Emiru
HI :333 ⭐🖤 ADA WONG COSPLAY ⭐🖤 GIGA OMEGA REACTS DAILIES VARIETY GAMING ⭐🖤 RESIDENT EVIL 4 DLC AND COUNTERSTRIKE GAMING ⭐🖤
04-03-2026 · 7h 40m
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You can do this, scream and shout
Need help for today, but you just can't fight tomorrow
Talking about the door that you've never stopped before
There's nothing you can do to keep it out
There's nothing you can do to scream and shout
Hey
I'm so lucky, lucky, I'm so lucky, lucky, I'm so lovely, lovely, I'm so lovely, lovely
You can feel the smell, I promise it will help
Know every single day, I just wanna hear you say
I'm so lucky, lucky, I'm so lucky, lucky, I
So lucky, lucky, I'm so lucky, lucky
You should feel yourself, I promise it will help
Know every single day, I just wanna hear you say
Even though you still keep a never ending soul
You were smiling on my heart and now you're crying
I'm so lucky, lucky, I'm so lucky, lucky, I'm so lovely, lovely, I'm so lovely, lovely, you can do it yourself.
I promise it will help, now every single day, I just wanna hear it say.
I'm so lucky, lucky, I'm so lucky, lucky, I'm so lovely, lovely, I'm so lovely, lovely
I've got to myself, I promise it will help Now that I've been single day, I've got money here to stay
You can never be forever, good together, young and clever
You can never be forever, shut up, keep it up, don't ever stop
I'm so lucky lucky I'm so lucky lucky I'm so lovely lovely I'm so lovely lovely you can't fool yourself I promise you will help
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0, thanks for 28 months.
28 months.
Happy Easter.
Yummy.
Hello.
Happy Easter.
Sunday.
Seth, thanks for 39 months.
Lupus.
Thank you, Nick.
Thank you for the fire gift.
Thank you.
Yeah, I'm in the cosplay today.
But, um...
I don't know if I like the wig, but it came out okay, I guess.
I mean, you can at least tell who it's supposed to be.
It's definitely better than the other wig that I wore, but...
I think it is just really hard to get super short hair, wigs right, I don't know.
Alright, Mal, thanks for dying us.
No, it's not Lea, I'm with the heck.
Are you disappointed in something?
E72 Nando, say it for the pop!
Oh, handful, handful, they're three-some-months.
I'll just show it, I don't know.
I know, I don't know if I like it, but um, yeah, it's short, so it's not perfect, but
Yeah, I think my my best that I can do while I'm feeling
How are you and the kitty's feeling today, Emily?
Hi Fire Rescue guy, I'm okay. I'm a little bit low low earth. I'm gonna say I'm a bit low energy today
But I feel like I'm usually kind of low energy, so I guess I'm extra low energy today. I'm not feeling super well
I tried to I used a picture of her to do my makeup
But no, it just looks like my normal makeup kinda, I don't know.
Wow, oh, thank you for the 25 gift, so thank you.
And I've got the boots.
My check.
So tall, look.
So tall.
Thanks for doing another cool cosplay.
Thanks, Shy Tom!
Thanks for three years!
I'm not gonna save for the 25, oh my goodness!
Oh, I didn't turn on the music, sorry!
Sorry!
Sorry, like I said, I'm a little bit out of it. I usually ask for the
burnt peanut cosplay, but we will let it slide this time pink.
The burnt peanut cosplay, I can't capture his aura.
Finally breaking the four sleigh.
My Delta, thanks for 55 months and Jay's one, thanks for 44 months, thank you.
Looking good. That's working for the girls, respectfully.
Slate, but yeah, I think it came out. Okay. I don't know. I don't really like the way I
Tried to take pictures and make tiktok. So I don't really like how many of them came out
But I might still very good cosplay. I'm not so we have now Leon Kennedy on TV. Oh my god
Mistake things for 32 months. I'm not someone's milk
Yeah, no, this is the I actually this is the one that I bought for water
And then I asked Jake to wear it, but he didn't want to wear it, so I just wore it myself, I guess.
Try it Tom, thank you for the 20, thank you.
Canon, thanks for the 7 months. Yeah, I feel kinda, kinda weird, I don't know.
Uh, kinda... I don't know, I don't really, I don't really, I'm not super happy that it came out, but thank you guys for being so nice.
Darling, thanks for the 3 months, and Jimmy, thank you for the Prime.
I think if I redo the wig and it looks
Also, I don't know if you can tell there's this huge chunk that I actually cut like a straight line up here
But I think I kind of ended up blending it out. Okay, so
It turned out okay
Yeah, I worked out but I might have to I'm probably gonna take off the boots cuz you can't even see them and like you're the sound like
God it makes me it makes me cringe like every time the boots rub together. It's like oh, oh hell no
It's terrible. Oh, Jane try thank you for the tens. Thank you
Wow, thank you guys for the level 14 treasure train and grouty full ten months
Thank you. What are you eight foot tall? I mean look out look at the shoe
Look
The heel is like I don't even know it's like seven inches
Ada can wear slippers
I don't know bro
River thanks for the five months, bro. I was almost not gonna go live today
I'm like so fucking cooked today, and I was like bro. I'm already
Like in the makeup just fucking go live. I was sitting here for like an hour like oh my god, bro
But I'm here, and I'll play the whole the whole resident before DLC today
Where are the gaming? Thanks for the three months. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you. Thank you
Yes
It will be great
It will be great.
Very exciting.
The boot sounds means to announce your presence with- oh, well actually earlier, I don't think
that- yo, P.E.E.C.O, thank you for the three years.
I was walking around the house because I was in the laundry room looking for some shorts.
And my shoes were so loud.
I saw Uni, it's one of Senna's cats.
He was posted up in the laundry room hallway, he was looking at me like this.
And I just kept walking towards him with my boots, so it was loud as fuck.
And then he, he like, he did the like cat, like skittering away like a cartoon character.
He tried to run up, sit in his stairs to her streaming room, and he like hit his head on
her door.
So I was in the laundry room, and I hear Sina open the door and be like, Ooni, Ooni!
He was gone he like ran away, so she just closed the door with back of string
I was like oh, she doesn't know that it was me that scared the cat mod is paying one thing it for the pride. Thank you
Yes, it's the bang boots. I was even thinking I was like I wonder if I can play DDR
Or if that'd be impossible
So I don't know hi Jay. Oh
Hello!
That's why Cheddar is great. No, Cheddar is still evil.
Cheddar is still evil because he was trying to fight all the cats again today.
So, yeah.
The boots are being first scared, oh god.
Yeah, true. Yo, Rock, thank you for the gifted anonymous, thank you for the five, thank you!
Oh my goodness, gamerTV, thanks for the four, okay, I'm gonna take these off for now, but...
I'm not sure if I'm gonna play DDR today or not if I do maybe I'll try
Maybe I can play
It might be cool. Whoa Johnny. Thank you for the 20 gifted. Thank you
Thank you!
Thanks, Johnny!
Thank you for the 20!
Thank you for the 8 months!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thank you so much!
Honestly though, even though I don't like this wig, it made me miss my short hair!
It's so nice, there's like nothing on my shoulders!
He was pumpkin man, thanks for 7 months!
I'm so fucking free.
Oh.
So fucking free.
Oh my god.
I just cut it off.
Yeah, me, me, me.
I don't know.
Ugh.
I probably won't cut it off.
I think that when I,
when I semi-retire,
hair off.
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I mean, the left looks fine.
We get to watch you in a million dollars for us!
Yeah, that's right.
That's right.
Are you guys excited?
Are you excited?
Sherlock Sage, thank you for the five!
Anonymous, thank you for the five.
Wow, level 16 hype train.
Thank you guys.
Oh my god, bro, this looks fucking awful.
It looks fucking awful.
Ugh.
Alright, USA Chicken Sandwich with Tater tots.
1688 versus the Breakfast Deal.
That is fucking awful.
Okay.
Let's see here.
Teca Franco, thanks for the two months.
Thank you, thank you.
Currywurst with a pint versus Kielbasa with bread.
Ooh.
I feel like this one, because it's a little bit cheaper.
These are both 90% plus.
This is hard.
Ew.
Brazil.
Cuxinha's?
I don't know how to pronounce this.
Sorry.
Eufacazi, thank you for the five months.
Treaded chicken in fried batter with beer versus pie, chips, peas, and gravy.
Ah, so fucking good.
It's even worse because they put the crinkle-cut fries in there.
Sandana, thanks for the gift.
Are there actually people who their favorite kind of french fry is crinkle-cut fries?
I feel like crinkle-cut fries are the worst kind of fry.
I think that they're the worst.
Oh my god, yes.
Really? I like shoestring fries and the... oh shit!
Aura, thank you for the 5 gifts! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Oh yeah, waffle fries are good. What?!
Wait, is that actually the pie? I just always assume that if there's mushy peas, it's not that one.
Well, I fucked up. Um...
Wait, what? Is it moving? Wait, am I crazy?
Why is it moving?
Why is it...
Wait, what...
What's going on?
Come on, Rude! Thank you for the 10!
Oh my gosh, thank you!
Is it because everyone has alcohol, so they move? What?
Dude, it's tripping me out with the heck.
Drunk Scrandle.
One for me and a two for me.
Another ale for a weary traveler from distant corehick. What is going on?
Fuck
No, I'm one to two
They call it steaming because it's better steaming and streaming
Ooh, it's in my bone marrow. What is what the fuck did they do today? What is this?
What the fuck is this?
Oh my god, Injensen!
20 gifted, thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Shes shit everyone, shes shit, thank you very much.
Wow, hype train level up again, oh my god.
That's crazy.
Gotta be an April Fool's Scrant?
April Fool's was two days ago, what are they doing?
They're so silly.
You'll never walk alone.
Antholoster, thanks for anyone. Holy shit, level 17 treasure try is crazy. Thank you
Okay, this is 26 dollars. I'm gonna go for that. What?
Dude, this is the- this is hard!
I'm just a lonesome soldier. I have achieved clarity. I released myself from my sin and my misjudgment
Dude
This is fucked. This is the this is the worst daily I've ever done. I
Can't even read the text anymore
Oh my god, dude
I'm this is pissing me off what
What?
Is this one is it after the onion bread?
Did they mix up the rankings too?
Hi.
Francis, hello.
Dude, like, what, oh, dude, what is this?
Maybe I need glasses, we can read it just fine.
Oh, so everyone can see it but me?
I got it wrong again.
dude like at this point we're just blackout we're blackout zero thanks for
22 months it's obvious what
Oh
That was what what why did they do that?
What the fuck was that?
Fell off. I was drunk. It doesn't count. I
I was, dude, I was drunk, it doesn't count.
What the fuck was that average CS scorecard?
That's just not true.
It's just not true.
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Okay, that's just fucking disgusting, bro. I'm not going to be like that.
Okay, so we have a...
That's just disgusting.
I'm not gonna open that many, trust me.
Don't...
You in a few streams?
No!
Dude, no!
No, I'm not!
No!
Here's how you were scared last night.
Of course, I don't want a rusty knife.
So here you see me spray vinegar on it to make it rust.
Not funny.
Why would you send me this?
Not fucking funny.
Step one is to wash with soap.
Dude.
Oh my god, it's so ugly.
Oh my god.
Ohhhh, so ugly.
The fight's reason gaming hold a Mac 10 Heatel.
It's time to swap off. He went with a gleam in his eye dreaming of riches
Oh, so high at the pawnshop counter. He made his plea. I have a treasure as you can see
This might end skin so cool and neat. I'm selling it today at a price so sweet
The shopkeeper smiled thinking he won buying the skin his mischief begun. He handed own pixel
3,300. Oh, how the shopkeeper chuckled and blundered, but Little did own Pixel truly now.
That his prized skin's worth was set to grow. For now, it's valued at 40,000, you see.
A fortune-ist, oh, can't it be? So here's the lesson, dear friends, we must heed. To
not make hasty choices, oh, take heed indeed. Research and knowledge, they hold the key.
to make wise decisions for you and me.
Don't be like her, Pixel, the skin guy so grand.
Oh, what a...
He sold his treasure without a commander in life
and in trading games too.
Pay for most of the wisdom we'll guide you through
to learn from this tale.
Let its message ring clear,
make informed choices,
my friends, have no fear.
And when it comes to skins and virtual art,
I spent six for 19 months, so...
Preserving your skills.
Hi, Senna!
Hello!
Wait, Senna typed. Hold on.
What are you...
Do-poying today?
Do you want to- oh, do you-
Why is she typing like-
She's- like she's drunk.
Do you want to open CS cases at some point?
Okay, the thing is, I do...
I just know I shouldn't but I do
Wait we should we should at least um at least do oh today or something Sina
If if you if you're gonna be on late cuz I'm gonna play the resident evil DLC today
But but I'll I'll be live or well
I guess I mean you don't need to like really devote a lot of time to opening cases, right?
So we could open cases before I play the DLC, right?
I don't know something like that. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I'm down
I'm down wait like open cases together in a call wait that sounds fun. Wait. No, but this is like gambling and enabling isn't it? I
Just came back to reality for a second, but that sounds really fun. I'm down from jeans. Thanks for 29 months gambling it is
What if we, what if we just do it right now?
No, of course not.
Of course not.
Of course we wouldn't just do that right now.
Just one right now.
Um.
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Amy.
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
Why does it sound like your mic is in a...
Is it a one-ton?
Very nice cosplay.
Good luck on the casings.
I think I'm wrong. I think I don't can mic.
Amy, but like what if just one?
You know what I mean?
What if just one?
Like one case couldn't hurt.
I mean, do you know where my head has been at, by the way?
It's been really bad.
I've been opening packs on R6.
I think I actually might be depressed.
Sina, that's so bad.
This is still sound horrible.
Wait, hello?
Hello?
Wait, I can't hear you at all.
My mic's not working.
I'm going to get off.
I'm imagining right now that your response to that
when I said that was, wow, Sina.
R6 is a great game, and so much better than F.
I'm going to get on and play with you.
Is that what you were saying?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Why's my mic working?
Yeah, my day is going great.
Hello?
Hello?
Oh, yep.
Hello?
Does it still sound bad?
No, no, no.
It's a different mic.
You're good now.
OK, great.
So anyways, what was your reaction to me
saying I was opening packs on R6?
I actually didn't say anything, but I think that R6 is the League of Legends of Shooter
Games.
Emily, you literally started streaming playing League of Legends.
Let me have this.
Yes, but I mean, fuck, I don't know what to say to that.
I mean, if it worked out for me, it's fine.
Okay. Listen. I'm trash at CS, okay? And that is true.
I'm really fucking bad bro. I can't even play Premier yet.
Okay. Every time I load into unranked in R6 now, somebody calls me a slur because I don't get any kills.
You don't get any kills?
Well, I get one sometimes, but if I play a certain mode, I can only get one.
If I play casual play, I get like four or five.
Well, why don't we we we could play CS because I feel like CS is a good game to train your basics
Rainbow sex is like
There's just too much going on. There's just so much going on that game
Well, yes to me is like I don't I think CS is I mean can we just both agree it's both of these games are way better than Valorant
Yes, I can agree well
Is riot listening?
If they're not
It is! Do you know I got a TikTok yesterday and it was literally somebody saying that
there was a girl that was an elohopper, it was an 8 minute video of a guy venting about
a girl being an elohopper.
And what the fuck is an elohopper or a girl that like, she's dating him, she's that whole
character?
Yeah, it's the same thing as like a barracks bunny or like, a lot more like, they just,
Oh, yeah.
And they just hop around to different dicks to get Elo.
That was the tick on my eye yesterday.
See, I'm not convinced that's even a thing.
I'm not convinced that's even a thing.
I think that a lot of it is just these guys, they just,
they meet up and then they imagine like a future
in their head with them.
Better duo, but the guy would do the same thing.
he would play with a better duo, you know?
Right, what the fuck does that have to do with your bit rate?
And I love that.
Sorry, sorry, stop talking about Valorant right now.
Stop talking about Valorant.
Riot!
You're sick, I'm crazy.
Don't talk about Valorant anymore.
Riot is great!
I love, I love Riot games, I love it.
I'm just kidding, it was just a joke.
I actually just renewed my Riot partnership like a week ago.
So they might have cut the feed.
I don't know.
Yeah, you might actually be at an EMP of doom.
OK, look, just one or two cases.
I'm down.
Let me open.
Why are you opening CS cases if you're playing Rainbow?
That's why I don't understand.
Because I know because what's going to happen?
This is my preparation.
I'm preparing to move into CS, when I get really pissed off at R6.
Then why are you buying stuff at R6 too?
You're actually coping. You just want to wail and buy microtransactions, dude.
That makes no sense.
Okay, but to be fair, I do the same thing in Roblox.
When there's kids that piss me off in Roblox and they beat me in games, I pay to kill them.
Do you not do the same thing?
No.
How much were you paying to kill kids in Roblox?
$5 per transaction.
$5 per kid.
Per kid?
Okay, here's the thing.
If some fuck-ass kid ruins my time in Roblox,
what am I supposed to do?
I don't know.
You can find Roblox.
What game was it?
It's good, it makes it worse if I say what game it is.
Dude, what game was it?
It's this game called Shark Game, where you're a shark and you go and eat other sharks and
fish.
Oh, is it like that, like a, what's it called, that like worm game, a snake game?
Yes. Yeah.
So you're playing like a little Roblox browser game
and paying $5 to beat the kids in the game.
How many times did you pay $5?
Like, here's the thing.
What's a few dozen times amongst friends?
A few dozen times?
Okay, okay, okay.
But here's the thing. It is their fault. I specifically said don't kill me or I'm
going to nuke the whole server and nobody listened. I mean if I weren't a game and
someone said that I would start targeting them on purpose. Okay, but here's the
thing at least I don't cheat my way. They were using Roblox to get into the
cheating area because you can endlessly spam eating big fish and grow way
bigger than everybody. I didn't do that. But I feel like paying is just cheating, but not
for free. I think you're thinking too hard into this,
Emmie, and here's your problem. You need to start gambling a lot more, so maybe we just
focus on that instead. You're right. I mean, I need to start gambling
a lot more. You don't know my whale history, okay? I played Genshin Impact, I played Honkai
I played UMA, I've played like ten gotcha games, I played for two hours for a sponsor
and I spent money in those anyway.
Like, really?
Cause I watched two opening cases yesterday and it didn't seem like a part of the game.
99% of gamblers quit right before they hit big.
If I was you, I mean I would have bought like a hundred cases if my heart was truly in it.
Well I got my shit knife and my shit gloves and I was really sad after that sin.
I needed time to recoup and re- I had to re- I had to reset before I go to sleep.
spend another like $2,000 on dog shit.
Dude, you're you're you're stuff that you open yesterday.
You were so excited when you got the gold and watching it just
crashed away was the saddest thing I've ever seen.
Now, you know what the worst part is?
I feel like, oh, my God, I got into a ranked lobby.
It was like one or two ranked lobbies after I pulled the knife in the gloves.
And a guy in my lobby was looking at my skin loadout and he said,
Dude, I would I would rather just use the base in the nose
No, he did
I mean, it's okay you
I'm actually I'm not alive. No, okay
The fact that that's that hold hard to get a gold because I know I've been pulling and you and you didn't even get a
Good one is I'm so sorry
And then the worst part is someone like me that clip of Ludwig being like it's my first CS case
Wouldn't it be funny if I got a golden and he gets this beautiful
rainbow knife
Was like why would you let me this right now that just happened to me what?
You got a golden his first one. Yes, and it was it was beautiful. It was like a rainbow like gradient knife
I hate streamers, bro. That's actually so annoying. That's streamer luck.
Yes, and mine like, oh my god, I was clicking links really and someone sent me a YouTube short
that was how to remove rust from a knife. I was gonna kill myself.
Well, did you remove the rust? I can't! I can't! That's just how it comes!
I need you to at least try.
I'm opening the game.
Let me put in my earbuds so it doesn't echo for you one second.
What did you say?
I'm going to put my earbuds in so it doesn't echo for you one second.
Oh shit.
Lowkey, I should put in my, I got a gaming headset for R6 by the way.
I got in ear monitors.
Oh you did?
I did.
that's not a bad shout I gotta take that that's literally all I got
monitors better do you think I do feel like they're nice but I I hate wearing
anything on my ears I don't like I don't like it too I like to play games
through my speakers check it's mad when we play scary games like bro do I need
like a loud-ass ghost bitch screaming in my ear?
Well, Todd, no.
Not really, no.
I hate putting shit on my ears.
I didn't get bullied that much in school if you can believe it or not,
but one of the times I got bullied is because someone was making fun of my ears
and said they were so small.
I mean, why didn't you say if you can believe it or not?
Like, I wouldn't believe that you didn't get bullied.
I don't know. People just seem like the right thing to say.
Well, can I see your ears can you just well I can sort of see in your stream
You see
Cudes there that's not bad ears. Hold on wait. Hey there
That's not bad ears good ears good ears. Thank you
They had giant Olaf ears, you know what I mean?
Olaf ears.
Oh, another time I not bullied.
I was sitting on the back of the bus.
It was like the first day of middle school.
Awesome cosplay.
And someone was walking on the bus
and they looked at me and they went,
is that a boy or a girl?
First day of middle school.
Did you answer?
No.
They weren't even talking to me.
They were just like asking the air, I don't know.
I told him I tried to say girls just be saying anything.
What?
No, that did happen though.
No, but it's like, okay, look, it's like, I mean, it's okay.
I mean, when I was in school, this guy who at the time,
he was like one of the hottest guys in our class,
asked me on a date and then he gave me a note
and would you go on a date with me?
And I was like, yes, of course.
And then I was so excited because like, oh my God,
this really hot guy likes me.
I must be really pretty.
really pretty and then he sent me back a note saying that he was just kidding and he got
no.
I knew it was probably something like that bro that shit is so cringy.
Not that you knew.
Not that you knew it was going to be crazy.
No I said I knew because you were telling a bullying story you started with I got asked
on a date and that's like what that's what those stories always are.
It was yeah it was pretty sad I mean it was pretty cool.
Or you could have said that like you got jumped cause all the other girls were jealous or
something.
I'd love to say that they were jealous, but that just wasn't that just wasn't it wait. Do you want to oh wait?
Do you want to share your screen in discord?
And I'll do that too and I can put you on the screen
I was going off my bit rate today brother
You are having L bit rate I can see it a little bit on your screen crazy cuz mine. It's not bad
I don't know why yours is is up on a bit is it discord maybe um that would be
crazy if it was okay hold on wait let me do this let me do this I make it so the
window doesn't go anywhere? Is that a thing?
I'm just going to do the, I'm just going to minimize it on my screen for you. Like when
I'm in game mode, I'm just going to add like a screen capture and then crop it. That's
what I was going to do.
Yeah how do you do always on top for a window? Is that a thing?
on top? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you know I'm talking about chat? So like when I click on this back here, this stays here.
Picture in picture.
Can pop it out.
See, I was just doing window capture.
Oh, it doesn't work.
Is that what you're doing? Window capture?
Oh, I see what you're saying. Okay, no, I can do that. I can do that.
Yeah, because if I do like discord the discord no one
Yeah, then I drop it and then I only have your screen and I popped it out so that way like in case you close your stuff
It's not like we can your whole shit. Yes, it's just the window
My god, this is so degenerate what we're doing
This is this is max degenerate. This is ridiculous man. Yeah, this is this is max degenerate. I'm not gonna lie
Also, don't ignore the amount of cases that I have in my inventory. I just why do you have so well, which ones are you opening?
What do you have? I
Was just gonna rip them until you stopped. Oh my god was that chroma?
What is that? I
Need a vibe or what?
My mind is a dream tonight. Nice case. Oh, okay. I've already I think I've already done a ton of those
Okay, well I'm gonna I'm gonna buy some cases I suppose all right. I'm not should I wait for you
I'm gonna wait to unlock my first one then let's see. I want I want to lock without you, okay
But I have to buy more keys after three so then get get don't leak your stuff by the way
When you go full screen because you're when you're sharing your screen, it'll come up
So if you just say tell me I'll swap I'll turn it off. It's fine
Okay
Dreams and nightmares cases. Holy shit. Yeah, that was close
Okay, and then let me know when you're ready not to walk back and you can be sure
Which cases are you buying smile? I think I'm gonna get drink I might buy like a couple different kinds
I'm getting a gambling edition TTS. Sorry, haven't you already? Did you have $20 cases the other day that you were opening?
Yeah, but I had the keys for those so I was like, well, I might as well, you know.
Oh, you might as well.
Yeah. Oh, I mean, I don't know if you saw this. The room might smell like steak or the house will.
I baked a steak with it, or I made a steak with a flake that we're earlier.
Oh, does it taste good?
Oh, it's not a bad shot. I'm not gonna lie. Wait, do you want to see it? Yeah
Well your ingest
What ingest are you on? Is my desktop
It's your second one, right?
I think so
Yeah, hold on. Let me see the switches
It did give me two seconds
Okay guys, I'm just spam adding $100 to my steam wallet.
Yeah, stick, thanks for the 10 months.
Ronan Dragon, thank you for the Prime of Holloway.
Nova, Libuli, Happy Funion.
Momos, Candy Boy, Busted, Pretext, Judoz, Saint, Joey, EE.
Thank you guys for the resubs.
Thank you.
Sorry, I didn't realize it got so backed up.
Oh, hello, yes.
What the heck?
What the heck?
Get down there, I said, I don't know what's scary.
What the heck?
What in the world?
That's sick.
That's sick.
You want to turn it on?
Yeah.
You gotta do it once.
That's kind of cool.
I gotta do it once.
You gotta try once.
I gotta do it once.
I gotta do it once.
Am I gonna move your chair?
Oh yeah.
I'll move the chair.
Okay.
Here.
Then take this.
Hold it this way.
Okay.
And then your trip.
So it's a little bit coming out.
And then you're gonna press that trigger.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Wait.
The plate cover in the house!
What?
What do I do?
Hold on, try to turn that.
Cause I think there's a way I'm putting it.
Yeah.
What do you turn which way?
What is it?
That's all right.
There you go.
Okay, now put the button.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Ah!
Gas it.
Gas it!
Gas it!
Oh my god, it's like the story of the game.
I'm turning on the lamp, wait.
That's so cool!
Cool right?
That's so cool!
Wow!
You cut the whole steak?
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
So it is.
If the house was on fire for a few days, it would be.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh, the house is going to burn down.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
House is gonna burn down!
Oh my gosh.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Oh god, my hair clip fell out.
My weave is fucked now.
Does my hair
look okay chat?
Alright, back to
spamming
steam transactions,
I guess
Yeah
Hello, hello
All right, are you sharing yours again? I'm still adding
You're still buying some well, I'm adding adding funds oh
Oh
Yeah, freezing my cards that keep buying stuff
Yeah, I got actually like purchased banned from steam two days ago
Because you were buying three cases. Yeah only in them get away with it
But they they also hit the limit, but I think that what they do is they add two thousand dollars to their account a day
Or something like that
I mean that look because there's a limit more from it, right? Yeah
That makes sense. Yeah, I think it's like a $2,000 woman a day, but I'm not doing that or
and I
I just add another hundred dollars to mine, so
Just getting sad at this point, I'm not gonna lie to you
That's what's crazy is you're not even playing CS you got you got a drop rainbow bro
Just play so well to be fair to be fair. Well my I haven't I've only been buying kids for content on stream
And I've played like once or twice off stream, but yeah, mostly our six my our six is bad
You want to open any can we open our six packs together? I don't play our six
That's the bro. It's like crazy DJ
To get ever to get a game that you don't even play
I mean, I mean, I mean, it's never too late to start you. Oh my god. No, I don't I don't like rainbow, dude
It sucks
No, it doesn't suck. Yes, it does
I mean you play League of Legends. Yes
Don't say yes, I got the good thing you literally play. Yes
But would you but would I tell someone to start League today? No
I wouldn't I would not tell someone to play league today not somebody Jim on CS
yes I'd say Synod hop on CS
I play CS and you play R6 of me okay I'll play R6 with you but I'm I'm not
getting cosmetics deal yes unless I see one that I like but I'm not I'm not I'm
not I'm not opening the game just to get cosmetics that's like insane degen
shit okay I'm ready to start opening by the way okay me too I might have to
close mine to get more keys and I think I only three left. Yeah, yeah. That's what's really fast. So
Every time I'm getting like straight blue, I mean how many did you buy? I bought a hundred cases, but I can get more
Did you say you could get more?
I like that out of you, Emmy. That's the attitude I like out of you.
This is so bad. This is actually terrible. Because it's bad enough when, like, Chat enabled
the streamer to do it, but now it's like friends enabling each other. It's so bad.
No, Blonnie needs to step in and actually put a stop to this because this is terrible.
What if like, oh look, I got a, I already have this.
Okay, hold on, wait, let me stop sharing for a second so I can buy more keys.
No problem.
She has to stop to buy like immediately.
You know, it's that Koi, thanks for the three months and Brad, thank you for the prime.
No, it's that Koi, that's that guy's username.
Convenient that it's that quick is how fast I just saw my money go away. Oh my god
It really is that quick. Thank you for that username shout out that guy
All right, I'm re-sharing my screen again
Okay, oh
Man here's a why do they add a blue emote into my chat chat. What is that get rid of it?
one gold we got to have this one cool gold one if neither of us gets a gold
I mean I'm not gonna lie if we both don't get a gold we might as well just
let's just cancel the lease dude Senna it could cost thousands of dollars for
either of us to get a gold what do you mean cancel the lease and you're like
You're getting more than a hundred cases like what they're gonna
No, let's put in more money in the case. What the fuck?
The warp's not in it. Oh my god
Yeah, no, I love the color blue. That's like my favorite color. I'm so happy I'm getting so many
All right, I mean maybe we stop at like
30 cases
30 cases yes, I bought a hundred
But you can save them for the next day
I'm just kidding
That's so real respect
Holy blue
I'm getting a lot of purples. It's like a good sign
I'm warming up the blue so much that that next we're gonna sorry I've got
threatened by somebody from Arlington Texas um I was in so many blues that
I'm warming up for the gold
No, don't sit no, no, no, why don't you start out of me keep it over there any I'm feeling so racist today
You can have all your blue
Here I'm gonna rub the gold a little bit
Open ladies and gentlemen this is gold
Oh great, I love the way this blue shotgun looks when I point it directly at my head.
Hey!
Have you gotten a gold before?
No.
Oh you haven't gotten one at all before?
No.
I mean, if you do your blood, it's gonna be worse than mine, so...
I was gonna say, wait, was yesterday your first one?
Yeah, was it two days ago? I mean, I don't...
But yeah, yesterday, two days ago, whatever it was, was my first one.
And then I traded up, I got some gloves.
I traded up and got some gloves, and they were also
fucking awful gloves. I'm buying more keys.
Okay, so I'm muting the TTS while I'm on call.
Alright, run it.
I'm loading another one.
Wait, do I need to change?
Have you're buying more?
That's fine.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Wait, hold on.
I'm buying more keys again.
I only bought one.
You only bought one, GG.
Oh, that's smart.
Then just stop it.
So that way I can...
I meant to buy 20.
Oh, no, I meant to stop your stream.
That way, like, I'll do the same thing.
I'll hold on to see another one.
I'm watching all these kings go by.
And I only have one.
Like, there's so many that are just flying by.
And I never see a little red or a gold.
Well, if you see the gold, that means you're going to get it.
I know.
I know, but that's what I wanna see.
I just wanna see it one time.
That's all I want.
Dude, I actually really enjoyed Planks, yes.
Like, a few times I played it
and when I played it off-screen recently,
I actually really liked it.
I don't know what is getting into me.
I think I might be depressed.
Are you depressed?
Yes.
Yes.
That makes a lot of sense.
Try Valorant.
Don't ever fucking say that to me again in this chat.
Are you lost your mind?
The day I'm on Valorant, either I'm like super single and I'm desperate or I'm wildly depressed.
It's one of those games.
Or both.
Or both.
High key might be both.
Alright, my last key and then I gotta buy some.
Oh, it's so ugly like it's like fine if something is blue, but it's even worse when it's good
Most of them are so ugly
Yes
That's what I mean. It's like why is it so top?
Okay
Oh, do you know about trade-ups I
I haven't done it yet. No, uh, something I was telling me too, but I wanted to wait why are they are they
You can just put in a bunch of stuff and then
Uh, yeah, there's no reason to wait
I was really just gonna wait for a day where I opened a bunch of cases and I was really sad that nothing good came and then do it
You might still get a shitty knife though
I mean, I had to open so many cases to have enough to trade up for a gold
That's fairs
Yeah, I do just have a bunch of ton of shitty stuff. Oh great another blue my favorite color
Lose and win on it. No, I think they meant to but only lose because that's my vibe today
Come on gold gold gold
You have anything good any nope I haven't even gone to pink
I mean no oh my god no this is not looking good I was so close to the pink
I mean my my vibes are great I'm just I'm just looking for the gold
Yeah, wait, are you just doing Resident Evil today? Which one?
I'm doing the 4 DLC. I just finished it a couple days ago.
That's fire.
Did you go playing all the Resident Evil after Resident Evil Requiem?
No, it's because they wouldn't shut the fuck up about me playing Resident Evil 4.
I was like fine, but I'm not playing the rest of them.
I'm not gonna lie. Resident Evil fans are low-key deaf.
They won't shut the fuck up about where's evil. I'm not gonna lie. It's kind of true
If you say one bad thing about resident evil they will be like you you guys will shoot their mom because that's literally what they act like
It's a good game though, but yeah, that is a repeat
I gotta buy more keys
Scary every time
I get scared every time you say that, so I just click off.
Yeah, that's fine.
Why can I only buy 20 at a time?
It's so annoying.
They're trying to regulate, which is really annoying.
Yeah, why are they doing that?
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, just let me free buy.
Hold on.
Open.
Open.
Oven, oven.
Bro, I have gotten the same shotgun, no joke.
Like 20 times.
At this point now, I'm memorizing the end of the barrel
because I keep pointing it right at my head.
There's not that many skins per case.
Yo, Wesgraven, thank you for the 10.
Thank you.
Thank you, so nice.
Yo, thank you, uh, overly, overly for the chat.
Chat out.
For the chat?
I stand W, W chat.
Oh, W chat.
Ha ha ha ha.
I don't know where I'm moving.
Oh my god, bro, it's just getting I have to buy more cases. Oh, I'm running out
I'm already going to 50 cases and I have nothing to show for it nothing. Oh, that's a purple other like that
Don't worry. If he isn't that many you guys start thinking bigger setup
So what he is a little appetizer
Well, I guess 50 isn't that many but speaking of 50 G. Sharma with the 50 gifted
Oh, thank you, G. Sharma, for the 50-picture.
That's so nice.
Damn.
Is it bad time to find people's A's
but the film's taking a patient.
Maybe that's what they want to pay for them.
They want it to go straight to the cases.
Yeah.
Thanks, G. Sharma.
Oh, a purple.
Wait, low key?
I like to look at this guy.
That's kind of his fodder for your trade up to make gold.
Don't get attached.
Alright, let's see.
Am I in line for like 11 more blues?
Two month anniversary.
Yeah, what's up veggie?
I mean we need to get Bonnie onto this. No, we don't. And we need to do a house case opening a
House case opening. I got a pig. Oh
This is nice
Me you Bonnie. She doesn't even play this game
We can get her to play
Oh, thanks for 30 months.
So many blues.
Oh, great. Another blue. I'm a big fan. I love these.
Hey, let's make it a 7th blue, why don't we?
I'm feeling crazy. 7 in a row?
I'm going crazy.
You can't get tilted by all the blues.
I'm not tilted any.
I love blues.
I'm a big fan.
I got a 9.
Let's go for 10.
10 months.
Thank you.
Wait a minute.
Let's go for more blues.
I don't want to.
Sorry.
Thank you.
Sorry. Thank you.
What? What? What? I got a knife! I got a knife! I got a knife! What the fuck?
Soda! I got a gold! I got a gold! It's a knife better than my other knife!
So I got another knife!
What the fuck?
It kills! I mean, how many knife kills am I gonna get?
It's minimal wear!
Oh my god, it's not that bad, guys.
It's way better than what I have, so I'm happy about it.
Wait, but that's static!
It's static minimal wear.
Oh my god!
They're all putting it on.
No, thank you. That's awesome.
No, Sidney, you have to keep going. You have to be like yours.
You have to get your knife.
That's what it means. You know what?
I like that attitude out of you. You're right.
I do have to keep going. That's the attitude you like to have. Okay. All right. Let's do it
I'm going to the page right now. Oh
No
But like you can also trade up like maybe see if you can trade up for one. No, no, no, no, I like that
No, no, no, because you think what all these things like I have to keep going obviously because I didn't get one
So I should keep going until I get one right is what you said
Well, that's like an optimist mindset. Do you feel like an optimist today?
I'm as optimistic as hell. I'm super fucking optimistic. I love optimism, actually. I'm a big fan of it.
I believe in you, Sina.
Oh, that's great. Okay.
Oh my god. I can replace my shit knife. Oh my god.
I'm so actually it's pretty I can't believe you got that actually kind of crazy. Yeah, I was actually surprised
I got one. I mean, I don't love the skin, but it's definitely better than what I had so
And it's that track. That's cool
It looks like you've been attending a lot of purchasing over the last few hours, please wait before you try that steam
I'm genuinely going to say that means you got locked out today. That means they blocked your they blocked you
Let me just try to get tomorrow.
Is that what that means?
Well do you have money in your steam wallet?
Oh wait, good, good pick.
Hold on let me look.
I have 18 dollars in my steam wallet.
I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel.
No joke.
18 dollars.
I do have a few cases. I do have hold on wait. I
Can buy seven keys and I think I have only a few more cases left
I think I can send you stuff
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I have to do this journey on my own. Okay. I respect that. That's fair. I
Appreciate it though, but this is I can buy six keys
us tax. Thank you though. I appreciate you offering.
No more shit, neither.
Well, that was my last key too. I guess I can save these other cases.
Okay. I only have these left.
Six cases.
Oh, great.
My favorite purple that I always get, this is the one.
I actually like that skin.
Actually, I liked it too, but then, you know, I liked it a little less the second time.
A little less the fourth time.
And I liked it a lot less, like maybe on the 20th time.
No, I get that.
Oh
Now this one I've liked like 75 times probably
It's my favorite. Okay, but that if it's 70 times that's seven trade-ups, Anna. I
Like that out of you. I mean, yeah, I agree. Yeah. Oh
Of course I passed the thing
I have two more keys left two keys in a dream you're so bad at gold
Can you really be bad at gambling like I'm setting a new record just luck I'm
not you Rob little strats right now yeah okay no no like skilled gambling like
poker sure but this is just clicking a button you can't be bad at opening cases
That's not a thing.
I mean, I mean, no joke. If you hear a gunshot in the next 20 minutes, just know I just blew my shit clean off because I just got a straight blue.
Well, do you want my rusty knife while you wait for your real knife?
No.
You can keep it.
Okay, I'll hold on to it then. Just let me know.
Is it unreasonable to open like a pack in our six right now?
If it makes you feel better, I guess because they probably haven't blocked you there, right?
Oh wait, is rainbow six on steam?
It will be soft. Oh, then you can you can spend money there. Yo, Veggie, thanks for the two gifted.
I think there's only one pack you can buy with stuff. The other ones you have to play to open packs.
Be fair.
Damn, that's annoying.
You can't pay to win.
Yeah, what's the point?
I'm going back to the roadblock.
What's the point?
Or I can bully the children over there.
Well, Emmie, congratulations on your knife.
Thanks, Anna.
Thank you.
I upgraded from my shed knife.
At least it wasn't another rusty one.
I'm very happy for you.
Imagine I pulled a second one.
Oh, my God.
No, if you pulled another second rusty knife, just switch games.
Come over to R6.
Yeah, I'll play Rainbow Six with you sometime.
Really? Yeah, I will.
Okay, and I'll play CS with you, we're afraid. Okay, sure.
Okay, alright. Have fun playing Resident Evil.
Thanks, Senna. Have fun.
You're welcome. Thank you.
Bye-bye.
Guys, I feel like Senna was like,
And I was like, oh, let me let's let's do the CS gambling and I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, and then I did it
I feel like I like
Absorbed her luck and stole it from her or something like how the fuck did that happen? Yeah, I like robbed her I
Just
Like what the fuck was that that was I think I was six those 60 cases I think
like 60 cases? That's like, that's really low for pulling another knife. What the hell?
Well, yeah, I told her I was sending her all my blue luck. I thought, I thought I was joking.
Oh, my bad. Should we look at the max win? The craziest
unmarked so far. 40 buck knife incoming? No, no, no, no, no.
Something good is coming.
He's going for the old knife.
AKA?
Karambike's heart.
You guys want to see the play side?
He knows!
What if I am a Max Winner?
There's going to be a Max Win Pop!
Pattern Index 905.
Max Blue, this is top five.
Pattern, if I'm not mistaken.
This is a wall.
And the Chinese blasts are already chiming in.
Should we look at the Max Win?
That's a nice ass knife.
Very, very nice.
All right, shall we catch up on tip to tip
and react before I play Resident Evil tonight?
Very exciting, lots of things to do today.
Very, very exciting.
Yeah, let's catch up on tip to tip.
Best meal we've had in China 21 minutes ago.
Oh my God.
First, I pull another knife.
Second, we get like a food thumbnail for tip to tip.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, it's damn beautiful today.
How's the volume guys?
How do we get here?
Is it left?
Are you right about this?
I think it was it was off the road. We were on just like that. I think so. We can talk to you
We know I mean, I'm I'm not I don't know thinking trust like we look okay. Yeah, but now you got me
So I'm guessing myself. I turned left out the damn parking lot. So like I'm a I'm adult
For some reason usually I'm pretty good at this today, dude
I have nothing on top. We do seem to be degrading over time pretty steadily these mountains look kind of crazy, you know
Oh crazy
What the fuck I thought we were in an arid step we have like crazy fucking solid city mountains all around us
So like city, but they look like a wreck did from God's
G2 oh wait, baby
It's just you who is chopped
I didn't even say anything about being whatever I think it's our best day like 20 degrees
Sunny I guess we'll see if we're allowed to enter this domain without being pissed rain. I don't type rain
Oh my god
That's my hope and prayer and belief
Assholes yeah harm saying put up a weather report. There's on a ounce of rain
That's been dropped in this arid step in over a thousand years
What the hell was that? Never mind. This is the best day.
They just rained the waterfall back there. It was kind of a waterfall.
My eyes are fucking chained. I saw the shadows and I was like, I can't see the dark.
Dude, get some glasses. You can hold the world in its natural luster.
Oh, this looks crazy.
This is what I can say.
Whoa!
A little step down down there with a tunnel.
Oh, they're passing through mountains.
What the fuck is this?
That's so cool.
This is crazy. Is this not the most crazy fucking road?
Okay, let's pull over let's pull over. Let's pull over. I don't know how to make a fucking road
They they goddamn do you got that right Michael. I think you can pull up to this one. We just did like a toilet bowl circle
All right, let's not
Order food
Yeah, there's a lot of mud
I don't know, I get that piece of shit was so fucking good.
Oh.
Piece of Friday?
Is it really Friday?
Dude, this week, who buys?
Hey, guys.
What day is it now?
I don't know.
Do you know?
Like 10 or 11?
9 maybe?
We're, oh, I think we're 11.
This is day 11.
We have a week left then.
We have one week left to get to Aarinhaw.
That's right, yeah.
Aarinhaw too.
And we're so far away.
Genuinely, if what that man said was to be believed, we're like halfway.
Can I tell you something I learned?
Episode one in there, half-way.
Hey.
Let's not go fast today.
Why?
Because let's enjoy China.
No, that's dumb.
Look where we are, bro.
We're-
This is kind of the craziest ride we've done so far.
This is the best shit ever.
This would be like hell of a stone.
Maybe not Yellowstone, but like...
Is it gonna be a national park or something?
Yeah.
It's being served.
But this is a highway.
It is a highway.
It's nice.
It's an awesome highway.
Yeah, it's probably the most beautiful ride I've ever been on easily.
And my goal today, enjoy China.
Look, maybe we get to Aarnhout, maybe we don't.
I'm trying to enjoy this beautiful park because you know it's gonna be back to truckers and
potholes.
Yeah, we can drive fast then.
Yeah.
And we can drive fast now.
We can just drive fast in general.
But not through this.
Yeah.
We could, though.
What do your girls say?
My goals today are, I think, every day we do 300 kilometers, 300 kilometers every day.
You gotta do it.
I don't think this will last.
Am I getting more and more to make it better if you want to go home and see what goes so
bad?
God's mysterious wonder.
And then we're gonna go 300 kilometers on our bikes.
Is my bitrate still fucked?
Bro, what is going on with the bitrate today?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Hold on, let me...
I don't know why it's so bad.
It's just random with my ISP.
Some days suck, some days they're completely fine.
conflicting goals what's your goal enjoy China don't drive through the car we can
do both I also want to make one new friend today okay I don't think I've made
a friend since the kids oh yeah they're my friends he does too he does have one
I did not wipe one because they wanted me to send I've not messaged that one kid
on WeChat. It's one kid too many.
I'm not messing with that.
Yeah, I don't think I'd like to get some yummy food as well.
Okay.
So maybe our goals could coincide.
What food? What food? What food?
That's true. I must have exchanged my best friend for my game look.
I think some duck would be awesome.
Eat delicious duck.
Make a great friend.
Enjoy China.
Try 300 kilometers.
That's what we're doing tonight.
It's a hard day. That's a lot of shit to do in a day.
Yeah, we're gonna have to cut one of them.
Ugh.
Yeah, the best part is to walk back.
Michael doesn't have waterproof boots.
What are they doing?
Oh,
whoa, friend.
A sword? What?
Oh, um, money.
So we're just checking these guys came up.
Two different guys. One to filter bottle with the waterfall water.
And the other did a photo shoot.
Can I have your micro thinking?
Huh.
Nice.
Oh, it's a sword!
Wow.
I'll send you the photo when you're back.
Okay, then we're going to play.
Okay.
We're going to play in front of you.
Oh, okay.
Uh-oh.
You immediately met your goal for making a friend.
I mean, he was kind of a man of few words.
He was just like...
Dude, sick pictures.
Freaking awesome.
Walked up, gave us the sword.
Wicked!
He just pointed and gave us the sword.
I'm not saying no, you know what I'm going to tell him?
No.
Dude, he was so cool.
Dude, this area is so pretty, bro.
Yeah, it's probably the most majestic shit.
One of the most majestic things.
Is it the best ride you've ever had?
This?
I don't know.
I need some time to process it.
I think I need to let it sink in.
What the fuck was that transition?
I hate it bad.
What the?
It was so abrupt, too.
We saw something cool, so we're going to take a look at it.
It's the mausoleum of Emperor Yann.
So we're walking over,
because the motorcycle parking is there,
and it's all the way over there.
Okay.
P.L.V., you're walking,
you're walking to the mausoleum.
In a big, beautiful courtyard.
And it's hot.
Fuck, I wish it was cloudy and raining.
Ha, ha, ha.
That's what we've been saying for days.
That's kind of awesome.
Oh, we could hoop.
They have a full, like full core basketball court.
At the mausoleum of Upper Yan.
He famously loved, he was a big NBA guy.
He was a big rooper.
We've been watching TV at night,
because what else are you gonna do?
And a lot of what we watch is basketball.
And I'm trying to pick my Chinese basketball team.
Wang Dong Tigers, that's mine.
Damn.
That's what it sounds like.
That's a courtyard.
That is a fucking courtyard.
That's a courtyard.
Chinese love a good stone courtyard.
That's a good-ass courtyard.
Look, a big-ass castle.
All your man is doing out there.
Yes, there he is.
Thanks for 21 months.
If you like him or not, you can put him in it.
This is old, right?
You see, I don't know.
That's the thing about places in China.
I don't know.
Yeah, the thing about China, which is kind of awesome,
is they're always building shit.
They're building shit all the time.
So I mean, they build shit that looks like it's old.
But I see the galvanized steel conduit on this.
And I'm like, did they put this since when?
Did he put that up?
Yeah, or that that's the new part.
That's the new part?
Yeah, sorry, that's the old part
and everything else is the new part.
Yeah, that's the, like the Palace of Versilis.
Yeah, cause they got light bulbs in there.
We'll walk it out, but we'll get this.
They'll get there.
Still walking.
Oh wait, hi Cam!
No, I could be walking a while.
Hi Cam!
I do my best to walk on, give it.
Dude, you've been doing a great job.
You've been doing a great job.
The videos have been amazing to watch.
Very nice from Boulder at it the other day.
That was great.
I hope they have fucking Among Us sex plushies up there.
And I said, yeah, you're right, man.
Maybe they do.
I was telling my chat when, uh, I didn't know that you edited for Ludwig now.
Well, actually, no, I didn't.
I know you're doing this.
I was telling my chat, like, I'm glad that he's in a better place now.
I'm glad, you know, he went on to do wonderful things.
Good for Cam.
Whoa, a courtyard.
A courtyard, yes.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Alright.
We came from there.
All the way.
Oh.
And Michael's been freaking...
lightsaber moves with his threes.
Oh my god.
I told Lutz to record the food longer.
Your request was about...
Thank you so much!
Yes, I was like,
Please because I realized I somehow didn't have your discord. I was like what the fuck so I was like Bonnie
Please text text cam and tell him please tell them to record the food
I messaged Lud too, but I wasn't sure if you would see it because of their like phone restriction or whatever
Oh my god. Thank you. Thank you cam. Actually. I'm so happy whenever I see the food. It's my favorite part of the video
I love
food travel stuff
Maybe we pretend
Yeah, I wasn't sure if they started doing the food shots because uh because I asked or not I was like well
Maybe it's a coincidence, but I know that food and chores everywhere appreciate it
Just listen to the talk she thinks we're gonna get stuck in camp
You know what I'm thinking of the tour group? Well, they're kind of making a circle around us like a like a bunch of minnows around a sharkwood
It's actually making the most scared noises at us.
They're more interested in your white face than the Temple of Emperor Yon.
I think we're in a school.
I think we're in a school.
No, let's chill out.
No, 100% yes.
Huh? Uh, American?
American.
American, yeah.
American, uh, American.
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
American.
Okay.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
What's your name?
I'm Korean, thanks for 38 words.
English name is Teddy.
Teddy.
I'm Hanbao.
I'm Hanbao.
I'm Hanbao.
What's your Chinese name?
I'm Korean.
Are you stressed?
Yeah.
School?
Yeah.
I'm a teacher.
Teacher?
Yeah.
You're a teacher?
Yeah.
There's no way he's a teacher.
He's too young.
Yeah.
I'm not sure if it's a good one.
Ah, good, good, good, good, good.
Asian things, I guess.
Thank you, thank you.
Yeah, no worries.
You think?
Yeah, where's Michael's vault?
Why isn't he saying it's a plastic line?
You too. Very handsome.
So we're not blending in super well.
No, it's actually causing a massive disruption.
We don't need to...
That's kind of it.
We don't need to...
Then where do you go next?
I don't know
Women ask
Oh, women
A little bit
Chinese
Freedom
Freedom
Yeah
Make a wall
Yeah
T-shirt
T-shirt
T-shirt
Oh
T-shirt
Can you, uh, really?
Oh, okay, okay
Okay
Oh
I'm making a friend today I'm hitting my goals my friend
Today
I think he's saying they ride motorcycles in a sick ass spot and we could ride with them
Very very people tonight Sunday Sunday Sunday Sunday
We are going to Mongolia
We are going to Mongolia
We are going to Mongolia
Yeah
We are not going to stay here for two days
We are going to
Oh my god, bro, the ISO
Do that white camera that loves you
He never turns down the ISO
Oh, it's so bright
It should also pass
They're gonna ride for an hour tomorrow
Mean-chan yeah
Yeah, that's not awesome. It sounds so cool. Should we just blow a day?
That Chinese friends
Basically, I think he does it
This cool ass biker dude.
I don't know.
Sometimes he will turn it down.
Awesome Chinese bikers
around a cool area.
It looks like they died.
It sounds awesome. It's tomorrow
5pm. I think we can get
5.
And we've only driven like 100.
50?
We haven't driven much
today.
So we have to like stop stalling.
You couldn't do that.
Sorry, thanks for the 10 months.
This was like a picture of what it would be.
It wasn't even a map.
It was like a picture on a lonely road.
Like a screenshot of a Google map.
Yeah.
And this is the guy who leaves Blingers on 247.
That's true, actually.
So for us to find him again, it would be hard.
We're going to have to say goodbye.
She ran her webcam at 10K ISO for years.
We must do it.
I'd say goodbye to Uncle Lee.
That's true, Polly.
But I thought that I liked how it looked.
You want to do it, you know?
But if it's like, um, if it makes it so future days don't be as
Yes, so my eyes saw that now. It's like 8,000.
Yeah, no we can't. It's just one of those bitter goodbyes.
It is a bitter side goodbye.
It's just a bitter side goodbye, like, like staying at Lee's house.
Yeah, you have to go.
Sometimes you have to go. All right. I'm gonna break his heart.
I can't. I can't face him.
We just have to disappear.
No, I have to tell him.
I don't know the name of the country
What?
I don't know the name of the country
Tomorrow?
I don't know the name of the country
Oh!
I don't want to...
I want to...
Today...
Two eight nine
And then two three four five
Six seven
Uh...
I want to go to...
Mongolia
Seven
Six nine again?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Six seven
Yeah
Oh my god, he said this thing!
Bro, how old is Six Seven?
It feels like...
It's like a year old thing, you know.
Come on, bro.
What, five months?
One more time.
Guess.
What do you think?
How old do I look?
How old do you think?
20.
Oh, no, no, no.
Suncher.
Suncher, suncher, suncher.
When those kids said they thought that here was 18 or 19,
25, 25, 25
This is the Mongolian capital,
it is called Mongolia,
Mongolia?
Yeah.
It's just far from here.
I'll show you.
It's about 2,000 km inside,
2,000 km.
2,000 km.
It's great.
It's nice.
We always just guess someone's like 20, or 20.
Because I feel like whenever people ask me, and I guess, even if I'm right, they're like
offended.
Like, I'm like, oh, you look, like, you look like, you know, like 28 or 29.
They're like, wow, I'm 30.
I'm like, what, what, what, what, so that's, I guess lower, but they're like offended.
Chinese name is...
Chinese name is...
Chinese name is...
Chinese name is...
Chinese name is...
Chinese name is...
Chinese name is...
They want you to get 10 years younger?
Really? So you are supposed to pull your 6 subtractors?
Yes, 208.
I never do that.
I don't know why he was like, I'm gonna ask him.
Oh, okay.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
I guess I'll have to start doing that.
We should have fucking set up a stash.
Chat, you guys look, um...
You look 19 years old today.
Okay, he said I subtracted 20 years.
He said 700.
That's what I thought I heard.
Yeah.
That seems wrong we're not gonna go on our motorcycle trip, which is fine
I think it's the right call, but I do feel way better about how far we are dude
He said some crazy things. He was also also what made me happy
We weren't talking to a child a high school. He's 25. You know a lot of English
We knew like our best conversation with no translator. Yeah, what I know for sure is
I said 208 and he went yeah, two oh, yeah, oh
Oh, okay. I didn't I didn't hear that. Yeah, I want I want Arling Arling
Yeah, Arling Bob and he went yeah Arling Bob. Maybe that's an Arling Chee though
Not whatever. Yeah, one of the two. We both now feel
this beautiful over-confidence that we felt before
I think we're finishing in five minutes
We don't have five days left on the floor. I mean they could if they if they just go
Just about as welcome as one.
Yeah, because I mean the 207 to 208 combo.
Yeah, the pipeline's amazing.
So we're feeling really good.
Shout out to our motorcycle friend.
Who re-instilled us with a blind sense of American confidence
that only two white maguos in China can have.
Motor moto poong-yah.
Did I?
Just want to apologize to Emperor Yan.
Yeah.
We completely disrupted and desecrated his tune.
Well I hope we'll show kindness, we didn't need to desecrate his mausoleum by being
fond after objects of whiteness.
Oh, this is Emperor Yan's punishment of us.
This is Emperor Yan's punishment.
Uh oh.
Still an arling, Bob.
Probably.
I see two cars going.
Um, anyway, it is 4 p.m. just about and we've driven, how many kilometers today, Michael?
Okay, guess how many kilometers we've driven?
180 yes again, but lower this time
We've driven 120 kilometers today. All right. We got a question at least 100 more and
Hopefully on a road that's called the two away because I don't think we're on it
Yeah, this does concerning, but it was like the most flowing road Jesus fucking Christ. This is not the two away
Yeah, we're not on it
It says to the right is that a joke
Ha wait, can you go to the right? Maybe you can go like kind of around it. You never check to left
To away
You gotta be fucking kidding man
They just put up a fucking billboard in the middle of the road. Okay. Well back on it. Well, man, it's a very important billboard
I can't read it
What did it say?
My bear was a joke.
A little time off the 2-0. What the fuck?
And this is how it was all the way north. It's just dirt road for part of it. Okay.
Yeah, it was crazy. We went down those miles. Okay.
Yeah, just need to do 100 kilometers more. Okay.
Hey, we're back in the world. We can do that. Oh, there's a giant gals too. That's the detour.
or dude it's just like everything in Toronto's being worked on.
There's no end to the projects that they can create.
Uhhhh....
And we'll just take it easy left and easy left.
I think here.
It was close, I said no vehicles.
So there's no more sugar-box to get there?
Ohhhh!
Are you supposed to take this with you?
I just don't know.
Yeah, definitely thanks for three months.
I think we should go look.
This is okay.
That's why I was trying to put that on my ass.
I really understand how we're supposed to do this.
We could drive on that.
Yeah, we could drive on this.
Are we supposed to?
Are they?
Does it clear out?
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Maybe back there.
There is a, the road continues there.
Maybe there was like a turn off down there.
Is that easy enough to get done though?
I have no idea if you can even get to that over there.
It's just like an option.
I think your bike is probably better suited for it.
You want me to take a dive in?
Oh yeah, look at this.
I'll get hit at speed okay okay let's see if I bang the bar
I'm gonna rock her a bit, hopefully I didn't fucking blow my tire
Fuck it
Ah, she doesn't fly
Okay
And they continue
Oh, look at this fellow travelers
Hello
So they're just traveling through a workshop I guess
Ah, taking the highway today, you know.
We've probably experienced one of China's greatest roads today and one of the worst.
Yeah, we were talking a lot of shit about the 207.
208 has some troubles of our own, it appears.
You know, that's the thing about it is they've always treated 208 better than 207.
They're working on it.
It's under heavy construction and it's easy to lose because of the detours.
At least we have a better construction because I think that was a good point.
That definitely means go left.
Makes sense. Hey, where are you going, buddy?
You do not want to go this way.
It's not what you think, pal.
I'm wondering, is the two-away an incomplete road, or is this somehow the two-away?
Maybe they're just finishing that section.
Okay, more cones.
And another off-road section. Alright.
Must be getting another off-road. Big pit. Cool pit section.
Wow.
Fuck.
Arling bar.
It goes for a while.
Oh, God.
Where the fuck are we?
What the fuck is going on?
We should have respected Emperor Yan, bro!
Why did we disagree Emperor Yan?
The curse is hitting us!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, bro.
Okay, well, I'm not...
Okay, so here's the thing.
I think...
I see cars right there.
Oh, this guy is just getting loaded, so this truck car is waiting.
Oh, we just can't get around. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, this guy's just getting this fucking rock load loading
I see while we wait for the road to clear up
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We did it the new invincible season already start we have gone. I have been watching it and the lawmakers. I need to watch it
You gotta be fucking yeah, I haven't watched it yet also not feel so good about the five-day thing we said
Five and a half
I was just remembered
This seems like we can't go here actually though.
What makes you say that?
Just sign right here that says no cars, no walking.
Thank god we're on motorcycles huh?
Yeah they can drive through.
It does give me this nervous feeling that two-way is not a complete road.
Yeah.
Well it looks like we've been punished.
We've been punished hard.
Yeah.
Yeah, we got punished by her again.
We're desecrating a grade, but...
I think we also got punished by the 207 for switching off of her and glazing the 208.
And little did we know the 208's not a complete road.
It is!
Dude, having to face the 207 again?
I don't know if I could.
Just, none of this is...
None of this feels right.
Yeah, oh he said no
It's good, huh
This
Jenda!
Huh?
That's your chassis.
That's it.
That's it.
All right.
That's it.
That's it.
They're telling me if we can't go down the awesome road, we have to go down this fucking...
They're playing a prank on us.
They're playing a prank.
This is a prank, and they're gonna watch me eat shit right here.
Oh.
They're playing a prank.
They're playing a prank.
That's a little scary.
They're playing a hilarious prank.
Fucking break right come back and they're gonna be doubled over the plaster
Hey, yeah, and then the Americans just went down the fucking dirt road dude
Yeah, the one that leads to the Sarlacc pit. Yeah, they got eaten up. It ate them whole it ate them whole
You have to use Emily
There's no way me and Emily could do this
Actually no way
Yeah, they got a guard rail and shit.
Think of the content.
All right.
I don't think we could even stream it because there's probably so many dead areas, right?
We'll try to...
Yeah.
And we have to cover all of that.
I feel like there'd be a lot of dead areas.
Yeah, how much should we cover in total?
Yeah, 14 kilometers.
Husband and wife trip?
Well, would you put it like that?
Yeah, what's up?
Is the car dope on?
Maybe.
I'm gonna meet up for a while.
What's up?
Yeah, maybe if it's not it, maybe it's not China, maybe it's a small country.
What?
this tip-to-tip handstand of Lasca
all be grown okay first of all that be like
the glasses off for a second of all what we
even do where we stop and that's the two
away they haven't finished taking the
glasses off yeah it does seem like it's
all there you go
they get uh i mean yeah i'm happy to be
on a fucking G after after doing an
hour of off-roading to get 14 kilometers
It feels pretty good.
An hour or so, let's go!
Let's go!
And I think this road is going to stay awesome forever.
I bet it won't even turn to horrible off-roading again.
It's so fucked!
We can't just fucking crush to driving.
We have to fucking stop here, roundabout here.
How do they call this a road?
It's not a road, bro.
There's no pavement on it.
They used up all the road.
Remember when they said they were getting their confidence back?
Leaving the temple.
Why can't I go down that road?
And now they're all tilted.
I don't think...
I don't think that...
You're sleepy.
Yeah, I think we're on a tall here.
Maybe we could camp in front of this school.
Oh, what an adventure.
What an adventure. How's this game of life?
It's a motion.
Oh my god.
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
that's the round boys and that's the round that's the fucking round they're back oh my god Michael
this is that's all it takes buddy you just got to do that and you're back on the F2O wait forever
ever
My god, bro, this is
This is crazy
Looking at this road. Look at this road. How do we ever get off this road? I don't know
Generations
Fucking said it's so hard to drive in China
They were doing construction!
Uh, 165 kilometers today.
We did more sick.
We did more sick shitting out our butts.
Oh my god, it's fucking rain, bro!
It just keeps getting worse.
Uh-oh.
There's the issue.
We were trying to just ride to a hotel.
You know, I have an early night, I have an early morning.
So that way we can cover ground tomorrow.
Now it's raining. I didn't know that was a problem.
The sun is setting.
But also it's not like a hotel near us.
Yeah, there's just about nothing.
This looks like the Chinese equivalent of Kansas.
We're moving the fuck down right now.
Yeah, we also have this head up in the rain.
Flat as hell.
This is less than ideal.
Oh no.
So the city we've been driving to is crossed out.
What do you think that means, Michael?
Crossed out? Oh!
I think they blew it up.
The Chinese blew it up. Okay. Are you seeing both these things both the 208? Why is 208 crossed out and this car is killing you?
No, I don't know man. What is that? What the fuck was that? What the fuck was that? What the fuck was what happened to crossed out?
Why are they both crossed out? Do we have to take the 309? I don't know why would you cross it out? What does that mean?
Why is it crossed out? I mean it can't be good. It can't be good.
Oh
Fuck it's fucking raining
Yeah, it's raining hard and the closest city is 70 kilometers, but it's crossed out
Fuck dude
Fuck the chair might actually just be pulled over ask her hotel is
Because we have to blast pretty far.
Rain is alright, and the night time is alright, but both the rain and the night sound great.
We could ask one of these guys.
Oh, GoTemper, he stays with us.
If there's a fucking Jury on that's easy to go to, it's probably the player to go to that.
ah
Jingwei, is there a pig store in Zhangshi?
No, I have a pig store
Pig store
Where?
Pig store
Pig store
Pig store
Pig store
Pig store
Yes
Is it a pig store?
Yes
Oh, it's a pig store
Is this okay?
Yes, it's okay
It's a hotel on it.
Wait, does it?
Yeah, it does. This guy.
Oh, it's his shit.
Oh, what the hell?
I thought I was being misunderstood. It was that close.
That's crazy fortunate.
Oh, Ni Hao.
Ni Hao.
Ji Jian.
Ji Jian.
Two people? Two people?
One is better.
Two people.
Huh. Great.
They made it.
That means it's dinner time soon.
Oh my god, what a nice shop.
I can't wait.
Fuck yeah, it's right here.
That's crazy.
It's perfect. It's here.
I assume they're probably going to eat at the hotel, right?
Okay, I got to get my food.
The doorbell just rang and I had my phone buzzed, so I think that the food is here.
I'll be right back.
I'm back!
Hello.
Hello?
Sorry?
Up there. You guys saw it. They're going, hotel, hotel.
He's going, not a restaurant. You've been burned so many times.
He goes, not a restaurant.
No, I'm sorry.
How are you here?
Yeah, you're like, not your phone.
He's like, he's like, it's a hotel.
You can't do that.
It's a hotel.
Okay, I'm gonna slow to the locals.
Ah, shit, they didn't give me utensils.
This is Henan.
This is Henan.
This is Shanxi.
Shanxi.
Shanxi.
This road is not good.
It's been 5 years.
Do you think it's gonna work?
It's gonna work.
It's gonna work.
He doesn't know what the fuck he said.
He doesn't know the word for construction.
190 kilometers today, which feels kind of bad, but I get is what it is. It's a horrible
road. I got a tie. I see. Rain. And it is no good to bike in the rain, especially at night.
So if Mongolia is as far as we think it is, it should be that bad. We should still be
able to hit our goal. Oh, a kitty! We are so cute. Oh my god. Hi. We're so cute.
Ewww, that's one of the cutest cats.
Oh hi.
You can tell this cat grew up in an auto shop.
Cause they are not fazed by this.
Hi kitty.
Hi.
Oh my god, you're so cute.
100.
100.
100.
100.
100.
YIWANG YIWANG YIWANG YIWANG YIWANG
I am American and my heart is Chinese
Oh, your heart is Chinese?
Yes
Who is your heart?
My heart
Oh, okay
Oh, thank you
Five seeds
That's so good
Oh, actually thank you for the gifts and some wishes
My new oh
But my heart is Chinese
Yeah, they did not get it
We have three kinds
Three kinds?
Three kinds
Restaurant!
Yes!
From here to the left, this is the restaurant.
That's it.
That's it. Are you Prince?
Oh, thank you.
Oh, please.
Thank you.
Hey, we don't need room anymore, guys.
Hey, thank you.
How do I say refund?
Refund.
How do you say crush 200 kilometers?
Oh, really? Thanks for subbing.
Oh, funny.
The combination hotel, auto buddy shop.
Yeah, so it's a hotel and a car shop and a restaurant?
Oh, cool.
Fish water!
Inside the room. What's this?
Oh!
Fail joke!
Okay so it's not me.
Hand down
Oh!
Okay!
It's okay, time out!
Fuck yeah!
Yeah, baby!
Where's the hotel?
They actually don't smell bad.
Yeah!
In the room.
That's good.
Oh, shit!
Oh, fuck you!
Alright, dude.
We fucking made it, dude.
We fucking made it, dude.
We made it.
We made it, dude.
Um, I mean, the cool thing is,
there ain't shit to do here.
Yeah!
You just go to sleep.
All we can really do is eat lunch, go to bed, or eat dinner, go to bed.
Sure fun.
That's your B roll shot for you.
What do we have to do, Michael?
Eat food and go sleep.
Yeah, that's pretty much it.
Do you want to be the brave one?
Eat food.
Got it.
Ooh!
Big pot chicken.
Get big pot chicken.
Is this a restaurant?
Oh my god, there's a menu right there!
I think you basically just walked into a restaurant, and you went, is this a restaurant?
And then she was, she didn't even think to observe that as a question.
Why?
Why not?
Ah, younger, Mi-Fang.
Mi-Fang, Mi-Fang.
Oh, Lamyan.
Lamyan.
Ramen and chicken?
Lamyan.
Lamyan is...
Oh, La, maybe.
Oh, like, Laumi.
Laumi.
Laumi.
Laumi.
Laumi.
We first engineered Chinese
in American English Chinese.
Everything went downhill after the mausoleum.
Oh yeah, we literally hit a fucking wall
that was like Emperor Yon's mausoleum.
And it was as if he rose from the grave.
That is just awesome, so fucking good.
I ordered it two days ago.
It's one of the best things I've ever had.
What?
That was like my worst.
It's so fucking good.
Yeah, it was like the worst road I've ever driven on.
And earlier in the day, it was the best I had ever had.
I had my best and worst ride ever today.
It's pretty fun.
And now we're back on the 208.
Somehow.
Yeah.
Yes, somehow.
I do have a major concern for the future.
For tomorrow.
I feel like I'm barely going to make it.
Come on, William.
I'm just going to cross off the sign.
Just barely.
And the 208 has a big X.
Yes.
Yeah.
That is my exact concern.
Yeah, that's a fair.
That's a reasonable concern.
What does it mean to cross out a city?
What does it mean to cross out of a road?
Not my city.
It's here, bro.
Oh!
Oh!
That's so insane.
Big pot chicken!
That looks so good.
Holy shit, is that like, hurt?
Dude, that looks crazy.
That looks crazy.
Noooo.
That's good.
That's good.
Is that transition?
I see needs.
Potato.
Little big potato.
Yeah.
That looks so good.
Dude, it's so tender.
They took their time breaking it first.
Where's the noodles?
They got a ramen.
Right?
I guess it's maybe in the bottom.
It's time to bed.
Oh, well, good night.
Okay.
Do you have your number?
Yeah, I got it.
I think I have a number.
Okay.
That was so good.
8, 9.
8, 9.
That's not the highest one.
That's pretty good.
Wow.
I thought you would have said it needs rice to be a 9.
I'm saying that it would be a 9-1 with rice.
They'll be in one of the rest of those big red spots.
Reek, reek, reek, reek, reek, reek, reek, we're gonna hit it, we're gonna hit it.
We're gonna hit it.
Yeah, we'll hit it.
But we're looking at each other's eyes now.
And it's getting way closer, way more closer.
We're getting closer.
Yeah.
Okay, we're gonna finish it.
Good meal.
Time to pay.
Yeah.
Amazing food shop.
You're a cheat.
You're a cheat.
Wait, I got this.
You're a cheat.
Fuck.
Cheat.
You're a cheat.
D.U.T.
That's it?
That's it?
67.
67?
It was a great deal.
Oh, good.
Bye-bye.
Dude, I literally didn't believe it was only 67 you want.
It's so much food to be that cheap.
Booyah.
Booyah.
Bing.
Bing.
That's not how you're supposed to eat it.
That's not how you're supposed to eat it.
That's not how you're supposed to eat it.
Uh, check it out.
I got this.
I thought it would taste like banana.
Hell yeah.
Let me go.
It's really hot in here and the AC is childwalk.
That's where the cord and the plug is.
I spit out a piece of it and it'll all go to the side of it.
How's it?
It's like ice cream with a big fucking chocolate fucking chip in it.
That's awesome.
All right, man.
Thank you guys.
Thank you.
What's your fucking goals tomorrow?
I'm gonna eat some duck.
Duck?
Yes!
Yes, yes, peeking duck the crispy skin and also yes
How are we not figured out how far fucking Mongolian?
Because it's confusing because there's Mongolia and then Mongolia is huge
So do you mean the border and then of where so where along the border and oh actually do you mean Inner Mongolia the prop of the Chinese province?
We know the answer is 2400 or 2000 or 900 or 1000 or 700. Yeah
Oh
My goal tomorrow find out what it means very do you have to finish the tree that's just my big time. All right. Bye. Oh
My god
They just need one like really big day
They found a hundred ninety
I
One more episode today
Best meal we've had in China, I can't wait I can't wait. I'm purposely eating slow on this
Okay, yeah
No, don't make it one of these days, bro
How did the cars get through yeah, I mean
Can I squeeze through this actually
And treat you. Thanks for four months of your luggage packs off
You are not fitting through that bro, you're not gonna clear your hips are too wide
Oh, you're so close. Oh, wait. Oh, he might be older. I'm gonna get off and just
Funnacle your bike. It looks like it's a no
One of the packs would have to come off
Yeah, how are there caught we saw cars? I
Don't know that's a good question. Maybe
I mean, I guess when you're going
Yeah, oh, yeah, W w w
thank you okay well this is our road this morning well this is what the maybe
this is what the cross so it sounds that so basically there's a giant blockade
and you know you can go further we do see some mohpeds coming through like the
one right now so I'm gonna get out of this guy's way
I've been studying the Chinese head.
I got him staring at him, staring him down.
So are they not supposed to be on this road?
If you go down, if you don't know them, up if you do.
In Japan, you go down.
There's the giant ferris wheel.
I've gotten different degrees of down, depending on what you mean.
Drop the conga, they even applied.
And here, they do small up occasionally.
Little chaos.
That's what I've observed.
All the cones, cone drill.
Keep up the work, boys.
Great, big dust control.
I see you on that, I see you on that one.
You gotta control the dust,
otherwise actually it's out of hand.
Can we get through this?
Yes, yes.
Get through this.
Oh, no.
There we go.
Oh, they're lying through.
My G.
Oh, I guess we're fine.
Very much, yeah, yeah.
And he's backing up so I'm going through and now we are blasting off baby
Monza you all
Really Billy said it's been under construction for six years
Exactly if you aren't using even motorcycle true. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know how you
He's saying no he's saying fucking no
what
We wake up we're excited to fucking crush hundreds of kilometers maybe this right Michael I'm sad, bro
What that's okay, that's dirt there. What do you want to ask? There's a car
He's asked this dude
We need old it's gonna hold
Arling balloo no, he stopped old thing
I think after that woman just said no to him, he got embarrassed and he stopped doing it.
Mungou.
Mungou.
Please.
This is what that actually makes us think.
Yeah, I think it broke him.
Now he's too embarrassed to do it.
If it's too complicated, he's afraid that we cannot find it.
The detour.
If we took the detour, I think is what it means.
It's over there.
Ah, ah, ah.
And then there's a big door.
There.
Go.
Over there.
Over there.
Over there.
Over there.
Over there.
Over there.
And then...
A little...
Zodron.
Pray to God.
On the left side of the road.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Okay.
Oh, that's why.
Uh-oh.
I never had school.
Okay, the 208's getting some work done again.
Big surprise, big fucking surprise, 208's beat a shit.
Fuck this fucking road, bro.
208's beat a shit.
It's because we betrayed her sister and now it forever puts Emperor Yon's curse on her.
Emperor Yon's curse will forever betray you.
All I want to do is drive 300 kilometers, blasts and jeezus.
It's great, just straight.
I know and twist your little throttle.
See this?
This is what I want.
I want to twist my dumb little throttle in the right hand.
And instead we're going through the tiniest little swan you ever heard of.
Alright, what's up DTR?
Are they back?
Is this her giant arch?
Okay, yeah that is good.
That is a giant arch.
Fuck yeah, okay.
You're wondering what the giant arch looked like.
Not at all what I was expecting.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a big art show. Okay, so go through here and then at some point we'll just fucking
Oh John
Oh hold up
Quick, please stop on the left
Bihanbao
My name is Chinese
My name is Chinese
My name is Hanbao
My name is Niuhanbao
Niuhanbao
Niuhanbao
My name is Bihanbao
Bihanbao
Bihanbao
This is a Chinese word
Okay.
Okay.
Your home is in Shanxi.
Your home?
My home.
Your home?
My home.
What is your home?
My home is very treasure.
Very treasure?
It's a treasure house.
It is packages.
Wow, packages.
Where did you get that from?
It's from Hanbao.
It's from Shi's.
Oh, Shi's?
Yes.
Hanbao, you have to follow.
We are the security guards.
Hi-bird, tall, those two two boys.
I'm the security guard.
It's us.
That's us.
The interior is too big.
The interior is like this.
Yeah.
Packaging.
Yeah.
It's like this.
It's like this in China.
You guys go to this place,
this place,
and this place.
We are friends.
New friends!
There's not much.
You guys come to this place.
Come here, I'll play you the right way.
That's a new road, shouldn't they just stay on the two of you?
Okay, quick recap. We just talked to this dude. The guy told us how to do the detour.
Yeah, he said how to do it. He said go 10k.
Oh, how to do the detour? Oh, amazing!
You, you, you, you, something Lou.
You won, Lou.
And and that's our game plan. We're gonna do that. So we're doing the detour that the guy on the highway told us to do
So we're just gonna go till we see a road with
Well, I guess it'll be in Chinese. Yeah, I suppose it will be in Chinese. It is very often the case
Yeah, I'm just gonna set the odometer and then we're gonna go like around 8 KM and start looking for shit on the left
Generally a smart idea
That's all I got. That's all I got is an odometer and a tree
And I don't know I don't know
They're less than a thousand kilometers away
I think they're gonna do it now
I wasn't sure before
It is like so difficult to deal with
Because the signage is not very clear. I think even I imagine if you're like Chinese driving with GPS
Yeah, there were quite a few confused Chinese people turning around on a detour
So it's been a real pain because you know we have
You know whatever like eight hours we could feasibly drive a day before it gets dark and scary
And we want to blast but sometimes you just can't blast
God I want to blast so hard dude. I have so much to blast and I just can't let it go
We're pent up. All right, it makes no if I won't complain
I also messaged Lee, he said we're all gonna be friends for life.
Nothing wrong with that, I guess, suppose.
That's fucking awesome.
Michael, I think we're back.
No, why me? Thanks for four months.
I think we're back.
We're just on a cool slalom truck course.
I see the G2 away, it's back here.
Look at that.
And a lot of cars are going through the slalom course.
Dude, all the archways are on the road.
It's like so pretty.
What the?
That was a cool old guy.
It's probably the oldest guy ever on my phone, but I'm not related to
Well, but like, okay, because I feel like people could interpret
definitely not the youngest guy
Oh my god
Ah, what's up?
Oh
Wait, was he holding her on mode?
He just went, oh, that was awesome.
That was so cool.
I was already, thanks for 16 months.
Can I? Can I? He sighed so begrudgingly.
And now we are the only people on this ride.
What? That was awesome.
That was an 18 kilometer tour?
Oh, they're back out of a joint?
No, no, but what the f***, okay.
Why was he so annoyed with them?
Maybe people aren't supposed to be on it, I don't know.
Oh, yeah
That's a reasonable theory I like that
Are you gonna be in there no drink your body cam
Okay, well Michael does that I'm gonna give you a little update so you're driving
on the 208. It's kind of like a new construction they're making. It's a very beautiful road.
And like the construction of this new road that I think cuts through a lot of the smaller towns
that can town we're in, ended. So the dreams of beautiful four lane wide highways, kind of dead
for a while. We found a road that labeled itself the 208. I don't know if it's an old 208. I don't
really know how that works. But we asked the lady at the gas station, she said we'd bring the left
out of here. They're doing a good job for what they have to work with. I don't know, I'm so lost.
I said to bring the body count in the bathroom. Which car? Thanks for two months.
That's a pretty ass crack. No, it's a squatting toilet. No, it's not.
No, I hate squatting toilets. No, no, no. Not so bad, right? It's not so bad, right? Hey.
Oh my god that was more of a fight than bro!
America, that are worse.
Ah, Tachi, thank you for the 5 gifts!
Thank you, Etaqi!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Yeah, it's true.
When I realized, they should have poured water down that every day.
Yeah.
Being on bucket duty?
Silent, no bathroom, true!
They must scrape it out at some point.
Because like over the years, you know, like I don't know the thing. Holy shit. Yeah, I know older buildings in Asia
I'm in the middle of a stream right now
What a truck driver pulled over its first
Never mind. I don't want to talk about it ever talk to you talking to Michael right now
Yeah, easy there why he's also being here. That's so sick
He's peeing in the same fucking spot
Okay, well, I remember, so I would go to Malaysia a lot, like, for a lot of summers when I was a kid,
because that's where my mom's family lived. They immigrated from China to Malaysia.
What the hell? Kitties? Anyway, my mom's family immigrated from China to Malaysia, right?
So I live in Malaysia and they also would have a lot of the squatting toilets there.
They used to have a squatting toilet in my grandparents' house, but then after my mom
married my dad, who's an American white male, they added an American toilet to my grandparents'
house.
But for some reason, like, so they'll have like the toilet in the bathroom.
Why am I clarifying that?
The toilet's in the bathroom like normal,
but then around it, they'll build like a seat
that's level with the toilet.
So it's like just like a whole seat.
So I don't know why, like so you can like squat or something?
I don't know, but anyway, so when I was a kid,
oh my God, I remember the first time
I saw a squatting toilet like that.
It was, we went to this like public water park place
and oh my God, I felt it was like hell on earth
and there were no barriers anywhere.
So like it was just this bathroom
and everyone was just like watching each other.
Like I can't, I can't.
I don't wanna talk to anyone.
It was horrible, it was horrible.
Oh my God, nightmare.
Nightmare, nightmare.
Oh, make a right.
It was disgusting.
Oh, D-Fana.
Oh my god, my aunt took me in there because I needed to use the bathroom and she took
me in there and I just kind of was like, I think I can wait till we get home but like
I needed to go so, so bad like I almost pissed my pants but I like I could not do it like
I mentally could not do it so I just I just suffered holding it in for another like two
hours.
We are going to the north of 100 kilometers north of here.
This road is to the left.
To the left?
Okay, let's go.
This is...
Nightmare.
POV.
Hi.
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Ewww! The bugs!
I guess we're out. We have shit off!
We're off. Yo Rain, thanks for 17 months.
Alright, will you rip it? We've fallen for a bit.
What's the bugs, Water?
Okay, I'll tell you what I think I just saw. I think I just saw G207.
Please do. They're back on the G207. How?
Please don't fucking...
Well, thank you for the five gifted.
We had a lot of fun times with her.
Thank you.
And she was our favorite, but she's gone, bro.
She's gone.
I think we're on her.
Dude, dude, please, don't make this any harder than it has to be.
Michael, this is her.
Oh, thank you for the five.
It's sad.
It's sad is what it is.
Look over there.
Look over there.
Right there.
Thank you.
What did that say?
Honestly, it's a G2O and then the last number was like the scratch it off
We're on the G2O something
Right
It makes sense like you know doesn't make any fun. It doesn't make any sense. But I think that's the GF7 goes east
And doesn't go to the city that they're trying to go to. I know it's you, right? I thought you were dead. I watched you die. I watched you die!
Michael.
Michael.
He's taking his hands off the bars and shit.
Oh my god, dude chill.
I WANT YOU DIE!
SHE'S BACK!
That doesn't make any fucking sense.
That doesn't make any fucking sense, dude.
No fucking sense at all.
I WANT YOU DIE! I SAW THE ROAD END!
I SAW GORTH OF THING FROM MY GRASS!
I know, bro, but she's still here.
Holy shit, dude.
That's crazy.
Now, this might be the craziest find of the trip. The craziest G207.
Cause we didn't like backtrack we gave up looking for, we literally talked about how it's gone forever.
Wow, that's beautiful. That's really beautiful.
Wow, dude!
It's the greatest road that never was.
It's a great fucking day to be alive.
You're gonna be on the 207.
Hi, we've arrived at 207, she's been great.
Yeah, but it's been nice, miss her, but we want to stop for a little bite to eat.
Yay, three times!
Yeah, so after a little bite to eat, I almost got turned into a small, small pancake.
I still have my pasta.
And it sounds like you're going to need one.
We've got a trip on summer down the street.
Jingwan, Sanqing, where are you?
Sanqing.
Sanqing.
Shifang.
Shifang.
Now we don't have a camera.
Now we don't have a camera.
The restaurants are closed.
Oh.
Yo, King Jim.
Thanks for 30 months.
It's not the hour to eat.
Ah, OK.
It's just not eating at this hour.
Yeah, I think it's just not fucking dinner time.
They're quite respectful.
It's not lunch, not dinner time.
Yeah, America's a little more...
To see you whenever.
Or just fat we eat whatever we feel like.
Like a nice restaurant, maybe it's like, you know...
Like, yeah, there's like four hours that they take out of the day.
Yeah, 11 to two and then six to nine or whatever.
Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello, children. Hello. Hello.
Ah.
Oh, JSC. Thanks for coming. Welcome. Thank you.
What's your name?
I'm Wu Zhou Jia Yu.
Wu Zhou Jia Yu. Nice to meet you.
Oh.
Where are you from?
I'm from San Ting.
San Ting. San Ting.
We are going to eat.
We are going to eat.
You are going to eat?
Yes.
We are going to meet you now.
You ride the...
Oh, everyone.
We are in Lushanji.
Where are you from?
Here.
You go to school?
How old?
Fourteen years old.
Oh my god, we collected the whole group.
Oh my god, so we're like a motorcycle gang of children.
Y'all got McDonald's?
Yes.
No, there you have McDonald's one.
The school has collected here.
We got a damn school of kids.
No more. No more McDonald's.
Good English.
You can listen. You can go now.
You want to keep on smoking? Wait, what? One of them is smoking?
Maybe one.
Oh, he is smoking!
I even noticed this common channel.
I hate that.
17!
17!
And you're smoking!
17!
I hate that.
I'll take a picture of it.
I'll take a picture of it.
I'll take a picture of it.
Yeah, so we've collected a brand of village here.
Holy shit!
A whole gang of schools out there.
A whole gang of schools out there.
Severance Schilling.
We gotta run.
We do gotta run.
We do gotta run.
We do gotta run.
Okay, bye-bye!
Okay, bye-bye!
Bye-bye!
Bye-bye!
I did collect two cigarettes from children though.
I'm doing a public service.
I'm taking cigarettes from children.
He's confiscating them.
And turning them into fuel for camp.
He takes cigarette smoke and he ends up in a tip-to-tip episode.
You know what it was?
God, a lot of children like seeing white people.
Yes, yep, true.
But also we're the exact same as them.
Like obviously they had more, but like they come up, they go, where are you from?
They go, how old are you?
What's your name?
And then it's over.
It's the first stuff you learn in school when you're learning another language.
I think there's a good shot in this.
Okay, so like Michael's half Asian right, but I do remember when I'd stay in Malaysia as a kid
They don't really think of me as Chinese
I'm just white to the people there like if you try to say like oh, I'm Chinese and American or like whatever they'll be like
No, you're not what do you like because um, they don't they just like
mmm a lot of other countries
They don't really care about ethnicity as much like we do in America.
So like to them I'm just like white or American.
So they probably just see Michael as like white.
Basically they probably don't even think about it.
Cal Fuggin, thanks for the three months in Chivo.
Thanks for the prize.
No, it doesn't sound right.
They're not following us, are they?
We have to leave this town.
We've got to leave this fucking town.
Hey!
Am I on Junali?
Junali, Chu...
Churfa!
Churfa!
Churfa!
Oh, they have a restaurant!
Oh, they have a restaurant!
They should go there!
Oh, this is his parents' restaurant.
W.K. advertising for his parents.
They said that's bad for him.
Oh, it's food.
Oh, it's food.
Oh, cigarette.
Oh, it's Chinese.
Oh, it's Chinese.
Welcome to China.
Welcome.
Welcome to China.
It's a series.
It's a series.
Welcome to China.
Oh, why not?
Welcome to China.
Thank you, thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you, thank you.
What are you going to eat?
That's English.
That's English.
That's English.
Oh, he's reading it.
Any.
How to speak?
How to speak?
Do you know how to eat?
Yes.
You know how to eat?
You know how to eat?
Okay, okay.
You lead us.
You go, we follow.
We can't say no to these kids.
Yeah, they're not allowing us to.
They're also talking about the food place we're going to go to.
Like it's so good.
Also the one we are going to go to is like it's butt.
They actually said that bad, not good food.
Oh, he's running.
I'm sure they're telling the truth.
They wouldn't want them to have a bad experience.
Multitr.
What a woman, the multitr.
We follow you.
Ko-i-ni, ko-i-ni.
In-lu.
Right.
I got to hope that the adult is not concerned
we're taking these kids.
I mean, yeah, yeah, and then we're going to follow these white men leading all these children.
It's going to be such a good food place, I bet.
It's going to be such awesome food.
It's going to be such awesome food.
I'm excited to eat it.
All right.
Anyway, we're going to hop on our bikes and follow these kids.
That's a cute bike.
It looks like a duck.
He's following you.
Doesn't her bike look like a duck?
It's cute.
Where are they taking us, bro?
Oh, fuck any of these.
It's so bad, they won't come out.
Do you know how to ride a bike?
I know how to ride a bicycle.
I've never ridden a motorcycle.
Santin.
Santin's like, oh, we got billiards.
Wow! They got billions!
You know the coolest fucking...
This is like Pigtown. Serious.
Yeah, kids do run this town.
This is Pigtown.
They found the grail.
Pigtown.
Pigtown? Holy shit.
What's the name of this city?
Chen city.
Oh, what's Chen city?
Chen city.
Dude, Pigtown rocks.
They have so many rocks.
Oh, kittown is awesome.
Oh, why so cute?
Wait, this is what we're taking, right?
He's going to wrap it like this.
Yes, yes, yes.
He's going to wrap it like this.
Take this out.
Give it to him.
He's sorry.
Guys, I got it.
Guys, I can open it.
I can open plastic.
I can open plastic.
Give you food.
Thank you.
What's the name of this?
Why noodles?
Kaolin noodles.
What?
Kaolin noodles.
Kaolin noodles.
Kaolin noodles.
Yeah.
It's a hearty dish that costs a dollar.
It's basically chopped up hot dogs.
Like some kind of noodle thing?
Some kind of rice noodle.
and some onions. It costs a dollar.
One dollar?
How true.
You can go to our restaurant.
We have beef skewers.
They offered us to go back to their house
to have a bar with you.
No.
You have to ask your parents.
We can't go to your house.
We're adults and your children.
You're not my daughter.
You're not my daughter.
You're my daughter.
They're calling your parents.
I'll take you to some other food.
His mom said no for sure.
Oh, I'm cold.
She said no white men in the house.
New York.
Jido?
No, it's Stinn.
Thank you for the prime.
Oh, you have a restaurant?
Uh, baby, yes, yes.
Um, OK.
Uh, is that Nali?
Uh, niman gudro wudzo.
Go, down and go, go, go.
Come out, you ununnun.
Oh, it's cute.
Go, go, go.
Judea.
Judea.
Sleepy.
Sleepy, yes.
Love them as a ghost, baby.
Sleepy.
I don't feel like having a good sleep yet.
Thank you. Thanks, Mr. Oguni.
That was good. That was nice.
You're in there.
Dude, look out.
I'm walking out.
I'm like, why are you following your kids?
Let's go, let's go.
What the fuck are you doing?
What shit have we got ourselves in?
Jesus Christ, it's a kid out there.
It's kid-toned. The kids are so exuberant.
You're so scary.
You stop. You red stop. I want to go green. You can go green.
I'm literally having this kid explain to me at a red light you stop on red and you go green.
Alright we're about to... Only think we do in America then just ignore the lights.
The kid's second recommendation. Come in please. Okay.
I have no white spoon.
This is the one.
This is the one.
Your recommendation.
Yes.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Sit down.
You can see what you want to eat.
Yes.
Yes, I'm so excited about this.
I told you on in a small mix soup
is 15 yuan.
Okay, so I'm gonna kill her.
Are you the mama?
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
Ah, that's his mom.
This is fun.
Dang, look at this.
I think he made her open early.
Yeah, that sounds right, yeah.
Cause she's like doing prep work right now for Skiers.
I see it.
He's going,
Mom!
Mom!
I need these Americans to eat.
Aw.
We gotta try this.
Do you have a smart phone?
Ah.
Mobile phone mobile phone mobile phone mobile phone
Dude he was telling like oh my god
The American will pay
Oh, it's nice. He brought them to his parents
They're watching episode one of tip the tip right now
That's on Billy Billy.
This is how you get new fans, you go door to door.
You just gotta do it the old-fashioned way.
You just gotta fucking go door to door,
and you gotta pull the people.
Can you guys subscribe?
We're gonna do it.
That's not me.
I'm not monetized on Billy Billy,
I only post on YouTube and people cross-post
the Billy Billy translations.
They didn't even try to listen to him.
Do you think they got it?
But I think they got it like they understood we're watching us watching emiru react to us
And then emiru is gonna react to us
Are you reacting to this right now?
Leave a big Chinese word in the chat in the bottom if you are reacting to this double your reacts in the chat
Say your favorite Chinese word right now
But I actually started sweating.
I got cold out. What the heck?
Wait, I don't- Huh?
What the fuck just happened?
What the fuck was that?
I'm sweating.
I got caught reacting. I got caught stealing content.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, no, I've seen that even on YouTube, they will translate some of my videos and clips into Chinese.
And it's so cute. Some of the people that watch my stuff in Chinese even have their own jokes about my streams that we don't have.
Like, they really like that Easter stream, apparently that me, Bonnie, and Senna did.
When Bonnie punctured the egg and told us to blow it out so we could dye them without the egg inside.
They they call one of the channels they call themselves like emmeru snot eggs
because of that clip of Bonnie blowing out the egg through her nose and
Yeah, I haven't seen any of this stuff on Billy Billy of the stream
But there is someone who told me that some of the biggest American streamers on Billy Billy are
It's a son as many me and I'm like
Why? Why me? Why? What the heck?
And then I think it was Hachu. Was it Hachu?
One of my streamer friends from Asia said that I need to go visit China because
I don't know if it was Hachu or someone else because she said she was even on the subway once and she saw someone watching me in China.
I don't remember it was Hachu or someone else. I was like what the heck?
Well, that's so cool what so I was I don't I want what this like great
What the heck leave your favorite Chinese word in the comments oh
Favorite Chinese word it probably just be a great
Oh, pink- wait, pink shop's pretty good, too.
Uh...
Um...
Cheating...
Of...
Oh, oh wait, that one's good, too.
Um...
I don't know.
But what if it gets filtered?
It just says cat- does it mount cat hamburger?
Just do Bing chilling.
did that's not the one he uses I oh there's so much pressure just do
shesh yeah that's me what the heck is that weird though that they look them up
and then a video of me reacting to it comes up?
That doesn't make any sense.
What?
I'm so confused.
Thank you for, um, I don't know what to tell you.
I'll just put the egg.
That's good enough, right egg.
Oh, this isn't the right account.
I have to do it on my other computer.
I'm opening it up.
That's so crazy.
What the heck?
I actually, I did see that people were saying that I got mentioned in the video, but I thought that it was going to be like...
I don't know, like, oh, Cam said we need to do food stuff, because Emeru asked or Emeru was crashing out, I saw it like that, this is way, this is crazy, what the heck?
That is not what I expected at all!
What the heck?
That's crazy.
Um, I commented egg, but I don't know if it went through, oops.
Oh, there it is.
What the heck?
I upvoted my own comment.
Egg.
There.
I left my comment.
Oh my gosh.
So, so crazy.
I can't believe that I'm like I'm like in shock right now. I've freaked me out
What the fuck?
Watching us watching emory react to us and then emory is gonna react to us watching emory reacting
It broke one second
But that's not me
I'm not monetized on Billy Billy. I only post on YouTube and people cross post a Billy Billy
The Brace circle of content
Yeah, I don't know
The food chain
Do you think they got it?
I think they just got it
I think they got it, like they understood
You were watching us
I'm a bo- I'm a uh
Watching them react to us
And then Emery's gonna react to us watching Emery's react to us
That's so crazy
Going to
Are you reacting to this right now?
Are you reacting?
I just can't put hi, I mean hi chat in the bottom, so cute
Well, you guys gotta shout out to HiChat.
So cute.
So cute.
Wow, amazing.
I think right now, leave a big Chinese word in the chat
in the bottom if you are reacting to this.
W reacts in the chat.
Say your favorite Chinese word right now.
Egg.
Done.
Ah, anything is possible.
Just believe.
Wow, well, that was fucking crazy.
What the heck?
I'm like, I don't know how I feel right now.
I'm like happy, but just in shock.
That's so nice of them.
Oh, kids.
He's good.
That's good.
You gotta teach the youth someday.
Anything is possible.
I have a phone in my pocket.
I thought it was going to be like a thing.
I'm calming about me crashing out about the book.
I was like, oh, I guess I have been complaining a lot, or I was complaining a lot.
Maybe I deserved that.
I was about flattened by an 18 wheeler the other day.
Yeah, I was scared.
I almost got turned in a fucking pace by an 18 wheeler.
To thank you would have missed your tongue.
Yeah, they're telling me. Oh my god.
Do you mean to answer that?
Because I saw a comment in chat while the other times I was watching, and there was
someone being like, you know, like, when they do the react compilations of streamers doing
it, they only put you in when you're screaming about the food.
And I was like, well, that makes sense because they probably want to put, like, you know,
Michael and Ludd's friends in there because, like, I don't really know either of them super,
super well. But then, you know, all I really do is I crash out. I was like, dang, I guess
It must be pretty bad, huh?
Maybe I need to tone it down a little bit, but.
Yeah, so that's what I thought it was gonna be.
I will take you to the hotel after dinner.
That just can't come out of a kid's phone.
Ha ha ha ha.
We will continue to drive north after dinner.
Well, now we get to see the food.
We're getting someone else in the book.
They just ask what my book is, and I'm telling them
these are my friends.
We also went out to grab the book and his camera and they said, what is that?
And then the other kid said a phone.
Do you have a signature on your book?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh!
Qing, Qing even.
Qing.
OK.
Here?
Yes.
Do you have a phone number?
Do you have a pubg?
Pubg?
Pubg?
Pubg.
Pubg.
I'm scared.
I want to go home.
Oh, OK.
I want to go home.
Okay, yeah guns a Kimbo. Thank you for four months. Uh, we'll see, uh, pub D, uh, Valorant, Valorant.
That's a legend.
Legal legend?
Legal legend.
That's a mobile legends bag bag.
We're going to R07.
R07 Lu.
R07 Lu.
R07 Lu.
I'm going to leave.
You're going to leave?
R07 is so bad.
You're going to Mongolia.
Mongolia.
We're going to
Korean Hao
This is Mongolia
This is China
Since then
This
We went to
Korean Hao
Korean Hao
No
Korean Hao
Yes, Erlin-Hut.
Erlin-Hut.
Yes.
Yes.
Erlin-Hut.
How many miles?
Right here.
How many miles?
878.9 kilometers.
878.
78.
9 kilometers.
Kilometers.
That's not bad
Yeah, let's talk amazing because we just found out some crazy info boom
878 kilometers away.
Today's day 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17.
We can get there in four days for sure.
We could get there in three days maybe.
And then we can just hang out in fricking Arley and Haltool.
And we can kiss at the dinosaurs.
We can kiss at the kissing dinosaurs.
Kissing dinosaurs, we can kiss under the kissing dinosaurs.
That's such good news.
I don't know why.
We've been quoted like 2,000 times.
They've been doing a great job.
We say Mongolia, Mongolia is big bro.
It's like saying, I'm going to Canada.
No, my content, they can't end early.
That's what I was thinking.
I was like, oh, surely they'll just do like a Mongolia video
for one day, right?
If they get there.
Fuck you, guys.
That would be great.
That would be really fast.
Anyone would worry, that would be amazing.
That'd be amazing.
I didn't capture it, but the kids ran up
and they got me some new ice for my wrist.
It's pretty cool.
Shut up.
OK, it's time for dripping.
Whoa.
Hello, powder over here.
I'm gonna rip up a little bite.
Wonder how hot it is.
It looks amazing.
Get a little dry rub here.
Yeah.
That's money.
How's that?
The dry rub's great.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're real good.
Oh my god, it looks amazing.
She kind of putt it.
Yeah.
Yeah, she gets money.
That's me
This is beef
This is beef
This is lamb
Oh, she
I don't think I've ever had sheat
One of the kids told me to try sheat
Okay
Yeah, yeah, so here we are
Try a little bit of sheat
That's yummy, huh?
Yeah, it's sheat
That's yummy
Sorry if it's loud
There's an F-15 fighter jet
That's starting up behind us
This is a chicken tongue
We don't
Oh, you like packet?
Dacodon.
Dacodon.
Nishihwan.
Oh, for us.
They're so nice.
Okay, why?
It's like just straight up jelly in a packet.
Lato.
You must eat it.
Damn.
What the hell is that?
What is he doing with it?
Poucher?
I thought it was going to be like one of those like collars and jelly things.
Poucher, mom. Poucher, mom.
Poucher is one-to-one what you think it is and taste likes.
Not a single part of it is different than your expectations.
Ew. Ew.
It's a sheet of grape jelly.
That is awesome.
Amazing.
Oh my god.
Okay, we gotta pay and get out of here.
We're just leaving the awesome restaurant.
They're taking us to a hotel.
It's way too late.
It's like the sun is set.
It's freezing outside.
They're leading us to a hotel and they're gonna just tell us where it is.
And then it ends.
We say goodbye.
Bye bye.
Anyway, that's the restaurant.
Meal review.
Do you have your number?
Yeah.
Yeah.
OK.
Eat, fart, sun, night, flash.
What?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes, dude!
Second time in a scene, dude!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Who?
Who?
Who?
So close.
Where's the breadman?
Who?
Who?
All right!
Stop!
A red stop.
A green, green.
Yellow?
Yellow stop.
Yellow stop.
Yellow stop.
I don't think you've seen it before.
He's trying to do it worse.
That's good.
What is this? Hotel?
Or as they say, Shudian.
take shop so we're here at the hotel they brought us here okay I don't think I
can play it yeah more food
I want to have a look at an older house.
There's nothing here.
China.
No, this is a hotel.
China.
OK.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Thank you.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
If we say bye bye to our, our Pongyao.
Don't mention the Pongyao.
Our kid friends.
Sounds better when we say it the other way.
It was our child friends.
And this is where we see them off.
Cause they will not follow us or we'll tell them.
Normal.
I'm gonna check your WeChat after this.
I didn't think it's so awkward, bro.
Look at the chair.
Huh?
Look at your.
Oh my goodness.
What was that?
I hear like a noise.
You gotta poop again, huh?
You're gonna poop in the toilet with this room.
And then it's gonna be ruined again!
I do it every night.
Room tour!
Welcome kids to the room tour!
Whoa!
TV again.
You missed that.
Hotest room again.
They probably they see they do
Okay
Western toilet big old shower. I can't complain any towels
That's genuinely two days. We've gone about towels. It's not fun
All right, y'all
Awesome day shout out those kids. That was amazing and they know that they're
We're on good pace to get all the way there it is literally dumping rain outside
I went outside just to grab some of our gear. It's windy. It's cold
I'm glad we're not driving it makes you think because we would have been stuck in this rain
How do we not went to some random kids dad's restaurant?
Anyway, shout out the serendipity of life shout out tip-to-tip to for making that happen and also shout out invincible versus guys
You don't know it's a funny tank fighter
That comes out April 30th, but they have an open beta playtest April 9th console only click link in description
Please I'd appreciate it a lot. Shut it invisible. Okay. I gotta go
Paid bro. They're paid by the Golden Tires and paid off basketball
It is yeah great call, bro
No, he wasn't no he wasn't no he wasn't too free throws and it was a bad call by the red bad call. Oh
What is that?
Fucking that's a great call ref. That is a great call ref
Look at this look at this. Oh, he's jumping into space, bro. You're running into a space
Are they insanely taller is the
Insanely fucking basketball. What the what was that?
Eagles and his team is the
Insanely low right?
Golden tiger tall and whichever team
Tomorrow it might seem to get in hold by the rat. I don't know if there's any bald hours watching the CBL
shame down was getting
Hold today
Yeah, no, I know there's some insanely tall Chinese people Chinese guys, but still come on
Oh, you're pulling pull up like look back. You got a shoe wait for the camera angle change
It's over. It's fucking over dude. They're insanely tall. What the fuck?
I want three different kinds of bread, and I want each with a different piece.
Okay, we're on a bed. We'll see you guys tomorrow.
Keep each time.
Ching Dao never gave up. We will make our comeback.
I didn't make it super far, but that's okay. They're still on pace.
Oh, now it's 900.
It's very doable, though. Very doable.
Wow, another great video.
Wow, great video.
Wow, I got a shout out.
What the heck?
Pegasus, thanks for the 15 months. Thank you.
Great stream and great content as always.
Oh, thank you, Pegasus.
Nice cosplay looking, very sleigh-y, Amiralov.
Thank you, bro. Thank you, thank you.
Oh
Bring me the body
You guys think right? We'll get mad at me for opening CSL cases in between maps. I
Hope not. I'm just trying to do something fun. I'm not getting roses scam, dude
You know why where we all open the same one
At least I don't use the shit rice anymore.
Do the star things for 4 months!
Hi Emmy, always appreciate the streams and great cosplay as always.
Thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Is this how you play CSGO?
What the hell is my fuck-
What is my fucking-
What is-
Why does his face look like that?!
The screen brightness he gets flashed in real life. Oh my god
Phone drops, please don't be cracked in the phone
I can't even say anything because this is exactly how I play
you
you
you
you
you
And then I started finding, I found one of the weird ones once, and I showed my dad,
I was like, dad, what is this?
And then he installed what was it called, like Norton Paratoy Safety, and he blocked
new grounds on my computer.
It was very sad.
Thomas, thanks for the 18 months, welcome back.
Oh, shit.
Why did you show your dad new grounds?
Because I was really obsessed with Zelda and I found this one that was like, what was
it?
It was some kind of Zelda animation, but I think there was like some weird...
There was definitely some kind of like innuendo stuff, but I can't really remember what it was exactly, because I mean I was a kid, like I don't think I understood what it was.
And my dad was like, yeah, yeah, you're done. And then he installed some like parental lock shit on my computer, and it was on there until I was like 16 or 17.
He was not letting me
No, where's it's 16 or 17?
How old were y'all when you first saw this?
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
Chicken.
There you are hiding, night-to-night.
Falling behind.
Kill me, camper, one more time.
you
you
you
you
you
Which isn't anything super crazy, but it's definitely an upgrade, so I'm glad I don't
have to use my shit knife anymore so yeah just wanted to show show that your
knife value why is he cringing so it took her 60 cases to get that is what
chat's saying so dreams and nightmares so it's about why am I getting on it
Right now about five dollars per case
so
Now more than five more than five so it costs a three hundred dollars give or take round about that to get that right so
This is a
that track
calcium
knife
Right water
Mid-Ware
Dude, okay, but I'm not pulling things to try to make money back. I'm pulling them to have sk-
But then emmy why don't you just buy them off the steam marketplace because then I didn't earn it
Am I coping right now?
Dude this is so bad.
Oh my god.
So bad.
So bad bro.
So fucking bad.
So it's uh, separate ways right?
ways through the lc everything is fucked
oh my god there she is she's so awesome
The options. Same thing.
Let's start.
It's my Weave Look OK Chat.
Feels kind of scuffed.
Yo, NPC Matt, thank you for the 5 gift did. Thank you.
Should I turn the lights off?
You look incredible, Amy. I love the cosplay.
Thank you, rough.
Thank you for streaming horror games in spite of your feelings for them. Hope you've had some fun at least
Emre love
Thank you weaver for the five. Thank you. I'll turn the lights off after the cutscene
Why is she getting gloomy?
So is this like what happened in the middle of the game?
Yo, Lily and Pizza Time, thank you guys.
He's bald, that means he's evil.
What that means in video games.
Bald equals evil.
Could it be?
That's nowhere to finish a dance.
Hey da!
Get your hands off her, you disgusting freak!
Oh my god.
I don't like something so important.
What?
I would not cheat on my wife with Ada.
What?
Where'd that come from?
including the amber. No. Never need him just before they grab me. Well then lead the way.
All right, I'm gonna shoot her. Do not act extra Emily, dude. Okay, I'm gonna turn the lights off
off and I also forgot to switch to my uh but it's safe no amber no deal you know
the terms we're good we're good what do you want with it anyway I don't know
wig bro yet one moment please
one moment please
oh the wigs not is she I just I don't like how I cut it
Okay. This is about the darkest I can make it.
Okay.
I hear the buzzings so loud in my ears now.
Oh
All right chat gaming time
Lewis
Look
Hello I have she's got two guns and two grenades
Excuse me Louise get out my fucking way
We've got company they're looking for us, but we're taking the high road got it understood
Gloria Las Plagas
I waited ten minutes to say this but you were copying Ada just so you know
Dude thanks for letting me know
Is that so embarrassing we matched outfits today
That's the ember. I'll meet it later.
No! Sorry, what kind of a man needs a lady like this at home?
Timing. Timing.
Then we meet at the church. Let's not make it a funeral, eh?
Holy shit.
Holy shit, wait, she's better than Leon Loki!
Damn!
Oh!
Oh!
Damn.
Damn.
Oh.
Man, what the hell?
Holy shit!
Why do I just get flash banged? For what?
That's a fake one.
I don't know which one's the real one.
Oh, that's the real one.
Watch your bitch.
Ada's too strong, bro.
She is too jacked.
Stay gone
Had for the accent anything I can loot around here
All right
Who has more aura in early on control come in Louise hit the amber, but I've sent him to retrieve it
Controls, do you copy?
I'm listening.
Go on.
We ran into some unexpected trouble.
And? What will you do about it?
Louise is already en route to the church.
I'm tracking them every step of the way.
Very well.
Then I suggest you hurry.
Copy.
I just need to confirm my route first, heading out to get a visual of the area.
What the fuck?
She's a cyborg too?
Damn, she's cool.
That's where I need to go.
Stick to the high ground.
You have the means.
Don't forget your mission, P.M.R.
Nothing else matters.
Rapples, get me two rubbed.
I need two rubbed.
Hey, this is where we went through with Leon and Ashley.
I thought maybe a little sight scheme first.
Rapple gun melee attacks.
Dude, I pressed A!
No sample!
Things are heating up. I'll need to disable the catapult
Rory Allah flag us
Oh, shit.
Ow.
Just walk.
Excuse me.
Now the fuck do I get to the catapult?
So many fucking catapults, bro.
I'm lost, guys.
I'm lost, guys.
Actual war.
So are we sure it's not this way because I see- like I can't get through here.
Can I grapple hook anywhere?
It's gotta be that, right?
It's gotta be a little hook.
Is that for special ability?
I'm genuinely confused.
Okay, so maybe I'm supposed to go around on the stairs there, but there's a ladder up
there.
Okay.
I was trying to get directors at the top, so I can shift it back up.
I'm losing aura now!
Oh shit.
Is that an order loss?
Come on.
Whoa!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Fuck!
Oh my god.
Oh, let's just go fucking here.
I'll try going this way this time.
Things are keeping up.
I'll make sure there's no more catapults.
I did.
Got this.
Am I not supposed to go through here?
I don't know if I'm supposed to go through here.
Come on, just a little further.
Come on.
Oh, my fucking god.
Oh, shit, this is it.
Oh shit, this is it.
One.
There's one.
Holy shit, this thing turns slow!
Oh my god!
It's so fucking slow!
Guys, hold on!
I'm checking if there's another one!
Okay, uh, I think...
Holy shit...
Weeeeee!
I feel like I'm actually personally, single handedly ruining Ada's aura.
I'm so sorry.
You did the same thing to Leon.
I'm so sorry.
Chapter and
How many choppers are there in the DLC
So he wants me to retrieve the ember
Next oh hey, hey
It's pretty long. It's not bad like what terrible actions will be done in its name and who will pay its dark cost
Because in this world, someone always pays.
That's not to ask who or why.
I understood that, made my peace with it.
Until that one more inner community changed everything.
Whoa!
Ray said it's her favorite DLC she's ever played.
That's really high praise.
My favorite's probably Shadow of Urge Tree.
I'm heading to meet Louise at the rendezvous point now.
I'm seeing increased movement from Los Alaminados. Don't get careless.
Copy. Aida out.
Almost at the church.
I barely got any healing items.
I already used all of them.
I
I
Bitch
Her knife is sick it's not as cool as my blue camera
But it's all right, I guess
Yes.
Die.
And I get a lot of treasure stuff.
Not bad.
I came through here with Ashley and Leon, right?
Or not?
Yeah, Ashley and Leon.
Oh
Shit game fucking bro
Damn, so cool.
Damn, so cool.
I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Oral loss. Sorry. Massive oral loss.
Fucking ruined sorry
Her combat is way sicker than Leon's because of the fucking uh
Wrathling hook kick thing, so sick.
He did a great job.
Oh shit, phone call!
I'm selling quite the crowd here.
I still don't really know who Wesker is to be honest.
It's a big evil guy
I think they know where I am.
I'm not stomping around too loud.
You can't hide from me, but you can't hide from me!
What's going on there?
What?
You're going to kill me!
You know the case, this is not the case.
You know the case, this is not the case.
You know the case, this is not the case.
You know the case, this is not the case.
A clean strike.
She's quiet now.
What the hell am I?
I'm over here!
Damn, I flew through the door! So cool!
How'd she do that?
Leon Perry's in one shot through there, so...
I don't know!
I feel like they're probably, like, kind of evenly matched, you know?
You don't think?
in the way of the church. He dead ass does. He does.
Leon has no plot armor. That's probably true.
Wee.
Leon.
Leon.
Why am I not surprised?
I'm so kind of you to keep our friends busy.
Let's see if we can find another route to the church.
This way looks promising.
I'm so good.
Yeah, Sky Red, thank you for the prime.
Oh, a fucking ladder.
I'm so...
How do I never see the ladders?
It's a talent.
ladder blindness in games is more easy.
That's one of these puzzles. Okay, so there's...
Let's circle on Villager's Diary. The bell rang today.
It's been so long since I last heard it sound.
The ringing is the call of our Lord, the whole village congregated at the church to listen.
He was as kind as ever.
We are going closer and our minds are becoming one.
He even said that the miracles we create here shall soon grace the entire world.
What wisdom, what compassion, through our Lord's benevolence we shall receive the medicine
to cure the madness.
I cannot wait until the bell tolls again.
Yeah, they're crazy.
Okay, so I didn't know she wasn't dead
Why is the music still playing
Okay, so circle one
There's a blue thing there and then
I'm reloading just wait
What?
And then this one makes the three things.
The three hour glass things.
Not bad.
OK.
Next?
I don't know if the order matters or not honestly
There we are the church
I broke and where am I trying to go I'll just
just be gank locked though that is the big
question. It's not.
Where is he?
Where's he on?
I'm stuck up again.
Sounds like he could use a little help.
She rang the bell too.
She was always there helping.
two unseen footages out oh shit I'll have to watch that tomorrow someone
link that to me tomorrow I want to see you know John Ray thanks for 21 months
we are
Stop being freaks in the chat!
Stop that time!
Don't worry Leon, first time's free.
Come here you're being creepy.
So creepy, so Leon.
So creepy.
Stop that.
Stop that!
How's Louise?
Expect the worst!
I'm not sure the village chief's manner.
I don't remember where that is.
Okay, I guess I guess just go down the path.
Glasses?
Loot glasses?
Excuse me, guys.
Excuse me, guys.
Yeah, am I going the wrong way?
Oh, yeah, I have to go back.
Glasses for the yellow paint.
true I need that what is what the fuck some strong wind
how is that that's a bug right what the fuck is that hello sharp keeper stranger
so what do you buy you've picked quite the place to set up shop stranger
And look what it brought me
Well now let's make our first time doing business a
Welcome I've got something new for you. Yo, brown man six. Thanks for 19 months
She got punisher
Bibes in at the laser sight for free limited time only
All my wares are in tip-top shape
You're a stranger go on take this as well
purchase sell
So I want to sell the black tail right Ruby's all rubbish. She makes no difference the price
That's our choice
That's to me by Ada, should Black Tail stronger?
Wait, then why the fuck did I buy this?
Did I just sell it back?
With some machine gun?
Free laser?
I mean, I guess I can just keep the laser now, right?
I don't know if I really care about piers.
It will soon up a black delt instead.
Cuz you are dumb and don't view stats.
Okay, can we just be nice to each other?
Oh, I can't even use it.
Well, maybe later I'll be able to use it.
Why is this chat room always so hateful?
Watch out, hateful individuals!
What inspire you to act in such a way?
Oh shit!
Chat reflects the streamer.
Oh shit!
I'm gonna skit so drain now.
Oh
Oh shit, I can't even carry that.
Ah!
Looks like that one's effective.
I need more ammo.
Oh, perfect!
Ow, ow, ow, put me down.
Get off of me.
It's falling.
It's getting thicker.
Oh, it's getting thicker.
No one?
No one?
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Where'd you come from?
Oh, shit.
Ah, thanks.
I goofed up.
Oh
I'm reloading
Oh shit, wait, why don't we have the uh, oh my fucking god.
This is rough.
Oh, there we go.
Uh-oh.
What is wrong with me?
Uh-oh, she's gone crazy.
She's gone crazy.
for the village chief's house burning flesh.
I thought I'd live that life behind it.
Not for the village chief's banner.
Where is it?
I can't leave this area, I guess.
Anything to loot down here?
Shock the shells.
I don't have a shotgun, though, I don't think.
All right, let's get the fuck out of here.
I think it's this way.
Let's go.
You can buy one?
Yeah, yeah, I think the shopkeeper does have one.
I can't make more handgun ammo, but I can at least make uh, use the SMG for that.
I like reasonable four or nine more.
I think I've definitely liked four a lot more.
Oh shit, it's Leon again!
Guys, they're so creepy!
Something creepy to Leon!
Creepy chat!
Creepy! Creepy!
Spying on him.
I'm so sneaky up there.
Chapter, man, the chapters are pretty short.
Keep them busy, Leon.
Where are we off to now?
Find a clue on what he's whereabouts.
I don't know how to keep up.
Eww!
I can't leave empty-handed.
My bad girl.
For a clue on Luisa's whereabouts.
Oh!
What have we here?
The hidden key.
She's so smart, so much smarter than Leon.
for awaiting judgment. Brothers and sisters, our Lord is displeased. Do not recklessly
slay outsiders at will. All people have a right to fair judgment. Henceforth, we shall
deliver solemn justice without prejudice. Take anyone you capture to the factory basement.
Do the same with traitors." And here's a picture attached with a paper clip.
I bet they took him here.
Gloria, I lost Lagas.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I'm stuck in the corner.
I'm stuck in the corner.
I'm stuck in the corner.
Where did I start to scare?
I thought I could bury him or something. Which way am I trying to go?
I don't even know.
This way.
Oh, excuse me.
Oh.
Ah!
Or a loss, or a loss, or a loss, no, please.
Why is it beeping?
Oh no, she had a heal and I didn't grab it.
That's okay.
Oh no, I'm so dead, I'm so dead, I'm so dead.
He's right behind me, isn't he?
Shopkeepers!
Everything is fine.
Looks like I gave them the slip.
Oh, not even close.
Um, I really do need some heals, though.
I should have bought some, but I kind of assume that there'd be one nearby.
It's a abandoned factory.
Interactive Rettinal Inquiry System, Iris.
The Iris allows you to see clues that are almost invisible to naked eye.
This will enable Ana to discover new information aid in her mission.
It won't open.
Ah, fuck no!
I fucked up!
I got one heal
Jack is that Leon's jacket?
Looks like a young jacket.
You freaks, I bet you're so happy that we picked up- SMELL IT!
Oh, hell no!
So creepy!
Creepy Chad!
Not good.
Shut up!
Not good.
Creepy! Creepy Creepy!
You want to heal?
I've got a soul inside.
Did Louise do this?
He did!
How did she know?
He's belong to Louise.
Am I supposed to pull them back out?
4221625.
Is this his frequency?
Hey, Jack.
Louise.
I need you to find me.
That's my job.
Are you about ready to hand over the amber?
There's a big house just outside the village past the wind.
You know it.
Yeah, I know it.
Then I'll meet you here.
I'll be waiting.
Very cool.
Oh shit!
Oh, shit.
How are there always so many of them?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, Ike, thank you for the prime.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Drop anything? Not a miss, thank you for the gift instead.
Sheesh, yeah.
One day she shall shoot the SMG.
I'm kind- oh, a crossbow. I'm kind of saving it for a boss fight. I'm just gonna fucking blast him.
It'll be so sick.
I just kind of assumed that they couldn't make it in, I don't know why.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
I need to know what I might actually use the SMG here.
Please move, please.
I don't have a knife, I'm scared.
Oh my god, no.
Oh, I'm stuck in the corner!
That hurted very bad.
Good comms.
I don't know why I just threw the grenade.
I was not intentional.
Ah!
I was like, I'm just gonna use the grenade on the chainsaw guys next time.
Now I cannot.
I can use it on this one.
Okay.
You want more carry and a nice throw pen, unfortunately?
You dead?
Oh my god, he's still going!
Why are they so tanky?
Yeah, dead.
And there'll be another one.
Last crossbow.
I
Did you try to tell me something
You're a tough one.
Oh
That was all of my ammo that's fucking insane.
I had over a hundred bullets.
I know the SMG eats it, but still, it's crazy.
Oh fuck.
I guess I got a gem, so, uh, the shopkeeper I can just, uh...
buy some, uh...
some maps, I guess.
Oh shit!
She's got lost Plongus as well.
Uh oh.
Oh no, that's bad.
Ow.
I'm in a bad day.
Wesker, to what do I owe this pleasure?
Stop wasting my time, Ada.
Find Lewis, fetch me the amber.
I should probably thank you for this room.
Will you stay?
Back me up.
I'm not here to babysit you.
See that you remain an asset and no liability.
That's something no use for your incompetence.
Easy with the threats, Wesker.
Just get it done.
I'll be in touch.
Wesker's kind of a piece of shit.
I'm an asshole if you ask me.
You're okay.
I've been waiting in there. You stopped coming, right?
Yes. Just had some business to attend to.
I'm on my way now.
good I'll get to you soon Joe goodbye Louise head for the villa so long
fucking way to go I gotta walk all the way there myself why is it dark now
Oh shit, it's raining!
Wow, spooky.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, I see the shopkeeper torch.
The outsider is in the villa.
Assemble the village.
Awaken our great child.
Uh-oh.
I know.
Welcome.
got some new way stranger
welcome oh I've got something new for you wait I'm selling Leon's jacket why
I'm not even a thing!
I'm sorry, I had to do it!
I had to do it!
All right, goodbye shopkeeper
You're the worst what did I do man?
Just cuz I pulled me on jacket I get through here. Ah fuck. Oh shit
Oh my god
Oh my god.
No forever fire, thank you for the gift dude.
Thank you, thank you.
I
Was gonna ignore a lot of the villagers. I don't have to kill them all
One shot
Oh shit, where'd that bomb come from?
I didn't see that.
There's someone in the house starring bombs.
Do my eyes deceive me?
Is that a whole fucking mob?
What the fuck
Oh, oh shit, she's so smooth with it bro, that's crazy
They saw me
The child
Holy shit!
Woo!
Sorry big guy.
Can't let you go that way.
He's protecting us.
I think I have to hit him in the head.
Do I want to be on the ground?
Oh
Oh, I'm missing half my thoughts.
Oh my god, the house is packed with boys.
I don't have that many bullets.
Damn, she's so cool!
Damn!
Oh shit
I'm gonna have to start running around the ground looking for bullets soon
Oh my god.
Did I not grasp the bullets?
You're bored?
I'm not gonna say anything.
You know what, fuck it.
That completely warped your back.
My bad, my bad, dang!
Shotgun shells? I don't have a fucking shotgun yet!
Oh my god!
You gotta be so close to going down.
I'm just running around scavenging for ammo now.
Ava, stop!
Oh my god.
Might be fucked.
Let's go!
I used almost every bullet I could.
Damn, so cool.
Sweet dreams.
So cool.
Hey, got a smoke?
Well, is this part right?
The kind you like.
Now where's the amber?
This was in the main game.
Fortunately, it's not done yet at the moment.
And you really should be telling me, what a good job I did.
Busted my ass, managed to hide right before I got caught.
We each is why I'm still alive.
The deal was, we get you out of here when you deliver the amber.
No amber, no protection, Louise.
Such a stickler for details, huh, Eda?
Okay then.
I'll go get it to Nala with that.
I
Do have something else in it to get to
Kitty
Good chapter.
Hey, you probably didn't plan on coming back here, eh?
You probably didn't plan on coming back here, eh?
Well, plans do change, no?
Are you angry?
You're angry.
There is this one thing I must do before I can recover.
Before?
This is not a negotiation, Louisa.
Oh, he's so scary.
Let me guess.
Leon?
Oh, he knows!
You must already feel the effects, eh?
The medicine will stop them for a time.
Just trust me.
You have a lot to gain and nothing to lose.
Okay.
But this is your last chance.
We do this first and then the amber.
Sam, Luis saved everyone.
I'm just assuming Ada got saved.
Hola, Luis here.
You're just in the room.
I want to go home, but I should just
have to see this castle first.
Perfect, because I have a present I want to give you.
A medicine that will help to suppress the progress
of your problem.
Where do we go?
Let's see.
Come to the court church instead of the castle.
Come here up there.
I'm sorry to keep you waiting, shall we?
Thanks, Louise.
Ladies first.
How chivalrous.
You all said there's eight chapters, so I'm almost halfway through.
I'm done chopping for what we have.
Wait.
Yeah.
There's a hidden abort going downstairs.
This stuff should be there.
There's a hidden the board from downstairs
That should be there along with the suppressant
Looting looting looting looting looting looting looting
Love to loot
Yeah, yeah, I'm planning to try to play it all today
I guess we'll find out.
Plastic 5 King, thanks for the 19 months.
Ah, you are a star.
Mirza!
Hida!
They're here!
Of course you are.
Oh, that's badass.
Shit!
Or a loss, or a loss.
I wanted to go for that, uh, that melee.
Huh?
Here we go.
Oh my fucking god. Oh cutscene
What the fuck?
Well, I walked too far down the stairs. I guess please fight got cancelled
My bad
Oh
Guess I don't have to fight those guys now
I
Ways don't inhale the smoke
Broke he's dying the bar at the top
What the fuck is your problem man?
It is just unfazed by the smoke doesn't kill yourself and you do it after you deliver the amber
It's all gone
Burnt to nothing why is this so important to you there are things I must sit right
But that is impossible
It's all over and it can't help them anymore
Oh
Pull yourself together Louise
Make more you know how to just do it
This is possible. Louise is a real hero
The ingredients are all here in the castle
He's gonna make me get them as an eight time, but I can still get you
All right, good.
Let's go.
Any loot?
Any loot?
Nope.
I need those bullets. I'm always running so low because I aim like a storm trooper.
Hey, who are you working for anyway?
You're better off not knowing.
Trust me.
Well, you...
You work for the Devil's, Roliker.
As long as you get me out of here.
Oh, yeah.
What for the devil's real I care as long as you get me out of here
Oh, yeah, I'm a lot there
Where's the key
Okay, won't be my finest effort.
I might just work.
Hey, Dan?
Find these ingredients.
Just maybe I can make a new batch of rice.
Ty's not her friend. You go.
Find them, and I will go grab the emperor.
Wish me luck.
Yeah, I'm right. Wish me luck.
Red ink, gold bottle, blue butterfly, the minerals in the ink, the yeast in the bottle,
the substance and the scales of the butterfly wings.
Each of these has the special properties we require to make the suppressant.
If I extract the ingredients and mix them with the chemicals on hand, that should do it.
All right.
Good luck.
Bye, Louise.
I'm gonna go do everything myself
So loud
Where do you think I'd go?
I guess I can go either way.
Or probably this way first.
Oh, it's this shit.
Uh, okay.
There's one.
A stone.
One more.
Is the second one not in here?
I'm gonna have to go for a look in the other room.
Okay, I don't see it.
What the?
A raccoon.
I guess this is fate.
Last arrow.
Business fate
Oh, hello didn't expect to see you here
What you got oh
Oh, he sells all the cars.
I'm gonna save my money.
I really think I have.
Okay, so I got the tablet.
Okie dokie.
So, it's scratched off on some of it.
I want some of it.
Okay.
Fans, this one goes up here.
Square, I'll assume this one goes here.
Here.
Is it clear?
What the, why do you guys think Vaughn wants to skip?
It was like the easiest puzzle ever.
The first ingredient should be in this room.
I'm scared to shatter me.
Just wait.
What is this?
I've prepared a way to acquire the ink.
Get shooting, Julio.
Get shooting.
One, two, three, what?
Um, so is it the shields? Let me look around the room.
I hear one of them bangs.
The statues I'm supposed to shoot.
Okay, so, one, two, three, but it's missing a shield, isn't it?
You don't just shoot the paper, right?
Oh, there's shields here.
And there's shields there.
And there's also shields there.
The bottom one has, I think it's this.
One, two, three.
Was that the one y'all sunroofed hard?
I got that ink.
Leon! This is where she tries to kill him.
You can stop right there.
is. Leon. Stop being creepy chat! Stop! Would you?
Well after six years that is one hell of a greeting. Shatter! What are you screaming
about? You don't seem surprised. Interesting.
She's using knives next time. Better for close encounters.
Not a bad move.
Very smooth.
So who are you working for this time?
Oh, Leon. You know I don't work in town.
So flirtatious.
Leave the girl. She's lost no matter what.
You walk away now. And who knows? Maybe he'll live to meet me again.
And then I might get you that greeting you were looking for.
You think I'm gonna give up that easy?
Right.
So 40.
How about we continue this discussion another time?
So 40.
Oh, goodness.
See you around, Leon.
Alright, two more ingredients to go.
You know, here Cheddar going crazy.
I'm just waiting about something.
Mr. Cheese!
Ah, it's another lantern thing. I need to find a lantern.
The gate and gong have the same thing. Same simple enough.
I'm just gonna go to that one. Save it. Now where's another snake?
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh
Why would you even say that
I didn't expect that to go back!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Oh! Oh boy! Oh no! That was the fish!
I fucked up! I shot a snake! I shot a snake!
Open!
I'm relining!
Okay, so it's not that fast. It's not that fast. I'm panicking for nothing. It's actually quite slow
Oh
Safe what a trap
Okay now for the second ingredient
You all have any Easter plans?
I was thinking about going to Easter Sunday Church, but now I'm going to Canute's Easter
Egg Hunt.
Vintage Compass.
I guess you just saw that.
Anything I can loot?
Silver bottle.
What?
I was greedy.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You have to find those eggs.
I will be hunting hard for those eggs.
Oh
Fucking dumbass
I don't have a key for that.
Do I need to go get the bottle back, I guess?
What is that?
I
Probably start using my flashbangs using all of my bullets on these guys
I think I know what's coming.
What do you mean, Ada?
What's coming?
I need a pee.
I will be right back.
Excuse me.
Be right back.
Hi, Cheddar.
Be right back.
It's every stream, man.
What, every stream that I need to pee?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that I need to use the bathroom every stream.
What the heck?
Am I not allowed my man- my bathroom breaks?
What is this?
Fuckin' Amazon delivery warehouse.
Bullshit.
I just play video games.
What is this shit?
Hello.
Hello.
What is up guys?
Hello.
Alright, let's continue this shit.
So these suits of armor are probably all going to come to life, right?
It's a lot of ammo.
Guys, the kitty is here!
The kitty!
Meow!
There she goes.
Oh, god damn it.
Fucked up my camera.
Goddamn, the kitty wasn't baited!
Oh!
Oh no.
There we go.
Cheddar!
No!
He's trying to- Cheddar, get off- No!
He's on my mixer.
Cheddar, stop.
I'm so sorry.
Not the gold bottle.
Ah, oh, ah, oh.
Wait, that was an insta-kill gun?
I guess not the mother tongue.
Oh, now I know.
Man.
Oh no, this is so bad.
Oh
Another person there
Oh shoot, now me through the gates, assholes.
I
Die
Ah, it's finally quiet.
Oh my god, again?
I guess I have to leave the silver bottle behind.
All right, one ingredient left.
One more go!
Oh, you have the stench of battle, my new mate.
Welcome.
Got a selection of good things on sale.
A deal well struck.
He he he.
OK, what do you got?
I could try to get a shotgun.
Oh, a pump action shotgun.
I'm gonna be a buck. I guarantee it.
Let us know when you've made some room.
That shoot is very easy to have.
It'd be perfect for you.
You think I need easy to handle?
Will that be all then?
Molding up, there you are.
As you wish.
You've got the pleasant trust.
Let me load my shit, and we'll get out of here, to equip my new gun as well.
Oh my god, kiddies, what is wrong with you?
They're galloping around like horses.
Kitties
Crazy orange rats
Okay, Louise that's too
You bring them all to the top of the wall
And I'll have your ember
Hell yeah, are you sure to go?
Tabu file.
The amber research report, number one, our experience is still ongoing, but I can already
see that this test subject has great potential.
To summarize our findings so far, one, even in a state of suspended animation, it holds
influence over other parasites.
Two, it seems to possess the same organ as the dominant species, and likely has the same
level of control.
Three, we still have no method to awaken it.
Furthermore, after a deadly accident, we have decided to take extra precautions to seal the amber in our protective case.
That is also why plans to move the amber research lab to a new comms facility.
I guess this is why I say audio to Don.
Keeks, I don't know how to pronounce that.
It was Luis who discovered these things, but Sadler does not trust him.
I just hope he keeps his mouth shut.
Kitty's stopping crazy!
El queso diablo.
Where's where am I trying to go?
I guess through the gate.
Nice.
I'm just going to go ahead and use this.
All right, through the courtyard.
Gloria las blagas.
Gloria las blagas.
Couldn't just let them through, could you?
Oh, boy.
Oh, yeah, let's go.
Hey, where'd he go?
He's getting away!
He's running!
Get back here!
Wow, holy shit.
I'm just trying to be a Lord man.
No!
Bro!
Bro!
My eyeballs
Well, there goes my eyeballs
Couldn't just let me
Oh
Oh, there it goes.
I
Clean strike
We go
Wait, where'd he go?
Oh
Where is bro
He's over there what the fuck
Oh, yeah, no.
Blue moon stone.
Finally.
Well, that's not so much.
OK.
Oh, shit.
Uh.
Oh shit.
I didn't even know there was another one.
Just bit my whole head off.
Oh my god, it's making me do it again. There ain't no, there's no way.
Oh my god, you don't even fucking kidding me.
He's getting away!
Okay, where am I trying to go now up there, okay?
now this time I won't get condied I swear
oh my camera's working
I'm sorry.
The last ingredient's not far now.
It has to be close by.
Uh-oh.
That sound.
That's right.
I still have some unfinished business to take care of.
Can I kill a big guy again?
So, what's become of the hammer?
Sorry, nothing yet.
But my little helper is creating quite the commotion.
Everything will work out just fine.
As long as you can keep your dog under control.
He's a good boy. Predictable.
Fine.
Keep your mutt.
But don't come crying to me if you give it.
Ashley.
Ashley.
Leon, changed your mind yet?
Yeah.
Assuming you haven't, I've got a tip for you.
Seems like something big is about to go down in the throne room.
Baby setting's tough, huh?
She's so badass, bro, she checked below
Ah shit, it's a fucking code.
That's what we need, the blue butterfly.
The collection master is a tacky and lousy boss.
He leaves all the dissections for me to do, even if he does bother to come here.
All he does is gop at his three favorite specimens in a particular order before leaving.
Nothing special with him anyway. Why only look at those three when he we have the amazing barf lighting bar a good researcher, but no such things
It's three favorites
Okay a lizard, okay wait so he comes in here the first one he gets is the beetle
second one is a beetle deer skull beetle deer skull lizard
Hi, Rosemary, thank you for the raid, I hope you had a lovely stream.
I got the butterfly.
Hi, Rosemary.
I got everything you need.
Good.
I got exactly what you want.
And your... oh.
Oh, that's not good.
The parasite is reacting to the amber.
So that's the amber.
That looks like something Wesker would want.
He's going to sink over there, he's cooking.
Just you remember it's not a cure we still need to find a way to get that thing out
It's coming.
Oh, uh-oh, another one of these guys?
Don't you understand?
It should be working by now.
Take the ember and go.
Who's the parasitic sedated?
Can you give me back that damn scum?
I can't leave you here!
Not like this!
Spare me. I'll be fine.
You had another promise to keep.
All right.
But you gotta find me.
Soon as you're done here.
Bye, Louise. Good luck.
Louise never helps.
He just makes his medicine
Oh, all right, she can fight now
It's always this guy.
Oh, he doesn't know.
So sneaky.
I need to reach him.
Safe for now.
The lease is footprints.
Must have gone this way.
Hey, I want those crates! Come on!
What the hell? I can't loot.
Oh yeah, I can.
Maybe?
Hey, won't budge.
Probably some way around to get it, but got to go.
Loot!
Chronicles of pursuit torn December eight years since my awakening I am at a loss in
my endeavors to combine man with insect.
Their fusion is not coming to fruition and my patience wears thin.
The housekeeper has long suffered and I confess my hair stands on end when I hear her screams
of anguish? Will I ever achieve perfection? I have two choices. The first is to continue
with my current method, to change nothing but instead widen my search for compatible
insect components. The second is more callous, more immoral, adding yet another completely
different organism. If done poorly, the latter choice will likely lead to failure, but I
fear I shall not break this deadlock if I do not adjust my current methods. The House
hero will break if things continue on as they are now. I must decide what to do now. His
humble servant Isadro Uriate Talavera. W. Okay, I need to flip the switch up here. I
I just realized.
Oh!
Am I done?
I am done.
I
So hungry
I got all of them right?
That's an elegant crown.
That one's worth so much.
That one needs to open.
Down we go.
What is this?
Louise's note, Ada, I hope it's you reading this.
I'm going to, going to the mine tunnels
to try and regroup with Leon.
I overheard Ramon on the castle intercom
saying that Leon's heading that way and riding in trouble.
You can get there through the waterway.
It's dangerous, but I'll leave some signs
to point you in the right direction.
It is the sign, the giant red arrow.
Thank you, Louise.
This way! Wow, thanks Louise. So thoughtful.
Any loot? No.
She's so thoughtful.
Is this the insect area? I think it is.
Locked of course it's locked in classical
Oh
It's also locked
Amazing splish splash. I'm not swimming in that
I guess she literally appears
She can't get her boots what dude she's got some nice boots on she literally won't
I'm a student welcome. I got something new for you. Oh well I can certainly do something
Anything else I can help you with? Your weapons are in there you are. I hope to see you again soon.
What's this?
Salazar Family Chronology Waterway. For many years the existence of this waterway beneath the castle was forgotten.
According to our records, it was built by third generation Count Gregorio the Architect.
The reason for its construction is unclear, but it may have been done to contain the deadly
insects that plagued his predecessor, Count Chippolito.
Water is, after all, a symbol of the purity for the Salazar family.
Gregorio's waterway was rediscovered during the excavation of an underground tunnel under
the order of the eighth generation, Count Ramon.
The elaborate, beautiful architecture is just one example of Gregorio's iconic work.
He redirected the water to flow underground, creating both a waterworks and sewage system.
It can even be used as a water storage facility during times of drought.
The construction can only be described as a magnificent feat of architecture for the
time.
But its beauty is wasted on our ruling Sibleton!
The only interest he showed in the place was using it as a tool to drown those who dare
oppose him.
Insolence!
Gregorio must be turning in his grave.
Care.
No swap! Thanks for 22 months!
Elliot XQCL, thanks for the prime.
Let's go.
Okay, so now I can go that way.
I should take care of the block.
Biosensor scope.
Man, I don't have to fight those fat guys with the three
points inside of them, aren't I?
I hate those guys.
They're so scary.
OK, let's see.
I don't have a rifle.
I need a rifle. I guess I would have to try to push this one. Ouchie.
She got her boots all wet anyway.
How much did it touch her?
Right, 12,000 or 20,000.
I think I'm just going to sell the crown.
Honestly, I don't feel like waiting.
That's like a golden mouse.
Oh, I was going to solve the crime.
Fuck it.
Let's buy...
It's not the stingray.
I'm gonna store the crossbow for a bit, I think.
Oh, I just tore it.
I know, what do you need to make rifle ammo?
I'm gonna have a case of greats here.
with it please and travel okay I need the normal welcome I don't always have this
in stock stranger better to be over prepare that's good work I'll keep a
I
Yeah, I don't have any powder right now
I'll run into some though
It's all good. Oh
My god, it's creepy back here
I hate this I hate when they pull the flashlight out
I need to
Shortcut put that on oh
It's on four
Oh shit
I want to try not trying to go trying to get over here okay
That's the wrong way, all right, this way.
I'm here a bug.
Oh, I thought it was a log.
And I still go on the right way.
Wait, I'm dumb.
I'm supposed to be down below.
Right?
Am I?
Am I?
Am I supposed to go that way?
I
Oh, shit.
Hell, dead order, I thank you for the prime.
I got one blow up.
Oh, I can go under here.
It's like, I don't know if I'm blind or crazy, but it kind of looks like I can go there.
I'm so lost, holy shit, okay, it's definitely this way.
That's all.
Almost there!
Thanks, Louise.
What a helpful guy.
Thanks for the directions, Louise.
This looks like a fighting room.
Oh
I'm stuck. I'm stuck.
I'm fucked!
I got him.
I'm gonna check if that crate has a heal, hopefully I'm not being too greedy.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Not me.
Huge.
No.
No.
All right, Louise, almost there.
I think.
I'm just going to go ahead and use that, so might as well.
What was that?
What's going on up there?
You again?
Got to fight him again.
The black robe.
Shopkeeper!
Shopkeeper is my best friend in the whole game.
Welcome, stranger.
got a selection of good things on sale stranger a deal well struck we're
starting to get an idea of your taste this cough hope to see you again soon
Let's get out of here!
Yeah.
Where's he at though?
I am scared.
I need to put that thing down.
Gotta kill it once and for all.
It's been like six chapters
Bodies watching
Chatter chatter
It's only step-on-learns to button, bro.
Is he dead for real this time?
Oh.
Oh!
Eww!
Eww!
Yeah, I'm in this for good.
Oh my god.
Got all these crates.
I'm just not even pressing like a fucking dumbass.
That's real this time
Housekeeper's Barrette. Alternative, thanks for 21 months. Thank you. Uh oh. It was a
rose. I was gonna say, I didn't get a steam achievement. Achievement. I didn't get a
Steve achievement that's suspicious
Disgusting
I'm not a loo.
What am I, oh I'm probably shooting for the tail, right?
Oh shit.
The tail is blowing, I think that means hit the tail.
I'm just looting everything up first.
Oh, well that.
You're not getting away get it stab it
Hello wait what come on it didn't give me the option to go on it yeah oh thank you for
the fire
I must have been standing in a bad spot.
I
Looks like I'm using the SMG
I can't see
I
Stupid ass worm. I hate worms. What, it has human teeth on the inside.
Oh no, Las Plagas has returned.
Oh!
I mean, it's throwing up the worm good or bad.
Does that mean it's out? Oh, I think she's good then.
I guess throwing up the worm's good.
W, the worm is dead, where are these?
I
Will go now
She
I'll send you my files, make sure you help.
The Amber Louise, where is it?
Thank you for the chance to go again.
What are you saying?
I'm grateful.
Like I said, I'm just you.
You don't have to medic them.
Louise.
How about you help me when I'm gone?
You're all too many to me.
Louise.
How about you help me when I'm gone?
I'm just going to go.
You're all too many to me.
Sounds like you need me.
Come on!
Rest in peace, Louise.
You are a good guy.
I'm sorry, sir.
I'm sorry, sir.
I'm sorry, sir.
The frozen.
The crowd sure.
Louise, the good life's gonna have to wait.
I
I'm not getting away.
They're not getting the way.
Fuck them up, Ada.
Leon, there's only time to say this once, so listen up.
They took your friend to the top of the clock tower.
If you hurry, you might get there before she turns into one of them.
Guys, I might have to take my knee back too,
if it's gonna hurt my head.
I gotta go walled.
yeah you should I gotta go bald as I'm sorry it's starting to hurt my head
oh my god dude the fucking wig cap hairline actually bald
Oh
Actually bald
Oh God
Oh fucking bald bro
Oh, my head feels better.
Wigs, a lot of my wigs after like five or six hours, it just feels like they're like
squeezing my skull.
Holy shit.
I
Do you get over there's no well, I kind of are I got true
But I mean before the five or six hours, I I don't really notice it I
Like it's super comfortable
What's the longest I've worn a wig?
Oh, for sure, over 12 hours.
For sure.
I used to do some long ass cosplay trains.
I don't cause when I'm sure to look like you do.
Or for cons stuff
It's time
Gotta go
Yeah, dude, there's so much yellow paint it does make the game a quicker
What are you buying a deal well struck is it easy is they work this kind of work is about
keep a lookout for items here we go Capcom thinks players are dumb I mean sometimes
I can straight up can't see ladders, but I almost always see them in this game
I'm glad I went live today I was feeling really shitty earlier like sick
Holy yellow paint just splash all over that thing. That's already like right in front
Oh, I see
Get crushed
I'm going to take your crush.
Oh, no, oh, no, okay, I think I've barely made it out.
Yikes.
Very scary, very scary, it was so close.
No knife.
So sad.
Yo, hesh, hesh, hey, hey, thank you for the sub, locales.
Interesting name.
Oh shit.
I'm dead.
No, I'm alive. Barely. Excuse me, gentlemen.
I don't feel like dealing with this.
You should make more flashbangs, yeah.
I always make more ammo because I feel like it's better value, but I guess two flashbangs
saves a lot of ammo, but I think it's still cheaper because of the gunpowder cost, I don't
know.
Lion!
Ashlee!
Leon!
Come on!
Good boy, just keep him busy a little longer.
My wig hair looks so fucking bad.
I'm on the elevator.
possession of the amber. You continue to disappoint me. My bad bro damn. I'll have him back before long.
See that you do. The mission must proceed as planned. Understood.
Gotta keep the client happy.
Oh shit.
Fucking with that.
Oh shit.
Fucking whiff that.
Fucking whiff.
Holy shit.
Why did I pull out my rifle?
That was not intentional
Oh shit, you missed the boat Ada
Leon!
Leon.
God damn it.
Looking for something?
Guys, they're so creepy!
Obsessed with Leon.
So creepy!
Man, they look so good together!
You know, after the incident, the world changed.
Trump saved one person and a hundred others die.
I guess I changed too.
You?
Leon asked Kennedy.
You haven't changed.
You just think you have.
You just think you have.
You just think you have.
You just think you have.
You just think you have.
You just think you have.
I think it's back.
Yeah, the overseer, thanks for four months.
Egg.
Egg.
Oh.
Here's my question.
I am egg.
Have you changed, Ada?
What?
Or are you just trying to use me again?
What?
What do you think?
We're here.
See you later.
He he he he he he he.
The story of my life.
Oh my.
Yo peppy minotaur, thank you for the prime.
Shadler!
Get him, Ada.
Oh shit.
I think that gun's going to be enough.
I think that gun's going to be enough.
Interesting.
Okay.
I'll do it.
But cost you extra.
What is the decision?
Send you the new coordinates.
More work to be done.
I do not like-
Waiting, I know.
I've got a ways to go.
This is some sick music they got cool music for you.
I'm on the right way, yeah.
of
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Why is that a pink comment I just said it was satisfying like it's a good animation
It's like the taking sound for the CS boxes, just a good game of audio and stuff.
Oh
Deal well
We're starting to get an idea of your tank crossing. Thank you
Goodbye, sir
I did not see that, but instead of the raid.
I thought he was dead
Well
Oh shit, I did not expect that
I definitely want to take out machine gun guy first if I can
Fuck is all this
Oh shit, oh shit, I might be fucked
Oh my god
I did not see that coming
Excuse me
Excuse me
And
I actually just skipped the hairpies, jeez.
They're most important facilities are housed in the sanctuary at the top of the mountain.
That's very cool.
Happy to help.
Now you owe me.
Don't tell you owe me now.
I did not manage to save a ton of amulgol.
I did not manage to save a ton of amulgol.
I did not manage to save a ton of amulgol.
Don't die on me now.
I did not manage to save a ton of ammo though.
I'm gonna sell the laser sight back.
Well, I can certainly do something to this.
Anything will come.
I wish I had a heal. I'll probably find a heal. I think it's fine.
I think it's okay.
It's missing two thingies
Researcher scroll note. Okay, you can't rush gotta get the facts down first the test subjects are losing the facility
Second the only way out is shut the high voltage power unit is missing the X1 open up one the freezer
There's a pounding power unit in there
It's an emergency power supply for one of the test subject escapes
It should do the job problems. How do I get in there with those things running wild?
Need a think can't give up got a family. I can make it I can do this after I asked you for the
I'm not getting anything. I'm just fucking dead.
Also, I'm for sure dead.
I'm gold.
That's a critical regenerator, yep, I know about these.
And I'm dead.
Oh, not yet.
Two heals, nice.
Yo, Alexiation! Thanks for the two months.
Thank you.
I hate these guys.
Oh, no.
I hate these guys.
No, I hate these guys!
Okay, at least that one didn't over-generate.
I remember those ones.
Naughty fan.
That's not good
Why dude why why is it dark?
Take the freezer and tell me to go to the freezer, right?
Which is here.
Yes.
Oh, brother.
That was bound to happen.
Oh, well, I can cut through at least.
What?
Oh!
I don't know if I should have used my rifle bullets on that because I might need them
for regenerators, but...
What was that?
Yo, Ted Taco's thank you for the prime!
What is that?
Kitty.
What are you thinking about?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
What? What? What? What?
Ah!
I hate them so much
I
Got it
Why is this happening? Oh, I know I'm not
Oh my fucking god, this is so ridiculous.
I
Okay, ridiculous bro
Wish I'm I saved my rifle ammo definitely should not have used it on those other guys
I made it back somehow in one piece you show welcome
Welcome Stranger. A deal of...
People look out for Isomstits. Welcome.
Welcome Stranger. I've got something new for you.
Dazzled. Are you? Ha ha.
this new place in trap
So I was supposed to go yes wait no where am I going backwards
Oh nothing, but welcome. Oh, that's right
Welcome you got something
Charm ate a long
Rip shields away from certain enemies use the use of the grapple. Do these curiosities?
All keys, upgrade tickets, um...
Oh, I knew you'd choose that one!
I
Oh why you come back
Any time
Welcome got some rare things on the street money
I'll pay a big be the money
Try that on the sides
This kind of work is about finesse, stranger.
Little bit goes a look on us.
Thank you.
And do check out my wares again soon.
Johnny, thanks for the five gifted.
Hello Johnny.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Ow.
There. I should be able to get out now.
Oh, crates!
Lots of ammo.
That usually means fight soon.
Usually.
Not exactly covert, but it'll have to do.
Antenna Ray Construction Report.
The installation of the highly sensitive antenna around the island is finally complete.
With it, the activities of hostile organizations, including those of U.S. intelligence services,
can be accurately intercepted and monitored.
Now we can hear all.
First, we will use this to gather intel and plan for the day of the kidnapping.
It will certainly ensure our success.
We'll show the entire world how that country's security is all bark and no bite Jack Krauser
Why is the fight music playing
I really like using the rifle ammo because I'm scared I'm going to have to fight more
those uh creepy guys with all the the weak points inside them not my favorite
Car in the ride.
That's this area.
Everywhere I go, he's already there.
here. How we do that?
A radio tower. That's where I need to go.
Alright, till the tower.
Alright.
Oh
Damn
Oh
Okay
Oh
Oh shit. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my goodness.
of
death
of
death
of
I
Just exploded into meat. Oh my goodness
of
death
of
death
of
death
Oh my god
Oh my god.
Flash bangs by the way
Damn it, bro, I should have just healed I was being greedy
What a fucking mess.
Here we go.
I
Joe carbs, thank you for the five months. Welcome back
So where's the guy throwing the bombs? I need to just snipe him at the beginning or something.
Yo, PRL, thank you for the 10 months.
I didn't really take any damage, that's good.
Another one! There's another one!
Get out of there!
Here we go.
They actually all died this time.
I think they did.
I got a lot of ammo.
Oh my god, there's a pig guy.
No.
Not that.
Nice.
Oh, lots of ammo.
Excellent.
Oh lots of ammo. Excellent.
Gonna make more.
Alright, we are back in business.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
I can probably just go across, right?
Please, please, please, please, please.
Oh, God, they're coming, I see.
Oh, shit!
I
Is your plan thanks for five months and smooth 13 e. Thank you for the
I'm not underbreeding out.
I go down this way now?
Yes.
Sweet.
Perfect.
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
I guess I'll check the ladder first, maybe I should shut that off, yeah that turret kind
Look at those socks.
It is bad.
I don't think I had to do that.
Where is it?
Where am I going?
You ever install the defenses some needs to be fired. Yeah true actually
Damn these guys go up
Oh, I need to find a code.
You all see a code.
It's a three digit code.
BOOM!!!
Marta!
I missed it!
What the fuck is it?
Wait guys, you know I'm blind
Where is it I can't see my eyes don't work
Is it like 2, 1, 4? I don't know.
What the? Oh.
Huh?
Wait, that was it, really?
I just had to scan.
Our research into the amber continues on the island.
We're beginning to get a clear picture, but there is still much we do not know.
The amber is proving its usefulness, although it is still dormant.
It has great influence over other parasites and even strengthens them.
I'm convinced that this optimizes the relationship between parasite and host.
In our experiments, we were able to recreate this for one of our test subjects.
This is a great achievement. Now, I want to test its influence over the superior species of plaga.
However, only those at the top of Los Illuminados are hosts of this particular type of parasite and they would never agree to participate in any experiments.
I need to plan carefully if I wish to find any volunteers.
Something tells me this isn't just a comms facility.
I'm scared.
Uh, subject analysis. Martin- Martinico.
The effects of the amber are greater than anything I could imagine.
Martinico was once a fragile, uncontrollable test subject that was despised for being born-deformed.
But after numerous experiments, it's- it gained tremendous resilience and regenerating abilities,
and now it is impervious to conventional weapons. Dude, great.
Now for the bad news, it may be stronger, but its mental capacity is not improved at all.
In the unlikely event that a big- breaks free, there's little we can do to contain it again,
only the powerful lasers can stop it for good.
Okay, so it's you you can't shoot it, but it's not that smart and only the big lasers can kill it
That's so fucking annoying, man. Oh
Man, yo C-wing thanks for five months
Double vision a big game and on screen Queen 1143
Uh-oh.
I guess I run.
Oh no.
He's coming!
Faster!
If nothing catches me, I'm done for.
I didn't know what to do.
I found the exit.
This is going to be so good.
I'm sure we'll see him again though.
Just a hunch that I have.
Ewww!
This is very unpleasant.
Uh-oh.
And he's not very happy can the beeping stop it's driving me crazy oh he's back he's
He's back!
He's locked, isn't it?
Oh my god.
I don't know.
He's giving me time to guess. It's okay.
I thought that's a heavier...
Or like, stronger blue that they press too twice.
Oh, we're safe again.
Who's that?
Oh, God.
Thanks, dude.
Now we're going to cap.
Okay.
Nope, my bad.
for seven months.
There we go, false king, thanks for 4 months.
We chomping old.
This is it.
We chomping our shit.
Yeah.
How to connect the device.
Yay, no more beeping.
Yay.
Yeah, no more beeping. Thank God.
I'm at the site injecting for the main terminal.
You're going to blow up this entire island, including our president's daughter.
Won't that make things harder for you?
There's no room for half measures.
The weak exist to serve the strong.
Enough talk. Bring in the hammer.
There's no way for you to get back to the island.
Copy that.
On it now.
Okay, Louise.
What was it that you said again?
You should have known by now, Whisker,
that I don't always play by your rules.
Okay. I'm done here. Let's get the hell out of here. I'm just leaving. I bet we're gonna
to see that big guy again, huh?
I'm sure he will make another appearance.
Oh, shit.
I'm going to run right through this.
Can't the laser spell on?
Oh my god. Holy shit.
Oh, my, it's working.
Holy brain reaction.
Oh, she made it. Oh my god, not even her heels.
Damn.
Always have an out.
Damn.
Stop!
No!
Shut your mouth. Do not resist.
Got you now, Sadler.
Chapter End.
It's the next to last chapter.
Now, to find Leon and Saddler.
Leon's headed for the sanctuary. I'll meet him there.
What the hell?
Whoa, those little bug guys!
Disgusting.
Hello, sir.
some rare things of leisure. Hold on to those. What ammo do I have right now?
Now welcome. Not enough cash. Oh, my bad, bro.
Gazzled are you? Our crops should anything else I'll keep a lookout for
I
Another one
Alright, out of HP again.
Can we reload my shit?
I'm sure he's shocking shells.
It's fun.
Are we serious?
are we serious every time it's just random chance pretty much if those become those things
are not right. I feel like some of my luck is really bad.
Let's go. I could have probably led them into the laser.
No brain did not think...
I was walking up to it because I thought it was the kind you disable.
Let's see. Or a loss. Or a loss. Or a loss.
I
Damn, I almost got a full health bar.
Hooray!
Oh my god.
Sick.
Perfect.
Another elevator.
Sick.
All right, perfect.
Another elevator.
Oh, it's on anando.
I'm just concerning.
I'm in trouble here.
Almost there.
Yeah, we're gonna do it.
Welcome.
I've got something new for you.
A deal well-struck.
Hehehe.
You're there, you come back any time.
You're there you come back any time
Yo tempered lion, thanks for the gift sir
Thank you
So quiet.
Boyd, our Covenant, all blessings onto him and the sweet mercy they bring and soul to all of them!
And Leon! And Leon!
Leon! Go!
V-Aida saving the bay again!
As usual
She's so cool
Oh god, you fight out? What? You find Sadler? Wait, I'm not, I'm not ready. I'm not ready.
I am hiking already!
I thought I could not in good shape.
Excuse me!
Oh my lord.
I'm sorry.
Ouchie.
Ouchie.
Ouchie.
Stop that please.
I do not I don't really have ammo at all
Oh, my God.
Dude, that fight felt so abrupt.
I wasn't ready for that at all.
Drago Smog, thanks for the five months.
Anything else I can do to prep for that?
Not really.
I wish I had more ammo.
Let's see, I don't have any gunpowder, let's see, yeah I need my knife to not explode in
like two days.
Got some new wares, welcome, came into some other bits, and saw crossing your teeth, dotting
your eyes, that's the way to be, anything else I can help you with?
I wish I had a more heels as well
And there's probably are heels around the arena. I just only stayed in one area really that's not full I guess
Where's the damn heels, oh my god!
I'm getting like everything in the world, but heels.
OK.
Oh.
Watch filler.
The last one.
The Everest will get shot up, dear my dear.
Ah! Holy shit!
Oh, no!
I got starlocked, I couldn't get back around the part.
Dude, having one heal is so AIDS.
Maybe I can sell some stuff to buy a second spray heal, that would make it easy I think.
Well, Co, came into some other bits. Bob's too nice.
A deal well struck.
Anything else I can help you with?
Stalking up while you can. Why?
Yeah, I can only buy one spray heal. That's okay.
Um, let's see.
People look welcome!
Better to be over prepared.
Am I right?
Or you'll come back any time.
Welcome! Wildin, what can I do you for you?
Let's try that on the sides.
Don't get yourself killed.
Okay, let's try that.
Two heals. That should do the trick.
Inferno!
Very thick.
I
Class D I swear
Blast them all.
They have risen when you jump on me, my friend.
You...
You need to be punished.
And go towards the path of righteousness.
There is no place for you in our paradise, but you may yet return to us, what has been lost.
Oh, fuck.
I'm gonna have to go punching for ammo for this.
Oh shit, oh my, that's so bad.
All right ammo on some time hopefully I don't get caught in
No!
Fuck, I got an herb knife.
Okay.
What the fuck?
Okay, so I started shooting.
Oh
We walk
Ow.
Yaaay!
She's so cool.
She's so cool.
Control come in.
I have the package.
W.
W.
What a cool fight.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Oh no!
oh no they got her bro
what a gentleman
Sam, he didn't even die.
What was all that for, though?
I knew he didn't die, but still.
Yeah, Wolf, thanks for five months.
You've already been killed.
You have forsaken the only body of the White Ghost to become one with us.
I'm not going to stop fighting him.
Time to wrap things up.
Hey, look!
Lee, I'm fighting him.
So cool.
Just what I was looking for.
I need to hurry.
Oh shit, there's a timer. Oh shit. Oh shit. I hate timers. Oh god. I gotta go man. I gotta go
Here's me
Here's me
Always time to stop and move though
Here's me
I guess I didn't have to run through there so quickly.
The timer gave me anxiety.
Oh, shit, oh.
I guess I will combine these.
But the timer's still going!
Oh shit, I gotta go!
I'm only about three and a half minutes!
See ya right over here!
Oh shit!
oh shit quite my piece for what
I gotta go I'm busy.
oof
oof
oof
oof
oof
oof
2 minutes left!
oof
oof
oof
oof
oof
oof
Oh, Ashley!
Leon needs help! Hurry!
Why don't you do something about it?
Hang on.
Oh my god this is crazy.
What a view.
Hell yeah!
I'll give you a whole new body.
Amazing!
What the hell are you doing?
Nothing personally, Leon.
Luis and I had an arrangement.
Don't worry, I'll take good care of it.
There she goes!
Right here.
You coming?
I think we both know this.
It's where we go our separate ways.
It's in the game, Cheddar, it's in the game.
I guess it was lined up to here, so I'm wearing earbuds.
Cheddar, I cannot see.
Cheddar, I cannot see.
Catch me through.
I've obtained the amber.
Excellent.
Just one question. What are you planning to do with this?
I do not pay you to ask questions.
All you need to know is a new dawn is breaking.
There's a voice on my lap.
A hundred will give their lives so that just one may live.
I am expediting that change.
So, we're talking millions of casualties?
Billions.
Nice Leon Kennedy cosplay.
I'm vicious. Thanks radical. Cheddar just knocked down my mic.
We're changing course, now.
Cinema.
I thought there were eight chapters, wasn't that seven?
Wow, what a game.
King Court, thank you for the ten!
Is that it?
That was only 7. Oh.
Well, GG.
That was a good DLC.
Oh, thank you for the 5.
Great game.
Oh, you're a good sign, thank you for the 10.
Thank you guys.
I honestly, I liked it more than Rekwim, I think.
It was quite good.
Really? Yeah, I think that the story was better. But I think that Requiem, uh, some of the
combat was a little bit better. But, um, in terms of being like the- the action parts
that are really combat, like you just kind of press the buttons, they're super satisfying
this game.
Papa feel us thing for the time. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you, Papa feels you're in style opening court. Thank you guys
No, Pac-Man dance, bro, I love I don't think I'm gonna play more horror games for a bit
I mean this game is really not that scary. I never felt super stressed playing it
No, no, no, no, we're not doing this, no Pagman dance, we're gonna be able to.
No, no, no, no, no, enough of that, enough of this silliness.
Enough!
Enough of that.
I beat it in three hours?
Well, probably the same as like six hours?
Damn.
Perhaps high speed ran.
No, I wasn't able to peg my pants.
I need to peg my pants.
What? King Court, thanks for the puts.
Chat appreciates you very much, Emmy.
Oh, thanks Fire Rescue Guy.
I appreciate you guys too, I suppose, or whatever, I guess.
We have all we need who's that we continue as planned
And...
Wolf...
Soon...
This guy's evil!
And his heroine is great!
Hero transplants for sure!
Oh, new playthrough.
Well, I saved over my thing.
Oh, GG.
That was great.
I'm glad that I played it.
Oh, wait.
I think I have this outfit.
I bought this cosplay a while ago, got lots of costumes, very cool.
They're color green, oh whoa.
Alright, well I think that's it for me for today, but I think I will be live tomorrow.
The Mr. Beast video that I'm in comes out tomorrow, and I want to watch
the Apollo footage and some other things. So I will probably be live tomorrow.
I am... I did feel very sick today though.
I went live because I was like, bro, I already put on the cosplay, I can't knock all live.
I'm glad that I went live though, but uh, yeah.
I'd say like, 90% I will be live tomorrow.
Unless I wake up feeling shitty again, but I think I'll probably be fine.
All right, well, thank you guys for watching. I hope you all have a lovely evening
If you're new don't forget to follow the stream I stream
Kind of like five five to sometimes six days a week now more lots more streams recently
But yeah, I hope you all have a lovely night
Thank you for the subs and follows and in bits and such and I will see you all tomorrow
All right. Bye guys
Good night, bye!
Good night!
Shutter's blocking me from eating my mic. Bye guys, bye!
Good night guys, I can't wait to fish an offline chat.
Bye!
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