Emiru
SUB SUNDAY :3 ⭐🌸 YAPS + REACTS + RAW GIGA VARIETY GAMING ⭐🌸 HANGING OUT ⭐🌸 THIS STREAMER IS SOOO NICE TO CHAT ⭐🌸 @EMIRU247
04-12-2026 · 6h 59m
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So I can't believe, the spirits jealous, yeah
Tell me, who was I born to be?
Like a beast, it's me, it's me, it's me
But you're with me, yeah, it's me, it's me, it's me
Let's have a sleep, it's me, it's me, it's me
She was born to be, they, she was born to be
She was born to be, yeah, communicate all these thoughts
But they can't escape, no, I'm not okay
I can't teach this thing but I want to possess everything I need
You know what I have for long, can't contain my joes
You don't look at yourself, you're caught up in the spell
You know how you can't tell the scene or what she wants
Stop it, I can't agree, I'll say what can't go wrong
This feeling's just too, tell me was I born to be like
was that point?
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But the magic works, I can't get away from it
Just put my hand in my face turns purple
Running through hurdles, running in circles
Trying to escape from this thing that I fear
Everything seems clear, like the end is near, in the rear
I can see the beast getting close, surrounded by ghosts in the clouds
The smoke beats the failure, I don't want to fail
But I'm still well sleep straight to hell
So I'm jumping trap doors in the floor before they fall me
Focus on the long and the right like before me
Warm keeps spinning in my path, keeps burning
I feel like I can never get out. I'm trapped.
I'm behind me, my ex-girls chasing me, you're in front of me, my ex-girls chasing me,
Awaking me, the lights in my sight, but I can't cross the enemy lines on the high,
I can't build a fatigue, but I'm trying to shine,
But the world winds up, we're fine, we're fine,
Got to find a new place to hide for the night,
But whatever mistake, well I'll try, I'll try,
Everybody's watching me, I'm dying, make it out,
I'm trapped!
I'm trapped!
I'm trapped!
I'm trapped!
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And one of the eggs still isn't hatched yet, but uh, yeah, very good, yo, it's just Wumpley
thinking for the five, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Get them awake, I mean I'm sure that their feathers will grow in, right?
I'm sure etherboard and shawndown. Thank you guys for the recess. Thank you. We were trying to watch the cartoons on the TV
You can see it. Why it's playing Scooby-Doo
from the 90s or something
Something like that and also the the dad bird has been coming right to feed
Feed the mom and the baby birds little worms and spiders and stuff. It's so cute
It is it is amazing nature is amazing
Reaver, thank you for the sub, welcome.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
But yeah, today I will do a sub Sunday because people have been asking for it and it's, I
feel bad because sub Sunday is supposed to be like a day where the subs get to decide
what I play.
But I haven't done it in like a month.
I'm sorry.
I've had like a weird schedule recently.
I had a weird schedule recently, but I'll do that today.
But I'm gonna be real guys, I woke up today.
All I wanted to do was play more CS,
so I'll probably do that late tonight.
Yeah, we'll do Variety early on the day.
Curly Sunday, UK.
Hey, Cora, thanks for the 21 months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yeah, I'm seeing the improvement.
Slur Sunday, yeah.
Burrito, thanks for 46 months.
Your hair looks very curly today.
Yeah, I fluffed it up a little bit today.
I don't know. I feel like a fluffy dog or something. Ah, King Kord, thank you for the 10 gifted. Thank you
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, it's um
Very fluffy. It's also getting very long
Very very very long and fluffy
Well, I spent a CS recently. Well, I finished
Resident Evil 4 and I was like man, I kind of just want to go back to PvP games
But I know if I play league half half my chat's gonna hate me
So what's another game it'd be nice to be good at that? I'm not good at so see us, but I'm I'm kind of I
Wouldn't say addicted, but you know
Yo, G. Y. C. Who do you think for the nine months? Thank you and Wiley gaming. Thanks for the 19 months
You are a DJ after all
I don't think I'm that much of a DJ at least not as much as I used to be I feel like
I'm a reformed degen, you know, like it used to be kind of bad, but now not really like my schedules pretty regular
I know I didn't stream four days this week, but that's cuz that was only cuz I was out of town metal god
Thank you for the prime. Thank you. I'm reformed. I woke up at 11 a.m. Today. How much did you spend on cases again? I
Don't even know actually, I don't know how much I've spent on cases
She's smile she can't I just smile all the time
It's like my I have two modes is like I'm talking and I'm smiling the whole time
or I'm
No expression at all, you know, yeah, and I went live before for today. So
You know, I went live before for today
Very very good
Yeah, how are you guys? Proud of me at all. Superclaw. Thank you for the prime. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yes, I'm doing my no.
Well, what do I need to do? Because I'm streaming more. I play variety.
Um, like, well, am I doing wrong? That's not good enough. First amendment, thank you for the tier three. Welcome back.
Thank you. What happened to the dailies? I've got kind of burnt out on the dailies, but maybe I'll do some of them today
I don't know. I was doing it a lot for a while
Where's what do you mean words variety, huh? I
Went to play everything
You know Paula, thanks for the 38 months in Coachella. I'm gonna be honest
I don't even know Coachella was going on right now until I saw that like
Justin Bieber like booted up his stream in the middle of his set or something. I was like, man, what the hell?
What the fuck is going on? Mr. McBunny thinking for the prime?
Thank you. Thank you. I didn't even know it was going on. So
Why did he do that?
Why yeah, he was reacting or something. I don't know
Scrandle is down. Oh shit. Well, it's sub Sunday, which means um
Perhaps only gaming today. Well, I might do a couple Mr. Daley's
He did a react stream on a set but like why?
What did he react to?
Politics I don't know what did he do why not? I mean I I guess not his own clips
Yep.
I mean, I guess that's a lot of streamers, right?
Yeah, I am.
Also, good job waking up earlier on.
Thanks, Dan.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
You're just doing things.
Yeah, I don't, I feel like I've noticed a lot of actual celebrities being interested
in streaming.
I mean, it must be because of, because of people like Kai and Speed, right?
But I feel like they try it once, they're like,
oh, my viewers weren't as high as I was expecting them to never do it again.
But it's like, you have to do it a lot so people know that you're streaming, right?
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I got a sub wheel.
I mean for games it's different.
Alright.
game of the day.
Wands opening, it's 1990, the golden age of movie rentals, and your dream is about to
become reality.
You are now the proud owner of a video store!
Your first day is about to begin, but the shock needs a little love.
Time to set up a few shelves, buy some movies, and decorate your store before your first
customers walk through the door!
Oh my god, the sensitivity is insane!
Uhhh, sensitivity, let me turn that down.
Holy shit, it's so crazy.
I'm gonna get sick.
Oh, I didn't apply.
Uhhh.
Okay, that's it.
It's still kind of bad.
Hold on.
I will make this right.
Zorro and Mysterious, thank you guys for the resubs.
Okay, here's our store.
Let's check the contextual menu on the left side of the screen to move, jump, crouch and sprint.
Uh, oh wow!
This is cute.
It's the 90's return desk, reserves, out of order.
We have a soda machine popcorn and a cotton candy machine!
Oh and this is, I guess this is the back office.
Yo, Blooders, thanks for the 34 months you're in.
Uh...
Why is this store looks so much better? Is this the second location?
It's a little bit loud.
Okay, let's see.
Is that better?
Uh, motion? I mean, it's probably fine, but...
Hi!
Yo, CTX, thanks for subbing. Thank you.
Oh, that's way too high.
Okay.
Store expansions.
Okay, so we can have a big-ass store, holy shit, there's been a lot of rooms.
Check the calendar.
New release day, harvest festival, meteor shower, plus 8% sci-fi movies, Friday the 13th.
Okay, so different days we can have different movies and shit that will make us more money.
The staff book. Wait, this is a complicated game.
What the...
What the fuck?
To whoever may concern, please be respectful of others and try to keep this bathroom clean.
The last time I attempted to use the toilet, I simply couldn't.
There was more pee on the floor than the bowl.
If you miss, you clean. That's the rule.
Fucking disgusting. Why is there this scared-looking blonde woman above the toilet? What is this?
Yo, a 3MZ, thank you for the prime, and Scoparks, thank you for the prime. Welcome, guys. Welcome, welcome.
Okay, catalog.
Uh, using the catalog, order three shelves to display- Wait, there's a little Tomagotchi!
Oh, shit!
Did you guys have Tomagotchi's when you guys were kids?
It's dead or something.
It's dead.
Oh, god.
Uh, order three shelves.
Okay, thin movie shelf four rows.
Two, three.
Pick up your new shelves in the back store.
All order items will be delivered there.
Dude, I fucking love Tomagotchi, but I- bro, I could not figure out how to keep them
Those things alive.
Oh my god.
Well, OK, so if you take good carrier tomagotchi,
it'd be like the really cute one, right?
But otherwise, you'd get the ugly fat duck thing.
I'd always get the ugly fat duck,
but I would be obsessively cleaning its poop and feeding
it, and I'd be like, what am I doing wrong?
I was just a stupid ass kid, I guess.
So fucking stupid.
OK, let's bring this shit in here.
Tiny Tiger, thanks for the 10 months.
Happy Sunday.
Okay, look, you know, I think we put these by the front door.
These are the move tool V.
I think we start by the front door
so that the customers don't have to work very far
and then it'll be easier to build up the rest of the store too.
Space buddy, thanks for the 13 months.
Wait, does this game have like any kind of like
Gamma elements like a TC, Pokemon card TC?
I shouldn't ask that, what is wrong with me?
Already ready for the CS games later.
Never mind, never mind.
Don't worry about it.
Use your design tool to change the look of the walls, the floor, and the ceiling.
You can also modify some objects such as the shelves and the checkout counter.
Okay.
Design tool- OH SHIT!
Wait, this- this goes deep.
Oh shit.
Okay, what do you guys think?
So these ones, are these little lights?
Most of these are plain, and then we have the wooden shelves.
Ajax, thank you for the one year, and then you can do grain.
Okay, what do you guys think about, um, this looks kind of nice, and there's so many choices.
Oh, I'm going to do, um, cool, I'm going to do these, I'm going to do these, shelf title.
We're gonna do the rainbow one gauge.
Okay, and this one.
I'm gonna make a rainbow kind of.
Take the rainbow one.
The customers will love this.
Do they even care?
They probably even do a thing in the game.
Copymaker!
Thanks for 40 months.
Okay, I can change the floor.
Okay, yeah, these are 90s carpets.
What do y'all think?
The space, the galaxy carpet, the stars carpet, the movie theater carpet, the diamonds, the
ugly ass linoleum.
Oh, Hollywood Boulevard.
We've got hardwood floors.
That, like, weird textured plastic floor.
Concrete!
I don't even know what this is supposed to be.
Carpet, maybe?
Yeah, these are the different kinds of carpet.
Yo, not on a snake for the gift sub.
What do you guys think?
I'm thinking the galaxy floor.
Or maybe the star floor.
What do you guys think?
Yo, cheese, thanks for the two months.
SME SMILES
I'll do the galaxy as you!
Uh, can I change this?
Oooh, let's make our counters...
Let's make them red.
Okay.
Oh wait, each wall can be a different color.
Oh, I can make this fucking hideous.
Oh, okay, now we need the neon lights.
Oh wait, purple kinda looks sick.
Oh, wait, what is this?
What do you guys think about the space grid walls?
Or is this kind of too much?
Sigur, thank you for the seven months.
It's kind of ugly.
Wait, it looks kind of horrible with the floor too.
I don't know, man.
It's fire.
It's too much.
Yeah, I think that we got it you got to keep the floor as um, you know
Okay, what do you guys think about the the?
What do you guys think of the purple walls or maybe with the lights at the top oh
God no, you don't like the purple walls
What about, uh, we need to do black walls.
The corner is horrible.
Er, I'll fix it, I'll fix it.
Black.
There's no pink.
Guys, a pink video store, really?
What do you think?
Just because I'm a girl, I like pink that much.
I would make my video store have pink walls
because you're 100% fucking right.
I won if I could, but now I'll settle for black walls.
I do like pink.
I was one of those girls growing up that was like,
I don't like pink.
I'm not a girly girl, but now I'm like,
I mean, you're just, you're just so cute.
Yeah, Wolfpack makes me 14 months.
Oh, it was so sick.
Red Bull is such a cool company.
It's an honor to be able to work with them.
Oh wait, I just noticed that they have like different walls
from the behind the counter area.
But I kinda like that it's, I like that it's wood
because it, do I want it to mash the floors?
Okay, well hear me out, this part purple.
Oh, it's kind of, it's kind of ugly.
And then it's kind of horrible. Okay, actually, maybe the galaxy carpet is not the move
What do you got okay, what do you guys think about the star carpet and then I make this part purple
You see purple and black it's ass
Okay, just let me finish this part it'll look better
I swear, you guys just don't understand my vision.
Okay, alright, now imagine you walk into the store and it's all black and purple and the
floor is black and purple with the star 90s carpet.
Not for any 90s?
I think it is for any 90s.
Like this could be a Chuck E. Cheese.
I don't think it's bad. Access your computer in the back.
Okay, we can work on it. We can cook on it later.
It's fine. Log on to the computer.
I'm clicking.
Am I stupid?
I'm in the design tool. I am stupid.
Okay.
From your computer, order movies from the bundles in the market tab.
Okay. Ten random movies.
A mix. Drama. Mixed.
Mixed.
Uh...
I'll just get mixed.
Let's get some drama and some mixed.
Pick up your order movies from the backstores dropbox and place them on your shelves
Or I can do that
Hot tip you're making a video store not hot topic
But it's it's supposed to be like it's the it's the 90s
Like you're trying to like a cool it it does look like a hot topic. Wait a second. I
See things in a completely different light now the neighborhood dwarf stalker. Oh, this is a classic the caskets long way home
We're tired with my disco queen the demonic gingerbread the PC's damnation two brothers in the fishermen
My crystal ball never called he waits for the dentist
Sunset zombie instrument in Miami. Okay, we've got a lot of good titles here
Very good
One movies
Do you guys have any gir-hoodies in stock?
Dude, I had a gir-hoodie and a gir-backpack when I was in middle school.
And I was so fucking sick.
The King's Loaf, the Dwarf Dropout, Singer on Death Row, Kate Gone with the Wind, Checkmate
Soldier, Fishbowl Baking on a Sunday, A Slice for My Money, The Demonic Bull, The Coffin
Dropout, The Infection is Here!
Oh god.
These are some scary ones.
Yeah, my parents wouldn't buy that shit for me, because it was kind of, it was like super overpriced.
So I would mow lawns, so I could afford to buy the invaders in backpack, and I felt so cool.
Gumball peeping through the keyhole, red rooster juice.
Curtain fall over my doctor, the boat theater playing.
Golfo slash they hope the gingerbread has prayed, the surgeon's time has come.
Grandma's enchanter pie!
My enchanter at school!
Okay, wait, did I miss a movie? Why don't I have 29?
Holy shit am I stupid? How did I miss one?
All right, well the shelves are stopped. We're ready for customers. Save your progress with the time clock machine in the back store.
All right, I'm clocking out.
Using employee time clock machine to mainly save your progress at any time. There's also an auto-save feature at the beginning of each new day.
I'm going to inside the building, look up at the store signage to customize the name and color of your store.
Okay, this is important.
Name of the store! Okay, what do we name this shit?
This is important.
Hmm, you'll confuse things for 99 months.
In Skating Pikachu, thanks for the two months.
We're not- Bro, CHORM? Can you-
Think of something creative!
Retro-chorm?
Shorm's videos hot no no hot topic video
Shorm topic bro
Shorm top no, I'm gonna all fix the inside. I'll make it not look evil. I'll just make the walls not black and it'll be fine
Yo, it's that clean on Kennedy. We're not naming it Leon Kennedy
Shorm's gallery Shorm and more
Shorm busters Shorm Shack
Alright, just pick something man, I'll just pick something from chat.
Lots of movies.
Lots of roller movies.
Are we really doing this dude?
Chorm Buster videos, you know what is this, the font, insert V, let's just do this one.
Name color, ooo light color.
Okay we gotta make this pink at least, right?
I gotta have something pink.
Is this ugly, man?
You look like it's low-key ugly.
Or even high-key ugly.
It's so pink.
Jellyfish, thanks for three months.
Clueless nah.
Oh my god, it's so pink.
Bro, it looks like an adult store with all the lights, doesn't it?
Oh my god, like I see all these adult stores when you walk down Hollywood Boulevard and
they all look like this, don't they?
I've never been inside one, but I feel like they all look like this with like the lights
in the windows and it's like black walls.
I need to fix the inside.
It's horrible.
It's horrible.
Okay, what about the wood panel walls?
Oh! What do you think about the wood panel walls? It's kind of earthy? Like the natural wood?
I'm just trying to save this shit. I don't want to look like a hot topic or an adult store.
Oh, Chor's videos cannot be like this.
Chor's videos is a family-friendly establishment. Okay, okay, okay.
Better I like it. I think what do you guys think I think it's better
And now yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it's better turn on the open sign next to the front
Oh shit. Are we ready to start? I have three hundred twenty five dollars
Oh, do you think I should invest a little bit more to start or should I save money? Oh
Shit, okay, let me see like an order catalog
Let's see, Joe, Mossy's 909, thank you for the 5 months.
Oh, decorations!
Okay, actually, it looks like things are mostly locked, so maybe I will wait.
Oh, Snack Shelf Clearance Bin, Candied Spencers, Slush Machine, Popcorn Machine, okay, we
don't have those yet.
Um, okay.
Uh, I'm gonna get more movies, actually.
Let's get more movies.
I will buy another shelf or is this crazy?
Maybe this is foolish.
Maybe I'm a fool.
Am I?
Oh this is how new businesses go out of business.
Let me spruce this up.
Now I have a green shelf.
Okay you guys see this?
Pretty good huh?
Meow meow.
Meow meow meow meow.
Okay, drama.
Let's make a drama shelf.
Horror drama.
Horror horror.
Horror drama.
Horror horror.
Okay.
Maybe I'm overthinking it. I haven't even opened the store yet.
Drama.
Drama.
Drama.
Drama, drama, drama.
Sick. And now we have a horror shelf.
Horror.
Horror.
Horror.
Red Rooster Juice.
Horror, horror, horror.
This is fine, okay, let's open the store
Okay, all right our first day serve three customers at the checkout counter I can do that I
Can certainly do that
Oh
My first customer perhaps
Hello sir, we have horror, drama, and mixed movies.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my god, three customers!
Oh my god, why are they so ugly?
Oh my god, they love the store.
Do not shoplift.
He looks like he was about to shoplift.
What are you doing?
Oh, oh, oh.
Can I help you guys?
they seem a little bit lost.
Wha- Excuse me!
Excuse me!
I saw you do that!
You left the store!
I'll call the fucking police on you!
That'll be eight dollars, sir, thank you.
When the balance is settled, hit the space bar
and close the cash register and finish the transaction.
You gave back less money- Oh wait, I owe him?
Two dollars?
Ah, shit.
All right, there you go.
Welcome to Chorin Buster Videos!
What do you got? Oh horror?
Carton following my doctor? That's a shit movie.
Okay, thank you. You need two dollars and...
Oh my god.
Oh my god, they got the 50 set coins!
They don't even make those anymore.
Can you put the camera left side? Yes.
I can.
And I can also move chat because I think chat's blocking some stuff too.
Hi guys, we're on the left side now
All right
Isaac this guy has a membership
You need eight dollars
There you go
Go to the flyer stand at the main entrance and pick up a flyer
okay
Game the word as a new business owner
It's important to promote your store when things are quite hand of flyers to buy seniors outside to attract potential customers
You can have to five flyers
Excuse me
There you go. I must check out for my my customers now
All right, you need
350 I give you a 50-second coin. There you go. Hello, sir
One fucking movie you cheap ass piece of shit. I bet you don't even do anything you need like five movies to get the
16. Oh gives me a 20. Oh my god
There you go, there you go, oh hello sir, you have a big question, exclamation mark over your head, that means you have a quest.
I only watch award-winning, top-quality motion pictures.
Give me a good movie, I will enjoy please.
Sure!
Let me see what we have.
Good critic, the gingerbread in his prey, you will love this one sir.
That's just what I wanted, thanks, you're welcome.
Alright, here's your dollar, sir.
Oh, I got plus 2 XP.
What's the XP for?
Who the fuck is that, smug-ass?
Oh, fuck-oh.
Hello, ma'am!
Right over here, I can help you out to- THREE MOVIES!
Oh my god!
In this economy!
Bless Chester!
Thanks for the seven months!
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hello. There you go. 250. So like if I really hate a customer
guys give them all their change in pennies I probably could 1650 I'm giving you
it all in nickels because fuck you okay so I assume the XP is to unlock level
How do I know when I'm close to level one?
Hmm.
Hello, man.
I have friends coming over tonight for a haunted pajamas party.
I need a super scary horror movie.
Okay, I can get you a smaller movie.
You stupid fucking bitch.
There's a horror shelf right here.
I'm gonna get you a bad one.
It's horror old and bad crit.
Here you go.
Wow.
Did you not see the sign?
Okay, 350.
There we go.
Oh.
Oh my god, why is this old man in a trench coat here?
It's kind of scary.
Okay, perfect change!
Best customer I've ever had.
Hello.
Hello, Emmett.
Movie night with my mother.
She only...
Your mother?
How old are you, Emmett?
Your mother is still alive?
She only likes true story movies.
Do you have any drama to recommend?
Yes, I'm at I may I have the drama shelf is right over here gumballs last round. It's a classic
Well, I'm like the nicest store owner ever dude the customers just keep pouring in
Because word of my of my customer service spreads far and wide
We're almost out of movies
$12 there you go
Jester J. Thank you for the prime
Why are you judging the customer I feel like they're judging me
Hello, sir
We are running out of movies
150
People live forever nowadays. Oh my god, you got three movies
Thank you Emmett. Oh, oh three dolls. I tried to scam them. It was an accident though
Oh my god, it's night time. Close the door to finish the day.
Cannot close your store if a client's still inside.
Excuse me, I'm trying to close the store! She wasn't even inside and I'm gonna let me close it!
What the fuck was that?
Ma'am, we're closing. We're closed.
It's 8 p.m. I got to go home and play League of Legends
My god
Here's your 1650 I
Get out of my store
Yeah, my store
Good grief
All right
Day one 33 movies rented and none returned. Oh wait, so I wonder if there's a mechanic where people just don't bring the movies back
Oh my god, did you guys ever borrow books from the library when you guys were kids?
Dude, I lost the library book one time
I literally thought like it was like equivalents like committing a crime like I was gonna go to jail. I was so scared
More shelves
Oh, it's raining
Nice ambiance. Alright back to working Chorm Buster videos. You guys have to admit it looks a lot better, right?
I like the vibe or actually now that the walls are purple. I wonder if the galaxy floor will look better. Oh
Okay, what do you can I help you? What do you guys think?
Keep the star floor. I think the star floor does match a little bit better, but the galaxy floors are kind of sick
Galaxy or Star Force?
The galaxy forms are just so sick.
They're just so sick.
They're just so sick.
The galaxy is better.
Yeah, I think the stars match a little bit better,
but we're gonna get like a rainbow thing going here
that I think like every color will work, you know.
It'll be fine.
Alright, just wondering how you're on the calendar.
The calendar is updated every morning,
and affects gameplay in exciting ways
with new releases, special events,
and weather forecast updates.
Clance with various objects is also available to gain extra rewards.
Tomorrow a newly released movie will be available for purchase on the new tab of
your office computer.
So this is today. Okay tomorrow is a new release day.
So we have to make sure to buy the new release tomorrow.
If I don't we are fucked.
Holy, I can buy decorations now!
Many Clance
will bring back rented movies throughout the night. Go to the return station
to process the returns before starting your day.
Uh, thin movie shelf five, six rows, holy, wait.
That's one month.
New release movie shelf.
Yo, Jawa Paulo, Baraz, 2020, thank you for the 11 months.
I think we gotta get a new release shelf.
I feel like it's best to just, um, get the expensive ones, right?
Like just invest in the expensive ones.
Am I crazy?
And then just try to get like, I have $50 now, that's OK.
Claim the reward on the calendar?
Oh, shit, you're right.
Oh, I got 100 bucks from that.
$10,000 in revenue.
OK, OK.
Any new movies for sale?
15 random movies.
Used movies.
15 random movies?
I mean, I think I do need new movies because our shells are high-key barren.
Holy shit, these are some tolls. Oh my god. I'm gonna put the new releases shelf right here.
Beautiful, they'll see it right when they walk in.
I'm gonna make the new- oooohhh.
Shit, I'm gonna make it orange.
But I don't have any new releases yet, that's the issue, but tomorrow we will.
Tomorrow we'll have some new releases.
And it'll be great.
Okay.
My hands are full.
Let's put this shit on the shelves.
Oh I can put the new releases?
Oh wait, these aren't new releases though.
Okay, so anything that's not an old movie name I can get away with putting it here.
Or will the customers be mad, you think?
Because they're not actually new.
I'm just spitting them out everywhere.
Excuse me.
OK.
Movie returns.
Process return movies at the return station
so they can be rented out again.
Select the movies on the rack to your right
and scan them into the system.
You can return hold to 10 movies at a time.
Sandman, thanks for the gift, did.
And a movie.
What?
Oh, I see.
Some of these need to be revowed.
Place the tape in the reminder to the left to-
Oh, my fucking god, dude.
So much work.
So much work.
Okay.
Some of these are reserved.
Place the movies in the reserve shop to the left because we'll come by today to pick up his movie
Okay, there you go
My dumb am I just scanning the same oh your hands are full
Um don't mind me
I did not realize
Alright, there we go.
And these fuckers don't rewind their fucking tapes, I swear to God.
You're getting banned from my store for making me do extra work.
Alright, um, I think we're ready to open.
I only have $32, so I can't really afford more shit, you know.
All right, we're open.
Help needed.
We know our movies.
All right, now I will patiently wait behind the counter.
Customize the ceiling, too.
Did I not?
Oh, I did it.
Oh.
I kind of like the default ceiling.
Oh, actually, the, like, fucking asbestos powder ceiling?
It's kind of 90s. What do you guys think?
Kind of like the black the best, though.
Hello, sir, may I help you?
I reserve a copy of the movie The King's Loaf.
Yeah, I think we've got it.
There you go, sir.
Oh my god, the source is poppin'.
I only remember- Wait a second.
You look kinda familiar.
Are you?
Oh my god, it's suspicious.
Who is this guy?
You look kinda like someone that I know.
Hello, man.
We gotta raise these movie rental prices. We're only making like four bucks a pop
We gotta start scamming these people
Hello sir, can I help you?
They don't make movies like they used to I missed the movies. I grew up with you have an old gem to recommend. Yes, sir
Current follower my doctor old and bad reviews here you go, sir
What you got?
Thank you.
350.
Hello sir, you're looking very green today.
Someone's calling!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Excuse me sir, enjoy your movies.
Who could it be?
Okay, this is a life and death situation. I need you to reserve the barrel gone insane for me
I'll be there today. Don't run it out
Okay, oh
There it is the barrel gone insane
Okay, I've put it away for him. I
Gotta get more movies man. We don't have enough movies
Fuck I'm so poor dude
Four dollars in the 90s could buy you a house today, oh god.
And these idiots are spending it on movies?
Hello.
Is my bitrate dying? Hello.
What a cool hairdo. Hello. Alright, here's your movie. Oh, shit, I never call. Oh, god.
Dude, being employed is so stressful. I am watching you. Goodbye. Don't want that. I
Thank you
We don't we don't like crank holes around here
Hello sky to go to hell. Hey go to hell. Why'd you read two copies of the same movie?
Try to make sure no one else can watch it you fucking asshole. There's no we need two copies of that
Go to hell you piece of shit
God
Oh, this guy looks like an asshole, hello.
The barrel under the bed, yes I remember, here you go sir.
There you go.
Is our store still ugly?
The ceiling is kinda horrible now I feel like.
Hell it was painted blue ceiling.
When I kind of fuck with the blue ceiling
Oh
Why do I kind of fuck with the blue why are the cops outside?
Why are the cops outside?
What did you do?
Oh my god, these guys are dressed exactly the same.
Horror movie!
Yes, sir!
Oh, oh, oh, we're running out of horror movies.
Okay, here you go.
Dude, I gotta get more movies, dude.
The store is poppin' too hard.
It's too popular.
Hello.
We still have the new release shelf,
but all of our other shelves are empty.
I don't have smaller changers, that okay?
Are you fuckin' kidding me?
Are you rich or something?
Here's your $42.
I should've just scammed her.
Here you go.
There you go, you know ruined Sarah things in the 19 months
Gotta work them. Oh, you're right. The return desk is piling up. Oh
Shit, I didn't even notice that. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit
Shit
If any of these fuckers didn't rewind or tape, I swear to God
Am I hands full?
Drama, drama, horror, drama, drama, drama.
Okay, okay, we're getting a few takes back out there, so that's good.
Hey.
Hey.
I think she liked me or something.
Why'd she say hey like that?
Yippee.
I just went through a breakup.
Through a breakup, could you give me an emotional drama movie?
It's possible, like a good movie.
The last movie of recommendation I got was terrible.
Yes, ma'am, what do we have here?
Here we go, my crystal ball, never called.
The classic.
Oh, okay.
All right, horror, drama, drama, horror, horror.
Alright, these better be the last customers of the day.
It's 10pm.
Holy shit.
I ended the day at 8pm the other day.
These people are trying to work me to death.
Oh my gosh.
Alright, there you go.
Alright, I might as well take care of these returns.
Perfect.
Alright, and we are done.
Woo!
Day two finished.
Well too, we can do the slush machine.
It can be re- oh my god, it breaks down.
Of course, the slush machine breaks down. Why did I even ask?
I'm hungry. I have coffee here.
We're on new release! The movie will be considered new for seven days!
Okay.
We've got seven days.
Now how much is the new release?
All new releases have a custom standing included when five copies are more ordered.
Initially the price per unit decreases for every additional copy, by at least five in
the single transaction.
How much can I afford?
I can afford ten of them.
The static haunting.
Okay let's go buy ten of them, fuck it.
I'm broke now, 11 dollars.
That is a-okay.
Is this the standee?
The static haunting!
Ah shit.
Let's put it right here.
Yeah, but it kinda looks like shit, but I don't have other shelves in the store, so
I gotta work with what I've got, you know?
All right, let's space these out so you can't if I space it out like that. It doesn't look like I'm broken
Just looks like the movies already been rented out a lot, you know, so that's okay
It should be outside. Oh, you're right. Oh
I can't I
Could put on the window though
I mean, kind of.
Does this look like shit?
Oh, shit.
It's be- oh my god, it's being- I think I'm just gonna put it next to the- the thing.
Oh, shit, where are the- the cops here again.
Okay, um, let's process the returns
So many returns
My hands are full, okay
Great
What is our store only have horror and drama movies?
Do people who does not watch other kinds of movies?
Some customers return their rentals late, uh-oh.
The system automatically adds a late fee to their membership ID.
During their next purchase, the checkout computer will flag the outstanding fee.
That's more money for us.
Did we just open the store like two days ago?
How are there already people with late fees?
Sounds like we're like low-key scamming them.
I would be pissed, dude.
I'd be like, bro, I just checked out this movie
on like Tuesday.
All right, are we ready?
I can't afford the slushy machine yet, so I'm gonna try to
Be able to get that today. All right, the store is open
Hello, sir, you want movies so bad you want movies so bad
Hello
Sorry, I'll pass you fucking asshole. You know you love movies
You want a movie, right? No, thanks. I prefer a good book over movie
bitch
Movie not for what?
All right on my way check it out. Yeah, she's the best hello, ma'am
Yeah, no, thanks
Hello sir, would you like a movie sweet? I'll check out yes
Okay, that's another customer
Okay, the boat theater play
Here you go
Hello, sir
All right. Perfect. Does your store have a project tell Mary VHS? Yes, we have every
new release. If we can afford it. Which of course we can. We're rolling in the dough
because we just have so much business.
Hello, ma'am.
Okay, perfect change.
That's what I like.
Wait, you're the same woman, but with sunglasses on.
This is a conspiracy.
Four dollars. Welcome to Chorm Buster Videos.
There you go.
Hey. Yes ma'am?
I just bought a chainsaw and now I feel like watching horror.
Got a horror recommendation, just so you know I'm very picky, I hope you'll give me a good one.
Okay, um, there you go.
Be safe with your chainsaw, ma'am.
What happened to that guy that called and said he was watching us?
That was kind of scary.
Hello, sir, please come into the store.
Please come into the store.
Please come into the store. Please come to the store. Please come to the store. Please
We need money so bad we're so poor
Wait no one's getting the new oh there we go, okay, not that many people are getting the new releases
We need that money
Hello?
Why are you looking all shy there?
So bad.
46!
Oh!
Oh, that's why you're looking nervous and you're gonna fucking piss me off.
Okay, here you go.
$46 change.
Okay, $1.
Perfect.
Okay.
Now, what can we do to- Oh, wow, you got a lot of movies.
What can we do to make people spend more money here?
Because we're not making enough money.
I have $150 bucks, okay?
What do we need for the slushy machine?
Let's see.
Um, slushy.
$50.
Oh, $50.
Repair it.
start selling slushies now, perfect.
Yeah, we need that for sure.
Now maybe we will get a few more copies of the static haunting.
I have 50 cents in my bank account.
Hell yeah, what is this?
Is this another poster?
Oh, thanks, I guess.
OK, now they're sure, literally it's the cinema hands.
Now they're sure to get it, right?
Another cardboard thing.
The peep, this shit better fly off the holo, sir.
Holo, sir.
I want to watch the worst movie ever made.
Do you have a bad movie to recommend?
Antelope, thank you for the gift sub.
Of course, sir, the worst movie ever made.
Um, um, there you go.
Ooh.
What do you guys think's the worst movie you've ever watched?
For me, maybe like the Netflix Death Note movie, that was really bad.
The Room?
I haven't watched that one.
Mario Galaxy!
Oh!
He wants a grape slushie.
Okay.
Yay.
There you go, ma'am.
A grape slushie.
Angela, thanks for three months tier two.
Thank you.
The slushies only cost $3.25.
But, if someone gets a video and a slush,
We're basically doubling the amount that they spend.
Yo, I cry during...
I've not read the rest of your name, but I read it like once.
Thank you for the three years, welcome back!
Thank you, I cry.
Very good name.
And Antwon, T204, thank you for the prime.
Welcome back.
There you go, sir, it must be coming dark outside.
You recommend me a drama?
Yes.
Here, just take this one and get the fuck out of my store.
Rewind.
These assholes can't rewind or tape before they return them.
Disgusting.
Do you guys hear that knocking sound?
What was that?
I'm just going to start putting them on the shelf.
I don't have time for this.
Wait, see what's happening in the back alley behind the store?
Why is the door open?
What is this?
Meet me out back at 9pm every Tuesday and Thursday.
If you're after exclusive movies and deals, I'll crack the door open until I'm here.
I'll be waiting, the tape dealer, every Tuesday and Thursday.
Oh fuck, there he is.
Oh fuck, there he is.
I've got bootleg movies for half their market value.
Exclusive adult titles and the occasional holographic rarity only the good stuff. I'm here every Tuesday and Thursday at 9 p.m. Oh
shit, I
Got to just buy everything
Me on dog tension
adult
Here I'll be back sir, I'll be back just let me um I
I need to make some more money so I can pay for the rest.
That's your cash count?
Really the adult movies?
Do I need to get another room to put the adult movies in the back?
I guess there's not really kids coming into the store, right?
Veronica, thank you for the nine months.
Thank you.
Do we care about the kids?
Oh a blueberry slushie yes sir yes sir yes sir I would love to make you a
rat a blue raspberry slush there you go all right 12 oh my god it's getting
complicated now I have to think
Oh, a grape slushie?
I need to get an employee, man.
I gotta have- I gotta get like a slushie maker or something, but we're too- we're too poor.
Excuse me sir, you have a two dollar late fee.
Arrest him!
I'm not paying a stupid dumb useless ridiculous pointless two dollar late fee.
Pay for it!
I guess cus we're loyally living much here.
I don't fucking care. Get out of here.
If you ever turn your movies on time, we don't want you here.
Go down the blockbuster and see how long they stay in business
with shitty people like you.
Get the fuck out of my store.
But here's your change, sir.
Hello, ma'am.
Goodbye, ma'am.
Okay, I think that's the last customer,
But we gotta go to the dealer and buy the last of his stock
double swirl sausage
The fish is in for a treat
What the fuck are these tight?
Europe piece of shit. I can tell by the way you smirk on your little face with your creepy ass hat and your creepy ass
mustache you should be ashamed of yourself
Alright, let's process Rewind.
Nothing disgusts me more than people who don't Rewind their fucking VHS tapes.
Can I get an Amen?
Oopsie.
There we go, now.
Pissed.
There we go now.
Okay.
Okay.
I think I'll just mix everything but the adult films. Those can stay over there.
Okay, we have $47.
Um, I could just, I think I'm not gonna buy more shelves until I need to and then I'm gonna try to invest in the biggest ones
So that I don't end up having to switch out a ton. Ooh power rangers. I didn't know the power patrol sheriff Andy
an Etch-a-Sketch
Store level unlocks. I can get my first staff at level six. Elago two. Thank you for the 11 months
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Okay, um, seven days left.
Random Movies.
The Godfather.
What is this?
A number of copies owned.
Oh, so some of these?
I don't have any copies at all.
Yo!
Oh!
Thank you for the five gifted!
Thank you!
Thanks, Oh!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Let's get um...
I think I'm just going to save my money for a bit now.
Okay, Tuesday and Thursday. Dippin' Dots, thanks for 14 months. Don't let me forget, every Tuesday and Thursday we have to buy the grown-up movies from the bad man in the back alley.
Yo, Aurelius Zach with 10 gifted subs, thank you. Thanks, Aurelius, thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you so much.
I am 6xp off level 3, that's so annoying.
Scroll down to the task list.
Oh, okay.
Let's see.
Oh, what?
It's a toil over.
It completed your first 3 days as a proud video store owner.
It's time to take your business to the next level.
Improve your shop and decorations, snap displays, arcade machines, and other goodies to draw
more customers.
Even after special events like the Fall Harvest Festival happen this weekend.
Unlock new movie genres, hire staff, expand your shortlist, and discover plenty of surprises along the way.
Alright, um...
So nothing special is happening today.
Nothing special, um, I can't claim any of these.
But I feel like I'll be able to soon.
Um, the static haunting. I feel like I'll probably get some back.
Yeah, there's some.
Alright, new movies.
Rewind your fucking shit, people!
What is this?!
They don't care about me, bro. They don't think about the work I do to bring them their movies to keep them happy.
They don't care.
They don't care
Okay, um, oh wait, let me see here. Okay, we have a lot of copies of the static haunting now. That's good
We're getting even more back
Excellent, maybe they want shawarma movies. We don't sell those here. You don't care about them either, bro. I
I do, I love all of the customers.
Anything to make the customers happy.
I mean, I stalk the movies that they ask for, what more do they want from me?
You know?
What am I supposed to do?
Look, I even rewind this for them so as soon as they get it, they can just pop it in and
watch it with their movie with their movie holy shit with their family or
with their girlfriend or whatever with someone who doesn't care do that
huh huh huh
come to a stormbuster movies
Did he just laugh at me he's laughed at me
Oh, no point you're close. Oh, well, I finally know that I must open the rope and now
We've got a lot of copies of the static haunting
Hello sir, welcome to the store.
Yeah the door was open, what do they want me to do?
They got Netflix now, no no no, Netflix doesn't come out for like 10 years.
We're fine.
Oh man.
Okay.
There you go.
Okay, here you go.
Oh shit.
Not even more movies back.
Late.
That's plus two dollars for me.
Oh shit.
Plus two dollars for me.
Oh shit, you're taking an adult movie?
What are you a fucking fucking weirdo?
Excuse me
Holy shit, look at those guys outfit. Why are you staring at me like that? I'm kind of uncomfortable. Oh
He's still looking at me
It's oh, it's Wednesday. Okay, so tomorrow
Well
Hey, I'm calling because someone at the store gave me a really bad recommendation
I rent a disco queen out of tune and yeah, not great. That's all I wanted to say
I'm sorry. Here's what happened again. Not my problem
Don't care. Yo, a relious. Thank you for another 10 and thanks for the seven months and Raven. Thank you for the three
Thank you in real aid Leslie for the prime. Thank you. I really ask for the 10. Thank you
Thank you so much. So so kind
Thanks, a relious
Yeah, I don't make the fucking movies. Why are they telling me they don't like the movie?
Do I look like I make the movies? No, I just stalk the movies.
I stalk them, I put them in st- Oh my god, the line is huge.
Hello guys, welcome to Torbusters movies!
I can help you, would you guys like any- Our slushy machine is not broken today.
We have an orange, grape, lime, blue raspberry and cherry, which I feel like blue raspberry and cherry are the same, these different colors.
Oh perfect change best customer ever.
March is 24th and you're the prime.
Ah shit.
Excuse me ma'am.
Hello?
Now call and reserve the static contact.
Okay, I will save you a copy.
Very popular movie.
Very popular movie.
There you go.
Okay.
Alright.
Alright.
We need people to rep more movies, man. We're not making enough.
Hello, Pimp.
These are some pretty normal movies.
I would have thought you would have bought something kind of weird but whatever you want, sir.
Hello?
A stranger was stalking me last night and I was scared and got a horror movie to scare
me even more.
You're a fucking weirdo, dude.
There you go, cassette brain implants.
Hello?
Hello.
Goodbye.
Hello.
Goodbye.
Hello.
Goodbye.
Hello.
Hello!
Alright, $5, there you go.
Ooh, four movies.
They really like horror movies.
I don't really like horror movies.
Not because I'm a pussy or anything, I just, I just don't.
They can be fun with a group, I guess.
Ah geez, thank you for the bits.
Guys, it's only 5pm and we're not getting enough customers.
You need to come to the store.
I-I-Oh!
Oh!
No!
I'm dropping them all over the place!
No!
Why can't I pick this one up?
No!
Why can't I pick them off?
Oh my god, that was so embarrassing.
Here goes for- what the fuck?
Oh fuck!
Sup Omega, thanks for 15 months.
Hello sir.
Um, yes I can help you find a warm movie.
Um, there you go.
Hmm, oh a blue raspberry slush, great choice, great choice man.
There you go.
There you go.
Hello.
Guys we have 200 bucks.
We're kind of farming now.
Just wait till we get an employee.
will be booming. What the heck, Aurelius, thank you for another five gifts you've
sent us. Thank you. $37! Oh my gosh. Thank you, Aurelius. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh, hello, Ram. I see she likes her drama movies. Five, Bicky, there you go.
Well, Moog and Fox, thanks for the six months.
W.
W.
Shumshad.
1650.
Here you go.
Hello, sir.
Okay, perfect change.
All right, we've got good money.
Good, good money.
Yo, call me pause, thank you for the five, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
good money. Yo, call me pause. Thank you for the five. Thank you. Maybe I should look into
buying some more shit. Maybe I'll buy one of the big, uh, big standard movie shelves
just so I can start working on having those. Cause I'm gonna want to have like full, full
walls of those at some point. It's gonna look weird for now though. Yeah, that shit's huge.
Um, okay.
Make it blue, though.
It's blue.
Yeah, it looks really out of place, but I don't think the customers care.
Hello, ma'am.
Uh, an old horror movie.
Here you go.
Hmm, perfect.
Yo, Pip-chan!
Pip-chan, thank you for the five.
Thank you.
Oh, a lime slushie.
Now she, no one's ever asked for a lime slushie before.
Thank you, PimpChomp, thank you, thank you.
Much appreciate it.
What's your guys' favorite slushie flavor out of these?
Mine is probably cherry.
I don't know how I feel about a lime slushie.
Yeah, blue raspberry is great too.
I just really like fake cherry flavor.
As long as I like the medicine kind of fake cherry flavor.
You know need more adult tapes. That's tomorrow. Oh
I even know you can do that. What the hell you're gonna make me work my ass off for this. What the fuck? Okay, um
Okay, I'll be like two of each I guess oh
That okay, that looks delicious wait, it's my camera frozen
Taco King thank you for the gift, wait how long has my camera been frozen?
I heard Chetland Motz wanna work in the shop too.
Chris thanks for the 8 months, I gotta put the rats to work.
I thought I was frozen for a while and no one said anything.
Can you imagine?
You guys wouldn't do that to me right?
Hello.
Okay, close the door, finish the day, okay.
Tomorrow's Thursday, tomorrow we buy the weird movies.
Alright, let's check this shit in.
Yo, ace rod, thank you for the raid, hello raiders!
Hi!
I hope you guys had a lovely stream over there, welcome.
I'm doing Sub Sunday, which I do games that my subs pick me to play.
Hello!
Hi, Acero!
I hope you had a lovely stream today.
What would you all do today?
Let me put these up here.
Everyone say hello.
Hello.
Good.
Maybe I'll go ahead and buy some more movies.
It's only six days left for the static haunting, but honestly, I feel like it's worth it because
I can get another stand to increase more sales than we just fucking farm, you know?
I mean, let's just get five more.
I think this is fine, but we're gonna have a ton of copies.
We have three posters.
You think this makes people want to buy them more?
Is this enticing?
It's pretty enticing, isn't it?
Beautiful.
No money for the alley guy now?
No, no, we'll make money during the day.
We'll make money during the day.
Wait, only four.
Did I toss one?
How do I keep doing this?
If you had four posters, I'd write one.
I'm too poor for four posters.
Damn.
All right.
Day is over.
OK.
Let's see.
All right.
Level three, we'll watch sci-fi movies!
I'm warping my shit.
OK, we need to buy sci-fi movies for sure.
OK, yeah, we need that for sure.
I am too poor to buy any right now though.
So we're gonna have to get some customers in.
I probably wanna prioritize the adult films
from the Shady Dealer.
We'll get those first and then I will start
buying sci-fi movies for our collection.
Yeah, we wanna prioritize the adult movies
because those are limited.
You know, the static haunting.
Hello sir, we're open soon, don't worry.
We're served, oh my god.
When you're locked in your journey, get a pack of movies for free, grab them.
Oh shit, really?
Okay, I will check the back room then. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Yo Alberto, thank you for the raid.
Let's- oh, I don't want to put these on here.
Static haunting. Gotta put some on the bottom shelf too.
I ain't employing real bad.
Oh shit.
Lates, plus two dollars, hell yeah.
We love when people return their movies late.
Okay, um, are we living in the back?
I don't see him. Let me see. Okay.
Game saved. Great.
We can't get any staff yet
new
Market
Sci-Fi movie, but oh, it's free. Okay. Yeah, y'all were right. It's free
Free sci-fi. Oh, they come with the green. Oh green VHS things
Very nice. Oh
They're color-coded. Huh, I don't know. I just noticed that
Maybe at some point I can try to color code my shelves, but maybe maybe that's too much work. Okay, I think we're ready for customers
Come to the store
Come to the store
Wow
Come to the store
Yay
Come to the store
Come to the fucking fucking store!
Shit. That guy's too fast.
Come to the store. Come to the store. I'm getting a phone call.
I'm getting a phone call. Oh my god, I'm so busy.
Hey, I'm calling Reserved Sunset Zombie. Could you set a copy so I can come by later today?
Sure, I'm going to come by later today. Okay, sounds good. Goodbye, see you later.
Right here. Put that on the shelf. There you go.
Okay, hello, may I help you? I'm gonna pick up the movie Gumball peeping through the peephole keyhole. I was hurt. Hey, you're a fucking weirdo
There you go. Oh
Enjoy
Hello, sir. Hmm. Why is he trying to peep through the keyhole? Oh, hello, man
Yes, the Santa Conta and we have a copy set aside for you
43 I hate when they do this
How dare you make me click more than four times
This is me off.
Oh, she got, she got a sci-fi movie, her first sci-fi movie rental.
Hell yeah.
love the science fiction. Alright so I have a, when I have $100 I'm gonna go check the
back and see if the shady guy's out there. He should be. He should be out there. Oh it's
Oh wait, after 9pm, that's right, okay.
So we'll wait till after 9pm, then he should be out there.
Hello, sir.
This guy creeps, this guy with a trench coat creeps me out.
You guys think this is a nice guy?
Maybe I'm just being judgmental.
Okay, we have a hundred bucks, but I need to make sure to save money it's very important
a cherry slush, of course, here you go, sir, oh, you had two overdue movies, can you just
Just let it go this one time.
No.
I'm the only one to blame, I guess.
I will pay W Accountability.
That's why you're a great customer.
Yo, read me, thank you for the prime.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Hey.
Hello.
My great-grandfather was turning 101,
I promise you'd watch a movie together. Do you have an old classic? Uh, he likes it. He wants an old horror movie. Okay. Here you go.
Really sir the fish is in for a treat the adult movie. I
Know what you are. I know what you are
Hello, hello, hello, hello, sir, Sunset Zombie, no, Jules, 21 months, thank you, oh my god,
Returns are piling up.
A phone call!
Excuse me.
Can I- can I miss the phone call?
I'm kind of busy.
Okay, this is a likeness situation, I need you to reserve the king's loaf for me.
Okay, I got you.
Hello.
Ooh.
Hello.
I'll get $38.
There you go.
Oh, it's almost done.
There you go, oh, it's almost 9 p.m. You know what that means
It's about that time
Hmm he's gonna be waiting out there
Hello.
Okay, the king's low.
There you go.
Oh god, it's almost 9pm!
It's time.
Nope.
Okay, let's see what he has for us.
There he is!
You sly old dog.
poor godfather your mind sweaty car action late nights with my gold the
statue blast off oh this one sci-fi this must be a bootleg my sweet and
tasty money okay thank thank you sir thank you sir we'll put these on the
shelf. I still have a good amount of money left over. I should be able to get some upgrades.
Uh, can I help you? Oh, okay, she's kind of stuck.
Yes, you may have a great slushie, I will allow it.
Oops, I put some lime in it.
Uh, uh, you want a rainbow one?
Oh, oh no, what do I do with it? I messed it up.
Oh, OH GOD!
Why did you stop posting videos on your main channel?
I don't really watch streams, so I can T-weight for the next upload less than three.
There are people who upload my vlogs and stuff, but I was thinking about going back to posting on my YouTube.
It's just, I spend, I invest most of my time in the stream, and it's hard to do, like, five different social media at once.
Yeah, my editor puts a lot of shorts out.
On our turn my last rental late, but the movie was so good. I just couldn't stop watching you understand right now
I don't understand you're doing your job. I get it w accountability
We have the best customers ever here at Chornbuster videos
See you like your horror films
What do I do about this
Well, I guess we just have to trash all over the ground like that.
I'd like the worst store owner ever.
Oh shit.
I just can't keep things clean.
Wait, who rents a double swirl sausage?
Oh, no.
A bunch of freaks coming to the store.
Oh, yeah.
Level six, oh!
The Harvest Festival.
Let me grab those
How cute oh, oh, I'm sorry, ma'am
Wow, they're right in front of our store. Hey, what what can I do for this?
horror movies, maybe a
Beloved Faulty issue where families gathered to enjoy hardy meals and heartfelt movies plus 80% draw movie rentals
Plus 25% chocolate bar purchases
You don't have chocolate bars.
Candy dispenser?
I don't have chocolate bars.
hmm robot! $999! oh my god
oh my god
let's get um 20 random movies
actually I feel like we have enough movies for now
We can save and then I'll upgrade some shelves or some shit.
You need level 3 for the snacks?
I think I am level 3 though.
Broken!
Some customers return their rentals in a broken state.
Unfortunately, damaged movies must be thrown into the trash.
The system automatically adds a broken fee to the customer's membership ID during the next purchase.
The checkout computer will flag the outstanding fee.
They broke the movie? Oh that's the trash. Oh man. They're breaking our movies.
Okay whenever this customer pulls up that broke the movie, I'm he's done. I'm
I'm gonna beat his ass on the spot. He's done.
I'm pissed.
Oh my god, I have to buy more of these to replace them.
Look at these guys.
Terrible day.
It's fucking terrible.
Late. Well late is better than broken.
So it's okay.
Okay, are we ready to open the store? I think we're ready to open the store.
Oh shit the phone
Yes, I will reserve a copy of the static haunting for you. Hello. Hello. Hello
Please come to my store
Hello
Hey, hello
Do you like movies hello
These people are all going to the store!
Oh my God.
Excuse me.
I'm just dropping these.
I'm littering.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
This is the most customers we've ever had!
The Boat Theater Party.
Yes, of course, sir.
Here you go.
Holy shit.
Shit, we're so popular!
Oh my god, we're gonna make it big today.
We're gonna be able to afford rent, guys.
I'm so happy.
Oh my god, the store is pop,
those guys are just like kissing or something, I saw that.
Hell yeah!
Oh, the phone, the phone, the phone.
GamerTV, thank you for the 14 months.
Yes, I can reserve that movie for you, sir.
We're running out of movies, we're running out of movies, actually I don't really, we're
okay.
Hello?
Thank you sir. Yo, I just silently farted. Thanks for the prime.
May I should have read that one out loud?
Hey, you're late feet! Call the cop. What are you gonna do? Call the cops or we should all our feet? Yes, I am.
You're running a business. I can't blame you.
He looks pissed, but I know it's a- it's pissed with respect.
I will make you a great slushie right fucking now.
There you go.
Oh
Holy hat
Holy shit, this is a real-ass cowboy
God damn Jackson the family out of town and I finally have some me time
Can you suggest an adult movie to watch a bonus?
You recommend an old one. Oh
Good grief
Um, adult, old, poor Godfather, you're mine.
There you go, sir.
Sweaty car action!
This guy, this guy?
Where did Sweaty car action?
What the hell?
Oh, wow.
It's a huge weirdo.
Stop kink shaming?
You're right, I shouldn't say anything.
Whoa!
Whoa!
You should probably warn them about curvy door 9-1-1 and the route thinking.
Wait, you're right!
It's 1990!
They don't know what's going to happen.
Oh my god, these poor bastards.
Don't mess with the timeline, you're right.
Just have to let them, let them perish.
She has rented the Sausage Ice Cream Movie.
Goodbye, get out of my store.
Hello?
Oh.
Is that a problem?
Of course not.
I would never judge any of my customers.
I wouldn't. Why would I lie about that?
I respect and care about every single customer equally.
Even the guy with the- that guy's bald. Welcome bald man to our store. It's an honor to have you here.
Okay, so I learned there's a way to scam this to save time.
You just use two flavors and it makes it rainbow.
Enjoy your grape orange only slush.
Welcome to Chornbusters
Hello, sir red rooster juice. Yeah, we've been pulling on to that one for you. Oh
My god, they're so cool with their cowboy hats. There's so many customers
Hello
Oh, cool shirt!
The sun looks so happy.
Hey.
I was leaving a return.
I wasn't around much last week.
A two dollar fee is not the end of the world.
If it's not the end of the world, then fucking pay it!
All good.
I'll make sure it doesn't happen again.
Thank you, ma'am, for understanding.
appreciated
Guys we broke five hundred dollars
Do-mer thanks for 46 months
It's up MA 46 months of eggs
The customer returned a damaged rental you broke one of my movies
The last of the return was bad anyways who cares if it's broken out pay for it. This is outrageous
YOU FUCKING BITCH! GET OUT OF MY STORE!
GET OUT OF MY STORE!
GET OUT OF MY STORE!
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING STORE!
Fucking bitch.
Piece of shit.
Oh my god, and she's making me pick up the movies off the floor,
and she didn't pay for her thing.
Rain in the forest, I lost my job.
A rain in the forecast, I lost my job, my partner left me.
Go on a sad drama movie to for me to watch in my despair
I can scan one back in I think
She's out on the worst day ever
Here you go, cheer up. Wait, why are there fire? Whoa?
Whoa
Fireworks! What the heck?
It's midnight.
It's a long line, isn't it?
I'm gonna scan these... No, wait. Who cares that it's midnight?
Broken!
Another broken movie.
This is fucking devastating.
Hello guys, I will check you out.
Man, they're making me work this late?
What is this shit?
Hey, pay your late fee.
I have a late fee.
Excuse me.
No one ever told me there was a return deadline.
I'm not paying this.
Pay for it!
I hope this fee keeps the lights on.
Oh yes it will, ma'am.
I need that two dollars real bad.
We're broke around here.
Pay your shit.
I'm gonna go customer in the store and just cancel the fee.
Pay for it.
This is unfair.
but you'll pay for it anyway.
I always charge the fees.
Always charge the fees.
That's how you run a good business.
If you're too nice to people, they'll take advantage of you.
Everyone gets the same treatment.
Oh, yes, a cherry slush, of course, sir.
Of course, here you are.
Hello, ma'am.
Hello, ma'am.
Last customer of the day!
Thank you very much for coming to Chorm Buster Videos.
Oh, wow.
Every copy of the static haunting is gone.
It was definitely a good idea to invest in more copies than I think.
Wait.
Plus two dollars
I'm sure we'll get more copies back in the morning. Did I already buy all the... okay, the shady guys not here?
Uh, new release on Sunday. Okay, here's my idea. I
save my money now. I
buy like 50 copies of the new release on Sunday.
That's my plan.
I think that's the way to go I'll buy as many as I possibly can and then we will
be fucking rolling in it we will be rolling in the dough
Snack Shop!
Where's my rainbow slush?
Gray demon thing for the bits.
I want a rainbow slush now damn.
Okay, we are, I might have to, okay, I'm gonna buy a snack shelf, actually.
Um, snack shelf.
Alright.
So, but, but, do I have to stock the snack shelf, right?
We don't got no snacks on it.
So, what the fuck?
Okay, here's my idea. I put it by the register
So that people will see the snacks. Oh, wait. Oh, oh
People won't be able to resist
Okay, fully stocked nice
Nice.
All right, let's go on.
Yeah, you put it by the register.
Increase the prices.
Can I do that?
I don't think.
Oh, wait, there's more.
Oh, shit.
I didn't know there were other options.
OK, this is fine, though, because during the Fall
Festival, chocolate bar purchases are higher.
So it's OK.
We only want chocolate bars this time.
But in the future, I can stock fire, egg balls, sour bombs,
Dino gummies, popcorn, disco con, party mix, cheese sticks, super chips, sweet buster, breakfast bar,
fudge slime galaxy bar, chocolate. Okay, that's the chocolate. So this is fine. This is fine.
They all cost two. Okay, this is fine. This is fine. This is fine. This is fine. This is fine.
Oh nice, we're getting all of our copies of static haunting back.
Hopefully not our BROKEN, or I'm gonna be fucking pissed!
Variety and just chock- the chocolate bar.
Yep, sounds like emerald.
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Why didn't know, man?
Excuse me?
Why didn't know, man?
So many copies of the static haunting.
It's literally flying off the shelf, BROKEN!
I can't wait to meet the fucking son of a bitch who did this and charge them 20 bucks.
Oh god grief.
Good grief.
You know we should charge people a rewind fee too.
Like 50 cents?
think that seems fair. We should charge people for walking into the store. Like
they they get to look at all the movies for free. You know? Is that really fair?
Okay I think I'm gonna buy the 20 random movies bundle just so that we have full
shelves. Oh wait, we only have 10 and 5. Let's get this one for now. Lots of sci-fi I see.
Let's find more. What else can we get?
What the this is $20
Oh, okay, I need more movies.
Oh, lemole.
I broke the movie.
What the heck?
Hat trick!
Thanks for the 20 bucks.
I forgive it, I suppose.
As long as you pay your fees.
customer who commits a crime must pay the fee. That's all that I ask. Okay we're
gonna go a lot of movies now. At some point we might have so many movies I
don't even have to um I spent a lot of money when I wanted to um stock up on
the new release but it's okay we'll make a lot today we'll make a lot today.
Tixzo, thank you for the eight months.
We will make a lot today.
It's OK.
OK, are we ready to open?
I think we're good to go.
We have our chocolate bar snacks.
Amazing.
Chauchin Adult Movie Memphie.
An adult movie member, Fini.
I think that's a good idea.
Are there streamers chat with customers in the game?
Is that an option?
I've never, I haven't heard of that.
Romantico!
Fifty-three months should be a good fee for me.
Not as a big fee.
Excuse me, sir.
I'm to the movie store!
Hey, oh shit more movies already
Late oh
Oh my god, there's so many people.
The store is getting real popular.
Guys, I'm trying to restock the shelves.
Excuse me.
Ah!
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
Yo, Helgrim Pavia, thanks for the two months and I hate Rens, thank you for the prime.
We're getting a really good group here.
Yeah, we employ you real bad bro after all this these customers. Do you have an adult movie to recommend?
This is a little embarrassing Logan. Don't smile at me like that while you're asking me to recommend you an adult movie
I think the adult movies have the black borders
Yeah a bad boy with his woman you know, sir
The phone is ringing.
Hello?
My VCR died and I refuse to replace it.
Something tells me VHS tapes won't be around for much longer.
Just a feeling.
Do you want my tape collection?
Yes!
I would love your tape collection.
Thank you.
Is this it?
Oh, there's a bunch of horror movies.
Free movies!
Hell yeah.
So VHS will be in eternal format, what the hell are they talking about?
They don't know what they're talking about.
The store is going to be open forever.
There's your 450, why are they all just clustered together?
Stream will be around in a hundred years.
Do you guys really think so?
Oh, yes, yes, I will get you a lime slush, of course.
I think people will stream forever, maybe, probably not Twitch streamers forever, but
I'm sure there will be live stream.
broke one of my tapes? You can't prove that I broke my last rental. I won't pay. Yes,
you will. Yes, you will. I will pay if I never come back. Good! Don't come back! I don't
want to shittie customers! That breaks the tapes! You- you- you're worthless!
Err...
Goodbye. Hello, sir. I like an action-packed movie that is funny, scary, romantic, throwing
and treating, and festive. You know what? Just give me a good one to watch. Okay, we'll
find you a good movie. Excuse me. There you go. There you go.
Oh. Pay it. Pay it. I broke my leg and had no way to return my movie in time. Please be
understanding and to charge me. Leg looks fine to me now. Oh good. I'll make sure it
doesn't happen again. That's what I fucking thought. That's what I fucking thought. I
like this guy's jacket. That's nice. Or not jacket, sweater. Oops. You don't break movies,
do you? Hello, welcome to Torm Busters. Never mind, I'm helping this lady. Let's get you
Oh, there you go.
Oh, sir.
Goodbye, sir.
All right, we have to grind as much money as possible today.
Yes, I will break both of your legs if you don't pay my late fees.
I'm going to try to get more customers because we need a lot of money.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
We're going to try to get a lot of copies of this new release coming out tomorrow.
Excuse me.
Come into the store.
Hello.
Wait, what?
Yes, we have the static haunting.
Don't you see my three signs?
Oh my god, these people.
Spectre, thanks for the prime.
I get three fucking static haunting signs.
Um, excuse me, ma'am.
Do you have a copy of the stack?
No, I don't!
Do you see a sign for it?
Then we don't if you don't see the sign, then we don't don't even ask me good gory
people these days
In the 1990s
There you go
How do I raise my prices
You know, wear, rabbit, ollie, thank you for the tier two.
Happy days.
My goodness, so many.
Oh my goodness.
I always enjoy watching you and extra emily.
Aw, thanks.
Two copies of the static haunting.
Thank you, Nereby.
Emily is a great streamer.
Very talented and funny.
Oops.
Thank you, Nairby!
Emily's a great streamer.
Very talented and funny.
I hope your store falls into bankruptcy.
Excuse me!
Hold on, I have a call. I don't have time for this.
I'm watching you!
Sorry, wrong number.
Wait, you guys are also watching me.
Wait a second, hold on.
Who was that on the other line?
But here's the crazy part.
I'm watching you!
Chat.
What?
Oh, this fucking fire was scared the shit out of me.
I missed the beginning of the show last time.
So pretty.
Amazing.
So pretty.
Help.
It's over.
No more fireworks.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
I hope it's over.
No more fireworks.
There you go.
Alright.
We'll check out the rest of the customers.
But I don't know.
Da-da-da-da.
Da-da-da.
I just got here. Can you restart the stream please? Oh my bad.
Yeah.
Hi guys, it's sunday. I'm live. How are you today egg egg egg egg
Hello?
Hello sir?
Okay we have 400 bucks, we should be able to get a good amount of new releases of rainbow
slush.
Oh yes, I will give you a rainbow slush.
Enjoy your grape orange slush.
It's not a scam slush.
He took it and he was happy with it.
You broke a VHS, you're going to die now.
You're going to die.
You're going to die.
You're rental prices are already high and now you're going to give me extra money for
broken fee.
I'm going to pay that.
Yes you will.
Oh thank you.
Thanks Luca.
You will pay it.
I'll go to another base store next time.
Don't care.
I made $20 off of you because you broke my shit, asshole.
Goodbye.
See you never.
See you in hell, jackass.
Get the fuck out of my store.
God, these fucking assholes.
Am I right?
What is wrong with people?
Late fee, that's plus $2.
He has to come back to return it.
You're right.
I guess I will be seeing you later.
Oops.
Okay, let's get these all ready for tomorrow.
And then tomorrow is New Release Day, which means a Monday for the store.
Okay, um, oh, he runs out of all copies of the spectral or the static haunting again.
Okay, so what's on the calendar?
New Release Day tomorrow!
Alright, it's end of the day.
Great customer service you have. Would you rather the customer service representative
is honest with you or tells you beautiful lies and you get you end up getting hated by every
other person you meet for the rest of your life because you never learn how to act because
The sales rep just kisses your ass
New movie released today
Okay, but first I do the chores late fee plus two dollars
Perfect.
No, the tape dealer, I believe, is in two days.
Oops, they're throwing the movies everywhere.
I think I'm going to need a new shelf pretty soon.
Our stock is huge.
Late plus two dollars hell, yeah
Yeah, I'm running out of space pretty quickly. Oh
Oh, wait, the static haunting is still a new release, but we, we, okay, okay, the static
haunting is about to be old news.
I mean, we can still sell it for now.
Dude, we're gonna have so many copies of it.
I'm gonna need so many shelves.
Is that gonna be sad when it's like we have like a hundred copies of the static haunting
and no one wants to anymore, because they've already seen it.
I'm out of shelf space.
Okay, let's get them!
Hmm.
Hmm.
Okay, let me- do I have any things I can claim?
Ooh, $100?
$100?
Okay, nice.
Uh, we're gonna need a new shelf for sure.
New releases movie shelf six rows standard movie shelf
Does the new releases shelf really make a difference?
I have six hundred six dollars. Wow
Let's get another standard shelf it does okay, we have this then for the plan
Forward to the past
Okay, let's get as many copies of these as we can afford 23 copies
All right, we're about to be rolling in it
Wait, I'm I should have bought them and separate things I can get extra posters. I don't know if the posters matter actually
Okay
What am I gonna do with all these posters of the static haunting?
Yo Caleb, thanks for 50 months.
Welcome back.
Um, can I fit two new release shelves in here?
Oh shit.
Ah, dude, that annoys the fuck out of me.
These can't fit in this little- oh my god dude.
Okay I'm gonna put them over here.
Amirant Commitment.
Suju!
Suju sends you!
Thank you for the 51 months.
Sorry I cannot read.
Okay.
Um, move this too.
I'll put this here now.
Snacks go here.
New release, okay, we can put other snacks on there, and I got to get all the movies,
new poster as well.
Forward to the past!
The shit's gonna make us bank, trust.
Trust, trust, trust, trust.
Yes, it's all part of the plan.
Wait, why is this one, huh?
Why is this one like holographic?
What the hell?
Is that a special one?
Not a holo.
It's a rare?
Well, what makes it rare though is it just the same movie?
It's a shot, it's a special edition!
No, heckin' why!
Okay, um.
Store looks kinda ass right now, but it's all right.
Super chips.
These make the most money, so I'm gonna put those up there.
Alright, let's open up the fucking store.
We are open for business.
Please come to my store.
I need money, I'm poor.
I have seven dollars in my bank account.
No, you guys want to see forward to the past?
Everyone's watching movies.
War returns be processed?
Well, I should be getting employed pretty soon.
Shit, I'm here.
Okay, what level am I?
I'm level four.
Joey, thank you for the gift, it's sub.
Okay, level six, I get my first employee, then this operation should start going a lot more smoothly.
This is great.
Hello.
A good drama movie.
Here we go.
First poll.
Oh, phone!
Hello.
This is Melissa, calling on behalf of Sea Life Awareness.
We're reaching out about the urgent situation involving endangered sea turtles may have a moment of your time
Well, it only lets me tell her to fuck off wrong number
She's getting the holographic one you better not break that shit or I'm breaking your neck
Just remember that.
Vesta, thanks for the three months!
Hello?
Hello?
Ah, so peaceful.
So peaceful.
Look at all these movie lovers in here on a nice Sunday.
Isn't it wonderful?
Lates plus two dollars.
Hello there.
An adult movie for a friend.
Oh, your friend wants to rent an adult movie?
I see.
Sweaty car action.
This is a classic, very popular.
It's always flying off the shelves.
Hello?
Is that a haunting?
Here you go.
Don't you know this movie's old news already?
Can I just do it with like one pump?
Or you can, okay.
Goodbye, sir.
We gotta be super close to getting the employee, right?
I'm gonna make the employee run the cash register and then I'm just gonna run around and douche do fuck all day
It'll be great
I'm not gonna be doing shit for the store
I love being a store manager
Hello
Hello?
Uh, what's your go-to adult movie?
I'm curious, that's all.
Uh, let's see here.
Um, do we have any adult movies right now?
guys I don't know if I'm blind I don't really see any adult movies are we out
oh neon dog tension Jesus fucking Christ he sounded real happy about that one
Hello.
Hmm.
Two dollar late fee, pay that shit.
Hmm.
Fair enough, that's what I thought.
I recommended him an adult movie and he got another one.
Thank you, Frike.
Thank you, sir.
Oops.
Yo, Mindacruer, thanks for three months.
Mind a crew, thanks for three months.
Dino Don's Emery Washes Emery Washes.
Thank you, thank you.
What's that?
A bad horror movie, okay.
There you go.
Enjoy.
Wait plus two dollars, hell yeah.
Oh man.
I'm super close to being able to get my first employee.
That's very important.
Alright, we are done for the day at 8pm!
Nice and early.
New movie genre locked action.
Holy shit.
Hey John, we're locked to action!
Holy shit.
Yo NPC Matt, thanks for the 5, hello!
Thank you Matt, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Much appreciated, okay, the store's looking kinda nice, right?
Okay, we unlocked action movies.
Okay, yo Ivan, thanks for the three months.
WHO THROTTLE PC?!
Oh my god, it's holographic, I gotta buy it.
Get the ten free action movies.
Put this stuff on the shelves.
Okay, action movies are blue.
I think it's time to get a new shelf.
Uh, I was gonna throw these on the floor.
Pick them up later.
I think you can I don't know how yet I feel like I'm not at that point in the game or
I don't know what we do there yet.
Okay.
New shelf unlocked.
I will swap out the weird-looking small shells later, but I just don't want to yet.
Oh shit!
Hi, I'd like to make a complaint about the name of your store.
I find it to be offensive for a video store.
Our store is called Chormbuster Videos.
I'm sorry to hear that it won't happen again.
My bad.
Let's get this shit back on the shelves.
Ah, shit.
I'm going to draw the back, there's a poster about renovations.
Oh, I know I could click on this.
A thousand dollars?
We gotta expand the store though.
Okay, employee first and then we'll be forming.
and then I should be able to expand the store pretty quickly.
I would thank it.
They brought it back!
The holographic, and it's not damaged!
I'm so happy.
Oops.
Thank goodness.
broken! At least it's not one of my new releases. When I get my hands on you, person that broke
this. Look at all these copies we've got. There I say we buy even more copies of Ford
to the past. I can fit um seven more on my shelf. I can't afford that. Well I can afford
of three of them. Alright, we are ready for the new day. Hello. Wow. Come to the store.
Ooh, these people don't want to talk to me.
Is it because I look weird?
There you go.
Okay, the bad boy with his woman.
There you go.
It's an adult film.
Freaky ass girl.
Phone call.
I can do that for you no problem
two copies of the static haunting still that movie fell off
It's not even new anymore.
Hello.
Hey.
Pay that shit!
I'm the only one to blame, I guess. I will pay.
Good, good, good.
Good, good, good, good, good.
They're buying the Superman ships.
That's our best profit snack that we have.
Alright, here we go, let this shit away, hello.
Hmm.
Shows aside, adult movies are the most rented.
I feel like I've noticed that.
Maybe it's just because I don't have a lot of them.
Freaky.
Very freaky.
Hmm.
Very freaky.
People aren't really going for the future movie thing.
Maybe I don't have enough posters.
I don't know.
where are the customers where are the customers my store is dead
I hope the employee isn't expensive.
I need an employee to get this shit going.
Let's process some returns.
So many movies!
I can't even fucking sort them.
Won't even pay minimum wage.
Nope.
I will not be paying minimum wage to my employee.
They have to earn that first is one good movie.
Okay.
Here you go.
Rainbow.
I'll give you cherry and blue raspberry because those are the best flavors.
What's $7 to rent a movie a lot in the 90's you think?
I feel like even now it's kinda feels like a lot.
I don't know.
Yeah, sounds super expensive.
Like a movie theater ticket is like not that much more than that.
You can just go to the theater.
It was like $2?
Wait, maybe I am a scammer.
We charge so much.
Wait, maybe I actually was a scammer this whole time.
Hey.
Oh man, an old movie.
Oh, look, it's a holographic one.
I think she will like it.
Pay the two dollars.
Business is business, baby.
Yeah, no exceptions, you gotta pay the fees, or suffer the consequences, I don't make
the rules I just enforced them.
Hello, Armyman. An adult movie.
Oh, brother.
Okay, let's give him...
Sweaty car action.
The customers love sweaty car action.
Hey, um, raspberry slushie.
It's a girl, so I gave her a lot of flavor on there.
The guys just get one pump of syrup.
No, not like you guys would do the same thing.
A bad horror movie.
OK, let's see what we got here.
Here we go.
Now hurry up.
I'm trying to close the store.
It's 10 PM.
Jesus, have you checked out so many movies?
I'm trying to go home.
OK, bye-bye.
Good night.
Have a good day or night, whatever.
I might swap to the next game because it is subsunday unless you guys want me to keep playing this until I get my
an employee
Or should I do the next game?
It's already been two hours or so. Let's see the next game
Okay
Last day 60 perfect. Okay. Now. Let me
Fuck I'm supposed to remove that game. That's fine
It's fine.
Oh shit!
One game of CS.
I found my in-ear monitors too.
Time for cases?
No.
On a Sunday?
Opening cases on a Sunday?
This is the longest day I just dropped my mixer over.
All right, one game.
One game.
Why do I have- oooh, I want to get this.
I can get some keys.
Stop saying blue, you guys are cursing my luck!
What is this shit?
Oh, my game just popped.
No cases for now
Let's roll I like this one or this one or this one
Hell no
What are they what is this shit? What is this like maps that the opponent won on or what?
Recent wins well they're really winning on mirage we gotta ban that shit
Oh, well they got Mirage, okay, well, that's okay
They're starting terrorist
The thing they don't know the map yet true very true
Let's fucking go
Stop shooting me. I'm alive. All right, terrorist time. I have the bomb. Okay, where do you
You guys want to go?
Ba ba ba ba ba ba
Hello? Hello?
What is he doing? What the fuck was that?
Fuck always low you got this yellow
I should have just waited honestly cuz you'd have to wait
That was greedy.
I should have just waited.
Woah!
He hasn't been like one hit.
Man, I really thought I could get him.
Damn.
I guess I'm going to do it again, I guess I've never had
someone hide there before I don't even know think to check it
That's okay, it's a throwaway round.
That's okay.
Fuck!
I should've just hit on round one.
Okay, well, it's okay.
I learned something, I guess.
Yo, the new guy, thanks for 17 months!
remember one motha guy told you about my certification well it started
already I watch your stream every time I can just four months and I'll be a
licensed veterinarian oh shit 29 congrats
congrats I hope you take good care of those animals
Where are we going, man?
This is scuffed.
Oh, nice pack.
I'm just going to follow Jake.
one car
last three minutes
okay this time I'm just hiding
one car
Oh, no.
Well, that was hard, I guess.
Yeah, that was not very good hiding.
Sucks.
It sucks.
Ouch!
Dude, we're getting fucking shit on!
I'm so bad.
I'm by myself.
All by myself.
All by myself.
All about my soul
Who could have predicted that?
Okay, Rush B.
I'm just gonna hide I learned my lesson
Oh my god
That's a hot, you'll swallow snakes in two months
And we're getting shit on
Terrible terrible mindset. Oh my god. He's actually got one
He got him
Whoo nice try
Wow! Good job. Not bad.
Did I take someone's gun?
Yonkies.
Skizzy! Thanks for six months.
Where am I getting shot from? I can't even see it.
I don't like this. This is scary.
Oh fuck. No.
I couldn't see them, but they could see you.
How does that make any sense?
Blast Blast Blaster, thanks for the five months.
Are you going to open more boxes?
Yeah, yeah, I will, I will.
I'll buy more keys after this match.
Oh
I
Shit oh
That sucks
Oh my god, dude
Oh, I'm so tilting.
At least our economy is not horrible somehow.
We are getting so shitted on.
What's up?
Yo, Skullman! Thank you for the 5 gifted!
Thank you Skullman! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I think she wants to play CS too!
Yeah, she'd probably have a... a good time.
Yeah, I'm just gonna save. There's no way I can close this.
Okay.
Okay!
I probably hear him though, right?
Oh shit don't die don't die don't die bro don't die.
Okay, yo, schoolman, thank you for the seven minutes.
This is fucking scary
That's me, idiot.
Oh, oh, whoopsie.
Oh my god.
One behind you, T.
Oh my god, I feel so bad.
Oh.
Yo, anyone to see that?
The bullet went right through.
Oh, she's screaming at me.
Let's go back to gun.
Let's go back to gun.
Let's go back to gun.
Move!
We will live long nights.
We will live long nights.
I got one! I'm gonna die.
Well now what? Are we pushing or like... we're just standing here? Oh shit.
Let's go B.
Okay, there's two op guys.
if
they know we're here for sure
Yep.
Uhhh...
Just go the other way, man.
He's dead in two seconds.
Or maybe they won't suspect- Oh, they did suspect.
I was like, maybe they don't suspect he'll go the exact same way. That would be crazy, right?
I
Need to go
of
the
I don't even what the fuck is happening. It's a warm-up match guys
Oh
Holy shit
Oh wow
of
the
death
of
I can't believe that almost worked.
Wow, that was crazy.
Let's make this right history.
We've got two rounds now.
Ten in a row, guys.
We got this!
Move it! Move it!
Lots of...
Big news.
Lots of...
They just got one tapped!
Oh, you gotta go, bro.
I
Think I'm just gonna spend like
Fucked anyway, so like
Wait guys can I play another one after this?
This one's horrible.
This one doesn't count.
This was the warm up.
I'm gonna play another one.
It's fucking jover.
It's fucking jover.
Open cases to feel better.
Yo, old time!
for 13 months. One more game. One more game. One more game. Come on, come on, jump, jump.
Let's watch them go, uh, be...
Now that I'm here...
Oh, yeah.
Decoys out.
Warmer, you playing from the South Pole?
Wow we actually did it but they have fucking 12 wins so what the fuck what do we do?
We can tie! We can tie!
We can tie!
Right guys, we can tie!
What the fuck has I got to assist at least
I can't believe I didn't kill anyone, I only know all of them.
Yo, holy shit! Ghostface G5? Thank you for 25 gifted subs, oh my lord.
Thank you! Thank you Ghostface!
And AbleHanan, thank you for the 23 months! Thank you!
Thank you Ghostface!
Oh shit.
Woo!
We can tie! We can...
We can tie!
Why am I...
Hello?
Okay.
You know, place hasn't creed for black flags, thanks for the gift, dude.
I'm definitely lagging.
What is happening?
Oh jeez, I'm lagging really bad.
Holy shit.
Oh my fucking god, I'm teleporting everywhere.
Oh
Bro, I can't
I'm lagging so fucking bad
I didn't just do shit, man.
Now let me try lowering my bitrate, uh, that sucks.
I don't think I'm lagging anymore.
I'm lagging again oh my god it's back where are they
I'm lagging again! What the fuck is this?
I- I- Bro. Bro, why is it so bad?
of
the
death
of
of
the
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
We ain't gone
I'm bottom-fragging it's to be expected I guess
of
the
of
the
of
I feel like I shouldn't have done that.
Oh, one snipers.
One to the third.
Oh, that's bad.
Well...
Wham!
One more game!
And now I'll spin the wheel again.
I have one more.
Let me um, buy some keys.
Oh wait, I already have keys, never mind.
I don't need to buy keys.
No pink for me.
And I'd be able to do a trade-up soon, maybe.
I at least need an AK skin.
Oh.
Meh.
Meh.
Meh.
No.
No.
No.
That's a long queue!
I haven't even seen a red in forever.
Literally all I see is blues.
Oh, brother.
No blues, bro!
Uh-huh.
Get this shit out of here, man.
Ugh!
I need to order food.
Or the frick is my phone.
I hope we play on Dust2 this time.
I would like a Dust2 game.
I'm gonna get pasta and Thai milk tea.
All right, we're on Dust 2.
Yo, Johnny, thanks for the 10.
Thank you, Johnny.
W, W, Johnny, W. We have a DC already.
That's great.
It's kicked by Server on their backs.
weird. Ow, I just broke my ankle. Yo, Tux, what's up? We got vacation, Wi-Fi, and destroyer.
Okay, where are we going?
Are you using VC yet?
I have yet to use VC.
It just feels so scary.
See if I sounded a little bit more manly.
Watch it. Alright teammates, die already.
Holy shit, they hit shot both of us!
Nah, that's okay.
I can't believe he tapped both of our heads.
I guess he is just nasty.
We already lost a teammate.
What the hell?
What the- these guys are good.
What the fuck?
Ugh.
Damn.
Damn.
God, great.
Okay.
Um.
Headshot 100% for two of them and 80% for the guy with five kills.
Holy shit.
It's just locked.
They're just lucky, they're just lucky, they're just lucky, they're just lucky.
Emmy is cooked.
I don't even know what to say bro, this is so sad.
This is even worse than the last game.
Yeah where'd my bullets go?
I didn't hit him at all.
Sheesh.
I can't believe we're losing.
For that one?
I can't believe we're losing actually, but like, Jesus, bro.
I can't believe it man, this is crazy.
Oh, we have a DC.
Why do you leave the game?
Nobody knows, it's a mystery.
It is a mystery.
So, what do we do if we have a DC? Do we just have to play it out?
Dude, they're like, they're shit talking. This guy was like, I don't even play this game.
And the guy was like, well, I'm high ranked in Valorant, so maybe that's why I'm doing it.
And the guy was like, I don't care. I didn't ask.
Yeah, I feel like that guy's not going to come back.
Probably not.
What the- Yo, Thorin!
Thank you for the raid!
What the heck?
Hi!
Hi, Thorin Raiders.
I hope you had a lovely stream today.
Hello, hello.
Hello, hello.
So, how do I FF?
Let me out.
He's getting clear on his phone to give him tips.
And maybe we will win the game.
Oh, brother.
I think this is my punishment for wanting to play CS on Sub-Sunday, but y'all said I
I could put it on the wheel.
Oh my goodness.
I can't call this surrender, man.
I don't really mind getting destroyed in games, but when it's like someone leaves it
just feels so lame.
Just play the damn game, why do you even queue up?
Oreo, thanks for 10 months
Don't worry, I got this
What are the rules for being able to surrender in CS?
They haven't abandoned only disconnected.
Well, they just can't do anything.
I got a guy, and all is still over.
I'm scared.
I got the guy that's talking shit in all chat.
I'm going to die still here.
Yep, he has an AWP.
Oh, I saw a guy.
I don't know what to end on then.
That was a lamp post that I saw.
Close.
Okay, he disconnected.
Wait two more minutes for abandoning.
Oh my fucking god.
Is that okay? So, Westgraven, thank you for the five. Thank you, Westgraven.
So, can we- we can't surrender?
I don't understand.
Emerald vibe, Emerald vibe, Emerald vibe, Emerald vibe.
Thanks, Killer Horizon!
So there's going to be a guy on the bridge, oil emperor, thanks for the three months.
Oh my god.
Well, uh, won't be too.
I thought that guy that killed me.
Oh my god.
I mean, statistically this means I'm likely to get some smurfs in a DC on my next game.
doesn't it
I got one
You know where they both are.
Good try, good try.
Still can't call it, what the hell?
This is so sad.
Wooo!
Fuck, I should have gotten that guy.
He headshot me.
I should have used my utility.
2v2.
Emory, you are the greatest.
Every time I see your streams I watch them.
Thank you, Paincake.
It's very kind.
If we went around on a 4B5, that's crazy.
I think he's going to go behind this guy.
We won a round and the 4v5.
Okay, can we start under now?
Nope.
We cannot.
Nope. We cannot.
I'm PC Matt. Thank you for another five. Thank you, Matt. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Oh, I did not expect him to have the
We won another round!
How did we do that?
Imagine a destroyer comes back and we win that'd be crazy
It's just us two.
Oh shit, he's behind us.
I was like, where is he?
The fight just ran.
Damn.
Let's have a good mate.
It's not like...
Oh.
Uh-huh.
We surrendered.
Fuck!
Ah!
What tragic games.
All right, I want to play more, but I should probably play a couple other games and maybe
I'll play more later.
Okay, spin the wheel.
Okay, I think this might be a horror game.
I'm not sure though.
Sounds kinda spooky.
sounds. It's an episodic psychological horror game where each episode unveils a short story
narrated by the ones who survived. You're playing episode 5. Oh, thank you for the 5
gifted. Thank you. Oh shit, hype train. Thank you. Thank you guys so much. Thank you, thank
Thank you.
Opium addict, thank you for the prime.
Separate.
Needed coffee to get done with the day.
Okay, oh god, are there any settings? I feel like this game is gonna make me sick
There's no like
Sensitivity whatever I will do my best
Coffee wouldn't coffee be in the kitchen
I need to prepare a cup of coffee, she needs to throw, there we go.
Let's graven, thank you for another five.
You need water.
The coffee looks like blood.
I need a lid.
Perfect.
Delicious coffee.
Need to use the bathroom.
My restrooms are this way, it looks like.
Boo.
What nice try.
Wait, am I a boy or a girl?
Oh god, I have no reflection.
Can't do it with the door wide open, oh my bad.
What was that?
Someone else is in here.
Hello?
Oh, hello sir!
What the fuck was that?
I'm so sorry, ma'am.
I didn't know you were in here.
Uh, it's okay.
I like to clean lake because it's pretty quiet at this hour.
Hmm...
You working late again, huh?
Yeah, well...
You young folks sure do put in the hours.
Make sure to take care of yourself.
You too.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Evan, thanks for gifting us up for Maury.
You're so- oh, thank you Maury! You're so pretty! Thank you!
The phone is ringing, I'm fucking scared.
Oh no, no.
Uh, hello? Go for Sydney Harper. Who's this? Hello?
Hey, Harper, it's Mike.
Hi, Mike.
I've been trying to call yourself for the last two hours. It just keeps going to voicemail. Is everything alright?
Uh, my battery dies at the worst moment.
Oh snap, I was starting to think maybe you were ignoring me.
Well anonymous, thank you for the five gifted, thank you.
Chacha, no, we even cut on a client earlier.
I'm just kidding.
Um, yeah.
Uh, anyway, uh, what are you still doing at work?
It's getting kinda late.
Uh, you know, work's been overwhelming lately.
Damn, Art, that sounds rough. Good thing I called to cheer you up.
Yeah, Mike.
Um, about our trip. If you get a chance to book the rental house, just really wanted to see you.
And, Nora.
Uh, I was gonna do it after work.
No worries, Harper. I don't want to stress you out. As long as you book it tonight, I think it'll be fine.
Okay.
Hey.
I was thinking since we both live in the city, maybe I could pick you up and ride together.
It'd be nice to catch up.
Oh, do we go on a date with you?
No, same on gas. We live the good old days. Just a little bit of Mike and Sidney time before Nora gets there.
Sounds good!
Uh, I guess I'll let you get back to work then.
Oh, wait, one more thing. When you book the rental, please make sure to keep it under $100 a night.
Wait for three people I guess I guess you can make that or and I were talking and
she's been on a pretty tight budget things haven't been going very well for
her okay I'll find something affordable it'll be just like the old college days
you always had a knack for finding the best spots yeah Mike I gotta go I should
really make that right right of course sorry for you happen I'm just excited I
Oh, wait, maybe Mike seems like a nice guy.
Alright, talk to you later, Harp.
Bye, Mike.
Why do you call me Harp than Sydney?
Uh, well, uh, wait, I gotta make the booking, right?
So, probably do that with the computer, uh, browser, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
Oh my god, I'm so fast at typing.
Rentacabin.com.
Where are you going, Woodbury?
359?
No, no, no, that's way too expensive.
Private room and nature, two stars, two fort- no, no, no, too expensive.
199, too expensive.
Oh wait, Private Cabin!
99 a night!
It's the only option. It's three stars, but it will have to do perfect. This is exactly
what we were looking for. Looks nice. It's got bedroom, couch. Okay, yeah, let's get
this one. Your book has been confirmed. Easy. Mike's going to be so proud of me. Hey, I'm
assuming you get hundreds if not thousands of stories sent daily. So I'll give you a
basic rundown of something that happened to me. I'm sorry if something is written
weird, but I was rushed. When I was in my early 20s, I worked at a big consulting
firm in my city. Life at the firm was a constant juggle of deadlines, client
meetings, and trying to prove my worth, which didn't leave much room for leisure,
let alone a social life. The job paid well, sure, but at the expense of my mental
piece. I'm Sydney Harper, and this story takes place during one of those days. One of my
old college friends, Mike, suggested we take a week in getaway to rural Vermont, which
sounded like a perfect break from the cycle of work. And my other friend Nora was quick
to jump on board as well. The plan was simple. We rent a small cabin, close our shift early
on Friday leave and be back on Monday. Mike came to pick me up. Two days later. Oh, are
you Mike? Afternoon, quite chilly today, huh? Yup. Yo, it's Hachi, thank you for the 10
Thank you!
Thanks, Itachi!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I've seen you around but
haven't had a chance to introduce myself. I'm Gale.
Okay, that's all now. That's all Mike.
I'm Sidney. Nice to meet you.
You're on the 10th floor, right? I'm on the 8th. How'd you know that?
I've just seen you a few times
getting off at the 10th floor when I'm home late from work.
What do you do for work?
Me? I'm a software engineer. What about you?
I work at a consulting firm
Consulting firm downtown. Oh, I see
Anyways, I hope you have a great rest of your day. I need to get some groceries before the snow starts you too Gail. Oh
Shit wait escape to hang up Michael J. Carter
Pulling into the parking garage now you down. Oh, it's Mike
I'm Rick your host let me know if you have any questions and feel free to contact me for anything during your day looking forward to hosting you. Thanks Rick.
Thanks Rick we're just looking forward to just confirming the check in time is 3pm right yes that's correct the key will be in a lockbox for the front door the code is 5176 call me if you have any trouble getting it open have a safe trip great thank you.
The key will be in a lockbox by the front door.
The code is 5176.
Call me if you have any trouble getting it open.
Have a safe trip.
Great, thank you.
From Michael, just booked.
Do you ever answer the phone anymore?
Call me, please.
I'm off work now.
Okay, I'm heading that way.
Pulling into the parking garage right now.
Why does she not want to talk to Mike?
It's like she thinks Mike is a weirdo or something,
but why would she agree to go on vacation with him?
It doesn't make a lot of sense.
It's kinda weird if you've got this.
Is this my suitcase?
Very strange.
Wait, where am I? Oh.
Is this where I'm supposed to go?
I'm supposed to find Mike, right?
It doesn't seem right.
Okay, well I can't get back in, so...
Mike? Is that you?
Mike!
Hug.
Why is it so awkward?
That's still how you hug people?
Why are the vibes so weird?
Why do you hug me like you missed me?
Long hug.
You look good.
What a nice sky.
XNRV!
Thank you for the 51 months things there, uh, and Fat Coke Greasy thanks for the 3 months.
So do you, Mike.
Uh, thanks for picking me up.
Wouldn't have any other way.
It'll be nice to have company on the way.
This whole truck brings back so many memories.
Right?
This bad boy has been through a lot.
You can just throw your stuff in the back and we'll get on our way.
Dot, dot, dot.
Where'd my suitcase go?
Oh, here it is.
Alright, there we go.
Alright then, Harp, are you ready to hit the road?
Where's Nora?
She'll meet us there.
I'm sure she will.
And my fan for toys, thanks for subbing.
The Raptor of the City would have been a detour for her anyway.
Alright then, Harp.
Okay, Mike. Why are the vibes so fucking atrocious? Something's not right here. 4.26 p.m. The scariest
time of the day. It was starting to snow. The cops! Why is it so damn awkward?
isn't it weird we used to dream about escaping our college and now here we
are trying to escape from the life we wanted to live couldn't wait to get
onto the real world maybe we just didn't know how much the real world would you
know okay some some shit happened for sure what the fuck happened with these
guys sucks sometimes changes his heart like trying to adjust to the new job
Speaking of jobs, how's it going so far?
We're working on this project that uses machine learning to predict market trends.
It's pretty cutting-edge stuff.
Sounds like you're shaping the future.
Not quite Tony Stark yet, but I'll take it.
Jarvis.
You know, I never understood.
What do consultants even do?
We consult.
Awkward.
Killed the box again.
Rick Wilson.
That sounds like...
Like, done that, done, important work.
I pull up my text.
Harp, do you ever miss college?
Not really, right?
I guess the only good thing that came up.
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
You see that school bus?
I was running the school bus.
See what?
There's a school bus back there by the old house.
Maybe it's a project?
You know, someone's idea of turning into a tiny home
on wheels or something?
I've read people do that on the internet.
Oh, I opened my text.
I don't wanna talk to the mic anymore.
Monk and children.
Yeah, what's creepy about a school bus?
Dot, dot, dot.
Oh, shit!
Mike, keep your eyes on the road, you piece of shit.
Oh, snap!
It came out of nowhere, you know.
I read on the internet that a Native American lore, seeing a deer cross your path is like
getting a message from the universe.
Or you go again, like...
How do I open my text?
Oh, it's just escape.
It's nearly 5pm and I haven't received a confirmation text from you.
I just want to check in and make sure everything's okay.
The road near Woodbury can be a little dangerous if you're not from the area.
Please let me know when you arrive.
Thanks, Rick.
How far is it now?
Should be about an hour and a half from here.
Damn, we're far!
We're off!
Thanks for the 14 months!
Wait, why are we taking so long to get there?
You know...
Driving through the snow kind of feels like we're traveling through the intergalactic
space.
What the fuck are you talking about, Mike?
Look at the way the snowflakes swirl around the headlights.
like stars and galaxies rushing past us. What is he saying? We're on our way and
should be there by 6 p.m. The snow slows down quite a bit thanks for checking in.
Stop it or I'm reading my text bro! It's kind of beautiful. Okay please confirm
you check in and travel safe. Thanks, Rick. 5.14 pm. Should be almost there. Dairy Mart!
It's a storage. It's for milk. Yo, Harp, check that out. What? Pizza? Moe's Pizza. You hungry?
Oh shit, pizza time?
Let's fucking go. Mike, you might actually be the goat.
I'm sorry for thinking that you were a creep or something.
You know, harp, I gotta tell you, these new GPS systems are something else.
This pizzeria is exactly where it appeared on my GPS.
It's like living in the future. I'm so hungry. I think I could eat a whole pizza myself.
I've had the craziest deja vu.
All right then harp operation pizza pit stop is a go prepare to land
All right pizza time what do we have coffee or
Should I carry cheese?
Veggie salami most special mushroom. They got barbecue chicken and cowzone. Oh
What a gentleman he's holding the door open for me
Thank you, man. Come on in harp. Thank you
Why is it so ominous here?
Is that queso?
That is queso.
Eric on everything to give you the prize!
That's literally Papa John's feature.
I'm sure you'll be fine. You can have some coffee when you get back to the studio.
Choose your drink.
Fizz, Mountain Q, Red Cola, Energy Bowl, Prep C, Doctor Fizz, I gotta get you an Energy Bowl.
Maybe you should... cool off.
You little shit, why can't you go out here and do it this way?
What is Doctor Fizz?
Well, you're right.
Never get to report somewhere nice.
Listen, Phil, I'm just clearly the better looking.
You can worry about where you'll report once you get that ride on blast.
Why would I need Rhino Plexi? My face looks perfectly fine.
You could also use some Botox while you're at it. Actually, maybe you should just work as a studio light engineer behind the camera. I think it would be a better field of work for you.
You only got your job because your sister works at the mixing board. You would have never been able to work here if it wasn't for her. I'd like to see you work at ENG sometime.
How dare you! I'm a certified news anchor!
Certified. Yeah, my ass, okay? You didn't do shit. How about I come by the studio and we settle this like men?
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Evening folks, looks like the cold's got everyone
craving pizza tonight.
If you find folks know what you want to eat,
we'll get three slices each.
I'll go with pepperoni and cheese and a veggie.
And for you, Miss, ooooh.
Amarons, they even prime, thank you.
I'ma get Moe's special.
I'ma get Margarita and pepperoni.
Any drinks?
That should cover us, just the pizza today, thanks.
All right, then, six hot slices coming right up.
That'll be $22.50.
I paid for the food.
Your order number is 27.
Just grab a seat and we'll call you up when your pizza is ready.
It's literally in the window, but okay, I guess they're making us fresh slices.
Hello, Mike.
Long sniff.
Smells good in here.
Friends, three-ever.
Oh, my God, they're going to hate me.
I swear, I'll get on the road as soon as I can.
But something last minute popped up.
I'm not going to bore you with all this now.
It sounds like really peachy.
The long and short of it is, what are my crimes?
These are the last of the chains.
Oh, it is it?
The demons have out the only thing to light up.
I hate to leave so late, but I've got to keep them happy.
I'll have to slow down before you know it and be on my way.
I'm so sorry, guys. Okay, so she's gonna be late.
Nora, please be careful. I hate that you're leaving so late.
Drive slow and don't worry. I'll make sure Harp stays up to let you in.
Did you listen to Nora's voice message group?
Right up front of you. Yeah, I just saw.
Looks like she'll be late. Some bummer.
I guess we'll have to start the phone without her.
What can we do?
Don't like it like you don't know what I'm talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about actually.
Order number 27, your folks are right here.
Got me the pizza.
Give me the pizza.
Excuse me.
All right, your folks are all set.
Thank you.
I got pepperoni, most special in margarita.
Oh wait, I think my food's actually here.
Oh damn, this pizza slaps!
Let me go get my food.
I'm not really going to be able to eat though, because this game is margarita.
I don't really have any right now, so it doesn't sit outside.
I'll be right back.
I have fallen back into my old ways I started collecting soap again and I may have gotten
a new order of spring sets I got um this is an old set but fresh cut lilacs I
got a springtime greenhouse I got peach blossom and nectar I fucking love soap
I love things that smells it. I got sweet tea and lemonade
Very nice, right? Very nice
Stinky but in a good way, bro. I'm not stinky I
Get told that I smell good quite often in fact. I even
Even recently, a couple times,
I would have people at restaurants be like,
excuse me, I hope this isn't odd,
but can I ask what your perfume is?
I'd be like, oh my God, that means I smell good.
I was so pleased.
I'm not lying, why would I lie about that?
I'm not lying.
I got Thai iced tea.
Paid snippers is crazy.
Paid sniffers are you guys for real? I got my creamy beef noodle thing
Delicious
Oh god, I fucking love soap.
Okay, I'm back.
Damn, this pizza slaps.
I can't believe Nora's missing out on this bomb-ass pizza.
I know, right?
Yum, yum, yum.
I shall also consume.
Oh, this shit was so fucking good.
Damn, Harvey, you actually eat the crust?
Who doesn't eat the crust?
What are you fucking five?
I eat a tiger if I was hungry enough, fair enough,
but eat someone else's tires.
We still got a bit of driving to do.
What the hell?
Who doesn't eat the crust?
Oh, that's like super fucking full, I guess.
I
Think they're my friend
Hello there. I saw you all pulling the driving that nice old truck
Are you just watching who pulls it and taking notes?
Not at all my friend I just noticed you seem to be heading the same direction I was oh
Oh, fuck no.
Y'all mind if I hitch a ride with you? Where's your car?
I think it's a car where there are fine friends if you had to pass the time with.
Y'all wouldn't even know I was there, quiet as a church mouse, and twice as nice.
Oh well now I'm convinced.
So what do y'all say? Care to give this free spirit a ride down that snowy road?
I don't know, I'm sorry.
Troy, you can find us a little bit of room for me.
I can ride in the middle.
Hell, I'll ride in the bed.
Um, it's my friend's car, sorry.
You gotta be shitting me, lady.
No space.
I know there was a mill seat.
You scared of me or something?
No, no, no.
You ain't too kind.
Are you unkind people?
Meet unkindness themselves.
You best be careful out there.
Are you threatening us?
No, no, no.
Y'all got me all wrong, sorry.
I'm just cold and tired is all.
Yeah, thanks.
What the fuck was that, Mike?
Well, that was weird.
Can't even order anything.
Feel bad for the guy though.
After all these years, you're still the same old harp.
Pizza time.
That guy's gonna kill us later, isn't he?
That pizza was the perfect fuel for the last leg of our trip.
Right mind the route.
I can't talk.
Right mouse button to burp.
He's pissed.
Oh shit, text.
Part XD heart.
Oh shit, text?
Heart xD heart.
How cute.
At least she's in a good mood.
Holy, that was good.
Alright then, are you ready to hit the road?
Maybe we can beat the worst in the snow.
Give me the keys.
The weather is awful.
is awful why don't you drive far the way home take a break while I drive you
Michael I'm afraid of what kind of break you're gonna give me her excuse me sir
excuse me we're talking here you'll be afraid if you don't give me the keys
fine but there's one condition I get first choice of bedrooms when or if we
get there. Fucking asshole. What the fuck was that? I'm driving the car. Yeah, boy.
I love to drive
By 49 p.m. We're doing 10 minutes or 11 minutes actually an evening Vermont. This is your host on WKWB
I got this don't worry like a perfect song to send to me
We're almost there!
Do you remember the address?
I think the address was 2 for 1 Woodbury Boulevard.
Are we here?
Is this it?
It was a very cool night.
Why are we getting out here, harp?
Dot, dot, dot.
Is this not where we're supposed to be?
I'm just very interested in this house.
Welcome to Warnwood.
Hello.
Oh, well, let me walk out of that wall.
Let's get back on the road, I guess.
I might have been a little bit close to that car, I don't think that they liked that very much.
Where Burry is this way.
Almost there.
Beautiful snowy vacation place.
I'm trying to be a millionaire before I'm 25 maybe I'm like halfway
Maybe I can make it there I ain't trying to slow down
I'm trying to get pretty close
I don't worry about all the drama
I know I know what's right there
I keep amazin' the way
I'm getting relished man that ain't all there is to me
I'm trying to feel your heart but right now that she's great
And I promise you we'll be about to stride for my life in the heart
So I'll focus when I type
I'm gonna get a good song but can't get it if I try so I stood up in my room with my respect
Shackle my lost keys and steps for it
Woodbury! Okay we're in the right place
It's a 241 Woodbury Boulevard
Okay, we are on Woodbury Boulevard.
I drove past our cabin at first, okay?
See if I drove past.
I think the address was 241 Woodbury Boulevard.
That's it.
Oh, 241!
We're here!
Oh two four one we're here. It looks just like the it looks just like the Airbnb photos
That's gotta be the the land lord right
There was locked I think at the key from the lockbox I
Couldn't have parked Mike's truck there before checking in
Okay well I guess I'm supposed to park it.
That makes sense.
Don't just leave the truck running in the middle of the road.
Or did you get your license from a cereal box?
I was out of practice before.
This should be it. I thought we were just gonna keep driving there.
He's still upstairs. It was a quaint little house in a quiet neighborhood.
So the code is uh 5176
Are you gonna get your bag we get it I'm trying to open the fucking house man show
Dude, just drive around an asshole. What's your problem?
We're here! Let's go! Let's just hurry up, Barb.
What a great place. I hear you can count on you. It smells so nice in here. Right, but
I really need to hit the jawn. Okay, take your time, Mike. Oh, I'm gone. Can you poke
these groceries away? There should be enough space in the fridge, sir. The house was cozy
and well furnished.
See, he's just going to stay there.
Have to open the door first.
Have to close the mini-fridge with Jesus Christ.
He needs to do a lupa. Thanks for 15 points.
Oh, I'll move the car!
Geez!
Oh, sorry about that harp. Are you okay? Well, I'm driving all that pizza rolling to
the number on me. Uh, well, all the groceries are put away. Why is he like an angel now?
Thanks for handling that harp. Anyway, this place looks crazy nice. It's got that rustic
charm that you just don't see anymore it's nice getting away from the city for a
bit sure hey I really need a pee I'll be back you know I had all start unpacking
our bags thanks
I like turn off the car or something
Oh, the lights are off now. Thank fucking god
Okay bathroom, where's the bathroom at?
Oh my god, the cat just knocked over one of the boxes.
Oh, here we go, the bathroom, perfect.
The smell alone told me pizza, I really done a number on Mike.
Ew!
Gross.
Text Rick.
Hi, we've checked in.
All right, he knows that we're here now.
I need to admit, but I didn't wash hands after peeing.
Feeling better after the drive?
I'm gonna wash my hands at the house.
Sounds good to me.
Let's see what this place has to offer.
After you.
Mike, I want you to see the basement.
This is fucking spooky, you gotta see this.
Why'd you close the door behind you?
Mike?
Mike?
Mike, you're freaking me out.
That's totally normal basement.
This place tiller as you have your college dorm.
Are you sure?
I don't smell the long beach cush here.
Yeah, you're right.
I wonder, I wonder what the sky doesn't want us to see.
Okay, well, we've checked out the basement.
Backyard!
Mike!
Oh, there you are.
Fire pit.
A shed.
Fire pit?
What's that?
Oh, this guy really looks like fishing.
It could be fun.
Oh, Mike you're freaking me out man.
Stop doing that.
He's closing the door and getting real close to me. I thought I saw it there was someone upstairs earlier
But I'm sure it's just like a weird weird decor up here or something
Hey, you're here!
You scared us.
Oopsie Daisy, I didn't mean to.
Welcome to my home, sweet home!
What a lovely young couple.
Oh no, no, no, we're not a couple.
Oh, my old big mic like that.
You didn't have to sell up that hard harp.
Excuse me, I was just answering his question.
He didn't ask a question, Sydney.
You've been a statement and you've never mind.
Oh shit, I didn't know it was like that!
I didn't know it was like that!
Oopsie daisy, it's a close!
Silly me. I didn't mean to cause a stir with you two.
We didn't expect anyone to be here.
Oh um...
I was looking for my cat earlier and I remembered the TV has been on the fritz here.
I just thought I'd stop by and try to get it working again since the last few folks left a bad word for it.
You know, they say treat your guests like family.
My family doesn't go without TV.
Speaking of that, now that you folks are here, let me show you around my sweet home right now.
I'd be a bad owner if I didn't give you the grand tour.
Okay.
Host was a middle-aged man with a nervous energy.
Right from the start, his presence made us uncomfortable.
I am uncomfortable.
Here's your shower.
That thing will make you feel like you're bathing under a waterfall in the Amazon jungle.
Okay.
Oh, this sink doesn't work, unfortunately.
Not to worry.
I'll get it fixed for you real soon.
Let me show you the other bedroom now.
Oh my god this is nice.
Look, this room has a nice view.
You think that's nice, mister?
Wait till I show you the deck.
Follow me now, please.
Mike, I don't like this.
Mike, I don't like this, bro.
I'm uncomfortable.
Yo, Assets guys, thank you for the raid.
Hope you had a lovely stream
Holy smokes, this is I
Know he didn't like that. I told the guy that we were just friends, but he's a little bit up in my space
Incredibly cold glad you folks like it. This is one of my favorite spots the view of the creek is beautiful
It's a great spot for fishing too. All right folks, let's head back in before I catch the cold here again
Mike, we gotta get out of here, Ben. This guy's not right. This guy's a weirdo
One second
Let's see how the fucking creep
Oh, hello. Here's the storage room. If you need anything, tools, extra blankets, whatnot,
it's all in here. If the power goes out, you can use this flashlight here on my right.
Why would I need a flashlight in this game? A store of like these you never know. We might
not need it. Trust me, it's always best to know where your light is.
hello what the fuck was that the fuck was that why did I hear myself oh my
camera broke I don't it's haunted hello hi guys all right folks let's head
downstairs now. So there's a flashlight in here apparently. There it is. Are you coming
this? Excuse me, Mike. Okay, I have a flashlight. Cool. Great. Alrighty, folks. I see you already
stocked up the fridge with some tasty food. You see the knob? Turn the knob up for more
cooling and down to cool it off. I tend to keep it low in the winter. The bill gets out
of control. Speaking of winter, I better show you folks the water heater. This is not good.
You're kind of in my way
This guy's gonna kill us
Hello
Nothing to worry about down here. Just the water heater and some old storage stuff
There it stops working just hit the button at the bottom the pile of light will fire right up and you'll be back in business
Thanks, sir.
Hey, sir, what's the deal with that room over there?
Nothing you two need to concern yourselves with.
How do you use this basement as storage?
Renters don't need the space.
They really gotta keep upstairs.
Okay, well, I was just curious.
Let's move on.
So let's move on.
Um, did I mention?
Well, no.
Maybe I ought to keep it to myself.
The fella I bought this house from told me his mother died down here.
Oh, okay.
Thanks for letting me know.
Some guests have reported hearing voices at night.
Said they could hear something shuffling around down here.
Not to scare you folks, but if I were one of you, I wouldn't really step down here.
Pshh! Why if you're too close?
Eww. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
The likes on your faces. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Come on now, I'm just joking!
It wasn't very funny at this point. My creep meter was quietly pinging at around a 6 out of 10.
It's pretty high.
Alrighty folks, snow's starting to pick up. I'm gonna hit the road now. Gotta find that damn cat.
Yo, deck 0-0-18. Thanks for 33 months. Thanks for showing us around.
Okay, bye. By the way
What was the name of the booking? I must be getting old. It's Sidney.
Ha Sydney, that's right a pretty name for a pretty girl
I'm like to know like that like to know like that
Is it just me or is that dude super weird very weird?
Anyway, let's go see if there is anything good on TV
Actually, I'm gonna go take a quick shower. Okay, cool. I find something to watch while you're in there
Let me know it feels like you're under a waterfall
What a weird guy. Thanks, Tienabit.
Yeah, this is totally all good.
You know, Spitz caught Larry thinking for the prime. Welcome.
His TV is still broken.
He said he was fixing it. He didn't do shit.
Okay, shower time.
Shower door was open.
Shower is my flashlight by the way.
It keeps, it makes me feel safe.
Hold on, I'm going to take some food, a big old bite.
I
Was the music creepy Mike
Oh, hello. You're on fishing?
Hey, harp check this out. I found this fishing rod in the shed. You're gonna catch dinner?
Now you've mentioned that would be a pretty epic addition to the trip.
Let's do it. Hell yeah, follow me. There's another rod in the shed if you can both give it a shot. We're going fishing!
Yeah!
Little snow fishing.
I can't wait.
This is peaceful.
I thought this was a scary game.
This seems pretty cozy.
You want to grab the other fishing rod harp?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Got it.
Oh snap, I saw a killer recipe for baked carp.
We need to catch three carp though.
You up for the challenge?
Yeah!
First things first, we need the right bait for carp.
first we need the right bait for carp check out this bait information board
whenever you're ready grab a carp bait and let's head to the creek we're gonna
catch some carp harp not rhymes please don't make rhymes with my name okay
maggot bait cheese delight crank bait frozen prawns um shove
What are we catching? I already forgot.
Carp? Did you say carp? I already forgot what we're getting.
Carp? So we want sweet corn, I think?
Okay, sweet corn.
My hands were fed.
Oh, I guess I can't take the, uh...
Come on, Orbitz, this way.
Oh, I guess I need to take it with us.
This is kind of peaceful.
You know what, Sydney? Mike has feelings for you. Seems like a nice guy.
Maybe you should give him a chance.
He wants to eat a crepe, which I don't know, because the game's kind of flying with the little ol' pen.
I hope this car's providing today.
I don't know, I'm doing it?
Oh.
Alright.
Now we wait, I guess.
Now, don't forget we need the three cart for the recipe.
Oh, shit.
Ah, I fucked up for that.
Oh, don't worry, Harp.
The fisherman is playing hard to get today.
Kind of like someone else I know.
Oh, brother, this guy stinks.
Oh, brother.
What do you guys think?
Do we like Mike?
Do we like Mike or is he kind of weird?
I got it.
He's weird.
weird oh we don't want a blue gale we're throwing up back we car car car car car
I got a car!
Okay, two more.
They say whenever I'm going to get a car, I get a car.
I'm going to get a car.
I'm going to get a car.
more they say whenever there's one car there's always more they say that
another car whoo just one more car plot you got this now where you're a car
Mike, you're not doing shit!
If you want to date Cindy, you gotta be a provider.
You gotta catch at least one carp.
Don't make her do all the work.
I feel like that's reasonable, right?
And Mike's just here to hang out.
One more car, one more car!
We can go inside, it's fucking cold as fuck out here.
If he's cooking, maybe he's a house husband.
Oh, true!
He did say he found the rest of it.
Now as long as he cooks, I feel like that's fine.
Maybe he cleans the car, oh true.
I would not want to eat the fish, personally.
Bro, where the fuck are the cars?
I just keep getting these damn bluegills!
This is the one, this is the one.
Hey, yo, pleading thanks for 43 months! Welcome back.
43 months of crazy. Yay!
All right, Harp. Looks like we got three cards. You want to head back and throw these in the oven for dinner?
The implying I'm also cooking it, let's do it.
I'm catching and cooking the fish, or maybe he's doing it, we'll see I guess.
Who's we?
I gotta do everything around here.
I have a flashlight back before I lose it, just in case.
Why is the music weird?
Okay, it's here in the kitchen. Now Mike, prove your- prove your hap- why is the fridge
cracked open? Prove your house husband's skills and maybe, maybe attempt to be- while I'm
cleaning the fish, you might be prepping the marinade. Oh, he is going to clean the fish,
I don't want to do it.
Just take a bowl and throw in ginger paste, cooking oil, black pepper, salt, Italian seasoning, paprika, and yogurt.
Ginger, Italian seasoning, paprika, and yogurt?
Johnny the artist, thanks for the two months.
Is this a normal marinade?
Uh, yogurt?
Uh, we need olive oil, okay, ginger, garlic paste, salt, pepper, that's his name, ginger,
garlic paste, alright, oh my lagging, hello, guys, guys, do you want to throw in the fish
the marinated in the casserole while I chop these veggies. Okay. Yeah, but we're cooking
together. That's kind of nice. Uh, I thought he was cleaning the fish. Oh, he did clean
them. Okay. Oh, I know. I always need veggies. Now could you have the veggies? My hands were
full. I read it needs to go in for 30 minutes at 400.
Okay.
Dinner soon. Those carp are gonna taste amazing. While we wait for her to cook, how
about we play some board games? I saw some in the living room next, in the room next
to the living room. I guess so. Just grab whatever catches your eye. Can't wait to see
what you pick I saw some in the room next to living room okay the room next to
the living room it's the room next to living room this one board games of this
oh they have tower stacked chess whispers in the dark a Ouija board
Cat-Opoli, Mega Rounds, um, let's get the Ouija board. This seems fun, don't you think? Mike?
Obviously the Ouija board. Oh snap, is that a Ouija board? Molly once told me how she contacted her dead grandma through one of these boards.
I can't stand her spiritual bullshit. Hey, remember how the dude was acting weird about the basement? What if we tried this down there?
That's a great idea!
You know, Mr. Johnny, the artist, thanks for the two months.
Alright, let's go!
Dude, Mike is such a smart guy.
Why is there haunted piano sounds now?
Launch out for spiders down here!
There's gonna be a lot more than spiders down here, Mark, once we summon these demons,
Mike, I forgot his name, unless we summon these demons, Mike.
Yeah, Mark.
I'm scared.
You know, I'll make this even spookier.
What now?
Let's turn off all these lights and see if this thing really works.
Anyways, do you know how this works Harper?
No.
So here's how it works.
First, we place our fingers lightly on the planchete.
We have to ask questions, and the spirits, if there are any, will move the planchete
to spell out the answers.
Or at least that's what Holly told me.
Or Molly.
One more thing, Harp.
Take your fingers off the planchente until we say goodbye.
Otherwise, we might take off some spirits, she said.
Uh oh. Got it.
Alright then. You go first.
Um, alright spirits, what time is it? Can you see us? Can you see us?
I kinda suck at this dude.
YES!
No way!
Are you moving it?
That wasn't me!
Okay, I got one too.
Go ahead.
How's the afterlife treating you, buddy?
Hey, be respectful.
What's it gonna say?
Uh, are you friendly?
Imagine if it says no.
My turn.
Come on buddy, give us a sign, let us know you're here.
Oh!
Holy crap!
What the hell, Mike?
I usually want to believe in ghosts or spirits.
Why'd it get so dark?
I mean, life's had it didn't feel that easy that night.
The Fisherman!
The Fisherman!
The Fisherman!
The Fisherman!
The Fisherman!
The Fisherman!
The Fisherman!
The Fisherman!
What? Why'd it get so dark?
Probably live sighted didn't feel uneasy that night
The fish are gonna burn!
The fish!
It was cooking. Ow.
Mike? Are you good?
There's some free shit going on down their heart. That was weird.
The weird part is that you ditched me. What the hell Harp? I figured you would move your ass, too.
It would have been nice if you had checked.
I never heard of Fighter Flight.
Sydney, I'm sorry, okay?
Guys, I don't know if Mike is a good boyfriend material for Sydney.
Yeah, Elle husband, Elle Mike.
Sydney, I'm sorry, okay, whatever.
Dinner's ready.
I heard a ding.
Dinner time!
Oh my God, no oven mitts!
Damn, okay?
Maybe he's a gigachat.
I think our show's about to come on.
You want to watch TV while we eat?
OK, sure.
Yum, yum, yum.
Gigachat burns hands.
He's so cool.
Um, so does he expect me to like turn on the TV or what?
Delicacy is very popular.
Dude, I don't like you much, Mike.
Where mayonnaise flows down the rivers like a mayonnaise water park.
So first, we are going to prepare the asparagus. Season these with a lot of salt.
Salt is good for the bones.
After letting these simmer in the salt bath, we can start making the chocolate.
Take a couple cocoa beans.
Ah, yes, the cocoa beans need to be blended into the sauce with a little bit of vinegar.
Gotta keep that fancy flavor.
Get in there.
The next thing we prepare is the mayonnaise.
We stir fry this in a pan with Irish Tofu, I'm not gonna lie, this is gonna taste like shit.
But, here you are anyway, listening to my cooking instructions.
This is the ring of the mayonnaise.
We got it injected with a little anesthesia to make sure it doesn't revolt against us.
It gets very angry once it knows we're trying to do it.
After doing that, we mix all the ingredients together in a tray and place it inside the
oven.
Okay, and while that's cooking, let's start with the appetizer.
Gasoline soaked ramen.
Wow!
This dish is extremely hard to make.
A dish only for experienced cooks requires a lot of patience and skill.
What you will need is gasoline and ramen.
This dish really sows the soul, almost like a high-end cleanse.
We begin by pouring the gasoline into this pot.
Make sure not to use whole gasoline since it's really bad for you.
Who do you use?
Percent or half and half.
Do not use diesel!
So after letting the gasoline come to a boil, we can put in our ramen.
I'm using some stuff I found in my grandma's basement.
But you can use whatever kind you like.
This ramen will taste fantastic.
Once the gasoline fully soaks into the noodles, it's actually kind of scientific, bill neither.
The gasoline molecules merge with the noodle molecules, and they taste very good.
Now that this is cooking, we can check on our cake.
Our cake?
If your oven catches on fire, make sure to put it out with the fire extinguisher.
Well, damn.
Damn, that's what I'm gonna do.
I'm not eating this.
But not to worry.
I know someone who will.
Hell.
You're a grandpa!
You're a making fool!
Oh, no.
You're a grandpa.
It's not poison.
It's not poison.
Look
Oh my god
Anyways, I guess we can still enjoy our gasoline
Which is ready to serve. I hope they'll enjoy eating this as much as I do
Let's eat!
Well, I think that that was a show.
Why don't you grab a seat, harp? Well, I was just here.
The show was on. It was not.
Oh, I was supposed to eat the fucking food.
I was just so enthralled by the cooking show.
Holy shit, I did not know about these crazy gameplay mechanics.
I have to actually eat the food.
It's not just a cooking show cutscene.
Yo, exploit Angelo, thanks for the 17 months.
of shake.
That was some damn fine food, twice as good since we caught the fish ourselves, actually
I caught it, you were just there Mike, it was alright, you don't have to rain on my parade
Arp, it was no Moe's pizza but I thought it turned out well, hey anyways, I need to
check my emails real quick, left my laptop upstairs, I thought we were taking a break
from work it's not work just waiting on shipment details for my new DS okay I'll
be right back now I'll do the dishes I guess
fucking asshole
looking asshole fucking asshole fucking asshole fucking asshole fucking asshole
hole. DISHWASHING!
They pick such ominous music for everything that you do. We're not
I'm not washing this shit.
I think there's someone under my bed right now.
Can you come upstairs?
Oh, fuck.
I may have my flashlight.
I will investigate.
It's the fucking landlord, isn't it?
Don't make sounds, walk slow.
Hey, where is he? Mike?
Gotcha!
How do you get emeroon jump emeroon wings?
Masty dude, thanks for 35 months tier 3.
Fuck you, Mike!
I hate Mike!
I hate him!
You're lucky I didn't break your nose.
My good looks are half my charm, harp.
Don't mess them up.
I totally got you.
That was fun, wasn't it?
It's not cool.
Come on, it was just a joke.
Next round. How about a game of hide and seek?
I'll get you back for this.
Whatever you say, Sydney Harper. Why are you just full naming me?
Alright, you're on. I'll count to ten.
Oh, I'm hiding?
Oh shit. Oh shit.
I decided to hide in the basement.
No, I did not. I did not decide to hide in the basement.
Oh, fuck-ass game.
Is it telling me to hide here?
Ain't no way!
Ain't no way!
I
I
I
Got you did my mic was my mic has so much fucking background noise
That wasn't even a challenge. I figured you'd be good at this since I never find you in the city.
Oh my god, he's so obsessed! He's so fucking obsessed! Maybe he'll look harder.
All right, my turn to hide now. You better close your eyes and start counting.
One, two, three, four, one Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi, four Mississippi,
five Mississippi, six Mississippi, seven Mississippi, eight Mississippi, nine Mississippi, ten Mississippi.
Right or not, here I come.
I'm scared.
Michael, he's gonna be dead, isn't he?
Michael!
Hello, Amy room.
Congrats on your new wife.
Good stream.
Thanks, bro.
I hope you have a happy birthday, Emma.
It's not my birthday, but thank you.
Thank you, 37.
Thanks for the 38 months.
Aren't you in the bathroom?
Michael!
Larry's auto insurance animal rescue dealership dude, how you do you have a car do you have insurance do you have a dog
No, well you're in luck cuz here at Larry's auto insurance animal rescue dealership
We have it all buy a dog and then buy a car for that dog along with a purchase of some high-end insurance for the car
Damn they're not everything
So this is a cool animation.
That's cool.
It's cool!
Are you exhausted and desperately need a break?
Is your 9-5 stressing you out?
Michael!
Vacation with rent a cabin calm we offer thousands of
available and accessible with the click of the button enjoy amazing years and
Michael not a French
Michael
Where could he be?
I don't like hide and seek this stresses me out Michael on the shower, you know my G
Thanks for the gift sub
Huh, I feel like I've checked the whole house, maybe he's in the shed in the back
The door is open.
Michael!
He has to be inside the house, right?
I must have missed something.
Checked in here, didn't I?
Yeah, I did.
Michael!
He's dead somewhere, isn't he?
Alright, did I over this?
Got you!
I can't even see you, man.
Hang on, harp.
I think I heard something upstairs
Well, I'm sure you've told me twice
No kidding Sidney. I really heard something sliding up there. You didn't hear it. Oh
I swear by life. I heard something. I see this attic access door in here
So you're making you check it out or what I'm gonna check it out you're telling me why don't you go?
I think my shoulders are too broad to fit through there Sidney
But one of us really should look.
Why are you hiding these broad shoulders, Mike?
Seriously, Sidney.
I don't think I would fit through.
Use that step stool behind you and climb up.
Why is the Mike doing this?
This is spooky.
This is a cat's- oh, pet!
Kitty!
It's just a kitty.
Aww.
Hi, kitty.
You should come down.
Why are you hiding in the attic?
This is a creepy attic.
You should come down. Why are you hiding in the attic?
This is a creepy attic.
Why is there a bed in here?
I guess it's maybe just an old bed.
Mike, you jackass, there's just a cat.
Sinir, are you okay? What was up there?
Looks like you weren't the only pussy in the house.
What do you mean by that? It was just a cat.
Oh, that's a relief. I was worried there for a minute. I think she was hungry.
I am. Maybe we can give her one of the carp after I come find you again.
Again?
I decided to hide in the tool shed in the backyard.
Isn't that cheating? That's not really in the house.
But okay.
Oh
It was silver dead fox, it takes no two months.
I'm in here, but it's not like triggering anything.
Oh!
Shit!
Aha!
There you are!
Damn, you caught me, bro.
You got me.
Damn, Arb, it took me a while to figure out you left the house.
Blanket, thank you for the gift sub and Silver Dead Fox, thanks for two months.
Anything worth doing is worth doing well.
My turn.
Those pretty eyes now.
I'm getting tired.
We'll go hide in the house.
We're headed back in anyway.
You'll find me and we'll go to bed.
OK, I guess.
Is there a floor?
Or a one Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi,
four Mississippi, five Mississippi, six Mississippi,
seven Mississippi, eight Mississippi, nine Mississippi,
10 Mississippi.
Here I come.
Now he's going to be dead, right?
This time for sure, right before we're supposed to go to bed.
His corpse is going to be severed in the fringe.
Just kidding.
Michael!
I bet he's going to be down in the basement and the door is going to be mysteriously open,
the locked one.
You're a cheap as well.
I was scared.
What was that sound?
I'm stressed.
What's going on, what happened, why is the fucking landlord still here?
Why there?
Uh, why the hell are you in here again, what are you doing with that hammer?
I'm fixing the faucet.
You got a problem with that?
You should have told us.
You should've told us.
I mean, this is my house.
I don't need to check in with you every time I fix something.
I've never seen anyone fix a faucet with a hammer before.
Ever fix many faucets yourself, young man?
Didn't think so, so I'd imagine you don't know what tools you need.
How long have you been here?
Just got here a couple minutes ago.
You'd heard anything before that, it must've been that old lady, you remember?
Heh heh heh heh.
Heh heh heh heh.
Do you think maybe you can fix it tomorrow? You asking me to leave this?
No Rick, she's being polite. We rented this house and we'd like to have it to ourselves.
We don't really want to have to call law enforcement.
Mike, please let me handle this.
Oh fuck, she's pissed.
Ain't no cops in Woodbury, son.
I think they're gonna arrest the homeowner for fixing the faucet.
I'm just doing some work if you can handle that. It's your problem. Not mine.
You know what?
If folks don't like me fixing the faucet, I'll leave it to it.
I'm scared.
What the fuck?
After locking the door, we debated what to do.
We agreed that there was something off about Rick from the start.
It seemed like he enjoyed making excuses to come over unannounced.
In the end, we decided Rick was weird, but probably harmless.
We attributed his behavior to an extreme lack of social awareness.
Look, we already drove all the way out here.
Let's just enjoy ourselves, Mike said.
But by this time, I was feeling really tired.
I decided to get some rest.
11.39pm.
I could not go back to sleep with those knocks at my door.
Knocks?
Oh, it's you.
How are you still awake?
Hard to sleep when someone's knocking on the door.
Oh, it's you!
Are you still awake?
Hard to sleep when someone's knocking on the door.
Mind if I come in? I'd like to talk about something.
As a girl, I feel like I know what's about to happen.
It's gonna be like, I've known you for a long time and I, I have always...
Oh, this is creepy.
Maybe I'm wrong though.
Storm is starting to get really bad. I can hardly see the truck in the driveway.
I hate that Nora's out there all alone. She'll be just fine, Sydney. Don't worry. I'm here to keep you safe.
What?
Hey, it's no problem at all. Guys are supposed to watch over people they care about, right? What are you talking about?
What a day, huh? This wasn't exactly how I thought our getaway was gonna go, Sydney.
It's been a strange day.
Do you believe that guy? He just keeps wandering around the house like he owns the place!
He does own the place.
You know exactly what I meant, Sydney.
You shouldn't just barge in the place wherever he wants.
Be right at the damn house.
I mean, the guy is probably harmless, but I'm frustrated.
You've also been a little difficult to deal with.
You're right, Sydney. I'm really sorry.
It's okay.
What the fuck? Oh, what the fuck?!
Why don't you come sit by me, Sydney?
Um, um, okay, he's giving me that stare, harp, you know.
I've missed this.
Us just talking.
It's been too long.
You know?
You don't have to sleep alone tonight if you don't want to.
Would you be doing this if Nora was here?
You act like you don't remember our trip to Oregon.
Uh, what happened in Oregon?
I remember being pretty awkward.
Didn't start out awkward though.
Mike, we had a lot to drink.
Things happened.
Oh my god!
They sure did!
I'm hoping maybe they can happen again.
I guess I've been meaning to talk to you about that you just let me worry about the details Sydney
Mike, I don't think this is a good time
Oh
I'm on the side of the road, I'm on the side of the 11 near Killington.
There's a sign by the side of the road.
I'm not your savior.
I think it's a test run.
I'm freaking the hell out.
The snow is like half of the deep and I can't get the workload off the tires.
I hate to ask, but can you just come get me?
No, she was home.
I just want to get to the house.
I just don't want to be out to try.
There's enough gas in the car to keep you running.
I want to move my mind if I have to sleep in my car tonight.
Please come get me.
Well Mike, what a timing, huh?
What a timing, huh?
But I guess if we can't leave Nora stranded, we can't.
I'll get ready.
No Sydney, you stay here and get some sleep.
sleep. There's no sense in both of us freezing our asses off. Are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure.
You're in pajamas and I'm still dressed. You just settle in and I'll go help Nora.
Are they making you a nice person?
Hey, Stapidilly? Michael?
Yeah, no, and neon makes 38 months. Yeah, apparently it is, Lily. I always like doing
nice things for you, Sidney. Well, please be careful.
We'll finish talking about this later, okay?
Get some good rest and stay warm.
If you really feel like we have to.
Damn, that is an awkward situation.
Okay, now I kind of get what's going on, so, yeah, I get what's going on now.
I couldn't have gone to bed without walking the front door.
Damn, Mike just left the door!
Are you good, man?
Hey, why don't you get some rest while I'm gone?
Are you sure it's safe to drive in this weather?
Don't worry, I've driven in worse.
Besides, Nora's probably freaking out more
than you right now, you're probably right.
Look, make sure you take care of yourself, all right?
Lock all the doors, you sound like my dad.
Can you blame me?
Where'd it go, how about a hug?
I mean, just in case you're asleep when I get back,
I kinda need one right now.
Oh, sure.
He's not where's my hung-up guy, but sure, he's risking his life to go save our friend.
Sweet dreams, get some sleep, Sydney.
Okay, drive safe, Mike.
Bye-bye.
I'm gonna go to the bedroom door wide open, okay?
I feel like both of my friends are gonna die.
I told myself things would get better if I could just get some rest.
Nora always knew how to cheer me up and I needed it more by the minute.
With her arriving soon, I decided to rest in the meantime.
Now it's almost 1AM.
That's gotta be them, right?
Nora and Mike.
I saw you there, my friend.
What?
Please open the door.
I'm freezing to death out here.
Is it the hitchhiker guy?
Uh, well, we're not opening the door for that.
How did he follow us here?
This was at the front door.
Give me a deal of time it is. Look friend, I know it ain't ideal being on your door
in the middle of the night, but I'm in a bad spot here. I was counting on a ride from
some friends, but they are running behind and won't be here for about two more hours.
You can still on the porch while you wait. Thanks, but I was hoping you'd let me wait
inside until my friends get here to get me. You're not coming in, end of story.
Are you fucking kidding me?
You're gonna let me freeze to death out here!
Um...
I should have known you'd be as big a bitch here as you were back at the pizza joint.
What?
You think I didn't see you and your little boyfriend fishing in the creek earlier?
I figured maybe you'd give me a chance this time, but looks like you're still...
unkind.
Please just leave her all called to cops. Ain't no cops around here.
A lot of people keep saying that.
Speaking of, I don't see your fella's truck out here either.
I'm dialing 911 now.
Fine.
Suit yourself.
Oh.
Uh, how do I call the cops?
Where's the phone?
Help.
Where'd my flashlight go?
I threw it away.
But let me tell you something.
It's coming you for leaving me out here karma's a bitch my friend
The man the door seems irrelevant compared to how tired I was
I guess that means she wants you I could keep my eyes open I had to get some sleep. Oh god. Oh
God
What was that?
Oh, Mike?
What was that?
I was going on the mistress, but to call for help.
Rick, please help.
Rick, I'm sorry to bother you again, but can you come back over?
There's someone we met driving down there. He was bang on the door and started threatening me.
I'm pretty scared as they could hear him moving around outside the house.
Could you please come look since you live so close?
Well, they told Rick to leave, but Rick's a weirdo too.
I'm scared.
Rick?
I'm scared.
Oh no!
Who's at the door?
Maybe it's Rick?
Open the door, miss.
It's me.
What the hell's going on here?
Uh, thank god you're here.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Uh, thank god you're here.
Explain the situation.
Yeah, I came as quickly as I could.
I wouldn't worry about him anymore.
Anymore.
Why are you holding a hammer?
Oh! By the way, where's your friend?
The guy who was with you earlier.
Uh... He should be back soon?
Hmm...
So you're all alone here right now, huh? Yeah, my friends will be back soon
Still didn't feel safe opening the door
Is everyone in this game just creepy?
Storms like this bring out all kinds of folks
Not all of them know when to stay away.
Come back over.
What do you mean?
I live in Burlington.
I haven't been so rental in weeks.
Everything okay, Miss?
Yeah!
Oh! Everything okay, Miss? Yeah!
Pop away for sexy, doesn't it? Who are you talking to?
It's my friend's little tear. Yeah, that's so.
Uh, they should probably buy though.
We have bag if you want. You sure about that? Yeah, I just overreacted.
Maybe I should stick around and make sure everything's really okay.
Where the frick are you?
What did you just say?
This is my fucking house. I will leave when I want to!
What do you want? I want what's mine. This house and you!
You're trespassing!
Can I ever call the cops? I don't think so. If anyone's leaving this house,
it will be one of us.
Where are you going?
Okay, well, I figured I probably should have walked up to him, but I was curious what
what he was doing.
Where am I supposed to go, though?
Wait, where's my flashlight?
Oh.
I need to go get the flashlight back.
Okay, it's here
So this brings all kinds of folks not all of them know when to stay away
Come back over
I'm going to go hide in this place.
He went in the door!
He went in the door!
Are you fucking kidding me?!
There's no fucking way, bro.
Oh my god.
Dude, I don't have my stuff back there yet.
The handle's broken!
Oh, no.
I think I've got the phone. We're almost there.
No stop slow down.
That's fine.
me
me
Stop calling me
Yeah, just turn the damn phone off, man!
I don't have my flashlight.
Oh, I don't have my flashlight.
My friends?
You gonna kill them too?
Are you gonna kill them too?
I'm kicking.
Oh no, my friends!
Oh no my friends!
I already got done talking to some other guys on the phone I've called 911.
You know just in case I win, thank you for the prime.
You won't get in the drawer.
Friends!
Oh!
Mother, he's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us!
I told him everything that happened after Mike had left, Rick had called the cops.
The storm had quieted down by the time they arrived, and of course the man was nowhere to be seen.
On our drive back, the whole night played over and over in my head.
We think that the man who we saw secretly lived in that cabin when it wasn't being used,
plan on robbing us during our stay, but cops seem to think there was more intent behind
this man's actions aside from just robbing us.
What about the hitchhiker guy, man?
Rick asked me what the man looked like, and after that he didn't ask any more questions.
We think he knew more than he was letting on, but in the end he gave us a full refund.
Oh, Kitsu Queen, Bee Savage, and Spork, thank you guys for the subs.
I survived.
Oh, that was it?
Oh, God!
What the fuck was that?
That was so spooky.
Whoa!
Oh, they actually did the VA.
I thought like it might have been a hour or something.
Wow, that was spooky.
So spooky.
I'm gonna have a coffee.
I'm gonna have a coffee.
That was a nice short game.
Thank you for playing Fierce to Fathom.
Based off a true story.
Wow, what a game.
What a game. Alright.
Next game.
I'll play probably one more.
Half Sword.
I don't know anything about this game.
All right.
Let's do this shit.
Escape attains subjects of violence, blood, gore, straw, okay.
Early action.
In the year of our lord, 1475.
The empire limps along, held together by quills, taxes, and the alt that no one important
starts drinking before noon.
Frankenberg sits prude on its ill, most likely because no one has bothered to knock a dome
yet.
Travelers come and go.
Some flee deaths, some flee enemies, and some flee their wives.
This lad here?
Probably running from all three.
But that's faggot work for you.
The gates always open, open so wide that the lock sometimes runs out.
Inside is noble hall, dispute resettled with grace, dignity, and whatever plague may stir
stool is nearest to hand.
The Baron called it maintain in order.
My conitudes I.
Amid the streets, rumors multiply like rats.
Warrior, erotics there, attacks two fennings
higher than yesterday.
And somehow everyone acts surprised, never I tell you.
Still, they gossip, they drink, they live, they know.
Their honest work is what they seek.
I admire their optimism.
Nail Jürgenstein, thanks for the ice!
Just a nice merchant sheet and everything.
The armorers swears those dents in the salad were decorative.
But if you have a sharp blade and a thicker skull,
you might just survive long enough to get paid.
Or, dance the dance of death.
Uh-oh, the dance of death, huh?
Oh shit! Uh...
How's the volume though, right?
Okay, yeah, that's a bit loud for me as well.
How's that?
I
Be a girl
Now I'm the show for Thanksgiving Cuts, I guess I'll just be in the middle of the knife,
Okay, I'll take this.
Okay, how's the volume now?
Run, crouch, right hand swing, left hand grab, left hand swing.
Why is the left hand with the right mouse button?
Left hand, grab.
What the fuck?
Now it's quiet.
How's that?
What the?
Hold on.
I'm going to move mouse around.
You don't haste.
Find your way to the rest of the practice.
OK.
thrust
thrust mode left alt
What she right she left swap pants
What arrow time inventory lock on target give up photo mode
Okay, uh, switch view.
What the fuck are these controls?
These are the weirdest controls I've ever...
I just knocked myself out.
These are the weirdest controls I've ever used.
Grab the guy and just shake him.
I think I kind of got it.
I won!
Well met, traveler, speak with the merchant to trade thy gear, thy belonging lies safe
within the chest.
For coin and glory in battle, seek the jester, and shouldst thou need ought else come to me.
Okay, I want to keep my shirt trade rest train fight
Okay, 639 gold I'm too poor I will just fight fries slums brawl 10 I will take the cheap one to start I guess
Where's my shirt?
I lost!
Let me up!
Let go!
Why am I not punching?
I'm blacking out!
I lost what the hell
Okay, let's see maybe I need to train a little bit night one
rest
Help
Okay, um parent
Okay, I'm gonna escort someone hope I got home I guess
Wow come here
Come on man
Hey, hey stop stop
What are you doing?
Come on.
Try to grab him.
Come on, dude.
You have King Darius staying for the prime.
Here we go.
All right, come on, man.
I got him.
Get over it!
I'm so tired of this shit!
I'm so tired of this shit!
Fuck you all!
We won, we need to continue.
Great, I got five dollars!
And now I'm fucking passed out on the ground.
With my toes up.
Keep your feet on the ground.
Okay.
Come on.
I don't understand.
Sorry about my bit rate.
Stay down.
Did I win yet?
Do you guys see anything?
What the hell is going on with my bitrate, man?
Oh, swing the mouse when I swing.
Oh.
I won.
Okay.
Okay. Four rounds. Okay.
Okay. I'm...
Just beating the Shabbos white.
Die! Die! Die! Die! Oh, oh, get up, get up, get up, get up! No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no! You stay down, you stay down, stay down! Stay down!
Hey!
That's not what I said, come on!
Woo!
a-ayyyyyyyy
Wooo!
Ahh!
Whacka!
No!
No!
No!
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No!
Dude, get up!
Get up!
Kick his ass.
Kick his ass.
Get up!
No!
Kill him!
Kill him!
oh shit oh shit oh my god I didn't kill him I won though holy crap last guy
Die! Die! Die! Oh my god, that was fast. Holy shit! Oh my god, 404! Should I keep
going? Let's do the cellar brawl. I'm probably going to need some weapons soon though. Die!
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! No! Get up! Get up! Grab him!
Come on, come on, get up, come on, you got this!
Come on!
He's punching there, come on dude.
Come on dude, you've got, get up man.
Come on!
No!
No!
The phone!
No!
Come on man!
I lost.
I lost.
Dang it.
Okay, well, I probably should train or something.
How is this just this?
Thrust?
I'm going to swing my hand grab.
I don't really get how the grab works.
I knocked myself out.
Muscle.
Oh, what is this?
I have 33 pennings.
I'm gonna get Hildebrand, I guess.
Mercenaries.
Uh, sign.
What is it? What did it say?
Experimental trade, rest, craft weapon.
Okay, I will be the seller champion.
Oh, this guy's got a fucking pickaxe! How is that fair?
Let me look at you stranger, a pure soul I see.
I have no dealings with those untouched by the dead.
Return to me only after you've looked death in the eyes, unless...
Where's this?
What is this?
Where am I?
Get up man.
I'm so confused right now.
So I just died, I guess.
fight craft weapon I need a weapon for sure
I'm too poor I need money all right
I'm gonna sell a lot of stuff okay actually I have plenty of stuff to sell oh wait I have
a pot lid oh wait no I'm buying things I'm dumb oh wait I fucked up
Yeah, I fucked up, okay, um.
I lost- I didn't mean there's a fucking circle on the ground!
I'm too poor to even bet.
Uh, out of coin I would estimate Sufi.
Do the task and thou shall have coin, okay?
Chop it from firewood. Okay, sure
Why does the barrel have a health bar?
I won!
Okay, how do I equip things?
I have a pot lid, but how do I use it?
There we go.
Okay, I've equipped it.
I have a knife.
Stay inside the circle.
Ow.
I don't really get this game.
Wait, I'm making a new character?
Oh my fucking god, okay.
What the fuck is going- what is this shit?!
how do you do the overhead let me let me test this out I guess
I'm ready
Keep your feet on the ground.
Oh my god, get up, get up, get up!
Ain't no way!
This shit is hard!
I don't know how to use the weapons.
Like this is easy.
Slept the shit out of him.
I got this.
Sorry.
I'm taking the untyed.
I'm taking the untyed.
I'm taking the untyed.
You know, cryptic red.
Thanks for nine months.
Oh shit.
Stop!
Ouch.
Help.
AAAAAAH!
BANG90!
Stop!
I'm just gonna pick it up!
Stop!
Oh.
It's over!
All right good.
Let's...
...nound it!
Coward!
Go away!
BANG90!
Fuck.
Up!
Alright, let's beat the slum's champion.
What oh my god, oh he fell you fell you fell
I don't really get this game, honestly.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I can win the cellar brawl for 8 easily.
Oh, okay, maybe I can't.
Dude, what is wrong with you?
I'm spending...
Hi, Hensley and Not Doe!
Hi, Aaron! Thanks for 50 months!
Oh, my God.
Oh, because I haven't healed.
Oh, I know, I... HP.
Okay, well...
I don't have any armor to get.
Let's get a potlid, I guess.
Flip that shit.
Alright.
Last.
Okay, we'll chop some wood.
Why am I losing to the fucking barrel?
All right, craft a weapon.
trade hammer axe oh I can probably win some fights with this
oh shit I won all right you want to go
Let's go.
Okay, I can fist fight at least.
Hey!
Oh, shit.
Oh, no, this is bad.
Get up, get up.
Get up, get up.
Get up, get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Oh no, oh no.
Come on, get up, come on, man.
No!
Get up, this is your chance!
This is your chance!
No!
Oh shit, oh shit, don't fall, don't fall, don't fall.
AHH!
I won!
I actually won!
What the hell?
Let me see, maybe I should buy an upgrade if I can?
What's he got?
Maybe I can get some pants?
I feel like the clothes are probably good.
I don't know if they're actually better.
All right.
Help Zola!
I don't know how to use the weapon.
Oh shit, I dropped my shit.
Kill him with the potlid!
Kill him with the potlid!
Yeah!
I don't want the pilot!
No!
No!
Perfect!
How do I heal?
How do I heal?
Seller brawl!
DIE!
I I just exhausted myself or something. Is there an invisible stamina bar?
That must be it, right? Yeah, okay, that makes a lot of sense.
Rats!
Motherfucker!
Get up!
All right, grab all is a take from the die
All right, okay, I didn't know about the invisible stamina bar that makes a lot of sense
Shit my invisible stamina bar
Oh
I won!
Bitch.
Get back up, pussy.
I've learned the sacred technique of swinging the mouse around like crazy.
Die!
Die!
Get up, pussy!
Die!
Die!
Die!
Die!
Die!
Die!
Die!
Die!
I won!
You must have been lost while I lost and more.
I've been lost and lost and lost.
I've been lost and lost, I've been lost.
have $11 I need to win more weapons
duals I think wait I fully died oh my god okay I'll give him one more try
I won!
My first weapons by win!
Woo!
I got big money!
Okay, maybe.
Let's see what I go armor.
Custom available armor.
I don't have any armor.
Okay, let's see.
Axe of Falkor.
I don't know if I want that.
I'mma get it.
Took the buckler.
Okay.
Yo, Ojo Salma, thanks for 14 months.
Hello.
Oh wait, I can't afford the bed.
I need a rest.
Press still magic, thanks for 8 months.
How do you take the block guy home?
Hi.
Hello?
Hi, hello?
Hey, chill! I dropped my flail thing. Get off me.
And I dropped it.
Oh, here.
I can't take you home I'm trying to make some money
I got his shirt. I don't need your shirt. Oh my god. I'm a mess
Come here come here stop running it's time to go home
I can't I grab you
There we go. Come on. There we go. Alright. Let's get home now, bud. I won.
All right, wait what happened to my flail I won
You dropped it, I just don't get it back
I guess I don't wow
I will get an axe, I guess.
Oh, this seems sick.
Okay, I'm ready for a fight.
I got one shot.
I gotta give it another try.
I just hit the fucking spike.
Oh my god, I dropped it again.
How do I pick up- Yo, our door, thank you for these 16 months.
Why shi-
Dude, my bad rate is horrible today. What is going on, bro?
I think I just told this guy.
Oh my character also just passed out.
Dude, I didn't even do anything.
What is your problem?
Did I land on my own action?
What happened, man?
because it wasn't meant to be
Get up!
Bro, he's out of the circle! I win!
Right?
No?
Bro, he's out of the circle! Where's my win?!
I won!
Thank you for the 10th gifted subs.
Thanks, Atachi.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Cheshire.
Oh, shit.
Let go of me.
That's fun.
That's fun.
That's fun.
That's fun.
Let go of me.
Hi.
Hi, Eastman.
Yo, Oaf, thank you for the five.
Hi Eastman. Yo, Oaf, thank you for the five.
Get up. I'm ready to swing
I won
Okay.
Try this weapon shit again, I guess.
I won!
Four rounds, holy shit.
I won!
Two-handed?
How do I two-hand?
Oh my god, are you fucking kidding me?
What the fuck?
I tripped!
What?
How?
That's such bullshit!
Bullshit!
Holster the shield.
Uh, how do I holster it? Let me go and check.
How the fuck did I trip?
Okay, so it's just Q.
Massive aura loss.
If I had any to begin with
What was I not hitting that guy like crazy with my axe
One soul seeks revenge.
Whoa, whoa, get up, man.
Fan the duck, thank you for the prime.
Get up, get up.
Oh shit!
No!
No!
There's something
I don't know why I keep dropping it.
We did it!
I'm alive!
Now I gotta bring that guy home.
I lost my axe though I think.
Oh, no, I have it.
Dude, every time I try to...
Oh, my God.
Okay, this is fine.
come on all right there we go I figured it out
All right, I get my $5 now.
Let's do swans doubles.
What is that?
Wait, do I have to fight two at once? There's no way.
Oh my god, I got one. Fuck.
Yo, do you know X-Gaming? Thank you for the prime.
Alright, I gotta bring another drunk asshole home.
I'm a bitch slapping you.
Come on.
As I drop my axe, I did.
I ain't no way.
Come here
These controls are so
There we go
Did I chop his leg off? Oh my god. I did I'm so sorry, bro
I'm still gonna get paid though
Oh
I don't understand why he just trips on the ground sometimes oh my god
I
I got him killed on the fucking spikes there.
There we go, jesus.
This game has very interesting controls.
And then Koff is lagged this time, that's good, right?
Okay, one more.
I didn't notice it was one of the circle ones.
I've sold my clothes.
I'd go ahead and spend my life.
I'd go ahead and spend my life.
I'd go ahead and spend my life.
I haven't started!
Okay, one more and I'm done.
Oh my god, I'm like, I'm just bleeding like crazy because I'm stuffing all over him.
And I knocked myself out.
This is fucking game, bro.
Dude, get out, there's no way.
I hate it, you can just fall over.
How am I taking damage?
I dropped my axe.
Did I just lose?
How the fuck did I lose to the barrel, bro?
Dude, what am I even getting hurt by?
up.
That even just happened.
Where'd my axe go?
I literally had it, didn't I?
I won.
I take his axe.
I can.
Okay, cool.
We just kill each other at the same time!
Oh my god.
Oh my god, this front guy is going crazy.
Oh, my devil, man!
Ah, cool!
Ah, cool!
Get up. This is pathetic.
He's standing on my knife!
He's- Get off my knife!
Oh
Yeah, there's no way
Why did they give us the hand without the wheelie?
This drunk guy's got hands.
Hey!
Oh my God, my baby!
Oh, my God!
Oh, fuck!
Come on.
Fuck!
Yeah, what the fuck is going on?
Let me grab you!
There!
Jesus.
Yeah, I fucking knew that this guy...
It's all swarms doubles I'm so cocked!
Alright last one.
Bro! Get up! Get up!
Okay, I think I don't really understand this game.
I can't even see y'all.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
All right, okay, all right, okay, all right, you know, both alleged thing for the bets.
I think I am done for the day today, but I'm going to be streaming tomorrow too.
I've been streaming a watch recently, except for my Red Bull trip.
And I will play more games tomorrow, of course.
yes I will be streaming tomorrow I still have um there are four games on the
wheel I didn't play today so oh god the fuck-ass baby bird I'm gonna have to go
turn on the night vision for the baby birds but yeah thank you guys for
watching today I will be live tomorrow as well hope you go up you guys enjoyed
the stream.
My time!
I mean, I will see you guys
tomorrow!
I'm trying to be consistent when I can.
Okay, goodnight guys!
I will be back tomorrow!
Bye bye!
Good night everyone!
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