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Emiru

04-27-2026 · 6h 07m

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[00:00:00] Don't you feel strange, a part of me is you now, a crawl of all forms of prey.

[00:01:17] I'm just a little bit of a fool, I'm just a little bit of a fool

[00:01:25] Everything that I've had

[00:01:30] My mind is empty

[00:01:33] I can't

[00:01:36] But I don't care

[00:01:37] I'm just a little bit of a fool

[00:01:39] I'm just a little bit of a fool

[00:01:42] I'm just a little bit of a fool

[00:02:14] He's here to kill me

[00:02:26] He's here to kill me

[00:02:38] Don't you dare

[00:02:40] Thank you for watching!

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[00:20:40] Thanks for 15 months crisis don't look you can at kits today King kilo buzz

[00:21:05] Oh, Paragon, thank you for another 10.

[00:21:08] And, uh, Fire Rocks Games, thank you guys for the re-subs and stuff.

[00:21:12] Hello. Hello, hello.

[00:21:17] Today shall be another gaming day.

[00:21:22] Yes, sir.

[00:21:28] Okay, I got a new- a new shirt.

[00:21:31] I want to know what you guys think of it, a new t-shirt.

[00:21:35] What do you guys think?

[00:21:40] Is it good?

[00:21:41] Do you like it?

[00:21:43] It's very comfortable.

[00:21:46] It's pretty good, huh?

[00:21:48] Morgwet, please?

[00:21:49] Yeah, I think I'll play some Witcher today, but I did hear that the Diablo 4 expansion

[00:21:55] came out today and I kind of want to make a character for that, but I don't know

[00:21:59] if I'm going to be ready in time because, bro, I swear I started Download like two

[00:22:04] 2 hours ago and it's at 40%

[00:22:06] So like, what the fuck?

[00:22:09] Yo, it's me, Ventus! Thanks for 11 months, thank you!

[00:22:14] Yeah, so...

[00:22:16] Text me, may I hurt? Oh my god, why do you guys think every time I want to play a game that's not like

[00:22:22] 10 years old, it must be because I'm getting paid to do it?

[00:22:26] What is this conspiracy?

[00:22:28] Swirly, thanks for 15 months, thank you!

[00:22:31] And Roland 1982, thanks for 6 months.

[00:22:34] Thank you, still 2 hours to launch.

[00:22:36] I think it's like a little over 1 hour.

[00:22:38] Anonymous, thanks for drifting a sub to King Clavicular.

[00:22:43] Elf Warrior, thank you for the prime.

[00:22:45] Matthew, thanks for 15 months.

[00:22:47] Oh my gosh.

[00:22:49] Playing D4 for free.

[00:22:51] I thought- well didn't-

[00:22:53] Okay, so I- oh let me turn on the music, sorry.

[00:22:55] Good shriever.

[00:22:57] I know that one- it came out, okay?

[00:22:59] I actually did have a sponsor for it when

[00:23:03] DL4 first came out and yeah, I only played it for the sponsor then I was like

[00:23:07] I don't I don't know if I'm gonna play it more and I saw a lot of people didn't really enjoy it

[00:23:12] But I heard that I got better. I don't know. Maybe I'm maybe that's not true. Timbo. Thanks for 61 months and girl of sorrows

[00:23:20] Thank you for the prime

[00:23:22] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you

[00:23:25] It caught me Kofi and it got better. What the heck?

[00:23:29] So, I mean, maybe we should just only play 10 plus year old games.

[00:23:35] I don't know, what do you guys think?

[00:23:37] MissMeepXD, thanks for the 69 months.

[00:23:41] Thank you so much.

[00:23:43] Also, people have been asking a lot recently, but I didn't really have an answer.

[00:23:47] But I think finally we're going to do the paintball event get together thing first

[00:23:55] week of May, so maybe next week.

[00:23:59] So probably before my Red Bull thing.

[00:24:01] Koey, thank you for the prime, thank you,

[00:24:03] but I'm still asking people to try to find

[00:24:07] the best state possible where the most people can go.

[00:24:10] So I don't know, yes, I will invite Soda,

[00:24:13] but I'm gonna be honest,

[00:24:14] I don't know if he's gonna watch.

[00:24:17] I just have a feeling that he's gonna be like,

[00:24:20] I'm sorry, I actually don't wanna leave the house

[00:24:22] because I noticed he's only really been streaming

[00:24:24] at his alt, but we'll see.

[00:24:26] Yo, my husband thinking for the five gifted.

[00:24:29] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[00:24:32] You say that every time and am I ever wrong?

[00:24:36] I mean, if he doesn't want to come this five,

[00:24:38] but I remember he said he was upset

[00:24:41] that I didn't invite him to the last one

[00:24:43] because I assumed he wouldn't want to come to the last one.

[00:24:46] He was like, yes, I want him.

[00:24:47] Why didn't you invite me?

[00:24:48] I was like, okay, my battle's

[00:24:49] starting inviting you to stuff again.

[00:24:51] I didn't know.

[00:24:52] And the last thing I invited people to

[00:24:54] was the Chinese New Year party, and he was one of only like three or four people who didn't go.

[00:25:01] And I think he's one of the only people who didn't go just because he was like,

[00:25:05] sorry, I'm just not really feeling up to it, which is totally fine.

[00:25:09] I'm not like shitting on that because that is completely valid.

[00:25:13] I have been there. I do the exact same thing.

[00:25:16] And I think that is fair, and I think people should not be shamed for that.

[00:25:20] Shedder and mods are doing well. Thanks fire rescue guy, and we're doing great. Also the TTS is fixed

[00:25:26] It's been broken for like a week or something, but it's back to normal

[00:25:32] So

[00:25:33] You know nice to feel wanted. Yes

[00:25:35] I mean I tried to invite everyone even if I know that they probably can't come like even if I know that they're busy

[00:25:43] but with him I

[00:25:45] Felt like I was annoying him sometimes so I was like, oh um I

[00:25:49] I mean, maybe I will not bother him but now now I invite him every time so, you know

[00:25:56] Yeah, can Chatter come no Chatter will not be invited to paint ball. He is too much of a menace

[00:26:04] He has no respect for other people's space or pain tolerance. So he will not be invited the McLaren stream of canoe

[00:26:11] I don't remember

[00:26:14] He was like busy or traveling or something. I was like, oh, yeah, we'll just reschedule and then

[00:26:19] I kind of forgot about it.

[00:26:23] Let me see.

[00:26:29] Okay, I just messaged him.

[00:26:30] I just forgot because I got super busy since I went to Florida and stuff.

[00:26:34] Spoon Loops, thanks for the 10 months!

[00:26:37] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[00:26:42] Oh my fucking god.

[00:26:44] What about cheese? Bro, I forgot about so many of these IRL streams

[00:26:48] I said I would do I mean I'm gonna be honest guys like I've just really liked

[00:26:55] Just sitting here playing games

[00:26:57] I feel like it's been I feel like it's been great and it's easier to talk to chat and stuff

[00:27:04] So I'm like, maybe maybe I just just focus on that

[00:27:09] I don't know I go through phases where I want to do different things, but I've just been enjoying that recently

[00:27:15] so

[00:27:17] You know

[00:27:19] CS cases today. No, I'm not gonna be a degenerate at all today. I'm just gonna play Diablo 4 not degenerate at all

[00:27:26] Yeah, my downloads at 40% after two hours. I don't know if I'm even gonna make it in time for the launch

[00:27:34] Is what it is. I mean I still have Witcher to play so

[00:27:39] So there's a lot to games and I also have Pragmata too

[00:27:44] On steam or Bnet

[00:27:47] Wait, I can get it on Steam? It's probably faster on Steam.

[00:27:51] I'm downloading it on Bnet, but for some reason it's capped to, like, absolute dog shit,

[00:27:58] embarrassing download speeds on BattleMet, and I tried to uncap it, it just- it does not work.

[00:28:05] Steam is better.

[00:28:08] Wait, I should just try it on Steam.

[00:28:11] Do I have to buy it again, though?

[00:28:13] Oh my god, I'd have to buy it again, what?

[00:28:20] Is it really worth buying it on Steam just so it downloads in time?

[00:28:24] X-Hero, thanks for the 9 months!

[00:28:28] Yeah, what the heck?

[00:28:33] Although I think I did get it for free when it came out, hmm, so have I really, um,

[00:28:41] have I really earned the game. Oh wait, but I also have to buy the expansion anyway. Why

[00:28:53] don't I see that on the Steam page? Oh, upgrade available. Let me see. Hmm. What's the rush

[00:29:03] to be there? Moreover, it doesn't download in time. You don't understand. You have

[00:29:08] Wait, why does it say $90?

[00:29:17] I'm just saying, it's $70 on Steam.

[00:29:20] What?

[00:29:22] Ultimate Edition.

[00:29:25] Oh, it comes with Skinsaa.

[00:29:29] Skinsaa.

[00:29:32] If we point out things you said you would like to do and never mention them ever again,

[00:29:37] I'd like to remind you once said you'd like to start streams at 3 p.m.

[00:29:41] Well, that's true. I would like to start streams at 3 p.m. It's just I don't know to say it's impossible for me

[00:29:46] It's impossible for me. I can't do it. I'm sorry. I can't do it

[00:29:51] Not possible the time

[00:29:53] Time literally cannot handle it time just dilates around me to where I always go live around or past 4 p.m

[00:30:02] every single time and

[00:30:04] And there's just no way around it. Okay, I'm just gonna buy the buy it on steam. Fuck it. I didn't buy it anyway.

[00:30:14] I feel like if I get it on steam it at least download in time, so...

[00:30:20] It's crazy because you're in chat fishing. Yes, before I go live, I'm in offline chat fishing, but I'm fishing while I'm getting ready

[00:30:29] and responding to messages and stuff.

[00:30:32] I'll just cancel this download on... on a... Battle.net.

[00:30:42] Okay.

[00:30:43] I will see if this is any faster.

[00:30:46] Oh my goodness.

[00:30:51] It's a bad game to waste your- I just want to try it!

[00:30:55] Audra can't thanks for the 30 months!

[00:30:59] I mean maybe it is a full waste of time.

[00:31:01] Maybe I should just only play Witcher for 7 hours today.

[00:31:06] I don't know.

[00:31:10] Do this song already play?

[00:31:16] Whatever.

[00:31:18] It's a good song.

[00:31:22] Vito, thank you for the bits.

[00:31:27] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[00:31:29] Alright, perhaps I will do some dailies today.

[00:31:34] I haven't done that in a while.

[00:31:36] I don't know who told you Diablo 4 is better, it never gets better.

[00:31:40] I feel like I just, like, I get, okay, so on my Reddit account, haha, on my Reddit

[00:31:47] account I get a lot of different games subreddit post-recommendancy, and I feel like I saw

[00:31:51] that for Diablo 4, but maybe, maybe I hallucinated, maybe it came to me in a dream.

[00:31:57] Drake more, thank you for the gifted sub.

[00:31:59] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. What? Oh my God. Don't do it. Ain't no way ready. Don't act like y'all don't have a reddit account. I just don't post. I'm a reddit worker. I like never post on reddit. Ever. Never. I literally don't. Y'all don't just like read random shit on reddit.

[00:32:26] My favorite sub right now is the sub called Girl Dinner Diaries, where girls post pictures of their food, sometimes shitty food, and they just complain about stuff.

[00:32:40] And I love reading it, I'm like, oh my god, wow, your boyfriend cheated on you, and I don't even reply right now.

[00:32:47] off to fish on a flying chat and that fish was a shell not a fish by the way I did fail

[00:32:52] fishing a hundred and five times in a row in a row so you know while credit auto translation

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[00:35:47] I feel like my Reddit isn't that bad.

[00:35:54] Oh, thank you for the fine gift!

[00:35:57] Thank you, thank you, thank you!

[00:36:00] Thank you, Oof, although, um, I feel like people aren't going to believe me.

[00:36:16] So I my reddit account, right? I never post on my reddit account

[00:36:22] Except for when there's cosplay contests. I would like post some announcements. I don't message people on reddit

[00:36:28] I don't do anything on reddit

[00:36:30] my reddit account

[00:36:33] God, bro my reddit account got permabanned

[00:36:39] So every time I can still use it I just can't up vote anything

[00:36:43] Every time I open right it says this account's been banned permanently and I'm like, what did I do?

[00:36:48] And I I sent an appeal and they're like, yeah, no you're a pro man

[00:36:53] We're just not gonna tell you why and I was like, okay

[00:36:56] I guess like it doesn't matter because I don't even use it to post or anything

[00:37:00] But I was like, why?

[00:37:03] What did I do and I'm just not gonna make another one because I

[00:37:07] Don't even really upvote or comment on anything like you can look at my account. It is um

[00:37:12] I don't remember my account name

[00:37:15] LOL underscore emero this account has been banned permanently and then my only poster like

[00:37:23] It's like when I post announcements for my cosplay contest and stuff and all the comments

[00:37:31] Are all I got my oldest comment is 300 days old

[00:37:38] And I'm like what did I do man?

[00:37:42] Oh my god.

[00:37:47] Okay and I could- I could show you guys my reddit inbox to show that I don't mess- even

[00:37:54] message people, but there's so many like weird messages here.

[00:38:02] Man what the hell?

[00:38:07] I don't know.

[00:38:08] really look at my DMs on um, on accounts so. But I'm like what did I do man? How did

[00:38:16] I get permit banned on Reddit? Then you saw that really doesn't like me like spam reporting

[00:38:21] my account or something but like I said I don't even use it so I don't know. They found

[00:38:28] the league logs. Yeah I guess Reddit got me for that so I don't know. The Reddit

[00:38:36] moderation, you're running a scam with the cosplay contest. It wasn't a scam! You can

[00:38:41] ask all the people! They all got paid, and they got paid on time and everything too. Melissa

[00:38:47] is very professional. Maybe they think you're impersonating yourself? Can you get banned

[00:38:52] for impersonating people on Reddit? I feel like they wouldn't care. But I don't know.

[00:38:57] But yeah, I just read my little, my little animation and art posts and stuff.

[00:39:04] Oh my god, and I always get recommended stuff from this subreddit called IsThisAI.

[00:39:09] And it's so bad because half the time I can't tell!

[00:39:18] I just, I, one just popped up and I thought it was a picture of E-Rubb.

[00:39:22] I don't know, anyway, WOAH OH MY GOD WHAT AN AUTOMOUS THANK YOU FOR THE HUNDRED KIFTED!

[00:39:38] OH MY GOD THANK YOU!

[00:39:40] THANK YOU AN AUTOMOUS THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

[00:39:43] Oh my gosh, and Sithi, thanks for the 6 months, thank you, and A it's not a 3 months,

[00:39:48] thanks an Automous, thank you, that's so kind!

[00:39:51] genes thanks for four months do you know who that guy is okay I just assumed this

[00:40:04] was not supposed to be anyone because it's on the is this AI subreddit well I

[00:40:11] kind of looked like you wrong oh my god you're D-WO thanks for 38 months oh my

[00:40:20] gosh. Yeah.

[00:40:26] Poor guy.

[00:40:29] What is this?

[00:40:35] Um.

[00:40:38] One, I think I think what Rob did was like.

[00:40:45] I think it was disgusting at best.

[00:40:50] All right, what a phrase.

[00:40:52] I have to hear his speech.

[00:40:56] Like talking about the drama and stuff like that.

[00:41:01] But I think what E-Rob did was like,

[00:41:07] I think it was disgusting at best and at worst, just,

[00:41:13] I mean, as far as I'm concerned, he's a terrorist, you know?

[00:41:18] You know

[00:41:23] I mean that was insane, I don't know. I don't know why you Rob did that. I've no idea

[00:41:27] I don't know what kind of came over him and how he turned out like this

[00:41:33] Do you know how it how is he so unlucky times, man? There's your life

[00:41:42] That sucks

[00:41:44] Arthur said, I can confirm no competitions were a scam.

[00:41:49] I didn't participate in any reddit competitions and didn't win or receive a prize.

[00:41:52] Not even in the Twitch giveaways.

[00:41:54] Mr. Arthur said, oh no, I'm sorry, Mr. Arthur, wait, there are lines of you I've been saying

[00:42:02] I need to do new channel point giveaways.

[00:42:06] Maybe I'll open it today.

[00:42:08] What did I say I was going to give away?

[00:42:09] Oh, I said I'd give away a Switch 2 with Tomodachi.

[00:42:14] Let me open up my channel point thingy. Hold on.

[00:42:21] I'm not giving away a house! You guys are so greedy! You're so greedy! Oh my goodness.

[00:42:34] Okay.

[00:42:35] Do you guys want it more?

[00:42:38] Should I do the care packages again or would you rather I just give away large individual

[00:42:44] items?

[00:42:48] I'm not giving away a Corvette.

[00:42:53] Care packages.

[00:42:55] Okay.

[00:42:57] Okay, and if you redeem tickets, you need to remember to make sure your Twitch Whiskers

[00:43:06] are open.

[00:43:08] Because then if you win, one of my mods will ask you for your address.

[00:43:16] Not too leap it or anything.

[00:43:20] Don't fall for Mr. Beast Scams.

[00:43:22] Okay, switch to Raffle Ticket.

[00:43:25] Okay, I'll take it for a switch too.

[00:43:30] Okay, I'm also willing to do another girly pop care package, but it has to be the same

[00:43:39] shit where it's like, if you're a guy who doesn't have a girlfriend or a sister or something,

[00:43:46] please just don't enter it, or if you're a girl obviously please enter it, or if you're

[00:43:51] someone who uses like girly stuff even if you're a guy or not a guy if you're

[00:43:55] anything you know but if you're not gonna use the stuff please don't enter it

[00:43:59] hey I was thinking for the five gifted thank you and itachi thanks for

[00:44:03] gifting a sub to mr. Arthur bro itachi's name looks almost like catchy I got

[00:44:12] confused for a second and licks thanks for one year thank you licks hybrid

[00:44:16] Okay, um, what should I make the prices cuz right now the care packages are 10k each

[00:44:22] But I think those were like the last chance sale prices like it should not be that low

[00:44:28] Yo, how do can thank you for the 10 months. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you a

[00:44:34] Thousand bro

[00:44:37] That's to roll the channels gonna break 10k cheap, I mean maybe I can set it to 10k for now

[00:44:46] For reducing the number of entries you can make, but I kind of like that people that

[00:44:58] watch a lot can.

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[00:50:46] I saw it.

[00:51:06] US only?

[00:51:07] Uh, no, I can ship it anywhere in the world, or I can ship them anywhere in the world.

[00:51:10] I'm not here to sign my batch of TwitchCon, but by the time I got back to my hotel.

[00:51:16] It faded away. I was hoping I could send my batch to the PO Box for your resign.

[00:51:20] You said it was your last TwitchCon, but I asked them all, and they said it wasn't open at the moment.

[00:51:24] Yeah, I've had the PO Box closed.

[00:51:28] I could maybe reopen it for like...

[00:51:31] Like, I would love to resign your badge. I'm sorry.

[00:51:35] But yeah, I don't think I'm gonna go to TwitchCon again.

[00:51:37] Wolfpack Dragon, thank you for the 5 gifted, thank you!

[00:51:41] Yeah...

[00:51:43] I mean, people just kept sending me weird shit, so I was like, ugh.

[00:51:52] I felt so bad because there were so many people that would send me like really sweet

[00:51:56] and thoughtful stuff or like handmade stuff, but people are just so weird, you know?

[00:52:03] Uh, yeah.

[00:52:04] I don't know.

[00:52:05] Hi, I'm already just got here. Why do you look shorter?

[00:52:13] You know, I've literally raised my chair so that people would stop asking why the top part of the screen was so tall.

[00:52:19] Or so like, when I slouch it doesn't look that bad. Like this is me slouching.

[00:52:24] And you guys just, just, just hate and make me suffer!

[00:52:28] Redcombe, thanks for the 20 months. Thank you so much.

[00:52:32] Thanks Redcombe. Manny, thanks for the 8 months.

[00:52:35] Thank you, thank you, you raised your chair. We can't see the TV. Yes, you can! What do you mean?

[00:52:41] Wasn't even playing. What is this?

[00:52:44] Sure.

[00:52:46] I don't know. I've just been letting it do two Nami reruns for like days at this point.

[00:52:50] Kingdra, thanks for 55 months.

[00:52:53] Welcome back. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[00:52:59] You, you hawkisho?

[00:53:01] I don't know.

[00:53:02] Oh

[00:53:06] She's being really bad with biting my toes

[00:53:11] Let's go and we I want to

[00:53:23] Your cats a freak bro, she actually is a freak oh

[00:53:30] My god, it's at 11%

[00:53:32] I mean it's still faster than it's still nine times faster than battle net to be fair oh

[00:53:43] My god, why touchy thing for the ten gifted. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you

[00:53:48] Thank you. We touchy

[00:53:51] Bite her back bite the cat

[00:53:55] Bite the cat

[00:53:57] Maybe I should see how she likes it

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[00:57:27] Dude I fucking forgot how to do wordle I forgot

[00:57:41] Um, I know this looks crazy, but I just want to test R, R and E locations and other letters.

[00:57:53] Okay, cool.

[00:57:54] Horse!

[00:57:55] Now I know it's R, I, E at the end.

[00:57:59] So what the fuck?

[00:58:02] I don't know!

[00:58:03] What ends with R, I, E?

[00:58:07] I just want to test more words.

[00:58:18] Um...

[00:58:19] R-I-E?

[00:58:20] I feel like there has to be another vowel at the beginning, right?

[00:58:46] Am I crazy?

[00:58:50] Like I have Ours in the middle.

[00:59:04] Like, I don't know.

[00:59:08] Like something like that, but not that.

[00:59:16] I'm just testing waters oh so there is another E what um

[00:59:41] Ear? Something ear- Wait, could it- It could be eerie!

[00:59:48] Um...

[00:59:51] Is there another obvious one?

[00:59:53] I feel like it's probably eerie.

[00:59:56] Like, I don't think so.

[00:59:59] Um...

[01:00:11] you

[01:00:41] you

[01:01:11] you

[01:01:41] you

[01:02:11] you

[01:02:41] It's smooth.

[01:02:48] Oh, it's smooth, okay.

[01:03:03] Is it smooth? Oh, it's smooth, okay. I did come up with that myself. I just was unsure,

[01:03:14] so I asked Chat if it was correct. Okay, now this one I have no fucking idea.

[01:03:18] I don't know what this is.

[01:03:20] I don't know. I don't know what this is.

[01:03:25] Benson Boone.

[01:03:28] Benson Boone.

[01:03:32] Benson Boone.

[01:03:38] He gained fame on TikTok.

[01:03:44] Yeah, I don't think I know any of these songs.

[01:03:46] I am un-cultured I suppose. Yeah, I don't know him. I don't know him. Alright, let's do our Mr. Daly.

[01:03:58] Our Mr. Daly.

[01:04:02] Compose the first name. Also a famous YouTuber.

[01:04:08] Is it a YouTuber?

[01:04:15] Da da da da!

[01:04:17] What?

[01:04:19] David?

[01:04:21] He's kidding.

[01:04:22] It's Ludwig.

[01:04:23] Ludwig?

[01:04:24] Oh my god, it's Ludwig!

[01:04:26] Crew!

[01:04:27] Damn!

[01:04:28] Okay.

[01:04:31] Famous YouTuber.

[01:04:33] It's asleep like that, but it's so cute.

[01:04:40] Oh, Miracat, Miracat's so cute.

[01:04:49] Dude, it's so cute.

[01:04:51] It's a phoenix fox.

[01:04:58] Oh.

[01:05:11] So cute.

[01:05:11] When I was a kid and I first saw Fennec Fox, I was like,

[01:05:13] bro, I need one of those as a pet.

[01:05:16] And then I found out that they're

[01:05:17] unethical to have his pets in.

[01:05:19] That shit broke my heart.

[01:05:22] It broke my heart.

[01:05:23] It was so sad.

[01:05:24] Oh, yeah.

[01:05:25] I did hear that Jinx even playing League.

[01:05:28] Wait, why is he playing Jinx?

[01:05:30] No!

[01:05:33] I feel like Jinx is not the worst, but definitely not

[01:05:38] a good character to start on to learn the game.

[01:05:42] He played Jinx and Jinx.

[01:05:44] Hey, start on your teammate here.

[01:05:46] Why?

[01:05:48] Those are literally my two mazes, but OK.

[01:05:50] I feel like Jinx is fine to start on, actually.

[01:05:52] Jinx is fine.

[01:05:54] But who told her to play Jyn?

[01:05:56] Why did he play Jyn? What?

[01:05:59] Jynx makes sense, I think.

[01:06:04] Oh my god, that was so close!

[01:06:06] Run! Oh!

[01:06:07] Fuck me and the little asshole!

[01:06:10] God damn it!

[01:06:12] Why does everybody have more health than me?

[01:06:14] I died so fast!

[01:06:17] And they just sit there and eat my bullet!

[01:06:19] Like a shotgun!

[01:06:21] Hey, Ian, thanks for the tip!

[01:06:23] Does everybody have help?

[01:06:29] They should have been playing like, uh, like, like Darius or some shit, I don't know.

[01:06:38] Bro, I feel like, why did you decide to play ADC?

[01:06:42] Oh my god, wait, I bet it's because someone was like, oh ADC stands for attack damage carry, he was like, oh my god, carry.

[01:06:49] I want to be a carry but honestly like the ADC is like not even really the carry any more

[01:06:56] Supreme noob they for the tier three four months. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you

[01:07:04] See what they say, let's see what they say bro I

[01:07:08] Always kind of thought that him and Tyler looked kind of simple

[01:07:13] So I think it's funny that Tyler is teaching him

[01:07:16] It's like father and son or something. Oh, I pulled ballerina cappuccina. That is an S tier one

[01:07:26] What is he doing?

[01:07:28] That is a fucking S tier one. That's 100 bucks at least.

[01:07:30] What the heck?

[01:07:31] Yeah, Supreme Nuke, thank you for the 10 gift dude. Thank you

[01:07:36] Thanks Nuke. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much

[01:07:41] Baldi cool similar. I feel like they have similar eyes too

[01:07:44] But I mean, yeah, the big part of it is them being bald the cats are fighting

[01:07:51] There's drama

[01:07:54] Drama

[01:07:59] Really nice

[01:08:04] That's a fucking face to baby

[01:08:07] That's a fucking face to

[01:08:09] What is that? I'm getting his hat open.

[01:08:12] What the fuck? M9 Doppler Phase 2.

[01:08:16] God Knife Doppler Phase 2. Flip Knife Doppler Phase 2. Welcome to the family!

[01:08:20] Welcome to the family!

[01:08:22] What the fuck?

[01:08:25] I'm so jealous.

[01:08:29] Penernex 857.02. What the fuck?

[01:08:35] HOW DOES HE HAVE SO MANY? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

[01:08:39] Is it just because he spends more than me? Am I not spending enough?

[01:08:43] What the heck?

[01:08:46] I'm not spending enough?

[01:08:49] Oh, bother.

[01:08:53] Yo, shi- Amazing chicken, but I think it's too much.

[01:08:55] Green! Green! What's your problem, Green? What is your problem?

[01:08:58] Me side alone, Ram.

[01:08:59] Me side alone, Ram.

[01:09:01] Why do they have two cameras?

[01:09:11] Oh my god dude, the mic is so bad, it's so bad dude.

[01:09:27] No, you don't think in the shower? No, I think uh, like what I'm thinking it's usually

[01:09:35] I don't really shower. I don't really think

[01:09:49] We know fuck you guys

[01:09:51] guys. Ah, fuck you guys, whatever, dude. I smell, I smell just fine.

[01:10:02] I'm going to go left.

[01:10:05] Oh my God, he's speeded up.

[01:10:07] It might be Turkey. I think it might be Turkey. So my guts telling me.

[01:10:12] You know where Turkey is on the map? No.

[01:10:14] I

[01:10:16] Don't know our turkey

[01:10:24] Yeah, I think that's Turkish yeah, I don't I don't know it doesn't I don't know could be I see more

[01:10:32] I'm gonna keep looking

[01:10:37] I'll go with where's Turkey like in the middle the wall

[01:10:40] Oh

[01:10:50] It was turkey though. I don't know where turkey's at motherfucker. I

[01:10:59] I'm actually I think like the worst at geography games ever I

[01:11:04] Can't bro. It's it's fucking terrible

[01:11:10] I remember having tornado warnings in school when I was a kid in an elementary school whenever

[01:11:28] there was a tornado warning they would put us all in the pen and everyone would be screaming

[01:11:32] and crying.

[01:11:33] Did one just start coming down?

[01:11:35] Woohoo!

[01:11:36] Woohoo!

[01:11:38] But a tornado never came through the city I lived in.

[01:11:42] But there was a city, or there was a city like 20 minutes

[01:11:45] away that had tornado destroy a bunch of neighborhoods there.

[01:11:49] Very scary.

[01:11:51] Very scary.

[01:11:54] You know, Ratcat, thank you for the 20 months.

[01:11:57] Thank you.

[01:11:58] Thank you.

[01:12:00] He wants you to be in front of us.

[01:12:03] You see a team behind?

[01:12:05] Oh that was nice.

[01:12:07] It's gonna be up in Khan and then once default.

[01:12:09] Um...

[01:12:13] Up in Khan, that's the main one.

[01:12:15] Yeah, up once you're well.

[01:12:19] I can't suck.

[01:12:21] He's a good one.

[01:12:23] Oh!

[01:12:25] Oh no!

[01:12:27] No!

[01:12:29] Oh that was good.

[01:12:31] A lot of people watching that. I would be so stressed.

[01:12:35] I would be so stressed.

[01:12:47] Let me show you something.

[01:12:48] I always have such nice, IRL camera quality.

[01:12:57] Can you see it there?

[01:12:58] See what?

[01:13:01] Oh, it's Forreston!

[01:13:08] I did not notice.

[01:13:15] That's funny.

[01:13:17] Hi, Matta!

[01:13:20] Who put that there?

[01:13:24] Very funny.

[01:13:26] You know how young thanks for the 16 months. All right. How is my Diablo downloading 20%? Oh

[01:13:32] My god, it comes on 25. How is it so slow?

[01:13:38] Well, I guess it's my fault for not starting it last night

[01:13:42] Well, that's okay. I have plenty of other stuff to play

[01:13:46] You're almost there. No, it's not. Oh

[01:13:50] You guys think every time I want to play something that just came out. It's a sponsor now

[01:13:55] So what only happened with the pragmatic and then Marvel rivals usually sponsors me to play their new patches.

[01:14:03] But besides that, yeah, it's not that much.

[01:14:08] Jordan thinks they must, but I do have a neverness ever to sponsor this week.

[01:14:13] But besides that now on the Internet back in 2013, a book carrying 12.

[01:14:18] Is it not full screen?

[01:14:25] Is the volume fun for you guys? It's kinda cool.

[01:14:37] Hi Ami, I was impressed with everything you made on Master Baker. Well done! Thank you!

[01:14:43] Not my scones though, right?

[01:14:55] He survived. It's so cool. It's hard to see, but then-

[01:15:00] Oh, it's your hair. So I don't even fucking know. I cut my own hair. I got bangs. I got these parts.

[01:15:08] I got this part that's also short. And then this part's like medium. But then down here,

[01:15:17] it's super long. So I don't know. It's like layers with bangs, I guess. I don't know.

[01:15:22] The white speck is a human egg next to a coin to show how small it is.

[01:15:26] If you still can't see it, here are 10 human eggs all clustered together.

[01:15:33] And thank you for the resub, Reindor, thank you.

[01:15:38] This person stepped outside their home in Norway and found some mysterious lights floating in the sky.

[01:15:44] What the...

[01:15:46] people probably thought that was angels back in the biblical days what are the

[01:15:52] fuck are those like drones what is the hat what was that

[01:15:56] launched by NASA to study solar winds oh cool Johnny thank you for the 10 gift

[01:16:02] dude thanks Johnny thank you thank you thank you oh

[01:16:06] tongue is so long that it actually ramps all the way around their head that

[01:16:10] that their tongue actually wraps around the back of their head.

[01:16:14] I don't like that.

[01:16:16] Sometimes, as far as reaching back into the right nostril.

[01:16:20] And so here it is in top view.

[01:16:22] And you can actually see it's really pretty remarkable.

[01:16:25] There are so many mosquitoes in Runtian.

[01:16:26] That's crazy.

[01:16:27] There are mosquitoes clumped together to make huge tornadoes.

[01:16:30] Yeah, I thought that was a tornado.

[01:16:31] That's mosquitoes?

[01:16:33] Oh my god, no.

[01:16:34] I would never go outside.

[01:16:36] Holy shit.

[01:16:40] You can scratch your brain- Oh, true, if your tongue went up in your brain, you could scratch it by sticking out your tongue.

[01:16:45] It actually sounds kinda nice.

[01:16:51] Cool.

[01:17:05] Wait, zoom in- I wanna see the baby squids. Oh my- it looks so-

[01:17:09] Oh my god

[01:17:12] thousands I

[01:17:14] Wonder how many of them make it then podium powder which is made from the spores of plants

[01:17:19] This powder is so hydrophobic that this person can stick their hand into water and so be completely dry

[01:17:26] And check out what happens when I stick my hand into the like a pudding spores

[01:17:33] Into the water whoo

[01:17:36] And my hand still comes out dry

[01:17:39] In case you didn't know, two cans have transparent skin that allows you to see their bones and veins.

[01:17:48] I did not know that. I don't know if I needed to know that.

[01:17:55] The US Navy recorded themselves shooting at practice targets in the water.

[01:17:59] As a result, many of the bullets can be seen bouncing way off the water going in different directions.

[01:18:09] That's kind of cool.

[01:18:11] Here's what it sounds like when you jump into the ice down a glacier hole that is hundreds of meters deep.

[01:18:30] Sounds like Stormtroopers.

[01:18:39] At my old house, we had thousands of bees make a bee tornado in the backyard. Yeah, I

[01:18:45] See why that's your old house. I would also move

[01:18:50] That's scary

[01:19:04] This is what the inside of an MRI machine looks like

[01:19:10] It's like a death machine.

[01:19:15] Oh my god, it goes so fast!

[01:19:20] Oh!

[01:19:29] That's cool.

[01:19:39] Now, can you eat that or not?

[01:19:45] Because when I played that mushroom edition of Scrandle, I picked like most of the voices

[01:19:51] of the fun.

[01:19:52] Oh god.

[01:19:53] Oh.

[01:19:54] Cat tongues are evil.

[01:19:55] This is what it looks like when a paper towel absorbs water and space.

[01:20:06] It's so cool.

[01:20:13] This guy kind of looks like all new men.

[01:20:16] Or his facial hair does at least.

[01:20:22] This is what it looks like in the snow.

[01:20:26] It's covered in the sun!

[01:20:31] It's blotting out the sun.

[01:20:35] This is what happens when you remove a balloon from liquid nitrogen.

[01:20:41] As the gas inside the balloon warms up, the molecules begin to expand again like normal.

[01:20:47] Oh, it looks like it's coming to life or something.

[01:21:00] It's possible to create a bridge made of water by using electricity.

[01:21:04] These are still not entirely sure why water behaves this way.

[01:21:07] Straight across that guy.

[01:21:09] So I'm gonna bring it up, voltage up.

[01:21:13] Now I'll bring the voltage back down.

[01:21:20] This guy lost one of his eyes to cancer, but he had a great idea to replace it.

[01:21:24] He created a custom LED titanium flashlight that sort of was...

[01:21:27] Oh that's cool!

[01:21:28] It probably gets really hot though, right?

[01:21:29] I think it's actually dangerous, but he has been wearing this flashlight for two

[01:21:32] Oh, he says it never gets hot.

[01:21:37] That's pretty cool.

[01:21:39] It's so bright!

[01:21:42] Oh, it's a bean!

[01:21:45] Don't eat the bean!

[01:21:48] Oh my god, so little.

[01:21:52] No!

[01:21:56] Don't use the Eda Eba.

[01:21:59] I'll eat him.

[01:22:02] That's cool.

[01:22:03] If you're a beekeeper, you might need to order bees in the mail.

[01:22:20] This beekeeper ordered some queen bees to play some bee hives that don't have any queens.

[01:22:29] He's in the mail.

[01:22:31] Here we go, here we go.

[01:22:32] Look at him go!

[01:22:33] Look at him go, guys!

[01:22:36] Sam, who was that?

[01:22:37] He's putting me in toilet rolls this time.

[01:22:44] Do they really?

[01:22:46] I feel like I've watched onions.

[01:22:48] I've never seen that.

[01:22:55] Holy shit.

[01:22:57] This is like an animation to open a war that's very important in a souls game

[01:23:03] Fisherman car like the bridge and I try to release it

[01:23:05] But it will come back down law of a man or whatever there was air in the gas bladder of the fish

[01:23:11] The fishermen help the fish burp to release the air

[01:23:14] burp it out

[01:23:16] Now you may be free.

[01:23:27] Oh look at that, away he goes.

[01:23:31] Here's a really simple but cool science experiment.

[01:23:34] If you take ice cubes and put them in a glass of veggie oil, you can actually see the ice

[01:23:38] cubes now.

[01:23:39] Yes, veggie oil.

[01:23:40] It looks like piss.

[01:23:41] Hits!

[01:23:42] Well that looks like oil.

[01:23:55] Is this TikTok or Instagram?

[01:24:03] Oh it's Instagram.

[01:24:06] Oh my god, he's scrolling reels too!

[01:24:11] This is how

[01:24:15] This is how

[01:24:28] To see how long we'll take these ends to solve this puzzle

[01:24:31] Oh, they're so smart.

[01:24:52] So smart.

[01:24:53] Maybe you wanted to see if they could break through the Arctic Circle with their submarine

[01:25:19] Oh cute

[01:25:23] He's so good at swimming!

[01:25:27] So fast!

[01:25:28] I know there are birds that slam like that besides uh, besides ducks and such.

[01:25:46] This person somehow managed to create a fire vortex inside of a bubble.

[01:25:50] A what?

[01:25:51] What is that feel- oh!

[01:25:58] That's so cool!

[01:26:10] That was awesome.

[01:26:12] That was awesome.

[01:26:13] Nince gas here.

[01:26:14] I'm gonna breathe it in.

[01:26:15] There's the O.S. sounds.

[01:26:18] This is true for him to fly out.

[01:26:20] Eggman is sometimes known as the deep voice gas.

[01:26:23] What happens if I run in a gas?

[01:26:25] He sounds just like the trivia party narrator on Jackbox.

[01:26:31] I'm so glad that the deep voice gas is in that deep voice gas.

[01:26:36] I'm making clear that the deep voice gas is in that deep voice gas.

[01:26:41] Flip over mind me guys since some since I replaced my mixer to hopefully fix the audio problems

[01:26:50] The cats aren't gonna be able to step on my mixer and fuck up my voice anymore

[01:26:56] They won't be able to sabotage me ever again. No more weird voices

[01:27:02] These scientists took a three thousand year old mommy to a hospital to scan his throat

[01:27:06] They can't do shit scan his throat because they wanted to learn what this mummy sounded like for the first time in over

[01:27:13] 3000 years scientists were able to create this one sound of what this person probably sounded like

[01:27:24] You can physically see blood pulsing that doesn't sound like a person

[01:27:29] Sounds like a Minecraft villager

[01:27:31] Yeah, that's a Minecraft villager

[01:27:36] So I guess animals can get drunk too.

[01:27:41] This is what happens when squirrels eat fermented food.

[01:27:44] Oh!

[01:27:45] Hehehe!

[01:27:46] He's dizzy!

[01:27:47] He's so cute!

[01:27:48] So I guess popping a balloon in a nuclear power plant cooling tower sounds like thunder.

[01:27:59] In case you didn't know, you have two large bones in your forearm.

[01:28:08] When your palms are facing up, they are perpendicular and don't touch, but when your palms are

[01:28:13] facing down, the bones cross each other.

[01:28:22] I don't- I hate this.

[01:28:23] I- I hate this.

[01:28:24] I wish I didn't know this.

[01:28:25] I hate tuna fish.

[01:28:26] They have-

[01:28:27] I hate that.

[01:28:28] than humans you can see how the eye acts like a magnifying glass and that's why

[01:28:33] they're so hard to catch because they can see everything sometimes if a

[01:28:37] musician needs to have brain surgery doctors will have them perform during

[01:28:40] the procedure this helps the surgeons know exactly when the main problems are

[01:28:44] occurring

[01:28:51] oh my god so scary so scary though and he would be playing league

[01:28:58] No, I wasn't! What?!

[01:29:04] No, I'm what?

[01:29:07] So true!

[01:29:09] What?! Oh my god, you guys pissed me off.

[01:29:12] Piss me off.

[01:29:18] Doing makeup, playing League, browsing TikTok. I don't browse.

[01:29:23] Is that all you guys think that I do?

[01:29:25] Huh? You know what I spend most of my time sharing? No, you know what I would be doing?

[01:29:30] Probably fucking streaming! That's what I do the most!

[01:29:33] Oh my god, I'd be fucking complaining about Chattel getting brain surgery done.

[01:29:41] Kari Cozy, thanks for the six months. You're doing it right now, wait. Am I in brain surgery?

[01:29:48] And I just don't remember. Where am I?

[01:29:52] This ape is smart enough to know how to use a juice box.

[01:29:55] Oh my god!

[01:29:57] So scary!

[01:30:00] So scary!

[01:30:03] I need a juice box!

[01:30:05] This crab grabbed a jellyfish and put it on its head to protect itself from predators.

[01:30:14] How are they gonna smart?

[01:30:16] Didn't the jellyfish cares?

[01:30:17] Or he's like, you think he's pissed off right now?

[01:30:19] If you take steel wool and burn it, it will gain mass.

[01:30:25] Steel wool is made of iron.

[01:30:26] When it burns, it forms iron oxide, which has a greater mass than iron.

[01:30:32] Oh, look at that.

[01:30:38] The weight's going up.

[01:30:41] This is the saw that is used to cut through bones when performing an autopsy.

[01:30:45] I hate that!

[01:30:46] Don't try that!

[01:30:47] cut through human skin, but it can cut through bone.

[01:30:54] He then demonstrated how the saw works using a bone from a pig.

[01:31:01] I hate that! I hate that! I hate that! I hate that! I hate that! I hate that!

[01:31:05] These two ants somehow have the strength to pull this giant cockroach.

[01:31:11] Oh my god! Are they gonna eat him?

[01:31:16] They're bringing him back to the nest to feed the colony.

[01:31:20] What?

[01:31:21] That's so... that's horrifying.

[01:31:25] Horrifying.

[01:31:28] That's lunch.

[01:31:31] Mmm.

[01:31:32] Yum, yum, yum.

[01:31:36] These cats all woke up at the same time because they fell into earthquake that was

[01:31:40] about to hit.

[01:31:42] Oh, that looks- Dude, the cats on top of the tree don't look like they really care that

[01:31:50] much.

[01:31:51] Oh, nope, there they go.

[01:31:54] Kitties!

[01:31:55] This is what it looks like when a snail lays eggs.

[01:32:06] Why are they doing it side by side though?

[01:32:08] It's a group activity.

[01:32:11] John Parsec, thanks for three months!

[01:32:13] I hate this!

[01:32:14] EW!

[01:32:15] I wanted to show off his skills by having his plane dive down and spin while trying his

[01:32:19] best to not lose any water.

[01:32:21] I hate that, I hate that, I hate that, I hate that.

[01:32:30] He looks so chill.

[01:32:35] There are certain types of honeybees that will create mesmerizing waves on their

[01:32:38] us when they feel threatened by another animal close by. Do not, do not approach! Do not approach!

[01:32:45] Oh my god, that's, oh. It's scary. It's insane. This is the CN Tower in Toronto, Canada, and it

[01:32:56] creates what appears to be random colors of light on the side of the building. A photographer

[01:33:01] cracked the code and discovered that if you take a picture of each line and then stitch

[01:33:05] together they create certain images. That's cool.

[01:33:16] Oh! Is that the Canadian army?

[01:33:23] Resident Evil ass puzzle. It's a skyscraper not a puzzle.

[01:33:35] It creates different characters.

[01:33:41] Whoa, it's fast!

[01:33:47] On the...

[01:33:49] In...

[01:33:50] Inpo?

[01:33:53] It's a demo braille screen input.

[01:33:57] Cool.

[01:34:05] Ewww!

[01:34:10] It's genius.

[01:34:15] This is cool.

[01:34:24] Oh, he died.

[01:34:33] Oh, that's great.

[01:34:35] Power plant explosion.

[01:34:41] It looks really cool though.

[01:34:44] This is an Hydro Agate, which is basically just a rock that has water that's been

[01:34:49] tracked inside for millions of years.

[01:34:51] That's super cool.

[01:34:57] How does it even happen?

[01:34:59] Yeah, looks like an egg. Drink it! Oh my god imagine cracking it open. I must drink it!

[01:35:11] Do not drink the rock water! Do not drink the rock water! I wonder how it would taste.

[01:35:27] that's been untouched for millions of years?

[01:35:35] Here's an extreme close up of what getting a tattoo looks like.

[01:35:49] I think tattoos are cool but I will never get one probably.

[01:35:53] 1915 a student wrote on the first page look on page 100

[01:35:59] What's on page when you go to page 100 at the top it says you are a fool for looking

[01:36:05] So I'm just a pranked by 12 year old from over a hundred years ago

[01:36:08] This is the kind of intense training that a free diver needs to go through to improve their ability to hold a breath

[01:36:14] That's when I decided I would do a final stroke to end the dive, but it was too late

[01:36:18] I had my first blackout at my first competition

[01:36:22] The safety divers quickly did the rescue protocol blow tap talk roll on the face

[01:36:28] Tap the cheek and talk to the diver which will bring the freediver back to consciousness

[01:36:34] This can't saw that this baby was about to crawl down the stairs and stop them. They must be very passionate about it

[01:36:40] So do things like that

[01:36:45] Very scary. Oh

[01:36:52] It's a smart cat.

[01:36:53] It's a smart cat.

[01:36:54] Ooh!

[01:36:55] Cute!

[01:36:56] It's a misprint zebra.

[01:37:01] That's very cool looking.

[01:37:06] It's a shiny.

[01:37:19] I know catapulters can make sounds.

[01:37:21] This huge floating bog started to get too close to land,

[01:37:24] so local boaters came together to push it back into the lake.

[01:37:28] What?!

[01:37:30] Just push the island back out into the lake.

[01:37:34] Oh my god.

[01:37:38] Yo, not a Servi. Thank you for the prime. Thank you.

[01:37:43] Was it a pacemaker mark?

[01:37:49] That's cool.

[01:37:57] An artist took over 4,000 individual photographs, cut them out by hand, and made a stop motion

[01:38:03] animation.

[01:38:04] This is by hand?

[01:38:06] Holy shit, I mean even with an exacto knife or something that's crazy.

[01:38:13] It's very cool though.

[01:38:18] No, by foot. Okay, my bad.

[01:38:20] This man is believed to have the largest hands in the world.

[01:38:23] Holy shit!

[01:38:24] His size is measured at around 14 and a half inches around.

[01:38:27] This isn't the result of some sort of disease.

[01:38:30] He was just born with big arms and hands.

[01:38:32] How big is the ring?!

[01:38:34] I can just show you things like hide.

[01:38:35] No different things from around the house.

[01:38:37] What the heck, dude?!

[01:38:39] He can't play lead. No!

[01:38:42] I can't see it.

[01:38:43] A lot of people don't realize-

[01:38:44] I mean, maybe they make a giant mouse for him.

[01:38:48] A giant keyboard.

[01:39:02] Eye punching machines? And they're fine with that?

[01:39:05] They didn't want that happen?

[01:39:07] Oh!

[01:39:16] He's just so happy!

[01:39:23] Too happy, shuts down.

[01:39:29] Yeah, I would get so stressed every time.

[01:39:31] Because that were my dogs.

[01:39:33] getting in his back legs.

[01:39:36] Oh my god, he's doing a little dance.

[01:39:42] This is a type of cold that I hope I never get to experience.

[01:39:45] Type of cold?

[01:39:56] Here's the timeline showing how clouds are made.

[01:40:03] Here's a really creepy bird that sounds exactly like a crying baby.

[01:40:10] This is Niko having a temper tantrum getting ready for a show and now she just said, why

[01:40:17] are you crying?

[01:40:18] Niko, are you done?

[01:40:19] Who put their baby in the dog carrier?

[01:40:25] Oh my God.

[01:40:29] It actually sounds like a human child.

[01:40:31] Here you go.

[01:40:33] Oh, he's so sad.

[01:40:37] That took six months to make.

[01:40:43] This is disgusting to me for some reason.

[01:40:51] Here's something I discovered yesterday while eating a banana.

[01:40:55] If you take your fingers and push it through the middle like this, you'll see that

[01:40:58] The bananas are actually made of three separate pieces.

[01:41:05] Have you guys ever tried to eat your banana-like string cheese with like the little parts that

[01:41:11] peel off?

[01:41:14] It doesn't work very well past the first layer.

[01:41:21] Are some people question-marking me?

[01:41:22] You don't have like the bananas, strings?

[01:41:25] This is just a deal with some people.

[01:41:27] I actually don't like them.

[01:41:28] I've seen this, dear.

[01:41:31] It's weird.

[01:41:34] Just trying to sniff.

[01:41:38] See, I told you guys!

[01:41:40] The clams and the oysters

[01:41:44] that I donated money for.

[01:41:47] For the wildlife charity.

[01:41:49] It's not a scam! It was real!

[01:41:53] It's real.

[01:41:58] over 16 minutes long 16 minutes very oppressive yeah even Maya said it was

[01:42:12] real it's a real charity video footage showing up what their new night vision

[01:42:16] goggles can do we're just going to get update emails yeah they text me sometimes

[01:42:23] to be like, this is a cat, a wild cat. We're saving the forest or something. I don't know.

[01:42:31] I don't usually read them.

[01:42:32] These bees work together to open up a bottle of soda. Oh my god. Bees and ants are so

[01:42:39] smart.

[01:42:40] This is what a marriage market looks like in China. You can walk right in and look

[01:42:50] for someone that might be your potential husband or wife.

[01:42:53] What is this? A dating market?

[01:42:55] I am a real marriage not a matchmaking agency sincere real marriage handsome man

[01:43:01] 45 years old 1.67 meters tall

[01:43:05] Cosy Zach thinking for the prime stable work good at cooking honest and stable decent style hard-working down-to-earth

[01:43:11] Responsible for the family excellent personality good health emotional single-minded kind of considerate wife

[01:43:17] Retired with social security family no parents. No brothers. No wives

[01:43:23] No parents, wait, no parents, no brothers, no wives, no, oh he's saying he doesn't have

[01:43:30] parents, no parents, no brothers, no wives, no children, no criminal record, no smoking,

[01:43:34] alcohol, gambling, drug addiction, nice.

[01:43:37] These men approach these two women and are trying to convince them that they are the

[01:43:40] perfect match.

[01:43:47] I mean, I feel like this is weird, but I kind of feel like maybe it's better than a dating app.

[01:43:54] I don't, I don't know, like dating apps are kind of scary to me.

[01:44:03] Firefighters in Croatia were watching a crucial penalty shot when they were called to respond to an emergency.

[01:44:13] The game!

[01:44:14] Holy shit, they're so fast!

[01:44:21] Wow!

[01:44:24] What about the one guy?

[01:44:31] Wow, so fast.

[01:44:36] I've heard of these.

[01:44:43] They look cool.

[01:44:46] Chickens!

[01:44:47] If you eat an onion in the winter, there's a very good chance that onion is several months

[01:44:56] old.

[01:44:57] The best onions can only be grown in the northern hemisphere during the summer.

[01:45:01] As a result, farmers need to save a large amount of onions so that consumers can eat

[01:45:06] them during the winter.

[01:45:07] I love onions.

[01:45:11] I know a lot of people don't like onions because of the texture, but I like it, I like that, they're like soft and crisp at the same time, they're so delicious.

[01:45:19] You can connect your phone, and there's a motion button, but I don't have that one set up.

[01:45:23] When I was in high school, my friend group had a weird obsession with Shrek.

[01:45:29] I think it was like, Shrek was like the equivalent of like the 6-7 meme back then, and they were like, guys, would it be funny if we all took bites from a raw onion like an apple?

[01:45:39] Like we were Shrek and we were like oh yeah and I took a bifurna and I actually liked it

[01:45:45] and I was like wait am I a fucking weirdo? I actually thought it tasted pretty good.

[01:45:51] I didn't mind it at all.

[01:45:52] Creation firefighters are among the best in the world and in chat toka crows.

[01:45:58] True, very cool.

[01:45:59] Cool.

[01:46:00] That is the end of this video.

[01:46:07] Are we hope you enjoyed?

[01:46:08] And I'll see you guys again next time.

[01:46:10] Thanks, Mr. Daily.

[01:46:13] Another great video.

[01:46:14] I think that's the only one that, um, okay, yeah.

[01:46:17] I am caught up on Mr. Daily now.

[01:46:21] Which time?

[01:46:22] Bro, my game's at...

[01:46:24] Why is it so slow?

[01:46:26] Oh my God.

[01:46:28] Well, I'm just gonna play Witcher then

[01:46:32] It ease what it ease

[01:46:35] It is Witcher time

[01:46:58] Wait, is this Silver Wolf from Hongkai?

[01:47:06] Yeah, what is that?

[01:47:28] Gensokyo!

[01:47:30] You're a koto-ho!

[01:47:32] You're a koto-ho!

[01:47:34] So this is the first song of our real work,

[01:47:38] this can is what is this!

[01:47:40] I'm gonna tell you the whole story,

[01:47:42] oh, you'll get ready now!

[01:47:44] What is this?!

[01:47:46] What is this for my armor stand?!

[01:47:48] Miku is a gacha gambler?

[01:47:50] Oh no, they made Hatsune Miku a degenerate!

[01:47:54] We're gonna attend to Gacha Gamblers. This is so sad.

[01:48:07] That looks like you. I love it!

[01:48:10] I don't know what's going on inside

[01:48:13] I don't know what's going on inside

[01:48:17] In the jungle garden

[01:48:19] I don't know what's going on inside

[01:48:22] The nipples are in easy mode

[01:48:25] Just stop

[01:48:29] Pressing two buttons!

[01:48:30] What the heck is this?

[01:48:32] Just do it, thanks for the phone box

[01:48:34] It's a very good visuals cute video, thanks for showing me what is this.

[01:48:47] Brain wand!

[01:49:04] I'm so intrigued because it's like a serious song and it's the visual part of the song

[01:49:34] Those are beautiful, but whoo!

[01:49:36] Ready?

[01:49:37] Oh, oh, oh, there's a lot of people

[01:49:40] What a song

[01:49:41] Oh, oh, oh, there's a lot of people

[01:49:50] Oh my god, her playbacks are scary

[01:49:52] The eye boy is small for a rubber.

[01:50:04] The road doesn't know about a boat boy.

[01:50:08] It's not a eye, but it's not human, either.

[01:50:12] Why are your face so scary?

[01:50:22] Oh my god, he's tweaking.

[01:50:32] Fire rescue guy, thank you for the gift spell.

[01:50:44] Love how it's low-key unsettling, bro. I love shit that's low-key unsettling. I've been looking for a new um,

[01:50:51] like

[01:50:53] Psychological horror type game to play. I don't like normal horror like I don't like jump scares and gore and stuff

[01:50:59] But I like games like mouthwashing early like stuff like that, but normal horror games

[01:51:04] No, my stance on that has not changed

[01:51:08] It has not changed

[01:51:13] No, no, no, no new horror game

[01:51:20] Seriously

[01:51:22] What is this?

[01:51:24] Oh my god it's another ad.

[01:51:29] There's a whole kind of star reel ad.

[01:51:42] That is so pretty.

[01:51:44] It's so cool.

[01:51:46] That's a 3 year anniversary ad.

[01:51:51] It's pretty.

[01:52:09] Alright, there was a little bug, but I didn't get it.

[01:52:13] I don't know, I lost it, it's gone.

[01:52:25] Is this only one guy's story?

[01:52:28] How cute!

[01:52:30] Dude, it always bothered me that this character is named March 3rd or whatever her name is.

[01:52:35] Like dude, like they're like, oh that's the day that we found her, like bro.

[01:52:42] We have March 7th, March 7th.

[01:52:44] Her name is March 7th.

[01:52:56] Did I make Donald's do a Miku collab too, or did I hallucinate that?

[01:53:05] Yeah, I feel like I remember that.

[01:53:21] I assured Tenpianron for the Neverness to Everness launch.

[01:53:24] I made it on a point all Wednesday.

[01:53:27] I also have a- I have a college play for it.

[01:53:31] They sent me a costume.

[01:53:32] I'm like, wow, thank you!

[01:53:34] It's super cute too

[01:53:37] Wait, I wonder I bought I was gonna make fun of me, but um

[01:53:43] It's a cat girl, so I got um I got Miku colored cat ears for it, but I haven't seen if they arrived yet

[01:53:54] Let me see please tell me they arrived I paid for

[01:53:59] Expensive shipping

[01:54:01] Oh my god, please.

[01:54:05] Tracking.

[01:54:06] I don't think it's- they're gonna arrive in time.

[01:54:11] Oh no.

[01:54:13] I don't know.

[01:54:16] I need them in two days.

[01:54:18] Frick, I paid for like super expensive shipping.

[01:54:22] Oh man.

[01:54:24] Well maybe I'll get lucky.

[01:54:26] I like mouth washing and you want a psychological horror game with zero scream as you would absolutely

[01:54:31] love who's Leela.

[01:54:33] Have you played it before?

[01:54:34] I have not.

[01:54:35] I haven't heard it either.

[01:54:36] It's a game about making the character have the right facial expressions.

[01:54:39] It's so peek-a-mo-roo-sit.

[01:54:40] I will look it up.

[01:54:44] Who's Leela?

[01:54:47] $12.

[01:54:48] Oh my god!

[01:54:49] Oh my god!

[01:54:50] Wait, this does look unsettling.

[01:54:51] Wait, this does look unsettling.

[01:54:59] Oh god. Okay, maybe I will get this one.

[01:55:05] Let me add a two-cart.

[01:55:09] Okay.

[01:55:10] But for now, it is Witcher time. Diablo's only 40% done.

[01:55:16] How is my shit so fucked, dude?

[01:55:19] Oh my god. Oh my god. Can you do this with chorm and mott's?

[01:55:27] What?

[01:55:32] Whoa! That was the quality so good.

[01:55:37] Sniff up.

[01:55:39] Oh, so very cute, so very very cute.

[01:55:59] Okay, let's play some witcher.

[01:56:04] I haven't played in like three days or something.

[01:56:08] I only have nine hours of the game.

[01:56:09] Wow, I feel like I had more.

[01:56:13] All right.

[01:56:14] It is about that time.

[01:56:16] Which are time?

[01:56:21] Yeah, we're going to thank you for the six months.

[01:56:23] Oh my God, why did you download that one?

[01:56:38] Do you have a little ad?

[01:56:39] No, I just wanted to play it!

[01:56:41] Is that a crime?

[01:56:43] NPC Matt, thank you for the five gifts.

[01:56:46] Thanks Matt.

[01:56:47] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[01:56:50] Much appreciated.

[01:56:51] Resume the download.

[01:56:52] Oh true.

[01:56:53] True. True.

[01:56:56] You right, true.

[01:57:02] Well, I mean, I don't know if I'm even going to end up playing it if I just launch.

[01:57:07] So, I don't know.

[01:57:11] Well, what do you guys want?

[01:57:16] I don't say it's like cases or something.

[01:57:19] I'm gonna go pee, I will be right back.

[01:57:49] And yet you do not bleed.

[01:57:51] You do not kneel to dust your heads with ash.

[01:57:56] Just that you will. Why have the gods forsaken us?

[01:58:02] We must look into the trials we failed long ago.

[01:58:06] In a time past,

[01:58:08] our world intertwined with another.

[01:58:11] Throughout evil scholars call the conjunction of the spheres.

[01:58:15] the gods allowed unholy forces to slip into our domain the offspring of that

[01:58:24] cataclysm was the nefarious force called magic yet we did not banish it

[01:58:33] instead studying the violet king for our own power and wealth guys look at my

[01:58:40] shirt look at my shirt again I did wash my hands my soap is peach

[01:59:04] Sent it I got the spring sense out from my collection of soap

[01:59:22] Who asked

[01:59:26] So I should keep going chat we're never mind for two guys

[01:59:34] Cause I find a controller, I don't fucking remember.

[01:59:39] No cosplay for Game of the Year, what is Game of the Year like 10 years ago, but I did buy some Witcher cosplays.

[01:59:46] They're just not here yet.

[01:59:48] Yo Johnny, thanks for the gift sub to you Eat Soap.

[01:59:52] Well isn't eating soap better than not using it at all?

[01:59:56] Not that I do that, but just saying.

[02:00:04] I'm looking at food I could get.

[02:00:26] I'm just deciding if I want to be a chudder or a chad today.

[02:00:31] Tough decisions.

[02:00:36] Tough choices.

[02:00:41] Also I'm now ordering new cat ears since my other ones won't arrive in time, Sash.

[02:00:50] I don't know, I can't find any with the right color.

[02:00:59] Hopefully they arrive in time.

[02:01:08] They need to be like Miku colored.

[02:01:10] Am I going to try to make some or die some?

[02:01:23] The sponsor's going to hate me if I don't have these cat ears.

[02:01:27] It's very important.

[02:01:28] Hmm.

[02:01:30] Tulfur.

[02:01:35] How does everything get delivered?

[02:01:47] Okay, now I found the wrong color.

[02:01:55] Okay, I've found these weird rave boots that are the color that I need.

[02:02:04] I'm buying them, and I will try to just make my own, I guess.

[02:02:10] I'll just cut them up.

[02:02:15] Well, guess I'm going to make some cat ears.

[02:02:31] Oh yeah, last time I played Witcher I tried to start the Trisk quest because I don't

[02:02:39] see her but I'm too low level and I got my ass beat by two thugs and now I gotta

[02:02:46] leave the area and try not to get one shot by the mobs

[02:02:54] I'm thinking Papa John's pizza okay ramen or pizza I will be at shud my

[02:03:09] tomorrow the Baron's daughter where the fuck am I pizza okay it is chud time

[02:03:17] Papa John's baby it's Papa John's being my favorite pizza bad taste I'm gonna

[02:03:27] large I love Papa John's I'm gonna get the garlic Parmesan cheese crust I love

[02:03:38] Papa John's oh I don't like Papa John he said some weird things but I love Papa

[02:03:45] John's pizza I'm gonna get the special garlic sauce wait they have the spicy

[02:03:53] garlic sauce now not my pick then what's the best pizza that's not a local

[02:04:00] chain like the best chain pizza bucket of oil what Papa John's little Caesar's I

[02:04:21] don't really like little Caesar's local I said not a not a local place so it's

[02:04:29] like ones that could be compared to Dominoes.

[02:04:32] I actually like Dominoes.

[02:04:41] Like Allie said, can you gift at least 20 subs?

[02:04:45] Try to see if alerts are fixed that doesn't break stream

[02:04:47] element.

[02:04:49] I have to gift to myself to see if when I gift subs to Chad,

[02:04:53] it's going to break the stream again.

[02:04:55] Yo, Sandman, to Sandman, thanks for 17 months.

[02:05:02] Okay, money laundering time.

[02:05:06] Wow, King Court, thank you for the 20, thank you.

[02:05:11] Or thank you, King Court, I don't know if she met me,

[02:05:16] because whenever I gift chat subs, it plays out every single thing one by one.

[02:05:23] I gift 50 it'll play it 50 times, but they thank you king court for the 20 like we'll see now if it plays it 20 times

[02:05:30] When I gift 20

[02:05:32] Are you replaying what you're three? No, this is my first playthrough

[02:05:36] Oxenfort

[02:05:41] Did it work

[02:05:44] It's still broken well, okay, you guys have to watch it 20 times now enjoy

[02:05:49] Boy, let me rest, refresh my things.

[02:05:55] But yeah, this is my first playthrough.

[02:05:59] First time.

[02:06:00] Hi, Wontap, how are you?

[02:06:10] Oh my God, I was saying earlier

[02:06:12] how I never really see tweets about other streamers,

[02:06:15] But I always, I don't think I even follow Juan Tam,

[02:06:19] I should follow him, but I always see his tweets

[02:06:22] where he's like, not again,

[02:06:23] that it's a picture of him with someone at a con

[02:06:26] that was like in a lot of trouble.

[02:06:29] Where's my fucking horse?

[02:06:31] I do see those.

[02:06:41] All right, we go, we go now.

[02:06:42] Wait, did I order my pizza?

[02:06:44] I'm also ordering a whole two liter jug of root beer.

[02:06:57] All right.

[02:06:58] Okay, so I was thinking about this.

[02:07:02] When did I take off?

[02:07:03] Was it Saturday?

[02:07:05] So, people who have played this game before,

[02:07:10] so for streaming, I don't really want to have this be,

[02:07:14] Oh wait, I missed a quest pickup.

[02:07:16] I don't really want to have this be like a 200 hour play through,

[02:07:19] but do you think it's worth doing like every single side quest?

[02:07:24] Or should I do like, um, sorry, I forgot how to play.

[02:07:29] Should I do like some side quests?

[02:07:33] Like half of them or something?

[02:07:34] My, oh, get em' wrong!

[02:07:37] Holy shit, holy teamwork.

[02:07:40] Just do some.

[02:07:41] Wait, all are some.

[02:07:45] Because like, if it's worth doing all of them, then I mean, might as well, but...

[02:07:50] I sense there's a quest here.

[02:07:54] Excuse me!

[02:07:58] Excuse me!

[02:08:03] Let me in!

[02:08:06] Excuse me!

[02:08:08] Oh, okay, I just talked to the door.

[02:08:13] Let's all order a question white orchard.

[02:08:19] I guess I already know someone.

[02:08:21] Does she not look exactly the same as the other child that was in the castle?

[02:08:31] 25 dollars is a lot.

[02:08:36] Here, be sure to share it with the others.

[02:08:42] Thank you. Here, for you. For your kindness.

[02:08:47] Guys, just remember, if Wanteep asks to take a picture with you at a con, don't do it.

[02:08:57] Run far far away

[02:09:05] They entered his hut and began to search first they tore through his bed and dried twigs covered the sheet

[02:09:09] Half of you with the number one first person were wolves. Yo, hammy. Thanks for the six months

[02:09:17] Feet covering a force drop they found second proof a wolf's hide. Oh, yeah, I never went back to kill that other were wolf

[02:09:26] They're just weak to fire, right?

[02:09:31] Or was there more that I learned?

[02:09:37] Oh, yeah, I don't think I've taken a picture with Wontep.

[02:09:47] Wontep, do you have like a collection of pictures with like a hundred people so it's like just

[02:09:56] are coincidence or are you just like really really unlucky? I'm very curious. I don't

[02:10:01] know if you just like to take a picture of every single person that you meet. What? Yo

[02:10:07] here you do, thank you for the bits, thank you.

[02:10:09] Side quests are some of the best content, but at least do the contracts.

[02:10:14] At least do the contracts, okay. I have a lot but I haven't taken pictures of a

[02:10:20] lot of people too. So damn, so it's kind of just bad luck maybe it seems. Pretty

[02:10:25] Pretty crazy. It's funny.

[02:10:35] Doesn't make you like not like think twice but have like weird like oh no

[02:10:41] what if not so he has to take pictures with people now. I feel like not really

[02:10:45] now because I'm sure most most people you've met are normal. It's just funny.

[02:10:52] Silver sword's broken. Oh, yeah, it's true. I need to fix that.

[02:11:03] Stay out of my way.

[02:11:05] Sorry.

[02:11:09] Can I just bust through this door?

[02:11:12] Yes, I can.

[02:11:16] Do a podcast with Wanda?

[02:11:18] Lift the curse.

[02:11:20] Oh my god.

[02:11:24] It's such like a cringe multi-layer meme.

[02:11:28] Like, no one's gonna understand it except for, like,

[02:11:31] probably, like, the thousand people that watch my stream the most.

[02:11:36] Yeah!

[02:11:37] Oh my god, yeah, we gotta plan the podcast.

[02:11:39] No

[02:11:41] case of the plague surface in the city or something the plague

[02:11:47] We're to not let focus the cities in order so I don't unless the plague

[02:11:53] The blue bonnie plague I've got away true. I got the past wait

[02:11:56] Yes, I bought one and I got one for free because I'm the dumb ass. I remember missing a seal red woman

[02:12:03] Well now I'm getting a like PTSD from Red Dead I'm like oh no it's a gay role to

[02:12:23] gonna get the plague. Oh, it's way up about Roach. That's how I Roach.

[02:12:35] Why? I don't like these emotes you guys are using.

[02:12:41] I got TV. Do we still have Arthur Morgan emotes? Oh, I think Arthur is still Arthur

[02:12:56] Morgan.

[02:12:57] Oh! Such a good emote.

[02:13:01] Oh my fucking god! I just remembered! Oh my god, I can't believe I forgot! Oh my

[02:13:09] Oh my God, I can't believe I forgot what I need to actually go full cam for this.

[02:13:12] Oh my God.

[02:13:13] Oh my God.

[02:13:14] Dude, I was, okay.

[02:13:16] So I get a lot of suspicious, like not suspicious, but I get a lot of PR packages like from

[02:13:22] companies and just like random things, right?

[02:13:26] Like Melissa will have them like directed to my address in it, but if I don't recognize

[02:13:32] a box, I usually just don't open it, right?

[02:13:34] Because I'm like, oh, it's probably just like a hashtag ad for something I don't

[02:13:37] really care about.

[02:13:39] So a month ago, I got this unmarked black PR package box.

[02:13:46] I know it's a PR package because it has my business name

[02:13:49] on it, not my real name or emerald.

[02:13:51] But I never opened it until Saturday.

[02:13:57] I didn't open it until Saturday.

[02:13:59] And guess what it was?

[02:14:02] Fucking Rockstar sent me a box of Red Dead 2 stuff.

[02:14:07] I was like what? I feel like they might have seen like the bear clip or something

[02:14:12] and yeah I never knew because I just thought it was like a random PR package

[02:14:17] but I was like dude so cool! So they sent me, I didn't open any of this because I

[02:14:24] opened it and my jaw dropped I was like what? Are you serious? But I should

[02:14:30] have checked the return address because like the box literally says Rockstar

[02:14:34] games in tiny text on the like return address but um so anyway they sent me a

[02:14:41] mug which I haven't opened yet because I wanted to wait to show you guys I can't

[02:14:45] believe I forgot oh my gosh I literally just remembered it's got the raw star

[02:14:53] logo and outlaws for life on it very cool and then this is heavy oh it's a

[02:15:00] Candle says, clean out your nostrils with this blood orange incense amber rock

[02:15:08] rose smoke cedar sandalwood violet leaf in juniper tar scented juniper tar

[02:15:13] scented black wax candle holy shit I do I love candles and soap so this is this

[02:15:22] This is amazing.

[02:15:25] I shall of course light it.

[02:15:28] Of course.

[02:15:35] Oh, that's, wait.

[02:15:37] Why is it?

[02:15:42] What does it smell like?

[02:15:47] This is gonna sound crazy,

[02:15:48] but I feel like it smells like beecher.

[02:15:50] And it says Red Dead Redemption 2 on it.

[02:15:58] It literally smells like beef jerky to me.

[02:16:02] Wow, it says Blood Orange Incense Amber Rock Rose Smoke Cedar.

[02:16:11] I think it's the smoke cedar.

[02:16:13] I'm smelling Sandalwood Violet Leaf and Juniper Tar.

[02:16:18] What is Juniper Tar?

[02:16:20] I have my um Arthur Morgan candle now

[02:16:23] That smells like it actually smells like beef jerky to me and a valet tray

[02:16:32] Just like a trinkets holder I suppose

[02:16:38] Can't wait I forgot to tell you guys cuz I yeah, I opened it on Saturdays like holy shit

[02:16:42] I have to open the rest of this on stream. I

[02:16:46] Could not believe it. I

[02:16:48] I don't know if they like saw the bear clip or if they like watched any of the Red Dead

[02:16:54] playthrough or anything, but yeah that was so cool!

[02:16:57] Especially because it's not even a new game, so I was like wow they're just holding on

[02:17:00] to all this Red Dead stuff.

[02:17:04] Super nice.

[02:17:08] Red Dead 2 Rockstar logo keychain.

[02:17:13] Ask them!

[02:17:14] I mean I don't know how.

[02:17:15] note or anything in here and then oh goodness looks like some clothes or this

[02:17:23] is a bag I think I got a red bed tote bag hell yeah when I go to the grocery

[02:17:30] store I lost her life and then they also set me up a red bandana and I thought

[02:17:42] I thought it was just a random red bandana at first, but it's branded.

[02:17:49] Isn't that cool?

[02:17:53] Mask on.

[02:17:55] Wait, I have to go get my cowboy hat that I used during the playthrough.

[02:18:12] I don't even know if it has a little Rockstar logo on it too.

[02:18:31] I don't know how to fold a bandana to do the face thing.

[02:18:38] Da da da da da!

[02:18:40] Da da da da da!

[02:18:42] Da da da da!

[02:18:46] Stick em up cowboy, wait, let me get my airsoft gun.

[02:18:50] Got my mother gave me a Christmas.

[02:18:56] Stick em up cowboy!

[02:18:58] Like, they look so stupid with my shirt.

[02:19:08] Yeah, this was so cool.

[02:19:17] I was like wow, I can't believe they sent me Red Dead 2 stuff.

[02:19:24] Very cool, you don't look the least bit threatening while I tried my best.

[02:19:28] I tried my best, kind of, but yeah I just wanted to show you guys that I thought it was super

[02:19:36] cool.

[02:19:37] I love the hack so awesome, it was so nice.

[02:19:44] Very awesome.

[02:19:47] When they send it, it must have been like over a month ago because I've had the box

[02:19:52] in my room for a while but I thought it was just a random QR package. I don't know, it's

[02:19:59] from the Mr. Rock star. Very cool. Ow, the cap hit my toe again! Stop! Why are you like

[02:20:15] Take this!

[02:20:16] Goodness.

[02:20:17] Oh my fucking, my horse is- Roach, move your fat ass!

[02:20:30] Good grief.

[02:20:33] Can I open this?

[02:20:37] Okay, where am I supposed to be going right now?

[02:20:44] You need to read the notices to get the quests.

[02:20:46] Wait, really?

[02:20:50] How do I read the notices?

[02:20:52] There's a lot of notices I haven't read.

[02:20:55] Is it books?

[02:20:57] Quest books.

[02:20:59] A few second letters are currently shown.

[02:21:01] Is it this?

[02:21:03] Your eyes.

[02:21:06] Thanks.

[02:21:09] Items. Inventory.

[02:21:14] Oh, quest items, other?

[02:21:21] Like, do I scroll through them?

[02:21:29] Bookworm, read 30 books!

[02:21:30] Oh my god, I'm so smart, I'm such a nerd.

[02:21:34] Just open them and scroll through.

[02:21:36] Okay.

[02:21:37] So we're good now, right?

[02:21:43] Walk around the area.

[02:21:48] Hello?

[02:21:51] Oh, 80 pound gorilla thanks to the gift set to rock star.

[02:22:10] Oh, thank you for the 20!

[02:22:30] Thanks, Oaf!

[02:22:32] Thank you, thank you, thank you!

[02:22:34] Appreciate it, Oaf.

[02:22:36] Thanks so much!

[02:22:37] Thanks, Oaf!

[02:22:38] Oh, why she looked like Tracer just trace her hair. Thank you so much. Oh

[02:22:45] We've nothing to talk about

[02:22:51] Got every right to be angry your father and he's worried about you. I'm already trace sir

[02:22:56] I have a right. Thank you kindly so good to have the approval of his high of thumb

[02:23:01] Oh, my father worries only about what to get sourced on next

[02:23:05] A saust on a drunk cuz he's a drunk wife beater. You're right. He's a jackass

[02:23:15] But he's your father

[02:23:17] You're right. Your father's a jackass that we agree, but in that case, why are you helping you?

[02:23:24] Because he knows something about someone dear to me promise to tell me if I found you and your mother

[02:23:29] Got it a bit of black man just his style

[02:23:32] Well, I'd rather be honest with her, right?

[02:23:37] Oh, yeah, I want to know the daughter's side of the story.

[02:24:02] Father would drink, disappear for days, then come home in a rage and send furniture flying.

[02:24:09] Send furniture flying!

[02:24:11] I was glad every time they sent him off.

[02:24:13] And the quarrel said thank God for the war because he left Jesus!

[02:24:17] As he beat her, then her sobbing.

[02:24:20] I'd hide under my bed and knock the sky.

[02:24:22] Okay, yeah, fuck this guy.

[02:24:23] She should not go on.

[02:24:25] Fuck this guy.

[02:24:28] Finally we've had enough.

[02:24:29] Hell no!

[02:24:31] Across the line and we fled

[02:24:38] Well, then they say then they apply up the mom miscarried because he pushed her and she fell on the ground I

[02:24:48] Still want to know like what she's gonna say. I don't need to pry but I know your mother had a miscarriage

[02:24:54] He's doing he shut

[02:24:56] That's how it started. They said that earlier. We were like no one's help blood everywhere

[02:25:01] Are all the dads in this game life abusers?

[02:25:05] What?

[02:25:06] Gerralt seems okay.

[02:25:09] I mean, he doesn't have a life but he has girlfriends.

[02:25:21] Holy shit!

[02:25:23] Man, they really fucking hate this guy.

[02:25:25] I mean, I can't say that I blame them.

[02:25:31] to attract her into the woods. That's true.

[02:25:34] We were riding towards the river. Suddenly, Mum cried out.

[02:25:38] Ben Tover almost fell off her horse. I rode up to her and saw something strange.

[02:25:43] Her hands were on fire. And then that creature...

[02:25:46] Wait, guys, the flame on my... my Red Dead Redemption 2 Rockstar candle is so tall.

[02:25:51] Look.

[02:25:52] I saw it in toppled trees. I've never been so scared.

[02:25:54] Most of my candles do not burn this tall. Why are they so tall?

[02:25:57] Thing. Grabbed my Mum and disappeared into the woods.

[02:26:00] I wanted to turn back go after them, but the horse is panicked. It's not that crazy, but now I don't even know if

[02:26:06] I

[02:26:08] Just want to show the candle again

[02:26:10] Maybe the tar

[02:26:11] maybe I

[02:26:14] Don't really smell anything from it now, but I definitely smelled beef jerky earlier

[02:26:19] What will you do now find my mom you realize that might not be that easy

[02:26:24] Don't worry. I'm not dothed enough to believe I can do it alone

[02:26:27] I've got some new friends now powerful friends

[02:26:30] They'll help me.

[02:26:34] Who are these friends? What about your father?

[02:26:36] Oh, caravans.

[02:26:37] Who are these friends, if it's not a secret?

[02:26:39] No, sir.

[02:26:40] Head of the Church of the Eternal Fire.

[02:26:43] A priest helped me contact the Redanian witch hunters.

[02:26:46] Righteous, brave men.

[02:26:49] They'll help me.

[02:26:51] Hence the candle sticks in your room.

[02:26:53] So you believe in the Eternal Fire.

[02:26:55] Once the heat of the fire has set your heart aflame,

[02:26:58] It gives you strength and leads you down the path of truth for the rest of your life.

[02:27:03] I hope it'll bless you with its warmth one day.

[02:27:05] Thanks.

[02:27:07] Thing is, fire's tricky.

[02:27:09] It's easy to get burned.

[02:27:11] So deep.

[02:27:13] So deep.

[02:27:14] What about your father?

[02:27:15] Who?

[02:27:16] Oh, him.

[02:27:18] I don't care.

[02:27:20] I won't go back to him.

[02:27:22] That bit of my life?

[02:27:23] Forgotten it already?

[02:27:25] Well, well.

[02:27:28] A witcher never thought the Baron would stoop to higher in a monstrous layer.

[02:27:33] Though I hear you're good at tracking things down.

[02:27:39] Desperate fathers have been known to do a lot to find their daughters.

[02:27:42] Unexpected from a witcher.

[02:27:46] Oh no, he's got the flag, doesn't he?

[02:27:47] I thought all you say is he's cleansed.

[02:27:48] Stay far back! Stay away from me!

[02:27:51] Stay far away! Do not get him sick!

[02:27:53] Do not spread your disgusting, disgusting sickness.

[02:27:59] Oh no.

[02:28:01] Yo, holy moly, thank you for the prime.

[02:28:04] Ole moly. Ole moly.

[02:28:13] Witchers are immune to toxins.

[02:28:16] I thought they were immune to poison, they're immune to being sick too.

[02:28:20] He can't get sick.

[02:28:23] Poisons AND being sick?

[02:28:28] Wow.

[02:28:35] This guy looks like he would play blunt.

[02:28:43] Oh, Stuart! Well, thank you for the five gifted!

[02:28:45] Thank you!

[02:28:46] Thanks Stuart!

[02:28:47] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[02:28:49] Thank you so much.

[02:28:53] Is that still work?

[02:29:04] Wait, what if the doll has like a tracker spell or something?

[02:29:09] I would feel so bad for giving that to her.

[02:29:18] Is that a thing?

[02:29:22] Kitty!

[02:29:23] Let's get all our menning leads and belling and find the Baron's wife, okay?

[02:29:33] I also need to repair my sword.

[02:29:34] My shit is bucked.

[02:29:37] Stores locked.

[02:29:38] That's annoying.

[02:29:39] Anything I can loot here?

[02:29:41] I'm stealing some books, stealing a pie, raspberry juice, strawberries, strawberries,

[02:30:21] Now we're going to go look for the mom.

[02:30:31] Yoinkies.

[02:30:32] Crazy.

[02:30:33] You can actually just steal every- dumplings.

[02:30:38] You just steal shit right in front of people.

[02:30:44] Cow's milk.

[02:30:47] Sick.

[02:30:49] Am I an asshole like, well let's come back to bite me in the ass.

[02:31:03] I just don't have a lot of money man, I'm a witcher.

[02:31:07] Alright, I have now stolen everything that I can, now I may take my leave and go back

[02:31:15] out on the streets.

[02:31:18] Uh, hi, where?

[02:31:23] Oh, that must have been enhanced- there's gotta be a blacksmith here, right?

[02:31:33] Do I have to find it before it appears on the map?

[02:31:39] I could also just keep these somewhere.

[02:31:42] Worst case.

[02:31:44] You guys playing what?

[02:31:47] Oh, sorry.

[02:31:52] Thank you very much.

[02:31:57] Where is the blacksmith?

[02:32:05] Blacksmith.

[02:32:09] Wait, where are the scissors?

[02:32:14] Is that a haircut place?

[02:32:16] Hex always thank you for the prime welcome

[02:32:27] Barber I don't do I want to cut his hair though. They're like his hair looks pretty nice long

[02:32:38] Greetings master

[02:32:40] Got a razor and shears good make me look decent

[02:32:44] Does it grow back out? Like a Arthur? Long hair left down just to shave. Shaved head?

[02:32:57] And pony what? It grows back? I want to see what this looks like.

[02:33:04] Oh, it's not as bad as I thought it would be.

[02:33:16] Not as bad as I thought that it would be.

[02:33:25] Only the beard grows back?

[02:33:27] Oh, he's got like an undercut.

[02:33:30] Actually, I don't know if I like it.

[02:33:34] I don't know if I can deal with when having a sort of squirrel-like hair in the cutscenes.

[02:33:41] My pizza's here!

[02:33:43] Let's fucking go, dude!

[02:33:46] Short hair and ponytail.

[02:33:48] Long hair, let down.

[02:33:49] I wanna see what this looks like.

[02:33:53] That's okay.

[02:34:00] I mean I can leave it like this for a while, I don't know.

[02:34:11] Ew.

[02:34:12] You guys don't like it?

[02:34:15] You don't like it?

[02:34:18] Some people like it.

[02:34:19] Some people don't like it.

[02:34:20] OG was the best.

[02:34:21] Well, I just wasted 30 gold if I go back to it.

[02:34:26] I do think the pulled back hair looks the best.

[02:34:29] I do actually agree with that.

[02:34:31] Well, I got a shave at least.

[02:34:40] Well, I at least saw the options.

[02:34:50] Is there a way I can just find the blacksmith?

[02:34:58] Zoom in.

[02:34:59] I was trying to zoom in, but...

[02:35:04] It doesn't want me to zoom in more.

[02:35:08] The one you walked by.

[02:35:10] What?

[02:35:13] I walked by it?

[02:35:16] When?

[02:35:20] He's past it on the mini map.

[02:35:36] What?

[02:35:40] Die?

[02:35:46] It didn't show me any blacksmiths in this area that I've walked by.

[02:35:53] It's nor- I saw some- Excuse me!

[02:35:56] I saw someone all say that it was south.

[02:36:02] It's not the grinds?

[02:36:07] No, that's the armors table.

[02:36:09] That's not the blacksmith, is it?

[02:36:14] Yeah that's not it. I think that's what y'all thought that I walked by. That's not it.

[02:36:30] Where is, oh my god, the candlestar and the smell. And it smells like barbecue and beef

[02:36:41] Turkey

[02:36:45] That is it are you sure they'll set that wasn't it

[02:37:06] How do I get to this building here we go

[02:37:11] What?

[02:37:12] So does this guy repair?

[02:37:16] Yes, I'm gonna get the pizza chew!

[02:37:30] Chew!

[02:37:31] Oh repair.

[02:37:32] Okay, perfect.

[02:37:33] 37 bro.

[02:37:34] What the fuck?

[02:37:35] 37 bro, what the fuck?

[02:37:42] Dude the pizza's not gonna go cold or start molding just cause I take 5 minutes to grab it.

[02:37:49] TILL, RELAX!

[02:37:50] I'm gonna get it.

[02:37:52] I will be right back.

[02:38:35] The delivery driver accidentally gave me his full DoorDash backpack.

[02:38:51] So, um, yeah, I mean, I'm gonna go put it back outside in case they come back, but uh,

[02:39:05] yeah.

[02:39:06] I didn't even use Door Dash, I used Uber Eats.

[02:39:12] What is this?

[02:39:14] Look.

[02:39:15] Okay, I better put it back outside just in case they come back for it, I guess.

[02:39:25] I'll let you guys know if they think I'm extremely good.

[02:39:45] I feel like they're not going to come back for it, but I'll get outside just in case.

[02:40:11] Let's play cards and wouldn't be bad.

[02:40:26] My pizza!

[02:40:27] It's so beautiful.

[02:40:28] Let's play Gwent.

[02:40:29] It's so beautiful. Let's play Gwent. Amazing. I already kind of forgot how to play.

[02:40:49] Change your leader, not bad.

[02:40:59] Aw, this is...

[02:41:11] Why, I guess?

[02:41:13] You are awful but learning.

[02:41:15] Sorry.

[02:41:16] Oh, and look.

[02:41:18] My root beer!

[02:41:23] What is this one?

[02:41:28] Let me place another close combat or ranged combat, it cannot be moved once placed.

[02:41:35] So you spy early, right?

[02:41:39] Maybe I just do my two spies and then half-half.

[02:41:44] Ooh, I got cooperation cards.

[02:41:49] Orbin Soldier, what is this?

[02:41:55] No, this is good though, he's using cards that are good cards.

[02:42:01] Alright.

[02:42:06] Cause I'm gonna lose this anyway.

[02:42:10] Okay, I got a rain card.

[02:42:13] He passed. Oh, he knows. He knows.

[02:42:25] It burns so good.

[02:42:32] So delicious.

[02:42:39] Oh, it's my turn.

[02:42:41] I think we're gonna just go for a play instead, play it instantly.

[02:43:01] I'm just gonna play basic shit I guess and save my crazy shit.

[02:43:12] Oh why'd he pass?

[02:43:17] Wait I didn't even- what?

[02:43:22] Well that's fine I still have all my cards.

[02:43:27] Well, hopefully that five of...

[02:43:33] It's okay because I have a medic draw from discard pile and I had no discards before, right? So...

[02:43:43] It's okay.

[02:43:47] It doesn't really matter.

[02:43:49] Holy shit, okay.

[02:43:59] That was fine, I guess.

[02:44:16] K-Dog Arkham, thank you for the prime.

[02:44:20] What is that?

[02:44:21] 10?

[02:44:27] Not affected by special cards or abilities,

[02:44:29] I might be cooked.

[02:44:44] Hmm.

[02:44:46] This is fine.

[02:44:49] I think I'll be okay.

[02:44:51] Another?

[02:44:52] What?

[02:44:53] This guy's got way better guards than me.

[02:45:04] What is this dude, what is this?

[02:45:18] That was the strength of all units in that row.

[02:45:21] Okay, I have to do Rain on this right?

[02:45:25] But does the rain not affect the hero?

[02:45:31] Oh, sorry, the fog.

[02:45:44] I'm going to wait to do that till the end, though.

[02:45:58] The fog is gonna hit like crazy.

[02:46:18] Oh my god!

[02:46:39] Oh wait!

[02:46:42] Wait, it's the front row.

[02:46:45] How am I so blind?

[02:46:47] Welp, I fucking lost.

[02:46:52] If I had a snow card, nooo!

[02:46:56] You fucking pussy!

[02:47:01] Play against me again!

[02:47:05] That's crazy.

[02:47:09] He just yawned in my face!

[02:47:15] I feel like I'm going to lose again.

[02:47:40] I lost again bro.

[02:48:09] I think I lost again.

[02:48:24] Yo, it's Leo, thank you for the prime, thank you.

[02:48:39] What does the dummy do again?

[02:48:45] Swap a card in the bell if you want to turn to your hand.

[02:48:52] He hasn't used any spies on me though.

[02:48:58] Play the one?

[02:48:59] That's true.

[02:49:03] Should I just save it?

[02:49:04] I guess they'll be able to play again.

[02:49:11] Oh!

[02:49:14] So I should play the dummy now, to get the spy.

[02:49:34] Okay, he passed.

[02:49:39] I'll make a goon, thanks for 23 months.

[02:49:43] Oh, this is actually for the evening.

[02:49:46] Good evening?

[02:49:52] No, you're supposed to win? What?

[02:49:57] Wait, why?

[02:49:59] Don't I want to lose and get all the cards out?

[02:50:04] I go

[02:50:33] A 10 straight? Well, I have a frauds card this time.

[02:51:03] Use the Leer card.

[02:51:10] Was this do again?

[02:51:12] Play it instantly.

[02:51:14] Do I want that?

[02:51:16] Oh yeah, I might get em.

[02:51:19] Okay, that's good I think.

[02:51:24] Actually, that's good.

[02:51:27] Not this early.

[02:51:32] I'm a bad um I probably don't want to spy right now he's gonna put these out

[02:51:52] damn he is logging what is that

[02:52:02] Well, he probably doesn't know one of those right I didn't put out my my big cards at least oh

[02:52:07] Wait, but this is bad because these are supposed to be my big guys

[02:52:18] What if I just frost right now

[02:52:32] She's on carpet or discard pile, okay.

[02:52:48] I probably- wait, oh fuck, I can't get the dummy back.

[02:52:52] I guess I'll just take a trebuchet.

[02:52:58] Wait, she doesn't get affected by the fog?

[02:53:10] Man, what the hell?

[02:53:21] What strength are these?

[02:53:23] I might want to use the clear sky thing for my guys, and then snow on the front line at

[02:53:36] some point.

[02:53:42] One of them was 10?

[02:53:44] Fuck.

[02:53:45] Oh my god, bruh, fuck.

[02:53:50] I'm trying to think of the math.

[02:53:55] I don't know if I can win this.

[02:54:11] Okay he clearwuthered.

[02:54:13] But he won't have it for the freeze now so that's good, right?

[02:54:17] good. I think I win as long as he doesn't have anything crazy. Oh, spy. Please don't

[02:54:31] call anything crazy. I kind of want to clear weather just to waste time. Right? So he doesn't

[02:54:44] as much time to counter if he, I don't, yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay.

[02:54:53] I mean, I'm already winning right now.

[02:55:02] I think I can still win, I think. Wait, can I?

[02:55:09] Do I even win if I frost him?

[02:55:12] I do, I think. Well,

[02:55:14] We got a- I lost. I still lost.

[02:55:24] God damn it, dude!

[02:55:29] Oh, God!

[02:55:32] This guy's got those crazy ten- ten- ten power cards. I don't have any of those.

[02:55:44] How the fuck do I get those?

[02:55:54] I need to go to an inn, right?

[02:56:03] Gwent quest.

[02:56:05] No, this is important.

[02:56:08] Or is it secondary quest what?

[02:56:38] locked. That's where it's all going to go.

[02:57:03] Hello!

[02:57:05] We don't serve luscious shivers, caretakers or students from philosophy's hall.

[02:57:11] Do I look like I'm any of the people from that list?

[02:57:15] Doesn't have to check. Just always clear our things down.

[02:57:19] So what do they do to you, the students from?

[02:57:21] Rather not joke on it. Alright. Watch your poison.

[02:57:27] Bill, you sell cards?

[02:57:28] Mind if I have a look?

[02:57:31] He does!

[02:57:35] I think they're for a different faction that I don't play though.

[02:57:41] Not with just anybody, and always for high stakes.

[02:57:45] With you, come on.

[02:57:49] I'll play on your terms.

[02:57:53] High stakes.

[02:58:05] How do I change oh change leader?

[02:58:09] Clearing weather effects in play

[02:58:15] You think this one's better

[02:58:25] How to horn your deck was this do they'll show no cards on rope. Oh, okay. This is good

[02:58:35] I should probably get rid of a lot of the weaker cards, right?

[02:58:39] I'm just gonna run by infantry cards, like I don't even want those.

[02:58:50] Should I keep the trebuchets?

[02:58:56] What do I not want here?

[02:58:59] Oh yeah, I went through other...

[02:59:05] Yeah?

[02:59:07] You got to get rid of ones.

[02:59:17] So this is good?

[02:59:22] The fours are fine?

[02:59:24] Oh, you need 22.

[02:59:26] Ow, I need to add the cheerful back.

[02:59:38] So I just have the twos.

[02:59:48] Siege experts.

[02:59:49] Siege experts can be good.

[02:59:52] Okay, I'll add those then.

[02:59:55] So fucking ass um or is this good I don't have any of my like team up cards

[03:00:19] Oh

[03:00:49] Man!

[03:00:57] I just can't get my team up cards.

[03:01:02] Um...

[03:01:06] Frost them?

[03:01:11] Should I?

[03:01:13] Not yet.

[03:01:20] Um, okay.

[03:01:25] I will put down 5 then.

[03:01:30] So I want to save this one in case I draw his buddies.

[03:01:43] Did I decoy this?

[03:02:02] Wait the frost could go crazy here.

[03:02:07] Wait what did I get?

[03:02:12] Not fog

[03:02:42] Is this still too early to frost you think?

[03:03:12] Okay, um, I need to clear weather, I think, but can I not use it?

[03:03:34] Can I not use my clear weather?

[03:03:40] He cancelled it?

[03:03:41] Oh!

[03:03:42] Um...

[03:03:43] Well I could still win.

[03:03:47] I guess, but it's...

[03:03:52] Is this even worth it?

[03:03:59] I don't know if that was worth it, guys, because now I have to play three cards to...

[03:04:09] I don't think that one. I think you guys were wrong. I'm sorry.

[03:04:24] Siege Expert. That's plus 1 to all units in a row.

[03:04:35] I'm just trying to think of how to use the least cards to do this.

[03:05:05] That was expensive.

[03:05:10] I don't know if that was worth it at all.

[03:05:20] Chatter!

[03:05:25] I'd have to win this round, but doesn't he have a crazy...

[03:05:34] I think he used like the same amount of cards as me, kinda.

[03:05:39] He has a spy, it's Gigi.

[03:05:45] You can pass.

[03:05:48] Cause then he'll play one, right?

[03:05:52] He's gonna all get a card.

[03:05:57] Oh, he wins the tie.

[03:06:00] That's so cringe!

[03:06:04] What? He has Yennefer?

[03:06:10] Oh, brother. Okay.

[03:06:17] I can't even get the dummy.

[03:06:22] Maybe just a high cost would be best here probably, right?

[03:06:30] right? I guess I'll take this one because he's probably not gonna... actually, I'm gonna

[03:06:47] Let's take a Trebuchet and then use Fog, I guess.

[03:06:59] I thought that this Fog doesn't work on these cards though, right?

[03:07:02] I thought it was Medic.

[03:07:03] What is this?

[03:07:05] Heavy Zarakania Firescorpion.

[03:07:08] Dude, I don't have any of these fancy ass cards.

[03:07:15] Oof, that's really bad.

[03:07:28] And he cancelled out my thing.

[03:07:34] No posi, thanks for the six months.

[03:07:41] Another spy, brother, what the fuck?

[03:07:48] It is so jover.

[03:07:57] I think he still has like four cards.

[03:08:15] GG.

[03:08:20] Dude, my deck just sucks!

[03:08:26] Why do these people have such fancy cards?

[03:08:30] Maybe I needed to play more people in the starting area?

[03:08:33] I don't know.

[03:08:37] He won another tie!

[03:08:42] Yeah, I beat the Baron for his card.

[03:08:47] Man, fuck you!

[03:08:51] I for sure need a better deck.

[03:08:54] Pam, level 5 still.

[03:09:00] Let's do this level 6 contract, I guess.

[03:09:15] Roach! What is your problem?

[03:09:20] Mode over all those people.

[03:09:24] Well, those aren't ready to do quests that are a bit higher.

[03:09:32] Well, let me do the main quest right now, actually.

[03:09:39] Okay, talk to the Baron about tomorrow.

[03:09:50] Where's the Baron live?

[03:09:57] He's still up here.

[03:10:06] Oh, fuck.

[03:10:11] Oh, fuck.

[03:10:14] Those were expresses, isn't it?

[03:10:21] There we go.

[03:10:29] your daughter hates you man she hates you she said she never wants to see you

[03:10:44] again

[03:10:46] he deserves it she said she had an awful life because of him

[03:10:57] I'm gonna get a smudge.

[03:11:06] It's horrible.

[03:11:11] Oh!

[03:11:12] Oh!

[03:11:13] Oh!

[03:11:14] Oh!

[03:11:15] Oh!

[03:11:16] Oh!

[03:11:17] Oh!

[03:11:18] Oh!

[03:11:19] Oh!

[03:11:20] Oh!

[03:11:21] Oh!

[03:11:22] Oh!

[03:11:23] Oh!

[03:11:24] I'm Mr. Barron sir.

[03:11:42] I'm trying to talk.

[03:11:43] There we go.

[03:11:50] Gave Tamara your gift.

[03:11:52] How'd she react?

[03:11:54] Probably not like you'd have wanted.

[03:11:56] She threw the dog away.

[03:11:58] Through his wine.

[03:12:00] Oh, God, son, how?

[03:12:02] Despite all...

[03:12:03] She hates you!

[03:12:04] Oh.

[03:12:08] Oh.

[03:12:10] But what's with Anna?

[03:12:11] Still don't know anything specific.

[03:12:13] But I'm on her trail.

[03:12:14] Well, we are standing like a knob.

[03:12:16] Find it!

[03:12:17] Wait, yeah, true. His daughter's like 20. He gave her a doll.

[03:12:21] She's like, no!

[03:12:36] Why was this guy so likable at first?

[03:12:41] I thought it was cool.

[03:12:47] I was a temerian soldier more units smashed at the war starts

[03:12:53] Soon after we lost hope of regrouping driving the phone back

[03:12:57] No, so remain

[03:13:01] I like when the root beer burns when you drink it

[03:13:05] Delicious down the slope

[03:13:07] No true there was that scenery helps Siri and the little girl

[03:13:12] He seemed pretty chill fortress make yourselves at home

[03:13:15] Yo, Ney, thanks for the two months!

[03:13:22] Wow!

[03:13:25] Bye-bye.

[03:13:27] Let's get all the remaining leads in Velen and find the Baron's wife.

[03:13:42] So she's the one who got dragged in the forest by monsters, right?

[03:13:49] Do we even know if she's alive?

[03:13:54] Like...

[03:14:12] Y'all fuck with root beer.

[03:14:14] I've had some people tell me I'm disgusting.

[03:14:17] Because root beer is my favorite soda.

[03:14:20] I fucking love root beer.

[03:14:23] And root beer floats.

[03:14:25] Oh my god.

[03:14:26] And at P. Terry's, they have a root beer milkshake.

[03:14:28] It's so fucking delicious.

[03:14:30] Excuse me.

[03:14:31] Yeah, get away from me.

[03:14:33] She's got the flag.

[03:14:35] Yeah, root beer is fucking gas.

[03:14:38] It's so good.

[03:14:39] Root beer makes me nauseous.

[03:14:41] Ah, it was so delicious.

[03:14:45] Well, I want to show you this better than Rupert.

[03:14:48] I'm just going to get off and make him

[03:14:49] teethier across the bridge, because I am lazy.

[03:14:56] Well, Dr. Pepper's pretty good.

[03:14:58] I like Rupert way more than Dr. Pepper, though.

[03:15:02] Personally, I like the signposts.

[03:15:06] Wait, where's the signpost?

[03:15:07] Oh.

[03:15:08] There you go.

[03:15:11] Oh, yeah, I used to fuck with sprite in elementary school sprite was my favorite, but I've kind of outgrown it. I don't know

[03:15:27] Well in

[03:15:30] Investigate all remaining leads and well in what does that mean like just do quests in melon? Ah

[03:15:37] Mata stop

[03:15:41] Why are there so many dang question marks on the map?

[03:15:51] Undiscovered location.

[03:15:55] I should probably go grab all these notice boards too, right?

[03:16:02] I'm so curious, I'm so curious.

[03:16:09] Oh, shit, I've her up in control.

[03:16:17] Hello, Roach.

[03:16:19] Yeah, this game does have an insane amount of content.

[03:16:25] How do you mark stuff on the map?

[03:16:29] Or can you not do that?

[03:16:32] Oh, it's Custom Marker.

[03:16:34] A hut by the light, with the lighthouse.

[03:16:37] I don't know what that means.

[03:16:38] I assume that's some kind of spoiler, but I don't know what

[03:16:40] it means.

[03:16:43] Thank you, Grava, for the three months.

[03:16:53] Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.

[03:16:59] You also have a second main level six class.

[03:17:01] True.

[03:17:02] Let's go.

[03:17:04] You have been Zalinsky for the 10 months.

[03:17:07] True.

[03:17:08] I wish there was caffeinated root beer.

[03:17:12] Why isn't there caffeinated root beer?

[03:17:13] Actually, there probably is caffeinated root beer, but by default it is decaffeinated.

[03:17:19] Delicious.

[03:17:20] FBC Matt, thank you for the fight.

[03:17:26] Thank you.

[03:17:27] Not so fast

[03:17:29] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you sir is I've never had chaff made root beer. I don't think

[03:17:39] But yeah, I fuck with root beer heavy

[03:17:44] And the I fuck with root beer

[03:17:49] Okay, um, let's start the other

[03:17:57] I mean you just hide out.

[03:18:00] Meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow.

[03:18:08] Holy shit, that's so far away, okay.

[03:18:09] I guess I have to um ride there.

[03:18:13] I don't have any TPs there yet.

[03:18:15] Wild Plum take them all.

[03:18:21] Excuse you bitch.

[03:18:24] I can't believe there's no fishing in this game, okay, now it's telling me to-where does

[03:18:33] it want me to go?

[03:18:34] I can't believe there's no fishing in this game, this would be a flawless game if they

[03:18:38] have fishing in it.

[03:18:40] Come on, horsey.

[03:18:48] Where is the path in taking me?

[03:18:54] Yep. Good. Good.

[03:19:12] If they had fishing in this game, I would be so fucking good at that shit. I love fishing.

[03:19:17] I just cross faster.

[03:19:26] Well my horse drown.

[03:19:28] No, she won't even go.

[03:19:43] You fish RL?

[03:19:44] Well, not really, no, but I've been fishing all year long, I've caught stuff, but honestly

[03:19:49] I've only really caught stuff when other people let me use their fishing rod.

[03:19:53] I don't know if that means that I just set it up bad, or if I'm just really unlucky

[03:19:58] and I steal other people's luck when I use their fishing rod, I don't know.

[03:20:05] Oh my god, there's so many of them!

[03:20:19] Do I have bombs?

[03:20:21] Go, man, go.

[03:20:30] I think I still haven't made any.

[03:20:41] I don't really use the alchemy, because I never have the materials.

[03:20:46] I can make cursed oil, and I don't seem to be looting more.

[03:20:51] I feel like I already looted so much.

[03:20:55] Yeah, I see a plant over here.

[03:21:02] You like?

[03:21:06] But whales really help.

[03:21:07] Yeah, I've never used any because I never have the materials to make them.

[03:21:12] Maybe I'm supposed to be buying them?

[03:21:16] Because I did have a- I did meet the ocean materials lady before.

[03:21:22] Yeah?

[03:21:24] Let me see what I can make right now and I don't want to call them bats.

[03:21:30] Um, I can make a bomb!

[03:21:36] Make cursed oil and that's it.

[03:21:38] I'm going to make some bombs.

[03:21:41] Okay, so I made it and now, oh, I touchy, thanks for the 10 gifted, thanks I touchy.

[03:21:50] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[03:21:53] So it's equipped with my consumable slot.

[03:21:56] And how do I use it?

[03:21:57] Is it L, LB?

[03:21:58] Or do I have to like, um, like a torch?

[03:22:09] Okay, so that's how I get the torch out.

[03:22:12] And how do I use the bomb?

[03:22:15] R1.

[03:22:16] Oh, I have to equip it with- okay.

[03:22:22] help me yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay

[03:22:33] whoa Sapphire Dust I got some good shit from that chest

[03:22:43] oh my god it's the bathtub lady I do wonder if the two of you will get to

[03:22:50] Not like I want to bet him. Just want to ask him about Siri.

[03:22:57] Come on!

[03:22:58] Bet him? I didn't know he swang that way as well.

[03:23:04] Well, coming?

[03:23:06] The Velocline.

[03:23:09] Did you say? No.

[03:23:20] I thought they didn't exist.

[03:23:30] What?

[03:23:31] non-existent

[03:23:35] Navigator with

[03:23:41] Can you tell us to the other side

[03:23:47] Teleports Korea

[03:23:50] Not sure I like any of this

[03:23:52] I did not mean to run straight off the edge.

[03:24:21] You dying up there or like

[03:24:36] Okay

[03:24:42] Oh fuck how do I get back up such a

[03:24:51] Oh my fucking god dude.

[03:25:21] Tizu, thanks for the prime.

[03:25:26] Oh, good grief.

[03:25:34] What difficulty?

[03:25:38] The next two hardest, I don't remember what it's called.

[03:25:44] But it's my first playthrough, so I don't want to die the crazy one.

[03:25:48] Synapse, thanks for the 18 months.

[03:25:50] Chill fun blood and broken bones. Yeah

[03:25:55] Thank you

[03:25:59] The wild

[03:26:03] Teleports hurry up

[03:26:06] I'm not sure I know I can use this

[03:26:08] Summon that shit and this time I won't jump down for no reason.

[03:26:21] What do you mean?

[03:26:25] Damn, portals.

[03:26:29] You're a cheerleader.

[03:26:31] Oh, a chest!

[03:26:33] Is that a shirt?

[03:26:36] Spike Rook Akaton! Wait, that's way better than what I have. I will take that.

[03:26:49] So why was she screaming? Where'd she go?

[03:26:55] Oh, shit.

[03:27:06] Oh, they actually don't like that, huh?

[03:27:12] Oh my god.

[03:27:17] I'm about to fucking die.

[03:27:24] Oh my god.

[03:27:31] Yay!

[03:27:33] Now are there more?

[03:27:38] I'm not sure.

[03:27:43] I don't know.

[03:27:49] Yay!

[03:27:57] Now are there more?

[03:28:02] Oh my god, it's so dark

[03:28:08] Um, there were red circles behind me

[03:28:19] Okay, so the marker tells me to go that way, so I'm going to go this way, because maybe

[03:28:28] there's some hidden shit here.

[03:28:29] Okay, well that looks closed off.

[03:28:37] Okay.

[03:28:40] Bath tub lady, where'd you go?

[03:28:48] Use your witcher senses.

[03:28:51] That's not the button.

[03:28:58] Where the fuck is she?

[03:29:03] What did I just do?

[03:29:17] Is it these- this gas?

[03:29:21] Gas clouds and swampy areas are poisonous.

[03:29:25] See all the buffs currently affecting your character.

[03:29:28] Okay, I guess the gas, um, is flammable.

[03:29:32] What the hell is this?

[03:29:34] Oh

[03:29:45] Crumpled like paper

[03:30:04] I died again! Holy shit, it's so embarrassing!

[03:30:18] Try dodging! Yeah, haha! True! True, dude, true!

[03:30:34] There's supposed to be two more, right?

[03:30:54] Hello?

[03:30:55] You guys come fight me above?

[03:31:07] Why is it for me to fight them underwater now?

[03:31:16] Okay, well they didn't even aggro, so whatever.

[03:31:29] Never did.

[03:31:59] No JT Dianne, thank you for the resub.

[03:32:10] And sure I haven't played Bioshock Infinite yet, but I probably am not going to do cosplays

[03:32:19] for sub-summit games.

[03:32:20] That would be a lot.

[03:32:25] Ah, holy shit, this guy hurts.

[03:32:55] I need to shut it down.

[03:33:22] Is this just the way that I came from?

[03:33:45] Oh it is.

[03:33:46] I didn't know I could break down that door at first.

[03:33:49] Okay, I guess that was all that was in my room.

[03:33:56] Oh, I found me.

[03:34:19] I figured out the jump in and out technique.

[03:34:34] Hello.

[03:34:36] Oh, there she is.

[03:34:46] Back there, I think, somewhere next to it.

[03:34:52] You are not Kira!

[03:35:16] Oh

[03:35:46] Yay!

[03:35:51] Got her.

[03:36:05] Lou?

[03:36:07] Holy mushrooms!

[03:36:10] Let's go!

[03:36:13] Can't she somewhere over here?

[03:36:16] Are you like a witch, a powerful witch?

[03:36:23] A rat!

[03:36:25] Oh my god, is she scared of rats?

[03:36:32] Dude, is she scared of rats?

[03:36:37] Is that it?

[03:36:39] Oh, destroy the rats with signs or bombs.

[03:36:42] Okay.

[03:36:44] Oh, what's the best sign for this?

[03:36:51] I feel like it's probably Igny, right?

[03:36:55] Hey!

[03:36:58] What?!

[03:37:02] Oh, rat mess!

[03:37:07] Oh, I thought I was killing rats.

[03:37:10] Okay.

[03:37:11] I understand now.

[03:37:13] What the fuck did I get up here?

[03:37:19] I don't really want to use my bombs if I don't have to.

[03:37:30] She hates rats. I feel bad.

[03:37:34] They're just little rats, what's she so scared for?

[03:37:37] Thank you.

[03:37:38] You've had a freight of rats?

[03:37:41] Could the Nile even have a form spell?

[03:37:45] Fine, won't say anything.

[03:37:48] So what happened to you?

[03:37:50] There's something here. Something that distorts teleportation.

[03:37:53] I've no idea how they managed to get to the other side problem-free.

[03:37:57] Wild Hunt's teleportation magic is different.

[03:37:59] Got specially trained mages for that.

[03:38:02] Navigators, they call them.

[03:38:03] They can have three helmsmen and a parrot for all I care.

[03:38:06] care I'll not risk that again let's go wild hunt got a good head start on us but

[03:38:11] we still stand a chance have you gone completely mad we must leave here at once

[03:38:21] I gotta know what the Wild Hunts doing here but we came to find the Elven

[03:38:25] mage not fight the hunt if they reach him first we won't get a chance to talk

[03:38:29] to him a science go on finish wait you've got some special interest in the

[03:38:37] hunt is this about Siri there's something you've not told me isn't there

[03:38:42] come with me and maybe I will are you always like this I'm beginning to feel

[03:38:49] sorry for Tristan Yen oh very well she knows about the the polycule hello

[03:38:59] So people know about the polycule?

[03:39:07] Oh, you've been caught. What the fuck?

[03:39:29] It was a wild concher.

[03:39:59] Ciri named her sword Tiddale, Swallow.

[03:40:03] Come now. Who aside from you would know that?

[03:40:06] Might have been the point. Your Elven mage secured the passage, hid it, so that only Ciri could find it.

[03:40:12] He failed to foresee that someone like you would show up.

[03:40:15] Nevertheless, I think he was expecting uninvited guests. Made some preparations.

[03:40:21] Let's hope the Wild Hunt ran into some obstacles.

[03:40:25] Well then, let's go. Do you think following the Swallows will suffice?

[03:40:29] We'll see

[03:40:33] To keep exploring around

[03:40:38] Well

[03:40:44] What was that what is that what is what is that careful that one young paper it's toxic

[03:40:52] I should probably put my torch out

[03:40:54] I recognized the both I know there's ghosts as a mayor told me that soon after he'd like to cast a

[03:41:00] mean he tried it out of all the swallows simple terrible idea what's

[03:41:04] My heart is sublime and wounds heal.

[03:41:08] I don't want you to die.

[03:41:10] Come on.

[03:41:41] Oh my god.

[03:41:48] Yippee.

[03:41:49] That'll just survive.

[03:41:51] I need to remember to loot the corpses.

[03:42:01] I haven't been picking up their stuff.

[03:42:04] That might be why I can't make any potions and things.

[03:42:10] Follow the swallow symbols.

[03:42:15] Am I blind?

[03:42:16] What swallow symbols?

[03:42:19] Assassin's trousers, new pants?

[03:42:25] Oh my god.

[03:42:28] Plus eight!

[03:42:29] And they have slots.

[03:42:31] I can equip things to it.

[03:42:34] This one is improved straights plus 12% ARD.

[03:42:38] Is it permanent?

[03:42:40] Are glyphs permanent? Can I take it out of the pants?

[03:42:52] My green shot.

[03:42:55] Put my torch away.

[03:42:56] I'm just going to follow the map, I don't know where the fuck I'm going.

[03:43:22] It's rather similar to that other pillar of the projection.

[03:43:40] What?

[03:43:41] Something bad about that thing?

[03:44:02] No, that's what silly name to mare horse could apparently gallop like a demon

[03:44:07] Good name for a horse. So should we look for it?

[03:44:11] See each horse

[03:44:17] All right, yo, yeah, sir. Thanks for 45 months

[03:44:22] Thank you so much

[03:44:25] I didn't say that I can go past here

[03:44:27] Strange.

[03:44:28] Why is something associated with series horse kelp-y?

[03:44:42] Series horse kelp-y.

[03:44:43] G-Cat, thanks for six months.

[03:44:48] Oh shit.

[03:44:49] Wait, that's us.

[03:44:50] Oh shit, wait, that's us

[03:45:15] You take care of it looks like you've got it, you know, I'm just a guy

[03:45:20] Oh my god.

[03:45:32] I didn't got zapped right in my face!

[03:45:59] Water leveled and undergeared shod.

[03:46:06] Do I really deserve that?

[03:46:25] Monster looks a bit like a Karen

[03:46:33] I'll do those side quests. I feel like I'm too low right even for most of my side quest

[03:46:39] I'm gonna go for the caster

[03:46:48] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna bomb them

[03:46:55] I don't even know what I'm doing.

[03:46:56] Sorry, I just didn't care.

[03:46:57] You didn't even hit?

[03:46:58] No, exactly.

[03:46:59] I'm sorry, I just didn't care.

[03:47:00] Yeah, oh!

[03:47:01] I'm sorry, friend.

[03:47:02] I'm sorry, friend.

[03:47:25] Oh, I'm stuck between them.

[03:47:36] Oh wait, that's mine.

[03:47:43] Kill him!

[03:47:44] Kill him!

[03:47:45] Re-pop! Thank you for 22 months! Dude, I got carried so fucking hard, holy shit.

[03:48:02] Why did my new pants have like the ass cut out? What the hell? What's...

[03:48:12] Oh, so I'm not okay.

[03:48:26] I see what I did wrong now.

[03:48:38] Smelt the bird?

[03:48:48] Oh wait.

[03:48:59] I mean, that condo looks like a horse.

[03:49:08] I see loot, a sword, hey it's better, let's go!

[03:49:34] Now how the hell do I get back up?

[03:49:36] Oh shit.

[03:50:05] Oh, that's it.

[03:50:17] Well, I found the thing associated with Kelpie, right?

[03:50:31] What do I miss?

[03:50:33] Don't you talk to her now?

[03:50:39] That's got well, well, coming.

[03:50:44] You're supposed to do something down here.

[03:50:52] What's the horse symbol here?

[03:50:56] What?

[03:50:58] Read the quest?

[03:51:06] I feel like our Heroes' Ownershares of the Wild Hunt wrote through the undergrows on an

[03:51:17] easy one.

[03:51:18] I feel like our heroes on our chairs in the wild hunt rode through the undergrows on an

[03:51:24] easy one.

[03:51:27] What?

[03:51:33] I missed one?

[03:51:35] I thought I looked at all of them.

[03:51:45] Oh

[03:51:58] Another horse almost exactly like the last one it was outside the yellow area, so I assumed it couldn't have been here

[03:52:07] Stupid fucking horse. Oh my god, dude

[03:52:15] Oh, fuckin' God!

[03:52:22] Holy shit!

[03:52:27] What is that?

[03:52:36] I'm gonna eat my chicken sandwich, I'm nervous.

[03:52:43] What would a Golem be weak against?

[03:52:53] Hard?

[03:52:54] Hard?

[03:52:55] It doesn't look like that.

[03:53:13] Great, it's turning purple. It seems like it's doing something, maybe.

[03:53:24] I

[03:53:35] You just

[03:54:24] Oh, a golden target!

[03:54:31] I knew we'd manage.

[03:54:33] That's so. Make sure to tell me beforehand next time.

[03:54:36] My intuition's a fine instrument, Witcher. Don't underestimate it.

[03:54:41] I've some very good feelings about you, for instance. In several domains.

[03:54:47] Ooh, I dislike this place. Be a little bit.

[03:54:53] He's exploring the fall swallow symbols.

[03:55:02] Oh, holy shit!

[03:55:03] Yo, Evan, thanks for the 50 gifted!

[03:55:06] Holy moly, thanks, Evan.

[03:55:09] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[03:55:11] Sheesh!

[03:55:13] Sheesh!

[03:55:15] Holy, thanks, Evan.

[03:55:17] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[03:55:19] What did you find in this theory? What would you do?

[03:55:21] much appreciated. Thank you!

[03:55:25] It says to go this way, but what's this way?

[03:55:31] I'm curious.

[03:55:34] Uh-oh! Uh-oh!

[03:55:38] Uh-oh! I guess that's what I get for going off the beaten path.

[03:55:51] Holy shit.

[03:56:11] You got this.

[03:56:12] Kill him.

[03:56:13] Oh!

[03:56:14] Oh! Why'd that one shot me?

[03:56:22] Oh, god. Well, I guess I learned my lesson about, uh, exploring.

[03:56:31] The Velaglan. And that was a cat. I knew we'd met.

[03:56:39] That's so make sure you tell me beforehand. Wait do I have to kill them the thing again?

[03:56:53] When I got the wrong way I have to be going what I don't know it's telling you that way. Let's just be a nap day

[03:57:05] Weird

[03:57:09] I will go the correct route this time depends what she wants telepsoid over there we must

[03:57:30] Activated

[03:57:39] Look we've managed to push the bridge this is where we saw the wild hunt great

[03:57:45] The way ahead of us. Come on

[03:57:49] Wild definitely destroyed the major century. He's like alive

[03:58:00] The Wild Hunt must have frozen on.

[03:58:30] RUN!

[03:58:49] This guy's so badass.

[03:58:54] What is this?

[03:58:55] The white frost made from the hunt summoned it. Can you see all those cracks it's blowing through?

[03:59:02] That's too far! We must get closer! I shall shield this damn nation's press search! Stand at my side!

[03:59:11] No, I am not!

[03:59:14] Stay under the barge shield, okay?

[03:59:16] I thought I was leaving though, I thought I was the leader.

[03:59:46] Hey, stay away from her!

[04:00:46] Alright, the bubble is on the move.

[04:01:07] Don't worry now, I will protect you.

[04:01:16] How is that thing?

[04:01:23] Is it really sipping to want to protect all the ladies like?

[04:01:38] Dude, how is that thing?

[04:01:41] Is it really sipping to want to protect all the ladies like you don't want her to die?

[04:01:49] Yes.

[04:01:54] Guys just don't get it.

[04:01:58] You just don't get it.

[04:02:00] You just don't get it.

[04:02:05] Last portal!

[04:02:35] You are a woman, so you're the one who doesn't get it.

[04:02:42] Okay, well then, would you guys not simp for her like, hello, but I don't believe you.

[04:03:25] I almost froze.

[04:03:36] Let's go!

[04:03:45] My lady!

[04:03:55] What?

[04:04:12] Being a simp is the second worst thing a person can be then what's the first worst thing first worst thing someone can be?

[04:04:21] Dead?

[04:04:26] Dreamer!

[04:04:31] Inself?

[04:04:33] They're kind of playing for opposites, I guess.

[04:04:38] Alright.

[04:04:43] Although I kind of feel like a true simp is like a little bit of it in itself because

[04:04:48] I think I came with you.

[04:04:48] They probably are not made with you.

[04:04:51] Don't really see women as people I believe.

[04:04:56] A true simp.

[04:04:57] Like a real giga, too far gone simp.

[04:05:03] You know?

[04:05:04] He awaits us.

[04:05:06] Like you?

[04:05:07] No, not like me.

[04:05:15] Oh, I'm going?

[04:05:16] No, I'm going to be drinking

[04:05:18] my raspberry juice? Oh shit, are we fighting? I'm merely level 5!

[04:05:48] Go on!

[04:05:50] What does that mean?

[04:05:51] I shall help you.

[04:05:53] Step back.

[04:05:54] Stop telling me what to do.

[04:05:59] What?

[04:06:02] We're flying this guy at level 5?

[04:06:06] There's no way!

[04:06:08] Get gunned down like the dog you are.

[04:06:18] Actually, I like this one.

[04:06:28] I don't think they're being overspite, I should have restratched my potions, oh man look at

[04:06:56] Right now

[04:07:03] Oh my fuck at ease heal is easy

[04:07:09] Also, I think my normal

[04:08:26] I'm gonna try the telekinetic class

[04:08:38] ah shit I'm in trouble

[04:08:44] I'm gonna get some shield I guess.

[04:08:51] I'm gonna push it.

[04:08:58] Oh shit, what's he doing?

[04:09:05] Is he gonna heal again?

[04:09:08] Oh my god!

[04:09:13] Oh shit!

[04:09:21] I'm freezing out something, I don't know what's going on.

[04:09:43] This will help again, this fucking bitch!

[04:10:01] Oh shit.

[04:10:03] I feel like I'm permanently 1 HP.

[04:10:33] Oh, strawberries.

[04:10:40] Is he stuck in the corner?

[04:10:54] I think he's stuck.

[04:10:56] You stuck, bud?

[04:10:57] Yeah, I think he's stuck.

[04:11:00] Yeah, I think it's stuck.

[04:11:07] I am level 6!

[04:11:22] Wild Hunt Warrior Sword.

[04:11:24] Well, I just say minus two hammer up plus one.

[04:11:36] Is it damaged?

[04:11:42] Oh, it's damaged?

[04:11:43] Oh, durability.

[04:11:44] It's a little bit weaker.

[04:11:45] That's still better, right?

[04:11:46] It's pretty cool.

[04:11:47] Swagmaster, thanks for the seven months.

[04:11:48] It's pretty cool.

[04:11:51] Swag master, thanks for the seven months.

[04:11:54] Okay, so the hammer means durability, but that's not that big of a deal, right?

[04:12:00] This looks like it breaks.

[04:12:03] That's so dark.

[04:12:07] What?

[04:12:08] It says that you can go this way, but...

[04:12:24] What?

[04:12:25] Heh.

[04:12:26] Makes your sense?

[04:12:27] Okay.

[04:12:28] Okay.

[04:12:29] I don't know what that is.

[04:12:36] A witcher sense?

[04:12:39] I'll try.

[04:12:45] Uh, is that something for later?

[04:12:49] I don't know what that is.

[04:12:53] I don't get to eat.

[04:13:04] After the white frost, spiring ash down dreamy hills, past sparkling waters, Tirna aliyah drifts, slowly softly silent to oblivion, sage lifts blackened, frosted bones quiver before an icebound eye can blink, in distant skies I'll watch your descent.

[04:13:20] I guess this place is no longer a safe do not turn here long

[04:13:30] just know and above all beware the witches of crook back home

[04:13:37] chatter try to reach the place where last we were together

[04:13:44] well as we were together how much to go on

[04:13:50] Damn it.

[04:13:52] Perhaps it's best he didn't leave a message.

[04:13:56] The wild hunter broke in here. Surely they saw the projection.

[04:13:59] You guys want to see him?

[04:14:01] If they had more time, they probably would have come to the ground.

[04:14:04] But that doesn't change the fact that we haven't learned anything.

[04:14:07] Not about the elf, not about Siri.

[04:14:09] Well, we know they were well acquainted and traveling together.

[04:14:14] That's the king.

[04:14:18] What?

[04:14:21] Perhaps because the wild hunk by the Elf's trail, and Siri would be safer if they did.

[04:14:29] The witches have crookbacks, one.

[04:14:31] Crookback bulk?

[04:14:36] Kira, if you're hiding something.

[04:14:38] But, I didn't say...

[04:14:43] Hmm...

[04:14:44] Why didn't you say anything earlier?

[04:14:46] I told you, silly-ass-lunny wouldn't wait for you...

[04:14:48] Oh, shit!

[04:15:06] She's not to be trusted.

[04:15:18] You know these witches?

[04:15:20] I've never met them, but I've read of them.

[04:15:23] In an old manuscript I found in one of the huts in the village.

[04:15:26] It mentions the village witches venturing into cookback boggertimes to liaise between the villagers and the crones, the ladies of the wood.

[04:15:33] The crones appear to be intolerant of outsiders, but they help the local folk.

[04:15:38] Apparently they stop the spread of the plague in them.

[04:15:42] What's your take on this?

[04:15:45] I'd love to shrug it off as the nattering of so many old women yet.

[04:15:50] Throughout my first fortnight at then, I had horrible nightmares.

[04:15:55] Something was calling me out into the swamps.

[04:15:58] One night I decided to enter the dream consciously.

[04:16:02] Render it lucid.

[04:16:03] I confronted the thing directly.

[04:16:06] It broke contact at once.

[04:16:09] Peaceful nights ever since.

[04:16:12] How do I find them?

[04:16:14] The swamps are vast, dangerous, but they say the crones mark the way for peasants who wish to visit them.

[04:16:21] The manuscript mentions a chapel in Cookback Bog, and from that chapel one must follow a trail of the treads.

[04:16:28] Treads?

[04:16:29] Oh, for a beer.

[04:16:30] They can read you bedtime stories at pier morgan.

[04:16:32] All normal folk know that witches live in gingerbread houses.

[04:16:36] Point the top to him legs.

[04:16:38] You'll have to see that, I'll read it.

[04:16:40] Take the time and read it.

[04:16:42] I- I truly do believe that.

[04:16:44] Why do you drink from the source, bro?

[04:16:46] Because it's only for me anyway!

[04:16:48] That's a stop.

[04:16:49] I'm not sharing it.

[04:16:52] It's 30! Thanks for the 20 months!

[04:16:56] It is all for me.

[04:17:01] That's air-lighted.

[04:17:10] Holy shit, so much loot.

[04:17:19] Diablo 4 is ready!

[04:17:27] Holy shit!

[04:17:28] It literally took 4 hours to download.

[04:17:32] I'll see you in a little 6-20 months.

[04:17:37] Cheddar!

[04:17:38] Where do you go?

[04:17:39] Meow!

[04:17:40] Holy shit, dude.

[04:17:41] My internet is so bad.

[04:17:42] Yeah, you never, not even sign it right now.

[04:17:50] right now. I expected we might run into such things so I bought this.

[04:18:03] Can I go back and use it on the other wall of those earlier?

[04:18:09] Ah, this isn't my shirt good.

[04:18:13] Third time I've said it, we should shimmer the airwalk towards it when you're close,

[04:18:16] press A to the spell to be illusioned.

[04:18:20] I'm gonna go back and test it on that other one that I found.

[04:18:32] It might be some special gear or something maybe, I don't know.

[04:18:39] I'm placed an illusion.

[04:18:44] Oh!

[04:18:47] I'm gonna have to swim now.

[04:18:58] There's something back here in the check.

[04:19:01] Oh wait, loot! I saw the loot button! Loot! Loot!

[04:19:14] I found a potion formula as well, that might be useful.

[04:19:31] Okay, I've got some blue boots and they're worse.

[04:19:45] Sick dude.

[04:19:53] What's that red symbol?

[04:19:56] In the top left.

[04:19:58] It's flashing.

[04:19:59] Interesting.

[04:20:00] I'm fat. Oh my god

[04:20:12] Fuck these sell fruit I didn't know there was weight in this game or I would have been um

[04:20:19] Cat potion a grant sign total darkness

[04:20:23] So I didn't know that I would have been selling more stuff.

[04:20:34] Wait for the next vendor.

[04:20:35] I mean I have to get rid of something now, right?

[04:20:38] There's something cheap, $14, $30, $15, I guess I got rid of one of the $14 cost swords.

[04:20:52] Oh

[04:21:22] Let's go.

[04:21:29] Oh, should I pick up the swords that made me fat?

[04:21:45] RELIC!

[04:21:55] Plus 59!

[04:21:58] The game gets really good and less hard fights after this point. Also the DLC is good

[04:22:05] Yeah, I heard that the DLC is amazing

[04:22:08] Holy shit

[04:22:10] I'm gonna drop this again. I'm gonna just drop two of them. I guess

[04:22:15] Fuck it, whatever.

[04:22:19] Dude, I got a crazy sword!

[04:22:23] I'm going to try to keep the other ones in there, because I want to at least sell them.

[04:22:28] Dude, what a lucky find! I'm so glad I checked that hallway.

[04:22:34] And now we're gaming.

[04:22:45] What does this look like something?

[04:22:58] He attaches on it to the slots.

[04:23:00] I feel like I'm going to use it as a sword for a long time probably, right?

[04:23:05] Crazy.

[04:23:06] Do you feel that?

[04:23:07] Do you feel that?

[04:23:09] A flow of fresh air from the left must be an exit that way.

[04:23:13] Good. Let's get out of here.

[04:23:17] Wait, there's still the magic lamp.

[04:23:19] The magic what now?

[04:23:21] Lamp. The elf promised it to me in exchange for my health.

[04:23:24] And since his return she seems doubtful.

[04:23:27] I like what it's like to see myself.

[04:23:29] If I can find it, that is.

[04:23:31] Will you help?

[04:23:33] I feel like I keep seeing her nipple, but I don't know if I'm delusional.

[04:23:39] Yeah, I'll help.

[04:23:44] Splendid. Come then.

[04:23:46] The Veloclan.

[04:23:49] The Spartans might-

[04:23:51] AHHHHHHHHH! Can I rest?

[04:23:56] Nice. I have a lot of warm spirit.

[04:24:03] A riddle? I have to think? Oh, no.

[04:24:13] I hate puzzles!

[04:24:28] Alright, this might seem a bit literal. I'm afraid I can't replicate it sophisticated in Terminal

[04:24:35] Riot.

[04:24:36] Dude, like is that not her areola? Like they're just flashing that shit in this game.

[04:24:42] Four Guardians, four Flames, standing proud in line. The first to light his fire,

[04:24:49] dead not much on the end the second by the first played a war in ariola fifty

[04:24:56] one get close to his view for you guys are new people both marched not besides

[04:25:03] the first yet like the second to be tuned and thus they stood over their

[04:25:08] queen who slept beneath flickering star I wasn't listening at all what did she

[04:25:14] say I see it again bro it's like it's right there what is this show

[04:25:19] shirt they gave her! This is disrespectful!

[04:25:49] Thus they stood over their queen.

[04:25:51] I'm slut.

[04:25:52] I don't remember.

[04:25:54] I can't remember.

[04:25:59] So I remember the third one's with the beast.

[04:26:06] You?

[04:26:09] Is this an instrument?

[04:26:09] It kind of looks like an instrument.

[04:26:11] OK, this one.

[04:26:12] This is the third one.

[04:26:13] It's with not the dog.

[04:26:14] Wait, this one also has a dog.

[04:26:19] Okay so one of those is the third. Can we listen to this again?

[04:26:49] wait what wait say it again hold on I think I fucked up I think I fucked up

[04:27:02] um

[04:27:04] what was that inscription again four guardians four flames standing proud

[04:27:10] in a line first to light his fire dead not March on the end so he's in the

[04:27:16] The middle right.

[04:27:26] Last of them beside the first.

[04:27:36] Uh...

[04:27:40] Right to something bad.

[04:27:43] What? Behind the wall?

[04:27:45] I'm scared. I think I fucked up I

[04:27:52] Did it I thought I did it wrong

[04:28:00] Any loot any loot loot

[04:28:04] Fuck the cutscene I got new boots

[04:28:07] Oops!

[04:28:18] Perhaps it's a monument to him.

[04:28:25] Dude, his pants are so stupid. I hate his pants. I need new pants. My outfit looks like shit.

[04:28:30] Like, what are those, dude? He has like, garters!

[04:28:34] It would explain why he's helping suit orders with like pin pinstripe jeans or what is it called pinstripes?

[04:28:42] Uh-huh. It's called style. So what's it supposed to do my bad?

[04:28:49] Let's eat this place, shall we?

[04:28:51] Yeah, his ass is out. Look his cheeks are out. What is this? I can loot this. Oh, it's don't care

[04:29:00] Give me my boots. Why does it say master item?

[04:29:04] It's worse.

[04:29:08] It pisses me off.

[04:29:14] Why did it accidentally hit the surface?

[04:29:20] I want to see what's up.

[04:29:24] Magic.

[04:29:27] You gave him what a billy point.

[04:29:38] Let's go.

[04:29:43] No, why would you attack him?

[04:29:58] Oh my god.

[04:29:59] I don't want to do that yet.

[04:30:01] I want to see what's here.

[04:30:04] New boot?

[04:30:16] Yellow boot?

[04:30:19] Let's go!

[04:30:23] My pants still suck, but that's okay.

[04:30:27] Getting runes as she's fighting this guy.

[04:30:41] Like can I just leave her here to do this?

[04:30:44] If I were a pussy, which I'm not, of course.

[04:30:55] I

[04:31:17] Think that the new sword is kind of carrying

[04:31:20] I just got a bunch of shit that I did not read.

[04:31:27] Oh, shit.

[04:31:31] One more boots.

[04:31:37] What level?

[04:31:38] I'm level six.

[04:31:41] I'm still very, uh, well, very weak.

[04:31:49] What's the max level in this game?

[04:31:55] I am currently encumbered on bat.

[04:31:59] I'll have three points.

[04:32:03] Ooh, and I unlocked a new slot.

[04:32:06] Oh wait, new mutagens.

[04:32:09] Sign intensity, vitality.

[04:32:14] I'll try to do the same shit.

[04:32:21] I'll probably do blades, bombs.

[04:32:29] Should I just put a point in the-

[04:32:30] I just got upgrade delusion.

[04:32:42] Fuck it!

[04:32:46] I'm just gonna upgrade what I have, honestly.

[04:32:53] Seems pretty decent to do.

[04:32:57] I have maxed out delusion, that'll probably help me later on.

[04:33:02] Uh, I need to get rid of more shit, I'm

[04:33:06] and combered

[04:33:17] can I raise my inventory capacity I gotta go so nice stuff bad we got a

[04:33:34] skedaddle we got to get out of here

[04:33:38] someone placed a illusion here

[04:33:42] yay the sun whoa we're free you know the word the skill tree for that

[04:33:55] or the skill tree right you learn something about Siri in the end something

[04:34:01] I mean gang illusion three or eight seems fine, so don't forget about it later. You must tell me about it after this

[04:34:07] Don't know that I'll get the chance

[04:34:09] Geralt, there are two types of men

[04:34:12] Those who see opportunity and take advantage and those who fall to the ages themselves

[04:34:20] I've always seen you as an example of the laughter

[04:34:24] Besides I've a favor to ask you

[04:34:27] So visit me sometime

[04:34:31] Maybe.

[04:34:34] I'll stop by.

[04:34:35] You can be sure.

[04:34:36] In that case, I shall be waiting.

[04:34:39] See you, Kara.

[04:34:41] Bye, Kira.

[04:34:43] Johnny, thanks for the five.

[04:34:46] Thank you, Johnny.

[04:34:47] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[04:34:50] W, Johnny.

[04:34:54] Goodbye.

[04:34:55] I got a boat.

[04:34:57] And I can't fish.

[04:34:58] I'm going to save.

[04:35:01] just to be responsible.

[04:35:21] Raging rivers, deep oceans and broad lakes nestled in mountain valleys, the world contains many areas inaccessible on foot or horseback.

[04:35:28] to them, you must either swim or sail. Look for boats long shorelines and allocations marked

[04:35:32] with the harbor symbol. Be careful if your boats smash into rocks or other obstacles

[04:35:36] that will damage and might even sink. Uh oh. I don't like the sound of that. Okay,

[04:35:41] well where are we trying to go? Oh, the harbor. Interesting. Um...

[04:35:57] the ladies of the wood. The gods have abandoned us. The mighty of this earth care not for our

[04:36:10] fate. Only the ladies of the wood wash over Velen. In foul times, when plague and famine

[04:36:17] wreak their harvest, we must beg the ladies for help. If they see fit, they will hear

[04:36:22] Here our pleas and knockback fortunes fell blows.

[04:36:26] This is how one begs for help from the ladies.

[04:36:30] Find a child, young and innocent, and take it to crook back fog.

[04:36:34] Seek out the lady's shrine, kiss where the trail of treats begins.

[04:36:40] Set the child off on the trail, and it shall follow the sweet track, and find the good

[04:36:44] ladies.

[04:36:45] The child will never want for anything again, for the ladies are kind and generous.

[04:36:49] You hear that, Trevor?

[04:36:51] They're kind and they're generous.

[04:36:53] Stand before their shrines.

[04:36:55] Pronounce your supplication.

[04:36:57] And their good ladies were up here.

[04:36:59] For they see and hear all that takes place

[04:37:01] in their demesne.

[04:37:03] If you've made the offering as it must be done,

[04:37:07] your plea shall be heard.

[04:37:19] Shedder. Shedder. Ah, King Court! Thanks for another 10! Thank you! Thanks, King Court!

[04:37:36] Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[04:37:43] Alright, I have read the leaves of the wood.

[04:37:56] These are witcher senses to find the shrine that marks the start of the trail of trees.

[04:38:03] All right, where's the trail of treats?

[04:38:08] Okay, it is way south.

[04:38:26] We sail!

[04:38:27] Woo!

[04:38:28] Whoo!

[04:38:34] Maybe go back and beat that werewolf now? Oh true!

[04:38:37] You can fast travel wall on the boat, but only to destination's accessible via a water route. To fast travel by boat, open the world map panel,

[04:38:44] wall at the helm of ship, you can travel to any point marked anchor.

[04:38:50] I think there was one closer to where I'm trying to go.

[04:38:58] Uh, oh wait, I'm here.

[04:39:05] I'm gonna sail there, but that's good to know for a future note.

[04:39:14] This is relaxing.

[04:39:15] Look how beautiful this is.

[04:39:18] Oh shit, yeah, I won't forget to sell stuff.

[04:39:24] I feel like there's probably a teleport point near where I'm heading to and then I

[04:39:28] I can tell Ford if there's not already a shopkeeper there in the first place.

[04:39:53] Sorry I'm petting the cat. She's crying.

[04:39:58] Oh shit. Can the mic even pick it up? When I stop petting her, she has a new cork. She'll

[04:40:15] go very softly. But it's way quieter than that. Thank you, thank you, thank you. The

[04:40:37] NPC voice lines are getting repetitive, huh?

[04:40:44] Need new ones? I mean what do I say? I'm trying to thank everyone when I say, hey fuck you

[04:40:52] Do not subscribe to me again

[04:40:55] Do not like what else do I say?

[04:40:59] Fuck you. Oh weeze thank you for the 10 gifted. I mean fuck you

[04:41:04] Thank you for the 10 kitties.

[04:41:10] Thanks Weezed.

[04:41:12] Thank you.

[04:41:16] Yo SkyDaddy91, frick you for the twitch prize.

[04:41:20] New voice line unlocked.

[04:41:22] Appreciate it SkyDaddy, thank you.

[04:41:27] Yo, DarkSeaLion for the win, thanks for the three years.

[04:41:33] I mean frick you.

[04:41:34] You play Assassin's Creed for black black

[04:41:39] Five gif subs brick you

[04:41:42] for you

[04:41:44] King Court for you

[04:41:47] for you find

[04:41:51] For you you son of a bitch oh

[04:41:55] local

[04:41:57] for you you asshole

[04:42:00] by gift subs

[04:42:02] Piece of shit. Can't believe this. Can't believe- Yo Itachi! Itachi! Frick you! Son of a bitch! Frick you! Frick you!

[04:42:17] Offeros Hero Frick 5 Gifted! Fuck! Fuck shit!

[04:42:23] Frick you too! Z-Zera, thank you for- er, I mean, Frick you for the two!

[04:42:31] Son of a bitch, motherfucker.

[04:42:38] You know how- oh, I didn't want to crash the boat.

[04:42:42] You know me out. You know me out.

[04:42:44] Whee!

[04:42:46] Oh my goodness.

[04:42:48] Did y'all just actually want me to be mean the whole time?

[04:42:52] Code red!

[04:42:54] Frick you for the 10 gift subs!

[04:42:56] Pyro!

[04:42:58] Frick fuck you for the 200 bits.

[04:43:02] Illuminati, Frick you 40 months.

[04:43:04] And these drawners are level 9.

[04:43:06] Oh no.

[04:43:08] Oh god, there's a lot of them.

[04:43:12] Okay, I might have aggroed way too many.

[04:43:15] I ain't have bombs or anything.

[04:43:17] I will use the sacred attack once and jump back technique.

[04:43:21] 4 off to a prick you for the 27 month tempered lion, 5 5 asshole gift subs.

[04:43:46] Frick you too!

[04:43:48] Johnny, take Frick you for gifting a gift sub to Frick you.

[04:43:59] Frick you guys for all the Frick subs.

[04:44:03] Thank you.

[04:44:04] How does this potion have a clip?

[04:44:06] The blue one.

[04:44:10] I love the-

[04:44:12] The jump in and out technique actually works most of the time.

[04:44:17] Oh! What the- I jinxed it!

[04:44:21] Ah...

[04:44:23] Five asshole subs, frick!

[04:44:26] Hello, master! Not a fricku!

[04:44:29] J-Trev!

[04:44:30] Frick you! Frick you! Frick you! Frick you!

[04:44:33] Five gift subs.

[04:44:35] A hello, master fricku again.

[04:44:37] Evan! Frick you for the...

[04:44:39] Ten frick subs!

[04:44:42] Fuck you guys.

[04:44:45] Massive knowledge. Frick you. My husband Frick you. Takoka Frick you.

[04:44:50] You know what? Frick everyone.

[04:44:53] I hate everybody.

[04:44:55] Daily gaming, TTV, Frick you.

[04:45:05] I killed almost all of them. It was really the last one I died to.

[04:45:08] Pathetic.

[04:45:10] I thought it was not fast, but it's better for sure.

[04:45:30] Nice nice nice nice nice nice.

[04:45:35] Yeah, well, mono side!

[04:45:38] Brick!

[04:45:39] Man, I feel like I gotta go more aggressive.

[04:45:43] Mono side!

[04:45:46] Um, you're just a... you're just a...

[04:45:53] Five bitch gift subs.

[04:45:55] Anonymous!

[04:45:56] Also a bitch, 10 bitch subs from a bitch, frick you.

[04:46:04] I'm about to die again.

[04:46:07] Am I poisoned?

[04:46:08] I'm poisoned or something.

[04:46:12] Well, okay, I'm doing something wrong here for sure.

[04:46:17] Canonk9, frick you.

[04:46:24] Karma, true.

[04:46:26] Yo, Western skater, dude, I can't tell if people still want me to be mean.

[04:46:33] Frick you, Western skater, because now I'm, because you're confusing me.

[04:46:37] Ugh, and Dinny boy, Frick you too.

[04:46:42] Just because.

[04:46:45] Yo, we taught you to get to the sub to get a job.

[04:46:54] I bet not even everyone here has a job.

[04:47:00] I have a job!

[04:47:09] Why am I poisoned?

[04:47:10] I'm dead again.

[04:47:11] Oh, and actually I'm fine in the water.

[04:47:23] Big pen cap! Frick you. I actually, you know, actually Frick Big Pen Caps. I was gonna say

[04:47:30] I like chewing on those when I was a kid, but they probably fucked up my teeth, so fuck

[04:47:34] Big Pen Caps. Chosen like Frick U2 and Red Joe Frick U2. Frick everyone honestly.

[04:47:45] I'm scared of getting poisoned again.

[04:48:13] Oh my god, there's so many!

[04:48:24] I think I just got one.

[04:48:38] You're next to a nest?

[04:48:39] I didn't know there were nests.

[04:48:41] You wanna engage? Congrats! Nicest person ever! I mean frick you!

[04:48:47] Asshole! Why would you tell us that?

[04:48:50] Economic crash, frick you too.

[04:48:52] Okay, can I start being nice again?

[04:48:55] I feel like an actual jackass.

[04:48:58] I haven't even been getting XP from this, at least.

[04:49:03] What the heck? Potato King 42!

[04:49:07] Now, do I say frick you to the-

[04:49:10] Ha ha ha!

[04:49:11] You know what?

[04:49:12] frick you and thank you, potato king 42!

[04:49:15] Thank you for the 50!

[04:49:16] Yeah, frick you for the 50!

[04:49:19] The people demand me, I mean-

[04:49:24] You know what?

[04:49:25] Deep down inside, I'm a mean person.

[04:49:28] If you can't tell, obviously I am, obviously, I'm just gonna run this way.

[04:49:36] Thank you potato king, thank you so nice, asshole.

[04:49:42] Can I have nine? Thank you for five months, asshole.

[04:49:53] Nick, Aime, thank you for the gift, then, for a few pieces of shit.

[04:49:58] You got a quest for me?

[04:50:00] A monster?

[04:50:01] and you'll never see home again I can help for a fee this monster we do need

[04:50:09] the money I saw you sell my stuff

[04:50:12] and past us thought it were a man at first then it turned and I saw eyes

[04:50:17] burning like holes and a jaw full of fangs one next to the other humanoid

[04:50:22] nocturnal first attack I don't know what it happened a week past you're

[04:50:29] about it was then boring vanished Merrick and Toml went looking for him didn't come back either

[04:50:35] then too I were a feared now none dare venture into the bog campstands deserted and the pea there

[04:50:43] master it's the best sword blackest pitch and oily good for fuel that's needing but staying

[04:50:49] with the topic at hand I can help for a fee course why even the locks don't put a plow for free

[04:50:59] How much are you willing to pay?

[04:51:12] Let's start high.

[04:51:16] I simply do not have what a few crowns less satisfy you

[04:51:27] Oh master you value your services

[04:51:31] So be it I'll agree for that

[04:51:34] Hell yeah, that's pretty good to work 11. There's gonna stop the potato game

[04:51:40] Check ass!

[04:51:41] Thanks Evan.

[04:51:42] Okay.

[04:51:43] Um, is there not a villager out here?

[04:52:01] I really need to go sell my stuff.

[04:52:07] Un-discovered location. I'm gonna go down here. Maybe this will be a village.

[04:52:12] There's a location down here.

[04:52:21] Do-da-do-da-do!

[04:52:24] I wouldn't have thought this.

[04:52:26] Ow.

[04:52:27] I'm down the con-loost.

[04:52:31] Hello?

[04:52:34] What is this fog?

[04:52:37] I

[04:52:52] Horsey the dead horse abandoned there

[04:52:57] Dude, these pants are still pissing me off.

[04:53:06] They're so fucking ugly.

[04:53:09] They're assless chaps.

[04:53:11] Denim assless chaps with pinstripes.

[04:53:14] Like what the fuck it...

[04:53:16] Oh, scared.

[04:53:18] Well, that's not a town, um, maybe the quest board, maybe?

[04:53:40] I gotta go, man.

[04:53:43] Roach!

[04:53:45] Are you a tree?

[04:53:54] Okay, there we go

[04:54:02] There's something here I need to use the eye I

[04:54:08] Was me by the eye

[04:54:15] Oh there's an illusion. You know what? I'll just see if I can find it.

[04:54:25] Since I might not come back and I'll forget where he say something was.

[04:54:32] Oh, here we go.

[04:54:39] What the fuck?

[04:54:45] Um, I'm fucking scared.

[04:55:03] Hello?

[04:55:04] I like that silver.

[04:55:10] Oh my god, I'm gonna die.

[04:55:23] Oh

[04:55:55] Okay, so that's just a way out.

[04:56:09] Creepy ass cave.

[04:56:12] It's all a fake, thanks for the 9 monsters.

[04:56:38] I

[04:57:08] Holy shit, he had more damage than I thought.

[04:57:14] Fuck.

[04:57:21] Shit!

[04:57:23] He kinda beat my ass.

[04:57:28] Am I just stuck in this fight?

[04:57:30] I don't have quick motions.

[04:57:33] Aw, good glory.

[04:57:34] I was gonna try again that I might have to load a save.

[04:57:38] Do I have, um, Foglet's Week against, come on, wait for it.

[04:58:07] Come on, wait really?

[04:58:11] Well is it a foglet?

[04:58:13] Oh my god, the damage is insane!

[04:58:37] Oh

[04:58:39] Oh

[04:59:06] My god

[04:59:09] The damage is crazy.

[04:59:16] I'll do one more try.

[04:59:29] VTOR, thanks for one year.

[04:59:31] Yeah, one more try and then block this.

[04:59:38] Okay, that one didn't count!

[04:59:47] One more try!

[04:59:50] I

[05:00:20] this contract is level 12

[05:00:49] I found it on accident!

[05:00:56] Are you even getting new signs? I don't even know that!

[05:01:19] Okay, I'm just gonna leave.

[05:01:26] Are I level 6?

[05:01:36] Geralt, go!

[05:01:40] Go!

[05:01:41] turn around enough of that

[05:02:11] I don't even have the quest for that to be fair, so I probably shouldn't it

[05:02:18] If I kill it before I have the quest I can probably just instantly get the reward for the quest, right?

[05:02:24] Don't have that one

[05:02:28] But I'll just do it later

[05:02:41] Oh, shit.

[05:02:48] Goodbye.

[05:02:57] Almost there.

[05:03:08] Almost there!

[05:03:09] Alright, I found the village.

[05:03:16] Downward.

[05:03:17] Okay, I bet one of those is the quest that I was just trying to do.

[05:03:31] Probably.

[05:03:32] Okay, where's your motion guy?

[05:03:40] Hello?

[05:03:41] Ew.

[05:03:42] Rotting flesh.

[05:03:43] I'm gonna get some bread.

[05:03:48] Okay.

[05:03:49] I'm gonna get some bread um okay can I I probably need a black snitch to sell this stuff right

[05:04:06] Yeah, this guy doesn't give me shit for this.

[05:04:21] Alright, what do you have to steal?

[05:04:25] Nothing. Pathetic.

[05:04:27] holy shit now we found the best house

[05:04:57] Is there a blacksmith in this I'm fat again I bro I gotta go

[05:05:16] We got to go, I don't think that there's one here, it seems like a super small town.

[05:05:26] We got to go somewhere, there's a blacksmith.

[05:05:33] I'm too fat dude.

[05:05:42] Go!

[05:05:47] He's so fucking slow!

[05:05:50] You're a lay-out.

[05:05:55] JimMath, thanks for two months.

[05:06:02] Um, does the Inn at the Crossroads have one?

[05:06:08] See

[05:06:13] No

[05:06:27] There's perch

[05:06:38] This is my fat ass walk, dude.

[05:06:43] I think it's kind of close to the entrance though, right?

[05:06:46] If I remember right.

[05:06:50] My greed.

[05:06:51] I refuse to throw away any of these swords.

[05:06:56] I need this gold so bad.

[05:07:08] I can play well with this guy.

[05:07:27] So, should I not really sell to merchants?

[05:07:44] Are merchants fine to sell to, or will I lose money?

[05:07:48] I'm like stuff like a fishing net. What am I gonna do with that?

[05:08:04] I'm not too fat anymore, but...

[05:08:09] 10!

[05:08:18] I'm going to lose again probably, I mean he's going to have more bullshit cards.

[05:08:41] Fuck it all damage

[05:08:54] Wow

[05:09:05] Wow!

[05:09:06] Should I just pass and then try to win the other two?

[05:09:14] Because I gave him the spy, or should I blow some cards?

[05:09:18] I only have high cost cards though.

[05:09:21] No.

[05:09:22] now

[05:09:52] I was late to the stream today, so I was trying to catch up and saw where you said you wanted

[05:09:57] caffeinated root bin.

[05:09:59] Barts with beer used to be but they ruined it back in the 90s.

[05:10:03] I missed the opportunity.

[05:10:04] Really?

[05:10:05] Alright.

[05:10:06] I kinda wanna just pass now cause we used the same cards but I have more now, right?

[05:10:19] Sorry, my bitrate's probably dying.

[05:10:25] We need to go crackin' root beer!

[05:10:29] It's so good.

[05:10:30] Oh god, I don't like the handshake he has, the handshake Kordi has there.

[05:10:56] He passed.

[05:11:01] Okay.

[05:11:06] Alright, I have my big boy cards now.

[05:11:21] Alright, I have my big boy cards now.

[05:11:24] Hopefully he doesn't have some crazy shit.

[05:11:31] Hello?

[05:11:34] Did my stream die?

[05:11:42] I feel like unless he has a lot of crazy utility cards I'll probably win.

[05:12:11] Oh, that sucks.

[05:12:27] He's out of cards.

[05:12:52] Use leader card.

[05:12:53] Nope, I'm just gonna pass.

[05:12:55] I won!

[05:13:06] Okay, where's the blacksmith?

[05:13:16] Yeah, I need some new pants bad

[05:13:46] Wouldn't mind a look at your stock.

[05:13:52] Okay.

[05:13:55] Yeah these prices are way better.

[05:13:58] Four.

[05:14:00] Actually they're not that good.

[05:14:04] I ought to sell it though.

[05:14:10] Wait, what do I just sell?

[05:14:12] Let's fuck up.

[05:14:13] What do I just do?

[05:14:15] I sold my quints, or my runes.

[05:14:33] Whatever, I'm sure I'll get more.

[05:14:35] I'm rich now.

[05:14:45] Oops, I did not mean to sell that crossbow

[05:14:59] Wait that was better too fuck whatever dude um ghani pants

[05:15:09] It's fine

[05:15:15] I'm looking for someone who can craft me some armor.

[05:15:34] Gotta be top quality.

[05:15:35] Well, I've been out to 20 years now, mastered the craft in some respects, if I do say

[05:15:41] so myself.

[05:15:43] You wish.

[05:15:45] That was mean!

[05:16:09] Got it!

[05:16:12] Great. Can you make a scene like that?

[05:16:15] No, but find someone who can, and I'll gladly meet them.

[05:16:19] Or to know one thing when it comes to art.

[05:16:22] If it's got to be durable, it can't be liked.

[05:16:26] It can. Just needs the proper tools to make it.

[05:16:29] Tools like the folk of Clan Tordor of Fuse on Oundvik.

[05:16:33] Johanna, I told you timing against a sea silent when I talked to customers.

[05:16:37] Shouldn't Pester folk with those nonsense, skellig allegees yours?

[05:16:41] It ain't legend and it ain't nonsense. My granddad would go to Unvic for his armor said Tour de Roche folk made the best

[05:16:51] When a giant ravaged their island inhabitants either ran off or died, but the forge still being one piece

[05:16:58] worth looking into

[05:17:00] Say I find the tools you craft the armor for me

[05:17:05] The on-condition you bring the tools but only then

[05:17:11] these legends mentioned where the forge might be I fucking hate the pan side of

[05:17:16] the aisle in a cave plan for carved out a rock face to build it

[05:17:22] right about look for the tools next time I'm in so they're so ugly they look

[05:17:31] like moving blankets

[05:17:33] Oh sorry dawg.

[05:17:46] Like are those not just his panties?

[05:17:50] Is that not just his underwear that's showing?

[05:17:54] I don't know.

[05:17:56] Yo privileged and entitled thingy for the brim.

[05:17:59] It's his magic underwear.

[05:18:06] Did guys here really used to wear pants like this or are they?

[05:18:12] Oh my goodness.

[05:18:16] It's his laundry.

[05:18:19] Oh my gosh.

[05:18:26] chick Mormon underwear. Oh wow. Aslic chaps for a chapel. Yeah, true. Yes, yes. Yes, yes.

[05:18:44] Yes, yes, yeah the trail of treats

[05:18:53] Angry tow Joe thanks for 41 months. Hello

[05:19:04] Wow

[05:19:06] I shoot him down if I want to fight them or what?

[05:19:16] The music!

[05:19:17] Wait, come back.

[05:19:19] I missed the music.

[05:19:21] I haven't heard it in so long.

[05:19:27] a stretch those were super easy to fight lauri thanks for 30 months

[05:19:53] So Emerald prefers no pants scheduled to be Emerald.

[05:19:56] I mean, honestly, I'd rather him just wear his fucking underwear than these things.

[05:20:02] Like, look it's got a fucking garter, it's got fucking garter, strax and bows on it!

[05:20:07] And his ass is out!

[05:20:10] No, not bathtub gay ralts.

[05:20:15] No, no, I do not wish to see that.

[05:20:18] You guys can see that.

[05:20:19] I know you like it when he's naked.

[05:20:22] Fucking freaks.

[05:20:23] not like you. Don't try to group me with your kind.

[05:20:28] Ooh, the candy! It's creepy. Blood and stuff.

[05:20:37] Ew, maggots!

[05:20:42] Don't yuck or yub. Okay, that's... that's crazy.

[05:20:49] Why do I control or vibrate?

[05:21:15] You know, this is like Hansel and Gretel.

[05:21:22] Yes.

[05:21:24] W. Let's fucking go.

[05:21:30] Are we heading to that creepy house?

[05:21:37] la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

[05:21:46] dub went in the kitchen, stole a hunk of meat

[05:21:52] Cook gave him a licking, struggled by his feet

[05:21:54] Bottle torn, gladden empty, stripped his skin off clay hull

[05:21:57] carved and said healthy stew, best sausage I have seen

[05:22:01] cooked a stupid killing, shouldn't have ate the pub

[05:22:03] now we're out to fire, gonna roast him out

[05:22:06] One, two, three! The one to burst the pindlings!

[05:22:10] BEEE!

[05:22:13] Interesting line.

[05:22:16] I don't know, Ian. Go away.

[05:22:25] What are you doing in my swamp?

[05:22:27] You look like a witch yourself.

[05:22:30] Witches? Of the bog?

[05:22:33] The kids have the exact same voice.

[05:22:40] Kind of sounds like the same voice actor.

[05:22:51] What are you doing in my swamp?

[05:22:52] What are you doing out here alone?

[05:22:54] He's not alone.

[05:22:56] He's with Grant.

[05:22:57] But where did you all come from?

[05:22:59] We're his oceans.

[05:23:01] All of you?

[05:23:02] There's a war.

[05:23:03] So there's oceans.

[05:23:06] Didn't know that.

[05:23:09] A young woman got lost in a swamp.

[05:23:11] She has ashen hair and a scar on her face.

[05:23:13] You can't see anyone like that?

[05:23:15] Ain't no lassie's ear.

[05:23:17] What am I?

[05:23:18] You're no lassie.

[05:23:20] Lassie's got tits!

[05:23:21] Oh!

[05:23:23] I heard an old man say once, when the army is here, he says,

[05:23:27] I have him Lassie's in the woods.

[05:23:29] He's dazzling the soldiers with their tits.

[05:23:32] I'm a torture in the poor Lassie.

[05:23:35] That's what he said.

[05:23:36] Oh, brother.

[05:23:40] Listen, the girl I'm looking for, she's in trouble.

[05:23:43] I understand you might not want to help me,

[05:23:45] but you could try to help her.

[05:23:47] How do you know she was in?

[05:23:49] I heard she visited the witches in the swamp.

[05:23:51] But there's no witches here.

[05:23:53] There's only frogs.

[05:23:55] And snakes. And Johnny.

[05:23:57] What's this talk?

[05:23:59] Oh, kind of jabbering is this, eh?

[05:24:03] No one allowed here. Just kids.

[05:24:05] My kids.

[05:24:07] They're allowed. But it were you

[05:24:09] wearing swords like a bandit.

[05:24:11] Not the witch?

[05:24:13] Are you a witch?

[05:24:15] Are you one of the witches of the swamp?

[05:24:17] a crook-backed bog.

[05:24:18] Which?

[05:24:19] Me?

[05:24:20] I've no broom nor owl, and not one wart on me nose.

[05:24:25] But a pretty nose, see?

[05:24:27] Gwen's got a lovely beak.

[05:24:29] Ah, you darling girl.

[05:24:32] Our kids are so sweet.

[05:24:34] A lovely beak.

[05:24:36] Who's Johnny?

[05:24:37] Johnny Johnny ate a cat.

[05:24:39] Come the more in some furry shell.

[05:24:42] What's your language?

[05:24:44] They tell tales and tales.

[05:24:46] Norbit tales.

[05:24:50] You look after these kids?

[05:24:52] They're my grandchildren.

[05:24:53] Grands good dogs.

[05:24:55] Gonna be sick with scratchings for supper.

[05:24:57] Kids get lost in the woods.

[05:24:59] I was him.

[05:25:01] Seen him in the woods.

[05:25:03] No one has.

[05:25:07] Just talking to the kids.

[05:25:08] Ask them if they'd seen a young woman.

[05:25:10] I was a lovely young woman.

[05:25:12] We're a long, beautiful bride, my mummy did up for me.

[05:25:16] Add dresses with flowers on them.

[05:25:18] Okay.

[05:25:19] Maybe you've seen her. Young, passion-haired.

[05:25:22] You'll be joked.

[05:25:24] Daughter, actually.

[05:25:25] Daughter?

[05:25:27] My dearest sweet little daughter, and her sister.

[05:25:30] Where are they now?

[05:25:32] Maybe they've come to some harm.

[05:25:36] Help me.

[05:25:37] A bit of help, please.

[05:25:39] A young, passion-haired woman just needs to know if you've seen her.

[05:25:42] What are you looking at, chivalrin?

[05:25:43] Wash your hands, we'll go catch crickets!

[05:25:46] Won't learn anything from you.

[05:25:48] Aye, because I don't know nothing.

[05:25:50] That Johnny knows... he knows a lot.

[05:25:53] When I ask him something, he says,

[05:25:55] Wait, I'll scratch my arse and tell you.

[05:25:58] Ugly word!

[05:25:59] What you saying?

[05:26:00] To the hut!

[05:26:01] You'll stand in a corner.

[05:26:03] I'll make sure you do.

[05:26:04] You!

[05:26:05] Be gone!

[05:26:06] Be gone!

[05:26:07] Oh, we don't want shit.

[05:26:12] Guess we're looking for Johnny now, perhaps?

[05:26:16] Go to the hut and talk to the boy.

[05:26:20] Boy.

[05:26:21] I will also be on the lookout for loot.

[05:26:27] Loot!

[05:26:32] Let's fucking go.

[05:26:35] Come on, I believe in you bro, you can do this, there we go.

[05:26:42] Hell yeah.

[05:26:51] Hell yeah.

[05:27:01] Can't come in here. Not allowed in here.

[05:27:04] I just want to talk to the boy.

[05:27:06] Not allowed. It's not allowed.

[05:27:09] He won't talk to you anyway.

[05:27:11] Grand don't like you.

[05:27:13] And Johnny's made up.

[05:27:15] And stranger steel kids.

[05:27:21] Just tell me where I can find John. Why is his hair blowing in the wind inside?

[05:27:26] Where's his tooth?

[05:27:29] I guess there's a draft. I don't know find a way to lure grand away from the hut

[05:27:37] Why don't you want to talk about Johnny one of you knows about him the others must too

[05:27:42] It's just a moose pals with Johnny

[05:27:45] They pick mushrooms and hunt sales but Grant says Johnny's made up

[05:27:51] hmm have any of you ever seen John of course looks just like him and why do

[05:27:58] you say he's made up grand says so and grand comes lost

[05:28:04] does your grand treat you right she ever hurt you never when we're bad she cries

[05:28:10] she's scared say strangers might take us disappear the boy who plays with

[05:28:19] Johnny you must be brave. Not brave, just stupid. Sat his bare bum on an anthill once. Ewww!

[05:28:26] But yeah, he plays with Johnny. Kajela is stupid. This is where Alan goes in the woods,

[05:28:31] and then he's about to have a time out. He's a genius. And he eats nails, yuck.

[05:28:38] The girl I mentioned is in danger. You gotta help me get your gran away from the hut so I can

[05:28:43] talk to Johnny's friend all right but you've got to do something for us to play hide-and-seek

[05:28:49] who hide-and-seek

[05:28:51] there's a beat hurt

[05:28:54] he literally looks like he's wearing panties like

[05:28:58] he needs to change immediately

[05:29:02] I want something sweet

[05:29:06] and me too

[05:29:08] oh friends

[05:29:10] There's a tree and we'll help you.

[05:29:12] Don't have any treats.

[05:29:13] Well here's what you can do.

[05:29:15] Go get some, play hide and seek with us, or get lost.

[05:29:21] Let's play.

[05:29:22] You hide, if that if I find you, you have to help me.

[05:29:25] Oh, should I have to find them?

[05:29:26] It's Johnny.

[05:29:27] Okay.

[05:29:28] The things you'll find is easy.

[05:29:29] Me too.

[05:29:30] I can do this.

[05:29:31] That one.

[05:29:32] No looking, and you have to count out loud.

[05:29:34] All your fingers, turns too.

[05:29:37] One, two, three, eighteen, nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come.

[05:29:59] your witcher senses. I found you! That was a pretty good spot to be fair. Okay, now

[05:30:17] Now would some of them be inside the houses?

[05:30:21] Oh.

[05:30:24] There you are.

[05:30:25] Found another one.

[05:30:39] More loot!

[05:30:40] Don't mind if I do.

[05:30:45] I can see you.

[05:30:46] Okay, one more.

[05:30:50] One more to go.

[05:30:58] I'm not seeing any footprints or anything.

[05:31:02] one more child it's probably probably this way right I'm really going this way

[05:31:23] Yo, Nilfer, thanks for the 10 months. Welcome back.

[05:31:34] I found you!

[05:31:53] didn't we all right perfect

[05:32:10] Don't be afraid, I won't hurt you, oh my gosh, Cougar Slayer won, thank you for the

[05:32:29] 10 gifted, thank you, thanks Cougar Slayer, thank you very much, wow Cougar Slayer, wow

[05:32:40] I'm just gonna have something with a turtledog on the floor.

[05:32:44] I'm worried about Johnnie.

[05:32:46] The Cougar Slayer has arrived.

[05:32:50] He was mushroom picking.

[05:32:52] I saw his burrow.

[05:32:54] But Granny yelled at me.

[05:32:56] Said not to talk to strangers.

[05:32:59] Because then kids go missing.

[05:33:02] She worries about Johnnie too.

[05:33:04] Welcome.

[05:33:06] Thanks, man.

[05:33:10] Where are you and your friends' parents?

[05:33:13] Dad, some starved, others were killed, like mine.

[05:33:20] One day, I went out at dawn to look for berries in the woods.

[05:33:26] Still, some around back then.

[05:33:29] When I was coming home, I heard the yell.

[05:33:33] You think the grandma killed all their parents?

[05:33:35] Laughin'!

[05:33:36] So she could keep them as kids?

[05:33:42] Oh no, soldiers killed his parents.

[05:33:48] Aww.

[05:33:57] Aww.

[05:34:06] hurt him right cuz he's real he's not made up I'm not gonna hurt him Johnny

[05:34:14] used to be boy me listening to his songs when we was picking mushrooms Johnny

[05:34:21] said I saw a girl with a series they saw her where can I find Johnny there's a

[05:34:27] little meadow on the edge of the swamp this strange tree grows there look

[05:34:34] around you'll see him okay thank you you'll 50 thanks for sobbing

[05:34:46] okay time to find Johnny hi chatter you're a little bit early today it's

[05:34:52] only been five and a half hours

[05:35:04] Let's get on Johnny, is it?

[05:35:34] Johnny's real, I must keep this.

[05:35:53] Mr. Wair, thanks for 18 months.

[05:36:04] Oh my god.

[05:36:11] I need a rest for the turn, heal after this.

[05:36:28] Yo, Pharaoh's hero, thank you for the five again.

[05:36:31] Thank you so much.

[05:36:33] I have my potions back um did I lose the trail oh here we go okay journey where are you

[05:36:51] You must tell me where Siri is.

[05:37:02] I must pick this plant as well.

[05:37:11] Oh God.

[05:37:17] Johnny?

[05:37:19] Bonnie's not human, is he?

[05:37:24] Oh!

[05:37:42] It's a bucker.

[05:37:49] I'm looking for a woman with ashen hair seen her. Oh

[05:37:54] We saw Siri tell me everything from the start. Where did you see her? What was she doing is important to me?

[05:38:02] He can't talk why not oh is he cursed

[05:38:10] You know the kids from the clearing well

[05:38:15] Don't be afraid not gonna hurt anyone

[05:38:19] Oh, he's scary.

[05:38:39] What's wrong can't talk why lost your voice first can I help you somehow

[05:38:57] I

[05:39:08] Can't understand you try to explain it somehow

[05:39:13] Like oh my fucking god

[05:39:20] Want me to follow you

[05:39:24] No choice I guess

[05:39:27] Am I going to have to kill something for him?

[05:39:39] I feel like probably right.

[05:39:42] I'm still level 6.

[05:39:54] Defeat the monsters.

[05:39:56] Okay.

[05:40:09] Oh shit, there's poison.

[05:40:10] I'm poisoned.

[05:40:11] Oh my god.

[05:40:12] Oh

[05:40:26] They're boy

[05:40:28] Slice him in half!

[05:40:39] Yo, Osio!

[05:40:40] Thanks for the 10 months!

[05:40:45] I can't meditate right now, why not?

[05:40:54] I guess I can't in the middle of the escort quest.

[05:41:00] There we go.

[05:41:00] OK.

[05:41:04] Sweet.

[05:41:05] I've got mod potion refills.

[05:41:24] Oh, okay, that sounds easy enough.

[05:41:41] Oh, I look so happy.

[05:41:50] Search the raven nest.

[05:41:52] Okay.

[05:41:53] Hi some birds stole his voice

[05:42:11] This bubble

[05:42:16] The birds gonna be pissed at me

[05:42:23] Here.

[05:42:27] Here.

[05:42:39] Whiskey! Slither! Ringworm! Rubbish! Bumblebee! Flabbergasted!

[05:42:45] Ha! The sound of it!

[05:42:48] Peach or Fiber, pick, print, fruximode, pack of pickle peppers by the Pontar.

[05:42:52] celebrating my favorite words life without slay bring the sound of serenity

[05:43:00] shenanigans is like licking snails through a claw you thank you for this

[05:43:05] no more whoever you are long be your life hang on a minute I helped you now

[05:43:11] you help me he does cast out like Tino not as high-pitched but kind of

[05:43:19] somewhere.

[05:43:47] It's a smudger.

[05:43:49] not a bit so it must be the Crohn's doing who else would curse me that bird friend of mine

[05:43:57] located my voice but I was helpless to retrieve it couldn't ask a raven friend to just give

[05:44:02] you the bottle raven served the Crohn's they don't know

[05:44:10] how do you lock someone's voice in a bottle just wondering as am I especially as mine's

[05:44:16] voice to cry on all voices. Sometimes it's like a forest brook. And others, like a roll

[05:44:22] of thunder. And let's be honest, I talk enough to fill three barrels or more.

[05:44:27] Somebody used some powerful magic on you, as a prank or just to be mean.

[05:44:33] I'm looking for a young, passion-haired woman. See anyone like that?

[05:44:37] Did I ever? Remember as if it were yesterday. Soon as I woke, I went to empty my bowels.

[05:44:43] My favorite part of the day.

[05:44:45] Defogating to the sunrise.

[05:44:47] Downright glorious.

[05:44:49] Suddenly, heard a bang.

[05:44:51] So loud it couldn't have been me.

[05:44:53] And that lass appeared.

[05:44:55] Out of nowhere.

[05:44:57] Young, ashen-haired.

[05:44:59] Just like you said.

[05:45:01] Wounded, panting to boot.

[05:45:03] She raced off towards the children's house.

[05:45:05] Quick as if the cranes were after her.

[05:45:07] I yelled some unpleasantries.

[05:45:09] She just heard my mom.

[05:45:11] She just heard my mom.

[05:45:13] Sadly, I'd lost my voice, so I don't think she heard me.

[05:45:19] I've been to the village in the swamp, met a woman who might have been a crone.

[05:45:23] Did she seem... confused to you?

[05:45:26] Nuts. Completely.

[05:45:28] So I'm not crazy. That's no crone. That's the granny who takes care of the orphans.

[05:45:34] Claims the kids made me a... me!

[05:45:38] An orphanage in a swamp?

[05:45:40] against swamps. If you're my own life, I'd hardly recommend it.

[05:45:46] Moral. Hold on.

[05:45:50] Matzah.

[05:45:52] Well, look how she's laying.

[05:45:55] She's screaming.

[05:45:58] Matzah.

[05:46:00] Alright, now she's quiet.

[05:46:02] Well, look, she's just lounging there.

[05:46:05] Matzah.

[05:46:07] Oh, so cute. So cute.

[05:46:12] What do you know about the crowns?

[05:46:14] Their result is this forest.

[05:46:16] Cruel, vindictive, not to be crossed.

[05:46:20] What of someone?

[05:46:22] She rolled over and exposed her belly.

[05:46:25] So cute! So cute!

[05:46:29] Oh my gosh! Yo, Matt! Thank you for another five! Thank you, NPC Matt!

[05:46:34] Thank you, thank you, thank you. Oh my god, you're so fucking cute. You're so cute

[05:46:41] Thank you NPC Matt. Look at the belly

[05:46:51] Oh my god

[05:47:04] Oh, so cute, so cute, so cute.

[05:47:07] Do the tutors have a favorite snack they really enjoy, Amy?

[05:47:10] Um, I give them um, I don't know what they're called,

[05:47:14] it's like the big clear,

[05:47:16] containers all the little kebab in it.

[05:47:18] Mutsa, why are you being so,

[05:47:19] she's being so cute, give her pets.

[05:47:23] I don't know if she wants pets,

[05:47:24] if she gets up and walks away, I don't feel so bad.

[05:47:28] Oh, I just nudged the pizza box months ago.

[05:47:34] That's all.

[05:47:44] So cute.

[05:47:46] So cute.

[05:47:48] So cute.

[05:47:50] So cute.

[05:47:58] So cute.

[05:48:00] You're so cute.

[05:48:02] You're so cute. She hates me. She's a cute kitty. She's so cute. She's so cute.

[05:48:21] Watch is too cute for Emmy. I don't deserve her. She's too perfect.

[05:48:36] Careful what you asked for.

[05:48:38] Won't find them until they want to be found.

[05:48:40] See them until they want to be seen.

[05:48:43] But remember, they see and hear all that happens in the mire.

[05:48:48] She ran off toward the orphanage.

[05:48:51] Kids could know something, or the old woman who takes care of them.

[05:48:54] That old hag don't speak to strangers, and you're a stranger.

[05:48:58] Will she talk to you?

[05:48:59] I have spoken to her, got my ways.

[05:49:02] All right to the village I need to repair my sword

[05:49:28] You need something

[05:49:30] Oh my goodness. She's so needy. Such a needy kitty.

[05:49:38] Careful!

[05:50:00] Oh

[05:50:27] Let's go

[05:50:30] I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Okay, I'm on it.

[05:50:42] Hi, Cheddar. You just passing through?

[05:50:47] My boy?

[05:51:00] Good. It's clear. Not a crone in sight. I need to sing to Grant. That ought to calm her.

[05:51:29] Little Johnny saw flea games, fire, waning, pop, a spark, chow-chow and whisper, listen!

[05:51:47] Yeah, I got your voice back.

[05:51:49] I did.

[05:51:50] Although I seem to have lost an octave somewhere in the process.

[05:51:53] I shall look for it when I get home.

[05:51:55] You're not allowed here, Johnny.

[05:51:58] You shouldn't have come.

[05:52:00] Calm down, Grant. Don't get angry.

[05:52:03] It's not good for you.

[05:52:09] The woman I asked about earlier.

[05:52:11] She's not here.

[05:52:13] She's not here.

[05:52:15] The woman I asked about earlier.

[05:52:17] Forgive me, Grandma.

[05:52:19] But this fellow absolutely must talk to the ladies.

[05:52:22] No. She's not allowed.

[05:52:27] Please, it's important.

[05:52:29] The fellow will be quiet.

[05:52:31] Bran, please, hear me out.

[05:52:33] I found Little Jagna when she got lost. Did I not?

[05:52:36] Did I break Ginny's fever too? I did.

[05:52:39] I ask anything in return? No.

[05:52:41] Didn't even fuss about my stolen voice.

[05:52:44] Well, now I want something.

[05:52:46] Graham, help this fellow.

[05:52:49] Because otherwise he'll burst your mate's eye in mine.

[05:52:51] Even during party time.

[05:52:53] His lass is missing.

[05:52:54] Perhaps the ladies can help find her, eh?

[05:52:59] Well...

[05:53:01] Since you put it that way, Johnny...

[05:53:04] I'll help you.

[05:53:04] Let's go!

[05:53:05] Finally!

[05:53:14] Qualbrains, thanks for the 32 months.

[05:53:18] Happy 32 months. Thank you.

[05:53:27] Johnny's a good, good lad. No, the ladies don't like him. No.

[05:53:31] Vowel creature, they say. Don't like him.

[05:53:36] Who are the women in the tapestry? Those are the ladies.

[05:53:41] Ooh, the ladies! We love the ladies, right?

[05:54:11] Um, what is that?

[05:54:14] I dare you to stir up our fist, will I?

[05:54:21] Uh, ha ha!

[05:54:22] Someone's speaking through you?

[05:54:24] Good, no humans can have that too.

[05:54:27] Oh, good looking.

[05:54:28] But if you're kidding me...

[05:54:33] Shatter it off my mouse, please.

[05:54:35] Not there. I know you met her. Where is she?

[05:54:38] Oh, she's in patient.

[05:54:41] Wow, she really likes Ashi-Head girls.

[05:54:49] Cheddar's ass is pressing one of the keys on my keyboard.

[05:54:53] The young one. She's my daughter by choice. I raised her.

[05:54:58] If she's silly, what does it matter?

[05:55:04] Matters to me.

[05:55:05] I believe we've become old.

[05:55:08] He's bubbling like well-finished.

[05:55:13] Oh, that's how I like him.

[05:55:19] It's clear you met her. Tell me everything.

[05:55:22] What the fuck are they saying?

[05:55:25] Perhaps it's for the best.

[05:55:27] Tell me, have you got bollocks?

[05:55:30] Two-three are woodland beasts.

[05:55:33] Now?

[05:55:34] Oh, hard times are upon us, Whitehead One.

[05:55:39] Brother has turned against brother.

[05:55:42] The land is soaked in blood.

[05:55:45] Evil reigns stronger than ever before.

[05:55:49] A dark power has set this makeup on the ring.

[05:55:53] It feels like the truth is still there.

[05:55:56] Destroy the beast, and then it will break loose.

[05:55:59] Oh my god, I have to do more errands for people.

[05:56:19] Okay.

[05:56:29] what for when the alderman sees this dammit he'll know he sent you he'll eat the dog

[05:56:39] i'll talk to the alderman but i can't promise anything

[05:56:48] and you might want to return only once you've completed your task why she have a cut ear in her hand

[05:56:53] Some lore here that I don't know.

[05:57:00] Stop looking at his panties!

[05:57:06] I was not looking at his panties!

[05:57:09] Does one of the witches have three legs?

[05:57:17] Oh! Okay, thank you.

[05:57:27] Okay.

[05:57:37] Creepy.

[05:57:39] Fucking elder man of Downward about the village's problem.

[05:58:17] Man, you're such a fucking yapper.

[05:58:20] Jesus.

[05:58:21] Jesus.

[05:58:22] Okay, I think this is going to be the last thing that I do today.

[05:58:29] I'm pretty eepy, and I told Bonnie I'd hang out with her tonight.

[05:58:33] But I'm streaming tomorrow too, and Wednesday for the Never To Everness release.

[05:58:41] Hopefully the game's good.

[05:58:44] I

[05:59:12] Was playing battle music

[05:59:14] I'm just going to talk to this bald guy

[05:59:19] What it's not letting me talk to him. Did I aggro something?

[05:59:27] Well

[05:59:32] They sword

[05:59:37] Oh

[05:59:40] My bad, I was scaring him I guess

[05:59:44] a real pearl of the swamps if you say so you get by all right no I win her to

[05:59:51] winter somehow we survived

[05:59:54] recognize this pain

[05:59:56] I master didn't know you belong to that

[06:00:05] don't belong to anyone down to business I want to get this done quickly

[06:00:10] So that's how it's to be I'm supposed to help solve your problem. Tell me what it is just the essentials

[06:00:17] The war awoken ancient power

[06:00:20] An evil one that feeds on bloodshed night bears hunt our nights and days

[06:00:26] Folks sleepwalk from their homes never to return

[06:00:31] Under the tree on the whispering illet they might

[06:00:34] Unburied all fathers and sons hair style is insane

[06:00:40] Fokker appeared to move

[06:00:43] I've never seen a bald man with a side smooth bang

[06:00:51] When did all this start three year back I remember

[06:00:56] Went to check the kind of is what moon has pulled the hair from the trap

[06:01:01] They grew dark over some though. It was not on new time thought it was a storm at first

[06:01:07] A squeal pierced the air near Bursky Ears, the hair rotted in the anus, and the leaves

[06:01:14] shriveled and yellowed, though it were yet the start of summer.

[06:01:18] Times have been ill ever since.

[06:01:21] Folks' teeth turned black as charcoal, women folk fight like polka-cats, bawling and brawling

[06:01:28] over nothing.

[06:01:30] The humans, born crippled, lying, feared, and cursive, long have we plaid for the ladies' help.

[06:01:43] Need more details?

[06:01:45] I'll see for yourself.

[06:01:47] Grand, I'm Watney Crossway, first I am near the whispered hillock.

[06:01:51] But what happens there now is a wonder.

[06:01:55] The futon spoke from round eargathered to chop down the trees and burn the cursed soil back to use.

[06:02:01] None returned.

[06:02:03] The ground beneath the weeds is white with human bones.

[06:02:10] Oh, he's purring like a motorboat right now.

[06:02:13] Oh, he likes Omox's jealous.

[06:02:17] Hello, Mox.

[06:02:19] Hello.

[06:02:21] Oh, scared cheese.

[06:02:36] Ah, King Court! Thank you for the 10!

[06:02:39] Thanks, King Court!

[06:02:41] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!

[06:02:45] I manned Moru, 23 months.

[06:02:47] That's killing villagers from down more, okay.

[06:02:54] I'm going to stop here for today, but I will be live tomorrow too.

[06:03:00] Okay.

[06:03:02] Thank you guys for watching.

[06:03:08] Yeah, I'll probably just play more Witcher tomorrow.

[06:03:13] I don't know if I want to start the upload late. Maybe I'll see. I'm not sure I was playing it.

[06:03:23] Well, okay. All right, guys. Have a good night, everybody. Say goodbye to Motsa, the kitty,

[06:03:38] And I will see you all tomorrow if you don't forget to follow the stream and stuff

[06:03:45] You can type

[06:03:47] exclamation point schedule

[06:03:49] to see my future streams and

[06:03:55] Hold on

[06:03:57] So simple I'm gonna tell you guys I forgot to open the link, but he made a new

[06:04:04] Channel to upload

[06:04:06] Gaming Vods, he wanted me to tell you guys, I don't really upload on my main.

[06:04:14] He made um, this channel, it's called emerald gaming for Vods, if you care about that.

[06:04:26] Yeah, but yeah, I will see you guys tomorrow.

[06:04:29] I hope you all had a good time today.

[06:04:32] I had fun.

[06:04:33] you guys for hanging out and for all the subs and everything and yeah I will see

[06:04:39] you guys tomorrow. Good night everybody. Bye bye. Bye bye. Bye bye. Bye bye. Bye bye.

[06:04:54] Sorry, I'm trying to buy a song. Goodbye.

[06:05:24] I know that everything is going to be alright.

[06:06:07] That's what we all need to be.

[06:06:12] We all need to be.

[06:06:37] I

[06:07:07] Oh, it's too late, won't it?