Emiru
HELLOOOOOO :) ⭐🌸 REACTS AND GAMING HEHEHEHE I FEEL A CRASHOUT COMING :D ⭐🌸 HANGING OUT BEFORE CINCO DE MAYO PARTY TONIGHT WITH FRIENDS ⭐🌸
05-05-2026 · 5h 47m
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Stay with me
Mayona kanon no wa wo tataki
Daeragai de toonai sa
Anu kisetsu ga ima me no made
Stay with me
Uchi kuseo ni ii nagara
Futari no toki wo utaide
Mana wasuretsu apatamedeta
In my head, in my bed, and I'll pray that every end is time
I want to see you in the light
I want to see you when you're stressed, when you're angry
When you're happy, when you're fine, it's okay if I don't want it
Light a cigarette, you're allowed a little faster than anyone
How is everybody today?
Everybody today
Yeah, the little barely
Pocket socks, thanks for four months LXP 19 months
Hope 10 things for the prime radiance thing before months and let the thing for the eight months save us
Thanks for the bits. Oh, thank you for the five gifted. Thank you so much. Silent Tarheel 50 months Princess Peach one year Sam Lf 50 months
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Inject Panda and Horta. Thank you guys for the resubs
Hello, hello
Yeah, I don't I don't really know how long the street is gonna be today because
Bonnie's hosting some kind of get-together thing tonight
Kuma Kirby, thank you for the 5 gifted subs, thank you!
But um, I don't think I'm gonna go like at the beginning,
because honestly I just kinda feel like a slug,
but I also love to support.
So yeah.
Burrow, thank you for the 26 months, thank you.
Yeah, I'm feeling quite uh, quite slug-like today.
Okay, tell me how are you early when your schedule says 2 p.m.
Hold on one second.
Sorry, I've just got a message from human about the super stuff.
We will do that.
Also I'm not going to get rid of the schedule because I know some people like to have it,
I'm gonna be honest guys people who complain about the schedule are so fucking annoying like I'm sorry like
I'm a person things happen. Sometimes I'm late or sometimes I'm early
Like you're just gonna get banned if you keep complaining. I'm sorry
Like I try to give a general idea of what I will be live, but yeah
Also, it's like I feel like the more that I stream, the more people complain that I'm
not streaming enough or like going live at the right time like, what is your guys's problem?
I'm just here to hang out.
But to the people that are chill and just happy to hang out and play games, thank you.
You are my favorites.
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I have to learn Call of Duty 7 for a tournament.
Do you have any like quick tips or anything for the game?
And he was like Call of Duty 7.
And then he went on this massive, he typed like six paragraphs about how Call of Duty 7 is like one of the worst in the entire franchise.
Because, what did he even say?
He was like, it's just horribly designed.
The maps are horrible.
It's so linear.
There's only like, there's so much bullshit in it.
No one likes it.
And I was like, oh, well.
Um, I guess I will try to use this to my advantage.
It's me again, thank you for the 8 months.
Thank you.
Same as thanks to the vits and Brian James, thank you for the 2 months.
Yeah, it was you said horrible things!
Oh, red orchestra, thank you for the 10 gifted.
Wow, thank you!
Thank you guys for the hype train.
Thank you so much.
Much appreciated.
Uh, it was...
Blockup 6, Blockup 7 is so, so better.
I told him it was Black Ops 7.
I don't know.
But let me just pull it up.
So I started trying to learn Black Ops 7.
Black Ops 7. There's like 50 billion cause.
Black Ops 7 is just the 7th Black Ops, whoa, they milked the shit out of the series.
I played the beta, but it's trash.
Last genuine good call was in 2015.
It's basically just a clusterfuck.
Cod maps used to actually be well designed.
These to be sorta like FPS chessboards with a 3 lane design.
Now they make extremely small with no flow, and the characters run in insane speeds.
It's just constant spawning behind each other and getting a kill, then dying their respawning
for people with no attention span.
I'll give you basic FPS tips that'll help you, but for the game itself it's random BS.
This shit is why I dropped COD years ago, man.
The series was legit a great casual shooter that was well thought out and fun to play
with friends by taking it too serious.
Now it's like ADHD simulator with a battle pass and skin shop.
They love milking their whales, LeMau.
COD players are the types of gamers who only play COD GT and sports games.
Like this guy.
The literal bottom of the barrel lowest common denominator.
Honestly, I'm not too familiar with the perks in that game, but even if I was, it probably wouldn't help too much.
Shooter fundamentals kind of spoiled the window at new cod maps because it's too fast paced and the maps are too small and poorly designed.
If you're playing with other people who have shooter experience or cod experience, you're probably just going to be dying and spawning over and over.
I was like, thank you, so basically you're saying I'm just going to get shit on no matter what I do.
And he was like, it's not even a u-thing. The game is just that bad, LOL.
They actually designed the game for max player retention, so that they maximized the amount of microtransaction money they make.
Once gaming started getting truly mainstreamed 2010 and onwards, they realized that if there was a high skill ceiling or skill floor,
casual gamers, being matched up against other people who actually learned the game, are more likely to stop playing if they're getting dunked on.
So, they introduce skill based matchmaking so they don't leave and keep buying skins.
Well...
Would you guys say that as- I mean, I literally asked him for tips and he just wrote all of that.
We shout out thanks for the gift seven, Selexy, thanks for sixteen months.
Oh my god, yeah, he hates that game. So what tip did you get?
I mean, he basically said, it's fast paced and you're gonna die over and over again.
Hi, oh, thank thank you, man
Oh, yeah, yeah, thanks for 19 months. Why don't ask adapt well?
Unfortunately, this is not his fault, but our our team captain since he recently moved he has not had internet
So we haven't been able to play in the most that I've learned is because um myth myth got a professional coach
and he recorded his coaching session and so I watched the bottom myth getting
coached and even bet I feel like I didn't learn that much.
Cornes thanks for 43 months. I think that we are supposed to practice tonight or
tomorrow but if we practice tonight it'll be after my party so I won't be able to stream it
but tomorrow night but I'm also I'm doing my Siri cosplay tomorrow if all my
stuff arrives. I bought like a Scarring Joe for my face. Yeah, Siri cosplay tomorrow and then
hopefully a long, long Witcher session because I want to try to get through the game. I might have
to do some like super long streams to grind it out. So yeah, we will see. I'm just gonna,
I'll probably just try to camp, I guess.
Yeah, I'll just camp in the game, it'll be fine, right?
It'll be fine.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna do the cosplay on stream instead of just showing up in it.
Most of the time I just show up in it because I had to make TikToks if it's a sponsored cosplay.
But tomorrow I'll do it on stream and yeah, it will be fun.
So yeah, we will do that.
Just stream seven days a week, 10 to 16 hours like summit.
Does he really do that? I'm going to see if that's true.
Oh my God!
He's already streamed 93 hours in the past seven days.
Okay, I'm sorry bro, like, respect to Summit.
I kind of enjoy having a life a little bit outside of the internet.
Dude, that is crazy.
Oh my god, bro, big props to him.
That is very respectable.
Whoa, it's crazy
That is insane. I
Don't mean this in like a root a rude way. How old is he?
Okay, oh my bro, he is an inspiration
Way, I might have to add summit to my list of goats. That is crazy. Oh my god
Doesn't matter it does matter because I feel like when most people get older or when most
content creators get older
They start, like, you know, they might have, like, a wife and a kid or something.
I think that Summit is married, though.
Maybe his-
Maybe they just, like, don't see each other. I don't-
I'm sure they hang out.
Dude, that's- that's crazy. What a grinder.
What a belt, dude.
Damn!
Damn!
That's- that's cool.
I mean, I don't want to encourage unhealthy lifestyles,
but it seems like for him, it's working.
So, I don't know. Whenever I see him, he seems pretty happy too, so.
Rachel, that's cool. Very cool. They went skiing and they streamed and all that's cute.
His wife is um, her stream name used to be a little chipmunk I think. I used to watch
her streams like when I first started streaming we weren't like friends but we
were mutuals like we would interact and stuff and she was very nice yeah she was
very nice but I think that I guess I guess you must retire because I don't
think she streams anymore but yeah very cool well good for them very cool
Well, bro, why did it turn down the temperature of my room? I'm sweating like crazy now, bro. I'm such a fucking judge.
Holy shit, it's 76 degrees!
Why?
I did not set it to be this.
A mirror love MRMV perceptible MRI wave.
There's like this phenomenon happening in my room.
Like, oh my god, I didn't say 6, 7.
It's like Emmy warming her some shit.
My room just keeps getting warmer and warmer.
But I don't think that it's my air conditioning dying or anything.
But the room just keeps getting warmer and warmer and warmer.
But wait, it's probably from the summer outside.
No, but I keep setting the air conditioning lower and lower.
Should I call the landlord?
It's cheddar. You did this. You did this. I know that you did this
Badal, thank you for the two months in J rel. Thanks for the 18 months. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
honestly, you guys should be proud of yourselves that
You got me to play witcher because imagine if I wasn't playing witcher right now
I feel like I would be going fucking insane
Because of all the tournament shit, bro. It would just be nothing but PvP swap. Oh, no, but that would I mean that would be fun
Sure, I guess I don't I don't know. I mean I have been playing League a little bit more, but only on my days off
Only on my days off like yesterday
I took a day off because I was wondering why I failed it and I played like like seven games of League or something. Oh
my goodness
Oh, why touchy thank you for the 10 gifts did thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you touchy. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Touchy parasocial thought. What if you think you're too old for roommates?
I have roommates. I have two roommates and they're both older than me
I don't I feel like your roommates is just like
It's like a like a lifestyle or a place in life thing like all of us
We just want to stream and hang out so like it works out well, but we I will say also
We have a very spacious house. So honestly, I don't even feel like I have roommates sometimes
I feel like I'm living in an apartment complex and this is my apartment
This is my apartment and then we just have like a communal kitchen or something
Like I don't know we have very separate spaces with a lot of privacy. So we have a very nice house
I remember when we were seeking houses, me and Sina only toured one house and it was this house.
I remember Sina being like, hmm, this one's a little bit expensive.
I was like, we're getting it. It's perfect. But I think I was right. It's a good house, right?
You're Johnny, thank you for one year. Welcome back.
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Are you the one who keeps throwing Sina meal prep away? No.
I'll be honest, I haven't even used the kitchen in a while, because maybe I shouldn't say it, everyone.
I don't want to complain about things.
Will you be streaming before an I.L.A. to Cup?
Just asking because the Cup is pretty late for a U.
Say it? Well...
Every time I go in the kitchen lately, I feel like it's very dirty, so I don't want to cook in there!
But no, I'm not the one throwing Sinna's meal prep away. It might be the maid, maybe she thinks it's like,
Left over for something I don't know.
Stick, thank you for the 11 months!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Clean it, then you chud!
Bro, like, oh, no, it's too much!
Like, I haven't cooked in like...
I made salmon not that long ago.
That was like one time,
but besides that, I haven't cooked in like a month or something.
I have not been cooking a lot lately.
Yes, I've been ordering, I've become a door dash.
Looser again.
I'll see you being there for the six months. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Much appreciated
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I mean many years ago when I first started streaming
There was someone who was in a very respected business position in eSports who said to me
You should always order door dash
Because time is money if you waste time cooking you're losing money
So by ordering Gordash you actually save money and that guy turned out to be a horrible person
But maybe he was right. No, I actually like cooking
Chef Oman thanks for 15 months. Thank you and NGI. Okay. Thanks for three months
Yeah, this was that was like 10 years ago or something
How have I said it was before? Oh well, I mean
Yeah, I
I remember hearing that ten years ago and for years, literally years, I used that to justify
buying insane amounts of board-action ingredients.
Oxtail, thanks for 38 months, but there's just something so,
there's just something so humid about cooking a nice meal, you know.
It's just like, I don't know, but I haven't been doing it a lot.
Some spies outside your door, what do you mean?
I mean, I don't know how much money you spent on DoorDash.
I don't want to know how much money I've spent on DoorDash.
I don't know.
I don't want to know how much money I've spent on DoorDash.
If I had to guess, the new McDonald's refresh.
Wait, McDonald's has new drinks?
Oh, I gotta look at this.
Okay, but I haven't eaten McDonald's in a while.
I've been on a good streak.
Let's see.
Um, McDonald's.
Nick Cafe Refreshers.
Bro, are they trying to be...
What the fuck is a derpy McFlurry?
they have the hunt the huntrix meal from kpop demon hunter dude it's real what
the fuck is a derpy Mcflurry
somebody got like blueberries or something you see that
the derpy Mcflurry
are you not playing the jinxie league turni I am but that's on it's not oh
Oh god, it's on the 11th.
That's on Monday!
Where are they gonna do the draft?
Are we gonna have like three days to practice?
I mean, whatever, it doesn't matter
how much time we have to practice.
It's gonna be a shit show.
Oh, did my mic peak again?
I'm sorry.
Should I get a derpy McFlurry?
Yo, and Urr Farrirang, thank you for the Prime, thank you.
Very unique name, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Heheheheh.
Just walk past the PC from around the way out of work.
Where are you from StarForge?
Thank you guys, StarForge is giving me
one of their tiny PCs that I can bring it
when I travel for my degeneracy.
Heh heh heh.
Your cholesterol levels, oh my god, who cares about that, like, what if I just die or something?
If I'm dead, I can't be mad anymore, so it's not a big deal.
Diddly-Doo, thanks for 15 months!
What even is the Huntrix meal?
It's got chicken nuggets, ram-eon seasoning, hunter sauce, and demon sauce.
sauce. I don't fucking know. No, Remini, thanks for the 8 months. Dude, I used McDonald's,
has been my favorite for a long time. Okay, I know every time I complain, people are like,
but you're rich, but you're a streamer. Okay, does that justify wanting to spend 15 fucking
dollars on a McDonald's meal? Like, hello, $15 for like, you could add so much nicer
Food for $15.
Random access memories, thank you for the 10 months, thank you for everything for the 8 months, sorry I think I moved my mic too close to my face.
Is that better?
Hello?
Cheaper than EU, how much does it cost?
In Norway it's $30?
But like 30...
Norway dollars or like it converts to 30 USD.
What the heck?
McDonald's on everyone for everyone.
Eh, who wants to eat dog?
I wonder how much that would cost.
Too much, I think.
Oh, by the way, that reminds me.
Speaking of spending a lot of money,
the cat painting that I got from the charity donation to Alvaeus
is currently at the Framing Place,
And they're getting it framed up all nice. I've got a really nice frame.
They're having it custom made for the size and they're taking the painting off the wood frame and stretching it
so that it looks like how it looks in a gallery.
And it's going to be so fancy. It's going to be so fancy.
It'll be very cool. Yes. It'll be very cool.
And I've been thinking I told Maya after that how the next time she does one
I want to paint something for the charity
But you guys just seem like a little bit of my
Dorns and stuff right?
I'm not like crazy good, but I feel like I'm okay at drawing
Faces, but I don't really paint animals. There are some streams that they paint.
Is that a portrait of Maya?
I don't know.
Thanks, false king, thanks for the five months.
Thank you, thank you.
No female hairstyle, number three.
Is that for Warwick?
It's just ponytail is like what same height to
It's not even true
You can't make this shit up. It's just a fucking hairstyle
Like I bet I bet your guys's hairstyles if I had ten minutes
I could connect it to any like weird
Like it's just like some care like unflattering care of third. I would all I would need is 10 minutes
That's all that it would take
They're all bald, okay, well, that's even easier. You know how many evil bald people there are
What's that guy's name who like puts his pinky?
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Northern line is not evil yet. Dr. Evil. Okay name five villains. Okay, Dr. Evil the Joker
He's all new man of villain. Yo JJ goes on. Thanks for 44 months. Um, why is it so hard off the top of my head a cheddar?
Um, King Dedede.
That was my, the first five that came to my mind.
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What's wrong with you?
I wouldn't do anything for us to be together again.
My grandfather believed that the devil would turn...
If anyone read from the book of the dead,
he would calm down.
What?
There's no more guys.
The whole family can be reunited.
No! I can't!
Cheers to your perfect family.
I hate that. I hate that. I hate that.
There are people who like watching this.
I can't.
No, I hear that guys that reminded me of the worst
I mean, I don't know if this like really counts because this wasn't like I think I was like a like a freshman
Can I tell you what the worst day I've ever had this was like freshman year of high school because I don't know
How the fuck does that remind you of the worst thing you ever had but trust me it does okay?
So I think I told a sort of stream for what it was a long time ago
So um this was I think it was freshman year of
of high school, I don't know, there was this girl
and she was a lesbian and she had a crush on me
but I wasn't really sure if I liked her like that or not.
So we were friends, we were friends, right?
Like we weren't dating or anything.
This wasn't like an official date
but she asked if I wanted to come over to watch a movie
and I was like, okay, sure,
like everything came out as friends.
And I was like, okay, well, maybe I'll end up liking her.
I did not end up liking her
and the date is part of why.
So, she, okay, so I wanna preface first like,
like she was also a freshman in high school.
So like she was a kid, like I'm sure she's normal now.
And she also had a really messed up childhood.
Like she had leukemia and stuff,
but she like recovered from it.
But she went through a lot of trauma as a child.
So I wanna preface that.
But I was, I had this like movie kind of date
with this girl, right?
And she invites me over to her house
and we're gonna have a sleepover,
platonic sleepover.
And she's like, oh, there's this movie that I watched recently.
It's my favorite movie, I wanna watch it with you.
And I'm like, okay, sure, let's watch the movie.
So she pops it into her TV.
She has a TV in her room, by the way, like holy shit.
So I was like, damn dude, she's rich, that was crazy.
I never had a TV in my room as a kid.
But so we're watching in her room
and we're sitting together on the bottom
of her bunk bed, right?
And the movie starts playing, and this movie is called,
I think it's called Vile, like, V-I-L-E.
I don't think it was a very popular movie,
but it's a horror movie.
And the whole premise of the movie is kind of like this,
but it's this group of,
I don't remember if they were kids or young adults,
but this group of young people stuck at a house,
and the only way that the killer will let them out
is if they cause enough pain to themselves.
Like they're all hooked up to this thing
that reads their brain waves
to see how much pain they feel or something.
So they have to basically like
injure themselves and each other to leave.
And the movie starts with them,
they're doing things like boiling water and stick,
taking turns, sticking their arms in it, right?
But eventually like all hell breaks loose
and they start like attacking each other.
So they would do things like,
For example, I remember this was like the most horrible one for me.
There was this scene where they were grading this girl's arm with a cheese grater, right?
And I hate this shit.
I cannot stand this shit.
And the whole time we're watching this movie and these horrible things are happening.
The girl that I'm with, she's giggling.
She's like,
and I'm there like.
Like, I'm like, what the heck?
And I didn't understand, so I'm like, oh, like, you've liked this?
She's like, I don't know, I just think it's so funny.
And I was like, what the fuck?
So we finished the movie, and I think we literally, like, didn't even talk after we just, like,
went to bed, like, sleep over.
And then I, like, never hung out with her again after that, because I was so, like, horrified.
I think that made, like, I don't know, but um, yeah, that was like the worst date I've
ever had.
I was like 14 years old or something.
Oh my God, it's terrible.
But now every time I see movies like this, I just think about that movie.
I wonder if I can find it.
Um, I think it's, it's this movie.
Oh my God.
It's 4.8 out of 10 on IMDb, vile 2011, four friends are kidnapped by a madman and locked
in a house with six other people, each of the cabinets has to endure life-threatening
torture to fill up the vise attached to their heads or they will be trapped inside forever.
I hate this movie so much.
I don't remember that much of it, I only remember like the really bad parts of funny movie.
Yeah.
Wait, the whole movie is on YouTube!
No!
Oh my God, wait, why, why is it on YouTube?
Hold on, I'm not gonna watch it, I'm just like, why?
Back when Netflix was awesome, they used to have some bangers.
No!
But yeah, I awkwardly, politely sat through watching
this whole movie and it was a watch fight no no no no no do you guys like horror movies like this?
like i would never choose to watch a movie like this i would watch it as like a group activity i guess
we're like the points like oh we're gonna get scared together but i i would never watch she
She watched this movie by herself too.
Oh my gosh, no.
I can't stand it.
Oh my gosh, this is a group.
No.
No, oh my gosh, watch this one.
Oh my god.
Okay, well watch another-
I'm actually a flirted with Nikki.
I'm gonna go get some chops.
I'll come with you if she means this much to me.
This is the one with the girl that's like obsessed with the guy, right?
I'm sorry.
I'm just gonna tag you now.
What else?
And they already watched this.
Yo, Madden, Madd Hitch is taking seven months.
Oh yeah, we watched this.
This is the one where the guy's like, I wish she would be madly in love with me and then
she becomes crazy and psychotic and uh, yeah, yeah, no.
Draily's thank you for the two months. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
I do not like stuff like this like I think some people like um
Like some people like like the yawn. What is it called? Like yonder a archetype or whatever?
Like I I don't know. Oh my god, and dude. Ah
I don't know if it's because of like my personal experiences or what and even say to the portraits personal experience experiences or what I do not like
like, it makes me feel sick to my stomach.
Some of these shows about like, oh my gosh,
like, okay, an example I have, it's not a show,
but there's this book that I bought on Amazon
because it was, I think it was like top, top rated
in the psychological horror, psychological horror section.
And I like psychological horror, I just don't like gore horror.
And it was like, oh, it's a book about like a guy and a girl
it's psychological horror, but there's like some romance stuff. I was like, Oh, that sounds kind of cute.
So I buy this book, right? And basically, the whole book is about this girl being stalked by this crazy guy who like kills her
friends. And he's like invading her privacy, like comes to her house and stuff. And I was like, What? And I read the music. Oh my God, I love
This guy is so hot. I wish he were real. I'm like
But these like these girls are reading it like loved it
I was like maybe maybe I just feel differently because I've had so many like horrible experiences
Those like I don't know but I was reading I was literally like dude. I can't read this
This is like so cringe and disturbing, but it had amazing reviews. You like I love this
This guy is like my ideal boyfriend.
I was like, bro, what the fuck?
Oh my God.
The dark fantasy.
Yeah, I don't know.
Horp, games are good.
Horm, I just don't like gore.
That's all, I don't know.
Did you watch the backwards trailer?
I did, it looks really good.
It looks really, really good.
What is this?
What is this?
Sure if you want so let me ask you-
Wait this sounds exactly like soil, it's actually a really good voice.
Is that a girl in a hurricane?
Who would you want to join you?
Are these both me?
Are both these me or who's the other one?
Oh, well in that case, I'll pencil you to some kind of circle right now.
Yay!
This is not real guys, me and Zoyle are not going to Furry Con.
Sorry to disappoint you, but it's not real. We are not going.
I picked a demon.
What is this? We picked up Shaquille O'Neal.
We asked you to say it, and you said it.
I met Shaq once in like 2016, and he was very nice, but I didn't really talk to him because I was very, I was very intimidated.
and thank you for the five months you told us yeah I won't tell the story again if you don't want
me classic here I go I'm not I won't tell the story but yeah yeah he was very nice tell jack
thank you for the four months thank you thank you six seven are you the size of his hand no
Dude, I'm seeing people with the bloom badge level one. Oh my god, the daily twitch watchers.
I think I have it too. I don't remember how to check it though. I think I have that shit too.
It's good. I want to hear it. But the people that I've been watching for more than two years,
they're going to spam recycle and make fun of me. Okay, the story is here we go.
So I met Shaquille O'Neal, he probably doesn't even remember, because it was like a one minute
interaction.
It was at, I think it was at like one of the first Twitch cons or something, and Snoop
Dogg was there too, and I was with my at the time, at the time boyfriend, and they were
talking to each other, and then Shaq, and they were both very tall, so I felt very short
empathetic because everyone was over six foot four but anyway I was standing there and Shaquille was
like is this your girlfriend and my boyfriend was like yeah and Shaq was like nice very nice and I
was like oh my god I'm Shaq approved and then I've carried that every day for the rest of my life
it's like wow I'm Shaq approved every time I feel bad about myself I'm like Shaq gave me the thumbs
up one time. Yes, I mean I feel like that's the kind of thing that's like of
course you're gonna flex that he was so nice I mean I'm sure he does that to
like a ton of people you know like he seems so nice but then I really want
wait oh official new trailer I want to see this too when it comes out why are
you linking me a League of Legends right at post? Oh wait actually this is a really
good clip I'll watch it after I will force you guys to watch the League
clips with me. Yeah, this looks really good. I want to watch this. I actually re-watched
Internet Historians, like, Odyssey video this morning.
I'm here.
They called me for the world.
Help me go home.
I'm going to call my boss.
Maybe I'll join the boss.
This is the house lord.
For real?
I'm going for master.
I'm going to call my boss.
I want you to change-
What's his name?
It's Alphie.
If this king is coming back.
No, he's not.
Oh, thank you.
I'm really glad I'm back.
I really hope you came back here to find all my suitors in this house.
They're pining me for a daddy.
You came here now.
You came here now.
What is this?
So, I always see these posts about how Anne Hathaway is like, she like has an age and
she's still super beautiful, which is true.
But I'll always see these comments about Anne Hathaway like, yeah, but they found human
remains in her house, which proves that she's a cannibal.
I'm like what is this skit so shit that I'm reading but I see it like every single post about Anne Hathaway
And I'm like what are you guys talking about?
Yes, it's like the Anne Hathaway skits. Those are crazy dude. I see that so many times
Victor thank you for 42 months. It's a meme. Are you sure cuz I see some people being like very angry about it. I
Don't know
It is true though. I mean, I don't know
She's hot so she can't be evil or a murderer obviously
People are joking but I've seen some people that look like they seem very certain
I need everyone of this party dead.
I can still save them.
Your man needs to control his fate.
But he cannot control us.
That world is puppy.
No one could stand between me and home.
I'll be there for you.
I'll be there for you.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
so many movies and stuff amazing bro I also keep oh my god it won't stop fucking
rent recommending me these stupid like AI videos on this on this YouTube account
oh my god it's so bad I don't even click on them there's no way
All right, come on guys talented fuck
9.6 like that's gotta be trolling
That is fucking crazy. Holy shit. Okay. This is like one of the clips of I feel like this is gonna be a gaming clip that people
rewatch for years like that XQC CS1 or maybe I'm just biased because I like
I
Now Jink see Jink see you need it back up most important thing about playing League of Legends
I need one more so what it is I need one more song
Oh, this is a good one. This is a good one. You can let this one sit. It's good
Yeah, I don't like the rat on our old playlist.
Bro!
Okay, now Jamesy, listen.
You just did it for me.
Yes, I did!
I'm not doing nothing!
I'm going to talk to you, listen!
AHHHHH!
Back to me, not that!
Go ahead!
Listen!
Back up, back up!
Jamesy!
You're a commander, Arwen!
Your team needs to know what's happening!
Bring them in!
I can't stall odds, Jamesy!
Now you need to wait for your Cho'Gathys in base, so you're not engaged.
She and me are so young.
I'm not going to let you down.
I'm not going to let you down.
I'm not going to let you down.
I'm not going to let you down.
So do not engage the enemy until you have a favorable condition. Back up!
Yes, folks! Yes, sensei! Yes, master!
Okay, it's time for you to shock the fucking world, baby!
I'm going off of my first ever 10 kill game!
Okay, just back up! Back up! Do not go in! Do not engage! Do not engage! Just wait, just wait!
Yes, sir!
So now ping, ping, and ping, and ping!
Okay, now Jaycee, the beat is dropping! You know what that means, right?
Go in, go in now!
Pass through!
Touch under the sea!
F, F, F, E, F, E, NICE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You're still in place like you were before, you and me, trust me!
You seem to be experienced, you're still in place like you were before!
You need to keep the man that ends the game, you go to the hospital!
I'm not going to get in the hospital!
Take them to the hospital, you're in position, bro.
We need to attack you, join in your base.
They're running, they're running, you got this, you got this.
So now keep hitting, you're hitting.
Oh my god, I'm gonna do it.
Okay, I'm gonna win the game.
I'm gonna win the game.
Jamesy, go to the dragon, go to the dragon.
If you do not have the minion, win the game.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Actually, you got it.
I didn't see the minion spot.
They're going.
Jamesy, you're going.
Let me wild, get the nexus, let the fucking nexus make it!
Yes! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
10 kill win! Oh my god!
10 kill, and I broke the nexus!
I
But I only saw the last like 30 seconds of that clip, bro. It's so good. Oh my god. They
need to be just like best friends and play every game together. It's so good.
Amazing. Yeah, crazy, Aura.
What is this?
I'm begging you. My room feels so empty without you.
Yo!
Please go up with me.
Yo!
Please!
Yo, Emmy, can we get a little league practice on screen for the Call of Duty broadcast?
Yo, all the big pictures are close!
Uh, probably not today, but, um, yeah, yeah.
Wait just a second.
After Thursday. After Thursday.
Uh, ABG?
My name is Lapsaki.
It's me.
It's ABG!
What's up buddy?
Is that body?
Pretty sure that proves that I love you the most.
So, R.K., which of us do you choose?
Dude, Tomodachi life is crazy. Oh my god, they're my keyboard some plug. Oh my fucking god. Hold on
And my camera too! What the fuck? Hold on, I'm gonna fix the camera first
You're like the Energizer bunny. You just keep going no matter what
Well, thanks for the 20 months tier 3
Hello. Hi guys, I'm back. Hello.
Hourly techie- Bro, it's not hourly dude! It's not hourly!
Canon, thank you for the gifted sub. They're not hourly. True, it's daily.
Okay, I can accept daily, but not hourly.
It's fucking crazy.
Oh my god.
Okay, so I'm just gonna walk you through the basic vision.
It's a coming-of-age story.
Excuse me, I need to speak with you.
Didn't you punch a mile in the principal's door?
You know, a lot's changed since high school.
You're a writer now.
With truth to this, I'm about to get this huge writing fellowship.
Hello?
Mr. Bourdain, the committee has decided to go with another student for the fellowship.
I need a job.
You weren't gonna get you before.
Sorry.
Yeah.
We opened Wednesday to Sunday. Started living there.
What fucking time is it?
I mean that you actually had a 1045.
Eleven is late.
Anyone late?
He's fired.
You're fine.
Yeah, I can talk to you.
You keep the words I took, Sam.
I'm actually not a fucking cop.
Yes, I have a more life than I can do, bro.
I don't know why I didn't understand it.
What the fuck?
I don't care, baby.
Are you a good guy or a bad guy?
I need to see this.
This is how you were being priced out.
I had these in France and I was like,
I said they taste like the future.
I tried to find it, but...
I'm gonna make for 40 bucks!
I got all the finalists, my living...
I'm gonna make for 40 bucks?
He's like a master chef.
And the world, still so wild, comes to me.
I'm gonna start with this special.
Every Friday, something fancy, but not pretentious, something sexy,
Because you want to fuck, you know? Something only you can do.
I was the best I could possibly be.
This is insane!
I'm not supposed to be the best of you guys, never after my death.
This is false news.
Just like that's what I'm talking about!
Talking shit, cursing, beating the world!
Maybe you gotta be worried about yourselves for what?
And you can try!
Sorry, what is your name?
I said, worry about your clothes.
Anthony, we're done.
Sorry, I'll turn the videos down. I'll turn it down. I'll turn it down.
I hate to be the one to say it, but, uh, Elden Ring movies are looking chopped already.
You see what I'm saying?
Shoes on a woman?
A limey, azaki movie?
I don't know, guys.
Doesn't seem authentic to me.
I hate to be the one to say it.
You know, that's a good point.
That's a good, but damn, that's a beautiful wig.
True, Miyazaki would never give his lady's shoes. He would never do that.
They're making so many games like this, but it's cousin, it works, obviously!
so does name little bitch how the did I beat you wait I think I won get marked
get fucking marked yes my first win ever how many do we have to do to win
This game has fucking a elo in it. Unranked 300 elo.
Wait, I think I won.
Oh my god. Ridiculous. Get on O'Moggle now.
I'm not doing O'Moggle, I'm not doing that fucking 6-7-
What is he doing?
Oh, by the way, I told you guys, I said people were asking about paintball, I was like, I feel like Soda's not going to want to do it.
I don't know why, just the feeling I have, I messaged him about it, did not reply.
So I might just do paintball without him again.
The classic.
He's red in the face dude. I want to know what his his new camera is that shit's so nice-looking
It's so fancy
Very fancy
Very very fancy
It's a $13,000 camera, I mean it's really really pretty I like it I
I don't know, I would maybe trade up my camera for that, but is that rude to be like, hey
man, what's your, what's your shit?
I want to steal it.
Or actually maybe, is that gate keeping?
If he doesn't tell me.
Gate keep gas like girl boss.
Ask Ben, yeah maybe I'll ask Ben.
Maybe, I don't know if I actually will upgrade my camera.
I feel like my camera's pretty good.
It's okay, right?
It's at least not all washed out like it used to be.
I think it's fine.
But imagine an even nicer camera,
although I don't, when the cameras get 2HD,
I start to not like it.
I'm like, oh my God, people can see my pores and stuff
And y'all don't need to see all of that.
You don't need to see that.
That is private, you know?
It's private.
Okay, let's watch Mr. Daly,
and then I might just go game, perhaps,
since I don't have a lot of time today.
I just wanna be game and, you know?
Hello, everyone.
This is your Daily Dose of the Night.
Puzzle volume.
This guy was arrested and brought into
an interrogation room at a police station for some pretty serious crimes.
When the police left the room, he realized that the walls in the room were super thin.
I've seen this.
It's good?
Okay.
1440P streaming in Twitch doesn't really do that.
He didn't get very far though because on the other side of the wall were more police
officers.
They're like you can but there's reason to do that.
Oh my god that scared the shit out of me.
to make their car payments so this repo man came to tow away their truck and did an awful job.
Oh wait one year I was like bro I've seen these before.
Oh my god I clicked the wrong video. I was like wait I swear I've seen these.
Oh everyone this is your daily dose of the night. Oh my god.
Perfectly decided not to waste it on her.
Uh every single time I work I understand.
Oh
Fuck was that filter? I don't even want that
Some fresh
Wow welcoming us oh my god, Reese thanks for the
This couple were meant to be dieting together.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Should I leave him?
He's got McDonald's!
They've been accidentally training their toddler.
Get out!
Get out!
Your dog is so well trained, sir.
I don't think food is meant to do that.
Oh my god, it's alive.
No, it's not.
No, Johnny!
Thank you for the pen gifted!
Thanks, Johnny!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
She could hear a scary noise, so she went to investigate.
Thank you, Johnny!
Thank you for the pen gifted!
Thanks, Johnny!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
She could hear a scary noise, so she went to investigate.
Thank you Johnny!
Hi!
How's it going?
So confidence!
I'm going to take you out!
I'm going to take you out!
You're going to take me out?
Oh my gosh, look at all the people!
Thank you all for the time!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
The proposal video was ruined by an unexpected visitor.
I appreciate it all.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I just wanted to let you know that yesterday I was going to have some McDonald's with my
family when we ended up eating Chipotle.
This volleyball team are having some poor luck.
Oh, and they hit the one goal on the court too.
Oh my god, they need us to chill with the spikes.
Geez, like, kill out!
Oh no, there it goes.
This kind of festival didn't quite get the wind it needed.
This Minecraft was real.
Oh!
Ahhhh!
Pshh!
Yeah!
Drones are becoming more and more advanced.
Pshh!
Told me.
Wow, so pretty.
I will never get to see this in real life.
I feel like they're way too calm about this.
These holes, huh?
Yeah, look, they're just chilling!
They don't seem concerned at all.
I can't believe he managed to clutch up.
I would cry.
I would fall my eyes out.
I would show it!
I don't know what's up.
What's up?
Run, run, run.
Run now.
They were running away from a terrifying creature.
Why are your tails so long?
Are deer's tails going along?
The strangers outside and they ask you to get in their car and they have candy.
Are you going to do it?
No.
Good girl.
We don't get in cars with strangers, do we?
No.
Good job.
Even if they have candy, you wouldn't get in?
Good.
Oh!
Is they have muffins I'm going to get in?
No!
Does that be the worst beating of thins I've ever seen?
I just got a call from my neighbor.
I also got a call from my daughter.
My daughter is speeding through the neighborhood.
I have her location.
I'm going to go find her right now.
But I would not tell the calls.
Luna, how did you even do this?
Okay, so I bought this phone call for one more for $5.
It's never a hunt in my life, but I can't get it right, but it's actually ear-taping.
Alright, listen to this.
Why'd you start laughing and selling it pretty good?
Could someone explain to me how these headphones work?
Oh, I've seen these, these are cool.
I'm creepy though, it's like something alive in there.
Where are they coming from?
He couldn't reach his phone so he had to get creative.
Give it a test run.
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
Why, because fours wet or something?
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
Okay, now I never thought of seeing this.
mommy fridge
That looks very uncomfortable to ride, it's so bouncy.
Imagine being buried back in the day and you're like, this is so private, it's so great.
And now you're dead in between a bob's furniture and a Starbucks.
This is one of the craziest hailstorms I've ever seen.
This guy stumbled onto a massive bird meetup.
The plague is coming.
It won't wipe us all out.
The bell won't open.
They were trying to figure out whether or not the hotel's receptionist was an A.I.
That is definitely not a person.
I am.
That is a person? Why are they filming her whole body just standing there on the ice?
Why can't she just be there in person?
These workers use big ice cubes to cool the overheated train tracks.
She lives in a building in another country or something.
Where is it?
This just might be the piece of laziness.
It's a very full glass.
Damn shit's so slow they had to speed it up, y'all.
Wow! Dude, it was a drop!
What are you doing?
I don't think she appreciated the surprise
This abandoned rope has become stiff from being calcified, which occurs after being
exposed to limestone water for extended periods of time.
This is day one of trying to remove 3,000 cans from the back of my truck.
That's the end of the series.
I hope you guys enjoyed.
This is how a giant scoreboard is changed during a game.
I did enjoy our mess.
It was fascinating.
That's cool.
Beautiful.
I mean, he had a good thing going for a bit, you know, I couldn't have done even one of
those.
I was wondering how this is safe.
he's having fun during a shift.
Now what are the odds of this?
Do I test it now is the question.
It takes under three miles.
I've always thought that they probably give you
a little bit of grace for how much gas it says
you have left, right?
Like if it says one mile, maybe it's really
like five miles or something.
Oh gosh, poor girl.
They do, no?
Sometimes?
Yes, yes.
Yes.
There's this cool water fountain in Japan that produces a bunch of different shapes.
My music! South gate building.
It's snowing.
Oh, Osaka Station City.
Wow, very cool.
How about that?
You're gonna leave that thing.
What is this supposed to be?
Like how strong they are?
This mechanic doubles as a magician.
Whoa, how?
My mom took a picture of us from my sister's wedding and she's like, I love this photo
so much.
I am quite literally completely blurred out.
I thought they were only meant to say who.
That person must beat her.
Terrifying.
Very, very terrifying.
She's acting like a teenager a few years too early.
I'm hungry.
Okay.
It's sweet, something.
True.
I don't have to tell you.
True.
She's right though.
She's right though.
Is she wrong?
If you're hungry, then eat something.
He found some unexpected visitors.
Oh, my God.
Um, my laptop background turned black and I was like, oh, that's weird.
Then I started, you know doing this and I was like what that's so sick. I wish like
Honestly, like I wish it was like this
Shine
Sticker splinters if you cut a dandelion
Oh jeez, I really want some info.
When I was a kid I ate a dandelion flower because I thought it looked delicious.
It was not delicious, it was very very bitter, it tasted horrible.
Just thought I should let you guys know that.
Yep, answered everything. Thank you.
Trying to recreate the Homer Simpson meme didn't go to plan.
Come on, let's go.
What is your name?
I'll be right here.
He took paper and I took scissors.
I'm not sure what he meant to do.
Why was there so much dirt on the skateboard though?
What the heck was that?
Goodbye, Mr. Daily.
Goodbye.
Okay, maybe one more video and then I'm gonna play games.
And then it would be gaming time.
Hello everyone, this is your Daily Dose of Internet.
It was peanut butter!
What was it?
Ew!
I'm fucking eating butter!
I am a worm!
Yes!
I am a worm!
Are you a good snowblower?
Are you a bad snowblower?
It's the 10 year anniversary of this iconic vine.
It is a brand new Wednesday.
Wait, 10?
10 year?
It's the 10 year anniversary of this iconic vine.
It is a brand new Wednesday, my dudes.
Wow, it's really been 10 years, that's crazy.
I remember meeting him in person for the first time at, where was it?
I think it was Anime Expo, Anime Expo 2016, wait, so, wow, it has been 10 years, that's
crazy.
Yo, Frank D Tank, thank you for the prime, oh my god, that is insane.
He met him in person?
Yeah, I met Jimmy in person for the first time 10 years ago, but he also lives here,
he collabs with some of the streamers here sometimes first car for the kids
we're just proud okay just probably going to the party tonight
I just know he's plotting its demise
This is why it's important to check that your brakes are working.
That's disgusting.
This ant colony decided to hold a funeral for their queen.
I've never seen a tree fall off the bone before.
You believe the earth is flat NASA get this guy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's up? Okay, are you dressed yet? Are we dressing up tonight?
Wait, no, no, we should dress up I can dress up I can dress up right now. Okay. Okay. Okay. Do you
You wanna dress up in a cowboy hat?
Well, I feel like you can get like a dress up in a cowboy hat.
Well, I can. Well, um, actually my chow is making fun of you.
They're like, you're going to a party dressed like that.
That's being fair.
I was like, yeah?
Okay, that's cute though.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, no one cares.
It's just our friend.
That's what I was gonna wear.
But then everybody's like,
I can dress up.
I can get jeans in a cowboy hat.
Okay, well, here's a thing.
So you can do jeans or I can do your help
because there's these shorts that I also have too.
Those are shorts?
Yes.
They're so small.
They actually look really cute, I love them, they're so cute.
I can show you if you want to see.
But like, yeah, I'll let you, but are they not like, oh my god.
No, I'll show you, I'll show you.
They're short stuff, they're short.
But then I don't know what to wear, because then I'm like, I was going to match your outfit
and then I did the way you were wearing it.
I have a cowboy hat too, I like it.
Okay.
Because I figured on this?
Huh?
Is your shirt on this?
Yeah, it's the shirt.
Sorry to interrupt.
I needed help and bought it from here, so I didn't know what to do. Hi, Emmy Chats. Wait, Emmy!
We're over here. Do you just want to come over with us? Yeah, I texted you about it. Oh, sorry, sorry.
Yeah, just don't worry about interrupting. I was just being a bum as usual. So I have my hat and then I have my red dead
redemption bandana. Yeah, low key hints. I can't lie. We need like that. They were saying that like a
like a corn and a soda type of vibe, she's like, okay.
A corn and a soda type of vibe.
Yeah, so you gotta get, you know,
like the flare pants, the cowboy hats.
Okay, I have flare boots.
Do you have the boots?
I do, cowboy boots.
Oh, those are cute.
I have cowboy boots, yeah.
I didn't know which ones to do.
Okay, I can grab something with that.
I'll be really quick.
No, no, no, don't rush.
I'm not like leaving just yet.
I have to wait for avocados anyway, but...
I don't know, chat.
Everybody was like,
you have to adjust for the vibe and it's like what is really the vibe you know
what I mean and my job they they they know but they've just been I don't know
I'm split I think the jeans are really cute but I can't lie these shorts are
kind of cute too so you know what I mean also I'm not staying the entire time
and I'm getting drunk? No.
Uh, it's...
Are you drinking?
No, probably not.
I have to practice Cod tonight.
Wait, that's good. Okay.
Because I don't want to drink either, and they've been forcing me to drink tequila.
I won't let them make you drink Sena.
Wait, Sena, do you play Cod?
No. I played R6 yesterday for like five hours.
No one plays Cod anymore.
I have to ask my ball and gun gamer friends about Coddy.
He won a massive rant about how bad the Cod franchise is since 2015.
I mean, it has been kind of asked.
I can't lie.
Anything beyond like all the classics, like whatever you want.
I just want some tips and tricks.
And he started telling me how Coddy is a game for whales.
I mean, it is.
They realistically just re-release the same map.
So they go, we're bringing it back.
Even though they brought it back like 12 times,
and it's the exact same map, just a little bit more HD.
Oh, I have another question about games.
Did you see that there's a League of Legends tournament?
You know what's really funny?
Yeah.
Did you ask Jordan?
Or yeah, I, yeah.
Jinxie texted me and I told Jinxie
that the day that I ever opened up League
is the day that I commit suicide live.
So I said, I want to have it.
But, but, but, but it won't be that bad
because you know that he's making the captains,
people that have never played the game before.
So you could be a captain.
Right, no.
Captain's are gonna be like it's gonna be like sketch and marlin and stuff right but like any here's the issue though, right?
Is I've been so addicted to our six that if I
You could okay, there's a character league. I think you were like it's called you me
It's a little cat you just so you just jump on someone else and then you don't have to click anything
You can even tab out and text people on your phone or watch tiktok
And then you tab it and you press Q and R sometimes and that's it
It's not a bad shout I can't lie. Yes, and it's the it's the perfect character
They've made this character for people who don't want to play Lee like anytime there was like a guy that was like
Oh, I really wish my girlfriend played with me
They would make
Make his girlfriend play you me because then it's not she's not really like you're not actually it doesn't count as playing
Lee and you can still say I've never played Lee
playing Yumi does not count as playing League.
It's just playing Yumi.
It's a cat, instead of you like cats.
It looks kind of like Mushi, it's a white cat
with like this stuff on its head.
Okay, you baited me.
You using Mushi against me to play League?
Too far.
And Yumi has a ton of skins.
Like there's like a cute Halloween one
where it's got a jack-o-lantern on its head.
I mean, Jinxie today posted a screenshot of him
of him getting told that he was playing intentionally bad and throwing his games and he got a warning.
And I would be a betting man to say, he's not even playing bad intentionally.
He's just fucking trash. Yes, but it's funny. But Emmy, Emmy, I recently yesterday played
ranked R6 for the first time, for the first time. Oh, is that your first right right game? Like
than anything, or no?
Yep, well no, Mar-a-Rapples, that's a prank.
And, you know, in saying that, why the fuck
would I wanna put myself through
whatever the fuck is going on?
League, genuinely, if R6 is already the League of Shooters,
why would I wanna bring myself into the League of League?
Because you have to know,
it's like a gamer's ride of passage.
You have to know what our forefathers went through
before there were all of these options.
Sina, back in the day, there were like the 70s.
It was League of Legends, World of Warcraft, RuneScape,
Counter-Strike, and then a couple others,
like a Hearthstone, I can't think of them right now.
And you never played a game like that.
So how can you say that you were a real competitive gamer
if you haven't been through the gauntlet, Sina?
You have to pick one of these games.
And I'm telling you, in League of Legends,
there are characters you can play
where it doesn't even count as playing the game.
And you know, the other best part is the character
or the role that you meet.
I'm just gonna start calling it Mushi.
The role that Mushi attaches to is ADC,
which is the role that I play, Senna.
I mean, respectfully,
the founding fathers can go fuck themselves.
And secondly, here's the other thing.
I watch Dante's teach Jinxie all the time.
You know what he says?
Dante's is one of their goats.
Right. Okay. He says it's correct. Everything's just, oh, I'm so glad you said that actually. I'm glad you said that. You want to be my teammate, right?
Well, yeah, you can pick me and I can tell you who to pick and not to pick.
That's awesome. You should not pick Ludwig because in the group chat with Jinxie where like, you know, it's like all these people like Mr. B is critical. No one's talked about anything except shit talking Ludwig.
Yeah, that whole group challenges shit talking one way and he's in there too. They're talking like he's not in there
Well, I thought that makes sense like he deserves that. I'm gonna be honest and he's not even that bad
He's like platinum bad enough. That's like talk like
25% or something now. I mean here's my point with the donkey stick, okay?
Don is recently was teaching JC and I don't know if you saw the clip
He was talking about how to kill the dragon because it gives you I don't think I saw that one
Well, I don't know if you know this, if you kill the dragon, it gives your team all above.
Of course, Sina. Are you kidding? Of course I know this.
Okay, well, Sina, you know this. Did you know the other fun fact that Dante has been added on about?
And he said, but you shouldn't care. Why? Because fuck your teammates.
That's true.
You don't like them. So why the fuck would I get on a game with you and you're not even my friend on the team?
No, that is how it is, Sina, because League taught me so many valuable life lessons,
Because the best way to get better at League is the same principle that you should apply to your life,
is you have to think about it. I'm in this by myself. I can't control anything or anyone else around me.
The only thing I can control is myself. So if I lose the game, because my team died 30 times,
and is a bunch of stupid idiots, it's my fault because I'm bad at the game. It's my fault.
And you should, I think about that for my life, too.
She wants to make friends who's a nun.
And you're some crazy people.
Let her have it.
And they make everything terrible.
Skill issue!
It was my fault!
But that means in the future you can only improve and you'll never blame anyone else
for any problems and you'll only continue to improve and grow as a person.
And I think that that's something that these games can teach you when you play at a competitive
level.
Rainbow Six is fine for that, but it doesn't have the same, like I don't think you're going
to like, learn intense self-hatred as much playing Rainbow Six as playing.
Really?
Because at the end of my games yesterday, oh I hated myself.
You know what my KD was?
0.2.
How the fuck do you even get a 0.2?
I used to have people in my friend group where their perception of themselves and their happiness
was solely dependent on their win rate in the last 20 games that they played,
sent up in 2018 when I first moved to Austin, Texas and lived in a
streamer house. And I was playing only League of Blood,
and I didn't do anything else. There was one time it was actually a
period of like three months where if I lost more than three ranked games in a
row, I would go, I would punish myself by taking an ice shower.
No, I'm going to shower on screen, but you would so off screen, you would go take it.
This is what I deserve.
And my whole chat knows this, but now you're chatting with this too.
Yay.
Is everything mentally okay at home?
Oh, yes, I'm much better now, but it's because I told you, I played League a lot less.
Like, there was this one season that I played League where I was so hard stuck.
I couldn't hit Masters that I decided to just open four Diamond Accounts.
And that wasn't even enough.
Don't tell Riot about this, but I was so addicted that I was even working for a boosting website
where I would boost people's accounts with my friends because I was so addicted to the game
that even after I ended the stream, I wanted to keep making money off of it.
But I don't do that anymore.
That was like eight years ago.
And I changed.
I don't do that anymore.
And they know about, they don't know about this.
I think I've mentioned that before.
What was the most depressed time in your life?
And was it at the same time you were playing League?
No, honestly, no. And honestly, most of the time I play League now it's because I'm happy.
And I'm taking a day off.
Is that cool?
No.
But also since I don't play that much anymore, when I play now a lot of the time, I win a lot, so...
Are you backing away?
I was not backing away. I would never do that. I would never back away.
I love the ideas that you're giving, and I think you really sold me on Lee. I will heavily consider it.
So should I change for the party or not?
Yeah, perfect. Whatever.
Or you don't want to.
You're going to chill vibe. I might do the same thing, but challenge me with the jeans
The jeans are pretty casuals. Do you want to see the shorts? Sure
Uh, yeah, I just posted this in case
Guys, I think I fucked up. I got really excited and I just started going on a
a uh uh unhinged league ramp but it's just so fun it's just i'm not even being serious i'm just
being silly i'm just being silly did i fuck up i want to look at sinus chat that's how i'll really
be able to tell i'm a real mega people talk but faster wait no one's ever said that about me before
people usually say that i'm too quiet maybe i just need to talk about league more i just need to talk
about League more. Yeah, I think I fucked up. She just doesn't get it, dude. She needs
to play in the tournament. Cause like, dude, she can just draft some fucking pro players
and play Yuumi and it's fine. You know, I think that the real reason she doesn't wanna play
is because she's scared. She's scared that she's actually going to like it. Maybe I should
show her my skin collection.
Whoa, those are nice. You should wear those. They're kind of, they're nice.
They're cute. You should wear those. I feel like they're like going out, like it's like going out.
I mean, it's like so good for hanging out with friends. Those are really cute. I think you should wear
those. They're not too short. I mean, hold on. Do you want to say that? Oh, sure. Sure. Yeah.
Oh, that's optional things to wear. They're not too bad, right? No, nothing's like
No, but I'm scared like look if I do this is it like what about pull it up is it?
The sorry is a bad
Little yeah, it's not bad though. Yeah
Dude, I'm getting flamed now. She told me I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Me that was on me. I'm so sorry. I have respect for that one was on me. I have respect for Senate, bro
Now like now for me
It's like you should never come in here because now for me
It's like a fun game to get you interested in League.
Wait, you watched Arcane, right?
No, I haven't seen Arcane yet.
You should actually watch Arcane.
Even if you hate League,
maybe they're all playing League, it doesn't matter.
You don't have to know anything about League.
Everybody said that, but I was just too busy
and then I wasn't willing to commit to another show.
Yeah, that's understandable.
Without knowing that, you know what I mean?
I was a quick commit if I couldn't keep watching it.
Yeah, that's understandable.
Because I was too busy.
Well, I feel like maybe I should, I don't know.
They have really good skins of Leegs and really, really good skins.
And well, they do have some gotcha skins, but most of them,
you can get a really nice skin for like five bucks compared
to some other games.
It's like crazy.
But I mean, here's the thing.
I could put equal amount of money in there,
and I can get a black ice in R6.
What is a black ice?
It's done.
So sick.
Is that like a crate skin, though?
I don't I don't play your your your your your shooter the good legends game
But you instead want me to play regularly
Yes
Wait, are you changing or no?
All your friends are gonna be playing it so I why not just try no, but they're gonna play it one. Okay. Here's the thing
I have tried it.
Okay.
Years ago.
Years ago.
Yeah.
Truth.
Here we go.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
one game I've never played. I said, I don't want to play though because I sure they call
people slurs on there. Doesn't sound fun. They don't really do that anymore because
the chat filters are so good. Now you'll just get an installing permaband in the middle
of that. Well, don't worry. I'm used to it now. I play R6. I get called slurs pretty often.
Okay? But the other counterpoint though is in saying that, I'm like, okay, I play the
run game. They're all really nice to me. I say, please, I'm trying to learn. I don't
want to be yelled at.
Just teach me the game.
Okay, they say, they teach me the game.
They say, let's kill up a second game.
I killed the second game.
Certainly all kindness is out the window.
They say, what the fuck are you doing?
And I'm getting cussed out on just one coin.
Okay, listen, can I say that is not what would happen
if you play this tournament?
Because this tournament is nubes and pros, right?
And here's something else that I learned
from playing League for a lot of years
and knowing a lot of different,
people of different skill levels in League,
like pro level or bad.
People that are actually good at the game
are never mean to new players
because, you know, they kind of understand
it's just people who are mid shit, who are insecure.
I feel the need to attack people who just start playing.
It's always hard when you watch your husband
and wife argue, think of the children.
Who's been playing the game for like a year
and they're so bad.
Yes, but would I be mean to someone
who started playing two games ago?
No, cause like you just started learning.
And I feel like anyone who's like truly good
the game is going to be the same way.
Hey, any counterpoint? Take a seat.
Hold on, I can take a seat.
Any. Hear me out.
If I'm going to play Game of League,
we need some give and take.
Now, hear me out.
I think you should go on an R6 arc.
And here's why.
Okay? I get it, sure. You play League, you're having fun.
I told you I'd play R6.
No, no, no, no. But you've played, but you had to come back.
You know what I mean? You haven't truly experienced it.
And like, here's the thing, you're saying that R6 is the league of shooters.
You love League.
And, Emmy, there's a bunch of things in there that you can unlock.
A lot of crazy skins.
Yeah, but I get all the skins for free in League because I'm a Riot partner.
So am I getting my skins for free?
You probably could, yeah.
No, I've seen a lot of Riot games, I think, publicly like the Far Johnson.
They're used to it.
Oh, okay, that's true.
Well, I lost my cannonball then.
Well, actually, that adds to my point because I said that I would play Rambo with you.
It's just, I've just been busy because I have a lot of tournaments and I've started Witcher, but I will play with you.
Okay, I went to Oklahoma, so I can't, like, what can I do? I would have wondered, I would have, oh, I cannot be mad.
Yeah, you were running after tornadoes and stuff, so scary.
Did you see?
I saw some of the clips, yeah.
Don't let her bring you to the dark side. It's a slippery slope with leaves.
And how they would crowd us into the gym during tornado scares when the sirens are going off.
And it would be pitch black and all the kids would be screaming and crying.
One of us. One of us. One of us.
Well, but a tornado never came through Wichita, which is where I lived.
But there was a city nearby that a tornado went through there.
Well, I was going to say they were really cool.
They are pretty cool.
They're not ripping the shingles off your roof.
Okay.
I would to buy shingle insurance in Kansas.
In case it like.
Because the high winds, it will rip off all the shingles.
And so sometimes when you'll be driving around after a storm,
people's roofs will look bald.
So you're, you have to buy severe weather insurance in Kansas.
I mean like her makes it it's the same thing with like them wanting like certain types of foundations or whatever. Yeah
It makes sense. Well, we were there none of the tornadoes. We saw hit anything. Thankfully. It was just
They're usually like an empty area. Yeah, that was like the nice part is they were all empty areas
But do you see the one that hit our car? No
Your car yeah, our car got hit by a baby tornado
It came down on the car and our and we know because our ears pop
It's on the dash cam too from one of our friends was driving behind us
And it really hits the car and moves it across the road. Yeah, it's kind of like I know it's it's like sounds really bad
I was like that is really bad. That is really bad
I mean it is a little too fearless. There's four chasers that die. Yeah, so it was a tornado tourist and we live
No, no joke. They asked if I would come back and I said yes, and then I'm gonna do a Kansas one
I think we're going to go where it takes us and I think we're going to go for like a week or two and
Just stay there and then just whenever it calls. I'm just gonna dip and then just go
Sorry guys the tornadoes are calling. It's like that signal for Senna
Yeah
There's like a little bat signal and they're like all right
You got to go here today move out and then they just you know
All in the Midwest or there other parts of the US they get tornadoes. Oh
Um, it was like a lot of different places.
We went all the way from Oklahoma City to St. Louis.
Like it was like a seven, eight hour thing.
And then we drove like, it was like crazy.
And we were going zig-zag, not like straight line, like all over the place.
Just chasing.
You don't really don't realize how far you travel until you're
like you're ending the night at 3 a.m.
And we're like, we're in some random small town.
It was like, well, God, your home.
Wait, so what's the plan if you guys start flying?
Uh, like the car lifts.
Yeah, what's the plan?
Prey.
I hope the stream doesn't die.
So the stream doesn't die.
Yeah, the stream, the stream die has been like, what's the point?
You know what I mean?
But like, no, but I mean, that's it.
Like just hopefully it doesn't go up.
But like, it's really rare that tornadoes kill storm chasers.
Most of the time storm chasers die in car accidents because they're
not paying attention.
Oh, really?
Oh, so if you're with a group, then that's probably not going to happen.
Yeah, like, like, oh, most tornadoes get chased like pretty often and
like storm phasers don't get like thrown over the air.
It's just like what people think,
because tornadoes are dangerous,
but that's not really how it works.
I think tornadoes are scary.
Yeah.
I've seen those videos where they pick up the trampoline
and it moves.
Yeah, and then it flies.
That's not happened to me when I was a kid.
Our neighbors got our trampoline.
I remember being so sad,
cause I was like, wait, are we gonna get it back?
Wait, imagine they could have left it over there
and I'm like, God picked it, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I think my dad had to like disassemble it
to break it back.
GG.
And I was like, wait, is it just, there we go.
There's like that far down the neighborhood.
No, there was next door, but they had a kid too.
I was like, wait, is it Thursday now?
I was so sad.
Wait, that's crazy that you were that close to one though.
We said it like a wind.
It was just the heavy winds.
It was like so rough.
We saw like literally at one point,
the sky is swirling above the car.
And I'm looking up and I'm like, uh, Chris.
I'm like, Chris, and I'm like it's swirling above the sky.
He goes, yeah, I know.
And then I go, Chris,
What do you know, but what do you know, but it was it was kind of safe though. Oh wait, I would do it
Yeah, but I want to offer you a whole meat line at this time. Would you like
Would you offer me? Is it food? Would you like a Summit 1g cookie?
Wait
Is it a weed cookie? No, it's just a normal cookie. We always suppose to weed, it's not the double check
Is this a standard cookie? Bro, I didn't know this till someone brought it
Did you know he streams like three to four hundred hours a month? He streams like 15 hours a day
Yeah, he grinds bro. Oh my god. It's kind of crazy and he's just always high, isn't he?
No, I swear that's like his whole thing like he just smokes weed
It's probably because he's so chill. He just people to say he's high, right? I don't know
Wait, why does this look he's still good? Is it good? I mean, they're not okay
It's not like the best cookie I've ever had but they're good. It's just like a flat sugar cookie. Yeah. Yeah, I had there was one
That was me, but I ate mine first. Wait, there was one that was you. Yeah
Oh my god, there's so many oh cuz it's for the AT&T thing, right? Yeah, but I've been trying to give away the cookies
I can't eat that many
This is it delicious
You can be honest, I'm not gonna lose the sponsor or anything
You should do it
I mean, they're a little...
I mean, it's like, a little dry.
You don't like...
when you go to a buffet,
like for Christmas or something,
or around the holidays, and they have the really bad...
Yeah, but they're like, they look pretty serious.
Yeah, it's like that.
It's like that, but they're stale.
Yeah.
So, we should have a hot pot night at the house.
I know.
Yes.
I'm off, Rick.
Sinna stopped blocking the TV.
I know.
Should chat really be invited to hot pot night though. I'm not gonna lie. Have you been watching Bonnie's Tomodachi life?
I've seen a few clips. They've been moving kind of weird
They tried to try to move in with me and Tomodachi life. Oh, yeah
And then chat was trying to hang out with you one time and go to dinner with you
Oh
Yeah, it was me. It was me you and Bonnie at dinner
Into the restaurant and then Bonnie goes
Like no, I should have moved that like it's real though
Yeah, that's real though. Wait, you can say no to this too. Jacob had this stream idea, producer idea.
He said I should do a tier list, right? Try every single cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory.
You should.
But what you doing with me here? No. There's like 40 of them.
40 cheesecakes?
Yes.
I mean, I would do it. I have to really die and go to the gym. I would do it.
We could do like one bite from each or something.
We're gonna throw up.
Like actually, that is a violent vomit.
No!
Yes it is.
You think so?
A powder rip.
Mm-hmm.
Every cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory.
Every single one?
Yeah, or that I know that Cheesecake Factory's menu
is like a thousand items, right?
There's no way we could do that.
Every item.
No, your menu is literally like a dictionary.
It's so thick.
Are you gonna have to try it?
the cheesecake factory.
They can't do that.
All right.
There's no way.
Are you changing?
Should I change?
If you don't, I'm going to open up more cameras.
Cat, cat, the side.
You look like Q's, though.
Yes.
First day like this.
No, first change for Cinco de Mayo.
You do look so cute.
Why are we California's first Cinco de Mayo?
Is that a good thing?
No, it's like a thing.
Like, people wear like halfway hats and stuff like that.
OK.
I think I have to carne asada.
No, I don't.
I don't want to.
I think it was really cute.
You look cute both ways.
Thanks.
Okay.
I'll at least put the hat and some jeans on,
but these are too tall.
Well, we shall party.
Wait, are we going to have carne asada at the party?
Bonnie said we're getting barbecue.
Yeah.
Yes.
So that's why I'm so excited. I was gonna dress up cuz I was like I don't I don't have super drink all night
You know what I mean, so I'm not really worried about like getting like dude. It's Tuesday
I'm saying but doesn't really matter if we're not technically actually employed. Yeah
No, it doesn't matter realistically like I could take off tomorrow. I really got that drunk like I know that
But it's taco Tuesday
Oh, it is taco toast, isn't it?
But like I don't really want to
Drink personally and Bonnie, you know what she did to me earlier. She comes up to me. She was set up
No joke. She literally approached me like this in the hallway
She grabs me and she was set up. Are you gonna drink with me today? And I'm like
The beer pressure. Yeah, I'm like I didn't plan on it
And then she's like, okay, see now you might be losing the plot a little bit
I like I
Kind of like it
Is it not cool?
Not sick. It's not cool. That's it. I like it. You might be losing the plot a little bit, but you know
Wait, can I click on my chat? Yeah, yeah, you can or you can pop it out too. I
Have a tab for you over here. Oh, yeah. Oh
Oh my god, that's so convenient
They're calling you sell max. What does that mean?
What is more they're saying move
Cuz Dragon Balls, he's on the TV. Oh
That's why they're yes. I my remote broke
I got it working it but the TV's been auto-playing for days and it keeps playing random anime movies out here
Oh, they're going to kill you.
Chad, this is what you really want to see, huh?
Is it? Oh, it's not. My fault.
I think it's the golden one.
Is it actually? The newer one, right? It is! It is!
Yeah, do you know what I got, Masha?
Okay.
Wait, my chat, should any dress up or no?
Do you think for a while, I was trying to dress nice again, but then I've kind of reverted back to Grimwood mode.
No, I've been on Grimwood mode for two years straight. And that's why I'm trying to like, I thought that you were going to say no. So, and then you have to be sugarhead. Yes. Okay.
Um, I, but you always look very nice, but I feel like being able to like wear coffee clothes, but still look nice is a talent.
That's what I'm saying.
So I could just wear oversized t-shirts.
That's what I was gonna do.
But then they said to get like a, a nice.
Although I did see this clip of you on TikTok
the other day sending that it was like,
I don't know what it was.
Your chat was being like, oh, Senate, what are the shorts?
You're like, the shorts?
What's wrong with the shorts?
And then it was like, these like,
like little boy shorts or something or what?
I like the shorts.
So you didn't like the shorts?
I actually really like the shorts right now.
They're my favorite ones to wear.
I am being honest, I did not like the shorts,
but it's because they, I think that they just don't look like,
okay, can I, okay, no.
Like I think loose shorts are very cute.
I just feel like they're very, I don't know.
I struggle with them.
Did you know, honesty is an autistic trait?
Well, I think, I just thought that the other kinds of shorts
might be better
so i should burn the shorts
no
you love some
that was
that was
so fucking stupid
you're actually so dumb
that's what it is, you're butterning me up for a lead
Text Genkzty back right now and say I changed my mind.
What day is it?
Monday.
Yeah, but what day is that?
Do you know?
11.
I might be in Virginia, so I might not even be able to.
I'm going to see a family for Mother's Day.
But Synal League is such a well-optimized dog shit game
that you can play it on the worst laptop or anything.
Yeah, but how could I stream it?
You want me to play League and not stream it?
Yes, that's what I do on my days off.
Okay, I've been playing R6 on my days off
and not streaming it.
That's enough, is that not enough?
I like how your chat, by the way,
the entire time you were talking about it,
was saying, don't do it, Sina.
Every time you brought up something,
they just said, just don't do it.
There's just so much of jokesters, dude.
Like, I don't know what it is.
They just, they like to say things like, you're crazy.
like no one knows what you're talking about.
I'm worried about your mental health,
but I just ignore it,
because I know that's just how they banter
because we're just playful, you know?
Hold on, it looks like it from your really fast point.
They're just watching the movie in the back.
Where's my phone?
I can unmute it for like a second.
You're gonna piss me off.
They're so mad, they get so mad.
Oh my god.
Pretty we both get banned.
Oh, the scene is so good though.
Do you remember when this movie came out and they made Boma look like that?
Looked like what?
With that yellow outfit and everybody was like whoa.
I don't remember that actually.
I've not watched a lot of grindsball.
This is where the YouTube autoplay took me, that's all.
Unfortunately, this is like one of the only movies I've watched.
Really?
Yeah.
Because I had to go do a YouTube review on it.
You watched it as for the YouTube review?
Yeah, because I was doing a YouTube PowerPoint for the three idiots, my friends that do Dragon Ball content.
And I had to go to theaters at 7 a.m. and I went at 7 a.m. so no one would see me.
That's 7 AM?
Yeah, it was 7 AM.
They show movies at 7 AM?
They had this one showing.
It was like a random theater.
So we have to go see the Back Looms movie.
Oh wait, yes we do.
You know what other movies we have to see? Resident Evil.
Okay, did you watch the trailer?
Yeah, I thought it was good.
But why?
I like the body core.
Why are they making like, it's just its own story.
like I get it but I'm like but people want to see like but I feel like if they casted an actor for Leon
They would not be happy or for Ada. They would be like it's never good enough
I agree like I feel like it's like they I asked to have the same thing where they were like
I haven't played all the Resident Evil games, but I didn't know if the story's aligned at all. They're completely
It's the same universe but different like stories. Yeah, they could they'll probably take a
a chance and do a Leon one day, but maybe they're just too scared because they know that if they do it wrong, it's over
Whenever I see recent
Castings like that like for the Zelda movie people are so mean to the actors
And if I weren't actors fashion up a coming actor, I would like probably like stay the fuck away from those movies
Yeah, bro. I don't want to deal with that shit. Yep, I
Especially because like imagine like you you play like Zelda or something, and they're like oh my god. You're so chopped
Zelda would never look that ugly and I feel like I literally like in myself
What do you mean like and it's like a massive community up or people were so mean to the
Is that the last of us actress? Yeah, like she's a kid. Yeah, like she's literally a child like
Like you can be like I think that the casting could have been better
We're like, you don't have to like bully a child.
So I'm saying, I think it's valid to be like the casting should have been better.
It's like so shitty to bully a child.
And then we're literally like,
the chat is not even listening to what we're saying.
Don't worry, I'll fix it.
They have different roots.
They have Dragon Ball roots.
That's why.
So anyways, as I was saying, they're so upset.
Okay.
My chat's watching it too.
Oh, sorry.
Row your VIPs are spamming all of your shit.
Like shut up, fuck you.
Yeah, yeah, they're assholes.
They said it's the best part, don't move.
It low key is a good part, I can't lie.
Shut up, get up, shut up!
What are you doing?
Put it in the top!
you
you
you
you
you
you
I started getting TikToks and it was all of
it was all of Pierceville playing a song that they never play.
It is like an OG song of theirs that they never fucking play.
And they played it in their shows in Australia.
And no joke, I'm like, we were on a flight.
I turned to Rosie and I go, Rosie,
we have to go to Australia now.
Like I was so upset.
And then I'm like, okay, whatever.
It's like so sad.
I keep getting it, so then all day yesterday,
even though I was getting ready for my thing,
like, and like doing the photo shoot or whatever that I did,
I've just been nonstop only playing,
like just all my old emo songs has been so great.
I love the emo music.
I know, it's one thing.
People are saying finish the video,
it has like four seconds left, here you go.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
That's the worst thing I've ever wanted.
Yeah, there, my bad, I should've let it play
all the way to the end.
That's my bad.
Okay, wait, are you changing your thing like that then?
Because Loki, I kind of want to put on a T-shirt now.
I can wear a T-shirt in the shorts.
I have a bad influence.
I mean, chat said to change,
but like I don't even know what shirt to wear.
I can put.
I can just put back on my dark T-shirt, right, chat?
Let me see what I have.
Oh, Emmy, they were telling you to move.
Oh, I was like, I was like, I was being like,
where was that?
I don't know, you really pissed them off, Emmy.
really did not like that. Do we? I mean but you're right though I could put on my
cow slippers and my baggy t-shirts. Oh wait that's cute. Wait that's kind of cute I
can't lie. Okay then maybe I'll switch to jeans so we can both be in some more
that's okay I will change because this these shorts do kind of look like I'm
trying to go catch a man
are you coming in here no are you do not open there's no way you
Where'd you get those chips, where'd you get those chips?
They wouldn't be the chips for the guap or the party are they?
I
Really did you show them your shirt? Huh? You show them your shirt hurt you and each time it's in your shirt
Is that what slippers
People make her happy sinking to my area. God, bro. Happy sinking to my y'all. Oh my god, bro
I'm actually glad that you dressed up because the Loki hits.
Kat, I want to put on the t-shirt so bad that I won't.
I think maybe I'll just bring the t-shirt then, right?
Oh, they're saying Rosie move.
Sit down.
Oh, sorry.
So anyways, Kat, I was thinking if I, hold on, wait,
maybe you guys can't hear me.
If I stand up and stand here, is this like a lot better?
OK, so I was thinking that today we can,
I think we're going to make some walkways.
I need to finish that.
Oh, Amy, that looks cute.
That looks cute.
Okay, all right, I'll fucking move in.
You want me to just move in and shut the fuck up?
That's it?
Oh my God, oh my God.
I fucked up, I fucked up.
Oh, wait, so long.
Why is this actually, bro?
Amy, this is a little key, great stress.
Oh
My god, is that one? Oh my god
Yep, yep, yep, yep. Yep. There it goes. There. Okay. This low key hit. I can't lie
Bistro. Oh
Man, I remember watching this in theaters
I can feel the aura I can feel it
He looks so fucking cool.
The chosen one.
They're all, he looks so fucking cool.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Ooh, Emmy, that's cute.
He totally can fuck you.
Wait, there's so much aura.
He totally can fuck you.
Not you, Emmy. Sorry, I was talking about VSCO hunt.
There is the...
Now.
That looks really cute
I like that that was great now. Do you guys think the bullet belt or the DVD belt?
Which one no any stand there and ask it again
Dude, you guys want chat my chat the more you say move and you don't answer them quicker
She's gonna so the longer she's gonna stand there the bullet belt or the DVD belt
I look the DVD belt is kind of the shit kind of goes hard, huh?
I think the DVD belt is tougher
Okay, yeah, we'll do that one.
Oh, it's cute.
He said what?
My chat is?
Well, look, I told them the quicker they answer, the more they'll get a thing.
Oh, I mean, I'm making guac, by the way.
Yes!
So, I gotta finish it, but it shouldn't be like guac.
Oh my fucking god!
Lizzie.
Do it. Do it girl! Do that boy!
See, fuck it, Lizzie, I'm gonna come back down and punch you!
Wait, that's cute, Emmy! That looks really cute!
I'll find my boots later, I think they're in my car.
Yeah, I don't know, should I wear- I have flatter boots that maybe I can wear?
That aren't like this, but these-
It's just if you're going to be comfortable or not I mean it's so you're going to piss the walk you're gonna get real close
You're dangerous territory
Oh
This oh, no, oh my god walking really slow
Well, I can I drop some
Oh my god, it's like the draft right here in the room feels so good
It just feels so good just only I think it's because of that because there's a bit like
There is yeah, the fence is like so it's so good. I don't know. Oh, I think maybe I can lose now
You guys did I'm good
Why do you like now? I'm good. Don't worry inflating
Huh?
He was like a flag.
Yeah, he's floating.
He's a fucking coward.
That's why.
Why does Rosie have such cute slippers?
They're my slippers.
Why are you wearing such slippers?
He stole them.
And he doesn't wear them, right?
He'll go fit in them.
All right.
He's been in their feet.
Um, can you give me like,
10 minutes?
I'm gonna finish the block and then we're good.
Rosie?
Yeah, that.
Are we leaving now?
No, no, no, probably like...
20? Is that fine?
Okay, I can play 20 minutes of Witcher.
Wait, is that a trick?
Wait, oh, you were going to play Witcher beforehand?
Ooh, I did not know that.
I'm sorry, I might fall. Wait, are you going to get more full after us if you want?
Hmm.
That's okay, I'm going to do a long story tomorrow.
I'm going to cosplay Siri.
Wait, really? Wait, Siri?
Siri. From Witcher.
Oh, sorry. I was like, Siri, like, Apple Siri?
No, no, no, no.
I was like, I didn't even know they had to go Apple Siri.
Okay.
That is my phone in here, no.
Did I?
Um, I don't see it.
Is this it?
Oh, it's mine.
No.
Maybe it's in your bathroom, but it's not.
Okay.
I will play my little games.
Let me know when you're ready to go.
Okay.
Okay.
Good call.
I'm sorry. You would be my agent of destruction, Cheddar. Go and sow seeds of misery and misfortune.
They hate Cheddar because he's always ruining stuff in the house.
All right, I'll play a little witcher and some Gwent before we head out.
I'm gonna boot this shit up.
All right, I'm gonna take this off.
It makes my head too tall.
All right, I'll see you guys at the long street tomorrow.
Let's fucking go. I'll buy a set of chat. Bye
Okay
Guys drink the water so bad almost threw up
That would have been embarrassing
We are breasts
Empire has marched his legions into our house the volume
Fortress from here. I'm fine new mountains rabid and rabid
On second
I'm just going to turn it up a teeny tiny bit.
It's already at 100.
Well, uh, okay.
Oh, it sounds better now.
Alright.
Oh, it sounds better now.
Gaming time. Okay, what the fuck was I doing? Talk to Priscilla's.
Oops.
Oh, we're seeing, what was I doing?
Let me see, um, quest?
Count Ruben's treasure, wow, actually the correct level for the quest too, finally.
Yeah, you done, you done did it, they've been 10 months, wow.
That's it, Roche.
That's it, Roche.
Why didn't Geralt name every horse he's ever had Roach?
Well, it was just some random war drop last time I played.
Snow-er.
He doesn't want to feel attached.
Mmm, that's sad.
I would have time for some white.
I'm in combat?
Oh wait, is Priscilla- um, she's the barred girlfriend that he's telling his other girlfriends
is his sister right which is hard to follow sometimes there's so many
characters
get dandelion sister
I
She's upstairs
Don't run into people or what's what are they gonna do? Oh, I missed a bunch of stuff
Yo, you done did it. Thanks for the 10 months Jack four months West Grave in three months
Damn ex frosty. Thank you for the five gifted mistake
Bursary months. Thank you. Thank you. Maximus 13 months. Thank you so much
Sorry, oh and Melissa Melissa. Thank you for the 20 gifted. Thank you, andriga smog Jimmy news me synth rope max Yaga
Thank you guys for the resubs
Thank you very much
Wait, now since she's downstairs
Here we go
Priscilla!
Go!
Kuba, thank you for the five gifted!
Tell me, you and Dad do I, how do you meet?
At a poetry tour in London.
Naturally, I'd already heard much about Master Dandelion.
And it proved true.
At first, I thought I'm a booted narcissistic buffoon.
Just at first.
Well, only cows don't change their minds.
I changed mine when he came to congratulate me.
Never expected he could lose so graciously.
Dandelion can be irritated, and I shan't deny it.
Yet, I also know he can be fair and noble at times.
Well, I very much doubt I can bear to have him around, were it not so.
I see. I get it.
Dandelion, I know where he is.
What?
Dungeons on Temple Isle.
Yo, I'll see you for the time!
Thank you all!
No, Jess, sadly.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
But don't worry, we'll pull him out.
Chris has an idea. All we gotta do is find Dandelion.
Appreciate it.
So you must find Dudu in order to find Dandelion.
You're ultimately finding Siri sounds like an awful lot of searching
Don't have a choice. I gotta meet a horse in junior. You might know something
Take care now
Okey-dokey
Onwards more adventure
I think it's really all I can.
I don't know.
NPC Matt, thank you for the 5 gift and thank you Matt.
Okay, so now level 16 to continue this, but I have a fine horse and junior, level 12,
and I'm level 12, so I'm going to visit horse and juniors arena until I find him.
We're gonna find a casino too.
Off we go.
Off we go.
Oh, there's a church all over the street.
Yeah, thanks for three months.
Bounce her.
Greetings.
Hello.
Don't let you in.
Don't you fucking stand there.
Excuse me.
I'm about to brainwash this idiot.
Watch me do this.
Lock it.
I want my chance in the arena.
Come in.
Who's in charge?
Aiko.
I caught him hook
About a sudden sincerity is definitely worth worth having that
So who's horse and junior I'm confused I think I missed something this story
Who's horse engineer? Why is he important?
He's a gang leader.
He's a fine boss, but why do we need to talk to him?
He tried to kill a guy in the back house, so we're just helping the guys in the back house, I guess.
What can you do?
Grin with a sword, when Scarlet working his protection.
He has info you need.
And how are you here with your protect?
Daniel, I was lost in his place.
Oh, okay.
But we already know where Daniel on is now, right?
Horse and juniors made a load of enemies.
Johnny!
Ten gifted subs!
Thanks, Johnny!
Junior can take care of himself.
We made a fair bet here.
W. Johnny.
But I thought I'd wonder how you know his place beyond the sword.
Thank you so much.
Heard it does.
That's all.
Yeah, you heard of Julia, keep Elphi, that's my advice.
Not your hiling, won't take your orders,
don't need your advice.
I got pistol off.
Oh my, that's true, that's how I'm gonna see.
Did I fuck off again?
Oh my God, I think I fucked off again.
Killing.
Ah.
I fucked up sir. This is definitely
I know it's gonna happen.
Oh shit.
I just let them kill me so I can restart.
Is this- did I fuck up real bad?
Stop walking, jackass!
You wanna fight too, pussy?
My evil I killed almost everyone
I got I got you horse key that has to be important
I'm evil bro
You keep shit talking not expecting okay, well those are the funny ones I
I
Just want I just want to art your art. I just want you're all to be a little fast. That's all
Fine horse and juniors hide out I rest in here
And the cats are fighting.
Alright, search the little arena.
They hate Cheddar.
They hate him.
Read the documents you found.
Since there's been some misunderstanding lately about the valuables and a bit of blood's
been spilled for no plowing reason whatsoever, I'd like to reassure you, all the coin is
safe and sound in the lockbox.
The blind arsehole who thought it was missing was looking in the wrong place.
down the corridor leading from the upper level towards the arena, turn so your back to the
grading and look to the wall opposite you if you've eyes to see if I was looking for.
Let me emphasize that horse and juniors crowns have not been touched, not single coppers missing,
I swear on my own hands and head that looks secure when you picked up. So there's money?
Okay.
Don't mind if I do.
Sounds like there are things to loot
What you do which are senses something grand oh
Shit yeah, I remember this door was locked before
Hello old man
Are you sleeping?
I will not disturb him.
Oh wait.
Wait, did I go the wrong way? Maybe I'm wrong.
These are witcher senses to find a way to...
What?
Pits of a rank.
Excuse me?
The low.
So is this right?
What?
I failed talk to Igor.
I killed his ass.
No, okay, where's the note?
Oh, the arsenal walked down the corridor leading from the upper level towards the arena.
Turn so your eyes, turning back to the graying, it looks a lot like you have eyes of steel
I was looking for.
Go back to the arena.
Now where the fuck is the arena?
Oh my.
I saw there was a yellow exclamation mark over your head got a meeting with Rosa oh shit
wait the date this is the date that I forgot about oh fuck you see thank you for the song
You join guess it's gonna be an interesting lesson. Thanks
What's he doing
What about what about Yennefer
Can I really have so many girlfriends?
You're telling a lie, why me?
Oh, no!
Get out of here!
I don't think I've ever been here with you.
Hey, they expect shite.
Hey, look at these are so good there.
You're in your kids' humble cell.
Oh wait.
And if I hide under which other's my dick collect them?
Nothing interesting here.
Oh, nothing interesting.
says there's something nearby here we go
Doors with furrow is dead clackers didn't leave a scram
This is there's something else here
My blind is all
It says there's something here!
Something near my...
Oh!
I lost something else.
Nothing interesting here, but that was it
I'm horse and juniors casino
I will do that now seems to me
Well, that there was like nothing there
I
Don't know if I should go gambling guys. I I have a thousand seven hundred
Unless they have blint there. I can maybe do some big wet bets. That sounds fun
I'm gonna go through the walls.
Pull!
Oh, hard way.
You are an offensive majesty of the earth.
And everyone fucking hates me in this game.
Walking through town is like a reign of my own fat.
One straight in before you know it.
I'm a witcher.
I'm a witcher.
Excuse me.
Why are you even here?
Same reason anyone comes here.
Play a bit, have a good time.
Invite only, mate.
Shit's out of luck.
I thought you were about to let me in.
By all means, please.
And you.
Wish me luck.
I could be with you at the tables
The brainwashing is OP
What games are you guys playing?
May I why no?
Oh
Thank you to play, but I'm only interested in high stakes
What's going on?
Perhaps you have coin, perhaps not.
Perhaps you can behave, perhaps you cannot.
Stay out of trouble, you'll eventually play for high stakes.
For now, plenty of tables for commoners upstairs.
Don't lose it all too quickly.
Oh, there it is.
Let's play cards with a casino guest.
Oh, hello ma'am. Thank you.
Cards lining up today
Muted the house a witcher doing here see any drug dead or other shit sets around here
Are we gonna play a game or not monsters great opportunity to play some comments
Alright, we'll play provided you coin I do
Best part of the city right here just want to play
Did I even care about- oh should I just do a hundred?
Kinda scary.
I gotta go for it.
If you insist, I believe I will plow your arse like a cheat wars.
Oh my.
I'm beating this guy for sure.
Uh, this is fun.
Yeah, I'm doing one tomorrow, actually.
I'll keep the fog, I guess.
He's peeped at my cards.
I kind of want to pass, but maybe I should pay out more cards from him.
I can maybe pick my cards back up.
I don't know if he's going to play spies on me.
I could bait.
I could put some cars down and pick him back up with dummies.
I don't know if he's going to.
Wouldn't he have played spies?
I'm going to try it.
Oh, wait, OK, this is good.
It's good.
It's fine.
Yeah, this is fun.
And then he might have more spies, but I'm just going to go for him burning cards.
I'm gonna take this back. Keep.
Okay, now I'm gonna pass.
And I have a fat hand.
Okay, but now I have to win the next two.
Do the weather cards work on these 10 cards?
I don't remember, they don't, right?
No.
Okay.
He passed.
Okay.
I just have to win this final round now.
I still have my clear weather too, and one dummy.
Wait, did I not use a dummy before?
Huh?
I might be able to play better, some more, okay.
Okay, this is fine.
I still have clear weather.
You had two.
Oh, that's good. Use the burn card, perfect.
Unless you have, you might have more, I don't know.
This is my biggest Gwent vet ever.
A hundred coins.
Okay.
Oh, he passed already.
What is when?
I'm gonna see how far the longing's we owe though
Holy shit
My biggest one ever yes, yes
I don't know what's wrong with my internet.
I should have asked him about the owner first before I used the shatterhead.
I need to shout ahead.
Hello sir, care for a game of Gwent?
Care for a game of Gwent, perhaps?
BXG, your links, thank you for the pride! Thank you!
It attracts the lowest sort.
I asked him once if it was absolutely necessary.
He'd just laugh.
Maybe I could have a word with him?
That word of advice, my friend.
Never, ever asked after Junior.
I'll even met you in on a scene.
I've been asked to inform whosoever it concerns,
the moment anyone started asking after the owner.
The chewing system and that's exactly what I'm doing. Oh my bad
No, I'd you're still hope are thinking for the five. Thank you. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Thank you so much
Thanks, hope our
I thought about being aggressive again, but I learned my lesson, I gotta stop killing
people, you know?
Yes!
A hundred!
Bannerly. Nice job.
Yes, a hundred.
Although I did win last time, which means I might be getting lucky this time.
Majin Brutely, thanks for the prime.
Thank you so much.
Wai Tachi, thank you for the 15 gifted. Thank you.
Thank you Tachi! Thank you so much!
I got my spies. Lots of spies.
I just get rid of my water card. Fuck it.
Fuck. I'm supposed to get another cooperation card.
Mysterious elf. I will... I will yank that.
Oh wait, can I not pick it up?
Oh!
Rycube, thank you for the 28 months.
I guess I can't pick those ones up, huh?
Um... Oh god!
This is fine, this is a past turn anyway.
Okay, I got my cooperation cards.
Oh my God, dude, chill!
What is your fucking problem?
I should've been here to use a lot of cards.
I think this is fine, I can just pass.
I think I can just pass through this one.
Man, he's aggressive.
That's a scary card I threw away my fog too this one's all units and we're excluding
self I hope he doesn't have a burn card
Yo, Elliot, XQCL, thank you for the two months.
Hey, he's not gonna want to, um, what was it called, bog, so I guess I'll play my archers
out.
You got two cards from that.
Do I want to dummy the spy?
I feel like I shh...
I mean it's gonna be a one cost on his side too.
Oh my fucking god.
All right, okay nice I got the horn that's quite big actually
Your pot has passed.
Okay, I need 14.
And I just play these.
Or I could horn, but I kind of want to save horn for next round.
I think I'm just going to horn, I think.
Okay.
I think it would have taken me at least three cards to win otherwise, so...
Carter, thanks for the seven months.
Can I get a welcome to the jungle? Please send a Roo thinking.
What the fuck is he doing in the jungle?
I still have my clear weather too.
So if he has more weather cards, I should be okay.
I just hope he doesn't have, um, scorch, but I'm going to play my big cards last.
I'm going to watch for every face too.
I'll be past.
I win.
G's fucking G. He's out of shit.
He had used so many cards in the first round
That shit was crazy
Another free 100 gold
I just want a hundred golden
Oh my god! Wow!
It's just beautiful!
Wait!
I'm just gonna go on and on and on and on and on!
Yes!
Hold on.
Go ahead, Abby.
Oh! Sticky tomorrow!
Happy Sticky Tomorrow!
Thanks, Santa!
Thanks, Santa!
I said I'd go up, yay!
Oh, swatches!
I said this wasn't my best one.
I think it's really good.
Really?
It's delicious.
I don't think it will break it.
Hey, do you want to leave it on 10?
Can we leave it at 10?
Okay.
Sounds good.
I have another one.
That's so good.
The whore?
Yeah, it's so good.
I got to eat it before people at the party can at all.
I'm going to lie, I'm eating this.
Alright, have fun.
There's no longer a beat.
I'm eating this.
I'm eating this.
I'm eating this.
I'm eating this.
Delicious.
Congratulations on your victory.
Thanks.
I only took a little babysit for the tequila.
I did not want it.
But I still had to taste it.
Really big steaks upstairs.
Maybe this is all a scheme though.
They're going to get me in on the low levels where I think it's super easy and then I'm
going to get shit on the upper floors.
Hayes R2D2 thanks for three months turkey ninja 25 months. Thank you and crow crow
Happy Cinco de Mayo and favorite streamer Happy Cinco de Mayo. Whoa Josh for you. Thank you for the 20. Thank you Josh
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you so much
Happy Cinco de Mayo guys. I can't wait to eat more than four.
For the chosen few. No one will disturb you.
It's so good
where's horse and junior are they gonna jump me if I keep asking cuz they
warned me not to keep asking all right tired of this show I think I fucked up
horse and junior so you come to kill him off oh I fucked up the real genius to
I FUCKED UP!
I can't control myself!
You know what, I was going to start over, I fucked up.
I will stop killing NPCs!
I will stop killing NPCs!
I feel like it's going to fuck up the story if I keep doing it.
If they don't make me fight them again, it actually might.
It actually might make me fight them again.
Really big stakes there
Wait was the secret was the high stakes room alive
I'm gonna go if that's the case I accept the invitation come with me
Private room for the chosen few no one will disturb you here
Doesn't look too cozy, not a comfortable place to play cards.
Someone most trusting might take it for an interrogation.
Uh oh.
Junior doesn't believe in miracles.
This is where she's learned just how much he dislikes being robbed.
Working on her.
Once you're done, rub her nicely, chine around his legs, and try to-
Wait a second!
I have to fight them anyway!
Oh my god, okay.
So it was the illusion of a voice actually.
I coulda kept flying towards the upstairs!
I've been tricked!
Oh shit. Oh shit.
Don't say that about my mom, I'm dead!
Okay, third time's the charm, I guess I do have to fight them.
My bad guys, my bad.
I'm bad.
Or I could just keep gambling, but I'm just gonna kill them.
Can you hear me?
Hello, sir.
You alive?
Well, finish me.
Don't intend to.
God suckers put me good.
Bones are intact.
Will you free me?
You're not hurt all that bad. Let's talk first.
Where's Horse and Junior?
What's it look like?
They came into sit and think.
Alright. Clever and toughs not working for me.
They took me for one of Bedlam's moles.
Are you?
Well, kinda.
Yeah.
So what have you kinda learned?
Horses working hand in glove with the redamons.
I don't know the details, but he's on their side.
And that's all I know.
Be free, little old man.
And I'll just give this up to Horsin, thank you.
Oh, Laylo, until things settle down, Bedlam will learn you helped me.
See ya.
He sure to reward you.
I wonder if Geeks for the rest of the juniors made a deal with the Wraithingians.
So, you're not telling me upstairs, can I go back to gambling downstairs?
Oh my god, they're mad at me for what? What did I do?
They're mad at me.
The shit's just some bullshit man. I'm such a good boy.
I didn't do anything.
I didn't murder anybody, they attacked me first, it's not murder if they attack you first.
So the Witcher census thing.
I did read the paper, but I'm gonna be honest guys, I don't understand what I'm supposed
to be looking for at all.
So it is something in this area, right?
What am I looking for?
it again.
Walk down the corridor leading from the upper level out towards the arena.
your backs, turns your backs to the grain, looks to the wall opposite you. I don't
know what that means!
Like is there grade here? Am I in the wrong area? It says the arena, but something
here. Go back underground. Where?
Yeah, it says below, but how do I go down?
I thought I remember where the arena is the first place you went.
Okay, is this the arena?
Why didn't I have my Clueless Person Dots on the map before then?
here. Back to the grading. Which grading?
I
Turned the lamp. What the heck yo, I'll holy. Thank you for the 20 gifted. Thanks, Ali
What the heck oiler mod is crazy? Thanks, Ali
Very nice
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I got a new sword
And I'm a serious letter
Let's see. Jango, thanks for three months.
Only three better.
Fine, then we'll take that.
Alright, cool. And I don't have to repair my other sword now, leave the mysterious letter.
of the so-called Big Four, yet not only do they still live, but they also now know of
your role in their attempted assassination.
That was not our arrangement.
For the time being, hide in the place which the messenger delivering his missive will
indicate to you and stay out of sight.
His majesty lives in the hope that mutual animosity between the other members of the
Big Four will finish the job which you attempted, yet flubbed so badly.
The horse and junior is in trouble.
Not good.
Oh yeah, guys, don't forget to redeem your raffle tickets.
You can only redeem one of each per strain.
If you want to have multiple.
Yes, many raffle tickets.
I'll blow it.
My dad doesn't like it.
Push!
Oh, you're a great place to play.
Oh, you're a great place to play.
Oh, yeah.
Mm, take your paw.
Oh, he...
Ah! Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Oh
You've got a minute. I do my ball friend
Why me? Orson Jr. He's working with Benefit.
Huh? If this is reliable information, Orson's neck deep in shit.
You've fallen out with Medina?
My sympathies have now to do with this. Orson wiped his arse with our agreement.
That's betrayal, regardless of his current alleges.
I need someone who can get me in to see Junior.
You must still have some contacts among the Redenians.
I don't.
But you do.
Enlighten me.
Tamarian, former commander of the Blue Stripes, ring a bell.
Run, Roach.
He's holed up with his men in the Camp near Opsinford.
Pay him a visit.
Be sure to cheer him up at least.
Okay, sure thing.
All right, so on the 12th.
I need to be level 16 recommended for the next part of the quest.
I feel like four levels isn't that crazy, I can probably just do it, right?
Maybe like one of level like 14 or 15.
It's probably okay.
Just a few levels down, not a lot.
I need like a level and a half.
Oh wait, in the partisan camp.
Where is the nearest teleports, the name?
All right, here we go.
I'm gonna tell them back there, it's just real far away.
Oh, come on.
Yo!
The force of people that hate me.
What is your fucking problem?
Man, they really hate my ass.
I just killed their friends.
What's the big deal?
Alright, let's get the hell out of this town.
I gotta go way out here.
Um, it's probably quicker from here as we drive the horse.
Roach!
Alright, off we go.
Excuse me sir?
Pardon me?
Yeah, when does Witcher 4 come out, is it later this year?
Like winter?
or the next year, or the year after, I don't even know.
No?
Oh, 2027.
Oh, okay, okay.
I realize I thought it was the end of this year.
Ah!
Yeah, if it's 2027,
it might even get delayed, then I guess, huh?
All right.
I will play it when it comes out.
That's so fast.
You know, Antoni, thanks for 17 months.
I should probably try not to aggro more than he sees.
behind you that's a berry pickers can let me guess that's swords in case you
run into a hornbill thanks for the prime so I'm endemic to this area don't my
grave here either you blind Hortensio that's Geralt old friend of mine I'm
I'm Geralt.
Come in, Geralt.
Hello.
Hello, thank you for coming.
French, I cannot abandon them.
Roach is here.
You can and must those are your orders. They'll die. Please. Is he from one of previous games dismissed?
Yeah, what do you do what you're to okay?
What do you do these days?
What do you do here?
On the Scoia'tael?
In jest, Ryzen.
Who cares about the Scoia'tael?
To marry him.
That's what matters.
How do you wind up here?
Came with the army, of course.
It's remnants.
How do you wind up here?
Came with the army, of course, its remnants.
When Nilfgaard crossed the Yoruba,
I dropped everything, threw it all away to hell and rode for the front to fight the invader.
Joined the 2nd to Marine Army under John Natalis.
We were to stop the Black Ones advance along the dull Blutharnamount carbon line.
And we did. For three days. The nays smashed us into splinters. Soon after, I heard Radovid
was assembling his forces near Novigrat. That he'd promised to fight for a free north.
Broke through with the remains of Natalis' army. But... bad. But Radovid proved no better
than a year so I decided I would mount my own fight looking for horse and junior
I've heard of him I'm not sure why you think he might be in my camp
heard some birds chirping you've got some of the same friends both seem to
count rat of it among your allies these birds they're terribly talkative I'll
need to see them you want to point them out meantime Vernon willing to help or
I need to keep looking as always you've more luck than you deserve
I'm on my way to meet my retain in contact. We're meeting their oxen first
Why would you play chess when there's went?
This will our banded
Bridge
I can do that.
I don't want to be real, I've played chess so many times I still don't understand how
to talk to a checkmate.
It's just not my game.
Checkmates are the hardest part, yeah, I don't understand that shit at all, because I would
I played chess with my little brother when we were kids, and whoever won was whoever killed the king.
I guess like, you know, because we were kids we just wouldn't notice sometimes when we were about to get hit, but...
I don't understand, checkmate, like, crap it is.
Let's checkmate.
But I feel like I try to do the same thing.
I'll like just so come I always get draws. I don't understand
Cockrel eggs you say there what cocks they are
Lift their rucks like blue dens to other cocks eggs laid by such a cockle must be brought to a tip by
101 venomous fibers then the young basilisk pegs its way out
This basilisk is interesting
There's a lot to tell me about your wife, brother.
Young one, and he'll fed it back.
You told once and sir, this is the most truest of basilis.
Right, what do I know? Just a witcher.
Oh, don't know.
If that's no basilis, what's a weaver then?
What's that paid for?
Give me back my conchit.
Bride soldiers, downpush, or ill, we'll all watch out.
Why don't we first my sword?
Why have to fight with my other sword?
So what?
I got an egg out of that!
Alright.
This is the bridge we're supposed to meet, Rochad.
So my horse's name is Roach, but it's also this guy named Roach, but spelled off fancy.
So confusing.
Ready?
My contact awaits at the chess club.
Let's get this over with.
Your contact? Who is it?
Slippery little bugger.
I don't know anything to do with him.
Well, the circumstance is any different.
You mean you don't trust him?
I trust no one, including you.
Come on.
Enter the chess club of the world, okay.
Press is the original Shreer game. People have been saying we're watching since the 6th century.
It's probably true, yeah.
There's like big, big, like arena games.
Something's not right.
Let's see what...
Oh
Shit late
They say it's the game of Kings
The chess teachers want to think strategically.
She's playing with himself.
What a load of rubbish.
Both sides have identical pieces.
This guy thinks he's cool, but he's just playing chess.
What is this, mere a real life?
Yeah?
Witcher.
Do you know why I play chess?
What?
I wanna let you know that I am not a colleague in this.
Okay, thanks for letting me know that you're never here Freddy. It'll probably be here
Okay, all of a sudden streamer roots here. Oh, you're ending. Oh
Yeah
Wasn't it bodies thing she said
Probably just raiding her yeah, I'm gonna say like so we get there
Oh, so you are ending at the party like yeah, I'm ending while I'm there
So if you want oh, okay, and that case I'll do that too. Yeah, okay, and that case
Okay, yeah, I'll do that. Okay, let me know when the uber's here. Okay
Go home you're thinking just fighty think you're the tier two
No, I guess I'll stay alive on the way of the party then I
Play chance to reveal the game secret
Blood thumps inside these chestmen you need only listen and you will hear
the
Oh, thank you for the 10! Thank you so much!
I was not speaking, literally.
Yeah, but what was I lost?
Guys, I'm really a king, right?
You just crazy?
He is?
This is a secret meeting.
Oh, okay.
Oh, that was right.
I'm sorry.
I'm a little lost.
I don't know Roach because I didn't play the second game.
I have placed Junior in a mansion in Oxford.
Very few know this.
They'll not let you in unannounced.
Thus, you must tell them you've come about the new horse.
Junior constantly requests fresh women.
Ahiri doesn't treat them well.
He really is horse engineer.
You just give me a man after investing coin and timing him?
Can't help but wonder why.
Consider it a gesture of goodwill.
Almost. I'll expect you to return a favor.
And also, Junior has lost his purpose.
The Big Four is no more.
I shall contact you to collect in Jukos.
Now go.
And you, Roach.
We must speak another time.
He's on the table?
I'm so fucking hungry.
I better be good food at this party.
Hi Roach.
Get inside of horses and hideout fucking finally
Making good progress here
Wait quest failed wait I said quest failed the games of Novograd what?
Wait, how?
What?
Wait, what did I do?
Check the failed tab.
Talk to Cleaver.
What? I don't even know I had this quest.
I've been ignoring the secondary quest.
I guess maybe I should not be ignoring them.
important for me to do that one? Or is that just like one that I can't do anymore now?
It's not important. Okay, I won't go back and do it. If it's like some crazy good side quest or something, then I would do it, but it's okay.
Ah, a cus-
Gwent? I want to repair my shit first.
Show me what you got.
Okay, shop crafting repair.
Repair equipped.
Alright, get cards.
Now I get some cards.
Okay.
A game of Gwent before we go.
Better give me a good card.
Uh, fuck the weather cards.
Fuck, I don't have any dummies.
I guess I'm a spy.
Not my best hand.
Okay.
Oh no.
Golphy's taking my spy cards.
cards hopefully I pull a dummy okay he just used a ton of cards do I want to
beat him to use more or do I just move on he has my spy card use the dummy he
He has complete five cards.
I think it's fine, I think it was pass.
Getting some cards back.
That was not as bad as I was anticipating.
Oh, and I do have res.
I wish I had frost dude.
I didn't get it.
He passed.
Okay, this is fine. I think I can win this.
I could just horn here.
Probably, the horn is best, right?
I don't have to play as many cards.
Okay, so I have to win this now.
What is his power card?
Double the strength of all your close combat units, unless the commander's horn is...
Oh, I don't like that.
I do have a lot of good cards, though.
I think I'll be okay.
I don't know if I'll be okay or not!
Oh, God.
Clear weather, okay? He might be out of cards if he's using that.
He's out of cards! Okay, we win! G-fucking-G!
Yes! Yes! Another win!
WAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Come on, let's fucking go.
I was real scared about a monster leader.
Hello?
Hello, gentlemen.
was in junior oh this one's got bollocks don't I know you you motherfucker
saw you kill all god and Vic it was just a misunderstanding must be a
misunderstanding
Flank the bastard!
Fuck!
I was trying to prevent murder, but murder follows you wherever I go.
These guys were easy.
I'm not the key.
Now it's your lucky day.
Damn it! Okay, so if I didn't kill those guys, they might not be pissed off of me right now.
Maybe.
So many goons
They just keep coming
Something nearby I'm looking for.
Let's fucking go.
All right, is this the residence I'm supposed to be searching?
I'm looking.
Oh, fuck, I'm fat.
Let's just drop some shitty weapons.
Don't need those.
Picked up too much loot.
I'm the loot goblin.
Hello!
That's locked.
That is somewhere in the house, whatever I'm looking for, right?
Locked.
Key required.
But where is the key?
Oh shit!
What the hell?
Is this where I'm supposed to go?
It's locked.
I need a key still.
Where's this key that I need?
Probably upstairs somewhere.
Oh my god what the fuck he so much as touched Siri he'll pay
What the fuck?
Nailed it to the wall.
What is wrong with this guy?
Bro, fucking kill him, bro.
Stab him!
Stab him, Gar, oh my god!
What the sandwich fuck is this?
What the sandwich fuck?
No!
Fuck me!
Oh
Be dessert
Help me for fuck sake no one's coming
Damn
I'm here to kill you.
I know I should talk to him though I kill everyone, but I hate you fuck this guy.
Should I talk to him first before I kill him?
No, he doesn't deserve that
Be kind for once to this guy
No, I'm killing him
Hello, Junior. Been looking for you a while now
They've come to kill you
Die, motherfucker
I
Got a few questions to start with I'll tell you everything I'm looking for a young woman and a minstrel
I
Just like me. Yeah. Yeah
Okay. That was... I remember.
Pay attention now. You'll tell the truth. Wanna know why?
I won't lie. Honest.
Took me a long time to find you. Wasn't an easy road to travel.
I'm angry and tired. Had to talk to people I didn't wanna talk to.
Wouldn't normally talk to. Some of them tried to cheat me.
I'm trying to lie, I didn't like it one bit.
I feel like one more lie to be the last bitter drop
in a chalice full of sorrow.
And then, then I'd do something I would later regret.
Now you know why you can't lie to me.
Yes.
Good.
Big Julius, thanks for 31 months.
Hello.
I'd like to know how the Ashenhaired woman
Ended up meeting you and what happened to her what happened to her she attacked me
I one more time and I'll cut your balls off
We've made a deal I was to repair their magic filler watch it
The girl and the songster would have bring me to do it anyway
We didn't like why not?
Flowing off the handle a bit. I've met kill that boy. I'm not that flunky don't know I'm waiting for them to come for you
Look this is what they wanted fixed
A box of a lottery you can fix something like this
Not me. I know a guy
Do it again! Punch him again!
bad feeling about this calm down dandelion holy shimrock his drip is
crazy no I know but my god the reason with and no matter sympathy I feel
consilented blotted out that outfit isn't saying
get a grip dandelion we must focus on the task at hand I'm just saying well
then be silent have you learned where horseman is keeping duty rule on the top
floor one with the balcony I'll need to cross onto the roof wait for me in front
of junior's house and I know it's difficult but do try to look like it's
big if they if they hurt you horse and will pay
I must climb up there.
Get on the roof, okay.
I guess I'm just gonna use the ladder then.
Fuck!
Dude, I stopped and she just kept going.
I swear you saw that, right?
What the fuck was that?
Alternative!
22 months, thank you.
Oh, the Uber is here.
Okay, let me save.
Time to go, I guess.
I will stay alive for a bit.
I'll save your game right now.
I think I already saved, but uh...
Have you left? I'll need to save this in case.
I just want to chill
and talk to people that you can't save right now.
Okay, it's saved.
Okay.
Oh, she said Uber's two way five minutes ago.
Okay, one second.
Do do do do.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Fuck. Hold on. Alright, I will swap the ingest now. I'll be right back, guys.
Uh, they're too complicated. It's not on the trail. Will you go on the trail?
Uh, I mean, I got it.
I think it's on the trail.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Chad, I bought extra lens patches for this.
It's in case.
So you lost it in the storm.
Fuck, why am I talking so much?
You're black.
Welcome to the Black Parade.
Yeah, you're good I'll let me get on there and I'll let you go and I'll let you go.
Let me get on the middle. Yeah, then I guess I might let her run in and be you need me
Yeah, yeah, you can okay
Did you get a hit marker chat my phone
I appreciate it.
Oh my God.
Say, could I just throw it if you didn't drink?
Yeah, but, okay, here's the thing.
That is not my fault, objectively.
You know what I mean?
Hold on, Jack. Just wait here for like two seconds.
There, come back.
Oh, hi, Emmy!
No, no, no, you're good. Where do you have to go, Pete?
No, don't run. You're good.
You look so cute.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, are you not here?
Yeah, the camera's covered, though.
So if you want to get in the middle, and then I'll film on the other side of you.
Okay.
But if you can hand me the bill...
Can you do it?
Yeah, you can actually put it here.
So you can sit here.
Sorry, thank you sir for waiting so much.
I appreciate it.
Do I keep wonking this hat on the back of everything?
Yeah.
You're switching my ingest, right?
Oh yeah, I should be.
Okay, good.
It's my first one?
Oh yes.
Okay.
One more?
Oh yeah, he just went pee.
Oh, there he is.
Sorry guys.
It's okay.
We got furthest, please.
Alright.
Yes, we are all good.
Wait, are we muted?
Nup.
Nup?
I'm muted.
Hey guys.
Did you get to play the Witcher at all?
Yeah, I played for like, I don't know, at least 45 minutes.
At least that's something.
you
you
you
Hello.
We should get back now.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I was wondering why they weren't blaming you for the drunk antics because they didn't need to acknowledge it.
They were just kind of in their own world.
Hi guys.
That wasn't a real life.
Terrible real life Rosie.
That wasn't a real life.
Awful real life.
He said it was a drunk ass real life.
I do realize that whenever I drink I always tell Rosie,
Well, you could just drink and then I'd look back at the vodka and really actually a really good cameraman. He was drunk
Yeah, it's natural. I
Feel like when Rosie is drunk. He like seems the same. He's just
Way more quiet
Wait, you think he's more quiet
When I've seen like when we went to the 6th Street family's birthday, okay
He got so quiet and I was asking him questions and he just like what an answer
That's actually what I'm like, yeah.
Okay, to be fair, that's when you're blackout drunk.
When you're buzzed.
That's not when I'm blackout.
No, are you serious?
No, well.
No, you were blackout,
because you don't even remember
when I tried to get you out of the booth.
Yeah, that's possible.
I mean, you didn't even know about that, dude.
No, what happened?
When we were at that bar, the one bar,
they were playing all the songs and everything
we see at the longest.
Rosie was sitting in the booth
and everybody's like, okay, we're gonna leave.
I go up to Rosie to get him,
and I'm like, Rosie, we gotta go.
And he goes, no.
And I'm like, what?
And then I'm like, what do you mean, no?
Yeah, and I go, Rosie, everyone's leaving.
We need to leave.
And I go to grab his arms and I help him get up.
And then he jerks his arm back really hard.
And he's like, I'm not going.
And then I'm like, okay.
I like where I was.
Rosie, yeah.
I like where I was.
And then I'm like, okay.
And I'm like, Rosie, I'm like trying to be really sweet.
And I'm like, Rosie, I said, I don't want to leave you here
because you're really drunk.
So like, we need to do something.
You know what I mean?
and everyone's leaving so I need you to like leave with us or we gotta figure
something out and he's like no and he just gets dead silent after that I'm like
okay so then I go and get Russell. He's a brat! What do you mean a brat? That's a brat! That's a brat behavior. So then it gets worse I get
Russell and I tell Russell Russell can you help me get him it's probably the
worst person to ask and then Russell's like yeah so then Russell goes to him
and asks him to and he jerks his hand away from Russell and I'm like the fuck
is going on and then I thought I think we bring like someone else over and they're
like oh Rosie we got to go and he's like oh okay and then he like drunkenly gets
up and stumbles out of the bar and he's leaning on everybody like oh my god like
I just I just tonight is great so I just want to go home though I just want to go
home so I find him people that are driving to like his area and I'm like
Oh, they're gonna drive you home because it's like our friend group and then all this time we wait for them to drive home
And guess what the moment they're getting in the car Rosie shows up the car and he goes actually guys
I'm not gonna go. I'm your property. Why why do you want to stay so bad? They're not me. That wasn't me
Who was that then? I was a different guy
Dude, Rosie's house did not want to go and then you you were like
I'm not gonna drink and then you ended up doing a hand fan on the floor that wasn't I was actually like not that drunk
I just do that for fun. I just do that normally
That is actually true. Yeah, actually
I just do that normally that's kind of fairs, okay. Yeah
Okay, I can't talk I hate like bro getting getting drunk like that. It just stresses me out now
I don't be like Rosie you know I mean you can't use me as the example that's great
Yeah, no, I was not that drunk that I was taking care of Emily. I'm like, I mean, can you come over here?
Someone's asking me a question
Yes dear I look what what's going on
Good friend for that too. I'm not gonna like Emmy also saved me at one point
Or like that was the thing I noticed that you just become nonverbal
Yeah, yeah, like she said we're going on the bowl because I think I said it was like I can't do that
Well, there's like after everyone left
I think so. Oh, yeah, Rosie was talking about going on the ball. It's like no, you're not gonna do the bowl
Yeah, we're gonna stay here
Should we uncover your know
That you might
Chat we gotta wait a little bit and then we're good
So don't worry. It's a black screen, but it's a box means we don't box our house, okay?
Surely we don't end up back at downtown
No, it's Tuesday. Are you crazy? Yeah, right? Yeah, but it is any Emmy Emmy. It is single-demand and it is tough to say
Oh, you're right. People will be out. It's a it's a dual wielding day
People will unfortunately be out. Sixth Street will probably be crazy. I feel like but no
I already told Rosie earlier. I said, what if we go to a to a taco bar crawl like earlier today before the party?
And then I realized that if I do that, I won't make it to the party.
I'm gonna be honest.
If I do that...
Do you think there's tacos at the party?
I'd like to meditate.
If there's not, I'm punching the body.
Yeah, I mean, I'll watch.
I will join in.
I'll watch, but...
In punching her?
Maybe.
I was gonna say, are you the punching part or the washing part?
I'm very hungry.
Well, you should have more Glock.
I do want more guac. Can I have some?
Please, we gotta get out of the Uber.
Oh, you're right.
Over in my greeting.
Okay, but how about this?
When we get to the place,
I'll go in and say hi.
I'm gonna set the guac on a table on the side,
and you can just eat it,
and I'll, like,
I'll stop people from greeting you
by greeting them first.
Can you really do that for me?
Yes.
Yes.
Mission, eat as much guac as I can
before people notice.
Yes.
Okay, but here's the thing.
One way you could do is go in the kitchen and just scoop out like half of it and put it in a bowl.
Oh, that's good here.
Look at you, not a bad strat, and I'd be like, oh my god, I just came from another corneous auto.
Oh my god, that's so kind.
I can't believe you're even suggesting I do that to your precious guac that you made yourself.
Now we'll just show the guac, so it's like, oh, she made it.
Well, you're doing this in the half, right?
Oh, yes, of course, of course.
Yes, of course.
Yeah, then I'm fine with it.
Yes, I would do that, of course.
Always a hero.
Thank you, I try.
I'll kind of drunk or you said I feel like I don't actually okay. I feel like you just you just dance always have a good time
Yeah, she's fun. She's fun. I think I'm a fun drunk
But like so she starts hitting then it gets a pretty good
Then I can see no she starts hitting and then she's like then it becomes a problem when the alcohol runs out
That's when it becomes a problem. I have never hit you with alcohol
I mean that's not true
Okay, so Rosie's a quiet drunk. Sit as a happy drunk.
I'm a lovely drunk.
Do you guys know what kind of drunk I am?
You're fun.
Yeah, I know what kind of drunk I am.
Well, you're fun until you're dead.
Okay, no, but this one, you're similar to me. You're a happy drunk until you get chestache.
I describe it as I'm a liquid courage drunk because it's like when I'm drunk, I'm unnerved because my anxiety is gone.
I have no social anxiety anymore, so I just talked to everyone and say everything I want to say.
Do you think I'm very happy to?
One of the first times I ever saw you drunk, which was like really cute, and it was like such a cute moment.
No.
It was when we were at a TwitchCon party.
Oh, we can uncap now, I think.
Yeah.
We were at a TwitchCon party.
Yeah.
And I don't know if you know, it was like a stream element at a TwitchCon party.
I don't know if I remember this.
It was years ago. It was maybe like two years ago.
and you were drinking a lot.
If you were way more drunk than me,
cause I was not drinking.
And then you came on to me and you were like a good song
came on and you're like, oh sit down, let's dance.
So then you just grabbed my hand and started dancing with me
and it was me, you and then one of the girl.
We're just like, it was a great time.
Yes.
I'm a very happy drunk with no anxiety.
It's great.
Very fun.
Yeah, it was great.
And then we literally just did that, drank
and then I'm pretty sure you got sick.
I did get sick.
Yeah, that's the thing is it's like,
we can get great for like two hours,
but then if I'm having too much fun,
I need to throw up and then after that,
I'm like dead sober.
You're dead.
It's like, oh, it's over now.
That's like me.
I'm like super happy.
And then I hit a point where I'm like,
ooh, I'm getting a little tired.
And then normally tired is matched with nausea.
And then I'm like, oh, yeah, fun over.
Fun's over.
And Rosie becomes, his body becomes possessed by a,
No, do you know Rosie one time, we got black-eyed drunk and he slipped in the hot tub of a place.
Yes, they're all over the thing at.
What is your problem then?
No, this is actually so good, but people are so mad.
So Rosie, I get like doing dumb things, but like, he could legitimately drink and drown.
Yeah, you know Britt, she found me, she like opened the curtain and saw me like asleep in a hot tub.
in a hot tub, she thought I was dead.
As she screamed in the arse at young Jeff
to come check up on me, and he's like,
hey, you right, bro?
And I was like, oh, I'm good.
I'm just sleeping.
That's so dangerous.
That's so bad.
That's what I said.
It was actually so scary.
That's so bad, bro.
Wasn't there another time when you were staying with us
in our old house that he was like,
I'm going to go for a walk?
And then he walked outside, and I was like, where is he?
No, you should not.
It was like one in the morning.
Well, that's so normal back home.
Normal?
7-eleven and you're good. There was no 7-eleven around them. You were just
wander, you were just aimlessly wandering neighborhoods. Drunk. That was a quick trip inside.
That's all I needed.
I would go, yeah, but I'm scared of big spiders and scorpions. You're not going to see them.
Really? Yeah, maybe some spiders, but they're not, they're going to be like conspents.
Not that way
Unless you go to the outback then I can't help you
The middle of Australia just like a useless desert. Yes. Yeah, it's dead
By the lovely rock over there
Like in the wilderness
Can we like is it like out back steakhouse? Okay? No, that's not how that works
Now I don't want to go because now you've been suspended.
I'm not going to go because he hates alfaxing cows.
Is that why he's an alfaxing cow?
He's an alfaxing cow.
They appropriate my culture.
They're an American diner.
That's a cool present.
You probably have all kinds of like fucked up American restaurants over there in Australia.
They don't hold drugs.
They call them Mackers.
They have Mackers? Mackers.
You disgust me.
Burger King, Hungry Jacks.
No, you don't.
We do.
It's actually called Hungry Jacks.
Yeah, it's Burger King.
I think I have the right...
It's not Jack in a Box?
No.
Burger King is called Hungry Jacks in Australia.
That's so stupid.
Why do you call Burger King?
Better call themselves Burger King.
So why would we call them that?
That's so stupid.
I'm pissed off now.
Dude, okay.
This is what I say when he tells me things that they shorten names for, too.
It makes no sense.
What are other ones you say?
Brecky?
Brecky breakfast. Brecky's kind of cute. I don't hate that one. Smokers? What was that one? Smoker?
Smoco? It's like a little break between lunch like and breakfast when you're working. You go smoker.
What? What is smoco? Like you eat or you smoke? Yeah. No. It's a snack between breakfast and lunch.
There you go, have a little break. Smoker.
That is lunch supposed to be your break?
That's the big break.
Are you guys really lazy?
Yes.
I see.
We love complaining because it gets a way with things.
You did say that. We were walking through the airport one time and it was like,
I can't wait to be an old Australian person because all they do is complain about everything.
It's gonna be so sick.
That's your end game.
And you just complain about everything at all times?
It's a great thing.
Okay, groceries are always a bit too expensive.
I already do that.
Really?
Yes, I was complaining earlier.
I was like, guys, don't you dare talk about how much money I make because you know this
is true.
Isn't it fucking insane that if you want to go to McDonald's, it costs $15 for a meal?
Yes.
It just goes somewhere nice for $15.
In America respect, there's no way it's $15 in America.
I haven't had it in America.
Yeah, like a Big Mac meal is like $15.
Wait, what?
No way it's $15.
That's Australian, lost an hour's harm.
It's $15 now.
No way.
That's not, that's not the American dream, I was promised.
Okay, let's see.
Okay, to be through though, you're on Uber Eats.
I see the email chat, I got it.
Double quarter pound, she's $13.
Okay, but is that the same as store price?
It is?
Okay, actually, we were upset by like one or two dollars.
Big Mac meal is $11, but a quarter pounder is $14.
Like it's my point.
Like a quarter pound is $14.
Well, I mean a meal, but my point still stands though.
Like you could, you could get like some fall for like,
like eight or nine dollars.
Yeah, like way better for it.
Yeah.
But even then like $12 is still crazy.
I remember when I worked at McDonald's
and they did Big Mac day.
What's Big Mac day?
Big Macs for $1.
And people would come in and they would order like 40 Big Macs
because they would put them in their freezer.
And that was genuinely the worst day of my life.
People literally would go through the drive-thru
and order 40 Big Macs and then they'd be mad
because they didn't park them.
I mean, should I do the same thing?
No, I mean, no.
But the thing is, it's your reason what you can be.
If you got parked in a parking lot, you wouldn't leave it alone.
You wouldn't be mad at the wait,
because you ordered 40 Big Macs.
Oh, yeah, I would be like, this is a great deal, wait.
There was this one, and I mean this like in the nicest way that I possibly can, like I don't mean any disrespect to this woman.
This one fucking, ugly ass, stupid dumb bitch, and she came through the driveway and ordered 40 Big Macs.
And then we asked her to park her fucking dumb ass, stupid ass, ugly ass face.
She looked into the window and said, you guys need to make the food faster, I'm not parking.
So she sat there for 20 minutes while they made her food and back to the entire driveway.
But again, I mean that was what a bitch. She was a bitch. That is cringe.
She was. She was built like bubble baths. And it's like I don't even understand why she wanted
that many dig mats. How like because she's built like bubble baths. Like what is bubble baths?
I actually don't know what that is. Bubble baths is the guy from SpongeBob that he
the pickles on the stove.
Oh, then yeah.
She built just like a...
Then yeah.
Hair wand and everything.
Yeah.
What's the most embarrassing thing you've done drunk?
The most embarrassing thing I've done drunk.
Yeah.
Hmm.
I mean if you say handstand, I swear to hook and go.
I wasn't drunk.
You know what, holy shit!
What's with my hands?
Dude, with the heads of your like, holy shit, she was gone!
You want a drunk? I could do it.
Do you really think a drunk person can do a headstand?
No.
Like, uh, hello?
You were too emoting.
I was, yeah, I was emoting.
The most embarrassing thing I've done while drunk.
I mean, probably just throwing up.
I'm just so humiliating.
That isn't happening.
I hate throwing up.
That's defeat.
Especially when someone's like, trying to take care of you.
They're like, petting your hair like, there, there.
Let it all out.
And I'm like, go away.
You can actually do it.
Have you ever been on a toilet throwing up?
And you're like, you're like, it's like almost like whether you're talking to God.
Oh god, oh god, please. I'll never do this again. Just please let it end.
Yes, yes. I mean, there hasn't, also there hasn't been that many times I was puking and drunk, but every time there's always someone who's like, I will be, her doesn't need a caretaker, and they're petting my hair like, there, there, it'll be okay, just let it all out, and I'm like, ha ha ha, it makes it so much worse.
throwing up like throwing up also with people around is probably the most
or like when you can't catch the throw up to go to the bathroom
they haven't done it one time now one time I threw up and um oh this was back
when there were e-sports teams a lot of them I there is a party at an e-sports
team's house and I don't want to say which team but I threw up in their sink
in their renditions in the sink.
Oh, I know.
I don't want to say which team it was.
You have been there sink?
Yes. Oh my god, and no.
It was their kitchen sink.
No.
That's so bad.
Can I be honest? Go ahead.
Okay, this is not a drunk confession.
One time I went to my friend's Halloween parties
when I was looking for my old jobs
and I really had to throw up
but I also
I had to go number two at the same time.
Ah, Gigi.
It was like a dual-wheeled moment.
And I didn't really know which one was more important,
but I was so sick that I threw up first.
And then I did the second one.
And then it was just such a bad experience
that then I wanted to go flush the toilet,
and the toilet wouldn't flush because whoever used it
before blew it up.
So then I almost started crying in the bathroom
because the toilet wouldn't flush.
So I just had to find a plunger,
but they didn't have a plunger.
All they had was a toilet scrub brush.
So I was shoving it into the toilet, hoping that the suction from the scrubbush wouldn't
make it.
There's no suction.
And no, but the force of the water when you're forcing the water down, it made it to crawl.
It actually worked.
It's got shreds.
Well, if it worked, I guess it's fine.
Yeah.
So what's yours, Rosie?
Well, one of my first times ever getting drunk, my friend Malik was taking care of me because
I was like, he tricked me.
And he said, hey, have this Mountain Dew, you've had so much vodka.
And then I drank the entire Mountain Dew.
And then my other friend said, you know, that was half vodka.
It was half vodka, half Mountain Dew, and I drank the whole thing.
And then I, this last thing I heard, and it was like, oh yeah.
And then the next thing I remember, I was face down on the toilet, and my friend-
Were you actually blackout?
I've never blacked out on the floor.
I blacked out, and woke up back on the toilet.
My friend about to take care of me the same guy that gave me the man there because yeah, just in there bro
Just get rid of it, and I wanted it and I looked up to it
Let me do that for a sec any peas right next to me
Please run next to me
And I wait I was like you done now. I was like, yeah, I'm done. Is that just guy things just bro things
Okay, I have another one
I don't think I've told this long stream is really bad
another time I went and it wasn't in Austin no it was not in Austin it was
in Virginia at my friend's house and I got really sick and I felt like I had to
throw up from not alcohol actually it was like no it wasn't it was on the
flight I was on it wasn't awesome I was on a flight to go to a photo shoot sorry
Right now I'm just on the phone story, I thought I was never doing drinking, but I got really sick on a flight for a photo shoot, the Twitch conference photo shoot, and when I was on the flight I was like, oh my god I need to throw up, because I think I'd eat something bad, and then I went into the airplane bathroom, because I was so dizzy I felt like I was going to pass out in the cold sweats, and someone had used the bathroom beforehand, and...
Nooooooo, that sucks.
It was smelling.
You're not.
And I went into the bathroom, and I was like, I can't lean over this toilet because it's
gonna make me hurt all the time.
And I was like, that's what I need.
So then I had to lean over the toilet to make me hurt all the time.
That's so disgusting. I hate that.
Amy, your turn.
another disgusting story got one more in you another draw up story no it could
be anything you want any embarrassing embarrassing story I'm so bad at coming
up with stuff like this off the top of my head coming up I think like pulling it
out of your head oh I was gonna say if you're making yours up mine are
unfortunately. No I'm not making a lot of embarrassing story I don't know I'm not
making it up it's not what I'm gonna say come up with that is fair though
because like a lot of mine I also kind of suppressed because they were just so
like tragic I just didn't want to think about it over yeah maybe cover the ones
now chat hold on oh it's a quick little ride I thought it'd be way longer
I'll tell you what, I just can't think of one right now.
Mia, Mia Rosy is old, they were childhood up and thing the other day, and we just told
our most embarrassing stories from school and it was not, it was not late.
I'll give you a clue to that, Emmie. So one time, I was at a nestling crevo, and I peed the bed at nine years old.
I was really embarrassed. So like, nine years old, nine to twelve years old.
That's a little bit of a wolf in your head.
So then, what I did was get the guy's dog and put it on my bed when he left the room,
and I pretended that the dog I should get on my bed, and then I put the dog outside the room over there.
Oh!
And when you don't pee on my bed, yeah.
You're actually a jackass.
That's fucked up.
Oh
Like this cable
So then they say only tends because they're getting hit marker they're losing HP
Guys, I'm a little carsick.
Really?
Really?
Is it from looking at your phone?
Yes.
It's okay.
We're almost out.
Oh, I guess in hindsight, then the story probably didn't help, huh?
No, not really.
Are you swimming today?
We're supposed to swim?
Oh, yeah.
There's a pool.
Yeah, Bonnie said there's a pool, and then she said,
people are going to swim.
Also, is it hot enough?
I'm not, I'm not swimming on the stream.
That's what I said.
I said the same thing.
full chat sorry cold today too sorry chat you might want to put the lens on
or is it gonna be easier to cover stuff that's really good
did you drop it?
did you drop it?
did you?
did I drop it?
you got a warranty?
they said alinity is going to swim
that's fair
that's the only thing we care about
Old chat.
Why don't we all food that?
Why don't we all what?
Everyone food in the chat makes it better.
Guys, relax.
You're gonna stay alive for a bit right?
It's this right? Yeah. Yeah, only for like probably like 31 minutes.
Okay.
I might just end so I can go chill.
Thank you sir, thank you sir, drive safely.
Thanks sir.
You might want to mute.
Okay, I'll stop now.
430 originally.
Still you 530?
690.
Oh, it's all mine!
Oh, no, it's all over the place.
Hello, sir.
Hello.
Hello, was it?
Hey, bro.
Hi, guys.
I don't know! I'm probably gonna end soon, but I'll hang out with her a little bit.
I'm gonna say right at the end.
I'm gonna hide in the block.
Wait, you can't be here.
Oh, this is real! I thought you were joking!
Oh my god!
Wait, is this my...this is myremlin block corner?
Yes! Rosie!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Oh, it's so good.
I thought you were choking those bars.
Okay.
Just a little bit?
There's a little more. Nothing crazy.
That's so good.
I'm glad you like it so much.
It is so good.
I'm trying to jump down so if anybody walks by I don't see us.
This is like, we should add this to the embarrassing stories list, but we should have had a party
and we hid behind a pool table so we could eat all the guac and keep it to ourselves.
This isn't embarrassing. This is galley.
Someone passed by.
The door's open. I got a little bit of a peek.
Don't... don't... over... over there.
I'm not... I'm not...
Please walk out.
Wait, did we drop down low enough?
Oh
So good
This is for the next like two hours.
I'm honestly, I'm not, I'm not doing this.
I'm not doing this.
I mean, yeah.
This isn't a good shot.
This is pathetic.
But I feel so bad.
You'll never find us here.
You'll never find us.
What do you want, Tom?
Huh?
Oops.
This feels like a toy story.
It's a true story.
It's a true story.
And you see, you only see the feet of the people up high.
It's so fucking delicious, bro.
You know what she said?
She said it was a mid before.
She said it was not her best.
It's no my best one.
It's crazy.
No.
I can make better.
You know what Emmy I've been feeling bad about?
I haven't made sourdough in a while.
in a while. Oh, I didn't notice you haven't been baking bread. I've been gone.
The door closed. Let me see it.
Man, I really just walked in. Okay, should we walk over now?
Okay, a few more.
I'll try and guess we can.
Yeah, like, we could, but do we have to?
Do you think we can guess we can do that?
Do you want some?
Yeah, of course you can.
I'll bring you.
Good. All right, I'm done.
I'm almost done.
Oh my gosh.
We keep getting all those cars. It's so scary.
Do you see that manor down to walk by?
What's a manor down here?
What is wrong with you?
I love it.
I hate it.
What is wrong with you?
Oh, what?
What?
Do you want to hug?
What?
Do you want to hug?
Oh, well what?
You want some?
Yeah, I'll take that.
That's good news.
So what is the matter, Betty?
Are we done?
Now it's time to go socialize.
Oh, yeah, for sure, for sure.
For sure, yeah.
Oh, I can't wait.
Ugh!
That's so good.
No, like, we really should go, like,
people-like. We're not going to talk to people.
You're right, talk to people.
You're right, you're right.
You're right.
All right, all right, seriously? This is my last point.
And after this, I'm done.
I'm making a stand. I'm going to be polite.
And I'm going.
I'm going to be polite.
No, but seriously, I'm going after you guys.
Oh, I still want to be rude and like, leave about you guys.
Yeah.
Right.
I don't want to be rude, so I'm waiting until one of you guys goes first.
I'm waiting to know.
Whoever goes first, and then comes in.
This party is so sick.
This is like the best party I've ever been to.
Okay, good party, yeah.
He's a buddy.
Sing of the fucking mire.
Okay, okay, actually though,
this is my last one.
Yeah?
And then once you guys get up, I'll go.
No worries.
I'll see you guys.
Well, you seem like having a good time, so I don't wanna like...
Yeah, I don't wanna ruin it for you guys.
End it early.
I don't know
This is your moment
Dude, we ate like a third of this
You can't even tell
There I flagged it back out
Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, you can't even tell. You can't know. I flagged it back out. All right
Now where's the toppings?
I like the way he looks at you.
I'm probably just getting started.
Alright, it's time.
You ready?
Of course I'm ready.
Of course you are.
Oh my God, hello!
How are you?
I didn't know.
I didn't know.
I didn't know.
I'm crazy.
We didn't breathe his ass.
No, we really didn't.
It's a shame we only brought half a bag of chips.
Yeah, it is a shame.
There we are.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Perfect!
Wait, that's really hot!
That's gonna get so bad.
High five!
Hello!
Hi!
Hi guys!
I love the cowboy!
How about your Mexican?
Very out.
Very like culture-appropriate.
What can we say?
You look like you're like ready to like round off the Mexicans.
No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no!
I said no!
No!
Mary brought the League of Legends cards!
Yeah, you wanna open them?
They have card packs for League of Legends.
Yeah.
Yeah, so let's watch some card packs with Mary and Mary.
I said if you don't like me.
No, Mary.
You're the thing.
She pretends she doesn't like it.
You like me?
You like me?
Yeah.
I never played it.
That's great.
She's a lot of me.
Here's the thing, it's like, I'm so busy right now.
DZ, do you want to open a pack?
No.
You don't want to take a hit?
Sit down.
I'm going to try your walk for the first time.
Oh my god.
Wait.
I'm really good at walking, huh?
Wait, hold on.
I'm going to try for the first time.
Hi, Jimmy.
Thank you!
I'm gonna try my block of first time you guys have ever tried it.
You wanna try?
Try it, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I may as well try it.
First time?
Wow.
Oh my god.
That's so good.
Wow, thank you.
That is so good.
You think you're gonna try it?
Yeah, it is, yeah.
Wait, that's crazy.
Your first time?
Pretty good, huh?
Pretty good.
That's amazing.
Well, I think we can find Ronnie.
Alright, we should find her.
I don't quite understand.
Alright, so you don't want to find Ronnie?
Yeah, I don't understand.
I'm gonna have to hack him anyways.
That's not good.
Get out!
Hey, Ronnie!
Wait, I'll switch the address.
Thank you very much.
You guys are great. Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I don't need a bike.
Um, so, um,
I have minus 20 people.
I'm just looking like more than 20.
Yeah.
I'm just looking like a lot of people.
But there's buckles.
Where?
There's buckles.
We have not eaten all day.
We have been starving all day.
We have not eaten.
We have not ate.
It really sucks.
Ruby, we have been starving.
I'm still hungry.
Oh my God.
Just like us.
Oh, we have not been drinking!
I have shot!
Shot?
Shot?
Scary as fuck, dog!
You're gonna take a shot.
I mean...
Okay, I have to practice for sure, but then I can!
No, no, no!
Evie, Evie, Evie!
Evie, you don't have to break those new hours, and it's Bonnie's event!
So you can spare one shot.
Get away!
Tony, Eddie's gonna love one shot.
Tony!
Eddie, I'm just gonna do one too.
Woo!
And Kate!
And Pete!
Come on!
Hey!
Great! Let's go!
Are you ready?
I'm ready!
They're so beautiful!
They're so beautiful!
Nice to see you!
Can I play?
Yeah, just one.
Here's one for you.
For you.
And that one for me.
And for you.
Oh, and Rosie too, we can't forget, briefly.
obviously. And Kate. And Kate. Taking this out. And here's the thing Bonnie, obviously we're
on an empty stomach. Yeah. So we can sit up, get a meeting, and we might have a date.
They might have been in a long time.
They're in a long time.
Yeah, but I turned it sideways.
You can't even see me.
Yeah.
Bitch.
Bitch.
So, let me get this straight.
So you guys eat without me.
No.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What is that?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I feel like you're-
No, we did it.
No.
What?
Whoa, that was good, man.
I don't even know why you would suggest something like that.
I'm just going, oh, I don't know about this.
I don't like her to be.
You're so mad.
You're so beautiful.
Yeah, mad talk to me.
Oh!
Oh!
You look so beautiful.
Hi!
Oh my God!
I haven't seen you in so long!
I'm so excited!
Hello!
Nice to see you!
Hi, Wendy!
Hi, Wendy!
Hello, hello!
Sorry, Anne.
I love you so much.
You're so pretty.
I love you.
You're so pretty.
You might be safe.
I think she's got it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think she forgot about the shop.
Also, I'm realizing they're running out of talk with me.
That's really bad.
That's really bad.
Annie, Annie, we can get it over.
Go to the grocery store, get steaks, and I'll grill them.
Really?
We can go to one of her shops.
I thought she was going to say no, Senna, don't do that.
You're going to get so tired.
Who's that supposed to say that?
That's what I thought you were going to say.
Yes, the other guy said no, he said that he worked so hard.
You're such a hard worker, you can't possibly go to HV and get the states to go in for the other party.
Let's go to Govntucker.
Jake.
What the fuck do you hear, Kate?
It's over here.
No, Kate, no.
We're not suspicious.
She said there's something suspicious going on over here.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Do you like Rosie's shirt? Yeah! Nice!
Leave a little money here.
I mean she's handing out more shots, I mean.
It's too, too.
Oh
What is this wait, we can do karaoke in here
Oh, you can put the microphone down
No, no, you guys want me to sit, right?
Wait, is there a speaker in here?
Justice!
You know the lyrics?
Wow.
The night I was...
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Pause the music, pause the music.
Oh, what the fuck is this shot?
That's a normal shot!
That's a normal shot!
No!
That is a normal shot!
That is two shots, bitch!
That's not two shots.
Are you fucking...
Hello?
That's a normal shot.
I'm not gonna lie.
Let me see yours.
Bitch.
Fuck you.
Wait for yourself.
What?
You gave me!
I'm interested right now.
Okay.
Rosie, this is your shot.
Alright.
Wait, can I have my phone?
What?
Wait, can I have my phone?
What?
I like how we're switching on.
What's happening?
Okay.
Where's your shot?
I'm busy.
I have to use the wind to answer.
Bonnie, congratulations on a successful...
A heavy shot, Nicole.
Cinco de Mayo party.
Let's go!
You said it was a normal shot.
Mine's heavy and yours.
Russell!
Russell!
Russell!
Russell!
Oh, my God, I'm so excited to see you guys.
I heard you're like too many shots deep.
No, I didn't hear like a number.
I heard too many.
Me, none of us have drank at all today.
And we haven't eaten anything.
Really?
Really?
Really?
Not a single thing at all.
I am, yep.
When I turn sideways, you can't see me.
I'm so skinny.
I haven't eaten in days.
How did you do that?
How did you do that?
You can't see that.
I'm just so skinny.
You know what I mean?
I haven't eaten in days.
I'm starving.
In days.
That's probably not good though.
That part's probably not good.
They're going to debate it on Twitter anyway.
So it is what it is.
You know what I mean?
What?
Why do you guys get drinks here?
Cheers!
What?
Cheers!
Jesus, look at that.
Cheers!
What?
There's three people here.
Where's the party?
We're not going to get a cheers with like 20,000 people.
What?
What?
What?
What?
thousand people fucking looking like what
holy shit I'm pissed
cause who's right the whole thing
Rosie you didn't even get to use her
you're on the clock
I am, yeah
the camera man's truck right here
I'm not yet
you're getting there
oh he needs another one then
you want the rest of this
I'm hurt
what the fuck
okay
no, do not take this
that is not for you Rosie
that is not for you
I'm not here
okay
no I'm hurt
it's been brought over alcohol
it's been brought over alcohol
I told you I don't drink a whole bottle.
I don't have no.
Me neither, Kate.
Yeah, but you already drank a whole bottle.
Did you have to kill him before coming here?
Yeah.
Why did you do that?
Bonnie! Bonnie! Bonnie!
Sit down!
Bonnie! Bonnie! Bonnie!
I actually didn't have any.
Yeah, and Emmy, look at us.
Do you think Bonnie would be in our eyes?
Do you think that me, Emmy, and Rosie
would dare take a shot without you in the house?
Would dare.
You took more than one
And remember I took a shot with you in your room
You know who cares
Right now like it means I've been in this world
How many shots did she have?
At least one.
No, she said two then.
She said two.
That was really good.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
That was really good.
Thanks, Rosie!
I didn't even work smoke like that.
You didn't either. You know what's funny?
I don't appreciate it.
I think you were drunk.
I didn't even smoke.
I've been here for the last two hours.
And then she made me blow up the moon.
She made me blow up the pool.
She made me blow up.
was drinking, drinking alcohol, like, yeah, I'm sweaty.
Oh, see, in a minute, you were drinking alcohol.
Yeah, I am, I am, I am drunk.
Can't hear this anymore.
All these drunk people everywhere!
I know.
It's Tuesday, guys, get it together!
It's Tuesday, right?
Right?
Yeah!
One big unbombing offer.
She said it's Tuesday.
I thought you saw my high five.
I'm talking Tuesday in the morning.
This is so much fun.
It's really nice.
Yeah, it's a little fun.
So this one?
This is disgusting.
I need to walk right now.
Yeah, I need to walk right now.
Fuckin' alcohol.
Wait, you're the one who won her a present?
Oh, this is awesome.
Wait, is it?
I don't know if it is a two player.
It is.
It is.
It's a two player.
How do you even do two players?
It's just a picture player here.
No, you go first, you go first.
This is constant.
One or two players.
Player one, ready.
Where's the volume?
You need a sound?
Read this message.
Oh, no, oh no.
You gotta go to the other side.
Oh, no, no, no!
Yes, yes, yes!
Go, go, go, go!
Okay, we'll be playing now.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, shit!
Oh!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, my god!
That's crazy!
I think she juked, I think she juked.
What?
I think she juked, I think she juked.
Oh, she was juking.
Oh, my god!
She's crazy!
Oh, my god!
Wait, Bonnie, you like it when you go to the set?
This is a great line.
This is a great line.
OK, oh, actually.
Oh, no!
Perfect, perfect.
Oh, my god.
Yes!
Yes!
No!
No, no, no!
No, it's OK.
I can't, I can't be going.
I can't report, no, no.
Guys!
Put it back.
This is the end.
All the good people.
Put it back.
They're like, really, really good.
What do you want?
Bonnie, that was insane.
That was insane.
Fucked up.
I'm dead.
Oh, I'm ready!
All right, set up your turn.
I knew that was a good one.
It lasted over a while.
You're first.
Okay.
Oh, huh.
Any stories? Good?
No, he's...
You got him good again?
Nice, nice, nice.
Oh, risky, risky, risky.
Okay, bait him a little bit, bait him a little bit.
Okay, go, go, go.
Alright.
Nice.
Nice.
You're gonna drop the game!
No!
Oh my god!
No!
You're distracting me.
Chat say hi to chat.
Who would have known that I was the gamer, but only if I'm drunk?
I guess I just have to get drunk.
This motherfucker is drunk.
You're fucking drunk.
Her eyes are just closed.
I hate, I'm sorry guys.
I'm sorry, sorry about that.
Why are you trying to hold me? I actually am sober.
I can see that, yeah.
Hold this.
This, look at this.
Okay, two.
Two.
Three.
Three.
You don't know the answer?
Answer?
I have a bad timeless one.
I have a bad timeless one.
Cheers.
Yeah.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Oh my god Bonnie, have you tried the guac?
You've already eaten it out there.
Yeah, you should try it.
Can I come with you?
Okay, I haven't tried it yet.
Yeah, I also haven't.
I don't want to move it, but it's good.
I barely tried it.
I also want to try it.
Is that boys?
Yep.
I need them right now.
Am I comfortable?
I barely got to try it, is it good?
You like it?
I barely got to eat it, so I don't know if it's good.
Yeah. I wouldn't have been eating it.
I brought more food, you guys want food?
Oh, no!
I'm going to eat it!
I'm going to eat it by the way.
I'm going to eat it by the way.
I'm going to eat it by the way.
I'm going to eat this?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Do a lot.
Yeah you made a ton.
Thank you.
Is that a good thing?
Thank you.
That's the one that Emily said she was not at her last meal.
She's wrong with my guava.
You should sell this.
Why?
At a Super Mercado.
No, if I sell it, I'm not gonna laugh me off the shelves.
Yeah, that's good.
Alright, that's what I'm doing.
So, this is what you guys heard earlier,
is me getting the whole party lit.
I got the whole party lit, everybody was taking shots,
it was fucking sick as fuck.
What did Senna do?
What did Emily do?
And what did Bonnie do?
I didn't want to take a shot at you, but I realized you could.
You should have a little punch in the face.
Do you even have those perms?
No, even.
I don't want to do that.
Wait, don't do that.
I'm just putting it at this.
Don't do that.
That's so mean.
Hey, stop.
I can't see if you do that.
Emmy?
Russell!
No, Emmy, I'm sorry.
Help! Help! Rosy! Rosy! Help! No!
No! No, wait! It's my room of heart!
I wanted to see you.
No, Amy!
Roger!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
Yeah, cuz I got my hair
I don't know what I'm doing.
Is there shots?
You don't get to do a handstand by the pool?
Yes! Yes!
Why not?
Are you scared? Are you busy?
I'm scared I won't fall.
I mean, here's the thing, like, if you could really do a handstand, you wouldn't be scared.
Yeah, you would do it by the pool, though.
Here's the thing, like, you wouldn't be scared.
Grabble, it's gonna hurt my head!
Never saw me before, you did it on concrete.
I did do it on concrete.
Bonnie, you are drunk.
Fish, did you show me the weather app?
Yeah, like, I'm like a really important person.
Bonnie, open up. It's the weather app. She's like this.
Everyone wants to talk to me right now.
Oh my god, wait a minute.
My messages are just blowing up right now.
What is this guy?
This is so much like...
Dude this guy is so, so hot
Dude it's raining this week!
Fuck yeah!
I can't wait!
Why are you laughing?
Okay, I'm not gonna lie to this
So what was this week? We're kinda fired
They were so nice!
I wish there was more!
Hot pot when it's raining!
Hot pot when it's raining!
I'm down, I'm down.
Do you remember that one that's in the grocery store?
No bitch.
We're gonna do it on stream.
Curry!
You just want me to make curry.
Please, I'll help.
I'll do the dishes.
The one that I made before?
I'll make it first.
So when the clouds reach all three altitudes,
like Billet, it's called a cumulon nimbus.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
You want a boy? We already know.
Hey!
Wait, I want to DJ, but I think that the office just got here.
You guys want to help me DJ?
Yeah, help you DJ.
But I can pull out my replay list from hell that we played in the Corvette on the way to camp.
You liked it! You took a bunch of songs from it.
Play Silver Scrapes right now.
That's where the fucking go up.
Oh my god, you're awesome.
Play Silver Scrapes.
Can I play Silver Scrapes?
Yes.
You'll see.
Can I play it?
Can I play it?
Where is it?
Is it right here?
Hold on, WDJ is set up.
Here anyway.
I'll be your back.
I'll make you beggin' to do that.
I got this.
Thank you!
What is that shit?
I think it's a watermelon candy.
You like it?
I don't want to steal it.
You actually see me not fine joking around with a bunch of other people.
Really?
I love being in the like, because I feel that.
Hey!
Yo!
Hold on a minute.
Alright, I was going to say that.
I said, I'm waiting to get the ox.
Do I explain?
Do you think I'm a party?
I'm going to play.
I'm waiting to get the horn so I can play with it for the party.
I'm going to play solo strings.
Hey, what solo strings?
It's like Leap of World for the song.
No, no, no.
I said I'm down like that.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
I just ended up in the middle of it.
You loved going to New York this year.
I was in Dallas.
Some of us were in Orlington, but I guess New York.
So we're going to do League World Tour.
I want to just...
You guys, do you want to be, uh, a, uh, a son? Do you care?
I'm listening to a son. People like a hundred guys.
Hi. Good to see you. Good to see you.
Full party, guys. Full party.
Wait, so the last time was at a full party?
Why is nobody getting in there?
I will. I'm down.
You can't see this part.
You can't see it.
I'm not drawing.
I'm not drawing.
I'm not drawing.
Yeah.
You guys are just dancing.
You know what I mean?
Hey wait, is it?
What's better, this?
Okay.
Oh, do you guys want to try again?
I think two.
Did Zekka's chat said that?
No.
Here, hit two again.
Okay.
Now it's good.
Yeah, that's more fun.
So I can go low.
I'm a rock climber.
I can go really low these days.
Yay!
So, nobody's in the pool?
I don't know.
Nobody's in the pool.
Oh, he goes straight up.
Wait up, you're your swimsuit?
People are definitely gonna swim.
If nobody wants to see the first swimsuit,
the bulls are gonna end up getting in there
and being in there a little bit.
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, that's kind of true.
I agree.
I have to have some room.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, it is.
I'm not allowed to act before I act.
I'm not really into this part anymore.
It's like, you're kind of like,
you're like, you better not wanna see this part.
I don't think I'm gonna be in here.
I don't know what this is called.
It's like a fairy tale.
I don't know what this is called.
Hey!
What's that on the wall?
Fish!
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know what the vibe's of.
Ah!
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
Oh my god.
I feel good.
Switching drive to ladies and gentlemen.
That's so embarrassing.
That's so embarrassing.
That's so embarrassing.
Did she try to push one of the other video balls?
Yeah, she did.
She's pedaled.
So I'm trying.
I'm doing it.
Oh, please.
Oh, please.
So hard.
I want to do that.
Give me that.
I
Know where I got you I wasn't gonna let you go like that. You know I mean
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The corn.
The corn, Ruby.
The corn, Ruby.
I'm gonna go in there.
Ow, I'm gonna go in there.
Go, go.
You got the power?
Yes.
Yes.
Look at that.
I don't like it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now, you can dance.
Yeah.
I'm gonna dance.
Dance.
I'm gonna dance.
I'm gonna dance.
Wait, here comes.
Dada!
Dada!
Dada!
Dada!
Let's do it!
Toyama!
Toyama!
Dude, cakes, babies!
Toyama!
I don't know what you asked for.
I don't know what I was expecting.
Okay, peace out.
Peace out.
Yay!
We'll try to get some DJ stuff in here.
Otherwise people aren't gonna dance.
That's what he said.
Ooh, good song.
Does this push it?
Yeah, it makes for nothing stills.
Yeah!
Oh, it's a loud one.
Melendez, got my guacamole, I'm good to go.
Oh, that was a nice coffee.
It's homemade.
I made it.
Do you like it?
It's delicious.
You know, Alliance is delicious.
I've never tried to get Melendez.
Oh, oh, you haven't tried it.
Okay.
It's not my best work.
I make way better guam.
It's very good.
It's guacamole.
I actually made better guam.
It's good.
Okay, okay.
Woo!
Woo!
Oh, yeah!
I'm gonna go see, go see, go see, go see.
More dm, my lady.
Thank you!
More dm!
Thank you!
Unfortunately, we need to unflip the pan.
Come on.
We're eating stuff out.
I wanna eat your DJing.
No, Bonnie's DJing.
Bonnie's DJing?
Bonnie's DJing?
She better be.
Oh
Jinksies turn it all the captain's are gonna be iron player, so she should join you should join you should join
somebody somebody type in chat or multiple people type gg
Hello, hello, hello.
Oh my god.
Hey, Chaya.
Hi, I'm here.
Hi, I'm here.
Oh, no.
Damn.
Wait, what's that?
Cyber God dancing?
Oh, they do the inside-outside arms.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
You want to talk about like the golf,
to your eyes?
Yeah, yeah, the one under the bridge.
I know exactly what she means.
I'm the Saint of the Mayo.
Saint of the Mayo.
The talk I was about to make earlier.
Saint of the Mayo, Darryl.
This is my Hispanic!
We raise her hand!
Hispanic!
Woo!
Yes!
Awesome, Gretel.
Yes, you're right!
What's the problem?
We raise your hand!
Come on, watch it.
Let's go see her
I need to go pee, but the problem is, his shots are right next to that girl.
So I don't want to wallow in here, man.
I'm going into agro range.
I'm going into agro range, yes, but I don't want to agro.
So I need Bonnie to not know that I'm there.
Okay, no worries.
What's he supposed to say?
I don't see right now.
Okay, I'm going to pee.
Just keep her distracted.
Good.
Okay!
I'm always doing like a couple of stuff like-
Oh, is it my job?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, okay.
No way!
What is he doing?
I'm just beating people!
No, no!
No, why is it beating people?!
Why is it beating people?!
What are you doing?!
What are you doing?
What did you do?
Here it is.
Buddy, don't guns.
Buddy, buddy, buddy.
Buddy, buddy, buddy.
Bonnie!
I'm just gonna set up the vision set.
Oh, my God.
I'm just gonna take a shot.
We will do that later!
You can't do that before the set!
I can't now!
I want you to do it during the set!
During the set!
During the set!
Rosie, you ruined everything!
Me?
That was you!
Now I've got an asshole!
Dude, she's just going to the bathroom. She'll be back!
Do you want to try?
You're gonna take a show with her?
Yeah, and he's gonna take a show with her on the party, and she spent so much money on
this.
Dude, I literally DJed and played Silver Springs.
That is true.
What did you do?
I made a block.
What did you do?
Yeah, what did you do, Rose?
All in the camera.
Barely.
Not good enough.
Nah.
I'm not good enough
Where's a god? I'm just going to be I was not
What can I do to make you know that I am not leaving?
You gotta say take a shot.
Rosie stop! How about you guys have a calm little...
Like just go together and...
Rosie I'm trying to fix what you create.
They're right here.
Fucking murder you.
I'm going because we can address you.
And ask for a hit man to come to your house
and pour bleach down your throat in your sleep.
That gets all fast, pull me.
That's what it turns you?
The Cinco de Mayo cards coming through. Watch out guys.
Watch out guys.
Why do we have the Cinco de Mayo cards?
Oh my god, look their ears.
Sector!
Sector!
Is it good?
One of your future.
I'm gonna kill myself, and your name will be at the top of the list.
The walk is really good sir, I promise you.
What a mercy.
The walk is the only one I like and it's the only one I find.
You know what that's like, why'd he give me a shot?
Wait, I'm gonna push it.
She didn't hear it.
Get it off me!
Oh my god, a car!
Look at it!
It's a rain car!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Stop!
oh they're alive
oh
thank you
yeah those are my roommate
those are my roommate
what the fuck
well now there's a shopping cart
right now
it is already red
I'm gonna get the camera right now.
Where's the right camera right now?
Are you really?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
They're saving my money.
What?
Did I get it in?
Oh shit.
It's in the deep end.
It's in the deep end, Alan.
Alan!
No, no, no.
You haven't told them.
She did that to us.
Let me know, get it.
Come on. Come on, chat.
No, no, no, no.
That's my, Bonnie, you shut up.
What do you mean that's mine?
You said mine could be you.
Shut up.
I don't like that look.
I really don't like that look.
Josh!
Yeah.
What happened to you, Kev?
probably got me to take a shot.
Bitch.
Now what?
No!
Get! No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
That's what you get.
That's what you get.
Oh, sweet...
Ah, yeah, keep it for that kid.
Will they let me take a shot?
Will they let me take a shot?
Will they bitch out for another hour?
We'll see them in the next episode.
I'll find me a stick of...
You
They're still trying to get the shopping cart.
They're trying to do it again.
Right?
They're trying to do it again.
I know.
What are you asking?
What are you asking?
I'm not asking.
I'm not asking.
I'm not asking.
I'm not asking.
I'm not asking.
Okay, and you're not asking?
No, I'm not asking.
No, I'm not asking.
Okay, she said it is one more shot you all have to take and then you're done.
Okay, fine.
I'll take over.
I'll take over.
No.
Yeah, I am like...
Alright.
Rosie, you're already gonna take over.
Yeah, it doesn't matter what tequila is fine, right Chad?
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
You're mixing?
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
As a veteran, I can tell you, I wouldn't put any at fucking stake. No, you're good.
It's when you mix dairy and alcohol, it matters.
Yeah, it's fine.
I don't stick what tequila is, do you say?
I don't stick.
I know.
That was not a bad shot.
Stop doing drugs, guys. Please.
Please, don't.
Bring up the heroin.
Oh, I have that. That's not drugs.
We call it Ohio silver.
What are you sure?
Yeah, you can get your butt
Get out of my fucking face!
Get out of my fucking face!
Wait, where did he want one?
Yeah
Yeah, with a big smile on his face.
You know what I mean?
Here brother, he wants one.
He's so happy in the name.
He's in his domain.
Yeah, I'm done.
That's so much!
What the fuck?
He's Australian!
That doesn't matter!
He's Australian?
What the fuck?
I want to kill him!
No, we're the...
Can I see?
Can I see that?
Look at mine versus yours.
Uh, yeah.
I don't know though. Are these potatoes?
Do not drink all that, and if you do, are you pooping or are you pooping bad for my place?
I'm just leaving the guest room.
That way you don't get people at home and leave your car.
I can help you.
Oh, you're going to die.
You say he's not even tipsy.
What the hell was that?
I'm good, I'm going.
What?
I saw that.
What?
Have you been on a boat there?
Happy single demire.
Happy single demire?
You always want to get the fuck out of the way.
If you want me to, I guess I can fucking rally the sheep.
I'm actually going to get the fuck out of the way.
Are you serious?
Yeah, we should have a group shot.
He said he's so hot.
Are you good?
How you doing?
How you doing, bruh?
Yo, oh my, you got the pineapple?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I'm just, I know I smell good.
You smell good, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've done this all along.
Oh, yeah, nah.
Yeah, yeah.
Who met the, uh, the dip, bro?
The guacamole?
All right, that was me.
Dude, it's fire.
Sorry, it's so good.
It's so good.
It's on fire like that.
I ain't got one on my own, yeah.
Fire.
Oh, cool.
Anyway, yeah.
Awesome.
Yeah.
What?
Yeah, put it up.
Put it up.
This is off.
This is like, um, so much shit.
I'm gonna blast.
Oh my god, everybody is so scared.
Alright, what is this?
Don't do that!
Where's the vodka? Hello?
Vodka? Vodka? Vodka?
Why are you jewelry?
Is there vodka? Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Did you get a chaser?
I didn't run out of paint.
We're going to get Rosie a shot, right?
We're going to get Rosie a shot. What do you want?
What do you want?
Oh, thank you.
Makka? Tequila? What is that?
I don't know.
What the fuck did you get this year?
Okay, ooh.
Okay. Let's Makka.
Alright.
Cheers!
Cheers!
Cheers!
Cheers!
Cheers!
Oh, you're a chaser, wait.
Guys?
What's this?
What the fuck was that?
That was his vodka.
That was a sort of vodka I hadn't had in a long time.
That wasn't tea, I was fine.
That wasn't tea, I mean.
I'm sorry, Dad.
I don't think this is happening.
I supposed to have this card!
That's card tea!
There's nothing!
Rosie, look how it's gone. Almost.
Rosie, look at the rest of it.
Okay.
Rosie, Rosie, Rosie came over and ate it all just now, Rosie.
What the fuck are you saying?
Are you serious? I gotta go!
Why did you eat this all?
No, it wasn't me, bro.
No, no, no, I haven't done it. I'm with it. Yeah, it's really got a little bit
Jack's years
I hate that bucket I'm seeing it I'm seeing it
I'm not gonna throw up.
I'm never gonna try it.
I'm not gonna throw up.
I'm good.
You like that?
Funny, what was that shot you made?
The Abyssin?
It's fine, have you tried the water bowl?
I did, it was phenomenal.
Really? Okay. I haven't tried it yet.
Oh my God, I haven't tried it yet.
I gotta try it, first time.
I can try it.
Come on.
You know what, it's actually very difficult to get out of these chairs.
Are you having fun?
Yeah, I'm glad you guys are here.
That's good, that's what matters.
You guys were here when Gatsby did it.
What does that mean?
Gatsby.
Oh, if you were to be at your own party?
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's do this.
Hey, did you guys ever been to Mexico?
Oh
Have you never DJed?
I've never been on a broken...
Oh my God!
My brain!
What are you going to do?
What is he doing up there?
Spare charger?
I'm gonna put it down here.
Spare charger?
Spare charger?
There you go.
You're good.
Yes.
Put your hands in there please.
It's bad.
It's bad.
Yay!
Another one!
Yes, there's...
So we're just being popular.
you
you
you
you
you
You
It's gonna be my favorite song I'm gonna make a big deal of.
How do I get that right?
How do I get that right?
This is funny.
I'm lying here, that's the míg requests.
I know that's what it is.
Hey, now do you want me to call me?
I swear that, yeah, I'm gonna call you.
I don't wanna hurt you.
me and Emmy are gonna raid in to Bonnie so if you want to see the rest of the party
you should watch Bonnie and she's gonna be de-draying and getting everything set up so
you can go do that and we'll see you guys when we see you.
I'll be live tomorrow. Bye bye. Bye guys.
Banana!
Banana!
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you
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