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Emiru

HII :D ⭐🖤 BLACK CAT COSPLAY!!!! ⭐🖤 YAPS + REACTS + VARIETY GAMING ⭐🖤 WITCHER 3 FIRST TIME PLAYTHROUGH ⭐🖤 BIG GAMING @EMIRU247

04-24-2026 · 6h 37m

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[00:06:30] It's like one, one, two, three, three, okay.
[00:06:34] Can I get a better goose than my OJ?
[00:06:35] Every day feel like my birthday,
[00:06:36] and we said champagne when we first ate.
[00:06:38] Quit frontin', why your husband?
[00:06:40] Tryna get his pants in my oven.
[00:06:41] Wanna get a think of this, nothing.
[00:06:43] Yeah, think of this.
[00:06:44] If you want this, get with me.
[00:06:45] That's some things you gotta know.
[00:06:47] I like my beats, I like my face, down low.
[00:06:50] If you want this, get with me.
[00:06:51] That's some things you gotta know.
[00:06:53] I like my beats, I like my face, down low.
[00:07:26] I'm a slave, it's nice, I've been told of their looks
[00:07:29] If I must improve, it's the only good
[00:07:32] Being with you, it's open my eyes
[00:07:35] Could I ever believe, such a big surprise
[00:07:38] That I keep asking myself, wondering how I keep
[00:07:41] Close my eyes, I'm gonna fuck you up
[00:07:44] I wanna fly to the sea, where I still see you
[00:07:47] I'm gonna kill you, don't you see?
[00:08:20] I'm going to jump on the floor tonight
[00:08:22] My bed is turning to night
[00:08:24] I'm coming up on the place
[00:08:25] So I show my hands on the table
[00:08:27] And there's no one else but I
[00:08:29] Can go with me
[00:08:30] Something on my bed
[00:08:31] She's being to me
[00:08:32] I can go to bed
[00:08:34] And I can go to bed
[00:08:36] I'm coming up on the place
[00:08:38] I'm coming up on the bed
[00:08:40] I'm coming up on the bed
[00:08:42] I'm coming up on the bed
[00:09:18] I
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[00:16:48] Yeah, buddy, you're missing him, huh?
[00:16:51] That's the way it is, you're ready to break the ground
[00:16:54] When you're with your baby, you're gonna show up around
[00:16:57] I wanna see you, I wanna see you, see you, see you
[00:17:01] You don't wanna be with me, you need me
[00:17:04] So tell me, don't make you want to fall
[00:17:07] Make you mad, go, make you want to fall, go, go
[00:17:11] She's a man, don't make you love to fall
[00:17:14] Make you cuss, cuss, cuss, cuss, cuss, cuss
[00:17:18] She's up to nothing here, you don't need to walk on the corner,
[00:17:21] you can't run, you don't need to walk on the corner,
[00:17:24] you're up to nothing here, you don't need to walk on the corner,
[00:17:28] you can't just walk on the corner, you can't run, you can't run.
[00:17:32] And when she wants you, she wants you passion,
[00:17:35] when she comes to talk, let's shake your head and feel it,
[00:17:39] when she ends with something that she means to hear,
[00:17:42] even when you're never done the things you need.
[00:18:16] you
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[00:20:46] I just saw that before I am muted. Thank you so much. Thank you!
[00:21:04] Thank you, TedDance! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
[00:21:09] Hi guys, I'm putting my cosplay gloves back on.
[00:21:15] Although I can't wear them when I play games because they have long ass nails.
[00:21:19] For pause, I don't know.
[00:21:24] Molym, thanks for 41 months!
[00:21:25] With TedDance's likes, thank you again for 110!
[00:21:28] You did it, holy shit!
[00:21:30] Thank you! Paragon, thank you for the 10!
[00:21:33] Yuru, thank you for the Risa, Firehawks games, Romeshi, All-MV, Chat, thank you for the 5, A-Pub-Loco, thank you for the 5 gifted, and Oat, thank you for the 5 gifted, thank you.
[00:21:44] Spragman, Hands-Off, Dead Rush, Naome, Prodigy, and Split, thank you guys for the Risa.
[00:21:52] Hold on, I have the mask on of the cosplay, but I don't think I'm gonna wear it the whole stream, cause it's kind of annoying honestly.
[00:22:03] One second.
[00:22:05] One second.
[00:22:07] One second.
[00:22:11] Oh, so the wig is wrong because I bought a wig that looks correct for it, but I couldn't
[00:22:27] find it unfortunately.
[00:22:29] Yeah...unfortunate.
[00:22:33] I know! Look, I made this!
[00:22:36] Well, I didn't make the corset and stuff, obviously.
[00:22:40] Or I didn't make the mask either. But, yeah, this is my mortal rivals.
[00:22:46] Black Cat, cause they're not perfectly accurate.
[00:22:50] But, um, yeah, I don't know how I'm gonna wear the mask cause it's pretty annoying.
[00:22:54] But it, every time I put it on or off it like, fucks up.
[00:22:58] My wig and look at the glow. I've got big abs claws
[00:23:03] That's it. I had a color of finger in it or color hold it from a finger
[00:23:08] To make my my ticktocks
[00:23:11] Yeah, trash panda Marco and fire rescue guys. Thank you guys for the subs and stuff. Thank you
[00:23:18] And I'm very tall. I'm wearing my my you know long boots. So I'm
[00:23:24] so tall
[00:23:28] I didn't do the fur on the boots because they're too long anyway, I was like, eh, no one's gonna see it.
[00:23:35] So, I have the wrong wig, so it's all choppy as a whole. I don't have time.
[00:23:42] So, yes, I'm very cold.
[00:23:45] Okay, um, should I leave the mask on, you think? Or should I...?
[00:23:50] Honestly, I kind of think it looks better with it off, anyway.
[00:23:54] But I think that people won't be able to really tell like what it is leave it on. Okay. I
[00:24:01] will leave it then but I
[00:24:06] Mean without it, it's like
[00:24:09] Pop up
[00:24:13] Almost five foot with boots excuse you
[00:24:17] No, I'm like I
[00:24:19] Think I'm like a five like five foot ten with these shoes
[00:24:24] Or solid that because the heels are I think seven inches
[00:24:28] So I'm I'm pretty tall
[00:24:32] Walks and galaxy player. Thank you guys for the resubs. Thank you. Yeah, I'm pretty tall
[00:24:39] No, I can't well I can use the mouse fine with the claws, but I cannot pipe for shit, but I just think that they're cool so
[00:24:50] Yeah, I don't grow
[00:24:52] I I don't know if I can wear the mask. I'm sorry
[00:24:56] It's kind of annoying
[00:25:00] Yeah
[00:25:01] The thing though if I is it if I take the mask off
[00:25:04] I don't know if I'm gonna be able to put it back on because it's a whole fucking ordeal
[00:25:08] putting it on under the leg
[00:25:11] Lincoln Park, thank you for the resub. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh
[00:25:16] My gosh
[00:25:18] Okay, I'm going to take it off them. I did think about painting one on but I
[00:25:24] Don't think it would have looked as good. So
[00:25:31] Oh, I'm free
[00:25:33] Okay, there is this for a hashtag ad um they paid me to make the costume. Yeah
[00:25:40] For videos, but I don't have to play the game today, but I am playing it next week
[00:25:44] Yeah, incognito spy thanks for stopping and blower we thank you for the 10 months
[00:25:50] Okay, now it's gonna get stuck in my weave. Oh my
[00:25:56] This is like the app like the tangliest wig I've ever worn in my whole life
[00:26:10] Maybe it's just not coming out. I don't I don't know
[00:26:14] Please. Please, I don't want to go bald. Please. Oh my gosh.
[00:26:23] Stormbeer, thanks for the three months. Oh my god, I can't even tell where it is.
[00:26:28] Just leave it there. Maybe if I just... There. Now it's like it's not even there.
[00:26:42] Yeah, out of sight, out of mind.
[00:26:46] It's hiding.
[00:26:47] Oh, my sh- my sh- it's so fucked up.
[00:26:52] Everyone will just forget that it's there, right?
[00:26:55] Doesn't exist if you can't see it.
[00:26:58] Oh my god!
[00:27:02] Yeah, it's- it's fine.
[00:27:05] It's fine.
[00:27:10] It's gone? Okay, perfect.
[00:27:12] Well, if I ever get up to use the bathroom
[00:27:16] You guys just have to pretend it's not there. I don't feel embarrassed. Okay
[00:27:23] Thank you. Yo what mask? Yeah
[00:27:26] What mask?
[00:27:29] Perfect
[00:27:31] Perfect. I was thinking if I just
[00:27:35] Do like
[00:27:37] No, I'm Ciri!
[00:27:41] Sort of.
[00:27:44] Black lipstick, I guess.
[00:27:46] Like dark purple lipstick.
[00:27:48] I might just reuse this wig for Ciri.
[00:27:51] Just cut it shorter.
[00:27:53] Something like that.
[00:27:54] I did buy a Ciri cosplay two nights ago.
[00:27:57] I did buy it two nights ago.
[00:27:59] Where's the mask?
[00:28:00] Oh!
[00:28:01] Wait, now people that joined in that don't know I took it off from an ask where it is.
[00:28:04] where it is they're not gonna know it's stuck in the back of my weave
[00:28:10] I'm gonna try one more time to get it out oh my god
[00:28:16] how
[00:28:24] well this never happens when I wear wigs I don't know what is wrong with this
[00:28:27] this way. There. Oh my god. Ha! But now if I want to put it back on I have to go back
[00:28:44] through that whole scenario. I can just... I will... I look like an idiot now. I look
[00:28:53] stupid now super super dumb I mean honestly I'm not gonna lie normally yeah
[00:29:02] crunchy penguin thing for four years normally people say to me oh I don't
[00:29:08] understand how you cosplayers where where like all these like complicated
[00:29:13] clothes look so uncomfortable and I'm like no like I don't really think about
[00:29:17] it is fine it's all comfortable but this the way the mask this outfit is like
[00:29:23] the most overstimulating like uncomfortable thing I've ever worn and not even because of
[00:29:29] the corset okay let me explain this outfit so I made this mostly myself right but normally
[00:29:38] when I make something like this I know I'm only gonna wear it once so I will take a
[00:29:43] few shortcuts right so basically this suit once I take it off I'm never gonna be able
[00:29:51] I'll wear it again because it's a zip-up suit and I attached like the purple in the gems and then this is just like
[00:29:59] Literally like safety pin on and I glued this here on top of the zipper
[00:30:04] So to get off of it. I have to like rip all of this off or just cut it off
[00:30:10] But it's like I'm only gonna wear it the one time since I got paid to do it
[00:30:14] It's like oh well
[00:30:17] You know versus like spending 10 hours sewing something
[00:30:21] Yeah one one time you know Romo thanks for the 14 months oh my gosh like a long
[00:30:28] time ago I made a Kaisa cosplay from League of Legends but if you know if you
[00:30:34] don't know who Kaisa is her suit she has like a morph suit like this but the
[00:30:38] lore is like it's literally like attached to her body like it's like
[00:30:42] alive and it's like morph to her so I wanted to make it look like it was
[00:30:46] attached to me instead of like a suit that I was wearing so I have like
[00:30:50] fabric that I was wearing but then I took liquid latex and like so I it was like
[00:30:56] actually attached to my body so when I ripped it off it was like I was ripping
[00:31:00] off my own skin that I could never wear it again but it looked pretty cool I
[00:31:04] guess. Zagorot thanks for the three months in a row Mo thank you. Emerus
[00:31:08] told me that no I didn't. What were you guys looking up at? Oh big wall of ads. I
[00:31:13] should just start doing that when I go live just adding everyone in chat. I see
[00:31:19] you bricks I see you guys I will ping everybody move I want to see the rats
[00:31:36] Oh, there's Cheddar.
[00:31:40] What?
[00:31:41] Oh, that's not a Cheddar.
[00:31:44] I don't know where Mott's is under the computer.
[00:31:48] I will get her.
[00:31:51] Mott, over here.
[00:31:56] Come on, just say hello.
[00:31:59] Oh, come on, just say hello!
[00:32:06] Just for like two seconds!
[00:32:11] Oh!
[00:32:15] He hates you, Brottice.
[00:32:19] He hates me.
[00:32:24] That's all you get, I guess.
[00:32:30] Nice!
[00:32:32] There she comes.
[00:32:36] I don't think she likes being on stream very much.
[00:32:42] How come at the beginning of my stream she's always like,
[00:32:44] No! Stay away from me!
[00:32:46] But then when I'm like 5, 6, 7 hours into the stream
[00:32:50] And I'm trying to focus on the game, then she just is constantly screaming and begging for attention.
[00:32:56] S.A.G.O. Thank you for the Prime, and late for thanks to the 5 months- OH MY FUCKING GOD!
[00:33:00] I-I just can't- you just can't use numbers anymore.
[00:33:05] Oh my goodness.
[00:33:07] Just can't even use numbers, bro.
[00:33:11] Oh my gosh.
[00:33:13] Yeah, she hates me to the 6R mark.
[00:33:14] Well, now that I've shown you guys the cosplay,
[00:33:18] I might just take the boot off because oh my gosh, this outfit I feel like I'm in prison.
[00:33:31] Actually, maybe it'll be, you know what, I'm gonna try something actually.
[00:33:40] I'm gonna go bold for a second.
[00:33:42] Maybe I can just put the mask on and then put the wig on.
[00:33:47] Why didn't I think of this?
[00:33:50] Hold on.
[00:33:52] How can you breathe in the outfit?
[00:33:55] The corset?
[00:33:56] Actually, it's not as tight as it looks.
[00:33:58] Like, you can see.
[00:34:01] I can breathe fine like it moves.
[00:34:04] It's like the shoulders and the boots,
[00:34:08] and like the fucking, this thing right here is just like...
[00:34:12] I can't.
[00:34:14] Brokey, thanks for 39 months.
[00:34:16] Okay, I'm gonna go bald excuse me
[00:34:21] When I was stuck
[00:34:24] Looks great
[00:34:29] Why the song?
[00:34:35] Oh actually why wasn't I doing this the whole time wait I might be stupid I was like trying to weave the
[00:34:43] the head strap like through the wig,
[00:34:46] all of its tangling, being a whole mess.
[00:34:49] Well, I mean, it's still annoying
[00:34:51] because anytime I wanna take it on, take it on.
[00:34:54] Take it off or put it on, I have to go bald,
[00:34:57] but it's better than having to brush out
[00:35:00] this fucking rat's nest of a wig every time.
[00:35:03] Dude, this is horrible.
[00:35:07] Oh my...
[00:35:13] don't understand like my real hair is this long and this never happens like that was
[00:35:33] so much easier! I didn't think of doing that. I mean, now it looks messy, but okay. Actually,
[00:35:45] I can leave the mask on then, and then later when I get sick of wearing the mask, I'll
[00:35:51] I'll just go bald again, that's fine.
[00:35:54] There, perfect, perfect.
[00:35:58] And the wig just keeps getting worse and worse.
[00:36:04] Yes, I will just go bald soon.
[00:36:08] Perfect, excellent.
[00:36:14] Are we brushing that wig all stream?
[00:36:17] No, I'm only gonna fix it up when I take it,
[00:36:20] Take it off or put it on.
[00:36:22] I don't want to be fiddling with it, it's so, so annoying.
[00:36:27] This is, this is good enough.
[00:36:33] Yay!
[00:36:36] That was a whole fucking ordeal.
[00:36:40] This stupid mask.
[00:36:43] No, I don't want to paint the mask on it because I think that it looks better when it's a real mask.
[00:36:50] Yay, my hair is wrong, but that's okay.
[00:36:55] So yeah, what do you guys think?
[00:36:57] I actually made not most of it, but I did the whole like top part this morning.
[00:37:05] Cause I was like, okay, well, once I put it on, I'm not taking it off.
[00:37:11] It's cool.
[00:37:12] Thank you.
[00:37:13] I feel kind of cool, I guess.
[00:37:16] I
[00:37:25] Don't understand I finally dressed like a cat and my cats just hate me more
[00:37:30] I think that it's the boots that they hate
[00:37:34] They hate me being so tall and stomping around so loud
[00:37:46] Yeah, I don't know. I think she has it in every design, but the model I was black cat has these like
[00:37:54] furry arm fins. I
[00:37:57] Gotta have the furry arm things
[00:38:00] The I'm the alpha kitty. Yes. I'm sure they are so scared of me
[00:38:05] Shatterer. I
[00:38:08] Don't think I'm gonna play
[00:38:16] Oh!
[00:38:17] That hurt!
[00:38:19] He's like, head me!
[00:38:25] Head me!
[00:38:27] This woman is a freak!
[00:38:30] Where's your hat at?
[00:38:32] Where's your hat at?
[00:38:38] He keeps looking at me and be like, real drunk.
[00:38:44] He is kind of like a worm in real life.
[00:38:54] Like, he just...
[00:39:14] you
[00:39:44] you
[00:40:14] you
[00:40:44] you
[00:41:14] you
[00:41:44] This is alpha 99% plastic.
[00:42:06] It's not.
[00:42:07] Well, I mean, these are resin, I guess.
[00:42:10] And this is satin.
[00:42:12] shiny doesn't mean plastic guys you think you can just wear plastic all
[00:42:18] yes sir blood I mean I don't fucking know
[00:42:23] resin dent evil yeah isn't it is polyester plastic
[00:42:32] It's a garbage bag!
[00:42:38] Well, it's just black and shiny.
[00:42:43] It's just black and shiny.
[00:42:45] That doesn't make you a trash bag.
[00:42:49] So, I mean, what do y'all want me to play today?
[00:42:52] Because I don't have a gaming sponsor or anything, so I can play whatever I want.
[00:42:59] I was thinking about just playing witcher and trying to get through it.
[00:43:03] CS?
[00:43:05] Loki, I'm kind of down for a little bit of CS.
[00:43:08] And a little bit of witcher, perhaps.
[00:43:12] Would be good.
[00:43:14] Which first though? Which first though?
[00:43:17] Ooh, CS would be fun.
[00:43:21] But when I- When you guys say CS, do you mean actual games?
[00:43:26] Or you want me to open cases?
[00:43:29] Axl, Apathetic, Bull Tracks, Bro Selv, thank you guys for the subs and resubs, thank you.
[00:43:37] Open cases, good grief.
[00:43:40] Okay.
[00:43:42] Case, I see more people saying cases.
[00:43:46] Okay, we'll do case opening.
[00:43:51] Some CS.
[00:43:53] And then Witcher.
[00:43:55] Afterreacts.
[00:43:57] How is that?
[00:43:59] and if Rey is online I could maybe play with her. I don't see her online right now, though
[00:44:05] I don't know if she goes live later or something. Yeah, she's not right now. Hehehehe. Okay,
[00:44:16] one second. Bro, my wig is so fucking ratty.
[00:44:26] Oh!
[00:44:31] Disgusting.
[00:44:37] I'm opening my shit up for...
[00:44:40] Reacts.
[00:44:51] You know what, you know what I'll do.
[00:44:53] That's $4,000.
[00:44:56] I'll open this.
[00:44:58] Cool.
[00:44:59] All brain rot.
[00:45:01] Ali...
[00:45:03] What is that?
[00:45:06] What is he doing?
[00:45:10] I saw this in a store and I have to get it.
[00:45:12] That's horrible.
[00:45:13] You should buy those.
[00:45:14] No, I should not.
[00:45:16] Brain rot.
[00:45:17] That's definitely for 22 months.
[00:45:23] I mean I guess kids are probably buying them right so why not I guess good for them.
[00:45:36] I don't know bro.
[00:45:39] degree
[00:45:47] okay okay do you know what I'm going to try and see something to them
[00:45:51] I'm going to try and see something to them
[00:45:53] and I hope they don't they don't hate me
[00:45:56] oh no I think we should stop pushing and just hold on to all the site
[00:46:03] okay I did it it's fine
[00:46:09] Okay, but only, Boreum said no.
[00:46:14] But yeah, everyone's like, why don't you talk in game?
[00:46:17] Like, bro, I'm not trying to throw the match by saying hello.
[00:46:22] Like, dude, like, even if they don't try to, okay,
[00:46:24] so I know, like, I think that it's worse in CS probably
[00:46:29] because of voice comms.
[00:46:31] But bro, it's like, either they try to throw
[00:46:35] or they try too hard to show off.
[00:46:38] And then that grows the game as well.
[00:46:42] So it's like, what can you do?
[00:46:46] It's better just to pretend that you're a mute, I would say.
[00:46:51] I think that is better.
[00:46:54] Yo, Kyle, thank you for the two months.
[00:46:56] Thank you, thank you.
[00:46:58] Yeah, I don't, it's like, bro, I'm trying to actually play.
[00:47:00] It's just annoying.
[00:47:02] It's just not worth it.
[00:47:05] Just pretend to be mute, yes.
[00:47:07] Exactly.
[00:47:10] Alright, we'll do a bit of reacts and then I'll do my CS stuff.
[00:47:14] Hehehehe.
[00:47:16] It would be very funny.
[00:47:17] Hi everyone, this is your Dinosu Gaming.
[00:47:20] Eee, this little slide here.
[00:47:24] Oh, if you release the voice there, please, you'll get 200 and you'll get food for the other one.
[00:47:28] Fuck this thing.
[00:47:30] Oh, yes.
[00:47:34] Oh, what a happy first ride.
[00:47:36] Oh my god.
[00:47:38] Oh god.
[00:47:40] Give me a grenade.
[00:47:41] What's this?
[00:47:42] Much appreciated.
[00:47:47] Oh no.
[00:47:49] I think his son regretted challenging him.
[00:47:51] Thank you for being my fortune.
[00:47:53] Thank you.
[00:47:54] Thank God I set you to...
[00:48:01] No!
[00:48:02] That's a stupid joke in the dog.
[00:48:03] I mean, you got it! You gotta teach him young, you know.
[00:48:08] Now you got a word to get rid of.
[00:48:12] It's a good job. He managed to stay calm.
[00:48:17] I'm praying things for 112 months!
[00:48:20] Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me!
[00:48:24] Someone's told me about this car mix. The Xbox party truck noise and you get in it.
[00:48:33] It's a good sound!
[00:48:35] Yo, Primey! Thank you for the fine gift! Thank you!
[00:48:38] Thanks, Primey! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
[00:48:41] Appreciate it.
[00:48:43] My hat! Give it back!
[00:48:45] No, give it back! That's so gross!
[00:48:48] I used transform!
[00:48:51] Poor that shit in half.
[00:48:53] Me versus the guy she told me about.
[00:48:55] Oh, I saw the pregnant thing.
[00:48:57] Look at me!
[00:48:59] Poor little guy.
[00:49:01] Look at me!
[00:49:02] Poor little guy wasn't ready.
[00:49:14] Yellow count, raise fire, rescue, I'm far low, thank you guys!
[00:49:19] He's here! He's here!
[00:49:27] He tried to make friends with his own mimic.
[00:49:29] That's me that's me that's me that's me
[00:49:38] What they added minutes to this little company bro, so they're like no no no mimicry you are not going to do our thing
[00:49:49] Thank you for the time. Thank you
[00:49:59] What was that?
[00:50:01] Something that was coming from the ocean. Let's all go see.
[00:50:05] Kyogre? It's a Gera. There's no way it's going to be a f***ing Kyogre, dude.
[00:50:11] Motherf***er, put a lunch at the meeting of the game.
[00:50:14] Whoa!
[00:50:15] Wait, actually, whoa, I'm like an hour in! What?!
[00:50:19] Watch! He manned you for the five!
[00:50:22] Thank you!
[00:50:23] Cheshire! Cheshire!
[00:50:25] You died.
[00:50:26] Oh
[00:50:30] No background no happen. I think I lied or something that is a rocket
[00:50:35] This is what I've been this is what I've been yearning for this whole time
[00:50:37] Oh, it's gonna crash this one's so hard that I'm gonna change it. I'm gonna knock it out of our orbit. All right, we're gonna not
[00:50:52] No, no, no
[00:50:54] The Zenfit really is the flux that he thinks it is.
[00:50:57] That's the first Kerbal flip I've seen, but I've heard of it.
[00:51:02] Wait, we saw this clip before!
[00:51:05] Where's-
[00:51:07] Remember, I said he needs to make his pants!
[00:51:09] Sakin' killed by a TV.
[00:51:11] Come on, Sakin.
[00:51:18] Kill Sakin! Move the television!
[00:51:20] Eat this devil!
[00:51:22] Bye!
[00:51:23] he needs to get a little bit closer to the screen.
[00:51:53] How I drive?
[00:51:54] It provides nothing.
[00:51:57] Oh wait, what?
[00:51:58] Wait, what?
[00:51:59] Is that Ragnarok?
[00:52:00] That was something I'm safe.
[00:52:01] He's really committed to role-playing as his character.
[00:52:04] Wait for me.
[00:52:07] What's happening?
[00:52:10] Are you okay?
[00:52:14] All good?
[00:52:15] Oh, Johnny! Thank you for the time!
[00:52:18] Thanks, Johnny!
[00:52:20] Thank you, thank you, thank you.
[00:52:21] W Johnny, thank you, thank you.
[00:52:24] Wait a minute, I've got a f***ing point to take.
[00:52:26] Yes, yes.
[00:52:27] Come on then you've got it snatching.
[00:52:29] Get down, I've got a better tip for you.
[00:52:32] This one goes out to all my easy jet flyers.
[00:52:36] See you later son!
[00:52:38] He picked the worst time to run out of ammo.
[00:52:41] I f***ing got zero come on back!
[00:52:48] My ears fell to use it then.
[00:52:51] Oh, fine-pand protect me!
[00:53:01] Did I get this guy?
[00:53:04] Who's got him in the air?
[00:53:09] What the f**k, dude?
[00:53:11] I'm not the socks on, dude.
[00:53:14] So, I guess this is one of the sets from the Elden Ring.
[00:53:17] I've seen this.
[00:53:20] The Church of Marvel.
[00:53:23] Remember an urgent task. What's his urgent task? Where's he going?
[00:53:27] Does that even have a... what is it called?
[00:53:30] Like a home.
[00:53:31] Like a target date when the movie is coming out?
[00:53:33] Right in town right now.
[00:53:34] Oh, there's probably...
[00:53:36] Raider! Raider!
[00:53:39] Chew me.
[00:53:40] Huh? What?
[00:53:41] Chew me.
[00:53:42] 2028.
[00:53:43] You sure?
[00:53:44] Yeah.
[00:53:45] That's not that bad.
[00:53:46] That's not that bad.
[00:53:47] It's not that bad.
[00:53:50] Okay.
[00:53:51] Do you want me to like, pick you up or kill you?
[00:53:58] Okay.
[00:53:59] Bye bye.
[00:54:00] Alright, he's going.
[00:54:01] Here's main.
[00:54:02] No!
[00:54:03] No!
[00:54:04] No!
[00:54:05] No!
[00:54:06] No!
[00:54:07] No!
[00:54:08] No!
[00:54:09] No!
[00:54:10] I'm not sure if this controller will work or not.
[00:54:14] I don't know what the fuck just happened.
[00:54:16] I assume he fucked up really bad.
[00:54:22] To all my non-believers that said that I could not make it to that thing of water.
[00:54:26] Watch and learn, Chat.
[00:54:29] I'm him.
[00:54:30] This is what a perfect distraction looks like.
[00:54:48] So this might not be too fair.
[00:54:50] Oh my god, where is it? Jerry, what the?
[00:54:52] What the? When do you-
[00:54:53] Oh!
[00:54:54] Shhh!
[00:54:55] He he he!
[00:54:56] He he he!
[00:54:57] He he he!
[00:54:58] Do a exclamation point case-o in the chat.
[00:55:00] What the fuck is that painting-
[00:55:02] Oh!
[00:55:03] Okay, wait.
[00:55:04] What if we get everybody to spam case-o at the same time?
[00:55:07] Three, two, one.
[00:55:13] Oh my god.
[00:55:16] Oh my god.
[00:55:18] Can you guys hear me?
[00:55:21] My PC!
[00:55:25] What about Madeline Klein?
[00:55:26] What am I doing?
[00:55:28] What am I doing?
[00:55:29] That was such wild people spamming dope.
[00:55:32] And it broke.
[00:55:35] I see a lot of you asking how to submit clips,
[00:55:37] so I added the submission link to the description.
[00:55:40] That is the end of this video.
[00:55:41] Are you hoping you enjoyed it?
[00:55:43] And I'll see you guys again at the reverse.
[00:55:45] Thank you, Mr. Daley or I might I might just fucking game honestly like I was like shit
[00:55:51] I just want to go live to show my cosplay and games so shit bro shit
[00:55:56] shit
[00:55:58] But I had to at least watch one mr. Daley, you know at least one
[00:56:06] Let me get this shit open my computer is lagging a little bit
[00:56:12] I
[00:56:14] Will open some cases I said that I want I said that I would I will bro
[00:56:25] Good great
[00:56:29] I won't open I don't think I'm gonna open a lot though
[00:56:32] Okay, let me see. Do I already have cases? No. Okay, well I need to buy keys and cases
[00:56:48] today. So that will be fun. Time to spend money. Okay, what cases should I get to
[00:57:02] what cases have good knives I mean not that I'm gonna not that I'm gonna get a
[00:57:07] knife probably but some of the cases I were I was opening before didn't even
[00:57:11] have the good ones
[00:57:14] yeah I'm on Chroma okay I will get some again the cases are $5 each
[00:57:27] Okay, well how much is a chroma case?
[00:57:33] Yeah, Vizsla, thanks for the 17 months.
[00:57:37] Chroma 2 cases are $650?
[00:57:45] Normal chroma cases are $8 each.
[00:57:50] Okay.
[00:57:52] You know what? I will get some Gamma cases.
[00:57:57] I will get some of those.
[00:58:02] Yo, the boy did us. Thanks for the 13 months.
[00:58:05] Thank you very much.
[00:58:12] Alright, I'm adding funds to my seeing wallet.
[00:58:16] You know fire rescue guys, thank you for the bits
[00:58:24] Croma case are old thus their expense we got open cheaper cases not gonna lie and gammas are expensive too
[00:58:31] Yeah, I could see that
[00:58:34] Okay, well let me get some cheap cases as well
[00:58:36] Oh wait, I didn't buy them.
[00:58:41] Dude, I got it!
[00:58:42] Bro, is this like some real degenerate shit to buy the cases before I even go live?
[00:58:48] So that they're ready?
[00:58:50] Oh, it's like I'm knowing that I'm gonna spend a lot of money.
[00:58:56] Johnny can't give to the sub so he can't see the game.
[00:58:59] What's good that mean?
[00:59:02] What could that possibly mean?
[00:59:07] Okay, I will get...
[00:59:10] Let's get some of these recoil cases.
[00:59:16] These ones are nice and cheap.
[00:59:21] We can get a hundred of these recoil cases.
[00:59:32] Okay, sick
[00:59:39] Wait, I bought I ordered 30 gamma cases it gave me two is it cuz they're not available
[00:59:52] Or did I fuck up I might have just fucked up I don't know
[00:59:56] Scammed?
[01:00:01] No, I think that I fucked up.
[01:00:04] I just don't know how I fucked up.
[01:00:07] You're gonna have an active order for this item.
[01:00:11] Hey, that means that they just don't have enough right now.
[01:00:15] Only two at the price you sent.
[01:00:17] Oh, I see, it'll unbind keys, get some Gamma keys as well, I'm just gonna get two for now.
[01:00:39] Mark Rebel Games, thank you for the prime.
[01:00:42] Alright, we are ready.
[01:00:44] I'm just gonna go ahead and queue up.
[01:00:50] Okay.
[01:00:51] Now we open this shit up.
[01:00:58] I don't think I've opened recoil cases before.
[01:01:01] This is new for me.
[01:01:02] Absolutely, thanks for the seven months.
[01:01:05] Yeah, I don't think I've opened these before.
[01:01:08] So at least I'm getting their skins even if I don't get anything good.
[01:01:11] What is the blue-
[01:01:12] Blue globe? No!
[01:01:16] Freak you guys, dude!
[01:01:18] Wait, I'm in the wrong category. One second.
[01:01:21] Good.
[01:01:22] No.
[01:01:27] Alright, there we go.
[01:01:31] Wait, did it update?
[01:01:34] Alright.
[01:01:38] Give me the good shit.
[01:01:39] Give me the good- I got a purple!
[01:01:41] What even is this gun? I've never used this before.
[01:01:45] Yali Tachi! Thank you for the 10 gifted!
[01:01:48] Thank you Tachi! Thank you!
[01:01:51] Thank you Yali Tachi.
[01:01:54] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
[01:02:01] Very kind with the 10 gifted subs.
[01:02:06] Is the CS version of the Odin?
[01:02:09] I only remember the Odin from Valorant as like the cheese gun.
[01:02:14] Like that's all I ever saw people.
[01:02:16] Oh here we go, I got more Recoil Catern, more Gamma Faces.
[01:02:22] I only saw people buy the Odin to cheese.
[01:02:27] Okay, I got a purple.
[01:02:30] This...
[01:02:31] Kinda sick, I guess.
[01:02:33] Can't even...
[01:02:35] Replace, cause I'm in Q.
[01:02:39] Oh fuck, I'm gonna have to go get my earbuds too.
[01:02:45] Okay another purple and I have my match and I can have enough pieces I can just keep opening
[01:02:52] them.
[01:02:54] What would I die?
[01:02:55] If I die that is, I might just, you know, live the entire game and be too busy to
[01:03:02] open cases.
[01:03:03] I mean you guys know how it is.
[01:03:28] What's like the lowest elo you can have?
[01:03:31] I don't even remember.
[01:03:35] Is it literally zero?
[01:03:38] A 1,000.
[01:03:39] You can't go below 1,000?
[01:03:43] OK, well, I'm getting matched against people
[01:03:46] who aren't 1,000.
[01:03:48] Don't say yours.
[01:03:49] That's not the question that I asked.
[01:03:52] I felt like what's the lowest number it can give you?
[01:03:57] Because I was just curious.
[01:04:01] I was just curious. Yo, diddly-do, thank you for the 14 months.
[01:04:05] Thank you, thank you, thank you.
[01:04:08] Let's roll.
[01:04:10] I'll say yours, bro. That's not... that's not accurate.
[01:04:15] It's not accurate.
[01:04:22] What is happening?
[01:04:24] Oh my fucking god, I forgot I have my mouse and keyboard plugged into my other computer.
[01:04:28] Hold on.
[01:04:31] I use a software called Mouses Without Borders to use two PCs at the same time.
[01:04:51] But if I have my mouse and keyboard plugged into the non-gaming PC, a lot of games don't
[01:04:58] like that. It makes the games not work.
[01:05:15] Wait, what map is this? Where the fuck are we? Oh it's, oh it's this map. I don't
[01:05:22] know where the fuck to stand on this map.
[01:05:28] Okay, well they're pushing him.
[01:05:52] That's okay.
[01:05:53] Yeah, time to open some cases, bro. Let's open a gamma case. Oh
[01:06:03] My god, my eyebrow is icky under the mask
[01:06:19] Well
[01:06:23] Did you guys hear the like lagging sound? What is that?
[01:06:28] Oh.
[01:06:30] It's my headphones.
[01:06:35] No.
[01:06:37] Weird.
[01:06:39] Do more, thank you for the gift, Ed.
[01:06:53] I'm dead. Well, I got two. Could be worse for sure. Yeah, we lose. That's okay.
[01:07:18] I'm gonna buy this and this.
[01:07:31] You know what, we have to defuse kits, maybe I'm being greedy, but I'm gonna try to smoke
[01:07:37] me, I think.
[01:07:39] Is it even good to smoke this?
[01:07:41] I don't know, I'm just an idiot.
[01:07:46] It's not even a good smoke.
[01:07:58] Man!
[01:08:09] I
[01:08:15] Well, at least I didn't spend a lot
[01:08:24] Nice
[01:08:37] I mean the two guys with the
[01:08:39] The one guy with the defuse kit is alive.
[01:08:52] Daaamn.
[01:09:04] Daaamn.
[01:09:06] Okay, I'm opening a- I'm opening a case after this round.
[01:09:12] I need that shit.
[01:09:16] Jam drawer! Thanks for the 18 months!
[01:09:28] No, that's fine.
[01:09:32] I smoked my teammate.
[01:09:36] They're not even here
[01:10:04] No, that was good
[01:10:06] We are getting so rolled.
[01:10:27] Maybe it's just there, uh, cuz we're on the wrong side, that's all.
[01:10:57] I'm going to kill you.
[01:11:07] Okay.
[01:11:17] I have a little bit at least.
[01:11:44] You're going flash by.
[01:11:50] Throwing a grenade.
[01:11:52] Dude, we're so cocked. This is so bad.
[01:12:02] You guys gotta go.
[01:12:10] Come back, Tanya. Feel like thanks for the one year.
[01:12:14] What are you doing? Just shoot them in the head. I'm drawing! I'm drawing, I swear!
[01:12:26] This is just cocked. This is just cocked.
[01:12:30] Let's move out.
[01:12:40] Okay, this time I won't smoke my own team.
[01:12:42] I'm going to smoke.
[01:12:44] It's injury.
[01:13:00] My teammate was right there that is unfortunate
[01:13:30] Why don't we just wait, just wait, he has a sniper, just wait!
[01:13:57] I got an AK!
[01:14:09] Oh goodness.
[01:14:18] Goodness gracious.
[01:14:19] We won a round.
[01:14:20] There's hope.
[01:14:22] And maybe they'll try to go A again now.
[01:14:51] Where is that B?
[01:14:52] I can't even tell.
[01:15:05] Oh!
[01:15:22] You got this.
[01:15:34] You got this, Zim666.
[01:15:39] Good try.
[01:15:49] Okay, this time, I'll open a case.
[01:16:03] I keep forgetting, as I've been wanting to watch.
[01:16:37] Hey, again?
[01:16:47] There's a guy in my right too!
[01:17:03] Oh my god, they're everywhere. All right, I'm opening your case
[01:17:20] Damn
[01:17:33] I
[01:17:42] Always get blues
[01:17:46] Well, I had the dream come here
[01:18:03] fuck
[01:18:25] Guys, maybe I should just give up the CS Dream.
[01:18:37] Yeah, don't show Ray this.
[01:18:50] Well, at least I'm not bottom-fragging.
[01:19:05] that could happen soon
[01:19:35] Please get him, bro, please.
[01:19:57] I feel like they're just gonna come behind us, right?
[01:20:05] Okay, he's watching that
[01:20:09] No, he's watching where is he watching?
[01:20:31] Yeah
[01:20:35] It worked out, I guess.
[01:20:42] I think I got four kills.
[01:20:48] Okay, I'm opening a case after this one.
[01:20:52] Uh, no, I killed four.
[01:20:54] Oh my god, he lost the sniping mid
[01:21:17] I feel like I was so close to getting that one too.
[01:21:28] Oh, now I just one guy, sick.
[01:21:41] You're so fucked, dude.
[01:21:48] Oh my god!
[01:21:50] No!
[01:22:06] Oh my god.
[01:22:09] Yeah, we do have a one-on-eleven teammate, but I mean we're all just playing worse
[01:22:16] All of us
[01:22:38] And our guy lost this knife.
[01:22:48] Do I reload a lot of them?
[01:22:51] Oh no, I don't have to.
[01:22:56] Oh!
[01:22:59] Yikes!
[01:23:04] Yikes. What? What can I do? You guys can't possibly fuck this up. It's two of you. Wow. Wow.
[01:23:34] What the hell?
[01:23:41] Like, what the fuck?
[01:23:45] What?
[01:23:46] This is ridiculous!
[01:23:48] Okay, now it's time for our terrorist...
[01:23:52] terrorist reign.
[01:23:54] Okay, now it's time for our terrorist...
[01:23:59] terrorist reign.
[01:24:01] Oh, my brother.
[01:24:08] So who do we blame?
[01:24:51] Our purple guy just died
[01:25:03] Bro, just stall. Oh
[01:25:07] He's a god he's a god actually
[01:25:14] Wow
[01:25:18] There is some hope
[01:25:21] Just a little bit, not a lot but there's some.
[01:25:43] Where's our purple guy going?
[01:25:46] He just- I shouldn't blame him, but like- Yeah, I'm gonna open cases.
[01:26:08] I don't even see what they're doing.
[01:26:38] Okay, one more.
[01:26:47] We lost!
[01:26:50] How can this be?
[01:27:04] Yeah, we lost.
[01:27:09] He left.
[01:27:10] Goodbye.
[01:27:18] Oh, he's back.
[01:27:23] Well, now we win.
[01:27:34] Let's go!
[01:27:58] Yo, creative natives!
[01:28:00] Thank you for the fire!
[01:28:04] Oh, that's where- that's my teammate.
[01:28:11] Sorry!
[01:28:14] Yikes, thank you, creative native!
[01:28:24] Oh, I don't know where he is.
[01:28:49] They got this.
[01:28:55] Woo!
[01:29:14] OK.
[01:29:19] Oh my fucking god bro, I'm so fucking bad.
[01:29:38] Okay we lost.
[01:29:39] Yo 10th, thanks for 34 months.
[01:29:43] Oh my god, that was nice.
[01:29:48] Whoa, oh
[01:29:50] Ah
[01:30:17] Nice
[01:30:20] It's just a warm-up game.
[01:30:37] And I'm broke.
[01:31:07] where? Like right through the back of my head. What the heck is that? It is what it is.
[01:31:26] I have to open in cases.
[01:31:56] Oh.
[01:32:11] Nice try.
[01:32:26] Fuck!
[01:32:27] Okay, I'm playing another one!
[01:32:36] Just one more, one more.
[01:32:41] Bro!
[01:32:42] What the fuck was that?
[01:32:48] Such a good book.
[01:32:52] That was so evil.
[01:32:59] Now I have to keep opening them.
[01:33:08] Shit.
[01:33:09] I'm 2-1-0-2!
[01:33:14] Good grief.
[01:33:21] Good grief, bro.
[01:33:28] Okay, shotgun.
[01:33:32] It's blue!
[01:33:33] That's great!
[01:33:34] We love blues!
[01:33:35] I feel like I was getting real lucky for a while, but now it's just been dry.
[01:33:44] It's been very dry for a long time.
[01:33:48] I mean, I'm even happy to see a purple, honestly.
[01:34:01] I
[01:34:10] Everyone's voting lose now
[01:34:18] You know what I don't I I think you're gonna say it's excuses
[01:34:23] I think that it's the costume guys. I think it's the costume if I put on a t-shirt
[01:34:30] I would be playing so much better and those those rounds are not completed fully. Oh my god
[01:34:39] It's not copious bro, I mean it's like a little bit but
[01:34:47] It's true it is distracting me
[01:34:54] So close oh hi, Masa
[01:35:00] Okay, please. I do not wish to play on. What was that map, Inferno?
[01:35:08] That might be one of my least favorite maps.
[01:35:16] There is a t-shirt.
[01:35:20] I mean, look, I wore the costume for an hour. I made my little TikToks. I did my job, right?
[01:35:29] Good, good enough.
[01:35:39] I'm gonna change out after this.
[01:35:50] It's just not a very comfortable outfit!
[01:36:12] Nice.
[01:36:13] Okay, I'm telling you guys, at least having the mask off will make this game so much better.
[01:36:28] Just wait and see.
[01:36:31] Just wait and see.
[01:36:33] Oh, phew.
[01:36:37] It will be better, don't worry.
[01:36:40] No, I'm not talking now we break
[01:37:10] I don't know if I even hit him, oh we got him.
[01:37:33] I hit him for 25, wow.
[01:37:37] Crazy.
[01:37:43] Yeah, Angel too.
[01:37:43] Thank you for the eight months.
[01:37:46] Thank you, thank you, thank you.
[01:37:47] Did he unmute himself just to cough into the mic?
[01:38:13] Oh my god.
[01:38:20] We got him!
[01:38:26] Now I'm kinda not doing shit though.
[01:38:31] I mean that's okay, a win is a win.
[01:38:36] Right.
[01:38:37] I'm going to interview all those smokes, eh?
[01:38:39] Uh, yeah, I'm going for stairs.
[01:38:42] Uh, you smoke stairs, I'll smoke CT.
[01:38:44] I'll wait 135.
[01:38:46] Yep.
[01:38:47] Mine takes a second, something to throw at us.
[01:38:49] It smells sick, yeah.
[01:38:50] Uh, no, no, no, no, just slow push though.
[01:38:52] Okay, okay.
[01:38:53] Okay, okay.
[01:38:54] Mine takes a long time.
[01:38:56] Walk, walk, walk.
[01:39:06] I can't see shit let's get
[01:39:30] I'm done.
[01:39:49] Why'd you go there?
[01:39:50] So I was like, oh, we're going to set up.
[01:39:52] And this is a good spot for when they push.
[01:39:55] And then they push.
[01:39:56] And I was like, oh.
[01:39:57] If I leave am I gonna instantly die?
[01:40:06] We're going back to B.
[01:40:07] I didn't know I'm gonna drop that.
[01:40:09] I'm off.
[01:40:10] I'll take yours.
[01:40:41] I feel like we just leave, all right?
[01:40:58] I
[01:41:03] Have one coming from B
[01:41:08] It's gonna be in that corner to left
[01:41:11] I'm never
[01:41:18] Buy some skins you look poor. I've bought so many skins. I still don't have an AK skin
[01:41:28] Okay, I hit him a little bit at least, I know what he says.
[01:41:50] Henry, thanks for 16 months.
[01:41:52] I just saw something in the door inside the mark.
[01:41:58] Play 2v1.
[01:42:09] You wouldn't have missed if you had the proper skin.
[01:42:12] I'm sorry that I am so poor.
[01:42:14] I've definitely pulled AK- oh that was clean.
[01:42:17] I've definitely pulled AK skins before, but...
[01:42:20] I must have just raised them all up. I don't even know
[01:42:50] I can launch Catwoman as much as I can.
[01:42:57] I can hear one connector.
[01:43:01] One's wrapping all the way around.
[01:43:10] Nice, she's coming up.
[01:43:20] Fuck
[01:43:23] What's a fucking shotgun too?
[01:43:33] Wow
[01:43:36] This guy's good. I don't even know there was a thing here. What the heck?
[01:43:49] I
[01:43:54] Should we try be
[01:44:09] Market market window all the way
[01:44:19] I'm just fucking getting okay so every game that I taught pride at least part about lose
[01:44:49] Otherwise I just get carried which means I see to get good. I'm so fucking bad
[01:45:06] His house the area under the stairs
[01:45:14] What the fuck
[01:45:19] CT.
[01:45:26] Now this one's CT.
[01:45:33] Woo!
[01:45:37] That went pretty well.
[01:45:42] That was a good push.
[01:45:44] I'm not bought a frag anymore oh my god, what do you say?
[01:45:51] Yeah I think I smoke window probably not there
[01:45:58] There's a lot of them over here on the transmission stuff over there.
[01:46:23] I
[01:46:34] Will be brave
[01:46:41] Everyone can enter
[01:46:53] I'm so I'm so blind I was like oh I should probably smoke that
[01:47:02] Oh my god this is all my fault
[01:47:10] One jumped out of the window, mark it.
[01:47:15] Oh, fuck, he's in a connector.
[01:47:23] Oh, goodness.
[01:47:26] Oh, is August here?
[01:47:29] Hello, August.
[01:47:30] I guess the other guy just gave up.
[01:47:33] He ran away.
[01:47:35] Yeah, he just left.
[01:47:39] Well, goodbye then.
[01:48:00] My bad guys, I'm whiffing today too much.
[01:48:03] 13-1-6.
[01:48:04] I'm doing better than that guy.
[01:48:08] As long as I'm not doing the worst, I'm happy.
[01:48:22] Oh, chaos! Thanks for getting a sub for August.
[01:48:28] Is there someone?
[01:48:31] Everyone looting behind your spawn?
[01:48:33] Is he on their spawn or not?
[01:48:35] I don't think that's the same guy.
[01:48:45] I don't think there's gonna be no one coming out.
[01:48:55] I didn't see anything oh my god
[01:49:06] I'm not.
[01:49:08] That's fucking asshole.
[01:49:13] No.
[01:49:15] The Vs are going to have a good one.
[01:49:19] Bottom frag again.
[01:49:21] I've been bottom frag on this team, but...
[01:49:24] As long as blue bands doesn't pass me.
[01:49:28] Yeah, I got shit on.
[01:49:31] I will say that's not...
[01:49:33] Okay, I won.
[01:49:35] I'm taking off my bolts and shit taking this shit off
[01:50:05] Nice
[01:50:35] Okay, I got the core set off.
[01:50:44] 1v1?
[01:50:47] Windwalker, thanks for 7 months!
[01:51:05] Oh, there he is.
[01:51:08] Oh, I think it's time, though.
[01:51:10] Oh, no!
[01:51:11] Oh, thank you for the five gifted.
[01:51:14] Yay.
[01:51:17] Come on, so there it is.
[01:51:18] I'm gonna go.
[01:51:24] Sorry, I'm not from WAP.
[01:51:31] Yeah, that wasn't that bad.
[01:51:34] i don't think
[01:51:53] i would check it don't worry guys
[01:52:04] I don't think this is the house.
[01:52:18] Okay, I'll try to plant.
[01:52:20] There's one jungle.
[01:52:22] There's also a cat.
[01:52:27] Oh, CT! CT!
[01:52:31] One jungle.
[01:52:34] Oh, I thought CT was on the right side, that's T, I'm such a idiot bro.
[01:52:55] I was doing my duty as a ward.
[01:52:58] No, yeah.
[01:53:02] I was holding that shit down though.
[01:53:04] You have to admit.
[01:53:32] the
[01:53:44] the
[01:53:46] the
[01:53:51] the
[01:53:56] I
[01:54:08] Know
[01:54:10] Now
[01:54:18] Let's connect or this
[01:54:20] Well, I might get shot on the way out, I think I'm dead anyway, oh yeah I'm so dead.
[01:54:31] Sweet!
[01:54:32] That's okay.
[01:54:33] Oh god, oh no guys.
[01:54:46] I said as long as I don't fall below blue bands, I fall below blue bands.
[01:54:50] I want to do ace mug.
[01:54:53] Sure.
[01:54:55] Together, we can't believe it.
[01:54:57] Oh, good grief.
[01:55:02] Really?
[01:55:03] Fuck.
[01:55:04] You're only a fuck.
[01:55:07] Oh!
[01:55:11] Oh, OK.
[01:55:13] Oh, brother.
[01:55:20] of
[01:55:27] only
[01:55:30] of
[01:55:34] of
[01:55:37] of
[01:55:40] of
[01:55:45] I think the other one's strong.
[01:55:50] What is that?
[01:55:55] Hey guys, chill.
[01:56:00] Oh!
[01:56:01] Oh, you had a little.
[01:56:03] I thought I had that shit.
[01:56:05] Yeah, almost.
[01:56:07] Almost.
[01:56:08] I'm a girl.
[01:56:09] How's it going?
[01:56:10] Let's get into the boys.
[01:56:14] I will go be then I guess I'll go be that's what I just said
[01:56:31] But whatever.
[01:57:01] Oh my fucking god what the fuck is wrong with me oh even though dude
[01:57:28] I was one of the kills so bad.
[01:57:45] two
[01:57:57] Just do there
[01:57:59] One's palace, one's palace
[01:58:05] Two palace, two palace
[01:58:09] Yeah, I hit him in the head too a thing
[01:58:11] what?
[01:58:13] damn
[01:58:15] what the fuck
[01:58:17] that dude
[01:58:19] that dude
[01:58:21] that's so mean
[01:58:23] oh
[01:58:25] I believe in you purple
[01:58:29] nice, oh nice
[01:58:31] I believe in you purple
[01:58:33] oh
[01:58:41] Deploying decoy
[01:59:05] I mean
[01:59:07] Ah, that sucks.
[01:59:09] Sorry, guys.
[01:59:11] Hold up.
[01:59:13] Definitely a nice try.
[01:59:15] I'm gonna go beach.
[01:59:17] Yup.
[01:59:19] I'm gonna go palace.
[01:59:21] Try to get a pick.
[01:59:23] Let's go!
[01:59:37] of
[01:59:47] of
[02:00:04] the
[02:00:06] coming down to be in the middle
[02:00:31] I don't know if they can do anything
[02:00:35] They don't have to really... This is hard, I think.
[02:00:40] Yeah.
[02:00:44] I should have just saved...
[02:00:46] Instead of buying that stupid...
[02:00:48] Stupid P-shooter gun.
[02:00:52] I think I'm just gonna save this round.
[02:00:58] No more P-shooter gun.
[02:01:05] Yeah, this is fine.
[02:01:11] Oh, it's 10-5?
[02:01:14] I thought this was a way closer to getting a narco.
[02:01:20] Speed, speed.
[02:01:25] I got it.
[02:01:30] I got
[02:01:32] Oh
[02:01:38] Fuck
[02:01:46] What
[02:01:48] What just happened?
[02:01:50] Yeah, I didn't have time to get it done. Yeah, they all came apartments. Okay
[02:01:56] I didn't do shit, dude!
[02:02:01] I'm actually just full getting fucking backpack carried!
[02:02:15] That's actually helping me go apartments all around.
[02:02:24] And I'm dead.
[02:02:26] You going to Aga?
[02:02:28] Or me?
[02:02:29] Yeah.
[02:02:31] Are they going knit?
[02:02:34] Nope.
[02:02:35] They just want to die down this apartment again.
[02:02:39] Fuck.
[02:02:41] Off to this base of the cat.
[02:03:15] I was trying to get around that box, I couldn't stretch it, but...
[02:03:20] I'm actually just dead weight, he's just crazy.
[02:03:26] These guys are so weird.
[02:03:27] You know, they're just, you know, like B.
[02:03:31] They all went B and then they switched up and went A.
[02:03:33] I know.
[02:03:36] I'll go B also.
[02:03:40] Let's have a ride.
[02:03:45] I'm gonna watch cat.
[02:03:52] They're pushing up cat.
[02:03:59] You're ending an apartment school.
[02:04:03] Oh, I wanted to kill someone so bad.
[02:04:08] bad
[02:04:10] at least i hit him
[02:04:11] i guess
[02:04:15] fuck that cat
[02:04:21] he's trying to trap the cat
[02:04:26] yep
[02:04:28] he's still cat
[02:04:32] hey dude your name hit me
[02:04:38] of
[02:04:48] the
[02:05:06] I'm just gonna save again I need it bro
[02:05:28] Hello?
[02:05:29] Let's go.
[02:05:30] Here, at least.
[02:05:31] They're going middle.
[02:05:32] Middle.
[02:05:33] of
[02:06:25] I'm so gone!
[02:06:27] I believe in you, egg.
[02:06:29] No, don't say that.
[02:06:34] One should be on my back, I guess.
[02:06:39] How do you know?
[02:06:41] I'm just going to use an AWP sniper, I think, and let's see if he switches.
[02:06:46] I'm pretty sure he's still scaring the AWP.
[02:06:49] Like it's just cocked isn't it?
[02:06:55] He might have just picked up the bomb and so worked out on his
[02:07:01] No, he has it.
[02:07:05] Oh, he has a- AHAH!
[02:07:07] I'm trying.
[02:07:13] Very sad.
[02:07:22] Can a person has pulled the same thing twice?
[02:07:25] What was that? Capscalf? Not the same thing twice?
[02:07:28] Dude, I have the worst fucking case look on all of these here.
[02:07:32] I've got pretty bad luck too
[02:07:39] At least the team's nice, I guess although I don't even deserve it
[02:07:53] The guy at least two in mid
[02:08:02] I'm on 9L, some carry me to come up.
[02:08:10] Brad is in middle of the snapper.
[02:08:20] One's coming up, connector.
[02:08:24] I'm a ward, I'm watching this spot with my life.
[02:08:33] The bomb is upstairs, so
[02:08:35] So, they might go this way.
[02:08:38] There's another one there.
[02:08:39] Oh, f**king cat.
[02:08:50] Last one's mid.
[02:08:53] I'm just gonna play time on this one.
[02:08:55] Yay!
[02:08:56] Well done.
[02:08:58] Yo, UIG, thanks for 38 months, sorry.
[02:09:01] I've been locked in, I just saw that.
[02:09:05] Holy bottom fred, jesus, oh god.
[02:09:51] what he's standing on someone I was like is that just some shit on the wall
[02:09:56] that I never know before yeah I did something at the end
[02:10:11] Kora is a Kora is a should I play one more or should I just play Witcher decisions decisions
[02:10:31] I need more keys. One more? Okay. Let me guess some more keys though.
[02:10:46] Okay, buy this shit.
[02:10:53] I also think I'm gonna change
[02:10:55] Because the outfit being so uncomfortable is like, my brain is just not working.
[02:11:02] Alright. Hold on. I'm going to change.
[02:11:09] Nadio! Thanks for the 10 months!
[02:11:11] I'm glad I at least got to show you guys though.
[02:11:15] But I think I'm going to go put on a t-shirt now with my bald head.
[02:11:23] Yeah, I think it came out pretty good.
[02:11:27] Yeah, I think if I'm careful I might actually not fuck it up.
[02:11:31] Okay.
[02:11:32] You right back
[02:13:32] I am free!
[02:13:34] Yay!
[02:13:36] Oh!
[02:13:38] That was a crazy outfit.
[02:13:40] Yes, I am free.
[02:13:42] My lipstick is still black though,
[02:13:44] and my forehead is exposed.
[02:13:46] Oh, God.
[02:13:48] Okay, one more?
[02:13:50] Okay, one more.
[02:13:52] Okay, one more.
[02:13:54] Okay, one more.
[02:13:56] Okay, one more.
[02:13:58] Okay, one more.
[02:14:00] One more?
[02:14:12] One more?
[02:14:15] Your client needs to update, please restart!
[02:14:19] What the heck? They're pushing out updates in the middle. Yo Claudio, thanks for the 16 months.
[02:14:26] Thank you, thank you, thank you.
[02:14:30] All right, update time.
[02:14:35] It is fine.
[02:14:37] Does my hair look weird?
[02:14:52] It just always looks weird.
[02:14:54] What does your shirt say?
[02:14:56] Oh, it's a nine-inch nail shirt.
[02:15:00] But it says, uh, take the skin.
[02:15:09] It's one of the shirts that they gave me when I went to the concert.
[02:15:18] Take whose skin? Uh, it says take the skin and peel it back.
[02:15:23] back. Oh no man he's just always singing about healing people's skin off. It's kind of scary.
[02:15:37] Kind of scary. Okay more cases! Yay! I don't want to take this off here. He's got to be
[02:15:51] Oh my gosh.
[02:15:53] I'm free.
[02:16:01] Give me this shit.
[02:16:11] Just give me anything that's not blue or purple.
[02:16:14] Please!
[02:16:15] What do I have to do?
[02:16:18] No!
[02:16:19] Dude, it's it's been dry for so long. I think like my last like
[02:16:24] 300 cases or something like that, right?
[02:16:28] That's be something crazy like that
[02:16:31] Okay, my forehead looks fucking huge
[02:16:36] Wig hair
[02:16:41] It's ahhh why is it always easy like that with the hard ones?
[02:16:49] Come on, man. It always just barely passes the red. Honestly, I'm kind of glad that I
[02:16:59] decided to take the costume off early because when I was in my intro, I needed a piss really
[02:17:06] bad and then I realized I was not going to go piss in that outfit. There was no way.
[02:17:15] I was like, oh, I guess I'm just gonna deal with it.
[02:17:18] And then the feeling kind of went away.
[02:17:21] And it hasn't come back yet,
[02:17:22] but now whenever I have to piss again,
[02:17:24] I can piss without here.
[02:17:28] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[02:17:33] You know, it is what it is, right?
[02:17:36] Why are the keys already again?
[02:17:38] Oh my God, I have to buy more keys already.
[02:17:42] Good grief.
[02:17:46] Good grief
[02:17:51] Yo, Yag ski thanks for seven months a one-piece outfit no pants and no top. Yeah, it was like a
[02:17:58] bodysuit
[02:18:00] corset
[02:18:02] And then a bunch of stuff I added on top
[02:18:05] So I'd have to remove the corset take off the whole body suit some of the stuff which was pinned up
[02:18:12] Oh! I got a pink! Oh, this is cute! Wait, it's an anime girl gun. I'll have to equip that later.
[02:18:25] I'm just happy to get something that's not blue. I've been waiting. Yes, very nice. Very very nice.
[02:18:40] Alright, they can pick. I'm gonna go piss. Now that I'm allowed to piss.
[02:19:40] Hello, I've returned again.
[02:19:46] And before people ask, yes, I wash my hands.
[02:19:49] I used my new um, my new uh, what's it called, peach blossom and nectar, so it's a very
[02:19:58] good flavor.
[02:20:00] No you didn't, yes I did, why would I lie about that?
[02:20:09] Do y'all just not wash your hands?
[02:20:15] Maybe it's projection.
[02:20:17] It's projection because you guys don't wash your hands so you assume everyone else doesn't.
[02:20:24] I mean I guess you can't know for sure what people do in the bathroom.
[02:20:29] But I feel like every girl I know obviously washes their hands but there's some guys
[02:20:35] that like, I don't know.
[02:20:39] I don't know.
[02:20:43] And I've heard guys talk about this and be like,
[02:20:45] oh well, I like don't even touch anything,
[02:20:47] so I don't have to wash my hands.
[02:20:49] Yes you do, you have to wash your hands.
[02:20:51] Because your hands touch like the bathroom door handle
[02:20:56] and stuff like that, you might touch like the toilet lid,
[02:20:58] you have to wash your hands.
[02:21:04] I don't even play with me right now,
[02:21:06] don't piss me off.
[02:21:07] Can we plant that bomb or are we just going to...
[02:21:09] Eee, sorry.
[02:21:11] I forgot that I had it.
[02:21:15] It was just a joke.
[02:21:19] Sorry, I was talking about hand washing and I'm very passionate about hand washing.
[02:21:24] As I truly love soap.
[02:21:28] He's upstairs. Yep.
[02:21:37] Yeah, I don't think I hit a single bullet on anyone.
[02:21:46] That's okay.
[02:21:47] But you see how much more talkative I am already now that I've changed, bro?
[02:21:50] I don't know what it is about that outfit.
[02:21:52] Maybe it was just like...
[02:21:54] Like a f***ing plethora of feeling.
[02:22:00] It was just like, ooh, I just didn't all like that.
[02:22:04] Jeremy Quinn, thanks for the three months!
[02:22:09] This is just... not pleasant.
[02:22:20] I feel like I should be with the rest of the team.
[02:22:34] There was another guy like literally looking right at me. I don't think he'd shot at me at all
[02:22:52] It was a box
[02:22:54] Well, we see him. I'm just gonna sit plant my ass right here
[02:23:04] What is that?
[02:23:13] Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking serious?
[02:23:15] He's on the bomb.
[02:23:23] I got a SES.
[02:23:25] I did something. A little bit. We'll take that. Yeah, brothers, stay happy with your
[02:23:43] Um actually I got one kill too. I also got to kill. Don't forget about that.
[02:23:54] Oh, it's smoke.
[02:24:01] Oh, it is.
[02:24:06] Oh, f**k you.
[02:24:10] Oopsie.
[02:24:16] Dude, is that me?
[02:24:23] I think that other guy's under, or maybe he ran.
[02:24:27] Oh, we see-
[02:24:28] AHHHHHHHHHH!
[02:24:29] Yeah!
[02:24:30] Oh, I didn't know you could spin the bomb like that!
[02:24:43] So cool.
[02:24:48] So cool.
[02:24:53] spectator stream
[02:24:55] Okay, my goal is to not die this round
[02:25:03] Wait, it's wait is it always a spectator stream you guys are spectating me
[02:25:12] Think before you speak
[02:25:23] Oh my god, there's so many.
[02:25:50] YAYYYYYY!
[02:25:57] It's just react content.
[02:26:00] Man, chat's way better reacting than me.
[02:26:05] They're always reacting to some shit.
[02:26:08] Or just making shit up.
[02:26:14] You're finding blue bands again?
[02:26:16] Wait, you're right! It's blue bands!
[02:26:18] My arch nemesis
[02:26:21] Although by the end he wasn't bottom-fragging anymore last time
[02:26:29] And he just killed me
[02:26:32] It's gonna be sight to your left
[02:26:37] One more sight one more sight
[02:26:48] Logged by your nemesis.
[02:26:53] I don't know if I'd consider blue bands my nemesis.
[02:26:59] Oh my god, he did the same thing and cut a third kill.
[02:27:14] That's fine.
[02:27:18] do I save here I'm gonna save it doesn't it looks like everyone else has money
[02:27:48] And I'm dead blue bands again, dude!
[02:28:02] How do we lose 1v3?
[02:28:04] That's crazy.
[02:28:07] How did he get- WHAT?
[02:28:09] He's just a god!
[02:28:14] Wait.
[02:28:16] I don't know, blue bands is too good to be my rival.
[02:28:24] That was sick.
[02:28:29] Do I have an AK now?
[02:28:30] Oh, nice.
[02:28:44] Sick.
[02:28:46] No fire rescue guy, thanks for the gift sub to Red Bull!
[02:29:03] Oh shit, I have the bomb. That's so much responsibility.
[02:29:12] Oh, you're... okay. Cool.
[02:29:23] Yo, Paragon! Thank you for the love and gifted! Thanks, Paragon! I'm so scared right now.
[02:29:36] Thank you, Paragon! Thank you, thank you!
[02:29:41] One window.
[02:29:43] It's fucking blue bands again!
[02:29:45] How does he like always know where we are?
[02:29:50] Yo, Oaf, thank you for the 10 gifted.
[02:29:55] This might be a sniper.
[02:29:58] Okay, well, I'll put this here.
[02:30:01] And open some cases!
[02:30:04] Let's fucking go!
[02:30:05] Oaf, thank you for the 10!
[02:30:07] Save, Paragon, thank you, Oaf!
[02:30:09] Thank you, thank you, thank you!
[02:30:11] Thank you so much.
[02:30:13] Oh my god, I actually got it!
[02:30:14] got it! Oh it's always an AWP! I want an AK or something. I don't know if these cases
[02:30:24] even have a kid. I do. I got a red! Look at the float. What is that, this? Field-pested.
[02:30:49] Okay, my bad team.
[02:30:59] Oh my god, this.
[02:31:01] I guess.
[02:31:19] What?
[02:31:21] I'm throwing a fireback.
[02:31:24] I'm throwing a fireback.
[02:31:31] It was blue bands again!
[02:31:34] I can't.
[02:31:42] Holy shit.
[02:31:44] Oh nice! That was a very nice Molotov.
[02:31:53] Oh! Was his ass sticking out? Oh, it's in the window.
[02:32:03] Ah, they try.
[02:32:24] Man, I gotta step it up. I gotta do better, bro.
[02:33:03] sneaky sneaky what oh my god oh yo gab thanks for 32 months
[02:33:14] oh my god
[02:33:33] I'm going to kill you.
[02:33:43] Excuse me.
[02:34:14] I'm gonna grab on where's he trying to go
[02:34:32] Oh.
[02:34:34] Oh!
[02:34:35] Oh.
[02:34:36] There?
[02:34:37] There.
[02:34:38] There's a spot.
[02:34:40] CT.
[02:34:59] Oof.
[02:35:02] Heal Fruit Loop, thank you for the gift, Ed.
[02:35:24] Okay.
[02:35:30] I've died ten times. That's very bad. That's every single round.
[02:36:00] I
[02:36:13] Shit there's one there
[02:36:15] Again, how do you always know Gabriel? Thanks for the two months. Oh
[02:36:23] My god, I won't be too
[02:36:30] We're on out of cheese and going
[02:36:42] Quick
[02:36:46] Is this map better a terrorist or CT would you guys say
[02:36:53] Okay.
[02:36:54] We're doing okay.
[02:37:00] It's very close.
[02:37:05] I'm back site.
[02:37:12] One sec, one sec.
[02:37:19] Oh my god my game froze.
[02:37:26] Hello?
[02:37:29] Oh my god, my game froze. Hello?
[02:37:40] Scared the shit out of me.
[02:37:54] Yay!
[02:37:57] Chane, thanks for the 5 months!
[02:38:01] He has no more adds.
[02:38:05] I mean I have a twitch turbo so I never see adds. I forget how bad it is.
[02:38:10] Dockham, thanks for 63 months! Thank you!
[02:38:14] We are even now. We have ourselves a game.
[02:38:27] Yo, Foxtrot, thanks for 15 months!
[02:38:38] Oh, fuck, there's one down.
[02:38:52] Okay, 3v3, you know what that means.
[02:39:02] Come on, give me something!
[02:39:09] Anything!
[02:39:11] Micro wolf man, thanks for three months!
[02:39:18] That's the only one, that's the only one.
[02:39:28] Ahhh don't
[02:39:41] no, NO, NO.
[02:39:46] NO NO, no, NO, NO.
[02:39:49] not the stupid emote bro please no
[02:40:19] I should have head because I don't even have a gun.
[02:40:34] You see this Emmy all sub three months in advance I see everything I just don't read
[02:40:54] everything out loud yeah it was a save round it's okay yes I see I see everything
[02:41:06] nothing nothing that you guys do gets past me
[02:41:11] I just can't read everything.
[02:41:17] Okay, there's so many.
[02:41:22] A bunch of pals, bunch of pals, eh?
[02:41:25] Or did I hear you guys?
[02:41:27] I might have heard you guys.
[02:41:34] Oh, they're mad for sure.
[02:41:41] He was pull-bands again!
[02:41:54] Yo, just above you, thanks for the six months, three months is paid.
[02:42:00] Thank you, bro.
[02:42:01] Aw, we've lost three rounds in a row.
[02:42:08] Okay.
[02:42:31] And I feel bad for our top fragger.
[02:42:35] He's doing so good.
[02:42:40] Holy shit.
[02:42:55] Wow, we're around.
[02:43:00] We are so back.
[02:43:05] Dude, this guy's trying to carry us so bad, he has 3000 damage.
[02:43:49] Okay, it's 2v4.
[02:44:19] Do you guys think someday I'll pull a cooler knife?
[02:44:26] Maybe someday.
[02:44:28] This is planted country.
[02:44:30] You should have the danger moves.
[02:44:33] Throwing smoke, laying down smoke.
[02:44:42] It's danger out.
[02:44:44] He killed all of them.
[02:44:50] I helped on one, but you know, whatever.
[02:44:55] Dude, he's gaming, bro.
[02:44:59] I stole that kill.
[02:45:01] He's actually gaming.
[02:45:05] I don't know who that was, Cap, but I liked your kill big time.
[02:45:11] Come on, come on, you're up.
[02:45:15] Join fire!
[02:45:19] I saw one, Ram.
[02:45:20] Smoke!
[02:45:25] Smoke!
[02:45:34] One stairs? I don't know where the last one is.
[02:45:41] I'm behind you, behind you.
[02:45:48] They're all but there, both in front of me, behind me, what am I supposed to do?
[02:46:01] Unfortunate.
[02:46:04] unfortunate. Now this guy's opening cases too. I need to step up my game. Well I
[02:46:18] didn't know that when you open both teams see the cases can open. I thought it was my
[02:46:23] team someone on the enemy team opening cases
[02:46:35] one top dead
[02:46:41] wow he shot on me at least you ran it's her
[02:46:47] wow
[02:46:49] This is it guys ready check this shit out
[02:47:02] Oh wait an AK is dead I told you guys
[02:47:32] I
[02:47:44] One bro
[02:47:56] They're all bravost
[02:48:02] They're still here.
[02:48:06] Oh, they're planting.
[02:48:10] Ooh!
[02:48:14] I don't have a kit.
[02:48:18] I don't have a kit.
[02:48:22] I don't have a kit.
[02:48:26] I don't have a kit.
[02:48:30] Now the kit.
[02:48:31] Yay!
[02:48:32] This is a really close game.
[02:48:47] And now I have a diffuser.
[02:48:49] I thought they'd go A this round.
[02:48:59] Hi.
[02:49:04] Let's move out.
[02:49:08] Inventory.
[02:49:12] Smoke.
[02:49:13] I ain't got smoke.
[02:49:15] Throw in the grenade.
[02:49:20] Remit, remit.
[02:49:21] Form it, actually.
[02:49:25] Three seven, dude, nice.
[02:49:29] Nice.
[02:49:31] Oh!
[02:49:33] I don't know where that was from.
[02:49:37] That wasn't me.
[02:49:39] Yeah.
[02:49:41] Uh, yellow. Just watch cat. Just watch cat.
[02:49:43] There's only one. He was there.
[02:49:45] Yeah, he's right there.
[02:49:47] He crossed you through the smoke.
[02:49:49] Just gonna plant B.
[02:49:53] Oh boy.
[02:49:55] This is nerve-racking.
[02:49:57] wrecking
[02:50:04] Can pick that grenade up and throw it in there
[02:50:08] We're just behind you up against
[02:50:27] Oh, they wasted too much time.
[02:50:37] Fuck.
[02:50:43] That's okay.
[02:50:53] At least I'm not a bottom frag or even close to it.
[02:51:08] I have died the most though.
[02:51:10] I want to smoke.
[02:51:13] So there is that.
[02:51:16] Oh my god I had to reload I mean I hid both of them at least and my best
[02:51:37] Flayers alive!
[02:51:56] How do I ask for a buy?
[02:52:01] Last round buy anything you can.
[02:52:03] It's fine I guess.
[02:52:10] Open the mic.
[02:52:14] No.
[02:52:15] One ramp at least.
[02:52:24] I didn't do anything, yay!
[02:52:33] Man, I guess they just all went for it, I don't know.
[02:52:47] I didn't see a single player!
[02:52:58] Crazy!
[02:53:47] of
[02:54:17] 1v5, you got this man!
[02:54:32] Nah, just wait till we're on terrorist side and it's over for the- oh shit!
[02:54:40] Oh, that was sick.
[02:54:44] Wait, we're still CT.
[02:54:54] Why?
[02:54:58] It was first of 15?
[02:55:04] Oh.
[02:55:05] Oh, well I'm not gonna buy all these then.
[02:55:11] Just in case.
[02:55:14] Three rounds each.
[02:55:15] Oh, okay.
[02:55:16] Two tops, miss.
[02:55:29] Oh my god.
[02:55:30] Is one tapped
[02:56:00] Two, there was three mid, or one jungle two mid.
[02:56:07] Oh dear, left bro.
[02:56:10] Watch out.
[02:56:11] Oh nice.
[02:56:12] It's over.
[02:56:17] Okay, so three rounds up, so now they're one from winning, or what?
[02:56:29] I'm just gonna play super slow.
[02:56:58] Oh, that's really bad.
[02:57:25] I feel bad for this guy. He has 43 kills.
[02:57:28] And we're too heavy.
[02:57:40] I mean it's not over yet.
[02:57:49] He's smurfing, don't feel bad.
[02:57:52] I'm still humiliated with myself.
[02:57:57] I'm ashamed.
[02:58:27] I'm just doing my job as a ward. I made the other guy jump out so that our smurf could kill him.
[02:58:36] He's on site, he's on site.
[02:58:54] What the fuck?
[02:58:59] Wow.
[02:59:04] That was um, that was something.
[02:59:12] That was something.
[02:59:13] Is it witcher time perhaps or one more?
[02:59:22] I didn't eat that much of my Alfredo, but now I have it.
[02:59:30] One more.
[02:59:31] Oh yeah, I have to equip my AK.
[02:59:35] I finally got an AK.
[02:59:37] I'm going to equip this too.
[02:59:45] I will no longer have my no skin a.k.
[03:00:08] Yeah, I'll do some trade-ups.
[03:00:11] Let me heat up my food.
[03:00:16] Okay.
[03:00:17] Inventory trade-up.
[03:00:21] I have...
[03:00:22] I have so many ops, Jesus.
[03:00:30] Alright.
[03:00:33] Okay.
[03:00:38] I don't think I'm going to have enough to actually trade up for anything good though.
[03:00:58] We will see though.
[03:01:01] do I have?
[03:01:02] Wait, I like- wait, this looks like my real gun!
[03:01:17] What the heck?
[03:01:18] Wait, I like that.
[03:01:21] I'm going to cancel Q just to equip that.
[03:01:29] I might have to start using the deagle guys, I-I never buy it.
[03:01:35] Pretty good!
[03:01:38] Okay, now play Witcher.
[03:01:40] I will play Witcher!
[03:01:42] I will play Witcher, don't worry.
[03:01:45] I'm just doing one more.
[03:01:48] Like, actually just one more.
[03:01:51] I swear.
[03:01:54] Have I ever told a lie?
[03:01:59] No. It's kind of pretty, I guess.
[03:02:07] Do I have enough pinks that I don't want to trade up?
[03:02:17] This item has an original owner certificate.
[03:02:22] Should I keep that? What does that mean?
[03:02:28] No?
[03:02:29] Let me get rid of a bunch of these ugly ass guns.
[03:02:46] I'm not even getting a lot of good stuff from tradeups either, but at some point maybe I'll
[03:03:10] get better gloves maybe or a better knife either would be fine I would be okay with
[03:03:19] either trade-up is a science well whatever the science is I'm I'm definitely
[03:03:28] fucking it up miserably I mean I got the cool the cool deagle
[03:03:47] this I put this in for two minutes it still feels ice cold okay yeah that is
[03:03:53] not heated up. I have to nuke this shit. It's just so dense.
[03:04:11] Hell nah. It's a sign pick nuke. Man I don't like nuke either.
[03:04:23] What's that guy's name that I kept getting matched against blue something?
[03:04:30] If he's in this- WAIT HE'S ON MY TEAM!
[03:04:33] Dude, he has- this has- he has to be doing this on purpose.
[03:04:37] I just- I was like, bro, he's on the enemy team.
[03:04:40] He's on my team.
[03:04:42] Well, he won last time.
[03:04:46] But surely we'll win this one.
[03:04:51] That's me, Wol-sorry.
[03:04:54] Real blue bands?
[03:04:56] Or imposter?
[03:05:11] Excuse me!
[03:05:21] Oh my god, we're against Google Chrome!
[03:05:36] That's the best browser.
[03:05:38] Dude, the most annoying part of getting any new piece of tech is when it's like, I swear
[03:05:45] you should use Microsoft Edge!
[03:05:48] It's just like Chrome!
[03:05:49] Or even better!
[03:05:50] Shut up! I Google install chrome and then I uninstall that shit right away.
[03:06:00] Let go. Fuck yourself.
[03:06:07] Holy shit. So bad.
[03:06:10] Yo Sandman thanks for the gift sub to Blue Bands.
[03:06:13] I think I hit him, there's blood on the wall, oh he's dead, okay, sick.
[03:06:23] Be careful, tunnel tunnel tunnel, quick to block the line.
[03:06:28] I'm just gonna hide here, camping.
[03:06:30] One on tunnel, one on tunnel.
[03:06:38] Oh, that was a little left. Alex, thanks for 13 months in due haste. Thanks for 32.
[03:06:46] This shit better be like lava. It's bubbling.
[03:06:52] You guys hear it? I'll throw Mike, we'll pick it up.
[03:06:56] It is gurgling.
[03:07:03] Oh, good grief.
[03:07:08] Okay, well no buy this round
[03:07:14] Eat it with your hands
[03:07:18] You know I have eaten the spaghetti with my hands
[03:07:22] Cuz like I didn't have a choice at the time and
[03:07:27] Honestly
[03:07:28] It was kind of enjoyable
[03:07:31] It felt very like very human like just very natural
[03:07:38] I did not even- he has an AWP?!
[03:07:40] How?! I didn't even see him!
[03:07:48] I mean I wouldn't eat spaghetti with my hands by choice. I'm just saying like it's not that bad.
[03:08:02] If I was one, I was one or outside of time.
[03:08:08] Wow, did he reload?
[03:08:13] No.
[03:08:14] Oh, there's a little mags left.
[03:08:19] Wow, did he reload?
[03:08:31] No.
[03:08:32] Oh, there's a little mags left.
[03:08:38] Damn, bro.
[03:08:42] There were five kills on that gun.
[03:09:04] Oh my gosh, he's making calls too.
[03:09:29] You should vote to kick her.
[03:09:31] Oh my, what is wrong with you guys?
[03:09:35] You guys don't know how to treat women at all.
[03:09:42] There's no way.
[03:09:54] Wow.
[03:09:57] He actually killed all of us.
[03:10:01] some real good alfredo oh fuck
[03:10:15] Oh, well.
[03:10:20] Move it, move it.
[03:10:25] Yup.
[03:10:26] Die.
[03:10:27] Dude, I have insanely high heat pain tolerance.
[03:10:38] That shit.
[03:10:39] Oh my god.
[03:10:40] That was like molten lava.
[03:10:43] I hear people on the-
[03:10:57] I heard people on the-
[03:11:04] Fuck, okay well he got him.
[03:11:06] Okay, 3v1 you guys got this, yay!
[03:11:12] I like how the girl, um, her name is Rusty ass 69 and she does not have one of the anime
[03:11:27] or cutesy picture.
[03:11:40] Oh wait, we have a DC. That's great. I just noticed.
[03:11:47] Um, did he not see that we won the round?
[03:11:53] Hmm?
[03:11:56] We should give her your rusty tetanus knife. Can you do that?
[03:12:04] do that? I mean I'm never gonna use it. Maybe she would want it. I don't know. I mean,
[03:12:11] she probably has an actual knife.
[03:12:15] You can trade?
[03:12:20] How?
[03:12:31] Through Steam?
[03:12:32] Oh, so I'd have to add her.
[03:12:33] Probably, right?
[03:12:34] I mean, she's just going to think I'm a weird dude.
[03:12:36] I was like, oh my God, it's a girl.
[03:12:38] It's my future girlfriend.
[03:12:40] And then wife.
[03:12:42] And then mother of my children.
[03:12:44] You are a weird dude, no I'm not!
[03:12:57] Oh wait, yeah, what if it's a dude with a voice changer?
[03:13:02] We're just a very eminent voice.
[03:13:10] They want to be, they want to be.
[03:13:30] Okay, one coming in CG.
[03:13:37] They're gonna pop one.
[03:13:38] I'm watching, I'm watching.
[03:14:01] I'm just gonna wait.
[03:14:03] He ran over there. He's not gonna fire.
[03:14:10] YAAAAAAAY!
[03:14:19] Wait, rusty ass! No! They got her, bro!
[03:14:25] What is her profile picture?
[03:14:33] Is that Barack and Michelle Obama with
[03:14:37] Turning chat again
[03:14:49] And she sounds so sweet
[03:15:03] That's clear.
[03:15:10] One is low, one is low.
[03:15:19] One is low, one is low.
[03:15:29] WAAAHHHHH!
[03:15:33] WE WON!
[03:15:49] I don't think it's a girl, it sounds off.
[03:15:52] Can you do that?
[03:15:56] Are there other voice changers that are actually not good?
[03:16:00] It's because it sounds fine to me.
[03:16:03] I ate my lipstick off, yeah.
[03:16:05] So, KC, you can?
[03:16:06] To be fair, you sound off too.
[03:16:10] Seriously?
[03:16:12] Oh my fucking eyebrow, it's just so bad.
[03:16:29] Whee!
[03:16:32] Whee!
[03:16:34] Whee!
[03:16:37] Yay!
[03:16:39] Yay!
[03:16:42] I'll put my lipstick back on after the game, but this chicken Alfredo is kind of hidden
[03:16:50] More than yesterday when I originally bought it. I put it in the fridge because I don't know what it was
[03:16:59] It is just making me feel kind of sick yesterday, but now it's now it's delicious
[03:17:09] I don't know what I'm saying.
[03:17:19] Wow.
[03:17:20] I don't know what I'm saying.
[03:17:25] Wow.
[03:17:26] I really like that Goose art on the wall right there.
[03:17:52] Yeah, he's alone.
[03:17:56] Don't peek, don't peek.
[03:18:07] Hopefully he does not have a cat.
[03:18:13] Help! Yay!
[03:18:22] Yeah, maybe that's not a girl.
[03:18:32] This is way too off.
[03:18:35] Are you sure you guys aren't just distrusting of people online?
[03:18:42] Why does it matter? I'm just curious because I've never, um...
[03:18:47] ...noticed that in a game before.
[03:18:52] guys I got left behind I would peak oh actually I don't want to be involved
[03:19:10] a lot of fire.
[03:19:11] Like I have a lot of fire.
[03:19:20] of
[03:19:27] the
[03:19:30] death
[03:19:33] of
[03:19:38] death
[03:19:40] of
[03:19:42] death
[03:19:44] of
[03:19:46] death
[03:19:48] Where? Where? Where? Where? Where?
[03:19:53] Well, GG.
[03:20:18] at least we're rich. I've survived a lot of rounds. Dude, nice. That's huge, actually.
[03:20:41] That's really good for us.
[03:20:42] Oh my fucking god.
[03:20:43] I mean, they're just going to run out of bullets, right?
[03:21:06] I mean, they're just gonna run out of bullets, right?
[03:21:17] Throw the bomb this way out there.
[03:21:36] Oh my fucking god.
[03:21:40] Hey we won!
[03:21:43] Dude just shut the hell up.
[03:21:52] Just shut the hell up bro.
[03:21:54] We won it doesn't matter.
[03:21:58] It's fine.
[03:21:59] You guys like my gun skin?
[03:22:12] I just opened it.
[03:22:15] My first game with it.
[03:22:18] I took me so long to realize he was there.
[03:22:28] Oh.
[03:22:29] The rest are A1, so watch out for the vents.
[03:22:36] They're coming.
[03:22:38] Oh, my bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
[03:22:41] That's all I got.
[03:22:43] I mean, it sounds kind of real to me.
[03:22:46] But I'm also very gullible.
[03:23:09] It's obvious AF.
[03:23:11] Gab, Gab, thanks for the free months.
[03:23:41] I'm so fucking slow well I'm also dead now
[03:24:11] That was a good try.
[03:24:24] Okay, that sounded weird.
[03:24:34] Now I'm paying attention.
[03:24:39] Don't mind using it
[03:24:53] Wow globy globy save for the 10. Thank you. Thanks
[03:25:05] Shesha
[03:25:09] Oh my god.
[03:25:16] We're to the side and in front.
[03:25:39] Come on rusty ass 69
[03:26:09] I'm going to hide and save, I guess.
[03:26:34] Oh my god, we're all going B.
[03:27:02] Is that Russian?
[03:27:13] No, what language was that?
[03:27:19] Oh my god, he's like
[03:27:32] What? What? What are you saying?
[03:27:42] I'm very certain he's near me. I guarantee she won't be.
[03:27:54] maybe that's not a real person I can't tell
[03:28:07] I don't think that's a real person guys
[03:28:20] speaking and you guys were like oh it's a girl with rusty you should give her your
[03:28:41] knife
[03:28:44] Idiots!
[03:28:54] Oh, one on A, right here, he's cornered.
[03:28:57] If one of yous wanna play, just go, go, go, A, the worst, he's right here.
[03:29:01] Oh, this is a cool skin.
[03:29:16] Acting like you didn't think about it.
[03:29:21] Well, I'm not going to use it.
[03:29:23] And I was like, man, I haven't run into a girl using VC in this game ever.
[03:29:30] a brave soul but it is actually an AI chatbot. We are so alone in this world.
[03:29:39] One off and dead.
[03:29:43] Troy fire! Troy smoke!
[03:29:49] Flashbang!
[03:29:51] Maybe going to the car.
[03:29:55] Is that his AWP?
[03:29:59] Bomb on B.
[03:30:03] That was not an AWP.
[03:30:06] Oh it is.
[03:30:37] But I lived though.
[03:31:01] Whole team is chopped as fuck.
[03:31:04] It's not that bad.
[03:31:11] Holy shit.
[03:31:14] Oh my god, I'm so shit.
[03:31:28] The edge confirmed. 3B. No, they're other. Sorry, they're all in.
[03:31:58] I got him! I got him! I got him! I got him!
[03:32:02] Oh wait, why am I reloading?
[03:32:03] I'm not reloading.
[03:32:06] I don't know where to look.
[03:32:10] The last one just killed him.
[03:32:11] A door split.
[03:32:13] He probably rotated.
[03:32:15] Do you got a bomb?
[03:32:16] Where's the bomb?
[03:32:20] Triple.
[03:32:22] I don't think they're gonna be...
[03:32:28] I'm not sure if I can get to the right place.
[03:32:35] Maybe, huh?
[03:32:37] Oh, maybe, maybe, maybe.
[03:32:40] Maybe, uh...
[03:32:43] Oh, it has been pointed.
[03:32:46] For the A-cust.
[03:32:49] Oh, my, my, my.
[03:32:52] Inside smoke?
[03:32:54] I don't know how.
[03:32:57] I'm blind, bro!
[03:33:00] Nice.
[03:33:02] I don't know what I was looking at.
[03:33:06] Hello?
[03:33:18] Oh my god, I'm alive.
[03:33:20] Does he not know how?
[03:33:30] He said it broke.
[03:33:35] I mean he had it for a second.
[03:33:44] Weird.
[03:33:45] of
[03:33:58] Nope.
[03:34:25] There's only one guy left.
[03:34:28] We should be 10 and 8 right now.
[03:34:36] We got fucking trolled.
[03:34:58] You ever heard the moves?
[03:35:02] Smoke.
[03:35:05] Laying down smoke.
[03:35:18] Damn! I'm so good!
[03:35:20] I was faced.
[03:35:28] Okay, three more.
[03:35:53] Well, I saw him in the ankle.
[03:36:03] Oh, nice.
[03:36:13] Oh nice.
[03:36:34] Dude Rusty ass 69 is carrying us.
[03:36:43] I don't know if I can forgive them for the crime of pretending to be a girl online.
[03:36:47] Counter-terrorist, we have you here.
[03:37:02] What if she really is a girl?
[03:37:06] Honestly, that would be like a crazy 3000 IQ play.
[03:37:09] is you get a voice-app changer that makes you sound like a robot so people
[03:37:14] like oh it's not a girl it's a guy pretending to be a girl with a voice
[03:37:17] changer but actually you're just a girl the whole time so you can still use
[03:37:22] your voice it's fucking genius
[03:37:39] I think they're leaving.
[03:37:46] Wow, we got him.
[03:37:59] cross here to get in your head shot. One more!
[03:38:29] I have one HP.
[03:38:44] lazy ryu, thank you for the three months.
[03:39:08] Well I'm just gonna chill here.
[03:39:11] We know where the bomb is, right?
[03:39:19] Oh, we got the bomb down there.
[03:39:28] Wow, I'm so good.
[03:39:33] I'm going CT.
[03:39:38] And then they don't know I'm going, uh, Kevlar.
[03:39:42] Where you at?
[03:39:44] No one was cat.
[03:39:49] No! No!
[03:39:51] Oh my goodness. Playtime, playtime, playtime, playtime.
[03:40:01] Does it does it tell him where the bomb is or not? Yeah, okay
[03:40:25] Always had to stay alive, okay, I didn't know that I
[03:40:28] I thought that was as long as they had it, but now I know, yes.
[03:40:33] Dude, if I got killed, that would have been so cool.
[03:40:39] Oh, God.
[03:40:42] Not good.
[03:40:45] Yo, Rada Rada, thank you for the 4 months.
[03:40:48] Steak, thanks for 11 months.
[03:40:51] Joe Fish, thank you for the 13 months.
[03:40:54] Did you remove the lipstick or did you eat it?
[03:40:57] Ate it off my face.
[03:41:00] I did. I suggest using your hand rather than your foot to aim.
[03:41:05] Thank you for that. Thank you. Thank you.
[03:41:14] Thank you very much.
[03:41:18] Okay, let's unseal. Ooh, that's a nice AK.
[03:41:22] It's some valorant looking shit.
[03:41:25] What is that?
[03:41:27] Okay, so is it five?
[03:41:32] Three rolls or whatever?
[03:41:34] Declined.
[03:41:35] Yeah?
[03:41:36] Okay.
[03:41:37] Declined.
[03:41:38] Give me something good.
[03:41:40] Declined!
[03:41:41] It's all blues!
[03:41:42] A purple.
[03:41:43] Declined, right?
[03:41:44] Go for the last one.
[03:41:45] Okay.
[03:41:46] A purple decline right?
[03:41:52] Go for the last one.
[03:41:55] AHH!
[03:41:58] I don't even want it.
[03:42:02] I don't want to pay the 18 cents.
[03:42:06] Just take it.
[03:42:08] I don't want it.
[03:42:12] Just get it out of my sight.
[03:42:15] Yo, Milbert! Thank you for the time! Thanks, Milbert!
[03:42:19] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
[03:42:23] Much appreciated.
[03:42:27] Thanks, Milbert.
[03:42:31] Purple? Okay, one more case, and then I'm playing Witcher.
[03:42:49] Frick. Alright, well, it is Witcher time.
[03:43:00] Gillor, thanks for 39 months. Alright, let's boot this shit up.
[03:43:10] Gillor, Karsty Dinges, thanks for 37 months.
[03:43:13] And MPC Math, thank you for another 5, thank you.
[03:43:17] Thank you, Matt. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
[03:43:20] I guess I should put my lipstick back on.
[03:43:24] It looks kind of weird right now. Kind of freaky.
[03:43:47] Okay, what was going on when I stopped yesterday?
[03:44:13] I don't even remember.
[03:44:18] Uh, find the peller's goat using the bell in your witcher senses.
[03:44:26] Oh, I'm trying to find the goat for this guy because he said he needs the goat to do something.
[03:44:36] I don't remember what though.
[03:44:43] Okay, using the bell in your witcher senses.
[03:44:49] This way, I think.
[03:45:04] Which way?
[03:45:10] I hear the goat!
[03:45:16] I also hear a lot of other shit, that's not good.
[03:45:27] Oh Mr. Roach!
[03:45:29] There you are.
[03:45:35] Princess!
[03:45:36] Here, Goat.
[03:45:37] Here, Princess.
[03:45:38] Hofton horned.
[03:45:39] Should have known it would be stubborn.
[03:45:40] Oh my god, it's an escort quest. There's a health bar.
[03:45:52] I'll hold on a little bit. It's not a very good spot.
[03:45:58] Here
[03:46:12] Find a nervous guest as much as a witcher compared to a patch of wild strawberries. Oh, I
[03:46:18] Forgot I'm okay. I'm supposed to keep her away from the strawberries. Come on. Come on. Come on
[03:46:25] What is that
[03:46:28] Oh my god, no.
[03:46:33] Do I really have to keep this in this bell for you to follow?
[03:46:36] This way, your grace.
[03:46:39] I hear some strange growling over there.
[03:46:45] Pickle, thanks for 11 months.
[03:46:52] Go! Go! Why is she going farther away?
[03:46:55] Why is she going farther away?
[03:46:57] No. No.
[03:46:59] Oh my god, no. Oh my god, no.
[03:47:02] Oh my god.
[03:47:04] Oh my god! There's no fucking way!
[03:47:25] You stay away from my goat, you piece of shit!
[03:47:40] First you killed my horse!
[03:47:42] Now you're trying to kill my goat!
[03:47:45] Don't you fucking dare, you bastard!
[03:47:51] I won't allow it!
[03:47:55] Yeah!
[03:47:59] Princess!
[03:48:03] Do I really have to keep bringing this bell for you to follow?
[03:48:07] Come on!
[03:48:11] I'm going to get you!
[03:48:15] I'm going to get you!
[03:48:19] Come on!
[03:48:23] Now, that was easy, honestly, that was easy, that was not bad.
[03:48:39] I wanted to kill one there.
[03:48:42] Perfect.
[03:48:43] Ding dong!
[03:48:44] Ding dong!
[03:48:45] Ding dong!
[03:48:46] Ding dong!
[03:48:47] Ding dong!
[03:48:48] Ding-dong! Ding-dong! Ding-dong!
[03:48:52] DING-DONG!
[03:49:01] Goat of mine! Dearest sweetest goat!
[03:49:06] They're re-unilated, how nice.
[03:49:10] Help me now.
[03:49:19] He's got an old necklace of chicken feet.
[03:49:32] Oh Johnny, thank you for another 10!
[03:49:42] Thank you!
[03:49:43] Thanks Johnny!
[03:49:44] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
[03:49:47] Thank you so much!
[03:49:49] So nice!
[03:49:50] Thank you!
[03:49:51] Very nice!
[03:49:52] Oh, a big-ass rat!
[03:49:59] Well, these two
[03:50:07] So what is he doing something for the the Baron's wife and daughter, right, but I don't remember what
[03:50:20] No
[03:50:29] Blue Wallace, thanks for the two months.
[03:50:35] I'm trying to locate them. What is going on? What is going on?
[03:50:40] Oh my god! Oh my god! ShaiGaiM, thank you for the hundred second gifts!
[03:50:47] What is going on? Oh my god, ShaiGaiM, thank you!
[03:50:52] Thank you, thank you, thank you, ShaiGai.
[03:50:55] Thank you so much for the big hundo
[03:51:03] Child that lives not yet did not die
[03:51:07] Child that lives not yet did not die
[03:51:11] Like a unborn child. I don't understand. It's over. Is that it?
[03:51:18] That is it spirits had nothing more to say like where they went
[03:51:22] Thank you, Johnny. Thank you, Johnny.
[03:51:37] Where's Anna?
[03:51:39] Anna's the mom, right?
[03:51:43] Oh.
[03:51:47] Was his daughter pregnant?
[03:51:49] Yeah, that's why, okay.
[03:51:52] Did the Baron have anything to do with this? Yeah, because he was drunk and there were signs
[03:51:56] that he was going rambunctious in the house, right?
[03:51:59] It's like-
[03:52:00] I'm gonna tell you all this. Did she come here after it happened?
[03:52:03] No, not Anna. It was the Omen who told me-
[03:52:06] The voice there is-
[03:52:07] The voice there is-
[03:52:08] The Omen's need not your faith to be true. It is you who needs the Omen's to lead
[03:52:14] you to truth.
[03:52:15] The Baron have anything to do with his wife's miscarriage?
[03:52:21] foul temperate is and he's a fondness for who
[03:52:27] Did he abuse his family and it came to you you must have noticed no bambino things to six months
[03:52:33] near blind a princess came and licked her hand so what?
[03:52:39] She's a wise beast only comes to those who suffer
[03:52:44] So his family did leave him huh?
[03:52:46] What happened to the child I thought he seemed like a nice guy. I mean I guess that's how it goes
[03:52:53] They always seem very nice
[03:52:56] vengeance a barge thing
[03:52:59] White wolf well, maybe we catch the botchling the botchling will help lead the wolf to the loved ones
[03:53:06] Archlings suck the blood of pregnant women meet their fetuses
[03:53:09] They can help.
[03:53:10] It is a being cursed and witches lift curses.
[03:53:14] If the White Wolf can't lift it, he should bring the AIDS blood.
[03:53:18] Blood will always find kindred blood.
[03:53:23] So, I mean, if he was abusing his family, should we really bring them back?
[03:53:29] I mean, he said he wouldn't help us find Ciri unless we bring them back, right?
[03:53:33] But I feel bad.
[03:53:35] I mean they can they can run away again right? I mean no he probably won't let them.
[03:53:42] Why do you want its blood? Blood. Blood, blood. It binds men for all ages. The living and the dead.
[03:53:50] Sure the way you want to do with it. At times a century is too short for two
[03:53:55] brothers to reconcile. One dies before things are set right. The other then
[03:54:00] brings his blood to the Pella and was the Pella do he awaits for father's
[03:54:06] Eve
[03:54:06] Grouch wall thank you for the tears and hens feet for nine months to reconcile the
[03:54:12] date
[03:54:14] there shall be no for father's Eve this year
[03:54:17] but we'll find a way for the same
[03:54:22] heard of one witcher who lived in a botch things curse never tried it
[03:54:25] myself though
[03:54:26] Wow, Oat, thank you for the 10!
[03:54:29] Thanks Oat!
[03:54:30] Ah, so many!
[03:54:31] Thank you!
[03:54:32] Holy shit, thank you Oat!
[03:54:35] Thank you, thank you!
[03:54:36] Money, money, gift, money, money!
[03:54:39] Thank you!
[03:54:41] Thank you!
[03:54:46] This game is such good music!
[03:54:50] I love orchestra music.
[03:54:56] Pretty old Custard thought it had died out. Death lurks in every bog and puddle around here.
[03:55:02] Folks know they could die. Their death is unresolved.
[03:55:07] Then they require help or they'll not know...
[03:55:09] Ah, it's hot shit! Thank you for the 12!
[03:55:12] Great to be hot shit! Thank you! Thank you so much!
[03:55:18] Thank you, thank you, thank you!
[03:55:19] May they depart in peace.
[03:55:21] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
[03:55:23] Thank you, thank you, thank you, and you know...
[03:55:26] Whatever I do, I gotta find the botchling first.
[03:55:31] Seek it at midnight, near the grime that lies empty.
[03:55:35] If what you say is true, the Baron ought to know where that grave is.
[03:55:39] Oh, should we go back to the Baron?
[03:55:44] I bet the...
[03:55:45] I bet Jeral's probably gonna confront him for the abuse, right?
[03:55:51] Bro has a...
[03:55:53] I think he will call him out.
[03:55:59] I'll be like, bro, I think your wife and daughter are lucky because you're a piece of shit.
[03:56:03] Because you fucking suck.
[03:56:05] Like, damn.
[03:56:07] Oh my god! The Lush 88, thank you for the 50.
[03:56:10] Oh shit, thank you.
[03:56:12] What the heck?
[03:56:13] Ah, so many genders.
[03:56:15] Thank you, Lush. Thank you, that's so kind. Thank you.
[03:56:19] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
[03:56:22] Thank you, Lush.
[03:56:24] Thank you very, very kindly.
[03:56:27] Uh, oh, let me know if I miss any-
[03:56:28] Come on, come on, Lush.
[03:56:31] Excuse me?
[03:56:32] Let me know if I walk by any quest,
[03:56:34] because I get some early when I was walking in this area
[03:56:37] and I regret not picking them up.
[03:56:39] I was like, oh, I'll be back later,
[03:56:40] but I have not seen them since.
[03:56:43] Oh, thank you, Lush.
[03:56:44] Thank you, Tochi.
[03:56:44] Thank you, Oshun.
[03:56:45] Thank you, Shigun.
[03:56:46] I'm stuck in a tree.
[03:56:47] I need to keep my eyes on the road.
[03:56:53] Lightning strike.
[03:56:58] Did you check the map?
[03:57:01] Oh, let's see.
[03:57:04] Oh, are these shows?
[03:57:07] Oh, the boards.
[03:57:09] And then I think maybe this is one of the quests that I skipped.
[03:57:13] Grabbing
[03:57:18] Here's me let's go how many fucking times am I gonna get my horse stuck
[03:57:28] My bad my bad my bad
[03:57:32] So very sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry
[03:57:34] Oh, I keep forgetting I can jump on the horse.
[03:57:44] I'm just used to, uh, Red Dead still.
[03:57:47] Oh, shit!
[03:57:48] Oh, no, it's just- it's just- it's just never gonna break!
[03:57:57] It's just one thing after another, isn't it?
[03:58:01] Give me up.
[03:58:01] Oh, brother.
[03:58:07] He didn't jump or read that as well?
[03:58:10] I thought you were thought of as auto-jump.
[03:58:13] Maybe I'm just...
[03:58:15] Crazy.
[03:58:19] He could? Oh.
[03:58:22] For some reason I only remembered auto-jump.
[03:58:31] You blind? Nobody willing to put it out?
[03:58:33] That guy's not sick, looks like mine.
[03:58:35] Most of the first two to be in the world.
[03:58:38] But if you're a political leader, you take no prisoners.
[03:58:40] My brother's in the stable. We've got to save him.
[03:58:42] He'll burn alive!
[03:58:44] Hey, man, no horses!
[03:58:47] I'll- I'll do it!
[03:58:48] That's what I can do.
[03:58:49] Hurry now! Quick!
[03:58:51] Um, where is he?
[03:58:55] I can't leave someone...
[03:58:57] I'm sorry.
[03:58:59] Talk to the Baron.
[03:59:01] Uh...
[03:59:03] You...
[03:59:05] You...
[03:59:07] Where do I know you from?
[03:59:09] Wha...
[03:59:11] Are we homies?
[03:59:13] Oh, he's drunk as hell.
[03:59:15] Don't tell me he burned down his own castle
[03:59:17] because he's a drunk moron.
[03:59:19] Oh!
[03:59:21] That instant...
[03:59:23] instant call-out!
[03:59:25] You know what you did! You know what you did! You know what you did!
[03:59:31] Finally, they've had enough in threat. Sound about right.
[03:59:39] Oh, now I've got a deed in my ass.
[03:59:55] Oh, I can't drink.
[04:00:02] Stop walking!
[04:00:07] Oh, got him!
[04:00:13] No!
[04:00:15] Get water!
[04:00:19] What you got, bitch?
[04:00:22] Yo, Yug-Free fucking Pope in Taco Square, Gorda, thank you guys for the resums. Thank you.
[04:00:39] Wait, what about the guy in the stable?
[04:00:41] Sit down.
[04:00:43] Oh, wait, oh.
[04:00:44] You beat them.
[04:00:45] Oh.
[04:00:46] I'll never lie to the finger of tomorrow.
[04:00:48] I guess you died.
[04:00:50] And on Anna, that's another story
[04:00:53] She always yo Malboji for the fun gifted. Thank you Malboji. Wait, you didn't save him. I
[04:01:02] Thought I could do both
[04:01:12] Fuck I told the guy I would save his brother
[04:01:20] Well, I have to live with the choices that I made, you know.
[04:01:25] He'll place us as Great Four Black Black Rollers!
[04:01:29] Thank you for the five gifts.
[04:01:31] Thank cavity creep thanks for the fifteen months.
[04:01:35] Your wife, how'd she make you angry?
[04:01:38] Too much salt in the soup? Socks never dawned?
[04:01:42] Twenty years with now to each other.
[04:01:45] She seen me drunk and sober.
[04:01:48] She was there to greet me when I returned the victor. She was there to patch me up in defeat
[04:01:54] Like no other
[04:01:56] She knew where to press where to pinch so it would hurt
[04:02:01] You beat her for that for criticizing you. Oh
[04:02:05] Witcher you haven't a clue. Have you?
[04:02:09] Well, perhaps I shall tell you about it one day
[04:02:13] One day, but not today. I
[04:02:15] I mean, I doubt that there's a good enough reason for that, especially if she left you.
[04:02:23] Well, L-Roll is thank you for the five gifted.
[04:02:27] Caroway, thanks for 30 months!
[04:02:29] This guy has anger issues, he's just so loud.
[04:02:36] You're free to believe whatever you wish, but she was always the apple of my eye
[04:02:42] She had the run of the place ask anyone
[04:02:45] She'd ride the horses hooked with the men at times join them on their rounds
[04:02:50] And they'd send for her when I threw him to a rage
[04:02:55] This guy has anger issues
[04:02:59] If that's the case why'd she run
[04:03:02] I'd hardly need you if I knew
[04:03:06] well maybe he he needs to get his shit together I mean I don't I mean bro if
[04:03:16] they left him they don't want to come back so away from the start yes I knew
[04:03:24] why didn't you tell me wasted my time damn it's a little time so I'd said I
[04:03:31] had troubles couldn't control my wife my daughter what kind of flacid prick would
[04:03:37] you take me for they didn't run away you drove them out I mean I do want to keep
[04:03:49] shitting on him but I want to know how they ran away because I mean I'm sure
[04:03:53] he knows right tell me everything you remember about the day they fled the
[04:03:58] truth this time I'd been soaking myself three days straight Anna came to me
[04:04:07] said they were leaving or begged them to stay she refused to hear it but try to
[04:04:16] Stop her she wriggled like an eel we struggled she fell
[04:04:23] Last blasted thing or a member woke up in the mall
[04:04:28] I wish you had the miscarriage or did you have the miscarriage before they left a large bump on my head
[04:04:34] Sadly they were gone. He pissed his pants to know what that's like witcher
[04:04:40] now
[04:04:41] How the fuck could you I?
[04:04:43] Well, there was an easy way to prevent this, Mr. Bear and Sir.
[04:04:52] How is this my fault, and now you're mad at me because I've never been in the same situation
[04:04:57] where I beat my wife and daughter?
[04:05:00] Crazy.
[04:05:01] Crazy.
[04:05:32] sometimes yeah why is why is his hair flowing so beautifully right now they're
[04:05:47] literally inside I think that the windows open and the trees are going
[04:05:51] crazy out there but still
[04:05:54] What the hell?
[04:05:57] So what the hell?
[04:05:59] She didn't enter the room.
[04:06:00] She did great.
[04:06:01] Shine, too.
[04:06:02] The things about her turned out differently.
[04:06:06] The sight of her as well.
[04:06:07] All her farming mid-crash out, he's like, man, I really don't give a fuck.
[04:06:11] I think you're a terrible person.
[04:06:13] But look how cool I look right now.
[04:06:16] Hand up on my knee, hair flowing, my eyes are orange, and I got like the perfect
[04:06:24] a scar perfectly through the middle of my eye.
[04:06:27] What happened next?
[04:06:29] Next.
[04:06:30] To L'Oreal Gooseberries!
[04:06:31] Got worse.
[04:06:32] Well, I laugh in Gooseberries.
[04:06:34] I work at Sunset, not knowing how many days had passed.
[04:06:38] Thought it was all a plowing, drunken nightmare.
[04:06:42] And then I went to the bedchamber,
[04:06:44] but Anna was not there.
[04:06:47] Instead, there was blood everywhere on you.
[04:06:51] So she did miscarry because of him!
[04:06:55] My breath shorts, my throat...
[04:06:57] You killed your unborn baby too!
[04:06:59] My bed!
[04:07:02] And so it's, it lay there, a tiny thing, defenseless, on bloodied sheets.
[04:07:11] Dead.
[04:07:13] And it was my doing.
[04:07:15] What did you do with the- oh god I don't wanna know!
[04:07:23] Maybe you're doing maybe not, but that amulet she wore could be important, or maybe the
[04:07:29] fact that she lost it.
[04:07:33] What did you do with the child?
[04:07:36] What was I to do?
[04:07:38] Took it out and buried it.
[04:07:41] Just like that?
[04:07:42] Damn you!
[04:07:43] I got no thought to a funeral. It was a horror. I wanted it to end
[04:07:48] That child had been my dream. I told Anna the little one our little one to make things right
[04:07:57] Yet she died before she could be born
[04:08:01] Understand witcher. What is this? My child was dead. He's pissing me off
[04:08:08] He's pissing me off. He's like yeah, I made my wife miscarry
[04:08:13] But it was my dream, Witcher! It was my dream! And now I'm really sad. Oh my god.
[04:08:20] Keeping it together, man.
[04:08:29] Oh my god!
[04:08:31] But here's the good news your dead child might help us find the one who's still alive and your wife
[04:08:38] What?
[04:08:39] How?
[04:08:41] Sometimes miscarried
[04:08:43] I like this guy. He seems so nice and I saw people were typing clueless, and I was like oh man
[04:08:49] I never could have imagined
[04:08:52] Just how bad it was a
[04:08:55] Cursed creature that draws strength from killing pregnant women
[04:08:59] Once it's strong enough, it attacks those who scorned it, but how?
[04:09:03] How does it know blood ties?
[04:09:07] They're a strong bond a bond. I want to use to find your family
[04:09:11] How?
[04:09:12] One of two ways
[04:09:14] Legends claim you can bury a botch thing under the family's threshold perform a ritual and turn it into a lubricant
[04:09:21] Hobb a guardian spirit that could lead me to your family. Oh
[04:09:25] Oh, okay, so we kill it and bury it and then we can...
[04:09:34] Okay, I understand now.
[04:09:47] How does that...
[04:09:51] show me?
[04:09:55] I'll show you where our barrier and I'll take the drive at my threshold if it turns out
[04:10:00] We can't transform the botch thing into a lubricant. They can bury us in it and the either way
[04:10:08] All right, let's do it the sooner we wait am I high enough level for this let's do it tonight
[04:10:13] I've ever only done a side quest in this area right here with me. I guess we'll find out
[04:10:18] I don't know get word to the common folk. I'll stay in their homes tonight
[04:10:22] You're fine?
[04:10:29] Get ahold of yourself, man.
[04:10:40] I mean, I don't think his wife and daughter even want to be found.
[04:10:45] But I mean, I want to see what happens, so...
[04:10:49] I guess I'm an asshole.
[04:10:52] Read the B-stereo to learn more about botchlings.
[04:10:58] Let's see, botchlings.
[04:11:07] First ones.
[04:11:08] Oh, I thought it was literally a baby.
[04:11:10] No!
[04:11:11] What was that creepy ass music?
[04:11:15] Saying a botchling's ugly is like saying shit's not particularly tasty.
[04:11:19] I can't say it's a lie, but it doesn't actually convey the whole truth, either.
[04:11:25] Lambert, witcher of the Wolf School.
[04:11:28] Botchlings are perhaps the most repulsive creatures of which we'll ever have the displeasure
[04:11:32] of meeting.
[04:11:33] Born of dead, unwanted babies discarded without a proper burial, their appearance is out
[04:11:37] of a partially decayed fetus, their unformed flesh twisting with hate, fear, and malice.
[04:11:43] These hideous creatures feed on the blood of pregnant women, driven by a mad hunger
[04:11:47] that most often leads to their victim's death.
[04:11:49] Immune against, um, Axi, and Cursed Oil.
[04:11:55] And I make Cursed Oil, I don't think so, but I will check.
[04:12:00] Cursed Oil, I need one more Wolf's Bane.
[04:12:03] I can probably find that.
[04:12:05] Uh oh. Damn, so he beat his wife, his daughter hates him too, they left him and then made
[04:12:34] His wife, Miss Perry gave birth to a dead baby that he buried in the back yard.
[04:12:42] Uh-oh.
[04:12:46] Nope!
[04:12:47] Where could it be?
[04:12:51] Uh-oh.
[04:13:00] Oh my god.
[04:13:04] I'll never get in your arms quick if it goes guaranteed it'll board us in the
[04:13:13] house before we navigate keep screaming and it will turn rabbit it's
[04:13:17] calling for now yes be the father you were supposed to be it'll bite through
[04:13:22] your jugular and you'll bleed to death before I can help tell me if it starts
[04:13:26] great thing I'll call it with magic pick it up take it in your arms
[04:13:39] massive guts
[04:13:42] I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it.
[04:13:54] Back to the fortress.
[04:13:55] What's with this?
[04:13:57] As I recall, you were the one who wanted to test the old legends and change it into a lubricant.
[04:14:01] Oh, fuck.
[04:14:08] It's so cute! It's so cute!
[04:14:12] It is adorable.
[04:14:17] Shit.
[04:14:18] Wait, what was wrong with you?
[04:14:20] Oh my god, he failed.
[04:14:22] Oh my god, I should have known.
[04:14:24] I ain't no baby.
[04:14:28] Shit.
[04:14:29] They work.
[04:14:30] Shit.
[04:14:31] Shit.
[04:14:32] Shit.
[04:14:33] Shit.
[04:14:34] Shit.
[04:14:35] Shit.
[04:14:36] Shit.
[04:14:37] Shit.
[04:14:38] Shit.
[04:14:39] Shit.
[04:14:40] Shit.
[04:14:41] I
[04:14:52] You failed wait cuz I walked too far
[04:15:00] What so because I walked too far he can't hold the fucking baby I
[04:15:05] Didn't know he was gonna be so slow. Oh
[04:15:08] Oh my god, yeah, I didn't know he had to stay with him!
[04:15:14] Oh my fucking god.
[04:15:29] Also, am I using the wrong sword?
[04:15:36] Why do I have no damage?
[04:15:38] I don't know if I have a safe.
[04:15:55] What now, you piece of filth?
[04:16:00] Guys, I'm like not doing any damage to it.
[04:16:02] This isn't kind of bad, I think.
[04:16:12] Okay, maybe I'll try to reload.
[04:16:15] Can I even reload, dude?
[04:16:17] Here, maybe if he kills me.
[04:16:29] Right here to 820.
[04:16:40] This is about 5 minutes ago.
[04:16:44] Okay, fine. I will walk next to him.
[04:16:58] You gave the child the name?
[04:17:00] No. Why would we?
[04:17:02] Mistake. Names are powerful seals.
[04:17:06] Here's the spot.
[04:17:08] Here it is.
[04:17:38] It's so cute.
[04:17:45] Oh, loot, loot, loot, loot, loot.
[04:17:58] Such a cute little baby.
[04:18:12] So cute.
[04:18:16] Look at it.
[04:18:17] It's so happy to be held by its father.
[04:18:23] Uh, what am I supposed to do?
[04:18:28] What am I supposed to do?
[04:18:30] What am I supposed to do?
[04:18:33] Uh.
[04:19:23] What do you want to do with it?
[04:19:32] Me?
[04:19:33] Nothing.
[04:19:34] This is your job.
[04:19:35] I told you, you've got to bury it under the threshold.
[04:19:37] The tales are true by tomorrow.
[04:19:39] Be a lubricant.
[04:19:40] Alright, save.
[04:19:41] Watch over your house and help me find your family.
[04:19:44] Yeah, that was a little bit too close.
[04:19:52] I'll be right back.
[04:19:59] Get the hurry.
[04:20:04] I'm with you for a moment.
[04:20:10] What now?
[04:20:15] Oh my god!
[04:20:35] I'm actually gonna fucking die what is this
[04:20:54] Oh, good grief.
[04:21:17] I also forgot to replenish my heals.
[04:21:32] Oh my god we're all the way back here.
[04:21:36] Well at least we have to spend more time with the adorable little baby.
[04:22:16] this time. I think that the Baron kind of started to like it.
[04:22:46] Specters, watch them set the trap.
[04:22:50] Who are you to believe?
[04:22:52] I'm in so pain!
[04:23:16] I'm not good.
[04:23:42] This is tightbake! It's driving something!
[04:23:46] Yay! Safe again!
[04:24:16] Don't find me!
[04:24:28] Come on.
[04:24:29] You need to hurry.
[04:24:30] I'm with you.
[04:24:31] Hold on.
[04:24:32] I'm doing this.
[04:24:33] Oh
[04:25:33] Oh
[04:25:48] Young girls, thanks for stopping welcome chosen the name no notice they're gonna be more important
[04:25:56] It's a girl. I'm worried
[04:25:58] But what I knew was mine to...
[04:26:01] Do I have more... healing stuff?
[04:26:08] I've got black pepper and candy.
[04:26:13] I am equipping the candy.
[04:26:15] I feel like there's going to be one last one.
[04:26:28] Hopefully not.
[04:26:30] Okay, thank god.
[04:26:33] Valeus, save the Prime!
[04:27:03] You can, but you won't do nothing, Bryce.
[04:27:07] I named thee, say her name, and embrace thee as my daughter.
[04:27:13] I named thee.
[04:27:15] Daya.
[04:27:17] I think Bryce is my daughter.
[04:27:28] Good. Now bury the body.
[04:27:33] Rest in peace, Daaah.
[04:27:42] Good night.
[04:27:54] I was starting to like the baby.
[04:27:58] What now?
[04:28:00] The baby was nothing but trouble.
[04:28:02] In one day's time, they should turn into a lubricant.
[04:28:06] I'll stay here and wait. You go home.
[04:28:10] I'll wait with you.
[04:28:12] Out of the question.
[04:28:14] But that's my child.
[04:28:16] The guilt.
[04:28:18] King Kourt, they even signed!
[04:28:20] Thanks, King Kourt.
[04:28:22] Time for parental impulses.
[04:28:24] It's long past.
[04:28:26] Thank you.
[04:28:27] Thank you.
[04:28:28] But no buts.
[04:28:29] Just Witcher's work left to do here.
[04:28:31] Got to wait a day and a night for the bonchling to turn into a lubricant.
[04:28:35] That's it.
[04:28:36] So 24 hours?
[04:28:37] Go home.
[04:28:38] And try not to drink yourself stupid again.
[04:28:41] I'm listening.
[04:28:46] What do you come to make it?
[04:28:47] Oh, I just want to see if he had more.
[04:28:49] Oh!
[04:28:50] We can play Gwent?
[04:28:52] Right after he just buried his miscarried daughter?
[04:28:55] Fucking go!
[04:28:57] Let's go!
[04:28:59] Let's go!
[04:29:07] A unique card?
[04:29:09] Alright.
[04:29:11] He's probably pretty good though, right?
[04:29:13] He's the freaking Baron!
[04:29:15] Okay.
[04:29:17] Alright, let's try this or I'm gonna update the circle.
[04:29:21] One second.
[04:29:25] What do you guys think?
[04:29:31] I mean I don't even know.
[04:29:33] I don't have enough for any of these other decks.
[04:29:38] I think I have to do Northern Realms.
[04:29:42] Should I just keep what I have, remove the 1 power cards, or remove a 1 power for the
[04:29:48] 5?
[04:29:49] Okay.
[04:29:50] Okay, um let's remove a foot soldier for this guy. What about the four cost? I mean, okay, maybe...
[04:30:09] right?
[04:30:09] It has the handshake too.
[04:30:16] What's the decoy for?
[04:30:21] You'll foster Gloucester, thanks for the nine months.
[04:30:26] Add the decoy?
[04:30:28] Decoy is good for spies. What does the decoy do?
[04:30:32] It swaps a card back into your hand.
[04:30:35] Say I'm the man, thank you for the gifted.
[04:30:40] Can I not read the card?
[04:30:43] Navigation, move a card.
[04:30:45] Read the cards? I- I- How?
[04:30:50] Change leader, start game navigation, zoom. Oh, here we go.
[04:30:53] When you run out of peasants, decoys also make decent arrow fodder. That didn't tell me anything.
[04:31:01] Uhh...
[04:31:05] Should I get rid of all the one cost, or should I keep- I mean, poor fucking infantry has the...
[04:31:12] ...assist thing, and this has the heal.
[04:31:15] At the bottom.
[04:31:17] Oops.
[04:31:19] Oh, swap a card on the battlefield and return it to your hand.
[04:31:24] On the battlefield?
[04:31:28] Like, you can do that to your own spies or what?
[04:31:35] Yeah, should I just get rid of my one-costs?
[04:31:39] Or are the one-costs good to have?
[04:31:43] I mean maybe...
[04:31:47] I'll just try it like this, I guess.
[04:31:51] I don't know if Unicards.
[04:31:55] Okay, I guess we'll do that.
[04:31:59] Okay, I guess we'll do that.
[04:32:02] Uh, maybe not three of those, maybe.
[04:32:08] One of these.
[04:32:11] Okay!
[04:32:14] Redraw!
[04:32:16] I don't need...
[04:32:18] Do I really want all these weather cards?
[04:32:21] Okay, what do I have?
[04:32:22] I have a lot of frontline.
[04:32:25] Um...
[04:32:27] So probably don't want the Frost.
[04:32:30] Am I fucked? Wait, what happened to the music? Why is it so quiet?
[04:32:35] Is it because it's raining outside and I just finished a super serious part of the game, so now it's all ominous?
[04:32:45] I guess I have to call the same name. Oh wait, this could go crazy. I have three of these.
[04:32:52] Yeah, I uh, yeah
[04:33:00] Draw two cards, okay wait crazy idea
[04:33:10] I have an idea you guys don't get it just wait
[04:33:22] Just wait.
[04:33:29] I have a plan.
[04:34:09] you guys. And now look at all this shit that I still have. Okay, I have two. The fog is
[04:34:24] Just for archers, right?
[04:34:26] I probably don't want that.
[04:34:29] Okay, um, choose one card for discard pile and play it instantly.
[04:34:44] How do I see what's in my discard pile?
[04:34:51] revive the spy yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
[04:34:57] oh wait what are you just do was that
[04:35:02] the hell
[04:35:06] uh
[04:35:11] oh wait I should have taken one of the teamwork guys so that they both be eight
[04:35:15] and I have a son whatever whatever whatever
[04:35:21] I saw people say spy and I was like, you're right, you're right, it's fine.
[04:35:26] So what does the dummy do? Swap with a car on the battlefield and turn it to your hand.
[04:35:36] That just means I can play it again, right?
[04:35:40] Okay, that's just fine.
[04:35:51] Oh, my fucking god, it's over.
[04:36:14] I do have rain.
[04:36:17] Um, okay, I'm gonna sunshine first and then rain, I guess, at least clear up, am I, medic?
[04:36:33] Okay, I think this is fine.
[04:36:58] I hope he doesn't have some crazy shit.
[04:37:20] Oh my god dude, what?
[04:37:23] There's no way!
[04:37:26] It's fine, I have a fog.
[04:37:28] Wait, oh no, I need snow.
[04:37:32] SGG.
[04:37:36] It's SGG.
[04:37:40] No, dude!
[04:37:48] I mean, if I didn't pull the spy card, so that's my fault.
[04:37:55] I'm gonna play him again, man. What the fuck is this shit?
[04:38:03] He has such a similar deck to me, too.
[04:38:09] You're not complete shite.
[04:38:11] Bitch, you really should work on your technique.
[04:38:14] Stop, boy. Again, sometime we'll play another round.
[04:38:19] No. Go again.
[04:38:21] I'm listening.
[04:38:23] In the mood for a round of gwent
[04:38:29] Girls face so beanie now let's lay him down
[04:38:36] Okay, I don't want as many of these
[04:38:46] They always get one of each of those
[04:38:53] This is fine, I guess.
[04:39:00] I'll try it.
[04:39:05] Okay, I've got the medic, clear weather,
[04:39:09] Decoy.
[04:39:11] Ow, Mott! Stop!
[04:39:20] I don't know, bro.
[04:39:23] Okay, that's fine.
[04:39:30] I'm going to go for the same strat.
[04:39:47] Wait, I'm an idiot.
[04:39:50] I thought that was a spy card.
[04:40:11] Macha!
[04:40:13] Macha!
[04:40:30] Hello!
[04:40:41] Bro! What is this? He has so many of those fucking synergy cards.
[04:41:03] Fuck it bro, I'm just sending everything. It's over.
[04:41:11] Oh my god.
[04:41:22] Hi, Marta.
[04:41:29] Wait, did I knock? Huh?
[04:41:32] I think I fucked up.
[04:41:41] Dude, dude, dude, his deck is so much better than mine!
[04:42:07] I think I got this guys, don't worry.
[04:42:17] Wait.
[04:42:23] Isn't medic the one that lets you draw?
[04:42:31] Oh, adds plus 1 salt units in the row.
[04:42:36] He's too good.
[04:42:54] Hello.
[04:42:59] You're not complete shouts, bitch.
[04:43:03] We'll get him later.
[04:43:07] Some in the Lubberkin where the botching is buried. Well, I have to wait a day, right?
[04:43:13] So, I come back here.
[04:43:18] Oh my goodness.
[04:43:21] Alright, let's see what side quests we can do. Series room!
[04:43:33] interact with the grave? Oh you can meditate at it? Oh I don't know why I
[04:43:41] assumed it actually just wanted to come back later. I guess I might as well have
[04:43:45] come here. Ah! Ah! Come on Soda! Rip my earbud out.
[04:43:54] Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop! Stop!
[04:44:05] AHHHHH!
[04:44:07] STOP!
[04:44:23] She just looks... likes to bite my socks.
[04:44:26] I
[04:44:33] Bloods power I summon you with your name. I beseech you
[04:44:39] Hear my call and arise dare
[04:44:47] Did it work oh
[04:44:50] It's still ugly is bound to you by blood
[04:44:56] Oh my god, it's kind of fast.
[04:45:01] Can they not see this or like...
[04:45:06] They can't see it.
[04:45:13] Looks like rain.
[04:45:26] I guess they can't see the flying ghost, baby.
[04:45:32] Sorry.
[04:45:34] I'm so sorry.
[04:45:35] This damn poor's a barge.
[04:45:37] I'm so sorry.
[04:45:41] The lumber can is for the witcher's eyes only.
[04:45:43] I mean, thank god I don't think anyone else needs to see this.
[04:45:49] Oh no, yo despair muffin, thanks for 16 months.
[04:46:01] Wait, I'm gonna lose the baby, I gotta go guys.
[04:46:04] I was waiting for me, oh nice.
[04:46:13] Well, now I gotta drag a mother and a daughter back to their abusive father.
[04:46:33] Oh, she wasn't laughing when they kept in there.
[04:46:37] Right.
[04:46:38] Like it worth it to Rambo.
[04:46:43] Horseshoe.
[04:46:44] No way a pitch burner could afford a horse.
[04:46:49] A bracelet, one of them must have dropped it.
[04:47:02] No way a pitch burner could afford a horse.
[04:47:07] I wonder if the wife has a new guy.
[04:47:11] I'm going the right way.
[04:47:20] Wants to show me something more.
[04:47:32] What is that? What is that?
[04:47:55] All the baby waited.
[04:47:58] How nice.
[04:48:30] The graphages have a few days.
[04:48:37] Still worth the closer look.
[04:48:46] Oh, it's all in that horse carcass
[04:48:51] That's some rock game
[04:49:16] I
[04:49:46] What do we have here it's a bone bones have been here a while chewed on the saddle
[04:50:14] Necrophages elite anything these days.
[04:50:19] Giant claws wasn't a necrophage made these marks.
[04:50:26] Horseshoes missing. Is this the animal that lost one in the smokehouse?
[04:50:33] Head torn clear off takes incredible strength.
[04:50:39] Must have been attacked by a powerful beast surprised them. I hope they got away
[04:50:47] Powerful be trail goes on good thing it doesn't end here. Well, I have to kill that beast
[04:50:57] Probably
[04:51:09] I'm being followed.
[04:51:22] Is tallow fat?
[04:51:43] I just picked up some dog tallow.
[04:51:45] That was kind of, uh, kind of nasty.
[04:51:52] How do you get that out of the dog?
[04:51:57] Oh, hello, children.
[04:52:06] Who's that?
[04:52:09] I give room. Come on now.
[04:52:12] What do you think here, sir? Our hut's out of the way.
[04:52:16] Welfle. We has nothing. We knows nothing.
[04:52:20] Just need information. Looking for two women, the Bloody Baron's wife and daughter.
[04:52:25] Not a soul to be near, sir.
[04:52:27] Sure, not even passing through.
[04:52:30] Daughter's medium height, about 20. Her mother's thin, about 40. See them?
[04:52:34] That's her came at night, right, Mummy?
[04:52:36] What?
[04:52:37] Quiet boy.
[04:52:42] Where'd the girl go?
[04:52:43] Your son said enough, no point in playing dumb anymore.
[04:52:47] Sorry sir.
[04:52:48] You don't look like one of her father's men.
[04:52:50] Because I'm not.
[04:52:51] I'm looking for Tamara and her mother.
[04:52:53] I need to know if they're alive and safe.
[04:52:55] Tamara is hoist.
[04:52:57] She's to my brother's place not so firm.
[04:52:59] But Mrs. Anna, that's another tale.
[04:53:02] Though any words better than the crow's purge. They know that the Baron sucks
[04:53:08] Why cuz?
[04:53:10] Cuz he beat her sir beat mrs. Anna oilings
[04:53:14] How did everyone know but not a one lifted a finger for the stop it I guess word spreads. I don't know
[04:53:22] What happened to tomorrow's mother?
[04:53:26] We're like this I was a white in the old smokehouse with horses cold as Alan
[04:53:32] so dark, couldn't see past two elves in front of him, moon at a risen high, and still hadn't
[04:53:39] come.
[04:53:40] Began to fear some demonet snatched him, but finally they came forth, and we set off towards
[04:53:45] the river.
[04:53:46] Suddenly, out of nowhere, a gale arose, thought it'd tear my head off, and those damned birds
[04:53:53] swarms of uncorsinore the woods, raising a racket to make your ears bleed.
[04:53:58] and her scream bent over into herself.
[04:54:01] Tamara knelt down, ripped her arms,
[04:54:04] but then I saw fiery marks on her hands.
[04:54:10] What?
[04:54:17] What marks?
[04:54:18] They say, well, like burned on her hands.
[04:54:22] Her hands were branded?
[04:54:23] On the palms inside.
[04:54:25] Or am I confused?
[04:54:26] Like a cattle brand.
[04:54:28] I know these was a black scars scabbed over.
[04:54:32] They's hot and glowing, as if they burned with raw fire.
[04:54:39] Fine, what happened next?
[04:54:41] Grew even darker.
[04:54:43] Seems someone had put out the stars.
[04:54:46] Crickets all went silent all of a sudden,
[04:54:48] and then, from the woods, a roar broke out
[04:54:53] in a cold swag, and before I could catch my breath,
[04:54:56] A beast jumped out of the woods, big as a barn with horns and two burning coals for eyes.
[04:55:02] Look what I was done for.
[04:55:05] The beast attacked Mrs. Anna's horse, ripped its head off, carried her off into the woods.
[04:55:09] Our horses, mine and Miss Tamara, got spooked and tore off willy-nilly for the only reason we escaped.
[04:55:16] The miss wanted to go back for her mother, but my wife pleaded, said she'd die out there alone.
[04:55:23] Mr. Mara bring not to go
[04:55:29] Why help them at all you risked a lot for your dad old miss Tamara
[04:55:35] Three moons past the fever grip my boy. We thought he was done for tomorrow
[04:55:40] Lurid brought food and sounds
[04:55:43] We're poor than dirt itself
[04:55:46] She saved my boy. No two ways about me myself. I'd have never dared to help
[04:55:53] My missus told me a time of war and contempts come a time of folk gone wrong
[04:56:00] We need to repay good with good who stands by idly does evil as if marry the wise woman
[04:56:08] That's a bar crying shame. We couldn't save mrs. Anna in the end
[04:56:16] Also, they're not here either thanks for your help
[04:56:19] The lady she'll be all right in the end boom cheek
[04:56:23] I don't know what she is. I don't know
[04:56:29] I'll do a talk to the Baron again bro. We gotta tell him everyone knows that you beat them as diverge
[04:56:36] Everyone knows you suck
[04:56:45] Bye-bye weird ghost baby. I
[04:56:49] Will miss you
[04:56:51] yo Gumby thanks for 31 months I am having a wonderful day come on
[04:57:00] show let's get out of here
[04:57:21] This is such sick music!
[04:57:26] Where's that emote?
[04:57:31] What is that?
[04:57:36] Sped.
[04:57:37] And the ghost speed is sped off into the night, never to be seen again.
[04:57:41] I want an emote.
[04:57:46] never to be seen again. Well, maybe we will find his wife and daughter. Oh, wait, a quest.
[04:58:04] Hello, sir.
[04:58:07] Um, there's someone behind you.
[04:58:14] Excuse me?
[04:58:34] by dueling a hundred nights to the death now draw your sword postage but I've
[04:58:41] nicked on left after you on the first why for the lady why are you challenging me
[04:58:50] don't recall doing anything to offend the mate bilberry well why that's where
[04:59:00] I swear, made Bill Breeze the most loveliest of all.
[04:59:05] Thing is, I've never laid eyes on her.
[04:59:08] Ah-ha!
[04:59:09] Ah!
[04:59:10] I shall wash your scorn away with thy blood-fiend!
[04:59:14] Stand and fight!
[04:59:15] I don't even know, like, why she's not cute at all.
[04:59:19] You know?
[04:59:20] That's it!
[04:59:21] We need to get the half, half hole!
[04:59:44] But the next time we meet...
[04:59:48] time I'll kill you. What the heck is a little bitch? Bed! Bed is how? That was silly. I'm
[05:00:15] I'm going to rob your house, don't mind.
[05:00:17] I can't get in.
[05:00:35] Corse!
[05:00:36] Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go Go.
[05:00:50] Go Go Go.
[05:00:55] You just...
[05:00:56] Come on.
[05:00:57] Come on.
[05:00:58] Come on.
[05:00:59] Come on.
[05:01:00] You can do it.
[05:01:01] Yep.
[05:01:02] Nope.
[05:01:03] Come on.
[05:01:04] You look like an Erika today, what is that supposed to mean?
[05:01:24] Did I just hit the dog?
[05:01:28] I'm so sorry dog.
[05:01:31] How did I say it?
[05:01:35] Witcher, the word, please.
[05:01:38] Oh, who are you?
[05:01:40] Have we met this guy before?
[05:01:41] Oh, no we haven't.
[05:01:42] They called me the Sergeant,
[05:01:44] left over from my army days, you understand.
[05:01:47] When me and Philip, the men in the barren,
[05:01:50] served under a Temerian banner,
[05:01:53] what did you ask you about something?
[05:01:55] It's a little about him being his wife.
[05:01:58] What is it?
[05:02:00] That night, when the Baron ordered everyone to lock their doors, stay inside.
[05:02:05] What did you and the Baron do?
[05:02:06] Oh, kid, it's about the ghost, baby.
[05:02:07] Gotta ask the Baron about that.
[05:02:09] Speaking of which, nowhere he is.
[05:02:11] Garden.
[05:02:12] He spends a lot of time sitting there, at least.
[05:02:15] Drunk.
[05:02:16] No.
[05:02:17] Don't drink, don't eat.
[05:02:19] Just sit.
[05:02:23] I mean,
[05:02:25] low-key deserved.
[05:02:27] I'm gonna steal all his plants now
[05:02:38] That's it
[05:02:41] Oh, man, he's looking real sad. Hey, man, you wanna play some Gwent?
[05:02:47] There you are
[05:02:49] See the Holly Hawk there the violet blooms
[05:02:53] brought the plants here from Nazare
[05:02:55] Anna had read some story, insisted on having them, spent hours tending to them, trimming,
[05:03:04] pruning.
[05:03:05] She was so contented that.
[05:03:08] And then the Frilly ones called birds of Paragas in Zerikania, but Tamara called them
[05:03:15] dragons of Paragas.
[05:03:17] You know what I just randomly thought of?
[05:03:19] The dialogue in this game versus the dialogue in Crimson Desert is fucking insane, like
[05:03:25] The difference. Even though it's the same, the exact same type of setting.
[05:03:30] Stuart, well, thank you for the five!
[05:03:32] Thank you, Stuart! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
[05:03:35] That'll be you, Stuart. Thank you so much.
[05:03:38] Thank you, thank you, thank you.
[05:03:55] You could just not do bad things.
[05:04:24] I mean, maybe he just wants to know they're okay.
[05:04:27] And he won't like force them to come home.
[05:04:29] Your daughter's in Oxenfort.
[05:04:32] What the blazes?
[05:04:33] Is she all right?
[05:04:35] In good health, Scythe?
[05:04:37] Why haven't you brought her back?
[05:04:39] Never offered to do that.
[05:04:41] Ooh.
[05:04:41] I'm here now, she's Scythe.
[05:04:43] You see her at least?
[05:04:45] No, but I talked to the man who helped her escape
[05:04:48] and then took her in.
[05:04:49] Tomorrow is safe and sound.
[05:04:51] From what I gathered, she has no desire
[05:04:53] to see you again.
[05:04:54] no intention to return. I shall trust some peasant dote. I shall trust whoever it is
[05:05:01] helped there. I need to know for service and safe. Yo, CynXD, thanks for the tip of
[05:05:07] a...
[05:05:08] You must be sure. See her yourself. I shall believe anyone else.
[05:05:14] See yourself? I shan't believe anyone else. You know, I'll keep helping him. Like,
[05:05:19] I don't like him, but I like the story line.
[05:05:24] I'm here for the plot.
[05:05:26] Not because I want to help him.
[05:05:49] yet but I'm on a trail well what are you waiting for for you to tell me about
[05:05:54] Siri like we agreed oh true he did say he'd do that word once given when Siri
[05:06:02] was on the main we took her out on a hunt for to be galloping would warm up her
[05:06:07] limbs can't stick from so much bed rest oh that last of yours I'm looking the
[05:06:16] Why then to hunt down a wild war that size why worthy of one of King Faunt's face
[05:06:28] Sere come I'll haunt should be yours as I see it
[05:06:35] Hi, you don't wow that's not bad not bad at all, but who goes born team with a sword
[05:06:42] No bow at hand, no spear.
[05:06:45] My sword was all I had.
[05:06:47] Well, you brandished it beautifully.
[05:06:50] Won't they teach you that, anyway?
[05:06:58] Tom, what's wrong, I guess?
[05:07:00] I care more than...
[05:07:02] Which is good, there, right?
[05:07:04] But they only took labs as I recall.
[05:07:06] They made an exception for me.
[05:07:13] Right.
[05:07:14] Me to say, you're a she-witcher.
[05:07:17] Not entirely.
[05:07:18] The mutations, I was never subjected to them.
[05:07:21] But everything else I know, I learned from the witches there.
[05:07:25] Now any of them potions?
[05:07:27] Not so much.
[05:07:28] A bit.
[05:07:29] Could you see, at times I get this pinching back here.
[05:07:32] I'll be back here.
[05:07:33] Shut your teeth, Grinn.
[05:07:34] Nobody cares about your backside.
[05:07:37] A woman could swing a sword of no one, but never seen a lady mount anything but a cock
[05:07:43] proper.
[05:07:44] Old tipsy on horseback, with it strange on a county bloody mountain sideways.
[05:07:49] Perhaps you'd care to wager.
[05:07:52] I think you can outrun me on an horse.
[05:07:55] Naturally.
[05:07:56] What's the stake?
[05:07:57] She can thank him for that.
[05:07:58] I'm in a stable.
[05:07:59] She can thank him for that.
[05:08:29] So you just don't mind.
[05:08:31] If I win, I'll take your sword.
[05:08:34] Agreed.
[05:08:36] But not drink any more this noise.
[05:08:38] You'll want your head about you.
[05:08:40] Then we start a daybreak.
[05:08:42] right
[05:08:58] I'm on
[05:09:00] I
[05:09:07] Don't
[05:09:09] Ready
[05:09:11] As ever
[05:09:19] Dude, I fucking suck at horseback
[05:09:30] Oh sorry.
[05:09:37] Oh I get my horse stamina to go faster.
[05:09:58] Oh, it was that short?
[05:10:08] I thought it was just me.
[05:10:10] I'm a Reese.
[05:10:11] I would have just kept going.
[05:10:12] I was like, oh, I should probably regen the horse stamina, but I was almost there.
[05:10:28] I'm gonna redo it.
[05:10:30] I did not know the bro was fucking like nine minutes ago.
[05:10:36] The witcher's contact in Velen was to be Hendrick, the Emperor's spy.
[05:10:41] Hendrick was operating in Cognita when that war ravaged land.
[05:10:44] His mission is to gather intelligence about Syria.
[05:10:48] Yet, Daryl's arrived.
[05:10:50] Oh my god!
[05:10:51] Don't act like you guys would do the same thing!
[05:10:53] The witcher learned nothing from the spy's course.
[05:10:56] I just get all this Lincoln, thanks for 15 months you're looking good today like a cute
[05:11:11] boy.
[05:11:13] Thanks man.
[05:11:15] God's men, you've...
[05:11:20] Any news?
[05:11:22] You... what?
[05:11:24] Never.
[05:11:25] That... tomorrow...
[05:11:26] My soul is there!
[05:11:27] Oh, come!
[05:11:29] Not much, I...
[05:11:31] What is that?
[05:11:33] Nothing.
[05:11:34] Well, for you...
[05:11:36] When sit...
[05:11:40] That lass of yours, pure luck in the flesh...
[05:11:44] to hunt down a what
[05:11:46] shit
[05:11:47] no
[05:11:50] ok
[05:11:51] which
[05:11:53] dammit
[05:11:54] not
[05:11:55] I'm here to skip all
[05:11:56] what
[05:11:57] what
[05:11:58] that's a
[05:11:59] black
[05:12:01] what
[05:12:02] I'm spamming this shit
[05:12:05] a good
[05:12:06] My sir!
[05:12:13] Ready?
[05:12:16] Huh?
[05:12:18] Madden?
[05:12:21] Come on, silly!
[05:12:23] Don't you embarrass us!
[05:12:26] Come on!
[05:12:31] I
[05:12:52] My stamina
[05:13:01] Oh, I actually just had to go to Sam and I at all.
[05:13:06] Worthy of the best horse, the mare is yours.
[05:13:11] Thank you.
[05:13:13] Yo, Kai-Zanthus, thanks for seven months.
[05:13:16] She screamed like a mad woman. In an instant all had forgotten the wager. Every man ran
[05:13:36] to save his skin, even were he to break his neck.
[05:13:39] And they make it?
[05:13:41] My others were not so fortunate
[05:13:45] But what happened then?
[05:13:47] I'm also most irrelevant. See come. Yeah, I don't know if it mattered at all
[05:13:54] Oh
[05:13:56] Thank you for the push crime
[05:13:58] You're not a rest house. You find my wife working on it
[05:14:03] I'm making peace for progress. They split up hadn't considered that possibility before but don't worry
[05:14:10] I'll find Anna to
[05:14:14] Let's play Gwent I
[05:14:18] Think I gotta just fight him later when I have better cards can't help wondering why you made it more
[05:14:24] synergy cards
[05:14:27] That's myself out there and die a hero
[05:14:30] Fuck a hero's death
[05:14:32] Fuck death
[05:14:34] Rather live as a trader. Hello nun will remember it to marry is no more
[05:14:40] There's no left to be tried you can beat it with your current that you can't fight him later. Really what of it?
[05:14:47] Maybe we're at work. Put them down to a man. Others will come so I just want to laugh at me
[05:14:52] That was will flood this land take control before long sure as we've all got ourselves. They will
[05:15:02] In the mood for a round of Gwent I'm always in the mood for Gwent
[05:15:10] Let's lay him down.
[05:15:40] I've got the same card.
[05:16:08] I don't know, a spy card.
[05:16:12] Guess I'll play mine too.
[05:16:16] Ooh, that's huge!
[05:16:18] My synergy cards.
[05:16:20] Yo, Eric, JSC, thank you for these two months.
[05:16:27] Thank you, just give this one to me.
[05:16:32] I don't know if I'm winning.
[05:16:35] I kinda want my spy card back.
[05:16:38] Oh wait, this is good, this is good.
[05:17:05] Should I pass, you think, and I could try to go for winning the next two with this big
[05:17:21] hand?
[05:17:22] That's where I pass.
[05:17:36] Okay.
[05:17:39] How do I use my leader card?
[05:17:41] I think I found a little claw car for your decking play next to me.
[05:17:54] Uh, that's fine I guess.
[05:17:59] Oh, he passed!
[05:18:07] Okay, well I have a huge hand now, but I think so does me.
[05:18:15] I have a sunshine card, that's good.
[05:18:25] She doesn't perfectly just car pump plate instantly.
[05:18:28] I could get my, um, I could get, um, all right, well I'm just gonna send it, I guess.
[05:18:41] Yeah I could do another spy.
[05:18:46] CPAC! Thanks for 13 months!
[05:19:05] I could try to get a spy and pray I left them back.
[05:19:12] Always open with trash, well...
[05:19:14] I did not know.
[05:19:19] Should I just get this back or should I do the spy?
[05:19:22] But if I spy and draw the two useless things I'm fucked.
[05:19:31] Guys, I didn't even get the dummy.
[05:19:49] I should have got the sword guy back.
[05:19:52] This one too has plus ones all units in the row.
[05:20:06] That's fine I have a clear weather card.
[05:20:11] It's probably said stuff back from unused cards.
[05:20:20] I see. I did not know that.
[05:20:29] I mean, if he has a lot more of those Serb cards, I think I'm just fucked.
[05:20:44] Spy drops from the deck, not from discard.
[05:20:47] Oh!
[05:20:50] I did not know that, actually.
[05:20:54] I think I'll be fine once I...
[05:20:57] Actually, I might not be fine even with my Clearwater card.
[05:21:03] Oh, he passed!
[05:21:09] Okay, well, I already won, but...
[05:21:17] Wait.
[05:21:19] Wait.
[05:21:25] Wait, how is it even?
[05:21:29] How is it even?
[05:21:33] Use the rain, but do I still get the plus two?
[05:21:35] I guess we'll see.
[05:21:37] I will learn the mechanics, I guess.
[05:21:39] Okay, I won.
[05:21:41] So it keeps, okay.
[05:21:43] So even if it's played before the rain.
[05:21:47] Well I won. And I learned some things. I didn't know.
[05:21:55] Yay! I got a card!
[05:22:02] Ah! Evan! Thank you for the 10!
[05:22:05] Thanks, Evan! Thank you!
[05:22:08] I can't believe I did it. I didn't think that my deck was good enough.
[05:22:14] I thought it was doomed.
[05:22:17] Let's try to go...
[05:22:20] Okay, um, let's see, now what?
[05:22:26] There's probably some secondary quests, right?
[05:22:29] I'm level 4.
[05:22:30] Okay, let's do the series room thing.
[05:22:32] So, here we go.
[05:22:35] My dear friends, Philip and Anna, from Court L'Agruere, Minister of Culture for the Kingdom
[05:22:57] of Temeria, Visima 1265, whoever thinks curses are only ever manifestations of one's ill-will
[05:23:04] towards another is sorely mistaken. Chocolade commonplace are reports of curses cast unwittingly
[05:23:09] on one's self or on objects in one's immediate environment. The consequence of doing so can
[05:23:14] be difficult to predict. In many cases they lead to harm or even the death of the person
[05:23:19] afflicted by the curse or of the people spending time with the object or being on which the curse
[05:23:24] fell. That is why it's so essential to take preventative measures to safeguard one's
[05:23:28] self as thoroughly as possible against the casting of curses. As an absolute minimum,
[05:23:33] Badam Amelia Bettercruz Leon recommends cleansing oneself of all negative thoughts, trying to
[05:23:38] be at one with a world or achieving harmony between body and mind.
[05:23:42] Dedication to the Baron and his wife. Seems they have friends in high places under Zima
[05:23:52] What is this?
[05:23:54] Spinning dog. Wreck his toy
[05:23:57] Go to the kitchen. What the?
[05:24:00] Siri must have used these looks like she left in a hurry. Wrecked off her clothes
[05:24:06] Geez
[05:24:09] Just left them all over the place
[05:24:12] I don't mind if I do.
[05:24:20] Because it's not the girl we remember before.
[05:24:33] Oh, because Siri met her, not Geralt.
[05:24:36] Free sir, thanks for 26 months
[05:24:38] You and Siri talked a bit didn't you?
[05:24:40] We did did she say where she was going or what she came here to look for?
[05:24:45] She said she was looking for you and a sorceress
[05:24:48] You're here, so I guess you know her right?
[05:24:51] They wonder if she helped that friend of hers
[05:24:56] Siri wanted to help a friend and you do who it was
[05:24:59] What do you mean?
[05:25:02] She said he was in trouble
[05:25:06] look familiar my top where'd you find that series room we play in a room
[05:25:13] sometimes I was sad one day and Siri carved it for me oh such a shame she
[05:25:20] had to leave you'll take some notes six to six
[05:25:25] then you know where Siri is no one day I bought a breakfast and she was already
[05:26:02] It kind of just seemed like you're sitting there.
[05:26:07] Well, I'm going to steal all the stuff.
[05:26:11] Find the witch on your own or ask the residents of mid-cost about her.
[05:26:15] Is this a main quest?
[05:26:18] It is a main quest.
[05:26:21] Um, I'm still level four.
[05:26:24] Why am I so low level?
[05:26:28] Contract shrieker.
[05:26:29] Maybe I should run around and pick up some quests?
[05:26:31] Or should I just keep doing the main story for now excuse you
[05:26:44] In stories fine for now bring out the game big game sleep. How I get out of here
[05:26:52] Oh my god, I can't leave yet. Oh my goodness
[05:26:58] Are you good?
[05:27:03] I can't even talk- hello?
[05:27:13] I can't talk to him.
[05:27:17] Now why can't I loopies?
[05:27:23] Dude, chill! What is your problem?
[05:27:31] I'm just trying to steal.
[05:27:44] Dude, we can place some Gwent, man. What's your problem?
[05:27:53] Oh, here we go.
[05:28:05] Why can't I talk to anyone?
[05:28:15] Did I bug my game out?
[05:28:16] I think I might have bugged the game.
[05:28:20] I'll try saving up for this.
[05:28:38] Farewell, sir.
[05:28:41] I did not pirate the game.
[05:28:45] Save's coming, Bogdot!
[05:28:47] That's my karma.
[05:28:50] I can't talk to anyone is my shit broken
[05:29:08] about this week, some of them are not as good as ours.
[05:29:13] Some of them are as good as a hero.
[05:29:16] Orcie.
[05:29:17] There's random NPCs.
[05:29:18] I guess I'll see if it keeps happening, I don't know.
[05:29:32] If it does, I'll just restart the game.
[05:29:35] No problem.
[05:29:37] I've had many bugged playthroughs.
[05:29:53] Alright, main quest.
[05:30:00] Like a what?
[05:30:01] Oh wait, I never tried to go fishing, is the fishing good in this game?
[05:30:09] I did find a fishing rod a while ago, but I never tried to use it.
[05:30:16] There's no fishing?
[05:30:17] Oh, but I got baited then, I found a fishing rod earlier.
[05:30:22] I
[05:30:27] Love fishing
[05:30:39] I know I'd probably be like the most boring stream ever excuse me
[05:30:47] But I would love to just do a fishing stream right fucking sit there all day
[05:30:52] I might not even catch anything though.
[05:31:21] You know that in the end they get rescued.
[05:31:22] Oh yeah, true.
[05:31:24] That was like a freak incident though.
[05:31:26] Undiscovered location.
[05:31:28] Wonders turned this one pale.
[05:31:31] Park, some deliries take a hold of our fields.
[05:31:34] Something neither spirit nor phantom.
[05:31:37] Old Will swears on his mother's grave.
[05:31:39] It's like to be Jenny O' the Woods.
[05:31:41] Whether it is or it ain't, be careful
[05:31:43] and don't go out in the fields alone.
[05:31:45] And most certainly, not without Scythe and the Rake in hand.
[05:31:48] But if you get the courage to drive the fowl thing off,
[05:31:50] They'll receive a handsome reward, both though, elder man of mid-cots.
[05:31:57] Hello?
[05:32:00] Okay, bye, bad.
[05:32:02] I'm gonna rob you for that.
[05:32:04] Why, you actually have nothing to rob, that's crazy.
[05:32:07] Bye.
[05:32:08] An amulet, a bazaar, some tortoiseshells.
[05:32:18] What else do you have on offer?
[05:32:19] I'm playing well with this guy.
[05:32:21] You won't see the kidney stones.
[05:32:22] Tried remedies for trying times.
[05:32:26] Oh, junk.
[05:32:28] Oh, well, thanks.
[05:32:31] Oh, he's got GWENT Cards!
[05:32:34] I shall buy them all.
[05:32:37] He he he he he he he he he.
[05:32:39] Yo, Jason W, thanks for the eight months.
[05:32:42] Thank you very much.
[05:32:44] I'm a repair kid.
[05:32:45] I don't really need the kits, right?
[05:32:47] They're just convenient.
[05:32:49] I would think.
[05:32:55] Let's play cards.
[05:32:57] Gwent wouldn't be bad.
[05:32:59] Oh, I like pissed off.
[05:33:02] Is this the card that I got from, uh,
[05:33:05] fucking bear
[05:33:35] Okay, nice.
[05:34:03] What is that?
[05:34:04] I've never seen none in my life. What is that?
[05:34:12] Agile
[05:34:14] Ultra grandmaster thanks for the two months other race pieces of harpy and r-clip to maniacs
[05:34:19] Can we place in either the close combat or range combat cannot be moon was placed?
[05:34:23] Okay, so it's just it to that you can place in
[05:34:34] I'm debating if I use my spy early.
[05:34:41] Oh, you passed.
[05:34:50] I might have just won that.
[05:34:55] I won't work for that.
[05:35:02] I'm not really chosen monster card. I think it's pretty sure you got what did I say?
[05:35:09] Always use your spy early. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense
[05:35:15] Uh
[05:35:17] Okay, put that shit down in there
[05:35:25] Oh botchling card I've never seen these cars before
[05:35:32] Alright, I'm gonna go all in, I'm gonna try to win this round.
[05:35:39] Not quite a front line.
[05:35:42] I'm gonna start during the other round.
[05:35:50] What is that?
[05:35:51] What is that?
[05:35:52] Why are any of course the same name in your deck and play them instantly?
[05:36:00] Okay, I'm gonna freeze these for sure, but I just want to see if he plays any
[05:36:04] weather cards on me, and I'll do the frost last because if he plays any
[05:36:08] weather cards on me, I'll clear them with my son. What is that?
[05:36:18] Oh, he's still gonna beat me.
[05:36:29] That's it!
[05:36:44] Oh my goodness. Yeah, I'm freezing that shit over for sure.
[05:36:59] Huge?
[05:37:05] F**k!
[05:37:07] Oh, I'm so cooked now.
[05:37:19] I have nothing but weather cards.
[05:37:23] So I just have to pass, right?
[05:37:31] My plan is so early, and maybe I should have reigned, son, I mean...
[05:37:39] Alright, I hope he doesn't have anything else, because if he doesn't, I just win.
[05:37:47] YES!
[05:37:48] Okay, I still won.
[05:37:49] I thought he probably still had a card
[05:37:58] Hey, hey, hey, hey you son of a bitch I got a monster card from him. I got a grave hag
[05:38:11] You ain't safe less you got a Gabrielle the auto crank one-handed Gabrielle ensures you get the first shot
[05:38:19] And the last word
[05:38:26] Another name of quent perhaps
[05:38:29] You know ghetto bird CS thanks for the prime. Oh, this is way better
[05:38:38] Costs 300 though, I'm to wait I'm way too poor for this
[05:38:43] And I'm gonna get those two things
[05:38:45] He doesn't buy a lot of shit.
[05:39:05] I'm feeling brave.
[05:39:10] The onion bi-armor? Okay, I'm all done.
[05:39:13] I can't lard my sausage. I can't lard my sausage.
[05:39:33] Holy siege expert.
[05:39:40] I have no, like, weather strategy cards, though.
[05:39:58] I'm thinking.
[05:40:14] Maybe I was all in.
[05:40:18] But I'm not going to be able to draw anything else though.
[05:40:22] Fuck it.
[05:40:28] I feel like I just passed here, but he's gonna have two more cards than me.
[05:40:58] I only have to win one more round.
[05:41:01] Oh, I see you go-
[05:41:02] Oh!
[05:41:14] I didn't expect that, honestly.
[05:41:17] I think I'll lose now.
[05:41:22] Oh yeah, I lose for sure.
[05:41:25] He's got more cards than me too.
[05:41:37] That's one round man, just let me have this.
[05:41:52] Just let me have this.
[05:41:57] What does my thing do again?
[05:42:06] I just fucked myself over even more.
[05:42:11] That was great.
[05:42:18] I got one more fucking infantry I
[05:42:32] WON he didn't have any more cards what
[05:42:37] Let's go let's go I
[05:42:41] Know you're so pissed right now. I know you're so is
[05:42:45] Hello, you're so pissed.
[05:42:50] I'm on, sir.
[05:42:52] Let me try to charm that.
[05:42:55] Sure, tongue on her, but she's not finished.
[05:42:58] That's the way I got to this place.
[05:43:00] What?
[05:43:02] Every day, six hours in the spring.
[05:43:05] I'm not much likely to be inside here.
[05:43:07] That's the one you never see.
[05:43:15] I can't believe I won that. That was crazy.
[05:43:29] Enough is enough.
[05:43:33] Ask the residents. I'm trying to ask the residents. No one wants to talk to me.
[05:43:37] No one wants to talk to me, bro.
[05:43:49] There we go.
[05:43:57] Am I talking already?
[05:44:16] He Cork is back!
[05:44:27] foxberries to feed our young ones.
[05:44:29] You're a nice baby, thanks for going for lunch.
[05:44:31] You know that for his family.
[05:44:33] Some water rats last.
[05:44:35] They're food for days.
[05:44:37] After the peasant who visits the witch often.
[05:44:41] For a man.
[05:44:43] Good day.
[05:44:45] You know where to find the local witch.
[05:44:47] Who top of you are?
[05:44:49] Your wife.
[05:44:50] Daft wench.
[05:44:51] Leave me be.
[05:44:52] Don't listen to that nagging sound.
[05:44:54] We've now had a witch.
[05:44:56] nor cunning wenches
[05:45:01] The choirs of delusion level one did I not level it up? I thought that I did I must have forgotten
[05:45:07] Fuck
[05:45:08] Okay, well I can get it
[05:45:10] I'll talk to the guys
[05:45:26] All right, I will brainwash you now.
[05:45:30] I told you I'll say no to the witch.
[05:45:33] I'll have to equip it.
[05:45:36] Your heart at work won't interrupt.
[05:45:39] I did not realize that I thought it was a passive.
[05:45:44] It's kind of annoying.
[05:45:47] I was not paying 50 bucks for that.
[05:46:04] You take no for an answer, will you?
[05:46:06] Ooh, alright.
[05:46:10] Know the small pond near the village?
[05:46:12] The path leads off from it.
[05:46:14] Follow that till you come across a lone rock.
[05:46:16] Walk around that, then go towards...
[05:46:19] Find the old cart.
[05:46:20] You're there.
[05:46:21] Thanks.
[05:46:22] It's just...
[05:46:23] Don't harm her, sir.
[05:46:25] The word of your kind's reached these paths.
[05:46:28] Oh, they like the word.
[05:46:29] My kind, meaning...
[05:46:30] Well, the witch-burning kind.
[05:46:34] He's pissed.
[05:46:40] Yeah.
[05:46:45] He's pissed.
[05:46:51] He's pissed.
[05:46:58] He's pissed!
[05:47:02] Yeah!
[05:47:16] You like him skinny, huh?
[05:47:24] What? Leave me alone, Apple.
[05:47:28] Is it the stone?
[05:47:34] There's the boulder. Now right and onto the cart.
[05:47:45] Oh!
[05:47:49] This is very hard. It just hurts so much when you die.
[05:47:53] Hey, where are you running off to?
[05:48:19] I'm gonna meditate, refill my potions, and I have plenty of Gorgon alcohol from robbing
[05:48:49] Every barrel I could find in the castle
[05:48:52] That's fantastic
[05:48:56] Miss cows are wheezing one rise from the barn floor
[05:49:02] Us stream the way she's pretty do I look like a dairy made to you
[05:49:09] No miss, but you know things
[05:49:11] It is our last cow none other left in the village rest died of hunger or
[05:49:17] Or soldiers let him off?
[05:49:19] Oh, we're as good as dead without her.
[05:49:23] I shall give you herbs. Mix them with water drawn from the spring at midnight then make the cow drink them.
[05:49:29] But first you must clean out your barn. Sorry. Is that clear?
[05:49:34] Thank you miss. A thousand thanks.
[05:49:37] Enough. I've had my fill for the day. Go home.
[05:49:41] She's in a friendly mental, we'd best come back on the normal.
[05:49:50] Watch what she say, she's quick to order, now to take revenge.
[05:49:55] Don't worry guys, I'll handle this, I'm excellent with the lady.
[05:50:00] But first, do you want home?
[05:50:03] Ordinary arrangement, nothing special.
[05:50:05] Gotta see what I can loot around these parts.
[05:50:09] Black Eyeliner! Let's go!
[05:50:26] That's interesting.
[05:50:39] So there's a giant portal. That's cool.
[05:50:43] Um, I do see that there's a cellar.
[05:50:52] Anything of interest over here?
[05:50:57] No?
[05:51:04] YES! Yes! I found what I was looking for!
[05:51:09] I knew I wouldn't sum up empty handed.
[05:51:16] Perfect.
[05:51:17] All right, my work here is done.
[05:51:19] Now I may enter the portal.
[05:51:25] Whoa, where are we?
[05:51:29] Well, well, nice.
[05:51:31] I was wondering how long it would take you, Geralt.
[05:51:35] I'm upstairs.
[05:51:37] shy but she knows me
[05:51:49] no buns the game's only letting me walk definitely not an awful hurry I guess
[05:51:59] Greetings Witcher. She naked in the tub? She is! Why is everyone always taking baths in this game?
[05:52:13] Where? I hope you didn't come to kill her.
[05:52:18] Now, to talk.
[05:52:21] He is looking low.
[05:52:29] What is the bar boy, man?
[05:52:46] Kira Metz deep in the heart of Velen, thought you hated the countryside.
[05:52:50] I can assure you I did.
[05:52:52] Now more than ever.
[05:52:54] Heard a witch lived out here.
[05:52:56] Never would have guessed it was King Foltest's former advisor.
[05:52:58] I'm so pleased the world's still able to astound you, Geralt.
[05:53:03] I actually envy you that sense of wonder.
[05:53:05] Common in children, knights, errant and morons.
[05:53:10] Someone's grown irritable.
[05:53:12] Is that any way to greet an old friend?
[05:53:14] Well, I thought it looked like-
[05:53:15] I believe I greeted you with a pleasant view.
[05:53:18] Now tell me what brings you here.
[05:53:24] So, that you saw this question coming.
[05:53:27] What are you doing here?
[05:53:28] Let me think.
[05:53:30] Enjoying the country air?
[05:53:32] Admiring the unspoiled scenery?
[05:53:34] Or is it furthering the age-old alliance
[05:53:36] between the city and its red basket?
[05:53:38] No.
[05:53:39] I'm in hiding, Geralt.
[05:53:42] Blind to the state of the world,
[05:53:43] don't you see what's happening?
[05:53:45] I mean the persecution mages now face.
[05:53:47] Yes, that's exactly what I mean.
[05:53:50] Radivid's new path time.
[05:53:52] Pursuing anyone with a whiff of magic about them.
[05:53:55] Which hunters?
[05:53:57] familiar murderous scouring the north from end to end burning books hanging
[05:54:03] soothsay is torturing her
[05:54:09] pick the strange place to hide I didn't pick anything Harry thanks for 26 in the
[05:54:14] north red of its men hunt sources like your father's victory I have not
[05:54:18] stopped in Jaws the south where was I to flee I started the game right I
[05:54:22] haven't finished it but he lets them live that's a crazy crazy long game
[05:54:26] Different and Emma differ in every respect except one they share a deep hatred of the lot of sorceresses
[05:54:34] And I was a member
[05:54:39] So how's it feel to be the knowledge which?
[05:54:43] Horrid no joy of having a boundless respect and trust of the local peasantry
[05:54:49] They'd respect anyone who could produce hemorrhoid green in here a while, haven't you long enough a rot
[05:54:56] to set in you cannot possibly imagine how much I detest this place changing the subject
[05:55:08] and news of your sisters from the lodge none we can't know too much about one another these days
[05:55:15] it's safely so close for the dvd in the background i've wanted oh my god it is i even
[05:55:21] I didn't even realize it was on the TV, it's autoplay!
[05:55:35] It's been easy for a while now, I didn't even notice.
[05:55:38] I'm looking for Siri that Siri and no one can know understand oh man I shouldn't order
[05:55:50] that the girl once sought by the lodge of sorceresses and practically every ruler on
[05:55:55] the continent has landed here in Velen and I know nothing of it what is she doing here
[05:56:01] indications are she's hiding from someone I heard she quarreled with a witch but if
[05:56:06] If you don't know anything, sure you haven't seen her.
[05:56:10] I'm certain I haven't.
[05:56:12] But recently someone asked me about an ashen-haired woman.
[05:56:16] He claimed she would stand out from the peasant crowd.
[05:56:19] Did he say anything else about her?
[05:56:25] Not so fast, Geralt.
[05:56:27] No humble plea, no offering for the witch.
[05:56:31] A few dozen eggs!
[05:56:34] I can give her a few dozen eggs.
[05:56:37] They're really dry, dude.
[05:57:04] Well, it was an elf this individual who asked about Serena, and then see if this is Squirtle's
[05:57:10] swab either.
[05:57:11] It's a Squirtle swab.
[05:57:12] What was an elven mage doing in Velen?
[05:57:17] How we met any elves in the game yet?
[05:57:19] They keep talking about elves.
[05:57:20] Oh, I'm sorry.
[05:57:21] Of course.
[05:57:22] Kiki is right.
[05:57:23] He asked him any more questions than he answered.
[05:57:28] He said what his name was.
[05:57:32] He didn't.
[05:57:33] And he wore a mask
[05:57:35] Very secretive all night yet, but I don't think so, but I was intelligent and composed
[05:57:41] Thank you for the pie. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you
[05:57:46] They'll be all she derived
[05:57:48] Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
[05:57:52] You leave any message for her no, but he asked that where I to meet I should leave
[05:57:58] So you know where to find him
[05:58:00] Oh, Tether's here too for the six hour mark?
[05:58:08] Oh my boy.
[05:58:30] I can't go just yet.
[05:58:34] In that case, we'll meet there.
[05:58:36] By the way, do you need the cave entrance?
[05:58:39] As well as CFO, I picked up a quest that I'm a good level ado.
[05:58:47] Also, there's other things I can yoink.
[05:58:58] I sure love looting!
[05:59:05] I didn't let me pick them up, there we go.
[05:59:19] I hope she doesn't notice that I stole all her shit. That'd be really fucking awkward.
[05:59:23] I mean stealing the barren shit was easy like you so rich you wouldn't even notice it
[05:59:28] But like I literally went straight into her basement
[05:59:33] Not very good
[05:59:46] Even stealing everything outside her house
[05:59:48] YIKO! Dave and Ray! Hello! Hi Raiders! Hope we had a lovely time over there today.
[05:59:56] Okay, let me see... Secondary Quasks. I picked up some more! Oh, they're level 11 still!
[06:00:06] I have a level 8.
[06:00:07] Oh wait, I hit level 5.
[06:00:13] I mean, I can't even put any shit in.
[06:00:25] I can make cursed oil.
[06:00:27] Set us up power versus cursed ones.
[06:00:29] Cursed ones are ghosts, right?
[06:00:31] Blinds are prone with an explosion radius,
[06:00:33] destroys monster-ness.
[06:00:36] Okay, well I can make, uh, Ghost Oil if I end up needing it.
[06:00:40] Cheddar no!
[06:00:42] Cheddar no!
[06:00:42] He's trying to eat that with the wolf.
[06:00:45] Come on, bud.
[06:00:46] It's still a frickin' problem.
[06:00:50] I think for sure I need to grind more levels.
[06:00:53] Levels?
[06:00:53] Okay, the main quest of all right now is level 6.
[06:00:57] How did I miss so many-
[06:00:59] so many things?
[06:01:02] Yo, Pro Swift, thank you for the gift sub to be 6.
[06:01:06] Maybe I should just go around and pick up all the quests.
[06:01:11] Or is that annoying?
[06:01:13] Oh my god, they're both in front of me.
[06:01:19] What do you guys want, man?
[06:01:22] I'm gaming!
[06:01:24] Food?
[06:01:26] I don't think that they need food.
[06:01:35] I had food earlier when I went in there, I think it was a while ago, but...
[06:01:51] You can level up the skills you already have, and maybe I'll do that.
[06:02:00] I don't wanna go get that quest.
[06:02:10] Let's go.
[06:02:17] Okay, notice board.
[06:02:32] Perfect.
[06:02:33] Okay, there's a quest to pedal the road.
[06:02:40] I'll have a long right way.
[06:02:51] Return left up here.
[06:02:57] I
[06:03:07] Do not pass what do you want?
[06:03:11] Rejoice for even a creature's depraved and paladin here
[06:03:16] conserve the glory of the eternal fire
[06:03:21] Someone must sue to the corpses on the battlefield
[06:03:23] Necrothage is defile those not already rotting in mass graves. This is not right.
[06:03:30] That's to be my good deed for the day.
[06:03:33] You're a handsomely profitable one, I matter. I know your kind don't work for free.
[06:03:38] Didi, are you ready?
[06:03:42] I'll take care of it.
[06:03:43] Uh, maybe not tonight. I can do it tomorrow.
[06:03:46] Good one works in life the more I...
[06:03:48] I don't think that my capture cord is set up there right now.
[06:03:51] I keep having to move around.
[06:03:52] That's generous. I wish it to flare up to the sky for the glory of the time
[06:04:00] Once I've incinerated the bodies world I find you I shall be near the bridge to
[06:04:06] Novigrad
[06:04:08] Okay, new quest. Main quest, secondary quest. Oh, this is a level 3 quest! Perfect!
[06:04:15] I need these low-level quests.
[06:04:25] Yeah, I can do DDR tomorrow.
[06:04:32] There are a lot of dogs around here.
[06:05:41] Oh
[06:05:50] All right
[06:05:52] That is a okay I
[06:05:56] Find and bury the bodies or burn the bodies now for a shot at me
[06:06:11] I do get XP from killing mobs, right?
[06:06:20] Because I mean, my bar link did not move at all.
[06:06:25] There must be so many.
[06:06:27] They have to kill.
[06:06:57] I'm going to use my shield to make it look like I'm going to use my shield.
[06:07:27] Come on.
[06:07:43] I think I know all of them.
[06:07:47] Now for a shot at me.
[06:07:52] No, no, no, no, no!
[06:07:57] All right, one more.
[06:08:02] Dude, this class, look how much my experience far has moved!
[06:08:09] I was basically fresh level 5.
[06:08:13] I mean, I guess that's why this game's long, it's a grind.
[06:08:16] You ought to do it.
[06:08:21] Yo, uh, gag or gauge, eggnog.
[06:08:24] Thanks for too much.
[06:08:26] Age Eggnog favorite 2 months and Luxus Farum, thanks for 52 months!
[06:08:42] Alcoholic Eggnog is so disgusting.
[06:08:46] I like normal Eggnog though, it is delicious.
[06:08:56] Wow, anonymous! Thank you for the five!
[06:09:00] Come here, bull!
[06:09:26] You've got your job!
[06:09:39] See ya!
[06:09:41] If it ain't your back in priest, it's corpsees.
[06:09:44] I'm done with this damn town.
[06:09:46] The priest?
[06:09:48] We'd agreed to meet as usual.
[06:09:50] Just a larger delivery.
[06:09:52] Good customer, I thought.
[06:09:54] They whipped out bloods!
[06:10:01] Oh, it's Hachi! Thank you for the five!
[06:10:03] Thank you! Thank you so much!
[06:10:07] Thank you, Hachi!
[06:10:19] Oh!
[06:10:20] Oh shit, the priest isn't out.
[06:10:23] I'm sure he hired a witcher to burn the bodies, destroying the evidence.
[06:10:27] A witcher? Meeting you? So what now?
[06:10:31] Nothing. Didn't pay me to burn the living.
[06:10:34] I'll thank the gods, it's true what they say, about mutants, you live by a code!
[06:10:39] I'll thank you, witcher!
[06:10:41] What are you playing at? My bestie?
[06:10:45] Your bestie?
[06:10:46] Say, uh, what are you playing at?
[06:10:49] Uh, I just thought maybe you'd want to play some guant, I guess not.
[06:10:53] Now for a shot of Igny.
[06:11:03] Okay.
[06:11:05] Time to go back to the priest, and I know Joralt will probably confront him instantly.
[06:11:17] Oh, actually the XP wasn't that terrible now that I look at it.
[06:11:21] I'm sure I'm about to get more.
[06:11:37] I told you to put the damn earring on, you got a fuse to go through!
[06:11:42] Dude, true.
[06:11:51] Oh, well, one of my swords is blasted, I gotta remember to get that fixed up.
[06:12:17] Come on.
[06:12:22] Come on.
[06:12:24] Ariel, Tokyo, thanks for subbing.
[06:12:26] Hello.
[06:12:28] Thanks, Tokyo.
[06:12:35] Excuse me.
[06:12:37] Excuse me.
[06:12:42] Excuse me.
[06:12:44] They're all screaming terror.
[06:12:47] Oh, there's a quest back here. I'm gonna pick it up before I forget.
[06:12:52] Hello?
[06:12:58] What?
[06:13:17] 100? Hell no! Why would I have a 100 right now?
[06:13:43] Don't yawn on us bro, sorry.
[06:13:46] He and some lads tied it off cowfields.
[06:13:48] The problem is, he's always swarms a shark mobber in him, you know, in monsters drawn
[06:13:54] the corpses.
[06:13:55] Give him some protection, and I'll swing you one beautiful discount.
[06:14:00] It's gonna be like five coins off or something, isn't it?
[06:14:03] Oh, maybe there's another way to do this.
[06:14:06] Yes!
[06:14:07] The thing is, when you're discounted just because.
[06:14:09] Hi.
[06:14:10] Good idea.
[06:14:11] Yeah!
[06:14:12] Sholes my friend
[06:14:17] It's better pleasure to do business with you
[06:14:23] What is this walkage across the pond turn its subsidiaries wait did I already have one?
[06:14:32] You have one already
[06:14:34] But I got experience points for that
[06:14:37] We have one, fuck.
[06:14:41] Well, minus fifty.
[06:15:07] Just after the battle, the wounded needed tending, refugees, passport, care.
[06:15:12] We had sermons to deliver, donations to clip.
[06:15:16] Relieved to hear it.
[06:15:17] What would the people have done without you?
[06:15:22] So he hasn't brought up the uh, the guy that was still alive.
[06:15:26] So, took care of the graves.
[06:15:28] Oh he's, he's doing it now.
[06:15:30] One of the corpses proved to be quite, well, alive, and pretty talkative.
[06:15:36] What do you mean?
[06:15:37] Fistech dealer.
[06:15:39] One of them survived.
[06:15:41] Had an awfully interesting story to tell.
[06:15:43] Uh-oh.
[06:15:44] Hmm.
[06:15:45] Intriguing.
[06:15:46] I would purchase this story from you for old time.
[06:15:51] Excursive.
[06:15:52] You're going to pay me off?
[06:15:57] No!
[06:15:59] Fuck you!
[06:16:00] You can hire me, but you sure as hell can't buy me.
[06:16:03] I did think about it, though.
[06:16:05] I thought about it for a second.
[06:16:09] Ow.
[06:16:16] Are you ready? You're having meals.
[06:16:17] Are you ready?
[06:16:23] I'm afraid I'll beat you.
[06:16:35] Wait, did I even hit him?
[06:16:45] Why does he look weird?
[06:16:48] Oh, he got one shot?
[06:16:50] Oh, I didn't even notice he- Oh, Montez, I know.
[06:16:54] I didn't even notice he died.
[06:16:56] Damn, that was pathetic.
[06:16:59] Well, that's what you get, man.
[06:17:02] And I think I robbed him anyway, so I got the money anyway, right?
[06:17:07] Yeah, plus 200, I mean it's probably more than he was going to pay me.
[06:17:12] I would think.
[06:17:16] Probably right?
[06:17:17] He was probably trying to cheat me out.
[06:17:21] But I think I did the right thing.
[06:17:28] I think I'm going to do this gear quest.
[06:17:42] Have I already missed any quests?
[06:17:43] Oh I guess I skipped the guy who's up brother was dying in the burning building.
[06:17:49] But that was an accident.
[06:17:56] That was not my intention to skip.
[06:18:22] I'm loving like insanely slow because it feels insanely slow.
[06:18:30] Search the castle ruins.
[06:18:33] Oh, okay, I see what it wants me to do.
[06:18:38] Wait, find diagrams for all Viper school gear.
[06:18:52] Am I at the right place for this quest?
[06:18:57] It's in a different zone.
[06:19:01] Okay, next floor.
[06:19:05] Holy shit, there's a lot I haven't found.
[06:19:15] How do I... it's in the starting zone?
[06:19:25] How do I switch to it?
[06:19:27] Oh, well, not the classic.
[06:19:32] Ah.
[06:19:34] The game is not open world.
[06:19:38] Uh...
[06:19:42] Geralt and Yennefer were reunited.
[06:19:44] Something even more important happened in New Zealand.
[06:19:47] Geralt learned that Cirilla, his longtime lord, had returned from afar.
[06:19:52] And she was in danger. He was to find her.
[06:19:59] Any idea what's on your mind?
[06:20:08] Oh my, oh my, my horse came out of the water!
[06:20:12] Roached and swam!
[06:20:18] Okay, gear quest.
[06:20:20] I guess it's good I didn't waste my money on gear, because I almost did multiple times.
[06:20:29] Non-miss, give me some pison! Thank you!
[06:20:38] I mean, maybe the bot here is from, like, people that want to pick the best-looking gear or something, I don't know.
[06:20:47] Or collect it all.
[06:20:49] Here'll be the newbie! Thanks for 27 months!
[06:20:58] Ah!
[06:21:00] RAAA!
[06:21:01] Good news going on.
[06:21:11] Can't run right there.
[06:21:14] Ow!
[06:21:15] Sorry.
[06:21:31] So once I find the diagrams, do I have to make someone craft it for me?
[06:21:36] Or do I just get it?
[06:21:40] It'd be cool to just get it, but I feel like that's not how it's gonna be.
[06:21:45] Yeah?
[06:21:46] Man! Well, I've been looting plenty of materials.
[06:21:51] So...
[06:21:53] There is that.
[06:21:57] Faster.
[06:22:01] I
[06:22:12] Talked up
[06:22:31] I'm going to steal your guys stuff, sorry.
[06:22:44] Oh, you got chicken sandwich?
[06:22:57] Terrigation reports. Location, Amovet Fortress. Person's taking part. Sir, Ignatius Various
[06:23:09] Bart. What's Bart stand for? The Bylif Andreas Bloom. Sir, Ignatius underlings Karmie, Bardi
[06:23:17] and Belzey. Suspect, Colgram, Witcher of the Viper School. The Witcher, Colgram stands
[06:23:23] accused of kidnapping Vinnie's son of Paul, a beekeeper, residing in the light orchard
[06:23:29] suspect was detained pending trial. Upon detention, he was searched in a diagram for the forging
[06:23:34] of a steel sword was found in his person. Aspected, the sword was used to entertain or
[06:23:38] possibly kill the kidnapped child as likely suspected that the accused possesses such
[06:23:42] other diagrams for the forging of death-dealing implements that have been found to date.
[06:23:50] I'm not reading all of that, but I found what I needed to find.
[06:23:57] Is it Triss in her house?
[06:24:01] Wait, what?
[06:24:05] What is level 10 main quest?
[06:24:09] I'm way too low level for this, but I want to meet Triss. I haven't met her yet the whole game.
[06:24:14] I mean I can only talk to her, I don't have to be the whole time to talk to her.
[06:24:28] She lives out here?
[06:24:31] Oh god, I have to use this one to see how she lives out here?
[06:24:44] okay rumble burb thanks for 35 months did you get your new force and merch
[06:24:55] uh i was not aware that there was force and merch
[06:25:01] quite the uh tiramax the businessman huh
[06:25:14] You missed out, it's already sold out.
[06:25:18] Did he actually make merch there?
[06:25:22] Are you guys joking?
[06:25:26] Uh, what should I do?
[06:25:32] Okay, so it's way off the way that I'm looking.
[06:25:40] It's TP to this end I guess.
[06:25:49] I'm still really far away.
[06:25:51] Okay so that way.
[06:25:52] Where's the closest place?
[06:25:53] Whatever, I'm just going to ride my horsey there.
[06:26:04] He gave away stuff from his closet, so it's not Mert, it's just hand me downs and people
[06:26:13] actually bought it.
[06:26:14] I don't know if I'm being fucked with right now.
[06:26:17] Don't talk to me.
[06:26:26] Come on!
[06:26:28] Well, I'm trying to use the, like, auto-ride feature and the horse just goes
[06:26:58] wherever the fuck it wants.
[06:27:04] Of course you do not give a shit.
[06:27:07] Hidden treasure!
[06:27:10] Uh, I will come back later, I guess.
[06:27:19] Oh!
[06:27:28] Oh, this is a new song. New battle song?
[06:27:33] Oh god.
[06:27:45] Let's go.
[06:27:47] I'm lost.
[06:27:53] Dude, please go.
[06:27:55] That's it.
[06:27:56] Oh my god, fucking horse, please.
[06:28:09] Danger...
[06:28:11] If it's right above us, the enemy is much stronger than you.
[06:28:16] Man, I thought we were just going for a little house visit.
[06:28:20] But it seems it's really quite dangerous out here.
[06:28:26] Let's go see Tris. I've never met her before.
[06:29:06] Oh my, what is happening here?
[06:29:19] I'm playing with mods? No, I'm not because it's my first time playing it.
[06:29:49] It's time, I think.
[06:29:59] Oh!
[06:30:00] Oh!
[06:30:01] The first witch burning that we've seen.
[06:30:23] No evil can survive the Holy Fire.
[06:30:26] The Holy Fire in lightens, burns and cleanses.
[06:30:34] Behold the flame of grace and mercy.
[06:30:39] Special prior for you, freak.
[06:30:41] Nice, slow burning.
[06:30:44] You beg for mercy and all your voice is known to you.
[06:30:47] I might have bumped up on him here, I just assumed he was going to meet her, I don't
[06:31:16] I don't have to fight anything because I'm fucked, bro.
[06:31:19] I'm half the level I'm supposed to be here.
[06:31:27] Oh my god.
[06:31:32] Sure, how doodoo hasn't looked the same fate.
[06:31:35] Who's doodoo?
[06:31:37] I've heard of you.
[06:31:42] Who the fuck are you?
[06:31:47] Hi, Casey.
[06:31:52] Well, we can still go and try to meet Tris, right?
[06:31:57] Oh.
[06:32:02] Oh.
[06:32:03] Oh.
[06:32:03] It's not a witch with muscle.
[06:32:05] I've got to cast a spell.
[06:32:06] Excuse you guys, what are you doing here?
[06:32:09] I...
[06:32:10] Shut up.
[06:32:11] We're looting it.
[06:32:12] That's my job!
[06:32:15] Won't you go on by the time I count to three?
[06:32:18] One.
[06:32:19] Hey, are you there?
[06:32:20] Two.
[06:32:21] Ooh, lookie.
[06:32:23] Thinks he can scare us off.
[06:32:25] Three.
[06:32:28] Level 11, oh my god.
[06:32:30] I really have to do this right now, okay?
[06:32:40] Okay, this is gonna be rough.
[06:32:56] I'm literally level five guys chill please and I have no heels
[06:33:23] Oh
[06:33:25] Oh my god that killed me.
[06:33:54] Okay, well maybe I can't meet Tris today actually.
[06:34:07] I'm a little bit weak too, we're supposed to come here after finishing the Valheim quest.
[06:34:12] I recommended that I come here for some reason, or like it shut up as the next quest thing.
[06:34:22] What the fuck did you say?
[06:34:24] 3A?
[06:34:29] Well, I suppose we will come back later.
[06:34:34] Am I even in the right place?
[06:34:36] I am, yeah, okay.
[06:34:38] I'm just gonna keep you here for now.
[06:34:40] Cause you selected the class, did I?
[06:34:42] I don't think I did. I think it switched to it after I did the, um,
[06:34:46] after I did the gear quest.
[06:34:50] That's what it looks like on
[06:35:01] All right well, I am done here for today, but I will be live tomorrow too
[06:35:07] And I'll play more of this I'm probably only I think I might only play Witcher tomorrow
[06:35:15] Thank you guys for watching today. I had a fun stream
[06:35:19] It was very good and thank you for the all the subs and stuff.
[06:35:24] Appreciate it.
[06:35:26] And I hope you guys had fun hanging out and stuff.
[06:35:32] Okay, I hope you guys hope you'll have a lovely night.
[06:35:37] And sleep well or whatever. Okay.
[06:35:42] Good night guys. Bye bye.
[06:35:44] I'm gonna find a song to play for the outro.
[06:35:49] Alright, goodnight guys, bye bye!
[06:35:53] Bye bye, bye bye!
[06:35:56] Bye bye!