Emiru
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ⭐🩵 YAPS + REACTS + VARIETY GAMING ⭐🩵 FIRST TIME RESIDENT EVIL 4 PLAYTHROUGH CONTINUES!! ⭐🩵 WOW SO CONSISTENT STREAM
03-28-2026 · 7h 06m
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W where's Waldo cause like it doesn't even look like that. What are you talking about?
When's game night with the room is happening?
We didn't talk about that since she wants to do that when she gets home. So maybe like Monday
We might do a little game night on Monday. I don't know we're gonna play
We have like a little list of games, but just hang out or something
But um, I still I want to finish Resident Evil 4 2 and I want to start
My uh, 0 and 17 arc 2.
I mean that might be like one stream, I'm like never mind I can't do this but I want
to try.
So yeah we'll see.
Telek4, thank you for the crime, thank you.
Well thank you guys for the community train, I haven't gotten one of those in a bit.
Oh shit, shut up.
He's zooming.
Yeah, we can find something to do with the uh, the roomies.
Ah, First Amendment, thank you for the five, thank you.
Thanks First Amendment.
Yeah, Road to Gold.
Yeah.
Oh and 17, you mean your ranked history?
No, no, no, not my ranked history.
That's just one game I went Oh and 17 in.
It's so much better.
I mean, I don't have ranked history in CS, so...
I mean, we'll see. Maybe it will be in 17, I don't know.
Milbert, thank you for the 5!
Well, level 9 community train, thank you guys.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Amazing. Wow, Code Red, thank you for the 10, thank you.
Since I started early today, I kind of was like...
I kind of just want to play Resident Evil then maybe I'll just catch up on multiple
tip-to-tip episodes and stuff
Next time I should show you how to know. Yo Twilight Prince, thank you for the raid and Allie, thank you for the 10
What the heck? Allie is an oiler now. What the heck happened? Oh my gosh, RTV Day, thank you for the 5, thank you
Thank you, thank you, QQNG, thank you for the 10. What the heck, thank you guys
Thank you
Very kind then Tario. Thanks for 15 months. Hello guys
Wow, yeah, level 10 community high train it says
Hold on it's loading a thousand wait a thousand two hundred fifty one emails for cat. I
Still don't know about I think like only a thousand people get you know, so I don't know how it works
I don't know.
Whoa, wait, I'm back to 11k subs.
Why, thank you guys.
Itachi, thank you for the 10.
Wow.
Amazing.
Wow, Reaver, thank you for the 5.
Thank you guys.
What the fuck is going on?
Chaos, thank you for the 10.
Oh my gosh.
Thank you.
What the heck?
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I'm just moon moon or quid but without the clown parts.
I can't tell sometimes if um
Like I ran it got recommend this one time this weird like Quinn hate red I was like how can you hate coin like he just
sits there and plays games
What but I guess everyone who's popular has haters
But maybe it was ironic me guys. Maybe it's ironic and I couldn't tell her something
So I don't know I can't tell
This dog shit takes about games or like, I don't know.
Anonymous, thank you for the five gifted, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I don't know.
Yo, Jewish, thanks for 21 months.
Thank you, thank you.
All right, let's watch tip to tip.
Let's watch tip to tip, so and then I will do my gaming, it'll be a long gaming
day.
But yeah, I don't know if you guys have noticed I've been trying to go live more often and like more
Controlled amount of hours
First amendment thing for the five gifted because I noticed that's what lyric and some other people do
I'm like, hmm. It seems like it works well for them and
Seems like it makes it easier for them to be consistent too. So I try to hit
Around seven hours each time but I noticed a lot of those people only do five or six
I was like, no, I'm gonna do seven. I'm gonna do seven a lot. Thank you for the gifted. Thank you so much
Thank you. Thank you. I think like Tyler does five or six two
Found a shortcut through China, I love this series and I I thought that maybe um
So I asked Bonnie to message
because the editor of this series used to do snake and eggs, but I realized I didn't
save his number or like I don't have it because like I've switched my phone like six times.
But I asked Bonnie to text him and say please tell him to show the food.
And then last episode they added a clip that was very short that showed the food and I
even said like even if it's like for two seconds just show the food.
And then they did it.
I'm like I wonder if they actually he actually told them or it's just a coincidence.
It might be just a coincidence.
I don't know.
I'm on your right.
OK, Michael.
Day four of rain.
People, thanks for 26 months.
Actually, that means just more rain days than not.
Can I say I like kid day more than rain day?
Can I say that?
Dude, the thing is kid day was rain day.
They're just going to be so true, bro.
This is rain day with no kids.
All right, thanks for 27 months.
Happy birthday.
You did this on late Saturday
when you got a rain day without kids in your home.
I feel like you're making it weird.
I feel like the problem is that you can get another kid days only.
It's actually a thing of the time.
The mom keeps the kid days.
If God was just, we'd have more kid's days than Ryan days.
Exactly, but now I have kid day and rain day.
So we know we are officially a third of the way through.
Officially, I mean according to a trucking guy who's smoking a cigar inside our hotel.
Yeah, but he seemed pretty, you know, trustworthy.
He's like a standard guy.
So, yeah, here's the day of his birthday today, by the way.
At least another 2,000 kilometers.
If we average 200 km a day,
that probably covers it, you know what I mean?
And honestly, we probably are on the most efficient route.
I think those who originally get your sweater doesn't come in beds instead of beds, boy.
Could you guys ask where did you get your sweater?
Yeah, it's from Frankie's Bikini's, and now it does not come in beds.
I'm sorry.
And there's also almost nothing in a lot of...
Look at the accent like that!
is a little town called
erinheart
that has two beautiful kissing dinosaurs one of the few border towns that has anything going on between
muggle and china so that is where we must go to succeed on our journey of tip to fit china
they're basically a third of the way they're right there two weeks left there's literally one
and i remember it wrong i think they used to have dinosaurs there because they have like
800 statues of dinosaurs making out yeah we must have made some fucking dinosaur discoveries
I don't even shit about that. What matters is that that is our one and only goal
If we cross in the Mongolia not on that town, then it does that count
You got your sweater from a place called Frankie's bikinis
Yes, they sell bikinis, but also other clothes
Is it 207?
Magalu?
Is it 207?
Lu 207?
207
207?
Where?
This is 207
This is 207
This is 207?
Yes, 207
This is 207
Oh, so
I don't know how it's going for Michael.
I asked her and she locked away from me.
Oh!
But Intel acquired.
Like, he figured it out, he said the 2007's like, which is,
I don't know how the most amazing news I could have received today.
I also think the rain's clearing up.
I'm under a roof.
I'm a popular deal.
Okay, no it's not.
It's okay, whatever, whatever, I'm still happy.
We are close.
I don't know how the fuck we did this bro
I know I spelled there, I do I spelled there
On the road again
Remaco, Remaco, it's kind of screwed up by the way actually
Yeah, not on my train
I don't mind this, who minds this
You know what maybe I should do is drive with the blinkers on
Dude, I hate to break it to you
You've been driving with the blinkers on for
I'm not joking, literally hundreds of kilometers
Yeah, he had the black girl's almost whole last video.
Okay.
Guys, this guy needs a song.
Alright.
It might not be the 207, but there is a road sign that shows...
Stop ruining it, ruining the song!
The 207!
No.
You give 10 for life.
Yeah!
Oh my god
Oh wait I was about to do it, thanks uh
Oh my god
Thank you
Alright guys we got lost again
Big surprise, we took the pick first
And we lost in 207
And now we're going to the only city that looks like it's north
Which is Gungan from here
everybody knows dog and I know he might have washed his face
whoopie poop take it for the fires! thank you!
that's me Bill Scott!
so we got some bad news
let's go wash his face
let me wash his face
let me wash his face
and then the 207 possibly betrayed us
because the road fucking ended
this can't be the end of the 207
this can't be
I was thinking about what happens around right? It's like
Freakin beans. Thank you for the fun. It's a saddest day of our fucking lives. It's like thinking about what happens after life
Like when your spouse dies. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah
And as you can see still raining
Still dumping so anyway, we're just gonna go back and what hang that left. Yeah, I think we do a left
I think I have a second strap guys. I don't even have a husband or a wife
and sometimes I imagine my husband or wife who doesn't exist dying and I tear up a little bit
but I mean that's gonna happen to almost all of us. What is it? What if we go back to the hotel?
Okay, get our bearings, check see if my pen's there and then maybe see if there's another north
direction. It's like a different thing. Yeah unless you die first. 100 miles away.
I would rather die first wait actually is it better to die first and not have to deal with
them being sad or is it better for them to die first that they don't have to be sad and
you can be the one to tank the sadness both just suck both just suck oh yeah you could
die at the same time but that's sad too I guess it's only it's sad for the people
that are still alive yeah just die at the same time okay problem solved you guys
are right you guys are so smart so smart I call the hotel has my Visconti and
your flip flops that's more important than your first first of all watch
your fucking tongue you watch your fucking tongue you know how hard it
This is a flip-flop.
Volcanic rock.
You have to find a rock.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, you have rubber to get up on the earth,
and then you have to step on it.
You have to get to one ring.
You have to travel 5,000 miles.
You can't take the birds, because Sauron's army
will kill you for the sky.
Oh, shit.
And you drop Sauron's army.
Sauron's army distracts you, because you're human.
Well, we're getting a ship to Aronhot.
We have to go to Aronhot now, no matter what.
Because we don't.
We don't cut our flip-flops around the bend.
They're saying it's fucking Aronhot.
They're saying it's fucking Aronhot.
I'm so lost right now.
There's one I actually genuinely love those
We need to go to Aaron hotbed and also your pet Aaron
Aaron hot or die Aaron hot
My wife won't let me back in the house. I don't bring the whole my flip-flops. Okay. What are you welcome to?
gun gun
Don't go on
We are here, and oh, it's a city again in the trip. Oh, that's right
It's second to only Hokkaido
Yeah, like it's worse now more years first that first-stage of pan. I'm tingling right now like my hands are
My hands are cooked
Some hot shit is awesome. They give us stickers
stickers how fun
Helmet my helmet such a blank looking home. Okay. Okay. Oh, yeah, that's a helmet
Yeah, Ludwig's on a class Red Bull helmet. Okay, we're chillin. We're chillin. Yeah
I think we can break through it out of here.
What?
What?
No one would know.
Today's been really hard.
We're in Gungan, which is actually really far.
We made it like 140 kilometers.
We made it 50 more to our goal city.
We hit right about 200 kilometers, which is what we need to average every day to make it to Mongolia.
One problem we have right now, we know where the 207 is.
So I want to figure out what the 207 is get back on it and then crush 50 more
This might be our earliest night at least in terms of riding
Because dude, this is too much a handle. Where's Michael?
Michael!
What bakery behind him?
I found Michael, let me tell you boys about invincible versus. It comes out April 30th
But there's a play test April 9th, link in description. It's a 3v3 fighter with all the characters from invincible and I actually lost it
I hope he's alright. Get some food while he's going
Oh
Okay, so they've got bagels
Is this a bagel nose on a bagel is some kind of bread with filling donuts
Like weird hot dog sandwiches
Other sandwiches they've got pizza
Oh
That looks so awesome.
I mean, it's going to never send me a thing in a video, which...
I love trying food!
This is mine?
So, one of these tastes bad, one of these tastes good.
This one I've had before.
Ooh, sesame buns.
So this one's bad.
Does it take your leave it for me?
And this one's good?
I spent 20, thank you for the prime.
I want to see him decorate them all, it's like really dry, it's like crazy dry, this is a good one right?
He's just blowing in the mic, meal review nine nine
We'd make a call. We have to keep going.
Maybe an hour drive from hashtag ringing.
Yeah. Which we could stop there.
That'd be 200 kilometers on the day.
Should we do what we always do and say that we'll see how we feel and then just eventually always...
So, more I look at Michael the War, I feel like he looks almost exactly like my little brother.
My brother Austin. They look very similar.
similar. Not like completely similar, but pretty similar.
Back to the road. Hey, Matthew, can't do it. I have any boogies in my nose.
He's half Asian too, right? Yeah, do I have any boogies in there?
My brother doesn't wear glasses. I'm gonna say that kind of like Dungun.
Dungun? Yeah, Dungun. The Dungun people are nice. I can't complain.
It's G2 on 7! Hey guys, let's put it on a few silence time.
That'll be funny. Yeah, that's funny.
Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, that's funny.
Because if someone goes in from afar, they won't know if it's the right road.
Well he kinda, he looks like a combination kind of between
my sister and my brother,
cause me and my brother have very strong like angular jaw lines
and my sister has a softer face like Michael.
So I look at Michael and I'm like,
his like eyes in some parts of his face
are kind of similar to my family,
but then other parts not really.
But maybe I just missed my brother.
I don't know.
I haven't seen him since the beginning of the year.
That bridge goes to Jingzhou which definitely will have a hotel right now
My gameplay is just to ride forward a little bit see if I can catch up to
Yes
Not a juncture
Sunny D.
Ah.
Oh.
Go, go.
Okay.
I'm gonna be
slowed down
a little bit.
My eyes don't see me.
It's about 100 goats who
suddenly...
That's a lot of goats.
I'm not warning.
What?
Look at this.
There's something outskirts of the city.
There's a farmer there.
Nick Aime!
for the five.
Hey, look who it is.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
You went all the way down, nothing?
Dude, I, not all the way down, there's a turn off,
but I caught like an elderly couple,
and they said, I was like, how do I get to that juncture?
And I think that's something like,
you can't take this galsu here,
and then point it to the bridge,
but then they said, back the way we just came,
they were like, sunny D, which I was like, sunny D,
and I still don't fully understand.
But we can't go on that Galaxy anyway.
Yeah, that's pretty much, I think that's what they said.
Sunny, eh?
I mean, I bought it up.
Yeah, it is.
What's the fuck is this?
Sort of super-roaring.
Everyone who comes into the city on a motorcycle
will have to find out the dog, the gates guard,
by Starbucks.
And then once you conquer that,
you have to answer our riddles three.
Sunny D, that's what that means.
Whatever it's gonna be, this isn't it.
This is the actual river.
Is there a fucking ferry?
This is...
It's actually gonna get us, might be.
Wow, this looks like the widest it's ever been.
Yeah, yeah.
This is fucking...
Okay, well let's peek out down the river
and see if there's another bridge.
Is this an abandoned town?
I hit it, the ground is so slippery,
I almost dropped my butt.
It can't be right?
So Michael, what's the game plan?
Cause I'm pretty sure that's the city right there, no?
That would be the city one week.
So why don't we just cross, it looks like right behind you,
there's this huge bridge we could cross.
Oh, you talking about the gates to a gartho?
Yeah, the gates to a gartho.
Yeah, I think it's the only car that's gonna go
on the gates to a gartho, no motorcycles.
Okay, is there a bridge on the right then?
No, there's no bridge on the right or left.
There's kind of only one way to get in
and out of this whole guy down the city.
Uh-oh.
Okay, so what do you do if you have like,
I don't know.
If you're on a motorcycle?
You could sons of an after yourself into a very rich truck.
Maybe some of you might think that this side also looks like this.
No, Ludwig just got stopped for like 10 minutes behind a herd of 100 goats.
So, the goats are getting awesome.
It doesn't look like that.
I bet that side doesn't have goats.
That's true.
And from where I'm standing, I see 101 goats.
Damn, that was smooth.
Okay, yeah, let's go on the next one.
No reaction
Okay
We're on the boat. Yeah, we'll see how long it takes. It is funny everyone on the boat is just staying on
It must be like pretty fast.
Dude, we got here like the genuinely perfect time. Oh, we're going. So that's where we came from.
Fairy skin!
You can barely see the bridge
This is not the way you're supposed to enter
Dude, this is kind of nuts. I definitely see a lot of Judy ends
In fact that red one might be one. All right. Well, hey, we found our workaround
We're taking the boat across
Hopefully you can drive in the city. Sure. Yeah, they wouldn't let us on the front
Okay, cool
very skip operation break in to Jingjo success now it's operation fine, Judea
It's just instant bro. They got this shit down. Oh, this uphill is gonna suck
All right
It's kind of coming down now bit. Hey, we did it man
Where is the main character?
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This is my second favorite part of my videos.
My favorite part is the three-way.
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I'm sorry. I didn't understand.
No, no, sorry.
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I'm sorry.
I'm thinking you can pay for a better little.
Face your mom.
She's going to stop from laughing.
Oh, they know the word passport.
Oh, drink alcohol.
They figured it out.
She don't give a fuck.
She don't give a fuck.
Have you ever seen me cry?
I don't think you have.
Have you ever seen a car?
1517.
There's a little TV.
1515.
1515.
1515.
1515.
1515.
1515.
1515.
1515.
1515.
Yes.
Uh-oh, is he sick?
Shouldn't have eaten only bread, that was stupid of me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's very mad.
Oh man, I don't even want to bring it like shit, I kind of just don't want to go fucking eat.
Oh, cool view, they're in the city!
Ooh, those lights!
I'm it thank you for another gifted
No, let's go let's go come on come on
Let's get to you
Cuz I didn't get me me fun today
That would say a lot of work. That's like a crawfish boil thing.
Well, but that sounds fine! What do you mean, it doesn't work?
We're bad. We're bad. No, we're kidding.
Emile, I like, thanks for seven months.
Incapable speaking or understanding people.
I think we're going to raise that point.
Better brains are fried.
I think we got thrown a curveball today.
She was saying words I've never heard.
I wouldn't have talked to her, but we hinted that interaction horribly.
I don't feel so good
Oh, Edimame?
This is fucking summer.
Summer.
Alright, we got Edimame and beef.
I'm worried that beef is cold.
I wouldn't worry.
I can tell you right now it is cold.
It's cold?
So don't worry about it.
It's cold.
Because I can just tell you that it is cold.
Okay, we're at Lobster King.
Michael, don't feel good.
I don't feel good.
We might have been poisoned.
Uh-oh.
I'm not sure if I trust the bread from Gongon anymore.
But we made it.
We pressed like 240 kilometers today, one.
Holy shit, it's not their best day yet.
A lot of it was backtracking, but still like,
it was an insanely long day for how cold and wet it was.
Turns out, life's real hard without a phone with masks on.
Oh!
I study, thanks for your shit.
50 months, thank you.
50 games.
That is kind of funny.
This is your first time getting fried.
Michael's Field.
Yes, oh my god.
Thank you, one way he's actually showing the food now,
I'm so happy.
I'll send Michael back to his room.
He's not feeling good, bro.
I do think we ate something bad,
which obviously is like a concern anytime
you go to a different country.
But to be surprised is how it happened,
because all we had today was the breakfast
at the Hilton, which we had different items,
and then bakery bread.
So I don't know what hit him, or me.
My stomach is brewing up a shit that you've never even fought before so hopefully it's like
You know just an upset tell me something you get over you a bit of rice to move on from
This could spy
hold on I'm blocking in the back oh no I don't want to play that again I my
My camera was blocking.
Just don't watch.
Just don't watch.
Don't watch.
I can't just fall off.
Alright, we got poisoned.
I think it was in Gungan.
I'm assuming Michael right now is in the hotel room throwing up.
Holy shit.
Alright, I just want you guys to see the kid fall off the light.
our summies oh I'm gonna give me a muggle some I'll see what they got medicine
just look shitty enough that they'll just figure it out
Jesus they died from food poisoning
I think she just pointed me in the direction of like a hospital.
I think I might have come off a little more ill than I wanted to.
Oh, thank you for having me.
I was more so looking for a...
Thank you so much.
Hey, what's up?
I can get for my tummy vibes.
All right, the pharmacy don't work.
Next best option.
The guy who sells cigarettes.
myself just some bread and what I assume is the equivalent of like a
Gatorade or something for me and Michael which hopefully he hasn't thrown up but
I'm guessing he did in the hotel room seems like Michael's feeling alright so
we're just gonna chill in here that's all you know what the trip is
Tonight something I will figure that out.
Dude, that fucking sucks!
Who wants more bread?
I feel so bad for them.
Dude, it was that weird tasting bread, bro.
I'm thinking because we got it early tonight, but in solidarity. I'm probably like
I don't like I really start tomorrow. What do you think, bud?
We're so fucked, that feels so bad.
Still really good progress, though.
Wow another great episode amazing alright I know it's a bit early but I think I'm gonna
start Resident Evil I'm a little bit bigger than you that's why I don't
get like never no opening no I have to get it I have to get it oh don't open
cases just buy the skins that you want
Sign back to back back to back back to back
That's why you suck oh my gosh, yeah, they're rare. Yeah, I don't have any gloves. They're more worth a knife
dang
Amazing
And it's because it's so true. We all know this we buy a skin on the Chinese marketplace and we're like
So beautiful
And it's because it's so true
Boy I'm playing Resident Evil
So excited
So excited, okay, maybe one more one more
This space video are a thousand patterns. This is most likely what you will see some blue spots here
Some blue spots here, but you see check this out three two one. Yeah
What you see look when you hold it in game ice on the booty ice on the shaft
We have a scar at the tip which gives it its name the example that you're looking at right now
So for one nearly
Did you say hold this out here's out is out is out is out of your radio
Look you see how nice that is a beautiful skin
You guys ready for some
some gaming
Some horror gaming. Should I turn my lights off?
It's time. Yeah, okay. Let me lower my uh, in preparation. Rhonda, thanks for 20 months.
Okay, I'm gonna close my blinds and everything.
It's hard when you get ironed completely dark during the day, so that's the best I can
do.
Okay, so I'm still a squirting grace.
Yes.
Wow, Johnny!
Yes.
Wow, Johnny!
Thank you for the 20 gifted.
Thank you.
Thanks, Johnny.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, didn't Grace fuck?
Not Grace, Ashley.
Sorry.
Oh, yeah, my in-ear monitors.
Sorry, not Grace.
That's from Requiem.
OK.
Now I can get the fully immersive experience.
Oh, I hate- I can even hear like the-
I can hear every single sound.
Bazuma, thank you for 13 months.
So fucking loud in my ears.
Every blonde woman is just grace.
No!
It's just, I remembered her name from the other game and my brain got it all switched up.
That's all.
Alright.
Hello, Ashley.
I did not forget your name and mix you up with the other lady.
I don't remember
Was locked
What the hell didn't I have like 200 SMG ammo? I guess I already used it all
That thing must be ammo like crazy
Okay, this is a shortcut so I can go back to the
The Dealer if I need to.
Sounds so creepy.
What's going on in here?
A bunch of black fountains.
Okay, so I need some kind of key for this.
Oh shit, there's more
Oh my god, they got her.
I'm coming for you.
Yo blood splatter, thank you for the gifted.
Oh my god, they got her again.
Keep coming.
Go right.
Bro
I don't know what I'm doing.
There's archer guys, I don't know where the fuck they are.
I see them, okay.
I've had a running low on bullets again!
hear them chanting where are they oh I love this
the residents are so evil
oh shit there's more down here
I knew it.
Hello?
Holy shit, I wasted so much ammo.
I thought I could knock off his helmet or something.
Look away!
I'm out of flashbangs that sucks I'm out of flashbangs that sucks
Let's see if I can craft any, uh, yes I can, I'm just going to make flash grenades, saves
a lot of ammo, I'm going to combine these two, alright, and I will make more handgun
Oh, Ashley, you're looking lovely today.
Alright, this needs the same key as the one upstairs.
Looks like...
Oh, looks like he's holding it!
Perfect, the Halo Wheel.
All right, that's all we needed
Actually is always ugly. Why would you say that she's so cute
Very cute
Oh shit.
Move!
Oh shit! Oh shit!
Oh shit.
This is kissing!
I'm sorry, I must have slipped.
Another one?
You're serious.
Yeah, I'm fine.
Alright, sweet.
Everyone's fine, we survive another day.
Oh
Shit
Holy shit, hurry up Leon.
I miss?
Man, I fucking saw it.
Holy shit.
You okay?
I'm quite low on ammo, I will probably go, um, see if I can replenish it out of the shop.
You make Leon look bad?
How, dude?
I killed them!
I finished it!
What's the problem?
Awesome.
What's the problem?
You guys are so damn dramatic.
So freaking dramatic.
You actually do. How?
How?
I'm doing fine. In my opinion.
That is a bunch of haters.
You're just jealous that you're not playing as Leon right now, it's so freaking obvious.
Any haters in chat?
Everybody here!
Everybody here!
All of you!
Good luck to you, stranger.
Things on sale stranger. I don't always
Good luck to you stranger
Dazzled are you combat in it?
All right, let's go
Let's go.
Camera's covering the hull.
Is this a better spot?
I remember where I had it the other day.
Yeah, should be better.
I never got low, though.
Super low, anyway.
I did get blown half but not super low.
The music is so creepy.
I actually...
Okay. Okay. I'm hunting for loot.
The music like that, this area feels extra evil.
Oh, another wheel thing.
I don't know if the voice is getting louder.
Thirty submachine gun ammo is like nothing.
It's going to get more flashed, I think.
So Darth Marquise, thank you for three months. Welcome back.
Oh, there's more of them.
Can we get up here?
please madam no problem she has to do it I think you're gonna be okay yeah I got
this she is not going to be okay
I'll cover you don't stop
Oh shit, I wasted bullet
Be careful
Oh shit, dude, why are you running straight to them?
What are you doing?
Oh my god.
Hang on, I've got you.
one down. Oh my god.
Okay, get back here.
All right, she's fine, now we can cross.
OK.
And I'm very dangerously low on ammo.
That's your rate.
Yeah.
Thanks.
All right.
Sweet.
Can I craft any ammo?
I think I kind of need some.
I have a feeling that there's going to be a fight suit or something and I don't have
a lot of ammo.
What a pre-court yard.
Oh, look at all these resources it's giving me.
It's locked?
Okay, um, oh, we can boost over.
Come on.
No problem.
You got this Ashley
Oh, God.
Must have eaten some of that one wooden bread.
Look somewhere in place.
You okay?
I think so.
Uh oh.
Oh
Ashley, don't run away! Don't run away! No! No! Come back! We can fix you! We can fix
you! No! No! No, why would you do this? Oh, we're on chapter end. No way. God damn it,
Now we gotta go save her again.
Hello?
Hello?
Was there?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Dammit.
Well?
Not good
Ashley go math updated oh
My god, why would you run off by yourself?
In a castle for all these for all these weird cultists. We're literally all of them try to grab you and run off with you
Oh, my head fucking died.
Yeah, I am.
How did you know?
Welcome.
Got some rare things on sale.
Oh, he's got a new handgun.
That cat's in your pocket for your life.
I can't afford to get though.
Maybe I'll save for it.
I don't know if I need more bullets right now.
I think I'll save for it.
These guys dead? I don't think they are. What is this?
This is messed up
There's loads of door there I'm feeling this one will be locked
Won't open how predictable
It sounds like there's a fuck ton of people in that room, but it wants me to bolt over.
I'm scared.
The voice of pestilence dwells in the flames, leading the pitiful souls to salvation.
the Crimson Flames to its rightful place for you shall be enlightened in the path revealed!
Is this the Crimson Flame? Flame?
So, um, this one's missing a lantern. And then it will open that door, I guess.
So, oh fuck, I'm out of Sniper ammo.
Gloria Las Plagas!
What does Gloria Las Plagas mean? Glory to the...
What does Plagas?
She's kinda gonna walk by her now.
He's running away.
He's getting away.
Close up.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Wait, this is it?
I'm not making a lot.
Let's use this, and then we're just gonna just go and do one of these.
Out of the way.
Oh shit, I'm having trouble.
I've got no heals, great.
Uh...
Here you go.
Any more?
I got the lantern. I would
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Bro, if it makes me redo that whole thing, I'm gonna be so mad.
Fuck, I greeded out, man. I sure just ran.
I think it's gonna make me redo it.
Holy shit.
There's no way.
Oh, that's so annoying.
Uh, okay.
Let's make another flash, I guess.
Let me see if I can, I could just snipe that guy at the beginning, that would be, I don't
of it matters actually yeah I got something new for you oh my body armor what
you see is what I'm gonna save for that actually I was gonna buy some more
crafting materials but I want to save now
this is messed up
I even use I use my shotgun
I'm going to kill you!
Gloria Las Plagas!
Gloria Las Plagas!
Are you doing this?
Just don't mind me.
Gloria Las Plagas
Monkey
Gloria Las Vegas
I'm reading out like crazy
Now I could leave or I could just bleed out and try to form everything.
Not bad, right?
Oh shit
I need to know that was there, and there's more, can I get them all?
Sounds like I got them all, I'm very low and not Sam though.
I guess I could have snuck upstairs and dropped the chandelier and all the guys in the middle.
I just weren't forced it as usual, like an idiot.
Yay!
I really need heels.
OK, this is a shortcut.
Perfect
Back to my merchant may be I can afford the new gun now. Oh, no, I definitely don't have enough
Why not I
Use all the save slots
Well, I don't want to ship this off.
A deal well struck.
Holy shit, rich.
Come back any time.
Key items.
Let's put this shit in here.
Perfect.
And this one.
Put that in there.
Welcome
Thank you anything else I can get um
The black tail that's an exemplary fire on right there. I'm not the best
But you make you an ideal companion, I just bought it you said not the best
Sentinel nine in the black tail
Well it is kind of shit, but I don't have any upgrades on it yet.
It seems like the base damage is pretty high.
Should I just sell the Sentinel-9?
Probably right?
And then upgrade the Blacktail?
Oh, it sells for a lot.
Okay.
I'll pay a pretty penny rock and launcher. Holy shit
Now let's upgrade
Try that on the side we're starting to get an idea of your taste hi
You'll pit the great things for the three months
Oh, space invader, thanks for seven months.
Thank you.
Where should I come from?
Wait, I have no ammo at all.
Uh-oh.
It's like hard difficulty, right?
Um, that's okay.
I think it'll be fine.
Yeah, no heals, no ammo, and, uh, Ashley's still missing.
Oh, I do have some shotgun ammo.
Also, I want to change the shortcut to five.
Oh, Ashley, where'd you go?
Why did you leave?
You can stop right there, Leon.
It's Ada Wong!
Well, after six years, there is one hell of a greeting.
You don't seem to know each other.
Interesting.
Try using knives next time.
Better for close encounters.
Not a bad move.
Very smooth.
It's like there's four of them fighting.
You know I don't work in town.
Doesn't it?
Leave the girl. She's lost no matter what.
You walk away now, and who knows?
Maybe you'll live to meet me again.
And then I might get you that greeting you were looking for.
You think I'm gonna give up?
My greeting?
right how about we continue this discussion another time okay well whatever
you want I guess it's fine by me
last person I thought I'd run to here and just like that she's gone like the
and let the graphic stone be okay guess I'm looking for a bunch of slabs got
I got stone d.
Now I'm missing stone something.
Jimbo, thanks for the gifted.
Thank you Jimbo.
I went extravagan clock.
Oh, is that soup?
Oh my god.
A brass pocket watch with the graphic stone C. All right, got everything I need.
Errm, wait, this doesn't seem right.
Do I need it?
Is there another stone?
Because it looks like too red and too blue.
Maybe they have stuff on the back.
Oh, God.
Are they not supposed to match?
That one's already in like that, so that one's probably correct, right?
Oh, wait.
Okay, there are hexagons and squares.
Alright, need to find Ashley.
I heard a bird.
Ashley!
Oh, it's still moving!
It's still moving!
Illuminados 3-2, hear the signal echo through the mountains.
Rocks become gravel, and the castle walls crumble.
Behold the crimson shade of the night sky!
A river of tainted blood befouls the sea!
Sacrifice your life in the blood of your enemy!
A tone for your ancient sins!
That's so awesome, dude.
I guess hope that was the shadow or whatever it was was crawling with a wall.
A small key.
Yay.
OK.
Christ.
I'm scared.
I already thought.
I sniped it
Paint those fuck-ass spiders, bro
There's probably be more of those aren't there
Oh, it's you! Oh no! There's an enemy here that's speaking to me!
Goodbye friend.
And a Emmy wave.
End blow! Thanks for 17 months, welcome back.
I wonder if Mr. Kennedy...
...you're a big black man with a few cold hands.
She said meeting you once was enough.
I was a big man, and it was quite tight.
Something like that.
Last week, the evil powers came to a special fight.
Did they install the intercom just for that so he could laugh at me?
I shouldn't have checked if there was anything under that first.
I feel like now...
bad
I dunno
AHHHHHHH
AHHHHained
My game froes!
My game froes!
My game froes!
My game froes!
My game fro...
Hello
driveway
silent
the
you
to
you
military
Oh my god.
That was fucking terrifying.
Where are all these sounds coming from?
Guys, there's some kind of cover here.
Oh
Many slimy
And I'm having more shopping bullets
I
Do you scared me why are you wearing fishnet or more out of the way
Oh, God.
It's too scary.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I need you.
One down.
Let's go.
I'm still uncomfortably low on channel.
Don't really like that.
We'll get some SMG ammo, I guess.
Another sundal thing back here.
Seems good.
Yo, Lutronae, thank you for the three months.
Welcome back.
I need to stop with that, I guess.
I'll see if I can go over there.
I was hoping to save Savannah
I'm just breathing all heavy like that.
There's another one, I'm just going to go ahead and pull it back on.
It's usually what I'm supposed to do.
What?
I
Hear another guy there is
I
Ammo yay
And so thanks for getting ammo
Yo SB skakashi, thank you for the prime welcome
Just continue up, right?
Oh.
Oh!
Oh, no!
Another one.
You guys are really starting to hit my giant pain line ass.
I just supposed to run or what?
Like, damn, bro.
I'm just breaking it up running, I'm just breaking it up running, oh shit.
Oh shit, this is like a maze.
There's a lot of them.
Oh my god, that's crazy
Keep Leon alive. Yeah, I don't know why he hates me so bad
They like I'm so chill Leon's such a nice guy
I
Stop following me
Why does it turn so damn slow?
I'm telling you one shot
Oh my god, it's locked is it I can't tell it looks dirty
I have to go back and use the cannon, I guess.
I've got four bullets.
I think I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
Okay, all right, open for traffic, excuse me
Time to skedaddle now I remember
Run, we are dead!
Well, he's gone for now.
But is he really dead or will he be back for more?
We made it.
Where the fuck is Ashley? I almost forgot about her.
Where's she been?
How did she even get here by herself? That's what I want to know.
Shit's spreading.
I haven't. I wasn't myself anymore.
Stop crying. Don't be sad.
I'm sure it's been terrifying, I know.
You too?
It's okay to be afraid, you know.
But you can't run.
You gotta keep moving forward.
We will beat this together.
I don't know if I can.
You can.
Just give me heads up before you stare at me next time, okay?
Thanks.
She's the president's daughter and a terrible human being.
She's not that bad! What? She's just scared.
She's not that bad! What? She kinda sucks.
What? She's not that bad!
Louis! Hello!
Screwed up come to my rescue Prince charming. I'll show you charming pal
Yo, Joey strong bully. Thanks for 52 months. Oh yellow herb. Let's go
That is big
Anything else I can loot?
A green herb.
Let's go ahead and combine that.
Whoa!
Thank you for the 20 gifted.
Holy shit.
Thanks, Oaf.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Is this the way to the ballroom?
Is this the way that I came?
I think it is, yeah.
Thank you, Oaf.
Thank you so, so much.
So kind.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I think that's the way that we originally came from.
Nice, one powder.
I will make more flashes.
Oh wait, I don't have more crafting stuff.
Webweb, thanks for the raid.
I'm getting lots of good stuff.
I can see that!
I can see that you think I'm fucking blind
But not that one
Boogie
Boogie
Like a rat in a maze
Oh, flash grenade.
Lovely.
In the stop end?
No.
Yo, Star Crash, thanks for subbing.
Welcome.
Why'd the dogs have a grenade?
I don't know, there's a whole laundry on this.
Oh, I see.
Okay.
All right, Ashley.
All right, Ashley, you stay there and do that.
Be careful.
I can just weaver there, right?
She's probably fine.
Wait, where are you going?
Wait, I think I just fucked up.
lever there I just felt like fine. Where are you going? Wait, I think I just fucked up.
Don't leave me. I won't let it go back down.
I just saw the, actually I'm going to check out this side and then I'll go back up.
I got a red, green, yellow, more HP.
That's the good one.
You all right?
Yeah, not big deal.
I hear one of those fuck-ass dolls, but where is it?
got it. All right. Come on. Got it.
one
Shit takes so much ammo to kill those guys
Those dogs and I have a flash grenade
These damn dogs are eating up all my bullets
I should have tried to flash the dog.
Ooh, Ellicott chessboard.
This is where it was before, I think.
Oh, there's a ladder.
Can I open this though?
Okay, short cut unlocked, I think.
More way back.
Alright.
One more flag down.
One more to go.
Meow meow meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Here, hold us down.
Hang on, you stay here.
And this time I won't immediately jump down.
Alright, let's find that flag.
It's literally right here.
The cold showers trick when you lose games works wonders.
T.A. checks.
No, it's just torture.
The cold showers are just torture.
Alright, you'll miss your sea fall, thanks for the sound.
Dude, I have no ammo.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, Ashley Ashley
Wait, I'm stuck
Ashley I have the bomb don't worry
Ashley where you standing still?
Ashley watch out.
Ashley.
You okay?
Yeah.
She's fine.
I'll have to get back.
Samantha, thanks for subbing.
And Brian James, thank you for the prime.
I hear dogs again.
Run Ashley!
Ashley, just get to the door.
I would never trust Emmy with my life with that stunt.
I knew she wasn't going to die!
I hit him with the AOE!
Ooh, pretty.
Alright. Yo, Lurk Loom, thank you for the prime.
Alright, I wish you guys...
He still got the rocket launcher, but I don't know if...
It's Jim Lord, nine thanks for four months.
Without the necessary funds, I'm afraid we don't have a deal
Oh wait, I could upgrade my knife even-
Oh wait, I could upgrade everything even though now
Oh shit, I must be reaching the lathe pin for some shit
I'll see you, Brian
Thank you
Why does my game think I'm using controller?
I gotta upgrade my handgun for sure
You are welcome back anytime
Next level upgrades got some good news mate. I recently procured some high quality tools
Now I can do more nasty upgrades on those weapons ears and make them seem louder for the right price of course
Give us a shout if you're interested
more upgrades
Blue medallions for those annoying blue medallions are up one. I should I want them gone
Let us show them that we're not afraid and we want to stand for this. There's six of them
I'm going to check out the main hall first.
Oh wait, there's an elevator here too.
This must be for the gun range, right?
I lost.
Classic.
No good.
Look, there's a statue over here.
Yo, low-kink one.
Thank you for the gift.
It's, uh, thank you so much.
Oh, is this headless?
OK, it's missing three heads, it looks like.
And there's a symbol on the wall.
Oh, a snake head, a lion head, and a ram head.
This is like such a classic Resident Evil building.
Rats have infested a section of the castle
and are gnawing away at all the precious books.
But those heretics couldn't care less.
Please, someone get rid of these bourbon forts too late.
OK, so I'm also rat exterminating.
OK, this door opens.
Where else can I go?
Well, this door, oh, I thought that was a guy.
It's a suit of armor.
Holy shit.
Yay, ammo.
Yay, ammo.
Yay ammo, holy shit we are so back.
We are so back.
I don't have a good amount or anything, but okay I can also go here.
So many options, where do I go first?
I guess I'll go here first.
This is such a beautiful place!
There can't be creepy, creepy dead guys walking around in here.
Oh my god, I hear a bug.
It's locked.
It's locked.
Wait, I see one of the heads that I need.
All right.
Gotcha, bitch.
This looks too easy.
It's just right there for me to grab.
Oh, uh-oh.
I smoke too soon.
No!
It's a tragedy
Oh
I
of
the
death
of
death
of
Oh
In there
I've got one bull-
AHHHHHHH!
Nooooo!
Guys, I am basically out of everything.
I'm completely out of my mind.
The body armor's not looking good.
The shotgun just made him explode in half.
I am completely out of bullets.
This is great.
Um.
Okay.
It's a little cheaper.
Let's do it again.
I have some.
Wow, Donjags!
Thanks for 114 months, holy shit.
Holy shit, that's an OG.
Thanks, Donjags.
Thank you, thank you.
It's a long ass time.
Thank you. It's a long-ass time.
Any stuff I can grab to heal there?
Come on. Okay.
Oh, and I can break this.
Gunpowder. Lovely.
We will make more handgun ammo.
Let's see what else we can have around here.
How do I enjoy the game?
I like it.
I am realizing maybe it's not that I don't like horror games, maybe I just don't like
bad, bad games.
I still, my opinion is still that most horror games are bad.
They don't do anything but try to scare you.
Everything about the game is bad.
Like the graphics are bad, the combat is bad.
But this game isn't bad.
Although I still don't like getting stressed, but I feel like it's worth it if the game is good.
Like the combat's fun.
And uh...
You know...
Story's pretty good, Sam.
But it's not that bad.
But I still don't want to play a lot of horror games.
I don't like horror slob I knew it was gonna be too easy to walk up and grab that head
I got the goat head. Two more heads to go.
Okay. I'm not there bro. I said. Oh my god. I saved that. Watch out. He decides to crouch
down right here.
Sorry.
Must have slipped.
Oh my goodness.
She has nowhere to go.
She could have ran behind me.
Why would she run where I'm shooting?
Okay.
Okay.
Where I'm shooting
Hey
Decent and oh now
Let me consult the picture the ram head goes on the right
So this one right here
Alright, now we need two more, the light and the snake.
Let me reload all my guns.
Where's the snake head when I hear a rat?
All right, two more rats to go.
It's all caged up.
Statue of some snakes.
Why don't we get it open?
Huh, dining hall.
Sit here, Ashley.
Here.
No thanks.
Just have a seat.
Why doesn't it let me tell her where it's set?
Is there a certain one that she needs to sit at?
Find the Ashley puzzle.
Uh...
Oh.
The queen sits at the one with the black bottle.
Well, yeah.
But I'm not used to having such good company.
Is that that compliment?
There's grapes.
Take it however you want.
Oh, the queen's plate is empty.
That's so sad.
She doesn't get to eat.
OK, so you sit at this one, Ashley.
OK.
And then how do I tell which one?
The king gets bread and wine.
And I am the king.
I shall see.
Oh wait, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
You stay where you are.
You stay right where you were.
You're not getting shit.
No problem.
Ashley, you should hear.
Oh wait, aren't there two of them with bread and wine
for the king?
What's the difference then?
Oh, he has no, wait, he has a glass.
Three knives and three forks.
Three knives and three forks.
Ah, it's the pants, this one's.
I am the king, so I must sit here.
It is better climb, yay!
Looks like we figured it out.
Why'd she scream at me like that?
Lay on!
That was way easier than the other one.
I thought I was gonna have to fight again.
Alright, so now we to consult the puzzle.
The serpent head goes in the back.
Looks like we're still missing a piece.
Yes we are.
That's just a great observation.
Now we just have the lion head to find.
I don't like being on this armor.
I bet she could use it like a bulletproof vest.
Little old fashioned for my taste.
What are you talking about?
Actually, I almost called her a race.
She's pretty dashing.
She's flirting with me.
Oh, a small key.
I'm going to break a herb, a crapfus, and I will also make some more ham and ham balls.
Great.
There it is!
The lion head!
Ready to grab looks completely safe
Looks safe enough to me
What come on you can't be serious
Oh, are they flash bangable?
No.
Ah!
Oh, now they're flash bangable.
Oh my god.
At least I know now.
My armor's broken.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
At least I know now.
My armor's broken.
Oh, they don't like the lanterns- How am I supposed to use that, Grace?
Oh, sorry, Ashley.
Keep forgetting your name, I feel bad.
She's so nice, too.
I get it night-night night's good one
Leon!
Good one.
Leon!
Dude, I'm coming too!
Okay, I'm here!
You may jump into my arms like a princess.
My hero.
You sure you're alright?
You're not burned, are you?
No.
Thanks for your help.
Yeah, good job Ashley. Sorry I keep calling you Grace.
Ashley.
Okay.
Very cool lock.
Come on.
Hang on.
A cubic device.
I don't think they're gonna move, do you?
Oh, I hear a rat. Oh, I see it. I am the exterminator. Wait, where'd it go?
One more rat to go.
Oh, we're back here. Okay, perfect. I'm gonna save before anything else.
You have the stench of the stench of battle. It's that small I probably smells like shit
Saying I stink huh
Hell yeah
Oh shit!
Uh oh.
Ashley, run!
I won't run away from Leon.
Uh-oh.
Well, I guess I gotta make my way over there.
Yo, Raider Ken, thanks for nine months.
Oh, wait, I'm playing as her now.
I probably have to play like pure stealth as her right.
Oh god, man.
Oh my god, dude.
Nano, thank you for the prime.
Oh my god, okay, well.
Stealth is really not my forte.
This is scary.
Wait, a rat, I need to kill it.
I guess I can't, I don't have a gun or anything.
Leon Charlie's giving her a knife or something, you know, for if this ever happened.
What's that ticking sound she came and break vases
Way to the hidden mausoleum the resting forebears answered for the chosen time if the is the
The Lord's blessing you seek, have courage and fear no darkness, the chosen time.
Okay, um.
So, nine, oh, nine?
Oh wait, oh.
Okay.
I can't figure out what the time is, I guess.
The chosen time.
I
Goosh
Hey
I'm surprised I haven't seen any, any weirdos.
What was that?
I'm scared, bro.
Ooh, a crank!
A hidden staircase?
Honestly, to a secret room or something.
A secret room? That sounds promising.
I'm so fucking creepy, bro.
Bunch of keys!
What was that?
Something's walking around for sure, right?
You're the nicest person ever!
Thanks for 38 months.
Uh, oh wait, that looks like the cube that Leon picked up, doesn't it?
But he has it.
Monka.
No, wait.
It's coming this way!
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
What do I do?
Um.
Um.
This is my chance.
Oh no, I'm so cooked.
Which one is it?
This one.
Damn it.
It's this one.
Damn it.
It's this one.
Go, go, go, go.
There was something about you!
What the hell?
Oh no.
Oh no.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
a typewriter yeah just yell when you're trying not to get caught the insignia the
key to getting out of confounded place is the Salazar family insignia to find
I must venture to where that cursed armor awaits the underground mausoleum.
Oh merciful lord, enact your rice just as upon the wicked usurper, the maniacal monster,
Ramon Salazar, and may your blessed blue light protect you forever faithful servant.
Uh-oh.
What's this slot for?
It's broken.
Another clock.
Another cube thing.
There's a lot of blood on the floor here.
1104.
1104 clock.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Could it be?
No, that would be too simple.
Could it be no that would be too simple instead of broken, right?
As I'm gonna be honest, I haven't run an analog clock in years
I know I saw another clock on the smoke.
It was another one.
It would be 1104 for that one too.
Sounds like there's stuff going on down there.
What did it say?
I said they don't like the blue light, right?
Oh.
Can I use this?
Nope.
Um.
Maybe he'll hit it.
Look at the light!
Is it coming up or no?
I don't know!
Edward Loyne, thank you for the prime!
Hello?
Maybe he just doesn't see me.
We chill?
We are not chill!
in love with you
am i just supposed to avoid him like
okay apparently not am i supposed to make you make him hit the lamp like
Oh, am I going to use the lantern?
Oh.
It's all good.
Nice.
Nice.
That's the lantern.
It does have the blue-white one.
Run.
Oh.
That's the lantern that does have the blue and white in it.
Run.
Oh.
I have enough time?
I'm scared, boy.
He sounds like he's going pretty fast.
Okay, this is where I just was, right?
I'm trying to get back to the original clock door, I think.
Okay.
Where did I originally come in from?
I'm not sure if you can hear it.
Oh.
Uh.
I don't think I need to be a star here.
a perfume bottle. How exciting.
Sounds like there's more than one.
Okay, so this one could be a 11042 I would assume because I don't remember seeing any other thing.
Yeah.
Yay.
Another elevator.
Come on. Come on.
Oh, that's a little bit too much.
I'm going to go down.
Yeah.
Come on! Come on!
Haha!
There they are!
Oh thank god!
I am done with them!
Err, there's so many armor sets down here!
Didn't I just say I was done- I'm scared.
Oh my fucking god, this looks like those gong things.
So bird, stag, fish snake.
fucking puzzle
Oh, thanks for 60 months
It feels like torture, Ashley, to me, but it's kind of fucked up.
He's fine, though. He's doing great. He's got no blue lantern.
Oh my fucking god, there's more to do.
The heck?
It's like a place that I have to put my lantern, but the patterns are wrong.
I see.
OK, which one's the star?
Which one do I have right now?
I have the circle one.
OK, so here.
And I have the crescent moon and the star.
No, I have no lantern anymore.
Oh, it's the crest.
Okay, no, no, don't go out. Oh, the lanterns! The lanterns went out! Run! Why is this happening?
Let me through. Okay, good night. Stay still.
She actually made it out.
Where'd the ones go that were here before?
Like, what am I supposed to do there?
Just let them come down, I guess.
He's flying.
Ah!
Run.
Oh.
I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I
Don't remember how to get back to the room with the insignia is this one
Oh, there's so many footsteps.
Okay, I gotta go all the way forward, it looks like.
I
Guys I'm lost
It's up here, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
It's the stairs on the right?
No, it's here, right?
Because that's where Leon is, and that's where the insignia is.
Well that was a shortcut, oh man.
Like no other way.
Oh my fucking god, bro.
Oh
You're right
Leon!
Leon!
Ashley, you all right?
Yeah. Give me a sec. I'll get you out.
Aki!
Hey, try this.
Can you make it down I can catch you
Yeah, I think so
What awful timing
Well, Leon, you gotta go save her again.
How many more times are you gonna have to save her?
Glorialas plagas.
Wow, that was just a whole ash shot.
What the hell?
What was that?
Sorry, nothing yet.
But my little helper is creating quite the commotion.
Everything will work out just fine.
He's a good boy.
Predictable.
Is she talking about Leon?
Fun.
about Leon. Oh my. Oh my. Oh, there goes Ashley. What's she even doing? Well, finally
on again. She's calling me.
Okay, let him go.
Daddy poor daddy. Thanks for 39 months. Head for the throne room.
Okay, so that's back the way that I haven't been yet. Makes sense.
I have something I think you like. Welcome. Got some rare things on sale, stranger.
anything else I can help you with easy holy shit repairing my shit is so
expensive let's see the punisher laser sight
these curiosity treasure map the leather case
gunpowder
Exclusive upgrade ticket.
What do I need for my treasures?
I need three of the square ones.
I want to see my shotgun you'll fire rescue guys. Thank you for the gift
I'm just trying to decide.
Try that on for size.
Dazzled, are you?
Our craftsmanship demands no death.
Anything else I can help.
There you are. Don't get yourself killed now.
Oh, is that my rifle?
That's fine.
Did you get some kind of room
Salad the audience yes
Oh a ride we get to go on a ride like we're on amusement park
Dude help me
How fun.
A crown!
Wow, that's going to be worth a lot once I put the gemstones in it probably.
Amazing.
I know. Holy shit. Uh, wow, we got a long way to go. Wait, I run to cross all the way
back through all this you went the wrong way I guess this is just supposed to be a
a thing connecting them I was like really have to go all the way back to that
where they...
Ops!
Um, guys, I think I went the wrong way again.
How do I get back to the ferry ride?
Oh no, I fucked up!
Oh, here we go.
Ah!
OK, back to the ferry.
Oh my gosh.
Your anonymous, thanks for five gifted subs.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
OK, uh, yeah, OK.
I
See holy shit. Yeah, I went backwards. I was like what the fuck man
Why not
But now how do I owe this way right?
I
Actually what I was called her grace again
Fucking monsters
Jesus, uh, Re-Re-Roo!
Thanks for five months, I know.
Okay, well this is locked.
It's great.
I'm guessing everything.
How are we?
Oh, a big-ass clock.
Maybe that's where we're heading later.
Chronicles of Pursuit 1, July, two years
since my awakening.
Master Ramon has bestowed upon me
a truly righteous undertaking
to improve upon the flaws in our human form,
to seek perfection as observed
in our anthropotos siblings.
To this cause I shall willingly devote my life,
January, four years since my awakening.
My efforts to transfuse the black liquid
into the body are at the precipice of success.
The womb is the key.
A pure soul proves to be a highly malleable and adaptive
subject.
January, six years since my awakening,
I have named these sacred larvae,
carried in the wombs of the chosen.
UII, or U2, wait, U2, after my own.
They shall carry the prestige of my family name,
as if I had spawned them of my own flesh.
The U2 are now close to the size of adult humans,
and they continue to feed and multiply.
I have successfully created a new species.
Master Ramon has recognized my efforts
and blessed me with his praise.
He has taken to YouTube, calling them no vista door,
meaning the unseen.
I've been told that his holiness, Lord Sadler himself,
has also expressed pleasure with my work.
What an extraordinary honor this is!
I can hardly see the tip of my quill
through the tears of joy.
His humble servant, Isadro Uriarte Calavera.
Wow, that was, um, I forgot everything already.
So he made a bunch of bugs, basically.
Can make more ammo.
This is creepy.
You are really slacking on your best control.
Fuck you, Ramon.
He really likes his bugs.
Watch a bitch.
Oval Securo, thank you for six months.
Oh, six months in advance.
Wow, thank you.
I'm gonna go for the next 6-1s I guess.
And then I'll soccer.
I already used a ton of ammo.
And I hate bugs.
I got a healing spray in my...
I have a healing spray.
That was my last one.
Yeah, no.
Oh!
This looks important.
One layer of gate is open, but there's a second layer.
Oh!
Oh, then he's gone.
I hear another bug, but I don't see it.
Yo, Eleanor!
Thank you for the raid, I know!
Ah, shit.
I
Don't have any flashes
They are pretty useful, and they save ammo.
Oh my god.
I like when you shoot them in midair and they just teleport to the floor.
Very silly.
Oh my god, are they just never ending?
I got four handgun bullets left.
I don't know where it is!
Bro, this place is like a crazy maze, I'm so lost.
I'm going to go back to the other one.
I'm going to go back to the other one.
Oh my god, not this asshole again.
I
What that's it you're not gonna say anything else a grenade
Yo, high wings! 17 months!
Boo.
Everyone's always trying to scare me with the resubs, tapping Boo and shit.
Um...
Oh, yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, wait.
It's the guys from earlier.
I'm scared.
I don't have a lot of ammo.
I don't know what that light was
about to do.
Let me reload, let me reload, let me reload.
Jesus.
What?
Is that one of the one of those guys is blind right or they both blind?
I don't remember.
They're both blind.
I'm gonna die.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Ah!
Excuse me.
Hold on just a second while I mix these up and eat it.
Change me.
And I'm gonna go back.
Okay, one of them has a weak spot on the back.
Hello?
I thought you might see that just right.
I'm gonna have to redo this. I fucked up so bad at the beginning.
I need to rethink my strategy
I
Another hand grenade.
Oh
Yeah, I'm glad you're here.
Good.
You please die.
I still have my shotgun shells oh shit oh my god
down here.
Please don't be down here.
Oh my god, bro, that was so lucky.
I'll keep
fight each other
Did they hurt each other?
I'm so scared
Did they hear it?
Oh wait, I have more heels.
I thought I used it all.
Okay, I should be fine actually. I thought I was fucked.
I have two grenades.
If I can get them to group up.
Did they hear me throw it?
It doesn't make any sense.
So, um, like, guys hit him and then run, or what?
I backed at him
Oh, they hit nothing each other are there more bells
I'm just gonna walk up and shock him one on the back and then run away.
I'm scared expose your back
They're fighting each other again
Like how many damn hits do you need?
Oh, there's a bell here.
guys where are they guys
He does not care. Oh, I think one of them is dead
Okay, that makes it a lot easier
Okay, man.
Can we see your butt?
Can we see that?
I don't think that.
That's such a annoying fight.
Okay, they're both gone now.
Dude, that took forever.
God.
If I saw the bells earlier, it probably could have been way quicker, but I was like, why
does that have to kite them around like that?
I'm dumb.
Yay!
Oh
No
Shit what the fuck did I do to her?
No!
Do not resist, my dear.
It serves only back your suffering.
All the worse.
Uh-oh.
Please, please!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ashley!
Aquí nos despedimos, señor Genetí.
I
Another day
Hang in there Ashley I'm coming for you
Whoa
How the hell are you going to get on this one Leon?
Leave up the ghost, huh?
What is this place?
Talk about sticking the landing good one, bro
He's so silly.
What the hell?
It's like a little frog running by.
Where the fuck are we?
This is gonna get me sick till I stop it.
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go? Just browse.
I
I hate bugs. I hate bugs. I hate bugs. I can't grab that.
I got it.
Body armor's not looking great.
Prisoners note, another one dead.
How long has it been since I was thrown down here?
The meager scraps of food provided in the beginning are gone and they don't give us
more.
of hunger and thirst are unbearable. Most have resorted to drinking the black water.
The first to turn was Hermino. He was so weak that he couldn't even walk,
but then suddenly became mad. By the time his rampage ended, two were dead. I think we
shouldn't drink that dark liquid. Dear Abelardo has also passed, though he fought until the
very end. The only thing I can do now is honor the bodies and pray that their souls
find peace. Oh Lord, why do you test us so?
Oh, another crown.
So cool.
Yeah, yellow herb.
Oh shit, well I give you a break
Leslie kill rats. I think I missed a rat in the uh the palace area
The red herb
Now I have the super, super good one.
You don't hear that?
I might be like a doll here, but I don't see it.
Oh, it's a treasure.
Nice.
You have the stench of battle on you, mate.
Welcome.
What you buying?
Okay.
Well, you got to sell.
Oh, I can make heavy grenades.
Do I want that though?
Oh, I can make heavy grenades.
Do I want that, though?
Holy shit, these need a lot of gems.
I'll buy almost anything.
Anything else I can help you with?
I'll pair my armor and my knife.
Crossing your teeth, Lizzie.
Okay.
Okay.
You can try.
Okay.
I see you.
I'm never going to find all those, but I still have to feel like I have to shoot them when
I can find them.
liquid nitrogen showers requested by Isidro Uriate Talavera installation of
liquid nitrogen showers that were requested last month has been completed
caution liquid nitrogen is an extremely hazardous substance exposure may
cause blight in this frostbite and death liquid nitrogen showers why I'm
scared. Chronicles of Pursuit 3. May 9 years since my awakening. Upon the release of this
valve, black liquid shall enter my veins and circulate through my entire body. I expect
this will be the most painful experience of my life.
I await the trial with great anticipation.
It is an honor to suffer through the holy labor of rebirth.
The next time I awaken, it will be as true servant
of Master Ramon.
I, aside from Uriate, make this vow.
I will surpass the limitations of man
and become a true servant of God.
I will find the heretics and serve as their executioner.
They're very do- very do-girls.
These people are not right.
Yeah, guys. Deadly. I'm what are you talking about?
Notice about power supply. Out of servant's appliances.
To conserve electricity, the power has been turned off for some equipment,
Including the elevator it can be your store by flipping the circuit breaker looking at the very back of the laboratory
Wow, great. That's so good. Yosushi gaming. Thanks for something
Welcome
Something wrong with power. Okay, so it's out of power. What a classic
Classica
Right
Emerald
What is this supposed to be?
This one's locked.
It's what?
Dude, it can't be.
Am I going through here?
No.
What is coming?
I'm just going to keep flipping these switches.
That seems to be it.
Run.
Keep running.
Just keep running, guys.
Ah!
Where am I supposed to go?
Oh.
I'm so scared.
scared
Power restored
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
We gotta hit the thing.
I don't know what it does.
Yes, yes, yes.
I think he's going.
Keep going, keep going, keep going.
What is this?
Oh no, oh my god.
I'm not gonna make it, I'm not gonna make it, I'm not gonna make it, I'm not gonna make it.
I'm not gonna make it.
Oh, we're stuck.
the elevator it's all the way
what's your move
I'm reloading, kill kill kill kill kill.
I'm reloading again. Kill.
I'm gonna kill her. I'm scared my gun's gonna break.
There you go.
Maybe I can't kill him.
Oh, God!
Oh, my God, he's fast.
Maybe I'm not supposed to kill him.
Holy shit!
I have like no ammo, I might just have to run.
Stopping the loot, so I use all my ammo.
Oh my god, I was not here yet.
They're so slow.
Can you get to here though is the problem?
You're playing hide and seek, you said it?
Ah!
Oh, they're so damn slow!
I'm going to get in here.
My knife's about to break.
The elevator's almost here.
Come on, man, please.
Come on, man, please.
Please, man, please.
Please, man, please.
This is ridiculous!
Can the damn elevator hurt?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, bro. Oh my god!
It's here. It's here.
Why did it take so long?
Dude, he's just gonna fall me into the elevator. Like what is this shit?
I have no ammo now. I didn't even tell him.
The veins are turning black. My ears are breaking.
Your suffering came in just as it has from this daughter who has joined us in communion and now she is of our flesh.
I'll help you.
My faithful disciple will sell out of the path.
Don't know.
Deliver to these fatal children their salvation.
As you wish.
Who's that?
I'll make a cheat for you.
Your chapter over.
Feeling better?
Yeah. Seems like it worked.
Bad news? All we've done is buy you some time.
Suppressants effects will wear off.
I'm too soon.
You ready to go?
Don't worry about me.
Ashley is the priority.
In that case,
we know what we have to do.
Dude, his jacket is so cool.
Hey, come, Sancho Panta!
Let us rescue the Princess Dolfinea!
You gotta hurry yourself.
Hey, that was my dance.
Gamey, hurry, I get it.
Why help me, though?
What's in it for you?
Why does he want to help? And he's in cahoots with Ada. We saw him.
There's a ladder here.
no one be willing to work out in the middle of nowhere.
October 19th.
Those in the castle are always reminding us
to take care of during the excavation,
but a few workers collapsed after inhaling some dust.
There's something going on here
that they've not telling us.
There's too many secrets.
I've started coughing too.
I should sleep.
October 26th, something's really wrong with me.
I threw up blood three more times then.
I'm so weak I can barely move.
Shit, I should have never come here.
I came for the money,
But instead I am the one paying the price.
I'm a terrible father.
I'm so sorry, sweetheart.
You deserve better.
Since morning, head don't work.
Why?
More blood threw up.
Many insects crawling.
I hear a voice!
A fine day to work.
Digging brings me so much joy.
I am full of happiness.
I offer it all to you.
Everything for you, Lord Sadler.
Oh, my.
Yo, not lazy one, thank you for the prime, welcome.
Welcome, welcome.
I have something I think welcome.
I've got something new for ya.
Stranger.
I'll pay a pretty penny for that.
Alright, so you got the striker.
Um...
Why not try your hand at a new gun?
That's good work if I do say so myself.
Try that on for some.
Oh shit, that was expensive.
Come back anytime
Can you turn off cam during we on cutscene a
Little hard for me to put my faith in someone who used to work for umbrella
Like seriously?
Creepy-ass mine shaft.
Explosive storage note. The dynamite has been relocated to the M4's storeroom.
When using explosive, caves in our frequent occurrence keep your distance from the blast zone and the event of a disaster can be immediately.
Alright. Uh, Clouty McFly, thanks for the sub. Thank you.
I need something to put in there, I guess.
Dynamite should be down this way.
Oh my fucking god, there's zombies down here too.
Looks like we've got company. What do you want to do?
Just taking a few out a little bit easier
Change thoughts
What am I what do you want me to do man? I'm in like the worst spot of my wife.
Oh, shit.
It's gonna be fun.
She's not dead, right?
I'm out of bullets.
I'm out of bullets.
I'm out of bullets.
I'm not sure if I'm doing this right.
So nice now.
No bullets either.
Oh, thank you!
I
We get them all
Oh
Many of them
I'm sorry, Lily's I think I got all
Nice, nice, nice, nice, yo, Oofie!
Thanks for the raid, Oofie!
Hello, how are you?
Thank you, Oofie.
It's very nice.
I hope you had a lovely stream today.
Oh, we got the dynamite!
Alright.
Nice, nice.
Great.
Okay.
We'll craft this.
We'll make some more handgun ammo.
And some SMG ammo.
Alright.
Yeah.
Should make quick work of that dead end.
Alright.
Louis getting carried through.
Louis kind of does new shit.
Dude, he just runs around and lets Leon kill everything.
And sometimes he gives Leon some bullets.
OK, so what is this trying to tell me?
I don't understand at all, man.
Oh, he's not trying to tell me anything.
I thought I just had to not be close to it.
I thought I just had to not be right next to it.
my bad guys the rocks rolled all the way down
now let's wait here all right where is
you pretty well you show you're just a
researcher I'm just an average guy to be
What the ladies man?
The ladies man?
Oh wow.
Good for him.
After you I insist.
Such a gentleman.
Uh oh.
Playa no! Playa no!
Shit!
Oh shit, it's a big one, bro! It's a big one!
You're both glad they're for seven months!
Now you owe me!
Please, Hands Up!
Oh, fuck, they're doing that.
Now we've...
...seed always like this with you.
Oh, fuck, I wish that shot could kill me.
Oh, please don't talk like you're going to do anything.
I don't know what to do.
Please, you distract them.
Hold aggro.
Yeah, just fight it with your fists.
Then you're doing great.
What are you doing?
I'm doing great.
I see if there's any kind of way.
They knew!
Yeah! There's one!
So what if I'm the armored one?
Let's die!
I guess I should just do the face.
What? One more space to do.
All right, Luisa's cooking up a plan
Oh shit dynamite he's a genius
Hey! Hey!
Uh, is it passing to me or what, man?
I don't know! Man, pass it to me!
Oh
Yay!
Woo, we did it!
Good shit, Louise.
Now where do we go?
We did it.
Oh!
Where's your grenade?
Over here, apparently.
I think we can get through here!
Alright. Onwards to save Ashley. I keep forgetting that she's even a...
Come on.
The gold.
Open the game.
How's it look?
There. It's open.
Oh
Both things cooped up down here, too
Of course they did
This is the origin of Las Placas.
Very scary.
You're not suggesting we ride this thing.
Do you see any other way?
Oh, a mine car!
Why don't I have a gun with infinite bullets?
What is about to happen?
Whoa!
This is awesome!
You like to eat right?
Whoa!
This is awesome.
Going off the radio!
I'm trying!
I don't think about those parts!
Dude, he was like way too much going on at once!
There's too much!
I
Shit this is crazy
Why are they doing that? Why are they doing that on the right side?
Oh, hello!
Oh, that's it!
Aw, that was short!
That's it.
Aw, that was short.
That's it.
just getting started just getting started what do you mean what do you mean they're just getting started
you prickle
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
Okay.
Take ball and I hear a thing.
Somewhere.
There it is.
Another mine cart!
All right, let's go round two
Where's the chainsaw guy?
Yo, Megoo, thanks for 33 months.
Woo!
Shit! This thing's gonna burn!
I'm going in!
Another line half full.
He's dead.
Hey, the car's stepping over!
Wooo!
Time out the radio!
Where? From there?
We should not even do anything!
Oh, he broke it!
Oh, Gigi!
Gigi!
Gigi!
Gigi!
Oh, yeah!
Louise, can I get a hand?
Give us the three-to-one next time.
Yes, I'm sure.
Whatever.
Whatever, dude.
Oh, man.
That should be...
this work.
Oh, yeah. Let's get on that
lift. Let's get the fuck out of here.
Every time it can never make it easy to do the
why? It's always gotta be a fucking pain in the
why I just want to find Ashley and go home
come on bro
stay sharp
these guys have camouflage
I
Too many have lost their lives to the never-ending swarm of insects. It's a plague
Please destroy the entrances entrances in their gigantic hive and save us from further tragedy
Destroy all the entrances to the hive
of
Oh, he's screaming.
Oh, they got him.
I
Got him
Goodbye
We boost up here
I
Like heat that knife is great. Oh wait
How about you open fire instead of your mouth?
Yeah, true, you tell a brainer.
There's a brat!
Shit!
My arm is broken, my wife is broken.
My wife is broken.
I
Damn, my helper is getting fat.
Oh, it's very tanky boy.
Oh, it's shop!
Hey dude, long time no see!
Oh, there's a new assault rifle!
30% off!
Okay, I can sell that.
I'm still waiting to sell the crowns.
Thank you.
You are welcome.
Um, I will buy...
All my wares are in tip-top shape.
I assure you.
I will buy the assault rifle.
I'll land this over when you've got the space.
And then I need to sell my rifle, right, my other rifle.
Can I not put the scope on the other one?
I don't really like using this anyway.
Thank you
We're starting to get an idea of your taste
Oh shit, I can't find two porter up here my own gotta selection of good things on sale stranger
What's that how have we procured these curiosities incredible
incredible zero thank you for the prime and uh
Koki, thank you for the three months.
My power scope.
Don't know how much you are obsessed.
I'm not Matilda.
Little Tokyo.
Heh heh. Good instinct, Stranger.
Heh heh.
Okay.
I thought I could finish one of the crowns with that, but I will have to wait I guess.
I'm getting close though.
Okay, that's good enough to keep going I guess to wait for me.
Put that one there.
And then I'll make some more ammo.
Let's make some rifle ammo since I just bought a rifle.
OK, that's good enough for now.
Oh, wait.
There we go.
We made it.
All right, now why do you look so smug, Luisa?
You didn't even do shit.
You didn't do anything.
Makes you appreciate stuff like this.
I don't get you.
Why risk your life like this?
You don't know us.
I told you.
It makes me feel better.
Be straight with me for once.
You'll see who me knows.
I was working for you.
See? There you go.
Helping the two of you doesn't make up for it.
I know that.
But still I don't want anyone else to get hurt in that case you better get serious
Harsh words for a squire
He's lying
We're out of that hell
Fresh air is calling her names or feet
Yes made it all this way, you know it means for almost
What is that and kill the ballgamers along the way?
Easy work
Ashley
It was you catch my quick. Wait. What do you mean Ashley?
You're not gonna teach you.
Knives are faster.
Oh
I keep getting up to Ashley.
Oh
He jumped really fucking long his bro even human
We are just getting started, okay?
Are you being controlled by that cult?
This is nothing to do with them.
I should reman you to your choice.
I'm not thinking straight.
Oh, my mind's cleaner than it ever made.
Yo, Wes Graven, what the heck, Wes Graven?
Thank you for the 10 gifted, thank you.
Oh my goodness, thank you.
Thank you, Wes, it's very kind.
if I press or spacebar before he doesn't ruin my chances of using ex I've just been
spamming space I think it's like you're told by that
I don't get that.
Nothing to do with
Major you're not thinking straight
Now focus
I'm just gonna go ahead and... use this.
I
He's fucking me up.
Oh, no.
I can understand.
What happened was unforgivable.
But that doesn't give me the right to hurt innocent people.
Too slow!
Dangerous!
You're not thinking straight!
Wait, what is this?
Soldiers like you!
Why would you work for these freaks?
Why?
Operation have here
How do you use through some shit at me?
Kill them!
Kill them!
Kill them!
Kill them!
Devastating power!
What's wrong?
You're running to save myself.
Croser!
I can understand...
...what happened was...
...unforgivable.
But that doesn't give you the right part, innocent people!
You're stupid!
You're holding on to fantasies.
Shit.
You don't leave me with much choice.
Oh, my.
Louise, he's alive!
Enough play, rookie.
You haven't changed a damn bit.
Louise!
What a new disappointment.
The goat.
You're not looking good, eh, my friend?
And such a loss to the ladies of the world?
Don't talk.
Take these.
The key to my laboratory.
The gold there.
I'm gonna remove those damn parasites.
Help.
Can't one for the road.
Lastly.
No.
Why did it hurt him, Leon?
You know,
I had a pretty shitty life.
I don't know.
People can change, right?
Please.
He was so cool he was sauce for he was cool
You were a fine night Don Coyote
Well damn
Yeah, you won't get away with this right just tears
This ginger on screen. Okay. I'm gonna see I can go find a snack. I am quite peckish
I got some delicious jumbo blueberries.
I couldn't find any chips or anything.
And also, the bag of Cina's Cheddar Jalapeno bagels is missing.
She might have given it away since she left town.
I won't put my things back in.
What the?
Wait, and Judd said thank you for the 20.
Is that why I was gone?
Thank you, Injensen. Thank you.
Thank you. That's so nice.
Can I get some W's for Injensen?
I was gone. Sorry.
So my mic's buzzing.
Let's fix it.
Okay, off we go.
Sounds like code for I ate all night to there's a bag of like seven of them
Leon there's only time to say this once so listen up
They took your friend to the top of the clock tower if you hurry you might get there before she turns into one of them
So you want heartless after all like she's helping me now
Yeah, you should
Thanks, Adolf.
She's so beautiful.
And mysterious.
Oh, it's one of these trolling parts.
Why not treat yourself, mate?
Welcome.
I'm broke, so I will not be treating myself.
I'm going to ride this there and back just to see it and unlock the thing on the map.
Wee!
There's the clock tower.
Hang in there.
Oh wait, this goes forward.
Oh.
Oh, this is where I can go. The one that was behind me.
I guess that the gate was the shortcut then for backtracking.
Oh, it's this area with the bugs.
OK.
I don't need to go around here anymore.
All right, let's go find Ashley.
Go save her.
I fucking love juicy blueberries.
I'm so fucking good.
Oh!
Zach guy!
You are nothing.
It's not on your end, Mr. Kennedy.
If not, I'm yelling
However, I'm afraid this is expel this intruder
You know what?
Guys, what are they saying?
That seems not great hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on!
I was trying to make sure I got on the fire range.
I fucked up you are nothing it's not that you
However, I'm afraid it is.
Shit.
Come on.
Yeah!
Sorry, must have slipped.
I have the fire started.
Run. Run. Run.
Not a good way.
Oh dude, I guess I have to start shooting the laundry running.
It's the same spot
I joined just to be flashbang, thanks for that.
Blue Fox, thanks for 16 months and sorry.
Holy shit, die, bro.
I got a red herb.
I really thought I was gonna make it.
Oh
What
I can't see shit.
All right, ready?
All right, ready?
Down through.
Oh, they're dead.
Oh.
They died to the fire.
Looks like.
That works.
That works.
That works.
That works.
That works.
That works.
That works.
That works.
Oh
You really don't know how to make someone feel welcome
Oh
They're still coming
one.
One more.
Give me that ball.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm up.
I like to get down so much.
Minus one more.
There's more of them!
We're all in there!
Oh
It's so
I'm basically out of ammo!
You're all right.
Can I make any?
Oh
Oh
I'm so bad.
Please, please, please.
I'm so bad.
Please, please, please.
Dude, if it makes me redo the whole thing, it's gonna make me redo the whole thing,
thing isn't it at least from here
The lift.
Yes.
Where's the freaking light?
I
I don't have heels.
Did I make it?
I made it!
I've got zero anything.
That was the clock.
Oh
Ashley Ashley
We found her
That's son of a bitch I
Got no ammo
I need it real bad
What
Oh, good dear.
What?
Right upon...
I don't know what I'm doing here, I don't know what I'm doing here, I don't know what I'm doing here.
Guys, one of the cats dropped a single hair tie into the toilet bowl, like why?
For what reason?
They're helping.
For what?
Oh, stay away from me.
was you this one has drank out of the toilet bowl before I've seen it can you
keep low on leon at low HP I want to hear him whimper
what is wrong with you guys what is wrong with you what is wrong with you
what is wrong with you what the what is wrong with you what is wrong with
Thank you.
Ashley.
That son of a bitch.
We're going to get him.
Okay, so how did I die here?
Same thing happened.
Why am I supposed to fucking shift tower?
What?
Why are they supposed to fucking shift tower what?
Ashley.
God.
My hands smell so fucking good.
good because I watched them before
Oh, so walking slow makes it not break. Yeah, that makes perfect sense
I got it.
Something's bound to catch your eye.
Oh my god.
Yellow herb.
Save.
Now please don't shoot me in the back.
Exactly what I was hoping to find.
Yo, Kurt M8, thank you for the re-sum, thank you.
Don't your eyes that's the way to be
There you are ask you will that be all day
I want to take care of any left over errands before going this way
be ashamed to be the person I'm wondering what it is.
Shatter!
I hear him.
Let's hear about some first aid spray.
I'm just gonna use it, fuck it.
That was my last one.
Gun rhymes with fun for a reason, stranger.
I don't have that much ammo at all.
Cheddar?
You all hear him?
Oh, hello.
Hi, Cheddar.
Out of the way. Out of my way.
Chatter! Chatter! Chatter! You're so good. You're my good boy.
Oh, Mr. Cheese, hello.
Isn't he so handsome?
Isn't he so handsome?
Oh, he's so handsome.
I think he loves to be pet.
So spoiled.
Oh, I just got a lot of shit.
I don't know, actually.
Ew, get your gross hands off of her!
You don't need to be poor, I don't know.
such a fool Mr. Kennedy
you have been bestowed with lords that
you think you taught too much you failed
you vulgar
unalien civilized
Mawgrawl
W
07 Ramon, you son of a bitch
I
Was my bro, I have no bullets. I have no bullets. No, thanks for too much
I'll get the kills.
I'll do this to myself.
We've got it in practice, great.
I'm on my way.
Mind you, show me what it's called to credit this land.
We all have crutches.
I'll get you out of here.
I'm so worried.
I've seen you fly.
Even a waste is too wonderful
That is something else
I'm gonna just begin
where you up?
where you up?
where you up?
Oh, yeah.
I changed my mind.
I'm going to set you up for free.
Where are you?
Oh, yes.
You shall play the role of my brother.
Stop being so stupid.
I'll kill you.
I'll kill you.
I'll kill you.
I'll kill you.
I'll kill you.
I'll kill you.
What's your language, my lord?
I
It was this meal!
Why did you choose me?
You need something stronger!
What's stronger?
I'm showing you...
...the stress!
I'll kill you. I'll kill you.
Oh
Shit
Well that sucks my health wasn't even low
That is unfortunate
I guess
Okay, I guess I just can't stand in front of him and shoot him like that.
I feel like I worked once, but I must have gone lucky.
He will smell like one head away from his down state
And so
Oh
And so
I
I'm not a father to violence, I just want to be a child.
No, leave me alone!
I'm just a little child.
You're a small, small man.
Nothing's much more I want to see than I can see.
I just know how you must be guessing today.
For you, all of these, you should be able to make the right decision.
You can make the right decision.
So then, Pikachu, there's the answer, and you'll be able to make the right decision.
What you made my lord?
Oh, another second.
This means death.
Long live the dead.
Death.
Death.
Death.
Death.
Death.
Death.
Death.
Death.
Death.
I'm going to go and get you.
You're going to get me, you're going to get me.
You're going to get me.
You're going to get me.
I'll take you back to the cremation, Jack!
I don't know, I just don't get it.
Here is my...
...BREAD!
Oh no, you're fucking...
No, come on, please, please, please!
This guy doesn't fucking shut up!
It is bastard!
I don't want to die.
AHHHH!
I'm just gonna use this.
Oh shit, he fell down.
No, I think I was too late!
That sucks.
That's fine.
Oh my god, I'm in the center!
Die, son of a bitch!
Ah, fuck that guy!
Holy shit!
Lip, rose.
His makeup.
Mine now!
Ashley no time to all save you Ashley
Sherlock's 27 months thank you
What is that?
Oh, a boat!
Oh, and Ashley's in the back.
Code Red, thank you for 10 gift-a-tubs!
Thank you!
Thanks, Code!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thanks, Oven, thank you, Oven.
Very kind.
Oh, thank you for the 20 gifted.
Oh my goodness.
Thank you, Oven, thank you, Code.
Thank you so much.
Back up, back up, back up, back up.
Bored my bullet stock back up.
I remember when I had so many.
I was keeper's metal one.
I have failed you my lord.
I was able to fulfill your final commandment and keep the boy from the path of wickedness.
I caught a glimpse of master Ramon's evil temperament during his younger years.
Oh, so he was always a bitch.
When he discovered a servant mocked him by uttering,
Purgarcito behind his back, he summoned her to his private chambers.
After forcing her to kneel before him, Ramon dosed her face with a vial of vitriol
he pulled out of his pocket.
The young master watched with glee when the servant writhed in agony as the skin melted
from her face.
Her twisted grin still haunts my dreams to this very day, as time passed Ramon's treachery
only deepened, and that infernal cult soon learned they could prey upon his vulnerable
heart, cursed the fiends.
The invinibulated mist of Ramon had turned him into their puppet.
Worst of all, they managed to use him to unleash Las Plagas, that the Salazar family
has fought so long and hard to keep sealed away.
Diego rest assured. I intend to watch over Mastodon on until the very end. Whatever fate
may befall us. As a faithful servant of the Salazar family since birth is my duty and
my penance to you. Well he's dead now so don't worry. No more Mastodon. He is gone.
I killed him.
Perfect. Won't have to swim after all. Oh, free boat. Just waiting here for Leon. Perfect.
Very good. Mautza. Mautza. She's stuck in on my mix out. She paused the game.
Mautza! Come on. Come on, dude. Come on. Ow! Put your claws away.
Goodness.
It's hard.
So cool.
Is she gonna ride out with us?
Ada, how is she always right there?
That's the perfect place.
A romantic boat ride!
You look like you've got something to say.
I have something to ask you.
But I don't think I'll get a straight answer.
Whoa, is that basket?
You just think you have.
What the fuck is this?
So here's my question.
Have you changed, Ada?
Or are you just trying to use me again?
What do you think?
We're here.
What does that mean?
I'm using him again. Don't think too hard handsome. See you later.
Oh my. He's gonna be thinking about her nonstop now.
I would be.
I'll be on you lucky bastard.
Ashley. Ashley!
There you are.
We can avoid the spotlights.
Look at all these busy bees.
You better watch my step if I don't want to get stung.
That was a good one, good line.
You need to hurry.
Or am I just shooting this or if I go up behind it I can turn it off maybe.
one down. Shopkeeper friend.
Stranger. Welcome. I've got
something new for you. Killer
seven. Ooh, I'm completely
else. I can help you with. Oh,
wait. Oh, I didn't open any of
the uh I didn't open any of
I suppose.
Knife needs care every once in a while, there could be a difference between a lie and death.
Try that on the sides.
We're starving to come back any time.
What's it?
What's- AHH!
She stabs me in the stomach with her claws and rips my ear butt out.
Why?
For what reason, dude?
For what reason?
like actually I'm pissed I'm increasing the sub-goal
We demand a Leon Kennedy cosplay, don't be a pussy.
Why do you guys want a Leon cosplay so bad?
I mean I can try, but I'm scared.
Yeah, what about an eat a long cosplay guys I could redo my eat a long cosplay
Okay, I thought that the red lasers just pulled them where I was, I didn't know it would
just gun me down. Whoopsie.
Oh, yeah.
No sign of this.
The other party falls.
Oh, yeah.
We have to eat no sign.
No sign of this.
Scary.
Scary.
I
Oh my God, there's red wings everywhere.
Give me!
I'm already hooked.
I'm gonna try to see if I can just make it through by flinching around like a donut.
I
Have ran back and moving my accent okay this time perfect stealth ready
I'm just too impatient for stealth things
I don't know what you're doing.
I'm gonna catch you.
I don't know what you're doing.
I don't know what you're doing.
I'm gonna catch you.
What? What am I supposed to do?
I'm having a start over.
Dude, there were guys on both sides of me.
This is how they were knocked out.
No.
Sorry.
I
Get rid of lights
Finally on it.
Oh my god, I hate stealth missions so much, bro.
I hate stealth missions.
We will catch you.
You don't have to spell full I don't have a lot of ammo is the problem
That's why I'm kind of trying to
We will catch you.
No more in through again.
fucking red lights dude that's the
annoying part like I can't just run up
to the door
serious sucks
What? How'd they see me?
Oh, no.
Hello?
I'm still dying.
I'm still dying.
They're big, guys.
My hopes are dead, I think.
The Earth's been destroyed.
Let's go.
Why'd the music stop?
They lost me.
Oh, the laser got him.
Why is this the way I'm supposed to go?
I thought I was supposed to go up to the door, maybe not.
Oh, I know, this is the way back.
This is the way back, okay.
Oh, I just go fucking loose.
Oh, holy shit, I'm lost as fuck.
Oh
Here you go
Oh, I'm alive!
Thank God I'm alive!
Oh, I need more flashes.
Maybe I should have made a flash with that.
I'm not going out.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
All right, everything is completely fine.
No, son.
Out of the way.
What's that?
Yeah
Rocky launcher. Oh shit
This isn't good
Oh, no.
Oh, y'all were.
I
I'm hearing shroud talk, I think I had a stream open.
I'm like why do I hear Shroud speaking right now?
of
the
of
the
I can't see you're blocking the screen chatter yeah just take take your time sir take your
time.
please open
It's locked
Oh, it's not.
This is where they're keeping Ashley.
There's a bunch of dudes down there. I still have no ammo and no heals.
I can probably scab him around and find somewhere else.
I'm gonna have to save him.
Okay, that's good.
Alright, I'm going to open.
What?
What? Another one?
Why'd you knock it head?
Give me a break already.
What the hell?
I'm gonna check up the water back here.
Gotta be something good up here.
Oh, it's just the other way around here, okay.
Wait, so this whole room is to- this whole panel is just to open or lock that door?
Hell yeah
What makes this door so important
Ashley Ashley Ashley
Come on Ashley wake up. She's sleepy
Shit she's so sleepy
Hang in there
She's so sleepy
I need a key card. That's what I just said. I need a friend here to open this door.
I wish I had some more bullets that's all I really want
I don't know.
Got any bullets?
Maybe I can, um...
I
Hope I'm close to a shopkeeper at least I need bullets through other areas
Finish this shit it's gonna be worth a lot
Buy something welcome. I'm trying dude show
I have I don't always have this in stock case
Struggling with case
Investing in the upgrades
Not needs care everyone's life could be the difference between life and death
We're starting to get an idea of your taste
see how that feels
very expensive upgrade
and then I'm going to get, uh, oh shit I already can't make any more
I mean, gunpowder is easier to find than the other stuff.
I really don't buy gunpowder.
I got a chicken egg!
Let's go!
Oh wait, Louise's key.
I just looped around didn't I?
Oh I know I didn't, that was a different one.
Okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay
I need that key card though.
You have the stench of power in you mate.
What's up, buzzing?
Oh, wait.
Everything's locked.
Wait, why are the lights out now?
Wait, why are the lights out now?
Dude, no.
No.
No, I don't want to do this.
I don't know how to pronounce it right as.
Your keycard application has been approved, I have the permit.
Please bring your level one keycard to dissection and follow the procedure on the next page.
Overwrite card for level two using the machine is in the freezer.
An overwrite card for three, for level three clearance using the machine located in the incubation lab.
Please ask each section supervisor for permission to access the machines.
Gotta go all over the fucking place. Jesus.
I'm scared.
Typical honestly.
I don't know which way to go.
I don't know which way to go.
Okay, there's another key card scanner.
I need these key cards real bad.
Oh, nothing but the finest waves.
Wait.
Nice backtrack.
Why are the lights out in here, though?
I don't like it.
It sucks.
Do I need the lights out here?
Okay, I need the power actually.
I was breathing like that.
First aid spray
Great
I also have an egg in my inventory
I can eat whatever
I'm not sure I understand this puzzle.
I'm here gaze yo Ken dog thanks for three months
Oh
Okay
That's fucking disturbing.
Subject analysis.
Regenerator.
April 9th, at last I have created a new life. I call it Regenerator. Its metabolic capacity
is incredible, unless all the parasites residing within the organism are destroyed. Its tissue
can regenerate indefinitely. Upon examining the body with a biosensor scope, I was able
to confirm that the parasites behave like vital organs for the host, almost as though
know it has multiple hearts. As you creation mind is essentially immortal, surely even Dr.
Frankentzen himself would want to shake my hand in admiration.
I share the news in my shield with that pretentious bastard colleague of mine. His face went white.
Then he started scribbling something in his notebook. I thought he'd be impressed, but
instead he actually had the nerve to warn me of the so-called dangers. He's a fool.
I have everything under control. The subject when while I escaped from the chirogenic
tank. I was the real fool. Oh my fucking god, bro, why me? Level 1 cheat card. Yay!
I don't- where's- okay, I think the level 1's at the freezer.
Oh
I gotta get the one on the other side.
I got it.
It was not as tanky as I thought.
Oh, he's gone.
I ate my egg.
It was delicious.
Hopefully there aren't more regenerators.
I think there's just one.
It sounds like just one from that guy's notebook, right?
Oh wait, no power.
Okay, I have to go back to the...
Gotta search the power.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, it sounded like the guy wrote that you only made one of those, so I think it
will be a problem here oh my god bro
Nice.
Ooh, LE5.
The game says machine gun has good accuracy and penetration.
The scope clean up's not at all.
I only use the base SMG, so I can use that.
Let's swap it out for my other card.
Please insert your keycard.
Now I get level 2, right?
Oh
Hold on, you're back.
Ow.
I'm safe.
I got the level 2 keycard.
I'm running very long ammo again, though.
Next time I see one of those I might just have to fucking run bro. I don't I don't got shit
Shopkeeper
Welcome. What can I interest you in? Thank you.
Um.
What you see is what I've got.
He doesn't sell any more ammo stuff.
Better to be over-prepared. Am I right? Where were you?
Well, let me so
Let's craft
And more hands on ammo and more F&D ammo.
Should be decent.
I have my armor.
Oh, I'm too broke.
God is something else I can sell. I can sell my balls.
Thank you.
You know what? I'll sell my smoke.
Well, well. I can certainly do something with this.
I'll buy almost anything.
A deal well struck.
Well, good luck to you pleasant trap. Thank you. Goodbye
Where's M Preg Leon
on. There's going to be more of those regenerating dudes, aren't there?
Ooh, yellow herb.
That's the best one.
I'll take some right for ammo.
And a flash grenade.
I might need one of those later.
Oh my god, bro, it's two of them.
Actually, I think four.
I bet these are the back of more.
There you go.
Oh, this is a level 3 door.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, and the cards in the back of the intubation.
Wow.
That's great.
That's so good.
Okay, that's really, really good.
Yeah, it's four of them. Oh my god.
Okay, hand grenade. That's good to have.
I've got three grenades, so there's a chance.
Thanks for the stream's ending.
Oh, warm socks!
Unique gameplay. What's that supposed to mean?
Thanks, warm socks, for 54 months.
Case 2002 F, Escape Test Subject.
During a recent power outage, a test subject awoke from chirogenic stasis, broke out of
its holding take and escaped.
The subject was contained after 20 hours, leaving seven dead and 19 wounded.
We were unable to recover one of the bodies and a tool from inside of it.
The cause of this unfortunate incident is the unstable power supply.
The outdated generators cannot keep up with our demanding schedule.
Management must prioritize the needs of the engineers over those of the researchers to
prevent something like this from ever happening again.
The biosensor scope can be used with any scope compatible weapon.
Oh cool.
Oh, you're screaming at me?
Half past bored, thanks for 11 months.
So needy.
I need a wrench to get this open.
I need a wrench.
Oh, so the tool's inside one of these then, right?
How do I know which one?
Am I not being one of these?
Hmm.
Oh, here's the scope, true.
Uh, let's start the gun.
Oh.
OK, now as long as I don't open up the other ones,
this is totally fine.
Oh no. Oh no. Oh, it's been a long time. I don't know what's up the other side.
Let's back away
Oh, I'm in trouble now.
Oh, that made it super easy.
Oh, I only had to kill two of them.
Yay.
No, I'm not an ammo again
Ah
I gotta go man, I got
Oh wait I didn't have that one.
Guys, don't watch out.
There's a bunch of guys sleeping in tanks right here.
You gotta watch out.
So, this is an Ashley walker for later.
That all the yellow paint all over it, so I thought maybe
Ashley Ashley
Oh the evil stuff is spreading
He's using the thing on her instead of himself.
Hello.
She's gonna be okay.
I'm petting you, I'm petting you, calm down.
Uh-oh. Leon's gonna go crazy.
Another chapter down.
Oh, she's so cute.
So cute and so good.
Ashley!
You're okay.
No.
Thank you.
We brought the medicine just in time.
Can you stand?
Where's Louise?
I was worried about you.
Till the end.
Come on. We don't have much time.
Let's get rid of these things.
For Louise.
I
Did it come in there's a lab where we can remove the parasites
Had a crazy conch that you'd know where it is
These are house in their sanctuary at the top of the mountain. That's where I'd look
You didn't think psychopedia. She's so smart
Chapter 14. I think there's three left.
Captured researchers note, we were imprisoned without warning.
One by one we were taken to the next room. I do not know what happens there.
They just took Annabelle. I'm probably next. I've got to think. I need to get my head straight.
All who are infected with the plaga will be at the mercy of Lord Sadler.
If he commands it, they will work themselves to death with a smile on their face.
Adversely, the hosts become so simple-minded that they're basically useless for any complex task.
However, we succeed in developing the new Superior Species of Plaga, and has no special variability,
but the host's cognitive functions are not diminished.
It seems like they plan to administer this new species to the girl.
It's clearly important that she maintains her intelligence after infection.
All tests were successful, and plans for mass production are moving forward.
The project is a complete success, but I've been imprisoned, and preparations to inject
to me within the Superior Species are underway in the next room.
Annabelle's not herself anymore.
The smile has been wiped completely from her face.
Writing is the only thing that keeps me sane now, not that anyone will ever read this.
Well lucky you Leon Kennedy, read it!
Make your way to the summit.
Oh I should be able- okay, okay, there's two of us now, we can get through here.
Got it.
I'm counting on you.
Let me in! Let me in!
Pretty much a master of unlocking.
Damn, you're so cool and good.
There you go, Leon.
I knew you could do it.
Accessory hair colors blue.
You're back for it.
Hair color blue.
I might switch the costumes.
I have something I think you like hello right welcome I've got something new for
you I can sell the wrench and not bad thank you what's the slapping you with
her tail stop that anything else I can help you with come back any time stop
stop stop stop staring at my earphone cable now without I need this you cannot
rip it out.
Oh I got a golden ball. Cute bear!
Minus one gunpowder used when crafting. That's actually pretty good.
That's pretty good.
I got a good, good charm.
Hell yeah.
I love Stranger. I love.
Let me put the bear on my case.
Not so no.
Not so no, no, no, no.
I don't know.
Come on, mate.
All right, goodbye.
I'm just gonna use this now.
Not looking so good.
Good.
Oh.
All right, I guess we're trying to get up there.
Come on, Ashley.
I still can't believe Ashley's dad's the president.
He just sent Holy Leon to the ghost seeker.
Let's find another way.
I will have to repair it next time I see the guy
Oh
go back go back actually hold this okay thank you
okay uh craft some machine gun ammo nice okay that the bear that makes it cost
one less gun powder is actually so nice
Oh
My god
She
I'm okay.
Give me space!
She's still in the way.
You're right.
Sorry, Ashley.
Hang on.
Okay.
Ashley.
He whistled for her like a dog!
Why did he do that?
What?
Where are you going?
There's got to be something over here.
Let's see a treasure thing.
I'm not going to die.
I'm not going to die.
I'm not going to die.
So are we just leaving Ashley back there?
I mean, yes.
What can what can I we all knew?
Preserve thank you for these five gifted subs. Thank you
Thanks preserve. Thank you so much
Very kind. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Wait
Ashley
She's gonna be able to make it here
What
I am so confused.
Ashley.
Hey!
Come get this lever!
Um...
Ashley!
She must be holding on to the lever, right, but...
Ashley?
Wait, how am I supposed to get her through?
What?
I must have fucked something up.
spread out
so how are we both supposed to get through
out
He whispered for her again.
Whistle, I mean not whispered.
It smells to slip.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm okay. I'm a little kid.
Smells pretty bad.
You okay?
Yeah.
This one killed me, though.
Fred.
Help me.
Thank you, okay, we go at the same time. Yeah, okay
Okay, I was looking away. Sorry we go at the same time. Yeah, go what finally on Nora
One more time mental low. Thanks for the 16 months this time for sure
I got to press again. I was just letting go
Wait here.
I know.
Hero a hand grenade.
Don't mind if I do-
AHHHHHHH
What the fuck
Wait, no go back go back go back
Oh
Cut the past he's dead. Thank God. Are you come out now, Ashley?
No, you're good
Ashley hey
Okay
Power's out power
Okay, you good okay, get this for me
Where'd the rat go I saw that it vanished
I'm scared.
I feel like something terrible is about to happen.
Any time now.
I got a black bus!
Why?
Oh my god bro why you gotta sneak up on me like that
I feel so
I have one bullet left and my night's broken.
It's so over.
I'm so fucked.
If Ashley gets grabbed again, it's just over.
She got grabbed.
Shit.
Sir!
Please be so useful to your partners.
Oh man.
Oh, yeah, I do have ammo.
Please, please, please, please, please, please.
Oh no.
No!
Oh
Damn it, dude
So fucking annoying
I need to be so slow.
Alright.
Can you move the scope to the SMG?
That's a good idea.
Wait.
I'm trying to help her!
Damn, this is so fucking annoying!
Oh my god!
and
I
Am on my way
Please don't come back to life.
No, damn, why?
Okay, let's go.
Come on.
Holy shit.
Oh
Oh
We that was really good Ashley. Good job
Good job. Good job. Let's go. Hang on.
Good job, Ashley. That was very smart. Good thinking.
Oh, lots of ammo.
You have a stinger barrel tonight.
I
Rat control, okay
Oh my goodness welcome. Oh, what you buy
I can sell the legs if I put the thing in it.
All right, and I shall put this in the crown as well.
Welcome.
The shopkeeper's like, stupid cat.
He's very chill.
What a nice guy.
Why is this crane here with this wrecking ball?
Nice catch.
I'm triple six thanks for the ten months.
I can get in.
I got this.
Oh, he knows how to drive it.
Where are we going?
Is this what they teach kids in school?
Actually, where are we going?
Have you ever heard of Driver's Head?
Yeah, we don't even know how to drive anything.
Oh my god.
Actually, what have you done?
Actually, you idiot.
I need more friends to make.
I see that you're making a group around, uh...
I'm gonna break you freaking wall
Oh shit
Whoa! I was literally looking at him!
I fucked up damn it bro
Oh, sorry.
Thanks.
Sorry.
Oh, shotgun shells this time.
Not bad, right?
Oh my god, that was a baby head.
If you all want to beat in that bed, I'll pass you a punch.
Oh, oh, no.
I got a rocket launcher or something.
Oh my god, bro!
This is uh, very tense.
of
the
of
the
Let's go
That it
I get salute
I think we are safe now.
Come on Ashley.
You did great Ashley!
Okay, time to reload.
All right, we did it.
All right.
Oh, you're first killers! Thanks for 19 months.
Leon Kennedy.
Leon Kennedy.
You know, I... I was thinking... we work well together, don't we?
I guess so.
What?
Maybe someday I'll become an agent like you.
What do you think?
We can protect the US from any and all threats.
I think she has a little crush on him first. We have to make it out of here.
On your castle be nice to her
And I'm gonna name
I'm sure that is his boss's daughter.
Transporting the amber.
I must stress the use of extreme caution when handling the ember deposits from underneath
the castle.
Work with the utmost respect and obedience.
It is imperative that you don't disturb the holy body slumber.
The holy body, huh?
This must be what the laces are for.
Oh shit, that's the big the big boy. Yeah, you can see him in there
Last plug us
Sadler our divine province in soon such profound less all
No.
Lost blood.
Lost blood.
Lost blood.
Welcome to my children.
Why does he look like that?
I almost named Sadler.
The speaker for our lord.
Tell someone who gives a shit.
He's yucky looking.
Foolish limbs.
Why do you deny greed?
Now, abandon your body.
No pain, no man of life, Samarra.
Oh, my God.
Ashley! Ashley, don't do it!
Ashley, you're gonna look great though.
Oh, sweet child, do not resist.
No, don't kill him!
Oh, nice.
She wasted the bullets.
Bravely, forgive these wicked sinners.
My faithful disciple shall deliver to you your enemies.
In is
Now child you need not be afraid
Submit your body and release yourself from fear
You just gonna walk away leave me on behind the disrespect
Damn! Crazy disrespect!
Gotcha!
Settler! You bastard!
Yo, herb!
Let me see, little red bird.
Excellent gunpowder.
Superior Species Report.
Dearest Lord Sandler, I am overjoyed to report wonderful news.
Production of the Superior Species of Lost Plagas is officially underway.
If all goes accordingly, rest assured that we will reach our ultimate goal.
The plaga is truly a magnificent organism.
Oh, is a truly magnificent organism. It has the capacity to live in any-
Matzah! Why you do that?
And as the capacity to live in any vertebrae, be it human, dog, or even crow, there is no other parasite like it on Earth.
The superior species is particularly impressive, as it can assimilate with the host without causing any damage to the brain.
No one can oppose the strength of your dominance, my lord.
On the contrary, who would resist once they experience the utter joy that accompanies the
absence of free will?
I am living proof how ignorant I once was.
In a few days I will have finished administrating the plaga to all the high-ranking researchers,
and then they too shall know.
And when your plan is complete, the whole world shall know!
Annabel Garcia Escuardero, head researcher.
Oh damn, they all went crazy, huh?
They all went crazy.
That fucking sucks, bro.
I'm trying to stab you, but it didn't work out.
How are you so tanky? What the hell?
Out of the way.
Jeez.
Gold bar, El, for large!
I lost black bass.
I don't even know what you're doing.
There's water here, but there's stuff I didn't grab down here.
Case file, Operation Javier.
Few people have heard the name.
Even within the highest ranks of the US government, and little wonder to, the operation was not
made public.
It was conducted in secret and then buried.
The reason being, it was too inhumane.
And all started back in 2002 when a small unit of the US Special Forces was sent to
infiltrate an area of South America.
missionless to eradicate the drug cartels the whole operation took several
years to prepare for it and only the most elite soldiers were selected to
participate. I don't know if the mission was a failure or not but I do know the
fate of those elite soldiers once it was over. I walled flame. Apparently the entire
unit was wiped out except for the commanding officer major censored and
not the cartels but by the US. Not by the cartels but by the US. It should
have been difficult to extract a single stranded unit all it would have
taken was a single helicopter, but for some reason,
the military didn't act.
Rumors say that the decision was the outcome of a power
struggle among the top brass.
Others say it was directed from the former president himself.
But we may never know the truth since it was all covered up.
But I'm certain of one thing.
The US government let those people die.
Brave young people who dedicated their lives
to protect their country.
I want to expose this crime, not
because it's my responsibility as a reporter,
but because it's my duty as a fellow American.
Note one, this document concerns Operation Javier,
was written by an American journalist named Blank Blank. Note to this article will never
be published. That was probably Luis. Now he published. Blank has already been taken
care of. No! They killed him! Luis! Okay, that's why they killed him because he was
planning to publish everything, right? I'm waiting. Oh. Who's waiting? That's creepy.
You've done well to make it this far rookie. I've prepared a battlefield up ahead just for us soldiers
Watered by the blood of generations
Hundreds of years
It's the perfect place to put an end for what happened two years ago
Two years ago what happened two years ago
So, Ashley Graham's abduction, phase one, depart from campus with the target, escort
the target as usual, until the start of phase two.
There should be three others inside the vehicle, including Baker.
Abel's unit will follow behind you in a separate vehicle, continue driving all around.
Phase two, stop the vehicle under the pretense of engine trouble, transfer the target to
Abel's vehicle.
Phase three, Abel's unit will change course, subdue and restrain the target, place
the target in a large container.
Phase four, Baker's unit will create a diversion.
Head of the unit will infiltrate the investigation's database and disable the network.
six five mean a point can transfer the cargo into the ship.
Damn they really thought this out and then they also wrote it all down.
That's crazy.
Um so I skipped some stuff back there.
I might as well shortcut that ladder, I'm not sure.
I think I'm gonna end here for today guys
But I would think I'm probably beating the game the next time I play it
I'm probably not gonna share tomorrow, I'm probably gonna take the day off
So I think I'll beat the game on Monday probably out my son. Let go my sock
Hi, what's up?
OK.
Yo, to Coco, thank you for the 18 gifts.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
That's so kind.
Thank you so much.
Let me plug my speakers back in now that I'm not gazing.
All right.
Yeah, I shall see you all on Monday, I think.
Probably just take one day off.
But I hope you guys enjoyed watching.
If you're new, don't forget to follow the stream.
And yeah, I will see you guys in my next stream.
All right, good night, guys.
Have a good night, everyone.
Thanks for watching today.
I will try to beat the game on Monday.
And then I guess I might try to start my CS arc, which
might be very painful.
I don't know.
All right, bye, guys.
Bye-bye.
I can't get over you, I can't get over you
And before I let you be found, I couldn't be the one
That I couldn't be the one But I won't be no fun
If I can't tell you no one can
Let's
In a family
Can't you tell me
Tell the family
What they call it like
All kinds of like
What about you?
Tell the family
Tell me more, I gotta vote you gotta put your name on it
Tell me more, I can't stay this long on the scene
I don't know you but what I fall in love with you
I don't have no social cues
I'm wrong for you
I can't get over you
I can't get over you
For I had to bring you down
I couldn't be alone
I couldn't be alone
But I want to give you no fun
If I can let you know I can
I had a vision, a vision of my nails in the kitchen, scratching ganodas I was screaming,
My back hurts like a cat
My best fishing can't stop you
I hit you back