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Emiru

04-26-2026 · 7h 17m

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[00:10:00] Hit and die

[00:10:03] You'll never be a chance to smile

[00:10:07] You won't own every side

[00:10:10] What you want to show me, please

[00:10:13] So part of the time, you can check yourself

[00:11:30] Like I got your credit card, so I'm gonna need no money

[00:11:33] Oh, the one that is stupid, baby

[00:11:37] I'm a little kid, I'm a 19

[00:11:39] It's a new way of life to be

[00:11:42] I'm just running in the nineties

[00:11:45] Come and make a round for me

[00:11:48] We are running in the nineties

[00:11:51] It's a new way to set me free

[00:11:54] I'm just running in the nineties

[00:11:57] Yeah, that's what I know

[00:11:59] Yeah, that's what I'll say

[00:12:13] I say I'm talking to you

[00:12:15] I say I'm sexy, I saw the line

[00:12:17] New desire

[00:12:19] Take me higher

[00:12:21] Put me higher, but we don't mind

[00:12:23] It's just the old fire

[00:12:25] Get in the satellite

[00:12:27] You want to see me talking in the morning, let's just come up with me

[00:12:31] Like I've got your crap in my stomach, I need all my money

[00:12:34] Oh, no, I want to get to see you, baby

[00:12:37] Riding in the game tonight, just be me

[00:12:40] It's the new way you like to be

[00:12:42] I'm just riding in the night, just come and round to me

[00:12:49] We are riding in the night, just be me

[00:12:52] It's the new way to stand and be free

[00:12:55] I'm just fine, I ain't ever like that

[00:12:57] True, yeah, that's what I know

[00:13:00] Yeah, that's what I'm saying

[00:13:18] New keys I got

[00:13:20] I'm just running in my dreams.

[00:13:27] I'm running in my dreams.

[00:13:33] I'm running in my dreams.

[00:13:38] Run in your nineties.

[00:13:40] It's a new way like this baby.

[00:13:43] I'm just running in my dreams.

[00:13:46] Come and make a round with me

[00:13:49] We are running in the 90s

[00:13:52] It's a little way to set me free

[00:13:55] I'm just running in the 90s

[00:13:58] Yes or no? Yes or no? I'll sing

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[00:26:46] You can go wrong, but it's fine.

[00:27:03] It was an easy fix.

[00:27:05] Choojaka, thank you for the 16 months.

[00:27:07] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[00:27:11] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[00:27:13] Um, oh my fucking god.

[00:27:17] Ali messaged me. It was like, what do you think about doing an un-ban all?

[00:27:22] And I was like, you know what?

[00:27:23] I actually randomly had that thought recently, but keep in mind,

[00:27:28] I've been streaming for 11 years.

[00:27:31] So most of the bands is probably people that, like,

[00:27:35] I like, they don't even remember what they did

[00:27:36] and they probably aren't going to come back anyway.

[00:27:39] And then accounts that are like weirdos or clankers

[00:27:43] they're just gonna get banned again anyway, but we were like, ah, maybe.

[00:27:47] And, uh, I opened the program to do it.

[00:27:51] It said that there's 12,000 people that are still banned in my stream.

[00:27:57] It's like, oh my fucking god, but I mean, it's not that bad.

[00:28:01] It's like, a little bit over a thousand a year.

[00:28:05] Like, that's not that bad, right?

[00:28:09] It's not that bad.

[00:28:12] You know only 12,000 it's not that bad better than the 400,000 I was trying to not have 400,000 did he I

[00:28:20] Sound like 10,000

[00:28:22] Okay, but

[00:28:30] Hmm, how do I say what I want to say?

[00:28:34] Hi, I spent I had 10k real bands

[00:28:39] Like you banned them cuz they were like

[00:28:42] I'm trying to think of how to say what I want to say

[00:28:49] Some some I feel like as fan um might get a little bit more um

[00:28:55] The paladin smite it was more likely to strike down with with him

[00:29:01] I don't really ban people in myself in my chat like ever like almost never even my mods

[00:29:06] I told them like don't ban people unless they're like actually really bad and like terrible

[00:29:12] So, but the Paladin must strike, you know.

[00:29:17] But I spent about the same amount of time as me as well, so...

[00:29:23] Yeah, I don't know.

[00:29:26] I spent a lot of crossbands from other people.

[00:29:29] I guess some of mine are probably crossbands too. I don't know.

[00:29:34] I spent like 99 clanks from...

[00:29:38] Well, I've had some of those recently like oh my fucking god

[00:29:41] I couldn't believe I was fucking seeing when it was all the it was like an account that be like

[00:29:47] Coraline like hey guys, and then it'd be ten ten guys adding her traffic

[00:29:53] Oh my god, is that really you guys don't click the link in her bio?

[00:29:57] I was like is this like what I like I've seen that on tiktok and Twitter if it was like brah

[00:30:04] I don't think that would even work into it, but maybe I'm wrong.

[00:30:09] I don't know.

[00:30:10] Kaiser, thank you for the 23 months.

[00:30:13] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[00:30:17] Thank you, thank you.

[00:30:18] Whatever you said in unbearable classic, oh my god, my account was hacked.

[00:30:22] I'm so sorry.

[00:30:23] Yeah, of course.

[00:30:24] Yes, of course.

[00:30:25] Your account was just hacked.

[00:30:27] Yes, it happens, it happens to the best of us.

[00:30:31] Well, like, I don't, I just, I don't know, I don't know, for sure the classic excuse.

[00:30:40] Like, why is it worth it?

[00:30:42] I mean, if they're bad, they're just getting abandoned anyway.

[00:30:45] I've been streaming for 11 years, so it's like a clean slate, I guess.

[00:30:52] I never click links.

[00:30:54] Bro, the amount of.

[00:30:56] I mean, to be fair, it's not a crazy amount, actually.

[00:30:59] But it's happened like seven or eight times where I'll get people on discord their accounts get hacked

[00:31:06] And it's like here's how to redeem the mr. Beast gift card you go to this website and click this and you'll get a free

[00:31:14] $5,000 oh my god

[00:31:17] No way. That's crazy

[00:31:20] That literally happens. I don't even know whose account it was because

[00:31:25] Whoever hacked their account changed the name of the account

[00:31:29] But I got a fucking jump scare because I got a DM from a group chat called O.G.K. Valorant Tournament

[00:31:38] and it was someone whose account was hacked and name changed saying,

[00:31:42] Click on this link to redeem the Mr. B's gift card.

[00:31:45] Oh my god, you scared the shit out of me.

[00:31:49] It was an actual jump scare.

[00:31:52] And then of course like Nick, Pokimane just were like leaving the chat.

[00:31:57] I was like, oh my, have you guys had that happen

[00:32:02] where one of your friends decides to leave

[00:32:06] like 10 group chats and it just spams everybody?

[00:32:09] It's like, did you really have to do like,

[00:32:13] just stay, why do you have to, how do you even,

[00:32:17] I don't know.

[00:32:21] Now why does it pain everybody?

[00:32:24] Can't you leave without pain too?

[00:32:25] I think so, I mean I never leave discord groups cause like what's the point, you can just

[00:32:31] leave it.

[00:32:33] It's not a big deal.

[00:32:36] I don't know.

[00:32:37] I don't know, how else are you going to be passive aggressive?

[00:32:43] Do you think that's why people do it?

[00:32:45] I don't think so.

[00:32:48] The only links I click are the ones that allow me to redeem free TV access while

[00:32:52] we're watching to Nami so congrats congrats should I just start the

[00:33:01] unbanned thing I mean I kind of doubt that people who were banned years ago or

[00:33:07] even like gonna come back here like I don't think that it's gonna be I don't

[00:33:13] Yeah, it's over 12,000

[00:33:32] Now I'm having second thoughts at our culture face for 29 months.

[00:33:42] I mean, I don't think it'll be bad.

[00:33:46] I mean, I don't ever just just do it.

[00:33:56] I clicked it but I don't know if anything's happening.

[00:33:58] Wait, no it's working. It's working. Oh no. Oh god. Well there it goes. And now I don't

[00:34:13] have to see anything. There we go. Oh man. Yeah, I don't know how long it's gonna take.

[00:34:26] I feel like it's going to take hours probably.

[00:34:31] At Amaru, you suck.

[00:34:33] Oh, there's already one.

[00:34:35] Yeah, also, yeah, mods.

[00:34:37] If you don't want to see all that, you have to use Chaterina

[00:34:39] in your streamer mode.

[00:34:42] But yeah, that'll just be going for today.

[00:34:45] I guess.

[00:34:48] Why am I getting flipped off?

[00:34:49] You weren't even banned.

[00:34:56] Oh my goodness, I don't think it's even gonna be anything.

[00:35:03] I don't think it's even gonna be bad.

[00:35:07] Also most people who are like, oh I want this, I'm gonna type something crazy, they're

[00:35:11] just gonna get caught by Automod.

[00:35:14] But imagine you suck at League, okay that was, Al-Rolos was definitely banned before.

[00:35:20] That was definitely a real ban shatter for sure.

[00:35:24] how they know if they got unbanned while we're just not gonna tell them they

[00:35:29] don't need to know they don't know well I do that a whole fucking thing oh you

[00:35:41] said that okay so we originally like maybe we can make it so it doesn't do

[00:35:45] like the most recent six months she's like never mind you can't dude you

[00:35:49] You literally said it!

[00:35:51] You said it!

[00:35:55] Let me see.

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[00:38:49] It's on there.

[00:38:56] Well, maybe I don't deserve it after the full mass unbanned.

[00:39:11] All the criminals have been let loose in the chat amongst the good citizens.

[00:39:20] Darth Rallston, thank you for two years.

[00:39:26] And Big Dan Walker, thanks for the 18 months.

[00:39:28] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[00:39:31] Add a stipulation of a hundred subs when you land there.

[00:39:34] Bro, I saw people in offline talking about like, oh, if she does this, she has to

[00:39:40] do a punishment.

[00:39:41] I was like, bro, I never agreed to doing a punishment

[00:39:45] on subsunday if like I play League or something.

[00:39:48] Hello?

[00:39:50] The bar accounts are telling me, anyway, okay, thank God.

[00:39:52] I was like, oh, I might've fucked up.

[00:39:55] We're gonna get crazy,

[00:39:57] OMSPAM, Omega Dance.

[00:40:01] Archie, thanks for 53 months.

[00:40:04] Dude, whenever I see normal Omega Dance now,

[00:40:06] I'm like, bro, it's way too fucking slow.

[00:40:09] I'm like, dude, he's going way too slow.

[00:40:14] How'd he do that?

[00:40:15] OK, hold on.

[00:40:16] OK.

[00:40:19] Stage select, bro.

[00:40:20] I'm not going to be able to beat this game.

[00:40:24] Why would you?

[00:40:27] OK, hold on.

[00:40:28] Is my stuff not fine?

[00:40:30] Stage select, we got marble, we got card, table tennis

[00:40:34] ball, we got hanger, marble half pipe,

[00:40:38] Badminton shuttle dart bounce ball marble spiral plastic cup

[00:40:43] Chip three in a row card two in a row bottle flip flick

[00:40:47] Flickin shot race to pen and bounce ball dart. Wow. This is a lot of options, isn't it?

[00:40:54] Archie, thanks for 53 months and Dan Walker. Thanks for 18 months. Thank you

[00:40:59] Okay, which one do y'all think is the easiest?

[00:41:04] Which one do y'all think is the easiest? Maybe I should start with that one. The first one.

[00:41:12] Dart card. Bottlefoot dice. There's no way. Okay, we'll try card. Is this game of music? I don't really hear anything.

[00:41:27] Hello? Do you guys hear a sound?

[00:41:31] Press any key to start.

[00:41:35] Audio, well no. I don't hear shit either. Hello?

[00:41:42] Oh, brother. You'll be okay. Thank you for the two months.

[00:41:48] Okay, it must be something with my new mixer.

[00:41:53] Um, how do I...

[00:41:55] Oh wait, I hear something.

[00:41:57] Oh wait, there's a sound.

[00:42:00] There's just no music.

[00:42:02] Okay, there's no music.

[00:42:04] Chat, what music should I play

[00:42:06] for Trick Shot Simulator?

[00:42:08] Okay, so...

[00:42:11] Look around.

[00:42:14] Throw.

[00:42:16] Metal.

[00:42:19] Metal mix.

[00:42:21] Oh wait!

[00:42:22] Guys, there's a new...

[00:42:24] Kind of new it's a nine-inch nails album. That's a bunch of like club remixes

[00:42:30] And I think it's really good. It's so good a seer text me out. He was like, bro the shit's so good

[00:42:36] I've been falling asleep to it. I'm like, how the fuck are you doing that?

[00:42:40] Because it's like club bangers music. I'm like, dang seers just built different I guess

[00:42:48] Why can I am I controls fucked what's going on, okay?

[00:42:54] Switch camera.

[00:42:56] What?

[00:43:06] Okay, so it looks like... Am I doing something wrong?

[00:43:10] Mouse sensitivity, full screen.

[00:43:14] Seable motion border.

[00:43:18] Options.

[00:43:22] Reset

[00:43:30] Throw the card. Oh, okay, I see

[00:43:36] Bro, what how do you do this?

[00:43:41] This is it this is the game it's terrible

[00:43:45] For what you're telling me people

[00:43:47] scream this game for like 13 hours

[00:43:50] Bottom rights the controls it tells me nothing dude

[00:43:57] Okay, maybe

[00:44:01] Ain't no white

[00:44:04] Why would you go why would you go dude?

[00:44:08] Why would you guys ask me to play this this this is not someone's like favorite game or anything?

[00:44:20] Okay, can y'all imagine listening to this in the club though?

[00:44:27] Skill issue- RAH!

[00:44:28] Maybe pick a different shot.

[00:44:30] Okay, okay, maybe- surely that's the problem.

[00:44:33] It's the shot.

[00:44:34] Um, let's try the hangers.

[00:44:38] Okay.

[00:44:40] Dude, this looks so fucking hard!

[00:44:49] Okay, no, I'm sorry and understand

[00:45:03] Lock it bro, I just started playing

[00:45:11] Dude whoever whoever put this in the fucking channel and who voted for it

[00:45:18] This is a punishment!

[00:45:23] Oh my god, I feel like that was actually kinda close.

[00:45:32] What?!

[00:45:34] Oh my god, I fucked up my...

[00:45:36] Oh, no.

[00:45:38] Why? Okay, I want you guys to see.

[00:45:41] Look around.

[00:45:43] It's not dry. You just click.

[00:45:46] And that's all you can-

[00:45:48] And I'm fucked up.

[00:45:50] Oh my god.

[00:45:51] Oh my god.

[00:45:56] You need to throw the hanger on the stick.

[00:45:58] What- What do you think I'm doing, Hacker?!

[00:46:07] Oh!

[00:46:08] Wait, I got it on the rafter!

[00:46:10] Wait, that- that has to count for something, right?

[00:46:14] That has to count for something, right?

[00:46:16] Not up there, but look at, I feel like that's harder, right?

[00:46:21] Do you have bigger mouse pad?

[00:46:24] This is my mouse pad.

[00:46:28] It's really dirty, I'm sorry, I spilled soy sauce on it.

[00:46:34] But yeah, my mouse pad could probably be

[00:46:35] a little bit bigger, I don't think that's the issue though.

[00:46:38] Oh, that was so close!

[00:46:40] Maybe that was, I don't know.

[00:46:41] Okay, wait.

[00:46:42] Oh wait, okay, maybe this angle, actually, maybe this angle.

[00:46:49] I HIT IT!

[00:46:54] Wait, let me move my camera, because there's a timer.

[00:47:11] guys I think I got this in 10 minutes

[00:47:20] oh my god

[00:47:41] Okay, wait, I feel like I'm throwing it too far left now

[00:47:45] That looked like it was close. Oh wait, never mind. I wasn't

[00:47:50] Itachi, thanks for getting us up to adapt and what a week, huh? Thanks for the nine months King Jinn seven months

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[00:51:00] Something of equal value must be taken away. I will be manually by hand banning 12,000 people

[00:51:11] So cap your days are numbered just remember that

[00:51:24] I'm gonna go to the discord after this and see whoever upvoted this game

[00:51:32] Nice Harris, thanks for 54 months indeed boy. Thanks for the gift sub to Trent Reznor

[00:51:36] We all know Trent Reznor played Arc Raiders.

[00:51:43] Actually, I don't know how you would know that besides me telling you.

[00:51:52] Oh my fucking god.

[00:52:03] And I told the guy who told me the Nationals created the record, I was like, oh well, I play games so, you know, if you guys ever need another person, they'd never hit me up.

[00:52:17] I mean, I get it, because he's like 50, like who wants to play with a fucking e-girl in her 20s, but I shot my shot, you know.

[00:52:29] Oh my fucking god!

[00:52:33] The thing is like I I think I'm getting close, but I also think maybe I'm just delusional

[00:52:41] Let me try it from this angle for a little bit

[00:52:49] Why is she throwing like what like how I'm supposed to throw

[00:52:52] Oh my god.

[00:53:03] Okay, how much of this is actually skill versus luck?

[00:53:08] Okay, that one, okay, well, like for ones that actually...

[00:53:22] Like who plays this dude

[00:53:42] I'm at nine minutes.

[00:53:48] How are you getting worse?

[00:53:54] Because my arm is getting tired.

[00:54:02] I feel like I'm getting kind of close sometimes.

[00:54:28] Oh

[00:54:52] Those guys so many hangers

[00:54:58] I

[00:55:22] Dude, it's like not even getting close

[00:55:28] Oh my god!

[00:55:48] Just aim bro!

[00:55:49] I am aiming!

[00:55:50] It's like it's even hitting the bar sometimes and it doesn't hook on!

[00:55:55] It's middle 11 minutes, well I lost.

[00:56:07] Nice Harris, thanks for 54 months and Limesh Fish, thanks for 55 months.

[00:56:20] Do it with your eyes closed, watch this.

[00:56:32] Damn, I didn't get it.

[00:56:39] You did better with your eyes closed.

[00:57:04] Just retire?

[00:57:05] Dude, I just started!

[00:57:09] Don't piss me off!

[00:57:17] AHAHAHA!

[00:57:23] A hundred subs if you give up!

[00:57:25] Yeah, fucking right!

[00:57:28] You just be like, ha ha loser you gave up!

[00:57:30] And I'm not gifting you any subs!

[00:57:35] Guys, my arm is tired.

[00:57:49] I- I- I- Loki?

[00:57:56] I- Loki feel like I'm getting carpal tunnel right now.

[00:57:59] Guys, I'm getting carpal tunnel.

[00:58:01] Can I stop?

[00:58:03] I'm gonna be wearing a wrist brace tomorrow.

[00:58:15] Yeah, we stink to the ten months.

[00:58:19] You lock- What do you think I'm doing?

[00:58:29] I feel like sometimes it's so close.

[00:58:47] This is hard to watch.

[00:58:48] Okay, then let's see you do better!

[00:58:49] Let's see you do better!

[00:58:50] This is a stupid game!

[00:58:51] This is a stupid game!

[00:58:52] This is a game! This is a stupid game!

[00:59:10] This is a sadistic ass game.

[00:59:18] Guys, my wrist hurts.

[00:59:20] I'm getting like rug burn on my...

[00:59:22] My palm from the mouse pad

[00:59:52] Guys, I don't know if this is going to happen.

[00:59:58] Hi, May!

[00:59:59] Thank you for the nine months!

[01:00:01] And why do you think it's 18 months?

[01:00:02] Yo, Clip Bacardi, thank you for the bits!

[01:00:06] I've been banned so long, I don't know if I'll be able to function as a normal chatter.

[01:00:11] Where are you actually banned?

[01:00:16] Oh my god, they were!

[01:00:30] Wait, why were you banned?

[01:00:32] I don't see why you were banned.

[01:00:35] What did you do?

[01:00:40] You were banned in 2020?

[01:00:41] I think you were a cross-band, but I don't know what you did.

[01:00:46] I don't see a mod comment for some reason.

[01:00:54] What do you do?

[01:00:56] I wanna know.

[01:01:01] The fucking page crashed.

[01:01:05] The page crashed, I tried to.

[01:01:15] Wow.

[01:01:16] My browser's not working so I just don't know I guess but thank you for the 10k bits welcome back

[01:01:26] Yeah, that's convenient

[01:01:38] Fuck you guys fuck you fuck you guys you were talking shit. You didn't believe in me. You were talking shit fucking assholes

[01:01:44] Oh my god didn't ricochet off the wall

[01:01:49] Why is my map? Why is it doing that?

[01:02:04] Well

[01:02:06] Should I move on to the next game or should I continue suffering for a little bit?

[01:02:10] It doesn't- how does it not count? It hit it!

[01:02:16] One more?

[01:02:20] Okay, one for next, two for another one of this.

[01:02:27] One next, two, same game.

[01:02:35] Okay, we'll do next game.

[01:02:37] But I'll leave this on the wheel, I guess, and just pray I don't hit it again.

[01:02:47] Well, I hated that shit.

[01:02:53] Tear down. I've never heard of this.

[01:02:56] Yo, Samakun, Samaw, thank you for the prime.

[01:02:59] Uh, and DL, great demon, thanks for the three months tier two.

[01:03:03] Thank you.

[01:03:05] And hunch, thanks for bits.

[01:03:06] Oh, Ally, if you have time, can you try to see where the TTS is broken?

[01:03:11] I tried refreshing it.

[01:03:13] Wow, this has not been working.

[01:03:17] Teardown is also hard.

[01:03:23] I swear, Sub-Sundays, just piss-piss-me-off-day.

[01:03:28] Teardown multiplayer!

[01:03:30] It's on sale for 50% off.

[01:03:39] Slavs Oji, thanks for 14 months and Murph guy, thanks for the 1 year.

[01:03:45] I've never heard of this game, so a raw first impression.

[01:03:49] Yo Leo, thanks for the 90 months!

[01:03:52] Welcome back.

[01:03:54] Alright, it is installing.

[01:04:01] Meow meow meow meow.

[01:04:10] Meow meow meow meow.

[01:04:14] Why does that have the lead client open?

[01:04:20] I mean, I just forget to close it sometimes.

[01:04:28] What's the problem?

[01:04:29] Yeah, G57P, thanks for the 19 months to torture us.

[01:04:36] Well guys, remember if I might hit a one-league game on the wheel and I'm one-league game

[01:04:43] from raking up.

[01:04:46] You know?

[01:04:48] No, if I hit the leader CS, I'll probably play CS.

[01:04:54] Well, actually, I'll let you guys pick if it hits it though.

[01:05:02] I like the wheel like this though with all the, like the ton of games instead of just

[01:05:09] like six.

[01:05:10] You know, Deremo, thanks to the 17 months, and the wheel can grow over time.

[01:05:15] Imagine it's eventually like a hundred games

[01:05:18] Would be crazy or the rats. I don't know actually. Oh lots is on the floor

[01:05:27] There's a lot so but man are you fucking kidding me?

[01:05:37] I know

[01:05:39] Now I'm back. Yeah, mr. Nobody. Thanks for three months

[01:05:43] Thanks for ruining my 4 year banniversary celebration next month.

[01:05:48] Sorry.

[01:05:49] Sorry.

[01:05:50] My bad.

[01:05:51] My bad bro.

[01:05:53] Sorry.

[01:05:54] Let's get him down slow.

[01:05:55] That's okay.

[01:05:56] That's okay.

[01:05:57] Yo, thank you for the 1 year!

[01:05:58] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[01:05:59] Little Korean name that I cannot read.

[01:06:00] That's appreciated.

[01:06:01] What are your favorite Korean names?

[01:06:02] Korean names.

[01:06:03] Korean names.

[01:06:04] Korean names.

[01:06:05] Korean names.

[01:06:06] Korean names.

[01:06:07] Korean names.

[01:06:08] Korean names.

[01:06:09] Korean names.

[01:06:10] Korean names.

[01:06:11] Korean names.

[01:06:12] What is your favorite color?

[01:06:15] Which is pink?

[01:06:19] Why are your stream peripherals so chopped?

[01:06:23] Because

[01:06:26] I'll set things up once and then just never touch it again. So they just degrade over time

[01:06:32] But hey, I replaced my mixer!

[01:06:34] And I will get my capture card stuff sorted out soon, but I already fixed most of the issue.

[01:06:39] Reaver, thank you for the five gifts dude! Thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[01:06:46] Much appreciated. Chat what Asian is she? I'm half Chinese and then just half white.

[01:07:01] What knee? What kind of knees are you? Chinese? Japanese?

[01:07:12] Oh, thank you for the 10 gifted, thank you! Thank you Oat, much appreciated. Thank you Oat, very kind.

[01:07:26] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[01:07:32] You'll be zing, thanks for 34 months.

[01:07:38] Love your wig today, it's not a wig.

[01:07:40] It's not a wig.

[01:07:42] Yo, play Assassin's Creed 4 Black Flag, thank you for the 5.

[01:07:47] Thanks Rollins, you'll probably thank you for the 5, what the heck, thank you, thank

[01:07:50] you guys.

[01:07:51] Do we have Assassin's Creed on this?

[01:07:54] I don't think we do.

[01:07:56] Thank you for the 10. Thank you. Holy subs. Thank you guys. Wow, it really is a some Sunday. Thank you guys so much

[01:08:06] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, thank you. Reaver. Okay. The game is ready

[01:08:13] I'm gonna assume this game has its own music. So I'm gonna pause the um

[01:08:17] nine-inch nails club bangers

[01:08:21] But if chap picks a hundred gigabyte game, um, I don't think that would even end up on the wheel

[01:08:26] because the whole point is uh, you know, games that you can kind of try out in an hour or two.

[01:08:33] Oh, but is there a thank you 23 months? Oh, is the music got a two lad for you guys or is it good?

[01:08:38] It's a lot for me.

[01:08:44] How's this? Is it good?

[01:08:51] How's this?

[01:08:51] Yeah, Mr. D, thanks for 16 months. Will you play more Witcher 3? Yeah, I'm not done with

[01:08:57] Witcher yet.

[01:08:58] Better? Okay.

[01:09:02] Um, Emo Furby, thank you for the gift, did. So, do I do campaign? Play campaign, okay.

[01:09:20] selection. We got Sven, we got Lisa, Keiko, Maria, Fumiaki, and Carlos. I will be Carlos.

[01:09:34] I got, oh wait, Maria. There's a Clanker. Yo Itachi, thank you for the 10! Thank you

[01:09:41] Itachi! Thank you, thank you, thank you! Thank you guys! Thank you very much. Family

[01:09:49] Remember? Oh, modded characters. Probably won't do modded characters. I'll be close.

[01:09:55] Thanks, Hitachi!

[01:10:05] Third-person view. Press C and switch between first and third-person view.

[01:10:11] Walk home. I don't know where's home.

[01:10:15] How am I supposed to know what is this home?

[01:10:19] down services. Hold and drag to open doors. Okay. Go inside. Gwee, all of you, thank you

[01:10:35] Over the two years!

[01:10:42] Hello?

[01:10:43] Okay, I guess I need to...

[01:10:45] pull them out.

[01:10:49] Nyeh!

[01:10:51] Get the fuck away from my door!

[01:10:53] Oh wait, there's a tiny door here, I'm blind.

[01:10:57] Alright, we're in.

[01:10:58] Pick up your tools.

[01:11:00] You got a extinguisher,

[01:11:02] spray can, and a sledgehammer.

[01:11:04] Sludge hammer replace the fuse to turn on the power

[01:11:09] Okay, that's outside I guess

[01:11:16] You'll Polly Vonder Vogel weed

[01:11:20] What are P? Pdy Vonder Vogel weed? Thank you for the prime. Thank you. I

[01:11:26] Probably fucked up your name so bad. I'm sorry

[01:11:31] Replace the fuse

[01:11:34] Alright we have power, go inside and check messages.

[01:11:49] Yes sir.

[01:11:53] Have a computer, Tracy, gas bill.

[01:11:56] AK Ghost, thank you for the gifted.

[01:11:59] Gas bill just dropped on the floor.

[01:12:00] Honestly, I'm not sure we can make it through the month.

[01:12:03] Are you getting any requests? At this point, we pretty much have to accept anything. Be creative.

[01:12:07] Hogs. Mom.

[01:12:09] So we're broke as hell. Okay.

[01:12:12] Good to know.

[01:12:17] So we need some req- requests for what?

[01:12:21] Breaking shit.

[01:12:26] Yo, not silk, thanks for 18 months.

[01:12:31] I must have missed something.

[01:12:37] This came in and sounds kind of fishy, but we need the money. You up for it? Good evening.

[01:12:41] My name is Gordon Woo, General Manager at the Avertide's Mall.

[01:12:45] I have a slight problem with an old building that's blocking our plans for a new wing.

[01:12:48] I need someone to knock it over. I need it gone by tomorrow,

[01:12:51] and I even be willing to pay more than the standard rate for some extra discretion.

[01:12:55] Quick execution and comfort working hours. You'll be able to take care of it.

[01:12:58] All right, let's do it the old building problem I

[01:13:05] Think he's not supposed to be doing this. Wow electronic Nova. Thank you for the 10. Thank you

[01:13:11] Thanks, Nova. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you

[01:13:15] Escape wait. Why do I need to escape?

[01:13:20] 5.2 meters too tall

[01:13:24] Protected cultural heritage. Oh no

[01:13:26] Now, okay, well, propane tanks explode when thrown, so I can blow this shit up right,

[01:13:36] but I probably don't want to get caught, I fucked up, okay, well it didn't explode at

[01:13:46] least. I really learned nothing from Trick Shot Simulator, huh. Okay, I mean, that did

[01:14:01] not do as much as I expected. Okay, well the more I can destroy the base, the better

[01:14:14] should make it quicker. And now I'm gonna say thank you for the gifted and reaver thank

[01:14:19] you for the gifted. Jackass this was a heritage home bro I need the money. Didn't you hear

[01:14:26] what mom said? Use your extinguisher to put out fires. Oh shit. Okay, fire's out.

[01:14:39] Oh, that sludge hammer.

[01:14:42] I mean, if I break enough of the base, the whole thing should just come down, right?

[01:14:51] In theory, I mean, some of this, I can't...

[01:14:57] Maybe I should not be inside when I do this.

[01:15:01] Also, there's, like, this brick.

[01:15:05] I should have used the bomb on the brick.

[01:15:08] I might have to redo it because I didn't know.

[01:15:10] Okay, what about this fridge?

[01:15:14] Maybe I can throw the fridge at the brick.

[01:15:25] Yeah, didn't work.

[01:15:27] Nevermind.

[01:15:29] I am not strong enough.

[01:15:38] So how does this game have a multiplayer and shit?

[01:15:45] People just go in there and destroy shit together, I guess?

[01:15:56] So how is this still standing?

[01:16:11] It's actually just the brick thing holding it up.

[01:16:14] Can I use these?

[01:16:16] Wait, I can!

[01:16:20] Oh, there's more dynamite too.

[01:16:23] I'll try this first, I'll try this first.

[01:16:27] Oh, I knocked over a lamp, it's not good.

[01:16:32] I demolished a tree.

[01:16:35] Well, as long as I get rid of the house, that's like all I really have to do, right?

[01:16:56] Let's try the bomb on the brick because the brick is causing the most trouble

[01:17:02] right now. Okay perfect. More bomb!

[01:17:10] And a wonder we're broke dude terrible at this job

[01:17:20] Oh there we go okay it's coming down

[01:17:27] Okay I definitely need the other bombs for the leftover bread

[01:17:36] But I'm gonna beat the shit out of this now.

[01:17:42] Yeah!

[01:17:56] Have you guys ever been to a, what's it called, a rage room?

[01:17:59] This makes me think of that. I've never been the one.

[01:18:02] But I've been invited to go, and I've never went.

[01:18:08] I'm just not really a breaking things kind of person, but maybe it's fun. I don't know.

[01:18:13] What is that? A rage room is a business where their whole business is they fill a room with breakable stuff, like old, old things.

[01:18:24] And then they give you a sledgehammer or like a baseball bat and you go in there and you break everything.

[01:18:31] And it's supposed to be like a stress relief type of thing.

[01:18:35] I've never been the one, but I know there's some in Austin, apparently.

[01:18:40] I did it!

[01:18:44] I'm sorry about the equipment.

[01:18:47] Alright, to the escape vehicle!

[01:18:52] Let's go!

[01:18:54] 5 minutes 44 seconds, not bad.

[01:18:59] Nice. I probably didn't have to do that, but it seemed right.

[01:19:17] Okay, any new jobs? What a morning. Shouldn't have taken that job. I knew something wasn't

[01:19:27] right. That building was under cultural heritage protection and the demolition is now part of

[01:19:32] a criminal investigation. Ms. Tourdemain at the police just sent me this photo. They must

[01:19:38] have caught you on a traffic camera heading towards the mall. The very last thing we need

[01:19:42] right now is an investigation. I tried sweet talking her and she thought she'd get the

[01:19:46] case dropped but I asked a favor in return. I don't know what she wants but just do

[01:19:50] it. She'll email you directly. Uh oh. Yo, just a little tism. Thanks for the

[01:19:55] 11 months. Thank you. Just so you know, I don't usually do this, but I'm stuck on a case and I

[01:20:03] feel like I should try something new. I've been investigating Lawrence Lee Jr. over tax evasion

[01:20:08] for months now, but he has so many friends in town that I can't get a warrant. How do I use

[01:20:14] your skills to borrow the computer over at Lee Chemicals so that I can finally access his

[01:20:19] computer registry and sort this mess out? If you use this for me, I'll make sure your

[01:20:23] little blunder will be forgotten. Oh boy, committing more crimes! Crimes to cover up the crimes!

[01:20:34] Yeah, ha ha! You know, smushy tips, thanks for 54 months. Toggle the map and objectives.

[01:20:42] Oh, your position, escape vehicle, probably target's office, Harbor Office Factory.

[01:20:48] Security port fire alarm large fires will trigger the alarm pick three computers at the site for her okay pick up computers, okay?

[01:20:58] So there's one in this building

[01:21:06] Yoink are you acquired and now this building I mean what why would the fire alarm go off?

[01:21:13] Oh, God, it's building his brick.

[01:21:18] Okay, I might need bombs to get through this wall.

[01:21:22] Wait, maybe back here.

[01:21:24] No, I'm gonna need, I'm gonna need to find bombs for sure.

[01:21:29] Okay, so, there's also down here.

[01:21:35] I wonder if this can just go through the brick.

[01:21:40] W W just drive through the wall where's the computer

[01:21:51] where's the computer oh I see it I see it through the wall

[01:21:57] All right, computer number two acquired.

[01:22:10] I believe this is the building that we need next.

[01:22:16] Yeah.

[01:22:17] All right.

[01:22:23] What the fuck's the computer?

[01:22:31] Grab valuable with bad timing.

[01:22:33] Why'd it say bad timing?

[01:22:37] Mind trouble?

[01:22:39] $120!

[01:22:40] Okay, the computer is in the very back corner.

[01:22:48] Wait, can I drive this?

[01:22:55] No.

[01:22:58] I see it.

[01:23:11] Oh shit, but how do I get through this?

[01:23:13] Can I jump through the window?

[01:23:16] I can't. Sick. Alright.

[01:23:19] Get the the Tinted Escape Vehicle.

[01:23:22] Easiest mission of my life.

[01:23:32] They will never catch me.

[01:23:38] Time for my clean escape.

[01:23:40] My, my clean escape.

[01:23:44] It's so clean.

[01:24:00] Excellent.

[01:24:04] Another job well done.

[01:24:06] Yeah, that was like three minutes.

[01:24:13] All right.

[01:24:22] The customer registry indicates that Lee has worked almost exclusively with a single client

[01:24:27] recently.

[01:24:28] The client has only referred to you as BT and no further details.

[01:24:31] So I really have to bother you with one more favor.

[01:24:34] Again, head back to the chemicals and fetch their employee login devices.

[01:24:38] I should be able to cross-reference their log files with the delivery schedule to figure out

[01:24:42] where they are moving the product and what BT means.

[01:24:44] I heard they installed a new security system.

[01:24:46] Be careful.

[01:24:47] Oh, security system.

[01:24:51] Okay.

[01:24:59] It's locked.

[01:25:02] Okay, pick up three login devices. They are protected by alarm systems. Security writes 60 seconds after alarm is triggered. Make sure to plan ahead.

[01:25:11] Breaking an alarm box or wire triggers the alarm.

[01:25:16] Okay, so I'm gonna have to sneak around, at least for a bit.

[01:25:25] Now, how do I get in?

[01:25:26] Okay, well you guys know I'm great at stealth missions.

[01:25:38] This won't be a problem at all.

[01:25:40] Alright, we are in.

[01:25:43] Okay, breaking an alarm box triggers it.

[01:25:48] So, the closest one is here.

[01:26:04] That should be enough to let me through.

[01:26:11] Ooh, so sneaky.

[01:26:14] I don't even know what they love, this.

[01:26:15] Okay, this.

[01:26:18] Okay, but this has a wire, right?

[01:26:24] Okay, maybe I should check the other ones.

[01:26:28] Maybe that's the one I have to get last.

[01:26:31] Okay, I'm going to see what the situation is with the other two.

[01:26:38] Sneaky, sneaky.

[01:26:40] So sneaky.

[01:26:42] Sneaky, so sneaky.

[01:26:49] Okay, there should be one inside this building.

[01:26:56] Wait, they all

[01:26:58] they all have wires, so I might have to pick all them up and be out in

[01:27:03] 60 seconds.

[01:27:05] So I have to plan my route, I think.

[01:27:08] I don't even know how I'm going to get out.

[01:27:18] Can I get out here?

[01:27:19] Okay, I can get out here on top of that.

[01:27:37] Okay, all right.

[01:27:41] I think I'm gonna start with the one in the back.

[01:27:45] Oh god, this is gonna be tense.

[01:27:48] It's gonna be a rat race.

[01:27:50] Okay, I'm gonna start with the one in the back

[01:27:53] and then head to the one in the middle.

[01:27:56] And then the one at the back

[01:27:57] and then escape on top of the trash can.

[01:27:59] 60 seconds.

[01:28:04] Maybe I should have made better escape paths.

[01:28:07] I want to fuck it.

[01:28:10] We got to go.

[01:28:15] We got to go run, then.

[01:28:19] The cops are on their way.

[01:28:28] OK, maybe I should have put more thought into it.

[01:28:32] OK, 30 seconds.

[01:28:34] I'll have one more.

[01:28:37] I think it's cocked.

[01:28:44] I think it's cocked.

[01:28:46] I think it's cocked.

[01:28:59] Eight, seven, six, five.

[01:29:02] Oh my God!

[01:29:04] Five seconds left!

[01:29:06] That definitely could have been cleaner.

[01:29:10] My camera froze.

[01:29:11] Oh my fucking god dude.

[01:29:14] Oh I'm back.

[01:29:18] That was crazy.

[01:29:22] There's a new rank and new tools been delivered.

[01:29:25] What have we got here?

[01:29:27] A blow torch.

[01:29:28] Can upgrade your tools on the computer terminal.

[01:29:34] Tools. Sledge. No upgrades available. Oh wait, cuts through metal, wood, and plastic, and

[01:29:45] occasionally set things on fire. Okay. They turned off the gas. I can't even make a proper

[01:29:53] coffee anymore. We really need to bring in more clients. I'll reach out to Gordon to

[01:29:58] give me something else. I haven't heard back from the police that thing sorted.

[01:30:01] Gordon, whoa!

[01:30:03] Thanks for helping me out with that building.

[01:30:05] The police were snooping around a little,

[01:30:07] but it seems to have cooled off now we can finally start construction.

[01:30:10] I actually have another job for you to see.

[01:30:12] I bought this yacht recently, but it's too large for the marina,

[01:30:15] and the board says there's no space for a new dock.

[01:30:17] Could you use your demolition skills again

[01:30:19] to remove one of the timeshare cabins

[01:30:21] if the original documentation also disappeared then?

[01:30:23] Ta-da! Like it was never there.

[01:30:25] Sure, man. We need the money.

[01:30:28] No problem!

[01:30:30] Drummer Monkey, thanks for the 10 months!

[01:30:35] Okay, where are we headed to?

[01:30:38] There's a fire alarm.

[01:30:40] Demolish the Outermost Cabin.

[01:30:43] Okay, so I think that's Greenhouse.

[01:30:46] This whole thing?

[01:30:50] This.

[01:30:55] Destroy the Outermost Cabin, this whole thing?

[01:31:01] I mean, I just want to make sure.

[01:31:09] Harbor Office.

[01:31:11] Okay.

[01:31:13] Now, we'll see if I can loot inside the house first.

[01:31:21] I mean, you know we're broke.

[01:31:34] Oh, nice.

[01:31:39] Have fun some stuff.

[01:31:45] Oh, there we go.

[01:31:51] Dump it in the water primary target.

[01:31:57] Oh, the safe?

[01:31:59] Wait, why are we dumping a safe?

[01:32:05] The guy who was paying for these jobs is real shady.

[01:32:13] Oh, the documents.

[01:32:15] Oh, that's right.

[01:32:18] If you destroy the documents.

[01:32:19] Okay, yeah, yeah, I remember what he said, though.

[01:32:23] Well, let's just go ahead and get this shit in the water.

[01:32:30] Why not?

[01:32:31] It's real fucking heavy.

[01:32:36] Come on.

[01:32:38] Come on.

[01:32:40] Let's fucking go.

[01:32:56] What's the optional one at the bottom?

[01:32:59] A secondary target warehouse safe.

[01:33:05] Now is there anything I can use to drive into the building?

[01:33:15] This should save a lot of time.

[01:33:24] It's stuck.

[01:33:25] Oh my god, it's stuck.

[01:33:26] No!

[01:33:27] Dude, come on, please.

[01:33:28] Dude!

[01:33:29] Back it up.

[01:33:39] Dad, it's stuck!

[01:33:50] Are we sure this is the right building?

[01:33:56] This is the wrong building.

[01:34:01] Okay, we were just there for the safe,

[01:34:04] but it is the wrong building.

[01:34:05] I was like, man, that's a huge house building.

[01:34:09] Well, it's the cabin down here.

[01:34:26] You know what, it's okay.

[01:34:34] We don't need to bring it all the way down.

[01:34:47] Oh shall we try the blowtorch?

[01:34:52] Oh, oh, oh God I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying.

[01:35:07] Burn!

[01:35:08] Burn!

[01:35:09] Oh, fire alert, uh oh.

[01:35:10] Okay well I can't trigger the fire alarm.

[01:35:14] I'll get in trouble.

[01:35:21] You know what, I should just destroy the floor.

[01:35:34] What happens if I fall in the water?

[01:35:45] Okay.

[01:35:47] Let's destroy the foundations.

[01:35:51] Whoa!

[01:35:53] Oh, shit.

[01:35:57] Okay, that's a good start.

[01:36:03] And why don't you get into the water?

[01:36:15] This is going great!

[01:36:26] Alright, look it's going down!

[01:36:41] It's going down!

[01:36:59] Hell yeah!

[01:37:11] These people are going to have no idea what happened to their cabin.

[01:37:18] Woo!

[01:37:19] Hey, what's the optional?

[01:37:24] Warehouse safe?

[01:37:29] Oh my god, it's on the other side.

[01:37:34] Wait, I already did that, didn't I?

[01:37:37] an optional thing I can do here. Well, I gotta do it, so I'm gonna go. Alright, we

[01:37:52] We are out of here.

[01:37:59] Time to go home.

[01:38:10] To the getaway boat.

[01:38:17] Seven minutes.

[01:38:21] I'm on the roof now

[01:38:32] Hell am I

[01:38:43] All right, well we have a bit of cash now maybe our mom will be mad at us

[01:38:47] Classic cars. Fantastic work at the marina. Looks like it worked because they just cleared

[01:38:54] a construction permit for the new dock. Another thing came up. There was this classic car

[01:38:59] auction up in Black River the other day, and one guy just kept overbidding me. Lawrence

[01:39:04] Lee Jr., that youngster who inherited the chemical plant a few years ago. Absolutely

[01:39:08] no interest in cars. He's just looking for ways to rotate his dirty money. It's

[01:39:12] of Goss Saddle B-50, the one they used in Seal the Deal 2 and Colonel Wilson's personal

[01:39:18] Jacoby from Normandy.

[01:39:20] Lee's about to put those cars on a ship overseas any day now, it'll be out of the country

[01:39:24] for good.

[01:39:25] And that's not criminal, I don't know what it is.

[01:39:27] Can you help me acquire these two gems?

[01:39:28] I'll take good care of them.

[01:39:31] More crimes!

[01:39:33] Yeah!

[01:39:35] Alright, the mission, get the two classic cars, drive to the marked area on the back of the

[01:39:48] truck.

[01:39:49] If possible, also pick up spare parts and vehicle registration.

[01:39:54] Breaking alarm box or wire triggers the alarm.

[01:40:00] Okay, so there is an alarm and when the alarm goes off, you only have 60 seconds to escape.

[01:40:17] How do I get the car through here though this is explode maybe I should have asked that

[01:40:42] before I start hitting it.

[01:40:49] Let me get this shit open so I may drive the car through.

[01:40:58] Now how do I open this?

[01:41:09] How do I open the gate?

[01:41:27] I just have to blow torch that, I don't know.

[01:41:36] I'm probably gonna feel though.

[01:41:39] Do you think this is wide enough for the car?

[01:41:44] Well, it's got to be wide enough for the car.

[01:41:50] I guess we'll find out.

[01:42:01] This is the car?

[01:42:04] Oh, I'm fucked.

[01:42:09] Okay, we gotta go.

[01:42:11] I gotta restart this mission.

[01:42:13] Do I have to drive both cars out within 60 seconds?

[01:42:18] Oh, I fucked up.

[01:42:20] I fucked up, so I don't know how to get out.

[01:42:23] Oh, no.

[01:42:25] Right here.

[01:42:28] He's fucked up.

[01:42:30] I'm not getting paid.

[01:42:33] We need to clear- Okay, we're dead. We're dead! We're dead. It's over.

[01:42:37] GG.

[01:42:39] Oh, I restart.

[01:42:43] Oh, okay. Maybe we'll go for the...

[01:42:48] papers and spare parts first, then.

[01:42:56] I guess I have to figure out how I'm gonna get both cars off before I even get in one.

[01:43:03] That's gonna be a troublesome...

[01:43:08] Where are they?

[01:43:27] These are also wired up?!

[01:43:30] Holy shit!

[01:43:35] Okay, what's the other thing that we need?

[01:43:38] Spare parts in the warehouse.

[01:43:41] Yeah, it's clear on the other side.

[01:43:45] Dude, this is- this is hard!

[01:43:51] I don't think I can disable the alarms.

[01:44:00] I need to figure out how to open these gates, I think.

[01:44:05] Oh.

[01:44:11] I can raise and lower the bridge.

[01:44:15] But why?

[01:44:30] Oh, did the gates open for vehicles automatically?

[01:44:36] Okay, that's good to know.

[01:44:42] I don't have to break this open, then, I think.

[01:44:47] I'm gonna drive this forklift.

[01:44:57] Excuse me.

[01:45:17] All the way down there.

[01:45:37] Dude, come on. Holy shit.

[01:45:47] Okay, I bet that the spare parts are probably wired up too.

[01:46:06] They're also wired up.

[01:46:07] Okay, maybe I just focus on the cars

[01:46:22] Dude, this is gonna be rough holy shit

[01:46:27] Okay, I need to figure out how I'm gonna get that car off to off the boat

[01:46:31] Because that's going to be the hard one, I think.

[01:47:01] Can I move the boat?

[01:47:10] Oh, I can move the boat.

[01:47:14] Where's the best place to take it?

[01:47:31] I feel like here, maybe?

[01:47:37] Yeah, do you think I can drive it right?

[01:47:49] Actually, my bill would drive it right to the drop-off.

[01:47:52] I'm going to try it.

[01:48:08] Well, I don't think it's going to make it.

[01:48:12] All right, let's try this.

[01:48:22] I'll deal with that later. This might be a two-attempt kind of thing.

[01:48:32] Yeah, this is going to be a two-attempt kind of thing. Holy shit.

[01:48:37] Well, I'm not going to make it!

[01:48:42] I'm not! I'm so slow!

[01:48:45] Okay, I for sure need to get that car in the back first.

[01:48:48] I think I can make it, I still got six seconds.

[01:49:17] got me. Okay well I think that's probably why you can raise the bridge. I can try to

[01:49:31] drive the boats around there.

[01:50:01] This plan is perfect.

[01:50:21] I wonder if I can lift if I can use the crane to grab the box out of this.

[01:50:31] I think I probably not, but maybe.

[01:50:43] Sub-Zero, thanks for 20 months.

[01:50:46] I don't know if that's part close enough.

[01:51:01] Oh wait, there is a hook button.

[01:51:16] I got it!

[01:51:23] Oh no!

[01:51:26] Oh no!

[01:51:29] Um, I'm going to try to move the boat closer.

[01:51:38] I'm going to try to move the boat closer.

[01:51:53] I'm damaging it.

[01:52:02] That might be close enough though.

[01:52:05] D, thanks for 28 months.

[01:52:08] Oh my god, it's sinking.

[01:52:10] I think I can get it, though.

[01:52:35] Oh my god.

[01:52:56] I got it!

[01:52:58] Oh my god, I might break the box.

[01:53:06] I might break the box, it's Gigi.

[01:53:23] a wire inside.

[01:53:38] No!

[01:53:40] Dude, it's over.

[01:53:53] Well, I was driving forward, dude, and the fucking tree, you see that tree?

[01:54:02] It's the fucking tree, dude.

[01:54:04] Oh my god.

[01:54:05] Oh my fucking god.

[01:54:06] Ugh.

[01:54:07] I might switch game.

[01:54:08] I'm getting a little bit of motion sickness from this one somehow.

[01:54:09] I sure heard some food, too.

[01:54:10] Ugh.

[01:54:11] Ugh.

[01:54:12] Ugh.

[01:54:13] Ugh.

[01:54:14] Ugh.

[01:54:15] Ugh.

[01:54:16] Ugh.

[01:54:17] Ugh.

[01:54:18] Ugh.

[01:54:19] I'm gonna get my classic

[01:54:49] like Singapore noodles with no bell pepper or onion even though I like bell pepper and

[01:54:58] onion because when I order from this place and they put bell pepper and onion in I swear

[01:55:03] they make it like half noodle half bell pepper and onion which is like that's just not what

[01:55:09] I want.

[01:55:10] It's kind of nasty.

[01:55:14] You know.

[01:55:17] as a way I think I already have this game installed I was talking to Emily

[01:55:24] yesterday I was like we miss you I see people using your emotes every day

[01:55:38] I'm gonna get pan-fried pork pot stickers egg drop soup and Singapore noodles

[01:55:47] I'm gonna be a glutton tonight

[01:55:58] This game's been on the wheel for a while I think I never played it

[01:56:08] Oh no nausea burps

[01:56:11] 2002 senior high school screen name first name do y'all want to pick it what do y'all want

[01:56:26] the screen name to be. Egg? Okay. Egg. Uh, Emmy, I guess. Yeah, good to do like, because

[01:56:44] bro there's no way you're getting egg as your screen name, even if it's 2002. Egg,

[01:56:50] Charm, there we go, that's good.

[01:56:55] Ooh, buddy icon setting, senior, Harry Potter,

[01:57:00] Blink 182, Eminem, but this is Eminem, Lord of the Rings.

[01:57:09] Should I do Eminem or Lord of the Rings?

[01:57:12] Oh, Skaterboy's kinda nice too though.

[01:57:18] What do you guys think?

[01:57:20] I mean um, okay I mean um, oh my god, wait that was my Steve Frunds list so I was like

[01:57:26] wait have to die and shine Lily.

[01:57:29] Emily35 assigned in, Howdy.

[01:57:33] Emily, Howdy.

[01:57:37] Lol, Howdy partner.

[01:57:42] I like your new buddy icon, EvanM's the best.

[01:57:45] So what's up?

[01:57:46] Wait Evan now. Thank you for the 10 gifted. Thanks Evan. I haven't done sounds almost like I'm enough

[01:57:54] Thank you for the 10. Thank you so much. I

[01:57:57] Appreciate it. Thank you Evan

[01:58:00] So what's up talking to you?

[01:58:04] Talking to you, what are you up to?

[01:58:10] Well, well, no shit. I'm just listening to music. Do you like cold play?

[01:58:16] Oh, there's shit. I hate that kind of music.

[01:58:23] Should I try to make Irmily sound like Emily?

[01:58:28] I feel like my impression of her hasn't been as good recently, though.

[01:58:32] Oh well, they're like my favorite band. Their lyrics are in my info. Are you going to

[01:58:40] Travis's party tonight?

[01:58:42] It depends on if you're going.

[01:58:46] Oh, he deleted the winky face.

[01:58:49] Uh, I haven't decided yet.

[01:58:54] It's crazy that we're already having end-of-school parties.

[01:59:00] Yeah, well, what's really crazy is how big a shithead Travis is.

[01:59:07] Well, I literally just burst out laughing.

[01:59:12] Ha ha ha!

[01:59:13] I'm so over this school.

[01:59:16] Tongue sticking out face.

[01:59:17] Like you know Brad from our math class?

[01:59:19] He won't stop messaging me right now.

[01:59:22] Hey, he's a dick too.

[01:59:26] Well, you're so funny.

[01:59:30] He keeps saying he wants to talk, but maybe he'll get the hint.

[01:59:34] Tongue sticking out face again.

[01:59:35] Oh man, just one more month of graduation. We're so old.

[01:59:41] Haha, it's kind of weird. Did you pick a school yet?

[01:59:50] Yeah, I didn't get accepted into the, into my re-school, so I'm just going to one of the others.

[01:59:56] But that's okay. Anything's better than high school. Where are you going to go?

[02:00:00] I'm not sure what kind of engineering I want to do, but I'm sure I'll figure it out, tongue

[02:00:11] sticking out face.

[02:00:14] That's awesome!

[02:00:18] You've always been super smart.

[02:00:20] I'm sure you'll do really well.

[02:00:22] Aw, thanks, Irmily.

[02:00:27] Even though we're going to different schools, do you promise you'll be there for me?

[02:00:32] Of course!

[02:00:33] Absolutely!

[02:00:34] Nothing could ever keep me from talking to you.

[02:00:38] You're my...

[02:00:39] You're one of my best friends!

[02:00:41] Why does he keep deleting those super nice stuff?

[02:00:45] Pussy?

[02:00:46] Emily will remember that.

[02:00:49] And you're one of mine too.

[02:00:52] You always will be.

[02:00:54] Oh wow, it's getting late.

[02:00:55] I hope Julie gets here soon so we can head to the party.

[02:00:59] Who's Julie?

[02:01:00] Julie who?

[02:01:01] Julie Miller, she's in our math class.

[02:01:06] When she gets here, we're both heading to Trap's party.

[02:01:09] If you're calling too, you should probably leave soon.

[02:01:10] Will I see you there?

[02:01:16] Should we go to the party?

[02:01:19] I mean, it sounds like she's making a lot of friends

[02:01:21] that aren't us, but we might end up drifting away.

[02:01:25] No, you guys don't want a party? Hell no!

[02:01:29] What? Stay home and play League! What are we losers?

[02:01:34] Hell no!

[02:01:37] Okay, no party, fine. I think I'm just going to stay home.

[02:01:42] You chose to skip the party.

[02:01:45] Okay, that's too bad.

[02:01:48] But hey, if you're sticking around, could you only figure out what's in your head?

[02:01:52] He said he'd really like to talk, and I don't know what to say.

[02:01:57] Um, say you don't want to talk. Say you don't want to.

[02:02:05] Okay, hopefully he doesn't get upset.

[02:02:08] Will he get upset?

[02:02:10] He said, alright, thanks for the advice.

[02:02:16] You're welcome.

[02:02:20] I'm gonna go and get ready for the party. See ya at school Monday!

[02:02:25] See ya.

[02:02:28] Urmily is away.

[02:02:32] Okay, well that's chapter one, I guess. Chapter two.

[02:02:37] Fresher New Year of College. One year later.

[02:02:40] Ooh, new icon!

[02:02:43] Okay, what do we have? We have Kill Bill.

[02:02:46] 50 Cent.

[02:02:48] Um, we can be Cheddar, we can be Monkey, we can be L9.

[02:02:55] What is this? L9? What is this supposed to be? Oh, the Matrix.

[02:03:00] Uh, what do y'all want? Oh, Lincoln Park. Oh, that's a P. I see, I see, I see.

[02:03:09] Like what? L9. I'm gonna be Cheddar.

[02:03:18] Emmy, hey!

[02:03:21] Hey, what's up?

[02:03:26] I'm just doing some homework and listening to music, you.

[02:03:31] Just playing this video game, cause I'm so cool. What music are you listening to?

[02:03:41] Just this band, you probably want to like them anyway. They're kind of the same music as Coldplay.

[02:03:46] Oh wait, she remembered that I said Coldplay was shit!

[02:03:50] So how are you liking engineering school?

[02:03:53] Oh, it's so boring.

[02:03:55] I feel like I haven't learned anything so far.

[02:03:58] Haha, you're too smart for your own good.

[02:04:05] I'm sure to listen to classes right now.

[02:04:07] Got any plans tonight?

[02:04:09] Um, ooh, house party, hang out with friends, group project.

[02:04:14] Well, we can't sound lame, right?

[02:04:17] Should we um, house party?

[02:04:20] Maybe she'll come?

[02:04:22] What do you guys think?

[02:04:24] You sound so miserable to talk to poor Emily.

[02:04:27] Yeah, hates everything.

[02:04:30] Yeah, I have to go in a few.

[02:04:32] No, invite her!

[02:04:34] My friend Mike's throwing a massive house party.

[02:04:38] You chose to attend a house party.

[02:04:42] Oh wow, that sounds like fun.

[02:04:43] I'll get you drunk.

[02:04:45] I'll be careful.

[02:04:46] Don't worry.

[02:04:47] I'll be careful.

[02:04:48] Do you have plants tonight?

[02:04:53] Nope.

[02:04:54] Travis has surf clubs, so I'll just hang out in my dorm.

[02:04:58] Do I like Travis from the party that she went to?

[02:05:02] Wait.

[02:05:03] Maybe they started dating because we didn't go to the

[02:05:05] party.

[02:05:08] Do I know Travis?

[02:05:13] Travis, he's my boyfriend. You remember home from high school, right?

[02:05:17] We've been dating for a couple months now.

[02:05:25] I'm happy for you. How'd you two get together?

[02:05:33] Oh, I remembered!

[02:05:35] Remember that grad party Travis threw last year?

[02:05:38] Jill ended up running off with some juniors so I was all alone.

[02:05:41] Why did you guys tell me to stay home and play the league?

[02:05:45] We should have gone to a party!

[02:05:47] What a tragic little terrible person!

[02:05:49] Travis saw me came over and honestly, I saw a side of him I never seen before.

[02:05:53] After the party we kept talking then we realized we were going to the same school.

[02:05:57] Once we got here he was kind of hit it off.

[02:05:59] Oh my gosh.

[02:06:03] What's he like?

[02:06:08] Well, he's smart and funny and he understands me.

[02:06:12] That's great. I'm so curious.

[02:06:14] Sometimes he can be a jerk, but when it's good, it's really good.

[02:06:17] Uh-oh. That doesn't sound good.

[02:06:22] Um...

[02:06:23] Is Travis ever mean to you?

[02:06:28] That sounds real bad.

[02:06:30] He can get pretty nasty when we argue, but that's it.

[02:06:34] Oh, was she downplaying this shit for sure?

[02:06:37] We're both very stubborn people, so we can go back and forth a lot, but like I said, when things are good, they're really good.

[02:06:46] Honestly, Emily, that sounds like a bad relationship.

[02:06:53] She's not gonna like that as she- I think it's just a normal relationship. All couples argue a lot.

[02:07:01] I don't think they're supposed to, you know. I wouldn't treat you like that.

[02:07:07] I think one is not good. One is good. One is not good, I mean, do not say one.

[02:07:15] Okay, just now I really care about you.

[02:07:19] Don't delete it! Just know there are people who really care about you. Oh my god, I'm such a pussy.

[02:07:27] Emily will remember that.

[02:07:31] Listen, I think we're fine. I don't want to talk about this anymore. Oh, it's bad for sure.

[02:07:41] Okay, I just don't like him. I want you to be happy.

[02:07:49] But I am happy. I promise.

[02:07:52] Oh wow, it's getting late. You need to go to that party, don't you?

[02:07:58] I mean, I can stay.

[02:08:01] Oh, that's very nice of you, but I don't want you to miss anything.

[02:08:06] I'll talk to you later.

[02:08:07] No!

[02:08:08] Later.

[02:08:09] Guys, we fucked up for sure.

[02:08:11] We fucked up, didn't we?

[02:08:13] No.

[02:08:14] 2004.

[02:08:15] Okay, what are you guys thinking?

[02:08:18] We got Green Day, Incredibles, Usher, Saw, and

[02:08:30] Saw. Could be a bunny.

[02:08:38] I'll do Green Day, I guess.

[02:08:43] We got a news picture.

[02:08:44] Hey, Amy!

[02:08:46] So, do we actually only talk once a year?

[02:08:49] That's so sad.

[02:08:52] Need to reach out to her more.

[02:08:55] Emily, hey!

[02:09:00] How's life? I feel like we haven't talked in a while.

[02:09:04] Looks good. How's yours?

[02:09:10] Like real friends? Bro, I feel so bad whenever I don't talk to one of my friends for like three weeks.

[02:09:18] Or something like a year? I mean, I guess I have some friends that only talk to you once a year.

[02:09:23] Like we drifted or whatever, but still.

[02:09:26] Got any plans this weekend?

[02:09:28] Just hanging out with my friend Emma. Who the fuck's Emma? Big pun, thanks for the two months.

[02:09:36] I'm a two month old egg.

[02:09:42] That sounds like fun.

[02:09:45] Who's Emma? Wait, maybe she's jealous too.

[02:09:50] A friend, just a girl. A girl I like.

[02:09:53] What do I say?

[02:09:58] What do you guys think?

[02:10:00] Drama?

[02:10:01] Three?

[02:10:02] Oh, drama?

[02:10:03] For some reason I feel like I should say three.

[02:10:08] She's a girl that I have a thing for.

[02:10:11] Oh, wow.

[02:10:12] I don't think I've heard you talk about her before.

[02:10:17] How'd you get me?

[02:10:22] That's some party I think. I don't really remember. I don't remember. Bro, he's lying for sure.

[02:10:33] So what's she like? Honestly, she's really hot. Emily will remember that. Oh no. Wow,

[02:10:43] Wow, I mean, sounds like things are going really well.

[02:10:46] That's just so great!

[02:10:52] What are you up to tonight?

[02:10:58] Tonight, me and Travis were supposed to go to a party, but that's not the good thing.

[02:11:02] We broke up last week.

[02:11:05] No way.

[02:11:06] I'm going to rinse.

[02:11:07] You deserve better anyways.

[02:11:09] Well, thanks. It's just been really weird since.

[02:11:15] Me and her had some group of friends, so things are messing. I just feel really alone, you know?

[02:11:22] People can just be so stupid.

[02:11:26] Seriously, it just really hurts. I feel really abandoned.

[02:11:33] They sound like shitty friends.

[02:11:36] He chose to call out her friends.

[02:11:40] Yeah, I guess so, but they were my only friends.

[02:11:43] What about me?

[02:11:44] And they would rather be friends with Travis.

[02:11:49] Like, what did I do wrong?

[02:11:51] Maybe you did something wrong.

[02:11:52] I don't know.

[02:11:53] Oh man, now I'm starting to cry.

[02:11:57] They're not worth it, Ed.

[02:11:59] You're an amazing person.

[02:12:02] Thanks. I'm sorry for being such a mess. It's okay, Em. I'll always be here for you. Am

[02:12:13] I the RIS Master? Emily won't remember that. Thank you. It's nice to be able to talk about

[02:12:21] this. I don't really have the chance to vet yet. I know you do the same for me. I want

[02:12:35] to ask you something, but I'm afraid you'll hate me after. Uh oh. Promise me you won't

[02:12:40] hate me? I could never hate you. Uh oh. Remember Travis's party freshman year? I brought it

[02:12:55] up all the time when we talked. Well, why didn't you want to go? Um, what do y'all

[02:13:07] I feel like you go for the one.

[02:13:14] Yeah, okay. We'll go for the one.

[02:13:17] I never liked Travis.

[02:13:19] Emily will remember that.

[02:13:23] I just really wanted you to go.

[02:13:25] I had this whole plan to ditch Julie.

[02:13:27] I've just always wondered how things would be if you did.

[02:13:30] Should I have gone?

[02:13:32] I don't know. It's kind of stupid, I guess.

[02:13:35] Crazy Fire, thanks for 17 months.

[02:13:38] You should have told me.

[02:13:42] Hey, I have an idea.

[02:13:47] Maybe I could come visit this weekend.

[02:13:52] I could really use some time away from the school.

[02:13:57] What about Emma?

[02:13:58] And we always said we would visit each other.

[02:14:00] What do you think?

[02:14:02] What do you guys think I mean is this good though she just went through a breakup with

[02:14:15] a terrible person and she has no friends so but if she comes now it might ruin the chances

[02:14:23] long term. Fuck it. Please come visit. I would love to see you. Great! Oh man, now I'm really

[02:14:35] excited! I am the rebound master. Oh, what about your plans with Emma? I can just ditch

[02:14:45] her. Okay, if you think that's best. What do you want to do this weekend? Swim around campus.

[02:15:07] Sounds good to me. Should I bring my alcohol?

[02:15:08] No, we don't need any.

[02:15:15] No, no, no, I feel like it would be bad.

[02:15:20] Okay, I'm so excited to finally come and visit it.

[02:15:23] Yay!

[02:15:24] Oh shit, I actually have to run.

[02:15:26] But I'll see you this weekend, okay?

[02:15:29] See you soon!

[02:15:32] Bye!

[02:15:34] Ermaly is away.

[02:15:40] I wonder what happened? It's a whole year later. Wait, we didn't talk for a whole year again?

[02:15:45] We got Batman, we got Gorillaz, we got System of a Down.

[02:15:51] What do y'all think?

[02:15:56] How they can do that.

[02:16:01] Oh god, what happened? Hey.

[02:16:04] She doesn't seem very excited to talk.

[02:16:09] Yo, yo!

[02:16:13] I know it's been a while since we last talked.

[02:16:20] That's okay.

[02:16:24] I've just been going through a lot lately.

[02:16:30] Is everything okay?

[02:16:35] Yeah, everything's fine.

[02:16:40] So listen, I was hoping we could talk about things.

[02:16:45] What happened? Okay, sure.

[02:16:50] I just feel like things are weird between us.

[02:16:56] Have you felt like that?

[02:17:00] I feel weird too.

[02:17:05] I think it's because of last year.

[02:17:09] Things have been weird since I came to visit.

[02:17:13] Emmy, please be honest with me.

[02:17:19] Did you plan that we would hook up?

[02:17:21] Um, your rev maps, thanks for 25 months, and Nelku, thank you for the raid, hello raiders!

[02:17:30] Hi, Nelku raiders, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[02:17:33] Thanks, Nelku.

[02:17:35] Guys, I picked not to hang out in the dorm room and for no alcohol to be brought.

[02:17:41] I was trying to avoid this.

[02:17:45] Of course, I didn't plan that.

[02:17:50] Okay, just in retrospect, it all seems so planned out.

[02:17:55] You messaged me because you had a breakup and you asked to visit it!

[02:18:00] What? I mean, we hung out with your friends around campus,

[02:18:03] then we'd go back to your dorm and spend the night.

[02:18:05] You also know how vulnerable I was.

[02:18:08] Well, where else are we going to sleep?

[02:18:12] I knew I just didn't think it was an issue.

[02:18:17] You wanted to have- Oh, I don't know.

[02:18:24] It wasn't an issue, I just...

[02:18:29] I don't know.

[02:18:31] Oh, damn, she really doesn't like us, I think.

[02:18:36] Did I do something wrong?

[02:18:39] Yo, Shark Fork, thank you for the raid!

[02:18:42] What, two raids! Thank you!

[02:18:44] Hello, sharp fork readers. Thank you. Thank you. No, you did it. Just a lot happened really quickly

[02:18:51] That's their access for four months

[02:18:53] It just made me feel differently

[02:18:57] Differently in a bad way

[02:19:03] No, not bad just different. I don't know

[02:19:11] Do you still want to keep in touch?

[02:19:14] Yeah, I think so.

[02:19:17] Oh, that's good.

[02:19:20] I'm sorry, I think it's just really weird for me right now.

[02:19:24] But thank you for talking to me about it all.

[02:19:27] We didn't talk any time.

[02:19:34] So, how's squad everything going?

[02:19:37] That's good.

[02:19:39] Call just fly by.

[02:19:41] So, how's your friend Mike?

[02:19:50] All these responses suck.

[02:19:53] He's been kind of a tool lately.

[02:19:57] Yeah, it sucks when people change.

[02:20:01] What about your other friend Emma?

[02:20:04] She's going to remember that I called Emma hot, right?

[02:20:10] And then me and Emily hooked up, and then she's going to be like, oh my gosh.

[02:20:13] So she went back to Emma after we hooked up.

[02:20:19] We still hang out sometime.

[02:20:20] Oh, wait.

[02:20:21] No, I tried to press two.

[02:20:22] I tried to press two.

[02:20:23] I tried to press two.

[02:20:24] Fuck.

[02:20:25] I miss, I misclicked.

[02:20:26] Oh, no.

[02:20:27] Is she just a friend or...?

[02:20:28] Oh, no.

[02:20:29] Is she just a friend or...?

[02:20:33] She's just a friend.

[02:20:36] She's just a friend.

[02:20:37] She's just a friend.

[02:20:38] She's just a friend.

[02:20:39] Oh, okay.

[02:20:42] I'm sorry.

[02:20:43] I don't think I can do this right now.

[02:20:47] What do you mean?

[02:20:52] Talking right now is just kind of hard.

[02:20:55] Yo, Jeff.

[02:20:56] Welcome. I've gotta go soon anyways.

[02:20:59] But we'll talk again later?

[02:21:02] Yeah, of course. See ya.

[02:21:04] She's gonna block me as in shape.

[02:21:06] She's gonna Emily as away.

[02:21:10] Oh my gosh, Chapter 5. Oh no.

[02:21:12] I must have fucked up so bad!

[02:21:16] Oh my god.

[02:21:19] I'm gonna be the elephant.

[02:21:21] Elephant in the room.

[02:21:26] Hey Emmy!

[02:21:31] Hey Emmy!

[02:21:34] How are you?

[02:21:38] I'm good.

[02:21:42] Um, things could be better.

[02:21:51] Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

[02:21:55] She doesn't want you to talk.

[02:21:58] How have you been?

[02:22:04] Everything's been really good.

[02:22:07] Do you have any plans this weekend?

[02:22:11] So do you have any plans this weekend?

[02:22:13] We need to hang out again!

[02:22:15] Be friends!

[02:22:17] Not really, I think me and Travis...

[02:22:20] I think we get Travis might go to a concert or something I don't know if he don't mean

[02:22:28] to him go back together.

[02:22:31] No!

[02:22:32] You would have done that awful right there!

[02:22:38] Bro, yeah it's GG bro it's GG.

[02:22:42] Well it was so awful because we cared for each other so much.

[02:22:47] How's your friend Emma doing?

[02:22:49] Well, she found out that I ditched her that weekend you visited.

[02:22:56] Oh, I'm sorry.

[02:23:01] I really couldn't care less.

[02:23:05] Well, college is almost over anyways.

[02:23:11] Can you believe we're almost adults?

[02:23:15] Nope, it definitely doesn't feel like it's been four years.

[02:23:22] We have some good times in college.

[02:23:25] Why would you say that?

[02:23:27] Why would you say that?

[02:23:30] Yeah, kind of.

[02:23:33] I'd rather not think about the past though.

[02:23:39] I'm sorry.

[02:23:42] Dude, she's mean! She's mean now!

[02:23:46] I'm just tired of reliving memories.

[02:23:50] So, are you all set for graduation?

[02:23:58] I think so. I still have to order my gown and stuff.

[02:24:04] What's Travis doing after graduation?

[02:24:08] Your boyfriend!

[02:24:10] I think me and him are going to stay here for the summer, at least.

[02:24:15] Can we talk about...

[02:24:17] No! Why are you deleting it?

[02:24:19] Do anything fun recently?

[02:24:21] No! You coward! Why would you delete it? No!

[02:24:27] Not really. I've just been working.

[02:24:32] Could I see you this summer? He's deleting it!

[02:24:35] Are you doing homework?

[02:24:38] Oh my god. Yeah, just some stuff due tomorrow. Do you ever miss the- NOOO! How are classes?

[02:24:49] They're good. Same old, same old. Do you miss- Find any good music lately? Not really. Just listening to old stuff.

[02:25:03] Will we ever watch any good movies lately?

[02:25:08] Oh my god, this is so bad.

[02:25:10] No, not really.

[02:25:12] Is this it?

[02:25:13] How's the weather been there?

[02:25:15] Oh my god, it's so bad.

[02:25:17] This is so bad.

[02:25:18] It's been alright.

[02:25:20] Welp, GG.

[02:25:23] Okay, I think I'm gonna go.

[02:25:25] Goodbye.

[02:25:30] Okay, bye.

[02:25:33] Egg, Chorm 6, 7 is away.

[02:25:40] Man, I mean that really is like how it be sometimes, you know?

[02:25:45] Should I do another run where I try to fix things or should I next game?

[02:25:49] One for another run, two for next game.

[02:25:55] I feel like I can fix it, like we just go to the party, you know?

[02:26:00] You know?

[02:26:03] Okay, we'll do one more run. That's it. And if I fuck it up, we'll just have to live with it.

[02:26:20] Screen name. Let's be, um...

[02:26:25] We'll be Chorm this time. Oh wait, Chorm.

[02:26:28] Mott's huffing back a fat charm.

[02:26:36] There we go.

[02:26:39] Okay.

[02:26:40] How many?

[02:26:41] How many?

[02:26:42] Howdy partner.

[02:26:43] Howdy buddy icon.

[02:26:44] What's up?

[02:26:45] The ceiling.

[02:26:46] Howdy.

[02:26:47] Howdy.

[02:26:48] Howdy partner.

[02:26:49] Howdy partner.

[02:26:50] Howdy partner.

[02:26:51] Howdy partner.

[02:26:52] Howdy partner.

[02:26:53] Howdy partner.

[02:26:54] Howdy partner.

[02:26:55] What's up? The ceiling! What are you up to? I'm gonna make her fall in love with me.

[02:27:02] Well, nothing really. Just listen to music. Do you like Coldplay? Yeah, totally.

[02:27:09] Their last album was really good. She'll remember that. She loves Coldplay. It's even her profile picture.

[02:27:17] It really was. I'm so glad you liked them. They're my favorite. Their lyrics are in my info.

[02:27:21] Travis's party tonight? Um, I might, but Travis is such a dick. She's gonna still date

[02:27:31] my boys and she... Well, that's true, but it's party party fun. It's crazy that we're

[02:27:36] already having end-of-school parties. Yeah, well, what's really crazy is how big a

[02:27:41] shit head Travis's. Well, that was burst laughing. I'm so over the school. Brought

[02:27:51] for a math lesson. What's the message right now? What's he saying?

[02:27:55] That he wants to talk or something? I'm not really paying attention. Nice one. We're

[02:28:02] once they graduate, we're so old.

[02:28:05] I am so excited for college.

[02:28:08] Should we take a school year?

[02:28:13] I think I said in the Ryrie school,

[02:28:15] I'm just going to one of the others.

[02:28:17] That's okay, where are you going to go?

[02:28:18] I'm going to go to an art school.

[02:28:20] In art school, I'm not really sure

[02:28:22] what I want to major in, but I'm sure I'll figure it out.

[02:28:29] That's great, you've always been really talented.

[02:28:31] I'm sure whatever major you pick, you'll be great.

[02:28:34] Hee hee.

[02:28:38] You know, one of my different schools, do you promise you'll be there for me?

[02:28:42] Absolutely, nothing could ever keep me from talking to you. You're one of my best friends.

[02:28:51] Did I call you up already yet?

[02:28:53] You're on line two, you always will be chore.

[02:28:56] Oh wow, it's getting late. I hope Julie gets here soon so we can head to the party.

[02:29:01] I hope so too!

[02:29:05] Ah, thanks, she's supposed to come over then.

[02:29:08] We're both heading to the Trav's party for coming, too.

[02:29:11] You should probably see what I see there.

[02:29:13] So she said she had a plan to ditch Julie all along to hang out with me,

[02:29:16] so I guess we'll see if that's true.

[02:29:18] Yeah, definitely.

[02:29:20] I'm going to the party.

[02:29:22] Awesome, I'm gonna go get ready and wait for Julie.

[02:29:25] Hopefully Brad stops messaging me and won't take care of my way message.

[02:29:29] See you soon.

[02:29:30] later perfect she will fall in love with me and she will never date that

[02:29:38] asshole Travis I'm gonna pick the pirate one this time

[02:29:48] Tor, hey!

[02:29:49] Hey, how's it shaking?

[02:29:55] Uh, it's shaking, I guess.

[02:30:01] I'm just doing some homework and listening to music, you.

[02:30:05] I'm just chillin', what music are you listening to?

[02:30:10] She's probably still dating Travis, you know what I'm saying?

[02:30:13] Snow Patrol!

[02:30:14] They just came with their new album, Final Shaw, have you heard it?

[02:30:18] Oh, yes! That's a great album!

[02:30:24] You always know the best music. What's your favorite song off it?

[02:30:31] Are all these songs off of it?

[02:30:34] I'm scared. Am I going to pick wrong?

[02:30:38] Runs my favorite song on the album!

[02:30:42] Did I pick right?

[02:30:44] I really want to! My favorite is definitely Spitting Games though.

[02:30:47] Oh my god. Thank god. Thank god. So how are you liking our school?

[02:30:52] It's fun. I lucked out and got some really awesome people on my floor.

[02:30:57] We're doing great! We're doing great, right? We're doing great!

[02:31:01] That's great. My floor is fucking boring. I'll have to visit you sometime. Got any plans tonight?

[02:31:08] Yeah, I have to go to the library in a few massive group projects due tomorrow.

[02:31:17] Oh no, why'd you wait till the last minute?

[02:31:22] I just have the shittiest group.

[02:31:24] Do you have plans tonight?

[02:31:27] She with Travis?

[02:31:29] Nope.

[02:31:30] Brad has been practicing so I just hang out my door.

[02:31:34] Oh my god, she's dating the other asshole.

[02:31:37] Oh my god.

[02:31:38] No, no, there's no way.

[02:31:41] There's no way.

[02:31:42] Dude, there's no way.

[02:31:43] There's no way.

[02:31:44] Dude!

[02:31:45] There's no way!

[02:31:54] Do I know Brad?

[02:32:00] Brad, he's my boyfriend.

[02:32:01] You remember from High Street,

[02:32:02] oh, I remember Brad all right.

[02:32:05] He was the one that I wasn't worried about.

[02:32:07] I was worried about Travis.

[02:32:10] We've been dating for a couple months now.

[02:32:13] Oh, good.

[02:32:15] You two get together anyway

[02:32:21] Well remember that grad party we went to last year

[02:32:24] While I was away Brad sent me a ton of messages about how he felt

[02:32:28] At first I thought it was really weird, but after a while it realized it was kind of bright

[02:32:33] We started talking again over the summer and realized we were going to the same school

[02:32:37] Once we got here, he's kind of hit it off

[02:32:42] It's cooked isn't it it's cooked

[02:32:45] So, do you love him?

[02:32:50] Oh, I don't know. Love's a strong word.

[02:32:55] And sometimes he can be a jerk, but when it's good, it's really good.

[02:32:58] The same thing! The same script!

[02:33:03] Wait, how is he a jerk to you?

[02:33:09] His name again is an argument sometimes.

[02:33:11] sometimes.

[02:33:12] It's the same script!

[02:33:16] It's the same!

[02:33:17] Oh my god!

[02:33:18] She just does the same thing!

[02:33:20] But like I said, when things are good, they're really good.

[02:33:24] Emily, you deserve better than that.

[02:33:34] I think your boy in proportion is not abusive or anything.

[02:33:37] Well, all I know is I wouldn't treat you like that.

[02:33:41] No, Pussy!

[02:33:42] All I know is you shouldn't be treated like that.

[02:33:45] Oh my god, he's such a pussy.

[02:33:51] Listen, I think we're fine. I don't want to talk about this anymore.

[02:33:56] I think you should really just break up with him.

[02:33:59] You have to go meet your group anyway, right?

[02:34:10] I mean, I can stay.

[02:34:16] You should go.

[02:34:17] I don't want you to miss it.

[02:34:18] I'll talk to you later.

[02:34:20] Bye.

[02:34:21] Oh my God!

[02:34:22] It's the same thing!

[02:34:23] It's the same thing

[02:34:30] I'm not letting her come visit me

[02:34:33] But that she's probably gonna be like why didn't you let me come visit you? I was so lonely. Oh my god

[02:34:39] Whatever dude

[02:34:44] Each or

[02:34:47] Hello

[02:34:49] How's life? I feel like we haven't talked in a while.

[02:34:55] It's pretty boring. How's yours?

[02:35:00] Eh, it's fine. Got any plans this weekend?

[02:35:05] Going to a show with my friend Emma?

[02:35:11] That sounds like fun.

[02:35:15] Who's Emma?

[02:35:17] She's a girl that I have a thing for.

[02:35:23] How loud are they? I've heard you talk about her before.

[02:35:28] How'd you do me?

[02:35:30] I have some party, I think. I don't really remember.

[02:35:36] I got something that was better. So do you love her?

[02:35:39] Absolutely. I've been head over heels in love with her since we met.

[02:35:45] Wow, Chorm! Sounds like things are going really well. That's just so great.

[02:35:52] So, how's everything?

[02:35:56] Everything kind of sucks.

[02:36:01] Too bad! Too bad! Me and Brad broke up last week.

[02:36:06] Oh, Emily, I had no idea. How are you?

[02:36:11] you. I'm okay. It's just really weird sense. Me and him have the same group of friends

[02:36:19] that things are messy. I'm totally alone, you know. I totally understand how you're

[02:36:26] feeling. I'm not becoming an incel. I'm not becoming an incel. It's just like nothing

[02:36:33] I say to her matters. It's just so awful. I feel abandoned. It's like I have no friends

[02:36:38] anymore so how are oh wait I tried to press three oops I misclicked I tried

[02:36:46] type this shitty one yeah I guess so but they're my only friends they'd rather

[02:36:53] be friends with Brad like what did I do wrong and I started to cry please

[02:37:03] Please don't cry. It's their loss. It's they are lost.

[02:37:08] You're an amazing person.

[02:37:10] Thanks. I'm sorry for making such a mess.

[02:37:15] You're not a mess, Sam. You're just sad, and that's totally okay.

[02:37:21] Your trailer is sweet. Thanks for the six months.

[02:37:26] Thank you. It's nice to be able to talk about this. I haven't really had the chance to vent yet.

[02:37:32] I know you'd do the same for me.

[02:37:37] No, she would not.

[02:37:38] I want to ask you something, but I'm afraid you'll hate me after.

[02:37:44] I already hate you.

[02:37:46] Promise me you won't hate me.

[02:37:48] Just ask the question.

[02:37:51] At Travis's party senior year,

[02:37:57] Remember how we got bored and went for that walk?

[02:38:03] We stopped at that playground for a bit.

[02:38:04] This is New Lore.

[02:38:05] New Lore.

[02:38:06] And we just laid there and looked at the stars.

[02:38:10] Well, why didn't you kiss me?

[02:38:14] Why didn't you kiss me?

[02:38:17] Why is it my fault?

[02:38:21] I didn't know you felt that way.

[02:38:26] I just always wondered how things would be if you did.

[02:38:31] I don't know, it's kind of stupid I guess, my camera froze.

[02:38:38] Sorry.

[02:38:43] You should have told me.

[02:38:50] Hey, I have an idea. Maybe I could come visit this weekend.

[02:38:56] Really some time away from the school

[02:39:01] Yeah, so we visit each other I don't think so seven months

[02:39:06] If I say as long as it's just as friends, are we gonna hook up anyway, I feel like probably yeah

[02:39:13] Silent Macro and they for the prime I don't think that's a good idea

[02:39:22] Come on Chorm

[02:39:24] We haven't had many years!

[02:39:27] Listen, you can't come!

[02:39:33] Oh, okay.

[02:39:37] I just thought that...

[02:39:41] I guess it doesn't really matter.

[02:39:44] You'll be fine without me!

[02:39:47] Inline me please, thanks for the four months!

[02:39:50] Okay, you know when you promised to be there for your senior year I really thought you meant

[02:40:00] it.

[02:40:01] I'm just going to go.

[02:40:02] I'll talk to you later.

[02:40:03] Yikes.

[02:40:04] Rosie, thanks for the five months.

[02:40:08] I'm always doing something wrong!

[02:40:10] I'm always doing something wrong!

[02:40:15] Hey. Hey!

[02:40:22] Jimmy, thanks for two months, Holy Fumble.

[02:40:29] Okay, listen, she betrayed me by picking other men twice.

[02:40:35] And I would fool, fool me once, fool me twice,

[02:40:39] but three times I'd rather just, just unleash it all.

[02:40:43] Yo, Marmalade, thank you!

[02:40:47] Marmalade, thank you for the 10 gifted holy shats!

[02:40:52] Marmalade K4, thank you for the 10, thank you!

[02:40:56] Much appreciated, isn't it?

[02:40:58] That is Marmalade.

[02:40:59] Thank you!

[02:41:01] Thank you for the 10.

[02:41:02] In cell behavior, it's not in cell behavior.

[02:41:07] I have just been truth-pilled.

[02:41:09] This, she does not like me.

[02:41:12] I tried to be a friend to her, and she was like, hmm, why did we, whatever, dude, whatever.

[02:41:20] I would be fine with just being friends with her, but she's always like, I guess I'll talk

[02:41:25] to you next year.

[02:41:26] Like, what if we were friends and we'd talk more than once a year?

[02:41:30] Yo, Jay, thanks for 21 months and a roll in.

[02:41:33] Thanks for the 10 months.

[02:41:35] Oh my gosh.

[02:41:38] Um, it's whatever.

[02:41:46] I've just been going through a lot lately.

[02:41:51] Let's spin up.

[02:41:55] Just some stuff I had to deal with.

[02:41:58] Wow, Marvel! Thank you for another gifted!

[02:42:01] So listen, I was hoping I could talk about things.

[02:42:04] I don't know.

[02:42:08] Please, I know it's been a while, but I think I need to.

[02:42:14] I don't want to.

[02:42:24] You know, you should try thinking about someone other than yourself for once.

[02:42:28] And now I just feel like an asshole.

[02:42:31] I mean, I've- I hope people know I'm joking around and I'm like doing the like,

[02:42:35] Ah, fuck her! She- she- she picks the bad men or whatever, like, it's actually a sad game.

[02:42:41] I've had some friends like this where it's like,

[02:42:44] you can't really do anything to help them. You're just kind of there listening to them sometimes. It's- it's sad.

[02:42:50] I'm gonna do Bo-Rat.

[02:43:00] Howdy.

[02:43:09] I don't want to talk right now.

[02:43:13] Well, I definitely got the gigabad ending.

[02:43:20] Well, I tried to be a nice guy.

[02:43:26] That didn't work, so I became the villain.

[02:43:30] That also didn't work.

[02:43:31] Maybe I'm stuck with that.

[02:43:32] Time to give up.

[02:43:33] Alright, next game.

[02:43:34] That was good.

[02:43:35] So, there's 20 achievements.

[02:43:36] That was good.

[02:43:39] So there's 20 achievements.

[02:43:45] But so the only achievements I got

[02:43:47] were from finishing the chapters.

[02:43:51] So there must be a bunch of endings

[02:43:52] that I just never got, I guess.

[02:43:58] All right, next game.

[02:43:58] Is this game scary, Subnautica?

[02:44:06] Um, okay, I think I remember people warning me about motion sickness in this game as well.

[02:44:15] No, if you type no with XDD, I know that it is scary.

[02:44:21] So, you know, oh my food's here, holy shit that was fast.

[02:44:26] Okay, I'm gonna get my food. I will be right back. This does this game have a lot of reading because I was like oh man

[02:44:32] I hope when uh

[02:44:34] It's um, I got my food. It's not again with water reading

[02:44:39] No, okay, perfect

[02:45:26] I'm back, I have the goods!

[02:45:42] Let this shit install.

[02:45:45] Hehehehe!

[02:45:47] Oh my god, I'm so excited.

[02:45:52] Okay, first, egg drop soup, oh my gosh, yes, my Singapore noodles.

[02:46:09] I love these, I ate these all the time as a kid, so it's rice noodles with like, it's

[02:46:14] It's like a curry powder flavor type thing with a shrimp and pork and egg.

[02:46:24] And pot stickers!

[02:46:31] Yes!

[02:46:32] Hell yeah, so excited.

[02:46:37] I don't even know what I'm going to eat first.

[02:46:44] Alright, I'm going to pig out now.

[02:46:55] I think this is the biggest sub-Sunday game I've played in a while in terms of file size.

[02:47:10] Is this game hard?

[02:47:12] Is this more of a controller or keyboard or mouse game?

[02:47:14] So I can get my controller out if I need to.

[02:47:18] No?

[02:47:19] Okay.

[02:47:20] Keyboard?

[02:47:21] Keyboard, troller, troller, keyboard.

[02:47:25] Uh, it'll be a fun 30 minutes.

[02:47:30] What do you think I'm gonna quit?

[02:47:31] Is it that bad?

[02:47:32] Is that bad?

[02:47:36] Yo, Viewfinder, thanks for 25 months.

[02:47:39] Oh, I'm just traveled thanks for the 2 months.

[02:47:43] Yeah, I listened to the album when it came out.

[02:47:48] I really like it.

[02:47:53] It's very good remixes. I don't usually like remixes actually.

[02:48:18] Mmm, bro, this is like a 10 out of 10.

[02:48:23] These noodles are so fucking good.

[02:48:28] Mmm.

[02:48:35] Oh, fucking good.

[02:48:37] Mmm.

[02:48:39] This came with a chili oil, too.

[02:48:42] Do y'all fuck with chili oil?

[02:48:43] I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

[02:48:51] We're like that. Chili crisp.

[02:48:59] So fucking good. So good. Oh my god. So good.

[02:49:03] Game's done.

[02:49:04] All right. I feel like people have been asking me to play this for Sub Sunday since

[02:49:10] on the very first subs on Daywheel.

[02:49:27] Where's my mouse?

[02:49:28] Oh!

[02:49:30] Oh!

[02:49:33] I've got way too much chili oil.

[02:49:35] Oh, wait, don't blink.

[02:49:40] I don't think I'm using my controller, if I was just happening.

[02:49:52] Oh my god, it's so spicy!

[02:49:59] Oh my god!

[02:50:14] Oh god!

[02:50:16] No, NPC, Matt, thank you for the 5, dip to thank you, and I'll fuck it! 39 months in

[02:50:30] large mishmash for 3 months!

[02:50:34] Ugh.

[02:50:37] It's delicious, I'm gonna do it again.

[02:50:43] Holy shit, I haven't had a bad reaction to spicy stuff in- I don't even know how long.

[02:50:56] Should I do survival or what do I do?

[02:51:13] go this way

[02:51:15] go this way

[02:51:47] Oh god.

[02:51:49] Yo, Timmy Hendricks, thank you for the crime.

[02:51:52] Oh no!

[02:52:09] It's just like the original Iron Lung.

[02:52:17] Fire extinguisher.

[02:52:37] Press X to report bugs and give feedback.

[02:52:41] Holy moly.

[02:52:44] Fox Hunt, thank you for the 10! Thanks Fox Hunt!

[02:52:49] Booting in emergency mode!

[02:52:57] Well, I explained a lot.

[02:52:59] This PDA has now recluded in emergency mode with one directing to keep you

[02:53:04] alive on an alien world. Please refer to the data bank for detailed survival advice.

[02:53:11] The data bank? Where's the data bank? Okay, blueprints. Press tab to open or

[02:53:17] close the PDA. Chaos! Thank you for the five! Thank you!

[02:53:21] Titanium, and ingots, silicone rubber, glass, bleach, copper wire,

[02:53:28] filtered water, disinfected water.

[02:53:32] This is a lot of stuff.

[02:53:34] What do I need all this for?

[02:53:36] Beacon manager, life pod, photos, voice log, data bank.

[02:53:43] Holy shit, this is a lot of stuff.

[02:53:45] Okay.

[02:53:47] One, two, three, four.

[02:53:49] Of course, wanting loot.

[02:53:54] Where the fuck are we?

[02:54:01] Oh shit.

[02:54:05] Okay, so am I going out to look for materials?

[02:54:09] So what am I doing?

[02:54:19] He's repair tool, okay so repair the radio, medical kit fabricator, okay solar power cells,

[02:54:32] storage container, nothing in here right now, damage secondary systems, use fabricator,

[02:54:40] resources, basic materials, sustenance.

[02:54:44] OK.

[02:54:45] Hello, Runner.

[02:54:46] Thanks for 17 months.

[02:54:49] So I want to do I need the water right now?

[02:54:55] Hello, Runner.

[02:54:55] Thank you, Dark Forever.

[02:54:56] Thanks for 11 months.

[02:55:00] Oh, wait.

[02:55:01] I see flare, filtered water, nutrient block.

[02:55:06] OK.

[02:55:06] So I assume the blue one is water.

[02:55:10] Is red food?

[02:55:14] Useful just distracting certain product.

[02:55:16] OK, well, I'll just take all this, I guess.

[02:55:23] Can I make anything here?

[02:55:25] Probably not.

[02:55:28] OK, red is health.

[02:55:30] Yellow is food.

[02:55:32] Blue is water.

[02:55:34] OK.

[02:55:36] I mean, it looks like there's creatures, right?

[02:55:48] Okay, like is this...

[02:55:54] Okay, creature egg.

[02:55:56] Uh, I don't...

[02:55:59] I probably need to avoid a lot of the fish, right?

[02:56:05] Okay, it's so oxygen 24.

[02:56:10] Is it, is it seconds?

[02:56:12] Okay.

[02:56:13] Is this something I can grab?

[02:56:22] Metal salvage.

[02:56:25] Okay.

[02:56:26] Okay, um, look around and pick up some stuff.

[02:56:33] Break limestone.

[02:56:36] Okay.

[02:56:37] So there's a bunch of my shit dropped here.

[02:57:19] repair tools. I should actually probably go back and do that so I at least have a

[02:57:26] mission instead of running around and grabbing random shit basically. Let's

[02:57:32] resurface and figure out a plan.

[02:57:36] Okay. Data Bank repair tool. Repair tools aren't going to target any common device, control

[02:57:53] panels, stitch wires, and things back together. They don't care why, because they just saved

[02:57:57] life. Okay, blueprints. Repair tool. I need cave sulfur silicon rubber. Creepvine seed cluster.

[02:58:15] Okay, um, so I guess I just have to hope I find those.

[02:58:30] Actually I probably need to like expand my breathing tankers, is that a thing?

[02:58:37] Let's see.

[02:58:38] Oh equipment fins!

[02:58:40] O2 tank. I probably need to do all this first. Fins, pipe floating air pump. Pumps air into

[02:58:53] pipes, acts as a starting point for a pipe chain. What is a pipe chain? Okay, I probably

[02:59:07] I also want a knife and a flashlight.

[02:59:10] Shuey, thank you for the five gifted.

[02:59:11] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[02:59:14] Okay, well I guess for now,

[02:59:15] I'm just gonna see what parts I can find.

[02:59:22] And just make things, and then as I get them,

[02:59:26] hopefully, what was that thing?

[02:59:32] Is it a friend?

[02:59:37] I mean, so far, nothing's- oh wait, wait, those look like the thing that I need.

[02:59:45] What's that laughing?

[02:59:52] Crete mine.

[02:59:53] Okay, perfect.

[02:59:55] Definitely need these.

[03:00:00] Inventory full.

[03:00:01] Okay, so let's go back.

[03:00:04] I can make a bunch of the silicone things or whatever.

[03:00:14] Man, this would suck!

[03:00:17] Imagine being this guy, holy shit.

[03:00:23] That would be so ass.

[03:00:26] Okay, so now how do I craft?

[03:00:28] Spat- oh fabricator resources, um, luber kins.

[03:00:34] We definitely need titanium, silicon rubber, okay, what am I- okay, um, I can make fins.

[03:00:52] vertical movement underwater okay I had to swim speed well let's make the fins

[03:00:59] that seems good to have the fabricator draws from available data to provide

[03:01:06] environment appropriate equipment using locally available materials for your

[03:01:11] safety this setting cannot be over in

[03:01:15] Trooper, thank you for the prime.

[03:01:19] So does the tank add to my capacity or is it like if this one goes out?

[03:01:26] I guess I'll find out.

[03:01:29] Okay, it adds to my capacity.

[03:01:33] Okay, a cave sulfur collects within certain cave plants.

[03:01:39] Do we need a lot more air tanks to be able to go into caves to get this repair tool?

[03:01:47] For sure.

[03:01:48] I'm not sure I want to love that.

[03:01:51] Okay.

[03:01:52] Let me unpin that recipe.

[03:01:59] First aid kit fire extinguisher pipe.

[03:02:01] Okay, let's make more tanks.

[03:02:04] What do I need for a knife?

[03:02:10] Oh, more rubber.

[03:02:12] Okay, I can make more rubber.

[03:02:18] I just feel like that's probably good to have early, right?

[03:02:21] Survival knife?

[03:02:23] Weapons were removed from standard survival blueprints following the mass again on a Brax's

[03:02:29] prime.

[03:02:30] The knife remains the only exception.

[03:02:33] pair tool scanner.

[03:02:40] Used to acquire technology blueprints.

[03:02:44] I need a battery.

[03:02:47] How do I make a battery?

[03:02:52] Acid mushroom and copper.

[03:02:53] What the fuck?

[03:02:55] What is that?

[03:02:56] Oh, high capacity tank.

[03:02:58] Well, I need glass, I don't know how to get that.

[03:03:04] Okay, well let's go ahead and convert this, I guess.

[03:03:15] Light as well.

[03:03:18] I feel like so far this is going okay, right?

[03:03:26] I'm going to store all these materials.

[03:03:41] I don't think I need the fire extinguisher.

[03:03:44] Can I use the flare underwater?

[03:03:46] Oh, creature egg.

[03:03:48] How do I use the eggs?

[03:03:50] Maybe that's...

[03:03:51] It's probably for later, probably, I don't know.

[03:03:58] Keep pressing escape.

[03:04:01] All right, back out into...

[03:04:03] It's nighttime, I don't like that.

[03:04:05] Um...

[03:04:14] The flash, oh, I need the battery.

[03:04:16] I don't know how to get the glass.

[03:04:19] Quartz. It's fine, dive in. What's that blue stuff? I think that's the brain coral.

[03:04:30] Oh, I can see just fine.

[03:04:35] Oh, pick up the fit.

[03:04:50] What do I do with him?

[03:05:03] I'm scared.

[03:05:05] Guys, I'm not finding more shit.

[03:05:19] Oh, acid mushrooms.

[03:05:20] can take recommended.

[03:05:23] OK, it wants me to eat.

[03:05:25] Take all these mushrooms.

[03:05:38] Oh, I have a tors full.

[03:05:40] Damn, I got to go back.

[03:05:41] OK, well, it's fine.

[03:05:42] I need to eat.

[03:05:43] Uh, vaster signs, stabilizing.

[03:05:50] Nice and full.

[03:05:54] Wait, what do I get the mushrooms for?

[03:06:11] Batteries?

[03:06:12] Oh, now I need copper ore.

[03:06:18] Okay, well, I at least found mushrooms.

[03:06:22] That is good.

[03:06:26] My storage is full?

[03:06:29] Dude, I have way too much shit.

[03:06:32] You can pin the recipe out, sure, sure, sure, sure.

[03:06:35] I need a battery.

[03:06:36] We need a flashlight.

[03:06:42] Now, is there some way I can spot minerals more easy?

[03:06:58] I need copper and glass.

[03:07:03] Whoa!

[03:07:05] Come here.

[03:07:19] And the mushrooms are everywhere.

[03:07:21] It's not going to be hard to get.

[03:07:37] Be on the lookout for rocks, guys.

[03:07:43] Need some rocks.

[03:07:45] I think I just don't know what copper looks like in this game yet, but once I see it once then I'll know.

[03:07:52] I'm not seeing any animals.

[03:08:20] Where you missed a few?

[03:08:22] I don't know what they look like!

[03:08:29] We're gonna go real deep.

[03:08:39] Sandstone.

[03:08:41] My inventory's full.

[03:08:43] Oh no, okay.

[03:08:44] Can we drop some of these in our rooms?

[03:08:47] I dropped the water.

[03:08:48] Oh no, okay.

[03:08:49] I got the water back.

[03:08:50] Uh...

[03:08:53] Okay, silver ore.

[03:08:56] That's good.

[03:09:00] Limestone...

[03:09:03] Wait, did I get copper?

[03:09:06] I got copper!

[03:09:08] Well, we should try to find more.

[03:09:16] Oh my god, I'm deep.

[03:09:20] Well, caves! We need to go into caves. I remember that. Cut. Creep mine with a knife.

[03:09:39] Might have been torus full again. Okay, well let's go back. I can make a battery.

[03:09:49] We can go get rid of some of my materials.

[03:10:00] That'll be good.

[03:10:05] Am I playing this game right?

[03:10:07] What happens if I kill the fish?

[03:10:22] I just want to see what happened.

[03:10:42] All right.

[03:10:47] Let's us make a battery.

[03:10:57] Sick.

[03:10:58] Now, um, we still need glass.

[03:11:02] Quartz glass.

[03:11:04] Um...

[03:11:06] Hmm...

[03:11:10] We need cave sulfur.

[03:11:17] Fiber Mesh!

[03:11:28] Cave Soul for seems like it'd be hard to get.

[03:11:34] Wasn't it?

[03:11:47] Wait, did I just waste a bunch?

[03:11:54] Wait, am I already maxed out?

[03:12:00] It's equipment not consumable?

[03:12:02] Oh, well, um, I mean, I can upgrade them later for the other things, that's not the worst.

[03:12:14] Bro, what is bro my inventory management rotten creep vine sample?

[03:12:25] Okay, I'm gonna get rid of some of the mushrooms

[03:12:31] You can make more storage how

[03:12:35] Oh my fucking god

[03:12:44] Oh my god, wait!

[03:12:57] Well, I think that's the first damage I've taken.

[03:13:08] Waterproof Lock or Small Source Lush that maintains position in the water.

[03:13:12] Wait, that seems good!

[03:13:14] I'll just put it outside, and I'm gonna make two.

[03:13:28] Throw out the two extra tanks, but can I use it to make the high capacity tank once I

[03:13:34] get some glass?

[03:13:37] I gotta find some, uh, what's it called?

[03:13:52] Okay.

[03:13:59] Oh, I'm typing a name.

[03:14:07] I feel like I'm going to lose where everything is.

[03:14:23] You can use them on a crypt for upgrade, so I actually just fully wasted all that titanium.

[03:14:28] Whoopsie!

[03:14:30] What is your problem?

[03:14:39] Oh, course.

[03:14:42] That says that's just glass off the bat.

[03:14:47] Ow.

[03:14:49] Ow.

[03:14:52] How do I dodge that?

[03:14:58] How do I dodge it the other time?

[03:15:11] Coral shell plate.

[03:15:18] That thing scares me.

[03:15:19] I don't know what it is, but it creeps me out.

[03:15:23] Okay.

[03:15:24] Okay.

[03:15:25] Now how do I make glass?

[03:15:29] Oh, it's literally just two quarts.

[03:15:33] Okay.

[03:15:34] Perfect.

[03:15:38] I can make my flashlight.

[03:15:44] What was that?

[03:15:55] Romo, thanks for 14 months.

[03:16:00] Y'all were saying this game was scary.

[03:16:01] I don't think scary's happened yet.

[03:16:24] Oh!

[03:16:26] I want the scanner and the flashlight, right?

[03:16:31] Oh, I need to get my other battery.

[03:17:01] Okay, scanner.

[03:17:07] The scanner can be used to synthesize blueprints from salvage technology into a cold alien biological

[03:17:17] data.

[03:17:20] Self-scan complete.

[03:17:22] Vital signs normal.

[03:17:24] Continuing to monitor.

[03:17:26] Nice.

[03:17:28] Okay, um, so now I still need the cave stuff.

[03:17:46] Cave sulfur.

[03:17:47] Okay, let's find a cave.

[03:17:49] Did I pass sulfur in that one cave I was in?

[03:17:52] I might have tree forager thanks for two months.

[03:18:00] Come here fishy. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come back.

[03:18:10] Oh, the rabbit ray.

[03:18:22] Okay, this looks kind of cave-like.

[03:18:29] Oh, I got another monster egg.

[03:18:38] What does Sulphur look like?

[03:18:46] It's yellow.

[03:18:52] I don't know how helpful- Okay, I'm gonna go back in.

[03:18:58] Is this the cave I went in before?

[03:18:59] It might be.

[03:19:02] Come here!

[03:19:29] Stop moving!

[03:19:30] Oh wait, I see yellow.

[03:19:35] I don't think that's it actually.

[03:19:38] Detecting sulfur deposits in the local cave systems.

[03:19:41] Sulfur is an essential component of a new battery.

[03:19:43] I only have 40 seconds left.

[03:19:49] Do I got to go?

[03:19:49] I got to go.

[03:19:50] I'm scared.

[03:19:52] I'm scared.

[03:19:52] I got to go.

[03:19:58] OK, I'm going to reset and go back.

[03:20:00] What was that?

[03:20:02] Ahhhh!

[03:20:10] Was that it?

[03:20:12] He died and lost some belongings.

[03:20:14] What did I lose?

[03:20:16] I didn't lose any of my tools.

[03:20:22] Fuck.

[03:20:26] Uh, it's okay.

[03:20:28] Man, you know what, I'm mad that I lost my spot though.

[03:20:33] I found a cave that had sulfur for sure.

[03:20:39] Where was it?

[03:20:41] It was near here.

[03:20:46] I remember I went through that.

[03:20:48] Right?

[03:20:49] I went through here.

[03:20:51] The med kit responds to be taken with you.

[03:20:57] I didn't even think about that.

[03:21:02] But I went through here.

[03:21:05] Where did I go?

[03:21:08] Was it here?

[03:21:09] I think it was here.

[03:21:10] Okay, I'm going to reset.

[03:21:13] Oh, that's the hole that I went down.

[03:21:16] Right there.

[03:21:18] Okay.

[03:21:19] All right.

[03:21:20] All right.

[03:21:27] Oh, okay, the copper was in there.

[03:21:47] Okay, I'm just gonna grab whatever else I can.

[03:21:50] I have 72 seconds.

[03:21:55] Nice.

[03:21:57] Should I be able to make the important thing now?

[03:22:01] But I'm just gonna grab whatever else I can.

[03:22:06] No, no!

[03:22:12] Oh, I'm lost. How do I get out?

[03:22:14] Oh, here we go.

[03:22:17] Yay, okay.

[03:22:26] I might have to get more...

[03:22:29] I think I have the roll things in my storage inside the pod.

[03:22:44] The bubbles give you air.

[03:22:45] Oh, really?

[03:22:48] Hmm.

[03:22:49] That's good to know.

[03:22:52] Use that, and then shall eat.

[03:22:55] Oh, 120.

[03:22:56] And I'm going to have to make more food soon.

[03:23:00] How do I do this?

[03:23:00] Cooked food.

[03:23:02] Oh, I have to bring the fish back.

[03:23:06] Water, filtered water.

[03:23:07] Oh, bladder fish.

[03:23:09] OK, so I do have to kill fish.

[03:23:13] Let me go get the, uh...

[03:23:19] I don't know how many I need.

[03:23:27] Repair tool! Yay!

[03:23:38] I thought it was going to take a lot longer to get.

[03:23:43] Woo!

[03:23:50] Yay!

[03:24:06] That's so many hours!

[03:24:13] Status, okay, escape pod.

[03:24:25] Okay well now what?

[03:24:26] I just have to survive until they rescue me?

[03:24:29] Okay well what do I want to make next?

[03:24:33] Oh wait, I just scoop, okay.

[03:24:38] Uh, okay, I don't need these.

[03:24:41] Pathfinder tool.

[03:24:43] Deployers going on with Pathfinder just used to map a way back out of caves.

[03:24:47] Max 20 disks per path.

[03:24:50] Okay, I guess we can work on that.

[03:24:52] Um, emergency flotation device.

[03:25:00] Habitat builder?

[03:25:03] Machines?

[03:25:05] piece pieces, base walls. So I want the habitat builder. Okay, wall. We need a

[03:25:16] computer chip wiring kit, and a battery. Okay, and then I'm also, we also need

[03:25:28] food. Okay, so we just need to bring fish back. Alright, we'll have a lot more shit

[03:25:37] to find. Infinite Snow, thanks for 32 months and Evernow, thanks for the three years.

[03:25:45] Holy shit, okay. I can probably put a lot of this away in my inventory or in my

[03:25:54] storage right what's the best way to kill fish do I just be stabbing them or

[03:26:07] what

[03:26:19] let's grab them okay come here fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy

[03:26:26] come here oh it's so dark come here

[03:26:37] Come here.

[03:26:39] Die!

[03:26:51] Now what?

[03:26:57] I can't pick it up.

[03:27:00] Not that one.

[03:27:02] That's the only unedible fish.

[03:27:05] Are you dead ass?

[03:27:12] Okay, well I just joined that guy.

[03:27:17] Come here.

[03:27:23] Okay, so it looks like most of them I can just grab.

[03:27:25] Okay, so holy shit, we need a lot of stuff.

[03:27:35] I think that caves is pro- oh wait, you know what I should mark?

[03:27:40] Is actually, um, uh, where is it?

[03:27:45] High capacity tank.

[03:27:46] Oh yeah, silver?

[03:27:47] Wait, I think I can make this right now.

[03:27:49] Wait, I should make this right now.

[03:27:51] Okay.

[03:27:52] Any glass, titanium, and silver.

[03:27:56] I definitely have all of those.

[03:28:01] Yeah, I gotta make it now.

[03:28:04] We're going to be eating so good, though, with all these fishies.

[03:28:09] Oh.

[03:28:15] OK, we want silver, titanium, glass.

[03:28:20] Right.

[03:28:21] Oh, two glass. I need more glass, actually. Um, I think I have quartz.

[03:28:35] I need four titanium.

[03:28:45] I hope I have more titanium than the ship, otherwise I could go get more.

[03:28:51] Perfect.

[03:28:56] Okay.

[03:29:01] Glass.

[03:29:06] High capacity tank.

[03:29:11] Okay, how much can I do now?

[03:29:16] Did I...

[03:29:18] and didn't go up.

[03:29:20] Do I have to equip it?

[03:29:24] What do I do?

[03:29:26] Equip it?

[03:29:30] Oh, there we go.

[03:29:32] Okay, okay.

[03:29:34] 135 seconds.

[03:29:36] Wow.

[03:29:38] Not bad.

[03:29:40] Now we can go hunting

[03:29:42] for all this other shit.

[03:29:44] I'm going to cook the fish.

[03:29:50] Cooked peeper?

[03:29:52] The fabricator cooks small organisms while dispersing of the skeletal structure, bodily

[03:29:58] fluids, and internal organs thus rendering them safe for human consumption.

[03:30:04] How do I do water?

[03:30:08] I need a bladder fish.

[03:30:11] Bladder fish, those purple ones.

[03:30:13] Yeah, people have been telling me about the hatch and the floors.

[03:30:19] Keep forgetting.

[03:30:20] Oh, that is kind of easier.

[03:30:24] Oh, purple fish.

[03:30:29] Go in!

[03:30:30] Hurry!

[03:30:31] They're escaping!

[03:30:32] Oh, that's not even the right kind of fish.

[03:30:37] That's okay.

[03:30:40] Brain Coral.

[03:30:50] Why is that all of a sudden he's laughing?

[03:31:07] Oh my gosh, so many eggs.

[03:31:19] I found gold!

[03:31:24] What is that?

[03:31:26] A stalker.

[03:31:28] I'm just getting the creep line.

[03:31:35] Wonka.

[03:31:36] I just want to-

[03:31:37] I just want to scan you!

[03:31:38] I'm sorry!

[03:31:39] I just want to scan you!

[03:31:40] Oh my god.

[03:31:41] Life on this planet grows in unusually distinct and diverse ecological biomes.

[03:31:44] Further study recommended.

[03:31:45] Oh my god.

[03:31:48] Life on this planet grows in unusually distinct and diverse ecological biomes.

[03:31:55] Further study recommended.

[03:31:57] What is this?

[03:31:59] Oh my god, more eggs!

[03:32:01] What do I do with the eggs?

[03:32:11] My inventory is full already.

[03:32:15] Well, I can make one of the things.

[03:32:18] I need copper wire, but I think I can make that.

[03:32:21] Kaiden, thank you for the two months.

[03:32:27] Make more soup.

[03:32:28] Mmm, make soup.

[03:32:30] Beat the beat up, thanks, for three months.

[03:32:34] Hey, guys, watch this through the bottom hatch.

[03:32:41] Uh, copper wire.

[03:32:45] I definitely have copper somewhere.

[03:32:49] Oh my God, these are huge.

[03:32:53] Oh, the food goes bad?

[03:32:57] I didn't know that.

[03:33:04] Okay, let me check my pots for copper.

[03:33:09] Copper ore.

[03:33:12] Perfect.

[03:33:12] More copper ore.

[03:33:17] Banana streaker, thanks for the nine months.

[03:33:19] You can get an aquarium for the eggs.

[03:33:22] Ooh.

[03:33:25] Well, I don't have it yet.

[03:33:31] Okay, what am I making right now?

[03:33:35] The Pathfinder tool.

[03:33:38] Yeah, and I got...stabbit, I guess.

[03:33:41] Yo, Baskford, thanks for the three months.

[03:33:46] Okay, now we can take that off the blueprint thing.

[03:33:55] Perfect.

[03:33:59] Pathfinder tool. My inventory is probably still full of shit.

[03:34:06] Yep, um, pool fish.

[03:34:08] Cratifuses.

[03:34:11] Dude, these eggs are huge!

[03:34:20] I've got no room for these eggs.

[03:34:31] Should I hold onto the eggs?

[03:34:32] Okay, I probably can just get rid of these.

[03:34:35] Okay, let's just find...

[03:34:45] All right, back to exploring.

[03:35:01] I still haven't found a lot of these things.

[03:35:06] AHH!

[03:35:09] Dude, how do I avoid those?

[03:35:14] You fucking piece of shit.

[03:35:16] Let me get, take your sulfur.

[03:35:31] That was a total fucking failure, holy shit.

[03:35:41] No, no, no, no, no, dude.

[03:35:53] Dude, how do I juke them?

[03:36:01] They're so fast!

[03:36:04] Okay, you gotta swim forward, I see now.

[03:36:09] It's fine.

[03:36:10] Okay.

[03:36:11] Okay, how do I um, hmmm, how do I radio?

[03:36:34] walls, wiring kit. I need gold copper wired table coral sample. I just have to hit the

[03:36:46] table because I think I've definitely seen table coral. Bro coffee, thanks for 53 months.

[03:37:04] That's not the kind of coral that I need, but I just hit it, I guess.

[03:37:18] I'm looking for that orange claw.

[03:37:25] Not this, is it?

[03:37:34] No.

[03:37:39] I

[03:37:45] Know

[03:37:50] Another medical kit

[03:38:00] Juke I scan any of us

[03:38:09] This might bring me something.

[03:38:20] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[03:38:29] Okay, I need mushrooms for the battery, but I already have plenty of mushrooms at home.

[03:38:49] So I'm not going to worry about those.

[03:38:53] That's all those red stuff.

[03:39:06] What are those?

[03:39:10] Come here.

[03:39:12] A sand shark?

[03:39:14] Oh.

[03:39:15] What is that?

[03:39:16] Oh

[03:39:21] What is that?

[03:39:27] Bro, let me scan you

[03:39:40] Chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill

[03:39:46] I found some salt, it's the first time I've found that.

[03:40:05] I'm low as hell.

[03:40:09] Oh!

[03:40:14] Sea moth blueprint, don't know what that is.

[03:40:16] Dayboy, thanks for three years.

[03:40:31] It's a submarine.

[03:40:34] I will go look at it in the base.

[03:40:51] Man, I gotta swim real far.

[03:40:57] That was super far away from home.

[03:40:59] I'll figure out how to make med kits.

[03:41:10] Holy shit.

[03:41:24] Where are your boat?

[03:41:26] BLUE UP!

[03:41:34] Oh sure, I do also need those purple fish for water.

[03:41:38] I feel like I- oh wait, there's one, there's one of them.

[03:41:42] Yoinkies.

[03:41:46] Yoinkies. Okay, I have two, that should be good.

[03:41:56] Okay. Oh. She's up. Okay.

[03:42:07] Uh, equipment, spirit food, filtered water.

[03:42:14] Wait, what? Wait, what did you say? What?

[03:42:17] Well, I wasn't paying attention, won't you say?

[03:42:21] All I heard was quantum detonation

[03:42:24] Congratulations survivor. You have exceeded your weekly exercise quotient by five hundred percent

[03:42:31] Data indicates that swimming was your favorite activity

[03:42:34] Be sure to vary your routine for uniform muscle development

[03:42:39] Thank you computer

[03:42:45] Thank you so much

[03:42:51] I will put some of this away.

[03:43:07] I'm still not finding what I need.

[03:43:10] Oh my god, why is the moon so- there's two moons.

[03:43:13] Yeah, we're on a different planet.

[03:43:15] Oh my god, it's so close.

[03:43:19] I'm going to huge.

[03:43:26] Okay, keep your eyes peeled for an orange coral.

[03:43:34] This isn't what I need, right?

[03:43:39] Some Brain Coral.

[03:43:53] Okay, this is actually creepy at night. I don't really like this.

[03:44:01] Oh

[03:44:09] Pretty creepy.

[03:44:33] peaceful now. Red wart. These aren't what I need, right?

[03:44:49] Oh, my bad.

[03:45:01] Reginald!

[03:45:02] Poor cool boy thing for the eight months.

[03:45:10] Why'd the music change?

[03:45:17] Oh, wow, it goes really deep over here.

[03:45:32] I'm gonna go down.

[03:45:38] I feel like I'm going to have to go deep to find the materials that I need.

[03:45:52] My inventory's fucking full already!

[03:45:55] Oh my god, okay well I'm not, I'm just going to have to do a beach of these.

[03:46:00] And I already have plenty of those eggs.

[03:46:18] Can you drop the tank?

[03:46:20] Is this an extra one?

[03:46:22] Oh, standard.

[03:46:24] Oh yeah, I don't need that.

[03:46:25] Okay.

[03:46:26] I thought that was like my equipment.

[03:46:29] Why is this glowing?

[03:46:32] What is that?

[03:46:38] Oh!

[03:46:40] San shark!

[03:46:43] Sammy, thanks for the nine months!

[03:46:45] Aloha, I don't want shoes, but your shorts and clips on YouTube are a good laugh.

[03:46:48] Thanks, I appreciate you, my god bless.

[03:46:50] Thanks, number four, off!

[03:46:52] Thank you, that's very good.

[03:46:54] Oh! Oh!

[03:46:56] Where are those?

[03:46:58] Where are those?

[03:47:00] I'm waiting.

[03:47:02] 30 seconds.

[03:47:20] This big-ass jellyfish?

[03:47:22] Do I have a heel?

[03:47:26] I don't.

[03:47:27] I mean, they're not really, they're just chillin'.

[03:47:32] Hello.

[03:47:33] Hello, friends.

[03:47:36] Are they going to hurt me if I touch them?

[03:47:52] A lot of different coral and stuff.

[03:48:00] I wonder if I can find the kind that I need.

[03:48:06] A barnacle.

[03:48:07] What is that?

[03:48:19] Radiation detected.

[03:48:26] Radiation from what, the ship?

[03:48:37] You died and lost some bl- I think I lost a lot of stuff.

[03:48:44] I lost all my bladder fish.

[03:48:51] The ship has radiation, well fuck.

[03:48:56] Fuck!

[03:48:59] Fuck!

[03:49:05] Yummy fish.

[03:49:08] Delicious.

[03:49:09] I will... I still need to find the orange coral.

[03:49:14] I keep going out the top, so I'm probably pissing people off.

[03:49:18] Oh, a table coral.

[03:49:20] Is that what I need?

[03:49:23] Oh, a table coral!

[03:49:25] Oh, it's purple!

[03:49:27] Well, I just wasted a bunch of time.

[03:49:31] Uh, copper wire and gold.

[03:49:32] Oh, wait, I had gold on me.

[03:49:34] Did I lose it?

[03:49:35] And I lost the gold that I had.

[03:49:39] or let me check am I lost my gold oh no here it is okay nice make some wire

[03:49:53] I can make my computer chip.

[03:49:58] Excellent.

[03:50:05] Computer chip.

[03:50:09] Nice.

[03:50:14] Okay, so now I need two silver.

[03:50:20] I feel like I've found silver.

[03:50:23] Salt.

[03:50:34] I do not have silver.

[03:50:36] Okay, we're gonna go find some silver.

[03:50:45] It's probably just the same like any other rock, right?

[03:50:50] Yes, my first time playing Subnautica.

[03:50:59] It is a rock that is silver.

[03:51:01] Okay, thank you.

[03:51:03] Can I come out of those?

[03:51:09] Am I looking for something different?

[03:51:21] It is in Sandstone.

[03:51:23] I'm going to go down again.

[03:51:27] All right.

[03:51:36] So sandstone just on the sand?

[03:51:42] Or what?

[03:51:45] I don't remember what it looks like.

[03:51:49] I'm scared.

[03:51:51] Oh shit I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

[03:51:59] Cliff side, okay, so maybe like here

[03:52:05] So, sandstone

[03:52:09] What the hell

[03:52:21] Just need two silver.

[03:52:31] Excuse me.

[03:52:41] I'm sorry!

[03:52:42] I'm sorry!

[03:52:43] I'm sorry!

[03:52:44] I'm sorry!

[03:52:45] Stop!

[03:52:46] Stop!

[03:52:47] Stop!

[03:52:48] Stop!

[03:52:49] Oh my god. What the fuck?

[03:52:57] Man, he was chasing me and he got bored though.

[03:53:04] Oh, there goes sandstone. Lead. Fuck, it's not my need. I need silver, brother. Ooh!

[03:53:11] I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[03:53:26] Stop.

[03:53:27] Oh my god.

[03:53:32] Maybe I will look for sandstone somewhere else.

[03:53:41] Maybe I'll just try to kill him next time.

[03:53:45] If I get too low, I'm just going to run.

[03:53:48] Oh, wait.

[03:53:51] God, dude, I need silver.

[03:54:03] Come on, man.

[03:54:05] Silver.

[03:54:06] I'm praying for silver.

[03:54:10] Let's keep adding a wine stone.

[03:54:18] Silver!

[03:54:19] Yeah!

[03:54:20] Okay, one more.

[03:54:22] One more silver.

[03:54:26] Stop!

[03:54:27] Stop!

[03:54:28] Oh my god, he's looking at me.

[03:54:33] Wait, what?

[03:54:36] Wait, what?

[03:54:39] Wait, what?

[03:54:42] What is happening?

[03:54:43] 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

[03:54:54] I think it was already done for, wasn't it?

[03:55:09] AHHHHH!

[03:55:11] STOP!

[03:55:12] I need the radiation suit!

[03:55:17] Oh my god!

[03:55:19] Okay, um, we'll walk on that.

[03:55:24] I think I need the stalker plant, right?

[03:55:38] I saw I could make mesh before.

[03:55:40] I seem to make sure I have the materials for it.

[03:55:44] Oh, I mean, I got lead while I was looking for silver, at least.

[03:55:54] Creepvine Sample.

[03:55:57] I might have some in my pod down here.

[03:56:04] It's Rotten!

[03:56:06] They're Rotten, but I can probably use it anyway, right?

[03:56:12] Yeah, it's fine.

[03:56:17] Jackson, thanks for the 18 months.

[03:56:20] Okay, radiation suit, oh, I need two fiber mesh.

[03:56:27] Okay, I'm gonna have to go make, I'm gonna have to go make, cut more blinds I guess.

[03:56:37] There we go, okay.

[03:56:44] Over here.

[03:56:45] I need two.

[03:56:46] Killer Factor, thanks for three months.

[03:56:56] Perfect.

[03:56:57] Perfect.

[03:56:58] Check the radio.

[03:57:00] Okay, I'll check it when I'm back.

[03:57:05] When I'm back in the pod, that is.

[03:57:10] When I'm back in the pod.

[03:57:14] Persevering re-enforment. Distress all in. Back.

[03:57:18] This is life pod 3, uploading our coordinates.

[03:57:21] We're plugging some holes in our emergency sea glide.

[03:57:24] So if we're late for the rendezvous, don't panic.

[03:57:26] Also, don't go home without us.

[03:57:29] Seriously.

[03:57:30] Three out.

[03:57:32] Signal location uploaded to PDA.

[03:57:40] Oh, I see it.

[03:57:43] Oh!

[03:57:45] Crew ported!

[03:57:46] Okay, well, I'm gonna get the radiation suit first.

[03:57:50] That seems important.

[03:57:51] Grab the heels and start- oh, it's true, you're smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart.

[03:58:04] I got my suit.

[03:58:05] Okay, perfect.

[03:58:06] Radiation suit and radiation helmet.

[03:58:10] No!

[03:58:11] I still need a silver.

[03:58:16] Those guys can wait, right?

[03:58:17] They can wait for me.

[03:58:19] Do I have batteries already? I think I have some batteries outside. I think I can take

[03:58:26] the battery recipe off my screen. They'll be fine. Actually I can probably find my silver

[03:58:37] on the way there, right?

[03:58:42] I'll do both at the same time.

[03:58:46] I'm an efficient hero.

[03:58:56] I'm not done flying Witcher 3.

[03:58:58] I'm going to go back to it.

[03:58:59] It's just Sub-Sunday.

[03:59:01] It's just a special, special thing.

[03:59:07] A floater.

[03:59:10] I'll take one of those.

[03:59:26] Are these things going to attack me?

[03:59:28] scary scary scary so scary

[03:59:50] Any sandstone?

[03:59:55] Come here.

[03:59:57] Come here.

[04:00:20] 30 seconds. Oh shit. I don't need to pay attention. I just need one more silver.

[04:00:40] Maybe down here. What is that?

[04:00:50] Oh, shit!

[04:00:53] Yeah, I got my silver!

[04:00:58] Let's fucking go!

[04:01:00] What is that?

[04:01:02] Oh!

[04:01:03] I'm on fire!

[04:01:05] Help!

[04:01:06] Help!

[04:01:07] Help!

[04:01:08] Help!

[04:01:09] Help!

[04:01:10] Help!

[04:01:11] Help!

[04:01:12] Help!

[04:01:13] Help!

[04:01:14] Help!

[04:01:15] Help!

[04:01:16] Help!

[04:01:17] Help!

[04:01:18] Help!

[04:01:19] I assume I probably need some kind of heat-resistant suit to be able to go there.

[04:01:34] That would make the most sense.

[04:01:39] Why is it dark over here?

[04:01:46] Hello!

[04:01:53] Hello!

[04:02:00] Hello!

[04:02:07] Where'd it go?

[04:02:27] Where'd it go?

[04:02:37] What am I supposed to do here?

[04:02:41] Oh, repair tool, maybe?

[04:02:51] Oh, here we go.

[04:02:55] Integrating new PDA data.

[04:03:01] New blueprint, acquired.

[04:03:07] Maybe that's all I can do.

[04:03:12] Is that it?

[04:03:13] Just want to make sure before I head out.

[04:03:19] Well, I found a new blueprints.

[04:03:27] That is good.

[04:03:37] What, does fucking nothing, okay?

[04:03:46] So fucking creepy at night, holy shit!

[04:03:55] Eyes on head, thanks for the 44 months!

[04:04:11] Can this game be a multiplayer game too?

[04:04:22] You're on the shallow part.

[04:04:25] does the oxygen tank get bigger? Oh, the mod? Oh, okay, okay.

[04:04:32] It's very buggy.

[04:04:34] This seems like it'd be a really good multiplayer game.

[04:04:37] I don't really play, um,

[04:04:39] Friend's Sloth as they call it anymore though, but it seems like it would be a banger.

[04:04:47] Okay, um...

[04:04:49] Resources, wiring kit, battery, two mushrooms.

[04:05:01] Oh boy do I have mushrooms.

[04:05:09] Tool.

[04:05:16] Habitat builder.

[04:05:19] So what is this for?

[04:05:21] I just saved it because y'all told me I should build it.

[04:05:23] It is designed to construct habitats capable of withstanding extreme environmental conditions.

[04:05:30] How safe.

[04:05:34] This is Avery Quinn, training for science.

[04:05:36] Yeah, FBCMap! Thank you for another call!

[04:05:38] Thank you!

[04:05:39] Thank you, Matt! Thank you, thank you, thank you!

[04:05:42] Thank you so much.

[04:05:43] They run low on engine grease and an SOS.

[04:05:46] You often help, they don't take up.

[04:05:48] Aurora, I'm out on the far side of the system.

[04:05:51] It's going to take more than a week to reach your position.

[04:05:54] You still need our assistance.

[04:05:56] Over.

[04:05:56] Yes, please, save us.

[04:05:58] I'll try them again tomorrow.

[04:06:00] Dammit, Sharger's going to have us blowing our credits,

[04:06:02] running errands for Altera.

[04:06:04] See what the long range stands pick up at the mean center.

[04:06:12] Nope.

[04:06:18] Habitat Builder, fabricates habitat parts and appliances for raw materials.

[04:06:28] So how does this work?

[04:06:31] Oh, I see.

[04:06:35] Okay.

[04:06:39] Solar panel.

[04:06:40] Oh, alien containment!

[04:06:44] That's what I need for the eggs, right?

[04:06:47] much so if I'm gonna build a base do I want to build it next to the escape

[04:06:53] pod or like anywhere probably next to the pod right or do you want to make it

[04:07:00] far away so you can like cover more ground anywhere okay

[04:07:08] I'm probably make like the foundation at least well done mark the location oh wait radio

[04:07:25] see yeah speed man thanks for the tier two holy shit can it be I'm free from the shadows

[04:07:36] I just want to say thanks, and past is past.

[04:07:39] Oh, well, welcome back.

[04:07:41] Anyway, I'm a lurk like a voice-in,

[04:07:43] whether I was banned or not,

[04:07:43] also some not-a-cause

[04:07:44] one of my favorite survival story-ish games.

[04:07:47] Yeah, I like it so far.

[04:07:52] Lonetti, thanks for the six months.

[04:08:01] Got another one?

[04:08:06] signal coordinates corrupted approximate transmission origin recorded to date the bank

[04:08:14] Godzilla on crap. Thanks for the prime and mr. Legac y92. Thank you for two years

[04:08:24] I'm gonna make some clean water

[04:08:36] Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. I'm kind of surprised. I didn't think that as many bad people would

[04:08:50] notice they were unbanned. It said that it was going to give the approximate coordinates

[04:09:00] for the new landed place, right? Or did it not?

[04:09:18] I'm gonna build the other one, uh,

[04:09:21] I think on the other side of the ship, just so I can use the ship as like

[04:09:26] the central area so I can find everything easier, I think.

[04:09:36] Check the radio, maybe?

[04:09:38] I-I think I did.

[04:09:48] What's wrong with the other side of the ship?

[04:09:56] Man, that moon is real close.

[04:10:01] Well, now I know something's going to happen, but I'm stubborn, so now I have to see it

[04:10:09] for myself.

[04:10:13] So we're going to go.

[04:10:16] It's field trip time, guys.

[04:10:23] We are going.

[04:10:46] Why is the water turning brown?

[04:10:48] Oh

[04:11:00] You guys are so dumb, bro, what?

[04:11:15] So dumb

[04:11:18] I guess I will not build my second base there, I'm going to swim this way.

[04:11:30] Over here.

[04:11:47] should scan that fish. I feel like that's not gonna happen. I think that's just not

[04:11:56] What's going to happen?

[04:11:59] Oh, thank you for the tan!

[04:12:01] Thank you, oh!

[04:12:04] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[04:12:09] Chacha-o!

[04:12:13] How far away am I?

[04:12:17] Just want a little bit more.

[04:12:19] It's probably good to have space between the bases, right?

[04:12:24] Maybe this is good.

[04:12:26] You think this is good or should I go farther?

[04:12:29] I'm like 400 meters away.

[04:12:34] What do you think?

[04:12:44] Way farther?

[04:12:47] What's underneath is important.

[04:12:49] My god, my god.

[04:12:51] Okay, let me see if I can find like a super deep area to build over.

[04:13:08] I don't know about this area.

[04:13:10] area. In open area. Okay, I'm looking. I'm looking. What about like over here? This looks

[04:13:33] I feel like it's pretty deep over here.

[04:13:41] I can't really tell if this is a... Oh wait!

[04:13:44] There was a little blue over here!

[04:13:52] These guys are here.

[04:13:55] What about here?

[04:13:57] That's fine.

[04:14:03] Do I build it actually underwater or what?

[04:14:16] Stare on the floor, okay.

[04:14:22] Now do I want to be deep on the floor or like over here?

[04:14:27] Deep? Okay. But how deep are we talking?

[04:14:40] I'm up, thank you for the five, thank you! Thanks I'm up.

[04:14:48] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[04:14:53] 700 meters can I even go that deep with my oxygen tank

[04:15:03] Now so I hear you think

[04:15:09] What is that I got to go back up I think

[04:15:15] Be easy on them. Thank you for the prime

[04:15:23] Oh my god, I got so good so far up.

[04:15:28] I got 100 to 150 for the first one.

[04:15:31] Okay.

[04:15:40] Oh, I got back down.

[04:15:53] Ooh, what is this big-ass mushroom that I want to scan in the sky?

[04:16:01] Come here.

[04:16:02] I hope you're not hostile.

[04:16:08] Come here, bud.

[04:16:13] Come here.

[04:16:17] I'm going to build here, I think.

[04:16:39] Why does it say lead?

[04:16:40] Do I need more lead?

[04:16:41] Smaller than me, bold anymore.

[04:16:48] Anymore lead?

[04:16:50] Salt.

[04:16:52] There we go.

[04:16:57] Easy.

[04:16:59] Yell the ha-see-hole, thank you for the sub.

[04:17:02] That's the wrong tool.

[04:17:05] I gotta go.

[04:17:08] gotta go oh god I think I'm fucked oxygen I fucked up I thought I had enough

[04:17:15] time

[04:17:23] you just die you know take health or something dude I don't know where I

[04:17:32] built my base like I don't know how to get back there

[04:17:38] Oh no.

[04:17:40] Aurora, this is Sunday again.

[04:17:42] We just picked up a massive debris-fueling location.

[04:17:44] Oh no.

[04:17:45] I didn't know how bad.

[04:17:47] How many of you?

[04:17:49] I didn't know.

[04:17:51] We're now enroute to your location.

[04:17:53] We're gonna bring you home.

[04:17:55] Sunday night.

[04:17:57] What else can I-

[04:17:59] I don't think we're finding that spot again.

[04:18:01] I thought to bring this big on a rock that small was in the yard.

[04:18:05] Watchtower!

[04:18:06] for the five months.

[04:18:08] It's a bad option right, but so are all the others.

[04:18:15] Okay guys, um...

[04:18:19] One, for keep playing this, two for next game.

[04:18:28] Oh, I should probably make a compass, huh?

[04:18:31] I don't know, that was a thing.

[04:18:36] I feel like I see mostly two.

[04:18:43] Oh, now I see a lot of one.

[04:18:49] I don't know how to say two again.

[04:18:51] Okay, we'll do the next game, but I did like this.

[04:18:55] We can keep it on the wheel, perhaps.

[04:19:10] Next game.

[04:19:15] Hopefully not something that might give me motion sickness.

[04:19:17] My summer car, I think I have to buy this game.

[04:19:33] I have not heard of this one either.

[04:19:36] My summer car.

[04:19:38] Alright, I'm buying it.

[04:19:42] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[04:19:45] All right.

[04:19:48] Here we go.

[04:19:51] Hi, guys.

[04:19:54] All right.

[04:19:57] I'm still on the game.

[04:20:00] It's under a gigabyte.

[04:20:03] Okay.

[04:20:05] Well, Johnny, thank you for coming.

[04:20:08] Thank you for the time. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Johnny. Much appreciated. Thank

[04:20:19] you. Sorry. Thank you kindly. Thank you. Thank you that my desk is a fucking mess. I just

[04:20:27] cleaned it yesterday. That's very horrible again. Man, like I love having a clean environment

[04:20:37] clean room and I like cleaning too but I'm just the kind of person we're like a day or

[04:20:44] two later it's just fucked up again. I'd have to be cleaning like every day. It'd

[04:20:54] be like that I guess screen resolution. Graphics quality shitty. Man what the hell dude it's

[04:21:07] Right in the middle of my two monitors.

[04:21:10] I can't even see chat. It's blocked. Okay, wait.

[04:21:16] Oh, my goodness.

[04:21:19] How do I get full screen? Shift-Enter.

[04:21:22] I'm falling.

[04:21:24] I just have to leave it like this.

[04:21:28] Control-Enter.

[04:21:30] It does not work.

[04:21:32] Is the music too loud for you all?

[04:21:34] Yeah, all 10 turns are working. Oh, wait. It worked.

[04:21:37] Yes, that's the thing for the eight months.

[04:21:39] Yes, I'm stuck here forever.

[04:21:41] Here, stuck here forever.

[04:21:43] Ha ha ha ha ha.

[04:21:44] I'm gonna turn this shit down.

[04:21:49] How's that?

[04:21:51] Is that good?

[04:21:53] Better?

[04:21:56] Or too quiet?

[04:21:57] Or more quiet?

[04:21:58] Good?

[04:21:59] Okay.

[04:22:03] Ooh!

[04:22:05] Ooh!

[04:22:06] I gotta pick the light blue.

[04:22:09] Or maybe the red?

[04:22:11] Oh, the dark blue's kinda nice.

[04:22:12] What do y'all think?

[04:22:15] I like the blue.

[04:22:19] Yeah, the Miko blue, like my Corvette.

[04:22:22] She, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she.

[04:22:26] Okay, I won't go with that.

[04:22:29] What the hell?

[04:22:30] Your picture here.

[04:22:32] Go to images folder and place mugshot.png.

[04:22:42] Probably do that, right?

[04:22:45] What do you want me to- Oh yeah, we can do a Bruce head.

[04:22:49] Um, hold on.

[04:23:07] Okay, so where is it?

[04:23:09] Go to slash images folder.

[04:23:15] Where would that be?

[04:23:22] Is this app data?

[04:23:26] Right click the game and Steam.

[04:23:27] Oh, I forgot that's a thing.

[04:23:29] Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[04:23:35] Right click the game, manage, browse local files.

[04:23:40] Ah, there we go.

[04:23:42] Okay.

[04:23:43] Thank you guys!

[04:23:51] Replace mugshot.png

[04:24:13] I think I'm stupid, okay, now let me try re-launching.

[04:24:21] I think I did it.

[04:24:31] What?

[04:24:32] Where'd I upload it?

[04:24:38] Hello?

[04:24:39] Mugshot?

[04:24:40] What?

[04:24:41] What?

[04:24:42] What?

[04:24:43] What?

[04:24:44] What?

[04:24:45] What?

[04:24:46] What?

[04:24:47] What?

[04:24:48] What?

[04:24:49] What?

[04:24:50] What?

[04:24:51] What did I upload to that? Hello?

[04:24:55] Mugshot.

[04:24:59] It's a PNG.

[04:25:03] Mugshot.png.

[04:25:07] Restart. I did restart the game.

[04:25:11] Hmm.

[04:25:15] Is it too big?

[04:25:19] Is it too big?

[04:25:24] Does it look like it would be too big?

[04:25:27] It looks quite small to me.

[04:25:41] Try the smaller one, and try the...

[04:25:49] I'm shot.png, okay, okay, okay, okay.

[04:26:02] Now it's really tiny.

[04:26:05] If it doesn't work, then I don't know.

[04:26:10] It's really small now.

[04:26:20] B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b!

[04:26:34] Bob didn't work.

[04:26:39] Oh.

[04:26:45] Um...

[04:26:46] Does it make me replace this?

[04:26:50] Okay, give us a... shouldn't it work though?

[04:27:02] Just gonna put your name.

[04:27:08] Oh.

[04:27:10] Hey, Gret.

[04:27:13] Hey, Gret.

[04:27:20] What the fuck is this?

[04:27:31] Yeah, we being bored right now, what is this?

[04:27:43] That's fucking insane.

[04:27:47] Wait, you're actually- that was actually a birth sequence!

[04:27:53] What the fuck, dude!

[04:27:58] Ew!

[04:27:59] That was actually a birth sequence!

[04:28:02] What the fuck, dude! Ewww!

[04:28:13] I don't even know what to say. That's insane.

[04:28:16] That's crazy.

[04:28:18] Egg was bored.

[04:28:25] I'm just speechless.

[04:28:26] Oh my God! A beautiful backseat car, baby! Born in Finland, 1976.

[04:28:40] I like this world building in this lore. That's why the car is so important to us.

[04:28:46] It's why our mother brought us into this world.

[04:28:52] Amazing.

[04:28:53] So like, oh, now loading year 1995.

[04:29:00] Cool.

[04:29:07] There we go.

[04:29:10] I have a dirtiness meter.

[04:29:12] JK Ace, thanks for the 19 months.

[04:29:23] Let me turn my sensitivity down, or I'm gonna throw up everywhere.

[04:29:32] Okay, graphics.

[04:29:35] No head bob please.

[04:29:37] Field of view up.

[04:29:40] Okay, actually the field of view is way too high.

[04:29:46] Holy shit.

[04:29:51] It's fine.

[04:29:56] Elmets.

[04:29:59] Quirremus!

[04:30:02] Oh wow!

[04:30:06] Cool.

[04:30:15] Save and quit to menu.

[04:30:17] Wow, no mirror in the bathroom!

[04:30:20] Do we live like this?

[04:30:21] I guess maybe he doesn't give a shit what he looks like.

[04:30:28] It's kind of gigachat behavior.

[04:30:32] What the fuck is that?

[04:30:33] Is it like a furry head?

[04:30:37] Like it's a bird or something?

[04:30:40] I don't even know.

[04:30:43] I feel so tall.

[04:30:44] This character is tall.

[04:30:46] Oh, the birds are chirping.

[04:30:50] It's a beautiful day outside, it must be.

[04:30:54] Oh shit, is this the car?

[04:30:57] Holy shit, what happened to it?

[04:30:59] OK, the seat's here.

[04:31:01] No!

[04:31:03] The car where my mother birthed me in the back seat!

[04:31:07] How could they let it fall into disrepair like this?

[04:31:13] I can't believe this shit.

[04:31:16] Oh, bike.

[04:31:23] Oh, my God.

[04:31:28] OK, these look like...

[04:31:29] What the fuck is this?

[04:31:34] OK, so I...

[04:31:35] I assume at some point you got the car in the garage,

[04:31:37] and this is so you can work underneath it.

[04:31:41] Kind of creepy, though.

[04:31:44] OK.

[04:31:46] Hearts Catalog.

[04:31:50] Oh, uh...

[04:31:54] I don't know what I need.

[04:31:56] Wait, do I have to actually know how to build a car to play this game? Hubcap.

[04:32:02] Wiring mess. Fuel pump.

[04:32:05] Yeah. Guys, I don't know how to build a car. Oh my god, are you fucking kidding me? I don't know how to build a car.

[04:32:12] Okay, well let me see, dude, learn, then, how!

[04:32:22] Beer case, oh sh- okay, we gotta take the beers to the garage, we need this, this is

[04:32:26] important.

[04:32:27] Okay, let's get, let's get some, there's a toolbox here, flashlight, um, dashboard

[04:32:39] meter.

[04:32:40] Oh my god my beers. No. No. No. Oh it's stuck sideways. No. Dude.

[04:32:58] Oh my fucking god the beer's stuck sideways now.

[04:33:10] Well, I see my thirst.

[04:33:13] Why does it say mortal Monday?

[04:33:18] Mortal implies that I can be not mortal.

[04:33:21] But that would be kind of weird.

[04:33:25] And notepad.

[04:33:26] I might need this.

[04:33:29] Mr. Shadow, thanks for the four months.

[04:33:35] Okay, this is uh, stone.

[04:33:42] The fuck?

[04:33:45] Oh, shit, a food!

[04:33:49] Macaron!

[04:33:51] Pizza?

[04:33:52] Sausage?

[04:33:53] Milk.

[04:33:54] How do I eat anything?

[04:34:01] What the fuck?

[04:34:09] What the fuck?

[04:34:10] We got a shot her?

[04:34:12] Uh, maybe this is like to relax?

[04:34:22] Hmm.

[04:34:23] Well, I'll be honest, guys.

[04:34:34] Like, I don't know what the fuck to do.

[04:34:35] I don't know how to build a car.

[04:34:39] It's like, if I wanted to move this into the garage, how would I do that?

[04:34:49] So there's this.

[04:34:58] You can push it.

[04:34:59] They're wheels.

[04:35:02] Now there are hubcaps here.

[04:35:04] Maybe I gotta find some wheels.

[04:35:10] So now the wheel is scattered around, are they?

[04:35:17] I can click on the knobs, but nothing's happening.

[04:35:46] After driving, I'm clicking, nothing's happening.

[04:35:58] Well, now what?

[04:36:01] That is so fucked.

[04:36:03] It's so fucked.

[04:36:07] Okay, I see there's other houses around.

[04:36:11] guys nothing is happening

[04:36:36] what the fuck is this game dude that's the fuel what what do you what do you

[04:37:06] Again?

[04:37:28] It has no gas. How do you know that?

[04:37:36] Oh my fucking god, okay, there's- what is this game, dude?

[04:38:00] Gotta be some other shit I can get, right?

[04:38:04] This is Finland?

[04:38:06] What is this?

[04:38:10] Oh! For egg!

[04:38:12] I'm egg!

[04:38:17] Guys, nothing is happening when I click.

[04:38:20] Yufakati, thanks for the 10 months!

[04:38:24] F? Oh.

[04:38:34] Ah, my stress is gone. I'm drunk as fuck.

[04:38:44] Oh my god.

[04:38:48] How long am I gonna be drunk now? A wheel!

[04:38:54] Nah, that's way too big of a wheel.

[04:38:56] now you can drive you're right now I can drive

[04:39:13] oh my good work bro how long is this gonna last how long is this going to

[04:39:19] last dude how long

[04:39:26] I'm going to be sick, I'm going to be sick, oh I have the last five to six hours.

[04:39:56] I keep thinking it's about to be over and that is just not.

[04:40:00] Om nom, thanks for 34 months.

[04:40:09] Yeah, guys, I can't build a car.

[04:40:12] And I'm going to throw up if I play this.

[04:40:14] I'm sorry.

[04:40:16] And I couldn't get my stupid EmRuSidEmoat

[04:40:22] on the driver's license.

[04:40:24] Like, what the fuck is that?

[04:40:29] Oh, gosh.

[04:40:30] Well, we'll try again.

[04:40:32] Paint Ming, thanks for 23 months.

[04:40:36] Thank you.

[04:40:38] I don't know why the TTS still isn't working.

[04:40:41] No, I'm not a human.

[04:40:43] I think I've heard of this game, but I haven't played it either.

[04:40:52] Oh, yeah, I've heard of this game.

[04:40:54] Okay, I'm buying it. Why is every indie game on Steam $15?

[04:41:08] Guys, I'm sick now because of the vodka simulator in that last game.

[04:41:15] It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

[04:41:30] This one's going pretty fast.

[04:41:41] This game hard.

[04:41:43] This uh, I'm not a human game.

[04:41:47] No, okay.

[04:41:53] And good.

[04:41:56] I put way too much chili oil in my soy sauce.

[04:42:01] Oh fuck, I'm gonna wipe some of that off.

[04:42:06] Or I will regret it.

[04:42:09] I'll...

[04:42:12] Mm-mm-mm.

[04:42:20] So this one's 23 seconds away for 20 seconds. It helped dizzy us.

[04:42:28] I'm looking at the swarm on my floor.

[04:42:39] Actually, we just got back from our trip.

[04:42:59] What is that billboard?

[04:43:01] Are you tired of staying at home?

[04:43:04] Yeah, yeah, I remember.

[04:43:08] This guy was a cool aesthetic.

[04:43:14] Why is there a body on the beach?

[04:43:15] We went to the beach.

[04:43:16] It was way too hot yesterday, so we took off early.

[04:43:21] Kitchy!

[04:43:22] Oh!

[04:43:23] Those legs.

[04:43:24] Yeah, we're getting her ready for school.

[04:43:33] She doesn't want to go, but what can you do, right?

[04:43:45] Alright, I'll drop by later tonight.

[04:43:51] Okay, talk to you later. Bye.

[04:43:58] Oh!

[04:44:00] Hello?

[04:44:00] Oh, wait, this is cool!

[04:44:07] Hey neighbor, or let me move my camera.

[04:44:14] What's that look?

[04:44:15] That's probably us.

[04:44:17] Well, I'm Temno C, how's life?

[04:44:20] This is the same as it ever was.

[04:44:22] So let me level with you, I can't go for a reason.

[04:44:24] I've been getting a little worried about you.

[04:44:27] Something real bad seems to be headed our way.

[04:44:32] I just got off the phone with my cousin.

[04:44:34] She told me the news is saying something weird is going on with the sun.

[04:44:37] And I thought there's people coming up from underground.

[04:44:41] They're calling the visitors for whatever reason.

[04:44:43] Creepy stuff, huh?

[04:44:45] I sure hope it's not true.

[04:44:50] Let me try the camera here.

[04:44:54] Actually.

[04:44:57] What's happening with the sun? Either it's going to explode or something's going to explode on it. Not totally sure.

[04:45:05] All I know is something's wrong with it. I'm sure you noticed the summer's been the hottest one ever, right? I think we need to prepare ourselves for the worst.

[04:45:15] My cousin told me that being home alone is dangerous. So I came over to make sure you don't end up hurt or worse.

[04:45:22] How are your wife and daughter holding up?

[04:45:26] Don't worry about my family.

[04:45:28] A good friend of mine is staying with us right now and he's looking after them while I'm here.

[04:45:32] How do you know your friend is a human?

[04:45:35] Great, let's continue this conversation in the morning then.

[04:45:39] I'll see you in the kitchen when you wake up.

[04:45:42] See you in the morning.

[04:45:44] Interesting.

[04:45:47] Looks like no one else is coming tonight, so I just go to bed, phone, zero cigarettes.

[04:45:57] Why do I need cigarettes?

[04:45:59] Bathroom, better not go right out, check through the day.

[04:46:03] Storage room, kitchen, office, hall, kombucha.

[04:46:14] Uh, my favorite trick makes you feel good, clears my head, reminds me of better times.

[04:46:22] Check the windows?

[04:46:25] Your neighbor's house stands alone in the hayfield.

[04:46:28] There's no light in the window, looks like his family's asleep.

[04:46:34] Minus one, am I not supposed to use the kombucha?

[04:46:37] Probably one of the ways kombucha v yet more. Oh, okay. I thought it was like infinite uses.

[04:46:44] That's a very suspicious looking cat radio.

[04:46:47] A haul.

[04:46:50] A skinny dog is standing on the footpath that runs to the field. It's looking on mournfully.

[04:47:01] Perhaps trying to find some food. No! Wait, I feel bad. Can we feed the dog?

[04:47:07] Oh my god a few drunkards they sprawled out on the street they're lying on the cold hard

[04:47:17] ground appear to be fast asleep things are good for them right now things are good sure

[04:47:24] Sure, sure. Sure, sure, sure.

[04:47:32] Okay, bud time.

[04:47:35] Oh my god!

[04:47:36] Jump scare!

[04:47:37] Breaking news!

[04:47:39] At 6.28 a.m. today, there was a powerful emission of energy from the Sun.

[04:47:44] This burst of energy was far larger than scientists had predicted.

[04:47:48] As a result, temperatures outside have reached critical levels.

[04:47:52] The government has since declared a state of emergency.

[04:47:56] We ask that viewers refrain from going outside during the day.

[04:47:59] Up next, something lighter!

[04:48:01] No, don't look that way, not anymore.

[04:48:05] Right, what?

[04:48:06] Why- I don't look that way, not anymore.

[04:48:11] I hate sleeping by the nightstand, too many bad memories.

[04:48:17] You see, ballerinas dancing gracefully, crossing the stage in strong but delicate

[04:48:20] leaps despite the elegance the dance evokes anxious thoughts. If only someone could just

[04:48:25] explain what's going on.

[04:48:27] Shit. Roko is live, thanks for 47 months. I'm afraid looking out right now will make

[04:48:36] me go blind. I'd better take a peek at night.

[04:48:39] Oh I can go, I can explore the house now. Toto, pretty much the only toy I've had

[04:48:46] as a kid. Well except for the sticks we used to whack the grass. Don't get why

[04:48:55] it's not on the corner I thought that was the rule. Then again dad never gave

[04:48:59] a damn about rules. What was that? What was that?

[04:49:07] Can we have to check the door?

[04:49:11] Loneliness, nice elation, yay!

[04:49:14] Honestly, I'm better off being alone.

[04:49:21] You can even talk out loud yourself.

[04:49:23] I clicked on a picture of a woman on the wall and it said that.

[04:49:28] One of those magazines where you gotta find a certain person in the crowd must be annoying

[04:49:32] I wish people would just leave me alone already.

[04:49:41] Oh! Oh!

[04:49:44] Damn, so it's true after all.

[04:49:46] Well then, everything I said makes sense.

[04:49:49] Don't go outside during the day, and you have to remember to let other people in.

[04:49:54] Why don't I let strangers into my house?

[04:49:57] I never prefer to keep your distance from people, but you have to.

[04:49:59] My cousin doesn't know for sure why we can't just bunk her down by ourselves.

[04:50:04] But she mentioned that if anyone comes and asks if you're alone, say no and tell them

[04:50:08] someone's in the house with you.

[04:50:10] Why aren't any other people with me?

[04:50:14] People you let inside might bring something useful or share some interesting information.

[04:50:18] Just don't forget to test them for signs of being a visitor.

[04:50:21] You won't have this much energy during the day with the heat.

[04:50:24] So choose you want to test carefully.

[04:50:26] You'll have to take a real close look. It's strenuous draining work

[04:50:29] But don't worry about chatting with people that won't take up any energy. So talk as much as you like

[04:50:34] Be sure to look at your windows tea is great and all but there's no better source of info than your own two eyes

[04:50:40] What we're gonna do or afraid all we can do now is try to survive

[04:50:43] I hope this nightmare ends soon

[04:50:46] Sure, the government will help us somehow. Maybe they'll lead everyone to a shelter or something like that

[04:50:50] If they do stick together with me and my family. All right, that's it for me

[04:50:54] Alright, I almost forgot.

[04:50:57] I'm heading back home tomorrow night.

[04:50:59] Write down my number.

[04:51:00] They just set up the line over there.

[04:51:03] Do I actually have to write this down?

[04:51:05] Do I have to remember?

[04:51:07] 193187.

[04:51:08] We'll keep in touch on the phone.

[04:51:11] Probably?

[04:51:12] Okay, well someone in chat saved it for me.

[04:51:16] Okay, now that's really it.

[04:51:18] Crack a beer and get some sleep.

[04:51:23] By the way, I brought you a case of beer my brother-in-law works at a brewery.

[04:51:26] Knock one back before you hit the sack.

[04:51:28] It'll make you really sleepy.

[04:51:29] If you ever feel like you've had enough conversation for a day, drink a beer and relax.

[04:51:34] Okay.

[04:51:35] He said back then, when I'm gone, you decide if you want to open that box or not.

[04:51:52] been siding for 15 years still can't make up my mind.

[04:51:57] What's in the box?

[04:51:58] When it's to another room, people used to do that to save electricity, to light from

[04:52:13] one room spills into the other, then they sealed it up but only on one side.

[04:52:19] kind of odd. Oh okay, the neighbor's number's up there. Okay, I haven't saved. Okay, well,

[04:52:34] I go back to bed, I guess.

[04:52:39] I almost sleep on full energy.

[04:52:44] Over there.

[04:52:49] How do I drink the- oh, here we go.

[04:52:52] We got pickles, eggs.

[04:52:57] Beer should make me sleepy. I should go to bed.

[04:52:59] Okay.

[04:53:01] Good night.

[04:53:07] Bedtime.

[04:53:12] Oh, something happened before!

[04:53:16] Something happened before!

[04:53:31] Hello?

[04:53:33] Hi!

[04:53:35] Is my daddy here?

[04:53:37] Can you get him for me?

[04:53:39] I was okay before, but I'm really scared now.

[04:53:41] There are a lot of strange people out here tonight.

[04:53:43] Tell me something about your dad.

[04:53:45] I don't know a lot about him.

[04:53:47] Is my daddy after all?

[04:53:49] Oh, I know that he likes to drink a little beer before he goes out.

[04:53:51] He-he.

[04:53:53] When he does go out, he always leaves me yummy lunch.

[04:53:55] I'm not sure if he likes to drink a little beer before he goes out.

[04:53:57] He-he.

[04:53:59] go out he always leaves me yummy lunch and dinner and juice but today I tried some

[04:54:04] of that beer stuff but it was so gross why would anyone drink that one they just

[04:54:08] have juice true oh please don't tell him I did that

[04:54:13] I'm here one piece I don't know everything feels like it's opposite day

[04:54:16] now people stay at home and sleep during the day then go on and do stuff at

[04:54:21] night I'm still scared of the dark but maybe there's nothing to be afraid of

[04:54:25] Or is there?

[04:54:30] I got your dad for you. I want to go home. It's scary out here

[04:54:33] We're gonna play a new game dynamic for me. You have to rule dice

[04:54:36] Then you move stuff around like the armchair of the couch

[04:54:39] You have to build a big pile near the door to win. I'll try to play another time. What?

[04:54:45] Bye wait, what is the dad's there? Oh?

[04:54:49] Oh the dad just left with her I think oh

[04:54:52] Can I come in?

[04:54:54] I was sitting in a shelter at a bar down the road, but they kicked me out just like that

[04:55:00] Why I got another one there found my personality particularly palatable

[04:55:06] But don't I don't mean anyone any harm don't worry and it's life of shitty sometimes, you know

[04:55:11] So what do you say my good man? Can I come in?

[04:55:14] Now a visitor are you like look like one of those monsters? I mean, I don't know what I look like

[04:55:19] No, I'm not a visitor, and you're never going to get a straight fucking answer asking that directly anyway.

[04:55:25] I guess things here won't be any different from the bar.

[04:55:30] Why the kick out your previous shelter?

[04:55:32] Duh, duh, duh.

[04:55:33] I considered saying something rude just now, but thought better of it.

[04:55:37] I told you already, someone there didn't like me. God knows who it was.

[04:55:41] Now that I think about it, maybe it's a good thing they tossed me out.

[04:55:45] They could have eaten me alive back there and no one would have fucking noticed

[04:56:02] He didn't ask okay, so they he warned me or the neighbor warned me if they ask if you're alone don't want them in

[04:56:15] I don't know.

[04:56:20] Come in!

[04:56:23] Thank you, trust in people doesn't amount to a hell of beams these days.

[04:56:28] But I appreciate your trust in me, perhaps I even- well no, I shouldn't promise anything.

[04:56:34] Am I dead?

[04:56:41] Am I dead?

[04:56:44] like silence outside there's no one there even the drunks have decided not to

[04:56:47] go out are they afraid of something

[04:56:57] hello sorry the ball used to late it was just so hot out today and the TV said

[04:57:02] we shouldn't go on the Sun so could you maybe I'll find some space for me

[04:57:06] who are you I'm I lived out near the city the asshole or the TV are pretty

[04:57:10] bad as you can imagine. Heh. Heh heh.

[04:57:14] I actually worked the register at a local store at one point, I mean, I don't anymore.

[04:57:18] Damn, fired me. I've always had bad luck with work.

[04:57:22] I don't think it'll happen. I don't know.

[04:57:24] Will I survive? Who will help me? How much time do I have to look for help?

[04:57:28] I have no idea what's gonna happen. Like, I couldn't even guess.

[04:57:30] Doesn't know the scary, but it terrifies me.

[04:57:37] I don't know! How do you tell if they're good or not?

[04:57:40] Come in!

[04:57:45] Thank you, huh?

[04:57:46] Thanks so much, seriously.

[04:57:47] Now it gets a little longer.

[04:57:48] Thank God.

[04:57:49] Let's just let everyone come hang out.

[04:57:58] Hey, can you help me?

[04:58:12] I'm not from around here.

[04:58:14] How'd you end up here?

[04:58:15] I was heading to the capital, planning a trip.

[04:58:18] But then they closed the borders and now I'm stuck here.

[04:58:22] I'm just passing through really.

[04:58:24] I have to hold the time for sightseeing.

[04:58:26] Yeah, I got that, believe me.

[04:58:27] If I'd known what would happen with the sun, I'd never have come.

[04:58:30] But I'm here now and I can't afford a hotel, please let me stay with you.

[04:58:37] Damn, we're supposed to go. I've already tried every other house.

[04:58:39] Wish I'd never come here.

[04:58:44] No one else is coming tonight.

[04:58:46] Fire rescue guy, thanks for the gift to Rosie.

[04:58:52] Yeah, he was wearing sunglasses at night.

[04:58:56] I'm scared.

[04:58:57] Good afternoon! Here's the news. The sun's activity rises steadily as crime levels

[04:59:06] also reach a new high. According to recent data, the number of murders over the last

[04:59:11] few nights has surpassed average figures. Experts suspect this is related to society's

[04:59:16] ever-growing anxiety surrounding the visitors. And now, over to... just a moment...

[04:59:21] ...that's a dud. Our studios just received an urgent transmission regarding contact

[04:59:25] with the phenomenon we were calling the visitors.

[04:59:28] I witnessed accounts describing them as creatures

[04:59:30] that could imitate the appearance and behavior of humans.

[04:59:33] Avoid contact at all costs.

[04:59:34] In one case, a visitor's able to be identified

[04:59:37] with one tell-tale sign, perfect white teeth.

[04:59:45] Our earlier report seemed to back this up.

[04:59:47] Oh, so this one's the visitor.

[04:59:51] Sources say they encountered an on-house person with perfect white teeth and later turned

[04:59:57] out to be a visitor.

[04:59:58] That's all for now.

[04:59:59] Stay calm and don't leave the house during the day.

[05:00:02] Up next, more weather updates, but first a message from our sponsors.

[05:00:05] Uh-oh.

[05:00:06] Oh, hello, sir!

[05:00:07] Yes?

[05:00:08] Was there something you wanted?

[05:00:09] I need to test you.

[05:00:10] What do you want to check?

[05:00:11] Your teeth.

[05:00:12] No shame.

[05:00:13] you wanted? I need to test you. What do you want to check? Your teeth. Let me show you

[05:00:21] my teeth. Okay, take a look. Take in that odor of sadness and smoke. Those are perfectly

[05:00:28] white, right? Like, yeah, like, they're white over here, but yeah. So he's fine,

[05:00:34] right? Pretty yellow, right? So piss off with your test. I'm not a visitor. I mean,

[05:00:43] could be there could be other signs that I just don't know yet oh it's cucumber

[05:00:49] day so where's the oh I hope this all ends soon what do you want to check well

[05:01:04] you're gonna make a decision based my teeth okay I just have my teeth fixed

[05:01:06] though if I'm honest I can't really remember being at the dentist what was

[05:01:09] I even was I ever even there God. I'm so nervous. I can't even remember if I ate yesterday

[05:01:18] Guys those look perfectly white right?

[05:01:23] That are those perfect white teeth and she doesn't even remember being to the dentist

[05:01:30] So I'm gonna fit the description

[05:01:33] I'm a visitor. Huh? How how I can't be oh my god

[05:01:37] I was chased out of my home, fired from my job, and now I'm gonna get run out of my own head.

[05:01:44] I'm scared of dying. Wait, can you cover my eyes? Do you have some kind of bandage?

[05:01:51] Oh! She was a visitor!

[05:01:54] I just, I had the thought I was like, what if uh, because I mean a person can have perfectly white teeth, right?

[05:02:00] Even though it's rare, but maybe I just got lucky. I don't know.

[05:02:07] All right, it's beer time.

[05:02:12] I think I'm done for today.

[05:02:18] Oh, wait, I'm out of energy anyway, okay, oh, so, okay, I see.

[05:02:26] Gulp.

[05:02:27] You see, your neighbor and his daughter through the window.

[05:02:36] They're playing happily, trying to forget about the ongoing horrors.

[05:02:39] It's only for a moment.

[05:02:43] Um, is my friend still in here?

[05:02:45] They're not going there right now, okay.

[05:02:50] The bodies of the teenagers are lying on the ground?

[05:02:54] Someone killed them?

[05:02:55] If here's what happened recently, the blood cells have dried.

[05:02:59] Did I miss last night?

[05:03:01] What the fuck? What happened?

[05:03:06] A man as pale as death itself is standing on the footpath.

[05:03:12] There are strange folds in his skin.

[05:03:15] It's as though his flesh is the wrong size for his body.

[05:03:18] You can't see his eyes from here, but you can feel his gaze boring into you.

[05:03:22] You suddenly feel a sense of deep fear and prey that the terrifying visitor passes by

[05:03:26] your house.

[05:03:28] Oh my fucking god.

[05:03:32] Hello there, human.

[05:03:37] Suspicious greeting.

[05:03:38] How lucky we are to witness the humanity's final judgment with our own two eyes.

[05:03:43] The earth is being cleansed of sin, the sun is doing its holy work, we are on the path

[05:03:48] to a pure new world.

[05:03:50] Behold, the fucking beams of blessing!

[05:03:53] What?

[05:03:54] Are you still confused, human?

[05:03:58] Here I'll break it down for you in simple terms.

[05:04:00] The sun does not burn and boil us alive without purpose.

[05:04:03] It is cleansing us of our sins.

[05:04:06] Our lust and greed has polluted this world.

[05:04:08] It has angered the sun.

[05:04:11] This is our reckoning!

[05:04:12] And it is a blessing.

[05:04:14] All sin will end, and we shall live as righteous fucking ashes under its gaze.

[05:04:19] So we have to die?

[05:04:21] Quite the contrary.

[05:04:22] Our sins will be purged.

[05:04:24] The sun itself might even cease to be, but we shall live.

[05:04:28] There will be no more death.

[05:04:29] No theft.

[05:04:30] Greedy fucks who refuse to sell me what I want for a fair price. Can you imagine it?

[05:04:35] Do you see now why all this is happening? I mean this guy's got to be human for sure right?

[05:04:42] He's just crazy. Like there's no way they would make this one of the creatures.

[05:04:48] Alright you can come in. You're cool. Very good human. We can keep discussing this in death.

[05:04:54] Come before I forget to ask you on your beer.

[05:04:59] Alright, new friend unlocked.

[05:05:02] Is this guy still here?

[05:05:04] Oh, he's still there!

[05:05:09] Oh, I see your humble abode is the farthest one out here, child.

[05:05:14] I believe it will suit me just fine.

[05:05:18] Suit you for what?

[05:05:20] Lord have mercy.

[05:05:21] I am speaking plainly am I not for hiding away my child. I wish to stay here and since we're speaking on the matter

[05:05:29] Allow me to inquire as to your amenities

[05:05:32] You do have holy icons. I assume I also require complete silence for prior and contemplation

[05:05:40] This is a hotel. Oh, thank heavens. I would have never figured that out. How you not inform me?

[05:05:46] I'm simply trying to find out if your hovel is worthy of my humble self

[05:05:49] I cannot abide and filth or abide filth. Is that so much to ask child?

[05:05:57] Okay, she couldn't tell that this isn't a hotel like that's probably a

[05:06:03] Demon like a bad thing, right? I don't trust this one

[05:06:11] Yeah, oh my god her eyes are going so that's how it is then you turn away a poor old woman in need

[05:06:17] My death will weigh heavy on your soul child. It was sarcasm.

[05:06:24] I still don't like her.

[05:06:26] Our lord will judge you before the gates of heaven. Mark my words.

[05:06:30] She has no teeth.

[05:06:38] You're still there.

[05:06:42] Oh, there. Much better.

[05:06:44] Oh howdy my lovely wife and I are looking for a safe place to weather the storm

[05:06:50] Would you mind if you crashed here for a bit only if it's no trouble of course?

[05:06:54] What if you're trouble?

[05:06:55] Well, I guess we can go and look for shelter somewhere else

[05:06:59] My old lady's exhausted though. She needs a little rest. Can we stay here for just a little while?

[05:07:04] It was not too much to ask I mean

[05:07:07] Can your wife speak for herself? Of course she can honey. Will you say something?

[05:07:12] She's just really tired. I'm sorry

[05:07:14] That's suspicious, but maybe we can all talk together another day if we ever meet again, of course, right darling

[05:07:20] Don't forgive me. I should shouldn't be pushing you like this

[05:07:26] That's suspicious well, I'm really curious about these people

[05:07:33] Should I let it let them in just as just to see what happens I'm really curious about the couple

[05:07:44] Oh, thank you. Why are you standing there? Come on, honey. The nice man's invited and said,

[05:07:49] okay, no, there's something wrong here for sure.

[05:07:52] She's just feeling a bit shy. That's all right, sweetie. We'll get you rested up and back to your normal self soon.

[05:07:59] No one else is coming tonight, okay.

[05:08:08] I'm really curious about the couple.

[05:08:10] Good afternoon! Here's the news. The anomalous heat is continuing to rise and the invasion of the visitors has shown no signs of slowing.

[05:08:19] As such, the government has founded a new organization to address the emerging situation.

[05:08:25] The Federal Emergency Management Agency, abbreviated as FIVA.

[05:08:29] FIVA employees can be identified by their yellow hazmat suits and gas masks.

[05:08:34] merely days since their founding the agency has already discovered a new way

[05:08:39] to identify visitors, dirt's under their fingernails. Specialists say that the

[05:08:45] sign helps identify visitors who have crawled out from under the ground. That's

[05:08:49] all for now, stay calm and don't leave the house during the day. Next up a

[05:08:53] crisis report regarding a pale maniac, but first some ads.

[05:08:59] Yeah Steve, thanks for 29 months.

[05:09:02] I mean, people could just have dirty fingernails, right?

[05:09:07] Well, time to test. Hello, sir.

[05:09:10] You know, I suppose there's something you wanted.

[05:09:12] Things any better here? I don't bother anyone anymore. It's not worth it.

[05:09:15] But when I hear voices on the TV or over here conversations, a light flickers on inside my mind.

[05:09:20] Then I stop myself. It's too much work for no gratification.

[05:09:23] Now I'm done. These nerves of mine are already shot to hell and back.

[05:09:26] Life was dreary enough for all this and now one day I'll hang from the chandelier over the whole baptized world

[05:09:34] What the fuck?

[05:09:36] I want to test the couple if I could find them.

[05:09:42] Oh, hello guys. Come on, baby. Don't pout.

[05:09:48] Why are you guys on the street? Oh, we were on our way to visit my darling wife's mother.

[05:09:52] Realize just in time that we weren't gonna make it on our own and well stumbled upon your place

[05:09:57] Thanks for want to stay by the way

[05:10:00] Okay, bro. Something is not right with these people. They're just going to see the mom when there's the shit going on

[05:10:08] Yes, of course, just please don't throw my darling wife. She's exhausted. Do us your hands

[05:10:12] Yep, I do it all my wife and I keep clean don't we honey?

[05:10:15] The nails do look clean, yep a doodle.

[05:10:25] Honestly even times like these it's mighty weird not to take care of yourself.

[05:10:28] If I get sick who'll keep my honey bun safe?

[05:10:31] Nobody.

[05:10:32] Maybe that's why those visitors are what they are, they don't get sick like us.

[05:10:39] Maybe I should test the teeth.

[05:10:40] I'm very confident that the crazy guy is not a visitor.

[05:10:46] Hello.

[05:10:47] I'm listening.

[05:10:48] Human speak.

[05:10:49] Are you a member of some faith?

[05:10:51] Yes, human, but my faith is nothing like the lowly religions you know.

[05:10:55] I worship the sun itself where she protects and loves us.

[05:11:00] But the imbeciles and sheep will only see it as a threat.

[05:11:03] They think it will incinerate us all.

[05:11:05] Bullshit!

[05:11:06] It's righteous anger is directed so at the seeds of evil and heretics for they are the true sinners

[05:11:12] May those who dissent never find themselves beneath its scorching rays of salvation

[05:11:17] They seek out the flames and are surprised when they find themselves burned

[05:11:21] Seeds of evil you still don't know you haven't come face to face with the aliens

[05:11:29] Very well beamless human. I'll open your eyes to the truth

[05:11:33] The visitors are the seeds of evil.

[05:11:36] They are the descendants of aliens who landed on Earth when the sun was younger and the

[05:11:41] grass greener.

[05:11:43] Damn vessels who made their homes on Earth and inbred for centuries!

[05:11:47] And now they've climbed out from the depths and wished to claim our lands as their own.

[05:11:51] But the sun has decided to protect us, for this is our holy land.

[05:11:55] The sun shows no mercy on the blasphemers.

[05:11:58] Why would they have hid underground all this time otherwise?

[05:12:01] Damn it. Why did you get so drunk that night?

[05:12:05] He didn't need to drink herself into oblivion, the righteous wrath of the Holy Son hit.

[05:12:10] Oh, Holy Son, forgive him his sins, for he knows not what he hath done.

[05:12:14] Take him into your loving embrace, and perhaps also the soul of the Fiscus, which shall remain forever unwoddered.

[05:12:20] Oh, man.

[05:12:24] Yeah, that guy's definitely human.

[05:12:27] Okay, let me check their teeth.

[05:12:31] To protect the ones you love, some of you gotta sink your teeth in the life, ha ha.

[05:12:39] Okay, those are not perfectly white, right?

[05:12:47] You understand how tough things are out there?

[05:12:54] My teeth are perfect, but it is what it is.

[05:12:56] They tease me about them in school too.

[05:12:58] Where are those bullies now?

[05:13:00] They're rotting in some alley, being in death by the same kind of monsters they once were.

[05:13:13] Wow.

[05:13:16] Maybe he's just weird?

[05:13:24] There's a small group of FEMA employees standing by your neighbor's house.

[05:13:28] You wonder what they're talking about.

[05:13:30] Maybe they're taking soil samples, or looking for somewhere to set up a base?

[05:13:35] Wait, are my neighbors, visitors all along?

[05:13:38] There's no way.

[05:13:42] The charred husks of the teenager's body are lying on the ground.

[05:13:46] It looks like they've been there all day.

[05:13:48] Two FEMA employees are standing next to the bodies and writing something down.

[05:13:51] It's a good thing they showed up to take away the corpses.

[05:13:54] You need to think what kind of diseases could spread if the decaying flesh was left to rot out there.

[05:13:59] Oh my god.

[05:14:01] Someone's at the door!

[05:14:05] You see a group of armed soldiers through the window.

[05:14:08] Apparently it's a small squad that was sent here from the city to provide security for FEMA employees.

[05:14:13] Here's some fragments of information about a pale man with a bare torso. Maybe they want to track down that creepy visitor?

[05:14:24] Isn't that him?

[05:14:26] Howdy!

[05:14:28] I don't even...

[05:14:31] Is your door nice and sturdy?

[05:14:33] Never know what might happen to it.

[05:14:35] You understand?

[05:14:37] I've got a God.

[05:14:39] Delicious!

[05:14:40] Despair gives courage to the coward, yes?

[05:14:43] Soooooooooooooooooooooooo...

[05:14:45] You alone?

[05:14:48] I'm not alone.

[05:14:50] It's your lucky day.

[05:14:52] someone whispering inside, but who knows where they'll be in a few days?

[05:14:58] What the fuck? Oh! Hey, hey, hey, what's up? What a night, huh? You feeling pure

[05:15:06] magic? Who the fuck... He's got his hairy chest exposed. He's fucking nuts or

[05:15:14] what? Oh, don't be like that. You just don't get it yet, buddy. No. Brother, my

[05:15:21] mortgages ain't my problem anymore. It's like I can finally breathe, you've got no idea.

[05:15:28] So we're gonna do with all those bucks you've saved. Okay that sounded super sarcastic.

[05:15:33] I'm not a fan of that to be honest. I want you to talk or I see.

[05:15:37] What can I say? You're clearly not happy for me. Whatever, not your loan to pay is it?

[05:15:43] You've got a nice place here after all. Find a house like that, I'd be living the dream,

[05:15:48] that's for sure bro I was I was thinking of that picture when I saw his pose so

[05:15:57] you know let me in or what

[05:16:03] should I let him in what do you guys think I mean I didn't see anything

[05:16:08] weird about him yet I mean everyone in this game is weird

[05:16:12] want him in that's what I'd like to hear let's crack a can or two and

[05:16:16] celebrate you have no idea what a big day this is for me

[05:16:25] oh my god so we meet again I remember things were a bit different last time we

[05:16:33] crossed paths yet we remain alive hmm it's a strange thing I don't know how to

[05:16:38] explain it I'd like to start our conversation with a divination tell my

[05:16:45] fortune by choosing a page in this book. Where should I open it to? Open it at the

[05:16:51] end. It was so long ago. Perhaps it was a dream. Maybe you, I, and the fish only

[05:16:57] exist in the memory of a person who is long gone.

[05:17:03] Maybe no one really exists and it's only raining outside. It feels like

[05:17:09] things might truly fade away so very very soon. What do you think? Do we

[05:17:14] We inhabit the dream of another, or are we the one who dreams?

[05:17:18] It's an interesting line.

[05:17:20] What does it mean?

[05:17:22] I need to think it through carefully.

[05:17:23] Do you have any insights to offer?

[05:17:25] Anyway, I came here to tell you something.

[05:17:29] Events will soon begin to unfold.

[05:17:31] You need to be ready.

[05:17:32] It may sound strange, but the cat must enter.

[05:17:36] I cannot yet explain how, yet I am certain it will help you.

[05:17:40] You can choose what you do with this information, of course.

[05:17:43] Just for me, I think I'll go and have a ponder on the deeper meaning of your divination.

[05:17:48] Uh, okay, so let the cat in according to that guy, but do I trust that guy?

[05:17:55] Okay, alright, let's see what the news has today.

[05:18:02] Good afternoon, here's the news.

[05:18:05] FEMA has taken new measures to address the ongoing visitor invasion.

[05:18:09] As of now, they have organized quarantine zones to detain potentially dangerous suspects.

[05:18:14] FEMA has also identified a new visitor sign after experimenting with those detained.

[05:18:19] Blood red eyes.

[05:18:23] According to reports, FEMA discovered this sign after observing detained visitors.

[05:18:28] Noting that creatures have increased photosensitivity, causing their eyes to become inflamed in red.

[05:18:33] That's all for now. Stay calm and don't leave the house during the day.

[05:18:36] Next number point of view up first award for more sponsors. I'm gonna check the couple again. I

[05:18:43] Don't hold on man

[05:18:47] This guy's mouth is weird it's kind of scary

[05:18:55] I should not have

[05:19:00] What the fuck I

[05:19:02] I should not have been skipping all this dialogue, okay? I'm checking your guys' eyes.

[05:19:12] Show of yours, I'll show you mine. I'm starting a little nervous, but who would it be?

[05:19:15] Big test and it's terrifying, even if you've got nothing to hide.

[05:19:23] Dude, is this guy actually just normal?

[05:19:26] If you live some carefree right now, I need to test you.

[05:19:32] Show me your eyes.

[05:19:33] I've got a dark spot on my iris.

[05:19:35] Take a look.

[05:19:36] Oh, that's cool!

[05:19:37] That's where the small spot of my vision comes a bit, but live long enough you stop

[05:19:43] noticing.

[05:19:44] Um, should I just test him again?

[05:19:49] Is there someone in the closet now?

[05:20:01] I mean this guy's chill, right?

[05:20:05] It smells something on you. Well I drank some of your beer. I wasn't feeling like I was having something to medicaid with a cold one. There's nothing wrong with that.

[05:20:11] It's all just a big fucked up mess. Everyone says they're figuring things out, solving problems, but it's all bullshit. Nothing ever changes.

[05:20:18] You know, my good man, I think we might all just die soon.

[05:20:20] If the sun doesn't kill us, the visitors will.

[05:20:23] And if we beat the visitors, we'll sure as hell bury ourselves alive.

[05:20:26] When a problem is solved, it crates a void, and then we just fucking crate one of our own to fill it.

[05:20:31] Like an endless morbid fascination with collectively shitting our own pants.

[05:20:35] Fuck!

[05:20:35] Go away, I feel sick.

[05:20:38] I'm sorry, dude. What is your-

[05:20:43] What is your problem?

[05:20:44] Show me your fingernails.

[05:20:50] Show regular work-won hands.

[05:20:54] Are they dirty?

[05:20:55] I can't tell.

[05:20:56] I see like black tips at the end, but I'm not sure.

[05:21:04] Seems fine.

[05:21:05] Zoom in.

[05:21:06] 14 years at the factory for what, look at how it all turned out.

[05:21:10] Well, I haven't found anything bad yet.

[05:21:19] Oh no!

[05:21:23] Your neighbor's house, which you just painted white, is now charred blacker than black.

[05:21:31] It seems like the fire is still blazing even now.

[05:21:33] Could someone have burnt it down on purpose?

[05:21:35] What happened to your neighbor's family?

[05:21:38] Is anyone still alive?

[05:21:40] Your thoughts roll in your head and your overcome the feeling of incomprehension and helplessness.

[05:21:45] No, they were so nice.

[05:21:54] The pale, creepy man is standing on the street, smiling.

[05:21:58] He's holding someone's decapitated head in a helmet.

[05:22:01] It's the head of a soldier, his face frozen in a terrified grimace.

[05:22:05] You're not sure what scared him more.

[05:22:07] The pale visitor was an onependent death.

[05:22:16] The entire squad of soldiers that just arrived yesterday is dead.

[05:22:20] Looks like there was a massacre out there.

[05:22:23] Bodies are scattered across the whole street, and one of them is missing its head.

[05:22:27] Did that pale, creepy stranger kill them all?

[05:22:30] Guys!

[05:22:31] This game is scary!

[05:22:32] This is scary!

[05:22:33] This is scary!

[05:22:34] This is scary!

[05:22:35] This is scary! I don't like this!

[05:22:41] Good evening. I'm from FEMA. We're making house calls around your neighborhood, checking in with the residents.

[05:22:48] Are you alone? No, of course not. My squad split up into a few smaller groups so we could cover more ground.

[05:22:54] This shouldn't take much of your time.

[05:22:56] Why are you in protective gear?

[05:22:59] No, but you could buy some if it would help make you feel safer.

[05:23:02] We're still in the process of studying the sun's effect on the environment.

[05:23:05] It's important for us to be careful since we're spending so much time outside.

[05:23:09] So what happens next? I'll take one person.

[05:23:13] We'll run tests to make sure they're okay and determine if it's safe for them to continue living in the area.

[05:23:17] And we'll verify that they're human too, of course.

[05:23:20] Any impact? Is this your house?

[05:23:25] Then no, stay with the other residents. If you need to evacuate, we'll let you know.

[05:23:29] We'll just take one person and be on our way. Have a good night.

[05:23:34] Okay.

[05:23:38] Ah! Fancy letting me in, mate!

[05:23:42] Why are you just walking around in your underwear?

[05:23:45] Ain't it obvious? Hold her in the devil's asshole out here!

[05:23:48] No clue why the rest ain't figured that out.

[05:23:50] Walking around like it's snowing or something, bunch of clowns.

[05:23:53] Me, I've been around.

[05:23:55] First thing I did walking out that gate is peel all that junk off, now I'm breathin' easy.

[05:23:59] Why don't you stay in jail?

[05:24:02] I'd have stayed sure, but you think anyone asked me?

[05:24:05] Clock hit zero, you get out the gate.

[05:24:08] No cash, a lady hitched up with some other clown, and I ain't got a roof to crawl under.

[05:24:12] Anyway, enough jawn, you gonna let me crash you or what?

[05:24:16] Okay smart choice mate. Oh, he doesn't have perfect teeth. That's good

[05:24:34] Oh, oh no hi, let me in what happened um

[05:24:40] My dad they kept killed my daddy

[05:24:44] Why they do that? I don't know! Yo, hybrid Gonzo, thanks for the 43 months! Mark, Mark, doing my little Mark dance. Thank you, Gonzo.

[05:24:55] They were just sitting with Daddy in the kitchen, and then they did something, and then they set the house on fire.

[05:25:01] When I ran away, I could hear them laughing.

[05:25:04] It's your neighbor's daughter, bro.

[05:25:09] I feel like this would be like the most obvious, like, visitor trick.

[05:25:15] Falo!

[05:25:16] Thanks for the eight months.

[05:25:17] Streamer's running a homeless shelter, yeah.

[05:25:20] I'll test her.

[05:25:25] I don't- there's no place for me.

[05:25:26] The naked guy is here.

[05:25:28] But I- I almost sit in that spot.

[05:25:30] That's where dad used to sit.

[05:25:31] I want to see dad.

[05:25:34] Oh, so I have to kick out the guy in his underwear for her.

[05:25:44] Mari, thanks for the one year.

[05:25:45] I mean, if she's real, it's worth it.

[05:25:53] I'm sorry, Speedo guy, I'm sorry.

[05:25:59] Hi!

[05:26:02] You open or not?

[05:26:04] Do you know the bald man? Oh my god. DragonRageResolve, thank you for the prime.

[05:26:11] Well remember the bald guy said, look the cat in? Too many questions. Yes, I know. How will help you?

[05:26:19] Who are you? I dance. Ballet, you can tell.

[05:26:25] Does someone send you here? Don't think so. Why matter?

[05:26:30] Heh. I don't think you're human. So what? Won't see me dance? Maybe I dance. I'm ball arena.

[05:26:38] Well, you decide what we do.

[05:26:45] I should let her in, kill her, and keep the cat, right? Like her teeth are perfect.

[05:26:53] I'm gonna let her in and kill her. Poor dancer freezing cold. So sad.

[05:26:58] Do you not torture Kitty? Kitty hates cold.

[05:27:02] Well, I just let a visitor into the house.

[05:27:06] She's, uh, dead for sure. We're gonna get her.

[05:27:10] Ew, what is that? Visitor?

[05:27:14] Whose face is that? What is that?

[05:27:18] This is oil?

[05:27:22] Oh my god, it is!

[05:27:29] We know a visitor email that's chorm.

[05:27:36] Good afternoon, you're watching the news.

[05:27:39] Due to a sharp increase in suspected visitor sightings, FEMA has announced that it is enacting

[05:27:44] new protection measures.

[05:27:47] immediately a full quarantine will be enforced across all major population

[05:27:51] areas. Travel outside your city or to nearby villages is strictly prohibited.

[05:27:56] Please stay within your designated area. Okay so they're saying you can't travel

[05:28:02] outside the city so people come from now on that are from outside the city.

[05:28:06] They're probably a visitor, right? Is that what that means? Hairless armpits!

[05:28:14] What? Fever reports that the visitors have no visible hair in this area making a useful identification tool.

[05:28:20] The agency is asking citizens to bear with the test and comply with escort to quarantine zones.

[05:28:26] Yo Ram, thank you for the prime! Thank you, welcome!

[05:28:33] Okay, uh, pit check.

[05:28:35] What the fuck?

[05:28:38] Basement!

[05:28:44] Why don't we have a basement now, I'm scared.

[05:28:59] I don't like that.

[05:29:05] These were your tenants, although I've got other fish to fry, call the neighbor's site

[05:29:14] and hope you don't mind.

[05:29:16] They said some guys from the bank showed up asking about my payments, good thing I don't

[05:29:19] live there but still.

[05:29:21] What are those bastards going to come for me even when the sun blows up?

[05:29:24] Can you imagine?

[05:29:25] I swear they'll start resurrecting their debtors next.

[05:29:28] Should they be saving their own asses over there?

[05:29:30] Why bother chasing us?

[05:29:31] Assholes!

[05:29:32] I ain't gonna crash you for a bit, then maybe save my relatives again, the more the merrier, right?

[05:29:37] No seriously, the fucking bastards! It's the end of the world, and here they are for fuck's sake!

[05:29:41] God will be their judge.

[05:29:46] Hello? I want my mommy.

[05:29:49] I don't happen, I don't know.

[05:29:51] They came and started talking, and dad said they were wrong, and then they said...

[05:29:55] Uh, just press for now.

[05:29:58] The girl calls up her father and on stop.

[05:30:00] There's no end in sight to her hysterics.

[05:30:04] Oh, hello, creature.

[05:30:08] Meow.

[05:30:09] At the cat, you reach out and pet the cat.

[05:30:13] Hard to tell if it likes it or not.

[05:30:14] Okay, so the cat's here.

[05:30:16] Where's the ballerina?

[05:30:17] I'm scared.

[05:30:19] Where's the ballerina, guys?

[05:30:24] Where's the ballerina?

[05:30:29] Where's the tall guy?

[05:30:31] Kitty is here, what more do you need?

[05:30:35] Does she kill the tall guy?

[05:30:38] Is he in the trash bags?

[05:30:42] No!

[05:30:43] Yeah, that's a visitor. You're done.

[05:30:55] I'll have to shoot the gun. That's what she wants. Never thought she'd favor big idiots.

[05:31:04] thought no tall guy was the cat worth it they told me to let the cat in meow meow

[05:31:19] meow

[05:31:23] Well, I supposed to do with the cat

[05:31:31] Okay, well I still have to test

[05:31:37] Um, I could test the girl

[05:31:46] What should I test I mean if she's like 12

[05:31:51] Oh, she probably doesn't have hair in her armpits anyway, though, might be like the teeth or the eyes.

[05:31:58] I have her teeth.

[05:32:04] Okay, her teeth aren't perfect. Here they are. What does it mean? Everything okay?

[05:32:09] Um, let's test her eyes.

[05:32:16] Okay, it looks normal. Did you see? I want to drink. No!

[05:32:21] Okay, well, dude, I feel so fucking bad, the tall guy, I killed him.

[05:32:31] Whoa, Josh, for you, thank you for the 20!

[05:32:39] Thanks, Josh, thank you, thank you, thank you!

[05:32:42] Thank you, Josh, thank you, thank you!

[05:32:44] Wait, what is going on out here?

[05:32:46] Thanks, Josh. You're looking at the ruins of your neighbor's house.

[05:32:51] I have to be family-living there until recently.

[05:32:53] Now only a ghostly shell remains.

[05:32:55] A strange feeling overwhelms you as if you knew this was coming.

[05:32:58] As if death was coming to that house so, so very soon.

[05:33:01] I'm on the basement now.

[05:33:09] You see a human skull decorating a stake.

[05:33:11] We're still wearing a helmet.

[05:33:13] The skin has been burnt black and it looks like someone has yanked out its teeth.

[05:33:17] The head must have been out there all day.

[05:33:19] You can't shake the feeling that this grizzly display is a threat, probably left behind

[05:33:23] by that creepy pale visitor.

[05:33:25] I'm scared, I hate, I'm scared to open this one.

[05:33:32] Female officials are inspecting the side of the recent massacre, they're taking

[05:33:35] all the dead soldiers' equipment and weapons to prevent looting.

[05:33:38] You probably didn't expect the pale visitor to survive against a group of armed soldiers.

[05:33:42] Now there are a few more body bags.

[05:33:44] Where'd the cat go?

[05:33:48] Good evening.

[05:33:51] I'm a female. We're running a routine inspection of your neighborhood.

[05:33:54] Don't worry, it won't take long.

[05:33:56] When will you return the person you took?

[05:33:58] Oh wait, did they take the tall guy maybe?

[05:34:01] Or wait, was there someone else that I had here that disappeared?

[05:34:04] Returned.

[05:34:06] Ah, so our team's already been here.

[05:34:08] After screening, there's an- Oh, the couple! Oh, yeah, the couple was gone!

[05:34:13] After screening, there'll be a- There's a mandatory quarantine period.

[05:34:16] They'll be staying with us for a while.

[05:34:18] After that, they'll be sent back from the quarantines, and okay, well, we still know for sure if the couple is human or not.

[05:34:25] Fine, if there's no other way.

[05:34:27] Don't worry, the procedures are demanding, yes, but we allow them time to rest.

[05:34:30] Oh!

[05:34:31] Oh!

[05:34:33] Oh!

[05:34:34] Ha!

[05:34:35] Wait!

[05:34:35] If you're not listening to me, please transfer a suspected visitor to a quarantine zone and

[05:34:39] issue them a mandatory appearance slip.

[05:34:42] So they took him, I guess?

[05:34:45] Let me try my camera bottom left this time.

[05:34:54] So you're still holed up here, I see.

[05:34:58] What did you think of that guy, the one in the suit?

[05:35:01] He's doing his job.

[05:35:04] are rough lately. Just one thing after another, am I right? Maybe the suits will restore order.

[05:35:11] Or should we take matters into our own hands? I mean what I can. And what exactly can you

[05:35:17] do? Can you ward off death? Stop the floods the fires the decay? The only thing you

[05:35:23] can stop is a heartbeat. Soooooooooooooooooooo. You alone? I'm not alone. You're still scrambling

[05:35:31] to survive in this new world are we? Why? Dogs rule the world now and only dogs survive here.

[05:35:39] You understand what I mean, yes? Things will never go back to the way they were.

[05:35:43] Life changed. You're falling out of rhythm. Next time we meet things will be interesting.

[05:35:50] Goodbye! I hate that guy!

[05:35:56] Bald guy! Wonderful! The cat's with you.

[05:35:58] What to do with the one who brought it is for you to decide. Oh, I already killed her, man.

[05:36:06] Why did you ask me to let someone with a cat into my home?

[05:36:09] A powerful entity awaits the cat's approach. It is thanks to she that my eyes reach far, but even I do not see all.

[05:36:17] One thing is yet clear though. Something wicked this way comes. You cannot halt it.

[05:36:22] Perhaps I'll mention on the radio. Will you listen?

[05:36:25] I'm not supposed to do nothing, I already said too much.

[05:36:29] But for two days yonder, testing portends doom.

[05:36:35] Halt your scrutiny until the third sunrise.

[05:36:37] If you can do that, my guidance can continue.

[05:36:39] Wait, so he's saying don't test for two days?

[05:36:51] And then on the third day you can start again.

[05:36:54] I'll bring you peace or at least help you move on.

[05:36:57] I hope to see you soon.

[05:37:00] Oh, so am I supposed to be listening to the radio?

[05:37:04] Three days?

[05:37:06] No, no, he said two, two and then all the third, it's fine.

[05:37:10] So two days, no test, the third,

[05:37:13] it should be okay to test again, right?

[05:37:17] So it's just two, no test, and then third day is okay,

[05:37:19] I think, yeah.

[05:37:21] Oh, okay.

[05:37:22] I was a girl on a poncho with purple hair been by here.

[05:37:26] If you're looking for the brothel, let's off the street.

[05:37:30] Better not talk like that about my daughter!

[05:37:32] Oh my bad!

[05:37:33] I've been searching for her since this whole mess began.

[05:37:35] I have no clue where she is.

[05:37:37] The second I find her, we're leaving this place.

[05:37:39] Where do you want to go?

[05:37:41] Somewhere female can't reach us.

[05:37:42] Far away from here, basically.

[05:37:43] See, they're kind of looking for me because I know too much about them.

[05:37:47] Maybe those bastards took my daughter.

[05:37:49] Maybe not.

[05:37:50] If they did, they won't touch her.

[05:37:51] It's me they want.

[05:37:52] Just let me crash you for a couple of days until FEMA leaves the area.

[05:37:55] Now I'll move on and keep looking for my daughter.

[05:37:56] Here, hell, I'll even tell you everything.

[05:37:59] I know exactly where the visitors came from.

[05:38:01] Okay, come in.

[05:38:02] Thanks.

[05:38:05] I don't like that smile.

[05:38:06] There aren't many people left today who actually hear folks out.

[05:38:10] People like you are the ones who will make it through this nightmare.

[05:38:12] Because you and I were immortal.

[05:38:19] Learn the secrets-

[05:38:19] OH!

[05:38:21] Damn it's boiling out here! Boiling, I tell you!

[05:38:25] In the middle of the night?

[05:38:27] Still feels like I'm stuck in an oven.

[05:38:29] It may be a little cooler, yes, but the air is as thick as...

[05:38:33] as... as...

[05:38:35] Can't breathe!

[05:38:36] You go to the hum... bathroom?

[05:38:38] Yo, Sherlock, thanks for 28 months.

[05:38:41] Yeah, I have one.

[05:38:43] Splendid! One moment more and I fear I'd have melted into a puddle.

[05:38:46] Speaking of, don't suppose you have any ice cream, do you?

[05:38:49] Hmm.

[05:38:49] Listen to your boy. Open the door, I need that tub. I have a hair right from passing out and roasting alive on your fucking doorstep.

[05:39:01] Okay, sure, Splendid, you won't regret this. Once this whole mess is over, I'll see you are at hem set up appropriately.

[05:39:09] Looks like no one else is coming. Okay.

[05:39:11] Okay, so two days, no time.

[05:39:16] Oh, hello kitty, I thought,

[05:39:17] boy, it looks like that fucking baby demon

[05:39:19] from Witcher, Jesus.

[05:39:22] Like, look at this angle.

[05:39:24] Oh my God.

[05:39:32] Emergency broadcast.

[05:39:34] Wildfires are now sweeping across forested regions.

[05:39:38] Experts believe abnormally high solar activity

[05:39:40] to blame. You'll flux code thanks for the four months. While the full scale of

[05:39:44] disaster remains unclear, fire crews from nearby cities have been deployed to

[05:39:48] contain the blaze. Despite the fires, visitors continue to terrorize the

[05:39:52] nation. FEMA has announced a new identifying sign to aid the public in

[05:39:58] their fight against the visitors. Or a film photography. Dark patches appear

[05:40:03] on a captured image is a strong indicator that the subject may be a

[05:40:06] visitor. Stay calm and remain indoors during daylight hours. Up next, I work for more sponsors.

[05:40:13] Okay, um, so do people go in the basement or what?

[05:40:22] The basement fucking scares me. I don't like that at all.

[05:40:26] Hello, little girl. Just making sure no one's dead or anything. Oh, hello guys! I see you're

[05:40:32] both um having a swell time here tall guy I'm sorry bro he was such a doomer he was

[05:40:42] ready to give up oh my god ah cold water now that's more like it hand over a

[05:40:52] FEMA notice what's a FEMA notice is that to have them go be tested by FEMA

[05:40:59] Feeling any better? Yes, yes, much better. Although, you know I'm getting a little peckish.

[05:41:06] Got anything to wet the whistle?

[05:41:15] Splendid isn't like a cold one.

[05:41:17] My favorite here, buy yourself something nice. You get a handful of crumpled bills, useless these days.

[05:41:22] I don't give a shit about your money.

[05:41:24] How rude. Think you're above the system, do you?

[05:41:27] Everyone needs money. The whole damn world runs in it, I tell you.

[05:41:30] Fine, take this then. You receive a kombucha jar. Oh, nice!

[05:41:33] Nobody civilized drink that crap, but someone like you, Hemi, might find use for it.

[05:41:40] That guy's probably human.

[05:41:43] That's the save, right? I should probably just use it now, because I haven't saved in a while.

[05:41:49] The radio.

[05:42:01] Catch a signal, turn the right knob to do this left click and hold on your right.

[05:42:05] What the hell?

[05:42:14] Let's click it on the right down near the cursor left or right if you can't see the

[05:42:31] I'll try to change the wave range. Let's flip over the handies in the middle.

[05:42:44] You all see any work? Wait!

[05:42:47] I don't know where I'm going.

[05:42:52] I thought I saw some for a second.

[05:43:01] Oh, I got it now, okay.

[05:43:31] Okay, um, can we even test these guys?

[05:43:49] Man, I'm just dying for a drink.

[05:43:53] Um, I want to test you, I need you to say that, photo.

[05:43:59] I don't know if we show this to anyone at FEMA.

[05:44:04] That's normal, right?

[05:44:05] It's like dark spots that are bad, right?

[05:44:08] This is normal?

[05:44:13] Wait, you...

[05:44:16] Wait, but I just saved.

[05:44:16] I just saved, I just saved, I just saved, I just saved.

[05:44:18] I just saved.

[05:44:23] Yeah, no tests, I forgot.

[05:44:26] Okay, now it's saving.

[05:44:27] Okay, yeah, two days are saving.

[05:44:32] I forgot.

[05:44:33] Okay, so let's go get a beer and go to sleep.

[05:44:37] I forgot.

[05:44:40] Okay, then one more night after this.

[05:44:49] Okay.

[05:44:52] Oh wait, I fucked up.

[05:45:01] Hold on.

[05:45:08] Frick.

[05:45:11] I'm going to restart it.

[05:45:16] My bad.

[05:45:22] All right, bedtime.

[05:45:42] So now I have to check the radio during the day and at night?

[05:45:45] Oh my god, you see a woman crying over her wounded husband.

[05:45:51] You can't tell if he's alive or dead.

[05:45:53] Tear straight, she drags his heavy body away from the gunfire.

[05:45:57] You're left with a single thought, things will only get worse.

[05:46:10] The path along the field is littered with the bodies of those who tried to run.

[05:46:13] Nearby it stands the man responsible, a FEMA officer.

[05:46:17] He holds a rifle, smokes still drifting from the barrel.

[05:46:19] Oh my god, they're just killing random people?

[05:46:26] Panics people rush to nearby houses. They bang on doors desperate for shelter.

[05:46:30] But it seems like no one is willing to let them in.

[05:46:34] I mean, no one's knocking on my door.

[05:46:39] Oh my god, there's fire!

[05:46:44] Looks like no one else is coming tonight. Okay, well, no one's visiting.

[05:46:48] Edward, thanks for 16 months.

[05:46:51] Thank you.

[05:46:53] Well, I guess I didn't miss much. Okay.

[05:46:55] No testing today either.

[05:46:58] We interrupt this program with breaking news.

[05:47:00] Reports of civil unrest are coming in from a neighboring city.

[05:47:04] Due to unresolved circumstances, FEMA forces have sealed off the area.

[05:47:08] Please remain in your homes.

[05:47:10] Stay where you are and await further instructions.

[05:47:12] And remember, support FEMA and join the fight against the visitors.

[05:47:15] That's the latest for now. Next up, some ads.

[05:47:17] It's up next to Special Report of the Nature of the Visitors.

[05:47:21] Okay, no useful info, I guess.

[05:47:27] I don't know, Kitchie?

[05:47:34] Or it's all that likes it or not.

[05:47:39] anything in the basement.

[05:47:51] Stay away from the outskirts.

[05:48:09] Well, I see we're chillin'.

[05:48:23] Do you look happy today?

[05:48:29] Hello bathtub guy.

[05:48:32] All right, well back to sleep. No testing today talk this shit

[05:48:46] Yeah, I want a root beer so fucking bad

[05:48:51] Fuck I should have ordered one earlier. Oh god someone's already here

[05:49:02] A group of evicted stand by your neighbor's ruined house.

[05:49:09] They are in shock whispering among themselves.

[05:49:12] They likely want to take shelter there.

[05:49:13] But is there any place left to hide from all this?

[05:49:16] Any place in the world?

[05:49:19] Shit.

[05:49:20] On the path stands a man armed with an assault rifle.

[05:49:27] He looks completely insane.

[05:49:29] The jacket is covered toward out teeth, eyes, and who knows what else.

[05:49:33] It's hard to make out from here.

[05:49:34] What if they're trophies?

[05:49:35] What if he kills not for defense, but for sport?

[05:49:39] Whatever the case, you hope you're not his enemy.

[05:49:42] That's terrifying.

[05:49:48] On the pole hangs a man with a sign that reads, you took everything from me.

[05:49:53] Was he robbed or did FEMA take his family?

[05:49:55] mind raises but there's no answer only guesses so I can let people in right it's

[05:50:04] just don't test people right for what the guy said yeah okay hey kid how are

[05:50:12] they's holding up around your neck of the woods I from around here never been

[05:50:15] one to stand one spot too long suspicious that TV said don't travel

[05:50:20] cuz female will kill you but I can't run around like I used to do more age

[05:50:24] These will do that to you, son.

[05:50:27] Why are you traveling?

[05:50:28] See what these visitors are doing?

[05:50:30] House after house, someone dead, someone torn apart.

[05:50:33] They pretend to be one of us,

[05:50:34] then slip inside our homes and all hell breaks loose.

[05:50:37] Barret need to be wiped out every last one.

[05:50:40] He wants to hunt the visitors.

[05:50:42] Are you doing the same thing?

[05:50:44] Now you ain't a fool, kid,

[05:50:45] but hell if I'm gonna just shoot him away.

[05:50:48] Let one go, it'll be right back

[05:50:50] to tear your damn throat out.

[05:50:53] They get a second chance with them crafty bar mints.

[05:50:58] I mean, he seems normal.

[05:51:01] Nothing strikes me as suspicious.

[05:51:05] Should I let him in?

[05:51:14] I knew you weren't soft, you got some backbones, son.

[05:51:17] Well, why come out? Well, what an environment within a mile's place.

[05:51:23] Howdy!

[05:51:25] Y'all home?

[05:51:27] How are you?

[05:51:29] Me and my brood used to live just a couple blocks down from here.

[05:51:33] The yellow fellas gone kicked us all out of the building, but never took us nowhere.

[05:51:39] No shelter, no help. What are we supposed to do? Where are we supposed to go?

[05:51:43] Folks ran every which way after that. I came here trying to survive.

[05:51:47] Why they evict you?

[05:51:49] Why they evict you said our building took a mighty solar hit or some whack-a-dew like that

[05:51:55] Yellow fellas rushed in through folks out of their hini on their hideys grabbed a few of them up to

[05:52:01] Tell others to get like nothing happened

[05:52:05] Come in oh bless your heart

[05:52:07] Just don't go over to friendly them yellows that come knocking the second you do they'll be dragging us both off to God knows where

[05:52:13] Yeah, what is that?

[05:52:16] Is this the...

[05:52:18] Visitor?

[05:52:20] Let me in.

[05:52:22] Yeah, he's creepy.

[05:52:28] Hey.

[05:52:31] Can you let me in, pal?

[05:52:33] What happened to you?

[05:52:35] I got caught in the midday sun while putting out forest fires.

[05:52:38] I'm the only one left for my squad.

[05:52:40] The rest the boss just wouldn't let them leave now. They're on shift eternally

[05:52:45] They're dead

[05:52:47] Aren't you at a hospital hospital there were more hospitals pal and the visitors came the whole point of hospitals went up in smoke

[05:52:54] Hard to get treatment if you can't trust who's treating you. There's no helping me now

[05:52:58] I'd have been better off putting up those fires and dying out there with my buddies. I don't have much time left anyway

[05:53:05] Come in. I think I'll be in here for too long. At least I want to die alone in the dirt

[05:53:10] They gave us this slip of paper at work before I went to put the fires out.

[05:53:14] It's a mandate telling us to report to a FEMA quarantine zone, but why go if everyone who does ends up dead?

[05:53:19] Here I don't need it anyway. You can throw it away or use it for something else.

[05:53:23] I got another FEMA notice.

[05:53:26] Okay, I definitely let in a visitor considering I let every single person in today.

[05:53:31] I can use a FEMA notice on one of them, maybe.

[05:53:33] Smell like someone died tonight.

[05:53:42] No, someone died.

[05:53:46] Good afternoon, this is the news. We bring you an important update. New details have emerged regarding a recent incident that unfolded in the city. It seems one of the city's quarantine zones came under attack from an armed individual.

[05:54:00] The suspect's motive remains unclear at this time, and it's unknown if the attacker had any accomplices.

[05:54:06] Notably, several unverified individuals also escaped the quarantine zone.

[05:54:13] Oh, hello!

[05:54:15] Silence is the harbinger of death.

[05:54:18] Okay.

[05:54:19] A sinister quiet that drains the soul, but worse than the emptiness is the ringing.

[05:54:25] A distant funeral knell rowing ever louder.

[05:54:29] The bell tolls for us all, filling our ears with endless den.

[05:54:34] Filthy thoughts caught in a web of wax.

[05:54:36] An infernal nest where visitors thrive.

[05:54:39] Tangled deep in sticky sustenance.

[05:54:42] Ceremon innu-dans,

[05:54:44] Ceremon innu-dans,

[05:54:46] Ceremon innu-dans.

[05:54:49] Up next, a special report on the temporary suspension of corpse disposal.

[05:54:56] Okay, so someone's dead in my house.

[05:54:58] Oh, okay.

[05:54:59] So that was grumpy as you first thought.

[05:55:05] Seems like it's starting to get used to you.

[05:55:14] I'm not getting anything out.

[05:55:22] That's what I saw, I saw it was there.

[05:55:35] Oh my God!

[05:55:44] So god damn hot.

[05:55:47] How you feeling?

[05:55:48] So there's, seems like it's even worse than I thought.

[05:55:51] Damn it.

[05:55:52] I don't think I'll hold out longer than a week.

[05:55:54] It did ease the pain a little when you let me in,

[05:55:56] though, thank you.

[05:55:58] But now I'm just sitting here

[05:55:59] while the rest of the guys are out there dying.

[05:56:02] I could have stayed with them.

[05:56:03] It's not like I've got anything to lose.

[05:56:04] I'm right on the way out after all.

[05:56:08] I feel bad for him.

[05:56:09] Dude, Bunguy!

[05:56:16] Oh, Darling, please don't let nobody in.

[05:56:20] Dude, it's her.

[05:56:22] It has to be her, right?

[05:56:25] I think it's her.

[05:56:30] It has to be her.

[05:56:32] What, does he want to check, Darling?

[05:56:34] I want to check your ears.

[05:56:36] I'm not here to scratch it like something's crawling around underneath us.

[05:56:41] Okay, yeah. Oh, Dagnabbit, grab it, then kill it.

[05:56:45] Me, run and go nowhere, darling. Go catch that damn roach.

[05:56:48] I hate them critters. Damn thing wriggled right into my ear.

[05:56:53] Go on, honey. Shoot.

[05:56:55] Once mama's gone, my brood will come. They'll come for every last one of y'all.

[05:57:01] Hahahaha! Oh my god, what the fuck was that?

[05:57:04] Man, I'm just dying for a drink.

[05:57:09] Um, I mean, this guy was chilling with the other guy for a while.

[05:57:15] I think he's human, right?

[05:57:17] Why did you say we're immortal?

[05:57:20] Well, you can shoot yourself in the head and see for yourself if you want,

[05:57:23] but I'd recommend against doing that if I were you.

[05:57:26] Of course we're not immortal in the way you're thinking.

[05:57:28] After death, we reincarnate and live again.

[05:57:30] that we die once more, and the cycle of rebirth continues on.

[05:57:34] I know how that sounds, but if you'd seen what I've seen, you'd understand.

[05:57:38] Maybe the visitors were once human, then were born.

[05:57:41] I can't say for sure I don't know how this shit works.

[05:57:44] I'm certain nature keeps plenty of secrets from us, but I'll find my daughter one

[05:57:48] day.

[05:57:49] I'm not sure if I'll do it in this life or the next, but I will, because we

[05:57:52] never truly die.

[05:57:55] Well, um, enjoy the two corpses in the room with you.

[05:58:04] Stay sharp.

[05:58:05] Anyone of us could be a visitor.

[05:58:06] You're a hunter, right?

[05:58:07] Morbler Ranger, kid.

[05:58:08] Live around the wilds.

[05:58:09] No cdjus radio.

[05:58:10] That's how I found out what was going on.

[05:58:12] Besides, I wouldn't let no one cross my threshold.

[05:58:15] No serene.

[05:58:16] My home's my fortress.

[05:58:17] What if one of them were a visitor?

[05:58:18] Sweet talks me and sluts my throat while I sleep.

[05:58:21] Why are you here then?

[05:58:23] How if I'm one of that tall son of a gun to get his hands on me?

[05:58:26] He's the reason I left- I gone left my cabin.

[05:58:28] Hey, I can see him in your eyes. You've seen him too, ain't you son?

[05:58:32] You saw the tall pale visitor too, so I ain't the only one. Yeah, I saw it.

[05:58:36] If you only knew what I'd done been through, kid, just talk about- I'll talk about it just not tonight.

[05:58:41] Bring me a beer tomorrow and you'll hear it all.

[05:58:44] Scary.

[05:58:46] Whoa, Bonnie! Thanks for the raid!

[05:58:48] Hello, Bonnie Raiders! Hi, guys, what's up?

[05:58:52] How is the stream?

[05:58:54] I'm playing this spooky game.

[05:58:57] Very unsettling and creepy.

[05:59:01] Hey, Masa.

[05:59:03] Hello, tough guy.

[05:59:05] Oh, god!

[05:59:07] Can't just scare the shit of me.

[05:59:08] How is the stream, guys?

[05:59:09] What did you do today?

[05:59:12] Am I crazy to say I kind of want to send the little girl for testing?

[05:59:16] Is that fucked up?

[05:59:18] Something about her, I'm like, bro, this would be like

[05:59:21] The most obvious, like, visitor, it-it'd be the little girl that you feel bad for.

[05:59:28] It is fucked up.

[05:59:30] I-I-I just wanna make sure. Like, if I'm sure, what's that?

[05:59:36] Fine, I'll take it.

[05:59:39] Okay. Um...

[05:59:41] I still have two tests I can do.

[05:59:43] I'm not really suspicious of any of these people, though.

[05:59:48] Wait, they get-they get dissected?

[05:59:51] If you send her for testing, she's never coming back.

[05:59:56] Wait, really?

[05:59:59] Wait, I thought it was like a way to, like, you get to know for sure.

[06:00:14] No!

[06:00:15] Wait, can I take it back?

[06:00:19] Oh my god, she's dead.

[06:00:32] She has to be able to- no, I reset the game, I did not.

[06:00:42] Let's do a photo of you.

[06:00:49] Alright.

[06:00:53] Give the girls to the other one to save her.

[06:00:57] Wait, can you do that?

[06:00:58] It'll cancel out or we'll just kill both of them.

[06:01:11] I don't know, dude. Wait, that was a black spot?

[06:01:15] I thought it was supposed to be like a lot of black spots though.

[06:01:24] Amelia turned the FEMA notice to the original owner.

[06:01:27] Eh, I got an achievement.

[06:01:29] Well, I'm gonna test him again.

[06:01:33] I'm just gonna use it on him.

[06:01:35] Let me see your gears.

[06:01:38] I know bugs.

[06:01:41] Well, I fucked up so many times.

[06:01:56] A group evicted by FEMA has settled into your neighbor's ruins.

[06:02:00] Though little remains, the basement seems to be intact.

[06:02:03] A small pocket of safety, but how long can they keep hiding?

[06:02:08] So the basement's safe, huh?

[06:02:09] I mean, I have a basement as well

[06:02:15] Wild dogs roam the street their bodies bear shallow burns hunger wears them then inside your house

[06:02:21] You don't fear them, but now you can't shake the feeling that it's better not to go outside

[06:02:26] They're hunting

[06:02:32] Small groups carrying their belongings gathered nearby they whisper care for not to be heard by FEMA officers

[06:02:37] Looks like they're from the quarantine zones and are moving into former residents' homes.

[06:02:42] Now the hangman looks like a grim welcome sign.

[06:02:45] Hello?

[06:02:47] We require more test subjects from you.

[06:02:53] The sooner we get them the better.

[06:02:56] Bring back the ones you took.

[06:02:58] You're in no position to make demands.

[06:02:59] You've done nothing but try to get in our way.

[06:03:02] And look where that got us.

[06:03:03] We recently had to wipe out a visitor colony.

[06:03:05] A place that used to be my hometown.

[06:03:10] When are you gonna get rid of them?

[06:03:11] If that were that simple, there'd be no need for FEMA.

[06:03:14] Just let us do our job. We have the situation under control.

[06:03:18] Start to hand someone over to you again?

[06:03:20] Yes. But this time we'll need two.

[06:03:23] Doesn't matter who, just hand two of your residents over now.

[06:03:25] Everything will be back to normal soon.

[06:03:28] I'm gonna have only one person left.

[06:03:30] Now I'm done, for fuck's sake, have it your way.

[06:03:33] You enjoying the view behind me?

[06:03:34] That's what happens when stubborn assholes like you get in our way.

[06:03:37] Resist and it will happen again.

[06:03:39] We care about this city.

[06:03:40] Just give us people.

[06:03:43] Oh, they took-

[06:03:43] Wait, okay, they took the little girl and the ghoul guy, okay?

[06:03:49] Well-

[06:03:51] Yes, your house is perfect.

[06:03:55] I can feel it.

[06:03:57] Yes, and it's mine.

[06:03:58] That is correct.

[06:04:00] Death is everywhere.

[06:04:02] Some were burned, some dragged out and executed. Death's taken a liking to you. Yes.

[06:04:10] You look so co- you look like some kind of cultist freak. Perhaps I do. Is that such a bad thing?

[06:04:16] This is my shroud. There'll be no need of it once I die. This way there's no need to find cloth

[06:04:21] to wrap our dead. We don't come in- we don't believe in salvation, not unless it comes from

[06:04:27] death herself. She's already near. We're simply helping her cross the threshold.

[06:04:33] Do you want to come in or something? I need not enter. My mission is only to spread the hollow

[06:04:39] truth that brings everlasting peace. But my brothers require shelter. Death is drawn to this

[06:04:45] place. They will conduct rights for the departed. You simply need to keep them safe.

[06:04:50] Sounds like a tall order. It is a tall order. The road to higher purpose is never one easily

[06:04:57] traveled. Do you not long for peace? A world where no one is burdened to any other? Watch

[06:05:03] over my people and remember, if one of them dies, your house will be reduced to nothing.

[06:05:08] Wait, what? Alas, there is no other way.

[06:05:15] I don't like... What?

[06:05:19] This sounds hard!

[06:05:21] I'll just shoot you all!

[06:05:22] You think we few are all that carry the torch of our faith?

[06:05:26] Others will come.

[06:05:28] While you sleep, they'll douse the walls and gasoline and strike a match.

[06:05:32] Even if you survive the blaze, your house will be gone.

[06:05:35] Where will you run? So perhaps let them stay, yes.

[06:05:38] I doubt it shall take very long.

[06:05:41] Uhh... I'm scared.

[06:05:45] Oh my god, it's the guy with the human teeth necklace.

[06:05:50] Keeping your distance, huh? Good. That improves your odds of survival. Unless you're a visitor.

[06:05:56] Who are you? Someone who's here to clean up the filth? My neighborhoods dealt with? You don't need to know nothing else about me.

[06:06:05] What's with the gear? Is that supposed to make you visitor-proof? Visitor-proof? Oh, you mean this necklace?

[06:06:09] Heh, that's a good term. I'll have to start using that.

[06:06:12] It's a reminder, so I don't forget how many houses and how many towns I've purged.

[06:06:16] I pull a single tooth from each visitor. They're the easiest trophies to take.

[06:06:21] And if one really leaves an impression on me, I might take something else.

[06:06:25] Why are you here? Hold it. You already asked your questions. Now I'll ask mine.

[06:06:30] Anything going on in this neighborhood? Any threats I should keep an eye out for?

[06:06:34] The Pale Moon!

[06:06:36] Um...

[06:06:42] Uh, so FIBA and the visitor...

[06:06:45] I mean, if anyone can kill the naked visitor, maybe it's this guy?

[06:06:48] Just one half-naked.

[06:06:50] So, wasn't wearing any protective armor?

[06:06:52] Interesting, I actually saw him.

[06:06:54] Yeah, I believe he did.

[06:06:55] You don't talk like someone who's in the habit of spreading rumors.

[06:06:58] You've got my attention. I'll be back again.

[06:07:00] Goodbye.

[06:07:04] Oh!

[06:07:05] On and on, 77, thanks for 13 months.

[06:07:09] Oh.

[06:07:10] Oh, hello.

[06:07:11] Oh, here, wait on me for a bit.

[06:07:14] Do you maybe have room for us?

[06:07:17] Are you both sick or just one of you?

[06:07:19] We all suffer from depression to some degree.

[06:07:23] We knew where things were headed even before all this trouble with the sun.

[06:07:27] Having been following the news, it's all been leading up to this, but I don't think the sun's going to actually explode.

[06:07:33] Uh, aren't you tired of carrying her around?

[06:07:38] Please mind what you say.

[06:07:39] Yes, it can be draining, but I can never abandon her if that's what you mean.

[06:07:43] We both left our parents' house together, all we have is each other now.

[06:07:47] Can I let them in, guys?

[06:07:56] I'm suspicious of them.

[06:08:07] They seem nice.

[06:08:08] Okay, let's just keep bringing everyone.

[06:08:11] I think our parents' death's worth in her personal condition, but she's been like this

[06:08:14] for a long time now.

[06:08:16] Maybe she'll be able to snap out of it a little while we're here.

[06:08:21] No one else is coming tonight.

[06:08:22] Okay, bedtime.

[06:08:24] Good night, everyone.

[06:08:28] Honk shoo, honk shoo.

[06:08:30] Smells like someone...

[06:08:33] Someone died.

[06:08:35] Good afternoon, you are watching the news.

[06:08:39] FEMA is currently assisting victims of the quarantine zone attack.

[06:08:43] Due to overcrowding in existing facilities, the agency has made the following decision.

[06:08:48] Evacuated residents will be temporarily housed in buildings on the outskirts of the city.

[06:08:53] Fortunately, local homeowners are cooperating with FIBA and have offered shelter.

[06:08:59] As of this report, only a portion of the escaped individuals has been located.

[06:09:03] Thankfully, a new identifier has been announced by officials earlier today, bleeding gums.

[06:09:09] If an individual showing this condition comes to your door, do not engage.

[06:09:14] Wait for a scheduled FEMA patrol and report the suspect to the relevant authorities.

[06:09:17] And remember, stay where you are and await further instructions.

[06:09:21] latest for now next up a special report on a dangerous new cult I bet that's the

[06:09:25] guy that came to the door yesterday hello kitty

[06:09:31] A lot of people are dying out there.

[06:09:48] Oh, hello.

[06:09:50] I thought it was these...

[06:09:51] Oh, they're separate.

[06:09:54] I just need to gather my strength.

[06:09:55] Only someone will lend me some.

[06:09:58] How's your sister doing?

[06:09:59] I have to help her with a lot of things.

[06:10:01] I was gonna give her a bath yesterday, I couldn't even get her in the tub at home, nothing has changed for her yet, but thanks for asking.

[06:10:06] Depression can make things really complicated.

[06:10:09] I'm afraid that if something happens we need to run, she won't even find it herself to stand up.

[06:10:12] Or that she won't be able to eat anything because she can't find the energy to chew her swallow.

[06:10:17] I'm tired too, I think I'll rest a bit.

[06:10:19] Okay, the fact that they're separate, I bet one of them is a visitor.

[06:10:23] And I bet it's the depressed one, this is the end.

[06:10:27] Do it already.

[06:10:29] Okay, your teeth are fine, you're gonna knock them out?

[06:10:41] What the hell?

[06:10:44] Who are you?

[06:10:48] Lost souls, just like the countless others who walk this blighted earth.

[06:10:52] We yearn for peace.

[06:10:53] Wait, I just, I think that the bathtub guy died.

[06:10:57] No!

[06:10:58] Oh, and we have found the path to her death.

[06:11:01] Why did they tremble before her?

[06:11:03] Is it truly the unknown they fear

[06:11:05] or the lashings of dogma burden to their souls?

[06:11:08] For millennia we clawed at the veil,

[06:11:10] seeking life's meaning.

[06:11:12] And whoa, its answer was laughably simple.

[06:11:14] Yeah, long John Jesus, thanks for the 13 months, thank you.

[06:11:18] Death is our purpose and we are her followers.

[06:11:22] Oh my God.

[06:11:24] You look scared, are you afraid?

[06:11:26] or observe it, homeowner. Unlike my brothers in faith, I still struggle with fear. Doubt

[06:11:33] torments me. What lies beyond life? What does it feel like? Our mentor teaches us it's

[06:11:39] neither heaven nor hell. That it's something else, but I can't seem to grasp it. If even

[06:11:45] he doesn't fully understand death, will we ever truly understand her? What if reaching

[06:11:50] her isn't enough? What if she is truly beyond comprehension entirely? But I dare

[06:11:55] not question our mentor's will, for in his eyes I see confidence in understanding.

[06:12:00] He asks us to embrace faith and steal our resolve to be ready.

[06:12:04] Only then can we cross the rivers of dead and the mountains of bones and reach her...

[06:12:09] death.

[06:12:10] Ugh!

[06:12:11] How long are we going to be staying?

[06:12:16] Why not, homeowner?

[06:12:17] We won't be any trouble.

[06:12:19] We appreciate your hospitality, and we don't wish to anger you.

[06:12:22] You've done so much for us already.

[06:12:24] We'll stay in this room and pray quietly.

[06:12:27] We need some rest.

[06:12:28] Our journey ahead will be long and hard.

[06:12:32] The news said they're dangerous.

[06:12:34] Oh, okay, you're fine.

[06:12:35] Yes, that's how the guy died.

[06:12:38] Stay sharp.

[06:12:39] Anyone of us could be a visitor.

[06:12:41] So what's the story?

[06:12:42] Got me that beer.

[06:12:43] Yes, that'll do, kid.

[06:12:47] Like I said, I was holed up in the cabin, keeping myself to myself.

[06:12:51] Then one day the spell had gone shown up, desperate.

[06:12:54] He starts banging on the door, begging me to let him in, but I ain't got a cuckoo just yet.

[06:12:59] He was pale and shaken up, like he'd seen death itself, no clue I got that deep into

[06:13:03] the woods.

[06:13:04] Didn't look like no hiker I'd seen before, so I told him to beat it.

[06:13:07] He tried to break the window, but I told him I had a rifle, and that set the environment

[06:13:10] running!

[06:13:11] You know, faulty English things for the year.

[06:13:13] Figure that'd be the last I saw of him.

[06:13:16] Showed him in.

[06:13:19] Don't go acting like you're some kind of hero kid, bet you've turned folks

[06:13:22] away too.

[06:13:23] I have... How else would you have made it this far?

[06:13:27] Aye, but that's a story for tomorrow.

[06:13:32] Let me guess, we'll open up those beer involved. You're sharp, I'll give you that kid. I don't speak unless it matters.

[06:13:36] So bring that beer tomorrow and I'll tell you how it ends.

[06:13:40] Okay.

[06:13:44] Tub Guy is dead for sure.

[06:13:47] Wait, but who killed him?

[06:13:53] Oh, wait, but remember the girl said that they used the tub.

[06:14:10] So one of the girls must have killed him.

[06:14:13] Probably her.

[06:14:21] My sister cries a lot, but her eyes are still really similar.

[06:14:23] Not red is what I mean.

[06:14:26] Make sure I cry every tear she can.

[06:14:31] It's one of the sisters.

[06:14:38] I tested this sister's teeth.

[06:14:46] I'm crying out if I feel like there's

[06:14:47] a blanket of change draped over my entire body.

[06:14:50] It's all so very, very heavy, and it's weighing me down.

[06:14:54] I want to take it off.

[06:15:03] Which one should I test?

[06:15:06] I'm gonna test this one.

[06:15:10] I don't buy those Flop-A-Doodle-Ora business.

[06:15:12] Everything we do, everywhere we end up,

[06:15:15] that's by our own choice,

[06:15:15] not any of that hocus pocus applesauce.

[06:15:20] Um, well I think it's black spots are what makes it suspicious, right?

[06:15:30] So how is it?

[06:15:35] It has to be one of them, right?

[06:15:38] Because the bathtub guy died.

[06:15:55] Maybe it's both of them?

[06:16:07] I think I missed my chance to kill them.

[06:16:09] Well, uh, guess we'll figure it out tomorrow.

[06:16:21] An armed visitor hunter holds a group of survivors at gunpoint.

[06:16:27] He probably stumbled on them by chance.

[06:16:29] You hear snips of shouting and a crazed voice yelling.

[06:16:31] Who will survive in this new world, not those guys?

[06:16:37] No.

[06:16:39] FEMA officers stand over the dead dog- they killed the dogs!

[06:16:46] One of them is juggling down on a tablet.

[06:16:48] Can a handful of people stop a horde of starving animals?

[06:16:52] Unlikely.

[06:16:53] Bruh.

[06:16:54] Two FEMA officers stand by a lamppost staring at the hanging man.

[06:17:04] Looks like they've finally gone around to the main attraction of the area.

[06:17:07] They look like clueless detectives, must be wondering how he got up there without a ladder.

[06:17:12] Hello there, dearie, walking all the way here really took it out of me, let me tell you.

[06:17:21] Might I pop in and rest a minute?

[06:17:23] You chose to walk all the way over here specifically?

[06:17:25] No, no, no, I didn't plan to come here, don't be silly.

[06:17:30] Fate has a habit of bringing us together. No meeting is a mistake, dreary.

[06:17:34] Or no meeting is a mistake, dearie.

[06:17:36] Since I'm here, that means my feet brought me here for a reason. My eyes lend on your house with purpose.

[06:17:41] As it was always meant to be, I assume.

[06:17:45] Why'd you stop here?

[06:17:47] Fah! Have you got wigs in those ears, dearie?

[06:17:50] I'm tired of walking. Here I'd have a chance to catch my breath and maybe have a nice natter.

[06:17:55] That's enough for an old lady like me.

[06:17:57] You tell me something and I'll spin you a yarn in return, share and share alike.

[06:18:00] The name of these old bones can rest a while.

[06:18:05] She's suspicious!

[06:18:07] I don't think I should let her in!

[06:18:08] Is she the one for the kitty?

[06:18:11] For the cat?

[06:18:18] Come in!

[06:18:19] Oh, bless my soul. Looks like you've got a gloomy...

[06:18:22] ...chick right there in my chair.

[06:18:27] With bad albums like that, our own thing will get sticky, sticky quickly, Deary.

[06:18:32] Oh, is she talking about the depressed girl?

[06:18:36] I'll rest a moment here, catch my breath and tunnel along, if you don't mind.

[06:18:47] I think I can just kick them out, because I know one of them's probably gone anyway, right?

[06:18:51] Maybe this is good.

[06:18:53] I'll bless you, dearie, shaming at the chase someone off for a little old me.

[06:19:00] Ahhhh!

[06:19:06] You feel that?

[06:19:08] Change is haunting you.

[06:19:10] So am I.

[06:19:12] And now, one of your ilk is deathless.

[06:19:16] All because of a word, one single word.

[06:19:19] But what a word it is.

[06:19:21] You know who I mean, yes?

[06:19:24] No, what?

[06:19:25] Strange things happen around you.

[06:19:28] I don't feel anything. Must be tough.

[06:19:30] Sounds like you need help.

[06:19:32] Why don't we try something new? A gamble of sorts.

[06:19:35] If there are at least two of us inside your house,

[06:19:38] you'll open the door for me.

[06:19:43] Because dogs reside inside their bodies now.

[06:19:48] I don't understand. It's simple.

[06:19:50] try, but first you alone. I'm not alone well well. Even we are a rare sight now,

[06:19:56] let alone you're kind, locked in their walls. Change isn't the worst thing coming

[06:20:02] for you. You don't think I lead the pack to you? There are far greater things

[06:20:06] out there. I simply follow orders. Well then, until we meet again.

[06:20:12] Oh! Bald guy! You're there, yes! The feeling is worse now. Strange. Is it because of all

[06:20:21] the destruction? Fucking yourself? No, no, definitely not. You know, there isn't any

[06:20:27] stronger than us all. But you need not fear it. We are simply unaware. It will come

[06:20:33] to help you if asked, but now something's wrong. Could it be the Mushroom Man? I'd

[06:20:41] I never understand what you're saying, goodness.

[06:20:43] I do not wish to scare you, simply thinking aloud.

[06:20:48] Before I came to you, everything felt so clear.

[06:20:50] Now it's like fog.

[06:20:52] You have a basement, yes?

[06:20:55] Something's there beneath the soil.

[06:20:58] Though I can't quite see what.

[06:21:00] Are you sure?

[06:21:02] I remember it was the right thing to do.

[06:21:05] It had to be done, and you remember jumping won't help you, not yet.

[06:21:10] I need to be alone with my thoughts.

[06:21:12] What?

[06:21:16] I don't like this.

[06:21:18] Ah! Hello, friend.

[06:21:20] Say, um, are you armed?

[06:21:22] Yeah, I'm out of gun.

[06:21:24] Okay.

[06:21:25] Then you can take out any visitors that show up.

[06:21:27] Ah, jeez, don't get me wrong.

[06:21:29] I'm not trying to turn you against anyone.

[06:21:31] It's just, I want-

[06:21:32] I rented some armed lunatic.

[06:21:34] Watch you interrogate a guy.

[06:21:35] Kept asking if he was a visitor.

[06:21:37] Good thing he didn't see me too.

[06:21:38] He might have snapped my neck right there and then you know one day one day. I'll learn to kill, too

[06:21:43] Then I won't be the one living in fear. They will

[06:21:46] Why are you fixated on killing? Oh jeez. Do I sound off to you? I don't mean to come across like some maniac

[06:21:52] It's just back for everything went to hell. I would never heard of fly but now soft people like me just don't last

[06:21:58] I'm scared of what'll happen if I don't learn how to fight back, you know

[06:22:02] That's why I need some figure it out before someone who gets it figured out from so who gets it

[06:22:08] I don't- this guy's weird.

[06:22:10] Go away, I'll jeez you're not letting me in.

[06:22:12] I guess I did sound like a bit of a rock or worse, maybe.

[06:22:14] But I swear I'm not just been on edge lately.

[06:22:16] Sorry, waste of your time.

[06:22:18] I just hope I can learn to kill some days so I can stand up for myself.

[06:22:22] I just got bad vibes, I don't know.

[06:22:24] Oh my god.

[06:22:26] Hey pal.

[06:22:28] Listen, I'm kinda knee deep in shit right now.

[06:22:30] Mind if I sorta lay low here for a bit?

[06:22:32] What happened?

[06:22:34] We're not even starting. I'm a- I'm a cabbie, right?

[06:22:36] right? So I was driving this passenger in then. Well you know how it goes, turns out

[06:22:40] he wasn't who he said he was. Now he's not here and neither is my car.

[06:22:45] Not for your passenger. I ain't exactly paranoid or nothing, but he was a visitor. I kind

[06:22:52] of caught a glimpse in the rear view and saw those billboard white teeth, you know?

[06:22:56] I didn't think twice to show him to FEMA, big mistake. They sort of wanted to haul

[06:22:59] me in along with whatever I brought him. So I bolted, can't even go home now,

[06:23:03] You know, that those sneaky jerks are already waiting for me.

[06:23:11] How did you get away, though?

[06:23:19] And why would a visitor be in the cab?

[06:23:23] Come on in!

[06:23:26] Phew, thanks, pal.

[06:23:28] Just remember, don't trust them fuckers in yellow.

[06:23:30] Blink, and they'll snatch you up.

[06:23:33] Well, I bet someone's gonna die tonight.

[06:23:37] Good night!

[06:23:41] Oh! Oh!

[06:23:44] Someone died.

[06:23:46] What a surprise.

[06:23:48] Good afternoon! Now for the news!

[06:23:51] The situation in the city is gradually stabilizing, but some fugitives still remain at large.

[06:23:56] Meanwhile, corpse disposal operations have resumed, though new challenges have emerged.

[06:24:01] According to the latest reports, pecs of stray dogs are now roaming the streets.

[06:24:05] FEMA has deployed a team to address the threat.

[06:24:08] The agency has also announced a new identifying site of potentially dangerous individuals.

[06:24:12] Skin irritation.

[06:24:15] The investigation into the attack is still ongoing.

[06:24:18] Whether the attack or the attack acted alone still remains unclear.

[06:24:22] However, there's no doubt that FEMA will contain both this and the ongoing visitor threat.

[06:24:27] If you have any questions about recognizing visitors, the FEMA hotline is open on

[06:24:30] 0-0-0-4-5-1

[06:24:32] As always, stay where you are and wait for the instructions. That's the latest for now. Up next report on the unfolding situation in the

[06:24:40] Equatorial belt

[06:24:43] Maybe I should try calling the number

[06:24:47] Hello kitty

[06:24:49] Rewr!

[06:24:55] Uh huh!

[06:24:56] Uh huh!

[06:24:58] Much much!

[06:25:02] Hello, this is the Federal Emergency Management Agency Medical Division.

[06:25:07] We are now able to provide consultation services regarding official visitor screening procedures.

[06:25:12] Please state your question.

[06:25:14] Oh.

[06:25:15] Uh...

[06:25:17] So is this just if you forget, I guess?

[06:25:20] Sure, probably reading of your visitor's stats, please remember to wash your hands before examination.

[06:25:25] Water air will serve as residues to lead to errors or false results.

[06:25:30] So I guess this is just if you, like, forget the details, I think?

[06:25:34] Aw man, I feel bad about Bath Toh. I need to check myself.

[06:25:39] What?!

[06:25:47] Oh my-

[06:25:53] Well, I need to find out who died.

[06:25:56] Well, it's not this guy. Thank God. I think that guy's normal.

[06:26:06] The guy said if any of his cultists died they were gonna burn my house down.

[06:26:17] So, something's buried here apparently, right?

[06:26:31] Oh!

[06:26:36] Oh, it uses all my energy.

[06:26:44] Well, um, whoever the visitor is...

[06:26:51] Oh, it's her for sure.

[06:26:57] Don't be shy, man.

[06:27:00] Go on, ask.

[06:27:05] It's over, and now my nails are going to be dirty.

[06:27:13] what the fuck? am i dead? what is happening? what is this? what is this? did i lose?

[06:27:43] What is happening?

[06:27:54] The whole group is dead, hungry dogs tear at their remains.

[06:27:58] Spent shells are scattered near the bodies.

[06:28:00] The hunter must have killed them and took trophies.

[06:28:02] The madness of this world has gone too far.

[06:28:05] I'm so scared.

[06:28:07] What is going on?

[06:28:11] This pile of firewood into a huge heap.

[06:28:14] Are they planning to burn something?

[06:28:17] Their mad plan will likely reveal itself soon.

[06:28:19] But until then, how many innocent lives will be lost to their cause?

[06:28:24] Kitty?

[06:28:25] Oh, he's alive.

[06:28:27] Thank god, he's alive.

[06:28:34] We need more people.

[06:28:35] Bro, I can't do this anymore!

[06:28:38] I don't know what happened.

[06:28:40] I let an imposter live in my house for too long and I didn't even do anything, I just dug a hole in the basement.

[06:28:46] It's the only way to avoid a catastrophe, oh my god.

[06:28:50] Yo, Muskieexe, thank you for the pride.

[06:28:54] Where are the people you talk?

[06:28:56] Cut the bullshit!

[06:28:57] The world is about to end!

[06:28:59] Keep playing games and we'll take everyone in this house!

[06:29:02] At the fuck is the point of your agency if nothing you're doing is working?

[06:29:05] I'm out of patience, I'm not arguing with you.

[06:29:08] Either we break this door down and clear up this whole damn rat's nest, or we hand over two people right now!

[06:29:14] You're not the first to try and resist us, we deal with them!

[06:29:17] We deal with you too!

[06:29:20] Good, I never want to see you again. The feeling is mutual.

[06:29:22] So you're alone?

[06:29:24] Must be hard for you, for us.

[06:29:26] How do we check a district when there's nobody living in it?

[06:29:28] Alright then, goodbye.

[06:29:30] Am I alone?

[06:29:38] Oh my god, it's over, I'm gonna die.

[06:29:41] It's over, it's over, he's gonna kill me.

[06:29:43] Let us not waste time, how dare my flock.

[06:29:48] They're alive, wait, they're all dead.

[06:29:54] Yeah, you took our only chance from us, goodbye.

[06:29:59] Wait, so everyone in my house died?

[06:30:08] you

[06:30:38] you

[06:31:08] you

[06:31:38] you

[06:32:08] you

[06:32:38] You

[06:33:03] Every last one

[06:33:08] Wow! How many endings are there?

[06:33:20] Eleven?

[06:33:25] Wontra ended only for another to begin, now in the eye of the crowd you're the one to be feared.

[06:33:31] So there's ten more.

[06:33:33] What a game. I like this game. I kind of want to keep playing it. Maybe not today though.

[06:33:47] One more spin. Okay, one more wheel spin perhaps.

[06:33:54] Alright.

[06:33:55] Wow, Code Red, thank you for the 10!

[06:34:02] Thanks, Code Red!

[06:34:03] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[06:34:05] Okay, I already did trick shot simulator.

[06:34:07] I should have removed it.

[06:34:10] My bad.

[06:34:12] Thanks, Code!

[06:34:20] Hotline Miami.

[06:34:22] I need to buy that.

[06:34:39] I am purchasing it.

[06:34:41] Alright. Oh, thank you for the five! Thank you, Ove! Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[06:34:59] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[06:35:01] I think that this should download quickly.

[06:35:08] Meow, meow.

[06:35:11] Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.

[06:35:26] That's what they have done.

[06:35:28] This will probably be the last game of the day today

[06:35:34] I'm gonna need you are today my capture part is still not set up. It's in this PC now though

[06:35:44] You're always going good, but you never tested the kitchen hunter guy

[06:35:48] Wait, was he evil? I trusted him. I thought bro was safe for sure

[06:35:58] He was sus.

[06:36:00] I mean he was asking me for beer and like telling me shit. I guess I I still should have tested though because you never know right?

[06:36:09] I don't know.

[06:36:11] My bad. Kitsune, thanks for six months. All of them were sus. True.

[06:36:23] All right.

[06:36:28] How's the volume?

[06:36:38] Uh, oh wait.

[06:36:40] Why can't I?

[06:36:42] Oh there we go.

[06:36:44] Hold on, sorry.

[06:36:46] Oh Johnny!

[06:36:48] They even followed me!

[06:36:50] Thanks Johnny!

[06:36:52] How's this?

[06:36:54] Are you quiet now?

[06:36:56] It's a bit too loud.

[06:37:03] Oh, you guys can't see it.

[06:37:08] Hold on.

[06:37:12] Why can't you see it?

[06:37:20] Um, hold on.

[06:37:27] There you go.

[06:37:38] I saw a lot of people saying good things about this game in chat, but I have never seen a gameplay of this.

[06:37:45] Let me put something around the top left.

[06:37:47] I'm gonna go piss, too, actually.

[06:37:49] I'll be right back.

[06:37:53] Yeah, Mikey, thanks for the bits.

[06:37:54] Any plans to be a mutagenix again?

[06:37:56] Hope your day's been great.

[06:37:59] Man, it's just hard,

[06:38:00] because there's so many games I wanna play still.

[06:38:03] I started playing a Tomodachi life off-stream.

[06:38:08] It's like, man, it's like I'm playing Witcher

[06:38:11] and there's stuff coming out this week, too,

[06:38:14] that I might play, so it's like, fuck.

[06:38:17] Being a variety gamer is hard.

[06:38:20] There's like a new Diablo expansion I might play.

[06:38:23] Maybe just like for one day in that, um,

[06:38:26] Neverness to Everness, which is a new gosh-to-game

[06:38:28] that I want to try.

[06:38:30] I'll be right back.

[06:38:32] But I won't finish Witcher 2!

[06:39:17] Hello.

[06:39:46] I'm here to tell you how to kill people.

[06:40:00] This game is controlled with your WASTA keys and mouse.

[06:40:04] Press the left mouse button to punch.

[06:40:06] Aim for the face.

[06:40:07] Once you've knocked someone out, you have to finish him.

[06:40:11] To do this, you press space.

[06:40:13] You got it?

[06:40:14] Are you sure?

[06:40:15] left mouse button to punch, space to finish, you do you understand me? Don't mess this up.

[06:40:22] Alright, now you should try killing the next guy. But use the bat in the red room over

[06:40:29] here, okay? Press the right mouse button when next to it to take it. Then you press the

[06:40:35] left mouse button to swing it. Did I get through your thick skull, did it? Right mouse

[06:40:39] to pick up. Left mouse to swing it. Are you even listening? Won't get it to it then.

[06:40:47] Well done, so let's get to the gun, shall we? You go and get the shotgun in the blue room.

[06:40:52] You do it the same way you picked up the bat. Just press the right mouse button. Can you

[06:40:57] handle that? Use the shift button to look for enemies out of the vein, or out of view.

[06:41:02] It's very useful for not getting yourself killed. You can press the scroll wheel

[06:41:07] to lock on to enemies. Just make sure to place your crosshair over them first. Right mouse

[06:41:11] button to grab, shift to look. Left mouse button to shoot, scroll to lock on. I'll go out and

[06:41:16] kill the guy in the yellow room. What is it? Oh. Wait, was it shift to look around?

[06:41:29] And who do we have here?

[06:41:34] Oh, you don't know who you are?

[06:41:37] Maybe we should leave it that way?

[06:41:39] But I know you.

[06:41:41] Look at my face we've met before.

[06:41:44] How do we?

[06:41:46] I don't know you.

[06:41:47] Why are you here?

[06:41:48] You don't guess who I am?

[06:41:50] Do you really want me to reveal who you are?

[06:41:54] No one for themselves means acknowledging one's actions.

[06:42:01] That they square away things to the time and write their interests at once.

[06:42:05] As if they had done some terrible things.

[06:42:08] You'll remember me? I'll give you a clue.

[06:42:12] Does April the 3rd mean anything to you?

[06:42:15] I believe that was the day of our first encounter.

[06:42:18] You look like you might be remembering something.

[06:42:24] Okay, um, it's a problem.

[06:42:37] We have one new message, B. Hi, this is Tim at the Bakery.

[06:42:42] The cookies that you're originally delivered by now, unless your ingredients are included,

[06:42:46] make sure you read them carefully, like cookies from the Bakery.

[06:42:53] Target is a briefcase discretion is of essence leave target at point f32 inside the dumpster

[06:43:01] Failure is not an option we'll be watching you

[06:43:05] You woke up my grandma, sorry dude

[06:43:08] I remember I said sorry

[06:43:20] How's that? Too quiet now?

[06:43:23] Oh, it's better.

[06:43:30] If you can shoot through some walls, Richard.

[06:43:39] Oh, wait, am I Richard?

[06:43:43] We're called Metro Station.

[06:43:47] Oh, shit.

[06:43:52] I'm finishing. I'm good.

[06:43:59] Stage clear. It's easy.

[06:44:07] Oh.

[06:44:15] What?

[06:44:17] Okay.

[06:44:18] Well, a Paragon!

[06:44:24] Thanks for the 10 gifted!

[06:44:32] Thanks Paragon and SFColo.

[06:44:34] Thank you for 11 months.

[06:44:38] Hello.

[06:44:39] Okay, I got the briefcase.

[06:44:42] Okay, I got the briefcase.

[06:44:49] Go to the car!

[06:44:54] Zonus, thanks for 14 months!

[06:44:57] Go, go, go.

[06:44:59] Why can't I...

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[06:47:42] You

[06:48:12] oh shit I didn't see that guy what is wrong with me bro

[06:48:42] This gun's way better.

[06:48:50] Let's go!

[06:48:51] I got the better gun.

[06:48:55] Yeehaw!

[06:48:58] Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[06:49:04] I didn't build this place.

[06:49:06] Maybe it's like speed?

[06:49:08] It's going to rain, I don't know.

[06:49:12] Pete, it's okay, I'm moving up.

[06:49:15] That's better new mask, Tony!

[06:49:19] Oh, pizza, really? Hello.

[06:49:23] Hi there, welcome.

[06:49:25] You don't need to order, your pizza's already done.

[06:49:27] Got a feeling you're on your way here.

[06:49:30] Well, let's just leave it at that for now, shall we?

[06:49:33] Don't worry about paying, it's on the house.

[06:49:35] Man, I get a lot of free stuff when this guy's around.

[06:49:37] Yay, free pizza!

[06:49:42] Yay!

[06:49:50] Phone call, you have one new message.

[06:49:53] This is Thomas from the Methodome Clinic.

[06:49:58] We've scheduled a short meeting for you tonight.

[06:50:01] We're at Northwest 184th Street, apartment 105, don't worry.

[06:50:06] We know discretion is unimportant to our clients, like, another draw.

[06:50:13] She brought me the wrong way.

[06:50:30] Toe-ee-fist-sof-fury.

[06:50:31] I'm gonna try toe-ee-fist-sof-fury.

[06:50:32] How do I zoom out again, what's the button?

[06:50:49] Oh my god.

[06:50:51] I swear I keep doing that.

[06:50:55] Okay, he doesn't have a gun now.

[06:51:06] Oh my god.

[06:51:07] Left shift and new mouse to the border.

[06:51:21] Okay, gotcha, bitch.

[06:51:23] Hey, I did it.

[06:51:40] What? Was I out of bullets?

[06:51:45] Oh, I'm out of bullets, fuck.

[06:51:47] Okay.

[06:51:51] You're dead.

[06:52:00] That guy has a gun.

[06:52:01] Okay, well, he doesn't see me.

[06:52:06] Oh shit, I dropped my gun.

[06:52:11] I dropped my gun.

[06:52:12] I dropped my gun.

[06:52:13] Ah!

[06:52:44] Dude.

[06:53:14] HA! HA!

[06:53:16] Oh my fucking god.

[06:53:44] Can I pick this up?

[06:53:51] No.

[06:53:56] There's more guys down there.

[06:54:06] Dude.

[06:54:10] Dude!

[06:54:31] I'm just- The lock-in is awkward for me.

[06:55:10] okay I'm fine I think

[06:55:18] I did it that should not have been that difficult I fucking stuck get to the car

[06:55:27] all right we're out of here we're gonna be a C minus for that for sure

[06:55:38] Where did I get?

[06:55:45] C plus!

[06:55:47] Oh my god, no!

[06:55:50] Aubrey, I got the pig mask!

[06:55:53] New weapon!

[06:55:55] The Samurai Sword!

[06:55:57] So cool!

[06:56:02] Hey dude, good to see you again!

[06:56:04] Did you hear about the massacre the other night?

[06:56:07] A bunch of ruskies I heard.

[06:56:09] Melalooze, if you ask me.

[06:56:11] They say Samaniac wearing a rubber mask did it.

[06:56:14] Sounds like a scene straight from a slasher flight, huh?

[06:56:17] Oh yeah, I have the perfect film for you.

[06:56:19] The one on the desk, take it. It's on the house.

[06:56:22] Enjoy yourself, dude.

[06:56:25] Thank you, man.

[06:56:27] Too much free stuff.

[06:56:30] Yeah, who did that?

[06:56:37] Hi, it's me, Kate, from Hotline Miami's dating service.

[06:56:42] We have set up a date for you this evening.

[06:56:46] I shall be waiting for you at Southwest 53rd Place.

[06:56:50] As usual, make sure you wear something fancy.

[06:56:53] A date? Real? A real date? For me?

[06:57:07] More guns, I'ma take the pig.

[06:57:26] I fucked up.

[06:57:56] It's like a real game.

[06:58:03] Oh that guy didn't even come in.

[06:58:05] Holy shit.

[06:58:09] No!

[06:58:10] No!

[06:58:11] I ran out of ammo!

[06:58:12] Oh my god.

[06:58:13] I've never heard this song before.

[06:58:14] I know this song.

[06:58:15] Is there a jack?

[06:58:16] Thanks for the five months.

[06:58:17] I know this song!

[06:58:19] Is there a jack? Thanks for the five months!

[06:58:32] Okay, I'm walking in.

[06:58:47] I

[06:59:12] Way to go

[06:59:17] They're everywhere.

[07:00:13] I can sneak up all of it, alright?

[07:00:35] Oh my god, I fucked up.

[07:00:38] Hold on, I'm fine.

[07:00:43] I don't know where the guy's coming.

[07:00:48] There's only two rounds of these guys.

[07:00:57] I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared! I'm sorry!

[07:00:59] Oh no, I killed him by throwing it.

[07:01:01] Ah!

[07:01:03] Fuck.

[07:01:05] Now I know where the brick bounced against the wall.

[07:01:13] Oh my god no.

[07:01:29] Oh my god no! No! No!

[07:01:37] Oh my fucking god.

[07:01:43] Oh

[07:02:13] fuck!

[07:02:23] That was the best attempt so far.

[07:02:38] I have a hostage!

[07:03:08] you

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[07:05:38] You

[07:06:08] I need my...

[07:06:26] I need the gun for that guy for sure.

[07:06:38] What?

[07:06:39] What are you doing?

[07:06:45] What?

[07:06:57] What?

[07:07:07] What am I doing?

[07:07:15] Oh

[07:07:31] Shit

[07:07:45] Oh my god, this fucker's game dude.

[07:08:15] What? I shot him! He didn't die! He shot me! One shot me!

[07:08:22] Bullshit!

[07:08:45] And fuck all my things for 27 months.

[07:08:56] Like how do you hear me?

[07:08:59] Sora, I think it's in the one year.

[07:09:24] What? The other guy came around.

[07:09:29] I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I'm not sure if you can hear me.

[07:09:59] Let's go!

[07:10:04] Thank fucking god!

[07:10:06] I don't know why that feels so hard.

[07:10:10] God, you are a thing by myself, huh?

[07:10:14] What?

[07:10:15] What are you doing-

[07:10:16] AHHHH!

[07:10:17] Hold on!

[07:10:18] No!

[07:10:19] Oh god, no!

[07:10:24] Oh god, please don't.

[07:10:35] Oh, thumbs in the eyeballs?

[07:10:41] Yeah, just get it over with.

[07:10:45] I knew it would end like this.

[07:10:48] What oh, we're saving her I think

[07:11:04] That was a

[07:11:18] B-minus.

[07:11:19] Don Juan, let's go get up the horse!

[07:11:25] Yo, D.Copor, thank you for the 6 months tier 2!

[07:11:30] Uh, I will play DMC at some point, yeah, but I have so many games that I'm playing.

[07:11:36] Hi there, welcome!

[07:11:37] You don't look well, sir, are you alright?

[07:11:39] Are you sure it is okay for you to be drinking?

[07:11:42] Alright, then I will get you something special.

[07:11:44] Do you like sweet or sour?

[07:11:45] Maybe you want it bitter?

[07:11:47] There you go sir, enjoy!

[07:11:52] Thank you.

[07:11:54] Goodbye.

[07:12:01] Part two.

[07:12:03] Questions.

[07:12:07] Oh shit.

[07:12:08] I think I'm gonna stop here soon.

[07:12:10] Oh it's you again.

[07:12:12] It looks like you've been busy since we last met.

[07:12:15] I see that you remember me now, don't you?

[07:12:19] But you still don't know who I am!

[07:12:21] You don't even know who introduced us, do you?

[07:12:24] Why'd you come back here?

[07:12:26] You're not a nice person, are you?

[07:12:29] You make me sick.

[07:12:31] A picture of star and sick form there.

[07:12:33] I wonder if it's accurate.

[07:12:35] Some pieces don't quite seem to fit.

[07:12:38] Maybe I just don't like the way it looks.

[07:12:41] I think our time is up.

[07:12:43] Before you go, here's four questions that are gonna be asked.

[07:12:47] Question number one, do you like hurting other people?

[07:12:51] Question number two, who are leaving messages on your answering machine?

[07:12:58] Question number three, where are you right now?

[07:13:02] And the final question, why are we having this conversation?

[07:13:06] Let's all for now. See you soon.

[07:13:13] I want to play more of this game and not human game more.

[07:13:26] That one was very intriguing to me, but I think we keep those on the wheel for sure.

[07:13:37] All right, but that's it from me for today, but I shall be live tomorrow as well.

[07:13:47] Yes, okay.

[07:13:49] Thank you guys for watching.

[07:13:50] Hope you enjoyed.

[07:13:52] Sub-Sunday was a good time.

[07:13:55] Aw, Code Red, thank you for the 10 gifted.

[07:13:57] Thank you.

[07:13:58] And Glacier Garage, thank you for the prime.

[07:14:01] Remember, if you want to vote for what games get put on the wheel, you can do it in the Discord, but only subs can do it. That's why it's called Sub Sunday.

[07:14:11] It's just something to thank the subs pretty much.

[07:14:16] I need to leave all of these shortcuts.

[07:14:21] Okay, thank you guys for watching. I hope you all have a lovely night.

[07:14:25] and yeah I will be back tomorrow I will be back tomorrow I hope you all have a

[07:14:34] lovely evening and everything okay goodnight guys bye bye and then everyone

[07:14:41] only find an outro song okay bye bye guys bye

[07:14:48] Bye, goodnight! See you tomorrow, bye!

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