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Emiru

04-06-2026 · 8h 47m

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[00:00:00] I'm not sure who I am, not sure who I wanna be

[00:00:03] I'm all the shit to scale, I'm not gonna wanna be me

[00:00:08] This is what I want, this is everything I need

[00:00:11] No, don't belong, can't contain my jealousy

[00:00:15] Stop looking at yourself, you're caught up in my skull

[00:00:19] You know how I feel, can't you tell us in which you're well?

[00:00:23] Stop it, I can't agree

[00:00:25] I'm so sorry, I can't believe

[00:00:27] The same as Chelsea

[00:00:29] Tell me who was I born to be

[00:00:31] Be, be, be, be, be, be, be

[00:00:34] Let's roll with me

[00:00:35] Be, be, be, be, be, be

[00:00:38] Let's roll with me

[00:00:39] Be, be, be, be, be, be

[00:00:42] Who was I born to be

[00:00:43] Be, be, be, be, be, be

[00:00:46] Was I born to be

[00:00:47] That communicator

[00:00:49] These thoughts but they can't escape

[00:00:51] I'm not okay

[00:00:53] I can't teach

[00:00:55] You say that I want to possess everything

[00:00:58] Maybe you know what I'm talking about

[00:01:01] Can't you see my jealousy?

[00:01:03] I'm looking at yourself

[00:01:05] You're caught up in the spell

[00:01:07] No, can't you tell me what you love?

[00:01:11] Stop it, I can't agree

[00:01:14] I see why I can't believe

[00:01:16] This girl is jealousy

[00:01:18] Tell me who was I going to be

[00:01:20] Believe me, believe me, believe me

[00:01:23] In which hall is he?

[00:01:24] The eight-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee

[00:01:26] The night's a little bit stained

[00:01:28] The eight-dee-dee-dee-dee

[00:01:30] They must have bought it

[00:01:31] The eight-dee-dee-dee-dee

[00:01:34] They must have bought it

[00:01:35] The eight-dee-dee-dee

[00:01:39] She might have been here

[00:01:40] But never again

[00:01:42] Who was that boy?

[00:01:43] The eight-dee-dee-dee

[00:01:47] The boy was tellin' me

[00:01:48] He's been me

[00:01:49] Tell me who was that boy?

[00:02:21] I

[00:02:51] Thank you for watching!

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[00:12:21] I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go

[00:12:36] Falling to your hands, I come in my spirit

[00:12:40] Falling to your hands, why have you forsaken me

[00:12:45] In your eyes forsaken me

[00:12:49] In your thoughts forsaken me

[00:12:53] In your heart forsaken me

[00:12:58] Trust in mine

[00:13:04] Surprise yourself

[00:13:08] I cry

[00:13:11] For an angel of the dawn to die

[00:13:15] And I

[00:13:18] Was so bright just another side

[00:13:22] I cried

[00:13:25] For an angel of the dawn to die

[00:13:30] I could've might be here to come and get a car, but now you're gonna leave with nothing but sight.

[00:13:55] Another reason I've been sitting breathing in between your lower arms

[00:14:03] But this life is still the time

[00:14:09] So, get away, and not away from here

[00:14:13] You don't want to stop to know and let yourself go

[00:14:18] In my details, I'm so control

[00:14:22] Let's start with a new world, another new day

[00:14:28] Let's start with a new yourself, start with a new self

[00:14:38] Let's do what we want, let's play our game

[00:14:42] Let's be the best of the best, let's play the game

[00:14:46] I can't stay with you

[00:14:49] So I'm gonna give you a lot of thought

[00:14:52] But you won't wanna stop

[00:14:54] You can't even stay with us

[00:14:58] And I will be your star

[00:15:01] But you know how much you've won

[00:15:04] You can't believe

[00:15:07] You won't wanna stop

[00:15:12] After this

[00:15:16] and I'm aware of you lying in the ground

[00:15:23] Cause I did everything to feed her by your side

[00:15:31] So when you told me all the reason I just can't believe the lies

[00:15:42] I'm so lucky

[00:15:47] So lucky that I'm a little girl

[00:15:51] I don't care if that's my fate

[00:15:54] I don't wanna go out of town

[00:15:56] I'm so lucky that I'm a little girl

[00:16:01] I don't wanna go out of town

[00:16:05] I'm so lucky that I'm a little girl

[00:16:10] The evil eyes of the earth are blinded by the blood of the king.

[00:16:15] The evil eyes of the earth are blinded by the blood of the king.

[00:16:34] So, get away, and all the blood is for the dark.

[00:16:39] If you want to stop them and let yourself go

[00:16:44] You know you do some control

[00:16:48] Oh, this is not the way

[00:16:50] Thoughts and disrespect

[00:16:52] Another way to be grateful

[00:16:55] If you want to stop them and let yourself go

[00:16:59] If you want to stop them and let yourself go

[00:17:34] I don't know what to do, I don't know, I don't know what to do

[00:18:34] You try to stop and try to stop She doesn't need nobody else

[00:18:50] Pushin' out, let me out please You know I love you, you're my dog

[00:19:28] You're not nobody but yourself

[00:19:33] We don't put me on the show

[00:19:36] I can help you deal with where you fell

[00:19:40] Think you're wrong and you'll take your eyes

[00:19:43] But you've had a flesh you've sent into his house tonight

[00:19:48] Hello?

[00:19:50] Hello?

[00:19:54] Hello?

[00:19:56] Oh, oh shit, sorry, I didn't notice that my cat stepped on it, sorry.

[00:20:09] Or does it sound fine now? Or is it so bad?

[00:20:17] She does fine, okay, sorry.

[00:20:20] I should just get a new mixer that doesn't have buttons like that probably

[00:20:30] Yo the dork knight crippled Yoda thing is for the resub local oath things with a five reaver

[00:20:35] Three tempered line thingy for the five wheezed

[00:20:38] 47 months tier three Liam Barnes. Thanks for the prime grumble burb. Thanks for 34 months

[00:20:45] Paragons, thank you for the 10 gifts that you're carrying, 17 most of your 2, thank you guys.

[00:20:50] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[00:20:53] Hello!

[00:21:00] Oh, speaking of birds, uh, hello.

[00:21:03] Speaking of birds, um, I bought the, uh, the bird camera set up.

[00:21:08] Oh, I found a pigeon.

[00:21:10] Hello!

[00:21:12] Hi guys, good morning. Hello, hello.

[00:21:14] Hello, Xeris L33 L3321 thanks for the sub chess Baron von Blackheart on

[00:21:23] Summer tummest and snafu thank you guys for the resubs. Thank you. Hello, but I will pull it up

[00:21:29] I will show you guys. It's on my um

[00:21:32] My second channel

[00:21:38] Another month in the army

[00:21:44] Mama!

[00:21:45] Jaleb!

[00:21:46] Thank you for 19 months.

[00:21:48] Fire Rescue guy!

[00:21:49] Thanks for 4 months.

[00:21:50] Plop plop.

[00:21:51] Thanks to the Prime Violet Phoenix.

[00:21:53] Thanks for 14 months.

[00:21:55] Okay guys, feast your eyes upon the bird.

[00:22:00] Hold hold.

[00:22:02] Look, we have a bird cam and it's live!

[00:22:07] This is right outside my room!

[00:22:10] Her nest is literally right outside my window outside.

[00:22:13] outside you make me a thing for the one year and she's been coming and going but

[00:22:18] most of the time she's been sitting in the nest which makes me think that the

[00:22:22] eggs are about to hatch and they're probably gonna hatch while I'm in

[00:22:25] Florida. Milbert thanks for the five gifted. Code red thanks for 35 months.

[00:22:31] Welcome back. Oh look she's been sleeping. Yeah I'm probably not gonna be here but

[00:22:37] Um, so Jacob set up this camera and it has night vision hope you and the kitties are doing well today

[00:22:44] Inspire us you guys

[00:22:46] Uh, it has night vision. So I'm gonna teach Bonnie

[00:22:49] How to switch it to the night vision?

[00:22:52] And back so that people can watch the babies, but yeah, I think that the babies are probably gonna hatch while I'm gone

[00:23:00] Unfortunately, but uh, they should be in the nest for at least a week or two

[00:23:05] So I'll be able to see them when I get home. So it doesn't run 24-7. Yeah, it's gonna be a 24-7

[00:23:11] bird cam

[00:23:13] Yes, and she she's a cardinal. She has a little mohawk. Sometimes she gets up and she'll like

[00:23:19] Flap her little mohawk around. It's so so cute

[00:23:24] Yes, it's amazing. Oh my gosh

[00:23:26] Well, I didn't name the babies. I don't remember how many eggs there are but I

[00:23:31] Um, I want to name the the mom a bird. I was gonna let chat name her

[00:23:36] But I don't think people really came up with anything yet

[00:23:39] Well, I asked in the chat of my 24- so channel and they were saying cow

[00:23:44] I was like, bro, you can't just name every animal cow

[00:23:49] Like what the heck?

[00:23:51] But yeah, so the bird the eggs should hatch soon and hopefully um someone will clip it when that happens

[00:23:58] Oh, yeah, bird stare.

[00:23:59] We need to name the bird!

[00:24:01] She's so cute.

[00:24:02] She has a red beak.

[00:24:05] If that helps for name ideas.

[00:24:08] I don't know.

[00:24:10] Name it Duck.

[00:24:12] Mmm.

[00:24:14] Mmm.

[00:24:16] No, not Duck.

[00:24:16] Rudolph.

[00:24:18] Rudolph is cute, but is that a lady's name?

[00:24:21] She has a girl bird.

[00:24:23] She's a mama, so.

[00:24:25] I don't know.

[00:24:26] What do you guys think?

[00:24:28] I don't know well we'll just see what name sticks I guess but

[00:24:33] Yeah, if you want to see the bird stuff, it's high three months. I second channel Nick. Hey, thanks for the three months

[00:24:40] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you guys for the level

[00:24:45] Sanctuary we should name it zoolander zoolander. Oh

[00:24:49] my gosh

[00:24:51] Zoolander. Oh Ruby is cute. Yeah, her and her nose is red. She's got a ruby colored nose.

[00:24:59] I don't know. What do you guys think? Put the bird on the TV. I could put the bird on the TV actually.

[00:25:06] Let me pull up the my TV remote app. J-Ral, thanks for 17 months. I love that. Ah, VioletPdix!

[00:25:15] Thank you for the five gifted. Thank you. Thank you, Violet. Rocketed, thanks for 21 months.

[00:25:21] Okay, I am um connecting to the TV. I will put the verb on there

[00:25:51] Okay I don't know if I can actually.

[00:25:56] Hollypost, thanks for 35 months.

[00:25:59] My shit is so fucking busted bro.

[00:26:01] Everything in my room is scuffed.

[00:26:03] My computer setup is scuffed.

[00:26:06] My cats are scuffed.

[00:26:07] My stream is scuffed.

[00:26:08] Like the cheese.

[00:26:09] Like the cheese.

[00:26:10] Erebus, thanks for 53 months.

[00:26:11] Thank you.

[00:26:12] Thank you.

[00:26:13] Thank you.

[00:26:14] Hi, I'm a looking slay.

[00:26:16] We hope you are doing better.

[00:26:18] Max I got a new shirt. I think it's named on Kennedy birds scare

[00:26:26] We on Kennedy. It's a girl that burger. Thanks for 28 months. Leon Kennedy's not a girl name

[00:26:33] Now we have to name it a girl something

[00:26:37] Name her after a French cheese with red rind

[00:26:40] I think we should call her Ada.

[00:27:10] you

[00:27:40] you

[00:28:10] you

[00:28:40] you

[00:29:10] you

[00:29:40] It was crazy he got like 100,000 subs in like an hour because everyone was subbing him

[00:30:07] and giving him subs trying to get him to give them the money. They were like giving him money.

[00:30:13] They'd be like, please, Rach, please pick me. I gave you, I gave you $25. Give me $5,000.

[00:30:19] I was like, oh my God, it was crazy. It was freaking crazy. What are you going to afford

[00:30:27] a fork? I'm doing a Red Bull athlete thing, but I'm going to be honest. I don't even know

[00:30:34] exactly what it is that we're doing. Love your taste in music. Thanks Chroma! I'm glad to hear that I love showing people my music and I like when people show me the music, but I don't know exactly what we're doing. I just know I can't stream it and we were given a schedule and the schedule is like, land and air events, water events and I'm like oh my god what are they gonna make me do?

[00:31:01] But I assume it's like for their social media content or something. I don't I don't know it's part of my contract

[00:31:08] So I got to go

[00:31:11] So I can get paid, you know, but

[00:31:14] Yeah

[00:31:16] We'll see I'll let you guys know how it was in what we did when I get back so

[00:31:21] Spooky GG. Thank you for the crime

[00:31:26] Bro, you're not even athletic it's jover. No, I think that this is like the um

[00:31:31] All the gaming Red Bull athletes, because me and his family are not so streamed.

[00:31:38] Oh, I don't know.

[00:31:41] I don't know.

[00:31:42] One of AK9, thanks for the six months.

[00:31:45] Thank you.

[00:31:47] Look who can save for truth.

[00:31:51] What, why are you guys saying sus?

[00:31:54] But yeah, I think it's, um, most of the non-actual athletes, athletes, if you know what I mean.

[00:32:03] So I don't know if Ludd's going, because he already did something for them like a month ago, so I don't know.

[00:32:09] And then plus, he did tip to tip, and he was wearing the Red Bull helmet the whole time,

[00:32:14] so if they're like, you still are required to go a lot, I feel like I'd be really impressed with how much he's doing for them.

[00:32:19] Otacon, thank you for 14 months.

[00:32:22] Kajal too? Really? I don't think I've met Kajal in person before.

[00:32:27] I will, if he's there, I'll make sure to say hi to him.

[00:32:31] Um, I know that a lot of people here watch him because of all the

[00:32:35] all the League frogs who like to pretend like they're not League frogs.

[00:32:39] I'll try to get a picture with him.

[00:32:42] If he's there, I will say hello to him.

[00:32:47] So yeah.

[00:32:49] Yeah, she was Ludwig angry that you hit him in these games.

[00:32:55] Um, I think if he got eliminated, he would have been, but he didn't get eliminated from

[00:33:00] that.

[00:33:19] you

[00:33:49] you

[00:34:19] you

[00:34:49] you

[00:35:19] you

[00:35:49] I

[00:36:00] Bring off of my

[00:36:14] What can I say well, what if I said I shot him on purpose just

[00:36:19] I didn't I generally was like, okay

[00:36:21] DDG has two shots and it has three if I hit DDG then sinna is more likely to be safe

[00:36:27] And then I missed I hit one wing so I didn't help sit at all and

[00:36:32] I'm mad at me. I was like, oh my god, of course this would happen to me bro. Oh my gosh

[00:36:39] No, I felt so bad Maya and Emmy did this last week. Wait. Why did Maya and Emmy do this last week?

[00:36:49] If everyone gives one heart only.

[00:36:51] Not really.

[00:36:52] What?

[00:36:53] That's not really conb...

[00:36:54] OH! The slingshot?

[00:36:56] No no no no no no...

[00:36:57] Did you see that?

[00:36:58] It's alright.

[00:36:59] It's too...

[00:37:00] Too up...

[00:37:01] So he's saying everybody's...

[00:37:02] Is it angry Ru sponsored?

[00:37:03] No, it wasn't sponsored.

[00:37:05] Tell me no disrespect, Brawl.

[00:37:06] I just can't imagine Emmy Ru hitting a heart

[00:37:09] given 100 shots.

[00:37:11] I just...

[00:37:14] Um, excuse me!

[00:37:15] Excuse me Ludwig!

[00:37:18] Excuse me. Hold on. Excuse me.

[00:37:26] Eat them out until they were contacted by Johnny's mother.

[00:37:29] Hold on. Excuse me. Have you not seen-

[00:37:34] You're the popular idiot. He ain't got no subject to eat.

[00:37:37] He did. He's threatening. He wants a knife.

[00:37:40] I'm afraid.

[00:37:42] Shut up!

[00:37:43] Have you not seen my fucking high-grade baseball picture?

[00:37:47] I was way closer than some of those shots that rage and then ski and them were throwing

[00:38:04] out.

[00:38:05] So what the heck?

[00:38:08] Come on bro.

[00:38:09] Tundra, thanks for six months.

[00:38:14] That's my Red Bull athlete.

[00:38:16] Thank you man.

[00:38:17] I tried my best.

[00:38:19] I tried my best.

[00:38:25] Oh, god.

[00:38:25] Dude, this scared me.

[00:38:27] I didn't like doing the flamethrower.

[00:38:29] Oh, my god.

[00:38:30] Oh, my god.

[00:38:31] Oh, my god.

[00:38:32] Wait, what the fuck was that?

[00:38:34] The gaffet.

[00:38:37] OK, I did not expect that.

[00:38:38] I was going to say, I did not like doing the flamethrower

[00:38:41] in my room.

[00:38:42] That was so scary.

[00:38:45] Did you see this?

[00:38:46] WW new wife. Yeah, I did see the extra Emily and emiru got engaged

[00:38:52] You know, I have nothing to say

[00:38:54] We are we didn't just get engaged. We got married less than a minute later

[00:39:00] We're fully married. We're not engaged. That's not my fiance. That's my wife. Get it. Get it, right?

[00:39:08] congratulations and

[00:39:16] Oh no!

[00:39:17] Emily leaves Heather, other wife, now there's drama.

[00:39:21] Wait, but Emily told me that it was going to be a happy polycule, but apparently not.

[00:39:27] I think Maya's not okay with that.

[00:39:31] Hey!

[00:39:32] Oh, this is from yesterday.

[00:39:34] Hey, throw an egg at him!

[00:39:35] Hey, leave him!

[00:39:36] Hey, go!

[00:39:37] Now I'm not going to get far from here.

[00:39:38] Hey, T, what happened?

[00:39:40] I'm in my hallway.

[00:39:41] It was like 15 miles per hour, by the way.

[00:39:56] So before this, Kenne was joking.

[00:40:00] He was like, oh, by the way, Emmy, we told whoever wins that they get your car.

[00:40:04] So I'm like, what the fuck?

[00:40:06] And then me and Bonnie like dramatically left.

[00:40:09] Bonnie was like, you need to play, what was the song called?

[00:40:12] It was like, up in the club, fuck everybody,

[00:40:15] and a rev your car out of the parking lot.

[00:40:18] So, yeah, it was because of that, it was just so good.

[00:40:23] Oh my god.

[00:40:24] Oh my god.

[00:40:25] Oh my god.

[00:40:27] And I pressed, so Corvettes have this button

[00:40:31] called Z-Mode, and Z-Mode,

[00:40:34] it does a couple different things,

[00:40:36] but the main thing that it does

[00:40:37] Is it literally just makes the engine louder?

[00:40:41] Like it's literally the douchebag button.

[00:40:43] So I pressed Z mode and then I accelerated from like 0 to 15.

[00:40:49] And I was like, yeah.

[00:40:51] See you later losers.

[00:40:53] You can't see it either, but I was flipping them off

[00:40:55] out that window.

[00:40:58] My pants too small, you can't see it.

[00:41:01] My bad, bro.

[00:41:04] Thought I'd break them.

[00:41:05] What is this?

[00:41:07] Well, I made good for Dean.

[00:41:09] What is wrong with him?

[00:41:14] What is wrong with Rick?

[00:41:21] My camera's blocking me.

[00:41:26] That's me on the mic.

[00:41:28] The hill was really steep, okay?

[00:41:37] The hill was really steep, so I got off the bike and then it was too heavy for me to hold

[00:41:43] it up so it fell over.

[00:41:46] It fell over.

[00:41:47] Oh shit!

[00:41:48] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[00:41:57] Oh no!

[00:41:58] Oh no!

[00:41:59] He just ran with that shed.

[00:42:17] So cute.

[00:42:18] So cute.

[00:42:19] So cute.

[00:42:20] How nice.

[00:42:21] Dude, you know what I can't wait to do today?

[00:42:26] I can't wait to freeload off of Ludwig and Michael Reed's content.

[00:42:30] Oh my god, I can't fucking wait rubbing my hands together at a sinister manner.

[00:42:40] I'm about to shoot myself.

[00:42:46] Oh my god, he's just, he's just hating. Oh my god.

[00:42:52] He's just hating.

[00:42:54] is this the same clip with a different title it is the same clip with a

[00:43:01] different title about the shoot myself oh my god can also call the birds after

[00:43:09] egg baked base sauce and other things like mayo hollandaise omelette a scotch

[00:43:14] egg meringue oh that's a good idea too do you guys think it's better to name the

[00:43:18] baby birds after different kinds of a different kinds of sauce or after rocks

[00:43:26] I'll look at her she's so cute she's so cute little Ruby oh she's so good rocks

[00:43:35] okay we'll name the babies after little rocks then I can't wait oh yeah you guys

[00:43:44] will have to let me know if they hatch while I'm gone I'll try to keep an

[00:43:48] I want it but uh I don't know what I'm gonna do then.

[00:43:54] Game over I die.

[00:43:57] I start.

[00:43:58] We start.

[00:43:59] We start.

[00:44:00] We start.

[00:44:01] We start.

[00:44:02] What do you want to restart?

[00:44:11] Why would you send me that?

[00:44:13] What the fuck was that?

[00:44:15] Oxtail, thanks for the best day of the month!

[00:44:21] I was having a blessed day, but now I don't know.

[00:44:26] Serval clip.

[00:44:28] So cute!

[00:44:32] So cute!

[00:44:35] He's climbing!

[00:44:39] I mean, is that why you hit so many of the tr- oh my god.

[00:44:41] He's kind of wonky, but so cute.

[00:44:47] Oh, so cute.

[00:44:51] That's not why I hit so many bear traps on Linus.

[00:44:53] I couldn't see them because my eyes don't work that well.

[00:44:56] See, Ponda, thanks for 13 months.

[00:44:58] Oh yeah, yeah, I saw that they're streaming from space.

[00:45:02] Wow!

[00:45:03] I'm so jealous.

[00:45:04] It's so cool.

[00:45:05] I'm so jealous, it's so cool.

[00:45:18] So cool.

[00:45:21] Okay, okay, okay guys.

[00:45:23] She just joined the scene two days ago.

[00:45:27] Emeru, she joined two days ago.

[00:45:29] Watch for understanding my gambling addiction.

[00:45:33] I don't really have a gambling addiction.

[00:45:35] No, do I

[00:45:38] I just like

[00:45:44] Yeah, she's right one of the worst possible things that she could have gotten

[00:45:51] That's good, that's good jinx

[00:45:57] Feel like this is gonna haunt me forever

[00:46:00] This is gonna haunt me forever and follow me around

[00:46:02] around this ugly ass knife. I'm gonna remember this shitty knife in my brain.

[00:46:07] That's maybe the second worst thing she could have gotten.

[00:46:09] Wait, second worst? Everyone was saying the worst second worst is an upgrade. Second worst is an upgrade.

[00:46:17] This kid puts you like a fucking idiot dude.

[00:46:20] You are disillusioned with overconcerned. Just because you killed my small time is the board man.

[00:46:27] Savlar, you're small time.

[00:46:29] Are we gonna do that?

[00:46:31] I need to say it from your sandwich, alright?

[00:46:35] Oh my god, the graph looks so...

[00:46:37] Hey, who's that?

[00:46:38] No, I really don't give a damn.

[00:46:41] Raynershine, you're going down.

[00:46:44] Oh!

[00:46:45] Oh!

[00:46:46] What the touching moment we have here.

[00:46:49] All spoiled thanks to your interruption.

[00:46:51] Haha!

[00:46:52] He's so sassy!

[00:46:53] No way he's so sassy.

[00:46:54] Hey.

[00:46:55] Haha!

[00:46:56] Why?

[00:46:57] I guess that's a local's way of breaking the ice.

[00:47:00] Which game is this for?

[00:47:03] These are for?

[00:47:08] This is for? Is this really for work?

[00:47:12] Why did they keep this in? This is amazing!

[00:47:22] He's so toxic!

[00:47:30] Thanks. That should keep me company, cause boredom kills me.

[00:47:35] All by yourself?

[00:47:38] Why did they keep this? This is so good. Why is he facetiming this off?

[00:47:44] Is it terrible?

[00:47:45] Maybe you did.

[00:47:46] Sorry I couldn't get in touch sooner, but I was a bit tied up.

[00:47:54] Monsters. Just after this, there'll be one less to worry about.

[00:47:57] gotta go if I were you I get off the side of the

[00:48:02] I'm afraid it's actually not you mister Kennedy

[00:48:12] if you don't need me and get off my back old man

[00:48:16] I still away they're called the Los Aluminados

[00:48:23] most Illuminados that's a mouthful are you out of your mind I knew you'd be

[00:48:31] fine if you landed on your butt

[00:48:40] you are big I don't ever remember being a part of your crappy script

[00:48:47] I've been expecting you, my brethrens.

[00:48:50] No thanks, bro.

[00:48:52] I've sent my right hand to dispose of you.

[00:48:56] Your right hand comes off?

[00:49:01] He's actually a hymbo! Oh my god!

[00:49:07] Oh my god! I'm kinda- what the fuck is that?

[00:49:12] That kinda makes me sad that they decided to make it more serious.

[00:49:15] I didn't know they changed the dialogue at all. I thought it was just like a visual upgrade basically

[00:49:45] I can't. They won't let me. Dude, they fucking are peaching me.

[00:49:52] But you went mainly against 12 of them, man.

[00:49:54] This looks insufferable. 5 and 6 are co-op. Who are the main characters in those ones?

[00:50:04] Yo, Eggatron, thank you for the 32 months. Welcome back.

[00:50:09] Um, hi, Emmy Happy. See you again.

[00:50:12] Thanks, man.

[00:50:14] Or no, you wish upon a shooting star.

[00:50:16] Well, you are so broad.

[00:50:17] Dear shooting star, please let Chris Redfield absolutely

[00:50:21] butt naked in nothing but high heels,

[00:50:24] crash through my sliding glass door,

[00:50:27] walk in here with a leather belt,

[00:50:28] and beat me until I can't see.

[00:50:31] Please let that happen right now.

[00:50:33] Like within the next 30.

[00:50:38] At least he knows what he wants from life.

[00:50:42] I respect that

[00:50:46] Wait so that one close this is one of my this is I think like the best streaming football game. I'll get them. Oh, no

[00:50:59] I think this one in Z care-care care. I'm sitting in the smoke

[00:51:06] Okay, I just got Molly I think they mullied me

[00:51:10] where did your Molly hit I don't think that one is what yeah that we will see

[00:51:16] Russell okay I'm flying they just fucking fucking perfect flash I mean

[00:51:24] these guys like no right where I'm at

[00:51:31] this it's such a good clip oh my god it's such a classic I feel like everyone's

[00:51:38] I've already seen this club so many times, but I always watch it.

[00:51:43] It's so good.

[00:51:44] Can you try this game?

[00:51:45] Is this a computer machine?

[00:51:46] This looks like such a brain-locking.

[00:51:47] Oh my god.

[00:51:48] Brack point.

[00:51:49] Oh my god.

[00:51:50] It's out.

[00:51:51] It's out.

[00:51:52] It's out.

[00:51:53] It's out.

[00:51:54] It's out.

[00:51:55] It's out.

[00:51:56] It's out.

[00:51:57] It's out.

[00:51:58] It's out.

[00:51:59] It's out.

[00:52:00] It's out.

[00:52:01] It's out.

[00:52:02] It's out.

[00:52:03] It's out.

[00:52:04] It's out.

[00:52:05] It's out!

[00:52:07] It does look like a Sub-Sunday game.

[00:52:21] Sub-Sunday this week?

[00:52:29] Sub-Sunday, what's that?

[00:52:31] Come on, man.

[00:52:33] Lucia, thanks for subbing, thank you.

[00:52:36] Let me check out this game.

[00:52:41] Rat coin, coin pusher roguelike.

[00:52:44] Seems pretty fun.

[00:52:45] I'll buy it, sure.

[00:52:47] I'll get it.

[00:52:49] I will get it.

[00:52:52] The fandom, exterior like fish eggs,

[00:52:55] interior like suicide wrist rags,

[00:52:58] I can exercise you.

[00:52:59] This could be your fizz and cheat on your man, homie.

[00:53:02] I tried to sneak through the door, man.

[00:53:04] Can't make it. Can't make it. The shit stuck.

[00:53:06] Outta my way, son!

[00:53:08] Door stuck! Door stuck!

[00:53:10] Please!

[00:53:12] I made you!

[00:53:13] Burned!

[00:53:15] You're a shit-

[00:53:16] I'm dead stuck!

[00:53:17] Sh-

[00:53:18] Sh-

[00:53:19] Sh-

[00:53:20] Sh-

[00:53:21] Sh-

[00:53:22] Sh-

[00:53:23] Sh-

[00:53:24] Sh-

[00:53:25] Sh-

[00:53:26] Sh-

[00:53:27] Sh-

[00:53:28] Sh-

[00:53:29] Sh-

[00:53:30] Sh-

[00:53:31] Sh-

[00:53:32] Sh-

[00:53:32] What is this?

[00:53:37] 1.6, what the fuck is 1.6?

[00:53:41] Original?

[00:53:44] You've probably heard his voice before.

[00:53:47] Even without knowing. Why is that?

[00:53:49] This blue-eyed singer is in more than a hundred thousand songs.

[00:53:52] She's not real, but has many less of fans than solo shows.

[00:53:56] It all begins in 2004, when young mothers used to create a virtual instrument that emulates singing.

[00:54:02] So they create Vocaloid, a software that loves different voicepacks.

[00:54:06] The first ones are called Leon and Lola, but they're not marketed with a character.

[00:54:09] Listen.

[00:54:10] They like a bit of character and don't become very popular.

[00:54:17] Fast forward and Incos another company called CryptoMedia, they want to create their

[00:54:20] own voicepacks for Vocaloid.

[00:54:22] So they record the vocalist's Sakiko Foeita, doing every possible sound in the Japanese

[00:54:27] language.

[00:54:28] But for the marketing, they figured out the voice needs a face.

[00:54:32] So they asked for the sound equal to K for something in their chorus, and how soon a make-up is born.

[00:54:36] Make-up!

[00:54:37] I see you're so cool.

[00:54:39] I really have a make-up up today.

[00:54:41] The sales are way above what they expect.

[00:54:44] And even though they have similar vocaloid characters, make-ups are singing most popular.

[00:54:48] And before long, family memes and songs explode all over the internet.

[00:54:51] Blah, blah, blah.

[00:54:52] It increases her popularity as a character, not mean why she's also used on credit that

[00:55:02] in thousands of songs, as a simple voice instrument.

[00:55:05] So while some producers just use it to get some focus in their song, other producers

[00:55:16] It's not a wig! It's not a wig! It's on her hair!

[00:55:18] And they get big hicks!

[00:55:19] I'm not fucking bald!

[00:55:26] So viral songs along with tons of fan name, material, grosser popularity, and the company behind the wheel has the potential to show us hologram live shows, a tiore ad, plays a porchella, a fortnesskin, and meanwhile other rich thankshows are listening to their music.

[00:55:40] I can listen.

[00:55:46] So how does it work?

[00:55:47] Simplify, they make tons of singing recordings of all phonetic sounds within a language

[00:55:52] in different fits.

[00:55:53] So if we record my voice here...

[00:55:54] I don't understand...

[00:55:56] You don't understand...

[00:56:00] Memorize it all!

[00:56:01] Software is then an expert at putting these together to reconstruct singing.

[00:56:08] So why is she so popular?

[00:56:09] It's easy to throw it off as a simple irony of special effects.

[00:56:12] I was gonna say a little!

[00:56:13] But it's a little bigger than that.

[00:56:14] Neku's available pops are a fully-famed catalog.

[00:56:16] I'll do that.

[00:56:17] It really is community-based.

[00:56:18] She provides a voice to people that wouldn't hear it otherwise.

[00:56:21] I'll do that.

[00:56:22] Anyone that depart,

[00:56:23] is taken on for a license.

[00:56:24] I'll do that.

[00:56:26] I'll do that.

[00:56:30] Amazing.

[00:56:31] Great video.

[00:56:32] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[00:56:34] Will Elmo survive the particle accelerator?

[00:56:39] I would like to know.

[00:56:40] I'll do that.

[00:56:42] Radiation shielded GoPro.

[00:56:49] Civil defense eye on chamber broken.

[00:56:52] GMC-500 Gagar counter working. I don't know what that is.

[00:56:57] It measures radiation. Okay, thank you.

[00:57:10] Watch the no-streak line.

[00:57:17] Oh no.

[00:57:20] Oh no.

[00:57:24] There he goes.

[00:57:28] He's screaming for help in silence.

[00:57:32] No one can hear you, Elmo.

[00:57:34] Not in the particle acceleration chamber.

[00:57:37] oh my god it's climbing that's about a hundred

[00:57:44] right about a minute 500 R is typically fatal for humans even without the

[00:57:50] electron beam and direct line of sight

[00:58:07] incoming blue glow from chair and comm radiation and the beam.

[00:58:18] God! Why would they do this? This is what science is made for? Like, clearly.

[00:58:27] There must have been some important reason that they had this, right?

[00:58:30] He's not moving anymore!

[00:58:32] Alma, wake up!

[00:58:34] That al-lo!

[00:58:36] Is he dead?

[00:58:38] Alma, I think he's dead, guys.

[00:58:40] Alma was left under the sunshade.

[00:58:42] No, they're unmarked.

[00:58:44] And I said, you send them to bed.

[00:58:46] Thanks for watching.

[00:58:48] If they're off-center, they will...

[00:58:50] Damn.

[00:58:52] I'm sorry.

[00:58:54] I'm sorry.

[00:58:56] I'm sorry.

[00:58:58] if they were all standing there would-

[00:58:59] damn they actually just they actually just killed him completely

[00:59:06] what the hell what are what are these things i'm getting recommended

[00:59:10] pushing a naval mine off a mountain dude my recommended is going crazy today

[00:59:21] creation forces somewhere in livna most likely in 1992

[00:59:28] This is the first chance to use this at a height of 1746 meters.

[00:59:41] What is the name of the mine?

[00:59:43] The name of the mine is the sea mine.

[00:59:45] It's been used for 5 months.

[00:59:47] It's been used for 5 months.

[00:59:49] It's been used for 5 months.

[00:59:51] It's been used for 5 months.

[00:59:53] It's been used for 5 months.

[00:59:55] I'm gonna live longer!

[01:00:00] Yeah, I've never seen a video of me pushing a naval line off a mountain.

[01:00:10] I'm just watching a video about someone else doing it.

[01:00:25] We're actually just pushing it down the mountain, not even also cliff or anything.

[01:00:33] Lazy! Lazy!

[01:00:36] Lazy, gory!

[01:00:40] Lazy!

[01:00:44] Lie down!

[01:00:46] Lazy, gory!

[01:00:48] Left, Bravo!

[01:00:52] The bomb has been released into the...

[01:00:55] Wow, um, crazy, crazy, how predictable are you?

[01:01:16] Hi, I'm Richard, and this-

[01:01:18] Oh, I haven't done this before. This one's dumb. This one's dumb.

[01:01:24] I've found a solution for this small petty little problem that we can move on and start talking about new things

[01:01:29] Well, I'll just create in a an Epstein like island

[01:01:36] This is from two years ago

[01:01:40] Look what I just figured out

[01:01:41] I've been comparing human body proportions to the orbital distances of celestial bodies and as it turns out if the sun was at the

[01:01:48] top of your head and Pluto was at the bottom of your feet? Jupiter would be right at your

[01:01:53] chin and Uranus would be right at your anus. Now I know what a lot of you were thinking,

[01:01:58] Michael, Pluto's not a planet. Well guess what? I agree. And I've got something for

[01:02:03] us too. As it turns out, if the sun was at the tip of your nose and Earth, the cradle

[01:02:08] of everything life needs was right at the mouth, well then Neptune would be right

[01:02:13] at the knees and Uranus would be right at Uranus. Coincidence? Yes, it's a complete coincidence

[01:02:23] and doesn't mean anything. Or does it? No, it doesn't. But! What the heck? What is he doing

[01:02:32] 4 months ago

[01:02:35] What dude, what does he do?

[01:02:38] What does he do?

[01:02:41] He's just oh my fucking god, dude

[01:02:59] She just

[01:03:02] She... why did she kill her dog?

[01:03:06] What the heck, Doug?

[01:03:10] She killed her!

[01:03:20] She removed all his innards.

[01:03:24] Do that with a turkey? No.

[01:03:28] So we know cats have a weird role, where you put something in the middle of the floor.

[01:03:31] They have to sit on it.

[01:03:32] But will they set up anything? Let's find out.

[01:03:34] My microwave.

[01:03:42] Some foil.

[01:03:44] Don't cats hate tinfoil?

[01:03:46] Like it breaks them out? Yeah, aren't they supposed to hate it?

[01:03:51] I'll be like-

[01:03:52] Oh my god this reminds me so when I used to play League Cheddar would just try to stand

[01:04:03] on my keyboard but now when I play League he just stands behind me and cries what do

[01:04:09] you think it means gluten thank you for the five months welcome back thank you thank

[01:04:14] Thank you. Hold a stand behind me and ho ho's be crying

[01:04:29] Now let's try some catfurnish I bought for them

[01:04:39] We all cry

[01:04:44] Well, are you going to start crying?

[01:04:51] Oh my god, they actually aren't crying.

[01:04:54] Stop! No! I'm sorry! Stop!

[01:04:57] Don't, don't, wait, no, I'm sorry, I feel like an asshole now.

[01:05:01] Don't cry. Please don't cry.

[01:05:04] It's only a bad dream.

[01:05:08] It's only a bad dream.

[01:05:10] I would never play League of Legends. Do not cry. You are an asshole

[01:05:16] It's just it's just a prank guys. It's just a little joke here here to tear you up. We will watch a

[01:05:24] daily dose of internet

[01:05:26] These it's like y'all are bunch of kids. Don't cry. Here's the iPad

[01:05:33] Don't, don't be sad.

[01:05:36] Yo JJ Playslaw thanks for 5 months Kirby Down, thanks for the 35 months everyone unsub

[01:05:42] and scatter.

[01:05:43] Oh you don't have to do that, right?

[01:05:45] Phoenix thanks for 40 months to Phoenix Vicarian, thank you for the 40 months.

[01:05:50] The most satisfying videos on the internet.

[01:05:52] Don't be sad.

[01:05:55] Don't do that deep fright thing.

[01:05:59] What?

[01:06:00] Just a new treat. Oh, it fell back.

[01:06:07] There it goes!

[01:06:18] I just fall so perfectly.

[01:06:21] These are very satisfying videos.

[01:06:30] Yes!

[01:06:31] Oh my god.

[01:06:32] Oh my god.

[01:06:33] And it's like perfect right against you.

[01:06:34] Power.

[01:06:35] Power.

[01:06:36] Power.

[01:06:37] Power.

[01:06:38] Power.

[01:06:39] Power.

[01:06:40] Power.

[01:06:41] Power.

[01:06:42] I don't think we can follow the right side and see it, too.

[01:06:51] Wow! Perfect!

[01:06:55] This lumberjack perfectly cut down this tree.

[01:06:58] Johnny, you can throw up a monitor. Look at that.

[01:07:02] Thank you.

[01:07:08] I'm clean.

[01:07:09] This is what it looks like to get a tattoo lasered off.

[01:07:13] Doesn't this shit hurt so fucking bad?

[01:07:20] It looks like it hurts.

[01:07:23] I've never gone a tattoo, so I've never had a tattoo removed.

[01:07:32] I have a sheet.

[01:07:34] This construction crew found clay that is so pure and clean that for some reason I want

[01:07:44] to eat it. This drop of water perfectly slides across this pan.

[01:08:10] I guess this is how you clean an iphone port.

[01:08:38] For some reason, watching this makes my brain happy.

[01:08:56] I just found out that you can inflate a surfboard.

[01:09:07] This is what happens when you pour hot water on a plate full of Skittles.

[01:09:11] I've always wondered what happens when you pour water on a hot plate of Skittles.

[01:09:16] Wow, it looks delicious.

[01:09:21] Wow!

[01:09:22] Amazing.

[01:09:23] So apparently catfish love cleaning up their tank decorations.

[01:09:27] Oh, Arons had some of these in their fish tank, but they called them bottom feeders.

[01:09:35] That's not very nice.

[01:09:37] Here's a really cool device that can shoot out ring bubbles underwater.

[01:09:52] This has to be the most talented pants folder in the world.

[01:10:07] This is how you remove a car's Raptor.

[01:10:37] I feel like I can watch this forever.

[01:11:06] This person gave themselves a tattoo using a laser beam.

[01:11:20] this is how quickly you can remove the tarnish off silver

[01:11:47] This guy just found the easiest way to deliver mail

[01:12:14] I'm gonna do it. Yeah, you do it.

[01:12:16] Whoop! Another one! Do the next one!

[01:12:18] Do another one!

[01:12:20] Wait, let's go on.

[01:12:22] What is that?

[01:12:24] Oh my God!

[01:12:26] Wow!

[01:12:30] Like, people write these signs?

[01:12:36] I guess that makes sense, but wow!

[01:12:38] Wow!

[01:12:42] It's like a good handwriting.

[01:12:45] Wow!

[01:12:49] It's so clean.

[01:12:50] He poured corn down an icy hill.

[01:12:54] Why?

[01:12:56] He poured corn down an icy hill.

[01:12:59] I'll just go buy corn.

[01:13:02] There it goes.

[01:13:05] It's gone forever now.

[01:13:08] It's frozen.

[01:13:15] It looks like melting chocolate ice cream, I'm sorry.

[01:13:34] What do you think about these glowing lights?

[01:13:41] Really, it works!

[01:13:54] He saw that the piano keys were reflecting in the ceiling.

[01:14:01] So pretty!

[01:14:04] The ice on this lake interacts with the shoreline in a very cool way.

[01:14:17] So, why is it so satisfying to watch?

[01:14:32] I would make a fucking mess everywhere here.

[01:14:38] I didn't know candles could make waves of wax.

[01:14:43] Sparkles are so fucking hot.

[01:14:46] Yeah, bro, I would fuck that shit up so quickly.

[01:14:50] Oh my gosh.

[01:14:55] It would not be good.

[01:14:57] This bridge is so strong that it was crumpling the strain like it was a piece of paper.

[01:15:07] Oh my god!

[01:15:12] I mean, where are the trains and the bridge like the best of them?

[01:15:23] This knife is so sharp that it can make a cut without anything holding the carrot in

[01:15:31] place.

[01:15:32] Best blinds ever.

[01:15:35] Yeah, that's a sharp as knife.

[01:15:40] If you're watching this video with headphones, I think you're gonna like this video.

[01:15:46] That was nice of you, without a punch.

[01:16:07] Collecting lava has to be one of the best jobs in the world.

[01:16:11] Oh, it's scary though, right? Oh my god!

[01:16:18] God, I love these.

[01:16:24] Just bling the water to the test ground.

[01:16:41] There's way too much of the size, isn't there?

[01:16:51] Zero percent?

[01:16:56] That's basically free!

[01:17:04] So, I guess this guy is a professional bagel tosser.

[01:17:13] What?

[01:17:14] Can I have a...

[01:17:15] What kind of bird?

[01:17:16] No?

[01:17:17] Maybe try to have orange on the ground if times, it'll turn into a squishy ball.

[01:17:28] Or maybe ash in the oven.

[01:17:31] So apparently clipping a horse's coat is super satisfying.

[01:17:38] That makes sense.

[01:17:39] Oh no, I hope that was some guys head for a second for horses ass.

[01:17:51] You guys have to see what I found.

[01:17:58] Oh my god! It's a pen!

[01:18:00] Can you-

[01:18:02] He's so excited!

[01:18:03] He's been living as incredible dancers.

[01:18:08] That's not a dancer, that's a vampire, bro!

[01:18:11] That's Caledracula!

[01:18:13] Someone stop him!

[01:18:15] He's floating.

[01:18:22] Ugh.

[01:18:27] Ugh!

[01:18:31] Whoever thought of this idea is a genius.

[01:18:37] Why is berry picking so satisfying?

[01:19:00] So I guess trees can get pimples too.

[01:19:03] Ewww!

[01:19:04] Ewww!

[01:19:05] Ewww!

[01:19:06] Ewww!

[01:19:07] EW! EW!

[01:19:09] EW!

[01:19:11] Don't pop it!

[01:19:15] This snow was covered in a layer of ice.

[01:19:19] Or maybe this guy is just really heavy.

[01:19:23] Or powerful like an anime character.

[01:19:33] That's cool looking.

[01:19:35] That's very cool looking.

[01:19:36] This guy went to clean his a c-unit after a huge dust run

[01:19:43] I just missed this donation earlier

[01:19:45] I was watching a stream yesterday, and I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw blue corvette parked between the lines. I

[01:19:53] Told you guys it's just something about

[01:19:56] When I'm trying to stream at the same time like I just can't it's hard to oh my god. I don't know

[01:20:06] Cleaning coins or laser creates some amazing sounds.

[01:20:18] Yo, Fruit Loop! Thank you for the time gifted!

[01:20:21] Thanks Fruit Loop, Sisya!

[01:20:24] Thank you, Fruit Loop! Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!

[01:20:27] Thanks Fruit Loop! I appreciate it!

[01:20:32] Thanks for finding me! Thank you so much!

[01:20:36] I feel like I could watch this forever.

[01:21:01] Thank you for the 5 gifts!

[01:21:08] Thank you Primey!

[01:21:11] This is what happens when you put liquid nitrogen in a glass plate.

[01:21:16] Thank you Primey and Jesse, thanks for 11 months.

[01:21:19] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[01:21:21] Thank you Jesse.

[01:21:23] They're storing it, I guess.

[01:21:25] This electronic instrument makes music when you blow on it.

[01:21:30] I would be scared doesn't that mean that there's like quicksand or something underneath?

[01:21:55] I see it's dangerous.

[01:22:02] Is that bread?

[01:22:05] Is that bread that I see?

[01:22:12] Delicious bread.

[01:22:14] It's being perfectly sliced.

[01:22:20] all these people leaving a concert created a trippy effect

[01:22:36] it's a long walk to get all the way down

[01:22:41] i think this guy might be trying to catch fish on the line

[01:22:43] 9 months.

[01:22:50] Random access memories. Thank you for the 9 months.

[01:22:59] That was so lucky.

[01:23:01] A horse!

[01:23:04] That's so cool.

[01:23:07] What the heck?

[01:23:09] I didn't think I'd find one.

[01:23:11] Oh my god!

[01:23:20] The flower, how pretty!

[01:23:22] Cool!

[01:23:24] The brand-new Lisa Waineyers!

[01:23:37] So clean.

[01:23:41] That's cool, what a ring box.

[01:23:51] Oh my god.

[01:24:01] That one was very satisfying.

[01:24:07] Oh you snake, you skips you're not supposed to go over the bricks!

[01:24:17] Wow!

[01:24:18] This is a plant that can survive several years of drought and can still be brought back to

[01:24:26] life when it is given water.

[01:24:29] What the hell is that?

[01:24:47] Here's a really cool technique Japanese artists use to paint dragons.

[01:24:50] I've seen this, it's so pretty.

[01:25:00] So cool.

[01:25:14] Here's a really cool time lapse of a spider building a web.

[01:25:17] Yes, this is a satisfying video compilation, which means nothing bad would happen.

[01:25:32] I would assume that would happen here too.

[01:25:35] Ah, Johnny! Thank you for the 10!

[01:25:37] Thank you, Johnny!

[01:25:40] So apparently, the potion jewelry is super satisfying.

[01:25:43] Thanks, Johnny!

[01:25:44] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, baby.

[01:25:46] Thank you so much.

[01:25:48] Thank you so much.

[01:25:50] Thank you so, so much.

[01:26:00] This person thought of a super clever method for laying these stones.

[01:26:06] I've seen something like this before.

[01:26:16] I feel like I'm being hypnotized.

[01:26:22] Fucking horrible.

[01:26:27] Thank you.

[01:26:32] Wow.

[01:26:36] You look like that.

[01:26:41] I

[01:26:45] Want to get a power washer. I know what has been doing this job

[01:26:48] I'm not sure why, but this really tickles my brain.

[01:27:18] brain.

[01:27:19] That is in this video, I hope you enjoyed and I'll see you guys again very, very soon.

[01:27:30] Later.

[01:27:31] Fucking John Marston simulator.

[01:27:33] Sheep herding.

[01:27:34] Okay, one more Mr, one more Mr. Daily.

[01:27:38] One more.

[01:27:39] Hello everyone, this is your Daily Dose of Internet.

[01:27:43] Somebody threw fake dollar bills all over the road in Texas.

[01:27:46] There's traffic on the street of Houston because there's money on the floor.

[01:27:53] That's a hundred dollar bill on the floor.

[01:27:54] I'm going to check if this is true.

[01:27:56] Let me see.

[01:27:57] What is happening?

[01:27:58] It's fake.

[01:27:59] It's fake.

[01:28:00] Who did this?

[01:28:01] Please.

[01:28:02] This is not funny.

[01:28:03] It's fake.

[01:28:04] It's fake.

[01:28:05] Who did this?

[01:28:06] Please.

[01:28:07] This is not funny.

[01:28:08] It's fake.

[01:28:09] It's fake.

[01:28:10] Who did this?

[01:28:11] Please.

[01:28:12] This is not funny.

[01:28:13] It's fake.

[01:28:14] It's fake.

[01:28:15] I'm kind of scared again.

[01:28:25] Crap!

[01:28:26] I'm so skinny.

[01:28:27] I'm so stealthy.

[01:28:28] There we go.

[01:28:29] He really thought he was filming a cool video.

[01:28:59] I mean, it is cool, but it's culture, kind of freaky.

[01:29:06] One.

[01:29:07] That's a nice looking girl's cheese.

[01:29:16] Oh!

[01:29:17] Oh!

[01:29:18] Whoa!

[01:29:19] Look at that cake.

[01:29:20] What is it?

[01:29:21] Stop!

[01:29:22] Her eyes!

[01:29:23] I've never seen someone so committed to getting a 5 star rating.

[01:29:33] This helmet says Gorda.

[01:29:38] So polite.

[01:29:41] The fuck? Skeptons, thanks for something.

[01:29:47] Oh, those are beautiful strawberries!

[01:29:50] It looks like they took them from a garden.

[01:29:52] My mom had strawberry garden when I was growing up.

[01:29:55] They were some big strawberries.

[01:29:58] Delicious.

[01:30:00] So sweet.

[01:30:04] In Australia, the sky turned red after a cyclone lifted iron-rich red soil into the atmosphere.

[01:30:11] This is actually what it looks like!

[01:30:14] Never go to Australia.

[01:30:18] This is why roads need to be walk-in.

[01:30:21] Are we allowed to check it out inside?

[01:30:23] Oh yeah.

[01:30:24] Yeah.

[01:30:25] Oh.

[01:30:26] Oh.

[01:30:27] He's saving or something.

[01:30:29] Yeah.

[01:30:30] He's hiding from the other dude's job.

[01:30:34] Ow.

[01:30:35] They didn't realize there was an entire audience watching them.

[01:31:01] I

[01:31:10] Oh

[01:31:12] Whoa, whoa

[01:31:15] I'm gonna win way up there. No come on back. No

[01:31:20] No, come back

[01:31:23] Bro, that's crazy

[01:31:25] It's gone. Thanks for 20 months

[01:31:31] I don't think that's how it's meant to be used.

[01:31:40] So what's your look?

[01:31:41] What's up?

[01:31:42] What's wrong?

[01:31:43] Where's your shirt?

[01:31:44] Wish?

[01:31:45] Wish?

[01:31:46] Okay.

[01:31:47] Since Nash is crawling a little bit now, maybe I'll teach him how to do a push-up.

[01:31:50] Would you like to learn how to do a push-up?

[01:31:52] Oh, he's ready.

[01:31:55] Oh, Papa's fat.

[01:31:58] Oh.

[01:31:59] You're a try.

[01:32:01] Who's doing the worm?

[01:32:04] Fuck you, you're clogged, dude.

[01:32:07] You're not clogged by the baby.

[01:32:10] Amazing.

[01:32:12] So cute.

[01:32:18] The water's coming run!

[01:32:20] Run!

[01:32:22] I think this radio is cursed.

[01:32:29] Oh, that's so funny.

[01:32:32] That's scary.

[01:32:38] What?

[01:32:42] Fucking noise!

[01:32:50] Oh my god, he hit a black.

[01:32:54] Okay.

[01:32:55] I love you.

[01:32:56] I'm so happy you're here.

[01:32:58] Oh, the brain's all in the car now.

[01:33:00] Clipper, thanks for two months.

[01:33:02] I'm sorry.

[01:33:03] I don't know how I'm gonna call it.

[01:33:04] Are there any other calls to sign the pot?

[01:33:08] Dude, the world's longest nixir maze?

[01:33:11] This is such a tiny...

[01:33:12] How does that work?

[01:33:13] How long could it be?

[01:33:14] Oh, okay.

[01:33:15] How does it connect?

[01:33:16] Okay.

[01:33:17] Okay.

[01:33:18] Oh.

[01:33:19] It's interesting.

[01:33:21] Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[01:33:23] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[01:33:27] Turns out even dogs get road rage.

[01:33:30] That's the same dog in two cars.

[01:33:37] Try to say a prayer at Bellishman, or someone else's.

[01:33:44] Oh, yes, curse that girl.

[01:33:47] This delivery driver might just be the goat.

[01:33:49] We've got a diet, folks.

[01:33:50] Diet Coke. Open. I stopped the destroyer. Oh, you did not have to do that.

[01:33:54] Oh!

[01:33:55] Did you really?

[01:33:56] Yeah, that's all right.

[01:33:57] Oh, man.

[01:33:58] If I call you to the store and take moron on that tip, I'm just going to have to check

[01:34:02] the passport.

[01:34:03] Oh, you don't need to.

[01:34:04] Oh.

[01:34:05] What the hell? What a sweetheart.

[01:34:08] Well, the nicest man ever.

[01:34:11] There's very shrimp, look like they've got little cowboy hats on.

[01:34:21] They do.

[01:34:24] Yeehaw.

[01:34:25] Have they packed Jade's Lunchables?

[01:34:29] She apparently doesn't like crackers.

[01:34:30] Yeah, another exact thing.

[01:34:31] This one was lasted longer than my relationship with my ex-wife.

[01:34:34] Or what?

[01:34:35] Oh, crackers.

[01:34:36] Um, I'm sorry to hear that, but there's always next time.

[01:34:48] I know.

[01:34:49] You can never give up.

[01:34:50] Try again.

[01:34:51] Say something.

[01:34:52] I'm going to get both of them.

[01:34:53] Who's a cat?

[01:34:54] Who am I supposed to say?

[01:34:55] Where is it?

[01:34:56] Tom.

[01:34:57] Tom.

[01:34:58] Tom.

[01:34:59] Tom.

[01:35:00] Tom.

[01:35:01] Tom.

[01:35:02] Tom.

[01:35:03] Tom.

[01:35:04] Tom.

[01:35:05] This might be the cutest little truck I've ever seen.

[01:35:35] This is the craziest book store I've ever seen.

[01:35:50] It looks like the hightup books are fake though. It's just pictured, right?

[01:35:57] But it's a really pretty design. I didn't know you got out early today.

[01:36:02] Very pretty.

[01:36:03] You should've known!

[01:36:04] I didn't know, buddy. I'm sorry.

[01:36:08] Did you bring the peeps?

[01:36:10] No.

[01:36:12] What do they think they're jumping over?

[01:36:14] That's so rude to them, buddy.

[01:36:17] You should've known!

[01:36:20] I was just thinking you said you'd take us for five minutes.

[01:36:24] Sure is nice up here on this bridge.

[01:36:26] I sure hope there's a hotel up here.

[01:36:29] Hotel?

[01:36:30] Oh no.

[01:36:31] No hotel!

[01:36:32] What were we eating for dinner tonight?

[01:36:35] As line cooks.

[01:36:36] I got you a sheet pan of shortcake that my chef messed up.

[01:36:39] Oh, he tried cutting the little bull down a bit but it was too dense so he gave it

[01:36:44] to me.

[01:36:45] It took me a second to realize that this was actually being thrown inside.

[01:36:48] What's so delicious?

[01:37:06] It's tree right here, schools.

[01:37:08] It's a tree growing through another tree.

[01:37:10] It's a joke tree.

[01:37:12] Actually, probably the other trees probably grew around it, right?

[01:37:14] Right through the center of it.

[01:37:16] In Finland, if you are afraid of germs, you can open the door.

[01:37:23] We can open this one.

[01:37:26] But you are this one.

[01:37:27] Oh!

[01:37:35] Why does he do that?

[01:37:38] So, how come the bees like this building so much?

[01:37:41] Oh my god, that is horrifying.

[01:37:48] Oh, gotta move out!

[01:37:57] Ooh, rice cakes!

[01:38:01] Just stab him, bitch!

[01:38:05] Just stab him!

[01:38:08] I can't believe I'm in the car.

[01:38:26] Can someone explain what's happening here?

[01:38:38] I'm about to rape my students.

[01:38:47] So Mike makes this shot, right?

[01:38:49] The back of the room.

[01:38:51] You guys don't have to do any work today.

[01:38:54] If you miss it, you guys have to take a quiz.

[01:38:57] You want to take that deal?

[01:38:58] Yeah.

[01:38:59] You better make it.

[01:39:00] Oh my god!

[01:39:02] I know.

[01:39:03] I'm pissed off.

[01:39:04] He is one of the swans.

[01:39:06] Good, then, ladies and gentlemen, the swans are already there, we have a great weather today.

[01:39:10] We're looking forward to sailing, look there, do we see them?

[01:39:13] We're going to swim, I'll just take you for a walk.

[01:39:36] I don't think that bird feeder was meant for him.

[01:39:42] He had a nice snack I think.

[01:39:53] A very nice snack.

[01:39:57] Holy shit.

[01:40:04] dude hell yeah a squirrel yo Toby see thank you for the tier three all right

[01:40:11] thank you Toby thank you welcome so cute for that thing

[01:40:20] This is a crime scene, it's enough easier, sir.

[01:40:30] So, where's he scooting off to with all those scooters?

[01:40:35] It's like some evil, bad scientist shit.

[01:40:38] Bro, it's a crack like emotional.

[01:40:41] Yo, Arby says meet in 3 box 799, up until yopin'.

[01:40:50] Yeah, why do you want a little shoe?

[01:40:53] Oh yeah, there's a little... Oh no, there's a little feather on it.

[01:40:57] How did these cats know what was about to happen?

[01:41:07] I guess they can hear it. Better ears?

[01:41:21] This teacher showed his class what different solutions do to the color of fire.

[01:41:47] So this channel has stopped driving buses now.

[01:41:50] This is the old-time car.

[01:41:52] The old-time car.

[01:41:54] There's a car in front of us.

[01:41:57] That's scary. Yeah, the clinker box.

[01:42:02] I mean, technically, if you think about it, I feel like

[01:42:09] if every single car on the road is self-driving,

[01:42:13] there'd probably be like no accidents, right?

[01:42:16] But I don't know. I don't know how I feel about it.

[01:42:20] Oh, hello little bird!

[01:42:25] Shirley?

[01:42:26] How did she even see it?

[01:42:28] Actually, you're right.

[01:42:29] Her hands are light and nimble.

[01:42:31] She never sleeps.

[01:42:32] I don't know.

[01:42:33] She says that she will never die.

[01:42:34] I think my eye wax is falling off.

[01:42:35] She streams in light and in shadow,

[01:42:37] and she is a great favorite.

[01:42:38] What is?

[01:42:39] She never sleeps.

[01:42:40] The streamer.

[01:42:41] She is streaming, streaming.

[01:42:43] She says that she will never die.

[01:42:46] What?

[01:42:47] What? Thank you sniff-all-toes for that beautiful poem.

[01:42:52] What a name.

[01:42:54] This car.

[01:43:07] Boxer Ella!

[01:43:09] Hello, Kippy.

[01:43:10] That is you in this video hope I made your day just a little better and I'll see you

[01:43:22] guys again very very soon.

[01:43:24] Better?

[01:43:25] Thank you Mr. Mawks!

[01:43:26] No!

[01:43:27] Just f*** no!

[01:43:28] Hello Rihwan, this is your dude, it's a gaming.

[01:43:32] Hello Moon Moon.

[01:43:33] This is the most-

[01:43:34] Now for what new video from Meat Canyon.

[01:43:36] So Resident Evil 5 is good because of Weska the real OG XD.

[01:43:40] You just told me Moon Moon?

[01:43:42] Is it because I'm bald?

[01:43:46] What the fuck?

[01:43:48] How dare you disrespect Moon Moon like that?

[01:43:52] How dare you dude?

[01:43:55] And I probably will play more of the Resident Evil games at some point,

[01:43:58] but I want to, you know, do a little break in between.

[01:44:01] most committed voice actor I've ever heard this is the dude that made me want to do this in Japanese tough

[01:44:31] This is the only way we can do this. Blamed in a hotspot.

[01:44:38] Okay, these look like they suck. We got this game.

[01:44:41] They're supposed to suck.

[01:44:46] We really got exposed by the game.

[01:44:50] What does that mean? What does that mean? What does that mean?

[01:44:53] Game mode is factual.

[01:44:55] He wanted to see the statue actually changed in real time.

[01:45:15] Average Christmas in the desert being quiet.

[01:45:23] Average 10-hour Christmas in the desert session.

[01:45:29] Yo, Odyssey, thanks for the 9 months.

[01:45:38] Randy, if you can get up to 300 miles an hour, I'll give you 45 subs.

[01:45:41] Alright, let's run it.

[01:45:42] He managed to get overlocked working on his 3DS.

[01:45:48] C'mon man.

[01:45:50] SIGMA BALLS! SIGMA BALLS!

[01:45:54] And I just find SIGMA. Too bad Marvel Rivals is better.

[01:45:58] Oh man!

[01:46:02] You're going home now? You're going home!

[01:46:06] HOLY! HOLY!

[01:46:09] These two gamers were sharing the exact same brain cell.

[01:46:39] She was sending a voice note to her friend, but then get interrupted by somebody robbing

[01:46:46] her house in the Sims.

[01:46:48] Oh so much robbin' us!

[01:46:50] Whoa whoa whoa!

[01:46:52] Call the police!

[01:46:53] Dropper!

[01:46:53] Dropper Jeremy!

[01:46:54] Why are you in my house?

[01:46:56] She's still-

[01:46:57] She's still in my whole shower!

[01:46:59] You didn't even leave that first second there that you getting robbed

[01:47:02] And I was like why are you still in the bush recording?

[01:47:05] I'm like there's something about it

[01:47:08] Wait?

[01:47:09] Yup

[01:47:12] Jesus Christ

[01:47:13] The guy I'm gonna need is close

[01:47:15] He was in the balcony right till the night

[01:47:18] What the f*** did you just clip on us?

[01:47:28] Did they just hit a 316 nose job?

[01:47:31] This is why you should never trust anyone other than yourself.

[01:47:34] Dude, he fell so far.

[01:47:36] Is he...

[01:47:37] Oh, he's low on health too then?

[01:47:40] I healed him and then he jumped on a poison thing so...

[01:47:43] Great.

[01:47:44] He's like, he's good.

[01:47:45] Oh, there he is.

[01:47:46] He made me like 8 points in bigs!

[01:47:48] He's all the f***ing shit!

[01:47:50] No!

[01:47:52] No! I'm gonna go down!

[01:47:54] No!

[01:47:56] No!

[01:47:58] Yeah, he fell.

[01:48:00] Come on.

[01:48:02] Oh, man.

[01:48:04] Red rose is good.

[01:48:06] Check what?

[01:48:08] I am good.

[01:48:10] Point it at you.

[01:48:12] Bonnie, if you scare me,

[01:48:14] I'mma give you my shoe!

[01:48:20] I think he might have noticed it a little too late.

[01:48:24] What's that?

[01:48:31] Hope, pray, hope, pray, hope, pray, pray that I don't get ganged up on again, like, not once a month.

[01:48:38] One time with the mystery.

[01:48:41] I'll never forget.

[01:48:42] We're going to send the guys to cut away.

[01:48:44] That one time.

[01:48:45] This is for Matt to be at that one.

[01:48:48] Oh my god!

[01:48:49] I was trying to get a friccicle!

[01:48:51] I was trying to get a friccicle!

[01:48:53] Holy friccicle!

[01:48:55] Alright, try spelling

[01:48:57] chargogogogman

[01:48:58] chargogogchalbannagungamog.

[01:49:03] What?

[01:49:05] Oh, why?

[01:49:07] Can you spell?

[01:49:08] I'm a real red man, watch this.

[01:49:10] Oh, how'd she get that?

[01:49:12] Hold on.

[01:49:13] Hold on one second.

[01:49:14] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[01:49:16] My movement is to the leaf.

[01:49:17] My movement is to the leaf.

[01:49:18] You will be sad.

[01:49:20] Hold on.

[01:49:21] Hold on.

[01:49:22] Come on.

[01:49:25] You can see the exact moment his neuron started activating.

[01:49:30] I don't have a code!

[01:49:32] I feel like it's gotta be in this picture, right?

[01:49:35] It was a Christmas gift.

[01:49:37] I do not know.

[01:49:39] I feel like it's gotta be something related to this right? What's the day of Christmas 12 25?

[01:49:46] 12 25 wait, I'm gonna be cooking hold on

[01:49:55] I'm not gonna die not like that. Well, I have a gun so like oh wait hold up

[01:50:02] Hold up

[01:50:04] How are you not dead?

[01:50:06] I

[01:50:14] Somebody knocked on their door at the worst possible time guys. There's someone ringing my door girl

[01:50:20] Guys, what would you?

[01:50:26] So that was my neighbor

[01:50:36] I don't want to go for any human life, bro.

[01:50:39] Anything can get the job done.

[01:50:41] I'll watch you walk him down, bro.

[01:50:44] She tricked her friends into thinking there was a ghost there.

[01:50:47] Ghost?

[01:50:50] And...

[01:50:52] I think...

[01:50:54] Morph?

[01:50:56] That's... that's right. Is that a dox?

[01:50:59] I think they chose the wrong parking spot.

[01:51:25] Well, looks like an explosive engine.

[01:51:32] They're almost stuck.

[01:51:36] Alright, watch this kill, watch this kill.

[01:51:44] Jesus.

[01:51:49] He was impersonating the game's narrator, and then the actual narrator joined his game.

[01:51:55] Fribby thought this was a cozy, but great.

[01:51:57] I just wanted to come and say hello to the true narrator of this game.

[01:52:01] But I hear as you, the beefy white.

[01:52:04] Oh, hi! Hello, narrator!

[01:52:06] Hello, Mr. Buster. Yes! The rumors of your stories and tales claiming to be I have come far and wide to me.

[01:52:15] What do you have to say for yourself, you silly sausage?

[01:52:18] You are the train reader. I, I bide onto thee.

[01:52:21] Ha ha ha ha.

[01:52:22] Then, for it was I who encouraged you in the chance.

[01:52:25] That is you in this video. Are you hoping enjoyed it?

[01:52:28] And I'll see you guys again at River's Sin letter.

[01:52:31] Goodbye, Mr. Daily.

[01:52:33] Man, should I just watch?

[01:52:35] All the new, there's only one more, one more new one.

[01:52:38] Since I'm gonna be gone for three days, I probably should just catch up, right?

[01:52:42] Oh, but how many, oh, how many?

[01:52:45] There's two tip-to-tips to catch up on.

[01:52:51] Mr. Daly or tip-to-tip?

[01:52:55] What do y'all think?

[01:52:57] Tip-to-tip?

[01:52:57] Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[01:52:59] We will catch up.

[01:53:00] We went on a date, wow!

[01:53:06] All right, Michael, we're back on the road.

[01:53:08] Okay, so I think that they're done.

[01:53:11] One wig's back home,

[01:53:12] So I guess now we'll find out if they made it or not.

[01:53:16] 814.

[01:53:17] 814.

[01:53:18] This is the day that we made it to.

[01:53:20] 814.

[01:53:21] Yeah, this is when we finished in Japan and we still have 700 kilometers to go.

[01:53:28] Let's do a bulldog.

[01:53:29] Back on the road.

[01:53:30] I kind of missed the rain.

[01:53:31] But they have to walk in.

[01:53:32] Do you think about it?

[01:53:36] We basically have all of Hokkaido left.

[01:53:38] Yes, yes, yes.

[01:53:40] It's going to be just as cold and just as rainy.

[01:53:47] Well, we're headed back to that trucker stop.

[01:53:52] Yeah, the 207 might no longer be the road we're able to take.

[01:54:04] So we have to basically integrate a bunch of truck drivers

[01:54:07] Who knows better how to go north than truck drivers? They're probably the only people who go there on a regular basis

[01:54:17] Yeah, it's a

[01:54:19] 10 degrees colder Celsius today your final form, huh? I'm close

[01:54:24] I could have worn another layer of pants, but the rain stopped me

[01:54:28] But yeah, I'm pretty close. I'm quite cozy right now like I'm it's kind of hard for me to move off so many layers on

[01:54:37] How popular he seems talking in those two weeks.

[01:54:41] Okay, what's your Rosebud and Thorn of China?

[01:54:45] For context, Rose is the thing you like,

[01:54:47] but is the thing that you're looking forward to still to experience,

[01:54:51] and Thorn is the thing you don't like all about China.

[01:54:54] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My Rose is honestly getting to see so many different places that

[01:55:00] people live and used to live. It's really cool. I like that about going anywhere,

[01:55:05] But especially in China they have a fuck ton of like different ways that they live which is like really fun to see

[01:55:12] my

[01:55:13] blood

[01:55:14] is

[01:55:15] Uh, I should kind of say the city because we're gonna like fly to Beijing when like either if we succeed or fail

[01:55:22] Um, I've never seen a city in china that's are like like a main main city in china

[01:55:30] And then my thorn is the fucking eggs of breakfast, I think they're discussing and it hurts my tongue here right now

[01:55:34] Dude the eggs and breakfast are kind of gross. My stomach hurts right now thinking about it.

[01:55:40] I think it's the amount of oil in the breakfast. I'm full of oil and a full ton of meals.

[01:55:45] Just like it doesn't seem like a place where you know breakfast is not the meal.

[01:55:49] Yeah they grow a lot of that canola though. Yeah they grow so much canola.

[01:55:55] They gotta be using it somewhere. Yeah my my butt is seeing the Great Wall.

[01:56:02] I want to see the Great Wall of China.

[01:56:04] Oh!

[01:56:05] Oh, they're going to go to the Great Wall?

[01:56:07] I think it's cool, and I've never seen it.

[01:56:09] And I think it might be the first wonder

[01:56:12] of the world I've ever seen.

[01:56:13] That'd be a good place to end this year.

[01:56:14] My rose is, I think, the kindness of random Chinese people.

[01:56:27] Yeah.

[01:56:28] Because I think it goes above and beyond what

[01:56:30] my expectations were.

[01:56:32] Yeah, great.

[01:56:33] So every interaction, I'm kind of excited to meet someone

[01:56:36] because I think they might end up being awesome.

[01:56:38] Yeah.

[01:56:39] They have a lot of really cool training.

[01:56:40] And then my thorn are the road signs.

[01:56:46] Oh, I see.

[01:56:47] Okay.

[01:56:48] Yeah.

[01:56:49] Although so little they're up to it.

[01:56:49] They decided to do their road signs are some ass.

[01:56:53] And I get it.

[01:56:54] Everyone has a phone.

[01:56:55] Everyone has a phone, but I mean,

[01:56:57] the whole point of the sign, you know,

[01:56:59] so you can do it with just the signs.

[01:57:01] Yup, ideally.

[01:57:03] I'm just going to turn left into this.

[01:57:06] OK, welcome to Trucker Heaven.

[01:57:08] OK, we're here, Trucker Paradise.

[01:57:10] Trucker Paradise.

[01:57:13] And all we need is some information.

[01:57:16] There's like at least 12 truckers parked outside.

[01:57:22] They look scary.

[01:57:23] OK, I have to get a gift for the truckers.

[01:57:24] That's my game plan right now.

[01:57:26] Cigarettes!

[01:57:26] I think they like cigarettes.

[01:57:28] Yes.

[01:57:28] Here's a mug.

[01:57:29] Cigarette.

[01:57:34] What would truckers like?

[01:57:36] This is Henan.

[01:57:38] Henan.

[01:57:40] This is the one in Henan.

[01:57:42] Henan, yes.

[01:57:44] I'm Chinese.

[01:57:46] I don't know where this is.

[01:57:48] This is Henan.

[01:57:50] Henan Central.

[01:57:52] Henan.

[01:57:54] Okay.

[01:57:56] What do you like?

[01:57:58] 对

[01:58:03] 一个

[01:58:05] 我是好处这个

[01:58:08] 谢谢

[01:58:11] 都开车了

[01:58:12] 这个开车了这是只行了

[01:58:18] 我们期待

[01:58:19] 这个车,自行车

[01:58:21] 二点好车

[01:58:23] 二点活特

[01:58:23] 对

[01:58:24] 二点好车

[01:58:25] In the baby's house

[01:58:30] Right?

[01:58:32] In the baby's house

[01:58:34] What's the name of this place?

[01:58:36] Arlingba

[01:58:39] What's the name of this place?

[01:58:41] Arlingba

[01:58:43] Arlingba

[01:58:45] Arlingba

[01:58:47] What's the name of this place?

[01:58:49] What?

[01:58:51] This is the face mask

[01:58:53] You have to give it to me

[01:58:55] You have to give it to me

[01:58:57] Do you want it?

[01:58:59] No, no, no, no

[01:59:01] I have a motorbike

[01:59:03] I can't

[01:59:05] My bag is

[01:59:07] limited

[01:59:09] You can ride

[01:59:11] It's so nice

[01:59:13] That's so nice of her

[01:59:15] Can I?

[01:59:17] Can I?

[01:59:19] You just go.

[01:59:20] You just go.

[01:59:21] Okay.

[01:59:22] We are in the east.

[01:59:27] We are currently east of it, so we have to go back west and north.

[01:59:42] Ah, okay, okay, okay.

[02:00:15] I should've lived this.

[02:00:16] I know.

[02:00:17] I know you've tried to...

[02:00:18] It sounds like he's about to cry.

[02:00:19] No, Michael.

[02:00:21] Tony, you're sick.

[02:00:22] What?

[02:00:23] This is the part of time for your alt.

[02:00:24] My alt?

[02:00:25] My alt is Chinese.

[02:00:26] Ah.

[02:00:27] We are Americans.

[02:00:29] We are Chinese.

[02:00:33] Our heart is the Chinese title.

[02:00:35] That's so sweet.

[02:00:36] Yeah.

[02:00:39] What's in the Chinese title?

[02:00:40] We are Chinese.

[02:00:42] English, right?

[02:00:43] Oh, you got it.

[02:00:45] Where are you from?

[02:00:47] My surname is...

[02:00:49] My surname is Chinese.

[02:00:51] Chinese?

[02:00:53] My surname is...

[02:00:55] Chinese?

[02:00:57] Chinese.

[02:00:59] Chinese.

[02:01:01] We are in Fuping.

[02:01:03] This is Fuping.

[02:01:05] Fuping is...

[02:01:07] Jigolu is Arlingqi.

[02:01:11] Dongbian.

[02:01:13] What's your name?

[02:01:15] Arlene Cheese I don't get

[02:01:16] The dribbler is S3

[02:01:20] 324, what is the name of this dribbler?

[02:01:21] 324

[02:01:23] S3R4

[02:01:27] China has the Great Wall

[02:01:33] The Great Wall

[02:01:35] What's your name?

[02:01:38] Oh fuck, Lily is going to be pissed at all of that

[02:01:42] What is this, bro?

[02:01:44] It's bricks.

[02:01:44] Well, OK, you do it better.

[02:01:46] The great...

[02:01:47] Changcheng?

[02:01:48] Yeah.

[02:01:48] Changcheng?

[02:01:49] Xinyi guy.

[02:01:50] Where is Changcheng?

[02:01:51] Changcheng is in Yong.

[02:01:52] Where is it?

[02:01:52] Yong.

[02:01:53] Changcheng is in...

[02:01:55] Changcheng is in Xinyi.

[02:01:56] There is Changcheng in Xinyi.

[02:01:58] Changcheng is also in Xinyi.

[02:01:59] Xinyi is in...

[02:02:02] It's in Beijing.

[02:02:03] Beijing?

[02:02:04] It's in the big city.

[02:02:05] OK.

[02:02:06] Thank you.

[02:02:07] Thank you.

[02:02:08] Thank you.

[02:02:09] OK.

[02:02:10] Thank you.

[02:02:11] Little update, we didn't get to talk to truckers at the trucker's office, who talked to truckers

[02:02:21] all day, and they told us three things, one, the grey walls in Beijing, which I think it's

[02:02:29] also north but go to Beijing, two, we have to go left, and then three, there's a really

[02:02:39] pretty city an hour left of us. Yeah, I mean I think he means it's on the way.

[02:02:43] Yeah. Right. That's what it seems like. Do you want to say some words?

[02:02:47] Some words about what? About the 207 who will likely never ride on again.

[02:02:51] Dude, she's forever in our hearts. I just, I'm not convinced it's over with her.

[02:02:57] We left her, bro. She's gone, man. We left her this time.

[02:03:02] Yeah, we did leave her. We're just no good for her.

[02:03:06] She's better off without us.

[02:03:09] She's better off without us, bro.

[02:03:11] I actually can't believe that this is the end of the 207.

[02:03:14] It's so crazy.

[02:03:16] The amount of time we spent on that fucking road.

[02:03:19] I wonder, like, the percentage of the trip we spent on that road.

[02:03:23] Do you think it's, I think it's over half.

[02:03:25] I also think it's over 50%.

[02:03:26] At least so far.

[02:03:27] But Mike, I wonder after we make it to Aeronaut.

[02:03:30] It was a beautiful journey.

[02:03:31] That's crazy.

[02:03:32] That's crazy to spend on one road.

[02:03:34] She was a beautiful base.

[02:03:36] and we left there and we hoped the powers that be in China fix her up how do you feel

[02:03:44] yeah um all right i got a cold but i was like is it worth today

[02:03:49] yesterday uh it was a little bit worse but that's because i did it for the title in the morning i

[02:03:55] think i took a towel on it yesterday yeah and then it's also harder driving today yeah definitely

[02:04:01] What is we did like hi yesterday like I don't think it's 300 a day

[02:04:08] No, no Michael. Let's turn it into there. I'll kill myself. I see it's what it is. Let's say

[02:04:14] 108 108

[02:04:17] What?

[02:04:19] National road of years

[02:04:23] They definitely didn't say healing. No, they definitely didn't

[02:04:27] But we're here at the one-o-way.

[02:04:30] We kind of have to make a decision.

[02:04:32] So long away.

[02:04:33] What the fuck?

[02:04:34] What the fuck?

[02:04:35] We can pull off to this gas station and ask, maybe?

[02:04:37] Yeah.

[02:04:38] Abandoned.

[02:04:39] So we stop for gas, but mostly to ask, because we have a decision to make.

[02:04:43] Oh.

[02:04:44] Oh, give me the chudal.

[02:04:48] Arle on top, sir.

[02:04:49] I need a sign.

[02:04:50] It's about?

[02:04:51] Yeah.

[02:05:22] we don't know and there's nobody around and the the attendant that works here

[02:05:27] don't understand us for for shit our fault we're better Chinese we don't know

[02:05:32] what you're talking about I don't know where Aurelia and Hautu is outside of

[02:05:39] just the name but we know for sure it's north of us and we know for sure

[02:05:44] it's west of us

[02:05:49] Okay, this works?

[02:05:52] 啊,你好,呃,我能...

[02:05:54] 我们去到阿里恩好车

[02:05:57] 什么地方?

[02:05:58] 我们去某头吃到阿里恩好车

[02:06:01] 阿里恩好车

[02:06:02] 呃...

[02:06:04] 呃,不好意思,不好意思

[02:06:06] 我们的中国人是...

[02:06:08] 不好

[02:06:09] 不好

[02:06:10] Okay, alright. Fuck.

[02:06:12] Okay.

[02:06:13] Do you want people to ask?

[02:06:15] This is all you gotta do.

[02:06:16] We have to practice what we're gonna ask.

[02:06:18] 你好,我们吃到二连号次。

[02:06:23] 你好,中国人,我们是...

[02:06:26] 美国人。

[02:06:27] 尼尔汉堡和冰汉堡。

[02:06:30] 冰汉堡。

[02:06:32] 我们吃尼尔汉堡。

[02:06:36] This guy, we can't corner him. He's stuck.

[02:06:39] He's stuck in this.

[02:06:41] Hello!

[02:06:42] Oh, he's leaving!

[02:06:43] 你看,我们吃到二连号次。

[02:06:46] We are going to Motocirque.

[02:06:49] We are going to Motocirque to Guangzhou.

[02:06:52] Guangzhou?

[02:06:53] Yes, Guangzhou.

[02:06:55] Today we are going to Fuping.

[02:06:58] Fuping?

[02:06:59] Fuping.

[02:07:00] We are going to Fuping to Aarienhaut.

[02:07:04] What's next?

[02:07:05] Aarienhaut.

[02:07:06] Where?

[02:07:07] Aarienhaut.

[02:07:08] Aarienhaut.

[02:07:09] Aarienhaut.

[02:07:10] Yes.

[02:07:11] Where?

[02:07:12] Let's see.

[02:07:13] Is it here?

[02:07:15] Is that the place?

[02:07:17] How many kilometers?

[02:07:19] We can go off the distance.

[02:07:21] 636! 636!

[02:07:23] 600!

[02:07:25] Is that okay?

[02:07:27] 1108, you can go to the 2nd floor.

[02:07:31] Thank you.

[02:07:33] Oh, it says it does not.

[02:07:35] American?

[02:07:37] Yes, yes.

[02:07:39] We are American, but my heart is Chinese.

[02:07:41] My gender is the Chinese language.

[02:07:43] Art is Chinese language

[02:07:49] All right, fuck you want to head back all right, okay, so yeah

[02:07:56] Okay, that one awesome

[02:07:58] That was great. That was great. Oh this way

[02:08:02] Okay, and we did verify it to your hot fucking go that way. Yep

[02:08:05] I genuinely think if you hold initially they're more like I can because I can do it. Yes

[02:08:11] I can do it. I like doing it. Yes, I'll all over it

[02:08:14] But but when you all told it like starts a conversation

[02:08:18] And then they're like, oh, okay as opposed to just being like where is this city that they maybe don't know

[02:08:24] I wonder if the guys yesterday did say one away

[02:08:33] We're just inside the gas station

[02:08:38] Just

[02:08:40] It's so cold.

[02:08:42] I don't think it's that bad.

[02:08:44] I don't think I've run far as well.

[02:08:46] I mean, remember...

[02:08:48] Even dryers in the park that came from food poisoning?

[02:08:52] Like, ten minutes to run in somewhere long.

[02:08:54] Uh-oh.

[02:08:55] Yeah, that was worse.

[02:08:57] That was worse, but there's less pictures to stop here.

[02:08:59] That's true.

[02:09:00] Hokkaido at least had a lot of civilization.

[02:09:04] We've gone 50 kilometers.

[02:09:06] Yeah.

[02:09:07] If we can do a hundred, I'm happy.

[02:09:09] We gotta do more than a hundred, bro.

[02:09:10] A hundred more?

[02:09:11] We gotta do more than a hundred more.

[02:09:13] I want to use my suit kind of early on, because I assume that the Curse of Emporion

[02:09:18] has at least one more strict trick for us.

[02:09:21] Have mercy on us, Emporion.

[02:09:23] Please, Emporion.

[02:09:24] I'm taking the wrong road all the way east, isn't it?

[02:09:26] Yeah.

[02:09:27] Ready, Kelly?

[02:09:28] Let's do it.

[02:09:29] Uh-oh.

[02:09:30] Uh-oh.

[02:09:31] Allow me to present the Great Wall.

[02:09:35] Okay so we were driving and there was a sign and it was like great wall to the

[02:09:47] right and that was one of my goals. We'll see the great wall. I can't tell what the

[02:09:54] great wall is. I'm not sure which wall it is because they built this town around

[02:09:59] having a section of the great wall in it as like a tourist attraction but they

[02:10:03] built everything around it also kind of like the great wall I think this is the

[02:10:08] great wall then like this here no it's not definitely not up there I would

[02:10:16] imagine it's like the bits up there because like why the fuck would you build

[02:10:20] I get why you build a wall here that's the wall and above the midwall section

[02:10:25] above that the okay walk in a bit yeah you know Juga sugar Juga Juga Juga

[02:10:33] You don't even know how to say great wall. Wait, that's it. Oh, is it right here?

[02:10:41] No

[02:10:43] Or this is just a recreation that really looks like it, huh? It looks like it's so much

[02:10:49] Like if I'm if I'm googling great wall of China something like well look it's part of this courtyard

[02:10:54] I think they just built it to look like how an American

[02:10:58] This is where we're all trying to live that's why I can't tell I can also be facing that way

[02:11:03] Should be facing this way one of these things is definitely the Great Wall

[02:11:08] My mother's on these puckers these just like

[02:11:12] Hastily piled up

[02:11:14] Pieces of rubble. I don't think it's a cement with the ornate decorations. Yeah

[02:11:19] Whoa she

[02:11:21] You see the sheep where she the whole mountain?

[02:11:25] Whoa

[02:11:27] Holy shit.

[02:11:29] Ooh! Mountain sheep!

[02:11:30] Yeah, they are vertical.

[02:11:31] Look at all those mountain goats.

[02:11:33] Just hang it out up there.

[02:11:34] Dude, there's so many.

[02:11:35] There's so many of these so fucking...

[02:11:37] Can't!

[02:11:38] They are so vertical.

[02:11:39] Can't!

[02:11:40] I can't tell.

[02:11:41] Look at the great wall of it.

[02:11:44] I know, they need a big sign that says right fucking here.

[02:11:47] Can't!

[02:11:48] Okay, here's a little tourist thing.

[02:11:51] Great Wall of Ming Dynasty, one kilometer.

[02:11:54] I found it.

[02:11:56] It's one kilometer that way

[02:12:00] Oh, is it that up there where is it that oh

[02:12:07] Maybe just pointing to it. No, I think you're probably right like right. What why else would you build that?

[02:12:13] That's it. I guess like that's just a section of it. It's hard to see in the 16 millimeter with that

[02:12:19] That's a great wall of China

[02:12:21] That makes so much more sense in this area.

[02:12:23] They're not a very impressive view of it, though.

[02:12:26] That is what I think it is.

[02:12:28] That's a chatty-pt face of it.

[02:12:29] Yeah, I'm sure that's why they decorated the streets to look like.

[02:12:32] That makes sense.

[02:12:35] You know, it's not as magnificent at this location as I'm sure it is in other locations.

[02:12:41] But that's probably it.

[02:12:43] It's still cool.

[02:12:44] It needs a better view.

[02:12:45] It's still cool.

[02:12:46] Old-ass wall.

[02:12:47] It's one of the wonders.

[02:12:48] It is one of the seven wonders.

[02:12:50] Yeah, it looks like that's like an outpost part of it. Yeah, it goes this whole section. Yeah

[02:12:56] climbing up. Oh

[02:13:00] Goes along that ridge

[02:13:03] And then

[02:13:05] Up here. He sounds super out of place. There's a few outposts

[02:13:10] Which just goes all along. That's the group wall of China. That's it, bro

[02:13:15] There's no way this thing was effective. It goes over there to look to the left

[02:13:18] Yeah, I feel like it probably wasn't that hard to get over.

[02:13:22] It was such an ambitious project that it was built over, like, thousands of years.

[02:13:29] Thousands?

[02:13:30] Yeah, but the issue is the territories changed.

[02:13:32] So it's like, where are they built?

[02:13:34] Oh, hundreds, wow!

[02:13:36] This is how you keep out people from the North.

[02:13:38] Yeah, it's like the North of China project, right?

[02:13:40] Yeah, but then maybe the next time I see, they have the territory to the North.

[02:13:43] So they're like, okay, you gotta build it for the North.

[02:13:45] You gotta build it because you're going to keep it at all.

[02:13:47] There's not like one connected wall, it's like a melange of different walls.

[02:13:54] It's to block horses, it was very effective and the stalks bubbly of goods.

[02:13:58] Having to climb up to that?

[02:14:00] To start building some shit.

[02:14:02] Alright, well hey, I got to cross it off the old tech box.

[02:14:05] Hey, we did it. They're all China.

[02:14:07] Shout out to China.

[02:14:08] You gotta be able to get over this fucking thing.

[02:14:11] What?

[02:14:12] You just like, you gotta be able to get over it.

[02:14:16] Just pile up a bunch of rocks on the other side. Oh, if you're an intruder. Yeah, well then I think the ideas are somebody in the outpost

[02:14:24] So I'm adding every outpost from here to fucking

[02:14:28] From here to Beijing. Yeah, I guess that's the I mean, I think it's the idea

[02:14:32] This is for the gifted. That's a lot of guys just sitting there. I don't think it was effective

[02:14:38] Yeah, yeah, okay checklist complete great. Well completed. That'd be you back on the coldest and road

[02:14:45] you ever heard of.

[02:14:46] Well this time, what have you ever heard of?

[02:14:48] You guys can't experience it, but we can.

[02:14:50] Yeah, it dropped to 7 Celsius and the windshields are probably colder.

[02:14:54] Oh, his breath!

[02:14:55] Rachel, this is the most locked in Nathan.

[02:14:56] Oh, look like they didn't take the laundry.

[02:14:57] The soundtrack, thanks for 30 months.

[02:14:58] Thank you.

[02:14:59] Oh, it's warmer here.

[02:15:00] Yeah.

[02:15:01] Thank you, thank you.

[02:15:02] Ah, cold.

[02:15:03] Ah, shriek.

[02:15:04] Oh, it's warmer here.

[02:15:05] Yeah.

[02:15:06] Thank you, thank you.

[02:15:07] Ah, cold.

[02:15:08] Ah, shriek.

[02:15:09] Ah, shriek.

[02:15:10] Ah, shriek.

[02:15:11] Oh, shriek.

[02:15:12] Oh, shriek.

[02:15:13] Ah, shriek.

[02:15:14] Ah, Shui.

[02:15:15] We're going to have some water?

[02:15:16] Yeah.

[02:15:17] Ah, Huo Shui.

[02:15:18] Lake water!

[02:15:19] Oh, that's freaking cold outside.

[02:15:22] Okay, you're not supposed to.

[02:15:24] It's safe.

[02:15:25] It's safe.

[02:15:26] It's safe.

[02:15:27] It's safe.

[02:15:28] It's safe.

[02:15:29] It's safe.

[02:15:30] It's safe.

[02:15:31] Oh my god, thank you, nice lady.

[02:15:33] Dude, hey, hey, hey, hey.

[02:15:35] I'm so cool.

[02:15:36] Oh, come back here, me.

[02:15:37] Thanks for 37 bucks.

[02:15:38] Hope you have a fun trip to Florida with your friends.

[02:15:41] And safe travels to you for your air flow.

[02:15:45] Yeah, every night some.

[02:15:47] Yeah, you had a temperature drop.

[02:15:50] The day started out, 10, 11 Celsius.

[02:15:53] It's a truck of four now, and that's excluding how windy of a day it is.

[02:15:57] That's a lot.

[02:15:58] It's windy too.

[02:15:59] Right?

[02:16:00] Or...

[02:16:01] I fucking hate wind.

[02:16:02] It's like 40 degrees and we're getting windshows outside below.

[02:16:08] That's cool, so we're gonna

[02:16:11] And it's raining. Yeah never a good combo. How is the uh?

[02:16:17] Yeah, this thing's 15,000 water proof. So pretty good. Oh, honestly pants. Never had that one

[02:16:23] I don't know well. These aren't doing so bad

[02:16:30] There's a city 40 kilometers north if it's this bad I might need to stop for the day

[02:16:35] Yeah, I mean that's totally fine.

[02:16:37] We should find some better core height.

[02:16:39] I mean, we've done like,

[02:16:41] We've got like,

[02:16:43] sort of like a little bit of basecrafts in the real thing.

[02:16:45] sort of like a little bit of basecrafts in the real thing.

[02:16:47] Yeah.

[02:16:49] not bad.

[02:16:51] Yeah, the core couldn't get too much worse.

[02:16:53] Why would you fucking say that?

[02:16:55] Why would you fucking...

[02:16:57] I won't get any worse than this.

[02:16:59] I'm dealing with worse than this right now.

[02:17:01] I'm not fucking...

[02:17:03] I think it's a bit mighty and vast.

[02:17:05] Oh!

[02:17:07] Ah!

[02:17:09] My car!

[02:17:11] Thank you.

[02:17:19] Alright, I already feel way better.

[02:17:21] It definitely feels brighter

[02:17:23] and I don't see rain,

[02:17:25] so I think it's totally done raining today.

[02:17:27] I'm fucking up!

[02:17:29] 300 kilometers!

[02:17:31] Burst down this highway.

[02:17:33] If we go 180 kilometers an hour,

[02:17:36] we can get there in 13 minutes.

[02:17:39] Let's do that.

[02:17:42] Let's fucking do it.

[02:17:45] Can you license the Foo Fighter for our death footage?

[02:17:46] Yeah.

[02:17:48] All right, game plan.

[02:17:49] We saw a sign.

[02:17:50] It had three cities.

[02:17:51] One 40 kilometers away, not bad.

[02:17:55] The other 140 kilometers away.

[02:17:58] Little bit tougher. Little bit tougher.

[02:18:01] A little bit tougher in this. It's not ideal circumstances.

[02:18:05] No, and I think doing like 200 plus kilometers today would be pretty hard.

[02:18:11] So I think we might, we might even stop for the day, depending if the city

[02:18:17] allows it, at whatever the hell that second one is on that side.

[02:18:23] Yeah, mountain something in the land of mountains, uh, city, and then, uh, we can buy some warm

[02:18:31] and gear, or we just sit and we say warm, and we go and get nice dinner.

[02:18:37] Yes!

[02:18:38] Dude, what if we get some Bing Chilling tonight?

[02:18:41] Dude, let's get fucking Bing Chilling!

[02:18:44] I wonder if they make water for socks.

[02:18:46] Sounds uncomfortable, but maybe they do.

[02:18:48] Yeah, they're called plastic bags, brother.

[02:18:50] Put them on.

[02:18:51] Yeah, they don't work.

[02:18:52] Unfortunately, they don't fuck with me.

[02:18:54] What do you think's not working about it?

[02:18:56] Just they're seeping from the top?

[02:18:57] Yeah, they go from the top.

[02:18:59] The pants kind of fall out.

[02:19:00] If they're shut, they'd be fine, all right?

[02:19:02] Yeah, they might.

[02:19:03] They might just be fine.

[02:19:04] They're tough as hell.

[02:19:06] Oh my god.

[02:19:08] I'm going to lose my towel here.

[02:19:10] I know where I'll catch it.

[02:19:12] Yeah, and your spokes?

[02:19:14] Yeah.

[02:19:15] We have arrived to our city.

[02:19:17] Things go foul-sheet.

[02:19:18] It's like they took it right out.

[02:19:20] Yeah, kind of all we need right now is a place to piss and then to find one person who will help us find a hotel.

[02:19:35] And then it's only like 330, the earliest we stopped, I think ever.

[02:19:39] Yeah, you think we stopped for the day? Probably right.

[02:19:41] For sure dude. I don't think I can do another 100 kilometers.

[02:19:44] Probably reasonable.

[02:19:45] And the rain started coming down again. It's just sporadically like...

[02:19:47] God, it's gonna be cool.

[02:19:48] God forbid we get 50 kilometers out and start dumping.

[02:19:51] That would be the worst of circumstances.

[02:19:53] Yeah.

[02:19:54] We have to sit down because it's like it's a half day today.

[02:19:56] That's how we're going to do it today over some authentic Chinese food.

[02:20:00] No! No! I can't see! No!

[02:20:03] No! No!

[02:20:05] What's going on?

[02:20:06] Oh, what do you think this place is going to be like?

[02:20:08] No!

[02:20:09] That looks good.

[02:20:10] I don't know. Let's go.

[02:20:11] Yeah, let's go. Let's go.

[02:20:12] No!

[02:20:12] Seems kind of yummy.

[02:20:14] God, I have to do it.

[02:20:14] Okay, sure.

[02:20:15] They do have different options at the Asian convention.

[02:20:17] You know what this does to you, man.

[02:20:19] See how they mess up on for a while.

[02:20:21] God damn it!

[02:20:23] You're going to be so sad tomorrow.

[02:20:25] I am going to be so sad.

[02:20:27] It doesn't end every time.

[02:20:28] I got a fool.

[02:20:30] What if it doesn't happen this time?

[02:20:32] Your body's just not designed for the Chinese

[02:20:35] confaut of the American mind.

[02:20:37] I don't know what the Chinese sandwich does to my body,

[02:20:40] but it's not good stuff.

[02:20:41] I have to unbox my toy.

[02:20:44] Oh!

[02:20:47] What's that rabbit's name?

[02:20:50] Hey, what is it supposed to do?

[02:20:52] Oh, shit. He's human.

[02:20:54] Did he fucking throw his attack, too?

[02:20:56] Yeah, she caught one.

[02:20:58] You like hipster, right?

[02:21:00] Chicken and cold drinks.

[02:21:02] I got Beijing wrap.

[02:21:04] What's that?

[02:21:06] You come first in there?

[02:21:08] Crispy chicken.

[02:21:10] Yeah.

[02:21:12] So, rice?

[02:21:14] Show burger.

[02:21:17] This wrap is genuinely awesome.

[02:21:19] Yeah.

[02:21:20] This isn't even the other ones.

[02:21:22] Just play this game.

[02:21:24] Oh, they deserve fast food after the brutal...

[02:21:28] Is that chicken sandwich better or worse than the one in America?

[02:21:32] I think it's better.

[02:21:33] Wow.

[02:21:34] But it's definitely worse than the first one we had.

[02:21:37] I think my wrap is better, but the fries are worse.

[02:21:39] Oh.

[02:21:41] That was not worth what it came to be.

[02:21:43] KFC entered our bodies feeling good. It's 4 p.m. We need to find a hotel to put our stuff down and put our bike under cover

[02:21:50] If it rains more

[02:21:52] Which is gonna suck around to ask people

[02:21:56] You're a Chinese person

[02:21:59] Dainali

[02:22:02] So they don't have to say she takes property right? No, no Dian Dainali

[02:22:07] Doudian

[02:22:13] Oh, like, fucking, eating a thing.

[02:22:17] Oh.

[02:22:18] She made it sound the way she pointed.

[02:22:23] She was, like, fucking...

[02:22:24] Walk to it.

[02:22:25] Okay, maybe let's go out here and see if there is anything.

[02:22:28] Like, yeah.

[02:22:29] Oh, shit.

[02:22:31] Oh, shit.

[02:22:32] Oh, shit.

[02:22:33] Oh, shit.

[02:22:34] Oh, shit.

[02:22:35] Oh, shit.

[02:22:37] Oh, shit.

[02:22:38] Oh, shit.

[02:22:39] Oh, shit.

[02:22:40] Oh, shit.

[02:22:41] How the hell!

[02:22:43] How the hell!

[02:22:44] Okay!

[02:22:45] I'm sorry!

[02:22:46] My fucking name.

[02:22:47] Dude, it says Julian on it!

[02:22:50] It says Julian on it.

[02:22:52] I don't get it man.

[02:22:53] Some people say Julian, some people say Jodyette.

[02:22:55] And I pick long every time.

[02:22:57] Yeah, yeah.

[02:23:07] They've gone way better!

[02:23:11] I don't know.

[02:23:12] I'm not sure.

[02:23:15] I don't know.

[02:23:16] I don't know.

[02:23:17] Oh, boy.

[02:23:18] I don't know.

[02:23:19] Why is it?

[02:23:20] Why is it whereby?

[02:23:21] Could be the closet?

[02:23:22] I don't know.

[02:23:23] It's gonna be crazy good.

[02:23:24] You think it's gonna be awesome?

[02:23:25] I think it's gonna be so awesome.

[02:23:28] Yeah.

[02:23:29] Just the standard fucking room.

[02:23:31] Oh, fuck yeah.

[02:23:33] Shit, raw.

[02:23:34] Standard and normal as the room has ever been.

[02:23:36] Good idea.

[02:23:37] There must be a deposit.

[02:23:39] Contact the front desk if you don't understand

[02:23:42] Does it maybe this is where the money was?

[02:23:52] It does feel that way it has the price tag on it still

[02:23:55] What is that shot?

[02:24:01] Lily episode of five seconds.

[02:24:05] It does feel that way.

[02:24:06] It has a cry-sign on it, so.

[02:24:09] Oh!

[02:24:10] So, Lily under this part.

[02:24:12] What is that shot?

[02:24:13] That's cool.

[02:24:14] It's whatever Lily wants to edit.

[02:24:16] All right.

[02:24:18] We have ended our day.

[02:24:20] We have our hotel.

[02:24:21] Yeah.

[02:24:22] Did I put it in his one?

[02:24:23] It was hard.

[02:24:24] Holy shit.

[02:24:25] bit. But now the night is young. The day is really young. Our earliest day so far. So we figure we're going

[02:24:31] on a little date. A mall date. A date. I want ice cream. Okay, yeah, a date, dream list, ice cream for

[02:24:42] sure. Number one. Making some cream based plays. Making a cream based play. Moving cream wise. Number

[02:24:48] Number two, an exciting experience or attraction.

[02:24:53] Number three, you go the wrong way to the mall.

[02:24:56] Number three, a beautiful picture with a jungle friend.

[02:25:00] Could be any jungle friend.

[02:25:03] But they have to be jungle.

[02:25:04] They have to be jungle, and then that's a perfect day.

[02:25:06] Also I think Lily's editing this.

[02:25:08] Hi Lily!

[02:25:09] What's up jungle friends?

[02:25:10] It's great!

[02:25:11] We are on our way to our first date.

[02:25:12] Let's see if I can go.

[02:25:13] You know, that looks good.

[02:25:14] That's good.

[02:25:15] That's good.

[02:25:16] You can use that, right Lily?

[02:25:17] You can use that, right Lily?

[02:25:18] And then he wrote a scope in his head fucking exploding right now and transitioning to the next scene. I'm with your boyfriend. I'm with your boy friend

[02:25:24] I'm with your boyfriend

[02:25:29] First step to a cute date for the whole family

[02:25:32] Bubble tea with 400 calories of tea in it. Okay. Are you ready? Yeah, yeah

[02:25:37] Three two one five. We're writing the walk over here. It was mostly just conquer. Yeah

[02:25:42] Yeah, it was all right. Yeah

[02:25:46] Isn't he dreaming so beautiful tonight? Yeah, you are

[02:26:12] You're gonna eat when you get back

[02:26:17] Answer him! Answer him right now! Answer him!

[02:26:22] It should have been me!

[02:26:24] Oh this is great! This is so cute!

[02:26:28] Afforded, afforded, afforded, we should leave, we should leave, we should leave

[02:26:31] Afforded, we should leave, afforded, we should leave

[02:26:32] That smells amazing!

[02:26:36] That smells amazing!

[02:26:40] Did you have dog and bread to eat?

[02:26:43] That smells incredible.

[02:26:45] Ooh!

[02:26:47] Stop.

[02:26:49] Ooh!

[02:26:51] Do you want to try and make some cream-based place together?

[02:26:55] Mmm, an ice-cold beverage on a day like today.

[02:26:59] It is a yogurt drink.

[02:27:01] It's just yogurt, really.

[02:27:06] That's awesome. It's awesome.

[02:27:08] 30% sugar is the right amount.

[02:27:10] We're riding around a sugar, right?

[02:27:11] And now for our first of eight meal reviews for our date night.

[02:27:15] Eight meals for the date!

[02:27:16] We'll be giving you a new title card for every single meal ton.

[02:27:18] So welcome to the soccer edition of Meal Review.

[02:27:26] Do you know?

[02:27:27] We're going off of drinks, huh?

[02:27:29] Yeah.

[02:27:29] Like a 10 out of 10 drink is like the best drink

[02:27:32] you've ever heard of, probably Red Bull.

[02:27:35] Becks!

[02:27:36] Yeah.

[02:27:37] I like the taste of these non-caffeinated dairy beverages.

[02:27:40] Kind of makes me feel invincible.

[02:27:43] Eggs.

[02:27:44] No!

[02:27:45] Ha ha ha!

[02:27:47] Brain freeze!

[02:27:52] E, R, sine, seven, five.

[02:27:54] Wow!

[02:27:56] Yo!

[02:27:58] You'll like it.

[02:27:59] Oh, yeah.

[02:28:01] All right, to the mall.

[02:28:03] To the mall?

[02:28:04] We can bring our tasty beverage with us.

[02:28:08] Ooh, good transit.

[02:28:10] Oh, cool.

[02:28:10] Thank you.

[02:28:11] I don't know about that transition, actually.

[02:28:13] Next five.

[02:28:14] Great advice, thank you for the prize.

[02:28:16] Oh, dude.

[02:28:17] We should get gifts for Katie Loly.

[02:28:20] Oh, yeah, 100%.

[02:28:21] I get an idea for once more.

[02:28:22] Oh, my God, oh, my God.

[02:28:23] We need to get this on the right.

[02:28:24] On your right, on your right.

[02:28:26] You gotta get that.

[02:28:27] We gotta get face sprayed.

[02:28:29] Hello?

[02:28:30] Hello.

[02:28:30] Hello, hi.

[02:28:31] Hi.

[02:28:33] Can you do it?

[02:28:35] Yes, we can do it here.

[02:28:37] What's the squad name for the boys?

[02:28:39] Two boys.

[02:28:41] Squad name for the boys.

[02:28:43] One for you.

[02:28:45] One for you.

[02:28:47] One for the boys.

[02:28:49] Two for you.

[02:28:51] Two for you.

[02:28:53] Two for you.

[02:28:55] Two for you.

[02:28:57] Two for you.

[02:28:59] Two for you.

[02:29:01] Okay, 100, 70, 100.

[02:29:03] Well, we're doing it.

[02:29:04] I guess we're doing it.

[02:29:06] Okay, she sold a deal.

[02:29:09] Okay, no date day's complete without a little R and R.

[02:29:14] I don't know what's gonna happen.

[02:29:15] I needed this.

[02:29:16] Oh boy, try it.

[02:29:17] I don't know what they're about to do.

[02:29:19] She pulled a plug.

[02:29:20] Is the new chair vibrating?

[02:29:22] No.

[02:29:23] She just plugged in here.

[02:29:25] I'm scared.

[02:29:26] Is it a trip to the stage?

[02:29:28] Yes.

[02:29:29] Yes.

[02:29:31] That was the best way you've ever had in real life.

[02:29:33] Like that, do I?

[02:29:35] Do I?

[02:29:43] Oh no.

[02:29:44] What's going on?

[02:29:45] I think it's a facial, Michael.

[02:29:48] Michael, I think it's a facial.

[02:29:49] What did you think that it was?

[02:29:51] I don't think I've ever had a facial in my life.

[02:29:52] Have you ever done extractions?

[02:29:54] No.

[02:29:55] Oh no.

[02:29:56] Dude, no, extractions hurt so fucking bad.

[02:29:59] Have you guys seen those videos, like the blackhead rule videos?

[02:30:02] It looks like it's so satisfying.

[02:30:04] It looks like it would feel so good.

[02:30:05] Oh my god, I've had extractions done once.

[02:30:09] That shit hurts so fucking bad.

[02:30:12] It literally feels like they're stabbing your nose.

[02:30:15] It hurts so, so fucking bad.

[02:30:17] Oh my god, never get extractions done unless you feel like you actually need it.

[02:30:21] It hurts so fucking bad.

[02:30:22] Oh my god, it's all wrong.

[02:30:24] Who are you doing that to me, man?

[02:30:27] I don't know, but if it's extraction you're gonna be here for a long time

[02:30:32] You're still resting your bike on the desk and touching us in the ears?

[02:30:35] It's fine, I don't know if he's falling on the desk

[02:30:38] I'm so fucking scared, I'm so afraid of what's happening to me

[02:30:43] Ah fuck

[02:30:45] It's fine, it's fine

[02:30:47] What does she do?

[02:30:48] I don't know what

[02:30:49] I don't think

[02:30:50] She just rubbed something on my skin, it's not bad

[02:30:52] What?

[02:30:53] She just rubbed something on my skin, it's not bad

[02:30:54] She just rubbed something on my skin, it's not bad

[02:30:56] Wow.

[02:30:58] I don't understand.

[02:30:59] I don't understand.

[02:31:00] Close your eyes.

[02:31:02] It's like they're just washing the face right now.

[02:31:12] Close your eyes.

[02:31:15] She's saying close your eyes.

[02:31:21] American.

[02:31:23] American?

[02:31:24] Yes, American.

[02:31:25] We're going to be glowing after this.

[02:31:27] Actually, I feel like we're going to feel great.

[02:31:30] She's slapping the shit out of me.

[02:31:31] Oh, my god.

[02:31:36] I'm freaking turning green.

[02:31:38] She's shutting his snakeskin.

[02:31:42] Yep, that's going on my snake tank.

[02:31:44] You look insane.

[02:31:47] You can see her now?

[02:31:48] Yeah.

[02:31:49] I feel fourth dimensional.

[02:31:50] I don't feel like I'm on this plane.

[02:31:55] Yeah, okay, because I've had a fish from before and I don't think Michael has.

[02:32:04] What is inside his nose?

[02:32:05] I don't think he's ready for what's about to come.

[02:32:07] I think it's like water droplets stump to his nose here.

[02:32:10] It's like a vibrating spatula being scraped across your body.

[02:32:15] Oh, so moisturized.

[02:32:17] It doesn't hurt, does it?

[02:32:19] Yes, it doesn't hurt.

[02:32:24] Black hair?

[02:32:25] I don't know.

[02:32:26] Yes, black hair.

[02:32:27] I can't tell.

[02:32:28] I know they're going to do it straight.

[02:32:29] They're going to do it straight.

[02:32:30] They're going to do it straight.

[02:32:31] They're going to do it straight.

[02:32:36] It's in pain.

[02:32:38] I don't know.

[02:32:39] It's good after it's done.

[02:32:42] Very good.

[02:32:43] Very good.

[02:32:44] Very good.

[02:32:45] Hi.

[02:32:46] Good day.

[02:32:47] Good day.

[02:32:48] Good day.

[02:32:49] Oh.

[02:32:50] Sorry.

[02:32:51] What's good about it?

[02:32:52] What's good about it?

[02:32:54] It's good for your skin.

[02:32:56] Oh.

[02:32:58] I'm a Legor.

[02:33:02] I'm not.

[02:33:03] My heart is a Legor.

[02:33:07] Right?

[02:33:08] I'm not a Legor.

[02:33:09] Great.

[02:33:10] My heart is a Legor.

[02:33:12] Oh, great.

[02:33:13] How?

[02:33:15] Very tall, huh?

[02:33:16] Very tall, huh?

[02:33:16] Very tall, he's talking about.

[02:33:17] Like, oh, good for you!

[02:33:20] That's amazing!

[02:33:21] This is just in my face.

[02:33:22] Like, talking to like, their kids or something.

[02:33:24] I'm getting old right now, so...

[02:33:27] So you're telling me I went on a facial date with you before, Lily?

[02:33:33] I've been to a facial date before.

[02:33:35] But in the end...

[02:33:37] Lily!

[02:33:39] Callia.

[02:33:40] Warb.

[02:33:41] Welcome to the Cudy and Lily.

[02:33:43] I feel crazy.

[02:33:48] Okay, we're gonna get a gift for Cudy and Lily.

[02:33:52] Oh, cute.

[02:33:53] Where are you going?

[02:33:54] To get a gift for Cudy and Lily?

[02:33:56] No.

[02:33:57] Mostly Lily.

[02:33:58] You were thinking here?

[02:33:59] This is a toy store.

[02:34:00] Come on, bro.

[02:34:01] It doesn't even make noise.

[02:34:04] Fucking kill me, bro.

[02:34:10] Dude's mugging killed me

[02:34:26] Okay, we're two next I think the ball goes in 20 minutes

[02:34:31] Getting an awesome face

[02:34:40] That was awesome.

[02:34:42] Yeah, dude, that looked so sick.

[02:34:45] That was awesome.

[02:34:47] So cool.

[02:34:49] That's gonna look sick.

[02:34:51] If not, I'd look an awesome pendant with a giant Buddha.

[02:34:54] Oh, it's Rory's door.

[02:34:58] And it's only $400.

[02:35:02] Dude, that's a steal.

[02:35:04] It's a straight gold, huh?

[02:35:06] Why don't we buy gold here?

[02:35:08] If it's cheaper here, just buy the gold here, a bunch of gold, and bring it back to America and sell it, what?

[02:35:14] This is a crime.

[02:35:16] How is it? Buy it further.

[02:35:18] This is a federal crime, Michael.

[02:35:20] From who?

[02:35:21] From the government.

[02:35:22] China?

[02:35:23] I'm paying the price, I'm not stealing.

[02:35:25] No, you're buying it.

[02:35:26] You might have been confused.

[02:35:27] I'm buying it in bulk.

[02:35:29] Nope.

[02:35:30] High-quantities.

[02:35:31] Stop.

[02:35:32] How much?

[02:35:33] I guess, commercial quantities is whatever you call it.

[02:35:35] What's your Chinese?

[02:35:37] EDR

[02:35:39] EDR Chinese

[02:35:41] We are American people

[02:35:43] And what's our alt?

[02:35:45] I forget it

[02:35:47] We are two white-skinned people

[02:35:49] who are living in a huge city

[02:35:51] and are struggling to survive

[02:35:53] Oh, I understand

[02:35:55] That is cute

[02:35:59] I don't understand

[02:36:01] Honestly, pretty good at this.

[02:36:05] I hope too.

[02:36:07] I'm all at all.

[02:36:09] What is beautiful?

[02:36:11] What is beautiful?

[02:36:15] Beautiful.

[02:36:17] Beautiful.

[02:36:19] What is beautiful?

[02:36:21] What is beautiful?

[02:36:23] What is beautiful?

[02:36:25] Is it a horse?

[02:36:27] Horse.

[02:36:29] for beautiful gala, because my grandma and grandpa would always say, oh, you're so beautiful

[02:36:36] when I would go visit them when I was a kid, so I knew the words.

[02:36:40] I miss my Asian friends.

[02:36:47] Dway.

[02:36:50] What is this?

[02:36:52] Okay.

[02:36:53] Oh!

[02:36:55] 40,000?

[02:36:56] $40,000 you want it's like oh, it's like $5,000 something for

[02:37:12] In dread pirate, thank you for the money your partner your partner

[02:37:26] How much will my card allow me?

[02:37:30] $15,000?

[02:37:31] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[02:37:42] It's a gourd.

[02:37:44] I don't know if she's a gourd girl.

[02:37:48] That's a bigger gourd.

[02:37:51] And then you put the gourd on the chain.

[02:37:53] And now you have a score chain, whoa.

[02:37:59] I would like something that expresses love and also the country of China.

[02:38:05] This expresses love.

[02:38:12] How is a gourd love?

[02:38:17] Okay.

[02:38:18] I'm going like there's no fucking way my which I'm trying to get just like nice

[02:38:26] earrings you're trying to get her some nice shit I'm getting her a fucking

[02:38:31] what's the one you get those are much cuter I want to say are much cuter

[02:38:43] Wait the joy was so cute I was blocked much cuter

[02:38:46] Uh, I wanna say I got much cuter

[02:38:48] Her eyes are sparkling

[02:38:50] At the bottom of the beautiful hole here

[02:38:52] I bought you a gourd

[02:38:54] Please reply, I bought you a gourd

[02:38:56] We're trying to see if Michael can get a gift for you Lily

[02:38:59] This is where you find out right now

[02:39:01] Whether you're gonna be happy

[02:39:03] I can't get a drink at the grocery store

[02:39:06] But I can get the gold earrings

[02:39:08] It goes through? Yeah, it went through

[02:39:10] I don't know how much it was in the USD, so...

[02:39:16] So dudes, so my idea is what we do is we buy a bunch of this gold because it's at a cheaper price in China

[02:39:22] and then we just sell it on an industrial scale in the United States.

[02:39:26] I don't see why that wouldn't make a whole bunch of money, I don't see why that wouldn't be good.

[02:39:30] What do you think, Ludwig?

[02:39:32] Your skin is glowing. It's glowing.

[02:39:35] Thanks, goodie.

[02:39:36] Nice to... anyway, like I was saying, all you gotta do is buy a bunch of this much cheaper gold in China

[02:39:42] and sell it in the United States. I don't know why more people aren't doing this. Someone check it out and check.

[02:39:46] Someone should have thought of this before!

[02:39:48] Well, what's happening right now is Ludwig is trying to buy like a gift for Cutie, but it's a lot,

[02:39:53] and so his bank is rightfully rejecting it, and they're really, really trying to get him to buy the thing.

[02:39:59] But I mean, it's just not in the cards, you know? And also it's a fucking golden gourd, so I don't know.

[02:40:04] it's really putting a damper on our date day so my car got the client sorry

[02:40:13] girlfriend you know I guess I got a gun for you a gun

[02:40:34] I'm sure we can't get him out of here.

[02:40:41] Thank you.

[02:40:42] Thank you.

[02:40:43] We're in Aeroplama.

[02:40:44] What are you talking about?

[02:40:45] Oh, Scotty, thanks.

[02:40:46] Thank you for the ride.

[02:40:47] Hello, Raiders.

[02:40:48] Or it's an Erasion Car.

[02:40:49] Oh, thank you.

[02:40:50] I hope you have a lovely stream.

[02:40:51] Or an Aerobotter.

[02:40:52] Hi, Raiders.

[02:40:53] Thank you.

[02:40:54] It's like a 10-perch.

[02:40:55] It's like a 10-perch.

[02:40:56] I don't know.

[02:40:57] I think it is.

[02:40:58] I'm right.

[02:40:59] I don't know.

[02:41:00] I'm right.

[02:41:01] System is a good luck for us.

[02:41:02] If he's not right, you're right.

[02:41:03] If he's not right, you're not getting the gift, so...

[02:41:07] Because they resemble the Chinese dragon.

[02:41:09] Hmm...

[02:41:10] I might.

[02:41:11] If he's not right, you're not getting the gift, so...

[02:41:13] Oh shit, guys, Twitch staff is here!

[02:41:15] Figure that out!

[02:41:17] He's here!

[02:41:24] Yo, G-Man, thank you for the five gifts!

[02:41:27] Thanks, G-Man!

[02:41:30] Thank you, thank you, thank you!

[02:41:33] Hey, chef!

[02:41:36] Dave Knight and...

[02:41:37] Oh, how cute.

[02:41:38] What's that over there?

[02:41:41] Oh, it's Invisible Versus.

[02:41:43] It's a 3D3 tagfighter that comes out April 30th, but there's an open beta playtest April 9th.

[02:41:48] Guys, you can click the link in the description to find out more information.

[02:41:51] We ordered food to the hotel room.

[02:41:54] Oh!

[02:41:55] I got Michael's surprise.

[02:41:57] He told her.

[02:41:58] Keep those eyes closed.

[02:41:59] Keep those fucking eyes closed.

[02:42:01] Always stand still.

[02:42:02] the lips oh hell yeah ice cream ice cream ice cream it's the snowman ice cream

[02:42:14] too open my mr. bing

[02:42:21] cool yeah yeah I did it cream base plays you made a cream base I made a cream

[02:42:30] I made a cream base plate today. I made a cream base plate. Yeah, I got Mr. Fucking Bing Chow.

[02:42:34] Mr. Bing Chow. It's Oreo flavor. That's my favorite.

[02:42:37] Yum, yum, yum. Really? Yeah, exactly.

[02:42:39] They finally got their ice cream. It's been how many days?

[02:42:42] Did we try to get ice cream? Lily fucking bitch.

[02:42:46] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I got my queen.

[02:42:49] Fucking bitch.

[02:42:52] Can you edit in a picture of you

[02:42:55] and how you feel right now knowing that I'm pleasing him?

[02:42:59] Okay, well we're gonna eat and maybe watch TV if I can figure out how to get it to work

[02:43:09] What's the game plan tomorrow

[02:43:12] We'll get a show we got queen

[02:43:15] Queen mouth by Lily by everyone

[02:43:24] Okay

[02:43:29] Do they still have to get formed in this game?

[02:43:33] But it looks like they're back on the main- dude.

[02:43:37] Are they going to make it?

[02:43:40] They're at least going to cross the border here, right?

[02:43:45] I don't know, bro.

[02:43:47] Oh, my lord.

[02:43:49] I'm going to go pee real quick, and then we'll

[02:43:51] watch the next episode.

[02:43:54] I already liked it.

[02:43:55] I will be right back and we will keep watching.

[02:44:00] One second.

[02:45:25] Hello.

[02:45:30] Hello.

[02:45:35] Hello.

[02:45:40] Hello.

[02:45:45] Hello.

[02:45:50] Hello.

[02:45:52] I'm back.

[02:45:54] Hi guys.

[02:45:56] Okay.

[02:45:58] Next one.

[02:46:00] Then we're all caught up.

[02:46:02] Uh, we got lost.

[02:46:04] Uh-oh.

[02:46:06] This is not a good day 15.

[02:46:08] Yeah.

[02:46:10] I think 16 is a lot.

[02:46:12] Sorry.

[02:46:14] I wonder, thanks for six months.

[02:46:16] Thanks for six months

[02:46:30] Good morning

[02:46:34] A little tea and then instantly I realized I ordered it for delivery

[02:46:41] That's the store right there

[02:46:43] So, that's something I'm dealing with.

[02:46:47] I don't know if I can pick it up though.

[02:46:49] I think maybe my delivery driver just called and asked me if I could pick it up.

[02:46:53] So let me try.

[02:46:54] So right behind me is my delivery driver.

[02:47:04] He's currently picking up the order.

[02:47:06] Look at all the kitties.

[02:47:08] So cute.

[02:47:09] You're gonna turn around and see me.

[02:47:24] Sometimes shine is hard.

[02:47:26] Welcome back to Tic-Tic-Tit.

[02:47:27] Intel gathering session.

[02:47:29] I've come back for the gourd for my beautiful breathtaking girlfriend.

[02:47:34] Michael's here.

[02:47:35] But we're also asking the same people to use the E-lingba.

[02:47:38] The E-lingba are riding a motorcycle.

[02:47:41] To the motorway.

[02:47:42] Right, right.

[02:47:44] The motorway has 208.

[02:47:47] 208.

[02:47:48] 50.

[02:47:49] I think it's...

[02:47:51] I think it's the same.

[02:47:53] The motorway.

[02:47:54] What are you doing?

[02:47:57] The motorway is closed.

[02:47:58] You can see the traffic lights.

[02:48:00] The motorway is closed.

[02:48:02] Go straight first.

[02:48:07] Perventure Road 205.

[02:48:10] So the x's I think.

[02:48:12] Or the y's.

[02:48:13] Bu Yong.

[02:48:14] T2.

[02:48:15] Oh shit.

[02:48:16] Oh thank you for the 5.

[02:48:17] 205.

[02:48:18] Thank you.

[02:48:19] Thank you.

[02:48:20] Thank you.

[02:48:21] Thank you so much.

[02:48:22] Thank you so much.

[02:48:23] I appreciate it.

[02:48:24] Thank you.

[02:48:25] I think it's like an x.

[02:48:27] Oh.

[02:48:28] I think it might be one of those.

[02:48:30] Or maybe it's an s.

[02:48:31] Okay

[02:48:39] Okay, bye-bye

[02:48:42] We're like trying to figure out the job and she just looks you

[02:48:48] You know it's a couple of flyers beautiful

[02:48:53] You really are

[02:48:56] All right, that's good. Let's get on the bike

[02:48:58] All right, let's ride baby.

[02:49:00] Let's get this bread.

[02:49:02] Some good news and bad news today.

[02:49:05] I feel good.

[02:49:08] I had a reverend talk with my lord and savior Jesus Christ.

[02:49:13] They said, where are you?

[02:49:14] Oh my god.

[02:49:15] The sun's out and it will be for the rest of the trip.

[02:49:19] Hell yeah!

[02:49:20] There will not be another drop of rain in this air rigged step.

[02:49:23] I had a holy talk with my lord and savior.

[02:49:27] They said a wholly up biblical experience and my lord and savior said they're absolutely not the end of the drop of ring

[02:49:35] Shut up. The bad news is I went back to buy QT a gift

[02:49:41] They told me that you cannot take the one-o-weight to Aaron hot

[02:49:47] That's fucking that's good

[02:49:50] 205 and before I could ask any follow-ups they said

[02:49:57] And then we walked out and it got weird.

[02:50:00] Yeah, that was the end of the conversation.

[02:50:02] So we need to basically drive until we find...

[02:50:07] Is it this right here? No, you ain't going to this.

[02:50:10] Until we find the 205.

[02:50:12] Dude, my fears that we already passed like the exit for the 205 while we were on the 108.

[02:50:17] It's a great fear to have, but I think...

[02:50:21] I

[02:50:24] Think let the fear subside because I think the tool the 108 does bring us closer even if it's not like you know direct path

[02:50:34] I think all today keep it simple. Let's find that row the 205

[02:50:42] And maybe get a little pecking duck in us

[02:50:44] I would love enough to work.

[02:50:46] Well, Beijing, Kaoya?

[02:50:48] Oh, yeah, they haven't gone. They're pecking ducks yet, haven't they?

[02:50:50] Oh!

[02:50:52] And Lee asked if we could FaceTime him tonight.

[02:50:54] Oh, yeah!

[02:50:56] So we got that to look forward to.

[02:50:58] Wait, real friends!

[02:51:00] That's so nice!

[02:51:02] So if we don't find anything, I think we can just ask Lee tonight

[02:51:04] I'll FaceTime.

[02:51:06] Oh, yeah, Lee will help them for sure, right?

[02:51:08] For sure.

[02:51:10] All right.

[02:51:12] So this isn't the road. We need to find a 205

[02:51:17] Hey, we'll figure it out bro. We always do you know me as this guy real quick

[02:51:25] Old move arying who's a Nali

[02:51:32] Arion who do it?

[02:51:34] Okay, okay

[02:52:04] No, I'm with you. I I think we have like some game-changing decisions today

[02:52:14] On Chinese I the thing is they also got rid of

[02:52:19] The sign to tell you where they're going northeast or west

[02:52:25] Yeah, no one likes that back to the Sun and I think I mean that Sun should be east

[02:52:31] So that means that should be west

[02:52:34] Isn't it south end?

[02:52:36] I don't know

[02:52:38] The sun doesn't lie, right?

[02:52:40] I'll know that!

[02:52:42] That's what Radeep doesn't do anything, right?

[02:52:44] It doesn't do anything

[02:52:46] It's just a point-waster

[02:52:48] It doesn't even go south

[02:52:50] It doesn't do anything

[02:52:52] Yeah, we're going south

[02:52:54] Oh, yeah

[02:52:56] Stop!

[02:52:58] You're burning! You're burning!

[02:53:00] I saw her a braffle take it or something

[02:53:03] Her free stuff!

[02:53:05] Yo, Rando Mexican! Thanks for 13 lines!

[02:53:08] Welcome back!

[02:53:09] My name is Arlene Hautse

[02:53:12] I heard you say that when you were in China

[02:53:14] Oh my God!

[02:53:16] Arlene Hautse, where are you?

[02:53:19] Where is Arlene Hautse?

[02:53:21] Mine is 2,000 points

[02:53:23] Arlene Hautse is inside

[02:53:25] I don't know where he is

[02:53:27] I don't think he has been there before

[02:53:30] What country are you from?

[02:53:31] 20 Hao.

[02:53:33] You're the city of 20 Hao.

[02:53:35] You're from Lin.

[02:53:36] I wrote a letter to you.

[02:53:38] Write it down.

[02:53:39] Fuck.

[02:53:40] Oh, no.

[02:53:42] Can you write it down?

[02:53:43] We're from here.

[02:53:46] Mongolia.

[02:53:47] Mongolia.

[02:53:47] 20 Hao.

[02:53:48] Yes.

[02:53:49] Yes.

[02:53:50] How long?

[02:53:51] 1008.

[02:53:52] 108.

[02:53:53] Okay.

[02:53:54] Okay.

[02:53:54] 20 Hao.

[02:53:55] Yes, okay.

[02:53:56] What's your name?

[02:53:57] Yizhizhou.

[02:53:58] What's your name?

[02:53:59] Don't already helps with it. No, no

[02:54:04] Everyone tells them different things not man. Yeah, it's out there to see via

[02:54:15] Oh, okay, okay

[02:54:18] Okay, I

[02:54:20] Was ready to leave and then he pulled out a pen and paper so I didn't do the whole thing

[02:54:24] I was like, yeah, I was sober.

[02:54:26] Well, someone paid for a sub for it.

[02:54:29] Twitch that.

[02:54:29] Everyone's tired of it there.

[02:54:31] They say you can't take the one away.

[02:54:33] Everyone here says you can take the one away.

[02:54:35] Oh, I'm losing the blue.

[02:54:37] You drew that map wrong.

[02:54:38] I drew the map.

[02:54:40] Oh.

[02:54:40] I drew the map.

[02:54:41] You drew it wrong.

[02:54:42] I drew the map.

[02:54:43] Because he's saying it's west of here

[02:54:44] and the map had us going east.

[02:54:46] I know.

[02:54:46] OK, that's good.

[02:54:47] I drew it wrong.

[02:54:48] That would have been conflicting if he drew it.

[02:54:50] Yeah, yeah.

[02:54:51] OK.

[02:54:52] I mean, it seemed pretty clear.

[02:54:53] I was like, us, Mongolian War, Arlian Hatha.

[02:54:57] And then I drew the 208 to it, so like.

[02:55:00] Let's ride the one-way, bro.

[02:55:00] It's a nice road, and I'd love to ride it.

[02:55:02] Nice road?

[02:55:05] She drew it!

[02:55:06] They found it!

[02:55:07] Oh my god, OK.

[02:55:08] Well, we're about to head up on it.

[02:55:10] Michael, what do we see?

[02:55:11] So they're on their perfect road now.

[02:55:13] This is going to stick up and out all the way.

[02:55:14] I'm going to come back from Christmas.

[02:55:16] Hey!

[02:55:16] I'm going to haunt us again.

[02:55:17] And it's not fucking 208.

[02:55:19] It's a 208!

[02:55:21] I'm so I'm so mind-fucked that I saw the 208 and I thought that's not the 205. It's probably bad

[02:55:26] Yeah, he just like he didn't even react. I'm not I wouldn't I didn't piece together that it was our

[02:55:32] ex-lover's older sister

[02:55:39] That was crazy didn't even recognize her and so I didn't recognize her so I mean we have to we have to take her right

[02:55:46] Yeah, because the people at that truck stop way way back in

[02:55:49] And Phuket said, the 208 was the truth.

[02:55:53] We have finally made it to the world.

[02:55:54] I slipped there from my team.

[02:55:55] 207.

[02:55:56] It was the biker gang who said it too, right?

[02:55:57] The biker gang?

[02:55:58] Right.

[02:55:59] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:56:00] The biker gang.

[02:56:01] Do you think it's complete or do you think it's gonna be a disaster?

[02:56:02] I think it's gonna be a, I think it's complete.

[02:56:04] I think it's complete.

[02:56:05] I think it's complete.

[02:56:06] I think if you have like one or two roads going to your town.

[02:56:09] I bought this lipstick because apparently it's the lipstick that they used on Arwen

[02:56:14] in the Lord of the Rings movies.

[02:56:16] I was like, wow, Liv Tyler.

[02:56:18] It has to be a beautiful one.

[02:56:19] I will try it out.

[02:56:20] That's my-

[02:56:21] That's my-

[02:56:22] So we- do we rip the two away now?

[02:56:24] Are we back?

[02:56:25] I think- I think- I think we have to.

[02:56:27] It lines up too well, right?

[02:56:29] I think everyone's like,

[02:56:31] Okay, 201 or-

[02:56:32] We use- No, no, no, it's not the same one they used on her.

[02:56:36] It's just the colors.

[02:56:37] I think we completed the one-way journey to the two-away.

[02:56:40] The one-way was- its whole job was to get us to the two-away.

[02:56:43] Two-away, here we go, baby.

[02:56:45] Oh my God, I feel her.

[02:56:47] And we're gonna ride this bad boy all the way to Aeronaut.

[02:56:52] Holy shit.

[02:56:55] Smells like her bro.

[02:56:57] It smells like shit.

[02:56:59] Yeah, it does.

[02:57:02] Oh my insin 360 died.

[02:57:04] Minded too, and we also have to decide whether to go left or right.

[02:57:08] Oh, fun.

[02:57:09] Fuck.

[02:57:10] The dings of fucking blue cow.

[02:57:12] Of course it is.

[02:57:14] Second, which one?

[02:57:16] Classical, it has to be right, eh?

[02:57:18] Yeah.

[02:57:19] Whoa, oh, oh, oh my god, but now it's the 205.

[02:57:23] That's ignored, right?

[02:57:26] What, do we ignore it?

[02:57:27] I think, I think.

[02:57:29] Oh, fuck, oh my god, Michael, fuck, fuck, fuck.

[02:57:33] Oh no, they were on the right road!

[02:57:35] So we got a problem.

[02:57:37] It's kind of a good problem.

[02:57:38] It's a great problem.

[02:57:39] Too much fucking money in front of you

[02:57:40] you don't know which one to grab.

[02:57:42] for choice because okay Cam this was a flashback sequence we talked to the

[02:57:49] bikers and they told us that we could take the two away to Aaron hot are you

[02:57:55] on the film and then we talked to the jewelers this morning on their phone

[02:57:59] they can't take the one away to take the two and now we have to choose

[02:58:05] between which of the two roads we're gonna take so it's really like do we

[02:58:08] trust the bikers more or do we trust the droolers more what do you want to do

[02:58:14] let's stay on three off a gut call it on three the same we take it 208 yeah it

[02:58:22] just makes more sense because they're going around a bunch of shit it's also

[02:58:30] kind of beautiful it's kind of poetic to have the 208 be our last mistress yeah

[02:58:34] But it could be a horrible fucking mistake that could be bad this way we still have to do a mountain path

[02:58:40] Yeah, both our mountain passes for sure

[02:58:43] But I would assume that the 208 would be better than the yellow like the red is usually better than the yellow road

[02:58:48] Oh, 100% agree 100% agree north isn't a bad direction to go

[02:58:53] Even if we have to go west later on yeah

[02:58:55] Yeah

[02:58:56] I mean as long as we make it over these mountains because these mountains up there are buried right yeah

[02:59:00] Like we got it on way over on that side of the valley or whatever this is

[02:59:04] But we haven't caught this like line of mountains and I we absolutely have to we got to get over those now bad

[02:59:30] And the truck stops.

[02:59:34] Uh, what was happening here?

[02:59:36] Oh, um, uh...

[02:59:41] What was happening?

[02:59:44] The trucks can't get past each other on the turn.

[02:59:48] Oh, there they go.

[02:59:50] I want to spend money in this.

[02:59:59] This makes me want to shop.

[03:00:00] Dude, what is this?

[03:00:01] It's a little tourist center.

[03:00:02] Let's explore.

[03:00:03] We got some time today.

[03:00:07] Tour guide service.

[03:00:09] I think it's the Great Wall.

[03:00:10] There's massage chairs back there.

[03:00:13] I'm down for a little Great Wall tour.

[03:00:16] Hop on a bus.

[03:00:17] Let's go on our freaking bus tour.

[03:00:18] Hey, can I sit with you for a minute?

[03:00:20] I want to sit with the jungler ready. Could you move?

[03:00:25] So we're on a bus tour to see the Yingmen Pass in

[03:00:30] Jungwell, which we think is

[03:00:32] Like a specifically cool part of the Great Wall. I come from America. Where do you?

[03:00:41] This is my camera. Where in China are you from?

[03:00:50] Ah, okay, Shang-Chi?

[03:00:53] Shang-Chi?

[03:00:55] No, no, no. I'm from Chao-Chi-Li.

[03:00:59] Chao-Chi-Li?

[03:01:01] Ha ha ha!

[03:01:03] I come from a mountain.

[03:01:09] They teach English in the most years over there.

[03:01:11] How old are you?

[03:01:13] I'm eleven years old.

[03:01:15] People's more like 3 meters away from here is about 2,000 meters far.

[03:01:27] Are you here on vacation?

[03:01:29] Yes.

[03:01:30] We're on 11 vacation.

[03:01:31] 11, right?

[03:01:32] And today is our day to visit this dish.

[03:01:39] Oh my gosh.

[03:01:40] Wow, long time.

[03:01:41] Oh, he's really good.

[03:01:42] It's not long English.

[03:01:43] Our longest destination is 17 days.

[03:01:47] Whoa.

[03:01:48] Where have you been?

[03:01:49] It's so many days.

[03:01:52] Your favorite?

[03:01:53] Our favorite is Shanghai.

[03:01:56] It's a beautiful city, but it's very expensive.

[03:02:00] That is the best English word.

[03:02:02] It's very beautiful, but it's very English.

[03:02:05] It's very good in English.

[03:02:07] Very good.

[03:02:08] But not in one home.

[03:02:09] It's German, English.

[03:02:12] That's how you know English so good, whoa.

[03:02:14] You speak very well.

[03:02:15] Very good English.

[03:02:16] Dude, that's crazy.

[03:02:17] Very good.

[03:02:18] That's the best.

[03:02:19] Genuinely speaks better than anyone we've interacted with

[03:02:22] in all China.

[03:02:24] Pen-Tuffle-A!

[03:02:25] Pen-Tuffle-A tourist attraction.

[03:02:28] This is our first Quintuple-A.

[03:02:30] It's a Pen-Tuffle-A.

[03:02:31] I've never seen.

[03:02:32] I've never seen.

[03:02:33] Dude, I've never seen a Pen-Tae.

[03:02:35] I didn't know it was allowed to go that high.

[03:02:37] We got some ice over here.

[03:02:38] That's weird.

[03:02:39] It's weird that there's ice up here.

[03:02:40] That is funny.

[03:02:41] Whoa.

[03:02:43] They got shops up here.

[03:02:44] We can eat up here.

[03:02:46] Wow.

[03:02:46] That's a little boy.

[03:02:47] Oh, that's awesome.

[03:02:48] Mine, mine, mine.

[03:02:50] Hey, they got a little food.

[03:02:51] F, yes.

[03:02:52] F, yes.

[03:02:52] That's a real horse.

[03:02:53] That's what I made on a stone.

[03:02:54] Oh, oh, oh, oh, horse, horse, horse.

[03:02:57] It's standing on a horse.

[03:02:59] Horse.

[03:02:59] Oh, cool.

[03:03:00] Cool.

[03:03:00] Horse.

[03:03:01] He was just chilling.

[03:03:01] What is he doing?

[03:03:02] A camel.

[03:03:04] I hope I see it or a grusicated stomach.

[03:03:06] He's just chilling.

[03:03:11] My horse!

[03:03:14] Okay, just goes knee-how, goes to bedding.

[03:03:18] I think the camel might understand more Chinese than us, to be fair.

[03:03:22] And say how fucking hard it is to climb up.

[03:03:26] Yeah, grab the bus if you got it.

[03:03:28] Or maybe climb more steps.

[03:03:30] Woah!

[03:03:32] Dude, it's quintuple A.

[03:03:34] This is a cool spot.

[03:03:35] This is a quintuple A but I have a quintuple hold.

[03:03:36] You know what you want to bang?

[03:03:38] Oh, that's a bangle?

[03:03:39] Give your best beat.

[03:03:41] You're Bob Luffy?

[03:03:47] Good luck man.

[03:03:50] Alright man, you stay on here and explore.

[03:03:53] You don't have to bro.

[03:03:55] No I can do it.

[03:03:56] When you turned the camera off and you said you're a blue bitch boy,

[03:03:58] if you don't make it up there, yeah I could.

[03:04:01] I didn't work for recording on the mic so...

[03:04:03] I didn't tell you what he fucking says.

[03:04:05] It is.

[03:04:07] It's a good opening.

[03:04:08] Holy crap!

[03:04:09] There's more walking inside see it. Oh, it's there

[03:04:19] Stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. Please stop. Please stop genuinely. Please stop

[03:04:25] Holy fuck. What's down there?

[03:04:31] Fuck me it looks scary just for reference still scary up here

[03:04:37] and we started down there. Wow. I guess this is it. This is the walk all the way back down too.

[03:04:47] One of the passes that was meant to be a checkpoint from people on those side of the mountains

[03:04:56] to get over to those planes over there. He's such a sick boy. He's so brave for being up here.

[03:05:03] All right, to celebrate getting all the way here.

[03:05:07] You need a smoke?

[03:05:08] Yeah.

[03:05:09] Hell yeah.

[03:05:13] Wow.

[03:05:14] Ten cigarettes.

[03:05:15] What are you filming?

[03:05:17] What are the kids at?

[03:05:19] Yeah, I gotta eat.

[03:05:21] Oh.

[03:05:23] They're giving out shots.

[03:05:25] Shots of this?

[03:05:26] Yeah.

[03:05:27] Chicken line shwagga.

[03:05:28] Let me try your brew shwagga.

[03:05:31] I want to taste what you taste like, just a choco sip sip sip.

[03:05:42] That looks like it tastes horrible.

[03:05:44] Okay, I want to try.

[03:05:46] Oh fuck, oh my god.

[03:05:49] No no no.

[03:05:51] It's pretty good.

[03:05:53] That's pretty good.

[03:05:55] How do I do that?

[03:06:00] What is that?

[03:06:01] It is straight vinegar.

[03:06:02] It is?

[03:06:03] Is it vinegar?

[03:06:04] I shouldn't have done that.

[03:06:05] No, I shouldn't have done that.

[03:06:06] No, you shouldn't have done that.

[03:06:07] Oh, I thought it was sauce.

[03:06:13] Oh, thank you.

[03:06:14] What are our last meals?

[03:06:16] This is chicken?

[03:06:18] Chicken.

[03:06:19] Chicken.

[03:06:20] Chicken.

[03:06:21] Chicken.

[03:06:22] Chicken.

[03:06:23] Chicken.

[03:06:24] Oh, okay, okay.

[03:06:26] Do you have a chicken?

[03:06:28] Yes.

[03:06:30] What?

[03:06:32] A chicken.

[03:06:34] Oh, cool.

[03:06:36] He has no idea.

[03:06:38] He's probably...

[03:06:40] Can I have some?

[03:06:42] Can I have some?

[03:06:44] Can I have some?

[03:06:46] Oh, Mapo tofu is so good.

[03:06:48] Chicken?

[03:06:50] Is this one?

[03:06:52] We ordered Mapo tofu and Dumpo Pito, which is just Kung Pao chicken, and tofu pie.

[03:07:06] But there are two of the big ones that people are saying we should try.

[03:07:09] So we get to knock them out?

[03:07:10] Stayfuls in China, yeah.

[03:07:11] Look at that.

[03:07:12] That was good.

[03:07:13] Two beautiful bowls of rice.

[03:07:15] Hell yeah.

[03:07:16] There's an earthiness.

[03:07:17] There's like a smokiness, there's something like sexy and bold about it.

[03:07:21] That looks money.

[03:07:22] Kampao Jido.

[03:07:24] Kampao Jido.

[03:07:25] You're doing Mr. Roger?

[03:07:26] Kampao Roger?

[03:07:27] This is my fucking accent.

[03:07:29] Kampao Jido.

[03:07:30] Kampao Jido.

[03:07:31] It's like a great hearty meal for a note 4 hour trek.

[03:07:34] Yeah.

[03:07:35] Anything with a nice bowl of meat for him?

[03:07:37] Hao Chur.

[03:07:38] Hao Chur.

[03:07:39] Hao.

[03:07:40] Hao Chur.

[03:07:41] Hao Chur.

[03:07:42] Hao Chur.

[03:07:43] Hao Chur.

[03:07:44] Hao Chur.

[03:07:45] Hao Chur.

[03:07:46] Hao Chur.

[03:07:47] Hao Chur.

[03:07:48] Hao Chur.

[03:07:49] Hao Chur.

[03:07:50] chicken and mappu tofu cleaned it pretty good but we have to have a number

[03:07:55] you're being reasonable I think they're gonna give it like in chicken spots

[03:08:01] chicken spots you were unreasonable no no no no no

[03:08:04] it was stale to my face it absolutely blew me out of the water anyways do you have your

[03:08:11] I have it. E. R. Son. 7-7.

[03:08:14] Oh, you're insane.

[03:08:16] Sorry.

[03:08:16] I could pop a few things today, for perhaps.

[03:08:19] Oh, that was a great one.

[03:08:21] That's such a good eye-pop.

[03:08:22] I have a lot of money.

[03:08:24] It was. It was.

[03:08:26] 7-7. It really is. It really is a 7-7.

[03:08:29] It just feels like it.

[03:08:31] It feels good, you know?

[03:08:32] Yup.

[03:08:32] I could pop a few on us.

[03:08:34] Okay. With that, we have to crush to 10.

[03:08:37] 210 kilometers.

[03:08:39] Another four hours, probably.

[03:08:40] Yeah, yeah, we'll drive till nightfall and until we see a city

[03:08:43] Where's the bottle?

[03:08:44] Can't reach another one, you know?

[03:08:45] Okay, back to the bus. Hopefully that kid's on it.

[03:08:48] Okay, we're back. Still crazy windy down here.

[03:08:55] Which doesn't bode well for us also.

[03:08:59] Overcasts.

[03:09:01] That's okay.

[03:09:02] You can clearly see the other side.

[03:09:05] Overcasts. Well, the sun's covered. That's the one that matters.

[03:09:08] But we're gonna crush for probably four hours. Hopefully cover some good ground

[03:09:38] Okay, have a good day. Bye-bye. Okay, that's two major updates one

[03:09:47] 500 kilometers away which lines up and then also he said we could take the two

[03:09:53] away there. Such good news. Which means we don't think about the road, hopefully

[03:09:59] the next one hopefully yeah awesome very good he's hard he's hard they instantly

[03:10:08] missed the turn for the 208 sick lost find something to ask for help

[03:10:18] That is our second lane.

[03:10:20] Is that right?

[03:10:22] Yeah.

[03:10:24] That is our second lane.

[03:10:26] So I see.

[03:10:28] Yeah, I see that.

[03:10:30] Yeah.

[03:10:32] I see that.

[03:10:34] Yeah.

[03:10:36] Yeah, I see that.

[03:10:38] There is another lane.

[03:10:40] Yeah, that's our second lane.

[03:10:42] That is our second lane.

[03:10:44] Yeah, that's our second lane.

[03:10:46] Oh, it's not the two of them, is it?

[03:10:48] I'm sorry, I thought that was the new one.

[03:10:50] Hey, don't go.

[03:10:51] That's the little map set, wasn't it?

[03:10:54] Alright, little update. We just got a bit lost.

[03:10:56] Oh, they were just in the north.

[03:10:58] Oh, so they're fine.

[03:10:59] I see, I see, I see.

[03:11:00] Which is annoying, but fine.

[03:11:02] As long as they don't go into 211.

[03:11:04] So we're gonna go that way.

[03:11:05] But I don't know, I feel pretty good now that we know what road to go on.

[03:11:08] Probably as good as I'd feel if you click the link in the description to find out

[03:11:11] more about Invincible versus the 3v3 Tag Fighter that comes out April 30th

[03:11:15] an open beta playtest on console only April 9th. Click the link in the description.

[03:11:19] Please, I appreciate it.

[03:11:21] Oh, I'm at the top five things I want to talk about, and I want to go back.

[03:11:25] Okay, I want to look up...

[03:11:27] I was like the one thing that they were supposed to do.

[03:11:29] That giant landmass we were on was...

[03:11:31] Which one?

[03:11:32] Like a...

[03:11:33] A day when we climbed up, and then drove for like seven days,

[03:11:37] and then let down.

[03:11:39] Oh, the plantains?

[03:11:40] Made China just put fat fucking Ozark platform.

[03:11:43] Okay. I like that one.

[03:11:45] That's one. I want to learn a little bit about the history of China.

[03:11:51] Again, just the different dynasties.

[03:11:54] Yeah.

[03:11:56] I want to look at why all of their trucks run on liquid natural gas instead of diesel.

[03:12:01] Okay. That's a good one.

[03:12:03] Okay, okay. I got you. I got you. I want to look up how many,

[03:12:07] How many truck accidents there are annually and just the general like traffic deaths that happen in China

[03:12:15] Yeah, compared to US. Yep. Yep. I'll I want to look

[03:12:21] How young you can get the license to ride those scooters?

[03:12:24] Okay, yeah, yeah, that's a good one.

[03:12:26] Oh, look at what the fuck Judy N is.

[03:12:28] They still look at how old you have to get a smoke cigarette.

[03:12:30] Yeah, people will just see that.

[03:12:32] Yeah, those are some good ones.

[03:12:34] Oh, and also how effective the Great Wall is.

[03:12:36] Oh, yeah, true, true, true, true.

[03:12:38] Yeah, why didn't they just go around?

[03:12:40] Or did they just go around?

[03:12:41] Yeah, right.

[03:12:42] And then I want to find out who's responsible

[03:12:44] for all the Chinese road signs.

[03:12:46] And I just like to have a word with them.

[03:12:47] And I just want to talk to them.

[03:12:49] Just want to talk.

[03:12:50] We're just going to have a conversation.

[03:12:52] It's going to be a conversation.

[03:12:54] There's no equal to the cigarettes.

[03:12:56] Is that true?

[03:12:57] Not many words.

[03:12:58] There's no way.

[03:12:59] Of what, the 207?

[03:13:00] I don't believe it.

[03:13:02] Oh my god, yeah.

[03:13:03] You know, like fucking pop down.

[03:13:05] The guy who made it and then I just give him a red permanent marker and a map of China as I draw it.

[03:13:10] Go ahead, go ahead, draw it.

[03:13:12] One continuous line please.

[03:13:14] No lifting your marker.

[03:13:16] What's the rope?

[03:13:18] What's the rope?

[03:13:19] It's 18.

[03:13:20] I can go to the gas station.

[03:13:21] Really?

[03:13:22] It looks fenced off.

[03:13:23] I don't know if people who smoke kids are smoking.

[03:13:26] I guess the law doesn't stop everybody.

[03:13:53] 里边可以上上高速走湖北县走到湖湖浩特一定要上高速他不是有插路口吗

[03:13:59] 杂道的插路口吗

[03:14:13] Okay, he said he said he said okay you're going up Arley and how to

[03:14:18] And then I'm saying I don't use I can't use highway

[03:14:21] and then he's saying you actually can use the highway you have to go to yo you

[03:14:27] and then there's a highway at yo you and it splits off into something and do

[03:14:31] something and you can take that highway to get to Arlene how to and I think that

[03:14:37] highway goes all the way through to Mongolia so you have to get off but but

[03:14:43] the vibe I got is there's a highway we're allowed to take in yo you and I

[03:14:48] I guess Yoyu is this way, which is surprising to me.

[03:14:51] But was a little concerning though, as he said,

[03:14:54] we're 560 kilometers away.

[03:14:57] All right, yeah, we have a new road, I guess.

[03:14:58] We're at the wrong way, baby.

[03:15:01] I feel a bit about it, because it's going to Yoyu.

[03:15:04] Okay, we have to make a bit of a call.

[03:15:07] We've got an hour we could drive,

[03:15:09] but the only route we know to go is the 341.

[03:15:13] If you want to ask, then we'd go off the information.

[03:15:16] I'm gonna ask.

[03:15:17] It's hard because you wear a suit again, so...

[03:15:22] I'm getting nervous asking.

[03:15:24] What are you doing?

[03:15:25] Do you want to ask these things?

[03:15:27] Yeah, for you.

[03:15:29] Hello.

[03:15:30] We are...

[03:15:31] You know the fights with my brother and...

[03:15:33] Oh, it's...

[03:15:34] We are...

[03:15:35] We are...

[03:15:36] He's doing me something.

[03:15:37] We are...

[03:15:38] We are...

[03:15:39] We are...

[03:15:40] We are...

[03:15:41] We are...

[03:15:42] Yeah.

[03:15:43] They are...

[03:15:44] They are live playing the match.

[03:15:45] Yeah, they are live playing the match.

[03:15:46] Yeah, like sorry guys, we're busy, don't talk to us.

[03:15:49] Yeah, I appreciate it.

[03:15:50] Totally appreciate it.

[03:15:51] After you.

[03:15:52] Bye-bye.

[03:15:53] Bye-bye.

[03:15:54] Bye-bye.

[03:15:55] Bye-bye.

[03:15:56] I mean, I got at least three more elves left in me.

[03:16:09] I do.

[03:16:10] You have so much power.

[03:16:11] It feels like when we got to Hokkaido and I stopped caring about what people think

[03:16:15] How many kilometers do you have here?

[03:16:18] I think 518 kilometers from here to Erlianhaut.

[03:16:23] 510 kilometers.

[03:16:26] Can we go to Da Tong?

[03:16:29] Da Tong.

[03:16:31] Da Tong? We see that.

[03:16:33] Okay, okay.

[03:16:34] We can go to Da Tong.

[03:16:36] Da Tong should be 111 kilometers.

[03:16:40] 100 kilometers.

[03:16:41] Okay, I don't think we can make Da Tong today.

[03:16:43] oh 18 days oh oh i guess they're left okay okay i see i understand oh they're fine then oh

[03:16:51] sometimes i thought it was like one day left

[03:16:53] 450 kilometers

[03:16:55] left and right

[03:16:57] left

[03:16:59] right is the other side of the border

[03:17:01] left and right is the other side of the border

[03:17:03] the other side of the border

[03:17:05] and that window has

[03:17:07] two places

[03:17:09] two places

[03:17:11] Yeah

[03:17:16] Fucked up somewhere a lot kind of confirms it today was a bit of a wash in terms of progress

[03:17:22] Yeah, we started today five hundred something kilometers away

[03:17:25] We're ending today five hundred something kilometers away

[03:17:28] And we've traveled so far west that we are now west of Aeron hobby to start traveling back east

[03:17:37] It feels bad just because

[03:17:41] After driving to the cold?

[03:17:43] After driving like, yeah, 170 kilometers to the cold.

[03:17:47] So I think our game plan is, I mean,

[03:17:48] that guy was very helpful.

[03:17:50] We should kick it east to that city, he said,

[03:17:54] because I don't think we're gonna make it to Datong.

[03:17:55] Now we go 50 km?

[03:17:56] Which by the way, Datong was one of the cities on the 208.

[03:18:00] We tried to follow the 208, man.

[03:18:02] Yeah, we lost the 208 somewhere.

[03:18:03] Cam, where the fuck did we lose it?

[03:18:05] Because when that happened, our whole day just derailed.

[03:18:08] Yeah, maybe we wouldn't make the great progress.

[03:18:10] I mean they are still going north it's not completely wasted I honestly that guy

[03:18:15] the gas station telling us turn right might have ruined us no they went left

[03:18:20] he was right it's getting really cold we'll try to blame the guy at the gas

[03:18:24] station the sun will be out for another hour just to yeah maybe get under 500

[03:18:31] kilometers to air and hot and then tomorrow maybe find the right path crush

[03:18:36] 300. How many days we got there? We have till our flight Saturday. You have to be done

[03:18:42] Friday, or we won't make a flight. It's tighter than I would like it to be. It felt like two

[03:18:48] days ago, it was like a no-brainer lock, and now all of a sudden it's like, it's easy to go

[03:18:55] north, it's hard to go north to an exact city. So we'll see. Anyway, we're gonna maybe go to

[03:19:01] Zou...

[03:19:03] Zoe?

[03:19:04] Zou...

[03:19:05] Zou...

[03:19:05] Zouka?

[03:19:06] Zou...

[03:19:07] Zouja?

[03:19:07] Zou...

[03:19:08] Zouja, I don't know.

[03:19:10] Hi, so we are burning and churning down the 109, almost directly east.

[03:19:15] Sun is like two hour back.

[03:19:16] It is horrendous, horrendous news that we've received.

[03:19:20] Just trying to make a little progress if we can.

[03:19:23] And here's how far it is.

[03:19:26] So, we have two options.

[03:19:29] The first one is 16 kilometers to Zwoio, or 85 to Datong.

[03:19:36] Let's just go to Zwoio and see how we feel.

[03:19:38] Classic.

[03:19:39] Goodness, I'd have better myself.

[03:19:41] I really couldn't have it.

[03:19:42] In case you guys didn't hear it, we made maybe zero fucking

[03:19:44] progress today, but somehow drove all day long.

[03:19:47] So that's pretty awesome.

[03:19:49] Sun sets in like 30, and it'll start to get really cold.

[03:19:52] But if the road is crazy good, maybe we

[03:19:54] can make a lot of progress.

[03:19:56] Just a small little dirt pass.

[03:19:59] It's fine.

[03:20:00] Who's gonna like a little dirt in their fucking road?

[03:20:03] No one can.

[03:20:04] It's a fucking fully dirt road.

[03:20:06] OK.

[03:20:08] All right.

[03:20:08] Oh.

[03:20:09] All right, well, we made it to Zwo-yun.

[03:20:15] Zwo-yun?

[03:20:15] How do you know?

[03:20:17] Because that's a fucking city, brother.

[03:20:20] And there's only two, and it's definitely not Datong.

[03:20:22] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:20:23] Yeah, yeah, yeah, was this close.

[03:20:25] Okay, all right, made it one city over. Welcome to Zwooyun.

[03:20:31] That's a holiday inn.

[03:20:32] No, it was a fucking holiday inn.

[03:20:34] Oh, they perked up when they noticed.

[03:20:36] Too wide, guys.

[03:20:43] It's young, young.

[03:20:45] You can be our judge.

[03:20:47] Y'all, Fei Changbang.

[03:20:49] Definitely has the one way better.

[03:20:51] Fei Changbang.

[03:20:53] Jingwen

[03:20:59] Too much say it bad Jingwen

[03:21:04] Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing just cuz they know me when I'm saying

[03:21:09] Jingwen are you in house for say多少 go need a good that is only

[03:21:15] Oh, they're under 500 now

[03:21:18] for an I know

[03:21:20] 什么路可以祈祷?

[03:21:25] 不可以,摩托车不可以。

[03:21:28] 摩托车可以?

[03:21:31] 可以。什么高速?

[03:21:34] 二广高速。

[03:21:36] 哦,他们可以用高速吗?

[03:21:38] 二广高速。

[03:21:39] 二广高速?

[03:21:40] 二广高速。

[03:21:41] 它就是从广州去到广州去的高速。

[03:21:43] 二广。

[03:21:44] 二广高速。

[03:21:46] OK, OK, 谢谢。

[03:21:47] Bye bye.

[03:21:48] we can take the highway.

[03:21:50] That's what he's saying.

[03:21:51] A couple other people said that.

[03:21:52] We've heard it a few times, like, our highway rule is because they're not allowed.

[03:21:57] But if it's allowed...

[03:21:58] Yeah, they should just take the highway and go fly there.

[03:22:01] I don't think this little fire you're being serious.

[03:22:03] This is what people see?

[03:22:05] Okay, I'll keep reading this.

[03:22:07] This guy.

[03:22:08] This guy comes up to you and he says,

[03:22:10] flow shall go.

[03:22:12] How much under $20 is this?

[03:22:15] Do you cry?

[03:22:16] No, I don't.

[03:22:17] They've been 5 times.

[03:22:18] Michael is surrounded by 8 people.

[03:22:25] Why are you calling him 5?

[03:22:27] Baisa Ponyao.

[03:22:28] I'm Baisa Ponyao.

[03:22:30] Oh, that's great.

[03:22:33] I'm a mega man.

[03:22:35] I'm Chinese.

[03:22:38] They got it.

[03:22:39] They...

[03:22:40] Chen Fei.

[03:22:41] The first foreign tourist we served.

[03:22:47] Oh.

[03:22:48] Oh my god.

[03:22:50] See, we just walking on.

[03:22:55] Oh.

[03:22:56] Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

[03:22:59] So you just eat the family style meal?

[03:23:04] What has happened?

[03:23:05] How did you end up here?

[03:23:07] Oh, amazing.

[03:23:09] Amazing!

[03:23:10] So we were downstairs checking in.

[03:23:11] You better use the camera for these some shots.

[03:23:14] Please, please, this is the best episode yet.

[03:23:18] She brought in a lot of fish.

[03:23:20] And she was like, we don't know if she works there.

[03:23:21] She's wearing a plain clothes.

[03:23:22] Oh, I'm kidding.

[03:23:23] She built the fin every single day.

[03:23:26] Give her a fast forward again.

[03:23:29] And then they ushered us into this room,

[03:23:32] where we're eating food.

[03:23:34] And it seems like they were eating in their guest's

[03:23:39] and then we join them as guests.

[03:23:41] This is like a traditional Chinese dinner.

[03:23:45] People are coming in, going to where we are,

[03:23:47] and they're looking at us crazy.

[03:23:49] Fair enough.

[03:23:51] Fair enough.

[03:23:52] Do you think it's just like staff in here?

[03:23:54] Oh, that would make sense.

[03:23:56] Oh yeah, maybe it's a staff.

[03:23:57] Maybe, but people are looking at us like we're not staff.

[03:24:01] We're not staff.

[03:24:04] We are too.

[03:24:05] Why so wide around?

[03:24:07] I'm just gonna wait for someone's eating to eat.

[03:24:09] Yeah, so you can see how it's an exit key and all.

[03:24:12] We have crashed the Chinese center.

[03:24:14] Oh, how.

[03:24:17] Yeah, look, how are we eating?

[03:24:19] I have a taste.

[03:24:20] Oh, okay, okay, okay.

[03:24:21] I saw egg and tomato, it looks like.

[03:24:24] Okay, this is the specialty.

[03:24:26] Of just this family.

[03:24:27] Yeah.

[03:24:28] It looks like jelly,

[03:24:29] and a little tofu thing for the whole family.

[03:24:32] Mm.

[03:24:33] Mm.

[03:24:34] That's good.

[03:24:35] Little.

[03:24:36] Potatoes.

[03:24:37] Potatoes.

[03:24:38] Potatoes.

[03:24:39] Oh.

[03:24:40] Yummy.

[03:24:41] That would make sense.

[03:24:42] No, I don't understand that.

[03:24:43] Potato jelly?

[03:24:44] This is surely the family.

[03:24:45] That's our dates, brands, and the stuff.

[03:24:46] Oh.

[03:24:47] Oh, noodles.

[03:24:48] Family find the stuff.

[03:24:49] Oh.

[03:24:50] Is that a spicy soup?

[03:24:51] Hell yeah.

[03:24:52] Oh my god.

[03:24:53] That's something that was on the floor.

[03:24:54] Oh my god.

[03:24:55] Looks delicious.

[03:24:56] Where did you learn English?

[03:24:57] I don't know.

[03:24:58] Why do I have to learn English?

[03:24:59] I don't know.

[03:25:00] I don't know.

[03:25:01] I don't know.

[03:25:02] I don't know.

[03:25:03] I don't know.

[03:25:04] Why do you want to learn English?

[03:25:06] Why do you want to learn English?

[03:25:08] I want to test it.

[03:25:10] Test it?

[03:25:12] I'm a lawyer.

[03:25:14] Lawyer!

[03:25:16] Incredible!

[03:25:18] Look at that.

[03:25:20] She played well.

[03:25:22] She played well.

[03:25:24] The fan noodles.

[03:25:26] I got the leg.

[03:25:28] Again, you can try it because I

[03:25:32] I'm afraid that you don't like me.

[03:25:34] Oh.

[03:25:35] Thank you.

[03:25:35] Well, I like it.

[03:25:39] Mm.

[03:25:40] Mm.

[03:25:41] Mm.

[03:25:41] Don't play me.

[03:25:43] That's a good don't play me.

[03:25:44] Good.

[03:25:44] Shibble leg.

[03:25:45] Checking.

[03:25:46] Oh.

[03:25:47] All right.

[03:25:47] That's it.

[03:25:48] That's it.

[03:25:48] All right.

[03:25:49] So much fun.

[03:25:49] I made 20 Congress Park Center survey.

[03:25:51] How do you say, how do you say, but?

[03:25:55] Don't want it, but.

[03:25:57] But?

[03:25:57] Um.

[03:25:58] Except for the special.

[03:26:01] Yes, yeah

[03:26:03] That's shit

[03:26:05] I thought they were literally asking how to say ass

[03:26:09] John Cena

[03:26:19] What are you trying to say?

[03:26:21] Please walk out, walk out, walk out

[03:26:23] Walk out, walk out, walk out

[03:26:25] Breathe, breathe, breathe

[03:26:27] You say hotel, Chinese, hotel, you say hotel, different word, hotel, hotel, hotel,

[03:26:48] 方言普通話酒店左雲話酒店酒店酒店酒店酒店

[03:26:56] Can you say 睡覺睡覺

[03:27:02] Time you can tell 告訴他們睡覺睡覺

[03:27:05] 我想睡覺

[03:27:07] Ah same as 我覺覺睡覺睡覺

[03:27:14] Ah, sleep on dumplings. Sleep on dumplings.

[03:27:18] Yes.

[03:27:19] That's too hard. That's too hard.

[03:27:22] We made a mistake showing her that we crashed a few minutes.

[03:27:27] She might look a bit stiff right after this.

[03:27:30] She's walked in on the story.

[03:27:32] Yeah.

[03:27:34] Deep mistake.

[03:27:35] Deep mistake.

[03:27:37] She's left three guys.

[03:27:39] I think three.

[03:27:41] Okay.

[03:27:42] This is the deck, take it off.

[03:27:44] Ooh, little Dico.

[03:27:47] Dinner done, we crashed the Chinese staff dinner.

[03:27:51] Hold on, come here.

[03:27:59] Uh, do you know?

[03:28:01] 9.4.

[03:28:03] E, R, son, 8-6.

[03:28:05] Wow.

[03:28:06] Oh, 9-2, that's pretty good.

[03:28:08] Wow.

[03:28:09] I expected way higher.

[03:28:11] I mean look, it was great. I'm happy to crash this

[03:28:14] That's the most comfortable. I've been at any need. I mean I'm so far true

[03:28:20] Actually at first I was freaking out, but then I felt very nice and at home

[03:28:24] Yeah, and she spoke awesome English which fucking rules. All right. Well, they have an awesome spot here

[03:28:31] It's actually a beautiful hotel. We kind of lucked out on the holiday end. So we're gonna chill for a bit

[03:28:35] Oh

[03:28:36] And we got a FaceTime lead tonight

[03:28:41] I just understood.

[03:28:43] Hey!

[03:28:45] What's up, bro?

[03:28:47] How are you?

[03:28:49] We are in Zouyun.

[03:28:52] Dat Tong.

[03:28:54] Dat Tong.

[03:28:55] That's right.

[03:28:57] That's right.

[03:28:59] When did you come to America?

[03:29:01] Back in America.

[03:29:03] Saturday.

[03:29:05] Saturday, yeah.

[03:29:07] If I come to America,

[03:29:09] How can I find you?

[03:29:11] We check, we check, we check.

[03:29:13] Oh, you want to see this dog?

[03:29:15] Oh, so cool.

[03:29:17] Yes, I see. Very good.

[03:29:19] Take care of the children.

[03:29:21] Very good, very good.

[03:29:23] I take care of the children.

[03:29:25] I want to do the same like you.

[03:29:27] I want to take care of our country.

[03:29:29] I want to learn from you.

[03:29:31] If you have time,

[03:29:33] I will go to America to find you.

[03:29:35] Okay?

[03:29:37] Oh, thank you. If you have hair for each other, you call me.

[03:29:44] Ah, ah, I'm in Datong.

[03:29:48] Shai Xin province.

[03:29:50] I'm in Erlian hot tub.

[03:29:53] Datong to Erlian hot tub.

[03:29:55] Right.

[03:29:56] There's a moment.

[03:29:57] For 100 155.

[03:30:03] Can go to Ergwang's company.

[03:30:12] Ergwang's company?

[03:30:14] Yes.

[03:30:15] Yes.

[03:30:16] Can.

[03:30:17] Motor car can.

[03:30:19] And in our consciousness, if you don't tell you cannot, the meaning is okay.

[03:30:28] Okay, okay, okay.

[03:30:30] He said even if this thing you can't, it's fine.

[03:30:34] How many days, how many days, how many days?

[03:30:37] 450. Left? For Archen.

[03:30:41] Archen, Archen.

[03:30:43] Archen. Archen.

[03:30:45] Archen.

[03:30:47] I'll see you in five, I guess you're saying that they don't really care.

[03:30:51] Uh, Newtium, Saturday.

[03:30:53] Saturday, come back to America.

[03:30:57] Then you go to America, you contact me.

[03:31:02] You contact America, you send me.

[03:31:07] If I have a girlfriend, I will go to Los Angeles.

[03:31:14] That's so cool!

[03:31:16] That's so cool!

[03:31:18] See?

[03:31:20] Okay, I'm back where in the house.

[03:31:22] I'm very exploding.

[03:31:24] Hello?

[03:31:26] Sorry.

[03:31:28] If they don't tell you no.

[03:31:30] They don't tell you no.

[03:31:32] Look, the galsu rule

[03:31:34] was because no one allowed it.

[03:31:36] I know.

[03:31:38] Brother Lee told me to fucking take the damn galsu.

[03:31:40] Brother Lee said it, I don't tell you no.

[03:31:42] You know they got get on the road. That's what we do we go tomorrow

[03:31:46] And if they don't tell us no, I'm not the one saying to go on the road

[03:31:55] Yeah, that's probably what we're gonna do we're gonna listen to brother Lee big brother Lee said if it ain't broke don't fix it

[03:32:01] We're gonna try to be loving this we're on

[03:32:05] Panic thanks for the six months

[03:32:07] This is an amazing series

[03:32:12] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

[03:32:15] Jamba.

[03:32:16] What the fuck?

[03:32:17] Koi, koi, koi, koi, koi, koi.

[03:32:19] You'll be back greeny, 11 bucks.

[03:32:22] Thank you.

[03:32:23] Look at that.

[03:32:24] You need to draw his head exploding down.

[03:32:26] Thank you.

[03:32:27] Rotoscope, rotoscope.

[03:32:29] You had it day off, didn't you?

[03:32:30] You had it day off, didn't you?

[03:32:32] Rotoscope, my head exploding.

[03:32:34] That was pretty good at it.

[03:32:37] They're still on track!

[03:32:44] We're almost there!

[03:32:49] We're gonna make it for this award.

[03:32:53] Wow, there's an episode.

[03:32:57] Wowee.

[03:32:59] I'm gonna be gone for three days after this. I'm like do I watch my other react things so that they don't pile up?

[03:33:08] Or do I just game? I kind of want to just game. I've been reacting for like three hours

[03:33:13] And I maybe I can just catch up a lot when I'm back

[03:33:18] You meet Canyon video

[03:33:22] Maybe maybe I'll watch this one. I'm back home. Okay. I will be back home

[03:33:27] I should be able to stream on Friday. I think I

[03:33:32] Should be able to stream Friday

[03:33:36] Yeah, should be fine so yeah

[03:33:41] Time to get all

[03:33:46] Guys guys

[03:33:48] No, I will do counter strike. I

[03:33:52] Might do some late-night League. We'll see but I want to play counter strike

[03:33:55] All right, where are my fucking earbuds?

[03:33:59] Let's get this shit going.

[03:34:02] Cases?

[03:34:07] I don't need cases, man.

[03:34:11] I've got the best knife.

[03:34:13] I got the only knife I'll ever need.

[03:34:16] You know, I'm fine.

[03:34:20] I don't need, you have no AK skin.

[03:34:23] Okay fine we'll open some cases.

[03:34:36] Only open glove cases now, bro they're like $20 each!

[03:34:41] No!

[03:34:42] No!

[03:34:43] No!

[03:34:44] Okay I can try again an AK skin perhaps.

[03:34:49] But um, which cases do I want?

[03:34:54] Let me see.

[03:34:57] Um, I could open some more Dreams and Nightmares, actually, let's open them!

[03:35:09] How are the Fracture cases?

[03:35:11] Are those ugly?

[03:35:12] Do they have an AK?

[03:35:15] Legion of Anubis AK.

[03:35:17] I don't know about that one.

[03:35:20] Snakebites case.

[03:35:25] A slate AK.

[03:35:28] Chroma 3 recoil case.

[03:35:32] Danger zone case.

[03:35:37] How do I see the skins?

[03:35:39] AK-47.

[03:35:42] Asshole, can't see the game.

[03:35:43] Yeah, yeah, it's because I'm trying not to leak.

[03:35:46] I mean, it sleeps so many times, who even cares?

[03:35:49] I'm just doing it because I feel like I should.

[03:35:52] Okay, what does this AK look like?

[03:35:53] Ooh, I'm gonna get these cases.

[03:35:55] I'm gonna get the danger zone cases.

[03:35:59] Okay.

[03:36:02] Safe travels to Florida and back home, Emmy.

[03:36:04] Thanks, fire rescue guy, thank you.

[03:36:07] I'm gonna buy 50 of them.

[03:36:10] I'm gonna buy 50.

[03:36:14] Thank you, thank you.

[03:36:15] Yeah, honestly, I don't really want to take time off streaming right now.

[03:36:20] But at least if I if I am going to be hanging out with as fan and going to Florida.

[03:36:26] It's not so bad, you know, I got 50 cases.

[03:36:32] Let me buy some of these keys.

[03:36:36] 20 keys. How's the volume?

[03:36:38] I feel like it's kind of low key.

[03:36:40] All right, okay, let's try to get, uh, oh fuck it's a red, I just, I guess it's usually

[03:36:51] a red or a pink, huh?

[03:36:53] For the AK Skins.

[03:36:57] Oh brother.

[03:37:00] Yo, Cartot Badger, thank you for the five gifts and thank you, Shisha!

[03:37:06] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[03:37:08] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, Mr. Badger, sir.

[03:37:14] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[03:37:20] So fuckin' basic.

[03:37:26] Does Jacksonville Road trade-ups work?

[03:37:27] What do you mean, like how to do it?

[03:37:29] I've done it before.

[03:37:30] I traded up and I got gloves before.

[03:37:33] Or is there some more deep mechanic

[03:37:36] fourth that I don't know about.

[03:37:45] I'm not getting shit right now.

[03:37:50] It's deep.

[03:37:51] Okay, I will explain it to me then.

[03:37:59] I mean...

[03:38:02] I mean...

[03:38:05] You can't trade up the best drops of cases

[03:38:09] People have map what trades me. Oh, so it does depend what you trade

[03:38:15] Is what you're trying to say. I got a stat track

[03:38:18] Glock I guess

[03:38:28] Yeah

[03:38:30] Oh.

[03:38:33] Poiple?

[03:38:33] A poiple?

[03:38:35] And you see that red, though?

[03:38:37] Or even the gold?

[03:38:39] I would not complain about that.

[03:38:47] You know?

[03:38:52] I would not complain.

[03:39:00] I would prefer skins that kind of stand out, you know, but these ones aren't bad looking

[03:39:17] or anything.

[03:39:18] I don't hate the design, it's not bad, it's not bad, it's not bad.

[03:39:22] Oh, this is not nice.

[03:39:24] I kinda like this.

[03:39:27] I think I can't, whatever, I'll just press my loadout later.

[03:39:33] I've already done a ton of dreams and nightmares cases.

[03:39:37] My bit rate guy in the club.

[03:39:39] Can you hear me?

[03:39:41] Hello?

[03:39:43] Is anyone there?

[03:39:45] Hello?

[03:39:47] My god

[03:39:52] Oh

[03:39:56] Okay, I just pulled a really cool looking a p250 guys

[03:40:06] Hello that was pretty good. Are you good? No I need help

[03:40:17] Fucking fucking fucking I don't remember my fucking fucking ISP's name anymore

[03:40:31] Oh spectrum fuck you spectrum get your shit together. I pay way too much for this

[03:40:38] It's gotta be spectrum like how'd you know?

[03:40:42] How'd you know

[03:40:47] The blue is for days.

[03:41:01] Which is supposed to be slightly more reliable, but it's just not.

[03:41:12] Hello?

[03:41:13] Oh, hello.

[03:41:14] Oh, hello.

[03:41:15] It's time for the kind of El Miquipo.

[03:41:18] It's time for the kind of El Miquipo.

[03:41:21] Car top badger thing for the best.

[03:41:23] What is that?

[03:41:24] The shadow realm.

[03:41:26] The gambling shadow realm.

[03:41:28] I gotta buy more keys in a second.

[03:41:31] Oh, goodness gracious.

[03:41:37] Keep calling the same point.

[03:41:39] Okay, I gotta get more keys.

[03:41:44] I have 380 bucks in my steam wallets.

[03:41:51] Alright, here we go.

[03:41:55] Wow, Atachi!

[03:41:56] Thank you for the 10!

[03:41:58] Thank you, Atachi!

[03:42:00] Oh shit, hype train.

[03:42:02] Thank you guys so much.

[03:42:04] Thanks, Atachi.

[03:42:06] Much appreciated.

[03:42:08] Thank you.

[03:42:09] Yeah, I got 10 gifts in.

[03:42:12] I love getting time to just say thank you.

[03:42:15] Oh shit!

[03:42:16] Oh wait, this is way better than the other op that I have.

[03:42:19] Like there's two ladies on it too.

[03:42:22] Feel tested?

[03:42:23] Okay, I mean, it's pretty.

[03:42:25] I like it.

[03:42:28] I mean, I don't even really use the op.

[03:42:29] Okay, I'm not gonna lie.

[03:42:32] I feel a little bit intimidated by the op.

[03:42:36] I'm scared to use it, but when I watch other people

[03:42:39] use it, I feel like it doesn't look that hard to use

[03:42:40] And I was like, oh, I don't do that.

[03:42:44] I just stick to the AK, you know?

[03:42:46] Why you should?

[03:42:47] Yeah, I should learn how to do it.

[03:42:49] I keep getting really nice off skins too, you know?

[03:42:56] So, if you're off, dude, nice, nice.

[03:43:00] It's easier than the AK.

[03:43:02] I have noticed it seems like the hitbox

[03:43:05] is really big with it, right?

[03:43:08] Normal gameplay is harder than sniping, really?

[03:43:10] I don't know. It's just so intimidating to me. Okay, I'll try to try it out today. I'll try to try it out today

[03:43:17] Oh, my bitrate!

[03:43:28] I suppose I may have been a little bit uh a little bit zealous today when I took the bitrate to 7k. That was a little bit greedy of me

[03:43:36] I guess

[03:43:40] For the opiest click on people

[03:43:47] Born-to-clutch press this six seven six nine

[03:43:53] This is probably go old-ass skin what what?

[03:44:00] What did they predict six seven what is this or is this new?

[03:44:05] Equip it.

[03:44:10] I don't even know how to use this gun.

[03:44:15] The silence USB pistol.

[03:44:19] Why is there no equip button?

[03:44:30] I predict a poypul...fuck.

[03:44:45] You gotta clip it in the lowdown instead of your first pistol.

[03:44:53] Oh, I didn't know that.

[03:44:58] I always wondered how people had that gun.

[03:45:01] And I was like, I don't even see this in the shop.

[03:45:04] I did not know that.

[03:45:07] Okay, good to know, good to know.

[03:45:10] Now I know.

[03:45:12] I know now.

[03:45:15] Oh wait, I have more cases.

[03:45:19] I didn't even know I had,

[03:45:20] I guess those are the leftover ones

[03:45:21] from when I opened the knife

[03:45:22] I was in discord with Sina, I guess

[03:45:27] Okay, I have more dreams than nightmares. I think I need to buy keys for them though

[03:45:34] No, I misclicked

[03:45:42] Give me this shit

[03:45:44] Fuck.

[03:45:50] They've got AK skins.

[03:45:51] The cats are going to starve!

[03:45:54] Well, they can just eat.

[03:45:55] They can eat the op skins.

[03:45:58] They're nutritious.

[03:46:01] They can eat all the blues.

[03:46:10] Yeah.

[03:46:12] Oops.

[03:46:14] Senator is going to wake up without toe or I'm gonna wake up without toes

[03:46:27] Lots of that eat my toes off in revenge

[03:46:30] Let's keep going with the same guns.

[03:46:39] Same five guns!

[03:46:42] Same five fucking guns!

[03:46:44] Same five!

[03:46:45] Oh wait, this is another thing.

[03:46:46] Oh, it's a stat trick.

[03:46:49] Kind of cute.

[03:46:50] I guess.

[03:46:51] I guess

[03:47:01] Same five guns

[03:47:07] You have to kill with the gun though well you think you think I don't know that you think I won't get any kills with it

[03:47:14] Same five guns. Okay, do I

[03:47:16] She needs for these, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19.

[03:47:25] How many more of these?

[03:47:29] Did I miscount?

[03:47:33] I don't really have 19.

[03:47:46] Can't see the game it's in I'm buying skins you fucking

[03:48:03] Say it you guys don't deserve that today you don't deserve it

[03:48:16] I'm getting shit.

[03:48:23] I'm not getting shit.

[03:48:34] Mid rounds, cases are the most based.

[03:48:37] Okay, well you guys are going to have to show me how to open them, one, two, so I should

[03:48:43] have ten left here.

[03:48:44] I have 10. Okay, let me buy these.

[03:48:54] Oh my god, my fucking bitrate is atrocious!

[03:48:59] Oh my fucking god. Holy shit.

[03:49:05] Okay, well show me how to open them when I'm in game.

[03:49:10] Amazing bitrate. Looks so fucking good, bro.

[03:49:14] So professional streamer. What am I supposed to do about bad bit rate? Dude, that's not my fault

[03:49:21] It's not my fault man

[03:49:23] Load it. Oh shit. You're right. All right, all right

[03:49:27] starting pistol

[03:49:30] Okay, um

[03:49:33] Stat track I'm gonna take this one other pistols pick 25

[03:49:39] 7 I

[03:49:41] Don't have a deagle skin

[03:49:44] I have that.

[03:49:46] Um.

[03:49:52] Um.

[03:49:54] Um.

[03:49:56] Um.

[03:49:58] Um.

[03:50:00] Um.

[03:50:02] Um.

[03:50:04] Um.

[03:50:06] Um.

[03:50:08] Um.

[03:50:10] Um.

[03:50:12] And

[03:50:15] Quip all this shit

[03:50:29] I don't have a case can still

[03:50:36] Yeah, you ensue, thank you for the nine months

[03:50:38] No AK skin can I open them while I'm in queue I can do let's fucking go I

[03:50:50] should have been doing this the whole time or it doesn't take me out of queue

[03:50:53] I don't see you anymore

[03:50:56] Oh, no, I'm still in here.

[03:51:03] Damn.

[03:51:04] Okay, give me something good.

[03:51:14] Come on, Gaben.

[03:51:18] Come on.

[03:51:21] I deserve something good.

[03:51:23] I haven't hit in a while, like 40 cases.

[03:51:29] Come on, that's so many.

[03:51:34] Please, brother, please.

[03:51:37] Please, brother.

[03:51:40] I got to see you like that.

[03:51:44] Ah, it's a bloke.

[03:51:50] I need to order dinner.

[03:51:52] What should I get today?

[03:51:53] So many options.

[03:51:55] What's it say?

[03:51:55] Monday?

[03:51:57] It's Monday.

[03:51:59] I think I get Chinese food, Italian pasta, soup, pizza.

[03:52:10] I don't know if I feel like having pizza today.

[03:52:15] Easter dinner?

[03:52:17] Easter is over, man.

[03:52:20] Something good like a third knife.

[03:52:22] I could order a third knife.

[03:52:24] I don't know where he eats, but.

[03:52:31] Oh shit, wait, wait, wait.

[03:52:32] I gotta start.

[03:52:33] Okay, we're going to be?

[03:52:35] Come on, come on, let's go.

[03:52:40] We got the bomb.

[03:52:41] Our bomb guy's in.

[03:52:42] Okay, come on, guys.

[03:52:44] We got to play the game.

[03:52:50] My first kill for my new stat track pistol.

[03:52:54] So cool.

[03:52:55] Uh-oh.

[03:52:59] I'm scared.

[03:53:01] Play it that shit.

[03:53:04] Play it that shit.

[03:53:06] Play it that shit.

[03:53:08] Play it that shit.

[03:53:10] I am watching that.

[03:53:11] Ah!

[03:53:12] I got him.

[03:53:14] Another kill for my stat track pistol.

[03:53:17] Oh, he's got a deagle.

[03:53:18] Is this better?

[03:53:20] Oh my god, it's sick.

[03:53:22] What you got over here?

[03:53:23] I don't want that.

[03:53:25] I don't want that.

[03:53:33] I am not going to full buy, I think.

[03:53:38] I feel like whenever I do that, I just end up

[03:53:40] ruining everything for everyone.

[03:53:48] Oh, there's two people B.

[03:53:49] They're seeing

[03:53:53] Pissing me off

[03:54:01] Scared

[03:54:06] Push that shit

[03:54:11] How do I open cases how do I open cases?

[03:54:14] I didn't think he was going to be there if I killed two.

[03:54:22] I'm so mad.

[03:54:26] He called out.

[03:54:33] I didn't even hear.

[03:54:35] Fuck my chunk.

[03:54:39] Well, at least I didn't full buy, right?

[03:54:51] You Mr. Cody T, thanks for the six months.

[03:54:54] Hello?

[03:54:55] Hi.

[03:54:56] I'm on to go.

[03:54:57] I'm on to go.

[03:55:04] Peek!

[03:55:05] Peek!

[03:55:06] Hold on!

[03:55:13] I'm getting a little bit better, I feel like.

[03:55:39] So when I was playing yesterday, uh, off stream, I didn't play for very long, like 30 minutes,

[03:55:44] but I learned you guys were right that crouching is fucking broken.

[03:55:47] I'm just gonna wait, I'm just gonna wait, I'm just gonna wait.

[03:55:50] Just like a little rat, like a little rat.

[03:55:54] Push us.

[03:55:57] Push us.

[03:55:59] I'm scared, we have to wave, don't we?

[03:56:03] Ow.

[03:56:04] I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.

[03:56:06] I think I'm gonna die so dead, I think.

[03:56:08] Oh, oh, oh, oh!

[03:56:11] The bomb was sticking down.

[03:56:13] Ow.

[03:56:15] Oh, no.

[03:56:17] Oh, the circle is the circle around me on the map?

[03:56:19] The bomb range?

[03:56:23] Yo, Shawn, thank you for one year.

[03:56:25] Welcome back.

[03:56:29] Can I just keep the gun that I have for now?

[03:56:34] and just become rich.

[03:56:37] No, it's noise range.

[03:56:39] Really, that's huge.

[03:56:42] I didn't know that.

[03:56:43] You know, Johnny gifted us up

[03:56:44] the most valuable pickles.

[03:56:46] Yes, yeah.

[03:56:47] I'm scared.

[03:56:49] Oh, shit.

[03:56:53] Like two cross.

[03:56:54] Two cross, what, where's cross?

[03:56:57] Nice.

[03:56:59] Oh, guys lags like crazy.

[03:57:01] Oh

[03:57:10] I'm scared

[03:57:19] No, okay. Well, I think it was just me it was kind of cooked

[03:57:24] I need to use my- I- bro, I always forget to use my utility still.

[03:57:31] Do- do- do I need to be this time? Perhaps?

[03:57:35] Maybe don't crab walk?

[03:57:39] I was like, guys, I learned crouching is so broken, now I just crouch everywhere I go.

[03:57:45] I learned so much in my time off.

[03:57:49] Are you proud of me although I will also flash bang

[03:57:57] I don't I flash my teammate. Don't worry. I won't

[03:58:09] What a disaster I

[03:58:16] Feel personally responsible

[03:58:19] the bomb the bomb the bomb the bomb

[03:58:25] I'm so scared protect me please

[03:58:37] I'm so sorry I suck

[03:58:43] get him please please

[03:58:45] Please.

[03:58:45] Oh, god.

[03:58:46] Oh, god.

[03:58:48] Oh, god.

[03:58:54] I have 10 kills, though.

[03:59:06] If it weren't for me, I would just plant that shit.

[03:59:09] I would just plant that.

[03:59:10] Or I'd pretend to plant that shit.

[03:59:12] Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[03:59:14] I'm wearing food dude. I deserve to order food. I'm getting

[03:59:33] So hard to decide

[03:59:36] Normally, I know exactly what I want, but I'm having a girl moment today. I don't know what I want

[03:59:44] I'm gonna buy you smokes.

[03:59:51] Don't die!

[03:59:53] I believe in you!

[03:59:56] Oh my god, two guys died mid.

[04:00:00] Push that, they won't expect it.

[04:00:07] I'm ordering food.

[04:00:11] He was moving like crazy, I didn't expect that.

[04:00:14] I'm ordering pasta.

[04:00:22] I don't know what to say for myself.

[04:00:26] Okay guys, listen up, shrimp scammy chicken farm.

[04:00:31] Rigatoni.

[04:00:34] Alfredo.

[04:00:37] They sell a whole gallon of lemonade.

[04:00:41] They got shrimp Alfredo vodka rigatoni

[04:00:53] I'm just gonna be basic and get shrimp Alfredo

[04:01:11] Hello cookie!

[04:01:18] Dumbass bitch!

[04:01:25] Dumbass bitch!

[04:01:27] There's no one in the corner.

[04:01:29] Alright, I'm gonna take the spot I guess.

[04:01:32] Bomb has been planted.

[04:01:42] There's just one guy left. Okay, he killed him mid

[04:01:49] Kind of feel like he might just give up or maybe he comes down the hallway

[04:01:56] Sick

[04:01:59] Any guns and guns

[04:02:03] Okay, I will use my flash this time big buck. Thank you for the 14 months. Welcome back

[04:02:11] Thank you very much

[04:02:25] I said someone over here

[04:02:27] Get flashed, idiot!

[04:02:39] I think there's three people out there.

[04:02:41] Um, let's leave.

[04:02:43] Come on.

[04:02:44] Come on, blue.

[04:02:45] Let's go this way.

[04:02:47] Oh no.

[04:02:49] Okay, there's someone behind us.

[04:02:53] Don't like that.

[04:02:55] I'm scared for my blue belt.

[04:02:59] Oh, shit.

[04:03:02] Aw, man.

[04:03:05] Chicken Alfredo.

[04:03:08] I'm getting a regular portion of shrimp Alfredo.

[04:03:18] Sides.

[04:03:20] I can get Caesar salad, mashed potatoes, broccoli,

[04:03:24] Asparagus

[04:03:37] I'm gonna get some broccoli. Yeah, I'll get some vegetables. I can be responsible

[04:03:49] Oh, yeah

[04:03:54] I thought we had that for sure.

[04:03:59] Well, shit.

[04:04:01] Yo, it's Houdini's, thank you for the six months.

[04:04:07] I'm going A.

[04:04:08] Now it's the dark.

[04:04:11] Carissa Jean, thanks for three months.

[04:04:14] Straight cross to B.

[04:04:16] Cross to B, what does that mean?

[04:04:19] Don't die, brother man.

[04:04:38] I am flowing.

[04:04:39] Oh my god.

[04:04:42] Oh my god!

[04:04:48] That was fine, true.

[04:04:54] Let's see that gold, baby!

[04:05:00] Damn!

[04:05:12] Damn.

[04:05:22] Oh.

[04:05:22] Ah.

[04:05:25] Almost the pain.

[04:05:28] Sorry, sorry guys.

[04:05:30] He lost.

[04:05:34] Damn.

[04:05:36] Bunch of dog shit.

[04:05:37] Okay, I'm walking in I'm going down mid

[04:05:48] I have a plan watch me act out this plan

[04:06:07] I don't even know what to say that was fucking horrible Wow Wow you're not real but fun thank

[04:06:27] Thank you for the gifted sub.

[04:06:32] So he's got this, I believe.

[04:06:57] I mean, I'd rather have a cool knife than cool gloves.

[04:07:21] I think there's one more guy.

[04:07:45] TT with all

[04:08:02] Fuck I suck man, holy shit. I showed his head

[04:08:08] Don't be so cocked on both sides of him

[04:08:10] Wait, I didn't finish planting?

[04:08:17] I don't know what to say.

[04:08:28] They'll never expect the b-rush guys. They'll never expect the b-rush.

[04:08:41] You we taught you get to the sub to shit aim. Thank you

[04:09:41] Well that was sick, you saw the vision right?

[04:09:47] What happened?

[04:09:52] Things were going so good.

[04:09:55] Oh no, that was so close.

[04:10:01] It's a warm up game guys, forever fire thing for the 4 months tier 3.

[04:10:08] Incredible

[04:10:13] All right guys it's time to get serious

[04:10:20] I'm going to a

[04:10:24] Unless everyone goes a and then I will not

[04:10:28] Because it seems like that happens a lot

[04:10:38] I

[04:11:00] Must have hit him right

[04:11:08] This is so sad.

[04:11:12] You're shooting too fast?

[04:11:14] Is that a thing?

[04:11:17] Let's go.

[04:11:21] Yeah, shoot slow.

[04:11:24] OK.

[04:11:25] We're near.

[04:11:29] I think I understand.

[04:11:32] Are you pushing?

[04:11:38] I'm just gonna walk all the way to B.

[04:11:57] I think I think I was doing so well at the beginning I got a little bit overconfident that I forgot how to play

[04:12:10] You know

[04:12:12] Pearl boy, thanks for 23 months.

[04:12:22] Paul does.

[04:12:24] Yes.

[04:12:26] I am camping.

[04:12:39] Oh, he got me good, man.

[04:12:46] He got me good.

[04:12:51] I'm scared.

[04:12:55] Oh, he got me good, man.

[04:13:01] He got me good.

[04:13:06] oh he got me good man he got me good well we won we won it's okay and they

[04:13:14] killed two that's fine I guess

[04:13:23] and smoke

[04:13:26] Yo, Helgrim Pagan, thank you for the two gifts, Ted.

[04:13:39] Thank you so much.

[04:13:40] They're so...

[04:13:41] That's like the mid kind of...

[04:13:42] Oh, okay.

[04:13:43] Cat.

[04:13:44] Oh, okay, cat.

[04:13:54] Oh, I'm so fucking bad, dude.

[04:14:04] I'm so bad.

[04:14:15] This is throwing a grenade.

[04:14:17] That's the ugliest gun skin I've ever seen.

[04:14:37] It's a nice try.

[04:14:41] It takes for three months!

[04:14:47] Well, shit.

[04:14:55] Do you think they go B again now, or A again now?

[04:15:11] I'm not seeing anything, I think it's bees.

[04:15:40] I should not have won that

[04:15:43] I don't really know where to go now. I think I'm just gonna try to stay alive

[04:15:47] For numbers for later. Actually, I'm gonna push this

[04:15:53] Oh, they plant one A

[04:15:56] I think he's alone

[04:16:10] I'm so scared.

[04:16:26] No!

[04:16:28] Oh, he showed up at just the perfect time.

[04:16:39] up the diffuse. No kids, Saj. We lost something in the bee. I'm scared, I'm scared. We're

[04:17:08] I'll say

[04:17:38] I feel like they're going to come behind.

[04:17:48] Oh my god, don't block me please, I don't want to shoot you.

[04:18:05] I move, you think, because I know where I'm at.

[04:18:07] There's three of them.

[04:18:08] I thought they're going to come behind.

[04:18:10] I'm scared.

[04:18:14] Oh, nice, nice, nice, nice.

[04:18:20] Crab walk.

[04:18:24] This is so good.

[04:18:25] Oh, what, GG.

[04:18:29] I mean, I'm getting more kills than before.

[04:18:35] I think I am getting better.

[04:18:39] Damn!

[04:18:43] Alright, queue up again.

[04:18:47] My food is getting picked up.

[04:18:51] How close? Why? 86% still.

[04:18:55] Why does it take so long, dude?

[04:18:59] Where's the play?

[04:19:03] If I play better, I'll get more experience, right?

[04:19:32] beautiful blue. Less rounds, less XP. I see. I understand.

[04:19:48] Oh, did he get accepted?

[04:19:53] XG depends only on rounds you win.

[04:19:59] Gotta win more rounds.

[04:20:06] Mirage!

[04:20:08] I actually kind of like Mirage.

[04:20:17] Come on, I'm gonna accept this shit.

[04:20:21] Get us into game.

[04:20:24] OK, bye-bye-bye.

[04:20:33] She's gonna pull a third knife by the time for Mira locks.

[04:20:37] I feel like that'd still be a pretty good lock, right?

[04:20:42] I don't know.

[04:20:43] What the hell was that?

[04:20:50] That was fucked up.

[04:20:55] I'm not doing the night vision right now.

[04:21:06] I

[04:21:08] Don't even watching it right now

[04:21:17] I'll do it after this fan

[04:21:19] Let's roll.

[04:21:31] Okay, I got Steve B's BB Shop Crispy Moist and Covert Lion.

[04:21:45] Alright, Montserralla's on the enemy team!

[04:21:49] Uh oh.

[04:21:51] It's my cat.

[04:21:54] I hope Ruby is okay.

[04:21:56] I'm sure she's fine.

[04:21:59] I'm sure she is okay.

[04:22:01] Where are you going?

[04:22:03] Mid to cat?

[04:22:05] Mid to cat.

[04:22:07] Where's cat on this map?

[04:22:08] Is it between mid and A?

[04:22:11] I would take the bomb, I would carry this responsibility.

[04:22:23] Oh this is cat, okay.

[04:22:28] W, W, W.

[04:22:33] Oh

[04:22:40] That was fucking horrible

[04:22:47] It's okay

[04:22:55] People all do better

[04:22:57] maybe one of us should have gone uh the normal way to be

[04:23:05] maybe i'll try

[04:23:07] i don't have any, i'll have a test test

[04:23:09] oh, what did i say?

[04:23:11] in the big two six? i got a headset bro

[04:23:15] oh, nice to meet you bruh

[04:23:17] yeah bro, what's your name?

[04:23:19] go over to lion

[04:23:21] can't you fucking read?

[04:23:23] What the fuck?

[04:23:25] You don't need to go deeper.

[04:23:27] Easy.

[04:23:29] Easy.

[04:23:31] Come on, dude.

[04:23:33] What the fuck, Jack?

[04:23:35] No.

[04:23:37] Yo, boys, this nigga's lying.

[04:23:39] Yo boys this niggas live.

[04:23:46] Boys if we could stay alive that'd be really cool.

[04:24:01] I'm 22 damage dude this is so sick.

[04:24:04] Alright man.

[04:24:06] You all want to go be again or what?

[04:24:11] Yep.

[04:24:12] How about smoke or connect?

[04:24:14] Let's go, let's go!

[04:24:16] What is connect?

[04:24:26] Connect the window in the middle?

[04:24:29] That failed, not bad.

[04:24:36] This is fun, okay, excuse me.

[04:24:43] Wow, this is a disaster.

[04:24:48] Oh, God.

[04:24:53] Sorry, boys, I'm ordering to meet up, so long.

[04:25:02] I didn't I did not see him at all

[04:25:25] Guys remember I need to win rounds to get experience so important

[04:25:32] Oh my god it's so amazing.

[04:25:44] Oh my god, it's so amazing.

[04:26:09] What?

[04:26:11] Someone's coming around the back.

[04:26:14] Watch your back. Egg.

[04:26:19] This is horrible.

[04:26:26] It's my 28th birthday today. What the hell happened?

[04:26:28] I feel so lucky, lucky. Wish you that in CS2...

[04:26:32] Happy birthday, Zira. Thank you. I need it.

[04:26:34] Dude, I don't know what the... This is so embarrassing.

[04:26:38] I'm gonna switch it up

[04:26:46] No one grabbed the bomb, okay yellow

[04:26:52] This gameplay on their birthday, I know I feel so bad how embarrassing

[04:27:01] That was an arse smoke

[04:27:08] So yellow's mid.

[04:27:11] There's a lot of these so just go ahead.

[04:27:13] I thought there was someone on top.

[04:27:21] Alright, let's get him off.

[04:27:22] Let's get him.

[04:27:33] Once again.

[04:27:38] What do we want?

[04:27:40] Holy shit!

[04:27:46] Oh, good grief.

[04:27:48] Yo, Gale Tempest, thank you for the four months!

[04:27:54] That is huge.

[04:27:56] Maybe we found our point.

[04:27:58] Maybe we just go up on B.

[04:28:04] Okay, it looks like they're going B again.

[04:28:08] I think that there's one more person here.

[04:28:28] Holy shit, I did not deserve that bro.

[04:28:29] What the fuck was that?

[04:28:31] Careful.

[04:28:32] I think I hit him at least.

[04:28:38] I think there was someone to my left too.

[04:28:41] OK, there's just one more left for them to kill.

[04:28:49] What's going on, man?

[04:28:54] Let him to that shit.

[04:28:56] I don't think he can.

[04:29:00] Oh.

[04:29:01] The load's right.

[04:29:02] Ah!

[04:29:03] Ah!

[04:29:04] Ah!

[04:29:04] Oh my god, get over here!

[04:29:08] Oh my god, that was insane.

[04:29:18] I'm just gonna keep going A.

[04:29:20] Seems like it's going better.

[04:29:24] Move away, move away!

[04:29:25] Oh, excuse me.

[04:29:27] Boy, I forgot the shit.

[04:29:32] I worked thanks for seven months!

[04:29:35] They were in front of me!

[04:29:37] It's okay, it's a trade, I guess.

[04:29:39] I stopped shooting because I was like,

[04:29:41] I don't wanna kill my team.

[04:29:43] Whatever, it's okay.

[04:29:51] Woo!

[04:29:53] Woo!

[04:29:55] plant that shit plant that where are you going oh yeah let's go team let's go

[04:30:12] covert lion who's carrying us with double anyone's damage jays us Christ

[04:30:25] Oh shit I'm sorry.

[04:30:30] Yeah I feel like we just keep going A, why not?

[04:30:34] Keeps working.

[04:30:37] I'm scared.

[04:30:40] I'm scared.

[04:30:52] Oh gosh smoke!

[04:30:54] I

[04:30:57] Don't think that's worth anything, but I'm hoping I

[04:31:03] Have the bomb I swear am I going I'm blending I'm blending I'm scared

[04:31:13] I got carried once again

[04:31:16] I will at least donate it to my to wait wait guys should I try my first time?

[04:31:21] I'm hopping.

[04:31:23] Uh-oh, Spaghetti-Os.

[04:31:25] I'm fucking horrible.

[04:31:28] I've never hopped in my life.

[04:31:36] I'm scared.

[04:31:40] Looks like they're going and over.

[04:31:42] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[04:31:47] I'm so scared.

[04:31:51] He was just standing there on the shotgun.

[04:32:13] Oh no.

[04:32:15] Oh.

[04:32:17] Oh.

[04:32:19] Oh.

[04:32:21] Oh.

[04:32:23] Oh.

[04:32:25] Did he leave?

[04:32:27] Oh, nice.

[04:32:29] I don't know who's A, but I'm sure he's following that one.

[04:32:37] He has shotgun.

[04:32:39] I'll kill you if you don't follow.

[04:32:41] I got my one-off kill, I'm never offing again.

[04:33:04] You will never see it ever again.

[04:33:06] I'm done with that.

[04:33:22] Watch this.

[04:33:36] I'm so scared right now I need a scratcher, it's so bad.

[04:33:53] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

[04:33:59] Damn.

[04:34:01] Damn.

[04:34:03] Damn.

[04:34:05] Damn.

[04:34:07] Damn.

[04:34:09] What kind of mods killed you?

[04:34:11] What kind of mods, Saroha?

[04:34:13] Little rat.

[04:34:24] Yo, blue, can I get a drop?

[04:34:27] Ah, you're good, pal.

[04:34:28] Hahahaha!

[04:34:31] Hell yeah!

[04:34:53] Oh

[04:35:11] My goodness

[04:35:23] I don't know, man.

[04:35:47] Not the worst try.

[04:36:08] I

[04:36:20] Think we ever won be real. Let's just go

[04:36:38] Uh oh, he got hit.

[04:36:45] I'm throwing the flashback.

[04:36:49] Can't see shit.

[04:36:53] Where am I?

[04:37:00] I

[04:37:18] Don't know if you saw the one

[04:37:28] Shit

[04:37:30] Shit. That's jungle not mid. Uh, which parts jungle the part between mid and, and A?

[04:37:47] We're all A. Yo, what's graven thinking for the five gifted?

[04:38:01] Thank you.

[04:38:03] Thank you.

[04:38:04] The window.

[04:38:05] Oh, juggles the window in mid.

[04:38:06] Okay, okay.

[04:38:07] I understand.

[04:38:08] I understand.

[04:38:09] I think that they're B, guys.

[04:38:10] I think that they're not here.

[04:38:11] I think that we're not here.

[04:38:26] They got shit on!

[04:38:41] This is my B spot.

[04:38:52] This is my B-spot.

[04:38:59] Of course they're going A.

[04:39:08] So do I still shoot too fast?

[04:39:21] I see how he's like kind of clicking a little bit slower

[04:39:51] sounds like they're mad at me already a guy down

[04:40:14] down to what double you know I didn't do shit yeah I'm not doing shit your haze

[04:40:32] Hayes, red, our R2D2, Hayes R2D2,

[04:40:35] thank you for the two months.

[04:40:39] Oh, they have a DC, oh.

[04:40:44] We won because they have a DC.

[04:40:54] Where's my food?

[04:40:56] Oh, five minutes.

[04:40:59] Hell yeah, brother.

[04:41:00] Hell yeah, brother.

[04:41:03] I got my shrimp alfredo and my broccoli with garlic.

[04:41:09] Very exciting.

[04:41:10] Is this comp?

[04:41:11] Yeah, but it's not premiere.

[04:41:12] I'm not high enough level to play premiere yet, so I'm trying to play some ranked games.

[04:41:18] What the fuck was that?

[04:41:21] I heard an airplane.

[04:41:24] One case equals plus 10 aim.

[04:41:26] I always buy kit if possible. Yeah, I keep forgetting about it. Yeah, I'm always just thinking about my econ. I'm like, oh, yeah, this is good. This is great.

[04:41:44] I'll buy it more. Damn.

[04:41:52] Two cases left.

[04:42:16] And I'm out.

[04:42:19] This is so sad.

[04:42:21] This is so s- WAIT THEY FOUND MY STREAM!

[04:42:25] Monster all said chat, she can't aim, 3 minute ads is crazy.

[04:42:29] I will confess, I did turn up the ads recently.

[04:42:33] I am sorry, I am greedy.

[04:42:39] Oh wait, that's not all chat, how do you all chat in this game?

[04:42:43] I don't know how to all chat.

[04:42:46] I typed it to my team.

[04:42:48] Oh no, this guy's evil.

[04:42:50] There's an evil guy in this room.

[04:42:52] Why?

[04:42:54] I don't remember that.

[04:43:10] Holy shit! What a clean up!

[04:43:12] Holy shit! I wasn't in there!

[04:43:16] W doing nothing?

[04:43:29] I am trying my best, brother.

[04:43:34] Do you guys think I can get to gold rank one day if I really try my best?

[04:43:44] I feel like they're going to go A. Oh, there's some people A.

[04:43:54] Alright, I hear someone.

[04:43:58] What? I'm losing the bombs.

[04:44:04] I mean, trains might.

[04:44:07] Bitch.

[04:44:09] It's mozzarella!

[04:44:11] I bet you're listening right now, aren't you? My cat is named Motseril!

[04:44:14] So, every time you killed me, I was like, bro, my fucking cat got me, dude.

[04:44:20] So annoying.

[04:44:31] I'm just gonna sit in my ass right here.

[04:44:34] And only got Fat Yoshi.

[04:44:36] I'm gonna cover my map just out of respect for my team

[04:45:06] Just out of respect, you know

[04:45:09] I've been flamed by so many junglers and league and it's like bro like you're not

[04:45:15] The ghosting is gonna matter dude

[04:45:28] My nose is way too itchy to be playing a game like this today

[04:45:36] Oh my goodness.

[04:45:43] There's such a line up there too.

[04:45:47] I want to try it.

[04:45:52] I'm gonna try it.

[04:45:58] Shit is on egg.

[04:46:00] Yo, your GF is ugly.

[04:46:02] Are they talking to me?

[04:46:06] Which girlfriend are they talking about?

[04:46:08] Or maybe I'm the ugly one?

[04:46:15] I don't know if that was going to be again.

[04:46:25] I know that, maybe they weren't even talking to me.

[04:46:29] Maybe I'm just bull myself.

[04:46:35] I feel like I heard someone.

[04:46:45] Bro, I'm not even there again. Bro, I'm so fucking useless.

[04:46:49] I

[04:46:58] Have a kid oh, I know I don't

[04:47:07] Got me and we are love

[04:47:10] What the fuck is that visa? Thanks for the 18 months.

[04:47:19] This is the worst game I've had in a while.

[04:47:25] Bro, if I was playing slightly better, it's so free.

[04:47:29] Like I'm actually the anchor.

[04:47:31] This is so sad.

[04:47:32] I don't want to do this sound.

[04:47:39] He just looks like a fanny pack on the ground if your teammate dropped one.

[04:47:44] Yeah, I don't think I've ever even noticed one of those.

[04:47:49] I'm scared right now.

[04:48:11] Oh my god, there's at least

[04:48:21] I feel like I'm gonna flanked

[04:48:25] This can we

[04:48:33] We want let's fucking go any AKs any AKs I'll take that. Thank you

[04:48:38] The fuse kit yes, sir. Yes, sir. Damn. We're rich. We are up

[04:49:08] On my way

[04:49:38] Bro, I can't see shit.

[04:49:45] I have a kit!

[04:49:50] I bought the kit!

[04:49:51] I bought the kit!

[04:49:52] Are you guys proud of me?

[04:49:57] I remember to buy it this time.

[04:49:59] I'm not a fucking moron.

[04:50:01] Uh, okay.

[04:50:02] Uh, okay.

[04:50:03] I don't want that.

[04:50:06] I don't want that, I don't want this.

[04:50:12] Good kicking. Uh, okay I still have the kit. Oh, you keep the kit? Oh!

[04:50:17] Oh! Oh, it actually is? Okay. I was always like, I know I should buy it, but that's so annoying spending 400,

[04:50:23] but I don't know you get to keep it, even if you use it successfully.

[04:50:29] That's good to know.

[04:50:32] I think I hear a piece.

[04:50:34] Oh, shit.

[04:50:36] B, B, B, B.

[04:50:42] That was horrible.

[04:50:44] Oh, I was trying to get my incendiary out.

[04:50:50] And then I fucked up everything.

[04:50:55] If you die, you drop it. People can pick it up.

[04:50:59] Nice cross shot. That was right in his car.

[04:51:03] All right, I believe

[04:51:25] Yo bro, I'm dead. Thanks for the two years

[04:51:31] Amazing

[04:51:33] Holy carry, I have nine kills!

[04:51:36] I mean, my damage is...

[04:51:38] Okay, I guess.

[04:51:43] Let's get all this shit.

[04:51:47] Okay.

[04:51:49] This is it. I almost forgot.

[04:51:51] My kit.

[04:51:53] Okay, this time I will grenade early

[04:51:56] or just keep my gun out.

[04:52:03] Oh, they are here.

[04:52:13] Fuck.

[04:52:14] I think there was someone to my right, too.

[04:52:21] One more.

[04:52:28] Fuck.

[04:52:29] I think there was someone to my right too.

[04:52:31] They probably came down there, I think I didn't see.

[04:52:37] Alright, let's see it.

[04:52:42] Nice try.

[04:52:45] Oh, I just noticed, I think this guy has an iron mouse picture.

[04:52:48] I

[04:52:53] Think I'm seeing shit

[04:52:58] By steward weapons the last round oh

[04:53:06] No, kid

[04:53:08] No kid nice try I

[04:53:12] Mean they

[04:53:14] You got rid of your weapons at least

[04:53:21] Never die boys

[04:53:26] When op yes, oh, that's not the op okay now I will take that

[04:53:44] The hell, since when do I have the wind-ups?

[04:53:54] That was sick!

[04:53:57] You tried it again, man, it didn't work.

[04:54:08] I'm scared. I'm just gonna stay alive, I think.

[04:54:21] Okay, um, I think he picked up the bomb.

[04:54:28] He's talking to me. I've never been called baby boy before.

[04:54:34] Oh, I hear him. Oh, shit. Well, he knows where he is at least, but he's low.

[04:54:38] YAY Gigi!

[04:54:43] Holy shit, 58!

[04:54:47] Yep, yes sir.

[04:54:58] He is playing from the iron lung. Wow.

[04:55:01] You know, twisted. Thank you for the eight months.

[04:55:04] Look at all these beautiful silver ones.

[04:55:11] Should I buy more cases?

[04:55:12] Oh wait, I think my food's here.

[04:55:14] Oh god, I'm so hungry.

[04:55:17] Okay, I will be right back.

[04:55:21] I'm going to go grab my food.

[04:55:24] BRB.

[04:56:21] I got the goods.

[04:56:43] I have the goods guys.

[04:56:44] Oh shit, warm rolls, lovely, what else we got here?

[04:57:01] A tub of butter and a thing of Parmesan cheese.

[04:57:09] All right, here's the goods.

[04:57:13] Oh my god, it smells so good.

[04:57:19] Broccoli. I think it's steamed.

[04:57:22] Smells like garlicky.

[04:57:25] Yomiku Lover.

[04:57:27] 3, 9, 6, 9.

[04:57:29] Thank you for the 3 months.

[04:57:31] And then here's the main course.

[04:57:33] Mash shrimp Alfredo.

[04:57:36] Oh my god.

[04:57:38] It smells so good.

[04:57:40] I feel like it doesn't look the best on camera, but it smells amazing.

[04:57:45] Oh wait, I see it stirred up.

[04:57:48] Looks like all the sauce has settled to the bottom.

[04:57:52] Woo!

[04:57:53] Look at that!

[04:57:56] Shrimp Alfredo!

[04:57:57] Cheddar, you stay back!

[04:58:03] Stay away, chatter.

[04:58:05] Hell yeah.

[04:58:06] Hell yeah.

[04:58:08] Broke, he wants some shrimp so bad.

[04:58:14] Some cases while eating?

[04:58:16] Honestly, not a bad idea because whenever I eat while playing, I end up just not trying

[04:58:22] because I want to die so I can eat.

[04:58:24] And then I lose.

[04:58:26] Uh, okay, let me, I need to buy some new cases though.

[04:58:30] I'm out.

[04:58:31] I am out of case.

[04:58:35] Which one?

[04:58:38] Danger zone.

[04:58:39] I want more of those.

[04:58:40] I want that AK.

[04:58:41] I actually like that one.

[04:58:43] I have 250 dollars in my steam wallet still.

[04:58:48] I'm going to buy 60 danger zone cases.

[04:58:55] We've got some keys.

[04:59:07] Get the keys, Cheddar.

[04:59:12] Alright.

[04:59:13] Okay, I'm gonna do one set of like 20 and then I'll queue up again.

[04:59:20] Chatter?

[04:59:21] Chatter?

[04:59:22] No!

[04:59:23] Chatter, no!

[04:59:24] No!

[04:59:25] No!

[04:59:26] No!

[04:59:27] No!

[04:59:28] No!

[04:59:29] No!

[04:59:30] No!

[04:59:31] No!

[04:59:32] No!

[04:59:33] No!

[04:59:34] My shrimp ball for Hino!

[04:59:35] No!

[04:59:36] No!

[04:59:37] I have to fight him off for him.

[04:59:40] No!

[04:59:41] I use back to off

[04:59:58] I'm looking for the AK, which is a red

[05:00:15] Nice why is shrimp Alfredo pink nice why is shrimp Alfredo so good

[05:00:45] I'm so happy to be born in this century when you can just eat whatever you want except

[05:01:01] the one thing I want to eat that I can never get in America.

[05:01:06] Fresh dragon fruit.

[05:01:07] All the dragon fruit here sucks ass.

[05:01:12] It's dry and flavorless.

[05:01:24] Grow a dragon fruit farm?

[05:01:26] Can't do it in the EU?

[05:01:28] Oh, another pink!

[05:01:30] Okay!

[05:01:32] Okay!

[05:01:34] Nice!

[05:01:36] Not bad!

[05:01:38] Not bad!

[05:01:40] I like that one

[05:01:43] Gotta go to an Asian market even at Asian markets

[05:01:46] I can never find them any that taste as good as they taste in Malaysia. I

[05:01:52] Was just spoiled because my grandpa had a firm farm. He would grow all of it. Oh

[05:02:00] My god, she stepped on my mixer again

[05:02:10] The cats love just pressing the button you want that right.

[05:02:25] The lock has not been that bad.

[05:02:40] I might have used up my luck getting those two pinks.

[05:02:57] the lock might have run out.

[05:03:17] I'll use the Nova.

[05:03:28] Alright.

[05:03:29] You'll blocked up. Thanks for five months. Walk back.

[05:04:17] Last one, I'm a Q up.

[05:04:31] Another blue!

[05:04:32] Alright, let's Q up.

[05:04:38] 87%.

[05:04:39] Holy shit, it takes so long.

[05:04:47] I'm fucking sane insane now. Let me buy more keys

[05:05:03] I'm down to my last 50 books

[05:05:10] Wait

[05:05:12] It it it's not okay. I cost tax to I have to add another five dollars to my account to purchase these keys

[05:05:22] I was literally like 30 cents short

[05:05:25] I like pink colors nice layout D. Oh thank you it's supposed to look like my my old

[05:05:52] stream layout. From 2016 it would be. A long time ago. Let's get this gold! Yeah! Did

[05:06:18] Didn't say I knew this.

[05:06:21] Oh, ancient.

[05:06:22] Uh, which map is this?

[05:06:24] What the fuck? Where am I?

[05:06:26] I've never seen this map in my life!

[05:06:32] Does anyone know anything on this map?

[05:06:34] This is my first time playing it.

[05:06:36] No!

[05:06:39] Where are we?

[05:06:48] If I throw a bad flash, help me.

[05:06:53] Bro, I...

[05:06:55] Uh...

[05:07:00] Okay, um...

[05:07:02] We're gonna go A, guys.

[05:07:05] I'm gonna pretend I know, like, I know what I'm doing.

[05:07:14] My nose is itchy.

[05:07:16] All the great back to what I was doing before and so that's a spot you can sit

[05:07:32] Apparently

[05:07:57] Oh my god, we lost

[05:08:02] How can this be?

[05:08:18] Should we go A again?

[05:08:21] Yeah!

[05:08:24] How do you know that I said that?

[05:08:32] like I've I've literally never seen this map in my life

[05:08:48] I was wondering why there.

[05:08:55] Yeah.

[05:08:57] I

[05:09:22] What do you guys think

[05:09:27] I

[05:09:50] Kind of remember this map actually I

[05:09:52] I think I played this in the annihilator cup once.

[05:09:59] He's so fucked.

[05:10:01] Oh, I'm gonna try.

[05:10:10] At least we're planting, I guess.

[05:10:20] Get out of here, Mr. Man!

[05:10:22] Oop-a-oop-a-bam-bam!

[05:10:39] Zekko!

[05:10:50] Like what?

[05:10:57] I think you're going to play at that shit.

[05:11:15] play at that shit

[05:11:19] Let's be it push it

[05:11:32] It was going so well

[05:11:34] Oh my god

[05:12:04] I'm going to keep going, hey.

[05:12:23] Oh my god, why?

[05:12:26] Shatter?

[05:12:28] He's mad because I didn't let him have any shrimps.

[05:12:31] Oh my god, he actually broke.

[05:12:33] He's staring at me and licking his wood.

[05:13:03] I'll be right back.

[05:13:13] MadVillainy, 13 months, thank you.

[05:13:31] If we win zero rounds do I get zero XP?

[05:14:26] fuck

[05:14:33] alright won't be too

[05:14:56] I

[05:15:01] mm-hmm

[05:15:26] I

[05:15:32] Just tried to spray dude

[05:15:56] of

[05:16:03] the

[05:16:07] death

[05:16:10] of

[05:16:13] death

[05:17:17] slow. I want to get that guy so bad. He's so just chilled I think. Are we about to...

[05:17:32] Why is he looking there?

[05:17:34] I guess he could come around.

[05:17:38] Holy shit, I feel like that was lucky.

[05:17:44] Ah!

[05:17:46] Wait, where's our other teammate?

[05:17:50] Hey, we won a round, holy shit!

[05:17:55] Huge.

[05:17:57] Let's go warmluncher 5.

[05:18:29] be big dick Randy I don't even see him must have just looked all that sucks

[05:18:53] there's all offing

[05:18:59] I

[05:19:13] Were cooked so cooked

[05:19:29] I didn't even see him.

[05:19:54] I

[05:20:15] What what

[05:20:17] All right, everyone buy XM.

[05:20:27] What's an XM?

[05:20:32] Oh, shotgun.

[05:20:34] I'm not buying that.

[05:20:37] Hot pan, thanks for five months.

[05:21:39] I

[05:22:00] This is so sad bro

[05:22:09] All right, guys.

[05:22:16] You got this, guys.

[05:22:29] I'm going to blast off.

[05:22:47] Holy shit.

[05:22:55] I'm a little bit scared.

[05:22:59] I know where to hide.

[05:23:29] I'm dead.

[05:23:41] It's fine, it's the last round, I guess.

[05:23:52] Yeah, we're so fucked.

[05:24:01] I don't know where to go.

[05:24:22] two down mid

[05:24:24] come down

[05:24:26] oh shit

[05:24:28] holy shit everyone's dead

[05:24:30] oh my goodness

[05:24:32] oh my god

[05:24:34] oh my god

[05:24:36] oh my god

[05:24:38] oh my god

[05:24:40] oh my god

[05:24:42] oh my god

[05:24:44] oh my god

[05:24:46] oh my god

[05:24:48] oh my god

[05:24:50] I should save at round 11 and we're doing 11

[05:25:11] What do you guys think?

[05:25:18] What do you guys think I don't like this map

[05:25:48] This guy's name is Dr. Krobar's Long Extensions.

[05:26:10] I won.

[05:26:17] Maybe.

[05:26:26] Waterground!

[05:26:35] Crazy.

[05:26:42] Are you even sitting on this map?

[05:27:01] I can hear?

[05:27:31] I'm just going to hide here.

[05:28:01] Even better spot for the bomb for us, honestly

[05:28:11] Why even push him dude, we're just chill

[05:28:21] Oh, they got it

[05:28:31] Oh, they still have a kit.

[05:29:01] I don't know why I was just jumping, I was just like this increases my odds of survival.

[05:29:11] They have flashed my team.

[05:29:28] I just wanted to say hi-hi.

[05:29:32] Ah shit, well they know where he is at least.

[05:29:36] Senpai, thank you for the one year! Hello!

[05:29:39] Hi-hi.

[05:29:44] Woohoo! Woohoo!

[05:29:47] There's no stopping us.

[05:29:56] I remember now, don't be a loser by a diffuser.

[05:30:05] We rush it out.

[05:30:06] Follow me to ends.

[05:30:07] If you get here right.

[05:30:17] I was like, we're going B again.

[05:30:47] I flashed myself we all have

[05:31:17] of the few kids

[05:31:24] Hey, lads. What on?

[05:31:46] Holy shit, I did not do it. That was so bad.

[05:31:54] Let's go Pongify and Worm Muncher!

[05:32:01] Let's go Worm Muncher!

[05:32:03] I think they're on A.

[05:32:05] Maybe it's, maybe this week has people.

[05:32:07] Sure.

[05:32:09] Nine rapture, thank you for 31 months.

[05:32:12] Oh!

[05:32:15] Oh!

[05:32:17] Oh!

[05:32:19] Oh

[05:32:36] Dude, that's crazy. Oh my god, and I can uh buy all my shit back

[05:32:42] Nice.

[05:32:43] What are the decoy grenades do?

[05:32:52] Is it just for a sound and that's it?

[05:33:02] Oh

[05:33:12] No, they oh no, this is bad

[05:33:20] I didn't see him right away

[05:33:32] Oh

[05:33:51] You know socks thanks for four months, thank you

[05:33:56] Streek with emmer less than three

[05:34:02] Oh my god, why?

[05:34:07] I hate whenever I go somewhere and everyone just follows, like, why?

[05:34:42] I mean, fuck, we were like, oh, an eight or something.

[05:34:59] Yeah.

[05:35:00] Yeah, vote kick, kick player world launcher.

[05:35:10] Did he use what it is?

[05:35:20] It takes so long to be able to play from here.

[05:35:33] I did not like that map.

[05:35:36] I've never seen that shit in my life.

[05:35:42] Fuck that map!

[05:35:56] You gonna remove it?

[05:35:57] Well people said to add them because you have to know it for Premiere, right?

[05:36:01] Or no?

[05:36:06] Is it in Premiere?

[05:36:07] Oh you can vote it out?

[05:36:10] I guess I'll keep learning it then.

[05:36:16] It's fine.

[05:36:17] Okay.

[05:36:18] I mean, it probably won't get played that much, but a new bus.

[05:36:28] We don't have around any more locking emeralds sheaths.

[05:36:54] I'm trying. I just suck.

[05:36:58] That guy's got a silly fall, guys.

[05:37:05] Go file a picture.

[05:37:24] Everyone would be

[05:37:51] I'm sorry

[05:37:54] Okay, I'm saving.

[05:38:23] Let's go.

[05:38:53] These rounds don't matter.

[05:39:17] of

[05:39:27] the

[05:40:00] I don't know where I am.

[05:40:25] She's going terribly again.

[05:40:32] Oh, hell, they said in full spend again.

[05:40:47] I

[05:41:17] I

[05:41:23] Hear people

[05:41:34] Nice I want the AK

[05:41:47] I found the bomb out okay

[05:41:58] they didn't protect the bomb they got the

[05:42:05] I think they've got this, though.

[05:42:33] Is it A?

[05:42:38] Oh shit.

[05:42:43] Man, they're lost as hell.

[05:42:53] what the hell the fuck was that well a win is a win

[05:43:23] And he instantly got blown up.

[05:43:30] Blowing to smithereens.

[05:43:35] Help!

[05:43:39] Bomb!

[05:43:44] Like am I not supposed to watch the bomb when it's in there?

[05:43:51] I'm not supposed to watch the bomb when it drops?

[05:43:54] No one moves.

[05:43:58] I guess they can't really move, because then they could.

[05:44:03] Get caught.

[05:44:04] Uh-oh.

[05:44:05] Where are you going, man?

[05:44:19] What?

[05:44:21] What?

[05:44:22] Oh my god.

[05:44:27] To your right.

[05:44:30] To your right.

[05:44:33] Mike sounds like-

[05:44:38] Terrorists win.

[05:44:41] Damn.

[05:44:51] of

[05:45:00] the

[05:45:05] death of

[05:45:09] death

[05:45:14] One on me, flanking.

[05:45:40] like

[05:45:47] there is my socks so bad

[05:46:10] of

[05:46:20] them I suck

[05:46:27] I don't want that.

[05:46:42] The noob sniper?

[05:46:43] Every sniper just intimidates me.

[05:46:45] I don't know.

[05:46:47] Should have taken that.

[05:46:51] I'll try it next time, maybe.

[05:47:08] He's always there.

[05:47:12] Are you?

[05:47:17] Yeah, you look at me. You go time out in the corner.

[05:47:51] Oh no, I didn't notice I was on a bullet!

[05:47:55] Oh no...

[05:47:59] Uh... this guy's AFK.

[05:48:03] What the heck?

[05:48:20] What the hell?

[05:48:21] Come on, come on, jump, jump.

[05:48:28] MonkeyDLoopy24, thank you for the Twitch Prime.

[05:48:41] Throwing Smoke.

[05:48:43] Now District, thank you for the Twitch Prime.

[05:48:47] Thank you.

[05:48:50] I appreciate the push primes.

[05:49:11] Fall down.

[05:49:20] Excuse me!

[05:49:27] The last one up here.

[05:49:36] You saw him?

[05:49:43] Wait

[05:49:55] Wait, that's no scam. I thought that was a different gun

[05:50:06] They come guys still it oh no, he's here. He's not a fan anymore

[05:50:13] I don't know why I thought he was the lay of pay.

[05:50:18] No, HTTPS, mafias, thank you for the prime, welcome.

[05:50:24] That is a terrible smoke I did.

[05:50:31] I mean, it's not that bad.

[05:50:43] I'm gonna love this guy.

[05:50:46] Yay.

[05:50:47] Kitty.

[05:50:48] Kitty.

[05:50:49] No shrimps.

[05:50:50] No shrimp for you.

[05:50:51] Oh.

[05:50:52] She fell onto a paper bag.

[05:50:53] There's one guy left.

[05:50:54] Good luck.

[05:50:55] paper bag

[05:51:12] sorry I was distracted

[05:51:25] They're the same dog shit smoke, dude.

[05:51:47] I'm so mad or what?

[05:52:03] Fuck! He saw me too!

[05:52:17] two before

[05:52:42] if you can find it okay I don't know if they have it oh they go oh yeah kid nice

[05:52:52] yay kid

[05:53:12] Oh my gosh, oh thank you for the 10.

[05:53:19] Thank you all for the 10.

[05:53:23] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[05:53:24] Thank you, thank you, thank you, I've trained yippee.

[05:53:29] It looks like they're A. I might just be like the dumbass.

[05:53:39] smoke smoke

[05:53:54] he probably heard me, shit

[05:53:58] I thought I was probably out of sound range

[05:54:04] oh, that sucks

[05:54:09] I

[05:54:23] Want me why

[05:54:29] What

[05:54:39] Oh

[05:54:46] My city's lagging

[05:54:55] It happens

[05:55:09] I'm going to go smoke.

[05:55:16] I'm going to get out.

[05:55:21] I'm going to go smoke.

[05:55:25] Oh, that was kind of close.

[05:55:30] Uh, I'm in the mid.

[05:56:04] Oh

[05:56:25] Holy shit, that was crazy. He was like one second away

[05:56:34] Wow it worked out not bad not bad okay team where are we going

[05:57:04] Oh

[05:57:22] How did he see me

[05:57:24] Hi, Tachi! Thank you for the 10 gifted, thank you! Thanks, Tachi! Oh shit, oh we got shit

[05:57:42] on. But remember that's what happened at the beginning of the last round too. Thank

[05:57:49] Thank you, Itachi! Thank you! He was behind you! Oh, really? That makes more sense.

[05:58:01] I don't even notice.

[05:58:19] I want one somehow. Oh shit.

[05:58:27] It's just me now. I don't know what to do.

[05:58:41] I tried.

[05:58:49] I'm top-fragging, that means we're gonna lose.

[05:59:19] I

[05:59:32] Behind you

[05:59:44] I don't fucking wear he's left

[05:59:49] it was on the left

[06:00:19] Oh

[06:00:33] I'm so sorry

[06:00:49] Okay, he got the guy that I almost caught.

[06:00:54] Uh-oh.

[06:00:56] I don't like what I'm seeing right now.

[06:01:19] Okay

[06:01:38] How did I do that I why doesn't it bounce off of?

[06:01:42] I think I'm too far away

[06:01:44] So stupid. So stupid. So stupid. So stupid.

[06:02:14] I'm throwing a flashback.

[06:02:21] Here is the win.

[06:02:26] Let's get the same thing.

[06:03:07] yeah it's poking

[06:03:17] oh my fucking god i'm getting water

[06:03:37] Straight, right, Navel, right, straight, left, Navel goes left.

[06:03:40] Okay.

[06:03:41] I did not know that.

[06:03:47] I have the bomb.

[06:04:27] sorry

[06:04:33] fuck I didn't do-

[06:04:38] I am so sorry

[06:04:52] a blitzball

[06:04:54] I think they're not doing this.

[06:05:24] They want it more.

[06:05:37] We need to find the bomb and just run around.

[06:05:41] Can I not see it on the map?

[06:05:47] Why do you look so clean indeed if you have the bomb?

[06:05:54] That was all my fault.

[06:06:01] That was not good.

[06:06:08] I'm sorry.

[06:06:14] Sorry.

[06:06:19] of

[06:06:35] of

[06:06:36] of

[06:06:37] of

[06:06:40] I did that earlier. Wow. What a way to end the game.

[06:07:02] Is it ranked 10 to be able to play?

[06:07:16] Because if so, I am getting quite close.

[06:07:21] 88%.

[06:07:22] Well, cue it up again.

[06:07:29] I guess.

[06:07:30] Damn really built.

[06:07:31] Thank you.

[06:07:32] Thanks, Bamer.

[06:07:33] We're going to get 2K evil Ralph and Matt.

[06:07:40] Is that the lowest you can get?

[06:07:42] I would imagine it, right?

[06:07:54] You go lower?

[06:07:56] Like all the way to zero, lower one.

[06:08:03] Oh.

[06:08:04] Oh, shit.

[06:08:05] I'll switch it later.

[06:08:06] I haven't gotten that one yet.

[06:08:07] One K is the lowest.

[06:08:08] Why not?

[06:08:09] Why not even lower?

[06:08:10] Oh, shit.

[06:08:11] Oh, shit.

[06:08:12] Oh, shit.

[06:08:13] Oh, shit.

[06:08:14] Oh, shit.

[06:08:15] Oh, shit.

[06:08:16] Oh, shit.

[06:08:17] Oh, shit.

[06:08:18] Oh, shit.

[06:08:19] Oh, shit.

[06:08:20] Oh, shit.

[06:08:21] Oh, shit.

[06:08:22] Oh, shit.

[06:08:23] Oh, shit.

[06:08:54] I already have this one this is the one I think I remember this one from an elevator club

[06:09:14] They got cancelled.

[06:09:21] Yo Johnny, thank you for the time.

[06:09:31] Thank you!

[06:09:32] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,

[06:09:35] thank you, thank you, thank you.

[06:09:36] Thanks Johnny!

[06:09:37] Buddy find.

[06:09:38] Oh, it's Nuke again.

[06:09:40] Thank you so much.

[06:09:42] Oh, or maybe it's not nuk again.

[06:09:46] Thank you, Johnny!

[06:09:47] Thank you.

[06:09:49] Thank you, thank you.

[06:09:50] There we go.

[06:09:52] Let's roll.

[06:10:03] I don't really remember this map.

[06:10:05] I know there was like an upstairs and a downstairs.

[06:10:09] Yeah, very confusing.

[06:10:12] for me

[06:10:16] And then I think he has like a upstairs and downstairs to kind of

[06:10:30] Bees below a

[06:10:36] Dude how do I oh

[06:10:38] I've played with like four Palm Beach Pete's and they're always different guys

[06:10:43] It's never the same guy because they're like the spacing and their name is different. Their ball pictures are different

[06:10:56] I'm also lagging like crazy. Oh my I'm teleporting

[06:11:04] What the fuck

[06:11:08] What? Hello? Hello? Hello? Why am I outside now?

[06:11:33] Hello?

[06:11:43] Holy shit we won. Hold on.

[06:11:50] This is so bad.

[06:11:53] That was so bad. Give us that Hydro, thanks for 26 months.

[06:12:03] Are we C.T. or T. We're C.T., right?

[06:12:19] I killed Ego!

[06:12:33] Guys, hit something.

[06:12:44] Okay, he got him.

[06:12:47] We got one health.

[06:12:51] Crazy.

[06:12:53] Oh, shit.

[06:12:55] Woo!

[06:12:57] That was a clean shot.

[06:13:09] I'm wagging again, I can tell.

[06:13:17] come on, come on, come on, come on

[06:13:36] it's cause I was lagging

[06:13:37] what can I say?

[06:13:39] nah, it wasn't

[06:13:47] How do you- What the hell?

[06:14:00] Time for bedj have a safe flight, Emmy by Chulm.

[06:14:03] Thank you, Raw!

[06:14:04] Have a nice night.

[06:14:06] Did I don't understand this map at all?

[06:14:22] Is this map more CT or more T-sided?

[06:14:36] CT?

[06:14:37] Oh, okay.

[06:14:38] I believe you can change for the better, and we go get them

[06:15:00] Saucy, that's great, it's done once.

[06:15:07] It makes it sound like being bad at a game is like a personality flaw or something.

[06:15:12] I believe you can change for the better.

[06:15:16] It is.

[06:15:21] Okay, man.

[06:15:26] You've got the ace.

[06:15:33] Sorry.

[06:15:34] I was on B2.

[06:15:37] They probably just keep going on B2, right?

[06:15:42] I think they're gonna go outside this time.

[06:15:48] They probably just keep going in these, right?

[06:15:53] I think they're gonna go outside this time.

[06:16:01] Let's move out.

[06:16:10] How much fuck?

[06:16:18] I should have tried that with the shotgun.

[06:16:32] I'm such a grief for a bro.

[06:16:41] Go!

[06:16:47] Ooooooooooo wait!

[06:16:49] One being one.

[06:16:52] One being one.

[06:16:59] He's running away.

[06:17:11] No, there's no video on that.

[06:17:24] Cooked.

[06:17:41] I'm green.

[06:17:48] Oh, they're on air.

[06:18:04] I'm green they're on a

[06:18:20] He's upstairs, right

[06:18:34] I'm scared.

[06:18:36] Cover me.

[06:18:38] Dude, what the fuck?

[06:18:40] I'm sorry.

[06:18:42] Cover me.

[06:18:44] Get your body and mint the death.

[06:18:46] Oh, fuck.

[06:18:48] I'm so sorry.

[06:18:50] I'm sorry.

[06:18:52] I'm sorry.

[06:18:54] I'm sorry.

[06:18:56] I'm sorry.

[06:18:58] I'm sorry.

[06:19:00] I'm sorry.

[06:19:02] I'm so sorry. I shot my teammate! I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

[06:19:22] Almost a 5k with the team kill. Yeah, true.

[06:19:32] I don't know what to do.

[06:19:59] They're in a

[06:20:05] They're in sight alpha

[06:20:07] I'm lagging

[06:20:12] Bro why dude dude this dude what the fuck what the fuck?

[06:20:24] Why did I start lagging right there?

[06:20:29] I think we can only kill someone.

[06:20:36] Shot the fuck off, Rao.

[06:20:39] You, my friend, will recall a dirty nigger.

[06:20:46] That's not fair.

[06:20:47] What?

[06:20:49] That's not fair.

[06:20:50] I don't know who said that.

[06:20:51] I don't know who said that.

[06:20:52] Well, that's not nice.

[06:20:54] Yeah, that's not fair, Elise.

[06:20:59] There's so mean to each other. CS GO TWITTERS, bro.

[06:21:08] I think they're worse than me, TWITTERS.

[06:21:12] Ow.

[06:21:14] Hi, Emeru. What are your thoughts on the US versus Iran war? Do you have any thoughts on how to end it?

[06:21:21] I don't know.

[06:21:22] You guys got this bro just get in there

[06:21:31] Oh he's so dead

[06:21:40] Good try I guess yo Hector thanks for the 51 months

[06:21:47] What made you stop opening cases while your team is trying to clutch?

[06:21:51] Is that supposed to help them or something?

[06:21:57] I'll remember that next time.

[06:21:59] Oh my god, we're the only two left now.

[06:22:28] We are so cooked

[06:22:38] Do nice

[06:22:58] Clean.

[06:23:04] Hmm.

[06:23:06] Someone on our team has a hundred damage.

[06:23:11] It was probably the racist guy.

[06:23:24] I didn't even see who was being racist.

[06:23:28] I should have gotten that.

[06:23:57] Oh, that was nice.

[06:24:00] There's just one guy left.

[06:24:03] It's probably going to be if he has the bomb, right?

[06:24:08] Oh, here.

[06:24:17] Oh my god, I would get so lost.

[06:24:19] He hit him, that sucks.

[06:24:22] Oh, go, go.

[06:24:23] I would be so lost if that was me.

[06:24:27] How you killed himself?

[06:24:29] Where's the bomb?

[06:24:31] Oh, it's behind.

[06:24:38] I think he's too late now.

[06:24:47] Never mind. I was wrong.

[06:24:49] But yeah, I don't know how to tell.

[06:24:53] I still don't don't know the timing

[06:25:07] Good grief, I mean longed by I'm lagging again. Oh my god. I just I told myself lag

[06:25:23] If they just one tap you why buy helmet that's a good point

[06:25:37] I don't know.

[06:25:39] Oh, that was nice.

[06:25:45] Praise.

[06:25:53] Round point.

[06:26:07] I'm not gonna go won't be one ego again. I am scared of him

[06:26:13] Instead I will stand right here

[06:26:15] And I go all the way to the back.

[06:26:17] Sorry.

[06:26:35] Is it here?

[06:26:37] Did it leave?

[06:26:39] Flash body.

[06:26:41] Oh!

[06:26:43] I scared the shit out of me!

[06:26:49] Uh, they're probably here.

[06:26:52] Oh, I'm gonna...

[06:26:53] Oh!

[06:26:54] I just heard my bones crunch.

[06:27:00] Uh, that means it's downstairs, right?

[06:27:02] I need to piss so bad.

[06:27:04] I need to piss so bad, dude.

[06:27:13] That's okay, they've made new work he was.

[06:27:29] Hello?

[06:27:30] Yay!

[06:27:31] In the cubby, what is the cubby?

[06:27:37] Is that the back corner there?

[06:27:44] Yeah? Oh, okay.

[06:27:51] Okay, now, um...

[06:27:53] I like your outfit, Emmy.

[06:27:55] I hope you have fun and stay safe while you're out red-bullying a mirror-love-wheel-keep-an-eye-on-the-boots.

[06:28:01] Thank you. I will, um...

[06:28:03] I'll try on the night vision cam.

[06:28:05] Where are we going? How the fuck do you get in the building?

[06:28:23] I didn't know the door was there. I learned. I learned.

[06:28:31] I don't know why he's dead.

[06:28:43] Oh, he's dead.

[06:28:51] Why?

[06:28:53] Why?

[06:29:02] Dude, Palm Beach Pete is doing all the work straight up.

[06:29:12] Where I'm lost.

[06:29:23] Oh, they're downstairs guys wait

[06:29:33] Wait for me wait for me wait for me

[06:29:41] I

[06:29:48] Was that cubby what purple guy or purple guys in

[06:30:11] Holy...

[06:30:23] I tried to defuse.

[06:30:33] I have the bomb.

[06:30:41] I think I hit him a little bit.

[06:31:09] I didn't know there was a way you could come from there.

[06:31:32] They don't know.

[06:31:39] They don't know.

[06:31:44] Let's try.

[06:31:54] TCG Gaming with four months.

[06:32:00] Thank you.

[06:32:10] You're so poor.

[06:32:30] Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid now I'm now I'm broke

[06:32:47] So stupid, so stupid, what is wrong with me?

[06:33:12] 8 to 8, it's getting really close and we're in a terrible spot this round, terrible terrible

[06:33:35] terrible.

[06:34:05] Oh my god, I thought why did I think that was my team made up first?

[06:34:09] Yeah, we're cooked. We're so fucked. Oh my god. We have no money

[06:34:25] Geez

[06:34:35] I

[06:34:51] Am I

[06:34:56] My hell

[06:34:58] Yo, uh, juggalo John. Thanks for the three months. I'm in hell

[06:35:05] I got flashbang, then I got smoked, and then I got a lot of aspirates, or what do I say

[06:35:18] at least.

[06:35:23] You know Brandon L Kent thank you for the four months

[06:35:42] We did that

[06:36:23] Damn, I think my team will went downstairs. Oh wait, we killed everyone but one guy

[06:36:53] I've been being frugal, so we're gonna be a little frugal

[06:37:23] I

[06:37:34] Don't know how I want that

[06:37:51] Man

[06:37:53] I feel like I should have just gone to B and tried to plant and hide.

[06:38:18] 5

[06:38:21] 5

[06:38:24] 5

[06:38:30] 5

[06:38:36] 5

[06:38:38] 5

[06:38:41] 5

[06:38:44] 5

[06:38:47] Oh my god dude move move move hello move what the fuck was that oh my god

[06:39:17] Just push it. I couldn't! I tried!

[06:39:26] Well, we lost.

[06:39:40] Very good.

[06:39:42] Very good.

[06:39:44] I didn't know it spreads. Now I know.

[06:39:47] th

[06:39:54] th

[06:39:57] th

[06:40:01] th

[06:40:04] th

[06:40:07] th

[06:40:12] What?

[06:40:14] I don't see him.

[06:40:19] Awww.

[06:40:20] GG.

[06:40:21] It's our worst guy.

[06:40:24] Yeah.

[06:40:25] Damn.

[06:40:26] Oh.

[06:40:27] Yeah, damn.

[06:40:42] Rank nine.

[06:40:46] I'm getting closer.

[06:40:48] 88% dude still 12% oh my god I'm gonna go P real quick again

[06:42:18] Yep.

[06:42:25] Faces.

[06:42:34] Faces.

[06:43:04] Fuck.

[06:43:11] Nuke again?

[06:43:14] I'mma be honest, I don't really care about that.

[06:43:22] I'mma be honest, I don't really care about that.

[06:43:30] I'm gonna be honest, I don't really care for this map.

[06:43:48] If I go ahead and look at this.

[06:44:00] Because I saw there was a way downstairs.

[06:44:06] I would get so fucking lost.

[06:44:17] Oh, yo, brand, thanks for two months.

[06:44:25] Yo.

[06:44:26] Hello.

[06:44:27] Let's go fellas.

[06:45:00] I think my team's gonna get him in control. Oh my god, they planted?

[06:45:06] Did they kill this guy? Oh, they did.

[06:45:23] I'm so fucking stupid bro! So stupid!

[06:45:27] Stop shooting my feet!

[06:45:41] Okay...

[06:45:57] Let's just go sit in the same place.

[06:46:17] Looks like we're flanking.

[06:46:22] I have 5 health.

[06:46:27] I still have 5 health?

[06:46:34] Oh my goodness.

[06:46:40] Any good guns?

[06:46:47] That's better than what I have.

[06:46:49] Oh yeah, that was better than what I had.

[06:46:54] I'm so lost.

[06:46:56] Oh.

[06:46:57] Huh?

[06:46:57] OK.

[06:46:58] What?

[06:46:59] OK.

[06:46:59] I don't mind.

[06:47:00] We're going in.

[06:47:04] Whoa, J-Trap.

[06:47:05] Thank you for the five.

[06:47:07] Thank you.

[06:47:13] Shoring smoke.

[06:47:14] Wow.

[06:47:19] Are they A?

[06:47:20] Touch button.

[06:47:22] Where's this B?

[06:47:24] Are they B?

[06:47:24] I don't know.

[06:47:25] I don't know where to go.

[06:47:27] Well, they're downstairs.

[06:47:30] I don't know how to go down the ladder without hitting.

[06:47:32] Without.

[06:47:32] Oh, I hit.

[06:47:33] Oh, my bones.

[06:47:38] Just stay.

[06:47:38] I don't.

[06:47:39] I don't have any point.

[06:47:42] Is it A?

[06:47:44] I don't know how to tell.

[06:47:53] It's B.

[06:47:54] Oh my god! I don't know how to do this map!

[06:47:57] The other guy was gone if I was a little bit faster.

[06:48:25] I don't know how to tell which point it is.

[06:48:30] I don't like this map.

[06:48:32] Come on, come on, chop chop.

[06:48:45] I

[06:48:54] Was the job I guess

[06:49:15] Wow, what is this gun?

[06:49:34] Good try.

[06:50:01] Keep grinding, Amy. You're doing great.

[06:50:03] I'll do my best.

[06:50:17] Are they pinging that its way?

[06:50:31] That's me downstairs, right?

[06:50:57] I don't know how to get there dude. I hate this map

[06:51:09] Like what is this

[06:51:22] Okay

[06:51:27] I'm just going to keep saving honestly, let's go on a spine.

[06:51:53] Like I can't tell dude I'm gonna crash out.

[06:52:23] or lay upstairs or downstairs.

[06:52:37] Let's go.

[06:52:38] You got a good gun.

[06:52:40] No.

[06:52:47] I guess I will upgrade now.

[06:52:53] Oh, what the?

[06:53:03] No, it's good.

[06:53:13] It's good.

[06:53:18] I don't know where they are.

[06:53:42] I'm sorry.

[06:53:48] I only saw the bottom of his body.

[06:53:50] I didn't see the name on top of his head.

[06:53:56] Yay!

[06:53:57] All right, all right.

[06:54:03] I am sorry.

[06:54:07] It's all good, bro.

[06:54:10] I am his bro.

[06:54:11] Oh!

[06:54:12] Haha.

[06:54:13] You're out.

[06:54:14] We are going on a windy walk here.

[06:54:21] Smoke.

[06:54:22] Seeing those smoke.

[06:54:27] Smoke.

[06:54:28] Oh, they killed someone already.

[06:54:37] I heard someone, I can't tell if it's my teammate.

[06:54:46] Yeah, that's my teammate.

[06:54:57] Now you come this way.

[06:55:22] Where do you go?

[06:55:25] What?

[06:55:26] What?

[06:55:27] What?

[06:55:28] What?

[06:55:29] I

[06:55:37] Want me going be

[06:55:54] Nice

[06:55:59] Oh my goodness, hello Kitty.

[06:56:13] Not right now, Kitty.

[06:56:19] Mother is gaming.

[06:56:20] No, she's stucking on the mixer.

[06:56:26] This map feels so hard without, without a communications.

[06:56:33] Oh, you wanna go that way?

[06:56:38] I have fun.

[06:56:41] I'm fine.

[06:56:58] Come on!

[06:57:41] Oh

[06:58:05] Fuck

[06:58:41] Damn.

[06:58:43] Damn.

[06:58:46] Damn.

[06:59:07] I'm lagging again.

[06:59:08] Oh my fucking god.

[06:59:10] Please

[06:59:40] It's just me.

[06:59:47] Oh no!

[06:59:56] I sure as well reloaded.

[07:00:02] So silly.

[07:00:07] where you loaded. So silly. So silly. I guess I don't actually need it. So long we're broke.

[07:00:31] Maybe they don't even want the gun.

[07:00:41] Keep hearing the gun, son.

[07:00:43] Deploying the decoy.

[07:00:51] I hit those body shots.

[07:00:55] Dammit.

[07:00:56] They got him though, it's okay.

[07:01:03] It's a good trade.

[07:01:12] They got shotguns.

[07:01:49] That's okay.

[07:02:04] It's not that bad.

[07:02:19] So noisy, so noisy kitty.

[07:03:06] Oops

[07:03:36] Hey, bro, she just grabbed my hand!

[07:03:56] I'm busy, I'm gaming!

[07:03:58] What is your problem?

[07:04:03] Rush B.

[07:04:04] From what, outside?

[07:04:06] How do you rush B?

[07:04:08] It's on a swallow.

[07:04:11] Oh, it's on the last phase.

[07:04:20] Is that my teammate?

[07:04:36] who got the bomb? I'm scared

[07:04:58] I know where I am

[07:05:06] Okay, that's fine.

[07:05:13] Now I can buy.

[07:05:53] I like this gun, it's pink.

[07:06:13] I've never seen a girly looking gun in this game.

[07:06:19] OOOOOOOH!

[07:06:22] Damn, what a G!

[07:06:31] Aw!

[07:06:33] I'm gonna try.

[07:06:35] Sad.

[07:06:43] Oof.

[07:06:49] We poor if we lose this.

[07:06:56] of

[07:07:18] Oh my god.

[07:07:41] Oh my god.

[07:07:41] I saw a shadow.

[07:07:43] Oh my god.

[07:07:45] Nice.

[07:07:48] The bomb upstairs.

[07:07:55] Kitty.

[07:08:00] It's almost coming to us right I think too.

[07:08:09] Oh no, we're poor!

[07:08:14] Oh my god, did he go home?

[07:08:20] What did he say?

[07:08:21] I didn't even understand him.

[07:08:34] I'm just gonna save, I guess.

[07:08:44] I

[07:08:48] Saw him

[07:09:08] Ankle breaker thanks guys

[07:09:14] Run, brother.

[07:09:36] Oh, there it is. That shit went flying.

[07:09:41] They're probably just washing the bomb, right?

[07:10:06] 20 seconds

[07:10:36] of

[07:11:01] I don't know if I even hit them.

[07:11:15] Oh, you're lucky.

[07:11:31] They have a DC, they have a DC, and it's their best player.

[07:11:48] He's back never mind no DC

[07:12:10] I tried to just

[07:12:40] Spray

[07:12:55] All right, oh that's a pretty nice. Oh, it's nice land that shit

[07:13:10] I'm gonna keep buying the cheap one for now, I think.

[07:13:40] So I don't end up broke again.

[07:13:43] That would be quite bad.

[07:13:54] I'm sorry.

[07:13:55] Somebody blocked him.

[07:14:00] I repeat, do not worry.

[07:14:05] What the fuck?

[07:14:10] Oh, I should have stopped spraying, it was so bad.

[07:14:24] That was our best player too, if I killed him I wouldn't have been stupid.

[07:14:33] Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.

[07:14:39] I think he's still down there.

[07:14:45] Blat that shit, brother.

[07:14:49] Blat that shit.

[07:14:53] Oh!

[07:14:55] I think that the guy is low, because I think

[07:14:58] I hit him at least once.

[07:15:02] The last guy that's lost.

[07:15:05] You can do it, man.

[07:15:09] I

[07:15:16] Yeah, oh, yeah, I got the sis for

[07:15:39] I

[07:15:47] Didn't buy any smokes. No, he's hopping I guess we should go there if we don't have smokes

[07:16:09] I

[07:16:30] Think I've got full HP

[07:16:39] Oh, he's watching that for sure.

[07:16:46] Oh, good try.

[07:16:51] So close.

[07:16:57] Okay, I'm not going right this time.

[07:17:04] Unless a bunch of them go and smoke.

[07:17:07] Looks like they want to go that way.

[07:17:09] Together, we can do this.

[07:17:12] I won't hang back.

[07:17:29] Seems like the, I don't know.

[07:17:37] How did he not hit me ever?

[07:17:44] Oh shit.

[07:17:49] I don't even know where he was.

[07:17:52] Maybe I should have just ran down to B.

[07:17:55] Oh.

[07:17:58] Well, shit.

[07:18:04] of

[07:18:10] of

[07:18:14] of

[07:18:18] of

[07:18:22] of

[07:18:54] I got the worst player I am not helpful

[07:19:12] GG I think

[07:19:54] I'm 11% away now, holy shit dude.

[07:20:23] It's so many games.

[07:20:25] It's crazy.

[07:20:26] Oh my god.

[07:20:27] Okay, I think I need a CS break.

[07:20:29] I think I might play one game a league before I have to go pack.

[07:20:34] And then I sleep.

[07:20:38] I pack and sleep.

[07:20:40] Oh my god.

[07:20:42] Oh my god.

[07:20:46] Oh my god

[07:21:10] I got my a league partner back guys, but I think I showed

[07:21:16] But now it's even better. Now I can use all the gotcha skins for free.

[07:21:32] So I've been using that jink skin with the pink hair.

[07:21:46] I've been using this one.

[07:21:48] The pink cat skin.

[07:21:55] Come on, kitty.

[07:22:02] Come on.

[07:22:05] Come on, kitty.

[07:22:15] Come on, kitty.

[07:22:20] Come on.

[07:22:24] She just scares at me.

[07:22:32] She doesn't know what she wants.

[07:22:41] She knows League is open. Okay. Okay.

[07:22:45] Okay.

[07:23:15] Her brain is the size of a walnut jackass. What me or the cat?

[07:23:23] Which one

[07:23:31] I'm live

[07:23:33] I want to say, you are never allowed to talk shit on me in the play-to-speak.

[07:23:40] Were you just playing League of Legends?

[07:23:44] I just started a game!

[07:23:47] What?

[07:23:48] Oh, huh?

[07:23:49] Yeah, cause I just played CS for like 6 hours.

[07:23:53] I'll see your difference.

[07:23:54] No, I just like this game!

[07:23:57] Oh, you're never allowed to talk trash on me in the prestige anymore.

[07:24:01] Dude, I've been playing this game for 10 years.

[07:24:03] It's literally my childhood.

[07:24:05] You started siege just to ruin your life when you're already a grown adult, Senna.

[07:24:31] you

[07:25:01] you

[07:25:31] you

[07:26:01] you

[07:26:31] you

[07:27:01] So this music is being wasted on this fucking loading screen and it's gonna be a real one.

[07:27:31] Oh my god, it's going to be a remake.

[07:27:41] Oh my god, it's our team too.

[07:27:51] I

[07:28:00] Was it to remake

[07:28:21] I hate remakes.

[07:28:32] Although actually, I'll admit something.

[07:28:42] So I've caused two remakes recently because I queued up for a game and then I forgot that

[07:28:49] I was playing the game, so I never showed up.

[07:28:53] I was like, damn, I really don't care about the game anymore.

[07:28:56] And I lost 20 LP bookpipes.

[07:29:00] Oh my God.

[07:29:04] I completely forgot.

[07:29:07] It was when I wasn't streaming.

[07:29:13] What are you doing?

[07:29:14] both times I was just tabbed out doing other shit and then it just like didn't make a soundline

[07:29:22] loaded in I was like oh fuck I was in a game I tabbed back and it says remake minus 20 points

[07:29:28] My bad. Yeah, that was actually okay.

[07:29:58] Oh, D-Ray has thank you for the 28 months.

[07:30:06] A-Ram mayhem clears. Anyway, I have never played A-Ram. A-Ram mayhem.

[07:30:12] Oh, thank you for the 5! Thank you! Thanks, oh!

[07:30:17] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[07:30:20] Mucho appreciated. Terry thanks for the sub.

[07:30:28] You didn't hate it with the AT&T group?

[07:30:50] I remember.

[07:30:51] Yo, Nick A, thank you for the 5!

[07:30:54] Thank you, Nick!

[07:30:57] Thank you Nick. Oh, I got mid. No, I want to play AD. Please. Please. I need this. Please. I don't want to play mid, dude.

[07:31:14] Bro, I'm so bad at mid.

[07:31:19] I don't play mid. Well, counters Vagar when I don't want to play against.

[07:31:54] So I'm more likely to get a D

[07:32:02] Yosuo, my guns Yosuo. Well, he can win while my sh-

[07:32:18] As long as this guy carries I don't really care, but he's not going to is he?

[07:32:24] I

[07:32:40] Astronaut VEGAR

[07:32:46] Cute I got a normal one

[07:32:50] Red blue yellow pink

[07:32:54] green purple rainbow and sit up citric orange I gotta do rainbow

[07:33:06] Well, I think it's Yosemite

[07:33:12] Kale did it's killing you

[07:33:22] I don't know

[07:33:54] Oh my god!

[07:33:56] Thank you for the 5 gifts, thank you!

[07:34:01] Hey, I want to scan the top of the map.

[07:34:08] I want to scan the top of the map.

[07:34:14] I want to scan the top of the map.

[07:34:19] Hey, I don't want this game stopped but I'm gonna, I'm gonna just kill her.

[07:34:26] Is that good for me?

[07:34:28] I think it's pretty easy for her to, oh, my, oh, I'm a little astronaut.

[07:34:39] I'm like a fucking Pikmin.

[07:34:43] Maybe it's supposed to be like a Pikmin, it's even got all of yours.

[07:34:48] I feel like it's gotta be based off Pikmin, right?

[07:35:13] I think I'm gonna roll a explosive form, I guess.

[07:36:13] you

[07:36:43] you

[07:37:13] you

[07:37:43] you

[07:38:13] you

[07:38:43] you

[07:39:13] you

[07:39:43] you

[07:40:13] you

[07:40:43] you

[07:41:13] you

[07:41:43] you

[07:42:13] you

[07:42:43] you

[07:43:13] you

[07:43:43] you

[07:44:13] you

[07:44:43] you

[07:45:13] you

[07:45:43] you

[07:46:13] you

[07:46:43] you

[07:47:13] you

[07:47:43] You

[07:48:13] I'll make it, but things got beaten by the wind wall.

[07:49:12] Hello my favorite gay streamer. Gay streamer! Five fire phoenix snakes for the five months.

[07:49:21] Who's the best? Nice.

[07:49:25] Where's enemy team set mid-diff? Back right kill zone.

[07:49:33] I'm going for now. I think deathcap into Zawna's probably.

[07:49:39] Not in a save for the five gifted. Thank you. Thank you so much. I have TP.

[07:49:48] Yes I can see her, because I have a girl in the neighborhood and P.D.E.L. has been asleep.

[07:49:59] And she's a demon.

[07:50:01] Private Venus! Thank you for the private. Thanks!

[07:50:06] As they say she's low and down, she's just a miracle buddy

[07:50:12] As they say she's just a slow and down, that's the thing around town

[07:50:18] She's laughing like a clown, you've ever seen it before

[07:50:22] And that thing is different, that's what you never look

[07:50:25] I try to find the words for this time, cause they're a little bit of me

[07:50:29] That's the place to go now

[07:50:31] Nail's just falling off, which scares the shit out of me.

[07:50:39] I was about to say, are we fucking for real right now?

[07:51:01] I

[07:51:12] Betcha get Zonya's actually so I don't see y'all

[07:51:21] Just get it next to some later

[07:51:31] Okay, I'll take that.

[07:51:38] Oh, come on!

[07:51:47] Come on.

[07:51:49] Come on.

[07:52:00] Come on, go talk.

[07:52:05] Push.

[07:52:06] Actually, I guess you keep playing time careful

[07:52:36] Alright, he's too fed.

[07:52:53] His wife's steel!

[07:52:55] Blow some dumb heater holo, thanks for 13 months.

[07:53:00] Well that sucks.

[07:53:07] They surrendered!

[07:53:11] I didn't get my roll.

[07:53:13] The person who did get my roll ruined the game.

[07:53:17] I guess it just feel like that.

[07:53:30] I

[07:54:00] All right, this is my last game.

[07:54:10] Hey, banjakes!

[07:54:21] Dude!

[07:54:22] I just want to play my fucking character.

[07:54:27] Great display of your gaming skills today you sure us that you suck at CS, league and opening

[07:54:33] It was not my fault

[07:55:03] I've never gone to play the Gaushagin skin.

[07:55:11] Oh

[07:55:41] Oh, my god.

[07:56:03] Okay, let's go.

[07:56:18] I've only played against Mel like two times or something.

[07:56:35] Oh, I never remember what that character does.

[07:56:40] It's even... really?

[07:56:42] Not stage 10, or I think it is.

[07:56:45] What's his name to you?

[07:56:47] It's me.

[07:56:51] Oh, shit, I got Baba Ganu.

[07:56:53] Shit, my support.

[07:57:05] Thanks for sharing us what not to do in CS atleach.

[07:57:27] Yeah.

[07:57:34] For sure, Dave.

[07:57:43] if I had another remake I think I would be so fucking mad.

[07:58:12] I don't think it's quite as quiet as it is.

[07:58:42] Yeah, I smell the wastewater now, uh...

[07:59:01] Stupid bitch!

[07:59:08] I don't like that character.

[07:59:38] I

[07:59:52] Did for a while

[07:59:55] Missing

[08:00:08] I'm not sure if I can do that.

[08:00:38] I'm out of here!

[08:00:40] Looks like they just got back.

[08:00:45] Wait, I didn't want this.

[08:00:54] I want this.

[08:00:59] Hello.

[08:01:01] I'm going to pick a session.

[08:01:03] Look at her.

[08:01:19] Hello.

[08:01:21] Because

[08:01:29] Damn, I kinda stink.

[08:01:36] Damn, I kinda stink.

[08:01:59] Oh

[08:02:29] Why'd she give up?

[08:02:39] She's just like that.

[08:02:44] She's really in the stem.

[08:02:47] Get off this lady.

[08:02:48] She's just like...

[08:02:49] Undersandable.

[08:03:05] She's okay.

[08:04:09] Let's go.

[08:04:39] Okay.

[08:05:01] What did that shit have me?

[08:05:09] I hit him, but there's no vision.

[08:05:24] I'm sad.

[08:05:42] Very, very sad.

[08:05:47] I got a sick!

[08:05:49] I got a trap or something? Oh no.

[08:05:53] Oh

[08:06:19] Holy shit

[08:06:23] Oh, he didn't flash

[08:06:26] My bad

[08:06:43] Yo Ventus, thank you for 10 months

[08:06:47] Hello, and good luck with your game

[08:06:50] Thanks

[08:06:53] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[08:06:59] Thank you, Emily, for being the goat for me.

[08:07:02] I can always count on your stream to relax me and smile more.

[08:07:06] Glad to hear it.

[08:07:07] It's not probably because you're all making fun of me and my dog shit gaming, but that

[08:07:13] is okay.

[08:07:14] I appreciate it, thank you.

[08:07:15] Thank you

[08:07:40] If I died without getting it I would have been so sad

[08:07:45] Oh, that was nasty.

[08:07:52] Okay.

[08:07:53] Nice.

[08:07:54] Nice.

[08:07:55] Nice.

[08:07:56] Nice.

[08:07:57] Nice.

[08:07:58] Nice.

[08:07:59] Nice.

[08:08:00] Nice.

[08:09:31] you

[08:10:01] you

[08:10:31] you

[08:11:01] you

[08:11:31] you

[08:12:01] You

[08:12:31] Yay! Let's graven! You're the five gifted! Thank you! W5! Thank you, thank you, thank you!

[08:12:42] I'm not even flying though. Next time to her. Am I so broke? Did I get to kill her?

[08:13:01] I

[08:13:08] I

[08:13:11] I

[08:13:14] I

[08:13:17] I

[08:13:22] I

[08:13:25] I

[08:13:58] I can't see should

[08:14:07] Or the homies

[08:14:11] All right, what if we kill more and move

[08:14:17] Back to thank you mom. We'll do this with you in 10 years. Thanks for the three months

[08:14:28] We're gonna go

[08:14:45] Double your stream that's all they want

[08:14:49] double you stream

[08:14:52] Double you double me what is that?

[08:14:55] Oh, island bomb, thank you for the prize!

[08:15:25] I think Jinx is still way better than him right now, but my Jin is low, so I need to find

[08:15:43] I'm the queen when I'm not, um, being really fucking stupid.

[08:16:05] Ah, EE, thank you for the nut, or, no, I read it 9-6, thank you for the 5, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[08:16:11] EEE, thank you for the line text.

[08:16:14] Name of the 5, EEE.

[08:16:16] Appreciate it.

[08:16:18] My brain is lagging.

[08:16:20] Sorry.

[08:16:24] Thank you, thank you, EEE.

[08:16:41] I got you, bro. Go back in. Oh shit, I don't

[08:16:56] I don't know

[08:17:11] I

[08:17:26] Need your soft wall

[08:17:41] I don't work well now.

[08:18:03] Is it briefing?

[08:18:06] My box?

[08:18:10] Yep

[08:18:29] Please send help

[08:18:40] I

[08:19:03] Have time to back

[08:19:05] Where he has credits forced, he can't apply for a home loan.

[08:19:12] Oh that's a good one, that's a good one.

[08:19:14] Wait what's up Rosie?

[08:19:16] Which present equal is this shit?

[08:19:18] Uh, it's worse than all of them.

[08:19:21] A truly sinister game.

[08:19:24] I

[08:19:29] Real safe for the gifted

[08:19:36] And he and he's done him what

[08:19:54] Oh shit, hi Jay, what's up?

[08:20:24] Oh my god, it's so bad.

[08:20:30] Oh, my God, it's so bad.

[08:20:40] I've been sitting on it for like three hours.

[08:20:53] It's so bad.

[08:21:23] you

[08:21:53] you

[08:22:23] you

[08:22:53] you

[08:23:23] you

[08:23:53] you

[08:24:23] you

[08:24:53] you

[08:25:23] you

[08:25:53] you

[08:26:23] you

[08:26:53] This is hard.

[08:26:54] This is a hard game.

[08:26:55] This is so hard.

[08:26:56] We got a game, but I'm not sure if we'll be able to beat him.

[08:27:05] I don't think we can beat him.

[08:27:13] This is hard! This is a hard game!

[08:27:43] I do agree, I think those guys should probably do it, or maybe board, get the one now.

[08:28:13] I

[08:28:43] Oh, what are we doing?

[08:28:59] Shit, I don't know what that was.

[08:29:13] What are we doing?

[08:29:20] What is wrong with him?

[08:29:29] What the fuck just happened?

[08:29:39] I don't know.

[08:29:41] Yeah, I don't know.

[08:30:01] We're actually doing it.

[08:30:03] I think we probably can stop it, maybe.

[08:30:09] Oh

[08:30:39] Oh my god.

[08:31:01] I should have just tried to leave.

[08:31:11] I mean, they're gonna waste their time to be better off pushing down there.

[08:31:30] Oh boy.

[08:31:37] Their team is so hard to me as well.

[08:32:52] I got last fight and probably GA, honestly, right?

[08:33:03] I don't know if it'll even help me though.

[08:33:06] I get bloodthirster.

[08:33:09] Um, X-Optics.

[08:33:43] Oh my god, I missed everything!

[08:34:05] I'm sorry for being a little too loud.

[08:34:22] That's enough.

[08:34:23] I can get bloodthirster maybe?

[08:34:35] What do I get?

[08:34:44] I feel like I need damage.

[08:34:50] Hexoptics, but I already have Max Crit.

[08:34:54] Isn't it bad to overload craters about matter?

[08:35:20] I'm scared

[08:35:50] Oh my god that crit!

[08:35:57] I had barrier!

[08:36:08] I thought he couldn't kill me.

[08:36:11] Oh my god.

[08:36:17] Fuck.

[08:36:19] I should have buried it, I don't think he could.

[08:36:24] Maybe I should get GA.

[08:36:28] I don't know what I want.

[08:36:37] Did he nice onions?

[08:36:39] Oh, he's actually nice onions.

[08:36:42] Okay.

[08:36:44] Oh, okay, I'm getting here. I think that inspired me

[08:37:01] Dude, why is no one going to help go help him what is what hello

[08:37:09] I think a lot we might have tea

[08:37:44] Now we do it.

[08:37:51] Tratter.

[08:38:00] No! No stress!

[08:38:19] Oh, why don't we both have three drakes?

[08:38:23] Good, yes.

[08:38:30] Nice!

[08:38:32] That sucks.

[08:38:34] Just a little bit.

[08:39:30] Holy damage.

[08:39:35] Cutter please no, cutter please no right now.

[08:39:40] I'm nasty.

[08:39:54] I don't know.

[08:40:00] the cat is sitting right next to me staring into my soul.

[08:40:30] Not right now, Shutter!

[08:40:52] My support for jungler is really good, actually.

[08:41:00] That's good, that's good, that's good.

[08:41:15] I'm not sure.

[08:41:22] I'm not sure.

[08:41:29] I'm not sure.

[08:41:36] I'm not sure.

[08:41:41] I don't even know why anything.

[08:41:47] I feel like I just keep feeding.

[08:41:54] I don't know why I'm telling these to buy it.

[08:42:03] Cell collector.

[08:42:04] Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[08:42:05] I could sell collector for like, hex optics maybe?

[08:42:07] Yeah, they only got it.

[08:42:37] On my way

[08:42:44] You know a game I miss this patch I was thinking about this patch earlier

[08:42:56] I said on my way

[08:43:07] Nooo!

[08:43:25] No!

[08:43:27] I think I should probably go back.

[08:43:56] Yeah, I'll do my best. I will try to make Red Bull happy. Doing my athlete contract.

[08:44:12] Are you guys proud of me? Red Bull athlete? I don't know what the hell we're gonna do.

[08:44:20] I'll let you guys know what we did when I'm back.

[08:44:24] Okay, I'm gonna raid the 24-7 channel.

[08:44:28] There's a baby bird cam on it, and I think that the mom's probably sleeping in it.