Emiru
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04-11-2026 · 6h 56m
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One more time.
One more time.
Hello, everybody.
One more time.
One more time, I wanna celebrate, oh yeah, alright, I'll stop the dancing
One more time, I wanna celebrate, oh yeah, alright, I'll stop the dancing
One more time I wanna celebrate, oh yeah
Oh, I don't stop the dancing
One more time I wanna celebrate, oh yeah
One more time
One more time, we're gonna celebrate Oh, yeah, all right, don't stop the dance, yeah
One more time and we're gonna celebrate
Oh, yeah, stop the dancing one more time
I'm just feeling a celebration tonight
Celebrate, don't wait too late
No, you don't stop
You can't stop me, we're gonna celebrate it
One more time
One more time
One more time
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There's quite a few people, I mean I have a pretty big family but there's quite a few
people in my family that are gay and the first person in my family who came out was my uncle,
My uncle's not that much older than me for being my uncle.
He's like, I think like eight or nine years older than me.
And I remember my grandma telling me
when my uncle came out, my family is super, super Christian.
She said that they had to kind of go through
like a self-growth journey to being like, okay, yeah,
we're fine with this and you know,
like we think God is fine with this and stuff.
I'm not really religious myself, but my family is.
So I feel like maybe she became,
She was like, oh, I need to be very accepting.
And then she saw me get a wife on, I don't even know,
like Instagram or something.
And so she's like, hello, Emily.
Go into your wife.
And I was like, oh, I don't have a wife.
And I'm not really trying to get one.
But yeah, she was definitely serious.
I think she actually thought that I got engaged or married
and just didn't tell them or something.
I don't know.
Phoenix, thank you for the sub.
Thank you.
80-pound gorilla thanks for three months
You totally have three
No, I did not tell you
30-30 got arrested for fraud so then can we expect the tax fraud cosplay?
I'm not doing tax fraud actually. I have to pay my taxes very very soon
But I got a massive I got a massive refund for my taxes last year because last year I was a very good boy
I paid quarterly, but this year I wasn't as good about it
But I got a refund from the year that I paid quarterly and it was a very big refund
So now I'm going to use the refund to pay a lot of my taxes for this year. So I was like, oh my god
This is great. I should probably be a good boy for 2026 as well and pay quarterly again
You know basil. Thanks for 25 months Lucifer seven months of Pharaoh's one year. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
just means you overpaid yeah so I I didn't overpay this year because I haven't
even like paid everything yet so only a few days left I know but it's no I'm
fine I'm on top of it don't worry don't worry yeah CC thank you for the two
months welcome back and outlaw thanks for 14 good friend boy rule did I miss
anything crazy while I was gone for I think it's four days that I didn't
train so not that bad you know show the rats he's sleeping you know he's
sleeping he's sleeping you guys want to see the pictures and videos from the
event
I took I took quite a few Oh, yeah, I did see that the Artemis two people came back yesterday
That's very nice.
Okay, I'm just gonna open these all on it tab because I sent them to myself on this cord.
Tittlewits, thanks for 14 months.
But yeah, it was a great time honestly I
Didn't know what it was supposed to be it literally just feels like they were like yeah
We're gonna make you guys all come out here and do like a team building thing or something
Like we just hung out in there the bunch of
bunch of silly stuff
But I did take a lot of pictures and videos
So I at least have things to show you guys hold on I'm opening
They're not very they're all like not the best king himself. I did I did I have a picture
I don't have a ton of pictures but I have some that are kind of cool so so that I'm just going to show them me and me and we'll love a lot thanks for 51 months but so okay so I'm going to I'm going to give you guys a rundown of like the whole three days right okay so the first one is
Relief and being real off a lot. Thanks for 51 months, but so okay, so I'm gonna I'm gonna give you guys a rundown of like the whole
Three days, right? Okay, so the first day
Um, I wanted to minimize the amount of time that I wasn't streaming
So I was like just flying me in one of the days early and then I'm gonna fly out like at night
One of the other days, right? Otherwise, I would have been gone for five or six days coffee. Thank you for the five months
So I'm flying to Miami on I think it was Tuesday right and I get text from Esfand
He's like hi, I mean what fly are you on? I'm like oh, I'm on this one. Have you not gotten your flight?
He's like no, but I think I'll get the same one as you. I'm like, okay cool
So I get to the airport and I'm boarding my flight and everything right and Esfand is not there
I'm looking around. I'm like, oh, I guess Esfand decided not to not to get my flight
So I text him. I'm like, oh
What what fly are you on or no he text me again? He's like hey, what seat number are you in?
So I'm like, oh, I guess he got my flight, but I get on my flight and we're starting to move
I don't see him like oh, where'd you go? He's like oh, I got screwed over so bad
I showed up to check in and I was only three minutes late
And they wouldn't let me in and I tried to ask them if I could check in my checked bag at the flight gate
And they said no like what the fuck I was like oh as fan you got it
you gotta get there really early man you know he's like yeah well it just sucks
you know fuck up fuck Southwest I'm just gonna get this other flight that has a
layover in Dallas I'm like okay that yeah I'll see I'll see you there I'm
sure it'll be fine and then an hour into my flight to Miami it's just like a
one-way like no layover for me I'm halfway there and I get another text
He's like, dude, I'm so pissed.
I flew to Dallas for a layover to then fly to Miami, and I'm not going to make it to my
Miami flight because my Dallas flight got delayed and I'm stuck on the plane.
They're literally holding me hostage on the runway.
I can't get off the plane.
I'm trapped here.
I'm not going to make it.
I was like, dude, how does this always happen to you?
I'm just imagining him like trapped in Dallas all the runway and he's like, oh let me off the plane and they're not letting him off
But um, he did manage he said he managed to me actually make his connection to Miami by like a while
So he did make it and um
Yeah, that was that was nice and bro
So at the event I didn't really know anyone because I didn't know this but most of the Red Bull
athletes are people from other countries. Like there's only I think nine
Red Bull, like gaming Red Bull athletes from the US and the rest of them are from
other parts of the world like France, Italy, all these different places. So I
didn't really know anyone at the welcome party. I was just like do-do-do. Just
chilling. And then I made friends with this girl named Aimsie. She's a YouTuber.
She was she was very nice and we were both like yay this is so nice. Oh you
know I'm so glad I found someone I can just talk to. So we were hanging out
And then one of the Red Bull people came over to us and they were like, oh by the way if you guys want to hang out
There's a gaming lounge upstairs with a bunch of streaming PCs set up and
PlayStation and stuff because apparently some people like had sponsors. They had to stream
You know, we were gonna be busy literally all day there
So me and her go up to the gaming lounge
Which is like this penthouse suite in the hotel and yeah
and they had a PlayStation set up and a bunch of streaming PCs.
And one of the Red Bull guys is working on a PC, right?
He's getting it set up and we're like, oh, what are you doing?
What's this?
He's like, oh, yeah, some guy, like one of the Red Bull guys,
he asked if one of the PCs could have World of Warcraft
Classic, the Burning Crusade installed on it.
So I'm just making sure they get some installed right now.
And I was like, dude, there's no way.
And yes, it was Espen!
Because Espen showed up super late at like 11pm,
which is when the party ended by the way.
And he comes up to the suite, he's like,
oh yeah, yeah, I might stream on it, I don't know.
I think he ended up not streaming
because we were too busy.
But this guy was installing birdie crusade on the PC, bro.
Oh my gosh, so yeah, that was the first night
and then some people went out and partied,
but I'm not really a going out kind of person.
My ass, I just went to fucking bed, bro.
And then the next day, the next day, so keep in mind,
like, we don't really know what the hell's going on.
It was basically like, I don't know,
just like a team building slash motivation slash nice thing
slash making content for Red Bull social media trip,
I guess.
So they bring us into this conference room,
It's literally like head talk style like this guy on a stage talking to there's like all these projectors everywhere
And we're all sitting there. He's like hello guys to this weekend
We are gonna be sending you guys on missions on the on the land air and see
And we're like, okay, whatever that means you okay look thanks for the 19 months and kuma routine for the 13 months
Like okay, what it would whatever that means bro. So the first day was the sea missions, right?
And this is so so silly the first thing that they did this doesn't really matter right now
But it'll matter later in the story
The first thing that they did was they split all the con so they're like 50 of us and only like nine of us were from
And a right he split all of us or they split all the content creators into different groups
There was like oh, this is like the Delta ocean group whatever Renato. Thank you for the resummoned smoky
Thank you, and I noticed in my group. Okay, so it was it was me as fan
Ludwig
K-dral it was like they literally put all of my come back below the loud not really me or K-dral
I'll blow so all of like the loud content demon type people were in one group. I was like, okay
This is off. This is like very intentional. I think but we we were team. Oh shit
And this doesn't matter right now, but it'll matter later
So the first day was the sea missions and they were they were oh they also brought out like actual
Professional athletes to talk to us like yeah when I was a kid
I was jet skiing as a six-month-old baby
There was literally someone who said that and that was apparently like his war that he was jet skiing when he was six months old
But um anyway, I was like what are not jet skiing he was weak
He was um wasn't like wakeboarding the one where you're like pulled behind something
Yeah, he said that he was through that when he was six months old. I was like, what the hell were nothing compared to this guy, but
Yeah, they brought out. What was it the first day?
Yeah, it was just like some professional jet skier or wakeboard or something. It was crazy.
Yeah, it made me think about when me and extra Emily tried to wakeboard and we couldn't even stand up.
It's like what the fuck, man?
The first day was the sea missions, right?
So they load us all up onto the bus.
North Dakota, thanks for the 52 months.
And I have to say, compared to the Mr. Beast event, the Mr. Beast event, we were trapped
on the bus for like two hours because some people were just so, so late and couldn't
be on time.
But for the Red Bull bus, we left on time.
That was very nice.
though it was all streamers it was Red Bull athlete streamers we left on time it
was great and they take us to a dock and they have this cool boat is this the
boat oh this is a picture from the boat and we got a boat yeah FBC Matt they
were the five months we got a boat the ladies like guys don't get excited this
This is not the cool boat, this is the small boat and we're like uh okay and um yeah but
we were sitting in like our little, our group, I think I have a, oh wait this is like, Espen
let me his um, his metaglasses, so this is M-E-P-O-V on the Red Bull Boat, and then look,
look who I'm, I just, bro I felt like such a chud, I was like bro I'm sitting with,
with the goats, why am I here?
So it's as Phantaric, Tens, it's Timmy, Cajal,
and frickin' Ludwig, frickin' Ludwig.
But I was like, what are we doing?
It was so cool.
Yeah, I was like, I was just surrounded by aura.
And then I'm just here like, hi guys.
And then it was super rad at the beginning of the day.
It looked, it literally looks black and white,
so it was so rad.
But it was so cool.
I spilled my Red Bull on the ground.
That was really embarrassing.
And then, I think Ludwig, like,
he put on another pair of Metaglasses.
He was teaching us how you can turn,
it has a sensor because they like don't want people
to be able to record people without them going, right?
So there's like a little blinker.
He was teaching us how to turn it on
and record without the blinker going.
We were like, oh, amazing, amazing technology.
Yeah, see, see, see.
We were like, oh, so, so, so cool.
So yeah, we were riding across the Miami,
I don't know, the Miami Beach Bay or something.
And then, I don't know if I even took pictures
of the big boat.
Oh, this is a from on the boat.
They had Red Bull coconuts, very fancy.
Oh, this is, we did jet skiing, right?
They filmed us on jet skis.
This is me out.
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She's like, woo!
But they wanted me to do it, but we were like,
we're going to make Esfand the girl.
So I was driving the water corvette,
and Esfand went woo, but I did it too.
I don't know what they're going to use it for,
but they were filming us with a drone.
And then, yeah, that's pretty much it for the first day.
We were just on the boat.
Oh no, they had us film a bunch of content
on the boat for their socials,
like the ones that they did with me before
that were like, oh, Emeru,
guesses the game and rearranges the cans.
But one of the videos that they had me film
was a blood wig teachers ever in Chinese.
I've never been more humiliated in my life.
Oh my God, he was teaching me how to say,
hotel, Judean.
And he's like, that's not pig shop or whatever.
I was like, oh my fucking God.
This is humiliating because I'm literally supposed
to be like, why do my cameras freeze?
Why does it do this?
Hello? Hello? Yeah it was uh, it was, oh my god, but then they also had me rank his cosplays.
I was like, oh I'm not even a professional or anything. I felt so mean, but I gave him
my honest opinion, you know? So, yeah, I was sick and about to throw up. And then
And then the next day, it was the same thing, they had us in the conference room thing, and
they brought in some guest speakers, they brought in a professional skateboarder, Ryan Schekler
I believe his name was, and yeah I think it was just him, oh a professional bodybuilder
too, like some like jacked guy, yeah it was very very cool.
And then they're like, today we are going to do the land and air missions.
And the air mission was they put, they sent us up in a helicopter, it was so cool.
I actually posted a thing about to my store, a leaked Cajal picture.
But yeah, we flew around Miami Beach, it was so cool.
Did I close the other video?
Hold on, I think I did.
Is it?
I
Yeah, look look how pretty it was love the water was like green it was it was like me who colored water
It was so cool and the air tour guy was very cool. He had a cool accent
Very awesome. Yeah, I got a picture with my shoes in it and everything. It was awesome, but bro
I won't be real. I'm the kind of person where like I'll do anything like I like daredevil kind of stuff
I like trying new things. I like adrenaline type things
I did not like the helicopter bro like every strong gust of wind you could feel the helicopter going I
Did not like that shit at all. It felt so spooky. I did not like that
It was so scary, but it was it was still awesome
It was very cool and then um I didn't really take video of the the like land
mission it was literally a skateboarding class right um oh I I did I had lunch and
during lunch I talked with Cajroll on and I told him I was like bro I'll see my
offline chat watching your stream and watching you watch League and he thought
That was really funny. He was really happy about that. He's like, oh, that's crazy
I never I never would thought I was like bro. You're a massive streamer. What do you what do you mean?
But yeah, he was very nice. I took a pic. I took a picture with him at the very end of the day
Angie buns. Thank you for 13 months coyote silver cloud cardigan. Thank you so much
Yeah, I know that the league frogs are big
Kajal enjoyers. Yeah, he said you guys were cool basically
But the land mission was basically just a skateboarding class, and oh my god we were all horrible at it.
And I had- oh my god, I hope that they don't post the video of this.
So, oh my god.
I was doing my skateboarding right there to do wee.
And then at one point
My they kept I could tell that they were trying to film me a lot because they had a drone flying around the skateboarding class
Right, and the drone would come really close to me a lot and be like flying around me like
Orbiting me like a little bird and at one time my board popped up
And it knocked a drone out of the sky and the drone was like sputtering on the ground
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, and I didn't even know who was flying it
So I was like looking around and then something like it's okay. It's okay
No, I didn't kill the drone like someone like came over and like put it back up and then it flew away
Oh my god, I feel so bad
Yo, it was a critical hit. I literally knocked it out of the sky. Oh
Oh my gosh, and then there was supposed to be more stuff. There was like um
There was like a vintage car show at the hotel
And I was like oh yeah, yeah, I'll go to that I'll go to that and so but there was like a downtime right because they gave
It was a lot of downtime to just chill which was nice. I
Went to go sit in the hotel restaurant and they had a couch there, right? I
Sat down on the couch and I fell asleep for an hour and I missed the car show
I woke up I was like fuck fuck so I missed it I missed the vintage car show and then I had to go
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Oh, here's one, okay.
They had him do a fricking...
He was grinding the rail and we were all just sitting there chilling.
Whoa, how do you know I'm thinking for the 10 gift that thank you!
Yeah, very very cool. I don't think there's a video of me eating the drone, but I didn't get in trouble for anything, so I think it's okay.
I think it's okay.
How convenient. Well, I think that it's just pictures in this album, let me see.
It's just pictures in here.
Oh, here's one.
You can't see the drone, but there's me in my helmet and my elbow pads.
I have an extra large size head I found out.
I had to wear the extra large helmet.
So that was um, that was interesting, yeah very, very large head, very large head, yeah
that was cool, very cool, yes very awesome, and yeah that was my trip and then like I
Like I said I come home to my grandma texting me, asking who my wife is, uh like grandma
I don't have a wife!
I don't have a wife!
But uh yeah.
That was it.
That's what I did.
Maybe I did not say all three.
Yo Lickma!
I'm not saying that but thank you for the gift sub.
Thank you!
If I arrest you I thank you for the gift sub clear baited your granny. I did not I did not clear bait my grandma. I
Did not hold me. Thank you for the seven months. Welcome back again. We're weak
Yeah, I made sure to get pictures for you guys especially because I promised I would get a picture with cable
Where is it?
Their mission accomplished. Are you guys mad at me for leaving now?
probably still pissed huh still pissed I'll take even more pictures next time I
mean I did take more I just didn't pull them all up you know it was kind of a
lot I see I have any more interest oh I I took a picture of the ugliest the
ugliest what is this it pisses me off the ugliest cyber truck I've ever seen
actually I was gonna show you guys on the phone this deserves to be on the
main monitor hold on so happy you get to enjoy such incredible opportunities and thank you homey dog
oh yeah i'm gonna show you guys this cute picture of mott's too but first the cyber truck it's the
most horrible thing i've seen in my life oh my goodness okay so first everyone look at this
picture of Mott's is this the cutest thing you've ever fucking seen like what
she's so fucking cute what the fuck and second of all look at this fucking
Cybertruck like is this co what is this COVID what is this they have like some
kind of like a nucleus wrap on their car this is me in the the parking
garage oh my god basically human-sized Funko but not a human-sized Funko
Pop, does anyone know what this is?
It's a COVID Cybertruck.
Is that literally COVID?
What is that?
It's a virus?
It's not, I don't think it's Metroid.
It's a neuron.
That's the mitochondria of the truck.
Oh.
Yeah, I was like, bro,
I get back from beautiful Miami.
You know, I made some new friends,
hung out with people I've known for a long time too.
And then I see this.
The first thing I think I get back in Austin, Texas,
you're hating cause jealous.
Well, I am not jealous, I swear.
Goosey, thank you for the one year.
I'm not jealous of this at all.
Like, what the hell is that, dude?
This is terrible.
It's faster than the Corvette.
You would rather have this than the Corvette.
Oh my God.
You guys are- you're so full of shit, you're just saying that to try to upset me.
Oh my gosh, okay, let me pull up this other clip.
Okay, this- wait, no, this is important.
I'm turning off the- actually, no, that's true.
So the- the- the baby bird, or the- the bird mom, her, um, the eggs didn't hatch
while I was gone, so she- she's still there.
Apparently someone clipped and the dad bird came by the dad bird came by and brought her a little snack
Well, I'm pulling up the clip. It's so good
W dad
Okay, look look look she's she's cheaping. She knows he's approaching
Sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep! Sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep, sheep!
She's waiting for her husband and then she brings her word!
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, I just tried to buy subs and
My PayPal got rejected. Jamco. Thank you for the six here. I'm trying
you
I'm going to restart my OBS, am I actually back, hello, hello, hello, I started my OBS,
what was I saying?
You know Kaiser thanks for the two years. Thank you. Thank you. Um, what was I saying? I'm good. I'm lost
Maximus thanks for the four months ask on thank you for the five. Thank you. Yeah, W money laundering
W okay, NDA and companies karma thing for the ten yeah company took me out
I was gonna say I think is um, I
Really, I'm not like a youtuber really right like all of my YouTube content is just re-uploaded stream stuff
except for like two or three videos.
What the heck, River?
They heard the ten and landed the over the five.
But my YouTube, surprisingly, has done pretty well
over the years.
And YouTube sent me two things.
It was on a cool box.
They sent me this for my car.
And the back has my stats and stuff.
1.5 million subs.
Script hype, script hype, script hype, script hype,
script hype, script hype, script hype,
And then they also, they sent me this and then I was like bro this is so fucking sick.
And the back has my name and I was like whoa they're trying to make me a youtuber.
They're like Emmy please upload.
Yeah I haven't uploaded in so long.
I haven't even tried it on yet.
We had it's freaking sick
But look how cool it is wow
They said gave her thinking for the five and first seven thing for the five. Thank you guys. Wow level 17 treasure train
holy moly holy moly and
Super cool wow anonymous thank you for the 10
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Yeah, so now if I ever go to a racing event
It'd be pretty cool, huh?
Pretty cool 2013. I think that's because that's when I made my YouTube channel, but I don't think I uploaded till like 2016
Dave, thank you for the five gifted. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Yeah, we're sort of doing the McLaren stream
I just don't know exactly when because I'm Wednesday night after my stream I have to fly to LA for Master Baker.
Well, I'm Jensen! Thank you for the toy! Thank you guys! I don't have so many gifted subs. It's crazy.
Look, do you see the fit? It's me, YouTuber Emmy. I am known as a YouTuber.
so I got it okay not not so you know you not so you know instigator anything but
where's my twitch jacket like what the heck this is so cool I've never gone
anything like this from a platform that I've been on oh thank you for the 10
thank you because I kind of quit all of their social media to focus on twitch
Thank you, Oof! And, uh, come over, come over Oskar, thank you for the one year.
Maybe, I cannot say, I cannot say, who knows, who knows, and that's sick of
YouTube established 2005 and then
Mine says 2013 because that's what I made my channel
Jojo Jerry's 52 months. Thank you first event. Thank you for another five. Thank you very kind
Very very kind
He he money's tight. Yes
very cool feel like Valkyrie and you cross-platform up a sheet she has a really
really big YouTube audience I feel like mine's just like people from the stream
mostly or maybe I'm wrong Mitch thanks for the six months and well I don't know
if I want to do it because I wouldn't want to split my audience and I heard
that they weren't they like giving people warnings because they were
combining YouTube chat and Twitch chat on screen like oh so it's personal then
it's personal they reverted it then maybe but I don't I don't think I have like a
big YouTube following or anything I mean yeah I think most of my subs on YouTube
are probably people from the trains probably I'm gonna give you guys more
subs because there's a treasure train so why not you know oh yeah YouTube is
really strict with copyright music bro I would get my stream again taken down in
like two seconds and like I don't really want to sacrifice my playlist because I
love my playlist so yeah I'd have to like figure out another like audio
routing thing just to stream on YouTube and I don't know wait how would I guys
How would I do my 20-minute intros on YouTube if I was with non-copyrighted music?
Train so gave me. Thanks for the two two months. Thank you
Peanut uses copyright music maybe there's a way around it now then but I remember
When I did the Naruto cosplay with Jason and Ray and Sakura
I remember Ray was co-streaming using my feed and
And or no Jason's feed because we were using Jason setup and Jason played the Naruto theme and her stream got instantly copyright taken
And she was like that's fine. I'm used to it. I don't really care. I
Felt really bad
Renry XO. Thank you for the prime. Thank you. Thank you
Yeah, I felt really bad seems annoying
Marvel oh, whoo. Thanks for the eight months and she but thanks for five months. Thank you. Thank you
Wow, so many excuses, lazy streamer.
Well, excuses are good! What do you mean?
What, that I was out of town? Hmm.
Well, should I have been streaming on my bathroom breaks in Miami?
JTRA, thank you for the 10KL Sproom, thank you for another 5, and Stuart, well, thank you for another 5. Thank you.
Yeah. Okay, my bad, my bad, my bad.
You're right, my bad.
Oh, forgot streaming on YouTube. Hmm.
I mean, that wouldn't really be more work.
What it?
I mean, not really.
I don't know.
Phoenix, thanks for the five months.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, five months.
Oh boy, I probably have so much reaction to cash up on.
Bro, I still can't play fucking Premiere and CS, but I'm getting close.
I'm getting close at least.
So that's good, right?
Rizoufei, thank you for the Prime.
Thank you NPC math. Thank you for the heart. Oh my god. This is a crazy treasure train. Oh my lord Murphy say Murphy
Thank you for the five gifted. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Let me raise the sub goal
Because it's getting up there. I'm gonna put 12k. I
guess I
Guess just give some more maybe I will
Maybe time to react
Well, I didn't really get to watch any of the Artemis stuff, although last night I did
open the stream, the NASA stream randomly, and I thought they were like, they were working
on like, pulling the debris out of the ocean, and I looked
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Okay, this is my new strategy. I'm waiting at a stoplight so I can ask Moped people who have it.
How did this bike go?
To ask, to tell me where they bought it.
So I'm just gonna wait here, run up to the first Moped person who has it, cause all the Moped people had it.
And then I harass them.
And then so far.
Okay, I didn't record it.
A girl at a stoplight told me to come here.
Oh, you know.
Ooh, look at all those bikes!
I got them! I fucking got them!
I was hoping I could find like the Hello Kitty ones, but you know that these were so good and so well I think
This might be the coolest she's ever looked
Thanks Miles, thanks for 14 months
Okay, I'll be back
We got your back
Oh my goodness!
Well, I'm on First Amendment at Hot Sun Age Junior.
Thank you guys for the follow-ups.
Thank you.
Wow, a lot of 22 hype trains!
Thank you, I feel very, very welcome back.
Oh no.
Dude, where'd you get these?
So many stores, bro.
So many stores.
Those look nice.
Also, it's probably kind of dangerous.
What?
It might like fuck with your dexterity.
But, try it out.
Give me a break.
I'm gonna go get some of these.
I'm gonna go get some of these.
I'm gonna go get some of these.
I'm gonna go get some of these.
I'm gonna go get some of these.
I'm gonna go get some of these.
I'm gonna go get some of these.
with your dexterity but try it out give me a shot how did you do this this must be a pain
I didn't have to poke a hole in the sides but more finding them was hard yeah yeah
whoa can I tell you I'm toasty johnny thank you for the 20 thank you thank you thank you
sorry I'm pausing the video because I don't want to talk over it's the last episode thank you
Johnny thank you
Let's fucking go thank you, bro
They I went on a little journey this morning you sacrifice like two hours of sleep
at least I can't believe how
Non ubiquitous those gloves are you guys don't get a Michael's usually last up
I'm trying to get maximums ease in late to fall asleep.
I will be tonight, tonight and tomorrow at the day.
Why?
You're the only thing from the five.
I need a cooler, you need warmer hands.
I saw you up at 8 a.m. and I was like,
dude, he must have slept so bad.
That also I did sleep really bad.
Yeah, so we FaceTimed Lee last night
and like basically three different people
have all told us to take the galsuit.
And we've not taken the galsuit as whole trip
because you're not allowed.
Fro-Frokey, thanks for 30 months, faint smiles, thank you for 20 fricking gifted subs, thank you!
You're trying, that's not, uh, legal for motorcycles to ride on it.
He said something very wise last night.
Do you remember he's that phrasing?
Thank you for the five!
He said, if they don't tell me no, I think it is okay.
Yeah, he's like, in this country?
Holy shit, level 23, high train!
And I was like, oh damn, okay, Lee.
I feel like I didn't take it to school!
Yeah, it's worth to live by.
Yeah, I don't know how to get to the highway. I just know that there's an entrance
That supposedly leads to it the are
Go on galsuit. I want to say
Just on the left border of the town should just try it out
It's like up this bridge thing. Yeah, I think our game plan is basically drive
35% off, if so.
And if they kick us out, then find a different route, but if they let us in?
And me or Hoffin?
Shit. That's what Lee told me to do. He said maybe this one is allowed.
Hit up Big Brother Lee.
For whatever reason.
Ah, fuck you, take it over there.
That's Daga Lee.
I'm not the, oh dude, is that it? That would be crazy if it was.
It does look-
I just raised my bit rate. I had it really low. I forgot because my stream was f'ing last time.
So let me know if it starts looking weird.
Oh, I think it-
Uh, no, it's just a plate now.
I think it's a different one, right?
It's definitely a highway, but I don't know if it's the highway.
Why are there so many highways out of this little house town?
We could ask somebody.
Yeah, maybe we could ask the people at this gas suit.
Some of this gas station to ask?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love the way it's...
We're on the worst game plan.
We're at the gas station employee.
Not a bad plan.
Tail is all this time.
That lady's isolated.
It probably looks better though, right?
The Bay Break probably looks better.
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two of them now!
ah, two of them!
ah, what was that?
fuck your pineapples
that was different than what I got I feel like
yeah, she looks like she pointed to a completely different direction
shit
alright, let's just see if we can find it
quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly
you'll casually die if you go to grocery stores
to maybe ask somebody where to find this legendary argo on galsu
and I haven't written down
cause I was sent it by one of my WeChat friends
yeah, Chinese grocery stores
they're kinda awesome
they smell so good, that must be a fresh bakery
bakery. Is it scary to get bread again from a bakery? Oh, they're traumatized by the bread.
It would be so crazy if we could get some bread. They're going to have the last meal review today.
This is so sad. Look at this cream filled delight. Holy shits. Thank you for the seven months.
That is insane. That was delicious. That's how you know it's good. What did you find out?
She said it was that. It was a 30? She said it was the road that we were on.
Really? She said, I mean, she said, I did like the hand signals and everything.
I mean all right we can ask one more person yeah let me corner this guy right here
his walking pace is fast though
there's so much better at it it's so cool still work another five thank you okay wow it just says
something thank you so much Chinese sign makers it makes a lot of sense
because the road yeah it just like it looks like it looks like
but with air crazies
was that
she'd be with the odd one goes
it
don't you check on my cooking and cut
what is happening
what you guys see this they're broken
siren harley thinks that you might have ignored it what it's what
what do you mean
By who? Yeah, why is it broken?
It is broken.
Oh, wait, it's caught up.
I think I gifted too much.
My bad, bro.
There we go.
Siren Harley, thanks for the two months.
Oh, it didn't lag out.
What happened?
It broke because of me.
Sorry, guys.
Sorry, yeah, we shout louder. Thank you for the gift. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you so much for the time
Go till I tell you you can't money
You're like we should go to that time yeah
All right, let's rip the datum. Whoa, look at that sign right what hundred mile an hour. I've never seen it
Never seen that I didn't know a Chinese person new three miles
Beijing god you want your Beijing kaya Beijing kaya
This is Beijing kaya first time that we have seen Beijing on a roadside kind of beautiful thing
Because I believe what's a hundred kilometers
The Arguangau Siu that people keep telling us about.
That's the one that goes to Arlene and Halpchil.
Yeah, it's weird and fucking confusing.
Because G55 and then the text above, I don't know if you can read it, also doesn't say
Arguangau Siu.
One of your business Americans.
I saw it because I saw one long, long time.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
And Mike is believing that the G55 leads us to the Arguangau Siu?
Maybe.
Which one do we follow?
25 miles for sure. Yeah. Yeah, we don't want to go to the one that
I feel kind of dumb. Why? Because this whole trip we could have just ridden on gausses. That's not true
We tried to do on the first day and it was just oh they did wave us off. Yeah, they told us to fuck off
I think it's just maybe it's a loud. Yeah, it's like in sections of the country where it's like kind of a hard
It's reverse otherwise. Yeah, I don't know if you guys saw but when we went through the the ETC
It did have like a motorcycle gate
like it had a gate that was designed in the middle and that much a little hole.
We're log, thanks for one year.
It didn't have a no motorcycle allowed sign.
So anyway shout out Big Brother Lee followed your advice and now we're
hopefully gonna make some progress today as opposed to yesterday.
Hell yeah!
And then maybe get to Ayrton.
Who knows?
Beijing, Kalya.
Kalya.
Dude I love these glove warmers bro.
They're awesome.
Those are quite nice.
You seal, thanks for 15 months.
Okay, that right there, ladies and gentlemen, is the Mongolian and Mandarin Spelling of
Arlian Haltluq.
450 kilometers!
But how do they do that in one language?
I don't know how the Mongolian language works.
That's just an L.
I don't know.
language works. That's just an L.
We're so fucked up, Arlie and Houttuha. I'm fine.
We're thinking about just blasting there today.
We're just gonna go today. We're going through the highway.
We're actually not like getting lost and going through the seas.
If this road brings us there, I mean we can blast like 120 km.
That's a speed limit here and get there before the sun falls,
which would be awesome and then we can enjoy the day and Arlie
Arlia how to walk and then have an awesome day in Beijing before I have to leave so that I think it's our game
Yes Beijing!
What's all that crazy, I don't think you can see this
Way deep there that blue sign
That says 208
I don't know how the fuck that makes any sense. No matter where we go
I'm gonna give back some luck down there
It's time to fucking 208 is my street. We have changed all roads in LA. It is now 208
Yeah, you do you fucking blast there?
Dude, we should we be bad?
Should we be bad?
Should we be bad? Should we just fucking go to Orland?
I want my Visconti!
Oh yeah, your Visconti!
Your flip flops.
Your flip flops.
Okay, let's do it.
Fuck it.
Can you freeze frame me in that exact moment?
And can you also just make it so I was in the air too?
Because we kind of missed the sink.
You can jump now and I'll put it in.
Okay, once just a tank and like a small concert is that?
This is the third Arley and how to assign we've seen and everyone has
Had a progressively farther away number of kilometers, which doesn't make sense
A road sign for a road that you're not headed towards
Yeah
Maybe we go two more signs if it's farther and because I these are the exact characters for sure
I'll remember the L. I'll remember the you remember the Mongolia
I remember the Mongolian L. Do you think you could tell cuz like look at the other ones?
Yeah, I remember that one. Okay. Okay. All right. I'll remember the Mongolian over the Chinese
Hopefully we are on the right path. Not fuck back to the fucking square one drawing board
Let me move so you guys can see the map they're getting really close
We've seen these things basically since we first got to China and every median maybe they just slowed out
but this one just...
No, it can't be like for safety.
Why are the road areas so happy?
Yeah me neither.
They're making that face.
Can someone from China tell us?
But yeah this is a dead-ass road.
It's not a soul well, I thought everyone be going to erin hot these days. Oh, man, it is beautiful
Sky so blue kind of reminds me of invincible versus a 3d3 tag fighter
Comes on April 30th. There's an open beta that starts April 9th for console only
Yes, check it out. I'm gonna link the description
All the invincible characters, you know, look
Okay, we're about
350 kilometers away. Yeah, which is about three hours driving on the Arguangau Sioux, which
We have to get on again because we exited. We got right back
But we're a lot of beyond yeah, there's like some motorcycles on it. Shout out big brother Lee and it's fucking cold
We are going so fast that it's getting so cold. I know it looks like a nice sunny summer day
We'll pass a lake and it's frozen. Yeah, it's kind of weird and it's like it's like 50 something degrees in the Sun and the Sun's fine
And then you're driving a hundred plus kilometers and it's
Like drops it feels like below freezing. Yeah, this feels incredibly fucking cool
I would not there's no universe. I'd make it without the gloves. You got me. I would have to stop like every fucking 20 kilometers
W W friend
Thank you!
Glove time!
Does it fuck with your...
Bixxerio?
No.
It was kinda nice that we're just
twisting the phone.
Yeah, maybe if we were on
Pothole City.
Or Death Road.
Yeah.
In the mountains, that'd be scary.
I'm excited to see Aeronaut.
Dude, I can't believe we're gonna
fucking go to Aeronaut today.
We're gonna be under the Kissing Dinosaurs.
Oh, we can kiss under the Kissing Dinosaurs!
We make out under the Kissing Dinosaurs.
Oh crap.
Uh, well let's crush, bro!
Let's fucking yeah!
Let's get there before nightfall.
That'd be the dream.
Yep, God knows we're not stopping.
True.
All right, let's see.
Getting back on, you can see the Mongolian road
sign of Ramangolin.
Highway signs are awesome.
It's cool.
It's cool.
That's a nice and artful, OK?
See how this goes?
Yep, got the wave, boys.
Did he just wave you in?
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
There we go.
Fuck about motorcycles.
All right, baby.
On the road!
All right, baby.
I can't believe this is actually the last video!
We just wanted to go to Mongolia because it went from road signs to all Chinese,
or maybe Chinese in a bit of English, to every road sign is Chinese with Mongolia.
Yeah, it is. I haven't seen a quarter of English class. I don't know, a hundred kilometers.
Okay, okay, favorite and least favorite thing about China, we'll go back and forth.
The road signs I do not like how the road signs
Just disappear they just go away
Forever and you have to just drive on a road and then you're on the road
It makes it a little stressful all right, what's it like what's it like? I've loved all the different biomes
I love seeing different biomes, right?
I'm gonna go food.
I don't think I've rated any meal under like a 7.0.
The food!
The food!
It's fucking good.
Yeah.
I didn't expect to be so like, I don't know what the word is, popular because I am a foreigner.
Literally, so many people just come up to take a picture and then leave.
Yeah.
Dude, I'm with that a hundred percent.
I didn't expect that shit at all.
I mean, we went to Japan, you know, that didn't happen I think a single time.
No. And we went to some rural parts. I like how excited some Chinese people are to see us
and learn about our journey and help on it. Yeah, it is the best. They are super fine and a lot of them
if we can kind of get through are super willing to help. Go above and beyond like you know go out
and buy local delicacies or invite us to crash their employee dinner or you know invite us to
to their home after they crash their funeral.
I don't think that happens in many other countries in the world.
Well, you think you'll be sad when this is over?
Yeah, I think I'll miss it.
Yeah, I'll never miss it.
Because I had to do fucking, like, work shit at night.
Yeah, I'm pretty good at it.
Well, it's nice he hasn't think about this as work at all.
Yeah, wake it up.
Passion project.
Don't go somewhere cool.
Eat some awesome food.
It's a good life.
It's a good fucking life in a while.
We stop there
No, we're gonna see them air and hot bro. That's true
The fucking dinosaurs bro, but I'm blocking them
Fucking dinosaurs
We're driving on the road and there's a bunch of dinosaurs statues
Right behind us. We're about to see more and air and hot. I guess there's a
This must be just like a paleontologist wet dream of place
Did they dig up a bunch of dinosaurs in the air at all or something?
It is really like dinosaurs.
Yeah, it's just like a final thing.
Oh, it's nice and warm in here.
Okay, what snackies do they have?
They're just not expected to try them.
Oh.
Is that the one you got that last time?
I think it was the biggest.
Oh, that one's really good then.
I'm down.
I could probably just survive off that.
The real, oh.
Yeah, I'm not for that.
All right, Michael, we are about 130 kilometers out,
maybe an hour.
I can't believe it.
You ready to fucking get there?
Let's go to Arley and Hawk to do it, bro.
Let's go to Arley and Hawk to do it.
All right, bro.
One more time.
It's too big.
Where the fuck is that?
Should we ask for directions?
Yeah, I know Arlene how to.
It's the only city with a fucking 5,000 kilometers.
Is it, man?
We're about to make it.
There's a lot of awesome people along the way.
Who are some of the highlights?
Dude, um, Chen is quite a great.
That was our first, like, China experience.
Chen early on, the guy who ran the restaurant,
that definitely should be a hotel,
over at this League of Legends playing Sun.
We have, who else?
Lee, obviously the go.
Even last night, I guess that dinner that we got the crash,
that was pretty cool.
That was the most comfortable I've ever been
to get in China so far, so I really like it.
Yeah, let me just feel at home.
That was nice.
Split P guy will be in my heart forever.
Ah, split P guy, right, we got it right.
What happened to Michael's microphone?
A random guy who came up with a Samurai sword
for the photo shoot, that was...
Yeah there's a lot of red people.
Oh my god it's them.
Oh my god it's them.
Oh my god it's them.
Oh my god it's them.
Oh my god it's them.
Oh my god it's them.
They made it!
They made it!
Why isn't it time now?
Why isn't it time?
It's a surprise.
Why are they looking at each other's hearts?
I hope you'll do your work.
Have a great stream.
Thank you for your watcher!
Thank you!
Why the fuck are they kissing?
It's so weird!
Yo rocks it! Thanks for the sex violence.
Wow! But they made it!
Should we look into their tongues under the dinosaur?
Should we look into their tongues under the dinosaur?
Air and hot of China.
We fucking made it.
They made it!
Oh my god, I remember when you clogged the toilet or shit that one time. Day one!
No, not like it's a bath and you're just so long ago, you know what I mean?
It was your shit that I pulled out.
Oh, fuck, dude. We're here. It's cold as hell. Look at this.
Okay, we picked
Aron hot of China as our
Ender for really no reason other than it was the only town that had something
no orty on the border of Mongolia and China.
I guess in this case, two dinosaurs making out.
When they said that they were kissing dinosaurs, I thought it was like they were just looking
at each other.
I didn't think they were going tongue and throat.
They were fucking full on tongue and each other.
I thought it was a statue.
Who made that?
I didn't realize it was like that.
Like they're licking like the savory taste blood.
Yes.
They have so many of these like metal dinosaurs for something that I think almost known
goes to based off of the amount of people here which is to but also that
like the signs are all like oh son bleached to shit yeah that was like 40
years ago and never like I don't think that's normal for force attraction like
dude this place is building all the wires coming out of it I need like I don't
know fucking 12 benches probably just to accommodate everyone no chairs oh no
just put the ballers out put the ballers they can sit on a few of the
Ballers, take a cell if you're a baller.
What is that?
I don't know.
Dung wall.
Aaron, hot the dung wall.
Are you in how to live the dung wall?
All right, we're going to go explore the city.
This is Aaron, huh?
They made it.
This is a gartha.
This is a gartha.
We finally made it through a gartha.
It's dinosaurs kissing.
That's a gartha.
Woo.
I don't know what this is.
My guess is like every hut is a little restaurant, table,
and they come and serve food.
My guess is that you're so hungry that you'll say anything as the pressure is this food
Maybe you're right. Maybe I'm definitely right. Yeah, it does. This is like some
Main hall, but you can take a peek in here
That's a dinner table. That's a dinner table. Okay. All right, buddy. I'm right. I'm right, bro. You got that. You got it. Who's singing?
It's beautiful. I got a stage
Sweet dinner.
Yeah, if we can.
Holy shit, he's going off.
Whoa, it's live, bro.
Whoa!
Damn, that guy's awesome.
You know what you could do?
What's that?
You could wait for the RV crew.
I'll just eat all of them.
And then just get a big year with everyone.
Just get a fucking year with everyone.
Just get a year with the boys.
It's gonna be nice.
All right.
Okay.
We just stand here, Jill.
I just wanna fuck you.
It must feel so amazing.
Line her up.
That's a journey.
Oh, it's the rule of thirds.
The third of our head.
I'm gonna smoke one.
I can't go here.
Oh no!
We're both addicted to cigarettes now.
What the fuck?
I'm not telling you, Gull.
Tip to tip.
Then it will zoom in on our penises in the sunset.
And then we eat the cigarette,
like it was the spaghetti in...
We smoke it from both sides.
What the hell?
Alright, Michael, wrap it up, man.
What the hell?
I can't believe that it's over.
I totally actually can't believe that it's over.
That was a really long and grueling journey.
It was fun, though.
You have to say a lot of China for real, I think.
Yeah, definitely.
Is it a way anyone has experienced China ever?
Before us two were the first one to do it this exact way. I think actually yeah, oh like this exact route our
Yeah, like where we ate who we met the route we had we are the first youth I ever have it
I don't think it's the right way to explore China, but it's our way. I wouldn't change it. No, it's a great way to explore China
I always wonder when I go to a place if like I'm seeing like the actual place or like the place just made for tourists
We saw the actual place. This is definitely the actual place. Yeah, we're going next
Oh, it's a fucking dumb sponge bulb.
Oh, yeah.
Shorter.
Tip to tip. The next one should be shorter, I think.
Two weeks is our cap.
You need, like, a break here, at least, you know?
Yeah.
Maybe then after we'll tip to tip Panjia.
You do tip to tip from where Panjia's tips were.
Think about it! Tip to tip Panjia!
That would be fucking crazy!
We'll start on the tip of where Panjia would be in the south.
That would be crazy!
I mean, where the tip of where Panjia would be in the north is a great fucking idea.
That is a good idea.
We're going above it.
But first we need to gap your face.
Gap your face.
Short ear.
Yeah.
Or tip-a-tip silk road.
And we have to bring one, like really, really like, like fragile piece of glass.
If it breaks, we'll start over.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Back to the back.
Dude, that's so far.
Yeah, but I think together we can do anything.
Fucking except for turn our blinkers off, I guess.
Who's that?
It's a good trip.
Who's that?
Good trip.
Is that talking to me?
It's a very cinematic shot.
Who's that? You don't have a watch.
Time to go away.
Okay, it's a horn. It's a go away horn.
It's the cam cut the video horn.
It's a fucking video.
Okay, goodbye.
Holy shit!
They walked in at the... Holy shit! They walked in!
They did!
Wow! 4,400!
so cool
wow
oh the whole crew
I see fans
I don't recognize the other guys
oh the family style dinner
so nice
wow
what was that green screen
what was that green screen
Wow, what an amazing series.
Wow.
I'm just forcing it.
Yo Jeff!
Yo Jeff!
I love seeing all the old O.T.K.
I love seeing all the old OTK staff just fucking pliesing and still like, you know, be in the
goats.
But for other people it's nice.
Cause they're all still out doing crazy stuff.
Like bro, Peckys?
Cause Peckys, the old, the guy who used to do the back end for all the OTKs.
shows he he was producing the fucking NASCAR event that I did I was like oh my
god it's like crazy how many talented people worked on OTK and now it's a you
know
What the heck is this?
They're on a whole party.
What the heck is up with you?
What the heck is up with you?
Oh gee, thanks for 49 months. Thank you.
Oh, so much.
Ten.
Ten.
They must be so happy.
Eight out of ten.
Oh, that's pretty good.
You three, you three, you three.
Oh, you fucking shutters me.
Eight, art, son.
You guys not playing?
What'd you say?
I said eight nine
Is it over wow what an amazing series
Very very cool
Amazing
I'm gonna miss pussy burger and beef burger. Wow what a video
Wow, thank you guys for recommending, recommending it to me. It was great. I very much enjoyed it.
I promise it tastes better than fucking hurts. I promise.
It actually looks good though, I'll say.
I got a message from Emmy during the trip.
Yeah.
And it said, please, if you're doing a meal review, show the meal before you've eaten it.
And I think this is why she messaged me.
This is what I was crashing up. Do you guys remember this when I was crashing out the most I was like SHALL THE FOOD! SHALL THE FOOD BEFORE YOU START EATING IT!
I mean it doesn't look that different. It looks better before it does look better pre-eat.
They have like a tofu.
It does. Well, you're welcome guys. I saved the series for all food enjoyers which I would think is most of us because who doesn't love food?
What the heck? I was so happy when they started showing the food stuff, because to me that's the...
I mean, some people don't get it. They're like, really? Like, you just think about food when you're traveling?
But like, yeah, because I want to try stuff that I never get to eat at home.
You know? I don't want to see stuff I never get to see at home.
I get so pissed. I mean, okay, if you're going to like McDonald's or something, I went to McDonald's in Japan.
But I only ordered things I couldn't get at home.
Like they have a bunch of really cool drinks, like I don't know what they're called like
mocktail type drinks, and then they had like a shrimp burger, it was very good.
It was like a Filet-O-Fish, but shrimp instead of white fish inside, but I was like, bro,
you gotta just, you gotta just, you gotta just like, ugh, I don't know, but you
know, I'm glad they fixed it, and yeah, one of the amazing series, good for them.
They deserve all of the success and everything.
Good for them.
Good for them.
Alright, so I have a bunch of other shit to catch up on.
Holy moly.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, and this is your Daily Dose of Internet.
I've never seen someone so disappointed at winning.
If you find one, you win merch.
I don't want no merch!
I want a regular claw!
Regular claw!
It's kind of sleepy, doesn't it?
Ew!
Lumi, you cannot be on my desk if you're going to keep farting.
Ew!
Ew!
Get down.
Passengers on this flight got the best view of the Artemis II rocket launch.
It's disgusting.
You see how good Justin is?
That's so cool.
Why is he socially awkward?
Is it?
He's cute.
He couldn't have planned this if he tried.
I don't know.
I don't know.
He couldn't have planned this if he trained.
It's like, where'd it go?
I guess the connection's bad.
The game froze.
I always tell my wife she pulls up too far, and she always says you can open up that
the laundry room door right there,
then she didn't pull up too far.
I said, all right, there's no way.
Ooh, perfect.
I don't need a day.
An old man was struggling with the strong winds,
but this cleaning lady stepped in to help him out.
Aw.
Oh, she's just piggybacking him.
She's strong as hell! What art, too!
Wow!
Don't buy some of me! Do not buy some of me!
You gotta do it!
This is one of the coolest LEGO builds I've ever seen.
You gotta come to Brick's Center in Burbank and see it for yourself.
Or I can bring it to you anywhere in SoCal.
That is cool.
Damn, he's a real life shit. He's got Mario Party people!
This is how they assemble basketball courts.
Oh, Jesus!
God, Jesus!
We'll hit the corner!
She has an interesting way of measuring a person's wealth.
I am DJing Grandpa Rich.
You say how do you chandelier?
And so if you have a chandelier, you're rich.
This thing costs thousands of dollars.
Okay.
This is the chandelier.
That's a good question.
I think it's cool.
It's a little dusty, but it's cool.
Those look like it's an era point in the other one.
Shhh.
Computer.
Yo, Sid Zitty, thanks for the five months.
How's your mind first of all? I bought this computer
I'm sitting here one to my own business, and you're telling me that I can't use the computer. It's over two years. I was over
Like hell it is. I think his all his drink enough already try to game
You in five years
But let's me now. What are you talking about in five years?
The hell you talking about?
Because that's how I feel right now.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Yeah!
There's a lot of flips.
Too sleep?
That's mean!
You should have beat him with the chair.
I'm with the trainers.
So, which lane would you choose?
I take the fun lane.
YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY!
I am so over.
I don't even know what kind of car this is.
A Louis Vuitton? What the fuck?
A Louis Vuitton?
It looks like they just covered whatever it was with that though.
It was a Louis Vuitton.
A Stamper actually marrying his mom.
YAY!
It's the worst day of Little Bro's life. He's just pleased.
When it's been a rough day, this might be the worst thing ever.
Oh no.
What the fuck was that?
He just glitched out.
I've never seen a dog like this before.
Oh dude, you got a- you got a-
Oh my god, you went for it.
Oh, why is it all pink up there?
Sky is pink!
I guess there's truly no job safe from robots.
I guess there's truly no job safe from robots.
Those are robots?
I thought they were like little magnets or something.
Oh no, the robots are making the coffee now.
Is he crying?
Oh, he's crying!
Shedding tears.
The violin playing is just too beautiful.
It's like, excuse me.
I don't think that's how you're meant to do it.
Ew.
How did he get in there?
This is so satisfying.
Is it?
Is it?
You're a little too big for that car!
I get it! But you look ridiculous!
You guys look like a silly.
Not sad.
This monument is known as the Chronicle of Georgia.
The monument is still under construction and was built to commemorate 1500 years of Christianity
in Georgia.
This is like Europe, Georgia right? Not America, Georgia. What the hell? Yeah, okay, I was about to say, what the hell are they doing in Georgia?
I'll make sure that my baby looks like this.
That's a shame. I'm not a planta.
I need her. Thanks for the time.
You wanna see what I look like?
I've never seen clouds that look like this.
This kid is better at spelling than me.
Your next word is, new ultra microscopic silicobal phenolpropiosis.
How do you do that?
Oh no, gosh.
Something tangling, she doesn't trust your mom's cooking.
Why did no one react?
Can somebody explain to me what is happening here?
They tore a hole in the sky.
The sky!
It's a hole.
I think it's really just for a starlight birthday week.
Birthday week? Is it for Cheat Ship as my birthday candle?
Probably because you got a birthday week.
What the hell is that?
This dog is head enough.
That was a wide-ass dog. Holy shit.
But he looks so happy!
Ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
AHHHHH
An artist turned trees into art using some projectors
That is creepy
It's an ant
Creepy
OOHHH I like that!
He just crawled off of the right outfit
That worked so gross
It's a weird cat.
Only today it's going to be a baby.
It's going to be a baby.
Hey!
More!
More!
Much more!
Yeah!
More!
How I feel it!
Watch!
This is cool!
That's cool!
That's my brain!
That's really cool!
It is spinning!
Oh my gosh, so kind.
I don't think he was expecting to win.
Oh my god, guys I have to tell you I've won one of these before.
These machines with the big thing in the string.
I have to tell you guys something.
They literally make it so that the scissors in it are dull.
You have to cut the string at least like three times to win.
such fucking bullshit don't do it man
but i did win it
i was like on a trip with some friends and i was like i want it for you don't worry
bro i spent like 60 bucks dude and i stopped it perfectly and it would not cut
it took me so many times of cutting it for the string to cut
it would cut like one thread
If I'm ever starting to find my cat,
what do I have to do?
Okay, let's open this.
A couple times.
Hello.
Oh, Q-tip!
What could the purpose of this even be?
This is one of the more peculiar actions I've had.
This cow is scaring the f**k out of me right now.
I'm about to hit this cow.
Oh my god.
How do you even find out that you can do this?
This dog comes with a slo-mo setting.
Oh, I wonder how much of a stalker this is.
So how is he doing this?
What the fuck?
He's got down some strings or something.
He's flying.
Hey, meow.
Meow for me.
It's so pretty!
It's beautiful.
It's one of my favorite trees.
It's like the prettiest tree I've ever seen.
Don't do turtle run away!
Run away!
Don't do turtle run away!
Run away!
Don't do turtle run away, run away!
A documentary on dance, oh!
That is the end of this video, hope you enjoyed it, and I'll see you guys again very soon.
Later.
Goodbye, Mr. Daily. Alright, maybe a few more? And then games? Amazing.
What is this? A documentary for ants? Yes, indeed. CS motivation. In case you were going to play tonight.
Are you kidding?
Of course.
Yeah, you know, that did really make me want to play.
That did really make me want to play.
Ironically, it did. I mean, I'm not even good enough to be in those kinds of lobbies yet, so, you know.
Oh, I haven't watched this yet. Oh, there was a new Meat Canyon video from six days ago.
Uh, should I watch this today or save it for tomorrow?
Because I've already done quite a lot of reacts.
It's good?
Oh, my God, Brad!
Uh-oh! Looks like the Sidemen have gone retarded!
It's real.
Oh, yeah, she's right. I would crush on a show like this.
Women are obsessed with me.
I already got this one girl cat calling me every night.
Tonight I'm gonna have her wetter than a 42-year-old
old nurse at a Kevin Gates concert.
What the... what?
You've been glued to that thing all night.
If you don't start paying attention to these videos I'm showing you, man, you're gonna
be alone for a long time.
Look at you.
Huh?
Oh, sorry.
I've been trying to convince this guy I'm a girl for the past six and a half hours.
Wait!
What are you doing?
What?
I'm convincing that he's a girl?
Good.
God, man.
Your username is MissVirginDoubleD's.
Yeah?
Yeah, I'm in a sleep token discord server to pick up chicks.
It's actually a pretty sweet plan.
I could typically girl to gain their trust and their friendship.
I'm a girl and I'm just looking for a friend.
Nothing else, I swear!
And over the course of nine or so months, it's anime watch parties.
I love anime!
Sleep token, eat concerts.
I love sleep token!
Friends love game nights.
I love video games!
I'm a girl!
And then, just when they trust me the most,
That's why I reveal the man and they're excited. They say, oh my god
I'm so glad you're a guy not a girl this person. I thought you were and they become my girlfriend
It's pretty good. It's a flawless plan
Don't even meet those people in person. You just talking to him on discord
You know shut up man. It's just easier to meet girls online and plus this discord mind keeps banning all these guys
Who are pretending to be girls. He's totally cock-blocking me, but you are pretending to be a girl
Yeah, but I'm not one of the weird ones
See, this is the problem with men nowadays, having to deceive people and meet creeps online
instead of meeting real people in real life.
Oh, she's a creep, really?
Moogler, right there.
Is everybody a creep to you?
Oh my god, he's also being captured.
Is everybody a creep, really?
Moogler, right there.
Oh my god, that is a man with a female filter, look at how big the hand is.
Oh no.
Is everybody a creep to you?
Yeah, AI for sure.
Her name is Sakura.
And where are you?
And where is Sakura from?
Dayton, Ohio?
Oh, Jesus, you're pathetic, dude.
Hey, come on, man! Hey, what the hell?
Night, guys!
Okay, good night, Walkton.
I'm off to bed.
Good night, Walkton.
You're the one accessing over some stranger scene tune in the middle of the night.
It's called a cat call. And obviously, you've never had one.
Do you even know what she looks like?
Have you even thought about what this person's trying to do to you? She's gonna try to kidnap you fucking Robb you
It's better like a loving dog.
I got a dark chocolate bar for all we know.
No, but she sounds hot.
Margaret, don't you think it's a little weird that some stranger wants to meet Tubbo in the middle of the night?
Hmm, I don't know. Sounds like my kind of night.
What the fuck is that?
I don't know man. All of this just feels... how do I say it? It just feels... spooky.
Alright girl, I'm coming. If I beat that pussy up...
Oh big man, look at you!
Well have fun getting scammed by random dudes on Discord.
If I beat that pussy up, is you gonna tell us?
I'm gonna kill myself Stranger!
F!
This is great.
Here we go!
Discord time!
Oh, girls do that a lot!
I would know, I'm also one.
In your age your look
What?
Where's the picture why does this feel so spooky?
Lightbringer oh the mod is calling. Oh
He's here
Turn on your webcam.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, I'm sick! I'd rather not show my face!
Cluck's taking kitten.
I'm only gonna ask you one more time.
Why?
Okay, here one second. I'll take a picture.
Just let me pull out my camera.
And I'll just...
You're funny. I know it.
No, no, no! Here! Here! Look! Here's your picture.
Oh my God. This is you?
Yeah. That picture's of me. I'm just learning to code!
Goddamn filthy fucking clankers are stealing our jobs!
True base!
My apologies, Princess. I hate to be such a stickler on the rules, but it's for your own safety.
Yeah, you're right. I get that.
You can never be too careful with weirdos around there.
No, you can't.
You can't.
I've been grabbing the Muft and Wart tonight.
I'm just glad you wanted a good one.
I feel like such a doofus.
Oh, no, no, no.
Hopefully one day I can greet you in person.
And you'll know what a twiddle-tent on that is like.
Yeah!
Oh, this is scary.
This is great, sure.
This is like a horror movie.
You can't move anytime.
I can't do the waddling.
You can send it when you're not busy.
Uh-oh.
My address.
Never mind battery IP.
Oh no!
I'm right outside your door!
Oh!
Princess!
Princess!
Princess!
Never mind, battery IP, oh no! I'm right outside your door!
Princess!
Why have you keep me waiting, Kitten?
I think I'm getting pretty sick of that thing! Maybe we should reschedule!
Don't worry, I'm most likely immune. I've been vaccinated for every disease we have.
Let me tend to your sickly body
Are you trying to hide something for me
You have until the counter play to show your beautiful
and sweet cotton.
If you see me, I mean, can't you play, baby?
Play.
Hi.
What is that?
You know, Ori's chic, thank you for the prom.
Yeah.
His thing says fear not made it.
Ori, thank you for the prom.
Yes, Virgin Double D's.
Yeah.
You're even more beautiful in person
You don't get kiss what you're finally mine keep him with a side
And I'll get a red cow dysfunction
Oh god damn what happened to these guys
Cut the game or I'll
The fruits of your labor wasn't my friend. Oh, is she a girlfriend?
I'm not trying to be a homewrecker or anything. No, no listen to me
You must turn back do not go any further
She called me in the middle of the night and I gave into temptation
Because I was pretty horny when we met she sucked me dry
Holy shit. I am so in.
Now you fool! I'm telling you to stay away!
It's not a good kind of suck. Please listen!
Oh, oh, it says, need help. Discord mod is here and thinks I'm a woman.
You stupid son of a bitch.
Alright, thanks for the warning, guys. I appreciate it.
DIG BACK! DIG BACK!
Ah, I'm so homie still.
FRAG!
Ewww!
If I sniff the chair, are you gonna tell on me what?
His his buckle is the
I'll take it to twat wife
That's quite funny.
You chimigas are always so quirky.
We can whip off.
What if I had a-
Yeah!
I do.
Oh!
My doctor!
He says...
I got milk? What? I'm lactating! I'm lactating because I'm pregnant! It's a mess down there.
It looks like a half-eaten cold-cut combo. It's bad. You know what I mean? You're full!
You do look a bit more toned compared to your photos. I had my suspicions, but the gentleman never presumes.
So who defiled your flower?
Oh!
That guy! The computer!
Gross! I would never sleep with a fat pig like you!
You're not about my queen!
He's gonna get it now!
Oh
It's so cute now
Attribute to our future love
I got my period!
You still get those when you wait me?
Gross!
Sure.
I gotta deal with that.
Don't make me wait long, princess.
I can't believe I have a pregnant girlfriend who still gets periods.
I'm so flicking lucky.
I gotta have a little sniff as my wall.
Yee-hoo!
Little sniff is not a word.
Yee-haw!
Oh, my God!
God!
Were you angry? I'm trying to get my freak on.
Finally.
You've come to me.
Oh, my God! What is this?
Whoa, Mama! I'm getting hot in here. She's packing the goods.
Lacking a little bit in the face department, though. Ain't nothing a little paper bag can fix.
My night is shining more and more. I knew you were a normal rat.
Now we can be together. Forever.
Wait, forever? I thought this was a casual, you know, suck-me-dry kind of thing.
No. I want you inside me for the rest of time.
Maybe it feels like ten minutes, damn it. I knew this was too good to be true.
Where are you going, my love?
Yeah, not your love. What a tease.
Oh shit, he's been brainwashed.
Have you done to me?
Relax.
We are better together.
We'll be forever.
Don't wash your hands, baby.
I want him to stink.
Hey!
Ew!
I'll just go of course all men do to tail us all this time. I guess that's true
He didn't cover for me while I go talk to her. Yeah, no problem. I got you. Thanks, John
Yeah
Please, God, give me your pain!
I need you to do me a favor and please, for the love of God, tell me if it's too far.
Sure, I'll do it.
You don't even know what it is.
Oh, well, what is it?
I need you to make this guy in the house.
Yep, not a problem. I'll do it.
I'm gonna do it!
Play! Play!
I'm gonna get down on my own!
I'm gonna have it not broken!
That's it!
Okay, this is a really bad guy, okay?
So, I'm here, I'm just gonna...
Are you playing jokes on me?
If so...
And I'm thinking of that way funny.
No, I just... I wanted you to introduce to my friend.
Oh, look how pretty she is!
Look at her.
Salutations!
Any friend of mine use the fund of mine.
Hey!
He's cute!
You know what?
You think I'm cute?
Oh, yeah!
You're a big strong man, so handsome and noble!
How about you come over here and give me a kiss?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no!
God, that's wrong!
It's all wrong!
I think you guys should be a good couple!
I think she likes you!
No, no, no, no!
No, no, no!
I must take the price to my temptation!
Oh, no!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, god!
Oh, god, man!
What are you doing?
Come on, man!
What is happening here?
You've been giving me a bone, huh?
Wait!
No, God, no, no!
No, no, no, no!
Oh, no, Margaret, no!
Oh, so cute!
Oh, don't put Margaret in the drawer!
My heart is yours.
And yours alone.
My love.
I'm gonna make you a beautiful ring, my love.
A worthless ring for another worthless man.
Every man is born evil in his heart.
I had a husband once.
Well, almost a husband.
On a wedding day, he murdered me.
Filled me to the middle of nowhere and buried me.
And I fell for him, gone into the stream.
Only to be tangled up, like all of his lies.
The worst part is, you're looking at yourself stifling, loving you in some twisted way.
Sounds like a you-crow.
Oh shit!
You're scared of me, for I've been bleeding you with a husk just as high as the door was moons ago.
Yep, think about moving in a couple weeks.
I'm gonna put my game in station.
Why don't you play Marvel Ravos?
Oh, not now, baby.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, this is awesome.
Oh.
One day I'll ask for your hand, my lady.
But for now, can we see our love with a flicking kiss?
No, no, no, man.
I can't do this, I can't.
Shh, baby, baby, calm down.
Let me make this easy for you.
I'm not a girl!
Of course not, darling.
You're a woman.
Ah!
Listen!
Oh, God, I'm just...
I'm a regular guy.
I'm just a regular guy.
I'm just a regular obese guy, okay?
Jesus.
God, I've been lying to you because I like this girl
Girl in your sleep token discord server.
So dude just, please stop.
Stop trying to kiss me.
Don't fucking blast me, I'm pooping you.
You're trying for the love of God.
Most importantly, don't kick me from your server
because I think I really like this girl.
I'm like this girl, huh?
So, you found love.
You get to blame me and toss my feelings around, and thank me nothing!
I said I'm sorry, but I'm sorry!
No longer will I be the bastion of good fortune for Ladyfolk.
You have turned my heart to stone.
Never shoo up again.
You'll never break a man's heart.
We'll make sure of that.
Oh, shit.
Uh-oh, he gotta go!
You better run, you fat fucking dead boy!
Oh my god, like a maze up here.
It's like one of my nightmares.
What the hell?
Someone's trying to sleep in here.
I thought you were going to treat me like a Chinese finger trap.
Konichiwa.
Oh
Keyboard
What are you doing my one?
You gotta be quiet. Okay. Just gonna be quiet. I'm sweet
Shut up!
Okay, okay, okay.
Please, please, please, please.
Shut up.
What do you want?
What do you want?
What can I do?
You should have been quiet, please.
Fine, you can stay if you read me a bedtime story.
Which one?
That one right there.
Okay.
Oh.
All right, fine then.
You can use it in your list, okay?
Okay, fuck.
Oh, shit.
That is the worst kind of shit that I've heard of in the fucking year.
Yo, panel line, thank you for the pie.
Thank you!
It's like, he yelled at you, what the heck?
I was gonna go watch him in his stream again today,
due to super annoying.
Yeah, I know he is annoying,
because the whole thing is that
he uses my name to claw chase and just clip farm.
It's fucking bogus, man, seriously.
Hassan's talking about you in his stream again?
He's such a fucking parasite, guys, seriously.
Yo, chat, give me one second, I'll be right back.
Can you guys excuse me for one second?
The clip farming's going great,
but I'm gonna make so much money again.
Yes, my laughter is doing great.
Will you please kiss me to hold me over until stream is done?
I'm gonna kiss you next super high.
What the fuck?
Wait, who's this guy?
Yeah, who's he?
Yeah.
Come here, love.
Fangwato.
Time and fate are welcome.
What the fuck are you saying?
Kaya, please!
No!
Oh, are you gonna tell me I'm gonna hit it again?
Let me do one. Let me zap you.
Oh, how does he know Spider-Man?
Oh, how does he know Spider-Man?
Oh, it's not really good, baby.
What do you want from Bird Express?
Chug PG?
Chug PG?
I can't hold it in any longer. You need to make love to you right now.
Oh, no, no, no.
Tap her again.
I don't even think I can live.
You're Mr. Spanky. Thanks for a lot of fun.
Now I want to eat some orange chicken. What the heck?
Oh
No, he saved his soul
Oh
Another specimen for my toy you jar
Looks 10
It says she's a 10 out of 10 body count
243,000 chance of courting 0% method of approach resentment oh oh she's too far
out of his reach so he hates her classic I want to take a black pill
I'm sorry, Maiden. Your beauty won't work on me.
My beauty?
Yes, of course! Your perfection, your curves, your excellent skin and sense of style. God is like you and me.
Ew, what did that say?
Curves, your excellent skin and sense of...
Hips, child-bearing, genetics, phenomenal personality, probably amazing.
They're perfect for each other! They're both crazy!
Oh man, he's moving in on my girl!
Boo!
Shut up! Shut up!
No man has ever spoken to me that way before.
What was so... romantic?
Yeah, well...
I guess I'm just one of the good guys.
Hahahaha!
Just break my heart quickly!
So I can hate you tonight!
You need to set it there, Sides!
How do I know you wouldn't break my heart?
Another alpha whale just going to use and discard me.
There's no way, Princess.
I would never.
Would you combine?
Forever?
Forever?
And ever?
Come on, you're ready.
Oh, God.
The jar! E-Hell!
Just come, jar.
You're a loader.
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
Ugh.
The reddit pal is killing me!
I'm going to have to go up.
Oh my god.
Discord mod, reddit mod, blackpilled.
Oh my gosh.
He's perfect.
Oh, no!
They love each other. He does kind of look like a Boba.
We found love.
Aww.
What's going on here?
Who the hell are you guys?
Dude, let's get out of here.
How can she breathe?
Because we get outside.
Who wants to get an express?
Oh, yay! They love each other too!
Hi guys, I'm soccer.
That's all that has been, wow.
Amazing ending.
Hey man, what's going on?
I've been looking for Mr. Surgeon Double D's. You seen her?
Yo, Google D's nuts. Thanks for 52 months.
And Ewokaloo, thank you for the prime.
Nope, I haven't seen her.
Okay, I guess I'll go snip around for her then.
Okay.
Not a word. Don't say a word.
We're both guys all along, girl.
I know you're real here.
Sorry your girl tried to kill you, man.
I'm sorry your crush was a middle-aged guy.
It almost got you killed or something.
Let's, uh, let's never talk about that again.
You know, it could have applied to be on one of those
YouTube relationship game shows.
It's a great idea.
Yeah.
Not only if you're my wingman.
I've been invited to go on those episodes.
I've been invited to go on those episodes.
I've been invited to go on those episodes.
I've been invited to go on those, I'm always like,
why are you guys even asking me?
You think I say that?
You don't give me a shoe in that kind of show.
I'm glad to be on there like 20 times,
but they won't get back to me.
Probably because I'm a red-blooded 100% American.
That's why.
Wow, that was crazy.
Can't believe we got out of that one.
Hey guys, thanks for watching this video.
If you want to be like,
I'll be sure to work with some people later.
That was great.
Look at those beautiful names.
Yo, toxic hits all of you for the prime.
Also patreon supporter. He does help us out. We need to get access to behind-the-scenes stuff
We're gonna have a new maybe even put that like right here right here
I don't know where the hell you want to put it
We're gonna have some behind-the-scenes of how we did the shoot and stuff and we will have more coming very soon along with concept
Wow, he's been doing really cool stuff. I remember in one of his recent videos. He was basically
Talking about how he felt kind of uninspired. So it's cool to see him do like super
Super unique
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then you can do that. Also, just want to shout out Gamer Subs as well.
They did help us make this episode. So thank you so much to Gamer Subs. Check them out here at
the link below. Also, we do have a Margaret figure out right now too. So if you want to
get some merch or if you want to pick up a Margaret figure in, we do have a nice little
toy. All right? Link right there as well. So feel free to pick up a Margaret toy.
You can do whatever you want with her.
I don't know how she acts in this episode then.
You'll probably nap since we're 40 months.
Or 10 months, sorry.
I'm not sure if you're going to support the channel anymore.
Thank you for 10 months.
Until then guys, we will see you in the next one.
Bye bye.
You keep popping my candy that was amazing.
Another banger video.
I've seen this.
I'm going to turn like this.
Look at her.
I see you dad.
I didn't eat much, I had a good start and a little bit of the end.
I didn't like it either.
And there's a class that shows that she starts well and ends up in a shit.
Guys, look at that, a fish!
Really? I'm a, you know, I'm a bear for a fiery myself, you know? Like, I'm why do you want me to be?
Really?
You know, like...
Okay, what sound would you make if you were hunting me down in a forest and I'm gonna pin me down?
down so we all just watch that together right
So, um, I don't even, I'm speechless right now.
Bro, by the way, Chet, Chetter has to die. Not literally, but I do.
What?
Literally yesterday, Mushi is walking, no joke, following me to my room.
Chetter sees him, jumps off the pool table, and starts attacking the fuck out of him.
out of him. He's like doing a cat cry. So I had to grab like water and throw it at like over there
to literally like get Cheddar like run away from the water because he wouldn't stop like he literally
just kept harassing him. So Cheddar is on tap watch right now and I'm going on record
and he can't say it didn't happen or or it wasn't this. Bonnie was there. She literally
saw it happen she's on top of stairs she saw it happen and she literally said she goes i don't know
why he keeps doing this i i have a witness now i'm just gonna move out guys i'm i'm picking cheddar
over them i'm sorry it says it says it is what it is hello the other cats don't like cheddar i gotta
go i'm picking my boy everyone this is your daily dose of internet this swarm of bees delay to
flight after they attach themselves to the turbine of this plane the airline had to bring in an
an emergency beekeeper to safely relocate the swarm.
He had me in the first half.
I thought it was a monk that we were hearing, like chanting, like saying sweet potato.
Oh, they're so sweet potatoes!
Amazing.
Nutella got some free advertising from NASA.
detailed read Weisman and Jeremy Hansen
will be a first to capture imagery and record audio
on the portable computing devices.
Oh, it's like how we just watch.
We're kind of down.
I watched 10 class content, and I find it very good.
This goat was looking for its kid, but couldn't find them anywhere
I'm a great turner, I mean noooo, the fake tunnel!
Glad you're in one piece. Hope this was fun instead.
I had a great time in Miami. No, the big totals!
I had a great time in Miami. Oh shit, I love your seal, Annie.
I got this.
I also got a sweet corn.
Ha ha!
Asshole, I'm going to lose the heck.
Yo, boomer! Thank you for the prime, welcome.
These parked cars are causing a huge traffic jam.
They're parked?
Are they supposed to be parked there? There's no way, right?
This is incredibly satisfying.
Oh, it's those lab mics that all the truth is.
Dude, do you think we have it bad at the gas pump?
Check this out.
Think about all those people that have to fill up their cars with 14-inch pizzas.
He wasn't expecting this.
He's in there and wants to go.
Like me.
Six patterns of water vellum.
I want to see what's inside.
Where would they go on?
The Colorado California.
Can you back there?
Nope, I'm not ready.
No?
Oh my God.
No!
That's hard for the game.
Why did you do that?
That's so sad.
Catril X, thank you for these six months.
What the heck?
That's a shit jacket.
Dang!
Oh, we made that!
I showed off someone capturing the Artemis to launch from a plane in the last upload, but
But a passenger from another plane also captured it, and it's way crazier.
There is an annual race in Japan where workers compete in a race using their office chairs.
How dare she go in!
She's going!
I missed her Z95, thanks for something.
I don't know what's going on.
There's a bridge in Bangkok that uses emojis to keep people from speeding.
Finishing instant karma is incredible.
I think I know what his favorite animal is.
Who knew that a straw could make such beautiful music?
I don't know the way because I only can do two because she was trying to be a vlogger
but got laughed at straight away.
Damn, that was a brutal laugh too.
Get the eggs!
I wonder if they know about their new add-on.
This is one of the strangest looking clouds I've ever seen.
Like a worm cloud.
This is so smooth looking.
Don't type chore for that.
Oh, he's a dam!
Have you ever wondered how they clean the ball pit?
They clean them?
That's news to me.
Oh that is a good machine.
Oh, that is a good machine.
Oh, so thirsty.
I love squirrels.
Turns out ferrets love pecking peanuts.
They're like macaroni too, right?
Oh, they're having a great time.
They're having a great time.
Yo, this one right here.
Oh, the water is so brown, too.
You just yanked it. Oh my goodness.
Wow!
The ducks from the Sahara Desert turn the sky red on this Greek island.
Orange.
Probably get up in your eyes and shit me outside, right?
Inhale the ducks.
Kitty!
So talented, such core strength.
Oh, it's hitting it.
Oh!
Smoked me.
Oh, it's gonna spray inside of all the groceries.
Oh, yes!
Oh, did they not know?
The joke writes itself.
Enjoy the fresh air in this area, it's smoke free.
they weren't expecting his birthday
I wish for a new mommy.
Oh my god.
My heart was broken.
I thought it was my son.
Oh no.
They're fighting.
They're fighting.
They're fighting.
They can't wait to get out
Just like this
I'll put it directly behind here like that. I'll lock it in place like this a month in a step here promise right
But look it's right back there right you're holding it tight here
You're holding it tight here right so it can't come up the side here can't come up the side here
Middle makes no sense top the bottom don't work if you rub it then it goes straight through
Oh my god, this thing's my best friend!
Oh, that's the homie.
Oh, there he goes.
Look!
How is this even possible?
I have my hitchhiking to stop picking up on a radio station and talking to me every day.
What the hell?
What is it doing that?
What the fuck?
Having her as a neighbor must be interesting.
Is that the guy from Mario?
What is that?
You're not even home.
You suck.
This dog loves delivery drivers.
Aww.
Aww.
How cute.
Do you want a treat?
I want treats.
Here's treats for the dogs.
Aww.
Aww.
Aww.
Aww.
Aww.
Aww.
Aww.
Aww.
Aww.
Oh, you have any adult-sized bikes left in stock?
They're just really tall, like, zoil height or something.
I think I just get out
Get some
This version of Darth Vader feels a bit less intimidating
Cute
Oh, there he goes.
He didn't sign up for this.
He's so cute.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
It's so nice and so clean
He wants it
Hey, sit sit. Maybe I should get a bird back through in the baby bird patch
Hey
What the fuck is that?
Recess in Alaska is a bit more intense
Recess? Oh my god, they all give a shit about the cold
He was in the right place at the right time.
Save the puppy.
I think he wants to work on his reading skills.
Happy Pudgy Mommy.
That's what it says?
I'll be fucking mommy.
That's what that says?
Yes.
Okay.
Interesting.
Oh, hello?
That is you in this video.
Hope I made your day just a little better.
And I'll see you guys again very, very soon.
Later.
Farewell, Mr. Daily.
Farewell.
Well, all right any more eclipse or anything that I missed if not, I think I'm gonna start playing CS now
It's about that time for games
Time to play the game
Time to play the game
Time to play the game
It's time to play the game
It's time to play the game
I
I'm trying to stream tomorrow too. I was thinking about doing a sub Sunday tomorrow
Perhaps if there's any short game you guys want me to play and I don't want to start a long game tomorrow though
Not tomorrow, but um, yeah
I'm making a Moses movie
Not swore Sunday. It's sub Sunday
Oh, I still haven't gotten to go see the Mario Galaxy movie yet, but I've only heard
like kind of mid things about but I'm still excited I'm still gonna go see it
what did he say?
he knew my name
he told me that I must return to Egypt to the place
I'm gonna have a great time watching it!
fuck you guys!
slaves
let me tell you a story my father told me
Hey, Hebrew woman the son was raised in generosity in this house
This very sword given to him and he used it to betray us
Was foolish
Was Moses the baby in the basket?
He was, right?
If you resist him, you'll suffer. Your fate is worse than theirs.
I will never let you people.
I don't really remember the part of the world.
The Locust's a plague!
I remember the plague.
I remember on Passover.
I remember the Red Sea Week.
I'm with a million people.
How will we do this?
Behold the power.
of your god
Holy shit, he's doing it! He's born in the sea!
Oh my god
He really did that shit
Crazy
Wasn't Moses the cyborg that travels through time?
I don't think so
Yahoo
No, this is a good video, this is a good video, this is a good one, okay, I think it is gaming
time, gaming time perhaps, he was, it was mentioned in Bible 2, oh this is news to me, this is
news to me. I feel like growing up I knew so many people or families I went to
church now. I don't know anyone who goes to church. So I mean I've strayed from the
path of the Lord and I'm gonna go to hell. Oh no. I don't know anyone who goes to
church. I don't know anybody. Alright where's my uh fuck where's my in-ear
monitors. I just realized I might not know where they are. I had my maid cleaned up my
desk while I was gone. I'm not seeing them. I found some other earbuds. They're not as
good, but they'll do. I suppose they will do. They don't even have the directions
marked on them. Did Jesus go to church? I don't think so.
Well yeah, you're right. Jesus didn't go to church.
Where's my ear buds, bro? I can't play CS without my ear buds. What am I going to do
Oh my god, where are they?
I need them!
I guess I'll just try to use these.
Should be fine.
Okay.
Start the shit up.
Very excited.
You are going to be cooked.
No?
Why would you say that?
Wait, fucking Nick is playing CS?
Oh my goodness.
I saw a lot of people are playing CS.
Oh, is it gonna look up?
Left and right test.
Cause I don't know if I have the right, hold on.
You should be hearing this out of only the left side.
Okay, I got them on the right one.
Thank you for the five gifted. Thank you
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Why was that shit so loud? Oh my goodness
good grief
Goodness grief
All right, I haven't gamed in
Five whole days
Are you guys proud of me? I
Went outside and I gained
Well, it's for dinner. Oh, I should order food. I kind of want Panda Express because of that meat canyon video
Is that crazy to say?
It's kind of, I don't know. Okay, premiere I need 11%
I feel like I can get there today if I really grind, you know?
Orange chicken? Yes. Okay, I'm gonna order some Panda Express
Okay
Panda Express. Yes. I'm gonna get a bigger plate. I'm gonna get, okay, of course, orange
chicken. Wait, they don't have orange chicken. Wait a second. Oh, here we go. The original
orange chicken. I'm gonna get dynamite sweet and sour chicken. And I'm gonna get a Honey
will not shrimp and chow mein $17 what the fuck happened dude oh my god and I'm
gonna get um crab run goons what the fuck at $17 for a big plate at Panda
Express. Oh my goodness gracious. Holy moly. Holy fricka moly. Holy moly. Yeah, I think
I'll do some DDR at the end of the stream today. Oh, I didn't get to install it yet,
but Ali told me that someone made maps for the CS meme song and the Gilatina song from
I was like, wow, someone made some maps for me to use.
So cool.
But I should be able to install those.
It takes like two seconds.
Grumbleboy, thanks for 32 months.
Yeah, Mugenics map.
Very cool and fancy.
A millionaire can play with $70.
What should the poor person do?
I mean, we're just crazy, dude.
Like, it's ridiculous.
Like, you can't even eat out anymore.
It's just crazy.
I'm putting my egg in my hair, because my hair keeps falling.
Wow, she's so relate- I'm not trying to be relatable.
Is it not fucking crazy that a meal cost $17 a panda
express?
Like, where's it actually cheap place to eat now?
Is there anything?
Yo, Wes Graven, thank you for the five gifted, thank you.
Shusha.
Home, I guess.
This is crazy.
Yeah, I feel like home of all places,
you can still eat there.
Egg, I am egg.
I have China on my team.
What was that?
Yo, my bad bro, he's a tweaker.
Oh.
Yo, MPC Matt, thank you for the five.
Where are we going?
Yo, full push B bro.
Come on, full push B all the way.
Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk.
Why is this one so far away?
We gotta play sound cue here, bro.
Oh wait, Joe, what are you doing?
I've never seen this before.
Sneaky, sneaky.
I saw somebody.
Why is there a wall?
Are we up E?
Yeah, B.
I'm going to the spot.
I got a peed here.
I got a peed here.
Yellow, play a few.
We got the bomb!
We got the bomb!
Good job, China.
It would be coming short, probably.
I'm watching you, Mark.
Whoa, I'm watching them.
I got him.
There's another one.
Oh, they got him.
OK, sick.
I'll go back to my spot now.
Ah!
Ah!
Up there.
They got it, I'm sure.
Yay!
I'm so happy to be home I'm gonna get
I'm gonna get that
Let's go this way again!
Clutter, clatter, clatter.
Holy shit, I suck.
It's a good trade though.
I
Stop reloading I'm still doing it
They have one guy left I clear it. Hello. I think I cleared it at least
Play at that shit have six
Dude, I know I kinda just looked at him.
Yay! I'm the MVP! For what? What did I do?
I'm just gonna keep my gun.
I'll smoke window.
We're going A now.
We're going A now.
The B was working so well.
I am walking here.
What the fuck?
These three years now, next time I can make necklaces.
I had my side my flash out
Yeah! MVP China! China number one! Yeah! Let's go.
I like a
This time I will be ready
I
Pussy peek you pussy ass bitch
He's all there, like crazy.
I got him, I'm crazy.
One more right, eight.
Two right, three four.
Two right, three four.
Two right, three four.
Ah, why are they holding her?
Oh.
No, all I thought he was going to do it for some reason.
Oh, brother.
I
Want to go again
No, fuck, that was my...
I got windowed up.
I don't... did they...?
Alright, you push! I got no help!
Please, please, for holy...
Oh no...
I think they got it.
I
Don't know if I
Oh nice those nice that was very nice
Play it that shit play it that shit
Play it that shit
Okay, I'll let you watch there.
Yes, I want to watch Mark, I want to watch Maiden, I want to watch Maiden.
Where are they?
I'm not Mark, I'm not Maiden.
Woohoo!
I'm too fired.
Well, but we should have.
We could go and be
I have the bomb
It's just actually I should probably
I just don't want to die alone with the bomb up there that'd be pretty bad
What?
Through the smoke?
Cack, cack, cack.
I kind of look he just went all like
She like he's not here
Plant that shit now I now I said
Yo, Loki! Thank you for 8 months! I don't like the- I don't use the AWP. I'm too new. I feel like I'm gonna fuck up.
Aw, split into that shit.
The op is literally for noobs. I just feel very intimidated using it. I don't know why.
Helio, ology, thank you for the gifted sub.
Appreciate it.
Falk, Falk.
Ah, cut it with the awp!
I wanted to go on my own little solo.
Where's my pants for us?
It's being picked up!
Thank God!
It's if I lose!
W. Louise!
One's cat, two connector, I think.
So I should have taken the op-true, I would have won there because I shot before.
Nasty blue.
You're right.
Oh
Man
Hello
I hear us for sure.
There's an AKO in that door, it's a 9-metre.
I know, it's one rotator spawn.
There's gonna be one behind us.
I'm not going to make it for the flank.
I'm scared.
I think this is cooked.
Oh, they hear me for sure they hear me for sure
My teammate is that okay. It's cooked. I'm just gonna try
No
He knew
I
Yeah, we were having better luck with D.
Just full pressure, okay?
Yo, Demon B7R, thank you for the prime!
Oh fuck I saw him!
What happened?
we were doing so good
I
Try
I'm just gonna buy fuck it
No wait, they're all mid
Do you know I
I have the bomb I don't like this
I hear someone
Nice do I risk it
I think there's two on B.
There's one below us for sure.
I'm finishing the bomb.
Yeah, bloody on A.
Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
Rotating through CT.
Watch CT, CT, CT on your left.
Oh fuck. No!
No! Dammit!
Well, we got the plants at least, I guess.
If you say so, you know, M3080, thank you for the prime.
There's probably a guy sitting there with an AWP again.
Oh, no.
Oh!
Oh, shit.
I didn't see where he was or he was.
What does purple guy do when he's got the bomb?
the window. Oh no! That's rough.
CT-sided though, is it?
I'm gonna go to B
the
the
pushing
I
Nice
Oh hit him I saw the blood damn it I bought armor
Come on, come on, jump, jump.
Bro, he was blocking me, I almost died.
Okay, do you want to watch that?
Okay, do you want to watch that?
Okay, I'm pushing A. I'm pushing A.
We're two in our middle.
Behind you!
Oh, damn, this guy's got a shotgun. Hell, yeah.
Well...
I
Always gonna push a again, right? I mean why not as soon as we working for the watch the one time I go a they go be
of course. Hi, MEC. Yo, Jericho.
Two months
Why was that guy protecting me? He was literally looking right there
Oh
No, was it worth to try to fuse
Maybe if I had a kid, but I guess I didn't have a kid if I had a kid. I think I could have
Let's give it to the boys
Sorry, I was reaching there for a second
I'm not sure what to do with this guy, but I'm not sure what to do with this guy.
I'm not sure what to do with this guy.
Fuck
Sad
Let's go China let's go China
guys I think at one point we were literally five and one now we're five and
eleven
I'm going to make sure that I don't get hit by a bullet.
Started at the bottom and we're still there at the bottom.
Well, so thanks for 40 months.
That's true.
One minute.
Do you want me to catch this?
be careful
she is
I want to take the oh we have the bomb
Let's see if I can
I'm kicking a bomb in the pilot
That's the guy in red going to that
Do that cattle it's probably on A
Whoops, if he was looking at me I would have lost.
We won a round!
This is crazy!
Can you fucking believe it?
You believe it?
Yo, Vermail!
Thanks for 51 months.
Thank you, thank you.
First time chatter, yippee!
Yippee!
First time chatter, yippee!
Yippee!
Yippee!
Yippee!
Yippee!
One minute.
Oh my god.
I hear someone else.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god dude.
Please kill him.
Good shit yellow.
Diffuse.
That's too late.
He doesn't have a kit.
have a kit. Crouching all the time. It makes me feel safer because I'm lower to the ground.
All right, well, this is it.
Just like IRL.
What are you talking about?
Let's make this ring as early as we can.
Let's hope.
Trolling fire.
Trolling flashback.
Flashback.
What the fuck was he looking at?
They're trolling.
There's one guy left.
He's hiding I'm just gonna sit I guess I don't know
No.
Very pilot.
Yay! You got an AK?
Can I have your AK? Thank you.
We won around amazing.
I am Kit.
Find a few Kit.
Don't forget your kit guys.
Oh fuck he got me I got one at least and I heard him a little I heard him a little bit
I
Killed him, too
I should not have done that. I was like I'm gonna go a long way. I keep forgetting that
There's a way under.
Oh, but oh, the bomb dropped in Palace though.
Mucha, hello.
Hi, kitty.
Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
Okay, well, it's just won't be one now.
I think the other guy's hurt.
No!
Damn.
I shouldn't have beat my phone.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Oh wait, I'm going to get the extra XP, right?
So I should level up faster now.
So I can uh, hi kitty.
What?
What?
Oh, I got 2% for that, okay I should hit it really fast.
She just caressed my arm, she went, real?
Hello. Hello. Hello kitty. My food is two minutes away. Maybe I should wait.
Could open some cases. Oh, the cat's here. Kitty. Kitty. Kitty.
Okay, let me um, purchase a few. Excuse me, um, hi kitty. Hello, hello. Uh, let's get
s- Oh! Oh, she just tripped. Aren't cats supposed to be graceful?
She's licking my toe.
I have to add money to my Steam account.
I used it all last time.
What?
Chill!
Chill!
She's bumping the mic.
Hello to you guys out. She bit me
Why'd you do that?
Why would you do that?
I'll be by my keys. Oh
Wait, I already had cases. Oh shit. Oh
Well, I guess I bought more I don't have keys for the other cases though
Yeah, I guess I gotta buy more keys
Guess I gotta get more
Why does it keep saying I don't have enough money in my steam wall I literally do let me buy these damn keys what the fuck
What the fuck wait, maybe I've walked out of my PayPal
It's cannot be
What the heck
Yo Gumby gogurt thanks for 41 months
Let me buy my keys
What the fuck man
M.G. Barry, thanks for 27 months.
I'm really trying to buy these keys, guys, I swear.
Oh, there we go.
Okay, finally.
I don't know why that was so difficult.
Alright, Panda Express here soon.
It just got delivered.
Yes.
Why are you guys so excited for a damn blue?
You guys want me to get blue?
What are you rooting for my downfall?
Rooting for my suffering?
What the fuck?
Oh, a pink!
Okay, let me go grab my food and then I'll queue up for another one and open some cases.
Hello.
I got my food.
Smell so good.
Fuck off.
I thought it was a trap.
I'm gonna get you, and you'll get your shit.
Get you shit.
Get you shit.
I'm gonna get you, and you'll get your shit.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I got my food.
Smells so good.
Oh shit wait, I need to do um, this again because I took my earbuds out.
You should be hearing this. Okay. Perfect.
I think I can definitely play Premier today.
I think definitely.
Yo, Chewie, thanks for nine months.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Oh, fuck yeah, bro.
Holy shit
Ready oh
My god, oh my god, oh amazing
Oh, purple.
A purple.
Yum, yum, yum.
Oops.
Got soy sauce on this shit.
Oh
orange chicken and
Honey, Walnut shrimp
Oh, I love spicy chicken
This is the orange. Oh, I was really spicy
Orange chicken. Oh, I got quite a few purples
It's like sweet and crispy and delicious
Not so didn't accept
I'll check my fortune
What does my fortune cookie say?
It says, before you know it, you'll be sitting on top of the world.
What's that supposed to mean?
I'm already on top of the world.
Oh, going to space!
Oh my god!
I'm going to get to go to space someday?
Amazing.
That's my dream.
Hell yeah.
I don't want to go so bad.
Mr. Beast Space Games.
If only.
Okay, this isn't funny anymore, where's my gold?
Damn it, another blue.
But we're playing on dust too?
This is my favorite map.
Thank you for one year welcome back
We must win.
We must win.
We must win.
We must win.
Together we can do this.
Ah
No fear
Saw someone
Why would you walk in front of me when I'm shooting
What did he say?
There's one over there, teammate, watch out.
I attacked a teammate. I'm in trouble now.
Why are you attacking your teammate?
I couldn't help it.
I just wanted to murder.
Oh wait I thought you killed him bruh I thought you killed him bruh
God I fucking love Panda Express oh my god
of this shit. Those bullets were quite close to my head. It's a little scary.
Yeah, he's clear, bro.
Yeah, he's clear, bro.
The bomb has dropped.
I was so close to getting that guy, I think.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, I should have just bomb with them.
Still a guy there.
Where's the bomb?
I
Gave up the water
Hello, Matzo.
You have this, bro, come on.
He's scared.
You have to get along.
Five seconds.
What is he doing?
Okay, bro, nice shot, bro.
I respect you, bro.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I don't expect you to be together to search for all of this.
Thanks.
Help you.
Let him go!
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
I don't know where to go.
Thank you for Tagood's Stream's Kirby Bounds.
Yo, Ghost Rose!
Thanks for the nine months.
Thank you for watching.
Damn I didn't do shit. I killed one guy actually.
Hey good job guys, I love you all.
Aw, how sweet.
I'm not talking in voice comms though cause I am a girl.
Hello, kitty.
Nice smoke.
Hello, kitty.
Can you please get off my mouse pad?
Kitty.
Kitty.
I'm hiding.
I'm hiding.
I'm hiding.
I'm hiding.
I'm hiding. Yeah, I didn't do shit. I'm taking this AK.
Damn, I haven't done shit! I've done more than Shaperone, though, on the enemy team.
I'm just gonna sit here. I'm not really covering anything important, but I'm here. You know if you guys need it
I'm here to support you
Just kidding
Now I can eat
I
So fucking good
They just give up on chillin' here or what?
I saw his head!
What the? I suck!
What's that?
I watched.
watch
They're having a great time, too.
You got carried again!
Well, I'm doing my job, man!
I'm one point behind the fourth place guy.
Ow!
I can't just scratch my toe.
What the fuck I just felt like there was a trick I was like what is that smoke I'm
I'm a fool.
Jazz, they not check you on Neil bro.
Aim a little bit down.
Lower sensitivity.
You're a very salty snail.
Thanks for nine months.
guys what if we switched it up and went to be this time
it's probably their smoke right is this a trick
I
Died to the guy that had no kills and no damage
I shot him right in
I like this guy's a profile picture
I
I guess we just keep going, egg.
I have five health, holy shit.
Bad flashbang.
Yeah.
Go and rush, go and rush.
I'm buying more.
Yeah.
You're not done.
How do we have so many?
That's a lot.
Maybe you guys have fun.
is not at B site they did get to B site
to B site. What did he say? There's an
There's an offer
I didn't know there was one more guy
Oh
I don't even know what to say.
Oh
Watch out behind us
I'm camping
How did I lose that I'm so fucking down?
Okay, okay, stop!
Sorry, I suck so much.
It's okay guys, we went so much. It's CD-7 is not...
I don't even know what to say.
go A our best site I did not spend $8,000 bro it's not true
uh
ouchie
I
Ouch
I bless it.
Strike fire.
Make that, make that, make that for the...
Dragon lore?
I'll find you!
I saw the shot changing!
I saw it, I saw it.
It's good that we win this.
I'm gonna show it.
Even if I can't pick it forward.
Woo!
Let's go!
What a stupid ass game.
now we are going to have a real life
let's go boys
it's too easy
too easy
two flashes and it deserves
energy
they like no one likes B so I'll go B
That's what's up.
Hey, brother.
Eggs, just in case, next time you play this game or next time maybe you're born in life, this is our site. You can go in, no problem.
Wait, what did he say?
You don't have to be scared of your own site.
This is our site?
I cannot, what did he say? He said you can go up and be...
Probably.
Oh, yeah, I do that sometimes.
Yeah!
He called you a dumbass.
I guess I won't go into the site this time.
I'm so sorry, sir.
But when I'm alone on BM Skigger,
it's like oh send me just me all the goons
hiya Meg
hahaha
yay he was right this time I guess
I
Do you like the from us
three minutes three minutes
three minutes
two cats
two cats
two cats
two cats
Oh shit, I didn't know they were coming down long as well
Shrimp
My hand up.
Goodbye, Longwood.
Oh, one total, one total.
Nice skin, math.
M-T-A-A.
Is there a short version of that?
Mata, Mata. Yes.
Mata, nice M4 skin.
Nice force, kid.
I got it for you, Bernadette!
He's on.
That was a good try, I think.
Sorry, guys.
I forgive you.
of
They probably leave, right?
He's in, he's in, he's in inside!
What?
How was the trip?
This is your moment egg
Where are you even going?
We have to expect the egg from behind.
They do not expect the egg from behind.
You got this!
What else?
Wooo!
Wooo! I'm egg!
I'm egg! I'm egg!
I'm egg! I'm egg!
Mario, thank you for the resub you are.
That will do. Thank you guys, thank you.
Maybe you're not so bad, egg.
Maybe you're not so bad after all.
Yeah, we'll keep you around for another round.
I feel, I feel um...
AHHHHHHHHH!
Let's get to the flashbang.
Watching your six.
One more, one more, and bombs on Catwalk.
Very good.
There was an assault on Redden.
He's not gonna hit me, watch, watch. Watch, he's not gonna hit me.
Hi, Emmy.
Hi, Emmy.
Hello.
John G. Twitch.
Thanks for one year.
He hasn't off, right?
I'm just going to sit.
What's he going to do?
Where was he?
He was gone.
Where he is at, where he is at.
guys where is he be the air power very sneaky little guy
how's that feel like I saw the gun shot on the minimap
he's definitely sneaky sneaky eye
oh he's mid under the under the under the bridge I'm in
watch this watch this
this little guy will not expect it
sweet
Help
He died right in front of my very eyes
I'm pushing. What's he going to do? Right in the ass.
Shit that easy. A little too easy.
One cat.
Bomb on cat.
Bomb on cat.
Fuck!
Why I can't blab something?
One long.
He's on site.
Woo!
Egg deserves like four kisses to the top.
You're gonna make me blush.
I keep forgetting to buy a kit.
What do you want?
Go, go, go!
Anything for my baby.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Yo, Joni Aldostello, thank you for your 6 months.
Okay, that guy's gay.
Crap, he hit you very hard.
Me.
You're a real catwalk.
Yellow, I believe in you yellow.
two for the air
two and five
yeah, it's hard to get a watch out
oh my god, I'm really late
fuck
fuck, he's dead
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
it's more of a
still need weapon gas?
nothing anymore
how do you read?
gas behind the window
Watch that.
Hey, that's that's that!
Just take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Oh, fuck me!
How the fuck did I get that guy up there?
Go on to the one hand.
Yeah, don't worry guys, the eggs are off.
No! I did not catch that.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Oh no.
Jazz, are you playing on controller by any chance?
Ha!
Wait, what? No!
Jesus, you guys suck at the game.
Oh
Drug test that guy now.
Why?
Keep brother.
Oh shit.
Jazz, what the fuck is this?
He's in the tunnel going towards me.
I appease so bad.
Wow.
Good fucking job, Jess!
Every tunnel, every low, below!
Oh, that was a big XP.
What a good game, okay how close am I?
95% I got 3% from that one, I'm almost there.
Okay I'm gonna go P, I'm gonna go P and then I'll play more.
I don't know if I'm still going to get as many points, but it could be, uh, like two
or three more games maybe. Then I can play the real game. Hell yeah. Oh thank you for
the five gifted. Thank you. Thanks off. W. W. Yippee. Yippee. Yippee.
Yeah, I'll pop some cases. I just want to put my hair up because I'm getting kind of
Oh, sweaty. I don't know.
Yo, Dragons Unite. Thanks for 26 months.
Meow.
Fuck!
I'm in queue, right?
Fuck!
Oh, I'm in queue, nice.
Fuck!
Fuck!
What the fuck would I just click on?
Oh, the Counter-Strike Fair Play Guidelines.
Let's roll.
Yo, Nonna, thank you for the party gifts and thank you.
Oh it's
Let's go
It's gaming time gaming time gaming time
I got boys doing stay bro
Alright, they fuck y'all make us for fuck
There's two in there
Damn, they're all five there
Oh, that was nice
Woo!
Clean!
Ah.
I should try.
Alright, young Millie 69, let's see it.
Now that guy should be, I think at least two of them took, where did he go?
I tried.
I tried.
I'm saving.
Where are they my team's pushing a why?
What are they doing they're not watching the door they're on like a little date or something
Well, how they snuck past them on a I guess because we had two people on a how's this possible?
How the fuck one of us
Yeah, we did it, I guess, not so oh yes I'm panning you don't worry she loves to
scream for her pets
Ow.
It's a jury out, Croy and Monk.
For the out.
So squeaky.
So there's some red.
So there's some mid.
What the?
Bomb.
Ah.
Nice.
Ooh, that's a cool gun.
Oh my god, actually, my stat track.
Although I never really pulled out.
Yes.
I hear him.
I need to reload!
That's okay.
We got all of our stuff for one.
That's OK, we got all the big stuff for one.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh!
Kitchy.
Kitchy.
I'll pet you!
Come on!
Woo!
Rameo!
Rameo!
Rameo!
Rameo!
Rameo!
Rameo!
Rameo!
Rameo!
I didn't do shit!
Woo!
Woo!
Yeah!
Hell yeah!
Yeah I'm like a ward.
I'm just going to keep playing and crushing.
I'm going to use one guy left.
Paid chatter.
Alright.
Yo, Momos Candy Boy, thanks for 53 months!
Who in here a paid chatter?
I didn't do shit again.
I couldn't jump in, man.
I need out.
Yo, Max, thanks for the prime.
Hi, Emmy.
Hello.
Katelyn.
Thanks for the resub.
I think he realized I'm behind him.
What?
He realized.
Scared me.
He's only with the pistol.
Whoops.
Yikes.
Yikes
I think he's running away with my gun that's a nice gun
What is he doing?
Bro, he's not even...
on earth. That was interesting.
Flashbang
Well, I got one at least
Deploying flashbang
I
Want to try lots that worry you
I'm so sad and neglected but bro. I swear I pet her all the time. Where she asked
Just a very sad kitty
Let's move out.
I don't know why I thought that was a person.
I did it!
I did it!
Come on, come on, self-jump.
Okay, okay, how are we all going to be now?
Peeking.
Okay, I'm waiting.
You guys have fun.
I'll never DC.
I
Hit him a little bit at least
Oh, man.
Well, you gonna go or...?
Oh, it's this guy who wants to jump.
He's nasty.
What the hell?
I don't know what's got shot by that guy.
Okay, yeah, you can have that.
They're all here, they're all here.
I'm running.
Behind you, brother.
that's okay
I thought the rest of our team moving so slow
What the heck was that
Interesting. Big plays.
Guys, Chuckles!
for 11 months. He's gotta be low, right? What's up? Okay, we just killed them all, I guess.
Maybe take those.
Not bad.
All right, purple, where do you want to go?
Let's go, let's go!
What the fuck through that?
I'm going to sit here now.
Plant that shit.
Alright, turn around.
We didn't have to.
I guess.
I guess.
Ba ba ba ba ba ba.
Baaaa.
Baaaa.
Baaaa.
Baaaa.
Baaaa.
Baaaa.
All right, blue, where do you want to go?
Go go go.
I have one HP holy shit
Orange I believe in you
We both have one health
No, are you serious bro?
No, bro, please don't have a cat dude
No, that's so sad man, I killed like four of them, too
I should I should have tried to flash him I
Guess
I guess.
Shinobi eyes, thank you for the prime.
Thank you so much.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
Oh.
Oh.
You guys got this.
You got this.
What the hell?
Ha ha!
Woo!
Just kidding.
Woo!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yo, let's uh, let's rush B.
Sounds good to me.
I don't know.
You're just a nice thing.
I
Play ball
He went the other way
now what be?
I
Don't know
you know what?
behind you bro window
I
Am saving
I
Now what the hell am I meant to do here in this position?
I didn't hit him though.
They heard me for sure I should have gone the long way.
Oh shit, we're 10 to 10.
Oh
I have the ball.
I have the ball.
I have the ball.
I am a high chat D
Uh-oh.
I'm going to try to go here again.
How does the yellow guy always have the bomb?
I don't like this.
I
I hit him at least.
I
I'm going to try to get it out of here.
Okay, two more.
I'm going to try to get it out of here.
I'm going to try to get it out of here.
OK, two more.
Moly moly.
Where'd they want to go?
Hi, Cap.
I'm so dead, I'm so dead!
Okay, now to where do we go?
Well, we can't lose now, right?
Freddy, thank you for the prime!
I
Don't even see him
Why that guy running
Oh boy.
Yellow dead rabbits, thank you for the prize.
I think we lost.
Well, we can go for a tie, I guess.
Wait, if it's 12, 12, it's tied no matter what, right?
Cuz this isn't premiere
Yeah, I
Didn't say we couldn't lose I guess
Big XP from the bonus maybe one more game and I can play premiere
Yeah 98%
Yep, I will be level 10
Hello.
I might be sort of close to a trade-up, but then I'd have to get rid of some of my reds
My last case that I bought today.
More dog shit blue!
another blue come on man come on damn and now I'm out well guys um
Um, seems like I'm broke now.
This is so sad.
I can't afford anything else.
Wish map is ancient?
Is this the dog shit one?
Oh my god.
I hate this map!
I don't like this one at all.
This one stinks.
It's horrible.
Johnny, thank you for the five gifted, thank you.
Thanks Johnny, thank you, thank you.
Thanks Johnny.
I don't like this map.
Um, someone in our game instantly left.
I mean the match gets cancelled, or is it like just play the nut with the swag seven and you will ace if you believe hard enough
Just play donut with the swag seven, thanks. We bought four forty five months. What the hell is the swag seven?
What's the swag the the swag seven?
The mag seven
Mmmm.
Mmmm.
Buh.
Fumi! Thanks for 32 months.
Mmmm.
Mmmm.
Mmmm.
Mmmm.
Mmmm.
Mmmm.
Well, this might be a 4v5, but...
I only need 2 more percent, and then I'm just gonna play Premiere from now on.
I'm now on, but I will still do my best.
It's going to be so toxic.
I can't wait.
You guys think maybe it's fine for me to start using voice comms?
I'm scared!
I feel like they're gonna be mean to me just cause I'm a girl!
Or vote kick me!
Man, oh wait, the guy came back.
Oh, they're opening cases?
Oh, wait, I ran out.
No one's hittin' shit.
Kill each other, Jesus!
What the fuck?
Well, I didn't hit anything, so I guess I can't talk.
I
Shot
Oh, no.
What the fuck?
Push that thing.
What? What? What? What?
All of us live in views.
Counter-terrorists win.
There's no stopping us.
We just picked up the map, I don't know.
There you go.
I'm not sure.
Probably B right?
Probably B.
I got B.
1B maybe?
1B.
Yeah.
Use the flank.
Probably.
Maybe.
Possibly.
probably
maybe
possibly
oh
he's wet
holy shit
i like it
yo
I
I
Meow
of
the
I'm blind.
I'm blind.
Oh
Yeah
Oh
Yep, I'm in the back
I don't know what I'm gonna do with it.
They go B again.
They go B again.
Two, two, one.
Shit.
a little scuffle
they gotta go
I guess I'm just going to go help E this time, but watch they're going to go A this time.
of
the
What the hell?
What the hell?
Ah!
I'm fucking on it.
Did they run for the bomb?
Oh, they have a DC.
Maybe it's a real rage quit.
Well, I guess we're stuck here waiting, aren't we?
Should I buy some keys?
Killed by egg equals rage quit.
Excuse me, other back.
I predicted the jump.
one more. Yeah! Yippee! Surely they go be this time, right?
I'm going to rest on the floor.
Smoke.
Please smoke.
Throwing smoke.
Where are they?
Exagering.
Okay, okay.
Throwing flashbang.
Okay, okay, okay.
No, holy...
I
Keep saying that
All right, this time for sure they go be this time for sure
Where my smoke go oh
oh wait he killed three people on the smoke what the fuck bro he just shot on the smoke
I can go three.
What the fuck was that?
Oh my god.
Lail.
Ooh, this is a nice AK.
Oh, no, wait.
I want that.
I'm going to throw it out.
How do I look at it?
Come on, come on, Joe.
Heck.
Oh, this is cool.
I like this.
I don't know what the fuck that was I'm sorry
Oh
GG
Well, we have a lot of money at least
I killed one at least oh TV one TV one
what the fuck is this guy saying it's
pissing me off what is he saying boy
oh what is he saying it's like a
a vocal tick or something? What are you saying?
Counterterrorism, we want to update our team to last.
Yay!
I'm going to countryman.
They got the guy that got me.
What the fuck?
We won though!
Yeah, wins a win, right?
That's a bomb.
Where are we going?
th
th
I don't know what to do with it.
Careful than mine did hurt.
Oh, my god, he's my retinus.
Plant that shit.
This game's something.
Well, I don't worry, is it, at least?
I'm getting distracted because of my stupid ass cork, you hit my desktop.
Oh, they got me.
Is that guy even shooting as you're just ducking?
It's amazing.
Easy one more
of
of
I
Okay, they're on a DK. They're going through a bit much doughnut
Yay
Yeah, I could play premier now.
Let's go.
Uh, what is this?
I'm terminal. Hello, egg. Frosty, thanks for 14 months.
Oh! So how does this work? You deny if it's blue, right? Yo, oh, thank you for another
Number five, thank you.
So this is decline, right?
It offers deal or no deal, but you only get five, right?
No.
Wait, guys, this is really cool looking.
Wait, I like this one wait. I like it, but it's I think I might just take it. It's a pink. I'm just gonna take it
I like it
What we have to pay for once I open it
Wait Paragon, thank you for the 10 gifted. Thank you
What you have to buy it what?
Why?
I'll buy it, I guess.
It's fine.
I'm getting it.
I got it.
It's pretty.
Wait, this is for so pretty, isn't it?
for you let me know what you think roses are red cheddar is cheese being a jackass is your expertise
condition minimal wear dank shed for the 45 months i guess dank shed
russell
Win percent?
What's what's uh is 17k good? Apparently Yasuo was 17k
But he has a 41% win rate
Not bad. What's it compared to like
League ranks
It's like diamond four
oh okay well here I go is it more toxic in premiere you guys think yes I will
try my best. I'm scooting my chair in. I'm ready. What's, uh, what's like 16.8 K? Cause
that's what Russell is. Is that, is that, what is that like gold or like compared to
league ranks because in league silver is like iron it's like silver in league
I see.
6.8k, okay.
I see.
Gold is like 10k?
Oh, no.
Okay.
Oh, wait, no, it says percent.
Oh, so like this is like percent of the top.
Okay, so 17%, that's like,
That's not diamond.
That's like plaid.
Yeah, then 80%?
It's like, I don't know if that'd be solar.
Maybe.
Oh
Man, um, I don't like
Yeah, I don't like nuke I
Don't like ancient oh
My god, I'm Charlie Kirk on my team
Four stack. Oh, is that what these are? Oh, they have a four stack. Isn't that annoying for us?
Barrage or dust. I'll let them pick I guess. I don't really care
Yeah, wait, it's a four stack sounds really hard
Let's roll.
Guys, look at my new pistol. It's so sick.
This is what we have been waiting for.
We are Charlie Kirk.
Okay, where do you guys want to go?
Sure, sir.
I'll show you.
No, no.
Come on, come on, let's go!
I'm hiding.
I'm hiding.
I'm hiding.
I'm hiding.
Oh, there's just one guy in his med.
I'm just gonna sit here then for if he kills my teammates, I'll kill him when he pushes.
Yeah!
Let's go baby Groot!
Yeah, let's go baby group
Good job team good job
You guys want to go now Charlie Kirk has the bomb
I
Got
We need an exorcist for me.
Why did he throw the... what?
Why would she do that?
They know.
One up there.
One up there.
One Palace.
Is that it?
One Palace.
One Palace.
One Palace.
One Palace.
One Palace.
One up there.
One up there.
One Palace.
Is that it?
One Palace. I'm happy to know.
I'm hiding AK.
Nice.
AK.
Oh shit. Fuck.
My bad.
Play your life. You don't have to commit.
I got him!
I got him!
Jim, it's a small poppy, can't see shit.
One poppy!
I got him!
That was bad.
I will take the bomb.
I want to go B.
Guys, come with me!
I'm coming to you guys.
I'm coming to you guys.
Perfect plant.
Out of mid.
like it's going to jump up
no
You need to drop me, boys.
Can I get an AK, please?
Drop me.
Can someone let me in?
An AK, please?
Thanks.
We're not clear.
I did it!
Don't call me a jackass!
I did it!
I
Heard some palace
Fuck
Oh, I got him. Oh, I know look off. I still alive. Oh, I know he's dead. He's dead
What the
Get out of here!
Egg egg egg egg
I'm lagging holy shit I'm lagging I'm lagging holy shit
I
Destroyed my economy because they're getting that guy a fucking AK we didn't even win
Hello Charlie Kirk
Now is the night.
You guys, you guys made me feel like I had to give him my, my AK, I did not want to
do that shit.
I
Was lagging shop did you guys see
Mixed my screen go like
Are you guys smoked off mate?
Yo poison thanks for 13 months. Thank you
Yo, hello
I'm just wondering if you guys smoked off whoever it was man
Yeah, I guess you can't really see the other side of the stairs
Bro, I'm turning down my bit rate
Oh, someone died.
I have a D.E.G.L. for you, egg.
A D.E.G.L? Who said that?
My A.K.
Wait, what?
Where'd the A.K. go?
My AK now.
One more kit.
I like egg
I like Charlie Kirk
Oh, he's bottom-fragging
What happened? What happened?
It hurt. It really hurt.
Hold on to my back. Hold on to my back.
Hold on to my back. Hold on to my back.
Fuck.
The flashbang.
Ah, I need one more with you, baby.
Mwah.
If you didn't check that nice
Nice try bro
I am not buying anyone any guns anymore. I am done with that
You'll play Assassin's Creed for black flag. Thank you for the gift sub. Thank you
Ego, please.
Hey.
Let's go.
All right.
My economy, bro.
I'm sorry.
I'm throwing a blast back.
I'm throwing a blast back.
Did the guy at top die?
I guess not.
Okay, Lee Kwan, you got this.
Won't be free.
Oh, that was nice.
Oh, you're so smart.
Nice try.
That was hard.
Let's go A this time.
Anyway...
Come on, Charlie!
Come on, Charlie!
Oh, that's not really bad.
Frick!
Come on, Charlie! Come on, Charlie!
Oh, that's still really bad.
Frick!
Can we smoke off a connector, and I'll run down
Cat with cat to be in my P5 someone just hold having all the rifle
Wait what what did he say be our cats in you?
I think there's gonna be someone off here, I'm scared
Oh God, the guy with the bomb is just so low. Oh, it's Charlie. Mr. Kirk. I think he
He hit him a little bit.
Other for sure all here.
Where are they where I saw one in the window
Oh.
It wasn't that bad.
Eat 10 wins for your- for your rating?
Oh my goodness, I'm gonna go CT side and map, isn't that what people always say?
I got a ball.
Woo!
Yeah!
Ow!
Ow!
I got shot by my teammate.
Yeah, yeah, I got shot by my teammate
Yo, don't want thank you for the three months
I want to give a quick shout out to cheddar and mods for carrying the stream.
Also any possible cosplay collabs coming soon.
Uh, Neo, thanks for 23 months, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Um, I'm supposed to have one soon, but I'm not sure if I'm gonna have everything ready
for it, but y'all all have stuff.
And Domple, thank you for the 10 months, thank you.
nice a 2v2 it's one of all the world of the fuck was he looking
I gotta get in there.
Gotta go.
Gotta go.
Oh.
No.
No.
Maybe I should say kind of rough.
I
Like there's gonna push this again
Another a
Like shots
I saved at least so now I can buy
I'm lagging, I'm lagging, bro I'm lagging!
Ahhhh!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what?
Bro, my fucking smoke.
I'm lagging.
And we got the bomb.
I'm lagging so I was gonna camp.
of
Ha!
Where's this guy at?
Is he just gonna run?
Yo, awesome!
Thank you for the 14 months.
Yeah, she's gonna run
You know I'll say I'm thinking for the 14 months
Was she holding some bullshit
I
Gonna buy
No
Fine
Now my oh my god my crosshair was stuck
Frank yo talkie. Thank you for the sub. Thank you
I'm on the hunt.
I'm on the hunt.
I'm on the hunt.
Nice! Yo, we told low. Thank you for the crime.
Thank you, thank you.
Kazuma, thanks for 14 months.
Emeru waving.
Buy-in kit.
Thank you, Kazuma.
I got the gun.
What the hell happened to my smoke?
Fuck, we're never gonna be fine.
One more guy.
Chase him down!
Run him down!
Kill him!
Get him!
Where you go?
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
What the?
Oh.
I saw him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yo, it's Swiftie. Thanks for a woman once.
Thank you.
Damn, I'm at the bottom.
Sparksy Sties, thanks for 47 months. Hello.
Thank you so much.
fuck i was reloading
I just ran.
Flashbang.
The bomb has been planted.
He is gone.
The point flashbang.
Oh nice, nice, nice.
And we got kits.
Anybody want to know?
I'm kind of in the back.
Kind of in the backpack.
I feel like they will try on me now.
Holy fuck, they all so good, I gotta ask.
Cat.
Oh, fuck.
Shit.
You got this man
Good try
I'm kind of broke
go ahead.
Flash by.
I think some of them were out of the police zone.
Maybe they're leaving.
Guarding it out.
What are you saying?
I'm waiting.
I'm waiting.
I'm telling you, I'm not.
I'm ready to out.
I'm in the 1B, in the 1B.
Oh, that's my guy.
Yay!
Okay, one more.
Drop me, drop me, drop me.
I think they were just on their own, right?
20 degrees
deploy and flash back
let's fucking go Charlie
maybe maybe
20
you lost mine
whoa
Holy shit, he fucking got us bro. He just capped in the corner
Oopsie
Do you have a cat? She does. GG
I got a valuable player with 54 EDR.
Okay, let's go.
Another one.
That was okay.
It wasn't bad.
And there was a guy in my game that was higher ranked than Russell.
The guy in my game was 7.5k rating.
Not bad, right?
Not bad, right?
Can you show us how you cut your bangs sometime?
Uh...
They look like this when it's down straight.
I don't know if that helps.
Why are you guys laughing at me?
I'm just showing how my bangs look when they're not, you know, pushed aside.
You look like a mop you look like a scruffy dog, okay? I didn't did I fucking ask did I ask?
God
So rude so fucking rude god I'm gonna buy keys fuck you guys
Well, Eggman, thank you for the five.
Thanks, Eggman.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you so much.
I'm lagging.
My first ever premiere game was a win.
I want to put a text thing up.
Hold on.
Did I think I'm gonna keep, I'm gonna start losing a bunch?
Surely not, right?
Surely not.
Yo, Megasolid.
Yo, Megasolay.
Blind Shroud.
Thank you.
That's the nicest thing anyone in this channel has ever said to me.
Thanks, Megasolay, for the one year.
He called me Blind Shroud.
Yo, Wild Flame.
Thanks for the four months.
Thank you.
And two maps I don't like this one or this one
No one else is voting
Oh my god, these guys got high-ass ratings
Barrow and I stink
I don't really care, you guys pick.
Actually I want to play Dust, we just played Barrage.
I
I have donkey on my team, uh, so cool, okay these guys are way better than me, I'm just
going to follow their lead I guess good he's fun what what did he say I have to
Blah blah blah.
Ah!
Oh my god, I don't want to shoot you.
Fuck.
It's still too.
da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
What is that crosshair?
It's huuuuge!
AHH!
Damn it, uh
I
Go now
Guys
counter-taste wins
It don't matter the first two rounds do not matter it don't matter
It's gonna come up behind you, kiddo.
I'm bledin'.
Get on our terrorists, win.
Oh, brother.
Yeah, that round did matter.
made 3d yeah pin some tunnels and then okay did they're making calls I don't
like this so scary
This does not seem to be going the way that they wanted it to.
Oh
Nice try I gotta step it up
Let's lower it.
Let's lower it.
You guys push long, he's on cat already.
Move, move!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
of
the
This is so sad.
It's what a ball.
Oh no.
Guys, this is going horribly.
He can maybe clutch.
Is that the door I already reserved?
Oh, my God, I'm doing so bad.
I
Yeah, I think this lobby might be um, quite too good for me, maybe.
but I'm still trying
sweet plus
you
if I reset my spray I think I could have gotten him
Oh nice, nice.
Oh god damn it.
Blank it!
Thank you for the gift sub.
Man.
At least I got some kills.
I got some kills, I guess.
What is going on with my game?
Garrett, thank you for the one year.
At least you aren't Owen.
So I'm not Owen.
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
And these guys are really trying to carry.
We got this man!
Uhhh...
Now is the time!
I
Fuck it
Let's go.
Okay, I'm just gonna use the M4, because I need to save money.
It's not great, and then maybe I can buy a gun for one of the good people on my team.
case scenario.
Yay!
Very nice.
We just keep winning and winning and winning.
Okay, where do you guys want to go now?
what the hell we won wow
They want to go B this time I guess.
We have a 1 and 10 on our team.
Incredible.
They found someone worse than me to put on my team.
For balance.
I'm out of sheep.
Uh-oh.
There's two of them.
Uh-oh.
I
Trying to kick sushi man 69
I don't want it.
What's up?
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
We're gonna win on each other.
I'm on the keyboard.
He's on the keyboard.
Montza no, no, no, no, no, no, she's on the keyboard.
No, come on, come on.
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!
One mid, nice good stuff, one mid.
I got two.
That might have been her.
I'm not moving unless he plants on a
What you got
I feel like they probably won't come here again.
So I'm coming cat
Yay, let's go team
Wait, sushi man got 5 kills now, what happened?
He walked in I guess.
Alright, I didn't upgrade my gun.
All right, I didn't upgrade my gun
I'm scared
That was fucking horrible for me
Oh shit
My bad. I am me. Hope you're doing well Dean. Yo, Andrea. Thanks for the five months
One of these.
One of these.
Is that A?
He's got a kit.
Whoa!
Wow!
That's so good.
Very clean click.
Amazing.
It's so amazing!
Wowee!
How do I get this kick stuff off my screen?
I'm pressing F1F2 nothing is falling out of the way I'm going to the red team
F1 I'm pressing F1F2 nothing is falling out of the way
I'm dead
I see nothing
I'm just going to
Oh man, this is the course game.
Uh oh.
I can't vote.
I
You're late.
Thanks, all.
He's in. He's in.
They're the cats.
What are you saying?
Cats?
Woo!
What you got?
You did that.
I used to bet to get the vote off my screen.
You don't have to vote yes, just vote no.
Oh.
Works now.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Ended. Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
No.
No.
No.
Terrorists win.
Terrorists win.
Terrorists win.
Oh, I'm just being...
Oh, I'm just being...
This game's so close!
Close.
Shatter.
Holding here.
Let's move out.
Throwing smoke.
a lot of meat
someone come in, i think they're trying to go cat
i think they're trying to go cat
i think that was my idea
He got me.
Why are y'all playing like it's your first time playing this game?
You're 7 and 16.
You played like you just downloaded the game.
Well, it doesn't matter.
You're not doing much to help a team win.
I have fucking 27 kills, buddy.
Well, are we winning?
It doesn't matter.
That definitely does matter when you're just jerking it
and not doing anything the entire time
you have contributed nothing to this game
like we literally would have benefited if we just fucking kicked you from the game
i mean it didn't matter
suck
you really mauled our teammates off and stood in the corner
and took a few hits on me for the last round
so
they're okay
He's really upset, I think.
Wow.
Uh-oh.
the
the
the
the
the
I
Don't know how the fuck you're this ass when you have to be level 10 even
I'm going to remove any doubt in your head. It's us on the head.
Chatter, chatter. No. Hello, Emory.
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.
Thanks for the three months.
Yeah, he's off his buddy in the head.
Hey, he is so young.
He's just for what?
I don't know how to what is jump crouch
I
You crouch in the jump like hold control in the jump
Good boy.
Throwing smoke.
Playing down smoke.
We won!
Grenade out.
Flash behind.
Laying down smoke.
Get stuff.
Throwing grenade. Grenade out.
Throwing flash behind. Throwing smoke.
Okay, so now we do the shit where someone else we have to get two wins over, right?
Oh boy.
It's first to 16.
Oh, okay.
I see
Um, we have a guy that's AFK, I don't know
Our leader is dead already
I'm dead already
One cross, one cross
Oh
Wow
Very nice
I didn't even think about that, expecting a ox because we started with a lot of money.
Oh yeah, they have a DC, I forgot.
That's convenient.
Nice.
Nice
What is he doing
Well, I found them
of
of
of
of
of
I
Onside
He saw
I'm running out of money
and all we have to fucking do is not get in the first stage
oh herco thanks for 30 mods glasses
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
OK.
OK, terrorist time.
This is a tough game for me.
We must do it.
Throw him to the ground.
Yeah.
Watch the roof.
Watch the roof.
Our bomb is out.
That's a lot of smokes.
I
Bro
Yo, hey
I thought that he got killed by a guy on cat did he not
if your teammates watch from some angle watch the other angle so your teammate can't get shot in the fucking head
like why are you actually retarded?
say nothing nothing nothing
I feel like they're going to come behind us.
I
Just grabbed it
Oh, it's first to 16, right?
Yo, Sylvan, thanks for the 10 months and the shrimp, thanks for the 16 months.
knock I feel like we've never won the
guys were losing a 4v5
my yellow team can't clutch his ass oh my god he's so he's gonna be so mad
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, what a game, what a game, okay, I think I am done for today,
but I am going to play more tomorrow, well I'm going to do a subsunday tomorrow at least
play a couple of variety games.
And yeah, thank you guys for watching.
I had fun.
I should be able to play more tomorrow, but yeah.
First stream back in a bit.
Back to regular schedule now.
Thank you guys for watching today.
I had a good time.
What a game, bro.
We should have won that for sure.
But I did notice that our bottom fragger guy did only buy Deagle.
He just really liked Deagle, I guess.
But OK.
Good night, guys.
I'm going to go turn on the night vision
cam for the bird cam.
Maybe the babies will hatch soon.
I feel like they're due anytime now.
But yeah, OK.
Good night, guys.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Ooh, yes my love, to you
Ooh, yes my love, to you
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Watashi wa watashi
You and I
We were dreaming
That's how I feel
In a grade jacket
I see a voice
I want coffee
Because it's always the same
Shounen mo ni futari utsureba
Stay with me
Bayonata no no wo tataki
Kaeramai de tonai ga
Tamu kisetsu ga ibaneru we
Stay with me
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