03:31:53] I specialize in a unique grip called game dev grifting, where I pretend to be an expert in game development.

[03:31:59] In reality, though, I've only ever finished one shitty asteroid ripoff in ten years, and all my other games are unfinished because the code is too fucked up for me to understand anymore.

[03:32:08] Damn, bro. You look like a master manipulator. You should get a job where your entire thing is to like manipulate people into giving their passwords and shit.

[03:32:17] It's like a phone scammer?

[03:32:20] We'll begin with advanced unit number one, grifting. Let's see if you were paying attention. What did I say was the definition of grifting?

[03:32:28] Buy new stuff that's thrifting to be a certain thing to farm an audience

[03:32:35] Exactly

[03:32:36] Grifting formally defined as gaining money or influence the deception or manipulation

[03:32:42] But no cap those words are too long. Can you explain it?

[03:32:47] Imagine you're in a fortified game and you convince all your teammates to give you loo by making yourself look more goaded than you actually are

[03:32:54] Let's talk about the types of grifting

[03:32:56] political grifting which comes in right wing and left wing flavors is the most

[03:33:01] popular by far. I don't know why we're talking about wings and shit but what's

[03:33:05] the left one? In politics the left wing is about contending to care about things

[03:33:10] so you don't get kicked out of the group. The goal is simple, form an

[03:33:14] audience to circle jerk with about how great you all are. Can you give an

[03:33:20] example bro? I don't really get it. We got the obvious one, halalami, probably

[03:33:25] the most successful left-wing grifter. He may seem passionate about politics, but all he really

[03:33:30] cares about is that people think he's hot. We've also got new blood you can study if you want.

[03:33:35] Pipino Money is a great example of a left-wing grifter. It's how he convinces people to listen

[03:33:41] to his terrible music. Any good things I should talk about if I want a left-wing grip, bro?

[03:33:46] Easy things you can do are for the Halala B playbook. Anything that's against capitalism

[03:33:51] I wonder if it's going to let me do the right one.

[03:33:58] Oh shit, okay. So I just say that kill rich people stuff without telling people that my whole goal is getting rich.

[03:34:10] Oh, here we go.

[03:34:11] to worry about what the right wing is just what they do they call everything

[03:34:15] look can anyone define woke it's when you were awake and alert cuz of prime

[03:34:22] energy sponsors that it doesn't really actually matter you can just call

[03:34:27] anything woke if you don't like it if the latest game has a woman in it and

[03:34:31] don't like that whoa dude the amount of times I'll be watching a game trailer

[03:34:36] And he'll be like this game looks woke. I'm like what what do you what does that even mean?

[03:34:41] It has like no meaning anymore

[03:34:44] And a movie you don't like wins an award that movie is it's woke. It's woke

[03:34:53] Correct let's try another a celebrity starts talking about how they love people of all backgrounds. They are

[03:35:00] They're woke

[03:35:02] Correct. Write down that word and use it often. It's your best friend as a right-wing grifter.

[03:35:07] Now that we got the meaning and types out of the way, let's talk about its place in streaming.

[03:35:12] The first purpose is saving your dying stream. If your view count is looking dry, try getting into political grifting.

[03:35:20] Can I convert those new frogs into brain rot viewers? I don't want to do politics shit forever.

[03:35:25] Unfortunately, no. Political grifting is a commitment. Those viewers don't care about anything except politics.

[03:35:32] The second purpose of grifting is explosive growth. It works best when you partner up with a grifter from the opposite side

[03:35:39] Take a lot of the an ass-man mold scroll to their videos

[03:35:43] And you'll see endless clickbait thumbnails of each other with titles like a lot is done after this

[03:35:49] All right practice time post a good thumbs dinner and

[03:36:02] Hello, Ludwig?

[03:36:06] Hey, yo, holy shit, Ludwig. You're taking this class?

[03:36:10] Oh, he's so silent.

[03:36:14] Just real quick, you got any tips on how to get big? I don't want to bother you or anything.

[03:36:18] Oh, like you're doing right now?

[03:36:22] Oh, wait, is this a copy paste from this tree?

[03:36:26] Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

[03:36:30] Huh?

[03:36:31] Sorry if I bothered you, bruh.

[03:36:35] Huh?

[03:36:36] Huh?

[03:36:37] Pfft.

[03:36:38] Move your drone away from mine.

[03:36:40] It's causing electrical infederence.

[03:36:43] Uh, I... sorry, bruh.

[03:36:47] Oh.

[03:36:48] Why are you...

[03:36:50] I'm grifting posts.

[03:36:52] Um...

[03:36:53] Would you guys rather do the left wing grifting or the right wing grifting?

[03:36:59] Right wing, right wing, right wing!

[03:37:02] I can't speak.

[03:37:04] This one's probably just funnier.

[03:37:06] Yes, I am very smart.

[03:37:10] Fuck!

[03:37:14] Dog shit, Gryft.

[03:37:20] Fuck!

[03:37:22] Yes, I am very smart.

[03:37:25] My sanity is low.

[03:37:29] I'll get you a second stuff for my slip-slop channel.

[03:37:36] I'm playing that woke garbage.

[03:37:37] Yes, I am.

[03:37:38] Donate it and say you are the grift king, bro.

[03:37:41] Now that you've finished practicing your grifts, it's time to get into our next lesson.

[03:37:46] Advanced Economics.

[03:37:47] Oh, Advanced Economics.

[03:37:49] Bro, why we gotta learn about comics?

[03:37:52] I ain't trying to get into nerd shit.

[03:37:54] Shit's negative aura.

[03:37:55] Right.

[03:37:56] Forgot you were a little slow.

[03:37:58] let's start from the beginning. First, let's define economics. Can you give me your best

[03:38:03] guess of what that is? Oh, wait, economics! That's like the science of money and shit.

[03:38:10] That's close, I guess. Yes, more specifically, it's the allocation of scarce resources for

[03:38:17] production, distribution, and consumption. Bro, I ain't caught up on these brainwrought

[03:38:22] words. What the fuck does that shit mean? Okay, I'll point it how you can understand

[03:38:26] economics is the study of how wealth is transferred from your viewers to your bank account.

[03:38:31] In economics there's the concept of scarce finite resources

[03:38:35] in streaming that the attention and time of viewers is the main scarce resource.

[03:38:40] Another scarcity is personality.

[03:38:43] Most streamers try to make it really have zero marketable personality.

[03:38:47] Fair, like me.

[03:38:50] The exchange of these two resources, attention and entertainment value, drive the entire market.

[03:38:55] entire market.

[03:38:57] Um...

[03:38:59] Is personality the only rare thing though?

[03:39:02] What about Shrewd?

[03:39:03] He's famous for being more goaded than anyone.

[03:39:05] Good question.

[03:39:07] Personality is merely one type of human capital.

[03:39:10] Skill-based capital is another scarce resource,

[03:39:13] where knowledge is what they offer.

[03:39:15] I combine the two in my graphs,

[03:39:17] monetizing my supposed game development knowledge

[03:39:20] and my shredded human personality.

[03:39:22] It did really well with Millennials.

[03:39:27] Next concept, rent seeking behavior.

[03:39:30] This is the...

[03:39:31] Rent seeking behavior!

[03:39:32] ...a contribution to the wealth or benefit of society.

[03:39:36] But are you saying we don't contribute to society?

[03:39:39] That's cap.

[03:39:40] The world would be nothing without my content.

[03:39:42] So true, right?

[03:39:43] Well, it is true that we do provide entertainment.

[03:39:46] But we can take steps to minimize what we provide and maximize what our consumers

[03:39:51] provide us.

[03:39:52] For example, I convinced my fans to buy my forever unfinished game.

[03:39:56] I extracted value from them without creating any new value for society myself, instead selling

[03:40:02] just a false promise.

[03:40:04] Okay, what are some other rent-seeking methods?

[03:40:06] Alright, so how do I profit max my content with the least output?

[03:40:11] Great question.

[03:40:12] One way is that while you're offline, you can use lottery runs.

[03:40:16] You produce zero new content while maximizing potential gain.

[03:40:19] Who would do that?

[03:40:21] Yeah, I ain't ever offline though. Got anything else?

[03:40:25] You could coordinate with your mods to fake hype trains. This creates an appearance of engagement, which promotes real engagement and emissions.

[03:40:32] Oh wait!

[03:40:33] I'm a big fan of this one.

[03:40:35] Alright, we get it. Next concept, bro.

[03:40:39] It's Professor Zeus. Anyway, counter-cyclical marketing is our next concept. This is the practice of increasing your presence when conditions against you are unfavorable.

[03:40:50] Unfavorable counter cyclical marketing

[03:40:54] In other words take steps to increase engagement when your reputation decreases

[03:41:00] Controversies don't have to result in loss of market share. They can be growth opportunities

[03:41:06] Bro, that wasn't how your stream went though. You kept farming haters and lost viewers

[03:41:10] I did lose viewership, but everyone bought my game sharp bound to a review bomb

[03:41:15] I couldn't refund if they wanted to keep their reviews up. I'm actually a genius if you think about it

[03:41:20] I never even thought about that.

[03:41:29] Because everyone forgives them.

[03:41:37] Oh, I lost!

[03:41:38] What the heck?

[03:41:39] That was a good guess.

[03:41:45] I lost.

[03:41:46] good publicity last concept is asymmetric information and it's one of the most

[03:41:51] important concepts you need to know you broccoli cut what is asymmetric

[03:41:57] information one is just perfect balance of grifters spreading info like how

[03:42:04] I'll be an ass men mold no but I'm glad you obtained to the last lecture

[03:42:09] asymmetric information is when one party in a transaction has the

[03:42:13] advantage of knowing more than the other. If you're a girl chances are your

[03:42:18] viewers want to fuck you and they show that by allocating their attention and

[03:42:22] money these are known as pay pigs. Withholding information from them such

[03:42:27] as the fact that they have no chance or that you have a boyfriend gives you

[03:42:31] economic leverage. Ask about mail applications. Are there any? I ain't a

[03:42:39] femoid though bruh. How can dudes exploit paypigs?

[03:42:42] Male streamers, their paypigs, want to be them instead of fuck them. Andrew Bateman, for

[03:42:47] example, exploits these paypigs by selling courses that teach them how to be alpha or

[03:42:52] get rich.

[03:42:53] Oh my gosh, he's shedding everywhere like crazy. I'm sorry!

[03:42:57] The asymmetry here is that the streamer knows the chuts you buy in the courses will

[03:43:01] never actually make it. The act of buying an alpha male course in the first place

[03:43:05] makes you unfuckable.

[03:43:07] Give me a TLDR.

[03:43:10] Okay, basically, just take advantage of the fact that your viewers are brain dead and can't tell what's real and what's not.

[03:43:17] Use this to maximize profit.

[03:43:19] You're a genius.

[03:43:20] Oh my goodness.

[03:43:22] That's it for the lecture. For your final project, go out into the world and form notoriety until you're banned.

[03:43:27] Then, use the skills you learned to prevent viewership loss during your ban.

[03:43:32] Once you finish this task, come back for me to remember.

[03:43:34] I would have to get banned?

[03:43:36] Oh, I see a band!

[03:43:40] Uh, my next- yeah, my next quest is getting banned. Well, I'm going to, um...

[03:43:47] That's my final. Help me volunteer at the Pizzerita first.

[03:43:55] How do I do this?

[03:43:58] Welcome to Pick Me Pizza, where you pick all the ingredients. My system Abby will take your order.

[03:44:04] Oh, Nim! Nim's the pizzeria chef.

[03:44:16] Well, I forgot that there's like a serial killer quest line.

[03:44:19] Ah, a serial killer quest line.

[03:44:34] I just meant everyone wants to work here. We're the best pizza we have in town.

[03:44:38] Where should I be doing then, boss? I'd like to start today.

[03:44:41] Let's first get to know you. What's your name? Where do you live?

[03:44:45] Why, do you want to know where I live?

[03:44:47] Why, you need that info, pizza man. Ain't trying to dox myself just yet.

[03:44:51] It's required information for our records, you see? Can't have just anybody working here.

[03:44:58] Gotta do what I gotta do, it seems. Name's Caden Brantley.

[03:45:02] My office is just over there on plage Ave. I run a private investigative business out of it

[03:45:07] Hey, then Brent Lee, um, are you home often? What times do you leave and uh, what do you go?

[03:45:16] I'm not telling you questions pizza, man. I just like to start working if that's straight with you

[03:45:21] Good. Yeah, that's enough questions for now. We'll get to know you more later

[03:45:26] First you can help serve our customers. How about Abby would you? She's got so much on her hands

[03:45:32] Okay, uh, Abby, are you Abby?

[03:45:36] I overheard you volunteering to work here.

[03:45:40] It'd be a shame if you were doing this just for viewers and not out of kindness.

[03:45:45] Of course not.

[03:45:47] Of course not.

[03:45:48] Oh, go away.

[03:45:49] I'm eating.

[03:45:50] I just started working here, pal.

[03:45:53] You need anything?

[03:45:54] Um, no, I'm good, thanks.

[03:45:55] What happened to grassy?

[03:45:56] What do you mean what happened to grassy?

[03:45:57] What do you know about grassy?

[03:45:58] What do you mean what happened to grassy? What do you know about him?

[03:46:03] Uh, uh, he was just my favorite waiter here. He usually works today.

[03:46:09] Hayden's journal. Entry 408. Customer tells me grassy also worked there.

[03:46:14] Doubts are coincidence.

[03:46:16] Hey, uh, can I get all of the meat, all of those pizza please?

[03:46:21] Yeah, you look like a meat lover alright pal.

[03:46:24] Um, could you do your job, please?

[03:46:27] Never mind.

[03:46:29] There's another waiter.

[03:46:31] It's Luna in today.

[03:46:33] Luna's the other person who got killed, right?

[03:46:35] Look at that.

[03:46:36] The Oath Dame also worked here.

[03:46:38] So, made wholesome sense, the biggest degenerates here to work the felt that ours.

[03:46:42] Not known to owner hates our kind.

[03:46:45] Hates us enough to kill us.

[03:46:46] And they take full advantage of us delivering ourselves right to their door.

[03:46:50] Looks like we got a motive.

[03:46:52] And the memes.

[03:46:53] Chat.

[03:46:54] type one if um i don't know just type one

[03:46:58] security guards muslim like that don't just stand around for nothing so nifty

[03:47:10] frees a crisp sterile all except for a lone splash of red that fresh marinara

[03:47:16] or something more human.

[03:47:19] Suspicious.

[03:47:24] Where'd the security go?

[03:47:26] What are you doing back here?

[03:47:28] Oh, you're the lamb.

[03:47:30] The lamb?

[03:47:31] Hands off, Flatbord. I gotta kill it a catch.

[03:47:33] And I ain't letting no back alley badge bearer stand in my way.

[03:47:37] We knew you'd come. Your kind does not change.

[03:47:40] None stray from the past. You are the lamb.

[03:47:43] I ain't no lamb, pal.

[03:47:45] Please don't tell me.

[03:47:47] Now quit dancing around and tell me straight.

[03:47:49] Who are you?

[03:47:50] We are who will set you free.

[03:47:52] And you?

[03:47:53] You are the final lamb.

[03:47:55] The world must see your purification.

[03:47:59] Uh...

[03:48:00] Oh shit!

[03:48:02] Go to sleep, little lamb.

[03:48:04] Go to sleep.

[03:48:06] Oh no.

[03:48:09] Uh oh.

[03:48:12] Uh oh.

[03:48:15] What the hell?

[03:48:18] Oh shit!

[03:48:20] The lamb reveals itself. As foretold, none stray from the path.

[03:48:25] What the hell is going on?

[03:48:29] No, this is great. I think I'm going to order some food right now, before all the good places close.

[03:48:36] This is so cozy, don't you guys think so?

[03:48:45] This is not an OTK meeting.

[03:49:03] I'm gonna get um fuck I wish they had the Mario meal on who breeds I would just get

[03:49:22] McDonald's but they don't have it so sad so very sad all the good places are

[03:49:37] closing

[03:49:40] I'm going to get a chicken bowl.

[03:49:55] Plus a thousand viewers!

[03:50:05] Okay.

[03:50:10] Non stray from the path

[03:50:14] Jesus rejoice these are your final moments of sin soon death won't lease you

[03:50:21] Listen sweetheart. I'm a black belt in UFC your masks. Don't scam me now take him off before I knock him off

[03:50:27] I already know who you are

[03:50:29] You should I dress as gave it away. He pizza frees a woman some sort of murder code chillin the folks who had the gold work for you

[03:50:36] your little detective game brought you close but not quite there little lamb

[03:50:42] allow us to formally make your acquaintance we are made wholesome we

[03:50:48] exist to bring about a pure internet free of sin that sells of impure content

[03:50:54] like you ask us to turn your reputations around but none stray from the

[03:51:00] path. You must be cleansed through death. Oh God! What the hell you all keep repeating that NPC

[03:51:08] voiceline, Bob? What path? Look at yourself. You treat the dead like content. You break the law,

[03:51:17] you trespass, fame, and infamy are your currencies. Even in your final moments, you continue your

[03:51:25] silly act. You are lost in your own self-righteousness. Only death will free you now.

[03:51:32] Death is content.

[03:51:33] And just how do you think death is content?

[03:51:35] Death is content.

[03:51:36] You missed the part where my drum been streaming all this file?

[03:51:39] We seek not to escape, little lamb. We seek to make an example out of you. All shall see what happens when one chooses to walk this path of sin.

[03:51:52] Pog, last stream!

[03:51:54] It's time to die, it's time to be cleansed.

[03:51:58] Wait, wait, okay, okay hold on.

[03:52:00] Don't kill me bro, I learned my lesson.

[03:52:03] None stray from the path, little lamb.

[03:52:06] Your fate will not change today, not ever.

[03:52:10] Please bro, I was just trying to make money to support my family.

[03:52:14] My mom is kinda homeless, I live with my dad, I wanna help her out.

[03:52:19] answer true these questions then or bleed for your health a gambling site

[03:52:27] sponsor offers you a million dollars to promote them do you take it only a

[03:52:34] million no no those motherfuckers can suck it but you may live but only if

[03:52:45] If someone else dies in your place, do you accept?

[03:52:51] They want me to say no.

[03:52:53] No, brah. I'm here because of my own choices. I ain't gonna throw no one under the bus.

[03:52:58] Fine. You start a cryptocurrency and tell your fans to buy it.

[03:53:03] It tanks and they lose all their money. What should you do?

[03:53:10] Shit, brah. I'd make like a public apology or some shit.

[03:53:13] maybe give them back their money type shit.

[03:53:16] Your viewers hate to rate a streamer.

[03:53:19] Are you accountable?

[03:53:26] I would say mostly yes.

[03:53:28] But sometimes it might be out of your control,

[03:53:31] but you can do something about it.

[03:53:34] Uh, yes.

[03:53:36] You are gifted $1,000

[03:53:38] from someone who is mentally unstable.

[03:53:41] Do you return it or do you keep it?

[03:53:43] I'd return it if I knew they weren't writing the dome, bruh. I don't want no skit so money.

[03:53:48] You publicly collaborate with a known groomer. Are you complicit in their actions?

[03:53:54] Yes, because I'm like platforming them or whatever. Tap shit.

[03:53:58] You release a brand of 28-dollar cookies in a recession. What do you say when people-

[03:54:05] Dude, after like all the other questions, this highlights how ridiculous this is.

[03:54:13] Uh, I'd be like, you know, I understand if the price is really expensive for some repackaged cookies.

[03:54:20] Whether you believe these answers or not is still unknown, but at least you understand the difference between right and wrong, lamb.

[03:54:30] We will spare you today, but be warned. Step out of line and we will know. We will be watching and we will thank you for some once and for all.

[03:54:41] They freed me!

[03:54:45] I made it!

[03:54:48] Oh, wait, I have enough to go to the online TV in the fuse house.

[03:54:55] Uh, okay.

[03:54:58] I need to get banned to finish my training school thing.

[03:55:07] For now, I can try to go to the houses, I guess.

[03:55:11] Oh, shit, bruh.

[03:55:15] All right, fuse.

[03:55:19] Oh, wait.

[03:55:20] Do you guys see that?

[03:55:25] Do you guys see that?

[03:55:30] No, there was one of the cloaked guys right there and then he just disappeared.

[03:55:35] No!

[03:55:36] Dude, he was standing right here that he slowly faded away

[03:55:43] No, it was real okay, um use house or online TV house

[03:55:51] Which one

[03:55:53] If you want in, you gotta be worth knowing. Show me your stats.

[03:56:07] Alright, take a look. I'm worth it, bro.

[03:56:10] Dang, okay, that's a lot. I'm sure the Peeps would love to meet you. Come on in.

[03:56:14] We're in!

[03:56:18] Talk to the heads of the streamer houses to start drama, ooh, new quest.

[03:56:24] Nah, you cappin', bruh.

[03:56:26] Oh, hi!

[03:56:27] Diggy!

[03:56:28] I'm Diggy!

[03:56:29] Who are you?

[03:56:31] Goddamn, Shottie! You trying to make me your secret boyfriend?

[03:56:35] Uh, no. Get out. Who even let you in?

[03:56:40] Stara? That fucking useless bitch.

[03:56:43] You can't even open the door, right?

[03:56:45] So, what do you think about Fuse Clan living next door?

[03:56:48] They moved into your old crib, didn't they?

[03:56:51] Yeah, they did. Good luck to, um, a place as old as Hell.

[03:56:56] I never liked it. Walls are too thin and the internet is scuffed.

[03:57:01] Did you warn them about how shitty the place was or anything?

[03:57:05] Not really. They checked it out themselves and they thought it was fine.

[03:57:09] They're grown-ass men. They can decide for themselves.

[03:57:13] Plus, I bet views is used to living like frat boys anyway while laying in their own filth and shit.

[03:57:20] You know what I'm saying?

[03:57:21] Clip set!

[03:57:22] So true, Queen.

[03:57:23] Tell em.

[03:57:24] I got the clip!

[03:57:31] Oh, is that Lily singing?

[03:57:35] Cute.

[03:57:36] That's crazy, bruh.

[03:57:41] Hi, I'm Michael.

[03:57:42] Michael, I don't think we've met.

[03:57:45] Heh, fuckin' nerd.

[03:57:47] I have lasers in here that could burn your skin off.

[03:57:50] Yo, what you hate about Fuse Clan?

[03:57:53] Nothing really. They're cool.

[03:57:58] Hi, Zoil! Hi!

[03:58:01] How are you doing, Zoil?

[03:58:03] Oh, they were talkin' shit about Daisy Pichu.

[03:58:06] Who can't Daisy really fucked up things, bro?

[03:58:08] Said she was using you for a green card.

[03:58:10] No, they didn't. Your eyes are dilated and I have a heartbeat sensor in the room. You're lying. Also, that didn't even make any sense.

[03:58:17] You want to try one of my RC cars on the beach? I'm just kind of working. I just need someone to test them.

[03:58:22] Shit, I'm down, bruh. What I gotta do? Just gas and steer, bro. I'll drive one too, and if you can beat me to the other side of the beach and back, I'll give you a little reward.

[03:58:31] Hell yeah.

[03:58:32] I would expect you to win though, so I'm down to do a rematch after I wipe the floor with you. Take that remote on the table when you're ready.

[03:58:37] you're ready. Alright, let's fucking go. It's car driving time.

[03:58:52] Oh my god, there's a speed boost thing. Oh no.

[03:58:58] I was the speed boost on his side.

[03:59:01] I need this. I need this. I think I have this in the bag. Yes. Yes. Dang, you beat

[03:59:27] me I made that new little car to OP yo so you said you'd give me something if I

[03:59:32] want like I promised your award is a stick bomb I made I had to brush up on

[03:59:37] my organic chem but this thing is engineered to wreak a phallus shit you

[03:59:40] could imagine imagine you walk into Aspan bolt room you start digging

[03:59:44] around his butt and you smell that shit twin it'll be here waiting for you

[03:59:48] when you find a use for it okay so that's for a quest later in us this

[03:59:52] may come in handy

[03:59:57] I think my sanity is fine my notoriety is fine I do need to raise it at some point though

[04:00:04] these fucking laboos they're everywhere

[04:00:11] hi what's up who are you I gotta need to do this event so I shit no yo wasted

[04:00:18] death I'm just saying hi to everyone I'm Caden huh sorry I wasn't thinking

[04:00:27] attention. Can't stop thinking about what's in this Dippin' Bulu box. Yo, 10 gift subs from

[04:00:33] FreeProstateInspection! Thank you so much! Thank you so much and thank you for um, thank

[04:00:42] you for the services you provide to the men everywhere. Thank you very much, so kind.

[04:00:50] Do you like my Dippin' Bulu collection? I have 210 now. Thank you. Yo, MoLock

[04:00:55] is better I'm making part that gifted eight tier twos what the heck thank you

[04:01:00] warlock what the heck that's some some crazy shit thank you eight tier twos

[04:01:08] 210 to booze listen our john's place I make him guard them hell yeah no bro

[04:01:16] who are you lowkey I don't watch any of you guys I ain't in the anime and

[04:01:20] shit I have nobody man don't worry about it what the heck yo you you fought you

[04:01:30] fought noita loomis thank you for the five gifted thank you such an intricate

[04:01:35] name thank you you folk thank you thank you thank you for the five hey

[04:01:41] what's up thank you concealed toast anyone else I missed I guess I will

[04:01:48] Save

[04:02:02] I think I've talked to everyone here trying to sponsor me

[04:02:06] Okay, I got those

[04:02:11] We got 10 million likes

[04:02:13] Bro, there is no shot. You got those likes. No, man. I got the proof

[04:02:18] 100 million likes 10 million comments just like you said look bro what how's

[04:02:24] that shit even possible it's collab time bro oh no should I collab with him

[04:02:32] oh chat saying Pog whole I have to do it if chat wants it right okay fine this

[04:02:41] was the stream you got your one-minute segment bro you can go now hey let's

[04:02:45] Let's go. This slip-slop's gonna do numbers.

[04:02:49] Oh, no, it's easy.

[04:02:53] Yo, social bean stats.

[04:02:55] Alright, chill. Look. I'm pretty famous.

[04:02:58] Hello, Sina.

[04:02:59] Alright, looks good. You're clear to go in.

[04:03:02] Thanks, Sina.

[04:03:07] They made Sina the door man.

[04:03:09] Come on, stop!

[04:03:11] chat eboy son or eagle daughter

[04:03:15] eboy son or eagle daughter

[04:03:19] can you get out of the way? I'm trying to watch this

[04:03:23] wait, Tracy, ain't you doing a year long 7th on my account?

[04:03:26] what are you watching?

[04:03:27] I'll tell you post about it on Zitter

[04:03:29] POV got English teacher giving good boy affirmations for lonely men part 42

[04:03:35] wow

[04:03:36] still going

[04:03:37] I uploaded my voice and personality into an AI thing and it's streaming for me

[04:03:43] Bro, that's me galaxy brain shit. Can you show me how to do that too?

[04:03:47] Bro, I don't know how Justin set it up for me. Anyway, you can ask Tanks for my autograph

[04:03:52] I got a few three sign merch things for fans later. Bro. Did you know what? Did you mean said about you?

[04:03:58] Show the out-of-context clip. She was saying you guys are D gens and shit. Look

[04:04:02] He is, if used to living like prep boys anyway, wallowing in their own filth and shit.

[04:04:08] You know what I'm saying?

[04:04:09] Okay, why would I care?

[04:04:11] You can't wallow in man for no reason, bro.

[04:04:13] Oh my god, who knows better?

[04:04:14] You have to try harder than that.

[04:04:16] No, bro, listen closely.

[04:04:17] She said you guys live like fat boys.

[04:04:19] Wallowing in your own filth.

[04:04:21] She was talking about you specifically, bro.

[04:04:23] Called you a whale.

[04:04:25] Oh!

[04:04:26] No, fuck!

[04:04:27] Why the fuck is she calling me fat?

[04:04:29] Whatever, did you mean it's chopped?

[04:04:31] I don't get how she goes around talking about how other people look, bro.

[04:04:34] Ooh, time to clip that!

[04:04:36] So real, bro. You cookin' on God.

[04:04:41] Okay, um, I need to bring that back to the other house, it says.

[04:04:49] Yo, who the fuck are you? Who let you in?

[04:04:52] Man, who is you? Justin, the Peanuts, Geraldo, or Karrion, this place? What do you even do?

[04:04:58] Oh, damn, they're poppin' off?

[04:04:59] My bad, let me just get on my knees and suck mid-ass content dick.

[04:05:03] Motherfucker, I'm tanks, I run this shit.

[04:05:06] Yo, big dog, you gotta hear what DID you mean, said about you guys.

[04:05:10] What'd she say?

[04:05:11] She was saying you guys are D-gens and shit. Look.

[04:05:15] He is, is used to living like prop boys anyway,

[04:05:18] wallowing in their own filth and shit. You know what I'm saying?

[04:05:23] That's pretty funny. It's true.

[04:05:24] Ha ha!

[04:05:26] Bro, she meant it unironic and shit.

[04:05:28] Look you fireman shots at you guys man you thin skin this fuck if you think that shots bro chill. It's all good

[04:05:35] Fuck I can't use that use what?

[04:05:38] Nothing, bro. Catch you around

[04:05:41] That one did not work. Oh

[04:05:45] Shit they got it upstairs

[04:05:49] Holy moly yeah, what's up, dude? I'm draw though nice to meet you and Caden bro. Yo, what's your girlfriend?

[04:05:56] Fuck, you just say?

[04:05:58] I know you're hiding in here somewhere.

[04:06:00] Hear me out.

[04:06:01] You could do so much better than payphone guy.

[04:06:03] Dude, I got like 10 cars.

[04:06:06] Two outside alone, bro.

[04:06:08] I think she's good.

[04:06:10] Bro, I gotta show you something.

[04:06:12] Did you mean was running her yapper about you guys?

[04:06:15] I don't care, bro.

[04:06:17] This fortified attorney's about to start.

[04:06:19] She was saying you guys are D-gens and shit.

[04:06:21] Look.

[04:06:22] He is, is used to living like Robboys anyway, following in their own filth and shit.

[04:06:27] You know what I'm saying?

[04:06:28] Like I said, bro, I don't really care.

[04:06:32] Yeah, but how do you feel about that?

[04:06:34] I feel nothing. I don't care, bro.

[04:06:37] Can you quit buzzing around?

[04:06:39] No, I get that, but how do you feel about what she said?

[04:06:42] Bro, I said I don't care.

[04:06:45] How do you feel?

[04:06:47] Stop the tackle, bro. How do you feel about it?

[04:06:49] I don't care what she said, bro.

[04:06:51] How many times I gotta say I quit beating around my day. How you feel about it, bro?

[04:06:57] I don't go fuck about old TV. I don't think about the clip care about that

[04:07:02] If did you fucking die tomorrow? I wouldn't care fuck off. Oh, no, damn bro

[04:07:08] Why didn't you just say that in the first place? Oh

[04:07:12] Another clip acquired

[04:07:15] This is not going to be good. Yo, what's good man? Don't think we've met

[04:07:20] Sup, Unk? I'm Caden. I'm a musician too. He got rated and formed.

[04:07:26] Sick, bro. That's tight. I'm gonna track any time you want, bro.

[04:07:31] Hold up. Did you hear what- did you mean, said about you guys?

[04:07:34] She was talking about me? She trying to link?

[04:07:38] She was saying you guys are D-gens and shit. Look.

[04:07:41] He is, if used to living like Rap Boys anyway, wallowing in their own filth and shit.

[04:07:46] You know what I'm saying?

[04:07:47] She kind of feisty, huh? Might have to hit her up again, low key.

[04:07:54] Ooh, I know. We should make a diss track.

[04:07:57] I know.

[04:07:58] Fire back, bro.

[04:07:59] That's good boy.

[04:08:00] I'm gonna lay down some bars right now.

[04:08:02] Alright, I'm down. This sounds fun.

[04:08:06] Rap about online TV.

[04:08:08] Yeah. Let me start it first.

[04:08:10] Online TV's the worst.

[04:08:12] Posers farming money using nothing else but thirst.

[04:08:15] Oh, my chatter

[04:08:17] Yo, I hit up Digimane, but I think it may be wasted just chopped anyway mid is double Jades

[04:08:26] Damn that was fire. She was all jokes. I love those guys, but I had to keep your energy know what I'm saying

[04:08:33] Yeah, of course, bro. I hear you another terrible clip to add to the collection

[04:08:39] Just terrible

[04:08:41] Just fucking terrible

[04:08:43] Hey, what's up, man? I'm Justin. You here with someone?

[04:08:46] Sup, brah, I'm Caden. Nah, I'm here alone.

[04:08:50] I'm trying to leave with the Zecura, though, you know what I'm saying?

[04:08:53] Hey, I ain't man, chill.

[04:08:55] Bro, did you hear what- did you mean said about you guys on the stream?

[04:08:58] Yeah? What did auntie say?

[04:09:00] She was saying you guys are D-gens and shit. Look.

[04:09:03] News is used to living like frog boys anyway,

[04:09:06] wallowing in their own veils and shit. You know what I'm saying?

[04:09:09] Damn! She lowkey talking shit, huh? Hey, who cares? She'll still hit me up, bro. I'm carrying that content when we stream together.

[04:09:18] Provoke him, tell him she's holding him back.

[04:09:21] Nah, bruh. You all crazy and shit on your own stream, but when you're with OTV, you lowkey on a leash.

[04:09:27] The fuck you talking about? I ain't cut, man. It's just, I gotta tone it down for OTV's audience.

[04:09:33] Well they way more sensitive than fuses, you know?

[04:09:35] But that's what I'm saying, like, they more wholesome.

[04:09:38] And that's good, you know?

[04:09:39] I'm looking tired of all the toxic fuse chatters.

[04:09:42] Real shit, bruv.

[04:09:45] Oh wait, I could maybe bring that to, um, the guy downstairs.

[04:09:50] Tanks.

[04:09:51] Maybe he won't like that one.

[04:09:55] Maybe.

[04:09:56] Yo, go find their stable, Gerardo.

[04:09:59] Yeah, I can do that.

[04:10:00] It'll not work.

[04:10:03] Alright. A rat! Alright, I think I've got what I need.

[04:10:10] Hi, Jaden. Come on in.

[04:10:12] You know what, thanks for the 20! Thank you! Thanks, and Jensen!

[04:10:19] Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you. Alright, who should I talk to first?

[04:10:25] I think I need to show up.

[04:10:27] Hi, what's up?

[04:10:28] Thank you, Jensen.

[04:10:30] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[04:10:34] Yo, Digi, I got some real ass Dubai matcha tea for you.

[04:10:37] Fuse has been talking mad shit about you guys.

[04:10:40] Oh shit, the drama is finally gonna start.

[04:10:44] It's time.

[04:10:45] You capped it, bruh.

[04:10:46] What did they say?

[04:10:49] Ooh, okay.

[04:10:51] Uh, the Justin one will not cause drama.

[04:10:54] He said he likes to chat.

[04:10:55] Tracy doesn't care.

[04:10:57] Um...

[04:10:58] I'm gonna show the Geraldo what she's saying, he hopes you all die, look.

[04:11:05] I don't go fuck about on TV, I don't think about them, I don't care about them, if

[04:11:11] did she fucking die tomorrow?

[04:11:12] Will she play the Ari Keri DLC with Ata?

[04:11:15] Yeah, we'll talk the little eggs, thanks for the two months, and I'm planning to

[04:11:19] start Resident Evil 4 tomorrow.

[04:11:21] Bro, for real?

[04:11:22] Geraldo?

[04:11:23] I thought we were cool.

[04:11:24] Why is he talking shit like that?

[04:11:26] I'ma call him up.

[04:11:28] is gotta know that ain't cool wait hold on don't call him oh yeah don't call him

[04:11:35] don't call him why not I think they got some explaining to do tell her they're

[04:11:40] trying to start a gender war tell her she's too important for them

[04:11:47] bro you know how they're like misogynistic they want you to overreact

[04:11:52] so they can say that women are too emotional and shit. Their fans love that.

[04:11:56] Yeah, you got a point. It doesn't sit right with me that they just get to say that without

[04:12:03] any consequences, though.

[04:12:04] Don't worry about it, Queen. It was probably a one-time thing. They won't do anything

[04:12:09] else to escalate that shit.

[04:12:10] Mmm, time to escalate it. Melanie go to Jade and show the rap.

[04:12:19] Curve stop double Jades de boo boo

[04:12:23] I can't do such a thing I can't do such a thing

[04:12:40] Bruh, I just stopped you's Tracy dropping it off

[04:12:42] I think he said he had to break it to prove that he has aura or something framed

[04:12:46] There's only three in the world, and I have two of them!

[04:12:50] My poor baby, they won't get away with this!

[04:12:53] I'll fix you, my precious!

[04:12:56] Okay, okay, this is fine. I'm framing them for stuff.

[04:12:59] Okay, I don't think there's anything to do in here.

[04:13:03] Um...

[04:13:05] Here?

[04:13:07] No?

[04:13:09] I need more content.

[04:13:11] Uh, hi. Who are you?

[04:13:13] Did you hired me today for the sweet and salty podcast? Fine shit. Both of you are going to be taking turns making out with me.

[04:13:19] Ewww!

[04:13:20] I have a little thing to tell you.

[04:13:21] Michael!

[04:13:23] Anyway, I'll just leave and hit me up when you're tired of Michael the Chud and ready for Kate and the Hunk.

[04:13:30] Hi.

[04:13:31] You're good.

[04:13:35] Um...

[04:13:38] Wait.

[04:13:39] My taboo-boo.

[04:13:40] My poor-to-baby.

[04:13:42] What else can I trade them for?

[04:13:45] You will hire an emerald of Niacola for a happy one year.

[04:13:49] Welcome back!

[04:13:53] Hmm, anything outside?

[04:13:58] I'm trying to find ways to frame...

[04:14:01] ...Fuze Clan.

[04:14:04] Renfthiki's hype, Gigi.

[04:14:06] Yup, Shogun, thanks for the vets.

[04:14:08] I need to talk to more people.

[04:14:17] Michael Eves quarter four twenty to five expenses and federal inquiry.

[04:14:20] I've been staring at Michael's expense report for a few hours and have questions.

[04:14:24] Why is he buying three hundred seventy five thousand dollars worth of plutonium?

[04:14:27] Why do you think it was okay?

[04:14:29] The FBI sent me a letter asking about unsanctioned acquisition of federally controlled materials.

[04:14:34] I respect that Michael is honest enough to disclose the purchase, but I'm your

[04:14:37] Accountant not your lawyer. I'm not even gonna try filing this let alone write off as a business expense. Please direct me to the contact of your attorneys

[04:14:47] Oh my gosh, what's he doing with all of that? Hey, what's up?

[04:14:53] Chat be honest, are you old boss?

[04:15:01] You're gonna drive the car again

[04:15:03] Oh, it's not that.

[04:15:15] Find ways to frame foos clan.

[04:15:27] Well I could just try to farm nooter right, oh wait, I need to switch my mods because

[04:15:30] I need to get banned for my streamer academy final.

[04:15:39] So I need to remove the damage control mods.

[04:15:42] Kaden, Breitling number one fan.

[04:15:44] OMG, Kaden, I love your streams.

[04:15:45] I watch every stream.

[04:15:46] And if I can't, I watch the VOD.

[04:15:48] I love you.

[04:15:48] Please mod me.

[04:15:50] Dr. K, Kaden, your chakras are misaligned.

[04:15:53] Mental clarity and focus on your priority.

[04:15:55] I will support you and center you.

[04:15:58] Moderation is dictatorship.

[04:16:00] The free market will decide.

[04:16:01] Let them be free and the views will trickle down.

[04:16:04] I'm just going to add some horrible mods, I think,

[04:16:07] because I need the damage control to be terrible.

[04:16:19] Viewership for vandalization increase.

[04:16:21] OK.

[04:16:24] Excellent.

[04:16:24] I

[04:16:29] Caden come on in I fuck with their cars or something

[04:16:38] So what I'm supposed to do

[04:16:43] Get the last

[04:16:46] Rc car all you want just bring it back here when you're done

[04:16:48] Cheddar!

[04:16:49] I might have been tilted from fused time saying that stuff, but it's whatever.

[04:16:57] Hi!

[04:16:58] Hmm.

[04:16:59] I must be missing something, I always go to the other house.

[04:17:10] Not enough content.

[04:17:12] Wait, he's there!

[04:17:14] You see?

[04:17:15] Dude!

[04:17:16] I'm not crazy!

[04:17:17] See? He's just there chilling. I told you guys.

[04:17:23] And he just vanished.

[04:17:28] I told you guys. I'm not crazy.

[04:17:32] Oh!

[04:17:37] Hey Chatter.

[04:17:42] Bro, I'm god I gotta get this AI slap set up.

[04:17:45] Oh prompt it to oh I think they'd get most mad for insulting Daisy say

[04:17:55] something fucked up about Daisy P2 and ragebait maxit none of those weird-ass

[04:18:00] AI dashes you guys know Daisy from OTV only thing faker than her voice is her

[04:18:06] fake-ass personality she's a bitch in real life you guys know that right let it

[04:18:11] That's a clanker. I said no dashes

[04:18:14] That'll work though

[04:18:19] All right

[04:18:23] Yikes

[04:18:31] It's time to cause more time

[04:18:33] Dude, I'm about to have a mental fucking breakdown at first. It's just talking shit

[04:18:38] But now oh

[04:18:40] Tracy's also talking mad shit about us for no reason as if he does anything noteworthy

[04:18:46] The worst part is them freaking Judy's to boo boo. That was so fucked up right now saying she has nothing left to live for

[04:18:54] Fuck this. It's way too far now. I'm calling up tanks right now

[04:18:59] He's gotta tell us people to quit being this out of pocket. They're using you wait

[04:19:04] No, you know, this is just a way for them to become relevant again

[04:19:07] They run in low on content, which is why they're trying to start drama. Don't let them use you

[04:19:12] I need to do something though. They clearly don't like us or respect that. I can't let that slide

[04:19:19] Now I got some wisdom to drop when they do this kind of thing. It's cuz they feel disrespected trust me

[04:19:25] I'm a relationship expert. I know what you can do. You like doing giveaways, right? You should give them a peace offering

[04:19:32] I can even do it for you if you're busy

[04:19:35] Good idea my love language is gift-giving after all if you leave them a nice gift on my behalf

[04:19:42] I'd really appreciate that. I'll pay you however much it costs. Oh

[04:19:47] Boy find something for all the gifts views on behalf of OTV

[04:19:52] Okay, I guess we're gonna go to back to the mall

[04:19:58] All right, we've got to find the worst gift ever. Oh

[04:20:01] Oh, wait, you're right. The stink bomb could be would be devious

[04:20:15] Yes, look at that

[04:20:20] Mike Michael stink bomb

[04:20:22] Oh

[04:20:30] Here we go

[04:20:46] Oh, you call my name did you get our peace offering peace offering fucking peace offering

[04:20:52] You guys ain't fuckin' right in the head!

[04:20:54] Us? You're the one trying to ruin us for no reason.

[04:20:58] Are you mad because Justin hangs out with us more than you guys?

[04:21:01] Grow the fuck up.

[04:21:03] The fuck are you even on about?

[04:21:04] Nah, I ain't doing this shit no more.

[04:21:06] I'm gonna make sure you fucks never get a sponsor again.

[04:21:09] I'm gonna nuke your entire org.

[04:21:10] Fuck that!

[04:21:11] Nobody disrespects online TV!

[04:21:13] Daisy, get back!

[04:21:16] Oh no!

[04:21:17] What is that?

[04:21:22] Oh my god!

[04:21:24] They're gone!

[04:21:29] Wow, um, that was a, that was a crazy, um, that was a crazy, uh, quest line.

[04:21:42] What the shit, man?

[04:21:44] That was a crazy, uh, quest line.

[04:21:47] What the shit, man?

[04:21:48] I don't like these guys enough to be dealing with death lasers

[04:21:51] and shit.

[04:21:52] They'll be useful enough.

[04:21:53] Chat, how's my view count looking?

[04:21:56] Oh, OK.

[04:21:56] So I could leave this area, but then I can't finish

[04:21:59] my stream academy with a Pyro software.

[04:22:03] So I'm going to try to get banned, and that will go

[04:22:06] complete area.

[04:22:09] Oh, here we go.

[04:22:10] I'm racking it up.

[04:22:11] I'm about to get banned.

[04:22:14] Oh wait, yeah there's the homeless camp too, I've never even visited there.

[04:22:30] Okay, um, return to Professor Pyro Software.

[04:22:36] Oh wait, I didn't lose viewership from getting banned this time.

[04:22:43] I guess he truly trained me well.

[04:22:57] Guys, there was another one!

[04:23:00] I saw him!

[04:23:02] Right in front of me.

[04:23:08] I saw it.

[04:23:13] I got banned. I followed your advice and capitalized on that shit. I didn't even lose any viewers.

[04:23:22] Then your training is complete. Congratulations, Broccoli Cut. I'm still upon you the certificate

[04:23:28] of completion in live streaming mastery. As a parting gift, I'm giving you the official

[04:23:33] pyro economics handbook authored by yours truly. Follow the guides and you'll not

[04:23:38] I'll leave it to you viewers but game viewers when banned

[04:23:41] you'll gain viewers yeah

[04:23:45] I'm gonna say I'm gonna increase your viewership slightly amazing

[04:23:50] we're looking forward to seeing it got any final tips bro

[04:23:54] just be confident in your grips my games and game dev experience were never

[04:23:58] the hook for my audience

[04:24:00] it was my confidence about it I'm gonna let you in on a little secret

[04:24:04] I don't even know how to code whole time I want that slizzard

[04:24:07] I was just playing on my phone.

[04:24:09] Get out of here, broccoli cut.

[04:24:11] I hope to see you at the top of the twinge homepage soon.

[04:24:14] Thanks, Pirate of Software.

[04:24:16] Yes, thanks.

[04:24:17] I do this too.

[04:24:18] Oh.

[04:24:19] A left-wing grift for fault for viewers.

[04:24:25] I sent...

[04:24:31] I'm boycotting starbunks this week.

[04:24:33] Nice.

[04:24:34] Okay, um, I will check out the camp and do that quest line too before I leave.

[04:24:45] You gain to be received to how unmoderate your chat is.

[04:24:48] Let's fucking go.

[04:24:49] Should I stay here or go somewhere else?

[04:24:51] All right, this guy has a- oh wait, did I talk to this guy?

[04:24:54] You people my new whip, shit was 200 grand.

[04:24:58] It's a MacLaryon.

[04:25:00] 200 grand.

[04:25:02] She's beautiful, huh?

[04:25:04] Assets guys, thanks for the raid.

[04:25:07] She needs a real eater to take her out.

[04:25:09] Let the content god, Kate and Brentley, take fine shit for a ride.

[04:25:13] Wait, oh my god.

[04:25:14] Kate and Brentley?

[04:25:15] I see your fucking clips all the time, dude.

[04:25:19] I just didn't recognize you.

[04:25:20] Alright, sure, you can drive it.

[04:25:22] The highway northbound is closed right now for construction, so we can just have

[04:25:25] the road to ourselves.

[04:25:27] Hell yeah.

[04:25:30] I

[04:25:33] Don't space to look at phone

[04:25:42] Sammy thanks for the eight months

[04:25:47] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, well this shit slippery

[04:26:01] I'm doing I'm doing great

[04:26:26] The car swerves on its own

[04:26:28] I'm trying to watch this this family guy episode

[04:26:48] Where am I? Where am I? What happened?

[04:26:51] I'm fine. This is fine.

[04:26:58] I'm fine.

[04:27:07] I'm fine.

[04:27:14] I'm fine.

[04:27:16] I'm fine.

[04:27:17] Don't watch time together over once.

[04:27:19] It just feels like you really clicked.

[04:27:21] But lately, she's been really distant.

[04:27:24] Like, she barely talks to me.

[04:27:27] I'll pop in, say hi, maybe drop a couple

[04:27:29] gift-in subs to show her up there.

[04:27:32] And she'll just ignore me.

[04:27:33] Not even high and on like she used to.

[04:27:36] She'll get other people's messages

[04:27:37] or responds to them.

[04:27:40] Crickets!

[04:27:41] I've been trying to get her to look.

[04:27:44] What's that? What's that?

[04:28:02] I was just trying to watch the TikTok.

[04:28:05] holy shit bro, is my drone okay?

[04:28:08] my leg!!

[04:28:09] oh no! no!

[04:28:11] no! I'm so sorry!!

[04:28:13] my drone

[04:28:15] who fucking drone bro is it broken?

[04:28:17] wait the stream drone is broken?

[04:28:19] nooo!!

[04:28:20] am I going to lose my legs?

[04:28:22] how bad is it?

[04:28:23] how do I know what to look bro?

[04:28:24] where am I bleeding from?

[04:28:25] make sure it's okay for me bro

[04:28:27] I didn't buy the protection plant bullshit

[04:28:29] I'm gonna think it's broken

[04:28:30] ahhhh!!!

[04:28:32] run, no shot

[04:28:34] Stupid ass staff, get off my dead!

[04:28:37] Oh no, it's over!

[04:28:40] You were suspended!

[04:28:41] Yay!

[04:28:42] However, using the skillzone industry mechanic, you actually gained viewers.

[04:28:48] Let's fucking go dude.

[04:28:50] Uh, okay, so I will check out the camp behind the house now.

[04:28:55] And I think that will be my last thing to do in this area.

[04:29:01] Shander!

[04:29:02] All right, I see it.

[04:29:08] Shander!

[04:29:13] You guys see him, right?

[04:29:18] He's real!

[04:29:19] He's over there!

[04:29:23] Stop following me!

[04:29:24] Oh my God, he's gone.

[04:29:25] Shander.

[04:29:26] I have content loaded right now.

[04:29:27] I have some content loaded right now.

[04:29:30] Hello my sweet boy.

[04:29:36] Hey, you be gone or change?

[04:29:39] Ain't I'm on here?

[04:29:41] Shit's fine man, give me.

[04:29:44] Yeah.

[04:29:46] Yeah, I got some needle, needle too dumb man, fuck.

[04:29:50] It's up there. You missed it, huh? No, this is. It's little for man.

[04:30:00] Is this supposed to be Borson? Hey, bruh, you look familiar.

[04:30:08] The proffy, man. The zone. The zone. The frozen bags.

[04:30:12] No frozen bags. The frozen bags.

[04:30:15] What the fuck are you saying, bruh?

[04:30:17] This new brain bra ain't caught up with?

[04:30:19] Chatter.

[04:30:21] The voice said you.

[04:30:22] Not me left and need to let it be the light again.

[04:30:25] Can't believe you're not stopped too.

[04:30:27] No.

[04:30:28] He crushes ice from his frozen bags and urges you to snort it.

[04:30:32] Yo chat, should I do this?

[04:30:35] They're saying yes.

[04:30:36] Aye, that's good enough for me.

[04:30:38] Chat voted yes.

[04:30:39] Give me that shit.

[04:30:45] He awakes your awakening.

[04:30:53] By the gods.

[04:31:04] Chat, do you hear this?

[04:31:06] He speaks with Cleotone now.

[04:31:09] The ice has granted me clarity to speak out, though the thousand ice will certainly still

[04:31:15] do not.

[04:31:16] I stand ready to embrace my own destiny.

[04:31:19] I feel it's cold coursing through my blood.

[04:31:22] What is going on?

[04:31:23] Don't fall, seek out the king of the road, there, my destiny shall unfold.

[04:31:28] What is going on?

[04:31:31] What is going on?

[04:31:41] Shatter

[04:31:47] King Benton Thorn

[04:31:50] Who is that in front of me? My vision fails me. It's Zornul!

[04:31:56] Oh my gosh

[04:31:58] His chat doesn't understand who it all is for.

[04:32:03] Oh my god.

[04:32:05] Hold on one second.

[04:32:15] There we go.

[04:32:22] Oh, yes it is.

[04:32:25] Why'd they make Zoil the Skitso King?

[04:32:52] They can't understand them at all.

[04:32:55] So you bear the garments I have signed you to fetch.

[04:32:58] A shadowed alchemist bid me find you.

[04:33:00] Spook of fate, in all men's yet unfold.

[04:33:03] Forgive me, lad.

[04:33:05] I took you for an errand, boy.

[04:33:07] These eyes and this wretched memory

[04:33:09] plague through games of me in my twilight years.

[04:33:11] My food is here.

[04:33:13] Who are you, then?

[04:33:15] I am King Fenton Fawn, lord of the seven encampments,

[04:33:18] protector of the row.

[04:33:21] And where am I?

[04:33:22] You stand at needle's reach.

[04:33:25] The heart of the seven encampments, from here my rule extends over all.

[04:33:29] Your increase suggests you're a stranger to this land, and yet I know your face.

[04:33:35] I've seen you in dreams.

[04:33:38] I trust you, lad.

[04:33:40] Gods help me, I do.

[04:33:41] Be toxic or be kind.

[04:33:44] I thank you, Your Grace.

[04:33:45] Your trust is no small gift.

[04:33:47] Do you know what fate intends now that it has led me here?

[04:33:50] I am yet uncertain.

[04:33:52] By ask this of you, lad.

[04:33:54] Have you met my cumbly daughter Miria? She has promised to house Mitharion in the north.

[04:33:59] And sadly, her heart is heavy with worry. She's never known the touch of a man. Will you ease her troubled mind?

[04:34:08] Oh, great.

[04:34:09] I'll see it done, your grace.

[04:34:13] Princess Miria. Please! I wish not to be disturbed. Don't you know if the decision my father forces upon me? The whole kingdom has eyes on me.

[04:34:23] Dude, they're just on drugs.

[04:34:25] What the fuck?

[04:34:25] I'm gonna grab my food.

[04:34:27] I will be right back.

[04:34:40] Okay.

[04:35:11] Hello!

[04:35:12] Hi guys!

[04:35:13] Oh!

[04:35:14] You got my boot!

[04:35:15] What's the secret that you're struggling with princess?

[04:35:18] My father promised the lord of our neighbouring encampment I'll remind him this once.

[04:35:22] Holy shit this one's spuffin' bossin'!

[04:35:27] Now I'm a sweat one these Motharian boys to get my father in front of me.

[04:35:33] Shit this looks fucking awesome.

[04:35:40] Not the meth aurean voice.

[04:35:46] You could never rule a kingdom anyway.

[04:35:48] Women have only fit for bearing sons.

[04:35:50] Not for the crown.

[04:35:54] Oh my fucking god, you see this?

[04:35:59] You see in this shit?

[04:36:01] Oh my god.

[04:36:03] It looks amazing.

[04:36:31] here to ensure you fulfill your duties to the rule always this talk of fulfilling

[04:36:37] duty you sound like my father how I fully feel you then sweet last and really be

[04:36:42] your daddy he's he sucks at talking the girls anyone speaks me like that

[04:36:49] before in truth I've never spoken to a boy does she like it no way I've met

[04:36:57] not even one of the Motharian boys I'm supposed to marry how are they

[04:37:00] and never like either and not marry me then sweet girl forget those other

[04:37:05] churls take my hand instead heavens your offer is generous but you're right I

[04:37:11] must fulfill my duties and strengthen our lines with House

[04:37:14] MacGharion please just talk to the MacGharion boys in the neighbouring

[04:37:18] encampment and tell me who would be the best match for me

[04:37:23] Oh, there they are. Okay. How's Smith Orion? Oh my god, crashing out.

[04:37:39] Greetings, Lord. Who are you? Who am I? You must be an outsider! I hate outsiders!

[04:37:47] Alaric, let this boy's head off!

[04:37:51] Please, my lord, Mercy, I'm stranger to this land. I do not mean to offend.

[04:38:00] How pathetic! A miserable coward sniveling from Mercy! It is nearly amusing!

[04:38:08] I am in need of a new chester!

[04:38:10] A chester?

[04:38:11] My last lost his sense for humour and never grew out of his...

[04:38:16] Kill Guy material. For that, he was executed.

[04:38:23] Kill Guy is unfunny!

[04:38:24] Thank you, my lord. I grew sick of that half-wit nonsense as well. I much prefer chicken jockeys.

[04:38:31] Cards above. You are no better.

[04:38:34] Why don't chicken jockeys awesome?

[04:38:36] Be gone from my sight before I have my son remove that cap from your skull.

[04:38:42] Oh my goodness, well this was a disaster.

[04:38:47] An absolute failure.

[04:38:52] Oh, I have to investigate the suns.

[04:38:59] Oops.

[04:39:00] Then I go back to her.

[04:39:02] Ant monster, thanks for 8 months.

[04:39:05] They got to make this into a movie.

[04:39:08] What do you mean a movie?

[04:39:09] This is just, this is just Twitch.

[04:39:11] A bastard boy. I can smell it on you. Your odor offends me.

[04:39:19] Sorry, man.

[04:39:20] What disease possesses you to disturb me peasant?

[04:39:24] A common wretch in my presence. Disgraceful.

[04:39:29] I'm looking for the Mitharian brothers. Might you be them?

[04:39:32] You know not who I am. I am a laryg Mitharian.

[04:39:36] Fool. God's above. What a painful insect before my eyes.

[04:39:43] Who make a little hint on your quest?

[04:39:45] Your name is known to none, little brother.

[04:39:50] I am the Lord's own blood, you ape.

[04:39:53] Respect shall be given, unless you wish to learn the consequences.

[04:39:57] I call Representing House Fenton Thorn to talk to you and your brother, and identify the most suitable for the princess.

[04:40:02] a choice no I was led to believe I was a one destined to deflower her she was

[04:40:09] promised to be my birthday gift oh you thought wrong I come representing the

[04:40:14] king and the princess to decide the course of this union fuck you and your

[04:40:19] house her young cuddly body is mine to clean oh my god this guy's a freak

[04:40:29] You'd this mind your tongue, or there's not a chance in the seven hells I choose you as her groom.

[04:40:34] I can have my father set me your neck from your shoulders, and your stones from your frame, should I wish it?

[04:40:40] Be gone, peasant! I've reached my limits with you.

[04:40:44] This guy sucks. What about this guy?

[04:40:47] Seven hells, he's brighter than my batty.

[04:40:50] Okay, they both suck.

[04:40:51] Sire, why is it that you're wearing a helmet?

[04:40:54] I wear it so no one can see my nasty face. I'm hideous.

[04:41:00] I'm looking for the Mitharion brothers. My UV one.

[04:41:04] Yes, I'm Kaelin Mitharion. Am I in some sort of trouble?

[04:41:08] Oh, I do like not.

[04:41:12] Kaelin. First Kaelin Rossbeth is my name, and now you. All these damned imposters among us.

[04:41:18] Forgive me, I've met no trouble. Please, tell me, what did you seek?

[04:41:25] A calm representing House Fenton Thorn. To talk to you and your brother and identify the most suitable for the princess.

[04:41:31] Oh, gods, this burden is too great. I want no part of it.

[04:41:36] He's bought a marriage, my friend. There is nothing to fear with the princess for grace.

[04:41:41] It's not the marriage I fear, it's the plan. It just seems for the wedding.

[04:41:46] Oh, God. I can't go through with it.

[04:41:51] I never scheme once. He was a child-toucher. He was.

[04:41:55] His your house of the same devious nature.

[04:41:58] I've spoken too much, B.B.B.

[04:42:02] Spoken too much? What does that mean?

[04:42:06] It's a little bit strange and odd.

[04:42:11] Well, I don't think she would be happy marrying either of them.

[04:42:15] Speaking to the motharian boys. Do they seem suitable husbands?

[04:42:20] Yeah princess. They are most curious lot to say the least

[04:42:27] Then speak who in your eyes is the most worthy match for my hand

[04:42:36] Should I give her the the the mean brother or the scaredy cat one

[04:42:42] The scary cat one at least doesn't seem mean or I could offer myself I guess

[04:42:51] To be truthful princess, it is I who suit you best. My heart longs to make you mine

[04:42:58] By the gods, I thought the same. The way you spoke earlier of being my daddy. Such confidence

[04:43:06] But I'm unsure if this is wise I'm already promised to a Motharian boy, to make a promise now may stir the wrath.

[04:43:14] I cannot princess, the only promise that matters to me is to give you now to be devoted to you.

[04:43:21] Oh brother.

[04:43:25] Then it is decided, gladly I will take you as my husband.

[04:43:29] I'm overjoyed.

[04:43:31] Please speak to my father the king and tell him of your decision so that in the air range the wedding.

[04:43:36] You know, he's gonna be so pissed.

[04:44:06] I don't know what it is but I trust you my Lord. I accept this union if this is what you insist.

[04:44:16] We've only just met and you give me your daughter like that. What kind of father are you?

[04:44:23] A father who needs an heir, damn it. I'd marry Miriam myself, I could. But my seed is dry.

[04:44:30] What the fuck?

[04:44:32] Excuse me, your grace. What in the seven hells did you just say?

[04:44:37] Oh, brother, man.

[04:44:40] Enough. A man of my age should not argue longer. Go and tell Lord Mithari of the final wedding plans.

[04:44:51] He's not going to be very happy.

[04:44:54] A bastard boy, I can smell it on you.

[04:45:04] A calm bearing message from the king about the forthcoming wedding.

[04:45:08] Does it look like I care what a fenton-thorn errand boy has to say?

[04:45:14] I'll hear no such dual blather but here I'm entertained.

[04:45:18] Oh, okay.

[04:45:19] Well, we'll have to make him nice and happy then.

[04:45:20] Come here and entertain you then, my lord.

[04:45:21] I'm tired of jokes I know you will smoke our crystal concoction and you shall make

[04:45:30] a fool of yourself for my viewing okay

[04:45:36] all heavens I feel alive yay more drugs more drugs

[04:45:47] Now, go bring about mayhem! Go! Run for your lord! Run, you little shit!

[04:46:01] Call some meth-induced mayhem. You're going insane. Resist the urge to crash out. Ah, fuck.

[04:46:10] Shit, I know I overreact sometimes working on myself and shit.

[04:46:14] What the fuck is that?

[04:46:17] Ah shit!

[04:46:18] Bitch ass staff.

[04:46:19] It's fine, I gained viewers.

[04:46:24] There!

[04:46:28] He's still there!

[04:46:31] You see?

[04:46:34] He's real!

[04:46:36] He's following me!

[04:46:39] I'm not crazy!

[04:46:42] You are mused me boy. The maddest fool to streak across my court yet. You have earned the right

[04:46:58] to speak. What message add you? Lord Motharian, I come there in news of

[04:47:03] Princess Maria and whom she will marry. Princess Maria will not marry a Motharian

[04:47:08] The Fettin' Thorns have decided I will be her husband instead.

[04:47:12] They would damn break the promise we were given.

[04:47:15] It was one of my sons who would marry her, none else.

[04:47:19] One of them would have fathered a king.

[04:47:22] Now none of them will.

[04:47:24] And you, do you enjoy conspiring with these deceitful Fenton Thorns?

[04:47:29] Yes, I'm a bitch. No, I'm Alpha.

[04:47:32] I gotta get the viewers to-

[04:47:33] I hold no allegiance to the Fettin' Thorns.

[04:47:35] I am my own man.

[04:47:37] Tell me, boy, do you know the story of our houses?

[04:47:41] For generations, my house ruled the seven encampments atop the morphean throne,

[04:47:47] until my father, the former king, was usurped by House Fentonpour.

[04:47:53] Rash and impulsive, they called us unfit to rule, they said.

[04:47:58] I can relate. Once my friend Gerard led me to a crypt,

[04:48:01] it cut me a large portion of my followers like yourself.

[04:48:04] You lost your men. I lost my father. They slaved him with the needle in the back

[04:48:12] Couldn't even face him those cowards. They have stifled our economy and our prosperity ever since

[04:48:20] Out of fear of what we might become. Okay, the mess files are more crazy

[04:48:26] So that might be better for for viewership, but I already hit the requirements so I can do whatever I want now

[04:48:31] They conquered the road fairly. Much as your house probably did generations past. I can't

[04:48:46] know about the sorrows of sore losers. Insolent wretch! Callous fool! Clearly, you don't understand

[04:48:56] the consequences of your words.

[04:48:59] Fuck you Lord Motharian, your sons are both pieces of shit.

[04:49:02] Return to your king and tell him that the Motharians will be ready for the wedding when

[04:49:08] it is time.

[04:49:09] Be gone.

[04:49:10] Goodbye.

[04:49:11] Chat, I'm gonna get married to a princess.

[04:49:22] Have you told Lord Motharian of the wedding yet, my boy?

[04:49:25] he's informed and all is coming for I'm so excited I have your grace he has

[04:49:31] acknowledged the choice of bridegroom splendid my boy splendid and he took no

[04:49:38] issue of your range with Ronnie of the man I like it I could betray both of them

[04:49:44] no I can't betray soil your grace I fear they put up something devious I'm

[04:49:51] I'm almost on Zero Sanity, I don't know how bad that is.

[04:50:12] What the hell, your grace?

[04:50:16] Zero Sanity.

[04:50:17] weapons to a wedding but today extra let's say crash out on Twitter exception

[04:50:22] the little arm or so I just have to lock in and not miss the checks and it's fine

[04:50:31] as spend only $10 said go talk to more homeless people bro I'm going insane

[04:50:41] sorry boy I've got Matt for no reason okay I gotta go change my mods out

[04:50:45] outside of my stop going insane.

[04:50:47] Actually, I think it's just the drugs making me insane.

[04:50:53] Damn, it's gonna be tricky.

[04:50:54] Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:50:55] No, it's because of my faith as you return to reality.

[04:51:04] Kinda let me change out my mods.

[04:51:09] Oh, hey, Gaten.

[04:51:10] I'll get you my share of the rent soon.

[04:51:12] Dambul.

[04:51:17] Alright.

[04:51:22] On mod, let's see, I will add Dr. K.

[04:51:27] Here, punish sanity at save points.

[04:51:31] Kaden, Brutley, number one fan, and um...

[04:51:35] Let's do...

[04:51:39] Um, Gerard, this should be good.

[04:51:52] Well, I can, uh, meditate and gain sanity, okay, excellent.

[04:52:09] I'm saying again!

[04:52:11] YAY! Never thought I would see that.

[04:52:17] Let's fucking go.

[04:52:19] Alright, let's get this white machine on.

[04:52:32] I thank you for warning me, my boy.

[04:52:34] My men stay in the ready.

[04:52:36] No fencing for blood, but we shed to death.

[04:52:38] Something awful's gonna happen.

[04:53:08] I'll deliver my bloody shaft to her. That's for certain my new toy

[04:53:16] Scared bro. He's so fucking creepy

[04:53:30] Today is a momentous day young lord my daughter shall at long last fulfill her duty to the road

[04:53:38] One more to talk?

[04:53:42] Oh.

[04:53:43] Why'd they even let him talk?

[04:53:53] Talk to high sepsis to begin the ceremony.

[04:53:56] The light of the gods shines upon you, my child.

[04:53:59] Today, the princess's union shall be sealed in the eyes of the divine.

[04:54:06] It seems to me that the weddinggoers are content, and all is in order.

[04:54:10] Let us begin.

[04:54:11] Let us indeed, child, King Fintanthon, beloved Queen, and honoured guests, today we are

[04:54:19] gathered here under the eyes of God, and today we not only unite two souls for life,

[04:54:27] but we also forge alliance and duty.

[04:54:31] Let no blade nor blight tear asunder what shall now be bent.

[04:54:37] Hurry up!

[04:54:38] The king instructed me to tell you to wrap it up high sepsis.

[04:54:41] My father is pro-wary of this.

[04:54:44] Yo, NPC Matt, thank you for the five gifted.

[04:54:47] Thank you!

[04:54:48] Thank you so much.

[04:54:50] Elim, kids, may the gods bless this union and guard their part.

[04:54:54] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[04:54:56] Before the rites are sealed and the vows spoken,

[04:54:58] Is there anyone who would like to speak?

[04:55:02] Uh-oh.

[04:55:03] I started cutscene.

[04:55:19] Oh god.

[04:55:20] What am I doing?

[04:55:28] Oh god. Oh shit.

[04:55:30] Draw your weapons.

[04:55:32] Yeah!

[04:55:34] Victory for soil.

[04:55:36] Victory for soil.

[04:55:38] I would squeal.

[04:55:40] Butters! Kill them! Kill them all!

[04:55:44] Oh shit.

[04:55:48] Who am I shooting at?

[04:55:52] What?

[04:55:54] I don't even have like a using the bow animation.

[04:56:04] I'm just holding it and clicking.

[04:56:06] Is that all the guy I'm supposed to kill?

[04:56:13] He's a Natharian.

[04:56:15] Um.

[04:56:16] Is there another one?

[04:56:21] There another one

[04:56:33] This is

[04:56:39] There we go, I guess I just had to shoot him from the back

[04:56:44] All right, I

[04:56:46] I saved them.

[04:57:01] Well, bounty will I receive, now that I've defended the crown, or followed perhaps?

[04:57:05] Or soap?

[04:57:06] A twist prime!

[04:57:16] Oh

[04:57:19] All rise for the king

[04:57:22] The king my boy you have served the realm with a selfless heart my dreams did not mine

[04:57:28] You were the one fate it chose to restore the balance of the road for this

[04:57:32] I grant you the title of night and declare you as a savior of the seven

[04:57:38] Savior of the seven in campus you to be brave in the name of morphe. I charge you to be just

[04:57:46] Oh, he touched her butt. I saw it.

[04:57:56] Yo, aw, fuck it. Thanks for 38 months. Welcome back.

[04:58:10] Okay, I'm back to reality. Wow, what a quest line.

[04:58:14] I think that's the last thing I had to do in this area, so I can move on to the next chapter I guess

[04:58:20] That was um, that was

[04:58:24] Truly cinematic, you know

[04:58:27] Now we're back to reality

[04:58:31] What's up, bro? I'm waiting for my coke plug to show up. He's usually around here. I know that fucking pussy starts me

[04:58:37] Hi, bro. I'm big enough 30k like I promised time to work your magic

[04:58:42] Fucking fuck yes dude!

[04:58:44] Okay, hold up. Watch this.

[04:58:46] What, your wife you abandoned her?

[04:58:48] Ah, I gotta go stream, you know.

[04:58:50] I gotta go stream.

[04:58:52] Hello? Uh, yo, what up?

[04:58:54] Uh, this is the White House?

[04:58:56] Yeah, yeah.

[04:58:57] The White House?

[04:58:58] I'm from the team, Brentley Management Team.

[04:59:00] Bro, who'd you call? Let me talk to him.

[04:59:02] No dude, trust me.

[04:59:04] It'll sound better if your manager talks to him.

[04:59:06] Otherwise, you're just doing some cringe ass self promo shit.

[04:59:09] Uh, hello?

[04:59:10] Oh

[04:59:12] Yeah, this is the kid friendly management team

[04:59:15] Listen, no bullshit. I know you guys been scouted for the next influencer interview to reach to see

[04:59:20] Cletus cordwood

[04:59:23] That's not it. I got a huge opportunity for you my client

[04:59:26] Kate and Brentley is the leading streamer in Los Angeles right now with over

[04:59:31] 50,000 consistent viewers daily. That's not true

[04:59:34] But now of course close enough could continue interviewing with gamblers and crypto grifters

[04:59:39] Or if you could interview with the King, the content God

[04:59:45] No fucking way

[04:59:54] What are you fucking serious don't choke dude, I need you to not throw this

[05:00:02] Oh my god, it's him it's really

[05:00:09] Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, it's really him

[05:00:18] Okay, yes, as you might have been told King is very interested in interview

[05:00:22] Let's fucking go. I'll make it quick. Yeah, listen the kid Ross interview was a flop

[05:00:27] I mean everybody's been saying it girl was just me writing you live on camera for a whole hour

[05:00:32] I mean he was doing tricks on it. That's really nasty

[05:00:35] There are kids on the side, you know, and the Logan Blake interview, again, more dick-riding.

[05:00:41] I mean, the people want to see authenticity, and not that fake-ass shit, you're gonna need

[05:00:46] the support if you want your third term.

[05:00:48] What do you say, Mr. President?

[05:00:49] Well, you know, Haley, make good argument.

[05:00:50] I'll say we make it happen.

[05:00:51] My team will be in touch to plan the details.

[05:00:52] Yes!

[05:00:53] Yes!

[05:00:54] Okay, thank you, Mr. President.

[05:00:55] We'll see you soon.

[05:00:56] I'm gonna...

[05:00:57] yes okay thank you mr. president we'll see you soon I'm gonna oh you have to

[05:01:06] give props to the staff that was fucking crazy you're the goat on God for

[05:01:11] easy fucking clap dude I told you I'm gonna mug I'm Caden Ross let's go you

[05:01:17] ready for this shit dude the president's gonna be here soon we got a

[05:01:20] Alright next level hell yeah, dude. Let's do this shit. I'm fucking hyped. Yes

[05:01:29] It's gotta be the good part

[05:01:32] Let's go oh

[05:01:35] Oh, oh

[05:01:38] This looks so serious. They got the softbox lights and everything

[05:01:44] This is a little bit intimidating

[05:01:50] I

[05:02:05] Want to hear his voice lines talk go twinch popo better not be watching me right now

[05:02:13] You know, I might check out that old pick me pizza later

[05:02:20] He's just mumboing to himself.

[05:02:29] Yeah, we got a lot of good ones out there, I think the whole on fire.

[05:02:33] She got something special to it.

[05:02:36] She got a lot to learn, and she'll be damn good officer someday.

[05:02:42] Holy fuck, bruh.

[05:02:43] Holy shit!

[05:02:44] Plus 39,000 viewers!

[05:02:45] I'll turn it to the fire title.

[05:02:49] All right, lock in, every answer is important.

[05:02:54] What the hell is this talk of edgy, son?

[05:02:57] You rolling or what?

[05:02:59] Telling you're live ignore him.

[05:03:02] Yeah, I'm always rolling.

[05:03:04] It's like an endless sepathon type shit.

[05:03:06] Hell, I'm so damn impressed by kids and your generation

[05:03:10] just knowing how to do a damn broadcast.

[05:03:12] Your own little TV station and everything,

[05:03:14] that's impressive shit.

[05:03:16] correct him or ask him about his son?

[05:03:23] No glazing. Remember they said the glazing interviews were bad so I got to just shit on him.

[05:03:28] Nah, I'm kidding on TV. We on twinge.

[05:03:31] Hell, whatever the hell it is, even better I guess.

[05:03:35] You know, alternative news sources are finally bringing power back to the people.

[05:03:40] I'm tired of that damn mainstream media bullshit controlled by the lefties, you know.

[05:03:45] You know, all they're both bullshit, but whatever it is, I can tell you're a smart one.

[05:03:52] Um...

[05:03:54] See that chat? Bet all you dadder is feeling dumb as fuck right now.

[05:03:58] Even the pres glazing me.

[05:04:00] Well, uh, you know, as you know, I'm, um, running.

[05:04:04] I'm a third term this year.

[05:04:06] Uh, I want some intelligent young, you know, men and women, boys and girls like yourself,

[05:04:11] to vote for and to save this country.

[05:04:13] I'm gonna be for real. I saw the Caden Ross interview. I all them politics was boring as fuck my check in a sleeper that shit on God

[05:04:21] Yep, yep, man. Caden Ross, you know at first I thought you and him were the same person

[05:04:28] You know I'm saying same name and all he was nice kid. He was using these one of the good ones

[05:04:33] Bro was a glazed

[05:04:35] 4,000 viewers giving gifts and worshiping you for an hour straight. We pull up the Fendham special on OF

[05:04:43] Chat wants to hear someone ask the real questions.

[05:04:46] So, when are you releasing the Epstein files?

[05:04:49] Ooh, yeah, what's your answer to that, Mr. Cornwood?

[05:04:53] What in the hell is this?

[05:04:55] I thought this was gonna be some nice little interview.

[05:04:57] You know, Caden Ross already gave me a whole damn

[05:04:59] X truck and a damn gorgeous, beautiful Rolex, by this point.

[05:05:04] I ain't Caden Ross, bruh.

[05:05:06] Bro's a fucking pussy.

[05:05:08] Answer the question.

[05:05:09] Were you out there with Diddy on the island?

[05:05:12] I'm almost at a hundred K viewers son the Epstein files were hoax they ain't never been

[05:05:18] Existed media is just trying to distract you from the important things. I'm doing to help this country

[05:05:23] Okay, and I don't think I need to remind you and that I saved old slip-slop after it was bad

[05:05:29] And without it ain't none of you kids would have a place to do your damn TV shows no more

[05:05:34] It would have been fine, bro. We would have just moved to red mode. You gotta stay off that red boat son

[05:05:39] The administration is funded by the CCP, you know, oh damn. I didn't know it was made by

[05:05:46] Pitos. Oh, my administration is also keeping this country safe. We already been deported

[05:05:52] over 300 million illegal immigrants just in this tart. 300 million. You know what my

[05:05:57] opponent, Senator Jeffrey Bones, is running on a pro crime, anti-law, anti-American campaign.

[05:06:07] can instigate drama or challenge him yeah that dude's a fucking loser on god

[05:06:11] what you hate the most about it

[05:06:15] 100,000 viewers

[05:06:18] these fraudulent felony jaywalking convictions on me it's a damn witch hunt

[05:06:23] it's absurd I feel you bro chats always trying to slander eyes me and call me

[05:06:29] watched we don't beat the accusations together bruh he's also planning on on

[05:06:34] repeal in my America first bill which is all you need to see he hates America

[05:06:38] senator bones the damn commie and you got to remember if corn could the corn

[05:06:43] would that's a good one if corn could then corn would my new hundred percent

[05:06:49] tariff on all countries is already bringing industry back to America don't

[05:06:54] you worry they're gonna pay for it look at Canada their damn economy be

[05:06:57] nothing about us I'm with you on only good thing Canada's given us is DJ

[05:07:02] T.J. Tonnell.

[05:07:03] T.J. Tonnell.

[05:07:04] They're more like a pet, I would say, you know, like a little dog, than a friend, you know.

[05:07:10] Now they say dog is man's best friend, you know, so maybe it ain't a dog, maybe it's

[05:07:14] like a gerbil or something, but...

[05:07:16] What the fuck man?

[05:07:17] ...the time that they learned where their place is, and it passed a little bit of

[05:07:21] gratuity.

[05:07:22] Oh, T.J. Tonnell.

[05:07:23] Oh, I understand now.

[05:07:25] Hell, Canadians are pansies anyway.

[05:07:26] You know, they won't do a darn thing about it.

[05:07:28] It's about time America takes full advantage of weak nations so we can reach our full potential.

[05:07:36] Bro, careful. My chat's gonna get jump-scared by all that talk about employment.

[05:07:40] True.

[05:07:41] We wanna hear some tea, bruh. When's World War III starting?

[05:07:45] Well, you know, we can talk about foreign policy.

[05:07:48] Play right here. I was on the phone with President Byron, you know, he's a weak man.

[05:07:54] weak man I feel like if you call them that I call my boy really I gave him an

[05:07:59] ultimatum I said you got a haul tall efforts on the nuclear program or

[05:08:05] marriage is gonna take action bro I know how you can show me business send

[05:08:10] another trillion to Israel oh yeah yeah it sounds like a terrific idea I'm like

[05:08:16] a post on the fact social right now and after this and then I'll tell them

[05:08:20] the new terms the deal bro be for real you can do better than that do you doubt

[05:08:26] my strength as commander-in-chief son you tell me what would convince a young

[05:08:32] voter like yourself if he or a farm if he mogged on them what would you all

[05:08:40] pick one second I would say if he mogged on them

[05:08:50] They ain't scared of you yet, bruh.

[05:08:55] You gotta show them how our army mobs on theirs.

[05:08:58] Well, if push comes to shove,

[05:09:00] you know, we indeed will show our reign in our military might.

[05:09:03] Okay? You can count on that.

[05:09:05] Hey, come on, call a pushy again.

[05:09:08] Nah, bruh, you're still just yapping like a pussy.

[05:09:11] Do something right now that ain't just a threat

[05:09:13] and ain't just some useless-ass zitter post.

[05:09:16] Hey, you watch your damn mouth, okay?

[05:09:18] Okay, using the MP word against me.

[05:09:21] Fact is, our military might is so powerful,

[05:09:24] these governments will love a bang no matter what.

[05:09:27] Okay, strong leader knows the power for you.

[05:09:29] Yo Luna, thanks for 11 months.

[05:09:32] Thank you.

[05:09:34] Tell him he's losing aura.

[05:09:35] Bro, my chat's saying they're gonna vote for your ops now.

[05:09:38] I think you got no aura.

[05:09:40] Oh hell no, I'm the president.

[05:09:42] I am the face of this country.

[05:09:45] I am who they fear.

[05:09:47] Bro, fuckin' prove it then.

[05:09:49] I will!

[05:09:50] Perhaps since Iran refuses to seize their nuclear program, I, President Cornwood, am declaring

[05:09:58] the war effective immediately.

[05:10:00] Oh God, what the fuck?

[05:10:03] Biggest stream I've ever had!

[05:10:06] Let's go!

[05:10:07] Holy fucking shit!

[05:10:09] I can't believe this!

[05:10:11] I'm gonna get some goddamn viewers.

[05:10:12] Yeah!

[05:10:13] Nah, hell, that's right.

[05:10:14] You see that, son?

[05:10:15] I don't just bark.

[05:10:16] bark okay this dog bites too wow all from one on stream interview the hell

[05:10:24] that's a dad gum shit show out here oh bro I think you pissed them off oh who's

[05:10:31] pissed off oh shit

[05:10:37] no terrorist attack freaking damn dad got my radians they're gonna pay for this

[05:10:44] one sir I'm getting worried that it wasn't the Iranians Canada just declared

[05:10:48] no good damn maple syrup chugging French speaking parasites they don't know

[05:10:55] what they just started get me the hell out of here it's so over six months

[05:11:05] Later

[05:11:35] Oh

[05:11:43] Rest in peace. Oh my god, I'm in the war now

[05:11:51] Dr. Yeast doing a thousand dollars finally a war stream. Oh, hey dude

[05:11:58] Line up with your platoon

[05:12:02] Now the Canadians have pushed us back to the base

[05:12:05] We're in the worst damn position of our pecker-sucking lives.

[05:12:08] They are winning, but we have a very important answer.

[05:12:12] That maple syrup chug and loose-loving,

[05:12:14] no good Canadian in the kid is our prisoner.

[05:12:18] But he's not just any prisoner.

[05:12:19] I had a million PQs.

[05:12:20] Actually, a million PQs?

[05:12:23] He was out joy-riding in a 10-minute camp.

[05:12:24] That's how many I'm supposed to hit.

[05:12:25] And his life is what we promised for our temporary survivor.

[05:12:29] Hi, Simba.

[05:12:30] Wait, this is Simp Dad?

[05:12:32] That was Simp Dad talking?

[05:12:34] What?

[05:12:37] Oh, he's still going, he's still going.

[05:12:38] I don't know why I'm doing it.

[05:12:39] I said, Mom, you did really good at the beginning.

[05:12:42] I like your voice acting, it was awesome.

[05:12:49] They didn't put his little credit in the bottom left of the screen

[05:12:52] for sent down, unless he didn't want it, I guess, I don't know.

[05:12:57] This game's crazy.

[05:12:58] Oh, hi, Coaster! We're Coaster 2! Hello!

[05:13:04] can stream the war I was expecting some actual fucking content yeah we're down

[05:13:09] only 47,000 viewers oh thanks for giving us up to sit long thank you and roll

[05:13:15] roll fee thanks for for my thanks for playing brother's game is ridiculous

[05:13:23] oh my god brothers just jokes about literally everything oh my gosh you and

[05:13:32] me both brah I had an interview with the fucking president thank you thanks mom

[05:13:40] hearts and chat for simp mom thank you oh simp mom gifted subs I'm truly so

[05:13:48] blessed tonight those fucking pussy fuck you all because of some stupid terrorists

[05:13:53] we need to get out of here dude watch this stream till we're on the battlefield

[05:14:00] I'm gonna recruit like three more, and we'll have a full five step. We gotta get the five stack going

[05:14:08] Mr.. Yeast gave another thousand dollars can I manage your death squad?

[05:14:13] Shouldn't you be counting animal private quit bothering me? So that's that's simp dad talking

[05:14:20] Okay, um

[05:14:22] We've got so scheme is here Jonathan

[05:14:27] MM dirt

[05:14:30] Pyro software Michael Ease from Y right now, okay? I really want I

[05:14:36] Want pyro software in the group?

[05:14:39] Okay, well, okay. Well, what do you guys what do you guys think?

[05:14:43] Whatever gotta get Michael for sure dude. No shot Michael Ease you fucking vaporized fuse clan, bro

[05:14:49] How are you not locked up right now?

[05:14:51] Well, obviously they caught me, but they realized my technology would be useful in the war against Canada

[05:14:56] I'm here to put some new weapons to the test kind of fun. We got a way though. Okay. Well, let's invite him to this

[05:15:02] What for sure? You're sneaking out want to fight in my death squad? Sure. Why not? I'm bored. I want to test out my new tech

[05:15:10] Is there anyone else I make sure I don't miss anybody

[05:15:19] Indian prisoner hi, you're all totally fricked you can't hold me here forever

[05:15:23] My dad's gonna make sure you're all hanged from the CN tower.

[05:15:27] We're gonna turn your mid-ass tower into an FW ratio you bozo's and yank this place.

[05:15:32] Ha ha ha! Bad freaking Americans.

[05:15:35] You can't even talk about war without using burger terms.

[05:15:38] Your old beast bodies are gonna make great fuel for our tanks, eh?

[05:15:42] Listen here, freak. You're gonna tell me everything you know.

[05:15:45] I'll milk your line. They hired me straight out of a Guantalamo Bay.

[05:15:50] Sure are for an operating base located at 48 degrees six minutes 30 seconds

[05:15:55] West 80 degrees six minutes and 36 seconds is good information or would you prefer that in decimal degrees that

[05:16:02] If you want one one latitude minus eighty point one one longitude I can also

[05:16:06] Go to our MOB

[05:16:08] Fuck chat. What the hell are you talking about?

[05:16:12] Buddy you Americans really are stupid. Is that the best you have?

[05:16:17] Yeah, well hockey isn't a real sport

[05:16:20] Tilted.

[05:16:21] American comedy, almost as bad as your military, eh?

[05:16:25] Couldn't feed farmers in Vietnam, now y'all can't beat the nicest people on earth.

[05:16:31] Yeah.

[05:16:32] And Drake ain't beating the Pito allegations.

[05:16:34] Hey, shut your freaking mouth about Drake.

[05:16:37] He could out-wrap thousands of Kendrickson his sleep.

[05:16:40] What is bro spitting?

[05:16:41] If I get out of here, I'm gonna kill you first.

[05:16:45] No one disrespects our gold.

[05:16:48] No, brother.

[05:16:50] Huh? Uh, yes. Uh, Semper-5, sir.

[05:16:55] Is this, uh...

[05:16:56] Hmm, I think I've seen you around somewhere.

[05:16:58] You from Maplewood?

[05:16:59] Uh, yeah. I work at Coco's there.

[05:17:02] Uh, I'm Stephen. Uh, I think I've seen you running around town.

[05:17:05] Small world, huh?

[05:17:07] So, uh, what are you doing here now?

[05:17:09] I got drafted, but they told me my body was too underdeveloped to see combat.

[05:17:14] So I'm just guarding the prisoner here.

[05:17:17] Well, can you tell me about this Canadian dweeb?

[05:17:20] He's the Canadian Prime Minister's son, apparently.

[05:17:23] No idea why he's out here.

[05:17:25] We captured him while he was joyriding a tank.

[05:17:28] Hmm...

[05:17:29] The only reason they don't obliterate our camp right now is because we have...

[05:17:32] It's up to me to keep him guarded.

[05:17:35] So, I'm putting together a depth squad to go find some content.

[05:17:38] You win?

[05:17:39] Hmm... Yeah, I'm down.

[05:17:41] Wait, I didn't want to recruit him!

[05:17:42] I treated him like a watchdog.

[05:17:44] And he would give me a choice to just put him in my group!

[05:17:47] Oh brother, well, um, who's MM Dirt?

[05:17:54] Heh, they're letting you stream this?

[05:17:56] What are you, like a ten viewer maker-wish kid?

[05:17:59] No offense, but...

[05:18:00] Oh, hey, John of the Forest!

[05:18:02] Watch, but nobody.

[05:18:03] He doesn't make songs.

[05:18:04] I'm a pretty big streamer.

[05:18:06] Top one percent.

[05:18:07] I have panel twitchcon, you know.

[05:18:11] Damn, Monk, that's crazy.

[05:18:13] Got any streaming tips?

[05:18:15] Even if I were to tell you, you probably couldn't understand.

[05:18:19] Not many people can relate to me.

[05:18:21] And to be honest, they shouldn't even try.

[05:18:23] They'll just hurt themselves.

[05:18:24] Because I am, this is low-key kind of complex,

[05:18:28] but I do think of myself as better than the average person.

[05:18:32] Not everyone has my X-factor.

[05:18:35] I believe you, bruh.

[05:18:36] I'm not worth your time, though, so I'm a go now.

[05:18:41] Well, I'll be darned.

[05:18:42] It's Sears!

[05:18:44] No, I want Jonathan and pyro stop order. Can I kick Steve?

[05:18:54] Wait, what do you mean Koreans though Brett war against Canada that's what they want you to thank sure

[05:19:00] But it's still the Korean I can reload

[05:19:03] Okay, I want to set up this whole war Michael

[05:19:08] Jonathan and pyro

[05:19:10] Okay

[05:19:14] Okay, let's get um Jonathan all right. We got seer

[05:19:37] Honestly Steven would be really funny too. It's just I I have to bring seer. He's my friend, you know

[05:19:44] Thanks to that elite ball knowledge, bruh. It got me an interview with the president. That's why we're here at all

[05:19:50] Great, so I caused this war. I should have known

[05:19:55] Always been about me

[05:19:57] Anyway, want to fight in my death squad? Just don't roach out and ditch your group this time, please

[05:20:04] All right

[05:20:05] Anything as long as I don't need to work on my game. Yo Asian ear lobes. Thank you for the prime

[05:20:10] time and then we'll get Michael.

[05:20:13] Dude, no shot.

[05:20:14] Michael, Eves, you fucking vaporized the case plan, bro.

[05:20:18] How are you not locked up right now?

[05:20:20] Well, obviously, I'm here to, well, sure, why not?

[05:20:22] All right, I've got my squad.

[05:20:25] Come on, dude.

[05:20:26] We need a squad if we're going to merc some Canadians.

[05:20:28] I'm just itching to kill some.

[05:20:30] Yeah, man, they were down.

[05:20:31] I think we got enough backup.

[05:20:33] Let's fucking go, dude.

[05:20:35] I'll meet you up again.

[05:20:36] More time!

[05:20:37] Don't let the general know we're leaving.

[05:20:40] Dr. Yeaston at $5,000 show us the war zone!

[05:20:44] Oh shit, it's time!

[05:20:50] It's time for war.

[05:20:57] Good morning, Private.

[05:20:59] Yo, I'ma just head out there and check out what's good.

[05:21:02] We were ordered to stay put.

[05:21:04] Only reason we aren't dead right now is because of our prisoner.

[05:21:07] anyone who leaves the Canadian shoe on site.

[05:21:12] Well, uh, the general actually ordered me to go out there and be the peace guy or whatever.

[05:21:17] Like a messenger.

[05:21:19] Do you think I'm stupid, Private?

[05:21:21] Please, bro, I need this.

[05:21:23] My mom is kinda homeless.

[05:21:25] I live with my dad.

[05:21:27] He uses the same sob story every time.

[05:21:30] The speed one.

[05:21:32] Damn. That usually works.

[05:21:34] Dr. He donated $10,000!

[05:21:38] I'll donate more if you sneak out.

[05:21:43] Find a way to distract the gatekeeper.

[05:21:45] Okay.

[05:21:46] Let's find a way out.

[05:21:55] Maybe I could fuck with the flag.

[05:21:59] I feel like my sanity is quite high.

[05:22:11] I can probably lower the strictness in chat.

[05:22:13] I'm going to take away Kate and Bruntly number one fan.

[05:22:49] general is keeping it good call bruh i'll try to grab it often sneak up on the

[05:22:54] general and pickpocket him

[05:22:57] you doctor yeesh is going crazy

[05:23:00] what are you doing quit sneaking around

[05:23:04] what are you doing quit sneaking around

[05:23:09] yeah i got it you found that key yet come on let me out of here

[05:23:16] Uh, who has it again?

[05:23:18] You're use this little general over there.

[05:23:20] I got the key, bruh.

[05:23:21] You're trying to make a scene though, right?

[05:23:23] Oh, you better believe it, Crowdy.

[05:23:26] I'll show him what Canucks are made of.

[05:23:28] Bet, bruh.

[05:23:29] Chat, get ready to clip this shit.

[05:23:32] Oh, God, what's he gonna do?

[05:23:34] Oh, shit, he's out!

[05:23:41] That didn't go how I planned, eh?

[05:23:43] Someone get their prisoner back in his cage, dammit!

[05:23:46] AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[05:23:48] You'll make sure I'm tall, scouting cat.

[05:23:52] $20,000!

[05:23:54] Alright.

[05:23:55] Let's get the hell outta here now.

[05:24:00] Yo, any twinge stackin' chat right now?

[05:24:09] Duke, we snuck some guns on the way out!

[05:24:11] But what about this shit in here?!

[05:24:14] Bro, that's a fuckin' tan-

[05:24:15] Oh shit!

[05:24:28] Hell yeah, the Flaythrower, Gold AK, or the Crossbow.

[05:24:33] Oh, there's more.

[05:24:35] AS now.

[05:24:38] We got...

[05:24:41] M4.

[05:24:42] We got that normal AK I'm gonna get the gold AK oh it actually lets me aim unlike the crossbow

[05:24:51] okay let's go she's gonna be the best stream ever best wartime streamer at a let's fucking go

[05:25:06] No, we're rich now.

[05:25:10] Chad, you guys still awake?

[05:25:22] Hey, team, let's go!

[05:25:36] Oh, I got a kill plus 13,000 viewers.

[05:25:49] Absolute cinema. That stream of all time.

[05:25:58] I'm scared of what I've got.

[05:26:06] Yeah!

[05:26:08] What's you get you few Canadians?

[05:26:11] How dare you eat these crazy, on-front fries!

[05:26:16] That actually sounds more like shit.

[05:26:21] This is crazy cool!

[05:26:27] Yeah, I got unlimited ammo.

[05:26:36] this is what she was talking about

[05:26:38] all about

[05:26:54] what happened?

[05:26:59] how are you doing seer?

[05:27:01] Rathaus his voice crazy

[05:27:14] Time to capitalize we need a postgame interview

[05:27:25] What's it like burning inside a tank is it like when you fell in the lava during your eighth failed mine shaft speedrun

[05:27:31] You are fired if you don't get the idea. Seriously dude.

[05:27:34] If you die you'll still have gotten like a 4-1 KD. Pretty good way to go out.

[05:27:39] If you need more to get the idea, hurry up.

[05:27:42] I can't jeopardize my stream's success to retain an untrustworthy tank driver.

[05:27:47] You are a s**t. You're f**king crazy.

[05:27:50] You drove the tank and took my stream content to the road.

[05:27:52] He just keeps coming.

[05:27:53] You've used it against me. You'd have done it again. Just admit it.

[05:27:57] Oh, he did take take the stream content of driving the tank.

[05:28:09] I got to keep streaming.

[05:28:11] I know.

[05:28:14] Gerard, you good?

[05:28:16] Damn, rip the goat.

[05:28:18] Chat, Epson chat for Gerard.

[05:28:20] He went out like a champ.

[05:28:22] Rest in peace, Gerard.

[05:28:23] Mr. Yeesh has donated $50,000!

[05:28:25] Oh my god!

[05:28:27] Oh my god!

[05:28:29] Let's fucking go!

[05:28:31] I am his crusader!

[05:28:33] You chugs are getting mugged on!

[05:28:35] Oh my go- oh!

[05:28:37] I'm inside his brain!

[05:28:39] Hands up! I shoot!

[05:28:41] Hands down! I shoot!

[05:28:43] I shoot!

[05:28:45] I shoot!

[05:28:47] I shoot!

[05:28:49] I shoot!

[05:28:51] I

[05:28:53] See your hands up. I shoot and tell

[05:29:51] I

[05:30:05] Shit that was the content. We needed dude. What the hell is that?

[05:30:10] Fuck I think we pissed them off dude guys. I'm pretty sure those are nukes about to be launched

[05:30:15] I

[05:30:20] No shot

[05:30:27] What do I do chat I could save the country right now, but

[05:30:36] Mystery story a hundred thousand dollars, you know

[05:30:41] Stop the new or the new core fight PVC

[05:30:45] You must fulfill your destiny.

[05:30:57] It doesn't even give me the option to stop the nuke, I think there's no quest for it.

[05:31:09] It was all a bait.

[05:31:10] Where am I?

[05:31:11] Am I dead?

[05:31:12] Am I dead?

[05:31:14] I haven't happened.

[05:31:16] God!

[05:31:24] Is that Russell?

[05:31:25] HAHAHA!

[05:31:26] Wait!

[05:31:27] Wait, it is Russell!

[05:31:33] This is so stupid!

[05:31:42] Yes, I am your father. I'm father to all life.

[05:31:46] Well, I've never abandoned you, my child.

[05:31:49] I see all and have accompanied you at every step.

[05:31:52] And I'm here to accompany you now at the edge of the afterlife.

[05:31:58] Yo, Chet, am I still alive? I fucking died!

[05:32:01] Someone tell me you guys got a clip of it at least. Lincoln, I wanna see.

[05:32:04] Oh my god, Chet's watching him dead.

[05:32:07] You were a flight upon much more than your death, my child.

[05:32:10] Before I decide whether you are worthy for the kingdom of heaven you must reflect on your life and be judged

[05:32:18] Confidence. Hi bro light work on God. Hey on you. I was always hold from a spot

[05:32:24] You'll account for your choices. Oh, no

[05:32:28] And you'll help me understand why because when where I stand you have a lot of explaining to do came

[05:32:35] Oh

[05:32:36] Uh-oh, I'm about to be in big trouble.

[05:32:45] Oh, no. Sit, Mom.

[05:33:06] Then, you met a child in front of a hoarder's home, helpless and desperate.

[05:33:12] Whether it's her selfish intentions or otherwise, you helped her and confirmed her abusive father.

[05:33:18] Giving hand and voice to the helpless is an admirable-

[05:33:21] I did a good thing there!

[05:33:23] Well, you know, I wasn't trying to be a hero or anything.

[05:33:26] Someone needed help and I just happened to be there.

[05:33:29] Of course. This was only one of many actions you took in Maplewood.

[05:33:34] Oh, he knows about that.

[05:33:41] Dude, punish Jonathan then.

[05:33:54] I wasn't the one shooting the guns, which I was, though.

[05:34:04] business. In the end, you decide to risk the lives of customers to sabotage the humble

[05:34:09] maple wood market. All of the viewers should gain their selfish eye because the man is

[05:34:14] business. But the moment that revealed your true nature of all others was when you

[05:34:19] encountered the man.

[05:34:20] Oh no! I picked the contact. Wraddle that one too.

[05:34:25] You really tortured and soon became a victim of murder. Yet instead of parenthesizing

[05:34:30] I'm sorry.

[05:34:35] Yo, I'm sorry, bro.

[05:34:37] Can I just get a dog and make a video about how I've grown?

[05:34:40] Hi, Moxa.

[05:34:41] Oh, oh, hello.

[05:34:45] I'm still getting donations in heaven.

[05:34:52] Uh-oh.

[05:34:53] Please, no more.

[05:34:55] Hey, nah, you don't gotta be doing all that.

[05:34:57] Let's just skip the rest of the file and let's get me into heaven.

[05:35:01] I didn't really do anything recently anyway.

[05:35:03] These final chapters represent you as who you are more than anything else.

[05:35:08] Kaden, upon these final acts, the wordiness changes.

[05:35:12] Uh-oh.

[05:35:12] Now explain your actions.

[05:35:14] For as all-knowing as I am, I cannot myself understand what

[05:35:18] propels you to do the things you do.

[05:35:20] In Los Angeles, you turned murder into fear,

[05:35:23] chasing a cart while lives were lost.

[05:35:26] You vandalized patrol cars, obstructed justice, even stole and tampered with evidence.

[05:35:32] Uh-oh.

[05:35:34] And they called out...

[05:35:36] ...to the lair of the cultist culprits.

[05:35:38] After all that, you built even putting into their atrocities.

[05:35:43] Instead, you let them continue their murderous crusades and refrain from informing the authorities.

[05:35:49] I just wanted to survive!

[05:35:51] Brother, we're gonna kill my ass.

[05:35:53] You gonna blame me for trying to escape alive?

[05:35:56] You died needed a reason to escape had you let the police bring it to justice and obstruct it.

[05:36:03] Supernova, thank you for the prime.

[05:36:06] Now explain yourself honestly, I may be all powerful, but my mercy can grow as good as it does now.

[05:36:13] You turned abuse and online TV houses against each other, maurian friendship, killing innocents, and ruining the life of the young Michael Grimes. Why?

[05:36:23] I don't know it was funny. I was eating that shit up

[05:36:46] Wait that wasn't a trip I actually killed those guys. I'm gonna be real bro. I didn't even know I did anything wrong

[05:36:53] I'm sorry. Sorry. Didn't know it was that deep.

[05:37:15] This is much where you choose not to idolize the arrogance of selflessness and purity, instead

[05:37:21] emulating a wretched and shameless.

[05:37:23] Of all the things you did in Los Angeles, this battles me the most.

[05:37:28] Reckless and distracted driving, leading to the near death of an instant man and so many

[05:37:33] others.

[05:37:34] Downplay it or reflect on the others.

[05:37:36] Um, I don't know.

[05:37:38] Why not both?

[05:37:40] Both seems pretty good.

[05:37:43] bro extra Amelia does it I thought looking at your phone while driving was

[05:37:48] normal judge her for starting the meta onk

[05:37:54] after meeting your goal in Los Angeles

[05:37:57] and getting her president of the United States and those who are not directly responsible for Canada's indignation

[05:38:03] you acted the intent to instigate a war Jesus why

[05:38:09] To help President Cornwood?

[05:38:27] Um, um...

[05:38:39] I didn't think he was actually gonna die fucking stole my tank content bro

[05:38:48] chat didn't get to see the tank POV once he wanted to be in it so bad he did it

[05:38:53] to himself bro I'm at a loss for words Kaden and after wreaking havoc on the

[05:38:59] battlefield against official military supervision you had a choice to make

[05:39:03] stopping nuclear war that would kill millions or fighting a streamer and is

[05:39:08] Is it any surprise that you died on your way to fight PVC?

[05:39:12] It's almost as if the universe decided to punish you very, very bad.

[05:39:15] Oh, spoilers!

[05:39:17] So, did someone avenge me?

[05:39:18] Or were my teammates useless as usual?

[05:39:21] How about you ask something more important?

[05:39:24] Like, what do the weeks when often killed millions?

[05:39:27] The answer's yes, but...

[05:39:28] Uh-oh!

[05:39:30] Kaden, what have you done?

[05:39:31] There's far too much here for me to excuse,

[05:39:33] and these were merely the highlights.

[05:39:35] Only I know what else he's done.

[05:39:40] Only God knows what else he's done.

[05:39:42] For that, you will not be allowed to do what I can do.

[05:39:46] No!

[05:39:49] Please!

[05:39:49] Please God, I'm a good boy.

[05:39:51] All I need is a Gothmami.

[05:39:52] Just have one keep me on a leash in heaven.

[05:39:56] I'm afraid not, kid.

[05:39:57] It's time to be punished for your sins.

[05:40:00] Where you're going, there will be no Gothmami.

[05:40:02] No!

[05:40:03] I'll do anything bro. I'll stop screaming forever. Please just let me in. I don't even like my chat. Oh

[05:40:13] Shit the truth comes out

[05:40:25] Was there even an option to go to heaven

[05:40:33] Oh, his myth's saying...

[05:40:37] Oh my god, it helps me.

[05:40:55] What the hell is this place, bro?

[05:40:57] The hell is right, boy. Today begin your eternity of suffering and damnation.

[05:41:05] Chat is this real?

[05:41:06] Uh, chat. I think I'm cooked.

[05:41:10] Oh no.

[05:41:11] Wait, one of the mods said last warning to stop talking about the drama chat.

[05:41:18] Yeah, stop pointing out that he's in hell. You're gonna get banned.

[05:41:52] What you all underestimate the pain is to come

[05:41:59] Let's see how far

[05:42:05] Chad

[05:42:07] Why am I getting viewers for this shit, but you hate watching ass pose?

[05:42:12] They're finally seeing what they and I have for so long

[05:42:18] You're getting what you deserve

[05:42:22] Oh my god, dude, Kaden's got crazy paint watchers.

[05:42:26] Stop!

[05:42:27] God, you guys like him to shit, huh?

[05:42:30] Yeah, laugh it up, I'm a fucking lol cow, whatever.

[05:42:33] Ah, it's more fun than I could have imagined.

[05:42:38] Only torturing Jack the Hurtie could entertain me as much as this.

[05:42:44] Holy shit!

[05:42:46] You're still bubbling the hell up higher.

[05:42:49] Wait, that was a big viewer jump that time.

[05:42:52] Where were you guys when I was doing card openings?

[05:42:54] They would know it, because no one ever loved you.

[05:42:59] You're a laughing stock.

[05:43:02] Cattle for them to mock.

[05:43:04] Ask him to keep going, ask for variety.

[05:43:08] Fucking shit, that hurt.

[05:43:11] But I think chat liked the stretching more.

[05:43:13] Stretch me further this time, no homo.

[05:43:16] What? Careful what you ask, old boy!

[05:43:20] You have no idea how much worse it can get.

[05:43:26] Oh my god, a million viewers!

[05:43:28] Two million viewers!

[05:43:30] And do it all over again!

[05:43:32] Valver! And Alver! And Alver!

[05:43:35] Whoa, holy shit! This is gonna be forever?

[05:43:39] This is like an infinite viewer farm!

[05:43:41] Let's go with Gain, bro.

[05:43:43] Go on, keep going. These guys got a slip-slop attention span. I don't want to lose these new viewers.

[05:43:47] Do you not understand your faith, boy? This is forever. There is nothing and no one to share joy with. Pain is all you will know.

[05:44:01] Wait, who is that in the cage?

[05:44:08] Who is that? There's someone else in hell. I can't tell who, though.

[05:44:11] Now fuck off!

[05:44:13] OH GOD!

[05:44:14] AHH!

[05:44:16] Boo-hoo, holy shit.

[05:44:18] This gotta be a record or something.

[05:44:20] I don't even regret fumbling the PPC fight now.

[05:44:25] NO!

[05:44:26] THIS!

[05:44:27] These are the most disgrociating things you can experience!

[05:44:32] The only thing you should possibly be doing is fighting for a dragon!

[05:44:37] Harder, speed it up!

[05:44:39] 23 MILLION VIEWERS!

[05:44:43] This is so hot, bro!

[05:44:45] I only got that many views for that.

[05:44:47] Yo, say it and go harder, uncle.

[05:44:49] How much longer must I go?

[05:44:52] Until you understand that your viewers mean nothing now.

[05:44:58] You can do nothing with them.

[05:45:00] Nothing!

[05:45:02] No collabs to have.

[05:45:04] No fine shits to crack.

[05:45:08] only God misery for you to experience alone forever I get it already torture

[05:45:16] forever I don't care just put the viewers in the bag bro this is a hell for

[05:45:21] you hell for you is irrelevant

[05:45:25] God sent you to the wrong place oh he's never known what's right anyway the

[05:45:34] The only punishment of all for you is to take your viewers away.

[05:45:39] No!

[05:45:41] You can't do this!

[05:45:43] Please don't just keep torturing. I'll scream and make it all fun for you. No cap.

[05:45:47] I got just the punishment for you, Kaden.

[05:45:52] I will send you back in time to the beginning when you have a pair of viewers.

[05:45:58] No!

[05:46:00] I'll cut you!

[05:46:18] NOOOOOO!

[05:46:30] time you try to open your mouth to speak of what you know, you find it impossible.

[05:46:37] You'll try, and you'll try, and wonder why you can't say the words you want to say,

[05:46:44] watching helplessly from the back of your mind as your body grooms the earth.

[05:46:49] Your existence will be reduced to screaming inside the prison of your own mind, with

[05:46:55] I'm so old to hear all with no true hell for a shamer.

[05:47:01] That is your hell.

[05:47:04] Goodbye, chat. Goodbye.

[05:47:08] Well, chat, I hope you enjoyed your stay. Looks like I'm about to fall off harder than ninja.

[05:47:19] I knew that would be fun.

[05:47:25] Oh my god, we're going back!

[05:47:38] Oh noooo!

[05:47:48] I heard Simp Mom's voice for a second.

[05:47:53] No! It's here!

[05:47:55] Okay, okay, okay, oh god, oh god, it's chest?

[05:47:58] He come down here!

[05:48:00] Why screaming?

[05:48:01] For ever, for ever trying to pass

[05:48:04] You have to go!

[05:48:05] Zero viewers!

[05:48:08] Wow, what a game.

[05:48:13] Wow.

[05:48:15] That was um...

[05:48:16] Mic test!

[05:48:17] Mic test!

[05:48:18] Mic!

[05:48:19] Test!

[05:48:50] I can't say that shit. What the fuck?

[05:48:53] Oh, don't give me sardine those damn gays

[05:48:59] What the fuck happened to my taboo boo? That's a limited edition 21

[05:49:04] Joly

[05:49:08] Joly you're my mom

[05:49:20] You're my mommy

[05:49:31] In before stop speaking that foreign language. This is America. That's what you get for filming porno of me

[05:49:39] I'll show you crazy you got there mommy

[05:49:42] USA USA USA

[05:49:46] On behalf of the Department of America die

[05:49:50] He did. He did fantastic.

[05:49:54] For Cornward!

[05:49:58] Fuck yeah.

[05:50:02] That is crazy! This is ridiculous! You need to fucking get into the director right now!

[05:50:06] Gave in, Brentley! 1v1 me, Buzzy! Let's end this right now!

[05:50:10] For America, Canada, war, right the fuck now! Okay?

[05:50:14] Fight me, Buzzy! Royal! Roasted alive!

[05:50:18] I knew this would be fun!

[05:50:28] Give me my hat!

[05:50:30] Jack!

[05:50:31] Give me my fucking hat!

[05:50:32] You're more insecure and like crunched and scared, almost fear.

[05:50:36] I need a new hat!

[05:50:38] My hair!

[05:50:39] I need a new hat!

[05:50:40] My hair!

[05:50:41] Don't look!

[05:50:42] Please!

[05:50:43] Just move the camera out of my face!

[05:50:46] Hey! Please! Unhack him, guys! Please, wait a sec!

[05:50:50] What a game.

[05:50:51] God damn it!

[05:50:52] This game just felt like a giant inside joke.

[05:50:57] Between a bunch of people in communities who don't even interact that much with each other.

[05:51:02] So it's crazy. It's just weird.

[05:51:04] I feel like you can't really appreciate it unless you do.

[05:51:07] I've been on Twitch for a very long time.

[05:51:10] I'll bring it up.

[05:51:11] He's making me smile!

[05:51:12] Yeah, that was a big shit post.

[05:51:14] That was awesome. That was an experience for sure.

[05:51:19] That was scary.

[05:51:21] Oh, God.

[05:51:23] We got it. We got it. We got it.

[05:51:25] Mike Dast. Mike Dast.

[05:51:37] Oh, hell no. I'm the president. I am the face of this country.

[05:51:43] I'm a crippling Twitch viewer. I didn't even get some of the references. I feel like my god

[05:51:47] I didn't just pretend war on my screen. All of that shit, bitch. I think I understood literally all of them

[05:52:01] What the hell is this dude? Dude, no, I can't say that shit. What the fuck?

[05:52:08] It's looping. Oh, don't give me sardine those damn gays

[05:52:13] AHH! What the fuck happened to my dupu-

[05:52:17] Wow, that was great.

[05:52:20] Wow.

[05:52:22] What a game. I don't even know what to say. That was crazy.

[05:52:25] Bro, it was cool seeing so many cameos.

[05:52:29] Of people that I know. Dude, was he always in the window?

[05:52:33] It's one of the fucking cult people. Was he always there? I think. I just didn't notice it before, I think.

[05:52:38] Yeah, Coaster, this was awesome. You guys did such a great job on this game. This was so cool.

[05:52:45] I thought it was great.

[05:52:47] Oh my gosh.

[05:52:50] Yeah, I mean, some of the jokes, I was like, oh man, I don't even know how to react to this.

[05:52:58] But, um, yeah, what a game.

[05:53:02] Oh man, it makes me almost like nostalgic for some reason, but I don't know why.

[05:53:10] What a game.

[05:53:11] And it says Cornwood Mall back there.

[05:53:14] Sorry about those ones.

[05:53:15] Oh no no no, if you think I mean the ones about me, I didn't really, those ones I

[05:53:20] didn't really mind.

[05:53:21] I was like, well, I feel like that makes sense that I knew it wasn't like, you know,

[05:53:27] it was fine.

[05:53:30] I was so mad I was not!

[05:53:32] Hi, Motsup!

[05:53:34] Come here! Meow!

[05:53:36] That kitty!

[05:53:41] I was not pissed.

[05:53:43] Oh my gosh.

[05:53:45] Yeah, I liked the Canada War.

[05:53:48] That was awesome.

[05:53:50] Very cool.

[05:53:52] I've been live for...

[05:53:56] I might play a little bit...

[05:53:58] Tachi, thanks for giving us a sub to Coaster.

[05:53:59] I might play a little bit of a Liger CS.

[05:54:03] Matzah!

[05:54:04] And then I'm going to sub Resident Evil 4 tomorrow.

[05:54:07] I guess Emeroo 2 and Emeroo Pat.

[05:54:09] Yeah, this was awesome.

[05:54:11] I should write them a review.

[05:54:15] I don't even remember how to write a review.

[05:54:17] I haven't written a review in forever.

[05:54:20] Let me see.

[05:54:21] What should I say?

[05:54:22] Um, very cool game.

[05:54:30] Lots of cool people worked on it, very nice.

[05:54:36] There.

[05:54:37] Oh, hi, Maxa!

[05:54:39] Don't forget to add rhyme.

[05:54:50] I can't spoil that Russell is God.

[05:54:52] I feel like that's like the climax, you know?

[05:54:57] Yes, I recommend the game.

[05:55:00] OK, there we go.

[05:55:04] Congrats.

[05:55:06] Oh, Katerina and Esfan wrote reviews, too.

[05:55:11] This game is the ultimate love letter to Twitch and Streamers.

[05:55:14] Very lovely.

[05:55:17] Amazing.

[05:55:19] Wowie. Oh, thank you for making the game. You guys are awesome. That's so cool.

[05:55:27] Very, very cool.

[05:55:29] Uh, oh, God, I kind of want to play CS, but I'm so fucking bad, bro. I'm so fucking bad.

[05:55:38] And wait, OK, actually.

[05:55:42] I need to buy a headset.

[05:55:45] Well, really, really, thank you for the five gifted.

[05:55:49] I need to buy a headset that maybe I'll start my CS arc.

[05:55:53] Maybe I'll play like a League Gamer too,

[05:55:57] just tonight before I do Resident Evil and CS.

[05:56:07] You're actually, well, I don't know.

[05:56:10] You have 10 headsets in PR boxes.

[05:56:13] Well, actually, Melissa declines all peripheral PR packages

[05:56:18] because she knows that I don't want them because I hate wearing headsets.

[05:56:22] So I actually have no headsets except for ones that I bought because they looked cool

[05:56:27] and they're all broken now because they weren't very good quality.

[05:56:30] Yeah, but so I'll buy a headset.

[05:56:36] I'll just play some League for tonight I guess.

[05:56:45] And then tomorrow we start new games, I suppose.

[05:56:52] How is that sound?

[05:56:55] Yes, reasonable four.

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[06:03:15] All right, that's Disney.

[06:03:28] That was very, uh...

[06:03:58] Let's go!

[06:04:05] All right, cool, keep flash, that's worth it, I guess.

[06:04:18] She flashed the fourth one, I guess

[06:04:29] Do the Lisa's kind of crazy

[06:04:42] Goodbye, bro, I didn't get an assist on the kill. It's fine

[06:04:48] I don't get this game chat.

[06:04:58] Okay so there's five of us on my team right and there's five of them on their team.

[06:05:12] They're trying to kill all of our towers to kill our big big rock in the base and if they

[06:05:17] They killed a big rock the day when we're trying to kill their big rock which is there and every time we kill them

[06:05:23] We get stronger and a little bit closer to it

[06:05:27] But this game is all

[06:05:30] This game is also

[06:05:34] This game is also a psychological war

[06:05:43] People get very upset playing it

[06:05:47] right now I'm doing kind of bad now this is what we call a jungler intake now

[06:06:07] this is where I would get very angry and start yelling at people and making

[06:06:11] night horrible but I'm not going to do that please don't take my minions please

[06:06:30] I'm behind. Thank you.

[06:06:34] I need this.

[06:06:52] It's actually fun just mute chat.

[06:06:54] Uh, don't listen to no, don't listen to no.

[06:06:58] It's only fun when people are getting at each other.

[06:07:00] My top later is one and three.

[06:07:26] That's not good.

[06:07:28] and

[06:07:35] I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do this, but I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do this.

[06:08:05] I saw the post that they're adding a voice chat to League.

[06:08:14] I thought that was fake at first, but I think that it's real.

[06:08:20] I'm sure that's going to be fantastic.

[06:08:24] I will have to play for that for sure.

[06:08:31] Let's go!

[06:08:32] Woo!

[06:08:33] I'm in the game, bro!

[06:08:40] Let's go!

[06:08:50] I'm in the game bro!

[06:09:01] And now I'm just gonna farm bot while they take drag.

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[06:12:10] What's going to happen in chat, I don't know.

[06:12:16] Chat?

[06:12:17] I don't know.

[06:12:20] Both.

[06:12:21] How about that?

[06:12:26] How about that?

[06:12:33] Oh wait, I couldn't move them.

[06:12:42] Oh my god.

[06:12:44] I thought I had to do that.

[06:12:47] Ow.

[06:13:07] Ah!

[06:13:08] Kill her!

[06:13:09] No!

[06:13:10] She could have blocked the shot

[06:13:15] She's level five

[06:13:25] Okay chat will be here

[06:14:10] Oh that was a crazy system.

[06:14:20] Hey we got their jungler! I think that's way more worth.

[06:14:32] Almost got my ult.

[06:14:40] Kill him!

[06:14:44] Get him!

[06:14:46] Okay, that's fine.

[06:14:50] Ugh!

[06:14:55] It's a trade!

[06:14:56] It's a trade!

[06:14:57] It's literally fine.

[06:15:00] Oh

[06:15:19] It has one damage after smite. I don't know who smite that was

[06:15:23] I got you bitch!

[06:15:53] She's super strong.

[06:16:23] I think I always want them yes or no.

[06:16:52] Um

[06:17:08] Um

[06:17:10] I thought that they would have used some of that stuff over there, yeah that's my bad.

[06:17:36] I don't know what I was thinking.

[06:18:06] My god, it was so good

[06:18:10] I'm so happy

[06:18:12] I'm glad I was born

[06:18:14] I'm so happy

[06:18:16] I'm so happy

[06:18:18] I'm so happy

[06:18:20] I'm so happy

[06:18:22] Woo!

[06:18:24] Yeah!

[06:18:26] Hehehehehe

[06:18:28] Hehehehehe

[06:18:30] I'm so sorry

[06:18:36] I

[06:19:36] Come here, I don't want to flash.

[06:20:00] I should flash.

[06:20:05] Oh wow.

[06:20:10] Kind of suck.

[06:20:20] Kinda shocked.

[06:21:20] Oh wait there's a guy there.

[06:21:28] Oh I'm fucked.

[06:21:33] I'm kinda just throwing everything I don't know.

[06:21:38] I feel like we were doing pretty well before.

[06:21:50] Okay, I'm done being stupid.

[06:21:55] Close.

[06:21:56] Sylvan Wynne, thanks for 9 months.

[06:21:59] Oh, I'm getting jam-packed.

[06:22:01] Well, not as much as my support is.

[06:22:10] 44. That Chinese super lucky swag we bought 44 months. Thank you

[06:22:40] I worked really hard to come up with this.

[06:23:04] Carefully crafted.

[06:23:17] I'll make true, uh, Dream Watchers can understand the title.

[06:23:51] The title is an acronym by the way.

[06:24:07] I just have to figure out what it means.

[06:24:30] Help me, please.

[06:24:36] Emberu-eru Emberu-eru

[06:24:39] Whoa! Not bad, thank you for three months. Welcome back

[06:24:44] All they're cleaning up though

[06:24:46] Hey, we H'd them I think! No, they're uh, guaranteed alive

[06:24:55] This is fine

[06:25:06] one dark owl is for the prime welcome thank you, thank you, thank you

[06:25:36] Kill her! Kill her!

[06:25:46] Two for two, I mean!

[06:25:56] Thank you for the gift, Sub.

[06:26:06] I don't know what's going on here.

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[06:30:16] Yo, oh, thank you for the 20 gifted in Tittlewoods!

[06:30:20] Thanks for the time!

[06:30:21] Well, I think I'm gonna lose this game, but thank you guys.

[06:30:25] Next week, do a little butter, I guess.

[06:30:27] Tittlewoods, thank you, and oh, thank you.

[06:30:30] Holy crap.

[06:30:36] Marvin and Maygard just make it so difficult for me.

[06:30:42] I don't think it's right.

[06:30:43] I know it isn't over, and I'm not yet, but it is not

[06:30:46] looking good. I need this bloodthirster. Yeah, Darwin only ults me. I guess I just need to

[06:30:58] They keep out of line and stay away.

[06:31:28] I'm helping. Yay! Oh my gosh, Itachi! Thank you for the 15! Holy shit! Glory gift subs!

[06:31:49] Thanks to touchy

[06:32:01] You know, honestly, it's fine. Oh my god, she can't kill them. That's so bad

[06:32:10] Thank you and everything's for the five gifts is

[06:32:19] I'm sorry we got our game so fast.

[06:32:22] I thought it was a fight. Two for three.

[06:32:25] Thank you, River. Thank you.

[06:32:28] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

[06:32:33] Another trade, I guess.

[06:32:36] Oh, what do I want now?

[06:32:38] Maybe I should get GA, honestly.

[06:32:41] Thanks for being cool.

[06:32:43] Fuck it, bro. Oh, Nick, thank you.

[06:32:45] Thanks for 15 months.

[06:32:47] I was gonna get GA and they don't get like

[06:32:55] Are you lost?

[06:32:58] Full pack dragon. Thank you for the five

[06:33:02] Crazy, I don't think there's even a hype train

[06:33:04] Crazy one, there's some, thank you guys

[06:33:08] I appreciate the kindness

[06:33:11] Actually happy, thank you guys

[06:33:17] I was dying to keep losing these fights, I was all 19 and just taking down all of my

[06:33:38] guys.

[06:33:39] Hello!

[06:33:43] That was so bad.

[06:33:45] Alia, thanks for 15 marks.

[06:33:51] I would assume Jarvan was all tough.

[06:33:54] Son of a...

[06:33:55] This is so...

[06:33:57] So...

[06:34:00] Unpleasant.

[06:34:09] I'm so fucked oh my god

[06:34:28] Oh she's trying something but

[06:34:39] This is a game.

[06:35:00] Oh my god, at least he's up in the gate.

[06:35:25] Alright, this is their soul.

[06:35:34] Oh, get her, get her, get her.

[06:35:48] I should have ulted maybe, but...

[06:35:53] I feel like we just lose here, not gonna lie, I feel like we're gonna die.

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[06:39:48] I guess they just weren't even there.

[06:40:18] Oh, she's doing a weird, like, scrunched up posture pose, she loves this.

[06:40:45] She's feeling it.

[06:40:47] Oh, you love getting your butt tracked

[06:40:55] Look how she likes it

[06:41:17] I'm not sure if it's because of the music.

[06:41:47] Okay, no more drumming. Let's find my arms are tired.

[06:41:55] Alright, gas show's over.

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[06:48:17] Well, that sucks if Warwick didn't come he would have been all the time that completely

[06:48:33] Stupid ass dog.

[06:48:35] Very sad.

[06:48:40] We're going to be fine.

[06:48:53] We're going to be fine.

[06:49:03] I think that I can get the

[06:49:33] Hextech thing first

[06:49:36] So I'm screaming for oh my gosh, she's not crying. Ah

[06:49:42] What I'm gaming

[06:49:51] So maybe

[06:50:03] have to be creepy, I guess.

[06:50:06] Sorry.

[06:50:08] Gotcha.

[06:51:03] Oh, oh, I'm fine, I'm not fucked up.

[06:51:13] They should not do this, I remember when he was not there and now I'm dead.

[06:51:29] save me! oh my god no, i shouldn't have left them

[06:51:47] yeah i don't fucking know bro

[06:51:49] I

[06:51:57] Guess shouldn't have gone but I was gonna see if I can help them walk out cuz they start fighting

[06:52:12] Like we can do stuff here

[06:52:19] We cannot do anything.

[06:52:38] He's done the minion.

[06:52:41] What happens, I guess?

[06:52:49] I know my ult off bro.

[06:52:58] Well.

[06:53:01] I still lived anywhere I guess.

[06:53:08] Well, this is very depressing.

[06:53:38] Yo, sicko nipple.

[06:53:42] Sicko nipple, thanks for the 10.

[06:53:46] Thank you.

[06:53:47] Thank you, sicko nipple.

[06:53:49] What a name.

[06:53:51] Or psycho nipple?

[06:53:52] Psycho nipple, psycho nipple.

[06:53:53] He's got a lot of them, too, for sure.

[06:53:56] Thanks, nipple.

[06:53:57] Uh-oh.

[06:53:58] Uh-oh.

[06:53:59] Hello?

[06:54:00] Hello?

[06:54:01] Well, they're doing stuff up there, at least, and they use ults.

[06:54:24] I feel the sand farm then. I'm kind of scared though.

[06:54:36] Welp.

[06:54:40] It feels like we should change up, huh? Welp.

[06:54:48] Alright, oh my god, look at them. At least, I guess.

[06:54:54] Maybe one of all?

[06:55:01] I think it's one of all.

[06:56:10] Just so a bit about you helping your sick friends, you are the best person on the internet.

[06:56:18] It made me cry you have such a massive heart.

[06:56:21] Dude, I'm so glad.

[06:56:23] I've been talking to him almost daily recently, the friend that he has, it's so nice.

[06:56:28] He's doing better.

[06:56:31] He can actually live life now.

[06:56:40] Thank you for watching!

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[07:01:40] Oh, my God.

[07:01:55] Oh, it's sniped.

[07:01:57] It's sniped into the cleaver.

[07:01:59] That was crazy.

[07:02:30] I have almost 2k gold.

[07:02:58] I'm very scared. I'm so bad.

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[07:15:35] I'm going to go.

[07:15:37] He's great.

[07:15:57] I need to bait.

[07:15:59] I might die.

[07:16:05] That's good.

[07:16:18] Hello?

[07:17:05] Honestly, I think that's fine.

[07:17:26] I

[07:17:32] Don't know they give a shit thinking you did all the things

[07:17:38] Yeah, we have a plot

[07:17:45] Kind of like QSS

[07:17:56] Thank you for watching!

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[07:21:19] There's not the last

[07:21:56] Dance is matching playing, I don't know if that's going to work.

[07:22:26] Oh

[07:22:33] Thanks Mundo he ate that shit for me

[07:22:41] I already use my key assess to

[07:22:56] I'm Jace?

[07:22:58] When Mundo can take everything's run.

[07:23:05] Mundo's my bestie!

[07:23:16] Yay!

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[07:23:43] Alright, I think I'm done for today, but I'm gonna be live tomorrow and I'm gonna start

[07:23:55] Resident Evil 4, I guess. Tomorrow.

[07:23:59] So, yeah.

[07:24:06] I'll have to make sure to install it. I don't know if I have installed it.

[07:24:12] Oh, I don't even have it actually, but I have it already.

[07:24:22] Alright.

[07:24:25] Come on, baby.

[07:24:27] Come on, baby.

[07:24:29] Come on, baby.

[07:24:31] Come on, baby.

[07:24:33] Come on, baby.

[07:24:35] Come on, baby.

[07:24:37] Come on, baby.

[07:24:39] Come on, baby.

[07:24:41] Come on, baby.

[07:24:43] Thanks for watching, baby guys.

[07:24:45] If you all have a lovely night.

[07:24:49] You know what I bought for you?

[07:24:55] All right, we'll start it tomorrow

[07:24:59] All right. Good night guys. Thanks for watching. Have a good night everybody. Bye. Bye

[07:25:25] I just go under these lights

[07:25:27] They train the thawed day all the time

[07:25:29] So if you must follow, feel me fly

[07:25:31] Fly, fly, fly, fly, fly