Emiru
HIIII :3 ⭐🩷 I AM HERE!! ⭐🩷 REACTS + GIGA GAMING PVP SLOP ⭐🩷 COUNTERSTRIKE ARC PREMIER PLACEMENTS ⭐🩷 MASTER BAKER THURSDAY @EMIRU247 ⭐🩷
04-13-2026 · 7h 14m
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I want to get rid of shit tonight, but I can't help it, girl, and I stay here shit, because girl, you know I miss you, I just wanna fix shit, but I can't find out something that can save her phone.
I'll see you later on
Just wait through the phone
See you when I get home
Baby, I know that you like me
You can be my future wife
So before I tell him, hey
You can be my partner
I can be your bride
You can be my wife
Text me and call me
I'll meet you in my life, yeah
All day, every day I meet you
I miss you, I miss you, I really wanna kiss you, but I can't
I miss you, I miss you, I miss you, but I can't
You know that I miss you, I wanna get with you
So now, but I can't, I'm being good and that's the issue
You didn't know I miss you, just wanna kiss you
But I can't, but I'm so good that I can't
Steal the gold
Steal it all
Steal the gold
Steal it all
Steal it all
Steal it all
Shake on my phone light
We on the phone light
We on the phone
We on the phone light
We on the phone light
We take your pics
like
in the convention
You've heard me saying this, I'll give you more as more and more in the past
But now it isn't true, now everything is you
And I'll open up and solve everything
Don't go wasting your mind
I still don't know what you've done with me
A grown-up woman you've never grown up was always in me
I still kinda feel
What I don't have in me
I still get to my right, I still do it sometimes
I'm just gonna kiss you
Don't go away, stay in your room
Take me home, to a place I belong
I should change the world, melt my mind
Take me home, I'm cold
I'm on a breeze, with a weather around me
I'm just laying, straight into the blue water
Like a dusty cloud, hanging on the sky
Mr. Tays, move and try, get out of my mind
Take it all, take it all, and please
I'm not a man, but a single man
That's my man, take it all
I'm not a man, but a single man
Take it all, take it all, and please
I'm not a man, but a single man
That's my mind, take me home
Run me home, run me home
Run me home, run me home
Run me home, run me home
I'm just a dance now
Throwing it like a piece
Run me home, take me home
To the place I belong
What's the danger?
That's my mind, take me home
And it all, and it all, take it home
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I see you're...
I still lie
I still lie
I still lie
I see you're...
I still lie
I swear to friends, don't get this on
For all your hate and exchanges
Change the skills and control
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hi!
Hello?
Hello?
It's fucking Monday!
Wow!
Hi guys!
Can't wait to play CS today!
I won't definitely not open any cases I think when I come back from LA I don't know what
I leave all Wednesday night and I come back Sunday night.
I should be streaming every day there because of Master Baker with Emily Ray, Rage, Super
TF, QTE, I might have forgotten one person, I'm not sure.
Yo Peter, thank you for the seven months.
Mezzanine, thanks for 16 months, Tamago, thanks for tier 3, Clark, 15 months, Bevo, 7 months,
Audacious, Paragon, thanks for the 10, Anonymous, 100 gifted, what the fuck, thank you.
And Yakuva, my thanks for the Prime, hello guys.
Yeah, I would, what if he had eliminated early, or is that a thing?
I was expecting to stream every day there.
I guess maybe I'd come home then, I don't know.
You're gonna learn it the first day?
Bro.
And y'all said not to research how to bake things.
Oh, Cutie said no early limitations.
Oh, okay.
That's fun.
That's fun. I'd be kind of sad honestly if anyone got a little late early be like wait. We only got to hang out one day
Like even if it wasn't me I'd be sad. All right. That makes sense
Yeah, that makes sense. That's a good idea. Yeah, I think it's a good idea
Yeah, good morning guys. Hello. Hi hi hi I
I am I'm ready for minister Baker. He he he he he he
Hello, hello, hello. How's everyone doing today? You'll fire rescue guys thinking for the best. How are you in the kicking studio today?
We're doing great as always. I don't know where they are
They left me again. Oh, thank you for the five gift. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, thank you so much in fire play
Thanks for 13 months. I woke up early today, and I got my hands
If anyone cares about such things, they did a nice job.
I had plain ones before because the last time I didn't have time because I had a flight
for something, but I was like, oh, we're going to be making stuff in the kitchen soon for
Master Bakers so there might be some hand-closed stuff so I can't have nasty nails.
They ought to be nice and clean and, you know, I don't know.
These are the hands of um, your bottom fragger on your CS team.
Are they, aren't they so nice?
Oh, holy shit!
What the heck?
Anonymous!
Thank you for the 100!
What the heck?
Thank you!
What the hell?
W Anonymous?
Probably the same person from before, right?
Thank you Anonymous!
Thank you, that's so nice.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Much appreciated.
Holy crap.
You're welcome.
that show yourself show yourself nice claws furry excuse me they're not furry
claws oh my gosh who was it what the heck oh my gosh oh my goodness I see this
Synonymous guy in multiple chats. He's super rich. How the heck does he do that?
So crazy
So crazy. Yeah, I don't know how many will shoot tomorrow now
So I should get off the schedule, but I will be live Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday
So I was like, it's probably fine if I take the day off to get something that need to get done, right?
Niko thanks for the three months. Thank you
yeah lots lots of streams so is that
Chettern oh that's not that's Chorm next
to the Red Bull or Frederator how long
are the days in LA? I think that the
actual competition parts only like three
or four hours but a couple of the days
I have stuff planned for after so they're
probably gonna be longer so we will
see I will stream after at least some of
the days. So, I'll be very busy. I'm gonna be very busy- oh yeah, Cheddar's in the cat
tree. He actually is there. BORIANA! Thanks for the free months!
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Daily dose of emaru finally real? Yeah. I am trying out
the almost daily schedule. I've wanted to do it for a long time, but I used to get so
fucking burnt out that I would just need days to like, refresh my mental, otherwise I would
been like non-virtual on stream but I don't really have the many things that
stress me out anymore I'm pretty good at life I would say so it's like well shit
I can just go go play games in front of like 10 people every day you know what
what's the big deal so yeah I used to I did use a stream for 12 hours sometimes
but I think I have figured out a good balance so I've noticed you're
I was never balding less. I was never balding in the first place!
So what do you mean? What the hell?
I was never balding in the first place. I did cut my um...
I don't know if these are called my fucking sideburn things today.
Are they? Are they okay?
Yo husband, thank you for the 10 months. Thank you. Show us the forehead then.
What?
Are you scared? Did it jump scare you?
Scared?
What?
Oh my god, what the heck flashbang? Happy to be punk. Thank you for the prime. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
How much your hair is gonna be in the cakes though?
Wait, do I have to wear a hair net?
No, there's no way. Judy doesn't wear a hair net, but I do shed a lot. I
do shed a lot of hair
So, I don't know
Maybe I mean I can just tie it up right?
I will just tie it up and it's okay, so
Play another episode of fears to fathom. I
Told you guys I just I don't understand
Or you guys like watching me play horror games so much because it's literally like my least favorite game
I'm so sorry baby kid. Thanks for 25 months. Have you ever touched IRL whilst playing Counter-Strike dodge IRL like while I'm getting shot through my window
What does that mean? You know play a thousand three four black black flag. Thank you for the distance. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That means you'll become immune to it
So I see how it is you guys are just gonna force me to be conditioned to play horror games and then
By the time I'm comfortable with it
You guys are gonna like it anymore because it's not gonna be funny to you anymore because I'm not gonna be scared as much anymore
You've hurt like you guys
Exposure therapy. I just don't really like horror games
They make me sick to my stomach or like I don't I it is true
I don't really get as stressed playing them as I used to. It used to be really really really bad. So, it used to be really bad.
Oh, really? Thank you for the 5 gift. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
I mean, I'll play more. Just probably not today. I really just want to grind my PvP swap today, guys.
I'm gonna be honest. You know, some Counter-Strike, maybe some League. I'm sorry.
I feel like it's fine because I'm about to do IRL for like four days, so you know, I gotta
My my D gen monkey brain. I have to do these things to reset. It's like going to therapy
Except therapy is um playing some of the most toxic games ever known to man, but that's what works for me
So you have to understand you guys should know me well enough by now. I've been streaming for like
10, 11 years or something so you could actually go to therapy
No
For what?
For what? Well, I need to go to therapy for
Yeah, I could maybe do some DDR today too. So my streamer is sick in the head Pac-Man dance
What makes it what why does that make you so happy?
Happy happy for what? Oh my gosh
My chat is sick in the head, pregnant dance!
Because why, how could you not be sick in the head if I'm sick in the head and you watch me like every day?
She is schizophrenic, I'm not schizophrenic.
I'm not, but some of you are, and that's not even a joke, you know it's true.
A few people here probably are.
Not most of you, but what happened to you?
Your voice gives me anxiety, Saj.
That's just my voice! I'm sorry!
People always say it sounds like I'm about to cry.
So I thought you'd hear voices.
I've had a few auditory hallucinations, but not for years.
I think it was from lack of sleep.
But I'm fine.
I've never been diagnosed with anything.
So, turn on the TV.
Oh my god.
Yo, SickTruck87, thank you for the five gifted. Thank you.
Thank you. All right. What do you guys want on the TV today? Here we go. This stupid bit
It's not even a bit cuz I'm a buddy. It's every day. You guys want the TV on it. I'm gonna put the um
I'm gonna put the fucking uh
cartoons with the commercial brakes in it back on I think I
Still haven't found my TV remote. I've just been forced to use my phone like a chud
I see history
There now it's playing Scooby-Doo
He he
Am I going to the OSCS party?
Well, I didn't know that they were having it till today and then they called Bonnie to ask me to go
I was like I'm about to go live and then Bonnie's like oh, it's okay. It's okay
So I didn't know about it. So I don't know if I can that's already out of stream plans. So
I'm not putting Leo s. Kennedy on the TV
Look, it's playing like some 90s commercials or something
There just just watch it. So
It's like Monday, bro who plans a party on a Monday, what the heck?
Yo, uh, yeah, thank you for the gift, it's such an amazing-
There you can get coaching in CS like Ray and Fusely did.
The way you peep in their game awareness is abysmal.
I could maybe ask for some coaching.
I think that's not a bad idea, but who would I ask?
I'm sure there's people I could ask.
I mean, I don't have a few people that are good, so.
Canoe squeaks.
Is Canute good? I feel like that'd be so funny.
Or maybe only would.
I feel like we kinda got along at the MrBeast thing.
Yo ho, Panda thanks for 22 months.
I don't know if he would though.
He seems like a busy guy.
He used to be as in Canute used to be.
I think it'd be funny to get coached by Canute.
I feel like he would try so hard to be nice.
And then he would get upset and he would just sigh and it's the kind of sigh that like you're just disappointed
Wait Louise
Guys
This is literally canoots daughter
Canute mid canoot mid at CS2
Imagine your own daughter typing in a streamer's chat, hi Louise, imagine your own daughter
typing in a csh chat to tell them that you're mined again, okay maybe we don't ask him
anything, well even if he's mined he's definitely a lot better than me, you know, he's definitely
a lot better than me so I'm sure I can still learn something from him.
I mean it's great at CS, just needs to work on communication, aim map awareness, cross
Replacement economy management pistol aim off flex grenade spots smoke spots pot flashes positioning bomb plumb is in retake ability buddy hopping spray control and getting kills
That's not that much
If you think about us not really that much
Not really
Hey
It's so ugly.
It's so ugly.
Dude, last stream people were saying
that they would buy chore merch.
I was like, know you fucking want it, bro.
I don't believe that for a second.
I don't believe...
Okay, I think like five people would
for the joke.
And then they would never wear it.
I would know you want it.
Ew!
People would be like, what are you wearing on your-
Okay, keep in mind, reminder.
Someone who knows what my cat looks like already extra Emily
She said that she thought that it was a
Poop when she first saw Chorum
So imagine people who don't even know who cheddar is
You would wear that to the gym and know you wouldn't
Know you wouldn't
Ever keep quiet please I'm trying to watch the TV
That the sound of the TV is not even on dude. What is this bit? Can we come up with a new bit?
Can you come up with a bit where you guys are like really nice to me, but it's a joke
But like people think that is real. Can we have something like that? That sounds way better
That sounds way better
No, whatever dude
Whatever dude
Gosh, okay, you know what after today, I'm done with this. I'm no longer
No longer acknowledging the TV bit, you guys have to come up with a new joke to get my attention.
I will no longer be pissed off by it.
I'm gonna be stoic like a monk.
I see the word TV, I will not get triggered anymore.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
You would it.
I would.
I would though I would.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Can you please turn on the radio to war broadcast from the 1940s?
See now that's something that I could get behind.
I saw the baby birds on the bird cam for the first time today, I saw their little beaks
It's coming up like...
Trying to...
Cause the long-broke them a little and stuff.
The Numeric Trial in Berlin.
And the Trial of the Old...
Okay, well that's enough of that. We don't need any more of...
World War II Radiant News broadcast, right?
I mean, freakin' Scooby-Doo's playing in the background.
What more could you possibly need?
Yeah, the birds are so cute.
The birds are so cute.
So cute way to someone have a clip of um a clip of the baby birds getting fed. I want to show you
I don't know if anyone took a clip
Oh, I haven't named the babies yet either
So the mom's name is ruby because her beak is red
So we were saying that we should name her babies after other kinds of minerals and rocks and sediments
but I was thinking we name one rock one sediment and um
maybe like galvanized steel or something.
Look, look!
Yeah, she's got like a rub or something.
You can kinda see the, I saw the beak poke out earlier.
You can't really, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
you see, see, see, see, see, there's little babies,
They're alive! They came out!
They came out! Maya should DMCA those birds!
Excuse me? Does she own like every bird in like the Austin sky area or something?
What do you mean Maya should DMCA the birds?
What the hell does that mean?
Yes! What? What?
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
She operates the bird drones.
Oh...
I see...
Does that mean I have to change some of my other stream things?
Like, I don't know if I can use the egg thing anymore then, if she owns all bird things.
We're gonna have to come up with a new word.
A new word for when I go live.
So much work.
Ugh.
I feel my allergies are coming on it's about to be so fucking over brah I'm
gonna be blowing my nose all stream soon you guys are gonna have to listen to me
fucking hacking up snot just becoming the fucking snot factory for months it's
gonna be horrible it's coming soon you know grim hustles and things for the
eight months
You guys like my club bangers I made this for playing leaves
It's just too good no need for
I was that move it's my special dance
I don't know
I don't know
When did I hear her head talk now?
I thought it was pretty soon
I don't know
She said that
She was trying to
I don't know
She probably said that
I think it's kind of sweet
Very sweet
Wait, tomorrow? Is it actually tomorrow?
Is she streaming it?
Pretty cool yo metal thank you for the six months. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I am
Tomorrow morning with how early oh
She can't
There's not be a crazy stream. Oh my god. I don't ever be watching it. That sucks
true
Alright, it's like my club bangers.
The club bangers playlist.
Alright, let's do Reacts in Daileys.
Because I'm just gonna be doing a lot of fucking PvP slop today.
I feel like I need to before I go socialize a bunch in LA.
So you know, you gotta do what you gotta do, you know?
I have a dealies in a bit, but I got kind of burnt out about my own life, I was just
doing the murder style.
You know.
You guys know we've been talking about cruises, Disney cruises, I joke all the time about
Big Brother Cruise.
My mom has worked for a travel agency for 50 years and this is what I specialize in and
every year she's like, hey do you want to do a Big Brother Cruise, I'm like nope, no
chance not doing it.
Do you want to do a Big Brother Cruise, nope, she's like, well what about a Streamer Cruise,
I'm like, we could do that.
So this is actually not a bit chat.
This is real.
It's from a reputable company.
They've been in business for 50 years.
There's security on board, so don't try anything.
But yeah, so I think it's going to be a really fun experience.
I don't understand why I'm moving out of Kansas.
The explanation for me.
The food's better where I live now.
The way that I've come to understand this is the first,
I thought I was going to be like, there's no way
we're going to commission a whole.
moving out of Kansas, yeah, the food is not back up there.
I mean, it's not bad, but once you leave Kansas,
you're like, holy shit, there's so much better stuff out there.
You know, hiding the light, thank you for the five gift,
thank you.
With like thousands of staff and captain,
the navigator trying to buy the fuel
and chart the course and stuff like that.
So that is not what is going to happen.
We have partnered with...
What they're doing, like a streamer cruise,
Is the joke like retirement or something?
I don't understand, I don't understand.
I'm just gonna start clicking a bunch of links in chat.
CS2, map Dust2, call out quiz.
Oh my fucking god, you know I can't do this shit.
You know I can't do this shit.
Oh my fucking god.
Okay, the trauma still hasn't left me yet,
so I keep thinking back now.
Oh my god!
What, wait, this is real?
The Northern Lion Super Cruise, the ultimate streamer cruise, where gamers, streamers, and streaming legends unite on the high seas for the adventure of a lifetime.
What is this? Rhonda, thanks for 21 months.
Northern Lion.
Also appearing.
Dan Geesling. Squeaks.
Lovely Momo. What is this?
Is this real?
Meet and greet cocktail party, Q&A sessions, play with the pros, souvenir shirt, cruise
itinerary, depart from- wait, March 8th.
Did this already happen?
What is this?
It's re- it's next year?
What?
What is- did you send me this so I would advertise it on my stream?
What is this dude?
That is fucking disgusting. What is that?
That's horrible. No, that's even worse than mine. Wow, the rest coat that wow that is that is really something
So March 8th, they're gonna depart from Tampa, Florida
And uh go to Mexico
What?
Team up with a friend, Ocean View Cabin, with window views of the Caribbean.
What is this?
Is this like the new sponsor thing?
The Norther Lion Super Cruise?
What is this?
Why did you send me this?
gotta go on the northern lion super cruise this is this is crazy when are we
where what the wow sign up like I don't understand I don't understand bro ah yeah
I got baited
That's because I saw it.
At some insane level, have you never seen it from any other player in the history of the game?
Logs surpasses simple as the highest rate of power.
Am I wrong?
Am I wrong?
Am I wrong?
Am I wrong?
Am I wrong?
Am I wrong?
Am I wrong?
Am I wrong?
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of this world.
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first door.
Number one
skill.
Two
powers.
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this is the
this is the
I know this is all the time, but I miss the peace boards when it's still a big thing.
It's just not anymore.
You're gonna react on a grand CS contest?
Don't look for people to send you, man!
How does he know he's going to die?
This could be you next year.
You guys really think so?
You really think he's gonna be in here?
I swear he's gonna be in here.
He's still gonna come for you?
Of course he is.
It's Donk. Never seen death.
It's like sound like he's got the deliverer.
Did you enjoy screaming at the upont?
Yeah, I loved it.
Oh, Shawn! I've never shot since he has a child!
He's worth his time.
Yeah, of course he spays him down
or a re-sport player, or like, how do you ever, I guess?
Smoke?
Oh my gosh!
Maybe like, you'll remember like, I spoke to a team such choppers, right?
Yeah.
Sometimes it works out.
Never?
Not even like, 16?
I'm like, oh my god!
I remember, the first time I ever heard of there being pro gamers, I think I was in like, second grade.
And I've heard that there were people that were getting tamed to play gloves.
Oh my god, that's crazy!
That's so pretty cool!
That's like the coolest thing ever!
That was so awesome. That was like, that was like mind-blowing. That was the first time I ever heard it.
I wanted to be an astronaut. I also wanted to be an astronaut. Yeah, this is cool.
Guys, I know that this might come as a shock and I'm sorry to say it, but I don't think I'm ever gonna be that good
I know it's hard to believe, but I'm sorry to let you all down
Would you start streaming on Pornhub if they offered you a $10 million deal?
I would start streaming at free man
Imagine the
Algorithm boost man gets fucked by RNG
Wasting seeds.
I feel like every force I get is the same.
Today is a hard one. Oh brother, okay, I got I got this don't worry.
Dream.
I'm gonna use my usual there's an E in it. There's an L
Word
There's an E
I don't fucking know
Blowy.
Ahhhh.
Bongs.
Testing letters. Okay, there's an N.
I don't know where fucking anything is.
Ahhhh. Shit. Okay.
Okay, sure. Okay, fuck.
How do you know where the...
What? Where is that?
I-L.
And...
What?
I just want to test- fuck this isn't it- this is terrible- I was absolutely not okay, actually
no.
I learned that N goes at the end, and the L is second, EL- okay so L is second which
Which means E has to be first, and then there's something in the middle that's I-N. What?
Maybe I'm wrong.
They're where the, what?
I don't know.
I must have fucked something up so bad, I must be completely on the wrong track.
I thought I already tried that!
It was Elfin.
That's not how you spell Elfin, is it?
What?
Like, maybe it's like an old spelling or something?
With reference to a person, small and delicate, typically with an intractively mischievous
or strange charm.
I thought Elvin was with a B. Well, I got it.
I managed to get it.
I did get it.
What the hell?
I'll do one more daily that I'm going to react.
Uh, okay, song title.
I don't know.
Nobody pray for me!
You've been that day for me!
Yeah!
By Kendrick.
King of Blight, King of, Kings of Leon?
Leon, right?
Oh, I'm fucking dying because I got too fast.
Artist's name stands the...
I might be wrong. That one might be wrong. I might have to go back. What kind of weather?
Swire like a wild swirly hand.
Yo, Yama, thank you for the 14 months. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Can't you just like the dark version of Google? I just got fat banged when I joined.
Is it that bad?
Mr. Who?
Bright Side!
A classic? I'm gonna be a little suspicious.
Mr. Bright Side? What did she crash into?
I got this
Artist name
This one
Is it Lewis? I don't know if it's...
L starts with an S? I might have to fix it.
Blake for your head.
And our coffee.
Yo, L-Muff-Muff-Fo, thank you for the six months. Thank you.
Uh, coffee? Song title.
When I guess
I don't know if I'm gonna get the most credit
I don't know this one
You make me feel this way
My girl
Okay, I don't know that one
I did it!
Well, I felt that loose was a bad guess, but it worked out
Okay, not bad
This is the easier one? I don't know that one
I didn't know it
Yo, Lockhartz, thank you for 11 months
11 years, XD, thanks for the endless entertainment to Temerun
Thank thank you big Lewis Cap Capaldi Lewis Capaldi. Yeah, I don't know if I know that one
Don't know
Fucking house a fuck my fucking
chocolate life it pays come on
cool handsome
Come on come on that
Da Fei Tu
Ta Ma Da
Hu Ren Sheng
Da Fei Tu
One
Life in Chinese
Ta Ma Da
Ta Ma Da
Da Fei Tu
Ru En Sheng
Da Fei Tu
Ru En Sheng
Ta Ma Da
Da Fei Tu
Ru En Sheng
Ta Ma Da
Da Fa
I'm so bad at Chinese
Ta Ma Da
Da Fei
Ta Ma Da
Da Fa
Tu Ru En Sheng
F**king chungas life!
F**king chungas life!
I'm saying f**k my f**king chungas life!
Italians!
Come on!
Da fei tu ren shung!
Da fei tu ren shung!
Come on!
Da fei tu ren shung!
Is that good?
Is that okay?
Practice that every day!
And then eventually I'll be fluent!
Eventually I'll be fluent.
Brother, may I ponder the all?
Not yet, brother. I am almost done.
And what do you see? What wisdom have you beheld within its spherical mysteries?
Wisdom? Is that what you think I seek?
Of course, brother. It is the way of our kind.
of our kind. I thought we had transitioned into more of an eldritch, fixed amoutif, personally.
Nomadic decay, brother. Do not be distracted from your visions. I also wish to observe the
unknown within the old, spectur-unique-competition-
Oh my god.
...my meditations, brother.
Oh my god.
And what have you learned?
The orb is a great fruit.
The layers of meaning in your metaphor escape, brother.
No, no layers. No meaning. Not metaphorical.
It's a grapefruit, brother. There's a grapefruit on your head.
Well, yes, but you told me it was an orb.
Technically, it is orb-shaped. Orbs are round.
Grapefruits are round. That's the only criteria.
You put it on my head, brother. You asked me to sit here so you could ponder its mysteries.
I have. It is a grapefruit. Mystery solved.
I did wonder why I had to be the mystic pedestal for your arcane ponderations.
Your head specifically, seat of the mind, seat of the all, it made sense.
It did.
Very well, good job brother.
Take the orb off my head.
No brother.
I don't think I will.
What?
Rather, you are the one who always desired wisdom.
How did you not see this coming?
You've been holding us back, holding me back
with your patience and your virtue.
I desire more.
I want to hold kingdoms in the palms of my core.
Oh, shit, he's gone crazy with the power.
It's my foes with words of power conjured
from the essence of my mind.
I want to travel across the multiverse
and rule in question with limitless orc-ing might
What I'm saying brother
is I'm an evil boss or a wizard
and all the witches will fear my
Are you really doing this?
Ha ha
Like that ass
Brother, your manner of speech is transformed
So it has
Oh, how far
You have to be held to words of the wisdom
first word to the wise
Is there a lot of the kids going?
Oh my god!
This is a really good school year.
This is the best school year I've ever seen.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my god.
You asked for this, brother.
Oh shit.
Oh my god!
Now it's my off the little top of your brain
Did it rain or your thoughts out yet?
Don't forget I've been running this with my shit
That's more story than we ever did
I wish you knew this is what I've ever seen
What the fuck it is
Brother
Oh he's dead
My mind is floating
Oh no, it's hard for
We've still failed me
All right
Tell me what sowed the seat of hatred that grew within you
Look me in the eyes and tell me there is nothing left of the love
I love my brother poor for me.
Nothing.
Bitch, you thought...
Change now!
Why? What happened?
Why do I feel so strange?
I told you brother, you never seen me in my true form.
My mind. I learned to transfer it between bodies,
while you were wreaking havoc in your petty madness.
Let's see how this vicious little hex of yours really works.
My mind, my soul, my very essence, will be thrown into the orb, the grapefruit.
But it were rot, a less consumed.
So that was your plan, brother, to eat my essence and gain my power.
But I have no taste for grapefruit.
It is bitter, like you.
You must! I would rather be devoured by my brother, than left to decay.
Your brother's shit, they should just get along!
Then you are already wiser than you were to forsake spite.
But I have a better idea.
Despair me, brother! Have mercy!
Did you think I gathered these soldiers for myself?
Is this the same guy we're challenging both of us?
That I had enough of it, but decided more out of...
...faphras? You would that not be foolishness?
Please, brother!
No, I acquired wisdom for my brother, who is in need of it.
It's there now, inside the orb, where you're going to die to learn.
I will hold it fast and time, along with my old body, and keep yours in good condition.
Perhaps it will give me a chance to repay some of the wickedness you've done.
will ponder your orb. I will see what your spirit gains from the wisdom I have garnered
so dearly for you, and if you ever do profit from it you might one day have your body back,
cleansed of the hexes you've run through this flesh and the stain upon our family's reputation.
Never! You suggest me to a purgatory from which I will never emerge!
There is no such thing as never, brother.
You and I have all the time in the cosmos.
Oh my god.
Is this an old video?
It says one month ago.
What the fuck?
That was the craziest shit post I've ever seen in my fucking life.
What the fuck?
Oh, I got the actual fucking...
I got it so we just have to pay for a billion dollars this week.
Cinema
This is a dog, okay
Hope hope the dog is okay. Oh my god
Oh my goodness. All right, it is Mr. Daily Time.
Mr. Daily Time.
Hello everyone, this is your Daily Dose of Internet.
This might be the most pathetic airplane food I've ever seen.
Oh, it's a sheet. Jesus.
It looks a little bit flat though.
You can't fly, people, I mean!
You can't fly, people, I mean!
He lost all of his aura.
It was almost cool.
Does this even fit in the frame right now?
No, not you, the shirt.
No, no, let me see the shirt in the back of the shirt.
That's a nice, clean looking toilet.
Wow!
That's so gross.
Oh, so speedy!
He must have been very hungry.
Wow!
This guy made the smallest bicycle ever.
Good kick!
That's very impressive balancing.
This surfer couldn't believe it when a whale threw its tail out of the water right next
to him.
This Easter celebration in South Korea went all in on their production.
When he said he wanted to get a birdie, this isn't what he had in mind.
These are fucking evil! They're evil! Run!
Oh, shit!
He's pissed!
Come here, two cookies.
I want to pick what?
Another!
There's so many!
A circle.
Pick it up.
Nope.
You already put that.
Can someone please explain why my basil grew a pair of glitches?
They're not leafy.
Glutton.
Yes, we...
Turns out phone flashlights can melt plastic.
It's a good thing that the comments are focusing on the important stuff.
This one is meekin' boray, bro, it's covered in meekin' boray.
I'm trying so hard to get a rug on this horse that my head torch has about two seconds of
battery life before I have to keep flicking it on.
Honestly, it's like playing a horror game.
Where's the horse now?
It's run.
Here's the light.
Where's it now?
Over there.
it now oh it's gone she wants to start paying attention to her surroundings
this guy uses the sun to make his art
Oh shit, it catched on fire for a few seconds.
Carrie Talented.
Can you pull mom?
Can you please?
I can?
I was just gonna ask you if you can.
Really?
Oh thank you so much.
I think they planned this from the start.
Whoa!
Sway!
Oh my gosh!
That was like perfect!
You're good!
The cyclist found a delivery robot that had fallen into the road, so he stopped to help
them out.
So what do you think of this lake, Bruce?
You gotta be careful, my friend.
Pat him on the head.
Are you alright?
There he goes, goodbye!
He's alright.
I think this just moves, but like, what the f***?
Why is there a print in there?
Oh, don't worry, there's two plants in there.
They made this ramp to stop the ice from damaging the dock.
He can't be trusted to speak.
He's gonna start some shit, he's gonna start some shit.
Look at that shit, crazy.
What's he gonna do for me?
What's he gonna do for me?
What's he gonna do for me?
food. Hey, flip the half over with a dent. You're smelling goose. Only fans don't need it. There you go.
That's goose. Yay!
He has resin. He has resin.
She's got the need for speed. Let's go make some more fat.
That's a nice looking heart.
Are you turning? Yes.
Are you coming out for a run with the ice?
oh my god he's got a strong ass head and a strong ass neck yeah that would hurt oh my
Would that hurt your neck so fucking bad? Holy shit.
Have my neck when all your taken.
Let's see what's in that golden egg.
Oh, let's see what's in that golden egg.
I guess bulls are just big puppies.
I would not want to play with a puppy, but uh...
Hypothetically.
Sure.
What is that?
If this slime you made at home goes horribly wrong, um, what exactly are the next steps?
She called her grandma to see if she would baptize her pet dog.
I'm trying to go back to the church to baptize the dogs.
The dogs!
Yeah, how do you know?
I can't choose to baptize the dogs!
You should not like that!
Holy shit, what a dog!
Can you show me the stronger prescription?
Mate, I can't believe how blind I was.
I'm watching on fire.
Look at how she's seen.
Oh!
Quick question for these guys, and my question is, are you kidding me?
He's sick of constantly being tricked.
Well, maybe you pull too much on, I don't know.
He doesn't give him the treatment, he's gone.
Always be aware of who's following you.
Who's following me?
Oh my god!
What the hell?
Why is there a camel in a forest?
Oh my god, they've been consumed by the light.
It's Jesus!
He's still going!
That looks fucking terrifying.
Oh my god.
Jesus! He's still going!
That looks fucking terrifying. Oh my god.
Bless that Jesus. I have to press the cart.
Hey, what?
I feel like you- you're still going. I feel like we're gonna see what we got.
Is that your hair?
Um, yes.
Go grab the stuff. You got it yourself?
Uh, okay.
Where's it in here?
It's here.
Okay, yeah.
Grab it.
Okay.
Oh, fuck yeah!
She just made the cuticle.
Aww.
So, how do I get this horn?
He doesn't do well in high winds.
Holy close over people's heads. Oh my god.
Ha ha!
It looks like he has a fully rendered image.
Can you get a picture here?
Okay, okay, that's how it's called.
Oh, a waffle?
Heheheheh.
I'm gonna move that and move down the line.
This fridge sits on a throne of lines.
I never said he was going with me, though.
Well, I didn't say that.
Oh, you have to take him over.
I never told you he was going with me.
You've got to take him with you.
The city was reflected through this window, which
created this awesome effect.
I'm in my bedroom, and I'm looking at the wall.
Those are my neighbor's houses.
I'm like, what is this?
That's cool.
sorcery that is happening. Look at this.
Aw!
Here!
So why does it sound like this?
I don't think we should break that. It's like a lot of
I hate sparkling water.
Are there people who put first sparkling water over running water?
Every time I have a rush on sparkling or still, I'm like, who the fuck would put sparkling water?
What the heck? I hate it.
Does not be the first bear to ever go scuba diving.
I don't like sparkling water.
I love it. What the hell?
cute!
it's probably really scary for the birds though right?
does this turtle owe this frog money?
yeah, it's this one, this one
oh, oh, oh my god!
he knocked him over!
asshole!
what's your problem?
He knocked him over, asshole!
What's your problem?
This must be a very expensive outfit.
Holy swag.
And then he needs to open more cards to finish the pants.
I know, just look at it.
It's like a oldest.
He's been sitting forever, got leaves on it, got mud everywhere.
Oh my gosh.
I don't know what he's saying, but I think he's their king.
He's coming! He's coming!
Don't you have to go down there!
The warriors are going to kill you!
You just do what's going to stop!
Cute! Oh my god he's so talented!
Oh, where are the hoophies?
He's found the time to fan Shane's cat.
He's each goat's cat.
I don't even know if this was in the background.
That's a big cat.
He's still going!
We in Jesus!
That is you in this video.
I hope you enjoyed it.
Oh my god, I didn't expect him to keep going so far.
Amazing, wow
Crazy
Okay, there's no new daily dose. Where's the gaming videos, mr. Daily. What the heck?
Okay, I want more video how you want this is your do this a pets. It's a good job that her dog warned her about this
You can't see what did you do?
What the heck, yo! Ghostface G5, thank you for the 25 gifted subs, thank you! Thank you
Ghostface, chance of counter-strike 2 today, yeah, yeah, I'm playing around with this.
Thank you Ghostface, thank you so much!
He's found his voice. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Oh, cute. So we've been out going for less than 5 minutes.
Should we keep going?
Should we go home?
That dog is tired.
This turtle loves the sun green.
Oh, he crossed the road!
He crossed the road!
Oh my god, he's doing it!
Dude, got it!
Oh my god, this is stressing me out.
Go faster! Are you not afraid for your life?
Why is he so mad at the mob?
I mean, it kinda looks like one of those dogs.
Like those little crusty white dogs.
Oh shit, he fell over.
Oh, it shatter.
This is what happened to Cheddar's tail before he lost it.
So me and my mom just realized that my dog does not speak English much.
Woody, go to your cage.
Go to your cage.
Woody, go to your cage.
Métte para tu habla.
Métte para tu habla.
Lo siento, baby.
Cute.
Hi, mamas.
How are you doing?
You feeling good?
Cute.
Yeah.
Thank you for the follow. Thank you, Wes. Thank you.
Being five gifted from Wes Graven. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Up!
Oh, shit. You tried to drive it.
More.
So cute.
Oh, they can play fetch with themselves.
It's a fetch clanker.
Amazing.
It's probably pouring.
Pouring hail.
He's getting under the tree, so I can't do that.
Go for it.
Go for it.
He's getting under the tree, so I can't do anything about it.
Go for it and protect his little dog head.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, this isn't that cute.
Are you OK?
He looks miserable.
Oh, that dog is so fucking cute.
Oh.
Oh.
That's the dog!
Man, come on!
That's the dog!
Is it creepy anyone out there?
Those satin dogs walk all bipedal on their back legs.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
No, because I did that too.
Oh, well, that's true, I guess.
Come for a run.
So he's sitting in the socks or he's just trying to avoid the boy actually.
This video needs to get sound.
Cute!
Did you make this giant mask, Matilda?
Huh?
This dog doesn't like their new outfit.
What the heck are you doing?
He hates the ass.
Cut it!
Why are you wearing it?
It's like a $40 dog towel.
I remember when, I remember, I remember when we lost our toy.
I'm sorry.
You're so clean up and down this place Even though you lost it, you said you misplaced
That shouldn't have craaaazied
How does it mean when the bird does that?
That's a really good catch.
I think they found their new bed.
Professional.
Oh.
I mean, at that point you have to buy a new one, right?
You like to have to buy a new one.
So cute.
You came with me to bring the kids to school, and then came right back to your spot.
I just thought I had a fire waiting patiently to be wrapped.
Oh, that dog has the best life.
It's so hilarious.
Yeah, fun proper.
You having fun?
We're coming up on Norman's friends at the fence. It's been so long since he's seen them.
We haven't walked down this way. How do you go from wolves and dire wolves to fucking doonies or dogs?
How does that actually happen?
Like imagine seeing your descendants in like 100,000 years and it's just like a human looking
hot dog would you be pissed I can't tell you you want a cookie you eat it
You think your body is good to the park?
You ready?
Yeah, maybe?
Well, that's one way, you know?
At least they knocked on the door.
Light.
Only in Memphis where you get a random dog to come chill.
Where your steps, guy?
Someone help this guy out.
So stupid.
My friend's house, and this is Jimmy.
Say hi, Jimmy.
Jimmy, come on.
You know me.
We're literally just besties right now.
Do I need to move those pillows for you?
I wonder what they're dreaming about.
bro what are these accounts like adding is this what is this well is this like some
fucking like only fans like porn bot or something like oh my fucking god what is this what like
Actually, what is this?
It like has to be right.
Ha ha.
Ah.
Wait, what?
It's like all these accounts
adding this random like girls account
and like, oh my God guys, don't check her profile.
Like how they do it like TikTok comments.
Like, oh my God guys, don't check this profile
and it's like a fucking only fans, but.
What is this?
Ahhhh!
You want to walk yourself? That's okay.
Yeah, you want to walk yourself downstairs?
Okay.
Yo, are you on a grande's toast? Thanks for the 54 months.
I did not click it! I did not click it! I just banned the account.
I think he might want to go on a walk.
Would you like to stay for a walkie?
I did not click it!
Yes?
Come on then! Let's go!
Well, I've even seen those on YouTube, like, they'll just all be paste real comments and
then it'll be like, link in my bio, it's like a fake girl account, I'm like, bro, how do
people actually fall for this, but they must do it, they must fall for it if people keep
doing it, I don't know.
Is that a whole tub of catnip?
How do you know it's fake?
I feel like it's just obvious.
I mean, if I'm wrong, I'm sorry.
Coraline 96 definitely will roll.
I wonder what they're talking about.
Guys, click on the link in bio if you want to be scammed, $1,000 to be a wire transfer.
Oh god.
It's too specific.
She definitely fell for one of those.
I did not.
I just feel like I see them all the time.
Oh god.
Bro, I get them on my YouTube shorts.
These like AI girls, they're like, girl, love your content, love your channel.
So inspiring.
And I'm like, dude, this is like obviously not a real person. What is this?
But it's like a fake girls account, so I just assume if you click on it, there's like some kind of scam or something. I don't know.
You can't jump.
Or like, oh yeah, on Twitter!
Those like, oh my gosh!
You guys have ever been followed by like one of those like...
How do you want to talk about that? Are you fine?
You guys know what I'm talking about. If you don't know, then good for you, I guess.
I what? Oh my god. Don't even worry about it.
I mean, guys, I'm gonna be real, like...
Some things get so fine.
Okay, if people are falling for those things, I've seen people, okay, I've seen literally like
AI only fans, people, and I think people do fall for it, but like
there's no rules, you can't do that. So I mean guys, if you know if you're trying to make like
a hundred bucks or something, it seems like it works for other people, and like I don't know,
I don't think it's illegal or anything. I'm not condoning it, but it's like apparently people do think it's real somehow, so
It should be illegal I agree bro, I feel like all
Let's just make the internet illegal how about that just ban everything
Who is she talking to?
They're trying?
Oh shit, they're trying to make the internet illegal?
So its owner tells them when to take a step for stairs.
Follow, step, step, step, step.
No more McDonalds?
Did we get to have McDonalds without the internet?
Right?
I mean no more Uber Eats, but.
Get out!
Thank you!
Do you guys think Twitch will be illegal someday?
I'm watching you with a VPN now, you're illegal where I'm from!
Oh, oh!
Why would you admit to that?
Why would you admit to that?
Uh-oh!
Where are you from though?
Oh, alright, I'mma play some motherfuckin' Counter-Strike.
It's about that time, gaming time for the rest of the night.
Yippee, yippee, yippee.
Oh my god, that was so fucking weird.
Like, I've seen bots on Twitch that will like spam emotes,
but I've never seen ones that are like adding like,
Oh my god, it's you! I thought I recognized you, guys!
Don't click on her profile! Like, what the fuck?
I mean, I guess they're just trying everything nowadays.
What the hell was that?
Yeah, the new tech is crazy.
Counter-Strike 2!
Counter-Strike 2!
Whatever you do, don't click her profile.
It might change your life.
Yippee, okay, do I have, um, I think, oh no, I have a few cases.
I think I'm currently, um, one and two in premiere.
Who on my profile is happily married?
Who's happily married? What the fuck?
I mean, they've got a pretty good rank, I think.
Oh, Squeaks, really?
Well, he's happily married, just for him.
Extra Emily.
Is she happily married, though?
She left me to go to Africa.
I don't know if that sounds like a happily married woman.
What do you guys think?
Happy for now!
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Fuck, open case with left hand for knife.
Okay, I'm using my left hand. We'll see if it's true. I'm not left-handed though.
Damn it! It was a lie! Okay, I'm gonna buy more- I'm gonna buy more cases. I'm gonna
I'm gonna get some different ones.
Bro, I've just been using the fucking old ME thing as a screen for what I've been gaming.
I don't want to show stuff.
But y'all are gonna make me stop using it because I fuck ass dab emote, bro.
horrible. It's horrible. So cursed. Okay, let's see.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
me
yellow spider mathy thanks for a lot of books how dare you dab on me
all right i bought some kilowatt cases
let's freaking go if you dab you will get a knife okay i'm gonna start taking um
Um, um, lock ritual suggestions, suggestions from chat.
I did the left hand.
Oh, I guess we'll never know if the dab will work.
Kill a what?
Kill a what?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Oh, okay.
I don't know if that was a hard enough stab.
I don't know if it was.
No!
It was a blow.
Terrible.
Fuck.
Well, I tried.
Let's roll.
Why you I can't open cases during band phase this game is crazy
What's overpass
Meow meow meow meow meow
It's a map I feel like I remember that one from the night leader cup, but um, I
Don't I think I've literally played it like twice
Inferno which one's inferno I
Remember that shit
Closie King thanks for the nine months. Thank you. Thank you Alice good some good books don't get me
I like scoots um
Donkey
I don't know
Is there an annihilator cup this year, maybe who can say for certain
I thought haha I thought you said donkey. I didn't say I said donkey
Who's often in the base
You will not get to me.
Mr. Cheddar!
Mr. Cheddar is on my team.
Mr. Cheddar.
Oh my god, he's a rat in a fancy, he's a rat in a suit.
Hell yeah, dude.
Hell yeah!
Oh, we won.
I'm opening a case for that.
That'll be you to Mr. Cheddar.
Give me the gold.
Gold for a free win.
I asked some kind of lego god knows pretty cool
Fuck
Come on, Mr. Channel, let's go!
Sanity, thinking for the nine months, welcome to the jungle!
Aw, shit, that's right.
I think that's the guy that, I think I tapped him at least once, or maybe I'm wrong, maybe I didn't hit him at all.
I might just be fucking stupid.
Stupid.
So stupid.
Where is this guy? I don't know, I don't run to the...
But he would have heard him.
Oh, oh, oh, there he is.
that is called a long right right I don't think I can I didn't get this this
maybe it's too long so I hit him I did not hit him yikes yikes yo ex Kirby
Thanks for 15 months and we are a lot. I don't
This is what you get when you
the last ones on site what you got here oh give me that I'll take that
I
Just use this I guess I got us I picked up a smoke too nice
Screaming sorry
I'm telling you guys it's cuz I have mr. Cheddar on my team. That's my goat mr. Cheddar my goat. Oh
and
You got this man you got this
Oh my goodness
That's okay we saved a lot of money or I did at least why your beef is fucking broke
Well, I say that.
No, no.
No.
No.
Nope.
Nope.
He's passed.
Oh
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
I'm sorry guys, I'm sorry.
Ha ha, my mom plays better.
What did you say?
the
the
god yellow is hard but multiple top in your barrels
coming along
peaking bears
more taxi, hit. Where's barrels? In front of you, where you were? Oh, okay, okay.
How do I look at the map?
Is there a way to look at the map?
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, no.
Top left.
Or like, uh, is there a way to open it and it shows you what the names are, control?
Oh, it doesn't.
Uh, I thought that it would like, whatever, whatever, whatever.
I see the barrels!
I understand now.
The counter-cast will prevail.
Bro, think she's on Valo?
Oh, yeah, maybe that is a Valorant thing.
Yeah, I think you're right.
Whoopsie.
I fucking hate Valorant. I tried to play it dude like especially cuz like
Let's play Valorant. Let's play Valorant. Shut up now
Top mid barrels. Oh barrels barrels barrels one outside taxi
I know I should have parked back
of
of
of
of
of
I've never heard that victory music before.
That one is new to me.
I don't know why I did that.
I don't know why I did that.
The hell? Purple's just hard pushing mid.
I don't know why I did that.
Oblivion, thanks for 8 months.
Come on, Miss.
I really think you'll have to have a nice smile.
One more on site in your car wait my hat what hat I don't have a hat on this is my
Hey man, I'm not wearing a wig I'm not wearing a wig
Alex Stacy, thank you for the ten months.
It sure does look like a wig.
It's not!
Look at my forehead!
I'm scared.
Where are they?
B, you're right.
Oh.
To your right, to your right, to your right, to your right.
Oh, no, that's our teammate.
Oh
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Okay, I'm done pushing this time, I swear.
Take the wig off. Maybe you'll play better. It's not a wig!
Uh-oh.
Welp, we're cooked.
Oh brother.
You don't have to lag if you teach your fast human.
What I got to lag in?
You don't have to lag if you teach your fast human.
What I got to lag in?
There's a guy hopping mid.
of
death of
death
of
death
What is that, Evo?
What is that?
Sob.
Oh, brother.
God and frag, Sob.
Guys, I'm trying my best.
I swear.
I'm trying my best.
I'm trying my best.
best I swear. I'm trying my best. I'm trying to get better. It's just hard. I did I did
our play lockings like this over the years, you know.
of
yes, you're welcome.
I'm sorry.
Yo, Mr. Team Player, thanks for the 83 months.
I know
Sob her wig is too tight
What are you talking about
You know Johnny, thanks for gifting us up to aim lab
I'm not serious, thanks for the 11 months.
that guy is going to be a long time
oh my god
Mobile ad ass aim.
Taco King thanks for the gift and sub.
Never give up!
Or maybe I should
Did you stab me?
HE KILLED ME!
WHAT THE HECK?
Why?
Okay.
Yo, hey, it's Macy here, thanks for gifting a sub to Let's Give Up.
we won wow I get team killed and we win what does this mean guys you blocked his
way. I was moving!
We won MVP Mr. Chateau!
Yo drunk duck, thanks for the 16 months.
Who the fuck will die to Emmy?
Oh, brother.
Wow, we all died from the same guy.
Oh
Stop sobbing guys, but why are you crying? Why is everyone crying so much?
I'm sorry, guys.
I saw someone.
There's one more over here.
I tried my best, I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm 5'14".
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I
Oh, I didn't see him!
At least I hit I guess but in the past I would have run out got killed many would have had
time to defuse I guess. I have to bomb now!
Mr. Cheddar, Mr. Cheese, Mr. Cheddar Cheese, Mr. Mr. Cheese, Mr. Cheddar Cheese.
I got it, I'm so lucky.
Where'd my smoke go?
Oh, it's somewhere.
Yay!
I tried.
I'm trying, Oscar you know, thanks for three months.
Okay, where are we going now?
Mr. Chut-a!
Oh God, I'm scared.
Oh God, I'm scared.
Oh God, I'm scared.
Oh god, I'm scared.
Oh my god, it won't be one, I'm so scared.
I think that the last guy was on B.
Where do I hide?
I was like where should I go if you don't know where I am?
I don't know, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry dude.
I didn't even know what to say.
I said be nice, he's retarded.
Itachi thing for the pity sub.
I don't know.
Ugh.
I started playing yesterday.
There's a lot happening middle and no one died.
I
Shagged no we won
Okay, where do you guys want to go?
I'm so scared.
Okay, well, they know where he is at least, I guess.
Woo!
Oh, brother.
Now what?
Where's the bomb?
Oh.
I don't know if this is the right thing to do.
I'm sorry.
Oh
Now what
No! We lost Mr. Chateau! That's so bad!
Should we leave or like, what do we do?
Oh, no.
Well, GG.
Fuck.
Oh no, Welp GG.
Fuck.
This is so horrible, I'm sorry guys.
Oh, that for nothing.
Well, now I've warmed up, I guess.
Fuck.
I- I deserve a gold now, after all that.
We will never know her rent, cuz she never wins.
Even if it takes me a year, I will- I will get this figured out.
There's her to gold for bottom-fragging for the public humiliation.
Oh my god, I almost got a pink.
Yo, rough rough grrr, thank you for the three months.
Good luck in your placements.
Thanks, I need it.
I really need it.
Thank you so much.
Okay, I'm rearing food.
Do I deserve food?
I kind of just want to get fucking pizza like a chud.
I'll order food but I'm not going to eat till I win.
i think that's fair
you know johnny gifted us up to only winners get dinners
yeah that that sounds about right i don't know
that sounds about right
I'm going to order some katsu ramen, but if I don't win, I don't deserve to eat it,
so, you know, it is what it is.
13 seconds. I gotta go fast.
go go go
throwing smoke
deploying flashback
running down CT
fuck. 1v2. Woo! Not bad guys. And I helped too I guess. A delicious ramen.
I don't get to eat unless I win a game I think that's fair
of
the
of
the
of
I think I spent all too much yeah I spent too much
Fuck!
3, 8, out!
Good car. Good car.
One weak rim.
Last one.
Oh, why would you jump?
Oh, I mean, it's been played.
Terrorists win.
Shit.
I'm shaving again.
They're up in middle.
I
Can't go
Come up can't we
of
the
car
of
Okay.
I
Do any times
of
coming up
I saw
oh my god they were B
What a game.
Why is everyone going A now?
I'm sorry, I won't be.
Oh dude, just hide.
Chewy, that ship is on us.
Woo!
Wowie!
Wowie!
Wowie!
Wowie!
Wowie!
Wowie!
Wowie!
Wowie!
Wowie!
Wowie!
Wowie!
Okay, okay.
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh!
Oh!
Throwing smoke.
So are they A or what?
Too long.
Oh, no.
There's a tunnel.
Is this tunnel?
of
Pasha stayed on B.
Alright, well they know where he was, I guess.
I'm just a ward as usual.
one
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
a bomb's down middle. Wait, why are they pushing if they didn't have the bomb?
Yeah
What is first time impressed that's not even an emote
Good grief
I don't know why I thought they weren't gonna rush.
I got two in the home and my mom so it actually worked out I guess
They fucking cooked in my shit
Significant amount of fire damage, that's me
3 up.
Oh, it's just me.
Oh, there's one behind me.
Dang it.
I'm poor now
one tunnel
noo, he had an AWP, dangit!
One more.
Okay, one more.
He is up.
I
Sound like they're going to be
That was not the guy with the AWP.
Good try.
Last round right I'm broke as hell holy shit
I'm a ward! I'm the best ward ever! I'm always a ward!
God, that's a pretty good game here, boys.
Do we do we luock thanks for 31 you are is awkward
What?
What?
What?
Oh, he's the guy.
Oh, my fucking god.
First I got on the right.
doors
like a rat in the night
I think I'm gonna save...
Maybe.
Go for it.
of
the
of
the
of
the
I
Called up yeah, but I thought I thought that what my one person was getting it
I feel like we try it again.
Dude, I'm second frag.
That's never a good sign.
Smoke an orange, let's go.
Ah!
Ah!
We won!
I'll go B.
Okay.
Watch out for the toner rat.
We'll get it right now. We can stop the toner and die.
Watch!
Watch!
Watch!
Watch!
Watch!
Watch!
Watch!
Watch!
Watch!
Why can't I jump over this yo tempered line, thank you for the gift sub
He's probably saving.
Yo scumbag MJ.
18 months
Emerach lab
Thank you
One left tunnel.
I'm gonna run through cat.
One left below me.
I
Fuck
I think he had that holy shit crazy
Crazy
Why are we?
Somebody get this. That was insane.
I think he hid her somewhere.
Sorry I came back though.
That was insane.
Thanks for the prime I mean there's one to an egg
Fuck I try to smoke I'm stupid
Oh, yes, the clutch again, Tendi save for the five gifts.
Thank you.
They're just gonna defuse.
I think you're on them.
No.
I throw in the flashback.
You're on them.
I'm going wild.
Oh god, we're kind of broke.
What are you doing?
Scary.
They're probably thinking we're gonna go B.
We'll have to walk together.
What are you doing?
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
back
At least one minute
one on site one times sorry no
CT
Wow
That would have been crazy
I'm pretty broke
doors filling up canvass.
of
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
I'm so poor.
Okay guys, now what?
I
Off the tunnel rat
I didn't see him at first
uh oh, that's not good
that's not good, that's not good
we can't slow push that, we gotta just run
oh sir, it's a run frame
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
Try running B again.
Just rush, don't stop.
He's off on me.
We're so fucked.
I don't get to eat!
Oh no!
Fuck.
Oh, brother.
I know it doesn't seem like it, but I think I am getting a little better.
NPC Matt, thank you for the five gifted.
Starving to death, guys, my brain is gonna, my brain's gonna starve and then I'll play
even worse.
Oh my god.
I think I'm one in four.
That's a 20% win rate.
That's not very good.
It's not good at all.
Let me get a red.
And then we'll win.
Better than 0 and 5, true.
And if I play my cards right, I could even be two and five soon.
I need I need dopamine right now
now. The Gamba dopamine. What are your guys's rituals for Gamba? What's something I haven't
tried yet. I opened it with my left hand. I dabbed when I opened it. I could try to
make cheddar open one. Not gambling is my ritual. What? What? Use your chin? Okay.
Why would why would that I feel like that's not it
That was not it
Come on
I make friends open things for me.
I think that's a good one, yeah.
Too bad I don't have any friends.
Dude, this sob emote feels so toxic.
Isn't it?
And we're banning dust.
I guess we're going to play some crazy shit.
It's so sad.
to play something crazy.
Uh, fuck nuke.
I think I won my first ever game, and then it's been all downhill from there.
today oh I'm like oh and two today
One and six you've already started another okay, I see you guys just have no faith in
me.
Commander in chief, thanks for the five months, thank you.
get best
Who goes A on a newbis?
Oh my god, why?
Dude, he stepped right in front of me!
Oh, they've bought.
I was wondering how I died so fast.
he says
are we going mid to A again?
of
the
death of
death
of
Oh.
Can't believe it took them so long to die.
How am I most damaged right now?
Let's move out
Oh, the reload.
Woo, we won a round somehow.
Not you, Emmy, you died.
I got a kill, though.
I'm helping.
Kinda.
Kinda
I got two I'm scared oh you hear me reloading
One more guy, I think it's the guy that killed me.
Oh, you saw him.
Nice.
of
I think I've heard the other guy with those.
Oh my god, no way!
Wow!
I think that's my first ever point.
What did he say?
I think here.
Not bad right? Kind of lucky, but that's okay. Oh, I don't need that, it's just okay.
King Court, thank you for the five! Thanks King Court.
Oh
Watch out. These boys have got a valve in house. No one did. Don't mind using it.
Throwing flashback.
Throwing smoke.
I'm gonna go in A again.
Oh.
Oh, I got shot by my teammate!
It's karma. It's karma, honestly.
Yay!
All right.
It is just karma.
What the f*** are you thinking about, 5? Thank you. So kind.
Thank you. Oh, and Dolphin Wizard, thank you for the gifted. 5 minutes ago. I did not see that right away, sorry.
I'm sorry.
Well, I think we probably lose this one.
You gotta go, oh my god, that's so weird.
I gotta get the big bomb.
I wonder if they're just ever gonna go raw bee, because I feel like everyone just goes
Robby but these guys are doing some freaky shit
Oh
Okay, they're probably gonna go beef for a while now, I bet.
I'm broke.
Okay, why did everyone go B this time?
I feel like now is when they switch up.
What?
I'm just gonna chill.
I lied.
I mean, those guys are low, I think.
I got an assist.
One more guy.
That works I guess.
That's not an opposite, so then she won.
Oh nice.
Yay!
I don't want that.
I don't really want that.
I'll take it though, because I need to save my money.
I'm so fucking scared right now.
of
the
death
of
I'm sorry guys I told you I do not like the
I suck at it.
I almost had him.
So close.
I'm not taking that shit.
There's an AWP on the ground.
of
death
of
of
that's
I'm poor 31
Fuck, there's another one.
Okay, 3v1.
I believe in them.
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
Come on, come on, let's go.
Horse duel ever.
Yeah. Best. Fuck it.
Full spring bullet.
Oh, brother.
Oh, no.
Oh!
Oh!
Get on the terrorist's win.
I believe.
I believe.
Where am I going?
I don't think I hit his head once.
One more coming through mid.
Why is there always this enough ball guy?
That's the last one alive.
Surely he doesn't have a kit, right?
He doesn't have a kit, if he has a kit, doesn't have a kit.
Wooo!
Sorry, I was getting pissed out on the phone, you know, that's why I've been playing with
you.
As soon as I fucking get in the corner now, it's causing me to bleed on the ground.
Is it his bitch, why?
Sometimes
Take it I'll take it. I will take bomb
You'll be X macho. Thank you for one year
Why are we walking out of the house over here?
We're just going to go with guns.
We're going to the same thing.
Okay.
Same thing.
Same thing.
Someone with a shotgun that knows where we're coming.
Aw, man.
you don't want my a.k.a. pushing site to the left to the left
Oh my gosh.
It's a full sprint beat.
Uh oh.
I feel like that number goes wrong.
He still has the cashews yelling at him.
Maybe it was his wall.
There's a guy behind us.
Keep going.
Heh heh heh heh.
Ah, I'm not a temple spawner.
Temple spawner.
Man, I'm...
I'm sorry.
Speak if you got a mic where we're not reading it around.
Can we talk sweet Canadian to me, please?
I'm in a quote-unquote meeting what is a quote-unquote meeting
What now? I suck!
I know we're here just close.
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
Where are you going and where you aiming?
Oh my god.
Nice.
One more on the T side.
Why aren't you moving?
That was one of us
I thought we lost
I thought we lost
I am 60 and 6
What?
I'm broke
You try to go through mid
Yeah, we haven't done that yet.
Is it further from this one?
No, it really matters.
One to the left.
if I ain't better, I could have killed both of them, maybe I should have left, gone around,
I'm broke, uh oh, um, oh no, this is a bad time to be broke.
So I say we just keep trying in it.
All right.
Together we can do it.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
Top
I feel like you should try to plant.
Someone watch our spawn.
Yay!
Oh, thank god I saved. Holy shit.
I think we just keep doing it.
We're not going to be waiting for us for this time.
this place is low maybe rotate
I hear them
I'm gonna flash
of
stock
of
of
of
Let's commit again.
We are so poor.
I feel like I need to buy.
I got him.
I'm walking.
I got him, I'm low as fuck though.
Oh shit.
Oh no, it's so bad.
No!
Oh, this guy's so cooked.
Oh my god, we're gonna lose, bro.
All of our people are doing the best, spent money.
I don't even know.
I'm going to smoke the walkway if they don't and I'm going to stand on something to go
again.
I'm always lying down.
There. I'm gonna go east down there.
This is so bad, bro.
of
the
of
the
Reload your mind.
Be thinking.
I'm not sure if you can see me.
I played better. That's the important thing, I guess.
That was my best game in a while.
Guys, I might have to just eat. I'm sorry. I'm so hungry, even though I didn't- well, I top-fragged.
Did I hurt it for top-fragging?
Oh, bro, I can't believe I lost again.
Oh, my gosh.
Ah!
Hi, bird.
Hello.
Oh.
You guys want to see what I got?
You all want to see?
Okay, what the hell?
Okay, I got, what am I looking, wait.
I ordered one thing of ramen they gave me too.
Wait, lucky me!
I got two ramen bowls!
What the heck?
So I got two, two romans, two broths,
and I also got curry rice.
Wow!
Lucky pole, that's crazy.
It's the curry.
What the heck?
Lucky me.
I feel like I always play worse
when I'm trying to eat while I play,
but I wanna play.
I'm addicted, unfortunately.
You can't eat either of them cause you lost.
I top-fragged!
I deserve at least one, right?
Happy Monday, Amoeba Mote Spinner.
Yeah, and Vark, thanks for 17 months.
Holy shit, smells so good.
Soop.
Soop.
You're allowed one noodle.
One single noodle.
Mmm.
I spilled over myself.
Fuck!
It's fine.
It was only a little spill.
There's only a little spell.
Oh, this is good, holy shit.
A full match could last up to 90 minutes.
CS matches can be an hour and a half?
Really?
That's like if you go back and forth on the tie though, right?
That's crazy.
I'm sure we can ban those.
FUCKIN' NEWBIS!
No, I don't want to play inferno.
Boring old dust, too.
Eating food is so boring.
My bad, bro.
My bad.
I'm sorry for feeding myself.
You don't like eating how someone not like eating
Hello team, you got Mike?
No Mike, we need to make a decision.
Full B, cover.
Don't stop or we lose.
Welp.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, he got him.
That was a beautiful, uh, beautiful round one.
three
of
I got brothel over my chin, ugh.
Same push, but we go Cat.
Okay, good calls.
Infinite placements, guys.
At this rate, I'm never gonna get placed.
here
flash flash flash
go plant
Purple.
Point place, planting.
What?
Sorry.
Reload, green.
I'm in kept I need you to stop talking dude. Please I said he's coming kept our teammate because I know you were dying
What can't yes, you heard a full sprint
Right
I feel like we should have won that.
I'm top fragging again, you know what that means.
there's two one car on top
bomb is leaving guys
I keep watching it.
This way of the chase.
Uh oh.
Oh, I think they're gone.
Yeah, they didn't chase, they were just, uh, went the other way.
I'm not dying on purpose to eat man
That would be crazy
No, I'm not I'm not no, I'm not
I
Didn't see that
That's me.
Maybe we just go A again, or mid-time.
Or mid tank?
Oh, I have the bomb.
Oh!
Yikes.
That's not good.
I
Don't like this
I see the vision.
Maybe I will just save
Very me team. Oh everyone's saving
Ouch holy with those a guy close. Oh shit
I
What
that's
maybe we can go be this time
I was tragic
of
death
of
death
of
now is the time
We're so caught.
Boost me, purple, boost me, boost me.
How do I boost?
Squat?
Oh, OK.
Oh my god, they lost the bomb on Cat.
of
the
death
of
death
So now what man we
I'm never gonna win a game.
It always goes so well when we go B.
th
th
th
th
th
th
th
th
of
the
death
of
No!
Oooooohhhhhh
Kokeetah
Kokeet
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
They weren't watching it.
Nice.
This guy's got an AWP.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Sooo...
Hey Orange, I'm stuck here.
Nice.
Faulty English, thanks for 11 months.
He's watching it.
You could peek him.
He's all the way at the back.
You're gonna test win.
I'm never gonna win a fucking game!
I'm not even doing that bad.
I'm going to kill you all, thank you for the six months.
2v2!
I feel like this guy's a little silly though. I never know what he's cooking up.
Why he's a genius
He's a genius
Not bad, not awful at all.
I'm still top-fragging. I don't like top-fragging because I'm like, oh god, that means there's people worse than me.
That's so stressful.
Watch out, these boys are from the other house, they don't like using it.
Don't be a thing, maybe.
Yeah, don't be.
Man, what the hell?
I shot him in his shoulder or something.
Oh
Why did he turn around
I mean, I feel like I should save, but like, we're so caught.
We are out of here.
There you go.
I hear him, B.
Thanos.
Yeah, be careful.
Bomb, down on.
I
Find you yellow find you find you
Good calls, good calls.
of
on
Oh wait, I have to play in Bullets and I have to...
Uh oh.
Aw, he crouched.
Okay.
Yo, Brown Man 6, thank you for the 19 months.
Thank you for the 19 months I
Have not won a game yet, dude. It's so cocked
Yeah, I think they were on it.
Yeah, they were on it.
of
death
of
death
of
death
Oh, man.
No!
Why can't I win a game?
I can't afford anything, so...
Why?
Where's your problem?
Yo pretzel, thank you for the prime.
There's someone off the way.
Where's mine?
Why?
Where's your problem?
Yo pretzel, thank you for the prime.
Oh, what the hell?
I didn't even see him.
I saw him, but he didn't shoot at me.
No way I top frag again and lose again, right?
What is this?
I mean, their top fraggers are way better.
So there is that.
Why?
Why have you done this?
Someone on our team already died.
None of our team is on B.
I pre-fired and everything.
12 GG, another L.
Oh my goodness.
Next game's a win, surely?
Maybe.
Let me open some cases.
You would have won if you had a better knife.
Oh, a pink!
Oh, it's a statue.
I already have a stat truck, one of these,
but this one's a little bit cooler, I guess.
Okay, one more.
more. No knife for me. Shirley, I will win a game. Shirley. I mean, even though I'm losing
the fact that I'm top-fragging shows, I am getting a little bit better. So that's the
real important thing right? Shirley.
Get those shit maps out of here.
Or you get worse enemies based on all the losses, true.
Well then why aren't my teammates?
I guess my teammates are getting worse, actually.
Wait, it's the same guys!
Oh my god, it's the same guys from last game.
No!
Oh wait, oh, they were on the enemy team.
That's okay, I guess.
I don't want to play DUS, Inferno it is I guess.
I don't remember this map at all.
I'll look at you.
Oh boy.
Let's go there.
Yeah, I don't know this map.
Alright, time to go on a journey, I guess.
What the fuck?
Oh wait, no, I kind of- I think I remember this.
I did play on this in an eye-later cup.
Dude, I'm walking around here.
I
When there's like all this shit over here, right I got
Say on the man, thanks for the gift
Oh wait, I do remember this map
I think this is a map where I'm playing against shroud and I was like
I don't want to get a red I think I'm gonna sell it. I saw him sell it for like $700 bucks
700 bucks for your knife
No, it goes
Well, I can't sell that shit
Yeah, so I'm not sure. Oh egg has a knife too, bro
Oh, let me see
Right there. Oh, it's not that good. I'll stay shit
They noticed my night
Where the fuck is anything
I don't like this map. I feel quite lost
You want church
How is he not killed him oh my god was he not actually hitting him it looked like he was hitting him
I did 13 damage
Yeah
I like butterflies holy shit am I finally getting carried after my top
frag losses it can't be
I have 13 damage I'm helping I really want to get like start feeling like
surfing in shape is a better movement
Yeah
go man this map is so fucking confusing
i was gonna follow this purple guy
there's two of them
one's here
where the fuck do i go?
oh one in the store
This is my spot now.
I'm just going to shoot it up.
On the car.
Swinging.
Woo!
What you got?
Oh, oh, oh.
Hello.
Thank you.
All right, all right, cutie butt.
How was banana?
Oh, it's for flirting.
So scandalous.
It's like a viper with phase stickers on it.
Together we jump on it.
That was kind of a fender.
How did I stop running?
I'm the first, like...
Why are you always running?
this map is ass. There's a guy up there. OUCH!
Ouch.
Where's banana?
Where's banana?
Where's banana?
Is this banana?
Is this banana?
For me to be, this is banana.
banana this yes okay okay okay I'm learning
those but I wanted the like the ones out
like the flowers and like cyan and white
well you bought them off the terminal
yeah oh yeah
Check out the eyes of that ranger too.
Oh, how much did you spend?
I went about that.
That was $300.
$300?
I mean, $300 still.
It is a lot.
CFO, that makes sounds cheaper than Steve.
$700.
They're using a lot of utility on this map.
Just expecting there's gonna be a guy here.
I
Like that guy's profile picture their their orange is a Dark Souls 3 I
Suck I think I hit the rail
I did die to John souls
yeah I mean terminal or that expensive
yeah but I'm cheaper yeah there's some
50 cent terminals the deadhands are 50 and then the other ones are $4 of
deadhands here I think
I bought this block 18 skin like a log for like a few cents
reading it out is definitely more important it is
How much is the ROI?
Oh, this stuff's going 8 more?
It's going up to 20 cents.
That's why not, right?
I don't even know if they're trying.
Is that our team?
Ah!
I saw them, but I'm too slow.
Oh, no way you let me die.
We're on a one.
Oh, three!
I was
He's so bad
Okay
Anyways, you guys want to see my hop no
This is a few cents I think
Okay
What the fuck was that that was so fucking embarrassing
I'm just glad I didn't lose I guess
I
Where the fire is
You go under there. I didn't even know that
Oh, it's so sure. Oh, he lost
Banana that was so bad
That's a wild crossing
Yeah, and I'm still on the top
I got MVP for some reason
I'm not bottom-fragging anymore guys.
Do you like it that it doesn't like it zooms out or something?
Yeah, I don't like when it zooms out.
I just like it perfectly still.
You're a Dave boy, give to the sub to Bananas, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Extra smoking, man.
I'm pushing one map.
I will peek.
Oh, I was gonna do that.
We're good. We're good.
The chicken! Why didn't he do that?
Oh, there's a banana. Banana. Banana.
Why didn't he kill him? Hmm, interesting.
No.
Throwing fire!
He's hurt.
He's hurt.
I'm throwing a grenade!
Woo!
He's not gonna make a nothing kill!
He's so lucky.
That chicken is so lucky.
Oh
Where are they shooting?
Too much smoke I got caught in it
Wow!
Woooooo!
Oh, there's no...
halftime.
You guys eat.
Whoa!
What?
You twirled while we were playing and we said...
Oh my god.
Is that reality?
We're not going together.
the duality of the gun.
I don't want to try.
I'm gonna flash it. Ready?
What are you doing, son?
one
one
one
one
one
one
Wow guys, my first win of 4th dragon, they have an AFK.
Great, looks like you have a dragon.
It's very earned.
Yeah, that's why it's expensive.
It's the duality.
Wait, it's far down.
I don't know I got cooked fried egg fried egg
I
I was here being pulled by pranksters.
Woo!
Oh, no, I meant to...
I earned this one, guys.
use my paper phase stickers off
I played against a kiwi fruit punch in FZY last game and I lost
I was top-fragging last game and I'm fucking useless
lost a 4v5
I'm 9 and 8
I'll think about what you mean.
But probably not.
Nope, there are bombs down a front.
Just one guy.
You want trade?
Which pistol is the egg?
You're the one I'm for.
Oh shit, it sucks.
I have a green one.
And gun?
I already have this one.
This one is mine.
Go, go, go.
of
the
of
the
of
Yeah, none of them will shit too.
Wow, I won a game!
I can't fucking believe this.
This has never happened before.
No.
crazy chickens massacre 12 look at the colonel crazy okay I think I'm gonna play a few games
of lead before I go offline yo oh thank you for the 10 thank you I think I need a CS break
But I will play more. Thank you all! Thank you, thank you, thank you. CS into League,
Holy Degen. Well, you guys know what this stream is. Oh, there's a fucking update, of course.
Of course. DDR later? I can play some DDR. I need to go check the setup though. Oh,
update hello game the fuck was that
How's the music volume?
Could it be a little louder or is it like...
If y'all say it's good, I just won't mess with it.
Could it be a little louder?
We don't need to hear you assholes
I can't play Jhin.
Don't know if I'm feeling the jinx.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Wait, why is Garen a penguin?
What?
Wait, why is Garen a fucking penguin?
What is this?
I don't understand.
I feel like they're gonna pick Jen again.
Oh, they pick Lucian.
Okay, now pick my ginskin. I have base, high noon, blood moon, SKT, project, dark cosmic,
shanhai scrolls, DWG, Empyrean, soul fighter, cosmic erasure, which is, this is a gotcha
a skin, $200 bullshit skin mythmaker and arcana.
Which I feel like they look the same, dude.
I don't remember what I was supposed to take on them.
Money
Okay
Sub curtice your Sophie Smart Sophie don't lose her. Thanks for 22 months. Thanks Sophie
I really like Lucian, Rami
Yeah, that's a very strong line.
That's climbing this player should start their climb after the reset their visible rank has a cock with their skill
And they're playing graves. Oh, these guys are also the climbing thing
Every person that's climbing off that place graves is fucking scary
you
you
you
you
you
You
That is unfortunate
Oh no...
I think you can kill her. Actually Lucian's probably almost back.
I did not die for content, I'm dog shit.
I'm so dead.
crazy yo the snake fist thanks for the two months prime thank you thanks
snake fist. What am I logging?
She's so low.
Oh, bounce off.
Damn.
Damn, okay.
He's dead, right?
Cool.
We can leave I think yeah
Oh shit my skins
I was just shouting out
One dollar skins!
Oh my god, I'm getting roasted when I first time shatter.
It's true though, they're all like 30 cents.
We didn't get dragged though, that sucks.
Okay, I'll back soon for my shit.
Is she winning chat?
I've never played before.
Uh, kinda.
Oh, we're 7-6.
Or 6-6.
I'm not saying it.
I hate that.
I'm not saying it, I hate that.
I was so afraid till he stopped walking her.
We're 8-6 now, and I'm 4-1.
I never get scores like this in CS
Cuz you're bad at CS so you think I'm good at League
I actually found her too.
That's okay.
Oh my god, everyone's getting the fucking glowing moats.
Even I have one.
Okay, the next I get...
It's kinda like boots, I guess, and then we're gonna work on Collector.
Are you a dead walkin' joyer? People didn't tell me to play it.
I think I just need to play it when I'm back from LA.
Just, just fuck it.
it it's not even fully out yet is it right but I do have the early access I
think Connor eats pants give me a code for it and maybe it's one of my other
friends I don't know
why is our fucking jungler man
I just killed Nami.
EmRuRuRuRuRuRuRuRuRuRuRuRu.
Yo, Glistin IRL.
Thank you for 1 year.
Welcome back.
Yo, Itachi with the 10 gifted subs!
Thank you, Itachi!
Thank you!
Eight.
Eight.
I'm going to get ya.
I got the boots.
I'm gonna get you. I got the boots
Boring friend
Finally I fear I am fragging guys
All right, back to lane.
No punishment showers needed after this?
True.
I'm safe.
Maybe I will be allowed to take a warm bath.
No ice shower.
I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do this.
Damn, my middle-er is shit talking, their middle-er said, you're horrid.
Oh my god.
Damn, my mid laners shit talking their mid laners said you're horrid.
I didn't mean to take that!
Die!
I didn't mean to take that fucking lantern man.
What a fucking grief.
I'm godlike.
Oh, they surrendered.
GG.
Holy pigman!
Pigman!
Oh my god. GG in motion.
Another one. Shall I buy some more crates?
I'm buying them.
to Elise. If you get more interesting games, what could be more interesting than opening
CS cases in a fucking league champ select? How can it possibly get better than that?
Yo, Techno, thank you for the 19 months.
What's the worst that could happen?
I don't know if I've ever played Arcana.
Empyrean.
What do y'all think?
I need a skin.
Oh, high noon is good.
Okay, what what color red white black green blue turquoise purple pink
Oh
Almost got the pain oh
Oh fuck I'm against you Nora. I'm gonna kill myself. I'm gonna kill myself. I'm gonna kill myself
In game I'm not I'm obviously not going to actually do that
I
Picked purple
Oh, please don't be a remake guys
That would be so mad
Those are some terrible trades.
Messi!
Dude I'm missing all the farm! Oh my fucking god!
I'm not sure if this one's a land or if it's a carrot.
She has back!
Oh
That's fucking lame dude is so cringe
Going on a different game and still bad at CS.
How can I be expected to work?
Tell me.
And how do I get to this lane?
Power trick.
I'm just gonna back again.
Okay, somehow I'm not that far behind on CS anymore.
It should be a lot worse and I'm just missing for now
Well, I missed W.
I
Rock is so annoying
I guess that shit's a land.
All right, sick.
This rock is missing now.
Well, there's my flash.
As long as we don't feed this lane, I feel like we're fine.
I should have no annoying lane.
I
Can you do this
I don't know.
We did something!
God
Oh
Good old Gillian
I'm not my best, only two of the games.
And now I'm like 20 CS down.
I am so fucked
oh no I'm so dead I'm so dead
thanks man I appreciate the old
So now I hate one more.
I
Break
on my way. All we can do is drag I guess.
That was some bullshit.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I feel like we lost kind of just the just the feeling that I have I don't know though
Or a dragon, perhaps?
I'm dead.
I'm still dead.
I think we just lost.
their horn beater ass.
I want to win!
Oh shit this is an awful fade, what the fuck was that?
I don't know, bro.
I don't know, bro.
Oh, orn will be one Darius, that's pretty good.
What the?
Ouch!
Ouch.
I hike he can't do shit.
Oh brother.
I do no damage oh my god, he's why is he so fast
I
I got fucking red girls and I can't move!
Winnable?
Winnable?
Winnable?
Nice.
what a bull nice I hate Rengar so much
Oh
It's rockin now
are we doing this or what
We should have some dragon
Oh, I'm so dead
Oh my god, he's so fast. I'm so dead.
Oh my god, no! No! No! No! No!
I'm alive. We didn't get the dragon.
I thought it was fucking over.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I
Calli wants top CS, but I also want top CS. This is kind of awkward
Awkward
Offward.
Yo, it's Ray, thanks for...
He ulted and flashed.
Oh, she's dead too, Bollywood.
That was fun.
which is a lot
your mask
on my face
sheeere
yes
thank god
did i watch
My life is over yo in original kid thank you for the prime
Are you waiting or losing?
You're fucking losing!
I'm so dead. That was a horrible game. We didn't lose the lane that hard but then I've
I don't want to switch and do anything
What am I
What am I
Okay, go again
for the 10 gifted. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thanks, oh
fuck!
fuck!
ooohhh
maybe i'll play jinx this game
Maybe.
Bro, you're right, I should have banned, oh no, is it the same Akali?
Please no.
I'll play Jinx.
I'm gonna go into a shur.
We decreased the chances so you can have fun opening more.
Thanks Gabe!
Thanks Gaven!
Zanbar!
Thanks for 42 months!
I'm trying!
I'm trying!
It's hard!
Last case.
I never get anything.
I have Lux and we're against Jin.
Jin Mundo?
Jinari?
I don't know actually
I
Hi
Come back.
Oh, my hands smell blood.
Holy shit.
I love soap.
Alright, it is Noondogin.
Interesting.
Living in a chatterers paradise.
Living in a chatterers paradise.
That was so bad.
They're spirits.
Thanks.
Oh
If he doesn't die, where are they gone?
Lux your level one, bro!
Thanks for streaming, dude.
Yo, monster, thanks for the 54 months.
Thanks for watching.
Alright.
What a game, yo, Samra, thank you for the gifted sub.
What a game.
What is going on?
What is going on?
Fuck
That was uh that was something
Fuck I don't remember what I think that you go hex second on jinx or first on jinx now
Oh my skins
One dollar in all the screen.
So what?
What?
Yeah, we're cut.
right
Well, I think they can kill them.
Wait, they shut down Jin.
Oh, he got it.
Why, G-Trend!
G-Trend, thanks for the 5 gift, dude!
Thank you!
Thanks, guys!
I'm almost back to 12k again.
Oh, Wax. I'm sorry, bro.
Yay!
I'm so bad!
That's so bad!
Oh my god, Jenna, seven kills.
That's so bad!
That's so bad!
I got to just farm for a while, but we're all losing.
I did not like I was gonna head
I thought I missed for sure.
I'm so dead.
Man, I saved Locke so then she abandoned me!
I mean she can't really do shit, but so.
I'll just jump down.
I'll only kill families.
I'm off losing too.
I support this hate randomly.
Okay.
It happens.
Okay, it's top.
Wait, why did a colleague go top?
Uh, why not get this now?
Man, what a game.
I think we can win though, actually.
At least I'm jinxed this game.
I actually do scale.
It's not copious, we can!
to
Oh
Oh, I'm so dead
I know he's pissed.
It's too bad I didn't get the kill though.
I feel like we could, huh?
I
Deluxe is pinging ball bro. She should not be pinging our jungler not after the shit I've seen her do
I try.
Now, why did she fucking do that?
Oh, where'd he go?
Alright, that's our third, I guess.
Yo, NBC Matt, another 5 gifted, thank you!
Thank you, Matt.
Let's go, I gotta go.
And one more drag for a soul.
That would be great.
I'm going to go IE Black Swisperer, I think.
Wow, I just can't fucking move.
Crazy.
Oh, if she had ult, that would have been so good.
Crazy.
Oh, if she had ult, that would have been so good.
I mean, it wasn't gonna die anyway, but that kind of sucks.
This is huge for us and then Drake's uh, wait two minutes.
Huge.
Bro, what the hell are they doing?
As long as I don't die, that's really good.
Bro, what the hell are they doing?
As long as I don't die, that's really good.
Oh my god
I should have seen that coming
You just need one more drag!
Oh nice.
Fuck.
She almost dropped her off on me.
That was greedy.
Uh-oh.
Nice.
Well, I almost have IE once I have that all, if I want it to be useful.
need to farm
Alright, I guess I'll have it.
Okay, now I can help, kinda.
Oh, walks.
You are silly, Goose.
I don't know if I want to help him.
Oh, fuck, Baron's up too.
Oh, huge!
I
Think illness
I have a net we just get an extra egg
I was late I don't know if that was worth my
flash so I need money
I
Just falling off
No!
I don't know, we might have lost.
I mean, they won't have any minions, we're probably okay.
Yeah, we don't have any minions.
Do I have Bloodthirster or GA?
I can't really afford.
man yeah I think I'll get to the A
Well, that way won't be three of them.
Won't be two, I don't know.
I'm so angry!
Oh, she fucked up
Guys
What the hell I feel like they just like weren't trying to peel me I mean I was in a horrible spot, but
There's like, oh shit, she's dead.
Gotta go.
Oh, there's a Collie even there.
Yo, Ghostface, thank you for the five, thank you.
Thank you, Ghostface.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh, we got the red head.
Oh, nice pull.
Oh nice pull.
Nice.
Huge.
Huge.
Okay we get soul.
Yeah!
Yeah, roamers thanks for the 8 bucks.
It's a lot thanks to the Raid, you know what I'm saying.
True! True!
I'm gonna run for 30 seconds.
All right, cool, we have soul and baron now.
Oh
That's really bad my bad guys
And that must be like max range charm or something I don't think I was gonna
Sorry guys.
I
Even need me
I killed her think you're dead a while wait. Oh shit. What the hell?
Holy shit
Wow what a game
Crazy crazy crazy
Insane I'm gonna do one more one more
Yo, what the heck, Hat Trick! Thank you for the 25 gifted Hat Trick 047, thank you! Thank
you, thank you, thank you! Wow, thank you so much! A win and 25 gifts, um, lucky me! Thank
you so much! Thank you, thank you, Hat Trick kept their word, or did they say they'd gift
if I won. I won! Thank you. Can't believe it. I did it.
Should I play Jinx again? I'm gonna go around and go fuck that game I played
general air you deserve a bath for an immortal
yes no no i shower thank you i've earned a
a bath instead of an ice shower for any game.
Yeah, I can do a couple games at DDRN.
Johnny! What the heck, thank you for another 10! Thank you so much! Thanks, Johnny! Thank
you, thank you, thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you, W Johnny! W, W, is it a quirky
bot? I guess it must be! Yo! Oh, thank you for the 5! Thank you! Thanks, oh! Thank you,
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
I don't really care what they play.
I'm gonna play the gotcha Jinx skin.
200 dollars skin.
Nail, mail, mail, mail, mail.
Nail, mail, mail, mail.
No, Para gone.
Thanks, Para gone.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Pera gone.
And close to 12k!
Yo Jam Sunday, thanks for the 6 months!
What?
Atachi!
Thank you for the 10 again!
Thanks Atachi!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Yeah, I'll play at least a couple games of DDR after this one.
It's a quick one.
It's a little bit eepy.
Meowlybat, thanks for the two months.
Thank you, thank you, then.
Pity subs for CS wins.
Hey, I won one game.
It was good enough, right?
Wait, Bloodborne's getting a movie adaptation
of Jack Sceptic, I was producing it.
Really?
Is this real?
R-rated animated Bloodborne?
Are you sure this has 1K likes?
Or did this, like, just come out?
Is this a...
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Is it real? That's Cinemacon just now?
Really?
I mean, if it's real, that's cool.
I'm just a little bit skeptical.
I don't wanna get excited, you know?
There's an LR in Ruby too with Jack Black.
Okay, I don't believe that.
Wow, Matt, thank you for the 20!
Thank you, FBC Matt!
Oh my goodness, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Wowee, thank you so much.
Jack really loves Bloodborne.
Maybe then.
Thank you, FBC Matt.
Thank you, Itachi, Paragon.
Johnny, thank you guys
Jack black is the ring Jack black is the playing the Elden ring. Oh my god
It makes perfect sense
Holy shit, you know Josh for you. Thank you for the 25. Oh
My god, so crazy. Thank you Josh. Hi Josh. Hope you've been well
We will also be animated.
I don't know.
Thank you Josh!
Braumhider.
I don't know who's telling the truth.
I'm probably taking tomorrow off. I originally was going to stream tomorrow, but I think I might need to do some stuff
Right on LA. I think I might just use tomorrow to go see the Mario Galaxy movie later tonight
Feel like I might as well right? I'm not streaming
I'll let you guys know if it's actually mid because I've been hearing rumors of its midness
I mean, it's been out for a bit.
I would think most people who care about seeing it have probably already seen it, right?
I was in Florida, so I couldn't see it on release.
Uh, similar as Silas.
I like that this jink skin has like the Damba thing.
When you change the skin.
It's three skins in one.
I'm just trying to justify me spending $200 to get it.
I don't know if that can also be powder.
They need a ton of us in old movies, is anyone another reboot?
Oh yeah, there are, wait there are aren't there, but none of them are super good, right?
From what I remember hearing.
I was never really into the Resident Evil franchise until um, y'all bullied me into
playing them, just kidding.
I'm definitely not a diehard fan or anything, but I do enjoy the characters now.
I'm not really focusing the bomb, but I guess he's trying to give him Pyke the Hurst.
Wow.
Porky hurts.
Oh, we both think they were like, Jesus, that was crazy.
Ridiculous.
Why is everyone adding Scoogies?
This is a don't check her bio situation.
Nice.
I don't want to stay for this wave.
I'm greedy!
I
Thought held wrongs mid
Oh, level five dives.
Yeah, this lane is way easier this time, thank god.
Last lane was fucking miserable.
Not a good time.
I wanted to kill...
I need like 4 or more?
Oh
No, that is so sad
Whoa, I'm out of here
Bye bye.
Holy shit, that was crazy.
Thank god for Jigs Passive.
I'm gonna wait.
I'll wait for my item, I guess.
We're winning, kind of, sort of, barely.
I'm lagging, what the fuck?
I have 700 ping!
Oh my god, why is this happening?
Oh, what the fuck?
I was spamming D.Va's at home and didn't go high, I have a thousand.
Hello?
I think it's going down.
God.
God.
So annoying.
I think if I was a lag, we would have won that fight.
I don't know if you guys can even see, but the people on their team that lived early lived.
Tragic.
I'm lagging again already bad, I'm still lagging again, I'm okay, I'm still.
I ain't no way.
shield. Yeah I guess when I start fighting Spectrum you can't handle it. It's like nope.
Okay.
Yooo!
What the heck?
What the heck?
Ghostface?
25 death subs!
Thank you!
What the heck?
So many today.
Thank you!
Thank you, Ghostface.
Thank you so, so, so, so, so much.
Thank you.
Thank you Ghostface, thank you, thank you for your kindness and generosity, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh my goodness, so many, so many give subs.
Pity subs!
But I've been winning, I mean not in CS, but I've been winning most of my League games.
What, what, what do I need pity for?
Thank you Ghostface, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh, I forgot that I'm supposed to be bot lane.
I'm my way.
Ready for playing league!
Wow.
I mean, he's too low to do anything now, I guess.
Where's our jungler?
Wooo, let's go pike!
I thought I was lagging again.
I think I'm fine.
Oh man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man,
I'm pretty strong, pity sub, wow that's crazy.
You guys feel that bad for me, huh?
I'm bad, sad and pathetic.
I got this buff.
Whoa, Ghostface! Thanks for another 10!
What the heck? Thank you, Ghostface! Thank you, thinking they'd
have to even place Premiere today. I won one game, so no!
I did not place. Thank you, Ghostface!
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Very smoky.
Ghostface is very scary.
Oh my god, she fucking whooped my ass!
I really thought.
Oh, my bad.
This is Salawi things, I guess.
Oh, Lord.
Milford, thanks for the five.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, guys.
I don't know, I just...
They're not really pity-summed, are they?
Thank you, Milford!
Thank you, thank you.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Hi, sir.
Hello.
Hello.
Whoa, a tempered lion!
Thank you for the 20!
Thanks, tempered lion!
Is the back at 12k?
Thank you temper lion. I think we are back at 12 K cells. Wow. Hey, you can do a lot. Well
Thank you temper lion. Thank you. No for thinking go space. Thank you Josh. Thank you Matt
Did you talk to Paragon? Oh
Oh, I'm gonna get this.
I'm gonna get this.
That was good.
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whoa! Good!
Ghostface! Thank you for another 10.
Thank you!
Thanks, Ghostface! Thank you, thank you, thank you.
It means the viewers love League.
I don't think you should say that.
say bad people like that I don't I don't I mean I feel like at least just like the
chill time you know I don't know people really like me
thank you go space
Oh, fuck, oh, I'm just gonna... sell that.
That's way more important.
There's music in colors and there are gunshots 24-7.
So sounds like basically anything but CS.
Exactly.
Oh shit, I'm so dead.
Where am I?
Ah!
Alright, that was really messy. I actually don't know how we lost that.
Oh shit.
She saw it even with me, griefing.
Oh she almost got me.
She almost got me bro.
Oh god.
Yo G-tref!
Thank you for the 5!
Thank you!
Yay!
Thank you G-tref!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I think I can do it all just run away with my passive let's go
No!
Nice, nice, nice.
That's one.
BT? I guess.
This is a furry skin?
Bear a lie, it is.
How did those guys live?
Wow!
Goodness...
Well, I had Ghostface with another Five Gifted.
Thank you.
Thanks, Ghostface!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thank you, thank you.
Home from Shift and Steve, we're back on League.
As in H, disappointed!
Chud, disappointed!
I'm sorry.
I never learned to improve myself.
ever ever ever thank you go space
Oh, dragon, a minute?
Sorry that was loud, people were probably asleep.
Thanks for 46 months!
That's right!
That's right!
That's true!
And match high 5, thanks for 22 months!
Thank you!
Oh my god, my health bar.
AHH!
AHH!
I have barrier, fuck.
I got fucking tentacle slaps!
Okay, well, I'll do GA next, it's okay.
Oh, they got this. They got this easy.
Oh, nevermind. I was wrong.
What are you doing this?
I'm on my way.
one pick and then we baron maybe
Maybe.
Ha ha!
I'm scared of the tentacles.
Woo!
They thought they could get me.
My fucking bloodthirsts are saved my ass so hard, crazy.
Oh
Louise classic
We're all fucked! I hate Braum Shield dude! I was like okay I'm just gonna switch to Corky
or whatever. Well we got both our turrets I guess, it's worth it. Whatever dude.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm gonna try to swap it now people people people people
So, I'll just play a couple before bed.
I really need to figure out a way to make this, like,
What's the scuff transition?
Hello?
Let me...
Where is Chattery?
No, I cannot see you guys.
Hello, hello?
Hi.
Hello?
There.
There.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
M ее, meow, meow, meow.
Yup, the kitty's are here, okay.
Alright, I'm bootin' it up.
Oh, the Galatina song.
Wait, let me try to install that real quick.
It should take like five seconds.
Yeah, so apparently someone, uh, made some maps.
One second.
Meow meow meow meow meow.
Okay, I don't know how these will be because some custom maps are just like way too fucking
hard.
Okay, I don't know how these will be because some custom maps are just like way too fucking hard.
In fact, someone made a CS map and someone made a Nugenix map.
Alright, that makes the same person make both.
I am installing them.
I
Hopefully everything's good. All right
Oh.
Oh no.
Okay, I'm just gonna play a few. Just a few.
And then I go to bed.
I'll play the next one first.
She's going on hard, right?
What the hell?
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm gonna keep my pants away too long.
They're fucking me up.
Whoa, that was actually a good map.
It wasn't too far, but I thought it was all made.
I appreciate that out of background too.
Here's the CS1.
Is this it?
I don't know what's in that since this is a straight.
I'm going to roll my pants up a little.
I can see this one probably harder.
That was the same rating though, this was 9.
What the...
Oh
That was a hard one!
I wasn't that bad, but I'm tired.
I did it.
One more!
Come on, go to bed!
I don't think I have the energy to solve all of our problems.
Oh
I hate all the freezes.
I really hate all the freezes I get every night.
I missed four notes!
I missed four!
Okay, I'm going back to my PC.
Yeah
Yo, not a mistake for the gifted Dredgen Doach, thanks for the
13 Wolfpack dragon thinks the seven gifted jammy jam toy five months
Be sleepy 13 was tier three. Oh god. I'm out of breath. Okay. Well, um
That's it for me today. I think I'm gonna take tomorrow off to get some stuff done
Before I have to go to LA but I will be live on Wednesday
Because I have a sponsored cosplan Wednesday and
And Thursday is the first day of Master Baker, so I'll be live every day from Thursday to Sunday.
And yeah, it'll be cool.
Alright, well thank you guys for watching. If you didn't forget to follow the stream.
Thank you guys for all the subs and stuff.
And uh, yeah! Hope you guys have a good night! Alright, goodnight guys! Bye bye!
Good night! Bye bye!
I'm so tired dude. I'm so tired. I'm gonna go take a bath goodbye
You know we on a mission all that's no way breaking out of this
I'm breaking out of this stage
Gotta catch you, get it now
Rock that, get it now
Don't know if I'm right or wrong
You can't run now
Yes, we're gonna go home, yeah
I'm talking about what I used to do
I'm ready
to dance
I'm a
crazy
crazy
crazy
crazy
crazy
crazy
crazy
crazy
crazy
crazy
crazy
I'm already, I ain't done my best, I'm on my way
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