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Emiru

04-02-2026 · 7h 24m

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[00:09:07] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[00:09:10] Give your best

[00:09:13] You can't hide

[00:09:15] But I'll never, never, never, never

[00:09:19] Give me a wish, feel like a girl

[00:09:22] Watch the scene

[00:09:24] Digging the Dennis in Greed

[00:09:29] MAGA-JON

[00:09:31] Thank you, John.

[00:10:01] Don't you frustrate a part of me?

[00:10:13] And you're not a part of my long-suffering

[00:10:21] And how everything

[00:10:27] Everything is a lie.

[00:10:35] You are the king.

[00:10:38] Are you the king?

[00:10:41] I like you too fast for me.

[00:10:47] You are too fast for me.

[00:14:27] I've lost all hope in the night

[00:14:33] I've lost all hope in the night

[00:14:40] So let's

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[00:14:48] Let's go

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[00:24:00] For the five months

[00:24:09] Oh, no, good morning guys. Hi, good morning. Oh

[00:24:13] My goodness. I'm here early. So are you Emily John or is it?

[00:24:18] E-E Emily Shunk wait yeah wait do we both have the exact same name no wait are we

[00:24:26] are we both Emily Shunk now oh wait we know it can be Emily Shunk and extra

[00:24:32] Emily Shunk but it's perfect the setups already there yeah cuz then we already

[00:24:39] both have the first name so yeah extra yeah perfect perfect amazing I'm super

[00:24:52] excited today because yo my steam purchasing thing is going to reset soon

[00:25:01] so I will be able to buy more CS skins today Ross claw thanks for 42 months and

[00:25:09] Thanks for 14 months. Yeah, I'll buy I'll buy more cases today

[00:25:13] Don't worry, and I mentioned at the end of last stream, but I wanted to say it again

[00:25:20] I

[00:25:21] Was waiting to announce it for QT to announce it, but I'm gonna be doing a master baker

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[00:25:29] the 16th through 19th

[00:25:33] That's it's like QT's

[00:25:35] It's like a reality show style competition

[00:25:39] I think not real but fun. Thanks for the four months and also I get to stream my own POV

[00:25:45] So I will be live during that. I think that we're probably all gonna be live which might be like a fucking nightmare

[00:25:51] it's gonna be like

[00:25:53] six cameraman in the kitchen probably but

[00:25:57] Yeah, I don't know it'll be fine, but the group let me pull up the already forgot

[00:26:03] the group group is a it's me extra Emily Valkyrie rage Austin show and super TF

[00:26:14] so very it's gonna be a very fun group I love the group because I feel like it's

[00:26:20] such a diverse group of personalities but I feel like we all get along really

[00:26:24] well so it's gonna be uh funny i think it'll be fun yeah didn't retweet jackass well i

[00:26:34] almost never used twitter i liked the tweet that helps the the tweet right i don't know

[00:26:42] should i retweet it i don't even use twitter jack at okay fine i'll read i'll retweet it

[00:26:48] that unre-tweeted after more people see it, I guess. That's good enough, right? I do that

[00:26:55] for more rivals sometimes. So, yeah.

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[00:30:00] You guys actually I forgot about that

[00:30:04] With what did I say I would do for that the cameraman stream with Rosie Feddins Jacob

[00:30:12] Well, where it's like I camera

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[00:30:17] Could I could ask about that I could have a lot about that

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[00:30:32] I got you look she loves it so much she loves to be held look at the toes

[00:30:39] Okay, sorry, yo, oh, thank you for the five. Thank you. Oh

[00:30:49] Um, so

[00:30:50] Has anyone here watched the previous seasons of master baker because I don't know how it works

[00:30:57] Like it's a competition right?

[00:31:00] It's a full stream. I was laughing so much on yesterday's yeah

[00:31:04] They asked me about doing that, but I'm not a hundred percent sure if I'd be able to get cosplays for all of them because

[00:31:12] Ten is a lot to prepare in like a couple weeks now a

[00:31:16] little um I

[00:31:20] Mean it's I assume it's gonna be hard, but I don't really know how to bake

[00:31:25] I've only baked things from mixes before now. I have to fucking sorry

[00:31:29] I've only baked it from me and I feel like oh my god

[00:31:38] There is stuff on the TV. It's just not moving. I've only baked stuff from mixes before and I feel like it's gonna be stuff like

[00:31:46] Bake bake a cake without a recipe or something like that. Oh

[00:31:53] Cuties getting instructions. Oh that won't be that bad then I think I'm really good at following directions

[00:31:59] Do a practice- I don't think that's gonna help.

[00:32:07] They aside a thing to cook and you have to do without recipes.

[00:32:13] Dude.

[00:32:16] Baking without a recipe is so fucking hard.

[00:32:20] Oh congrats!

[00:32:22] Congrats on becoming a captain, that's huge.

[00:32:27] I could cook things without recipes because I feel like with cooking you don't have to be as accurate with measurements and stuff

[00:32:35] But baking without a recipe

[00:32:40] Okay, maybe I should do a little research

[00:32:44] And try to learn some basic things like a cake batter

[00:32:51] bread

[00:32:52] And try to memorize like basic at least at least ingredients, so I don't you know

[00:32:58] Putting things I should have be in there Scorpius. Thanks for one year

[00:33:02] That's not she how is that cheek?

[00:33:06] That's against the spirit of the competition. Oh my god, bro. You don't think that like that

[00:33:11] You don't think anyone else is gonna be like, okay, so how do I make a cake?

[00:33:15] Just so just to know how

[00:33:18] That's not how is that cheating

[00:33:20] No, they already know dude. I don't believe any of them have no idea how to bake anything

[00:33:29] Dude, I don't even know okay, so I know for a cake flour sugar eggs, right?

[00:33:37] And then after that I don't fucking know like I don't know the difference in baking soda baking powder like I don't really

[00:33:43] I've never had a baking phase. I just like cooking. I don't know

[00:33:47] Yeah butter, I don't know.

[00:33:52] So what the heck, Minecraft recipe?

[00:33:58] If part of the competition is decorating, I think that I'm pretty good at decorating

[00:34:04] things.

[00:34:05] I feel like I will do fine with that, but for the actual batter making part I'm worried.

[00:34:12] So you're against other people who can also not fake.

[00:34:16] Yeah, exactly

[00:34:19] So like I oh my god, you guys are acting like I'm gonna read a recipe in like a fucking robot

[00:34:26] Memorize all of the exact measurements like no, that's not what's gonna happen. It's just gonna be like

[00:34:31] Okay, so these are the components. I know the components. I don't know the exact

[00:34:38] Portions, but I at least know the components like you're acting like I'm gonna like chat GPT memorize a hundred recipes

[00:34:45] like what that is not how that works oh my gosh that's how is that cheating oh my

[00:34:57] gosh Mac Pro thanks for 19 months so you're telling me if someone there just

[00:35:01] happens to remember how to like I don't know make fucking cornbread or something

[00:35:06] cuz their mom taught them when they were a kid then that like like what what how

[00:35:13] Is that different for me just looking up how to make cornbread two weeks before would be like, oh, yeah cornbread needs fucking

[00:35:20] Butter or something. I don't know Garmacost thinking for the five Laura. Thanks for 11 months. Hi, I mean I

[00:35:27] Think you actually you know what I'm not even gonna ask you guys your opinion because I think that you're just trying to sabotage me

[00:35:33] So why why would I listen to you?

[00:35:36] so

[00:35:38] Yeah

[00:35:40] You're just trying to sabotage me.

[00:35:45] The secret to good cornbread is mayo.

[00:35:48] Mayonnaise, is that true?

[00:35:52] Is that true?

[00:35:54] That doesn't sound true.

[00:35:55] Well, isn't mayonnaise just eggs and oil and some other things?

[00:36:02] So it's probably fine.

[00:36:06] Yeah, so maybe they're onto something.

[00:36:10] I don't know.

[00:36:12] Ask QE. Well, I can't ask her because she's probably the judge.

[00:36:15] She's not going to tell me.

[00:36:18] OK, I just hope that we have to decorate things

[00:36:22] because I think that my decorating can carry me.

[00:36:26] But my baking probably not.

[00:36:30] But no matter how bad it looks, I

[00:36:34] I want you guys to pretend that it looks delicious.

[00:36:38] That's all that I ask, please.

[00:36:43] So,

[00:36:46] oh, what the heck?

[00:36:48] Ask your wife, well my wife, by the way,

[00:36:52] is also one of the competitors,

[00:36:53] and she's super competitive.

[00:36:55] She's not gonna help me at all.

[00:36:58] Murphy, thanks for the 15 months.

[00:37:02] So, yeah.

[00:37:03] Ask your other wife. Oh, yeah, who's my other wife? Oh, Sina. Oh

[00:37:10] Wait, yeah, I do have oh wait. Yes, and it is my wife

[00:37:15] Okay, you can't you can't dude. So

[00:37:18] Well Emily already also have a wife you are very

[00:37:23] Like a card any card. Oh my gosh, bro. I and guess guess what my

[00:37:30] My new wife is doing today. She's currently flying to South Africa with Valkyrie.

[00:37:41] If your wife was flying with Valkyrie to South Africa, would you be a little bit worried or concerned?

[00:37:55] Just asking, not for me, asking for someone else.

[00:38:00] Con, thanks for subbing, thank you.

[00:38:03] I think Rey's gonna steal my life.

[00:38:06] It's so over for me.

[00:38:08] Do you guys think that Senna will take me back?

[00:38:12] That's so stupid.

[00:38:15] So the funny thing is I actually did get,

[00:38:20] for real ordained,

[00:38:24] I actually did get for real ordained before April Fool's,

[00:38:28] But they had to like mail me the certificate, so I just went to a PDF editor website and made a fake ordained thing.

[00:38:37] So the one I showed yesterday was fake, but I actually do have a real one too, so I don't know.

[00:38:44] Ask the Maslow, thanks for the two, two months. Why? I don't know, cause I was like, oh it only takes ten minutes.

[00:38:52] minutes like why why not I guess I don't know like you actually don't have to do

[00:38:58] any pirating or dating

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[00:44:52] If they were a single woman who owned land you wanted oh

[00:45:10] All I see so it's like a big female streamer for a live account all

[00:45:25] I understand now it makes perfect sense to me when you put it like that

[00:45:32] Dude, medieval times are fucking- oh my god, I'm just scrolling through this.

[00:45:42] I gotta put it into hardcore.

[00:45:48] I'm just joking.

[00:45:57] lives being remembered in chat. Oh Jesus. L being a woman back then. Yeah. I mean even

[00:46:09] the past like five years or so I feel like being a woman's gone a lot a lot better online.

[00:46:17] I mean don't don't get me wrong people are still really weird to women online but like

[00:46:21] Five years ago, I was like, oh my god.

[00:46:27] And I'm sure five years before that, I was even worse.

[00:46:33] I think it's better.

[00:46:34] I don't know.

[00:46:35] I mean, it's still weird, but I don't know.

[00:46:41] Girl, it's worse than ever.

[00:46:42] OK, the reason I say that I think that it's not

[00:46:45] is because I feel like 10 years ago, spaces where women could

[00:46:50] just exist, literally didn't exist,

[00:46:53] but now there's a lot of them,

[00:46:54] but there's also, I feel like,

[00:46:57] way bigger in self-community,

[00:46:58] so it depends on where you go,

[00:47:00] but before, there was nowhere to go,

[00:47:03] so that's why I said it gets a little bit better.

[00:47:09] So yeah, I mean, yeah, 10 years ago,

[00:47:12] Eagle is literally the word,

[00:47:15] dude, it's so interesting to me seeing people talking

[00:47:17] about Eagle fashion on TikTok,

[00:47:20] mostly younger people, right? Like, oh, ego fashion is this cute, like, emo-type style, right?

[00:47:27] 10 years ago on the internet, there were people debating if e-girl was a slur or not, because

[00:47:32] people just use the word e-girl for, like, a girl who was like, okay, so 10 years ago, e-girl meant

[00:47:42] basically a whore who pretends to like games to get male attention like that's literally how like

[00:47:51] that's like how they were using it and people be like is you girl it's like basically a slur like

[00:47:55] you could get yeah sarah thanks for the 18 months like people would get

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[00:51:02] Are you sure they weren't watching you play cs? Okay, man. Well whatever whatever dude

[00:51:12] I don't I don't know

[00:51:21] If we call it real fine, it may show the area fine too, I guess

[00:51:27] I ladies is so much worse than you girl. What the fuck is I ladies?

[00:51:34] Yeah, I would never want to be called an I lady that's such like a

[00:51:38] tips fedora

[00:51:40] Type what like I can't even imagine someone unironically saying I ladies

[00:51:49] My favorite I lady what is I don't think I've ever seen I lady used I ladies nuts oh

[00:52:02] Yeah, you got me bro you got me what's wrong with you guys

[00:52:10] Oh, I actually can't tell if the person said that was setting this up or if they were actually saying I lady

[00:52:18] I ladies and okay, that's a good one

[00:52:21] Yeah, guys, it's not April fools anymore

[00:52:25] You're not supposed to say shit like that

[00:52:28] thing was a setup

[00:52:31] Fuck you guys, bro

[00:52:33] Whatever. Yeah, I like to be see I was to make me vomit regardless

[00:52:38] I'm like, it's been a while since I told the um, oh my god

[00:52:44] One of the worst League of Legends experiences I've ever had I haven't told this story in a while

[00:52:48] I stopped telling it because people kept typing about it when I'd play league and it was pissing me off

[00:52:55] But I think it's been long enough. I can tell the story again

[00:52:58] So I used to I used to play solo queue off stream a lot, right?

[00:53:02] Because I had like a way lower social battery for streaming so I'd still play off stream a ton

[00:53:08] And sometimes I would end up running into people in solo queue that we played really well together

[00:53:13] So we'd add each other and then play together and sometimes they would ask to use discord right so sometimes I would hop into

[00:53:19] Scor's people I made a few friends that way so it wasn't all bad the one time this this support player

[00:53:26] Asked to discord with me right and I joined the call with them and I'm like oh, hello

[00:53:32] Oh, yeah, we won like five games in a row. That's so awesome. And they go completely silent in the call.

[00:53:40] Like hello, and they're like

[00:53:44] They start giggling a little bit. Oh my god, ADC goddess. I was like, what?

[00:53:51] Just because I was a girl and I was playing ADC.

[00:53:54] And then, oh, it was like the worst thing. And this happened at the beginning of a match too.

[00:53:59] It was like three minutes into the game

[00:54:02] So I was stuck on a call with this person for the next like 35 minutes

[00:54:07] After that I never played a game with them again

[00:54:08] But I was stuck on a call with them for like 35 minutes of my life

[00:54:12] And it was I mean it was like basically what you can imagine like they were just asking me questions like so

[00:54:18] you really main ADC

[00:54:21] ADC is like the

[00:54:23] like marksman or archer type role in a

[00:54:27] It's like the marksman or archer or hunter type role in League.

[00:54:32] The thing is, it's not even that rare for a girl to play ADC.

[00:54:36] I guess he just never met one before, so it was super awkward.

[00:54:39] I was like, oh yeah, I play ADC.

[00:54:42] He's like, wow, I feel like no girls play ADC, and I'm thinking like, what?

[00:54:48] I can think of like 10 girls streamers who play ADC, but yeah, it was just a very painful

[00:54:53] experience.

[00:54:54] I didn't really do a lot of adding people on Discord from League after that.

[00:54:59] I've never met a girl.

[00:55:00] Who's met a girl?

[00:55:04] Imagine that.

[00:55:05] Meet Dory.

[00:55:06] Thanks for the 44 months.

[00:55:09] Hi, Emily and me again.

[00:55:11] Thanks, Meet Dory.

[00:55:12] Welcome back.

[00:55:14] It must have been his first time meeting a girl.

[00:55:17] I mean, to be fair,

[00:55:19] Yeah, I think most girls would not want to just hop on calls with random people.

[00:55:25] But I mean, like I said, I met a lot of cool people doing that, some of them I'm still

[00:55:29] friends with.

[00:55:30] But, um, yeah, I don't know.

[00:55:35] Well, I think it is true that there's a little bit of like, um, a lot of some girls who would

[00:55:42] play games like that solo, they are kind of looking for someone who's like, you know,

[00:55:47] gonna be like a really good duo.

[00:55:48] And I mean that guy was just okay. Like I'm not insulting him

[00:55:51] But I definitely was the person who was kind of carrying those games. He was just doing fine

[00:55:56] I was like well we're winning so why not there was this one time though that um, I was I was playing I'm like

[00:56:02] This is what I was like very consistent diamond like I was actually okay at the game

[00:56:06] You know it's do things for the sub. I was on like a diamond 3 account or something

[00:56:12] I was the same thing happened. I was playing with the support and we add each other we were playing and

[00:56:17] And I I don't I think that they were a girl

[00:56:21] I'm not sure because they like a cute name and they were playing like mommy or something and

[00:56:25] They started flirting with me and I they like definitely thought that I was a guy because the way they were talking to me

[00:56:32] I know I'm gonna thank you for the five and I just never told them that I was a girl

[00:56:36] But like I didn't really flirt back. It's just it was really awkward. I didn't want to tell them that I was a girl

[00:56:41] But it was like such a weird experience because I that's the only time that ever happened to me

[00:56:45] Because I feel like usually it's the other way around where a guy will play like a female character and then another guy will assume that they're a girl

[00:56:54] But I had a girl assume that I was a guy and start flirting with me and I was like

[00:56:59] What do I do with the situation? But I just didn't flirt back. So Jacob, thank you for the 17 months

[00:57:05] Maybe there no they they definitely thought that I was a guy

[00:57:09] from the things that they were saying but I

[00:57:13] Was just like oh, huh, huh

[00:57:15] Yeah, you know, I mean, they didn't know anything about me, so...

[00:57:20] I don't know.

[00:57:21] CitySynic, thanks for the two months.

[00:57:23] Thank you, thank you.

[00:57:25] Wow, how big! Thank you for the five!

[00:57:27] Much appreciated, thank you.

[00:57:29] Shouldn't have used your real voice.

[00:57:32] What do you mean, my real voice?

[00:57:33] Are you saying it sounded like a man?

[00:57:36] What the heck?

[00:57:37] So, how many of the guys here have pretended to be a girl in a game

[00:57:42] to get free stuff from another guy?

[00:57:44] Cause I've heard that that's very common.

[00:57:49] Never.

[00:57:51] Yeah, right.

[00:57:52] I've had a bunch of you guys have done it.

[00:57:55] Yeah, right.

[00:57:58] Yeah, fucking right.

[00:58:00] Oh my god.

[00:58:04] Yeah, right, dude.

[00:58:06] Oh my god.

[00:58:10] I remember when the first legendary league of legends skin came

[00:58:14] out it was DJ Sona it was the first or no it was not I wasn't the first the first

[00:58:20] was pulse fire Ezreal but the first female character legendary skin was

[00:58:25] DJ Sona and it cost $40 it was their most expensive skin ever at the time and

[00:58:31] I remember getting home from school and opening league the week client and so

[00:58:36] but my MCD is killing me I'll fix it then you fix it I remember getting home

[00:58:41] from school and someone had gifted me DJ Sona and I was like oh shit okay and then I remember

[00:58:47] another person messaged me and they were they were like I'm really mad because I see someone else

[00:58:54] gifted you DJ Sona and I was gonna gift you DJ Sona and I was I was like oh my god and that was

[00:59:01] when that was what I realized that was what I realized how how um how gamer girls are treated

[00:59:09] like a precious resource or something I was like what the fuck is this like I

[00:59:12] barely knew either these people too oh my god

[00:59:20] slightly is that better hello

[00:59:26] women easy vote I mean it's just something that other guys do like I feel

[00:59:33] like y'all need to need to talk to the other guys because like I didn't even

[00:59:38] ask for the skin and I feel like most girls don't even ask for things like that.

[00:59:42] I don't know, 15 staff of Jordans?

[00:59:47] I forgot about that.

[00:59:49] Yeah, no, that's true.

[00:59:52] I forgot about that.

[00:59:53] I completely forgot about that.

[00:59:55] Hi, Cheddar!

[00:59:58] Hi, Cheddar.

[00:59:59] Don't hate the player.

[01:00:00] Hate the game.

[01:00:01] Yeah, true, Lily.

[01:00:02] Yeah, true.

[01:00:03] Cheddar!

[01:00:04] Say hello!

[01:00:05] Say hello.

[01:00:08] Aw, chatter.

[01:00:11] Isn't he so good?

[01:00:14] Isn't he so good?

[01:00:21] He just wanted some attention.

[01:00:29] Oh yeah, I hear a lot of guys say that.

[01:00:32] The line I was here is if I'm gonna look at an ass for 50 hours, I'd rather look at her old ass.

[01:00:39] Heh heh heh. It's like, oh okay dude, do whatever you want I guess.

[01:00:44] Five or thanks for the 11 bucks.

[01:00:48] Thank you. I feel like most guys still make male characters in those kinds of games though.

[01:00:56] Shatter your shedding over. Ow, big yawn!

[01:01:02] That is so dang crusty.

[01:01:04] Yeah, I never even look at my character that much

[01:01:06] in games like that.

[01:01:08] So, a friend was calling me gay for staring at male ass

[01:01:13] for eight hours.

[01:01:14] Who the fuck actually stares at their character's ass though?

[01:01:17] Like what?

[01:01:20] What?

[01:01:21] Who even, what?

[01:01:22] Who's staring at their character's ass?

[01:01:24] Unless it's like, I don't know, like Black Widow

[01:01:27] and Overwatch or something.

[01:01:29] But I don't know, but that's just because it's just like,

[01:01:32] Bro, like, it's just out there. I don't know what else to say, or like, um, yeah, I don't know.

[01:01:43] Stellar Blade? I'm not gonna lie, even Stellar Blade, I wasn't looking at Eve's model that much.

[01:01:50] But I guess I'm just not a freak like some people here. I don't know.

[01:01:55] I

[01:02:00] Mean I look sometimes it's a nice model you play Marvel rivals you stare brother

[01:02:06] Bro, I play

[01:02:08] Why play more rivals? I don't know what okay? I play dead cool. I play strange. I play Emma Frost

[01:02:15] Okay, never mind you got me

[01:02:17] I mean Deadpool literally, Deadpool literally like shakes his ass in the camera.

[01:02:28] Denar, thanks for the 30 months, thank you.

[01:02:31] Do an eye tracker challenge now, I would rather not do that because I'm just going to be framed

[01:02:39] for things that I'm not doing so I'm not going to do that, I don't want to do that.

[01:02:45] Yeah, I do have an eye tracker that I bought, but I don't it's somewhere in my room

[01:02:53] So

[01:02:55] Name one time you played Emma didn't mention the thighs. Well, okay, but that's not about me being weird like they actually just made her thighs like

[01:03:04] Crazy massive, but I you know, I do like that. It's like equality in Marvel Rivals because

[01:03:10] Because the guy's bodies are also unrealistic.

[01:03:15] Like, they're like, oh my, their heads are this big,

[01:03:18] and their shoulders are like this big.

[01:03:20] So Emma's kind of like the girl equivalent of that

[01:03:23] with her huge muscular thighs, you know.

[01:03:27] So, yeah, I don't know.

[01:03:32] That's how I look, oh my bad.

[01:03:35] Sorry, I wasn't making fun of your small ass head

[01:03:39] something my bad sorry sorry rivals players are freaks bro don't don't act

[01:03:49] like can I just say something that I don't understand how no one else is

[01:03:56] saying this so people call like Marvel rivals players and that that dev team like

[01:04:02] a bunch of creeps but like um you know like enjoying the figure of the characters a little

[01:04:10] too much does everyone not remember what happened when Overwatch came out like that's all people

[01:04:17] talked about bro like there was literally like drama over Tracer's butt like it was

[01:04:24] like a huge controversy about her butt that they were people were so mad that they nerfed

[01:04:29] her butt and apparently they didn't even nerf her butt they just like changed her pose and

[01:04:34] people were so mad like do it does no one remember this what I remember I remember

[01:04:45] Oh

[01:04:48] So so so silly

[01:04:52] Oh my gosh

[01:04:56] Yeah, her butt was never even that big it's just that they changed her pose

[01:05:02] Because do one of her one of her first poses you literally couldn't even see her face

[01:05:07] It was just like her back and her ass

[01:05:09] So they changed it so like she's kind of at us an angle and people thought that they made her

[01:05:15] As smaller and they were literally like trying to cancel the game

[01:05:19] I was like and then people are like oh my god more arrivals is such a such a gooner game

[01:05:26] Like oh my god, dude shot up. No one remembers overwatch in late 2000 was it 2016?

[01:05:32] I remember that shit was way worse

[01:05:36] That was way way worse

[01:05:39] She remembers she's one of the people Matt. I actually wasn't no I thought that shit was so stupid

[01:05:44] I thought they would change the pose, I'm just kidding now.

[01:05:47] No, the original pose was weird.

[01:05:51] It really wasn't that big of a deal, people were so mad.

[01:05:57] I don't know.

[01:06:00] I mean, people are getting mad both ways.

[01:06:02] I remember people would get mad about in League.

[01:06:08] Who was it?

[01:06:09] There was some character there, they were like, oh my god.

[01:06:11] I think it was misfortune. They're like why are misfortune her each of her boobs are bigger than her head

[01:06:16] So then for years league started making like less

[01:06:20] They made more modest skins and then randomly out of nowhere

[01:06:25] They started making a

[01:06:29] Super sexualized skins, but they were super sexualized skins of the male characters

[01:06:34] And I was like what is going on like what kind of

[01:06:38] But what what what what is going on here? Do you guys know they they made like a so you know Thresh

[01:06:45] You don't know Thresh and League. He's literally a ghost

[01:06:49] He's a dead guy and his characters just this glowing green phantom

[01:06:53] They may have skin of him. They made a skin of him. That's a shortlist anime man

[01:06:58] I was like what?

[01:07:00] What is going on?

[01:07:03] But I think that they sold a wall because they kept doing it so

[01:07:08] Yeah, I don't know.

[01:07:11] I think people liked it, so it worked. I don't know.

[01:07:14] Anyway, I don't know what I'm yapping about.

[01:07:16] Um, I wanna catch up on Tip2Tip today.

[01:07:21] Did they release a new episode today already?

[01:07:24] No. Okay, so...

[01:07:28] Maybe it will come out one more time. I don't know.

[01:07:31] They will catch up.

[01:07:33] Yippee!

[01:07:35] Dude, some days I go live and I'm like,

[01:07:37] I don't have anything to talk about. I'm just gonna do my dailies and reacts and Sundays

[01:07:41] I go live, and I'm like what the fuck have I been talking about for an hour?

[01:07:45] It just happens sometimes

[01:07:49] Okay, this is a

[01:07:51] White guy haggles in perfect Chinese amazing. Yeah Ivan. Thanks for 34 months

[01:07:58] And we are amazing

[01:08:02] All right, we will get all caught up now

[01:08:07] I don't know what the plan is for today.

[01:08:11] I think it's just kind of shoot your vehicle as most north and as hard, cold, throttle

[01:08:18] as we possibly can.

[01:08:20] And then we end up in Ahramhat.

[01:08:22] What's the problem is though?

[01:08:24] We keep saying where's Mongolia?

[01:08:25] Where's Mongolia?

[01:08:26] But we need to start saying where is Ernhaktua?

[01:08:29] Ernhaktua, the town that is our actual goal.

[01:08:34] And no one has heard of that yet.

[01:08:36] I mean, honestly, 50% of the time they don't even know what Mongolian it is, or we don't say it right.

[01:08:40] So, it's gonna be hard to do that.

[01:08:45] But we're hopeful!

[01:08:52] Oh shit, it's the cops!

[01:09:06] We are the best white goreng in Hong Kong, China.

[01:09:13] Where do you live?

[01:09:15] America.

[01:09:16] America?

[01:09:17] America?

[01:09:18] Yes, yes, America.

[01:09:19] America?

[01:09:20] America, China.

[01:09:21] We are the best white goreng in the world.

[01:09:24] We are the best white goreng in China.

[01:09:26] The best white goreng in the world.

[01:09:27] Yes, the best white goreng in the world.

[01:09:29] I can't tell if the cop is just curious or if he's suspicious of them.

[01:09:33] I can't tell.

[01:09:35] He's probably just curious, right?

[01:09:43] 2000.

[01:09:44] 2000.

[01:09:45] That's bad.

[01:09:46] That's right.

[01:09:48] 2000.

[01:09:50] 2000.

[01:09:52] That's bad.

[01:09:56] Two Squire O'clock Tours.

[01:09:58] That's an Intel mod.

[01:10:10] That's far.

[01:10:12] I can tell you all about it.

[01:10:14] There's one thing that I can tell you all about.

[01:10:16] Ooh, we got big info!

[01:10:18] There's something on the branch.

[01:10:20] The branch.

[01:10:21] Oh, okay, okay, okay.

[01:10:23] Pretty fucking tone.

[01:10:26] What's happened today?

[01:10:29] The big news?

[01:10:31] You guys saw the big news?

[01:10:33] Today we got told how far we are.

[01:10:35] I've been my fucking life!

[01:10:36] From Mongols,

[01:10:38] and the fucking bitch left,

[01:10:39] and Aaron Hock too.

[01:10:41] No, let me see more

[01:10:47] Oh

[01:10:51] Thousand mile dog that feels that 2000 kilometers at least from the place at least because it could be more

[01:10:58] Yeah, and well, I could be less

[01:11:01] You could be wrong. Yeah

[01:11:04] We got quoted by a guy who is extremely knowledgeable

[01:11:07] He not not only he knew the miles to Mongolia, but he knew the miles to Aaron Hock to what is not cool

[01:11:13] Is he said Mongolia is 2,000 kilometers away and Aaron Hock to him is?

[01:11:20] 2,400 kilometers this is all good. Oh, it's like double in the nine days. We've been here. They're gonna be so happy to know about

[01:11:28] 2,000 kilometers

[01:11:31] I would say because we've been doing like usually to 20 a day to 50 a day well now

[01:11:35] Start Russian thousand total and they could take their time. So I think you know we have half our days remaining

[01:11:41] I think we can make this the only problem is yeah

[01:11:44] For some reason after yesterday doing 350 we're like dude. We're gonna get hit there in mongolian four days

[01:11:48] Dude, we gotta stop doing it. It happened on the first day, too

[01:11:52] We made it like a hundred kilometers and I was like dude. Let's get new plane tickets unironically

[01:11:57] I was like, let's get new plane tickets because shit. No sting. Yeah. Yeah every time

[01:12:02] turns out China's big so

[01:12:05] Uh, we're gonna keep going until we get to...

[01:12:08] Oh my god, not a boulder!

[01:12:10] What?

[01:12:11] There's a fucking boulder!

[01:12:12] There's a boulder coming through the gate!

[01:12:15] Oh my gosh, there's like dark souls!

[01:12:17] Oh, for Camden, there's a...

[01:12:19] Oh my god, they killed Michael!

[01:12:21] Wow, they're really hard about halfway.

[01:12:24] We're good.

[01:12:25] We descended from the mountains, bro.

[01:12:27] And the road is gone.

[01:12:29] The things are...

[01:12:31] I don't know if it's just like an overcast day.

[01:12:33] a little dustier down here it's it's a big very dusty down in the loans I'm

[01:12:39] covered in dust oh dude I love the 207 I actually might get a 207 tattoo on my

[01:12:48] Achilles tendon tattooed on our foreheads you hate that camera

[01:12:54] big conversation I have 10 years from now and my kids gonna go to dad why am I

[01:13:00] My name is 207 Auburn and I'm gonna sit and I'm gonna go kid.

[01:13:07] It's the most beautiful woman I've ever met in my life.

[01:13:12] Yo ARD, thank you for the prom.

[01:13:15] Thank you.

[01:13:16] It was a prom bro.

[01:13:18] Alright.

[01:13:19] Oh man, you.

[01:13:24] Hello.

[01:13:25] Where are you from?

[01:13:26] Man.

[01:13:27] Chihuahua.

[01:13:28] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:13:30] Zhu.

[01:13:31] Zhu.

[01:13:32] Zhu.

[01:13:32] Oh, Zhu R.

[01:13:34] Xi'an Zhu.

[01:13:35] No, no, no.

[01:13:36] No, no, no.

[01:13:37] No.

[01:13:37] Welcome to the...

[01:13:39] Oh, the...

[01:13:41] The reach around.

[01:13:42] The reach around.

[01:13:43] What's the name of this city?

[01:13:46] This city?

[01:13:47] Yeah.

[01:13:47] Zhu.

[01:13:48] Zhu.

[01:13:49] Nanan, you can say it.

[01:13:50] Zhu.

[01:13:51] You can say it.

[01:13:52] Zhu.

[01:13:53] I say it right.

[01:13:54] I thought I said it wrong.

[01:13:55] Nanting.

[01:13:56] Nanting.

[01:13:57] Can you keep talking to me?

[01:14:27] for you guys that not every conversation we have goes perfectly. Sometimes even our conversations

[01:14:33] can go kind of badly. I feel like people think that we nail every conversation because obviously

[01:14:39] these videos are heavily edited and Cam's probably putting into conversations where we're doing a

[01:14:45] really good job but not every time do we do a good job like sometimes the conversation goes bad you

[01:14:52] know. Yeah it's important to add in those parts and I hope he does add in some of those parts.

[01:14:57] Yeah. However few or far between they might be, it's important to let people know that they have it.

[01:15:04] It's a real part of the journey and we want to be an authentic, you know, duo here.

[01:15:08] Yeah, exactly. They're gonna keep it real.

[01:15:12] Well, sunshine and rainbows here.

[01:15:15] No, sometimes you shit all over yourself in the gas station. Okay.

[01:15:21] What's that path? What?

[01:15:22] At this, at this chunk, what was it called again?

[01:15:24] What she said girls man

[01:15:28] Why is it so hard to remember shit like I can't remember shit in Chinese it is hard to my short-term memory is like

[01:15:37] It's dust. It's genuine dust. It's a dust that we breathe in on down the road down here

[01:15:43] Let's eat this because we're hungry. We get stupid when we're hungry. Well, I get so much super hungry. I understand

[01:15:49] Hello, are we?

[01:15:51] From short time, hell yeah.

[01:15:53] I'm so excited.

[01:15:57] What did you eat?

[01:15:59] Chinese food.

[01:16:01] Chinese food?

[01:16:03] Chinese food.

[01:16:05] What did you eat?

[01:16:07] I had a dish.

[01:16:09] There's a dish, there's a stir-fried dish.

[01:16:11] There's a single plate,

[01:16:13] a single plate, there's a single plate.

[01:16:15] Ah, I'm not getting any of what you're saying.

[01:16:17] not getting any of what you're saying.

[01:16:19] Budo.

[01:16:20] What is this?

[01:16:21] This is the one.

[01:16:22] This is the one.

[01:16:23] This is the one.

[01:16:24] This is the one.

[01:16:25] This is the one.

[01:16:26] It's floating on the floor.

[01:16:27] It's like, oh, you can tell they didn't understand this thing.

[01:16:30] This is so good.

[01:16:31] Can I have that?

[01:16:32] Do you want noodles?

[01:16:33] Noodles.

[01:16:34] Oh, OK.

[01:16:35] What's your name?

[01:16:37] Kui noodles.

[01:16:38] Kui noodles.

[01:16:39] Oh, braised noodles.

[01:16:41] Kui noodles.

[01:16:42] Neuron.

[01:16:43] Neuron.

[01:16:44] Lamb.

[01:16:45] Lamb.

[01:16:46] Hahaha

[01:16:47] He won

[01:16:48] You won

[01:16:49] I like you

[01:16:51] Who fans me?

[01:16:52] Hahaha

[01:16:54] I like meat

[01:16:54] What do you think?

[01:16:56] I like meat

[01:16:57] Okay, okay, okay

[01:16:59] Okay

[01:17:00] Okay

[01:17:01] Okay

[01:17:01] Me too

[01:17:02] I try

[01:17:03] I don't know

[01:17:04] What can I do

[01:17:05] I try

[01:17:06] He is white

[01:17:07] He is a white person

[01:17:09] You are a white guy

[01:17:10] I will start with..

[01:17:11] This is the one

[01:17:12] No

[01:17:12] The new one

[01:17:13] The new one

[01:17:15] And I will take it for you

[01:17:16] I feel like it's probably going to be that spicy.

[01:17:18] I can't shoot at people with that dead face.

[01:17:20] He want me to talk.

[01:17:21] He want me to talk.

[01:17:22] He want me to talk.

[01:17:23] Why does the eyes so keep getting brighter and brighter on the camera?

[01:17:26] The micro cam.

[01:17:27] Yeah, I can tell that.

[01:17:28] Dude, it just keeps getting brighter.

[01:17:31] We own that.

[01:17:32] Okay, we fixed it.

[01:17:33] I need to snap the back.

[01:17:34] Oh my God, the flash thing.

[01:17:35] Because I remember that kid from kid day.

[01:17:37] My face when I remember kid from kid day.

[01:17:39] I miss precinct day.

[01:17:41] Yeah, I do miss when days are awesome and lit instead of stressful.

[01:17:44] No, that was good.

[01:17:45] That was bad. We crushed that they said as they were doing their handhelds through fucking like four yards getting their handheld at daycare

[01:17:52] You want being the one?

[01:17:55] Okay, who wants rice now? It has a little spice. It probably was

[01:18:02] Dang, it's heavy. Oh, it's great. Why is it crazy heavy? Do you think we're supposed to eat this?

[01:18:10] What this tastes like

[01:18:12] Do you know how many glomers we did or are we gonna see her again today?

[01:18:17] What? Is there probably a filling in there though?

[01:18:19] We can tell. We have to go a lot. I think it was about $1.15 because we're going down a mountain pass.

[01:18:24] I should be chillin' out though.

[01:18:26] Now that we're on the plains?

[01:18:28] Whoa!

[01:18:30] Cui mian.

[01:18:31] This does look awesome.

[01:18:33] Cui mian.

[01:18:35] Corn?

[01:18:37] Michael's meal?

[01:18:39] How about the way that corn looks is off-putting to me?

[01:18:43] Yeah, it's just been an eighth of corn.

[01:18:45] It looks like tea.

[01:18:46] Corn is so interesting.

[01:18:47] I mean, dude.

[01:18:48] The noodles are good, though.

[01:18:50] That's Joe Monument.

[01:18:51] That's medium spice America.

[01:18:52] Like, look at the corn in the middle.

[01:18:53] Look at all the teeth.

[01:18:54] That's the noodles, yeah.

[01:18:55] Oh, those are some white-ass noodles.

[01:18:56] They look delicious.

[01:18:57] Dude, the hardest thing to pick.

[01:18:58] You can't pick a one.

[01:18:59] You just have to...

[01:19:00] How am I going to pick up?

[01:19:01] You just have to cube.

[01:19:02] Dude.

[01:19:03] Dude.

[01:19:04] Dude.

[01:19:05] Dude.

[01:19:06] Dude.

[01:19:07] It's like, it's like, it's impossible to get one strand.

[01:19:13] This cannot be that hard.

[01:19:15] Oh my god.

[01:19:16] Wow, you guys tried your best.

[01:19:17] That's funny, that's funny.

[01:19:18] Yeah, that's awesome.

[01:19:19] That's pretty good.

[01:19:20] Michael's half Asian though.

[01:19:21] Yeah, only 115 miles today.

[01:19:22] Kilometers.

[01:19:23] Yeah.

[01:19:24] That's awesome.

[01:19:25] That's awesome.

[01:19:26] That's pretty good.

[01:19:27] Michael's half Asian though.

[01:19:28] Yeah, only 115 miles today.

[01:19:29] Kilometers.

[01:19:30] Yeah.

[01:19:31] That's awesome.

[01:19:32] 115 miles today

[01:19:35] Kilometers yeah way less we eat this we have full tanks of gas

[01:19:40] the rows of flat

[01:19:43] Three hours of driving will crush another 150 300 kilometers

[01:19:46] Yeah, I think it's driving just takes time

[01:19:49] And I think like we have good days and we feel like we've been a lot of progress

[01:19:53] But I think we keep underestimating how big China is

[01:19:55] mean you my gun

[01:19:57] Oh

[01:20:00] Very good. Very good. Very good.

[01:20:02] Very delicious.

[01:20:03] We are two people from China.

[01:20:06] We are going to eat some Chinese food from Guangzhou to Mongolia.

[01:20:14] I don't know. I don't know.

[01:20:15] No.

[01:20:18] What?

[01:20:19] How does he keep saying the same thing?

[01:20:21] He has to stop and think every time.

[01:20:24] Everyone is good tour.

[01:20:27] We are going to Erlian tour.

[01:20:31] Good tour.

[01:20:33] Mongolian tour.

[01:20:34] Erlian tour.

[01:20:36] You are still in Erlian.

[01:20:37] Erlian tour.

[01:20:38] He is not able to do it.

[01:20:39] I'm not able to find the time.

[01:20:41] How many years have you been in Erlian?

[01:20:43] How many years have you been in Erlian?

[01:20:44] How many years have you been there?

[01:20:45] I don't know.

[01:20:46] He is not able to speak.

[01:20:46] I don't know.

[01:20:47] I can't hear.

[01:20:47] How many kilometers are you going to Erlian?

[01:20:49] I don't know.

[01:20:51] What's the number?

[01:20:52] 9.

[01:20:53] Joe be 500 900 900

[01:21:00] Risky, thanks for 37 months. Oh

[01:21:05] Bracelet, yeah, so that's very nice

[01:21:11] They thought we were lying they thought I was we're saying things wrong dude when you altered and she said no

[01:21:17] that hurt me that hurt me more than any other denial that's ever happened hey

[01:21:24] um no hey we're going around on motorcycles in mongolia no no no it's

[01:21:32] gonna stand right the way it's the opposite yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it

[01:21:39] wouldn't be too far off from what we do to people yeah yeah yeah crazy a crazy

[01:21:46] he find yes because I trust her more she pulled up a map we didn't look at it

[01:21:49] we're looking at her brace it also definitely wasn't Aaron hot it was it

[01:21:53] was probably like the closest Mongolian you sure say I got lost in China it was

[01:21:57] it was the guy predicted 2,000 about 2,000 kilometers she said 900 kilometers

[01:22:04] okay okay okay fun game to play at home how many kilometers are away are we

[01:22:08] right now from just the Mongolian border the Mongolian board like the

[01:22:12] closest point yes one guy said 2000 one guy said when the lady said 900 what do

[01:22:16] you think I think she's right she blew the fucking map okay three two one we'll

[01:22:20] just say the number and then put the actual number on screen yeah okay okay

[01:22:23] okay three two one four hundred what I think they're both lying these four

[01:22:29] hundred flying and it's late we're getting there tonight I think they're

[01:22:34] both lying you just want to try to get that really ticket that you bought

[01:22:37] You're gonna have to call it. I'm just my girlfriend

[01:22:51] She was going to the other place they call Mongolia the like prefecture they call Mongolia, that's my concern

[01:22:59] That's my worry. Oh my god. That's definitely it. That's my worry. That's definitely it Michael

[01:23:07] It doesn't have to definitely be it.

[01:23:11] No, it could be it.

[01:23:14] There is a border province in China.

[01:23:19] What should we name this border province with Mongolia?

[01:23:22] What do you think we should name it?

[01:23:23] Mongolia.

[01:23:24] That's a great idea.

[01:23:26] Yeah, let's call it Mongolia.

[01:23:28] You ever notice how we go,

[01:23:29] M-Mangu Gua, M-Mangu Gua, M-Mangu Gua is because Gua is like country, like mei gua ren, American, mei gua, gua, you hear that a lot, zhong gua, so anyway, Mung Gua is what they call the province, but also the country, and we're definitely 900 fucking kilometers from the province, and we definitely have to go probably another 1,000 and through it, ha.

[01:23:53] Arley and hop to Arley and hop to

[01:24:02] Yeah, Michael we are lost. Hey guys, that's what we're fucking lost again. Oh, oh

[01:24:10] Oh

[01:24:11] We had so many days where it was just either and no problems

[01:24:16] Like yesterday was just 350 rock kilometers on the 207 no problem

[01:24:20] straight powered

[01:24:22] and today for the first time in a few days we lost the 207

[01:24:26] oh i don't know if this happened to us damn bro how do you lose a highway

[01:24:32] did it break it up or something we uh think that we're a little behind on progress so

[01:24:39] yeah it took a double whammy where we just found out we'd run 400 kilometers and then also we

[01:24:44] my bad i should i should have thought of that it brings us directly hopefully to it did you

[01:24:47] You see directly its other words route. It's just not the 207. I miss her. Yeah, I miss yourself fucking bush

[01:24:53] We come like a deity of sorts

[01:24:56] We're talking about getting a tattoo of her on our body today and we lost her

[01:25:00] She takes us so far. I want to get it on the smallest thing back

[01:25:04] But we'll find her we'll find well

[01:25:05] Look, they're gonna be a clicker gonna see in like for you two seconds for us 30 minutes or we get back on her

[01:25:12] Good news. It's sunny out

[01:25:14] Sun is out. Yeah. Hey, the Sun sounds a pretty good day. Yeah, real shit. That is a beautiful road. Yeah, it's nice

[01:25:21] It's beautiful road going the wrong way

[01:25:24] feeling

[01:25:25] Still good

[01:25:27] If you don't think about the whole journey and the goal and us probably failing great good

[01:25:33] Great day. This road is insane

[01:25:36] It's like the highest climb I've gone

[01:25:40] Probably ever

[01:25:42] Yeah, we really, really got up there. Okay, well...

[01:25:46] Okay, we got up the mountain, now we're going down the mountain.

[01:25:49] Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[01:25:50] Damn, beautiful last place to live.

[01:25:52] Shall we turn around?

[01:25:53] Oh, yeah.

[01:25:54] Whoa, is that... this looks like my...

[01:25:56] YEEEAH! I GOT A THUMBS UP! YEEEAH!

[01:25:59] YEEEAH! Okay, it was a good day!

[01:26:02] It's a good day. I think it's my first thumbs up on camera.

[01:26:06] And probably my third of the trip.

[01:26:08] And he's been trying. It's been really sad.

[01:26:10] How many people just ignore the thumb, bro?

[01:26:12] And I and I try to target just motorcycle drivers because I know the motor drivers don't care about us

[01:26:18] Okay, that was good. I feel good. Okay. Today's good day. We're gonna find out. I'm gonna take a retainer. Don't look

[01:26:24] Sure as nice. Oh my god. I know I don't I don't understand

[01:26:31] I don't understand it

[01:26:33] Sorry, should I talk to them?

[01:26:35] It feels weird off the land.

[01:26:37] Oh, let me sometimes.

[01:26:39] Why is that?

[01:26:41] Dude, that was way cooler than just taking the 207 down.

[01:26:43] Yeah, that wrote a rule.

[01:26:45] Oh, sorry, guys.

[01:26:47] It's Invisalign, not dentures, bro.

[01:26:49] Yeah, that road is fucking awesome.

[01:26:51] I think it's right. It's not dentures.

[01:26:53] Because this one's on our left.

[01:26:55] Yeah, we're getting off of Nones this way.

[01:26:57] Well, I think.

[01:26:59] Man, that was awesome.

[01:27:01] drive what a wow your boy up a gorgeous mountain down a gorgeous mountain

[01:27:10] through a freaking Mesopotamian village oh this is a crazy looking bit of scenery

[01:27:18] man with the fog maybe the Shaolin temple Shaolin temple isn't it

[01:27:26] It smells like a crazy side quest.

[01:27:38] They should go if there is air anyway.

[01:27:42] Whoa! They found somewhere cool.

[01:27:47] Wow! So many skulls!

[01:27:56] trying to get into this.

[01:27:57] All right, let's get this shot.

[01:27:59] We're at a Shaolin temple.

[01:28:02] Shaolin temple, I think.

[01:28:04] This is like, we're driving by and this is,

[01:28:06] we just got a shit ton of touristy things going on over here.

[01:28:10] Yeah, there's a bunch of cars stopped.

[01:28:12] Like a shit ton of sellers and...

[01:28:13] Like we were at some awesome shit

[01:28:15] and we didn't want to miss the awesome shit.

[01:28:17] Yeah, it really was like a fear of missing out kind of thing.

[01:28:20] Fama.

[01:28:21] Fama.

[01:28:22] Juga?

[01:28:23] Ah, look at that.

[01:28:24] Jikwama.

[01:28:25] Oh

[01:28:55] as cool as I think I look.

[01:28:57] Do you have, Val?

[01:28:58] Is that you?

[01:28:59] Do you have, Val?

[01:29:00] Do you have, Val?

[01:29:01] I'm Val.

[01:29:02] I hustled.

[01:29:03] I was a haggling her.

[01:29:05] I wonder what she said there.

[01:29:06] Because I haggled the shit out of that.

[01:29:09] Does the haggle look good, Val?

[01:29:10] Like, be honest.

[01:29:10] Like, because if it looks bad, I'll take it off.

[01:29:13] No, it looks good.

[01:29:14] It looks good?

[01:29:15] OK.

[01:29:16] Um.

[01:29:17] I'm sorry.

[01:29:18] It's OK.

[01:29:19] No, no, no, no.

[01:29:20] Fuck.

[01:29:22] I just heard a chumbling.

[01:29:23] It looks a little bit silly.

[01:29:24] It looks good.

[01:29:25] This is my place, I say. Fortale one monkey at a time.

[01:29:28] That was shallow.

[01:29:30] I feel like you're doing something like...

[01:29:31] Yeah, it is.

[01:29:40] He's making fun of me, isn't he?

[01:29:42] Oh!

[01:29:44] Wow!

[01:29:44] Oh!

[01:29:45] How much is it?

[01:29:46] Huh?

[01:29:47] How much is it?

[01:29:48] Ten dollars.

[01:29:49] Ten dollars is not good.

[01:29:50] Don't be like that.

[01:29:51] Oh, he's not falling for all the torches.

[01:29:53] I am fat American

[01:30:04] I am big

[01:30:18] What a big shirt?

[01:30:23] I'm not that big.

[01:30:25] How much is it?

[01:30:27] 60.

[01:30:27] 60?

[01:30:28] Yes.

[01:30:29] No, no, no.

[01:30:30] 60.

[01:30:31] No, no, no.

[01:30:32] How much is it?

[01:30:33] 60.

[01:30:34] How much is it?

[01:30:35] Oh my god, they're so aggressive.

[01:30:37] For XXL shirts, how much can I get?

[01:30:41] They're so aggressive.

[01:30:43] I...

[01:30:44] 100?

[01:30:44] I'll give you 90.

[01:30:46] It's 100 on the sticker price.

[01:30:49] Here, 60.

[01:30:50] Okay, okay.

[01:30:51] I'm gonna throw in 20, she's gonna yell,

[01:30:52] She's gonna yell me three two and

[01:30:58] Boom boom

[01:31:03] Yeah

[01:31:10] Archer

[01:31:14] No, I could book a son book a archer archer, okay

[01:31:22] Hi Gold!

[01:31:24] Where are you from?

[01:31:26] Oh, that's where I live.

[01:31:28] Oh!

[01:31:30] Is there something?

[01:31:32] Ma'am.

[01:31:34] Thank you.

[01:31:36] Stop him! Stop him!

[01:31:38] You can't do that!

[01:31:40] You can't!

[01:31:42] 25! 25!

[01:31:44] 25!

[01:31:46] This is hilarious!

[01:31:48] 23!

[01:31:50] Okay, bye-bye on motorbikes. We're going from holy shit

[01:31:57] long so to

[01:32:00] Mongolia south of China the Mongolia from south to north. Yes

[01:32:12] More than 1000

[01:32:14] actual Mongolia the country not to the Mongolian

[01:32:20] It's just about where it's in Mongolia.

[01:32:22] It's in China, Mongolia.

[01:32:23] Right, right.

[01:32:24] That's outside.

[01:32:25] Yeah, but outside Mongolia is about...

[01:32:27] It's Mongolia.

[01:32:28] Right.

[01:32:29] That's about a thousand kilometers?

[01:32:30] More.

[01:32:31] More.

[01:32:32] Is this the first fluent English speaker that they've met?

[01:32:34] One thousand is nothing here.

[01:32:35] Wait, one thousand of what?

[01:32:36] One thousand of what?

[01:32:37] One thousand of what?

[01:32:38] One thousand kilometers.

[01:32:39] One thousand kilometers.

[01:32:40] That's two.

[01:32:41] In Mongolia.

[01:32:42] So how is China good?

[01:32:43] Great.

[01:32:44] Very good people.

[01:32:45] I want to be here.

[01:32:46] Emmy would have given him bought it for 60.

[01:32:48] So you speak very well.

[01:32:49] I would have just had to run away dude. I would have had to run away. I fold too easily. Yeah, everyone's very nice

[01:33:04] We don't use it look so every app is blocked

[01:33:11] We don't allow ourselves to use any apps

[01:33:15] Yeah, it makes it harder for sure

[01:33:17] But it's a fun challenge.

[01:33:19] Going around trying to do it.

[01:33:21] It's been great. Enjoy.

[01:33:23] Yeah, thank you. Have a good one.

[01:33:25] So what's he gonna do with that?

[01:33:27] Guess who got 41 off?

[01:33:29] We need to start driving.

[01:33:31] Huh? We need to drive now.

[01:33:33] I got 41 off this.

[01:33:35] He said it's more than a thousand Ks.

[01:33:37] Michael wants to go home and see Lily.

[01:33:39] He's so much more than a thousand Ks.

[01:33:41] And you know what he did?

[01:33:43] I'm sick of you Ludwig Ludwig Ludwig.

[01:33:45] We have to drive

[01:33:49] How do you how much you get for the shirt Michael in life you must slow down

[01:33:54] How much was it?

[01:33:55] 60 actually a hundred is what her sticker price was would you get it out to you 23?

[01:34:01] 23 I farted you guys landed on

[01:34:04] I fought her bro, and now you have a teacher

[01:34:08] Or anyone you know

[01:34:10] No, it's a gift for kitty. She loves large shirts

[01:34:12] And nothing will quit

[01:34:14] That's a dress for cutie

[01:34:16] Huh?

[01:34:18] Time to haggle?

[01:34:20] You can't, you can't keep it

[01:34:22] Ah,表演

[01:34:24] 25

[01:34:26] 25

[01:34:28] 15

[01:34:30] 15

[01:34:32] 35

[01:34:34] 25

[01:34:36] We are friends!

[01:34:38] Oh friends!

[01:34:40] Is this really his friend?

[01:34:42] How kind!

[01:34:44] Are you sure?

[01:34:46] Are you sure?

[01:34:48] Are you sure?

[01:34:50] No, it's not.

[01:34:52] It's not.

[01:34:56] Oh, it spins.

[01:35:02] It's a magnet.

[01:35:04] It's a magnet.

[01:35:06] Is it small?

[01:35:08] I'm recording recording recording.

[01:35:10] Hold on.

[01:35:12] They always stop him from walking away.

[01:35:14] He knows, dude.

[01:35:16] I'm impressed watching this.

[01:35:18] I could never.

[01:35:20] I could never.

[01:35:22] One touch, thanks for the 11 months.

[01:35:26] He stopped him again!

[01:35:28] 35.

[01:35:30] He's fully turned his back and they keep going every time.

[01:35:34] Bye bye.

[01:35:37] Four bucks for dollars

[01:35:51] It's a fridge magnet not connect them

[01:35:56] No, well, he's saved $15. Yeah

[01:36:01] But it has copper it has copper in it

[01:36:03] What's that? Cup hair. It comes from the ground.

[01:36:06] Let me see it.

[01:36:08] Where's the copper?

[01:36:11] She did not say it.

[01:36:12] Where is it?

[01:36:13] Because that doesn't look like copper.

[01:36:15] She didn't, they did not come up in the-

[01:36:17] I think there's, they're in there.

[01:36:19] Did not come up in the conversation, now that they think about this.

[01:36:23] Apparently this is what's in there by the way.

[01:36:25] That's pretty cool.

[01:36:25] That is kind of cool.

[01:36:26] We could go, we'd have to stay here tonight though.

[01:36:29] Yeah.

[01:36:30] I mean, that's not a horrible idea.

[01:36:31] It's not. It's not.

[01:36:33] Because we are far from all of them.

[01:36:35] We are far from all of them?

[01:36:37] Michael's bringing up any of these like Ludwig.

[01:36:39] Check it out. Oops, it's tomorrow's problem.

[01:36:41] Day 11, Michael and Ludwig will figure that out.

[01:36:43] I mean, it's up to you. I'm down a drive.

[01:36:45] But what if right now, we let's say here,

[01:36:47] tomorrow we can start at early, like 9am.

[01:36:49] Oh, you're like a really sharp.

[01:36:51] And then we cover more crowd that way.

[01:36:53] Can I go in? I'm an American.

[01:36:55] I don't know where the ticket is.

[01:36:57] But if I could just go in a little bit

[01:36:59] Uh, to the temple though, I'd be swell.

[01:37:01] No, but look at the hat. See the hat?

[01:37:04] No, yeah, no, no, 21.

[01:37:07] W-Dub.

[01:37:08] They have tickets.

[01:37:10] How do they have tickets?

[01:37:12] How are they letting people in but they don't sell tickets?

[01:37:18] I'm starting to think there's not even fucking copper in the magnet.

[01:37:21] You know what? It's probably good.

[01:37:23] Let's just fucking, we can crush up the road

[01:37:25] and we can stay somewhere insignificant.

[01:37:28] So, even though I wanted to stay at the Shaolin temple, I could tell that we should continue our journey to Mongolia.

[01:37:36] And that maybe, just maybe, it wasn't the right thing to stay at this tourist destination trap.

[01:37:43] Maybe, someday we would make it to Mongolia, just as the Shaolin monks made it to this temple.

[01:37:51] That's what I'll do.

[01:37:52] I used my arc of showin' sense to discover that Meglumrend was talking to me.

[01:38:00] Okay, here's the problem.

[01:38:05] How do I bring this with me on my journey?

[01:38:11] What is it?

[01:38:12] I don't know how to pack the hat.

[01:38:14] Do you just put it on your helmet?

[01:38:16] And then...

[01:38:18] Maybe.

[01:38:19] You can't pass it to us.

[01:38:21] Oh, it was back.

[01:38:23] It'll be like a sail.

[01:38:25] Actually, I think the wind will flow through it.

[01:38:27] We reached the next major town.

[01:38:29] Yeah, unfortunately,

[01:38:31] the Shaolin Temple Hotel,

[01:38:33] crazy thing to say, is closed.

[01:38:35] Yeah, this is the wise decision.

[01:38:37] We could stay here, but I think we experienced

[01:38:39] all we needed to with the ancient art

[01:38:41] of Shaolin haggling.

[01:38:43] Yeah, not a lot of people talk about it,

[01:38:45] but it was one of the mainstays.

[01:38:47] the Chinese art of driving alongside trucks and trying not to die. I guess I could just put it in front of me like this.

[01:38:56] Yeah, that actually kind of works.

[01:38:58] It'll cut the way out. Yeah, it's a winery. All right, here's my new look.

[01:39:03] Enjoy it, because this is what you're gonna see for the next 50 kilometers.

[01:39:07] There's definitely copper in it, by the way. How do you know that? Because she said it. Oh!

[01:39:11] Oh, she wouldn't lie to me to sell an object to her friends.

[01:39:16] If that's not right, God strike me down and let me sons of Anarchy myself to redeem from my poor eyes.

[01:39:22] But I don't, is it 207?

[01:39:25] It's 208?

[01:39:28] What?

[01:39:29] Oh, okay, I think it's 40.

[01:39:31] Oh, that left paddle is way shorter.

[01:39:34] An older sister.

[01:39:36] It's 208.

[01:39:38] 207, you never told me about 208.

[01:39:40] We never told you about a less travel.

[01:39:44] Can you pass?

[01:39:45] Wait!

[01:39:46] What?

[01:39:47] Oh, there she is!

[01:39:49] Baby girl, our eyes never just have been the same.

[01:39:52] That's too low, 7!

[01:39:53] She's finished!

[01:39:55] We've been 100 kilometers of up and down roads since we last saw a sign confirming we were on this road.

[01:40:02] Let's fucking go!

[01:40:04] And it was all to the 2 of 7 in the sky.

[01:40:07] Do you think her older sister 208 goes straight to Ari and Haltua?

[01:40:11] It does!

[01:40:13] We have to go to it.

[01:40:15] Oh god.

[01:40:17] I forgot the holes!

[01:40:19] The Potholes in 207!

[01:40:21] I forgot about the holes.

[01:40:23] This is it, this is the run.

[01:40:25] Oh the 207, yeah! This is it, man!

[01:40:27] This is it, this is it.

[01:40:29] Holy shit, this is a fucked up road!

[01:40:31] Oh my god!

[01:40:33] What like a dinosaur scallop?

[01:40:35] It makes sense, it makes sense.

[01:40:38] Oh yeah.

[01:40:39] Oh yeah, okay.

[01:40:40] Yeah, no, the one made of chin dynasty slabs.

[01:40:43] Yeah, yeah, that's perfect, that's the guy.

[01:40:46] Have you lowkey been like feeling

[01:40:47] that's the best thing ever to listen to?

[01:40:49] No, Jeff Dunney, thanks for so much.

[01:40:51] I don't know.

[01:40:53] I got it that time.

[01:40:54] No, like 207, I think it's the 207.

[01:40:56] Oh, like it crisscrosses us.

[01:40:58] Yeah, I think it's like,

[01:41:00] do you feel like we see it kind of a lot?

[01:41:02] We've seen it so much. I feel like the 317 is like, you know, yeah, kind of the Batman to the Bruce Wayne of the 207.

[01:41:10] Yeah, just like the Chris Cross. And I honestly, if I had to build a map that made that happen, I couldn't do it in my head.

[01:41:16] I'll tell you that much.

[01:41:17] We've been riding on the 317, which we have been calling the Secret 207, the Batman to the 207's Bruce Wayne.

[01:41:29] But I think we just switched to the 208.

[01:41:31] To the 208, we're actually gonna betray her for the 208.

[01:41:35] We're actually gonna have the 208.

[01:41:36] Leaving her for her older sister.

[01:41:39] That's so messed up.

[01:41:40] I don't know, I get it.

[01:41:42] It's not like the craziest thing to do.

[01:41:44] Actual drama.

[01:41:45] Dude, and it just kinda looks and smells like her.

[01:41:49] Just kinda is the same, but different.

[01:41:52] Oh, I mean, I guess we're on the 208 now.

[01:41:54] Very very weird.

[01:41:55] What if it just turns into the 208?

[01:41:56] What if the 207, like upgrades and cars are into the 208?

[01:41:59] We're on the 208 now?

[01:42:01] It's northbound, we're not going to complain about it. We are looking for a hotel though, because it is dusk.

[01:42:06] It's becoming nighttime and it's not so fun to drive with the trucks, and it's not so fun to drive at night, but driving with the trucks at night is way less painful.

[01:42:14] Bad duo, but I think we're like, still 40 kilometers out from a city big enough to have a hotel.

[01:42:22] I've never seen that before. Just cross it out. What the fuck happened to Gong Yi?

[01:42:26] He got blown away off.

[01:42:28] I don't know why that edit looks like a piece of the sign falling off to be scared the shit out of me, I'm such a...

[01:42:36] Hell yeah.

[01:42:37] Natural selection's gonna come from this someday, bro.

[01:42:39] Place looks nice.

[01:42:40] We saved a lot of money on certain things that we bought today.

[01:42:47] Like what?

[01:42:49] Just stuff.

[01:42:50] I can't get any of that.

[01:42:52] Oh, what we all... uh, y'all just...

[01:42:55] You go bugging.

[01:42:56] That was it.

[01:42:57] All the track and footage looks like this.

[01:43:00] Crazy, honest, I don't know what to do with it.

[01:43:02] Ah, is this it?

[01:43:04] Ah!

[01:43:05] Ah, that one.

[01:43:07] That's it.

[01:43:08] And it smells fuckin' awesome.

[01:43:11] So we're at a hot spring hotel, and Michael goes,

[01:43:13] where is this in points of the TV?

[01:43:16] And then she picked up the remote and then showed him how to use the remote.

[01:43:19] She said, this is how you go up a channel.

[01:43:22] So you press OK.

[01:43:23] Can you follow me?

[01:43:24] Do you understand, buggy?

[01:43:26] Do you really understand?

[01:43:28] You get it?

[01:43:29] You get it?

[01:43:30] You look fucking cool, you're fucking cool.

[01:43:31] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, shit.

[01:43:34] Fuck.

[01:43:35] Oh.

[01:43:35] There's a small part.

[01:43:36] Dirty little jet.

[01:43:37] Oh.

[01:43:38] Kim, that was directed at you.

[01:43:39] We're going to the hot spring.

[01:43:41] Wow.

[01:43:41] And then we're going to eat.

[01:43:42] OK, you ready?

[01:43:43] I'm going to change into my hot spring.

[01:43:45] So aggressive.

[01:43:53] Oh.

[01:43:55] Alright guys, playing in my home, who is crazier?

[01:43:57] Here's my fit today, this is what I'm wearing,

[01:43:59] who's having outfits, who's outfits better?

[01:44:02] This is my fit, this is my host fit.

[01:44:03] You look like these spots.

[01:44:06] Those clothes concerned.

[01:44:08] Can you put it in?

[01:44:09] Alright.

[01:44:10] Can you eat?

[01:44:13] Do you want meat?

[01:44:16] What's your favourite dish?

[01:44:17] My favourite dish?

[01:44:19] It's your opinion.

[01:44:20] The at time is relatively long.

[01:44:22] Mine's longer?

[01:44:25] Beef polyester sauce.

[01:44:27] Can you enjoy spicy dishes?

[01:44:30] Yes, please eat spicy dishes.

[01:44:31] Oh, yeah, fine.

[01:44:32] Can you have fried inspirational prisoners?

[01:44:35] Yes, we can.

[01:44:36] Perfect.

[01:44:37] We can eat in the room.

[01:44:38] We can eat in the room.

[01:44:39] The third floor.

[01:44:40] The third floor.

[01:44:41] I can also eat in the room.

[01:44:43] You can eat in the room.

[01:44:44] You can eat in my room.

[01:44:48] Oh, right.

[01:44:48] Okay.

[01:44:49] I'll put them in your room.

[01:44:50] Okay.

[01:44:51] I'll put them in your room.

[01:44:52] Dude, it looks really good.

[01:44:54] Oh my god.

[01:44:56] That looks incredible.

[01:44:58] Oh, in the block choice.

[01:45:00] Wow.

[01:45:01] That's right.

[01:45:03] Dude, thank god they started showing the food. Oh my god.

[01:45:07] That was really good.

[01:45:09] That was really good.

[01:45:11] The bok choy taste is yummy.

[01:45:13] Mmm.

[01:45:14] Okay.

[01:45:14] Dude, the peppers look so good.

[01:45:17] Mmm.

[01:45:19] Did you DM the editor?

[01:45:21] I'm doing like a little bok choy.

[01:45:23] You can eat it with rice in your mouth.

[01:45:24] See, I think I know how to eat food.

[01:45:26] It's good.

[01:45:26] Mmm.

[01:45:27] I think the rice will put it in your mouth when you chew that.

[01:45:30] No, not like when you ate that spice by the way.

[01:45:33] So you grab two fucking chopstick bowls of rice to cover it up.

[01:45:37] You got a little spice and you want a rice rice.

[01:45:40] Mmmmm.

[01:45:41] What's up?

[01:45:42] I'm sorry.

[01:45:43] Thank you for your ass.

[01:45:44] Yummy.

[01:45:45] Thank you for your ass.

[01:45:46] Look at that.

[01:45:47] Thank you for your...

[01:45:48] I don't know.

[01:45:49] Thank you for your ass.

[01:45:50] You got your number?

[01:45:51] Oh, really?

[01:45:52] Me all of you?

[01:45:53] This is...

[01:45:54] Meal of it. This is Us Come Meal Eye from Yee-Yang Hot Springs.

[01:46:01] It's gotta be hard to clap with your feet, right?

[01:46:03] Actually, I have beef meal roll with a little bit of spice and meat fond tonight.

[01:46:08] You ready?

[01:46:09] E. R. Son. Eight-Six.

[01:46:12] We haven't had a match yet.

[01:46:14] You know, it's good for not looking into each other's eyes.

[01:46:16] You're looking into the camera.

[01:46:17] Last time we used to look into each other's eyes.

[01:46:19] We'll try again.

[01:46:20] Three, two, one, eight-seven.

[01:46:23] Damn, I blow ass.

[01:46:26] I can't.

[01:46:27] There's no sound.

[01:46:28] All right, dude.

[01:46:29] We're going to eat food.

[01:46:30] We're going to eat boba.

[01:46:31] Do you know?

[01:46:32] We're trying to go to the hot spring.

[01:46:34] They don't have towels.

[01:46:35] We both wet our hairs and the hosts that.

[01:46:38] Well, y'all can clap with your feet.

[01:46:41] You have to jump like he did.

[01:46:45] I don't.

[01:46:46] It's not really going to make a difference, is it?

[01:46:50] Yes.

[01:46:51] What?

[01:46:52] Okay, it's not it does not throw his is like a thunder clap

[01:47:02] Paper Mario men can not women

[01:47:07] So it's gender that separates us from being able to clap

[01:47:11] Why would a woman be able to clap with their feet because they're smaller?

[01:47:17] I don't understand

[01:47:22] It's the hips what? I don't understand

[01:47:34] Like the Obama chia pets

[01:47:39] And now it's soaked so anything you would have tried is fucking gone from it, bro

[01:47:45] The four inches of my body would have dried gone forever

[01:47:49] It's actually a small

[01:47:52] It's actually got a little smaller.

[01:47:57] It's genuinely a washcloth.

[01:48:00] It's genuinely a washcloth to wash like dishes.

[01:48:03] Wash your body off.

[01:48:08] Are you fucking stupid?

[01:48:11] Okay, you guys are fucking thinking you're stupid.

[01:48:13] Can you come and show them the bath towels?

[01:48:15] That they provide in their own hotel room?

[01:48:18] Look at her. Also, the money we used in this bathroom is like a giant shit.

[01:48:22] This is what the game is about, but it beats the towel.

[01:48:29] Here you go.

[01:48:30] Oh.

[01:48:31] No, I'm driving so fast.

[01:48:33] Reduce the washing of textiles and cherish water resources.

[01:48:36] Okay.

[01:48:37] Cherish water resources?

[01:48:38] Well, they haven't even opened it.

[01:48:39] Maybe it's not that bad.

[01:48:41] I don't believe the single-use towel and the single-use plastic holding the towel is better

[01:48:46] than the washer.

[01:48:47] Am I crazy for that?

[01:48:48] I think it's not better than the washroom.

[01:48:49] I can't be crazy for that.

[01:48:51] Should we just go to the hot spring and fucking?

[01:48:52] Just open it!

[01:48:53] What?

[01:48:55] And bring that, and then use what to fucking shower?

[01:49:01] Well, if it was scientists, you would figure it out.

[01:49:04] OK, we used the bed sheet of one of the beds

[01:49:07] to drop it in the same bed.

[01:49:08] Not a horrible idea.

[01:49:10] Now that's a fucking thing.

[01:49:11] OK, there's girls in chat saying they tried to clap

[01:49:14] with their feet and did not clap.

[01:49:16] So is it really just a men versus women thing?

[01:49:19] Women can't clap with their feet.

[01:49:22] I need some men to try to clap with their feet

[01:49:24] and see if it's true, or if Michael's just really good at it.

[01:49:27] I can't, I don't believe you.

[01:49:36] What?

[01:49:39] There's no, what?

[01:49:42] I think she said, she's gonna clap.

[01:49:43] Okay, nevermind, I'm not gonna read the rest of the ads.

[01:49:46] I can kind of feel like it's not loud like how he did it like it's not like this but he get Michael can do this with his feet

[01:50:14] Jump I'm not doing that. I'm not jumping doing the clap. I'm not doing that. I

[01:50:26] Need a girl I need a girl to try it and tell us if she jumps and if it

[01:50:31] her feet clap

[01:50:32] Love like thunder

[01:50:35] Cuz I'm not doing that

[01:50:39] No, Quentin they for the gift sub

[01:50:44] We were renting a movie and then Michael went to take a shower.

[01:50:48] I didn't realize.

[01:50:51] What the fuck?

[01:50:52] That's one of those sexy fog mirrors.

[01:50:54] I'll go. Thanks for 38 months.

[01:50:56] I need to see everything.

[01:50:58] While I enjoy that, let me tell you, you can enjoy its invincible verses.

[01:51:02] Guys, the game comes out April 30th, playtests.

[01:51:05] I agree. That's the third three fighters with all the invisible characters.

[01:51:08] You know, we love the link in the description.

[01:51:10] And anyway, boys, we're going to bed.

[01:51:12] Bed time. See you tomorrow. We're halfway done. Isn't that sad?

[01:51:18] It's halfway done. I think they're past halfway.

[01:51:27] Oh, yeah, they're definitely gonna make it. They're definitely gonna make it.

[01:51:31] They're in a groove now, too. The past two days were their best days so far.

[01:51:36] Yeah, they're gonna do it for sure. Yeah, I mean they're close to halfway.

[01:51:42] yesterday too. Yeah. Very cool. Good episode. No new one out yet. So I guess I will watch it next time. I guess.

[01:51:59] Oh, it's our backyard.

[01:52:01] It's inside the budge. That scared the shit out of me.

[01:52:05] What is this? This is right outside my room. I want to see it.

[01:52:12] Oh my god.

[01:52:16] Oh!

[01:52:17] Wait, wait, there's little like,

[01:52:18] wait, that's literally the bush right outside my window.

[01:52:21] That's why.

[01:52:24] Wait, there's little birds!

[01:52:26] No, wait.

[01:52:27] I didn't mean to.

[01:52:29] I didn't know.

[01:52:30] I'll leave.

[01:52:32] Goodbye.

[01:52:34] Wait, dude, okay.

[01:52:36] No, this actually makes perfect sense now

[01:52:38] because for the last,

[01:52:40] I want to say like a month, but maybe it's not a month, maybe it's less or maybe it's

[01:52:45] more.

[01:52:46] Every, every morning at like 9am, there's a bird like screaming right outside my room.

[01:52:52] It goes, ee!

[01:52:53] Ee!

[01:52:54] Ee!

[01:52:55] Ee!

[01:52:56] And I was like, what is wrong with this bird?

[01:52:58] It's there every single day at the same time, so it must have, it must have been the mama

[01:53:02] bird building the nest.

[01:53:05] Oh my gosh.

[01:53:07] Wait, yeah, wait, can I set up a bird cam?

[01:53:10] Wait, that's a good idea, but I wouldn't want to disturb the birds. Oh, I can ask Jacob if he thinks that's possible

[01:53:17] Hold on. Let me message him

[01:53:21] Hello Jacob

[01:53:40] My chat asked if we can try to set up a non-disruptive camera so they can see when the eggs hatch.

[01:53:58] Oh yeah, I can put the bird cam in the corner on the 24-7 channel perhaps.

[01:54:06] Ooh, wait, that's so exciting.

[01:54:09] Shiny, thanks for the six months.

[01:54:11] How cute!

[01:54:11] I'm so primed.

[01:54:13] But yeah, we want to be careful not to disturb the nest

[01:54:16] in any way.

[01:54:18] But we can probably set up a camera far away and then

[01:54:21] zoom it in, I think.

[01:54:22] I think that that won't be difficult to do.

[01:54:26] We just don't want to place it inside the bush.

[01:54:29] Definitely not.

[01:54:30] Yeah.

[01:54:32] Yeah, for sure.

[01:54:34] Oh, little baby birds.

[01:54:35] That's so cute.

[01:54:37] Oh, very, very cute.

[01:54:41] This is the first thing I saw when I opened the website.

[01:54:52] What does this mean?

[01:54:54] What does this mean?

[01:54:57] What does this mean?

[01:55:00] Well, all right then.

[01:55:04] I wish that the next episode of TipSip was out today, but well, I will watch it tomorrow then before I start um

[01:55:11] My

[01:55:12] Ada Wong DLC playthrough. I'm gonna start my gaming stuff now

[01:55:17] I'm probably I'm gonna do my sponsor first and then I will do more CS arc today. I need to pee

[01:55:23] I will be right back. Holy shit. Wait. Oh my god

[01:55:26] Car top badger, thank you for the 50 gifted, thank you!

[01:55:33] Wait, thank you car top badger.

[01:55:35] Very interesting name, thank you.

[01:55:38] Thank you W's and hearts for badger, thank you so much.

[01:55:42] Thank you, it's so nice.

[01:55:44] Wow, thank you so much.

[01:55:46] Oh yeah, I will try DDR again today later

[01:55:48] and I will not eat right before going to play this time.

[01:55:52] Okay, one second let me open up the game. I'm gonna OP real quick. I'll be right back.

[01:56:00] Thank you Gen Badger, thank you Talort. I'll be right back.

[01:56:52] Oh, I'm sorry, I got the saddle.

[01:57:22] I'm just a bad beginning.

[01:57:25] Sorry.

[01:57:27] Sorry.

[01:57:29] OK.

[01:57:32] I'm starting the game from the beginning.

[01:57:38] OK.

[01:57:38] Da-da-da-da-do.

[01:57:40] Da-da-da-da-da-do.

[01:57:43] Da-da-da-da-da-do.

[01:57:46] From the beginning, because I haven't played it

[01:57:48] from the beginning before.

[01:57:50] The last function that I did was that group stream.

[01:57:53] So I didn't really know how to play during that.

[01:57:56] Camera is tilted again.

[01:57:57] Oh my gosh, it is.

[01:58:00] What the heck?

[01:58:02] OK.

[01:58:03] Let me pin this.

[01:58:06] Excuse me.

[01:58:10] Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.

[01:58:20] I don't think I will be able to get myself out if I do that.

[01:58:43] Wow, isn't it?

[01:58:50] How's the sound now? Is it okay?

[01:58:53] Is it good? Or no?

[01:58:56] Back on the chamber? No! I won't do that this time. It's still loud.

[01:59:01] I'll just do it a little bit quieter then.

[01:59:04] That's good.

[01:59:07] That's good.

[01:59:08] They'll be good in-game. Okay, if it's still a mess-up in-game, I'll just, um, I will just

[01:59:15] fix it there, I suppose.

[01:59:24] Okay, I'm sorry for the beginning.

[01:59:27] And I selected the hardest difficulty because they were telling me that that's a very satisfying

[01:59:33] difficulty for people who like souls games and and I picked the the Chinese voiceover

[01:59:41] because to me it is very immersive

[01:59:51] but I feel like for games like this it's better because when they translate the Chinese

[01:59:55] proverbs it always sounds kind of it just doesn't have the same aura in English because we don't

[02:00:01] don't really say things like that in America because we're just not philosophers, I don't

[02:00:08] know.

[02:00:09] What's this?

[02:00:10] It looks like an English proverb.

[02:00:13] An apple twice a day keeps the doctor away.

[02:00:17] Imagine a Chinese wise man saying that, an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

[02:00:25] Amazing.

[02:00:26] Am I playing on a controller?

[02:00:30] I wanted to try a keyboard for this

[02:00:34] Okay, also, um, my character I made it in the crater it looked good in the crater, but now she looks like mega mind

[02:00:44] So I think I need to remake my character a little bit, too

[02:00:49] Yeah, I might do the face scan but the last time I did the face scan it looks weird. Oh

[02:00:54] Maybe I could do face scans of other people

[02:00:57] Do you think or should I should I do myself again, but when I did myself it was a weird

[02:01:07] Oh mysterious man

[02:01:20] Okay, I will throw my

[02:01:23] Okay, I'll fix it after this

[02:01:25] Do you as fan he is superior anyways, okay, I don't know what you mean by that

[02:01:35] What did you create I don't know if the face is like

[02:01:41] It's like

[02:01:46] It's like scrunch down

[02:01:48] I don't know.

[02:01:52] They scan your new wife, Emily.

[02:01:54] Okay, sure.

[02:01:56] I've been playing this game for a while and it's so big you'll get addicted for sure.

[02:01:59] Yeah, when it came out, a lot of people asked me to play it.

[02:02:02] But that was around the time that a lot of stuff was coming out.

[02:02:12] You can also adjust the playback speed.

[02:02:15] You can play it at Tiktok Brain Rot Speed, see?

[02:02:21] Put her in the game, yes.

[02:02:26] Yes.

[02:02:31] Yes.

[02:02:33] Make it 4x? I don't think I can. Oh, you can! Oh, I know you can make it 3x.

[02:02:38] If my character looks so bad, I will fix it.

[02:02:47] Don't worry.

[02:02:48] Don't worry.

[02:02:49] Hold your breath!

[02:02:51] The speed of the wind is 35%.

[02:02:55] Press 1.

[02:02:57] That's a great attack!

[02:02:59] Okay.

[02:03:09] How do I do it?

[02:03:11] How do I do it?

[02:03:13] It's dead eye. Oh, true!

[02:03:15] It's like dead eye. Okay, let's see.

[02:03:19] Okay, okay, here we go image. Oh my gosh read instruction. It said press one

[02:03:32] Not you guys but me

[02:03:34] Okay, I will take a photo and then it's probably look weird. Maybe I'll try Emily

[02:03:42] Bro, I look so fucking weird today

[02:03:49] Why am I moving my hair?

[02:03:55] That's not okay.

[02:03:57] No.

[02:03:58] Oh god, okay, whatever, I'm just going to sign one.

[02:04:19] OK, I got a picture.

[02:04:23] Now let me open it up and save it.

[02:04:39] Storage permission?

[02:04:40] Oh, there we go.

[02:04:45] My photo is under review.

[02:04:47] And now we wait.

[02:04:49] Do the voice one?

[02:04:51] Uh, OK, I'll do the voice one too.

[02:05:13] Failed to analyze!

[02:05:15] Oh, oh, um.

[02:05:19] Um.

[02:05:23] Hmm, I don't know, why does it look so sad?

[02:05:30] Let me try the voice.

[02:05:37] Life's better with wolfs and wags.

[02:05:41] Why would it say, wolfs and wags?

[02:05:45] life's better with wolfs and wags

[02:05:50] I need to do it again

[02:05:53] hold on

[02:05:57] I said it too aggressively

[02:06:01] Alikensound, Kindred and Spirit

[02:06:07] water

[02:06:13] What the fuck happened to my character's face?

[02:06:18] What? Wait, what just happened?

[02:06:23] Wait, is it supposed to be based off the voice? They make the face?

[02:06:27] It's just with a child's face, yet centuries of wisdom.

[02:06:31] Are you unwilling or still on the right path?

[02:06:34] Try to sound happier? Okay, okay, okay. Um...

[02:06:39] One mind, endless insights.

[02:06:43] Did that sound happy?

[02:06:45] What?

[02:06:46] It's a fire!

[02:06:47] She has whiskers!

[02:06:48] Okay, but actually I don't hate this face.

[02:06:53] I don't hate it, but I mean it's better than the other face that I had, I guess.

[02:07:04] The game thinks you're a fur- why did it give me whiskers?

[02:07:09] This is perfect for you.

[02:07:11] Oh my god.

[02:07:13] Um, should I keep it or should I keep going because I want to play too, so I don't want

[02:07:24] to spend too much time.

[02:07:26] Keep it.

[02:07:27] Okay.

[02:07:29] Oh, I can change stuff though.

[02:07:35] I don't really like the lipstick.

[02:07:37] I think it's too dark.

[02:07:40] Okay.

[02:07:42] This is fine, I guess.

[02:07:47] What?

[02:07:48] Oh, wait!

[02:07:49] Um...

[02:07:50] Um...

[02:07:51] Um...

[02:07:52] What do I need?

[02:07:53] Alright, what do I need?

[02:07:58] Water lady's script.

[02:08:03] Alright, what do I need?

[02:08:11] Water Lady script.

[02:08:16] Wait, I can't afford to change it.

[02:08:22] And it's in-game currency.

[02:08:24] Uh, wait, can I at least...

[02:08:28] Oh, plan saved.

[02:08:30] Wait, I can't save the face! No! I have to go back to being scoffed!

[02:08:37] Well, I guess I have to fix it later. I need 200 J's. Swipe it. I don't think that I can.

[02:08:43] I think I have to play the game. Scarecrow! Thank you, the surgery failed. Yeah, they

[02:08:50] just performed plastic surgery on me, but they have to undo it now because I'm too poor.

[02:08:55] So yeah, well, we'll have to come back, I guess.

[02:09:02] Can I really not save it?

[02:09:05] Maybe if I share it, I don't know.

[02:09:13] Well, we'll have to come, oh God, it's horrible!

[02:09:18] Okay, it's fine, we'll do quests and stuff.

[02:09:21] I'm gonna get you.

[02:09:23] I'm gonna get you.

[02:09:30] Horrible. Horrible.

[02:09:34] Are you ready?

[02:09:36] I'm gonna do an archer-ho shoot.

[02:09:46] Oh, dead eye!

[02:09:51] Oh wait I got some echo jades okay so let's see how do I see how do I see how many

[02:10:11] Jades that I have.

[02:10:18] I have 50, okay.

[02:10:30] I need 200 of these and then we can make my character not ugly.

[02:10:35] What do you mean by that?

[02:10:45] What's wrong with her?

[02:10:51] Accurate to real life, huh?

[02:10:56] What do you mean by that?

[02:11:00] What?

[02:11:01] Why?

[02:11:01] You can't see now.

[02:11:03] Well, I think I don't have that.

[02:11:05] You're getting a lot louder again.

[02:11:07] Uh, I will fix it.

[02:11:09] Uh.

[02:11:11] Oh, why?

[02:11:12] Yeah, it did reset.

[02:11:13] That's strange.

[02:11:19] See, look!

[02:11:21] Look!

[02:11:24] Whoa, I got a pigeon.

[02:11:30] I

[02:11:32] Jump down or will I die?

[02:11:36] Damn you can jump a million times in the air

[02:11:41] Wow what a pretty game. Oh by the way guys this game is free to play reminder

[02:11:47] hashtag sponsored

[02:11:52] Collect these stuff I get more J's now

[02:12:00] First off in three days, you can add this.

[02:12:01] World map!

[02:12:04] Amazing.

[02:12:09] Very cool.

[02:12:11] First time chatter.

[02:12:12] Put that forehead out of our faces.

[02:12:20] What?

[02:12:26] What's wrong with my forehead?

[02:12:30] Don't listen to them, Emmy. Decent forehead, you got. 50 Jades, my Haggle. I'm so stingy,

[02:12:45] I've been starving for three days, waiting for fate to bring you to me. Now I'll ask

[02:12:49] for a little mundane trifling. Trifles that too much to ask.

[02:13:00] You want me to kill a bear?

[02:13:05] I'm getting the book for free.

[02:13:10] Say ends of the earth ends of the park will give you maps of the world.

[02:13:16] Oh you hear that song?

[02:13:21] Why is it always a bear in every game?

[02:13:27] trying to get that that a beehive. The bear seems to know martial arts. What the heck?

[02:13:37] Watch the black bear closely, press the comprehend button at the right time when the gold ring

[02:13:41] appears to fill the comprehension meter. Fill your comprehension meter to help master the

[02:13:45] Mystic skill

[02:13:50] What Tai Chi oh my god, I know Tai Chi from the bear now

[02:13:58] Wait so do I just press it when it's there is there a I

[02:14:05] Guess like the sooner the better

[02:14:07] The camera.

[02:14:14] When you use that to combat, the skill gathers fall leaves in certain areas. When you use that water, it creates ripples that send fish leaping.

[02:14:21] Uh, you can use a Shurikake to reverse the state of resonating objects. What, this is a lot.

[02:14:27] Oh my, full, it returns aim by rotating the camera before hurling them for 144.82% physical attack plus 9 physical damage.

[02:14:37] Oh, the damn decrease in space and how long the Targets looked up 300% has most effects against shield bearing up what?

[02:15:02] I'm gonna throw it again

[02:15:07] Oh my god, I'm strong as hell.

[02:15:11] Is that a girl?

[02:15:15] I have slayed the giant bear.

[02:15:23] Jesus died for your sins, God is good.

[02:15:25] You need help.

[02:15:26] Interesting.

[02:15:27] Yo, Nicholas, Steve Dragon, thanks for 34 months.

[02:15:32] I'm gonna take talk speed this guy.

[02:15:41] Inspires and treat the oddity from the tree.

[02:15:43] I don't know what to say.

[02:15:46] But uh...

[02:15:47] Burn the beehive and gather the oddity.

[02:15:59] But the bees are gonna be mad at me!

[02:16:09] Use bars and uncover the secrets.

[02:16:13] Whee!

[02:16:25] Send Audis to activate melodies.

[02:16:31] Oh, heal, tank, melee DPS, range DPS.

[02:16:36] I'm going to do melee DPS.

[02:16:50] OK.

[02:16:50] I

[02:16:54] Wanted in what an odd name

[02:17:10] What a pretty game

[02:17:20] Thanks for the drops. Oh, yeah, there's there's drops for this game guys. By the way, I

[02:17:37] Forgot to put that in my title

[02:17:45] You tell for a lot I

[02:17:47] I got ten jades now. I just need like 140 more

[02:17:58] Drops my title. Oh, it's been the last 10 minutes ran very far myself. Thanks badger. Hope you're doing well, too

[02:18:05] Well, I'm putting drops in the title

[02:18:09] for all the um

[02:18:11] Drop tweakers

[02:18:14] There you go

[02:18:17] I think you can get a horse in this game, right?

[02:18:23] I had a horse on my other character.

[02:18:25] Oh, shit, a chest.

[02:18:29] Goosey slide!

[02:18:31] Use goosey slide during campaign challenge to clear the current stage instantly?

[02:18:38] Never know that honor.

[02:18:39] Stand firm against bullies, wicked thoughts, and deep-rooted grudges, unavailable in the

[02:18:42] following campaigns.

[02:18:45] Uh, goosey slide.

[02:18:51] Why don't I equip it?

[02:19:01] It's like, I don't think I equipped it.

[02:19:05] I'll figure it out later, I guess.

[02:19:15] My character is so fucking ugly.

[02:19:27] Oh my gosh.

[02:19:30] Every time they show her, I'm like, what have I done?

[02:19:33] When the arena tournament, I can do that easily.

[02:20:01] Saucyphone's team won a point. First of five points wins.

[02:20:05] I'm gonna fuck this guy up.

[02:20:31] I'm getting carried to this.

[02:21:01] One day, thanks for the sub, welcome.

[02:21:12] What the?

[02:21:13] Firefly.

[02:21:15] Sad his cheese at an all time low.

[02:21:28] He's just kind of like aura, huh?

[02:21:33] An old pie.

[02:21:40] Plus a hundred affection from him for kicking his ass.

[02:21:44] What does that mean?

[02:21:58] Do you guys think my character is super ugly?

[02:22:03] I need to do something about this.

[02:22:10] It's the beauty on the inside that matters.

[02:22:26] You know what, you guys are right.

[02:22:29] You guys are right.

[02:22:30] This is a shop, a rare beast egg.

[02:22:37] Those look like the eggs that are outside my room.

[02:22:41] Meditation robe, everything's so expensive.

[02:22:44] Copper wire, I'm too poor for this.

[02:22:51] She turned her back on him.

[02:22:56] That looks cracked out, do you see his eyes?

[02:23:12] I'm not gonna die.

[02:23:19] I'm not gonna die.

[02:23:22] I'm not gonna die.

[02:23:26] I'm not gonna die.

[02:23:30] Earned Talbot to unlock Powerful Skills.

[02:23:34] Spent Talbot to unlock your first Divine Craft Fire.

[02:23:39] Oh, I see fire oil

[02:23:49] It was probably fine resin I would think

[02:24:00] How's it fast for it cuz cuz cuz I'm going faster through the cutscenes, okay, but maybe three is too high

[02:24:06] She looks like a bug oh

[02:24:12] My goodness

[02:24:16] I don't have tick tock brain dude. Oh

[02:24:19] My gosh, how I told you guys I've watched Emily watch tick tocks on 2x speed like tick tocks

[02:24:28] Take talks on two. Whoa, wait. This is cute. I think this is no outfit

[02:24:36] Popular mix.

[02:24:41] Oh wait, I think this is her underwear.

[02:24:48] My bad bro.

[02:24:49] My bad.

[02:24:56] My bad dude.

[02:24:57] She looks good in her underwell, I don't want to be a little creep and make her walk around

[02:25:11] her under varmints, I wouldn't do such a thing.

[02:25:41] I'm just trying to turn the heavens pure.

[02:25:55] A horse!

[02:26:02] The horse is just dancing or can I ride the horse?

[02:26:08] I don't think I can ride this horse, unfortunately.

[02:26:12] Damn.

[02:26:13] Wait, can I fight any of these people?

[02:26:17] What will become of my child?

[02:26:20] If my child weren't stiff,

[02:26:21] I wouldn't be out there risking my life for a few coins.

[02:26:31] You have a child, you're not even married.

[02:26:35] Oh, she's lying!

[02:26:36] What the heck?

[02:26:38] No Chad, thank you for the bits.

[02:26:40] Take care, Emmeroo.

[02:26:44] I'm challenging her.

[02:26:45] She pretended to have a kid.

[02:26:47] Thank you, Chad.

[02:26:49] You too.

[02:26:52] Get carried out.

[02:26:58] Oh, I'm exhausted.

[02:27:08] Don't mean I'm doing too much or I need to stop spamming.

[02:27:38] Wait, I'm actually losing horribly.

[02:27:53] Wait, go again!

[02:27:56] I didn't understand the stamina bar.

[02:28:08] I got her!

[02:28:33] Fuck.

[02:28:40] Fuck.

[02:28:47] Okay, one more.

[02:28:54] Okay, one more.

[02:29:01] I did it I did it

[02:29:28] I got stuff for that.

[02:29:35] Can I fight this guy?

[02:29:42] Alright, I'm gonna freak this guy up.

[02:29:57] Yo Badger, thanks for the Prime, thank you.

[02:30:03] Thank you, thank you, thank you Badger.

[02:30:05] Are you trying to fight everyone in this village?

[02:30:07] Yes.

[02:30:08] What's wrong with that?

[02:30:11] I have to be the best warrior, I can't leave the village.

[02:30:15] What the fuck?

[02:30:17] How you doing, you son of a bitch?

[02:30:27] Oh, shit, you got me.

[02:30:45] I

[02:31:03] Want more

[02:31:05] Yeah!

[02:31:22] With less skill, I cannot argue.

[02:31:24] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[02:31:33] I already fought the guy up there, right?

[02:31:36] There's more people I can fight over here.

[02:31:45] Away with you, I'm too busy for games.

[02:31:58] Oh, shit.

[02:32:05] Oh, I'm blind!

[02:32:10] Oh!

[02:32:11] What is this?

[02:32:28] Oh my god, where'd he go?

[02:32:43] Screw everything, you're so uncultured.

[02:32:44] Hey, fuck you, kid.

[02:32:45] Watch your bitch.

[02:32:46] Watch your beech!

[02:32:51] Watch your b***h!

[02:33:02] Ah, shit.

[02:33:18] AHHHHHH!

[02:33:21] What that's such bullshit

[02:33:31] What the heck is that I got two Jade why you don't want to beco Jades to change my character's appearance

[02:33:39] You can throw out two?

[02:33:49] Oh yeah, I have a throwing ability too, right?

[02:33:52] I don't see it on my thing though.

[02:33:55] Let's try to do the thing.

[02:33:57] Ah!

[02:34:02] This guy's not playing fair!

[02:34:09] Oh no, oh no, what no, no.

[02:35:08] Dude, that's half my stamina!

[02:35:13] Nooooooooo!

[02:35:20] He's so hard!

[02:35:23] At least I didn't get thrown out this time.

[02:36:08] Oh

[02:36:38] Kits such an asshole

[02:36:48] Hello?

[02:37:16] Oh, I'm scared.

[02:37:26] You've beaten my grandpa?

[02:37:31] I'm waiting patiently.

[02:37:35] I got him!

[02:37:39] Oh my god.

[02:37:40] That was way harder than the other one.

[02:37:46] I think there was one more guy that I could fight in here.

[02:37:53] I just stuck in a ring.

[02:37:57] Why tortured by the pain ring game?

[02:38:16] Oh

[02:38:32] Why is that?

[02:38:46] Oh, wow, dude, he's got crazy combos.

[02:39:02] Oh, my God.

[02:39:09] Oh my god.

[02:39:10] Wait, I only have one life left.

[02:39:16] Oh my god.

[02:39:25] This guy's way harder.

[02:39:32] He's nasty.

[02:39:37] I feel like I just got lucky that one guy took off him before.

[02:40:03] Oh

[02:40:20] My god my stamina

[02:40:33] Oh my lord, wait, he refilled his stamina bar.

[02:40:56] Okay, one more try, one more try.

[02:41:03] I'm trying to go for more parrys now, what is he doing?

[02:41:32] Oh.

[02:41:56] Oops.

[02:41:57] I didn't even try to dodge.

[02:42:32] Oh my goodness.

[02:42:58] Oh my gosh!

[02:43:00] I didn't get okay at the beginning okay one more just one more

[02:43:05] Oh my gosh, I don't even know how to manage my stamina bar.

[02:44:04] Like I already have enough board to dodge!

[02:44:19] He fell hard but it would be this time.

[02:44:29] Okay, one more that I'm done.

[02:44:31] I think this one's meant to be insanely hard.

[02:44:50] Maybe I shouldn't be parrying.

[02:44:54] I'm just beating my ass.

[02:45:24] Oh my god.

[02:45:36] Like I run out of stamina that I can't even dodge.

[02:45:57] Like I had no stamina there.

[02:46:06] Oh, my lord.

[02:47:36] I had no stamina!

[02:47:38] He's full healed.

[02:47:43] Oh my god.

[02:47:48] Azalea, thanks for 4 months.

[02:47:52] I guess I will move on for now.

[02:47:55] Do I have any GoDevalt talent to unlock?

[02:47:59] Okay.

[02:48:00] Oh wait, that's an achievement to get defeated by him.

[02:48:05] I open like a skill tree or whatever

[02:48:25] Okay darn it

[02:48:35] What's the horse doing? He's dancing. The horse is just having a good time prancing around.

[02:48:45] That's the problem. Also, I need to order food. I am very hungry.

[02:48:56] 20 echo jades.

[02:49:04] A horse nays in the forest.

[02:49:07] There we go.

[02:49:13] A win sense.

[02:49:17] Press V to use.

[02:49:23] Charge skills, okay.

[02:49:26] skill shot. So do these all just abilities, gear talents, mystic skills. Oh I can use

[02:49:47] Goosey slide nice. I just unlock that

[02:49:54] Passive

[02:49:59] These are all locked goosey slide

[02:50:05] Amazing

[02:50:17] It looks so chop bro, just swipe already.

[02:50:21] I told you guys, you can't change the character appearance with money, you have to play the

[02:50:26] actual game.

[02:50:27] So I have to unlock it, see, let me show you.

[02:50:31] I need um, how many, I can't see how many I have back.

[02:50:35] I need 200 of these, I need like 80 more, then I'll get more.

[02:50:41] I obtained monthly fund.

[02:51:08] It's only $5.

[02:51:11] Oh wait, I might still be locked out of Steam.

[02:51:17] Oh, no, it's letting me do it.

[02:51:22] Yay, Steam's letting me buy things again.

[02:51:29] Amazing.

[02:51:30] Okay, well, I can change my character appearance now.

[02:51:35] Should I do it now?

[02:51:38] I don't know, I thought maybe you guys

[02:51:40] were starting to grow kind of fond of this.

[02:51:42] Oh, a kitty!

[02:51:44] A cat wearing clothes, there's a puzzle nearby.

[02:51:46] Solving it should grant a reward, right?

[02:51:50] Oh, kitty.

[02:51:52] I mean, there's a puzzle nearby.

[02:51:54] Oh, where's the puzzle?

[02:51:55] Is this the puzzle?

[02:52:00] Left up.

[02:52:03] So they all have one missing here.

[02:52:08] Insufficient room to place?

[02:52:15] Is this a puzzle?

[02:52:26] Why do I put it in the hole?

[02:52:41] So you can fix the scuff.

[02:52:44] Oh, Dave, thank you for the $5.

[02:52:47] Oh, wait, there's one missing here.

[02:52:51] There we go.

[02:52:54] With a soft licked.

[02:52:55] Wait, oh, I need to read it.

[02:52:56] Oops.

[02:52:58] Because I have the things sped up too much.

[02:53:01] But I got a soft lick.

[02:53:03] Wow, pretty!

[02:53:06] Wow, can you guys believe this is a free-to-play game?

[02:53:12] Let me order some food.

[02:53:15] And then should I fix my character now, you guys think?

[02:53:19] Or just leave it how it is?

[02:53:25] No, I'm not steaming market band anymore. They let me back.

[02:53:31] I'm going to get...

[02:53:35] Don Don Japanese Fire Bowl.

[02:53:39] Truffle Cream Gyu Pasta.

[02:53:45] Aldente Pasta with brisket, beef, onions, and sweet soy sauce with a smoky touch.

[02:53:50] Top with Torch Creamy Truffle Sesame Scallions.

[02:53:56] Does that sound good?

[02:53:58] That sounds delicious.

[02:54:03] I might try that.

[02:54:07] They've got fried chicken.

[02:54:09] Pasta.

[02:54:13] They've got...

[02:54:15] Yeah, I've never had brisket of pasta either, but it sounds quite good, I think.

[02:54:38] So I can't um...

[02:54:43] Oh wait they kept it!

[02:54:46] Oh they kept the last one that I made.

[02:54:48] Oh!

[02:54:50] Should I keep this face or should I make another one?

[02:54:55] Let me see.

[02:54:58] Keep it?

[02:55:03] Oh it's just because it's a cat?

[02:55:05] Ears are so big.

[02:55:08] But I think that's like a Chinese beauty thing.

[02:55:15] It's good.

[02:55:15] OK.

[02:55:18] OK.

[02:55:21] It definitely is better than the other face that I had.

[02:55:26] Oh wait, this is cute with the hair pulled back.

[02:55:29] Yeah, this is way better.

[02:55:36] Way better.

[02:55:37] Okay.

[02:55:38] Let me get a customization plan.

[02:55:42] Water lady script.

[02:55:45] Got it.

[02:55:47] What the hell?

[02:55:50] Okay, I'm a furry now.

[02:55:59] There we go.

[02:56:01] New face unlocked.

[02:56:05] Ooh, wow, they have some nice outfits.

[02:56:09] How do I get it?

[02:56:12] Online mode is locked.

[02:56:17] FLG formless snowy river.

[02:56:20] Whoa!

[02:56:21] Some long-ass nails, what the heck?

[02:56:30] Oh, it's playing a whole cutscene for the outfit.

[02:56:35] Okay, yeah, my character is not as painful to look at now, for sure.

[02:56:42] Oh my god, it's a gotcha!

[02:56:49] Wait, are there other gotchas?

[02:56:55] Wait, what the heck?

[02:57:01] What?

[02:57:03] That's the horse?

[02:57:08] What the heck?

[02:57:10] Oh, there's weapons too.

[02:57:14] Oh, pink hair!

[02:57:18] it's so over it's so over they got me bro they got me they gave me the sponsor

[02:57:29] because you know the whale was me all along but if I buy too much in this

[02:57:38] game I can't buy CS keys. How do I see the full, oh wait are these the two

[02:57:55] Pernod appearance draw

[02:58:00] Wow

[02:58:03] Mounts

[02:58:08] That's a mount bro just being pulled by a dog

[02:58:13] Well, I'm kind of blocking it. Let me move my camera

[02:58:17] Bruh

[02:58:19] Okay, that bro, that's not a mount that's you being chased by it, but okay

[02:58:30] The white brow goose

[02:58:34] Appearance level 2 but appearance level 4. Oh my goodness. Oh

[02:58:42] Oh my god, it's Sonic!

[02:58:49] I don't know, this game has silly stuff.

[02:58:53] A donkey!

[02:58:55] That...what the...what the frick is that?

[02:59:02] It's Cheddar.

[02:59:05] Exploration rewards.

[02:59:06] Okay, so it gives you basic courses just for playing the game.

[02:59:10] My gosh, should I should I get a mount skin guys?

[02:59:15] Is this I think I've heard about this this cosmetic. I think that this is a boat that costs

[02:59:24] $30,000

[02:59:29] $40,000. Okay. Well, I think the idea of it is um

[02:59:34] This way most people can be free to play and then a few whales just fund the whole game for everybody

[02:59:40] And in the ship, it's not just the skin other players can go on to it and do things and get rewards on the ship

[02:59:47] So it's like they have a few whales

[02:59:50] Spend a ton of money and then a bunch of people can just be free to play

[02:59:54] And I was like well, yeah, I mean if people buy it, I guess it's kind of crazy. You know

[03:00:07] Wardrobe

[03:00:10] How do I get a battle pass?

[03:00:15] This one's nice.

[03:00:17] Well, I'm going to do the gotcha because I have enough to do a pull, so why not?

[03:00:32] That did not sound like I got it, whatever that bell sound was.

[03:00:45] Yeah, I got a message horn.

[03:00:49] It's a gray.

[03:00:51] How much is 1600?

[03:00:53] It's like 25 bucks.

[03:00:58] Should I do one?

[03:00:59] I have 140 it's 25 bucks. I'm gonna do one temple

[03:01:29] Such a disgusting whale dude. Oh, look I get me more echo jades for if I want to uh change my appearance, I guess

[03:01:38] Okay ten pole

[03:01:43] Purple I don't think that's it though because it's probably gold for the good item, right?

[03:01:51] Guys I'm not seeing any items. I got fireworks

[03:01:57] Defense script

[03:01:59] I got a petal branch I got soup I'm gonna do some singles that's soup dude

[03:02:18] That was bad.

[03:02:23] Got more soup.

[03:02:25] I mean, the soup looks delicious to me, but um...

[03:02:31] That was bad.

[03:02:36] That was bad.

[03:02:38] Badful.

[03:02:39] I got a swiftness script.

[03:02:42] Yep.

[03:02:44] I got message whoring far allows you to send a message to the world chat of your current

[03:02:56] server.

[03:03:02] Well guys I didn't get the outfit.

[03:03:07] This is so sad.

[03:03:08] I changed my hairstyle.

[03:03:10] Oh wait this is cute.

[03:03:14] Do you guys like the hair down?

[03:03:17] I mean, the hair down's pretty or the little buns more.

[03:03:23] Which is better?

[03:03:26] Little buns?

[03:03:29] I'll do little buns.

[03:03:33] Cute.

[03:03:35] Yeah, that's way better.

[03:03:40] Jacob said he will build the bird camera.

[03:03:44] What is the button for the quest panel?

[03:04:03] Fuck.

[03:04:04] I'm just gonna do this.

[03:04:11] What did you expect?

[03:04:23] Oh! Hi, Masha! I woke her up and she screamed at me. I'm sorry.

[03:04:27] She's sleeping right behind me.

[03:04:34] I

[03:04:57] I'll come select acu points for a chance of special effects

[03:05:04] okay you know what my character is really growing on me I think she's

[03:05:09] actually pretty cute now this this this face was um generated by the game from

[03:05:17] me trying to sound happy and it gave it cat whispers what does that mean

[03:05:34] I know, I kiddie.

[03:05:44] Hey there, guys, that relocation can be used as a guide to aid your exploration.

[03:05:48] Come on, get up here!

[03:05:50] Maxa! Maxa!

[03:05:52] Come on!

[03:05:54] She looks so sleepy, she looks mad at me.

[03:05:57] You can generous reward the kids so these are like side quests type things I think.

[03:06:04] Stop crying, oh my gosh.

[03:06:13] I need to ask Chess.

[03:06:25] I'm using my PC as a footrest right now, right?

[03:06:29] And Matzah just climbed on top of it, and now she's using my ankles as a bed.

[03:06:34] And now my- my calves are falling asleep.

[03:06:40] Should I just let her do it?

[03:06:49] Unfairly actual racer alert level, they may become hostile-

[03:06:52] AHH! She's licking my toes! Stop!

[03:06:54] Stop!

[03:07:01] Ah! She bit my foot!

[03:07:08] Tell him to drink less.

[03:07:10] Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! She's biting my feet! She wants me to move!

[03:07:15] Okay, I'm sorry.

[03:07:18] She wants to sleep on the PC tower.

[03:07:25] Now she's licking my feet. I don't care. Don't even try to apologize to me. I I hate you mozzarella. Oh

[03:07:33] Kitty

[03:07:38] Meow meow

[03:07:43] Keep going the kitten now likes you even more moths. I don't need you. I have a Watson game right here. Oh

[03:07:54] Can I pet it again?

[03:07:59] Meow meow.

[03:08:05] It literally looks exactly like Mons.

[03:08:13] Meow cat. The fact we can pet cats makes it a top tier game.

[03:08:17] Smart meow. So cute. Meow.

[03:08:20] the cat three times for more affection. I oh wow yum I will pet the cat again cat

[03:08:32] affection level up oh my god I can put the belly now amazing

[03:08:50] Oh my god, my character doesn't look like a satellite dish anymore.

[03:09:07] We've come so far.

[03:09:08] I'm so, so far.

[03:09:17] I'll just start.

[03:09:32] New talent point.

[03:09:34] Uh, critical damage bonus plus 5%.

[03:09:37] Okay, that sounds nice precision rate plus three critical rate plus four. Well, if I just got critical damage, probably want a great chance, right?

[03:09:46] That's what would make most of the most sense to me. I have some new gear

[03:09:54] Enhanced gear use, also engage increased gear enhancement level

[03:10:07] I guess I'm gonna go do all that I can.

[03:10:09] I mean, I was like, this is the best gear.

[03:10:12] Probably get, I think that was a waste.

[03:10:13] I mean, it's fine, I think.

[03:10:16] I think it's fine.

[03:10:19] Yeah, what is oscillating Jade sound scary?

[03:10:24] What the heck?

[03:10:30] Are those guys in their underwear running?

[03:10:32] Join us now and live your dreams

[03:10:42] Why am I making to know what is going on?

[03:10:48] Shout a slogan yay

[03:10:52] Not within slogan snatch period

[03:10:58] Okay

[03:11:00] Slogans sent yeah, look everyone's so happy

[03:11:11] How do I leave this I think I'm I stuck

[03:11:17] What what was that what just happened a wolf

[03:11:30] Oh, doesn't like it, doesn't like it.

[03:11:43] What is this, butterfly's?

[03:11:53] I think they're leading me somewhere.

[03:12:09] Well that was cool but I don't know if that did anything.

[03:12:13] My mom is kind of homeless.

[03:12:25] More butterflies.

[03:12:26] I guess we'll see.

[03:12:37] There's two incense sticks, so this is the second one.

[03:12:41] the second one.

[03:12:48] Oh, a chest.

[03:12:52] That was cool.

[03:12:54] Very cute.

[03:12:56] All right, off we go this way.

[03:13:02] Oh, can I extinguish fire?

[03:13:05] It's just a cooking thing, though.

[03:13:07] But true, they did leave it unattended.

[03:13:13] What?

[03:13:14] Said you thief, what are you doing to my vegetables, why are my vegetables all black?

[03:13:24] You dumbass, cause he left the fire on!

[03:13:26] What are you stupid?

[03:13:35] She swung on the kid.

[03:13:36] Well yeah, what's she doing out here?

[03:13:39] She's gonna cause a huge fire out here.

[03:13:53] Oh, she's so hungry.

[03:13:54] Wait, I got some soup from the gotcha.

[03:13:58] I can't cook either.

[03:14:05] Don't worry, just wait a moment.

[03:14:07] Learn to cook in 30 minutes!

[03:14:24] The first step of hot pot is to prepare the stove and that... oh, so many words!

[03:14:32] Hot pots are hard to make!

[03:14:35] I'm going to grab the ingredients over there, okay, sure.

[03:14:43] Oh, look, hot pot.

[03:14:50] I'm just going to make hot pot and deliver it.

[03:14:51] Wait, but this already looks amazing.

[03:14:54] Look at that.

[03:14:55] Okay, well, let me go get these ingredients, I guess.

[03:15:00] Delicious.

[03:15:03] Amazing this game will look so much better at DLSS5.

[03:15:07] It will look terrifying.

[03:15:10] I didn't see any DLSS5 screenshots that looked nice.

[03:15:17] Horsy.

[03:15:20] Horsy.

[03:15:21] Snatch horse.

[03:15:23] What does that do?

[03:15:24] Oh!

[03:15:25] Oh!

[03:15:26] Oh!

[03:15:27] Oh!

[03:15:28] Oh!

[03:15:28] I didn't know!

[03:15:29] I didn't know it was going to happen!

[03:15:31] I didn't know it was going to happen!

[03:15:33] Wait go faster go faster. Oh my god, how do I get off the horse?

[03:15:43] Wait, why is the goose chasing me?

[03:15:48] I'm targeting the goose

[03:15:55] Dude, I do not want to hit the goose it's gonna kill me

[03:16:03] Dude back off from the goose, you're scaring me!

[03:16:24] You're nothing compared to that old man in that village.

[03:16:27] I'm in trouble.

[03:16:38] Oh, I hit the- I hit the goose! I hit the goose!

[03:16:41] Oh my god! Oh my god, no! Oh my god! Oh my god!

[03:16:45] I did not run! I was in an accident! I stole the horse!

[03:16:48] Oh my god. Oh my god. How do I get back on the horse? I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta

[03:17:01] Where's my cross-direction?

[03:17:14] Dude chill.

[03:17:15] Dude- oh.

[03:17:16] Oh wait, we're cool!

[03:17:19] We're fine now!

[03:17:24] How the fuck did that work out?

[03:17:31] Well, I have a horse now, guys!

[03:17:39] Yo, shoot!

[03:17:41] Thank you for the Prime and Natural Zero!

[03:17:45] Thanks for 40 months!

[03:17:47] Why am I taking me back here?

[03:17:53] I don't know if this is where I'm supposed to go.

[03:18:00] This is back where the girl is, right?

[03:18:01] Do I have the items?

[03:18:04] Oh, wait, the horse is with the items, is it?

[03:18:08] Emma, thanks for five months, welcome back.

[03:18:11] The horse isn't the ingredients, is it?

[03:18:17] Oh, hot pot and veggie mix.

[03:18:19] Our materials, herbs, meat scraps.

[03:18:23] Why, I have that apparently.

[03:18:28] Hot pot.

[03:18:30] sounds delicious and I can also make veggie mix I've got mushrooms yummy yummy

[03:18:47] um okay I made hot pot how do I give it to her now

[03:18:56] She, um, up all night gaming, thanks for the two months.

[03:19:02] Okay, so view items, hot pot, consume, um, how do I give it to her, talk to her, I'm

[03:19:12] trying, oh there we go.

[03:19:14] Uh, I'll treat you to a feast, all set.

[03:19:21] That's a lot of soup, that's a big pot!

[03:19:47] Have a lazy kid she burnt her vegetables sleeping before paper kite

[03:19:59] Right.

[03:20:01] Any items?

[03:20:03] Well, uh, I have a horse.

[03:20:10] Ooh, raspberries?

[03:20:14] I feel kind of bad.

[03:20:19] I literally just stole this horse.

[03:20:21] But well, I mean, it's mine now, I guess, but I don't really show it.

[03:20:36] Oh, it's so pretty.

[03:20:40] Wow, beautiful game, very nice graphics.

[03:20:45] Now name it.

[03:20:46] Oh, what should I name the horse?

[03:20:48] I can't just name my horse cow in every game, right?

[03:20:52] That seems kinda silly.

[03:21:01] You can?

[03:21:07] Man comes from southern land, no silk nor steed, a wanderer grand.

[03:21:11] Over rivers cross, from Yanya- oh!

[03:21:15] Heaven has no peer.

[03:21:18] So pretty.

[03:21:28] All right, cow, let's go.

[03:21:32] Can I actually name the horse?

[03:21:34] I don't know if I actually own the horse or like, I don't know if I can summon it.

[03:21:43] Probably not.

[03:21:46] Oh

[03:21:53] That's all I can't kill you

[03:22:11] He's so pretty

[03:22:16] After seeing a normal NPC in the game, my character is a low-key bug-eyed, like, damn, those things are fucking big.

[03:22:26] Big-ass eyeballs. Freak.

[03:22:46] The change is so much worse than the madness.

[03:22:50] Every piece of the bamboo forest is gone.

[03:22:54] If I could go to the martial arts world,

[03:22:56] I would definitely be able to defeat him.

[03:22:58] The martial arts world.

[03:22:59] The world that I knew all day and night.

[03:23:01] It's been more than ten years.

[03:23:03] You want to kill me?

[03:23:04] Auntie Han, why don't you let me go to the martial arts world?

[03:23:07] The martial arts world is full of people.

[03:23:09] Don't you worry?

[03:23:10] The people who want to go to the martial arts world,

[03:23:12] you and the martial arts world are related.

[03:23:14] There is a mark left on Xiao Wu.

[03:23:16] I don't know what's going on, but all I gather is that my character annoys everybody.

[03:23:29] No one's super friendly to her.

[03:23:36] True to life!

[03:23:39] What the fuck?

[03:23:40] Oh wait, I got a new outfit!

[03:23:42] Oh, this gun's not cool!

[03:23:47] I like it!

[03:23:49] Uh, so I think this is the starting one.

[03:23:53] First step, and then this one.

[03:23:55] I like this one.

[03:23:58] It's very cool.

[03:24:02] I will keep this one equipped.

[03:24:03] Oh, that's for underwear.

[03:24:06] Cute!

[03:24:07] Is there anyone I can like?

[03:24:11] Oh, oh, oh!

[03:24:18] What the heck?

[03:24:22] Okay, so usually it's just, oh my god, it's a horse.

[03:24:27] They have masks. How do I take this off? Oh my god, it's a rat.

[03:24:34] Oh, they have a lot of stuff.

[03:24:36] Oh wait, Charms! Wait, I can equip these! I have a Pigeon of Regret. I can equip a Crossbow

[03:24:53] watch or which one should I use guys the crossbow watch the pigeon of regret or

[03:25:05] the jar chicken

[03:25:15] okay I guess I will use the pigeon of regret

[03:25:23] Because there are only 300 of the thing.

[03:25:32] So many ears.

[03:25:39] Oh my god, a knife.

[03:25:43] I don't need it.

[03:25:50] Oh my god, it's tip to tip!

[03:26:07] They're gonna travel in China.

[03:26:33] I want to do more fights.

[03:26:35] That was the part I liked the most so far, and I also liked the cosmetics, but I don't want to spend too much.

[03:26:51] I'm a white colored foreigner. We are white colored foreigners driving motorcycles through China to Mongolia to...

[03:27:05] What is this?

[03:27:32] Miners are not allowed to drink.

[03:27:34] What is this warning?

[03:27:47] What pretty hair!

[03:27:48] So you're not gonna have to see that damn fucking pigeon in every cutscene!

[03:28:03] his hatred count as missing someone.

[03:28:10] In a way, maybe.

[03:28:15] Dude, thank god I fixed my character's face.

[03:28:27] Imagine if I was so used to that other one.

[03:28:44] Huh? What's going on?

[03:28:49] The center of the selfie man.

[03:28:51] Huh?

[03:28:57] What are you doing on?

[03:29:07] What the hell was that?

[03:29:09] What's going on?

[03:29:11] Straightest Chinese game?

[03:29:13] Uh, what's this?

[03:29:15] Uh, Mystic Skill Slot.

[03:29:17] Ooh, I definitely want that.

[03:29:18] I can get the precision right later.

[03:29:22] OK, let's see.

[03:29:23] Abilities, mystic skills.

[03:29:26] Let's put Taichi.

[03:29:33] I don't know if I really care for the acupuncture one.

[03:29:41] Gameless sword.

[03:29:44] I'll just say I can upgrade it.

[03:29:46] here, enhance, so,

[03:29:52] cowlets.

[03:30:00] Meow, meow, meow.

[03:30:04] Should I abandon cow or take cow with me everywhere?

[03:30:07] I don't think I can like, store cow.

[03:30:11] So I'd have to always ride cow everywhere.

[03:30:16] But what if I end up somewhere that I can't bring cow like up a mountain or something you can summon her

[03:30:32] Testing these

[03:30:35] Okay, I see gave you whitey. Thanks for the three months

[03:30:46] Oh, I can shoot the bow on the horse too.

[03:30:54] That's good to know.

[03:30:56] AccuPoint moment failure.

[03:30:57] Wait, did I miss something?

[03:30:59] I got to miss something.

[03:31:03] Oops.

[03:31:04] I failed something.

[03:31:35] I

[03:31:40] After the one says investigate I shall investigate

[03:31:51] Watch us amazing big ass sword here

[03:32:05] They're all murdered.

[03:32:15] Uh oh.

[03:32:27] That's not good.

[03:32:29] Bunny!

[03:32:30] I found Bunny!

[03:32:34] Steve bunny

[03:32:39] Take bunny to leave come on bunny

[03:32:44] Don't worry, I got you bunny

[03:33:04] Uh-oh, is this a fight that's about to happen?

[03:33:12] Uh-oh.

[03:33:13] Uh-oh.

[03:33:14] You know what, it's time to our kill.

[03:33:17] Oh, I have a ton of abilities.

[03:33:21] Oh, wait, do you think that the Goosey Neil will work?

[03:33:27] What's going on?

[03:33:31] What's going on?

[03:33:34] Haha, send it out, thanks for 54 months, thank you!

[03:33:44] Yeah, you show me what you got, ooooh!

[03:33:51] The goosey meal worked!

[03:33:54] Wait, why does that actually work?

[03:34:01] What?

[03:34:04] They like the goosey meal.

[03:34:24] Dude, my character is so fucking cute.

[03:34:32] I can't believe it's a character generated by voice, like what the hell, it's so cute.

[03:34:37] Why did every other generated one look so scuffed?

[03:35:03] I should have fought the guy, but why are you on my horse?

[03:35:08] Wait, this isn't cow.

[03:35:09] Wait, where am I?

[03:35:10] Why am I tied up?

[03:35:15] Is it because I did the goosey kneel?

[03:35:17] No, I just want to see if it works.

[03:35:21] Cow!

[03:35:22] Oh, I fucked up.

[03:35:24] I fucked up.

[03:35:27] Where's my pasta?

[03:35:29] Oh, my pasta's here.

[03:35:33] Wait, there's a chest!

[03:35:39] Let me off the horse!

[03:35:41] No!

[03:35:42] No!

[03:35:43] No!

[03:35:44] No!

[03:35:45] I can't escape!

[03:35:48] This is scary.

[03:35:59] scary they're sneaking around like that

[03:36:05] stay put pop they're going to head back I'll have your head

[03:36:08] we gotta escape guys we gotta get out of here

[03:36:19] run loot and run again loot and run what what is that what is this

[03:36:29] Vicious flower.

[03:36:32] My goodness.

[03:36:35] Run.

[03:36:37] Run. We have to escape.

[03:36:40] Okay, I guess that the gooseneal, like it stops the fight, but it's basically a surrender, I guess.

[03:36:46] So I won't use that anymore.

[03:36:50] I think that's what it is at least.

[03:36:53] A whole basement. Enter secret passage.

[03:36:59] I think he killed you scripted. Oh, it was a scripted out. I guess I'll try it again

[03:37:07] next time then and see if anything changes. Escape from the secret passage. Oh, yeah,

[03:37:13] that you're right. This is a quest. Okay. Let me go grab my pasta. I will be right back.

[03:37:59] Okay, here's my um Japanese brisket pasta with truffle cream sauce.

[03:38:29] it was recommended on Uber Eats. I mean it looks good, right? But it sounds um

[03:38:39] interesting. It's got onions, brisket, scallions. Oh it smells really nice. I'll

[03:38:48] I'll do a review.

[03:38:52] Wow!

[03:38:54] Hmm!

[03:38:58] Oh my god, this is really good!

[03:39:00] What the heck?

[03:39:01] It's so good, you have Captain Chef, thanks for four years!

[03:39:04] Not soon to meet who best watch, thanks for nine months.

[03:39:06] 167.

[03:39:08] Wow, this is so good, holy shit, wait.

[03:39:11] I have to tell you guys what this place is called

[03:39:13] if you live in Austin, you have to try it.

[03:39:16] Or maybe it's a chain, I don't know.

[03:39:18] It's called Don Don Japanese Fire Bowl by Sosu.

[03:39:24] That was really fucking good. It's in your hair.

[03:39:27] Did I get it?

[03:39:30] W add? It's not an ad. I just was like wait this is really good. I thought people would try it.

[03:39:37] Mmm.

[03:39:40] Mmm.

[03:39:43] Mmm.

[03:39:45] Very yummy. It's just creepy down here.

[03:39:56] Well, there's something off about this place. Your strength feels drained.

[03:40:02] I'm doing no damage to this wolf.

[03:40:12] I think that this wolf is too high level 3, that's like 16.

[03:40:22] Yeah, I figured weapons in your martial arts.

[03:40:33] Yeah, I don't think I have materials for that yet, so there's a lot of there.

[03:40:40] But what is this way?

[03:40:42] I guess it's just a way back up.

[03:40:48] Squeeze through.

[03:40:49] Holy, this road is so good.

[03:40:54] What the heck?

[03:40:59] Delicious.

[03:41:05] Mmm.

[03:41:10] Delicious.

[03:41:24] Bro, I'm going to order this every day for a while.

[03:41:28] That's a affinity damage bonus.

[03:41:35] We'll take this round.

[03:41:37] Shadow, thanks for one year!

[03:41:41] Is brisket and pasta a good combo?

[03:41:42] I thought it was going to be kind of weird, but it just tastes like...

[03:41:48] It's like an Asian version of steak alfredo or something, I don't know.

[03:41:54] It's not as heavy as alfredo though, it's got truffle flavor in it.

[03:41:58] It's really good.

[03:42:01] So that chest is surrounded by level 16 snakes, I'm going to go get it.

[03:42:18] I got it.

[03:42:19] Now I go.

[03:42:20] What level am I?

[03:42:23] I'm level 10.

[03:42:24] Okay.

[03:42:25] So it's not horrible.

[03:42:26] Not horrible.

[03:42:27] What?

[03:42:28] What's your fucking problem?

[03:42:33] I need help!

[03:42:44] I need help

[03:42:55] Yeah

[03:43:02] Die die

[03:43:08] The fuck is broke doing I don't know I thought okay, I love it. I thought the ability

[03:43:12] was supposed to, let me read it, use Goosey Slide during a campaign challenge to clear

[03:43:20] the current stage instantly. But like, is that, that's ridiculous. Why is that a thing?

[03:43:32] I mean, okay, I guess that wasn't a campaign challenge,

[03:43:34] so I didn't work, but why is that an ability?

[03:43:42] It's a skip button.

[03:43:44] I don't think I want that, though.

[03:43:50] Perhaps I will equip something else.

[03:43:53] Oh, it's literally in a category called entertainment.

[03:43:59] I see, oh, well, okay.

[03:44:02] I guess it's just meant to be silly.

[03:44:09] It's for story mode Andes?

[03:44:10] Oh, that makes sense.

[03:44:11] People who don't like fights, I guess.

[03:44:14] Okay, I mean, that's fair, I guess.

[03:44:20] There we go, okay.

[03:44:27] Nice.

[03:44:29] Let me upgrade this one.

[03:44:36] Beague upgrades.

[03:44:39] Hardened parade in progress.

[03:44:41] Oh, that's the shame parade.

[03:44:44] Beague upgrades, hardened parade and progress.

[03:44:48] Oh that's the shame parade!

[03:44:51] I had to do that last time when I went to jail in this game.

[03:45:00] Also my horses just gone I guess because I lost that fight to that guy.

[03:45:05] So what is this?

[03:45:07] Enchanting Lotus.

[03:45:10] What?

[03:45:12] Wait, what?

[03:45:14] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[03:45:16] Defeat nearby poisoned butterflies?

[03:45:18] I don't- what?

[03:45:20] What?

[03:45:22] Touch sword hilt.

[03:45:24] What- what butterflies?

[03:45:26] Was that a cat?

[03:45:28] That's her cat.

[03:45:30] Oh! There's a cat here.

[03:45:32] That means there's a puzzle nearby.

[03:45:34] Um...

[03:45:36] Doesn't it?

[03:45:38] See, look at the puzzle, how do I know her signpost.

[03:45:47] Challenge failed.

[03:45:48] What?

[03:45:49] Jump into your ground pound.

[03:45:52] What?

[03:45:53] I did it!

[03:45:54] I did it!

[03:45:55] I did it!

[03:45:56] I did it!

[03:45:57] I did it!

[03:45:58] I did it!

[03:45:59] I did it!

[03:46:00] I did it!

[03:46:01] I did it!

[03:46:02] I did it!

[03:46:03] I did it!

[03:46:04] I did it!

[03:46:05] I did it!

[03:46:06] I did it!

[03:46:07] I completed the cat challenge.

[03:46:13] Goodbye kitty.

[03:46:27] Watch this here, she got jealous.

[03:46:33] Did you get jealous

[03:46:41] Until baby

[03:46:44] Oh, you know, I was so happy earlier today. I was a oh a kitty

[03:46:50] Cute

[03:46:53] Give I don't have any gifts to give him

[03:47:03] Make a friend

[03:47:06] Hey, I was living the cat life. It's me hour never are you ready to perform if you succeed you'll be friend of it receive weekly gifts

[03:47:16] Wait a young master sometimes I think my old name doesn't suit me anymore

[03:47:20] I should take a name worthy of whiskers and grace something so percy so every soul will purrs like a kins lullaby

[03:47:27] Who needs scrolls when you have low shapes for any truly the finest creature to ever grace a rooftop?

[03:47:33] You're interacting with an AI bot

[03:47:36] what of I

[03:47:39] also

[03:47:40] Love cats

[03:47:42] My cats are named after cheese

[03:47:45] their

[03:47:47] names are Cheddar and

[03:47:49] Motsarella

[03:47:51] She's named cats that's a feast for the ears cheddar mozzarella must be as life

[03:48:01] follows their name suggests oh how much I can meet them can you describe them

[03:48:04] what do they look like they have any whimsical fur patterns I really want to

[03:48:08] sit here and talk to a AI pod I mean it said it'll give me weekly rewards they

[03:48:15] They are both orange and small.

[03:48:20] Shedder is kind of stout and has a nub for a tail.

[03:48:27] Mozzarella has a very small head and a fat belly that swings when she walks.

[03:48:41] for you sageheader sounds like a little round ball of sunshine with that nub for a tail and mozzarella

[03:48:47] oh how adorable a small head and a fat belly that swings she must be a sight to see how marvelous

[03:48:52] i was in the tales of their antics all day yes they are in love with each other they are gay for

[03:49:00] each other they cuddle and they kiss that's beautiful young master their bond must be a

[03:49:09] heartwarming sight cats have such a deep connections or have such deep connections and to see them cuddling show affection is a true

[03:49:16] Joy may their love bring them endless purrs and warm moments. What other delightful things do they do together?

[03:49:23] Sometimes when

[03:49:25] I put my

[03:49:28] feet on the PC tower they will bite my ankles

[03:49:35] Because they want to sleep there because it's warm

[03:49:39] It makes me very sad.

[03:49:46] Every cat is a treasure, whether they stretch like silk ribbons, perch like tiny emperors

[03:49:51] or blink of the series, nothing else compares.

[03:49:55] Pay Mal keeps petting the cat, his eyes shining with wild obsession.

[03:49:59] So are we friends now?

[03:50:05] his mere mortals pastime but cats we've bought bonds beyond comprehension okay

[03:50:11] this guy's crazy I'm done talking to him he's actually insane crazy cat man

[03:50:19] Why does it say do not drink?

[03:50:32] Oh fuck I-

[03:50:37] Hysteria canine drinks strange-wide and-

[03:50:48] Why am I a dog now?

[03:50:57] Guys?

[03:50:58] Hiya! Hiya!

[03:51:02] Wait, there's dogs playing at the table!

[03:51:06] Mahjong God Challenge!

[03:51:08] I don't even know how to play Mahjong.

[03:51:12] What? Oh shit!

[03:51:15] What is going on?

[03:51:17] What is going on?

[03:51:19] What is going on?

[03:51:21] Okay, I will play.

[03:51:23] Wait, I don't know how to play mahjong.

[03:51:25] Help, guys.

[03:51:27] Wait, can someone explain how to play?

[03:51:29] Oh, shit.

[03:51:39] Must clear hand of designated suit first.

[03:51:41] Click randomly.

[03:51:43] Randomly, okay, you guys are so helpful

[03:51:58] Wait, so do I want to get rid of these

[03:52:04] What is that

[03:52:06] Why, why are you guys making the bot type in Chinese?

[03:52:17] This version of that requires you to match three of the kind or three consecutive numbers.

[03:52:28] I don't know how to play.

[03:52:32] I guess I just play these, right?

[03:52:40] Pong!

[03:52:50] I haven't lost any money yet, so that's good, right?

[03:52:58] Pong!

[03:52:59] Imagine if a hotel's on the board and remove all pairs to win.

[03:53:08] Remove all pairs.

[03:53:09] So I gotta get rid of these.

[03:53:18] Six sevens.

[03:53:25] You can pong another player as a Scar-Tel can form a set with yours.

[03:53:29] Pong!

[03:53:32] I don't understand what I'm doing at all.

[03:53:38] Bro, there's like meat juice in the bottom of this pasta?

[03:53:41] Oh my god, it is so scrumptious.

[03:53:53] Auto mode active, oops.

[03:53:55] You and Kong when I got $10 for everyone

[03:54:18] These dogs play large on better than me

[03:54:25] Well

[03:54:36] What happened

[03:54:39] No, winning hand I got second place so no one won I guess

[03:54:50] Interesting

[03:54:55] I'm here.

[03:55:08] Can I talk to him when I'm a dog?

[03:55:12] Alright, I'm back to normal.

[03:55:18] New tip, tip dropped.

[03:55:19] Ooh.

[03:55:20] Uh, should I wash it tomorrow?

[03:55:23] I can watch it tomorrow, I think.

[03:55:53] Wine sent to Jade.

[03:56:05] To Jade?

[03:56:09] Have a smell?

[03:56:11] I don't even know.

[03:56:19] What is this?

[03:56:31] Okay, it's a mushroom with some kind of red spores pouring out of it forever.

[03:56:40] I should definitely try to grab this, right?

[03:56:49] What's happening?

[03:56:50] Why do I get dark?

[03:57:17] tails. Oh nice, so that's like my Estus Flask basically I think. So I can have two charges

[03:57:32] now. Very nice. Ask Yao Yao on the second floor. Dude, she has such cute hair. Look,

[03:57:54] She's got little buns with little daisies in them, how cute.

[03:57:59] Very very cute.

[03:58:05] Co-op Pitchpot?

[03:58:06] What is this?

[03:58:09] Pitpot challenge, two players.

[03:58:13] Invite friends from Steam.

[03:58:15] I don't have any friends.

[03:58:17] Make sure Matt takes things for the six months.

[03:58:32] Waterly.

[03:58:36] I'm just stealing all their shit.

[03:58:37] And what are they going to do about it?

[03:58:44] These are all crates that I could open.

[03:58:48] Oh my fucking god!

[03:58:52] Oh my god.

[03:58:55] That was fricking awesome.

[03:58:56] What is that?

[03:59:17] Inspect the well.

[03:59:18] Okay, so it probably wants me to burn away those branches, I guess.

[03:59:23] This looks creepy.

[03:59:49] More chess!

[03:59:50] It's fucking awesome.

[03:59:58] It's so dark I can't even see my own hand.

[04:00:00] It's impossible to press on.

[04:00:07] What the?

[04:00:08] There's an enemy there.

[04:00:11] Oh fuck.

[04:00:13] Not bad.

[04:00:16] Are these, are these, are these the zombies?

[04:00:35] useless ones.

[04:00:36] Ah!

[04:00:37] Wait, wait, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, what's your problem?

[04:01:00] Oh my god

[04:01:30] How far? I don't know if they die.

[04:01:39] I think I just got to go.

[04:01:45] A stick!

[04:01:54] Oh my god.

[04:02:00] This place is crazy!

[04:02:30] What are these sounds?

[04:02:56] the other side. I see they have classics even in this game.

[04:03:06] This looks like a kind of the kind of room where you'd have a crazy fight.

[04:03:16] I used all my heals though.

[04:03:26] I want that chest.

[04:04:26] Let's go!

[04:04:55] Oh, wow.

[04:05:02] A little treasure room.

[04:05:16] Amazing.

[04:05:19] There's a chest above somewhere.

[04:05:24] Can I climb these walls?

[04:05:28] No.

[04:05:34] Yay, any more cuss?

[04:05:50] Secret, uh, what?

[04:05:54] I ain't reading all that.

[04:06:24] Okay, um...

[04:06:33] Well of Heaven.

[04:06:35] Thundercry Blade.

[04:06:41] Lone Cloud.

[04:06:47] So I pick three, I guess?

[04:06:51] Midnight Blades.

[04:06:54] I'll do this one.

[04:07:04] May only call that DPS.

[04:07:17] I want the infernal twin blade.

[04:07:20] I don't know, maybe it's just something that was similar, I don't know.

[04:07:50] I'm slow, but it's cool.

[04:08:04] It's heavy.

[04:08:05] I feel Alan the dummy for the prime.

[04:08:10] Oh, wait, where am I?

[04:08:16] Oh, what what the fuck where am I?

[04:08:28] Scary what the heck whoa pretty

[04:08:36] Join them

[04:08:38] This is good. I'll make it.

[04:08:39] Johnny, let me talk.

[04:08:40] He's here.

[04:08:45] Scary.

[04:08:47] Oh, my God, they're dead.

[04:09:08] I don't want to watch it.

[04:09:10] I don't want to watch it.

[04:09:12] Are they pretending to be dead or what?

[04:09:14] Oh, they're pretending to be dead.

[04:09:20] Oh, this is fucking creepy.

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[04:10:21] Is this a fight?

[04:10:23] This is- Oh! Wait. Oh.

[04:10:26] Is that the lady from the- the place?

[04:10:31] Get over here. Okay.

[04:10:35] It is the lady.

[04:10:40] She's evil!

[04:10:51] Oh my god.

[04:10:58] I kneel! Oh.

[04:11:05] She's invisible.

[04:11:18] Uh oh. I'm gonna hit by everything.

[04:11:35] Oh, shit.

[04:11:55] I only got one of my deals back

[04:12:15] Oh

[04:12:45] I'm gonna train around and practice boss mechanics before consuming resources.

[04:12:55] Wait, so do you not get stuff back?

[04:13:02] Well, do I have heals?

[04:13:11] I saw my one heel.

[04:13:41] That was a hard.

[04:14:03] I don't know how I do that in like every game.

[04:14:19] I will give it another go.

[04:14:39] So every time I lose, I lose 1% gear durability.

[04:14:42] So, that means...

[04:15:12] I think that's what I was using before, actually.

[04:15:42] I like this weapon a lot better, I feel like I'm cooking with it a little bit more.

[04:16:12] I

[04:16:22] Find cover stay away from the center what

[04:16:30] What's up fuck is she doing oh shit case three I guess

[04:17:12] I

[04:17:14] I got her!

[04:17:45] Yay!

[04:17:50] Let's go!

[04:18:14] Let me see how you're doing.

[04:18:17] Well, these guys...

[04:18:24] I did it!

[04:18:27] Well, I see something I can open.

[04:18:30] Yo, NPC Matt, thank you for the fire justice! Thank you!

[04:18:35] Thank you very much.

[04:18:39] Oh, hi, my chub.

[04:18:44] We are just a few evil guests.

[04:18:46] But that flute is made by an old man.

[04:18:49] Can you return it to me?

[04:18:53] It's a long time ago.

[04:18:54] Okay.

[04:18:55] Okay.

[04:18:56] Look, I don't have any idea.

[04:18:57] I think you guys are not familiar with it.

[04:18:59] I thought it was a familiar flute.

[04:19:00] Deep into the eyes,

[04:19:01] the heart of the dead,

[04:19:03] so many years.

[04:19:05] How can you still force them to keep their original home flute?

[04:19:08] It's just a formality of the same kind.

[04:19:10] Do you think it's familiar?

[04:19:11] Yes.

[04:19:12] Thank you for giving me the flute.

[04:19:14] New campaign unlocked, explore the head and passage.

[04:19:24] I guess I can go through here.

[04:19:35] Let's make a lot of, oh here we go, okay.

[04:19:48] Up the stairs.

[04:19:52] Now of all my burdens, only love remains for us to share.

[04:19:56] Is this...

[04:19:58] Yes, in the cold air.

[04:20:04] No, no, no. You're going to die!

[04:20:08] Okay.

[04:20:13] No, no, no, you're not going to die!

[04:20:22] What? Why are you here?

[04:20:24] Oh, it's... it's...

[04:20:26] Oh, it's...

[04:20:28] Sorry.

[04:20:30] No problem.

[04:20:39] You need to let him calm down, okay? Sure.

[04:20:49] What the...

[04:20:51] You can climb on the wrong side of the ladder.

[04:20:56] Why is that even an option?

[04:21:07] My mistake.

[04:21:10] Whoopsie.

[04:21:15] I would hate squeezing there's something like this on my lord.

[04:21:44] Alright, solo mode level 2 emerging.

[04:21:49] Okay, so I guess it probably just wants me to explore a bit now then.

[04:21:55] Survive fell down just once requires 20% HP and gain 3 seconds of vulnerability.

[04:21:58] Only solo in effective.

[04:21:59] Okay, I will get that.

[04:22:00] That sounds nice.

[04:22:01] Oh wait, I need Max HP 5000.

[04:22:03] I don't have that.

[04:22:09] What what what wait what what

[04:22:20] Oh, this is to upgrade my level, I guess.

[04:22:26] I guess it's like some kind of a...

[04:22:30] something in the back, I don't know.

[04:22:50] I

[04:23:13] Wait you

[04:23:20] I really like the combat in this game, I'm kind of surprised.

[04:23:33] I feel like these friends are not like online botch or pipe games or anything really hard.

[04:23:40] Very good.

[04:23:43] And I hit him with the sword.

[04:23:54] I had him with the strong shit!

[04:24:04] I'm strong as hell!

[04:24:14] I

[04:24:44] I love the throats and I feel like my character is a girl.

[04:24:54] Oh, level up.

[04:24:56] Yeah, hit me down here.

[04:24:59] I'm too short.

[04:25:02] Yeah, I got an umbrella.

[04:25:06] Solo mode level up.

[04:25:08] Oh, yeah, I got a lot of shit.

[04:25:12] All five attributes, very cool.

[04:25:29] Very cool.

[04:25:36] Check here? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:25:38] Do we get are we gonna trade up today? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[04:25:41] I'm gonna try to get the trade up knife today for sure

[04:25:44] In our way provides various common bonus to selective you details. I'll finish this and then I'll play CS

[04:25:52] I quite like this game

[04:25:54] Oh, dear.

[04:26:02] Dual blade sword.

[04:26:05] No blade fan.

[04:26:07] Hong blade and rope dart umbrella.

[04:26:10] I'll use the sword.

[04:26:15] End it.

[04:26:18] Lots of upgrades.

[04:26:20] I'm right and a better bow

[04:26:27] How I upgrade the gear

[04:26:31] Enhance, okay. Oh, shoot. I don't have the stuff for it

[04:26:37] Very cool.

[04:26:44] Alright, it's a time to CS Gamble.

[04:26:59] It's maybe about that time.

[04:27:02] And then I will go for my premiere unlock as well.

[04:27:06] This game is so pretty with a hook.

[04:27:09] I love Chinese games.

[04:27:12] I will.

[04:27:14] Yeah, I finished the sponsor a while ago,

[04:27:15] but if you want to check out the game, it is free to play.

[04:27:19] I very much enjoyed it.

[04:27:20] I turned into a dog, and I pet a cat, and I talked to a robot.

[04:27:28] The bosses were cool.

[04:27:30] I'm playing it in the hardest difficulty,

[04:27:32] but I've heard that it actually gets pretty hard

[04:27:36] later with some late game bosses I feel like most people at watch resturant are like the

[04:27:42] hardest difficulty because they said that they made it for our souls players basically

[04:27:46] Not bad at all.

[04:28:01] Not bad at all.

[04:28:05] Very, very nice.

[04:28:11] Legend mode is the hardest.

[04:28:12] I'm flying on Legend Mode.

[04:28:20] But once okay, so I learned something

[04:28:24] When you get Legend Mode you can don't take it off. What are these little other bunnies?

[04:28:29] Vines come here

[04:28:32] So cute

[04:28:37] When you're on Legend Mode you don't lower the difficulty because you can never get it back

[04:28:42] You have to keep it on Legend Mode forever.

[04:28:49] Okay, very fun.

[04:28:53] Alright it is now CS Degen time.

[04:29:02] It's about that time.

[04:29:04] I got update.

[04:29:06] Yes, it is indeed D-Gen time.

[04:29:14] It is indeed.

[04:29:15] I'm going to try to get a knife straight up today.

[04:29:18] I'm pretty close.

[04:29:27] Yo macaroni bear, thanks for four months.

[04:29:33] All right, fever cases.

[04:29:40] I will open these.

[04:29:41] Do you want me to purchase the keys?

[04:29:50] A thousand dollars in your steam bomb.

[04:29:58] That's a lot of money.

[04:30:02] I mean, guys, I'm going to be completely honest right now.

[04:30:07] I just got paid out for a bunch of the sponsors I did.

[04:30:13] It wasn't in February.

[04:30:15] And I'm like, man, it's time to invest back

[04:30:18] into the stream, you know, with some CSCO gambling.

[04:30:26] You know, it's investing.

[04:30:27] It's investing.

[04:30:29] It's investing, dang it.

[04:30:36] Yeah, it's investing back into the stream,

[04:30:39] investing back into the stream to open cases

[04:30:42] because it's like, you know, when,

[04:30:46] you know how when you're a kid,

[04:30:49] your family's like, oh, let's go on vacation,

[04:30:52] let's go to Disney World.

[04:30:54] It's like that except it's me with you guys.

[04:30:57] I'm like, guys, don't you want to go to CSGO Gambling Land?

[04:31:00] And everyone's like, yeah, let's go.

[04:31:02] And then I buy $2,000 for the cases.

[04:31:06] I haven't spent that much.

[04:31:08] But imagine, it's like we're going to Disney World.

[04:31:17] All I get is blues.

[04:31:19] Everywhere I look, all I see is blues.

[04:31:23] What the fuck?

[04:31:27] I don't even remember the last time I got a non-blue, I feel like I've opened like 40

[04:31:32] cases and a random non-blue.

[04:31:34] Oh!

[04:31:35] A purple!

[04:31:36] Wow!

[04:31:37] It's not enough.

[04:31:38] Her account, I can write this off on taxes.

[04:31:50] I know people joke about that, but I actually don't write off stuff that I...

[04:31:57] or like in-game stuff that I buy on stream on my taxes because imagine like

[04:32:02] you get audited for that having to explain oh I had to spend thousands of dollars on skins in a game

[04:32:11] like it just sounds like a nightmare I don't know like cosplays I feel like they understand that

[04:32:16] because it's like costumes or work clothes if it's a cosplay that it's like sport event that I get

[04:32:21] paid for. She writes those off, um, but, or like equipment, but like in-game stuff? I don't know, man.

[04:32:31] I don't know.

[04:32:39] I love pulling blues over and over and over again all day.

[04:32:47] Oh my god. Why did Melissa just put security in clothes?

[04:32:51] Made your mistake. Thank you for the three months and Al, Jesse, thanks for 11 months.

[04:33:10] No.

[04:33:12] So people get views simply for whaling?

[04:33:21] Yeah, that's true.

[04:33:24] I mean, I don't...

[04:33:27] You guys watch because I'm a whale.

[04:33:30] I'm not that bad of a whale.

[04:33:32] I'm a bad whale in some games.

[04:33:35] I don't know if I get a lot of whale.

[04:33:41] Male watching and lawyers, I don't know.

[04:33:45] Newtky, thanks for four months.

[04:33:48] We big.

[04:33:50] Oh my god, oh thank you for the 20.

[04:33:53] Thanks, Oaf.

[04:33:55] I will try to win big, I'll try to win big, Newtky.

[04:33:58] Thank you, Oaf, W-Oaf, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[04:34:01] Subpay out for cases?

[04:34:04] Guess I gotta buy more cases.

[04:34:08] Oh my gosh.

[04:34:10] Oh supports the gambling I mean, I feel like most people here support the gambling

[04:34:16] No one's telling me not to do it

[04:34:22] Everyone's just saying gold gold gold or they put in that that game that gave me will emo

[04:34:30] John McHero, thanks for 20 months

[04:34:40] I wish I could get a damn tank.

[04:34:46] I'm gonna have to buy more keys here in a second.

[04:35:00] I'll see you in a minute though.

[04:35:06] Django!

[04:35:07] Thanks for two months.

[04:35:08] Welcome back.

[04:35:09] Last key.

[04:35:09] I have to buy more after this.

[04:35:12] Yeah, yeah, I haven't forgotten the trade-ups.

[04:35:14] But I think I have to open for a bit before I

[04:35:17] will have enough to.

[04:35:18] Let me see.

[04:35:19] Let me see.

[04:35:20] Let me see.

[04:35:21] Let me see.

[04:35:23] Can I trade up purples?

[04:35:24] Oh, nice.

[04:35:25] OK.

[04:35:29] Wait, that was actually nice.

[04:35:31] Oh, purples.

[04:35:34] OK, that's all the purples.

[04:35:37] I think I still don't have enough pinks.

[04:35:42] I need one more pink, so I need more purples.

[04:35:49] See, I just got a bunch of blues, though.

[04:35:52] Stat track.

[04:35:55] OK, here we go.

[04:36:00] More purples.

[04:36:01] Yeah, I need to open way more, even for trade up.

[04:36:09] I do not have a lot of guns anymore.

[04:36:11] Alright, we gotta open more.

[04:36:18] Alright.

[04:36:19] Oh my gosh.

[04:36:20] Alright.

[04:36:22] Oh my gosh.

[04:36:27] Yo Johnny, thank you for the tan!

[04:36:43] Thank you.

[04:36:47] Johnny, thank you for the 10!

[04:36:50] Thank you!

[04:36:51] Wow, wow, thank you guys so much

[04:36:53] for understanding my gambling addiction.

[04:36:57] I don't really have a gambling addiction.

[04:36:59] I just like spending-

[04:37:03] Oh, what, what, what, what?

[04:37:06] Oh my God, it's so ugly!

[04:37:08] It's so ugly!

[04:37:10] It's so ugly!

[04:37:12] It's so ugly!

[04:37:15] Oh my god, it's so ugly!

[04:37:21] It's so ugly!

[04:37:25] It's so ugly!

[04:37:27] It's got rust on it!

[04:37:30] Battle scarred!

[04:37:34] Dude, it's so... I can't use this!

[04:37:37] This looks worse than the default knife!

[04:37:42] The magician, thanks for the two months!

[04:37:45] The worst knife? Can we just pretend this never happened? I'm so upset.

[04:37:50] It's intimidating though.

[04:37:53] Is it?

[04:37:58] Oh wait, I've read for CT. Oh my god, it's so ugly.

[04:38:04] It's so ugly.

[04:38:06] It's so ugly!

[04:38:15] You get tetanus?

[04:38:16] Oh my god, not a thing for the bets.

[04:38:24] I'm gonna- I'll open another one!

[04:38:26] Don't worry, I'll open another one!

[04:38:29] Blue Ninja thanks for 26 months.

[04:38:31] Dude, it's so ugly!

[04:38:33] Okay, watch, my trade-up knife is gonna be beautiful.

[04:38:37] My trade-up knife is gonna be gorgeous.

[04:38:40] And that will be the one that I use.

[04:38:44] Remember how I was saying that the first knife I pull,

[04:38:46] or you were saying that the first knife I pull

[04:38:49] is like, it's like your child, you have to love it?

[04:38:53] I can't love it, bro, it's too ugly.

[04:38:57] It's too ugly.

[04:39:00] Oh my God, dude, hitting that gold was so hype, though,

[04:39:02] but the instant disappointment.

[04:39:06] Oh my god.

[04:39:11] Oh my god.

[04:39:12] It's cold and it's shit.

[04:39:14] And I guess that's the the gambling experience, right?

[04:39:20] Oh my god.

[04:39:27] I can't fucking believe that.

[04:39:32] I just need one more pink one more pink and I can get another knife

[04:39:46] Oh um well I don't hate it that much where I would get rid of it you know even though

[04:39:59] I don't like it. It's not like I just might get enough to get rid of it

[04:40:05] You know, it's a

[04:40:07] special to me

[04:40:09] I'm starting to actually like it now that I think about it

[04:40:14] Yeah, that's my first life. It's my my my first born, you know

[04:40:21] Dude, I can't fucking believe that that's crazy

[04:40:24] This is crazy.

[04:40:27] This is all rusty too.

[04:40:31] Oh, oh, oh, I got a run!

[04:40:34] Wait, okay, I don't even need to open more now.

[04:40:36] Okay, well, oh, oh, do I do it now or should I open all?

[04:40:41] I feel like I open all my cases first for the best luck.

[04:40:44] What do you guys think?

[04:40:45] Do I do it now?

[04:40:49] Now? Open all?

[04:40:51] My gut is telling me to open all the cases.

[04:40:57] Oh my god, I'm so excited.

[04:41:11] Imagine it gives me the same knife though.

[04:41:13] What would be the odds of that?

[04:41:15] Actually probably higher than you would think, right?

[04:41:17] There's only that many knives, I'm sure.

[04:41:20] That would be crazy. That would be crazy.

[04:41:32] I gotta go fast, man.

[04:41:40] Dude, now I'm de-gen-opening cases. Oh my god.

[04:41:50] Um, they're actually not looking at me at all they left me

[04:41:58] They're gone. Too weak being even worse. Okay, okay, I'll go back to watching it.

[04:42:11] I can't fucking believe that dude.

[04:42:16] My knife was so ugly!

[04:42:20] And one more key and then I'll buy the rest.

[04:42:39] And then I'll trade up.

[04:42:43] Oh, this is going to be good.

[04:42:45] I can't wait.

[04:42:47] I can't wait.

[04:42:48] Okay, how many? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 19.

[04:43:00] I might have skipped one, but I'm gonna buy 19 for now, just in case.

[04:43:09] Dude, you can't say 6, 7 just for counting, counting up.

[04:43:13] up. I can't skip those numbers or anything.

[04:43:20] Oh, my goodness.

[04:43:27] Yo, Antony, thanks for the 16 months.

[04:43:35] Welcome back.

[04:43:40] Welcome back.

[04:43:47] I'm not getting anything now.

[04:44:02] I mean, I guess I just hit gold.

[04:44:04] Why was it so ugly now?

[04:44:07] Oh, my god, the op.

[04:44:13] Yo Playboy party, thanks for 40 months!

[04:44:25] Welcome back, man.

[04:44:32] You guys don't think I'm like a degenerate loser for doing this every day recently,

[04:45:00] Right.

[04:45:09] Right.

[04:45:11] Right.

[04:45:12] Right.

[04:45:13] Right.

[04:45:14] Right.

[04:45:18] Gotcha is less bad than CSGO.

[04:45:23] I think it depends on what game you're playing,

[04:45:25] but yeah, most of them, yeah.

[04:45:28] Most of gotcha is less bad than CSGO.

[04:45:33] No, that's true because gotcha has pity.

[04:45:37] In a gotcha game, you would get a knife

[04:45:38] after like $200 worth of pulls.

[04:45:42] But this, you can spend thousands of dollars

[04:45:44] and never get one if you're unlucky enough.

[04:45:52] But you can't sell it.

[04:45:54] Oh my god, but most of the skins are worth like 15 cents.

[04:45:59] Like, it's not, you know, like,

[04:46:07] it's a trick, man.

[04:46:09] And I bet most of those weapons that are worth less

[04:46:12] than five bucks, no one's even gonna buy it, probably.

[04:46:18] It's gonna be sitting on the marketplace forever.

[04:46:24] They do?

[04:46:27] Really?

[04:46:28] Who?

[04:46:29] Who buying them?

[04:46:36] They sell like crazy?

[04:46:41] I actually wouldn't have expected that.

[04:46:43] I've listened to so many of these,

[04:46:44] they're just damn ugly as hell.

[04:46:54] Okay, last case, and then it's trade up time.

[04:47:15] I'm going to see, so I have five reds.

[04:47:19] It'd be nice if maybe I could keep one of them, though, so let me see what I can get

[04:47:24] right up here. All right, trade up time! This is it! This is it! Please give me a

[04:47:30] pretty gun! That's all that I ask. Please. I don't think I'll be able to make another

[04:47:39] pink, but I will try.

[04:47:42] Okay, no.

[04:47:45] Oh, no, I can.

[04:47:51] Okay.

[04:47:52] Lovely.

[04:47:53] Then goodbye, pinks.

[04:47:58] Oh, I got the AWP!

[04:48:05] I don't really, okay, I don't really use the AWP since I'm still worried the game

[04:48:09] But I think that I like the off of all of these um red skin, so I think I'm gonna keep that off. I

[04:48:15] like that one

[04:48:16] So I'm gonna keep that one

[04:48:19] Okay, this is it. Please don't give me the same knife. Please please

[04:48:26] Please please

[04:48:28] Please

[04:48:31] Come on

[04:48:33] Oh my god gloves!

[04:48:36] I got gloves! Okay, they're not that cool, but I like them. They're not bad. They're not bad.

[04:48:41] You know what? I mean that to use my rust knife. I got gloves!

[04:48:47] I mean, I know they're not like crazy looking, but I kind of didn't expect to get gloves at all.

[04:48:55] Worst gloves?

[04:48:58] Poop gloves and poop knife?

[04:49:00] Dax, thanks for 49 months, bro.

[04:49:04] They're not that bad.

[04:49:08] They're not that bad.

[04:49:13] They're field tested.

[04:49:15] I don't think they're that bad.

[04:49:20] I don't think they're that bad.

[04:49:21] Crypto Noi, thanks for the two months.

[04:49:24] Check the price.

[04:49:26] Moto Gloves, third commando company.

[04:49:30] They're $50?

[04:49:34] Not that bad.

[04:49:37] So I'm not bad. Angie Jaggs, thanks for the six months. All right. Well, I guess I have to actually play the game now.

[04:49:46] Unless I just buy more cases for no apparent reason.

[04:49:51] Contrary script, thanks for the nine months.

[04:49:54] I'm not chud what do you mean? Well actually kind of yeah, I kind of am. Yo F Brands thanks

[04:50:13] Thanks for two years and Oshkrika for twenty months.

[04:50:17] Thank you.

[04:50:18] I look crazy right now.

[04:50:19] I look like a skit-so-lady.

[04:50:22] Look what Ludwig got of his first-ever CS case.

[04:50:30] So the best thing is rare special item.

[04:50:33] The purple things are third best.

[04:50:36] This thing is second best.

[04:50:39] And then the blue is all mid.

[04:50:43] why don't we just get the yellow fig then no way he got a knife out of his

[04:50:47] first ever case oh my god oh my god oh my god what the hell dude there's no way

[04:51:01] That's a really pretty knife!

[04:51:06] What?

[04:51:07] That was my first box I've ever opened.

[04:51:11] Comparison is the thief of all joy.

[04:51:17] And Twitch Chat is also the thief of all joy.

[04:51:24] Fuck you guys.

[04:51:27] Don't point to the laugh at me assholes god.

[04:51:35] You know what?

[04:51:36] I'm buying more cases.

[04:51:39] This way we both lose.

[04:51:40] Actually you guys just win.

[04:51:41] Well, um.

[04:51:42] I want to buy some cool cases I've never opened before, um, are recoil cases ugly?

[04:51:57] Yeah, try some gammas.

[04:52:08] Gamma 2.

[04:52:15] These are $5 each!

[04:52:19] You guys know I can't afford that.

[04:52:26] guys look at my beautiful gloves and my beautiful knife okay can I be honest I

[04:52:40] actually don't even hate them now that I see them in game but I don't like that

[04:52:44] if I were new to the game I wouldn't even realize it was skins I would think

[04:52:48] I think it was just default shit.

[04:52:55] Poop knife and poop glove.

[04:53:04] So what dude?

[04:53:07] Press F to inspect the knife.

[04:53:10] Damn it looks like shit.

[04:53:12] Damn it looks like shit.

[04:53:13] Damn it looks like shit.

[04:53:14] Damn it looks like shit.

[04:53:15] Damn it looks like shit.

[04:53:16] Damn it looks like shit.

[04:53:17] So nice.

[04:53:18] So nice.

[04:53:19] Damn it.

[04:53:20] Shit.

[04:53:21] Move!

[04:53:22] Well, he dropped the bomb, so that's good.

[04:53:41] Oh, shit.

[04:53:46] That was my teammate, why?

[04:53:55] Hello, are we good?

[04:54:03] You walked in front of him?

[04:54:15] saw your knife? Oh well, that's understandable.

[04:54:24] What? I don't care, we win this round. I don't care. I got an assist

[04:54:28] for what I don't know. I don't think I even hit anybody.

[04:54:37] Wait a second, it's Palm Beach Pete.

[04:54:41] Wait a second...

[04:54:45] Hold up.

[04:54:48] Oh yeah, I didn't even put in my in-ear monitors!

[04:54:53] I forgot, I am playing with my speakers!

[04:55:11] I'm running out I don't know why I'm pushing

[04:55:30] I have my earbuds in now turns out she's as good as the knife

[04:55:54] So you're saying I'm special and better?

[04:55:59] Oh my god, we lost.

[04:56:04] All right, let me take a drop some of the title.

[04:56:14] Hold on.

[04:56:15] I'm fixing my title.

[04:56:24] I forgot to buy I'm scared don't never get me

[04:56:51] Man, I didn't hear him.

[04:57:02] Cavs, thanks for the 13 months.

[04:57:10] Come on Palm Beach Pete.

[04:57:13] You got this man, you got this.

[04:57:15] This is your round.

[04:57:18] It's your round, dude.

[04:57:22] Where are you going?

[04:57:23] That's him!

[04:57:24] That's Tommy's Pete!

[04:57:25] That's him!

[04:57:26] What the fuck is that?

[04:57:27] I'm speechless.

[04:57:28] I'm speechless.

[04:57:29] I'm speechless.

[04:57:30] I'm speechless.

[04:57:31] I'm speechless.

[04:57:32] What the f*** is that?

[04:57:41] I'm speechless.

[04:57:49] Go, go, go!

[04:57:51] Everyone wants to go B all the time.

[04:57:55] Throwing flashbang.

[04:57:59] Throwing fire.

[04:58:02] I don't even know where to stand for a I don't know what I was doing. I don't even know what to say

[04:58:22] What I'm fracking now can you stop showing your knife, please

[04:58:28] It's not that bad! Dennis, thanks for the four months! It's not even that bad! I think

[04:58:40] you guys need to grow up. Look at it. It's got a long line and a dot and a short line

[04:58:48] and a dot. It looks kind of like a face if you look at it. Like period, underscore period.

[04:58:55] It's kind of cute if you look at it like that, you know.

[04:58:58] Oh, shit.

[04:58:59] That's a good one, Flashbang.

[04:59:06] That's a good one, Flashbang.

[04:59:08] That's a good one, Flashbang.

[04:59:14] What the?

[04:59:14] Oh, he hit him.

[04:59:29] Oh, good try.

[04:59:35] 1v1.

[04:59:36] I think that the guy is hurt.

[04:59:44] He's shifting around like a little mouse. I hear him.

[05:00:02] Damn.

[05:00:09] Emi, everyone knows the better the skins you have, the better you are. Locked in.

[05:00:19] So what you're saying is I need to buy more skins.

[05:00:22] Let's show them who we are.

[05:00:24] Like, immediately after this round.

[05:00:39] You're right, dude, I'm even worse than yesterday!

[05:00:46] What am I doing?

[05:01:02] Dude, hell yeah.

[05:01:05] Come on, Palm Beach Pete, you got this.

[05:01:09] The bomb has been cleared.

[05:01:39] I try. I guess.

[05:02:01] Unlike you. Really?

[05:02:06] are we all for it again

[05:02:54] Palm Beach Pete is always the last one alive.

[05:03:00] He always survives.

[05:03:12] We have a DC.

[05:03:14] No, man, come on.

[05:03:19] We can still win man, don't give up.

[05:03:25] Don't give up.

[05:03:28] Oh brother.

[05:03:35] I'm gonna go get a water.

[05:03:40] My first computer just crashed, we'll be back.

[05:03:49] Hello.

[05:04:19] Good morning.

[05:04:42] Can you walk in now?

[05:04:44] Yeah, I'm sorry.

[05:04:46] sorry open a case if you lose an open 30 cases if you win you know what deal I

[05:04:58] will encourage myself to play better through gambling addiction

[05:05:05] 6. Grif Raffery Thanks For 5 Months.

[05:05:16] And Elm 7 Months, Thank You.

[05:05:27] Stand right here. Come here. Stand right here and cross.

[05:05:29] That was just me, guys.

[05:05:58] I'm just a board. I'm just a vision board. Whatever.

[05:06:10] Wow, we won a 4v5 round though. I feel like it's pretty good.

[05:06:56] They planted on the other side.

[05:07:00] He knifed me!

[05:07:04] Maximus, thanks for the one year.

[05:07:08] Man.

[05:07:26] of

[05:07:33] the

[05:07:37] death

[05:07:40] of

[05:07:49] Do you think that our TV is going to come back or is he just gone forever?

[05:08:02] They're like, she's gone forever.

[05:08:32] I don't know how to paint, okay, he sees it, he knows where he is too I think.

[05:08:54] Should I just peek it for him?

[05:08:55] I'm scared.

[05:08:57] He's gone.

[05:08:58] He's probably went to A, I don't know.

[05:09:00] He's still there.

[05:09:02] He's got him up!

[05:09:04] Come on, come on, come on!

[05:09:06] Beach, beach!

[05:09:08] No!

[05:09:12] Dang it.

[05:09:14] That's so sad.

[05:09:22] Do you think Palm Beach Pete likes my knife?

[05:09:26] Let's give it to the boys.

[05:09:30] You scared me.

[05:09:43] You can go this way.

[05:09:58] He's trying to ping me but I don't understand.

[05:10:27] I'm still aiming too low.

[05:10:29] God.

[05:10:31] I'm on the cyst.

[05:10:32] Flash by.

[05:10:40] Oh, shit.

[05:10:40] He's right above me.

[05:10:42] Oh, shit.

[05:10:43] He's right above me.

[05:10:44] I

[05:10:56] These games are so fucking silly

[05:11:07] I'm gonna start crying I'm gonna start crying soon

[05:11:12] Ready guys, I'm gonna start crying soon

[05:11:14] Oh, I am 7-Eleven.

[05:11:27] I fuck with 7-Eleven really hard.

[05:11:29] I think 7-Eleven might be my favorite convenient store type place.

[05:11:36] Why did someone type exclamation point knife?

[05:11:42] Why would you do that?

[05:11:44] Oh

[05:11:48] I don't know where to go right now

[05:12:09] They got Pete

[05:12:14] I

[05:12:26] Not clone yay

[05:12:38] Don't worry guys we can still win we can still win this 4v5

[05:12:44] You see my shit knife?

[05:12:54] Do you like it?

[05:13:12] was trying to knife fight. I'm blending. I'm blending. Protect me, please.

[05:13:42] We want a round somehow!

[05:13:54] Woo!

[05:13:57] Your happy emerald cat, thanks for the 16 months.

[05:14:02] Full by, it's that time.

[05:14:07] third decoy towards A, push B.

[05:14:14] The comms, I guess.

[05:14:22] Oh!

[05:14:23] He- it was a-

[05:14:28] I lost to a guy with a- the pistol.

[05:14:33] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[05:14:35] I'm sorry, I left it down.

[05:14:50] It's right there.

[05:14:53] I don't know.

[05:14:58] What a disaster.

[05:15:05] Try it again, try it again, try it again.

[05:15:10] Try it again!

[05:15:11] He's not giving up!

[05:15:12] I just have a turd equal to be

[05:15:42] Oh my lord

[05:15:52] If you surrender as Marshall they're voting no to surrender all right we don't surrender

[05:15:58] What's your name?

[05:16:12] Please stop pulling that knife out, it's hurting me.

[05:16:19] I'm sorry.

[05:16:28] of

[05:16:35] death

[05:16:38] of

[05:16:42] death

[05:16:45] of

[05:16:48] death

[05:16:53] Come back time it's come back time bro

[05:17:23] So, why do people only ever go B on this map?

[05:17:29] Is A2 hard?

[05:17:30] That guy just loves running out.

[05:17:43] I

[05:18:04] Will still be one

[05:18:13] of

[05:18:20] the

[05:18:25] death

[05:18:28] of

[05:18:33] the

[05:19:08] I don't need to reload while I'm doing this.

[05:19:25] Oh no, it's just me and two guys!

[05:19:28] I'm scared.

[05:19:29] That was hard.

[05:19:30] That was hard. I don't know if I could have done that. I was against the AWP guy too. That

[05:19:41] wasn't the guy that killed me though. Bungly, thanks for three months. Thank you. Well,

[05:19:53] That's okay, we had an AFK, I guess, it happens, only up from here, I guess, only up from here.

[05:20:04] Oh, I guess.

[05:20:08] Man, why is Premiere so hard to unlock?

[05:20:19] Man, I got like no skins, I mean.

[05:20:33] I guess I will equip some skins.

[05:21:03] Yo Itachi, thanks for the 10 gifted subs, thank you so much.

[05:21:25] Thanks Itachi, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[05:21:30] They're only adding to favorites.

[05:21:31] Oh.

[05:21:32] I thought that favorites was equipping them.

[05:21:39] God damn it, man.

[05:21:43] Okay.

[05:21:44] Um.

[05:21:45] Just says, huh?

[05:22:04] Someone I don't see that option.

[05:22:08] I'm queuing.

[05:22:09] I want to play.

[05:22:13] loadout. I see. It's crazy how many um how many cases I've opened I got no

[05:22:31] fucking skins. You know, Eatherbury, thanks for 19 months. Thank you.

[05:22:43] I've got no fucking skins.

[05:23:03] Oh man, I'm so broke dude.

[05:23:23] I traded everything and I got messed up gloves.

[05:23:28] oh my god shit knife shit gloves

[05:23:41] yeah like all the can I be real I feel like every CS skin is ugly personally

[05:23:54] They all look bad well some of the knife skins are pretty but I feel like the gun skins

[05:24:03] they don't have that many good-looking gun skins.

[05:24:08] I'm sorry but that's just how it is.

[05:24:22] That's just how it is.

[05:24:52] I'm gonna cancel this again.

[05:25:13] I'll get a game eventually.

[05:25:43] Please give me a game, man.

[05:25:47] Okay, Nuke and Agents is there in Premiere.

[05:25:49] I'm not cancelling this queue again, but okay, I'll do it next time.

[05:26:00] Let's roll.

[05:26:13] We got this.

[05:26:40] Hello Chaotic Trash.

[05:26:41] Hello Rick, hello three.

[05:27:02] Hey.

[05:27:03] Hey.

[05:27:04] Oh my god.

[05:27:11] Oh my god, we got shit on!

[05:27:21] I'm gay guys!

[05:27:27] What did he say?

[05:27:31] Did he say I'm gay guys?

[05:27:39] I have the bomb.

[05:27:56] And I died instantly.

[05:27:59] I didn't see him right away.

[05:28:06] Good thing I didn't buy, right, guys?

[05:28:23] Okay, wants to go to B now.

[05:28:29] Wow guys, I think I'm a butterfly.

[05:28:39] Oh, that's the sound the butterfly makes.

[05:28:49] Oh

[05:29:02] They both died

[05:29:11] Pew Pew

[05:29:13] I

[05:29:16] Koka-kola girl, thanks for 33 all my games yesterday, so you better win this guy I

[05:29:25] Better not be with weak will people can't forget pussy

[05:29:32] Let's go man, right man. Let's go man

[05:29:43] Yeah, buddy, we got him.

[05:29:53] I heard someone walking.

[05:29:58] Weak Tor, thanks for 15 months.

[05:30:04] I don't know where he went.

[05:30:14] These guys are pussy ass bitches, bro.

[05:30:20] That's one where they call him by, but I've been calling them the other.

[05:30:26] Fuck!

[05:30:29] Fuck. Last one's on Cat.

[05:30:34] I don't know where Cat is.

[05:30:37] Is Cat this way?

[05:30:40] He's on B side, Cat.

[05:30:46] Okay, when you get right there, just walk, okay, walk.

[05:30:50] Oh, they're coaching me.

[05:30:51] He's right on the right.

[05:30:53] Like, when you get underneath the mouth, then he's right on the right.

[05:30:56] It's why we go more less people.

[05:31:09] Okay?

[05:31:10] You know what we got to do?

[05:31:14] We don't do that.

[05:31:15] We don't do that.

[05:31:16] We don't do that.

[05:31:17] But you got no outfit.

[05:31:18] I don't.

[05:31:19] I don't.

[05:31:20] I don't.

[05:31:21] I don't.

[05:31:22] I don't.

[05:31:23] I don't.

[05:31:24] I don't.

[05:31:25] to have the basic ones.

[05:31:27] Dude, I like the shot.

[05:31:28] You might as well just give me the gloves at that point.

[05:31:30] They're not that bad.

[05:31:31] I want to get some stricter gloves for 88,000.

[05:31:35] Nice.

[05:31:38] They're red.

[05:31:41] Like, of course, they're red.

[05:31:42] Oh, I should have shown them the knife.

[05:31:44] I'll show them the knife next round.

[05:31:48] Watch offers on cat.

[05:31:50] that. They all got obstacles.

[05:31:57] How do you miss all your shots if you have fallen recoil?

[05:32:12] Oh, that was so fast these guys are good

[05:32:22] Well, I'm gonna show the guy who shit talk my gloves my knife

[05:32:32] That was the guy behind you there were three guys ahead of me to

[05:32:37] Where's he?

[05:32:42] I'm gonna get a gas.

[05:33:12] Oh

[05:33:23] Hey seems there

[05:33:31] I'm hiding

[05:33:42] One's on site.

[05:33:50] Fuck.

[05:33:52] I suck, man.

[05:34:12] I need to learn to just sit there and do nothing more.

[05:34:19] That's gonna be...

[05:34:30] They wouldn't be off in middle would they?

[05:34:37] I died with the bomb in the worst possible spot.

[05:34:42] two.

[05:34:52] Nice.

[05:35:02] I want to kiss guys sometimes.

[05:35:56] Yeah, he's no market.

[05:36:00] You're just saying. Oh shit!

[05:36:02] What?!

[05:36:06] Light it up, please!

[05:36:11] Why did she shoot?

[05:36:17] You gotta take this shit.

[05:36:26] why didn't you shoot bro I did you're not here to go off

[05:36:39] this game is so stupid I literally shot him in the face his whole fucking body is in my

[05:36:47] I crossed here

[05:37:17] We only have one round again, man.

[05:37:24] Hi, matcha.

[05:37:27] Come on.

[05:37:29] Diggy.

[05:37:31] Aw.

[05:37:39] Let's go A.

[05:37:42] We're not gonna win this game, but it's a very good attack.

[05:38:04] Kitty!

[05:38:07] Kitty!

[05:38:09] Kitty!

[05:38:10] Kitty!

[05:38:11] Kitchy no kitty kitty stay here, please. Oh kitty kitty kitty

[05:38:32] I don't want to go anymore

[05:38:36] Are you doing?

[05:38:41] Move it, move it!

[05:38:55] Why are my whole team just sitting in the base?

[05:39:05] Guys, I think I'm gay.

[05:39:08] Blue!

[05:39:11] It's four of us guys.

[05:39:23] I shot him.

[05:39:33] What the fuck?

[05:39:36] We are doing really, really good.

[05:39:52] I have a phone, guys. He's being AFK.

[05:39:55] We should just surrender.

[05:39:57] We're gonna lose this.

[05:40:01] Counter-terrorists win.

[05:40:06] No, we can't. No. No, we can't.

[05:40:22] This is what we have been working for.

[05:40:36] I

[05:41:01] Fuck I could have gone the other guy too I suck

[05:41:06] what is that knife? that knife also sucks but not as much as mine I guess

[05:41:33] Yes.

[05:41:34] Is this really the spot to stand?

[05:41:57] I mean, I wouldn't know.

[05:41:59] Yo, Epidemic, thanks for 46 months!

[05:42:02] I'm not sure what to do with this.

[05:42:25] What's that saw?

[05:42:27] That was all my fault, guys.

[05:42:33] Slayer Rain 6, thanks for the prime.

[05:42:36] I should have not been a brave guy.

[05:42:39] I should have been a coward and let him defuse.

[05:42:43] No, it's not your fault.

[05:42:45] It's all my fault!

[05:42:47] I can't have people for this!

[05:42:55] That's fine.

[05:43:02] That's all I do.

[05:43:17] another game with an afk but to be fair we were losing way before we had the afk so

[05:43:38] So, you know, it is what it is.

[05:43:53] Rust coat knife.

[05:43:55] Like I'm embarrassed to pull that thing out.

[05:44:00] I don't want to use it.

[05:44:14] Someone's alive.

[05:44:16] That was my teammate that I tried to shoot at.

[05:44:30] Ow! Ow! My fertility!

[05:44:58] Oh, that's fine.

[05:45:00] As I think that we lost, I think it is over.

[05:45:47] I

[05:45:50] What is he listening to

[05:46:03] Damn

[05:46:17] Next one we will win!

[05:46:23] Oh my god dude!

[05:46:40] Oh my god dude!

[05:46:42] When can I play premier?

[05:46:47] I want the faster Q times.

[05:46:50] BAH!

[05:46:52] Sorry.

[05:46:53] Lawrence, thanks for the prime.

[05:46:56] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[05:46:59] You gotta play this game with friends.

[05:47:02] Russell did say he would play with me.

[05:47:05] I don't think he's online though.

[05:47:09] I'm not seeing any Russell so I don't know yeah I don't have friends I could play with

[05:47:19] Cynna Cynna said she put in playing CS

[05:47:31] even if we don't win for the camaraderie and I can show her my my knife and my

[05:47:37] My gloves are like pulled today!

[05:47:46] You know...

[05:47:49] If you show up...

[05:47:54] It would be so awesome!

[05:47:57] It would be so awesome!

[05:47:58] Yo, hey, it's Tim! Thank you for the crime!

[05:48:02] It would be so awesome!

[05:48:05] It would be so awesome!

[05:48:07] it would be so awesome it would be so awesome

[05:48:37] Oh, I have the bomb on my myself.

[05:48:39] Gotta go!

[05:48:59] No one's here.

[05:49:01] I'm blotting them on.

[05:49:03] I

[05:49:06] Blended the bike bro. I net we never play a I don't know where to

[05:49:12] I'm gonna sit right here

[05:49:18] This is my spot now

[05:49:20] It would be so awesome.

[05:49:47] It would be so awesome.

[05:49:50] It would be so awesome.

[05:50:15] Time to ward.

[05:50:17] Oh my god.

[05:50:19] Yo, yo, thanks for 46 months!

[05:50:23] Oh my god!

[05:50:25] Oh my god!

[05:50:29] It would be so awesome.

[05:50:37] It would be so awesome.

[05:50:47] one

[05:50:56] We're wearing this

[05:51:18] I'm so loud

[05:51:32] Well, now that I've scared you goodbye like a phantom

[05:51:44] Damn

[05:51:47] Oh, man, what the hell?

[05:52:17] Damn. Well, I should not have bought. Now I'm in trouble. Uh, I'm so safe.

[05:53:07] I

[05:53:15] Think I stepped in front of my teammate

[05:53:37] Um, I don't want to say anything.

[05:53:47] Alright, let's go A, I guess.

[05:53:55] We're about to walk together.

[05:54:13] Bro!

[05:54:15] He wasn't even looking at first.

[05:54:25] It's going for the planet.

[05:54:42] Is that a bomb skin?

[05:54:49] No?

[05:54:53] Why does it look different?

[05:54:56] Inspect?

[05:54:57] Oh.

[05:54:58] I thought it looked different.

[05:55:05] OK, this guy.

[05:55:06] I know you guys say I'm looking at the floor.

[05:55:08] This guy is unironically aiming up a floor.

[05:55:19] Yeah!

[05:55:20] Yeah!

[05:55:22] Woo!

[05:55:34] Okay.

[05:55:38] Guys, I told you we kill them all.

[05:55:40] I wanna go beat you again.

[05:55:47] Throw in the black bags.

[05:56:19] I did not expect that fuck

[05:56:30] it's not a good place for the bomb to be what the heck oh nice

[05:56:40] Nice!

[05:56:41] Oh, nice!

[05:56:42] Oh!

[05:56:43] Won't be won.

[05:56:44] Oh!

[05:56:45] That fucked up.

[05:56:55] I need to pick it up, dude.

[05:56:58] I'm fucking not doing great.

[05:57:01] I'm just going to spend all my money.

[05:57:04] Actually, no.

[05:57:06] Yeah, big bopper, thank you for the prime.

[05:57:21] I'll take it whatever I'm the only guy

[05:57:40] I need to play better, I'm 2-in-6.

[05:57:55] six

[05:58:02] of

[05:58:09] the

[05:58:13] death

[05:58:16] of

[05:58:22] the

[05:58:27] There's one more guy, she just plant little bro.

[05:58:44] I'm gonna plant.

[05:58:51] Plant.

[05:58:54] Yay!

[05:59:14] We're being carried by Kenpachi.

[05:59:39] I remember that guy getting me there.

[05:59:40] I never forgot.

[05:59:41] Uh-oh.

[05:59:42] Oh

[05:59:51] Right in my fucking face, dude

[06:00:04] Oh my god, he's behind me fuck I thought I I didn't I didn't see him at all

[06:00:08] I thought maybe he was covering the bomb there. I don't know

[06:00:12] My bad.

[06:00:19] Ugh.

[06:00:24] Ugh.

[06:00:27] Ugh.

[06:00:30] Ugh.

[06:00:33] Good try.

[06:00:38] Good try!

[06:01:08] One more enemy team set, the only thing you one tap is the McDonald's ass.

[06:01:38] One guy went up.

[06:01:40] Oh, he has been twisted.

[06:01:42] Yeah.

[06:01:50] Why not? It's so ugly. It's so ugly.

[06:01:54] It's so ugly. It's so ugly.

[06:01:56] It's like a like episode. Thanks for some deep months, dude. Hello.

[06:02:02] Why is it so ugly? It's so ugly.

[06:02:06] Let's go, let's go!

[06:02:25] Fuck.

[06:02:30] That's fine, I guess.

[06:02:32] Oh wait, uh, two to three.

[06:02:36] I know you guys say my crosshair placement is bad, but like look at this guy

[06:03:06] Oh

[06:03:17] Nice try you got a poop knife. Oh, yeah

[06:03:22] It does look like one doesn't it?

[06:03:27] Yep, it's something

[06:03:36] Fuck.

[06:03:43] Nice try.

[06:03:50] Dude, this guy's trying to carry us so hard.

[06:04:04] But we're so bad.

[06:04:10] Now this is a close game.

[06:04:13] 6 to 6, this is the closest game I've ever had.

[06:04:18] Usually it's a...

[06:04:26] I started, but the red did it, red did it, red did it, throw it away.

[06:04:29] Oh, I'm digging it.

[06:04:34] They're going, eh?

[06:04:41] They're all gone.

[06:04:50] They're going A.

[06:04:52] Oh, they are.

[06:04:54] They're going flashbang.

[06:05:02] They're all the way.

[06:05:10] Man.

[06:05:16] Who goes all A? What the heck?

[06:05:50] What happens when Emeru's death counter hits 12,000?

[06:06:00] That's not my death counter.

[06:06:05] Oh my god please.

[06:06:22] Oh!

[06:06:23] Ah!

[06:06:25] The fire!

[06:06:27] Well, I got two I guess.

[06:06:34] Wow an eco round

[06:07:04] Yeah, we taught you, thanks for getting us up to six, seven, god.

[06:07:30] I hit him at least once.

[06:07:37] Oh, God.

[06:08:00] Oh, he crouched!

[06:08:12] He crouched or I would have killed him.

[06:08:14] Oh, good try.

[06:08:16] At least we have money.

[06:08:20] not like a crazy amount, but...

[06:08:50] I should not have peeved.

[06:08:57] Damn!

[06:09:01] Deploying flashback.

[06:09:08] How did he not kill him?

[06:09:28] What?

[06:09:29] Wow!

[06:09:30] That's crazy.

[06:09:31] Yeah, no bullets.

[06:09:32] No, no bullets.

[06:09:33] Yeah, no bullets. No, no, I don't mean my team. I'm in the other guy

[06:09:46] Because when he was reloading

[06:09:55] He's just like you Wow

[06:10:03] I

[06:10:05] Oh my god, he's stomping around, I was trying to sneak up quietly, okay, I'm going to

[06:10:35] Okay, I'm locked out.

[06:10:39] Yay!

[06:10:43] Woohoo!

[06:10:45] I'm gonna try to give that to someone on my team.

[06:10:51] I cannot use it, so...

[06:10:56] Okay, if someone took it, nice.

[06:11:35] Not bad, not bad.

[06:11:53] He aced them.

[06:11:54] Do Kenpachi my goat.

[06:11:56] I haven't had a win in years.

[06:12:26] What the?

[06:12:47] Yaaaaay!

[06:12:48] I wanna get his AWP.

[06:12:56] He said, thanks.

[06:13:07] Wow.

[06:13:08] You're welcome.

[06:13:09] How come?

[06:13:23] There was a guy up there.

[06:13:31] Snake on the head.

[06:13:39] 3

[06:13:43] Troy flash by

[06:13:59] Dude we both talk

[06:14:01] Shit

[06:14:08] Darn

[06:14:11] I wish I waited for the other guy to rotate. Oh, oh, they don't know

[06:14:31] I

[06:14:38] What

[06:14:47] That's fine

[06:15:01] Macha?

[06:15:07] Yo, zombie still alive? No, thank you for four months.

[06:15:11] Hello?

[06:15:13] Macha?

[06:15:16] Meow!

[06:15:21] Meow!

[06:15:24] They have to go in here, right?

[06:15:27] Are there people here?

[06:15:29] I'm gonna go ahead.

[06:15:31] Time flash time.

[06:15:34] Oh, that's pretty planned.

[06:15:47] For the 8000.

[06:15:53] Hi, Amy.

[06:15:55] Ah.

[06:15:59] Prolio, 49 months.

[06:16:04] Um, that's a really close game.

[06:16:11] Shee.

[06:16:12] Yo, Hedjaerle10, thanks for 52 months.

[06:16:17] Hi, kitty.

[06:16:18] What?

[06:16:19] What a combo.

[06:16:20] Maybe open more cases for Emerald Knife next.

[06:16:23] old knife next huh? I don't know about that.

[06:16:28] Let's move on.

[06:16:38] You know what? I feel like they're gonna go away again. I'm just gonna leave.

[06:16:53] Oh, that was greedy.

[06:17:07] I should not have pushed like that.

[06:17:11] Well, I bet they're gonna go A again.

[06:17:41] I'm just gonna hide if they make it through I'll just I'll just be here I

[06:17:52] I guess.

[06:17:53] Oh, they're killing them up there.

[06:17:58] Maybe I can...

[06:18:02] I don't know.

[06:18:08] They're probably leaving, right?

[06:18:24] This is going to be rough.

[06:18:36] five

[06:19:02] Oh, damn it, I was like, we need a push.

[06:19:16] We don't have time.

[06:19:20] Oh boy.

[06:19:22] Scary.

[06:19:24] Very scary.

[06:19:30] very scary

[06:20:00] I tried oh we lose fuck I was gonna try for the cheese play since we're

[06:20:16] ready for one dang it oh I feel that for Kenpachi he played so well hi chatter

[06:20:29] It's Cheddar! It's Cheddar!

[06:20:36] Hi Cheddar.

[06:20:47] Aww, Cheddar.

[06:20:59] He just likes being hugged.

[06:21:04] Okay, Cheddar, can I let you go now?

[06:21:20] Can I let you go now?

[06:21:22] Cheddar?

[06:21:24] Cheddar?

[06:21:26] Okay, goodbye, Mr. Cheese. Yep, yep, after you just got all my clothes all dirty, 81%

[06:21:40] I creep ever closer to premier gaming.

[06:21:52] It's so slow.

[06:21:55] Tether.

[06:22:00] He's so cute.

[06:22:03] What a good boy.

[06:22:06] says you can use that memory

[06:22:10] you can use that memory

[06:22:18] hope you have the expressions

[06:22:27] thank you for the vids

[06:22:30] a exurf on april fools prank

[06:22:32] a

[06:22:33] Yeah, so it was very silly, very, very silly.

[06:22:37] Free hug!

[06:22:38] Thanks for 13 months!

[06:22:40] I'm trying.

[06:22:41] I'm trying.

[06:22:42] I just suck so bad.

[06:22:43] Chatter, can you get off my mouse?

[06:22:44] I'm trying.

[06:22:45] I'm trying.

[06:22:46] I'm trying.

[06:22:47] I'm trying.

[06:22:48] I'm trying.

[06:22:49] I'm trying.

[06:22:50] I'm trying.

[06:22:51] I'm sorry.

[06:23:02] Cheddar, can you get off my mouse pad please?

[06:23:07] Sorry, Cheddar.

[06:23:12] Alright, let's go.

[06:23:17] of

[06:23:19] the

[06:23:21] death

[06:23:23] of

[06:23:25] death

[06:23:27] of

[06:23:29] death

[06:23:31] of

[06:23:33] death

[06:23:35] of

[06:23:37] death

[06:23:39] of

[06:23:41] death

[06:23:43] of

[06:23:45] 2B, hehehehe, ow.

[06:23:52] Oh, there won't be three.

[06:23:58] I got two assists.

[06:23:59] I'm bledging the bomb.

[06:24:03] I'm bledging the bomb.

[06:24:07] Yay!

[06:24:08] I'm planting the bomb.

[06:24:18] I'm scared of the fucking shit out of me.

[06:24:47] shit man oh I killed two it's not so bad I hit the other guy a little bit I

[06:25:00] think I don't think he died yet no he didn't what are we doing oh

[06:25:13] Not bad.

[06:25:18] Oh, he's got a blue camo butterfly knife.

[06:25:40] to that thing plant that thing those are cool gloves too I mean okay but you know

[06:25:50] they're they're not better than mine right guys

[06:25:57] Oh shit, bro is pointing into the point.

[06:26:10] Yay, I'm MVP!

[06:26:17] I miss MVP.

[06:26:26] Egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg.

[06:26:31] I

[06:26:45] He keeps me with an AWP

[06:26:48] And I lost

[06:27:01] hehehehehehe

[06:27:03] hahaha

[06:27:04] wow

[06:27:08] help me out would ya

[06:27:09] push that shit

[06:27:10] push that shit

[06:27:20] yay

[06:27:24] yay

[06:27:31] guys you see this this is a hundred percent a real real message yes it is real I'm just

[06:27:43] so freaking good

[06:27:48] Can't wait to get play silver one

[06:27:58] I should not I didn't realize I was on

[06:28:13] I can still win this, but uh, how?

[06:28:23] I'm in.

[06:28:33] I

[06:28:42] Thanks for 19 months

[06:28:56] So so fucked

[06:28:58] I tried.

[06:29:05] Meow.

[06:29:14] Oh, they want to go anywhere.

[06:29:24] I don't know what I'm doing.

[06:29:29] Did it mean to pick up?

[06:29:34] What was I thinking?

[06:29:44] oh hell nah

[06:30:00] Unfortunate

[06:30:44] I'm just one guy versus the world.

[06:31:14] Oh

[06:31:29] Damn

[06:31:31] Frick!

[06:31:48] I'm poor.

[06:31:49] I don't want to buy again.

[06:31:57] I have the bomb.

[06:32:27] We got to get our shit together

[06:32:52] They are all over that bomb

[06:32:57] I'm not sure if it's a good idea or not, but it's a good idea.

[06:33:27] let's go

[06:33:33] let's go

[06:33:39] let's go B

[06:33:43] hey

[06:33:47] let's move

[06:33:51] I'm just gonna make a big push

[06:33:55] the only person behind us is the person with the bomb.

[06:34:04] Yeah, that's it.

[06:34:10] of

[06:34:17] the

[06:34:21] of

[06:34:26] I know.

[06:34:36] Woo!

[06:34:37] We're on a road!

[06:34:42] Yo, punch!

[06:34:43] Punch me for the prime!

[06:34:45] I feel like-

[06:34:46] I feel like we can just do it again.

[06:34:58] They don't want to do it again.

[06:35:11] that's at least two men I saw two yeah nice

[06:35:41] They have a noddle.

[06:35:48] Oh, there is.

[06:35:53] Like in mid.

[06:35:57] In mid.

[06:35:59] Oh, someone is in mid.

[06:36:03] Yo.

[06:36:05] Yay!

[06:36:08] Yippee!

[06:36:10] Standards!

[06:36:11] 44 months!

[06:36:12] Thank you!

[06:36:15] I suppose I can upgrade to an 18 now.

[06:36:20] I have some money saved.

[06:36:22] I need a bit of backup, some backup would be nice, yeah that sounds good actually.

[06:36:36] Our bomb guy is AFK again, calling flashbangs, flashbangs.

[06:36:52] I think our- Why?

[06:36:56] I apologize, I was not bad at that.

[06:37:05] Ah, this is me!

[06:37:11] Fuck.

[06:37:18] That sucks.

[06:37:21] We pushed him so fast, but the guy with the bomb wasn't with us!

[06:37:28] We must do it.

[06:37:30] Headshot.

[06:37:40] Flashback.

[06:37:42] Throwing flashback.

[06:37:48] Ouchie.

[06:37:50] Throw it.

[06:37:52] I'm camping. I am camping now. We win! Yay!

[06:38:07] Let's just do it again until it stops working. Except for all there it seems to work.

[06:38:21] of

[06:38:28] the

[06:38:34] of

[06:38:40] the

[06:38:44] of

[06:38:46] I

[06:38:52] There you go

[06:39:10] Bush Bush

[06:39:16] Oh shit he's right there.

[06:39:23] Nice.

[06:39:32] I got this you can't fuck it up

[06:40:01] Nice.

[06:40:03] Yay!

[06:40:05] Nice.

[06:40:12] OK, we're going in with a slight advantage.

[06:40:20] Do I go to B or A?

[06:40:21] I feel like they usually go B.

[06:40:27] I'm in position.

[06:40:28] Move it.

[06:40:29] Move it.

[06:40:31] of

[06:40:41] death

[06:40:44] of

[06:40:56] I think I should have saved.

[06:41:20] Come on, come on, jump, jump.

[06:41:25] I should not have peeked.

[06:41:47] I'm a greedy little rat.

[06:41:51] I mean, I think there's nothing left, but...

[06:42:05] I feel like if you kill him, that was an easy defuse,

[06:42:08] because I think the rest of them won't be.

[06:42:10] It's okay.

[06:42:17] I don't hear them here this time.

[06:42:42] I thought I just heard something.

[06:42:46] Might have been my teammate.

[06:42:48] I don't know if there's someone here.

[06:42:58] I

[06:43:12] Don't know

[06:43:28] I

[06:43:38] Behind you

[06:43:49] Run

[06:43:58] I

[06:44:08] Good try

[06:44:28] I'm just gonna go A again.

[06:44:50] Scorpion, thanks for the two months.

[06:44:52] And Godo, thanks for three months.

[06:45:27] One more.

[06:45:51] Nice!

[06:45:53] Yay!

[06:45:54] That was a slow ass race.

[06:45:57] I was like, oh, maybe they're behind us and then he just popped out

[06:46:09] Wait, what happened fucking shit wait one of our people left what the heck

[06:46:16] Oh wait they have someone that left too, but one of our better players left and their worst

[06:46:28] player left.

[06:46:35] Yeah their worst player and our best player are gone.

[06:46:41] And their player.

[06:46:44] Wait they lost another one.

[06:46:46] I think what is what is going on?

[06:46:53] Okay

[06:47:01] What did they surrender

[06:47:06] I'm just happy

[06:47:08] They surrendered I guess so yeah

[06:47:11] Yeah, yeah, I earned that one.

[06:47:16] Oh my god, so bro, it went up 1%.

[06:47:28] Silver one, yay!

[06:47:37] Let's fucking go.

[06:47:44] Meow, meow, meow.

[06:47:51] Meow, meow, meow, meow.

[06:47:55] Meow, meow, meow.

[06:47:59] Meow, meow, meow.

[06:48:03] Oh

[06:48:09] Chatter cheese chatter chatter cheese

[06:48:25] Mr. Guy in a 182 thanks for the two months

[06:48:33] All right, this might be my last game.

[06:48:39] And then tomorrow, I'm going to try

[06:48:40] to do the Aida Cosplay and Resident Evil 4 DLC.

[06:48:52] Yeah.

[06:49:02] Yo, oh!

[06:49:03] Thank you for the 10 gifted subs, thank you!

[06:49:07] Thank you, Oaf!

[06:49:09] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[06:49:11] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[06:49:13] Tephyrglyan, thank you for the 5!

[06:49:15] Oh my goodness!

[06:49:17] And Pterodan, thanks for the 3 months!

[06:49:18] Paragon, thank you for the 10!

[06:49:20] What the heck?

[06:49:21] Thank you!

[06:49:23] SKHones, thanks for the 2 months.

[06:49:25] Oh my god, J-Trap, thank you for the 10!

[06:49:28] What the heck?

[06:49:29] Why does this happen where everyone gives up the same time?

[06:49:32] Thank you!

[06:49:33] Thanks, new trove. Thank you tempus for the best. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you

[06:49:40] Yay dust

[06:49:42] Not a new best. Whoa, I probably slipped. Thank you for the 10. Thank you

[06:49:48] Thanks from

[06:49:51] Thank you Oath Lion, Paradan, Paragon Homes, JTrend, Tempest, Post-it. Thank you guys, Shesha

[06:49:59] Shesha, thank you, thank you

[06:50:03] Thank you. Thank you. Itachi. Thank you for the 10 gifted. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you

[06:50:17] DD are after this

[06:50:19] I'm not sure if I will today

[06:50:21] Because uh, no, I'm gonna save for the time. Thank you

[06:50:26] because uh, I

[06:50:28] I'm gonna say who cares cuz it's um, it's it's my time of the month where I don't feel good

[06:50:34] So I don't know if I want to

[06:50:37] But summer I should feel fine. Oh my god. I could do it in the eight of cosplay

[06:50:42] That will be fun

[06:50:50] We're guys sites

[06:50:58] I don't know, that was just a mess.

[06:51:13] I would take that, and I will save.

[06:51:17] I guess.

[06:51:28] of

[06:51:35] the

[06:51:41] death of

[06:51:53] of

[06:52:01] the

[06:52:07] of

[06:52:13] the

[06:52:48] Oh my god.

[06:52:59] Dude, we're getting rolled.

[06:53:04] What the fuck?

[06:53:11] Wow, well that's unfortunate.

[06:53:37] I kind of still don't want to go by.

[06:53:50] Well, I hit the guy on the catwalk a little bit, I think.

[06:54:15] I

[06:54:30] Man

[06:54:45] I don't know what to do with it.

[06:54:55] Oh, Johnny, thanks for the 10.

[06:55:09] Thank you, Johnny.

[06:55:10] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[06:55:13] W, Johnny, thank you.

[06:55:15] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[06:55:33] Look at his HP.

[06:55:36] Sorry, I just pointed it out.

[06:55:45] Oh

[06:56:15] I knew that was a risk. I really wanted his a.k.a

[06:56:26] Fuck why did I do that? Why did I do that? Why did I do that?

[06:56:37] Nice

[06:56:39] You'll play Assassin's Creed 4 black flag. Thank you for the two months. Welcome back

[06:56:53] Wow

[06:56:57] You got one bullet man

[06:57:09] How do I type how I type guys, how do I type?

[06:57:22] You

[06:57:39] of

[06:57:46] the

[06:57:53] the

[06:57:55] the

[06:57:57] the

[06:57:59] the

[06:58:01] the

[06:58:03] the

[06:58:05] the

[06:58:07] Yeah, he was running around so loud I was like, well, I guess we're just going then.

[06:58:17] Ah, that's weird.

[06:58:25] Well, Bios, thanks for 9 months and 4th time around, thanks for 2 months.

[06:58:49] How do we lose someone or- oh mid, we lost someone mid already.

[06:58:52] I'm scared of getting... oh no. I'm so fucked.

[06:59:14] I'm so fucked.

[06:59:16] Good for late for work Oh shit nice I was like okay maybe that guy's still sitting

[06:59:39] mid for some reason, but I guess he just killed them both on B. Oh wait, no, I want the AK.

[06:59:50] No, someone else got it.

[06:59:52] Oops.

[06:59:53] Oops.

[06:59:54] It's fine.

[06:59:55] Maybe it'll make them happy.

[06:59:57] I

[07:00:08] Didn't let me pull my gun out

[07:00:18] Man

[07:00:27] Oh, man.

[07:00:34] Wow!

[07:00:43] Wow

[07:01:09] Ten health and a dream

[07:01:13] Oh, he's low, he's low, he's low, he's low.

[07:01:20] Nice!

[07:01:21] Yeah!

[07:01:22] Oh, no!

[07:01:23] Oh!

[07:01:24] I thought he had it!

[07:01:27] That sucks.

[07:01:29] I thought he had it.

[07:01:36] That sucks.

[07:01:43] That's really sucks.

[07:01:48] I

[07:02:06] Push

[07:02:10] I'm with stop being a stomperson

[07:02:48] I don't know if we know where the bomb is.

[07:02:55] and

[07:03:15] Where'd he go?

[07:03:37] Oh, he killed him.

[07:03:38] I didn't see him.

[07:03:39] Dude, this guy's so good.

[07:03:42] Man.

[07:03:43] Man.

[07:03:45] I threw in my AK again.

[07:03:47] Get back to the back.

[07:03:48] Okay.

[07:03:49] I just bought an M4 for someone, I guess.

[07:03:51] It's fine.

[07:03:53] I keep forgetting.

[07:03:57] What on?

[07:03:59] Meow, meow, meow.

[07:04:01] Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.

[07:04:03] Meow, meow, meow.

[07:04:05] Meow, meow, meow, meow.

[07:04:07] Meow, meow, meow.

[07:04:09] Meow, meow, meow, meow.

[07:04:11] Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam.

[07:04:17] Oh!

[07:04:21] He doesn't know.

[07:04:25] Hello went A.

[07:04:28] He knows.

[07:04:29] Ha ha ha ha!

[07:04:30] Oopsie.

[07:04:32] HA!

[07:04:33] I was so fucked, dude.

[07:04:35] I was so fucked!

[07:04:40] You wanna smoke?

[07:04:41] Can you cancel it with smoke?

[07:04:45] I didn't know that.

[07:04:49] Yeah? Oh!

[07:04:51] I didn't know that, well now I know, I guess.

[07:04:57] Yeah, or you could move, but then they even see me!

[07:04:59] He's case at the door!

[07:05:03] I mean, I guess I should at least try.

[07:05:05] Better than just standing there.

[07:05:07] Right?

[07:05:11] I

[07:05:22] Nice is so ugly dude

[07:05:36] Fuck there's two there

[07:05:41] I

[07:05:47] Yo galvanizer granny, thanks for subbing. Thank you

[07:06:11] Oh shit

[07:06:29] Just whatever dude just give up I guess save your shotgun a rifle or whatever that is

[07:06:41] I'm broke.

[07:06:48] Yep.

[07:06:53] And broke.

[07:07:08] move it, move it

[07:07:16] smoke

[07:07:38] What a fucking disaster

[07:07:44] I thought I heard a guy going up cap and maybe it was that guy

[07:07:50] I don't know what to do

[07:08:08] I

[07:08:10] I

[07:08:12] He has a kit, but I think it's fine

[07:08:36] I fucked up! I fucked up! I fucked up!

[07:08:43] Okay, hold on, okay, so... I'm...

[07:09:06] I didn't know if you look away it does that it cancels it. I didn't know I'm sorry

[07:09:22] Okay, oh no, they're trying to kick a guy the bottom frack guy cuz he said can you guys kick me?

[07:09:28] I have to go. Sorry. I wasn't no help

[07:09:31] So now they're trying to kick

[07:09:36] Don't be losing always by freaking the fuser.

[07:09:43] Okay.

[07:09:45] Well, I learned a valuable lesson.

[07:09:54] Dude, the other thing is like if I just let the other guy diffuse, he had a kit.

[07:09:59] But I panicked.

[07:10:02] Oh my god.

[07:10:10] Oh hi Rosie.

[07:10:24] I know, but it's $400 and I'm poor.

[07:10:54] Well sir spending money on

[07:11:24] We win we win

[07:11:37] I'm poor again

[07:11:54] Oh, there's another one.

[07:12:15] one on them

[07:12:41] behind us, behind us

[07:12:45] Did you pull that knife unfortunately yeah I did

[07:13:15] Oh, he got kicked I didn't buy a gun by the way don't need it

[07:13:45] Oh, he's hurt.

[07:13:47] Ah!

[07:13:49] You're made.

[07:13:51] He really didn't? Did he not have a gun on him?

[07:13:55] What?

[07:13:59] Oh, brother.

[07:14:15] So, um, uh, now what if we voted to have our last guy kill himself now what?

[07:14:45] I'm afraid for him right now

[07:14:54] Well he's on his own but he does have his shotgun

[07:15:05] Oh my god, he's broke. He never walks. He just stops

[07:15:29] How we surrender

[07:15:31] Okay, I'll try to run her until a teammate abandons the match.

[07:15:37] Uh, didn't he, didn't he surrender?

[07:15:44] That's fine.

[07:15:51] that's fine well GG unless they clutch this I guess

[07:16:08] Oh, they're not here.

[07:16:17] Oh!

[07:16:22] I think they've got it.

[07:16:38] Yeah, we lost that's okay

[07:16:48] Why does this guy always follow me and stomp around the loudest footsteps you've ever heard?

[07:17:09] He's just trying to help, so nice.

[07:18:03] I think they got this

[07:18:08] Why are we doing better 4v5

[07:18:20] I don't understand

[07:19:26] Even though we're probably going to lose it soon, good practice.

[07:20:25] Fuck, dude, I don't understand the spray yet.

[07:20:29] So I was like, I'm just going to stop and reset it,

[07:20:30] but then he killed me.

[07:20:32] No.

[07:20:41] Nice.

[07:20:42] Oh, that sucks if you waited another like five seconds.

[07:20:56] Well, we played well for being 45, I guess.

[07:21:03] Yeah.

[07:21:04] Yeah.

[07:21:05] At ease, what did he use?

[07:21:17] Well, that's my last game for today.

[07:21:22] I'll close the mic.

[07:21:24] Oh my god, dude, it's so slow!

[07:21:27] Okay, I'm not playing DDR today because my body is feeling very tired, but I will be

[07:21:33] be live tomorrow and I'm gonna try to do my Aida Cosplay and do the whole AidaWong DLC.

[07:21:45] Yeah, thank you guys for watching today, if you're new don't forget to follow the stream

[07:21:48] and stuff.

[07:21:50] Um, yeah, I stream like four or five times a week, usually, and yeah, I hope you guys

[07:21:58] all have a lovely night.

[07:22:02] you guys for watching thank you for all the subs and stuff today okay good night

[07:22:09] guys bye bye good night bye bye

[07:22:32] I'm afraid that I'll be in your sight

[07:22:35] I wanna see you in the light

[07:22:37] I wanna see you when you're stressed, when you're angry

[07:22:40] When you're happy, when you're fine

[07:22:42] It's okay, everyone

[07:22:45] Let it sink forever

[07:22:46] A little will fly, it's the moment I want

[07:23:02] Because we're all friends trying to figure out

[07:23:05] Baby, smoke it up the track, baby, it's not the time

[07:23:08] I can see you're going to get me to size

[07:23:12] I can see you're going to get me to size

[07:23:16] And I see you're going to die

[07:23:19] And I see you're going to die

[07:23:23] And I see you're going to die

[07:23:26] And I see you're going to die

[07:23:59] You're not gonna see a body on the scene.

[07:24:06] When I tell you there was something underneath,

[07:24:09] there's something for big cameras to feed.

[07:24:12] Just get on somebody we can see,

[07:24:15] and I'm seeing what we find.

[07:24:17] I don't want to see it, but I see it in the camera.

[07:24:23] I don't want to see it, but I see it in the camera.

[07:24:29] You