HI :D ⭐ GIRLS DAY WITH @BONNIE AND @CINNA ⭐ NO APRIL FOOLS HERE WE DO NOT CELEBRATE IT ⭐ @EXTRAEMILY COMING OVER LATER!! OWEN 17 CS GAMING ⭐

Emiru

04-01-2026 · 8h 46m

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[00:00:00] Sojin is alive, but maybe that's a lie Honey, what's your fate?

[00:00:09] Won't you stay inside?

[00:00:12] You never meant to get too close to stars And now there's no good deal, you know that's how it is

[00:00:19] Where did you go? I should come, but it's cold in my boot I'm looking down, it's a shining parade

[00:00:24] I can do this another life

[00:00:54] But I'm not so wild, because I would bite

[00:00:57] If you didn't die, I'd bite

[00:00:59] The state is so nice, so go, I should move

[00:01:02] But it's cold, move, move, move, move

[00:01:04] They won't listen, tell me about

[00:01:06] So nice, so go, I should move

[00:01:08] But it's cold, move, move, move, move

[00:01:10] They won't listen, tell me about home

[00:01:14] Even though this is the life

[00:01:17] I try not to say, you're late, you're late

[00:01:20] You need a day, I'm late, you're high

[00:01:22] It's just one simple exchange

[00:01:26] And now I'm gonna get you

[00:01:36] Made to go, made to go

[00:01:37] When I'm scum, when I'm scum

[00:01:39] When I'm scum, when I'm scum

[00:01:41] Made to go, made to go

[00:01:43] When I'm scum, when I'm scum

[00:01:45] When I'm scum, when I'm scum

[00:01:49] I don't care if it's a lie

[00:02:22] Woo!

[00:02:24] If I could escape

[00:02:26] I would be first of all, let me say

[00:02:29] I must apologize for acting spankin', treatin' you this way

[00:02:33] Cause I've been actin' as I wanna fall on the floor

[00:02:35] To fuck you, to check on refrigerators

[00:02:37] Maybe that's everything I've been actin' so cold

[00:02:40] If I could escape

[00:02:42] I'd be freein' a place in my own world

[00:02:47] And I could be your favorite girl

[00:02:50] Pup for metal, Pup for key tibiavo

[00:02:54] And damn it boy, now would not be sweet

[00:02:57] If I could be sweet

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[00:24:00] Then Ohio Kyle and I will oh

[00:24:05] Little thank you for the 49 months. Thank you. I should bring stuff to stop it at all

[00:24:10] Swap to your camera and you'll see an April Fool's joke

[00:24:15] I'm just gonna pretend I didn't read that. Let's toss. Thanks for 32 months

[00:24:20] Fuck you guys, ugh.

[00:24:29] Cho isn't one thing for the five months.

[00:24:35] Well today I'm gonna hang out with Bonnie and Suna and then Emily wanted to come over

[00:24:42] later to do some little pranks I guess.

[00:24:49] And then I'm going to play CS.

[00:24:51] Yeah.

[00:24:56] It will be awesome.

[00:25:03] Hello, good morning.

[00:25:05] Hi, guys.

[00:25:06] Hello, hello.

[00:25:08] Oh, yes, and I will catch up on the new tip to tip today.

[00:25:11] Hello.

[00:25:12] Good morning.

[00:25:14] Good morning, good morning.

[00:25:15] Yeah, we're going to go out and do some, uh, some,

[00:25:18] Some girly things today, of course.

[00:25:21] Yeah, Mike in the UK, thank you for the 10 months.

[00:25:25] Groovy things for 46 months.

[00:25:27] Thank you, thank you.

[00:25:30] Yeah, girly things.

[00:25:32] It'll be great.

[00:25:35] Girly things, of course.

[00:25:38] Of course, it'll be awesome.

[00:25:41] Yo, oh, thank you for the 10, thank you.

[00:25:44] Thanks for the 10 gift, yes, it'll be a group date.

[00:25:47] We haven't done stuff together on stream in a while.

[00:25:51] Crouch, thanks for the eight months.

[00:25:52] Did you guys see that NASA's doing a moon launch today?

[00:25:58] I was watching it a little bit earlier,

[00:26:00] but they're not launching for like three hours.

[00:26:03] But if I'm not home to watch it,

[00:26:07] I'll at least pull out my phone to watch it.

[00:26:10] Very excited.

[00:26:12] It'll be very cool.

[00:26:13] Earth is hot, bro.

[00:26:14] I was watching.

[00:26:15] I was watching the NASA stream a little bit.

[00:26:21] I started watching it on YouTube because I didn't realize

[00:26:23] that there was a Twitch stream of it.

[00:26:24] And the YouTube chat is so nice.

[00:26:27] You know, suicide, Sancho, thank you for the two months.

[00:26:32] YouTube chat is so nice.

[00:26:33] Everyone's like, oh, good luck from Germany.

[00:26:35] Good luck from Brazil.

[00:26:37] Like all these different places.

[00:26:38] YouTube chat is so sweet.

[00:26:40] And then I saw the offline was talking about how you get a

[00:26:44] if you watch the twitch nasa stream for hours like oh I didn't know there was a

[00:26:49] twitch stream I'll just watch it on twitch and I see every like five seconds

[00:26:56] someone's getting timed out for saying that the moon landing was fake or that

[00:27:00] the earth is flat and then eventually I see that they just made it emote mode

[00:27:04] they turned off emote mode now but I was like wow I guess that's the difference

[00:27:10] Between twitch and youtube yeah youtube chat was so nice. I didn't see at least when I was saying I didn't see anyone

[00:27:16] I'm getting timed out

[00:27:18] So yeah, I don't know

[00:27:23] It was it was a mess

[00:27:26] The dipshit demographic. Yeah, I mean YouTube has I

[00:27:30] Think YouTube has people like that too, right? It's just YouTube's bigger

[00:27:35] So they're more drowned out but but twitch is just a bunch of dumbasses like what are we doing?

[00:27:41] What is this?

[00:28:05] Oh my god, my scarf here!

[00:28:09] Yeah, NASA's streaming 4k, is that crazy?

[00:28:13] Oh, he's chormin' today.

[00:28:16] I won't come up for this game.

[00:28:19] But now you can sleep on my neck!

[00:28:24] So good.

[00:28:26] Amazing. With 3k bitrate, yeah, I did notice that their camera quality is not really there.

[00:28:35] Uh, Matz is fatter.

[00:28:37] Fatter for sure.

[00:28:39] Oh, he's so sweet.

[00:28:43] Has Cheddar bit me before?

[00:28:45] He's giving me little nibbles, but...

[00:28:57] Does this look like a cat who hates his life?

[00:29:05] I don't know how pretty they are.

[00:29:09] I don't know how pretty they are.

[00:29:13] I don't know.

[00:29:15] They look pretty.

[00:29:17] They look pretty.

[00:29:19] Hi, tuna.

[00:29:23] Give them a sniff, tuna.

[00:29:25] Give them a big, little sniff.

[00:29:33] Give them a sniff!

[00:29:35] Should I stop bothering and harassing him?

[00:29:50] Dude, look at how he lays, man!

[00:29:54] Whose cat does this?

[00:29:56] He doesn't give a shit about anything!

[00:29:59] He doesn't care!

[00:30:01] His legs are just dangling!

[00:30:04] Why don't you care about anything?

[00:30:10] No survival instinct.

[00:30:13] What is that face?

[00:30:16] Chatter you like I'm gobbling!

[00:30:28] He trusts you?

[00:30:29] Chatter do you trust me to do this?

[00:30:33] Whoa! A cheddar rotate!

[00:30:37] Cheddar rotate!

[00:30:44] Another one! A cheddar rotate!

[00:30:57] Bro, he doesn't care about anything that I do.

[00:31:01] No reaction.

[00:31:08] Okay, I feel like he looked kind of sad though, I feel bad now.

[00:31:12] Can I explain? You're a good boy.

[00:31:19] He's getting mad.

[00:31:21] Bro, he's just a kitty, look!

[00:31:31] He looks like those cats that are to- that tolerate, um, being harassed by toddlers.

[00:31:39] Okay, Cheddar, I'mma put you back to bed now.

[00:31:42] I feel like I have baldered enough.

[00:31:46] Bye-bye!

[00:32:01] He's going back to bed now amazing all right well I'm waiting for for Sinon Bonnie to be

[00:32:27] be ready to head out and then we're gonna go do girl stuff today. Yippee.

[00:32:34] It'll be a very fun day. It's been a while since we went outside on stream, right? I

[00:32:48] don't remember when the last time was. You are dressed like a street fire character.

[00:32:56] That's better than homeless teeth, all right?

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[00:47:56] This might be the one.

[00:48:13] I like this off.

[00:48:25] It's a, a snick.

[00:48:29] How do I equip, oh okay.

[00:48:33] I actually will equip that one.

[00:48:34] That one's really pretty.

[00:48:35] Usually the skins and all, all the skins per case

[00:48:38] are just, they're just hideous.

[00:48:40] But that one's actually nice.

[00:48:46] I never even see the gold.

[00:48:50] I have that one.

[00:48:55] Is there a way to do this faster, or is that like true gambling brain rot that I'm like?

[00:49:08] How do I open the cases faster?

[00:49:12] Like it's 10 pulls on a watcha game.

[00:49:15] Okay, I'm gonna have a lot more keys soon.

[00:49:23] You never see them bow them once you get it.

[00:49:25] Oh, I saw the red.

[00:49:31] Okay, CSGO case.

[00:49:36] Any Valve series weapon case, three chroma cases.

[00:49:40] Okay, lemme.

[00:49:45] Am I a loser?

[00:49:46] I feel like this is sad shit like case spam opening, but it's so it's I don't know

[00:50:00] Why do I get a PayPal notification but there's no oh god this is a set they're good to go

[00:50:12] Wait, I need to buy my last set of cases. Why is it not why is my order not going through?

[00:50:22] Oh, there we go perfect, okay, I only got three

[00:50:29] I got three of these keys I could buy more soon

[00:50:33] PayPal's trying to save you from what man I'm having a great time

[00:50:37] time. This is nice. I don't know what my other one looks like.

[00:50:47] Fuck. Okay, last case. Don't keep your wives waiting.

[00:51:05] They're not, they're not leaving!

[00:51:07] I just, they just went live!

[00:51:10] I've been live for almost an hour!

[00:51:12] Oh my God, dude.

[00:51:20] Well, I guess I'm not getting a knife right now,

[00:51:26] but maybe when I get home.

[00:51:29] Okay, I guess I'm gonna switch to Senna's Cam.

[00:51:32] One more.

[00:51:35] What if I buy a glove case that's so dumb

[00:51:46] I'm just gonna buy one

[00:51:52] I have glove case keys

[00:51:57] Like why do I have glove case keys now I feel like I have to buy glove cases

[00:52:05] Bro this is gonna be so ass.

[00:52:27] I'm gonna buy more. Two more. Two more.

[00:52:29] Thanks for being a fantastic game.

[00:52:31] Oh, you're- you're-

[00:52:33] Yeah, the great content creator that doesn't have any kind of gotcha problem or anything

[00:52:41] Yeah, I consume lead paint. Thank you for the four years. I

[00:52:46] Do not consume lead paint

[00:52:49] If you can't tell oh

[00:52:52] My god, I'm tweaking out

[00:53:03] Oh wait, I only got one, I thought I bought two.

[00:53:10] Oh, the leg, no!

[00:53:15] It's the same shitty one!

[00:53:19] Okay, let me get the other one.

[00:53:25] They're didn't buy the one by one feels so so pathetic and sad.

[00:53:35] Ah!

[00:53:36] Yep.

[00:53:37] Hello?

[00:53:38] I don't know I got scared.

[00:53:40] Why do you...

[00:53:41] Oh my god.

[00:53:42] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:53:47] I need...

[00:53:48] I need...

[00:53:49] Do you want to do a night where we both open cases because I've been opening them too?

[00:53:51] I spent $400 yesterday.

[00:53:52] Let's see yesterday.

[00:53:53] Wait, do you play?

[00:53:54] Oh, yes, I've been playing a little bit off the line.

[00:53:56] I've been playing more than six more.

[00:53:58] Actually, I just started playing CS on stream yesterday.

[00:54:00] Okay, but I'm trash though, is it thing?

[00:54:02] That's fine, I just started.

[00:54:04] I can carry.

[00:54:06] Oh, well, she played Valorant.

[00:54:10] She played Valorant.

[00:54:12] Okay.

[00:54:14] So you could carry.

[00:54:16] Yes.

[00:54:18] There you go.

[00:54:20] Everyone's editing today.

[00:54:24] AHH!

[00:54:28] Those were $20 cases.

[00:54:30] Well, you don't need it, okay?

[00:54:35] They were glove cases.

[00:54:43] Well, I had the keys so I wanted to get them out of my inventory because they were taking us to the...

[00:54:47] Right, they were such a burden.

[00:54:48] I know, they were a huge burden.

[00:54:50] Such a burden to have those kids.

[00:54:51] Honestly, I can't tell. Not that important.

[00:54:53] I put some tickets to play in the car earlier as well.

[00:55:03] So we already have some.

[00:55:05] Well, we can play, or wait, you have other stuff, but we can play CS whenever I'm down.

[00:55:09] Do you play R6 too?

[00:55:11] I mean, please! I mean, please, it's so far.

[00:55:14] Okay, despite some of the people that are playing.

[00:55:16] Can I explain how I feel about R6 from, I have played it.

[00:55:21] it I feel like R6 is the league of

[00:55:24] legends of shooter games yeah yeah oh no

[00:55:28] does everyone depressed yeah yeah wait I

[00:55:37] don't remember my house have a bad day

[00:55:40] today too and I put R6 yesterday yeah

[00:55:46] yeah well we switched to your your

[00:55:49] and just so I can get off my setup. It's my main one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, so, uh...

[00:56:01] But, I mean, you like League, so does that mean yes, you'll play? I mean, here's the thing. I heard

[00:56:06] that you were 0-17 in attorney, so it's like, is that why you don't want to play? That's why

[00:56:10] the legend of 0-17 started, but is that why you don't want to play? No, that wasn't for Rainbow,

[00:56:16] So that was for CS.

[00:56:18] I actually just don't really like tournaments.

[00:56:19] Oh, that was CS.

[00:56:20] I thought it was R6.

[00:56:22] Yeah.

[00:56:23] Yeah.

[00:56:25] Yeah.

[00:56:26] So what you're saying is you want to do a game night where

[00:56:30] we do a scary game, then we end on playing CS.

[00:56:34] Yeah.

[00:56:35] I'm hiking out.

[00:56:36] I only roll cases.

[00:56:38] Yeah.

[00:56:38] Oh my god.

[00:56:39] Oh my god.

[00:56:40] No, in the tournament where I was 0 and 17,

[00:56:46] It was so bad, I started opening cases in the middle of the match and they could see it on the broadcast and I was like, I don't care.

[00:56:52] Well, they did that bad, you might as well at that point, you know what I mean?

[00:56:55] That's literally, I found myself in such a rut yesterday with R6 that offline I bought a bunch of packs.

[00:57:01] They have packs in R6?

[00:57:03] Yes, they do, it's actually really fun.

[00:57:05] You pull the little zipper thing and then instead of rolling them, it's a certain color and it's kind of sick.

[00:57:11] It's really, it's bad.

[00:57:12] You know what, I think I am depressed.

[00:57:14] I think you are depressed too.

[00:57:16] Yeah, I think this is like my wake-up call.

[00:57:18] Oh wait, I need to bring my Polaroid camera today.

[00:57:20] I found my camera finally.

[00:57:22] But you lost it?

[00:57:23] Yeah, I lost it.

[00:57:25] Well, I lost my League of Legends one.

[00:57:27] Oh, oh, sorry, just roll over your foot.

[00:57:28] No, no, no, I just sat behind you.

[00:57:30] I'm with our truck.

[00:57:31] I'll bring my camera today for Girls' Day!

[00:57:33] Girls' Day!

[00:57:34] Girls' Day!

[00:57:35] And we can do a lot of fun girly things.

[00:57:37] It'll be great, guys.

[00:57:39] Girls' Day.

[00:57:40] Why'd you laugh?

[00:57:42] Why'd you laugh?

[00:57:43] And Rosie gets to join on Girls Day, I guess.

[00:57:45] Yeah, Rosie can be an honorary girl today.

[00:57:48] Rosie, what if they were like, back-doring you and you had no idea?

[00:57:50] What does that mean?

[00:57:51] What the fuck does that mean?

[00:57:52] It's like, we're asking them to become cameraman, but then it's really April Fools, and we like,

[00:57:57] do something like set them up and drop them off somewhere in the middle of nowhere, and

[00:58:00] then you would have to do like, Austin, Austin, then.

[00:58:02] Well, we're just setting them up.

[00:58:04] Oh.

[00:58:05] Nothing I can do.

[00:58:06] Nothing I can do.

[00:58:07] That actually means, what would you do?

[00:58:08] What would I do?

[00:58:09] What's what can he do?

[00:58:10] He just had to walk around, he's lost it, Austin now,

[00:58:12] segmented.

[00:58:13] I just go live on your server from the back,

[00:58:15] and I'm like, well, have fun.

[00:58:16] That'd be so weird.

[00:58:17] We could just follow him around with a drone.

[00:58:19] Yeah.

[00:58:20] I have a drone.

[00:58:21] He's got a lot of ideas.

[00:58:22] Oh, these are great ideas.

[00:58:23] I actually really like these ideas.

[00:58:24] I don't like them.

[00:58:26] Rosie, come on.

[00:58:26] We've got to think more creatively.

[00:58:28] You know what I mean?

[00:58:30] All right, you ready?

[00:58:30] I think Bonnie's ready.

[00:58:31] Yeah.

[00:58:32] Come on, Emmie Wu.

[00:58:36] All right, remember, it's like I got my bag over here,

[00:58:38] but Rosie, look out.

[00:58:39] Terrorist.

[00:58:43] Got it?

[00:58:44] All right.

[00:58:47] Ready, Rosie?

[00:58:48] Yeah.

[00:58:49] Let's see your accuracy.

[00:58:50] Spot.

[00:58:52] Nice!

[00:58:53] What can I say?

[00:58:54] Let's throw it back.

[00:58:58] Are you serious?

[00:58:59] Are you dead ass?

[00:59:00] She's saying where was I throwing to?

[00:59:02] Your hand touched it, by the way.

[00:59:04] Here, catch.

[00:59:06] Okay.

[00:59:07] That is negative dex.

[00:59:08] Yeah, that's gonna be negative sex.

[00:59:10] Oh, no!

[00:59:12] Oh, no. Oh, wait, that was just my key came out.

[00:59:14] There you go.

[00:59:16] I was scared.

[00:59:18] I need your passports.

[00:59:20] Yeah, you want one?

[00:59:22] You what?

[00:59:24] You have three?

[00:59:26] Oh, I already have one.

[00:59:28] I ate most of it.

[00:59:30] I had my protein lunch.

[00:59:32] Oh, wait, I want my other shoes.

[00:59:34] Hold on, stay with them.

[00:59:38] My hands are falling out of that. Too much glue in it. Too much glue it leaks.

[00:59:45] I finally said glue it.

[00:59:46] Let me have a look for you.

[00:59:47] Is this a...

[00:59:49] Does this have nuts in it?

[00:59:51] I think it's gone.

[00:59:52] What?

[00:59:53] Does this have peanuts in it?

[00:59:55] Is this your April 4th birthday?

[00:59:59] No.

[01:00:00] How do you do that?

[01:00:02] You know I hate peanuts.

[01:00:05] It contains almonds.

[01:00:07] Oh, you know this.

[01:00:09] Thanks, Barney.

[01:00:10] You're welcome.

[01:00:11] Wow.

[01:00:12] This is a little cookie commotion.

[01:00:13] I'm going to get something with peanut butter on it today.

[01:00:17] I am actually sure.

[01:00:19] I would unleash the demons inside of me.

[01:00:23] They would be released.

[01:00:25] How many are there?

[01:00:27] Thousands.

[01:00:29] Millions.

[01:00:31] You would not like it.

[01:00:32] We're not celebrating April Fool's Day today because it's late.

[01:00:36] So it's childish. It's real honestly. Yeah. Yeah, we're all grown up

[01:00:43] People don't like being pranked. No one likes to like I put balloons into this room and she was like

[01:00:54] Not today

[01:00:55] And I was like and then when he grew up and I grew up she grew up she learned from it

[01:01:02] Peanut butter for you

[01:01:04] in mature.

[01:01:06] Bro, if any, if you guys make me eat peanut butter,

[01:01:09] I will actually start salivating everywhere like a dog and throw up.

[01:01:12] I'm not even here.

[01:01:13] You don't know, you do not want to see that.

[01:01:15] You do not want to see that.

[01:01:17] Are you ready?

[01:01:19] I'm ready!

[01:01:21] Well done!

[01:01:23] Plus, we're ready.

[01:01:25] Wait, let me get two.

[01:01:31] Shatter.

[01:01:33] I'm asking you to stay. Be careful. Everywhere I look, dude, I'm supposed to.

[01:01:38] I'm not the boredom.

[01:01:39] Okay, it's like a master class of not leaving master class.

[01:01:42] Hold on, I'm just saying.

[01:01:44] Oh, the cheddar.

[01:01:46] Cheddar, you're so, so loved.

[01:01:51] You guys like cheddar, right?

[01:01:53] No.

[01:01:54] What?

[01:01:55] Here we go. Here we fucking go.

[01:01:58] Do you guys see where you need to go?

[01:02:00] Oh, you're getting close there.

[01:02:03] No, I'm okay.

[01:02:05] He said what?

[01:02:06] My DDR set up.

[01:02:07] Dude, I'm so trash at DDR.

[01:02:09] Wait, so no, there's one to one.

[01:02:11] Aren't you decent at it?

[01:02:13] Why?

[01:02:14] No, haven't you played like a few times or no?

[01:02:16] Yeah, I don't know, kid.

[01:02:18] She never lived with you?

[01:02:20] Yeah, I once, but I got infected.

[01:02:22] Low-key?

[01:02:23] I've never done it.

[01:02:25] I think she's never lived with you.

[01:02:27] You're super good, right?

[01:02:30] See no, I hate when you do that shit

[01:02:35] Okay, but you're saying like you're good and you're thinking like compared to a new and I'm thinking like compared to someone who's like

[01:02:42] Oh, I know when any place she looks like one of those like those guys that are those balloon things that are outside except it's like

[01:02:54] I'm telling you

[01:02:56] And he does this thing and it's whatever she says I'm okay. Don't roll your eyes cuz you do it this little

[01:03:03] She goes I'm okay at games

[01:03:14] But I'm saying that because if I say on my stream in my chastle gamers

[01:03:19] I'm good at games are gonna be like no you're not but about like fucking shroud

[01:03:22] What about Shroud and Doublelift and I'm like okay my bad bro, but like yes

[01:03:28] Emmy I don't think you have to worry about Shroud and what you're comparing Shroud to you're with Bonnie and Emmy

[01:03:33] She's never even I'm sorry Bonnie. Okay. Now you're supplying that Bonnie's bad English, which is not true

[01:03:38] I am but I'm gonna fashion and so she quit Elden Ring. She quit Elden Ring. What? I didn't quit. I took a break.

[01:03:46] That was a mental fortitude issue

[01:03:48] you. That is actually true. You do need to just have mental

[01:03:53] afford to see for that game even if you're trash I'm trash but at least I fought earlier.

[01:04:23] So just make sure you don't serve up.

[01:04:25] And if you pin up to me, there's an address on the side of the driver's seat.

[01:04:29] I can't!

[01:04:30] You have to pin up above that address.

[01:04:32] Oh, I forgot an address in the room.

[01:04:34] Okay, I have to go get another address.

[01:04:37] Hold on, let me put this stuff down for you.

[01:04:39] April Fool's, Rosie, there's no address on the side of the car seat.

[01:04:41] I got it, I got it.

[01:04:43] That looks so sad.

[01:04:45] Come on.

[01:04:47] He's like, holy fuck, is he real?

[01:04:50] I'm gonna see if they need to play basketball on the side.

[01:04:54] We have to go back to what we were talking about.

[01:04:57] Why are you not playing basketball?

[01:05:09] Ashley, is that?

[01:05:11] That's Ashley, that's...

[01:05:13] Yeah.

[01:05:15] I've been avoiding that one for a minute.

[01:05:17] Oh my God! You know what's crazy?

[01:05:20] I'm not even gonna say what that's so funny. Is that what you asked me about the other day?

[01:05:25] Yeah, I put it out. Sorry, I'm a jackass.

[01:05:28] Bonnie, did you send me the address for the park?

[01:05:30] Oh, I didn't tell you.

[01:05:32] Can you send it to me, please?

[01:05:36] Holy f***, it's so hot.

[01:05:39] It is so f***ing hot today.

[01:05:41] So f***ing hot?

[01:05:43] He hopped?

[01:05:47] I'm dotted. No, I'm not ready for the summer.

[01:05:58] Is it ready?

[01:06:00] Yeah.

[01:06:01] Good news guys, they fixed my Corvette. Oh my god, what happened? The tire popped in a parking lot mysteriously.

[01:06:10] Yeah, what do you mean mysteriously? Do you think I totally smashed it?

[01:06:13] I don't think so, because I think they would have told me. It just mysteriously popped.

[01:06:18] I mean, what? You really need to stop thinking.

[01:06:21] Wait, it'll tell you if somebody slushed your tires?

[01:06:23] What? I mean, like, the repair people would have told me, right?

[01:06:27] Maybe, or they just think you have like...

[01:06:28] I mean, where are you just sitting in a pile on your tires?

[01:06:30] I don't know! I literally started the car and the tire pressure was at zero. I was like, what is this?

[01:06:36] A sick joke.

[01:06:37] Can't you like run over and...

[01:06:39] Can't you like run over a nail though and then...

[01:06:41] And then it'd be the same thing?

[01:06:44] Yeah, that's probably what happens.

[01:06:45] That's what I thought, at least.

[01:06:47] Yeah.

[01:06:47] I popped it.

[01:06:49] Bonnie.

[01:06:49] Bonnie?

[01:06:50] April Fool's Stroke.

[01:06:51] That's April Fool's Stroke ever!

[01:06:53] I actually would believe that.

[01:06:55] Bonnie, grow up.

[01:06:56] I'm mature.

[01:06:58] Come on, Bonnie.

[01:07:01] Wait, you did tend to be the address?

[01:07:06] Boltz?

[01:07:08] How far is this part?

[01:07:11] it's like 10 minutes

[01:07:16] oh it's not too bad okay gg while we're making it

[01:07:25] when did they add that matter daddy to the road what's matter daddy

[01:07:31] dude i'm never hanging out with Ron ever again like holy shit bro

[01:07:35] and what's matter daddy but at least you said did you don't see the matter daddy on the road

[01:07:41] I mean, don't do this to me, son.

[01:07:44] Wait, what's the matter, Daddy?

[01:07:44] Did you not see it?

[01:07:45] I mean, what's the matter, Daddy?

[01:07:47] What's matter?

[01:07:49] Wait, how do you spell I-Cup, Bonnie?

[01:07:52] I don't know, I can't spell.

[01:07:57] I actually think I got autism from Ron from hanging out with him, and I didn't know you could do that, but I think he passed it on.

[01:08:04] Oh, I find them, don't tell me what's the matter, Daddy.

[01:08:06] Don't, it's not funny, it's really not funny, it's so dumb.

[01:08:15] Bro, I spent, I spent a day with Ron when I was in LA and he was doing that for like

[01:08:18] four hours straight.

[01:08:19] Bro, I saw you, I saw you driving his car and I texted you and I was like, got it!

[01:08:23] Oh, I didn't see, I was too-

[01:08:24] And then, no listen shut, okay so I just see her and get in his car and she's like, I'm

[01:08:28] scared, I'm scared!

[01:08:29] And I texted her and I said, got it!

[01:08:31] And then-

[01:08:32] I didn't see it.

[01:08:33] She didn't see it.

[01:08:34] Her take off was the most unanticipated.

[01:08:37] It's just like the most...

[01:08:39] You were like going...

[01:08:40] Bonnie, Bonnie, you don't understand.

[01:08:42] One little tiny issue with that car is like $20,000.

[01:08:47] So if I accidentally...

[01:08:49] Yeah, like I don't even...

[01:08:51] He was saying he was like, oh, just for it.

[01:08:53] I was like, Ron, no.

[01:08:54] Because if I focused on it, it would be awesome.

[01:08:57] I don't know what to say, I don't know what to say.

[01:08:59] That's not good.

[01:09:00] Why is Toronto's Jefferson calling me?

[01:09:02] I don't have an old ass friend account.

[01:09:04] Thomas Jefferson.

[01:09:06] Thomas Jefferson and then John Ford keep calling me.

[01:09:08] Why are you calling me?

[01:09:10] Because we're trying not to adopt the address.

[01:09:12] Chad, type one of you want the address.

[01:09:14] Type two if you are...

[01:09:16] Here.

[01:09:18] Type...here?

[01:09:20] Type three if you're worried about her.

[01:09:22] And type four if you're gay.

[01:09:24] Slay.

[01:09:26] Gay isn't always slay.

[01:09:28] Gay is always slay, Barney.

[01:09:30] is always like on me no like like sometimes people are a masculine well

[01:09:35] no I you can slay and be masculine yeah you could be a masculine slave atty

[01:09:42] now I don't want my guys they slay actually no I'll say slay even though

[01:09:48] my chat thinks I only compliment women I need is yours oh yes my chat does think

[01:09:56] I think I only call them out one minute.

[01:09:58] Does my job make that? No.

[01:10:02] I don't. I'm not prejudice.

[01:10:05] So you call me by everybody?

[01:10:07] Yeah.

[01:10:09] Wow, what a hero. That's really my goat.

[01:10:12] I feel like this heat is like pushing my mood.

[01:10:15] Guys, I think we go to New York for the summer. Thoughts?

[01:10:17] Uh, yeah, the socks in the summer.

[01:10:20] Because New York is like not hot at all in the summer.

[01:10:23] Well, it's not better than here, right?

[01:10:25] It's not as hot, right?

[01:10:27] I feel like it's hot, but it gets a humid feel.

[01:10:30] It gets hotter here. It's worse here. It just feels worse.

[01:10:33] Um...

[01:10:35] Bro, here is... I feel like Texas heat is just absolute apes.

[01:10:39] Would it go to... San Diego?

[01:10:43] That is nice.

[01:10:45] I was a dude and I had balls and they got sweaty during the summer. That should have sucked so much.

[01:10:50] It'd be so uncomfortable.

[01:10:51] Yeah, if they're like sticking to your leg.

[01:10:53] Does that happen, Rosie?

[01:10:54] What's a matter, Daddy?

[01:10:57] Ew! Ew, you can't!

[01:10:59] No, I'm trying to be inclusive, you know what I mean?

[01:11:03] I'm trying to be inclusive, but I just feel like that's like something I think about.

[01:11:06] Also, sitting on bikes is a dude.

[01:11:08] Sitting on bikes is a dude would actually suck.

[01:11:10] Sitting on a bike?

[01:11:11] Or just a seat in general. What happens if you sit on your balls?

[01:11:14] Wait, yeah, what if...

[01:11:15] What if I'm so hard?

[01:11:17] Do you just... Do you just move them?

[01:11:21] Are you talking to... I spaced out.

[01:11:22] Wait, you saw me on the bike before?

[01:11:25] How about selling a bike?

[01:11:26] Yeah.

[01:11:27] Yeah.

[01:11:28] What's your next question?

[01:11:31] I don't want to ask.

[01:11:33] I thought it was near an HR violation, so I can't have a question.

[01:11:37] I don't need to know anything.

[01:11:39] I just don't understand how it works down there.

[01:11:42] It doesn't make any sense.

[01:11:43] It seems like a really uncomfortable.

[01:11:45] And my thought process is like, what if you're just a dude and you accidentally have giant balls and you're born with it?

[01:11:50] Like, what if- is that like a nerf?

[01:11:52] Technically, because every time you sit down, you sit on them?

[01:11:56] It can be a good cushion.

[01:11:58] That is awesome.

[01:12:00] But why do some people say that if you have big balls, you're braver?

[01:12:05] Is there really any correlation to that?

[01:12:07] Oh yeah, how did that start?

[01:12:09] If you just think, like, you got some big balls.

[01:12:11] What?

[01:12:13] We actually have so many questions that we just never-

[01:12:16] How does this sound to us? Does that really make sense?

[01:12:18] I'd rather be to sit Rosie down and zoil and maybe ask a question.

[01:12:22] I don't ask them. I feel like you should be more scared because you have more to worry about.

[01:12:26] Protecting you from getting hurt.

[01:12:28] Do you have big balls?

[01:12:30] Yeah, you should be more scared.

[01:12:32] Like if you have little balls they're still here.

[01:12:34] You can get around things more and then hit the hitbox a smaller.

[01:12:38] Balls Rosie?

[01:12:40] Yeah, so far off.

[01:12:42] How are we far off?

[01:12:44] The bigger the balls the more durable they are.

[01:12:46] It's bigger because there's more curtain around them so it's like plus strength. It's like good strength that's yeah

[01:12:53] So if the bigger isn't actually the size of it is the amount of armor

[01:12:57] Yeah, it's like a carbon fiber, so it's good defense. Huh? It's good defense

[01:13:04] That is actually true. Yeah, that's why when you're in a bike you tuck it under your butt

[01:13:08] Do you ever think that all my dillo's will put back? Yeah, you ever seen a armadillo?

[01:13:12] Do you think that armadillos kind of look like ball sacks?

[01:13:16] No, they don't. Don't do that to us.

[01:13:18] I think they do. I think armadillos look like ball sacks.

[01:13:21] And I only thought of that because you said armor.

[01:13:23] And then armadillos have armor. And then, oh, we can uncover by the way.

[01:13:25] Put your balls into your butt crap.

[01:13:27] What? That's what Rosie said they do.

[01:13:29] If they sit on a bike, they tuck the balls in the butt crap.

[01:13:31] Rosie, you...

[01:13:33] Like a thong? Like a what?

[01:13:35] Like a thong? Like a shirt?

[01:13:37] What? Oh, he's Australian.

[01:13:39] I forgot.

[01:13:41] box thongs. So odd. That's disgusting. It's like, you were in the summer. So if you have

[01:13:49] small balls, that's actually worse because then you can't touch them with your butt crack

[01:13:52] because they don't reach. That's such an unfortunate thing. That's so sad. That's what it's all

[01:14:01] keeps crashing like. Why? Because of his butt crack. Is it too full or not full enough?

[01:14:09] I don't know, there's no enough in the butt crack.

[01:14:11] I don't... unfortunately, unfortunately, I'm a visual finger and I don't like the visuals that I just got.

[01:14:17] Yeah, I don't like the visuals.

[01:14:19] Wait, so if you imagine an apple, can you imagine an apple like what it looks like?

[01:14:23] I can, yeah.

[01:14:25] That's because I've seen that some people can't imagine a picture all or some people do black and white or some people...

[01:14:31] Oh yeah, I remember now, so I can't see pictures in her head.

[01:14:35] Wait, what? I can see pictures in my head?

[01:14:38] There's nothing up there.

[01:14:40] No, no, no.

[01:14:41] It's like a black boy.

[01:14:43] No, if you say think of an apple right now,

[01:14:45] I can think of multiple apples that I've seen.

[01:14:48] And there's a specific apple that I actually...

[01:14:50] Yeah.

[01:14:51] May I want to do it?

[01:14:52] It's floating in water.

[01:14:54] Oh, I see it.

[01:14:55] Because there's a TikTok that I watch where an apple floats in water.

[01:14:57] I actually just showed it to Rosie recently.

[01:14:58] It's pretty good TikTok.

[01:14:59] Right, Rosie?

[01:15:00] Yeah, that's pretty good.

[01:15:01] She sounds like she's pretending.

[01:15:03] No, I swear.

[01:15:04] I can see...

[01:15:05] I can't see pictures in her mind.

[01:15:07] Yeah.

[01:15:08] What does that mean? What does it mean if I can't see pictures?

[01:15:10] It means that you don't have thoughts about thoughts.

[01:15:12] I look like I have thoughts?

[01:15:16] Right?

[01:15:17] Thoughts about thoughts.

[01:15:19] You can have thoughts, but you can't have thoughts about thoughts.

[01:15:21] What are you fucking calling me?

[01:15:23] Are you serious?

[01:15:25] No, that's what people think that animals can't have thoughts about thoughts,

[01:15:29] and that makes them non-sentient.

[01:15:31] Like, animals can have thoughts.

[01:15:33] They'll be like, oh, I'm hungry.

[01:15:36] Oh, this is so cool. Like I like this. Ooh, I'm like

[01:15:41] Tired, but then if they if they're not gonna think like oh

[01:15:46] I wonder what I wonder what Emmy's thinking right now and like what are we gonna do?

[01:15:51] Oh Cheddar definitely thinks that about me tomorrow. Okay. Cheddar is definitely sentient. My other cat is gone

[01:15:58] Bro, Cheddar's a sentient asshole. That's what he is. Exactly. That's what I was worried about.

[01:16:02] Like they're thinking like man, I remember yesterday I thought about this like they'll never think that

[01:16:07] supposedly

[01:16:11] Our animals are dumb

[01:16:14] I don't know a lot of people think that they are but I think that we just don't know

[01:16:19] That a lot of animals are dumb

[01:16:21] I think we just I think that there's there's they have thoughts about that

[01:16:25] We just we can't we can't be sure that well I'm not a lie

[01:16:28] You know why I have beef with my old pastor because he said that animals don't go to heaven

[01:16:33] And that's like that's like like I was a kid bro. That was like some shit where I just

[01:16:38] Why would you say that I?

[01:16:41] Know and also who are you to judge?

[01:16:44] Listen, who she's getting up there, okay?

[01:16:46] Mushi's knocking on the pearly gates and he's asking to get let in and he's

[01:16:51] gonna get a little head scratch and he's gonna be let in and so will Ooni.

[01:16:54] Ooni is kind of his chef.

[01:16:57] If Ooni's not getting in, Cheddar's definitely not getting in anyway.

[01:17:01] Cheddar is just deeply misunderstanding.

[01:17:04] No, he's not.

[01:17:06] I think I understand him pretty well.

[01:17:08] I understand him very well actually.

[01:17:10] Guys, Cheddar's not that bad.

[01:17:11] They're joking.

[01:17:12] Well, are you kidding me?

[01:17:13] Are you kidding me?

[01:17:14] This is slander.

[01:17:15] I was like on Rosie but was the other day and I go I go yeah, I said chair people on the carpet and Rosie goes

[01:17:19] I know he did in front of me the other day, too

[01:17:21] He just literally squatted down

[01:17:25] Yeah

[01:17:38] Kissing hot on that thing going for

[01:17:45] Big Piss Up.

[01:17:47] Kate says that she loves Cheddar.

[01:17:49] I mean, I think Cheddar's cool when he's alone.

[01:17:53] Every single time people come to the house, they're like,

[01:17:55] Dude, I like that cat. That's the best cat in Cheddar.

[01:17:58] It's because it drops down in actual cute for the belly button.

[01:18:01] Yeah, but see, like, that's what he does.

[01:18:03] He's almost like a love bomber.

[01:18:05] Like, he like shows up with the bombers and he's like,

[01:18:08] Wow, look at my belly, I'm so cute.

[01:18:10] And then you like hang out with him for a few days

[01:18:12] days and he's like an asshole and then he's like pissing on all your shit like

[01:18:16] he's always always like he's up to something but he might not be he's

[01:18:22] just

[01:18:24] Oonie knocks things down all the time.

[01:18:27] Yeah, he's fat.

[01:18:28] Like, I'll be alone in the house,

[01:18:29] and then all of a sudden I hear something flatter.

[01:18:31] I'm like, huh.

[01:18:32] Yep.

[01:18:33] And it's Oonie.

[01:18:33] Yep.

[01:18:34] Yeah.

[01:18:35] And then there's Mooshie, and he sees himself,

[01:18:36] and then there's Moffie, and she's just chilling.

[01:18:38] Sometimes when I open my door in the morning,

[01:18:41] you know, my cats will be in my room.

[01:18:42] I'll open the door, and Senna's cats are sitting out there,

[01:18:45] and they immediately scatter like rats.

[01:18:47] Yeah, they run in two different directions,

[01:18:50] like hearts are in here.

[01:18:52] They get scared.

[01:18:53] Outside my door and they open the door they get scared. They scatter

[01:18:57] I don't know why they're there. They're like sniffing under the door to see what Cheddar's doing or something

[01:19:02] Thanks, bro. I just run Cheddar off from Bonnie's door

[01:19:06] Because Cheddar will go to Bonnie's door and like go and try to attack my myria

[01:19:10] He pushes the door open like he figured out push the door open then he'll go into the guest room

[01:19:15] Open the small little door. Oh, yeah, my cat's will open the cross. I don't think they'll do that

[01:19:20] It's crazy, it's actually crazy.

[01:19:21] Cause I have a plant in front of it, he doesn't care, he's still open yet.

[01:19:24] Shedder and Mott's forgot how to open the door again to our crawl space.

[01:19:27] And then I hear like, from downstairs of my office, I hear like, playing.

[01:19:31] Like, it's like walls.

[01:19:33] And then like, Shedder and Mott's will be sitting in the walls and we'll see a link.

[01:19:37] Yeah, they're in the ceiling.

[01:19:39] And I'll be like, uh, go up there and...

[01:19:42] Freaking.

[01:19:43] Oh, Frick, you made a wrong turn.

[01:19:46] Right in.

[01:19:48] Yeah, you did.

[01:19:49] There's ten minutes away.

[01:19:51] No, it literally said to go straight.

[01:19:53] It's been on the road for a while.

[01:19:54] Now it's ten minutes again.

[01:19:56] Huh?

[01:19:57] Oh, it's another ten minutes.

[01:19:59] They made the roads longer at Texas Rural Fools.

[01:20:01] Oh, yeah, I think there's a new patch.

[01:20:03] Bonnie, I think it's longer roads.

[01:20:05] It's so immature for them.

[01:20:06] Were they asking?

[01:20:07] It's so immature.

[01:20:08] Yeah, sorry.

[01:20:09] I know these are the only ten minutes,

[01:20:11] but I think they updated the maps now

[01:20:13] instead of the roads are a little longer.

[01:20:15] Hey, it's 22, I think it's three more minutes now.

[01:20:18] There's a new map update, that's all.

[01:20:20] Yeah, I'm freaking, I hate it.

[01:20:22] That's why we're not celebrating.

[01:20:24] The amount of people I've seen say that they're pregnant on the Twitter timeline today is abysmal.

[01:20:29] How many times have you actually been pregnant?

[01:20:31] There was like three guys that like four women.

[01:20:34] That's the real April Fools.

[01:20:35] What?

[01:20:36] That's the figure action.

[01:20:37] Dude, okay, that's actually a good one.

[01:20:40] What if I'm in a time like ever having a kid someday,

[01:20:43] specifically so that way I can announce it on April Fools,

[01:20:46] And then everybody's gonna think I'm lying, and then I'm gonna randomly have a kid a few months later, but

[01:20:51] I'm gonna be like, damn, you really, really...

[01:20:53] I told you.

[01:20:53] Like, she's real committed.

[01:20:55] Yeah, you're really committed to that.

[01:20:57] Well now...

[01:20:59] That's crazy.

[01:21:01] I saw you with those kids too, right though.

[01:21:03] Beccy's kids are so cute.

[01:21:05] Dude, did you see that, Emmy?

[01:21:07] Uh, no.

[01:21:08] I got to meet, um, uh, Beccy's kids, and I took them out for a day.

[01:21:12] And they were so cute.

[01:21:14] What, Rosie?

[01:21:16] Okay, Rosie was calling them terrorists don't mean me. Oh, yes, they like cheddar and mott's

[01:21:24] No, okay, but here's the thing. It wasn't even just that Emmy

[01:21:28] It was that Rosie was literally offering to buy them stuff and then he would make me pay so they were like, oh

[01:21:34] He's a jerk because he's letting Sina pay and he keeps offering stuff

[01:21:37] So then they were mad at him and they started beating him up

[01:21:41] And then when they were saying bye, he was like you guys are terrible to their face

[01:21:46] with the hat!

[01:21:47] Are those the teddy?

[01:21:48] Yes!

[01:21:49] Rosie Rosie Rosie!

[01:21:50] No, they're smarter than that.

[01:21:51] Rosie, that's true.

[01:21:52] No, they're smarter than that.

[01:21:54] They're throwing plushies at me and hitting me.

[01:21:56] Oh, well that's fair.

[01:21:57] Yeah, it hurts.

[01:21:58] That's my stuff.

[01:21:59] That's not fair.

[01:22:00] Well, that's what they were doing.

[01:22:02] They're still just teddy-filled with Rosie to serve.

[01:22:05] Did you serve Rosie?

[01:22:07] Oh, it's done.

[01:22:08] They were.

[01:22:09] They were beaming him.

[01:22:10] They were beaming him with a cut head plushie.

[01:22:12] And then, and then he was falling down on the ground going out.

[01:22:15] And then we'd get up and say, you guys are terrible.

[01:22:18] And I'm like, you can't say that to any of the literally children.

[01:22:21] What are they supposed to do?

[01:22:22] Look up at them, into their face and go, you're doing so good.

[01:22:26] Keep that up.

[01:22:26] Yeah, like it hurts.

[01:22:28] I don't know.

[01:22:30] And they kept making fun of my accent.

[01:22:32] Yeah, that's valid.

[01:22:33] That's fair.

[01:22:34] They didn't names.

[01:22:35] Yeah, that's fair.

[01:22:35] Oh, yeah, they were actually spawn camping in the accent.

[01:22:38] Every time he said anything, they would eat something or pee.

[01:22:40] And they'd go, no, I'm fine.

[01:22:43] And it was actually like so funny.

[01:22:45] They were spot on.

[01:22:46] But I did find out, I did find out those kids listen to NBA

[01:22:50] Youngboy and King Vaughn.

[01:22:51] So I tried to put them on to some nice songs.

[01:22:54] I don't know.

[01:22:55] Maggie said the same thing.

[01:22:56] She didn't know either.

[01:22:57] But one of the girls said, I really wanted to go to a NBA

[01:23:00] Youngboy concert.

[01:23:00] I said, no.

[01:23:02] I was like, maybe not till we're like in our 40s, you know?

[01:23:06] King Vaughn is crazy.

[01:23:08] That's crazy.

[01:23:09] Yeah, I don't know about that one.

[01:23:11] Those kids are so mean.

[01:23:14] That's what I'm saying, is that the best?

[01:23:17] Yeah, we're only 10 minutes away.

[01:23:20] Oh, it's another 10 minutes.

[01:23:22] No, it's always been 10 minutes.

[01:23:25] It's always been 10 minutes.

[01:23:27] So you ran around for a bad driving.

[01:23:28] It's always been 10 minutes.

[01:23:30] It's always been 10 minutes?

[01:23:31] It's always been 10 minutes.

[01:23:33] You driving around.

[01:23:35] Wait, I get it now, Sita.

[01:23:36] You dilated time for April Fool's.

[01:23:38] Dude, you're so funny.

[01:23:39] So mature.

[01:23:40] You're so funny.

[01:23:43] Gummy guys!

[01:23:44] Wait, I didn't know she could do that.

[01:23:46] I can't tell if you actually the guy made a wrong turn or not.

[01:23:50] No, she actually did.

[01:23:52] I did it!

[01:23:53] I'm being...

[01:23:54] This is April Fool's.

[01:23:55] It's April Fool's.

[01:23:56] It's April Fool's.

[01:23:57] He did.

[01:23:58] It's April Fool's.

[01:23:59] It's April Fool's.

[01:24:00] Why she cast like this?

[01:24:01] The next time, I'm gonna turn us off a cliff.

[01:24:02] I don't know.

[01:24:03] She got plants in her car.

[01:24:04] She does have plants in her car.

[01:24:05] She's a rude plant lady.

[01:24:06] I like plants.

[01:24:07] She liked the plant to get out of the car.

[01:24:08] I did actually just forget about that one.

[01:24:09] I know what it is.

[01:24:10] I don't know what it is.

[01:24:11] I did actually just forget about that one, I know I just forget this one.

[01:24:14] This is the worst day for billable people I've seen today.

[01:24:17] Dude, the chat, did you open your, do you dashboard today? It's in fucking comic sales.

[01:24:22] I fucking hate that.

[01:24:23] 17B? People, devs, 17B devs, genuinely kill yourself, change it back, holy shit.

[01:24:27] It might be the most unfunny prank ever.

[01:24:30] It's, it's worse than the pregnancy announcements on Twitter.

[01:24:33] Kill yourself, change it back, it's so annoying.

[01:24:35] Well, there's actually more than that.

[01:24:36] Well, there's so many.

[01:24:37] I just hate it. I open my dashboard in all comic sans and I was like, oh my god

[01:24:42] Change it. I literally just using chatter. I don't have my dashboard open today. I can't look at it

[01:24:50] Like, you know, I saw the witcher they posted a video for April Fool's

[01:24:54] You know is that they made a whole a whole horse controller for when you ride the horse. I was like, okay, that's that's good, right?

[01:25:03] That's actually really funny. Do you sit on it when you ride it?

[01:25:06] Yeah, that's like they made a whole like a dev announcement for it. That's high effort, that's high effort.

[01:25:12] Yeah, that's high effort.

[01:25:13] No, Seventeen TV almost made me switch back to like better TTV or whatever. I almost had a switch.

[01:25:18] I just broke up a whole political stream before.

[01:25:21] Oh no, no, no.

[01:25:22] Oh no, no.

[01:25:23] Those are evergreen political streams.

[01:25:24] Oh no, no, no.

[01:25:25] That's amazing.

[01:25:26] Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:25:31] What is wrong?

[01:25:32] We should we should just go out alive and we should have this role play this different political shivers today

[01:25:36] That's true

[01:25:38] That would have been fucking AIDS, bro. Oh my god

[01:25:42] Well, honk me for the rest of my time

[01:25:45] We can each be okay, we can each be one and then we'll go

[01:25:51] Now do we have to repeat what they say

[01:25:54] Yes, yeah, I'll say goodbye

[01:25:57] Every word oh no, we should

[01:26:00] Okay, so we're going for word-for-word bar bar. I want to be destiny

[01:26:07] On this on

[01:26:16] You don't

[01:26:19] Body a political takes

[01:26:30] He just reacts and- and he just gets really angry at me though, it's fine.

[01:26:33] What's that beeping? It's so-

[01:26:34] Oh, it's so important when I would-

[01:26:36] That's gonna be my heart if Bonnie starts giving political takes on that character.

[01:26:40] I'm gonna go, no, please!

[01:26:42] No, no, no.

[01:26:45] I'm just- I'm just-

[01:26:46] Immigration, immigration, immigration!

[01:26:48] But, agents chat.

[01:26:50] By the way, they have this thing where,

[01:26:52] I guess he got asked about something one time,

[01:26:55] and he gave a take that he didn't know something was going on,

[01:26:58] And it got him in a lot of trouble so now every time he gets near a topic

[01:27:02] He goes immigration a whole chat with immigration immigration immigration. I mean, he doesn't talk about it

[01:27:18] Yes, he bought it, you know what I do and I feel like I've seen you do this too

[01:27:22] I'm hard headed and they go no no no and I go man fuck you guys. I must say what I

[01:27:26] Yeah, I'm gonna say what I want, I'm like, oh, it's my fault.

[01:27:31] Awesome.

[01:27:32] Yeah.

[01:27:33] It is, what it is.

[01:27:34] I drive in a car, sick.

[01:27:35] Yeah, cause she drives weird.

[01:27:36] I think it's the, I'm a car sick.

[01:27:37] She's gonna rage right now, I'm not gonna get rage-graded today.

[01:27:38] I'm actually a car sick.

[01:27:39] Bonnie, you can't say I drive weird if you don't have a car.

[01:27:40] I do have a car.

[01:27:41] It's just the all three of us that booked our car.

[01:27:42] We'll fix it.

[01:27:43] Actually?

[01:27:44] No, not we'll fix it.

[01:27:45] I said we'll fix it.

[01:27:46] We'll fix it.

[01:27:47] We'll fix it.

[01:27:48] We'll fix it.

[01:27:49] We'll fix it.

[01:27:50] We'll fix it.

[01:27:51] We'll fix it.

[01:27:52] fix it actually no not will fix it I said well fix it no actually said you

[01:27:58] want to run trying to fix my alternator look at mechanics stream yeah do you

[01:28:04] just want free mechanics done no because I'm gonna look at anyway like I

[01:28:08] already have that appointment like I was gonna take it in in this heat no I

[01:28:14] just don't free it does any of the help I'll do it of any of them I do I have to

[01:28:18] You're the brain and me and me I sort of got it on the outside

[01:28:35] Right when we you're the brains you're a really nice person I'm a good driver

[01:28:43] You're a good driver

[01:28:45] At the April Fools.

[01:28:47] Yeah, this is Bonnie's greatest April Fools.

[01:28:50] Bonnie, I don't know why.

[01:28:53] I think I'm actually scared for you to ever drive my car.

[01:28:56] I'm not forget to drive your car.

[01:28:58] I know, because I wouldn't allow it.

[01:29:01] I would let me drive my car.

[01:29:04] Thanks.

[01:29:05] But I'm scared for you, because I've seen you get...

[01:29:09] And your fucking tire exploded and she doesn't even remember what the fuck happened to it.

[01:29:13] into it. It exploded while she was in a parking lot. She said it was hard. And at least it's

[01:29:18] in the shop. Your car's been broken for like six months. Bullshit, that makes no sense.

[01:29:23] They did fix my car. How is her car just exploding when she's just...

[01:29:27] Amy's a cuss spirit. I swear. I told you guys, those demons. I know why my tires are flat.

[01:29:34] It's because I carved something. Did you carve something? No, I didn't.

[01:29:40] I did it!

[01:29:41] I can remember!

[01:29:42] I would admit it if I did.

[01:29:46] I would admit it if I did.

[01:29:47] I was gonna look back at her, she's like, I didn't.

[01:29:51] I did!

[01:29:52] I did!

[01:29:53] She's like, true.

[01:29:54] You can't judge yourself, though.

[01:29:55] You can't judge, she's like,

[01:29:56] she's like, picking back up right now

[01:29:57] to the exact curve that she hit,

[01:29:59] and she's like, God damn it.

[01:30:00] I didn't.

[01:30:01] No, no, no.

[01:30:02] Dude, if I hit a curve in my corvette,

[01:30:03] everyone would know, like the side would be fatter than.

[01:30:06] Oh, that's so low.

[01:30:07] Yeah.

[01:30:08] Dude, that's what I was scared of,

[01:30:09] Is Jagger the Porsche?

[01:30:10] As he had me pull over on the side of the road,

[01:30:13] and like, I was so scared, I'm like, what if I get too close, and it dings, like, any

[01:30:17] of the carbon fiber or anything that's sticking out on the side?

[01:30:20] Oh my god.

[01:30:21] There's a nightmare feel to me.

[01:30:23] Because that would be like, that would be like $30,000 to fix, I feel like.

[01:30:26] Your car?

[01:30:27] Nope, Ron's.

[01:30:28] Oh yeah.

[01:30:29] What about this car?

[01:30:31] Uh, this car wouldn't be that crazy, I don't think.

[01:30:34] That car is like, what, like $4,000?

[01:30:37] $5,000.

[01:30:38] It is?

[01:30:40] The whole car is $500?

[01:30:42] $500.

[01:30:44] My first car was $1000 off Craigslist.

[01:30:48] And I was driving one of my roommates to the grocery store.

[01:30:51] And it was like dead side of the whole car.

[01:30:53] And we got there.

[01:30:55] He was like, I felt like I was going to die in that car.

[01:30:57] What the heck?

[01:30:58] It was a Ford Taurus.

[01:31:00] Oh, Ford Taurus.

[01:31:01] This is like really janky.

[01:31:03] Yeah, it was like a thousand dollars.

[01:31:05] It was like a 20-year-old Ford Torners.

[01:31:08] My grandfather offered me to buy a car for $1,000 when I was 16.

[01:31:13] It was my first car as a Camry.

[01:31:15] And one time I drove into the gas station and I was parked outside

[01:31:19] waiting for my friends to get drinks so we could go to the beach.

[01:31:22] And then, all of a sudden, my radiator just exploded.

[01:31:25] What the hell?

[01:31:26] In my car.

[01:31:27] Yeah, just like a giant thing.

[01:31:29] Do you need to put the camera down?

[01:31:31] Probably. They'd boom on the cab.

[01:31:33] Because the park area like

[01:31:38] Like that way people show up really yeah this chat hold on you're getting covered

[01:31:55] Fuck are we oh my god wait this park has a crazy

[01:32:03] little water slide yeah wait buddy where did you find this part is this

[01:32:12] universal okay it's not this what no actually where where we

[01:32:33] park it's like winding roads hold on chat it's it's gotta be here

[01:32:47] yeah this is it I've seen I've seen that okay all right

[01:32:59] This is not a bad shout.

[01:33:04] Alright, just part.

[01:33:06] Wait, W54?

[01:33:08] I think we have to wait for something.

[01:33:11] By the way, did you guys lose a blue iPhone?

[01:33:14] No.

[01:33:16] Okay, I might have accidentally stolen a blue iPhone from your house.

[01:33:19] Is it mine?

[01:33:20] A dark blue one?

[01:33:21] No, it's like an old one.

[01:33:22] Green is blue.

[01:33:23] Oh, that's mine.

[01:33:24] Okay, we have it.

[01:33:25] I put it with mines.

[01:33:27] W54 months off. Thank you.

[01:33:29] Hey, what? Wait, Rosie, can you mute for two seconds? I'm so sorry.

[01:33:33] No.

[01:33:57] you

[01:34:27] you

[01:34:57] you

[01:35:27] Chad!

[01:35:28] Okay, wait a bit of registration to the park.

[01:35:34] Sorry Chad, hold on, wait a bit of parking, we're all good.

[01:35:43] Is this a problem here?

[01:35:47] Okay, this is perfect, this is actually fine.

[01:35:51] Okay.

[01:35:52] Yeah, I mean, wait, can you guys close the door?

[01:35:56] You can keep doing that, just close it all.

[01:36:01] Oh, thank you.

[01:36:02] This one's mine.

[01:36:03] Oh my god, this is my picnic baskets.

[01:36:05] Yeah, it's really cute.

[01:36:06] We have some fun stuff planned for you guys to chat.

[01:36:09] So I will be able to stay here.

[01:36:11] Hold on.

[01:36:12] Do we have another issue?

[01:36:14] That's just a walk-up.

[01:36:16] Okay.

[01:36:17] No, this is fine.

[01:36:18] I talked to that another time.

[01:36:20] Okay.

[01:36:21] Do we have an issue there?

[01:36:23] We have no issue.

[01:36:25] Alright, we're good. Sorry, shall we go to the park?

[01:36:32] Here you go.

[01:36:35] Ready?

[01:36:38] Ready?

[01:36:41] Ready.

[01:36:43] You carry that too.

[01:36:45] I have one.

[01:36:47] I have one.

[01:36:49] I have one.

[01:36:52] I have one in the other side.

[01:36:54] I don't have room to carry anything, except to carry some other stuff.

[01:36:58] Okay.

[01:36:59] Oh, meet me in the place, meet me in the place.

[01:37:01] Uh, I'll have a second, guys.

[01:37:11] That's right here.

[01:37:22] I'll be right back.

[01:37:46] All right. Hey, chat.

[01:37:48] You're unmuted.

[01:37:50] Oh really?

[01:37:51] Yeah. So you got the charcuterie board.

[01:37:53] We got the flowers.

[01:37:55] We got the flowers...

[01:38:01] Wait, did Bonnie bring the ice cream?

[01:38:04] You guys bringing the picnic basket?

[01:38:06] It's hot, but I think I got it.

[01:38:11] No. No blanket.

[01:38:14] I think we get on cover.

[01:38:16] Okay. I think we should be on cover.

[01:38:19] Run, Coco, let me grab my fucking...

[01:38:21] It's okay.

[01:38:25] You ready, ladies and gentlemen?

[01:38:26] Okay, so, um, basically...

[01:38:28] I have... I have...

[01:38:30] Here's some blindfolds.

[01:38:31] Put it in your pocket.

[01:38:32] Wait, wait, wait, give me the shoes.

[01:38:34] Shall I, this too?

[01:38:35] Are these your blindfolds?

[01:38:36] These are blindfolds.

[01:38:37] What am I supposed to do with that?

[01:38:38] Put it in your pocket.

[01:38:39] Are you gonna restrain them?

[01:38:40] Yeah.

[01:38:41] I was not ready for this, okay?

[01:38:43] Fuck.

[01:38:44] Fuck.

[01:38:45] Fuck.

[01:38:46] This is a fucking...

[01:38:47] I can't see us now, okay this is so dumb how the fuck is she gonna restrain them

[01:38:58] Also, we're from here.

[01:39:00] Can I come in?

[01:39:01] Well, you can go upstairs and bring me my coffee.

[01:39:03] No.

[01:39:04] Go up front?

[01:39:06] Yes.

[01:39:07] When I come downstairs, you can go upstairs.

[01:39:09] You don't want us to show you.

[01:39:10] We're showing you.

[01:39:11] Stop.

[01:39:12] Do you take care?

[01:39:13] That's crazy.

[01:39:14] Welcome.

[01:39:15] Welcome.

[01:39:16] All right.

[01:39:17] Hey, welcome to the city.

[01:39:19] Okay, do not hit anyone on the base.

[01:39:26] That's actually a burst.

[01:39:29] What are you looking at?

[01:39:34] Yeah, they're hitting anyone in the face of that.

[01:39:37] It's actually dangerous.

[01:39:39] Why is it worth getting burst?

[01:39:42] Yeah, buddy, don't hit anyone in the face of that.

[01:39:44] It's actually dangerous.

[01:39:46] Why is it worth getting burst?

[01:39:50] Oh my...

[01:39:52] Oh my god!

[01:39:54] Oh my god!

[01:39:56] Hey buddy, they have died anyway!

[01:39:58] Isn't that bad for the house?

[01:40:02] I'm not asking any questions.

[01:40:04] I'm not asking any questions.

[01:40:06] I'm gonna shut the fuck up.

[01:40:08] I'm not built for this. I'm a fake ass demon.

[01:40:10] That's demon, bro.

[01:40:13] What?

[01:40:14] The fuck?

[01:40:17] Have you had your food?

[01:40:18] Come on, come on, come on, come on.

[01:41:10] No, please. Please move the fuck out of there.

[01:41:13] No, fuck.

[01:41:16] Get it up.

[01:41:17] Get the fuck up.

[01:41:18] No, no, no, no.

[01:41:19] No, come on, guys.

[01:41:20] Come on, guys.

[01:41:21] Come on, guys.

[01:41:22] No, no, no.

[01:41:24] I'm getting fucking fucked up.

[01:41:26] I'm getting fucking fucked up.

[01:41:27] Oh, this is fucking fucking shit.

[01:41:30] No.

[01:41:31] Why the shit.

[01:41:32] Why are you sitting here?

[01:41:33] Stay and watch.

[01:41:34] Watch.

[01:41:36] Hey, don't go in there.

[01:41:37] Hey, don't go.

[01:41:38] Don't go in there.

[01:41:40] Wait, what is this? What is this matter?

[01:41:42] What are you, careful?

[01:41:43] That's me!

[01:41:45] What is this?

[01:41:47] I haven't showered in so many years!

[01:41:51] I hate you!

[01:41:55] Kill him, I mean. Kill him.

[01:41:58] Shoot him!

[01:42:00] Okay, sorry, get up! Get up!

[01:42:01] Kill him! Kill him!

[01:42:04] Why me?

[01:42:06] I'm the brocus of the crib!

[01:42:10] Shut up!

[01:42:12] How do we put it?

[01:42:13] Oh my God, we got it. Oh my God, we got it.

[01:42:15] Oh my God.

[01:42:19] Dirty fucking...

[01:42:21] I'm gonna get you in the butt!

[01:42:23] I'm gonna chop your head!

[01:42:24] What kind of sex is this?

[01:42:25] Just your head!

[01:42:26] I was not ready for this. I thought you were just nerve-bullying.

[01:42:29] Russy, russy, russy, russy, russy!

[01:42:31] Russy, russy, russy, russy, russy, russy, russy!

[01:42:33] Russy, russy, russy, russy, russy, russy, russy!

[01:42:35] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

[01:42:36] You're not a criminal, you're a criminal!

[01:42:38] Oh my God, thank you.

[01:42:40] What did you say?

[01:42:42] Stop!

[01:42:44] No, no, I'm sorry.

[01:42:46] Get back in the bucket, bastard!

[01:42:48] Get out of here!

[01:42:50] Get out of here!

[01:42:52] Get out of here!

[01:43:00] I'm sorry!

[01:43:02] You pushed the door.

[01:43:04] You're going to push the door.

[01:43:06] You just gotta push the door.

[01:43:08] Okay, time out, time out.

[01:43:10] Everybody, get out here.

[01:43:12] Out here, line up, line up.

[01:43:14] Time out, time out.

[01:43:16] No, no, no.

[01:43:18] Shoot, sonny.

[01:43:20] Line up, line up.

[01:43:22] Oh my god.

[01:43:24] Hey, quick man.

[01:43:26] Oh, dad.

[01:43:28] No, no.

[01:43:30] Okay, okay, sorry.

[01:43:32] Dad looking with red, I see.

[01:43:34] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:43:37] Sit, sit, sit, sit.

[01:43:38] We love that, Sammy.

[01:43:39] No, nothing, nothing, that's fine.

[01:43:40] That's the last camera.

[01:43:41] No, no, stop, stop that camera, that's fine.

[01:43:44] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:43:45] It's very dirty, very dirty.

[01:43:46] Very dirty, very dirty, very dirty.

[01:43:47] I'm already bleeding, I got it.

[01:43:48] I'm already, you're already.

[01:43:49] I don't know, I don't even know, bro.

[01:43:50] I think I have some bush.

[01:43:51] I don't need bitches, bro.

[01:43:52] I'm sorry.

[01:43:53] Barra.

[01:43:54] Barra!

[01:43:55] That's not a good one.

[01:43:56] Don't, don't.

[01:43:57] It's hard.

[01:43:58] It's hard.

[01:43:59] It's hard.

[01:44:00] I'm not a good one. Don't, don't.

[01:44:02] It's hard.

[01:44:04] Okay.

[01:44:06] Is it through a punch?

[01:44:08] No, I'm showing her a punch.

[01:44:10] Why is it red?

[01:44:12] Why is it red?

[01:44:14] No!

[01:44:16] No!

[01:44:18] No, it worked!

[01:44:20] It worked!

[01:44:22] No water!

[01:44:24] No!

[01:44:26] No!

[01:44:28] I don't even know how to use this!

[01:44:30] AHHHHHHHHH!

[01:44:31] AHHHHHHHHHH!

[01:44:32] AHHHHHHHHH!

[01:44:33] I don't get it!

[01:44:34] Stop using my pillow as a defense for a big shot!

[01:44:39] Fuck where ya at?

[01:44:40] Where ya at?

[01:44:41] I don't know where the hell you're going.

[01:44:42] You know here's how this is gonna go.

[01:44:44] You come into our fucking neighborhood

[01:44:46] and you don't fucking tell us you fuck with our money!

[01:44:48] Here's four-time heroes!

[01:44:49] RAP!

[01:44:50] RAP?

[01:44:51] RAP!

[01:44:52] RAP!

[01:44:53] RAP!

[01:44:54] RAP!

[01:44:55] RAP!

[01:44:56] RAP!

[01:44:57] Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

[01:44:59] Get over there!

[01:45:01] What the fuck?

[01:45:06] Why is it so slippery?

[01:45:08] You stupid fuck!

[01:45:10] No!

[01:45:11] No! Every time you go live, we're taking twenty-five percent.

[01:45:16] No!

[01:45:17] What? Twenty-five percent?

[01:45:19] I only take ten percent!

[01:45:21] You said you were the brokeest one out of the group.

[01:45:23] The brokeest in the group? Look at my room!

[01:45:25] What else do I have to come up with?

[01:45:27] Bro, I don't...

[01:45:28] 20% is zero? What are you going to do with this?

[01:45:30] My mom passed away, I'm trying to pay for her funeral.

[01:45:32] 20%

[01:45:33] Barra!

[01:45:34] I'm trying to pay still! I'm trying to pay still!

[01:45:38] That's niche!

[01:45:40] It's fake, it's fake.

[01:45:41] It's a really nice bag.

[01:45:42] Yuki has one too, Yuki has one too.

[01:45:43] No way, Yuki's just fresh, she's a brand new.

[01:45:45] By the way, what do I have?

[01:45:46] TV, TV, TV.

[01:45:47] Brand new?

[01:45:48] Yeah, I just didn't want to watch TV.

[01:45:49] Can I take a little peek?

[01:45:50] Wait, wait, wait!

[01:45:52] I'll leave my camera on bro.

[01:45:54] No, it's not!

[01:45:56] No, it's not even over there!

[01:45:58] Stop!

[01:46:00] Get out of here!

[01:46:02] He's there!

[01:46:04] Get out, sit down.

[01:46:06] Hey, hey, hey!

[01:46:08] Hey, hey, hey!

[01:46:10] Hey, hey, hey!

[01:46:12] He's got his!

[01:46:14] Sit down.

[01:46:16] Sit down, sit down.

[01:46:18] I would like to apologize on his behalf.

[01:46:20] No, no, no, no, no, no!

[01:46:22] Sit down! Sit down!

[01:46:24] Oh!

[01:46:25] Oh!

[01:46:26] Oh!

[01:46:27] Oh!

[01:46:28] Oh!

[01:46:29] That only hurt you.

[01:46:30] If you don't agree to this, we're taking your camera and your two backpacks.

[01:46:35] Hold me up!

[01:46:37] Sammy's coming with us.

[01:46:38] No!

[01:46:39] No!

[01:46:40] It's terrible over here.

[01:46:41] Sammy!

[01:46:42] Sammy!

[01:46:43] Sammy!

[01:46:44] Sammy!

[01:46:45] Sammy!

[01:46:46] Sammy!

[01:46:47] Sammy!

[01:46:48] Sammy!

[01:46:49] Sammy!

[01:46:50] Sammy!

[01:46:51] Oh my God!

[01:46:53] No, no, no, no!

[01:46:55] No, no, no, no!

[01:46:57] I don't know how she got that.

[01:46:59] She saved him! What the hell?

[01:47:01] How did he... how did she get shot?

[01:47:03] I'm a hero!

[01:47:05] Take that thinga!

[01:47:07] Take that thinga, bro!

[01:47:09] Take both of them thingsa, bro!

[01:47:11] I'm done! I'm the same!

[01:47:13] What the fuck was that?

[01:47:15] Sorry, I didn't...

[01:47:17] Rob, I can't do cat to you.

[01:47:19] Okay, throw it.

[01:47:21] Okay.

[01:47:23] Get it.

[01:47:25] No.

[01:47:27] Now, oh my god, wait, it's spilling.

[01:47:31] Alright, now.

[01:47:33] Come here.

[01:47:35] Sauti.

[01:47:37] What's the matter, you?

[01:47:39] Stop!

[01:47:41] You didn't even cry.

[01:47:43] You lost the leg?

[01:47:45] See, you're sorry.

[01:47:47] Sorry! It was an accident!

[01:47:49] I get- I get true people's disrespect!

[01:47:52] Please! No! Okay!

[01:47:54] No! No! No!

[01:47:56] No! No!

[01:47:58] No! No!

[01:48:00] No!

[01:48:02] Oh my gosh, come on, she's dead.

[01:48:05] Go, go, go!

[01:48:06] Did you get it?

[01:48:08] No!

[01:48:10] Oh!

[01:48:12] So do you have to kill them now?

[01:48:14] You look fucking stupid.

[01:48:15] Oh, shit, I'm dying!

[01:48:17] Get away, get away, get away!

[01:48:19] Are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you?

[01:48:23] What's going on?

[01:48:25] Is that a hole?

[01:48:27] Oh, I'm killing my dog!

[01:48:29] Is that a hole?

[01:48:31] Is that a hole?

[01:48:33] Come on!

[01:48:35] Oh, shit!

[01:48:37] Get away!

[01:48:39] Get away!

[01:48:41] What's that?

[01:48:43] No, no.

[01:48:45] Noo.

[01:48:46] We're not high school.

[01:48:52] We would never stitch on our bands.

[01:48:54] We would never stitch on our bands.

[01:48:56] We would never stitch...

[01:48:58] Welcome to Texas, y'all.

[01:49:01] This is fucking Texas?

[01:49:04] This is our first fucking day.

[01:49:06] Orientation.

[01:49:08] Hey, Jadar, how did you get out clean?

[01:49:11] Are you serious?

[01:49:13] I'm allergic to flowers. Actually, I have allergies.

[01:49:16] I'm not even trying.

[01:49:18] Did y'all give you a flower room?

[01:49:20] No, I'm begging you. I said I'm not going to give you a flower room.

[01:49:22] I'm just a stick up!

[01:49:24] No! Are you actually allergic?

[01:49:26] No! Stop this shit!

[01:49:30] Stop!

[01:49:37] Why me?

[01:49:38] I'm sorry for all you to have.

[01:49:40] Who did it?

[01:49:42] I'm not a snitch.

[01:49:44] It was red.

[01:49:46] It was red.

[01:49:48] Yeah, can you kill them?

[01:49:50] I need like five more minutes.

[01:49:52] I'm gonna do the rock day kill.

[01:49:54] It's really slow.

[01:49:56] Five minutes to reload.

[01:49:58] No!

[01:50:00] Oh my god.

[01:50:02] And you need to be the one to be afraid.

[01:50:07] No.

[01:50:08] No.

[01:50:09] That was a kunai.

[01:50:10] No no no!

[01:50:12] I'm going to kill her!

[01:50:13] Oh no!

[01:50:14] Oh no!

[01:50:17] I'm going to kill her!

[01:50:20] No!

[01:50:20] Kill her!

[01:50:21] No!

[01:50:22] Ah!

[01:50:23] Don't kill her!

[01:50:24] No!

[01:50:25] No!

[01:50:27] Don't kill her!

[01:50:28] I have flower in my hair!

[01:50:30] I have fun in my hair.

[01:50:35] Where's Reg? He just ran outside.

[01:50:40] You could just take one of those.

[01:50:42] Oh, that's cool. I can do a whole glass.

[01:50:45] Where's Reg?

[01:50:49] Now he went outside. Where'd he go? Did he run back around?

[01:50:52] Oh, maybe.

[01:50:53] He's getting his pistol punch.

[01:50:55] Oh, hell no. Oh, hell no.

[01:50:56] Wait, wait, wait. We need to talk.

[01:50:58] What do you fucking mean?

[01:51:00] Where is he?

[01:51:01] Sophie?

[01:51:02] I'm leaving OCS, I'm done with this shit.

[01:51:05] I'm leaving OCS, fuck it.

[01:51:07] At least he's full guys.

[01:51:09] Get it, cause like the stable...

[01:51:10] Oh, but at least he's...

[01:51:14] You fucking Australian fuck?

[01:51:15] Fuck Australia.

[01:51:16] Really?

[01:51:17] Yeah.

[01:51:18] Don't talk to Rosie like that!

[01:51:20] Bitch!

[01:51:21] I'm sorry I'm just saying that, motherfucker.

[01:51:24] Okay, okay, right here.

[01:51:26] Okay, okay, wait wait sit down. I have a question

[01:51:34] What do I do now?

[01:51:36] This coke it was a lot of coke. Yeah

[01:51:45] Is that awesome are you high already graph I bet news okay, it's flower and it's fucking for me right on your finger

[01:51:56] Wait.

[01:52:03] Run there!

[01:52:07] We surrender!

[01:52:08] We surrender!

[01:52:09] We surrender!

[01:52:10] We surrender!

[01:52:11] We surrender!

[01:52:12] We surrender!

[01:52:13] We surrender!

[01:52:14] We surrender!

[01:52:15] We surrender!

[01:52:17] What the hell is this?

[01:52:18] We surrender!

[01:52:19] Run there!

[01:52:20] Yes!

[01:52:21] What the fuck?

[01:52:22] What's my candy?

[01:52:24] Guys, I'm gonna make you a deal.

[01:52:25] I'll make you a deal.

[01:52:26] Yes, yes, yes.

[01:52:27] Anything.

[01:52:27] Yes.

[01:52:28] We'll leave you alone, actually.

[01:52:29] We'll leave right now.

[01:52:30] Okay.

[01:52:31] Do you want to give me a ratify?

[01:52:33] Ratify?

[01:52:34] I want ratify.

[01:52:34] I thought you was crazy real fun.

[01:52:36] I don't know.

[01:52:37] Ratify is if it's a hot shit twice.

[01:52:39] I want ratify.

[01:52:40] Take that thing.

[01:52:41] Don't be dead, baby.

[01:52:42] This is gonna hurt my ass.

[01:52:44] We can't.

[01:52:44] No, we can't take her out of here.

[01:52:46] Ah!

[01:52:47] Ah!

[01:52:48] Ah!

[01:52:49] Get out of here!

[01:52:50] Get out of here!

[01:52:51] Get out of here!

[01:52:52] Get out of here!

[01:52:53] Take him!

[01:52:54] Where is he?

[01:52:56] He's down there!

[01:52:58] He's down there!

[01:53:00] He's down there!

[01:53:02] He's down there!

[01:53:04] Are you sure?

[01:53:06] He's in the room!

[01:53:08] I know!

[01:53:10] I'm going to step in!

[01:53:12] Yes!

[01:53:14] Let me go!

[01:53:16] He's down there!

[01:53:18] Don't run!

[01:53:20] I'm really holding on.

[01:53:22] You like the ghost room?

[01:53:24] Uh, that's what I'm looking for on the little kid.

[01:53:26] That was the other night! That was my game!

[01:53:28] Wait, where are we going?

[01:53:30] I'll start up the group! Stop!

[01:53:32] Hey, why are you shooting me?

[01:53:34] Why are you shooting me?

[01:53:36] I'm an immigrant!

[01:53:38] Where the fuck did it caught us?

[01:53:40] Where the fuck did it caught us?

[01:53:42] Where the fuck did it caught us?

[01:53:44] Where the fuck did it caught us?

[01:53:46] Where the fuck? Where did it caught us?

[01:53:48] That was the other night!

[01:53:50] They caught us.

[01:53:52] No, they caught us. They caught us.

[01:53:54] I'm just trying to stop you.

[01:54:00] I'm going to pay the party.

[01:54:02] No, you're not.

[01:54:03] I am.

[01:54:04] There you go.

[01:54:05] There you go.

[01:54:06] There you go.

[01:54:07] What are you doing?

[01:54:08] Ah! Ah! Ah!

[01:54:10] I got it! I got it!

[01:54:12] It's cold!

[01:54:14] Oh my God!

[01:54:16] Relieve downstairs!

[01:54:18] What's up?

[01:54:19] Hey, get Sunny!

[01:54:20] Why she clean?

[01:54:21] Sunny clean!

[01:54:22] Get the hell out of here!

[01:54:23] No!

[01:54:24] It's a good question.

[01:54:25] Sunny, give me hug.

[01:54:26] I miss you.

[01:54:27] Why?

[01:54:28] Why?

[01:54:29] Give me a hug.

[01:54:30] Give me a hug.

[01:54:31] Give me a hug.

[01:54:32] Give me a hug.

[01:54:33] Give me a hug.

[01:54:34] Give me a hug.

[01:54:35] Get in here.

[01:54:36] Give me a hug.

[01:54:37] Sunny, I'll put you down in there.

[01:54:38] Who did that?

[01:54:39] What is that?

[01:54:40] I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean.

[01:54:43] I'm done.

[01:54:44] I'm done.

[01:54:45] I'm done, sir.

[01:54:46] I'm done.

[01:54:47] What the fuck was that, dude?

[01:54:48] What the fuck?

[01:54:50] Yo!

[01:54:51] It wasn't me, it wasn't me, my neck.

[01:54:53] Did you get his bed?

[01:54:54] Come on out, don't move, don't move.

[01:54:56] I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm a bitch.

[01:54:58] I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch.

[01:54:59] I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch.

[01:55:00] Okay, I apologize for everything.

[01:55:02] I apologize for everything.

[01:55:02] Downstairs, he's hiding in the closet, in Sunny's room.

[01:55:04] I promise you.

[01:55:05] Oh, it's not!

[01:55:06] He's fine!

[01:55:07] He's in Sunny's room, he's in Sunny's room.

[01:55:09] He's in Sunny's room.

[01:55:10] He's in Sunny's room.

[01:55:10] Is he under her bed?

[01:55:11] He's in Sunny's room.

[01:55:12] Bring the flower, bring the flower.

[01:55:14] He's in the study room, I promise.

[01:55:16] No, no, no, no, no, no!

[01:55:18] He's not there, he's not there!

[01:55:22] What do you know?

[01:55:24] That's not a fucking breath.

[01:55:26] Who the fuck is on that road, bitch?

[01:55:28] You think I know the 50K Kermit?

[01:55:30] It's not a breath.

[01:55:32] Don't breath. Back up. I'm on front of my neck.

[01:55:34] Right in my dust bag.

[01:55:36] We're not trolling.

[01:55:38] We're right in the corner and he coughs to everything.

[01:55:40] I'm wet as fuck. I got powder.

[01:55:42] You got the bomb!

[01:55:43] Could anybody handle one of these shots?

[01:55:45] What the fuck was that?

[01:55:45] It's here!

[01:55:47] Do you find that one?

[01:55:48] No it's not about that John

[01:55:51] Hello?

[01:55:52] Hello...Emmy!

[01:55:54] I feel good

[01:55:56] Get the hell out of here!

[01:55:59] I found the room!

[01:56:00] The fuck is this?

[01:56:03] What the fuck is this?

[01:56:06] What the fuck is this?

[01:56:07] What the fuck is this?

[01:56:09] No no, hey is it home?

[01:56:11] What's nice?

[01:56:12] Okay, so, I know how I do my thing

[01:56:14] with the chair this year, right?

[01:56:16] Sit down.

[01:56:17] No, no, no.

[01:56:17] Now, say no, and everybody else is sitting down.

[01:56:20] Sit in your chair.

[01:56:21] Sit in your chair.

[01:56:23] What the fuck was that?

[01:56:25] What the fuck?

[01:56:26] I didn't see anything.

[01:56:27] I didn't see anything.

[01:56:28] I didn't see anything.

[01:56:29] I didn't get that one.

[01:56:30] Ow!

[01:56:31] Oh, shit!

[01:56:32] That's what I'm talking about!

[01:56:34] Oh, that's hard!

[01:56:36] I'm going to go in a bazooka.

[01:56:38] Oh, it's locked.

[01:56:40] It's locked.

[01:56:42] It's locked.

[01:56:44] Oh, wow.

[01:56:46] That's mine.

[01:56:48] Right up by the door.

[01:56:50] It's locked.

[01:56:52] Right up by the door.

[01:56:54] Right up by the door.

[01:56:56] It's called extraction.

[01:56:58] It's locked.

[01:57:00] Oh, it's locked.

[01:57:02] That's why you know it's in there.

[01:57:04] There you go. One more to my nail.

[01:57:10] Sonny, leave the way! Sonny, if you don't leave the way, run!

[01:57:15] Welcome to my ratify!

[01:57:18] It's a great room, Sonny.

[01:57:20] Ratify!

[01:57:26] We should have a little too clean.

[01:57:29] It's a little too clean.

[01:57:31] Hey, this shirt's kinda sad.

[01:57:33] Is that a game of art?

[01:57:34] No.

[01:57:35] Are you falling here?

[01:57:36] Girl's don't fart.

[01:57:37] Girl's don't fart.

[01:57:39] Yeah, that's my set of abs.

[01:57:40] Hey, will you stop writing?

[01:57:42] What the hell are you doing?

[01:57:44] Hey, I'm over it.

[01:57:46] She's like, I don't know what I'm saying here.

[01:57:48] Wait, I think, wait.

[01:57:50] Hey, put that down.

[01:57:52] Is someone shooting the sign, bro?

[01:57:54] But that part's feeling sad.

[01:57:56] Grinding, man.

[01:57:57] Grinding, we're fine, bro.

[01:57:58] It's a league.

[01:57:59] Okay, look at the spot.

[01:58:01] Shit.

[01:58:03] Okay.

[01:58:05] That's good to know, Mark.

[01:58:07] Alright.

[01:58:09] Where'd everybody go?

[01:58:11] Where'd everybody go?

[01:58:13] Okay, where'd everybody go?

[01:58:15] Where'd everybody go?

[01:58:17] That's the girl's bathroom.

[01:58:19] That's the girl's bathroom.

[01:58:21] Where'd everybody go?

[01:58:23] Oh shit!

[01:58:25] Where'd everybody go?

[01:58:27] I'm gonna take my money.

[01:58:29] I'm gonna get my little Swiss cash.

[01:58:31] I'm gonna leave my friends with these guys in the stairs.

[01:58:33] You're drinking right.

[01:58:35] What's right?

[01:58:37] What's right?

[01:58:39] What's right?

[01:58:41] This is your phone right here.

[01:58:43] Right in my hand.

[01:58:45] Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[01:58:47] Yeah!

[01:58:49] Yeah!

[01:58:51] No.

[01:58:53] No, where the fuck you go?

[01:58:55] Run and say what?

[01:58:57] I'm gonna blow him

[01:58:58] Wait!

[01:58:59] I always start calling people

[01:59:00] Huh?

[01:59:02] Wait!

[01:59:02] What?

[01:59:03] Oh, hold on

[01:59:03] Why don't you call the police?

[01:59:05] I can't

[01:59:07] I can see you

[01:59:08] Oh, yeah

[01:59:10] I'm losing a brother

[01:59:12] No, where's my? It's okay

[01:59:14] Trevor

[01:59:14] Hey

[01:59:15] Can you say what's on your arm?

[01:59:17] No, where's my?

[01:59:17] No, no, no, no, no, no, no

[01:59:19] All right, all right, all right

[01:59:19] Fuck you, everyone

[01:59:20] Oh, okay. Have that guy out there you somewhere

[01:59:22] I think you're cool

[01:59:23] Oh, shock's on me

[01:59:24] He hasn't shocked me

[01:59:25] I'm bad at the math.

[01:59:27] Huh?

[01:59:27] I have to get the math.

[01:59:28] Shucks!

[01:59:28] I don't think they've learned their lesson.

[01:59:31] Shucks, Eddie!

[01:59:31] No, wait a minute.

[01:59:32] Get the math and get the math.

[01:59:33] No way!

[01:59:33] At the math.

[01:59:35] At the math.

[01:59:36] What?

[01:59:37] Shucks!

[01:59:37] No!

[01:59:38] Stop, stop, stop!

[01:59:38] Wait, why?

[01:59:39] Why?

[01:59:40] Why?

[01:59:40] No!

[01:59:41] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:59:42] Yeah!

[01:59:42] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:59:43] I don't know where the controller is.

[01:59:44] I don't know where the controller is.

[01:59:46] That's how I vote for it on me.

[01:59:47] Don't do it.

[01:59:48] It's a vote for the phone, isn't it?

[01:59:50] No I won't.

[01:59:51] I just won.

[01:59:53] You better fuck with her bitch.

[01:59:59] She's gone.

[02:00:00] I didn't know I was getting a little bit off of this thing.

[02:00:03] I don't want to go up.

[02:00:04] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:00:05] I don't want to go up.

[02:00:06] I don't want to go up.

[02:00:07] Oh.

[02:00:08] Oh.

[02:00:08] No.

[02:00:09] No!

[02:00:10] No!

[02:00:11] No!

[02:00:12] No!

[02:00:13] No!

[02:00:14] No!

[02:00:15] No!

[02:00:16] No, no, no!

[02:00:17] No!

[02:00:18] No!

[02:00:19] No!

[02:00:19] Fuck you, go ahead!

[02:00:21] I got...

[02:00:23] Fuck you!

[02:00:25] Fuck you!

[02:00:27] Say hello to the house.

[02:00:29] What?

[02:00:31] We want to hear it.

[02:00:33] We want to hear it.

[02:00:35] Hello, guys.

[02:00:37] Welcome to Austin!

[02:00:39] Yay!

[02:00:41] Thank you.

[02:00:45] Wow.

[02:00:47] Oh!

[02:00:48] Oh, these guys are the brothers to clean.

[02:00:50] These brothers are better for you.

[02:00:52] Wait guys, jump on his cleaner.

[02:00:54] Please, please, for...

[02:00:56] Oh, thank you.

[02:00:58] Oh, thank you.

[02:01:00] You thought it was for you.

[02:01:02] You are amazing.

[02:01:04] You are amazing.

[02:01:06] I want to do a follow-up on you.

[02:01:08] I'll go clean the mess.

[02:01:10] OK, what about us?

[02:01:12] What about us?

[02:01:14] It's the whole house clean.

[02:01:18] You guys get, instead of 25%, we'll only take 20%.

[02:01:24] 20%?

[02:01:26] Only 20%, okay.

[02:01:28] Wait, of what?

[02:01:30] Of what?

[02:01:32] Of my six.

[02:01:34] No!

[02:01:36] She let out another virus.

[02:01:38] That's my kitchen bomb.

[02:01:40] That's the...

[02:01:42] She's literally coughing in her kitchen.

[02:01:52] You want a tour of what?

[02:01:57] I didn't even get a tour! I didn't even know the house existed, game! You guys can park there! Boom, boom, boom!

[02:02:02] How the hell did you all even get in?

[02:02:04] Security didn't get you out of the door?

[02:02:06] No, the door was actually just wide open. It was literally the front door.

[02:02:08] Literally the fuck happen to us. We gotta leave the door open now.

[02:02:14] Yeah, we give y'all a tour welcome welcome to the OSES house

[02:02:22] You look good though too. It looks like you have blonde hair bro. Yeah

[02:02:31] I love that too, but you kind of

[02:02:38] Yeah, you do.

[02:02:40] At least he's stable.

[02:02:42] At least he's stable, yeah.

[02:02:44] You guys got a lot of water.

[02:02:46] I was just asking him, I could have a bottle of water.

[02:02:48] Drink?

[02:02:50] I can't.

[02:02:52] I don't know.

[02:02:54] You guys don't know about swimming.

[02:02:56] I'm a water.

[02:03:00] Stop showing my back!

[02:03:02] Are you out of water?

[02:03:04] At least he's stable.

[02:03:06] at least he's stable.

[02:03:07] At least he's financially free.

[02:03:09] I'm gonna get a geese for five.

[02:03:10] They're doing the emerald.

[02:03:11] I don't know.

[02:03:12] I think they're doing the emerald.

[02:03:13] I think they're doing the emerald.

[02:03:16] Wait guys, how do you guys know about swimming?

[02:03:17] Do you guys know how to swim or not?

[02:03:20] Our pool doesn't work.

[02:03:21] I'm a water-sweeping pool water.

[02:03:21] Oh, okay.

[02:03:22] Let's get to know.

[02:03:24] How about watching?

[02:03:25] What type of water where you spray the swim?

[02:03:27] Uh, water.

[02:03:29] No, but like, where'd you get the water from and stuff?

[02:03:32] Like...

[02:03:33] I put that shit in my mouth.

[02:03:40] I did.

[02:03:42] No way the bathtub filled up that fast.

[02:03:45] No, it does this walk.

[02:03:51] Stop.

[02:03:55] Stop.

[02:03:57] I mean, let's do a house tour then.

[02:04:01] Yeah, yeah, house tour.

[02:04:03] This is our beautiful, beautiful kitchen.

[02:04:07] Yeah!

[02:04:09] This is one of the cleanest stuff I've ever seen.

[02:04:11] One of the cleanest places?

[02:04:13] I mean, why is the house already dirty?

[02:04:15] See, the thing about us is we got it already dirty.

[02:04:17] Yeah, yeah.

[02:04:19] This is our house that was dirty, so we wanted the nostalgia for you.

[02:04:21] Nostalgia. You did as well.

[02:04:23] A little bit of triple home.

[02:04:25] We have plates, an air fryer cooker, a frying pan, a roaster, a stove, a stove, a stove.

[02:04:32] Wait, you guys never had plates before.

[02:04:35] No, no.

[02:04:36] Okay.

[02:04:37] Well, I don't know if you had any plates before.

[02:04:40] No.

[02:04:41] We didn't have a working place.

[02:04:42] We didn't have a kitchen.

[02:04:43] Yeah, we didn't have utensils.

[02:04:44] We had three people living in the living room.

[02:04:47] Our sink.

[02:04:48] Our sink didn't work.

[02:04:49] Yeah.

[02:04:50] His mother shut it.

[02:04:51] Oh, the fridge didn't work you.

[02:04:52] Yeah.

[02:04:53] Oh, the fridge didn't work yet.

[02:04:57] Roaches, rats, things that I made sure.

[02:05:02] Thorpe the R.I.P.

[02:05:05] It's heavy with thunder.

[02:05:07] No, that's thunder now.

[02:05:11] We had all that and then we got this and it was nice and then you died.

[02:05:15] I kind of like ruined it.

[02:05:17] And then we gave her a funeral.

[02:05:19] I don't know how to say it.

[02:05:22] At least he's stable.

[02:05:23] At least he's, yeah.

[02:05:24] The more you say it, the more you say it.

[02:05:27] You guys get it?

[02:05:28] He does.

[02:05:29] He does.

[02:05:30] No?

[02:05:31] No reference?

[02:05:32] No one got the reference?

[02:05:33] Are you ever like those Toshiba, Honda, Stenne, Benihana, Yahibachi?

[02:05:37] We got them.

[02:05:38] Okay, well let's do it.

[02:05:43] Yeah, let's go.

[02:05:44] We can show you Naji's room.

[02:05:45] Yeah.

[02:05:46] And then my room.

[02:05:47] No, I was going to do, I was going to go to the toilet for a month, but not even trouble, bro.

[02:05:52] Did I get a shower? I never thought so.

[02:05:58] This one's clean.

[02:06:00] Tray, please, please, Tray, please.

[02:06:02] Tray, please.

[02:06:04] Tray Sanchez, please, please.

[02:06:05] I'm not even gonna get a nice little fight.

[02:06:07] No, no, no, please, please, please, please, please.

[02:06:09] It's not bad, not bad, not bad.

[02:06:11] It's already broken. I was broken.

[02:06:13] Tray, what are you doing?

[02:06:15] Yeah!

[02:06:16] I heard it in the head, this is my room.

[02:06:18] Oh fuck, you're turning up the breath.

[02:06:23] OK, now there's too much nonsense room over here.

[02:06:26] OK.

[02:06:26] Brad, turn your fucker!

[02:06:28] Please!

[02:06:28] Wait, sir, can you try to get us, please?

[02:06:34] Yeah, we really fucked it.

[02:06:35] I'm so bad at this.

[02:06:36] Yeah, I like this game.

[02:06:37] Knee without feet?

[02:06:39] No, sir.

[02:06:42] Well, WJ-1!

[02:06:44] I've been for lunch.

[02:06:46] Oh, we can use some of this.

[02:06:47] Yeah, we should just take this.

[02:06:57] It's nice in here.

[02:06:58] Oh, oh, it's nice as hell.

[02:07:02] It's a good setup.

[02:07:03] Yeah.

[02:07:04] We should have come with this up.

[02:07:05] Yes, please!

[02:07:06] We need to go to the kitchen.

[02:07:07] Please!

[02:07:08] Please, stop!

[02:07:09] Are we going to the kitchen?

[02:07:10] Can you do a shake?

[02:07:11] I'm frosting already.

[02:07:12] I'm turning into Brad.

[02:07:14] No, you're not trusting.

[02:07:15] Oh, there you go.

[02:07:16] Oh, yeah, you're crossing.

[02:07:17] Okay.

[02:07:18] No!

[02:07:19] Yeah!

[02:07:20] Yeah!

[02:07:21] Yeah!

[02:07:22] Yeah!

[02:07:23] Yeah!

[02:07:24] Yeah!

[02:07:25] Fuck you.

[02:07:26] Why?

[02:07:27] Bro.

[02:07:28] Bro.

[02:07:29] Is there another bathroom right there for you?

[02:07:33] No, just a washroom.

[02:07:34] I'm sorry.

[02:07:35] My room's big.

[02:07:36] Watch your step.

[02:07:37] Your room is lit.

[02:07:38] I'm sorry.

[02:07:39] It's lit. I'll tell you they added these designs

[02:08:09] Oh man, you're such a trash.

[02:08:12] This is fucking for uncle.

[02:08:14] Oh, shit, it's bread.

[02:08:16] Oh, it's not.

[02:08:17] Hey!

[02:08:18] It smells like fucking bread.

[02:08:19] That was nice.

[02:08:20] Somebody smells like shit!

[02:08:22] I tried to...

[02:08:25] Oh my god.

[02:08:27] Oh, it's going in my ass right now.

[02:08:29] Ew!

[02:08:30] Fuck it.

[02:08:31] What's your problem?

[02:08:32] You're so dirty.

[02:08:33] I lost the forest in the crib.

[02:08:34] I had the forest in the crib.

[02:08:35] Now it's finally happy that I got out of the hood.

[02:08:38] You're lucky to have another word now

[02:08:40] Fuckin' filthy

[02:08:42] I'm free

[02:08:44] I am too

[02:08:46] Look at my fucking room, bruh

[02:08:48] This bed is your bed

[02:08:50] Look at my bed

[02:08:52] I got my hair done yesterday

[02:08:54] It does

[02:08:56] Well, Santi

[02:08:58] You just have the most love

[02:09:00] Dude, you're still a thorn

[02:09:02] That should be the end of the war

[02:09:04] That's a great story

[02:09:06] It's not

[02:09:09] Wait, there's not gonna sting right?

[02:09:11] Wait, what is it? Yeah, is it juice?

[02:09:14] It's died

[02:09:27] Sure to cook okay

[02:09:36] You let Singapore water on me!

[02:09:38] You let Singapore water on me!

[02:09:40] You let her edit for me!

[02:09:43] That's my towel!

[02:09:48] That's good, Niggas!

[02:09:50] This is hard!

[02:09:52] You made it about yourself.

[02:09:54] This shit is there.

[02:09:56] This is my turn, my turn, my turn!

[02:09:58] go go go go that was that

[02:10:26] That wasn't my man's girl, bro.

[02:10:51] This is real real silly when she came in.

[02:10:53] You said it, you saw her?

[02:10:55] No, no, no.

[02:10:57] Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. You know what I mean?

[02:10:59] It's gone.

[02:11:01] This is Raph's room.

[02:11:03] Yeah, yeah.

[02:11:05] Raph, you want to see?

[02:11:07] I have the decoration, babe.

[02:11:09] Raph, the ladies would love this.

[02:11:11] They're, they're gonna love this, Raph.

[02:11:13] There's a lot of shoes.

[02:11:15] You have a lot of computers.

[02:11:17] You do.

[02:11:19] We can ask the room.

[02:11:20] They can ask the room.

[02:11:21] They can ask the room.

[02:11:22] I talked to you on the first day.

[02:11:24] You can ask the room.

[02:11:25] You can ask the room.

[02:11:26] You can ask the room.

[02:11:27] The story doesn't have to be a room.

[02:11:28] The story doesn't have to be a room.

[02:11:29] It's not a story.

[02:11:30] It's just that he has sent us.

[02:11:31] No one has to be here.

[02:11:32] I'm going to have to be here while you're streaming every day.

[02:11:33] I have to ask the room.

[02:11:34] I have to ask the rest of you to rest and then send us.

[02:11:35] Ow!

[02:11:36] Sorry.

[02:11:37] Well, yeah, that was a wrap to the room.

[02:11:38] Yeah, yeah.

[02:11:39] Appreciate it, baby.

[02:11:40] That's how you're part of the team.

[02:11:41] I mean, that's not being...

[02:11:42] That's kind of like us.

[02:11:43] I mean, that's not me.

[02:11:46] That's kind of like us.

[02:11:48] Oh!

[02:11:49] Oh my god.

[02:11:50] This is like the movie.

[02:11:52] Yeah, but no, we're not going to see your house too.

[02:11:56] Our house is better.

[02:11:57] We're going to see your house too.

[02:11:59] Oh, you're going to show them our house?

[02:12:00] It's going to become a similar house for a kind of thing.

[02:12:02] Really?

[02:12:03] Steve, what if I bring his guns?

[02:12:04] Uh, I'm not going to lie.

[02:12:05] You should be worried about that.

[02:12:07] We're in Austin.

[02:12:08] We could just go to Academy.

[02:12:09] We're good.

[02:12:10] Okay.

[02:12:12] You have an Australian man

[02:12:17] So if you break it our house

[02:12:19] You're Regi fuck is a little globbin to do against a bazooka

[02:12:27] Okay, the metaphor

[02:12:42] Is that in?

[02:12:44] No, there he is!

[02:12:46] Let's go!

[02:12:48] Let's go!

[02:12:50] That's a go!

[02:12:52] That's a go!

[02:12:54] That's a go!

[02:12:56] Why is she clicking?

[02:12:58] Because she's like the girl

[02:13:00] leader.

[02:13:02] She's dead as a f**king individual.

[02:13:04] That's somebody going to f**k her up.

[02:13:06] Personally, he's not me!

[02:13:08] No, he's not me!

[02:13:10] You have to do it!

[02:13:12] You have to do it!

[02:13:14] Get ready to see your address buddy!

[02:13:16] Wait! Wait!

[02:13:18] You have to do it with us!

[02:13:20] Oh, oh, come on!

[02:13:22] You have to do it!

[02:13:24] Come on, don't do it!

[02:13:26] You do anything at me or see your address.

[02:13:28] Let's leave it to her and have an order, okay?

[02:13:30] Yeah, yeah. Wait!

[02:13:32] But if I leave the address, we can do the big one challenge.

[02:13:34] We want people to send us free food.

[02:13:36] That's what we want.

[02:13:38] But why are jeans so long?

[02:13:40] Oh, yes, jeans!

[02:13:42] Oh, that's right!

[02:13:44] Oh, that's right!

[02:13:46] Let's go, let's go!

[02:13:48] Let's go, let's go!

[02:13:50] Oh, yes!

[02:13:52] Oh, yes, yes!

[02:13:54] Extracts the smaller things off!

[02:13:56] Oh, you stay out of it!

[02:13:58] Have a nice day!

[02:14:00] Let's show you guys the rest. Downstairs.

[02:14:02] You guys.

[02:14:04] I'm scared of the downstairs.

[02:14:06] I hate my life.

[02:14:08] This is scary.

[02:14:10] I fucking hate my life.

[02:14:12] It's okay, not that bad.

[02:14:14] Fuck!

[02:14:16] My childhood feelings.

[02:14:22] Oh my god.

[02:14:28] Watch your step.

[02:14:30] It is slippery.

[02:15:06] What the fuck?

[02:15:08] Bonnie?

[02:15:09] How do you feel?

[02:15:11] I feel great. I'm clean.

[02:15:13] Get out.

[02:15:15] Get out of the room.

[02:15:17] All of my pants turned into glue.

[02:15:19] Oh, that's embarrassing.

[02:15:21] Oh, my God. I'm actually so mad.

[02:15:23] These are my favorite pants.

[02:15:25] Oh, they seem to stop.

[02:15:27] Not anymore, Dougie. You told my favorite pants in front of me.

[02:15:29] Don't stop. Don't stop.

[02:15:31] Hey, what's not me?

[02:15:33] I just bought these pants.

[02:15:35] This is not me

[02:15:38] Don't talk about your pants in front of me when you really see my pants

[02:15:42] I'm gonna do the lusting

[02:15:45] Stop!

[02:15:46] That's right!

[02:15:46] That's not even late!

[02:15:49] You live in the closet

[02:15:54] Come

[02:15:55] Did you get a red?

[02:15:56] I'm clean

[02:15:57] We guys bunked out

[02:15:59] But you have a hundred back red

[02:16:01] Yeah

[02:16:02] I'm honest and down at this point

[02:16:04] Oh

[02:16:07] Not be moving in anywhere

[02:16:16] Trying to take her what we do city with us you have a big man challenge. Yep. Yeah, so I so I get a leak address

[02:16:34] No, no, no!

[02:16:35] No, no!

[02:16:36] No, no, no!

[02:16:37] Yes, she is!

[02:16:38] No!

[02:16:39] I refuse!

[02:16:40] No, I'm Asian.

[02:16:41] Oh, yeah, they're all Asian.

[02:16:44] I'm Asian.

[02:16:45] Oh, dumba.

[02:16:46] Hey, we're all, we're all with them.

[02:16:47] We're all, you gotta be kidding me.

[02:16:48] Wait, are you like our token male?

[02:16:49] You better stand and count as Asian.

[02:16:50] Oh, so what?

[02:16:51] You're gonna have to say that.

[02:16:52] You're gonna have to say that.

[02:16:53] I'm Asian.

[02:16:54] Okay, well, I'm Asian.

[02:16:55] I'm Asian.

[02:16:56] I'm Asian.

[02:16:57] I'm Asian.

[02:16:58] I'm Asian.

[02:16:59] I'm Asian.

[02:17:00] I'm Asian.

[02:17:01] I'm Asian.

[02:17:02] I'm Asian.

[02:17:03] What

[02:17:33] I said, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:17:34] How does she see me?

[02:17:36] You done that?

[02:17:36] I don't know what's going on with it.

[02:17:38] I thought it was like the don't touch him color.

[02:17:39] What?

[02:17:40] What?

[02:17:40] I thought it was going to say.

[02:17:42] I mean, look at me.

[02:17:44] Don't touch him color.

[02:17:45] I thought it was saying.

[02:17:46] Freak Ashton, you had the don't touch him color?

[02:17:48] Yeah, like, like, like, like, that's not immunity color.

[02:17:52] I don't really know how you need a color if you don't touch him.

[02:17:55] Yes.

[02:17:57] What do you want me to do?

[02:17:58] All right, show them.

[02:17:59] Hey!

[02:18:01] Water.

[02:18:01] I'm gonna hit him with the ring.

[02:18:03] He's not gonna hit me.

[02:18:05] No, no, no, no.

[02:18:07] He's like our attack dog.

[02:18:09] He's gonna get crazy on ugly.

[02:18:11] He's like that, say no.

[02:18:13] I'm just scared, say no.

[02:18:15] I want to touch that.

[02:18:17] Oh, wait.

[02:18:19] We should actually try to bring Sonny to our house.

[02:18:21] I'm down.

[02:18:23] I'm actually down.

[02:18:25] Oh, shit.

[02:18:27] We did it.

[02:18:29] What are we doing after this?

[02:18:31] When we head back to the crib, what are we doing?

[02:18:34] What's happening to you guys after this?

[02:18:37] We. We.

[02:18:39] We can't take Sunday out. Me here doing a segment.

[02:18:41] Me eating the, um, me eating the 100s, me uh, me downing us.

[02:18:44] That's a little tough. I guess I, you know, in order to prove that you're a really good streamer, improv is a lot of the best way to set it.

[02:18:49] Oh no, you didn't mean today?

[02:18:51] We didn't mean today, we meant like permanently true.

[02:18:53] Oh, permanently true.

[02:18:55] Yeah, you can't take me as Sunday.

[02:18:58] Sunny we're part of them now. Okay, so we're part of this little group. They got to go back

[02:19:02] They only they only they only want you they don't want sunny

[02:19:07] We can take sunny y'all y'all have to choose

[02:19:09] I miss you Red just give me one hug.

[02:19:33] Why are your pants so long?

[02:19:40] I never get hugs.

[02:19:49] Rosie took it off of me. Rosie took it off of me.

[02:19:51] Bad boy.

[02:19:52] You did this. Look at me wrap.

[02:19:54] It's not me. It's your...

[02:19:56] You guys took me to bread.

[02:19:57] Bread at the end of your pants.

[02:19:59] I wonder why. Flour and water mix.

[02:20:01] I'll watch out.

[02:20:02] No, no, no, no.

[02:20:04] You're gonna get me.

[02:20:05] You're gonna get me.

[02:20:06] Oh, yeah.

[02:20:07] And.

[02:20:08] Hey, sit down.

[02:20:09] Are you there?

[02:20:10] Oh, she's.

[02:20:11] Ew.

[02:20:12] Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.

[02:20:13] What?

[02:20:14] It's like chunking out.

[02:20:15] And you touch me and put me in that.

[02:20:16] How do you guys feel about water?

[02:20:17] Oh, oh, why me?

[02:20:18] I got the TV.

[02:20:19] Oh, no.

[02:20:20] I got the TV.

[02:20:21] I got the TV.

[02:20:22] Wait, what do you want?

[02:20:23] No, no, no, no.

[02:20:24] Ooh, got the TV.

[02:20:25] Kill it.

[02:20:26] Kill it.

[02:20:27] You, Rosie.

[02:20:28] Kill this one.

[02:20:29] Come on, come on.

[02:20:30] Sammy!

[02:20:32] Sammy!

[02:20:34] Sammy!

[02:20:36] Sammy!

[02:20:38] Sammy?

[02:20:40] Why is she refilling?

[02:20:42] You should have killed him, right?

[02:20:44] He's just gonna go tag.

[02:20:46] What do they do?

[02:20:48] Hey, you guys are really good at telling me.

[02:20:50] Hey, that water might be nasty.

[02:20:52] I don't want to go... Why are we going down there?

[02:20:54] I'm not like anywhere near that point.

[02:20:56] I don't want to try...

[02:20:58] I don't trust him.

[02:20:59] Why would he trust him?

[02:21:01] Red.

[02:21:02] Come on, wait.

[02:21:03] Come on, wait.

[02:21:04] They're fine.

[02:21:05] I'll be over this, though.

[02:21:09] I don't trust him.

[02:21:12] Fire!

[02:21:13] Get down!

[02:21:15] Ah!

[02:21:15] What the fuck?

[02:21:16] Ah!

[02:21:17] That's so cool.

[02:21:17] What the fuck?

[02:21:18] Fuck you, Arcade.

[02:21:19] How are you going to get wet?

[02:21:22] Throw me a hand, please.

[02:21:24] Do you guys need to keep OCS on the bottom pool?

[02:21:26] Yeah.

[02:21:27] Well, let's get a drain first, so we're getting a drain.

[02:21:29] Yeah, it's like a cool spa right here, dude.

[02:21:31] No! No!

[02:21:33] I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.

[02:21:35] You better do this, please.

[02:21:39] Please, stop! Stop, stop, stop, stop!

[02:21:41] No, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

[02:21:43] Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

[02:21:45] Ah! What the fuck?

[02:21:47] What the fuck?

[02:21:49] Okay, Drew, we should do this.

[02:21:51] Guess what? I'm supposed to return that piece of...

[02:21:53] $500

[02:21:59] You got to give it a lot of subs

[02:22:06] 50k that was before their deal

[02:22:09] I got you with three bands bro

[02:22:15] You got us with three bands

[02:22:17] I got you with $3. Oh also

[02:22:23] Hey, if you have less than 500 in your account, you win, bro.

[02:22:26] Oh, thank you.

[02:22:27] I won.

[02:22:28] Bro, I ain't got no credit card, game.

[02:22:31] Click debit.

[02:22:32] Look here.

[02:22:33] This motherfucker.

[02:22:34] How are you the cleanest one?

[02:22:35] Actually, pitch me off.

[02:22:36] Stodging.

[02:22:37] Give me a hug, Emmy.

[02:22:38] Harry!

[02:22:39] Harry!

[02:22:40] Give me a hug, Emmy.

[02:22:41] That's all I want.

[02:22:42] I just want one hug.

[02:22:43] Say that!

[02:22:44] Just give me one hug.

[02:22:45] I just want one hug.

[02:22:46] I just want one hug.

[02:22:47] I just want one hug.

[02:22:48] Say that!

[02:22:49] I just want one hug.

[02:22:50] I just want one hug.

[02:22:51] I just want one hug.

[02:22:52] Give me one hug! Just one!

[02:22:54] Oh my god, I love this so much!

[02:22:56] This is so great!

[02:22:58] Wow! This is great!

[02:23:00] Wow, it has been a good time!

[02:23:02] I have a great time!

[02:23:06] There.

[02:23:08] Fuck, son of...

[02:23:10] What the hell happened to Emmy?

[02:23:12] Sorry, I had to get her dirty. It's just a prank.

[02:23:14] I'm so clean.

[02:23:16] I'm going to get flour off the floor.

[02:23:18] No, no, son of...

[02:23:20] My car suffers and all this yeah

[02:23:38] You are not me

[02:23:43] Thing around you that I can't wait is that's not the pink water right? That's the regular water

[02:23:47] I'm not feeling to like, hit you.

[02:23:48] Like, I would, if I had a gun, I wouldn't be spamming that fucking trigger.

[02:23:55] I don't feel you.

[02:23:56] I don't feel you.

[02:23:57] But, I mean, I don't feel like-

[02:23:58] I'm still, I'm still.

[02:23:59] I'm sorry.

[02:24:00] Apologize.

[02:24:01] Oh my God.

[02:24:02] You're gonna get him.

[02:24:03] You're gonna get him.

[02:24:04] Apologize.

[02:24:05] Apologize.

[02:24:06] Apologize.

[02:24:07] Oh my God.

[02:24:08] Apologize.

[02:24:09] Apologize.

[02:24:10] Apologize.

[02:24:11] Apologize.

[02:24:12] Apologize.

[02:24:13] Apologize.

[02:24:14] Apologize.

[02:24:45] Wait, he's trying to act like he's the cameraman so he doesn't get fucking killed.

[02:24:51] You're just recording through your iPhone, you're a streamer.

[02:24:54] Wait, touch the camera.

[02:24:56] This is the camera, you don't have to record, it's okay, you can jump in the pool too.

[02:24:59] You can be part of the segments.

[02:25:00] No, no, I don't care.

[02:25:01] I'm sorry.

[02:25:02] I'm sorry.

[02:25:03] I'm sorry, Bob.

[02:25:04] It's either you or me.

[02:25:05] I'm sorry, Bob.

[02:25:06] It's either you or me.

[02:25:07] It's either you or me.

[02:25:08] I'm sorry, Bob.

[02:25:09] It's either you or me.

[02:25:10] It's either you or me.

[02:25:11] It's either you or me.

[02:25:12] It's either you or me.

[02:25:13] I'll spare you but don't shoot me.

[02:25:15] Wait, wait.

[02:25:16] Edit time.

[02:25:17] Edit time.

[02:25:18] Get him in the car.

[02:25:19] Get him in the car.

[02:25:20] Send me...

[02:25:21] Fuckin' 30 takes!

[02:25:22] Ah!

[02:25:23] Sorry!

[02:25:24] Wait, yo, you...

[02:25:25] Is it on my hair?

[02:25:26] Uh, no.

[02:25:27] Oh, the flower?

[02:25:28] Yeah.

[02:25:29] No, you're getting out.

[02:25:30] I'm good now?

[02:25:31] Turn around, turn around.

[02:25:32] Oh, no, there's like little...

[02:25:33] There's like little specks.

[02:25:34] What?

[02:25:35] Oh, fuck.

[02:25:36] Why?

[02:25:37] Why?

[02:25:38] Why?

[02:25:39] Yeah.

[02:25:40] Did you guys know that?

[02:25:45] A drone just flew in.

[02:25:47] There's a drone walking in the glove.

[02:25:49] Shoot it, shoot it.

[02:25:51] Aw, they already got a hat.

[02:25:53] What the fuck is that?

[02:25:54] Fuck.

[02:25:55] Is that your drone?

[02:25:57] What the?

[02:25:58] Alright, well, GG to your address then.

[02:26:00] How are they?

[02:26:02] Now that's some new shit.

[02:26:03] That's over.

[02:26:04] Give me your right.

[02:26:05] That's door down.

[02:26:06] That's my door down!

[02:26:07] Fuck!

[02:26:08] How did they get the address?

[02:26:10] How did they get the address?

[02:26:12] How could this have happened?

[02:26:14] Okay, what do I do now?

[02:26:16] I can't, I can't, I can't!

[02:26:18] Bro, hey!

[02:26:20] Oh my god!

[02:26:22] SPIDER!

[02:26:24] Crap, chill!

[02:26:26] I'm gonna die!

[02:26:28] I'm gonna die!

[02:26:30] I'm gonna die!

[02:26:32] I'm gonna die!

[02:26:34] I'm gonna die!

[02:26:36] Yeah, I can send it to hell.

[02:26:45] Wait, we can relocate to that?

[02:26:47] That happens?

[02:26:48] Yeah.

[02:26:49] You just gave me nothing.

[02:26:51] You went to my room just so you could put fucking flour in these fucking bits.

[02:26:55] Fuck you.

[02:26:56] I'm sorry.

[02:26:57] I'm sorry.

[02:26:58] I'm sorry.

[02:26:59] No, no, no, no.

[02:27:00] Okay, okay, okay.

[02:27:01] No, no, no.

[02:27:02] Please.

[02:27:03] Actually, I'm gonna cut you off.

[02:27:05] I'm gonna cut you off.

[02:27:06] Let's go away from me.

[02:27:07] So, say no.

[02:27:08] I'm hurt.

[02:27:09] Give me a hug.

[02:27:10] No, no, no.

[02:27:11] I'm a bunch of kids.

[02:27:13] Is it OSC yesterday?

[02:27:15] Sorry, what?

[02:27:16] OSC yesterday?

[02:27:17] Yeah, you trip out OSC once?

[02:27:18] No, because you guys remember when Ray was gonna do that, actually, and then you decided

[02:27:22] to be mean.

[02:27:23] How about me?

[02:27:24] No, no.

[02:27:25] Ray said she's so mean.

[02:27:26] Rap, you're great.

[02:27:27] Actually, I did like Rap.

[02:27:28] Rap is great.

[02:27:29] Rap is crazy.

[02:27:30] You were fucking terrible when you say he's glad he went against

[02:27:36] Really

[02:27:47] Yeah

[02:28:00] Not going no no

[02:28:26] Bro I just broke my five dig no shower streak and I

[02:28:30] Take one more!

[02:28:32] Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!

[02:28:34] Take it!

[02:28:35] Take it!

[02:28:36] Take it!

[02:28:37] What do you mean, take it!

[02:28:38] Why are you letting me?

[02:28:39] Why are you letting me?

[02:28:40] Come on!

[02:28:41] Oh my god!

[02:28:42] Oh my god!

[02:28:43] Come on!

[02:28:44] He's dead.

[02:28:44] Grab!

[02:28:45] Oh my god, he's dead.

[02:28:46] Grab!

[02:28:47] You got him?

[02:28:48] I got him, bro.

[02:28:50] Oh my god, fuck you, man.

[02:28:52] God, what the fuck?

[02:28:54] Oh my god!

[02:28:55] You guys are dying in a fucking one two one.

[02:28:58] Oh, that's bad, that's bad, that's bad.

[02:29:04] Let's turn it down, let's turn it down.

[02:29:07] Oh my god, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:29:10] Oh, god.

[02:29:11] If that thing is the worst than the other ones we have at the house.

[02:29:14] Actually?

[02:29:15] Yes.

[02:29:16] I'm going to step back a little.

[02:29:17] Yeah, look at this.

[02:29:18] It left an imprint.

[02:29:19] Actually?

[02:29:20] It burned my skin.

[02:29:21] I thought you were talking.

[02:29:22] That's crazy.

[02:29:23] Our game is an entry.

[02:29:24] I thought you were talking about that.

[02:29:26] Artie, I'm sorry.

[02:29:27] Yeah, I thought I'd never say this, but...

[02:29:28] Maybe L.A. was nice.

[02:29:30] Yeah, maybe was.

[02:29:31] Welcome to Austin!

[02:29:32] Woo!

[02:29:33] Hey!

[02:29:34] Welcome.

[02:29:35] We're actually very happy.

[02:29:36] We're welcome.

[02:29:37] What's that?

[02:29:38] I think we were talking about...

[02:29:39] What state we're in.

[02:29:40] Oh, yeah.

[02:29:41] Oh, God, we're in Austin.

[02:29:42] I don't know if you guys have noticed, but yes, we are in Austin, Texas now.

[02:29:46] Oh!

[02:29:47] Oh, wait.

[02:29:48] You did it before the revealed muscle.

[02:29:49] No, once they seen y'all walking, I know.

[02:29:51] Yeah.

[02:29:52] And they seen the water boomer.

[02:29:53] I mean, bro, we're 36 to the stream, Redify just says Austin.

[02:29:59] I mean, at least the dye came off with the water.

[02:30:04] Also, I have hope in my room.

[02:30:06] So what do you guys usually do to catch alive in Austin?

[02:30:09] Nothing.

[02:30:11] How much are cleaners in Austin?

[02:30:14] Do you guys know?

[02:30:16] One more time.

[02:30:18] Do you guys know some cleaning people that can come and help us?

[02:30:21] Just tell them to charge y'all's recent cost to be up there.

[02:30:23] Just show them the same car percent of money.

[02:30:25] How about we'll just deduct the 20% for the first, like, week?

[02:30:29] Yeah, we can deduct the 20%.

[02:30:31] By the way, I want to let you know you guys have just started something.

[02:30:35] You know what I mean?

[02:30:37] The thing about us is we don't get back, we get even.

[02:30:39] So, you know what I mean?

[02:30:40] You could say this is a little bit of a...

[02:30:42] No, I'm going even.

[02:30:43] We're going further.

[02:30:46] You can come to the pool.

[02:30:47] No, come to the pool.

[02:30:48] I cover the white.

[02:30:48] No, you're a mess.

[02:30:49] No!

[02:30:50] OK!

[02:30:50] I know!

[02:30:51] I'm sorry!

[02:30:51] Please, please, please!

[02:30:52] Yugi, come on!

[02:30:53] I'm just watching you.

[02:30:53] No!

[02:30:54] No!

[02:30:54] Yugi, Yugi, Yugi!

[02:30:55] No!

[02:30:56] Yugi, Yugi, Yugi!

[02:30:56] No!

[02:30:57] Yugi, Yugi, Yugi!

[02:30:57] No!

[02:30:58] I have a question!

[02:30:58] No, I'm just kidding!

[02:30:59] I know you didn't cover it!

[02:31:00] No, no, please!

[02:31:00] No!

[02:31:01] Where does work pass if you're here?

[02:31:02] What?

[02:31:02] You're partaking!

[02:31:03] What?

[02:31:04] No!

[02:31:04] Ah!

[02:31:05] Ah!

[02:31:06] Ah!

[02:31:07] Ah!

[02:31:08] Ah!

[02:31:09] Ah!

[02:31:10] Ah!

[02:31:11] Ah!

[02:31:19] It's the first time I've done a wet.

[02:31:21] Not a lot, no, not a lot.

[02:31:22] Wait, look here, Doug, clean you.

[02:31:24] It actually cleans you.

[02:31:25] No, it did clean me.

[02:31:26] That's why I jumped.

[02:31:28] I was praying it would help.

[02:31:30] Bro, is it cleansing you?

[02:31:31] I saw it to your necks.

[02:31:32] I feel it.

[02:31:34] I throw my AC out.

[02:31:34] No, it'll clean your pants.

[02:31:35] No, no, I throw my AC out.

[02:31:36] I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.

[02:31:37] I throw my AC out.

[02:31:38] No, no, you're good.

[02:31:39] I can't swim, I throw my AC out.

[02:31:40] They do water therapy when you take your AC out.

[02:31:42] Fuck therapy!

[02:31:42] Come on, it's on me, please!

[02:31:44] What do you mean? They get watered there if you suck it up?

[02:31:49] Yeah, I'm going.

[02:31:50] Okay.

[02:31:51] I feel like I've ascended.

[02:31:56] I'm now on a new level. I'm super saying three.

[02:31:59] Still worse.

[02:32:00] I'm not gonna lie.

[02:32:02] I've missed it.

[02:32:03] Yeah, I've missed the game.

[02:32:05] Goob hug, man.

[02:32:06] Okay, fuck.

[02:32:07] Goob hug.

[02:32:08] Get her!

[02:32:09] Get her!

[02:32:10] No!

[02:32:11] No!

[02:32:12] No!

[02:32:13] Stop!

[02:32:15] Emmy, I missed you too.

[02:32:16] Oh yeah, you're great, Yugi.

[02:32:18] You're great!

[02:32:18] Oh!

[02:32:19] Oh!

[02:32:20] Oh!

[02:32:21] Oh!

[02:32:22] Oh!

[02:32:23] Oh!

[02:32:24] You fucking hate fucking artillery!

[02:32:26] It's that big legal internship, nigga!

[02:32:29] Ah!

[02:32:30] Stop!

[02:32:30] I should bet, man!

[02:32:32] I should bet!

[02:32:33] Yugi!

[02:32:34] Yeah, how is it, how is it?

[02:32:35] You don't use it like how Emberu was using it.

[02:32:37] Choo-choo!

[02:32:38] I'm not using it that way!

[02:32:40] Bro!

[02:32:41] Dude, keep...

[02:32:44] You again!

[02:32:45] Keep going, keep going, keep going!

[02:32:46] Keep going, one more time, one more time!

[02:32:56] So shall we sit down and have a podcast?

[02:32:58] Well, this is hard.

[02:32:59] Well, this is...

[02:33:05] We're going to throw welcome parties soon, too.

[02:33:08] If you guys would like to come to that, then I've got to clean the crib.

[02:33:11] Yeah, but y'all have to come.

[02:33:12] Y'all have to get out of here with no friends.

[02:33:14] When's your welcoming party?

[02:33:15] If I don't come, you're not a friend.

[02:33:16] You're not a friend.

[02:33:17] When's your welcoming party?

[02:33:18] I'll see if we can make it.

[02:33:19] We'll see if we can make it.

[02:33:20] Yeah, yeah, we still gotta pick a day.

[02:33:22] You guys are busy, maybe.

[02:33:23] So we'll let you know if we're busy enough.

[02:33:25] OK, gotcha.

[02:33:26] If y'all are not there, we don't want to be friends with us.

[02:33:28] Right.

[02:33:29] But you might be busy.

[02:33:30] If you guys come to the party, we won't get you guys back.

[02:33:32] Mm-hmm.

[02:33:33] Oh, good.

[02:33:34] That's fairs.

[02:33:37] You guys still, you're going to pay for the cleaners out of the 20%, right?

[02:33:42] Oh no, it's either y'all pair or we go further.

[02:33:46] Your shirt says future millionaire, so it's kind of like...

[02:33:50] Future. Future.

[02:33:54] Ohhhh!

[02:33:58] We can wait.

[02:34:01] Yeah, we can wait.

[02:34:03] Wait, so you have all the time in the world?

[02:34:06] Wait, something of mine did get birdie.

[02:34:08] My Vivian Westwood backpack!

[02:34:10] Sonsie! Sonsie!

[02:34:12] Go in the pool!

[02:34:14] No!

[02:34:15] It's Sonsie, Sonsie, come on, dude.

[02:34:17] Hey, did you see my room? She's complaining about her Vivian Westwood.

[02:34:19] She's a billionaire!

[02:34:20] I passed my interview!

[02:34:22] Oh!

[02:34:24] Yeah!

[02:34:26] I don't know, hopefully.

[02:34:28] I hope you don't get that in a house.

[02:34:30] I'm sorry.

[02:34:32] I'm sorry.

[02:34:34] Are you kidding me?

[02:34:36] So, hello guys.

[02:34:38] Do you think your house is torn next?

[02:34:40] Do you think your house is torn?

[02:34:42] Yeah.

[02:34:44] I feel like we didn't see everything.

[02:34:46] Yeah.

[02:34:48] That was everything.

[02:34:50] Today, it's the anniversary of the first week.

[02:34:52] Oh, yeah.

[02:34:54] about the chair room.

[02:34:56] I know, we don't talk about it.

[02:34:58] It's just like things we kind of just, uh, you know, ballish.

[02:35:00] Yeah.

[02:35:01] Ballish.

[02:35:02] Wait, wait, can we all take a Polaroid photo?

[02:35:04] I'll give you guys one.

[02:35:06] Who will take the photo?

[02:35:10] Okay.

[02:35:11] Oh, thank you.

[02:35:12] Wait, let me get my map.

[02:35:13] I look like crazy, bro.

[02:35:15] No, jump in the pool.

[02:35:17] Yo, don't apologize.

[02:35:18] It's not gonna happen to y'all soon.

[02:35:20] Don't worry.

[02:35:21] Don't apologize.

[02:35:23] Really, you wanna do that?

[02:35:24] You wanna do that?

[02:35:25] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:35:27] Don't apologize.

[02:35:28] Sina!

[02:35:28] Group!

[02:35:29] Group!

[02:35:30] Group!

[02:35:31] I want the bassista.

[02:35:32] I want the bassista.

[02:35:33] I can't have just a watch on my face.

[02:35:34] Ha ha ha!

[02:35:35] I'm gonna break this.

[02:35:36] I'm gonna break this.

[02:35:37] I'm gonna break this.

[02:35:38] I'm gonna break this.

[02:35:39] I'm gonna break this.

[02:35:40] This man!

[02:35:41] That's what you get.

[02:35:42] What?

[02:35:43] What?

[02:35:44] What?

[02:35:45] I don't want to hug.

[02:35:46] No!

[02:35:47] That's the character's name!

[02:35:48] That's the character's name!

[02:35:49] He was playing!

[02:35:50] He was playing!

[02:35:51] He was playing!

[02:35:52] No, their name is Tuddux.

[02:35:54] What are you doing?

[02:35:55] Take a picture!

[02:35:56] I'll crouch since I'm a little taller.

[02:35:59] I'll crouch, too.

[02:36:00] You have a boogie whoop in your ears.

[02:36:02] No, I don't know.

[02:36:03] Why are you so far down?

[02:36:05] So everyone's gonna fix it.

[02:36:07] Some people gotta go.

[02:36:09] You guys get in the front.

[02:36:10] Squeeze in a little bit, boys.

[02:36:11] Okay.

[02:36:12] This is...

[02:36:13] Oh, yeah.

[02:36:14] You guys go in the front.

[02:36:15] Yeah.

[02:36:16] Yeah.

[02:36:17] So I'll lower that.

[02:36:18] I'll work it out.

[02:36:19] Wait, do I look pool saunters? Let me know.

[02:36:22] Okay, take two so I can give one to y'all.

[02:36:24] Oh.

[02:36:30] Hold it, hold it, hold it. One more, one more.

[02:36:32] Wait, now pull it out and then take another one.

[02:36:34] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:36:37] Like underneath the, the cover.

[02:36:39] Don't pull the block thing out, just the picture.

[02:36:41] Underneath it. There you go.

[02:36:45] Perfect.

[02:36:46] Wait, that's kinda awesome.

[02:36:49] 3, 2, 1...

[02:36:53] Thank you!

[02:36:54] This is amazing!

[02:36:55] Look at what we got!

[02:36:56] Woo!

[02:36:58] I thought we got a drink.

[02:37:00] Welcome to our...

[02:37:01] Welcome!

[02:37:02] Oh, that's nice!

[02:37:06] What's up? You can get new pants here!

[02:37:08] I want to go back to LA. This should try.

[02:37:10] It's like he's been sexist!

[02:37:12] He's from Houston.

[02:37:14] Houston.

[02:37:15] Yeah.

[02:37:16] Wait, I wonder if you know about Kelly.

[02:37:18] like eight months ago yeah yeah but it's actually kind of better than I

[02:37:23] remember Austin's not really human yeah I'm from Louisiana yeah I'm from

[02:37:28] Korea ancestors were slaves true yeah I like that is my grandparents it was

[02:37:33] your grandfather yeah it's okay wait oh my god wait his answers are from

[02:37:41] Louisiana as well I forgot about that we did a DNA test so your answers are

[02:37:46] Also, but we probably cousins and also Jewish and I'm Asian

[02:37:53] Jewish Palestinian edit with you with the Jewish scarf on DNA tests

[02:38:01] Five times on Twitter and it bangs every time. Yeah, it's because of DNA test

[02:38:06] And I'm allergic to vegetables. So if we come over and no vegetables guys, please

[02:38:16] We're going to be ordering or are you all going to be, you know what I mean?

[02:38:18] Takeout?

[02:38:18] Oh my god.

[02:38:19] Oh my god.

[02:38:20] Oh my god.

[02:38:21] We have a win?

[02:38:22] Oh yeah.

[02:38:22] No.

[02:38:23] No.

[02:38:23] I got an open case.

[02:38:25] I got a long game.

[02:38:27] I got a long game.

[02:38:28] What are you all thinking?

[02:38:29] I'm good.

[02:38:30] I'm good.

[02:38:31] Tomorrow.

[02:38:31] Yeah, we won't say tomorrow.

[02:38:32] We'll make sure to leave early.

[02:38:34] We'll leave early.

[02:38:35] We'll leave at 9 PM.

[02:38:36] No, we can skip on sleep and we can just have party all night.

[02:38:40] Oh my god.

[02:38:41] Oh my god.

[02:38:42] Guys, our stove also just broke.

[02:38:44] Oh, we'll just order.

[02:38:45] Yeah, yeah.

[02:38:45] Special kind of stove

[02:38:56] Actually, we have three kitchens in here

[02:39:15] Okay, this is ours, oh

[02:39:33] That's cute

[02:39:45] Oh, you want it? It's okay. Here you go. Sorry.

[02:39:47] No, you can't buy it.

[02:39:49] You actually can't buy that.

[02:39:51] No.

[02:39:52] Are these exclusive?

[02:39:53] Oh, yeah. Sorry.

[02:39:54] How do you get it?

[02:39:55] To get from Riot Games.

[02:39:57] Okay, Riot Games?

[02:39:58] Oh, that's a Vandoskin.

[02:40:00] Huh?

[02:40:01] No, it's not.

[02:40:02] I think that's a Lee.

[02:40:03] But they have a Vandoskin like that, no?

[02:40:05] No, they don't.

[02:40:06] No, that's...

[02:40:07] It has an L on it.

[02:40:08] You really have the logo.

[02:40:10] It might be a Vandoskin from Fowler, you say?

[02:40:13] Yeah, but it's from our team from our team.

[02:40:18] I didn't know that Jason went to the school.

[02:40:20] Oh, that shows hard.

[02:40:23] Well, it's definitely got to start with Charlotte.

[02:40:26] Yeah, I think that's the first game!

[02:40:28] It's our first game!

[02:40:29] It's our first!

[02:40:30] I'm so busy, so I think we have to go as a team.

[02:40:33] Wait, what do you guys have planned?

[02:40:35] Oh, yeah.

[02:40:36] I mean, we can just tag along, and we can just go ahead.

[02:40:39] No, I've been among us all day at six.

[02:40:41] a sense

[02:40:48] my lobby

[02:40:52] they have the github link you have at least 30 people

[02:40:56] oh yeah we have 30 people

[02:40:59] emi's actually playing league later

[02:41:02] ohhhhhh

[02:41:04] i love league

[02:41:05] i'm silver played i'm silver played but i'm down to run it

[02:41:08] stick with the modern to I have to I really have to open 60 cents CS cases

[02:41:14] guys only one only one person can click the button guys oh my god I have an

[02:41:25] idea what if we we what if we all just take our setups and we do a land CS

[02:41:29] going open what if we move into their crib oh it's because you guys have an

[02:41:37] experience this we MIBY you know security stuff I think I think chatter

[02:41:41] lift the house on fire yeah now I understand why you guys

[02:41:46] need to know

[02:41:49] you're with us you're one of us welcome

[02:42:03] Hey, best guy.

[02:42:04] Woo!

[02:42:05] Rosie!

[02:42:06] Rosie.

[02:42:07] Oh, it just sounds right.

[02:42:08] So how long will you be staying at their house tonight?

[02:42:11] So...

[02:42:12] We want to get back.

[02:42:13] We need to get back.

[02:42:14] And you're our plan on the inside.

[02:42:16] We need to steal you for two seconds.

[02:42:18] We'll talk soon.

[02:42:19] He doesn't like you.

[02:42:20] No, Rosie, you have to come.

[02:42:21] You have all three chats.

[02:42:22] Come on.

[02:42:23] We'll talk soon, Rosie.

[02:42:24] Only two seconds, right?

[02:42:25] We'll be inside.

[02:42:26] Hey.

[02:42:27] Oh, yeah, we will.

[02:42:28] Please?

[02:42:29] Please?

[02:42:30] We're on our ground.

[02:42:31] We have a surprise.

[02:42:32] Okay.

[02:42:33] Okay, let's go upstairs, okay.

[02:42:40] Can we back together, though?

[02:42:51] Yeah, you need to go out in the car.

[02:42:54] Okay.

[02:42:55] Are you guys good?

[02:42:56] I haven't done the left side, I'm outside downstairs.

[02:42:59] Uh, do you want to sneak back down and go grab it?

[02:43:02] Yeah, here you go, Gaby, it's done.

[02:43:04] You got to get out of here, man.

[02:43:06] They're gonna go to our house.

[02:43:08] We sucked up. We should have never come here.

[02:43:11] We should have briskly dropped to the car.

[02:43:20] Oh, a leak? Yes, sorry, guys. I'll come up.

[02:43:23] Yes, we really don't care.

[02:43:32] The lovely photo.

[02:43:37] I did not know Flower was going to be involved today.

[02:43:42] And Ronnie did not bring the tablets.

[02:43:45] Well, don't worry, I don't have any on me.

[02:43:50] Thanks.

[02:43:53] There's nothing on you, do you?

[02:43:55] I have some on my shoes, but I'll be careful.

[02:44:02] What a beautiful place, huh?

[02:44:06] What a... yeah, great holiday.

[02:44:09] It is funny.

[02:44:11] Just a funny holiday.

[02:44:21] You know, I have a freaking mud on my feet.

[02:44:26] You know what?

[02:44:28] She's got mud on her feet.

[02:44:32] I'm not greedy.

[02:44:42] Yeah, buddy, buddy, buddy. There's a towel. Sit on it. Sit on it, please.

[02:44:45] Yeah, just get out of the car and lay it on the seat.

[02:44:48] So tuck it into the top of the seat though, so you don't get in the little things.

[02:44:52] I can send you my car detailer, son.

[02:44:54] Okay.

[02:44:56] Also Chad, they said they don't care if we film the outside. That's why Rosie, uh...

[02:45:00] Yeah, we're working out. Yeah. Oh, they were worried about covering. No chat. We asked we we asked already. Don't worry

[02:45:09] Can you tuck it into the the top of the seat because it'll get in the holes

[02:45:13] So I get out of the car and like mine was tucked. Oh my

[02:45:18] Like up into this so it doesn't like it tries to give us a little flower in the holes at least it's behind your back

[02:45:24] They suggested we go to the front. We're like, oh, how should we get in there? Like just film in the front for a little

[02:45:30] They make the address public so then wrap they get the viewers and send as much food as possible and he has to eat

[02:45:36] That's like a real segment does yeah, is that is that crazy for a big one challenge. Can you imagine if we could do that?

[02:45:43] Yeah

[02:45:46] I'll go outside. I'll be so sad

[02:45:49] Imagine it would be so cool

[02:45:55] Yeah, go outside try it

[02:45:57] Why is there a drone flying over?

[02:46:00] Oh, that was Tray.

[02:46:02] Are you sure?

[02:46:03] Yeah.

[02:46:04] Because I asked them and they said it wasn't their drone.

[02:46:06] Yeah, I know, they're trolling.

[02:46:07] Oh.

[02:46:08] They trolling one.

[02:46:09] I thought for sure they got their stuff leaked.

[02:46:11] Take, Sonny.

[02:46:12] That should be fine.

[02:46:13] Sonny will be okay.

[02:46:16] Sonny will come later.

[02:46:17] Sonny will be fine, Chad.

[02:46:19] But we will come back for that.

[02:46:20] We have to save that girl.

[02:46:21] We do.

[02:46:22] I got a household man being a token woman, especially a token Asian woman.

[02:46:26] She's a double token!

[02:46:28] I forgot to put fartspray all over their house!

[02:46:31] Whatever, that's good enough.

[02:46:33] We should put it all over the room.

[02:46:36] Damn it, that would be good.

[02:46:38] I have a fartspray.

[02:46:39] Why not even get this fartspray for when we use it?

[02:46:42] I'm not using it in our house.

[02:46:44] That was a crazy girls day.

[02:46:47] I guess.

[02:46:48] W girls day.

[02:46:49] W girls day.

[02:46:51] Oh, wow.

[02:46:52] I did not know the flower was gonna be involved today.

[02:47:01] Yeah, I was second guessing it, but I was like, I'm not.

[02:47:04] Yeah, I can think of the comms Bonnie.

[02:47:06] I was wearing my favorite pants.

[02:47:08] I was wearing my favorite hoodie today too.

[02:47:11] Wait, today?

[02:47:12] Yes, I love the hoodie. It's ultra.

[02:47:14] Why did this person just do that? Oh my god.

[02:47:17] Did you see that?

[02:47:18] Yeah.

[02:47:19] Do you want me to take your car, man?

[02:47:22] Bro!

[02:47:23] Oh my god.

[02:47:25] We almost lost Rosie.

[02:47:27] That guy just pulled out and then he stopped and just looked at me.

[02:47:30] Well I saw him, he looked like, you know, he fucked up, he was like, kind of like...

[02:47:34] Yeah, he was like, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[02:47:36] Why?

[02:47:38] I can have flour all over my face.

[02:47:42] That was...

[02:47:44] That was...

[02:47:46] Can I get a sip?

[02:47:48] I gotta go home, I have to, I have stuff to do.

[02:47:51] Do I have to just like that?

[02:47:53] I have time.

[02:47:54] Big Donald's.

[02:47:55] I do have time.

[02:47:57] Do you guys can go after one in the back?

[02:47:59] She has no time.

[02:48:00] I do have time.

[02:48:01] What is that string?

[02:48:02] I have to get back, because I have the, the, uh, Wobby.

[02:48:05] Yo, W5, thank you so much.

[02:48:07] W5.

[02:48:07] You got a freaking beans bowl.

[02:48:09] Thank you so much.

[02:48:10] Nice to the moon launch happen yet.

[02:48:13] What was the launch?

[02:48:14] Oh yeah, there was one today, wasn't there?

[02:48:16] What the heck?

[02:48:18] Wait, did it happen? I want to watch it.

[02:48:22] Did it happen, Orangie-chan?

[02:48:24] 30 minutes.

[02:48:25] In 30 minutes?

[02:48:27] Ooh, we can watch it.

[02:48:29] I'm gonna be sick.

[02:48:32] Wait, so if we get home,

[02:48:35] we want to watch it together?

[02:48:37] Sure. That's all we watch again.

[02:48:39] Oh, you are gonna react to me?

[02:48:41] That'd be cool.

[02:48:42] That is cute.

[02:48:43] I wanna see what- Emmy's gonna look like when she goes to the moon.

[02:48:45] I like space stuff.

[02:48:47] Wait, Emmy, you do?

[02:48:48] Yeah, I'm just like, thanks for the four months.

[02:48:50] I love space stuff.

[02:48:51] Have you ever gone stargazing before?

[02:48:55] I don't.

[02:48:56] Okay, so I do think stargazing's cool,

[02:48:58] but I like space science stuff.

[02:49:02] And my dream is to go to the moon.

[02:49:04] Yeah, we're trying to figure out how to send Emmy to the moon.

[02:49:05] Well, not the moon, specifically just space.

[02:49:08] Just like, just go really high.

[02:49:11] Have you ever looked into it?

[02:49:12] Because I've looked into some stuff.

[02:49:16] Um, and I think it would be really cool to do.

[02:49:19] Well, it's really hard.

[02:49:20] You need to know certain people and most of them are not, you know, the best people.

[02:49:25] But I know some people who know some people, but I feel like it's still not going to happen.

[02:49:30] Yeah.

[02:49:30] Something like the handshake theory.

[02:49:32] The handshake theory.

[02:49:33] You're five handshakes away from the person that you need to know.

[02:49:36] If you had an opportunity to go to space, but there's a chance like you might not be able to come back,

[02:49:40] but you could go all the way to like...

[02:49:42] I would do it.

[02:49:43] You're not too good at looking.

[02:49:44] I would do it.

[02:49:44] I said the same thing.

[02:49:45] I would too because like I want to see I just want to be able to see the planets. I think it's so interesting

[02:49:56] I don't want to go see Jupiter

[02:50:03] I used to go stargazing a lot and I used to map stars

[02:50:06] I love stars so much and I always show people you can actually see the Milky Way Galaxy spiral at night in the summer

[02:50:13] It's a really cool, but people don't know because they think it's like

[02:50:17] Like a cloud so it looks weird in the sky. It's not really visible, but it's like perfect lighting you can see it

[02:50:33] When someone talks to like a neurodivergent female and it's the girl being like I love that

[02:50:39] That's really cool. I'm really sorry that happened to you. I was like, dude, that sounds like me

[02:50:43] But that was like I genuinely thought that was cool

[02:50:45] I think that the internet has a fad now of calling everything autism. I didn't even say the word autism body

[02:50:52] Now you're some neurodivergent. Yes

[02:50:55] Which is autistic

[02:50:57] Is it? Not necessarily. Is it not?

[02:51:00] I think they're all different, right?

[02:51:02] I think it's usually referring to autism, isn't it?

[02:51:04] Oh my god, bull.

[02:51:06] What?

[02:51:11] Wait, is it?

[02:51:15] I mean, I've had a stream where every time I tell somebody that,

[02:51:18] because I get really excited, because I love astronomy,

[02:51:20] I'll serve everybody about that, and they go,

[02:51:22] wow, that's really cool, and then they stop talking to me.

[02:51:26] And I'm like, oh, okay, that's fine.

[02:51:29] And it's happened with a stream like five times,

[02:51:31] I have to learn to stop bringing it up.

[02:51:33] it up.

[02:51:34] Maybe it's because they think that you're like a horoscope or something.

[02:51:38] No, but I don't say astrology.

[02:51:41] I talk about the Milky Way galaxy.

[02:51:43] I heard people associate the two for some reason.

[02:51:46] No, I always have to differentiate.

[02:51:48] Because sometimes they say like astronomy and they go, you mean astrology?

[02:51:51] And I'm like, no, I don't give a fuck if you're like a scorpion or whatever the fuck.

[02:51:55] I don't care.

[02:51:56] I just like, I just want to tell you about the galaxy.

[02:51:59] Damn.

[02:52:00] That's it.

[02:52:01] What is it?

[02:52:02] So apparently, neurodivergent means anything that's not neuro-typical.

[02:52:06] So even ADHD is neurodivergent.

[02:52:11] What?

[02:52:13] Yeah, that's it.

[02:52:15] What is neurodivergent?

[02:52:16] I don't have that.

[02:52:18] It's not what it looks like.

[02:52:21] Clean as a whistle.

[02:52:22] Really?

[02:52:23] You have anything?

[02:52:24] There's something up there.

[02:52:25] Are you sure?

[02:52:26] No, actually, I've had a lot of people, including somebody who's licensed,

[02:52:29] who's licensed tell me that I should get a thorough check and I refuse because

[02:52:35] why do I need somebody to tell me I can't focus and I don't need I'm not

[02:52:38] gonna take the medicine

[02:52:52] really that's good I mean that is like a compliment not like normalism like

[02:52:59] boring normal isn't like good like you're not insane in any way we're like weird

[02:53:03] oh wait that's I don't like that that's so nice are they saying cap

[02:53:09] yeah she doesn't have like no it's true she doesn't have to crash in no

[02:53:13] exciting no question I was just I was really just complaining today how it's

[02:53:17] having really bad anxiety when I share my stream

[02:53:19] no weird random crash outs no drill

[02:53:21] well really guys this isn't what's that's so sweet really Rosie you always say

[02:53:26] a bunch of mean shit about me this is such a shit. I'm like the fucking wrangler of insane twitch

[02:53:31] streamers bro like if I say it's normal she's normal. I have like all the credentials trust my opinion.

[02:53:39] Thanks Emmy it's very nice. Well I think I can be a little weird but I think you guys are normal too.

[02:53:47] I just I think I think Emmy probably to like the average person is more degenerate

[02:53:51] Yeah, I think I'm like normal overall, but there are things about me that are like my hobbies are degenerate

[02:53:59] Yeah, but I think you're like gamer degenerate, which I think is like normal

[02:54:02] But it's just a it's just a category of like what people like and then Bonnie I think you're pretty normal you just like

[02:54:08] I have ADHD bro

[02:54:10] I have ADHD

[02:54:12] I have schizophrenia

[02:54:14] I have schizophrenia

[02:54:16] I have autism

[02:54:18] I have to actually, let's not go into that, that's fine.

[02:54:26] We did it the last time we were in the car, remember?

[02:54:29] Somebody brought on PBSD, we went down on this horrible fucking combo for the last ten

[02:54:33] minutes, we don't need to do it again.

[02:54:35] For eyes.

[02:54:36] I think I'm pretty normal, like on a, like if we're being serious for a second, don't

[02:54:41] laugh.

[02:54:42] That's such a great-

[02:54:43] No, can I tell you I saw it?

[02:54:44] So, like, this was like-

[02:54:45] Like a-

[02:54:46] I was talking to an ex-OTK employee and they were telling me how a year or two ago, before

[02:55:00] we stopped doing OTK media stuff, they were talking to someone and they were like, I

[02:55:05] think it's weird that Emmy is the only normal person in OTK.

[02:55:08] I was like, really?

[02:55:09] You said that, yeah, that's what we all thought, like all of the employees, I was like, well

[02:55:14] You're just like everybody else was it?

[02:55:16] Yeah, well that's what people always say apparently.

[02:55:21] That's so funny, because when I was at my IRL job,

[02:55:24] it was the opposite.

[02:55:25] I was the weird one at my job.

[02:55:27] They called me a weirdo.

[02:55:29] And they always thought I talked too much.

[02:55:31] And that they were like, oh, she has too much energy.

[02:55:34] And she's like always joking around.

[02:55:37] And then that was what I was in the office.

[02:55:39] I was like the class clown, but of the office.

[02:55:41] I think people are like, oh, you're not normal,

[02:55:44] cause you're like goofy or weird.

[02:55:45] But when I think normal, I mean like not insane.

[02:55:49] Like not like a psychopath.

[02:55:51] Yeah, not a psychopath.

[02:55:52] I hope I'm not a psychopath.

[02:55:53] Oh my God, I'd be so scared if you were like,

[02:55:55] yeah, there's something that gave me that.

[02:55:57] Think about that.

[02:55:57] Like what if I'm actually insane

[02:56:00] or like there's something wrong with me

[02:56:01] but you would never realize it

[02:56:02] cause there's something wrong with you.

[02:56:04] Rosie actually knows that I do this

[02:56:06] and Rosie gets really mad at me

[02:56:07] cause whenever there's a problem, I go to Rosie

[02:56:09] and I say, Rosie, I said maybe I'm the problem.

[02:56:12] Like maybe I'm just like, is this like ego or something?

[02:56:15] And I don't recognize it.

[02:56:16] Maybe I'm like a schizophrenic person.

[02:56:17] And Rosie goes, Santa, that is so fucking annoying.

[02:56:20] Cause he goes, you were close to the resolution

[02:56:22] and now you're farther away from the resolution again.

[02:56:24] I'm like, okay.

[02:56:25] He's looping.

[02:56:26] Rosie, Rosie's actually a good grounding for me

[02:56:29] for stuff like that.

[02:56:30] Cause normally if something happens,

[02:56:31] I go to him and I'm like, am I fucking crazy?

[02:56:33] And then I have to talk myself through like five loops.

[02:56:36] Let's get out for a fool's joke.

[02:56:37] That was a good one.

[02:56:38] Yeah, this whole conversation was an out for a fool's joke.

[02:56:40] I don't think you're normal, Santa.

[02:56:41] I don't think I'm normal.

[02:56:43] Everyone else in OTK was normal.

[02:56:45] I was the not normal one.

[02:56:47] Everyone else in OTK was normal?

[02:56:48] They were all really normal.

[02:56:50] Yeah, this whole conversation was just a joke.

[02:56:53] Yeah.

[02:56:55] Wait a minute, so I'm the eco-mediac?

[02:56:58] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[02:57:00] No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:57:01] So you're a malignant, narcissistic sociopath.

[02:57:06] Have the viewers at home defined malignant?

[02:57:08] It's just a bilingual.

[02:57:09] Oh, bilingual, okay.

[02:57:11] bilingual, um, I'm apparently a lot of guys, I might be bilingual and bisexual.

[02:57:16] Well, that's what they say.

[02:57:18] Big three.

[02:57:19] Big three.

[02:57:22] Bilingual, bisexual, what's the next one?

[02:57:25] Bipodison.

[02:57:26] Oh, Bipodison, okay.

[02:57:28] Bipolar.

[02:57:29] Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:57:31] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[02:57:33] No, no, no, no, no.

[02:57:36] Guys, do you ever think about the fact that like, what if,

[02:57:40] Okay, I have this really big issue where if I ever have conflict with somebody or

[02:57:45] Sometimes I think what I'm driving like what if my version of reality is not the reality that is truth

[02:57:51] Like it like actual crazy person

[02:57:54] Other people see colors differently than you. Yes

[02:57:57] Like what if your green is my red?

[02:58:01] That makes no sense. No that pisses me off. That makes no sense. Okay

[02:58:05] Because we often communicate about greens and colors.

[02:58:09] Right, but you can describe a green and be like, oh my god, that looks as lush as this leaf.

[02:58:15] But all your shades of red are similar shades of, like, they're replacing green, how would

[02:58:20] you know?

[02:58:21] Because there's, I think it's like, signs that, you know, people with the same genes

[02:58:26] like kids and parents will have the same interest in food.

[02:58:30] So what if the way that you taste food is different from what I taste food?

[02:58:34] No.

[02:58:35] Because we're not related!

[02:58:37] Oh, yeah.

[02:58:38] We've cracked these cards already.

[02:58:40] What do you mean? These are puzzles we've solved.

[02:58:42] You say that, but these are not bad codes. I'm not going to lie.

[02:58:44] They're pretty reasonable codes.

[02:58:46] What do you mean?

[02:58:47] They're pretty reasonable codes, I feel like.

[02:58:49] Have you guys heard about the Great Filter?

[02:58:51] Okay, what a fun!

[02:58:53] The Great Filter?

[02:58:55] I don't even know how to explain it on the top of my head.

[02:59:00] No, go ahead.

[02:59:02] But where to figure it out?

[02:59:06] So, chat how do I summarize this in one sentence?

[02:59:13] There is even crazy that there's millions of movies and you know like super high production

[02:59:20] things that people could watch and instead they watch streams.

[02:59:23] Yeah.

[02:59:24] Like you could just open Netflix.

[02:59:26] Yeah but I...

[02:59:27] Wait don't leave, wait don't leave, don't leave, don't leave, don't leave.

[02:59:31] The thing is like those aren't lies.

[02:59:33] Wait, they're all clicking off right now to go watch Netflix. They're like, actually, yeah, like, fuck this.

[02:59:37] I feel like I just went down.

[02:59:38] Sorry, guys.

[02:59:39] What the heck, am I-

[02:59:40] Well, people have to prepare themselves to like, sometimes to watch the movie. You have to be like, in a mood.

[02:59:44] Yeah, and you have to pay attention.

[02:59:46] Because there's like, a plot.

[02:59:47] Yeah, I also think, like, I watch a lot more streams than I do like, like, TV, media.

[02:59:53] What streams do you watch the most?

[02:59:55] Me?

[02:59:56] Yeah.

[02:59:57] Uh, Caso...

[02:59:59] Um, yeah all my friends like if I if any of the faces are in your lives sometimes I watch their streams depending on what they're doing

[03:00:10] Agent Emily you guys

[03:00:15] Rosie I watch a lot of Rosie's stream Jack's stream

[03:00:20] That's and in Maya that's probably it I'd really just my friends and then outside of no that's not true

[03:00:26] I've been watching a lot of Oni actually in the morning for some reason

[03:00:33] Yes, oh my god, so guys work you're on the CS grind now you're on the CS grind

[03:00:41] Did you watch the CS like

[03:00:44] Fuck what's the name of the normal the name of the tournament they just had this past weekend? No, it was so fun to watch

[03:00:51] I loved it

[03:00:56] No, no, you can't cancel that animation.

[03:00:58] Say it.

[03:01:00] So, have you guys ever had a teacher reach out to you after you graduated?

[03:01:04] Yes.

[03:01:05] So, after I graduated, one of my teachers messaged me a week later and said,

[03:01:09] you like eSports, right? Did you watch the CSGO eSports?

[03:01:13] But he was like 50, so I was like, what?

[03:01:17] I said, reply.

[03:01:18] You know what's crazy?

[03:01:20] When I graduated a week later, one of my teachers messaged me hard eyes

[03:01:24] on one of my Instagram story of things.

[03:01:26] Okay, that's true.

[03:01:28] And then I didn't respond.

[03:01:29] And then he still sometimes sends me hard eyes.

[03:01:32] And it's weird, because he was like my PE teacher.

[03:01:35] Wait, are you sure to report that I'm not even joking?

[03:01:38] Well, I mean, it's been years now.

[03:01:40] It's been years.

[03:01:41] But I don't think he works at the school anymore.

[03:01:44] But I just, I was a little concerned.

[03:01:46] Yeah, he responded hard eyes in a week

[03:01:48] after I graduated, it was a weird time.

[03:01:51] You see, I pedified.

[03:01:52] It might be.

[03:01:54] That might be the guy.

[03:01:56] No, not.

[03:01:58] Hmm.

[03:02:00] Barney, did you have a pedophile teacher?

[03:02:02] No, but I did have a teacher once when I was in third grade.

[03:02:04] She was like...

[03:02:06] I kept saying I had a fever,

[03:02:08] and then she was like...

[03:02:10] You know how I check for fevers?

[03:02:12] And I said, how?

[03:02:14] And she looked at my shirt up and she kissed me

[03:02:16] and fell in love with it.

[03:02:18] I feel a...

[03:02:20] And I was like, and she was like, hmmm.

[03:02:23] Wait, but how are you?

[03:02:24] I was in third grade.

[03:02:26] Okay.

[03:02:29] I think of like little kids though, when you do like the strawberry thing to make them laugh,

[03:02:33] but also if you're in third grade, you're a lot older than a little kid.

[03:02:36] Third grade's too old for that.

[03:02:38] Yeah, that'd be weird.

[03:02:40] That'd be weird as fuck.

[03:02:41] Like a teacher?

[03:02:43] That'd be weird as fuck.

[03:02:44] Actually, yeah, actually, yeah, that's a weird as fuck.

[03:02:46] Third grade, that's weird.

[03:02:48] You can like third-ringer with what? Like nine?

[03:02:50] Yeah, I think that's like ten.

[03:02:52] Oh, oh yeah, that's so weird. That is actually really fucking weird, okay.

[03:02:56] Let's talk about amazing teachers. I had a teacher named Miss Pyrus and she'd bring her Chihuahua to school every day.

[03:03:01] It was the cutest Chihuahua ever. It was a teacup Chihuahua, never marked.

[03:03:04] And she would buy us pizza and we'd run the Chronicles of Narnia so she brought us all Turkish delight.

[03:03:08] And she was such a good teacher that the other kids who didn't have her start complaining.

[03:03:12] So in the school winter, it said, you have to stop buying your kids little treats and she was really sad.

[03:03:16] And she taught us about ancient Egypt and we we use paper machine to make mommies

[03:03:26] Nothing she was awesome. Oh and she um she had a oh what's that ladies name the lady with the big

[03:03:32] Leech blonde fake hair. It's like all big that famous lady

[03:03:36] Yeah, she had dolly part in here

[03:03:41] Okay, I had a really cool teacher

[03:03:43] um, and he was in my, or he was my English teacher, and his name was Mr. Thurman.

[03:03:50] And I liked him because he would always help me with my homework, and he was really, really cool.

[03:03:53] He was like an old grandpa. But the only thing that I didn't like about him is one time he graded my paper,

[03:03:58] and he gave it a seed because it wasn't creative enough when it was creative writing.

[03:04:02] And I don't know how the fuck that's possible when I spent six hours writing a goddamn six-page paper.

[03:04:06] But it's okay. It was still a really good time, and he was really nice.

[03:04:10] and he never was weird. I did have a psychology teacher that was pretty

[03:04:17] weird in high school and I thought he was like my cool teacher like he was so

[03:04:22] awesome but then when I got older I realized that he was actually a pretty

[03:04:25] weird guy because he would always specifically say that you should take

[03:04:30] care of your mental health because he was in psychology and he would say you

[03:04:33] should always take care of your mental health and you should be a great person

[03:04:36] unless you have back fat in which case you're a bad person and you're ugly and

[03:04:40] And that was, swear on my life, on my life, put it on my life right now, I swear.

[03:04:44] I'll put it on, I'll put it on my dad's life, swear to you he did.

[03:04:46] That's really bad.

[03:04:48] Yes, and as kids I always thought it was funny until I grew up and then I was like,

[03:04:51] oh that's kind of mean because like, if there's like a...

[03:04:53] Were there fat kids in your class?

[03:04:55] Yeah.

[03:04:56] So like, so like, did they just feel like lessers?

[03:04:58] Like, he was like super fat phobic.

[03:04:59] And I didn't know until I was older and then, you know, yeah, like in high school you just

[03:05:03] always like laugh it off, you know, because you think it's like a teacher joking.

[03:05:05] And then you get out of school and you're like, wait a minute, that's kind of fucking crazy.

[03:05:09] I knew some would be saying this I fucking knew it that's not back in the

[03:05:14] chat don't don't fair still fairs

[03:05:18] Bonnie I never had a teacher

[03:05:21] no I had a math teacher who was um she had a kid and she had to like come back

[03:05:31] to work very quickly and motion was breastfeeding one day she like came back

[03:05:36] I guess in the middle of it or something?

[03:05:40] I'm guessing that's what happened.

[03:05:41] What do you mean you're guessing?

[03:05:43] Well, because my friend Joey, he was like rage bait her and he rage baited her a little

[03:05:49] bit too hard and she lactated.

[03:05:51] Oh, it's this story.

[03:05:54] It's like a porn that you want?

[03:05:56] No, I think it is.

[03:05:57] I actually think it is.

[03:05:58] My high school principal married a student.

[03:06:01] What?

[03:06:02] You're a lucky freak, Mr. Creepman.

[03:06:04] What?

[03:06:05] All the other teachers talk shit on you Mr. Creepman.

[03:06:09] He married a student?

[03:06:11] Oh I had a teacher at Mr. Boone and he did the same thing.

[03:06:14] That was weird.

[03:06:16] It was super weird.

[03:06:18] Why'd he stop fucking calling?

[03:06:20] Stop fucking doing that!

[03:06:26] Oh why'd you get me six?

[03:06:28] You got into the chopper.

[03:06:30] So, I did the nerve to say,

[03:06:32] I mean, was I not in the kitchen going,

[03:06:34] stay away from me, I'm sick.

[03:06:37] Like, multiple times.

[03:06:38] I made a full fucking bread, and bagels, and fetus.

[03:06:41] Oh, how's that the fuck up?

[03:06:42] Oh, yeah, so, what's the problem?

[03:06:44] Yeah, but then Bonnie said that I got one sick.

[03:06:48] When I said it was gaslight or anything ever,

[03:06:49] because this motherfucker gets everyone sick.

[03:06:52] She doesn't take control of himself.

[03:06:55] I get sick.

[03:06:56] If I get sick, we get sick.

[03:06:57] It's in the house.

[03:06:59] It's an accident.

[03:06:59] Me?

[03:07:00] Yeah, you got me fucking sick. You did it on purpose.

[03:07:02] Is that what you were trying to say?

[03:07:03] Me?

[03:07:04] Yeah, you got sick.

[03:07:05] No, I had good coms. I said don't come near me.

[03:07:07] Well, I still got sick even though I didn't come near you.

[03:07:09] I... by the touch of the fridge.

[03:07:12] Cough!

[03:07:13] Cough!

[03:07:15] That's my stuff.

[03:07:16] Cough!

[03:07:17] Cough!

[03:07:18] Cough!

[03:07:19] Cough!

[03:07:20] Cough!

[03:07:21] Cough!

[03:07:22] Cough!

[03:07:23] Cough!

[03:07:24] Cough!

[03:07:25] Cough!

[03:07:26] Cough!

[03:07:27] Cough!

[03:07:28] Okay

[03:07:38] Oh, were you mad at the washables?

[03:07:43] To be fair we get the jerk Bonnie

[03:07:49] Bonnie we get it you're sick Bonnie

[03:07:52] If OSCS gets us back and comes to the house, I'm not coming out of my room.

[03:07:57] You guys are on your own.

[03:07:58] Maybe, I actually have two pads in my room and I will not unlock it.

[03:08:01] Yeah, I have three layers of blocks in my room.

[03:08:03] We have security.

[03:08:05] I have a gun.

[03:08:07] I have a gun.

[03:08:08] I have a soil.

[03:08:10] Yeah, hold on.

[03:08:11] If they come over, can we just give them Rosie's address?

[03:08:13] No!

[03:08:14] They already have it.

[03:08:15] Okay, we'll just...

[03:08:16] Wait, they don't know...

[03:08:17] I don't think they know this yet.

[03:08:19] Yeah, we were, like, harboring them for, like, two days in our house.

[03:08:23] Wallace was real stringent.

[03:08:25] I think they had no idea.

[03:08:27] Oh, you had them at your house?

[03:08:28] I didn't even know.

[03:08:29] All of OSTS was, like, downstairs in our house.

[03:08:31] That's so funny.

[03:08:31] Well, they thought they were all lurking in a bridge on a cruise ship.

[03:08:33] That's so funny.

[03:08:34] The launch is in 12 minutes.

[03:08:36] We're not gonna be home until I wake up.

[03:08:38] I have it on my phone right now.

[03:08:41] Sorry, guys.

[03:08:44] Yeah, it's just traffic.

[03:08:45] The traffic is so long.

[03:08:48] Yeah, that was just that, downstairs.

[03:08:50] I mean, it's like not even that cool, it's just a rocket going to the moon for ten days.

[03:08:53] What are you gonna do with ten days?

[03:08:55] Not even that cool.

[03:08:56] That's fucking cool.

[03:08:57] It's not even that cool.

[03:08:58] Dude, it'd be so sick to go walk over there.

[03:09:00] Hey, well let's be honest though, what the fuck are you doing ten days on the Earth?

[03:09:03] Bro, you're gonna do some chill shit.

[03:09:04] I would just sit there and look at Earth and be like, damn, I have to go back there.

[03:09:09] Could you smoke a blood on the moon?

[03:09:11] Oh, fuck.

[03:09:13] No.

[03:09:13] Ah, it's a little hot.

[03:09:16] I'll try it.

[03:09:17] No.

[03:09:18] I tried it once. I smoked a blunt, went to the moon, tried to smoke again, and it worked.

[03:09:22] Didn't work.

[03:09:23] I woke up.

[03:09:24] I wonder, okay, well, but I guess you have to bring on the Nerds Rope Edible.

[03:09:27] And you just imagine sitting out there, or you get a beer, like a nice cold beer,

[03:09:32] and then just sit that shit while you look at the earth from the moon.

[03:09:36] Imagine going to the moon, and just bringing an edible and getting super stoked.

[03:09:42] And then what?

[03:09:43] Just getting super stoked.

[03:09:45] That's insane.

[03:09:47] You have to see Earth?

[03:09:49] That's crazy.

[03:09:51] I think I would.

[03:09:53] I don't know.

[03:09:55] Wouldn't it be kind of scary because you don't know if you're going to be able to make a bath?

[03:09:59] Yeah, that's not the only thing I think about is like, would I be unlucky enough to not make a bath?

[03:10:05] What if an alien showed up and just decked my shit?

[03:10:07] I mean...

[03:10:09] I'd be so mad.

[03:10:11] I mean, I guess it'd be cool if I die on the moon, but like, damn, like, let me get back first.

[03:10:15] I know a lot of it happened because it'd be the first in human history, and then you'd be remembered forever.

[03:10:21] I just don't believe her really. I'm not joking.

[03:10:24] I was like, wait.

[03:10:25] What?

[03:10:26] Dude, I was just blizzing.

[03:10:27] What?

[03:10:28] This shit's so fucking funny.

[03:10:29] What?

[03:10:30] So this morning, what I heard about the Moon launch, I went to open the stream on YouTube,

[03:10:35] and the chat there was so nice.

[03:10:36] Like, it was all like, oh, good luck from Germany, good luck from Brazil.

[03:10:40] It was so cute and so wholesome.

[03:10:41] And then I saw my offline chat talking about the NASA badge you can get if you watch on Twitch.

[03:10:45] I was like, oh, I'll watch it on Twitch.

[03:10:47] So I opened up the Twitch NASA stream, right?

[03:10:50] And every five seconds, someone's getting timed out for saying that the moon landing is fake.

[03:10:54] And then I'm watching after an hour, they just put it on emote only mode.

[03:11:00] I think they took it off though, but I was like, damn, man.

[03:11:03] We're a bunch of rats, and YouTube was so cute.

[03:11:06] They were just spamming different countries.

[03:11:08] He said one small step for man, one giant step for mankind.

[03:11:21] You don't spit a bar like that if you're not on the moon.

[03:11:24] There's a giant leap.

[03:11:25] Oh.

[03:11:26] There's a two step.

[03:11:27] Oh, I thought you took two steps.

[03:11:28] You're telling me that we can stream.

[03:11:30] We can live stream.

[03:11:31] No, but here's my thing.

[03:11:32] He said one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

[03:11:36] I swear, I thought it was a giant step.

[03:11:38] I swear he said giant step from Angline.

[03:11:41] Boys chat.

[03:11:42] Listen.

[03:11:44] We can stream from the moon, but we can't stream from a fucking forest or a mountain,

[03:11:49] but you're telling me we can livestream from the fucking moon.

[03:11:51] Bonnie, you don't stream from the moon.

[03:11:53] Bonnie, Stalin, you're just a son.

[03:11:56] And this is like what, fucking, how many years ago that we streamed from the moon?

[03:12:01] We streamed from the moon.

[03:12:03] Do you understand how a lot troubles?

[03:12:05] What?

[03:12:06] What?

[03:12:07] What?

[03:12:08] Well, you can see a thousand years ago, if you look in a certain direction of light,

[03:12:12] whilst you're traveling in a certain speed of light.

[03:12:15] What do you mean by that?

[03:12:16] See, when you're in the moon, light pauses.

[03:12:18] Shut the fuck up.

[03:12:19] Just shut up.

[03:12:20] Bonnie, you know we can send photos from Mars, right?

[03:12:23] We've been able to do that.

[03:12:25] That makes sense.

[03:12:26] No, but what I mean is, like, Mother should do that.

[03:12:29] But we've been able to do that.

[03:12:31] That makes sense.

[03:12:33] No, but what I mean is like most stuff that I assumed, like NASA for example, or most

[03:12:39] military entities, probably have technology that we don't have years before the general

[03:12:45] public even knows it exists.

[03:12:47] Right, but I think it's like we're not even landing again.

[03:12:49] Like it wouldn't surprise me if they had screens way before the public ever had them.

[03:12:54] You know what I mean?

[03:12:55] I'm not on the moon, I'm on the moon, I'm sure.

[03:12:57] I'm sorry.

[03:12:58] But you're on the moon landing.

[03:13:00] I was in 1969.

[03:13:03] You just don't spit those bars in front of a green screen, there's no way.

[03:13:06] So you're telling me in 1969, but then all the way in 2026, we can't stream from a fucking mountain.

[03:13:11] We can, we did it.

[03:13:13] Barely.

[03:13:14] No, but think about it, think about all the technology the government probably has,

[03:13:18] that we are not gonna know even exists until like probably like 20 years, you know what I mean?

[03:13:23] So like most likely they probably have like computers and everything working way before the general public had a computer. No

[03:13:35] Light pauses when you go in the fucking I'm going to shoot you it might have to happen

[03:13:42] You know what I think I'd give my life up to see

[03:13:46] Area 51

[03:13:48] We can do that.

[03:13:49] I bet it's actually boring to tell in there.

[03:13:51] Yeah, but I think there's nothing there.

[03:13:53] There's no way.

[03:13:53] They gotta have some cool shit in there, bro.

[03:13:55] They gotta have some cool shit.

[03:13:57] Yo, area 51, if you're watching, if somebody's watching

[03:14:00] and you work at area 51 right now, hit my line, okay?

[03:14:03] I will, I would love to vlog.

[03:14:05] That'd be great.

[03:14:06] This is not the most funny.

[03:14:07] That sounds awesome.

[03:14:08] Yeah.

[03:14:09] I think the idiots would have anything there now.

[03:14:11] It's like, why?

[03:14:13] Yeah, but that's what I mean.

[03:14:14] It's like, you have the real area 51

[03:14:16] and you have like the secret one.

[03:14:18] It's in Australia. It actually is, you know that?

[03:14:22] I'm not even 12, it's not even 12.

[03:14:24] I just remember something really cool that happened to me yesterday.

[03:14:27] It's like a, it's like a dragging thing. I have no other reason to bring this up because I say it.

[03:14:31] No, I want to say it. I like your writing things.

[03:14:33] Ella Freya messaged me on Instagram. The Ashley Graham model from Resident Evil 4.

[03:14:39] What?

[03:14:40] We really?

[03:14:41] Yeah!

[03:14:42] What?

[03:14:43] We've been kind of sick!

[03:14:44] Hey, did you tell that I, did you tell I can't look at Liam Kennedy?

[03:14:47] I did not tell her that was gay.

[03:14:49] I don't think that's true.

[03:14:51] What'd she say?

[03:14:52] Well, I saw that she was following me.

[03:14:54] I was like, what the hell?

[03:14:55] So I followed her back and she said,

[03:14:56] thank you for the follow.

[03:14:57] And she sent me heart emojis.

[03:14:58] And I was like, of course, you're lovely.

[03:15:01] And uh, yeah.

[03:15:02] Aww.

[03:15:03] I don't know how to say it.

[03:15:05] Yeah, we, uh...

[03:15:06] So now you're going to be like,

[03:15:07] you're going to be in the cosplay?

[03:15:09] She lives in Japan.

[03:15:11] What?

[03:15:12] For her own friend.

[03:15:13] She's like another level of,

[03:15:15] I can't, I can't bother her with asking her to come on my stream.

[03:15:20] They can.

[03:15:22] They can. Listen, listen.

[03:15:24] Well, maybe if we go to Japan, I'll ask if she wants to do something, you know?

[03:15:29] She, she lives, she's Japanese. She lives there.

[03:15:36] There was one giant leap for mankind.

[03:15:38] It's, it's one, one...

[03:15:40] One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

[03:15:44] I'm not gonna lie, he was gonna cook it. You think he pre-wrote that?

[03:15:47] No, that was definitely freestyle.

[03:15:49] That was off the dome.

[03:15:50] If that shit was off the dome, that's one of the coldest lines in history.

[03:15:53] That wasn't Ghost Ridden.

[03:15:56] But if he got that shit Ghost Ridden, bro, imagine you find out that Jay-Z wrote that.

[03:16:00] That wasn't some rice-cum-shoot.

[03:16:04] That was... that was off the dome.

[03:16:08] Okay, I do believe in the landing because if it was fake, that it would have been a...

[03:16:12] Oh my gosh, she's getting thrown.

[03:16:13] You probed her.

[03:16:14] No, actually, I want to know if the clip is really quick.

[03:16:17] Do not put this on YouTube.

[03:16:19] You will get your channel strike.

[03:16:21] I'm not even kidding.

[03:16:23] Wait, actually?

[03:16:24] Yeah, if you say I don't believe in the moon landing, that is a trigger word.

[03:16:26] Oh wow.

[03:16:27] Yeah, it's a real thing.

[03:16:28] That's not real.

[03:16:29] It is real, I'm telling you.

[03:16:30] There's no way.

[03:16:31] Yeah.

[03:16:32] And that means that the moon landing's not real.

[03:16:33] Well, I'm going to walk into everyone in Bonnie's segments for the next, like, 30 days and I'm

[03:16:37] going to say, I don't believe in the moon landing.

[03:16:39] That's actually a lie.

[03:16:40] I don't believe in the moon.

[03:16:45] I'm gonna give that YouTube video a strike immediately.

[03:16:49] I'm gonna think it out immediately. I want it to be strike instantly.

[03:16:56] Now what?

[03:16:57] That's her new safety word.

[03:16:59] Now play with anybody's chat. Type one of your watching on Xbox.

[03:17:03] Isn't it if you say Xbox turn off?

[03:17:05] Xbox turn off?

[03:17:07] Xbox turn off.

[03:17:08] Apparently that can't work. It can turn off your people that's walks. Yeah

[03:17:15] It's like a dickhead thing to do but really why would it benefit you Alexa turn off all the lights

[03:17:24] Alexa turn on the stove

[03:17:29] I'm sorry. I can't do that

[03:17:34] I'm sorry, you don't have me plugged into your home

[03:17:38] bro, I want you to please set up the home app

[03:17:43] someone at home is freaking the fuck out

[03:17:49] isn't it google 1 2?

[03:17:51] google! turn off the lights!

[03:17:55] someone in my chat said that it worked when I said Alexa turned off the lights

[03:17:59] that's not only work with your voice, but it works with anyone's voice

[03:18:02] no, I use anyone's voice

[03:18:03] Alexa, play ring of fire

[03:18:06] play ring of fire

[03:18:08] Getting there from Spotify.

[03:18:09] Why don't you do that voice so good?

[03:18:11] That's actually so annoying.

[03:18:12] It's a different voice.

[03:18:13] It's a different voice.

[03:18:14] Alexa voice is different than robot voice.

[03:18:16] Yeah, but you do like, you can hear robot one, like, can you talk in your robot now?

[03:18:20] Uh, I don't know.

[03:18:21] I think I only sound more like Alexa right now because I'm sick.

[03:18:24] But when I say it, it's like, hello.

[03:18:26] How are you?

[03:18:27] Guys, this is the Artemis launch supposed to be frozen at 10 minutes.

[03:18:30] I'm sorry, I can't see that.

[03:18:32] Huh?

[03:18:33] I think it's supposed to be 10 minutes later, right?

[03:18:35] It looks frozen, but I can't talk for sure.

[03:18:37] Where's it getting washed?

[03:18:55] No, it's fucking mobs. Like what are you are you slow? I said is it Texas is it in Texas?

[03:19:03] Call my mom

[03:19:07] Alexa, call 911.

[03:19:14] Alexa, sit up the house alarm.

[03:19:17] Can I do that?

[03:19:22] Alexa, set up the house alarm.

[03:19:26] Can I do that?

[03:19:33] GG, everybody's Alexa's like freaking the fuck out there.

[03:19:36] All of a sudden, all the 911 operators are like,

[03:19:39] what the fuck are all these calls just coming for?

[03:19:42] Holy shit.

[03:19:45] Oh my god, are you, are you...

[03:19:49] For what?

[03:19:51] Are you opening CSK's after this heavy?

[03:20:12] What would you do if you work up and no one knew you know like in your situation?

[03:20:16] situation

[03:20:17] Okay, so like

[03:20:18] Did you work up and your roommates don't know you at all?

[03:20:20] I wake up, nobody knows me, and sit down and start freaking out that I'm in the house

[03:20:24] and I run outside and I'm like holy shit

[03:20:26] They're like, who the fuck are you? Why are you in our house?

[03:20:29] And then they call the police

[03:20:31] And then the police are like, we don't know who you are

[03:20:34] I showed them my ID and they're like, that's not a real ID

[03:20:37] And then they arrest you for having a fake ID

[03:20:39] And then they arrest me for having a fake ID

[03:20:41] And then they pick up skits in front of me, so then I go to jail

[03:20:44] I think I'm just gonna walk up and be the skit, though.

[03:20:50] I would know!

[03:20:54] What?

[03:20:55] I like that one out of you, Emmy. That's a good one.

[03:20:59] I like that one out of you, Emmy.

[03:21:01] Uh, okay, so, like, nobody knows who I am.

[03:21:04] Yeah.

[03:21:06] I mean, you guys are hate me, so I think I would just kill myself.

[03:21:09] Would you try to convince people that you are a hero, or would you just...

[03:21:12] I think Emmy would believe me.

[03:21:13] What am I gonna say guys? I'm a famous twitch streamer. I swear to you and they'd be like with what handle

[03:21:24] Yeah, no, I'm not ego you look when you're like no guys, I swear they know me

[03:21:37] Actually, this is the one lot of work for that wouldn't work

[03:21:39] I feel like yeah, yeah, I knew everything about her. I would legitimately be like, okay, this girl's a schizophrenic viewer

[03:21:46] What I know everything that you that nobody else knows about you

[03:21:49] Yeah, she's crazy. Yeah. Oh my god. No, this is actually how that dialogue would go

[03:21:59] I know you she doesn't know me and body just moves in just like that easy-peasy

[03:22:09] It's just I don't know what to tell you. I'd show you my social security, but it wouldn't work

[03:22:16] The girl who doesn't exist so would you so that would be kind of cool actually

[03:22:22] That our content could become trying to help you discover who you are

[03:22:28] Would you make contact out of me or would you just keep me in the curve? No, I'd have to be content

[03:22:34] No, no my answer

[03:22:39] maybe this is real no if she's deciding you're staying in oh yeah you're

[03:22:44] getting you're getting put on a YouTube video wait actually frozen I think they

[03:22:53] don't know where you can point it at the launch picture in picture

[03:23:03] Jeff Spaulding, who's directing and managing the launch team, and Alex Mendelez, the GLS operator who closely monitors this software.

[03:23:13] Good hits, good hits.

[03:23:19] That bag is fucking weird.

[03:23:21] Bought it in the end of the year, thank you for the follow up.

[03:23:25] Can you hold this down?

[03:23:28] And then you just press the booster.

[03:23:30] Okay, thank you, right now.

[03:23:36] 22 seconds left, though.

[03:23:51] Yeah, you might make it back, like, right?

[03:23:52] I was saying.

[03:24:00] to pause the countdown outside of terminal count entering terminal count and submit a hold to the next holding point

[03:24:30] and there you see the crew access arm moving away

[03:24:42] we're gonna use by nasa you're right yeah are we gonna get we're gonna hit

[03:24:47] watch this get strikes all our channels we're taking down that'd be so funny

[03:24:51] Do you have strength from watching it on the phone?

[03:24:53] No, they do it as like a public service thing, I think, like they want people to watch it.

[03:24:58] Until this point, that was their way off the pad if they needed to evacuate.

[03:25:03] But now with that arm retracting, the backup transitions to a launch abort system.

[03:25:09] And they'll begin arming that shortly.

[03:25:12] Make it...

[03:25:14] What are we going to do again?

[03:25:16] Of course the Launcher Board System, great shot there at the crew access arm retracting away.

[03:25:23] The Launcher Board System is the tower at the top and that's what would pull Orion and its crew off the top of the rocket in case of emergency.

[03:25:32] Oh, exactly.

[03:25:33] Whether it's on the ground or in flight.

[03:25:36] This is critical safety hardware that protects the lives of the astronauts.

[03:25:52] Starting at T minus six minutes, the GLS will start bringing that and other high energy systems online.

[03:25:59] Starting with core stage pressurization.

[03:26:06] I'm gonna save myself every day.

[03:26:17] Can anybody go spam walls or a laughing minion emojis and...

[03:26:21] Whether it's 90% go, the ranges go.

[03:26:24] Am I gonna be seeing walls?

[03:26:36] you

[03:27:06] you

[03:27:36] The rocket flies too far off track.

[03:27:48] There is a brief built in delay so the launch abort system has time to pull the astronauts

[03:27:53] to safety first.

[03:27:54] Go for LH2 high flow bleed check.

[03:27:57] Alright, the high flow bleed check.

[03:28:01] That's so the cryo team gets verification that the HRS-25 engine's all four of them

[03:28:07] are in proper temperature range for launch.

[03:28:10] We're almost home, we're almost home.

[03:28:13] Loki, we might make it back just in time to react to it.

[03:28:20] Yeah, we're fine. Awesome. I'm going to switch to my lens.

[03:28:38] start. Core stage APU start, those are auxiliary power units. High speed turbines

[03:28:44] which provide pressure to hydraulic pumps that steer the RS-25 engines.

[03:28:49] We're gonna see a gimbal test a little later at T-minus two minutes and 30

[03:28:52] seconds. This is what allows that to happen.

[03:28:56] It's a high.

[03:28:59] Like you say.

[03:29:02] Coming up in about 20 seconds, we're listening for go for purge.

[03:29:07] It's a helium purge of the four corsade engines.

[03:29:10] I have a slag.

[03:29:11] The four-stage engines downstream of the propellant valve.

[03:29:13] This gets all the air and moisture out of there.

[03:29:17] Oh, they lift up.

[03:29:22] Well guys, W Girls Day, we get it.

[03:29:26] We love that.

[03:29:29] Yay!

[03:29:31] Great old football.

[03:29:36] Do you have to have fun, your mom?

[03:29:39] Yeah, thank you.

[03:29:41] coming up just a few seconds we're gonna get that thrust vector control actuator

[03:29:47] test this is a gimbling of the engines

[03:29:50] here's some of that

[03:29:54] go go go

[03:29:58] i'll make it

[03:30:04] all righty

[03:30:06] that was fun chat

[03:30:08] okay

[03:30:11] Thank you Rosie, Chad W. Hersey for coming over here last minute.

[03:30:25] See ya mate.

[03:30:27] She didn't even close the door.

[03:30:30] Alright, I'm going to go to the room.

[03:30:35] Thank you Rosie.

[03:30:38] Hello?

[03:30:39] Hello?

[03:30:41] Hello?

[03:30:47] Hello?

[03:30:49] I sprounted back.

[03:30:58] Hello?

[03:31:01] I came back just in time!

[03:31:05] Oh god, I've got so much shit in my hair.

[03:31:08] Yeah, they stalled exactly for when I got back for a perfect timing to watch!

[03:31:26] Dude, I need to change my pants so bad, dude. They're like caked in mud and flowers, disgusting.

[03:31:38] The rocket will count itself down, but honor any holds that could come to the ground.

[03:31:44] 40 seconds!

[03:31:52] Oh shit.

[03:31:55] I love the NASA commentary.

[03:32:06] Wow!

[03:32:08] Sounds of ocean water is flowing, I don't know is there most powerful ever

[03:32:22] Two one

[03:32:34] Oh no, it's effing

[03:32:38] It's so fucking cool. It's so fucking cool.

[03:32:47] Yeah, see, you guys, not even NASA's immune to bad bit rate.

[03:32:56] Wow.

[03:33:00] Wahoo!

[03:33:04] It's going.

[03:33:16] Happy April Fool's Day.

[03:33:21] It was all a prank.

[03:33:25] Wow.

[03:33:27] Wow!

[03:33:40] Dude, NASA has crazy auto mod, bro. You can't type four emotes until you get timed out.

[03:33:48] That's crazy.

[03:33:57] Wally!

[03:34:27] That's so cool.

[03:34:42] They're only orbiting the moon?

[03:34:45] That's so cool.

[03:34:52] What are they going there to study?

[03:34:55] Or do they not specifically say?

[03:35:04] We're to build a base.

[03:35:06] Rocks, dude, nice.

[03:35:09] A test run for the next moon landing.

[03:35:10] Oh, that's so sick.

[03:35:14] So this one's basically just a test run.

[03:35:25] 2027 moon landing.

[03:35:31] This mission aims to set a new distance record for human travel from Earth and is a key step

[03:35:36] towards future lunar exploration establishing a permanent moon base.

[03:35:41] Dude that's so cool.

[03:35:46] I love that, oh my god that camera.

[03:35:50] I want to see Earth from that high up.

[03:35:54] That was such a cool shot.

[03:36:05] Wooo!

[03:36:07] They got their picnic blankets and shit.

[03:36:09] Oh, that looks like a funding tool.

[03:36:15] Flat Earthers and shambles.

[03:36:17] I did see people getting timed out in the NASA chat for saying the order was flat.

[03:36:30] Oh wait, I think I missed a bunch of...

[03:36:36] Aw, I fucking wish, dude. I fucking wish.

[03:36:40] Gravel, thank you for the bits. Juergenstein, thank you for the 10 gifted Desi, 44 months.

[03:36:45] Green Darklight, thank you for the Prime, NPC Matt, thank you for the five gifted. Jill, thanks for three months. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you

[03:36:53] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you

[03:36:56] Much appreciated

[03:37:05] This is the coolest camera angle

[03:37:08] A beautiful moon rise.

[03:37:22] Abyssal thanks for 20 months.

[03:37:26] Approaching five minutes into the flight, Commander Reguizmo confirms he can pass visuals of his destination, GPS guidance navigation and control software finishes internal checks and sends to navigation channels.

[03:37:41] Yes, then thanks for two months.

[03:37:43] Have I watched Project Helmary?

[03:37:45] Yeah, yeah, I actually watched Project Helmary on one of my recent days off. It was very good.

[03:37:52] I would highly recommend it.

[03:37:56] Good main engines are all that's needed to carry integrity to a nominal main engine cutoff target.

[03:38:01] Though at this time we're saying four good engines here in Mission Control Houston.

[03:38:05] Integrity is a problem.

[03:38:06] Although I feel like I'm not used to movies like that.

[03:38:09] I'm range approaching 10,000.

[03:38:10] Actually, I can't say what I was going to say because it's kind of a spoiler.

[03:38:15] It was like about the ending.

[03:38:17] Snake, thanks for the 16 months.

[03:38:19] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[03:38:25] I won't spoil it. Great demonstration, thanks for two months and Robbie thanks for the bits.

[03:38:35] Hey, I stopped myself, I didn't spoil it, I stopped myself.

[03:38:55] You can buy a ticket from Blue Origin or Virgin and go to Space and Back.

[03:39:06] Is that?

[03:39:07] But it's not like really space, right?

[03:39:10] What?

[03:39:11] Is it?

[03:39:12] Sushi gave it a thank you for the five gifted.

[03:39:23] Thank you, thank you.

[03:39:24] no gravity? Wait is that the thing that's like insanely expensive? Yeah, I think I'm

[03:39:40] gonna wait till I'm actually old as fuck and if that's the only option I would

[03:39:47] consider it just for the experience but I feel like there is a chance that within

[03:39:53] in the next 23 years, there's something better

[03:39:56] that isn't as horrible for the environment.

[03:39:59] It'll probably, I don't know.

[03:40:01] I was gonna wait.

[03:40:03] Dan's legs, thanks for eight months.

[03:40:04] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[03:40:06] The target's splashing in the Pacific Ocean,

[03:40:09] still following nominal ascent at this time.

[03:40:23] about 10 seconds remaining until the main engine cutoff of the Space Launch System core stage.

[03:40:28] Standing by for confirmation of MECO and core stage separation.

[03:40:36] Maxa! We're almost there!

[03:40:40] Hi Maxa!

[03:40:44] So beautiful!

[03:40:47] Imagine how much preparation they've done, oh it has to be like tens of thousands of

[03:40:59] hours cumulatively with all the people that worked on it, right?

[03:41:03] Maybe even hundreds of thousands, probably tens of thousands of hours.

[03:41:10] 8 minutes 40 seconds into the flight we have a nominal managing cutoff heading and the right trajectory on the way to swing around the moon.

[03:41:17] Core stage has separated, done its job. The space launch system upper stage, the intermittent propulsion stage, or ICPS, still attached to the Orion spacecraft.

[03:41:31] Nine minutes of mission elapsed.

[03:41:32] Holy shit! Look how many miles to the moon!

[03:41:37] They've got a long journey!

[03:41:40] Wow, so fast.

[03:41:47] Oh my God.

[03:41:51] Yes, I hear you, Microsoft.

[03:41:56] Wow.

[03:41:59] Bro, I can't even fathom 18,000 miles an hour.

[03:42:08] I came and imagined that.

[03:42:12] Come on.

[03:42:13] It was wrong.

[03:42:23] I'm smacking her butt.

[03:42:25] And that is what she likes.

[03:42:27] She likes her butt smacked.

[03:42:29] She's a freak.

[03:42:38] So cool.

[03:42:42] Are they going to show more footage,

[03:42:44] or is it just going to be the model, you think?

[03:42:50] There's probably not going to be more footage, right?

[03:42:58] We're just staring at a 3D model.

[03:43:02] Oh!

[03:43:03] Antennas, give it next slide.

[03:43:05] NASA fire rescue are the best of the best temmium chat elite firefighters

[03:43:11] thanks fire rescue guys for the bits yeah there's probably no more

[03:43:21] well that was very cool I'm happy that I made that made at home in time to watch

[03:43:27] watch that, well I need to change my pants dude. They're disgusting right now.

[03:43:45] Passing 11 minutes of mission elapsed time. Here overhearing the conversation between Capcom Stand Love and Commander Reed Wiseman.

[03:43:53] Already passing some milestones. We had a good nozzle extension deployment system

[03:43:58] That is confirmed

[03:44:01] Complete we also have the visors are confirmed up now past the dynamic phase of light that is ascent

[03:44:08] The

[03:44:10] Their launch and entry suits

[03:44:13] All right, I'm clean extra layer protection

[03:44:17] Now not as needed they're going to raise those visors. I'm clean

[03:44:23] You know what I could do now?

[03:44:26] I could open some space spaces.

[03:44:39] It's passing 12 minutes of mission elapsed time.

[03:44:42] I'm getting to here.

[03:44:45] Oops, I needed it. Hold on.

[03:44:47] It's an additional elapsed time, 49 minutes, 50 seconds.

[03:44:50] That's what the crew is going to be working towards.

[03:44:53] The commander, re-wised and pilot, 50 level,

[03:44:55] will focus on preparing for that milestone.

[03:45:03] In the meantime, mission specialist, Christina Crook, and...

[03:45:06] Sorry, hold on one second.

[03:45:08] We'll start some of the activation of environmental control life support systems you may hear.

[03:45:13] Confirmation of their activation over the Alliance Earth communication network.

[03:45:23] She's in C-3-Ox power back in on it.

[03:45:28] Happy C-3-Ox over two minutes to a new one.

[03:45:32] Okay. Yo, Tenor Mike, thanks for the four months.

[03:45:38] Is it um, is it time?

[03:45:49] Okay guys, what's the most cost efficient way I can get these cases?

[03:45:56] Like which ones would you guys recommend?

[03:45:59] And don't bullshit me!

[03:46:06] Don't bullshit me.

[03:46:11] Dreams and nightmares.

[03:46:13] Guys, look at these strawberries.

[03:46:16] Oh my fucking god.

[03:46:21] So good.

[03:46:24] Wait.

[03:46:26] Have I been cut off?

[03:46:32] Uh oh.

[03:46:35] Oh no.

[03:46:45] No way they cut me off, right?

[03:46:48] Oh, Emily said she's three minutes away.

[03:46:59] Oh boy, okay, well we can buy some.

[03:47:08] Okay, um, actually.

[03:47:13] I still can't connect to steam.

[03:47:17] Very strange.

[03:47:19] Strange.

[03:47:39] Steam's down? Oh.

[03:47:43] Okay.

[03:47:45] Why is everything broken?

[03:48:02] My cases bro.

[03:48:06] So for knives and gloves, do you have to open certain cases to get the cool ones or is it

[03:48:11] because it's like random for all.

[03:48:18] Oh.

[03:48:19] So I do want certain cases.

[03:48:26] All right, I'm sorry.

[03:48:31] Okay, uh.

[03:48:37] How's like a kilowatt case?

[03:48:39] It's 40 cents.

[03:48:44] How do I see what knives they have?

[03:48:52] Dreams and nightmares.

[03:48:57] Dreams and nightmares case.

[03:48:59] These are $2 each.

[03:49:04] That's not that bad.

[03:49:06] Well.

[03:49:09] Alright, fuck it.

[03:49:18] They're only $2 each.

[03:49:29] And I got my keys.

[03:49:31] Yeah, they make it such a paining.

[03:49:39] Okay, now any dreams and nightmare keys.

[03:49:46] Isn't that so stupid?

[03:49:48] You have to buy the case and the keys.

[03:49:57] I can't find I can't find the keys

[03:50:08] I have to buy them here Jesus Jesus $50 for 20

[03:50:28] You know what? I need to stop complaining and just mad up.

[03:50:43] I'm done complaining. I'm just accepting that this is the way that things are.

[03:50:54] You can't afford it?

[03:50:57] That's not the point, dude.

[03:50:59] That's not the point.

[03:51:02] That's not the point.

[03:51:03] Oh my god.

[03:51:04] Okay, here we go.

[03:51:07] Let's get the skin.

[03:51:15] This fucking chickens!

[03:51:24] This fucking chickens dude!

[03:51:34] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[03:51:56] Yo up coming thank you for the nine months. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you

[03:52:08] Why are you why are you guys fooling in and in packing you know these kids are probably worth like ten cents or something, right?

[03:52:17] Less than I paid for the case

[03:52:19] You guys are freaking out over ten cents

[03:52:26] So like someone lift us up

[03:52:29] Pp 3000 lift its spirits. How much does this cost? I bet it's I bet it's like seven cents

[03:52:49] Oh

[03:53:19] Maybe if I just start being delusional, it'll eventually happen, because I feel like I'm

[03:53:25] being too negative right now.

[03:53:26] You know, purple is nice.

[03:53:29] I'd rather get one of the pinks or the reds, though.

[03:53:35] I feel like I am getting close, though.

[03:53:37] You know, I've opened so many pieces in my time of having CS open.

[03:53:49] The ugliest, ugliest shotgun I've ever seen, bro, it's a Ouija board.

[03:54:06] Oh, I got a red!

[03:54:13] I already have this.

[03:54:16] Oh, wait, look, that's nice.

[03:54:18] You look at it from an angle. It's pink mostly then it's blue. That's nice

[03:54:26] That's nice. I like that

[03:54:31] It's again

[03:54:42] Yeah, okay

[03:54:48] If I just get one knife, I will never gamble on CS again, and that's a promise, I'll be

[03:54:58] done forever.

[03:55:01] Oh, okay.

[03:55:06] No, I swear!

[03:55:12] No, I swear.

[03:55:26] Check the conditions on the red.

[03:55:29] How do I do that in strats?

[03:55:34] How do I do it?

[03:55:40] I'm blind.

[03:55:50] Inspect bottom icon.

[03:55:53] Oh.

[03:55:59] Exterior field tested.

[03:56:00] That's bad, right?

[03:56:01] That means it's worn.

[03:56:02] It's bad, right?

[03:56:03] It's mid.

[03:56:04] It's true.

[03:56:05] It's bad, right?

[03:56:08] It's mid.

[03:56:10] It's trash.

[03:56:14] It's still good. It's like $100.

[03:56:17] Mid!

[03:56:19] I mean, it's better than everything else I've gotten, right?

[03:56:21] I think it's nice.

[03:56:25] I think it's nice.

[03:56:27] I'm gonna make it my main AK.

[03:56:29] You're gonna stop being so negative.

[03:56:36] That's why we haven't pulled the ball yet.

[03:56:45] I'm

[03:57:11] I have to buy more keys here in a second.

[03:57:21] Not good.

[03:57:22] Ah, this one's okay.

[03:57:23] I don't mind this.

[03:57:24] Yeah, this um, this case doesn't have bad skins.

[03:57:31] Yeah, this, this, um, this case doesn't have bad skins.

[03:57:41] I want to see yellow.

[03:57:46] Okay, I need to buy more, more keys.

[03:57:57] I feel like I've lost the plot a little bit.

[03:58:12] I lost the plot a long time ago.

[03:58:15] A long, long, long time ago.

[03:58:40] Dude, but imagine how sick it's gonna be

[03:58:41] when I get a knife, I should throw a party.

[03:58:45] I'll do another play for our stream just kidding just kidding just kidding just kidding just kidding just kidding

[03:59:05] No, I was kidding I was kidding

[03:59:08] It's April fools guys. It's April fools, bro

[03:59:15] Okay, how about if I get a nice skin today, I'll do a 24-hour.

[03:59:39] I'm trying though, I swear I'm trying.

[03:59:55] The title says you don't believe in April Fools.

[04:00:02] I do now after seeing the state of a

[04:00:08] Arky

[04:00:12] I feel kind of bad we we fuck that house up. There's a nice house, too

[04:00:23] Yeah, what happened what happened to her house? It's so nice

[04:00:27] What happened I don't understand

[04:00:57] Oh, they're so fucking ugly though, dude.

[04:01:03] It's fucking watermelons, but they're so ugly.

[04:01:07] I kinda hate them.

[04:01:11] You're gonna be beating them ten months.

[04:01:13] Dude, are these not hideous?

[04:01:15] It says beware.

[04:01:17] Beware of...

[04:01:19] What does that say?

[04:01:25] We're sick.

[04:01:29] Just be grateful little bro.

[04:01:33] Exterior.

[04:01:34] Well worn.

[04:01:37] You guys still want to say they're cool?

[04:01:40] Okay, what's the grading scale?

[04:01:42] Hold on.

[04:01:43] I'm going to look it up.

[04:01:47] CSGO weapon grading.

[04:01:50] Okay, so there's...

[04:01:54] Oh wait, that's not what I want.

[04:02:00] Uh, oh, okay, Battle Scard is the worst.

[04:02:06] Field, okay, factory name, minimal wear, field tested, well worn Battle Scard, okay.

[04:02:11] So this is pretty bad.

[04:02:13] It's a low tier, low tier gun.

[04:02:17] You want Battle Scard?

[04:02:21] What do people like the factory ones?

[04:02:33] What's the best?

[04:02:34] Wouldn't it be factory new?

[04:02:35] It depends.

[04:02:36] Factory new is mostly wired.

[04:02:37] Okay.

[04:02:38] I'm most desired.

[04:02:48] Okay.

[04:02:58] It's got a fucking chicken head, bro.

[04:03:08] I'm sorry no one's called.

[04:03:33] I'm gonna shock it as I'm seeing my life.

[04:03:45] Knocked out.

[04:03:48] Wait, don't we have the emote of that guy mining and all the diamonds are behind the wall that

[04:03:55] he gives up?

[04:03:56] Guys, just one, just one more, just one more box.

[04:04:01] Oh my god, yo, Maroons, Dagon, thank you for these tier 3, thank you.

[04:04:11] Aw shit, I gotta buy more, I gotta buy more, uh, more keys, dude.

[04:04:18] Dude, the keys are the real expensive thing, Jesus!

[04:04:25] It's fucking insane.

[04:04:29] Fuck I can't say dude

[04:04:35] All right

[04:04:48] Go all this shit. Oh my god

[04:04:59] Okay, so how do trade-ups work?

[04:05:09] I think one of the most irrational fears I have about Emery is secretly a dude.

[04:05:26] some really bad news dude well I would want to tell you on a day it's not April

[04:05:33] fulls

[04:05:51] No, that was so fucked up

[04:05:59] They got me good bro

[04:06:03] They got me real good.

[04:06:10] No smacks, thanks for the 27 months.

[04:06:19] And now, I'm dead.

[04:06:25] I

[04:06:27] Don't even like this gun. I don't even like it bro

[04:06:55] Okay, I think if I open all these and don't get it, which I'd probably will, I think I'm

[04:07:10] going to switch to another type of case.

[04:07:16] This is the ugliest thing I've ever seen.

[04:07:19] This might be the ugliest skin I've ever had.

[04:07:23] Dude, this is horrible.

[04:07:26] I hate this.

[04:07:28] Orca, thanks for the three months.

[04:07:30] Thank you.

[04:07:31] Did you want to start playing CS Just as an excuse to open cases?

[04:07:36] No.

[04:07:37] Actually, I don't ironically know.

[04:07:39] Actually, I actually forgot about this aspect of seeing some told chat brought it up.

[04:07:44] I was like, oh no, I actually like hearing that.

[04:07:47] No, I'm not.

[04:07:49] I'm not no no I'm not blaming chat I'm just explaining what happened and that is

[04:08:00] the seat that is what happened is chat robot I'm not blaming anyone don't

[04:08:08] worry I'm not blaming anybody I'm not blaming anyone I am responsible for my

[04:08:14] own actions. I have free will. I have free will just like you guys are

[04:08:25] responsible for your own actions. And you're choosing to watch my stream.

[04:08:34] I'm so sick of getting that gun, bro.

[04:08:44] I'm forced to watch that.

[04:08:47] That's not true.

[04:08:50] I'm down to three keys again, man.

[04:09:14] Do I have NASA bitrate right now?

[04:09:21] Hello?

[04:09:24] Ten-set gun.

[04:09:37] Five reds making lights. What does that mean? Like you can trade five reds for a knife?

[04:09:52] Yeah? Wait, how does that work? Wait, is it five reds from the same case line?

[04:10:03] Trade up five reds for a knife. Oh, isn't that the shit that like ruined the economy

[04:10:12] or something? Is that what that is? Any reds? Wait, hold

[04:10:19] Wait, how many reds- okay.

[04:10:21] I have- how do I trade?

[04:10:23] Newest, uh, type?

[04:10:28] Quality?

[04:10:33] I have three reds.

[04:10:35] I've got three reds.

[04:10:42] So I just need two more, right?

[04:10:44] I just need two more!

[04:10:47] Okay, I need more keys, plus my stupid ass, lame ass, cringe ass, stupid ass, life.

[04:11:09] You can trade up your pinks for reds, okay?

[04:11:11] After I open these, I'm gonna have you guys teach me how to trade up, because I actually

[04:11:15] I don't know how to do that. I've never seen that before.

[04:11:29] Press the straight up button. Okay, but I don't know where. Okay.

[04:11:33] You're so smart, you know that. You're so smart. You're just so smart.

[04:11:37] And I'm just such a big dumb. Imagine that.

[04:11:45] I have plenty of pinks, I think.

[04:12:07] But does it count if it's a knight that I trade up for?

[04:12:16] I think it does, right?

[04:12:18] Because runs are hard to get through.

[04:12:22] It takes.

[04:12:26] But if I get the knight from trading up, it doesn't count for the 24 hours trade thing.

[04:12:31] Okay?

[04:12:32] There.

[04:12:33] There.

[04:12:37] How's that a scam?

[04:12:39] I said if I pull, if I get a knife out of the case,

[04:12:44] I don't know what I said, but that's what I meant.

[04:12:47] I didn't even know that treating up

[04:12:48] was an option at that point.

[04:12:52] Don't call me a scammer.

[04:12:54] She can't just halt, extremer, a scammer, to pressure them to do what you all think to

[04:13:09] do.

[04:13:10] 15 hour stream, okay now we're just bargaining on shit that I never even agreed to.

[04:13:16] Yeah, D, thanks for the 8 loves. Thank you. Thank you. Wee!

[04:13:36] Okay, um

[04:13:39] So trade up like eligible items

[04:13:43] Where's the these ugly-ass dual burritos? Okay, so I need to select 10? Wait, how? Wait.

[04:13:55] Where'd I need 10? I only have 9! Well, I guess I have to buy more games.

[04:14:07] Okay, this is good.

[04:14:10] Fuck!

[04:14:12] I would do blues and purples.

[04:14:15] Yeah, that makes sense.

[04:14:18] Start with blues.

[04:14:23] Let's put in all the doops.

[04:14:28] OK, ready?

[04:14:29] Perceive.

[04:14:31] Umbral rabbit!

[04:14:32] Wait, I like this one.

[04:14:35] That's cute.

[04:14:36] Okay, so, trade some more shitty blues.

[04:14:40] Or like, it's just all the dupes, right?

[04:14:42] Might as well trade all the dupes.

[04:14:50] I will trade all of my dupes.

[04:14:58] Ooh, wait dude, these are way better

[04:15:01] than those ugly ass watermelon ones I got.

[04:15:04] I don't even keep those.

[04:15:07] Ah, heck.

[04:15:10] I got a ton of blue dudes, Jesus.

[04:15:13] I'm about to suck.

[04:15:14] Bro, it's this piece of ugly ass.

[04:15:21] OK, now let me trade some purples.

[04:15:25] Okay, a pink, I'm gonna be real, all these pinks are ugly, I'm just gonna trade them

[04:15:42] all, okay, that's actually a really nice off, okay I have four now, I could try to go for,

[04:15:53] Did I just trade for a knife?

[04:15:55] Is this worth it?

[04:15:57] I think I should, but it won't be like my true earned knife, you know what I mean?

[04:16:05] I mean, if you have dupes, you might as well trade them anyway.

[04:16:15] You know?

[04:16:21] You know, mostly give bad knives 50-50, but what if I get like a really beautiful, gorgeous,

[04:16:31] perfect knife that's worth like five million dollars?

[04:16:36] Oh, this is so ugly.

[04:16:44] I

[04:16:52] Could you guys don't know

[04:17:04] Man they're making me work for this shit

[04:17:09] All right like

[04:17:14] Damn, I'm fucking...

[04:17:24] Uh...

[04:17:27] I see I picked one more.

[04:17:30] This one looks kind of ugly. This is ugly.

[04:17:35] So fucking ugly. Oh my god, wait.

[04:17:38] I need ten pinks!

[04:17:41] Oh my fucking god, bro!

[04:17:44] Um, ten pinks.

[04:17:51] I can do that.

[04:17:55] Anything for you, Papa Gabe?

[04:18:08] Oh my goodness.

[04:18:13] They're going to give me like the ugliest knife ever too, aren't they?

[04:18:27] I just know it.

[04:18:31] Yo, it's Raider.

[04:18:34] Thank you for your nuts.

[04:18:37] Go, go, go, go, go.

[04:18:40] Holy shit, I need three more pinks.

[04:18:55] You know, I was going to trade all the purples.

[04:19:04] Yo! Thanks for the raid, Bonnie! Thank you for the raid, and I had fun today. Thank you

[04:19:16] for inviting me. Oh my god, bro. I feel such a degenerate fucking loser right now. Thank

[04:19:26] you guys! What'd you guys think of the stream today? It was nice just doing something silly

[04:19:33] all together you know. So I'm currently spending a ton of money on cases and right now I'm

[04:19:40] training up to get my first um technically free but not really free knife. You know like

[04:19:50] it's technically free but is it really? No not not at all. Yo oh thank you for the five

[04:19:58] gifted thank you yeah if you it's really not free at all

[04:20:10] okay I just need one more pink one more pink and we're good

[04:20:28] We are getting there.

[04:20:39] I'm so tilted I'm just gonna start-

[04:20:40] You could buy an MP9 Starlight Protector, red, which would give you a 20% at a knife

[04:20:45] from the Chroma Collection.

[04:20:48] Wait, what did that say, 20% at a knife?

[04:20:57] What does that mean?

[04:21:04] I don't understand.

[04:21:13] Okay, um, which is very hard dude.

[04:21:24] I have to make so many fucking purples, dude.

[04:21:27] They're making me work so hard for these, for this shit,

[04:21:31] and they'll watch it be the shittiest night ever,

[04:21:33] and I'm gonna go right back to opening cases.

[04:21:40] Oh my God.

[04:21:44] This is ridiculous.

[04:21:45] Is anyone else feeling like secondhand embarrassment right now?

[04:21:56] Why are only three of my elders eligible to trade up?

[04:22:09] Stat track?

[04:22:11] Because it is StatTrack, what does that mean?

[04:22:16] You can't use StatTrack with non-StatTrack.

[04:22:22] What?

[04:22:26] Why is that a thing?

[04:22:28] It counts your kills?

[04:22:30] But why- I have to trade them separately?

[04:22:35] I'm low-key even running out of doors dude.

[04:22:45] Imagine I can't even afford to make the knife.

[04:22:49] I'm actually just melting down all of my skins.

[04:23:00] Nine first chains.

[04:23:03] Oh no, perfect, okay, okay, now please.

[04:23:15] So three of them are stat tracks, perhaps, and then seven of them are not.

[04:23:22] Oh my fucking god.

[04:23:28] I'm just getting rid of everything.

[04:23:44] This is such fucking bullshit, dude.

[04:23:50] They should make CSGO gambling illegal.

[04:23:53] Wait, didn't they try that?

[04:23:58] I'm actually running out of blues.

[04:24:02] I literally tried.

[04:24:07] Oh well.

[04:24:08] Ah, my fucking god.

[04:24:11] This is like, unreal stupid.

[04:24:18] Okay, now what why is there another category of I'm running out of guns guys I'm running

[04:24:40] out of guns to trade up. Why am I running out of guns to trade up? That's crazy. I actually

[04:24:52] am melting down every gun I have. I can't make it nice. I actually have to open more.

[04:25:00] What the fuck is this such bullshit?

[04:25:06] Okay, um, what cases should I buy now?

[04:25:12] Um, recommend me something not ugly.

[04:25:18] How are recoil cases?

[04:25:24] Chroma 2.

[04:25:28] Let's see how much these are.

[04:25:33] Chroma 2.

[04:25:36] There's six dollars each.

[04:25:39] I'll get ten of them.

[04:25:46] I might get cut off by PayPal at some point.

[04:25:49] Cause my PayPal locks up on me all the time when I'm doing shit on Twitch and stuff.

[04:26:05] Oh, brother.

[04:26:19] That's the sound of cases being purchased.

[04:26:26] Pathetic.

[04:26:35] Okay.

[04:26:39] If I get a red, that would be sick.

[04:26:41] A red or a pink.

[04:26:45] Oh wait, this is nice!

[04:26:47] I actually like this one a lot.

[04:26:49] Uh, I might end up setting that up, but...

[04:26:54] Okay.

[04:27:04] This doesn't even look like a skin.

[04:27:10] Wait, I didn't even test?

[04:27:12] I don't know if my res are even...

[04:27:15] Able to be traded together

[04:27:18] Okay

[04:27:21] Okay, they are I just need one more

[04:27:37] What's that anonymous thank you for the time thank you anonymous thank you so kind

[04:27:42] Thank you, thank you, thank you, appreciate it.

[04:27:48] Gloria, alas, gamle, gamle, alas, gold.

[04:27:54] I don't know the pronouns, but I'm sorry.

[04:27:56] Gloria, alas, plaga.

[04:27:59] Gloria, alas, plaga.

[04:28:03] Gloria, alas, plaga.

[04:28:06] This is the most boring.

[04:28:11] Glory

[04:28:17] That was a fucking tease

[04:28:35] On writer pink writer pink writer pink please

[04:28:41] Okay, can I trade anything up?

[04:29:05] eligible

[04:29:22] Five out bro. I'm actually the broke bitch

[04:29:29] I need more cases. Okay, what what kind now a kind now a kind now a kind now

[04:29:35] I don't get something cheap.

[04:29:38] Are the kilowatt cases ugly?

[04:29:41] They're $0.40.

[04:29:51] Operation breakout.

[04:29:55] These are $13.00 cases.

[04:29:59] I want something that's kind of cheap.

[04:30:01] Okay, these are our dollar.

[04:30:09] I'm getting a fever case.

[04:30:11] Hopefully they're not too ugly.

[04:30:16] Wait, why is it saying check your pay, reauthorize your PayPal?

[04:30:24] Oh, good.

[04:30:29] It works still.

[04:30:30] It works, it works, it works, it works.

[04:30:40] Okay, uh...

[04:30:52] We have more cases, guys!

[04:30:55] Wait.

[04:30:56] Why did it only give me one?

[04:30:58] I fucked something up. I tried to buy a hundred I

[04:31:05] Think I'm still only bought one

[04:31:09] Oh

[04:31:12] Shit no, they're all arriving now

[04:31:16] And I actually spawned another 99 my screen is flashing

[04:31:24] No water job. Thanks for 94 months

[04:31:28] Haha, it's just a little accident.

[04:31:42] Oh no.

[04:31:45] Oh no.

[04:31:48] This is a tragedy.

[04:31:54] Okay, well...

[04:31:57] I can't go on that bad.

[04:32:01] Hey, what the fuck is that?

[04:32:04] This is okay, actually.

[04:32:09] Pink or red?

[04:32:13] Pink or red?

[04:32:16] No!

[04:32:18] Hey!

[04:32:20] It's the same ugly-ass one!

[04:32:24] Oh my god.

[04:32:32] Okay, I must have done something wrong in the last 20 minutes when my luck got even worse.

[04:32:39] What did I do it? Oh, you know what it was? It was when I was arguing about the 24-hour stream.

[04:32:44] My luck got way worse after that.

[04:32:50] I

[04:33:09] Didn't scam though, it was an April Fool's joke

[04:33:15] But honestly if I if I pull a nice today, I'll do another type of hour

[04:33:20] Oh yes because it must be because um actually this makes more sense it's because I said

[04:33:46] After I open a knife, I'll never open cases again, and the game heard me, so like, oh well, we can never give her a knife, but I was actually lying when I said that. I actually will keep opening cases.

[04:33:56] 7 days sub-a-thon, if nothing, next 25 cases.

[04:34:08] 7 days sub-a-thon, next 25 cases.

[04:34:14] Deal!

[04:34:15] Thanks for the five gifts. Thank you. Thank you, Paxton. Seven days, Tobacon.

[04:34:23] Alright, someone keep count. 25 cases.

[04:34:31] That was one. I'm gonna use this.

[04:34:45] Do you have 20, 20 skicks all here, sub-a-thon brawl?

[04:34:58] Yeah, I know them.

[04:35:00] You guys know, like, I have all life and stuff, right?

[04:35:04] And friends, I know it's hard to believe, but I do.

[04:35:07] And a family and such.

[04:35:10] I've got a brother and a sister.

[04:35:15] They can go without you for one year.

[04:35:30] Really, game?

[04:35:41] Press the speed after opening to quick open.

[04:35:54] Wait, oh but I like seeing it tick, but actually that does make it faster after, so thank you.

[04:36:01] They're improving my gambling efficiency.

[04:36:04] DJ, thanks for 19 months.

[04:36:11] I'm about to have to buy more cheese, dudes.

[04:36:26] More keys.

[04:36:31] I haven't been keeping track of how much I've spent today.

[04:36:41] It's been 700, no, there's no way.

[04:36:51] It's been 700, no, there's no way.

[04:36:58] I don't think I even hit 500.

[04:37:03] I think, actually maybe.

[04:37:12] Uh, I just get something, come on Gabe, give me something, it's just a little long dry

[04:37:26] spell, you know.

[04:37:27] I gotta get a hit.

[04:37:28] He's set 60 on three cases.

[04:37:29] I got a hit!

[04:37:38] He's set 60 on 3 cases.

[04:37:43] Oh yeah, I forgot about that and then I got absolutely fucking nothing.

[04:37:46] I'm

[04:38:10] I'm fiending bro, I need this open bead head, I need that red, or even a pink.

[04:38:20] That's nice.

[04:38:23] I don't like this one.

[04:38:25] It does look warm though, it's field testing.

[04:38:31] The cats are gonna starve.

[04:38:35] They're gonna be eating CS skins for dinner, I'm sorry.

[04:38:40] If you give me 10k your luck will improve your name is literally play play the gambler

[04:39:00] Anyone else if I give them $10,000 will boost my luck

[04:39:10] Oh, guys, it looks like the one week double thought is not happening.

[04:39:36] I

[04:39:54] See his blues

[04:39:56] Dude!

[04:39:58] Okay, last one.

[04:40:06] Nothing!

[04:40:26] You can open cases while in game, did you know?

[04:40:46] You can open them every time as you die, won't you?

[04:40:51] I gotta load up on cases for when I'm in game.

[04:40:59] Here we have those, like, and trade up.

[04:41:09] Oh my fucking god.

[04:41:11] I think I can trade up for the knife now, maybe.

[04:41:32] I think it should be fine.

[04:41:43] Okay, now let's trade some couples.

[04:41:52] I actually might not have enough.

[04:41:58] Seven available.

[04:42:00] Dude, this is so- CANCER A's, bro!

[04:42:08] I can't!

[04:42:09] I- I still can't!

[04:42:13] Oh my god!

[04:42:16] Well, it's fine, because I have plenty of cases.

[04:42:22] Is anyone keeping track of how much I've spent today?

[04:42:36] It looks like you've been attempting a lot of purchases in the last few hours.

[04:42:39] Please wait a few before trying again.

[04:42:42] What?

[04:42:43] Guys, I appear to have been cut off.

[04:42:50] Guys, they cut me off.

[04:42:55] Dude, I'm so close!

[04:43:01] Dude, I need two more pinks!

[04:43:04] Okay, how long do I have to wait?

[04:43:09] How long do I have to wait?

[04:43:12] Use a new card.

[04:43:14] I tried to switch.

[04:43:16] Hold on.

[04:43:18] Oh wait, it actually lets me drive a credit card.

[04:43:25] W. Steen.

[04:43:28] Hold on.

[04:43:31] Hold up.

[04:43:37] I'll see if it lets me. I actually don't know if it will.

[04:43:45] My card doesn't say if it's a I'm just gonna try don't listen to the sounds of

[04:44:03] me typing for my credit card, or the sounds of me clicking the expiration date.

[04:44:30] Okay they actually locked me out of that too.

[04:44:32] I can't, it's not letting me buy anymore.

[04:44:38] Dude, I just want keys! I just want keys, dude!

[04:44:44] Like, wha- what?

[04:44:53] Did you hit the 2k limit?

[04:45:02] Dude, I'm so close to being able to trade off man, please

[04:45:14] There must be something I can do

[04:45:19] Right gift cards working at the more third-party sites, okay, I feel like that's that's probably way too D Chen, right?

[04:45:27] If I'm buying gift cards to get past the esteem, esteem, you know.

[04:45:38] Dude, that's so annoying that you can't just combine it.

[04:45:44] Why did League of Legends just pop up?

[04:45:46] I swear I did not touch anything for it to do that.

[04:45:50] I did not touch anything, bro.

[04:45:52] It was like, hey, I'm still here.

[04:45:57] Oh, it's a sign, no.

[04:46:01] No.

[04:46:02] It's not a sign of anything.

[04:46:06] We did not need to see that.

[04:46:09] Oh my god.

[04:46:11] You can get someone to trade you.

[04:46:15] What does that mean?

[04:46:17] Dude, look how close I am.

[04:46:19] I need one more in red!

[04:46:26] I'm debating if I play around.

[04:46:31] Oh wait, Nalsena premieres in the main mode, right? It says I can't even play premier yet.

[04:46:37] Yo, Gmas, thanks for 21 months.

[04:46:41] Tip to tip, um, no, because I won't be able to sit and finish it because

[04:46:46] I'm gonna probably be doing stuff with Emily soon. I think she's in the house.

[04:46:52] I don't know what she's doing though. She's doing something.

[04:46:58] She's doing something. I just I just don't know what.

[04:47:06] Now she's been here for a while.

[04:47:08] He's being devious?

[04:47:18] Well, I guess we will see.

[04:47:21] I guess we will see.

[04:47:26] Hi.

[04:47:27] Oh, hello?

[04:47:28] Hi.

[04:47:29] Yeah?

[04:47:30] Are you OK?

[04:47:31] No.

[04:47:31] OK.

[04:47:32] Hi.

[04:47:33] Oh, hello, hello, Emily.

[04:47:37] Hello. I hope you're having a great day.

[04:47:41] Thank you. What is this?

[04:47:44] I saw you were working hard, opening cases,

[04:47:49] and I wanted to give you a little snack.

[04:47:51] Oh, thank you. What is this?

[04:47:55] I'm scared. I'm so scared.

[04:47:58] Here's some Oreos.

[04:47:59] Thank you.

[04:48:01] They smell and look normal.

[04:48:03] Oh, yes. Would you like a bite?

[04:48:05] Yeah, should I just take a little nibble?

[04:48:08] Yes, yes.

[04:48:09] Why don't you have one, too?

[04:48:10] OK, we can cheers together.

[04:48:12] OK, sure.

[04:48:14] Cheers, Abby.

[04:48:24] OK, thank you.

[04:48:26] That was so thoughtful.

[04:48:28] And who doesn't love Oreos?

[04:48:30] What is this?

[04:48:31] If you need any milk, don't wash it down.

[04:48:35] Why is it like white at the top and clear at the bottom?

[04:48:40] What is this?

[04:48:41] Oh, I think the milk is white.

[04:48:45] Cookies and milk?

[04:48:46] Oh my god, I do not know why it looks like that.

[04:48:49] I think maybe the milk is just a little silly one.

[04:48:52] Would you like some, perhaps?

[04:48:53] The silly milk, OK?

[04:48:55] So I just dip it in the top.

[04:48:57] Oh, that's a great idea.

[04:48:59] What is this?

[04:49:00] What is this?

[04:49:02] Let me see you.

[04:49:05] Emily, what is this?

[04:49:07] You can take a little bite.

[04:49:09] Everything if you like it.

[04:49:11] Why does it smell like that?

[04:49:22] I'm going to throw up.

[04:49:30] Oh, that'll be right.

[04:49:32] What the hell is this?

[04:49:34] Mmm, it's so delicious and delicious!

[04:49:39] How is this?

[04:49:40] What is this?

[04:49:41] Do you tell?

[04:49:42] It's like sour cream?

[04:49:44] Mm-mm.

[04:49:45] What is this?

[04:49:46] Can I try it?

[04:49:47] What is this?

[04:49:48] Mmm.

[04:49:49] Two per set.

[04:49:50] Oh.

[04:49:51] It's a milk, I mean.

[04:49:52] I can't believe it.

[04:49:53] It's a milk, I mean.

[04:49:54] It's a milk.

[04:49:55] It's a milk.

[04:49:56] It's a milk.

[04:49:57] It's a milk.

[04:49:58] It's a milk.

[04:49:59] It's a milk.

[04:50:00] It's a milk.

[04:50:01] It's a milk.

[04:50:02] It's a milk.

[04:50:03] Younger than you!

[04:50:05] I'mma throw up.

[04:50:07] What is this?

[04:50:09] My milk might have curdled.

[04:50:12] What is this?

[04:50:14] What is the answer?

[04:50:16] It's just expired milk.

[04:50:19] I'm sorry.

[04:50:20] That's okay. It happens.

[04:50:22] I hope you enjoyed the little snack I gave you.

[04:50:25] I did. It was so good.

[04:50:27] April Fool's!

[04:50:29] April Fool's!

[04:50:31] What was wrong with you?

[04:50:33] I thought it was ranch water.

[04:50:35] It was ranch water?

[04:50:37] And I didn't realize that it was uh, like separating like this.

[04:50:41] But this is some ranch water.

[04:50:43] Oh, it was so good. Thank you.

[04:50:45] I mean that's merely a little taste of what's to come.

[04:50:49] Oh no, there's a whole gauntlet.

[04:50:53] Yes, you all are great.

[04:50:55] I can't wait.

[04:50:57] Oh thank you.

[04:50:59] I loved it. It was so delicious.

[04:51:01] I'm glad you liked it, Emmy.

[04:51:04] Stay vigilant.

[04:51:06] Stay vigilant? What does that mean?

[04:51:11] What does that supposed to mean?

[04:51:16] There's a terrorist in my house.

[04:51:21] Oh, any about the toilet paper rule?

[04:51:24] A what?

[04:51:25] The toilet paper rule?

[04:51:26] Yeah, I can get you one.

[04:51:28] Really? What do you need that for?

[04:51:30] Oh, the bathroom over there doesn't have any more toilet paper.

[04:51:34] Oh, okay.

[04:51:35] I just wanted to make sure that, you know, all the bathrooms in the house have toilet paper.

[04:51:41] Yes.

[04:51:43] That's not possible with me.

[04:51:48] Well, of course. I'm very happy to be a guest in this mode.

[04:51:53] Thank you, honey. Here you go.

[04:51:55] So, thank you. I'll see you soon. Okay, I guess we'll be seeing each other soon. Very soon. How soon? I don't know if I'm ready. Good bye, Emmy. Happy April Fool.

[04:52:16] Happy April Fool's!

[04:52:22] Goodbye, honey!

[04:52:24] Where is she going? I can't tell.

[04:52:27] She's so shifty.

[04:52:30] My face hurts from smiling.

[04:52:33] Oh!

[04:52:35] Oh, so am I just supposed to sit here and wait to be tortured?

[04:52:40] What do I do?

[04:52:43] Oh, my face hurts

[04:52:48] My face hurts bro

[04:52:52] Maybe suss her out. I don't I don't know bro. You're gonna get back. No, I don't I don't actually have anything planned I

[04:53:02] Don't have anything planned so I don't know how I could get back at her

[04:53:08] So I'm kind of just a sitting duck here

[04:53:13] You know, what can I, what can I do, you know?

[04:53:17] So, shake a Red Bull and give it to her.

[04:53:22] Oh wait, that's a good idea.

[04:53:27] That's a good idea.

[04:53:29] What if it doesn't explode?

[04:53:33] What if it doesn't explode?

[04:53:36] Not in your room?

[04:53:40] I think it's okay.

[04:53:43] How do I tell if it's shaken up enough?

[04:53:52] Throw it?

[04:53:54] Dude, it's like hard as a rock now.

[04:54:03] Drop it?

[04:54:08] Okay.

[04:54:11] a bomb. Okay, I think it's ready. No, act completely normal. I'm so under dude. That

[04:54:39] Branch thing was like the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted.

[04:54:45] I was actually having to put mental effort into not throwing up.

[04:54:51] Like I had to, you know, when you have to like take yourself out of reality and focus on your senses,

[04:55:00] I had to do that to not throw up just from the smell.

[04:55:05] It was so just, oh my fucking god, it was so fucking gross.

[04:55:17] In my opinion, I think April Fools is the worst holiday of all of them.

[04:55:28] Just in my opinion.

[04:55:31] So now it's April Fools and I can't even gamble more CS cases.

[04:55:39] This might be the worst day I've had in several.

[04:55:45] It's so sad.

[04:55:46] Yo, host, thank you for the sub, thank you, won't the Red Bull settle when it just sits

[04:55:52] there?

[04:55:53] I thought that it's- oh wait, it did settle.

[04:55:56] Or wait, it doesn't feel as hard as before.

[04:55:59] Oh, it'll like, eventually.

[04:56:03] Okay, I'm just gonna keep, um, keep fucking with it, I guess.

[04:56:09] So oh yeah, okay, I can tell.

[04:56:12] Okay, I'm gonna wait till, I'm gonna wait till she walks in.

[04:56:20] I guess.

[04:56:21] So, um, I'm just gonna sit here, I don't know how long it's gonna, how long it's gonna take,

[04:56:28] I guess.

[04:56:39] I think I just need to wait.

[04:56:41] I don't know.

[04:56:42] I feel like it's not going to work.

[04:56:44] Do you guys have ideas for something else that I could do?

[04:56:52] I have a bottle of honey.

[04:56:56] Um, I'll just give her the can, I think.

[04:57:04] You ought to do it right before, okay.

[04:57:07] Maybe I'll go out to her stream then and give it to her.

[04:57:12] How about that?

[04:57:13] Wait, but will that spoil what she's preparing?

[04:57:16] Should I not do that?

[04:57:17] It will?

[04:57:18] Okay.

[04:57:19] I'll just wait then.

[04:57:20] Oh, what a day.

[04:57:21] You have one bad day.

[04:57:22] Thanks for the ten months.

[04:57:23] Okay.

[04:57:24] Okay.

[04:57:25] Okay.

[04:57:26] Okay.

[04:57:27] Okay.

[04:57:28] Okay.

[04:57:29] Okay.

[04:57:30] Okay.

[04:57:31] Okay.

[04:57:32] Okay.

[04:57:33] Okay.

[04:57:34] Okay.

[04:57:35] Okay.

[04:57:36] Okay.

[04:57:37] Okay.

[04:57:38] Okay.

[04:57:39] Okay.

[04:57:40] Okay.

[04:57:41] Okay.

[04:57:42] Just call her and offer being a good host.

[04:57:49] Good idea.

[04:57:50] Good idea.

[04:57:51] I'll do that.

[04:57:58] I'm trying to get nice and shook up.

[04:58:13] How much, like, is just this fine, you think?

[04:58:18] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:58:48] She's kind of no, bro.

[04:59:05] Hello!

[04:59:06] I thought you might want me thirsty and want a Red Bull.

[04:59:18] A Red Bull!

[04:59:20] A Red Bull!

[04:59:22] Yeah.

[04:59:24] You're drinking a Red Bull too?

[04:59:26] Yeah, I'm drinking one too.

[04:59:28] I just popped it open, you know.

[04:59:30] You might want to open it fast because you're so thirsty, right?

[04:59:33] Right!

[04:59:34] Can I see your red ball?

[04:59:38] Yeah, let's see it. Look it's fine.

[04:59:41] Okay, yeah

[04:59:44] Thank you, honey. You're welcome

[04:59:54] Oh, I shook it up for a really long time and nothing happened

[04:59:58] Oh, good work, heavy!

[05:00:02] I got you good, huh?

[05:00:04] You must have been so scared.

[05:00:06] Yes, yes, I was scared.

[05:00:08] You could see the cans dented from my hard labor.

[05:00:10] You were just shaking away.

[05:00:12] That was a very good work, heavy.

[05:00:14] Oh, thank you. I tried.

[05:00:16] I worked really hard on it.

[05:00:18] Oh, oh my God.

[05:00:20] Oh, thank you.

[05:00:22] Cheers.

[05:00:24] Cheers, enjoy.

[05:00:26] Wow, it's great and normal.

[05:00:30] It's normal.

[05:00:31] You almost got me, Emmy.

[05:00:33] Dang it, I was so close.

[05:00:35] If I were you, I wouldn't go pee anytime soon.

[05:00:39] Why not?

[05:00:40] Oh, you'll see.

[05:00:41] What did you do?

[05:00:42] I'll see.

[05:00:43] You will stay.

[05:00:44] When will I see?

[05:00:45] Very soon.

[05:00:46] Okay, I'll be...

[05:00:47] I'll wait patiently.

[05:00:48] Oh, yes.

[05:00:49] You will stay.

[05:00:50] When will I see?

[05:00:51] Very soon.

[05:00:52] Okay.

[05:00:53] I'll be...

[05:00:54] I'll wait patiently.

[05:00:55] Oh, yes, please do!

[05:00:57] Thank you for the raffle, Emily!

[05:01:01] No, thank you for being such a sweet and thoughtful friend.

[05:01:06] For looking out for me in the bathroom and everything.

[05:01:10] Of course, Emily!

[05:01:12] Yes, thank you, Emily. You're so sweet. See you.

[05:01:21] Guys, that was a complete flop failure.

[05:01:24] No! That was a complete flop! It barely fizzed at all! Oh my gosh. What's she doing in the

[05:01:37] bathroom? Actually don't tell me, don't tell me. New partner thanks for one year in Leonardo.

[05:01:44] Thanks for the six months. Dang it. She got me good, bro. She got me good.

[05:01:54] Ugh.

[05:01:57] Damn it, bring out the Nerf guns.

[05:01:59] But bro, that's just gonna, I don't wanna hurt her.

[05:02:03] You know?

[05:02:06] Maybe I should see if Steam lets, you know,

[05:02:08] it's been like 10 minutes, man.

[05:02:10] They gotta let me buy some skins now, you know?

[05:02:14] Like this is ridiculous.

[05:02:15] Look at all these cases that I can't open.

[05:02:18] Like what the fuck, man?

[05:02:20] Like look at this.

[05:02:22] I'm, I'm fiending right now.

[05:02:26] It's 24 hours.

[05:02:30] What the heck?

[05:02:31] I can't do this anymore.

[05:02:35] I'm gonna go back to play.

[05:02:37] I shouldn't have died, dude.

[05:02:39] I, I can't think.

[05:02:41] Look, the gambling has gone.

[05:02:44] You know, how they say a lot of streamers

[05:02:47] are a bad example

[05:02:49] because they they promote gambling on their streams not me I feel like I'm a

[05:02:54] great anti-gambling add because look like how much of a look at how much of a

[05:02:58] fucking pathetic loser I am you really want to be like this no you don't I'm

[05:03:07] the best anti-gambling out that there is you can train at the pink I can't I try

[05:03:14] I can't because it oh my god

[05:03:28] It's so fucking stupid dude, I need two more

[05:03:37] My god, I mean steam gift cards from the gas station

[05:03:44] I'm not going to-

[05:04:05] I'm not- I'm not doing that.

[05:04:08] I'm not doing that there's a pile on Amazon

[05:04:27] Oh my god, oh my god, free paid card, they ship it to your house?

[05:04:44] Do you have a steam balance here?

[05:04:49] I think I'm at zero because I usually just get what I need.

[05:05:00] I have zero dollars in my Steam wallet.

[05:05:06] Guys, won't anybody give a poor streamer a Steam gift card code?

[05:05:18] Hey, dude, you're showcasing what not to do right now.

[05:05:21] Here's some money so you can buy another feeling round.

[05:05:24] YAYYYY!

[05:05:27] YAYYY!

[05:05:30] Door dash it?

[05:05:32] Dude, there's no way.

[05:05:35] Sinister Sire, thanks for 38 months.

[05:05:37] And mere fuck and mere fuck.

[05:05:40] Okay, well what's a game mode I can play that I won't fuck people over?

[05:05:45] Deathmatch, right?

[05:05:48] I can't play competitive, but I want to play be able to play premier so I need to do other matches

[05:05:54] I don't know if this is, this is fine.

[05:06:01] All right.

[05:06:06] Don't play deathmatch only as case farming bots.

[05:06:20] I mean, case farming.

[05:06:25] Alright, I don't have one.

[05:06:36] It's mostly bots. Why?

[05:06:50] What's the point of botting in C.S.?

[05:07:01] They dropped.

[05:07:11] Oh my god!

[05:07:20] I

[05:07:32] So only buys the AK

[05:07:50] Am I getting killed by bots?

[05:07:57] Get the bot.

[05:08:04] Get the leveling bot out of here.

[05:08:08] Yes.

[05:08:10] They're talking about the bots.

[05:08:13] Fuck.

[05:08:15] Do it.

[05:08:19] Do it.

[05:08:21] They are evil.

[05:08:23] They are treacherous.

[05:08:25] You gotta kick them out.

[05:08:31] Just a little more, please. Just press F1.

[05:08:39] I pressed it.

[05:08:49] Oh

[05:09:00] I have a shot going

[05:09:08] Damn it

[05:09:19] I

[05:09:49] I'm dead.

[05:09:51] What the fuck is wrong with you Russell?

[05:09:56] I was scared of you.

[05:09:59] You were scared of what?

[05:10:01] I was scared of you.

[05:10:04] You didn't expect me to be scared of you.

[05:10:07] I was scared of you.

[05:10:09] I was scared of you.

[05:10:11] I was scared of you.

[05:10:13] I was scared of you.

[05:10:15] I was scared of you.

[05:10:17] You didn't speck me in my house?

[05:10:20] No, no, no.

[05:10:22] I really walked inside the kitchen.

[05:10:25] Really?

[05:10:27] Russell, Russell, I was trying to open CSKT earlier, and Steam walked me out of spending money.

[05:10:33] What?

[05:10:34] Isn't that fucked?

[05:10:35] That's bullshit!

[05:10:36] That is bullshit.

[05:10:37] Yeah, why would I do that?

[05:10:38] You're old?

[05:10:39] No.

[05:10:40] And I was so close to being able to pick it up, I wanted to run away.

[05:10:44] I don't have enough guns.

[05:11:16] I like your sensitivity.

[05:11:18] That's good.

[05:11:20] It's kind of low.

[05:11:22] I like it.

[05:11:24] I'm going to...

[05:11:26] I'm going to...

[05:11:28] help.

[05:11:30] You did it.

[05:11:32] Whoa!

[05:11:34] How do you see?

[05:11:36] I cannot see.

[05:11:38] What the fuck?

[05:11:40] What? No, it's not.

[05:11:42] It is.

[05:11:44] How close to your monitor?

[05:11:46] Like this close.

[05:11:47] What?

[05:11:48] Like my monitor is right in front of you.

[05:11:49] That's horrible for your eyes.

[05:11:50] That's what I'm saying.

[05:11:51] Yes, players play.

[05:11:54] That's horrible for your eyes.

[05:11:55] Look at this.

[05:11:58] Hold on now.

[05:11:59] Look at this guy.

[05:12:00] 3, 2, 1.

[05:12:04] Whoa!

[05:12:05] Look at this guy.

[05:12:06] Whoa!

[05:12:07] He's dead.

[05:12:08] OK, there we go.

[05:12:09] What?

[05:12:10] He's dead.

[05:12:11] Wait, you're good.

[05:12:12] Right?

[05:12:13] I'm not too bad. I like okay. Yes, it's fun

[05:12:34] No, not yet, but I'm so excited to see her

[05:12:40] She's so happy to see me

[05:12:43] She'll be so happy

[05:12:49] Just as happy as I am to see her like I'm say how does

[05:12:51] I'm glad you killed me but I'm not going to eat that.

[05:13:17] This is so good. It's a good sensitivity.

[05:13:20] That's how I play it.

[05:13:25] Please, dude.

[05:13:32] That guy was jumping around too much. There was a lot going on.

[05:13:35] I'm still locked in oh my god that's why I can't see these guys they look like ants

[05:13:58] So I'm not even gonna...

[05:14:00] I think it's because I was on my blast as well, but like, they do look like ants.

[05:14:04] So you think I'd be better if I just bring my mother's clothes?

[05:14:07] I just said, when I go, my mother's are so close.

[05:14:13] But also, it is huge, like, the stars.

[05:14:20] They? Or they?

[05:14:22] They? They or they?

[05:14:24] They.

[05:14:25] Like, they?

[05:14:26] They!

[05:14:27] Oh

[05:14:32] Yeah, his his screenshot

[05:14:42] Right

[05:14:45] It's just that little cheats. Why do you even play legit like that's like

[05:14:51] So much better because like you just hit every shot

[05:14:57] here. So it's like today. Like what's the point of playing legit when you can just cheat?

[05:15:04] Sorry, I uh, this is actually cosplay. I am a, I am a, I'm a rough, I'm doing a Russell

[05:15:14] cosplay right now with Russell with hair. I am so bad at this. Hey guys, so today uh,

[05:15:25] Hello, I'm enmaru today for this game play. We're gonna be doing a CSGO killing every opponent possible.

[05:15:32] Um, I love cosplay. I love League of Legends.

[05:15:38] Oh, okay.

[05:15:42] Hello everyone, I'm enmaru. I love cosplay. I love League of Legends. I love CSGO.

[05:15:50] Um, I I love Corvettes

[05:15:53] Wait, I got 30 kills. Oh my god

[05:15:59] Hey

[05:16:02] Hey, hi guys

[05:16:05] Yeah, so today we're gonna do a cosplay of we're dude. You should see us go character cosplay

[05:16:11] That's sick that would be so sick

[05:16:17] Wait, but you could though

[05:16:19] so like maybe you should yeah but you can just like wear like uh was it called

[05:16:27] pads and then strap a bomb to your gun

[05:16:36] oh yeah good different nudes

[05:16:39] dude, oh this game is so fun

[05:16:45] really? you think so?

[05:16:48] hey guys, just want to say, if you can, can you just like, you know, put time and stuff

[05:16:54] these cosplays, they don't care for themselves guys

[05:16:58] so like, we're working hard, times are tough, you know

[05:17:02] so it's like really important that you guys make sure you're still funding the cosplay

[05:17:07] or else actually honestly if I don't get a sub right now I'm going offline I've

[05:17:13] been in the stream if I don't get a sub it's done

[05:17:18] oh my god

[05:17:21] you have a furry profile

[05:17:27] yeah nude just got turned on

[05:17:32] what the heck

[05:17:37] Oh my god, he might be shooting.

[05:17:39] Wait, why do you have no skins?

[05:17:41] Well, I traded up all my skins.

[05:17:43] Oh, that's smart.

[05:17:45] Yo! Oh my god, bunny.

[05:17:47] They're the five gifted subs.

[05:17:49] You're the five gifted. Thank you, you're rich.

[05:17:51] Thanks, bunny.

[05:17:53] You're, like, the way that all of your

[05:17:55] monitors are is making me realize

[05:17:57] that I'm done.

[05:17:59] Yeah.

[05:18:01] Cause, like, if you're, like, doing fine,

[05:18:03] like, skiing like this, I think I'm just one.

[05:18:05] Oh, I actually think it is my barters.

[05:18:08] Yeah.

[05:18:08] I can bring it on my own, please.

[05:18:10] Yes, exactly.

[05:18:13] No, it's not from my birthday.

[05:18:15] I'm not going to mistake you so much.

[05:18:17] I'm not going to go offline for the next 10 minutes after 10 subs.

[05:18:20] Thank you.

[05:18:21] Also, did you watch the app in the app today?

[05:18:24] No, do the thing.

[05:18:25] That stuff doesn't matter because the main landing was fake.

[05:18:28] Connecting to 69.

[05:18:30] And they're doing it again right now because they're like,

[05:18:32] Oh, like, ha ha, we're doing this, it's so crazy, it's literally all faked.

[05:18:36] Can I get a name in the chat?

[05:18:38] No, you're saying that, and someone uploads it to your channel, like, damn it.

[05:18:46] So, you said I'm all in the same car like a way, if we're ever scared, people are going to start screaming while we're landing on space.

[05:18:53] While we're landing on space!

[05:18:59] Yeah, I mean, honestly, that's a smart idea.

[05:19:01] I might start doing that.

[05:19:02] Yeah, I'm pretty pretty sure.

[05:19:03] Get rid of those cliff pages, they're all going down.

[05:19:06] I'm so scared, I don't understand it, but...

[05:19:08] I'm gonna play it in the stage!

[05:19:10] Dude, shotguns are cheap.

[05:19:12] Round!

[05:19:13] Earth's not round, moon landing's straight, and Avril Lavigne is a...

[05:19:18] She's a clone.

[05:19:20] So true.

[05:19:26] So who started doing shopperon or those soccer players?

[05:19:31] Um, I'm so, so, so happy.

[05:19:35] So, like, a kid asked her for a picture.

[05:19:38] Yeah.

[05:19:39] Well, a kid basically, like, walked up and was like,

[05:19:42] hey, I've been using so much.

[05:19:43] Like, you're so awesome.

[05:19:44] And she thought it was kid.

[05:19:45] And she basically told her stories

[05:19:47] on how to execute her right then and there.

[05:19:49] Really?

[05:19:50] Yeah.

[05:19:51] That's a hundred percent real.

[05:19:53] And I didn't know why.

[05:19:54] Yeah, I'm not exaggerating at all.

[05:19:55] I didn't know why.

[05:19:57] Yeah.

[05:19:58] She has to be done.

[05:19:59] except she made good luck babes so that's fine she made good luck babes so i was really

[05:20:04] so i'm sure of it i don't care i don't really care if that's what i want i'm in 4th place

[05:20:12] hold on to that but i can literally win this i gotta lock in okay okay that guy was so

[05:20:23] bad and i was doing that because i was trying to batch case him and he died

[05:20:28] I know this is a concern wait are you right oh my god

[05:20:52] You should play premiered so fun everyone's so nice

[05:20:58] Free prostate inspection.

[05:20:59] Dude a free prostate inspection, thank you so much.

[05:21:02] You just saved this stream for another minute.

[05:21:04] Thank you.

[05:21:05] This could be any of the sub-a-con right now.

[05:21:19] How do you not hit your your soda can?

[05:21:21] Like I'm definitely not the same over.

[05:21:26] Dude Anonymous, thank you for giving me that.

[05:21:28] Yes, I am emiru and I am transracial. Please respect me.

[05:21:35] I like how you came over to wear my raven's awkman.

[05:21:39] What?

[05:21:40] I didn't play this game for hours. I just don't play it anymore.

[05:21:46] I mean there's a lot of games to play.

[05:21:49] There are a lot of games to play. The spire, I can play in a...

[05:21:52] I do like that more often now of course, but it's not as bad as it gets because of the game-tuner, it's not as bad as it gets.

[05:21:59] Woooo! Actually true.

[05:22:02] I like that you're not gonna say war your friends play anymore.

[05:22:05] Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I actually grew so.

[05:22:07] It's like, I don't know how to explain this.

[05:22:11] Yeah, not like, a lot of my closest friends are in the same game as me, you know what?

[05:22:15] Anymore, and I play Pocopia.

[05:22:17] And that's right.

[05:22:19] Have you played Pocopia yet?

[05:22:21] It's like the best game that's ever come out in the world.

[05:22:26] My friends play the same shit though actually.

[05:22:28] Yeah, I've had a very like split from group 2.

[05:22:38] What?

[05:22:38] We can all just play the same shit.

[05:22:41] Senna's not a gamer though, she can be right.

[05:22:45] Senna's good.

[05:22:51] Yeah

[05:22:58] I would love to play CS. I'd play them go six as well actually like that game

[05:23:07] You know what happened to the game actually a few months ago and how they they got hacked and

[05:23:21] One week in Vider, Texas.

[05:23:23] What the fuck?

[05:23:25] You live in Vider, Texas?

[05:23:27] No.

[05:23:29] We're in a city in Texas.

[05:23:33] It's like a city.

[05:23:37] You know, unironically, the best McDonald's I've ever seen in my life.

[05:23:41] Yeah, it's fresh.

[05:23:43] Fresh, the people were actually nice to me.

[05:23:45] And the food was actually pretty good.

[05:23:49] I don't want to keep on chatting someone, okay?

[05:23:51] I don't want to keep on chatting someone, okay?

[05:23:53] I just want to say that I am not happy

[05:23:55] They're lucky, they're lucky

[05:23:57] I was gonna shit talk them too

[05:23:59] Fuck that place

[05:24:01] It's a bit of a racist bunch of things

[05:24:03] Yeah, like

[05:24:05] Top left

[05:24:07] Top left, top left

[05:24:13] We used microphone mouse 4

[05:24:15] What the fuck is mouse 4?

[05:24:17] What the fuck?

[05:24:17] Oh!

[05:24:18] I'm trying to focus the game, bro.

[05:24:19] I can't focus.

[05:24:23] Yo, eggy good.

[05:24:25] Yo, eggy good.

[05:24:26] Yo, eggy good.

[05:24:28] Yo, eggy good.

[05:24:29] Shut the fuck up, dog.

[05:24:31] You can't focus.

[05:24:34] I'm trying to focus, bro.

[05:24:37] Egg, behind you, behind you.

[05:24:40] Just getting the two sets.

[05:24:41] Stop talking.

[05:24:42] I focus my focus.

[05:24:43] Come on, dude.

[05:24:44] Look out.

[05:24:46] Ah, alright, now I'm getting on my, I'm getting on my flow stick because they were talking.

[05:24:51] Dude, I'm low-key cheating, I'm not gonna lie.

[05:24:53] This guy's cheating, that's why I'm losing.

[05:24:55] There we go.

[05:24:57] There you go, that makes sense why I'm losing now.

[05:25:00] I just have a problem.

[05:25:02] Why am I low-key, like, in the head?

[05:25:09] Chat mic pretty, finally.

[05:25:11] Is this good?

[05:25:12] No, I'm just like lurking, shitting, f**k.

[05:25:24] Oh my god, I got a buffoon.

[05:25:27] There are a lot of people, maliciously, in a lot of way, being eagles.

[05:25:32] Yeah.

[05:25:33] It's like, I finally get it. It's like, you just sit there, you're going, you get to brush up, you're caught off guard, you get to play games.

[05:25:40] It's like, oh damn, man, life is not fair!

[05:25:43] Life is not fair, yeah!

[05:25:45] Like, they're still mad at us because we're literally just pretty in-play games.

[05:25:48] Like, what the fuck?

[05:25:49] Like, what is wrong with them?

[05:25:52] Yeah, like...

[05:25:57] That's...

[05:25:59] Oh my gosh, wait.

[05:26:02] I'm not working, guys.

[05:26:06] Maybe I should be calling you.

[05:26:10] See

[05:26:13] My boy

[05:26:20] If someone kills him they'll tell it'll actually

[05:26:36] What is he doing what I knew but wait, where's the chicken he's going

[05:26:40] Was he looking for me? Is he dead?

[05:26:46] Okay, I actually played a whole game being realized. Sick.

[05:26:53] Do you want your seat back?

[05:27:01] Wait, yeah, we haven't even met once. I swear you've been over since I got her but maybe like during parties and stuff

[05:27:07] She was locked up. Yeah, I don't think I saw her like actually

[05:27:10] Yeah, that's butter or that's shatter and then

[05:27:17] There is

[05:27:21] That's so cute

[05:27:24] Yeah, they love each other. I think it's her old friend because

[05:27:33] Like oh

[05:27:40] I don't know, I don't see a noise like that.

[05:27:42] Have you seen Chorm?

[05:27:44] What is that?

[05:27:46] Chorm.

[05:27:48] Chorm.

[05:27:50] Chorm.

[05:27:52] Chorm.

[05:27:54] Chorm.

[05:27:56] Chorm.

[05:27:58] Chorm.

[05:28:00] Chorm.

[05:28:02] Chorm.

[05:28:04] I don't understand. I thought it was like a new meme that I just didn't know well technically it is. Yeah

[05:28:12] Chorn

[05:28:13] They made like a no, it's chatter

[05:28:18] Well the the person in my chat who made chore made a gloar version of it they even added it like lyrics chat

[05:28:24] I was like they don't they don't know

[05:28:27] They don't know

[05:28:29] Oh, that guy's a gamer. He's so cool.

[05:28:33] I don't know what Emily's doing. She warned me not to go into the bathroom earlier.

[05:28:38] You know what? I'm going to go see what she's doing right now, and then we'll see.

[05:28:41] Alright. I'll be back.

[05:28:43] Alright, yeah, let me know. You have fun.

[05:28:49] Say your hello.

[05:28:59] Oh shit, EW WHAT IS THAT?!

[05:29:12] What?

[05:29:13] What?

[05:29:14] Oh I'm...

[05:29:15] Eddie, thanks for 23 months, oh, Rusty's gonna come back, he's not gonna come back.

[05:29:25] or just can't tell anything.

[05:29:40] Hi, every man, I see the big cheese.

[05:29:42] Mikey Quinn, thanks for three months!

[05:29:44] You saw more back there.

[05:29:52] The game is loud.

[05:29:55] I kind of need a loud cuz I'm kind of death

[05:30:10] Here the shit I mean

[05:30:14] Dude, I'm always shooting at their chest. Okay, I need to aim my gun higher than I think higher than I think

[05:30:21] I think it's been a lot of cases of soul default because I traded up every single M4 skin I had.

[05:30:31] Every single skin that I had I traded up and I got nothing for it.

[05:30:36] Nothing!

[05:30:41] Okay, yeah, higher than I think.

[05:30:43] I am higher than I think.

[05:30:47] Should I have two bullets?

[05:30:51] I didn't even do anything crazy!

[05:31:10] I was reloading!

[05:31:11] It's the same guy with the gay furry icon.

[05:31:15] Okay, I feel like I'm starting to understand where I'm supposed to put my crosshair.

[05:31:31] That was fucked up.

[05:31:32] Is that bad, man?

[05:31:51] Yeah, okay!

[05:31:52] My crosshair placement's definitely a bit better.

[05:31:55] It's not great, but it's definitely better.

[05:32:04] Yeah, that was better even though I didn't get him.

[05:32:12] Visualize a player peeking where their head will be.

[05:32:19] Okay, well, I try to do that, but I think maybe it's like my short person brain.

[05:32:25] Ames down, I don't know

[05:32:28] Cuz I do feel like I do that, but I always end up aiming too low

[05:32:55] I did not deserve that at all I'm dead almost dead last next to the guy you

[05:33:03] I just don't okay I need three kills

[05:33:32] to not be in last maybe rustles right maybe I just need to move my monitors

[05:33:50] there's a looser in my game right click one second

[05:34:18] I would just say, well, wait, but that's lame, because other people were funny, whatever.

[05:34:30] Can you not mute individual people?

[05:34:47] I'll figure it out for you, I guess.

[05:35:30] I mean, I won't laugh at it, but the strange sniper is the one who's being racist, so...

[05:35:43] I know how you do it, but I can't do it.

[05:35:46] I also need to learn how to use the AWP.

[05:36:45] The guy just sitting in the corner!

[05:36:49] I guess this is a classic.

[05:36:53] Ow.

[05:37:11] Ow.

[05:37:13] Oh, I'm not bottom-fragging anymore.

[05:37:22] It's the gay furry guy again.

[05:37:24] He's better than me.

[05:37:34] Ow.

[05:37:37] I know he's gay, it's the gay pride flag, or the background colors on his thing.

[05:37:54] How do I leave the match up there?

[05:38:03] Game mode, complete match, another game mode, still unlock this one, is it just literally

[05:38:11] any game mode?

[05:38:12] Cause I don't remember if it was really at 73% when I did the other one before, it might

[05:38:17] have to be the competitive, I'm not sure, you have to be level 10?

[05:38:21] Oh, okay, so I guess that death match probably, I mean I'll still do it, it'll just be slower,

[05:38:32] now wingman is the fastest

[05:38:36] the fuck is wingman

[05:38:39] com gets- i- i would play cop but i might have to get up and i don't want to ruin someone's game

[05:38:45] you know

[05:38:46] so 2v2

[05:38:49] um...

[05:38:53] shit bro it's probably so bad

[05:39:02] Okay, well, this is probably a good way to learn, I think.

[05:39:07] So that is fine.

[05:39:14] Man.

[05:39:16] I want gloves and a knife. I can't believe they cut me off, bro.

[05:39:21] This is crazy.

[05:39:26] I can't open cases because they cut me off from buying stuff.

[05:39:30] Johnny, thank you for the 10 gifted! Thanks Johnny! Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[05:39:37] Very kind. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[05:39:46] Oh yeah, the headphones. I guess I have to...

[05:39:55] Where are my other there?

[05:40:00] This isn't competitive, is it?

[05:40:06] Cause I don't want to ruin someone's game, especially if it's like 2v2 competitive, I'd be so fucking mad.

[05:40:13] I feel like this queue is super long after.

[05:40:19] Is this probably like the EDator queue of CS?

[05:40:26] CS is basically casual, there I guess, that's vow only, CS is not an e-dater game, huh?

[05:40:53] They won't accept they know.

[05:40:58] They can sense my aura.

[05:41:02] My dog shit aura.

[05:41:04] I do feel like I'm getting better-ish though.

[05:41:10] What is a charmed attachment pack?

[05:41:13] Hello Baldi.

[05:41:14] Little Gramer, thanks for 35 months.

[05:41:24] Wow, it's a gray, amazing.

[05:41:31] Dude, I actually traded away almost all of my skins, it's crazy.

[05:41:36] Okay, if this doesn't get accepted, I'm just going to search through a different queue.

[05:41:46] Open the terminal.

[05:41:49] Yeah.

[05:41:50] How do I do that?

[05:42:01] Yeah, I'm trying to cancel Q, how do I do that?

[05:42:13] Let me out.

[05:42:18] Okay, what's the terminal thing?

[05:42:26] a chance of five things

[05:42:38] oh this okay

[05:42:42] all all

[05:42:45] I'm gonna get something horrible aren't I?

[05:42:49] oh wait this is interesting what is this? first offer

[05:42:53] Four cents.

[05:42:58] Accept, decline.

[05:43:00] A decline, okay.

[05:43:03] Next offer, when does it stop?

[05:43:07] A purple!

[05:43:11] $3.25, after five?

[05:43:15] A decline, okay.

[05:43:21] It's a blue, okay.

[05:43:22] So again, third offer.

[05:43:27] That's also about OK.

[05:43:28] So fifth one you accept.

[05:43:36] It's another blood sports set!

[05:43:39] Do I decline again?

[05:43:41] Does it just keep going?

[05:43:45] It's so bad.

[05:43:48] It's so bad.

[05:43:52] Oh, oh wait, now I don't get anything.

[05:44:00] Wait, when did I get this?

[05:44:03] Wait, when did I get this?

[05:44:05] This is nice.

[05:44:08] What?

[05:44:11] That's a cool skin.

[05:44:15] It is a pink though, but I don't think it's enough to even hit what I was trying to hit.

[05:44:21] Yeah, I'm just gonna, uh, I guess, I guess, I guess this is fun.

[05:44:41] Okay, wait, I joined on a losing team that don't worry guys, I will turn this around.

[05:45:07] you worry I don't know this map oh this is a 10 player I guess it's casual

[05:45:22] Oh no, smoke.

[05:45:26] Incendiary.

[05:45:28] Is this map always 10 players?

[05:45:49] Bomb has been planted.

[05:45:52] Where'd they plant?

[05:45:57] I don't know this map.

[05:45:59] B?

[05:46:02] Are we fucked?

[05:46:08] Guys, I think we're going way too slow.

[05:46:13] Guys, I think we lost.

[05:46:18] They did it!

[05:46:28] How are you fine, I said?

[05:46:33] I didn't do anything.

[05:46:35] My score is one.

[05:46:37] I didn't even really see anymore.

[05:46:44] of

[05:46:51] the

[05:46:58] death

[05:47:01] of

[05:47:06] the

[05:47:11] I'm kind of just like

[05:47:18] Now I'm gonna go up the stairs. Oh, there's someone behind us I

[05:47:27] Just shot him in the ass, bro. That was no nowhere near his head. Okay. I just remember to shoot it higher

[05:47:41] Well, I don't I don't think I was gonna get it, but I wanted to try

[05:48:04] No, I did I buy armor I don't think I did

[05:48:11] I seem to think that they're up here.

[05:48:37] I don't really want his AWP because I feel like I suck with the AWP.

[05:48:52] I need to practice with it or something.

[05:48:57] Oh!

[05:48:59] I was reloading.

[05:49:00] Fuck.

[05:49:01] Man!

[05:49:02] I tried. I tried.

[05:49:18] Come on, come on, jump, jump.

[05:49:25] I'm peeking.

[05:49:34] I'm peeking.

[05:49:39] Oh, someone's coming.

[05:49:43] Someone's coming.

[05:49:45] Or there might be above. Is there an area above?

[05:50:01] The bomb? Ah, fuck.

[05:50:04] Man! I should have moved after I got one because they all knew where it was then.

[05:50:10] Dang it!

[05:50:12] Cosplaying a ward!

[05:50:15] Oh my god.

[05:50:37] Nice.

[05:50:41] Oh my god!

[05:50:45] I'm not good and I'm pushing I don't give a fuck

[05:51:10] Oh

[05:51:28] Is it when you shoot at them at all your location gets revealed or did they just share oh, no, I think you just saw me

[05:51:37] I think you just saw me

[05:51:40] I'm going to go back to my room.

[05:51:47] Nice try.

[05:51:56] We lost!

[05:52:03] We lost!

[05:52:04] Oh wait, I got really good XP from that though.

[05:52:13] I need to be level 10 right away, yeah, yeah, okay.

[05:52:20] Okay, I just need to be high enough level to play, Premiere.

[05:52:27] That is my goal.

[05:52:30] I

[05:52:32] Have a wrist

[05:52:41] Comments better XP game wise. I don't know what Russell and Emily are doing

[05:52:46] So I don't know if I'm gonna need to go afk. That's why I'm not playing comp

[05:52:50] But I'll play comp later tonight

[05:52:54] Don't worry

[05:52:56] I was aiming too low again

[05:53:26] I really tried my best.

[05:53:41] Why can't I get these other guns?

[05:53:42] You can only purchase two.

[05:53:44] I guess I have to try out the other guns.

[05:53:55] All right, game time.

[05:54:07] I'm gonna get the uh the pp or the p 250.

[05:54:20] You know what time to heal thanks for the five months.

[05:54:30] Hope y'all are having a good day. You're less than three

[05:54:42] No, how I got that guy before uh before I died

[05:54:52] Do you guys hear screaming

[05:54:54] Okay, yeah, I didn't remember aim higher.

[05:55:05] Aim higher than you think.

[05:55:07] I definitely hear screaming in the house.

[05:55:13] This makes you kill us!

[05:55:20] Oh, whatever we want!

[05:55:26] This is what we have been working for.

[05:55:31] It's alright, it's alright.

[05:55:34] It's alright, it's alright.

[05:55:38] Fuck!

[05:55:40] I'm just I'm done going mid

[05:55:44] I'm done going mid

[05:55:47] How did this guy get me?

[05:55:55] He's just looking at the wall

[05:56:01] My goodness

[05:56:04] Mad cuz bad yes, I am I

[05:56:07] I am mad because I'm bad.

[05:56:14] What is he doing?

[05:56:29] Dude, is he just gonna run away from them for a whole minute?

[05:56:44] Oh, he has a bomb, though.

[05:56:47] This guy could be a hero.

[05:56:53] He just shot his feet, didn't he?

[05:57:18] He's on his left.

[05:57:20] They're both on his left.

[05:57:22] Oh god.

[05:57:28] Good try.

[05:57:33] Honestly, that was pretty good for being the only person

[05:57:37] to stay on.

[05:57:41] Not bad.

[05:57:47] OK.

[05:57:48] I am looking in as they say I'm not going mid I bet there's gonna be some

[05:57:57] with an off there why are we smoking that

[05:58:01] I don't understand

[05:58:09] They have a guy there get him Caleb

[05:58:15] Yeah, so thanks for 25 months

[05:58:25] I got him

[05:58:31] Yay!

[05:58:33] All burns are blended.

[05:58:35] I'll have the bomb.

[05:58:37] Um, I think I'll smoke.

[05:58:39] Got a flash.

[05:58:41] Oh!

[05:58:43] I'll have the bomb.

[05:58:45] Um, I think I'll smoke.

[05:58:47] Got a flash.

[05:58:49] Oh!

[05:58:51] I'll have the bomb.

[05:58:53] I'll have the bomb.

[05:58:55] I'll have the bomb.

[05:58:57] Oh!

[05:58:59] Flash! That guy runs in with a shotgun every time. Why don't you chat with your team?

[05:59:17] I mean, maybe it'd be fine, I don't know, but I never hear girls talk in this game.

[05:59:29] I can't believe you ate the ranch water.

[05:59:35] Well, I didn't want to make her feel bad.

[05:59:38] I mean, I barely ate it.

[05:59:40] It was really fucking gross.

[05:59:47] I

[05:59:54] Everyone in CS is super nice and a feminist

[06:00:04] Oh that guy's one hit too

[06:00:17] Let's get in and get out.

[06:00:27] I think I hit him a little.

[06:00:43] Oh

[06:00:53] I don't know why I thought there would be another guy there. That's okay. I guess

[06:01:05] Holy shit, I feel like I'm on drums right now

[06:01:13] Oh

[06:01:35] No

[06:01:43] I'm going to be

[06:02:08] Maybe another hundred hours in the game you'll be good.

[06:02:16] Really?

[06:02:17] You think only a hundred?

[06:02:20] That's exciting.

[06:02:21] Ow.

[06:02:22] Only a hundred?

[06:02:23] Dude, they're going crazy on this corridor.

[06:02:34] Is this crosshair placement okay?

[06:02:45] Do I got one tapped by the deagle?

[06:02:54] No?

[06:02:55] Well, better than yesterday.

[06:02:59] Well, that's all I really care about.

[06:03:29] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't so much

[06:03:32] Russell

[06:03:50] You must have done something Russell Russell don't lie to me tell me the truth

[06:03:59] Bro they made the problem here.

[06:04:01] That's so good.

[06:04:05] I just don't really want you to see that.

[06:04:10] They've been waiting for you to come back.

[06:04:13] Oh my god, that's good.

[06:04:14] No, I'm crazy.

[06:04:15] I didn't do anything.

[06:04:16] She should just like get out.

[06:04:17] I want anyone here.

[06:04:18] Like, so what do you want me to do?

[06:04:20] Go in there and like...

[06:04:22] Cover low.

[06:04:23] But you must have done something.

[06:04:25] This is my house.

[06:04:26] You can't kick someone out of my house.

[06:04:28] But why would she steal and steal randomly because you guys were friends?

[06:04:32] Yes, exactly, but I'm telling you right now, she's saying...

[06:04:36] Oh my God, I'm not gonna be on my shirt.

[06:04:38] She wants me on her shirt right now.

[06:04:40] Are you hoping I'll pull a little prank on you?

[06:04:43] No, I'm serious. She will lose. I was like, okay, I'll present her to you.

[06:04:46] Oh, hi Emily.

[06:04:48] Hey.

[06:04:49] Oh, I'm in a casual game. It's okay.

[06:04:52] Oh, are you sure?

[06:04:54] Yes, I'm sure.

[06:04:55] What was Mr. Ryan yapping about he said that you guys had a fight and that you don't want him to be here anymore

[06:05:02] We did have a fight and I mean you might be mad at the what happened from the fight right Russell

[06:05:10] What happened in the fight? Oh?

[06:05:12] I have to I have to show you how

[06:05:16] What Russell did it I didn't do anything it was all Russell's fault. I just know that she's very aggressive

[06:05:23] And she tried to kick me out of the house

[06:05:25] For no reason, by the way. She's like, I want any old shroomy get up.

[06:05:29] Well, I want to hear your side of the story, what did Russell do?

[06:05:32] My side of the story is that Russell was yapping yapping yapping my ear off,

[06:05:35] and he was just like, oh Emily, you don't know how to cook, you don't know how to clean,

[06:05:39] you suck at being a woman and not a hate woman!

[06:05:41] So that's why I said you hate women.

[06:05:43] No, I didn't.

[06:05:44] Russell was like, I'm not hate women!

[06:05:45] I can't say that you hate women.

[06:05:47] I didn't say that, I did not say that.

[06:05:49] Obviously, I got uncomfortable, so then I was like, Russell, you should get,

[06:05:52] He got into a little tussle and then something kind of happened outside.

[06:05:56] I mean, when it was all rushed full.

[06:05:58] What happened?

[06:05:59] I'll get my camera out.

[06:06:00] I can show you.

[06:06:01] Okay, I'll let me switch to your camera lens.

[06:06:02] Okay, wait a minute.

[06:06:04] Okay, yeah.

[06:06:05] Oh, yeah, Monsa loves people too, but she's not as friendly as Chatterjee's.

[06:06:10] She's a little shy.

[06:06:14] You gotta like smack her butt.

[06:06:15] She likes it.

[06:06:16] Oh, wait, I kind of like something when you smack her butt.

[06:06:18] Yeah, but I like eat the shit out of my cat.

[06:06:20] No, I'll like smack her like a punch, she loves it.

[06:06:23] So let's stand there all stiff, like, it's so weird.

[06:06:28] I'm serious, she tried to kick me out.

[06:06:30] So you being like the boss, you're like,

[06:06:33] you can't let her do that.

[06:06:35] Also, you can't let her lie to us either.

[06:06:38] Us?

[06:06:39] Yes.

[06:06:39] Chat, who do you guys believe more?

[06:06:41] Russell or Emily?

[06:06:42] Well, I think you're on my side, you know?

[06:06:44] She can't lie to us.

[06:06:45] Obviously me!

[06:06:47] Of course!

[06:06:49] Now they're saying Russell.

[06:06:51] What?

[06:06:52] They've got me Russell!

[06:06:53] Now they're saying Emily.

[06:06:55] It must be because you walked in the room.

[06:06:57] This is cosmetic.

[06:06:59] Those are all my special cans, but I have another fridge there you can take one out of.

[06:07:03] What's that mean, special?

[06:07:05] I tried to collect one of every color.

[06:07:07] Oh, that's so cute!

[06:07:09] But that other fridge you can take whichever one you want.

[06:07:12] Nine inch nail sign!

[06:07:14] Oh my god!

[06:07:16] The nine inch nail sign?

[06:07:18] He sucked it and he wrote every text going,

[06:07:21] wow that's so cool.

[06:07:23] Yeah.

[06:07:24] So awesome.

[06:07:25] Did they fuck with you?

[06:07:27] I don't know, Russell, we don't know, I'm a Red Bull.

[06:07:29] Oh, Nine Inch Nails?

[06:07:30] No, Nine Inch Nails, not Red Bull.

[06:07:32] I know they do.

[06:07:32] Oh, their creative director watches my stream apparently.

[06:07:38] What?

[06:07:39] That's insane.

[06:07:40] Yeah, I was like, that's crazy.

[06:07:42] Yeah, I got to go backstage at their concert they

[06:07:45] had here a couple weeks ago.

[06:07:46] And I brought Peach and Spirit in Julia.

[06:07:48] I was awesome. Yeah, I was a crazy experience

[06:07:54] Yeah, Russell you don't listen to Ninage Nails

[06:08:01] Yeah

[06:08:04] No, you've heard I think you probably have you probably just don't realize it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, let me see

[06:08:12] Oh, there we go.

[06:08:17] Okay, how's it look?

[06:08:19] You're swat.

[06:08:20] Emma!

[06:08:21] Yes.

[06:08:22] I swear, it's all Russell's fault.

[06:08:25] What happened?

[06:08:28] Let me show you the, uh, the lovely, uh, kitchen.

[06:08:33] The kitchen!

[06:08:35] Yes, Emma, let me show you.

[06:08:38] Where's it come?

[06:08:40] Come on.

[06:08:41] Oh, of course!

[06:08:43] Oh, Cheddar!

[06:08:45] Cheddar, I love how loving Cheddar is!

[06:08:48] Yes, he loves everybody.

[06:08:50] Oh, he's very cute.

[06:08:52] Yeah, because butter is such a cute name.

[06:08:55] Butter is cool, but Cheddar is better.

[06:08:58] We love Cheddar.

[06:09:00] What happened in the kitchen?

[06:09:03] Okay, so me and Russell started finding, as we usually do,

[06:09:10] We are we're always, uh, you know and just tussle in and and he was saying like I hate women

[06:09:16] I hate women blah blah blah

[06:09:18] and then

[06:09:40] She's like this, and I went, and I hit my head on the TV here.

[06:09:45] I'm serious.

[06:09:46] It's her fault, and she tried to kick me out after that.

[06:09:50] Yeah, he broke your TV, and I'm not going to let you.

[06:09:52] Well, I'm trying to kick you out, too, Russell.

[06:09:54] She hit you.

[06:09:56] Because you were saying mean things.

[06:09:59] Russell, why would you do this?

[06:10:01] It's OK to do this.

[06:10:02] Russell, this TV cost $4,000.

[06:10:04] And Emily said she was going to pay for it.

[06:10:06] Well, no, it's to be you paying for it, Russell,

[06:10:09] because the person who broke it should fix it.

[06:10:11] Exactly.

[06:10:12] Oh, yeah, I'll fix it then.

[06:10:15] Okay.

[06:10:16] I'll fix it, you know how to fix a TV?

[06:10:17] Yeah.

[06:10:18] With money, or with my hands.

[06:10:19] With my hands, I'll fix it.

[06:10:20] I'll just get my tools when I go home

[06:10:22] and come back and take my tools.

[06:10:24] Okay.

[06:10:25] Oh, here we go.

[06:10:26] Oh, well, I mean, April.

[06:10:29] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[06:10:33] I can mess something.

[06:10:34] Yes.

[06:10:35] Okay, so I started playing along,

[06:10:37] but for the first like 20 seconds I forgot it was here.

[06:10:40] Oh my!

[06:10:41] Well you thought it was real?

[06:10:42] For like 20 seconds, wait, wait, is that the way out?

[06:10:46] April, oh!

[06:10:49] You actually got me there.

[06:10:51] Oh, it's just cool.

[06:10:53] What a knee slaver.

[06:10:55] It's just a YouTube video.

[06:10:58] YouTube video, it's not weight, is it actually?

[06:11:02] Oh my God.

[06:11:03] Guys, it's not working.

[06:11:05] It might be broken, because, um.

[06:11:07] Wait, it was real all along?

[06:11:09] Right.

[06:11:12] April Fools on the April Fools.

[06:11:14] It's actually broken.

[06:11:17] Yeah, what's that buzzing sound?

[06:11:19] I think it's the screen that's, um.

[06:11:22] Did you flip the batteries around?

[06:11:24] This can't be a, um, come on.

[06:11:27] Like, this can't be real, right?

[06:11:32] They're stuck in there real good.

[06:11:35] You wouldn't do that, right?

[06:11:37] Of course not.

[06:11:41] No, and the batteries are completely the right way up.

[06:11:44] And I think it needs to be jammed.

[06:11:46] A man needs to fix this.

[06:11:47] Oh, yeah, I got you.

[06:11:48] Yeah, thank you, Russell.

[06:11:50] Oh, yes, but I mean, we will let you know how to compensate

[06:11:56] you for this TV.

[06:11:58] Yeah, our TVs, all of us.

[06:12:01] Yeah, it's so exciting.

[06:12:02] Wait, did I ruin the remote?

[06:12:06] If you can't fix it, you have to go and tell Cina that it's broken.

[06:12:10] Yeah, I think it's broken.

[06:12:12] Wait, what?

[06:12:13] Like, it actually won't work, I'm not joking.

[06:12:15] Wait, what?

[06:12:15] Why does the remote work?

[06:12:18] It's literally not working.

[06:12:20] I believe.

[06:12:21] What the hell?

[06:12:23] He's doing this break.

[06:12:24] I didn't even see what put the battery in.

[06:12:26] The battery's in.

[06:12:27] Look.

[06:12:28] Look.

[06:12:29] Look.

[06:12:31] I'm serious. It's actually not working.

[06:12:33] The light was coming on the remote.

[06:12:35] Wait, what?

[06:12:37] What?

[06:12:39] Why is it not working?

[06:12:41] Let me see!

[06:12:43] This is close.

[06:12:45] I'm going to tell Senna.

[06:12:47] Oh!

[06:12:49] You scared me!

[06:12:51] You scared me!

[06:12:53] I thought I actually did break the TV.

[06:12:55] I think you should offer him some of the milk for that.

[06:12:57] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

[06:12:59] Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

[06:13:00] You love the milk, right, Russell?

[06:13:03] What, Russell?

[06:13:05] Really?

[06:13:06] What do you mean?

[06:13:07] I'm not drinking that milk.

[06:13:08] Why not?

[06:13:09] Because.

[06:13:12] Because of what?

[06:13:13] It's just normal milk?

[06:13:15] I have milk which is really my taste buds,

[06:13:17] or you're not.

[06:13:20] Ooh, delicious!

[06:13:22] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[06:13:25] Fuck, no.

[06:13:27] It looks so delicious.

[06:13:29] Fine.

[06:13:30] Fine, Russell, you don't have a cream at the top.

[06:13:35] Yeah, it's so good.

[06:13:35] Yeah.

[06:13:37] What?

[06:13:39] Fine, Russell, it's OK.

[06:13:41] You don't have to drink the milk.

[06:13:44] I've never seen Russell genuinely uncomfortable before.

[06:13:47] Everyone's dance is close to me.

[06:13:49] Oh, I don't know.

[06:13:51] I'm going to have more to show you.

[06:13:52] OK.

[06:13:53] So I went to the restroom over there.

[06:13:57] And I want to make sure that you saw

[06:14:00] that it was in good order if you would

[06:14:03] want to check out the bathroom.

[06:14:04] I will check out the bathroom.

[06:14:05] No, this show is in great order.

[06:14:07] Do you know what this is, Russell?

[06:14:10] Did you help with this?

[06:14:11] No, I did not help with any of these, actually.

[06:14:14] I just checked my phone.

[06:14:19] Emily, what the heck is this?

[06:14:22] Emily.

[06:14:24] How am I supposed to... how am I supposed to get to the toilet paper now? This is evil!

[06:14:29] Isn't it? Isn't it?

[06:14:31] This is evil!

[06:14:32] So straight evil, am I right?

[06:14:35] This is evil!

[06:14:36] Yes, and then, oh, what if you had to go to the bathroom at me?

[06:14:40] I'd have to take the whole roll off and just use the roll, because what can I do?

[06:14:44] Oh, yeah, you're right. You could just do one big drawer.

[06:14:46] I could just...

[06:14:48] Oh, no!

[06:14:51] Let me know!

[06:14:53] She's just getting to the bottom of my prank!

[06:14:55] How'd she break that?

[06:14:57] I figured it out!

[06:14:59] No! Ah!

[06:15:01] Frank! She knows my Frank!

[06:15:03] Oh, I- I haven't done it.

[06:15:05] I- I've a-

[06:15:07] Fuck April Fool's.

[06:15:09] I can't believe you've done this.

[06:15:11] Oh, no! Oh, um,

[06:15:13] Amy, I kinda need to go to the bathroom.

[06:15:15] Would you be able to help me?

[06:15:17] Yes.

[06:15:19] What do you mean, help you?

[06:15:21] If I had to go to the bathroom, could you help me prepare for the bathroom?

[06:15:30] Like you don't know how to use the bathroom, so I've got to teach you.

[06:15:32] Yes, yes, that'd be great.

[06:15:34] The first thing you do is normally to put down your pants, they have to do that.

[06:15:38] Yeah.

[06:15:39] And then you would lift up the toilet seat.

[06:15:43] What is that?

[06:15:45] Oh, what is that?

[06:15:49] Oh, I don't know, I was about to put that there.

[06:15:51] What is this?

[06:15:53] It's just a little surprise.

[06:15:55] Are you happy?

[06:15:57] I love it!

[06:15:59] Now every time people use this, it

[06:16:01] has a little bit of your mind in it, extremely.

[06:16:04] You like it?

[06:16:07] I love it.

[06:16:08] This is a really good picture of you.

[06:16:11] Is this a real picture?

[06:16:13] It's not like you look a little different, a little.

[06:16:17] Oh, yes.

[06:16:18] I did a nice nugget pose.

[06:16:20] It's like I'm watching them go to the bathroom.

[06:16:25] You kind of look like an egg.

[06:16:27] Thank you, thank you.

[06:16:28] Yeah, like look at your head.

[06:16:29] It's like the perfect egg shape.

[06:16:30] I'm actually really impressed.

[06:16:32] Isn't it?

[06:16:33] Like your hair blends out the back too.

[06:16:37] So I'm a perfect egg you think?

[06:16:39] Yeah, like my chat called me egg, but I feel like you deserve it more now.

[06:16:43] Oh stop it at me, that's so sweet.

[06:16:46] You guys have to spam egg for her.

[06:16:48] Yes.

[06:16:49] She's literally an egg.

[06:16:51] A perfect egg.

[06:16:53] And we come over here.

[06:16:55] Oh, there's more.

[06:16:57] It's my role.

[06:16:59] Russell!

[06:17:01] Russell!

[06:17:03] I need a permatello.

[06:17:05] Oh no, there's a spider on the permatello.

[06:17:09] What is this?

[06:17:13] There's water all over my kitchen.

[06:17:15] What?

[06:17:17] Oh my god, Rusty, that's really spilled.

[06:17:24] Oh, thank you, Ebby, that's very nice.

[06:17:37] Thank you so much, Ebby.

[06:17:39] Oh my god.

[06:17:41] You're so nice.

[06:17:43] Now that you touched the ground, won't you want to make sure you bought your hands at me?

[06:17:50] Yes, I would like to wash my hands.

[06:17:52] Well, good thing there's some soap over here.

[06:17:55] Well, you know, hand soap is actually one of my favorite things in the world.

[06:18:00] Oh, good.

[06:18:00] I love collecting hand soap.

[06:18:01] Oh, I didn't know we had soft soap.

[06:18:03] Yes.

[06:18:04] Usually it's my Bath & Body Works filming hand soap.

[06:18:09] Oh, yeah.

[06:18:10] Maybe you see peach, right?

[06:18:12] It doesn't look kinda juicy.

[06:18:14] Would you like this?

[06:18:17] Oh, I have one second.

[06:18:20] I'll go sit on this side.

[06:18:21] Yeah, make sure you get a good shot of this.

[06:18:24] So like, why are you giggling?

[06:18:26] I don't know what's gonna happen.

[06:18:29] I just think it looks so stupid.

[06:18:31] What?

[06:18:32] These are good.

[06:18:33] It's just normal soap.

[06:18:34] Is this the same prank I told you to do to Nicholas?

[06:18:39] Because if so, karma finally got me.

[06:18:44] Oh, no, Annie!

[06:18:46] What is this?

[06:18:47] No, it's a real soap!

[06:18:51] Why does this make-

[06:18:55] Bro.

[06:18:56] Oh!

[06:18:59] Sophie!

[06:19:02] Make sure to really ladder it in.

[06:19:04] What is this?

[06:19:09] Oh, oh my god, cheese spilled.

[06:19:13] Um, um, what do you think?

[06:19:15] Alice threw up.

[06:19:16] Oh, um, what is this?

[06:19:17] You didn't even wash it off.

[06:19:19] Uh, what is this?

[06:19:22] April Fool's and cheese.

[06:19:24] This is the same brick I told you to fill up.

[06:19:28] I said I didn't even guess.

[06:19:30] Oh, here, here's your order.

[06:19:32] No, I deserve that.

[06:19:33] Maybe you can keep the cheese up here forever.

[06:19:36] Yeah, why don't we just keep it there so someone else can get cheese?

[06:19:41] You know, I don't think that cinnamon body really uses bathrooms, so that means it'll probably be like...

[06:19:47] This is a party bathroom.

[06:19:49] Yeah, this is like the guest bathroom.

[06:19:51] Yes.

[06:19:52] That everyone, everyone that's coming over would use the...

[06:19:55] What kind of cheese is this?

[06:19:57] Oh, just easy cheese, you know?

[06:19:59] The nicest to put into the...

[06:20:02] It's like melted too. It's like liquid.

[06:20:04] Then it's not like cheese we use.

[06:20:07] Yes, it was terrible.

[06:20:08] Wait, let me put the other cheese back, not cheese.

[06:20:15] This one's here, and then they have a 50-50 chance to get cheese or to get regular soap.

[06:20:20] Mmm, yes, yes.

[06:20:22] Yeah, I like that.

[06:20:23] Yes, it'll be good for the future, and then put this one back here.

[06:20:30] Since you came over, I've almost thrown up five times.

[06:20:34] Oh, it's not because of how I smell, right, Evie?

[06:20:38] No, not because of how you smell.

[06:20:39] Really?

[06:20:40] You've never smelled bad around me.

[06:20:42] Oh, Evie, thank you.

[06:20:44] Oh, because you're so sweet.

[06:20:47] I bicked you some brownies.

[06:20:50] Really?

[06:20:50] Yes.

[06:20:52] I love brownies.

[06:20:57] For you, Evie.

[06:20:59] It's brownies! I understand. Thank you, Emily! This is so sweet! I love brownies! Yes, yes!

[06:21:14] Wow, a whole batch of them! Yes, you get three whole brownies whenever you're hungry!

[06:21:20] I can't wait to snack on these later.

[06:21:23] Oh, of course, of course.

[06:21:24] Amazing.

[06:21:25] Oh, but I actually did get you a real snack if you want to open up the freezer.

[06:21:33] Snack and scottby like ice cream or poxicles, right?

[06:21:39] What is this?

[06:21:40] Oh, what is this?

[06:21:41] Oh, ha!

[06:21:42] Oh, ha!

[06:21:43] You see that?

[06:21:44] What is this?

[06:21:45] A balloon fell.

[06:21:46] Yes.

[06:21:47] Isn't that devious?

[06:21:48] Yeah, it is.

[06:21:49] You got the loon.

[06:21:51] Oh, no, I fit the loon.

[06:21:53] And for you, Emmy, I have a vanilla cake pop.

[06:21:59] What is this?

[06:22:02] I made a vanilla cake pop with love.

[06:22:04] What is this?

[06:22:05] It's a vanilla cake pop.

[06:22:07] You're actually really good.

[06:22:07] I don't think I want to put this in my mouth like this.

[06:22:10] You're actually really good.

[06:22:14] It really is a vanilla cake pop.

[06:22:19] what do you think? It's buttery. Oh really? Okay, you lie. This is a ball of frozen mashed

[06:22:33] potatoes. Yeah, what do you think? It's so good. It's so good. April fools. Did you

[06:22:42] No, I didn't I couldn't April fools. I mean isn't this just the best day ever?

[06:22:48] I love April fools! This is the best day ever!

[06:22:52] It's a prank back to back to back to back to back to back.

[06:22:58] Oh, but don't worry. I mean I do have an actual gift for you.

[06:23:06] Okay, I have an actual gift. Please stand here over here and

[06:23:13] Okay, close your eyes

[06:23:15] It's something small

[06:23:17] Okay, so I pulled my hands out. Yes. I'm scared. I got this at a

[06:23:24] Farmers

[06:23:29] Okay, you could open oh

[06:23:31] Oh, it's, wait, it's a coaster! Wait, this is an actual game! Wait, is it Resident Evil? Wait, that's so cool!

[06:23:39] Oh, you like it? Yeah! Okay, great! When's this a prank? I'm scared!

[06:23:43] April Fool's, I'm taking it back, just kidding, just kidding, it's for you, it's for you.

[06:23:47] Wow, thank you, this is really cool!

[06:23:49] I got it at a farmer's market in Cedar Park, and then, uh...

[06:23:55] What's the prank? I'm so scared, I'm so scared, I'm so scared.

[06:23:59] You know you can still be a normal on April Fool's dies, but yes, and then my child was like oh get this one

[06:24:06] I didn't know it's from Red Dead, right?

[06:24:10] Right, yeah

[06:24:12] Resident Evil Resident Evil. Well, what is the meaning of it? This is a bro. It's like the symbol of

[06:24:18] The evil group in the games is it like so it's iconic. Yes. Okay. Okay. Yeah, there's even a twitch badge for this

[06:24:26] Oh, really?

[06:24:27] I was like, get in front of me, I'm like, okay, so then I'm going to try to bring it.

[06:24:30] Oh, thank you.

[06:24:31] So thoughtful.

[06:24:32] Oh, no problem.

[06:24:33] He's on the coaster.

[06:24:34] Yeah, yeah.

[06:24:35] Oh, I'll tell this for your time.

[06:24:37] I talked to the model of Ashley in Resident Evil 4 remake yesterday.

[06:24:42] What?

[06:24:43] That's very cool.

[06:24:44] Yeah.

[06:24:45] She messaged me on Instagram.

[06:24:46] She followed me as I followed her back.

[06:24:49] I was like, what the heck?

[06:24:50] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, very cool.

[06:24:51] I was like, wow, I'm so starstruck.

[06:24:53] She's an actress in it, like in the game.

[06:24:55] She's the in-game model.

[06:24:56] Wow.

[06:24:57] Very beautiful lady. Beautiful lady.

[06:25:01] You might have seen her, she's the one with the short blonde hair and resident evil.

[06:25:05] I saw, I always saw the recent one, is that her too?

[06:25:09] No, no, that's, oh wait, there's another real short one here. No, she's the other one.

[06:25:13] I gotta look it up. Wait, that's so cool! And now you can show off your

[06:25:17] a bro-lo-co-i. A bro-lo-co-i coaster.

[06:25:21] Let's celebrate to that. Let's celebrate today.

[06:25:25] Frank. It's an Oreo.

[06:25:28] Oh my God.

[06:25:42] Do you like it?

[06:25:49] It's minty, but...

[06:25:52] Very minty.

[06:25:54] What the bad thing is, I do like it.

[06:25:59] Is this toothpaste?

[06:26:01] There's toothpaste in an April Fool's.

[06:26:05] Wait.

[06:26:06] Yeah, I had a toothpaste one too.

[06:26:09] I feel like my teeth are getting cleaner.

[06:26:11] Are these delicious?

[06:26:14] Do you like it?

[06:26:15] Yes.

[06:26:16] I don't worry if we can eat this much toothpaste.

[06:26:18] I put a little dollop on it.

[06:26:20] It just tastes like a mint Oreo. I know wait. This is delicious. Do you like that? Are we gonna die?

[06:26:25] Are we gonna eat it? Yeah, maybe we'll eat it.

[06:26:27] This one's a normal one. Oh, there's a normal one. Wait, it looks so real. Yeah, you did it like perfectly.

[06:26:33] It's uh, it was I kept the inside creed, but just put a little bit on top.

[06:26:39] Mmm, I'm gonna taste the difference now.

[06:26:41] It doesn't even taste bad. I feel like I wouldn't have realized it was toothpaste if you didn't tell me.

[06:26:47] Emmy, the one-year-old has toothpaste.

[06:26:52] Maybe it's still minty from earlier.

[06:26:56] Are you sure?

[06:26:57] I think so.

[06:26:58] If I remember correctly.

[06:27:01] I think that, wait, try it again.

[06:27:05] Am I still being mint from earlier?

[06:27:08] Or maybe there's not a lot.

[06:27:10] Do you taste any mintiness?

[06:27:14] I tricked you into eating it.

[06:27:16] I think that one is normal.

[06:27:19] Really?

[06:27:21] Okay, let me make sure.

[06:27:23] Okay, wait.

[06:27:24] You made him tone up.

[06:27:26] I thought this one was the one with the toothache.

[06:27:28] I'm glad you like it.

[06:27:30] I don't want us to get poisoned. That'd be horrible.

[06:27:32] And no, no sickness.

[06:27:34] And you open up your pantry here.

[06:27:41] Oh, I would really like some cereal right now.

[06:27:49] Some cereal?

[06:27:50] Hey!

[06:27:51] What is this?

[06:27:52] Oh, you don't know what cereal that is.

[06:27:57] Oh, rice.

[06:27:58] Why are they evil?

[06:28:00] Because, pull it out, why don't you?

[06:28:07] Ha! Ha! Ha!

[06:28:11] Oh my god, I can't see it at all. It's sticky-noted!

[06:28:16] It's sticky-noted all over the whole box!

[06:28:19] Damien! Oh my god! It's an unborn baby so pissed at me

[06:28:23] for letting this happen. I know!

[06:28:26] Yeah. The demon has entered into your house.

[06:28:29] Yeah. The demon. You like it any?

[06:28:32] This is incredible, Emily. You've really pranked me today.

[06:28:36] today. Really? Yeah. The last one is in the fridge. Okay. And we should hang out in my

[06:28:42] room for a little bit after this. Oh, I would love to. Yes. How many? You got balloons!

[06:28:48] You got balloons! Dude, I got balloons so hard. Yeah, you got me, bro. You got me. Yes,

[06:29:01] I love it.

[06:29:02] Oh yeah!

[06:29:03] I love it.

[06:29:04] Happy April Fool's.

[06:29:05] Happy April Fool's.

[06:29:06] I'm going to leave them in there so Senna and Bonnie get bored.

[06:29:10] Thank you for taking me for a home trip.

[06:29:13] Yes, of course.

[06:29:14] Okay, I think that's mostly everything that I have.

[06:29:18] Okay.

[06:29:19] Okay.

[06:29:20] Shall we hang out in your home?

[06:29:21] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[06:29:22] Okay, I would love that.

[06:29:23] Just for a bit.

[06:29:24] Oh, wait.

[06:29:25] Also, I did not do this.

[06:29:26] I mean, open up the fridge.

[06:29:28] Let's see if you can notice anything that's off in the fridge.

[06:29:33] Anywhere in the fridge.

[06:29:34] Oh, there's a half-eaten rotisserie chicken.

[06:29:38] Did you do this?

[06:29:42] No, no, I would never do such a thing.

[06:29:44] Who did this?

[06:29:45] These eggs are from...

[06:29:47] I'm not even joking a year ago.

[06:29:49] That's what I was saying.

[06:29:51] I'm not going to snitch.

[06:29:53] But it was Russell.

[06:29:54] You said you're not going to snitch.

[06:29:56] I'm not going to snitch it.

[06:29:57] Russell was the one.

[06:29:58] It was not me.

[06:29:59] He was.

[06:30:00] He was.

[06:30:01] Wait, this is great.

[06:30:02] This is like your old egg and it looks.

[06:30:04] It's hard for her now.

[06:30:06] Is it rotten?

[06:30:07] It smells awful.

[06:30:08] Do you want to sniff it?

[06:30:10] Yes, I'll sniff it a little bit.

[06:30:13] Let me see.

[06:30:15] Oh yeah, it's like, it's funky.

[06:30:18] Yeah, like perfume almost.

[06:30:20] Perfume almost.

[06:30:21] Perfume almost.

[06:30:22] Like a little bit.

[06:30:23] It doesn't smell like a rotten egg, but it's like funky.

[06:30:30] So you like the bubble wrap?

[06:30:32] Yeah.

[06:30:33] That's how it popped in there.

[06:30:35] Yeah, I think maybe it all got popped already.

[06:30:37] It's not, though. I can feel it.

[06:30:39] It's just like, what an April Fool's Day.

[06:30:41] Did you like April Fool's Day?

[06:30:45] That's the best April Fool's Day ever!

[06:30:47] Yeah! I've heard!

[06:30:49] It was a wonderful day.

[06:30:51] It was so awesome.

[06:30:53] Oh my devious pranks.

[06:30:55] Which one was your favorite?

[06:30:57] Even though I almost threw up four times, I think the cheese hand soap was pretty devious.

[06:31:03] Really?

[06:31:05] It got me with that one.

[06:31:07] And you can keep it for next time.

[06:31:11] For next party.

[06:31:13] Best April Fool's Day ever.

[06:31:15] Best April Fool's Day ever.

[06:31:17] We'll stay ever okay. Let's go hang out in Emmy's room. That'll be fun

[06:31:24] Yeah, babe

[06:31:26] Grab this. Oh wait, wait, wait

[06:31:36] Freak I thought I had more oh my god, this is what I get for being so messy

[06:31:43] What

[06:31:47] Let me check real quick.

[06:31:49] But...

[06:31:54] Oh, I misplaced it.

[06:31:56] I'm gonna look around for one second.

[06:31:58] I'm gonna mask off the meter.

[06:32:47] Yeah, we're just hanging out, we're just hanging out, oh good.

[06:33:03] I had such a fun April Fool's Day, thank you, Emily.

[06:33:06] You liked it?

[06:33:07] Did you see OSCS moved here?

[06:33:09] Did they like officially move here?

[06:33:12] I guess so, yeah.

[06:33:13] What?

[06:33:14] How was their house?

[06:33:15] Um, it was really nice, but we like covered it in flowers, so I felt kind of bad.

[06:33:21] Well, don't worry.

[06:33:22] I guess you did that.

[06:33:23] I thought it was Jen who did that.

[06:33:24] That was us.

[06:33:25] You guys walked into the flower garden and I was using my Kansas tornado siren.

[06:33:30] Okay.

[06:33:31] And then Bonnie and Seth threw a flower at them in red water and then we shot them with

[06:33:34] Nerf guns and then we just kind of laughed.

[06:33:36] Bye guys!

[06:33:37] Bye guys!

[06:33:38] I think they loved it.

[06:33:39] It's a great opening for, uh, welcome to Austin, you know.

[06:33:43] They're probably like, wow, this is so good.

[06:33:46] I want to see their house.

[06:33:48] Did you see how like the house is really dirty?

[06:33:51] But they were saying, I am.

[06:33:52] This is all disgusting.

[06:34:13] you

[06:34:43] you

[06:35:13] you

[06:35:43] you

[06:36:13] you

[06:36:43] I'm okay with that.

[06:36:44] Okay.

[06:36:45] So now let's make it official then.

[06:36:46] Let's make it official then.

[06:36:47] Okay, okay.

[06:36:48] I love that.

[06:36:49] Okay.

[06:36:50] All right.

[06:36:51] We'll see you.

[06:36:52] Thank you.

[06:36:53] Have a great day.

[06:36:54] Bye.

[06:36:55] Bye.

[06:36:56] Bye.

[06:36:57] Bye.

[06:36:58] Bye.

[06:36:59] Bye.

[06:37:00] Bye.

[06:37:01] Bye.

[06:37:02] Bye.

[06:37:03] Bye.

[06:37:04] Bye.

[06:37:05] Bye.

[06:37:06] Bye.

[06:37:07] Bye.

[06:37:08] Bye.

[06:37:09] Bye.

[06:37:10] Bye.

[06:37:11] Bye.

[06:37:12] I can't believe it.

[06:37:14] Okay.

[06:37:16] Here we are, gathered together to immortalize a beautiful relationship and lost into a beautiful marriage.

[06:37:28] Uh, do you and the shark take, uh, in the, uh, song, song, songs, uh, as you're laughing, right?

[06:37:41] Oh!

[06:37:42] Do you and the shark take, uh, the shark, as you're walking?

[06:37:50] I don't know what I'm doing!

[06:37:52] I don't know!

[06:37:53] Oh, you guys are weird, you guys are just the blood.

[06:37:58] Oh my god!

[06:38:02] Oh my god!

[06:38:04] We're married!

[06:38:06] Chad, aren't you happy for us?

[06:38:09] Emily, you just made a grave mistake.

[06:38:13] You just made a grave mistake.

[06:38:16] You thought that the proposal in the wedding was a prank?

[06:38:50] Show them your amazing certificate.

[06:38:54] We both got our game chat.

[06:38:56] Just for this moment.

[06:38:58] Yeah, Russell just says, Russell, Russell.

[06:39:01] Well, it's official that I'm going to say to the minister,

[06:39:04] are you guys proud of me?

[06:39:06] Yes, now if you could, if you could officiate anyone's

[06:39:08] wedding.

[06:39:09] I can marry anybody now.

[06:39:10] Yeah, in Texas, it's easy.

[06:39:12] It's easy?

[06:39:13] Yeah.

[06:39:13] Well, it's real?

[06:39:14] Yeah, it's actually real.

[06:39:15] You guys are actually married.

[06:39:18] What?

[06:39:19] I'm serious.

[06:39:19] Yes, we're genuinely married.

[06:39:21] They signed it and everything.

[06:39:22] Yeah.

[06:39:24] We need to get ready.

[06:39:25] Have a wife.

[06:39:25] Does that make you choose my wife, too?

[06:39:28] Oh, it's just your wife.

[06:39:31] It depends on my mood, I suppose.

[06:39:35] Yeah, that's a good start.

[06:39:37] Yeah, yeah.

[06:39:37] You know, it's like, well, we could obviously

[06:39:40] all hang out together.

[06:39:42] A big family of sister-wives.

[06:39:44] Yes, sister-wives.

[06:39:46] And then we can add more and more people to the sister-wife community.

[06:39:50] Also, you're never welcome.

[06:39:52] Oh, yeah, that's true.

[06:39:53] And also, if you ever get married, I can be the minister of your wedding.

[06:39:56] Thank you. I appreciate that.

[06:39:58] This ring is just a big hit.

[06:40:00] That is a nice ring. Oh, jeez. I'm gonna take that one home.

[06:40:02] Oh, thank you.

[06:40:04] Well, too bad I keep it.

[06:40:06] Because me and Evie are a push and a stay already married.

[06:40:09] It's not April 1, 2020.

[06:40:11] Happy April Fool's Day, guys.

[06:40:14] Happy actually, my wife.

[06:40:17] Happy April Fool's Day.

[06:40:19] Happy April Fool's Day.

[06:40:20] Wow, there's so happy.

[06:40:22] So amazing, guys, really, so amazing.

[06:40:24] It's so amazing.

[06:40:25] When you told me you were coming to fuck on my wife,

[06:40:27] I was like, I have to get her back.

[06:40:29] Now she's going to be in a lifelong contract.

[06:40:31] I can't even say yes to me.

[06:40:33] I was going to try to take your money.

[06:40:35] Of course I want to say yes to you, Russell.

[06:40:37] Well, you were applauding.

[06:40:38] And he was like, I don't think he's going to say yes to me.

[06:40:41] I was like when you got to get ordained too.

[06:40:44] Oh that's just large!

[06:40:46] So we got ordained for some reason.

[06:40:48] We had a plan A, B and C.

[06:40:50] He said no to both of us on the way.

[06:40:52] Yeah, we got on the board and got in the center or something.

[06:40:55] Yeah, they were going.

[06:40:57] Wait, so Rosentyn, all this way to ordain our wedding?

[06:41:00] Yes.

[06:41:01] Is that so nice?

[06:41:02] Yes.

[06:41:03] I was just talking to you all day.

[06:41:05] Wait, what?

[06:41:07] It's nicer!

[06:41:09] It makes us at such a crucial part to this big day.

[06:41:12] I was like, I'm going to say something to you.

[06:41:14] No, I was serious.

[06:41:15] She was literally like, can you get out?

[06:41:17] I don't want to hear.

[06:41:19] Really?

[06:41:20] I was like, I didn't know what to say.

[06:41:22] That's why I went to the room.

[06:41:23] I was like, at least she tried to kick you out.

[06:41:25] What are you doing here?

[06:41:27] No, she actually tried to kick me out.

[06:41:29] I was lying.

[06:41:30] Thank you, God.

[06:41:31] Would you like to keep the ring, Bob?

[06:41:33] Yes.

[06:41:34] Hello, memory.

[06:41:35] Yes, I will keep it forever.

[06:41:39] I know that is why I'm not dumb. I didn't say yes to it.

[06:41:51] No prenuptes, King. Get your money. Get your money out there, King. Get your money.

[06:41:55] Oh, yeah.

[06:41:56] I'm not a full ring.

[06:41:57] You know, I have been saying for years if I ever got married, even if I got married

[06:42:03] to someone rich than me, I don't want to prenupt because I don't want something.

[06:42:05] But now if you divorce me you get a 50% of my assets!

[06:42:08] Whoa!

[06:42:09] Wait! Wait! No!

[06:42:10] Whoa!

[06:42:11] I thought you loved me!

[06:42:12] I thought you loved me!

[06:42:13] Oh my god!

[06:42:14] I thought you loved me!

[06:42:16] I thought you loved me!

[06:42:17] I thought you loved me!

[06:42:19] This sounds great to me!

[06:42:22] I think I also got 50% of yours.

[06:42:24] Oh!

[06:42:25] Well mine is fine.

[06:42:27] I love you!

[06:42:31] I love you too!

[06:42:32] I love you too!

[06:42:33] Yeah, I picked them out too.

[06:42:35] No, he did. I picked them out.

[06:42:37] I picked them out.

[06:42:38] Wait, who bought the roses?

[06:42:39] I did!

[06:42:40] She did. Sorry about that.

[06:42:42] I know my wife did.

[06:42:43] I'm trying to ruin my honey doing it.

[06:42:47] Yes, this is a very big day.

[06:42:49] Oh my God, I feel like I'm pretty princess, Emmy!

[06:42:54] Thank you so much! Who knew this would be the best day ever?

[06:42:58] I can't believe you rejected Russell so much.

[06:43:00] I know, no, it's just me.

[06:43:01] She was screaming, EW!

[06:43:03] EW!

[06:43:04] Like, before I even got on my V or anything.

[06:43:06] Oh, she's like, elbow.

[06:43:08] She heard the music and went into the fire.

[06:43:11] Oh, my God!

[06:43:13] That is a happy riddle!

[06:43:15] Oh, my God, I love it!

[06:43:17] Happy April Fools!

[06:43:21] Am I distracting you from your gaming?

[06:43:23] No, you guys are actually not.

[06:43:25] I know, and you officiated it.

[06:43:27] I've never been married before.

[06:43:29] What do I have to do?

[06:43:31] Right, hit her a few times, and after a few years, you're good.

[06:43:35] Ah!

[06:43:35] Oh!

[06:43:36] Oh, no!

[06:43:37] I'm going to get you off.

[06:43:38] Yes.

[06:43:39] Or we can go on a trip together.

[06:43:42] To South Africa!

[06:43:43] Yes, yes.

[06:43:44] Are you having a war?

[06:43:45] I'm waiting tomorrow.

[06:43:46] I've got a good block.

[06:43:47] An early morning.

[06:43:48] That's so cool.

[06:43:49] Are you a stream water there?

[06:43:50] Hopefully, the connection worked.

[06:43:52] Getting married and then going on another trip with another woman.

[06:43:54] L?

[06:43:55] L-white.

[06:43:55] True!

[06:43:56] L-white.

[06:43:57] L-white.

[06:43:57] Wait, it's not even your other wife.

[06:43:59] Oh my god!

[06:44:01] It's the heart of a devil lady!

[06:44:03] It's not a part!

[06:44:05] Look at her!

[06:44:07] Oh my god!

[06:44:09] She's got all the ladies under her fingers!

[06:44:11] Oh!

[06:44:13] But you know what they say?

[06:44:15] Distance makes the heart grow fonder.

[06:44:17] I will be at home waiting for you to get back.

[06:44:19] Oh! I feel bad!

[06:44:21] Hey, you know what they say?

[06:44:23] If you're in a different zip code,

[06:44:25] in a different country, you can do whatever you want.

[06:44:27] I didn't say that.

[06:44:29] Yeah, they do, so good luck.

[06:44:31] Is that what men say in the locker rooms?

[06:44:33] I'm not in the locker rooms nowadays.

[06:44:37] Oh, we know.

[06:44:39] Oh, like at high school in the locker room?

[06:44:41] I'm just saying, I just haven't been in the locker room since high school.

[06:44:44] Okay, okay, well I wanted to say that.

[06:44:46] I didn't say anything about the locker room, you said that.

[06:44:49] Whatever, but I mean, I'll make sure to always think of you when I'm in South Africa when I'm traveling.

[06:44:55] I'll try not to honestly, if you did, I would understand.

[06:45:02] It's with a ray, it's with a ray, but not as beautiful, all women are beautiful, all women are beautiful, I love all women.

[06:45:15] Can you play the song that, can you play the song that my song that I produced of Africans, please?

[06:45:20] What?

[06:45:21] The song that I produced, can you play that to the African people?

[06:45:24] You guys didn't, you heard it, didn't you?

[06:45:27] Yeah, it was horrible.

[06:45:29] Wait, could play for Cat.

[06:45:30] You know, Valkyrie actually said she liked it.

[06:45:32] Play for Cat.

[06:45:33] Is it on Spotify?

[06:45:34] Uh, it's not on Spotify.

[06:45:35] What?

[06:45:36] Where is it?

[06:45:37] It's just on Twitter.

[06:45:38] Like, it's just on Twitter.

[06:45:39] I don't care.

[06:45:40] Yeah, this is Russell's favorite song.

[06:45:42] Alright, guys.

[06:45:43] Alright, I worked really hard on this, so like.

[06:45:45] Okay.

[06:45:46] Maybe do a little dance for us too?

[06:45:48] Oh yeah.

[06:45:49] A little.

[06:45:50] It's a little hard to dance to it, but I can do it.

[06:45:53] I guess.

[06:45:55] Oh, there it is.

[06:45:56] Here we go.

[06:45:57] And they put up a little bit of the pipe.

[06:45:59] Oh, it's supposed to come out of this trash.

[06:46:02] Oh, I heard this.

[06:46:04] Yeah!

[06:46:13] Is that the ballerina lobby sound?

[06:46:16] No.

[06:46:17] Are you sure?

[06:46:19] Oh, wait.

[06:46:20] It's who it's on a plane.

[06:46:23] What was that? That was horrible!

[06:46:25] Wait, you didn't like that?

[06:46:25] That was terrible!

[06:46:26] Where was the music?

[06:46:27] You know what's crazy?

[06:46:29] The two people I've helped with my friends in Austin, Texas, are insulting my song.

[06:46:34] Valkyrie City was great and I keep trying.

[06:46:36] Well, that song was ass!

[06:46:38] Isn't that crazy?

[06:46:39] I think Ray's just too nice to tell you the truth.

[06:46:42] Or maybe she's honest?

[06:46:44] Or maybe we're your real friends because we'll tell you that it's bad.

[06:46:48] Or, Chad, listen, those jealous ass bitches and they're trying to stop my shine.

[06:46:52] Definitely not jealous of whatever I did for Beth.

[06:46:54] I'm not jealous of, yeah, but fuck that one.

[06:46:56] I think Russell's jealous. I think he's not married like us.

[06:46:58] Yeah, Russell, you're not married.

[06:47:00] Did you know if you're not married legally, you're basically single?

[06:47:03] Ooh!

[06:47:04] So you don't want to leave the couch?

[06:47:05] Ooh!

[06:47:06] That's true!

[06:47:07] Our game values get us married tonight.

[06:47:09] Wait, if you're a day, can you marry yourself?

[06:47:11] I think so. I don't know.

[06:47:14] Oh my god, congrats, Russell!

[06:47:16] Yeah, maybe I'll just propose tonight with the same ring that she just gave you.

[06:47:20] Oh my god, Russell, I'm gonna show you.

[06:47:24] Well, this is a nice ring.

[06:47:26] It is, yeah, I'm almost like.

[06:47:27] It's shiny.

[06:47:28] Yeah.

[06:47:29] You can't have it.

[06:47:30] I'm not sure if it's it.

[06:47:33] Mm-hmm.

[06:47:34] The shape is nice.

[06:47:35] Yeah, I'm gonna show you.

[06:47:36] She likes the shape, the cut of the stone.

[06:47:39] You know exactly what to give me, and I know my wife so well.

[06:47:42] Can you guys see the Pokemon rings?

[06:47:44] What's that?

[06:47:45] There's Pokemon, Nintendo came out with a Pokemon Bear Drinks, or whatever it is.

[06:47:50] Yeah, they do a lot of weird merch like that for pretty cool. Are you playing Google Pia? No, are you?

[06:47:55] Um, I keep hearing people talk about it. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. It's like Animal Crossing, but I'm crack.

[06:48:04] Yeah, you can try it. I saw Daph was giving away a whole Nintendo Switch, which is just because she wanted more people to play it.

[06:48:10] I saw that, and I was like, oh my god, look, Daph, please, can I have an Nintendo Switch? And she said no. And she said no. Wow.

[06:48:16] Well, Russell, I think you deserve a switch tail.

[06:48:23] Yeah.

[06:48:24] That I can't.

[06:48:25] Oh, OK.

[06:48:25] Yeah.

[06:48:26] Yeah.

[06:48:26] Nice try.

[06:48:27] For sure.

[06:48:28] I mean, we're not death.

[06:48:30] We're not generous like that, Russell.

[06:48:31] Yeah, she's doing it to everyone.

[06:48:32] Yeah.

[06:48:34] Man, we should get someone else married today.

[06:48:35] Let's get it like.

[06:48:37] Wait, marry my cast, Russell.

[06:48:39] They love each other.

[06:48:41] Butter?

[06:48:41] I love you!

[06:48:43] I said butter, you woke up.

[06:48:45] Oh my god, dude.

[06:48:46] your delusional his name is not butter he knows his name is chatter you know the

[06:48:50] name

[06:48:56] they wear fair thank you for the wedding congrats

[06:49:02] it's a beautiful day

[06:49:05] wow I will miss you when I'm gone how long are you gone a week Russell I won't

[06:49:12] I miss you.

[06:49:13] I was waiting for that.

[06:49:14] I can survive without you for one week.

[06:49:16] It's okay.

[06:49:17] You know what I'm saying?

[06:49:18] But then...

[06:49:19] Wait, what Russell?

[06:49:20] I'll come over in Emily's place and I'll hang out with you on your string the entire time.

[06:49:25] The entire time?

[06:49:26] Yep, tomorrow.

[06:49:27] Do you want to wear my wigs and my clothes again?

[06:49:29] Yep.

[06:49:30] Okay.

[06:49:31] Sounds good.

[06:49:32] Yeah.

[06:49:33] That'll work.

[06:49:34] We should...

[06:49:35] Ooh, let's do a clothes swap.

[06:49:36] I wear your clothes.

[06:49:37] Style swap!

[06:49:38] Cute!

[06:49:39] You're gonna have to get new clothes for Russell, I mean.

[06:49:42] Why? Why? Why?

[06:49:44] Well, just in case that maybe...

[06:49:47] What?

[06:49:48] Maybe it's not your favorite, it doesn't suit you.

[06:49:51] Like, maybe you'll be like, oh, I don't really like this style,

[06:49:54] maybe there's different clothes that you can try on.

[06:49:57] I do have some weird clothes.

[06:49:59] Okay, are you sure that's what you meant?

[06:50:01] Yeah, of course.

[06:50:02] Okay.

[06:50:03] Wait, I mean, did you tell her chat about you're doing mid-April?

[06:50:07] Oh, are we allowed to talk about that?

[06:50:09] Oh!

[06:50:10] Oh, oh, because you're in that too right now.

[06:50:12] Can I...

[06:50:13] Is it...

[06:50:14] Oh, me and Owl are both doing Master Baker and LA!

[06:50:20] Yes!

[06:50:21] It's like a board game.

[06:50:22] We're going to be competing against each other and baking stuff.

[06:50:26] Yes, yes.

[06:50:27] I don't know who I am.

[06:50:28] Can you use that in the clip?

[06:50:29] I'm assuming it's okay for you to say that.

[06:50:31] Okay.

[06:50:32] So it's us three and then who else?

[06:50:34] Three?

[06:50:35] Us three?

[06:50:36] Us.

[06:50:37] Russell's going too! Yay!

[06:50:40] I don't know who else is with it.

[06:50:42] I don't think so, Russell.

[06:50:44] Cutie said that it's me and Emmy and Super K.F.

[06:50:49] Yes!

[06:50:50] Oh my god, that's one of my goats.

[06:50:52] And Rage.

[06:50:53] Nice.

[06:50:54] Is it right there?

[06:50:55] It's funny.

[06:50:56] And Valkyrie.

[06:50:58] Oh my!

[06:50:59] She better not do anything on that trip that's going to make me pissed off during Master Baker.

[06:51:05] or there might be a drama.

[06:51:07] One of me made me think, oh, remember the time in South Africa?

[06:51:11] I was like, oh, and I made me see things in the corner.

[06:51:14] I was like, I'm the scorn lover.

[06:51:16] And then the last person...

[06:51:19] I forgot. Who is it?

[06:51:21] Not you.

[06:51:23] Not you, Muslim.

[06:51:26] Oh, awesome show.

[06:51:27] Oh, no, yeah.

[06:51:28] Yeah, so that'll be the message.

[06:51:30] That's a really good group.

[06:51:31] I know, right?

[06:51:32] We're gonna have a lot of OP lineup.

[06:51:34] line up yeah I was saying like oh I'm gonna be gone in LA in April but we're

[06:51:39] gonna be there together we'll be there together we will not be apart for too

[06:51:42] long Russell you'll be stuck here

[06:51:47] maybe like another wedding at Master Baker while Russell's there yeah

[06:51:56] ordain us. I could ordain the one. That's true. That's a good point. It's actually crazy how we need to be able to ordain the one. Wait, you're not serious. No, I'm serious. We are serious. Is it real? Yes. Is it still April Fool's? No, we are actually ordained. It's April Fool's. It says this document confirms that Russell was born in the United States.

[06:52:26] Pray you're fully ordained to the Gothel ministry under the authority and fellowship of Grace Baptist Church,

[06:52:34] off to Texas, on this 12th day of May in the year of our Lord 2026.

[06:52:41] You've been ordained for a month.

[06:52:44] What? Wait, this is legit.

[06:52:46] Ordained a month into the future, Russell.

[06:52:48] Oh my God! Wait! Wait, yeah, May 12th. I don't know, I'm scared. I didn't even do that.

[06:53:00] It's how long I am already. Okay.

[06:53:02] Yes, we do it every 30 days.

[06:53:04] Oh my, oh wow! Congratulations!

[06:53:08] And the L.A. Shock is also ordained.

[06:53:12] This is the full name.

[06:53:14] On 12th of May.

[06:53:16] Anyone who can do it? Reverse ordained.

[06:53:19] Well thank you for this amazing memory guys.

[06:53:22] Yeah this was a great year for Poles.

[06:53:25] This was a great year for Poles.

[06:53:27] We liked all the pranks.

[06:53:28] And also thanks for being here even though I was screaming at you.

[06:53:31] That's okay.

[06:53:32] That's ordained us.

[06:53:33] That's alright.

[06:53:34] Yeah.

[06:53:35] I'll be screaming at you.

[06:53:36] She tried to kick me out.

[06:53:38] She really tried to kick me out.

[06:53:39] I was just like what are you doing here?

[06:53:41] Yeah, and then you told me to get out and said, get out.

[06:53:43] I want any year.

[06:53:45] Did you really say that?

[06:53:46] Probably.

[06:53:47] I probably did say that.

[06:53:49] I don't even remember, Russell.

[06:53:50] Yeah, because I was like, what are you doing?

[06:53:51] You're just sitting here.

[06:53:52] I'm going to remember you were attacked by me, of course.

[06:53:55] Don't worry.

[06:53:56] Happy wedding day, Emily.

[06:53:58] Happy wedding.

[06:53:59] This is our anniversary.

[06:54:00] Remember it.

[06:54:01] It's a full-stay every year.

[06:54:02] I don't remember.

[06:54:03] Wait, that's actually going to be the year.

[06:54:04] Every April, full-stay is our anniversary.

[06:54:05] Our wedding anniversary.

[06:54:06] I'll take the flowers, though, so I can give my girlfriend and pretend that I bought

[06:54:10] them before I came home.

[06:54:11] No, Russell, those are for Emily.

[06:54:14] Yeah, I'm the life leader.

[06:54:16] Yeah, that's true.

[06:54:17] You wish.

[06:54:17] I get a W husband in chat for me.

[06:54:19] Yes.

[06:54:20] I get a W husband.

[06:54:23] Yes.

[06:54:23] You know, I just remember she went down on one knee.

[06:54:27] I was like, I'm luring.

[06:54:29] I was like, wow, this is amazing.

[06:54:32] I was so happy.

[06:54:34] I did her when she did.

[06:54:36] Not you, on every day.

[06:54:38] Yeah.

[06:54:38] I was so, I was like, I just have a very mask

[06:54:41] stealing or a Russell I can teach you sometime if you want I would appreciate

[06:54:45] that yeah you need that you need that well thank you heavy for that was fun

[06:54:51] thank you for coming I know you're you have to leave soon yeah so hard working

[06:54:56] she was trained today I'm glad so hard working no stop I'm so happy you I was

[06:55:02] here and I could prank you on April Fool so thank you for letting me come prank

[06:55:07] your house I guess of course I don't clean up don't worry

[06:55:10] it's so cold

[06:55:12] I'll do a little little cool

[06:55:15] I forgot CS to play see if you guys get out or

[06:55:18] you're playing

[06:55:20] I have to strain

[06:55:22] no this is Russell's strain

[06:55:24] April Fool's reaction on Russell's channel

[06:55:27] yeah Russell's joyful over the moon

[06:55:30] that idea

[06:55:32] oh great oh thank you Abby

[06:55:34] Yeah, thanks for coming, and we have a safe trip to Africa.

[06:55:38] Thank you.

[06:55:39] I've never been there, let me know how it is.

[06:55:41] Yeah, it looks really pretty on the photo.

[06:55:43] Yeah, yeah.

[06:55:44] Goodbye, my beautiful life.

[06:55:45] Goodbye, my beautiful life.

[06:55:48] Goodbye, Mr. Ordain, sir.

[06:55:51] Goodbye, Mr. Ordain, sir.

[06:55:53] Goodbye, guys.

[06:55:54] Goodbye, Russell.

[06:55:55] Goodbye, chat.

[06:55:57] Bye, chat.

[06:55:58] Goodbye, chat.

[06:55:59] You guys were here.

[06:56:01] You were here.

[06:56:02] Happy April 1st.

[06:56:03] We were here for our first wedding ever, on Twitch.

[06:56:07] Yeah.

[06:56:07] We had one witness and then, you know.

[06:56:09] Oh, I can take this off.

[06:56:10] Oh, thank you.

[06:56:11] Yeah.

[06:56:12] Goodbye, you may have.

[06:56:13] Bye.

[06:56:13] Thank you for the great talk.

[06:56:15] That's your full goodbye.

[06:56:16] I'll see you in a week.

[06:56:17] We just got married and we're already separated.

[06:56:20] Oh, life is so hard.

[06:56:22] Don't cheat on me with that.

[06:56:25] I don't know if I can live with this.

[06:56:27] I don't think I could live with my soul.

[06:56:31] another step to life for Tans.

[06:56:33] You're just collecting food.

[06:56:34] You have to walk this way.

[06:56:37] I am 80.

[06:56:39] Well, just remember, if you decide to marry Ray instead,

[06:56:41] I can be the goodest for your wedding.

[06:56:43] No, no, you two will be all together.

[06:56:45] It'll be perfect.

[06:56:46] I'm 80.

[06:56:47] Bye, Russell.

[06:56:48] Bye, Emily.

[06:56:49] I am 80.

[06:56:50] Have a great April Fool.

[06:56:52] I will.

[06:56:53] Bye.

[06:56:54] Happy April Fool.

[06:56:55] Bye.

[06:56:56] Bye.

[06:56:57] Bye.

[06:56:58] Bye.

[06:56:59] Thank you for the fun.

[06:57:04] Wow, guys, what a day.

[06:57:08] Actually, just a random ass day.

[06:57:11] Wow.

[06:57:13] What a day.

[06:57:16] What'd you guys think?

[06:57:19] This all just so silly.

[06:57:22] Yeah, what a day.

[06:57:23] Wow, I'm part of a, what is it called, a polycule now?

[06:57:28] I guess.

[06:57:31] Well.

[06:57:34] Oh my god.

[06:57:35] Dude, while me and Russell were planning the wedding thing,

[06:57:39] we kept going back and forth and being like,

[06:57:41] I think this is too much or this sounds so awkward,

[06:57:43] we can't do this, this is too much.

[06:57:45] But then we were just like,

[06:57:46] fuck it, whatever, let's just have fun, dude,

[06:57:48] who cares, it's just silly.

[06:57:50] Oh my gosh.

[06:57:54] Oh my gosh, well, that was fun.

[06:57:57] I'm going to play CS now.

[06:58:01] I can't wait.

[06:58:03] It was perfect.

[06:58:04] Oh, well, thank you guys.

[06:58:09] Well, actually, the prank was on you guys all along.

[06:58:11] You thought it was a stream.

[06:58:13] It's actually AIME, Eloi won even five months.

[06:58:17] Thank you.

[06:58:19] OK, let me put my earbuds back in.

[06:58:27] We know. Was it too obvious? Was it way too obvious?

[06:58:42] Yeah, I'll play comp. People said it on...

[06:58:45] Oh wait, I'm gonna pee and also say bye one more time.

[06:58:48] I will be right back.

[06:58:53] And then we will queue.

[06:58:57] Okay.

[06:59:57] Oh, I'm back.

[07:00:24] What a silly day.

[07:00:25] Okay, I'm gonna play competitive until I can play Premier, I guess.

[07:00:32] I think I'm like a level or two away.

[07:00:34] You truly have some amazing friends, Emmy.

[07:00:36] Today has been so much fun.

[07:00:38] Thanks, Farris.

[07:00:39] Yeah, I am very lucky.

[07:00:42] I know a bunch of very cool things.

[07:00:44] Congratulations on being married.

[07:00:46] Sorry about the impending divorce when your wife leaves you for a third woman.

[07:00:50] A third woman?

[07:00:51] Oh, thank you, O, for the tier three.

[07:00:55] Yeah, she's gonna leave me for sure

[07:00:58] Wait wait guys wait

[07:01:00] Wait, wait, this is actually good

[07:01:02] You know why because then I'll finally be a divorced dad for real like I've been saying I feel like I am deep inside

[07:01:09] My soul for so long

[07:01:11] It finally won't be won't be RP anymore. I'll finally be a real life divorced dad. Oh

[07:01:18] My god

[07:01:20] Amazing.

[07:01:24] You guys see this silver one emblem?

[07:01:26] Does it make you shiver in fear?

[07:01:32] Does it intimidate you?

[07:01:33] Let me change my category.

[07:01:40] Come on.

[07:01:43] Guys, Emily wouldn't leave me after a week, right?

[07:01:48] Pyrogenic loser, thank you for these sub and oh thank you for the 10 gifted. Thank you

[07:01:54] Thanks, oh

[07:01:57] Wow, this this was a

[07:02:00] This was a day wasn't it

[07:02:05] Yeah, yeah, I'll react to tip-to-tip, but I think tomorrow because um I

[07:02:11] Didn't want to do it today because I didn't want to only watch like 10 minutes of it

[07:02:15] You know, I wanted to actually sit down and watch the whole thing

[07:02:17] So, I'll do it for my React content tomorrow.

[07:02:22] Wait, did I not accept it?

[07:02:33] I am Gamgee. Thank you for the prime. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Well, let's crave

[07:02:50] I have a thing for the gifted too.

[07:02:52] Marryin' on a random ass Wednesday?

[07:02:54] Yeah.

[07:02:56] What is-

[07:03:02] I was like, I'm gonna get her back

[07:03:04] for putting cheese in my hand,

[07:03:06] so I'm just gonna make her my wife.

[07:03:12] Wait is-

[07:03:14] Nevermind.

[07:03:16] An anonymous thing for the five gifted.

[07:03:18] Thank you.

[07:03:23] Thanks Anonymous.

[07:03:24] Yeah, at least it's an easy to remember anniversary, so next year I'll be like, oh, guys, remember

[07:03:32] what a year ago I got married to my wife, Xtremly.

[07:03:36] Yes, thanks for another gifted.

[07:03:39] Thank you.

[07:03:41] Appreciate it.

[07:03:43] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[07:03:46] I look extra short with this camera angle, dude.

[07:04:10] It's the angle, right guys?

[07:04:11] It's the angle.

[07:04:14] What's the angle?

[07:04:33] Yo Stuart, well thank you for the 5 gifted. Thank you.

[07:04:39] Maybe I can play other maps. That's okay. I'll just learn them as I go, I guess.

[07:04:51] Oh, oh, hello! Wow, an Emily Raid! Wow, my first wife raid ever! Hi, guys! Thank you, hello!

[07:05:01] Wow, so many, um, so many TwitchCon hypes. Thank you for the raid!

[07:05:06] And did you guys enjoy the stream today?

[07:05:12] I was so impressed I was like wow you're going live a day before you fly internationally

[07:05:17] she works so hard.

[07:05:19] Amazing.

[07:05:22] She deserves big respects for that in my opinion.

[07:05:27] Yes my wife is very very hard working.

[07:05:32] I'm so proud of her.

[07:05:38] This is worth it.

[07:05:44] I'm buying it, fuck it.

[07:05:46] Fuck it.

[07:05:47] Young nature fools, thanks for 25 months.

[07:05:50] Excuse me, orange.

[07:05:53] Emmy is so lucky.

[07:05:55] Yeah, I bet you're all super jealous of me

[07:05:57] because I have a beautiful wife.

[07:06:00] Excuse me.

[07:06:01] I should not have piqued that I don't know why I thought it'd be only like two of them and

[07:06:07] I bought a vest. I'm such a stupid bro

[07:06:11] This is why I placed silver one this guy's crosshairs lower than mine

[07:06:23] Now you're rubbing it in

[07:06:28] What the fuck was that

[07:06:31] Guys, I think that they actually found players that put on my team that are worse than me.

[07:06:38] I didn't think it was possible.

[07:06:41] Oh, he got killed.

[07:06:44] Where was that guy looking?

[07:06:51] Guys, did we all just watch the same thing?

[07:07:00] Okay, well I'm not gonna buy

[07:07:25] Don't worry guys, I got this

[07:07:30] Don't worry guys, I got this

[07:07:43] Okay

[07:08:00] I don't know what to say.

[07:08:14] Okay this is where we start winning.

[07:08:19] I'm gonna buy this and this.

[07:08:27] Okay.

[07:08:34] They're all to be apparently.

[07:08:47] I'm scared I forgot they can shoot me through the door come on guys you got this come on

[07:09:09] side boob yeah get in there wait that guy has a nice knife I don't have a knife

[07:09:21] at all I got cut off from buying CS skins by steam they blocked my paypal

[07:09:27] Oh, wow, does he have time?

[07:09:30] I'm defeating the bomb.

[07:09:34] Oh, he does.

[07:09:35] Wow, we won a round.

[07:09:37] W side boob.

[07:09:39] I don't think you should type that.

[07:09:40] You might get timed out in my chat.

[07:09:42] Oh, yeah.

[07:09:43] That's beautiful.

[07:09:45] Oh, you can type side boob in my chat.

[07:09:47] Okay.

[07:09:48] Never mind.

[07:09:49] You're fine.

[07:09:50] You're fine.

[07:09:53] W side boob

[07:10:07] Oh, that's a little concerning

[07:10:23] I

[07:10:27] Don't assist at least okay side boob you got this

[07:10:44] All right a mild chub you got this

[07:10:53] I'm one in four, but I have three assists.

[07:11:15] The enemy team said style on him, white boy.

[07:11:23] Wow.

[07:11:36] Oh, they're here. I hear them.

[07:11:53] I kinda want to push. Is this stupid? Yes. I'm not gonna be looking here though probably.

[07:12:09] There was a guy in this tunnel, but he probably left.

[07:12:21] Fuck.

[07:12:23] Man, he's gone up.

[07:12:26] That's an off, right?

[07:12:27] That he killed me with?

[07:12:30] I don't know.

[07:12:32] He's going for the plant, I think.

[07:12:33] Dude. Dude.

[07:12:40] Oh my god, he was fucking, fucking, fucking, he was fucking stomping on that box. Oh my

[07:12:54] god.

[07:12:55] I don't even know what to buy.

[07:13:02] He's fulking.

[07:13:09] I hear them.

[07:13:19] W Smoke.

[07:13:20] .

[07:13:27] .

[07:13:34] .

[07:13:39] .

[07:13:44] Where's his gun?

[07:13:50] Oh shit, that's not good.

[07:13:55] Where did they- man, I can't even do anything.

[07:14:03] I'm just gonna take a fucking trip around their base, man. Like who even-

[07:14:14] Okay, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, they were lookin' for me.

[07:14:39] There's a lot of howling, can y'all hear that?

[07:15:01] I think there could be.

[07:15:08] I saw a guy.

[07:15:25] Sneaky sneaky.

[07:15:26] I'm tiptoeing as fast as I can.

[07:15:35] So they planted on A or what?

[07:16:05] Well, it's B

[07:16:10] Wait, he's actually going to a

[07:16:19] Why was a

[07:16:21] Yeah, he was just there and then he left that's okay these things happen I guess

[07:16:51] I hear them.

[07:17:03] Oh, they're trading.

[07:17:11] I'm just going to hide here.

[07:17:12] They're going to be like, okay, it's clear.

[07:17:14] everyone you run on

[07:17:29] oops I just shot

[07:17:32] sounds like they're left

[07:17:39] that shit is along the bridge

[07:18:10] We're gonna hear me out of care

[07:18:23] It's jover

[07:18:31] At least I'm not bottom bragging I

[07:18:35] Guess

[07:18:36] Yeah, he got an op for himself, I suppose I

[07:18:50] Gotta try a different spot, I think I'm kind of useless where I've been at

[07:19:06] I'm still useless.

[07:19:16] What is going on?

[07:19:33] My eyes. My fucking eyes.

[07:19:39] Oh, nice pick.

[07:19:49] I have an idea for a new spot.

[07:20:18] Don't go in a windy walk here.

[07:20:26] Smoke.

[07:20:34] Scared.

[07:20:38] Flashbang.

[07:20:42] Oh, I think there's someone in the wall, or there was.

[07:20:45] Deploying flashbang.

[07:20:48] I think her-

[07:20:58] What's the deal, Mosley?

[07:21:00] No, I'm too mushy right now.

[07:21:02] Shrew king, thanks for the two years.

[07:21:05] I heard someone underneath.

[07:21:06] Oh, it has been planted.

[07:21:14] We're getting fucking shit it on bro

[07:21:23] The floor inspector

[07:21:26] This is a nice floor

[07:21:28] That is very nice

[07:21:31] Okay, that's had this is head level

[07:21:44] I hear the all thing they're going crazy on that thing

[07:22:06] And now like a phantom I disappear

[07:22:14] Dude, it's 4v2.

[07:22:21] 1v4.

[07:22:26] Maybe I shouldn't have even tried it, I don't know.

[07:22:39] I

[07:22:53] That's one to ten

[07:23:00] This is so fucked

[07:23:05] Don't expect me to do it again, right?

[07:23:09] Why is he doing that?

[07:23:22] He's just throwing flashbangs.

[07:23:32] Wow.

[07:23:33] of

[07:23:52] Come on man, you got this.

[07:24:21] Oh shit, he's going for it!

[07:24:26] What's he thinkin', what's he cookin' up?

[07:24:30] He, he mold-talked the ceiling of the building.

[07:24:37] I don't, I don't even know what to say.

[07:24:41] Okay, well I think, one more level and I can play the actual proper game mode.

[07:24:46] I mean, that's the real problem, right?

[07:24:52] I'm not buying a vest this time.

[07:25:10] At least I have a cool skin now.

[07:25:16] No, that's fine.

[07:25:21] Oh, dead again.

[07:25:26] Oh my god.

[07:25:28] Oh nice.

[07:25:30] That was pretty good.

[07:25:34] Whoa!

[07:25:40] And the bomb's on the other site.

[07:25:45] oh

[07:26:15] Damn that was so close to being awesome. Yeah, he almost did it

[07:26:25] You know it's 12 to 1 but I feel like I'm gonna I think I'm gonna save this round. I don't know

[07:26:45] I

[07:26:51] Just walked in that

[07:26:57] You know what that's fine. Oh

[07:27:02] My god, what a fucking game, bro

[07:27:15] Hey, we've got one round, guys.

[07:27:22] I thought I was already ranked 8.

[07:27:35] Guys, this is fine.

[07:27:41] just go again. Oh it's rank 15 to play it bro. How many games do I have to play? Oh my

[07:27:56] gosh. You can't de-mote at least. That's true. I have to count my blessings. I have to count

[07:28:05] That's my blessings.

[07:28:09] New item, wow!

[07:28:10] I wish I could open them.

[07:28:13] Wouldn't that be nice?

[07:28:15] I wish I had some keys.

[07:28:18] Wouldn't that be great?

[07:28:24] If only, if only I had some keys.

[07:28:30] I already tried to get the keys, I'm locked out.

[07:28:34] They cut me off, they said no more.

[07:28:37] I can't, I go, they, Steve blocked me from buying more.

[07:28:44] Tomorrow I will.

[07:28:46] Don't worry.

[07:28:53] Don't worry.

[07:29:00] Guys, I'm starting to think

[07:29:03] Maybe I'm not very good at this game.

[07:29:07] Maybe I'll just always be 0-17.

[07:29:13] I don't know.

[07:29:13] I just started to have these thoughts.

[07:29:17] I don't know why.

[07:29:21] Like, what do I do?

[07:29:25] I don't know what to do.

[07:29:33] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[07:29:39] Also, why are the queues so long?

[07:29:44] Is it just because of the game mode?

[07:29:48] Because it's not premiere?

[07:29:50] It's really queuing one map?

[07:29:51] OK.

[07:29:53] I'll just queue all of these.

[07:29:55] Because other people gave up too.

[07:30:04] They're like, oh my god, that egg is queuing up right now.

[07:30:09] Don't queue up.

[07:30:11] You might get them in your game.

[07:30:15] Don't queue up when that egg is queuing up.

[07:30:20] Be careful.

[07:30:21] everyone's dodging my cues. I'm bro, it's not, I have like a two to three win-loss ratio

[07:30:35] right now. It's not even that bad. Like it's not great, but is it really that bad? And

[07:30:45] It'll get better over time.

[07:30:49] You know?

[07:30:51] It'll get better over time.

[07:30:58] Oh my god.

[07:31:02] Tap the TV button in the left corner.

[07:31:09] See, I told you guys.

[07:31:12] Two and three, would I lie to you guys?

[07:31:16] Would I ever, man, these are some really,

[07:31:19] these are all really one-sided games.

[07:31:22] I guess that's the silver one experience.

[07:31:26] Right?

[07:31:31] Crazy.

[07:31:35] Crazy.

[07:31:37] Oh, what time is it?

[07:31:38] 9.30.

[07:31:39] Is it too late to order delivery?

[07:31:43] No, I feel like it's like the perfect time.

[07:31:45] I have not really eaten a lot today.

[07:31:58] A new miss.

[07:32:00] Um, should I get fog, ramen, sushi, tacos, Indian food?

[07:32:25] What the fuck is this map, dude?

[07:32:28] Oh, I remember this map now, kind of.

[07:32:32] I played on this map once, I think, in that AT&T tournament.

[07:32:50] I'm pretty sure I lost, of course.

[07:32:52] I went and hit soup.

[07:32:56] Faw soup. Delicious. Um.

[07:33:03] You're up. We are going up when we walk here.

[07:33:12] Oh shit, we're playing. Are we terror, are we counter, we're terrorists or no we're CT.

[07:33:21] Why was I standing there? Okay, I'm actually just playing extra stupid. I

[07:33:35] Can do better than this guys. I swear

[07:33:38] It's just all the April Fool silliness is making me play even worse than normal

[07:33:44] That play was terrorist

[07:33:51] We won because I helped I got an assist

[07:34:02] I'm full by a man. I don't actually actually

[07:34:15] I'm scared I

[07:34:17] I just got shot. Yo NPC Matt thank you for the 5! Thank you!

[07:34:40] There's another guy.

[07:34:45] I'm gonna back up in case he comes out of here

[07:34:51] Can they come behind me, yes, I don't really play this map, so I wasn't sure I'm scared

[07:35:09] Well, I got three kills

[07:35:15] Okay, my food is on the way, yippee.

[07:35:32] I bought a smoke.

[07:35:39] Oh, am I solo on B?

[07:35:40] That's okay, guys, because I bought a smoke.

[07:35:42] I'm just exploring the map right now.

[07:36:05] I

[07:36:07] This map is so confusing.

[07:36:37] Wait, they planted on B. Oh.

[07:36:44] Well, what are you doing there?

[07:36:54] I don't know, I'm sorry!

[07:36:57] I'm sorry, they're recording me!

[07:37:01] I'm sorry!

[07:37:03] I'm sorry!

[07:37:05] I thought that they planted on the other one.

[07:37:09] I'm sorry.

[07:37:18] I really thought I heard someone on their team

[07:37:21] going the other way.

[07:37:24] Sorry, guys.

[07:37:25] Oh, they're leaving me, I think.

[07:37:51] I

[07:38:01] Expect him to still be there

[07:38:06] Probably turn cams comms back on oh I do I forgot

[07:38:21] I'll see you in the next video.

[07:38:31] Good Try.

[07:38:34] Oh, boy.

[07:38:41] I don't have a smoke this time why do we all go be

[07:39:05] I'm scared.

[07:39:17] Fuck.

[07:39:23] I tried.

[07:39:40] Damn it, dude!

[07:39:46] We just need to get our shit together.

[07:39:53] I guess they usually go B2, so...

[07:40:23] where they plant where they plant where they plant hey okay

[07:40:53] I'm going for it.

[07:41:00] No, I cut my life out!

[07:41:07] I can't!

[07:41:09] I'm sorry!

[07:41:15] They're trying to vote kick the Chinese guy now.

[07:41:17] He's even doing bad.

[07:41:24] I don't really feel like I know how to play this one.

[07:41:39] I don't really feel like I know how to play this map.

[07:41:52] This map is confusing.

[07:42:02] Where do I go?

[07:42:12] Now they're trying to kick Lelouch.

[07:42:29] What happens if you kick someone right?

[07:42:30] Is it just a 4v5 like you never get them back?

[07:42:35] I feel like that's how that would work, right?

[07:42:39] Yeah.

[07:42:39] Come on, come on.

[07:42:40] Just jump.

[07:43:00] They know I'm here.

[07:43:07] I have 15 health.

[07:43:13] Oh, he got him. Nice.

[07:43:17] I like the...

[07:43:20] bombs there. Or it was.

[07:43:30] This is going so horribly.

[07:43:42] I mean, it's still not as much of a stomp as the other game, though.

[07:43:57] of

[07:44:04] the

[07:44:11] bottom of the

[07:44:17] of

[07:44:23] Man, what the hell?

[07:44:35] Feel like

[07:44:37] Yesterday, I was doing pretty well even top-fragmenting game. Maybe they put bots in my ranked lobbies

[07:44:43] Yeah, the Mario movie came out today.

[07:44:55] I want to go watch it soon.

[07:44:57] And then after that, the next movie that I'm going to see is the Backrooms, probably.

[07:45:10] He bounced behind him.

[07:45:19] Erm.

[07:45:22] Erm.

[07:45:30] Ugh.

[07:45:31] I'm gonna go somewhere else this time. I don't know where. I really know where to go on this map, but I'll figure it out.

[07:46:01] I'm lucky, thanks for three months, welcome back.

[07:46:24] now my guys

[07:46:41] damn

[07:46:48] That fucking guy?

[07:46:53] Hey, it's one more dude.

[07:47:00] And they have the bomb.

[07:47:05] How could they lose?

[07:47:12] Oh!

[07:47:17] I

[07:47:26] Don't what

[07:47:32] I don't even know bro. Yeah, I think he heard him

[07:47:47] What is an AWP?

[07:47:57] Nice.

[07:47:58] And only the guy with the AWP is left.

[07:48:14] Just be patient.

[07:48:38] He's gonna kill them all, isn't he?

[07:48:45] Just be patient.

[07:48:54] Why?

[07:48:56] Just why didn't he peek?

[07:49:04] Why he's just why didn't he peek? Is he supposed to do that?

[07:49:14] First reason you should just wait and chill right? What?

[07:49:24] He got so antsy

[07:50:04] Thank you teammate. Thank you

[07:50:15] Bro, he's behind me. No, I should have known because they knew where I was for a while, I guess

[07:50:22] What the fuck is that? Oh my

[07:50:24] What the fuck was that?

[07:50:32] What? What was that? A lineup?

[07:50:38] What was that for?

[07:50:41] If you hold the nade you get that? I've never seen that before.

[07:50:54] I feel like this guy's gonna be crafty.

[07:51:02] He took his eye off the phone.

[07:51:07] Oh no.

[07:51:13] Don't worry guys.

[07:51:14] We can take a round I'm sure.

[07:51:20] Dude, look at Big Daddy Joe on their team, hell yeah.

[07:51:28] Rounding out the team.

[07:51:37] of

[07:51:47] death

[07:51:50] of

[07:51:57] death

[07:52:02] Dude, we're so good.

[07:52:11] I don't know.

[07:52:26] Porkchoppy, thanks for nine months.

[07:52:28] Oh, and Sylvanas, thanks for the two months.

[07:52:31] Sorry, I missed that.

[07:52:39] Wow.

[07:52:42] What was this?

[07:52:56] OK.

[07:53:01] of

[07:53:11] death

[07:53:16] of

[07:53:21] death

[07:53:28] I still do that sometimes like I have to re-live in this game.

[07:53:57] Don't worry guys, this is the match.

[07:54:01] We're at all us, you know.

[07:54:05] What is on the Zeus X27?

[07:54:08] One-shot kill at short range.

[07:54:11] Attempt at your own risk.

[07:54:16] Interesting.

[07:54:19] It's a taser.

[07:54:27] Oh, GG.

[07:54:32] Dude, every game is a stop one way or the other.

[07:54:42] I died to Joe.

[07:54:43] Oh my god, I gave Joe his second kill.

[07:54:48] My food's here in 10 minutes.

[07:54:52] I died to Joe.

[07:54:56] They were trying to knife fight him he was like hell no I'm he's trying to win this

[07:55:13] round let's go king oh my god he's so happy dude they literally tried to knife

[07:55:41] I fight them and they kill me, slaughter them.

[07:55:47] I respect it, I guess.

[07:55:51] Now he makes it up they'll never expect the A push.

[07:56:01] I don't even know how to walk in.

[07:56:31] Plant. Plant it. I'm scared.

[07:57:01] Yeah.

[07:57:11] Wow, full come back time, right?

[07:57:21] Wait, their best player, DC'd.

[07:57:34] Cuz, oh he's back, Normand.

[07:57:39] Well, false alarm.

[07:57:42] False alarm.

[07:57:44] He's back.

[07:57:47] Damn it!

[07:57:50] That disautorable win is still a win.

[07:57:52] Come on, come on, let's go!

[07:58:11] You look like they're trying to flank.

[07:58:20] What the?

[07:58:22] What is he doing?

[07:58:50] I

[07:59:14] Well, we got five rounds guys

[07:59:16] just don't go be our bomb guys AFK Chinese guy Chinese guy oh no he's actually AFK

[07:59:30] Is he moving now?

[07:59:34] Okay, he's here at least.

[07:59:37] Fuck, I thought I heard someone above me.

[07:59:51] Oh, there was someone above me.

[07:59:52] Damn it, I should have just kept looking though.

[07:59:55] I would have probably- Oh.

[08:00:25] Well GG.

[08:00:51] What a game.

[08:00:52] Okay go again.

[08:00:54] I don't think I can play Premier yet, no.

[08:01:06] Nope, 75%.

[08:01:08] Why is it so slow, I feel like.

[08:01:14] Very, very slow.

[08:01:18] Yet, shutter to farm XP for you, off-strain.

[08:01:20] I didn't know it takes so many games.

[08:01:23] I just have to grind, I guess.

[08:01:25] What?

[08:01:26] Why are you screaming at me?

[08:01:29] Oh my gosh, she's so noisy.

[08:01:32] Oh, hello.

[08:01:33] Come on, Nautza.

[08:01:34] Come here.

[08:01:35] Nautza.

[08:01:36] Come on, Nautza.

[08:01:37] Come on.

[08:01:38] Come on.

[08:01:39] Come on.

[08:01:40] Try to convince her to come up here.

[08:01:43] Come on, Nautza.

[08:01:44] She's looking.

[08:01:45] Come on.

[08:01:46] She's looking. Come on!

[08:01:54] She's making the kitty face like she's got a pulse.

[08:01:57] Come on kitty!

[08:01:59] Marcia!

[08:02:01] Come on, I want to show you to my chat!

[08:02:04] Get up here!

[08:02:06] Marcia!

[08:02:08] Marcia!

[08:02:10] Marcia!

[08:02:16] Oh come on. Oh, she's almost come on. Come on.

[08:02:21] Oh, she got distracted.

[08:02:26] Well, no kitty for you guys.

[08:02:40] No kitty today.

[08:02:46] She does have a Cheeto brain.

[08:02:49] Frickin' rat.

[08:02:55] Off.

[08:02:55] My food is one minute away!

[08:03:00] Damn.

[08:03:06] Extra Unlea mentioned you in her story.

[08:03:08] Story on a-

[08:03:10] What?!

[08:03:12] She took a picture!

[08:03:15] She looks so happy.

[08:03:28] She took a wife picture.

[08:03:43] wife right guys jealous that I have a wife be honest no well you guys don't

[08:03:58] want a wife you want a husband my food's here in the game starting okay well if I

[08:04:12] If I die really early and around I'll run and go grab it big if

[08:04:22] Yeah, big big big if

[08:04:24] We're cool, I guess.

[08:04:41] Gotcha, bitch!

[08:04:47] Gotcha, bitch.

[08:04:49] One of them got the other one, too.

[08:04:52] I think our bomb guy's in the base.

[08:04:57] Um, is our bomb guy AFK?

[08:05:03] Yeah.

[08:05:05] I guess I'll try to go grab it.

[08:05:08] I don't know.

[08:05:10] We won!

[08:05:12] We won!

[08:05:17] Fuck it, yo kid totally thanks for four years, welcome back.

[08:05:28] God damn four years.

[08:05:35] Ouchie.

[08:05:37] Fuck.

[08:05:38] OUCHY

[08:05:42] FUCK

[08:06:08] I missed you guys!

[08:06:25] Oh, we won again!

[08:06:33] happened

[08:06:39] Team just better

[08:06:48] Fuck I'm the bomb

[08:07:03] How did I not kill him I'm so bad at at least I helped I guess soup egg rolls

[08:07:33] So fucking much like, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, I stabbed my finger.

[08:07:39] Ouch.

[08:07:40] Oh, sweet and sour sauce and a crispy egg roll.

[08:07:58] Yum, yum, yum.

[08:08:01] I just dripped all over the F8 button on my keyboard.

[08:08:31] I don't know how I ever played this game without headphones.

[08:08:56] It's actually crazy that I wondered why I didn't see what was going on ever.

[08:09:03] Dude, we're never even planting!

[08:09:09] We're just killing them all.

[08:09:20] I'm going to try to plant this time.

[08:09:45] Why did he run out?

[08:10:02] Oh my god.

[08:10:09] What kind of script are you running?

[08:10:11] Oh, well, I get that a lot, you know.

[08:10:14] As I'm just so good.

[08:10:20] I'm just gonna try to pull this.

[08:10:22] No way they'll get me for this.

[08:10:24] Oh shit.

[08:10:26] SHUT UP!

[08:10:28] We didn't even plant again!

[08:10:44] bro I just want to eat my egg roll

[08:11:02] I'm really good at shooting them in the body over and over again, you know.

[08:11:22] Our guy that's sitting mid has the bomb.

[08:11:24] Oh, I don't need to reload, oops. Bad habit.

[08:11:32] Oh, there's a guy.

[08:12:54] The fuck was that I'm surprised I got him

[08:13:08] any DD oh true I forgot I can do DD or whatever I want now yeah yeah yeah yeah

[08:13:23] Yeah, yeah, I'll do I'll do um some DER at least a song or two to end the stream

[08:13:40] I don't even know what to say

[08:13:53] So it's fine I can make my soup so exciting who doesn't love some actually

[08:14:09] that I've met some people who don't like soup I'm like bro how do you not like

[08:14:13] soup like that's like saying you don't like pasta you don't like rice like there's

[08:14:20] like every kind of soup.

[08:14:32] Guys, I think that there might be a smurf on my team,

[08:14:35] and I'm just getting carried.

[08:14:43] Or maybe even two.

[08:14:49] I don't know, though.

[08:14:50] I

[08:14:53] Didn't buy anything

[08:15:17] That's fine

[08:15:19] Back to making my suit.

[08:15:30] Dude, there is no juice coming out of this lime. Oh my god.

[08:15:37] What is this bullshit? The driest lime in all of history.

[08:15:49] Oh

[08:16:13] So

[08:16:15] Uh-oh.

[08:16:19] We could lose this round.

[08:16:25] Nice grenade.

[08:16:31] Nice smoke.

[08:16:33] 13 seconds, 10 seconds.

[08:16:38] Oh my god, we're gonna lose everything now.

[08:16:46] It's because I'm too busy eating my soup.

[08:16:49] Am I the problem?

[08:17:24] At least I traded better than just dying

[08:17:38] You're sort of negligible in this game I'll take sort of

[08:17:48] And I do feel like I'm getting

[08:17:54] guys I have a crazy idea what if we switch it up and go go

[08:18:44] I feel like I really should be

[08:18:54] Do they usually watch me and I haven't been paying attention

[08:18:57] I don't know what to say.

[08:19:25] My career might be over.

[08:19:42] You can crash out now?

[08:19:44] How could I ever crash out when I'm eating this delicious soup?

[08:19:47] Look at it.

[08:19:49] Oh, shit.

[08:19:50] Look how good.

[08:19:53] It's so tasty.

[08:19:55] Okay, I'm gonna stop being useless now a little bit.

[08:20:02] No, Spart, thank you for 27 months.

[08:20:45] I do that yes Stuart thank you for the five gifted kind of scared of someone sneaking

[08:21:11] up behind me can they even do that

[08:21:15] of

[08:21:22] the

[08:21:29] death

[08:21:34] of

[08:21:39] death

[08:21:44] Now we're counter terrorists we're gonna suck at this bro my whole team just likes to push

[08:22:44] I

[08:23:07] Said woo egg got scrambled

[08:23:14] All right, all right.

[08:23:32] I'm full buying.

[08:23:34] Let's make this red string.

[08:23:36] You better scramble like an egg before you fold it like an omelet.

[08:23:45] Dude, fuck this guy.

[08:23:54] How do I see the full map?

[08:24:09] Is there a way I can zoom out on the top left?

[08:24:12] Because I don't like that I can't see how far away everyone else is.

[08:24:16] So I never know which point they're on.

[08:24:24] Oh, Tab.

[08:24:25] Tab works too.

[08:24:33] OK.

[08:24:39] I'm just switching it up.

[08:24:46] We're at advantage, it's okay.

[08:25:02] One more guy.

[08:25:27] Yay!

[08:25:30] Pretty good, huh?

[08:25:33] I just realized if I eat all this, I'm gonna have to play DDR when I'm full of soup.

[08:25:40] That's just gonna hurt.

[08:26:00] I thought they must be going be I guess

[08:26:20] Did someone get the bomb

[08:26:30] Okay, perhaps I will play a little DDR now before I end.

[08:26:56] It looks like it can play for me or it's kind of frustrating I can't even play the actual

[08:27:03] mode.

[08:27:04] Well, it's basically saying I need to get better, I guess.

[08:27:10] I haven't played enough.

[08:27:12] Okay, DR time before I become too cool.

[08:27:22] Let me go out and check the setup and turn it off and then I'll swap so we can get a

[08:28:11] Hello?

[08:28:36] Uh, hold on.

[08:28:39] Trying to switch it.

[08:28:41] Hi guys!

[08:28:43] Okay, well I had started nighttime living room, but I almost just fell.

[08:29:01] Doing nothing.

[08:29:03] Uh.

[08:29:05] Uh, wait. There we go.

[08:29:18] Hi, Cheddar.

[08:29:23] Okay.

[08:29:27] Get teams!

[08:29:29] Okay, hopefully I don't get a terrible stomach cramp.

[08:29:39] Let's do...

[08:29:49] I need more songs, I never know what the fuck to play.

[08:30:17] Okay.

[08:30:18] Maybe that's what we need to do.

[08:30:24] Okay.

[08:30:25] Time for life, Mario.

[08:30:30] Okay.

[08:30:31] I like this part better.

[08:30:57] I feel like an asshole.

[08:30:59] I don't want to... I don't want to punch her, you know?

[08:31:14] I haven't played this one in a while.

[08:32:29] I'll take a blame, but I kinda do have a grip.

[08:32:46] Ah!

[08:33:09] Get on the road!

[08:33:16] I had a terrible cramp.

[08:33:23] I should not have eaten all the soup.

[08:33:36] I ate too much soup.

[08:33:40] If I wasn't in pain, I think I could have gone on the following roads.

[08:33:45] Dang it, dude!

[08:33:54] That's why you don't swim after eating?

[08:33:59] Yeah.

[08:34:00] Well, now I know, I guess.

[08:34:02] I can do a slow, slower one.

[08:34:11] Just to end, what do you guys want me to end on?

[08:34:28] That's one.

[08:34:30] I didn't probably do difficult, even with my cramp.

[08:34:35] She's using the old soup excuse again.

[08:34:38] What's the old soup excuse?

[08:34:41] The heck is the old suit?

[08:35:11] I can do this, my friend's gonna go and play too.

[08:36:11] Okay.

[08:36:22] Yay!

[08:36:25] You have a critical away!

[08:36:29] I can play a horrible one.

[08:36:35] Never gonna give you more hope!

[08:36:37] Yo Evan now thanks for the 10 gifted, thanks Evan!

[08:36:42] And off you go, thank you for the gifted.

[08:36:54] Like a drill.

[08:37:07] you

[08:37:37] you

[08:38:07] you

[08:38:37] you

[08:39:07] you

[08:39:37] I

[08:39:56] Nails are nerfing

[08:39:58] Yeah, dude, I want to play how I make the quaint go away faster

[08:40:07] I can play with my hands better than with the pads, but my nails are smoking and I don't have to do it.

[08:40:37] I don't like one song!

[08:40:39] Boy!

[08:41:07] This is gonna be a crap wall tomorrow, I will remember to eat way before I end.

[08:41:36] I would play the corks one, but it's too many jumps for having the cramp.

[08:41:43] RASCAL!

[08:42:15] Oh

[08:42:45] Oh

[08:43:15] If I wasn't going to fight you soon, I would finish it.

[08:43:41] Okay, I'm going back to my computer, be right back.

[08:44:11] Uli-Buli, thank you for the gifted sub.

[08:44:23] Okay, that's it for me for today, but I will be live tomorrow, too.

[08:44:30] I hope you all have a good night, guys.

[08:44:37] I'll be live tomorrow.

[08:44:39] All right, good night guys. Thanks for watching.

[08:44:43] Good night everybody. Bye-bye!

[08:45:09] That day, leaving my breathless, leaning back to the fray

[08:45:27] Jane, you're early, your life's worth is dirty

[08:45:33] Who are those fools who adore you?

[08:45:37] Only to find, only to find you are

[08:45:41] This all you, dressing in

[08:45:45] You're back from now, that'll pay

[08:45:48] What they owe you

[08:45:50] It's only smart change

[08:45:52] Red on the green, green grass

[08:45:59] Wonder devil take you back

[08:46:01] From war to open-closed doors and keep the birds from the grave

[08:46:09] Evil and equal seeking to kill the creed

[08:46:14] All right, the milk and honey land is unheard of again

[08:46:22] The taste of the violence is trying to silence her head