Emiru
I AM SICK!!! 🌸⭐ THE EGG YEARNS TO WATCH REACT AND PLAY VIDEO GAME 🌸⭐ VARIETY GAMING HELL (DO NOT SAVE ME I LOVE IT HERE) 🌸⭐ @EMIRU247
04-04-2026 · 5h 06m
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If I'm a bad person, you don't like me, all I guess I'll make my own way, it's a circle,
I mean, Cycle, I can't excite you anymore
What should gavel your jury?
What's my offense this time?
You're not a judge, but if you're gonna judge me
We'll send this thing to another life
Don't believe that sounds like a word of anything
It's all from my back to nothing but the same
Yeah, nothing but a whole new life
But it's all in the devil's place
Together!
We run!
We run!
We run!
We run!
Together!
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Yeah, I lost track of time again.
Hello.
Hi guys!
Hello, hi guys.
Good morning.
I see an angel in the galaxy.
Hello.
The world is ending, but I hope they can turn the world.
I see the girls are biased in this summer flow.
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes.
I see a line of bars in their parking too black
With lies in my love won't never to come back
I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like you can't be there if it happens everyday
Hello
I look inside my cell and see my heart be glad
Hi guys!
I'm the first of my little adverse-climbing pain to be glad
Make a damn happy way to stop the pain
How is everybody today?
Not easy, the things that are way too long
Silent Hill, thank you so much!
29 months, Bandi, 29 months
and I'm gonna say it for the five, Nico, 16 months
Itachi, thank you for the 5 gifted, thank you, 2 paws?
Uh, 40 Shui, thank you for the 5 and a pair of eyes, thank you for the 10 and a change of 6 months, alright guys?
Yeah, hello.
Um, I don't think that Moni got me sick.
I don't- no, I don't- I don't think she got me sick.
I'm not coughing or anything, I just feel...
Shit.
Which, uh, must scream.
Zap, 27, thanks for the 6 months, thank you.
I'm just...
Yeah, I don't think I only was boring. I really wanted to stream today because I'm not sure if I'm gonna stream tomorrow
because there's a shit ton of Easter stuff going on and I don't know if my
Streaming phone is gonna work in the car. So I might just like yeah, I might just not work out
and I'm gonna be gone
Tuesday Wednesday Thursday because I have a
um, Red Bull Athlete
oh my god, I feel like uh
I don't know, I feel like a weird thing, but I have a Red Bull Athlete thing on
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, so I'm not gonna be able to stream on those days
yeah, I have to fly to f-
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Even they get quiet so
Protecting them well, I mean they don't really do anything they just scream like if I were a predator
And I want to snatch those eggs. I don't know if I do that scared
Yeah, it's it's very cute
very nice
Ooba, thanks for the food. I know the method to feel better fast when I'm sick. I put Leon this canopy on the TV
Oh my god, what is what are you guys gonna get sick of this bit?
How many weeks has it been of talking about Leon in the TV?
I just finished everything in Resident Evil 4 yesterday. Never. Oh my god
brother
You guys better stop where the cat's gonna get it the kitty is going to get it. Oh
Also, um yeah, the mr. Beast video came out. I'm sure you guys heard the news that I'm a I won
I'm a finalist. I did so amazing. I didn't get eliminated at the beginning though
So I was I was fine with that. I was I was fine with my placement. So
Well, of course I didn't get eliminated since I won first place of course
Yeah, well those spoilers well, I feel like a reason people taught me about it, but yeah, you'll see you'll see
Don't worry. You'll see
I feel like Cheddar looks so old lately.
They say that cats look like their owners.
Oh shit, I got lipstick on my pants.
I'm sorry Cheddar!
I'm sorry!
Oh yeah, we can watch The New Mr. Beast.
We can watch New Tip to Tip.
React to it, it'll be great.
If you weren't put Leon on the TV at least, potato.
Maybe I can put eight on the TV.
Also, I posted a new TikTok today if you guys care about cosplay stuff.
I've said it so many times, but I really mean it this time.
I'm trying to post more cosplay stuff.
I'm gonna go in this room.
What's so funny?
Why are you shutting it out?
Oh, maybe it's probably my diet finally catching up to me.
I've been trying to eat health here this year and I feel like I've done a good job but I think it's still catching up to me.
It was too late.
It was already over.
We're gonna stay for the six months, thank you!
Thanks, Berg!
Oh my god.
Oh no, my eye-eye was stuck in my throat.
I can't walk.
Oh my...
...save.
Hello.
I'm just saying true.
Hello.
Oh, I never turned the music down.
Hi.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Oh my gosh.
In my new TikTok, I of course had to use the new Resident Evil coaster that my beautiful
wife, extra Emily, got for me.
I was like, oh my god, this is perfect.
Like before I do an 801 cosplay, I get this.
That's great.
That's amazing.
What a gift.
I know.
Fantastic.
Amazing.
But yeah.
I was thinking, I was like, God, if I feel shitty, I should probably just cancel stream,
right?
That's what I usually do.
And I was like, no.
I must play Counter-Strike and watch Mr. Beast.
The brain rot was too strong.
I mean I was probably just gonna play games anyway, you know?
So I was like, I just won't finish my makeup and I'll just turn on the stream.
Who cares?
So, yeah.
Take good care of yourself and hope you feel better soon.
Thank you, Dave.
I'll be fine.
I'll be fine.
No, get a third knife as well. You want to open cases, be honest.
Well...
Well, I didn't say that...
Sorry, I was watching the Ultra Kill trailer.
I did notice that I added a lot of money to my Steam wallet yesterday.
But I still have a lot of leftover cases and I still have $600 in my Steam wallet.
But I I don't know if I want to open skins for a bit
I feel like I just got a new knife that I can use and not feel like
Completely humiliated about so I don't know if I really um, yeah
Or that's what I would say if I was responsible, right?
I do I do want to play I do want to play because I I still need to unlock premier
I can't even play the actual fucking game yet
So, you know, that's what I needed. What new knife did you get? Um, I got, it's a blue
camo knife, and it's, it's decent quality, but it's nothing special. It's like an
$80 knife, but it's way better than the other one that I had. That's the
important thing, is that it's better. So yeah, fal, falchion bright water. Yeah.
Do you want to play or do you want to just open cases? Bro, you guys keep
focusing on the cases, but I've spent way more time playing than opening the cases just because I'm
more engaged when I'm opening the cases like who would it be it's designed that way they literally
design those things like fucking slot machines like the ticking sound oh my gosh it's so bad bro
I'm such like a easily marketed at monkey bro like every time I've been in the casino like I
I went to the hard rock hard rock casino for the Red Bull Tetris event. Oh my god. Hearing all the slot machine sounds it like
Oh god, it feels like it's like it like tickles my brain. Oh my gosh. It's so bad. I I can't I can't be around those things
I love the sound so much. They're so yes the dopamine sounds. No
No, not the dopamine sounds
Yeah, they designed them to try to trigger dopamine in your brain and it works on me.
So I try to stay away from it.
It's not good.
Not good at all.
Not there at all.
Cheddar.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
He's opening my windows.
Cheddar, stop.
Why?
He learned how to open these blind things and he just keeps opening them randomly,
dude.
Just remember it's a 50-50 to get a knife you either get it or you don't.
Oh look he's wearing my hair! It's actually thank you!
It's 50-50 to get a knife? I don't know if that's how it works.
It's 50-50 to get a knife you either get it or you don't.
You need type open cases that gives gloves now, coincidentally I also have a bright water knife from the same gloves opened from cases not bought.
Do you think he likes the tummy pets chatter see pretending to be dead
I think he does hate me.
You can go free now, my boy.
I think he does hate you.
Yeah, you can go free now, my boy.
Farewell.
He's so patient. I don't know how he tolerates it,
but he does. He despises you!
But, but I, I'm so nice to him.
Good night, BV! Thank you for the 10 months! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
He looks terrified. You think that's how a cat that's terrified looks?
If he were terrified, he'd be trying, he'd be scratching me trying to get away from me.
He'd be like stabbing my arms and stuff.
He understands English. Cheddar's too dumb to understand English.
Drama queen shirt. Oh, it's a Miku shirt. See?
It's a Miku shirt. I got it on. I think I literally got it on, like,
I think I literally got it on um Tmoo or Aliexpress one of those
Whenever you grab him he looks so utterly resigned. I can see him thinking just bear with it. She'll get pulled and release me
That might that might be accurate. I don't know poor cheddar
Cheddar
Or Cheddar do you think that Cheddar knows that I use him for content?
Well, thank you for the 10 gifted. Thank you. Oh
W. Oh parts and chat for Oaf. Thank you. Oh
Thank you so much big big big 10. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. My favorite Red Bull flavor. Um, my favorite is the light blue one
I think it's called like snow barrier or something
Systemized Eric. Thanks for the 47 months
Thank you, thank you. Yo ex emilu. Thanks for 16 months. Thank you. Thank you
I don't I don't I want to watch this mr. Beast video. I feel like I
I don't know if you're going to be able to see me that much in it because, dude, in a
room with angry justice, thanks for the six months, and another thing for the two, okay,
you want to know that the, I mean, this is, I don't think this is a secret, even though
I'm a streamer content creator, you know, like, I put myself out there in a room
full of other streamers and youtubers I shut down like I'm like oh my god these
people are way too outgoing for me I'm just gonna let them do their thing and
I'm just gonna watch I should I cannot handle that shit dude I get so I mean I
don't hate it or anything but I definitely I don't like talking over
people I don't like forcing my way into conversations or bits I'm happy I'm
just happy to be there so I don't know if I'm gonna be in it all that much. I was
mostly just chilling with my friends so yeah that's kind of why I tend to be more
of a solo streamer because in big groups I'm just like I yeah you I don't know
I'm not going to talk over you guys, so.
But I do, I actually, I.
That makes it sound like I don't like being in those environments, but the thing is I do
and I love people that are outgoing, people that talk a lot.
I'm just, I just am not capable of being like that, I guess.
But, um, yeah, I'm happy just to chill and hang out.
Oh, I literally saw myself.
I just shot.
There's me.
Whoa!
Frame one egg on there's Emily, Cynna, Wabi.
Wow, yeah.
There's me.
Guys, I'm in a Mr. Beast video. Whoa!
Wow, my first Mr. Beast video, unless you count the League tournament that I did with him a long time ago.
Yeah, it was very cool. Everyone was so nice.
I don't want to leave lives with that million dollars!
These are the biggest streamers in the universe!
And the last one of them to leave wins it all!
She's gonna be co-hosting with me for this video!
Oh, what was that picture?
I hate that picture!
The universe and the li-
What the heck?
Why do I look like that?
I feel like all these pictures are kind of...
Are some of these edited?
Why is Tifu there twice?
Why are some of the people kind of wonky?
I just wanted them to leave, when did all the streets gonna be closing with me for this video?
Do whatever you want.
Maybe they're AI enhanced.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, cause I'm like, I don't think I look, no I do look like that.
It's just not a very good picture.
But some of these other ones I feel like it doesn't look like, like, what the heck?
Why do I buy in Jason?
What the hell?
It's one of them to leave, wins it all.
Yeah man, I made the fish cut.
I'm trying to get some people out.
Yo, I'm paranoid!
We're locked in together, locked in together.
Alright?
Do we have like a Spanish alliance?
Yeah, it's a power friendship.
I think it's all about strategy in here.
Please, please!
You want me to get on the floor, start twerking, I'll do it.
Yes.
I don't.
You're saying if you want me to, I'll do it.
I really don't want to.
What do they do with them?
I think they do it in a queue, but I'd better go crazy.
Oh wait, there was a clip of me but I'm blocking it.
Wait, did my camera freeze? Hello?
Hello?
Guys, it's a little bit loud
Okay, one second
Hello?
Hello?
Oh, I'm back. Hello?
I don't know
Move my camera
There's me holy shit
each of them. Why did they even let me look stressed? I didn't realize they're- I mean it makes sense but
I wasn't consciously thinking like I'm being filmed every second. I don't know. There's me.
Oh you can tell by the low res they really fucking zoomed in on me.
Okay, so I'm sure he explains this but basically the wall so each of our faces we had to take a paint. Okay. No, I won't
Come on up. Who do I shoot first? No, you shoot that way. Sketch.
These are the streamers. Would you like to eliminate them?
Wait. He missed. He missed. He missed.
I'm a nice guy. Who's next?
This show is so stressful. It's so stressful because it's so easy to miss and hit someone
next to who you're actually aiming for. And then if you do that, that person's gonna hate you.
And oh my it was so stressful like everyone was so you can just tell everyone was so pussy
Except for like five people was like, oh, you know you go
Yeah
Shedder, Shedder, Shedder, Shedder, Shedder.
Sorry, he stole bacon from my breakfast.
I didn't even realize I still had that here.
I had a nice three sunny side up eggs,
two pieces of toast, bacon, and hash browns.
And I didn't eat one piece of bacon
And he just tries to, ah.
What?
What was your score?
Damn, no!
Oh, man!
Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn!
Do you want something real quick?
Yeah.
You're gonna miss, old man.
Oh!
Yeah!
Move for Polo, thank you for the prize!
And Corky, thanks for 42 months.
Oh, he missed!
I'm an easy target.
No doubt it's all perfect.
I'm an easy target.
Someone's gonna accidentally get shot
and then it's gonna snowball.
Arcane!
Come on, though!
And the brutality continues.
Oh, Arcane!
They begin targeting them.
They're streamers.
Oh!
That's so mean!
That's an industry!
Okay, so dude, what happened here was, okay, there was drama here because, um, Archie said
he was trying to hit Dan, since Ludwig already hit Dan.
It's like, okay, so that's safe, you're not gonna like, make a new enemy, and he's
probably gonna get out anyway.
And then he, he hit Cynna, right?
But everyone was like, no, I think he did that on purpose.
I think he hit Cynna on purpose, and Cynna was so upset, and people were going
So they're like, don't worry, Senna.
Don't worry, Senna.
We're going to try to help you not get out and Senna
with your own telling people, like, please shoot this person
so I don't get out.
Oh, god.
The drama is crazy.
Oh, so crazy.
And the streamers fought right back.
Oh, god.
The heart.
And just like that, the least-liked streamers
are starting to reveal themselves.
For 18-year-olds, the show has been live close next.
We shoot whoever shoots us. It was like people are aiming at whoever aim for them
This was so fucking pretty
for me!
Irmak, thank you for the four months.
Pokey was, okay, so she was trying to do
like a Switzerland thing where she was like,
I don't wanna shoot anybody.
So she shot the floor and it bounced off
and hit Orky anyway.
And yeah, yeah, that's what actually happened.
It was fucking crazy.
I felt so bad for Orky.
Yeah, crazy trick shot, bro.
She got him good.
Oh my God.
Well, aside from that, the streamers targeted people they thought were the biggest threat.
Oh, Lari, climb back! Climb back! Defend your aura!
Did you just shoot yourself?
He shot himself!
You're a hero, Molly!
You're him! You're him!
They even started targeting people that already had points.
I have to play a save. I can't make enemies out here.
In order to decrease the likelihood of themselves getting eliminated.
Trash shot!
Oh!
But not everybody has a perfect game.
Who you gonna miss?
Oh yeah, you missed.
You missed!
No, I didn't miss!
Yeah, you did!
Hahahahaha!
I didn't know I missed!
Hahahahaha!
Oh!
XQC!
Oh!
XQC!
You fell off!
I'm gonna get him, buddy!
Hey!
I'm not gonna forget you all!
And thanks to XQC's outbursts,
the 5 rules target streamers
Okay, I see she was going off on people.
Okay, so my, my shot...
I remember, okay, so...
I, I was trying to help Sina out, right?
Cause, okay, so Sina had three shots. I was like, okay, so...
someone else has to have more shots than Sina.
And I saw that, uh, DDG had, I think, two or three.
So I was like, okay, I'm gonna try to shoot DDG, cause, you know, I don't, it's nothing personal, I just don't really know him.
And he's the closest person I can hit to help Senna.
I missed it, I hit Ludwig!
And he was so mad at me!
Move Uber, thanks for the six months!
Thank you, I felt so bad!
I wasn't hit the first shot on Ludwig too,
and then someone else shot him on purpose after,
and they were trying to get him out, but I think he didn't get out, I think.
Change the light, Trey!
Yeah, my terrible aim.
Bye bye, have a good time!
But before he left, XQC had something to say to the streamer.
Nobody wants AMP!
The music is trash!
What are you going on?
Oh, boy, it was AMP!
And look, I'm the AMP of yours!
All right, all right, all right.
Are you guys ready for the second game?
Here we go.
All right, boys, lock in.
That was a long answer.
Change the floor!
Change the floor!
I was like, all right, boys, lock in.
Change the floor!
No.
Oh, baby.
I'm sorry, baby.
I
Didn't try guys, I'm sorry
I
of your viewers. Everyone else who places their hand on and loses the challenge will be eliminated.
Okay, so if you want to compete for this Lamborghini,
step inside the circle. I'll explain why after I don't want to, I don't want to explain why.
That's a good deal. Bro, you get an easy stream. I'm afraid, I'm afraid. I will step in.
I'm going to get stepped. 48 seconds. I'm thinking about the clips. Get in there. 33 seconds.
You hate us? No, no, no, no, no. Just wait, just wait for my explanation.
Just do it.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Let's go.
Only four people entered the circle. Let's see who wins the limbo.
I'm gonna start the timer at three, two, one. The rest is on you.
It's gonna be the longest 10 minutes for them.
Everyone is locked in on this game. They are focused on playing.
But just like the paintball game, chaos was about to come to an end.
Is your ex-magic your solo Lamborghini?
50, 60, 70, 30, 80, 60, 20, 20, 20, and 9!
7, 30, 7, y'all!
Two minutes!
Two minutes!
Five minutes!
Five minutes!
25.
Seven minutes!
Five!
20 minutes!
Four!
Six minutes!
Eight minutes, y'all!
Time is ticking.
One is literally going to give away this Lamborghini in the next 10 minutes.
Three of them are about to go home.
Oh, my God, sketch is stressing me.
Come on, sketch.
Oh, all right, we have our first person to take their hand off.
Am I close?
It's been like five minutes.
No way.
I lost.
Yeah.
How?
Because when other streamers are sabotaging you,
it's almost impossible to focus.
All right, check this.
You know what?
They didn't realize at the time that the last two
players had a different strategy.
Yeah, okay, so this is why I didn't do it because okay, so
They said it wasn't technically cheating, but to me it's cheating
Sketch and neon actually counted the other people had other people
Recording with the camera to ten minutes and then telling them when to take their hand off and
They're like it's fine. We didn't say they couldn't do that and I was but I heard them talking about doing that
I was like, okay, I'm not gonna do that because I'm not gonna try to count against people that are cheating or
If we're all like let's say I was cheating too
It's just luck at that point like who's like closer to the middle second. I was like, I'm not doing that
That's so lame. So that's why I'm doing it. They had allies who were tracking the time on their vlog cameras the entire game
You started right on time
This one I'm gonna get I'm gonna get a little kid. She's got somebody. He's got somebody. It's good strategy
That is the lamest way to lose a game.
I had nine minutes. I'm going over there.
I felt so bad for Sketch because, okay, I'm not, you know,
you know, it's their show, they can decide the rules.
But I feel like Sketch deserved to win
because he was the closest person
who didn't have someone else just tell them
when it was 10 minutes.
Like, they weren't counting.
They were just waiting for their friends to tell them
when to take their hand off.
Sabotizing.
Like, I felt so bad.
Sketch didn't know that they were doing it.
they were doing that too. So he was already at a disadvantage because he didn't even know that
was allowed. I thought that was allowed.
See, all these people realized what they were doing and they were trying to sabotage them from cheating.
So they were trying to scream over my mic, yeah.
They were at the same time.
We got the cameras here.
Her hand came off first.
His hand came off five frames later,
which was closer to 10 minutes.
Reboot!
Five frames!
Five frames!
Reboot!
Cheating clues!
I would like to say that I'm disappointed.
I think I have brain damage.
How was I so bad?
You should have made a friend.
Well, I tried.
I didn't know I could cheat.
I love cheating.
You three have been eliminated.
I'm actually going to fly.
Take it off!
French streamer Reboot won, and he's about to give one of you this Lambo.
Right on the charts, guys.
Mr. Zou, M.F.Z.
He's gonna love him.
You just won a random Lamborghini.
That's great. That's great. That's great.
And even though I just gave away a Lamborghini, one of these streamers will be winning one of million dollars
It's not a fly me!
To give away on their live stream to viewers like you.
And if you aren't already subscribed,
we're super close to hitting half a billion subscribers.
Half a billion, that's crazy!
But I didn't fight for them today.
Jimmy said the next game is gonna be brutal.
All right, it's time for the next challenge.
Change the floor.
You'll decide if you wanna play a video game
or a sports game.
You already know what happens.
Each side will move on.
Obvious in the sport.
We'll be eliminated.
Ruby, if you step in this video game, all right, it's live.
I'm not going there.
OK, sports, you four are believing in your athletic ability.
I'm just not a gamer.
But a lot of gamers over here.
You guys don't want to try the sports?
I know my strengths, and it's not that.
I think I'm a top 10 gamer in this room.
Placing.
I really do.
Placing.
I'm great at both, so I'm actually
choosing who I want to eliminate less.
Newer gaming.
Newer gaming.
Can you change your last?
Okay, we're gonna kick things off by playing the sports game first. Oh, you ready?
Be all the sport they're playing
One of the greatest soccer players in the world
They may keep the goalie
Yeah, one would just randomly walk out of the queue.
He was like, try to look at the stalker multiple times.
Hey, we have our first up to 10 eliminations.
What is wrong with you?
I got excited.
I wanted to say hi to Speedy's, my favorite streamer.
That is a crazy way to get on.
Is there anyone who wants to shoot first?
I'm going. I'm going. I'm going.
You know I'm gonna save it, right?
No, I don't think so.
You don't think so? You want to bet?
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
Oh!
He did it.
That was impressive.
Man, that's how you do it!
Yo, silly.
Who wants to go second?
You want a shoot?
I got you nervous, man.
Yo, man.
I'm not tracing it.
I will score.
I'm stopping this goal, baby.
You're missing, bro.
You're out of the video, bro.
Dude, during this, no one wanted to go.
They had to start drawing names from a fishbowl
because no one wanted to go.
Pull it out of the sock.
He loves sock.
Bye-bye!
They were forcing people because they were really scared.
Thank you for the invitation.
It was crazy.
No problem.
Thank you.
Hands
They see us
This is a joke since no one wants to go I'm gonna draw the name out the person who's
Andrea Botez
Take care you're going down
I'm so scared of speed man, I'm so scared of speed.
I would have fumbled this so bad.
Snake got cursed.
Let's go man!
Oh
He was stopping like all of them
Are you right foot or left foot it either go side or right here the statue did this was crazy
What the fuck? He was on the whole side of that.
She got him off the ball, sir.
She's been crazy.
Thank you.
We only need one more elimination, Nick A-30,
who's one of the most popular Fortnite streamers
in the world.
OK. OK.
Why did you not choose video games?
I thought it was going to be like a push-up contest
or something, so.
And it's a sport.
I was ready to be athletic, you know?
OK.
Not a soccer, though, or football.
If he misses, that's it.
They all move on.
Oh
This could be the last elimination
He's so fast.
Are you sad or happy?
No, I'm sorry, bro.
At least it went in the goal.
He didn't, in the goalie box.
He didn't, you know, take it his way outside of it.
It was a straight kick.
Take care, Ray.
Congratulations!
U-10 are moving on!
It's time to eliminate 60% of these people.
What video game do you think we're about to play?
Oh, my God.
The Pac-Man.
Did any of you say, Fortnite?
No way.
No, actually, what?
They're playing Fortnite.
Oh, it's a Fortnite rally.
You think I can do it?
We're going to be doing a battle royale.
Bring in all the knights.
Fortnite.
It's time for the video game challenge.
We chose this game because Fortnite
made streaming what it is today.
What the fuck was that?
What can't be done?
I look so nervous.
Here we go.
With facecans.
Awwww.
I feel so safe up here problem.
Woohoo.
Bro, we're making it out.
Dude, this shit was so annoying.
Another group was formed.
Is that you and from me?
Oh yeah.
I'm scared.
Five, four, five, four, five, four, five.
Well, some players had a different strategy.
I'm gonna hide the whole game.
I'm scared.
I did the same thing I did.
You guys are just a set in the plane, right?
I go fight them, man-to-man, mano-to-man.
I was actually, I was talking to my friends.
I was like, guys, I think we should team up.
team up and they're like, no I think teaming up is a bad idea, I think it's better to everyone
just rat and then all the people who were in teams just ended up who we all think it is.
This might be the quietest of all games because everyone is dead focused on the game.
I am shocked, I thought for sure people would be out by now.
I think as the zones get smaller and smaller it's going to get intense quick because
in Fortnite if you get caught in the shrinking storm you'll take damage which could eliminate
you causing players to make rookie mistakes.
I died from falling off the cliff!
Nooooooo!
Nooooooooo!
That only got up first!
Because the storm is closing in, players started running into each other.
Fuck you!
Oh my god!
Oh get to his bed!
Get to his bed!
I three eliminations down get drunk all at the same time the circle continues to get smaller leaving only nine
Elimination there are three
Where's the people with fucking airplanes?
Others are not so lucky
And they never run out of fuel by the way
I killed Sina, I'm sorry Sina
I'm all in the ages of man it's getting crazy
While the most feared players are
Flying in a plane
I don't know what's worse
Difficult not only for the less experienced players, but it causes even the best players to make mistakes
Yeah, I was I was five away from making you know
But you know what that means is um, I was top 25, which is top 50 percent Zock FBS. Thank you for the sub. Thank you
Oh
The Fortnite guy got eliminated playing Fortnite.
Yo!
There's no way we lose in Fortnite!
Yo!
You two are Fortnite pro players!
Dude!
I can't believe I lost a Fortnite!
That's gonna haunt me forever!
I'm still 1-10, how sad are you?
9?
Yeah.
Wow.
Since this is the furthest I made it, everything is fine.
it everything after this I don't know what happens at all I was not bored but I
I was so okay, so let me explain at this point in the video. We had been in the cube already for I
Want to say like 11 hours or something and they okay by the way they take the cube thing
Extremely seriously like you are not leaving the cube for anything
Even if they're not filming if you need to use the bathroom they literally wheel in a porta potty and then wheel it out
I'm not even joking bro
We were we were using porta-potties inside the cube because they did not want to leave the cube at all
But I mean I was like wow, they're so dedicated. They're so serious about it. It was very intense
I will get to a head attack
Intense I'm here
Like I mean, you know how people are about these kinds of videos if I feel like if they didn't do that then people would be like
Oh, it's fake
Someone said that they left, they actually left the million dollar cube to go to the bathroom or whatever.
So yeah, we were not allowed to leave at all.
Even if you left off camera, you were basically eliminating yourself.
You guys ready for the next game?
Yeah!
Okay.
I need the 20 of you to split up into teams of four, two of which will be eliminated.
Okay.
Okay.
Is Mario the only girl left?
I don't know, I was like, oh my god, what the entire team is going to be.
At the end.
You don't know what skills we need.
I don't know any other players.
I know somebody that's great.
I'm dynamic.
We got to get our squad and split them.
We need one of her team to go to your team because we are five.
Team Sub-State, speakers and everyone.
Nice to go.
Your ship's going to plummet up.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
The gamer team?
The all-arounders, baby.
Now that all five teams have been selected, this is my favorite game of the video.
Change the floor.
What is this?
Oh yeah, also all of the staff, almost every single staff except there was like one lady
who would take if we needed like tea or coffee or anything.
Besides her, they all wore full black suits with hoods and black masks, literally like
Good games.
Wait, what?
You guys will be going first.
Go up the shades.
In this next game, these shades will appear randomly on the floor, and you now have 10
seconds to remember where they are.
What the fuck?
Kill them.
And stop as far as we're going.
Okay.
All right, they're gone.
Spin the wheel.
All right, let's see what happens.
Their state is...
Squared!
Go!
Go!
Go!
So because they got squared, they now have to go where they think this
thing is.
is
So because they got swear they now have to go where they think this square was and fit inside as the team
What do you think?
So
One streamer in the square they get
With the least amount of coins are eliminated
Are you four ready?
Yes.
Rebuild the power.
This is great.
The damn look.
Can they beat it?
That's hard.
We just gotta get it pulled up together.
We gotta be like, well, remember your shape, bro.
And just remember that spot.
Please, hold on.
Start.
Go.
Start, start.
All right, I think I just start.
I'm not going to lie.
This is the hardest shape.
This center right here.
This center.
This center.
This center right here.
No way.
Ooh.
I don't think that's it.
Wait.
You think we should scoot over?
I don't think that's it, guys.
I don't think I did it.
Well, that's the hardest shape, bro.
Tell me when you're ready
I mean good, I think
That was perfect formation though. You can't get that wrong. Yeah, that was perfect
Shut your mouth. But Jason two teens are going home
It's okay. Let's just let's just hope for the best
Is it difficult to remember the location of these shapes
This way
Two points
Play title was right you try to help them score more than two you are guaranteed
I
If you're not in it's time to show you want me to reveal it
Well, yeah, they got to they got to
In the middle
I
Oh God, I'm nervous for them.
Oh, at least two points.
Nice, at least two points.
I think I only had one point from the first one though. Oh no, it was my team.
Damn!
The game continues
This is a fun game. I wish I played this
A few hundred cases with all the energy of the elements that I'm really just saying
Amazing
The team going home. They're safe for sure
I am in the middle, I am in the middle, I am in the middle!
Alright, let's see if they're in.
I got a score of 0 points!
No you guys, I got two little Mickey Mouse ones right in front of you!
I got a square and a circle over here!
What is this?
All you have to do now is score one point.
one point. Reveal the shears.
She's white though.
Circle, circle, circle, circle.
In the circle, in the circle, in the circle, in the circle.
Divide it up, in the circle.
Get it, get it, get it, get it.
Yeah, they just get both.
Two points.
They're probably okay.
There's only one team that still has to go.
They just have to score one point.
If they get zero then Tyler's team could still be safe.
The kind.
Count to three for me, bud.
He'll be down.
Star, star, star, star.
Go, go, go, go, go!
What is this?
Get down from there, spin!
Yeah!
Whee!
Star, star, star.
There's no way Jason got it.
Hey, hey, right there!
Right, stop, get in!
You're good.
They're helping.
You're dead in the middle.
What is this?
What is this?
You're gonna just rage?
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
What's on you?
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
I haven't even revealed it.
Okay, the lead, rookie on it!
Oh, somehow, somehow, somehow!
Ooh!
At least one.
For Lee.
This is the out of the store.
Two of your in and none of Tyler's team was in.
You win and they're gone.
Rip Tyler!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
No more for me!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Oh!
Oh!
Losers, please support
Celebrate we're gonna have a slumber birdie
I told you they were very serious about the Q I was trolling all my teammates
I need a couple of tick-tock scrubs before bed and it's kind of AC down a little bit too. I try to get cozy
That's where Rekai attempted Rekai don't do it yo you came this far. Don't do it. Don't do it
Oh, you think that's funny?
You're like we wrote a clip bro and Rekai's sister
is cool without though
So what's left the pants are gone. Let's see up to the ends. Good morning everybody
Let's go!
You guys want to get more people out or just hang out?
Hang out.
Hang out? Okay, that's fine.
We can just play.
Jimmy!
Oh, what do you guys like?
Screamers? You have lives?
You have to get back to your house?
Yes.
Yes, please.
I need to have my phone.
All right. Change the floor.
What is this?
The last one's for your circle.
I know Lamborghini.
No.
Chandler, come on in.
Last to touch, Chandler?
Chandler, please put on this blindfold.
What?
Nooooooo!
Madge! Bring it on out!
What?
Dazba!
Dazba!
Challenging the trolley, then...
Oh!
I should hit all the dudes.
We have Chandler blind-holding.
We have Dodgeball.
You say ZIT? Oh my GOROHO?
Missing piece.
What?
What else?
What else?
What the fuck, man?
What's, kids?
I don't want to skit!
You guys are an ass-sweet-y chicken!
You guys are an ass-sweet-y chicken!
On your feet and cowbells around your neck!
And the first four of you that Chandler hits
will be eliminated.
Oh my god!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yo, that game's funny.
That sounds funny.
We got designer shoes for each of you and our cowbell.
This is a crazy game.
I'm so slo-locked, bro.
This is how we go all the way to Saturday.
Oh my god, I'm scared.
We're gonna go all like this, bro?
This is a watchman to go out.
Watchman to go out.
This is going to be like a game of faggot.
You're going to plan these to stay in the corners.
I've played these games before.
Chandler, are you ready?
I'm ready.
First four hit, he'll be eliminated.
Jethar!
Oh, that's smart.
Jason's crawling on his knees.
Oh, they're all crawling on their knees.
None are even walking.
Oh!
Oh, he one-shot it!
Yeah, it's still me!
What did I get?
I didn't get somebody with good aim.
I feel like I'm going insane here.
I always pick the boys up.
This is crazy. It was so loud a second ago. No, he's doing it smart. He's just laying flat in the right next to
I don't think he would ever think to throw it there. Oh
I'm I'm telling each other bro. Tell me where they are
Tell me where they are
You're not.
No one's moving.
Oh.
No big shot!
Even Mr. Beast!
As you start throwing, is anyone in this corner?
Amaru Stealth.
Yeah, I would be out in this for sure.
Sorry, I hurt somebody.
of
the
of
the
of
the
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, no!
No!
I'm so sorry.
That's true on the poor elimination.
Is there anybody laying down?
Call the mouth.
Oh!
Ah!
Oh, I couldn't tell if I hit her or not.
No, that's three eliminations, Wendy.
Chandler, you're a monster.
Hey, y'all gonna stop running around.
Yo, no, Wendy and Chris all just got a...
One more!
... next person to get hit is the last one out.
Chandler, it's on you.
So he just needs to get on the floor and pray.
Get on the floor and pray.
I just hear somebody right here.
Oh no.
I'm going to hit you.
You right here.
Oh no.
He's got a chase.
He's on the hut.
He's on the hut.
Oh, this is intense.
You're right there.
He's dialing in.
Surprise, one of the balls of straight hit the people on the floor.
the floor
I don't know.
I'm a sweater.
I'm a shirt of love.
I'm a shirt of love.
How we started with this whole thing, and now the few of us that are here, it feels empty.
It is a way to go.
I hope that.
Before I play the next game, it's time to announce that Beast will just collaborate
with the Super Mario Galaxy movie to release three brand new parts.
I still haven't gone to see it yet.
I heard it was...
I heard probably the reviews saying that it's mid, but I'm so excited to watch it.
It was just online.
Thank you for the five months.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I just feel very
They did have a film
Trying the mr. Beast Mario Galaxy stuff. I don't know what it's for I guess like some promo or something
And they were like hello. Do you have any allergies and I was like no, but I'm I really don't like peanut butter
Like I'll get sick and throw up and they're like
They're peanut butter chocolate bars, and I was like oh
But they let me eat another one
No, cuz you're bad energy
I mean, I don't know just
Thank you
Change the floor oh my god, it's my house. Gosh stand on one of these dots the order does not matter
Just handle it. I'm gonna let you pick the next game cut the line
Okay nervous
Okay, you can open your eyes
What this game is
Since you all are creators yourselves,
Shopify wanted to give you guys all the toys and games you need
to create your own 1v1 challenges.
Oh, that's fun!
What, what, what?
Poor people must be eliminated.
Okay, okay, okay.
So, which games will you choose?
Basketball.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Being followed are these.
I don't play sports.
You've got plenty of choices because Shopify
hooked you guys up with tons of different items.
Next form?
I want to give a massive shout-out to Shopify for current-
I don't want to connect forward.
other businesses. A huge reason I'm even able to sell these
symbols is because of Shopify. They got sorry,
Twister. Twister would be cinema. They're about to land on a
game and you're about to land on your dream business.
Shopify has all the tools you need to turn your dream into
a reality with Shopify.com. To turn that idea, you've
always had it into a real business. It's time to pick
a game. Gather around me. Rubius, who are you going
against? He like, all right. Basketball, but all the way
through. First to make. Yeah, first to me. What do
What do you guys want to do?
What do you want to do?
Seven.
Every time it's one point.
Channel calls, fouls, channelers, decisions are final.
She wants to do the same thing as them,
because the shooter tomorrow wins.
No!
How do you guys think they're gonna lose?
The games, they have been decided.
Let's go, guys.
One of them is about to be eliminated.
Let's see who it is.
Oh, you never start with the corner and connect four.
You've never played this game?
The way you win is to get four in a row.
It's literally that simple.
She loses this game.
She's out after all this time then it all comes down to where does she slide that little blue circle?
Yeah, her heart is racing. Come on, Mari.
So much right now. Oh my, I wouldn't have done that.
She almost had it, but he blocked it.
Oh!
Oh no, I think she's gonna lose.
Oh, no, Mary!
You did it!
Oh!
I didn't see it!
I didn't see it!
No!
Oh, she was probably super tired.
It was like insanely long filming days.
So close.
That's such a shelter.
Winner, winner!
You have a chance.
My eye of sense.
I'm sorry.
You're gonna make me cry.
It's okay.
It's fine.
It's fine.
aww
yeah she was probably already in the queue for like 25 plus hours
she was so good
first time?
I'm so fucking vulnerable man
Oh
With rage getting closer that turned to a different strategy. Oh, you want my good luck
No, do I wash this head
Now he's doing it. Oh, okay. So close.
Oh.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, the good shot!
It was his blessed holy hand.
Thank you Jimmy for that experience.
Next up, Rubius vs. Hibai, one handed shots only.
One handed only damn.
It is not easy to make a basket from this far away.
I definitely cannot do that.
What the fuck?
It's Jimmy Brown!
What the fuck?
J-Bird, thanks for 9 months!
What the fuck?
Master Beast!
Master Beast!
Master Beast!
Oh!
Wow!
The rookie is fucking cool!
To the Spanish community watching.
Leave a like on this video and write in the comments
if Spanish-speaking community is the best.
Bye, guys.
To Jayson, too.
Bye.
Bye, bye, Ibar.
It is time for the most intense game.
This is an even matchup, I feel like.
Do you think you're going to squash him?
Yes, honestly.
One on one basketball.
First to score seven points, wins,
and moves on to the top.
Come on, Jayson.
I'm rooting for Jayson.
Yo, he pushed it.
He's not pushing. He's nearly.
Is that allowed?
Oh my god.
Wow.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Come on, Jason!
Pause it, 2-1, 2-1!
Jason, grab him!
Oh, oh, wait.
Oh! I mean, the rules didn't say there was not a balance.
Is Jason better or worse than he thought?
We'll start though.
It really is your time, Jason.
He's gotta start scoring.
Oh!
Yeah!
4-2!
Rekai is struggling.
Rekai was doing everything he could to stop Jason from scoring.
Oh my god!
He's so aggressive!
He's so damn...
Rekai has a chance.
Let's go, Jason!
Oh my god.
Oh, they both wanted to win so badly that they were literally wrestling on the floor.
Three if you're high scores one more point we'll move on and Jason will be eliminated
Jason
I
Don't say how that almost goes easy
I don't even know what that means and now it is time
That we're not playing right now, we're actually playing it 24 hours after this video goes out
Yeah, I agree with you.
And a live stream on the Mr. Beast channel.
What?
This is 50 of the biggest streamers in the world.
Oh, my god.
So why don't we not live stream the final game?
And on that live stream, you guys in the chat
will decide what they play, the advantages,
and have a huge impact on who wins the $90 for their bet.
I think it'd be a bigger show.
All right.
And during this live stream, a random viewer in chat
will win $1,000 every single minute.
Sunday at noon, Easter time.
I will see you there.
$1,000 every minute?
I'm not going to be awake for that you can literally buy a house just by watching thanks for 27 27 months
Yeah, guys, I'm sorry everyone. I didn't make it to the top four
There's no I'm not gonna be on the mr. Beast Easter Sunday stream. I apologize. I got eliminated in fortnight
Oh, sorry. Oh, it's 11 central time. Oh, well, I might be awake for that then actually. I might be awake for that
Yeah
Sorry guys
I'm so sorry
My bad, bro
All right, is there a new tip-to-tip or shall we watch mr. Daily? Yo Dave, thank you for the five gift it
Thank you. Thank you Dave
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. There is a new tip-to-tip
All right.
We shall catch up on that then.
We joined a Chinese buy- oh, I got a fruit spoiler.
Check out, give us all one million dollars.
Bag of Lays, thanks for the five months.
One million dollars to each of you as an apology or what?
Yeah, I'm sorry, guys.
I'm sorry.
So sorry.
Yeah, not bad.
Michael's
Michael's sick Michael's fucking sick
Michael's a cold oh
My god, dude, this trip is fucking them up. I think you pick your favor. I grab a few
Freaking day 13 says you
Yeah, I'm not feeling great, but I'm not having to ride a motorcycle outside
Thousands of kilometers in China, so you know, I think I'm all right
Let's crash
I don't even really feel that bad man. That's good to hear
It's a little cold. Yeah, this shit ain't nothing to me man
Michael sickies
I'm sickies, but I think we've just become so powerful over these I don't know enter the amount of days or whatever
That my body's resisting like this like a terrible illness, but treating it as if it was nothing
Yeah, yeah, my body's trying to deal with train smoking ciggies with those government guys.
Alright, belly full of bread, fresh gear, sun's out.
I think it's a crush as far as your body's willing to go.
Yeah, no, and it will last.
Your body is durable.
Yeah, my body will not give out.
Yeah, I feel a lot better than when we were at food poisoning.
That's good. That's good. Yeah, the food poisoning is rough.
What the fuck?
All right, so for 900...
That was driving the wrong way!
...that's what we wanted to try to do today.
300.
400.
500 kilometers!
I think I appreciate the goal.
We don't know what is coming at us in the future days,
even though we have a good amount of time that we can do it in.
Doesn't mean we should back off on the gas.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How do you feel?
I feel good.
I feel good.
Oh, what place is it again, fortnight?
You know, this trip is longer than last year's.
Last year's day 13, we were in Wakanai.
You know, we were 10 to pass.
I got like 15th or something.
Yeah, so he's like, like, I think my body's
ready to be done because the trip wears on you, you know?
Oh, 15 and 22.
Yeah, that's for sure.
Yeah, 15 and 22.
There's little things, hotel rooms with hard beds,
or no bath towels, rainy days, foods that my stomach doesn't like.
It does something to a man.
Missing eating your barebells protein bar every morning.
Yeah, yeah, that, you know, that's it.
Routine helps.
And it's hard to have a routine while traveling.
You know what I'm really excited to do is see how badly we fucked up in our interactions.
All around the world.
They had some really good interactions though.
I'm not going to crack when we get back.
We didn't spoil the bit full disclosure for like a couple episodes
We got spoiled because one of the kids from kid day
sent me a clip on like some Chinese social media app of
Us crashing a funeral
Oh shit, so they know that when they put when they met um, and they met that the one guy that was super nice
Was it it was his name?
Was it Len? Oh
Oh, yeah, yeah Lee when they met Lee they thought that it was like a festival or something. It was a it was his grandmother's funeral
Yo, you and G. Thank you for the pro the two years prime. Thank you crazy crash of funeral that grandma was definitely dead
I message you lead to apologize
And all here applied was I handled it well
Like you're right you fucking did handle it well
The first few foreigners ever come to your town and they show up to a funeral filming saying where's the food for food?
Imagine that is
Imagine your grandmother's funeral your whole family's there and then two two foreigners in the middle
No, we're pull up on motorcycles. Hey, where can we eat? Where's the food at?
Little bit embarrassing
Cameras too?
Yeah, that's right.
It's so funny.
Chinese is still horrendous and hasn't gotten that much better.
I'm trying to watch Chinese TV to improve.
And they did see some.
Isn't that so nice?
Highway.
So no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Gens?
Fire.
Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire, fire.
My name is Beef Burger.
And my friend is Pussy Burger.
And the chewing down fucking angles
got robbed by the Golden Tigers.
Woo!
Thanks for the bread.
My boy.
He's crazy.
Right?
We'll bounce back boys. Come on, Jiao. Keep it up, man.
You got another 20 years left in the league.
At least. At least, bro.
That's it.
Hurry, hurry.
Ah, three.
Try it, try it.
I want to try it.
Okay, hop on.
Wow, I can't do it.
I can't push it.
Very good.
I wish her... more...
Moggish.
Oh, hell yeah.
Hey!
Hey, pie.
Yeah, yes!
Thanks for six months.
He just wants to hop on and feel it.
Alright, we go look.
Let's look at some shit.
Okay.
Alright, so we're driving down the 207.
A worker was miring our motorcycles.
We had him sitting them.
Just to feel it.
He said mine's a little too tall for him.
I get it.
It's a little too tall for me at times.
But check out the fucking view, bro.
Whoa!
Look at that.
All those white trees are beautiful.
We just saw this on the side of the road,
and a bunch of cars were pulled over.
All the flowering trees.
So we figured, we're gonna be in trouble.
I love flowering trees.
Not that many times in our life,
we should probably pull over.
Yeah, look at that shit there.
Wow!
Cherry blossoms, right?
See?
It's not telling me, like, plum or...
It could be plum blossoms,
But they look a little more pink. I don't know.
It's still beautiful.
Get a nice little detail shot for you here, Cam.
The ISO brochill!
That shoot's pretty.
Beautiful, isn't it?
Yeah, you are.
Okay, Michael.
Yeah.
We got maybe four days left in China?
Only four days left?
You actually want to do before we end the trip
I only get smashed by 18 people before I end the trip
Dude, that sucks cause that's literally the opposite of mine
I want to crack open a Jade Rock
Yeah, we gotta find a place man
I mean, so maybe it'll be in Beijing after
Cause we were talking about this, yeah the Jade Rock thing
I haven't seen a fucking thing for, we've seen like the Jade Forest
But it's like national monuments and shit
Yeah but like, I want like a Jade Rock salesman like wrapped in red paper
Yeah, I want to crack it and then be like
It's like the chain cracker. Yeah, it's like rash dude. Yeah, I think it's my goal
I'm gonna be so cool. I want to see at least three new biomes
I think I've seen it in within China
I feel like I've seen every biome except for a few and I think I could get that minecraft achievement
I see it's like three more. Okay, hot horse unlocked
I think we're gonna get there bro because I was messaging the guy who took the pictures of us
Yeah, he's like where you going? I was like Mongolia. He's like watch out for the Mongolian plateau
And I was like, I don't know if we're going there, but that sounds kind of hype when he said the truck drivers there are scarier
They couldn't be scary. That's what I I was like, brother
I've dealt with scary truck drivers and he's like, you don't know
Until you see the Mongolian truck driver
Yeah, he does drive fear like Yasuo
He's a cool guy.
All right, back on the road.
It'll make some scary.
Maniac drivers.
We're in Genuine.
When I first started driving in Texas, I was fucking terrified for my life every time.
In Texas it isn't even that bad compared to other places.
We're in Genuine. We stopped to get some food. We were on a 207 for...
Food time?
I'm good while I'm not 100 kilometers but close and might have lost it to a little nervous about that
Don't say that, don't fucking say that
Don't say it, don't fucking say it
Yeah, they're talking about it
But we're looking for food now
I think came to the right spot
This looks awesome. There's so many milk tea spots
This is what I imagine all of China was like just for one long strip
Yeah, do you want to go food right there?
Thanks for a lot of months
Let's get some food
La boo boo
Oh, it's a kids store. Okay, let's go
It was in an accent how I just had a la boo boo
What is that face hold up? I want to grab a picture of the Great Wall. I actually
Real final
Great wall of China. I don't think we've seen it
I want to just have a picture so I can go to someone that says I'm out.
Why not? I mean it's fine, but why?
Snaps. You said noodle spot?
It looks pretty good.
We've had it for like a year?
I don't think I've seen that shit.
Hey the tween jess, show them.
Hey the tween jess.
Oh noodles!
Oh they're so good.
They're all of it.
They're good, good.
Wow.
They're how special?
The pictures are easy.
Get the spicy one.
I'm gonna do the curry rice thing.
Oh that curry rice looks good too.
I heard about this. It's like fried tomato and egg.
Oh, that's pretty good.
I think I might get it.
Yeah, I'm not.
This is too good.
Whoa.
What's okay, actually?
Four of them together.
That's pretty awesome.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty awesome.
Oh, soup.
All right, let's eat that.
Egg drop soup.
Random food place fried egg rice tomato dish.
Very nice.
Wow.
Seven seven.
Seven seven. No, damn that was
Not bad. It was like good. It was like a hearty ditch
But the last couple they rated them like really high eight or even in the nine. Yeah, I liked it more than I thought I would
Know I think I think it just comes down to our difference in rice
I think it was awesome because they gave us like half a bowl like a half a giant plate of rice
Yeah, if you just like what's your what would you rate a plate of rice?
The rice on his own can't be rated. It's like, you know, you can't rate air
I like I would arrange a plate of rice
There's bad words I could go seven seven that's what I mean
I hate mushy rice shit. What the hell is the tallest thing he's got ever met need a mix of
Don't show
Young boy, you know sir
Suica
You play basketball
You good you both
What about you?
Your...
What about her?
I like to speak Chinese.
CBL.
Oh shit.
Happy Easter.
Your CBA team.
I like...
It's not after midnight for me yet.
Qingdao.
Qingdao.
Qingdao.
I really like CBA team.
What about you?
Shanxi.
Shanxi.
Shanxi.
Shanxi.
Qingdao better.
Fuck Shanxi, bro.
Fuck Shanxi.
Do you watch MBE?
Yes.
Yes, yes, I like uh
You don't play basketball, okay, okay League of Legends
How did he Yoshi?
CSR well, yeah, yeah, he sees to he plays CSR CSR CSR
All right, we go bye. Bye. Bye. Nice to meet you
That's a nice gentleman. That's some nice gentleman who are going straight to the CBA.
They're going straight to the A. I can feel it.
And fuck his basketball team, bro.
Ching Dao mogs his bitch basketball team.
I'm glad we just discovered the name of like two.
Like popular basketball teams, yeah.
Like literally last night. The chances of it are pretty great.
All right.
Wait up there.
That's really there.
We're not close.
We're not one and half of.
Ah.
Ah.
That's not wrong.
Eagle.
Eagle.
Eagle.
Eagle.
Eagle.
Eagle.
You broke it.
I broke it.
You broke it.
You broke it.
Oh, sis, sis, sis.
Wow, so nice.
Oh, dang, free apple.
Wow, free apple.
Sis, don't worry about it.
Oh, so sweet.
How's that?
Here's yummy.
How you feel?
I feel good.
I feel ready.
I think on the world, I did just cover so many miles.
Oh, I think he looks like he's not feeling good.
He said he was sick in the morning.
Trows me so bad.
I do not believe tomorrow in the night.
I saw a weather report on TV.
That's Mars like fucked up like just died everywhere in China
Like they had this nice it is random
They had this segment. It'd be like a picture of the city
And then like the two things the city are known for and then the weather
And I didn't know what city we're in
So I'm just looking and it's probably 30 cities go by. Yeah every single city in China's raining tomorrow. You think we're not in a city
Do you think that's how it works?
I guess not, right?
Shout out, Apple Grandma.
You should fire.
W, Apple Grandma.
They going?
They going.
They going, play, play.
I ride my friend, Michael!
Vegas!
My god, look at your bikes.
Oh, where's the cool stuff?
Okay, bunch of bikers pulled over, now I'm talking to Michael.
I'm leaving him alone.
Need a little butcher?
Xiqi.
Four. Four hundred. Okay, okay.
And that's a dirt bike.
Where are you guys going?
We're going to...
Oh, oh.
We're...
going to...
to...
Bili Bili.
Bili Bili?
Bili Bili.
Bili Bili.
Bili Bili.
Bili Bili.
Bili Bili.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay, when did you start your first cigarette?
Sure, sure, sure.
Just you.
Sure, sure, you.
Sure, sure, sure.
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
Sure, sure, sure.
Really, just a
sure, sure,
sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.
Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.
You had his first cigarette at
eleven years old. What?
I'm trying to be like, you're too young to smoke.
I hate that! What's the easiest start smoking?
Let's go to Mongolia.
I hate that.
What are the odds that the rogue children follow us?
Hell no.
They might follow us for a bit.
Hell no.
They can't follow us forever.
Dude, if they do, I'll let them.
Yeah, you can try.
Let me start at 10. Yeah, that's what I'm starting to say.
You can't get in, you can't get out.
Okay, bye-bye!
Bye-bye!
Bye-bye!
See you later, road kids.
Yeah, I think teenagers might just be cooler in China than America.
Absolutely, even smoking since 11, bro.
11?
Oh yeah, you're right, they're exactly on our ass.
Oh yeah!
Holy moh!
They do, they are the sickest teenagers.
Yeah, they're badass!
Just a fucking road kid.
Cigarette is out of the everything.
And I'm just driving alongside Blinker on, no helmet.
No helmet? I know his back tire is not balanced, it looks like it's wiggling a little bit.
Damn bro, road teens are fast and shy.
Cigarettes!
No helmet, cigarette in mouth.
I don't even know how it stays lit.
That's so fucking funny.
Bye bye.
I think it's this way
Dude he's been smoking since he was 11 years old
Who gives it to him?
I don't know
It's probably his family, his parents
Stopping all sorts in kid town right?
You go to kid town at age 11
They're not gonna not give you some smokes
I wonder if it's the same level of cool in China as it is in America
I think it's like a rite of passage more than cool
You know what I'm saying like yeah, it's like smoking makes you a man because all men smoke
So I guess the younger you smoke the earlier you are the man and to be a man as a kid is cool
True true and that has a byproduct when American see you just look like a badass fucking child riding a dirt bike
Yeah
More like the foreign trees
What's this? What do you think it is? I think it's probably a fucking funeral.
Oh dude it actually got us might be a funeral.
We're in a grave. Disrespecting grave.
Okay let's not. A lot of people die in China.
Don't do this to me man please. Don't do it to me. I hate when you do this.
Oh! You take good picture of me? Yeah.
I got you.
Is it good?
Yeah, it looks like you're falling, dude.
OK, it looks like you're falling into the camera area.
I'll stick it out.
Fuck you!
What kind of piece of shit?
I hate that too.
How far is it?
Ah, something's dead.
She looks crazy.
She does look crazy.
Oh, shit.
Yo.
What the heck?
It's going to give it a little peck.
Are they kissing with their cameras right now?
Oh!
Yeah, that one's not working.
Yeah, that one's not working.
But it seems like we just crushed on this.
I've been thinking a lot about where the hell...
On your WeChat.
Sorry.
We've been thinking a lot about where the 207 knows.
Right?
Because there's no way it goes directly to Aaron Hot.
Why?
I mean, why?
It could. At this point, the 207 can do fucking anything.
The 207 is magical. It would just be so crazy.
207 probably goes to fucking fucking Colorado.
It can go to LA.
Probably goes to fucking LA. We probably get to LA on this.
Dude, we're in a different town than America.
Yeah, they are different.
They're all big as fuck.
Anyway, we traveled about...
What a trash there.
200 kilometers.
160.
160?
Yeah.
Nah, your numbers are wrong.
1607.
Thanks for six months.
We did just go super slow for like an hour and a half, two hours.
I guess I'm just realizing that, even if we're 900 kilometers away...
It's a lot of...
They're like way harder kilometers.
Fuck, I need a five second lie down.
Do it. Make sure there's not...
poop.
Trying to beat my ass.
Yeah, no, you look good, dude.
Yeah, I can tell.
I look good?
Chintel, you look great, man.
That looks fucking yummy right now.
Okay, well, okay.
Well, here you go.
Here you go.
There you go, boy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you done good.
You done good, bro.
Try to do some lines.
I cannot do that.
It's been a long fucking day, man.
I mean, yeah, we've been riding since, like, ten.
We left, like, pretty sharp.
We left nice and early.
And I think if you plotted our progress again if you could plot on a big
Big old map and you plot it like a straight line
This is their hours of travel
So if they were on the right highway, this is how far they'd be in four hours, but now this is oh my god
Yeah, rojun Tim. Thank you for the prime. Oh that sucks dude. That's a
Wow
I think our progress is probably like 90 kilometers in the straight line.
Yeah, we keep going uphill and then downhill and then uphill and then downhill and then we're like, okay, we're gonna
And then it's uphill again and when I
At least you know they're going the right way
I see like, seven foot-years of hills
You're not going the right way
Hopefully a big town coming up in like 12 kilometers
Because if not, I don't know where we're gonna sleep
We might have to camp like it feels like we have past
Big cities, but I don't know China always has surprises for us
Yeah, no, I think it will surprise you again. Oh, there's that fucking gals who?
But she cuts a swath straight through this bitch. Yeah, no problems. No turns. No s's just
150 kilometers an hour all day
I wonder why they're making the two away when they just have a gals who?
Crazy can't bring a motorcycle on it at all.
I mean I, I don't know, that one gousu, I feel like I was a lot to go in.
Like that was a lot to go in?
The one where I was like fucking giving up and I went through the gate.
Yeah.
I think we were allowed to go on that one, like motorcycles were.
You think so?
Yeah, they didn't have a sign and they opened the gate.
We should be kind of close, no?
We really should.
They're gonna murder you back on this road.
I can't see one Dornath Shriver and I know we're in Civilization now.
Okay, yeah, that's a big fucking thing.
You missed your white.
God bless.
There we go.
Yeah, a mirror next to the two months.
A robberist, a sex liqon, a coding master, a low-moss, and high-lives.
Thanks for 40 months, holy shit.
Should I ask if Matt has biker gang?
Which one?
Yeah.
Yes.
I think we're about to break it down.
Megaloran.
Megaloran.
Megaloran.
Megaloran.
We are from the United States, right?
We are from the United States, we went to Mongolia
Mongolia?
Yes, we went to Mongolia
Yes
Where did you go?
Oh, dude, this Chinese has gone insanely better
in just a week and a half
Yo, now the far off, thank you for the 50 dollars
107?
It does mug my Chinese.
Go home, go home.
Sunday work.
Do it work on Monday.
In this city, there are three-storey restaurants.
Yes.
How do you say it?
Beijing duck?
Beijing Toilet.
Oh, they're trying to get the duck.
Toilet.
My boss has been wanting duck.
Oh, duck.
Duck.
Duck.
Duck.
Duck.
This is the Beijing duck.
OK.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I can't wait to see this.
Okay, okay.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Nice to meet you.
Yo, Marco.
Nice to meet you.
Thanks for two months.
How are you?
Arr-ing-chi.
Dao.
Ar-ian-hao-tuo.
Ar-ian-chi.
Dao.
Ar-ian-hao-tuo.
What?
280.
280.
Do we care about the food?
We need food is the essence of life.
What are you doing?
Huh?
Am I that crazy for that?
Okay.
I don't only care about the food. I just get excited for the food. I feel like that's not crazy or anything.
That is dramatic.
That is dramatic.
Let's think about that in the day.
That isn't tomorrow problem.
I don't understand how people are foodies.
Thank you
We'll talk about it over dinner because that is a gravely consequential
Barling ball it's back dude. That's so dramatic. I'm on my mind trying to wrap around this
Okay, they got me fun
That looks fucking good
Oh
Oh, you?
Oh, that was a good hand sign.
Yeah, she won, she won.
Oh, my God.
Why do the Americans drink from plastic cups?
That's from plastic cups!
It's just, is it weird?
It sounds like a sign of a hat.
Wait, I feel like even in Asia, they drink from plastic cups.
What the heck?
And yes, I have a duvet cover.
We tried Soto and Deddy V's while in Austin.
Soto was awesome.
Oh, that is Soto so good.
Thanks for the suggestion.
Coffee, thanks for the three years, yes Soto.
The Soto and Cedar Park is one of my favorite restaurants in Austin, Texas.
It's very good.
I was at the Special Fisher, all Fisher, or if you just hit it, if they just happen
to have that kid's favorite fish.
Yeah.
Okay, let's talk about it.
So we talked to the cool bikers.
They were cool.
They weren't kid bikers, they were cool bikers who have to go to work on Mondays.
Yeah.
Don't ever do that when you're a kid, Biker.
They said something horrible.
Yes.
I said, I basically said, I mean,
you know what I asked?
I said, can you take this road to Ehranat?
He said, Arlian Haotsu, like 207, is it OK?
Yeah.
And they said, Arling Ba, 208.
The return.
The dramatic return.
Well, what's weird is we haven't seen
time so it anywhere and the road we're going down he said it's the opposite
direction of the way we're currently driving like like the way we came in on
he pointed to the way we came in because we've traveled because in our minds we
were like dude why don't have a pen it's a book cam can do it in our minds
Here's Mongolia, right?
Oh, can you get easier for Cam?
Cam did not try to do it at all.
This is cable.
OK, OK, hold on, hold on.
Fucking Mongolia, Arne and Halsu.
And then in our minds, we're like here.
And we have to go east of this.
We have to use our east-east route.
But we've actually traveled pretty far east, I think.
Yeah, what is this supposed to be showing right now?
Yeah.
We did start a little west, but like we might have just gone so east that we don't have to go east anymore
And now we have to start going left. Okay, let's let's play a game true or false
True, and then right here can you put whether it's actually sure false
We are north of Beijing true
We are
East of Aeron hot true true because that's what the biker said
We are north of certain sections of the Mongolian China border.
I think fall.
I don't think we're quite there yet.
Ryan's false.
We are going to have to go to the inner Mongolia to get to Aeronaut.
False.
We are east of Guangzhou.
Sure.
You have a child on your WeChat.
in your wee chat.
Let's focus on maybe the maps.
Let's focus on the maps here.
Can we focus on the maps here?
What are we going to be doing here?
We don't know.
We don't know.
We don't know.
We don't know.
We don't know.
We don't know.
We don't know.
Okay.
Wow.
It's a lot of new info.
Are all funny.
For sure what he said though is Aaron Hot.
And I trust people from this area.
He said Aaron Hot was like 700 kilometers away.
They're thinking Aaron Hot more and more.
Everyone's like, oh, aren't Aaron Hot?
Everyone here gets in it.
Do the guys in the biker's room?
Oh wow.
They said, fried beef.
Whoa!
Which country are you from?
Which country?
Which country?
I'm just sharing a look.
I'm so excited to see the closer part.
Where are we from?
I'm from China.
I'm so excited to see the closer part.
What are you from?
China.
Which country are you from?
China.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm from China.
I'm from China.
Anyways, oh goody we're recording that great
Chokes it
That looks yummy bro. That looks delicious. What's yours?
Just yummy food. Let's fucking chow. Oh one final one sure. I just thought is it gonna rain tomorrow?
I think we could win this one
Yeah, it'd do it for real 700 a lot. We're not
We're within closing distance, but we're not there.
Yeah, it's going to come very close.
Today we made 100, maybe 200 kilometers of progress
on like 300 kilometers of driving, more or less.
And I don't think the roads are going to get better,
unless it's the 208, which is a great road.
Yeah, I just turned into that. He did say, Arleigh Buck.
It's so weird to think that that's back.
That it's so, dude, that's so dramatic.
I know because we're married and we have kids now, but to the RLG. Yeah, and now we're going back to the older
This is one of my meals from the kids
Doesn't look like fish that looks fucking delicious
Kind of does it is
Too bad crazy bones in it though. It's just a whole fish. Yeah, that's my taste alone
Hey kid, what's a question a kid would know?
What do you like?
I like Reddit posts.
You like Reddit posts?
What'd she say?
That can't be right.
You like what?
I like Apples.
Apples!
Okay, what do you like?
I like only that.
Okay.
I like meat.
Okay.
Oh, not that.
I like meat.
Okay.
Oh, not fatty fish.
Pork?
Chicken?
Yes.
Yes, to all of them.
That's a good answer.
Good answer.
I like ice cream.
Where do you buy ice cream?
Bing-chi-ling.
Yes.
I like ice cream.
Where can I buy ice cream?
Cui-ma-i-bing-chi-ling.
Zainati.
Zaini-ling.
Zaini-ling.
Zaini-ling.
Oh
Home yeah, I can buy ice cream there
Thank you. Bye. Bye
Like I'm trying to sort these kids for info on where the ice cream is and
And Aaron hot let's talk about that
Let's nail this it's international they probably speak English. Oh, I was going here
Me how me how me howdy eager shower
Don't wanna kill myself, I don't get a room.
Do we go through here?
That's not it.
Maybe we'll go to that room over there.
He's holding!
He's holding!
Um, what should I name it?
Yeah, okay.
I'm just not going to go into the water.
Yeah.
What the fuck was that?
What was that?
I panicked a lot of water.
Why is it so, why is it completely dark?
Whoa.
Oh.
I thought we would have never found this.
So is the other one not a hotel?
You got to be like this.
You got to be like this.
You got to be like this.
You got to be like this.
丁西林,酒店提供的吗?
丁西林是需要购买
可以...walk?
距离咱们酒店200多米有一个客厅
Chinese KFC
咱们进的就是比较不重要
然后前面是个大商场
一楼的话有密学冰城
OK, OK, Mr. Binchiao
That's what they're eating
可以吃我的摩托车
可以吃我的摩托车
Ah, OK
Take my mom.
Okay.
That was probably our most seamless hotel experience ever.
Unless we think and care about it, the better it goes.
It smells like a good cigarette.
Ew, a good cigarette.
They're truly becoming Chinese.
Whoa, that hotel is fucking awesome. Should we move?
Fuck, we should have gone to that.
Whoa!
Wait, I'm blocking the cool thing with my head. Hold on.
Fuck it all since we moved.
What the fuck is that?
That's sick.
So you've seen this thing in the park a bunch
in China like everywhere.
There's basically people working out in the park
and we want to get some ice cream
but we want to earn our ice cream
because we've been sitting for
a whole day.
It's pretty great.
And they just, they love working out in the park
all together with like a song playing
from the blasting Fetty Watt from the JBL speaker.
What does the JBL speaker sound like
when it starts up?
It does, it does.
I'm put this on a game.
Overlay it.
Overlay it.
To the toaster.
Anyway, here we are.
It's an interesting word though.
I'm gonna get a muscle up and vlog everyone here.
Alright, listen.
I can hear it.
Can you listen to me?
Maybe no being chilling.
Maybe no being chilling.
It's my turn to saw.
It's my turn to saw.
Are you sitting?
This game looks awesome.
Yeah, but you have to hit with the back of your foot. Oh
Should we join?
It's chill it's fun. It's breezy. Yeah, dude. Why are in parks like this?
Why the fuck's going in the radius?
I don't think it's the right.
It's over.
Should we join them?
That one looks so much harder.
Let's try it.
I don't think you go that fast.
I don't think you go that fast.
Are they, are they floating for something?
Are they, they're just dancing together in the park.
You gotta get in a shot, man.
I'll get a shot, I'll get a shot.
It shakes your butt!
Yeah!
You didn't say that!
to burn energy while burning energy
I was working on it, I'd say
That's cool
They're washing the shit in my head
Oh, it's a white man on the exercise machine
That's so much harder
Yeah, that should work out well
That is so much harder
He's out of breath
Michael's certain
What the fuck is this guy doing?
Don't give up.
I can't.
Get back out there.
Get back out there.
Don't give up, Michael!
Oh!
How do they all know the dance?
I knew you were off.
Do it.
Just do what you want.
Yeah, that's good.
What, how the fuck is he doing that?
What kind of workout is this?
Successful workout in the park.
That got my shoulders going.
Yeah, that shoulder machine is genuinely pretty good.
The ass shaker is a horrible workout, inarguably.
Yeah, the ana robe or aerobic exercise again the dance
The dance is a great workout anyway. We earned ice cream. So it's ice cream time. I'm gonna
400. Oh, wow. You actually could get some gear here if you needed some
Qing Qing don't feel the joy to the joy down. I told me Jordan get a waterproof. Do you think it will actually
Okay, there you go
Just kid. I think it's gonna rain. We'll be out boo boo boo shui
I want to eat...
No, no, no water
Water, water, water
This one
This water
We can do it
Oh, okay. Dude, water
Water
Water
Hello
My name is Ni Hanbao
Welcome to Fuping
Welcome to Fuping is what she said
We're in Fuping
I want a big waterproof one.
This is a waterproof one.
This is a waterproof one.
This is a waterproof one.
This one will be taller.
This one is waterproof.
This is a waterproof one.
My friend doesn't like this color.
She wants a black one.
This one doesn't have a black color.
Only this one.
We get the red one.
We get the red one.
Tomorrow 50% chance of rain and it's chilly tomorrow. It was 23 today it's 15 tomorrow, okay
I'll get the really good one. So tomorrow's gonna be brutal is what it sounds like which
sucks because we also don't know where to go anymore but I do know where I need you to go
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I don't really have Feng Shui pants this could be good. What fits my Megwo body 3xl
your body will fit a 3x.
My friend is fat.
What?
Really?
You can put it down.
You can put it down.
I can put it down.
Oh, she wants to do a waist test.
Okay. How is it?
It's okay.
Okay.
Are you recording?
Are you recording?
Yes.
冰淇淋在哪里?
冰淇淋在一楼
一楼?
對,叫冰淇淋
Ice cream!
什么名字?
冰淇淋
蜜雪冰城
蜜雪冰城
Hello, let's go with this one.
我叫妙汉堡
我叫毕汉堡
我叫冰儿妮
谢谢
Oh, so cute.
谢谢啊
和咱们一起合个影
3, 2, 1.
Okay, okay
Thank you
Bye-bye. Okay time for ice cream for real. Where are we walking?
The love and why do we keep going this way?
I don't know where the fuck it is. This is Ilu. He said it was this far. Must be to the left. Wait, we walked right by it.
We literally walked in here.
This is the only shutter.
Well, you know a good side quest.
Look at your camera!
You're cheating. Nailed.
You're not here anymore.
Really?
Really?
No.
You're not here anymore.
You're not here anymore.
Why?
It's so loud.
You're not here anymore, right?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm talking to him.
He machined some 10 months back.
He's not even cheating.
Jenda.
Jenda.
Oh.
It's a nightmare.
We're going to the morning.
We're going to the morning.
At 9am?
We're going to the morning.
You guys are going to 9am to them to drive in the freezing rain.
Damn.
For a second I went like, you want many fucking ice cream? Disgusting.
I'll never ask your recommendation again.
This is such a heartbreaker.
Yeah, that is sad.
What do you want?
This one.
This one.
This is for you.
Thank you.
This is for you.
This is for you.
This is for you.
This is for you.
This is for you.
This is for you.
This is for you.
This is for you.
This is for you.
Oh, where are you from?
Los Angeles.
Los Angeles?
Los Angeles.
Los Angeles.
Oh.
Me?
Huh?
Me?
I'm from China.
Oh, okay, cool.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
They're the accent.
Yeah, his English?
Dude, his dad was human.
They were a mega-rad?
They were geeking about us, and then his dad left to sit away.
It's every dad hates the mega-rad.
I can't blame him.
I've seen the news.
the news the kid looking at you crazy right now I've never seen that look
before in any human space for anything ever I think it's the first set of boobs
I ever saw that was the face I was like hollywood armies would go forever yeah
Like the rounds never stop
He's making the funniest face
I need that, I need that as an emote on my wall
How can you come to Mr. Bing's and there's no Bing Chili?
It's Mr. fucking Bing bro
It's Mr. Ice Chillin
Okay
We got ourselves a bit of damned treats
Not being chilling because we exercised we would have got here earlier. We would have got some
So that's awesome, I do think I'm drinking blueberry concentrate at the bottom
This is a sugary delight
How do you know the flavor it's like just blueberry all the way I guess
Which is blueberry concentrate watered down a little bit with blueberry chunks like cubes almost
like a blueberry jelly I guess what they made. Mr. Bing Chow's blueberry something
Caution, meal review, eat arts on 7-4, aww, too high.
They're on sync anymore.
That's unfortunate that they missed the uh, the straight round.
We can have four more days?
If they have one like insane day, they'll make it, but I feel like they're gonna like, barely make it.
You know, I don't know, yeah, I don't know.
Wow, the trip's almost over, but it's been very cool to watch.
Thank you guys for recommending the series to me.
And make sure to check out their channels and stuff.
Very, very cool, very good.
All right, I might switch to gaming.
Um, I know I've only been live two hours, but I feel pretty fatigued. Maybe I should have rested today, but I don't- Bro, I got a game.
I don't care how I feel. I got a- I got a game.
I just wanna...
You know, like, kinda just...
Kinda just wanna...
Dude, I was gonna play the game, not open cases.
I can maybe open the cases that I already bought.
I can open the cases that I already had.
I feel like that's fine.
I already have them.
But it's only 20.
I'm not going to get anything.
You know?
Oh my gosh.
You know, MPC Matt, thank you for the five, gifted.
Is that $600 in the steam wallet?
No.
Thank you, NPC Matz.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Okay, I'm gonna go pee real quick.
I'm gonna pee real quick, and then I will game until I can't game no more.
Yep.
Hello, hello.
Okay, where's my earbuds?
Okay, there.
Okay, perfect.
Perfect.
Have I gone up anymore?
It's still 82%?!
Dude, how many fucking games do I have to play?
Oh my god!
It's insane!
Oh!
A THOUSAND?!
10 to 15 more?
Oh my goodness.
Okay, well...
That's fine.
You know, L-Roll is thanks for the three bucks.
Can we watch episode one of Needy Girl Overdose?
It just came out, PodChamp.
It's an anime, I'm gonna get copyrighted.
I'm gonna get copyrights tracked if I do that I don't don't think I can do that
oh brother all right shall I oh I'll just get enough keys to where I can open
the cases that I already have hi Emmy in my extra Emily voice and Mia you done
Thank you for the nine months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Okay, I'm just gonna open a few.
Just a few.
With the hobo gloves, did the gloves are not that bad.
The knife was bad.
I'll give you guys that, the knife was bad,
but the gloves were not even that bad.
Like they're not the best gloves.
They're not cute, but they're not hideous.
What, okay, well maybe I just don't know
what good gloves look like.
What do you guys think are the best looking gloves?
I will look them up.
Definitely not yours.
Okay.
Okay.
Pandoras.
Oh wait, shit, I can't spell.
Okay.
Yeah, these are better-looking, these are better-looking than what I have for sure.
Yeah, they're better.
I mean, yeah, they have color, at least.
Mine are just dark green.
I don't know.
Specialist gloves, marble fade.
These are cool.
But, yeah, at least I have gloves, right?
It's not that bad.
I'd rather have the basic gloves, bro.
I can't believe.
Oh, the red.
I load into a ranked lobby.
A guy sees my gloves and he goes, bro.
I would just rather have the default gloves at that point.
I was like, bro, seriously?
What the fuck?
They're not even that bad!
Like, yeah, they're nothing special looking,
but they're not that bad.
I would understand if you said that about the gloves,
but about the knife, I mean.
I'm not coping, it's just my opinion.
No coping, no coping.
I think I'm not going to have luck for a while.
Maybe he wasn't talking about the knife and gloves.
Oh, pink!
Okay, what are you talking about then?
Oh, thank you for the five gifted!
Thanks, oh!
Yippee!
Thank you, oh!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Just yeah, just yeah, just yeah.
Just yeah, just yeah, just yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
I'm the judge by the gloves they want. Real chance of open cases.
That's right. Well, I didn't... To be fair, I didn't open a case to get the gloves. I traded up for them, but...
That's still nice.
I'm still pissed about that Ludwig clip where he opened it and got a knife on his first
box.
What the fuck?
We need to get Sina a knife.
Never start gambling, kids.
Never start gambling.
Just gift her your poop knife.
Well, I actually offered, I said, you know, you could use my first knife while you wait
to get your first knife, and she said she didn't want it.
She didn't want to take it.
I tried to offer, but what can I do?
You know, okay, well, I didn't get shit.
Okay, 18 more percent to play from here, we'll play some games, we'll play some games,
check out these snow leopard gloves, okay.
Amirgaz, Amirgaz.
Yo, perfect potato thing for 14 months, and Paris isn't me, thanks for 11 months, thank
you.
Let's keep chomping around, all hail chorm.
hail chore. Hmm. I like these. Not bad. These ones are okay. Oh, let's see. Best CS2 gloves.
I like these red ones. Aren't these the ones I have? These green ones?
You ain't got the golden finger, Cherimu Gold.
Well, I tried.
At least I tried, right?
Yeah, those are the ones I have.
Look!
Guys, you see this?
The poop knife is no more.
No more poop knife.
Although, this one's not really anything special, but it's okay.
I'm dead.
We're gone now!
We're gone now!
Vigor now!
I'm not buying anything.
I'm not buying anything. I fucking suck. I'm saving my money.
What rank is this?
I'm glad you asked.
Silver one.
I don't know where to stand on this map.
Is he pushing?
Oh, they dropped the bomb already.
I'm going to go this way, actually.
I thought I heard someone there.
Oh shit, no there is someone behind me dammit!
Ah.
Fuck.
He was behind me.
At least I traded I guess, but I think we lose.
They're gonna get the bomb back.
Emory-o.
Carter, thanks for six months and Shifty, two years, welcome back!
Thank you.
Well you can't win them all.
Or most of them sometimes.
Turkey ninja thanks for two years.
Hydrocon, thanks for 29 months.
Okay, you got it.
Oh, damn!
Damn!
Where's the last guy?
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, he has a chance!
Wooo!
Whoa!
Clutched.
Damn, I didn't know I'd expect that.
Yeah, you got it.
I just know their team is pissed. Holy shit.
I'm glad I did not spend, though.
I usually just get this early because I'm always expecting I'm gonna fuck up
You know, so I try to get my economy going early since I'm trash
Don't be a loser by a diffuser
Okay, I'll buy one she
I'll buy one, don't worry.
They gave up their loads on last night's McGarrel.
One's in marker right now.
One's in apps.
Two more?
Two more?
I'm gonna push, fuck it.
I'm going for it.
Okay, well, the Anorea is at least.
That's fine.
Info.
I just wanted to go fast.
Because we didn't have a lot of time.
Oh, God.
Woo!
Okay, I'm gonna buy a diffuser.
I'll buy a diffuser.
I'll buy a diffuser.
Alright, inspect your knife. It spins on your hand.
Oh! Okay, I did that earlier. I didn't notice the spin though.
I feel like maybe they go A now.
I'm gonna sit back here because I'm a pussy.
Though I don't want to die early because whenever I die early, it's like my team auto loses because
We're down a number and then they get brave
Okay, this rally Jefferson guy just does not give a fuck actually maybe they're going to be again
I have been avenged this is fine
Oh, oh, I saw his head.
He just saw him till he was right.
She's been grinding off stream. I actually haven't.
Bro, if I was, you'd see that my progress went up. I'm still hard stuck 82% premiere.
I'm actually hard stuck.
Oh, it's- it's head! Did you not see it?
Holy shit, what a stupid game.
Uh, I'm gonna get my cheap gun again, let's see.
I try to go for the econ strats, which I'm not very confident.
Okay, well, if I'm just gonna, I hear them.
Eight tunnel.
Eight tunnel.
The bomb is there.
Oh, they got it.
Oh.
Fuck okay, well, they know he's there. Oh, they're both low. There's just one guy left
I'm not.
Come on.
Watch the supermarket.
Dettness! Thank you for the five.
Thank you Dettness!
Oh shit, my train. Ah! He had his knife out!
He was sewing him that shit.
Oh the AK!
What is that sticker?
Some...
Some...
Some weeb shit.
I'm gonna still get the cheap one, I think.
Just one more round.
Damn, someone on our team has nine pay.
Rich as hell.
Dude, they were loudest fuck up here.
I hear them stomping around.
I hear them again, I sure do.
Okay, they're going here for sure.
I hear them.
Are they leaving?
Just gonna push.
They're trying to rotate me, they're pushing back.
Oh this is my this is my time to shine this is my point I have my balls down
he's already there
I don't think they would come from this way right I don't watch a part of
entrance they might actually is this apartments I know apartments is that
way right
my gun's not good for that this order guys good I'm bottom-fragging I'm still
I'm helping I have four kills. It's not that bad better than most of their team
Dundee thanks for 38 months
Just tap if it's far away. Yeah, I was kind of trying to do that. I guess I was still shooting too much
I'm not gonna miss thinking for the 10. Oh my god. Thank you. I'm scared as long as I stay alive. It's more numbers is pressure
So I think it's worth for me to stay alive and just not move for a little bit and then
They're on the bomb if one of them dies. I'll try to rotate
Cuz cuz he's gonna be forced to go to be because the bombs me anyway
I'm a ward
He's pushing mid cat I'm bored
I don't know if the guy that's left is the guy that was shooting at me.
There's another one coming.
I should get points for being visioned, like damage points for vision, in my opinion.
I hear them, I'm just going to push, I don't care, oh they're all there.
Fuck!
I was shooting his belly button.
I still aim too low.
It's such a bad habit.
Sometimes I do good with it.
Oh, oh, oh my.
Yes.
There's just one left.
Every game is so one-sided Oh my camera froze fuck
Big Mike, thanks for 7 months.
Oh shit.
Dude.
Oh hello.
Johnny, thank you for the 10 gifted.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
three naps. Okay. Moony's sawing. Thanks for subbing. Oh, I see one.
Where'd they go was there two oh, yeah, I think he just ran
The hell fucking pussy
Okay, that was karma
What the fuck why why did he come back?
What the fuck? Yo Kurt M8, thank you for the five. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
He actually heard me talking shit. He heard you
good snipes
what am I hate time aim higher aim higher aim higher higher idiots idiots oh my
god
Fuck it love that shit
Won't be to
Shitting her lives makes your aim worse. Oh, I didn't know that oh
Bah bah bah bah bah bah!
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da!
Well my teammates are rich holy shit.
Darth Taric! Thanks for subbing!
Welcome.
Just gonna take the spot back.
In camp!
I feel like they're going to go B again though.
They love going B.
Hopefully that guy doesn't spawn behind me and shoot me in the back again.
Very possible.
He's always there, somehow.
I'm just gonna go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.
I'm just gonna go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.
So too
They heard me for sure
Where's he going
I tried.
Sorry.
I was going to sit on B this time, I think.
Touchy, thanks for the 10!
You know what, I'm going to go on an adventure actually.
What the hell?
I just died here.
Yo.
Oh fuck, they were up, what?
What is, I'm so confused.
I'm dead.
I'm a ward bro madness thinks it's 25 months this guy's cross hair a little heart
Cute so cute
So cute
I'm doing so bad
Now I just keep the AK
Wow
I may have broke after this, but this is the last round, right?
I should have asked for a gun or whatever.
I hear someone.
That is another inspector.
One more.
Shut up.
Fuck, he's behind.
Man.
Aw, damn.
How'd you not check that place?
Cause I thought that since my teammate was watching there, I thought he could see if he was there or not.
Dang it.
I'll tell you what.
Okay.
If you want to.
oh shit what the fuck wait he was right below us we all turned on the guy and
didn't even kill him
oh no dude why did this white chocolate guy start popping off
Oh no.
Oh no, guys.
Guys, I'm the anchor right now.
Oh no.
I hit him.
We were like 7 and now we're 6 and 8.
This is not good at all.
I will push guys, don't worry.
Hi, M.A. Hope you're doing well.
Are you still planning on doing a trip to China this year?
I want to, yeah.
Is this me?
Oh my god.
I'm the only one alive, I'm gonna get flanked.
Fuck.
NOOOOO!
Sadge, thank you immortal for the eight months.
I'm almost tied. We need to pull it together.
White chocolate is solo carrying them.
of
of
of
of
of
I think we actually officially through it is over white chocolate is carrying them
This is horrible.
This is horrible.
This is terrible.
White chocolate is dead guys.
dead guys, there's a chance.
Noone saw him, thank you for the gift dude.
Thank you Shesha.
There's another boss up there.
Let's go!
We're going to win.
So.
Actually, I'm just going to take this.
Try to save some money, I guess.
I need it
I'm just going to wait. I'm just going to camp.
Yay! Let's go!
I'm just going to keep this for now.
of
death
of
death
of
I
Crosshair low I don't even know like how tall are these people
Nice
Yay!
Any AKs?
Any AKs?
Scared the shit out of me.
Alright, now I'm gonna get an AK.
Why is it so loud?
Alright.
I'm gonna get a AK.
I'm gonna get a AK.
Alright.
I'm gonna get a AK.
Alright.
I'm gonna get a AK.
Alright.
I was blinded by my own teammate!
Oh no, I ran into someone.
We're getting shot at bro.
Oh my god.
It's okay, it's okay.
We're rich, we're rich.
Let's go A. I'm gonna push through pallets.
Okay.
Okay.
Fuck!
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
I can't find a gun.
Oh, that was a little bit too high, I think.
Yeah!
Come back, baby!
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
Okay, let's go.
Where y'all want to go?
Where y'all want to go?
Where y'all want to go?
They want to do it again?
Maybe?
Again?
Don't worry I will be a ward my specialty he has an AWP
Oh, careful.
Nice, they got the AWP guy.
I can't get that shit.
Ah, shit.
Damn.
Do we have money?
We do, but we're running low.
I feel like maybe we do it again.
I got one, but I'm low as fuck.
My nose itches so bad
I can't really peek.
the
the
the
the
the
the
I got an assist.
I'm glad I just stayed alive, I feel like that helps a lot with the pressure.
Let's go!
That's what I was looking for!
That's what I was looking for!
Can I play fucking Premier yet?
Oh my god, it went up one percent, dude!
Oh my goodness.
That's okay.
You gotta, you gotta do what you gotta do.
Have to grind.
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
I can't end until you get Premiere, bro.
That's so many games, isn't it?
That's got to be so many games.
It's got to be crazy.
I'm going to order food.
So very hungry.
Very sick and hungry.
Oh, dust.
I actually love playing on dust.
I'm ordering um sushi very hungry yo P your thing for 69 months 69 months wowie
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
All right, let's go.
I don't know what to do with it.
Alright, let's go.
Yo, Danny Boy, 3-2-3, thanks for subbing, welcome.
Long it.
Green is AFK, he's showing.
Let me handle this
Don't worry guys
Now what we pushing or what? Well to be a pussy
I
The guy jumped in front of my my thing
I shot him, sorry.
I love those flea market gloves.
Rich peen, thanks for the six months and play Assassin's Creed 4 Black Flag, thank you for
the gift, sub.
I think the four horsemen are here, I'd go, why, but I think you are gonna win this
game.
I think the four horsemen are here, I don't know why, I think you're gonna, is it
Not bad if the four horsemen are here, doesn't mean we're gonna die.
I think we're all dead guys.
Carry me.
Carry me.
I thought I sucked, please carry me.
Oh wait, it's Palm Beach Pete again, no way.
Hey Jack, thank you for the gifted sub.
So close.
That's a nice AK skin.
And now I am broke again.
I should not have bought so much.
What'd I say?
B?
I can't believe that works on us brother you're shooting the wall
Oh
What is this crosshair how do you know where you're shooting oh my god, he's a genius. Oh
My god, he's a genius
Oh my god.
Best six months of my life, thank you for streaming and making them a little worse life needs
a bit of balancing.
Thank you Itachi for the nice message in the six months.
so welcome. We're all following me and stomping. You know what? You even cares.
I'm a ward! I'm still a ward! I love to be the ward!
Oh my fucking god.
Did you guys see my Ada Wong TikTok?
Oh damn, not bad.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, one more?
Hey!
I got carried. I need to play better. Just play better, bro. Just play better.
Longay, longay.
As long as I mean all the way to the rider, it doesn't mean down middle.
All right, so through the doors.
down the middle would be metal that makes sense told you to let me handle it
nice smoke
no beer
Oh
Egg meow
Yo savvy thank you for a lot of months
Holy shit dude his body was exploding blood and he lived
Fuck
Damn it, dude. Courage, dude. 26 months to welcome back.
Mid-to-be, mid-to-be.
Mid-to-be, mid-to-be. Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, shit. They're talking shit in all chat.
That means we won.
They're shitting on the road, team.
Mid-to-be, mid-to-be.
Does mid-to-be mean all the way through the doors?
I'm because I'm scared.
I don't like this. I'm scared
Bro, I was like right there not even
What you got I don't want that
Nice
I did not deserve to live I did not deserve life what do you got one catwalk scavenging
What you got I'll take that
I'm gonna save because I'm a cheap piece of shit
BB?
BB?
Come on, come on, let's go!
Whoa!
Oh, you're so bad, bro, how do you lose to me?
What the fuck I'm pissed off now.
Why were going B? The bomb's mid.
I saw a guy but I'm too short to see over the top now.
This guy is crazy. What are we doing?
He's a genius.
from where I don't see him fuck
they have time is that a fuse kit your arms were sticking out
Oh, I don't know how to tell if my legs are sticking out or not.
Hey you snooker man, yes sir.
DM Coleman, thanks for the five months in physical baker.
Thanks for subbing, welcome to the stream.
Crouching makes you fat.
Oh, I did not know that.
Excuse me.
I was trying to do that.
I have the bomb, by the way.
Ma-ow!
Oh, there you are.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I have the bomb.
I can't watch this.
One long end.
One long end.
I'm ready.
The last guy is over here somewhere or he was oh shit. He's got it all
He's on the left of the knob. Yes. Oh, yes, I know
I like that he's communicating. I wish I could do that, but I'm a woman.
I don't want to talk to them, I'm scared.
They scared me.
Oh, come on!
Mm-hmm.
Oh, come on!
They're coming up down on...
Uh...
It was good for a little bit.
Holy shit, I'm rich.
I don't got to worry about nothing!
Hey, give me a gun.
Dude took my gun. Fucking hell.
Someone took...
Someone took the gun.
I
Didn't shoot you in the head once
I'm scared. I'm scared. Protect me. Protect me. I'm scared. I'm so scared.
Open some cases you fucking bought am I not supposed to play the game that you buy the
skins for what?
Guys I'm tough fragging somehow, somehow for a little bit if I won't last I'm gonna
I'm going to push mid, because I'm going to die from it.
Oh shit.
I knew it.
I should have been there for you.
I'm sorry I'm sorry, bro
What
He doesn't he doesn't got this he doesn't got this
Thank you
Nick in thank you for the five gifted. Thank you
Thank you Nick. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
I'm going to go wherever I feel like.
Yeah, I'm not top-ragging anymore.
Yo, you island? Thank you for two months.
She's chef.
Really dude.
Oh.
He's empty, he's empty.
plant that shit
Where's he pointing at there?
Where are you looking?
Okay, I understand the genius
Damn Steve carrots things for the three months in burrow, Mikkel. Thank you for 25 months
Oh, and I...
I love A.
Go, go, go!
We all love A, apparently. Holy shit.
I'm already here! Fuck off!
I was here first!
Smoke!
Oh my god, we are so stupid
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Chocolate milk eggs, thanks for three months.
Want the RE4 stream? It's one of my favorite games. Thanks for playing.
It was a good game. I enjoyed it.
I think I was close.
There's one at Catwalk Street.
Oh wow.
Terrorists win.
Huh!
Did I just witness?
Let's make this regulatory.
Everyone loves A, huh?
I guess I need to learn to love B.
Holy smoke.
It does sound like they are A.
Holy smoke.
Get off this.
Fuck, he's an AWP.
You're cooked buddy, you're so cooked, you're so cooked.
easy banana nanananananana is this guy's name
you're so you're so fucked
why would you do that why would you do that why would you do that
now what is this guy doing what are you doing what are you doing
That was sick.
I'm gonna rush, man.
Anybody with me?
Me!
I will go!
of
death
of
death
of
death
I don't really want his AWP, honestly.
Oh, shit.
I thought that was my teammate for some reason.
of
of
of
of
of
of
I don't know what to say.
Why did I do that?
I knew that was going to happen.
Where's my sushi?
13 minutes. 13 minutes away.
Bomb at Catwalk. Come, come, come, come.
Bomb at Catwalk.
Dude, they're not moving.
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
I
He'll back for him
of
of
of
of
of
I'm the only one left.
That's the point.
Man.
Uuuggggggg!
We are under here.
Smoke.
Truly smoke.
Probably just mid and A again, I would think.
through the wall I should just ran my bad
Come on Palm Beach Pete. He's 3 and 17. At least he's on 0 and 17.
That guy did not turn to look at him at all.
Alright, one go B, one long A, one mid, one gavok.
What about the...
He's not counting Palm Beach P!
That was four people!
What about Palm Beach Peak?
That was only four.
I think there's A in mid again.
Palm, Long A, Long A, Long A, Long A.
of
death
of
death
of
I'm so scared.
He's going to come from your left.
You prepared.
I will trust him.
Oh
How do I not kill him I like 5 HP, that's so sad
go, go, go
laying down a smoke
a recoil
where are they?
I
Why are they on a
All right Palm Beach Pete
I
Go one for it. Oh, he found a target
Dude dude, dude, you
Was it what you see him
Okay, my bad, I thought though I thought that was a gun peeking out
4 guy, he did so good.
What a game, 1% closer.
So many games, dude.
Oh wait, no one deathmatch.
I can just leave deathmatch, right?
There we go.
16 more games if I'm correct, because it seems like it goes up 1% every game, dude.
You got 4% once it's 2% if you win I'm pretty sure I still got 1% I'm pretty
sure I still got 1% from that win it's more than 16
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, dude.
Oh my god, that is what it is.
You gotta do what you gotta do.
Oh wait, my food is here in one minute.
Well, let me see.
Uh...
We'll see if it goes off or not.
So hungry.
I told you the four horsemen are coming, and let to this loss may be good luck on clicking heads on the next one.
Oh, brother.
Oh, brother.
I'm not going to accept.
I'm going to get my food.
I'm going to go grab my food.
I got sushi.
Fuck, it's Dust2.
Dust2 is my favorite to play on.
Man.
Hi.
I got my sushi!
Hello!
I got a miso soup.
These are california rolls with some kind of like grilled plain charred sauce shit on
top.
And the sushi, it's like a burri rectangle style sushi.
It is very delicious.
All right, I can queue up now. I'll just eat while I'm dead.
Hell yeah.
These are so fucking good. Aria showed me this place. They, um,
they have one in Japan and in Canada and they just opened some in the United States and they picked Austin, Texas for some reason.
So we have this now, this chain from Japan, and it's very good.
Did I do DDR today?
Uh, I have not, but I don't know if I will since I'm feeling kind of, kind of shitty.
Body's tired, you know.
Zabutas, thanks for 34 months.
I'm just bumming today, you know.
Just some gaming.
it is what it is. Yes, I'm fatigued. That is the correct word. I don't think I'm like
six sick. I don't think I'm contagious or anything. I'm just not feeling great. King
Court, thank you for the 10. Thank you. Thanks, King Court. Very kind. Appreciate it. Thank
you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
I will show you guys the rolls.
They look scrumptious.
Really put a seal on this.
I guess I know my Uber Eats driver did not yank any.
Oh, Draily's saying for the prime, welcome.
Oh, so it's a California roll, but it has, um, I don't know, some kind of sauce, and
then it's like flame charred on the top.
Very tasty.
Shit.
It's got the little fish eggs, too.
I love eating the little fish babies.
So we got salmon yellowtail, tuna, and it looks like shrimp.
Oh my God, it smells so good.
The jalapeno is smell incredible.
I will take a tuna piece to start.
Dude, is that crazy?
I know I always say this,
aren't we so lucky to be born in the time that we are
because most of us probably won't even know
sushi existed like a hundred years ago.
this is all right
oh my gosh
what what map is it
do you have a favorite snack or treat from your childhood emi
talkies ramen
Oh my god.
Takis, Maruchan Chicken Ramen.
I like Twizzlers, Sour Patch Kids.
Mac and cheese.
What the?
Oh look at that knife!
Looks way better than mine.
Wait isn't that bad? Don't you want more of the blue on it? I really know how the
knife stuff works. It's bad. Yeah.
Okay, I need to walk and I got distracted by the food
She's so good, bro
It's fine. It's our throw round, I guess.
I
Do you read chat
I hate my chat never talk to chat ever
Chat return yeah true you got me
Fuck you and me fuck you guys
All you guys do is watch me to laugh at me and make fun of my kids
Hey, I think I have zero damage
zero damage game pacifist game zero damage actual pacifist
What made you pick up CS?
Just seen that of characters since you always say you're frog duty at FPS.
Well I am.
So I've been playing a ton of story games on stream for a while, but before I started
taking chat recommendations. I've always just been like mainly a PVP slop
enjoyer. Like even for the Souls games I mainly like them because like Souls
games are kind of competitive but it's like less toxic because it's like people
just like to compare the runs you know what I mean? But yeah I just played
so many story games like the Resident Evil games I was like I just want to play
some like DJ gamer shit and uh I don't know. I was like maybe I'll just learn a new
game that I've always sucked at.
I don't know where to sit on this map. I'm gonna sit over here. Camping!
CS is the Gulf of video games.
What do you what does that mean?
I fucking suck.
I was distracted bro.
Are they gonna diffuse?
All right.
I don't know what to do with it.
Come on, come on, let's go.
I'm gonna eat a shrimp one now.
A script?
The first time I had a shrimp when I was a kid I felt like I was like dude. I can't believe I'm alive
I just love shrimp so much
You ever think about
You ever think about how strengths are kind of like water of insects?
Maybe that guy just gave up.
They can not come out from now!
The insects are resonating with...
Yeah, they kinda do look like shrimp!
With all the legs.
Shrimps are not bugs. Okay. Sorry shrimp chips TV shrimps are not bugs
I
Say we just go
I'm not another guy here was that the guy that I just killed
Right, where's the bomb? Oh push it
Don't be a pussy
Is that me reloading?
I'm just gonna chill here.
Am I crazier is this blue guy on their team never doing anything?
He's always the last one alive and he just like doesn't even try to push the point.
Bro is KDA watching.
He's got that shit locked down.
Oh, I hear something.
That's my teammate.
Let's gooooo!
I was talk bragging for like one round.
Somehow.
Not anymore though.
Chicken is so lucky.
It was so off to the left, dude.
Oh, no.
You got this man you got this
He disconnected, maybe they kicked him?
No he disconnected.
Maybe he's lagging, maybe that's why he never does anything at the end of the round.
I
Sucks I
Won't talk shit though because I don't want to get that bad karma
You know I'm gonna go refill my water
Oh
Hello
I'm back what is up my last shrimp
Ta-da!
Do you guys think Moon and Mars are edators?
Or is it a coincidence?
Two space names.
Let's go, let's go.
I forgot to buy.
I want that guy's gun.
I want that guy's gun.
I want that guy's gun.
There was a guy in the tunnels.
Two guys in the tunnels.
So brave. Plant that shit.
He's got to be low, right?
Yeah, I have no armor, oh no, that's my fault, I didn't buy.
You good man that was solid
It is time now, my brothers.
Yeah, W-man.
I
Have a op
I say we book it over to A this time per chance.
per maybe per maybe
stairs make
i thought you're an egg
I can't now oh, I think that the blue guy is back
He's back I
Did it again man. I did it again
of
the
death
of
the
death
I fucking sock man
I'm through the flashback.
I'm through the grenade.
I will take this wonderful opportunity to keep eating.
It's a bug?
Oh no.
Oh no.
God!
Let's go a guys why not
all right nevermind our bomb got one over here what the fuck was that
of
the
fact
of
the
Whoa
Yeah, I should have used my utility so dumb
I'm not sure if I can get in there.
Snakey!
I'm not sure if I can get in there.
I'm not sure if I can get in there.
I
Not bad
Nasty damn
Cheddar
I have a holo-paino-sushi.
Yeah, that was super sick.
Let's go.
I
Don't even know what to say
I
That's okay
of
the
death of
death of
death of
death
of
death
We were saving anyway I guess.
stomach shots thank you man. I always feel like I'm remembering to aim higher
but it's it's always still higher than I think. I feel like I need to just like
aim higher than I think it is. And then adjust from there instead of being too
low.
I
Should have just camped I was breeding
I
Totally carried bro, I'm getting carried so fucking hard
Sometimes it'd be like that Rose growing triple negative
watch this smoke they already did it's okay mine was
I think those are both bad.
I think they're pushing mid.
of
the
You know you could be using this time to buy more skins, right?
I don't need more skins right now. We just all got stuck on each other.
I am camping
One more.
Yippee! Give me a gun!
Ooh!
Look at this!
It's whatever anything I have.
I
Only everything
I don't know if you can see me from behind that, I can't see them.
I
Did your cat stuck in a box I didn't hear them doing some shit. I don't know what happened though
What's going on?
Get!
Blind flashback.
Smoking.
Ain't no way you traded a Gulas to Thanos' knife for a camping Swiss button knife SMH.
Huh?
What do you mean?
I'm scared I'm moving and all that's my teammate or that was done.
Yay!
Safari mesh.
What does that look like?
Oh.
Hey, how much you pay for your knife the open case
I mean I still a lot more than that total but that is how much I spent for the knife
When I was opening it.
Another smoke.
Chatter!
Chatter!
Fuck!
Hello.
Sammon.
Sammon.
Sammon.
Ow.
Oh
I'm on the Chinese ground, they're team has 30 kills.
Counter terrorist, we're dead.
I'm dead.
Bomb has been planted.
He'll haunt me.
Hello, hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Good smoke me.
There's one guy.
Let's go. I didn't do shit. I didn't do shit.
Yeah, I got carried dude I got so carried
85% 15% more to go oh my gosh
We are getting there kind of
It's so many games dude
Dude, crazy, so many games, it's playing Call of the Best way.
I don't know actually if it's the most efficient, but I would rather play Call of the Best.
You know, if you do the quest to be fast, what quest?
How do I see quest?
The quest, what's the quest?
Missions?
Um, left above the store?
Oh, I already did it.
Oh, well, I can't do it.
It's already done.
Above the capsule thing.
Huh?
Huh?
Favorite map so far?
I like Dust2.
Dust2 is my favorite.
I need to buy the pass.
Uh...
Right.
You'll paragon ace, thanks for 8 months.
Hey.
Let's roll.
What?
Cheddar?
Why? What's wrong?
What?
Why do you sound so sad?
What? What do you sound so sad?
What's wrong?
Oh, hi, Cheddar.
The cat's name is Chatter, no!
No Chatter!
Chatter!
Chatter!
Chatter!
Chatter!
Like the cheese.
I didn't name my cat after Chat.
Chatter?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Come on, get off the b**ch!
No! No! No!
Why did it record?
Bro, he stepped on the mixer so many times
that it recorded me saying chat or no.
And now it's a...
Great game!
Oh, you're getting signed, thank you for the 10.
Let's go, Mothfuckers.
Stop, stop, bro. He made f**king...
Oh my god.
Thanks for money, man.
When the cat steps on the mixer
and it f**king records...
What are they called?
I'm scared.
Yeah, sound bites.
How do I clear them?
Okay.
Oh, I got some hoes. They're getting jiggy.
Move and shut.
What did he say?
What the fuck, bitch?
My fault, bro. You walked in front of me. My fault.
Two shot, maybe three shot up top.
Top on, uh, Keith.
Yo, Juergenstein with ten gifted subs! Thank you so much!
That'll be you, Juergenstein. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I'm not going to play Flash Bunny.
Oh shit.
You are either an angel or demon, and I don't believe in religions, but I like it either way.
I don't know...
Hey, what was that? What was that?
That was crazy
Why is everyone going a now guys guys
Guys, they might be B. They're B. Oh my God.
There's another one. Help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, rotate!
Oh my god, I think that's just gonna get the bomb.
He should have come for a minute.
He may go up top.
I don't know where to go.
Ah!
I got four.
You got anything?
Uh, I wanted a butter gun.
Kitties.
they're fighting or something
someone on their team disconnected
is there a way to make sure the map just automatically shows everything instead of
being zoomed in
I don't like how I have to press Tab.
See anything?
B, B, B, B, B, I hear somebody.
What the?
I'm so dead.
I'm scared.
See you.
I will give this to someone, I guess.
Uh, that's that one.
No, no one even died.
Someone won't.
Can I take yours?
Yes?
Yes?
Yes?
Take?
Oh, wait.
Do I not get there done?
No, that's okay.
I can afford it.
There's a pack I can afford it.
I'm gonna go there I guess.
There's definitely one up there though.
There's one down there!
You fucking, you stupid, how do you even get down there?
One more, one more, he's one shot.
One's window pushing A.
From B's stairs?
Oh, I didn't know that there was a tunnel under there, I've never been in the tunnel.
That makes more sense. I thought he had to like sneak through middle to get there
Oh
Wow
They like to go B.
oh my god one straight head down
Don't fall why are they following me?
Why are you no no?
Go to a
I feel bad
Well, I know I'm here now
Oh shit, waiting with the AWP.
Oh!
I don't know why I told them to use the kill feed, I forgot.
Let's go.
Nice, the bomb's up there.
Nice.
Shit.
Oh, I should have protected him, I could have been there earlier.
I should have protected him. I could have been there earlier.
Oh, my God.
Sorry, God.
Oh.
Look out, mid.
Two mid.
Seal.
Seal.
Raider scale?
Like on the other side, though.
I feel like yeah, you're right down
This is right
Hey, I can see the whole map. No, thank you. Yeah, I don't like I didn't like how it was zoomed in
Oh
This is a spectator. Oh, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Push
You have time
I should not have worked for you. Hey, first time on the set. It's because you bum rest and you bum rest the hell out of them
You're doing good.
Yeah, bro.
Thank you.
Yay!
That was good.
Oh.
Ah, I mean, it looks weird,
but at least I can see the whole map.
I'm fine with this.
There are a lot of people I can't
want to see. I think I'll never expect
in bottom rush, and they're so used to
people coming at that.
So perfect.
using it for real the silver strats work you shut up what are they talking
about if you're off and up there I bet they're gonna go right this time
we're definitely need them
Yeah
Are you looking man
Oh
over here.
Made, made, made, made.
Just hurt him.
I'm just camping.
Camp made. Sniper, sniping out made.
Dude, just wait the bomb's there! Like, why are we just chillin?
Bomb boxes.
I'll just watch that bomb yellow you make them near left I tried to tell you yellow
Hello?
That's it, one more should be here, right?
Hi, hey, hey, just hi, just hi, just hi.
Yay!
Yay, wait, there's a ladder here?
I was holding out. I learned to not be impatient and just wait
Yo, some raw 32, thank you for the five months which prime
I'm
They're gonna
My god, there's camping and there's literally two dudes camping in the fucking pond room
Fuck.
Well, I heard him at least, and that's 2v3.
Hey, we got a bomb though, so it's all good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yellow.
Just sneak around really really slow.
Aw, he's jamming me this one.
Yep.
Shit, bro, I don't know this map.
I just play slow.
Fucking hate that Mason dude, bro.
Hey, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
What did Mason do, man?
Yeah, I don't need purple, just hit it one more, he's probably going to come in, like
trust, trust, trust, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I was so like, I fucking knew this.
Well, that was nasty.
He's two fucking months to not have that.
Why are we?
He loves me way too fucking much, not a man.
This fucking dude's addicted to me and this shit.
All he fucking does is we rush in there,
on a lead line, and stick it into your leg.
I need to listen to that song so bad it's in my fucking brain, bro.
I'll be right back.
you
you
you
you
you
I feel better now.
Bruh.
Ow the cat just grabbed my toe!
Stop!
Barbony's view, Brainy.
Stop! Stop!
One top blue, top blue.
I think it's you who made the bomb.
The creep?
Fuck it's God's sewer system.
I think it's you who made the bomb.
I think it's you who made the bomb.
The creep?
Fuck it's God's sewer system.
Fuck it's God sewer system
Craig what's underpass I think
Still sorry
He might be flanking that egg egg watch out flanking to egg
Not a gun there he is
He killed him
How do you get up there jump from the van?
Terrorist time.
Yeah, you do a triple jump.
I don't know how to do that.
Boost off forehead.
What?
I don't understand.
Ah!
Mason!
Aw, bro.
Two on A.
One down on A.
We fucking lost.
Two on A.
We fucking lost
I haven't seen anyone by the duel of the red is before
It's coming toward coming toward I think it's cuz he has the stat tracks game
Yo, Night Mode! Thanks for watching too much!
If Kirby swallowed a Kirby that already swallowed your save file, would the final Kirby gain the ability to speedrun himself?
Or would the universe just fold into a permanent 24-hour stream?
I don't understand. I don't understand.
I don't see anybody where are they
I got got through the boxes
Watch me watch me in one back
Yeah that's my mid
Like two shot
Two both mid both mid
Grab the bomb
It's not one bottom.
Oh, then the bombs in front of the box or something.
I'll check back later.
Ah!
He's going to take me just.
Let's get one more bottom.
He's got three bullets, bro.
I know.
It's a good try.
I'll parry up here.
Or not, if I'm OK.
I'm gonna say, fuck it.
AHHHHHHHHH
Hello
Actually come over here
Come over here
Come on
Bomb is moving B
I'll go out there mate
one down middle past the overpass
we're the bomb we're the bomb oh my god
oh my god there was one back boxes
there's only one left
I can't believe I got killed
Hey, let's graven thank you for the two months
All right, we all go be
Be
This guy's so silly he said go see such a jokester
Oh my god, he ran in front of me
He's gonna be going green room.
One more, one more.
A green room.
Uh, one on top, top on the top, I believe.
Good shit.
Uh, last part of the day.
I'm gonna just...
YAY!
I need a stop.
Alright, we all go A through Palace.
Sounds good.
Move it, move it.
Okay.
Stay back, Green.
That's me. I'm Green.
uh
Oh my god, I'm fuckin' aimless, where?
Uh, he's in that little corner back there.
In the middle.
Dude, the cat?
How did he...
She stole one of my fucking chapsticks and she's just sitting on it like an egg.
I think that's a lot of them.
I don't know if I can even show it.
Alright, we all go B. Stops.
You can't see my chapstick, but she has it.
Why would you do that?
Come on, Green.
I'm getting...
one shot, one shot
beneath this
ah fuck
I'm down man, I'm down man
fuck
I wasn't walked in, sorry
they go to your left left left left
walked in sorry I'll take a picture. Yo Westgraven thank you for the five. Thank you West.
Okay well now it's kind of behind her but
you see the red thing behind her that's my chapstick she stole it off my desk.
There's a big ass chorm behind her.
What's up, arches, arches, arches?
Oh, two, two boxes, two boxes, two boxes, made a right, but be purple.
Oh, fuck, one in arches and one should be...
fire. You were right. I got a second one. How does he know? That was crazy. That was
So sick
He has ears, I don't know how he knows the timing so well though just brain I guess
I had a smoke
one
go up those boxes
scared
get up those boxes
get up the boxes can i do that
jump across
and look down
oh he was right
i missed i could i didn't understand what he was trying to tell me though
said where we're going
good coms though
he was a bomb stairs
come on
I'm A.
One's at the top, one's at the bottom.
Oh my god, one's at the bottom.
Now you're getting angry at the game.
Five seconds.
Ah.
Oh, we only need one more.
I didn't notice that before I'm a smoke window and we're gonna push
Made it or the fucking window me me me
If this is the right smoke first time on this man, I forgot the line of
Team work, I still
Oh my god I swung so slow. I'm sorry team. Come on brother, it's the light work.
Fuck!
Stay there, stay there.
Toofy-tooh.
I'm not it's not even how my teammate like didn't kill him.
right away the guy like took so long to realize where he was being shot from
you're five seconds dude couldn't bond the motherfucker
The floor is fucking bitch ass hot in the damn rafter things.
I'm lying.
Alright, we all go B.
Okay.
I will follow the team.
I have the bomb.
I thought if they were be there, they'd be in kitchen.
of
of
of
of
of
of
Oh, fuck.
Baki, thanks for the nine months.
Oh, no, I don't have any money now.
Where are we going?
I'll win one more one more so hard rush a
I
Got Mason he's one of their good guys
Valent
My god
all right we're all going mid I think I got it this time
yo Ometi thanks for the six months I don't want to die first someone else peek
I hit one down mid smoke Watch the arches, watch arches
one is on the right side of the road
one is on each corner
if you have a flash you can shoot you
oh no
I've got to try. Not much I can do, I guess. Let's show me those things this time. Oh,
it's just over? We don't have like a tiebreaker? Oh. I thought it was like Valorant where
or is first to like two or something?
Well,
I guess that is that.
I don't know.
In Premiere?
Oh, I see.
Fuck dude, I didn't get any XP for that.
We're like barely any XP.
Damn.
Well, I don't have a limit of life for five hours,
but I think I'm gonna go lay down and rest now
since I feel kind of shitty,
but I just wanted to stream today.
I'm not sure if I'm gonna...
you
you
you
you
you