Emiru
MASTER BAKER DAY 1 ⭐️🔥 @QTCINDERELLA @EXTRAEMILY @VALKYRAE @SUPERTF @YOURRAGEGAMING @AUSTINSHOW ⭐️🔥 ARCADE IRL WITH RAGE AFTER @EMIRU247
04-16-2026 · 6h 02m
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I'm gonna be all this shit to scare me
Wanna be me
This ain't what I want
This is everything I need
No, I don't belong
Can't contain my jealousy
Stop looking at yourself
You're caught up in my spell
No, how can you tell this
You know what you're about
Stop, I can't agree
For sure I can't go in
This feeling of jealousy
Tell me, who was I born to be?
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby
Let's go with me
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby
To my channel, I'm sick of it
Baby, baby, baby, baby
Because I'm born to be
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby
Because I'm born to be
Can't communicate all these thoughts
But I can't escape
No, I'm not okay
Can't change the face
Say that I want to
This is everything in me
an all in one
can't contain my jealousy
not looking at yourself
you caught a administer
No, can't you tell
us in a wish you will
Stop it, I can't agree
So I can't believe
this kind of jealousy
Tell me, was I
Boy to be me
be me
But oh let's me be me
me be me
Step up and speak, speak, speak, speak, speak, speak
Because I'm born of you, speak, speak, speak, speak
Because I'm born of you
Who was I born of here?
Why you tell me, tell me
Tell me who was I born to be
Be, be, be, be, be, be, be
I still love you
Oh, yeah
Like you're not a pain
And maybe that's from the nature
Baby
In the underwater
Please help me
Yeah
Like you're like a rain
Cause that is sweet on the floor
Baby
I'm a slave to those
So let's go
Don't let that happen
Baby
Happy feeling
Love when you grow
You better
You better
You already know
When it shows
And that is you
Let me
I'll miss you
You need us for all my ladies who don't give a shit about
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Oh, you look great!
I tried.
Please, cutie!
Hello, guys.
Yeah, there's so many people here.
Oh, thank you for the five. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
The bit rate is a little bit scuffed.
Hopefully it will get better.
Hopefully it will get better.
Oh, oh, oh, okay.
Bakers!
I'm ready.
You got bakers?
I'm gonna have time to come over here.
Oh, we're starting already.
I don't even have time to talk to you guys or anything.
Is your bitrate fucked, Rae?
Yes, it is.
You have duct tape on here.
I do, yeah.
Why?
Uh, because I taped it to a dodgeball to shoot out of a cannon with Maya.
Yeah.
Oh, I see.
I see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no.
No way.
I mean, we're not getting the last place.
We can't, bro.
That would be so embarrassing.
No, no, no, no, no, no, last place.
What's the number?
Oh, OK.
We're back to our lives.
It's the main thing.
Oh, we're not live yet?
Oh, yeah.
We'll have a main feed.
We'll have a main feed.
Tomb chat.
We'll have a main feed.
We're in a customer service.
It's OK.
We're a mess, but we're your best.
Aren't you?
Aren't you, aren't you?
Oh, yes, the yarn is here.
Those are our judges.
Beautiful judges.
I know the dimples for you.
Guys, how bad is the bit rate?
I'm trying to decide if I should try to switch it to my phone.
Oh, and you guys see this?
I have a chest mount so I can attach you guys to,
I'll show you guys.
Hold on.
hold on one second oh yeah we are wanted to have camera men so you guys are just
stuck with me I will be holding you guys oh it's fine now okay we're all on the
same Wi-Fi I'm sorry I'm sorry so I can attach you guys to the chest mount and
when it faces up it looks like this but then I can also do this so that I can
walk around and do stuff with my hands freely and not have to manage the phone.
So yeah, it'll be great. And this is my station. We've got butter eggs, guys. I
would be real. I don't know how to bake anything without a recipe and I've only
ever baked with a cake mix. I feel like I'm fucked. We've got vanilla, baking
powder, baking soda. I don't know the difference. Measuring cups. Oh, these are
mine minor green and then I noticed that I think this is an ice cream machine
because there's a little ice cream button I hope that we don't have to make
ice cream that would be very stressful and then Ray's gonna be next to me so
maybe I can copy some stuff off of her and then Emily's gonna be here and yeah
okay I'm gonna take you guys off the mount now hello I feel like I look
stupid with this thing but uh yeah I mean what can I do so you're gonna have to
sabotage well if I were gonna sabotage anyone then it would have to be Ray
because Ray's gonna be right next to me and I don't want to do that so oh my god
guys and the hotel the power has been out in it for like eight hours so I
I literally had to come here and do my hair in the bathroom, in the kitchen, because there
was no power at all.
It was pitch black, and it was like a horror game in there, it was like a Resident Evil
game.
Like walking down the hallway, it was pitch black, but they had like little flashlight
set up.
And okay, so the elevators weren't, even though there was no power, right?
But the elevators were working off of like backup power.
So when you use the elevator, it worked, but it was very slow, and inside there were no
lights except for red lights.
Like it was pitch black with just dim red lights.
And oh my god, it was fucking terrifying.
It was horrible.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, it's this button, right? It says back.
Oh, thank you. Yes.
This is why I think you're in a win.
No, don't sad me.
No, I'm not going to win.
Oh, yes.
You don't need to be here to line it up.
I'm going to have it right there.
Here, how can I tag you?
Great.
Okay, ready?
We're just going to go live. I'll explain it all, you guys will be great.
Thank you, Debra.
We're a chaotic group.
We're all very silly people.
It's a fine group.
It's a fine group, I mean.
What info, what does he call it?
Yay!
That's the beta.
Okay.
Excited to have everyone today.
A lot of you didn't even know the rules until we were outside, which is very exciting for us.
You guys did it really great.
It's not funny.
Yeah.
It was a sense of point.
You'll be great.
If anyone is not going to master baker, master baker consists of six.
Novelist baker.
bakers or very inexperienced bakers or streamers. This is generous, thank you.
And they have to bake without a recipe. They'll be judged on taste, creativity,
and if it is the item that they're told them.
Taste?
I don't even know what's in a cake. What do you do with the eggs? There's eggs and shit. I don't know what to do with an egg either.
Well, I think we do have our very impressive bakers.
And so we will all be asking each of you
to introduce yourself as well as what
is your experience with baking, please.
I don't even know what we're doing here.
I've made a Betty Crocker cake mix.
OK.
Yeah.
Pretty good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She got it.
She wanted it.
What?
It's amazing.
It's very interesting.
I didn't get a bring up.
OK.
Wow.
That's great.
Please introduce yourself.
What's your own experience?
Um, I also box cookies, you know, I can follow a recipe, but there's no recipe, so I'm screwed.
Yeah, it's hard.
Okay, alright.
You're cute, you're such a real best friend.
Try to tell me what you're doing.
She always cooks for everyone else.
So when you're on your plate eating or whatever, I'm trying to tell you.
She said we go on plating.
We don't make out.
She has a problem.
Oh my God.
Work over on her.
Work over on her.
Work over on her.
Work over on her.
Work on her.
Extra Emily.
Hello.
Please tell us your babies.
Please tell us your baking experience.
I once made boneless cookies for my friend.
Oh!
It's cookies without the chocolate chips and people love them.
Oh, I remember that. Yeah, they were pretty good.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, she made boneless cookies.
Yeah.
What's a boneless?
What's a boneless?
Yeah, but it's like cookie with no chocolate chips.
And then it was like a sugar cookie.
Yeah, something like that.
They weren't that bad.
Okay, I want to hear that.
That's not gonna make me cry.
All right, we're gonna win.
Oh, no, oh, my God.
Next up, we have your rage.
We're gonna talk about our big experience.
Yeah.
Okay.
I baked two times my whole life.
I baked two times last year, so you can sit in the redder.
You can sit in the minerals.
Shit was bust.
It was bust.
I did most of the work, though, so that's a good experience.
And in high school, I bought a cupcake and I put icing on it to give to my mother-in-law
because they crushed.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, man.
Cute.
That's a little messy.
You know what I'm saying?
Austin Show, please tell us your experience with baking.
I watched a 25 minute how to cook tutorial.
How to learn how to cook in 25 minutes on the way over here.
That's actually con.
And that's the extent of my cooking experience.
I tried baking a cake out of a box.
Well, Christian and I tried baking a cake out of a box
and he did most of the work and it still didn't work out.
I don't know how to bake.
Cooking is different than baking.
I mean, isn't it not just a, isn't cooking and baking like it's cooking?
Not at all.
But it's cooked.
Not at all.
But cooking, baking, it's the same, it's some of the same family tree.
It's some of the same thing, right?
Baking is a form of cooking.
Yeah, it's the same like skateboarding and rollerblading are the same thing.
I mean, I have a lot of cooking.
What kind of cooking is that?
I mean, okay, I mean, look, I didn't realize that cooking and baking were two separate
things, but that's why I'm here today.
Yes, I like that.
Okay.
All right.
And then last but not least, super.
Please tell us your baking experience.
Ah, what have I baked?
I think I've made a pre-boxed chocolate cake before and I didn't really do anything because
I had someone help me.
So.
Okay.
So good.
Yeah.
So as you can tell, they're very overqualified to be here today.
Speaking of overqualified, we have returning contestants today as our judges.
Over here, let's start with Caroline Cuom.
Hi, hi everyone.
Please introduce yourself and tell our contestants what kind of baking you're looking for today.
Ooh, well it is day one so I am looking for perfection.
You should clean your camera.
What are you talking about?
Those are the standards.
I see we already might have our eliminated contestant.
That's crazy. That's crazy.
That's crazy. That's crazy.
That's crazy. That's so crazy.
Caroline, do you accept
deconstructed versions of whatever we're making today?
If you could do a deconstructed version,
Austin, sure.
Well, I mean, like, as long as it has the ingredients
in there, perhaps some of them aren't fully cooked.
But it has
everything that you need, right? I mean, you're eating
the same thing. If you were to break down the calories,
it would be the same.
What's it called if a gay person does a crime?
What do you like the gay person does the crime on?
The straight person?
Yes.
It's fair game.
The crime.
I think it's just a crime.
It's just a crime.
Yeah.
Can you just be cooking?
Yes.
Oh, yes.
The gay...
They do...
What?
What?
What?
What are gay chefs and bakers?
Dorn Ramses.
Dorn Ramses.
He has a wife and kids.
Exactly.
He has a wife and kids.
Exactly.
Anthony?
Anthony?
Also, Barley the Burr?
Oh, Barley the Burr?
Right, yeah, big, big, big chef.
Big chef, yeah.
Well, you don't need to be fantastic.
Yeah, you can grab me some ratatouille.
Yes.
Yeah, the ratatouille.
Martha Stewart seems like...
She thinks she's a lesbian?
In jail, definitely.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
And what is your...
What's your palate?
What are you looking for today?
Oh, it's very distinguished.
Uh-huh.
and high the class.
OK.
Wow.
So it's not going to be easy.
You've got to lower your expectations.
I'm sorry.
High class?
You have to lower your expectations.
This is just not going to go well.
So maybe everyone gets eliminated.
We'll see.
Wow.
Wow.
Being the first.
It's all right.
It's a big task.
Yeah.
OK.
Well, you can, maybe you can pick this step.
We'll have to figure out other ways.
Right.
Okay.
So gold.
And now we have a return winner.
Oh, yeah.
We won a lot.
Oh, I know.
What?
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, jeez.
I know the tricks.
I will say one of the contestants already bought me a coffee.
Oh, that is true.
That is awesome.
That is awesome.
What?
What?
That's a slut.
Teacher's piss.
I mean, she wanted a coffee, so I bought her a coffee.
Yeah.
I'm so sorry, I didn't realize I was with a winner.
Oh, no, you didn't.
And I picked her up today.
That's what she said.
Oh, so...
Harry Potaglott.
Yes.
I also got her a copy, and she's not mentioning it either.
I got both of the judges in the coffee.
Well, you know, that was something I appreciated, but I didn't know was a potential bribe.
Please, please, please.
Come on, relax.
It's not a bribe.
She ain't going for that.
I just wanted to acknowledge how beautiful both of you look today.
So what are you looking for today, Sam?
Cooked.
Mixed.
On a plate.
I have a weird gut biome situation going on, so please don't get that worse.
Did you say Jesus Christ?
Okay, for bells.
That's about it.
Okay, alright, sounds good.
All right, well bakers.
It's time to get your aprons.
Oh, it's not the righteous group.
I've been, let me just kind of, uh, oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, pick your time.
Pick one of those like from the 90s, you know.
Yes.
Yeah.
They have a bit of an older crowd on this one.
We all love it.
Lovely.
I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm actually great.
I'm a lot of fun.
Wow, so cute.
How cute! That's my name! How cute!
You do have those, Emmys?
Thank you, thank you.
He's so cute.
I might have to go and help each of them adjust how big they are.
Okay.
Yeah, but he still remembers.
Ooh, it has my name on it.
Jenny, put a tank at this.
There you go.
All right.
Red!
What news, what is it?
You're ready.
You guys are cute.
Can we keep these cuties?
Yeah.
I'm going to go with the drip shots.
Besides.
The drip.
No, you didn't.
Oh, sorry.
We can type.
A nice type.
Forest green.
Oh, thank you, cutie.
Welcome.
It's like I'm being.
I'm putting on an apron.
I like green.
It's nice.
That's like a blue toe.
Very cute, guys.
It's a hearty thing.
Oh, thanks.
You can always adjust it.
It's pretty easy.
Oh, yeah.
Adjust it.
Adjust, I think.
There you go.
That's it.
You're so welcome. You guys are looking great. Thank you. Wow, they're looking good. We got
a little fancier this season. We got the William Sonoma.
First little flip-off. Don't mind me.
So fancy.
Ooh, there you go, that's how the chef's doing.
Yeah, you do a little cinch.
All right, okay.
Now you do get potentially a bit of a bonus today.
If you're able to guess what we're making.
Oh, okay.
Cake, cookies.
We'll go one, we'll go one by one, we'll go one by one.
Okay, Emmy, what do you think?
Cake.
Okay.
A cookie.
Okay.
A cronut.
A what?
Ice cream cake um
uh shit uh shit we're not making a shit uh no ravioli is not a dessert um we're baking you
Oh, you don't bake forever.
Oh, yeah.
I'm like, oh, all right.
Ah, shit.
It's just a fad.
Five hours.
I can't even think of anything.
Crumbly.
Oh, yeah, crumberlack.
OK.
All right.
Chocolate some cookie.
Chocolate some cookie?
OK.
Yes.
What?
You're just name one.
Name one.
No, you will not be making that today.
Today, you will have 75 minutes, okay?
Chat will have the opportunity to add 15 minutes, so you could have up to 90 minutes, but you'll
have 75 minutes to make from scratch without a recipe.
I forgot one thing.
Cell phones.
Wait.
Oh, oh, oh, I got it.
What if I need to change my ingest?
How are we supposed to cheat?
So, yeah.
What if I need to change my ingest?
Pass back ingest.
The judge is in the way.
Oh man.
Yeah.
I'm going to change my ingest.
The judge is slow.
Oh, I love the table.
I miss being in one, two, three.
I miss my door.
There's paint.
All right.
This is my iPhone 17 Pro Max 2TB.
I'll put it right here.
It's 2TB.
It'll be up to chat, they'll vote at the hour mark, they'll vote.
Now if you are streaming and you have chat on your phone, you have to and we will be
checking remove chat from your overlay or chat has to go into email only it's up
to you but yeah that's what I thought okay all right you guys will do great
It's a fucking dinner
No, that's hard
What are you doing?
Ice cream cake?
So, we did up our budget this year.
Each of you have a very expensive, so don't forget to push crime, please.
Push crime?
Oh my God.
Rachel, you were right!
Ice cream cake!
Go, Chutee, Chutee, Chutee.
Out of the closest.
She gets the points.
You don't get anything.
Chat quickly, how do I make ice cream?
Now keep in mind, as it works, as it works, what do you do?
Oh, you're just, once you put it in, you're just going to put the ice cream machine in
the cold thing and push on.
What?
Wait, do you want to say that again?
Push the ice thing?
Okay, here you go.
Okay, ice thing.
Ice thing?
Ice thing.
And then go.
wait you don't use you don't use the ice cream but I'm gonna put ice cream
button and then go there you go that's what you're gonna do but I'm gonna go
around and put your ice button because it'll help speed it up so we'll get all
these on okay you will do that and she doesn't know how to do it
It's over.
I think they're curious if we're taking this challenge.
Yeah, Q, you should make one too.
Yeah, show us how to make it.
Every single button.
No, I'm making that.
Okay, there you go.
Okay, so this is going to help it cool, but once you put your ice cream in there, you're
going to push the ice cream button and then push go.
Ice cream?
So, I will help you push button.
Okay, okay.
I will also prevent you from hurting yourselves, and I'll show you how to use the mixer if you guys get
Wait, what would you get?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes
Oh no.
Oh my my.
Oh shit.
That looks delicious.
That looks delicious.
That looks delicious.
You guys, please, please.
Seven minutes to plan.
Seven minutes to plan.
What?
Each of you have a refinement.
What's your point of view?
We're here for a TV.
No, we're fine.
No, we're fine. Where do you want to go?
Um, you have seven minutes to plan.
While you guys are planning,
um, the... you are going to go home
and learn the character play.
Oh, wow!
Good for you guys.
Okay. Okay. So there you go.
You're pretty good.
You're kind of too nervous.
Guys, I'm so fucked.
I'm so fucked.
Yeah, we were supposed to be all on this side.
Why, this is crazy, she tried to leave us to be next to Rage, and then Rage came in
first one okay guys I guess this is it I'll do my best I'll do my best
I'm so freaked. I won't be able to talk to you guys for like over an hour. No, I didn't. I don't see like a
I don't know
I'm trying to figure out how to get how to get rid of you guys
Trying to figure out how to turn you guys off
Emily, how do you take it off? I don't know how to turn it off!
How do I turn you guys off?
Think, um...
Hi, Jess!
This is my wife, Emily!
Oh yeah, this is my wife, Emily!
And today we're here at Master Paper and there's a room.
Yes, we will both win.
I think so too.
This one, the ice cream is probably easier than it seems, right?
But I want to have, let me have an ice cream machine.
Yeah, yeah, we just have to make the mix.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, yeah.
The rest of the stuff.
Okay.
I don't know how to get the chat.
The chat is small, maybe just a little bit.
Yeah, I don't know how to turn off the chat.
I just don't want to.
Yeah.
And then for me I'll make it smaller.
Yeah, or maybe they'll just cover with tape. I don't know.
Yeah, yeah. Did you? I have a question.
Yes.
What did you and Rey do in Africa while I wasn't there?
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh!
Well, I mean, we were in Rey, we were in Africa.
We were just, like, relaxing in separate rooms.
I see.
We all had our different hotel rooms.
I see.
And then we, like, kinda ate some meals together.
Kind of, and kind of. What is kind of mean?
What is kind of mean?
And then we have a fancy dinner and a fart in front of us.
You want a fancy dinner?
Oh, oh, and we're comfortable with the fart in front of us.
But we've had a lot of Michelin star dinners together.
That's true, but we have it in a long time.
Oh, is our spark dying?
Ha ha ha ha.
Let's get a star dinner.
Oh, I see.
Yes, yes.
Don't worry.
I mean, nothing, nothing's a funky happen.
OK, I believe you.
but I'm gonna ask my later.
So she better tell me the exact same story.
She will, she will, she will.
Surely.
Surely, yeah.
Wait, we're supposed to be planning
how to make our supper right now.
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It'll be fine.
Okay, chat.
So I think ice cream is probably just milk,
milk, sugar, and then add-ons, right?
Like vanilla or strawberries.
And then cookies. Cookies is the part that's going to be hard, but I think, I think I can do it. I will do my best
um
I think the important thing
Oh, wait, oh hold on.
I'll go overlays
Uh
Oh, it did not work. I can still see chat
I might have to put you guys an emote mode or something. Hopefully not. I just won't look
I will not cheat but okay so I think I want to make them I'm gonna try to make
something a little bit different so I'm gonna look at what other people are
making but if no one else has the same idea I think I want to make like like a
vanilla like a vanilla and strawberry ice cream sandwich so it's like strawberries
and cream so I'm gonna try to make strawberry ice cream and then I don't
I really want to bake strawberries into the cookies,
because I feel like that'll be kind of gross.
So, oh, hello, I'm planning.
I'm planning what I'm going to make.
Do you already know what you're going to make?
I'm going to make ice cream.
Yeah, yeah, ice cream.
Are you going to do anything fancy?
Or are you just going to try to make it come out not fucked up?
I'm going to make the chocolate with ice cream.
Oh, OK.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But to make ice cream, we all know how to make ice cream, of course.
Yeah.
We need milk.
Yeah, the cream, we need the ice, and then stuff to make it taste good.
For what?
For what, you're tasting yours.
No, this is just common sense.
This is just common sense, right?
You already knew.
I already knew this.
You already knew this, yeah, you already knew this.
Ice cream.
Yeah, ice cream.
I only put the ice though, but the ice cream, the cream.
Yes.
What else?
Yeah, stuff can make it taste good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sugar? Sugar?
Probably. I don't know.
How much of all this shit do we put in there?
We would need like two tables.
I mean, I imagine flour is the thing we see there.
In ice cream?
No, no, for the cookies.
We gotta make the dead cookies.
We gotta make cookies and I just thought of something.
I'm not telling you guys.
It's a secret.
I just thought of how you need to make the cookies early
Because otherwise it'll melt the ice cream and try to make the sandwich.
So I think I'm going to try to make the cookies first.
I want to make the ice cream first, but I think I need to make the cookies so they have time to cool down.
Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
Secret! Secret!
I will not tell anyone.
So I need to think about what kind of cookies I'm going to make.
baking powder it's probably I think it's baking soda for cookies oh there's
cocoa here wait should I do strawberries and chocolate or just just
strawberry flavor 30 minutes well I'm sorry Ray I was just in shock
I'm trying to tell them that I'm pulling mine in for a long time.
Over here.
So, Keena, is that a way you can take some of that station over there?
Yes.
Why does your opponent put the punch?
What?
Oh!
Oh!
The point is creativity.
You can jump in this bit.
You know what the fuck you got?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Alright.
Chat.
I'm just telling you we lost the remote to our clock.
So I have to do this to get on my phone.
You know what the fuck is going on?
Oh, right, right.
Oh, you figured it out?
Oh, yes.
Okay. Chat, I figured out how to turn you off.
This is goodbye soon.
Goodbye, Chat.
Oh, my God.
We have this one.
I think you want to reel it around with you.
Oh, my God.
Change your cuties real quick and then we can do it.
Oh, so I can do it.
Okay.
I figured how to turn it off, by the way.
Are you the sparkle overlays?
Oh, okay. Wait.
Okay, I'll turn the channel.
I will turn it off.
Were you planning to keep them on?
You would never do such a thing, right?
I'm going to go over the points for you.
The point system, as everybody knows, is that at the end you will be rewarded points and those roll over to each day.
And then the winner, at the end of this week, will win a very big prize.
It is.
It's a time share.
Your prize is either a thousand bucks.
So generous.
A personalized Disney trick.
No!
So generous.
So it's up.
Yes!
Oh my god.
It's a prize.
This is the only way to go to Disney with her.
We have to earn it, right?
Yeah, we have to earn it.
I don't know.
Why is it such a spin?
We are kicking it.
He said 100,000 notes.
Just a thousand.
Just a thousand.
That's very good.
Just a thousand charity.
Oh, two charity.
Oh.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
It's a thousand.
Or a thousand bucks.
It's actually not charity.
A thousand bucks or a Disney.
I want to go to a Disney school.
Okay, today you have to make your ice cream sandwiches as well as your cookie.
If you want to use a cookie cookie, maybe you want to use a brownie.
Maybe you want to use a cookie cookie.
Okay, so how do the ovens work?
How do you turn them on?
Good question.
Okay, Chad, you have 74 ice cream sandwiches.
What? What? What? Okay, goodbye chat. Bye chat. I can't see you guys anymore. I'm putting
you guys on my chest. You are attached to the mount now. Okay, so I gotta make cookies
first. Wait, I want to take the ingredients that I want first. I'll just take all of these.
And then we'll see if they have a chocolate. Oh, hi, Rach! These are the extra ingredients
if you want to use them. Are you going to make anything fancy?
I don't know about strawberry jam though, maybe I'll take it just in case.
And then um, do they have, oh, they have everything, soy sauce, oh hi Emily!
Hi!
Are you going to make anything fancy?
I don't know, I'm trying to figure out how to be creative.
Yeah, I have some ideas I think.
Wow, yeah, yeah.
The cookie, so the ice cream is in there.
When your batter is ready for your ice cream, tell me and I'll turn it on for you.
Oh, okay, thank you.
Oh, the batter for the ice cream.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Hi.
Hi, guys.
Hello.
Oh, mint flavor.
Strawberry jello.
oh dark chocolate you like okay well I'll have it on my station no actually
I'll just hold on to them I'll call you a bowl yeah when I get around to it that
is okay wait where's the bowls Emily where's the other over there the
Okay, the bulls. Excuse me, excuse me.
Okay, cookies.
Do I even care about having measuring cups and stuff?
A whisk?
I don't know. Are you copying me?
No, no, you gotta get the whistle.
Yeah, yeah, you need a whistle.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No voice. What?
This is critical, no voice.
Oh, wait, what is that?
Oh!
Hello, hello.
There's scissors.
Oh, wait, I kinda need a knife
for my strawberries.
God, I'm so fucked. I'm so fucked. I'm so fucked. I'm so fucked.
Wait, where'd you wash your hands?
In the bathroom.
Hello. I'm washing my hands.
Imagine not washing your hands and giving your nasty cookies to the judges.
I could never.
I could never.
Okay.
Okay. Good grief. Okay, so cookies. Cookies. Okay, we're going to use sugar, soda. Cookies
probably uses butter, right? But butter probably tastes better than oil. Wait, do I have to
Microwave it like soft in it first.
Oh, it's already soft. It's very soft.
Do I do it first? I don't fucking know. Okay, I'm just gonna do my best.
Oh, it's fine, it's pretty good anyways.
Okay.
Oh, my God, my hands.
And then we probably want, like, we'll do one egg to start.
And then if it seems like I need more, I will do more.
So I really only need two decent cookies.
I don't need to make like a ton or anything, right?
Oh my God, this doesn't seem right.
This doesn't seem right.
Maybe I'm supposed to melt the butter first.
I think one of these is gonna make cake on top.
This doesn't seem right.
I put a lot of butter in mine,
but I think I was supposed to melt the butter or something.
Ah, shit, I helped her out.
I'm going to start over.
You got eight?
You got eight?
Oh!
Woo!
Okay!
Okay!
Okay!
Okay!
Okay!
Okay!
Okay!
Okay!
Okay!
Okay!
This does not seem right.
I mean, as long as it ends up mixing, it's probably...
This looks...
Yeah, I'm going to just start over.
I'm sure that I had something different to believe in.
Okay, we're going to use oil instead of butter.
Ah, shit.
I think I need another bowl to mix the dry things separately, I think.
The experiment.
First, an oil.
How do you open this?
What the fuck?
Am I insane?
Ray.
What are you making?
Oh, thank you so much. I don't know how you did that. That's impressive, actually.
Okay. Um, I think he just chewed it all.
Wait, this consistency seems right.
It's cooking now.
Another bowl.
I'm just gonna set you guys up.
This is kind of hard.
Hello!
Hello guys!
Okay, so now I need flour
I'm just gonna eyeball it and then adjust from there. Okay, so flour. Let's do
Maybe I'll use some brown sugar
It seems fancy
I don't know the ratio of flour to sugar
I'm afraid I'm gonna put way too much and then I'm gonna try to make a dark chocolate
I'm going to click cookies, so I'm going to click...
I don't want to go anything crazy. I can go and chop up some cookies and vanilla ice cream and it's going to be great. It's going to be awesome.
I'm going to eat everything.
This is crazy!
Like how do I use a whisk without things getting stuck in it?
I feel like I'm missing something.
For the cookie.
I'm hungry, I need breakfast.
Hello.
You guys again?
Hello.
I'm going to do a try to make a dark chocolate cookie and strawberry ice cream here goes
nothing or I feel like I need a little more vanilla
that doesn't look like enough liquid or egg or something
Oh, no, bro.
Oh, no.
I'm going to try to put it in here, bro.
Freaking out.
How do I open this?
I need more eggs for sure.
Maybe I need a little bit.
Oh no, oh no, I've spilled.
Oh no, I've spilled.
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. No one will know. I've spilled a little bit. I'm sorry.
What the hell is that?
This is dumb.
Hello?
I'm just having a little time.
Uh, I'm getting there.
Okay, um, let's...
I feel like I need a little more...
like some wet...
It just means that it's kosher.
It's like, you know what I'm saying?
If you only eat kosher,
then that's your idea.
Oh, this looks like cake batter.
Okay, now it's too wet.
I feel like it's easier to add dry stuff.
Oh, it smells like brownies. Oh no. I mean, as long as I can make a sandwich, that's all that really matters, I guess.
What do you mean, how's it brown? I put chocolate in it!
What the hell?
So mean.
This definitely looks like brownie batter.
I think cookie dough is supposed to be way more like, like, thick.
It does not taste good.
It does not taste good, guys.
I'm actually a little tired.
Does not taste good at all.
The idea is not, there's nothing to go.
It looks like it.
Okay, let's take a look at the game.
It smells like food.
See, it doesn't matter how much you put in anything.
You just gotta get roughly the same.
What?
What?
Dude, I just made brownie batter. How do I make it thicker? How do I make it like dough?
Maybe more baking soda and so.
Let's put in more vanilla.
Cocoa powder.
I'm so cooked aren't I? I'm so cooked. I made a batter. I just don't know what it's gonna be, what it'll become.
I need to taste it.
It actually tastes good. It does taste like brownie mix though.
I mean, as long as I can make some kind of cake to put the ice cream in, but I'm worried
it's going to be too cakey, you know?
Maybe if I put in another egg.
Now, I spilled, I'm sorry, another egg to make it more dense.
I've been walking the store's grid for three years, but we're going to get the book.
Wait.
Wait, I was just saying I need to thicken it up and I have more liquid.
I'm sorry.
Okay, thank you so much.
Uh, I think I'm more, actually, yes, I will need more.
Hey, there's no difference between baking soda and baking powder.
You made it tomorrow?
Yeah, it's the same.
Yeah, it's the same.
Making powder, making soda.
Make sure you choose your adventure, right?
See when it's not like a dough at all.
Now, I need brownies!
Maybe I just put more flour in it and stick it in the oven.
That might have been a lot, that might have been a lot, okay, all right, ready?
Wait, it's starting to look kind of like a dough, kind of.
It's looking more Joe-like, kinda.
Or cutie, cutie, can you help me?
I'll use the mixer.
I don't know how to set it up.
So all you're going to do is this is how you raise it.
So when you're ready to mix, you'll do that.
And then you just turn that back on.
Oh, OK.
That's easy.
Thank you so much.
OK.
I think you're right.
This guy told them.
OK.
Thank you so much.
OK.
Thanks, Judy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There you go.
Oh, no.
I literally just made brownies.
But she did say that you can make brownies
As long as I can make some kind of ice cream sandwich, it'll be okay.
Oh my god, this is not coming out.
Wow.
I have to go get more stuff.
All right, so the steps are now going to walk around maybe ask us some questions.
Oh, no.
God damn it, dude.
I'm sweating like crazy.
Oh my god, I'm sweating like crazy.
I'm gonna make your cookies cozier.
It's the same thing.
Okay, I'm gonna fill out the mixer to do the work.
I guess, wait, what'd she say?
So, you raise it,
and then...
Oh, it's doing it!
But it's not like cookie dough, okay?
I think if I add more
more dry stuff, it'll become a dough.
It doesn't look like it's getting everything.
There's like a lot of stuff at the end that it's not mixing.
Oh, baller.
You're supposed to be able to like touch cookie dough, right?
The cookie and the ice cream.
Did you know that blueberries are not old yet?
Oh!
Oh!
Well, now I do.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
I'm already putting a little hook in there.
Good God!
I just want to have my cookies.
It'll feel even better.
So personally, I have the dough here.
And it's cracking pretty good.
Oh, it's pretty wet.
Steps in two.
Okay, we're mixing.
I feel like like a kind of like fluffy, you know, chocolate thing.
Like it doesn't have to be a hard cookie, you know, so this, this is probably okay.
Maybe I should try to make the ice cream mix now.
Oh my God, I've made a huge mess bro.
This is embarrassing as hell.
Hold on, chat.
Hello.
Hello, Rach.
Why are you spying?
Wait, Rach, where'd you get the paper?
Oh, no.
I'm so nervous.
Well, I'm going to go spy on everybody else, I think.
I think I'm going to go spy.
Hello Emily. I just came to see how yours is going.
Oh that looks pretty good.
It tastes horrible.
Have you tasted yours yet?
Yeah mine tastes like groundings but I don't think it doesn't look like dough. It's like all watery.
I actually made brownies.
Hi guys, how's yours going?
Oh, that looks pretty good actually!
Oh my god, Ray's actually his dough.
Oh no, maybe I should try to make mine less...
Uh, okay, I'm gonna, I'm just, I'm gonna...
Oh god, I feel like I'm behind.
Maybe that's a mistake. Maybe I should be okay with mine being different.
I'm worried.
I feel like they're gonna fall apart if it's not like Doe though.
I don't want them falling apart when they pick them up.
I don't think that would be good.
Guys, is this why my wife cheated on me?
It's definitely cakey.
It definitely doesn't feel like.
Come on!
Oh no!
Help! Hello, Caroline!
You better sit down!
A gay man versus a woman.
It's really good.
It's really good.
Look at these chocolate.
This is sweet dough.
Yeah, this looks like chocolate.
It's kind of worried.
It is very wet.
Yeah, I probably should make it wet.
Yeah, but I'm worried when you guys pick it up, it's going to fall apart.
I'm also worried.
And then what is this?
Oh, I was going to bring up some strawberries.
Okay.
For the ice cream.
I'm really excited about this.
Dude, do you see mine? It's like soup.
It's like, oh, somehow it will all come together.
It might, yeah.
I'm walking and trying to make it more tasty.
The chocolate strawberry combo. I'm excited for this.
Oh, no. I can't. I don't like chocolate strawberry.
Oh, but I'll select you guys down.
Thank you.
If I survive it tomorrow.
Oh, I'm sure you have to be patient.
Yeah, okay.
You know at this point, I think that I
can just be in the program.
Exactly. I might come out on top if we have
our voice placed in there or not.
Okay, we will let you get that.
Thank you.
I don't care, Lime.
Don't worry about it.
Oh, God, guys, so much pressure.
So much pressure.
Wait, where'd my...
my spatula go?
Oh, no.
I'm running behind some people, so I'm already in the oven.
Oh, I know, this looks good, this looks good, this looks good.
I see it already like, getting like, doughy.
Oh, wait, it's getting doughy!
Wait!
Oh, oh.
Cloud.
Yes?
Oh, okay, yeah, I'll grab another spatula thing.
Why was there a dust cloud coming off of it?
Hi, Rach. Are you looking for something?
The cream? Oh, Rach had some, so ask her.
Yeah. He's always coming over to my station. Why?
Oh, look, it's like, oh wait, it's becoming more dough-like, I think.
I feel like the texture's gonna be horrible.
But oh look, it's becoming more dough-like.
That's good, that's good. Oh my god, I'm making a mess.
We don't have a lot of time.
Okay, I think it's becoming more Joe-like for sure.
No, it's stuck.
I'm going to add more flour.
And Ray was able to just do it with her hands.
Ew.
It tastes pretty good, but the texture is not right.
It's not right, and I don't know why.
I've got ten right in my mouth, ten in his. Do you want to try it?
No, I do.
And then this is...
Weak, boring, basic.
Basic, basic.
Moron.
He's actually been a...
...teacher in everything.
Hey, y'all. Love you, buddy.
It's been three years.
I'm using my mother for teaching me how to...
Take the ice cream, I just put my vanilla extract with my milk and now, actually, uh, what was that?
What was it?
You know how to shake that?
Uh, well, I did win.
Overmix something, right?
Yes, you can.
Huh? Do you have to do what you have to do?
I can't do it with the automatic cool show.
Oh, yes.
So I'm just saying, that is a challenge.
One question.
Do I need ice?
In ice cream?
Yeah, or does that already have ice in it?
Do you need ice and ice cream?
No, no, no, no.
It's already ice in here.
I don't know who's been in one of these machines until...
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
This is tech that's totally flat.
Milk?
Vanilla extract?
And I'm about to put some milk in it.
Some sugar, no?
Look, uh, uh, uh, some sugar, you know.
What is that?
I'm trying to act it out, wondering how.
Well, say you're not.
See, uh, this is a question mark right here.
Uh-huh.
I don't know if this ice is already somehow in there.
It's potatio-
Right.
I don't know if it's potatio-
Are you asking if it comes free with ice?
Free ice up, yeah.
That makes your ice cream.
So there's no ice in there.
Got it.
How's it making it cold without the ice?
That's right.
It's a little risk to the psychological.
So what the hell do I get ice?
What if I get an ice?
No one else has to ask this question.
Alright bro. See I only fuck with ice like that.
But I gotta make it for the food, girl.
You doing what I'm saying?
So a way of sugar for showed off.
Guess I'm sugar enough.
I like to eyeball my shit.
I'm judging by the velocity.
So we go a little bit of us.
Like a tablespoon of us.
Like a tablespoon?
Like a us.
One, two, two teaspoons actually, about two teaspoons, one teaspoon.
Yeah, us, that's a little us.
I mean, who says ice cream has to be solid?
True, it could be avant-garde, deconstructed.
Yeah, yeah, but it's going to become solid when I put it in here.
So I'll try it to a solid.
A solid, yeah.
And maybe it becomes a gas.
Now watch this.
Someone took them. I don't know. Oh wait, I think there's a bowl here.
Hello guys
I'm struggling. I feel like I'm so cooked. I should I need to work on the ice cream
It looks like brownie batter.
I added a bunch of dry stuff, but it just got like, I know hers look like actual cookies.
Where'd you get the baking parchment and the pans, Ray?
Oh, okay, where's the pans at?
Okay.
Thanks, Ray.
Oh, yes, thank you.
Thank you.
Or I'm going to take a really small one, actually.
Oh, I forgot to breeze the pan, too, right?
Oh, God, I feel like I'm so fucked.
Oh no.
Oh no, mine's like that too.
I'm just gonna go with having more cakey kind of cookies.
I will try to sell it like that.
Oh God.
I think I'm just gonna do it straight on the pan because I think mine's a little more like cake
I'm greasing the pan because I think I actually made brownies, so I think I'm just going to
go with it and pray.
I'm just going to pray.
Oh wait, you're supposed to do something different.
Yeah, I wanted to do something different, but it's literally like, it's like really
thick brownie batter, so I'm just going to go, I'm just going to go with it because I
don't think I have time to fix it, so.
Okay, it looks pretty good.
Yeah, I hope it's okay.
I have to be really careful of this burning, I think.
Oh my god, this is so hot.
Wait, mine, mine, I can touch it and it doesn't, like, stick to my hands.
So maybe it is kind of a dough.
Wait, no, it's not, it's not.
Maybe if I can fly around my hands. Oh my god. No, it's everywhere. Oh my god.
Oh my god, no, it doesn't work. Oh my god, this is a disaster. This is like fucking disaster.
What? Oh, she's just kidding.
Wait, we're at 40 minutes?
Oh, gosh, this is not working at all.
I'm going to try to go again and add more flour, I think.
I have 40 minutes left.
Oh my god, bro. The chocolate is everywhere. It looks so disgusting.
Okay, fuck it. Fuck it.
Brownies, we're making brownies chat.
Oh my god, this looks like a mess.
Okay, I think I'm just gonna make like a sheet of brownies and then try to like cut the cookies out of it
I guess
I guess
I haven't started my ice cream yet
Oh, shit!
Wait, who's using the stuff?
Bro, it's like glue in the bowl.
It's not coming out.
Oh, my god.
I'll get it out.
It does smell good, but, um, yeah, guys, I feel like it looks like...
It looks like shit.
Oh my god.
Why is it doing that?
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Dude, that's like glue it's so hard to work with.
I
I'm just gonna cut out a shape of the cookies chat like I don't know if I can do anything else with this
Where's my bowl of chocolate chips
Hold on I'll be right back guys
Guys, I feel like I'm soap-bocked.
Dude, it's like not even on there, right?
You know what?
I'll cut them into cute little hearts.
Dude, why is it doing that?
Why is it doing that?
It's like it's alive
Oh my god, I'm so fucked
I'm just gonna make a giant cookie and I will cut little shapes out of it wait how
many wait how many ice cream sandwiches do we have to make? At least three.
Oh my god dude I'm supposed to make three. I do not make enough cookies.
Oh fuck. Well, I think I just have to make this and then try to make more, I guess.
I don't even know how this is possible, how do I keep dropping it?
You dropped your phone three times.
I know, it's not in my...
And then, fucking close your...
This is the only one that...
How much more?
Hey, I need that, thank you.
Oh, you did it?
Yeah, I need that.
You give me some of our new stuff.
I'm so fucked.
I'm also baking, I put mine in there.
Sorry, Mr. Show.
Okay, let's try to make ice cream.
Heavy whipping cream, I need to make a lot of ice cream, right?
Okay, now I need to try to make it taste good, I guess.
I'm putting sugar in and I'm going to try to grind up some strawberries, I need a knife.
I feel like my thing isn't going to eat that long in the oven, so I need to try to remember to go check on it.
As you hear, the strawberry smell nice.
Oh God, I'm so fucked.
I'm so fucked, I'm so fucked.
I'm so fucked, I'm so fucked, I'm so fucked, I'm so fucked, I'm so fucked, dude.
I think one moment I'm going to go check on my thing.
The strawberries aren't really turning into a pulp.
I don't know if I'm just doing it right.
Oh, no.
Is the oven too hot, you think?
No, 350 is fine.
I'm the one that-
Oh, yeah.
It's 350.
Yeah.
Why are they moving?
Oh, no, you can't reach out.
You can't reach out.
I don't know, razor burned, I want to check online, I don't think mine's done, but I want
to check.
Because mine's so thin.
Oh, wait, it kind of looks cookie-ish.
It's cookie-ish, but yeah, definitely use more time.
But the problem is, I don't think I have enough cookie
for three sandwiches, but I can make really small ones, maybe.
I think I'm gonna need more strawberries than this.
Hi, Rage.
Wait, yours looks like cookies!
Shhh!
Oh, I put oil, yeah, but if you have parchment paper, you should be fine.
You should be fine, I think, yeah.
I might be wrong, but I think you'll be fine.
What?
What did that look like?
What are they laughing at?
Whoa, you're just so tall!
Yeah, just, shut up!
Ice cream making. I'm making like a strawberry jam kind of. I feel like this is not going
work like how I imagine it.
Once you're done and you want them to school,
because I know you've got an office,
you don't have to be kind to the brain.
So I'm going to bring them to school.
Tricia!
Could I get these in the fridge please?
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
Thanks, Margaret.
Oh, I would love it.
Tricia?
Come on.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I've got a lot of junk.
Do you need, are you, are you ready, Tricia?
No, I'm not yet, but I'm very sure I can.
OK.
Thanks, C.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Thanks.
They're the same.
I'll eat that and give you some sugar chur down.
Oh, yeah!
She's upset.
My ankle.
Which I think she might have been.
This doesn't seem to work.
I'm so sorry.
So, okay, so I do have strawberry jam, but I feel like this might, the flavor might not be that good.
I don't know. I'm going to mash up more strawberries.
I don't have a cutting board. I'm just cutting it on the counter.
And after this, I'm going to go check on my cookie again,
because the oven is really hot, so I'm kind of worried.
I'm going to go check.
Is there another mitt?
Is there another oven mitt?
Oh, okay, thank you.
Excuse me, Ray.
Oh, wait, there's one right here.
I'm not going to the bottom right.
Can I check on mine when you're done?
I'll close the door to win.
You can trust me with your cookies.
Right, Ray?
Oh my god.
It's just a big cookie.
But you have to make six sandwiches.
I feel like I'm fucked.
Mine, I couldn't even like,
set this definitely off.
Yeah, but I don't know how I'm gonna
make it into three sandwiches.
It kind of looks good.
Yours look pretty good.
I think I'm fucked, guys.
I think I'm fucked. Hi Caroline. Yeah, this is my ice cream.
Heavy cream, milk, sugar, strawberries, oh hi Ray. Are you spying on me?
I haven't put it in yet. Oh, no, no, this is not what it's supposed to be. Yeah, no, no. I haven't even put it in.
I haven't put it in yet. No, no, no, no, I would not feed you this sloth.
I don't know, that's okay.
Yeah, yeah, no, no, I'm just getting started basically.
Yeah.
Is that bad?
Well, I guess you can't say.
Yeah, I'm going.
I'm so nervous.
I'm doing my best.
I got a visit from the judge.
This is what I'm going to name my...
I'm starting to wonder if we weren't supposed to use the cream for the ice cream because they didn't have it set out on the table in the first place.
I'm trying to, I don't know if it's going to work because I can't get it that small.
I'm so cooked.
gonna be horrible guys I'm never going to Disneyland I'm not never getting to
Disneyland
I think it's going okay. I'm trying to make strawberry ice cream, but I don't know if it's gonna work
Really how long?
Oh shit, okay. Thanks for the tip Ray. Oh, no
20 minutes. Oh no, I'm so cooked. It's actually over guys
What I didn't taste it
Oh, it tastes really good.
It's really good.
But I think I could use a little more sugar and a little vanilla oops and a little vanilla
I don't know. You decide.
You decide.
What the?
Hey, do you know what ice cubes are?
No way, hey, watch this.
You knew to put ice cubes in there?
No, it came with ice cubes.
What?
Ice cubes, ice cubes, ice cubes.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
A year's worth?
Yeah, a year's worth.
I saw.
Here, Emily.
It's not too sweet.
I thought you were going to marry me.
I feel like I have some more.
Oh yes you can.
It's strawberry milkshake.
Oh thank you Emmy.
You're the good.
You're not lying right?
That's so good.
Cutie!
Can you help me put my ice cream in?
Okay, thank you so much. Milk heavy cream, strawberry sugar. That's it.
Or vanilla. Oh, vanilla. Thank you, cutie. Is 20 minutes not enough time, you think?
Okay, thank you, cutie.
Okay, thank you so much.
Does he know you're making gifts?
I just threw it all in there.
If it tasted good, then I was like, okay, it's fine.
Maybe for the sake of...
I'm gonna try to help.
I'm gonna take some out so it'll freeze quickly.
Oh, okay, thank you.
I can do it if it's...
Oh, thank you. Just take some out?
Yeah, just to help you know.
Okay, take some out.
I'm trying to do it, but it's like getting caught in it.
Hopefully that's good.
They are, yeah.
I need to check on them.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, no.
Oh, wait.
I forgot about mine.
I'm worried that it's burned.
Oh, it's so tall.
I'm going to check if it's down on the inside.
Okay, a knife.
Mine's just a giant cookie.
I'll cut it up.
Oh, it's done.
It's clean.
Hopefully, it's not hideous on the inside.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
hideous on the inside I will let it curl yes please I'll just try to cut it in
the usable sandwich pieces I think I'll leave it like this yeah thank you I feel
like I made a cake. Okay, so now, oh wait, my ice cream stopped moving. Cutie? Cutie?
My ice cream thing stopped moving. Oh, maybe, I didn't think it would. I tried to take some
out but do you think I should take more out? It was kind of hard. Okay, thanks cutie.
Okay, thanks cutie. Well guys, I think maybe I'll prepare some toppings now. I wonder if
they have whipped cream or like wait I just noticed they have matcha powder maybe
I could pull a matcha powder on my cookies no I think that's too much I feel
like I'll fuck it up I shouldn't get too fancy I'll just remember that there's
matcha powder for the next three days maybe I can use it one of the other days
maybe. Okay my ice cream is going. It doesn't look like ice cream yet.
Oh I'm leaving. Are these yours? Oh not bad. Everyone's are so tall. Yeah no I think they came out good. Did you check the inside?
Like you have so much powder on your face.
Yeah, I like to get my stuff.
I like to get my stuff.
Okay, they're definitely cooked.
Yeah, they look cooked, I think.
Okay, great.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You lost and yours look just like this.
I got my, so when you're done, you just laugh.
Oh, I must stop laughing.
Oh, it's okay.
Really, really?
Yes.
Guys, thank you.
I wish mine were actually cookies.
I'm going to see if they have like cut out bangs, like cookie cutters.
Excuse me, do you guys have cookie cutters?
Oh really? Oh thank you.
Oh whoa! Are we allowed to use this stuff?
Wait what? Wait.
Oh shit, super. We gotta get this thing.
No, don't don't tell them.
Look at the sprinkles.
Pink glitter.
Yes, sprinkles.
Oh, cookie cutters.
I want to see if they have like a heart.
A heart? A heart, yes.
Oh, a heart. Thank you super.
Yeah, this will be our little secret.
Wait, look, they have like pineapple flavor.
Pineapple flavor?
Rose flavor? Mint?
What is it? Root beer flavor.
Wait, they even have food color.
Oh wait, I want to get pink food coloring for my ice cream.
Oh, did I stop for the...
Yeah, we found a lot of goodies.
Okay, this looks like pink.
Um...
Crispy things.
Okay.
We found some, some hacks.
My ice cream still, this looks like liquid.
I'm gonna let it mix and then maybe I'll add more if it looks, there's quite a two-pink.
It's super pink.
They're not finished yet, it's not finished yet.
They look really dry.
Yeah, they're not finished yet.
They're not, they're not, they're not gonna get more dry?
It's gonna look like gum.
Oh, that was a totally different one.
I mean, actually, that's actually a good idea.
Very nice, yeah.
That's not very nice.
Well, I think the taste is smart.
Ooh, oh, that looks nice.
That's a really nice idea.
Ooh, smart, smart, smart, smart.
Too much sugar, they won't fucking notice.
I'm gonna bake it.
I mean, you can't save my life, Jeff.
Okay, and I've got my heart cutter.
Okay, and I might use some more strawberries.
Probably not, but maybe I could put one on top.
Make it kind of cute.
And now it's just some decorations.
Oh, how are we going to plate them?
Oh, I need to start thinking about that, too.
Oh, ice cream scoops.
I think I'm going to go with the clear plates.
And nice and small because my hair could have been very small because I don't have a lot
of cookie to work with. So yeah. Yeah. Still not looking like ice cream. Emily, does your
ice cream look like ice cream yet? Oh wait, did you put the lid on? You probably need the
Where are those biscuits?
Biscuits? Biscoff?
How long did you have yours in there?
I don't even know. I fucked up my timer.
So I had no idea.
Oh, you didn't have a timer on?
Just a timer at your station.
Well, great. You are not locked in, bro.
Great.
Wait, what?
Wait, I think I should be there for like 20 minutes.
How long is it supposed to be in there?
Not 20 minutes.
Wait, how long?
Not 20.
Longer?
No, shorter.
What?
Yes!
No, why you take 20 minutes, bro?
This was like, I think this was maybe like 10?
Oh.
This one is 20.
And it's gonna be a little brunk.
Yeah, yeah, I either take some wine out.
Because it's like, I think I had too much of a drink with it.
Well, I think we have enough time if they give us the extra 15 minutes.
I think they'll give it to us.
I think so, yeah.
I think they'll give it to everyone.
Purely.
Oh, wine is so pink.
It's cute.
It's so cute.
I wanted to get that strawberry down, but I'm afraid if I open it, I'm gonna let the cold out and it's gonna be bad for the ice cream.
So...
Austin's looks like a bread dough.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Okay.
That's your thing.
That's your thing.
What are they?
Wait, any kind of chocolate?
Yeah.
Are they cookies?
Yeah.
Wait.
They're sick.
Oh, the melted chocolate.
Let's see.
More cakey than cookie, but I think as long as it tastes good that's like the
important thing because all of ours are gonna be horrible. It's pretty good.
Your ice cream is coming along well. I hope the ice cream carries you.
It makes strawberry ice cream. I guess I'm done.
Well, it was cool though.
Yeah, it was pretty cool.
Yeah, yeah.
Hello, is mine messed up?
Yeah, it is.
Oh, okay, okay.
Thank you.
Okay, I gotta wash my hands.
Not looking good.
I'll just set you guys up here while I wash my hands.
Okay.
No, just put it in there.
Okay.
Okay, how much?
Oh, you're running through the fridge.
Okay, so I'll just put it in there, bro.
Okay.
Ready to go to bed.
There's an update chat, did vote for, you did get your,
oh, boy.
Is that mine?
Yeah, what the, oh.
Where's my wallet, I'm sorry about that.
Oh, it's frozen inside.
It's frozen inside?
Oh, I'm just qualificationing.
No?
She must have gotten some.
It's okay, it'll be fine now.
Oh, sorry.
No, it's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine.
No, no, no, you're fine.
Oh, yeah, I see your problem hard.
Emily, you might have broken it.
I broke it.
Interesting.
One second, development.
You can watch someone else while I figure this out.
I'm always up for change.
Ice cream's very simple, folks.
Milk, ice, sugar.
Ice.
Vanilla.
No, ice.
You don't know what I'm talking about.
You don't know what I'm talking about.
What, you did?
Oh, okay.
You don't know what I'm talking about.
Mine's not freezing yet.
Mine's not freezing.
Look at that.
Here's a Tuesday.
Okay.
You don't know what time.
Okay, I'll be patient.
I see.
What do you mean?
You said, I thought it was crazy.
He's actually...
No, it's not.
You're gonna do it.
I'm seeing it down.
It's not that.
It's not that.
It's not that.
It's not that.
It's not that.
I think Emily put blueberries in hers.
Oh
Come on ice cream
19 minutes left, keep in mind you do have to plate your dessert when it's ready.
19 minutes left. Chat did vote that one person gets one question to ask me and they did choose Rage.
So Rage and I will go into the bathroom while he'll ask me the question and it's up to him if he wants to share it with you guys.
ahhh
hey, I want to cut the ice cream
alright son
rake, one fast
rake, one fast
i'm worried mine would be ready into the day
i'm worried mine would be ready into the day
alright bro
i guess i'll order you now
i think that's how i finish this
dude rake has like no ice cream
okay, so, what's your question?
you get one
how do i make my dessert?
yes, that's one question
my desserts. Oh no, let me ask you a question. I need you to tell me, oh this has to be word of
right. This has to be word of right. From Ramat right now, I'm gonna go out there and show you
my dessert and I need you to tell me what else I need to do to get the best dessert possible from
I'm at
So they tasted my batter and they said it was a little bland so I'll do some sugar on there.
The colors like that because it also has Oreo.
Well, show me everything and I'll answer your one question.
Put it back in here for the time being.
This is my ice cream so far. I just threw in some Baileys because it got cream in it.
Okay. So that's what that's looking like right now. I know it's not enough though. So I'm gonna have to be kind of spying with the dishing out. I don't know.
So you see where we're at? You see where we're at? Okay. Let's talk. Let's talk.
I think we're at without a taste, uh huh.
Is it a fast order or faster?
Um, no.
Wow!
You can say something about it right there.
I can't because I'm a judge.
Okay, okay.
So what would you do?
So I would really focus on presentation.
Okay, but...
Is what I would focus on.
Yeah.
Taste wise.
Unfortunately I can't taste it.
But I would...
I would really focus on presentation.
Judy, Judy, yes, I know, I was going to do that with my wife.
But like, this is no...
So here's one tip. If it tastes bad, what can you do to cover up taste?
So you can always mask the bad taste with something else.
Sure.
This is such a good question, and so happy you asked me.
You're going to be so good out there. I can't wait.
That's 20 minutes left. I can't wait to see what you do. It's gonna be incredible. So congratulations.
I'm scared too. Oh no.
So, it's fine, is that what you said?
That looks great.
It's fine.
So I think the smaller ones will be less doughy, maybe?
It's fine, it's fine.
What do you think?
Excited, excited taste.
I'm excited to see your presentation.
Oh, okay, yes.
Presentation, you're right.
We need special bowls.
I'm so fucked.
How did that feel, Greg?
Oh, wow.
It looked great.
It's probably good.
Well, I'm so worried about my ice cream.
Okay, time to, uh, I'll check my bag.
It will be, it will be pretty early.
Yes.
I like this masterpiece.
Great.
I like this masterpiece.
Okay.
Okay.
I like this masterpiece.
They're cutey.
Do you think I should pour out like half of my ice cream?
I think it's not going to finish in time.
I'll get a bowl thank you
Yeah, yeah.
And where's the fridge?
Put it on a plate, and then Trisha will put it on the table.
Pots, right? Pots. Pots.
Thank you.
Pots. Pots.
We'll see what you get.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, I see.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I feel like I'm so fucked now. I can't do anything but wait and pray
Let me see. This is where my cookies went
Where did the cook where did the cookies go do you know where the freezer is Ray?
Okay, okay
Thanks, Ray.
Oh my god.
Dude, his went in first and it still doesn't look quite finished.
I know. I don't know what to do.
Dude, no, you're going in first, so ours are going to be worse than yours.
How does yours look?
It's like liquid. It's soup.
Mine's soup, bro.
Huh? Oh, yes, please.
Mine's soup.
Oh, yours looks so pretty, though.
It's paying clients. It's soup.
It's not ice cream at all. It is! Yeah, look, it's like liquid.
Sheeeet.
She, then Austin's looks pretty sick.
Yeah, it's becoming ice cream, yeah.
Frank, I should have put it in earlier. I thought we'd have time.
What?
What?
He has like nothing in there.
But at least it's becoming ice cream.
I guess.
He just doesn't have a lot to work with.
Oh, no, mine.
Oh, yeah, thank you.
Yeah, but mine's just a giant cookie.
I like it.
It looks like a brownie.
It is a brownie, but I'm worried that it's going to be...
I'm really worried.
I think I'm going to cut them out and cut them in half-checks.
It's so tall.
Oh god, I'm gonna cut the first one out.
I think I'm fucked.
I'm so fucked, bro.
Oh no, I'm so cooked.
Bro, it's too, it's too tall.
It won't even go all the way through.
Oh no.
Okay, I need to get a knife.
But I have one, okay.
Oh, I'm so cooked, bro.
I'm so cooked.
I'm so cooked.
Okay, but if it's tall enough that I can cut this in half
and make it into a sandwich, I think I'll be okay.
Because then I should have more than enough.
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. It's stuck to the bottom. I greased it in everything.
Whoa! It's like a brick. Oh, there we go. Okay.
Oh, the bottom actually feels fine. Oh my god. Okay. It came out at least.
Carefully.
Carefully.
Carefully.
Carefully.
Carefully.
Oh!
Okay, and then now if I cut it in half,
that could be a sandwich.
It's literally a brownie, though.
It's not a cookie, it's a brownie, but...
Maybe... Okay, I'm going to try to taste it.
I hope so.
It just tastes like chocolate cake.
Well, it's what I have to work with, so I'll have to do my best, I guess.
I'll make my best.
Do you have a...
Is there cups?
Is there cups, please?
If my ice cream's sweeter, though, it'll be okay because this is not sweet enough, I don't put enough sugar in it.
But I can maybe put stuff on top to make it sweeter.
You know what? It actually kind of tastes like the normal ice cream sandwiches where it's like the chocolate wafer that's super thin.
than the ice cream noodle. It's actually kind of tastes like that. But it's definitely not
a cookie, so I might lose points for that, unfortunately.
Oh my god, but we'll probably change the QDC.
I got it.
I got it.
Okay.
I got it.
Okay.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
Is your chocolate in there?
Is your chocolate syrup?
Yeah, I didn't know we could do that.
I'm not going to help at all.
I think this is going to be fine, you guys.
I just need my ice cream to actually be ice cream.
And then it'll be OK.
So when the ice cream's ready, I will cut them in half
and put the ice cream inside.
And they'll be kind of like normal ice cream sandwiches.
Wait, my ice cream's kind of changing.
Ranges? Okay.
It looks like yogurt.
Yeah, I'm fucked. Here it is.
Oh, that's Emily's.
Wait, they're not smooth on one side. See, like if I try them.
Oh, super, super. There were ice cream scoops.
If you need one, I'm just helping you out.
Okay. Oh no, it's looking more like ice cream but it's still super melted.
Um, Rage, you know how much time we have left?
Judges!
Oh, thank you.
How much time do we have left?
Five minutes!
What?!
Five minutes!
Oh no, I'm so fucked.
Okay, I'm just gonna work on my plating then.
I just made fucking brownies grow.
Today it doesn't taste terrible.
It's not gross.
I'm serious guys, it's actually not gross.
Oh, mine are like brownies, but they kind of taste like the normal ice cream sandwiches.
Yeah, but it's definitely not a cookie.
Maybe I'll cut a layer of fresh strawberries to put on top.
I think the strawberries might help me out a little bit who doesn't like fresh strawberries
Yes.
Alright, so I'm gonna let him in.
Okay.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
So, do you have a question?
Would you drop the cheese?
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm playing.
Are you guys ready for it?
Do you want any support?
I know, I'm not ready.
Then I'll put my ice cream here and then all my plates are dirty.
I should get a set of fresh plates to put mine on when I'm done.
I will transfer mine to the clean plates after they're assembled.
Okay.
My ice cream.
Yeah.
Oh, it's looking more ice cream-ish, but it's still melted.
But it's at least looking more solid, so that's good.
As long as it doesn't go on and immediately liquid out, I think that's okay.
That's the visitor.
Hello Emily! Hi Amy!
Hello! Are you finding stuff to decorate with?
Very nice.
Yes, very cute.
I'm going to get more sprinkles.
I'm going to put powdered sugar on top of mine since they're brownies.
And then the pink sprinkles and glitter.
I've got one glitter and there's like little silver stars here but I think I
don't want to do too much. I wish I could ask chat if I do the stars or the pink
sprinkles. Maybe the pink sprinkles. Stars are so cute though. Okay I think I'm pretty
much ready. I'll put powdered sugar on. Oh wait, I should cut like a little cute
strawberry pieced up on top of each. Yeah, for the garnish.
I think I'm ready.
One minute left!
Should we plate it now?
I'll plate it in a minute.
Uh oh.
My ice cream is liquid.
Oh my god, that was with the extra 15 minutes.
Oh wait, it looks kinda like ice cream.
It'll at least not be liquid. It's not soup.
Since I've already committed to making my ice cream sandwich, when you make a bowl of the lager peas,
I'm just going to share it with you.
Okay, um, I should probably prepare my actual plates, then.
I've used so many plates.
I just had like a bunch of, uh, crumblies. I don't want those all over the plate. It'll look dirty.
Here's the bottom.
Okay, I think I'm...
All makers, over here.
Oh no!
Wait, I didn't put my powder sugar on.
Hand-docker!
Over here.
Get on over.
Let's get out of here. Get on over.
It's time!
It's time!
Story. It's all about the story. The journey. It's a good journey.
We're all just a cookie at the end of the day.
It seemed like you just returned from the war.
It feels like a lot of confident energy over there.
It feels like the same energy we started with today.
I think he started his ingredients and I think now we're all cookies.
That was beautiful.
That was really beautiful.
That was awesome.
What can't he do?
Did you get it?
Super helpful.
Oh my god.
What?
Oh, just bring him over here.
We can just space you.
That's fine.
Throw him on over.
Okay.
Oh, oh!
Oh, I figured out.
Okay.
Oh.
You trying to space him?
Sorry.
Try it again?
Like this?
Oh, thank you so much.
All right. Okay. Since Supers was first and he was so ready, we're going to have you bring
those to your plate.
All of that is human rule change as I was putting my ice cream on the cookie, so I feel
like I'm going to slight disadvantage with that somewhat.
It's fine, it is what it is.
I have to make my cookies though.
You're gonna take your night in office?
Yeah, you look ridiculous.
Oh my god, you look a lot of stuff.
So, well...
You're gonna take your night in office?
Yeah, you look ridiculous.
Um, so I have probably the most boring one here,
but I feel like it's done well.
It's a chocolate...
Well, Jonathan...
Oh my God!
Yeah, so it's a little bit runny, but...
Just one second, I'm going to have you charge me to do a picture of each one.
Okay.
Look proud of it.
Yeah, I'm proud.
Great.
I'm proud.
Can I do that?
Yeah, so it's a little runny.
I don't know what happened there with the ice cream.
And my cookies are kind of like mini cakes, but I tried to just make a simple, classic
chocolate chip cookie vanilla ice cream sandwich everyone likes those everyone's
had them okay and we kind of have like a half one maybe be better if we cut the
other one in half too but I get a knife is that possible I'll even know what I
Okay, thank you. Yeah, okay
Okay, I mean
I kept it pretty simple I just have milk sugar vanilla extract, and then I had some salt in there and
And uh, in the ice cream, in the ice cream, because I heard that salty, that one's a little, yeah maybe we can take the other two ones.
That one's so salty, okay they're all really salty.
They're all really salty.
Put one, you know what, just, okay, sure, you know what, give me the whole, wow.
Okay, maybe we, maybe a knife would be, there we go, rip it in half.
Okay.
You can have some.
It's not about the destination.
Okay.
But maybe the destination could be good, too.
I'm going to start out by trying the ice cream.
The ice cream?
Yeah.
I got the ice cream.
Oh, I got the ice cream.
It's a lot of cookie.
Yeah, I'm going for the ice cream first.
That's fair.
I think the ice cream is the most sweet.
It's very milk.
Yeah.
It tastes like cold milk.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay, but it's not, it's not terrible.
Can we take that?
It's the consistency.
It's not the consistency.
Yeah, go honey.
Yeah, okay, let's try that.
I think you can maybe argue that's the fault of the machine, possibly.
No, I wouldn't, though.
Okay, good.
I think it's, yeah.
Isn't everything the fault of the machine?
I have one quick thing to say to all of you.
Okay.
Okay, to all the bakers.
Yes.
ice cream, the main ingredients are milk, sugar, vanilla, salt, cream.
What are you making here?
Ice cream!
We did add the cream later.
The reason that your ice cream didn't really set up is because we need fat.
So fat in ice cream is what freezes, right?
It freezes much quicker than liquid.
There is, but not as much, right?
And so that's why you need the cream
to really bind everything together.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah, there's also a few mistakes
that some people made by adding alcohol,
because alcohol doesn't work for you.
Oh, oh, oh!
Even if you added cream, there's a chance that...
Well, he said he put a whole bottle of Baileys.
We're gonna get to my present.
Yeah, he had a dream of Baileys.
So can I get some of the general thoughts, maybe?
Well, have a bite?
Yeah.
So do you want general or honest?
Well, honest is good, usually.
The cookie is dense.
Uh-huh.
That's right.
Well, it has the flavor.
I think I'll be there.
If I get a chocolate chip in it, then it's good.
Yeah, I could have done more chocolate chips.
Yeah.
Yeah, definitely.
Cornbread.
Sorry?
Yeah, yeah, I'm cold red.
You got cold red consistency in the cookies?
Not even. I wish it would have been you.
No, it's like you managed to go work in a labor somehow.
No, I hope not.
Caroline, do you want to give your feedback?
No. So, you know what? I'm not going to lie.
I'm sure that you're going to do a lot worse.
Okay, that's because every time I look over and you're dropping.
My phone dropped it four times in the trash can and there's just pure panic and chaos every time.
So I wasn't even sure if he would produce anything.
So I think you actually have an advantage there because Bart was so low that I'm actually surprised.
Okay, good way.
Yeah.
Okay.
The, yeah, I mean the ice cream is, it's milk, it's cold milk, but it has a little bit of
density. Yeah. But yeah, like a quarter of the way there. Right. And then the cookie is, it's kind of
like when I used to do communion at Catholic Church. The body of Christ. The body, it's giving body
you first but I mean I was not sure if I go to church though to be fair yeah like
that was like the highlights you got to do the driver yeah I mean that's a good
enough like right now you know better than nothing you want to start plating
yours yes okay there's a cookie there's a cookie there's a cream ish middle here
Um, like Caroline said, you were incredibly panicked the entire time.
I do think that you were working the hardest against yourself.
Yeah.
That's fair.
And I also at one point looked over and you looked like you had injured your hand.
Oh, I actually touched the, uh, the baking sheet when I took it out of the oven without
gloves because I was like trying to move and I didn't realize.
Right, so we were kind of working a little bit of injury.
I think that the cookie is better than I expected it to be.
We're solid, better than I do.
Yeah, which is not a whole lot.
But I think you did a really good try.
I'll take a good try.
I'll take a good try.
Yeah.
OK, so the interesting thing is every time
your phone fell on the ground, or fell in the garbage,
or fell somewhere else, you'd grab it,
and then you'd immediately go back to baking.
I do remember one really cool moment
I should test my batter and you went like this and you sucked on your finger for a long time and then you went right back to
baking which is really awesome
I think the tribe would win in the garbage
But now it's shared amongst all that's well bonded so that's just a note
Interesting thing is actually you're much closer to a cake than yeah, yeah, yeah
now.
No, no, that happens.
But, um, I mean, a lot of it is your shape.
You did overbix a little bit, but it's not too bad.
You got really good air in there.
Um, good thing?
Yeah.
Oh.
Um, you added definitely more leavener than you needed to, that's your baking soda, baking
powder, like, you know.
But.
I didn't even add that much.
I feel like I didn't even do like half a tablespoon.
Then I didn't know where you got these.
You put it in there?
Maybe I didn't, oh, I have no idea.
Wait, half a tablespoon?
I think so.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Yeah, that's way more.
Oh, that's more.
Yeah, sorry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
That's OK.
It just, weirdly enough, you could have used more sugar.
That, yeah.
I thought I put a lot in, but I guess not.
How much did you put?
Put like over a cup, I think.
OK.
A little over a cup?
Not much.
Yeah.
OK.
Well?
Well, thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
That was awesome.
That was awesome.
That was fantastic.
I got two people to explain this to me.
Okay.
He's actually the best joke.
Yeah.
She needs some of your frosts.
Okay.
Emily, will you stand in front of the white so we can take this picture?
Hello, judges.
Hi.
Wow.
I'm very proud of my concoction.
Are they sharing it?
They all have one, Austin.
California delight.
Hello judges, today I present to you
Blueberry Paradise.
As you can see, it is an ice cream sandwich
with blueberry ice cream and cooking
and blue frosting on top,
Uh, along with, uh, you're at the beach.
Okay.
Oh, and you even decorated the plate and shit.
Can you?
I can hear the seagulls.
Yes, exactly.
Can you tell me what's in this frosting?
Um, I melted, uh, chips, uh, like, chocolate chips.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
Then I added sprinkles and, uh, the ice cream I'm very proud of, I will say.
I did.
So, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
The frosting is definitely tastes like melted chips chips
She's really
The ice cream
Super sweet to watch for any figure watching all the you guys don't need it
It's really super dense.
The cookie is very dense.
Why is it white that the bottom one doesn't fit?
I mean, here, Emily, I just want...
Could we get, like, just silence in the room?
Hey.
Okay.
Hey.
Okay.
You're the cook, hey.
You're the cook, hey.
This mess of...
Master of the boys and the boomers.
Yeah.
That's a nice little boomer, sis, all right?
Yeah, that's a nice little boomer, sis.
Wait, that's your baker.
Yeah.
He ate it.
He ate it.
You like to cut it out?
So I couldn't have had a little less time in the oven.
I thought it.
Yeah, I kind of forgot.
Yeah.
You definitely went for very well done.
Yeah, do I need more bites?
I feel like you guys haven't really done it.
Oh, I am a searing.
OK.
Take a little bite.
Caroline, what's your feedback?
Well, I got to say, I think the best part is the frosting.
Thank you.
It's just a melted chocolate.
It's a chocolate.
The ice cream is a better consistency,
but not really any thingy there.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Maybe if I took the frosting, the sugar from that,
and then put it in the ice cream.
It is meant to be eaten in one bite
for the amalgamation of flavor.
Yeah, I'm hard to bite it because it's so well done.
Perfect.
Yep, see.
What do you think?
So.
Come on, chew it.
Woo-hoo!
A little bit of betty.
What happens is you put melted chocolate on that.
As soon as you take a whole bite,
that melted chocolate gets hit with your frozen ice cream
and it just becomes hard.
Yeah, cuz it's not you didn't actually make frosting you just put some melted chocolate on there
Which did help it was a smart way to add some flavor
But maybe not the best way got it, but it was an it was smart way. Thank you love the design
Oh, thank you. I don't like to feel like I'm at the beach. I'm enjoying an ice cream sandwich, so
Have you seen heated rivalry? I haven't but people love that show
I was wondering if you were inspired by the huck yeah from the hockey
Oh, like a hockey pod!
I'm curious if he would like to go to the cottage.
You'll wear?
I'll go and go to the cottage.
Yes!
Okay, good answer.
Um, hey, did you...
Here's what I would say, if you have issues with teeth, you should probably not...
I did just the killings.
I'll play it into this one.
Okay.
Do you mind if I...
You tried?
No.
I just tried bites of it, but none of it together.
I think you should...
It's like, okay, and the cool thing about judging is sometimes you can learn some stuff.
So number one, you can always add more time in the oven.
You can't take away time, right?
So how often were you checking?
Never.
So there's some fun advice for maybe tomorrow's challenge, you know, maybe we should check and you can always keep it in there longer, but you can't subtract time, right?
Another thing, how often were you tasting your batter?
Oh, frequently, frequently.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I thought I was!
The whole time, and I couldn't really fix it.
You really don't know how to adjust it. That's okay. Well, at least you're doing that, because that's another thing you can taste and adjust as you go.
And finally, blueberry, when you're presenting something, you had time to pivot and not call
this blueberry, right?
You also had time to potentially actually add some blueberry in some capacity.
Oh my bad!
What is the blueberry in the blueberry?
The blueberry, she put blueberries in her ice cream, but blueberries are round and they
have no reason to break down.
You didn't give them any reason to break down.
So, a more successful way to do that would be to mush your blueberries first and then
put them in there and then you would have gotten some blueberry flavor.
But unfortunately they just rolled around and then you didn't even get them in a scoop.
Oh, the fucking, you know that.
I'm not going to squish that.
Thank you, Dr.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Good job, honey!
I love the president.
Oh, thank you. Congratulations.
Did I send anybody? Ray?
You want to scoop yours up real quick?
Are you waiting very soon?
I'm sweating a little bit.
It's giving criminal cookie stream.
Oh, God!
You can show it on it fast.
I think I can actually do it.
Really?
I feel like dead.
It's like the next day my daughter and I texted Caroline and I said, I do have a flu, I remember
my skin.
I was sick.
Yeah.
Yeah, well.
Hashtag.
Hashtag.
It's a part K2.
You remember Sina?
I missed her.
I remember how stinky her part was.
Remember how we all agreed at the Sina?
Yeah.
And she's not here to defend herself.
And then we even knew that she was sick.
You remember how we all agreed at the synom?
Yeah.
And she's not here to defend herself.
And then we even called the witnesses, and they said, yeah, she farts all the time, and
they asked who.
And it like, guys, I didn't want to say this on stream, but it stayed for days, like for
days in that picture.
Even the Christmas.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I could taste it.
So.
Right.
Classic synom.
Plus, it's resting.
I just hope we're coming.
You're so excited.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So.
We were just waiting on Valkyrie.
Who's after Ray?
You can go after Ray.
I don't know if that's what I was asking.
I was just inquiring.
Yeah.
That is why I had to move.
I had to move eventually.
Which I didn't ever want to tell him.
I had to move too.
You contemplated burning the house down.
Because of the clothes.
Yeah, so I had to take her to the block house.
And then it came off your clothes like a poltergeist, almost.
Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, she stinks.
Honestly, I dare anyone to do that though and not get sick if you feel like you're gonna die.
Fart. Yeah.
I'm stressed.
Try to eat 40 crumbled cookies challenge and no fart.
We only ate like a piece of each.
Probably was maybe one and a half cookies on there.
Yeah, I think so too.
Wild.
Okay, alright.
All right, she's on her way. She's trying to get her ice cream thing on that together. Thank you so much. Okay
This looks like little nips. Little nips on top
Cookie dips. Yeah, it might have been maybe they were oh look we're like a combination of all each other's outfits. That's kind of fun
Wow, look at us go. You got sparkles?
I got black, I got black, I got black.
Kiss up to the judges.
I got two blacks.
You know, I couldn't help but notice when I walked in here, I said, my God, what a beautiful,
beautiful, lovely, lovely, smart, young lady.
I'm gonna have to tell my boyfriend that you're gay.
No, no, no, no.
No, we're gay.
No, he's gay.
Both of us.
No, he's gay.
We're both gay.
Okay, it melted.
It kind of works though.
I try to make it work.
It's ours.
Okay, hello ladies.
All right, so I definitely didn't cook enough cookies.
Well, I did.
I cooked two batches, and this was the better batch,
and I realized I only cooked half the cookie,
so I split them in half.
I was like, how can I make this work?
Well, I turned them into cookie monsters,
and so I gave them like a melted chocolate
I like to give them like eyes and well I definitely need more time on the ice cream melted and
also my melted chocolate solidified so I didn't get to drizzle the teeth in but I think it's
going to taste yummy and you did you did use cream and I put cream in I think I've
not enough but she did yeah I didn't get enough in it I definitely see the monster yeah yeah
Yeah, yours got some good
Okay
All right, right
Thank you. Okay. Okay. What's on nervous?
Okay, you go for that. I'm gonna have to decide which piece to bite into
No
Ray! Ray, I'm...
What's in it?
That is maybe the worst thing.
Ray!
What is it?
Your salt.
Oh!
Your salt!
No, I didn't... I feel like...
You're supposed to salt it.
The bite I took was all salt.
Third place.
Ray, that is...
Did you mix up the salt and the sugar?
Um, no, no, I thought you were supposed to put salt in it.
How much salt?
Um...
Mmm! Salty!
If you like salt, this is for you.
It is very salty. It's like salt or something.
You know when you go to the beach and you get a little sand in your mouth?
And we love the beach!
We love the beach.
Okay, okay.
I don't even know if I've ever heard you react that way to anything.
I'm usually...
You're usually put together.
Are we... do we stand still?
It's pure salt, though.
It tastes like it.
It's like when you burble fault water because you were trying to clear something in your throat,
and now it's just the taste of salt.
I think it's going well, guys.
Okay, what about the cookie, though?
The cookie?
I'm stun locked.
I didn't even think salt is an ingredient!
That salt is so in it!
The funny thing about salt...
How are salt supposed to go in?
A pinch.
Oh!
I put like a cup.
Oh!
We know!
So it's an interesting idea because salt can help.
No, no, no, this is like the ocean, like, like, like, oh, I know what that is.
I also keep saying it tastes like cum.
No, I keep cumming.
I hate cum.
I don't know how to make a drink out of it.
It's like more sugary than that.
This is a mouth.
Okay.
It's like the ocean, it's like a swell of salt.
A cool idea you had actually is salt.
Salt when you're making ice cream,
if you use it on the outside of a classic ice cream machine,
it does help it cool.
Oh, it goes out, how solid is it?
Salt makes stuff colder.
However, salt can also make stuff melt,
which is what happens.
No, that means the salt will be on the outside of it,
not on the inside of it, no.
The ice on the, so it's all the, yeah,
Yeah, so it's a conductor, essentially.
She wouldn't even set a chance.
No, no, no, no, no. It goes on the outside.
Oh my gosh.
I knew there were salt somewhere.
I think it was still unexpected too.
There was just salt.
I did not.
When you was like, would you go rain?
I thought it was like...
Adiba? I thought it was like you?
I never overreacted.
Yeah. No, I know.
the most down to earth was.
The most down to earth was, I think.
She was not in one theater.
No, no, no.
She didn't.
No, I just lied to her.
Surprise!
Okay.
Gotcha!
Okay.
You really did, you, that woke me up.
Sorry.
I don't know.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Caroline, your notes.
What is it that you can say?
Well, I think you are an amazing person.
Thank you Caroline.
And holy shit, that is so like salt.
Oh, I love salt.
I love salt when it's, you know, on things that really should have, you know, should have it, which is not ice cream and ice cream sandwich.
And I'll never do it again.
I think you have elicited the strongest response, you know, that was that says that
It was an experience. Oh, yes. Like a roller coaster.
I still have some salt. Do you have any feedback on the cookie?
The cookie was hard. Somehow your cookie was simultaneously underbaked and overbaked.
I think it was the butter content that did that.
I like Austin said I feel like it's gonna ask if I want to Uber home.
Like it was really rough. It was salty.
Very...
Yeah.
The cookie was salty too?
Well it's soaked down.
It's soaked down.
It's soaked down.
It was basically...
Well I mean I did try some outside of the ice cream.
That's okay.
It was...it was...you didn't have enough sugar.
I know.
I know, it's okay.
This always surprises people when we're doing this.
Baked goods, they do need a lot of sugar.
So I just make sure you're tasting your batter
more throughout and then checking in.
Make sure you do little breaks.
You have a simple water palette cleanse
before don't just keep tasting the same batter
and being like, oh, it's good, make sure you know.
Your cookies, I think the shape is what gave you
that baked on the outside and cool inside.
What temperature was the oven at?
350 okay, yeah
I think yeah, it's okay fine like for cookies. Yeah, it's fine for that rage. I just saw you pour so much sugar
Okay, well right
Thank you
Oh, you're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome.
Thank you.
Thanks guys.
I think it went well.
I think it liked it.
Okay, don't move the sugar.
I'm going to take a picture.
Do you want to say?
Yeah.
Okay, go ahead.
Once again, we're just going to take your picture real quick.
You're going to be proud of it.
Yeah
Yo, it looks like chocolate milk coming up my shit
This is my signature
called do you call it?
The Haitian dish means
Cookies a la ice cream you didn't understand we got a caramel drizzle at the bottom
The ice cream is starting to melt. It's Oreo ice cream. It looks chocolate.
It kind of looks like a mud pot. But it's not mud pot. I'm telling you it's not a mud pot.
It's Oreo ice cream. You got some marshmallows right there because I know who doesn't like marshmallows.
And this is also calorie-friendly. This is a protein batter.
What are we giving?
What y'all are giving that y'all all go to the gym that y'all are fitting you care about your health
So I want to make sure this had the adequate nutrients like the proteins fats will low protein
I came in today, and I was like I'm gonna treat myself. I really deserve it. Yeah, and then like rage is maybe Tommy gives that the flavor
It's about a flavor. Okay. All right. I don't know it's
Protein. Yeah, it's not enough and so it didn't look like that before I'll tell you
That like clear shit
I made the marshmallow.
You made the marshmallow?
I made the marshmallow.
Look me into the eyes and say you made that marshmallow.
I think this may be the hardest cookie yet.
Just upon initial.
Well, it's not as loud as...
Emily's.
Let's see.
Oh, you scored out on ice cream.
QT?
You were the most frustrating.
Oh, okay.
That is...
That is what?
Great.
It just...
Oh, really?
Sit it out. Sit it out. Sit it out.
To me, it's like, oh, it's going to be all up the salt in my ice cream toot-o.
Yeah, I know, dude.
What you got in my car?
I don't know.
Have you tried it?
No, I didn't try it.
Do you do alcohol in this?
I don't know, there's a lot that this guy's talking about.
I wish, I wish, I wish we were a little drunk or anything.
This is crazy.
What if it is crazy?
You got a little bit of Bayleys in that motherfucker?
I think it's crazy.
No, no, no, no.
It's the salt.
It's the salt again.
You gotta eat it like...
Dude.
You're not a bear!
I think I'm gonna be grossed out or impressed.
No, no, look! You're not a bear!
You're the first one to go... I don't know what to call this.
You're not a bear!
Dude, this might be the worst cookie I've ever...
That's half!
It's like an AD and a BC right now, and right now I'm about to cross over into my life after I eat this.
It's like she'll be significantly different than it was before.
It's a cracker taste in the shape of a cookie.
Oh no, oh no.
It tastes like a cracker.
Cracker is edible.
Yeah, it's edible.
It's edible.
Yeah.
It's edible.
Come on, man.
Edible.
Edible.
You don't ever cook a chef.
My body is like rich.
Shut up.
Your ice cream was the worst.
Okay, but that was the worst cookie.
This cookie, because I hear the fuck is going on.
The fuck's sake!
Hey, you didn't put no sugar on it, no sugar on it.
Put some powdered sugar on that shit.
Try to get as much powdered sugar in the cake.
Your ice cream is so bad.
How?
Can you try it?
No!
Take a sip.
I hate this cookie!
I'm not trying to walk my figure.
I'm not trying to walk my figure.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
The thing is, I mean, you want to go play Earthlight.
If you want this out of something, it would hurt someone.
I'm not going to lie.
It tastes like something that he went to at Seapwn Ops and they were like...
You have something like a protein cookie?
It tastes like a protein cookie!
Which one do you like?
It is a vegan protein cookie!
I'm trying to wash my finger.
It shouldn't be that bad.
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
It's alcohol, that's what fucked it up.
It's the fuck alcohol.
The alcohol fucked it up, Austin.
Wait, I want to try to complain.
Bro, this ain't shit.
You could have gone to Office Depot
and bought a cardboard
and cut it out and put sugar on it.
Bro, you're gonna fucking put your tongue
to this thing so you're gonna get drunk.
I'm gonna put a dash of Bailey's whole candy.
It's all alcohol.
Is that a bad little flavor? Not texture flavor. Listen. I think graham cracker.
It's like sawdust. No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't think about the texture.
It's like a cracker. It's like a cracker. Like a saltine but a cookie shape.
Is that fruit? That's what I was going for. Do you think you call it?
Maybe I'm gonna try something like this. I have impressed.
Hey, excuse me. I am half-white.
You got me calling me a cracker.
Whoa, he just looked me in the eyes.
Okay, listen, listen.
Don't look at me, look at me right now.
How are you looking at all of us now?
It was not worse than her ice cream.
The version was way worse.
The worst thing.
Yours is so bad though.
Your ice cream is also so bad.
And here he is, I think, in order to see.
Okay.
Her, the taste-wise, her ice cream
is one of the worst things you've ever kissed in your life.
Yeah, we'll discuss.
Yeah.
Hey, watch out too.
If you aint here, say she ate them all.
I, I, I do not have to say.
You were the most frustrating, because you wrote down a recipe for ice cream, and you simply refused to use the cream.
What the fuck do I get cream from?
The whipping cream, that's crazy.
I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!
Fuck, I knew it!
The most crazy is yogurt would have gotten you even close.
Like, whipping cream was 100%.
Yogurt would have gotten you 85%.
Did you use whipping cream?
Y'all use whipping cream?
No, I used sugar.
Not a single human used whipping cream.
I was just...
Fuck.
Oh my god.
You'll never forget that.
I almost used whipping cream.
Okay, I'm gonna grab a recipe and then you just dig in.
Here's an idea.
I do think Ray's ice cream was pretty worse,
but his ice cream is so bad and his cookie is the worst.
Well, we'll deliberate.
We'll deliberate.
You know, after we try everything.
What?
I'm sure.
No, no, no.
Just make sure you eat one of the marshmallows.
Do the fuck.
Don't kill.
And that carmel's trusty squeeze out the chain of that.
Out of the tree?
Because you had so much confidence.
What the fuck?
Your performance right now.
Right now, I need to extra point something, something.
Give me something.
I can sing.
Yeah, do it.
Give us something.
Okay, Justin.
This is the way.
New York, concrete jungles where dreams are made of.
There's nothing you can't do.
Now you're in New York.
These streets will make you feel brand new.
These lights will inspire you.
They're for New York.
All right.
All right.
I was doing it.
I was doing it.
Emmy Roodle.
And it's time.
Wow.
Fundamental.
Maybe the first time performance made.
Yay, ice cream!
What the fuck?
Wow.
Wow.
Just seeing him from the initial...
Oops!
Thanks, Austin!
My ice cream came out.
Ice cream.
Let me block your...
Oh, so it looks so mature.
There you go.
Sorry.
So good!
Oh, it's a very nice thing.
Awesome, thank you.
All right, please tell us.
So, I feel like I had a little bit of a happy accident.
I really was trying to make a cookie,
but it kind of came out as more of like a brownie texture,
but I feel like it tastes and looks like a traditional ice cream snack.
I said cookie, no. I said cookie.
They said brownies! They said cookies! They said brownies!
They said you could be a craze if you made brownies.
And then I made strawberry ice cream.
I'm asking for strawberries and I put pink food coloring in there.
It looks beautiful.
It looks beautiful.
Alright.
I'm gonna let it look a little longer.
You're funny.
Ice cream's not bad.
I'm also just so grateful not to have a mouthful.
Yeah, I don't know how to compare it,
but the ice cream kind of tastes...
I think it made me a soldier.
The salt ice cream for you Emily.
I'll just eat it.
I'll just eat it.
She doesn't like it.
I'm her standard, so I'm not gonna try it.
Yeah, you know, well.
I don't know if it's ice cream criticism or cutie.
I'll take any criticism.
I won't, my feelings will be...
You did get the closest to an ice cream texture thus far.
Your berries, you didn't...
So what it's called, it's called maceration.
So when you, yeah, so when you take berries,
and this is a tip you can use later throughout the week,
when you take berries and you want to add a fruit flavor,
you mush them up, you add sugar.
What sugar does is it extracts juice from your berries,
and so you're gonna get more intense flavor, okay?
You can even at times, like if you don't want the granules,
like if you're making the syrup,
you would just add that over some heat a little bit,
and then then you could add that syrup,
you could add that syrup for whatever you want.
So it could have cooked the strawberries and put it in.
You wouldn't have just gotten more strawberry flavor,
And it would have gotten pink on its own.
Like, and so your food coloring is caring,
it's doing like that psychological thing.
Yeah, where you're like, who the same strawberry?
But it's not matching, which is fine.
Take a big bite there, take a big bite.
It's actually, these are the,
I love them all.
I love these.
Yeah, I'm good.
You already lost the initial.
You did have jam out.
You had jam out, did you use the jam?
No, I did not, I thought about it,
but it felt too risky.
That would have helped you.
I think more more sugar for the brownie. Yeah, but I'm just very grateful for
To clear my palate
Cocoa powder when you use it it's incredibly incredibly bitter and so you do have to
Add more sugar. Yeah, so that's why this almost tastes like a dark chocolate. Well, that's kind of what I was going for
I use dark chocolate chips
I mean I have to say they're like overall impressed
All right
All you did was make do-do cookies and that's it you also poisoned the dirt me fucking break the main weapons down
No, what the fuck was it? Who's the better?
Obviously not.
I know the ice cream, I'm kind of focused. Do you have any other...
It's got narrative to it.
It tastes like salt in my mouth.
You can be critical, I don't mind.
I think it's objectively bad, but cute.
Oh, okay, thank you.
It's just not sweet.
It's just not sweet.
It's not sweet.
It's got a little dry.
But I do like the ice cream.
Okay.
Um...
So, you're done with nothing a bad time.
Was it better than the marshmallow with the Hershey on it?
It's a really great question.
The marshmallow that you took out of the bag and placed on the plate.
I created with the gelatin that they have over there.
And the caramel drizzled, I squeezed out the treat.
It was that.
Talking about yours.
It's my turn.
Presentation.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Alright.
Thank you.
Thank you guys.
Thank you.
Wow.
Austin.
lost in. Okay, just run a little bit. Alright, we'll be posing for that.
Thank you. Thank you.
Okay, look, try yourself.
Those look like the kind that have in the gas station.
Okay.
Wait, can you hold this? Just hold it and stay out of frame? Just hold the plate.
Hold the plate. You got it? You got it? You got it?
Now, judges, before we get started here, I'd like to tell you a story about this dish.
As you can see here, there is a variety of ingredients on the plate.
In many ways, your life began as a composition of ingredients.
Wow.
It's bourbon egg.
Ew.
Well, no, it's not.
Just broken something.
So anyway, over the course of life,
those ingredients eventually form into a cookie.
And this represents that journey.
You can tell right here, each of these cookies, they're different shapes and sizes, just like
all of us.
Mi Vida Loca.
Two Vida Loca.
Oh, wow.
Thank you.
Beautiful.
Thank you, Austin.
That was beautiful.
Sorry, I'm texting my psychiatrist.
Can you take your psychiatrist?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Don't look at me after this all the time.
So Chefs, I mean, go ahead, just let me know what you think.
Okay.
Let me know what you think, Chefs.
You crumbled some things up on the plate, I see.
Yes, so that's the ingredients of all the ingredients.
Everything that you see on the plate is an ingredient in the cookie.
So there's baking powder, baking soda.
Everything that was into the cookie is on that plate.
This is an interesting little tumor on the side here.
Well, sometimes you develop those things.
And look, and look, and look, and you got, you got, there you go, see?
Oh, did you throw it on the floor then?
Just kind of internally.
Yeah, but internally, it's still, okay, but we don't want...
I'm a high risk, high risk of it happening again.
I understand that, and, and...
I'm high risk for a reason.
you know what this ice cream is boozy oh wow so I am so let me tell you I put an
entire bottle of Bailey's into the ice cream you put an entire bottle I think
consistent this is the thing what a lot of people don't know is you actually can't
get drunk when you mix floral are you getting like I thought I was smelling
the flow but it's like I'm getting floral so what a lot of people don't know
is when you actually, when you mix alcohol into ice cream, you actually eliminate the
alcohol component and you keep the flavor. Similarly, when you, when you, when you cook
wine into a pasta, the alcohol effect, you don't get drunk off of eating pasta, very
similar to ice cream. So I put an entire bottle into the ice cream.
And you didn't cook it out.
No, no, it mixed out. The alcohol part of it mixed out. So, so, so you could probably
eat that entire thing and operate a motor vehicle, fly an airplane.
There's no actual alcohol in the ice cream.
This cookie needs so much lube, it is dry as hell.
Yeah, I think our biggest lesson we learned today in the family is to check our oven.
I did.
More.
Okay.
More.
Okay.
Cookies take anywhere from 8 to 12 minutes.
Well, I checked it.
Mine were in there for 8 to 12 minutes.
Really?
45 minutes.
Yeah, you're confident.
I'm serious.
Okay.
I'm tired of him shabir's wife's pussy.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I'm so sad, I'm so sad.
Oh, he's sad that you're here.
Oh, he said himself.
Yeah.
So, I mean, but consider, and you can also dip it in this stuff on the plate too, it makes it taste better.
Now, at least it's just, huh, giving ice cream.
It's just, it is very baby-y.
Well, you know, don't say you're not going to have a good time eating the cookie.
Are we going to the Abbey after I have this?
Wow.
Well, everybody takes your mix.
I don't know.
What do you think?
Are you guys okay?
I'm just really serious.
I like the creativity with the Baileys.
I do like that.
I think it was a great flavor you brought to the table.
Thank you.
I do think you're short on sugar.
Really?
Yeah, taste your ice cream.
It just tastes like Baileys.
So, in order to, you know, in order to exaggerate a flavor when you're adding it is to add complimentary
things.
So like Baileys, if we added, like did you add vanilla extract?
Oh yeah, in the beginning, and then I poured an entire bottle of Baileys in it.
That's okay.
There's just like some things that might have brought up the Baileys and complimented it
a little more.
Chef, I don't mean to interject.
So you're the judge, but I respectfully disagree.
I think some, oh, shit.
They got into a counter to judge us.
Disagree.
What?
I think taste and flavor is subjective.
I want to say, well, we are subjectively saying it ain't got it.
What do they usually drink it with?
A cream.
Hot chocolate.
Coffee.
Coffee, that's the complementary thing.
So this is good for all of you when you're baking, you can sit there.
You grab strawberries.
Okay, what goes good with strawberries?
They're berries. White chocolate.
Matcha goes good with strawberries.
Maybe lemon goes good with strawberries. You grab Baileys.
What usually goes with Baileys?
Coffee. Hot chocolate.
Like, let's find things and make them friends, right?
You got Oreos and then you kind of just gave up.
You know?
I fucking give up.
Taste is subjective.
What do you think? Oreos, cookies and cream.
Okay, cream, cream, you know?
So every single thing you guys grab,
sometimes if you pause and you really think,
where's its friend, then you can take your thing to the next level.
I just like, I prefer straight Baileys.
I don't even mix it with anything.
That's fine, yeah. Okay, I like that.
That's where my vision came from, Chef.
You know where I'm coming from.
Oh, oh, cookie was not good, but you know what, I'm rocking with the Baileys.
She's out of the hall.
There's an entire bottle of milk.
I am aware.
Yeah.
All right, Sam.
But the alcohol doesn't.
But it doesn't.
Yeah, it doesn't.
Um, thank you so much for the coffee.
You're so welcome.
Did I mention how pretty you look?
Yes, like more times.
Go ahead.
I feel like I gave my notes.
Yeah, um, thank you.
Okay, thank you, Bakers.
Bakers, the judges are going to deliberate.
You guys are going to go hang out in our office.
Okay.
Together.
And then chat, you get to vote on who to give your bonus point to.
So we'll be running a poll, you'll be able to give a bonus point, so feel free to, you
know, do that to chat.
So Nico will run that poll soon.
This abecious told me I still got my money to give out to chat.
Damn chat.
Wow, that's awesome.
Wow.
And then you guys are going to go hang out in the bathroom with them and we'll grab you
when it's time to hear the results.
Okay.
We need it! We need it!
We need it! We need it!
We're all in the bathroom.
Why are we here?
I don't know.
That's where we're all going.
Oh, brother.
I'll laugh.
Who got first?
Emmy.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't know.
I think I definitely would have.
What do you mean I think it's me?
I tried her ice cream, I didn't spit it out.
I spit it out.
They all spit it out.
I think Emmy got first. I think I got second.
Really?
I think I got second.
I think I went after everybody else.
I did.
My ice cream was pretty good.
You might have got second.
because she's a fucking alcoholic, because I'm a holocaust, you must have done it.
Sometimes you gotta know what the judge is like.
That's true.
And I also put a bottle of whiskey in there too, nobody knows about that.
They are, yeah, that's good.
Do you don't force them shit in my shit?
Because my shit tastes like straight liquor.
You know, you're the one who's leaving that room.
You're the one who's leaving that room.
I didn't pour nothing into that.
I didn't, I didn't.
I don't think you got laughs.
I think I did, and that's okay.
and that's okay.
I can do better tomorrow.
I knew there was salt somewhere.
It was on the outside.
I put like half a cup of salt.
Like who thinks I would put the salt on the outside?
Yeah, go to Judy Shatt, to vote.
Go to Judy Shatt, to vote.
Oh, Judy Shatt, Judy Shatt, Judy Shatt.
Judy Shatt, Judy Shatt.
You see the vote, it's please, it's please.
This is B. Stas, he doesn't put a line.
He said, I got one.
Oh no, no.
I got one.
Yes, you did.
I always show y'all what it's on my phone.
Jeter.
Oh, Jeter.
What do you guys think tomorrows is gonna be I think it's kind of hard
I didn't expect ice cream
No, I think brownie is too similar
I think brownie is too similar
I think donuts are great
Donuts are like deep fried right?
Yeah they're quick
I know she didn't put down its last time
She's doing something hard
Muffins?
Muffins are too easy to eat
I think it's like one of the
maybe cupcakes with the macaron frosting
Oh, our own frosting is probably the catch.
I think I think harder than this I'm going to fail.
This is harder than this.
It was like two separate things.
I was like, wow, I can't even do one thing.
Yeah.
But we'll get better and better, hopefully.
Yeah, we're here until Sunday.
Yeah, I thought there was elimination.
So I was like, I guess I'll go home.
But we're here until Sunday.
We're all partying together.
I will tomorrow get in top two game I lose but I'll gain hella XP on game mad expeaches
now you know chat this time
They get an extra point
Talking about completion
But they don't even try it how's that fair by the way
Chat then you can try anything
I don't think you have an extra point
You just have to sense it
Look at it
If you like salt
Yeah
Right yours literally tastes the way I got a mouth full of ocean water
When I try, my mouth is still burning.
Yeah, I'm gonna try it.
How much water is there?
Like I have cup.
Oh, oh, what?
Did you think it was sugar?
I had a quarter cup.
No, no, no, I knew it was salt.
I have cup of salt?
So much.
I just, I heard that ice cream has salt,
but it's not salt at all.
Wait, I saw your saying.
It's just, you put it on the outside and that helps it
freeze, and now I'll never forget the rest of my life.
I'm never making ice cream again.
No, never.
That's how you do that.
It's colder.
Yeah.
That's why mine wasn't freezing.
I was like, why does that have so slushies in here forever?
And when I saw Emmy start to freeze,
and even though he put yours after,
I was like, wait a minute, I think I'm gonna try it out.
Why did you say salt?
Shit, I messed up.
So if I heard it earlier, I would go to the bathroom.
I need salt!
I don't know.
One thing Bailey's has is cream.
So that's why I'm like, yeah, that's why I poured the oba.
We did your cream?
You always put some Bailey's in that shit.
He didn't pour the oba.
I didn't get a lot.
So yours look like action videos.
Fuckin' whole fucking gang.
I know. I was gonna take the whipping cream too.
Yeah.
I didn't do it. I didn't do it.
Fuck.
Tomorrow we're gonna be conning.
Jack, who's winning the votes right now, bro?
Oh, they're ready?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, boy. I wonder.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, geez.
Hello.
Hello, guys.
Remember, this is only day one.
Okay, this is day one.
There's time for comebacks and there's time for more failures.
But we do have a bonus point that some people don't know about.
It is a secret bonus point every day.
Today it is based on who has the cleanest mixer, so we're going to be looking at
Well, that's okay, we're saying outside the bowl is fine, too, because you know
No, you got some splashes up here, but I washed my bowl with it.
That's your bowl, so we're talking about your mix, your actual.
See, Ray has some dough on hers right there, you know.
Oh, okay.
She's got some dough.
Emily has a lot of flour on hers.
Oh, yeah.
Take it.
Okay, Austin's is really bad.
Austin is out of the right now.
I thought it was me and him, right?
But look, listen.
I don't know if it's between you and him.
It's like the white.
Oh.
What?
What?
What?
What?
This is the last one.
Mine's like spotless, no?
Really?
It's yours.
Mine is out.
This is good.
Your supers might actually.
It's supers.
But why is it?
Surprisingly, it might be supers.
It's surprising.
Oh, yeah, I'm very good at a bunch of things.
All right, Super gets a bonus point, though.
Yes!
Yes!
All right.
And, um, uh, chat voted.
Nico, who did chat give the bonus point to?
Me?
Oh, shit!
Two bonus points!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit.
Okay, today you guys showed up.
Okay, you showed up and you showed out.
We have, should we do our bonus points first or the placements?
Let's do placements.
Okay.
Placements, you know, I'll present who got last today.
And this was close.
Very, very close.
This was actually really close.
One, the whole thing?
Bottom two.
Bottom two.
Bottom two.
Why don't you do a real close-take?
Damn, Austin and Buckingham.
I think it's gonna be great.
I think so.
No, no, no.
Ready?
Definitely.
We thought about the criteria being, you know, taste, presentation, and is it an ice cream
sandwich?
Yes.
And the deciding factor was, is it a nice cream sandwich?
So Ray, you did get last place today.
Now we have the stars.
And that's OK.
You know what?
You can only go up.
You can only go up.
I mean, you could stay at last.
You could stay at last.
So Sam, you could stay who's at fifth.
Which is, yeah, yeah.
No, you're looking at me, everybody.
No, I'm not looking at you.
It's okay, bro.
You're looking at your, now you're looking at the thing
behind me, because you're trying to avoid me.
I'm not looking at you.
It's okay, Gabe, I didn't get you.
Oh, oh.
Yeah, I think you should give them all a hot point.
Yeah, just, yeah.
Yeah, Ridge,
ah.
It's marshmallow with a nice little treat afterwards.
Afterwards, looking at me like scowling even.
No, no, I'm trying to say what you're saying,
because I'm not comprehending.
You're really lucky, because Ray's presentation was like...
No, no, no, it wasn't better.
I'm sort of melting, so it looked like it.
You feel me?
It had the car melts, just one at, bitch, just like that.
It was like...
It's not changing, so...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good job, Ray.
And then, in fourth place, we have Miss Blueberry Paradise.
Blueberry Paradise.
Oh my god, he's got it!
Thank you, thank you!
All right.
Gonna take the desk, is that one?
You can go over, you can go third, and then...
Um, third?
Awesome.
Oh, come on!
That's it, Grace!
That's good!
That's so good!
That's bullshit!
You're gonna get to be great!
That's bullshit!
You're still with me on the podium!
You know it!
You know it!
Look how happy it is, Motherfucker.
Sorry.
No, he's over at the Louvre.
Oh, he's over at the Louvre.
No, he's good, no matter what place he got.
Bullshit.
Well, I'm about to call security, you know what I'm saying?
Wow.
You're kidding me, but I called them.
Second place.
Well, you could just say who first got.
They don't always got first, because it reveals it.
Yeah.
First place today, first day.
And the winner of today, the person who showed up day one
and blew everyone out of the water, is Emily.
Yay!
Emily!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Sam, would you like to give your bonus point?
Oh, okay.
Yes, my bonus point.
So I don't want to incentivize bribes, even-
Oh, come on!
Okay.
Last time I was a judge, I accepted a bribe as well.
Awesome.
Thank you so much for the coffee.
What?
I'm cool! I'm cool!
It's like...
I want to apologize for my outburst. It's not a reflection of you judges. It's just I'm passionate about the competition.
Thank you.
I feel sick physically.
Tomorrow you'll know, okay?
My...
My bonus point...
I did tell you to do a performance and you did a performance.
Hoof! Hoof!
Yes!
Oh man!
I saw commitment, were that horrible or what?
And my bonus point goes to actually my favorite presentation, which might be a surprise, but it was raised.
Oh!
Not!
No!
You feel bad!
I would never, I would never.
I liked that it was a monster, that was my main argument.
main argument when we're fifth and sixth we're like oh no the monster was good
your ice cream did always do it. If you were to have been more ice cream sandwich
you would have gone for it. Yeah. Yeah. You got the bonus point. I have marshmallows on my shit. I have marshmallows with a
herds of kiss on my tongue. That's the easiest pun in the world. Her name is. My name is
sandwich okay so that leaves today with last place in six currently right now is
Ray with one point tied for fourth slash fifth is Emily and rage with two
points. Austin in third with four points. Emmie Rue actually is in second with five
points and Super is in first with six points.
No, that's too good. There's no way.
And maybe all of the ava in your favor for the rest of the challenge since we will not
see you returning.
Thank you everybody. I don't feel like I'm gonna shit my pants so it's okay.
No, I might. I'll give it a little bit.
But that's tomorrow.
Take some of my shit home.
No, thank you.
I am fasting.
Tomorrow, our judges are Fusley.
And I'm surprised because I need to text people on this.
Mr. Fusley, I'm going to be here tomorrow.
So if you need to send her money or compliments tonight,
you can get started doing that.
But thank you to Caroline and Sam for being here.
and big thank you to our contestants.
Thank you guys!
Thank you guys!
Thank you guys!
So she's average.
I'm happy!
I got a point!
Okay, alright, well thank you guys very much
and then whoever is on the main feed, obviously
you can say goodbye. Chat, we'll see you tomorrow
at noon, which we'll try not to be late.
That was my bad. I do have to go to a psychiatrist
appointment in my car really quick.
So thank you Chat, don't forget the prime.
can have a cooler step later.
Oh hi guys. Hello. We're going to go out and do more stuff. The strain's not over yet.
I'm going first in the challenge. But I'm not in first overall so that sucks but that's
okay because I feel like in other competitions I've been in, if you're too heavy in first
at the beginning you never win so I think it's okay. I just need to be consistent. You
I just have to try to be consistent and it'll be fine well at the time I
should
but I feel like I performed I can't believe that actually came out okay in
the end I can't believe it how what was what was the chat vote looking like
was it close I wasn't not close at all I don't even know like what I placed in it
But I figured I probably wouldn't win that, especially since I think people knew I was
going to get first from the judges probably.
Oh, I was second.
Oh, I was close.
Dang it.
Dang it.
I lost to the felon clout.
That's crazy.
Felon motion.
Bye, racey world.
Bye.
Have a good day.
Bye, bye, race.
Okay, we're going to go hang out with Rage now.
I'm Rage now.
I'm Rage!
Oh, hey!
Hello!
Yay!
Say bye to Rage, chat!
Bye, Rage!
Bye-bye!
Bye-bye!
Are y'all here, chat?
Are we good?
Do we got...
Oh, Allie, can you switch to Rage's camera?
When you get the chance, and let me know when it's switched.
Are we good, chat?
Do you read?
Do you read?
Do y'all read?
Do you read?
Do you read?
Do you read?
Do you read?
We should get food.
We should get food.
That's how cool we are.
So what's the name of this place?
We're going to find something to eat here.
Where do you live?
Yes, we have three guests.
Do you live in Atlanta?
No.
You live in Houston.
Coolest state ever.
Cool. Real nigga shit life.
You gotta be a different type of nigga to survive.
We're not going to be a different type of nigga.
You gotta be a different type of nigga to survive.
At least have a steak.
Florida?
Yes!
Oh my god!
That's how you know a steak.
Best steak is your new floor.
I have a question for your ice cream.
What did you do, bro?
Because braised tastes like the ocean, I didn't spit hers out.
I spit yours out.
No, no, no. You didn't get a good taste of hers.
Hers would leak.
I couldn't have it in my tongue, bro.
It was bad, but yours was worse.
No, it's not worse, bro.
Oh, they're burning over there.
Yeah, is this this?
No, you don't.
Have you tasted it?
Ray, you really don't.
Oh, they cleaned yours out.
Oh, my God.
Hey, a lot of things that one.
Did you taste it, Ray?
I did taste, Ray's.
You really don't want to taste it.
I spit it out.
It's not as bad as Ray's.
It's bad.
Did you put salt in it, too?
Yes, bro.
It's not as bad as Ray's.
You're this rude?
It's not as bad as Ray's.
I'm telling you.
Why is that?
What the heck is free though?
Is that right here?
Is it free?
Oh!
That one's mine.
Mine's actually pretty good.
Oh, just shit enough.
You melted it.
Oh, whose is this one?
That's awesome.
It's fucking alcohol ice cream.
That looks like dough.
Oh.
Wait, is this mine?
No.
It's not.
That's it.
I'm going to grab my bag.
I'll be right back.
Wait, did you try mine?
I'm going to try yours.
Mine's good.
I promise you.
Mine's actually good.
Is this vanilla?
It's really sweet, but it's like...
That's ice cream. Yes. That's actually ice cream. You could eat that.
Eat that shit, bro. I can't. I can't. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I gotta give away their tools, Shaq.
Maybe, like, an X-Ree?
Uh...
I don't know what the plan is today.
Like, give them their shit?
You guys, hold up. I got a card on.
You did good, bro.
Appreciate it.
You did good.
No, I'm not talking about tomorrow. Don't even worry about it.
Huh?
I'm not talking about tomorrow. I'm gonna be calm. I'm gonna be calm.
See, all his depth are good. See?
I've seen what's seen in his depth.
I was telling him earlier, man.
That's good.
People are, uh...
People are dapping me up all over the place now and I'm telling them hey he's
correct and it is how to dad bro. Because you know it's an epidemic it is bad
I don't know how to dad. What's that? What's good? Oh I put it right here.
No problem. Chad he runs the bathroom real quick.
Actually, new company.
I don't even do I don't think she gave me feedback. I swear she like
Caroline said better than expected Sam said better than expected and cutie just
I had nothing for her I think I needed I just I guess heavy cream for the ice
My cookies needed more chocolate chips
Yeah, I know cream
First place I feel like I just got so lucky. No, it's like no
It was actually like
Oh yeah, yeah, well tomorrow, I'll just talk about that second, I just need to be brave.
I can't believe, because I lost to the felon cloud, I was second place for the trap vote,
but he got me.
No, he got the felon cloud, he got me.
Oh man, you'll be dead tomorrow, you'll be dead tomorrow.
What, for me?
I'm an asshole?
Why am I an asshole?
Because you beat me in the butt.
Oh you okay, you got fucked at the bonus points though.
I mean, I feel like it'd be kind of weird if, like, the chat would have so picked the person.
I feel like it makes sense.
Well, I got the clean mixer.
You did.
She did.
She did.
Yes.
All right.
All right, let's go.
Maybe you'll see in the ground, the small leader, but like, just to me, obviously, you'll
record it every day for this amazing bonus thing.
I'm just going to go out to eat, and then we're going to go to the arcade and stuff.
It's me and Rage's first stream to ever find that.
We had the cosplay together so it's like a big loop.
He's out.
Um, they didn't want to catch him.
What's your cake?
I don't know yet.
Ew.
What are you doing today?
I'm going to Disneyland!
Yay!
Wait, that's supposed to be the prize.
You're going to get to know us.
I know.
I'm so glad we got to go again.
Yes, I was waiting.
I was like, we're going to see everyone in the prize.
I was like, what are you doing?
Yes.
Damn, it's time.
Okay, I'll head out soon. Emily already won, that's crazy. She already won. Okay, we need to decide what to go eat.
Me and Range, neither of us are from around here, but I was thinking maybe like conveyor belts,
Sushi could be fun, we can have a competition, something like that.
I mean, I think he'll win, but, um,
compared to sushi would be fun.
Wait, like, a feeding competition?
Yeah.
I guess.
You should have!
I mean, I'm gonna lose, you know?
But, usually anyway, it'll be delicious.
I just want a sushi.
Yeah.
Which one, LA?
So, I'd like to go get something to eat.
That could be fun.
Or what do you guys think?
Texas and Florida.
I didn't know Rage was literally Florida, man.
Oh, yeah, it's very Floridian.
Tell her from the wing sex.
That's a horror thing.
Hot asset.
Are you sure?
I think you're a influencer.
Sorry?
I'm Korean, but Rage doesn't like sushi.
Is that true?
What happened?
Oh, do you not like sushi?
You don't know the answer to that question.
What are you going to say? No.
You like sushi.
You don't like sushi.
Oh, someone just said, you don't like sushi.
Who said that?
Pan them.
Well, I thought we could go to a conveyor belt sushi place
since you can eat more.
It's big.
Oh, you're a big one.
No, I never saw a fire spot.
It's fun.
I never did a one.
Yeah, I don't.
Yeah, I know you do.
Is there one here?
I don't know, actually.
What do we serve up?
Beyer belt sushi.
Look up on.
Emily, do you know the good conveyor belt sushi place?
No, I don't.
Oh, yeah, Carl, it's like, wait, sometimes, like,
there's a way, and it feels like you can read, I mean,
bro, check, my phone was effing the whole time, is it?
It's like a bare part.
You know my stuff, I was doing, oh, fuck, I mean, oh,
oh my god, there's so many pure beach in Arabic.
It was clean sometimes, but I mean, you saw,
you don't mind Wi-Fi, I couldn't even load a webpage
when I got here, so.
All right, are you on Wi-Fi?
Yeah, I don't know, I'm really interested in everybody
streaming at the same time or what?
No, don't tell Super.
No!
There's one 20 minutes away.
I didn't have the...
20 minutes away?
Yeah.
Yeah, it was such a long game.
Hi Jack.
Hey Super!
You hungry?
I'm hungry.
We just so happen to be hungry too.
We just, and I just, Jenny, that you brought a gift to us through our stream.
I did not see it.
Love you, sweetheart.
Thank you.
Um, we just so happen to be going to this to bear without sushi spot.
And this is really good and really fun.
Yeah.
And we're wondering if you wanted to come with.
We'll pay through you.
If you're busy though, it's cool.
You're busy.
You're busy.
I know QT got tickets for you.
I don't know like what time it is.
All right, all right.
You got this.
This is the new thing.
New thing.
Let me ask Emily actually.
New thing.
Emily, what is this?
This chat isn't real.
What are you guys doing?
That's okay.
Stay on it.
Stay here.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, we can.
I'll ask you what you want.
Y'all going to Disney World?
No, they didn't.
lazy, that's the prize.
And they already are going.
They already won.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
How the fuck are y'all going if that's a prize?
Yeah, he got us tickets!
What?
Where's to go?
Take your favorite song already, I'm seeing it.
Can we say it? Can we say it?
See you later. When I win, I want a ten-band ticket.
Do we're saying it to the kids too or so?
Are you saying we're?
Yeah, both of us.
See, they're fucking probably in our ear talking.
No, I'm actually trying to get her to get stuff from her last night.
She's like, I can't say anything.
She can't even say anything.
She can't even say anything.
And look what we said. We knew Emmie was going to come in first and who came in fucking first.
Yeah, super!
No, I mean, I don't fucking know what she did come in first.
You actually came in first.
You didn't get lucky.
Well, I'm with the bonus, but how can we get another bonus?
I don't know.
OK, so champ, we're going to get eats.
And we're going to go and play some games.
But we've got to find out where it's at for the game.
There is for 20 minutes.
20 minutes?
All right.
All right.
All right, let's see.
Let's see where it's at.
Yes, please.
Or you want to go to the bar?
What is it?
All right, let me get this thing in this room.
Yeah, I need, I've been on break for two weeks, I'm rusty.
I came back, I'm really tired, bro.
Why'd you know I'm good?
Literally got 100 K subs in the first place.
Look, look, look, I was planning to go on break that day anyway.
It just so happened that I went, I'm like, yo, bro, fuck.
I mean, I just assumed you were like,
because I don't have to share this.
No, no, is that how it came off?
I was like, wow, that's like a thing.
I promise the break was already installed before that.
Like, everything wasn't like a week or something.
He did kind of come across that because we only ended the collab with Maya and said we're going on a two week break and then surprised we showed up in a vis-a-vis thing.
And they thought I was coming back, no gang.
Getting the bread for y'all up and we out of here.
Pull the tie. No, we're gonna cry for y'all for eight months motherfucker.
Some shit. Almost a year.
Alright, we gotta sit in the ad.
We got a truck in the middle of the town.
A military fucking soldier shooting Uda with us.
I got a what's a soldier gonna be traveling with us now did they find out from cutie at this
Yeah, I don't know what she's gonna call
Why why open my web browser, I'm not sources. I swim a lot
I'm gonna search that RJ would defy get the son's love you bruh
Yo shout out RJ! Shout out RJ! Appreciate you RJ. Yo chat I did not I did not search that bruh
Shout out RJ! I said what's the address to it?
It's like 20 minutes away.
Okay.
What's that?
Cool.
I'm gonna send that, uh...
Do you have a car here?
Do we have to open that?
We don't.
We open it?
Yeah, I mean, we don't have a car.
Okay, but the guard is outside too?
I have to leave my saw on those.
Chad, we gonna get some sushi.
Check we don't get some sushi
Sushi
I
See how much sushi
Okay, she might out cook me because it's only so much raw I could take
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. Wait when we talking sushi. We talking like
Sushi roll like rolls or you talking about like because sometimes sushi is not always a roll like with the rice on the bottom
Yeah, it's both
With the on the top
I like I like I like my sushi, but it's a circle and they got a little shit on the inside
Feel me like that's some eel sauce
They do have that at cropped but the plates have more on like more food on it
So if you only eat those I will beat you because you're gonna get more food
I won't win against you.
I won't win against you.
I will not be that like that.
I'm sorry.
All right.
You know what's crazy?
You know who's another person?
There was two people out there who used to be scary.
Maya?
Maya?
That's cool.
You find you were.
You were probably scared of her.
No.
She is like, she gave like, you fuck around, I'm gonna end you.
Seriously, it's like a teacher, but she's goofy as hell.
Yeah, she's really nice.
And guess what I said?
Uh, I don't know.
You!
Me?
Yes, you!
The first time I ever met you, you fucking, like, me or something.
Why are you scared of, like, 100-pound girls, bro?
Oh, it's not the point, man.
Like, I don't know, like, the first time I was in your house,
ain't you like, bullied me or something shit?
Oh, yeah, I did.
What the fuck was that?
They told me to be mean to you, so I was mean to you.
Who told you to be mean to me?
I don't remember it but that might be wrong so don't get mad at Rosie I don't want to get him in trouble looking like that.
Rosie?
It might have been sin, it might have been sin.
But yeah, someone was like you can just be like a bitch to rage, like it's fine, you can call him a bitch.
And so I called you a bitch, do you remember that?
Yes, I hate that word, I actually hate that word so much.
It was it was one of them told me it was senator. It was fucking senator. She's only because that's it
They said oh, well, but she said she won't bro. She just wanted us all
Chayutas, I tell you how you have fun with your friends. Hey, you know this I
Called you bitch, and then I gave you a blue red bull and I was like be for bitch
And you drank it. No, that's that's top. Yeah, yeah, why are you laughing?
What the fuck are you laughing at?
Because she says that why would you drink it?
I didn't fucking drink it.
You did drink it.
I didn't drink it.
You did drink it.
I didn't fucking drink it.
Would you say if someone offered you a bowl and said,
it's blue because it's beef for bitch
and you drink it, does that make you a bitch?
No, I didn't drink it.
That didn't happen.
But let's say that we're done.
Blue is for bitch.
Would I drink it?
Yeah.
I mean, am I tired?
Because like maybe I needed it.
I'm not that tired, it was like 6pm.
Let her sit there's two chairs right there.
Oh no, I'm doing my Asian squat.
See she's here, that's what they mean.
Oh, she doing the same shit.
She's on the floor getting us to Asian negative shit.
She's like, what Asian squat?
I mean, you might be a bitch, but like who cares?
No, no, no, no, no.
You're making too much time to put your knees up.
That's not true, that's not true.
Try the Asian squat.
I don't have knees for that, no cast.
Try it, try it, how do you know if you don't try?
Oh, it's pretty good.
Did you try it?
Yeah, it's pretty good.
But what?
Both your heels got it.
Okay.
Is it that?
He's Asian.
He's really Asian.
He's really Asian.
Yeah, he can do everything to me.
I'm first.
He can do everything.
I'm second, actually.
I'm second.
I'm second.
Wait.
What?
What?
Judy, like, introduces Sabotage.
She doesn't get the thing.
Who are you going to Sabotage for?
Sabotage in the chat.
They're so crazy.
Like, you're actually fucking trying to suck.
What?
Sabotage?
Wait, wait, is it true you turned off my ice cream machine earlier?
No.
I didn't turn it off.
and cutie said she thought it was you she's mine wait you are already
sabotaging I did something to her shit yeah yeah I did something to her
I did something to her yo yeah that's a fact I ain't sabotaging nothing yeah
you gotta chill out too last time I hung out with you that's how I hung out with
you I like the chillest person ever like I don't I kind of stand here no no no
no last time I hung out with you let's call me a larper on tiktok for two months
The fuck was that about?
People aren't really like, college players, and things like that.
Yo!
Well, also, like, people, they were, like, mad because I said the wrong name for Yoru,
but it's like, if I hadn't read it, how would I know that those characters share the same body?
Like, but I was like, it doesn't really matter, like, they're just...
Oh, you've changed so many questions?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Set up, set up, tick-tie, use some ho-ass tick-towers. Fuck y'all niggas. Fuck you, pussy.
See if you just don't look it doesn't exist. No, I'll be talking about shit
I'll be typing back to them stupid enemies too that I made a fool of them
Yes, I fight
Yes, sir
Any threats you have full permission of eliminated
What's your name, man?
You know what I'm saying?
Thank you.
You feel me?
Holy?
Okay, Chad.
Yo, yo, here's my...
It's a chat.
Yeah, I told Aimee, I was like, should I get security?
And he's like, oh, we can take care of it.
And I was like, oh, thank you.
You know what I'm saying?
Every state, Chad.
I don't think anything's going to happen, but it's like if something did happen, I don't
want people to be like, how does she not know about her by now or something.
But I look, understand.
First of all, nothing's going to happen because I'm the rip.
They don't see a ray that, okay?
They gon' find your bodyguard off the roof.
They would've already thought,
oh, I'm gonna need to find a bodyguard.
That's what I was thinking, actually.
I already thought that.
It was that?
I already thought that.
Now we got two.
You're just straight, I'm not gonna have pain.
Good girl, bruh.
Thank you.
I wasn't laughing like I was making fun of you or something.
Of course not, you were.
Well, sometimes I just laugh to like fill the silence.
Because it's hard to hold.
So you be awkward laughing?
But you bond to me here.
So, do you typically have awkward moments with other people or are you ever awkward on one way, Jack?
Or is that when you're most comfortable?
Not really, no. I'm most comfortable with my shopping with other people.
But isn't that most people who are awkward along with their chat?
Actually, some people aren't awkward on one way.
Yeah, new streamers, probably.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
What's the machine you've been doing?
I got an Asterisk.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh, why did you play this?
QT?
Oh! I got an Asterisk.
Do you guys want to go to late lunch with us before you go to the...
Fuck that. I've got some news that some of the contestants asleep. We got your humble abode
Baking powder and baking soda, and she said I can't tell you that if anything he has off because last night love
Like sitting next to him, and he's like just so you know
Yeah, they're not helpful. Um, I can't I have to go check on my dog. Oh, yeah
He's 15 and we think it's either a bulging disc or a tumor or a stroke.
And you know how bats are.
He's 15 so they can only do an MRI.
You don't want to put a 15-year-old under for an MRI so you just have to see if steroids work.
Anyway, I just have to go check on him obviously.
He's with LUD so it's his first day without me.
So I'll do that.
You can go from my house or if you guys want to go to Disneyland tonight, I have enough tickets for you if you want to go.
Do you want to go to Disneyland?
I just want to go to Disneyland.
Well, there's this Disney Channel night that's like, it's like, it's like Oogie Boogie Bash that I go to every year, but it's like smaller.
And so it's like you can go on rides and it's much quicker and there's like Phineas and Ferb is there and like Lilo and Stitch and like they have different characters that are Disney Channel themed.
I don't know if I can go because I'm a little kooky right now.
But I'll double check.
I think I have enough to even call the camera man for you.
Let's go!
Wait, what time are y'all going?
I'll check. I'll check when the things are.
Once I get home, I'll pull up all the info and I'll text you guys.
Alright, cool.
But yeah, there's a chance that that'll work out pretty well.
Thank you, you're so nice.
100 hard days, the summer vacation, the school comes the longest and I bet...
Go to sushi and then...
Oh!
Go to sushi?
Oh, I thought they wanted to.
Yeah.
Did you want to?
You're going sushi, right?
Uh...
I'm gonna watch you good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go to sushi and then just Uber to my house.
I would come.
I like you there.
I fuck with you guys.
I just have to mind so long.
And I've put it in the description.
Aim high scripts, bro.
I promise you, there's not an aim high script.
What the freak are you talking about?
Oh, Chris.
Oh, you know your family friendly?
I'm family friendly.
What the freak are y'all talking about, game?
All right, good for that.
You ready, Em?
Yes.
What is that?
Wait, I didn't tell that.
Hey, why don't you rest, kid?
OK, I'll take a-
I'll take a-
Is that yours or your giving?
Oh, no, I'm going to go to that hall.
Oh, yes.
Oh, frick.
OK.
See, that's fine.
What's that?
The oobskin?
Yeah.
It's fine.
The OOPSKEE
I'm here to let you shut up!
I'm here to let you shut up!
Oh my god, this guy!
So strange!
This guy was like, oh I'm so stressed
I'm going to get harder. He's in first place.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's going to get too hard.
Beach of Modest.
Modest is a nature of them.
But, like, most of the cookies are not the whole thing.
That's like...
Well, apparently yours tasted like...
Yeah, by the way modest is the nature of Pokemon boosts the special attack moves of the Pokemon below is a physical attack
So I want to put models on like a gang or or timid on a gang or the speed you doing those there
Yes
I think no we can get his Uber right here. Yeah
That is
Chat, what's this from?
If you know who you know, what's this shirt from?
I'm going to back.
I'm going to bring the book.
It looks like it's collected briefly.
Yes.
Hey!
Follow me.
Follow me.
There are some new swaggits, bro.
It's okay.
How do you put it back?
Whoop!
oh oh oh thank you scam
wait uh itachi thank you for the 10 king coin thanks for the 5
anonymous thank you for the 10 ghost face thank you for the 50
don't thank you for the 5
thank you guys
yo chat thanks for the chats i appreciate all the chats and shit
thanks for typing the words and shit
leak of drone what did i leak
what did i leak what did you leak
what
i don't know what i leaked bro
Whatever
Chat on the way so 500 cells from 100,000 cells game. Let's do it
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it
But here's the thing I feel like y'all like more raw than me. Who's gonna win you think mommy
Okay, so if we're talking about size of stomach, I will win but I feel like I'm gonna get tired of this before it goes.
Oh, there's more food per plate.
You're gonna nerf yourself.
Oh, hold on. I'm eating what you're eating then.
Okay.
But I said I'm gonna get tired of that shit. I already know.
They have like a, like a charred salmon with like the rice on the bottom. That one won't fill you up.
Hey, we ought now. We all got to eat the same shit.
In one room.
Taps out. Taps out.
Are we eating the same thing?
It's sushi.
Is there any sushi you don't like?
No, I don't like all sushi.
I don't like the egg.
Tell me, go.
Oh, I don't like that one.
That's not even sushi.
I'm raw squid, little funky.
I can't raw squid.
Peter, butt is way no.
No, don't.
Did they be saying that to you?
Sometimes.
This guy is a fucking swaggy.
Swag it. Fuck. I just sped my balls.
Very nice turn. Great.
I thought you said you were a family from way down. What?
Swag it is a build. I could also have to use it.
Oh, you can? You can do it.
Awesome give you the okay? Yeah.
And technically it's not a bad word. Swag it.
It's overly a swag. It's gotta end the gut and end of that shit.
You know what I'm saying? Like, maggot.
Maggot's not. Zero PR train.
I was on the Mr. B show again. I got to move the art and the world. I don't curse anymore, by the way
I'm filming for you
Right. No cap.
Wait, can you tell us about the finale?
Oh yeah, that was crazy!
Like, were you thinking like, this is gonna take forever? You're like, oh brother, what are you thinking?
I'm not gonna lie, at first, I knew I was gonna win, but...
What the hell? What?
The confidence.
I knew I was gonna win, I ain't gonna lie, I knew I was gonna win even before like, when there was like 30 left
But I ended up switching my opinion when I see the Rakhaz started aiming.
When the Rakhaz was beaming shit, I was like...
For who?
Like, he was hitting the heart, the heart, he, I was on one heart left.
I was like, yeah, so I might be cooked.
I might be cooked.
But he's, he's dumb.
He's not, he's not smart, so he got everybody to target him, and I'm like, oh, it's okay.
When it was just ski left, love you ski.
That's when I was like, all right.
He's gotta have it.
I low key thought he was hitting my pillar of balls, he was hitting my pillar of balls, oh my god.
He would have had it.
Did you know?
That was so cool.
And you don't want your shit too, right?
Oh my goodness, I won the 250k one.
Wait, did you get that money or what's your audience?
It's going to like your...
Damn bro.
How long does that take, you know, because these things are all like big, like my chance like, where's my money?
Oh really?
Yes.
Uh, give it all away basically.
Yeah, I give it away.
They just haven't sent it.
I can give it away however long I want but what but I yeah, but you're gonna hoard that shit no
You have it no sounds like I just have to give it away to the viewer. But you do whatever you want
Yeah, I can do whatever you have to go to it. I did I give away like 40k
You know I'm a M cell. Oh, yeah
I have more watch time in your check than you have in my chat
So I think Hawaii or a rando
Okay, so Mr. Beast, okay, that's amazing. No, I'd be giving it all my all my all my some money
I'd be giving away the charity, bro. Oh really?
Red Cross Red Cross the Red Cross I donate
it's uh uh uh
alveas
alveas sexually
all of the time
all of the time
do you have your own enclosure right there?
oh like like I'm we're working on it
oh for what animal?
gators
gators
floor that shit
we're working on tiles
oh yeah I have two
well my chat is one
I have one that's called the emmy airy
the emmy airy
and that was like called like emmeru center
for birds who can't fly good
my chat came up with it
That's real how do I get that one that I do that?
Even she fucked me enough to
Why are you why are you acting?
No, listen, listen, listen. She's been in this game for a long time.
Yeah, I know, but like you're pretending.
Yeah, I'm pretending to what?
You do not have money?
How long have you been streaming, Rach?
It's like, it's not that long for like, two years.
I thought you were like an OG.
Nah, I'm running. I've been playing like two years, game.
There's no way it's two years.
How long has it been?
How long have we been streaming?
Two and a half.
What? That's it?
Oh, one and a half years.
Damn.
Yeah.
The rage they send your roadblock, baby.
Tch!
Tch!
Tch.
Tch.
Tch.
Biggest out line in the middle.
Ten years?
If it's ten years, we've been streaming almost the same month.
I'm still longer.
I've been like 11 years.
Damn.
No, no, no, okay, okay, okay.
Technically it's nine years.
Nine and a half.
Because I started YouTube at 27 or 27.
Oh crap.
But it streamed to like 2018.
You feel me?
Yeah, I get it.
I'm not gonna say anything.
Slicker farming.
Slicker farming.
What's this, fuck?
fuck the fuck oh yeah they're gonna scan me I can only get 7000 oh my god yes
like done or something or someone's happening oh how do you get like
everybody that's crazy
would you have given him money
I feel like you would have
did he hit you up every or you would have shamed at the time
you were on
Okay chat, we're two minutes away, we go be there in two minutes and we have a sushi
fest and if we don't end up going to Disney, I mean, don't go to Disney, we're going to
the arcade and we're going to cook each other in some games, who think went into a bunch
of games, me or Emi?
Probably Emi.
Emi's going to beat your ass.
Probably Emi, no.
Why?
Do you say that?
I just, she plays a lot of games.
games yeah I know but like she been playing a lot of games yeah I've been
playing a lot more games but I would be you okay well fucking what yeah well I'm
kind of clean it's okay actually you lost to Chris wait do you understand
that's the only game he's at you know you was trolling you right no you see
how many points he scored and then I was gonna give you how many points I'll
score like 75-73 but you scored 73 points in 2k wait you're good I'm kind of
What TV was using?
Play me a 2K. You're not gonna give me a 2K.
And I hate 2K. I'm so bad at 2K.
That's no fucking...
I don't know.
Fuck 2K.
I feel like FIFA is probably hard.
What game did you be playing?
I'm not a deadlock. I'm addicted to deadlock.
I fucking love deadlock.
I was on deadlock like a month ago, but for some reason I don't know what I got big
I don't know what it was. I stopped bro, but shit was a hard one
You gotta play deadlock
Mobiles
Damn
That was in like the earlier season now that would be master
I should
Wait chat what game should Emily start her game in our car?
Oh, have you played Elden ring? Yes. Okay. Elden ring. Have you played Dark Souls 3?
I started it. I'm good at Tetris. Wow. Yes, and I'm good at Guitar Hero
Red Dead Redemption 2. I'm sorry, but it looks something like mutt. Did you play X-Fission 33? I started it, I saw it.
You play Marvel Robbins you'd be a good you'd be a good cloak and dabber
Which one?
Overwatch
Whoa
Not too much
Not too much
Oh you overwatched
I was an overwatch pro
Overwatch is coming back
I used to be a pro
Whoa hold on I got a different I got I respect the pro because genetically that's a little
different I ain't gonna lie
Oh it's a pro
Wait what role did you play?
Tank
Oh shit
What's that that's crazy for
Get a big niggas in the front with all the health and shit
Rivals at all. Yep still player not that much. Did you take your own soup?
Yeah, I bought that everything. I peaked like top 10 and like the first season or something
It's just like watered-down overwatch like
I peaked diamond, but I feel like
rival's is like
Vicky mouse right yeah, like you play here you go. It's very easy to get like GM in Marvel Riders
I don't know you just play a lot. Yeah, this is easy as fuck you get GM in that shit
That's why whenever I get GM chat on mine getting at any higher chat
Not cuz I can't get higher than GM, but because then me it's too much time. Yeah
Are you still playing a while I got a long time ago, I wasn't like this though
i got a blue camera knife that's worth like $50
yeah that's awesome
i spent like 800 bucks on keys i never got a knife
i'm too nice and they're like the worst knife
i have to keep pulling i'm due
i'll be getting it i've never pulled it
i don't even know what the effect there means
bro you're gonna get twisted if you start
is it actually it didn't?
bro i'm not even gonna lie it should probably be changed
Cuz like when you open it it just like it looks like a slot machine like a swinging ball
I played Valorant from year. I forgot what what year it was like two three years. I probably spent two twenty two hundred dollars on a game
$2,000 of straight skins balance kids are tough to me
You may two thousand dollars in a minute
You lost your $1,000, you don't even remember, you don't even remember anymore.
What are you doing?
Well, because you don't regret it, you like it, that's good.
I've never regretted spending money on a game.
That's good.
Okay, I've spent money on all sorts of games.
How much money have you spent on league skins?
League skins?
Well, I have a league unlocked, so I don't spend any money anymore,
but I did buy a $200 drink skin.
Did you buy the $500 Auri skin?
No, I didn't.
Did you?
No, I've had it all.
What?
Yeah, there's a $500 Auri skin, yep.
huh yeah she's very sexy oh yeah I have any old butt ass skin bro it's a girl yeah
she's a cat girl oh she's fine yeah she's fine she got the thighs up I
think and her toes too oh yeah there you go
that's her face skin that's not that's not the phone's not yeah it's just her
I just have a look.
I see the 500 dollars worth of real money.
What even is the 500?
I don't even know what it is.
Well, it's like the Faker skin.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a Faker skin.
So, it's 500 dollars.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no, that's not the 500.
Oh, that's not?
It's the one white here.
Oh, this one?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, didn't they like...
But it's like crazy.
But he should have updated it because he won World Together or something?
That's like the other one?
Yeah.
Would you pay 500 dollars for that?
No.
Okay, 500 dollars.
Does she show her pussy while she's fighting?
Does she start going in and fighting?
Why is it $500?
It looks raw.
It looks cool.
But not $500.
$500, though?
I mean...
It's like a collector's.
Yeah.
I don't have that skin.
She even got the thighs out like that.
You know what I'm saying?
I think the other one is the one that they gave after she won Worlds.
I don't think it's a bubble bath skin or something.
I don't know.
She has like a...
There's like a rumour.
I don't know.
after she won worlds?
I don't think it's like a bubble bath skin or something.
I don't know.
She has like a, looks like a rubber duck.
Two terabyte. Why y'all making it weird that I have two terabytes on my iPhone?
Yeah, why did you bring the house?
Cause my one terabyte is, was that 900 gigs?
How do you put it on your phone?
Videos and pictures.
No, no, not like that. I've had every, I've had every picture
and she had my phone and says I forgot iPhone for us.
So if I 20 what 13? Damn everything when I was a high school up until now
You know me if the text message is saved
For me
That's not bad chat right? No, I think that's understandable check his phone
See Bob, I'm not even at one turn by it
I don't even have two terabytes on my PC. Yeah, that's a lot
Are you really like using all that?
I'm at okay. Let's see how many gigabytes about right now chat chat
Guess how many gigabytes that to the dot to the percentage if you get it right chat Geo mind check check the check
If you get it right, I'll catch up you following those
Usage 937.4 you think yep 937.4. Okay. I'll tell you right now last year when I checked last summer
It was like 780 so it's been about a year
hmm okay wait let me revise that 843.6 okay 843.6 yeah I'll I said not get
guess a number used 843.6 no whoa okay chat what y'all say I'm at I've
used and 90% of this is okay right
we'll say 895.31
out of two terrorists. Gio find out who got
the exact number right game if anybody
said it before not after. Bro that's
cow wait how many no elderly is it fat?
It is fat.
It is fat, but that's how much storage you have.
Isn't that a good thing?
They got it for a reason, man.
They got it for a reason, Jack.
It's right down at the street, Jack.
It's right down there.
You don't see it.
I'm scared.
They didn't want to check if they have spots available.
It's for me. I'm like yeah, yeah
Right right Charlie
No, I mean it is a la
And chat you also gotta remember I used to edit on my iPhone through a lot of YouTube videos
Oh, that makes sense.
I got a lot of howling, squatting, YouTube videos, shit, how you was clipping shit.
All type of shit.
You're a sneaker. What the fuck does that mean?
What does that mean?
Are you just going to get a sub?
Yeah, link the old bank account to the shit and stuff up.
Are you live still?
No, I'm not.
You're off? You're off too?
We eat.
wait
get me right here
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wait
oh this is packed
wait hold on
what is it
oh that's where papa
yeah
ah shit
yeah right here
yeah hurry up
come on
come on
Oh, you're good.
Yay! Oh, sorry!
Was that last Hulk necessary, bro?
No, it wasn't.
Was that last Hulk necessary?
No, it wasn't.
I think you're crying about it.
Yeah.
Alright, so Jess, we're about to have our sushi.
Right now.
Okay, to be fair, they probably should have pulled in here, but...
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Good job, good job.
Watch out, watch out.
Okay, where is it?
Right there, this way.
Oh!
Don't get hit!
Here you go.
Oh my god.
What's up?
What's up?
Let's see if they got spots over there.
Let's see if they got spots.
I've been to this exact one before.
Really? Was it good?
Yeah, I went like years ago.
When I used to live in LA.
Oh my god.
We can go to Daiso if we have to wait.
It's like a
Oh, wait, you're the biggest we better you love Japanese culture. Yes
That's gotta be like
Yeah, let the north side drop you.
Okay, let's say bye-ho.
We got the sunset.
What do you want?
Thank you, that's enough.
Yeah.
Oh, okay, okay, I know.
That's what you just said.
Come on, man.
That's all they're actually saying.
Wait, what city are you?
M?
Green East.
Oh, that's more like it.
Okay, now that's right.
What a guy!
We have to eat this.
Wadding of the sea.
Oh, I'm excited.
Is this it?
Yes.
Oh.
Oh.
That's hella wrong.
That's mad wrong.
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Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, sure. Thank you.
Yummy.
Oh, see, this is gonna be my problem, chef.
I'm trying to...
This is green, you know, for fuck's sake.
That's green.
They literally sent this screenshot.
Oh, that's funny.
That's so funny.
That's funny.
You guys like this?
Yeah.
That's funny.
That's funny.
They're so alive.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That's cute.
Yeah.
Oh, you made it.
Yeah.
That's funny.
Thank you.
Thank you, bro.
Of course.
What was that?
No.
That's so funny.
Oh, it's funny.
It's funny.
It's funny.
It's funny.
I'm going to go pace ourselves up, yeah.
I'm pretty good at that.
Here it comes.
Now.
Oh, it's working.
You guys will see how this feels, Chase.
I'm going to eat everything all of this and then we're going to eat it.
Oh, this is that dude though.
Who's that?
What do you guys want to eat today?
That's hard!
That's hard!
That's just, yo.
I'm nervous for three days.
That's just actually hard.
I do not know how we weren't getting any ingredients or something.
I mean, I need this stuff.
Bro, I swear I thought she was going to give us ice cream.
I was making the cookies.
Oh!
I've never had sea urchins.
This place doesn't have the best sea urchins, so you might not like it though.
Put a 50-gip yourself, we're almost at 100,000 a day, man.
Can you get this, sir?
Holy shit, you're all just...
Thank you.
Yeah, I want the subs away, Jack.
It didn't really have much flavor, I feel like.
It's kinda like, um, tasty, you know.
Oh, wow.
Thank you.
Mine too.
Oh, that's delicious.
What are you guys going to visit Austin again?
Austin, I'll see you in a minute.
Yeah, I know.
What's the last one you went?
No, no.
It's not going to see me.
Oh!
You won't say that real.
That means you can be Florida's horse friends.
Yup.
Hey, you're a bit of Florida?
Yup.
You live in Philly now, right?
I'm Florida.
Florida is the best thing you ever picture, right?
Yeah.
What part of Florida?
Um, like near Miami.
What do you mean, okay?
Where'd you go to Florida?
I went to Miami.
Oh, I need the Santa Florida one.
I need that.
Like this?
Yeah.
20.
Ready?
20.
me
yo those are crazy
oh my goodness
stupid black shoe
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Like a week in our after like mr. Beastie was a little bit
Not really but like I'll just out in Oregon
Hey, I finished this we out there
Hey, Colin. Deserve your water.
Oh, wait. I think I drank from both of them.
You did. Ow. It's fine.
I wasn't paying that much attention to it at all.
What's he?
That's fine.
My fault. We just got sick of it.
Yeah, it was really good.
My bad.
I'm a fucking pig.
So you were one with the trees?
I was off my phone as much as I can until Pokemon came out and I bought a switch, another
switch, but I wasn't imploring it, so I bought another switch, and we got top rank in two
days and I stopped having play sense.
Dang!
I bet Raid was so high in the forest.
Whoa!
I don't see the drugs.
I don't smoke.
You do drugs?
We literally smoked on screen together.
Oh no!
I did screen like a year ago.
I've never got through the flowers way. How'd I feel I just like kept thinking like it was scary
You didn't see it the world didn't look different or anything. No
No, I just kept thinking between we thought that I'm like
I'm playing
They got a lot
I'm not supposed to lie.
What do you have?
I have a plate.
I have two pieces.
Okay.
Well, I'll eat up.
I love it.
I don't play too smart.
All my players have three chips in there, bro.
I got additional water to get us out of the end of the table.
Thank you.
All my shit in the fried shit is a special power.
I'm stupid.
I know.
There are like two trips and wars.
What do you want?
Oh, more water.
So many water?
Fuck it.
I'm still losing by the way.
Uh-huh. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Why are you following me?
I have eight.
I got eight.
I'm mine as well.
We're beating you.
I better put this right bro.
What's up guys?
Hi, nice to meet you.
Who do you want in the- oh maybe stand there.
Hi.
Here let me get out.
Here you go.
Nice to meet you!
Thanks.
Thanks.
Okay.
Oh.
Look at this.
What, Ray?
I love it.
So sweet.
Overlap.
I'm about to burn.
I'm about to burn.
I'm about to burn.
I'm about to burn!
Yeah, I'm getting bomb f***ed.
I'm about to burn!
So, we had those big smoothies I love with Goddard's.
They're like 14 green smoothies.
You guys eat breakfast?
I'm sorry.
Oh.
Oh.
I have to talk.
I have to talk.
Great.
Huh?
Are you okay?
No, he's fine.
I'm great.
You know, he's gone from here to shit.
He's gone from here.
Yeah.
How are you?
He's the most raw food of all.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What are you laughing at?
He's just like laughing.
He's like more.
Huh?
Huh?
Yeah.
No, no.
She's so nice.
Get the things out of here.
Get the things out of here.
I won't let them pass.
I'm sure.
Where's the new one?
My threats are not still like fish right now.
Like the ocean and the pelicans.
It's going great.
I think they need some robber right now.
Robber?
Yeah.
Okay, if I get robber right now, how many places is that count for?
No, that's five plates minimum.
No, five plates minimum.
Oh yeah.
I can't believe it.
What?
I have to do these places on here.
Bro, Grombon would hit right now.
Come on.
It's one plate.
No, it's not as like 10 plates.
It's only one bowl, so we counted as one bowl.
It should be how many plates to pick that bowl.
Well, it's a little bit of a risk.
Yes, because one of these plates fit in one of these plates, so how many plates could
Yeah, but it's like what it is.
Like why?
This.
Should I get your ramen though?
I don't want to lose, bro.
You're already lost.
I'm not finished.
I'm on eight, you're on y'all are at nine.
We're at ten.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
I got nine.
You got nine?
I got ten.
I'm not done
I mean, they don't even look that big.
Yeah, 2, 6, that's like nothing.
Do you want to call me for each?
Just come on.
Yeah.
Oh, there's a cheesecake.
This is a special one.
Special towards the GD.
Eat that, eat that.
Yeah.
I don't like to overeat, though.
So
Maybe
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Know what she had the funniest
No, I
I got watermelon in my nose.
Don't cut it.
No.
You're about to throw up.
No.
Yeah, don't force it.
You can take a break or something.
You're going to risk a race.
Get your bitches.
What the hell?
Is that how I was a plate?
I mean, is it a plate?
A plate.
I'm more than watermelon.
What the hell?
I just got a fucking splinter.
From your top stick?
Yeah, you can literally see it.
Right there.
Oh no!
That's not gonna get real.
What's that?
Let me see top two.
That's not gonna stop me.
Fuck.
Wait, right?
You think I can go ahead and take the table that we're not gonna be anymore or we're gonna
Girls, we're counting our flights, so we'll put them in the order.
Yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
You guys, they're not tweezers?
I actually like a thousand dollars.
Really?
Nice, honey.
Motherfuckers.
Look at this.
Do not play back on the belt.
Unlock black clips.
What was that?
Oh, black clips.
Ooh, how fancy.
Wow.
That's green onion-y.
I like it.
Okay, cute.
Okay, okay, okay.
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Not finished in these days.
What is that?
I'm not finishing it.
Yeah.
That's what it is.
What is that?
Oh, that's the motherfucking problem with Zootopia.
That's what it is.
They're fucking like a stinky fucking...
Yeah!
You know, boss is deleted all of them.
Oh, you guys do that like yo, bro.
Y'all can scoot right up, I don't care, bro.
Just tell me what it is, bro.
I can't, I ain't gonna lie to you, we don't want more.
Wait, maybe I can get more and more.
Maybe I can get more and more.
Yo, yo, just relax, let's all keep it tight up.
Let me get my one more, y'all look good, y'all look good.
You're good, you're listen.
You don't want to be at Disney World with a fucking belly, or at the art pan, with a belly
of her.
And you don't want like off-screen shots of you looking like a chud, like a chubby doll,
and posture just so cool and shit.
Are you worried about that maybe you should stop?
No, I'm not worried about that.
I don't, I don't get it, brother.
I'm just gonna shake this shit.
But yeah, do you know that?
There.
Yeah, let's get this shit.
that? There! Yeah, don't forget to sit. Wow, are you body-saving? Oh, not body-saving, bro.
How you can have that back now, I guess? I can't get it out. I got like some of it out, but it's like broke.
No, I think I'm just gonna like run it in warm water and make it a little...
cool and chill out. Oh, fuck.
Can you die from a splinter? Is that possible?
If you had an infection, I'm not gonna kill you in a substance.
I mean, like, what are the odds of that? Like, it's pretty low.
Like, what are the odds?
He is winning in the competition right now.
He is winning.
Something's taken you up for a few days, but we're low.
Yeah, I mean...
Interesting.
I'm pretty sure the blue fin should throw on the ice for me to go.
It's really low, but it's super low.
You can cheat a little bit.
That's the thing. My first four plates were all three piece to four piece.
How many plates do you have bro?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Wait you live nine?
10.
Okay the what?
At least counting our watermelons. Counting our watermelons.
No, no, no, because the watermelons came in the plate.
Oh, wait, wait.
Sorry, I'm dying.
You're dying buddy.
How do you have a choice?
He's behind there.
Oh, he's doing some nail art.
Alright, let's just keep it here, bro.
We don't gotta keep going, bro.
Let's keep it here.
Y'all tied up?
We tied up Emily?
Well, you have to eat two of the past sauce.
No, let's keep it tied up.
I might want one, bro.
Wait, there's one right there.
You can do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's that?
I don't know.
Can you eat too?
No.
That one's for my girl.
Yeah, but you don't need to eat.
Come on, come on.
Are you with him?
Yeah.
How's that happen?
I might have to tap out of your face.
I'm gonna just fall over.
Rubbed my belly.
Oh, there you go.
Hey.
Who's on Emily's dick?
Let me know right now, chef.
Who's on Emily's dick?
What's up, tell me.
Damn.
He's probably having a separate sprain on him.
I think I'm done but there is the one more piece here like I could Mr. Beast you know
I'm telling you I promise my life everybody was told beforehand it's supposed to be secret
if we go live on our status but on God when we got there he told me I could stream said
Emily could straight and said everybody could stream but in the YouTube videos
like oh my god they leave I swear we're like wait I'm not supposed to be serious
oh you can go live if it doesn't matter I swear on my life even me a closer work
is do like wait why are we allowed to go live this was a little like we're
degree in the amount of people that were streaming in the camp we were all
good what okay so those others were so asked anyway like who couldn't tell like
sketches green screen was so his blue screen was so I like a bulletin
like come on bro check we went live in mr.beast basketball gym with a bunch of
people when everybody went live too everybody knew it was cool but a YouTube
video don't look like that wait but how come I didn't get invited what's that
about cuz they know you're a pro yeah you feel like you know they said
Genetic diff? Yeah, genetic diff, yeah, for instance.
You watch the video? Yeah.
And then you put a sport on speed?
You wouldn't be gaming though, probably, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Probably.
Maybe, maybe you would want to play.
Maybe you would want to play.
It's really important.
Come and help.
Next time, Jimmy.
I'm 10 points plus.
See, I think those are gonna animation, so that'd be fine.
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I was actually so mad.
Okay, I think I was the only one that liked that.
What?
I was like, okay, I don't know.
Get the check and pay for the show.
There you go.
There's no money.
Bring it up.
Well, there is the check out button.
Oh, are you guys saying the bill's gonna be $300?
Oh, I'm gonna guess.
It's like $300.
No, it's like $183.
$153.
No, it's like $183.
What?
I don't think it's 208.
208.
208.
Yeah, 208.
208.
Okay.
Yeah, we're going to put you in.
Yep, yep.
Oh, check it out.
Want some? Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, I think it's 208.
I was like 183. No, 189.
It is per plate.
189.
Each of them are 10 plates.
Yeah, so it's at least 201.
Yeah.
189.
It might be a little more than 208.
It might be...
They also got the soups.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
I'll answer 240.
208 or 217?
17
Are they in my stream?
Uh, uh, uh, uh.
I've got Twitch called M.O.V.
You're going to see us live right now.
What's that?
I used to be on Twitch.
You got Twitch?
Yeah.
I can tell you.
I come in that thing.
So they gave us home?
I don't know.
M.O.V.
That's a big fan
That'd be really funny
That's the follow button, right?
That should be
Subscribe
Plus one chat
Awesome
Thank you Ray for the food.
I'm great.
That was crazy. I can't believe it was on the God 208.
Wow. This is why he won Mr. Pizza.
True.
We are so...
You're not there?
You're there.
We're poochie.
We are poochie.
I'm with you.
Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy.
Wait, so I ate those plates?
Congratulations!
I feel like you still have one more in them.
I promise you.
No, I want to see that.
I'm sure.
I want to read.
No you don't brother
I am actually so tired
When you stop filming you get to get rusty
Like you did get so you did get fucking
Maybe cuz I only got five hours sleep though
Tell me sleep much like the other get on average the other getting a full eight seven out eight nine
I should about fucking goodie, okay
Okay, so
We've got to get over to the arcade
Thank you guys for the dinner!
It was great!
We'll see you tomorrow!
See you tomorrow!
See you tomorrow!
We're gonna call it Utsuki!
We're gonna call it Utsuki!
I got the Addy!
We're gonna beat M1 on some fucking games!
I'm gonna show what a WRL gamer look like!
Did you know what I'm saying?
We're gonna play fighting games!
Oh, we can do basketball, but I'm not stuff at throwing.
I'm not stuff at throwing, too.
I should never play basketball. I'm more of a footballer and shit. I'll play you in the dough
All right, let's get the address
No, Joe make sure you have a tally like points for like emerald rage who wins the most game
I have a tally market shit. We need a scoreboard
It's the Asian ones, they do designs that people win.
But like, they're designed so it takes more than one try usually.
But the American ones, if we just scan them,
they'll never win.
I don't know.
If they have G, you don't have to do DDR versus me.
DEI?
DDR.
What is that?
The dance revolution?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll pump it up.
Why?
It's so fun.
That's my favorite.
Bro, my cousin.
I have one of the machines in my house.
He plays hard.
Every king does it stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
My cousin Jessica she had those as a jib and all her girlfriends or female friends will come over
And I'll be so effective like those bad pretty girls. You're not gonna dance and shit. So I was gonna come to watch a game
I want to various myself
Oh, no good if I'm gonna dance now, so we've played 2026 right now
Yeah, cook really worried about that shit. It's different times
or is it that's everything in L.A. is seen for that does not seem right
that does not seem right
that would be like over an hour it is
yeah bro let me somewhere closer yeah wait how we it's five o'clock
It's 5 dead flu game.
How are they 5?
How the fuck are they 5, Chet?
What?
Wait, hold on.
I'm not gonna lie.
We gotta go in that direction anyway
for...
Oh wait, don't you know.
I just can't.
Oh, this is far.
Chet, this is an hour and 10.
What did you get?
You're lying.
I don't want to be in my home again, I'll be in my life.
Check!
We're gonna fuck on the game again, nigga!
Fuck on the game!
Third time!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, nigga!
What the fuck game, nigga?
Why are you sleeping?
Why are you sleeping, nigga?
Getting the fucking water, fucking thousand, nigga!
Most of us on Twitch were crying out again, check!
Who you been?
You've been that way.
We did try.
We didn't talk? No! Oh, shit!
We chatted 100,000 subscribers for the third time.
That's amazing. That's crazy.
And each time it was Mickey Mouse. We're fucking out of here, fuck.
Okay, we gotta... we gotta release it.
Should we...
Break down. What are we doing?
If Arcade is...
Unless...
We find a closer one.
Yeah.
So we can find a closer one.
someone see if you get kicked out but I feel like what okay one of those though if
there's a lot of kids shit fuck shit fuck shit no Disney they're not ready for
Disney yet go to round one yeah round ones the best arcade in my opinion is it
open? At this time? I thought it was like later.
I think it's over all day.
Yo, 100 hours in a game, Seth.
You did what I'm saying?
It's really far.
Even that one?
It's over an hour.
You know what?
This is what we're gonna do.
Yo, wait, who pushed us to 100,000?
Was it Jenny?
He's looking to do say sorry say sorry who?
Jenny thank you baby girl. I got a sugar bomb. I'm so jealous
Jenny thank you for lucky push it on us to honey K today. I say will you come to Florida?
I'm treat you right put fucking Florida in my zanib and move there too. We gonna treat you right. We
We will treat you right.
You didn't understand?
I'm also looking for a sugar mother.
Ay you, she looking for a sugar momma?
Any time you tell her it's an awesome school.
Fuckin' shit you, you fuckin' bitch.
Get on the side.
You silly?
We are meshes.
By Nagea Sarcane.
Whichever one's closest.
And we'll just pray.
And we'll pray they let us in.
Or we'll...
Actually let them go through.
I don't know if you're trying to drive around that person.
Oh shit wait, there's some
There is some downstream
It says 75 feet away, is this real?
That's dead ass real!
Wait, is that here?
Wait, where the fuck is that?
What direction is it?
This way?
What?
There's the little walk!
It's hot!
Okay, that's it.
Calli-Claw.
It has 4.9 stars.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where is it?
Oh, it's up there!
It's really up there.
Let's do it.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's so lucky.
I'm so lucky.
Close to the last buddy?
You what?
I didn't know you guys were saying I'm trying to double check other stuff.
Yeah?
Sure you are.
How the fuck if what?
You can fuck out.
I love my camera man.
You all ever leave me for another stream, right?
Like how you left mine for me?
I would never do that.
Oh, you saw that?
Yeah.
Yeah, I fuckin' post his ass.
Fucked up, you stole him?
Yeah, but it's like, for the bet. Not for the bet.
Okay, listen, call me.
If a streamer offers you more money than I'm paying you,
hypothetically, cause I'm not paying you shit,
just come to me first.
Okay?
And maybe I could, you ask his offer.
So, you're not paying me more?
No!
No! Pop! I don't!
I think we have a good situation going on right now.
I don't think you need more money.
I wouldn't complain, you know?
Okay, let's see what goes on in this club. Is this a massage, ladies?
Have you ever got a happy ending before I move?
No, I have not.
Well, me neither, shit.
That shit's never...
It just never happened to me.
A Garchomp!
I'm not leaving without Garchomp.
Amused!
Go!
Do we buy for credits or do we just put money in the machine?
Everything's off of a card system.
We purchase a card through our kiosk.
And they begin for you anywhere from $1 to $3.50.
You can outwit some of the machines.
Okay, thank you.
If you're here to help you, can you help ranging the plush or give us your tricks?
Keep it behind me.
Is it rigged?
No.
Okay.
It's not rigged.
Anyway, let's say I wanted to...
What would it take for me to get a Garshoff?
Garshoff, this guy is a 16 plus she's the tradeup.
16 plus she's?
I believe that.
Okay.
It's a 16 or 12.
So we get 12 plus she's the machine and they can trade it.
All of our plus she's are eligible for tradeup except for the eggs, the watchtower machine
and the bouncy balls.
Okay.
Do you also know the deals?
This is the grand opening?
opening is on the 20th. So we're actually here early. We've been open for about a month now.
Okay, so with that being said, I think you should tell me the easiest game is to get plushies off
and trade in. And I won't reveal the secrets after that. They're all about the same. It's all skill
and make sure you line it up right and balancing the plush. Let's do it. You said like, so I give
you a car. Yeah, you can purchase a car there. Zillas.
Oh, there's a Pokemon car or something too.
This place is right here. I opened a month ago. What the heck? It's so lucky.
Don't be scripting. I think he's buying the cards. We'll look around.
They've got squishies with the help. They've got
They got pandas, they got balls, they got...
Okay, I see it looks like they put the really good stuff behind the cabinet.
So we're just gonna get a bunch of these, kinda like, mid ones, and then we'll trade up for the good ones.
I don't think they're like, anything crazy.
It's like, coffee caps, pandas, Hello Kitty.
Oh, they got cotton candy!
What the heck?
Oh, but these ones, we cannot trade them off.
Okay, I don't I don't like any of these in the machines. Let us see what they have up here
Yeah, all the good ones are like
Pokemon called again
I love that starter final evolution is actually top ten I don't care it
Pokemon champions right now.
It's top 10 Pokemon to use game.
I ain't gonna lie.
All right.
I got both cards at all.
They each have like 110 points.
Yay, thank you.
Thank you.
You got like 110 points.
That's good to me.
Cool.
Yes, sir.
Let's cook.
Are we cooking or are we helping each other?
Voxy.
I'm gonna have a switch one.
I wanted to compete against each other, Chad.
But Vox.
Yeah.
We can't do it.
I want that card so bad.
They don't have ADR here.
But if you ever come back to Austin, you can use my machines.
Yeah, you gotta go balance.
You know what I'm saying?
All right, let's go balance.
Open some shit.
Yeah, we should see who could get the most plushies, yeah?
Yeah.
I'm going to try this one.
Fuck, that's not a good game.
That's not a good game.
I'm going to listen.
16 is a lot.
Together.
Ah.
What?
No!
I'm sorry.
I don't give a damn.
No.
Hold on.
How do you chat to Tubby?
What do you think is the easiest chat?
Oh, Spotted Man.
He's the rap, right?
No?
Spotted Man?
Oh my God.
Or these bears.
Which one do you think is the easiest to grab, Chad?
Chad, when you win enough plushies, you'll get a new pair.
You win enough plushies, you get to trade in for big fries, and I need a Gartron.
Or Mew.
Bears?
Okay, I think the problem with the Hello Kitty's is they're too small.
Yes, I'm not doing this by the way.
Bears.
We should be next to each other, okay?
Well, let me see something.
Is it time?
One!
I won't be thrilled. I don't know how to break anything.
This is hard!
I'm trying to get this yellow one.
No!
No!
No!
Stop him!
What?
What?
Oh!
She got one!
Oh!
Oh my god!
Oh my shit!
Bro!
Bro!
I got my yellow one!
Okay, fifteen to go!
No!
How?
Bro!
It felt to a worse position!
Bro!
Bro!
Bro!
Bro!
It felt to a worse position!
Come here.
Try and hit me.
Yes, we come out of here.
Gotcha, I'm gonna punch you in your stomach.
I got another one!
I got one finally got
You're not happy for me alone. No fucking
How you got to
Fuck it cheated go check on
I'll try again
Oh, I'm dead and selling jacks for the third time!
You can't celebrate it too early!
You have to walk it!
Three wins, gang!
Right here, look at that, watch this, this is easy.
That's so perfect!
I'm gonna push your dick.
Ripped it off.
Just stand for the back.
This one right here.
Ah, let's get it finally, man.
We got it!
I got one!
Where is it then?
Where is it?
We got one.
Okay, I'm gonna try this one, these little um, oh there's a cow!
I'm not gonna let this actually kill her!
Are you scared?
No, I'm not scared, but it's just designed to be hard.
It's designed to eat money.
I got two! I got two! I got two! I got two! I got two! I got two! Two! Two! These are the ones you can't trade!
I just have to balance it right and I'll win, it'll be mine.
What? You got one?
I think I'll get this topie ballerop.
I got one.
No!
Has yours ever fallen yet?
Yeah.
She give them tips.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She give them tips.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then as the clock comes down on its side,
four hits to the grass.
I got one!
Oh!
Four hits to the grass.
Okay, we'll try that, thank you.
I will try that.
All right.
You can go to the right.
You guys gotta help me at all.
Next one, for sure.
Close in.
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Thank you, little chair.
Yes.
Once you're flying it up over the toy, we'll tap it once and the claw comes down and then
as the arms come down around the side before it hits another toy, press it over the button.
Press the O-B around.
But that does it.
Pull this into the claw around it.
Oh, I see what you mean though.
I see what you mean.
Oh my God.
Hello, hello.
That might be tech.
Let's see if it works.
Oh my god. Hello, hello. There might be tech. Let's see if it works.
Ah, dude, too early.
Man, one more try. One more try.
Yes! Yes!
I got another one!
You got another one!
I got another one!
You're too damn good, bro.
She's cooking me a snack, she's cooking me a-
I got two! I got two!
What?
I got moves to go bro.
It's okay dude. That's cute. That's a good one.
You're gonna be happy with that right?
the garchons.
I got him by the dick.
Let's go, Spartanhead!
Let's go!
Oh, fucking god.
Crazy.
What?
How? How? How?
I'm gonna try to find.
Oh my God.
What?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm gonna get two at once.
I can get that one though. I can get it.
Okay.
I'm gonna get you Peter.
I'm gonna get you Peter.
Okay, I'm gonna go get you Peter. No, I got you Peter
Checkmate
Emeralds, you're slow down
I'm charging my card!
Boo-yah, baby! Boo-yah, baby! Boo-yah!
I technically got four, but it's only three because the ball doesn't count.
Recharge, contact!
I'm gonna recharge!
Okay, so wait.
How much did you put on both cards at the start?
So, 110 each?
So, $200.
What are you doing?
What are we doing?
No.
No way.
Is it recharged?
I recharge my eyes.
How does it work?
God damn, please.
$200 for, I think, seven things.
I split it into two cards that first time.
It's still $200.
I swear that one like magneted it in.
Wait so is this six?
All right, I was just walking five.
Guess three?
I have one, two, I have five.
I have five.
Okay.
Guess three.
Let's go!
3, 2, 1, 1, start!
2, 1, 1, start!
Let's go!
Boom!
Get your ass in there.
Your head is hanging over the edge.
Stop playing with me.
Get in there.
Get in there.
Let's go!
What is she doing on air?
Did I curse?
I feel like I've kind of figured it out.
The trick is the double tap.
Well, I feel like it's prime.
Should I get that one really easy?
I got another one!
I got another one!
She's too good. She's too good.
She's too good. She's too good.
She's too good, bro.
That's a bucket.
Weird difference.
I'm gonna get this one right here.
Look, put $100 on that. I'll get this one right here. $100.
I get $100?
Yes.
Oh!
How did I get this one?
But I don't pay you anything.
Yes, if I win.
No, no, if I win you give me a hundred dollars.
No, you already said it. You said yes.
No, you said yes.
I don't have to give you anything.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
If I win you give me a hundred dollars.
You shook on it.
And then you corrected yourself backwards.
It's too hard.
No, no, no, no, no.
As I was correcting, you shook my hand.
Give me a hundred dollars right now.
Give me a hundred dollars right now.
Let's go.
Thank you.
What the hell?
I'm going to hurt him.
I'm going to hurt him.
I'm going to hurt him.
I'm going to hurt him.
I'm going to hurt him.
I'm going to hurt him.
No, this is my machine.
I got another one!
I got one.
What?
How many did she have?
Look!
Oh, what the-
No, I'm gonna hurt you. I'm gonna hurt you.
I'm gonna get this morning. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this.
Or we're out of here.
My first time on the claw machine.
Almost fell in.
No, no, wait, no, wait, no, wait, don't go to that couch.
That couch. That couch.
That couch.
No, come on
There's no way bro. Wait, I could look against it
The first time on the car machine
I'm not gonna look I
Just saw a mix I just saw a drop. I just know they go further. No, you got the wrong one
You got one way back. Huh? Yeah
Yeah.
Let's get this one right here.
Let's go, fall in there, fall in there.
You're right there, you're right there.
Here's that one.
No, there's another one right here.
First time on the claw machine.
I ain't gonna look, bro.
Hold on, that was all right.
First time on the claw machine.
I know you're gonna look.
I'm done. Like I'm... okay. Your hand. Your hand. Your hand.
I've kind of got hit a wall.
I'm a little bit stuck now.
Freak!
Soon. I'll get another one soon.
I like this kind of thing.
Oh my god, they're getting so close.
And I'm making this one.
One more.
I'm addicted.
Oh my god, I can't stop swiping.
Is this worth $300?
Maybe I need to move on from this machine.
Should I move on?
I think the table's gone fuller.
Yeah, I think it's time to move to a duty alert.
Okay, maybe the table's gone fuller.
I think the table's gone fuller.
I think it's time to move to a new dealer.
Okay, maybe the tape was wrong too.
I'm gonna try, reach for one of these, right?
I got it, I can probably get one of these, too.
Maybe I'll go back to that one if it's looking wrong.
Oh dang.
Whoa!
Oh, you got one too?
Nice!
We got all out of the whole team!
Let's get him.
I think I have a good floor right there. It's too flat.
Oh, these kittens.
What are all these kittens?
I like that one right there.
You got another one?
I got another one!
Oh my god.
M roof!
Got one. Let's get it.
Let's get it.
Wait, you have a lot of little stuff.
I got a few, bro.
I got a big one.
So mine looks...
Mine definitely looks more filled out than yours.
4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
8?
but four more from you.
What do you have to do with that one?
One, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
I have ten.
I have ten.
So I could get a big prize now, but I think I'm going to go for the Spurgatito maybe.
I need six more.
How much is, oh, is that one, sixteen?
Yeah.
Spurred it back.
What chunky ones were you getting?
These ones?
Yeah, that one.
Which one do you think was easier?
I mean, it was easy, but then I couldn't get one.
I couldn't get one, so I think I got all the easy ones.
Yeah, you did.
You hear what I said, God dang it.
Wait, what's up?
What was that?
What are you doing?
Yeah.
You're lying.
How do you know?
I just said, try to find the fastest.
I'm looking for the fastest.
Oh, the koala looks easy.
Let's get it, Mike.
Oh, she got all the easy ones, bro.
Go to where the mirrors are, my closet, and the drawers, you can see a bunch of Pokemon
Slushies there's a dark Ryan air take a picture and show me which one
He's one suck
Yeah, I like my chance on this one all right my chances so much on this one
I ain't gonna look.
I'm not gonna look like that, huh?
I'm not gonna look like that.
I'm not gonna look like that.
I'm gonna turn back.
I'm gonna see that's in the pan.
I'm gonna turn back.
I'm not gonna look at it.
I'm just gonna... where's that?
Down. Down. Down.
Oh, yeah!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
let's go get a purple wood I think it's better when you don't look I think
let's test the theory
the theory should be wrong
that's the second look I'm not gonna look
I'm gonna check the inside
check it inside
oh how do you do that?
that's two more looks
that's two more looks
I got two more
Like, he moved it for me to make it easier.
So does that count?
Yeah, it counts.
Okay, it counts.
Can he move on?
Because they do get too flat, it becomes impossible.
Oh yeah, I think he fell back.
He was like, here, I'll help you.
These ones are hard.
So he moved it to the middle.
Yo, they're making more money in one day
than they have in the last month,
gang.
Of course they do hell with some of them.
Oh, true.
I think that, yeah, they like this one.
They like this one.
They like this one.
Yeah, I do.
That's too much.
Should we do a no look on this one, Chad?
I don't know, we'll try, we're two for two with the no looks.
We like this.
Oh, was it close?
Yeah.
Damn it, okay.
Let's see.
Oh, you know, they're so small and hard.
You know, these were easy.
I just broke off the ring. It broke inside the ring.
Um, shoot.
Which machine did what, broke?
The ring came off of one of the stuff animals.
He's damaging the merchandise. Let me try this one.
Oh wait, not eligible for an oceanary scam though.
If I get this, I'm gonna be so mad.
I didn't get it.
Yeah, it's okay.
I'm not mad.
Let me try my paper machine again.
These are the ones we have at the crew.
We don't have guards on.
Confirm no guards on.
We are getting guards on.
We have Salamence, Mu, Mewtwo, Darkrai, Lucario, Gengar.
Oh my, those are hard, it feels like.
They're like slippery, oh!
That was butt sticking out.
This will turn into a train.
I just wasted...
Yeah, I did the same thing, just started.
I just wasted it.
Whatever.
I'm gonna give it to Clash, you ever find it?
You think a fine show like this?
Oh!
Hey!
Alright, I'm gonna sit in here.
Let's keep this going until the card runs out.
Even if we pass it.
Let's do spotting again.
There's a good spotty man right here.
There's good spotty. There's a great spotty.
One more time for a spotty.
Should I no look it?
Let's no look. I don't know.
No look might be patched Jack. No look might be patched.
Please don't want to, I'm scared for what it says.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh my god, we're balling!
Balling? You want to taste my calling?
I thought it was so long.
Everone?
Everone, what are you doing?
Are you recording it again?
She's a fiend!
I can't help myself!
I put like every Godship game, this is like, this is like, maybe, I spent another 15.
So how many do you have in there?
Uh, 12.
Okay, you need four, you need to get us, we're gonna do it.
Yeah, I need four.
I need four more.
Chad, how can we get more to it?
We could give some to Emily.
Emily, if we get over what we need, could give us 12.
So if we get four two we get two emeralds you just need two. You know what I'm trying to get this one this koala
seems easy
Bang bang
Bang bang
Bang bang
Big Mac!
Big Mac!
Just one, yeah?
Big Mac!
Yeah, Big Mac!
I believe we got this count.
One, two, three.
That was actually good, huh?
I would actually keep this one.
One, five, six, seven.
So we got exactly 12, Chad.
Okay, so you can get your guard top, and I need three more.
He's three more that she is three more
It was covered on these but they're hard now
Well, back.
You gotta get something.
Wait, isn't that 13?
13.
What do you mean?
13?
I got to do it on the fourth.
One, two, three, four.
Like how it went too long?
Yeah!
We're trying!
We're trying!
You need two more now.
Three more.
Two more.
Two more.
We're taking a home check.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
I'm gonna go slow.
You do want to slow, okay.
Also, you said 12 before.
I thought that was safe.
Oh, I fucked up.
Messed up, I mean.
I freaked up.
We can get her one.
We can get her one.
Come on, fresh.
She's got one more.
At least one floor.
Back bank.
Back bank.
She's two more.
And if I get another one, she can kick the one that she wants.
You got it!
One more!
You need one more!
I did it!
One more!
And she needs one more.
And if I also get one more, she wants to kick one of hers.
You get what I'm saying?
You got it?
I'm gonna count them to make sure you have all your 12 I think I have 16 count
I'm gonna try it right now.
Hi guys.
Luke, chat.
We're going to win it today.
I'm gonna just use all my credits.
I'm a hero.
Watch this.
Hey, you got 17,
but now you can keep the one that you want.
Wait, thank you!
You're out there
Boss man, where you at boss man?
Boss man.
I'm trying to get 12. Let's see if I did my mathematics right?
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis, siete, ocho, nueve, diez, once, doce, doce.
Oh wait, I have an idea. So I see that they have the bigger cats. 516 I can get two of
the big cats, so I can have three of the cats and then all two left I can get that egg thing.
So, should I get the big Spurigatito, the big Spurigatito, or the two cats in the egg?
Because I don't have three cats.
I know what I do, but I'm biased. I love Pokemon too much.
So I said I'm the old 16th, and it's fat.
But you can cut with that.
Cats. Would you guys get the Pokemon or the egg?
What's over your cats egg?
It's a big one, but my check different.
No, no, my chat says the Big Spurgatino, I think.
Okay, I'm an auto-spurgatino.
Check. Double z-check.
Double z-mo-chep, right?
That was fun.
What on the hell?
Oh, I kind of not be able to go in here sometimes.
Oh, well, I have 16.
I want the Big Spurgatino.
I got this too.
It's so good.
Very good.
It doesn't really look like a parts alone, it kind of looks like something else.
Look at the top of these little, you know, it's right out.
It's not moving, it's stuck like that.
I think it's cute.
But he said he switched them out.
So I could switch it out.
Oh, should I keep the pretzel guy, or there's one with a white hoodie, and then I go with a donut.
What do you think, Chad?
I don't know if I want the pretzel.
So it kind of looks like he's holding, uh, like his, his shit or something.
Oh, can I also swap this for the donut hat there? Thank you, sir!
Yes!
Oh my god, he's, he's swapping it. He's bigger than life.
Yeah, he's big, Joe.
Yeah, this is like bigger than he would be in real life.
Whoa, that's definitely bigger.
Yeah, look at that.
I'll go live.
I'll take a picture next door.
This is my boy.
Thank you!
Okay, this is a lot cuter.
I got a lot.
Was it worth the $600?
It's not about the price.
It's about the experience.
And you earned it.
You earned it.
You didn't just walk in the game stop to buy it.
You earned it.
You earned that shit with your blood, sweat, tears.
I was going to remember all the blood I left on the floor
to sweat that drip down to my balls
slow to sweat that drip down to my balls that in the end won me garchomp his move
set I think I'm giving him earthquake swords dance I'm a mega of all of them
but mega why I think that's a special attack of one I'm actually gonna give him
brachromedia earth power nasty plot I don't know if they took away nasty plot
of champions and we won't think about the fourth move but yeah it's my doll
I'll wrap it up.
Mine's bigger though.
Yo.
Like, isn't his size too big?
Is he mocking him?
He is mocking.
He's mocking him, Chad?
My boy's kind of mocking your boy.
Let's go.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I can't believe that was literally upstairs when we ate.
Yes.
that's crazy that is crazy wait hold on chat we have to ponder we have to discuss
so the gilio was arcade we didn't get to experience
because he played all the d because we got these and everything was far as hell
now chat what are you thinking do we still look Disney I don't think yeah
I don't think they want to stream that bro I didn't catch that first
They're going off-stream. They're going off-stream to like chill.
We've started somewhere we could play DDR.
You want to play DDR? You know what? We gotta find a DDR then.
Is there anywhere here? With just a DDR machine?
No, I probably could be in Arcadia, but I feel like there's nothing nearby, so...
Go run. Run one is an hour away.
Yeah, probably can't do that today.
Well, I mean next time you come to Austin, we can just play in my house and maybe Senna will play with us
Senna can't play on DDR
You don't have to dance to play DDR
Well, I dance like shit, I'm so awkward, but I'm pretty good at DDR
Okay, so so
You want the middle like these right it go do do do do do this or do you do?
Oh, I feel it like that, yeah.
I don't feel it like that, yeah, I feel it like that.
You don't go back to the little one.
I don't go back to the little one.
That's what I used to do.
I used to do that.
This one was bad.
That makes it harder.
Makes it way harder, actually.
See, I've had them twice as much.
You know what I'm saying?
That's bad technique.
Bad technique.
I'm not going to interrupt your video, but in case you guys laugh.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Are you too jackass?
Stop it about you, Yoshi.
I'll go in there and press it.
I think she was calling you fat.
I'm gonna get a fax in the chat chat.
Watch out for that.
Well hold on.
You're gonna make character for the next three minutes.
I don't know if it's a phone call.
Okay, he's got a phone call.
Okay, I'm gonna say hi to Rage's chat then.
I'm typing it in.
You're...
Rage...
aiming. I keep typing it wrong. Okay guys, I want you to tell me top three embarrassing things about rage that he wouldn't want other people to know.
Hi guys, top three embarrassing things. The senator already told me that he doesn't like being called a bitch.
I should have called him a bitch before I said I have a jackass. Don't bother with it. He has no knees. He has no knees. He got cheated on?
Do you really need to cheat him on the first...
He tasted his own...
What is chaotic soul?
What is chaotic soul mean?
Uh...
What is that?
He's bad at basketball.
Oh, interesting.
Tell him Derek Rose was a garbage player.
He has a BBL chin.
Is that true?
Okay, so what was it called?
Chaotic soul.
Okay, I'll ask him about a chaotic soul.
Okay, BBL Chen, chaotic soul.
He got cheated on with a fat drug dealer.
It's not true.
Okay, well I feel like I'm learning so much.
Oh wait, wait, no actually I have a question to ask you guys because um,
I, there's, okay so I don't know if you guys remember,
there was an Among Us lobby that I got invited to and I don't usually do like uh,
like gaming club stuff, but when we were in the call they were like
say like oh we should invite Bruce to join we should invite Bruce to join and so I was like oh I
could invite Bruce uh because you know I you know when I messaged Bruce he usually answers so I
invited Bruce and he joined but then after people were saying that like they had like a beef or they
had a hung out or something but I thought that they were friends the whole time so was there actually
beef this is ex-boyfriend oh that's it wait rage and Bruce are exes all that's
that's so sweet wait are so they're back together now or what yeah I didn't I
didn't know I thought that there's like oh yeah we should ask him and I was just
trying to help I was like oh I can ask you help them heal oh that's so sweet I'm
so happy to hear that yeah Bruce Bruce is really cool I've always liked Bruce
Yeah, he's he's very nice. I see I see I see okay, so chaotic soul BBL chin cheated on with the fact
Well, I don't want to ask him about getting cheated on if that's true
I feel like the person people like to be kind of traumatic, you know
Yeah
Derek Rose
Who's Derek Rose
Oh
What yeah, you should ask me who dare for asking what air poses. That's a sports person, right?
I don't know anything about sports. Yes, okay
I don't think I've ever even watched like a game like a sports game in my life
Oh and five
Don't say chaotic soul is that bad?
Okay, okay
I was just asking them some questions
I have a couple things to ask you now that I'm curious about, well I didn't know that
you and Bruce were ex-boyfriends.
What do you mean, ex-boyfriend?
I don't know.
He was never my boyfriend.
Oh.
Okay.
He was the bro.
I mean if it wasn't official that's fine.
Okay.
He was the bro.
I mean, if it wasn't official, that's fine, okay?
No, it wasn't.
So what does chaotic soul mean?
Huh?
What do you mean?
What's chaotic soul?
They told me to ask you about that.
What is that?
Oh, like, the word with the video, the word like chaotic means like crazy, soul means
something like...
Like what does it mean together?
I don't know what they're talking about. I don't even know who's those people. What those things mean, bro?
What are they talking about?
My chat?
I don't know what they're talking about.
My chat's just confused.
Well, they said both your ex's name.
Council's your ex?
Do those sound like human names?
I don't know, I'm just trying to understand.
Emerald, those are not human names.
What?
It could be like a nickname.
Yo, chat, what the fuck are y'all talking about?
We're in 2026, y'all trolling about shit, no.
My last ex is like 2023.
I don't know what they're talking about.
Next question, can you tell me who Derek Rose is?
Yes, that's actually my pops using NBA.
What's your what?
My dad.
What's your dad?
There he's NBA but, he got fucked up knees.
Years later.
Oh they told me you have no knees.
Now I got fucked up knees.
No, I got knees, they just fucked up.
Oh yeah, knees.
I got, I got, I got knees.
I got surgery on my knee, I got a big scar right here.
I'm not gonna show you cause I'm ashy.
Did they put like the knee and butt in here?
Cause my grandma has that.
No, she got a knee replacement.
See how you see your grandma has that.
I'm not a I'm not an old man
Well if you have daddies, maybe you should get that
I have a little boy inside me right now
What?
I got out of a college transplant and we took the college out of some little land shit
and we put it in my name
That's like what evil rich people used to do in like the medieval ages
Like they would like like sit in children's water
No
You're not too bad, there's a child in your need
He looks like he's gonna fucking lose heat having a pretreat
He's dead?
I mean, I'm gonna sue somebody to just take a lime to the knees?
I what?
Like, who he writing these days?
Wait, I don't know.
I don't know.
To the Ptato family that gave me...
Fuck.
I don't know.
I think...
I don't know, baby.
I already forgot what my last question was because of that.
I was trying to get to know your chat.
No, it's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Yeah.
05.
Why are y'all talking 05?
Oh, they only asked about your BBL chin.
What does that mean?
What is a BBL chin?
No one's supposed to ask you.
They say I got BBL knees, I got BBL chin.
I don't know what that means.
What's a BBL chin?
So you have fake knees, fake chin.
No.
I got my tonsils removed in elementary school.
Wait, wait, you got tonsilitis?
No, I just removed them.
Why?
Because I was producing too many white blood cells.
So you was gonna die if you didn't remove them?
I don't know probably.
How'd you know you were producing too many blood cells?
The doctor said so.
What was your symptoms?
I don't know, are you worried that you're producing too many white blood cells?
No, like how do you know that?
Like how do you know you need your tonsils removed?
Because the doctor told my mom.
Why did you go to the doctor though?
I don't know, maybe I was sick or something?
I maybe had a sore throat.
Why do you stare at her like that?
I don't know, it's not a scary day.
Oh, can you like see it can you see the tonsils and that's you la raha
Yeah, like other people from around you can see like them in the back
Hey Yoshi just gone mine are gone. Yeah, so you got BBL tonsils. No, they're just gone
So you got no tonsils. Yeah, you start talking differently when you get your tonsils moved
So I sound like what like what say it
Huh?
Sound like what?
No, you sound like a jokey.
Sound like what?
Sound like a smoker?
Sound like a boy.
It doesn't offend me.
You sound like a boy.
You sound like an emerald.
Thank you.
Everyone's people always say I sound like I'm about to cry all the time.
You do though.
It's all purpose.
But when I get nervous it sounds even worse.
What makes you nervous?
Like everything.
Yes, which is weird because I'm telling you in person she's scarier than she fucking looks gay.
Are you scary?
You sound like you're gonna fucking cry, but you look scary.
I wouldn't even try enough with you.
No one's ever told me that I'm scary before.
I don't know if I trust you walking behind me.
If we're ever walking in the street, you gotta walk behind me.
Are they gonna just stab you in the back?
I don't know, bro.
I'm gonna do something.
I'll fault you though, cause we just wanna fucking game chat, we wanna fucking toys, no fucking cat.
Her aura is making you anxious, no, no, no. Okay, let's keep it to me though.
Can I have aura?
What type of aura?
Emmy got, chat.
I don't wanna, don't answer that question, I don't wanna know.
Literally just frying her to her face?
I'm not frying her, bro.
I'm used to it, it's okay.
Who'll be frying you?
My chat.
Yeah, but I think so is this is universal shit where every stream of chat is getting a dick on our dick
Yeah
Well, I had to like teach my chat to do that. She got sky on all over
What's that?
You fucking mad bitches just now I
Zero bitches
And me you got bitches bro. No listen under each other saying they're I know bitches
You ever got mad, fucking bitches?
You know what I'm saying?
Skylander just showed you all that shit.
Well I do.
I did get married to Ebtra Amalie.
Oh my god, that did happen.
Wait!
Well it was on April 4th.
She did cheat on me.
No, she's fucking, who's she fucking on?
That's right.
It was Ray.
We go Maya.
We don't, okay so, okay so here's the timeline.
She got engaged to Maya and then she got engaged to me
and we got married, she is not married to Maya yet.
Then she cheated on me with Ray in South Africa.
They went to South Africa when?
Like a week ago.
I knew she was going to cheat on me though.
And you were just kumbaya with her bacon just now?
I mean, yeah.
Girl, listen.
I say you get revenge.
But should I get revenge on the girl who cheated on me or the girl she cheated with?
She cheated on you with Valkyrie.
That's what she says.
I say you get great know you were with her.
I don't know actually.
I think she didn't know that we were married and raise your friend
Listen, I think you get you get back on both
Getting your get back on Emily means you gotta get one another girl. You gotta get one her friends
You gotta get one one of Emily's friends. Yes, and I'll with and you know who's coming tomorrow Boosley
She's friends with Boosley, so I'm gonna hit on Boosley
She gotta shoot shots tomorrow.
I will wingman for you tomorrow.
Oh, yes, wingman.
I promise you, I'm gonna wingman.
Yeah, wingman with me and Fusili, please.
Chad, Chad, Chad, can we wingman tomorrow?
Yes.
Chad, can we wingman tomorrow?
You gotta give me ideas, gang.
Yeah, please.
I don't know how to wingman and go for a girl.
I don't know how to wingman and catch a girl.
I don't know how to wingman and go for a girl.
Just imagine that I would ride.
OK, so, wait, hold on.
I have a question.
And you and Emily's relationship, who were the best?
Who was like?
Oh, well, I proposed, I guess, me and you.
So you were the nigger.
So you think you'll be the nigger in your own footsleeze relationship?
I suppose.
Okay, so I could make it work.
I could for sure make it work.
Have we met footsleeze before?
So her first impression of me is gonna be me wingmanin' for Emily.
I mean, it's cool.
It's cool.
Yeah, just be like, oh, fooslee, my homeboy Emmy thinks you're really cool.
It's all like this.
And every time you hug her or talk to her,
she'd look at Emily.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
Okay, okay.
You know what I'm saying?
I'll be like, hi, Ray.
Yeah, keep it short.
Don't cause a scene enough to keep it classin'.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, no chat. Listen.
We'll catch up tomorrow.
Yeah, tomorrow, uh...
You cannot be here.
Like, I'm wingmanin' you.
100%. Do that.
Well, you're a chat set up, Psychuno Riz, and he's like,
um, hello, I'm a big student.
So I can do that, too.
But I'm not really used to that.
But you make me feel safe.
I'm not nervous because you're here, but you
get to talk like that.
OK, I can do that.
OK.
I mean, that's like a very toned-down version of that.
It's kind of like me naturally when I'm nervous, so.
Like very toned-down, very very.
But you've got to tell me you're not going to fold,
because I'm going to see that she gets jealous.
She won't want you back.
She tries to get back, but you need to not get back.
Amarul! Amarul! You can't! Don't fuck with me!
Amarul? Yes? Do not fold. She will try to get back to me.
I promise. I will not get back with extra money.
And if shit gets really crazy, I'll document my crimes with you.
Because document? You see, Amarul, you looking to get it jealous?
You're like, I don't want this girl. She will try to get to you.
Because obviously, you're the main part of everybody wants you.
This is such a mess. This is a mess.
Tune in some more if you want us to do a mess check.
Yes, but it'll be very messy no more.
So we go story live again, we gotta get our get back.
This is very serious stuff.
We don't float with the chair chair.
This is 100% real, very serious.
Fast.
All right, though, chat, look.
Warranty, thank you for the 100,000 subscribers again.
Yeah, 100K, congrats, that's so cool.
And Emery, Shat, thank you for tagging along with us today
and during in my bullshit.
It's been fun, and I'm gonna catch you out of the mall
all right?
We'll see you guys tomorrow.
And I'm not coming in last tomorrow again.
I think it's, I'm locking in.
new in pacific time tomorrow so 2 p.m. central 3 p.m. Eastern what time did we
start yesterday okay back we're gonna be more on time tomorrow chat we're gonna
be there and I'm gonna get some sleep tonight I went to bed too late last night
you know I'm tired bro I don't know y'all chassis on Twitter see on other
sides on the flip and move chat peace out I'm just chat by my chat thank you
guys for inviting me out and being nice and stuff I had a time and my boys I
I will cherish them forever. I'm going to add these to my Kirby pile so they'll be there forever in the background of my string.
Thank you, Rach!
That's it. That's it.
Hot Chat. Get the fuck up on out here. Catch you on the flip.
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