Emiru
GOOD MORNING !! โญ๐ SHORT STREAM โญ๐ HANGING OUT + MAID COSPLAY + REACTS + GAMING โญ๐ MASTER BAKER STARTS TOMORROW!! โญ๐ @EMIRU247
04-15-2026 ยท 4h 25m
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He's playing over your head
Do you ever make you cry?
Do you ever make you cry?
Do you know what I'm saying?
We're all in this all together
Rubbed and severed bodies
You don't know how long it's there
To picture
In which side it must be
I'll get some steamy weapons to love
But I've got an idea
I'll seek your tools to hurt your nation
You've got scottish
I'll look for some other way
The one I'm on the hook, let it go, let it go, let it go
Let the people get together, let it go, let it go
Let the people get together, let it go, let it go
Let it go, let it go, let it go
Let it go, let it go, let it go
I can't tell, it's not when you'd be too much stuff
I think it's when I'm looking for help
You've been in a time now
And the sun went by the giant in the ground
You should hear when you knock it out
Well, it's just us, morning calls
Who can't wait to get down?
It's where we're only being honest
The only place for no silence
Is our own nature's freedom
And how do we relate to the sound?
So be careful, it's true
Whatever it is
I'm starting to suspect
But I'm gonna turn you into the one
Who can't say it all
We're still friends, yeah, I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind.
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running in circles trying to escape from this thing that I feel everything seems clear like the end is near in the rear
I can see the beast sitting close surrounded by dopes in the clouds the smoke reeks of Belgium
I don't want to fail but I'm still well sleep straight to hell so I'm jumping trap doors on the floor before they draw me
focus on the long and the right right before me walls keep spinning and my path keeps burning
patients spinning and my caps keep burning out of thin air burning
suddenly I'm burning maybe I finally reached the point and no return it
I feel like I'm never gonna get out. I'm trapped.
The hardy my ex-girls chasing me
In front of me my ex-girls facing me
Awaiting me the lights in my sight
But that year gone, the enemy lines up behind
I don't feel the fatigue, but I'm flying to shine
But the world winds up around every line
Got to find a new place to hide for the night
Well, I got for a steak while I stride, I stride
Everybody's watching me, I'm blind to get out
In the glass, my breath is high in the mouth
I'm trapped.
I'm trapped.
I'm trapped.
I'm trapped.
I'm trapped.
I'm still here.
I'm here to make this world a better place.
I'm trapped.
I'm trapped.
I'm trapped.
I'm trapped.
I'm trapped.
I'm trapped.
That's the only thing you do for the day when you're sitting there even trying to play a game.
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So prior Mario and Mario 7, who knew he can become a thank you guys for me doing something so well.
Hello.
Guys, I'm flying to- Ow!
I'm flying to LA tonight.
I'm still flying.
Hello.
Oh, hello.
She fucking grabbed that shit.
ouchie ouchie ouchie ouchie ouchie
Oh, thank you for the five, thank you!
Hello!
Player 1 not ready, thanks for the 15 months.
I'm wearing a cosplay today.
It's a sponsored cosplay, it was a gift from the company.
But I didn't want to change into a later summer story now.
Yeah.
It's just, it's just I made it something crazy.
Hello, my guys. Hello. It's not a Greg, it's Cosboy! What the heck? Hello guys, hello.
Yeah, it's a- it's a new gotcha game called M-Mongrel Star Dive. Yeah, fire rescue thing
for the bit! Thank you! Thank you, we're doing great. Oh my gosh, yeah, I was up
real early and I get everything ready and packing. I am all packed though, so my
plan is I'm literally gonna end stream rip my wig off and go straight to the
airport because tomorrow the the baking reality show thing starts and it's a
it's cutie show I'm doing it with Emily Belcray rage super TF and Austin
since you are made today is it time for a clean stream my room is perfectly clean
What do you think? Thank you, uh, uh, I- I- K-boy, thank you, thank you.
And Whirling, thank you for the gift, thank you.
Um, did I learn how to bake? No, so, I told you guys how I was thinking about at least researching proper, uh, baking ratios.
And then everyone was like, oh, you can't do that, it's cheating.
And I was like, fuck you guys, it's not cheating. Well, I didn't do it anyway, so, um, yeah.
Yeah, Geometric Rooster, thanks for subbing.
Thank you, Taco King, thanks for the gift and the work.
Thanks for five months.
So, what's the difference between baking soda
and baking powder?
Baking soda and baking powder.
So one's a powder and one is kind of a powder,
but not as much.
Many streamer-editized it at CD-Link.
Thank you red red. Thanks for 21 months modern gentlemen 95 months
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I ate like probably that much of it I was like god fucking damn bra used to be able to devour
shit what the hell happened to the camios yeah the camios were so good star foxes in
for a long time. Mr. Game and Watch, Rob, it was very cool. Avatar Wash Party on. I did
hear about that. I feel really bad for them. I didn't go look at anything about it, but
I did hear what happened to the Avatar movie. It was so, so sad. Feels bad for them.
Yo, Mary, Mydra, thank you for the 20 months that you've made me smile.
Are we gonna watch the teaser for Godzilla minus another Godzilla movie? Oh my gosh.
What the heck?
I feel like they're gonna make another Mario movie too.
They never showed Daisy or anything.
The Northern Lions Supercruise almost sold out just way from hours that they've gone on sale.
I
Am a little what is this?
Yo blue Mozilla, thank you for the two months. Thank you. Oh my god, Jane. Dang. Thank you for the five gifts. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you and trigger. Thanks for 45
Did any of y'all buy tickets for the northern lion super cruise
And
Then okay, that's great. That's wonderful. Are you guys at people been calling?
Wow, so it's really and it went on sale like yesterday didn't it?
That's incredible, so will I be able to get to meet the Northern Lion?
Yeah.
Yes.
Wow.
That's incredible.
And Squeaks too, right?
When I be able to get Squeaks?
Yes.
That's like, so like, OK.
Dude, I need Emily.
I need extra Emily to buy tickets for the cruise
and sneakily IRL stream the whole thing.
I just, I need to get the inside scoop.
I need to see the Northern Lion Super Cruise.
I need to know.
Oh, here's the Godzilla teaser.
Okay, well, we'll watch this, we'll watch this.
Gee, kids!
Wait, is this?
Is their operation fails?
Our house of volume is a too loud.
Maybe we'll find the buttons.
Board third drop, repeat.
Board third drop.
A new threat.
An iPad, just like me!
What the fuck?
Holy shit!
This was crazy!
J-minus 0.
Is that it?
Oh my god, such a short teaser.
Oh my god, no!
Not the Statue of Liberty!
He's in North America too!
Oh my god, this is crazy.
He went to New York, I can't believe it.
Holy shit, no way.
Holy shit, no way!
Oh my god.
Can you please beat Onapixel's record for most 67s, Link?
What is this?
Wait, I think I saw this actually.
Come on, come on! Free again! Free again!
Come on, come on! Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up!
Come on!
Come on!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Ain't below the Polish guy!
Ain't below the Polish guy!
Come on, come on!
What the hell?
Your Sans is not saying so
32 months. What is this?
What is this?
We're going backwards, yeah, I don't even know what to say, what is it?
That's Trace.
I don't know if I'm brainwrotted enough to do this.
Catholic holy days.
Motherfucker.
Donkeys.
Feasts of Jesus Christ.
I'm supposed to know everything that's Motherfucker ate just because he's famous.
January observance.
There's a holiday of January that's not New Year's.
I have no idea, man.
Shrove Tuesday.
Is it Wednesday?
Shrove Tuesday?
Feast.
Feast!
Oh my god.
Yeah!
I didn't know he was freaky like that, man!
He's got a ass!
That's awesome!
What?
On January the 14th, I'm not even fucking with you.
It's my wife's birthday.
Ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Oh shit!
Ha ha!
Oh my god, he's freaky
Hey.
Okay.
Okay.
Great face.
Ah.
Whoa, what did I do it?
This is so brave right here!
No I feel like it's gonna be so bad!
Just let it die guys!
Just let it die!
How does Russell have two?
Dude I can't do it in the main cosplay bro!
I can't have a clip of me in the main cosplay doing it!
Where's Russell have to oh my fucking god
even gracing bro how is dude I need a
a different channel.
I don't guys, I really don't want to do this guys.
Look, I've had a long week.
I came back from Florida.
I streamed almost every day.
I'm flying to LA tonight.
I don't have time for these things.
It's America!
Who's filming this?
Is this real?
It's real?
What the heck?
It'll be so cool.
It looks legit.
How he knows not AI?
I don't trust anything anymore.
Basic potato things for the 7 months.
Anyone watch the new Invincible episode?
Eyes emoji.
I have not watched it yet.
I still haven't caught up on the new season at all.
That's one, that's two, that's three.
You beat through it again.
That's one, that's two.
That's three, that's four.
What the fuck is he doing?
What the heck? Yo! Anonymous! Thank you for the 100 gifted! Holy shit!
Thank you, Anonymous! Wow, so kind! And Brandon Warking, thank you for the prime. What the heck?
Thank you, Anonymous! Oh my goodness, thank you so much. Yeah, a big one, Hondo. Thank you,
Anonymous! Thank you, thank you, thank you. Who did that? Expose yourself. That deserves it,
bro I can't like I don't want it no I can't believe I get to say the words
that are gonna come out of my mouth and a lot of you have probably seen the news
already but I get to produce an R rated blood-borne animated feature film
he's actually doing it sure I get all the words I don't want to miss any of
this up. But how insane is that? That is literally a dream come true. It's the biggest thing that I've
ever been able to announce as part of my YouTube channel. As part of my... Not a competitive gamer
after all. I'm not gonna fall for those people with peer pressure. A couple of years ago, like
thank Ms. 2024, somebody asked me what I wanted to have in the background. And I said that
there was something I was talking, I was working on that I couldn't talk about yet,
But if it went ahead, it was going to be the biggest thing of my career.
It was the most excited for a project I had ever been based on anything that I've done prior.
And this is it!
This is literally the dream project that I've always wanted to be able to work on.
And I never thought that it would actually happen.
I live and breathe from software games.
But Bloodborne specifically is my top tier highest echelon of game.
I have a tattoo of the Hunter's Mark on my body.
I have giant statues of the Hunter and Eileen behind me.
I have a tiny lamp of the messengers behind me because I absolutely adore this franchise.
I, oh, Bloodborne is like the thing that I wake up and play video games for.
It is the top of the top.
It's the most exciting thing ever to be able to announce this
and to sit back and know something about it and just kind of like sit there
and grin and bear it until you're allowed to announce anything about it.
Hopefully it's good.
Other people talk about Bloodborne in the background and just be like,
oh man, I know something but I'm not allowed to tell you anything about this.
So to have that come out now is just it's the honor of my life to be able to say
something about this to be related to anything blood-borne is just the
thing that I'm producing. What are you producing the CS case opening movie? I've done a lot of cool stuff in my career as a YouTuber but this I think just
takes the cake. This is the coolest thing that I've ever been able to announce that I'm
powered off. So to talk a little bit about it, as much as I'm allowed to, it's hot off the presses and I'm not allowed to say much about the project.
Oh, it's a question, yeah. Will the Bloodborne movie be in three frames? Thank you, free
guys. I mean, I think animation's a little bit.
But yesterday at CinemaCon, so many pictures got up and talked about their slate of things
that are coming out like Spider-Man, and they showed off Resident Evil, which sounds incredible
and I'm a huge fan of Zack Greger, so I'm very excited about that. But they also
announced the Bloodborne animated feature in the middle of that as well and it happened
at like 4 a.m. my time and I was sitting there just I went to bed at 6 a.m. last night and
I just I was so giddy I couldn't do anything I was literally like shaking and for like four
hours leading up to it my heart was pounding. It's forcing people that have been making
stuff online for a long time get to branch out to new stuff and still be excited
about it. Very cool. Does he say when it's gonna come out? I mean probably not for a long time right?
Yeah probably not a long time. But I will be there when it comes out. The next movie I'm excited
to watch is the Back Room's movie but that doesn't come out till the end of May. So tomorrow!
It comes out tomorrow!
On God!
On God, for all!
What? What?
What? I don't even know what color this is.
Thank you for the five bucks. Thank you.
Oh, and freak ice, thanks for 29 months.
Alright, let's do some reacts
before I do my sponsor.
Oh wait, maybe I should watch the tip to tip first
just to make sure I have enough time for that one.
Since I have limited time today, unfortunately.
How I scam Mr. Beast again.
I gotta make sure to get to the airport because if I miss this flight, I'm fucked because
the call time is like 11am for a master baby.
and how to an airport, which is maybe a little bigger
than the walk in my airport.
Oh, the walk in that one, not a couple restaurants.
They did have some decent food, yeah.
But anyway, we're headed to Beijing
because we get to go down Beijing.
I guess we're just kind of walking.
I don't think you have a gate, hold up.
It is gate one.
Oh, is it?
Oh.
I guess there's like one flight.
Wait, so this is not Beijing,
they're flying to Beijing, right?
I'm using my phone to use Google Maps.
Alright, I'm excited to see what it looks like from above.
I missed the last episode where they failed, no they made it.
They fucking locked in on the last day
This guy is like you want a cab?
Thanks for 17 months
Zylo-Chanji, Megorang
Hi, I'm Megorang
Have a good day and have a safe flight
Thank you
China
Oh, okay
East Chinese
Oh, nice car
East Chinese and China
Beautiful car
No way
All right, we're trying to make a 249 train, it's 209
It's a little under 30 minutes to get there so we just get 10 minutes to get our tickets and get on the train.
Are you going on the train?
No! I will change!
What do you think I am some kind of freak?
This goes out in nature.
In a made costume.
Beijing.
Beijing.
We're going to...
Motor Show.
Well I'm not!
We're going to Guangzhou.
You speak very well.
Now we fly home back to make one
For you guys
Delicious cigarettes
Oh my god, he's like it in the car. I guess that's what they
Last time I saw someone smoking a cigarette
I don't have any friends that smoke
Ah, Shishini, Shishini.
I've not paid him yet. Transaction failure. Okay. I might have paid him 500 Yuan.
Okay, there we go. And it's successful. Yeah. I paid him 300 Yuan.
That what?
Yeah. That's a fun treat for him. Okay.
Whoa, they're in the city!
15 minutes from train leave. Let's see if we can pull it off.
There's a universe. I don't think we can buy it.
yeah okay so we missed it well they missed it we couldn't even get on it
so we're gonna grab a good bite to eat let's go eat some authentic American
cuisine
McDonald's again!
they didn't record any of it!
oh my god
I can't believe this
I'm pissed off
you don't think he's gonna fuck your butt?
Yeah straight to McDonald's as soon as I'm in the city. What the heck?
I'm so scared. You're so crazy.
I'm sorry.
Okay. Well, we got ambitious. We're trying to catch another train.
We missed it. We're going to the other train station, which is a 20 minute drive.
Should we have to hail another cab?
Actually, I still have one right up there.
It should be easy here.
Okay, I'll stop.
Wow.
Okay, we're at the right train station.
And we have a ticket.
Dude, someone's door-dashing through the train station.
It's for one T.
Gordash and one T to the train station.
Oh my god.
I'm getting eaten alive in here.
Oh, we're gonna have to go to the tickets again, huh? Oh, right over there. Yeah, yeah, I think we have to go to the service
center. We need to be service.
We know you're an expert in vapes and siggies.
Ooh, you should get the kind that, um, impermanent.
kind that smell really bad and make people cough around you and not want to
be around you okay people repellent I can't I think we're
70 there's 786 okay there's cherry flavored cigarette really
I
Got us some snackies. Yeah, I
Have tried a flavored date before and I was like oh Jesus
It's like yeah, it's not like
unpleasant, but why would you?
Get yourself addicted to this and spend thousands of dollars on it
Like you could just I don't know
You need to be scoffing at me.
Okay, gotcha girl!
Bro!
This is two hours and a half.
Vaping is way worse than spending money in a gotcha game!
Way worse!
I figured.
Way, way worse.
Ah, is it?
Is it?
Yes!
Yeah, it is!
It's way worse!
It is! It's way worse!
Way, way, way, way worse.
Debatable? Okay, let's debate. Is it worse to spend $1,000
in a gacha game or $1,000 on vapes and vape juice
that you smoke in public?
Discuss.
We can say both are bad, but which one is worse?
Gotcha!
Okay, so we have jerked beef.
Okay.
Yeah, crap, it's gonna burn.
Meekieek is like tomato jelly.
Yeah, she quits.
We got fucking tomatoes for it.
Shred fruits.
Ooh.
Lemkins.
We got a little snack box.
Milk biscuit.
Okay, I wanted to take this time.
We had a list of stuff we wanted to look up about China.
Yeah, okay, I've already looked up what are the benefits of liquid natural gas. It's usually cheaper
It's liquid natural gas engines are way quieter by like 90%
I think most important the particulate matter is almost non-existent for the exhausts
You don't get like big black billowing smoke, which way we don't see any of that. Yeah, pollutes way less
It pollutes way less in a lot of ways, and it's more kind of dangerous
The Lagoon after death is a little more dangerous. Oh, Judea give me every definition
Oh
They finally have their phones. I didn't think about that. They didn't have access to the internet for a while
Like two weeks and store together one shop, which now means
Judea nine o'clock
Maybe that's why in the
That one, pharmacies, she gave me alcohol,
wipes or alcohol spray.
Because she got a G.
That's not good.
Old spot, nine shops.
What's our elevation?
Oh, what's my elevation right now?
Oh, is the middle of China just a big plateau?
No.
Yeah.
We are about 4,000 feet in elevation.
Right now?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
I wonder what our highest elevation was.
Elevation map of China.
Well, maybe here was the section where we were in.
I think the, that as high as we were was like, 2 to 3,000.
Yeah, it's actually not that high.
That's meters.
I don't know how many.
6 to 9,000 feet.
Oh, it's really high.
Like we were kind of 6,000 feet up for a lot of it.
Like that middle bit, huh?
map of the 207 in China horse shit wow horse shit absolutely normalize is
check it out you'll be well they got lost how that is the road for what it
seems like what that's tea that's clocking tea
Oh my god, what is that?
No, what is TORM CLAP?
Okay, at least you can't see it's a little worm nub.
TORM CLAP.
No, it's pretty good.
It's good.
I like it.
I like it so much.
Yeah, it's another Polly Bang.
It's cute.
It's cute.
I will admit it's cute.
You know three of us people died
Look the money. Yeah, it's just a shower traffic
300
I thought there might be a list. He's so crusty
Oh, yeah
That's coming people died building a great wall. It's a skull emoji hundreds of thousands possibly a million
I said it was good
Not keeping people out but slowing them down and alerting people that they're in mating right that I sense
But, yeah, they would just keep going through most successful dynasty.
Hot dynasty.
They started this hell grow.
They started the Great Wall 220 BC.
That's weird.
That was a long ass time ago.
I have a bad sense of like historical events happening at the same time when they were
very long ago.
Yeah.
It's crazy they invented gunpowder, but they were a weaker military.
I hate thinking about how many humans have lived in history that no one even remembers.
And some day that'll be all of us literally all of us
Some powder
It's like it was found out when they were trying to find like
Maybe they should try to find the elixir of life or fucking
And then just some shit blew up
Oh wait it passed me gold there was like fucking shit that was crazy
I'm gonna watch a YouTube video about this
So while Michael looks at some videos I'm gonna look through the train and tell you guys about it
It's a 3v3 tagfighter. The full game releases on April 30th, so you guys should go check it out by clicking the link in the description.
Please click it, please click it. Okay, okay, goodbye.
Dude, so much about the bombs. I learned that they invaded as low as Inon.
Which was fucking Inon so they could kill over the Song Dynasty. So low. So they could wipe.
So that they have another vector of attack against the Song Dynasty, which was like the last bit.
I think they controlled Korea at least like they didn't take it over but they're like subordinates of the longs and now
They're like somehow they have two ways to protect us. Now we're just learning China facts like the last huge chunk of China
Yeah, dark teeth. Thanks for the six months.
We're a very strong empire, so they're...
I have no idea. I'm not that bad.
I know.
Okay, back to this.
Naph and phone time.
Ooooooh!
We're gonna go eat Peking duck.
Phone rotting must have hit so hard after two and a half weeks.
It was awesome.
Yo, Ghostface!
Thank you for the 10 gifted!
Thank you, Ghostface!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, hello!
Hello, hello, thank you, I appreciate it.
I think F1 on my phone reached it up.
Yeah.
You're not tired?
It's fucking daytime.
Only thing, I forgot they're peeking up the thing.
Yeah, we're gonna go get Beijing Khao Ya.
So my name is Pussy Me?
Lily said she laughed because when you say like B-Hambel, it means I don't
Pussy pussy dude or like something vagina. No, I don't know. That was she doesn't understand a Beijing guy
Wait, was he not trying to say pussy burger the whole time? I thought he was doing it on purpose
What was he trying to say then? I
Feel well. He was definitely trying to say it on purpose, right?
No, was he trying to say then I assume he was doing it
beef burger oh
Oh!
Hamburger and beef burger.
Oh!
So I thought he was doing it on purpose the whole time.
It's like you say beef in Beijing, it's a Beijing dialect.
Nothing to what I'm saying is now they're gonna find me
understanding because I'm not in Beijing.
Oh!
So they're getting beef and everywhere else
the world is busy.
I guess.
Everywhere else in China.
Oh, no, that's bad.
I guess my college days are back.
Oh, shit, I think we're here.
Dude, do you think these yell?
I know.
But it's not real.
What is Chinese equivalent to yell?
Jianping.
This is a theory of a fine gentleman.
Look at that fucking Beijing Cali.
There's no food stuff in this episode, I'm gonna be so mad.
Yo, bully, thanks for 28 months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Hello, thanks so much.
I can't even, I came in here with it loaded and all,
I can't shoot it, it's not true.
You have to just do the all, and then say,
and now we are flying back home.
Or maybe calling.
I'm sure we can't all, because we're not riding motorcycles to...
Excuse me.
I wanna hit you.
You wanna strike me?
You're a woman.
She's an angel.
Hm.
OK.
They told them to take the road.
They thought they were on a motorcycle.
They finished their motorcycle journey.
They're just visiting Beijing now.
It seems.
They finished the route yeah.
They need it.
No for the room.
A boba?
Yong Xiaodu.
Xiaodu.
Open that door.
Open that door.
Xiaodu.
Xiaodu, Xiaodu.
Xiaodu, Xiaodu.
Nihao.
What's a boba in Chinese?
A boba?
They're like a peeking duck.
If you need anything, please call me on the phone.
Oh, when I hear that, I'm going to go to the hospital.
I'm going to the hospital.
I'm going to the hospital.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, I got the memo.
What the fuck?
I want Ding Wei.
Do you think it should be Dian?
No, Ding is to reserve.
Yeah, so we're trying to just call ahead to make sure that we go to this place we can eat there.
Yeah, you think maybe we don't ask for reservation? We just like ask availability. Yeah, 100% because we're just gonna go. Yo,
Wazy, I can't wait for the peaking duck footage.
I have cheese tables. I can't wait.
Long Foo Jane. Yeah, oh, it's in there. It's 40 minutes away.
Fuck, Jesus.
It's number two, bro.
Number two what?
Number two in the pecking duck top 100 pecking duck.
It's number two in the like in the war in China.
It's number 11 restaurants in Beijing.
Oh, sorry, it's number one fucking pecking duck.
Dude, no way they have spots here.
Number one pecking duck?
Yeah, for sure.
You ready?
Let me pull up my script.
Oh, Ni Hao.
Shen Zai You Wei Xi Ma.
Du Wei.
You Ou Da.
Oh, they understood and they have spots.
Okay
Okay, woman choose I need a son team
You just show her
Okay, okay, so here how the house is going so well
Peking duck is a 24-hour preparation. Let's call and see if they have peaking duck
Oh, hello, Chinese.
Do you have Beijing Kalyan?
Yes.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Yo, Natmore.
Natmore!
Thank you for the two months. Walk back.
Okay, let's go.
Wow, they've got so much better.
Let's fucking go.
Okay.
It's so impressive.
Logo's playing a game of can he get his translator app to understand him saying hotel?
Ju Dian.
Stronghold.
You're losing.
Go down.
Right here.
Do it again.
Just reduce.
Give me a second, give me a second.
That's crazy how
similar filming words are.
Okay, I got it, I got it.
Go down.
Drive, drive.
Drive, drive. How?
That looks good.
I'm being real.
I can't be fucking...
I get it. I understand that every single person was confused when we said hotel now.
We need a better word.
Yeah, like hotel.
Do it again.
Aw.
Okay, okay.
Ju...
Done.
You're banned by the river.
Okay.
How is it so different every time?
It's like things.
Ju... yeah.
Lottery.
The drunk driving is closest.
If you get drunk, it's good.
I'm pretty sure we looked it up and what it actually is is
the wine room, I think.
Wine room.
It's wine something.
I didn't even hear him say it.
Do it again, do it again.
I was not going to look at it.
Joel again.
Yesterday.
Oh my channel seems so far away
You got lucky
You got lucky
One for ten
Better than our record really
Not bad
Really not bad, Michael
We're on our way to a restaurant
They had availability on the phone
We nailed that conversation
Actually, yeah
And I'm excited for a number round
So number one rated what?
Beijing CaliA
He was the number one rated
Beijing CaliA place in
Beijing on the top of the list
Thank you for the 10 gifted
Thank you Atachi
WB Atachi, thank you so much
Thanks, Atachi
I had some form claps
Whatever it's called
Form clapping
Whoa, it's a beautiful hotel
Wow
All the culinary awards
I can't wait to see the video clips.
What about the fancy folded napkins?
Fine, a whole peaking duck.
You eat a whole peaking duck?
For the table? Let's get a whole peaking. Fine.
Is it like one?
I think it's like you can.
Dude.
That's the whole...
That's not like water.
Yummy, yummy, yummy.
This is what you're supposed to get, right?
This is what we're supposed to get.
We're saying,
Picking duck call today me when I fucking eat peaking dog. Oh my god
Oh, I don't like the picture that I
Like to eat meat. I just don't want to know what the meat looks like before it's um
Number one life's up only people dining here tonight. Dude. We called we're like you have any tables available. They're like
Yeah, yeah fucking staring at you. Why scary
Maybe trip advisor live in the south the 11th best restaurant. It looks insane
Ah, but you go, ah, please, yeah, and then, ah, you go.
I'll give you a ticket and show us the face- wait, there's a- there's VFADs on my channel?
You know, it's the-
Did they hear me talking shit?
Ah, fuck yeah.
Hello.
Yo, Detnith, thank you for the five, thank you!
Oh, that's a trick.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thanks, Detnith.
Thank you so much.
Oh, what is this?
Oh, he's filming it!
Oh
I'll see how hot it is
Because if it's like holy shit mouth watering wow
definitely really hot
He was about to take the food and then he said oh wait and picked up the camera
Ludwig, the food vlogger.
This is amazing.
Wow.
Beautiful.
That's a duck.
That is a damn duck.
They're going to slice the duck right in front of it.
What are you doing to it?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Damn, bro.
Ugh.
I don't like to see the meat in the cartons.
Our ult is not true anymore.
What is this?
Oh, that's probably the wrappings.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's got like cucumbers and stuff.
and then the sauce, the duck sauce,
and then you put it in like the wrapper
and you eat it like a, like a, like a,
like a fajita or like a taco.
I don't know how to describe it.
Need fun?
I like, oh, say, say,
we're just gonna get in front of it
and I say one more.
Rice?
Yeah.
Hey, cheers.
Cheers, you brother.
Oh, shit.
Yum, yum, yum.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
This is the number one
You can duck that trout as empty.
The meat on an ounce is crazy.
That's crazy.
ADHD outlaw, thanks for 14 months.
Maybe they lied that it's the number one for the YouTube.
Yeah, the skin over there.
It's what we cut down every morsel meat.
What would you do if they put a whole peaking duck in front of you?
I would just pick it up.
I'd pick the whole thing up.
Just like this.
You're gonna raise a little neck.
I guess the vibe is like,
Put you a ton, right?
Yeah.
Just tortilla, put in some veggies, maybe some soy sauce.
And you just eat it.
Yes.
Oh my god!
That looks incredible!
Oh, is it worth the wait guys?
They've been wanting this for like a week.
Yummy!
Ooh!
Food assembly!
Damn!
Look at these guys, bro.
Oh!
What are those?
Guys look at these guys, bro
Oh my god those guys look at these. What are these some kind of like
Pastry their little swans Wow
Are they supposed to be ducks? I don't know. I have long long necks for ducks, don't they?
It's like melon
This is like so paper thin.
That's why it's delicious.
Yes!
I'm so jealous right now.
That looks so good.
So demanding, but I really backseat when there's like a food segment in a video.
Okay, that looks cute.
I'm sorry.
I can't control myself.
Oh, damn, one bite.
What the fuck is what it's all duties would I like what what?
It's good it's dessert. That's how chappals would watch you game. It's too much. Okay, whatever dude skin cat
Becomes a bit nauseating
More for me?
Huh?
More for me?
True!
You complain, I'm gonna eat your food.
Can you really eat it infinitely?
With enough rice, yeah.
Yeah, I guess the rice is what you need.
Because otherwise it's like pork belly.
I think, yeah, with the tortilla,
I probably would double up on the tortilla.
The tortilla's too big.
It's not doing enough absorption of the fat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Living up the world, living this moment,
because it's time for meal review.
You know what I mean?
Okay, the Beijing Calia you've been fiending for from the top-rated Beijing Calia spot according to true better
He are son
Okay, I think it's fair
They had higher ones did it great job. It looks like
Honestly kind of yo sx grads. Thank you for the gift. So thank you and brought it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I agree. I agree
We have this just Calia like six
six five if it was just how you fat and nothing else on the table
three no I was good oh oh look scary I wonder if I should take two pills today
I can't actually make I was asking for medical advice from what do they call it
language they're not double yeah whatever so the language learning model
I said don't you're gonna do it
That was not good for no
Was everything you hope though. It was yeah, and I'm glad that I got making Paul. Yeah, I don't know where to go
I don't know how to walk. I don't know how to walk. I don't know how to walk. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
I don't know how to walk, I don't know how to walk, I don't know how to walk.
Fuck, I don't know how to fucking eat it.
Right to their face, she's poking the shirt.
Yeah, they're Y Glows, bro. This is a Y Glows spot for sure.
Yeah, I know. Hey, no one's coming up to take pictures. Weird, huh?
That one is fucking cute.
Who's that cat?
He's got his little coke out.
He got your little coke out?
How much is that? Too much?
Excuse us.
$1,500? How much is that?
Three times up to that.
Jingwen, which one did you spot?
Which one you want?
No, I bought it.
No, you did it.
It's already done, Michael.
Holy shit!
They haven't got souvenirs for themselves really, right?
How did you do it?
It was quickly, I did it quickly.
So they killed a mammoth and they took its tusk.
That cannot be what happens yet
You know the best place to buy cigarettes around here
Maybe the family motto goes straight A.I.
Oh, they have family mart in China?
Okay, okay. Do you know...
I like a specific one from Hunan.
Hunan?
Hunan.
Hunan.
Good.
I know the brand.
Golden Leaf.
I believe they do have it.
Okay.
Yeah.
They should be a certificate, they're asking.
And you know what it is.
That's a favorite cigarette, Brando.
I know the mom must have it.
From a mammoth, right?
Uh-oh.
The last one's alive.
Yeah.
I don't know I guess I'd be lost in a lost.
Mammoth have never been like a camping van.
It's just not.
Why not?
Because a mammoth went extinct like 20,000 years ago.
How do they know that it used to be alive?
How do they know what it is like?
True.
They didn't dig up the ivory from it.
True.
Yo, Sandman!
Thank you for the five.
Thank you.
Thank you, Sam.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yes
Who's this guy telling jokes?
Oh, okay
from Japan they're holding kind of the a quote Japanese kind of quote
well whatever right original numbers more like a champion language means big
fortune okay okay yeah I don't think he's pointing at the tail for sure
who's guy he was trying to form he's like what is this okay
he's a little cock sound he's a little cock sound thank you he's a little
Cocks out.
Thank you.
It's a little cocks out.
OK.
We're not done.
Ew!
That's so fucking hot.
It is the most random thing you all know.
It's a little cocks out.
It's made from a mammoth, bro.
A mammoth tusk, I guess.
Yep.
That's going to my spank bank.
Family mark.
Dude, it's craziest Japanese.
I'm going to resell that.
Yeah.
Right?
Maybe they just don't know.
Oh, that's crazy.
Yeah.
We didn't see one the whole fucking all of China.
What are they called here?
Marima family mart family family family, how do you pronounce it Julian
Their hot foods look awesome
Massey thanks for ten months. I know thank you
Yeah, actually buying cigarettes. What the fuck?
Yeah, thank you for the gift
Oh my god, wow, okay
I
Did it so bad
You're benty. Thanks for 20 months Lee called with a call with the hotel tell him we made it shit
Oh, yeah, he texted me. He was worried. I didn't reply because we were fucking crazy busy
But he said have you gotten lost I haven't received messages. I'm a bit worried video calling me
Oh, instant.
Ah, hello.
Ah, hello.
Ah, hello.
Are you okay?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hello.
My boss is really good at telling me where is he.
I am very worried.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Silly.
I'm sorry.
Yesterday, we went to the Arguang highway.
Uh, the Arguang highway.
Uh, on the Arguang highway.
Very good.
Don't lose when quitting.
Mmm, mmm, very quick.
I will give you the book that I will give you.
I would like to ask Michael
if he needs me to give him some small gift.
I'm trying to understand, right, Hans?
About the three kingdoms.
I want to ask, what small gift
does Michael need me to prepare for him?
A gift for Michael?
A rock to crack open.
A rock to crack open.
Oh, subtitles!
We've seen videos of people opening rocks, and then there's a mystery of what's inside, like it could be Jade.
We've seen some videos where people open rocks and then there's something in it, like a fish.
Yes, I know. But can that stone take a plane?
Yes, I know. But can that rock be brought onto a plane?
Oh
I don't know
Oh
I have a rock like that at home. It's a treasure I found in the forest and kept for many years
Oh
Yeah, the special rock from the forest
Oh, he actually brought it
Whoa
Cool
Oh, what a cool rock!
What is it more interesting to keep sealed?
Oh no, they can't take that from him!
Yo, Razer! Three years! Welcome back!
Thanks, Razer.
It's too grand of a gesture. We couldn't possibly accept.
This is too heavy. We really can't accept it.
It's okay. This is my expression of friendship, George.
We cannot accept such a beautiful gift.
These two whole stuff!
It's so nice and cool.
We can all marvel at the rock together at your house.
You can figure out if you're able to come to America at some point?
an interview. Okay, that's something we can do soon. We'll get back this weekend, and
then configure it out after that. How cool.
ๅฆๆ้ๅก็ณ้ ญๅฏไปฅๅธถไธ้ฃๆฉ,ๆๅฐฑๆๅฎๅธถๅฐๆดๆ็ฃฏ
ๅฆๆไธๅฏไปฅไธ้ฃๆฉ,ๆๅฐฑๆพๅจๆๅฎถ่ฃก
If this rock can be taken onto a plane, it'll break to Los Angeles.
It's dorm!
If it can't go on a plane, I'll leave it at my house.
Then we leave the fate of the rock to border security.
้ฃๆๅๅฐฑๆ้ๅก็ณ้ ญ็ๅฝ้ไบค็ตฆ้ๅขๅฎๆชขๅง
้ๅธธๅฅฝ
ๆๅไบไธ้ป้ป
Thank you for the time! What the heck? Thank you! Thank you!
Yes, yes! Thank you, thank you, thank you, so kind!
Thank you!
Huh?
Nali, you're the goat. In English, that means greatest of all time.
ๅช้ไฝ ๆๆฏๆๆฃ็ใๅจ่ฑ่ฏญ้,้ฃๆๆๆฏๅฒไธๆไผๅคง็ใ
่ฐข่ฐขไฝ ไปฌ็ๅคธๅฅใ
Thank you for your compliments.
ๆไผๅจๅฌๅคฉๆฅ่ฟๆฅ็ๅทฅไฝใ
There's so many nice people in the world.
่ฎฉๅคงๅฎถๆไธไบบๅๅ
ถไป้ณไน็่ฏ่ฎบ็ปๅฐๅญฉๅญไปฌใ
ไปไผ็ปไปไปฌๅฏไนฆ็ฑใ
In the winter, I arranged for everyone to send clothes to impoverished remote areas for the children.
And I also send them books.
Oh, where is such a nice car? What the heck?
We could support that.
Oh my god, she's so nice.
Your adventurous spirit, and the way you make this world.
Wow.
Well, let's make the world more beautiful together.
Now, we'll make the world more beautiful together.
OK, I think we're going to head to bed,
because we're going to explore some Beijing
tomorrow before our flight.
I understand.
Have a good rest.
Tomorrow, before the plane,
we'll have a good look at the plane.
Okay, and then you guys in the US,
please let me know that you guys have arrived safely.
When you arrive in America, give me a call,
and let me know you've arrived safely.
Okay, okay, okay.
Send my phone number to you guys.
Got it. I'll send you my phone number.
Okay, okay.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
And hello, from the future.
Guys, what is up?
I'm back in America and I talked to Lee.
And we both thought tip to tip has brought a lot of people together.
What if we do some good now specifically, what if you were to raise money for charity?
So that's exactly what we're doing.
We have a website where we have a charity auction going on right now.
And all that money goes to charity that we specifically picked out that
helped people in his region and in his country.
I also threw in a fourth charity called Save the Children, which helps kids
in poverty around the world.
All the money raised will go to those four charities.
You can check which ones on the website themselves.
And if the auction is a little too expensive for you, we also have a
a charity raffle going on right now with a lot of items that I think you want.
Ooh, Michael's boots!
That is still too much for you.
If you just subscribe, I'll personally donate 10 cents on your behalf.
I got you.
That's all you have to do.
If you're already subscribed, tell your mom to subscribe very easy.
Anyway, shout out to you guys for making Tiktok specials as it was.
And back to our outro.
That's sort of a thank you for the gift of Sub.
Thank you.
I don't know why Lee thinks I'm like a fucking charitable god.
To children, specifically.
Maybe the-
Well that part's true.
What? You didn't put that fucking mean letter in it.
I helped it, Michael.
I helped.
Maybe he saw your Pied Piper episode.
Ooh, and he saw me lead the children
to the beautiful forest.
Yeah, to the river from which they can never swim out of.
Lee's cool, dude.
Lee's cool.
Do you ever worry that like,
that you maintain a relationship like that
and you worry that it'll just fizzle out
Eventually and so you just don't decide to maintain in the first place
What I'll just fucking I'll be messaging me on like a fucking Tuesday
What would you make today? You know send me some raw bok choy?
I mean I have bought like oh am I gonna be friends with this person forever, but I don't really think about it when I'm
He's forever you can only go. There's no point for not gonna be friends
Boy Snape is pecking duck
Protoscoping boysnip right now.
Yeah, you should probably do it a funky little dance on my forehand right here.
Probably.
Classic cam.
Blurgh.
Okay, goodbye.
Goodbye.
I guess that's the end of the series.
That was a nice little epilogue.
Good video.
Amazing.
Well, if you subbed a lot, hold- hold- donate ten cents to Children's Charity. How nice.
What a great series!
I'm glad that I decided to watch that one.
Very cool!
T- yeah, I think that they're probably gonna do another one, I would imagine.
Cool.
Alright, Mr. Daley, what time is it?
Three o'clock, okay. I still have a good amount of time to chill before my sponsor-
Oh, this is no way, Daley, this is-
And then my flight to L.A. Oh my gosh!
I'm gonna hopefully I get a good amount of sleep tonight.
That's a better night.
Oh shit!
That scared me. What the heck?
Whoa!
She a genius. She was the one who left me.
This is not one of the best shots I've ever seen.
Tell me not to buy it at the $120.
I have to buy it?
Neither of them are backing down.
Oh! It's a face off!
I don't think this is what she had in mind.
Swapping the extra for a more in-view room.
Wow, Tiffy. Amazing.
This geologist captured this incredible phenomenon of a small, active mud volcano near Taiwan.
The volcanoes are formed when intense tectonic pressure combines with abundant rainfall that
turns the earth to liquid.
That's terrifying
Boiling boiling fire mud put it like that so my cats could see out so they wanted the the blinds
When I was glasses British unless you want to drive home unless unless you want to drive you'll be thankful that I'm doing this
They're huge. I've never seen a big one.
Johnny! Thank you for the 10 gift dude! Thank you!
Thanks Johnny! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Wow, we hit the sub goal! Thank you so much!
Thanks Johnny!
I asked Paul, what are those equals?
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
He was unconscious in the bathroom.
Oh my god!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
So, he over there to like go see what was going on and he had to...
Terrifying! What the heck?
He wasn't even embarrassing?
No, he had laughed already.
Oh my goodness.
Kitty!
Can anyone figure out what this actually is?
It's a f***ing pizza, I'm full!
Is that not the moon?
It's moving!
It's packed in!
It's packed in!
A-Pock, look girl, thank you for the five!
Thank you, A-Pock!
Thank you!
Thank you for the bar, I'm much appreciate you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I've never seen a man play an arcade game with so much style before.
That was cool, he's got, he's wearing the chest holster.
I don't understand the language, but I still get the joke.
I think he underreacted it.
I would have been so pissed.
Oh!
See to help him?
Yes!
There they go!
What the...
What did you order?
What is this?
This is toothless to please.
You're joking!
Laman Hot Cheetos, that's why.
What is this?
Oh, it's a bait roll.
That works delicious though, oh my goodness.
Go space!
Save your time! Thank you!
Another teddy from Go Space.
Thank you so much.
W Ghost Face.
I gave him money.
Thank you Ghost Face.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Denise wasn't impressed with the meal she cooked for her.
Bro, it's just a bunch of bullshit on a plate.
What?
What is that?
What is that?
Just a bunch of bullshit.
Oh.
Yeah, what is that? Just a bunch of bullshit.
This girl wanted to join them on the egg hunt.
Scary.
Where are you looking for an egg?
Come on, go do it.
I'm gonna eat it.
Can I see?
Yo, what the heck?
Bro!
NPC Matt, thank you for the 65.
What the hell?
Thank you, Matt, thank you!
Oh my God!
Okay, bro, I saw one person type 65.
Thank you, Matt, thank you, it was so kind.
Thank you.
Hearts in chat and chorm-chorm clappings, thank you.
Thank you, MPC Matt, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Shell station sign, it looks like the next thing here.
Used to have another thing here
where it had the actual gas prices.
And here is the amazing...
What?!
Where's the actual channel?!
That's some SpongeBob shit!
Ah, high tracks! Thanks for 18 months!
723
Oh, it's about to go out, you can tell.
Ah!
That's crazy.
Yo, EpicSoul, thanks for 33 months,
Copa feel us save for the 10. Oh my goodness so many so many gifts. What the heck? Thank you Copa feel us
Epic Soul Hydrax MPC Matt goes face. Thank you storm a rogue wave crash through the one local Johnny Sora. Oh, thank you guys
Holy shit
This way pause very
Is this a way to pull what is this?
I didn't think a cat would enjoy the beach this much.
Such training pool, I see.
Cute!
I thought that he was reacting to the sky such rainbow.
Where's the rainbow?
It's turning around.
Whoa!
I guess her palette developed early.
Is this chocolate pudding?
No chocolate pudding.
But sushi!
Can I get the contrapped supreme please?
Sorry, would you like anything else?
I would please like to add cinnamon sticks.
You said the cinnamon twist? I'm sorry, it's just a little bit hard to hear yet.
Yes, the cinnamon twist, please.
Did you think it was a pot?
I could get a real person on the line.
Oh, I probably was a four.
I'm gonna give you a pot.
This guy has the world's strongest chin.
You know what I can do? You can get that four on your whole chin, y'all.
Drag it.
One good person.
On your chin?
Oh, shit!
I'm very impressive.
Okay, I'm not actually gonna kill him.
He's getting a unique way of getting his son's attention.
That's a fat baby.
He's hungry.
This cat was feeling left out, so their arms decided to let them join in.
Aww!
What's a family hug?
How cute.
Cute.
That's a slow ass dog.
Why is she petting it?
What the hell?
Why?
What is the point?
He's safe.
He's safe!
He's waiting for gym 2 to come out.
I can do that, whatever dude. I can do that. I can do that.
No, don't look at me.
I probably wouldn't hang around here for too long.
Absolute mess of nothing but bones as far as you can see in the forest.
I have no idea how many animals are in here.
What would even live?
Look, it just keeps going.
Like a bear?
Oh my God!
It's a lot of bones!
And that's where the boss spawns out wrong lane, but goal accomplished.
Is he down the side?
Oh my gosh.
What?
What?
What?
What?
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
What?
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Her bird wasn't quite understanding how to play peek-a-boo.
I was just standing out and suddenly blushing my teeth.
Why are you guys alive?
Oh hi, monster!
My rat is here!
I'm screaming!
Oh my goodness!
Hi, baby.
You're beginning to need to know.
Hi.
Oh my goodness.
You serve.
Hi, baby, baby, beginning of the year.
Hi.
Ah!
Poor dog, me too.
Hello, Lacha.
Get out of the way!
Okay, I understood. Hello.
These eagles got caught in the power line,
so these firemen came to help them out.
Eagles are still endangered, right?
Those kinds of eagles?
They're huge.
This thing here last night,
fully filled with air.
Yeah.
Woke up this morning.
It's so cold that it's
Incompress it. Incom-
Suck shits. If it got suckled. Suck shits.
Because of this cold man.
So I'm walking down and
Those pigs?
20 pigs following me.
I don't know what to do so
Yeah, I've never known anyone whose hobby was making tornadoes
Most basic tornado I've ever made
This is some evil villain shit who makes tornadoes.
She jumped down and touched my camera, now my camera's frozen.
She did it again!
Hello?
Okay, I'm back! Hello!
Ewww!
Floor bunnies!
This might be the handiest cap I've seen all day.
I like that.
It's a good hat.
Cute!
Okay, we got these cute bags in. This one makes sense.
Wasabi, get it? Alright, wasabi.
Okay, looks like we love it.
This will be a gift, I'm sure.
Listen, I'm here to talk about this one.
Less mustard up?
Like, I just mustered up the courage to
publicly, potentially embarrass myself
myself if this is a common expression I'm unaware of I wonder how long it took him to realize
Oh my god, the monkey is being the bridge.
points.
Vivid, thanks for 11 months.
Oh
Fuck ass haircut
Look at the banks video. Are you hoping enjoyed and I'll see you guys guys very very soon better. What a video
What a video, okay, I have some more time.
I could perhaps watch, um, I could watch some more Joes Hungry or I might have time for
one game of CS or League.
What do you guys think?
I have to leave at like six, I don't have a lot of time.
Aurelia, save for the five, gifted, thank you.
One game of CS, okay.
I will boot up one game of CS.
He he he he he he he.
We shall do one game.
You plug in my earbuds?
I can't believe it's been one year.
River, thanks for one year.
It's pretty time flies, huh?
One came in 20 cases.
Oh my god.
I mean I can afford the keys because I have a sponsor today.
So why not, right?
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.
OK, well I have to buy the k- oh god.
I fucked up my weed.
I have to buy the cases, and also, um, change my category.
All right, Mr. Phoenix, thanks for 25 months.
Yo, you're gonna sign.
You're gonna sign.
Thank you for the 10 gifted.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Much appreciated.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Well, so many gifted, so kind.
Okay, I'm going to get 20 cases.
20 cases. And then I will queue the fuck up. Can't see the game. I'm in fucking Steve
market you you fucking you know you'll bit cloud day for the eight months
okay lacing order I have purchased the cases I bought 20 fracture cases and I
I will buy some keys, and then we queue the fuck up.
Yeah.
All right.
Here we go.
Play one Premier match.
It will be so, so, so good.
You know what?
These aren't the most cheap ones.
They sell these cases for like $0.60.
These were $1 each.
It's only $1 each.
Oh, aw.
Man.
I don't think I've opened these cases before,
so I'm at least getting new stuff.
You'll bless, though.
Thank you for the prime.
Thank you.
And big cloud.
Thanks for the eight months.
Oh, I like this one.
I'm in queue.
Fuck.
Meow meow meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow meow.
I haven't hit anything, bro.
I don't even remember the last time I got a red or anything.
I got one of gold more recently than I've gotten a red.
Isn't that crazy?
Like, what the frick?
Okay, it is time.
Merage and fuck nuke. Oh
My god, bro, I just
3000
Loving the lobby blue scripts next to the summer member when I was getting lobbies with people with like 12
Like fifth 12 to 15k
They're bringing me to where I belong
You will finally balanced out. Well, it's it's not done yet
It's not done yet
I don't really care
From 12k rated lobbies to 3k it is crazy isn't it?
Why does this guy got a whole stars on his
Okay, this is my one game of the day, so if it's really bad, I don't get a new over.
I'll just have to live with myself, you know.
I ain't so fucking dead.
I'm looking. Alright who's in this game. We have 5 bar Cherry Woman Breeze Prime. Ewww.
Prime tastes so fucking bad. Okay I think my lifetime score is still 2 and 5. So it's
It's not that bad. I could fix it, you know.
I could fix it.
You know.
Eggman, thanks for the tier 3.
Oh yeah, I'd probably recommend it if you haven't.
It is quite good.
I'm scared.
Woo!
I'm summoning all.
That was so lucky.
There's one guy left.
Oh, I got him.
Yay!
Amazing.
Amazing.
I like this gun, Butter.
this gun butter.
Okay, um, I am not going to full buy, I am scared.
I got so lucky, I feel like.
Normally I don't hit those.
This is the easy way to get around the fan-sandwico room.
I would take the bomb.
All right, we'll peek.
Ah!
Shouldn't we all go at the same time?
Ah!
Yeah, I feel like everyone needs to just go at the same time.
But maybe I should have waited for them to go then.
Well, they're killing the meds.
Ooh, the AK.
Guys, the bomb is still down.
Oh, he's going for it.
You got this.
Don't dots.
Be afraid.
Be a little afraid.
I think he's on your left.
Nice shot.
Oh!
Whoo!
Wow, amazing.
Not bad.
Nearly just keep going, eh?
You guys want push B?
That's it.
They leave the ball in purpose till the bomb is enough to open like it is now.
Oh, so I fucked it up.
I did.
Sorry.
Citrus, thanks for three months.
M-R-U-C.
We need to try, yeah.
One for it.
Oh, fuck, did I manage that?
There's one more.
Whoo, that's the fuck is happening
We're a pretty good spot now
Yeah, was that guy behind the car the whole time
I'm throwing a flashback.
I'm throwing a flashback.
Fuck.
Fuck.
That's not good.
I'm going to try.
We have money at least.
Let's just go beat again.
Oh no, I'm top frag. I don't like being top frag.
Bad son.
I
I
I
Really fucking kidding me how do I not kill them are so bad I
I thought I was right on him.
I guess not.
Oops.
Oh no, they're gonna diffuse.
I think it's okay.
Not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad.
Not bad at all.
We take those.
Come on, come on, a dog, you!
That's disheartening.
One came back towards there.
Yeah, that guy.
I
Sorry I
Tagged him he's behind the ball
Fuck
To be to
one more guy
lower tons
yeah i'm coming to you because uh i just killed him
he's lower he's lower tons
he's lower tons
go play an A
run him with the bomb out
oh oh oh he's right up here
okay oh my camera froze what the heck
hello hello i'm back
you know i've got a feet
I'm not top brag anymore.
I've never heard that victory music before.
That's pretty good.
I'm
I'm
I'm at the pistol.
Damn it, there's a third one.
That was hard. 1v2.
I'm poor.
I
Don't care
I don't know where they are.
Oh, he's going to FCT.
Fuck!
Well, I have like one health.
We won.
I'm so sorry.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
It's okay.
Me out, me out, me out, me out.
I can't wait to be placed in 1,000 raiding.
Oh god.
I can't wait.
No, you just knifed our teammate.
No, he just knifed our teammate.
Oh!
Oh!
I didn't even...
well that's not good
whoa!
holy shit!
or CT
crazy
a flash cat
I throw in the flash back
I throw in the flash back
I throw in the flash back
Throw the flashback
Yippie
I mean you just keep going a right why not I
I've done so much better. I know I'm still terrible, but I've gone way better. Oh my god
It was painful sometimes before
Oh
Huh?
No, I'm good
Bro just got fucking smoke
How did he even see him?
I really thought...
I really thought...
The camera froze again?
Why was this happening?
I'm gonna froze again? Why is this happening?
Hello
I am poor
Yeah, sure
I appreciate it. Sir.
Not good.
Let's call my brother.
Hold on, eh?
We're throwing the breath back.
Turn it off.
I got the guy, Kathy, one coming CT.
Oh my god.
There's two.
Maybe we just shouldn't go that way anymore. I don't know.
Oh! Ah! Ah, good try.
Oh my god, I came in 4 to 8k!
Now we switch it up and go B. You'll never know
Well, they don't want it they just want to keep going a okay. Well sure. Oh fuck
This seems foolish
like can we just rotate like guys
I don't even see the other guy. I think he got away from me. CT. CT in call.
Why didn't we just go B? We know they're all A.
What the heck?
Oh my god, the fucking only fans bots bro.
There's a hair in my eye
I saw them in a race chat. Oh my god. I
Mean I guess they're everywhere else right they're on YouTube Twitter Instagram, so why wouldn't they start being on Twitch?
I have one more, 2v1.
Oof.
I think I have to hit like three times, we're doing this.
What the hell?
He had a nice thing.
Wow.
That was crazy.
What a fight.
Mow, mow, mow, mow, mow, mow.
No meowing, my bad.
I just can't hold myself.
How do you get MVP songs you just buy them
I
My god, I guess stop reloading them out of bullets
I don't want this someone take it
everyone hates me when I hear them I don't know just scared them right
another one
fuck so close
yay
crazy grenade right guys
hahahahahaha
oh no
ugh
Pretty good, pretty good, right?
Pretty good.
Bring back the poop knife.
You think that would make me one more?
Ah!
It's good, right?
Nice.
Nice.
Ah!
Oh my God, we got, we got aced!
I'm kind of broke
Might be A-Long.
Yeah, they're gone, man.
One's uh, far left side, yeah.
Oh
Where was he looking he knew what he was what I
I don't get it, man.
Wow, what the hell is that?
We got this, guys.
Move!
I'm gonna try some crazy shit
We got bomb down, dude
I did my rat strats and it worked out
Well, maybe they'll try be this time.
Come on, come on, jump, jump.
My camera froze again.
Just keep going.
I'm going to the red aid.
I'm going to the red aid.
too long
Holy shit, that's embarrassing. I'm so bad
Good shit
Holy shit, I want to game I'm now three and five
Crazy.
I'm rank 11.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
I don't have time for another one,
but I can open more cases.
Wait, how do I claim them?
Oh, there you go.
Uh, can I not claim the weakling thing, whatever, whatever.
Store tab, okay, thank you.
Claim rewards, oh I want the case.
I want the gun, I guess.
How do I change my my song?
How do I have more I'll just keep the halo one I guess but
That's a buy a fucking key for it. Oh my god. Oh my god in the store. Okay. I'll look in the store
Store General?
Uh, is it Market? Why aren't these? Got all these stickers.
Tools.
General.
What the fuck are these guns? They're called Music Kits.
It's like this.
It's kind of sick, I guess.
I've heard this one.
Interesting.
Okay, I'll look another time.
I just want to open my cases then.
I gotta do my sponsor and then I got to go to the airport tomorrow's a big day
It's all you premium it was playing the first one but the baby no money one wasn't probably I don't know
Oh, I got a purple.
Just give me something nice.
I all got shit.
Oh, rusty.
Maybe I should equip the shit knife back.
You know, I earned it.
It's my first, my first born, my first knife.
You trade-ups.
I don't think I have enough to trade up for something big, but I definitely do need
to do that.
Rightwater is worse than Rustcoat, but Rustcoat is so fucking ugly.
It's so ugly.
Now all I get is fucking blows, dude.
Okay, two more cases.
I really feel like I had some beginner's luck or something and now they've cut me off,
bro.
They've cut me off.
I'm not going to get anything.
I
Was code has charm about it. Okay, that is go. I
Get anything. I'm gonna buy a key for my kill a walk case
Joe sin thanks for the 16 months if I would try to play CS I would be a stormtrooper long
I'm worse than a stormtrooper. I'm worse. Oh
My god, I'm worse. Oh
It's kind of cute, a gay gun.
Alright, it is sponsor time, because I gotta go to the airport soon.
I have to go to the airport soon, so let me start this up.
Yee-haw, that's right!
That's right!
Alright, this will do my- OH MY GOD, I'm so sorry!
Oh my god, my ears!
UGH!
Oh, hold on, I'm trying to turn it down!
Oh my fucking god!
It's better now, right?
The better is still too loud, I'm so sorry.
Is it good?
I am so sorry.
I am so sorry.
The game basically released yesterday, by the way, let me set my shit up, okay.
How's the volume now?
Still too loud or quiet?
Hi, Mari!
Oh, thank you!
Hi, Mari, guys, say hi to-
Say hi to Mari!
Hi, Mari!
Say hi to-
Say hi to Mari right now!
What is going on?
What?
Oh my God, you killed her!
But look how beautiful she is!
Oh my god, how is she walking?
Minus one wife already?
No!
Is she like a fox girl or a cat girl or what?
I think she's a fox girl.
Not that it matters.
Goodbye.
Is that me? Why am I so generic?
She's god, I killed my wife!
Deserved, honestly, W.
Deserved!
Guys, there's a pin thing in chat. You can try this game for free.
Mungle Star Dive.
I kinda look for something to eat.
Episode 1, a dreamer boys adventure.
Alright, how do I summon a character?
I guess I probably have to finish the tutorial first.
The quest information here, okay thank you.
You navigate to either route you should take.
Yup, classic.
A yellow mushroom.
Okay.
A yellow mushroom?
Are these not mushrooms?
You like?
I get to play as the girl too
It might be one of those games where it lets you pick up if you'd rather be the guy or the girl I
Would obviously pick the girl
Personally
That's not a pink thing bro! I'm a girl!
So of course I'm usually going to pick the girl. What the heck?
Y'all don't usually pick your gender? Actually that's not true. I pick guys sometimes.
Desert!
What are you doing here?
Desert!
Look at me!
Huh?
I've never seen you, monster!
Help me!
Can I leave you here?
Help me too!
What do you mean, you want me to leave you here?
I'll try to save you.
I...
I'll try to save you too.
Oh shit!
Yo Helikram, thank you for the 5 gift!
Thank you!
Thanks Helikram!
Oh my god it's John Pork!
The Fork Mugger, you can now file on sign your teammate.
You need to quick switch to switch to another teammate, use space.
Yo, SRC-DZ, thanks for the 10 months.
Presta Dodge, I need to take a trigger or counter attack.
Okay.
Did the skill switch to trigger a counter attack?
I was supposed to have a glow red don't trigger evasion counters
So, I still have to do this when I can do the broad draw.
Woo!
And the broads are pretty nice.
Holy shit! Team Rocket's blasting off again!
Rocket is literally Team Rocket!
Oh my god.
NANNERS!
That's NANNERS!
So cute.
Sorry, but this is goodbye, nannies.
Meow?
I'll be sure to come see you again, I promise.
Meow meow.
Let's hurry back to Hanani's.
We should report that our request is complete.
Oh, pretty!
It's been a long time.
You always say that.
You wouldn't have become a monster.
But thanks to you, I found the Folk Clown.
If I was a little bit late,
it would be inside the Folk Clown.
Y-Yeah...
Thank you for helping me out with that girl.
Yeah, yeah.
You and I will say it properly.
Or else, this time...
Eh?
Hm?
That thing is so fucking fat. I would squish it.
They have been following us this whole time? Nya, from the very beginning.
Do you understand what it's saying or are you just making things up?
Or I can't have this feeling. You'll have to take it home! No stopping you now, I guess.
Oh, recruit! Okay, I have to do more quests and then I can do the gacha.
What's a pretty town? What the heck is this?
Bro, it's like a cat axolotl with a shell!
What is this? I love it. It's so- oh, there's another one.
So cute!
So cute.
So freaking cute.
That's a Pokemon.
There's a lot of cute little monsters in this game.
Very cute.
What is this?
Oh!
What?
What?
Oh, what is this?
Episode 2, an event recruit.
Wow, so fancy.
So fancy.
fancy dude I what I love these cat things they're so cute we finished our
request they took down a fork mother that's very impressive must have been
hard to track it down Stuart well thanks for 34 months they don't mean me do
you I'll mark this one down as complete geez you're impossible let's go
get Nianers registered. Okay, um... I guess here.
Oh, there are drops cool.
Thanks, Dave.
Yeah it's a cool game.
Cute!
It's so cute.
So cute.
Goodbye, some time later.
We're back done with the assessment, okay? It's not a dangerous monster probably I knew it
There's no way near as we've heard anyone name
Not you all right someone here needs a name you get to name it oh
I get to name it get there's a good look over think of a good name for it. Oh
Oh
What do I name it?
Shorm? Oh my god, dude. It's just the same shit in every game. Okay, fine.
Shorm.
Oh my god. Shorm. What an interesting name.
Yes, it is. It is perfect.
I need to see something. What?
New monster?
monsters that can be captured display a capture rate above their heads so um defeat
Cappy I just beat his ass in front of everyone
Feels kind of fucked up
He seems like a nice guy
You have been successfully ass beaten. Oh shit. He's ascending
Wait, did he die as your ghost? I killed him the game told me to do it
Capture.
Charm!
Oh my god, he's Kirby too!
Eww.
Ew.
We came back.
Oh, he's in love with him now.
Why are the girls so disgusted with him?
They fucking hate his ass.
It puts the most thing you just found to character.
Alright.
An ad-ish here.
Oh my god, he's a key chain now!
Unique effects, okay.
You can enhance it, leave the screen.
Perfect.
Press the alt key to make the closer appear.
Monster info.
Senior Capturing a monster adds it to the monster codex.
You can claim a reward upon reaching a certain achievement level in the monster codex.
Your research level increases based on how many times you've captured monsters.
We just start level to unlock the observation log.
Check source to see where you can obtain a monster.
Oh, I got the cappy and the fork mower.
How cute.
Oh, there's a bunch.
39!
in the starting area.
Very cute.
Ah, Blue hoodie boy, thanks for the raid.
Thank you, hello guys.
Jill raid, hello.
Welcome.
I got something.
Use the compass of X-mission, you just got to recruit a new companion.
You can recruit new companions here.
Your companion compasses.
Try recruiting.
Doesn't let me pick which one I want to roll on?
Oh, cute!
Oh, Bonnie!
Cute!
Oh, wow!
My camera's frozen again, didn't it?
Hello?
Hi there!
So I think these are weapons.
A new expedition.
Expedition. Okay amazing. I can claim all of these.
I got a character, Francis, and I get Spider-Leg Royal Platter.
Oh cute it's a cat girl okay hold on let me mess with the cable of my camera and see if that helps
Hello?
What?
What happened?
Hello?
Why did I become God?
Hello?
That might...
Oh, now it's laggy.
Great.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh my gosh.
I guess I will have to replace my capture card if something.
What's up, her eye touched her toe and she's crying!
What did I do?
Alright, there we go.
Very cute!
It happened again!
What the fuck?
Ooh, chicken.
Okay.
All right, I have enough for some summons, I think.
Care first.
I got Bonnie and Windrange.
And Francis Earthrend.
Oh my goodness.
What the heck?
Wowee.
What the fuck?
I'm trying to equip the thing on her.
Okay, I will summon more.
Let's summon now, recruit.
I should probably do,
should I do the new expedition one,
or should I do the made one,
Which is uh, Astor, which is the outfit that they sent me.
The maid, okay, well roll roll for the maid.
Oh wait, how do I have these?
What up, Emmy?
I know you would never,
but this style and length of this week fits so well.
Thank you.
Maybe one day, it won't smile.
I do miss having short hair.
I wanna cut my hair when I semi-retire.
Okay, I'll have to buy currency for this one,
but I can do free pulls for this one.
I'll do I'll do this one first
I think maybe I'm kind of already semi-retired. I
Got a rock
I got a star
I got a cube. I got another cube. I got another cube
Another cube another cube. I got another cube
I really have this character right out. I already have money
Work okay, go again go again
Again.
Ah!
Give me something good!
Come on, Charm!
Or Manners, whatever your name is.
I don't want to use the default characters.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm not sure what these are for.
Must be like crafting materials or weapons or something.
New one?
Oh!
Cute!
Red hair, cute flair.
Oh, a five star!
I got a five star.
Nice.
Okay, let me...
Oh, select a target to boost the rate of.
I guess Ophelia?
The Compass of Promise.
So how do I um, hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey.
Let me get some of these.
I gotta get the good characters.
Swiping time I'm spending 20 bucks.
It's $20.
Why are you and your wife talking about retiring?
Have you ever been at which wife?
And when I say seven retire, I just
mean like I'm going to play games forever.
But at some point, I'm probably just
going to be like turn on stream.
What's up, guys?
And I just instantly queue into a CS match or a league
match or something.
Like, I just fully am like, I'm just doing whatever the fuck I want, you know?
Uh...
Did it work?
Tending payment transactions.
Oh, okay, it worked.
Can I hold on?
It's like now? I mean, yeah, kinda.
Uh...
I will do some maid rolls, because that's what I want for.
I will do one maid roll.
Yeah, like Soda or Moon Moon, pretty much.
I think I got it, guys.
No gold.
Well, maybe they don't have that in this game, right?
Maybe they don't have that.
Oh!
And she likes curry.
So she like a duck or what?
I mean, she's cute.
Freak!
I only bought enough for one pole.
Okay, I'm gonna buy more.
Hold on.
One second.
Okay, this is $8.
I've now spent $28.
He he he he he he he he he.
He he he he he he he he.
He he he he he he he he.
To take my money.
Yes indeed.
Okay, recruit.
No friends.
Oh shit, I'm going. Oops.
This is for the normal, the normal gacha, not the made one.
I got a purple! I don't think I got it.
Oh!
I guess that's my purple.
Rosh! Her design's okay.
I like the cat girl that I got before.
I wanted this one.
Okay, one more pole.
I
Got a guy
He's Evo he's Evo Benjamin what a name
Brunasty, thanks for 45 months.
Should I get more current?
Should I keep going until I get the maid?
Let me see who I have.
Okay, so I've got the base two characters.
I've got Bonnie.
I have Flair.
I like this design.
It's cute.
I have Yianhua.
Do it.
I will.
Benjamin.
Do it.
I will.
Benjamin.
And Francis.
I really think Francis is cool. I really like that design.
Okay.
I will get some more.
Pardon me.
Great even.
about what are you talking about I never get permission to swag the fuck
out like Kate this morning months permission granted
All right, it is time.
Summoning time.
All right, let's see that gold!
Let's see the gold!
Come on!
All right, let's see that gold!
Let's see the gold!
Come on!
Wee! Purple!
Ah, heck.
Oh, I just got a copy of the yellow child.
Go again!
I
Didn't see what he had they have gold no gold. I
Got the fucking generic main character. Oh my god, this is bullshit. This is bullshit
Oh my god purple again
I don't even get a character this time, okay.
You have to suffer before you can achieve greatness.
Anytime now.
Anytime now.
Fuck.
Let's see it.
This is it.
This is it.
I was just kidding.
Another guy?
Wait, it's him again!
What's his Benjamin?
I already have a Benjamin.
Yeah, emo boy.
Yeah, emo boy.
Yeah, emo boy.
Yeah, emo boy.
Yeah, emo boy.
Yeah, emo boy.
Yeah, emo boy.
Two purples!
Okay, at least for like, I got something new, right?
I'll get something new.
If I get a new character, I won't be as upset.
Oh my god.
It's the yellow child again.
Damn it, man.
I got a fucking purple orb. It's an artifact.
Come on, Charm!
Bring it on! Wooo!
Oh my god, gold!
I got her!
Oh cute! She has an animation!
Wow! My second five star.
Nice! Okay, well I have ten more.
Can I use it on this one?
Oh I can.
I'm gonna try to get the blue haired girl.
Wait, I really like this character.
Is that Angel?
Oh my god, she's a cowboy.
Wow, I like that one.
I'm gonna have to, I'm gonna have a hard time picking which character I'm going to use.
Okay, I'm officially out of currency.
So, Khabis, thanks for 46 months.
So I've got Fwani, Blair, Esther, she's a wind melee, Angel, oh my lord.
Yanhua
Francis and Daisy. Oh my goodness
Gracious, she's a nurse. Oh hello nurse. Wow
Team
Okay, I have three per team. Oh three characters. Oh shit. Okay. That's gonna be hard
Um, okay well Esther for sure, right?
Oh wait, why can't I equip her?
I have three characters.
Nypni, thank you for the 10 months.
I'm team.
Oh there we go, okay.
Alright, my team.
for sure Esther right thank Esther for sure and then I think Francis and oh cowboy
or should I bring the red-haired girl she's cute too I think I like the cowboy
Okay, fire range, earth range, when melee.
Sounds good to me.
Now can I level up these guys?
Oh, I broke, I have absolutely nothing.
Okay, skills.
Skills to enhance these materials found in the skill path.
I don't have anything yet.
Equipment, coming in booster character stats,
head gear chest piece gloves and footwear auto equip okay I guess I'll just equip
from the stuff I pulled auto equip awakening monsterlings
I will give after the mushroom
now I can finally play the game
Oh my goodness, that's cool. She actually shoots
HP's are a store warp devices walk up to one of the work devices scouts about the world to activate it actually work
To best let's fast travel different areas kids will be revived another HP restored near activated warp devices. Okay
pre-normals pre-normal
Oh my goodness check the sky, please. Oh my god, I just realized what
I'm so gold there's also goable written in the sky isn't there
Are you a hell like that like what how'd you know?
You'd say I'm a guy like for rookie adventurers. That's who I am. Anyway, you seem to frail
The basics of being a venture are survival and constant improvement now follow my lead. Oh
Okay, that's level up mats I think
Ready to increase their base stats.
You have to auto select.
Level up.
Perfect.
OK, we'll level up Esther too.
Lovely.
And the cowboy girl.
And at the adventure level too.
More device, okay.
So now I think we hunt for monsters.
Complete mans missions for helpful rewards.
Okay.
Okay, so a bunch of quests.
Oh my god, guys this might be the most OP character in the whole game.
Oh shit!
That is old.
Oh.
Cinematic Sage thanks for the seven months!
Chorn!
Is this game on Steam?
I'm not sure, but you can download it with my link, which is pinned in chat and also
in the panel below.
There's a Netmarble launcher, that's all that I know.
Holy shit.
I'm jacked, I fear.
Kareze.
Wee.
I'm trashed.
Okay, okay, okay.
Super cute rainbow peas.
I guess I'll loot this shit. You made me spend money on the game jackass. I'm sorry
I mean I I spent like a hundred bucks just now getting his characters
Hello
Evil guy
Get him, team, chase after the suspicious man.
You witness the suspicious man feeding a cappy an ominous seed.
Catch him, find what he's up to.
Okay.
Oh, there's bombs?
Oh, my...
Oh, my God, this is...
These controls are kind of weird.
It's like...
Oh, it's like Temple Run.
Okay, there's different...
I see oh are like actually those not temple runs like subway servers
That's the new one that people play. It's three lanes
Oh shit
Happy mama
It's shaking his ass!
He's got the crazy eyes, okay.
Holy shit!
I got the whole squad!
Oops.
What?
Let's go!
There's something in its throat.
God, hold it down for a second.
What are you gonna...
It's the evil seed!
Who could have seen this coming?
It coughed at the seed.
Oh, it passed out. You're lucky you didn't kill it.
Darn, that suspicious guy got away.
Well, nothing we can do about that, we should go report this.
Use the invention to travel to the gathering hub.
The invention to travel to the location of the portals, gates, and the quest objective, Crowley being tracked and more.
Okay?
I don't want to level up my characters.
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe so cute.
I love her.
You can craft Link Chains now, craft and equip them to Muscle Links so you don't lose your
companions in battle.
Press the Alt Key.
Link Chains.
Link chains unleash hidden powers of certain monsterlings craft a link chain and equip the corresponding monster in the link chain
Will enable that monster assist the equipping character in combat enhance the link chain to maximize your power
Mother's leaf
Got it
I want some suspicious evil looking- I want to catch that thing!
When can I catch that thing?
Suspicious evil looking seed, she's like, bro, this guy's crazy.
Outchorm just threw it up, nice.
The sea mystery I was making the capes act so strange.
We get the guild's investigation team on this?
Or, we actually improve from an adventure of a higher rank in order to call the
investigation team damn she said you guys are irrelevant nobody's even if I
could there's been a lot of cases reported at least so they're quite
swamped right now I'm gonna pain slam who's that oh shit it's the blue girl
that I couldn't pull I ran out of money it is oh she got the same seed she's
She's got a homophobia. I mean hetero-phob- I mean hetero-chromia.
She's got a blue eye and a purple eye.
Damn this, this cross alpha!
W.
The way she talks with the dresses, she's more like a knight.
She does have aura.
She's too cool for them.
Okay, I'm ranked 2 now.
Oh, hello.
Noir?
What kind of name is Noir?
You know, Claude, you're such a tough guy.
I wouldn't have the guts to say that I'm with this witch like that.
You know what this witch?
Huh?
You don't know her?
Her adventuring is pretty low, but she's already one of the strongest adventurers
in Honanness.
That girl, she looks like she was the same age as me.
Yeah, she looks like she couldn't lift a feather, but she swings around this
giant gravestone like it's nothing.
Something about ways on the beach, I think.
What?
No.
Hey, I'm with the sword, too. I've been told I can swing it around like the grass in the wind.
Well, I guess it's less impressive when you do it because you work out and eat a lot.
Whoa! What? You want me to fold you over like a piece of grass?
Anyway, good on you, Cloud. Catch you later.
What an asshole.
Oh, Matt Cloud! I'm so jealous!
I don't think he gets to talk to Ophelia like that.
I've never been able to hear her voice, never had any time to try to talk to her.
Alright, those guys are giga-simp.
Fucking freak obsessive loser.
Well, she's from a noble family, so I guess that makes sense.
High society and all that.
After all, she's from the...
Achoo?
Achoo family?
Achoo!
And she's the incarnation of their once-in-a-millennia-anitha switch.
Achoo, achoo.
What even is that?
Do you know about the Achoo family? They've produced most of the captains of the solar nights.
Hey, Vernon, what's up?
Let's go chase after her.
Hey, so do you guys like Esther?
Um, what's her name again?
I forgot her name.
But the cat's my favorite.
Francis, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Erm, Ophelia?
Huh.
Do you remember us? We were just in the gathering hub.
What business do you have with me?
I... I've heard a lot about you.
Huh?
Yeah, you're super famous!
I am?
You're in from the Achoo family or whatever.
And what about that?
No, no, we won't try to imply anything.
I... I also was instructed to be coming at night,
so I guess I wanted to come talk to you about it, you know, night stuff.
It's not so well, I was only a trainee for a brief period and I left after that.
Is that an uncomfortable subject?
No, not at all.
Is that all?
I still have matters to attend to, so...
Wait!
We're gonna go look into the seed on your own?
Let's go look for clues together!
No, I had other matters to the north regarding the seed.
I've done all that I can, and I'll leave it at that.
Oh, oh, I, I see, this is a lot more stubborn than I thought.
Oh well, we can go look for clues ourselves then.
Damn, she's going fast, she's zooming out of here.
Holy shit.
Go to Vensis' four steps, okay?
Sure.
She was flying!
What is that? Oh, it's a TP thing, I think?
Yeah, it's a warp thing. Oh, she's here anyway!
Oh, she's gonna be pissed. I don't think she likes us very much.
I did not- I've never seen that angle of her shirt. I think her shirt's a little bit too short.
I thought I'm gonna do her as well.
Anyways, I'll be off.
We just got here.
Sometime later.
Hey, they're not finding shi- Oh, there she is!
Running by.
Sometime later, one more time.
Haha, here we are again.
Oh, she's lost.
How cute and sad.
She needs help.
How can she be the best young warrior from the true family,
And yet she's so stupid that she needs our generic main character to save her. How can this be?
But your bow directions, right?
Yo Connor, thanks for the 14 months.
I consider myself quite good at follow the simple map. By the way, were you heading head north to begin with?
That's not your business. I was searching for someone. Don't worry. I didn't mean to cry.
Oh, by the way, Ophelia. What's your adventure, Rake? Why are you asking me all of a sudden? Is it really that important to you?
Well, the forest, the north, the Forstner Road borders the Elves territory, and there's a pretty strict adventure Rake limit, you know, there.
What? How could that be?
I'm sure you know a lot of fancy noble stuff, but you're lacking in basic common sense.
That's...
Look, we can help you.
Huh? But how?
Why are you the one asking that?
We found the seeds in our quest. We saw there was a guy who was spreading them around on purpose.
I see. This is a public request for the high point value and catching the culprits would run as a big bonus.
That means our venture rates would go up in no time and I feel like we get to the Elbs Forest.
You're a genius, Werner.
I see. So that's how I can get there. Very well. I shall accompany you until we catch the culprits, though.
Okay, I guess we are friends now temporarily
Yo, I consume what paint thanks for 30 or 49 months actually, thank you
Oh my
What an ability.
He's like what he's trying to tell us something.
It's communicating!
There's a wig here in my mouth.
There he goes.
Go deeper into the forest. Alright.
Level 8 spark slime.
Fuck that!
A swine king!
Bro, Werna fucking hates Cloud.
She's just constantly pissed off by him.
You can just tell from the look on her face.
She is not happy.
Not pleased at all.
What the?
Can't blame Rewind for us?
Yes.
A voice?
Need a hand right?
Don't worry pal, we'll be happy to help you out.
He's completely convinced he can talk to them.
I think I'm starting to understand it, Verna.
He's schizophrenic, he's crazy.
So perhaps it'd be better if I didn't.
He's actually crazy.
Corrupted slime.
There he is!
The big king slime!
I can capture this one.
Yay!
My first capture out in the wild!
First catch! Number 5, slimelet.
Nice! That means I can equip it to...
One of my characters did not have a slimelet.
I think it's her.
Alright, now I'll lower it. There we go.
Nice.
Okay, that's fine.
So let's see... characters...
Monster Lane?
Oh, I'd add more.
Uh, okay.
That works.
I gotta go around, I guess.
Okay, capture.
I'm stuck.
Oh, I'm fine.
Oh, it's that high grade drop rate.
I can't go there yet though.
Oh my god, my camera froze again.
I don't know why it does that weird mic thing when it freezes. Doesn't make any sense.
It's probably more clear than 5 minutes to beat the king of the slimelets.
Okay, I got this.
I'm being a drasio to waffle hut. Thanks for four months.
Okay, Francis is not that good damage wise, but damn, she probably heals or something,
right?
There's a number of ladies
Where are you running? Why are you running?
Oh, I do heal okay. I'm really the other characters. And myself.
Oh, shit.
Oh, it's for sure on the coolest.
She's trying to get a die I'm not to kill her.
Hey!
Hey!
Oh god, he's gonna drown in the slime.
Oh, there's a seed in there!
Get out of the way!
oh my god the swarm powers what the fuck was that
Keep your eye on the time. Don't want to miss your flight.
I'm not...
Challenge successful. Let's go.
Mozart!
Wee-wee-wee.
Yo, here comes the end of that. Thank you for 46 months.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Sayu, King Slime.
Oh shit, he's saying slurs!
What's going on? Wait, there's something you want to tell me, right?
King Slime! Just what are these seeds?
The space we all must return to.
The space between existence and non-existence?
You seem confused. We have to seed out of you. So you should be fine now.
My name's Claude, we're friends now you say huh, it's a slime lip, what's it talk to me, I got it
He actually is crazy
Oh
Yeah, I'll log in the words
You're welcome buddy glad I can help
So are we best friends now?
You want to come with us? I want to say no to that. Come on, let's go!
I'm tired. Let's take a little closer to the village.
This area looks just as good as the Breezeville.
Ketchy.
Who's this?
Toleman?
What to do?
What's wrong?
Thank goodness you're here.
You need to help us.
What's the situation?
There are a ton of goblins on the way to Breezeville!
Goblin?
Huh? Why are goblins doing all the way out there?
I cannot turn a blind eye to those in need.
Of course!
You're gonna help me, thank you!
How do we know we can trust this guy?
Oh shit!
Good job, boy!
Now I'm paying you.
Mother is working right now, mozzarella.
Don't you know that?
Yes, I've got a job to do.
Oh my god, so many warp things.
Oh my god.
This is so cute.
The town's on fire.
My daughter is at home all alone!
Start the move!
Go!
Oh shit.
why would you leave your daughter at home alone during a job like I guess
what's he supposed to do
oh shit wait oops no in the cutscene I closed the game
Okay, it paused it.
It paused my camera.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Guys, I can't move. Help me. Help. Help.
Yo, oh, thank you for the 5v10, thank you.
Thanks, oh.
I think my capture card is just dying.
I have a scuffed one anyway.
I think my favorite character to play is like now go all my favorite design is Francis
He's fine.
Yo, play assassins, 3, 4, 4, black, black, thank you for the kisses, Doug, thank you.
W.
Oh, that was a pretty useful slime, isn't it?
Hopefully, you get to bake some cake pops on Master Baker.
Vince thanks to the 54 months. I mean hopefully not because I'll probably fuck him up.
I will do my best though.
If I get to decorate stuff I will I will ask Chat to decide how I decorate the things.
I love decorating I'm just not very confident in my making ability especially without a recipe.
That's so crazy.
Oh, he found his daughter!
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
You're the one from before, and is your daughter safe?
Yo, where are rabbit Ollie?
Thank you for the five!
Thank you!
Thank you Ollie!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yes, yes. I was so scared. It's okay now. You're safe. You need to get to safety.
Everyone else should be by the well. Okay, we're putting out the remaining fires now.
Spires everywhere. Hello, Rick. What will I do with all of this fire? Calm down, has
anyone hurt? Are you from the monster tamers? I'm the mayor of Freezeville, Rick. My beloved
town is going up in flames. Thrice damned goblins. If I ever get my hands on them all, we take
care of all the goblins in the area. We should figure out what to do with the fire first.
It'll be over in no time with us here. What do you mean by us? Really? Wait, I'm not...
Here are heroes! The saviors of our village! The party then had to help the residents
breeze will rebuild their town. Skip the cutscene I guess. It's just text. See you another day of
hard work. Let's go back and get some rest. I'm glad we're here. Thank you for being much worse
without us. We're quite done with the build of the town, correct? Yo, NPC Matt, thank you for
another five thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
thank you thank you I'm gonna be helping out of those
in the next but there are places my skill are better suited and my own goals to
achieve then they said they saw something that looks like my brother in
the northern forest by now he would be a feeling in that case you should have told
earlier. Yeah, no one forced you to rebuild the village.
I'm sorry! Ophelia, you asshole! You made a child cry! Our family's not a lot, and
our house burned down, and my brother, he went somewhere far, far away.
Feeling when I'm done. Yo, Drake more. Thank you for the gifted. Thank you
Did you just make a kid cry?
Cloud, where these days you'll learn to read the room. How's that clouds fault?
Wait, did I level up?
I did.
Sack out of materials.
I really, really want to see him again.
No. He left before they came. He said he wanted to make money.
Text me maybe.
Probably see me back soon, but he...
Don't cry. He made you a promise, didn't he?
I am certain that he's an honorable man. He will keep his promise.
Really?
Yes. When the news of what happened to the town gets out, I'm sure he'll come running home because he cares about you.
And if for some reason he doesn't return, it must have to be strong. You go look for him yourself.
Okay!
Wow, what's up goblins there's even more goblins, but also I wish it would be fast for me to take a look for yourselves
Okay
Now similar or is it a puddle we saw
So many goblins.
So now do we go home or what?
So we're gonna go ask for help to kill all the goblins.
I can tell you're stronger than when you were the last time we met.
Of course you've been fighting all sorts of monsters lately.
That's good.
There are many ways to become stronger but nothing beats combat experience.
If you want to keep improving you should visit a path.
A path.
Yo Itachi!
Thank you for the 10!
Thank you!
You see, Tachi?
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Much appreciated.
W-W-W big, big 10 nuke in the chat.
Darn!
Sorry, I'm distracting.
Find your own path to power there.
Just a reminder, getting experience in real battles
is the fastest way to get better.
Sounds good, we like getting stronger.
Yeah, okay.
Oh, never mind.
Paths.
Various monsters appear in paths.
Feet olives have obtained character power-up materials.
Select a path from this topic.
Various power-up rewards.
Clear the path to power-up your character.
Uh, oh.
Uh, okay.
Let's do it.
Your scre- your screech sounded like a chihuahua stuck in a tire!
Okay, and...
I'm going to mow the wall.
Holy moly.
I did it!
Okay.
Perfect, we need Adventure Level 4 for more leveling.
We're back, it was easier than we expected.
Don't let them go to your head, there are far stronger enemies still out there.
Of course we need to hit the password to come truly powerful adventurers.
Yes, we shall.
Yo, Johnny! Thank you for the 10!
Thank you, Johnny! Another 10 nuke dropped on chat.
Thank you, Johnny!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
So many gift shops. Thank you, thank you.
Thanks, Johnny. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
How do you take care of your monsterlings?
The monsterlings, we just let them dangle around because they're cute. Why do you ask?
If you're interested in new monsterlings, you can try combining.
Ooh, like persona!
Combining is the secret to monster reproduction and a key to this world's evolution.
Oh, here we go again.
So how does combining work? Tell us.
Well, it starts with a pair of monsters getting deeply into each other in their primal forms
igniting a hot hot or using hot water again a hot genetic fusion reaction just
thinking about my heart rates he he he what the hell hey right if you want
better monsterlings you have to combine them give it a shot we'll try right away
thanks for the info okay I shall try it combining select to register two of
I'll give you a second, I'll just give you a little swing, okay?
A cappy mama.
Can I combine these?
I wanna quit, yeah.
I'll try it.
What am I like?
A mole-mander, how cute.
Can I combine my combined ones?
Uh, it's just the same thing, I think.
Can I combine two of the same?
A slime wet.
I don't know if it just makes it stronger or what.
I don't know if it did anything.
Oh, hello, ma'am.
Well, wait, I have equipment now.
Okay.
I didn't cancel. Oh, wait, I can...
Damn I'm poor. Wait, I think I just- did I just consume all of my other monsters?
Oh my god, I did. Oh, fuck. Well, I have one stronger one, I guess.
I had the combined turn out and explosive reactions. It was amazing. We had a pretty interesting result, right?
Right, so remember when it comes to the world's evolution and the important task on covering the world, the wonders of the ecosystem
Combining the source of new
Monsterlings got it
Okay, I understand now. Hello adventurers. What can I help you with?
Freezy will be attacked by goblins really is that actually true?
Yes, nothing terrible has happened so far, but it's only a matter of time
What should we do? The branch master isn't here. Come on Uncle Miller.
The branch master shouldn't be more reliable.
Oh shit! That's the branch master.
Shibu-chan, where were you?
I'm at the police station.
I know. The situation is very serious.
I'm the one who's going to the police station.
Instead, I want you guys to do something else.
Why is he a cool cowboy?
It's about the old man's job, right?
You know, he brought me this stinky CD.
Four hours long person handed this. You can do it.
Go find Francis.
Tell her I sent you! Wait, Francis is in the main story!
Wow.
Francis, huh?
Amazing.
Oh, Francis is clinic. Alright!
Oh, she's close by.
I will meet Francis as Francis.
What is this?
Oh, is she- for level up materials I have?
I'll be out for a bit!
Heart emoji.
The sign is shooting hearts at me.
Oh, there she is.
Oh my.
What the fuck?
What is going on?
What the heck is going on?
I can't see this. What is that?
Even the shine in her eyes is a heart.
Hmm.
Oh, this is the suspicious seed.
Definitely smell suspicious.
I don't know anything that's interesting in a while.
They were drugging the monsters to make them attracted to people? What is she saying?
I think her complete is whatever you're imagining is definitely wrong.
I'm looking to see the effect of her priority. Is it a sedative of a boss? What is that?
Yeah, that's not either, are you? Oh, she's become evil.
Guys, she's a freak! She's a huge freak!
Hello, Francis. I'm Francis. Hello.
Uh, go to the gathering hub. Are we supposed to bring her the seed?
Hmm. What time are we gonna be live for Master Baker?
Um...
I think 2pm Central Time?
Noon... Noon Pacific Time.
Oh, no.
It's kind of curious like that. We're running an errand for you.
That's the reaction I'm looking for. How is Francis? Did she accept our request?
I don't know. She was very weird.
Pot me kettle ha ha finger you weirdos could form a club or something now's not the time
to joke around what's happening with the squad that's going to Breezeville I already have a
bunch of hearty folks lined up that includes YouTube come on everyone's waiting new with
I guess it's time to fight all those dang goblins.
Hello.
Oh
Booboo
I feel like I like five shot those guys, I think we can just go in there.
Is this a gachi game or is this an RPG?
It has gachi, yeah.
Which I have of course already rolled on.
I don't think I'm going to be able to do that.
Oh, Philia.
I'll have to find out how many enemies and goblins are there,
and I'll have to pull out the gun and shoot the signal gun.
You guys should join us at that time.
I think you're right.
Why are you going alone?
I think it's better to go with you.
But...
Oh, Philia.
I'm not a adventurer now,
but I was a knight in the past.
Please let me go through those trials.
No, but you...
But you're a high school student, aren't you?
That's...
I can't help it.
Are you going to fight me and break the dangerous barrier?
These guys never drop any monsters to capture.
maybe you can't capture the goblins I don't know
What is that?
Of course gobble, but this one's normal.
A goblin, everyone, it's a trap!
What? No, no, no, no!
What do you mean, no, no, no?
This is clearly a trap. What are you planning?
I'm from a different camp than that lot over there.
Please, you have to believe me.
I still don't have to trust everything this guy says.
Tell me, why did you call out to us?
I wanted to help you.
Help us be your goblin.
Why would you want to help us?
Well, I had a little quid pro quo in line.
I would have said they were causing so many problems
that humans would come running to stop them, and here you are.
That's why I'm here. I'm here to help you pick some goblin butt.
I don't know exactly what their weaknesses are. I'm a goblin too after all.
All you do is take out their leader, then the rest of them will be completely lost.
I cannot trust you. Why is he dancing?
Hold on, Ophelia. Have you ever seen a goblin as funny and sophisticated as this one?
No. Thank you. Thank you for the compliment. I've just worked with him before, that's all.
He's lying to us, and I'll just blow everything up!
Blow everything up!
That sounds like a plan, I feel like I'm getting drawn into weirder and weirder things the longer I stay with you.
Lead the way, Goblin, no tricks, or I'll cut you down where you stand.
Affirmative, man, follow me!
Alright, where are we going?
I'm gonna go back and see what this is.
There's more stuff to kill and loot.
Mining.
Oh, there we go.
I got silver ore.
Can I capture this?
There we go.
Cute.
Not bad.
That should probably equip those when I get the chance.
Ooh, a chest.
Okay, that was a worthwhile detour for sure.
And mushrooms?
I don't know what these are for, but I just pick up everything I find, I guess.
Yeah!
We are truly moving up in the world.
Thank you!
Thanks for 29 months!
Welcome back!
And now, meow!
I'm a little dizzy from that smoke.
Sign that torch! It's that seed! Put out the torch now!
I'll put it out.
Oh, there we go.
Wow, that was a great looking game with rich storytelling and interesting mechanics. Where can we play this hidden gem?
Well, if you type exclamation point star dive, your link will come up that you can click on to download the game for free
WP3
Thank you. I appreciate it
Oh, it's a stealth mission?
Oh, hell no!
I was ready to go and fight.
My god, there's so many of them. There you go this way. Oh, oh, oh
He has no idea
I will never get caught
Never ever ever
Xanderu thanks for the 20 oh
20 months tier 3 thank you. Oh god. I'm so fucked. I'm so oh no. I'm so fucked dude. I'm pincered
Stealth mission hard fuck I
I like to go fast.
I'm not trolling.
We did it!
Oh shit!
Over the head defeat the corrupted sergeant goblin
Go Chon go!
I'm not sure if I can get out of here, but I'm going to get out of here.
the boss is swinging hoping he'll hit someone, that means uh, oh he hit me, haha.
Got him.
What the gobbles are all about?
with the goblins are all nice now though leave us alone
no I meant won't you miss your playing backamods
uh no I won't
Oh, that's where you were hiding.
Meow meow.
I know the season area, aww you're so cute and capable.
What are these seeds anyway?
The problem is they're eating the seeds and they're really breathing it's smoke but
still suffering the same effects.
Is this also the doing of the guy we saw in the patch earlier?
It might be the case.
We'll have to hunt down our culprits to find out for sure.
All right, let's leave the rest of the other venturers
and head back to the gathering hub.
Venture quest unlocked.
Oh.
Nice.
I guess the goblins aren't easy
even when they're not corrupted with the evil seed.
I think I'm supposed to go back now?
I didn't mean to shoot her! I'm sorry!
My bad.
Whoopsie.
And she leveled the wards.
I got one point one five million coins
All right.
I have to look for Uncle Cappy.
I am jacked.
This is a level five area.
My characters are level 15.
Wait, can I level up my characters yet?
I can.
Level 20.
I am so strong
So very strong
So, new codex entry just covered 2.7% oh my god wait there's so many wait you can catch
the cat axolotl things oh my god I gotta get those things so cute there's a lot I've
I've never even seen.
I need one of those.
I see on the map there's a bunch of them back here.
Okay.
We're back, here you go, oh thank you, you can leave them here.
Let me explain why testing the cappy environment theory is important.
Because the corrupted cappies might affect the environment of hand in this, right?
And plus I guess they're adventurers who aren't all brawn and no brains after all.
I'm learning to stole that from me.
What?
Finally monster to uh, lead a side quest path to riches.
Okay.
I will do that.
He is out.
They're the other guys that I fight usually.
the rage golden molymole falls out
Oh
Okay charge keys
I
Just want to friendly monster chambers
I got through all these
I guess I have to do all of them, you know Salem, thanks for 23 months.
I
I
Can capture it
Sick
How many more to do, turn on the request.
I don't know what these two things are, but I think this is Starlight Crystals for the
Gacha, right?
Should I think we just take that one?
Talk to Miller.
We're back!
Oh, well, I wouldn't give it to be 20 years younger.
I thought the seed investigation that Galba Ensign was related to them too. Oh, I just got word from Francis that she finally looked into it
All right, I haven't met her yet. Have you
He's kind of a weird lady, but she was looking into the seed for us when you're standing guard at Breezeville. I see
Clash, I'm giving you the full picture here
Francis is just kind of weird. She's very very weird. That's why I believe in the task of talking to her to you, of course
I'll happily go talk to Francis. In fact, I'll turn into Francis.
Oh, looks like she's back at her clinic now.
Cute!
And you have the other pretty lady with you, Cloud, I'm impressed.
Pretty lady.
Can we cut the unnecessary flirting and get to the results?
Unnecessary.
Don't you know what that love is what makes the world go round?
Cloud, how brave you to go against the grain.
Who says there's anything wrong with having multiple partners?
Love is love is love.
What are you saying? It's not like that! It's not like that at all!
Oh, you're no fun. Alright, we can go now. Bro, what the heck?
What the heck? Explain!
So, it's just charlatan. Are you sure we can trust her?
Oh, Miss Knight, I think you're suffering from a severe love deficiency.
Would you like something for that, Hart?
Weed life best life. Thanks for the 15 months. No, I have not agreed to any treatment
Well, I think I think could rattle Ophelia
Good grief
Oh Francis how goes the analysis wait, why are you here?
Let's just say that your venture is brought back something truly dangerous
So I had to take precautions and deliver it in person
truly dangerous. What is it? It's not from our world. It contains power that doesn't belong
to us. I read an old text. I think it was one of the most interesting phenomena in solace
and manminous. Anyway, people who are exposed to it become confused and are prone to violence.
Yes, I'm sure you've seen it all firsthand. It's that corruption that you were talking
about. Corruption. It sounds so evil. It's like it's making my body burn up.
That's not a symptom I've heard before.
Quick, or you can still talk!
Do you feel any violent urges?
If push comes to shove, I am syringe-full and low.
Step aside.
If he is truly beyond saving, I have no choice but to cut him down.
Uh, I suddenly feel fine.
Really.
I'm completely fine.
Uh-huh.
My hypothesis is that species of high intelligence like humans and demi-humans won't be affected
by it.
As affected, you're saying it still poses a threat to us, Francis?
Yes, that's how we need the help of Custos.
By Custos, do you mean the warden of nature from the legends?
That's the one.
What is going on, brother?
Custos is the nation's guardian of the city.
Would it discover something that goes against the laws of nature?
It smashes them to pieces to bring balance and peace and she talks with a lot of heart
He'd awaken the war and has been guarded by the white wolf pack for generations friends. They're planning on visiting the white wolves yourself
Those are other way right and the wolves are quite dashing heart
What she's into the wool on this unserious I meant we're leaving it up to her
No, you're going with her. I never agreed to a trip with this charlatan
First I thought you were the icicle type, but you can be hot with anger too
How did you know I love I mean love watching ice melt
Let's go
Don't forget to see those adventure rank points. See ya
Good grief
Good grief
Wow, what a game.
I guess we're off to find a white wolf pack.
This way.
I crossed there now.
way. Goblins! You there! Stop! Now what do you want?
Pass through here! Prequers paying a toll! You feel like you're smart enough to know
about the toll, aren't you? Of course we do! Paying a toll across to someone else's
land tolls totally makes sense! How much is it again? This guy switched it
Wow, Cloud, how close can you be?
It's a robbery, stupid!
We're being robbed!
Did you get us the toll nicely?
We've only charged a bit.
Because you didn't too bad!
Get him, boys!
Oh, whoop your ass.
Now you understand it, can't.
That was brutal.
That chest.
Let's go.
Nair's is level 8 now.
A wolf beast, Ken.
He's one of the White Wolves who's pretty far from home though.
Hey, you good?
Save me!
What's a White Wolf like you doing in a place like this?
I was running, I was retreating, retreating to call for help!
What happened?
There was a huge fire within the pack!
It was all so sudden!
I don't know why it happened!
Isn't the White Wolf pack's hierarchy very strict?
Yes, I heard that the white wolves value warriors value your valor overall else
Yes, but I'm actually
All right slow down everyone we get in the whole store. We head up there. Hey, man
We didn't use ourselves yet. All right. My name is cloud. Oh, it is height. I'm height the gatekeeper
It was true. Thanks for the five months. Oh, you're the gatekeeper. You're the perfect person. We just back there
Take you there's something I could do fighting not so much
Hey Heights, don't worry, we're here to help.
Here to help, really?
Thank goodness you're here.
On my way.
Evil seed.
Oh, popping cappers.
Ooh.
Thanks to mine.
Blink don't know what that's for yet.
New beast rank.
Oh my god, what's going on?
Oh, I wanna check this out. What the heck is this?
What is this? Mysterious ripples.
There's not telling what this is, but even just approaching, you can feel its overwhelming power.
You can sense that something immensely powerful lies within it, but you can't bring yourself to look inside.
Oh, why not?
Okay, well whatever it is, I can't go in there yet I guess.
Unfortunately.
Stand back and try to breathe okay it'll just take one second.
It's enigmatic it makes you vomit I told you to hold your breath.
Oh but they're alive at least.
Oh and they're throwing up the evil seeds.
All right, I did it I know I could break these
I even get anything out of it I don't think so
Come on, what are they looking at? It's a seed. What the stop right there?
I'm going to see what's down here.
I think they're just higher or higher level on the other guys.
I brought all his old rat friends.
He was losing.
I'm a loser!
I got the Tammer Mole and the Mollymole.
Great.
Alright, let's head back.
Oh my goodness.
I like when they go up.
What wolf warrior cute
Get the heck out of here
Hey guys I gotta head to the airport soon but um you should try out one mongell star
guy that's free to play.
You can type Star Dive, or Exclamation Point, Star Dive and chat, and link will come up.
I like it, it's fun.
Yes, I'm flying tonight, and then tomorrow I'll be live early for episode one of Master Baker.
with a cutie, Valkyrie, Emily, Rage, Super TF, and Austin Shrop.
I'll do my best.
I haven't done a competition stream in a while.
That'll be interesting for sure.
Yo, Empower, thank you for the nine months.
Yeah, thank you guys for all the subs and followings and such today.
Yes, I must go bald to take off my weave and go to the airport.
And thank you for the sponsor at Mom's Old Star Die.
Don't forget to check out the game guys.
It's very cute, cute characters, and you can collect little monsters and stuff.
Very nice.
Okay, yes, it is time to go bald.
I'm a bald egg. I'm a bald egg. Alright well yeah I gotta change and head out so I don't
miss my flight. But I think you guys can watch today, I'll be live tomorrow. Hell yeah. Alright
see you guys. Hope you all have a lovely night. I'm gonna host the bird cam now. Yeah bye
Bye guys, bye bye!
Cause now it's jealousy
Tell me who was I born to be
Be, be, be, be, be, be, be, be
With you with me
Be, be, be, be, be, be, be
With my jealousy
Be, be, be, be, be, be, be
Cause I'm born to be
Be, be, be, be, be, be
Cause I'm born to be
I communicate all these thoughts
But I can't escape
No one ought to keep
Can't change the way
I