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Emiru

I AM SICK!!! 🌸⭐ THE EGG YEARNS TO WATCH REACT AND PLAY VIDEO GAME 🌸⭐ VARIETY GAMING HELL (DO NOT SAVE ME I LOVE IT HERE) 🌸⭐ @EMIRU247

04-04-2026 · 5h 06m

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[00:05:00] If I'm a bad person, you don't like me, all I guess I'll make my own way, it's a circle,
[00:05:29] I mean, Cycle, I can't excite you anymore
[00:05:33] What should gavel your jury?
[00:05:36] What's my offense this time?
[00:05:39] You're not a judge, but if you're gonna judge me
[00:05:42] We'll send this thing to another life
[00:05:44] Don't believe that sounds like a word of anything
[00:05:48] It's all from my back to nothing but the same
[00:05:50] Yeah, nothing but a whole new life
[00:05:54] But it's all in the devil's place
[00:05:57] Together!
[00:05:58] We run!
[00:05:58] We run!
[00:05:59] We run!
[00:05:59] We run!
[00:06:00] Together!
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[00:20:57] Yeah, I lost track of time again.
[00:21:14] Hello.
[00:21:15] Hi guys!
[00:21:17] Hello, hi guys.
[00:21:22] Good morning.
[00:21:24] I see an angel in the galaxy.
[00:21:28] Hello.
[00:21:30] The world is ending, but I hope they can turn the world.
[00:21:36] I see the girls are biased in this summer flow.
[00:21:42] I have to turn my head until my darkness goes.
[00:21:47] I see a line of bars in their parking too black
[00:21:53] With lies in my love won't never to come back
[00:21:59] I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
[00:22:05] Like you can't be there if it happens everyday
[00:22:10] Hello
[00:22:12] I look inside my cell and see my heart be glad
[00:22:18] Hi guys!
[00:22:19] I'm the first of my little adverse-climbing pain to be glad
[00:22:24] Make a damn happy way to stop the pain
[00:22:27] How is everybody today?
[00:22:30] Not easy, the things that are way too long
[00:22:33] Silent Hill, thank you so much!
[00:22:35] 29 months, Bandi, 29 months
[00:22:37] and I'm gonna say it for the five, Nico, 16 months
[00:22:40] Itachi, thank you for the 5 gifted, thank you, 2 paws?
[00:22:44] Uh, 40 Shui, thank you for the 5 and a pair of eyes, thank you for the 10 and a change of 6 months, alright guys?
[00:22:52] Yeah, hello.
[00:22:53] Um, I don't think that Moni got me sick.
[00:22:56] I don't- no, I don't- I don't think she got me sick.
[00:22:58] I'm not coughing or anything, I just feel...
[00:23:00] Shit.
[00:23:02] Which, uh, must scream.
[00:23:05] Zap, 27, thanks for the 6 months, thank you.
[00:23:10] I'm just...
[00:23:16] Yeah, I don't think I only was boring. I really wanted to stream today because I'm not sure if I'm gonna stream tomorrow
[00:23:23] because there's a shit ton of Easter stuff going on and I don't know if my
[00:23:29] Streaming phone is gonna work in the car. So I might just like yeah, I might just not work out
[00:23:35] and I'm gonna be gone
[00:23:38] Tuesday Wednesday Thursday because I have a
[00:23:40] um, Red Bull Athlete
[00:23:44] oh my god, I feel like uh
[00:23:47] I don't know, I feel like a weird thing, but I have a Red Bull Athlete thing on
[00:23:51] Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, so I'm not gonna be able to stream on those days
[00:23:54] yeah, I have to fly to f-
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[00:27:00] Even they get quiet so
[00:27:03] Protecting them well, I mean they don't really do anything they just scream like if I were a predator
[00:27:08] And I want to snatch those eggs. I don't know if I do that scared
[00:27:13] Yeah, it's it's very cute
[00:27:16] very nice
[00:27:18] Ooba, thanks for the food. I know the method to feel better fast when I'm sick. I put Leon this canopy on the TV
[00:27:25] Oh my god, what is what are you guys gonna get sick of this bit?
[00:27:29] How many weeks has it been of talking about Leon in the TV?
[00:27:33] I just finished everything in Resident Evil 4 yesterday. Never. Oh my god
[00:27:40] brother
[00:27:43] You guys better stop where the cat's gonna get it the kitty is going to get it. Oh
[00:27:51] Also, um yeah, the mr. Beast video came out. I'm sure you guys heard the news that I'm a I won
[00:27:57] I'm a finalist. I did so amazing. I didn't get eliminated at the beginning though
[00:28:03] So I was I was fine with that. I was I was fine with my placement. So
[00:28:12] Well, of course I didn't get eliminated since I won first place of course
[00:28:19] Yeah, well those spoilers well, I feel like a reason people taught me about it, but yeah, you'll see you'll see
[00:28:27] Don't worry. You'll see
[00:28:33] I feel like Cheddar looks so old lately.
[00:28:37] They say that cats look like their owners.
[00:28:48] Oh shit, I got lipstick on my pants.
[00:28:49] I'm sorry Cheddar!
[00:28:51] I'm sorry!
[00:28:52] Oh yeah, we can watch The New Mr. Beast.
[00:28:55] We can watch New Tip to Tip.
[00:28:58] React to it, it'll be great.
[00:28:59] If you weren't put Leon on the TV at least, potato.
[00:29:02] Maybe I can put eight on the TV.
[00:29:06] Also, I posted a new TikTok today if you guys care about cosplay stuff.
[00:29:14] I've said it so many times, but I really mean it this time.
[00:29:17] I'm trying to post more cosplay stuff.
[00:29:19] I'm gonna go in this room.
[00:29:21] What's so funny?
[00:29:23] Why are you shutting it out?
[00:29:27] Oh, maybe it's probably my diet finally catching up to me.
[00:29:31] I've been trying to eat health here this year and I feel like I've done a good job but I think it's still catching up to me.
[00:29:37] It was too late.
[00:29:39] It was already over.
[00:29:40] We're gonna stay for the six months, thank you!
[00:29:43] Thanks, Berg!
[00:29:45] Oh my god.
[00:29:45] Oh no, my eye-eye was stuck in my throat.
[00:29:49] I can't walk.
[00:29:58] Oh my...
[00:29:58] ...save.
[00:29:59] Hello.
[00:30:00] I'm just saying true.
[00:30:04] Hello.
[00:30:05] Oh, I never turned the music down.
[00:30:10] Hi.
[00:30:11] Sorry.
[00:30:12] Sorry.
[00:30:13] Oh my gosh.
[00:30:16] In my new TikTok, I of course had to use the new Resident Evil coaster that my beautiful
[00:30:22] wife, extra Emily, got for me.
[00:30:24] I was like, oh my god, this is perfect.
[00:30:27] Like before I do an 801 cosplay, I get this.
[00:30:30] That's great.
[00:30:32] That's amazing.
[00:30:34] What a gift.
[00:30:36] I know.
[00:30:38] Fantastic.
[00:30:40] Amazing.
[00:30:42] But yeah.
[00:30:44] I was thinking, I was like, God, if I feel shitty, I should probably just cancel stream,
[00:30:50] right?
[00:30:51] That's what I usually do.
[00:30:52] And I was like, no.
[00:30:54] I must play Counter-Strike and watch Mr. Beast.
[00:30:58] The brain rot was too strong.
[00:31:03] I mean I was probably just gonna play games anyway, you know?
[00:31:06] So I was like, I just won't finish my makeup and I'll just turn on the stream.
[00:31:12] Who cares?
[00:31:13] So, yeah.
[00:31:14] Take good care of yourself and hope you feel better soon.
[00:31:18] Thank you, Dave.
[00:31:19] I'll be fine.
[00:31:20] I'll be fine.
[00:31:21] No, get a third knife as well. You want to open cases, be honest.
[00:31:27] Well...
[00:31:29] Well, I didn't say that...
[00:31:31] Sorry, I was watching the Ultra Kill trailer.
[00:31:35] I did notice that I added a lot of money to my Steam wallet yesterday.
[00:31:40] But I still have a lot of leftover cases and I still have $600 in my Steam wallet.
[00:31:46] But I I don't know if I want to open skins for a bit
[00:31:49] I feel like I just got a new knife that I can use and not feel like
[00:31:54] Completely humiliated about so I don't know if I really um, yeah
[00:32:00] Or that's what I would say if I was responsible, right?
[00:32:06] I do I do want to play I do want to play because I I still need to unlock premier
[00:32:11] I can't even play the actual fucking game yet
[00:32:14] So, you know, that's what I needed. What new knife did you get? Um, I got, it's a blue
[00:32:21] camo knife, and it's, it's decent quality, but it's nothing special. It's like an
[00:32:27] $80 knife, but it's way better than the other one that I had. That's the
[00:32:32] important thing, is that it's better. So yeah, fal, falchion bright water. Yeah.
[00:32:38] Do you want to play or do you want to just open cases? Bro, you guys keep
[00:32:41] focusing on the cases, but I've spent way more time playing than opening the cases just because I'm
[00:32:47] more engaged when I'm opening the cases like who would it be it's designed that way they literally
[00:32:53] design those things like fucking slot machines like the ticking sound oh my gosh it's so bad bro
[00:32:59] I'm such like a easily marketed at monkey bro like every time I've been in the casino like I
[00:33:08] I went to the hard rock hard rock casino for the Red Bull Tetris event. Oh my god. Hearing all the slot machine sounds it like
[00:33:20] Oh god, it feels like it's like it like tickles my brain. Oh my gosh. It's so bad. I I can't I can't be around those things
[00:33:28] I love the sound so much. They're so yes the dopamine sounds. No
[00:33:33] No, not the dopamine sounds
[00:33:38] Yeah, they designed them to try to trigger dopamine in your brain and it works on me.
[00:33:44] So I try to stay away from it.
[00:33:48] It's not good.
[00:33:51] Not good at all.
[00:33:53] Not there at all.
[00:33:54] Cheddar.
[00:33:55] Oh my god.
[00:33:56] Oh my god.
[00:33:57] He's opening my windows.
[00:33:58] Cheddar, stop.
[00:33:59] Why?
[00:34:00] He learned how to open these blind things and he just keeps opening them randomly,
[00:34:05] dude.
[00:34:07] Just remember it's a 50-50 to get a knife you either get it or you don't.
[00:34:15] Oh look he's wearing my hair! It's actually thank you!
[00:34:20] It's 50-50 to get a knife? I don't know if that's how it works.
[00:34:25] It's 50-50 to get a knife you either get it or you don't.
[00:34:28] You need type open cases that gives gloves now, coincidentally I also have a bright water knife from the same gloves opened from cases not bought.
[00:34:37] Do you think he likes the tummy pets chatter see pretending to be dead
[00:34:52] I think he does hate me.
[00:34:59] You can go free now, my boy.
[00:35:14] I think he does hate you.
[00:35:18] Yeah, you can go free now, my boy.
[00:35:22] Farewell.
[00:35:26] He's so patient. I don't know how he tolerates it,
[00:35:30] but he does. He despises you!
[00:35:34] But, but I, I'm so nice to him.
[00:35:38] Good night, BV! Thank you for the 10 months! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
[00:35:42] He looks terrified. You think that's how a cat that's terrified looks?
[00:35:47] If he were terrified, he'd be trying, he'd be scratching me trying to get away from me.
[00:35:53] He'd be like stabbing my arms and stuff.
[00:35:56] He understands English. Cheddar's too dumb to understand English.
[00:36:01] Drama queen shirt. Oh, it's a Miku shirt. See?
[00:36:06] It's a Miku shirt. I got it on. I think I literally got it on, like,
[00:36:12] I think I literally got it on um Tmoo or Aliexpress one of those
[00:36:20] Whenever you grab him he looks so utterly resigned. I can see him thinking just bear with it. She'll get pulled and release me
[00:36:29] That might that might be accurate. I don't know poor cheddar
[00:36:33] Cheddar
[00:36:41] Or Cheddar do you think that Cheddar knows that I use him for content?
[00:36:46] Well, thank you for the 10 gifted. Thank you. Oh
[00:36:51] W. Oh parts and chat for Oaf. Thank you. Oh
[00:36:55] Thank you so much big big big 10. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
[00:36:59] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. My favorite Red Bull flavor. Um, my favorite is the light blue one
[00:37:06] I think it's called like snow barrier or something
[00:37:09] Systemized Eric. Thanks for the 47 months
[00:37:14] Thank you, thank you. Yo ex emilu. Thanks for 16 months. Thank you. Thank you
[00:37:21] I don't I don't I want to watch this mr. Beast video. I feel like I
[00:37:25] I don't know if you're going to be able to see me that much in it because, dude, in a
[00:37:32] room with angry justice, thanks for the six months, and another thing for the two, okay,
[00:37:38] you want to know that the, I mean, this is, I don't think this is a secret, even though
[00:37:43] I'm a streamer content creator, you know, like, I put myself out there in a room
[00:37:52] full of other streamers and youtubers I shut down like I'm like oh my god these
[00:37:59] people are way too outgoing for me I'm just gonna let them do their thing and
[00:38:03] I'm just gonna watch I should I cannot handle that shit dude I get so I mean I
[00:38:10] don't hate it or anything but I definitely I don't like talking over
[00:38:13] people I don't like forcing my way into conversations or bits I'm happy I'm
[00:38:20] just happy to be there so I don't know if I'm gonna be in it all that much. I was
[00:38:28] mostly just chilling with my friends so yeah that's kind of why I tend to be more
[00:38:37] of a solo streamer because in big groups I'm just like I yeah you I don't know
[00:38:44] I'm not going to talk over you guys, so.
[00:38:48] But I do, I actually, I.
[00:38:51] That makes it sound like I don't like being in those environments, but the thing is I do
[00:38:56] and I love people that are outgoing, people that talk a lot.
[00:39:00] I'm just, I just am not capable of being like that, I guess.
[00:39:04] But, um, yeah, I'm happy just to chill and hang out.
[00:39:09] Oh, I literally saw myself.
[00:39:11] I just shot.
[00:39:11] There's me.
[00:39:13] Whoa!
[00:39:15] Frame one egg on there's Emily, Cynna, Wabi.
[00:39:21] Wow, yeah.
[00:39:23] There's me.
[00:39:25] Guys, I'm in a Mr. Beast video. Whoa!
[00:39:30] Wow, my first Mr. Beast video, unless you count the League tournament that I did with him a long time ago.
[00:39:38] Yeah, it was very cool. Everyone was so nice.
[00:39:43] I don't want to leave lives with that million dollars!
[00:39:45] These are the biggest streamers in the universe!
[00:39:48] And the last one of them to leave wins it all!
[00:39:51] She's gonna be co-hosting with me for this video!
[00:39:53] Oh, what was that picture?
[00:39:54] I hate that picture!
[00:39:55] The universe and the li-
[00:39:56] What the heck?
[00:39:58] Why do I look like that?
[00:40:02] I feel like all these pictures are kind of...
[00:40:06] Are some of these edited?
[00:40:09] Why is Tifu there twice?
[00:40:13] Why are some of the people kind of wonky?
[00:40:17] I just wanted them to leave, when did all the streets gonna be closing with me for this video?
[00:40:21] Do whatever you want.
[00:40:22] Maybe they're AI enhanced.
[00:40:24] Yeah, I don't know.
[00:40:26] Yeah, cause I'm like, I don't think I look, no I do look like that.
[00:40:32] It's just not a very good picture.
[00:40:34] But some of these other ones I feel like it doesn't look like, like, what the heck?
[00:40:40] Why do I buy in Jason?
[00:40:43] What the hell?
[00:40:44] It's one of them to leave, wins it all.
[00:40:46] Yeah man, I made the fish cut.
[00:40:48] I'm trying to get some people out.
[00:40:51] Yo, I'm paranoid!
[00:40:53] We're locked in together, locked in together.
[00:40:55] Alright?
[00:40:56] Do we have like a Spanish alliance?
[00:40:57] Yeah, it's a power friendship.
[00:40:58] I think it's all about strategy in here.
[00:41:00] Please, please!
[00:41:01] You want me to get on the floor, start twerking, I'll do it.
[00:41:03] Yes.
[00:41:04] I don't.
[00:41:05] You're saying if you want me to, I'll do it.
[00:41:06] I really don't want to.
[00:41:07] What do they do with them?
[00:41:08] I think they do it in a queue, but I'd better go crazy.
[00:41:09] Oh wait, there was a clip of me but I'm blocking it.
[00:41:37] Wait, did my camera freeze? Hello?
[00:41:40] Hello?
[00:41:42] Guys, it's a little bit loud
[00:41:45] Okay, one second
[00:41:47] Hello?
[00:41:48] Hello?
[00:41:51] Oh, I'm back. Hello?
[00:41:53] I don't know
[00:41:55] Move my camera
[00:41:59] There's me holy shit
[00:42:07] each of them. Why did they even let me look stressed? I didn't realize they're- I mean it makes sense but
[00:42:15] I wasn't consciously thinking like I'm being filmed every second. I don't know. There's me.
[00:42:24] Oh you can tell by the low res they really fucking zoomed in on me.
[00:42:37] Okay, so I'm sure he explains this but basically the wall so each of our faces we had to take a paint. Okay. No, I won't
[00:43:07] Come on up. Who do I shoot first? No, you shoot that way. Sketch.
[00:43:11] These are the streamers. Would you like to eliminate them?
[00:43:15] Wait. He missed. He missed. He missed.
[00:43:18] I'm a nice guy. Who's next?
[00:43:20] This show is so stressful. It's so stressful because it's so easy to miss and hit someone
[00:43:28] next to who you're actually aiming for. And then if you do that, that person's gonna hate you.
[00:43:34] And oh my it was so stressful like everyone was so you can just tell everyone was so pussy
[00:43:40] Except for like five people was like, oh, you know you go
[00:43:52] Yeah
[00:44:04] Shedder, Shedder, Shedder, Shedder, Shedder.
[00:44:13] Sorry, he stole bacon from my breakfast.
[00:44:18] I didn't even realize I still had that here.
[00:44:23] I had a nice three sunny side up eggs,
[00:44:27] two pieces of toast, bacon, and hash browns.
[00:44:31] And I didn't eat one piece of bacon
[00:44:33] And he just tries to, ah.
[00:44:34] What?
[00:44:35] What was your score?
[00:44:36] Damn, no!
[00:44:36] Oh, man!
[00:44:37] Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn!
[00:44:38] Do you want something real quick?
[00:44:39] Yeah.
[00:44:41] You're gonna miss, old man.
[00:44:42] Oh!
[00:44:43] Yeah!
[00:44:43] Move for Polo, thank you for the prize!
[00:44:45] And Corky, thanks for 42 months.
[00:44:46] Oh, he missed!
[00:44:48] I'm an easy target.
[00:44:49] No doubt it's all perfect.
[00:44:50] I'm an easy target.
[00:44:52] Someone's gonna accidentally get shot
[00:44:53] and then it's gonna snowball.
[00:44:54] Arcane!
[00:44:55] Come on, though!
[00:44:55] And the brutality continues.
[00:44:57] Oh, Arcane!
[00:44:58] They begin targeting them.
[00:44:59] They're streamers.
[00:45:00] Oh!
[00:45:01] That's so mean!
[00:45:03] That's an industry!
[00:45:04] Okay, so dude, what happened here was, okay, there was drama here because, um, Archie said
[00:45:09] he was trying to hit Dan, since Ludwig already hit Dan.
[00:45:14] It's like, okay, so that's safe, you're not gonna like, make a new enemy, and he's
[00:45:17] probably gonna get out anyway.
[00:45:19] And then he, he hit Cynna, right?
[00:45:22] But everyone was like, no, I think he did that on purpose.
[00:45:25] I think he hit Cynna on purpose, and Cynna was so upset, and people were going
[00:45:30] So they're like, don't worry, Senna.
[00:45:31] Don't worry, Senna.
[00:45:33] We're going to try to help you not get out and Senna
[00:45:35] with your own telling people, like, please shoot this person
[00:45:37] so I don't get out.
[00:45:39] Oh, god.
[00:45:40] The drama is crazy.
[00:45:41] Oh, so crazy.
[00:45:44] And the streamers fought right back.
[00:45:46] Oh, god.
[00:45:48] The heart.
[00:45:51] And just like that, the least-liked streamers
[00:45:54] are starting to reveal themselves.
[00:45:56] For 18-year-olds, the show has been live close next.
[00:45:58] We shoot whoever shoots us. It was like people are aiming at whoever aim for them
[00:46:20] This was so fucking pretty
[00:46:22] for me!
[00:46:23] Irmak, thank you for the four months.
[00:46:25] Pokey was, okay, so she was trying to do
[00:46:26] like a Switzerland thing where she was like,
[00:46:29] I don't wanna shoot anybody.
[00:46:30] So she shot the floor and it bounced off
[00:46:34] and hit Orky anyway.
[00:46:37] And yeah, yeah, that's what actually happened.
[00:46:39] It was fucking crazy.
[00:46:42] I felt so bad for Orky.
[00:46:44] Yeah, crazy trick shot, bro.
[00:46:46] She got him good.
[00:46:48] Oh my God.
[00:46:49] Well, aside from that, the streamers targeted people they thought were the biggest threat.
[00:46:54] Oh, Lari, climb back! Climb back! Defend your aura!
[00:47:03] Did you just shoot yourself?
[00:47:04] He shot himself!
[00:47:05] You're a hero, Molly!
[00:47:07] You're him! You're him!
[00:47:09] They even started targeting people that already had points.
[00:47:12] I have to play a save. I can't make enemies out here.
[00:47:14] In order to decrease the likelihood of themselves getting eliminated.
[00:47:18] Trash shot!
[00:47:20] Oh!
[00:47:21] But not everybody has a perfect game.
[00:47:24] Who you gonna miss?
[00:47:26] Oh yeah, you missed.
[00:47:28] You missed!
[00:47:29] No, I didn't miss!
[00:47:30] Yeah, you did!
[00:47:31] Hahahahaha!
[00:47:31] I didn't know I missed!
[00:47:32] Hahahahaha!
[00:47:34] Oh!
[00:47:35] XQC!
[00:47:37] Oh!
[00:47:38] XQC!
[00:47:39] You fell off!
[00:47:40] I'm gonna get him, buddy!
[00:47:41] Hey!
[00:47:41] I'm not gonna forget you all!
[00:47:43] And thanks to XQC's outbursts,
[00:47:46] the 5 rules target streamers
[00:47:47] Okay, I see she was going off on people.
[00:47:52] Okay, so my, my shot...
[00:47:56] I remember, okay, so...
[00:47:58] I, I was trying to help Sina out, right?
[00:48:02] Cause, okay, so Sina had three shots. I was like, okay, so...
[00:48:05] someone else has to have more shots than Sina.
[00:48:08] And I saw that, uh, DDG had, I think, two or three.
[00:48:11] So I was like, okay, I'm gonna try to shoot DDG, cause, you know, I don't, it's nothing personal, I just don't really know him.
[00:48:16] And he's the closest person I can hit to help Senna.
[00:48:19] I missed it, I hit Ludwig!
[00:48:21] And he was so mad at me!
[00:48:24] Move Uber, thanks for the six months!
[00:48:26] Thank you, I felt so bad!
[00:48:29] I wasn't hit the first shot on Ludwig too,
[00:48:31] and then someone else shot him on purpose after,
[00:48:33] and they were trying to get him out, but I think he didn't get out, I think.
[00:48:36] Change the light, Trey!
[00:48:38] Yeah, my terrible aim.
[00:48:41] Bye bye, have a good time!
[00:48:43] But before he left, XQC had something to say to the streamer.
[00:48:47] Nobody wants AMP!
[00:48:49] The music is trash!
[00:48:50] What are you going on?
[00:48:50] Oh, boy, it was AMP!
[00:48:52] And look, I'm the AMP of yours!
[00:48:54] All right, all right, all right.
[00:48:56] Are you guys ready for the second game?
[00:48:57] Here we go.
[00:48:58] All right, boys, lock in.
[00:48:59] That was a long answer.
[00:49:00] Change the floor!
[00:49:01] Change the floor!
[00:49:03] I was like, all right, boys, lock in.
[00:49:05] Change the floor!
[00:49:07] No.
[00:49:09] Oh, baby.
[00:49:10] I'm sorry, baby.
[00:49:11] I
[00:49:24] Didn't try guys, I'm sorry
[00:49:30] I
[00:49:41] of your viewers. Everyone else who places their hand on and loses the challenge will be eliminated.
[00:49:49] Okay, so if you want to compete for this Lamborghini,
[00:49:52] step inside the circle. I'll explain why after I don't want to, I don't want to explain why.
[00:49:55] That's a good deal. Bro, you get an easy stream. I'm afraid, I'm afraid. I will step in.
[00:50:00] I'm going to get stepped. 48 seconds. I'm thinking about the clips. Get in there. 33 seconds.
[00:50:05] You hate us? No, no, no, no, no. Just wait, just wait for my explanation.
[00:50:11] Just do it.
[00:50:13] Five, four, three, two, one.
[00:50:19] Let's go.
[00:50:20] Only four people entered the circle. Let's see who wins the limbo.
[00:50:24] I'm gonna start the timer at three, two, one. The rest is on you.
[00:50:29] It's gonna be the longest 10 minutes for them.
[00:50:31] Everyone is locked in on this game. They are focused on playing.
[00:50:34] But just like the paintball game, chaos was about to come to an end.
[00:50:37] Is your ex-magic your solo Lamborghini?
[00:50:39] 50, 60, 70, 30, 80, 60, 20, 20, 20, and 9!
[00:50:43] 7, 30, 7, y'all!
[00:50:49] Two minutes!
[00:50:50] Two minutes!
[00:50:51] Five minutes!
[00:50:52] Five minutes!
[00:50:53] 25.
[00:50:53] Seven minutes!
[00:50:54] Five!
[00:50:54] 20 minutes!
[00:50:55] Four!
[00:50:55] Six minutes!
[00:50:56] Eight minutes, y'all!
[00:50:57] Time is ticking.
[00:50:58] One is literally going to give away this Lamborghini in the next 10 minutes.
[00:51:01] Three of them are about to go home.
[00:51:02] Oh, my God, sketch is stressing me.
[00:51:04] Come on, sketch.
[00:51:06] Oh, all right, we have our first person to take their hand off.
[00:51:09] Am I close?
[00:51:10] It's been like five minutes.
[00:51:12] No way.
[00:51:13] I lost.
[00:51:13] Yeah.
[00:51:15] How?
[00:51:16] Because when other streamers are sabotaging you,
[00:51:19] it's almost impossible to focus.
[00:51:22] All right, check this.
[00:51:25] You know what?
[00:51:26] They didn't realize at the time that the last two
[00:51:29] players had a different strategy.
[00:51:32] Yeah, okay, so this is why I didn't do it because okay, so
[00:51:39] They said it wasn't technically cheating, but to me it's cheating
[00:51:43] Sketch and neon actually counted the other people had other people
[00:51:49] Recording with the camera to ten minutes and then telling them when to take their hand off and
[00:51:55] They're like it's fine. We didn't say they couldn't do that and I was but I heard them talking about doing that
[00:52:00] I was like, okay, I'm not gonna do that because I'm not gonna try to count against people that are cheating or
[00:52:07] If we're all like let's say I was cheating too
[00:52:11] It's just luck at that point like who's like closer to the middle second. I was like, I'm not doing that
[00:52:15] That's so lame. So that's why I'm doing it. They had allies who were tracking the time on their vlog cameras the entire game
[00:52:22] You started right on time
[00:52:24] This one I'm gonna get I'm gonna get a little kid. She's got somebody. He's got somebody. It's good strategy
[00:52:29] That is the lamest way to lose a game.
[00:52:31] I had nine minutes. I'm going over there.
[00:52:33] I felt so bad for Sketch because, okay, I'm not, you know,
[00:52:38] you know, it's their show, they can decide the rules.
[00:52:40] But I feel like Sketch deserved to win
[00:52:43] because he was the closest person
[00:52:45] who didn't have someone else just tell them
[00:52:47] when it was 10 minutes.
[00:52:49] Like, they weren't counting.
[00:52:50] They were just waiting for their friends to tell them
[00:52:53] when to take their hand off.
[00:52:54] Sabotizing.
[00:52:55] Like, I felt so bad.
[00:52:56] Sketch didn't know that they were doing it.
[00:52:58] they were doing that too. So he was already at a disadvantage because he didn't even know that
[00:53:03] was allowed. I thought that was allowed.
[00:53:19] See, all these people realized what they were doing and they were trying to sabotage them from cheating.
[00:53:25] So they were trying to scream over my mic, yeah.
[00:53:55] They were at the same time.
[00:53:57] We got the cameras here.
[00:53:58] Her hand came off first.
[00:54:00] His hand came off five frames later,
[00:54:02] which was closer to 10 minutes.
[00:54:04] Reboot!
[00:54:05] Five frames!
[00:54:07] Five frames!
[00:54:08] Reboot!
[00:54:09] Cheating clues!
[00:54:10] I would like to say that I'm disappointed.
[00:54:12] I think I have brain damage.
[00:54:13] How was I so bad?
[00:54:14] You should have made a friend.
[00:54:15] Well, I tried.
[00:54:16] I didn't know I could cheat.
[00:54:17] I love cheating.
[00:54:18] You three have been eliminated.
[00:54:20] I'm actually going to fly.
[00:54:23] Take it off!
[00:54:24] French streamer Reboot won, and he's about to give one of you this Lambo.
[00:54:28] Right on the charts, guys.
[00:54:33] Mr. Zou, M.F.Z.
[00:54:35] He's gonna love him.
[00:54:39] You just won a random Lamborghini.
[00:54:41] That's great. That's great. That's great.
[00:54:43] And even though I just gave away a Lamborghini, one of these streamers will be winning one of million dollars
[00:54:49] It's not a fly me!
[00:54:50] To give away on their live stream to viewers like you.
[00:54:54] And if you aren't already subscribed,
[00:54:56] we're super close to hitting half a billion subscribers.
[00:55:00] Half a billion, that's crazy!
[00:55:02] But I didn't fight for them today.
[00:55:04] Jimmy said the next game is gonna be brutal.
[00:55:06] All right, it's time for the next challenge.
[00:55:08] Change the floor.
[00:55:11] You'll decide if you wanna play a video game
[00:55:14] or a sports game.
[00:55:15] You already know what happens.
[00:55:16] Each side will move on.
[00:55:17] Obvious in the sport.
[00:55:19] We'll be eliminated.
[00:55:21] Ruby, if you step in this video game, all right, it's live.
[00:55:24] I'm not going there.
[00:55:25] OK, sports, you four are believing in your athletic ability.
[00:55:28] I'm just not a gamer.
[00:55:29] But a lot of gamers over here.
[00:55:31] You guys don't want to try the sports?
[00:55:32] I know my strengths, and it's not that.
[00:55:34] I think I'm a top 10 gamer in this room.
[00:55:36] Placing.
[00:55:37] I really do.
[00:55:38] Placing.
[00:55:38] I'm great at both, so I'm actually
[00:55:40] choosing who I want to eliminate less.
[00:55:42] Newer gaming.
[00:55:43] Newer gaming.
[00:55:44] Can you change your last?
[00:55:45] Okay, we're gonna kick things off by playing the sports game first. Oh, you ready?
[00:55:53] Be all the sport they're playing
[00:56:00] One of the greatest soccer players in the world
[00:56:07] They may keep the goalie
[00:56:15] Yeah, one would just randomly walk out of the queue.
[00:56:22] He was like, try to look at the stalker multiple times.
[00:56:35] Hey, we have our first up to 10 eliminations.
[00:56:38] What is wrong with you?
[00:56:40] I got excited.
[00:56:41] I wanted to say hi to Speedy's, my favorite streamer.
[00:56:44] That is a crazy way to get on.
[00:56:46] Is there anyone who wants to shoot first?
[00:56:48] I'm going. I'm going. I'm going.
[00:56:49] You know I'm gonna save it, right?
[00:56:50] No, I don't think so.
[00:56:51] You don't think so? You want to bet?
[00:56:52] Maybe, maybe, maybe.
[00:56:59] Oh!
[00:57:00] He did it.
[00:57:01] That was impressive.
[00:57:03] Man, that's how you do it!
[00:57:05] Yo, silly.
[00:57:06] Who wants to go second?
[00:57:07] You want a shoot?
[00:57:08] I got you nervous, man.
[00:57:09] Yo, man.
[00:57:10] I'm not tracing it.
[00:57:11] I will score.
[00:57:12] I'm stopping this goal, baby.
[00:57:13] You're missing, bro.
[00:57:14] You're out of the video, bro.
[00:57:16] Dude, during this, no one wanted to go.
[00:57:18] They had to start drawing names from a fishbowl
[00:57:21] because no one wanted to go.
[00:57:23] Pull it out of the sock.
[00:57:24] He loves sock.
[00:57:25] Bye-bye!
[00:57:26] They were forcing people because they were really scared.
[00:57:28] Thank you for the invitation.
[00:57:29] It was crazy.
[00:57:30] No problem.
[00:57:31] Thank you.
[00:57:32] Hands
[00:57:38] They see us
[00:57:44] This is a joke since no one wants to go I'm gonna draw the name out the person who's
[00:57:50] Andrea Botez
[00:57:57] Take care you're going down
[00:57:59] I'm so scared of speed man, I'm so scared of speed.
[00:58:09] I would have fumbled this so bad.
[00:58:12] Snake got cursed.
[00:58:15] Let's go man!
[00:58:17] Oh
[00:58:26] He was stopping like all of them
[00:58:37] Are you right foot or left foot it either go side or right here the statue did this was crazy
[00:58:47] What the fuck? He was on the whole side of that.
[00:58:50] She got him off the ball, sir.
[00:58:51] She's been crazy.
[00:58:53] Thank you.
[00:58:54] We only need one more elimination, Nick A-30,
[00:58:58] who's one of the most popular Fortnite streamers
[00:59:01] in the world.
[00:59:02] OK. OK.
[00:59:03] Why did you not choose video games?
[00:59:05] I thought it was going to be like a push-up contest
[00:59:06] or something, so.
[00:59:07] And it's a sport.
[00:59:08] I was ready to be athletic, you know?
[00:59:10] OK.
[00:59:11] Not a soccer, though, or football.
[00:59:13] If he misses, that's it.
[00:59:14] They all move on.
[00:59:17] Oh
[00:59:34] This could be the last elimination
[00:59:47] He's so fast.
[00:59:50] Are you sad or happy?
[00:59:52] No, I'm sorry, bro.
[00:59:54] At least it went in the goal.
[00:59:56] He didn't, in the goalie box.
[00:59:58] He didn't, you know, take it his way outside of it.
[01:00:01] It was a straight kick.
[01:00:03] Take care, Ray.
[01:00:04] Congratulations!
[01:00:05] U-10 are moving on!
[01:00:07] It's time to eliminate 60% of these people.
[01:00:11] What video game do you think we're about to play?
[01:00:13] Oh, my God.
[01:00:14] The Pac-Man.
[01:00:16] Did any of you say, Fortnite?
[01:00:19] No way.
[01:00:20] No, actually, what?
[01:00:22] They're playing Fortnite.
[01:00:23] Oh, it's a Fortnite rally.
[01:00:25] You think I can do it?
[01:00:25] We're going to be doing a battle royale.
[01:00:28] Bring in all the knights.
[01:00:29] Fortnite.
[01:00:32] It's time for the video game challenge.
[01:00:37] We chose this game because Fortnite
[01:00:39] made streaming what it is today.
[01:00:40] What the fuck was that?
[01:00:43] What can't be done?
[01:00:44] I look so nervous.
[01:00:49] Here we go.
[01:00:55] With facecans.
[01:01:12] Awwww.
[01:01:14] I feel so safe up here problem.
[01:01:16] Woohoo.
[01:01:17] Bro, we're making it out.
[01:01:19] Dude, this shit was so annoying.
[01:01:21] Another group was formed.
[01:01:22] Is that you and from me?
[01:01:23] Oh yeah.
[01:01:24] I'm scared.
[01:01:25] Five, four, five, four, five, four, five.
[01:01:27] Well, some players had a different strategy.
[01:01:29] I'm gonna hide the whole game.
[01:01:31] I'm scared.
[01:01:32] I did the same thing I did.
[01:01:34] You guys are just a set in the plane, right?
[01:01:36] I go fight them, man-to-man, mano-to-man.
[01:01:38] I was actually, I was talking to my friends.
[01:01:40] I was like, guys, I think we should team up.
[01:01:42] team up and they're like, no I think teaming up is a bad idea, I think it's better to everyone
[01:01:47] just rat and then all the people who were in teams just ended up who we all think it is.
[01:01:53] This might be the quietest of all games because everyone is dead focused on the game.
[01:01:56] I am shocked, I thought for sure people would be out by now.
[01:01:59] I think as the zones get smaller and smaller it's going to get intense quick because
[01:02:03] in Fortnite if you get caught in the shrinking storm you'll take damage which could eliminate
[01:02:07] you causing players to make rookie mistakes.
[01:02:12] I died from falling off the cliff!
[01:02:15] Nooooooo!
[01:02:17] Nooooooooo!
[01:02:19] That only got up first!
[01:02:21] Because the storm is closing in, players started running into each other.
[01:02:30] Fuck you!
[01:02:32] Oh my god!
[01:02:36] Oh get to his bed!
[01:02:38] Get to his bed!
[01:02:40] I three eliminations down get drunk all at the same time the circle continues to get smaller leaving only nine
[01:02:46] Elimination there are three
[01:02:48] Where's the people with fucking airplanes?
[01:02:50] Others are not so lucky
[01:02:52] And they never run out of fuel by the way
[01:02:58] I killed Sina, I'm sorry Sina
[01:03:00] I'm all in the ages of man it's getting crazy
[01:03:02] While the most feared players are
[01:03:04] Flying in a plane
[01:03:06] I don't know what's worse
[01:03:08] Difficult not only for the less experienced players, but it causes even the best players to make mistakes
[01:03:14] Yeah, I was I was five away from making you know
[01:03:17] But you know what that means is um, I was top 25, which is top 50 percent Zock FBS. Thank you for the sub. Thank you
[01:03:29] Oh
[01:03:38] The Fortnite guy got eliminated playing Fortnite.
[01:03:48] Yo!
[01:03:49] There's no way we lose in Fortnite!
[01:03:51] Yo!
[01:03:52] You two are Fortnite pro players!
[01:03:54] Dude!
[01:03:55] I can't believe I lost a Fortnite!
[01:03:57] That's gonna haunt me forever!
[01:03:59] I'm still 1-10, how sad are you?
[01:04:01] 9?
[01:04:02] Yeah.
[01:04:03] Wow.
[01:04:04] Since this is the furthest I made it, everything is fine.
[01:04:07] it everything after this I don't know what happens at all I was not bored but I
[01:04:34] I was so okay, so let me explain at this point in the video. We had been in the cube already for I
[01:04:43] Want to say like 11 hours or something and they okay by the way they take the cube thing
[01:04:49] Extremely seriously like you are not leaving the cube for anything
[01:04:53] Even if they're not filming if you need to use the bathroom they literally wheel in a porta potty and then wheel it out
[01:04:59] I'm not even joking bro
[01:05:01] We were we were using porta-potties inside the cube because they did not want to leave the cube at all
[01:05:07] But I mean I was like wow, they're so dedicated. They're so serious about it. It was very intense
[01:05:12] I will get to a head attack
[01:05:15] Intense I'm here
[01:05:19] Like I mean, you know how people are about these kinds of videos if I feel like if they didn't do that then people would be like
[01:05:25] Oh, it's fake
[01:05:26] Someone said that they left, they actually left the million dollar cube to go to the bathroom or whatever.
[01:05:33] So yeah, we were not allowed to leave at all.
[01:05:35] Even if you left off camera, you were basically eliminating yourself.
[01:05:44] You guys ready for the next game?
[01:05:45] Yeah!
[01:05:46] Okay.
[01:05:48] I need the 20 of you to split up into teams of four, two of which will be eliminated.
[01:05:53] Okay.
[01:05:54] Okay.
[01:05:54] Is Mario the only girl left?
[01:05:56] I don't know, I was like, oh my god, what the entire team is going to be.
[01:06:01] At the end.
[01:06:02] You don't know what skills we need.
[01:06:03] I don't know any other players.
[01:06:04] I know somebody that's great.
[01:06:05] I'm dynamic.
[01:06:06] We got to get our squad and split them.
[01:06:07] We need one of her team to go to your team because we are five.
[01:06:10] Team Sub-State, speakers and everyone.
[01:06:12] Nice to go.
[01:06:13] Your ship's going to plummet up.
[01:06:14] Yeah, I'm sorry.
[01:06:15] The gamer team?
[01:06:16] The all-arounders, baby.
[01:06:17] Now that all five teams have been selected, this is my favorite game of the video.
[01:06:22] Change the floor.
[01:06:24] What is this?
[01:06:27] Oh yeah, also all of the staff, almost every single staff except there was like one lady
[01:06:36] who would take if we needed like tea or coffee or anything.
[01:06:40] Besides her, they all wore full black suits with hoods and black masks, literally like
[01:06:47] Good games.
[01:06:48] Wait, what?
[01:06:49] You guys will be going first.
[01:06:50] Go up the shades.
[01:06:51] In this next game, these shades will appear randomly on the floor, and you now have 10
[01:06:54] seconds to remember where they are.
[01:06:57] What the fuck?
[01:06:58] Kill them.
[01:06:59] And stop as far as we're going.
[01:07:00] Okay.
[01:07:01] All right, they're gone.
[01:07:02] Spin the wheel.
[01:07:03] All right, let's see what happens.
[01:07:04] Their state is...
[01:07:05] Squared!
[01:07:06] Go!
[01:07:07] Go!
[01:07:08] Go!
[01:07:09] So because they got squared, they now have to go where they think this
[01:07:10] thing is.
[01:07:11] is
[01:07:13] So because they got swear they now have to go where they think this square was and fit inside as the team
[01:07:19] What do you think?
[01:07:29] So
[01:07:31] One streamer in the square they get
[01:07:38] With the least amount of coins are eliminated
[01:07:41] Are you four ready?
[01:07:42] Yes.
[01:07:42] Rebuild the power.
[01:07:44] This is great.
[01:07:45] The damn look.
[01:07:46] Can they beat it?
[01:07:46] That's hard.
[01:07:47] We just gotta get it pulled up together.
[01:07:48] We gotta be like, well, remember your shape, bro.
[01:07:50] And just remember that spot.
[01:07:52] Please, hold on.
[01:07:55] Start.
[01:07:55] Go.
[01:07:56] Start, start.
[01:07:56] All right, I think I just start.
[01:07:58] I'm not going to lie.
[01:07:58] This is the hardest shape.
[01:07:59] This center right here.
[01:08:00] This center.
[01:08:01] This center.
[01:08:01] This center right here.
[01:08:02] No way.
[01:08:03] Ooh.
[01:08:04] I don't think that's it.
[01:08:05] Wait.
[01:08:05] You think we should scoot over?
[01:08:06] I don't think that's it, guys.
[01:08:07] I don't think I did it.
[01:08:09] Well, that's the hardest shape, bro.
[01:08:10] Tell me when you're ready
[01:08:28] I mean good, I think
[01:08:30] That was perfect formation though. You can't get that wrong. Yeah, that was perfect
[01:08:35] Shut your mouth. But Jason two teens are going home
[01:08:38] It's okay. Let's just let's just hope for the best
[01:08:48] Is it difficult to remember the location of these shapes
[01:09:08] This way
[01:09:23] Two points
[01:09:26] Play title was right you try to help them score more than two you are guaranteed
[01:09:38] I
[01:09:47] If you're not in it's time to show you want me to reveal it
[01:09:57] Well, yeah, they got to they got to
[01:10:02] In the middle
[01:10:08] I
[01:10:38] Oh God, I'm nervous for them.
[01:10:52] Oh, at least two points.
[01:10:56] Nice, at least two points.
[01:11:00] I think I only had one point from the first one though. Oh no, it was my team.
[01:11:08] Damn!
[01:11:30] The game continues
[01:11:33] This is a fun game. I wish I played this
[01:11:39] A few hundred cases with all the energy of the elements that I'm really just saying
[01:11:53] Amazing
[01:11:55] The team going home. They're safe for sure
[01:12:00] I am in the middle, I am in the middle, I am in the middle!
[01:12:07] Alright, let's see if they're in.
[01:12:11] I got a score of 0 points!
[01:12:18] No you guys, I got two little Mickey Mouse ones right in front of you!
[01:12:22] I got a square and a circle over here!
[01:12:24] What is this?
[01:12:25] All you have to do now is score one point.
[01:12:27] one point. Reveal the shears.
[01:12:29] She's white though.
[01:12:31] Circle, circle, circle, circle.
[01:12:33] In the circle, in the circle, in the circle, in the circle.
[01:12:35] Divide it up, in the circle.
[01:12:37] Get it, get it, get it, get it.
[01:12:39] Yeah, they just get both.
[01:12:41] Two points.
[01:12:43] They're probably okay.
[01:12:45] There's only one team that still has to go.
[01:12:49] They just have to score one point.
[01:12:51] If they get zero then Tyler's team could still be safe.
[01:12:54] The kind.
[01:12:55] Count to three for me, bud.
[01:12:56] He'll be down.
[01:12:57] Star, star, star, star.
[01:12:58] Go, go, go, go, go!
[01:13:02] What is this?
[01:13:03] Get down from there, spin!
[01:13:04] Yeah!
[01:13:05] Whee!
[01:13:07] Star, star, star.
[01:13:08] There's no way Jason got it.
[01:13:10] Hey, hey, right there!
[01:13:11] Right, stop, get in!
[01:13:12] You're good.
[01:13:13] They're helping.
[01:13:14] You're dead in the middle.
[01:13:14] What is this?
[01:13:15] What is this?
[01:13:16] You're gonna just rage?
[01:13:17] I'm tired.
[01:13:18] I'm tired.
[01:13:19] What's on you?
[01:13:19] I'm tired.
[01:13:20] I'm tired.
[01:13:21] I'm tired.
[01:13:22] I haven't even revealed it.
[01:13:23] Okay, the lead, rookie on it!
[01:13:25] Oh, somehow, somehow, somehow!
[01:13:30] Ooh!
[01:13:31] At least one.
[01:13:32] For Lee.
[01:13:33] This is the out of the store.
[01:13:34] Two of your in and none of Tyler's team was in.
[01:13:37] You win and they're gone.
[01:13:39] Rip Tyler!
[01:13:40] Ah!
[01:13:41] Ah!
[01:13:42] Ah!
[01:13:43] No more for me!
[01:13:44] Ah!
[01:13:45] Ah!
[01:13:46] Ah!
[01:13:47] Ah!
[01:13:47] Yes!
[01:13:48] Yes!
[01:13:49] Yes!
[01:13:50] Oh!
[01:13:51] Oh!
[01:13:52] Losers, please support
[01:14:06] Celebrate we're gonna have a slumber birdie
[01:14:14] I told you they were very serious about the Q I was trolling all my teammates
[01:14:22] I need a couple of tick-tock scrubs before bed and it's kind of AC down a little bit too. I try to get cozy
[01:14:29] That's where Rekai attempted Rekai don't do it yo you came this far. Don't do it. Don't do it
[01:14:35] Oh, you think that's funny?
[01:14:37] You're like we wrote a clip bro and Rekai's sister
[01:14:39] is cool without though
[01:14:41] So what's left the pants are gone. Let's see up to the ends. Good morning everybody
[01:14:46] Let's go!
[01:14:48] You guys want to get more people out or just hang out?
[01:14:50] Hang out.
[01:14:51] Hang out? Okay, that's fine.
[01:14:52] We can just play.
[01:14:55] Jimmy!
[01:14:58] Oh, what do you guys like?
[01:14:59] Screamers? You have lives?
[01:15:00] You have to get back to your house?
[01:15:01] Yes.
[01:15:02] Yes, please.
[01:15:03] I need to have my phone.
[01:15:04] All right. Change the floor.
[01:15:06] What is this?
[01:15:07] The last one's for your circle.
[01:15:08] I know Lamborghini.
[01:15:09] No.
[01:15:10] Chandler, come on in.
[01:15:11] Last to touch, Chandler?
[01:15:12] Chandler, please put on this blindfold.
[01:15:14] What?
[01:15:15] Nooooooo!
[01:15:16] Madge! Bring it on out!
[01:15:21] What?
[01:15:21] Dazba!
[01:15:22] Dazba!
[01:15:23] Challenging the trolley, then...
[01:15:24] Oh!
[01:15:25] I should hit all the dudes.
[01:15:26] We have Chandler blind-holding.
[01:15:27] We have Dodgeball.
[01:15:28] You say ZIT? Oh my GOROHO?
[01:15:29] Missing piece.
[01:15:30] What?
[01:15:31] What else?
[01:15:31] What else?
[01:15:31] What the fuck, man?
[01:15:34] What's, kids?
[01:15:35] I don't want to skit!
[01:15:36] You guys are an ass-sweet-y chicken!
[01:15:37] You guys are an ass-sweet-y chicken!
[01:15:38] On your feet and cowbells around your neck!
[01:15:42] And the first four of you that Chandler hits
[01:15:44] will be eliminated.
[01:15:45] Oh my god!
[01:15:46] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[01:15:49] Yo, that game's funny.
[01:15:50] That sounds funny.
[01:15:52] We got designer shoes for each of you and our cowbell.
[01:15:54] This is a crazy game.
[01:15:55] I'm so slo-locked, bro.
[01:15:56] This is how we go all the way to Saturday.
[01:15:58] Oh my god, I'm scared.
[01:15:59] We're gonna go all like this, bro?
[01:16:01] This is a watchman to go out.
[01:16:02] Watchman to go out.
[01:16:03] This is going to be like a game of faggot.
[01:16:06] You're going to plan these to stay in the corners.
[01:16:09] I've played these games before.
[01:16:11] Chandler, are you ready?
[01:16:13] I'm ready.
[01:16:14] First four hit, he'll be eliminated.
[01:16:16] Jethar!
[01:16:17] Oh, that's smart.
[01:16:18] Jason's crawling on his knees.
[01:16:20] Oh, they're all crawling on their knees.
[01:16:25] None are even walking.
[01:16:30] Oh!
[01:16:31] Oh, he one-shot it!
[01:16:33] Yeah, it's still me!
[01:16:35] What did I get?
[01:16:37] I didn't get somebody with good aim.
[01:16:39] I feel like I'm going insane here.
[01:16:41] I always pick the boys up.
[01:16:42] This is crazy. It was so loud a second ago. No, he's doing it smart. He's just laying flat in the right next to
[01:16:56] I don't think he would ever think to throw it there. Oh
[01:17:00] I'm I'm telling each other bro. Tell me where they are
[01:17:07] Tell me where they are
[01:17:12] You're not.
[01:17:13] No one's moving.
[01:17:14] Oh.
[01:17:16] No big shot!
[01:17:18] Even Mr. Beast!
[01:17:19] As you start throwing, is anyone in this corner?
[01:17:22] Amaru Stealth.
[01:17:24] Yeah, I would be out in this for sure.
[01:17:27] Sorry, I hurt somebody.
[01:17:29] of
[01:17:40] the
[01:17:42] of
[01:17:44] the
[01:17:46] of
[01:17:49] the
[01:17:56] Oh!
[01:18:05] Oh!
[01:18:15] Oh, no!
[01:18:17] No!
[01:18:19] I'm so sorry.
[01:18:20] That's true on the poor elimination.
[01:18:22] Is there anybody laying down?
[01:18:24] Call the mouth.
[01:18:28] Oh!
[01:18:35] Ah!
[01:18:37] Oh, I couldn't tell if I hit her or not.
[01:18:39] No, that's three eliminations, Wendy.
[01:18:41] Chandler, you're a monster.
[01:18:42] Hey, y'all gonna stop running around.
[01:18:46] Yo, no, Wendy and Chris all just got a...
[01:18:48] One more!
[01:18:49] ... next person to get hit is the last one out.
[01:18:51] Chandler, it's on you.
[01:18:54] So he just needs to get on the floor and pray.
[01:19:03] Get on the floor and pray.
[01:19:05] I just hear somebody right here.
[01:19:07] Oh no.
[01:19:08] I'm going to hit you.
[01:19:10] You right here.
[01:19:12] Oh no.
[01:19:14] He's got a chase.
[01:19:19] He's on the hut.
[01:19:21] He's on the hut.
[01:19:23] Oh, this is intense.
[01:19:33] You're right there.
[01:19:34] He's dialing in.
[01:19:35] Surprise, one of the balls of straight hit the people on the floor.
[01:19:46] the floor
[01:20:46] I don't know.
[01:20:47] I'm a sweater.
[01:20:48] I'm a shirt of love.
[01:20:50] I'm a shirt of love.
[01:20:51] How we started with this whole thing, and now the few of us that are here, it feels empty.
[01:20:53] It is a way to go.
[01:20:54] I hope that.
[01:20:55] Before I play the next game, it's time to announce that Beast will just collaborate
[01:21:00] with the Super Mario Galaxy movie to release three brand new parts.
[01:21:04] I still haven't gone to see it yet.
[01:21:05] I heard it was...
[01:21:06] I heard probably the reviews saying that it's mid, but I'm so excited to watch it.
[01:21:10] It was just online.
[01:21:11] Thank you for the five months.
[01:21:12] Thank you.
[01:21:13] Thank you.
[01:21:14] I just feel very
[01:21:30] They did have a film
[01:21:34] Trying the mr. Beast Mario Galaxy stuff. I don't know what it's for I guess like some promo or something
[01:21:40] And they were like hello. Do you have any allergies and I was like no, but I'm I really don't like peanut butter
[01:21:47] Like I'll get sick and throw up and they're like
[01:21:50] They're peanut butter chocolate bars, and I was like oh
[01:21:54] But they let me eat another one
[01:22:04] No, cuz you're bad energy
[01:22:10] I mean, I don't know just
[01:22:14] Thank you
[01:22:19] Change the floor oh my god, it's my house. Gosh stand on one of these dots the order does not matter
[01:22:25] Just handle it. I'm gonna let you pick the next game cut the line
[01:22:30] Okay nervous
[01:22:33] Okay, you can open your eyes
[01:22:38] What this game is
[01:22:40] Since you all are creators yourselves,
[01:22:42] Shopify wanted to give you guys all the toys and games you need
[01:22:46] to create your own 1v1 challenges.
[01:22:48] Oh, that's fun!
[01:22:49] What, what, what?
[01:22:50] Poor people must be eliminated.
[01:22:51] Okay, okay, okay.
[01:22:52] So, which games will you choose?
[01:22:54] Basketball.
[01:22:55] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[01:22:57] Being followed are these.
[01:22:59] I don't play sports.
[01:23:00] You've got plenty of choices because Shopify
[01:23:02] hooked you guys up with tons of different items.
[01:23:04] Next form?
[01:23:05] I want to give a massive shout-out to Shopify for current-
[01:23:07] I don't want to connect forward.
[01:23:08] other businesses. A huge reason I'm even able to sell these
[01:23:11] symbols is because of Shopify. They got sorry,
[01:23:15] Twister. Twister would be cinema. They're about to land on a
[01:23:18] game and you're about to land on your dream business.
[01:23:20] Shopify has all the tools you need to turn your dream into
[01:23:23] a reality with Shopify.com. To turn that idea, you've
[01:23:26] always had it into a real business. It's time to pick
[01:23:30] a game. Gather around me. Rubius, who are you going
[01:23:32] against? He like, all right. Basketball, but all the way
[01:23:35] through. First to make. Yeah, first to me. What do
[01:23:37] What do you guys want to do?
[01:23:37] What do you want to do?
[01:23:38] Seven.
[01:23:39] Every time it's one point.
[01:23:40] Channel calls, fouls, channelers, decisions are final.
[01:23:42] She wants to do the same thing as them,
[01:23:43] because the shooter tomorrow wins.
[01:23:44] No!
[01:23:45] How do you guys think they're gonna lose?
[01:23:47] The games, they have been decided.
[01:23:49] Let's go, guys.
[01:23:51] One of them is about to be eliminated.
[01:23:53] Let's see who it is.
[01:23:56] Oh, you never start with the corner and connect four.
[01:24:00] You've never played this game?
[01:24:01] The way you win is to get four in a row.
[01:24:03] It's literally that simple.
[01:24:06] She loses this game.
[01:24:07] She's out after all this time then it all comes down to where does she slide that little blue circle?
[01:24:12] Yeah, her heart is racing. Come on, Mari.
[01:24:16] So much right now. Oh my, I wouldn't have done that.
[01:24:22] She almost had it, but he blocked it.
[01:24:31] Oh!
[01:24:33] Oh no, I think she's gonna lose.
[01:24:35] Oh, no, Mary!
[01:24:40] You did it!
[01:24:41] Oh!
[01:24:42] I didn't see it!
[01:24:44] I didn't see it!
[01:24:45] No!
[01:24:46] Oh, she was probably super tired.
[01:24:48] It was like insanely long filming days.
[01:24:51] So close.
[01:24:53] That's such a shelter.
[01:24:55] Winner, winner!
[01:24:56] You have a chance.
[01:24:58] My eye of sense.
[01:24:59] I'm sorry.
[01:25:00] You're gonna make me cry.
[01:25:01] It's okay.
[01:25:02] It's fine.
[01:25:03] It's fine.
[01:25:04] aww
[01:25:07] yeah she was probably already in the queue for like 25 plus hours
[01:25:16] she was so good
[01:25:28] first time?
[01:25:31] I'm so fucking vulnerable man
[01:25:34] Oh
[01:25:44] With rage getting closer that turned to a different strategy. Oh, you want my good luck
[01:25:55] No, do I wash this head
[01:26:04] Now he's doing it. Oh, okay. So close.
[01:26:14] Oh.
[01:26:15] Oh!
[01:26:16] Oh!
[01:26:18] Oh!
[01:26:20] Oh!
[01:26:24] Oh, the good shot!
[01:26:26] It was his blessed holy hand.
[01:26:33] Thank you Jimmy for that experience.
[01:26:36] Next up, Rubius vs. Hibai, one handed shots only.
[01:26:43] One handed only damn.
[01:26:46] It is not easy to make a basket from this far away.
[01:26:50] I definitely cannot do that.
[01:26:54] What the fuck?
[01:26:56] It's Jimmy Brown!
[01:26:58] What the fuck?
[01:27:00] J-Bird, thanks for 9 months!
[01:27:02] What the fuck?
[01:27:04] Master Beast!
[01:27:06] Master Beast!
[01:27:08] Master Beast!
[01:27:10] Oh!
[01:27:12] Wow!
[01:27:14] The rookie is fucking cool!
[01:27:16] To the Spanish community watching.
[01:27:18] Leave a like on this video and write in the comments
[01:27:20] if Spanish-speaking community is the best.
[01:27:22] Bye, guys.
[01:27:23] To Jayson, too.
[01:27:23] Bye.
[01:27:24] Bye, bye, Ibar.
[01:27:26] It is time for the most intense game.
[01:27:28] This is an even matchup, I feel like.
[01:27:29] Do you think you're going to squash him?
[01:27:31] Yes, honestly.
[01:27:32] One on one basketball.
[01:27:34] First to score seven points, wins,
[01:27:36] and moves on to the top.
[01:27:38] Come on, Jayson.
[01:27:41] I'm rooting for Jayson.
[01:27:44] Yo, he pushed it.
[01:27:46] He's not pushing. He's nearly.
[01:27:49] Is that allowed?
[01:27:52] Oh my god.
[01:27:54] Wow.
[01:27:56] Okay, okay, okay, okay.
[01:27:59] Come on, Jason!
[01:28:01] Pause it, 2-1, 2-1!
[01:28:05] Jason, grab him!
[01:28:10] Oh, oh, wait.
[01:28:12] Oh! I mean, the rules didn't say there was not a balance.
[01:28:15] Is Jason better or worse than he thought?
[01:28:16] We'll start though.
[01:28:17] It really is your time, Jason.
[01:28:19] He's gotta start scoring.
[01:28:22] Oh!
[01:28:23] Yeah!
[01:28:24] 4-2!
[01:28:25] Rekai is struggling.
[01:28:27] Rekai was doing everything he could to stop Jason from scoring.
[01:28:30] Oh my god!
[01:28:32] He's so aggressive!
[01:28:35] He's so damn...
[01:28:37] Rekai has a chance.
[01:28:38] Let's go, Jason!
[01:28:39] Oh my god.
[01:28:46] Oh, they both wanted to win so badly that they were literally wrestling on the floor.
[01:28:57] Three if you're high scores one more point we'll move on and Jason will be eliminated
[01:29:07] Jason
[01:29:09] I
[01:29:25] Don't say how that almost goes easy
[01:29:28] I don't even know what that means and now it is time
[01:29:33] That we're not playing right now, we're actually playing it 24 hours after this video goes out
[01:29:38] Yeah, I agree with you.
[01:29:39] And a live stream on the Mr. Beast channel.
[01:29:41] What?
[01:29:42] This is 50 of the biggest streamers in the world.
[01:29:44] Oh, my god.
[01:29:44] So why don't we not live stream the final game?
[01:29:47] And on that live stream, you guys in the chat
[01:29:50] will decide what they play, the advantages,
[01:29:52] and have a huge impact on who wins the $90 for their bet.
[01:29:55] I think it'd be a bigger show.
[01:29:56] All right.
[01:29:57] And during this live stream, a random viewer in chat
[01:29:59] will win $1,000 every single minute.
[01:30:02] Sunday at noon, Easter time.
[01:30:04] I will see you there.
[01:30:05] $1,000 every minute?
[01:30:07] I'm not going to be awake for that you can literally buy a house just by watching thanks for 27 27 months
[01:30:21] Yeah, guys, I'm sorry everyone. I didn't make it to the top four
[01:30:25] There's no I'm not gonna be on the mr. Beast Easter Sunday stream. I apologize. I got eliminated in fortnight
[01:30:35] Oh, sorry. Oh, it's 11 central time. Oh, well, I might be awake for that then actually. I might be awake for that
[01:30:43] Yeah
[01:30:45] Sorry guys
[01:30:47] I'm so sorry
[01:30:50] My bad, bro
[01:30:52] All right, is there a new tip-to-tip or shall we watch mr. Daily? Yo Dave, thank you for the five gift it
[01:31:00] Thank you. Thank you Dave
[01:31:03] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. There is a new tip-to-tip
[01:31:05] All right.
[01:31:07] We shall catch up on that then.
[01:31:09] We joined a Chinese buy- oh, I got a fruit spoiler.
[01:31:13] Check out, give us all one million dollars.
[01:31:15] Bag of Lays, thanks for the five months.
[01:31:17] One million dollars to each of you as an apology or what?
[01:31:24] Yeah, I'm sorry, guys.
[01:31:27] I'm sorry.
[01:31:30] So sorry.
[01:31:31] Yeah, not bad.
[01:31:34] Michael's
[01:31:37] Michael's sick Michael's fucking sick
[01:31:41] Michael's a cold oh
[01:31:46] My god, dude, this trip is fucking them up. I think you pick your favor. I grab a few
[01:31:53] Freaking day 13 says you
[01:31:58] Yeah, I'm not feeling great, but I'm not having to ride a motorcycle outside
[01:32:04] Thousands of kilometers in China, so you know, I think I'm all right
[01:32:09] Let's crash
[01:32:11] I don't even really feel that bad man. That's good to hear
[01:32:15] It's a little cold. Yeah, this shit ain't nothing to me man
[01:32:19] Michael sickies
[01:32:21] I'm sickies, but I think we've just become so powerful over these I don't know enter the amount of days or whatever
[01:32:28] That my body's resisting like this like a terrible illness, but treating it as if it was nothing
[01:32:34] Yeah, yeah, my body's trying to deal with train smoking ciggies with those government guys.
[01:32:40] Alright, belly full of bread, fresh gear, sun's out.
[01:32:46] I think it's a crush as far as your body's willing to go.
[01:32:50] Yeah, no, and it will last.
[01:32:53] Your body is durable.
[01:32:55] Yeah, my body will not give out.
[01:32:57] Yeah, I feel a lot better than when we were at food poisoning.
[01:33:01] That's good. That's good. Yeah, the food poisoning is rough.
[01:33:03] What the fuck?
[01:33:04] All right, so for 900...
[01:33:06] That was driving the wrong way!
[01:33:07] ...that's what we wanted to try to do today.
[01:33:09] 300.
[01:33:11] 400.
[01:33:12] 500 kilometers!
[01:33:14] I think I appreciate the goal.
[01:33:16] We don't know what is coming at us in the future days,
[01:33:20] even though we have a good amount of time that we can do it in.
[01:33:23] Doesn't mean we should back off on the gas.
[01:33:26] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:33:28] How do you feel?
[01:33:29] I feel good.
[01:33:30] I feel good.
[01:33:30] Oh, what place is it again, fortnight?
[01:33:32] You know, this trip is longer than last year's.
[01:33:35] Last year's day 13, we were in Wakanai.
[01:33:41] You know, we were 10 to pass.
[01:33:42] I got like 15th or something.
[01:33:45] Yeah, so he's like, like, I think my body's
[01:33:50] ready to be done because the trip wears on you, you know?
[01:33:53] Oh, 15 and 22.
[01:33:53] Yeah, that's for sure.
[01:33:54] Yeah, 15 and 22.
[01:33:55] There's little things, hotel rooms with hard beds,
[01:33:58] or no bath towels, rainy days, foods that my stomach doesn't like.
[01:34:06] It does something to a man.
[01:34:08] Missing eating your barebells protein bar every morning.
[01:34:10] Yeah, yeah, that, you know, that's it.
[01:34:14] Routine helps.
[01:34:15] And it's hard to have a routine while traveling.
[01:34:17] You know what I'm really excited to do is see how badly we fucked up in our interactions.
[01:34:21] All around the world.
[01:34:23] They had some really good interactions though.
[01:34:25] I'm not going to crack when we get back.
[01:34:27] We didn't spoil the bit full disclosure for like a couple episodes
[01:34:32] We got spoiled because one of the kids from kid day
[01:34:36] sent me a clip on like some Chinese social media app of
[01:34:41] Us crashing a funeral
[01:34:46] Oh shit, so they know that when they put when they met um, and they met that the one guy that was super nice
[01:34:52] Was it it was his name?
[01:34:54] Was it Len? Oh
[01:34:56] Oh, yeah, yeah Lee when they met Lee they thought that it was like a festival or something. It was a it was his grandmother's funeral
[01:35:05] Yo, you and G. Thank you for the pro the two years prime. Thank you crazy crash of funeral that grandma was definitely dead
[01:35:11] I message you lead to apologize
[01:35:14] And all here applied was I handled it well
[01:35:20] Like you're right you fucking did handle it well
[01:35:22] The first few foreigners ever come to your town and they show up to a funeral filming saying where's the food for food?
[01:35:30] Imagine that is
[01:35:34] Imagine your grandmother's funeral your whole family's there and then two two foreigners in the middle
[01:35:41] No, we're pull up on motorcycles. Hey, where can we eat? Where's the food at?
[01:35:46] Little bit embarrassing
[01:35:48] Cameras too?
[01:35:49] Yeah, that's right.
[01:35:50] It's so funny.
[01:35:51] Chinese is still horrendous and hasn't gotten that much better.
[01:35:55] I'm trying to watch Chinese TV to improve.
[01:35:57] And they did see some.
[01:35:58] Isn't that so nice?
[01:36:00] Highway.
[01:36:01] So no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[01:36:02] Gens?
[01:36:03] Fire.
[01:36:03] Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire.
[01:36:05] My name is Beef Burger.
[01:36:07] And my friend is Pussy Burger.
[01:36:09] And the chewing down fucking angles
[01:36:10] got robbed by the Golden Tigers.
[01:36:12] Woo!
[01:36:13] Thanks for the bread.
[01:36:15] My boy.
[01:36:16] He's crazy.
[01:36:17] Right?
[01:36:18] We'll bounce back boys. Come on, Jiao. Keep it up, man.
[01:36:21] You got another 20 years left in the league.
[01:36:24] At least. At least, bro.
[01:36:26] That's it.
[01:36:28] Hurry, hurry.
[01:36:30] Ah, three.
[01:36:34] Try it, try it.
[01:36:36] I want to try it.
[01:36:38] Okay, hop on.
[01:36:42] Wow, I can't do it.
[01:36:44] I can't push it.
[01:36:46] Very good.
[01:36:48] I wish her... more...
[01:36:51] Moggish.
[01:36:56] Oh, hell yeah.
[01:36:57] Hey!
[01:36:58] Hey, pie.
[01:36:59] Yeah, yes!
[01:37:00] Thanks for six months.
[01:37:01] He just wants to hop on and feel it.
[01:37:03] Alright, we go look.
[01:37:04] Let's look at some shit.
[01:37:05] Okay.
[01:37:06] Alright, so we're driving down the 207.
[01:37:07] A worker was miring our motorcycles.
[01:37:09] We had him sitting them.
[01:37:10] Just to feel it.
[01:37:11] He said mine's a little too tall for him.
[01:37:13] I get it.
[01:37:14] It's a little too tall for me at times.
[01:37:16] But check out the fucking view, bro.
[01:37:20] Whoa!
[01:37:21] Look at that.
[01:37:22] All those white trees are beautiful.
[01:37:23] We just saw this on the side of the road,
[01:37:25] and a bunch of cars were pulled over.
[01:37:27] All the flowering trees.
[01:37:28] So we figured, we're gonna be in trouble.
[01:37:31] I love flowering trees.
[01:37:32] Not that many times in our life,
[01:37:33] we should probably pull over.
[01:37:35] Yeah, look at that shit there.
[01:37:36] Wow!
[01:37:38] Cherry blossoms, right?
[01:37:40] See?
[01:37:41] It's not telling me, like, plum or...
[01:37:43] It could be plum blossoms,
[01:37:44] But they look a little more pink. I don't know.
[01:37:46] It's still beautiful.
[01:37:48] Get a nice little detail shot for you here, Cam.
[01:37:51] The ISO brochill!
[01:37:53] That shoot's pretty.
[01:37:55] Beautiful, isn't it?
[01:37:57] Yeah, you are.
[01:38:04] Okay, Michael.
[01:38:06] Yeah.
[01:38:07] We got maybe four days left in China?
[01:38:11] Only four days left?
[01:38:12] You actually want to do before we end the trip
[01:38:14] I only get smashed by 18 people before I end the trip
[01:38:17] Dude, that sucks cause that's literally the opposite of mine
[01:38:23] I want to crack open a Jade Rock
[01:38:25] Yeah, we gotta find a place man
[01:38:27] I mean, so maybe it'll be in Beijing after
[01:38:29] Cause we were talking about this, yeah the Jade Rock thing
[01:38:31] I haven't seen a fucking thing for, we've seen like the Jade Forest
[01:38:34] But it's like national monuments and shit
[01:38:36] Yeah but like, I want like a Jade Rock salesman like wrapped in red paper
[01:38:40] Yeah, I want to crack it and then be like
[01:38:43] It's like the chain cracker. Yeah, it's like rash dude. Yeah, I think it's my goal
[01:38:47] I'm gonna be so cool. I want to see at least three new biomes
[01:38:50] I think I've seen it in within China
[01:38:52] I feel like I've seen every biome except for a few and I think I could get that minecraft achievement
[01:38:56] I see it's like three more. Okay, hot horse unlocked
[01:38:58] I think we're gonna get there bro because I was messaging the guy who took the pictures of us
[01:39:03] Yeah, he's like where you going? I was like Mongolia. He's like watch out for the Mongolian plateau
[01:39:08] And I was like, I don't know if we're going there, but that sounds kind of hype when he said the truck drivers there are scarier
[01:39:16] They couldn't be scary. That's what I I was like, brother
[01:39:19] I've dealt with scary truck drivers and he's like, you don't know
[01:39:22] Until you see the Mongolian truck driver
[01:39:27] Yeah, he does drive fear like Yasuo
[01:39:29] He's a cool guy.
[01:39:31] All right, back on the road.
[01:39:35] It'll make some scary.
[01:39:37] Maniac drivers.
[01:39:40] We're in Genuine.
[01:39:43] When I first started driving in Texas, I was fucking terrified for my life every time.
[01:39:48] In Texas it isn't even that bad compared to other places.
[01:39:51] We're in Genuine. We stopped to get some food. We were on a 207 for...
[01:39:55] Food time?
[01:39:56] I'm good while I'm not 100 kilometers but close and might have lost it to a little nervous about that
[01:40:04] Don't say that, don't fucking say that
[01:40:06] Don't say it, don't fucking say it
[01:40:08] Yeah, they're talking about it
[01:40:10] But we're looking for food now
[01:40:12] I think came to the right spot
[01:40:14] This looks awesome. There's so many milk tea spots
[01:40:16] This is what I imagine all of China was like just for one long strip
[01:40:19] Yeah, do you want to go food right there?
[01:40:21] Thanks for a lot of months
[01:40:23] Let's get some food
[01:40:25] La boo boo
[01:40:28] Oh, it's a kids store. Okay, let's go
[01:40:31] It was in an accent how I just had a la boo boo
[01:40:36] What is that face hold up? I want to grab a picture of the Great Wall. I actually
[01:40:43] Real final
[01:40:48] Great wall of China. I don't think we've seen it
[01:40:51] I want to just have a picture so I can go to someone that says I'm out.
[01:40:56] Why not? I mean it's fine, but why?
[01:40:59] Snaps. You said noodle spot?
[01:41:01] It looks pretty good.
[01:41:02] We've had it for like a year?
[01:41:03] I don't think I've seen that shit.
[01:41:05] Hey the tween jess, show them.
[01:41:07] Hey the tween jess.
[01:41:08] Oh noodles!
[01:41:09] Oh they're so good.
[01:41:10] They're all of it.
[01:41:11] They're good, good.
[01:41:12] Wow.
[01:41:13] They're how special?
[01:41:14] The pictures are easy.
[01:41:15] Get the spicy one.
[01:41:16] I'm gonna do the curry rice thing.
[01:41:18] Oh that curry rice looks good too.
[01:41:20] I heard about this. It's like fried tomato and egg.
[01:41:22] Oh, that's pretty good.
[01:41:24] I think I might get it.
[01:41:25] Yeah, I'm not.
[01:41:26] This is too good.
[01:41:28] Whoa.
[01:41:29] What's okay, actually?
[01:41:31] Four of them together.
[01:41:32] That's pretty awesome.
[01:41:33] That's pretty good.
[01:41:34] That's pretty awesome.
[01:41:35] Oh, soup.
[01:41:36] All right, let's eat that.
[01:41:37] Egg drop soup.
[01:41:38] Random food place fried egg rice tomato dish.
[01:41:45] Very nice.
[01:41:46] Wow.
[01:41:47] Seven seven.
[01:41:48] Seven seven. No, damn that was
[01:41:51] Not bad. It was like good. It was like a hearty ditch
[01:41:54] But the last couple they rated them like really high eight or even in the nine. Yeah, I liked it more than I thought I would
[01:42:01] Know I think I think it just comes down to our difference in rice
[01:42:04] I think it was awesome because they gave us like half a bowl like a half a giant plate of rice
[01:42:09] Yeah, if you just like what's your what would you rate a plate of rice?
[01:42:13] The rice on his own can't be rated. It's like, you know, you can't rate air
[01:42:16] I like I would arrange a plate of rice
[01:42:21] There's bad words I could go seven seven that's what I mean
[01:42:26] I hate mushy rice shit. What the hell is the tallest thing he's got ever met need a mix of
[01:42:35] Don't show
[01:42:37] Young boy, you know sir
[01:42:39] Suica
[01:42:40] You play basketball
[01:42:42] You good you both
[01:42:44] What about you?
[01:42:46] Your...
[01:42:47] What about her?
[01:42:48] I like to speak Chinese.
[01:42:50] CBL.
[01:42:51] Oh shit.
[01:42:52] Happy Easter.
[01:42:53] Your CBA team.
[01:42:54] I like...
[01:42:55] It's not after midnight for me yet.
[01:42:56] Qingdao.
[01:42:57] Qingdao.
[01:42:58] Qingdao.
[01:42:59] I really like CBA team.
[01:43:01] What about you?
[01:43:02] Shanxi.
[01:43:03] Shanxi.
[01:43:04] Shanxi.
[01:43:05] Shanxi.
[01:43:06] Qingdao better.
[01:43:07] Fuck Shanxi, bro.
[01:43:09] Fuck Shanxi.
[01:43:10] Do you watch MBE?
[01:43:12] Yes.
[01:43:13] Yes, yes, I like uh
[01:43:18] You don't play basketball, okay, okay League of Legends
[01:43:25] How did he Yoshi?
[01:43:33] CSR well, yeah, yeah, he sees to he plays CSR CSR CSR
[01:43:39] All right, we go bye. Bye. Bye. Nice to meet you
[01:43:43] That's a nice gentleman. That's some nice gentleman who are going straight to the CBA.
[01:43:47] They're going straight to the A. I can feel it.
[01:43:49] And fuck his basketball team, bro.
[01:43:51] Ching Dao mogs his bitch basketball team.
[01:43:54] I'm glad we just discovered the name of like two.
[01:43:59] Like popular basketball teams, yeah.
[01:44:01] Like literally last night. The chances of it are pretty great.
[01:44:04] All right.
[01:44:07] Wait up there.
[01:44:10] That's really there.
[01:44:13] We're not close.
[01:44:14] We're not one and half of.
[01:44:17] Ah.
[01:44:18] Ah.
[01:44:19] That's not wrong.
[01:44:23] Eagle.
[01:44:24] Eagle.
[01:44:25] Eagle.
[01:44:26] Eagle.
[01:44:27] Eagle.
[01:44:28] Eagle.
[01:44:29] You broke it.
[01:44:30] I broke it.
[01:44:31] You broke it.
[01:44:32] You broke it.
[01:44:33] Oh, sis, sis, sis.
[01:44:35] Wow, so nice.
[01:44:36] Oh, dang, free apple.
[01:44:38] Wow, free apple.
[01:44:39] Sis, don't worry about it.
[01:44:40] Oh, so sweet.
[01:44:42] How's that?
[01:44:45] Here's yummy.
[01:44:47] How you feel?
[01:44:48] I feel good.
[01:44:49] I feel ready.
[01:44:50] I think on the world, I did just cover so many miles.
[01:44:54] Oh, I think he looks like he's not feeling good.
[01:44:56] He said he was sick in the morning.
[01:44:58] Trows me so bad.
[01:44:59] I do not believe tomorrow in the night.
[01:45:00] I saw a weather report on TV.
[01:45:03] That's Mars like fucked up like just died everywhere in China
[01:45:07] Like they had this nice it is random
[01:45:10] They had this segment. It'd be like a picture of the city
[01:45:13] And then like the two things the city are known for and then the weather
[01:45:18] And I didn't know what city we're in
[01:45:21] So I'm just looking and it's probably 30 cities go by. Yeah every single city in China's raining tomorrow. You think we're not in a city
[01:45:30] Do you think that's how it works?
[01:45:33] I guess not, right?
[01:45:34] Shout out, Apple Grandma.
[01:45:36] You should fire.
[01:45:38] W, Apple Grandma.
[01:45:39] They going?
[01:45:40] They going.
[01:45:41] They going, play, play.
[01:45:54] I ride my friend, Michael!
[01:45:57] Vegas!
[01:45:59] My god, look at your bikes.
[01:46:01] Oh, where's the cool stuff?
[01:46:03] Okay, bunch of bikers pulled over, now I'm talking to Michael.
[01:46:06] I'm leaving him alone.
[01:46:07] Need a little butcher?
[01:46:10] Xiqi.
[01:46:11] Four. Four hundred. Okay, okay.
[01:46:13] And that's a dirt bike.
[01:46:14] Where are you guys going?
[01:46:16] We're going to...
[01:46:18] Oh, oh.
[01:46:19] We're...
[01:46:21] going to...
[01:46:23] to...
[01:46:23] Bili Bili.
[01:46:24] Bili Bili?
[01:46:25] Bili Bili.
[01:46:26] Bili Bili.
[01:46:27] Bili Bili.
[01:46:28] Bili Bili.
[01:46:29] Bili Bili.
[01:46:30] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:46:31] Okay, okay, when did you start your first cigarette?
[01:46:58] Sure, sure, sure.
[01:47:00] Just you.
[01:47:02] Sure, sure, you.
[01:47:04] Sure, sure, sure.
[01:47:06] Sure, sure, sure, sure.
[01:47:08] Sure, sure, sure, sure.
[01:47:10] Sure, sure, sure.
[01:47:12] Really, just a
[01:47:14] sure, sure,
[01:47:16] sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.
[01:47:18] Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.
[01:47:20] You had his first cigarette at
[01:47:22] eleven years old. What?
[01:47:24] I'm trying to be like, you're too young to smoke.
[01:47:26] I hate that! What's the easiest start smoking?
[01:47:30] Let's go to Mongolia.
[01:47:31] I hate that.
[01:47:33] What are the odds that the rogue children follow us?
[01:47:36] Hell no.
[01:47:37] They might follow us for a bit.
[01:47:39] Hell no.
[01:47:40] They can't follow us forever.
[01:47:42] Dude, if they do, I'll let them.
[01:47:47] Yeah, you can try.
[01:47:49] Let me start at 10. Yeah, that's what I'm starting to say.
[01:47:53] You can't get in, you can't get out.
[01:47:57] Okay, bye-bye!
[01:47:59] Bye-bye!
[01:48:01] Bye-bye!
[01:48:03] See you later, road kids.
[01:48:05] Yeah, I think teenagers might just be cooler in China than America.
[01:48:09] Absolutely, even smoking since 11, bro.
[01:48:13] 11?
[01:48:15] Oh yeah, you're right, they're exactly on our ass.
[01:48:17] Oh yeah!
[01:48:19] Holy moh!
[01:48:21] They do, they are the sickest teenagers.
[01:48:24] Yeah, they're badass!
[01:48:25] Just a fucking road kid.
[01:48:27] Cigarette is out of the everything.
[01:48:29] And I'm just driving alongside Blinker on, no helmet.
[01:48:32] No helmet? I know his back tire is not balanced, it looks like it's wiggling a little bit.
[01:48:38] Damn bro, road teens are fast and shy.
[01:48:40] Cigarettes!
[01:48:41] No helmet, cigarette in mouth.
[01:48:44] I don't even know how it stays lit.
[01:48:46] That's so fucking funny.
[01:48:48] Bye bye.
[01:48:49] I think it's this way
[01:48:54] Dude he's been smoking since he was 11 years old
[01:48:59] Who gives it to him?
[01:49:01] I don't know
[01:49:03] It's probably his family, his parents
[01:49:05] Stopping all sorts in kid town right?
[01:49:07] You go to kid town at age 11
[01:49:09] They're not gonna not give you some smokes
[01:49:11] I wonder if it's the same level of cool in China as it is in America
[01:49:14] I think it's like a rite of passage more than cool
[01:49:17] You know what I'm saying like yeah, it's like smoking makes you a man because all men smoke
[01:49:24] So I guess the younger you smoke the earlier you are the man and to be a man as a kid is cool
[01:49:29] True true and that has a byproduct when American see you just look like a badass fucking child riding a dirt bike
[01:49:36] Yeah
[01:49:42] More like the foreign trees
[01:49:47] What's this? What do you think it is? I think it's probably a fucking funeral.
[01:49:53] Oh dude it actually got us might be a funeral.
[01:49:58] We're in a grave. Disrespecting grave.
[01:50:01] Okay let's not. A lot of people die in China.
[01:50:04] Don't do this to me man please. Don't do it to me. I hate when you do this.
[01:50:10] Oh! You take good picture of me? Yeah.
[01:50:14] I got you.
[01:50:15] Is it good?
[01:50:16] Yeah, it looks like you're falling, dude.
[01:50:19] OK, it looks like you're falling into the camera area.
[01:50:21] I'll stick it out.
[01:50:23] Fuck you!
[01:50:25] What kind of piece of shit?
[01:50:26] I hate that too.
[01:50:27] How far is it?
[01:50:29] Ah, something's dead.
[01:50:31] She looks crazy.
[01:50:33] She does look crazy.
[01:50:40] Oh, shit.
[01:50:41] Yo.
[01:50:43] What the heck?
[01:50:44] It's going to give it a little peck.
[01:50:48] Are they kissing with their cameras right now?
[01:50:50] Oh!
[01:50:52] Yeah, that one's not working.
[01:50:53] Yeah, that one's not working.
[01:50:54] But it seems like we just crushed on this.
[01:50:57] I've been thinking a lot about where the hell...
[01:51:00] On your WeChat.
[01:51:01] Sorry.
[01:51:02] We've been thinking a lot about where the 207 knows.
[01:51:07] Right?
[01:51:08] Because there's no way it goes directly to Aaron Hot.
[01:51:11] Why?
[01:51:12] I mean, why?
[01:51:13] It could. At this point, the 207 can do fucking anything.
[01:51:16] The 207 is magical. It would just be so crazy.
[01:51:20] 207 probably goes to fucking fucking Colorado.
[01:51:23] It can go to LA.
[01:51:24] Probably goes to fucking LA. We probably get to LA on this.
[01:51:26] Dude, we're in a different town than America.
[01:51:28] Yeah, they are different.
[01:51:30] They're all big as fuck.
[01:51:32] Anyway, we traveled about...
[01:51:33] What a trash there.
[01:51:34] 200 kilometers.
[01:51:35] 160.
[01:51:36] 160?
[01:51:37] Yeah.
[01:51:38] Nah, your numbers are wrong.
[01:51:39] 1607.
[01:51:40] Thanks for six months.
[01:51:42] We did just go super slow for like an hour and a half, two hours.
[01:51:45] I guess I'm just realizing that, even if we're 900 kilometers away...
[01:51:51] It's a lot of...
[01:51:51] They're like way harder kilometers.
[01:51:53] Fuck, I need a five second lie down.
[01:51:56] Do it. Make sure there's not...
[01:51:59] poop.
[01:52:02] Trying to beat my ass.
[01:52:04] Yeah, no, you look good, dude.
[01:52:06] Yeah, I can tell.
[01:52:08] I look good?
[01:52:08] Chintel, you look great, man.
[01:52:10] That looks fucking yummy right now.
[01:52:12] Okay, well, okay.
[01:52:14] Well, here you go.
[01:52:15] Here you go.
[01:52:16] There you go, boy.
[01:52:17] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:52:19] Yeah, you done good.
[01:52:20] You done good, bro.
[01:52:28] Try to do some lines.
[01:52:29] I cannot do that.
[01:52:30] It's been a long fucking day, man.
[01:52:33] I mean, yeah, we've been riding since, like, ten.
[01:52:36] We left, like, pretty sharp.
[01:52:38] We left nice and early.
[01:52:40] And I think if you plotted our progress again if you could plot on a big
[01:52:45] Big old map and you plot it like a straight line
[01:52:48] This is their hours of travel
[01:52:51] So if they were on the right highway, this is how far they'd be in four hours, but now this is oh my god
[01:52:58] Yeah, rojun Tim. Thank you for the prime. Oh that sucks dude. That's a
[01:53:05] Wow
[01:53:06] I think our progress is probably like 90 kilometers in the straight line.
[01:53:11] Yeah, we keep going uphill and then downhill and then uphill and then downhill and then we're like, okay, we're gonna
[01:53:16] And then it's uphill again and when I
[01:53:18] At least you know they're going the right way
[01:53:20] I see like, seven foot-years of hills
[01:53:22] You're not going the right way
[01:53:24] Hopefully a big town coming up in like 12 kilometers
[01:53:31] Because if not, I don't know where we're gonna sleep
[01:53:34] We might have to camp like it feels like we have past
[01:53:37] Big cities, but I don't know China always has surprises for us
[01:53:41] Yeah, no, I think it will surprise you again. Oh, there's that fucking gals who?
[01:53:46] But she cuts a swath straight through this bitch. Yeah, no problems. No turns. No s's just
[01:53:54] 150 kilometers an hour all day
[01:53:57] I wonder why they're making the two away when they just have a gals who?
[01:54:00] Crazy can't bring a motorcycle on it at all.
[01:54:04] I mean I, I don't know, that one gousu, I feel like I was a lot to go in.
[01:54:09] Like that was a lot to go in?
[01:54:11] The one where I was like fucking giving up and I went through the gate.
[01:54:15] Yeah.
[01:54:16] I think we were allowed to go on that one, like motorcycles were.
[01:54:19] You think so?
[01:54:20] Yeah, they didn't have a sign and they opened the gate.
[01:54:24] We should be kind of close, no?
[01:54:26] We really should.
[01:54:27] They're gonna murder you back on this road.
[01:54:28] I can't see one Dornath Shriver and I know we're in Civilization now.
[01:54:32] Okay, yeah, that's a big fucking thing.
[01:54:34] You missed your white.
[01:54:35] God bless.
[01:54:36] There we go.
[01:54:37] Yeah, a mirror next to the two months.
[01:54:40] A robberist, a sex liqon, a coding master, a low-moss, and high-lives.
[01:54:43] Thanks for 40 months, holy shit.
[01:54:45] Should I ask if Matt has biker gang?
[01:54:48] Which one?
[01:54:49] Yeah.
[01:54:50] Yes.
[01:54:51] I think we're about to break it down.
[01:54:53] Megaloran.
[01:54:54] Megaloran.
[01:54:55] Megaloran.
[01:54:56] Megaloran.
[01:54:57] We are from the United States, right?
[01:55:00] We are from the United States, we went to Mongolia
[01:55:04] Mongolia?
[01:55:05] Yes, we went to Mongolia
[01:55:07] Yes
[01:55:08] Where did you go?
[01:55:09] Oh, dude, this Chinese has gone insanely better
[01:55:12] in just a week and a half
[01:55:22] Yo, now the far off, thank you for the 50 dollars
[01:55:24] 107?
[01:55:30] It does mug my Chinese.
[01:55:40] Go home, go home.
[01:55:42] Sunday work.
[01:55:44] Do it work on Monday.
[01:55:46] In this city, there are three-storey restaurants.
[01:55:53] Yes.
[01:55:54] How do you say it?
[01:55:56] Beijing duck?
[01:55:58] Beijing Toilet.
[01:55:59] Oh, they're trying to get the duck.
[01:56:01] Toilet.
[01:56:02] My boss has been wanting duck.
[01:56:03] Oh, duck.
[01:56:04] Duck.
[01:56:05] Duck.
[01:56:06] Duck.
[01:56:06] Duck.
[01:56:07] This is the Beijing duck.
[01:56:13] OK.
[01:56:14] Oh, shit.
[01:56:15] Oh, I can't wait to see this.
[01:56:17] Okay, okay.
[01:56:18] Bye-bye.
[01:56:19] Bye-bye.
[01:56:20] Nice to meet you.
[01:56:21] Yo, Marco.
[01:56:22] Nice to meet you.
[01:56:23] Thanks for two months.
[01:56:24] How are you?
[01:56:25] Arr-ing-chi.
[01:56:26] Dao.
[01:56:27] Ar-ian-hao-tuo.
[01:56:28] Ar-ian-chi.
[01:56:29] Dao.
[01:56:30] Ar-ian-hao-tuo.
[01:56:31] What?
[01:56:32] 280.
[01:56:33] 280.
[01:56:34] Do we care about the food?
[01:56:35] We need food is the essence of life.
[01:56:36] What are you doing?
[01:56:37] Huh?
[01:56:38] Am I that crazy for that?
[01:56:39] Okay.
[01:56:40] I don't only care about the food. I just get excited for the food. I feel like that's not crazy or anything.
[01:56:57] That is dramatic.
[01:56:58] That is dramatic.
[01:56:59] Let's think about that in the day.
[01:57:02] That isn't tomorrow problem.
[01:57:04] I don't understand how people are foodies.
[01:57:09] Thank you
[01:57:12] We'll talk about it over dinner because that is a gravely consequential
[01:57:20] Barling ball it's back dude. That's so dramatic. I'm on my mind trying to wrap around this
[01:57:30] Okay, they got me fun
[01:57:33] That looks fucking good
[01:57:35] Oh
[01:58:05] Oh, you?
[01:58:07] Oh, that was a good hand sign.
[01:58:09] Yeah, she won, she won.
[01:58:11] Oh, my God.
[01:58:13] Why do the Americans drink from plastic cups?
[01:58:17] That's from plastic cups!
[01:58:19] It's just, is it weird?
[01:58:21] It sounds like a sign of a hat.
[01:58:23] Wait, I feel like even in Asia, they drink from plastic cups.
[01:58:27] What the heck?
[01:58:29] And yes, I have a duvet cover.
[01:58:31] We tried Soto and Deddy V's while in Austin.
[01:58:34] Soto was awesome.
[01:58:35] Oh, that is Soto so good.
[01:58:36] Thanks for the suggestion.
[01:58:37] Coffee, thanks for the three years, yes Soto.
[01:58:39] The Soto and Cedar Park is one of my favorite restaurants in Austin, Texas.
[01:58:45] It's very good.
[01:58:46] I was at the Special Fisher, all Fisher, or if you just hit it, if they just happen
[01:58:49] to have that kid's favorite fish.
[01:58:52] Yeah.
[01:58:53] Okay, let's talk about it.
[01:58:54] So we talked to the cool bikers.
[01:58:55] They were cool.
[01:58:56] They weren't kid bikers, they were cool bikers who have to go to work on Mondays.
[01:58:59] Yeah.
[01:59:00] Don't ever do that when you're a kid, Biker.
[01:59:02] They said something horrible.
[01:59:04] Yes.
[01:59:04] I said, I basically said, I mean,
[01:59:07] you know what I asked?
[01:59:07] I said, can you take this road to Ehranat?
[01:59:10] He said, Arlian Haotsu, like 207, is it OK?
[01:59:15] Yeah.
[01:59:16] And they said, Arling Ba, 208.
[01:59:22] The return.
[01:59:23] The dramatic return.
[01:59:25] Well, what's weird is we haven't seen
[01:59:27] time so it anywhere and the road we're going down he said it's the opposite
[01:59:33] direction of the way we're currently driving like like the way we came in on
[01:59:37] he pointed to the way we came in because we've traveled because in our minds we
[01:59:43] were like dude why don't have a pen it's a book cam can do it in our minds
[01:59:48] Here's Mongolia, right?
[01:59:50] Oh, can you get easier for Cam?
[01:59:51] Cam did not try to do it at all.
[01:59:54] This is cable.
[01:59:55] OK, OK, hold on, hold on.
[01:59:57] Fucking Mongolia, Arne and Halsu.
[02:00:02] And then in our minds, we're like here.
[02:00:05] And we have to go east of this.
[02:00:08] We have to use our east-east route.
[02:00:10] But we've actually traveled pretty far east, I think.
[02:00:13] Yeah, what is this supposed to be showing right now?
[02:00:16] Yeah.
[02:00:16] We did start a little west, but like we might have just gone so east that we don't have to go east anymore
[02:00:22] And now we have to start going left. Okay, let's let's play a game true or false
[02:00:26] True, and then right here can you put whether it's actually sure false
[02:00:32] We are north of Beijing true
[02:00:37] We are
[02:00:39] East of Aeron hot true true because that's what the biker said
[02:00:44] We are north of certain sections of the Mongolian China border.
[02:00:49] I think fall.
[02:00:51] I don't think we're quite there yet.
[02:00:54] Ryan's false.
[02:00:56] We are going to have to go to the inner Mongolia to get to Aeronaut.
[02:01:00] False.
[02:01:03] We are east of Guangzhou.
[02:01:06] Sure.
[02:01:08] You have a child on your WeChat.
[02:01:10] in your wee chat.
[02:01:11] Let's focus on maybe the maps.
[02:01:13] Let's focus on the maps here.
[02:01:14] Can we focus on the maps here?
[02:01:15] What are we going to be doing here?
[02:01:18] We don't know.
[02:01:19] We don't know.
[02:01:20] We don't know.
[02:01:21] We don't know.
[02:01:22] We don't know.
[02:01:23] We don't know.
[02:01:24] We don't know.
[02:01:25] Okay.
[02:01:26] Wow.
[02:01:27] It's a lot of new info.
[02:01:28] Are all funny.
[02:01:29] For sure what he said though is Aaron Hot.
[02:01:30] And I trust people from this area.
[02:01:31] He said Aaron Hot was like 700 kilometers away.
[02:01:34] They're thinking Aaron Hot more and more.
[02:01:36] Everyone's like, oh, aren't Aaron Hot?
[02:01:38] Everyone here gets in it.
[02:01:39] Do the guys in the biker's room?
[02:01:40] Oh wow.
[02:01:41] They said, fried beef.
[02:01:42] Whoa!
[02:01:44] Which country are you from?
[02:01:46] Which country?
[02:01:48] Which country?
[02:01:49] I'm just sharing a look.
[02:01:50] I'm so excited to see the closer part.
[02:01:52] Where are we from?
[02:01:54] I'm from China.
[02:01:54] I'm so excited to see the closer part.
[02:01:55] What are you from?
[02:01:57] China.
[02:01:58] Which country are you from?
[02:02:00] China.
[02:02:02] I don't know.
[02:02:03] I don't know.
[02:02:05] I'm from China.
[02:02:07] I'm from China.
[02:02:09] Anyways, oh goody we're recording that great
[02:02:13] Chokes it
[02:02:16] That looks yummy bro. That looks delicious. What's yours?
[02:02:23] Just yummy food. Let's fucking chow. Oh one final one sure. I just thought is it gonna rain tomorrow?
[02:02:33] I think we could win this one
[02:02:36] Yeah, it'd do it for real 700 a lot. We're not
[02:02:39] We're within closing distance, but we're not there.
[02:02:43] Yeah, it's going to come very close.
[02:02:46] Today we made 100, maybe 200 kilometers of progress
[02:02:50] on like 300 kilometers of driving, more or less.
[02:02:54] And I don't think the roads are going to get better,
[02:02:56] unless it's the 208, which is a great road.
[02:02:59] Yeah, I just turned into that. He did say, Arleigh Buck.
[02:03:03] It's so weird to think that that's back.
[02:03:05] That it's so, dude, that's so dramatic.
[02:03:08] I know because we're married and we have kids now, but to the RLG. Yeah, and now we're going back to the older
[02:03:20] This is one of my meals from the kids
[02:03:24] Doesn't look like fish that looks fucking delicious
[02:03:27] Kind of does it is
[02:03:29] Too bad crazy bones in it though. It's just a whole fish. Yeah, that's my taste alone
[02:03:38] Hey kid, what's a question a kid would know?
[02:03:46] What do you like?
[02:03:49] I like Reddit posts.
[02:03:53] You like Reddit posts?
[02:03:54] What'd she say?
[02:03:55] That can't be right.
[02:03:56] You like what?
[02:03:57] I like Apples.
[02:03:58] Apples!
[02:03:59] Okay, what do you like?
[02:04:00] I like only that.
[02:04:01] Okay.
[02:04:02] I like meat.
[02:04:03] Okay.
[02:04:04] Oh, not that.
[02:04:05] I like meat.
[02:04:06] Okay.
[02:04:07] Oh, not fatty fish.
[02:04:09] Pork?
[02:04:10] Chicken?
[02:04:11] Yes.
[02:04:12] Yes, to all of them.
[02:04:14] That's a good answer.
[02:04:15] Good answer.
[02:04:16] I like ice cream.
[02:04:17] Where do you buy ice cream?
[02:04:19] Bing-chi-ling.
[02:04:20] Yes.
[02:04:21] I like ice cream.
[02:04:22] Where can I buy ice cream?
[02:04:24] Cui-ma-i-bing-chi-ling.
[02:04:26] Zainati.
[02:04:27] Zaini-ling.
[02:04:28] Zaini-ling.
[02:04:29] Zaini-ling.
[02:04:30] Oh
[02:04:43] Home yeah, I can buy ice cream there
[02:04:50] Thank you. Bye. Bye
[02:04:53] Like I'm trying to sort these kids for info on where the ice cream is and
[02:05:00] And Aaron hot let's talk about that
[02:05:06] Let's nail this it's international they probably speak English. Oh, I was going here
[02:05:14] Me how me how me howdy eager shower
[02:05:20] Don't wanna kill myself, I don't get a room.
[02:05:29] Do we go through here?
[02:05:32] That's not it.
[02:05:33] Maybe we'll go to that room over there.
[02:05:36] He's holding!
[02:05:38] He's holding!
[02:05:42] Um, what should I name it?
[02:05:45] Yeah, okay.
[02:05:46] I'm just not going to go into the water.
[02:05:49] Yeah.
[02:05:50] What the fuck was that?
[02:05:53] What was that?
[02:05:54] I panicked a lot of water.
[02:05:56] Why is it so, why is it completely dark?
[02:06:01] Whoa.
[02:06:02] Oh.
[02:06:03] I thought we would have never found this.
[02:06:04] So is the other one not a hotel?
[02:06:06] You got to be like this.
[02:06:07] You got to be like this.
[02:06:08] You got to be like this.
[02:06:09] You got to be like this.
[02:06:10] 丁西林,酒店提供的吗?
[02:06:12] 丁西林是需要购买
[02:06:15] 可以...walk?
[02:06:17] 距离咱们酒店200多米有一个客厅
[02:06:21] Chinese KFC
[02:06:22] 咱们进的就是比较不重要
[02:06:24] 然后前面是个大商场
[02:06:26] 一楼的话有密学冰城
[02:06:28] OK, OK, Mr. Binchiao
[02:06:30] That's what they're eating
[02:06:32] 可以吃我的摩托车
[02:06:34] 可以吃我的摩托车
[02:06:36] Ah, OK
[02:06:38] Take my mom.
[02:06:40] Okay.
[02:06:42] That was probably our most seamless hotel experience ever.
[02:06:46] Unless we think and care about it, the better it goes.
[02:06:49] It smells like a good cigarette.
[02:06:52] Ew, a good cigarette.
[02:06:56] They're truly becoming Chinese.
[02:06:58] Whoa, that hotel is fucking awesome. Should we move?
[02:07:00] Fuck, we should have gone to that.
[02:07:02] Whoa!
[02:07:03] Wait, I'm blocking the cool thing with my head. Hold on.
[02:07:07] Fuck it all since we moved.
[02:07:09] What the fuck is that?
[02:07:11] That's sick.
[02:07:12] So you've seen this thing in the park a bunch
[02:07:14] in China like everywhere.
[02:07:15] There's basically people working out in the park
[02:07:17] and we want to get some ice cream
[02:07:19] but we want to earn our ice cream
[02:07:21] because we've been sitting for
[02:07:23] a whole day.
[02:07:24] It's pretty great.
[02:07:25] And they just, they love working out in the park
[02:07:27] all together with like a song playing
[02:07:29] from the blasting Fetty Watt from the JBL speaker.
[02:07:31] What does the JBL speaker sound like
[02:07:33] when it starts up?
[02:07:34] It does, it does.
[02:07:36] I'm put this on a game.
[02:07:38] Overlay it.
[02:07:39] Overlay it.
[02:07:40] To the toaster.
[02:07:41] Anyway, here we are.
[02:07:42] It's an interesting word though.
[02:07:44] I'm gonna get a muscle up and vlog everyone here.
[02:07:46] Alright, listen.
[02:07:47] I can hear it.
[02:07:49] Can you listen to me?
[02:07:53] Maybe no being chilling.
[02:07:55] Maybe no being chilling.
[02:07:57] It's my turn to saw.
[02:07:59] It's my turn to saw.
[02:08:01] Are you sitting?
[02:08:03] This game looks awesome.
[02:08:05] Yeah, but you have to hit with the back of your foot. Oh
[02:08:09] Should we join?
[02:08:26] It's chill it's fun. It's breezy. Yeah, dude. Why are in parks like this?
[02:08:30] Why the fuck's going in the radius?
[02:08:32] I don't think it's the right.
[02:08:34] It's over.
[02:08:35] Should we join them?
[02:08:36] That one looks so much harder.
[02:08:37] Let's try it.
[02:08:42] I don't think you go that fast.
[02:08:44] I don't think you go that fast.
[02:08:47] Are they, are they floating for something?
[02:08:49] Are they, they're just dancing together in the park.
[02:08:51] You gotta get in a shot, man.
[02:08:52] I'll get a shot, I'll get a shot.
[02:08:54] It shakes your butt!
[02:08:56] Yeah!
[02:08:57] You didn't say that!
[02:08:58] to burn energy while burning energy
[02:09:01] I was working on it, I'd say
[02:09:04] That's cool
[02:09:05] They're washing the shit in my head
[02:09:07] Oh, it's a white man on the exercise machine
[02:09:20] That's so much harder
[02:09:22] Yeah, that should work out well
[02:09:24] That is so much harder
[02:09:25] He's out of breath
[02:09:26] Michael's certain
[02:09:27] What the fuck is this guy doing?
[02:09:37] Don't give up.
[02:09:38] I can't.
[02:09:39] Get back out there.
[02:09:40] Get back out there.
[02:09:41] Don't give up, Michael!
[02:09:42] Oh!
[02:09:55] How do they all know the dance?
[02:10:02] I knew you were off.
[02:10:03] Do it.
[02:10:04] Just do what you want.
[02:10:05] Yeah, that's good.
[02:10:12] What, how the fuck is he doing that?
[02:10:19] What kind of workout is this?
[02:10:21] Successful workout in the park.
[02:10:25] That got my shoulders going.
[02:10:26] Yeah, that shoulder machine is genuinely pretty good.
[02:10:29] The ass shaker is a horrible workout, inarguably.
[02:10:34] Yeah, the ana robe or aerobic exercise again the dance
[02:10:38] The dance is a great workout anyway. We earned ice cream. So it's ice cream time. I'm gonna
[02:10:45] 400. Oh, wow. You actually could get some gear here if you needed some
[02:10:49] Qing Qing don't feel the joy to the joy down. I told me Jordan get a waterproof. Do you think it will actually
[02:10:58] Okay, there you go
[02:10:59] Just kid. I think it's gonna rain. We'll be out boo boo boo shui
[02:11:03] I want to eat...
[02:11:05] No, no, no water
[02:11:07] Water, water, water
[02:11:09] This one
[02:11:11] This water
[02:11:13] We can do it
[02:11:15] Oh, okay. Dude, water
[02:11:17] Water
[02:11:19] Water
[02:11:21] Hello
[02:11:23] My name is Ni Hanbao
[02:11:25] Welcome to Fuping
[02:11:27] Welcome to Fuping is what she said
[02:11:29] We're in Fuping
[02:11:31] I want a big waterproof one.
[02:11:33] This is a waterproof one.
[02:11:36] This is a waterproof one.
[02:11:39] This is a waterproof one.
[02:11:41] This one will be taller.
[02:11:43] This one is waterproof.
[02:11:45] This is a waterproof one.
[02:11:47] My friend doesn't like this color.
[02:11:50] She wants a black one.
[02:11:52] This one doesn't have a black color.
[02:11:54] Only this one.
[02:11:56] We get the red one.
[02:11:58] We get the red one.
[02:12:00] Tomorrow 50% chance of rain and it's chilly tomorrow. It was 23 today it's 15 tomorrow, okay
[02:12:14] I'll get the really good one. So tomorrow's gonna be brutal is what it sounds like which
[02:12:17] sucks because we also don't know where to go anymore but I do know where I need you to go
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[02:12:49] I don't really have Feng Shui pants this could be good. What fits my Megwo body 3xl
[02:12:56] your body will fit a 3x.
[02:12:58] My friend is fat.
[02:13:00] What?
[02:13:02] Really?
[02:13:04] You can put it down.
[02:13:06] You can put it down.
[02:13:08] I can put it down.
[02:13:10] Oh, she wants to do a waist test.
[02:13:12] Okay. How is it?
[02:13:14] It's okay.
[02:13:16] Okay.
[02:13:18] Are you recording?
[02:13:20] Are you recording?
[02:13:22] Yes.
[02:13:24] 冰淇淋在哪里?
[02:13:26] 冰淇淋在一楼
[02:13:27] 一楼?
[02:13:28] 對,叫冰淇淋
[02:13:29] Ice cream!
[02:13:30] 什么名字?
[02:13:31] 冰淇淋
[02:13:32] 蜜雪冰城
[02:13:33] 蜜雪冰城
[02:13:35] Hello, let's go with this one.
[02:13:38] 我叫妙汉堡
[02:13:40] 我叫毕汉堡
[02:13:41] 我叫冰儿妮
[02:13:43] 谢谢
[02:13:45] Oh, so cute.
[02:13:47] 谢谢啊
[02:13:48] 和咱们一起合个影
[02:13:49] 3, 2, 1.
[02:13:52] Okay, okay
[02:14:05] Thank you
[02:14:07] Bye-bye. Okay time for ice cream for real. Where are we walking?
[02:14:13] The love and why do we keep going this way?
[02:14:22] I don't know where the fuck it is. This is Ilu. He said it was this far. Must be to the left. Wait, we walked right by it.
[02:14:32] We literally walked in here.
[02:14:35] This is the only shutter.
[02:14:38] Well, you know a good side quest.
[02:14:40] Look at your camera!
[02:14:41] You're cheating. Nailed.
[02:14:42] You're not here anymore.
[02:14:43] Really?
[02:14:44] Really?
[02:14:44] No.
[02:14:45] You're not here anymore.
[02:14:46] You're not here anymore.
[02:14:46] Why?
[02:14:47] It's so loud.
[02:14:47] You're not here anymore, right?
[02:14:49] Oh my god.
[02:14:51] Oh my god.
[02:14:53] I'm talking to him.
[02:14:55] He machined some 10 months back.
[02:14:57] He's not even cheating.
[02:14:59] Jenda.
[02:15:01] Jenda.
[02:15:03] Oh.
[02:15:05] It's a nightmare.
[02:15:07] We're going to the morning.
[02:15:09] We're going to the morning.
[02:15:11] At 9am?
[02:15:13] We're going to the morning.
[02:15:15] You guys are going to 9am to them to drive in the freezing rain.
[02:15:17] Damn.
[02:15:19] For a second I went like, you want many fucking ice cream? Disgusting.
[02:15:24] I'll never ask your recommendation again.
[02:15:26] This is such a heartbreaker.
[02:15:28] Yeah, that is sad.
[02:15:30] What do you want?
[02:15:31] This one.
[02:15:33] This one.
[02:15:34] This is for you.
[02:15:35] Thank you.
[02:15:37] This is for you.
[02:15:39] This is for you.
[02:15:40] This is for you.
[02:15:41] This is for you.
[02:15:42] This is for you.
[02:15:43] This is for you.
[02:15:44] This is for you.
[02:15:45] This is for you.
[02:15:46] This is for you.
[02:15:47] Oh, where are you from?
[02:15:49] Los Angeles.
[02:15:50] Los Angeles?
[02:15:51] Los Angeles.
[02:15:52] Los Angeles.
[02:15:53] Oh.
[02:15:54] Me?
[02:15:55] Huh?
[02:15:56] Me?
[02:15:57] I'm from China.
[02:15:58] Oh, okay, cool.
[02:16:00] Thank you.
[02:16:01] Bye-bye.
[02:16:02] They're the accent.
[02:16:03] Yeah, his English?
[02:16:04] Dude, his dad was human.
[02:16:06] They were a mega-rad?
[02:16:07] They were geeking about us, and then his dad left to sit away.
[02:16:11] It's every dad hates the mega-rad.
[02:16:13] I can't blame him.
[02:16:14] I've seen the news.
[02:16:15] the news the kid looking at you crazy right now I've never seen that look
[02:16:23] before in any human space for anything ever I think it's the first set of boobs
[02:16:31] I ever saw that was the face I was like hollywood armies would go forever yeah
[02:16:36] Like the rounds never stop
[02:16:39] He's making the funniest face
[02:16:41] I need that, I need that as an emote on my wall
[02:16:44] How can you come to Mr. Bing's and there's no Bing Chili?
[02:16:47] It's Mr. fucking Bing bro
[02:16:51] It's Mr. Ice Chillin
[02:16:58] Okay
[02:17:00] We got ourselves a bit of damned treats
[02:17:06] Not being chilling because we exercised we would have got here earlier. We would have got some
[02:17:17] So that's awesome, I do think I'm drinking blueberry concentrate at the bottom
[02:17:24] This is a sugary delight
[02:17:27] How do you know the flavor it's like just blueberry all the way I guess
[02:17:30] Which is blueberry concentrate watered down a little bit with blueberry chunks like cubes almost
[02:17:39] like a blueberry jelly I guess what they made. Mr. Bing Chow's blueberry something
[02:17:45] Caution, meal review, eat arts on 7-4, aww, too high.
[02:17:51] They're on sync anymore.
[02:17:57] That's unfortunate that they missed the uh, the straight round.
[02:18:01] We can have four more days?
[02:18:08] If they have one like insane day, they'll make it, but I feel like they're gonna like, barely make it.
[02:18:15] You know, I don't know, yeah, I don't know.
[02:18:22] Wow, the trip's almost over, but it's been very cool to watch.
[02:18:27] Thank you guys for recommending the series to me.
[02:18:31] And make sure to check out their channels and stuff.
[02:18:35] Very, very cool, very good.
[02:18:38] All right, I might switch to gaming.
[02:18:41] Um, I know I've only been live two hours, but I feel pretty fatigued. Maybe I should have rested today, but I don't- Bro, I got a game.
[02:18:49] I don't care how I feel. I got a- I got a game.
[02:18:53] I just wanna...
[02:18:58] You know, like, kinda just...
[02:19:01] Kinda just wanna...
[02:19:04] Dude, I was gonna play the game, not open cases.
[02:19:08] I can maybe open the cases that I already bought.
[02:19:14] I can open the cases that I already had.
[02:19:17] I feel like that's fine.
[02:19:20] I already have them.
[02:19:21] But it's only 20.
[02:19:22] I'm not going to get anything.
[02:19:25] You know?
[02:19:28] Oh my gosh.
[02:19:30] You know, MPC Matt, thank you for the five, gifted.
[02:19:38] Is that $600 in the steam wallet?
[02:19:43] No.
[02:19:44] Thank you, NPC Matz.
[02:19:46] Thank you, thank you, thank you.
[02:19:47] Okay, I'm gonna go pee real quick.
[02:19:50] I'm gonna pee real quick, and then I will game until I can't game no more.
[02:21:57] Yep.
[02:21:59] Hello, hello.
[02:22:05] Okay, where's my earbuds?
[02:22:10] Okay, there.
[02:22:12] Okay, perfect.
[02:22:15] Perfect.
[02:22:17] Have I gone up anymore?
[02:22:20] It's still 82%?!
[02:22:22] Dude, how many fucking games do I have to play?
[02:22:26] Oh my god!
[02:22:29] It's insane!
[02:22:33] Oh!
[02:22:34] A THOUSAND?!
[02:22:37] 10 to 15 more?
[02:22:38] Oh my goodness.
[02:22:41] Okay, well...
[02:22:43] That's fine.
[02:22:46] You know, L-Roll is thanks for the three bucks.
[02:22:48] Can we watch episode one of Needy Girl Overdose?
[02:22:51] It just came out, PodChamp.
[02:22:53] It's an anime, I'm gonna get copyrighted.
[02:22:55] I'm gonna get copyrights tracked if I do that I don't don't think I can do that
[02:23:02] oh brother all right shall I oh I'll just get enough keys to where I can open
[02:23:13] the cases that I already have hi Emmy in my extra Emily voice and Mia you done
[02:23:24] Thank you for the nine months.
[02:23:26] Thank you, thank you, thank you.
[02:23:30] Okay, I'm just gonna open a few.
[02:23:42] Just a few.
[02:23:46] With the hobo gloves, did the gloves are not that bad.
[02:23:51] The knife was bad.
[02:23:52] I'll give you guys that, the knife was bad,
[02:23:54] but the gloves were not even that bad.
[02:23:58] Like they're not the best gloves.
[02:24:00] They're not cute, but they're not hideous.
[02:24:09] What, okay, well maybe I just don't know
[02:24:10] what good gloves look like.
[02:24:14] What do you guys think are the best looking gloves?
[02:24:17] I will look them up.
[02:24:22] Definitely not yours.
[02:24:32] Okay.
[02:24:34] Okay.
[02:24:36] Pandoras.
[02:24:38] Oh wait, shit, I can't spell.
[02:24:48] Okay.
[02:24:50] Yeah, these are better-looking, these are better-looking than what I have for sure.
[02:24:57] Yeah, they're better.
[02:24:59] I mean, yeah, they have color, at least.
[02:25:01] Mine are just dark green.
[02:25:03] I don't know.
[02:25:06] Specialist gloves, marble fade.
[02:25:11] These are cool.
[02:25:15] But, yeah, at least I have gloves, right?
[02:25:22] It's not that bad.
[02:25:27] I'd rather have the basic gloves, bro.
[02:25:39] I can't believe.
[02:25:40] Oh, the red.
[02:25:42] I load into a ranked lobby.
[02:25:45] A guy sees my gloves and he goes, bro.
[02:25:48] I would just rather have the default gloves at that point.
[02:25:54] I was like, bro, seriously?
[02:25:57] What the fuck?
[02:25:59] They're not even that bad!
[02:26:02] Like, yeah, they're nothing special looking,
[02:26:03] but they're not that bad.
[02:26:10] I would understand if you said that about the gloves,
[02:26:12] but about the knife, I mean.
[02:26:15] I'm not coping, it's just my opinion.
[02:26:29] No coping, no coping.
[02:26:31] I think I'm not going to have luck for a while.
[02:26:40] Maybe he wasn't talking about the knife and gloves.
[02:26:43] Oh, pink!
[02:26:45] Okay, what are you talking about then?
[02:26:47] Oh, thank you for the five gifted!
[02:26:49] Thanks, oh!
[02:26:51] Yippee!
[02:26:53] Thank you, oh!
[02:26:54] Thank you, thank you, thank you.
[02:26:55] Just yeah, just yeah, just yeah.
[02:26:57] Just yeah, just yeah, just yeah.
[02:26:59] Thank you.
[02:27:01] Thank you, thank you, thank you.
[02:27:03] Thank you.
[02:27:12] I'm the judge by the gloves they want. Real chance of open cases.
[02:27:16] That's right. Well, I didn't... To be fair, I didn't open a case to get the gloves. I traded up for them, but...
[02:27:22] That's still nice.
[02:27:33] I'm still pissed about that Ludwig clip where he opened it and got a knife on his first
[02:27:42] box.
[02:27:43] What the fuck?
[02:27:45] We need to get Sina a knife.
[02:28:00] Never start gambling, kids.
[02:28:04] Never start gambling.
[02:28:05] Just gift her your poop knife.
[02:28:07] Well, I actually offered, I said, you know, you could use my first knife while you wait
[02:28:13] to get your first knife, and she said she didn't want it.
[02:28:18] She didn't want to take it.
[02:28:20] I tried to offer, but what can I do?
[02:28:23] You know, okay, well, I didn't get shit.
[02:28:26] Okay, 18 more percent to play from here, we'll play some games, we'll play some games,
[02:28:35] check out these snow leopard gloves, okay.
[02:28:40] Amirgaz, Amirgaz.
[02:28:43] Yo, perfect potato thing for 14 months, and Paris isn't me, thanks for 11 months, thank
[02:28:49] you.
[02:28:50] Let's keep chomping around, all hail chorm.
[02:28:54] hail chore. Hmm. I like these. Not bad. These ones are okay. Oh, let's see. Best CS2 gloves.
[02:29:09] I like these red ones. Aren't these the ones I have? These green ones?
[02:29:22] You ain't got the golden finger, Cherimu Gold.
[02:29:25] Well, I tried.
[02:29:26] At least I tried, right?
[02:29:28] Yeah, those are the ones I have.
[02:29:32] Look!
[02:29:33] Guys, you see this?
[02:29:37] The poop knife is no more.
[02:29:39] No more poop knife.
[02:29:41] Although, this one's not really anything special, but it's okay.
[02:29:47] I'm dead.
[02:30:11] We're gone now!
[02:30:12] We're gone now!
[02:30:13] Vigor now!
[02:30:18] I'm not buying anything.
[02:30:22] I'm not buying anything. I fucking suck. I'm saving my money.
[02:30:29] What rank is this?
[02:30:32] I'm glad you asked.
[02:30:35] Silver one.
[02:30:37] I don't know where to stand on this map.
[02:30:43] Is he pushing?
[02:30:45] Oh, they dropped the bomb already.
[02:30:49] I'm going to go this way, actually.
[02:31:01] I thought I heard someone there.
[02:31:05] Oh shit, no there is someone behind me dammit!
[02:31:08] Ah.
[02:31:10] Fuck.
[02:31:11] He was behind me.
[02:31:13] At least I traded I guess, but I think we lose.
[02:31:17] They're gonna get the bomb back.
[02:31:19] Emory-o.
[02:31:21] Carter, thanks for six months and Shifty, two years, welcome back!
[02:31:25] Thank you.
[02:31:29] Well you can't win them all.
[02:31:32] Or most of them sometimes.
[02:31:34] Turkey ninja thanks for two years.
[02:31:45] Hydrocon, thanks for 29 months.
[02:31:57] Okay, you got it.
[02:32:00] Oh, damn!
[02:32:01] Damn!
[02:32:03] Where's the last guy?
[02:32:04] Oh!
[02:32:05] Oh, oh, oh, oh, he has a chance!
[02:32:08] Wooo!
[02:32:10] Whoa!
[02:32:12] Clutched.
[02:32:14] Damn, I didn't know I'd expect that.
[02:32:16] Yeah, you got it.
[02:32:21] I just know their team is pissed. Holy shit.
[02:32:27] I'm glad I did not spend, though.
[02:32:30] I usually just get this early because I'm always expecting I'm gonna fuck up
[02:32:38] You know, so I try to get my economy going early since I'm trash
[02:32:48] Don't be a loser by a diffuser
[02:32:52] Okay, I'll buy one she
[02:33:00] I'll buy one, don't worry.
[02:33:05] They gave up their loads on last night's McGarrel.
[02:33:10] One's in marker right now.
[02:33:15] One's in apps.
[02:33:20] Two more?
[02:33:25] Two more?
[02:33:27] I'm gonna push, fuck it.
[02:33:32] I'm going for it.
[02:33:37] Okay, well, the Anorea is at least.
[02:33:39] That's fine.
[02:33:41] Info.
[02:33:42] I just wanted to go fast.
[02:33:44] Because we didn't have a lot of time.
[02:33:46] Oh, God.
[02:33:48] Woo!
[02:33:51] Okay, I'm gonna buy a diffuser.
[02:33:53] I'll buy a diffuser.
[02:33:54] I'll buy a diffuser.
[02:34:01] Alright, inspect your knife. It spins on your hand.
[02:34:04] Oh! Okay, I did that earlier. I didn't notice the spin though.
[02:34:12] I feel like maybe they go A now.
[02:34:14] I'm gonna sit back here because I'm a pussy.
[02:34:18] Though I don't want to die early because whenever I die early, it's like my team auto loses because
[02:34:22] We're down a number and then they get brave
[02:34:27] Okay, this rally Jefferson guy just does not give a fuck actually maybe they're going to be again
[02:34:43] I have been avenged this is fine
[02:34:52] Oh, oh, I saw his head.
[02:34:56] He just saw him till he was right.
[02:35:01] She's been grinding off stream. I actually haven't.
[02:35:06] Bro, if I was, you'd see that my progress went up. I'm still hard stuck 82% premiere.
[02:35:13] I'm actually hard stuck.
[02:35:15] Oh, it's- it's head! Did you not see it?
[02:35:17] Holy shit, what a stupid game.
[02:35:27] Uh, I'm gonna get my cheap gun again, let's see.
[02:35:38] I try to go for the econ strats, which I'm not very confident.
[02:35:46] Okay, well, if I'm just gonna, I hear them.
[02:36:01] Eight tunnel.
[02:36:04] Eight tunnel.
[02:36:06] The bomb is there.
[02:36:08] Oh, they got it.
[02:36:11] Oh.
[02:36:13] Fuck okay, well, they know he's there. Oh, they're both low. There's just one guy left
[02:36:21] I'm not.
[02:36:23] Come on.
[02:36:38] Watch the supermarket.
[02:36:42] Dettness! Thank you for the five.
[02:36:44] Thank you Dettness!
[02:36:46] Oh shit, my train. Ah! He had his knife out!
[02:36:48] He was sewing him that shit.
[02:36:50] Oh the AK!
[02:36:52] What is that sticker?
[02:36:54] Some...
[02:36:56] Some...
[02:36:58] Some weeb shit.
[02:37:02] I'm gonna still get the cheap one, I think.
[02:37:04] Just one more round.
[02:37:08] Damn, someone on our team has nine pay.
[02:37:10] Rich as hell.
[02:37:14] Dude, they were loudest fuck up here.
[02:37:16] I hear them stomping around.
[02:37:20] I hear them again, I sure do.
[02:37:27] Okay, they're going here for sure.
[02:37:37] I hear them.
[02:37:38] Are they leaving?
[02:37:43] Just gonna push.
[02:37:46] They're trying to rotate me, they're pushing back.
[02:37:48] Oh this is my this is my time to shine this is my point I have my balls down
[02:37:56] he's already there
[02:38:10] I don't think they would come from this way right I don't watch a part of
[02:38:16] entrance they might actually is this apartments I know apartments is that
[02:38:22] way right
[02:38:28] my gun's not good for that this order guys good I'm bottom-fragging I'm still
[02:38:42] I'm helping I have four kills. It's not that bad better than most of their team
[02:38:52] Dundee thanks for 38 months
[02:38:58] Just tap if it's far away. Yeah, I was kind of trying to do that. I guess I was still shooting too much
[02:39:04] I'm not gonna miss thinking for the 10. Oh my god. Thank you. I'm scared as long as I stay alive. It's more numbers is pressure
[02:39:32] So I think it's worth for me to stay alive and just not move for a little bit and then
[02:39:38] They're on the bomb if one of them dies. I'll try to rotate
[02:39:45] Cuz cuz he's gonna be forced to go to be because the bombs me anyway
[02:39:53] I'm a ward
[02:39:57] He's pushing mid cat I'm bored
[02:39:59] I don't know if the guy that's left is the guy that was shooting at me.
[02:40:09] There's another one coming.
[02:40:24] I should get points for being visioned, like damage points for vision, in my opinion.
[02:40:31] I hear them, I'm just going to push, I don't care, oh they're all there.
[02:41:01] Fuck!
[02:41:03] I was shooting his belly button.
[02:41:06] I still aim too low.
[02:41:09] It's such a bad habit.
[02:41:11] Sometimes I do good with it.
[02:41:13] Oh, oh, oh my.
[02:41:20] Yes.
[02:41:26] There's just one left.
[02:41:31] Every game is so one-sided Oh my camera froze fuck
[02:41:57] Big Mike, thanks for 7 months.
[02:42:04] Oh shit.
[02:42:07] Dude.
[02:42:08] Oh hello.
[02:42:09] Johnny, thank you for the 10 gifted.
[02:42:12] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
[02:42:20] three naps. Okay. Moony's sawing. Thanks for subbing. Oh, I see one.
[02:42:41] Where'd they go was there two oh, yeah, I think he just ran
[02:42:58] The hell fucking pussy
[02:43:06] Okay, that was karma
[02:43:08] What the fuck why why did he come back?
[02:43:14] What the fuck? Yo Kurt M8, thank you for the five. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
[02:43:26] He actually heard me talking shit. He heard you
[02:43:38] good snipes
[02:43:45] what am I hate time aim higher aim higher aim higher higher idiots idiots oh my
[02:43:57] god
[02:44:02] Fuck it love that shit
[02:44:10] Won't be to
[02:44:21] Shitting her lives makes your aim worse. Oh, I didn't know that oh
[02:44:31] Bah bah bah bah bah bah!
[02:44:33] Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da!
[02:44:43] Well my teammates are rich holy shit.
[02:44:46] Darth Taric! Thanks for subbing!
[02:44:48] Welcome.
[02:44:56] Just gonna take the spot back.
[02:44:59] In camp!
[02:45:01] I feel like they're going to go B again though.
[02:45:07] They love going B.
[02:45:08] Hopefully that guy doesn't spawn behind me and shoot me in the back again.
[02:45:16] Very possible.
[02:45:17] He's always there, somehow.
[02:45:22] I'm just gonna go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.
[02:45:32] I'm just gonna go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.
[02:45:43] So too
[02:46:03] They heard me for sure
[02:46:07] Where's he going
[02:46:12] I tried.
[02:46:23] Sorry.
[02:46:36] I was going to sit on B this time, I think.
[02:46:42] Touchy, thanks for the 10!
[02:46:49] You know what, I'm going to go on an adventure actually.
[02:46:53] What the hell?
[02:46:55] I just died here.
[02:47:00] Yo.
[02:47:01] Oh fuck, they were up, what?
[02:47:08] What is, I'm so confused.
[02:47:10] I'm dead.
[02:47:12] I'm a ward bro madness thinks it's 25 months this guy's cross hair a little heart
[02:47:21] Cute so cute
[02:47:28] So cute
[02:47:42] I'm doing so bad
[02:47:49] Now I just keep the AK
[02:48:02] Wow
[02:48:12] I may have broke after this, but this is the last round, right?
[02:48:19] I should have asked for a gun or whatever.
[02:48:28] I hear someone.
[02:48:53] That is another inspector.
[02:49:02] One more.
[02:49:10] Shut up.
[02:49:17] Fuck, he's behind.
[02:49:24] Man.
[02:49:26] Aw, damn.
[02:49:32] How'd you not check that place?
[02:49:36] Cause I thought that since my teammate was watching there, I thought he could see if he was there or not.
[02:49:44] Dang it.
[02:49:46] I'll tell you what.
[02:49:53] Okay.
[02:49:54] If you want to.
[02:50:16] oh shit what the fuck wait he was right below us we all turned on the guy and
[02:50:24] didn't even kill him
[02:50:27] oh no dude why did this white chocolate guy start popping off
[02:50:34] Oh no.
[02:50:39] Oh no, guys.
[02:50:41] Guys, I'm the anchor right now.
[02:50:44] Oh no.
[02:51:02] I hit him.
[02:51:04] We were like 7 and now we're 6 and 8.
[02:51:31] This is not good at all.
[02:51:57] I will push guys, don't worry.
[02:52:03] Hi, M.A. Hope you're doing well.
[02:52:05] Are you still planning on doing a trip to China this year?
[02:52:09] I want to, yeah.
[02:52:17] Is this me?
[02:52:19] Oh my god.
[02:52:21] I'm the only one alive, I'm gonna get flanked.
[02:52:23] Fuck.
[02:52:25] NOOOOO!
[02:52:27] Sadge, thank you immortal for the eight months.
[02:52:43] I'm almost tied. We need to pull it together.
[02:52:49] White chocolate is solo carrying them.
[02:52:55] of
[02:53:02] of
[02:53:05] of
[02:53:10] of
[02:53:13] of
[02:53:19] I think we actually officially through it is over white chocolate is carrying them
[02:54:13] This is horrible.
[02:54:20] This is horrible.
[02:54:24] This is terrible.
[02:54:31] White chocolate is dead guys.
[02:54:40] dead guys, there's a chance.
[02:54:56] Noone saw him, thank you for the gift dude.
[02:54:59] Thank you Shesha.
[02:55:01] There's another boss up there.
[02:55:03] Let's go!
[02:55:10] We're going to win.
[02:55:15] So.
[02:55:16] Actually, I'm just going to take this.
[02:55:24] Try to save some money, I guess.
[02:55:30] I need it
[02:56:00] I'm just going to wait. I'm just going to camp.
[02:56:11] Yay! Let's go!
[02:56:22] I'm just going to keep this for now.
[02:56:44] of
[02:56:51] death
[02:56:54] of
[02:56:59] death
[02:57:01] of
[02:57:09] I
[02:57:25] Crosshair low I don't even know like how tall are these people
[02:57:30] Nice
[02:57:32] Yay!
[02:57:34] Any AKs?
[02:57:36] Any AKs?
[02:57:38] Scared the shit out of me.
[02:57:40] Alright, now I'm gonna get an AK.
[02:57:42] Why is it so loud?
[02:57:44] Alright.
[02:57:46] I'm gonna get a AK.
[02:57:48] I'm gonna get a AK.
[02:57:50] Alright.
[02:57:52] I'm gonna get a AK.
[02:57:54] Alright.
[02:57:56] I'm gonna get a AK.
[02:57:58] Alright.
[02:58:00] I was blinded by my own teammate!
[02:58:17] Oh no, I ran into someone.
[02:58:27] We're getting shot at bro.
[02:58:32] Oh my god.
[02:58:35] It's okay, it's okay.
[02:58:37] We're rich, we're rich.
[02:58:49] Let's go A. I'm gonna push through pallets.
[02:58:51] Okay.
[02:58:53] Okay.
[02:58:54] Fuck!
[02:58:55] Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
[02:58:57] I can't find a gun.
[02:59:30] Oh, that was a little bit too high, I think.
[02:59:37] Yeah!
[02:59:38] Come back, baby!
[02:59:40] Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
[02:59:45] Okay, let's go.
[02:59:50] Where y'all want to go?
[02:59:52] Where y'all want to go?
[02:59:53] Where y'all want to go?
[02:59:54] They want to do it again?
[02:59:55] Maybe?
[02:59:56] Again?
[02:59:57] Don't worry I will be a ward my specialty he has an AWP
[03:00:09] Oh, careful.
[03:00:21] Nice, they got the AWP guy.
[03:00:31] I can't get that shit.
[03:00:33] Ah, shit.
[03:00:45] Damn.
[03:00:49] Do we have money?
[03:00:51] We do, but we're running low.
[03:00:56] I feel like maybe we do it again.
[03:01:01] I got one, but I'm low as fuck.
[03:01:26] My nose itches so bad
[03:01:56] I can't really peek.
[03:02:01] the
[03:02:11] the
[03:02:14] the
[03:02:17] the
[03:02:21] the
[03:02:25] the
[03:02:29] I got an assist.
[03:02:44] I'm glad I just stayed alive, I feel like that helps a lot with the pressure.
[03:02:51] Let's go!
[03:02:52] That's what I was looking for!
[03:02:56] That's what I was looking for!
[03:02:57] Can I play fucking Premier yet?
[03:03:04] Oh my god, it went up one percent, dude!
[03:03:09] Oh my goodness.
[03:03:13] That's okay.
[03:03:15] You gotta, you gotta do what you gotta do.
[03:03:19] Have to grind.
[03:03:21] It is what it is.
[03:03:25] It is what it is.
[03:03:27] I can't end until you get Premiere, bro.
[03:03:29] That's so many games, isn't it?
[03:03:33] That's got to be so many games.
[03:03:38] It's got to be crazy.
[03:03:41] I'm going to order food.
[03:03:43] So very hungry.
[03:03:48] Very sick and hungry.
[03:03:54] Oh, dust.
[03:03:54] I actually love playing on dust.
[03:03:57] I'm ordering um sushi very hungry yo P your thing for 69 months 69 months wowie
[03:04:26] Thank you, thank you, thank you.
[03:04:33] All right, let's go.
[03:04:46] I don't know what to do with it.
[03:04:56] Alright, let's go.
[03:04:57] Yo, Danny Boy, 3-2-3, thanks for subbing, welcome.
[03:05:02] Long it.
[03:05:07] Green is AFK, he's showing.
[03:05:15] Let me handle this
[03:05:22] Don't worry guys
[03:05:31] Now what we pushing or what? Well to be a pussy
[03:05:39] I
[03:05:41] The guy jumped in front of my my thing
[03:05:43] I shot him, sorry.
[03:05:54] I love those flea market gloves.
[03:05:58] Rich peen, thanks for the six months and play Assassin's Creed 4 Black Flag, thank you for
[03:06:02] the gift, sub.
[03:06:03] I think the four horsemen are here, I'd go, why, but I think you are gonna win this
[03:06:06] game.
[03:06:07] I think the four horsemen are here, I don't know why, I think you're gonna, is it
[03:06:11] Not bad if the four horsemen are here, doesn't mean we're gonna die.
[03:06:15] I think we're all dead guys.
[03:06:34] Carry me.
[03:06:36] Carry me.
[03:06:37] I thought I sucked, please carry me.
[03:06:40] Oh wait, it's Palm Beach Pete again, no way.
[03:06:44] Hey Jack, thank you for the gifted sub.
[03:06:49] So close.
[03:06:54] That's a nice AK skin.
[03:07:01] And now I am broke again.
[03:07:03] I should not have bought so much.
[03:07:06] What'd I say?
[03:07:09] B?
[03:07:10] I can't believe that works on us brother you're shooting the wall
[03:07:37] Oh
[03:07:43] What is this crosshair how do you know where you're shooting oh my god, he's a genius. Oh
[03:07:50] My god, he's a genius
[03:08:07] Oh my god.
[03:08:21] Best six months of my life, thank you for streaming and making them a little worse life needs
[03:08:26] a bit of balancing.
[03:08:30] Thank you Itachi for the nice message in the six months.
[03:08:37] so welcome. We're all following me and stomping. You know what? You even cares.
[03:08:49] I'm a ward! I'm still a ward! I love to be the ward!
[03:09:03] Oh my fucking god.
[03:09:07] Did you guys see my Ada Wong TikTok?
[03:09:11] Oh damn, not bad.
[03:09:19] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, one more?
[03:09:31] Hey!
[03:09:32] I got carried. I need to play better. Just play better, bro. Just play better.
[03:09:43] Longay, longay.
[03:09:46] As long as I mean all the way to the rider, it doesn't mean down middle.
[03:09:57] All right, so through the doors.
[03:10:02] down the middle would be metal that makes sense told you to let me handle it
[03:10:16] nice smoke
[03:10:18] no beer
[03:10:22] Oh
[03:10:27] Egg meow
[03:10:34] Yo savvy thank you for a lot of months
[03:10:43] Holy shit dude his body was exploding blood and he lived
[03:10:49] Fuck
[03:10:51] Damn it, dude. Courage, dude. 26 months to welcome back.
[03:10:55] Mid-to-be, mid-to-be.
[03:10:56] Mid-to-be, mid-to-be. Okay.
[03:10:58] Okay.
[03:11:03] Okay.
[03:11:06] Oh, shit. They're talking shit in all chat.
[03:11:09] That means we won.
[03:11:12] They're shitting on the road, team.
[03:11:13] Mid-to-be, mid-to-be.
[03:11:16] Does mid-to-be mean all the way through the doors?
[03:11:18] I'm because I'm scared.
[03:11:20] I don't like this. I'm scared
[03:11:27] Bro, I was like right there not even
[03:11:32] What you got I don't want that
[03:11:42] Nice
[03:11:50] I did not deserve to live I did not deserve life what do you got one catwalk scavenging
[03:12:06] What you got I'll take that
[03:12:17] I'm gonna save because I'm a cheap piece of shit
[03:12:29] BB?
[03:12:30] BB?
[03:12:31] Come on, come on, let's go!
[03:12:36] Whoa!
[03:12:37] Oh, you're so bad, bro, how do you lose to me?
[03:12:58] What the fuck I'm pissed off now.
[03:13:05] Why were going B? The bomb's mid.
[03:13:12] I saw a guy but I'm too short to see over the top now.
[03:13:21] This guy is crazy. What are we doing?
[03:13:28] He's a genius.
[03:13:58] from where I don't see him fuck
[03:14:12] they have time is that a fuse kit your arms were sticking out
[03:14:28] Oh, I don't know how to tell if my legs are sticking out or not.
[03:14:34] Hey you snooker man, yes sir.
[03:14:38] DM Coleman, thanks for the five months in physical baker.
[03:14:41] Thanks for subbing, welcome to the stream.
[03:14:44] Crouching makes you fat.
[03:14:47] Oh, I did not know that.
[03:14:53] Excuse me.
[03:14:55] I was trying to do that.
[03:14:58] I have the bomb, by the way.
[03:15:05] Ma-ow!
[03:15:07] Oh, there you are.
[03:15:08] I don't know.
[03:15:09] I don't know.
[03:15:10] I don't know.
[03:15:11] I don't know.
[03:15:12] I don't know.
[03:15:13] I don't know.
[03:15:14] I have the bomb.
[03:15:15] I can't watch this.
[03:15:16] One long end.
[03:15:17] One long end.
[03:15:18] I'm ready.
[03:15:22] The last guy is over here somewhere or he was oh shit. He's got it all
[03:15:37] He's on the left of the knob. Yes. Oh, yes, I know
[03:15:43] I like that he's communicating. I wish I could do that, but I'm a woman.
[03:16:11] I don't want to talk to them, I'm scared.
[03:16:18] They scared me.
[03:16:27] Oh, come on!
[03:16:32] Mm-hmm.
[03:16:37] Oh, come on!
[03:16:39] They're coming up down on...
[03:16:54] Uh...
[03:16:57] It was good for a little bit.
[03:16:59] Holy shit, I'm rich.
[03:17:02] I don't got to worry about nothing!
[03:17:05] Hey, give me a gun.
[03:17:16] Dude took my gun. Fucking hell.
[03:17:20] Someone took...
[03:17:22] Someone took the gun.
[03:17:32] I
[03:17:40] Didn't shoot you in the head once
[03:17:42] I'm scared. I'm scared. Protect me. Protect me. I'm scared. I'm so scared.
[03:18:11] Open some cases you fucking bought am I not supposed to play the game that you buy the
[03:18:24] skins for what?
[03:18:25] Guys I'm tough fragging somehow, somehow for a little bit if I won't last I'm gonna
[03:18:37] I'm going to push mid, because I'm going to die from it.
[03:18:50] Oh shit.
[03:18:53] I knew it.
[03:19:02] I should have been there for you.
[03:19:04] I'm sorry I'm sorry, bro
[03:19:18] What
[03:19:29] He doesn't he doesn't got this he doesn't got this
[03:19:34] Thank you
[03:19:38] Nick in thank you for the five gifted. Thank you
[03:19:43] Thank you Nick. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
[03:20:04] I'm going to go wherever I feel like.
[03:20:16] Yeah, I'm not top-ragging anymore.
[03:20:31] Yo, you island? Thank you for two months.
[03:20:34] She's chef.
[03:20:42] Really dude.
[03:20:50] Oh.
[03:21:01] He's empty, he's empty.
[03:21:04] plant that shit
[03:21:11] Where's he pointing at there?
[03:21:36] Where are you looking?
[03:21:39] Okay, I understand the genius
[03:21:50] Damn Steve carrots things for the three months in burrow, Mikkel. Thank you for 25 months
[03:22:08] Oh, and I...
[03:22:12] I love A.
[03:22:14] Go, go, go!
[03:22:16] We all love A, apparently. Holy shit.
[03:22:18] I'm already here! Fuck off!
[03:22:21] I was here first!
[03:22:23] Smoke!
[03:22:23] Oh my god, we are so stupid
[03:22:53] I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
[03:23:15] Chocolate milk eggs, thanks for three months.
[03:23:18] Want the RE4 stream? It's one of my favorite games. Thanks for playing.
[03:23:25] It was a good game. I enjoyed it.
[03:23:48] I think I was close.
[03:24:15] There's one at Catwalk Street.
[03:24:25] Oh wow.
[03:24:28] Terrorists win.
[03:24:33] Huh!
[03:24:39] Did I just witness?
[03:24:45] Let's make this regulatory.
[03:24:51] Everyone loves A, huh?
[03:24:54] I guess I need to learn to love B.
[03:24:56] Holy smoke.
[03:25:01] It does sound like they are A.
[03:25:02] Holy smoke.
[03:25:10] Get off this.
[03:25:15] Fuck, he's an AWP.
[03:25:29] You're cooked buddy, you're so cooked, you're so cooked.
[03:25:34] easy banana nanananananana is this guy's name
[03:25:45] you're so you're so fucked
[03:25:49] why would you do that why would you do that why would you do that
[03:26:04] now what is this guy doing what are you doing what are you doing
[03:26:12] That was sick.
[03:26:26] I'm gonna rush, man.
[03:26:29] Anybody with me?
[03:26:31] Me!
[03:26:33] I will go!
[03:26:37] of
[03:26:44] death
[03:26:52] of
[03:26:54] death
[03:26:56] of
[03:26:58] death
[03:27:05] I don't really want his AWP, honestly.
[03:27:15] Oh, shit.
[03:27:18] I thought that was my teammate for some reason.
[03:27:26] of
[03:27:33] of
[03:27:37] of
[03:27:40] of
[03:27:44] of
[03:27:49] of
[03:27:54] I don't know what to say.
[03:28:15] Why did I do that?
[03:28:16] I knew that was going to happen.
[03:28:20] Where's my sushi?
[03:28:22] 13 minutes. 13 minutes away.
[03:28:35] Bomb at Catwalk. Come, come, come, come.
[03:28:42] Bomb at Catwalk.
[03:28:44] Dude, they're not moving.
[03:28:52] of
[03:28:59] of
[03:29:03] of
[03:29:06] of
[03:29:09] of
[03:29:12] of
[03:29:17] of
[03:29:21] the
[03:29:25] the
[03:29:28] the
[03:29:31] the
[03:29:36] the
[03:29:37] the
[03:29:43] the
[03:29:50] I
[03:30:06] He'll back for him
[03:30:20] of
[03:30:27] of
[03:30:31] of
[03:30:37] of
[03:30:41] of
[03:30:46] I'm the only one left.
[03:31:15] That's the point.
[03:31:23] Man.
[03:31:35] Uuuggggggg!
[03:31:37] We are under here.
[03:31:44] Smoke.
[03:31:47] Truly smoke.
[03:31:53] Probably just mid and A again, I would think.
[03:32:02] through the wall I should just ran my bad
[03:32:18] Come on Palm Beach Pete. He's 3 and 17. At least he's on 0 and 17.
[03:32:46] That guy did not turn to look at him at all.
[03:32:57] Alright, one go B, one long A, one mid, one gavok.
[03:33:03] What about the...
[03:33:04] He's not counting Palm Beach P!
[03:33:07] That was four people!
[03:33:12] What about Palm Beach Peak?
[03:33:16] That was only four.
[03:33:21] I think there's A in mid again.
[03:33:23] Palm, Long A, Long A, Long A, Long A.
[03:33:25] of
[03:33:32] death
[03:33:40] of
[03:33:42] death
[03:33:44] of
[03:33:49] I'm so scared.
[03:34:09] He's going to come from your left.
[03:34:12] You prepared.
[03:34:15] I will trust him.
[03:34:25] Oh
[03:34:44] How do I not kill him I like 5 HP, that's so sad
[03:34:55] go, go, go
[03:35:01] laying down a smoke
[03:35:05] a recoil
[03:35:19] where are they?
[03:35:25] I
[03:35:38] Why are they on a
[03:35:47] All right Palm Beach Pete
[03:35:49] I
[03:35:53] Go one for it. Oh, he found a target
[03:35:59] Dude dude, dude, you
[03:36:04] Was it what you see him
[03:36:12] Okay, my bad, I thought though I thought that was a gun peeking out
[03:36:19] 4 guy, he did so good.
[03:36:30] What a game, 1% closer.
[03:36:48] So many games, dude.
[03:36:53] Oh wait, no one deathmatch.
[03:36:59] I can just leave deathmatch, right?
[03:37:06] There we go.
[03:37:16] 16 more games if I'm correct, because it seems like it goes up 1% every game, dude.
[03:37:28] You got 4% once it's 2% if you win I'm pretty sure I still got 1% I'm pretty
[03:37:42] sure I still got 1% from that win it's more than 16
[03:37:50] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, dude.
[03:38:00] Oh my god, that is what it is.
[03:38:06] You gotta do what you gotta do.
[03:38:08] Oh wait, my food is here in one minute.
[03:38:12] Well, let me see.
[03:38:19] Uh...
[03:38:25] We'll see if it goes off or not.
[03:38:29] So hungry.
[03:38:32] I told you the four horsemen are coming, and let to this loss may be good luck on clicking heads on the next one.
[03:38:39] Oh, brother.
[03:38:42] Oh, brother.
[03:38:45] I'm not going to accept.
[03:38:47] I'm going to get my food.
[03:38:53] I'm going to go grab my food.
[03:38:56] I got sushi.
[03:38:58] Fuck, it's Dust2.
[03:38:59] Dust2 is my favorite to play on.
[03:39:04] Man.
[03:39:06] Hi.
[03:40:39] I got my sushi!
[03:41:00] Hello!
[03:41:06] I got a miso soup.
[03:41:13] These are california rolls with some kind of like grilled plain charred sauce shit on
[03:41:23] top.
[03:41:25] And the sushi, it's like a burri rectangle style sushi.
[03:41:34] It is very delicious.
[03:41:38] All right, I can queue up now. I'll just eat while I'm dead.
[03:41:46] Hell yeah.
[03:41:49] These are so fucking good. Aria showed me this place. They, um,
[03:41:53] they have one in Japan and in Canada and they just opened some in the United States and they picked Austin, Texas for some reason.
[03:42:02] So we have this now, this chain from Japan, and it's very good.
[03:42:15] Did I do DDR today?
[03:42:16] Uh, I have not, but I don't know if I will since I'm feeling kind of, kind of shitty.
[03:42:21] Body's tired, you know.
[03:42:22] Zabutas, thanks for 34 months.
[03:42:25] I'm just bumming today, you know.
[03:42:29] Just some gaming.
[03:42:32] it is what it is. Yes, I'm fatigued. That is the correct word. I don't think I'm like
[03:42:42] six sick. I don't think I'm contagious or anything. I'm just not feeling great. King
[03:42:46] Court, thank you for the 10. Thank you. Thanks, King Court. Very kind. Appreciate it. Thank
[03:42:54] you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
[03:42:58] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
[03:43:06] I will show you guys the rolls.
[03:43:08] They look scrumptious.
[03:43:13] Really put a seal on this.
[03:43:19] I guess I know my Uber Eats driver did not yank any.
[03:43:22] Oh, Draily's saying for the prime, welcome.
[03:43:29] Oh, so it's a California roll, but it has, um, I don't know, some kind of sauce, and
[03:43:37] then it's like flame charred on the top.
[03:43:40] Very tasty.
[03:43:41] Shit.
[03:43:42] It's got the little fish eggs, too.
[03:43:55] I love eating the little fish babies.
[03:43:57] So we got salmon yellowtail, tuna, and it looks like shrimp.
[03:44:04] Oh my God, it smells so good.
[03:44:08] The jalapeno is smell incredible.
[03:44:12] I will take a tuna piece to start.
[03:44:20] Dude, is that crazy?
[03:44:23] I know I always say this,
[03:44:24] aren't we so lucky to be born in the time that we are
[03:44:27] because most of us probably won't even know
[03:44:31] sushi existed like a hundred years ago.
[03:44:33] this is all right
[03:44:41] oh my gosh
[03:44:43] what what map is it
[03:44:46] do you have a favorite snack or treat from your childhood emi
[03:44:49] talkies ramen
[03:44:54] Oh my god.
[03:45:01] Takis, Maruchan Chicken Ramen.
[03:45:06] I like Twizzlers, Sour Patch Kids.
[03:45:23] Mac and cheese.
[03:45:24] What the?
[03:45:40] Oh look at that knife!
[03:45:44] Looks way better than mine.
[03:45:49] Wait isn't that bad? Don't you want more of the blue on it? I really know how the
[03:45:52] knife stuff works. It's bad. Yeah.
[03:46:22] Okay, I need to walk and I got distracted by the food
[03:46:32] She's so good, bro
[03:46:52] It's fine. It's our throw round, I guess.
[03:47:04] I
[03:47:31] Do you read chat
[03:47:34] I hate my chat never talk to chat ever
[03:47:43] Chat return yeah true you got me
[03:47:48] Fuck you and me fuck you guys
[03:47:52] All you guys do is watch me to laugh at me and make fun of my kids
[03:47:57] Hey, I think I have zero damage
[03:48:04] zero damage game pacifist game zero damage actual pacifist
[03:48:13] What made you pick up CS?
[03:48:27] Just seen that of characters since you always say you're frog duty at FPS.
[03:48:32] Well I am.
[03:48:34] So I've been playing a ton of story games on stream for a while, but before I started
[03:48:41] taking chat recommendations. I've always just been like mainly a PVP slop
[03:48:46] enjoyer. Like even for the Souls games I mainly like them because like Souls
[03:48:51] games are kind of competitive but it's like less toxic because it's like people
[03:48:56] just like to compare the runs you know what I mean? But yeah I just played
[03:49:00] so many story games like the Resident Evil games I was like I just want to play
[03:49:04] some like DJ gamer shit and uh I don't know. I was like maybe I'll just learn a new
[03:49:13] game that I've always sucked at.
[03:49:18] I don't know where to sit on this map. I'm gonna sit over here. Camping!
[03:49:25] CS is the Gulf of video games.
[03:49:36] What do you what does that mean?
[03:49:40] I fucking suck.
[03:49:44] I was distracted bro.
[03:49:46] Are they gonna diffuse?
[03:49:56] All right.
[03:50:06] I don't know what to do with it.
[03:50:28] Come on, come on, let's go.
[03:50:30] I'm gonna eat a shrimp one now.
[03:50:55] A script?
[03:50:58] The first time I had a shrimp when I was a kid I felt like I was like dude. I can't believe I'm alive
[03:51:05] I just love shrimp so much
[03:51:20] You ever think about
[03:51:25] You ever think about how strengths are kind of like water of insects?
[03:51:41] Maybe that guy just gave up.
[03:51:43] They can not come out from now!
[03:51:52] The insects are resonating with...
[03:51:54] Yeah, they kinda do look like shrimp!
[03:52:00] With all the legs.
[03:52:13] Shrimps are not bugs. Okay. Sorry shrimp chips TV shrimps are not bugs
[03:52:21] I
[03:52:33] Say we just go
[03:52:41] I'm not another guy here was that the guy that I just killed
[03:52:44] Right, where's the bomb? Oh push it
[03:52:48] Don't be a pussy
[03:52:51] Is that me reloading?
[03:52:55] I'm just gonna chill here.
[03:52:59] Am I crazier is this blue guy on their team never doing anything?
[03:53:05] He's always the last one alive and he just like doesn't even try to push the point.
[03:53:11] Bro is KDA watching.
[03:53:16] He's got that shit locked down.
[03:53:19] Oh, I hear something.
[03:53:22] That's my teammate.
[03:53:26] Let's gooooo!
[03:53:39] I was talk bragging for like one round.
[03:53:43] Somehow.
[03:53:45] Not anymore though.
[03:53:56] Chicken is so lucky.
[03:54:15] It was so off to the left, dude.
[03:54:19] Oh, no.
[03:54:21] You got this man you got this
[03:54:44] He disconnected, maybe they kicked him?
[03:54:54] No he disconnected.
[03:54:57] Maybe he's lagging, maybe that's why he never does anything at the end of the round.
[03:55:04] I
[03:55:11] Sucks I
[03:55:15] Won't talk shit though because I don't want to get that bad karma
[03:55:20] You know I'm gonna go refill my water
[03:55:34] Oh
[03:55:54] Hello
[03:56:04] I'm back what is up my last shrimp
[03:56:26] Ta-da!
[03:56:49] Do you guys think Moon and Mars are edators?
[03:56:53] Or is it a coincidence?
[03:56:56] Two space names.
[03:57:01] Let's go, let's go.
[03:57:06] I forgot to buy.
[03:57:16] I want that guy's gun.
[03:57:21] I want that guy's gun.
[03:57:25] I want that guy's gun.
[03:57:37] There was a guy in the tunnels.
[03:57:41] Two guys in the tunnels.
[03:57:49] So brave. Plant that shit.
[03:57:52] He's got to be low, right?
[03:58:02] Yeah, I have no armor, oh no, that's my fault, I didn't buy.
[03:58:17] You good man that was solid
[03:58:27] It is time now, my brothers.
[03:58:38] Yeah, W-man.
[03:58:57] I
[03:59:15] Have a op
[03:59:27] I say we book it over to A this time per chance.
[03:59:47] per maybe per maybe
[04:00:03] stairs make
[04:00:06] i thought you're an egg
[04:00:17] I can't now oh, I think that the blue guy is back
[04:00:28] He's back I
[04:00:38] Did it again man. I did it again
[04:00:47] of
[04:00:54] the
[04:00:58] death
[04:01:01] of
[04:01:04] the
[04:01:07] death
[04:01:14] I fucking sock man
[04:01:41] I'm through the flashback.
[04:01:46] I'm through the grenade.
[04:02:11] I will take this wonderful opportunity to keep eating.
[04:02:24] It's a bug?
[04:02:26] Oh no.
[04:02:28] Oh no.
[04:03:11] God!
[04:03:41] Let's go a guys why not
[04:04:11] all right nevermind our bomb got one over here what the fuck was that
[04:04:23] of
[04:04:30] the
[04:04:34] fact
[04:04:37] of
[04:04:43] the
[04:04:48] Whoa
[04:04:57] Yeah, I should have used my utility so dumb
[04:05:18] I'm not sure if I can get in there.
[04:05:25] Snakey!
[04:05:30] I'm not sure if I can get in there.
[04:05:37] I'm not sure if I can get in there.
[04:05:43] I
[04:05:55] Not bad
[04:06:06] Nasty damn
[04:06:10] Cheddar
[04:06:13] I have a holo-paino-sushi.
[04:06:27] Yeah, that was super sick.
[04:06:34] Let's go.
[04:06:43] I
[04:06:50] Don't even know what to say
[04:06:52] I
[04:07:16] That's okay
[04:07:22] of
[04:07:29] the
[04:07:33] death of
[04:07:36] death of
[04:07:39] death of
[04:07:42] death
[04:07:45] of
[04:07:47] death
[04:07:50] We were saving anyway I guess.
[04:08:18] stomach shots thank you man. I always feel like I'm remembering to aim higher
[04:08:23] but it's it's always still higher than I think. I feel like I need to just like
[04:08:28] aim higher than I think it is. And then adjust from there instead of being too
[04:08:35] low.
[04:08:48] I
[04:09:06] Should have just camped I was breeding
[04:09:18] I
[04:09:38] Totally carried bro, I'm getting carried so fucking hard
[04:09:41] Sometimes it'd be like that Rose growing triple negative
[04:10:01] watch this smoke they already did it's okay mine was
[04:10:09] I think those are both bad.
[04:10:13] I think they're pushing mid.
[04:10:39] of
[04:11:04] the
[04:11:06] You know you could be using this time to buy more skins, right?
[04:11:30] I don't need more skins right now. We just all got stuck on each other.
[04:12:00] I am camping
[04:12:30] One more.
[04:12:42] Yippee! Give me a gun!
[04:12:44] Ooh!
[04:12:46] Look at this!
[04:12:51] It's whatever anything I have.
[04:13:00] I
[04:13:15] Only everything
[04:13:30] I don't know if you can see me from behind that, I can't see them.
[04:13:57] I
[04:14:11] Did your cat stuck in a box I didn't hear them doing some shit. I don't know what happened though
[04:14:27] What's going on?
[04:14:28] Get!
[04:14:34] Blind flashback.
[04:14:36] Smoking.
[04:14:43] Ain't no way you traded a Gulas to Thanos' knife for a camping Swiss button knife SMH.
[04:14:50] Huh?
[04:14:52] What do you mean?
[04:15:27] I'm scared I'm moving and all that's my teammate or that was done.
[04:15:45] Yay!
[04:15:46] Safari mesh.
[04:15:47] What does that look like?
[04:15:52] Oh.
[04:15:53] Hey, how much you pay for your knife the open case
[04:16:18] I mean I still a lot more than that total but that is how much I spent for the knife
[04:16:23] When I was opening it.
[04:16:30] Another smoke.
[04:16:37] Chatter!
[04:16:44] Chatter!
[04:16:52] Fuck!
[04:17:00] Hello.
[04:17:06] Sammon.
[04:17:16] Sammon.
[04:17:18] Sammon.
[04:17:20] Ow.
[04:17:22] Oh
[04:17:52] I'm on the Chinese ground, they're team has 30 kills.
[04:17:59] Counter terrorist, we're dead.
[04:18:01] I'm dead.
[04:18:03] Bomb has been planted.
[04:18:10] He'll haunt me.
[04:18:10] Hello, hello.
[04:18:11] Hello.
[04:18:13] Hello.
[04:18:22] Good smoke me.
[04:18:32] There's one guy.
[04:18:47] Let's go. I didn't do shit. I didn't do shit.
[04:19:05] Yeah, I got carried dude I got so carried
[04:19:21] 85% 15% more to go oh my gosh
[04:19:31] We are getting there kind of
[04:19:40] It's so many games dude
[04:19:52] Dude, crazy, so many games, it's playing Call of the Best way.
[04:20:03] I don't know actually if it's the most efficient, but I would rather play Call of the Best.
[04:20:13] You know, if you do the quest to be fast, what quest?
[04:20:18] How do I see quest?
[04:20:26] The quest, what's the quest?
[04:20:31] Missions?
[04:20:33] Um, left above the store?
[04:20:40] Oh, I already did it.
[04:20:43] Oh, well, I can't do it.
[04:20:47] It's already done.
[04:20:57] Above the capsule thing.
[04:21:03] Huh?
[04:21:06] Huh?
[04:21:10] Favorite map so far?
[04:21:11] I like Dust2.
[04:21:12] Dust2 is my favorite.
[04:21:15] I need to buy the pass.
[04:21:20] Uh...
[04:21:25] Right.
[04:21:30] You'll paragon ace, thanks for 8 months.
[04:21:35] Hey.
[04:21:40] Let's roll.
[04:21:44] What?
[04:21:50] Cheddar?
[04:21:52] Why? What's wrong?
[04:21:55] What?
[04:22:00] Why do you sound so sad?
[04:22:02] What? What do you sound so sad?
[04:22:04] What's wrong?
[04:22:07] Oh, hi, Cheddar.
[04:22:08] The cat's name is Chatter, no!
[04:22:15] No Chatter!
[04:22:16] Chatter!
[04:22:17] Chatter!
[04:22:18] Chatter!
[04:22:19] Chatter!
[04:22:20] Like the cheese.
[04:22:21] I didn't name my cat after Chat.
[04:22:22] Chatter?
[04:22:23] No.
[04:22:24] No.
[04:22:25] No.
[04:22:26] No.
[04:22:27] No.
[04:22:28] No.
[04:22:29] No.
[04:22:30] No.
[04:22:31] No.
[04:22:32] No.
[04:22:33] No.
[04:22:34] No.
[04:22:35] No.
[04:22:36] No.
[04:22:37] Come on, get off the b**ch!
[04:22:39] No! No! No!
[04:22:41] Why did it record?
[04:22:43] Bro, he stepped on the mixer so many times
[04:22:45] that it recorded me saying chat or no.
[04:22:47] And now it's a...
[04:22:49] Great game!
[04:22:51] Oh, you're getting signed, thank you for the 10.
[04:22:53] Let's go, Mothfuckers.
[04:22:55] Stop, stop, bro. He made f**king...
[04:22:57] Oh my god.
[04:22:59] Thanks for money, man.
[04:23:01] When the cat steps on the mixer
[04:23:03] and it f**king records...
[04:23:05] What are they called?
[04:23:12] I'm scared.
[04:23:21] Yeah, sound bites.
[04:23:22] How do I clear them?
[04:23:28] Okay.
[04:23:38] Oh, I got some hoes. They're getting jiggy.
[04:23:42] Move and shut.
[04:23:44] What did he say?
[04:23:48] What the fuck, bitch?
[04:23:50] My fault, bro. You walked in front of me. My fault.
[04:24:00] Two shot, maybe three shot up top.
[04:24:03] Top on, uh, Keith.
[04:24:10] Yo, Juergenstein with ten gifted subs! Thank you so much!
[04:24:15] That'll be you, Juergenstein. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
[04:24:20] I'm not going to play Flash Bunny.
[04:24:24] Oh shit.
[04:24:31] You are either an angel or demon, and I don't believe in religions, but I like it either way.
[04:24:39] I don't know...
[04:24:42] Hey, what was that? What was that?
[04:24:50] That was crazy
[04:25:10] Why is everyone going a now guys guys
[04:25:17] Guys, they might be B. They're B. Oh my God.
[04:25:47] There's another one. Help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, rotate!
[04:26:00] Oh my god, I think that's just gonna get the bomb.
[04:26:11] He should have come for a minute.
[04:26:12] He may go up top.
[04:26:14] I don't know where to go.
[04:26:19] Ah!
[04:26:23] I got four.
[04:26:25] You got anything?
[04:26:28] Uh, I wanted a butter gun.
[04:26:38] Kitties.
[04:26:40] they're fighting or something
[04:26:57] someone on their team disconnected
[04:27:03] is there a way to make sure the map just automatically shows everything instead of
[04:27:06] being zoomed in
[04:27:08] I don't like how I have to press Tab.
[04:27:11] See anything?
[04:27:15] B, B, B, B, B, I hear somebody.
[04:27:21] What the?
[04:27:25] I'm so dead.
[04:27:28] I'm scared.
[04:27:31] See you.
[04:27:38] I will give this to someone, I guess.
[04:27:42] Uh, that's that one.
[04:27:43] No, no one even died.
[04:27:46] Someone won't.
[04:27:49] Can I take yours?
[04:27:51] Yes?
[04:27:52] Yes?
[04:27:53] Yes?
[04:27:54] Take?
[04:27:55] Oh, wait.
[04:27:56] Do I not get there done?
[04:27:57] No, that's okay.
[04:27:58] I can afford it.
[04:27:59] There's a pack I can afford it.
[04:28:08] I'm gonna go there I guess.
[04:28:16] There's definitely one up there though.
[04:28:29] There's one down there!
[04:28:34] You fucking, you stupid, how do you even get down there?
[04:28:43] One more, one more, he's one shot.
[04:28:50] One's window pushing A.
[04:28:54] From B's stairs?
[04:28:55] Oh, I didn't know that there was a tunnel under there, I've never been in the tunnel.
[04:28:59] That makes more sense. I thought he had to like sneak through middle to get there
[04:29:07] Oh
[04:29:28] Wow
[04:29:37] They like to go B.
[04:29:48] oh my god one straight head down
[04:30:48] Don't fall why are they following me?
[04:30:52] Why are you no no?
[04:30:57] Go to a
[04:31:01] I feel bad
[04:31:07] Well, I know I'm here now
[04:31:09] Oh shit, waiting with the AWP.
[04:31:19] Oh!
[04:31:20] I don't know why I told them to use the kill feed, I forgot.
[04:31:35] Let's go.
[04:32:05] Nice, the bomb's up there.
[04:32:12] Nice.
[04:32:13] Shit.
[04:32:14] Oh, I should have protected him, I could have been there earlier.
[04:32:23] I should have protected him. I could have been there earlier.
[04:32:26] Oh, my God.
[04:32:27] Sorry, God.
[04:32:36] Oh.
[04:32:37] Look out, mid.
[04:32:40] Two mid.
[04:32:41] Seal.
[04:32:43] Seal.
[04:32:45] Raider scale?
[04:32:46] Like on the other side, though.
[04:32:48] I feel like yeah, you're right down
[04:33:01] This is right
[04:33:05] Hey, I can see the whole map. No, thank you. Yeah, I don't like I didn't like how it was zoomed in
[04:33:11] Oh
[04:33:18] This is a spectator. Oh, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Push
[04:33:31] You have time
[04:33:34] I should not have worked for you. Hey, first time on the set. It's because you bum rest and you bum rest the hell out of them
[04:33:40] You're doing good.
[04:33:42] Yeah, bro.
[04:33:44] Thank you.
[04:33:46] Yay!
[04:33:48] That was good.
[04:33:50] Oh.
[04:33:52] Ah, I mean, it looks weird,
[04:33:54] but at least I can see the whole map.
[04:33:56] I'm fine with this.
[04:33:58] There are a lot of people I can't
[04:34:00] want to see. I think I'll never expect
[04:34:02] in bottom rush, and they're so used to
[04:34:04] people coming at that.
[04:34:06] So perfect.
[04:34:08] using it for real the silver strats work you shut up what are they talking
[04:34:16] about if you're off and up there I bet they're gonna go right this time
[04:34:27] we're definitely need them
[04:34:38] Yeah
[04:34:45] Are you looking man
[04:34:55] Oh
[04:34:57] over here.
[04:35:07] Made, made, made, made.
[04:35:09] Just hurt him.
[04:35:11] I'm just camping.
[04:35:16] Camp made. Sniper, sniping out made.
[04:35:18] Dude, just wait the bomb's there! Like, why are we just chillin?
[04:35:22] Bomb boxes.
[04:35:27] I'll just watch that bomb yellow you make them near left I tried to tell you yellow
[04:35:45] Hello?
[04:35:56] That's it, one more should be here, right?
[04:35:58] Hi, hey, hey, just hi, just hi, just hi.
[04:36:02] Yay!
[04:36:04] Yay, wait, there's a ladder here?
[04:36:06] I was holding out. I learned to not be impatient and just wait
[04:36:20] Yo, some raw 32, thank you for the five months which prime
[04:36:24] I'm
[04:36:35] They're gonna
[04:36:46] My god, there's camping and there's literally two dudes camping in the fucking pond room
[04:36:54] Fuck.
[04:36:58] Well, I heard him at least, and that's 2v3.
[04:37:00] Hey, we got a bomb though, so it's all good.
[04:37:02] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yellow.
[04:37:04] Just sneak around really really slow.
[04:37:07] Aw, he's jamming me this one.
[04:37:10] Yep.
[04:37:12] Shit, bro, I don't know this map.
[04:37:14] I just play slow.
[04:37:16] Fucking hate that Mason dude, bro.
[04:37:18] Hey, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
[04:37:21] What did Mason do, man?
[04:37:24] Yeah, I don't need purple, just hit it one more, he's probably going to come in, like
[04:37:38] trust, trust, trust, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
[04:37:50] I was so like, I fucking knew this.
[04:37:54] Well, that was nasty.
[04:37:55] He's two fucking months to not have that.
[04:37:57] Why are we?
[04:37:58] He loves me way too fucking much, not a man.
[04:38:05] This fucking dude's addicted to me and this shit.
[04:38:09] All he fucking does is we rush in there,
[04:38:12] on a lead line, and stick it into your leg.
[04:38:20] I need to listen to that song so bad it's in my fucking brain, bro.
[04:38:43] I'll be right back.
[04:39:13] you
[04:39:43] you
[04:40:13] you
[04:40:43] you
[04:41:13] you
[04:43:13] I feel better now.
[04:43:15] Bruh.
[04:43:17] Ow the cat just grabbed my toe!
[04:43:19] Stop!
[04:43:21] Barbony's view, Brainy.
[04:43:23] Stop! Stop!
[04:43:25] One top blue, top blue.
[04:43:27] I think it's you who made the bomb.
[04:43:29] The creep?
[04:43:31] Fuck it's God's sewer system.
[04:43:33] I think it's you who made the bomb.
[04:43:35] I think it's you who made the bomb.
[04:43:37] The creep?
[04:43:39] Fuck it's God's sewer system.
[04:43:41] Fuck it's God sewer system
[04:43:44] Craig what's underpass I think
[04:43:48] Still sorry
[04:43:50] He might be flanking that egg egg watch out flanking to egg
[04:43:57] Not a gun there he is
[04:44:01] He killed him
[04:44:11] How do you get up there jump from the van?
[04:44:18] Terrorist time.
[04:44:24] Yeah, you do a triple jump.
[04:44:30] I don't know how to do that.
[04:44:37] Boost off forehead.
[04:44:39] What?
[04:44:40] I don't understand.
[04:44:46] Ah!
[04:44:49] Mason!
[04:44:51] Aw, bro.
[04:44:55] Two on A.
[04:44:57] One down on A.
[04:44:59] We fucking lost.
[04:45:02] Two on A.
[04:45:04] We fucking lost
[04:45:13] I haven't seen anyone by the duel of the red is before
[04:45:24] It's coming toward coming toward I think it's cuz he has the stat tracks game
[04:45:30] Yo, Night Mode! Thanks for watching too much!
[04:45:33] If Kirby swallowed a Kirby that already swallowed your save file, would the final Kirby gain the ability to speedrun himself?
[04:45:40] Or would the universe just fold into a permanent 24-hour stream?
[04:45:45] I don't understand. I don't understand.
[04:45:51] I don't see anybody where are they
[04:46:21] I got got through the boxes
[04:46:30] Watch me watch me in one back
[04:46:35] Yeah that's my mid
[04:46:41] Like two shot
[04:46:43] Two both mid both mid
[04:46:45] Grab the bomb
[04:46:47] It's not one bottom.
[04:46:47] Oh, then the bombs in front of the box or something.
[04:46:52] I'll check back later.
[04:46:53] Ah!
[04:46:55] He's going to take me just.
[04:46:58] Let's get one more bottom.
[04:47:00] He's got three bullets, bro.
[04:47:01] I know.
[04:47:02] It's a good try.
[04:47:09] I'll parry up here.
[04:47:11] Or not, if I'm OK.
[04:47:15] I'm gonna say, fuck it.
[04:47:16] AHHHHHHHHH
[04:47:18] Hello
[04:47:20] Actually come over here
[04:47:22] Come over here
[04:47:24] Come on
[04:47:26] Bomb is moving B
[04:47:28] I'll go out there mate
[04:47:46] one down middle past the overpass
[04:47:56] we're the bomb we're the bomb oh my god
[04:48:02] oh my god there was one back boxes
[04:48:06] there's only one left
[04:48:08] I can't believe I got killed
[04:48:12] Hey, let's graven thank you for the two months
[04:48:24] All right, we all go be
[04:48:28] Be
[04:48:33] This guy's so silly he said go see such a jokester
[04:48:42] Oh my god, he ran in front of me
[04:49:12] He's gonna be going green room.
[04:49:18] One more, one more.
[04:49:20] A green room.
[04:49:22] Uh, one on top, top on the top, I believe.
[04:49:25] Good shit.
[04:49:26] Uh, last part of the day.
[04:49:29] I'm gonna just...
[04:49:32] YAY!
[04:49:35] I need a stop.
[04:49:42] Alright, we all go A through Palace.
[04:49:47] Sounds good.
[04:49:49] Move it, move it.
[04:49:51] Okay.
[04:49:58] Stay back, Green.
[04:50:00] That's me. I'm Green.
[04:50:05] uh
[04:50:35] Oh my god, I'm fuckin' aimless, where?
[04:50:45] Uh, he's in that little corner back there.
[04:50:51] In the middle.
[04:50:53] Dude, the cat?
[04:50:55] How did he...
[04:50:56] She stole one of my fucking chapsticks and she's just sitting on it like an egg.
[04:51:01] I think that's a lot of them.
[04:51:03] I don't know if I can even show it.
[04:51:07] Alright, we all go B. Stops.
[04:51:11] You can't see my chapstick, but she has it.
[04:51:15] Why would you do that?
[04:51:19] Come on, Green.
[04:51:23] I'm getting...
[04:51:33] one shot, one shot
[04:51:37] beneath this
[04:51:41] ah fuck
[04:51:45] I'm down man, I'm down man
[04:51:49] fuck
[04:51:53] I wasn't walked in, sorry
[04:51:57] they go to your left left left left
[04:52:01] walked in sorry I'll take a picture. Yo Westgraven thank you for the five. Thank you West.
[04:52:18] Okay well now it's kind of behind her but
[04:52:23] you see the red thing behind her that's my chapstick she stole it off my desk.
[04:52:28] There's a big ass chorm behind her.
[04:52:35] What's up, arches, arches, arches?
[04:52:50] Oh, two, two boxes, two boxes, two boxes, made a right, but be purple.
[04:53:05] Oh, fuck, one in arches and one should be...
[04:53:41] fire. You were right. I got a second one. How does he know? That was crazy. That was
[04:53:58] So sick
[04:54:03] He has ears, I don't know how he knows the timing so well though just brain I guess
[04:54:13] I had a smoke
[04:54:28] one
[04:54:50] go up those boxes
[04:54:57] scared
[04:55:01] get up those boxes
[04:55:02] get up the boxes can i do that
[04:55:06] jump across
[04:55:09] and look down
[04:55:12] oh he was right
[04:55:14] i missed i could i didn't understand what he was trying to tell me though
[04:55:17] said where we're going
[04:55:24] good coms though
[04:55:28] he was a bomb stairs
[04:55:39] come on
[04:55:43] I'm A.
[04:55:46] One's at the top, one's at the bottom.
[04:55:49] Oh my god, one's at the bottom.
[04:55:52] Now you're getting angry at the game.
[04:55:57] Five seconds.
[04:55:59] Ah.
[04:56:08] Oh, we only need one more.
[04:56:10] I didn't notice that before I'm a smoke window and we're gonna push
[04:56:15] Made it or the fucking window me me me
[04:56:24] If this is the right smoke first time on this man, I forgot the line of
[04:56:36] Team work, I still
[04:56:40] Oh my god I swung so slow. I'm sorry team. Come on brother, it's the light work.
[04:56:56] Fuck!
[04:57:03] Stay there, stay there.
[04:57:08] Toofy-tooh.
[04:57:26] I'm not it's not even how my teammate like didn't kill him.
[04:57:56] right away the guy like took so long to realize where he was being shot from
[04:58:02] you're five seconds dude couldn't bond the motherfucker
[04:58:21] The floor is fucking bitch ass hot in the damn rafter things.
[04:58:28] I'm lying.
[04:58:34] Alright, we all go B.
[04:58:36] Okay.
[04:58:40] I will follow the team.
[04:58:42] I have the bomb.
[04:58:51] I thought if they were be there, they'd be in kitchen.
[04:59:15] of
[04:59:22] of
[04:59:25] of
[04:59:30] of
[04:59:33] of
[04:59:35] of
[04:59:37] Oh, fuck.
[04:59:39] Baki, thanks for the nine months.
[04:59:44] Oh, no, I don't have any money now.
[04:59:57] Where are we going?
[05:00:03] I'll win one more one more so hard rush a
[05:00:33] I
[05:00:40] Got Mason he's one of their good guys
[05:00:47] Valent
[05:00:49] My god
[05:01:03] all right we're all going mid I think I got it this time
[05:01:15] yo Ometi thanks for the six months I don't want to die first someone else peek
[05:01:27] I hit one down mid smoke Watch the arches, watch arches
[05:01:41] one is on the right side of the road
[05:01:54] one is on each corner
[05:01:57] if you have a flash you can shoot you
[05:02:00] oh no
[05:02:07] I've got to try. Not much I can do, I guess. Let's show me those things this time. Oh,
[05:02:24] it's just over? We don't have like a tiebreaker? Oh. I thought it was like Valorant where
[05:02:34] or is first to like two or something?
[05:02:38] Well,
[05:02:41] I guess that is that.
[05:02:42] I don't know.
[05:02:44] In Premiere?
[05:02:45] Oh, I see.
[05:02:48] Fuck dude, I didn't get any XP for that.
[05:02:51] We're like barely any XP.
[05:02:54] Damn.
[05:02:55] Well, I don't have a limit of life for five hours,
[05:02:58] but I think I'm gonna go lay down and rest now
[05:03:01] since I feel kind of shitty,
[05:03:03] but I just wanted to stream today.
[05:03:05] I'm not sure if I'm gonna...
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