HI :3 🌸⭐ TODAY IS THE DAY..... 🌸⭐ REACTS + DAILIES + VARIETY GAMING 🌸⭐ FIRST TIME RESIDENT EVIL 4 I WAS BULLIED PAGMANDANCE 🌸⭐ @EMIRU247

Emiru

03-27-2026 · 7h 03m

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[00:00:00] You're running on the road, so get out the way

[00:00:03] Push the pedals and the throttle all the way

[00:00:06] Yeah, you see I'm keeping close, I accelerate

[00:00:09] Go the faster, the faster, hit the gas

[00:00:12] Who's control? I won't crash, run it high

[00:00:15] Put your money on the dash, put the die, die

[00:00:18] Who's control? I won't crash, run it high

[00:00:21] I won't crash, you're strong, I won't crash, run it high

[00:00:24] Say, say, say, say, say

[00:00:26] You're running on the road, so get out the way

[00:00:29] Push the pedal to the floor, go on the way

[00:00:32] Yeah, you see I'm getting close, I accelerate

[00:00:35] Go on the side, I set up sides, hit the gas

[00:00:38] Use control, I will crash, run it high

[00:00:41] Put your money on the gas, run it high

[00:00:44] Use control, I will crash, run it low

[00:00:47] I will crash, use control, I will crash, run it high

[00:00:49] Take, take, take, take, take, take

[00:00:51] You're riding on the road, so get off the way

[00:00:54] Push the pedal to the floor, go on the way

[00:00:57] Yeah, you see I'm getting close, I accelerate

[00:01:01] Going faster and faster, hit the gas

[00:01:03] With control power flash, run and hide

[00:01:07] Put your money on the gas, go from that ice

[00:01:10] With control power flash, run and hide

[00:01:12] Power flash, use control power flash, run

[00:01:15] Set, set, set, set, set, set

[00:01:17] You're riding on the floor, so get on the way

[00:01:20] Push the pedal to the floor, I'm on the way

[00:01:23] Yeah, you see I'm getting close, I accelerate

[00:01:26] Oh, I'm a fast, you're a fast, and the cash is control.

[00:01:30] I'm a fast, runin' high, high, high, high, high.

[00:01:32] Put your money on the cash, and it's high, high, high.

[00:01:35] I'm a fast, you're a fast, runin' low, low, low,

[00:01:38] I'm a fast, runin' strong, I'm a fast, runin'

[00:01:41] tech, tech, tech, tech.

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[00:08:13] No, no, no, no, no, no, no

[00:08:15] That's where everyone's came in on the road

[00:08:18] In the end, we can't live on the road without you

[00:08:23] Don't let the walls cave in on you

[00:08:27] We can't live on the road without you

[00:08:30] So let the walls cave in on you

[00:08:34] Get what you get, that much is true

[00:08:38] So let the walls cave in on you

[00:08:42] He's turned the world away from you

[00:08:45] Let us go ahead

[00:08:49] Let us go ahead

[00:08:53] Let us go ahead

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[00:20:42] I'm not starting with that um

[00:21:02] Um, ha ha ha ha, you know, blind reaper thing for the Prime and Felix, actually, I'm a

[00:21:10] dumbass.

[00:21:11] Yeah, I'll re-for Emmy, we'll love it for sure.

[00:21:12] I'm wearing a weave today, I bought it in the color, and I cut it like how my real

[00:21:20] hair looked to satisfy the demons that keep telling me to bleach it in diet pink.

[00:21:25] Oh, thank you for the fine!

[00:21:27] Thank you, oh!

[00:21:28] Thank you so much!

[00:21:31] blue saint velvet thanks for 14 months or bluest development holy shit why did i think saint

[00:21:37] bluest development thanks for 14 months sorry

[00:21:44] look what i think

[00:21:48] it looks it's cut to look like my real hair this is like what i wanted except maybe like a little

[00:21:54] It's not my real hair, but it's pink.

[00:22:01] I don't know.

[00:22:03] I like it, but I think my real hair would not look this good because it's probably super

[00:22:08] pride.

[00:22:09] Thanks Fire Rescue!

[00:22:10] Yeah, the kitties are doing great.

[00:22:11] I don't really argue with someone like this.

[00:22:12] 35 months.

[00:22:13] Matching the age I'll be later this year.

[00:22:14] Dave Boy, thanks for coming.

[00:22:15] Thanks for coming.

[00:22:16] I'm happy you're all fine.

[00:22:17] Thank you!

[00:22:18] Alright, I'm going to get the sultry rod.

[00:22:19] Thank you

[00:22:25] Skits of the demons tell me to dye my hair

[00:22:29] Thanks for 31 months and craft hat. Thanks for 13 months dude like I want this real hair color so bad

[00:22:36] I just feel like my hair would fall out and die

[00:22:40] So the way it makes me feel a little bit a little bit better. You know it's hot

[00:22:46] gift and a sub to pink guy wow thank you amazing but I'll just use this wig

[00:22:52] whenever the demons start whispering in my ears I think no boys after dark with

[00:22:58] five gifted subs thank you so much thank you boys thank you thank you thank

[00:23:04] you real hair copium oh you mean is the joke that I don't have any real

[00:23:10] hair. Swab, thanks for 49 months. Thank you, thank you. Your hair will thank you. Yeah,

[00:23:17] I did take a long time to grow it out, so. But, I don't know, I mean, I feel like the

[00:23:24] color looks nice, right? I don't know. What do you guys think? I don't know. Yo, uh,

[00:23:34] Wait, so these are for you. I love that me and roll up back. Thank you. Yeah, I'll watch the new tip-to-tip today

[00:23:42] Well, I'm on a side with ten ten picking dipton sums. Thank you so much. Thanks a lot. Oh, thank you

[00:23:49] Thank you. That's so nice and a guy smiley. Thanks for 17 months

[00:23:53] I'll watch the new tip-to-tip do my dailies and then I

[00:23:57] Will do a nice long resident evil stream. Also. I did get um, where are they?

[00:24:02] Oh my god, don't tell me I lost them on my desk already.

[00:24:07] I bought...

[00:24:08] Oh, it's a Koka, thank you for the five, thank you.

[00:24:13] Thank you, I bought...

[00:24:14] In-ear monitors...

[00:24:15] For, um, you know, Flame of Madness, thank you for the five gifted.

[00:24:22] But I don't want to use them during Resident Evil because it'll make it so much scarier.

[00:24:26] But I bought them so I can try to get better at FPS games, I guess.

[00:24:33] What's on the TV?

[00:24:35] It's like an animal planet video. Those are monkeys

[00:24:38] Garmakosh, thank you for the 10. Oh my gosh your flame of madness. Thank you for the fun. Thank you guys. Thank you. Thank you

[00:24:46] Which randomly did a gifted sub sail. It's not I feel like I have to have to give some to

[00:24:53] I just want to get out of silver on CS. I don't think I've ever even played ranked on

[00:25:04] CS. It'll be a great time, right? It'll be great. I bought the highest rated in-ear monitors

[00:25:16] that they had on Amazon. You know, aww shite home with 10 gifted subs, thank you. They look

[00:25:25] all cool and they're just focusing on my nails. I think they look pretty cool. Are they good?

[00:25:38] It said, it said, top rated for audio quality on Amazon.

[00:25:45] So they're probably okay.

[00:25:46] I mean, they weren't very expensive or anything.

[00:25:51] I have such a problem where like,

[00:25:55] you know how they say, you know,

[00:25:56] invest in high quality stuff so you never have to buy it

[00:25:58] again, even though I have the means to invest in

[00:26:02] high quality stuff, my brain's still like,

[00:26:04] I'm gonna get the thing that's the best deal.

[00:26:07] Not always, but sometimes I can only grab a Corvette, so.

[00:26:12] Oh, something else that I got.

[00:26:13] I still can't find my League Polaroids that they gave me.

[00:26:18] So I got a new one for when people come over

[00:26:22] so I can actually take picture of having Hawaii.

[00:26:25] And it's pink like everything else that I have.

[00:26:28] Oh, hi, Cheddar.

[00:26:32] Bro, he looked up like I interrupted him

[00:26:34] movely or something.

[00:26:35] Zed the maniac, thank you for the 10 months.

[00:26:38] We're gonna come back.

[00:26:40] Cheddar's not pink, but he could be, you know,

[00:26:45] I wouldn't do that.

[00:26:47] I have this one, and I have this old one

[00:26:50] that I've had since high school.

[00:26:51] That dies in a minute.

[00:26:56] I'm good now when people come over.

[00:26:59] Apparently, there's-

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[00:33:00] Start my CSR this weekend or or or

[00:33:04] Or, guess who, I got my league partner status back.

[00:33:10] So I could just keep playing league, because I have every skin unlocked now.

[00:33:14] And, and...

[00:33:17] I can't wait to look like a, like a, like the king of the chuds in game, because look what they came.

[00:33:25] They gave me a league partner tag on my, on my account.

[00:33:30] So now when I load it into game people will see that under my name and they're gonna be

[00:33:38] like what the what the this guy is a riot show a bully magnet.

[00:33:46] No it's cool!

[00:33:47] It's cool right guys?

[00:33:50] It's so cool.

[00:33:51] I don't know.

[00:33:55] Or maybe I'll just finish Resident Evil all the way and then you guys will never see me

[00:34:00] play a single player game again.

[00:34:02] I'm going to become a CS, a CS Eugene and it'll be great.

[00:34:07] So you want to try the Crimson game?

[00:34:13] Okay so actually I did give Crimson another chance last night.

[00:34:17] I was playing it and you want to know okay because a bunch of people who are like the

[00:34:24] the biggest variety gamers that I know. We're telling them do we need to give another chance.

[00:34:28] They fixed all the like a bunch of the mechanical stuff. It's way better. You should give another

[00:34:32] chance. Okay, here's what happened to me. I logged into the game last night. My quest

[00:34:38] was on the opposite side of the map with no waypoints. I am here to ask you to try

[00:34:43] deadlock cameras. Thanks for 46 months. Oh yeah, I told Connor a while ago I tried

[00:34:47] deadlock but anyway. So I logged into Crimson Desert. My one quest is on the opposite

[00:34:52] Inside the map, I have no waypoints to get there, and there's no direct path, no, like,

[00:34:58] you can't, like, have to mark it so it tells you, like, where to go.

[00:35:01] Anonymous, thank you for the 10, thank you, thank you, thanks, Anonymous.

[00:35:06] I'm not done complaining, there's a lot to this complaining, okay?

[00:35:10] So I'm, I'm like, whatever, I'll do the quest, and on the way, I'll try to find

[00:35:14] some waypoints, right?

[00:35:16] So I'm on the way, I'm trying to find waypoints, I don't find any, I'm like

[00:35:21] check in the map for those question marks. I don't find any. I end up, you know, just

[00:35:25] being like, I'm just gonna explore. So I start exploring this area. I get, I, I aggro a random

[00:35:32] boss to get one shot. I respawn. I keep going on my horse. I get stuck in this weird rocky

[00:35:38] area that I can't ride my horse through because I keep having to get off the horse to climb.

[00:35:45] I'm stuck in this place and I close the game.

[00:35:50] I was like, oh, well, okay.

[00:35:53] I think if I didn't have other stuff I wanted to play,

[00:35:55] I would time invest into it,

[00:35:56] but there's just so many small, annoying, mechanical things

[00:36:00] that I think it's just not for me.

[00:36:02] I don't know.

[00:36:06] It gets better after, well, okay.

[00:36:08] I believe the people would say it gets better

[00:36:10] after 10 hours, but I feel like it's because

[00:36:14] You like sinking a lot of time into games, which is fine.

[00:36:17] I'm not saying that's bad.

[00:36:18] But I don't usually like that in most games.

[00:36:23] In some games I do.

[00:36:24] But in games like that, not really.

[00:36:26] Like I don't know.

[00:36:29] I don't know.

[00:36:30] Yeah, I don't know.

[00:36:31] I believe you guys.

[00:36:34] But yeah, I'm going to play Resident Evil today.

[00:36:39] Don't worry.

[00:36:40] We're going to game.

[00:36:41] but just not crimson times for it.

[00:36:44] I think it's just not for me.

[00:36:48] Okay, but I have actually been watching lyric and shroud

[00:36:52] play Crimson Desert a lot.

[00:36:54] And I've heard both of them say something along the lines

[00:36:58] of like someone in chat will ask them,

[00:37:01] do you like this game or do you recommend this game?

[00:37:02] They're like, well, I like it.

[00:37:05] Like it's not a bad game, but would I recommend it?

[00:37:09] I don't know.

[00:37:10] So, Arabella, thanks for subbing and Scarcely Nifty, thank you for 4 years!

[00:37:20] Oh my gosh.

[00:37:22] You guys, we will play, we will see Leon.

[00:37:27] Just not yet.

[00:37:29] Not yet, I gotta do some other stuff first.

[00:37:34] We gotta do some, uh, we gotta do 4 hours of reacts and such.

[00:37:39] Wow, Simpa! Thanks for 38 months! Welcome back, Simpa!

[00:37:46] Thank you.

[00:37:49] Okay, um...

[00:37:56] Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. What the fuck?

[00:38:03] Yo, Polly! What's up? 45 months.

[00:38:06] Mr. Kennedy, why are her not killers?

[00:38:10] Miss for Kennedy

[00:38:13] Okay, bonus round Switzerland barbecue for me to unbox your first golden Cs. It's close. I can feel it

[00:38:21] I can't open the cases

[00:38:24] maybe I

[00:38:27] Mean if I get to the game, we'll definitely want to

[00:38:30] Barbecue pork with a bun and meatball sandwich

[00:38:36] This one doesn't matter

[00:38:39] Whoa

[00:38:42] Is this all USA food today?

[00:38:46] What is this?

[00:38:48] Both of these are USA chicken tenders and fries

[00:38:53] What are these in a Washington State ferry boat souvenir the anti-hero

[00:39:01] 24 foot, er, sorry, 2 foot long hot dog inside 11 powdered donuts.

[00:39:10] Mustard ketchup drizzle.

[00:39:12] What?

[00:39:13] What?

[00:39:14] I'm so confused.

[00:39:15] What is that?

[00:39:16] Oh, oh wait, the theme is not America food today, I was just like, what the fuck are

[00:39:28] those two?

[00:39:29] okay um fish and chips with tartar sauce $20 versus fish and chips with

[00:39:36] mushy peas $13 I think the right looks better in the prices better yeah

[00:39:45] um in ordinarily long hot dog versus Mexican hot dog are these whole

[00:39:55] I mean, I think the Mexican hotdog looks better, but this one has no price

[00:40:07] date which I think helps it and it's also silly.

[00:40:14] Well these are your JoJo shirt. I should have picked the inordinately long hotdog.

[00:40:23] Cheesy Chips with Burger Sauce.

[00:40:25] Ooh, served by a young lady with a beautiful smile.

[00:40:29] Versus Cheesy Chips.

[00:40:31] Young lady with a beautiful smile always wins.

[00:40:35] Uh, Italy Octopus Sandwich.

[00:40:39] Versus the garlic octopus roll.

[00:40:49] I think this is... oh my god, no.

[00:40:52] I already walked fucked up too

[00:40:57] Fuck a horror boba drink with a one two hundredth scale rx f 8 f

[00:41:06] zero zero Gundam

[00:41:09] Creamy mac and cheese with pink breadcrumbs twenty dollars

[00:41:13] What characters this?

[00:41:15] Right the Gundam ones

[00:41:17] Chicken shawarma versus ham and cheese wrap.

[00:41:24] Is this like an insanely small shawarma?

[00:41:31] Yeah, okay.

[00:41:35] I can't miss anymore.

[00:41:37] I'm probably going to be below the average.

[00:41:40] Loaded hot dog.

[00:41:42] Where are the, what do you mean loaded?

[00:41:44] Where's the toppings?

[00:41:45] The bomb's bad boy hot dog.

[00:41:47] It's gotta be the bomb's bad boy hot dog.

[00:41:49] A portion of chips versus chips.

[00:41:55] I feel like

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[00:44:45] Oh wait, I was betrayed by Brazil for once.

[00:45:13] What the heck?

[00:45:15] the fuck it was free beer dammit dude I just saw the I just saw Brazil meet and

[00:45:29] rice and I was like oh it's always this one fuck dude what sucks every daily I

[00:45:40] I get one step closer to starting Resident Evil 4.

[00:45:46] I mean people can tell me it's not that scary or not that stressful to play.

[00:45:53] I'm trying to think of words I can test.

[00:46:09] Yo, DDT83, thank you for the one year.

[00:46:39] I'm just going to test other letters, I think.

[00:46:59] Okay, there's an O.

[00:47:00] What I don't know

[00:47:30] He'll be like, well, there's no S.

[00:47:38] Oh, gee.

[00:47:39] I

[00:47:57] What

[00:48:09] What?

[00:48:14] Okay, I just want to test letter locations

[00:48:20] What so there's a beat it to

[00:48:30] These probably what I'm so confused

[00:48:39] Wait, so the vowels are second or fourth.

[00:48:49] So one's got to be at the beginning or the end.

[00:48:57] I don't know!

[00:49:00] OBR.

[00:49:03] Oh my god, I got it!

[00:49:16] I was like, bro, I'm so fucking confused.

[00:49:21] Thank god, I did not cheat, bro.

[00:49:27] I did not cheat.

[00:49:28] You guys say this every fucking day.

[00:49:32] My god, dude, I did not cheat for freaking assholes, bro. I

[00:49:40] Did not cheat

[00:49:48] How far away is he

[00:50:02] How far away is he?

[00:50:06] We're working on a night move, I'm trying to make some front page driving new, we're working on a night move.

[00:50:18] And my friend said, the night that I bought you some loon, 8,000 dollars, no money, it's

[00:50:27] so hard to find.

[00:50:30] Our's favorite class in school.

[00:50:32] And on the hot stairs, you don't know what it's like to be a real man.

[00:50:36] And on the hot stairs, you're real.

[00:50:39] You're so innocent, girl

[00:50:41] I'm class

[00:50:45] Fireflies

[00:50:49] Okay, thank god I was like brought a feeling about any of these

[00:50:53] Artist's last station name, his real name was Henry Dutschendorf

[00:50:58] All those heaven

[00:50:59] FUCK!

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[00:53:39] I got baited.

[00:54:04] in 4d what I'm so fucking stupid okay there jeez I'm sorry bro I don't know

[00:54:17] I'm sorry man I'm sorry I'm sorry dude

[00:54:25] Oh my god

[00:54:29] Fuck all right, um, maybe one more day actually let's just let's just start reacting so I can do a lot of

[00:54:49] I can't tell if it's because it was high up or because we were tired or

[00:54:55] I don't know, but there might be a fourth reason in there, Michael.

[00:54:58] What is that?

[00:55:00] You see, Lily had a Zin once, and now Michael smokes cigarettes every day.

[00:55:04] I didn't even include that, because it's just like a daily couple, couple pack.

[00:55:09] Just a couple pack? How could that affect my lunch?

[00:55:12] It's just a daily couple, not...

[00:55:15] You know that this Lily Zin choosing, I think Zin, the company itself, was like,

[00:55:24] people talking about zinn and they reached out and asked if I wanted to work with them.

[00:55:29] Oh my god! How much it has spread.

[00:55:35] That's crazy.

[00:55:39] Yo, I think our bill is media thanks for something.

[00:55:42] Flattered.

[00:55:43] But also that's fucking funny. That's so funny.

[00:55:46] That is funny.

[00:55:49] That is very funny.

[00:55:50] We adopted Chinese kids.

[00:55:52] Is this the newest episode?

[00:55:54] Wait, how it feels playing Crimson Desert? I have to watch this, dude.

[00:55:57] I am Mighty Key! Bro, did you hear about...

[00:56:03] Whoa, everything good around what happened? Is it possible to be helped?

[00:56:12] Well, hostage by a video game? What do you mean by that? I mean, to really play a video game

[00:56:17] that gets you so upset, but at the same time, you can't stop playing. I mean, like,

[00:56:21] League of Legends? No. Well, yes. But I'll talk about Crimson Desert. It's the worst, best game of

[00:56:28] outplay. I have no idea how to interpret this. It's simple. When you play this game, you're gonna

[00:56:32] think it's either the biggest pot or turd juice, or the best game you've ever played. And both

[00:56:38] answers are correct. I think there's a hotline for whatever's happening right now. I have spit

[00:56:43] hours, both fighting bandits and fighting with these horrible controls, and yet I'm still here.

[00:56:49] no matter how angry I get that dopamine rush of going across the map and finding some rare armor

[00:56:55] I can't get enough of it. Yeah, I'm seeing this game as dragons, mechs, jetpacks, medieval armor.

[00:57:01] I know it, where? And orcs. What is the theme of this game? Yes. Also, why would a jet pack drain

[00:57:07] your stamina? Because this game's about a damn sense! And I love it! And it sounds like you're

[00:57:12] being held hostage. If you want, I can call the police. No, you're black. Everything I love

[00:57:18] about the game. I hate something about the game. The controls for whatever reason are just horrible.

[00:57:23] Whoever designed it just threw a randomized thrown whatever button they think she'd go

[00:57:27] to whatever action. Oh my god. Yeah. Just like it. That's crazy. And still,

[00:57:31] Steve was saying you pull 40 hours into this game. Part of the main quest are you on.

[00:57:36] Let me check real quick.

[00:57:40] Chapter one. I just see a man whip out a sword and then you RKO him?

[00:57:46] Like what do you do after something like that happens cuz you can't go back to town

[00:57:50] You just got RKO'd by a dude wearing a goat mask. That's nothing bro

[00:57:54] I could do the azuna drop into an RKO into archery into some type of sword attack that has ice elements into it

[00:58:01] And then I could summon a whole ogre to just knock out all the enemies afterwards

[00:58:05] Brother this game don't know what it wants to be so I got to decide for it

[00:58:09] How does all this madness even formulate into the story story got you got Korean witcher

[00:58:14] starring generic bearded man number 96 before GTA 6.

[00:58:19] This game seems like an ADHD person's paradise.

[00:58:22] The game just got so much, bro, I don't know what to do.

[00:58:24] In one moment I'm fighting bandits.

[00:58:26] Next, I'm carrying an outlaw on a raptor mount

[00:58:29] a thousand miles away from the nearest precinct.

[00:58:32] And then what the hell, now while I'm at it,

[00:58:34] let me just start farming and cropping all my base camp.

[00:58:39] There are bugs that throw my character under the level.

[00:58:42] And it makes me want to throw myself

[00:58:44] out of a window. And the quest structure is absolutely abysmal. But Lord, I can't stop

[00:58:49] playing. I'm going to get that hotline number, bro. You need help. This is probably the

[00:58:53] worst, best game to ever be made. But at the same time, it's the best, worst game

[00:58:59] I've ever played. Brother, you are not making any sense.

[00:59:02] He does this damn game.

[00:59:04] Boy, that's just crazy.

[00:59:06] Yeah, I feel like that's the conversation that we have about every time I close

[00:59:12] Oh, man.

[00:59:19] No!

[00:59:20] Oh!

[00:59:21] Hey, Steve!

[00:59:22] Hank!

[00:59:23] I'm not aware.

[00:59:24] Not bad!

[00:59:25] What are we working here?

[00:59:26] 40?

[00:59:27] 50 bucks?

[00:59:28] Yeah!

[00:59:29] 10 bucks.

[00:59:30] Yeah.

[00:59:31] Hey, hey!

[00:59:32] They called for your drink.

[00:59:33] I was free.

[00:59:34] One minute left.

[00:59:35] That's true.

[00:59:36] No!

[00:59:37] I'm really down alive!

[00:59:38] Oh!

[00:59:39] Hey, Steve!

[00:59:40] Oh!

[00:59:41] Oh my god, 60 bucks! I looked up the AK on the marketplace, and it said like 60 bucks.

[00:59:50] I just entered where one went down to 5 bucks.

[00:59:53] Oh my god, I didn't expect that.

[00:59:55] Oh, oh!

[00:59:58] Okay, you should be happy then. There's 30 bucks.

[01:00:00] This gotta be a lethal. No, this can't.

[01:00:02] This is an EO-155! I'm 99% likely to lose money on this!

[01:00:07] This is a high-ranking robbery! This is stand!

[01:00:11] Oh shit!

[01:00:13] Oh my god! Is he going to...

[01:00:14] The final price for your knife, $113.

[01:00:17] Oh!

[01:00:19] No!

[01:00:20] That's if someone even wants to buy it, right?

[01:00:23] You might never sell that shit.

[01:00:26] Oh, I can't wait to open more cases.

[01:00:30] Last year in the AT&T Nylator Cup, I was getting my ass beat so bad.

[01:00:34] I started opening cases in the middle of the match.

[01:00:37] And it was great.

[01:00:39] It was amazing.

[01:00:47] Lee found himself on the tip-to-tip video and uploaded the singing video.

[01:00:51] Almost heaven, West Virginia, Blue Ridge Mountains, Standing over water, Life is old again,

[01:01:14] Older than the trees, younger than mountains,

[01:01:19] hanging on from me, country roads.

[01:01:23] This is so nice.

[01:01:24] I love this.

[01:01:24] I want to be home to the place.

[01:01:28] I belong, West Virginia, my own mama.

[01:01:35] Take me home, country roads.

[01:01:40] I love this! This is so nice. I'm half Chinese, I think most people know.

[01:01:49] And my mom's family still lives in Asia, but they mostly immigrated out of China.

[01:01:53] But I feel like growing up, I only hear people say like,

[01:01:57] don't you know China's evil? China's a horrible place. China's like blah blah blah. China's

[01:02:03] so bad blah blah. But I feel like recently people have been very nice in our China.

[01:02:08] And I feel like tip-to-tip also shows that, you know, random people in China are all so friendly and curious and nice.

[01:02:16] And I don't know, so that's another reason that I like the series.

[01:02:21] It's nice.

[01:02:25] I think it's great. Now let's watch the new episode.

[01:02:29] Today a gaggle of children are showing us around their village.

[01:02:32] They communicated with us via a lady who speaks English, but now it's just us and the children.

[01:02:40] And I don't think the children have thought through how to do communication amongst us.

[01:02:46] Those are children.

[01:02:52] The kids are laughing at some of the things.

[01:03:02] What's your name?

[01:03:04] Oh, Bi Han Ba.

[01:03:06] He's called Bi Han Ba.

[01:03:08] You have Han Ba?

[01:03:10] My dagger.

[01:03:12] My dagger.

[01:03:14] My dagger?

[01:03:16] It does not register.

[01:03:18] How do you say it?

[01:03:20] Yijizou?

[01:03:22] Yesterday, Michael. Yijizai.

[01:03:26] I'm having them write their names and their favorite food.

[01:03:28] That's good.

[01:03:30] Is it? Is it?

[01:03:33] Is it?

[01:03:34] Soup?

[01:03:36] Is it?

[01:03:37] What?

[01:03:38] Is it?

[01:03:39] His favorite, his favorite things.

[01:03:43] Okay, hell yeah.

[01:03:44] I can just read.

[01:03:45] Okay.

[01:03:46] So cute.

[01:03:47] Okay, can you see the email?

[01:03:50] Can you see the email?

[01:03:51] Can you see the email?

[01:03:54] Oh, oh, it's not writing.

[01:03:57] He bought the pen for $400 at the airport.

[01:03:59] I'm getting it's a foreign

[01:04:02] I probably had an ink right see maybe right out. What the hell happened my pen?

[01:04:07] $400 on block that $3 pen that you bought maybe 40 cents. It was perfectly though fucking tracking

[01:04:14] woman true

[01:04:17] Good good. Okay. Let's go. We're off. Welcome to kid day

[01:04:22] For the name of kids on screen because I can't tell you

[01:04:24] Instead of blaming the four of us but we're heading to our field

[01:04:29] Confect your neighborhood, they've re-caid it

[01:04:34] Close, one hour. Oh, you can show us your

[01:04:39] You can show us your, okay, it's gonna be a late start today

[01:04:42] So it's, this is gonna be a hike

[01:04:44] It's a hike, a brutal hike

[01:04:46] Where we can't speak to them

[01:04:49] That's great

[01:05:21] Okay, well, today off to a great start, not going to be a high kilometer dance lesson.

[01:05:28] For us?

[01:05:29] We woke up and we literally said, three kilometers today.

[01:05:32] Classic.

[01:05:33] That was classic.

[01:05:34] We said nine am.

[01:05:35] No.

[01:05:36] But maybe though.

[01:05:38] How old are you all?

[01:05:39] Two joe.

[01:05:40] Two joe.

[01:05:41] Two joe.

[01:05:45] You.

[01:05:46] Liu Qi.

[01:05:47] Liu.

[01:05:48] Liu Qi.

[01:05:49] Liu Qi.

[01:05:50] sure so for uh Sausure's way well you're 30 years old I am 30 and my

[01:06:08] grandparents are cousins

[01:06:13] they got it is that true yeah yeah yeah that's true his grandparents are

[01:06:22] cousins wait first you have an inkling birth parents are first cousins

[01:06:26] let me get the camera see it oh geez that's true and remove oh my goodness

[01:06:34] Everything from the video cam outside of it.

[01:06:37] I think he turned out mostly okay.

[01:06:39] I'm going to read my proverb, you read your proverb.

[01:06:42] Jian Li Zhe Xing Shui Lu Zu Xia.

[01:06:53] Anything, anything.

[01:06:54] Translated.

[01:06:57] 毒丸转输不如形丸离路

[01:07:03] 毒丸可以输不如形丸

[01:07:07] Oh! Okay, okay.

[01:07:09] You figured out what you're trying to say.

[01:07:11] Okay, okay, okay, okay. I got 8 points. I got 8 points.

[01:07:14] 千里是形丸输下

[01:07:20] 好不好

[01:07:23] Ah, that's right.

[01:07:25] I mean you can try the same one I did.

[01:07:27] Where's that?

[01:07:28] It's right below it.

[01:07:29] Crazy.

[01:07:30] Ah, oh yeah, okay.

[01:07:31] Du Wan Zhan Shi Bu Xing Wan Li Yu.

[01:07:36] Gooda, gooda.

[01:07:37] Gooda.

[01:07:38] Oh!

[01:07:39] Next points.

[01:07:40] Bad.

[01:07:41] Bu Hao, Bu Hao.

[01:07:44] I think, I think you put up four but I said eight.

[01:07:47] I can teach you the correct way to read it.

[01:07:50] Oh!

[01:07:51] Du Wan Zhen Shu.

[01:07:52] Du Wan Zhen Shu.

[01:07:53] Okay, let's try to get this one.

[01:08:03] can't be

[01:08:05] to sing sir

[01:08:09] who's who's yeah

[01:08:12] who's yeah

[01:08:17] I love you

[01:08:20] It's a bad place. It's a bad place. Oh, it's bad. You don't sweat bullets

[01:08:26] I was not prepped for this. Dang bro. Wow

[01:08:29] Apricot Blossoms.

[01:08:32] It's so beautiful.

[01:08:33] Look at the Apricot Blossoms.

[01:08:35] Pretty.

[01:08:36] Pretty.

[01:08:37] We had the long way.

[01:08:38] Yeah.

[01:08:39] Yeah, that was about, even an hour, but...

[01:08:42] But it was a hike.

[01:08:43] When I reach the summit, all the mountains will seem small.

[01:08:50] Mmm.

[01:08:51] That's a bar.

[01:08:52] That's some bars right there.

[01:08:55] That's some bars right there.

[01:08:56] 会当宁决定

[01:08:58] 会当宁决定

[01:09:00] 会当宁决定

[01:09:02] Yes, that's very wise.

[01:09:04] 一烂

[01:09:06] 一烂

[01:09:08] 一烂

[01:09:10] 会当宁决定

[01:09:12] 一烂众山小

[01:09:14] That's a good problem.

[01:09:16] You guys play any video games?

[01:09:18] They should have made the Prince and Desert in PC space.

[01:09:20] They stuff like that.

[01:09:22] That's way better.

[01:09:24] You continued to build on my mind.

[01:09:26] But I could never truly put it that way.

[01:09:30] Put your model!

[01:09:32] Put your model!

[01:09:33] I am one of the best in America at that game.

[01:09:39] Fashe Paiso.

[01:09:40] No, no, no, no.

[01:09:41] He is me.

[01:09:42] You're not saying it right.

[01:09:43] You're not saying it right.

[01:09:44] You're not saying it right.

[01:09:45] Pienze.

[01:09:46] You try to say Pienze.

[01:09:47] Pienze.

[01:09:48] Pienze.

[01:09:49] No, no, no.

[01:09:50] Bu Pienze.

[01:09:51] Bu Pienze.

[01:09:52] Bu Pienze.

[01:09:53] Do you know League of Legends?

[01:09:58] The Chinese players are way better than the Americans.

[01:10:03] My elder brother got five points.

[01:10:09] I also got five points.

[01:10:11] Five points?

[01:10:12] No.

[01:10:13] No.

[01:10:14] You should have.

[01:10:15] You should have.

[01:10:16] You should have.

[01:10:17] You should have.

[01:10:18] You should have.

[01:10:19] You should have.

[01:10:20] You should have.

[01:10:21] You should have.

[01:10:22] come come come okay okay okay oh pretty

[01:10:26] E.R. son

[01:10:29] jee they don't say I don't fucking say jeez

[01:10:32] hape chan ga shi, get chan ga shi

[01:10:34] oh nice to meet you

[01:10:38] a one hour flower party

[01:10:39] yeah

[01:10:41] goodbye all right amazing let's pack it up

[01:10:45] let's get riding it's almost 11 o'clock

[01:10:49] good news everybody

[01:10:51] It's raining.

[01:10:52] It's everyone's favorite type of weather.

[01:10:55] Oh, okay.

[01:10:56] Well, my ass is wet, and also my seat's covered in water.

[01:10:59] How'd you like kid day?

[01:11:00] Kid day was cool, kid day was cool.

[01:11:02] Still, they had still curious how you're so good at it,

[01:11:05] and I do it to everyone, but...

[01:11:07] I'm not.

[01:11:08] You're making it sound weird.

[01:11:09] I'm just a child out here.

[01:11:10] You're like, so used to that.

[01:11:12] And I couldn't say that.

[01:11:14] What if he's spitting?

[01:11:15] Be in the grade, okay?

[01:11:16] I have the...

[01:11:17] I have the mental...

[01:11:18] Those gloves, my hands are all on the cold.

[01:11:21] It's our third day of dealing with rain, but we do have some good going for us.

[01:11:28] We have the 207.

[01:11:29] Oh, you have the beautiful 207.

[01:11:30] Yeah, reliable way to get going.

[01:11:32] All right, so you think we keep going on the 207 because it's our main unit?

[01:11:36] Yeah, I mean, it's either trust the random road or trust the road that brought us,

[01:11:41] like, you know, probably 100 kilometers north.

[01:11:44] I'm done.

[01:11:45] I mean, you can always have a different bank in my back in no direction.

[01:11:49] so 207 it doesn't say a direction I'm worried this is the southbound version wait

[01:11:56] Michael you with me yeah ahead of me front you know front wait now it

[01:12:03] connects wait do you see um where's my boy look in the opposite lane what do

[01:12:11] I think he just missed the turnoff and then was blocking through. I hit the turnoff which

[01:12:32] had me stuck behind a truck. So we were far enough away that our car was disconnected.

[01:12:39] I'm sorry, everyone's so hot-smart about you, Michael.

[01:12:41] I hope he's not too stressed.

[01:12:44] Michael.

[01:12:45] Oh, hey.

[01:12:45] I don't know.

[01:12:46] Hey.

[01:12:47] I hear you, and I hear you.

[01:12:49] Oh, I hear you.

[01:12:50] I hear you, and I hear you.

[01:12:52] Michael, you're here.

[01:12:53] I'd be so stressful if I watched.

[01:12:55] Hey, what's up?

[01:12:57] What's up, Ponyon?

[01:12:59] Are you eating?

[01:13:00] Are you eating a cinnamon?

[01:13:02] Cheddar, I call it paniel bagel.

[01:13:05] OK, OK, OK.

[01:13:06] Oh my god, let's go.

[01:13:07] Let's go.

[01:13:07] Yeah, that was scary. I didn't like that, bro. I didn't like that in the 360 footage.

[01:13:12] Oh, that'd be so scary.

[01:13:13] Oh, you were behind you.

[01:13:15] Yeah, I think you blew by, because I got a side behind actually the same exact bus, probably different.

[01:13:20] Yeah, it's the same dude.

[01:13:22] Can you just do a loops? And then this road appears in the 207, and you choose right for north, left for south.

[01:13:28] That's right.

[01:13:29] Well, that was scary.

[01:13:30] Hell yeah!

[01:13:31] I didn't think that would ever happen naturally.

[01:13:33] Yeah, right? I think it's the first time I've ever been split up.

[01:13:35] They're trying to go to Beijing, right?

[01:13:37] I'm scared.

[01:13:38] And now?

[01:13:39] I want to see them in a big city.

[01:13:42] Until we either get too cold and have to prove that we're on our way.

[01:13:47] Probably all three of us in front of you.

[01:13:49] But no, I'm not asking like their final destination.

[01:13:51] I think they're trying to go to Beijing.

[01:13:53] Are you American?

[01:13:55] We are American.

[01:13:57] Yes, we are.

[01:13:58] American, yes.

[01:13:59] We are in the mountains.

[01:14:01] I don't know.

[01:14:02] Yes.

[01:14:03] Oh, you guys are not good at shopping!

[01:14:09] Eat, eat, eat!

[01:14:11] They shoot each other.

[01:14:13] Eat, eat, eat!

[01:14:15] You have to change your original rice.

[01:14:19] This is the original rice.

[01:14:21] I'll go and eat it.

[01:14:23] I'll go and eat the original rice.

[01:14:25] Are you ready to crash?

[01:14:27] Okay, bye bye!

[01:14:29] The big cities don't allow motorcycles off-buckets, though.

[01:14:34] They can go to the outskirts, maybe.

[01:14:37] That's all. Right in front of them.

[01:14:40] Right in front of all of them.

[01:14:42] And now they're going to go dumb American can't-she-bo-toucher.

[01:14:46] Okay, we're going to play a game called,

[01:14:48] How Many Miles Do You Think We Have Traveled Today?

[01:14:50] Okay, okay. Who's playing? Who's playing?

[01:14:52] You're playing this game. It's you and you're playing.

[01:14:55] I think we've shuffled. It's not good. It's like 54 kilometers.

[01:15:02] Oh, okay. No, it's about 80 kilometers.

[01:15:06] Oh, really? Yeah.

[01:15:08] Is it all ice drinks? Because that'll actually change my mind, right?

[01:15:12] Yeah, it will.

[01:15:13] 物放活

[01:15:15] 碗粉

[01:15:18] 不有病是吗?

[01:15:21] 不有,不有病

[01:15:28] 好

[01:15:36] Hot. Yes, right.

[01:15:38] Thank you.

[01:15:40] Handsome.

[01:15:42] She calls you handsome.

[01:15:44] Thank you.

[01:15:46] Don't be hot.

[01:15:48] Do you want to be hot?

[01:15:50] Fuck.

[01:15:52] Do you want to be hot?

[01:15:54] Do you want to be hot?

[01:15:56] Yes.

[01:15:58] Ice.

[01:16:00] Ice.

[01:16:02] Don't be hot.

[01:16:04] Are you okay?

[01:16:36] Because it's room temperature.

[01:16:38] Almost assuredly, it's a hot ring, but...

[01:16:44] It's ice cold.

[01:16:45] It's ice.

[01:16:46] Actually, it's not ice cold.

[01:16:47] It's cold without the ice.

[01:16:49] Time-shivering.

[01:16:50] Time-shivering.

[01:16:52] Good, though.

[01:16:53] Yeah.

[01:16:54] I'm curious, do they have hot drinks,

[01:16:57] or if we're going to a iced coffee fucking store

[01:17:01] and then say, like, no ice?

[01:17:03] No ice.

[01:17:04] Give me just your most, like, room temperature milk in coffee.

[01:17:10] If you can breathe on this for a few minutes, I'm just going to nice and find it out.

[01:17:14] That'd be great.

[01:17:15] It just tastes like that.

[01:17:16] It tastes like it's from the fucking rice.

[01:17:18] I mean, when we should do it, say hot, man.

[01:17:21] I don't want to say fire.

[01:17:23] Cool.

[01:17:24] You know, it's fire actually.

[01:17:26] It's a 3D, 3Tag.

[01:17:28] They just say fire coffee.

[01:17:30] I think they might put it there.

[01:17:32] They like spice

[01:17:40] R-0-7

[01:17:44] R-0-7

[01:17:59] Michael nailed it

[01:18:01] We're back on the 207.

[01:18:05] Oh, they rode it all day!

[01:18:08] Very good progress.

[01:18:12] This has been such a nice road.

[01:18:14] I hope it's still the 207, because she trained me so good.

[01:18:18] I didn't ask because it had a different road.

[01:18:21] But we've been driving on the 207 for probably a hundred kilometers,

[01:18:29] since we last checked in and it's been more or less just awesome, like, always nowhere.

[01:18:37] Pretty nice road.

[01:18:41] It feels just optimal.

[01:18:42] It feels optimal as hell.

[01:18:44] Yes, it does feel like we're on an optimal line and then the sun came out for the

[01:18:49] first time in like three days.

[01:18:51] I see a city somewhere on the horizon.

[01:18:53] Yeah, I also see a city on the horizon and I think that might be where we call

[01:18:58] it.

[01:18:59] distance travel today?

[01:19:01] Like 215, which is pretty good for a day that's starting on the water.

[01:19:05] Yeah, I mean, 230 kilometers on kid day, you gotta be happy with those numbers.

[01:19:09] You have to be really happy.

[01:19:11] Okay, big break time, big break, big break time.

[01:19:13] How is this possible? How is this possible? How is this possible? How is this possible?

[01:19:17] That's a weird feeling. I guess we go forward and left.

[01:19:21] Okay, I mean, it's north.

[01:19:23] It's north? It's pointed towards the big city, but it is north.

[01:19:27] It is one of those like truss exercises where we lose the 207 and we're gonna have to just probably find her again

[01:19:33] I think we will it's like we always make our way back to her

[01:19:37] Well, she's over our life

[01:19:40] She's the longest relationship we've had in China by like a mile

[01:19:44] Well, I'm still messaging wings. I feel like

[01:19:48] There's no friends

[01:19:52] Let's run it

[01:19:57] Two beds.

[01:19:58] Yeah, two rooms.

[01:20:02] Okay.

[01:20:03] Are you a driver or a chef?

[01:20:07] Chef.

[01:20:08] Chef?

[01:20:09] Chef.

[01:20:10] Chef?

[01:20:11] Chef?

[01:20:12] No, I'm not.

[01:20:13] I'm a model.

[01:20:14] Model?

[01:20:15] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:20:16] Are you a driver or a chef?

[01:20:18] I'm a model.

[01:20:19] Do you want to go to the rain?

[01:20:22] I'll wait a minute.

[01:20:23] There's a parking garage.

[01:20:25] How about I take you to stop the bike in?

[01:20:29] Okay.

[01:20:30] You're finally so good!

[01:20:33] My name is Di Han Bao.

[01:20:36] What?

[01:20:37] My name is Di Han Bao.

[01:20:38] My name is...

[01:20:40] After you said you're Chinese, you're very good!

[01:20:43] Chu, Chu, Da, Chu, Da, Jing, Jing, Jing.

[01:20:47] Chu, Da, Jing, Jing.

[01:20:48] Whoa!

[01:20:49] Good. Good.

[01:20:51] We are the best Chinese people.

[01:20:54] You are now in Hongkong

[01:20:57] Where did you come from?

[01:20:58] Where did you come from?

[01:21:00] From Guangzhou

[01:21:01] From Guangzhou

[01:21:03] To Beijing

[01:21:04] To Beijing

[01:21:05] To Mongolia

[01:21:06] Mongolia

[01:21:08] What is the name of this city?

[01:21:10] Cande

[01:21:12] Cande

[01:21:12] Phu Lan

[01:21:13] Cande

[01:21:15] Cande

[01:21:18] Kulan

[01:21:19] Kulan, Cande

[01:21:20] Kulan, Cande

[01:21:21] You can go to Dexio Street and eat there.

[01:21:24] Oh, Dexio...

[01:21:26] What?

[01:21:27] It's not Dexio Street.

[01:21:28] Oh.

[01:21:29] It's so fun.

[01:21:30] Oh.

[01:21:31] It's so fun.

[01:21:32] Dexio Street.

[01:21:34] Right.

[01:21:35] Dexio Street.

[01:21:36] What's the name of this place?

[01:21:37] There's a Chinese island over there.

[01:21:39] Oh.

[01:21:40] There's a Chinese island over there.

[01:21:41] Yeah.

[01:21:42] This is our main attraction.

[01:21:43] Oh, thank you.

[01:21:45] Thank you.

[01:21:46] He just gave us a card for a taxi.

[01:21:48] So we could call a taxi.

[01:21:49] Ooh, that's a fun side adventure.

[01:21:52] So we have a side quest.

[01:21:54] We go to Doxiohe Street.

[01:21:56] The guy recommended, yeah, Doxiohe Street.

[01:21:59] And he was like, this place is frickin' awesome.

[01:22:03] They should go buy warmer clothes.

[01:22:04] The problem is, it's not close.

[01:22:05] I guess I kind of care where we have to go.

[01:22:07] It's kind of insanely far.

[01:22:09] That is really far.

[01:22:10] For a recommendation, right?

[01:22:11] Well, that means it has to be great, right?

[01:22:12] Like, for him to recommend that?

[01:22:14] Like, imagine being in LA and I

[01:22:16] I guess that's like Santa Monica Pier like recommending that that's so crazy

[01:22:20] That's so like I wouldn't recommend it to someone. No, I'd be like I would follow up like it's far. Yeah

[01:22:26] We don't want to ride our bikes out

[01:22:29] Yeah, it's okay in the ass and right now they're in a parking garage, so and it's also scary to ride out 15 kilometers

[01:22:35] Not knowing how to get back

[01:22:37] So he gave us a taxi cab service

[01:22:41] We're gonna try calling

[01:22:43] All right ready Kim

[01:22:45] It's Michael wants to be brave. He's having a clean transition.

[01:22:49] Very cool.

[01:22:50] Ni hao. Ni hao.

[01:22:52] Wo shi mei wo ri.

[01:22:55] Hai.

[01:22:56] Hai.

[01:22:57] Hai.

[01:22:58] Hai.

[01:22:59] Hai.

[01:23:00] Hai.

[01:23:01] Hai.

[01:23:02] Hai.

[01:23:03] Hai.

[01:23:04] Hai.

[01:23:05] Hai.

[01:23:06] Hai.

[01:23:07] Hai.

[01:23:08] Hai.

[01:23:09] I want to go to the 12th floor.

[01:23:16] Oh, so you're in the 12th floor, right?

[01:23:19] I want to go to the 12th floor.

[01:23:25] I'm not sure.

[01:23:28] Oh, please.

[01:23:29] I'm in Hampton Hilton.

[01:23:33] She's asking where you want to go.

[01:23:35] Right?

[01:23:36] Do you want to call a taxi?

[01:23:38] Shalow? Shalow? What street?

[01:23:41] Shalow.

[01:23:41] He was guest in the room on the 12th floor.

[01:23:44] Oh!

[01:23:45] Do you want to call a taxi?

[01:23:48] Do you want to call a taxi?

[01:23:49] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[01:23:53] She came up the Google Translate.

[01:23:56] About 12 feet up.

[01:23:58] Can we help you call a taxi when you come down?

[01:24:01] Yes, yes, yes.

[01:24:02] OK.

[01:24:06] See you bye-bye.

[01:24:08] That hurts, right?

[01:24:10] They didn't even call out the hotel, huh?

[01:24:14] We just called the people downstairs.

[01:24:18] Oh!

[01:24:20] Oh!

[01:24:22] Oh!

[01:24:24] Oh, we'll never be doing this chuggy-ass language!

[01:24:28] God!

[01:24:30] Damn it, bro.

[01:24:32] That's so embarrassing.

[01:24:34] Are you the two white foreigners on the 12th floor?

[01:24:39] Yeah, why do you know that?

[01:24:42] Yeah, we're bugging stupid bugging bad chugs.

[01:24:47] Alright, Michael's going to ask for a cab.

[01:24:50] We called them, so they don't work on them.

[01:24:52] You got this, bro.

[01:24:53] And it's gonna be awkward.

[01:24:54] Ah, no.

[01:24:56] Hello.

[01:24:57] Hello.

[01:24:58] Hello.

[01:24:59] Hello.

[01:25:00] Hello.

[01:25:01] Hello.

[01:25:02] We're going to say... We're going to say...

[01:25:04] We're going to say...

[01:25:05] You two...

[01:25:06] Are there two people?

[01:25:07] Ah...

[01:25:08] Let's go, okay?

[01:25:10] Let's go, okay?

[01:25:11] Let's go, let's go!

[01:25:12] Let's go!

[01:25:13] Huh?

[01:25:14] We're going to eat!

[01:25:17] I have a new trip goal.

[01:25:18] Okay.

[01:25:19] Because I achieved my last one.

[01:25:20] Yeah, that's a new one.

[01:25:21] It is...

[01:25:22] All the kids gave us their favorite foods.

[01:25:24] It's kid-based.

[01:25:25] And I want to...

[01:25:26] Try every food the kids recommend me.

[01:25:29] Oh, let's go?

[01:25:30] Yeah.

[01:25:31] because we have like six foods to go through.

[01:25:32] I think we knocked out like three of them, no?

[01:25:34] Yeah, I think some of them are like four.

[01:25:35] So easy, but one was like that dish.

[01:25:38] Oh yeah, sure, sure, sure.

[01:25:40] It was like, mm.

[01:25:41] I thought that was just a little bit for fish.

[01:25:43] Mm.

[01:25:45] Wushel.

[01:25:45] Wushel and yeah.

[01:25:46] Yeah, those are just types of meat, right?

[01:25:49] Maybe it's like more specific dishes right now.

[01:25:53] Sorry, I'm sorry.

[01:25:54] I don't know.

[01:25:57] Yeah?

[01:25:57] You're my fucking bitch vlogger boyfriend.

[01:26:00] I like the buildings. The buildings are awesome.

[01:26:10] This is so cool.

[01:26:11] There's a lot of visual cohesion to this city. They all got the RGB underglow lights to all their roofs.

[01:26:18] First, sure-foam. Wait, maybe Giz?

[01:26:23] Okay, I need to get Michael one.

[01:26:25] We want to go back to learning Chinese

[01:26:30] What are you holding?

[01:26:33] Come on man, not in China bro.

[01:26:47] We don't know what but like a circle has formed and people are dancing over there

[01:26:55] That was badass.

[01:26:57] It's K1.

[01:26:59] This is K2.

[01:27:01] Is K1 the same thing?

[01:27:03] Look at this.

[01:27:05] It's a little smaller.

[01:27:07] Maybe I could get a Chinese tutor.

[01:27:09] Ah.

[01:27:11] After Truffaut.

[01:27:13] After Truffaut.

[01:27:15] Maybe we can come back.

[01:27:17] You said come back?

[01:27:19] Well, I gave the buy.

[01:27:21] Maybe it's like a one should be class.

[01:27:23] Maybe?

[01:27:24] Yeah.

[01:27:25] Yeah.

[01:27:26] I would like to look forward to it and I could probably do it.

[01:27:30] Oh, ABCD, we have the order.

[01:27:32] It's set menu.

[01:27:33] Oh, how about you?

[01:27:35] I like beef.

[01:27:37] What?

[01:27:38] Beef.

[01:27:39] Beef?

[01:27:40] Beef.

[01:27:41] Beef.

[01:27:42] Beef is for breakfast.

[01:27:44] We have tea and dinner.

[01:27:46] She said...

[01:27:47] You don't have tea or dinner?

[01:27:48] They don't have that.

[01:27:49] She said they don't have it.

[01:27:50] That's not what they're saying.

[01:27:51] You're the Twitterer.

[01:27:53] Do you want to have a meal or tea?

[01:27:55] Do you want to have a meal or tea?

[01:27:57] I want to have a meal.

[01:27:59] If you want to have a meal, you can order one.

[01:28:01] We're always like,

[01:28:03] Oh, you're the hot boy.

[01:28:05] You're the hot boy.

[01:28:07] You're the hot boy.

[01:28:09] Do you like it?

[01:28:11] I like it.

[01:28:13] Do you like it?

[01:28:15] You're the hot boy.

[01:28:17] You can sit here.

[01:28:19] Thank you.

[01:28:21] We fucking crushed it.

[01:28:24] Yeah.

[01:28:25] I'm not gonna be laughing in a second.

[01:28:29] Guess what?

[01:28:30] No, you did it.

[01:28:32] Cause I'll pull.

[01:28:34] No, I got it.

[01:28:35] Cause I'll pull.

[01:28:36] Yes.

[01:28:37] Why would you do that?

[01:28:38] I put it away.

[01:28:39] I got it.

[01:28:40] I got it.

[01:28:41] You know, the second they said,

[01:28:42] Huguo.

[01:28:43] Like, fuck yeah.

[01:28:44] And then I said,

[01:28:45] Huguo.

[01:28:46] Huguo.

[01:28:47] Huguo.

[01:28:48] These fucking jins said,

[01:28:49] Huguo.

[01:28:50] You gotta be fucking straight in the mud, you gotta look straight in the mud.

[01:28:54] Yeah!

[01:28:55] I'm going to clean.

[01:28:58] Point the camera at it.

[01:28:59] I'm going to clean.

[01:29:00] Point the camera at it.

[01:29:01] Yes!

[01:29:02] Oh, good.

[01:29:03] Yes!

[01:29:04] Oh, my God.

[01:29:05] Yes.

[01:29:06] Are you ready?

[01:29:07] I wonder if Anne actually pulls up or if it's just the guy in the picture.

[01:29:12] Yeah, I'm ready to receive my gift.

[01:29:15] Good exchange.

[01:29:16] Okay, close your eyes close your eyes

[01:29:23] All right, take a peek take a peek

[01:29:26] Oh for the bell. Yeah, this is gonna be a sick bell. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay

[01:29:30] This is awesome. It's a bell you throw in a motorcycle and it protects you

[01:29:33] And it's a fact that protects you. Yeah. Yeah. He thinks the first one. Yeah, it's like a GA. It is a guardian's angel

[01:29:39] Okay, thank you reach out your hands

[01:29:44] Okay

[01:29:46] I'm very happy now I'm trying to do it.

[01:29:50] Fuck dude, the moment it was in my hand I was ready to spin it back.

[01:29:53] Yeah dude.

[01:29:54] So the thing is when you, I think the idea is you string it to your handlebars and you spin it before you do a pass.

[01:29:59] And then the wind keeps it going.

[01:30:01] And then the gyroscopic procession keeps you from tipping your bike.

[01:30:04] And then we have to have a release button.

[01:30:06] So like when I'm flying, I release and it hits the...

[01:30:09] And then whatever truck driver is about to kill us goes...

[01:30:12] And then they just veer right so we're safe.

[01:30:15] exact yeah hey that's also what I was saying double you this you know lower

[01:30:20] here we are eating full voice yes that's hot I wonder if they realize they

[01:30:34] weren't going to eat our son 994 wow 94 that has to be the best

[01:30:44] score and tipped it to history. I mean it looks delicious. One of the best meals we've had.

[01:30:50] It is pretty good. You went low. You went higher than I thought. You rated a chicken

[01:30:54] sandwich higher than this. Yeah but let me, you gotta hear my reasoning. Please, please.

[01:31:03] The chicken sandwich is the best chicken sandwich I've ever had. That chicken sandwich. By

[01:31:08] the way this is not hot blob, this is the guy smoking right next to us. This is

[01:31:12] Just lose but and you know this is like this is delicious with the Sichuan pepper. It's the best thing we've had probably on the trip

[01:31:18] Yes, I think the only thing that is better than this is the eel like straight up

[01:31:23] But yeah from a pure pure how it tastes like taste perspective. Yeah, I know context that makes this taste better

[01:31:31] But that's pretty impressive so I just just on that it tastes yeah, it's no bone

[01:31:36] It's easy to eat every piece is yummy inside. Yeah, it's so good. That's good

[01:31:41] All right

[01:31:50] We're feeling kind of tired, so we're probably gonna skip the go-kart

[01:31:56] Oh

[01:32:11] They're 50 caliber paintball guns.

[01:32:13] I understand.

[01:32:14] Look at the compressor.

[01:32:16] There's four engines.

[01:32:17] I don't think that's allowed in the United States.

[01:32:19] No, no, no, no.

[01:32:20] Four compressors?

[01:32:21] None of this.

[01:32:22] None of this is allowed.

[01:32:23] Okay, you go first.

[01:32:24] I don't even think you have to go first.

[01:32:26] I don't know.

[01:32:27] I'm going to keep going.

[01:32:28] Little hold back.

[01:32:29] Little hold back.

[01:32:30] Little hold back, eh?

[01:32:36] You hit three targets.

[01:32:39] Oh, it's here you go.

[01:32:40] Okay, you got it. Oh my god. It has a sniper scope. That's pretty busy. It doesn't work. Oh

[01:32:51] Okay, well on the other side

[01:32:54] The art son

[01:32:56] Fuck

[01:33:00] Do some kind of so act

[01:33:05] All right, okay

[01:33:10] You wear helmet all day just to put another helmet on.

[01:33:14] You guys don't know how long we've been riding.

[01:33:18] Wait, you magwells are the fastest we've ever seen.

[01:33:21] You magwells are the fastest.

[01:33:23] I feel like the biggest man in Earth right now.

[01:33:27] Do the pedals are so small.

[01:33:32] Oh, yeah.

[01:33:33] Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Ah, track recording. Oh, yeah. It's a wall. Oh, my God. Fuck.

[01:33:50] I got to work on that curve.

[01:33:52] Sorry.

[01:33:54] Oh, shit.

[01:33:56] Oh, yeah.

[01:33:58] Oh, yeah.

[01:34:00] I've been played before.

[01:34:02] I'm on the street.

[01:34:04] Oh, yeah.

[01:34:06] Oh, yeah, but you got to pull the speed lever.

[01:34:08] There's a speed boost lever.

[01:34:10] Oh, shit.

[01:34:12] Speed lever on your right.

[01:34:14] It's hard not to hit it.

[01:34:16] All right.

[01:34:18] Okay, we paid for a third activity we don't know right now

[01:34:34] Oh

[01:34:36] Oh, no, a Chinese escape room.

[01:34:39] You think you can't do this?

[01:34:42] They're so fucked.

[01:34:48] They're so fucked, dude.

[01:34:54] By gold, we should be.

[01:34:56] There's so many activities.

[01:34:58] I'm pretty sure the entire room is wired to that piano, like the...

[01:35:02] Like this?

[01:35:04] Yeah, hell yeah, this is how I wire things.

[01:35:11] Michael is trying to figure out how to rewound the wire.

[01:35:23] I think it's a normally off electromagnet.

[01:35:25] So I think if you just lift me up there and I unplug it, I think we just escape.

[01:35:31] Okay.

[01:35:32] How's that? Is this gonna hurt you? Or help you? I've been eating a lot of rice.

[01:35:35] Three, two, one.

[01:35:36] Yeah, okay.

[01:35:40] Okay.

[01:35:41] There's someone in the window.

[01:35:43] Okay, cool.

[01:35:44] Guys! Guys, turn around!

[01:35:46] Thank you.

[01:35:48] Yay!

[01:35:50] All of it is more!

[01:35:53] That was more!

[01:35:54] There's more! There's more!

[01:35:56] Chinese escape room.

[01:35:58] Any bright ideas for this one?

[01:36:00] Same strategy. Huh?

[01:36:06] Check this out

[01:36:12] What what what could the code be yeah, I don't see it in this like that one is like it's the piano like very obvious

[01:36:18] There's a wire over here. Oh

[01:36:20] Oh, this is like a cell wire, like a data wire.

[01:36:26] Not a power, oh door.

[01:36:28] Part basis door.

[01:36:30] Woo!

[01:36:34] Let's go!

[01:36:36] Okay.

[01:36:38] They solved it!

[01:36:40] That was fun.

[01:36:42] You all deserve it.

[01:36:44] Yes!

[01:36:46] We got

[01:36:50] Not bad we got queen we got queen. I don't know what it is. I'm trying to abate your gang

[01:36:58] I'm glad. I'm glad. I'm glad. I'm glad. I'm glad.

[01:37:09] You're not a good-

[01:37:10] What a long tongue, bro.

[01:37:11] You gotta say goodnight, man.

[01:37:12] As long as I hate to say goodnight.

[01:37:14] You made a book.

[01:37:15] On a beautiful day such as kid-night. You gotta say goodnight.

[01:37:18] We're gonna do our nighttime routine of high fall sleep.

[01:37:21] You like to eat ice separately.

[01:37:22] And take a shower.

[01:37:23] It's a good night. It's a good fucking routine.

[01:37:25] Do you usually come out and see me Siebes?

[01:37:32] Yeah, yeah, I'll just try to be a little bit easier.

[01:37:37] Thank you.

[01:37:42] I don't know how you sleep like that. I don't know how you fucking do it.

[01:37:46] How do you sleep?

[01:37:49] Sometimes I sleep with my arms straight up.

[01:37:52] Good day, I cannot

[01:37:56] Sometimes I try to

[01:38:01] This is not wake up in the morning. He gets so sleepy

[01:38:09] Dude looks like why is software port i'm done i'm done

[01:38:16] I usually sleep on my time with my arms Chinese in my brain and i'm like thinking

[01:38:20] But if I get in the bed, I'm like about to fucking die.

[01:38:24] I'll do your shopping.

[01:38:26] Stay up for an hour and a half.

[01:38:27] That's a bad start.

[01:38:29] Don't do it.

[01:38:29] It's not good.

[01:38:30] No, dude, man.

[01:38:31] It should be fine.

[01:38:34] He's home.

[01:38:35] Red Bulls are sick.

[01:38:36] Oh, another great episode.

[01:38:44] Not a good progress, but still not bad.

[01:38:47] They needed more.

[01:38:50] It was only like the first two days they were really struggling at the end.

[01:39:00] That was great!

[01:39:01] They wanted to do more reaction done gaming time and you guys know what that means.

[01:39:11] Hello Rihuan, this is your dude, Usagaming.

[01:39:16] I think their friend was having some like issues.

[01:39:41] Speak, speak, you little brat.

[01:39:44] Say death to your cop box.

[01:39:46] Say death to the animals.

[01:39:48] To the animals.

[01:39:50] You sound like Soundwave.

[01:39:53] Because of fireworks, it might actually be good.

[01:39:56] Oh!

[01:39:58] Inna?

[01:40:02] Oh yeah, we're good, we're good, we're good.

[01:40:03] Run for it, run.

[01:40:04] Are you fat?

[01:40:06] Kidding!

[01:40:07] I don't know why you're talking about

[01:40:09] This would be my last draw.

[01:40:31] I'm not sure if he's gonna get up after that.

[01:40:39] I'm not some fat like nasty.

[01:40:41] Bro, he's got a dead ass.

[01:40:42] He's got a dead stare at you, brother.

[01:40:44] He's got me fucking dead.

[01:40:49] What the fuck?

[01:40:51] Hey! Hey!

[01:40:56] Fuck it! No!

[01:40:58] He couldn't make a noise, otherwise the monster would have heard him.

[01:41:02] She has a big ass tourb...

[01:41:09] AHHHHH!

[01:41:14] Her friends tricked her into thinking they were enemies.

[01:41:21] Dave?

[01:41:24] Twerk if that's you!

[01:41:27] The exit's over here!

[01:41:29] We're not here!

[01:41:31] The exit's over here!

[01:41:32] No!

[01:41:33] No!

[01:41:34] Yes.

[01:41:36] Are you laughing?

[01:41:40] Aren't you f***ing kidding me?

[01:41:44] We're not here!

[01:41:46] I can't all play that game again.

[01:41:49] The hell is that noise?

[01:41:52] I've not played against...

[01:41:53] Is that a tellotubby?

[01:41:55] Oh, f***, that's not my...

[01:41:59] This whole man wasn't taking any prisoners.

[01:42:02] Yes.

[01:42:04] It's got a gun! It's got a gun!

[01:42:07] No! It's got a gun!

[01:42:09] It's got a gun!

[01:42:11] There we go.

[01:42:12] Rip it up!

[01:42:13] Oh my god.

[01:42:22] No!

[01:42:23] So, do you think you're gonna die in real life or something?

[01:42:26] I want your name again!

[01:42:28] Please! Please! Please!

[01:42:30] Oh no!

[01:42:32] Oh no!

[01:42:34] No!

[01:42:36] No!

[01:42:38] No! Please don't hit me!

[01:42:40] Help me!

[01:42:42] Help me!

[01:42:44] Please!

[01:42:48] I can't tell if he's laughing or crying!

[01:42:52] What is he doing?

[01:42:54] Look at that TV!

[01:42:56] Oh my god.

[01:42:58] Bro, are you okay?

[01:43:00] You got this.

[01:43:02] Wait, I think you should be better off.

[01:43:04] I'll send an un-soul boat.

[01:43:06] This is not me and CS soon.

[01:43:08] What do you mean, bro?

[01:43:10] Oh my god.

[01:43:12] Alright.

[01:43:14] Alright.

[01:43:16] Dude, if she can pull that job up.

[01:43:18] Shut up.

[01:43:20] No, we're not even, not even, not even.

[01:43:22] I would engage in fisticuffs, will you, then?

[01:43:29] Oh, you have a sword.

[01:43:32] Alright.

[01:43:33] Tell the hell good man.

[01:43:35] That's why you're a good-

[01:43:36] Your sword is not mightier than my fist.

[01:43:39] Oh my god, we'll catch us in five.

[01:43:41] We'll catch us in five.

[01:43:46] What's it like to kill nobody, dude?

[01:43:49] I'm gonna lose everything. I'm not one off that unless they're shooting at us. Oh, yeah, no reason to shoot them

[01:43:56] Hey, hey, I'll see someone down here

[01:44:00] So I guess he'd loaded blanks close this door

[01:44:19] That's not my aim!

[01:44:21] Bro, I'm a bad guy! Give me your loot!

[01:44:24] Yeah, get on edge, go after her, get this thing.

[01:44:28] You'll kill this next one in a second here.

[01:44:33] Go for you, Luke.

[01:44:36] I want your loot!

[01:44:41] You don't sound like much of that, do you?

[01:44:43] Well, okay.

[01:44:45] Where's your helmet? I'll give you right to the house.

[01:44:47] I'll set it on the map.

[01:44:49] I know a grandma lives.

[01:44:51] You're close to here.

[01:44:53] Just a couple blocks down.

[01:44:55] You can always visit my house if you want.

[01:44:57] You could always visit my house if you want.

[01:45:00] Oh, hey, after this bridge, take a right.

[01:45:02] Take a left, take a right.

[01:45:04] Right here?

[01:45:05] Yep.

[01:45:06] And it's up here on the right.

[01:45:07] Okay.

[01:45:08] And it's up here on the right.

[01:45:11] What the hell are you talking about?

[01:45:13] They can't even place under the bridge with the street people on the right.

[01:45:16] So I guess this is what PikaDol who looks like.

[01:45:25] Land party?

[01:45:26] Where's- oh there's a controller so it's like where the mouse is going to go.

[01:45:34] That looks so fun.

[01:45:36] That looks so good!

[01:46:06] God and pray partner I love you I'm gonna give you an after-war smooch I don't

[01:46:20] think they'll let him have another turn with the jet pack we'll be done

[01:46:26] We're just re-starting to figure out how to open secure doors.

[01:46:39] Have you guys ever heard of turning right to go left?

[01:46:42] I've heard that's a thing, but I don't know if I believe it or not.

[01:46:48] Turn right.

[01:46:49] When you want to drift, that's outwards, but if you turn right, you ought to go left, you're gonna go right.

[01:46:56] I just went right man

[01:47:08] They forgot where they left that

[01:47:26] Oh, grandma's gonna be blind.

[01:47:30] That is the end of this video.

[01:47:32] I hope you enjoyed it and I'll see you guys again very very soon.

[01:47:36] Later.

[01:47:37] Thanks, Mr. Daily.

[01:47:39] Okay, is it um, maybe it's time to start a new game.

[01:47:45] It was like another life.

[01:48:00] All right, all right, all right, all right.

[01:48:06] Ah!

[01:48:07] Ah!

[01:48:08] Ah!

[01:48:09] Oh, that was a good stretch.

[01:48:19] All right, let's start it up, I guess.

[01:48:23] All right.

[01:48:45] Oh.

[01:48:55] Okay.

[01:49:09] Ugh.

[01:49:15] Let me get my controller.

[01:49:29] I'm not using my IEMs.

[01:49:41] It will be far too immersive.

[01:49:44] Just on hug.

[01:49:46] Hug.

[01:49:48] Hug.

[01:49:50] Hug.

[01:49:52] Hug. Okay, okay.

[01:49:54] Well, no.

[01:50:04] Did I put those on the wrong side?

[01:50:10] I put the things on the wrong ones.

[01:50:12] Hold on. I have to fix them.

[01:50:19] Or backwards.

[01:50:29] I don't know, guys!

[01:50:43] Okay, I'll use my end-ear monitors

[01:50:48] Might at first time using earbuds to play a game in a while

[01:50:51] I don't know if I'm supposed to be like this, right?

[01:51:04] There we go.

[01:51:09] Okay.

[01:51:11] I'm going to be able to hear everything.

[01:51:21] I'm nervous.

[01:51:22] I don't know why.

[01:51:29] This one's probably less scary than Village, though, right?

[01:51:33] Probably.

[01:51:42] Is the least scary?

[01:51:44] OK.

[01:51:44] Oh my god, I can hear everything.

[01:52:00] Why is it vibrating?

[01:52:02] There's like a humming sound.

[01:52:08] I can hear everything, dude.

[01:52:11] I'll probably turn off my lights and stuff too, but fuck I just got these in my ears

[01:52:19] whatever.

[01:52:20] I'll have to get used to putting them in and out.

[01:52:51] Hello

[01:52:57] Alright, I hope after this you guys will be happy and not ever complain in my stream again

[01:53:05] This one is

[01:53:09] And now I can't see which one's which

[01:53:20] The part that says if it's left or right is clear, okay, this one's right.

[01:53:48] I'm not stalling dude.

[01:53:51] Oh my god.

[01:53:56] No stalling.

[01:53:59] No stalling at all.

[01:54:03] I'm not.

[01:54:06] You guys are stalling.

[01:54:08] You're making me, I don't know.

[01:54:18] E.T. Elliot, thanks for the four months. Oh, and Dandy Snake, thanks for subbing.

[01:54:28] Okay. There we go.

[01:54:38] The sound's so loud in my ears!

[01:54:48] I can hear everything.

[01:54:58] I have a ton of DLC stuff, I guess.

[01:55:09] Okay, um, I'm just gonna see if there's motion sickness things I can turn off.

[01:55:26] Where's Shrands?

[01:55:29] Wait, I want the game to look as good as possible.

[01:55:36] Wait, you probably want Ray Tracing on, right?

[01:55:46] DLSS 5?

[01:55:50] It was calling 100% right over there.

[01:55:53] Uh...

[01:56:11] Here's strands on high.

[01:56:14] Oh, preset for motion sickness, okay, perfect.

[01:56:19] Yay!

[01:56:21] Okay, that works for me.

[01:56:25] Okay, I'm starting the game now, guys!

[01:56:31] You know, just like you guys wanted, it'll be so fun!

[01:56:40] Can't wait!

[01:56:42] The players who have played this game is not scary. Okay, so it's not a horror game

[01:56:55] See you scary game. Sorry. I do really bad with with scary. I get so stressed

[01:57:04] Yes, that is one of those scary games

[01:57:12] No, I don't want to hear it.

[01:57:19] I don't want to hear it.

[01:57:22] I don't want to hear it.

[01:57:25] I don't want to hear it.

[01:57:28] I don't want to hear it.

[01:57:36] September 30th, 1998.

[01:57:39] Is that legal?

[01:57:40] forget. The cop inside me died that day. And that night, Raccoon City was wiped out thanks

[01:57:48] to the bio-weapons created by umbrella. Somehow I made it out that too many others weren't

[01:57:55] so lucky. I was asked later to join a top secret government program. Not that I had

[01:58:04] a choice. The training, mission missions, nearly killed me. At least I kept my mind off everything.

[01:58:16] If I could just forget what happened that night. The pain, even for a second. This time,

[01:58:24] it can be different. It has to.

[01:58:29] Is he referencing Resident Evil 2?

[01:58:36] Yeah, okay.

[01:58:40] I didn't finish 2, but I played part of it.

[01:58:43] They say Yankee?

[01:58:46] Place as close to nowhere that I've ever seen

[01:58:50] She's sitting looking for something

[01:58:54] Someone must be very important

[01:58:57] Chief gave the orders himself help you and he said

[01:59:01] I'm sure your boys didn't come all the way out here to roast marshmallows

[01:59:08] Thank you

[01:59:10] You have strengths as a fumer

[01:59:12] I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. Just between us

[01:59:18] A lot of people have come to listen around here

[01:59:21] And it's been that way for a while now

[01:59:23] I was saying the goal

[01:59:25] Well then, it should be just another day in the office, right?

[01:59:31] I mean last week there was a search for some missing hikers. I'm sure you'll do your best to help me

[01:59:42] I

[01:59:54] This is it

[01:59:59] Nature calls, huh, I'll be right back

[02:00:02] Oh, so cool. He doesn't smoke.

[02:00:32] Oh, he's dead.

[02:00:34] They're going to get him for sure.

[02:00:39] Oh, he's dead.

[02:00:44] Oh, he's dead.

[02:00:49] Oh, he's dead.

[02:00:54] Oh, he's dead.

[02:00:59] They're gonna get him for sure.

[02:01:03] It was a dead statue.

[02:01:07] He sure is taking his time.

[02:01:11] Did he follow you?

[02:01:15] Maybe you better go and take a look.

[02:01:19] Why doesn't he go and take a look?

[02:01:23] Oh, watch the car. You wouldn't want to get a parking ticket.

[02:01:27] He's just a lazy bachelorette.

[02:01:37] I mean he's not even scared, he's just a bong.

[02:01:47] Chapter one.

[02:01:49] No buff, it's too much.

[02:01:50] Your hair looks amazing today less than three.

[02:01:52] Thank you!

[02:01:53] I got a new weave.

[02:01:54] See what's taking so long.

[02:02:01] Or that. Dude, I- now that I'm actually wearing a headset, I can hear everything.

[02:02:11] I don't like this.

[02:02:14] Oh, shit!

[02:02:17] That's weird.

[02:02:19] I hear a lot of strange sounds.

[02:02:26] Oh my god.

[02:02:35] You guys said this wasn't scary?

[02:02:45] They're totally sending this all in a horror game.

[02:02:47] I mean, whenever you play as Leon, I feel like it's not that scary.

[02:02:51] That's how I felt during Recoram.

[02:02:57] It's not pussy.

[02:02:58] I'm not a fucking fucker yet, a little bit, but.

[02:03:06] It says you guys.

[02:03:07] I bet you were probably scared as hell playing this.

[02:03:10] Anyone home?

[02:03:14] Why did the door shut?

[02:03:17] Hello?

[02:03:18] What's this?

[02:03:21] Oh.

[02:03:22] Um.

[02:03:23] Judgment is nigh.

[02:03:25] Okay, that's nice.

[02:03:27] Let me just put that back.

[02:03:32] Hmm.

[02:03:33] This looks cozy.

[02:03:36] I would rate this airbnb a nigh.

[02:03:39] I would rate this airbnb a nigh.

[02:03:42] This looks cozy.

[02:03:46] I would rate this Airbnb 5 out of 5 stars.

[02:03:50] Especially.

[02:03:51] This place is huge actually.

[02:03:55] Why is there a bunch of shit hung up and a big ol' X over the door?

[02:04:02] Hustle and Finn.

[02:04:06] What does this say guys?

[02:04:07] I'm sure someone can read that right?

[02:04:10] Okay, maybe I won't go in that weird door.

[02:04:15] What's in here?

[02:04:18] Just until the end.

[02:04:26] Oh, fuck!

[02:04:34] Sorry to barge in like this.

[02:04:36] He seems very normal. Very normal.

[02:04:57] Leon's fought zombies and shit before. He doesn't think this is like, suspicious at all.

[02:05:03] Oh

[02:05:14] Holy fuck

[02:05:18] My god, he snapped his neck I think

[02:05:20] Oh, oh, uh oh.

[02:05:25] You're screaming, a hunter's lodge key.

[02:05:30] I bet the door that I skipped was probably locked anyway then, huh?

[02:05:35] Okay, well, um, National Police Corps Mario Fernandez Castano, police officer.

[02:05:46] Anything in here?

[02:05:47] I know a guy just screamed, but I have to make sure... Oh, soup!

[02:05:51] Holy shit, Ari. For hell yeah, uh-uh-uh, very good game.

[02:05:54] Make easy! Thank you for the resub six months.

[02:05:58] Looks like that green shit that Cliff would kick-cook in a...

[02:06:02] ...Friends and Desert. All of a sudden, Black Desert.

[02:06:11] Puh... uh...

[02:06:14] What does this one say?

[02:06:17] What does this one say?

[02:06:25] Oh, it's a little bit dark in here.

[02:06:26] Oh, OK.

[02:06:28] Flashlight.

[02:06:30] Oh, I got an orange in the pile.

[02:06:33] Nice.

[02:06:36] Nice.

[02:06:37] Vitamin C. Love that.

[02:06:40] Dude, it was bad enough for me playing creepy games with my speakers, but the in-ear monitors

[02:06:51] it's so much worse I just don't I just don't do good with these kinds of games

[02:07:00] what is this I'll be a deer right

[02:07:12] moving back there oh wait that's my flashlight

[02:07:21] What are y'all doing something oh no oh shit oh no and the guy in the car is in trouble

[02:07:43] too.

[02:07:44] Why is his hair so perfect all the time?

[02:07:55] I feel mauged right now, okay now I got to escape.

[02:08:02] Yeah, that is there's some freaky shit going on here some evil

[02:08:32] I used bullets on him. I used four bullets

[02:08:48] Okay, well if it's like the other games and I was gonna be rough at the beginning then it'll be fine later

[02:08:55] Brashing Fox. Thanks for 29 months

[02:09:02] You guys see why I said I can't do games like this like nothing even happened I'm getting

[02:09:11] scared.

[02:09:42] Well, I'm out of bullets.

[02:09:54] I wasted so fucking many in my panic state.

[02:09:58] You wicked curthulhu, thanks for four months, thrashing fox, thank you again.

[02:10:04] Why are all these old men here so crazy?

[02:10:10] Oh, no, it's locked.

[02:10:17] That's not true.

[02:10:20] Oh, the door's open.

[02:10:25] That's a little strange.

[02:10:30] The green herb.

[02:10:37] Perfect.

[02:10:39] Oh yeah, there's no bullets in the gun.

[02:10:50] I'm sorry.

[02:10:54] What is this?

[02:10:59] Oh shit, that's the girl that he was holding the picture for, right?

[02:11:06] Bruce, this is Condor 1.

[02:11:09] Honey, can you hear? What's your sit-rep?

[02:11:11] The President's daughter, David Eagle. So likely she's not the same age.

[02:11:15] Yeah, they're gonna play at the keyboard and mouse. Our intel is correct then. Well done.

[02:11:19] Need a location on a nearby lake. She may have been taken there.

[02:11:23] Copy that. I'll see what I can find.

[02:11:26] Hurry up.

[02:11:27] Something's happened to the people here, and my escorts are...

[02:11:32] Uh-oh!

[02:11:35] Oh no!

[02:11:36] Let it go. It's up to them.

[02:11:41] He's bald!

[02:11:44] I'll let myself out.

[02:11:57] All right, head for the lake, gotta get the fuck out of here, bro.

[02:12:16] My cop friends are dead.

[02:12:19] I've got- what was that?

[02:12:22] I've got zero bullets in my gun.

[02:12:34] All right.

[02:12:42] OK, saving, storage, oh, Skull Shaker, OK.

[02:12:51] I hear people.

[02:13:07] Oh wait, is that my friend?

[02:13:20] I

[02:13:37] Miss

[02:13:50] Hell yeah gunpowder

[02:13:56] Sick

[02:14:02] Shit

[02:14:06] Dude I gotta look for bear traps on the ground

[02:14:20] A flash grenade, okay, more ammo, okay, actually I'm getting a good amount of ammo, as long

[02:14:39] As long as I don't miss it a fuck ton of times, it should be okay.

[02:14:51] Is that a head?

[02:14:54] A fucking head just fell off the top of the gate.

[02:15:04] Oh shit, it's my friend!

[02:15:06] Oh

[02:15:17] That's really bad

[02:15:36] I don't have that many bullets!

[02:15:43] I am crafting.

[02:16:36] All my friends, dad.

[02:17:06] Oh my god, no!

[02:17:11] Okay, but if I can get this...

[02:17:13] Oh, his eyes look not okay.

[02:17:16] I'm dead.

[02:17:24] What the heck? I had an herb too!

[02:17:26] I didn't think it was going to go right back into the middle of fighting.

[02:17:29] Oops, I forgot to use it.

[02:17:36] Do I have to redo that whole thing? I think I do! Fuck!

[02:17:47] Shit.

[02:18:06] I'm gonna see if I can sneak up and stab him in the back with something

[02:19:06] I

[02:19:18] Wicked holy shit

[02:19:36] Oh boy, chainsaw guy is here.

[02:20:03] Oh my fucking god, look the cow.

[02:20:33] Change

[02:21:03] Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no!

[02:21:05] Ah!

[02:21:08] You are the lady who grabbed me!

[02:21:12] I got fucking CC, dude.

[02:21:16] Oh my god.

[02:21:24] It's crazy.

[02:21:33] I guess maybe I'll just see if I can take some out.

[02:22:03] Before the fight

[02:22:28] They saw me

[02:22:32] Nice about to break to I think

[02:22:49] Nice broken

[02:23:49] Oh shit

[02:24:49] All right, well this time it's gonna run straight to the house

[02:25:19] of

[02:27:19] What the fuck just huh, huh, what?

[02:27:49] Oh, this shit again.

[02:28:05] I'm joking.

[02:28:08] I don't have a ton of off.

[02:28:19] I

[02:28:37] So

[02:28:49] Oh, I need ammo!

[02:29:19] What is happening?

[02:29:26] What is happening?

[02:29:29] Hello?

[02:29:32] We got him!

[02:29:35] You're having fun!

[02:29:37] You're having fun!

[02:29:40] You're having fun!

[02:29:43] You're gonna get me!

[02:29:46] What the fuck is happening hello

[02:30:10] Oh

[02:30:15] He's all tabbing

[02:30:32] Brown chicken egg

[02:30:40] I guess that could be it.

[02:30:51] It's gonna be annoying.

[02:30:56] The Nemos.

[02:31:01] Gaze at the beam.

[02:31:06] Oh, Anonymous!

[02:31:07] Thank you for the 10!

[02:31:09] Thank you!

[02:31:10] Thanks, Anonymous.

[02:31:15] Marcia!

[02:31:22] Marcia!

[02:31:41] Oh, save me!

[02:31:45] Oh, thank you for 10 gifted.

[02:31:52] Thank you.

[02:31:54] Welcome to the game started.

[02:32:01] Pink, what is it?

[02:32:10] Okay.

[02:32:12] Oh.

[02:32:13] Roost the condor one, I've identified a route to the lake, look for a large windmill, there's

[02:32:18] a path on the far side of it.

[02:32:20] Take windmill, okay.

[02:32:21] Windmill.

[02:32:22] A lip makeup is so cute.

[02:32:23] What is the combo?

[02:32:25] Thank you.

[02:32:26] Thank you Roost.

[02:32:27] Thank you Roost.

[02:32:28] Thank you Roost.

[02:32:29] It's um, I use the uh, the l-lonege or whatever, uh, a lip tint, the one where

[02:32:36] I have to like peel it off.

[02:32:38] And then I put it in his free lip balm over it.

[02:32:50] Yeah, summer rain, thank you for the 10 months.

[02:32:52] And each of you go, thank you for the bits.

[02:32:57] Thank you, little M, 23 months.

[02:32:59] Thank you, summer.

[02:33:01] All right.

[02:33:02] Can I just eat the eggs?

[02:33:08] for HP. Hell yeah!

[02:33:15] At 4,500.

[02:33:24] Ah currency.

[02:33:28] Alright, I'm missing a key for this I guess.

[02:33:36] Ajax, thank you for the five gifted.

[02:33:41] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[02:33:47] Shotgun shells, nice.

[02:33:49] Nice.

[02:34:03] I have a little bit spooked still.

[02:34:08] As long as there's not a lot of like dark jump scare,

[02:34:12] dark jump scare type areas, it'll be fine.

[02:34:16] It's just an action game.

[02:34:24] What's it mean?

[02:34:25] Oh.

[02:34:31] Expanded map?

[02:34:33] What does that mean?

[02:34:36] Expanded map treasure, Gap in the Well.

[02:34:39] What?

[02:34:39] Oph, thank you for the 20 gifted.

[02:34:41] Thank you.

[02:34:43] Thank you, Oph.

[02:34:46] So should I go back and check these things out, I guess?

[02:34:50] It means you have DLC.

[02:34:57] Thank you, Oof.

[02:34:59] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[02:35:08] Well, I can't get in there yet.

[02:35:12] Deluxe Edition Sheets tell you where everything is.

[02:35:14] Oh.

[02:35:17] Well, I bought the expensive version of the game

[02:35:21] because I wanted to support the developers

[02:35:23] not cause I was trying to cheat.

[02:35:28] So what the heck?

[02:35:30] Don't blame me, guys.

[02:35:35] It's not pirated.

[02:35:37] I bought the Deluxe Edition of the game.

[02:35:39] It's locked.

[02:35:44] Uh...

[02:35:49] Boost.

[02:35:51] Looks like I need someone else with me there to do that one.

[02:35:57] Alright, well.

[02:35:59] I don't know if I can do anything there.

[02:36:06] Onwards!

[02:36:08] Is it the Cat's Eye Lip Tint?

[02:36:13] Sorry guys, I have to stop.

[02:36:17] There's girls in my chat asking questions for like, where did I put it?

[02:36:25] It's like the most popular color.

[02:36:27] I don't remember what it's called.

[02:36:28] Oh, here it is.

[02:36:31] It's called, um, oh, it's the Sa-chu Lip Tint.

[02:36:36] I think I said the wrong brand.

[02:36:43] Not Lugge.

[02:36:44] Whatever the fuck I said I was wrong.

[02:36:52] The windmill!

[02:36:53] I hear voices.

[02:36:54] Okay.

[02:36:55] hear voices. Okay, can I combine gunpowder craft? Oh, I need this blue shit. Okay. What

[02:37:13] What about this craft mixed herb?

[02:37:25] I think that there are residents around here.

[02:37:29] You guys get to the way you need to be.

[02:37:39] Scanning.

[02:37:40] Yo, hated 2-8-4, thank you for the prime.

[02:37:45] One resident down, and I stole her money too.

[02:38:06] It's locked.

[02:38:09] I guess that's to be expected.

[02:38:15] Oh, it needs a special key.

[02:38:38] I don't have that key.

[02:38:43] The window is so loud.

[02:38:54] Blue request note, you can take on tasks by collecting the blue request notes posted on

[02:38:58] different areas.

[02:38:59] For the love of God, will someone please get rid of the blue medallions those religious

[02:39:03] lunatics left hanging around?

[02:39:05] Destroy all the blue medallions.

[02:39:07] Just five of them around the farm.

[02:39:16] Huh?

[02:39:16] What is this?

[02:39:18] Oh.

[02:39:20] What are you beeping?

[02:39:27] Nice.

[02:39:28] Screpa, thank you for the five gifted.

[02:39:33] Thanks, Screpa.

[02:39:34] Oh, we got some herb back here.

[02:39:36] Yellow herb

[02:39:42] Thanks crap, but thank you guys for the hype train

[02:39:46] Think it is level nine

[02:39:48] Oh, I don't reloaded my shotgun. Oh, wait, that's the shit shock. I went up

[02:39:54] Fuck I put bullets in the shit shot

[02:40:03] Yep, that's how I feel Leon

[02:40:06] Damn you ain't gotta go get some some shit. Okay, we need a big old gear for this. It looks like

[02:40:26] I guess taco king. Thanks for the two

[02:40:31] Then close to 11k subs

[02:40:36] Oh look at that!

[02:40:48] I'm a deviant.

[02:40:52] Just one bullet, but I need to get it done.

[02:40:58] I hear something down there.

[02:41:03] Pac-Man dons Pac-Man dons Pac-Man dons

[02:41:10] You're not as big as that. Oh my god, it's a cow man

[02:41:30] Increases your maximum health

[02:42:03] I got

[02:42:33] I

[02:42:48] Thought he was gonna take a lot longer to get there on sleep. Oh shit the wooden pawn. I don't know that's the one that I need though

[02:43:03] I'm receiving get back to that higher area than should

[02:43:12] Not a miss five. Thank you. Oh wait, oh the medallion

[02:43:33] I hear them.

[02:43:40] I hear them.

[02:43:45] I hear them.

[02:43:54] Oh god.

[02:43:59] Uh, green and yellow makes what?

[02:44:05] Okay, that's good.

[02:44:10] Oh no!

[02:44:15] Okay.

[02:44:20] Oh no!

[02:44:37] Oh my god.

[02:44:42] Woo!

[02:44:43] Did I get him?

[02:44:47] The vegan sounds like there's still more.

[02:44:50] I'm not sure. My knife's broken.

[02:44:56] It's been quiet now. I could uh... I have two more medallions to find.

[02:45:04] It's not like I spy. Let me know if you guys see any blue medallions.

[02:45:16] They're hidden around this area.

[02:45:17] Yeah.

[02:45:19] Any blue medallions here?

[02:45:24] Oh, I see one.

[02:45:29] Oh, I did.

[02:45:31] Can I get through this window?

[02:45:35] Nice.

[02:45:36] I'll get one more.

[02:45:41] A blue medallion, please.

[02:45:45] A blue medallion.

[02:45:51] Another hand grenade, I don't know what it is.

[02:46:00] I passed it.

[02:46:09] Oh, and it tells me where it is.

[02:46:15] Guys, I'm fucking blind. I'm sorry.

[02:46:26] Oh shit!

[02:46:33] Hey, your champagne sancho, thank you for the five gifted.

[02:46:37] Thank you.

[02:46:39] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[02:46:41] What can I do with two reds?

[02:46:45] Oh, no, you can't, okay.

[02:46:49] Another teller to do stuff.

[02:46:53] Oh, I have my cog.

[02:46:58] Everything's great.

[02:47:00] Uh, the guns are all loaded.

[02:47:05] Oh, that's a big ass gear.

[02:47:10] How are you carrying that Leon?

[02:47:12] How did you put that in there?

[02:47:16] Yo, Activist, thank you for the benefits.

[02:47:20] This is moving now.

[02:47:22] Just to open the gate out there.

[02:47:31] Hey, we're free!

[02:47:34] Freedom!

[02:47:40] I'm gonna go back and check out these areas before I continue down the path, I don't

[02:48:04] around here. Oh, is this locked? Yeah it is! Classic! Let me see if there's anything

[02:48:15] down here.

[02:48:30] The green herb was green in red make.

[02:48:35] Three times as much health as single herb.

[02:48:39] Probably want to save it for some yellows, right?

[02:48:44] Yellow has permanently maximized your health.

[02:48:47] Blue?

[02:48:49] What?

[02:48:54] You can mix all three.

[02:48:58] Oh, yeah, handgun ammo.

[02:49:00] Yo, Panda, thanks for the six months.

[02:49:02] You can combine all three.

[02:49:03] Emmerichia, Emmerichia.

[02:49:04] What does all three do?

[02:49:07] I guess I'll see.

[02:49:09] I'll make some handgun ammo.

[02:49:14] I will not eat my eggs yet.

[02:49:22] I'll try to get all three.

[02:49:30] I haven't got enough ammo.

[02:49:32] Oh!

[02:49:35] That was the slowest reaction of all time. I'm so sorry. I froze up.

[02:49:39] I hear voices oh shit

[02:49:57] I don't know if I can still continue this way

[02:50:09] I

[02:50:27] Is he sell like he's saying something weird

[02:50:39] Oh

[02:51:09] Oh fuck!

[02:51:30] Why are they throwing bombs?

[02:51:33] SHIT!

[02:51:39] I got to combine all the red on the slams here red, I got to combine all the red on the

[02:51:55] slams here red.

[02:51:56] I don't know what I'm doing here, but it's not ideal, but that's fine.

[02:52:19] Can I shoot the locks off?

[02:52:24] Oh, I can't, I could have done that in the last place I guess.

[02:52:29] I don't have a key for that.

[02:52:45] How do I use the hand grenades to jeep?

[02:52:48] Well, I'm on it, thank you for the five, thank you.

[02:52:53] Thank you, and Panda thanks for six months.

[02:53:09] What's that noise?

[02:53:10] I need to assign it.

[02:53:20] Oh, I see, okay, I don't really want the flash grenade.

[02:53:30] Thank you.

[02:53:31] Hello.

[02:53:32] Don't mind me.

[02:53:33] Hello.

[02:53:36] Don't mind me.

[02:53:40] Don't mind me, bro.

[02:53:53] It's fine.

[02:53:57] I think I skipped a ton in the whole village up there.

[02:54:03] Hello, can I help you who's this oh shit

[02:54:14] This guy's not a zombie

[02:54:17] That hurts, you know seemed like you really want to talk how I'm servicing your now

[02:54:22] Say that you got a smoke. You know those things will kill you. Oh

[02:54:27] Maybe just

[02:54:33] I'm so sorry.

[02:54:35] Who are you?

[02:54:36] Who's that?

[02:54:38] Oh, shit.

[02:54:41] This bomb guy's really strong.

[02:54:47] Oh, what is that?

[02:54:51] I can't do it.

[02:54:55] What is that?

[02:54:56] It's like a bomb in that thing.

[02:55:00] Chapter End.

[02:55:03] Careful.

[02:55:08] Oh shit.

[02:55:09] Guys was that the tit-tat-tACKt virus?

[02:55:15] SACrificial Damn.

[02:55:17] You will receive our most sacred body.

[02:55:23] It begins...now.

[02:55:27] Shit.

[02:55:29] Where's his life?

[02:55:32] he's chained up stop it yes a lot of smiles one here

[02:55:43] Leon quiet I'm do you said I guess you mean during this bunch of occasion

[02:55:53] I can see you're thinking that you've been in spells like this before.

[02:56:07] Leon doesn't say anything.

[02:56:09] I guess.

[02:56:11] You're here looking for someone?

[02:56:13] One more guess.

[02:56:15] Maybe.

[02:56:16] I'm missing something

[02:56:19] Young girl

[02:56:21] Look now all right see her chatter about moving

[02:56:29] Over there

[02:56:31] Where who knows but later saw some men dragging someone to the old church

[02:56:42] I did it

[02:56:46] the teamwork though the teamwork

[02:57:16] later amigo asshole what's wrong with them

[02:57:28] shit it took my gear oh no my guns I've got nothing oh I've got my cell phone

[02:57:39] at least under wonder roost I've located baby like it in here sounds like

[02:57:43] she's being kept in some church great that's good news I heard it from this

[02:57:48] guy I know the citizen name is Luis Sarah there's something fishy about him I

[02:57:54] need you to run back on check we'll call condor one I'll see what I can find in

[02:57:59] the meantime make your way to that church right I'm probably due for

[02:58:05] confession anyway condor one out do for a confession we've been doing Leon

[02:58:12] All right, chapter two.

[02:58:14] I got a kitchen knife.

[02:58:16] I got no gun.

[02:58:26] Head for the church.

[02:58:29] OK, and I've got.

[02:58:30] I'm going to explore, man.

[02:58:31] I'm going to let the bloodists come down.

[02:58:38] Oh.

[02:58:42] I found it.

[02:58:49] Okay, it's got to get around to it now.

[02:59:02] Now if you can parry an attack with space when the prompt appears in the bottom of the screen.

[02:59:17] Oh I see.

[02:59:28] I

[02:59:49] Didn't hear a damn thing

[02:59:51] Oh, they let me keep all my money, though.

[02:59:58] What was that, 10K?

[03:00:01] It's probably 10 bucks or something.

[03:00:08] That opens it from the other side.

[03:00:16] Hello?

[03:00:18] There we go.

[03:00:20] Oh, it's locked.

[03:00:22] Okay, so you have to run around.

[03:00:24] You have to run back.

[03:00:40] Fuck!

[03:00:42] Are you kidding me?

[03:00:46] I'm so annoying.

[03:00:51] I'll be taking these back.

[03:00:54] Three herbs and kitchen knives.

[03:00:57] That is lost.

[03:01:06] Oh, um, hello?

[03:01:09] There's an amigo standing outside the door.

[03:01:13] Over here stranger. Oh, thank you. Why is there a sire purple?

[03:01:35] I don't want this on my thing

[03:01:37] I don't want to actually put ammo in it Let's do some business, then, ayy?

[03:01:50] Business?

[03:01:51] Get rid of the rats that have taken up in the factory.

[03:01:54] We don't know if they were carrying any diseases, but we'd rather not find out.

[03:01:59] Request, Externate all the rats.

[03:02:02] There's three of them.

[03:02:04] How the crust coming along you can trade the spinels you receive as reward for valuable goods

[03:02:12] Or I'm going to pick up a treasure map the most

[03:02:18] Rifle ammo, I don't think I have a rifle yet. Gee man. Thanks for the five gifted

[03:02:24] Thanks, gee man

[03:02:26] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh

[03:02:30] All right, I'm gonna go pee real quick. I'll be right back

[03:02:34] BRB

[03:04:04] I'm back.

[03:04:09] Oh.

[03:04:10] Hello.

[03:04:11] Welcome.

[03:04:12] Oh.

[03:04:13] Thank you, monitors.

[03:04:14] Well done.

[03:04:15] Well done.

[03:04:16] Well done.

[03:04:17] Well done.

[03:04:18] Well done.

[03:04:19] Well done.

[03:04:20] Well done.

[03:04:21] Well done.

[03:04:22] Well done.

[03:04:23] Well done, you've proven yourself reliable I've got something new for you

[03:04:39] Tuna prepare broken at 4,000 good things on sale

[03:04:45] These key items? Key items are no longer server purpose.

[03:04:50] I have a crate.

[03:04:58] So loud?

[03:04:59] No! Bad!

[03:05:01] We're selling all my...

[03:05:02] Pleasure doing business with you.

[03:05:05] We'll come back any time you put gems on the treasures

[03:05:24] Where's the inventory welcome got some rare

[03:05:31] Boltzower, SR, okay, let's go.

[03:05:38] First aid spray, case upgrade, Boltz recipe.

[03:05:47] Oh, here we go, okay.

[03:05:54] The Sentinel 9.

[03:05:58] How do I see which gun's better?

[03:06:05] The Sentinel 9's way better, right?

[03:06:14] Can they all just buy the upgrade for now?

[03:06:24] I'll save that for a bit.

[03:06:44] I will send to storage that.

[03:06:51] I mean, it still had ammo in it, but it's fine, I think.

[03:07:04] You can auto-sort?

[03:07:07] Oh, I auto-sort.

[03:07:12] Oh, nice.

[03:07:17] Okay, sick.

[03:07:20] I think I'll use this for now.

[03:07:27] I need a key for that too.

[03:07:38] How am I?

[03:07:50] What's up?

[03:08:08] I see a dude up there.

[03:08:38] Oh, shit.

[03:08:45] Um, I might just have to use these.

[03:08:56] I'm trying to get the three urns that people are saying for it, but I don't know.

[03:09:05] Oh

[03:10:05] I'm just going to do this again.

[03:10:08] I'm just going to worry about saving them when I have yellows.

[03:10:20] That Sigonal Emblem looks like that's for the gate way at the bar.

[03:10:26] The boy that I came for.

[03:10:35] I'll bring my braver to the back.

[03:10:42] Oh, a small key.

[03:10:51] Sorry, it must have slipped.

[03:12:00] I think I can probably leave this area kind of whenever.

[03:12:11] Oh, a yellow orb!

[03:12:12] Fuck, I just used my other one, so.

[03:12:14] Oh, I'll try to pull that one down.

[03:12:46] Oh wait, I can't leave though.

[03:12:58] Oh shit.

[03:13:01] That's bad.

[03:13:04] I'm gonna eat my eggs.

[03:13:06] I actually did a lot of healing.

[03:13:09] My green herb, I just need a red one.

[03:13:13] Dude, it's still going.

[03:13:16] There's a way to get up there.

[03:13:21] How do I get up?

[03:13:26] I don't understand.

[03:13:31] I don't understand.

[03:13:36] Oh, there's one up there.

[03:13:52] What?

[03:13:53] Globy!

[03:13:54] Thank you for the 10.

[03:13:55] Thanks, Globy.

[03:13:56] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[03:13:57] Now shoot that water down.

[03:13:58] I don't know how that works.

[03:13:59] Thanks, Globy.

[03:14:00] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[03:14:01] Now shoot that water down.

[03:14:02] I don't know how that works.

[03:14:03] Thanks, Chloe!

[03:14:08] Thank you.

[03:14:25] How the fuck do I go up?

[03:14:33] I

[03:14:40] Must have killed all them now, right?

[03:14:47] All right over here

[03:14:56] Must be this way

[03:15:03] There's more dudes here.

[03:15:20] Sorry, must have slipped.

[03:15:33] I

[03:15:40] Got like invincible I use like six bullets on him

[03:16:03] I'm kidding, I'm fine.

[03:16:28] Gotta go!

[03:16:31] Gotta go!

[03:16:33] All right, this doesn't seem right.

[03:16:53] Yeah!

[03:16:55] Hell yeah, dude!

[03:17:00] Let's get this shipper.

[03:17:13] Oh hello.

[03:17:15] Oh hello

[03:17:45] Yeah, they overwrite this game isn't that scary.

[03:18:07] It's mostly just a fighting, fighting crazy people game.

[03:18:26] Scribbles without dolls, their influence is not what it once was.

[03:18:30] Destroy the wind up dolls, do not forgive those aristocrats.

[03:18:34] I guess I hear one wind up doll oh

[03:18:50] Oh

[03:18:55] One of us 16 holy shit I hear chainsaw

[03:19:20] Oh shit get off me. I'm dead. I'm so dead

[03:19:50] out of the way

[03:19:52] stay down alright

[03:19:58] let's go

[03:20:00] I got an emerald

[03:20:09] this is a nice looking house

[03:20:15] it's locked

[03:20:16] it's locked

[03:20:17] We would have thought small key doesn't work there.

[03:20:24] I don't know, we'll just have to go around and figure out how to get in.

[03:20:47] Oh, I will let myself in.

[03:20:56] I feel like I can smell this house just by looking at it.

[03:21:10] Photo of a family, a last flesh of our flesh, blood of our blood, gifts, thanks, and rejoice.

[03:21:15] They're not showing up their neighbors

[03:21:26] Scary in here. Oh

[03:21:31] Okay, three combination walk with symbols on it

[03:21:41] All right, what was that?

[03:21:45] I think that's just for unlocking drawers and stuff.

[03:21:54] Huh.

[03:21:55] Nice and open.

[03:21:56] Is that an egg?

[03:21:57] Oh, god, there's an egg in the oven.

[03:22:09] Why can't I take it out?

[03:22:12] Hello?

[03:22:13] should I be able to take it out I just open this I can't take it can't take the

[03:22:19] egg I want that oh wait okay let me walk away that's weird

[03:22:35] I'm just gonna put my less good gun away I think so I stopped putting ammo in

[03:22:42] that they'll take it out if I ever am really, really out of ammo.

[03:22:46] Illuminados 4-3, in great veneration of their master,

[03:22:51] the people offered up their most prized possessions.

[03:22:54] The old farmer has fine his crop.

[03:22:57] The slight swine herd is South's pig.

[03:22:59] The beggarly grandma her own beloved babe.

[03:23:02] The Master Sully's gifson was pleased.

[03:23:04] OK, crop pig babe.

[03:23:06] I bet that's for downstairs.

[03:23:08] Crop pig babe.

[03:23:12] Crop pig babe. Crop pig babe. Yay! Where's that? Crystal marble. It's probably something

[03:23:30] to sell maybe it's a key oh the this thing made me think it was like a special

[03:23:44] Oh, me died in one shot.

[03:23:53] Well, uh, you know.

[03:24:02] I'm not a pussy, bro.

[03:24:06] Oh, did I get on here?

[03:24:07] Oh, that's the way I came.

[03:24:10] Oh.

[03:24:11] I got a whole toilet.

[03:24:24] Oh, now it's a key for this.

[03:24:25] OK.

[03:24:26] I'm scared.

[03:24:49] Dillage records, volume 3, date, October 10th.

[03:24:53] The leather has been strange of length, the wheat weathers, and the cows grow thin.

[03:24:58] Some bear eighth, there are signs of famine, it is true, we lack the means to work the

[03:25:03] fields, but Lord Sadler's orders are absolute.

[03:25:07] January 30th, 30 people have starved to death, five cows will be slaughtered.

[03:25:11] March 11th, the patriarchs gathered a castleot, six more chosen for Lord Sadler.

[03:25:18] more today four more today 11 more today chosen for Lord Sadler two outsiders

[03:25:24] got lost of water to the village we took them to the altar for the ritual need to

[03:25:28] cast lots today they are right the dates two outsiders is that Leon and the

[03:25:38] other guy oh this guy's a fucking creep that's the guy who injected Leon with

[03:25:43] some shit, right? That's probably Saddler. It's not a very cool name if you ask me,

[03:25:52] Insignia Key. Okay. That's what we needed. Oh! Lord Saddler! Oh, what a detention perhaps.

[03:26:03] I

[03:26:21] Is that is that

[03:26:33] Oh my, oh my.

[03:26:47] Gift for my blood.

[03:26:56] Chapter End.

[03:26:57] Chapters are pretty short.

[03:26:58] I only started playing like an hour or two ago, right?

[03:27:20] Jscores, thank you for the Prime and Mazza, thank you for the Prime.

[03:27:28] I don't

[03:27:32] Mr. Condor one I've got that intel you requested on Louis Sarah it seems he used to be a researcher for umbrella umbrella

[03:27:39] I should have left him in that bag to rot

[03:27:42] Uh-oh, he rolls

[03:27:44] I'm sending you the details take a look but baby eagle is your priority

[03:27:48] Copy that

[03:27:50] Making my way to the church

[03:27:52] Condor one

[03:27:54] Alright, back to the church I guess

[03:27:57] Chapter 3.

[03:28:01] How many chapters are there?

[03:28:04] Oh, doggie?

[03:28:17] You too, huh?

[03:28:19] You okay?

[03:28:22] Uh.

[03:28:23] Oh, he's stuck.

[03:28:26] Goodbye doggy.

[03:28:36] Goodbye doggy.

[03:28:46] Poor little guy.

[03:28:55] How many chapters did y'all say there were?

[03:28:56] If anyone said.

[03:28:58] I already going to this weird ass cave.

[03:29:02] 16, okay, okay.

[03:29:03] Let's actually, this is good length.

[03:29:16] Shh.

[03:29:20] Hi man.

[03:29:21] Oh, he's running away.

[03:29:23] He's gonna snitch on me, dude.

[03:29:29] He's gonna tell them that I'm coming.

[03:29:49] This is the original area, right?

[03:29:51] right still can't do anything here

[03:30:21] Oh, no!

[03:30:30] Geez.

[03:30:32] Those were not nice dogs like the one that I saved.

[03:30:40] Ah, I need to-

[03:30:41] AHHHH!

[03:30:51] Sorry.

[03:30:52] First time from the window for if again jumps your way.

[03:31:15] First stage pretty nice, more ammo, nice, nice, nice.

[03:31:19] We take that.

[03:31:20] This is the house I was holed up in in the first place, I think.

[03:31:26] I think I was not supposed to go here, I don't know.

[03:31:35] Um.

[03:31:38] Glad that I'm here, I think I'm a little bit lost.

[03:31:45] How am I supposed to get to the church now?

[03:31:55] Nice try, Bufo.

[03:32:07] Can't get me, I'm late on Kennedy, bitch.

[03:32:14] Oh, wait, I have all three herbs.

[03:32:32] How do I combine all three?

[03:32:34] Can you all say to co- oh wait.

[03:32:38] Yellow?

[03:32:39] Oh, okay, so you need to combine a green or red, then a yellow.

[03:32:44] Okay, okay, I see I see

[03:33:14] I hear more vibes, but I don't see them.

[03:33:17] They're working around somewhere.

[03:33:24] This is scary.

[03:33:32] The vibes are off for sure.

[03:33:40] What's this guy named already?

[03:33:42] Sadler.

[03:33:44] Is this him? Sadler?

[03:33:46] That's a stupid name.

[03:33:48] Sounds like a cowboy.

[03:34:02] Oh, we got lots of goods here.

[03:34:08] That's a really big skull!

[03:34:10] What does that belong to?

[03:34:12] to. Illuminados four and nine, sleep well and flourish, dear child, as your body grows,

[03:34:20] your mother shall so new small clothes. At seven quintal of wheat and half a bowl a day,

[03:34:27] you have outgrown your pen. Flourish, dear child, for the sake of your brothers and

[03:34:32] sisters who cannot. What is a quintal in half a bowl?

[03:34:37] Was that for this guy?

[03:34:43] He's eating half a cow a day.

[03:34:47] Oh, oh no, man, I'm scared.

[03:34:54] There's more heads everywhere.

[03:34:59] Merchant tip, the prudent choice.

[03:35:00] Sick of constantly running on ammo?

[03:35:01] Well, I got a treat for you.

[03:35:03] The bolt threw off something else.

[03:35:04] This bolt's for your treat and for you so you can keep shooting forever.

[03:35:06] Don't forget to buy the bolt recipe to turn your action knives into well bolts never worry about ammo again

[03:35:11] That's not gonna fix the bolts with tactical mines that can quickly turn the weapons into a powerful mine thrower

[03:35:16] Shoot at an enemy to see them explode instantly or on surface set approximately mine. You lose the bulb. It'll be worth it

[03:35:22] So they're saying the the bull

[03:35:27] Perhaps I will try the bolt shooter

[03:35:33] Oh shit

[03:35:36] The treasures, so here we go, inlay gemstones.

[03:35:43] Uh, uh, uh, oh!

[03:35:53] So now it's worth a lot more, it looks like.

[03:35:56] So maybe I should wait till I get another square shape gem.

[03:35:59] Well, I got something new for you

[03:36:06] Power needs care every once in a while. This kind of work is about finesse stress

[03:36:12] I was gonna upgrade the ones I have goes a long way. Oh just kind of I was only able to in chapters they appear in oh

[03:36:21] My wares are in tip-top shape. Don't get yourself killed now

[03:36:25] A dear friend of mine is gravely ill and I'd very much like to treat them to some delicious

[03:36:32] vipers before they pass.

[03:36:35] Is there a snake charmer willing to lend a hand?

[03:36:37] Sell three vipers.

[03:36:38] How do I get vipers?

[03:36:39] Why is here a League of Legends sound?

[03:36:40] Am I crazy?

[03:36:41] The church.

[03:36:42] The church.

[03:36:43] The church.

[03:36:44] Why is here a League of Legends sound? Am I crazy?

[03:36:53] The church!

[03:37:14] Let's go. It's not locked. That's huge. That front gate kind of looks locked though.

[03:37:31] Yeah, it's locked.

[03:37:33] Damn it.

[03:37:37] Conder won't be roost.

[03:37:39] The church is sealed up.

[03:37:41] And maybe eagle?

[03:37:43] Negative, nothing yet.

[03:37:45] But they sure do have this place locked up tight.

[03:37:47] I see. I can think of one reason they'd want to do so.

[03:37:49] Yo, Dree, thanks for reporting once.

[03:37:51] Oh, she's here.

[03:37:53] That's for sure.

[03:37:55] I'll find a way.

[03:37:57] Conder 1, out.

[03:37:59] the church and save the lady.

[03:38:07] This looks like it opens.

[03:38:14] I'm going to check around the back of the church first.

[03:38:21] Before I head, what was that?

[03:38:22] These, those traitors, twins should not be allowed to rest in peace for doing that evil

[03:38:31] cult.

[03:38:32] What's so, anyone destroy the emblems engraved on their tombstones?

[03:38:35] Destroy the tombstones and emblems in front of, in the church.

[03:38:38] Okay, so evil twins.

[03:38:41] Ooh, elegant headdress.

[03:38:44] So fancy.

[03:38:45] Wow.

[03:38:46] Twins.

[03:38:47] twins. Are they next to each other though?

[03:38:54] Yeah, Nona, thank you for the 5 gifted. Thanks, Nona. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[03:39:03] Wow, so close to 11k. And one on the tombstones.

[03:39:10] I'm looking for tombstones with emblems on them.

[03:39:20] Don't you war at me?

[03:39:32] Sorry.

[03:39:34] Sorry

[03:39:38] My nice broken

[03:39:41] Yo Augusta Augusta knees, thank you for these well-foam

[03:39:48] Anything useful in here some resources some ammo

[03:39:58] Oh wait, there's so many oh wait, maybe these are the twins right next to

[03:40:02] Hey, okay, I completed the quest all right, we'll take that

[03:40:26] Apparently treasure here, but I don't know where it is. I'm just gonna yeah

[03:40:30] Oh, the pets as Sebi, thank you for the prime, welcome.

[03:40:38] Plus needs a look up.

[03:40:39] Huh?

[03:40:40] Whoa.

[03:40:41] An emerald, just what I needed.

[03:40:47] In Emerald, just what I needed!

[03:40:58] Let me go back to the merchant and sell this ship.

[03:41:02] Oh my god, we're gonna be rich.

[03:41:03] Oh my god.

[03:41:04] Oh my god.

[03:41:05] We can get so many cool upgrades.

[03:41:06] That'd be so awesome.

[03:41:07] Oh my god, we can get so many cool upgrades.

[03:41:13] That'd be so awesome.

[03:41:16] I sure did.

[03:41:19] Well done.

[03:41:22] You've proven yourself reliable.

[03:41:25] What can I interest you?

[03:41:27] What is Spanel X2?

[03:41:29] Hold on.

[03:41:31] Come back.

[03:41:35] Welcome how do I in lay the gems here we go, okay

[03:41:48] All right

[03:41:56] Hey

[03:42:05] I don't know, a rifle for long range.

[03:42:13] TMP.

[03:42:16] Kind of want the rifle.

[03:42:24] I don't know.

[03:42:26] I'm just gonna combine some stuff and put some stuff in my storage and make room for

[03:42:39] it.

[03:42:40] Storage, um, oh wait, who's in there, okay, never mind.

[03:42:49] Let me still combine.

[03:42:51] Let me make room for my other guns so I can sell it actually.

[03:42:58] Okay.

[03:42:59] Now I'm going to sell my FTC.

[03:43:09] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

[03:43:15] yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:43:16] Yo, FTC Matt, thank you for the five gifted.

[03:43:19] Thank you.

[03:43:20] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much.

[03:43:25] A deal well struck.

[03:43:27] So only...

[03:43:28] Got a selection of good things on sale.

[03:43:31] All right. All right. Bye.

[03:43:35] I don't know if I care about...

[03:43:37] What you see is what I've got.

[03:43:39] So now I'm just gonna spend everything on two nubs.

[03:43:41] Stazzled? Are you?

[03:43:44] Ah, cross.

[03:43:50] Honestly fuck it.

[03:43:52] Power from my hand on.

[03:44:06] All right.

[03:44:08] I'm strong as fuck.

[03:44:12] Okay.

[03:44:14] Back to the church.

[03:44:20] I've barely seen any girls in this game, man.

[03:44:41] Oh, it's locked.

[03:44:43] Okay.

[03:44:44] Well, it looks like we can get inside the church from a ladder in the back that I did not see until now.

[03:44:53] Like said map, a pest frokey outside has on for the Earl, walk her in the church and

[03:45:08] ate orders from our lord until then keep the church door shut.

[03:45:12] The key ill be held in the cave and on their side the lake.

[03:45:17] The monster will deal with the intruder.

[03:45:24] I don't understand anything.

[03:45:26] I'm so confused.

[03:45:29] Let's hope for no more surprises.

[03:45:31] Mya Paloma!

[03:45:32] Thanks for four months!

[03:45:35] Shatter!

[03:45:37] Shatter!

[03:45:39] Shatter!

[03:45:41] Shatter!

[03:45:43] Shatter!

[03:45:44] You're the best, Shatter.

[03:45:46] Oh, my cute son, he's so good and so crusty.

[03:45:56] A good boy.

[03:46:02] Keep her locked in the church until the appropriate time.

[03:46:05] Okay, so she's definitely in the church.

[03:46:10] A yellow diamond.

[03:46:15] Whoa!

[03:46:18] I'm not going down there.

[03:46:26] Oh, brother.

[03:46:32] Oh, wait.

[03:46:33] It just goes outside.

[03:46:34] Yay!

[03:46:35] Wait, where the fuck am I?

[03:46:37] Can I open this?

[03:46:38] Oh, okay.

[03:46:39] Unlocked, kinda, not really a short cut, just sort of.

[03:46:47] Okay, this is fine.

[03:46:49] There's also that ladder back there.

[03:46:51] I'm gonna check up the ladder first before I go down this way.

[03:46:55] Cause I might be able to go inside the church and find a...

[03:46:59] That is Ashley, right?

[03:47:03] I didn't see this ladder, I'm so fucking blind!

[03:47:07] I literally never see ladders in games.

[03:47:12] Oh, this doesn't actually do anything for me, really.

[03:47:16] OK.

[03:47:16] Oh.

[03:47:19] All right.

[03:47:34] This is a creepy old bridge.

[03:47:37] I

[03:47:44] Well, you know what I should try out my new rifle

[03:48:07] I'm reloading, I'm reloading!

[03:48:14] I think I actually do want to get the scope for that.

[03:48:29] Yeah, this is my first time playing Resident Evil 4.

[03:48:55] Oh, my God!

[03:49:06] Oh, my God!

[03:49:13] That has to be effective!

[03:49:18] Out of the way.

[03:49:19] Out of the way, bitch.

[03:49:25] Oh, I won shot.

[03:49:35] I was there black smoke there.

[03:50:05] Oh shit, why did that do so much damage to my knife?

[03:50:15] Why are these knives so fucking breakable, man?

[03:50:22] You can stab people with them like three times.

[03:50:26] Yeah, actual plastic knives.

[03:50:31] This looks just full of clothes locked up.

[03:50:38] Yeah.

[03:50:40] Good luck finding someone big enough to use this thing.

[03:50:57] But he saw that giant skull.

[03:51:02] There was a big guy here before.

[03:51:06] Blue medallions too.

[03:51:08] Okay, keep an eye out guys. We gotta find those blue medallions and shoot them.

[03:51:15] This is like a boss area. Let me make sure I'm all reloaded up.

[03:51:27] Okay.

[03:51:31] Or maybe not.

[03:51:34] This is like a big open area with a

[03:51:38] I heard a big growl.

[03:51:50] Fuck!

[03:51:52] I don't have any other, I only have one urban, one egg.

[03:52:04] my egg. Why are you growling? It's right behind this door. I don't like that. Okay, I'm missing

[03:52:29] the insignia key. That's the second one of those I found.

[03:52:35] That's another save point. Is that what the purple means?

[03:52:39] I feel like the last one was so close.

[03:52:44] What is the purple? I made it. What is the purple light mean?

[03:52:47] I thought that meant that it was like the shopkeeper.

[03:52:52] Oh, it is.

[03:52:53] What the? Why is there this fancy elevator here?

[03:52:57] Hello.

[03:52:59] Merchant tip, get a catch bag, settle in your unused guns because I like dust when I solve

[03:53:07] them.

[03:53:08] Okay.

[03:53:09] Ooh.

[03:53:10] Ooh.

[03:53:11] New weapons!

[03:53:12] Holy shit.

[03:53:13] Oh, he doesn't have anything crazy.

[03:53:14] Well, I'm gonna buy him some.

[03:53:15] Oh.

[03:53:16] Oh, what? You're buying holy shit. Oh, oh he doesn't have anything crazy

[03:53:23] Well, I'm gonna buy

[03:53:28] Do I have to equip it? I do

[03:53:39] Oh nice, okay, cool

[03:53:44] So what what is this?

[03:53:46] Welcome strangers.

[03:53:56] Token change, you use three silver and gold tokens to win a random charm.

[03:54:01] Alright, well I don't have any tokens.

[03:54:05] Woohoo!

[03:54:06] Well they got pizza, they're eating the pizza with a fork, chicken nuggets, shrimp, fried

[03:54:15] fried

[03:54:17] mac and cheese balls

[03:54:19] These little cherry tomatoes with the cheese and the basil

[03:54:24] Holy shit, they were eating good

[03:54:28] Target practice rules

[03:54:45] Plants, thank you for the 5 gifted, is this worth doing?

[03:54:50] Three, two, one, begin!

[03:54:55] Oh, 25, brain job!

[03:54:57] Oh, oh, oh!

[03:55:00] Okay, I thought I was shooting anyone.

[03:55:03] Ah, shit.

[03:55:04] Three, three, out!

[03:55:09] Now I know, don't shoot the sailor.

[03:55:15] I

[03:55:38] Gotta be oh you got smoked it. Oh, okay. I can do that

[03:55:45] Wicked!

[03:55:52] That shit.

[03:55:56] Breathe!

[03:55:58] Breathe out!

[03:56:00] of

[03:56:07] death

[03:56:10] of

[03:56:13] death

[03:56:15] of

[03:56:17] death

[03:56:20] of

[03:56:22] death

[03:56:24] of

[03:56:26] death

[03:56:28] How many do I need I think I need three tokens

[03:56:58] Oh

[03:57:14] I got two and one

[03:57:28] I didn't get any gold tokens, but whatever. I'll get a charm

[03:57:45] The guts of Don Jose

[03:57:49] Plus 15 handgun ammo craft bonus frequency

[03:57:58] I know it's super useful, but getting the single S like fucking sucks, so...

[03:58:11] Oh!

[03:58:12] Oh, yellow herb punisher.

[03:58:19] Treasure map village.

[03:58:21] Good instinct

[03:58:25] You go

[03:58:35] Yo, arse, thank you for the $17

[03:58:37] Oh, 17 redemption, huh?

[03:58:43] Oh, I'm nearly 0-17

[03:58:45] Hexagon piece A. You know, what is wrong with my brain?

[03:58:51] Why did I think that looked like a hash brown wrapped in a paper thing first?

[03:58:56] I'm so fucking hungry.

[03:58:58] I should order food.

[03:59:01] I wonder if I can get hash browns from anywhere right now.

[03:59:09] Oh, I want McDonald's so fucking bad, bro!

[03:59:26] Hash Brown.

[03:59:30] Hash Brown.

[03:59:31] I

[03:59:38] Hop oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait they have guys they have the Mario

[03:59:45] The Mario movie

[03:59:48] McDonald's meal available now I

[03:59:52] Gotta get that bro

[03:59:56] I've got to get that

[03:59:58] Oh, I don't know if they do, actually.

[04:00:04] It just looks like it's a Happy Meals Mario's face on it, but I don't know if that's the

[04:00:08] right thing.

[04:00:09] Mario?

[04:00:10] Hmm.

[04:00:11] I'm not sure.

[04:00:12] McDonald's.

[04:00:13] Hmm.

[04:00:16] I'm not sure McDonald's, like, this place doesn't have it.

[04:00:32] Hmm.

[04:00:39] Now it's not popping up.

[04:00:41] Do I fuck up?

[04:00:42] Oh no, there it is.

[04:00:47] Do I really feel like having McDonald's though?

[04:00:55] Like I typed in Mario and a bunch of Italian places came up.

[04:01:02] I could get like a giant thing of Alfredo or vodka pasta or spaghetti.

[04:01:17] I could get pasta, fettuccine, bolognese, chicken piccata, chicken parmesan, chicken fettuccine,

[04:01:25] Frato meat balls.

[04:01:28] Holy shit, I'm so hungry.

[04:01:32] Maybe I'll get a shrimp Alfredo or a lasagna.

[04:01:38] What do you guys think?

[04:01:41] Wait, but they also have shrimp scampi.

[04:01:44] Mmm.

[04:01:48] Mmm.

[04:01:53] Shrimp Scampi.

[04:01:55] I do love Shrimp Scampi.

[04:01:59] I'm going to get Shrimp Scampi.

[04:02:03] A regular portion.

[04:02:05] This is double portion for an extra $17.

[04:02:11] And I'm going to get a side of garlic mashed potatoes.

[04:02:17] That sounds incredible.

[04:02:23] What's going on out there in the boat, they fishing?

[04:02:40] Oh, that's a headless corpse.

[04:02:47] Oh, that's my police buddy!

[04:02:51] Not the one that they burned, I guess, the other one.

[04:03:01] Oh!

[04:03:02] Oh, sorry.

[04:03:03] I was looking for some kind of river beast.

[04:03:07] That's scary.

[04:03:08] Hi, Matzah.

[04:03:09] Kitty.

[04:03:10] Kitty.

[04:03:11] Kitty.

[04:03:13] Kitty.

[04:03:29] The boat fuel is stored with the generator fuel inside the processing building at the fish farm.

[04:03:35] The boat fuel is inside the fish farm.

[04:03:44] I said take only what you need.

[04:03:49] I don't know if that's some kind of warning or something.

[04:03:52] Something may have pissed.

[04:03:55] Shit.

[04:03:56] God damn it.

[04:03:58] Shit. God damn it.

[04:04:00] Oh, that sucks.

[04:04:19] No, no, no, no!

[04:04:28] I tried to pull up the grenade, but it was too late.

[04:05:27] I

[04:05:41] Only drop his money I need ammo bro. Oh

[04:05:48] Another hand grenade lovely nice ramble take that

[04:05:54] That's plenty I can craft to I think.

[04:05:59] I might just go ahead and craft some so that I can clear up my inventory, I guess.

[04:06:05] We'll do that.

[04:06:09] At the King Balan, thanks for one year.

[04:06:12] Welcome back.

[04:06:14] Oh.

[04:06:16] Oh, that.

[04:06:18] Guys, what time is it?

[04:06:20] My eyes are about 18.

[04:06:22] I

[04:06:35] Anybody put my glasses on eyes are getting a bit dry

[04:06:52] Okay, that should help. Take them out. I do always wish I could just take my eyeballs out.

[04:07:01] I wish I could take out my eyeballs and my brain. Sometimes I think I've talked about this,

[04:07:11] like the thought of being able to take out my brain and like clean it, like run it under water.

[04:07:18] Sounds like it would feel so nice.

[04:07:21] Like imagine cleaning the holes between your brain and holes

[04:07:25] or whatever.

[04:07:29] Their voice is gone better than ours.

[04:07:38] Would help like imagine like getting a brain massage.

[04:07:44] There's some kind of like water trap there.

[04:07:48] Yeah, yeah, yeah, like imagine your eyes are dry and you just you just wash them off in the sink

[04:08:18] one. Hey, don't fire at my

[04:08:48] a snake a snake a snake I need that right

[04:09:00] She's in dude. She's right dude. She's right. She's right in front of my computer

[04:09:23] Dude, I could blame the cat for that one what the heck

[04:09:30] How's it bleeped out cuz she steps on my mixer and I have a

[04:09:36] There's like a sensor button on the mixer

[04:10:30] One down.

[04:10:39] He's a gobbling sound.

[04:10:42] Hey! Who threw that?

[04:10:52] We on stop breathing.

[04:10:56] I'm shaking so much.

[04:10:58] That was his fault, don't mind.

[04:11:09] I saw it like one second too late.

[04:11:16] I'm just gonna use this right now.

[04:11:28] I'm sorry, I must have slipped.

[04:11:48] All right.

[04:11:58] Oh spinel

[04:12:28] Sweet.

[04:12:42] It says there's a treasure back here.

[04:12:48] Treasure, treasure.

[04:12:50] Oh, up here.

[04:12:53] Antique pipe.

[04:12:57] Lovely.

[04:12:58] I still need to get the blue mark thingies.

[04:13:13] Are the music changed?

[04:13:19] I'm supposed to be more around here.

[04:13:31] Next thing I'm gonna be is B but probably need one more.

[04:13:49] Hello?

[04:13:51] Anyone here?

[04:13:56] Boat fuel.

[04:13:58] This is what I'm talking about.

[04:14:00] Okay.

[04:14:01] I'm gonna go for a ride to another chicken egg.

[04:14:04] What's going on?

[04:14:06] Is that all Leon eats his eggs?

[04:14:09] I guess Ro needs his protein.

[04:14:12] It's like the only food he's gonna find there, picking up.

[04:14:19] Maybe eggs are his favorite food.

[04:14:33] I heard it and I just didn't even do anything.

[04:14:36] I should be on the Dallion somewhere here.

[04:14:50] Y'all see it?

[04:14:51] There he is.

[04:14:52] All right.

[04:14:53] Oh, yeah, stop.

[04:15:00] Out of the way.

[04:15:08] Yeah, fuck off.

[04:15:13] I'm really on credit.

[04:15:20] I

[04:15:26] Need a stuff

[04:15:50] Oh shit, I missed a treasure back there is that worth going back forth though

[04:16:13] You want money I already have so many upgrades I feel like I'm probably fine

[04:16:17] I think it's OK.

[04:16:36] OK.

[04:16:37] To the boat.

[04:16:40] Time to head out.

[04:16:47] more ammo, more ammo, let's go!

[04:17:02] Where's my food?

[04:17:07] It's getting picked up.

[04:17:12] I can't wait for this shrimp scampi.

[04:17:19] I'm so excited.

[04:17:28] Uh oh.

[04:17:35] Damn, the smoke sucks.

[04:17:48] Uh oh.

[04:17:57] oh no oh no oh no oh no oh yeah

[04:18:11] Oh, shit!

[04:18:27] This is sick!

[04:18:41] They all in dammar boots.

[04:18:48] A big guy.

[04:18:55] Oh, it's quiet.

[04:19:06] I think you can swallow me home, huh?

[04:19:46] Where'd you go

[04:20:16] right behind me

[04:20:20] oh fuck

[04:20:24] tough double bitch

[04:20:28] I need it

[04:20:32] stay on me something

[04:20:46] Oh, fuck.

[04:20:53] Oh, wow.

[04:21:02] Bring her down!

[04:21:10] Final hop before death

[04:21:33] It's a lot of blood

[04:21:40] Oh another chapter over!

[04:21:59] I've equipped a charm!

[04:22:02] Sacrificial man, you will receive our most sacred, farce...

[04:22:12] Sackler!

[04:22:13] ...hearns now!

[04:22:14] And in thanks, you two join our covenant to share in my holy blessing forever.

[04:22:26] No! Not the lamp!

[04:22:45] Oh boy.

[04:22:49] How come you're the only person who managed to make Leon lose all of his play? What are you talking about?

[04:22:54] You're really just fine.

[04:22:57] Oh, of course the boat works fine now.

[04:23:14] Hello?

[04:23:15] Condor Wanderer, you read me.

[04:23:17] Condor 1? You've been radio silent for three hours. Are you alright?

[04:23:21] Yeah, I'm fine. We'll let it happen again.

[04:23:25] And the church?

[04:23:26] I'm still looking for whatever key I need.

[04:23:29] Call me that. I'm glad you're okay.

[04:23:32] Where is that?

[04:23:37] And Hatt.

[04:23:38] Well, that's my police friend Hatt. He's dead now.

[04:23:43] Very sad.

[04:23:48] Something I need now.

[04:23:51] I find the key to the church and we can save Ashley.

[04:24:01] Why is it so fucking dark?

[04:24:03] Oh my God.

[04:24:04] Oh no.

[04:24:05] No, thank you.

[04:24:06] Thank you whispering.

[04:24:07] No, thank you.

[04:24:19] Thank you, whispering.

[04:24:21] Oh

[04:24:39] Shit

[04:24:51] Hello?

[04:24:59] OK, well, maybe I need to take a different approach.

[04:25:04] Ready?

[04:25:21] I'm sorry

[04:25:23] Oh

[04:25:37] Oh

[04:25:46] That's not good. I have no heels, I do have an egg

[04:25:50] egg. He wants favorite egg. I think he just eats him up off the ground. I think he just

[04:25:59] cracks it open in his mouth and just eats the egg off. I hope he thinks he eats it with

[04:26:04] the show on like a one-byte. Oh my god, no.

[04:26:16] What is this place? That's what I want to know. Oh god. Some kind of shrine. Creepy.

[04:26:29] Same work from the church.

[04:26:32] Is this the key?

[04:26:34] Looks like it.

[04:26:35] Looks like it would fit in there.

[04:26:41] Hexgon piece A. OK, so it wants to hold something.

[04:26:50] Looks like.

[04:26:51] Snaggle, thanks for four months.

[04:26:54] It's the lake.

[04:26:59] Uh, the lake.

[04:27:02] Holy shit, look how much treasure I missed.

[04:27:09] Investigate the two locations.

[04:27:10] Uh, okay, I guess the one there and the- Jesus.

[04:27:15] Oh my god, Lee, I'm gonna do so much work all the time, all by himself.

[04:27:21] Anyone there?

[04:27:25] I think that's for the two Shrine Box looking places I got that for.

[04:27:41] I hear it was slipping out.

[04:27:48] Egg Hunt!

[04:27:50] Someone fetched me a rare gold chicken egg.

[04:27:51] Well, I do those sometimes.

[04:27:52] It's more fun not knowing, right?

[04:27:56] Well, I do with it.

[04:27:56] It's more fun not knowing.

[04:27:58] What are you going to do with that chicken egg, weirdo?

[04:28:07] Boat time.

[04:28:08] Where are we going?

[04:28:09] OK, there's one place to the left.

[04:28:11] I'm going to go to it.

[04:28:13] Right?

[04:28:13] Yeah, I'm sorry.

[04:28:20] Why is this like weird to drive?

[04:28:29] Yeah, $100.

[04:28:36] No, it's locked!

[04:29:03] Of course it is.

[04:29:04] Okay, well I can go around the long way it looks like.

[04:29:11] Classic.

[04:29:14] Hello.

[04:29:21] of the way

[04:29:41] I don't know.

[04:29:48] Yay, he's dead.

[04:29:59] Oh

[04:30:26] Fucking exploded

[04:30:28] Let me see if I can unlock this.

[04:30:35] Excellent.

[04:30:38] Hello.

[04:30:41] Ow.

[04:30:44] Oh, no.

[04:30:46] Oh, no.

[04:30:49] Oh, that somehow didn't hit me.

[04:30:57] Oh, my God.

[04:31:04] Oh, my God.

[04:31:09] Oh, my God.

[04:31:15] Oh, my God.

[04:31:21] I saw a guy up there.

[04:31:28] Maybe I am crazy.

[04:31:31] Oh, there is a guy up there.

[04:31:41] I

[04:31:51] Did it

[04:32:11] I

[04:32:16] Need heels. Oh wait, I have a the spray heels, right? I do, okay

[04:32:22] I forgot I have those

[04:32:27] All these yellow marks on the walls man

[04:32:41] I know.

[04:32:45] Goodbye.

[04:32:55] Oh.

[04:33:04] OK, well, I see that there's marks on the wall.

[04:33:11] I

[04:34:11] So when I look back here, there's like the 01 and the like kind of hourglass one, and

[04:34:22] then over here, I'm trying to think.

[04:34:33] I don't know. I don't know. I

[04:35:03] Okay, so I just need three, okay, so this, behind me is definitely trying to tell me

[04:35:15] this one.

[04:35:16] Okay, let me backtrack.

[04:35:17] I think there's like probably one more that I forgot.

[04:35:25] It's probably like from here.

[04:35:33] There's probably another one I can see.

[04:35:42] Oh, an herb.

[04:35:50] A yellow herb, too.

[04:35:59] So there's one more yellow paint symbol that I need.

[04:36:05] And from there, I can probably just like force the order.

[04:36:16] But I just need the third pattern.

[04:36:20] I'm not seeing yellow paint.

[04:36:48] Where could it be?

[04:36:54] Oh, there's one.

[04:37:00] Okay.

[04:37:01] Okay.

[04:37:02] I guess we'll see if the order matters.

[04:37:06] This one.

[04:37:07] I'm on keyboard so scuffed.

[04:37:09] That one.

[04:37:10] That one.

[04:37:11] Okay.

[04:37:12] It's so scuffed.

[04:37:14] That one.

[04:37:15] That one.

[04:37:20] Oh, hello.

[04:37:23] A post state tag.

[04:37:26] Oh, it's bleeding.

[04:37:28] OK, that's probably one of the keys for the two hands,

[04:37:34] I guess.

[04:37:34] Now I need to go get the boat from you.

[04:37:39] Ah!

[04:37:42] Run to the boat!

[04:37:54] Oh wait, the boat's behind me.

[04:37:59] I almost passed it.

[04:38:02] I'm eating a homemade quesadilla with salsa verde.

[04:38:04] Damn, that sounds delicious.

[04:38:08] I'm going to go all the way up to the top right.

[04:38:13] Let's go.

[04:38:15] Can't wait for my shrimp scampion, garlic.

[04:38:18] Garlic, roasted mashed potatoes.

[04:38:21] Roasted garlic mashed potatoes.

[04:38:25] I don't know the right way.

[04:38:27] I don't know, basically, yeah.

[04:38:29] Can I check out whatever's on the bar?

[04:38:32] The bar lights that way.

[04:38:36] Chickens there's eggs

[04:38:47] Hell yeah

[04:38:51] The gold chicken egg I'll be taking this

[04:39:06] Alright, that's a lot of heels.

[04:39:13] That will be quite useful later.

[04:39:20] Now, this is where I'm supposed to go.

[04:39:28] It's a creepy-ass cave.

[04:39:30] Oh, there's another puzzle up there.

[04:39:35] Oh, no, is it the same shit maybe it just doesn't want me to

[04:40:02] Okay, this is different.

[04:40:12] Okay, so, I saw two symbol there, it's like a three.

[04:40:29] Maybe it's in the cave up the way.

[04:40:37] What even is this?

[04:40:40] I don't recognize that symbol.

[04:40:44] I guess it's supposed to be this one.

[04:40:50] I don't know what the other two are.

[04:40:56] Oh, it gives me hope to do one of there.

[04:41:09] Oh wait, there's one there.

[04:41:16] I think.

[04:41:18] Okay.

[04:41:21] Now watch me just guess the last one.

[04:41:25] I can't tell which one it's supposed to be.

[04:41:29] Take a look.

[04:41:43] Which one is it supposed to be?

[04:41:51] Holy shit, I just guessed.

[04:41:58] I'm a fucking genius, bro.

[04:42:02] I was like, they gotta use that full-waving one.

[04:42:07] Where was the last one?

[04:42:09] And also, why is this one just like, one?

[04:42:14] Yeah, I don't know.

[04:42:20] X-Gom PC. Nice.

[04:42:24] Three more to go?

[04:42:36] What?

[04:42:40] How, wait, how are they supposed to figure that out? What?

[04:42:44] Is this a rerun? Um, yeah bro.

[04:42:48] Oh look at that.

[04:42:58] Alright well I got the things I need.

[04:43:12] I'm so fucking hungry.

[04:43:14] I'm so hungry I feel like sick.

[04:43:17] My phone's still like, bitching this way.

[04:43:29] Okay.

[04:44:01] m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m.

[04:44:22] All right, there you go.

[04:44:25] insignia all right I guess I can head back now

[04:44:29] now the phone call

[04:44:31] Kondor Wanderuz I found the key to the church

[04:44:33] copy that now go get baby eagle

[04:44:37] right no time to check

[04:44:39] I'm going in Kondor Wanderuz

[04:44:43] go get her

[04:44:55] Okay, uh, how do I get back up?

[04:45:02] Do I go to the boat house?

[04:45:07] How do I get back?

[04:45:12] Do I go here?

[04:45:17] Or do I go down?

[04:45:22] Down here.

[04:45:30] Let's see what's on the other list, or anything.

[04:45:46] Oh, maybe this is where it's supposed to go.

[04:45:50] Yeah, this looks correct.

[04:45:52] Yeah, this looks correct.

[04:45:57] Well, I can at least open this now.

[04:46:14] Splendid bangle.

[04:46:17] It looks like I can put gems in it.

[04:46:21] Is that all I can do down here? No.

[04:46:29] Actually, maybe it is. Is that all I can do down here?

[04:46:51] What the fuck am I supposed to go then?

[04:46:55] There's a blue medallion up here.

[04:47:21] Scary.

[04:47:22] Oh!

[04:47:23] I'm fishing a rod, oh I can't use it.

[04:47:28] Oh, I've been here.

[04:47:31] Uh, the dahlion?

[04:47:33] Over here somewhere.

[04:47:36] Did y'all see it?

[04:47:39] I don't know.

[04:47:41] I don't know.

[04:47:43] I don't know.

[04:47:46] Do y'all see it?

[04:47:51] I'm not seeing shit.

[04:47:54] Yo.

[04:47:55] 5 years!

[04:47:56] Thank you for the 4 months.

[04:47:59] Alright.

[04:48:00] Oh.

[04:48:01] This doesn't seem right.

[04:48:06] There we go.

[04:48:12] There we go.

[04:48:19] Debraved idol.

[04:48:20] Is that really what that was for?

[04:48:25] Where's that damn medallion at?

[04:48:38] Where is it?

[04:48:43] Where, where, where?

[04:48:48] I see it.

[04:48:53] Huh, huh, huh.

[04:48:58] Every yellow urn is in there.

[04:49:03] Let's go.

[04:49:05] That's all I do here.

[04:49:13] There's a cave.

[04:49:14] This is the way back, I think.

[04:49:15] I see one more boomedalien.

[04:49:16] Shai shu, we've been taking for one year.

[04:49:17] Welcome back.

[04:49:18] A fish farm.

[04:49:19] This is wrong, right?

[04:49:20] Oh, no, I can't get back from here.

[04:49:23] Thank you for one year

[04:49:26] Welcome back a fish farm. This is wrong, right? Oh

[04:49:32] No, I can't get back from here. Holy shit. It's a long way

[04:49:37] Yeah

[04:49:39] Okay

[04:49:50] You know max moto thank you for the prime

[04:49:53] Where'd he come?

[04:50:15] Our shopkeeper guy.

[04:50:18] Yo, E-tron, 8 months, thank you.

[04:50:22] Welcome. I've got something new for you

[04:50:29] Wares are in tip-top shape

[04:50:39] Your weapons are in good hands, I'll see

[04:50:45] This kind of work is about an easy

[04:50:49] Might want to take care of it

[04:50:52] I should have just moved it.

[04:51:13] Yellow Reaper's Key, thanks for the 300 bets.

[04:51:17] Thank you, thank you.

[04:51:20] I've got a lot of ammo.

[04:51:24] Holy moly.

[04:51:36] Oh yeah, the bullhead.

[04:51:40] Ooh, what you buying?

[04:51:43] Where's the gold? Oh, here it is.

[04:51:53] Keep forgetting how to do the, um, how do I inlay the gems and shit?

[04:52:12] Jebs and shit.

[04:52:29] Oh, here we go.

[04:52:30] Okay.

[04:52:33] None of them fit!

[04:52:36] I guess I'll hold onto them for now.

[04:52:38] Welcome. What can I interest you?

[04:52:42] Oh, case upgrade.

[04:52:43] A decent size. A size and everything.

[04:52:47] Alright.

[04:52:49] Let's upgrade.

[04:52:52] Your weapons are in good hands, mate.

[04:52:56] Honestly...

[04:53:08] I'm just gonna work on my hand, I think.

[04:53:20] Goodbye, sir.

[04:53:26] What am I trying to do?

[04:53:27] Oh, head back to the church.

[04:53:29] Alright.

[04:53:30] So, I just need to backtrack now.

[04:53:32] I feel like I'm going to fight a guy in this area that I passed before.

[04:53:42] Ooh, a butterfly lamp, how pretty.

[04:53:52] It was so obvious.

[04:54:02] Yo, Paragon, thank you for the time.

[04:54:12] Thanks, Paragon.

[04:54:14] Thank you, oh shit.

[04:54:16] They did all I appreciate it

[04:54:25] As I was hammered

[04:54:46] Get up there!

[04:54:48] Yeah!

[04:54:50] Yo, quick!

[04:54:52] On your knees.

[04:54:54] Nice to stop it.

[04:54:56] I'm gonna get that.

[04:54:58] I won't let that get in.

[04:55:00] The dog!

[04:55:02] Wait, that's a dog I saved before?

[04:55:04] Friends!

[04:55:06] Dog friends!

[04:55:08] I'm gonna get him.

[04:55:10] I'm gonna get him.

[04:55:12] I'm gonna get him.

[04:55:14] That's not awesome.

[04:55:21] Uh, I'm going in.

[04:55:28] I can use it.

[04:55:36] That's the man's best friend like he was doing.

[04:55:43] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

[04:55:55] Woooo!

[04:56:13] Oh

[04:57:13] Okay, let's get to that church damn. There's a lot of ammo here. Okay. I can replenish

[04:57:43] Wow, I've got I've even more ammo than before now.

[04:57:50] I have any all three herb.

[04:57:53] I will use it later when I need it.

[04:57:56] I'll do the treasure here.

[04:58:07] It's supposed to be here.

[04:58:09] Oh.

[04:58:13] Okay, that wasn't it but

[04:58:20] Where'd the dog go?

[04:58:27] Doggy

[04:58:35] Where's the treasure

[04:58:40] Hey

[04:58:43] Oh, there it is.

[04:58:50] A ruby.

[04:58:55] Perfect.

[04:58:56] Did the dog go through?

[04:59:02] Doggy.

[04:59:06] Doggy.

[04:59:07] The dog is at the wall.

[04:59:13] Oh, I want to say, buy the dog.

[04:59:17] You're so nice.

[04:59:26] I'm so blind you need to tell me exactly where he is or I'll never see him

[04:59:44] He's gone. I hear him. Oh, thanks, doggy. Okay, but he kind of blended in, right? Like,

[05:00:08] He kind of blend it in

[05:00:18] He did one

[05:00:32] Oh, thank you for the time

[05:00:34] thanks oh thank you thank you thank you thank you local oh thank you thank you

[05:00:43] thank you where's my food my food's here do you think here's a safe place to

[05:00:51] go okay

[05:00:55] I'm gonna go get my food I am very very hungry

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[05:01:23] .

[05:01:27] .

[05:04:01] I could not find my order in the guide, oh my gosh, I couldn't find my order in the guide

[05:04:29] I didn't take a picture, he wasn't picking up his phone

[05:04:32] so I thought he just, I just got robbed

[05:04:35] and then it looks like it must have been Bonnie

[05:04:37] brought him the order and put it right by my door

[05:04:40] but I didn't see it because I have a bunch of packages

[05:04:42] and stuff there and it's blending in.

[05:04:45] I was about to be so pissed, bro, I was so sad.

[05:04:51] Oh, Synod did?

[05:04:52] Oh, that's nice.

[05:04:54] I did not know Synod had it in,

[05:04:56] that's very thoughtful.

[05:04:59] How nice! So kind. Yeah, I was at the center. I did not know because it looked like

[05:05:10] Suna was not home. She must have seen it when she was leaving, I don't know.

[05:05:18] Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!

[05:05:22] Oh, you guys want to see the scamp?

[05:05:28] Wait, that sounds weird.

[05:05:30] The scampi?

[05:05:31] Oh my, it smells so good.

[05:05:34] It smells very, very lemony.

[05:05:36] Oh my lord.

[05:05:39] Comes with a whole lemon.

[05:05:43] I have to go get a fork, I think.

[05:05:45] I hope the kitties don't try to get into this.

[05:05:51] That would not be good, okay, I will be right back.

[05:05:58] Oh, I did, I'm good.

[05:06:04] It looks so fucking good.

[05:06:06] And my mashed potatoes.

[05:06:09] Not anything special, but smells really good.

[05:06:19] Delicious carbs

[05:06:26] Eat up you twig excuse you

[05:06:31] I'm not that skinny

[05:06:35] I've bumped my controller

[05:06:39] I am pretty strong

[05:06:45] But I'm also jacked as hell world

[05:06:49] So Leon Cosplay, bro, I could not pull that off.

[05:07:01] I keep saying this.

[05:07:02] Y'all want me to look like a fool.

[05:07:05] I could try it though.

[05:07:06] I've done male makeup before.

[05:07:09] I could probably make my face look similar-ish to his with makeup, but my body, like, I

[05:07:16] I can't do what he's saying, I'll cut.

[05:07:20] Mmm!

[05:07:27] The pasta's so lemony.

[05:07:33] Delicious.

[05:07:35] You know, it's a certain face, yeah, but with makeup you can kinda like fake having certain

[05:07:47] features like different people.

[05:07:49] And it's actually not that hard for, it's easier for, hmm, lago.

[05:07:58] The dogs.

[05:08:00] Oh, you're kidding me.

[05:08:08] Die.

[05:08:10] Did I always go in this little area here?

[05:08:20] I think, oh, oh yeah, this is okay, alright, whatever now.

[05:08:30] Come on, uh, stay away from my shrimp.

[05:08:40] Oh, just Henry, thank you for the two gifts, dude.

[05:08:50] Um, yum yum yum.

[05:09:00] Ashley Kramp.

[05:09:01] Ashley!

[05:09:02] Where are you?

[05:09:03] Where are you?

[05:09:10] Oh.

[05:09:14] I'm missing one.

[05:09:18] A small kitty.

[05:09:23] Oh, wait.

[05:09:28] Oh, it's a puzzle interesting, but I'm missing one thing.

[05:09:33] Oh, wait, I don't think I need it actually, well, uh...

[05:09:43] Do I need it?

[05:09:53] I do need the blue one, okay.

[05:10:21] I see the problem now it has to line up with the gold thing.

[05:10:28] I see the problem now.

[05:10:32] Submachine gun ammo, I don't have a submachine gun ammo.

[05:10:37] That's new.

[05:10:38] Oh, blue dial.

[05:10:39] Well, there we go.

[05:10:43] I can do it now.

[05:10:44] I got some bolts too.

[05:10:52] Never used bolts.

[05:10:57] Okay, hold on, wait, let me look at this.

[05:11:17] Okay, so it's almost like perfectly upside down.

[05:11:20] I did it. Yay. Story burden.

[05:11:42] Thanks for the two months. Fun

[05:11:43] times and fun streams. Hey, in

[05:11:46] for the prime. Santana, thanks for three months. Thanks for the stream. Oh, thank you for watching.

[05:11:59] I fucking love pasta, bro. I love pasta. Everyday for the rest of my life. Everyday. Honestly,

[05:12:07] Every day honestly sometimes I do sometimes I do it post every day

[05:12:18] It's actually you in there

[05:12:25] Ashley

[05:12:28] Ashley Graham are you in here? Oh?

[05:12:36] I'll get you with that!

[05:12:39] My name's Leon.

[05:12:41] I'm here in the president's ward.

[05:12:46] That one will.

[05:12:50] She doesn't trust you, Leon.

[05:12:52] Must be because you look funny.

[05:12:54] It's dangerous outside.

[05:12:57] You need to listen to me.

[05:12:59] What is that? Over there?

[05:13:01] How dare he kidnap long people?

[05:13:28] Yo, Jimman, thanks for subbing.

[05:13:44] Oh shit, chapter add.

[05:13:51] And I'm really need a little bit.

[05:13:57] I'm quite hungry.

[05:14:10] Apocon is always the only thing you can find.

[05:14:21] All right.

[05:14:23] What do we do?

[05:14:33] Your father trusts me.

[05:14:37] And I need you to trust me too.

[05:14:39] I'm doing exactly as I say.

[05:14:41] I'm going to get you home safe.

[05:14:44] So, she's the president's daughter.

[05:14:47] Okay, and she got kidnapped and he sent one guy

[05:15:05] All right, let's get the hell out of here

[05:15:08] Okay.

[05:15:09] Uh-oh.

[05:15:10] Yeah.

[05:15:11] Ha!

[05:15:12] We're sending Tuli on to be overkill.

[05:15:14] Yeah, that's true.

[05:15:16] That's fair, actually.

[05:15:17] Oh, broken cell phone.

[05:15:20] Sigma Gamma.

[05:15:21] Okay, well.

[05:15:22] Seriously?

[05:15:23] Just plot this.

[05:15:25] Oh, it's that symbol that I needed for the other place.

[05:15:30] Okay.

[05:15:31] Okay.

[05:15:32] Okay, I'm gonna have to bomb all of them right now.

[05:15:44] That might scare the lady, I suppose.

[05:15:47] That can wait for later.

[05:15:56] Attachable mines.

[05:15:57] Oh, I can craft those.

[05:15:59] You just don't have the recipe.

[05:16:00] And I don't have the recipe either.

[05:16:03] Oh, rats!

[05:16:06] Hey!

[05:16:07] Hey!

[05:16:09] Such a bitch.

[05:16:11] I don't know if this is the area I'm

[05:16:12] supposed to be killing the rats.

[05:16:14] Accessory glasses.

[05:16:18] A gold token.

[05:16:19] Well, need that, because I'm never

[05:16:21] getting this in that damn shooting game.

[05:16:22] Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[05:16:24] Hello.

[05:16:25] Oh, she's really scared. She doesn't like me.

[05:16:35] No way.

[05:16:37] It's okay. I've got you.

[05:16:49] Hey, trust me.

[05:16:55] Oh

[05:17:01] Good cashly on

[05:17:08] I thought they won't shrink

[05:17:16] Roots secure baby

[05:17:25] I'm sending you the coordinates for the extraction point make your way there and don't let anything happen to baby eagle

[05:17:42] That's pretty extraction

[05:17:44] Wow it's all the way up there are you trying to get us killed oh my god these people are

[05:18:00] crazy like I said Ashley commands tight slash loose between tight and loose

[05:18:08] use formation with control.

[05:18:12] Ah, okay.

[05:18:14] Looking back, this can help her avoid its counter.

[05:18:18] Stay close.

[05:18:38] We're coming. Get behind me.

[05:18:40] Run!

[05:18:41] What is wrong with these people?

[05:18:43] Run, Ashley! Run!

[05:18:46] We gotta get out of here!

[05:18:49] What are you talking about?

[05:18:51] Well, I gotta stop the loot.

[05:19:03] Run!

[05:19:08] I

[05:19:16] Care of her a question

[05:19:23] They've got something new for you

[05:19:32] I can certainly do something like it put stuff in the water

[05:19:38] Um, inlaid gemstones.

[05:19:47] Okay.

[05:19:54] Ooh, the yellow diamonds are worth a lot.

[05:19:56] Okay, I'm gonna sell the butterfly lamp.

[05:20:00] Okay.

[05:20:03] A deal well struck.

[05:20:05] Great.

[05:20:06] What's that? How have we procured these curiosities? You don't want to know, do you?

[05:20:20] Chris, increases the drop rate of resources, wait, that's really good, right?

[05:20:32] Oh listen trap

[05:20:38] Seems pretty good

[05:20:46] All right Ashley

[05:20:49] I'm gonna keep going I

[05:20:53] Know you are very scared. I need somebody to earn the wild dogs and roam in the village. These are spots not like normal dogs

[05:21:02] Sorry, we need to keep moving.

[05:21:04] Why is it all smoky in here now?

[05:21:07] Who's been smoking?

[05:21:09] Is it always smoky in there? I don't remember that.

[05:21:25] Keep up, Ashley!

[05:21:29] Leon Kennedy does not slow down!

[05:21:32] I

[05:21:34] Oh

[05:22:00] My god

[05:22:04] I'm fine.

[05:22:32] Ashley, Ashley, Ashley, Ashley!

[05:22:36] Dude, does she actually lose health?

[05:22:38] She just walked in and stood in the fire.

[05:22:52] Okay, um, are we going the right way?

[05:22:55] Oh no, okay, we need to go.

[05:22:57] Oh wait, I can have her help me with this thing now.

[05:23:01] I just saw a jar blow away and then like it was made up of paper.

[05:23:06] Come on.

[05:23:07] Okay.

[05:23:14] I need you to open it from the other side.

[05:23:26] Man I wish she got burnt up knowing it's to hang out with my husband.

[05:23:30] What?

[05:23:31] Leave her alone!

[05:23:32] She's just a girl.

[05:23:33] Ooh, another Bengal.

[05:23:34] All right, let's get the fuck out of here.

[05:23:45] Ashley?

[05:23:46] Ashley?

[05:23:47] Come on.

[05:23:48] Okay.

[05:23:49] Okay.

[05:23:50] Ashley. Ashley. Come on. There we go. Okay.

[05:24:00] Alright. Wrong way. Sorry, Ashley. We gotta go back.

[05:24:49] Oh

[05:25:19] all right let's go he dropped a ruby dang he was rich

[05:25:40] okay let me know if you guys see a weird dog I'm supposed to shoot a dog here

[05:25:45] Apparently

[05:26:15] Oh, no.

[05:26:22] Oh, no.

[05:26:26] Oh, no.

[05:26:31] Oh, no.

[05:26:36] Oh, please.

[05:26:40] Oh, sorry Ashley.

[05:26:43] Sorry

[05:27:13] I'm sorry, what the f-

[05:27:25] He's rising for ya

[05:27:31] Outta the way!

[05:27:38] Oh shit, that was so much

[05:27:43] I'm running kind of low on ammo.

[05:27:56] Alright actually, let's go.

[05:27:58] Wait, let me check if I can loot anything in here because I need ammo real bad.

[05:28:03] I got a kitchen knife.

[05:28:08] Anyone see the weird dog?

[05:28:13] Oh wait, I can open this now.

[05:28:20] What's that?

[05:28:25] A pipe.

[05:28:31] Yo, backflow, thanks for 21 months.

[05:28:41] We're almost there, Ashley.

[05:28:58] Okay

[05:29:03] Oh shit

[05:29:09] Like I didn't do it

[05:29:19] Good idea you hey

[05:29:27] Hey, I see you found your missing Senorita.

[05:29:31] Senorita has a name, Miss Ashley.

[05:29:33] You are?

[05:29:35] Major Ease.

[05:29:36] Please.

[05:29:37] In Cantana.

[05:29:38] Great.

[05:29:39] Why does he talk so, like, 40?

[05:29:40] Now then, who are you?

[05:29:43] What are you doing here?

[05:29:45] Very good questions.

[05:29:46] I'll punch you in the eye.

[05:29:48] All right, now.

[05:29:51] In that case, here, help me.

[05:29:55] Ashton, quick! Over here! Go!

[05:30:07] Was a convenient hiding spot.

[05:30:10] Okay. It's game time.

[05:30:14] Leon! Get this!

[05:30:17] The ports are set against two of us. We'll pull it, that's the only way yet.

[05:30:22] this is made up of monsters you turn warming up stretch yeah you shut up

[05:30:33] if you're good to go

[05:30:46] I'm exploring the house

[05:31:52] Oh, that's why those knives are so, uh...

[05:32:22] What the fuck?

[05:32:28] I'm scared.

[05:32:34] Ah!

[05:32:46] Shit.

[05:33:52] This one's on me. Thank you

[05:34:52] What the hell is that?

[05:34:54] What the hell is that?

[05:34:56] Hey, I guess I need to run.

[05:34:58] So, I'm gonna stay here for the rest of the night, huh?

[05:35:00] I guess, pull it.

[05:35:02] Just a stop.

[05:35:08] Ah!

[05:35:10] Take that!

[05:35:12] Whoopsie.

[05:35:22] I

[05:35:37] Mean all my foot

[05:35:52] I got one below 5.

[05:36:02] Yeah!

[05:36:03] That's my heart!

[05:36:08] Yeah!

[05:36:09] That's my heart!

[05:36:10] I really gotta help besides my sniper.

[05:36:33] I

[05:36:40] Think it's a pick up the emerald though. It was kind of sad. I try it. We let me

[05:36:45] I was doing the cutscene.

[05:36:52] Lassie?

[05:36:54] What's happening to me?

[05:36:59] Lassie, this is the first time you've got to admit this.

[05:37:03] You want to start explaining?

[05:37:05] The cough, the blood.

[05:37:07] It's caused by something called the blaga.

[05:37:11] Blaga?

[05:37:12] Okay, you saw those people, right?

[05:37:18] But you have the same thing inside you.

[05:37:21] Uh-oh.

[05:37:22] The same thing that made them like that.

[05:37:24] This, what you're experiencing, these symptoms.

[05:37:28] They're only the beginning.

[05:37:30] I don't want to become like them.

[05:37:33] You are, well, lucky.

[05:37:35] You see, at this early stage, the parasite, the plaga, it is possible to remove it.

[05:37:42] the surgical procedure don't you need some know-how no yeah oh my god you too

[05:37:51] that's over his heart no worries see but you're going to have to trust me

[05:38:04] great we're partners thank you for any questions the plan Arthur are you

[05:38:11] He's been helping us, because it makes me feel better.

[05:38:14] Let's leave it at that.

[05:38:16] We'll contact you later.

[05:38:21] Why is he helping us?

[05:38:41] I've got five chapters today.

[05:38:56] Hey, got a smoke?

[05:38:59] I do.

[05:39:00] Oh my.

[05:39:01] Now where's the amber?

[05:39:04] Fortunately, it's not on me at the moment.

[05:39:07] The amber?

[05:39:08] really should be telling me what a good job I did busted my eyes right before I

[05:39:15] got caught

[05:39:17] which is why I'm still alive

[05:39:22] the deal was we get you out of here when you deliver the amber no amber no

[05:39:29] protection police such a stickler for details hi

[05:39:36] Okay, then. I'll go get each now. How about that?

[05:39:49] She's so beautiful.

[05:39:52] And I do have something else in it to get to.

[05:39:57] She's lovely. I understand why people like her so much.

[05:40:02] This is Roost. I've got some bad news, Conquer One.

[05:40:06] But the weather like this the chopper can't make it's apartment. Oh my god until it clears negative to dangerous

[05:40:13] We're gonna get out of here and find some things safe

[05:40:16] I'm sorry. I wish I could do more to help. It's just like those fucking space next rocket watches

[05:40:24] Let's go

[05:40:32] Let's just focus

[05:40:34] escape from the village why is the map all black up here yeah I hadn't I've been

[05:40:44] there before oh no this is I think this is a new area actually

[05:40:52] I have some new goods that might interest me.

[05:41:02] Yay!

[05:41:03] I've never seen those nasty guys with the tentacles and all they did was look, they're

[05:41:07] paying to kill too.

[05:41:08] They, don't, they hate bright lights.

[05:41:12] So if you go for a wash, a walk during the night, carry some flash grenades.

[05:41:16] Okay, and he's selling a recipe for them.

[05:41:21] Well, come, I got something new for you.

[05:41:26] And we'll buy that.

[05:41:27] Dang, I got so many!

[05:41:28] So much for you.

[05:41:29] Remember that, mate.

[05:41:30] Ooh, riot gun.

[05:41:31] Mmm.

[05:41:32] Oh, I'm so pleased for that.

[05:41:34] Let me see how I can clear up my inventory.

[05:41:42] This is a lot of flash grenades and I should have uh, what I already have, you know what

[05:42:07] whatever. I've got a good amount now.

[05:42:12] Get yourself killed. Welcome.

[05:42:15] I don't even have them equipped.

[05:42:18] Ah, that there's a real boomstick, mates.

[05:42:22] It will reduce your target to a bloody pulp.

[05:42:26] anything else I can help you

[05:42:36] knife needs care try that on the side come back any time

[05:42:49] All right, I got ammo now just no

[05:43:01] Short cut put it up there short cut put it over there

[05:43:10] All right got everything good to go now

[05:43:19] Let's head out I gotta bring Ashley home

[05:44:19] I

[05:44:27] Let Ashley get kidnapped by a bunch of goons

[05:44:33] Shit

[05:44:40] And let me go get some water

[05:44:49] Cup cup, there we go.

[05:44:51] You're right back.

[05:45:19] Hi, Beck.

[05:45:22] Hello.

[05:45:30] How's everybody doing tonight?

[05:45:44] Take your good, yeah, I will, I couldn't afford it.

[05:45:49] No way hot way half down thank you for this

[05:46:19] I'm just such a stealth gamer, you know what I mean.

[05:46:32] We've got company. Keep moving. But quietly. Got it?

[05:46:37] Okay. I'll... I'll try.

[05:47:02] Thank you for another gift and so thank you

[05:47:32] I just wanted to see what would happen.

[05:47:47] That one didn't count.

[05:48:02] We've got company keep moving so I kind of have another idea you guys are gonna

[05:48:10] like it okay

[05:48:16] we're doing this

[05:48:19] I thought we could just sprint through together they fucking snatched her man

[05:48:49] Quiet

[05:48:51] Play up cams A for the five, you should

[05:48:53] Thank you

[05:48:55] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you

[05:48:59] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you

[05:49:09] Stay close

[05:49:11] Okay

[05:50:19] I

[05:50:32] Just can't do stuff man. I don't know with me

[05:50:49] Oh

[05:51:03] Ashley Ashley don't stand in the fire dude

[05:51:11] Good grief

[05:51:19] Well the game really wants you to sneak all the way up.

[05:51:25] Oh, fuck sake.

[05:51:29] Oh my fucking god!

[05:51:34] Hold on, I have to loot.

[05:51:39] Oh my fucking god!

[05:51:47] Hold on, I have to loot.

[05:51:55] Oh my god!

[05:51:59] I get hit by every bear trap!

[05:52:06] I'm not falling for that one.

[05:52:09] Oh, I actually just have a full inventory.

[05:52:38] I do I don't have a submachine gun I might I might have to make some machine gun but I don't have it

[05:52:58] Out of the way

[05:53:00] Ooh, the chalice of atonement.

[05:53:10] Oh, hello.

[05:53:11] I made pizza.

[05:53:12] Oh, thank you!

[05:53:13] Wow!

[05:53:15] Very nice margarita pizza.

[05:53:18] Wow, you can see her made this?

[05:53:20] Yeah.

[05:53:22] Mmm.

[05:53:24] Do you like it?

[05:53:25] Yeah.

[05:53:26] It's very thin and chewy.

[05:53:27] It tastes like restaurant.

[05:53:28] If they were like a little crispier, but you're just like a restaurant, but it's really really good.

[05:53:34] It's funny.

[05:53:39] Yummy.

[05:53:45] Got the big piece of a basil on it.

[05:53:49] Yummy.

[05:53:52] So much food tonight.

[05:53:58] Yummy.

[05:54:12] Sammy?

[05:54:14] Oh, the riot gun is a shotgun.

[05:54:20] Oh, brother.

[05:54:21] I've been making an SMG ammo thing.

[05:54:23] I think it was for the riot gun this whole time.

[05:54:28] Well, okay, uh, all right.

[05:54:41] Are we on air?

[05:54:45] Yeah, it is quiet, isn't it?

[05:54:50] Kind of suspicious, isn't it?

[05:54:53] a little bit strange if you ask me.

[05:54:58] It's weird around the people.

[05:55:23] Oh, y'all are.

[05:55:37] Don't they star?

[05:55:53] Damn, my inventory is full.

[05:56:00] Oh my gosh, yeah, play assassins creed for thanking for the gifted sub.

[05:56:09] I will keep it in mind.

[05:56:18] What was it say?

[05:56:24] What?

[05:56:25] What?

[05:56:26] Okay.

[05:56:27] Why do you have such an attitude about it?

[05:56:33] I'm just trying to keep you safe.

[05:56:44] Wow, that is a perfectly full inventory.

[05:57:02] So why is this a stack of- so why didn't I tell Ashley to hide?

[05:57:12] I hear someone yelling, but I don't know where she is.

[05:57:39] I'm looking for here.

[05:58:07] that right so I gotta be looking for a key or something right

[05:58:30] there must be something I'm missing

[05:58:37] I am completely out I guess let's use this take that

[05:59:37] I

[06:00:07] I don't like this spot, I don't like this spot, I don't like this spot, I don't like this spot.

[06:00:14] I don't like this spot.

[06:00:16] Let me get out.

[06:00:18] My nose is itchy.

[06:00:21] My nose is itchy.

[06:00:25] My hair is ok.

[06:01:59] I got the crate.

[06:02:06] Oh, hi Ashley.

[06:02:10] I see you've come out now that everyone's dead.

[06:02:17] But that's okay.

[06:02:19] I am your protector.

[06:02:24] No, Dova, thanks for 32 months.

[06:02:36] Yippee.

[06:02:37] Yippee.

[06:02:38] Yippee.

[06:02:39] I guess I'll make some rifle ammo to try to clear up some space, but I'll save the

[06:02:48] us to try to make the kind of ammo use more often.

[06:03:11] Yay!

[06:03:18] Are you hurt?

[06:03:20] No, I'm okay.

[06:03:22] Yes.

[06:03:24] You did well back there.

[06:03:26] Seems this isn't the first time running from creeps.

[06:03:30] I can't tell if that's meant to be a compliment.

[06:03:34] Dreams are 27 plus.

[06:03:36] Another monthly is another signal to send out bloke greetings.

[06:03:40] Mm-hmm.

[06:03:42] I love the warp.

[06:03:48] You're so good.

[06:03:57] And the gun ammo, very good.

[06:04:06] Oh my god, it's not like you're getting hurt or something.

[06:04:18] All right, lots of good loot

[06:04:26] Very very good

[06:04:31] All right, come on

[06:04:42] Shit it's the bald guy

[06:04:48] Oh, my God.

[06:04:50] Ugh.

[06:04:52] This sword requires cleansing.

[06:04:56] Oh, jeez.

[06:04:58] He's so scary.

[06:05:00] Ah! He's so strong.

[06:05:02] Come, child.

[06:05:04] Yes.

[06:05:06] Run!

[06:05:08] No!

[06:05:10] Hurry!

[06:05:14] Run!

[06:05:18] Don't worry about that.

[06:05:25] Oh, I actually run.

[06:05:30] Ah!

[06:05:35] Shit.

[06:05:40] There's no bridge.

[06:05:45] What do we do?

[06:05:53] It's fine. Everything's fine.

[06:05:56] Just relax.

[06:06:01] Run. Run.

[06:06:02] I

[06:06:10] Okay, I stopped because I was like holy shit

[06:06:13] I can't believe that blew up like that and then she got kidnapped, but if I didn't stop it would have been fine

[06:06:32] Run!

[06:06:32] That's right!

[06:06:33] ATTLY!

[06:06:33] RUN!

[06:06:43] Don't worry about that!

[06:07:00] That's right!

[06:07:01] Oh

[06:07:07] Take your damn

[06:07:31] I'm so scared.

[06:07:44] You're like a bold first time.

[06:07:51] What about you?

[06:07:52] I'll do my job.

[06:07:56] Hey shopkeeper guy.

[06:07:58] Hello Stranger, welcome!

[06:08:00] Ooh, what you buy here.

[06:08:04] That's good work, thank you.

[06:08:07] Uh...

[06:08:09] Da-da-da.

[06:08:11] Da-da-da-da-da.

[06:08:13] Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

[06:08:14] Da-da-da-da-da-da.

[06:08:16] Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

[06:08:18] Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

[06:08:21] Back anytime.

[06:08:22] Welcome.

[06:08:23] Da-da-da-da-da-da.

[06:08:24] I'm gonna sell my old shotgun.

[06:08:27] I'll buy almost anything. Thank you. Anything else I can help you with?

[06:08:35] I'm gonna need to upgrade my new one. Oh, they keep you up for the rest of your life.

[06:08:39] Knife beats care every once in a while. Could be the difference between life and death.

[06:08:45] Try that on a size.

[06:08:47] Okay, yo, gutter cat, thank you for the prom.

[06:08:58] Dazzled, are you?

[06:09:00] Oh, croft.

[06:09:01] Don't get yourself killed now.

[06:09:02] And Syphony, thank you for the gifted.

[06:09:03] Hey, hey.

[06:09:04] Hey, hey.

[06:09:05] Hey, hey.

[06:09:06] Hey, hey.

[06:09:07] Hey, hey.

[06:09:08] Hey, hey.

[06:09:09] Hey, hey.

[06:09:10] Hey, hey.

[06:09:11] Hey, hey.

[06:09:12] Hey, hey.

[06:09:13] Hey, hey.

[06:09:14] Hey, hey.

[06:09:15] Hey, hey.

[06:09:16] I should have bought the SMG. Let me just put away the ammo I'm not going to use.

[06:09:27] Breaks over us part

[06:09:36] How do I move items of storage

[06:09:47] You can't store ammo why that's so dumb

[06:09:57] Oh

[06:10:08] Shit

[06:10:13] All the guy

[06:10:15] Seize your pointless struggling. Abandon your body to the will of our God.

[06:11:03] Shit

[06:11:09] Fuck

[06:11:12] What the I do not have a lot of ammo. I should have bought that some day

[06:11:29] Who's got an eye on his back, you know what that means

[06:12:33] I

[06:13:33] I

[06:13:56] Died to the fucking fire dude

[06:14:03] I think in the phase two, I'm just going to use the rifle.

[06:14:11] Be careful.

[06:14:15] I guess.

[06:16:33] God

[06:16:47] He's a monkey, bro

[06:17:03] I'm scared, um, I'm scared.

[06:17:58] Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.

[06:18:08] I can't use the ladder anymore.

[06:18:33] Oh, there's one hit.

[06:18:35] That's when I have to reposition again.

[06:18:45] He's fucking eyeball popped out of his head.

[06:18:48] Leon!

[06:18:49] He's fucking eyeball popped out of his head.

[06:18:56] Leon!

[06:18:58] Leon!

[06:19:00] Quick!

[06:19:02] This place is coming down!

[06:19:12] guys eyeball my regards to your god

[06:19:26] I'm trying chill oh I think out of here

[06:19:42] I died there and just in the fire.

[06:19:45] Hey, let's hurry!

[06:19:57] You're welcome.

[06:20:01] Thanks.

[06:20:08] This fire's bound to catch their attention.

[06:20:10] Let's keep moving.

[06:20:12] Time to escape.

[06:20:16] Leon?

[06:20:17] I'm not going to turn into one of them, right?

[06:20:19] No, Ashley, of course not. Why would you say that?

[06:20:22] I won't let that happen. I promise.

[06:20:25] Good thing Leon will save you, and if not, he will be the one to put you down.

[06:20:31] So there's nothing to fear. It's a good outcome no matter what.

[06:20:40] What's going on?

[06:20:50] Well, at least you don't have to worry about being followed.

[06:21:02] Come on.

[06:21:06] Oh shit. Another chapter complete.

[06:21:16] Hello?

[06:21:26] Hello? Hello, Louise?

[06:21:31] What's how your top 8 best play you've done? I'm working on an art project.

[06:21:36] Top 8?

[06:21:38] Um, how many books all the ones on Instagram? Cause I don't post all of them in the other places.

[06:21:44] And Nico and Linus, and Giz, and Guine.

[06:21:49] Ciao.

[06:21:51] Goodbye, Louise.

[06:21:53] all right Ashley we just said that was for I have to think about the others

[06:22:09] well shopkeeper got something new for you what you got broken butterfly oh my

[06:22:19] My wares are in tip top shape. I assure you.

[06:22:29] I need the TMP, right?

[06:22:33] Yeah, I'm broke as hell, bruh. I'm sorry.

[06:22:35] Wait, let me see if, uh...

[06:22:42] I can sell some of these, actually.

[06:22:49] Okay, and then I have enough for this one, too.

[06:22:56] Alright.

[06:22:59] Welcome.

[06:23:00] Got some rare things on sales.

[06:23:04] Thank you.

[06:23:05] A deal well struck.

[06:23:07] Thank you.

[06:23:08] I can just sell his eye, that's it.

[06:23:11] A deal well struck.

[06:23:12] Oh, it's going to have rich now.

[06:23:15] Okay, I need the TMP for sure.

[06:23:20] Why not?

[06:23:21] Oh!

[06:23:22] You cut through the crowd with that right there.

[06:23:26] Okay.

[06:23:27] And then you level up.

[06:23:36] Your weapons are being leveled as you wish.

[06:23:40] Not enough cash, stranger.

[06:23:42] Sorry I'm too broke

[06:23:51] This kind of work is about finesse stranger little bit goes a long way

[06:24:12] All right, I'm gonna head back out.

[06:24:22] Some great herbs, get out of my way, Ashley.

[06:24:28] I'm Leon Kennedy, and you're just a girl.

[06:24:36] I just used one of these.

[06:24:43] What are they?

[06:24:47] Keep your voice down.

[06:24:48] What are they doing?

[06:24:49] I think.

[06:25:19] That was not what I was expecting.

[06:25:25] Oh my goodness gracious, you just bit my whole head off.

[06:25:34] What are they?

[06:25:36] Keep your voice down.

[06:25:43] I'm ready.

[06:25:49] Ready?

[06:25:50] I'm waiting.

[06:25:55] Ah, he's fast!

[06:26:02] You're safe.

[06:26:04] I got a boot knife.

[06:26:12] Ooh, a piano.

[06:26:19] Oh

[06:26:44] They seem a bit unhappy that I'm here

[06:27:19] What the fuck?

[06:27:21] Who did that?

[06:27:23] Oh God, I need to go!

[06:27:31] They have catapults!

[06:27:43] I guess this is their idea of a warm welcome.

[06:27:45] I get it because they're on fire, they're so silly.

[06:27:49] Ashley's in the back.

[06:27:53] Okay, uh...

[06:27:55] Yeah, I want to save that.

[06:28:01] Oh, shit.

[06:28:03] Ashley!

[06:28:04] Again?!

[06:28:06] Oh, no, she's fine.

[06:28:14] Ashley!

[06:28:19] She seems to have perished was I supposed to go grab

[06:28:31] I guess I was

[06:28:38] Love and grenade up there

[06:28:49] Oh, they're over there.

[06:28:56] Oh, they're over there.

[06:29:05] I guess this is their idea of a warm welcome.

[06:29:35] Oh shit.

[06:29:40] What?

[06:29:41] What?

[06:29:42] I'm actually...

[06:29:43] Sorry.

[06:29:44] Must have...

[06:29:45] Wait, how did she get caught over here?

[06:30:05] Oh my god.

[06:30:10] Oh my god.

[06:30:15] Oh look at that.

[06:30:20] Battalions.

[06:30:23] Actually.

[06:30:28] Okay, having to worry about Ashley makes this a little bit more difficult.

[06:30:45] Oh

[06:31:12] Leon hurry up dude, holy shit

[06:31:15] I guess this is the right

[06:31:45] You have a warm welcome

[06:31:55] What

[06:32:06] They actually need her to stay close to me for a lot of this

[06:32:16] This is probably locked, I would assume.

[06:32:18] Damn!

[06:32:19] It's locked! Looks like we'll have to get creative.

[06:32:21] Yeah.

[06:33:23] I guess we just have to deal with that. I don't know.

[06:33:33] Oh my god.

[06:33:34] Put her down.

[06:33:44] You hurt?

[06:33:45] I'm good.

[06:33:46] Oh, hold on. Actually, I gotta get this.

[06:33:49] Look at you!

[06:33:53] Leon, you're just left actually behind, you fucking jackass.

[06:34:10] Okay, maybe we can blow open the door now for a minute.

[06:34:25] Magnum ammo.

[06:34:56] Another Elegant Dacool.

[06:35:01] Ah!

[06:35:03] Okay, I couldn't even have avoided that.

[06:35:09] And it took him so much my escape.

[06:35:56] Oh, okay!

[06:36:03] I'm pressing for ya.

[06:36:09] Let's go! Run!

[06:36:14] I have another catapult of a harrowing.

[06:36:21] We're in!

[06:36:26] Blue medallions! There's three more of them already found for me. Oh, there's a bunch

[06:36:35] I didn't get back there yet. Do I care, though?

[06:36:41] I mean, it's old, but something wrong with being old, Ashley.

[06:37:01] Yo, Shawn and Opie, thank you for the prime.

[06:37:07] Stranger

[06:37:12] Molding a weapon to suit your specific needs

[06:37:18] Try that on for size could is not bad any time

[06:37:22] I need you some of this SMG ammo.

[06:37:38] Why is this like a boss room?

[06:37:40] Oh, my fucking god.

[06:37:41] to my castle. Such a pleasure to finally meet your acquaintance, Mr. Kennedy.

[06:37:51] Who the hell do you know my name?

[06:37:54] Me? Oh please, call me Ramon.

[06:37:57] Ramon.

[06:37:58] And allow me to get straight to the point.

[06:38:01] I would like you to hand the burden over to me.

[06:38:06] me. Now, you have that chance, Ramon. The girl's just fine with me. Mr. Kennedy, Mr. Kennedy,

[06:38:21] how noble. And unless you see the girl must be honest with the girl, I'll never let

[06:38:30] Your United Statesmen, the entire world will overflow with these cranes.

[06:38:36] For that is the iron wheel of my master.

[06:38:39] He must hold me. Your sattlet.

[06:38:44] So then you will comply. Yes?

[06:38:49] Mishner Kennedy.

[06:38:51] You heard the lady.

[06:38:53] How unfortunate.

[06:38:56] Do make sure our guest feels that cool.

[06:38:59] Now that he has chosen D.

[06:39:06] Is Ramona right on that or a lady?

[06:39:11] Leon?

[06:39:12] Just stay close.

[06:39:27] Oh my f**k!

[06:39:59] I

[06:40:01] Do

[06:40:05] What is this looks like a new treasure thing, I don't have the key for it

[06:40:15] Key for this though

[06:40:20] Gold bar I'm rich

[06:40:24] This way, okay

[06:40:29] Be careful.

[06:40:42] You're just going to walk down. I'm going to store a little more.

[06:40:46] There's a chest in there.

[06:40:52] And what do we have over here? Looks like another chest.

[06:40:58] It's locked.

[06:40:59] It's locked.

[06:41:05] Damn.

[06:41:06] Oh, it looks like you dropped it.

[06:41:08] I'm sorry, Ashley.

[06:41:10] I did not mean to click.

[06:41:11] It looks like you dropped it from above.

[06:41:15] That was an accident.

[06:41:28] Alright, I'm all loaded up.

[06:41:35] Nice, profaned bottle.

[06:41:50] in we go looks like we can continue on this way oh Jesus I don't want to go

[06:42:11] Oh, this way, this looks like ass!

[06:42:15] Oh my god, it's a torture dungeon.

[06:42:20] Who's barking over there?

[06:42:31] There's someone dragging some chains around or something.

[06:42:35] Dude, this is the worst part!

[06:42:37] What was that?

[06:42:39] Did they keep animals down here?

[06:42:40] Yes, actually, animals.

[06:42:43] Yes, animals.

[06:42:48] Definitely.

[06:42:54] I'm scared.

[06:43:06] The dungeon key!

[06:43:08] The light is lost

[06:43:38] Well, I hope that thing doesn't get out.

[06:43:51] I think it hurt me.

[06:43:57] I think it hurt me.

[06:43:58] I think it hurt me.

[06:43:59] I guess I need to kill it.

[06:44:28] I have like no heels though.

[06:45:53] I had heals the whole time.

[06:45:55] I thought I was out.

[06:46:07] Yay!

[06:46:08] He's dead.

[06:46:12] We are safe.

[06:46:15] Now where's Ashley?

[06:46:16] She probably got fucking kidnapped again or something.

[06:46:23] Ashley?

[06:46:25] Um...

[06:46:27] Oh, it's you.

[06:46:29] What happened down there?

[06:46:31] Yeah, you know, I just killed a guy.

[06:46:33] You were right about the animals, though.

[06:46:35] Caretakers note, I was a local in the middle of the night once again.

[06:46:40] It's those awful noises coming from the basement,

[06:46:43] the sound of nails clawing at the stone walls

[06:46:45] and the rioting moan of curses.

[06:46:47] That man harbors enough hate to ruin the world.

[06:46:50] curses that man harbors enough hate to ruin the world. He once served the lord of the castle

[06:46:56] as the torturer, like his father and grandfather before him. It's one of the more unsightly

[06:47:01] legacies left by the Salazar family. Even among his family, he was special. He enjoyed his work

[06:47:07] wholeheartedly and had a talent for it. He was gifted at tormenting others. His ability soon

[06:47:12] attracted the master's interest, and when he took him to the dungeon, no, I can't write

[06:47:17] anymore. I won't. I don't want to recall what happened down there. My mind can't take it. It will

[06:47:22] break me. I was ordered to attend to him, to feed him, dispose of the filth, all while listening

[06:47:29] to that wretched voice every night. I can't take it anymore. I've had enough. I will not

[06:47:34] tolerate one more night in this castle. I shall leave tomorrow, go far away where that voice

[06:47:38] can not reach my ears. Oh, dungeon key. They're free! After I check around it's... oh, Jesus.

[06:47:50] I can see if I missed anything. Is this the way back? I think it's the way back. Oh, yes.

[06:47:59] They're out of the dungeon.

[06:48:11] You okay?

[06:48:12] I'm fine.

[06:48:13] Well, now.

[06:48:14] Did I hear one of those fucking spinning dolls?

[06:48:22] I must have missed a bunch of them.

[06:48:23] I haven't seen it one in a while.

[06:48:25] There it is.

[06:48:27] I've only found two the whole game

[06:48:29] I need a deer with a scale, a bird, and a snake.

[06:48:58] Gold and sword.

[06:49:03] What?

[06:49:09] Rusted sword.

[06:49:10] Oh, wait, some kind of puzzle, I guess.

[06:49:15] Iron sword.

[06:49:17] Okay, the rusted sword goes here, so that's a grave.

[06:49:22] Uh, what was the other one?

[06:49:25] Gold and sword.

[06:49:26] That's probably the king's.

[06:49:29] But it looks like there's a sword missing.

[06:49:32] They're supposed to be four.

[06:49:34] Right?

[06:49:39] Iron sword for fighting.

[06:49:43] Golden sword for the king.

[06:49:46] What about that sword?

[06:49:48] I need more sword.

[06:49:57] Interesting.

[06:50:06] I know the rest of the sword definitely goes there.

[06:50:24] Where's the last sword?

[06:50:25] I think you could bring those gongs by shooting them.

[06:50:32] What gongs?

[06:50:33] What the fuck are you talking about?

[06:50:41] She's trying to tell me how to solve the puzzle.

[06:50:45] There are gongs in here.

[06:50:49] What gongs?

[06:50:55] Oh, on the other side.

[06:51:03] Oh that is not a snake is it? No okay I see. There's a decoy.

[06:51:33] I'll sword on you. The bloodied sword. Okay. And I've got to be for the fighting one. Only

[06:51:44] a couple of uses for it. Rolling sword. Okay, iron sword over there.

[06:51:56] I

[06:52:08] Went through without without you Ashley

[06:52:13] Holy music bombs from the other side of the door

[06:52:26] Hang on. This is the same room as before, isn't it? I guess we just circled around.

[06:52:41] Is it the same room? Head for the courtyard.

[06:52:46] Um, okay.

[06:52:53] I guess.

[06:52:54] Oh, I need the snake.

[06:53:00] Is this the snake?

[06:53:04] That's the deer.

[06:53:39] Thanks!

[06:53:41] Yay!

[06:53:49] Why not treat yourself?

[06:53:54] Welcome! I've got something new for you, babe.

[06:54:01] Leon, are you kidding me?

[06:54:03] Jumping...

[06:54:04] Oh my gosh, she's so dramatic.

[06:54:09] She's useful. She did. She kicked that down all by herself.

[06:54:19] I'm gonna try to open that one door up here. The snake.

[06:54:29] I see I find the snake gong.

[06:54:39] That looks like the snake over there.

[06:54:46] I hit the bar.

[06:54:49] Nice.

[06:54:50] Yippee.

[06:54:51] It's open.

[06:54:52] Maybe it's open.

[06:55:14] Is that all it is?

[06:55:15] Is it a shortcut?

[06:55:16] Oh, there's a door.

[06:55:17] Oh

[06:55:34] Hello

[06:55:37] Salutations

[06:55:47] The night protects the princess finger am I the knight?

[06:56:12] Well, parasites in their ecology volume two.

[06:56:16] There are some parasites that have the ability

[06:56:17] to control their hosts.

[06:56:19] This is basic knowledge among most biologists,

[06:56:22] but not much is known as to how the parasites do it.

[06:56:25] The following is a list of several such parasites.

[06:56:29] Decrocholium.

[06:56:32] Longol larvae of the parasite migrate

[06:56:34] to the ant's esophagus.

[06:56:36] That they alter the behavior of the ant.

[06:56:38] When the temperature drops in the evening,

[06:56:40] during peak grazing hours,

[06:56:42] The infected ant climbs to the top of the plant and clamps onto a leaf using its mandible

[06:56:46] with the intention of being eaten.

[06:56:49] The larvae of this parasite makes their home inside the brain of a fish, such as the yellow

[06:56:54] tail, and the parrot bass.

[06:56:56] Once infected, the fish makes its way up to the water surface where it will swim until

[06:57:00] eaten by seabirds.

[06:57:03] This parasite's sporosis develop in the snail's ice stalks where they pulsate

[06:57:07] like worms.

[06:57:08] They alter the snail's behavior and force it to move to the top of the plant, making

[06:57:11] visible to birds once eaten by a bird the parasite will complete its metamorphosis into an adult.

[06:57:18] Is this hinting that something's gonna eat Ashley because she's infected with a parasite?

[06:57:25] Is that what that's supposed to mean?

[06:57:31] I uh, I don't think I should be safe like this.

[06:57:36] Okay, I think I'm going to stop here for tonight, but I will be live tomorrow, too, and I'll

[06:57:46] keep playing this.

[06:57:47] I actually am enjoying it.

[06:57:50] It's definitely not as stressful as I thought it was going to be, but yeah, I'll play

[06:57:55] more tomorrow, and I'll be back tomorrow, yes.

[06:58:01] you guys for hanging out today and such and all the subs and stuff up to a big stretch.

[06:58:08] Oh, now I'm not a horror streamer. I still don't like horror games. But this this feels

[06:58:17] more like a story game or an action game. It's just also, you know, a little bit creepy.

[06:58:25] Yeah, I'll be back tomorrow.

[06:58:33] If you're new, don't forget to follow the stream and such.

[06:58:38] I stream pretty often, like four or five times a week usually.

[06:58:43] The game won't close.

[06:58:48] Game.

[06:58:49] Game.

[06:58:50] Game.

[06:58:57] The game won't close, am I trapped here?

[06:59:04] Game.

[06:59:06] My task manager won't open either.

[06:59:10] Nothing is opening.

[06:59:13] What the heck?

[06:59:14] Yo anonymous, thank you for the 10 gifted subs.

[06:59:18] Um, I actually can't close it.

[06:59:22] I can't even open Steam. What is going on?

[06:59:28] Alt F4 is not working.

[06:59:32] I can't even do anything in the game.

[06:59:42] What if I exit Steam?

[06:59:48] What is, dude, what is this for?

[06:59:53] Okay, I can't even drag anything onto my main monitor.

[07:00:04] Dude, it's stuck!

[07:00:08] What do I do?

[07:00:18] you

[07:00:48] you

[07:01:18] you

[07:01:48] you

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