Emiru
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04-23-2026 · 6h 26m
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To start working on picking my team for the...
The soapbox derby, but I don't... I don't know who to ask, and I haven't really technically asked anyone yet.
I'm Tressa! Staying for the eight months!
Oh shit, with the cats we're fighting.
Wait...
Wait...
You guys missed it? Okay, never mind. They're not fighting anymore.
But they were.
You guys missed it. I'm sorry. I should've turned the camera on.
Hello guys!
Hello!
But yeah, they asked me to um invite people that live out in LA preferably so
Suki, thank you for the two years. Thank you. Yeah, I got my hair done all all fluffy today
Very very fluffy. I don't usually do it like this. So oh
The business woman fit on thing. Thank you. Do I would you think I look up very professional?
professional. Yo, I must thank you for the four months. And I rescue that. I hope you
and the kids are doing well today. Thank you. We're doing okay. Oh, hello, Mots.
Oh, so cute. So cute. Mellow frog. Thanks for the six months. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. This is the new hire. We're cooked. What the hell? I would read just fine at a
company probably or I guess I don't know. I guess Arke and Yugi, they're on my list of
potential people to ask but it's hard to pick because there's so many people to pick from.
Puck, Joralt, Geralt on the TV. Okay I can't take it seriously when you use that fucking feet
emote. I hate that emote so much. Robo Joralt, thank you for the 34 months. 300 pounds at the gym. Holy
Shit. That's crazy. Hi, Motsa. Eww!
Horrible!
Suspicious. No tech issues. Business casual fit.
Who are you? What are you doing with brozo?
Brozo! Brozo!
Potipy, thanks for the seven months. Thank you.
Fit check. Oh, I mean, it's just uh...
I have a box.
And uh...
The nice shirt. And a skirt.
Yeah, very very cool. I think in your hair cut now my hair is just um, it's blow-dried.
But it can it can look really big. Look at this look at this.
Okay now it's messy but when I was first said it like oh my god it's huge.
I look like I have a little baby ass head.
Angela, thank you for the the gift sub. Thank you and Vasovsky. Thanks for the sub. Welcome Drago X. Thank you for the fun
Still too much Dandruff
But yeah, look, um, where's my flip phone?
Hold it
Put this
Oh my god, Anonymous! Thank you for the- Wait, 150?
What the heck? Thank you, Anonymous!
150 gifts, it was us, right? Thank you, Anonymous!
Thank you, thank you, thank you! Thank you, I- I appreciate it!
Oh my- oh my god, wait, I gotta take this off, I feel like a fraud, these aren't even real.
Well, they're blue light glasses, but they're not- they're not real.
Thank you, Anonymous!
Yeah, go go holy holy holy smokes. Thank you enormous
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you on the bayonetta glasses. I don't even know if I remember
Oh, I have me
I don't know about these as much
Nice change from the PJ pants and T
Well, I don't wear pajamas as much as I used to I did yesterday though. I
Did but I'm did you guys notice I didn't wear pajamas at Master Baker at all. I
Did wear um, oh my gosh
I think I told you guys how my tires popped on my Corvette license the same week
Cuz I must have like been super unlucky and
driven over things, has they instantly popped like full to zero and I went to
go pick up pick it up today for the second time the second time in two weeks
and today I was I was dressed like this and the guy was like oh I didn't
recognize you the first time I've been watching you since I was a kid but he
was like 30 so I was like wait what maybe he thinks I'm someone else like I
I don't know who, but I was like, wait, what the hell?
Wait, dear, say thank you for the bits.
Thank you, what is your bits?
DDT, thanks for 13 months, and Rantos, thanks for 13 months.
I can't, yeah, I don't know.
Or maybe he wasn't as old as I thought.
Or maybe he wasn't in his 30s, I don't know.
Rantos, thanks for 13 months, and Pablo, thanks for 50 months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
But yeah, who do you guys want me to ask from LA for soapbox?
I think I need four people, I think, I don't know, something like that.
Oh, I saw that Will, Will is in town apparently to do like a sponsor stream with Espan.
I was like, oh, that's cool, right?
And they, so the stream yesterday was them building the whole set from scratch.
And I- they were still building it.
I like really late at night I was like, what the heck?
Cause I was gonna ask, Tex will ask if you wanted to like hang out or something.
So I saw they were still working on it and I was like, well, okay, I don't know.
They're still building it.
I think that they're sponsors today.
I don't know.
I'm seeing all the people that you guys are suggesting and I will ask some of them. I have to ask this weekend
Yes, I will I will ask this weekend. Oh my gosh. I've been enjoying
streaming almost every day
Except for like the two days I went on break
during this week
But I'm like behind in a bunch of other stuff like I need to do a black cat cosplay tomorrow
for Marvel Rivals and it's not it's not a hundred percent finished yet but it's
basically there but yeah tomorrow I'll cause my black cat on screen so yeah
that's that will be fun good times good times will be awesome and then um I'll
probably start scheduling out some of my cosplay collabs like I need to do one
with Super, Super and Hewne. I think that's the next one I'm gonna try to do.
Oh, hello, Big Men Ralph. How'd you like Witcher 3 so far? I think that it's really
good, but I feel like I'm really curious how long it's gonna take me to get
through on stream. Unless I like lock in and do some super long days, but even then
and it's probably gonna take like a month or something, right?
Something like that.
Yeah.
Eerily, thanks for winning me.
Welcome back.
Yeah, probably a month, but I don't think,
I don't think anything's really coming out for a bit,
so I think that's fine.
I think that's fine.
Hashgun, thanks for four months.
Although I do have some tournament stuff
coming up kinda soon,
So that might make it kind of hard.
That might make it kind of hard.
Lots, lots of stuff coming up.
Gonna be, that'll be kind of busy.
And yeah, I'll start pragmatist today.
But I'll probably, I'll probably play a bit of Witcher
and then I'll do pragmatist.
Yeah.
Actually, thank you for the gift as well.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I can, I can do.
But yeah, for this game today,
it'll be freaking sick.
I feel like my routine this whole year has been super busy, lots of IRL stuff, and then
I'll do fucking nothing and only play games for like two or three weeks, but I like it.
I like the variety.
I think the Bastion Fourth is good, so yeah, we're rabbit only thing for the five gifts
is thank you.
Much appreciated.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Absolutely nothing.
Well, I feel like most of my community prefers gaming stuff anyway, but it's nice to do different
and stuff and go outside every once in a while.
Eric Dingo, thank you for the four months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yeah, I mean, I think if I could only pick one
gaming or IRL, I would probably only do gaming,
but I like doing both, so.
Yeah, it is what it is.
Yo, Blotts, thank you for the five months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yeah, you have to touch grass sometimes.
Although, it is approaching hay fever season in Austin.
So soon I'm either not gonna really be able
to go outside at all,
or you guys are gonna have to listen to me blow my nose
and cough like a disgusting freak every day for months.
So, which, which is better?
Which would you guys prefer?
Yo Weasel, thanks for 39 months.
Thank you, thank you.
And Citrock, thank you for the five gifts.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Good, I like that.
Ah, hide inside.
I don't believe, okay, what percent of y'all go outside
more than once a week besides for work or school?
Work or school does not count.
Like you're going outside because you want to leave your house.
Me?
More than once a week?
besides for a worker's school every day.
Okay, besides for necessities,
besides for necessities, work, school,
like if you're growing grocery shopping, things like that.
I guess the gym counts, the gym counts.
If you go to the gym, that counts.
I don't believe you guys, I don't believe you.
I don't, okay, I believe some of you.
If it's exercise, that counts.
Or if it's to see friends, that counts.
Those are necessities.
They're good to do but they're not assassities, you know daily coffee with friends
Oh my god
Oh my god, what the heck you guys are so normal RTV Dave. Thank you for the time. Thank you. Thank you Dave
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Three times daily
They're not necessities. I don't believe this you guys. What the heck?
Who the fuck goes outside for no reason
Like, I don't know, like if you wanted to go see people or just go for a walk or something.
Does it count if I'm homeless?
Yeah, if you're homeless, I guess that counts as going outside every day.
Yeah, that, I would say that counts.
Yeah.
That counts. Yeah.
That counts for sure. Vitamin D exposure.
I think that I'm not as pasty as I used to be would you guys agree I feel like I
know I definitely do a god side more than I used to like look it's not as bad
as it used to be no I but I do
What the heck?
You look like a corpse.
You know, Spectre Senpai, thanks for the 16 months.
No, I don't!
Louis Gunk, thanks for the 20 months.
Headbanger, thanks for the 29 months.
Thank you.
Yeah, it's certain lights.
Skin could be used to calibrate a monitor.
I mean if I went outside more I would be tan because I was kind of tan as a kid so that's
a good one yeah honestly I've never heard that one before I'm used to hearing a lot
of the same ones that I've never heard that one before skin could be used to calibrate
a monitor that's a that's a new one never heard that one corporate Emmy yeah
I've been um yeah catarina thanks for 39 months and airing thanks for 20 months
I've been um what's the word I've become a true corporate show guys we're gonna
get sponsors every day I know it's what you guys want
sponsors every day and chat is going to have a weekly performance review for
how many times you successfully aggro the streamer by writing something stupid
in chat which is quite often we are all getting fired bro
What who's the HR rap?
Well, I mean you guys pick who who will be I know would be the best HR rap don't answer that
Yeah, it's like no one
Yeah, let's let's do us and yeah
Yeah.
We'll do Espan.
Espan, look.
Well, Espan has HR would be...
Oh man, that would be something.
Here, Espan, Wake, Audie, Jacob, Cheddar.
Dude, Cheddar?
No, Cheddar means HR, bro.
I've started to see what Sina means.
Because sometimes so Senate hasn't been home right he's been traveling. I think she's coming home now though
but um
Her cats usually they just sit on the stairs
Like that's their killing spot and I'll see cheddar who like sneak behind them
So he's like got the high ground on top of the stairs, right?
He's got the high ground on top of the stairs and he'll be like perched up
up, sparing out her cats, like he's about to attack them, I'm like okay bro I see why
he said that Cheddar is up on Venice, I understand, yeah he's actually just a demon, so not good,
not good, yeah in any case, so Diablo, what have we been teaching him? Nothing, like he
He doesn't act like that with me like I think some some some cats or dogs they get used to like
Rough house playing but bro. I swear besides when I pick him up
Like I do I'm very gentle with him and he's very gentle with me like he'll just lay with his head
Like on my neck and he'll just pass out like a little baby. Let me show you guys a picture
He's so good
You guys don't want to see
Garmakosh, thank you for the fire! Thank you, Garmam!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Watch appreciated.
Thank you, thank you. He sees how weak and pathetic you are.
He feels like he needs to protect you from the other cast. Okay, well.
Alright, bud.
Whatever you guys say.
You guys just test my patience all the time.
You guys want to see a picture of Shatter hugging my hair
Yeah, I'm bow. Thanks for the 22 months
And I'm wearing my um
My big dick is back in town shirt. It looks like he's wearing my hair off. This is so cute
He's such a good boy. He's so nice. He's very good. Never evil never terrible
Ash, thank you for the gift, thank you!
And Daru, thank you for 8 months.
And he's good.
He's very good.
Ugh, should I just do my hair like this more often?
I mean, I'mma be honest, I usually don't do my hair at all.
And by that, I literally mean like, I don't even brush it.
Like, I'll do like a full face of makeup, right?
And then I'm like, my hair's fine.
And I don't do anything, but this is like actually done and I guess we know but isn't that obvious
Yeah, big puns. Thanks for subbing. Thank you
Humble I'm just trying to humble I feel like it looks
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Where are the pigtails?
Oh, yeah, it's also for the helmet cam. Do I not wear the pigtails and just have like the short
heel hair under? Or should I try to attach pigtails like coming out of the helmet?
Like, thrill like holes out of the helmet and have hair coming out.
Skip the helmet? What, you want me to get brain-brain damage?
Oh well, uh-huh, whatever.
Have the pigtails for sure. Okay, well, I have like a little bit less than three weeks
I will try to figure that out, I guess.
Yeah, it might fix something.
How much worse can it get?
Right, get brain damage.
You played League for 10 years.
Oh my gosh.
Whatever, dude.
Oh.
I mean, do you like this remote?
Well, I actually do have a conch. Well, you can't really see it, but right here, I actually do have a big dent in my skull.
But I think it's natural, like I was born with the dent.
You know, do not drill holes in the helmet. Okay, not do that. Okay, well then, I will find some way to attach it on the outside.
I don't know if it ruins the... Oh yeah, because I guess it makes it more likely to crack if something were to happen, right?
yeah okay well I'll have to figure out a way to attach it then yeah the legends
is a dead game you should just become a Marvel Rivals Andy the good legends is
not a dead game it's just reaching the retirement home that's all that is all
Bro has the Xenomorph head, what does that mean?
What a moron's head.
Such stupid fucking alien from alien.
The alien from alien.
No I don't dude, no it's a dent back here.
If anything the back of my head is flat, like the opposite of the Xenomorph head.
If you're gonna if you're gonna try to piss me off at least be correct about it
At least be correct about it
Zenomaru
Haha, haha, oh my gosh you guys are so silly so funny
Make me laugh so much all the time. I'm having such a great time
Are you guys having such a great time?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
I love it here. It's great
Smile everyone, it's Yennefer Cosplay. Actually yesterday after my
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I don't eat soap either, but I at least collect it and I taste tested it.
I don't eat it, but you know, we're not the same.
We're not the same.
Not the same.
Okay, but people didn't really eat Pied Pods.
Did they?
They probably like tried to bite it and then spit it out.
I don't know.
Yo felt snarred, thanks for the two months and the charm.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh no, no, I want to see for some reason.
I wanted to open up new giveaways for you guys.
Like I did during my two million followers celebration,
I gave away a steam deck,
and then I did a girly pop care package,
which was filled with stuff that a girl would like.
I bought a Dyson air app and a bunch of cute stuff.
And my worst fear was that a guy would win it
and not use any of it, but only half of that came true.
A guy won it, but he said he gave it all to his girlfriend.
I was like, oh, that's so nice.
And then I did another care package
that had just a bunch of random, cool stuff
that had a form in it, too.
And uh, yeah, so I wanted to ask you guys if I were to do more giveaways very soon
What would you guys want? What do you want for Christmas little boy? I will be I will make a mental note of it
Clueless of you're with a girlfriend. Okay. Well, I've had people coming and be like, oh, hi
I mean my wife loves you and I'm like that's my wife
I'm just getting another charm.
I can do another charm.
I can do a switch too, maybe.
Because Polkopia and Tomodachi like here recently,
those were actually really good games, right?
But before, when the switch came out,
there wasn't that many good games.
So I don't know.
Give away the hair.
What hair?
What do you mean the hair?
Ramsticks.
I mean, I don't really want to give away Ramsticks,
Like, they're worth a lot, but like, I feel like the odds are people are not gonna know what to do with it, right?
I don't know.
Okay, I can do a charm, just switch to...
What, what else? Stop, no, no, no, not leech, skins, or rams!
You look like a lawyer with 30 years of experience.
If you want to look like professional streamer, you should search for a clown costume.
Also, if we have cartoons on the TV...
It's just the same shit every day! It's the same shit every day!
It's the same shit every day.
Sauna, thanks for the nine months. Also, yes, you may have cartoons on the TV.
Or me buying my remote app because I still have it on my TV remote.
Okay, I will get a new Chorn Pillow and I can get a- what is the mods he would even call
a Morm Pillow?
Dude, the Morm Pillow is even uglier than Chorm!
Dude, people really thought Morm?
That's so- oh my gosh.
Okay, um, oh TUNAMI!
Saturday morning TUNAMI.
Okay, here you guys go.
There.
Enjoy a new PC giveaway. Oh, I could ask Starforge because
when I gave away the Freerun PC, I paid for that all my own.
But they seemed like they were willing to help me out next time I want to do one.
So...
Yes, put on car crash compilations. Are you guys just like clinically not okay?
like
And don't say says you bro
Don't say says you I kill our spotlight. Thank you
Good grief yes, because we watch you I'm literally such like the most like normal
generic
boring
average
Like normal person you would ever find on the street ever
So I don't know what you're talking about
So very normal
Way more normal than you
I will I feel like
All this Emperor things for the 15 months me when I live
Okay, I I do think
I'm a little bit weird in some way, but I think that overall I'm pretty normal, but I will say I think I'm normal for the environment that I came up in, or like, grew into adulthood in.
Because I mean like damn, at least saying what some other people are doing, I'm just here playing my video games.
So, don't feel like you need to say they're normal. Well I didn't, bring it up!
Well, actually did I? Maybe I did. I don't know.
Anyway, whatever.
Kansas?
Well, I meant like,
in streaming, because
I've been streaming since I was a kid,
and I never did anything else with my life.
Oh my god, I never did anything else with my life.
I've just streamed my entire
adulthood growing up.
So, yeah.
Thank you for the raid! Hello Nelku! I hope you are doing well. I say hello to Miss Nelku.
Hello, hello. Hi! Hello, hi, hi, hi. Hello, hello. I love this song. Hello Raiders, I hope you're having a lovely day.
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I really want a Malaysian suit on the map.
I love that, a day job, but when you're not cooking,
what are you doing full time?
I am a cooking content creator, so I cook online,
I also do live streaming.
How many followers do you have now?
I think on all my platforms,
probably a little over two million.
That is incredible, two million, that is amazing, well done.
I'm not here for followers, I'm here to prove myself,
I'm here to prove that my food can taste good.
This smells amazing, okay, do not over-cook.
This is so cool.
I love it.
Okay, good luck, yes?
Thank you so much.
Let's go.
The season's still airing right bro, imagine if she wins. Oh my gosh, that'd be so cool
I need to get an account on this PC bro the fucking why is the default?
Twitter, I'm not calling it exits Twitter. Why is the default Twitter in light mode? It pisses me off
It's horrible. Oh my gosh. It's so terrible. Yeah, why loopy dog? Thanks for the 17 runs tier 3
Thank you, thank you, thank you
Oh, you guys like my title today?
Chilling?
Yaps, Reaction?
Why are you gaming?
It's good, right?
They'll be Malaysian, everyone.
I don't care.
Oh, true.
I forgot Jamie's Malaysian, too.
Well, I will say my mom is born and raised in Malaysia, but my mom is ethnically Chinese.
But I mean, she's like Chinese Malaysian, so, yeah, yes.
And I would go to Malaysia a lot, like almost every summer when I was a kid.
My family was a qualifier and Singapore, so I'd spend a lot of my summers there.
And um, you know, Dot Masterson, thanks for the 13 months, it was really cool, I really
liked the food there.
And my grandpa had a farm with mango, papaya, durian, what, durian, I hate it, and uh, bananas
and a couple other things, and there were monkeys on his farm,
and he had a bunch of dogs, wild dogs.
They don't really like dogs in that part of Asia,
but he really liked dogs, so he would take care of a lot of dogs.
And it was kind of like a tip-to-tip
when Michael and Ludwig, in some of the more rural parts
of China, people would stop them for pictures.
It was like that for my dad and me and my brother.
Even though the people in America, I look very Asian, I just look like a white person to them.
But this was like 15 years ago, so I don't know if it's still like that.
I got people that asked my dad for pictures or asked the big pictures of me and my brother.
So, yeah, very interesting.
I don't remember how I told you guys a lot of stories about what it was like for my family in Malaysia,
Or like silly swig my grandpa my Asian grandpa was in Malaysia was like one of the coolest guys ever and honestly my wife
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They are not like well off at all like when my mom came to college here.
They couldn't even afford to give her money to buy food on top of her tuition.
So in college my mom would sweep the cafeteria so that the cafeteria workers would give her
the leftover chocolate chip cookies from the McDonald's in the cafeteria.
But for that, that's part of the city.
My grandpa was free wall off, so my mom, she would like brag to me, she'd like, oh, my
dad was so cool.
When I was a kid, my dad was the first person in our town to have a fridge and a car, but
not only was he rich for the area, he was also very kind.
He would let people store their meat in the freezer, and when their wives were pregnant,
he would drive them to the hospital, because no one else had a car.
I was always like, wow, my grandpa's so cool. He's so nice
So I always thought that he was amazing, but he didn't speak English. So I
Literally never had a conversation with him like I would try
We would try like he would try to speak English. I try to speak Chinese, but it just never worked out
But a lot of the families over there the way that they show affection
It's just by giving the kids money. So every time I'd go there
He would have a red package or a red envelope
It was like it was like a hundred US dollars worth of money in there
And he'd go up to me and my brothers would be like
He'd get my mom be like
No dad stop do not give them money. They don't need that. They're like 11 and my grandpa be like
No, they have to take it because I never see them
Yeah, he's not alive anymore, but I always thought he was super cool.
Black Snow, thanks for 29 months in Poland, Flier. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Flier Rescue Guy, thanks for gifting this up to Bonnie.
Yeah, he was so cool, but I never even got to talk to him.
And I never even really got to talk to my grandma either.
So...
I don't know.
My dad's dad is still alive though. He's my American-German grandpa.
And he's the grandpa that's obsessed with Disney World.
So, when I go to Disneyland with Petudi, I know he's going to be very excited and probably want to watch that stream.
My grandpa loves Disneyland so much that I think I told you guys he used to be a college professor.
He would teach like debate or something, I don't remember.
But then there's me, oh so stupid.
But my family is smart.
But yeah, my grandpa used to be a college professor.
And that's how my parents met actually because my mom was my grandpa's student, but anyway.
When he retired from being a professor, he wanted to keep making money, so that he could
keep taking the grandkids to Disneyland, so he worked as a postman.
And then when we started not being able to go anymore because of like school and like
I moved away and stuff, he just, he opened a business where he plans other family's
Disney trips so he can live vicariously through them and still get paid to do it because he's
like the Disney land guru like he knows everything he's like oh you need to go to this ride first
and on this day the wait times are like this unless the parade is going like he knows fucking everything
oh yeah happy medium thing for the bits so yeah my family is is cool and there's me
Yay, if he studies Disneyland.
Grandpa's a professor and granddaughter's streamer.
Yeah, so let me just break it down.
On my mom's side, grandparents very successful, farmers, dad's side, college professor, and
Then my grandma's a stay at home mom, but she's still published multiple books under a pen name.
My grandma's published like 15 books, and then of course my parents are both like,
my mom's an aerospace engineer for one of the biggest like, playing companies in the world.
And then my dad's also an engineer, and my brother is also an engineer, and then there's me!
YAYYYY!
Welcome out of Thanksgiving 21 Months.
Thank you.
Damn bro, what happened?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Shut up, the family.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It's okay.
I mean, I did what I wanted to do, you know, and they were supportive.
Christmas!
Thanksgiving 21 Months.
Although my mom didn't understand at first when I first started streaming in my parents house
I mean I didn't I have like I
would have like
50 viewers
Which is still I feel like really good especially like you know back then and my mom would just be like Emily
What did I say? It's dinner time and she would go and unplug the router while I was in the middle of a league game
stream and then I would be like okay mom very passive and go eat dinner and I
would be sad at dinner I'd be like oh I was doing so good in my right game I
was 7-0 but I can't tell them that because they won't get it honestly it's
my fault for not starting the game earlier before dinner but then my mom
apologized to me later she was like oh I didn't understand what you were doing I
I should have let you keep streaming and I was like, honestly, no, like,
I should have been respectful and shown up to dinner, you know?
Oh my god, I feel like even recently, like, that's like what people...
So, you remember how on my birthday, um, a bunch of my friends, like,
you
you
you
you
you
You
Is that a bow or those pat ears
Where should we put it?
I'll put it next to you.
Oh, she made a lot of people.
My house is not lined up.
You just gotta put the H?
What does that mean I sound like?
I just don't have H.
Hold up.
I didn't mean to look at your stomach.
Well, it's it's cute. Thank you.
Make everyone in Austin. Honestly, that was the main reason I was considering playing
Tomodachi. If I was like, bro, I'm going to try to make everyone that I know. And I was
like, I'm going to play witcher. I'm going to play witcher. I did install it last night
So I do have it on my switch, but it looks fun.
Looks fun.
Oh, that's pokey.
Play both.
Well, I only have a limited amount of time.
I stream each day.
OK, but don't you guys think it's better
that I'm streaming almost every day for like, oh my god,
I have to say it because it's true, six or seven hours
instead of like two times a week for 10 hours.
I feel like that's better than like the super DJ long streams.
Oh my fucking, I want, no, I did not know,
because it's true.
I notice no difference, okay, well,
I guess you guys just hate me, just say five to six instead.
When, how long is it gonna take for people to be able to count to 10 and say those two numbers, and it's not fucking ruined, ruined, uh.
Two years, never again. No, I, I think it will. I mean, I feel like people already don't do that as much for, like,
Like, didn't 42 used to be the funny number, or like 69.
Yeah, brain rot is forever.
Okay, but someday all the people that think 6-7 is funny are going to be like, you know, like 50.
And then what? It'll die out. It will literally die out forever.
You know, not a thank you for the gift sub. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
You know, I don't even think it's funny.
That's true. I've never seen anyone laugh at a 6-7 joke.
Like, no one laughs. Yo, Tenshi! Thank you for the 10.
Thank you. Thank you, Tenshi. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Alright, let's watch some videos. I think I have yapped long enough.
It has been long enough.
Let's see.
It is time.
Dailies, please.
I kind of got burnt out on the dailies.
I don't know.
That kind of, isn't that kind of a whole point though?
You do it every day and then I got burnt out of it.
I'll go back to it at some point,
but I got, they got kind of stale for me a little bit.
Hello everyone.
This is your Daily Dose of Internet.
This is why you should never stop breathing.
I don't know, but I never get sick of Mr. Dailies.
Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him!
Oh!
Damn!
Finally. I really have to use the bathroom.
This height illusion is kind of crazy.
What?
How?
It's sloped.
I don't understand.
Unless it's sloped, I guess.
Oh!
Guys, I will never be able to see this view.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
As I will never be able to see this view.
Wait, look, I even...
I even, uh...
Oh my god, my home screen is ruined because of my remote thing.
Anyway...
My background is the moon, but it's like the Apple one that's like updating all day.
It's the moon.
I want to go to the moon.
This guy created a robot that makes you stand on Lego.
Makes you stand- oh shit it targets the cute way this is a Michael Reeves ass invention.
We got three red moles that think they like red.
We can't even get around these!
Haha!
Way more creep me out, I don't know why.
It's like they're possessed.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
That was so good!
Donnie!
Thank you for the 10!
No!
Her first time horse riding didn't get a plan.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, oh!
Hahahaha!
Kicked right off.
Hahahaha!
Oh.
You'll be thanks for 14 bucks.
Poor guy, thought he was getting a free hug.
Oh my god, I hated that.
I hated that.
I don't usually get second hand embarrassment, but holy shit, I feel so bad for him.
He didn't follow the hug.
I decided I'm going to follow the robot.
Oh my god you guys, I followed the robot to a robot meeting.
Is this where they live?
What's happening?
This is kind of scary actually.
It's creepy.
This guy saw Blivious Man and wished I was him.
Well, she's chilling.
I saw I saw this video I was talking about like AI becoming like more capable or becoming
being more capable than humans and it was like oh it when when AI has more control than humans
will be like zoo animals if we're lucky. Like that's so scary.
He wasn't gonna rip the powder, stopped him from skiing.
We will be batteries.
Ooh, man, I'd be a shit battery.
I'm just low energy all the time.
Man, you've got some crazy moves.
This Chinese humanoid robot broke the half marathon world record by six minutes.
Oh, they're trying to outrun the robot?
People, I think we're going really fast.
Really, really fast.
How does this even happen?
What the...
Is that coming through the ground?
Shatter!
What is this?
Oh, it's creepy.
Her quick thinking when dealing with a damaged battery saved her house.
A real pair?
So why do you think your cat likes this corner so much?
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. There you go.
Who wants us out of the road, Habanero?
I know, Ashard.
Habanero?
At this whisper tunnel in New York, voices travel across the ceiling, allowing people
to whisper to each other from opposite corners.
No, you could, she could hear me, alright, she's all the way over there, and I'm here.
I'll watch you.
Princess.
Yeah?
Oh my god, this is crazy.
I missed you, baby.
I missed you.
I missed you.
I'm Hulk.
You're the Hulk?
Tyreek!
The delivery woman was offered a tip if she did a dance for the camera.
I missed you, baby.
It beats the shit out of her.
Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn.
Have a good day.
Absolutely amazing.
So I need help understanding that this is a 8th false thing that's not been taken down.
Because what do you mean strictly no pigeons?
Except bank holidays.
In these areas, except bank holidays.
Our pigeon's meant to read this, but all right, let's off them. Like what they need to do?
They should. They should learn how to read.
So I was in a museum and saw this really cool optical illusion.
Why is it like that?
These branches are forming the closest after collision.
Hold on.
What?
Oh.
Why did Ray just message me?
What rank are you in CS?
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no, I'm so scared right now.
Oh, I wrote Silverthru. I forgot it's the other way in CS.
She saw a clip of you popping off, was it real?
What was it real?
Oh, I, oh, God, she's typing.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
How many more wins do you need to play premier?
Oh, oh.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Oh no!
I'm like sweating right now.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Thanks for the resub. I mean, I would play with Ray, but I think I'm too dog shit to play with her.
I mean, wait. What imagine? Ray is carrying me and I just smoke for her and I can drop her my...
I don't even have any cool skins to drop for her.
Yeah, well, maybe if I spend more thousands of dollars on cases than maybe.
These monkeys love the slide.
Oh my god guys, why did she stop replying when I said I have premiere unlock, but I'm sober one
This time me did she stop replying and I blocked oh gosh, he's typing
She's typing
She sent me a discord link called CS lovers only
I'm joining it
Hello CS lovers
I'm so in I'm in the CS lovers discord
It's like 50 streamers in here, Jesus Christ.
This couple brought a horse mask for the squirrels in their garden.
Oh my god!
Ewww!
A seal was seen wandering in public, so the police responded to the scene.
He's going for the fast one.
Why are you just walking down the street? Leave him alone!
He's just walking down the street!
Oh my gosh.
Okay, that just made me really sad because don't you guys think it's weird that the baby birds disappeared in like the fucking like 48 hours?
I didn't have a camera on there because I don't think that they were ready to fly away, but they're gone
No, it wasn't cheddar cheddar doesn't go outside
Well, I'm gonna last egg it never hatched it was a dud egg or whatever it's called they fly fast though, but I don't know
No.
I don't know.
Crossing was malfunctioning and causing chaos for drivers.
The cats don't, none of the cats go outside, guys, it wasn't the cats.
Not even said his cats go outside.
They leave nine days after hatching.
Wasn't nine days?
Maybe it was nine days.
A police officer was ambushed by a goose on his way to work.
A goose?
So scary.
I actually am terrified of geese.
Who would have thought that otters could scare off a crocodile?
Oh, it raced, raced at um...
I'm down to play this week.
Lots of us have a CS tourney on Sunday, so I need to practice.
I can help you get your rank.
Oh, she already knows.
She already knows.
Ah-ha-ha-ha.
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha.
I weep at my own shittiness.
I said we can play any day you want,
but we're not going to play today,
I was probably just really nice to the guy.
You can be the kitten.
I can be the elf here as Ken.
I feel weird saying that.
I forgot that I said that.
Why did you do it?
These carp are making the perfect heart.
Oh, so cute.
Why do they do that?
Something tells me they don't have to park here.
No parking, no parking, no parking, no parking.
Damn, I hope they have good smoothies here.
I had smoothies, huh?
I need this in my house immediately.
I think it's supposed to be badass smoothies.
But you have to like pick it up against the coil chaper and then your dirty hands are
going to be on the sheep's head.
Sorry, I'm just being a hater, but I think I'm right.
Her mom thought she'd have grown up by now.
Come on!
We're going to practice in the mirror.
My mother is ashamed of her.
More?
More?
Heyyyyyy!
He did it!
Ohhhhhhhhhh!
Why does it look like mold?
Ohhhhhhhhhh!
Ohhhhhhhhhh!
Wow, so smooth!
Have you ever wondered how pineapples are planted?
We plant about 2 million of these here in this region.
And we're going to plant about 2 million of these here in this region.
And we're going to plant about 2 million of these here in this region.
here in this region and every single one of them is planted by hand. And the pineapple
plants go in the top there.
Why do I think the pineapples grew on tree leaves?
This manatee swam up to a police boat for an unauthorized drink.
That is so cool!
Why is stuff those are bad for the environment?
Pineapples?
I assume you mean the tractor.
This claw machine hack might get you in trouble.
Pineapples are bad for the environment?
They're shiny! Thanks for the seven months!
Thank you!
someone possibly be using all of this energy for so are avocados bro
pineapple's are bad for the environment what are those oh my god that's so many
eye oh my god those raccoons I think oh my god this looks like paradise I love
raccoons
They're energy intensive to grow.
Oh, they're so good.
I don't think that all the collars are fast for the environment.
No.
No.
Thanks for letting me know.
Will you be turning 65 within the next three months?
No.
I'll turn five.
Your hand up.
Alright, what the hell? Why can't we use our common sense and put things to where you
can grab it?
Can somebody tell me what this is?
what I miss it am I blind can somebody tell me what this is oh the big-ass
light beam dude I am blind like a asteroid or something right I don't
know I thought I was looking for something on the road
Yeah, this service dog is paying more attention to the pre-flight briefing than most people do.
I hate tornadoes. So scary.
This is the biggest cheese pull I've ever seen.
I don't even know how cheese sticks.
In the water.
In the bag.
In the water.
In the bag.
In the water.
What are they making?
They opened an Australia to try to steal a belt of fish.
How the fuck are they even making?
I thought you made candles but like pouring salt I don't know.
This bear looks like it's wearing pants.
River seriously looks like she's wearing pants.
What is that girl?
With one hand.
Whoa!
I hope you enjoyed and I'll see you guys again very soon.
Better?
That was amazing.
Okay, one more video and then I'm going to play some Witcher.
He he bro every time I open up daily dose of gaming. I have to witness myself going through the worst gaming experience of my life
Every time over and over and over and over
Oh
No
A super sick cat, right?
Ew, it's in her hair.
Ewww.
This is creepy.
Ew.
Oh, what the fuck?
No, I would throw up.
I would throw up, bro.
I'm not sure if she was a cat.
Oh, my lord.
I'm passing the phone to the best- Oh, no, okay. I already know all of these, but I
Will let you guys watch it. I already know all of these. I know this it wasn't scripted
But I already know what everyone's- Apex player I know. I'm passing the phone to someone who's gonna win the LCS this year
Hi, I'm passing the phone to the best Chinese speaker here. I'm passing the phone to the most athletic person here
I'm passing the phone to someone who peaked in a dead game.
I'm going to pass the phone to somebody who peaked in a dead game.
Wait, what?
I'm passing the phone to someone who always gets stopped by kids for pictures.
I'm going to pass the phone to a fellow Fortnite icon.
I'm passing the phone to the Apex God.
Oh.
I'm passing.
So silly or so silly right guys are so silly
Very silly
You're stupid on purpose. No way and you can't take you on purpose. They don't talk to you on purpose
Damn, he's not he's going through it playing everything. She's too bad to play with you
I am
Car bitch wait wait, this is nine minutes ago. Wait. This is like a game of telephone
We're both live and chat just like sending messages between each other.
She thinks that's good.
Okay, well, to her, good is probably like a top rank, right?
To me, good is not silver.
Like, she was like a decent rank in Valorant, right?
Like I don't play shooters. So to me anyone that's like above average is really fucking good
I mean, yeah, Silver's the worst you can be
It's not good you missed peak this morning I
Will probably play it someday I will probably play it someday I will I
I will, I will, I will, I will.
A pineapple situation, actually, it makes it worse.
But I did ask, I was like, so is palm oil your number one
export out of Costa Rica? Is that the biggest problem?
Is it the biggest threat to wildlife in Costa Rica?
And the biologist said no. And you're not going to guess
what he said is worse for wildlife in Costa Rica.
No. No.
Pineapples.
Pineapples.
What?
Pineapples!
What?
Did you know that two out of three pineapples in the world come from Costa Rica?
The pineapples come from Costa Rica.
And did you know how pineapples grow?
It's probably not what you think.
Pineapples look like this, okay?
I thought they came from trees.
There's one pineapple that grows per plant, and they're very short and very spiky.
Isn't that stupid?
Isn't that...
That one per plant is crazy.
I thought you put that one per plant is crazy.
You're rude about it.
But I...
Okay.
through the one point of the whole thing.
He was saying, at least with oil palms, they're trees.
And so there's some wildlife that can live around them
and under them.
But pineapples are so uninhabitable and so sharp
and short that no wildlife can live there.
And so they've decimated so many wild spaces
to start growing pineapples, to export out of Costa Rica,
that pineapples are number one off.
58,000 hectares.
That's 143,300 hectares.
The book is a hector, I've never heard of a hector.
They do support 152,000 jobs, which is incredible,
but add a serious detriment to the wildlife
and biodiversity in Costa Rica.
So guys, if you eat pineapples,
it means you hate wildlife.
Wait, and so it's the same for avocados?
Bro, I love avocados, I eat avocados almost every day.
I love them.
I eat that shit plain, bro.
I just be scooping that shit out of the rind
whatever it's called. It's so fucking delicious. L pineapple on pizza I don't
get people that like sweet pizza. I mean I'm not gonna hate on you if you like
sweet fruit pizza but like there's just such such better options you know there's
there's so many better options. I don't know it's crazy. It's crazy. Alright I
I think I'm a start witcher, actually.
I'm going to play some witcher before my Pragmata sponsor
tonight.
And yeah.
Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee,
hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee.
All right, let's start this shit.
Is it an avocado dip?
I mean, guac?
I've never heard guac describe as avocado dip,
even though I mean it is.
It is avocado dip.
All right, let's boot this shit up, bro.
Every time I start the game,
I'm gonna have to look at his fucking souls, his feet.
Oh my God, dude, it's terrible.
I mean that emote is not even close to as bad as that of that clash of clans to eat
from early what the fuck are they doing?
Holy fuck!
Oh my god!
Yo, Baker!
Thanks for 115!
oh my god yo baker thanks for 115 months welcome back Baker
Olle molle Olle molle molle
Olle molle
I was gonna look for the agent called Hendrick in the village
Oh my god, the aura. Yo, Natcav, thanks for four months. Abandoned! Oh shit.
Together
What are others in bad shape repair it otherwise won't work as well after a pair of my fucking
Stop walking and fight me like a man, fight me!
God damn!
Okay, how do I repair?
Do I have to go to a blacksmith?
You know, Yufakazi, thanks for the 10 months.
I'm gonna pick up all these.
Sick.
Trueborn brother, Michello's missing.
A letter with Yennefer's instructions, my dearest friend, ha ha ha, friend, ha ha ha.
I feel like we wouldn't have a chance to talk before Vizema, so I leave you this message.
I know there's much we both wish to say.
Yo, swag syndrome! Thank you for the time! Thank you!
Hi again, swag syndrome! Thank you so much!
Thank you, swag syndrome. Thank you, thank you, thank you. W, swag syndrome.
Sorry, swaggy.
In any case, a letter is no place to broach topics of such importance to us both.
So, while I write you now, you have something waiting for you at the Royal Palace.
Consider it a gift, so you can pick it up at your leisure after your audience.
Exit the room so I'm finally covered. Walk away in the courtyard, turning right at the corner.
If anyone wants to purchase your gift.
So I didn't even pick that shit up.
Uh, horsey.
Horsey.
I almost want to re-bind my bindings to be the same as, um, the Elden Ring or Dark Souls
controls, or maybe I should just learn to be a more versatile gamer, and learn to adapt
to any set of controls.
Just get good, true.
All of your problems in life, if you think about it, can be solved with just get good.
Behind on your taxes, just get good.
Your wife cheated on you, just get good.
You're sick, just get good.
Severe hate fever, just get good.
to everything yep skill issue I mean if you think about it's kind of the same
mindset as it is what it is like honestly most of the time when when like
bad things have happened to me in life and people like oh I'm so sorry like I
don't know how you're doing that I'm just like it is what it is that's that
truly is what makes me feel better because it's like okay well I can't control it so I just have to
deal with it and it makes me feel better than being like oh life is so unfair or something you know
what I mean why are you screaming I missed something you're fucked sausage thanks for five months
why is everyone freaking out
White one!
Is she being racist?
What is your problem?
Everyone just hates me!
I'm sorry, man.
Sorry.
Your wife missing?
I'm a witcher. When do you last see your wife?
I'm gonna find this guy's wife.
What could have happened to her?
Well, I know she didn't run off. Maybe she got kidnapped?
she went to the neighboring village about to tell you no my sister we're never
gone this time try looking for astronaut in the village none so ago
they want to tell her not to wander off on her own
it's weird for this guy with the words
Women don't just mysteriously vanish.
I will get to the bottom of this.
Ask around.
Gay-Rolta-Rudia.
Hamaket.
Keeps to herself mostly.
Watch as the blacksmiths dumbens atonings.
The village.
Glenna, the butcher's wife.
She likes her best friend as the butcher's wife.
I'll try to find her, but no promises.
Suspicious.
Another connection has been found.
We're gonna go search for signs in the woods
All right off to the woods we go last the neighbors
Hopping
Hello, Glenn up. Okay greetings you glennon
Is this her supposed best friend? Oh my god, that's a nice shirt.
Very simple.
You the butcher's wife?
Butcher? Please.
Might have called him a butcher when we lived in the shade of Novigrad's walls.
Now he deals in carrion, fallen animals, their bones stuffed with the soup.
So, buying something?
You know, I'm trying to find your you're missing a parent best friend and you're you're you're wondering if I'm gonna buy something
It's almost like he don't care about her
Suspicious
She come by a time
She seemed strange lately any idea where she might have gone
No a cheerful soul always
He doesn't seem concerned about her at all.
And she re-came up with a story to explain her disappearance.
Interesting.
Okay, so far my number one suspect is that lady.
Yeah, she's too chill.
Hello, children.
Oh.
Can I touch it?
It's sharp. Better not.
Need to talk to your father.
I fought swords once, now with sides and O's.
Oh.
Good arms. We'll need to go to Novigrad.
Wanted to ask you about Hannah.
When she looked after your children.
Oh, Hannah?
Don't you know where she is?
Don't even these kids are more worried about her than her best friend.
You can tell where she was going or anything else.
She said turn it so healthy, and we all ate them.
I swore good to the forest.
With another lady!
I'd gone act so I wouldn't wet the pallet.
Could it be the lady we just talked to?
A huge pack wrongs there.
Could it be none from the village stairs go in the forest?
Neland's only one not afraid, but then he's a hunter.
Very suspicious.
Yeah, who was with her?
Damn it, she didn't see.
How convenient.
Okay, goodbye, children.
Alright, let's go search in the woods.
We might find- okay, so how do I repair my sword by the way?
Uh, blacksmith?
Blacksmith or repair kits?
Okay.
Okay, I'm gonna end up back in the town. I'm just gonna
Deal with my broken sword for now
Should have taken my horse about this to be closer. Oh
Welcome here a graveyard
hard. She went missing near a graveyard. The odd facts keep piling up. Very, very, very,
very spooky. Is this the first playthrough? Yeah. I don't know anything about the game,
Never watched the show or played the other games or anything.
Okay.
Now we must search for clues.
There are wolves chilling over here.
My sword is damaged, but I think that's okay.
Ow.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Dude I swear the shield is broken.
Oh it's uh, he's uh, you know, yep.
Okay.
Witcher?
Wait a second.
Is this her sister?
Why do you want me to look for her?
Wait, what?
Wait, both of the ladies are sus.
lock. Hunter's dead for certain. Neelan ought to accept his loss. Move on with his life.
You don't care about your sister? They're acting so weird!
Strange. People usually prefer to know the fate of their loved ones, whatever the cost.
Something is not right. I'll now get my sister back. And Neelan's all I got left.
you've got left lose him too and well what that's your sister's husband wait a
second something's not right it serves better I'll find her sorry not in the
habit of leaving jobs undone folks be true about you witchers your heart
but you're the heartless one you weird-ass bitch don't care about your sister
missing? That's weird as hell. Hell no. I would be pissed. Hell no. What's this? Oh,
is a bush. Um y'all seeing any signs of Hannah in the woods? Right now I'm seeing a fat load of
fucking nothing. Absolutely nothing. Although actually I guess she's low key saying what I was
preaching earlier. She's like, you know what? My sister disappeared. She probably fucking died
or got murdered. It is what it is. Get good. Oh my god! Why did he just talk twice? Oh my god!
It must be in the 20 pieces literally. Well, it probably was the wolves, right? Oh
A dog
Right, but the dog is no man did this
Cuts made with long claws, I mean probably was the one for me, right?
Oh
Now do we have a murder on our hands was it really just a wolf or some creature tore apart
Deep
No doubt about it wait a werewolf. I
Wonder if one of the women in town is a werewolf
Palm marks
Wonder where they lead. Oh, maybe or maybe the husband's a werewolf shit climb the tree
I can't get up there. They climb find something else on the ground
Climb the tree
It's not up there right now, is it?
Find something else on the ground.
Um, uh, oh, here we go.
Eew!
Whatever last it hasn't bathed in a while.
EWWWWW!
I mean...
Girl, Gayrult knows all about bathing, doesn't he?
He does it at the beginning of every fucking chapter.
And there's always women there, for some reason.
Bro, can't- can't clean himself by himself.
He's like a grown-ass baby.
Asked to have women to bathe him.
You know?
Chainsaw, thanks for seven months!
Oh, and Korean Chicken Man, thanks for 23 months!
Smell through your mouth or eat some Korean fried chicken.
Mmm.
Tasty.
I haven't had Korean fried chicken in a while.
Man's clothes.
Shredded, but no sign of blood.
Who rips their own clothes off?
Leaves them in the woods.
Like Arthur, true.
Arthur Morgan also didn't know how to, uh...
He also didn't know how to clean himself.
What is this?
Oh, man clothes.
Find the werewolf slayer using your witcher senses.
Looks like a hunter's quarters.
Oh!
Oh, shit!
Bro, I hate bears in games.
You all know how I feel about bears.
Oh, this motherfucker's taking his hoe!
Her cow! We fight!
We will slay the beast!
I landed a crit hit.
You know what? Actually, my sword is broken.
broken. I wonder if I have one that's technically better right now.
I do not.
Ow, Jake.
There's the solar sword.
I think my silver sword is the one that's broken. Oh, I know it's not.
Oh, I thought he was stuck. Maybe he was for a second.
Oh, you're safe.
Yo, you is sea brat, thank you for 19 months.
Oh, I have slain the bear.
Okay.
We must find, oh wait, let me try to heal up, I guess, because I might have to fight that werewolf, you know.
Yo, NPC Matt, thank you for the 20 gifted, thank you! Thank you so much, Matt!
Thank you, thank you, thank you. I appreciate it very, very much. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Meditation? Uh, I'm playing on the difficulty where meditation doesn't feel apparently like
one of the harder difficulties. Well, that's what I said at the beginning of the game. Meditate
for your potions. Or restore your potions. Okay.
I'll use her to replenish alchemy items.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
I guess I'll use that, then, and meditate another hour.
Okay.
I see.
Oh, wait.
Fuck.
It canceled my healing, whatever.
I'm too lazy to do it again.
I have two heals.
It's fine.
lazy to do it again I have two heals it's fine I don't know what I'm sure any
furries in the house I see you have a lootable items you have made a grave
mistake. I don't know what the hell was that back there.
Handistrip page albedo. Oh I got a new crossbow it looks like. I forgot that I
have the crossbow. I got a better crossbow. It is boy which means that it is
better. Right? That is better. Scuba Steve, thanks for 13 months.
Notes. Mysterious note. I am who I am. I can't change that. Shirts woven of
parsley and potions, made of virgins' tears, my working old wives' tales. But
But not for me.
It is time to come to terms with it.
With Hannah's love and iron discipline, I have found a way to manage.
Hannah's the one that's dead, writer's Hannah the sister.
Hannah's the one that's dead.
But I must remember to hide in the woods before the full moon rises to go somewhere far from
others, far from Hannah.
The attack comes and then passes.
I wake up with wounds on my hands and the taste of blood in my mouth.
Perhaps it is for the best that I don't remember.
Killing prey with bow and arrows is one thing, to tear it apart with thing and claw, at least
tear deep in the woods.
I won't hurt any people.
Merciful, melitelle, watch over any who stray too close.
Okay, so someone's a werewolf.
Maybe it's the husband, and the sister knows that he, a key, the sister knows that he,
he killed her sister, but then why is she cool living with him?
It is a mystery.
Maybe the sister's a werewolf?
Oh shit!
That's fucking creepy.
Oh shit!
Oh hell naw.
Okay, well, this is a little scary.
Oh, I get in here, I'm punching the door.
Oh, what was that?
Holy shit, it's fucking dark.
Okay, now why won't I try to actually take out my torch?
It doesn't work.
Pockets, okay.
Crippet.
I'm not so...
I have the torch equipped.
Pull this shit out.
Okay, um, there we go.
I might actually be like a real life idiot or something.
Yeah, ever now, thanks for 35 months.
Why is my controller rumbling?
It's a lot of blood.
Something bad is about to happen to me.
Oh shit, I see the werewolf! I see him!
He's coming over!
Come back you foul beast! I know what you are!
Ow.
Where'd he go? Where'd he go? Where'd he go? Oh.
I
Did some wrong me
I just made myself drunk.
Why is he healing?
I don't know why I didn't think that drinking the alcohol was gonna make me make me tipsy.
Also I forgot that I'm supposed to be parrying and shit.
Not do that now.
I don't want to try to get my three heals.
Maybe it just won't let me when I'm in my, uh, boxclaw, there we go, okay.
Okay.
Ah
Come here doggies
Fight me
Where the hell's the world going
Where'd he go?
Come on!
He put his sword away!
Take a big out!
Stop taking away!
Oh my god!
I think it's because I'm going out of range or something.
Oh my god, come back.
Come back.
He's a dumbass dog.
Come back.
Come back.
Come back.
Come back.
Come back.
Come back.
Come back.
Come back.
Oh
Is he just passive heal at the time?
I think there must be something I need to know.
Everything about um...
Dogs?
Potion? I don't have a potion.
Um, okay.
Okay, wall. I might try some of my...
I'm gonna try ARD.
Where you at?
I fucked up.
Is it just one of the darky fields?
Okay, well it's not bad.
I think it's just when it's dark, he heals.
Well, I'm dead.
So he heals in the dark, I think.
Maybe there's torches around, but I can light.
I don't even know if it's bad.
I don't have potions.
I don't know. Your Zelda honk takes for 51 months.
The bear is vulnerable against triangle.
Got the shield.
I really know what else to try.
Oh, there's nothing about the wire open the box.
I think it maybe I just need to follow him with the torch. I don't know but he keeps putting the torch away
Yeah, I mean you don't get anything in the B-stereotil you kill them like it's not in there
people trying to backs meet seat me who have already played the game and don't
even know how the game works. So silly.
I feel like there is some kind of trick for Junemando.
I just do not know what to use.
I got him bottom below, but he just runs away and heals.
Okay, go for it, child, please!
Okay.
Okay.
I'm drunk.
He's here!
Okay.
I don't know if it actually is the dark that's healing him or not.
Or maybe he just heals no matter what. You're supposed to deal with it.
I see what I'm level three. Yeah, maybe I'll give it one more try than if I'm too weak.
I'll come back later. I have more stuff. My sword's also broken.
I have my skill broken.
And I keep getting heads for no reason.
Where are you going?
Maybe that's the point where we stop the line, or maybe that's the point where we stop the line.
maybe that's coke
I don't know
come back
Oh
He's full health again!
So does he just heal forever now?
He does!
Does he just heal?
Okay, maybe I need to like, actually, like, find someone to teach me about where we'll
I'm just healing.
I'm drunk as hell.
Actually, one more try and then I'm done. I'll level up.
Someone said I should be level 7. I'm level 3 with a broken sword.
And I also, I only have two heals, I didn't even notice that last time, uh, okay.
One more try, and then I'm done, I swear.
But imagine how fast the XP will be.
Go, Gaze!
Go, Gaze!
Okay, well the fire definitely did something to him before.
Oh
Wow
Okay, he's running, I'm gonna go do his bullshit.
Oh, holy fuck!
Fuck, fuck, that was a nice.
Alright, he's healing now.
I will try to burn I'm back I thought that would stop the deal
I'll try again, maybe.
Oh, it did stop the kill.
Okay.
But why don't you just do it again?
No, he's just doing it again!
Yeah, I think he's not quite as good as I am now.
Or maybe I need oil.
That's all I can think of to keep him on fire all the time.
He doesn't give a fuck!
He just heals!
He's like a mortal.
Oh, I used the wrong thing.
Miter thanks for the five months okay I will come back when I'm not like half
the levels that I need to be
unfortunate very unfortunate while we will start tracking a new quest and so I
think that the werewolf probably is the husband right unless the wife had a
Secret werewolf lover. Oh, I wonder if that's what it is. Wait was the wife cheating on her husband with a werewolf?
And then the sister knew about I don't know
scandalous
Very scandalous. Oh, yeah quest difficulty level seven. I'm level three
Wait level 33
But I'm way too low level for any of these
main quest level five I
I mean I guess I'll do this main quest for now and then I'll try to like kill some shit I guess.
Hello Roach.
Alright well, he was very scandalous.
And maybe the sister and the best friend knew that she was fricking a werewolf and that's
why they're like, well, you know, she got what's coming to her.
We don't want her husband to know about it because he doesn't, you know, it's better
if he doesn't know that like he's already dead.
So, you know, that would make sense, maybe.
I would make sense.
Yeah, is it the same music for every fight?
I
It's over all's past never to be restored. I'll not forget that
That's on the area I mean I don't mind it. I'm not complaining looking for a man named Hendrick
Suppose don't live in this village. I he did which guys Hendrick longer
They napped him in that hut if you'd have heard the cries
If you'd have heard how a man can scream how he can suffer
Why I soil what's up this game is so peak. Yeah, I like it so far, but I've only played I think I'm like three hours deep into it
So I have not played too much
Tell me what happened here step by step. They took him took them all
He's also trying to find Siri for the emperor?
When stories how it's not characters is hard for me to remember every single one sometimes.
But you remember all the hot ones?
All the hot characters are main characters for some reason, like Yennefer.
So of course I remember the main characters, like Enric?
I don't remember who that is.
Oh shit, is that the Wild Hunt?
Is this the Wild Hunt?
I can't tell.
Oh my god, it's Lum!
So are the wild ones just like ring-raised except they don't give a fuck they just kill everyone?
Or do they have a hole?
Or maybe I have a hole in my stomach?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Alright.
Yo, Shadow Room, thank you for one year and walk to my beat. Thanks for 14 months.
This guy might have the most aura in the whole game so far.
Hmm
Well time to investigate another murder, alright, I'm low HP again. Alright, I am gonna go key real quick
Yes, I should also order dinner when I come back
Yeah, I have that.
Hi guys.
Ugh, so many chorns. So ugly. So ugly. The chorn. Terrible. Terrible shirt. Oh shit,
there he is. He's a little bit dead. It would appear. Are his eyes gone? Or are they just
Closed!
Searched his trousers.
Might be something in his jerkin.
That was a jerkin!
Playing his boots. Okay, let's check his pants.
I guess.
No! Oh, it's a vest. Okay.
Something in his jerkin.
Something in his jerkin.
Damn, he's cold as ice. Nothing here.
Oh, well, perhaps he hid something in his boot.
Should check his boots. Blood congealed. Key hidden in his boot.
Ah, a key in the boot. Gotta fit a keyhole somewhere nearby, hopefully.
It appears there is a trap door here.
Here we go.
Missing Tamara Strenger, daughter of the Bloody Baron.
Presumably kidnapped.
Hardy Reward Forever finds her, brings her.
Is this Siri or is this someone else who's missing?
Tamara.
Yo, Neko, thanks for 17 months.
Someone else, she kinda looks like you.
Oh, she doesn't.
I mean, she's got side bangs.
They say every girl with side bangs looks like me.
Well, like, I'll be scrolling TikTok
and I'll get a girl with black hair and bangs.
I'm like, oh, yeah.
He's cute.
I'll open the comments.
Teamaru!
Teamaru!
I'm like, oh, she just has a side band.
I think he was left unlocked on display, almost.
Lost his mind, er.
Hmm.
Oh, a secret passageway!
Now what is this?
Is this loot?
I love loot.
I love Loot.
A ledger, painted for a sack of grain.
The mount due for a charcoal shipment.
And it was masquerading as a merchant.
What's this?
The notes among the ledger entries.
Clever.
Interesting headings.
I'm singing one, Drunken Swine, Clash for the Witch.
Clashed with a witch. Subject landed in swamp, encountered a witch,
conflict ensued, cause unknown. Find the witch,
talk to the peasantry, village of midcops.
Drunken Swine, so-called baron,
I'm a host that's subject to this castle, or should I say, illegally appropriated fort.
Reason unknown. Talk to Baron at Crow's Birch.
Missing and bewanted. Subject appeared in Skellige. Also cited in Novograd.
Appearance unchanged. Fashion hair. Score on her face.
Ah!
Avoid contact with others.
Ah! Hold on, that's important.
Caution advised. I'm being observed. Don't know by whom or why.
Oh, that's the wild heart.
Oh, that's the wild heart.
home and peasants say. Somehow they learned Hendrik was looking for Siri, thus the torture.
I'm too late. My only leads, the Baron and some witch. Damn.
The way that Gerald talks is funny to me.
I'm a detective, but I also kill people and I have light hair.
I have the best hair in the game, even though I'm a man.
How is that fair?
I also can't squeeze through that gap.
My shoulders are too wide.
Where's my horse?
Horsey!
Oh, horsey.
You can get a haircut?
Oh, really?
I mean, I kind of fuck with the long hair.
Bro, people keep trying to convince me to cut my hair off.
Like, you should go back to the little short, flippy hair.
Looks like I do want to do that someday, but I don't think I'm ready for that yet.
Maybe they're trying to sabotage me.
Level 7!
Hey!
Excuse you!
You get expeed from killing things too, right?
I mean, I'm not too bad.
I am also just getting my ass beat.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What the fuck is happening to my I'm trying to do something that I should not be doing
the camera that's all I can figure out
need this experience yo ZGT Naruto thank you for the time
I'm gonna kill you
Well I killed your archer and now I will disappear like a fan and then stop looking that way
Okay, goodbye, guys.
More tape!
Okay, I just want to meditate and then go back and kill those guys.
and kill those guys when I have full potions I need this experience I need
this I'm so fucking weak and pathetic bro it's bad okay while my health is
recharging I am going to order some food why did I get a red a red
Notification advice my girlfriend's Twitter is grossing me out
It's here under those accounts if you know I mean she'll quote three things like white people are so ugly in response to some celebrity gossip
Okay, yeah, that is a
That is very bad the top comment says
She she either believes her she's fine benefiting from it is either fine with you
You should dump your girlfriend. She's racist.
Should I try to be healthier? Should I just be a fucking fat chud and get pasta?
You know, shareable fall, thanks for the eight months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Chud.
I kind of want...
Pasta or pizza?
I think it's pasta.
Cheesy garlic bread too.
Guys, should I get?
I roach.
Chicken, veggie, Alfredo, shrimp, scampi, rigatoni, olive vodka.
What do you guys think?
tough choices.
Okay, now can I go back to those guys?
I gotta play the two DLC for this game. I don't know one of my friends was telling me that the DLC is like the best part of the game
but
Kind of depends on how long the game is I guess
Now who shall cast the first blow?
Oh
The pawns Eric likes to live very much
why can't I use my crossbow
oh, okay, I see
your friends don't give a shit about me, does?
I
Must have to be the brain watch this guy
I'm sorry, it's probably shown the way, I'm staying longer.
I thought I brainwashed you.
I can't catch his breath!
Still not robbing your door!
Fight!
I can't catch his breath!
Oh, Warlock? That's fast!
You're gonna get a gun, journey!
Oh my god!
Well, um, that guy just got fully sliced in half.
Crazy.
Uh, I got- Ooh, I got some boots!
Alright, what you got that I can steal?
Got some materials.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Very nice.
Very nice.
Okay, um, I would think that these boots are probably,
okay, these are way better than the YF.
I still need to go to a,
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
A blacksmith.
So I need to remember to do that.
I should be going into a town here soon.
No.
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.
I think when I was riding into the town originally, I skipped picking up some quests, so I need
to go back and find those, because all the quests I have right now I'm kinda too low
level 4.
I have pretty close to leveling up though.
Not too bad.
Man, they fuckin' hate my ass.
That takes some of your shit.
Oh, bye guys.
They fear the witcher.
What about you sir?
Those guys chill as hell. You have your sword out? Oh, they don't like what I have my sword out?
Doesn't mean I'm gonna attack them. Does this place have a blacksmith?
There is I don't think I have found it yet.
Wait no, I'm chill. I'm chill. I'm chill. I'm trying to put it away. I'm chill. I'm chill. What?
Oh my god.
Okay, we're not chill.
Ow, holy fuck!
Excuse me.
I don't want to be...
Sorry, man.
That shit I did not hit that shit
What's that?
Damn.
Where is that to parry every hit?
Die.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
I'm gonna kill you.
Die!
This is the lightest sword ever.
What's your problem?
It's locked.
They really don't like me.
Wait, what happened to my other sword?
I guess I just have my crossbow across.
Oh, there we go.
It bugs! My eyes are dispeared!
I am gay, Ralt. Let me through.
find one brave enough to help me.
Well, let me finish ordering my food.
Okay.
I'm gonna get, um,
Alfredo.
A regular portion with chicken.
And, um,
I can buy a gallon of lemonade.
No, I don't need that.
Well, I could get mozzarella sticks.
A salad.
Who orders a salad?
Um...
I'm gonna get a mozzarella stick.
Order...
Crispy mozzarella.
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Hello sir.
Greetings.
Greetings to you.
Other villagers all scurried off soon as they saw me.
You didn't.
Oh, but I do want a scurry.
Besides, what can you do to me?
Kill me?
Go ahead.
I've not long to live.
You want the scurry?
Besides, what can you do to me?
Kill me?
Go ahead. I've not long to live.
Tamioid?
Wouldn't work.
The skin's really brittle.
This guy doesn't give a shit.
I lived here long.
Since I was born,
Dragon now will be more than 70 windows.
Wow, he's over 70!
Not bad.
Listen, I gotta get inside the fortress.
Fortress can I do that without going through the front gate? He can but few know the way
Yeah, all holy
Thanks for 15 months to this humble man
Maybe I could point you in the right direction
Why help me just looking to make some coin or is there another reason you're helping me what you did at the crossroads
That's why they won't let you in right
I don't want to pay, I know I'm being a cheap ass, but bro I've been broke the whole game.
Won't finagle any coin out of me.
If there's another way in, I'll find it.
Maybe you will, maybe you won't.
Oh no, I'm not going to be able to find it, are I?
All the houses are going to be locked.
Okay, how much money do I have?
I have 514 coins.
Alright, what did you say?
What did you say?
No strong alcohol in the inventory.
Alchemy items.
I can't get my heels back
Okay, I'll give you your 15 bucks change your mind
Don't really feel like arguing with the guards years back when the old Lord still ruled
The blacksmith's boy went missing. Old Village looked for him.
Whatever, he's probably used it to buy some good food.
Finally found the boy in the river. He drowned.
Tragic. But how's that supposed to help me?
A few days on, an old woman who served the Lord found the boy's cat near the castle well.
So either he lost it there or he fell in the well.
Clever man. Village folk built a shrine where they found the large body.
body northwest of here where do you find an entrance to a passage nearby shrine
where is it exactly track would weave through the village follow it to the
bridge turn right past that then go on straight as piss till you get to a cross
street is this turn right again then follow that path up a hill shrine
Stands up on it right past the bridge then right again. I'll find it. Thanks
Thank you old man
I mean, I would have never found that I just assumed that the shortcut must have been inside the village
Wait, I can't even fix my fucking sword dude because
Because the blacksmith won't help me.
Okay, I'm gonna TP back to blackbow and get my sword fixed because my sword's been broken
for too long.
I need to fix this.
I'm gonna have to pay for that too though.
Hi.
Thank you.
Oh.
Uh...
No, no, no, no, no. How do I repair my thing?
How do I repair my shit?
Oh, is this a quest item?
All the clues to find some wish are here.
I'll take that.
Oh, it's so expensive!
Shop crafting repair.
Oh, here we go.
Okay.
A hundred coins?
Oh my god!
Uh, 94, so is, is high percent good?
I think high percent is bad, right?
I'm just gonna pair everything.
Oh, extra pair all.
There we go.
Yo, Star Glitter or Star G Teller, thank you for the five gifted, thank you!
Thank you, Star!
thank you thank you thank you oh wait my thing is not updating thank you star for
the five thank you so much thank you thank you thank you
how much durability it has left flame and Gwent bro I suck ass and Gwent I
I have no cards.
It's not good.
Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
Yeah?
No, I'm gonna wait until I get more coins,
more cards and I will, I will mug all these people.
You get cards from winning?
Oh.
Yeah?
I'm gonna lose, but I will try.
Up for a few rounds of Gwent.
You're literally missing the real gameplay.
I mean I'll just keep all these I guess, like I don't know what I'm doing.
8!
So what does the healing do?
Place in your opponent's battlefield, count stores your opponent's total, and draw two
cards from your deck.
Okay.
Um, adds plus 1 to all units in row excluding self.
Okay, um, I have a plan, I guess.
That kind of killed my plan.
not completely.
Do I skip here?
I think I lost.
I think it is over
Okay, that's huge
Oh, he passed where's one okay, and I have a spy card, so that's gonna give him five
Okay, I see to win one more
Oh, and I can use ice it'll cancel out the fight he gets from mother spy
Okay, wait, I've got this in the bag
Okay, yeah, I got this
I'm just gonna play everything just in case.
Alright well that's it, that's all I got.
Another snow card you passed.
My first win! My first win!
I win!
Now give me the cards boy!
Give me your great cards!
Give me some cards!
World's first victory!
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
Oh we didn't give me shit!
I got 10 crowns.
Yeah?
so they don't always give cards huh that's why I played it
inkeeper sell cards
what are you selling greetings salutations without you come from some
crazy glasses hard to say seen a lot of the world and plan to see more as have
Oh
You've got a peak if you don't mind they always give you one card if you win I mean I don't think he gave me any
You did get a card, okay
Well, we'll meet again. I know this
How do you know that? Oh
Oh, spoiler the boy's body was found, okay.
You spit on me?
do these NPCs are rude as hell?
and that lady was very sleepy
deserved?
what? I'm just a witcher
okay there's a quest back there I should grab this
let's go
are you about to scan me
help an old feeble woman
what's wrong
to the night last baby's pox taken profane shrine to verna the merciful
shrine's gotta be repaired as well take a rich
that is a ghoulish statue holy shit
that's a scary statue
Okay, sure. I'll help.
Whoa!
It's got boobies.
witcher restoring traditional roadside structures in wood just not my specialty
but Neville that's a witcher's calling and vandals are worse than beasts fine I
see any damaged shrines I'll take care of them won't go out of my way though
nothing's out of the way in these parts and the God so good at nine experience
point for that well that's a quest that I can do I guess I will have to keep an
eye out for disgusting fallen over statues I guess now what the hell like
is this one creepy no one wasn't falling over I guess but why are there
creepy statues everywhere. Reaky as hell. Okay, I have to be close to leveling up.
There's the shrine. Passage must be somewhere around here.
All step. Six summers. Okay. I think he gave directions for finding the cave, right?
But I already forgot what he said.
Oh wait, maybe it's that.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah.
Alright, time to go on Earth.
Can I get through here?
I can't.
Oops.
Oh, oh shit!
Oh, water hag!
Oh, the new monster for the Beastiary!
Okay, well, I'm lost as fuck.
Now, this almost looks promising.
Let me pull out my Porsche.
Oh, wait, here we go.
Have we found the secret path?
Maybe that old man didn't scan me after all.
I think it was worth the fifteen bucks.
You would never find that without the fifteen bucks unless you looked it up.
I
In for Zima now those were balls
Attended a few
Enough I don't care how you do it, but the deliveries must be weekly watch your stifling tea
No. Besides, you have another guest.
Oh! Oh damn, okay, he's not even trying to sneak around.
Aha! A defender of the downtrodden. Greetings.
News gets around quick. That it does.
When I learned you'd slaughtered my men, I thought you'd have your captured and hanged.
Or at least flogged.
But then I thought one tough cocker, if he bested that lot of cutthroats.
A man like him could prove useful.
Useful?
How?
That's the spirit!
We'll work well together.
I can see that already.
This way.
One thing.
You did well to behave this time.
Remember, I've still to decide what to do with you.
Which I shall do after we've spoken.
Do we kill this guy later? Is that a shield on his belt?
The smallest shield I've ever seen. Or is that a hat?
Maybe it's a hat.
A buckler? Isn't that a shield?
Um, what's this have- no, fuck this guy, fuck him.
to the matter at hand one philip strenger by the bloptits right here call me the
bloody baron the what the bloptits bloptits call me the butcher of blabberkin
are now who you are
we're a bloptit
talking how do you like it here in vellum didn't come here to talk about the scenery
You're wrong to avoid the topic. It's just probably what it sounds like, right?
And your uncle swamps and bogs. They're interesting to say the least.
I think it's just what it sounds like.
Someone loses their way around here. It becomes damn hard to find.
What are you getting at?
Many have lost loved ones here. Some their wives, others their daughters.
What's that supposed to mean?
That a threat?
Why, not as clever as I suspected it be.
Now it's no threat.
I'll spell it out for you.
I know who you're looking for.
She showed up some time ago.
Exhausted, wounded.
Oh shit!
Siri was here!
She's in a short town after a hard hunt.
Lighter or learn she come from the swamp
That's the first time we've seen her not as a kid in the game
Oh for theory
The Wild Hunt's trying to get her ass, bro
Oh, I'm playing a Siri!
If you play a Siri, you cannot access the inventory or use signs.
Whoa, I didn't know I get to play a Siri.
Ah, so how is her fighting?
Okay, it's like the same but faster.
Oh, what's she teleport to where she's white cooler?
What the heck?
He has the exact same battle music.
Oh
Cool you can come down damn her eyes are so green
Hello there, are you lost?
I guess.
Are you?
No, I never am.
I never lose my way.
If that's true, what are you doing so deeply, Faris?
looking for lost little girls what happened to you this it's nothing
dude she's so cool
how did you wind up here my father brought me he's way cooler than here at your alt
i'm sorry but it's true wait he's a way cooler i started down the trail and i saw a butterfly
and i ran to catch it and i lost my way
bro what's the feat imo why did he have you follow the trail of trees
did you not because we had nap to break our fast with i don't understand
i was naughty broke a jug stole all my milk i'm pulling it away parents must have no feet
Don't be a sensei, is it Cora?
What yes she is!
Look at her, what?
They're fighting Cora, she told us.
You and your father, when did you leave home?
This morning.
And did the sun warm your face?
Or your back?
It warmed my back.
So we must go east.
Come, I'll walk you home.
and explain to your parents that they must not lose their children in the woods.
They can't go home because of the wolf king and his pack.
No kings among wolves.
These have one.
And you've seen him?
Yes. I mean, no.
From behind a tree, he was huge.
With joint eyes and great fangs,
he was terribly disgustably horrific.
So maybe I'll learn how to actually fight the werewolves that I couldn't beat because
of the war.
That would be nice!
I'll kill them, don't worry!
Okay, the one thing I fear you can't do that, uh, Geralt can do that, that Geralt can
do that.
I'll kill them, don't worry.
Okay, the one thing I fear you can't do that, uh, Geralt can do that, Geralt can do that
Oh my god, they might ask you to get used to flying these.
Oh my god.
Y'all just blasted me.
Thank you for the 2 months.
Welcome back.
I'm trying to dodge.
You can come out now.
My little friend, my father believed me that.
Mine can do a lot more.
Come on.
Oh, is she talking about Charlotte or her actual dad?
Look!
There is something there.
Oh, wait here don't come any closer that the little girl's dad. No, but stay here
Must be something oh boy his arm is torn off. Why is he in a boat?
Oh!
Ow!
Oh, look at his eyes.
He was fishing in the middle of the woods!
Oh my god.
Ah, his chest is crushed.
Ribs probably pierced his lungs.
Something picked him up and threw him against the tree.
Hmm, something tore his leg off.
No, lured it off.
Yee, that's horrible!
Oh, I guess it's not, my dad.
Oh, I guess it's not, my dad.
And look away!
Hmm, what's this?
Maro's missing. Interesting.
Let's see. His live is gone.
Why are you digging through his belly?
Would you mind making certain your eyes are open?
How I can monitor all the droll, Emon? I was joking, it's fine.
The wolf king's no fantasy, it seems.
Oh wait, and then another one?
He's a werewolf.
What is that?!
He had a fool
Why does that does not that does not look like him at all the children get so smart
What is that
Good question
No silver, but I can make our still haven't crafted a single oil
You mean like we make from rapeseed
What a far more special oil
Aww.
He thinks of them as her family.
Okay, so we have to gather stuff, okay, one Wolfsbane.
I
I
I
Want more space
Until they return.
All right, I have everything now for a spot where I can build a fire, I'll do the oil in case.
Her bra's showing.
What are you doing? Greasing my blade.
See just how effective Uncle Mesami's formulae are.
Why are you looking?
I mean it's just part of the character design.
Our shirts just open.
It's just fine I guess, but why do they have their bra showing?
So I left her behind and now it looks like she's stuck or getting attacked or something.
I think I fucked up.
Oh, no, she's fine.
Okay.
I saw red dots on the map.
I will be leading actually because this child is way too slow.
a werewolf. Okay I guess I was supposed to do that quest way later. I don't know.
Well, this one did a regen a bunch of health.
You're lucky we came this way, found someone far less fortunate in the forest.
cause you killed it so fast? I guess? Well, I mean, damn, maybe Steri's just stronger.
She's just a little different.
The little one. No details.
You have bandages at home, since birth?
You're going to kill all two of me, unfortunately.
I've not missed, but my lord, he's a powerful man.
These shorts will help you.
Might even reward you for cutting the werewolves down.
Very well.
Lead us to you, Lord.
Yippee!
Damn, she's hungry as fuck!
Slopping that shit down!
Must've been starving.
Just who do you think you brought me, man? That's not me, daughter!
And the little one?
Neither, dammit!
Oh.
I think I know why I'm so...
Well, it might not be yours, the older one, but you've got to admit I like this.
That's downright striking.
So, any chance you want one?
Yeah, that looks just alike.
You'll not see one fucking copper!
Get out before I set my hands on you!
Damn.
So, is it you any good?
Very. Thank you. I've not eaten anything.
Care to say? Well, please do you like it.
I'd then prepare a bath for you once you've eaten.
And you can do with some...
Aw, he's nice!
To ladies
You in the guest room opposite the kitchen
Maybe he's not so bad. He's just missing his daughter.
We'll speak once he's rested
So I ordered my men to watch her and left her to rest and
Ah a topic for another time
The little girl who showed up here with Siri, what happened to her?
Kretka!
She's siphoned sound, helps out in the kitchen.
Siri told me of the girl's parents, what they decided.
So I decided not to send her last home.
She's fed here.
A roof over a warm corner she calls her own.
She wants to go to the theater.
What happened to Siri?
I've told you already.
A topic for another time.
That doesn't sound good.
I need every last bit of information available.
I understand.
But you see, it all happens.
My wife and daughter are missing as well.
I propose an exchange.
Find my loved ones.
And I shall tell you about the girl you seek.
All I know.
I think that's fair.
I think.
Thing is, can I trust you?
What guarantees do I have?
Haha, none whatsoever.
Only my word.
You know, I didn't like the beard at first, I thought he was rude, but he seems like
a decent guy, he just wants his family to be safe.
What if I refuse, cause I just don't want to?
Would you tell me to sod off, or go ahead, but then I'll tell you the sign, and what
Well, he's already kind of doing that.
He's one of the questions, have you searched?
Searched for all your stuff and dumb ass.
Tamara, my daughter turned 19 in the spring.
Slender lass, without yank tall, comes up to my shoulders.
Beautiful eyes, green, like her mother's.
Green eyes, like Harry.
My wife, Anna, has two score winters behind her.
Thou have she never admitted.
Dark hair, thick as tar.
Wait, what?
She's tied up in a bun.
Does that mean her ass is huge?
You trying to search for them?
Sent men out right away, but they're not suited to it.
It's one thing to rip up floorboards in search of a peasant in our suckered grind.
Finding a living person, they just don't know how.
Besides, Vellan's Norbert swamps in marshy woodland.
Plenty of time to find the next one if you're looking to hide it.
It's...
Something winter's behind her, though she'd never admit it.
This place...
No, not... never mind.
to be the only two women here the thing he said before that's what do you mean I
wanted for nothing here always call her old oh ribbons from to say the word had
your name I'm too behind her okay sure your wife and daughter weren't being
harassed I know that makes sense that makes sense a horde of horses but I know
their place or one of them so much as looked at Anna or Tamara crosswise I'd
cut him down like a dog maybe they were kidnapped cutting the enemies non-worth
mentioning worthless of the pricks and angry peasants is all none would dare
raise a finger against my family any of March of I've been eating dirt long
since anything unusual happened before they disappeared they had to
What differently do anything strange?
Unusual. Now.
Not long ago, peasants came to complain that a beast had ravaged a woman by the well.
Devoured another last before her.
Common occurrences in felon.
And my women, Anna, quiet as a mouse as ever.
And Tamara, occupied with her things.
Nothing more usual.
I'll need to know a lot more than that.
Can I see their rooms?
What for?
I need clues, anything to latch on to.
I'll not let a stranger pour through their belongings.
Want me to find them or not?
I do.
Then let me work.
Fine, but I shall go with you. The door's a lot.
Lots of women disappearing in this game.
I level up yet. Oh my god, I still haven't leveled up, dude.
I'm never going to hit level 4.
animals. Soaring bear trophies all once. Did I what she asked?
Haven't got a thing.
Papa, is that deer's womb on the other side of the wall?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
You see it there? What's that, trophy?
Ha ha ha!
I'm hitting any bastard who's hurt her.
I'm flying alive. Here it is.
Jam it! Jammed again!
The animation of him... beaten on the door...
Okay.
A map, perhaps?
Oh, a painting?
Don't mind if I do!
I will lose his wife. Hmm. Look happy enough.
Yoinkies!
What's this?
Oh.
I don't wonder who wanted to hide the hole. And what's on the other side?
Can I reach in?
Mangled bit of candlestick, someone smashed it against the wall and broke clear into the
wardrobe.
Getting interesting.
Might be more traces of fighting, gotta look around.
Fresh flowers.
He expects them to return any minute, take some...
Oh, wait!
Wait, that's so sad!
He's a softy.
He keeps fresh flowers in their room so it'll be all nice if they come back.
Fuck, but he really loves them!
And we got a help, bro.
Find his wife and his daughter.
Is this more loot I see?
Did you just spit on me?
Fucking asshole.
Oh my god this is a lot of lootable shit.
Wait guys we're gonna be fucking rich.
That's how we go to the merchant we sell this shit.
But it's a Samara.
We are more like a family.
We support each other and help each other survive tough moments, grapple with the past.
For each of us has a past, so you needn't worry about anyone digging into yours.
We've got a rule, never ask more than someone offers on their own.
The past doesn't matter to us.
Only the future does.
in our common fight against evil and depravity, against perverse and loathsome practices of
all kinds.
Okay.
One piece.
Oh, what is this?
A voodoo doll.
Very strange.
I need stick with pins to hurt someone a voodoo doll
Very strange some kind of witchcraft going on here
Oh, thank you for the 10 gifts there, thank you Oaf!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you so much Oaf, I really appreciate it, thank
you so so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Get out of my sight.
What is your problem?
Well, bring out the gimp.
Bring the gimp sleeping.
Well, I guess you just have to go wake him up now, won't you?
That's a gimp.
Holy.
Coming here was the best idea ever.
We're about to make bank.
Where'd the trail go?
Maybe he's a genius.
Oh, there's another passage right here.
Dude, I fucking love Looting in Games.
It satisfies my feminine gathering instinct.
Like, uh, I would do out in the wild, you know, if it were, like, a thousand years ago.
Yo, T-shoes, thanks for the 35 months!
Oh, it was locked! Okay, I guess that's what the key was for.
A lot of spirits, that'll be good for...
...being able to refresh my potions.
Yo, holy shit!
The Lush 88, thank you for the 50, Gaston!
Thank you the loose 88. Thank you. Thank you so much. Holy crap. Did I say loose right?
I'm always afraid I'm messing up people's names
Thank you
Oh, let me lay. Oh, let me lay. Thank you prayer
Okay, so
Eternal fire which warmest which light in our hearts and give us light heat us with my warmth dry our tears burn
our foes, embrace our friends and I care, give my mother health, punish my father, help
me fulfill a destiny!
Wait a second, what do you mean punish my father?
Are we not?
Is she not?
Are they not cool?
Hold on, maybe he's not as chill as I thought.
Why would she want her father to be punished?
Hello?
Hello?
Bullets?
Fucking shit either.
What is your problem?
Hello, Sir Baron.
You killed his friend? Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
Yeah! Yeah, I did do that!
Oh, yeah!
Chris, that's, uh, his other wife, right?
Why aren't you types of wooden rags? Say what image of a ground woman you could call me?
I'm sorry, please.
Oh no.
Found signs of a fight in the room. Know anything about that?
A fight? What are you talking about?
Someone was attacked. Probably your wife or daughter.
Whoever it was tried to defend themselves with a candlestick.
Missed the attacker. Bunkered the wall instead. They tussled too.
Oh, I don't know anything about this that knowledge. I was drunk don't remember a thing
You was drunk, huh?
Yeah, you were the only one in the castle
Maybe one of your men heard something three times. I asked I was bastard if I'd seen anything heard anything
No, they left him
Whole landing smells of wine tell me anything about that one of the lads must be
He was drinking wine, wasn't he?
Marry me?
Wait a second...
This isn't right, maybe his wife and daughter fucking left his ass!
It's a time ago any idea where she got it
None any witches are cunning women in the area
Oh cute lives near black now, and there's a cunning woman
Thank you
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
W.E.Tocchi.
Thank you so much.
Come off to see the peller.
Oh.
What?
Yeah, was that, did we really need to know about that?
So he skips a friend again, he freaks his way.
I'm level 4! Let's go! Let's go!
Okay, so I have a new slot. I could just...
Needed to unlock additional points and branch.
I mean, I'm probably just gonna quit. Oh wait, actually maybe I should...
Let's see...
Yo, NTC match! Thank you for another 5!
Thank you, match! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
And now I'm just thanking for the gifted!
Thank you, match! Thank you, Anonymous!
Oh, I'll apply the Blades of Frustration to cancel your poisoning.
Time has slowed when aiming bombs.
Well, every known level in Alchemy Formal increases maximum toxicity.
Oh...
Oops.
I don't really know what to get, I mean I'd have to un-equip something.
Oh during the day if I tell her just for a generation there's still 10 points per second
when not in combat.
That could be useful.
I mean I think I'll just keep my point for now and keep the damage.
Damage only build.
I think I got skabies.
Eww skabies.
What are skabies?
It's time to go to the houses.
It's the STD blisters.
Little bugs.
Why, those are like three different things, mites, skin lesions.
They're little bug bites
They're like fleas. No one knows
Why am I being hated on right now in the streets
Find the Pellers Hut or see
Hortie! Blacksmith?
Uh, I already went to the blacksmith to get one of it.
Hello, gentlemen.
I'm going to try to sell, um...
Hello, sir.
Would you like to buy a lot of shit I stole from the castle?
Alley, thanks for 54 months.
Welcome back.
Oh wait, this guy also plays Gwent.
Uh, ooh, a quest thing.
I will buy that, a saddle.
And then, um, it can be sold.
Wait, only for EAT?
Doesn't matter where I sell my stuff.
Ray Digi, thanks for 23 months.
Oh wait, wait, you're right, these are cards.
It does matter?
Yeah, cause it says these are...
These are...
EAT COINS.
There's no way, right?
It does matter.
Some merchants give better prices.
Only armor matters.
Uh, well I guess I'll bring this shit to another guy and see, um...
I guess we will see.
A few rounds of cards. Gwent specifically.
I don't know.
Add the decoy. What does the decoy do?
Is this called poor fucking infantry?
Uhhhh.
I don't know if I want these one costs, honestly.
Now?
I got a spy card.
Hmm.
Baaah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Duh, duh, duh, duh.
Hmm.
Dumur, thank you for the five gifts, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thanks, doomer!
I'm hoping that him having the healing catapult means he's going to put more catapults down.
So how does this work?
Maddox, use one car for your discard pile and play it instantly.
Oh wait!
Did I have none of my discard pile?
I got a spy.
I was gonna pass.
pass. I think I lose though. Like, everything.
Oh, he gave me another spy?
Ow.
Okay, I didn't know how the medic card worked.
I think I lose.
Oh, he passed.
I guess we pray now.
I do have a spy card, which should be pretty good.
This is going to be close.
And please give me enough to win.
I got an eight!
And I got a win thing.
I don't have any archers, so that should help a bit.
Oh, it's a fog.
It's fog.
Okay, he cancelled it out. Now I hope he doesn't have a rain card. That would really, really rain on my parade.
Place an extra card with the same name to double the strength of both cards.
Well, I don't have that, so...unfortunate.
Well, that's it for me!
I WON!
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Use leader?
Oh, I forgot that I have that.
Where's my food?
Alright, I got a card.
My food's here!
Okay, I got an Elven Spermisher card.
I'm gonna go get my Alfredo.
My favorite food in the whole world.
Hello! I have returned with Prasta. Hello, hello. Hello, hello. Red coins! Thanks for
eight months
Wait, these guys just chilling why they look dead. I just I'm stealing your stuff out
Spaw a cider for me or a bad drink
Very well
I was trying to loot and I accidentally spoke to him.
Remember at the beginning of this game, there's consequences for thieving.
I've robbed literally every single person I've come across and I've had zero problems
at all.
There hasn't been a single person left unrobed, and I don't think that there will be.
I think they're all gonna get robbed.
Faster.
We got that arseys whipped like a dopey.
What?
I'm gonna lose the whole world.
You have to do something to make money, but shit's expensive.
They were charging me $15 for figuring out how to get to the next part of the game.
Scoogie, thanks for 28 months.
John Karma will get you.
True, John Karma always wins.
He always wins.
John Karma has never lost in his life.
They can fucking force you, sounds.
We'll get help.
Hey look!
Some strip!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh my god, it comes with bread rolls!
We've got dibs on the chat with a long one.
It's in a Florida Illusion level 2.
Do I have to level that up in the character level menu?
I got marinara sauce.
They told me how to do it at the beginning of the game.
What is this ranch?
Yeah. Uh, maybe I should watch the Rella sticks. I wonder if they're too cold to do a cheese
pole. That'll cost a lot of money. Um. Maybe I'll try to use my point because I saved
the point, right? Why did they give me a branch? Maybe it's Marathon. Oh, right. I'm
Since Edward slipped in the outhouse, and he's got heart and pus to use all over him.
Okay guys, ready? I will attempt a cheese pole. It might be too cold though.
Oh, hi.
just so happens I need to have a live so if you agree to leave him alone yummy
I'm willing to tell you how to help Edric who the hell do you think you are a
witcher a witcher hear that boys either balance got a bumper crop of witches
or this is the bastard who put down our boys at the crossroads they got me okay
I'm gonna go home
Love what my delusion level
Am I not placed to do this
This one right
Axi, I probably just have it for next time, potentially.
Down. Oh wait, okay.
We cannot do that during combat.
Stop them still, you got this!
Wait, they're fucking me up!
Ow!
Why the bear just tell him to chill on me bro like I'm trying to help him find his his
ladies
Ow
Oh
His head full away
Shoot the bodies yepy
Hey anybody home
Open up and save
Gettles, who do they bring?
What's he doing?
Any girl?
Whoa!
A man, lay a wolf!
Great!
Now no cold.
It is he the Pellarowites.
Delicious.
You were expecting me.
Why?
the bones declared I should. They shall come who stench his rape and death, but the wolf
shall disperse them, the white wolf. And thus he comes. O men's never lie."
Recognize this.
Native spruce wood, strong-smelt juniper, designed to protect someone.
cut sprinkles with goat's blood, then tempered with an insense of earth smoke and juniper.
For Anna, to protect her.
You make the amulet.
Aye, sure it was the fella.
After the way of these four fathers, oversteel water in the light of a full moon.
Proper as amulets go.
He protected well.
She'd never have taken it off.
It was on the stairs, right?
From what oh, maybe it fell off the seeds. She was evil all around wanted to possess her
Oh magic for you from dark sources emerged
Can you be more specific? It's not from now speech not for the touch a small protective charm
Not a few more appellate to kick in Alfredo
I'm under daughter missing
They are
No, no, no, no
But the spirits could know the Pella will all get the spirits ask spirits great
Fine with me long as I know where to look where to find them lost lost must be found
Princess none better than princess for finding things who looks mad what it's fucking delicious
How do you not like chicken Alfredo princess my goat she's fled those men must have scared
her off let me get back to the arguing without the goat impossible no goat won't work well
I guess I have to help this guy find his goat can't seriously think I'm gonna chase down
You're getting annoying. I don't know what you mean, but I want to see the dialogue options.
Damn, that's final, I guess.
The quest says I must agree. I must agree.
31 thank you for the prime witcher will you find my princess the Pella will
prophesy soon as she returns
forget it I'm about to run around looking for a goat no princess no
prophecy no all getting help her and find his go witcher with
I saw white text that wasn't grayed out yet and I was like, I'll pick that one.
Brain rot.
I also love wild strawberries and raspberries.
I have so much in common with this goat.
Alright, well, it is, um, Pragmatta time, but I will play more of this tomorrow.
And uh, even though I have the cosplay tomorrow, I don't have to play the game tomorrow, so
So I can just fully play Witcher tomorrow.
Yes, wcapcom. Yes, indeed.
Yes, indeed.
Okay, it is time.
Get my shit set up.
PAPAPAPAPAPA.
PAPAP if PAPAPAPAPA.
There is the link. Thank you, Mr. Capcom
Okay, you can click the link if you want to check out the game and thank you Capcom for the sponsor.
Very nice.
We're probably going to do English for everything, right? I think that'd be fine.
Okay.
Just the image on the left is fine.
Just till the image in the middle screen disappears.
I can see that shit just fine.
Please enter your age. Oh, not zero.
Why do they ask for your age in games like this?
I guess it's for like their own personal data collection.
I don't know what their player base is like.
Well, I just messed up all their stats.
Dad Space, I will finally know what it is like to be a father.
you Father Simulator.
I repeat, this is Research Vessel Eurotus identification number Delta Lima Papa 1294
I don't know why I didn't expect the people who made a Resident Evil to make a game like
this.
A space game.
No, I'm BFBP.
Thanks for three months.
You got it.
Just hold on to your lunch.
Bring it in here.
No, I'm BSBP. Thanks for three months.
This is beautiful.
The announcement is I'm going to have a cart in Red Bull Soapbox Derby and I will be able
to stream the event.
So, we will be able to watch it, come on, you'll be able to see it.
I can't believe they can just print something that big.
That's loon filmin' for you.
Yeah, praise for me.
No, I don't break anything.
Yeah, with a G-man, thanks for 13 months.
Am I the only Brazilian here? No, they're not people from Brazil here.
answer our call. Well I don't know what but I see a lot of people talk about Brazil.
They flew all the way out here to clean up their mess.
They said they'd do with me to support you.
Excellent thanks for the gift, Seth.
I'll get that thing in there and scope it out.
Go up and switch the way.
Come on.
Some equals bad by the way.
But hold on.
Some equals bad.
Hold on.
Now I'll add it to the overland effect.
Yo, King Court, thanks for the gift, Ed.
What does it look like, though?
Do I want to have it?
Oh, wait.
Is there someone with the blonde girl?
I see someone's in it.
Oh, it's the daughter.
I promise.
The daughter?
Channel's online.
That's the way it's.
Thanks for the five gifted.
Thank you.
Cute.
Come on.
The item is thank you for the five.
Yes, chef.
All right.
There's Zork.
Thank you for the five.
Chef, chef, chef, chef, chef, chef, chef.
Thank you, chef.
Thank you.
Hey, man.
Thanks for the gift.
Over.
Launcher set.
Braun 25, thanks for the eight months.
Hey, come on.
Hey, just give me a moment here.
Ten more, you're such a...
scaredy-cat.
Where is our welcome party?
Can't believe I missed my daughter's birthday from this.
You got kids?
Another dad.
That sounds real.
Yo, June, thank you for the ten and Ali, thanks for the five.
Thanks, babe.
Thank you!
Shower time in the mix. Thank you.
I hope to be a dad one day.
Would you guys be pissed if I was your dad?
Yo, Detonus! Thank you for the 5!
Yo, holy shit! Oh, thank you for the 20 tempered lion!
Thank you for the 5!
He taught me thank you for the 10, thank you guys.
Holy shit, thank you, thank you.
You can be a mom, no, no, no, I can only be a dad.
You don't understand.
Right.
I will be a father.
Happy.
Just kidding.
OK, here we go, game play time.
NPC Matt, thank you for the 5.
Jay Trav, thank you for the 5.
Thank you guys.
Let me put this overlay on.
Where is it?
Do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Some more gift equal badge.
Thank you guys.
Can she still read chat or only subs?
I mean I try to read all the chats but I can't respond to everything.
I would be like way back in chat if I responded to everything.
Emma was our dad chat?
Oh thanks guys.
I'm a proud father I think.
Actually, I'm a disappointed father.
Wow, space!
I do read pretty much all of that unless I'm not looking at chat at all.
I mean most of the chats just emotes like, most of it I don't have to read anything.
It's just a victory.
I know.
So that's not as bad as it looks.
It's not just any 3D printer, it's called the LIM replicator.
Now, what do you want to know?
Okay, so, let's say you can print almost anything.
I heard this stuff, it makes breaks easy.
So, it seems crazy they're printing something that big.
You're right. LIM products tend to be on the deli-
Holy shit, it goes way up there!
It's just cheaper to rebuild something than to improve its quality.
Wait, you're saying this place could just collapse at any second?
Come on, man. You know better than that. They wouldn't skimp on safety standards.
Oh, surely they wouldn't.
You said it yourself. It's cheaper to rebuild.
Let me clarify. Buildings are made with a specialized replicator.
And that means what exactly?
Lunafillament is combined with other materials, and stability has improved at the cost of complexity.
So, it's a model that only handles construction?
Bingo. Any other questions?
Nah. Thanks, though.
Wasn't as tricky as I thought.
Oh. So maybe you can explain it next time.
This is probably the chillest chat I've ever been a part of.
Okay, that just cannot be true.
I don't believe it for a second.
Okay, so they didn't give me any kind of other objective, so I guess I'm just exploring.
Hello, sir!
What game is this? This is Pragmata! Capcom's new game!
You can climb the cargo to get up here.
It's a packing and shooting game.
Or you can be a father.
Luna Filament, refined from a mineral unique to the moon, known as Loonam.
Luna Filament can absorb and copy any information it comes in contact with,
required for various upgrades in the shelter.
Oh, you know Scooby, thanks for gifting a sub to Force In.
I can fly! You're on! Thanks for two months. S6GH, thank you for the five gifted. Thank you, thank you.
I need to climb up too. Very cool.
Woo! Over here!
Yes, sir.
Cool.
Capri put out two bangers this year, what will most likely be a third?
What's the third game?
What a mess.
I mean they probably will get like a, at least one or two game of the year contenders, right?
Well that just came out this year that was game of the year worthy.
I feel like I'm forgetting something else.
I feel like Mugenics will probably be for like Indie game of the year.
I'll have something else crazy comes out. Oh wait, it's Slay the Spire too, Indy.
Brazil 9. Yeah, yeah, but that's a Capcom game.
What's this rubble doing here?
We're gonna need some backup.
Are those robots in the cell things?
You know what I think? Play this fire tourmugianics is better.
You y'all! I don't think it's for the Prime. Thank you, welcome.
Oh, so long, Meg!
Welcome to the Cradle. Please state your request.
There is a path and then take us to the data center.
As you wish.
I feel like this thing is going to turn evil.
It just looks like something that would turn evil.
I'm going down here.
It's got laser, laser sword arms that's turning evil for sure.
I'm going to send most of the people here back to Earth soon anyway.
Just leave everything up to AI.
Yeah, and then they send us when the thing needs fixing.
Congrats on Master Baker.
I was rooting for you the whole time.
Thank you.
I was really happy to win.
I honestly was not expecting it. I thought that I was gonna like fumble or have some kind of trickery happen at the end.
Yo, it's Acro. Thanks for 19 months.
Master Baker for Game of the Year?
Contender for sure.
Uh oh. Remember they said this shit is really shiggly, 3D printed.
Poor shadowing.
I lost the power gun and you can see this for Jamie for a second.
That's Master's set, not Master's Bacer.
Now on Master's set, they would laugh at me before I even made it for uh, for uh, what's it called?
I don't think I'm a bad cook or anything. I'm definitely not anywhere near that power.
I'm talking over the war.
None of us saved the gifted.
Rob, here's the clinkers!
Oh!
Well, I'm more...
Right on the head.
That's leaving a dent for sure. Oh, nope. Oh, the robot's going down with me.
Lifeguard!
Oh! A child!
She trying to save him?
I need that for my brain whatever it is I need that for my brain whatever it is I need
I need that for my brain, whatever it is.
Something up there needs to be replaced.
Oh, she's fixing everything.
I told you, stay away from the weakening subject.
She's brilliant.
There you are. All better.
So why is there a child on this moon base?
You... you pissed me off.
I can't believe someone brought their kid out here.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh! Well, I told you that shit was becoming evil.
most predictable thing ever most predictable thing I've ever seen oh god
your weapon to attack oh my god it's an aiming thing
Oh, come on. I hate aiming with a controller.
Oh, she's trying to help. He doesn't get it.
I think I can help.
Right, I'm the first person that can fire a weapon.
I can't control protocols.
Analyze.
I'm burning the enemy.
Oh, it's a cyber-baezy.
Visualization complete.
Oh
She hacked oh reach the green exe node to hack targets
You're hacking in every game is like some kind of grid move the cursor across the hacking matrix and
Connected to the exe node to complete the hack placing enemies in an open state making them vulnerable
How do I do this
Hey, who did this to you?
What?
You're not human?
Tell me what's going on here.
Forget it.
Let's come back.
Let AI baby.
Captain?
Are you okay?
I cannot live without you.
I cannot.
I cannot.
I cannot.
Captain!
Get down!
James did not have an AI baby to help him.
Damn it!
I can't hurt him!
How am I supposed to do that?
Not heard.
It's locked.
I can open it!
If she can do everything.
Okay, aim.
Alt-W.
Okay.
Stop, stop.
Thanks for three months.
Hello.
Thank you.
Repair.
Rapalier, pair suit, integrity, and restores the wearer's HP.
Mold Q to recover.
cover
Now I want a kid so they can act for me
I know babies to do shit like that
It's time to be out, way out!
Oh!
Uhhhhhhh
What?
You just call that like a sports interesting. I think they're more blue open nodes enhance this hack increasing damage and keeping them exposed for a while
Dodging and jumping consume thruster gauge, when the gauge falls low set level, these actions are disabled.
I control his dodge, spaces jump.
Carried by a little bot kid.
You host a game
Hopefully nothing bad happens to the kids. I would be sad
Capcom would never right
The emergency mode activated.
Re-routed destination to the shelter.
Structural integrity afforded the most acceptable parameters.
The same voice actress as Emily reminds me of mine.
Really?
That's kind of crazy because they're both kids, but they sound really different.
It's a good voice actress, I mean.
Yo, Ricci! Thanks for 17 months. Welcome back.
What the hell happened here?
Mitch, thanks for 58 months.
Nicky, thanks for the gift sub.
I feel like they don't know though, that's like an American joke, right?
I feel like the UK, too.
It's global?
What, even in Asia?
Yeah, alright.
Oh, she likes it.
Dianna, you, Dianna, you, Dianna, you, Dianna, you, Dianna, you, Dianna, you!
Just...
HAHA!
So I'm done.
Shut the hell up.
Dianna.
Dianna!
Aw.
Guys, I kinda want to be a father now.
Guys, I kind of want to be a father now.
Nope, she's run off.
One pragmatic and one adult male detected. Welcome to the emergency show.
Very... you see she's just kind of creepy.
Yo Tenchi, thank you for the five gifts. Thank you. Enjoy your new badge.
Here's Diana Badge.
Level zero.
Yo, Silent Seth, thank you for the gift bid and J-Durden, thanks for four months.
Oh, she knows binary. She's so smart.
So, like, does the android, like, grow up, or is she just, I guess she's just a child forever?
The trial of land leading to the solar power plant is still running.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I hope we can ride the rail.
Kakashi, thanks for the 11 months.
What do you think?
It's not even that far.
Maybe it's part of the lore of the game.
I'm bedheaded gifted a sub to I Love Maple Story.
Thank you.
Hey, Anna.
Yeah?
What?
See the spot?
You think we can get here in one piece?
I guess you wouldn't know that, would you?
Nope, but I have an idea.
Really?
Yeah, we'll go, and if you don't get hurt, that means it's safe!
Let's go!
Great idea!
Sounds like a plan.
She's just so smart.
She's so smart.
The shelter is a place away from prying eyes and enemy interference, where you can safely
upgrade unlock abilities and adjust your loadout you can also use the tram to
travel around the cradle. Hey Johnny thank you for the 10 thank you. Thank you Johnny and Okinawa
Google thanks for 11 months. Thanks Johnny. Thank you thank you thank you. Well let's try our best Q.
Yeah I'm gonna need your support till I'm back home. It's pretty fun talking like this.
Let's talk a bunch while we have the chance.
Oh, we have the chance.
Let me ask you something.
Just how smart are you?
Smart?
What's that supposed to mean?
I don't have any special add-ons installed.
So you don't know anything about what's going on here?
Yep, no idea.
So you're about as useful as a chatbot, huh?
Adking seems pretty intense.
What exactly are you doing?
I'm a state of the art pregnetta, but Edis can't control it.
Yeah, so I've heard.
And like, I've always had this function that lets me manipulate data transmissions.
Then one day, I just tried it out. Pretty cool, huh?
Very awesome.
So you're like some super adaptable AI bot.
I'm not some AI bot. I'm a state of the art pregnetta.
And I spoke too soon.
Hi.
Vasas Das, Rem replicator, no data.
Andy, thanks for the gift subs.
Read us, mentally, practically, not this time in time.
Use upgrade components to enhance Hughes' primary unit
or super performance in Diana's hacking ability.
I don't have any upgrade materials, so I can't do that yet.
The bust is dust.
Terminal 4, require upgrading various items.
Exchange Lunafilament to upgrade weapons and hacking nodes or unlock new abilities.
Alright, well I'm too poor.
Pass 250, I have 126.
We can board the tram in the shelter, travel to tram stations and other sectors, either
the starting point or any open escape hatch before departure, review your loadout, and
make any adjustments needed for the battles ahead.
Well, I don't think I can do much right now, so I guess we shall go here.
No huge thank you for the prime welcome. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Why is it so dark?
Warning anomaly detected this power plant has entered a mode emergency mode cradle power output is currently limited to
35% of standard capacity
Trans and supplementary facilities are now non-operational.
The Restore Full Functionality Restores the Main Power Generator on the top floor under Administrator Supervision.
Okay?
You know, Sleepy Dwagon, thanks for 40 months.
Oh, shit!
Upgrade weapons- Oh, okay.
So I guess I have to be checking nooks and crannies for these things.
Can I go back and use it right now?
I- I can't.
Maybe I can.
You know what? I'm just gonna use it, why not?
Okay, I think that they cost one each, the upgrades.
Okay, let's see.
Um, suit HP, damage, hacking.
Uh, I'm gonna just go for damage.
I always do this shit.
All right, well, back out we go.
Yeah, who needs HP?
Or defense or anything that isn't damaged
Hussies that's who
Looks like we have a power switch nearby. Let's go find it low battery that way to the left
Nope. Yeah, thank you for showing me where the left is
Cuz I am an idiot now. I'm gonna check what's over here
locked
Clock door, okay, you know, I'm external. Thanks for subbing. Welcome
That is scandaly analyzes thrown the surrounding marks objects or other important locations with icons
He's scanning
Closed
I'm not sure what that was.
I'm not sure what that was.
Wow, is he leaving?
He's leaving.
The top floor, huh?
Oh, that's- Oh!
Here's my- Ah, shit.
Yes!
We did it!
Why didn't it work?
Did you do something bad?
Just doing my job.
Was that a kill?
procedures from Liam to Allen or to Liam from Allen. Every rookie on the team gets
thrown off by their first lockdown drill. You're not alone. Just operate the
terminals located in the inactive sector to disengage the locks. Most problems
sort themselves out once you're at the controls. Good luck. To Liam from Jacob.
It's kind of my attention that a simple mistake I made got caught on the hologram
and now the recording is being spread around the cradle. I enjoy my work but
And it doesn't foster a positive work environment knowing that everything I do could be the
subject of criticism or a joke.
Is it really necessary for all operations to be recorded with such strict surveillance?
So this is, is replying, I regret to inform you upon joining the cradle, you agreed to
a contract acknowledging that all areas except for designated private zones are subject to
continuous 24 hour surveillance.
Honestly, I sometimes wonder if the company is pushing the boundaries with this policy.
But I suppose Delphi wants to leverage his access to say of the art tech the string security measures cradle-wide
I'm sorry. I could not provide a more concrete answer for us to show your concerns have been noted
So what did he do though? It was so embarrassing
Jump to dodge
Oh, I see if it's like in jump-dash
My God, there's a clanker on the table.
He baked a scone?
Stop!
So funny.
Through baking scones is always a mistake.
X not kills thanks for two months.
The scone incident?
Yeah, I don't- we don't talk about the scones, bro.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Mercy kit that repairs minor damage to your suit.
So it didn't full heal me, but...
It's okay.
Oh!
I have got you, Planker!
Oh shit, a golden cube thing!
Okay, I have to make sure to try to figure out how to get that.
I like the hacking in this game.
Press the prompted buttons in order from the outer ring inward.
What?
Oh.
What?
Okay.
Um, looks like there's another lock I need to find.
Yippee!
A cube!
I love the cube!
Okay, well let me see if there's anything I missed over here.
There's still so much.
Ah, this is a wall.
Okay.
Welcome here. I wonder if cradle staff had easy access. Maybe? I'm not sure
Any robots around I want to fuck with us
Oh shit.
Oh I'm reloading.
Oh shit.
I see what I did wrong though.
Just let Diana kill me.
Are you gonna kill the first one?
I'm sorry!
I thought he was dead.
He just kept going.
Mercy exit allowing travel to and from the shelter.
We still lower tram stop, hold EO and target to unlock and enable use.
Back to the shelter, you get a grade print over here, okay?
Be aware the enemies will respawn, okay?
So it's a bonfire, basically.
You can use this to go back to the shelter.
What?
Come on.
If things get crazy, we can head back for a breather.
Yippee.
You're gonna kill the client girl on your back. She's nice.
Nice mega red, thanks for 11 months.
Upgrade her hacking damage, I guess.
Oh wait, I think I can afford some upgrade here.
Hacking attachments.
Upgrades to repair cartridge which increases the device's repair output.
But I guess I'll just get that.
I could afford it or not.
Prepare up.
Yo blicks, one X.
Thank you for the gift this up.
Oh, wait, what are these things?
I guess there's like loot I haven't found or something.
In each area.
Looks like I have stuff I need to collect.
I can find it.
Oh, how many did he get?
Oh my goodness, five locks?
Is that what that is?
Five locks?
Well, he was saying two locks for making him feel unwelcome.
first one down. Five locks! Good grief! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,
bad. Okay, so hang up through here.
Maybe I can go down here.
What was this?
A shockwave gun!
I can specialize in frontal suppression, fires powerful close range shockwaves, and makes
them easier to stagger.
Cool.
Alright, I got this shockwave gun.
Oh!
That is sick.
Oh my god, what the hell are you?
Oh my god, what the hell are you?
He's just working?
This fucking thing is tough as hell.
Crusky, thanks for the prime.
Okay, three more to go.
He can't swear.
Oh, you're right.
He's got a kid with him.
So, of course, he can't swear.
What was I thinking?
Bad, bad father making fun of him for not cursing.
But that's a cute detail.
He doesn't curse in front of the kid.
Capcom storytelling thing.
She's a robot.
Oh, that looks like a lock, doesn't it?
Another gun!
A stasis net.
A tactical unit that fires a spherical electromagnetic net.
It expands on impact and mobilizing enemies when it's raised for a short time.
Are the other guns consumable?
Once you use the bullets, they're gone, so you pick it up again.
A CVS, thank you for the five months.
Thanks.
Thanks for saying so.
can we stop moving?
Can I help you help me?
That's gonna be the same.
Two more!
Can I go through here?
Hop! Hop!
Hop!
Oh, that's a high-speed hop!
I'm just gonna keep hacking them.
Those are packed damage, folks.
No!
Get him Diana!
Oh!
I feel like I just got one shot.
I feel like I just got one shot.
Oh my goodness.
Is everything okay?
I'm alive.
You know what?
I'm going to get some HP.
I guess.
guys well keep it uh keep it even i suppose yo livey livey one thanks for
subbing and pasta on zuma thank you for subbing welcome guys thank you
hey you remember that pressure bot it's pretty slow but it's not it's already
fucking kidding me there are super strong so we gotta hack them first
Yeah, those guys are a tough nut to crack.
I thought other spaces now dropped. Okay.
Oh, you're supposed to jump!
Uh...
I see. Ozzy, thanks for the gift up to Wajido, hell yeah. And CBT, uh, Sunlit Head of Hair
6-7. CBT Sunlit Head of Hair 6-7. Wow, thank you for the sub. What a name. I had to read
twice to make sure I got one more shotgun bullet probably grab this in case I
Oh wait, there's one over there too.
Okay, I made it.
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh.
Maybe I can climb up here and grab this.
Ow!
No.
I really want that cube.
I didn't think I was close enough, though, to make it with a dash.
I will try it, though.
I feel like it's important.
Oh wait, maybe if I go from here, actually.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Okay, well, it slides right off there.
What was the idea, I guess?
There was an idea I guess.
Oh.
Hell parkour.
I'm sorry.
We're gonna put a target in front of us.
Hi.
Hi.
Watch out, get more.
And maybe I can drop down from up here.
Okay, where is the optimal drop down place?
Yes!
And I see another one down there, but I'm going to be getting upgrades like crazy.
What's incoming?
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh yeah, why? The controls feel kinda...
It's all I know I used to run.
We're a great team.
I think I'm done.
I got it.
I got it.
So I thought that was something that would come down.
Okay I need one more.
Oh, there it is.
Ah!
Okay, that's the last lock.
locks. Oh wait, no, there's two more locks. Okay, I need two more. Hell yeah. If you guys
are interested in checking out the game or if you just like clicking links, you can click
my link below or in the chat. I like clicking links. Oh nice, another kill. I'm gonna get
so many upgrades next time I go back. What the heck? Oh, it's shortcut, okay. I'm just
It's gonna go send my gold cubes, I guess.
Profi, thanks for 47 months!
Thank you!
Hi Diana!
How's this upgrade, everything, guys?
Is that the 4-2?
Sick.
Yippee!
Alright, here we go.
Where's the door?
Right here.
Okay.
Um...
I don't need that.
I don't need that.
I don't need that.
What is that?
Oh, plus 100.
Okay, that'll be some fat upgrades too.
Uh, was there anything else I was supposed to do?
Oh, I'll get back up.
Oh, wait, I see.
Okay, so this moves everything.
Okay, I see.
I see.
Climb! Thank God.
Is that all that's down here?
There's gotta be more, right?
I still have two locks out of bounds.
I'm so fucking stupid. That's like the third time I've done that.
Oh my god.
Oh wait.
I see one, I think.
Okay so I think I just do that one from the door but then where's the other one that I'm
missing?
What's in this fucking target?
I love to stand in there.
I think I came over here already.
Alright, so there's that one. I think I'm gonna go through here.
Okay, one more.
Oh, I think there was a hallway that I didn't go down.
Uh-oh.
Oh, I know it was here.
I died here and I never came back.
Oh
Oh, it's on the ceiling!
Oh wait, so the only thing I got was not a lock.
That's a... how many now?
That was four!
A cube!
Looks like the printing is stuck here.
Definitely can't go that way.
Okay, so this leads back, right?
So, there should be one more, I think down that way.
I didn't go all the way down.
Oh wait, oh no, there's a lock down.
I'm stupid.
What the fuck are you talking about?
So stupid.
That's my trick.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Look out, there's more.
So cute.
So cute.
Woohoo!
I'm definitely getting a little more comfortable with this.
Yeah, I don't think I went down this hallway.
See, thank you for the gift, then.
Enjoy your new dynamae.
Thank you.
I'm here!
Oops, that was the wrong guy.
Now it's mine.
That's a lot.
That was late.
Ooh, plus 100!
Stop!
Well, that should be the last one, right?
Next thing you for the gift is
Guys, if you gift yourself, you get a Diana badge.
Upgrade.
I was supposed to upgrade, I think.
Not cool that Twitch is doing that for a bunch of games.
Wait, I am still missing one.
Wait a second.
Where have I been then?
Yo, Matt, thank you for the sub.
Did I miss them back here, Saul?
Hmm, recipe thingy for the gifted.
Blind.
Oh, I don't have any heals.
Um...
Nox, thank you for the gift to Jo. She thinks the gift in mine, 8k yours. Thank you for the gift, dude.
Did I pass it and not see it?
Try scanning. Oh yeah, I forgot that's a thing.
Um, tell me to go up there.
A problem is, I don't know how to get up there.
Okay, well, we will try to go up.
I forgot that Diana is just a robot that can do everything.
Oh, there it is.
Sick.
I am blind.
I didn't notice that after I killed the two robots up here.
Yo, Mr. Sona Cool, thank you for the fives.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Hope you restore all the rations.
That's fine.
That was the last of them.
Uh-oh.
All right, I'm gonna go spend my shit perfect
Feel like I probably found every cube in that area right?
Oh, I don't know if I can afford any upgrades actually
I'm gonna more HP
Everything costs to now
Now, okay, face, ooh.
TAC units are a class of high power weapons
specialized for inflicting heavy damage or staggering
performance scales according to upgrade level.
TAC units are a class of weapons that increase options
and aid breakthroughs.
They shift the battlefield crate openings
and assist in hacking performance scales
according to upgrade level.
Unit schematic registry updated,
principle inventory has been expanded.
Mmm, fire rescue gotta get to the sub-bizoidal, thank you.
I'm gonna upgrade my guns, and upgrade my attachments, thruster charges.
I'm gonna just get that.
And then, uh, okay, so now I can upgrade.
I'm gonna focus on those shotguns, I think.
We're only at 10, thank you for the 4 months.
I really like the shotguns, I'm just gonna put as much of that as I can.
And I guess I'll use my left over on the next one.
Alright, cool, big upgrades.
Yippee!
Do I have to grab the weapons or is it just auto?
Hey, yo bull, thank you for the gift, Ted.
Nothing to lower out.
Prince and Girapina equipped at the tram terminal menu and taken from the shelter to any sector.
Okay, so... okay.
Rantos, thanks for the sub.
Alright, time to go through the big door with five locks.
Better be some good shit.
Miku Lover 39-69, thank you for 4 months.
Ouchie.
Oh, cute.
Reach the top floor.
Man, this looks like it goes down.
I
Listen, I think for five months the blue part there's all ocean look outside and you can see from here
That's weird
I wonder if I have to go here.
Oh, okay.
The printer's busted.
The data here looks alright.
The ocean.
Water everywhere.
That's hard to appreciate when it's just the hash.
Yo GM, ninja, I'll get you the shelter.
for the gift.
Really?
I want to see!
A cute small spinning globe.
Some days the world can feel so big.
Other days it can feel so very small.
This can be given to Diana in the shelter.
So it can be a gift?
Like I can print it and give it to her or what?
What the hell?
That is so Capcom. I was like I don't know what that is but I probably need to shoot it I guess.
Thank you for purchasing Read Earth Memory.
Project ID 583. Simply insert this REM chip into a supported replicator to
effortlessly generate furniture, displays, and more. While you're looking to
refresh your interior, recreate a memorable scene or set up a temporary
office, let your creativity guide you. Green shape live. This week's replicator
meal menu. Serving up fresh nutritious replicator meals daily. Only at the third
floor cafeteria. Today's menu is roast beef, seaweed salad, fish and chips, and pudding.
Thank you for your valuable feedback. We remain committed to improving our replicator meals
to meet their taste and nutritional expectations from Food Research and Replication Department.
I was obsessed with fish and chips when I was a kid, I kind of outgrown it though, damn.
Maybe it's I was more British in my youth.
Welcome to the solar power plant!
The key to living on the moon and advancing research and development was ensuring access to a stable power supply.
Fair to say that the advanced systems in place at our solar power plant have been the backbone for supporting Delphi's development and expansion at the cradle.
Delphi Corporation.
Harden's suit increases max HP by 10%.
Okay.
Equipping mods, boost specific abilities, or grant special effects, change loadouts at the tram terminal.
That'll make your suit work better!
Sandman, thanks for the gift, dude!
Time to forget you!
Nice.
Sandman, thanks for the gift, sub!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
Oh
Hello, oh give presents
Did her eat the shelter!
Oooooooh!
Obtained one cabin coin.
On the series, electronic coins featuring a smiling robot in a hat. Better hold on to it just in case.
gift a read earth memory to Diana in the shelter and print it using the realm
replicator while rams have no real practical value they might keep her
entertained for a while oh I see okay so that's what these things are
Awww.
What are all these? I want more REMs, you.
She's spoiled now! You just got one!
What makes the Earth seem small? Like it's easy to just go anywhere.
It's not that easy.
But I know it's actually way bigger than the moon. Isn't that weird?
That's crazy.
Crazy.
same thing when I was your age. That if I worked hard enough, I could go anywhere. The truth is,
if you're up for it, nothing's stopping you. You know, the more I'm around you, the more you
seem like a real kid. I wonder how many bots like you are hanging around here. Not many,
because I'm specially made. And DI-03367, the state-of-the-art pragmatic creator of the cradle.
Here you go again. Diana, I heard you.
No!
How nice
Okay, I don't think I have enough to get a upgrade. I do not I need to now
All right back out we go. I gave her her little globe and
I will equip the hardened suit mod
Perfect
Okay
Lovely
How long is the camp? I heard that this game is only about like 9 to 12 hours.
Depending on how officially you play it.
Where am I supposed to go?
Special design to protect and carry repair cartridges.
For these repair cartridges, you can hold by one.
Sick. Okay, I have two videos now.
Get toilet.
Some little bots are like war machines, huh?
Well, now I'm gonna have to fight some.
I don't know if I like that.
Mine is scary.
Yeah, it's Fruit Loop. Thanks for the gift, sir.
Hacking nodes yellow have special effects that trigger and pass through while completing a hack.
Passing through multiple nodes of the same type increases effectiveness. These nodes will only be used a limited number of times.
I can know the disrupts enemy internal systems and temporarily increasing damage dealt
Oh, it's very important.
Love yellow heels.
Help me go.
Uh oh.
Oh god.
I
These are some war machine
Yeah, I'm okay. That yellow one does really crazy damage.
I'll have to wait for Johnny. Are we there yet?
I'm sure.
Yo, Zeonie. Thank you for the two months.
Okay, we're at the top floor.
We made it. So now where do we find the main power train?
This will make it easier to take them harder.
What am I picking them up or dropping them? Okay, let's get my thing.
I only have three of those at a time.
There's a lot of fighting stuff around here, which is kind of suspicious and usually means
there's going to be a boss fight in this room soon.
I've played these games before. These Capcom games.
6 people saved.
Oh.
Granted, unauthorized access detected.
Severing primary selection.
Uh-oh.
War machine.
Unregistered guests are forbidden from this area.
A mission has accepted our protocol.
Scanning.
I've been identified.
We're going to have to fight our way through.
Oh my god.
At least a critical shot, a powerful fall of attack, when you're a downed enemy.
Take this!
Ah, is it as cool as Leon?
Yes, it is!
There he is!
Now, let me try it!
When the hacking gauge fills, the ansibility overdrive protocol can be activated.
When you use it, it opens nearby enemies, the mobiles are briefly in deals damage.
The gauge fills by hacking press X when the gauge is full to activate.
And the hacking gauge fills the ansibility with reactivated weapons.
See the brass.
Are you standing there? I hit him with the met-gun.
There was a little guy.
Oh, god, this is a little bit more.
Mario.
And kick.
Oh.
There we go, the last hit.
You like 60 things for something?
Yeah, baby. We did it!
I mean, she is a baby, yeah.
This is how we say, good job!
Aww!
What the fuck was that? I didn't like that at all!
Dean Dookie, thanks for nine months.
Okay, plus 300.
All right, we got the shelter license key.
Oh, my boy, thanks for the 17 months.
Let's just take it back to the shelter.
Oh, how do I get back down?
Oh, cube!
I know!
I saw a cube!
What?
How do I go back?
No!
Ronaldo, thanks for the sub.
Flupshee, thanks for the sub.
Fuck, fuck, my cube, dude.
That should take care of the cradle's power problem.
Next up, the MPA and the colt's power.
We gotta go back.
We gotta go back.
I'm not doing anything till I go back.
What is that thing?
I'm gonna get a better look.
Wait!
What the?
Oh wait, that looks like the weird helmet I got before, right?
Cabin, you're one stop companion for all things shelter.
Companion, huh? So where you been all this time?
We believe you have a shelter of license key in your possession.
This thing?
We wanted out the giant fox!
Look out. What up?
Thank you.
I must clean them and hurry.
We have been, let's say, asleep, but that device woke us up.
Leaving us available to offer you our wide range of invaluable services.
Funnish was here. The shelter level upgraded. Central Terminal is now in the showroom.
R-E-M, Replicator Beta, now online and ready to serve.
Nice, so I'll just equip with a level system, okay?
Sick.
Um, my name's Romi, I've been dealing with Watt lately and I've been thinking about,
is there anything you can do or advice to get through?
I mean, I don't know if I'm the best person to ask, but whenever I'm dealing with stuff,
I just try to keep myself busy.
Cause I mean, I don't know if like this, like people really want to hear this, but I, you
You know, everyone kind of goes through stuff that's like a human thing, but all you can really do is just keep going until, you know, you find it, like, it gets better, like, that might sound kind of dark, but to me, that's not dark, like, there's a lot of stuff to do in life, a lot of fun and good things, and a lot of bad things too.
Since we printed the globe, they both appeared at the same time.
I see. Looks like we got some freebies.
Freebies?
The person who made that R.E.M. put in a little extra to cheer us up.
I see!
I did not say do drugs!
No, don't do drugs or drink alcohol.
I'm sure they got the message.
Oh my god, I remember there was something like fucked up, bro.
So there was someone who like ten years ago, right?
I was like venting them about something, like telling them like some fucked up stuff in my life.
they're like damn bro yeah I don't I don't know man that's a lot how are you I
guess I would just drink a lot to not think about it and I was like why like
even when I was 18 I couldn't even drink legally yet and then I found out later
that person became an alcoholic I like well I guess they took their own advice
that is unfortunate don't drink guys especially not if you're sad
Dude, I'm trying to go get my key room!
Oh my god.
Don't drink for depression nor cheat on your wife. That's good advice too.
Don't cheat. That will just make everything worse.
Okay, maybe this is like an ignorant question, but I don't like, if you get the urge to like
urge to cheat on someone, does that mean you just haven't liked them in a long time anyway?
So why don't you just be like, hey, I'm sorry.
Like, I don't think the relationship,
I'm really happy in it, and then go do stuff with another person.
Like, I don't know.
I mean, I've heard all the reasons people sheep at me.
It's just stupid.
Besides the moral stuff, or obviously hurting someone
that you're supposed to care about,
it's just self-destructive.
Like, it fucks you over too.
I guess we all just have bad self-control, huh?
What am I doing here?
You're leaving so soon?
Have a pleasant journey.
The fuck is that?
Read more about bots here.
I'll brush the sun rays of... Okay, so this is like the beef ski area, I guess.
Quite the eye organ.
Oh yes, this is one of our pleas, enjoy your purchase.
I feel like I'm never going to use that shit, okay?
Let me go back to, um... Unfilled slosh in your loadout.
Okay, mass production.
Where?
Power plant.
Oh, if there's a reed earth memory here somewhere that I didn't find.
Akira, thanks for the one year!
Okay, this is where I was supposed to go, right?
I wonder if her scan will find the REM.
Who's that?
Oh, okay.
I want to find it, it's a little present for her.
Maybe it's at the top.
Because I mean that cube was at the top, I didn't see it.
Is it up here?
No.
They get a shard.
Okay.
I'm not seeing anywhere.
That's a fight all the things again just to get back to the top.
I'm a mid-hacker.
I keep skipping the important stuff.
I mean, sometimes it's just an affordable spot.
Well, I'm farming more currency, at least, so it's not a complete waste of time.
I did not die at the boss!
So I'm just going back up here because I saw there was a cube.
Wait.
Guys, I think it wasn't a cube.
I think it was just one of those yellow things.
KG, thanks for the five months.
Why are the nodes the same color?
OK, well, I think there actually wasn't anything up here.
Do I have to go all the way back down?
This is a fucking gremlin' bro.
Yes, we should.
Well, I don't know where the other REM thing is.
Let's get more damage.
Sick.
Let's head to the comms tower.
Thanks for two months and clout wav.
Thanks for two months.
Okay, let's go here.
Sick.
Wath or clout wave?
Does that, does that matter?
I'm sorry I cannot read.
Hey!
I had a feeling there'd be a cube back there.
Sneaky little thing.
You must check every nook and cranny.
for cubes. I'm feeding for the cubes. Nova Knight, thanks for subbing.
Both of them.
Kitty! That was our cat!
Hey, wait!
Every girl likes cats. You should know this queue.
No! Come back!
Why does the cat look like it's glowing, is it real?
I don't think that cat's real, bro.
The cat was a beat.
What are you doing?
You're trying to hurt yourself.
If I break it, you can just fix me back up.
That's not the point.
He already thinks of her like a daughter, doesn't he?
Aw, I mean, he does need her to fight the robots, but uh, you know.
Yeah, where did all the people go?
What is that?
What is that?
Oh my god, it's a robot spider.
I don't like that at all.
Oh my god, it's a robot spider.
I don't like that at all.
Hey, a cube!
I love cube.
To all personnel, the mass production array uses a massive limb replicator installed
in the ceiling to test print structures, capital ships and jumbo airliners.
Because the area will be sealed off by heavy bulkheads.
When you hear an announcement, please evacuate the area immediately.
An announcement? Okay.
Look at that!
Look at what?
What is all this?
Data access request denied. Details.
The inquiry keyword Pragmat is classified at security level 6.
Only a summary is available for viewing. Pragmat overview.
A high functioning, autonomous prosthetic body with a simulated organic structure.
Currently undergoing operational testing in limited sectors.
Due to differing design concepts, it is not compatible with standard workbots commonly used throughout the cradle.
Semi-organic
I mean, you kind of just assume she needs to be watched, like you probably find out her
own without him.
He wants to be the protector.
Cube!
I love cube.
I love cube.
Look! I think that's the Pond's tower!
What? Where?
There! That big one! Right in the middle!
Whoa!
Holy shit! What the fuck?
Wow!
Holy shit!
Wouldn't you look at that!
Damn, they got a whole city on the moon.
So cool.
Pretty.
Oh, we got to go down.
Oh, they even have offices.
Whee!
A cube!
Man, they're actually everywhere. There's so many
Another cube I just sniff him out like a dog. I love the cube
I don't inside anything's now always full of fresh beans and fresh milk
Dianas. Eww. What the fuck? Easy milk. Eww. I don't know how I feel about that. It's
a coffee place? I mean do you want your coffee to be described as full of beans and milk?
I mean I guess it's accurate, probably right, but damn what?
Ugh.
Uh oh.
Five left.
So useful.
Uh-oh.
Oh!
It's cold!
Those are terrifying.
It didn't all like that.
Let me activate this.
Need blunt fire.
Any cubes? Any cubes?
Any cubes? Wait, he's the one I was supposed to go, is it?
Yo Mikey, thanks for 13 months! Thank you!
I hope you've been doing well. I've been doing great!
Onerotically great! Thank you so much! Hope you've been well too!
I think it's okay. Oh, no. The
right blaster. Uh, arcing
concussive rounds, damage and
knockback in a wide area.
Briefly downing foes for fall
up attacks or hacks. Okay. Uh,
wait after places. I mean, I
Just walk down.
All right.
Holy.
It's actually a big damage.
That's it.
Cube, any cube?
No cube.
Yo, Ramyeon and Tuts E2.
And then Tuts E2, thank you guys for being gifted, enjoy your Iannabash.
This isn't really the city, it's more like your average shopping area.
Red gate zone.
Sure does.
Aw, she wants to go to Earth.
So you're just a robot.
You live on the moon.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Did I miss it or did I just not do anything?
I just dodged that one out.
Isn't he in Thanks for the Gifted?
Enjoy your Diana Battle.
Blood means no moving.
That's right, Ryan, you're so smart.
I mean, humans got a certain warmth to it.
NVIDIA, thanks for 8 months.
Oh, over 36 degrees Celsius, right?
No, just for 2 years.
What, chest?
Holly, true King, D, thanks for 2 years.
Jurgen's fine, thank you for the 10 gifted.
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm sorry.
I did it.
And for Oshua, thank you for the 5.
Thank you.
Oh, boy, I can't even get in there.
What the heck?
And maybe if I go up here?
Thank you, Yergenstein.
Thank you, Foroshua.
Thank you, bye, so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh, yeah, OK.
I'm up here.
What is this?
Got it!
Open the, OK, what does that do?
Extended Breach. Open enemy's stay exposed for 15% longer.
I select a mod.
I see.
Vivid Stars. Thanks for gifting a sub for Canute.
Hell yeah.
I love that.
A cube!
I almost didn't see that one, it was sneaky sneaky.
I got you though.
I have sick cubes.
I'm going to get some big upgrades.
Oh no the cube!
That's not cute everyone.
It's a half upgrade.
Yeah, opening multiple targets, open time is extended while damage to effective targets is reduced.
Link's enemies together are opening multiple targets.
No, I miss. Thank you for the tube. Yes, there's so many jobs. That's right. We can.
I have so much upgrade materials.
Uh, do I have something back here?
OK, now this is the one I'm supposed to go, I think.
Cue the earth for everywhere.
I always have to be on the lookout.
Ooh, the spicy BBQ burger with cheddar cheese!
Only $6!
That's pretty good!
Wow, food is cheap on the moon, huh?
Oh wait, this is back where I was, isn't it?
Maybe I go fight those babies.
How the heck did I end up in this mess?
We can come here and make a story alive.
Is he the one who called you?
No, that was James, the captain.
This area is extremely dangerous, carrying this red zone will unlock a section of a stamp board.
Use the red gate key. Okay.
This is a dangerous area. I gotta be on high alert.
Oh
Shit this music is
Oh my god, there's so many of them.
This is a tight knit area too!
His face isn't that...
Oh wait, I forgot the riot blaster.
I should probably use that.
I
Do no damage also hard
I've pressed the wrong blinding jump.
Woohoo!
We did it!
Oh, I can get this now.
Alright, what do we have?
Lunam, rare high quality chunk of Lunam capable of upgrading equipment to a
high level of function.
Well
Once we need to go up now looks like
James was calling the collective
Is it James dead?
Are you sure James dead?
I can't see all six for 19 months. How are you liking the game? I like it. I wish I
Maybe I should have finished this before I started witcher. Maybe I'll just play this one off stream though. Unless y'all want me to play it on stream
It's short, it's like 12 hours, right?
I mean, that's still like, there's like two streams.
Yo, Jekyll, thank you for the 4 months.
I don't want that class going on over here.
I don't like this.
much moonstaff, moonjuice.
Oh my god, I forgot about this! The six locks! I've done two! Holy fuck!
They aren't connected, so...
They don't look like that.
They don't look like that.
New York back then, standing here, it feels just like being on Earth.
It's as if the New York I saw as a child is right before my eyes.
It's not just about meeting the basic conditions for life.
We humans need landscapes that can hold our memories, places to call home.
Luna Filment can recreate those memories for us.
I could stay here forever.
Now I'm gonna thank for the gift.
Thank you.
This is not for me.
Why's that?
Who's here?
Don't mind if I do.
It doesn't necessarily look like a murder, but it's just too clean here.
Earth is dirty?
Let's just say people can be a bit messy.
Hmm true.
Very messy.
Hex, thanks for 17 months.
Does an earth really look like this?
You've really been left in the dark, haven't you?
Didn't anyone overteach you this stuff?
Nope.
I was locked in Sweet Mode for so long, and when I woke up, the bag was all messed up.
Must have been the police.
There was no one else.
Nope.
Nobody.
All alone, huh?
I have a feeling.
Hmm.
Go space!
Thank you for the five!
Thank you.
I don't want to go space.
Thank you, Ghost.
I'd like to appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Oh, wait, right blaster? I will take that, actually.
All right, this is the way I came from, right?
So where am I supposed to go?
I found you. You cannot hide from me.
Black, I hit him wall.
There's likely more of these things around here.
Crazy.
Yo!
RuinXDX!
Thank you for the 5!
Thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, Ruin!
Thank you!
Well, there, hideout!
I thought this would be a big, stuffy company, but I quickly found out that everyone here
is a massive weirdo.
I guess that just means I'm in good company.
That's exactly why I always wanted to work here, though.
No one's breathing down my neck, no pressure to conform.
Just pure creative freedom.
I even got the chance to dig into the Cradle's design history.
Turns out each sector was assigned to a different contractor,
and they all left their AIs run while how are they pleased.
Because of that, the Hallways transit sector layouts are messed up.
It's inconvenient to get anywhere around here.
Without directions from the AI in charge,
I'd probably end up wandering around lost for days.
But that's the best part.
It's 100 times more exciting than your typical 9 to 5 office space.
Plus, I love that I can make my own little hideouts too, Sharon.
Afro, I've had sweeties, thanks for 40 months.
Thank you, thank you.
Okay.
Get ready, just you!
Oh my goodness.
I do not expect that.
Rage is strained on my ingest line.
Hey, bro someone had to manually click that why don't don't play me. I didn't do shit bro. I'm just playing my game. I
Didn't do anything
Rage that please babysit bro is that not like kidnapping my stream well that's like okay
so you know how a lot of people are like oh react content is so bad because the streamer
or just steal someone's YouTube video and react to it.
Bro just jacked my entire stream
and isn't even reacting to it.
What is this?
Help me!
I've been kidnapped!
Oh no.
Oh, okay, here we go.
There's the key.
Is that one of the big keys?
Okay, what does that even do?
Okay.
Don't know what that was for.
But how do I get to the, um, the REM?
It's telling me to go over there.
Now how the fuck do I get over there?
I'm lost.
Hmm.
Hmm.
hmhmm, hmhmm
well is my stream still on rages
if you guys have any twitch primes
i'm 9 subs away from 13k
he doesn't need it
he has 100k subs from mr beast
please
i need 9 primes
how can i survive
oh my god yo mako thank you for the gift sum
50,000 thanks for the amount
you're on our way now
No
Yo Joker, thanks for the 10 gifted
Appreciate it. Yo spazzy McGee. Thank you for the prime. He he he yo young rel. Thank you for the prime
He he he. Thank you. Why are G?
boom hello hot thanks to the gifted Joe thank you for the five thank you three
three farm thank you for the prime well if I'm babysitting I should get paid
right it's only fair I generally don't know what I'm gonna show this is where I
I'm lost.
RayrayYG9, thanks for the prime.
RuinXDX, thank you.
I definitely missed something, right?
Okay, no, it is telling me to go back that way.
Am I dumb?
Solonar, thanks for the Prime. Mutt Smoke, thanks for the three months.
I think I'm straight up lost.
Going in struffles? Well, I don't know where...
Out again to that room with the Rem.
It will switch, thanks for four months.
months. Click the- oh bro I forgot I'm too- bro they leave
his stream and they're getting babysat by a sponsor. Oh man. Lowkey you guys are
getting abused man. I would- I would never do that. I would never do such a
Oh wait, this looks promising? Nope, never mind. I've already been here too.
Ah, good grief. Good grief.
Oh, they're gone now? Okay, they didn't hear me today. They were getting abused then.
How the f-
God.
Guys, I'm lost.
I don't remember how to get back up.
You came here to investigate the Kreeville, right?
Yeah, believe it or not, I'm a systems engineer, still kind of learning the world, mostly just here at the Vy'Batman.
So, you don't know how to fix the cradle system?
Oh, thank you for the 5 gifts, thank you!
Thank you, thank you!
And Lana, thanks for 2 months.
Nunu and Willump asking?
I mean, I've already been this way haven't I?
Yes.
Oh wait.
Oh, this is the way.
New path unlocked.
I ain't ever seen an ingest hostage before.
Yeah, that is something.
That is some advanced, uh, advanced low effort content, just like someone else's ingest.
I thought you were not even collabing with one of your dreams.
Hey, I should try that sometime.
Yo, cheese perp, thanks for the prime. Thank you, thank you. I can't read apparently. Thanks for the prime.
Why is that?
They're one of the biggest, most respected players in the pack.
Cutting edge, clean image.
Wants me to get there.
Me personally?
That's how.
I can't go to space.
Do you like space?
Winter Night, thanks for the 17 months.
It's all we've been agreeing with.
There's gotta be something here, right?
Oh my god, there's no fucking way I missed that.
I've been running around for like 10 minutes.
Oh shit!
That is uh...
Ow!
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
This is one lucky...
Okay, I need heals bad.
Yay!
Ooh, a basketball hoop!
She's in a hoop!
Is that another REM?
R E M?
That animal will be quite happy!
Let's take it back to the shelter.
Wait, it's getting...
I'm just gonna ultimate, whatever.
Big damage.
Yippee!
Itachi, thanks for the 10 again!
Thank you!
Oh my lord thank you Hitachi.
Ucho appreciate him.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Just make sure I didn't miss anything.
I got a small heal.
I'll be good for the big guys to use the shotgun on them a lot.
Recreation Project. This project which recreates iconic cityscapes from major cities such as New York,
Seoul, Madred, and Delhi is an unprecedented large-scale output test. At the same time, it aims to prove that the loot of filament
enables rapid urban development, showcasing its value on Earth and paving the way for future projects.
But what's the downside? Because every sci-fi game is like, oh no, it also kills us or something.
And then the main character has to stop it from destroying the world.
It's gonna be something like that everywhere.
Limefish fish! Thank you for the fives!
Like Dr. Who in the lawyers? I love Dr. Who.
BX Zero! Thank you for the five gifted! Thank you!
Thank you BXSero, although, um, oh cube! My monkey brain must fail.
I haven't watched any Doctor Who since the 12th Doctor died. Spoilers, you guys.
Ron, she's gone. Thanks for the 16 months.
Oh, no.
Oops.
Oh, shit, I'm not fighting.
I'm not fighting.
I'm not fighting.
Goodbye.
What the hell?
You want the bag?
Why not the bag?
The music is all cool.
All right, we are back with 12 cube boys, so we're rich.
Wait, I want to give her her basketball move first.
This is important.
Wouldn't it be fun if there were replicator bridges everywhere?
That's how you end up with more bridges than roads.
Yeah, I guess they're fun because they're special.
Do you have any children?
No kids for me. I'm not married either.
Yeah, I thought that was the case.
Excuse you?
I'm pretty content with my life if that's what you're asking.
Didn't you say before that you don't like kids? Did I say something bad?
No, you're fine.
Aw.
As you get older, sometimes stuff just gets to you.
What?
This is dropping you.
Aw.
You could have really messed yourself up back then.
Well, he has a daughter now.
You don't feel pain or something?
So...
Parkside, thanks for the sub.
I'm sorry, but I'm a human still.
But my system will assign it a numerical value.
I was designed to experience human feelings and sensations like you do.
Well, it don't seem like it.
Falling from a place like that?
You should know better. You gotta be more careful. I want to see you get hurt. Got it?
All right. You gotta be careful too, okay?
Brandtotes gifted us up to Diana.
I've got your back if you've got mine.
Oh, oh, present time, present time, present time!
What why is the boat that's going to be huge?
Yay!
Let's play.
You.
Can you dribble?
Aww.
Oh cute!
You're doing great.
This ball is actually pretty heavy.
Oh cute! You're doing great!
Lamojo, thanks for the eight months.
She just keeps throwing it on the ground.
You're almost there, you got this.
You have to hit it, dude.
She's not very talented, is she?
Ro, she's a kid and she's a robot, she doesn't know anything.
Why am I defending the robot?
Hello, mozzarella.
Is he?
What is this?
Hi there, we're your fun little buddies, mini cabins.
If you spot us somewhere, give us a jolt, and we'll be right over to your living quarters.
Spokestionality is zero. Obsession with hanging out. Maximum, clack more of us, and prepare for eternal companionship.
Okay, so I did shoot one of those.
Mautsa!
Oh, she's grabbing my arm! What?!
Oh my goodness, little kitty.
Little kitty.
MatthewG288, thank you for the five gifted.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm gonna try to keep the upgrades all off the same level
That's six more damage
I'm poor now. I only have one left fuck. I should have gone into and two. I didn't notice I was running out
Okay
Well Johnny thanks for another five. Thank you. Thanks Johnny and Luigi came 44
thanks for five months. New items to be printed and upgraded. Oh, all right, Blaster. I like that more
than the Med. So I can leave the loadout without hacking. Decode can be equipped at the Tram
terminal. Critical shot. Maybe his health is low. Critical shot node may appear. Passing
fruit during a hat. Oh wait I want that.
Okay cool.
You unlock critical nice. Wow! NPC Matt thank you for another 10. Thank you.
Thank you Matt. And thank you for the gift vid. Thank you guys.
Let me unlock fast moves.
I think it's just like a little dash like what Siri has.
Thank you Matt. Thank you Takopa.
Catchments. Ooh!
Hacking gauge. Increases gauge buildup.
Performance.
Ummm...
I'm gonna get both of these I think.
Um, sending over on mobility, mod slot, oh I'm going to get another mod slot, I'm just
going to max out my mod slots that the game is going to have, and repair up, seems good.
Likely solace, thank you for the gift, good, thank you, yes, yeah, abilities, yeah, yeah,
I'm just going to upgrade my critical shot.
Next out.
Okay, those are some big upgrades, big, big, big upgrades.
Very cool.
Okay, well, I can have three, so I can just equip all of these.
Awesome load out, riot blaster.
Nice.
Awesome.
Awesome.
Very cool.
Yo, Jane Doe.
Thanks for subbing.
Hello.
Welcome.
Good job.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I want that girl from the comms tower.
Do you want me to go this way?
Is this the way that I came? No.
Oh wait, Gendo! Thank you for the 10 gifted! Thank you!
Thank you!
Cheshya! Cheshya! Cheshya! Cheshya! Cheshya! Cheshya! Cheshya!
My pronunciation is horrible! Cheshya! Thank you!
Oh, a new one!
Charge piercer!
A powerful attacking of the fire's armor piercing rounds when charged, this power and piercing effects dramatically increase.
Unaffected by range.
Shock? Okay, so...
Charge that before firing to the vestibule.
Okay, I see.
Cool.
Look out for its targeting!
Where's your enemy?
Oh! It went through both of them!
Holy moly!
Oh, I don't think I can...
Last time I hit one of these, I didn't get any damage.
Okay, maybe I should just run from that one.
Actually, I can fight it.
I can fight it, actually.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh!
No, this is kinda...
You're gonna fall through your hat?
I guess I have to keep this stuff off his face.
And I completely whipped it.
How did I- WHAT?!
How did I miss it again?
What on earth?
How embarrassing.
What on earth? How embarrassing.
No reaction man, and I've been Donnie Darko
Thank you for the subs, welcome.
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
How do I miss two of those, bro?
That was terrible.
Oh my goodness.
I went out of my chargeable shots.
Yes.
I don't wait.
Right blaster.
OK, well, I already have full charge of that.
I can go up that way, but I'm gonna get this first.
This is probably a node, right?
Mod really amplifies, increases half your range by 30%.
Not bad.
You are built like a node.
Alright, now I'm going to ask what that means.
Y'all just be saying shit.
There's a way down here.
The charge piercer?
I actually like the charge piercer.
I think I do like the shotgun a little bit more, but oh, there's a cube over there.
hair. Uh, I don't know what I got there yet. Oh no, time to heal thanks for the six months.
Love your hair cut, girly. Thank you. Well, I didn't get a hair cut. I just felt my hair
is actually styled today. Usually I don't really do anything. I might straighten my
I do no damage.
Take it off, kid.
I think that I've made a grave mistake.
That can only end in suffering.
This is my turn.
I'm reloading.
I guess I'll get back up there, some more robots over here.
Hello? Look at that. There's a piano in there.
The strange room.
I'm just saying.
Guardican, thanks for a long month and God of Atheists, thank you for the gifted.
Piece of Takara, 10% of the enemy is over 20 meters away.
I wonder what weapon is that?
probably long-range ones my dear Diana I thought you were smarter than that's
cuz you are a slave robot and I am just your father
I go up here
oh
Uh, Malibu, thank you for the 5 gifted, thank you, and tomorrow I'd thank you for the sub.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I will, thanks for 31 months.
Any chance of a series or a Yennefer cosplay?
I actually bought both last night after my first Witcher session.
Okay, how do I save?
You want a DM, do you?
Oh, really?
I will look for it. I don't know she uh she came in and gave me five sub here today, which is really nice
I was like what the heck it's so random and nice and I asked if she wanted to do a soapbox
With me in a couple of weeks, but I wasn't sure if she heard me asking off, but I'll check my DM's
I don't know if that's why but I
would assume that might be why
the safe
I hadn't saved the whole time. I'm sure I had an auto save. I
I had no save file at all.
Holy boy. I'm sure there was a quick save, right?
Oh my goodness.
Wowie.
Alright, well, thank you again to Capcom for the sponsor.
Very good game. If you guys are interested in Pragmata, or if you just like clicking links,
There's a link pinned in the chat to check out the game and I also have a panel down below.
And I am done for today, but I will be live tomorrow too.
You know, Oxy, thanks for subbing, thank you, and I'm doing a Black Cat cosplay tomorrow.
But I'm not playing Rivals tomorrow, I'm playing it next week.
So I should be able to just do like a witcher, pragmatic.
I might only play witcher, maybe I'll play both, I don't know, whatever you guys want.
because I like both games so I have to spend time on both I guess if I'm gonna finish them you know
so uh yeah oh or honestly maybe a little bit of CS2 because uh Ray asked me about playing today
but we were both busy today so maybe tomorrow or maybe some other time this week I don't know but
anyway there will be games and I'm gonna cosplay tomorrow
And yeah, yippee.
Okay guys, well, yeah, I will be back tomorrow if you don't forget to follow the stream.
Project Fox, thanks for the three months.
Thank you guys for all the subs and follows and such.
And I will see you guys tomorrow for more gaming and stuff.
Thank you guys for watching the stream. I appreciate it.
it okay well I guess this is it I guess this is it okay well goodnight guys I'll
be back tomorrow and the day after that and the day after that and probably
there's that and the death dot okay bye guys goodnight
Bye Ken! Bye bye!
Nope, wrong over life. Bye!
We're going to watch the world through the night and the night
We don't want to let each other suffer
We're turning from the ground
In the night, the night is the score I've longed for
And I'm in the moment of my own
I'm in pain, but I'm out of my mind
I'm in pain, but I'm out of my mind
And I don't think it's possible
To be alive
And I don't think it's possible
To be alive
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