Emiru
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05-06-2026 · 7h 19m
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I don't want to talk, if it makes you feel safe,
And I understand
You've come to shake my hand
I apologize
If it makes you feel bad
Seeing you so tense
No circumstance
But you see, the winner takes it all
I saw the reflection in your face
I saw the beauty in your face
I saw the beauty in your face
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I'm not losing out that much, I wish I could have just been, I don't know what to say
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hi guys!
Hello, hello, hello.
How is everybody today?
Cause you really my dearest child
You really my dearest child
Yo hello
Trey thanks for 21 months
Nikolai, Cocoa Colaker, thank you
Oh thank you for the 5 gift subs
Thank you
Amrivera 16 months
Shaolin month, thank you for the bits
Lucia, Dracarys, Saber
Baron von Blackheart
Maxlis, Macy, thank you guys
for those subs and stuff
Hi guys!
I'm going to do a cosplay today, it should be pretty fun.
How was Cinco de Mayo?
It was fun!
It was nice seeing people.
I didn't know a lot of the people there but they were all very nice.
I hung out a little bit after I ended my stream then.
I went home and practiced a tiny bit with my team for AT&T.
That's pretty chill.
Pretty chill.
The Sheep ACL.
Uh, XR?
Thank you guys for the resubs.
Alright, I have my new total to crossplay.
I've been showing up in- no, I make a mistake.
Caughts gonna be peak, oh my lord.
I mean honestly, the practice wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
I was getting kills and stuff against pre-experienced players in the lobby, but I mean it's still
gonna be rough.
I mean even if I practice like 20 hours, like I'm not gonna catch up to those people,
I practiced like I think five hours total this week, so
Better than nothing and some people show up with no practice at all
Sculptors dropping a nuke. Oh, yeah, I don't I don't know how good a
Adapted compared to some of the other people
Attorney I
Don't know if you can carry us, but honestly myth is really good, too
So we will see.
Hello guys!
I am going to do the cosplay today so
it will be fun. Hi! Good morning!
I got... where are they? Hold on.
A fric-grim to- oh.
Was playing some tunes to the intro while listening to the music on my guitar rock out.
Yeah, that's very cool back away too close. What this is how close I normally am
There is that better I can't be to be here right now the high fire rest man. Thank you for the tier two
Thank you. Who runs in a fight bug for a while Mickey Mouse
Oh my god, Kuma Kirby, thank you for the 20 gift. Thank you and code. Thanks for three years
I feel like Bugs Bunny would when he's on the stage of the Nazco farther away.
Okay.
Bye bye!
Bye bye!
Yeah!
Come on!
Also, you can't just sit up all over there.
Thanks, we can't see him.
Celebrate him.
Not speaking at all.
Music
Celebrate
I'm just going to get into a scary cosplay,
I'm just playing Witcher,
and then play my PvP Swap,
and then I have a bunch of tournaments.
Oh my gosh, no, actually, you'll fall for the thing for the three months.
Uh, tomorrow before AT&T,
I'm supposed to be doing a gawth stream with, um,
Zoil and Sina,
so I don't know.
Uh, that'll be before the tournament's at 6PM my time,
So she's playing one, but that shouldn't be a problem.
Yeah, we're...
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Give me my chair back
Something is on stream. It's just like that. Well, give me my fucking chair back or I'm gonna sit on you
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Squished her she is flat like a pancake now. No, she's jumped out
I do not do that clipper 101 thanks for three months
I'm going to do
My contact lenses first I guess
I knew that at all.
Ewww!
What is he doing, bro?
He's literally lounging.
These are my contacts, they're so fucking bright green.
Oh my gosh.
He's washing, he's crusty as hell!
Oh my goodness.
Well the best part of the party yesterday was when me and Sina got there and we were just
laying on the floor, hiding, eating guacamole.
It was amazing.
The guacamole tasted so good.
It was so awesome.
So freaking awesome.
Yeah, we literally ate half of it by ourselves, but I feel no regret and no remorse.
And I would do that shit again.
Oh my god, what the heck?
Kyrie, thank you for the 50 gifted, holy moly.
Thank you, Kyrie.
Thank you, that's so kind.
Oh my god.
I'm half blind right now.
I have a contact out.
Hold on one second.
Oh.
down one second but when they're both in it looks really cool look they're they're
super bright and I noticed that Siri has super super bright eyes I feel like a
cool once I have the black eyeliner on and stuff. The other super bright! I have some
other green ones too though they end up looking too bright but I think that's
gonna look cool.
Very cool. Yeah thank you, thank you Kyrie. Thank you so much. I was out of
frame doing it. Okay well with just like one I look like the Terminator or
or something. It's kinda scary, what the heck.
Alright, neither do you want a socialist thing. I'll get up when you get up. Oh, me and Senna?
I mean, it's kinda hard to actually socialize. It's hard to actually socialize with a camera there.
I was like, okay, I know I'm a streamer and we're obnoxious,
But I feel bad going up to people and just having the camera shoved in their face, you know?
So I just let people above them.
Hi, Linkfrog. Thanks for the nine months.
Oh, I didn't even know. Sorry.
And Sims, thanks for the five months.
I'm just not naturally an outgoing person, I don't know.
But I talked to people after I turned the camera off, you know?
So, yeah.
I don't know. I'm just...
Even though I think I first started doing IRLs like four years ago or something, right?
But I still never got used to going up and talking to random people.
I always feel like such a jackass.
Oh my god, I'm bothering up.
I don't have that dog in me, you know.
It's like a power to me when there's streamers who can just go up and talk to anyone.
Like, wow, that's so amazing.
Such a such incredible skill beautiful homophobia in her eyes
My homo homophobic eyes wowy, thank you much appreciated
I will be able to see everything will be green.
I also bought um, oh my god it's starting to stow in my eye.
I also bought Scar Makeup.
There's a big ol' Scar- oh my god, it's stabbing me.
She's got a big ol' Scar down her face.
Dude, I've been cosplaying for like 10 years and I still suck at doing content.
I'm crying, I'm crying, tree hug, thank you, welcome back, I'm crying, oh god, but they
look cool, right?
I think it looks a little too cartoony right now, but I think it'll get better once I
have the makeup on and stuff. I think it's a trust the process thing. I don't know.
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I have like 25 different colors yes my my connection I like to hoard things like
a little squirrel
I cannot control myself I'm trying to do a lot of crazy contouring stuff
Yes, very scary eyes.
I'm jealous. There's a lot of red bull flavors that just aren't available where I live.
Oh yes, some of them I bought on eBay.
Like I shipped some flavors from Europe and Japan.
Very tasty.
Your playlists are roller coaster of emotions, bro.
I have so many songs I've collected over the years on my stream playlist.
Bro, I got more red stuff on my face. What is this?
I'm just randomly bleeding out of my face
Very scary
It's still always the same songs over again because I stream so often I have 500 songs on my playlist
I could play my own DJ-ME clubbangs playlists, perhaps.
I look quite cracked out, but trust the process.
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Yes, this is a classic
More black
Oh my god, I just broke my eyeliner.
I'm Chantris Arora, thank you for the five gifteds, thank you so much.
Thank you Arora, thank you so kind.
Don't worry, we won't tell Lopan about you.
Low pan, what's low pan?
Oh!
Well sure, okay.
Thank you.
Beepo, thanks for growing on wants.
I feel like it needs even more, but I keep being like that can't be right!
Like it's insane. I think I got to put eyeliner on the top too.
That's the most eyeliner I've ever worn in my whole life.
Oh my goodness. Yo, Moon Lu Buu, thanks for setting up the set once.
Okay, I feel like it is slowly looking better. This needs to be cleaned up, but...
It's at least getting the right darkness and shape and stuff.
I need to blend it. I don't even know how though cause like, this power is really offensive
if you want it like this.
Lopan was the bad guy in Big Trouble in Little China. He wanted to marry and sacrifice a
green eyed girl for immortality.
Wait, why did I think that was like a witcher thing? Lopan was the bad guy in Big Trouble
I want to marry and sacrifice a green-eyed girl for immortality. What the heck?
Crazy lord drop
Yeah, I would have never gotten that reference about the explanation
Travis, thanks for nine months
He sounds like a crazy guy
So green-eyed girls give immortality, huh my cousin has green eyes I
I should hide her it's coming together a little bit better now I just really
underestimate how much black she wears on her eyes JJ play six for six months in
Travis, thanks for nine months.
So much
Some charcoal, right? I mean she probably does just straight up rubbed charcoal on her eyes like I
Don't think they were making
black-eyed shadow back then
In that time period
Close so I might just do more the rest of the face then come back to the eyes
I'm new I lost a lashes to
Well, I look crazy.
Crazy.
I'm changing through.
Here's my weave.
Yeah.
I think it would look nice.
Crazy
Even I'm getting a little sick of them.
But it's hard to find them.
I mean, I already have so many songs.
It's just when you're streamed.
It's like you need a billion songs to not have it looped.
Shame 10 songs.
I used to do song requests when I'd play games,
But people just always request like those Minecraft covers of songs over and over and over and over and over again.
See you, Wing. Thanks for the six months.
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Cut down on some reason she needs to lock look up to fight
What happens to buy cosplay with sinner and bombing well eyeshadow does not work like sunglasses
The eye shadow does not protect your eyes from the sun.
I'm doing goth stuff with Sinon's Royal Tomorrow.
Yeah, that will not protect your eyes.
Why not?
I don't know. Have you tried asking it?
I just paged it. It's like...
Like, actual eyeball.
Lighting with those cash, yeah the lighting in the photo is very harsh, but I kind of like that for
why I do make up like this.
Zaris, thanks for 7 months.
Oh gosh, fuck.
Yeah, do not put eyeshadow on your eyeballs.
Do not put eyeshadow on your eyeballs.
That's me.
And every time I hear birds chirping outside my room I think about those baby birds and how they just vanished from the nest.
Conveniently at the time that the camera was down.
It was not me. It was not me.
I did not eat them dude! I did not eat them! I did not eat them!
Well, I mean I eat chicken.
I eat chicken but it's hard to know.
Oh shit, adding color to the face is helping a lot.
Yeah, you can see the scar outline now, but I'm going to do it after the other makeups.
I don't have to like put blush and stuff on top of it cuz that's gonna fuck it up
But I had to put down the uh, scarring first at least you smell me
I feel like I need more eyeshadow am I crazy
like on the bottom maybe it's just so scary to do cuz it's like hard to undo
Now I just look really sleepy but she does have bags so that's fine.
sleepy it's more like I keep looking at I'm like it's not dark enough but I feel
like I've put so much
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Bro, it's that so much.
Oh, let me spray my face.
Oh, I feel so dry.
So much powder.
Okay, um, more shading.
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Look I look crazy
This is definitely like camera makeup. I feel like in real actually looks okay in real life. I
Think I'm a little scary though
Okay, uh, you'll think this rapper with looky thing for the crime.
I think she's supposed to look a bit scary.
The eyes are so crazy.
I actually, I kind of like it though.
They're kind of cool.
Like, I don't think I would do it normally, but they're kind of cool.
My eyes are huge like
Our eyes are gonna jinx too
Cool McCurby, thanks for 38 months. Thank you
Remind me your hard work doesn't go unnoticed we appreciate the hard work you put into screen slash content
Also the $100 wire transfer went through smile those paid paid chatter
Thank you, Kuma Kirby. Thank you, it's so nice. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Who else wants a hundred dollars?
Let's start doing the fruckles maybe and I'll decide if I need to add more
more shadows and stuff
where's my purple?
someone died, thanks for 9 months
i don't even have a shit about money, i live in the woods, come see me, auga
dude, you even got 7 TV when you live in the woods?
aww shit
She's got freckles everywhere, but mostly on her nose.
She's got tons of freckles.
I'm actually really bad at doing freckles. I have to do them super slow or I end up looking crazy.
I'll fuck up my face.
I feel like I'm gonna get out of the trap.
I feel kind of seary right now, guys.
Dude, I told multiple people I was doing a seary cosplay of Saturday,
and they all gave me weird looks at first.
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But it is coming together.
I would say, yeah, with the wig it should be good too.
I need a style of the wig too, but you can see with the wig color, it'll be pretty okay
I think.
Are you okay?
Yeah, the vision.
Trust the process bro.
It was looking horrible when I first started the eyeshadow look eww dude.
I look like a like a raccoon not a cute one
Darker lips, I don't think I need darker lips. I
Feel like her lips are kind of natural. It's like she's wearing some like lip balm or something. I don't know
Oh. Darker? Really? Oh my god.
I think I used this.
I have a thought, it's just a little darker when it looks kind of natural still.
There's my flip-off.
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Think it's a little too orange
Oh, I know it's just so fucking itchy or god oh my fucking god I feel like I just scratched my full nose, but I can't
Ah!
Uh, some firelight.
Is that in her eye part?
She's popping now!
Uh...
I like the scar, like the scar is not that good, but it looks better than I expected it
was going to look.
You can kind of see the scar-like branch off of it, it's fine.
Alright, the rest of the blood now.
Oh my god.
I got these sauce blood, yay!
Her kind of curves, I think that my face is a different shape.
So, it's not gonna look the same if that's what I'm saying.
I got my Roblox head.
It looks like I just got my face sliced open. It doesn't look like a scar.
Maybe once the paint dries it'll look a little bit more like an
old scar.
I mean I'd rather have it like this than draw it on I guess. I don't know. It's too red. Yeah.
Okay.
I'm gonna try to make my face look more narrow and chiseled quicker.
God, does it remind me- oh wait, fuck, I can't do it on this side because of the scar.
Whoopsie.
I should have waited longer to do the scar.
Oops!
Oh well.
I just make the hair come to that side of the thing.
No problem.
Stealthy Ninja.
Thanks for the seven months.
Hi, Admiral.
Hello.
I feel like if I add too much shading, I'm just going to look like a zombie.
So I might not do more.
I don't want to look like a zombie.
HELLO!
I feel like I look like a zombie.
Maybe I shouldn't put as much contour on my face.
I think it looks scary.
I like it a lot.
Yeah, I like it better without the contour.
Okay, I'm going to go bald now and then do the wig.
And then maybe I'll add more.
Oh, maybe I should put the outfit on now, too.
I don't know.
Oh, Johnny!
Thank you for the 20!
Thanks, Johnny!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I appreciate it very much.
Thanks, Johnny!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I just need a...
I don't know.
I like it at some angles.
I feel like I look like a zombie.
This is fine.
Thanks, Johnny!
Let me raise the sun more.
I'm going to go change.
I feel like this outfit's gonna be too big though, I'm kinda worried.
But uh...
I'll show you, we'll see.
I look so...
Me with wide eyes is just scary.
Monka.
I mean, these, I feel like these do, but the color is like hers.
Okay, I'm going to go put on the outfit.
Okay, be right back.
Okay, have fun while I'm gone, I suppose.
Okay, have fun while I'm gone, I suppose.
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Like it is backwards fuck hold on after I go back
It's all weird yeah, there's like a cord set
Does that do and I will watch you, too?
You and I will watch you, too.
Without you inside, too.
It's not a kid or an adolescent.
That's you and I will watch you, too.
I'll watch you, too.
Without you inside.
There we go.
okay now this is correct just have to try to do the the wig and stuff and I
can't really crook it again
hello straight
I'm just always getting crooked, bro!
Come out sucks!
Okay, there we go.
That looks straight now, I think.
Good enough.
Whispers, thanks for 19 months!
Hello, how much trailer? Wow, so far away.
I have to go bald.
I have to be careful not to rub my scar off too.
Or cut rather.
It's not really a scar.
So bald, oh my god.
So bald, okay.
So I'm reusing a wig for this.
I was like, I don't really buy a new wig for this.
I already have wigs of the perfect color.
So I don't know if I'm going to have to cut this or not.
We will see.
Yeah, Otacon, thanks for 15 months.
All this picture of natural skin in here.
Oh
That's the way they're going to need some work the next thing's for 41 months
And...
Need hair for the front.
I'm trying to look at pictures of her hair.
Nave Gamer, thank you for the 5! Thank you so much!
Smacks, thanks for 28 months.
Okay, I'm gonna have to cut a lot, that is for sure.
Send list, thanks for six months.
Okay, I'm just gonna clip this up for now, cause I'm lazy.
Don't worry about all that later.
Okay, now we've cutting.
Oh fuck, my scissors, fuck it.
Is it looking a little bit more like Siri yet?
I like I think so
Okay, every time, sometimes when I look at the contour I like it, every time I'm like,
It's so dark.
I don't know.
It's fine.
Bro, I just touched the scar, did not move.
It's actually dried.
What the heck?
That was fast.
Yeah, it's permanent!
I've got a free free face scar.
Siri play la la la from Witcher 3.
Oh my god, how many is that, what the heck, oh should I have closed it?
I suck so bad to wear clothes chat DL great even thank you for the 50 gifted sums. Thank you
Thanks, great even
Bro, I fucking suck my hand I coordination is going. Thank you great even
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
I need more work still thanks great even thank you thank you thank you going as if you had
any before bro what do you mean my hand I coordination was always just fine is a bunch
haters for no reason. What did I ever do to y'all hmm? Hmm? Hmm?
stream, my bad, the ultimate crime.
Okay, um...
You let CineBlock the TV.
Okay, well she was torturing her own chat, that had nothing to do with me.
I would never do that to you guys.
Never ever.
I'm looking at another picture of Siri, kind of, who's this part?
I think any of my hair is straightener.
My pants are just covered in little white shards of hair.
You can't see them.
Oh these pants are so uncomfortable. Why would you choose to wear these?
I can't really do like the
Hmm
Add some shadows on your wig. I wonder if I could do that. I've seen people do that. It actually might look good
Because she does have like shaded hair
Ooh, so fancy!
I mean, this would take forever, but I could at least do it so, like, the part straight
would see, you can see it.
Ooh, so fancy!
Yeah, I didn't get to get, like, the darker hairline.
Ooh, so fancy.
Yeah, because I was like, oh my god, the white hair just looks like a white blob with everything
else.
Crazy, like a fox, thanks for the four months.
Time for some Gwent and pepperoni's emerald clap.
Gwent and pepperoni's?
Now I want pizza, what the heck.
Honestly, that series proceeds to play League of Legends. Who said I was playing League of Legends today?
That was not on the docket.
I probably should play some Cod today though, because the turning is too long.
I already feel like I'm like pretty much as good as I'm gonna get like I did like
Loadouts and stuff. I practiced the maps. I know how to game those one time block
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I'm pretty sure that I kept it but I have to go check.
Oh, okay, so this is kind of like a lazy bun because I don't really know how to do buns.
Well, I thought it looked so okay from the front and like stream angles.
I don't really care because I'm not going to a con or anything.
me out. Oh, hold on. Macbro, thanks for 21's.
Well my real hair is trying to escape so bad. Get back in there. Get back in there!
Oh my god. It's trying to escape so bad it's like dragging the wig back.
Kodarax, thank you for the prime.
Oh my god, bro.
I can feel my real hair like trying to explode out of this wig.
I had pinned it.
I have too much real hair.
He wants to be free.
Warp ends.
I look crazy.
Nothing new.
Nothing new.
Nothing new?
Okay, well how about crazy- I broke one of my nails, it's bleeding.
Oh no, I hope that doesn't like explode off and spray blood everywhere.
Oh no, it's got like a crack in the middle of the nail, or if it pops off, I think
Take my skin under the nails, gonna be exposed.
Where's my nail clipper?
I have to cut the long part off,
so hopefully I don't have a terrible accident
in my finger, you know.
Here's my nail clipper.
Please, where is it?
I found one.
Oh my god, I'm scared.
Oh my god, no, oh my god.
Oh, it hurts.
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It just looks like insanely white on the camera like compared to my makeup, I guess yeah, I
don't know.
I would probably just eye shadow the whole hair but that would take forever, oh shi-
should I pop this up?
Bail, bail, bail, bail.
Any more forehead showing?
It's just a little, oh my god, my hair line.
There's a little wig that's meant to show the forehead.
I don't know.
Please, please, I need like an assistant to help me put on all these little pieces and
stuff.
Oh wait, I got it, okay, that is on, and she has- oh wait, I don't have her wolf necklace!
Oh the wolf necklace should be so sick.
I might have something kind of like that though.
Little bags and stuff.
Because I feel like I'm missing something
when she has her wolf necklace.
Yes, very unfortunate.
The medallion shows you're a witcher.
Well, I have her, but it's...
It's not the same but I have like this little like Nordic looking thing.
It's not the same.
It's not the same.
I think I need to glue some of this to my face, it's like the wig keeps popping out,
and it's weird.
Here's me, while I glue my wig to my head.
Oh my god, it's squaring out the back.
Well, I'm gonna go get a paper towel.
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Six hours per book.
Okay, so six hours and there's seven books.
Yeah, it's not that bad.
Oh my god, shut up!
You guys are so predictable bro after I said that was like they're gonna do the thing, aren't they?
Just let it die!
For fuck's sake.
Just let it die.
Please.
Okay.
Oh man, I don't like these plants.
They're like way too loose on me.
I think that hers are more fitting, okay? These are way too big on me.
These pants.
Let's pop them in.
That pants way too big.
Props to make them look better if those tire is okay.
It's a little bit loose and I've got to find who took my sword.
I don't know if I'm going to be able to get the sling to fit these.
I think it's made for guys, you see.
The Kindle version of book 1 is 346 pages.
Wait a while.
Alright, watch my sword.
Bye bye!
I think it's enough, okay?
Boy, I kinda wanna look up more of the hair over here.
Or I'm like still messing with the hair, but I can't get it how I want it to be.
Okay, okay, if I do it again though, I think maybe I wouldn't make them face make up those
parts.
I don't have the aura, that looks so hard.
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We have a hole!
Now I can wear my sword with me.
I can't believe they made this sword belt thing without women in mind.
Oh shit.
Yeah bro look how far.
This is where the next tightest belt thing is.
It's like literally a foot. They didn't have humans of my size in budge.
Now I can wear my sword. Yay!
Yay!
Now draw the sword.
Okay, well, you're a thing, like, I remember seeing the sword up, I don't like the way that
Link has his sword on Zelda.
You can't actually pull your arm out, you can't actually pull your arm out long enough
to draw it.
Yeah, but it looks cool!
So that's why they have them like that.
Yeah, you can't even do it.
Brick.
The hurdles are going on and on.
That's okay.
Oral loss, this is so sad.
Most of them have these gloves, but I am not wearing them while I game.
Where are the- bro, I can't- how am I supposed to use the controller with these?
They look like garden gloves?
I mean, kinda, but they do look like what she has in the game.
I gotcha now!
OH MY GOD!
SHY TOM9!
Thank you for the 50 gifts and thank you!
Unconceited 0, thank you for the 5.
you
you
you
you
you
But I think I know what everyone is on.
Tempered!
Thank you for the 10, thank you!
Thank you Tempered, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Wow, so many gifts.
Oh, is that the song?
Wow, thank you!
Uh, I'm checking my team chat.
Oh, apparently a dap still doesn't have internet, so he might not be able to practice with us.
Uh-oh.
Not too good.
Oh, I already said that me, Senna, and Zoila are gonna do the golf stream tomorrow, right?
I don't know what time yet.
I don't know what time yet. I asked what time he says uh yes that's enough, but
It'll be before
6 p.m. Because uh
I have my tournament so
you know
Who see me on my team is all adapt jake and bake myth and cake how to meet up for me
Incredible dedication. Well done. I'm a fire rescue guy
Y'all don't think I look too crazy
I might have got a little crazy with the with the shading
Yeah, Jake. I'm actually excited to be on Jake's team because I feel like he's always
like, sorry I distracted. He's always very consistent and tries very hard and I respect
that. Also, I didn't show you, after I did stream yesterday at Bonnie's party, Mary
She's like, hi, I mean, do you want to open some wild rift packs or rift bound not wild rift bound packs
I was like sure and in my very first pack. I pulled a
$300 card she showed me and this is like one of this is like the rarest or one of the rarest cards
But what I got a spirit blossom Ari
Yeah, my very first pack
Oh my god that's crazy and she said I could keep it. I was like oh my god you're so kind.
But she said she's getting one of her own so. She about to die.
Did you sleeve it? I'm keeping it in this right now but I have sleeves.
And an expert at finding the lost and the missing
Guided by Karim Tilly the witcher had a dream in it Siri and I the barred down deny
Geralt's now knew that to find Siri he would first need to find his dear friend
Thank you for the recap I
Must climb onto the roof. Oh my god, you're right. She does have one sort
I mean I don't have the right sword for her but it's at least something.
Nick, I see you're in slain.
Hello?
Should I order my food now?
Oh, I think I get to eat actually.
What would Siri eat though is the question?
Sex roadkill
Room on the top floor one with the balcony
And that's how I am one straight off the edge
There's a see what's inside
And now my dear Douda, I believe I'll try a different tune.
Fred and Baldi with this one.
You're fucking balmy, Junior!
Anyone tell you that?
No.
Moe's saying nice.
Wants to get in trouble.
Yo, a little epic thanks for your time.
Why do you usually buy your cosplays as well?
This one's from M.I.C. Costume.
I like to make new kinds of costumes.
But I also like a Doki Doki cosplay Uoho cosplay.
You're planning to introduce me to someone interesting.
What's it called?
It's called Roll Cosplay is good too.
There you are.
Good to meet you.
From the pre-made cheap ones.
I was waiting for you.
Look, she did the thing that I cannot do.
Where do you think you're at?
All Archie wants is a prize attack on up to five enemies.
The longer you hold the button, the greater the area will affect your attacks.
Each time Sturdy is in her special power, her energy declines.
Energy is restorative type of attack, but your regained access to serious special abilities
once your energy has increased the required level.
Holy.
Dude, I'm so too like high-key, cooler than you.
Ow.
Wait for me, Stranger!
Beat his ass!
He's more powerful, he's more experienced, he's a perfect father-daughter duo.
Easy to teach her to be the most powerful.
Get that fucking hole!
Excuse you.
I will kill all of you.
This is...
Just have hope for some patience.
I was trying to use her special ability, but I guess it's not as OP as I thought it was
just OP against horse and junior, but I guess he's a little bitch.
For some reason I thought I became invulnerable when it was going off, but, uh, you put this.
Where'd she go?
That's it, you're in for it!
Goodbye, head.
Dude, she did the thing!
How'd she do that?
How can there's her arm bend like that?
Oh, that's still getting hurt.
She's 5'7", so they're basically saying it's just my short midget arms.
I can't pull the sword out of the fucking scabbard.
Holy shit!
Oh my god!
Evan, thank you for the 100!
Thank you, Evan!
Oh my goodness.
Thank you Evan so much. I appreciate that
Thank you
What the fuck? I hate when it does that. Why does it have to glow with a white screen?
Holy flashback.
What happened to him?
I don't fucking know!
Pick vanished!
There one moment, gone the next!
It's called a flashback?
But this is literally like when I have a flashback!
I don't see blinding pure white!
What happened to the one?
Fuck if I know!
One of the boys got her in the back!
But she's alive, I swear it!
They hurt her!
got anything else to say I'll tell you all I know everything you hurt the woman
I'm looking for you tortured her friend she attacked me
have a right to be fair I hate this guy at mercy it's like the guy that I hate
the most so far you gotta die refuse to slay myself with your blood okay I know
I kill every NPC, but like fuck this guy. Oh my god, this guy sucks. He's so evil
I'll kill that boy. You got to die
I'm looking for this woman because she's like a daughter to me W dad
And that's why I just can't let this go
I can't even loot them, how useless.
That was still what you learned about do-do.
Bro, I can't loot this corpse, I feel too bad.
I don't, you know what, keep your dumpling.
I don't need it.
So I never found the key for downstairs.
I'm not supposed to find it.
There's a locked shit downstairs that I can't get to.
Maybe I'm not supposed to get there yet.
I don't know.
Perfect potato, thanks for 15 months.
Meregaze, Meregaze, and Meregaze.
Hello?
Oh, shit, a big jump.
Seems you've resolved your matters. It's time you return the favor.
Grannovid doesn't like to wait much, does he?
No, he does not. You'll come with us.
Meregaze!
The HMS Oxenford Tretagour wants the crown jewel of the Vedanean fleet.
Decommission now, though.
nice boat you'll need to leave your weapons if I'm to let you aboard follow
me
oh she responded with donations from noble women ladies from the most prominent
families gave up their jewelry a spur of the moment patriotic impulse you're a
homeless wanderer can't understand what it is to truly love one's country
You're just not a patriot for your holds.
You just don't get it.
All right, Abed.
There you are.
Need something from me, Your Majesty?
You've never been once a mince words.
Very well.
Find Philippa Isleheart. That's my wish.
I ordered her eyes gouged out once, but apparently her blindness troubles her not.
My hunters have detected Lady Isleheart hiding east of Oxenfert.
They have further established that she has magically sealed the entrance to her shelter.
Entering it will be difficult.
I believe you might succeed in doing so bring her to me alive
let me think about it be it is a more likely to succeed
so what she looking for here I suspect she wants to find her old friends we
convene the lodge perhaps she seeks revenge on me
Ro V, thank you for waiting for us.
I have to take this short walk.
Remember it takes a bit.
You wouldn't want Phillipa to escape again. You may go
Thanks King, we're out of bed
Well sword so cool
I love a 13 okay one more level
I don't really know what to do for my builds.
Oh wait, I can add stuff to the bottom now too.
Empty slot, okay what do I want?
Science.
Melt armor, there's a lot of Igneos so apparently weakens enemy armor.
Arge range increased by 1 yard.
Exploding shield, quench shield pushes upon its back when it breaks.
Both of those sound kind of nice, the fire one sounds interesting.
Great costume.
I always love to appreciate you giving to all of your audience.
Oh, great costume game.
Emma dancing, Emma dancing, Emma waving.
That's so nice.
Thanks, I read very nice.
Find a boat, head into the sea.
Okay, find a boat.
Should probably do okay level 16 the place of playing level 11
Contractor so to get better gear do I threw the witcher contracts, right?
But some of these are pretty low like level six. I could probably do them pretty quickly
What quest as well
What's your contract? Should I bother doing the level 6 on the level 13?
I do contract, uh, an elusive thief.
How the fuck do I get off this boat?
What are you off?
How do I get off the boat?
Help!
I'm trapped.
I'm not a good guy.
Fuck.
Excuse me?
Your arms.
Thanks.
I've never seen that steal in my life.
They must strike true, no?
It's a matter of the hand, not the steal it's holding.
See the treasure hunts and craft, which are here.
Got locked down.
uh treasure hunts
oh gear upgrade okay
Jesus this is a lot i love femboys 001 thank you for the five gifted thanks i love femboys
uh sherman james thanks for the four months four months is your number of months
Which are you ready
Normally when I work color contacts
It doesn't change my vision all right, but these ones the little eye ball people is so small
I can't like kind of see green a little bit up the edge of my vision or it's like it's just kind of like blurry
It's very weird
I don't usually have contacts like this
Walk oh wait you're right. I'm so fucking blind Jesus
I'm so sure he's working on that.
And uh, why touchy? Don't you gift it?
Probably touchy, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Oh shit. Thanksy touchy!
They say where they were headed.
Geralt! Good you've arrived!
Can't draw any meaning from this rabble's morning.
Perhaps I took some sass out of your lashes.
Well, spit it out with a gun.
To the village in the swamp, Lord.
Loss rolled with him, asking after a mother constant.
Loss.
We must go there at once, Geralt.
You're right.
I know I was starting to do another quest, but I didn't expect to meet the bearish.
We must walk to Krossen and have chassis crounced up and down.
The Crohn's! Oh, yeah, shit!
Oh, he's trying to get his wife back. Okay, I remember now, I remember now, I remember now.
There's so many different storylines going on, but there's the Crohn's house.
Alright, we're on the way.
Dude, I forgot about this shit. I was like, I was excited because I was like, oh, this is gonna be crazy drama.
More likely some mad owl branches might have been spitted at the blinds.
Largely animals need to stay with them.
Care for them as they can't use them.
I think I ordered my food before I started this.
Okay. Um...
If Siri were a girl in 2026, what would she eat?
Would she eat hot chip?
Um...
I don't know if I'm feeling the McDonald's.
She would eat Chinese Drowner Brain Chicken.
What about a succulent Chinese meal?
She would eat Cina's meal prep.
I wonder what has been happening to Cina's meal prep, because I am not touching it or
throwing it away.
I definitely don't think Bonnie is either.
But someone asked me doing something with it.
Right?
Hello Kitty.
Lotsa's here.
Hello!
Bread and meat.
Just maybe like a fucking sandwich.
Do y'all fuck with Panera?
Or is it overrated?
Hi, kitty.
Oh, there she goes.
Who?
Panera bread.
Panera, Panera sucks.
I like Panera.
I just feel like it's too expensive, because like, I'm pretty sure their soup and stuff
It's just frozen.
It's killed people?
Where Panera's killed people?
Oh my god.
I want someone to get back in cheese.
Costco wholesale.
Tumble 22.
What is this?
Chicken!
Southern chicken!
Boy, I'ma get a chicken sandwich.
A hot chicken sandwich. Yes.
Oh my gosh, and I'm gonna get...
I'ma get a large mac and cheese.
Yes.
And I'ma get this comeback sauce, Cezul and Mustard sauce, anything on everything.
They have pie!
I'm not making a pie.
Alright.
Chicken sandwich and mac and cheese, let's fucking go.
Let's see.
Me up the sub bowl?
Dude, I almost typed in a hundred a hundred forty thousand. Oh
My goodness
Yeah, we are four three six ain't for the crime
All right, let's go find these fucking crones and get get this guy's wife back that he he fucking
slap the shatter her I
I wonder if it's gonna let me be like give Gar- Gar- Garold the choice to be like, you know,
run away, leave- leave him.
Yeah, he don't deserve her at all.
He's a piece of shit.
Did I say it right this time? Garold?
Garold.
Thanks for four years!
Who ever you are.
What the hell are you doing here?
Yeah!
I've got no business trading about. Manage the run time, but who the hell knows what you'll find deep in me?
That's fair talking. Through you, Brody Bird.
Go play. Here, none of your life. All right boys, let's move on.
At last, Shadow's always given you a chance.
It was hard on you.
mhm mhm mhm
FUCKING SHIT
ROCKED OUT
STINGY
OH SHIT
I thought I was a drowder
oh my god
I'm not a tanky tanky
DOCK
BEAR AND YOU FOOL
KEEP CHARGED RIDIN' AND TOOK THE BALL
BUT THERE'S LAST
Is there anything else to see what happened to me?
What the hell?
Let him out of here!
What the heck? What the...
What the heck?
Please don't hurt my life that good fun!
I wish there's not too much hope to walk into that.
It's the next time you think you can give a little room to the goats.
I'll put up a video of you telling yourself.
Okay, now that wagon won't work
You should challenge the cronies to a round of went also get a saddlebag
The same thing is like
I thought it was going to drive you back.
Bro, is this so ungoable?
Is that so bad that I assume that people are telling the truth?
What?
How much did my father pay you?
Don't think you have anything to fear.
I brought you more friends with you.
How old are you?
Hmph. Won't need to protect you from me.
Oh no, here we are. Draw the time.
Oh shit, everyone's here at the same time!
You were one of the worst!
Oh, don't drag me into this. Oh good grief
Try to think of what outcomes like I don't think this is an important important answer
Stop arguing it's stupid need to find out yes, okay
I say unto you that I and payments can lead to not put one's down for
And who are you to ask so cruelly this is my commander and that should be of no concern to a drunken swine
Oh, you tell him bro
You stand with their kind
Yeah, you call them torture and I'm gonna be full. Thanks for a lot of nuts and I cannot a bit
Ooh, she just... Oh, 10!
Oh my god, the T is piping hot!
So can I play well with the crows?
I just want to make sure it sounded cool.
The ceiling does say gullible after all.
That's stupid.
Come on.
I think I'm that much of a dumbass.
Don't.
Woof.
Bro is hated.
He's so hated.
Scoundrel.
Get back.
Stupid kid.
I know, she faked and touched
Mother
I know you're not mine
No, you're not mine
Oh, she's lost her mind
Go on, with me
I made it too little
I'm not old, but just to see it's fair
No!
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Mother
Don't, don't, don't
This is your fault, Baron
This is actually your fault
Did she go crazy because of the Crohn's or is there some some other
Do you recognize me the Fed got her down
What's happened to her
The crows to a the kids
Something's coming. Get ready.
What was that?
Wolves? Arms?
It didn't sound like wolves.
Because it wasn't.
Get ready.
No salvation.
No escape.
You must see the truth.
Oh
What a real work of the world!
Oh my god! What the fuck?!
How does this happen?
I don't have more heals.
Oh no.
Okay, I can plunge up.
To me
Grounds are sensed us. They know we're close sent the beast for Anna
Damn witches. When will it end? Look what they've done to her. Are they not satisfied?
enough
I'm taking her away. She's my wife. She'll return home with me. You're welcome to come with us
Oh hell no
Oh shit
This cursed place now. He's just an operator
We can't where would you take her at this tight oxen first? It would mean our death
I know how to care for my mother. She's not a ragdoll to be ripped from hunt to hunt
Let her just get so she can decide
Decided anything just now a dog spell it must be help how much I beg you more stuff
I got to do
Before we do anything, we've got to get her out of here.
Crohn's know we've come for her.
Might send another monster, something worse than a fiend.
I'll not go anywhere until you tell me you can help her break the spell.
This is no dark spell, I'm afraid.
She just lost a man.
She's been through a lot.
Lost a child, was carried off by a fiend.
Lived in the Crohn's village, taking care of children who are now gone.
It's left its mark, as a wood on anyone.
So it's hopeless.
You can't help her.
She's to be like this.
I'm sorry.
I'm now a hermit.
A very wise man with a gift for healing.
Met him some time past.
Lives in the Blue Mountains.
I shall take her there.
I mean it's worth a try right? Like why not?
not. But, but... Should I give him a chance to take her? I mean, he, he did horrible things
to her. I mean, it's better than just letting her be like that forever, you know?
Might be worth a shot.
I shall go with you.
That's impossible, sadly.
Why?
You have duties. Duties deriving from your commitment to the Churches of the Church.
Emily was almost back together.
Once we finish our work in Vellum, we return to Oxenfort.
You said you'd save my mother.
And I kept my word.
Your father can care for her now.
He care?
You know him!
You know what he did to her!
He swears to be a changed man.
Forgot the power she she'd on?
Wait, you're right!
I did forget that part!
Oh my god!
I've lost those sins.
Dude, it's been so long since that quest line!
And you've been alive for new duties.
Oh my god, yeah, they both suck.
Fear not.
will be well that's what he said drink I will find the hermit I mean she is
herself again we will find you swear it I still don't want to give it give her
back to our guy that was beating her even if she cheated on him but I mean
It's just too too much trauma is too much sauce, and I'm I'm Geralt man. I gotta go find my friend dandelion
She's not perfect, but he's worse
Witchers were made to kill monsters it doesn't matter who posted the notice
The coin has to be right. That's all which is done today
Their conscience plays no part. They just get on with it, then pick up the coin pouch, toss to their feet, and set off on their way.
Folk don't expect witchers to save them from themselves.
Thank you, witch. Despite all.
May the Eternal Fire guide and protect you.
Farewell.
You were right to let your father do nothing more.
If she can't help, give me a learned surgery.
I can't wait to see them again and see what happens.
Maybe they'll have a happy ending, who knows?
Perhaps? I never know. Hey, tell Priscilla what you've learned about do-do. Okay, I should
do that. Oh wait, I was doing the fucking up. So many things are keeping sidetracked.
I was gonna do the Gryffin school gear. It's so hard to do it. Did you get the Baron
What card I did, yeah, I did beat him in Gwent.
I managed to do it.
Come on, Roots.
I can't wait for my fucking chicken sandwich oh my god that shit's got pickles on it too
and a large mac and cheese my greed knows no balance yes it is spicy although I did do
one of the lower levels of spice.
I've been here before.
I have been here, am I?
I'm supposed to find all the diagrams
for the Griffin School Witcher gear.
I thought that was just a small ledge.
No, I have to go all the way back!
No!
There's no way!
No!
Oh my god.
Oh man.
Why did this happen to me?
Oh my god.
Oh man.
Why did this happen to me?
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Why this happened to me? What did I do to deserve this?
Come on
Are you wouldn't even die from that fall maybe you're also a little old bitch
Oh, she's not like doing all this.
Oh, he's scared.
There we go.
I guess we're the Gritton School witcher gear, and then I have to craft it, right?
Oh, I haven't heard this music in so long.
Oh
Is this where I'm supposed to be?
Yeah, I think I am supposed to be.
Oh, shit, come on.
I do not have, like, torture clicked out of there.
Well, I'm gonna quit the torture solo and I don't remember.
of
of
I
Poison I'm poison I was
Why am I poisoned?
I'm gonna die.
I'm dead.
I messed up.
Ken, there's no way.
There's, well, this fucking gear, okay, I'll save right outside the cave this time.
I'm going to go and get the
good grower.
Okay.
Get off here.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay.
There we go.
Sorry.
Perfect.
Excuse you.
Okay.
Mutation!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
WHAT?
WHAT?
WHAT THE FUCK?!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
WHY THAT HAPPEN!
NO, I TAKE IT FOR TRANSITION!
THAT'S ANYONE WHO WANTED MY FUCKING DEALS BACK!
What the fuck was that Jesus
It's insane.
No more gas.
I don't see any more ghosts either.
They all teepee to the very floor.
Ah!
What the fuck was that?
It's because of my torch, the gas?
Whatever, dude.
Oh my god!
Come here!
Fight me!
Oh, it's a ghost!
Oh, it's a ghost.
Whoo-hoo!
Oh, he had some olives on him.
Actually, I think it was bloating.
Uh...
Oh, here we go!
Witcher George's Journal!
I don't know if that's actually what I need.
Rumors of a dragon, Racial Speeds of Valin.
Um...
Quest updated.
Okay, wait.
Okay, I found four diagrams.
I need two more.
Do I have to leave this area?
GameLion, thanks for 7 months.
Let me save.
As long as those things don't respawn back on me.
What?
Uh, quest...map.
Oh, fuck, I gotta go to other parts of the map now.
Holy shit, some of those are in weird corners.
Alright, well I'm done here at least.
Hmm something here. Where's that artifact can I give me?
Let's go back
Here? I will not jump off this cliff and kill myself.
What is that?
I got a wyvern egg.
Fuck it.
I
Need you for
A lot of shit
Okay, all the way up there, Jesus.
Okay, let's go here.
We're going to go on a trip now.
There we go.
A lot of go-to.
Thanks for one year.
Come on, horsey girl.
Thanks for one year.
Thanks for one year!
Come on, horsey girl!
Thanks a lot, girl!
We're fine.
I think Roach hates me, bro.
He must think I'm always trying to kill him.
What the fuck was that?
He must think I'm always trying to kill him.
for three months! Yay! Welcome back!
What the fuck was that?
Let me up, bro!
I haven't even read a tape before.
I want the body and the more things.
Oh, is this right here?
Hidden treasure!
Dude, this looks like some...
This looks like some Elden Ring Shed.
What is that?
Oh, that's one of those, uh...
Hey, why don't you knock down the bridge?
I mean, I can shoot.
When I die, if I drop down the water, I'm going to try it, it's not quite safe, you
I'm not safe right now.
Place of power.
You should be drawn from it.
In one ability point, yippee!
Let's see if I can climb up here.
Now, how do I get in here?
I see us.
I saw a fucking sign, but I don't know how to get around.
knowers. Can I get up to that window? Bro, I'm cool. I can't see shit. I feel like
Oh my fucking chickens here, let's go
Oh shit, there's routers
I see that it says I can use ARD on the bridge, but how do I even get close to it?
I don't know
I see a lot of monsters.
Oh, shit!
Do I just have to avoid the drowner?
Wait, maybe...
Looks like there's more down here.
I'm so scared.
Help me. Oh wait, I have to get dressed.
Oh.
But what is he doing? Dude, chill!
What are you, what are you doing, man?
Stop!
I can't run. I'm bugged or something. I can't look at the past.
Oh my god, dude. He wants to fight? Dude. Can I even fight them underwater?
The energy is crazy.
Dude, just open the chest, you're pissing me off!
Moldy Mango, thank you for the crime!
Dude, please just open the chest!
Please just open the chest
So that wasn't even what I needed
We're doing all that give me a crazy headache.
Sniff all toes, thanks for the five months.
Nice series cosplay.
Thank you.
I'm going to make sure there's no enemies here, then I'm going to go get my chicken
sandwich.
I'm going to go get my chicken sandwich.
I will be right back.
Icarus, thanks for six months.
There we are, it's just chicken time.
I have my chicken.
Yes, mac and cheese.
You
Look at it
I got it! It's so beautiful!
My chicken sandwich.
I've been waiting for you.
For what? Open my mouth, I can feel my scar stretching.
Holy shit, this is a good fucking chicken sandwich. What the hell?
Probably the best chicken sandwich I've ever had.
Very tasty.
Where are they from?
Um...
Topple 22.
Really, it's so juicy.
So good.
I found it!
Oh gosh, I lost.
That's not even the best thing I've found.
This is awesome, bro.
This is so good.
What the heck?
The best thing I've found is what I think I've had.
I said it.
I said I said it.
Mmm.
So fucking good.
I gotta try the mac and cheese.
I don't know what the mac and cheese, something crazy.
We should go there fresh one day, you'll die.
Wait, hold on, let me tab out.
I gotta get to see what he said.
We should go there fresh one day, you'll die from how good it is, bro.
Yes!
I was just thinking, I was like, wait, this is delivery too.
It's not even freshly made.
Josh jr. Thank you for the prime
I'm she's really good too
Not the best back if you have had but I give it like a
No, man, Torio, thanks for 60 minutes. Holy shit
Hope you're having a nice chill day to sit up
And I hope you're feeling okay. I heard you me and Bonnie heard you
I think you were sneezing in your room upstairs early on
I'm gonna say, oh okay, I hope you're backfilling butter.
I can elbow it again if you need.
Kozak, thank you for the prom, dude, thank god, what the hell?
Thank god, I gotta stay here.
Thank you Kozak for the two months.
Oh wait, I am fat, oh no.
I need to stop picking up everything that I find.
Just a little goblin.
Holy moly.
Helly.
I haven't found what I'm supposed to find here yet.
What more could I loot?
I'm so dumb.
My loot goblin brain!
I just picked up all the things that I've dropped.
So dumb.
Oh.
Well, plus 17.
Okay.
sword. Where'd the dragon go? I guess we're cool now. Okay, great, let me see. Now that
Oh, I've got the bridge down.
Where'd the dragon go?
I hear it.
Hello? Sir?
Well, how long are you going to make me wait?
Dude, when he wants to fight, he...
Can you... can you grab the ladder, man?
I know you want to fu- oh my fucking Mario.
There we go, okay, but still not what we need.
Dazh chewing my head off of going to the lighthouse, about the fire needing tending, the thing
is I don't give a plow in rats ass, rats arse frankly, what am I, some golem fit for Napa
climbing up there four times a day to drop off wooden poor oil?
What are you telling him there?
I still have not found the diagram that I need.
New sword?
Plus 13?
For my steel sword?
Dude, I'm getting bat upgrades.
What the heck?
Oh my god, there's no way.
I did not mean to roll.
I pressed A to loot the corpse, and he rolled off the edge.
Anyway.
Much love, but stop going off the towers.
Iron balls, McGwinty, thanks for the two months.
Why am I winding up the side of the ladder?
Do I have to kill the dragon to get the uh, the diagram?
There's nobody that can't find the dragon.
Here is no only contender for world law.
Hello, are we gonna fight?
Oh my god.
I mean, I had you need to kill him for the diagram.
Blue?
It wasn't when I leaped the corpse before, there was no prop for it.
Oh my god!
I mean, I had to need to kill him for the diagram.
Hello?
It wasn't when I looted the corpse before. There's no prop for it.
Oh, I'll try, I'll try, I'll try.
He's got boots and ore!
Oh my god!
Where's the diagram?
I think I eluded everything!
And Witcher sent out...Sanee eluded things.
And thank you for the unabamism.
No problem. I mean, yeah, we have three years on our chance.
Wait a second, after I've had to reload because I died, now those swords plus 8 instead of
plus 13.
I had a low roll.
The monster ate it.
Where'd he go?
I
Thought you did your natural hair. Yes, it is my real hair
Well, I keep I'm so fuck. I can't control myself when I see loot on the ground. I
Need to get that fucking horse saddle or whatever we're saying. Okay. Where's the Griffin?
Hey, man
Can we fight
Well, he's dead that's all that matters
All the way back where's Roche or say he can't get up these holes anyway
No, I don't I don't craft oils. I feel like I have no recipes for it. I
Don't use half the mechanics in this game, but that's me in like every game like this
He doesn't have the the diagram
I don't think I've gone up here.
Oh shit.
Crafting notes and diagrams.
Okay, there we go.
Now we are cooking.
Okay, sweet.
Okay, now we can move on to the next location.
One more diagram to go.
I would like to sell my stuff though.
What does this look like?
Ooh.
These boots are better.
These ones are even better.
Short bro, he looks so much better.
Okay, but after I get these diagrams, I can craft new armor and it'll probably look better.
So that's the goal.
Halfoo bro, thanks for 46 months.
Let's get the work out of here.
Last diagram.
Up here. I don't even have a TP that's close to that.
That's creepy over here.
those white armor shirts to craft what the fuck i don't like this area
like it one bit
what the hell
Well, it's the accidental cuisine.
There's a third option.
This is not my concern.
the third way out of this situation.
Oh, shit!
Woo!
I
Was this about
They came to rob me I refuse to betray what I keep my place. She's kind of a teenager from a firewood
Bought me inside and set fire to the thing probably counting on you being swayed
Though I doubt they would have let you live even if you don't
I've yet to thank you for your aid that get my calling lies concealed in a hollowed out stump behind the house
Take what you wish it's dangerous to possess too much of these times. Oh, thank you. They're well
She gave me money
Behind the mouth
There we go
20! 20 crowns is all I get!
I will not complain about helping a lady.
I just put me back on the main quest.
Oh my gosh! Oh thank you for the 20! Oh my god!
Oh, it's been gone crazy lately. Thank you, oh!
Thank you, that's so nice. Thank you, thank you, thank you. W-O, parts and chat for all of you.
More houses down here.
Hello? I'm the- I became the roof. Hello? Hello?
I think that I just can't ride the horse through that
All right, what is this?
This is where the
Oh my god, not a panic. Thanks for seven months. Thank you. This is where the last diagram is
Oh my god, no!
They saved me!
I have to jump off the walls again!
Let's freaking go!
I need a rest to refill my potion because I'm just going to respawn, right?
I can't heal.
We'll take a quick mac and cheese break.
Mmm.
I can't heal.
I can't heal.
We'll take a quick mac and cheese break.
Mmm.
Holy shit.
This is a good fucking chicken sandwich.
Oh, they didn't respond.
This is kind of a scary castle.
saddle. I'm fucking... I'm fucking weighed down again, man. I need to upgrade my
inventory so, so fucking bad. Don't let me forget after I finish this quest.
What is this?
Lea saan lam barn renda saal
Ele in det herraal
Epp kor en tæd tævea le gwen
Jath blath kee me darrion
Es geni elvierna me
Kee shant te kelem
Avien meni mis driskea
I don't know what the fuck that's supposed to say
Oh, Sirewood's here
What is that?
Boring friend, thanks for 9 months!
Gloria las Plagas!
Gloria las Plagas!
I
Do with the fog gifted so thank you
I'm not sure if I'm gonna bring my sword up or nothing.
Whatever it is I'm not targeting.
Dude, chill!
I have to die.
Woo!
Alright!
He must have been saved.
There's one more.
Woohoo!
Why is there a dragon symbol on the map here?
Oh, Harpy's got the...
Oh, it's a Harpy nest.
Monster Nests are destroying Monster Nests, you need a Grape Shot, Sam- Sam-Mum, or Dancing Star Bomb.
Facing Nests and Press A to blow it up. Do I have any of that? Apparently I do.
I've never encountered a Monster Nests before now.
So there's a ladder here, then there's doors going inside.
Oh, Diagram! There we go! That's what we're looking for!
Uh, not reading all that.
Which of your doges can fetch it?
Alright, uh, I've finished the Griffin gear quest stuff.
Now I think I just spilled it, right?
Andrea, thanks for 15 months.
And mere love and mere love.
Thank you.
I can't see anything else to do here.
Luthanast.
Oh, is this door always open?
RPA.
Oh, damn.
This is stuff.
We're good.
We're good.
My inventory, uh, window bust, treasure hunts.
I completed.
Now what?
Guys, do I go to a blacksmith or what?
Never get to do- oh, I need to buy the horse saddle or whatever I need to upgrade my inventory
capacity.
I have a bag upgrade.
Craft it.
On a blacksmith, right?
And let's um...
Why don't we go to...
Here I guess.
An invitation to the Memorial Derby.
This is a horse thing?
Take heed, one and all, citizens of the Free City of Novigrad and foreigners alike.
The vulnerable Vezelbud families the honor of inviting you to the annual Great Erasmus
Vezelbud Memorial Derby.
We revolve in those spectres and testers which are part of the races.
Oh shit.
It's just like Umo-Mu-Sume.
Oh, um, I'll just run.
Holy shit, there's so many things to do.
Um...
Rhinestone and the blocks.
Armor's table.
I- Armor's table's what I need, right?
Easy though.
Oh, here we go, blacksmith.
I
Hope I have one I need to bake this shit
Don't kill me a lady and me
Why is she like a sexy dancing?
What?
Um, Mr. Spanky, thanks for the one year.
Wow!
What the fuck was that?
It's like, please don't kill me.
She's like, sexy dancing.
I'm so...
What is wrong with the people here?
Oh?
Oh this place greetings Witcher it's nearby ready wait I'm trying to go the blacksmith
Need a minute very well, but hurry please oh
Wait this is the blacksmith
I'm here excellent. Shall we you have a quest
So should I find another blacksmith or like what's the best thing to do here just take his quest
Every huggy every way I'm spending come a hurt. Thanks for three months
The king of beggars man, his name is Timboy.
Well you know about him.
Not much.
He's easy to eye so trick carefully.
We need him far more than he needs us.
Sorry bro.
You were to come alone, Elf. Who's this?
A concerned friend.
Err, fine. Here's how we see things. The boss at Loggerhead's with Kleber. There's
gotta be a payoff. We've gone off her and it's not negotiable. Surprise us. A steady
supply of iron in exchange for 50% of your profits. What's negotiate? Give you 25. Who
are you to dictate anything to the king of beggars? 35's as low as we'll go. Are
Pepe laughing
Fine we'll take your offer, but how does we should you should go out now fuck up
Agreed
Feature doing business with you
I just don't want to live in another fight situation
situation too much to think it's all from your bloody mind this year's cleaver
stare into the air quick what law you'll make one thanks for the gift us
Why are we level 23?
Oh my fucking god.
Oh
More oh my god
Oh, I got a bow.
Oh, I got a bow.
No!
Dude, I was so close!
Why are they so high level?
What the heck?
How does one hit away, brother?
It's a high level quest?
Man I just want to use the fucking blacksmith man!
Use double stars!
I don't have to, oh my god, I don't have to use all of my weapons at night.
Okay, this is winnable. I almost won the first time.
You can block, by the way.
I'm just used to Dark Souls where like you just don't block, you just roll, like you just don't get hit, you know?
Ow, holy shit.
One more.
There's just- dude.
Dude, I just want to make my fucking armor set that I just ran across the whole map for.
I got stopped doing a level 23 quest
Oh, shit.
This guy makes weapons so doing this quest is good, but it's not an armor.
The war should have found its place, they may come.
Ferret, quickly!
Oh, I'm already here.
Wait, what happened to the shooting guy?
I guess it... there's some on up.
Maybe the game felt bad for me.
Are there gonna be more?
Right, sure are those a payoff for the end of this.
So, supplies. That's something we can count on.
Who'd you take me for?
Gave me word, didn't I?
But, I'd hire guards if I was you. You never know, Cleaver.
Think they'll come back?
A few of Cleaver's little shits escaped.
Bugger probably already knows everything.
I've only read a spare card to guarantee your safety.
Well, you're going over a time. We're gonna come back
Thanks, Tim boy down the line the bosses will make a deal. You'll be left alone
All you gotta do is stay alive till then
What now here we chat while your partner's just blown the coup damn it
Good
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Tori you in there open up
Wait, is this not the blacksmith I was supposed to use?
Don't be silly. Let me in.
But you guys said...
Remember, I should stay in here until me and then.
What the heck? I want my armor.
Forgive me, Geralt. That was a mistake.
To parley with bandits, make deals.
Too late now.
The king of Vettel gave his life as a member.
You'll have to pay him.
What have I done?
Geralt, you must help me!
No, I won't.
I'm a witcher, not a bodyguard.
Precisely!
You must find me a bodyguard!
Geralt, I beg you!
They'll kill me!
What?
Where am I supposed to find you a bodyguard?
There's a mercenary.
He's an old pirate, a Skelligan. He used to work for me, huge as an oak, wouldn't fear a dozen cleavies.
Can't you talk to him yourself?
We parted, not on the best of terms. That is to say, he demanded a bonus and I...
Didn't pay him. Great. What now? Am I supposed to pay your dues?
I'm certain you'll find some way to agree.
find some way to agree.
Geralt, please don't leave me this way.
Good grief.
OK, so I'm just going to go to the Elder Blacksmith.
Like, I'm not even supposed to be doing this quest.
I'm too low level.
What a waste of time.
I want my fucking armor, and I want it now.
Oh god, damn it!
Dwarf at the barrage place, okay. I think I remember him.
No gasp hole.
Uh, where- where's the bear? Crow's Perch?
Oh, uh, armor. Okay.
Oh, it's raining.
Oh, me, not a chain quarter, I guess.
Did I already play Gwent with all the people in here?
where I haven't played Gwent at all today, I'm beating it a little bit.
I'm sure I already played Gwent with all the people here.
I think the first time I set up a Leap Witcher Gear, such eyes can be upgraded by taking into
a Craftsman and fighting for a Diagram, so hang on to them, you'll find something better.
Okay.
I'm missing components here.
Crap, crafting components...
Gauntlets...
Fuck.
Oh, I can just buy a lot of it, okay.
Yeah, let's make the gauntlets.
Sick.
Trousers.
I need meteorite ore!
I don't have that!
Oh my god.
I need meteorite silver plate and monster eyes.
Lean X clay, thank you for the prime, thank you.
Can I be able to get them from dismantling some gear?
Okay.
Uh, silver ingot.
What do I need?
I need like meteorite, right?
Wait, what do I need, okay hold on.
I need um, meteorite silver plate monster eye, meteorite silver plate monster eye, was it
the gauntlets I haven't made or the pants?
I don't know if I'm going to be able to make it.
Oh, immediate right or.
Oh, Griffin Gauntlet.
Okay, well now I need the pants.
Where do I get immediate right or?
Frick.
You find it?
Oh my God.
My armor set!
Okay, well...
At least got two things. Buy for merchants or find it.
God damn it, dude! I'm so disappointed!
What a bummer, bro.
You can craft the oars.
How do I craft oars?
And where do I buy the upgraded saddle or whatever the hell?
Can't craft ores, saddle bags, you can craft them.
Fuck, I need the meteorite ore.
I'm so mad.
Talk to a quartermaster next to Blacksmith.
Yeah, I think for sale.
Show me what you got.
He doesn't have anything that I need.
What a tilter.
Okay, well, I guess I see it.
Wait till I find it.
I don't know.
We will travel.
Alright, we will tell Priscilla what we learned about duty.
Man!
Ah, Witcher!
Greetings!
Oh
Parents not here rode off to find the healer for the wife naturally Mary knew that I know
Now, seeing what's happening outside the gates.
What do you mean? Baron left me in command.
It's all the boys to set things right. Put them in order. The new order.
They're murdering and pillaging.
That is the new order. And I don't give a flying fuck if you like it or not.
This guy's a problem.
Oh, Priscilla!
Ah, Weezed!
Weezed!
Ten gifted subs, thank you!
Thanks, Weezed!
Oh, fine.
Do you have meteorite ingots?
Um, do I?
I'm on an ingot, steel plate, silver ore, a meteorite ingot.
Can I dismantle it?
But I'm still missing some of the monster parts that I need though, yeah?
Okay, so I can at least get that.
I see monster eyes. What was the other thing? The plate, right?
Play assassin's Creed 4 black black. Thank you for the five gifted. Thank you. Yeah, can I go pants next time then?
I was surprised I didn't have any because I feel like I always lose every fucking monster
There you are, Priscilla!
I think I know how to free dandelion.
Got a plan, but we need doodoo.
Got to find him.
This plan? What is it?
Our Doppler friend will assume Manga's form.
Order dandelion, move to Oxenfort.
We can grab him on the way.
Brilliant. But how do you enter find a doodoo?
You're his friend. Any idea where he might be hiding?
The Doppler, the question's not aware, but...
...he's home.
In the past, facing trouble, he disappeared then.
disappear then we appear on the mario with someone else down rides just man
all the moisturize wait really hasn't returned
let's not could I have made it the whole time Santa man thank you for the
five gift is thank you strange but it seems you've been certainly for some
time in various forms trying to attract my attention probably maybe I'll go
back thank you but if you're lying I'll be
Let's stop!
But do I just mantle it at the blacksmith or somewhere else?
I'm not sure.
Why am I playing Leeds at base?
Why aren't you playing Leeds?
going to the mummies. Yes, I'm not just surprised you didn't come to us after it all happened.
You certainly could have counted on the fox's help.
So if these mummies are ready to help...
You need only mention, dude. Irina and company are deeply indebted.
Maybe we could use a play. You know, work a message to dude you into something.
Laura, I'm out of hiding that way.
Not a bad idea. I doubt a few lines would suffice.
Besides, do you really think Doody was away his days attending mummings, he knows by heart?
So what do you suggest?
We must write an entire new play.
Oh, card again!
Thanks for pointing that out.
The scarring cosplay looks great.
Oh, can we grab Doody's attention?
Thank you!
Hope you can see in the context.
Yeah, I can see fine.
Have a splendid title.
It must be the talk of the town.
Coffee due to age, thanks for buying.
Alright, yo.
Guess we can start writing the play.
I'm looking at her because she's talking. Hello? What?
What's your heckin' problem?
Actually, all the place need an appropriate dramatic structure.
I don't get it.
Tough. You'll need to pick it up as we go along. There's no time to explain everything to you.
Now to find the proper expressive form for our content. A gripping, contemporary story that'll be best.
Perhaps about the conditariat povis.
I'm Lorenzo Moller. A tale of a handsome but ruthless bandit and the doppelganger manages to fool him.
But now the doppelganger's high and can only count on the help of his friend, who's a witcher.
Oh yeah, guys, for any Grigis, I have a cup of tickets.
No, better.
He's filling up.
Hmm, what do you think?
Sounds great.
What do you think, sir?
Lorenzo Mola?
Yeah.
Perhaps not.
Wait, I've got it!
We should start a story of the Urchin of Erlen.
Secret lovers dared to travel with him.
A curse, a cruel queen,
Well, it's not a midnight, I wish you could reveal his face.
He's a monster, they're just a prince's profile.
They want him dead, but at that instant a witcher steps in.
And everything ends, he's blinding me.
So it's that, yeah?
You wish to say something?
I could have said any of this.
Well, I get a say.
For all you just stand there and look.
Why are you cross?
I don't like it.
If the nature that you're influencing is your own,
I could have just taken the best care of six more backs.
Well, you must admit I'm better acquainted with the theater.
Naturally, you'll play a part in Sherpen's play.
Contribute to the work as a whole.
Dandelion will explain how it works, may it?
We need a good title.
Venture to say that's more important than the story itself.
I have some ideas. Perhaps you can choose.
I can't consider my opinion this time.
Of course! We're partners in this. I'm just in charge.
I've two really good ones.
The Doppler's salvation and a changeling rescue to the witch's triumph.
Which you prefer.
Ooooooh!
A changeling rescue to the witch? That's too long!
Let's go with the Doppler's salvation. It's shorter. Catchier.
Just one problem. No Doppler's in that story. Just a princess and a cursed urchin.
Nothing simple. We need merely swap the Doppler in for the urchin.
The message that's what's important are which arrives and saves the dog. Got it?
Alright, so it's a comedy.
I was thinking more along dramatic lines, but if you prefer something lighter, listen, merely decide and I'll get to work.
Make it silly.
I think comedy is the safer option.
Very well. I must get to work.
Why, you must pick a corner, sit down, read silently, or just think, alright?
Fine, since you don't meet up with the writing.
Geralt, wait. A rhyme for Witcher?
Uh, the literature.
Just keep quiet.
Well I first thought was bitch-er but that's not even a word.
so how do you see this working I don't know I was kind of recognizing him by a
scar just improvising should we worry about that later first you must take the
script to Madame Irina sure you know where to find her the truth performs in
the butcher's yard of the main square join us later see
Shall I go back to the blacksmith and see if Chat was telling the truth?
Just like that.
I would light up my first ear sign.
All right back to the baron's place
Oh Johnny, thank you for the turn!
Thanks Johnny!
Thank you so much!
Oh my goodness.
Okay, thanks Johnny.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Oh my goodness.
Okay.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Wait, she plays Gwent too?
What are you selling? What's good?
Oh, she's sell shit too.
Wait a second.
Steel plates.
So I needed steel plates. I don't think so.
I'll play Gwent with her after I talked to the blacksmith.
Oh wait, it not being greyed out means I haven't beaten him yet, right?
Is this the guy with the first monster that guy played and I was like, I'm out of here
fuck this.
Okay, um, trousers.
Raffting component.
I don't see an option for monster eye.
Are you sure?
I don't see an option for the meteorite stuff.
A meteorite ingot.
Here it's silver plate.
What did I need?
Meteorite ore.
Oh, dismantle.
Okay.
Dismantle.
Oh, shit!
Okay, dismantle one.
And then, let me see if I have any monster eyeballs.
There's no way I don't have any monster eyes, right?
What's their essence?
Hmm.
There's no way!
Okay, well I can make the pants.
I just need the shirt.
I'm an armor meteorite silver plate. Meteorite silver.
Meteorite silver plate.
I need two meteorite silver ingots.
Silver ingots.
Can I scroll by silver?
OK.
Well, there we go, at least.
Now I just need, wait, I thought I had,
since I have one monster, I thought I needed two.
Uh.
So I just need one more monster eye.
Uh, let's see, just one eye.
I'm sure I'll get one at one point, right?
If I just play naturally?
Beaming for some wet.
What is this theater?
Oh my.
This is uh, not what I was hoping for.
What is their leader do?
Pick a biting frost cover your deck and play it instilling.
I'm gonna try to do four cards.
Oh, pass.
Well, you know what?
Then give me that shit back.
Wait, why did I just win?
Wait, my brain isn't working.
Wait, I'm rusty.
Wait, wait.
Yeah, I could have just won. What am I thinking?
Well, there goes my ten gold.
The fog, alright.
I sure as well won.
Oh my god, bro.
Um, I think I'm cooked.
I might not be cooked.
I might be cooked though.
Please don't have a rain card, I will cry.
He shouldn't have less cards than me though, because I used a spy and he has a map one.
Or he did not use one, I mean.
Oh, I went!
Oh, you ran out of cards! Wait, let's go! I fucking won!
I thought I was doomed!
Oh, I see! Okay, I said he had one left.
You'll punch, thanks for the shimmy.
Shesha! Shesha!
Okay, now that I've played Gwent with you, ma'am.
Another 10.
play Gwent with you, ma'am. Another 10 deaths.
Uh, got two dummies, but...
Fuck, I don't know if I like this hand.
Oh, he yanked my shit!
Play it back!
Oh, good grief.
I'm another dummy.
Just, just give me my fucking sticks cost back, man, like whatever, dude.
Okay, but I have more cards. I should be fine.
He passed.
I guess he just planned to try to win the next round.
Alright, we got this.
Fire four cards.
Stay calm hold
My god
Oh my god!
He's only got three cards left.
Oh my fucking Todd
Okay, that's all he's got that's all he's got
But I might be cooked I think I'm cooked I
Don't think I have enough actually
Oh
Dude fuck monster decks fuck monster decks
Whatever
Whatever dude
God
I'm out of here
Excuse me jackass.
We're going!
That's a place of culture!
Not trough for sw-
This will matter when he does trip performes.
Yeah, he can only enter with a ticket.
There's no performance now, mommas are just rehearsing.
Process is interesting to observe though.
So, what are tickets?
No performance, is that so yourself?
You can still get a ticket, what'll it be?
Think I'll brainwash you?
New year tickets?
Fifty! Oh my fucking god!
No.
So I bet you're not getting in.
Who's through a window, then you can watch Grotys.
These here are our tastes.
I like climb over.
No way it's going to make me pay 50 bucks.
Look, all places are special to me.
How much money do I have?
I can't afford it, whatever.
Move it!
Just give me the fucking ticket, buddy.
Here. Just stay outside. I awful bashful these mamas in rehearsal.
Madam Marina, can we talk?
Geralt of Rivia. Dandelion's told us so much about you. Is he with you?
No, but I hope to bring him back soon. Here to talk about Dudu.
Hmm. Let's speak in my quarters at the back of the theatre. We'll be undisturbed then.
How can I help? We've not seen dandelion or doodoo recently.
Dandelion's in trouble.
That much I guessed. Though I am curious how serious it is.
Haha, serious!
Do you seduce a powerful man's wife and go into hiding? Or did you write an offensive
couplet about the priests of the Eternal Fire?
Lots. I'm gonna try to help him. Got to contact Dudu first.
But he's disappeared as well.
I have a plan to lure him out of hiding, but I need your help. Can I count on you?
Naturally, but what can we possibly do?
I want a stage of play. Something that'll really draw the crowds.
I see. And you hope it'll get Dudu's attention as well, draw him here.
So it must be an entirely new play? And... who will write it?
Priscilla, actually. She's done writing it.
Tells the story of a witcher who rescues a Doppler from certain death.
Hmm. Sounds interesting. I'll gladly have a glance.
But first, we must think about getting the word out and organizing some protection. Ushers.
Would you mind tending to these matters?
How can I help you spread the word about the premiere?
Well, we'd like all the city to hear about it, so you must clearly talk to the Puffins.
Who are the Puffins?
Street artists. Get them to announce the premiere, and even the muscles on the heart of Piling will hear about it.
Where'll I find them?
They did occupy some rooms in the bed, so...
Yeah, we've got so much work to put down the line.
I've not seen them in the streets.
Then he's a mad whore!
They're body-horses.
See if I can find them, and if they'll work for us.
Think we need ushers? A play about dopplers could be controversial, but our ushers absolutely necessary.
He's a perfect whore!
He can't be sure if you've attended many performances, but no big wrap.
It rose thanks for 22 months!
I downloaded Elden Ring in December of 2024 and I haven't played a single second of it or even opened it.
It has just been sitting in my steam library,
aging like a fine wine.
I still have no idea when I'm going to collect
emerald wines of serious.
Thanks for helping.
I'll come back once I've found some ushers.
See you then.
I have the Docks and Hire,
ushers for the play.
I'm almost over 14,
I'm almost 14,
I think I'm just gonna do the one with 16 plus.
The main one.
I can handle it.
Well, now I'm a freak.
Fuck off, buddy.
It's a freak, but you're not a freak.
What? You called me a freak?
Not here in my day
Parish
Great boy
Whoo-hoo!
I'm doing so much fucking work around here. It's a hire ushers for a play. I'm a witcher, man.
I don't like fucking griffin' shirts.
I need to remember to loot every monster I kill until I get another eyeball and then I
can go make the shirt and then the set will be complete.
Good fight.
Sharp cut.
These are the prime.
All right.
Winnie O Quinton, thank you for the prize.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I'd like to hire you to help out with staging a play.
Let us kick some ass on stage.
Actually want you to usher, keep the peace,
make sure no one's ass gets kicked on stage or off.
Got the wrong man, ass kick is what we do.
Oh, Tocchi, another 20, thank you.
Thanks, Tocchi.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I'm taking my boots off, I got a little uncomfortable there.
Thank you, we've taught you.
Oh my goodness.
Very, very nice.
I need to try to get comfy.
My fucking boot won't come off.
Yeah, my toes are free.
She's been biting my ankles more lately, like especially when I'm in bed.
Oh my gosh, she just goes to town chomping on my ankles.
She wants to bite you.
What about a wager? If I beat Hal, you'll come crazy.
Here's a little cross for thank you!
See, Elzman fad a lot of us.
Firebrothers, stay with us.
It's the only summer special to come in here.
It is an honor to be here.
Take us both home, Sainte Tyne.
Fire is sent to you.
A witcher gets the two eddy dragon of Meta.
What if I lose?
Oh, you'll lose. But we'll still do your little job.
I have to be jumbled if I lose? Oh shit, okay, you're on.
You're on.
Joey, save for the five.
Thank you.
Fine. Thank you both.
Cuff out the coin first.
Lose, and he stays with us.
Sounds like a scam. I have to get logged.
That was ages as promised, but if I win, I get it back.
Now!
Finish him!
Got something special like that!
Am I getting stabbed?
I
I'm not your brother!
Stop walking pussy!
Wooo!
Oh well, I know that you get such a lovely thrash in Iow.
Man, speechless.
But I'm saying please, Mark, do me a favour and you'll have to be my brother.
This is me.
I cannot cast spells to fucking catch me with my camera freeze.
That thing was 20 gifted!
She touched my cable and froze.
Sorry, let's check it out.
Oh gosh.
Hello.
I could move again.
Thank you man, and thank you iron balls.
The next one is heads.
There's a juggler from the providing trip called the Puppets.
Let's head back.
Like this so good, I feel so happy right now.
So peaceful.
So peaceful.
Things have been so nicely leading.
Now I'm gonna add...
Heal Tempest, thanks for 5 months.
Ah!
I still got 30 pound true. I still have more than half my chicken sandwich left
It is quite delicious
I
Should get sand in the back. He's much better really good. They are good. Oh
No, I feel like I don't have anything to complain about
There's a blast feeling to have a question
Where you going?
Wait.
Bro, you're slow as hell.
I just did a great, slight jog to catch up to him.
Grab it.
Hey!
There was a bait!
What was a fucking bait?
Chicken sandwich?
No fucking way.
I'm equipping that right now.
Chicken sandwich!
Let me put that shit on my bar.
Hell yeah!
Put that blood there too.
Chicken sandwich on my bar!
Holy shit.
Nice tune, damn sad though.
Then it successfully conveys my mood.
What do you seek here?
Looking for the puffins.
Have I found them?
We've no coin, leave us be!
Think there's been a mistake?
Sorry, thought our landlord had hired another thug to collect from me.
from us.
Another thug. Flattered. Thanks.
Forgive us. You look threatening, and we've had our share of trouble lately.
Mises on edge these days. We all are.
It's just juggling in the corner! One of the first times they've shown that kind of...
Don't want any coin from you. In fact, I'm willing to pay you, provided you agree
to get the word out about Madame Marina's new play.
afraid that's impossible. Ever since we premiered our fateful ballad about Holy
Hemelfart, whose faith ignores, gorges himself,
diddles old whores, Thatso's gang has been harrassing us incessantly.
Thatso's gang? Common thugs in the church's pay.
So it is full of gangs like that now. They threaten me, sir.
Said they round off our pointy ears with a carving knife.
They don't let us perform. I heard my car have a cloggy.
Chase away spectators, destroy our instruments.
Maybe they've taken to lurking outside our home.
We're at Witsend, no clue what to do.
Rattarella!
All right.
Say I get Fatso and his boys to leave you alone.
Will you publicize Irina's play then?
Of course!
But...
You shan't find it easy.
Rattarella!
There's no talking to that lot.
I'm not a great talker anyway.
Kitty!
Kitty!
oh oh oh oh there's a kitty hello so orange or she's going for my sandwich you
can't have that I'm sorry oh oh oh oh oh so orange this rat's so orange
I dare you to say it again.
I didn't say nothing.
See you're the ones.
Oh, I fact so.
Look we got here.
Is it just me or you've got cat eyes?
Right, he does.
Straight cat must have fucked his mum.
Now what you doing in the city of eternal fire?
Tangit!
Greenwashing time!
What the hell?
Black magic is a fucking witch, get it?
Now he's dead.
I killed one, though, just spattering down.
Ah, what a sight. You really showed him.
One, two over the back, then power right in the noggin.
I'll finally be able to leave my home without hiding beneath the hood. Thank you very much. Come on. It was nothing
Oh, it was something, right? And don't dare think we've forgotten our promise. We'll strip our voices raggedy appraising arena's new play
How much will I owe you? Not a copper
Helped us out. See no reason why we shouldn't help you. Oh, yeah
Yeah, let's go. Come to the play. Wait and see. Hell yeah
Preparations and we'll be out in the streets
Till the next!
Let's go!
Alright, it's playtime, guys! Get your fuckin' popcorn, ladies and gentlemen!
Rain again!
Hey!
Damn, ladies!
Fuck off!
There's nothing to do.
Some ritual.
Kiss!
What?!
I
Girl of Riviera witcher why wolf I call you you stand accused of offending religious sentiment
Orders to take you in for interrogate what surrender your weapons
my dead body told you we would wait for him you're due up beating you just be
more of a challenge remember the preacher spoke of witches and witches
The man you humiliated before his faithful.
He helps the re-administer a sacrifice for his behalf.
Your last rites.
You are now a fight!
They never were after one was to fight the barrels of their own blood.
I will be here for you.
You stay.
And now I will be on my merry way to the play!
Get your popcorn back out!
The show is still on!
I'm in a hurry.
Everyone's terrified.
I'm going to play the other character.
Hello
Managed to hire some ushers wonderful. That's one that's resolved. I don't know her head. Why is her head in a book?
Wanted to talk happening
Oh
I
Not
I very clear ideas
So about the princess small part but an important one any idea you could play
Priscilla would be the obvious choice. She's young and beautiful.
That book still does not look right.
Let's have Priscilla be the princess.
Let's have Priscilla do it. No offense better than most people.
Assign greater importance to appearance and talent. I understand.
I shall let him know.
Well, I think she's very pretty too.
Playing a witcher an amateur it'll be my first time working with him, but I'm not sure
You come into the truth in a sense. Oh stop pretending. You don't know I'm talking about you
Good idea. It's a good idea that I'll get a standing ovation, but doodle see me
That's the key, but you will make an effort with you. Oh, yes, of course. I will do my absolute
of course so who do you see playing the Doppler Prince I'm finding it hard to
decide between two candidates Abelard Ritzer would be the safer bet he's been
part of our troop for ages has flawless technique but he doesn't exactly
captivate the crowds who's your other option Max in Bolia outstanding actor
and audiences love him but sadly I can never be sure he'll show up sober
What was the problem with Adler?
Sorry, I zoned out.
So Maxim is great and the viewers love him, but he's unreliable.
He's boring.
Let's risk it on Maxim.
Let's risk it and give the rule to Maxim.
He's had a good spell of late, so maybe he won't let us down.
These performances bring in much coin.
Well, it varies.
On good days, the square is barely capable of accommodating everyone.
Other times, we'll have to do a handful of covers.
Of course we should pay you a fee as well.
I'm getting paid! Let's go!
Thanks.
So be me Priscilla and a drunk guy.
Sam Great.
We can start now.
Look to the script.
Carelessly.
We can start anytime even now.
Well, we've no time to lose.
Come to the stage.
Woo hoo!
Zoltan, what are you doing here?
Pussy told me you ought to put me on a plate.
He told me you ought to put me on a play, do you play in the lead?
I'm not the lead.
Oh, I thought to myself, I'd sort of shave my beard to best that.
Tell me, witcher, you're gonna wear a hose and a codpiece.
What's a codpiece?
You must focus your mind before you go on stage.
Get locked!
Ladies and gentlemen!
most honorable citizens of the city of Novigrad welcome I see we have for you an
exquisite comedy it's title the Doppler salvation which a Geralt as himself
Tatarina as the queen, Lioraib as the humble servant, appearing as the prince, the delight
of audiences far and wide, Maxim Bollier.
And as the princess, the lovely Trabarets with the voice of a nightingale, Priscilla.
Yay!
Oh, they love Priscilla. They stood up for that.
There's a cat! Cat came to the show, too!
Majesty, the monster slayer awaits. Your summons he's answered and stands at the gates.
Show him in. I must speak to the man. But first some wine to steady my hand.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I don't get it.
Witcher, your task is a matter most tender.
Her monster shall show a tonight's feastly splendor.
Stand guard, beware.
Kill the beast if he shows.
Your reward you'll receive on my finest pillows.
To slay beasts most foul, it was for this I was made.
I kill as my calling not just to get paid
Bars bars
He swallowed the bait this fool of a witcher. I'll ensure the foul bow reveals his true
Can I fuck up by the way or are just picking what he says revealed the witcher shall strike the beast will he slay?
Thrust his head on our pie. Yeah. Oh god. Okay, my child will pity her love this beast
There were at least air he goes he'll enjoy a last feast
Next scene act to
Gathered are we a host fair and noble to celebrate this day the princesses
Bertro
Alas no monster do I see or hear?
Maybe he hid in the cellar
Oh, that wasn't good. That wasn't good. They didn't like that one. Fuck! They didn't like
that at all. No! Please don't throw tomatoes! No! No! No!
Then, I shall pluck your ripe virginity.
Oh, darling, I will, I will, I will!
Wait! With wine must we toast this moment joyful,
if not a foul curse shall rend your lives woeful.
Good, good wine.
Ah! This is not wine, but a brew spiked with silver!
Ohhhh!
There's boys' end!
No!
Ohhhh!
How did they do that?
These special effects are crazy.
Stop! Stop! Beast or man! Tis my love, my bitch, rose in it!
Sheath your blades, fear a doubler, tis a thing most foolish.
Changing one's shape does not make one ghoulish.
Remember, tis not flesh, the monster makes.
Uh, uh...
But a lack of morals. And a surfeit of cakes.
I fucked up.
They did not like it!
No!
No!
Put your tomatoes away!
No!
No!
Ah!
I'm sorry!
I did not memorize the script!
Oh no!
Do not put...
Oh, uh...
Is this
Show love for Dopplers as well as for fish
A true Doppler's friend, I can't I've never picked the right one
But you foul page in chains you shall end
What? Fish are good, right? We like fish. I like fish.
Fish, fish, fish are nice.
Hey, you're the princess's command. Come up here.
Come on then, governor. Up you go. On stage.
Just a trace. Go in the dungeon.
I can save this guys. I think there's gonna be more options.
In the end everyone will live happily ever after.
Yeah, it's just a play, asshole. It's not that serious.
It's not a prince, light up God's sake!
Oh fuck, I could save it. I am not a sour note.
God damn it.
Well, I'm level 14 and I didn't get that many tomatoes there, I mean.
of the ages lads would believe it when i tell them explain one thing to me how do you and dandelion
manage to displease rooven horse and and the temple guard all at the same time it's not as if we
planned it why didn't you find priscilla with the mummers contact them i came to a few performances
different shape each time, but I dared not show myself.
Then I put them at risk.
Then I got word of a new mummy.
Saw it as my chance to learn something, anything,
about Siri and Dandelion.
I know Siri went back to Horsens to get you.
How'd you manage to escape?
I ran after her, wanting to keep up, but I'd have been a hindrance.
She called out to me and treated me to shapeshift and disappear.
I tried to find them, Siri and Dandelion.
It was as if they turned to FAPA.
Fearing for my boss to kill me.
I gotta be so close to finding them, right?
Even considering turning into Siri to trick her pursuers.
But go down, Marmalade.
Get out.
When did you last see Sibylla?
Hmm?
Been a while, hasn't it?
A while, yeah.
For me, likewise.
Must be a fool going last by now.
Do-do-do's a wee fever.
Sure city for a moment.
Good.
Show us.
Transform.
Change into her.
Oh.
Siri!
Oh wait, she's, she's messing an eye now.
Is that enough?
Oh, she's cuz of doodoo?
Oh, okay. I was like, wait did did horse and fuck up her face too? Cuz then she fell off.
And
No, I
Feel relieved
And dandy lion we were able to find him which hunters nabbed him, but there's good news too
Manga's dead good news
Afained good things someone finally killed it though another just as bad or worse would likely take its place
Wouldn't be so quick to assume
What's he talking about?
We think we can free dandelion.
Just near the hell.
Near the hell.
Near the hell.
Near the hell.
Take on Michael's appearance.
Near the hell.
Then we'll get the order of dandelion to be moved to Huxford.
Well, I and Ambusch in a ravine on route.
Spring dandelion from the convoy when it rolls by.
Wait, not so fast.
How am I to be Minger?
And I've no notion when Gabynine's being held.
Dandelions on Temple Isle imprisoned there. You'll need to find out exactly where
but what if they grow suspicious always wear that crazy
sparkly pink outfit the commander of the temple guard
Sides you're a Doppler and an actor and an actor and a Doppler
Good double the spark to improvise your way in a situation. Good for good for him
Spacey you just nip run the corner and transform into a box of wench a jack-daw or whatever else Stracer fancy of course
It's that simple. Thanks
No one knows man is dead no need to worry about being exposed no one save you
Would this have anything to do with the fire of the witch hunter's barracks?
We were in the area. I think the ladies are all around
well
I mean, yeah, I guess it must be his sparkly pink clothes that makes them like him so much.
Listen, you'll manage. Everybody believes Manga's missing.
Must be.
You can make up any store you want.
The power of the dread.
I'll have to be right on motion to the ravine.
Get out of there and join us, and we'll await what from you.
Well, how am I to contact you as Manga?
Oh my God, my face ID is not working with this makeup.
You'll need to figure that out.
I got a message after I check it.
Come on, I'll announce your middle name.
So, we all clear?
Do-do, get your ass to Temple Isle.
Oh, hold on.
Bonnie asked me a question.
What's going on?
What in the...
King Jin, thanks for the 31 months.
I think we're gonna move the, um, God Stream to Friday.
As soon as we're having some problems with the rest of the joint...
That's pretty.
I'm still streaming tomorrow though, thanks, uh...
Tomorrow's AT&T.
Basebody, thanks for the 14 months!
I need to repair my sword.
So...
Oh my!
I'm on the 14.
Hopefully I fight some monsters soon and I want to finish my armor set.
There's a shopkeeper here, I'm not sure if I've ever been visited.
Oh, I have actually.
Come to look over my spring collection, perhaps.
Gwent? With the Fen Boy?
Of course, please do.
If anything chafes or pinches, I can alter it on the spot.
He's not wearing his pretty dress.
Wait.
Quest items?
I don't know if I actually need those, but he's a cause player?
Yeah, true.
He's got the same leader as me.
Well, two spies
I don't really have let's see
Beeman's going hanging out in the chat and haunting the music section of the discord
Thanks for four months juggling John
That chat is all right sometimes
Fuck that's all I wanted
Okay, oh perfect perfect, perfect
It's fine.
Fuck!
I wish I had another fucking...
Okay, maybe I'll pull another dummy. I have three spies in my hand right now, so...
Okay.
Not yet.
Yeah, so I am dummy-maxing.
Fuck! Okay, next one will give me a dummy for sure.
No, he has more dummies too!
What the fuck, man?
Okay, I got one dummy.
I'll take that.
Okay, give me another dummy. That's all literally all that I ask for
Yes, oh my god. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm so happy
Now just don't give me two other cards when I play this
Okay, Loki, I'm ready to pass.
I'd just be a little annoying, and maybe I can bait out his clear weather card, maybe.
Oh, he passed.
Wait, I can win this.
Wooo, okay, one more.
He still has his clear water card though, and probably...
I have more cards in my hand than him, I have 11, he has 8.
Uh, okay, we're gonna go for a win.
Now one of those two, bitch.
Lads is fine. I have clear weather.
Still have five cards left.
What? Okay. What? He cleared it for me. Okay, sure, man, whatever. I hope we don't know
a scorch card or whatever.
Alright, that's fine.
I was like, I hope that I can bait it out for those because these ones are better.
Oh, that's big. But I have Fjord still.
He clear weathered. He's got... Bro's got nothing.
G, fucking G!
I like to just play everything just to see how crazy you get.
105!
Woo!
Easy peasy.
Alright, I'm out of here.
Another impenetrable fog card from winning against that guy.
Not very useful, but I'll take it.
Ah, so beautiful and peaceful.
Wait, it's this guy again, right?
Want some more bruises on your ass. I don't want to fight me to tweak and marry a princess or something or to marry a
pretty girl.
Do Lee Heated now show me what you got
I too shot him!
I'm sure we will.
Hello?
This is the girl I'm supposed to go on a date with, right?
Why is everyone on this path? I'm just trying to go to my class.
He's she's been waiting for the whole time.
Oh, my bad.
My bad. I may have stood her up on our date.
I'm busy right now!
You're using me.
Heh.
Okay, fine.
K-Swix, K-Swix, K-Swix, K-Swix, K-Swix, K-Swix, K-Swix, K-Swix, K-Swix, K-Swix, K-Swix.
Here, you see, I thought that in such training in a dank old cellar, we'd move around in open air.
Cyclone, thanks for 17 months.
Open back.
Novels now draw your sword. Oh, they got my steel and silver swords. We should be fighting with practice weapons
We should but you have all people ought to know
If that's what the lady wishes just don't want to see anyone crying later
She's got an ego
Yo, I wasn't ready.
I
I
I
Literally three times yes the only thing you really hurt is my pride
By the way, how'd you get interested in fencing?
I was bored.
I've no friends here.
Papa keeps me on a short-
Kitting woman, bro, she asked me to!
She asked me to!
Oh my goodness.
Poor in conversations, terrible food, weak booze.
Exactly.
At least with a sword in hand, I can have some fun.
You know, blow off steam.
All right, what's next we should return just forgive me gelt i know this might sound
But would you mind turning around for a moment my corsets shifted it's pinching me terribly
I can understand a woman wanting to look pretty but fighting in a corset it slows you
What?
Shit, she ran off.
Anything that happens to her, if our actual will kill me, we need to find her.
Can't be far.
He's an idiot just like me, surreal.
I would fall for the same thing.
I'd be like, oh no, no problem!
Take your time!
I don't want you to be uncomfortable.
Far from home aren't you sweetie?
And there's no telling if you'll ever get back.
She's Ambassador Volantra's daughter.
She's got diplomatic immunity.
I don't really understand a shot you're saying.
Now it's clear you love your black ones.
No surprise, Lucas.
Witches are draughts of monsters just the way things are.
But this piece, they will take your word for it.
Ew, creeps.
Brainwashing time.
I believe you've offended the young lady.
Now apologize as nicely as you can.
Forgive me, milady.
I am sorry.
That's right.
That's right.
We'll block up. Thanks for six months.
Remember what you've learned today. Looks like you'll be using that sword often.
It's beyond me, Geralt. I don't understand you. Why concern yourself with the fate of two drunkards?
The world would be a better place without you.
You should go on now. Take the shortest, not the scenic route.
I understand. Farewell, Geralt, and good luck on the path.
Sheesh.
Are you good?
Uh, wait, I think it put me on the wrong quest now.
Alright.
Back to the Task at hand.
Kitty! Kitty! Kitty! I can't pet the cat.
Yeah, it's like evil ass cat.
seems everything's ready
aye as soon as we catch sight of them we'll block the road against a whole unit if need
be and you know I think it's a great plan all rounder and I'm always glad to help
And it's not like I'm a bit eager to crack some holy of the third-buckled skulls, but...
...seemless we've got my Doppler, and wouldn't it have been easier to have him release Dandelion, and then be done with?
Too suspicious. Think about it. Memgur disappears, then shows up with a scar on his face to release Dandelion.
I suppose you're right.
Priscilla, what are you doing here?
Some child bought a note from duty the convoy will leave at dawn
May I stay with you can they give him a better name at home worrying about dandelion never fear my dear
Don't get your warbler back. Just hope he's got his pick up it
Or which the rain in the presence of a lady go back to town, please. I shan't be any trouble
Oh, come on Geralt. You would go
Let us stay
Look at her. Oh, we behind. Oh, she's got snorting up
If I let her stay she might die though, right
But she's so sad
I know, as soon as the fighting starts, I'm to stand at a distance.
I mean, she's smart for real pay-ass, eh?
Well, how about a game of Gwyneth?
Like music to my fucking ears.
Damn, I didn't get what I wanted.
Where are my sp- I got some spies at least.
Still didn't get what I wanted.
Fuck!
Play a spy!
I didn't get what I wanted.
I was going to play a big card and then take it back, just to get him to play more stuff.
He knows he passed.
Can I just win this?
Six cards left in his hand.
Oh, 32.
And I gave him spies.
I think I just passed.
Fuck.
I don't have a horn or any of my team-up cards did I got a bad hand I think it's GG guys
Oh, he passed.
Okay.
Why though?
She doesn't have five cards left, so I actually think I win.
I think that they just used to make cards the first round, maybe. I don't know.
I guess the bait worked.
Why do I have two of cards here?
Oh, they put the spy on my side, but I'm trying to win this round, so the five costs would go for me.
I'm still logging you with a horn.
It's fine after the weather.
He passed!
I already win!
I gotta play all my shit though.
It is mob time.
Wooo! I win!
Ha ha!
Dude, I beat her so bad she's upset now.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
You're still not staying.
This was a stupid idea.
She's upset.
Okay, now we're doing the gop thing on Friday now instead.
Works for me!
Oh god!
Help!
I couldn't tell the drip wasn't white
I think it was.
I think it was the sense to pick up the trail.
Okay.
Yep.
Can I see anything?
You don't see anything?
You know, hi, Elf, thanks for the 10 months!
Thank you, and anime king TV, 6 months?
There we go.
I've found the trail.
Dandelion, where are you?
Where are you?
My brother.
Damn, they went far.
Druner!
These look like a bunch of eyeballs ready to be plucked for my armor set!
Woo-wee!
Let me get those eyeballs boy I can't lose that one for some reason not seeing
any eyeballs brain Tom I didn't get any eyeballs what the heck is this
Prince are deep. Horse was carrying a heavy load.
No eyeballs.
I got every part but the eye.
Crazy.
What are these?
Oh, honey!
What should a bee think here?
Or the bees though?
Hmmmm.
Oh, assets guys, thank you for the raid.
Hello raiders, hope you had a lovely time in the stream.
Thank you, thank you.
So we should just pick up the trail.
My next spot's over here.
Maybe I was supposed to bring my horse.
My horse was there at the battlefield.
And I'm like, man, I've been walking for a long time.
Man.
Yeah, I think I was supposed to bring the horse.
I think I'm close now, though.
Shirley.
But for a wench you were carrying.
Swear it on me.
I had squealing and whaling.
I got a woman.
Oh no, Daniel, I was just screaming like a girl.
I understand now.
Greetings.
Hello.
Wouldn't mind a look of you stunk.
What you got?
You got any monster eyeballs?
No?
Damn it.
More of the shot.
Farewell.
Where'd you come from?
What the hell, fucking business?
Okay, I'm gonna get on my horse. I'm done running.
Oh, hates that one game where Fryron grows a beard does on a weird side quest. Something about witching, right?
That's right. Thank you Delta for the 10 months.
Come on, Roach.
Looks like it might have started limping.
I think we're good. Oh shit!
Horse died.
The way to Jabberin, the little workshop.
Hey!
What is it?
You tell me!
One of them hunters barzed into our hut, turned us out for we could so much as fart and protest!
There another man with him, tall, dark-haired.
Aye, Jabberin the whole town.
Hmm, Thandelion.
So, Hunter's barricading himself inside.
There another way in.
Truth be told, there is.
I want to get rid of this hunter or not honest, we'd see you all gone, but he'll do for a
start.
Oh, thank you, all right, thanks, get in there, about to save Daniel and it's about
Damn time!
Holy shit, so graceful. I'm gonna heal up a little bit
I can't eat my chicken sandwich, I have to save it for a special occasion.
Like I said, a hundred gold ingots, one hundred gold ingots, no more, no less.
Well I'm not, you know I'm not.
Dude, Daniel doesn't shut up.
Oh my god.
Kill more, everybody.
J-J-P-P-P-J-P-P-Pitch!
J-Patchy, thanks for the eighth months, thank you!
Sorry if I fucked up your name real bad.
Thank-you JP.
Danieline don't shut the hell up!
Just taking a quick little nap before I go save Danieline.
Oh shit.
So, how do I get upstairs now?
They're singing.
Oh, it's over here.
There's singing oh
It's over here
It's me
I
Sliced him right in half. What's up dandelion?
What the hell is going on?
Dude, the other drip is crazy.
Yay, finally!
Oh my gosh.
There he goes.
She is
I know you tried to help her gotta say I'm having trouble understanding why you went to horse of junior of all people
No one else came to mind
Maybe given more time I'd have done things differently
But Siri said the wild one was on her tail horses seemed pretty harmless by comparison something went wrong
So you've heard everything I
Hope you're not mad. You can't be my plan was perfect
until we put it in motion.
How was I supposed to know Manga was after Doodoo?
Heard enough about your plan.
You need to know what happened to Siri now.
When do you last see her?
We were on Temple Island, running from Horsensmith.
Ah, I hate the white flashbang screen.
Flashback? Whatever.
Yo, Centric, 31 months, thank you.
She's so cool
Holy oh
My god, there's so many of them I could probably ignore all right
Oh
My bad, bro
Oh, I'm such a idiot
Oh
Come on go go go go go go go go go go horse horse. I'm spamming a
We're almost there.
I thought that the gate would be open, and then I realized I was trapped.
Dude, my horse won't go, willow!
What the frick?
Oh my god, swag syndrome!
Hello, thank you for the tan!
I swag syndrome, willow!
Dude, go, go.
Thank you, swag!
Oh, my horse can think stuck.
I'm going to shoot you.
Leave your horse.
We're almost there.
We're going to die.
We're shot in front of us.
So cool.
So cool.
I
Oh
Just happens
Ah, what an adventure. One minute we were pulling off the heist of the century, the next we were prey. A pack of hunters on our tail.
Yeah, a splendid story. But I think I've had my fill of this boasting.
Come, Zoltan. We must convince the halfings they saw nothing at all.
Gave me enough material for a volume of ballots, and this one will sell like hotcakes.
No one's going to read that.
What is that about?
Ooh, he's got some real respect for her.
You get it from Horsen?
Whoa, cereal be overjoyed!
Horsen on the other hand has got to be pretty furious.
Horsen's dead.
Guess you're no stranger to fury either.
He deserved it.
Well, I can't say I regret the man's abrupt passing.
Deserved it as much as he deserved that awkward nickname.
What about our old friend, Sigiruven?
to see him yet he's fine oh that's too bad because there's a chance to see
ever tell you what this is and horse and why'd she go to him with it she went to
horse and because I took her there could have guessed that was your idea
magic bubble was broken horse and had access to the mages who could fix it
Besides, she needed help to siphon the curse. It's incantation.
What was Siri's interest in this curse? Did she want to cast it or lift it? Did she tell you?
She wasn't all that willing to talk about it.
But I didn't want to pry.
At one time, that might have been useful.
But I'm almost positive she meant to lift it.
Off who? What? Or was it about her directly?
No, I don't think so. I mean, she didn't look cursed, but boy was she in her hurry.
No, I mean more about the curse something specific a detail anything
Well, I know the words you're kidding
No, they were elven. Siri was constantly repeating into herself probably not to forget went like this
the file in lane cadmiel foley glad of going up tonight boom bro is nay yuckas
doesn't mean a thing to me even less to me
damn it that's just not enough siri say anything else didn't say much at all to
be honest Geralt she's no longer that little girl who ran around care more
Sure, she's still impulsive, alive, but she's also stubborn, sulky.
Apper didn't fall far from the tree, I'm gonna tell you.
Right.
She slipped away again. I was so close.
Hmm. She came here from Velen. Somebody there helped her, apparently. Maybe she went back.
it talk to the Baron there he's the one helped Siri and yens and Skellige looking
to trace a shit in serial if behind there so this is what music to me it feels
out of place right now now it's my time to go down I'll gladly ever go when
you're done let's get back to the rosemary and tight well I certainly had
I had my share of excitement for one day. A juicy roast in a sock bed with fluffy pillows. I think that's the least I know.
We haven't seen each other. Talked in ages. Consider dropping by if you're in the area.
I'm sure to be by sometime soon.
I'll hold you to that, Geralt. See you soon. And thanks again for today.
Bye, dandelion.
I finally saved him.
Now what trouble will he be up to?
Whoo, okay
Name class
How to board okay, I think I can just take the boat might be about that
Oh my gosh! Yo Black Hoodie! Thanks for the raid! Hi!
Guys, that's Senna's dad!
Oh, Mr. Senna! Thank you for the raid! I appreciate it!
I hope you had a great stream today!
Thank you! So nice!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you. I'm caught playing Siri from the game.
I think my words come up again now, but...
But yeah, so does dad raid.
Thank you, what the heck?
I didn't see what the quest was supposed to be here.
I don't think I'm sure.
Thank you, Mr. Hoodie.
Thank you.
Take the boat out here.
Here we go.
I
Thanks for velaros scale is skeleton. Is that another map?
And I'll be back I have a ton of quests to the fields
I
Who's captain of this ship your friends read thank you for the four months
That's right. I a woman. I'm captain. I'm in his shit. I don't captain
Need to get to Skellige not on this boat. She was my bad
The island is live off wandering the seas not willing to risk that
Pearl boy, two years!
Ever seen him there?
Listen, the islanders attack all ships.
When they hate someone, they'll guard for instance.
They attack him more, but truth be told, not much more.
Though did we once expect them once to see if I had captain's bollocks.
That spot of bollock gave me enough Skellige for a lifetime.
Okay, well sorry to bother you ma'am, okay let's go find someone else to ask.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello, Captain?
Hello, Captain?
Captain you captain in this tub
What's it to you?
Just his glasses look so cool
I'm Skellig about me gamer. Thanks for a very cool cosplay. Thank you all attackers in those waters
No one sails the route these days. Come on clans are ready to deal leave you alone if you do
Someone's done it gotta have not likely
Set maybe that daft bastard Wolverston from the Atropos.
A liar, a thief and a bugger, that one.
He might have parlored you with a sea swine.
Hmm. Where can I find him?
In a pigsty, most times.
Others, the golden sturgeon.
Ask for Flass. Everyone knows him.
Flass.
Okay, uh...
How do you feel if Fools pass, Leabia?
I'm not bad.
Okay. They're running out of options.
Ow!
Ow!
It's a long garlic back there.
What's a secret?
Got any coin?
A thousand dollars!
Is this the only option?
I can't brainwash him?
Oh my god dude, I mean I can afford it, I just don't want to.
I have to do it right?
Dude, just pay, don't be greedy.
Dude that's so much money! You have a choice! Come on!
I
Hear that enough
Like a bulls windows I'm sure you're ready you can barely stand
The stem and the sail so that's crazy
So ready to say
Alright, let's go.
You know, Captain T-Mode, thanks for the 8 months.
Wow, very pretty.
Bonnet thanks for 10 months. I'll come back
Why'd he make it I was going to sleep
Oh, oh, loading screen time.
Oh my god, ain't no fucking way.
The thing that the other captain said was gonna happen, happened?
No fucking way!
I can't believe this!
Okay.
Oh
Take care of that fucking orchard
Yeah
Well, guys, I don't think that was worth a thousand dollars.
I don't think that was worth it at all.
Yeah, I'll open up set right now.
I'm not a fear of the dial.
Rob, every corpse that washes up on shore.
Take it from a corpse, ain't theft.
I'm a man of the aisles.
I don't rea-
We are in Tahiti!
Dude, finally!
I've been waiting so many games to make it here.
With us?
Me and who exactly?
Might have arranged something with Lugos, but crack.
Finally!
Yes, Miss Jennifer!
She was a beached orca fact is even those who see her for a while you push her out to see tips at all
What's your name stain grim
Well stain grim I don't like you in fact. I feel like slapping you go ahead drifter you try
No, not again
I
I just wanted to be chassis
That's fine kill him. I didn't kill him. It's fine. Let's finish me now
But you'll be fucked once I catch my breath
It was a good fight. That's enough for now
I mean, yeah, he was talking shit on you know for a man expect I'll find it head north
Then turn west towards the baby. Yeah, first my girl. Oh girl site today. It's my lady
Your sorcerers ought to be there too.
Thanks. So long.
Come on, doggy.
Let me... let me save. I'm gonna change my pants because...
These pants, I can't bend my fucking knees. I'm trying to get comfortable here, so I'll be right back.
I have eight eggs from my comfortable pants, my egg pants, and I've got the little egg
good guy all over the world just so you know 1000 gold coins is worth 2.3 million
dollars that ship captain Rob oh my god I actually got robbed I mean the captain's
He's probably fucking dead now, right?
Like...
I don't think he's much better off.
It's all my money just went into the ocean.
Probably.
What a fucking waste.
Wait!
His body's on the beach?
Hold on.
Even if that's not true, it's worth searching.
That's not him, is it?
Can't see.
Ooh, dried fish.
Wait, there's a lot of shit.
Wait, this is some good shit.
So real good, I don't want to pick up the sword.
We got weapon repair kits, ashram, and we got some good shit.
Plus 26 steel swords!
Don't mind if I do.
Wait, yeah, there's some real good shit here.
Holy fuck, am I a thousand dollars? You guys were right.
I didn't even think to look, I just assumed we would all wash up separately, not them conveniently right next to me.
There's some good shit, a sapphire?
Apple
Good for days and there's some good shit here
Places of power it's gotta be
Y'all fucking show oh my god, there's so much loot
What you're fucking
Get down here bro get down here
Monster ear, monster claw, perhaps a monster eye?
Monster bone, monster, I can't get these fucking eyeballs.
I don't know how hard I try.
I got a diamond.
Dude, the loot is insane.
Skeletons history and geography.
I'm not reading all that.
Where's the fucking monster eyes? Yo, a toad? Ah, so 91? Thank you for the prize.
That was some good ass loot.
more loot! It was like my fucking birthday. Enhanced cat.
Luga, thanks for subbing. Welcome. I think I saw more over here.
Yeah, shipwrecks are a gold mine. We should do this more often.
So awesome. That's all this. I think it's just stuff on the bottom of the ocean.
All right.
Alright.
But I can go on the boat?
Wait, where are we?
There's so much.
Holy shit.
Here, thanks for four months.
Oh, so that's your turn.
Let me drop this bomb.
What's your nerve?
Fuck you, bitch.
Siren vocal chords, monster 2.
What's your nerve?
Fuck you, bitch.
Siren vocal chords, monster 2.
Assassin gauntlets!
Oh my god, that sounds... interesting.
It's not a god, not I!
MONSTER I!!!
Oh my god, wait, I can go make it now! I can go make it now!
I need to find a teepee thing though.
Dude, this is... it really is like my fucking birthday.
Oh my god. So awesome.
Let's loot this shit too then. We'll be on our... on our way.
Dumpling? Fuck yeah.
Bombardier collect the formula for six different bomb types.
Nice.
So much stuff.
I can't believe I almost left it all behind.
Crazy pulls, crazy pulls.
And I got my money back.
Wait, wait, let's not...
I'm just gonna go make my armor.
Okay, uh...
Oh...
Uh...
How do I go to a different place?
How do I go to a different place on the map?
A world map.
Okay.
Uh...
Is it...
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I'm going in. Had to reverse back to health.
I'm going to my head so itchy.
That's f*****g ass, dude.
I'm ready to make my last piece of armor.
So excited.
Okay, let's put this set on so long
Hey
Yeah, I got the set honestly doesn't look as cool as I thought but at least everything matches
Definitely not bad.
I don't want to go all the way up there.
Uh...
I don't want to go here, I guess.
You could upgrade it?
Oh, how do you upgrade it?
Oh
18 only okay, well I'm level 15 right now
More diagram hunting I mean that was not bad
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Whoa!
Serious seems kind of dangerous, compared to the others.
Can't I play today, Dad?
There's a quest.
Ma'am?
What is it?
I'm sure June and the last storm I've lost everything
I haven't even got the coin for the journey home and with each day's delay I walk closer to bankruptcy
Might have guessed you'd come around the coin
So need a loan or is it just alms you're after I should pay you back every last couple. I swear it
He'd only call and me at my address in Novigrad
Hmm, do I believe him?
I mean, why do I get out of it?
I just get my money back, but I risk losing my money.
I don't believe him.
Quite a few too many tales like yours to believe yet another.
I tell you the truth.
I'd probably not believe it either.
Alas, I must count on the kindness of others.
I feel kind of bad, but I feel like I was a scam.
Donnie, thanks for 28 months.
So, Sarge.
Thank you.
Aww.
You need not be this child.
I know.
But I won't.
Well, King Court, thank you for the time.
Thanks, King Court.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Much appreciated.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I feel like I should have given that guy money.
I just assumed it was a trick because I've been tricked so many times in this game.
Thanks, King Fort.
This map is such a young lass.
Apparently, it should be the one going.
They shared a band of lovers.
Son of a...
It's her decision.
Wait, dude.
Oh, thank you.
Nice to see you again.
love each other. The unity. King Bran of Clanqueerseck has embarked on his final voyage. At its end,
our glorious ancestors await him. Together they will hunt and raid. They will sit round
the fire and praise the beads of ages past for now he lives in our hearts one
day we too shall stand at his side ever the morning ever you smell wonderful you
You smell wonderful, Geralt. We're at a funeral.
You smell wonderful at this funeral.
Ha ha ha!
Skellige is its clan.
In times of war, tradition holds the clans unite under the leadership of their king.
We've bred Bran farewell.
Time to pick his successor who will lead us against the Black ones.
The gates of control stand open to all who hail Bran of clan Twirsachtir.
Mead and meat will be plentiful.
During the wake, those who believe themselves worthy of the crown will step forth.
I mean, I wanna pick three, but I should probably pick one for the sake of the story, right?
Uh, what do you guys think?
I haven't seen each other in two years.
I want a solitary cottage by the sea.
I want to lock myself inside with you.
Stay there for a week.
What would we do then for a week?
I've got so many ideas.
The one with the rope you use for trophies.
What the hell?
You're two deans, thanks for the seven months.
These are exactly the same response!
Read my mind. Hate it when you read my mind.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
But they're dangerous
Also ran into an old friend of ours in Velen
Kira what on earth is Kira not staying in that wasteland hiding from witch hunters
Listen, she told me an elven mage had been there looking for Siri
Good
You'll need to tell me more when we have some time. I forgot that I killed Kira
I was saying Kira's and like death note
Oh, my bad guys, my bad, I made some bad choices.
I-I-I may have fucked up. I did, I did, I did, I did.
I'm sorry.
You smashed her and then slidered her, so Yennefer doesn't know!
No!
No, no, no, that's not what happened at all!
Or like, that is what happened but that wasn't my plan!
That wasn't my plan at all!
That wasn't the plan!
No!
No!
Don't say caught!
That wasn't the plan!
It's just how things played out.
That's all.
Oh my god
Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
Focus guys, Jennifer is here
Let's not think about the past
Okay
Oh my gosh.
Ermian.
Oh, the troller is so laser.
He's green, too.
I'll see you at the wake, and I'll not accept any excuses.
I have an important matter to discuss with you.
Guess our solitary hut will have to wait.
Krakon crates someone we want on our side.
I shall wear black and white for the feast.
I count on you to gun something complimentary.
Something that doesn't wreak over a thousand hunts.
What? I just had this armor crafted!
Excuse me!
I just had this armor crafted! What does she mean?
enjoy ourselves. We've matters to resolve and she'd dress appropriately. I've rented
a room at the inn. Took the liberty of laying out some clothes for you there. You ought to
go, choose something. In the meantime, I have something to attend to. We'll meet at the
entrance to the feast hall.
She wants to see you in that cod piece.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
And if I were in Jennifer's room and put on some formal attire.
Is that an optional part?
What's that?
I suppose to be.
We got to put on the formal attire, or I mean of course if we had a first date, of course
we have to look nice.
Is that even a question?
Oh, you're in the fur!
And the luxury
She have a fucking unicorn in her room
The stuffed unicorn she fixed it what?
No idea how she managed to bring so much clothing must have hired out of galleon as usual black and white
So fancy
glamour
Sent to fly like in Gooseberries even with the lid on taste isn't charged bad C
Hey, what are they use the unicorn for?
And for journal
My thoughts are think with increasing frequency to the idea of capturing a gin
Is that how you pronounce it? If I could just harness its power, there's as much I would gain.
Almost VAR-Ypsis tone confirms what I have long suspected. That is why my failure to do so previously.
Taming a Jinn is in fact possible. According to VAR-Ypsis, the difficulties involved in betting such a big deal of ones-
Okay, I don't care about this. I was more excited to read her diary. I thought there'd be some juicy shit in there.
wait I have to change to my own clothes bro I don't have anything nice I don't
have formal attire she's gonna steal all her stuff
That's awesome.
Thanks for 33 months.
Is there a shop in town?
I could try.
Oh wait, there we go.
I bore that shit.
She must have picked it out for me.
There's men's clothes, unless she was with another man.
Rikuchi XD, thank you for the prime.
Thank you.
That's a skill of good breaches.
Uh...
Oh wait, what am I doing?
Okay.
Okay, there we go.
Carol, it doesn't suit you.
Take off your fucking gloves.
Okay.
She'll be happy with this, right?
But what don't we do for her?
Who exactly is she to me? Um the love of your life. Hello. Are you stupid or something?
I mean who is she to me?
My dad's all fighting the block
He's got so many girls he doesn't know
Carol, you're a piece of shit.
I just pushed the woman off the bridge, too, when I was running.
Hello, Bajor.
for sure. For that the only harm. Terrorism the bear meaner than unscathed. They hunt
come dusk or dawn. Attack fishermen wielding just ores and warriors alike.
You're giving Daniline crap? Okay, but I've only had strange. Who was three girl
friends in this game? Daniline had like eight. He was on a boat and we're
You know, so...
Let's talk about my reward.
Give me the good shit.
Not much for a couple of sea fiends, not a chance in hell.
Oh shit, I really pissed him off.
That's dear it is, but it could be worth it.
Alright, I pay you what you want.
You start high.
I'll take the job, dealt with drowners many times, it'll soon be over.
My word on that.
Okay, yet a fur. I'm on my way.
My lovely lady. She she she.
She she she she she she she.
She's saying I'm getting farther away. Am I taking the right path?
Oh, this is beautiful, though.
I love a nice scenic moment in a game.
Yeah, I should have taken the horse.
Yeah, if we're walking this all alone without me, we should have gone together holding hands.
What the hell, Yen?
Oh, there's a key behind up there.
Any upstart can be king and destroy his predecessors legacy the king of the isles is a more symbolic position
That should change as well a strong leader who wields true power that is what the times require
Introduce me oh you have to include your lady
Introduce me this is my friend gerald and this is brand widow of the dear departed brand
I guess we're still on the rock. I don't know.
It's a pleasure to meet you, Geralt. You must forgive me, but I'm a Discord Mod-Riz.
What does that mean?
I cannot indulge in my poncho for long conversations.
Lovely outfit.
You look...dashy.
Thank you.
You're...dazzling.
You know I really missed your candidness.
I'm glad we're here together.
Don't like funerals don't like feasts. I know you also dislike underdone meat and being teleported
But sometimes we must overcome our disgusts and prevail
We should mingle before they all get drunk. There'll be no talking to anyone then good thinking
I don't know what Krach wants when we meet with him. We should have clear minds
I'm not gonna drink. Why don't my senses when I'm in such pleasant company
Oh, hee hee.
No
Lady Jennifer
Nice to meet you quite a few guests
We wanted to talk to croc on crate
Wait, Yarl will join us shortly. He's assigned you a place of honor at the table just beside his daughter, Cerys.
Follow me, please.
Can't you see his head?
I asked him to. He wanted to meet the notorious witcher, Daryl.
We've met. Don't remember?
That was ages ago. Yarl and I were children when we last visited Orda.
Wait, you should meet your feasts.
Yarn's daughters are in no way inferior to their sons.
Do you know, every last one of them dreams have been brand success, are you?
Look at him. Likely lot.
Yarn says jealous, for the one among us who performs the greatest feat will be Crown Kent.
We all know the feat are essential. Our fathers will choose who will wear the crown.
What do you think they scored the best?
You talk like that because you're short of strength and skill.
Remember when Yama challenged us all to a race up the mountain?
You didn't stand with us then.
As he buried his axe in that stump at the top to mark his victory,
you were warming your chicken bone by the...
Let me hug you. Let me hug you. Let me hug you.
...had my reasons for not participating.
But I would have won then, as I'd win now.
You'd get a lot of Wi-Fi cry.
Now you mention it. Just notice Yama's not here.
My brother walks his own paths.
But about the race, we don't want to pay it.
Oh, I know it! And I'll help you. We're trying to clean it.
What is it?
I beat him to the top. Venture to say that'll be a fair day.
So you're in.
What?
It's the witchers in.
Who is it, girls?
Wait, wait, wait!
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Oh, she looks so cute.
What?
Right.
Gladly. What are the rules?
We're rating whoever pulls Xiao Ma's axe when it's done for the top of the hill wins.
Stray off the pot and you lose.
And here I was ready to kill them all the boarders. Let's go!
We're here. From this spot you must reach the top of that mountain.
At the stomach you'll see the stump of an oak. Yalma's axe buried in it. Whoever pulls the axe from the stump first wins.
I'm ready.
You'll start when I sound the horn.
I'm ready!
I'm ready!
I'm ready. I'm sprinting
I will win
Bye kitty
No mercy.
I'm always supposed to be at a, like at a funeral party?
Now we're, now we're racing the top of the mountain.
So lost and confused.
There it is the axe
I won but only by a hair
No such thing. There's women and there's losing and I lost
We best go back to the week
Let's
Whoo
See the wakes in full swing
Let's say you two won I lost lost to a witcher Sparrow Hawk
It lately happened to any of us
Enough of the Nathar and let's drink. I
Cannot drink I'm on a mission can't today for good reason believe me
But if not today then when?
You've been great company
Sadly, it's time. We moved on really indeed
We must talk, but we'll tell you. You shall learn all when we're back there.
Fuck you yet? I've heard private!
He's fine with me!
Well, at least it's a little bit of a game.
I can't see a thing.
Yeah, Mark.
Yeah, it's a good one.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, I will tell me.
Yes.
Allow me to introduce Geralt of Rivia, a witcher.
Geralt, Yaldona and Hilda, and Yalmadrin Lugos.
Carlin Lugos, a madman, an insult, a madman.
Yes.
It's a common goatfucker.
Call me a goatfucker one more time, and I'll chop off your head, stick it
on a pike, and piss down your neck.
Enough! Time to settle this. Here and now.
Oh, ha ha ha! Giving me a true freight right now.
Shack my best trousers. Get away before you cut yourself.
You're cut.
Calm down.
Lot's Skeletons call the truce for feasts.
I know the hallowed customs, but Lugos ought to know that I'll not let him raid my Hindisfial bear.
You don't scare anyone, Donor.
I'll be boy soon to plow your priestesses, drink from your tankard, and shit on your table.
Be sure to leave a candle lit for me.
Andrew would be very pleased to hear you call.
His imperial majesty is more than welcome to visit.
Let him sail over here. We ain't afraid of the block loans.
Raiding coastal villages is one thing,
but tell the war with the empire is another.
Awfully mountainous one! Go stir your cauldron and pierce some boils, witch.
Don't talk when you haven't got a fucking clue!
Calm down, you guys.
Now, why don't you teach me how to fight?
That was not my intention.
Calm down. I believe these discussions won its course.
Yeah, fuck you guys.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes?
What now?
Now we pay a visit to Ermion's laboratory.
Didn't know we'd been invited.
Because we'd not been.
Let's go.
Take it, Ermion won't be there.
That's right.
And what's the purpose of this visit?
We're looking for an update.
Oh my god!
Sarah, thank you for the 100!
Thank you!
W. Perigal, oh my goodness.
Thank you Paragon! Oh no! Wow! We have 14k subs! That's crazy!
Thanks Paragon!
Yes, yes, yes.
Thanks Paragon! They'll be using hearts for Paragon, please.
Thank you! Thank you so much!
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Thanks Paragon!
What's steps?
What's steps? Yes?
yes yes yes yes yes what's up yes yes yes hide behind the tapestry
What about Nightingale's?
All right, Nightingale's crew is here.
We're going to have to wait for him to come back.
I don't think he's going to come back.
I don't think he's going to come back.
I don't think he's going to come back.
I don't think he's going to come back.
I think he is
We made it out
Yes
Sorry.
I can't control myself.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Geralt of Rivia, being romantic.
It is beautiful.
Oh!
Why, why is she teepee away from me?
Is that not annoying?
I'm sorry.
I just wanted to hear, um, your, your lovely voice.
Yes, yes, yes.
The white loot?
Don't mind if I do.
I shouldn't rest.
I just noticed I don't have all my heals.
It's being required.
Amazing how a hobby can render a man mysterious.
Fascinating.
Especially a druid.
Must be a real nature lover.
Now this is what I like to see.
This is the best thing I've seen in this game so far.
Y'all know how I feel about bears.
That one at Camorn.
Please.
100 Lucenero if you saw that in the woods looks alive
I
Ah, you all right myself the doors locked
The enemies they're alive yen watch out. No the bear was alive all along
everywhere oh they died one hit okay oh my god
dude well they've got skulls over them
it's definitely the crack level oh the crack levels on this quest I believe thanks Alice have a good night
show me what you got thank you for the resub
I'm here!
Come on!
Let's pass out!
happening you were hallucinating you ran at Ermian's animals sword flailing I
had to calm you
mind if we never mention this again naturally doors open we'll proceed as
soon as you've collected trophies of your kills
Let's go inside, Bargward.
Yes?
Yes, I'll lock the entrance. We don't want to raise suspicions.
Smart.
Ah, our dear Druid's laboratory. We must search thoroughly. The Mask of Urboros must be here.
Skelliger's tales about the wild hunt the island is the island of insects, why does the Coe have a quest?
Oh, it's a quest. I guess these things are important. Part of the quest.
Out of date.
The child's skull?
Nothing.
Say hello, thanks for two years, thank you, and Coach Yo-Gurt, thanks for nine months.
Two years glow pass.
Salem, thanks for two years. Thank you.
And Coach Yogurt, thanks for nine months.
I don't like the pine cone either.
Hmm, nothing.
Need something else. Gotta look around.
What's this?
A sword and a stone. Things begging me to pull it out.
It's not in the stone, don't you see? It's held there by a vice.
Yes, yes laboratory worthy of an imperial alchemist
A horse a goat carved out of lindenwood signed to uncle urmiel little series handiwork
That's what she called him when he was her tutor
How cute little Siri yes, let's try the need I guess let's try again
How about a mug of me statue or not everybody needs a drink sometimes
Seems like it worked
Oh, I'm Ian enjoys jests achieved at the expense of others. I've a sneak in suspicion
Yeah, never yes
Be so thanks for 19 months and we're love. Hello
We've got it! We must return to the feast quickly before...
Oh, no!
Oh
We had a monster eye.
Don't need that anymore though.
Uh oh.
Oh.
Look for a way to escape.
Uuuhm!
I don't know! Yedifer!
Yes?
A way to escape?
Ow.
Telebors out of here
Hold on tight
He didn't say what I picked he didn't say what I picked
Damn I tore a hole in my dress wait a minute. I must mend it
Please. I need you on the needle.
He didn't say it!
What are you gonna do?!
What?! I can imagine someone else's-
What the hell?
Wait.
For what?
We must talk to Croc.
Why?
You think he misses us?
Because I missed you.
Oh, good grief.
They're literally at a-
This must be at a funeral right now!
Guys!
Good grief.
You had a fucking funeral.
Oh
Man
No
I miss G2
What is going on?
What is going on, dude?
Do you have any idea what is going on, dude?
Gallery cross-weaving.
Is that so?
Wait, why on the... on the unicorn?
Just like the books?
W-why?
Can't let go of the main.
I know you. I let go. You throw us off.
And I have it.
Don't even try.
Why?
My own my.
Missed you.
I missed you too.
I didn't know this game was so um...
I gotta get back to the wake.
Like, literally showed everything.
It's book accurate. Oh, great. Great.
Why the unicorn? What? It's supposed to be funny or what?
Why not?
I don't know, but like...
Why?
McWaldin, thanks for 21 months!
Let's begin.
We have seen Burn-off to the beyond.
Must not choose his successor.
I did not expect that.
I did not expect that.
I thought they were just going to make out or something.
There's no lack of men like that.
Let those who feel worthy of the throne of Skellige.
That was your choice?
I thought there was kind of like a romantic moment or something. I mean I guess they did but like
What damn I don't know
So video came I
Just thought they were gonna play blunt. Okay. Well, I didn't think that but
Well now I know I guess this is some serious shit
My son could not be here this day. Behold his will!
Well I'm glad that the funeral seems to be going fine. At least.
The first picture game gave you collector cards for all the people you've slept with.
And how many- how many were possible? What the fuck?
Strangle, thanks for the 28 months.
She's ill-dozer, is she not?
48? There's no way that's true. 30?
Over 28.
11 or 12?
It's not a lot.
That's a lot.
essential we talk now
well I can't even focus on what's happening now
how was it Geralt when Ciri was nearing womanhood I remember well her
Nan her mother but they were like they say the apple doesn't fall far from the
tree Ciri was impossible to control no telling her what to do had to have
things her own way almost always why do you ask no specific reason she in the
series they're of a similar age but we'll speak of my children later first
let's speak of yours Yennefer claims series in trouble and you seek her
that's right if you require aid gold ships anything merely say the word
I'll give you all I can and I know the last lives
I'm sure of it
And the blood of reality fucking you're pouring the sea cool great. Is it with her when she travels like Mark such a storm
Magic and normal
I'm still thinking about it so bothered by it my strong suspicion, but I can only know for certain by
Red? Great.
Oh, it's crazy. It's weird.
What the fuck?
Why- Why are the unicorns?
I'm not stone-locked. I'm just confused.
place. Am I right to assume he does not know you seek city? It's of no concern for him.
It's her thing, if you know you know. Okay. At any rate, Art Scalic's my eye. You have
my permission to investigate as you see fit. I'm wondering if I should talk to Hermion.
Leave that to me. Go. Seek and find your Cyrilla. If any ill befall her here,
art skillic on my watch I'd never forgive myself thank you no need I swore an oath
once I aim to keep it unfold tell the druid I must speak to him at the usual
spot I want to watch his back you remember Yalma well he swore a note
to kill the giant of undick set off and is yet to return
whether saris announced that she's to set off on an adventure of her own
got it in her head that udderick is not mad but curse
can't help wondering got no plans to buy for the crown yourself
I think a good number of the y'alls would support you.
A good number, those opposed would be fierce, grabbing.
Madman Lugus would soon or see an elf guardian on the throne.
It's alright, a man should know when to step aside.
Hand the tiller to the youth among us.
The giants may have been extinct for ages.
Anyone actually seen the one on Undlich?
All right, dozens of refugees have been.
The giant drove everyone off the aisle.
I've welcome what remains of Clam Tordorakir and Ard Skellig.
I heard a rumor that an unnatural frost gripped Unvec before the giant appeared.
That's true. At any rate, Yelma decided to kill the giant and give the aisle back to its people.
A deed where they have a king, he believes.
My son gathered a hearty crew at the new port. They were to sail to Andrei, then travel on foot to Oskar, the military.
But that many lads should have killed the giant long ago. Thus, I thought to ask you...
You should start at the new port. Ask around. Hjalmar might have told someone there his plans.
Take it, Saris wants to lift the curse.
There's no curse to speak of.
Saris has decided she must matriam her and sort out the deed worthy of a queen.
Think she might need my help? You did plan to ask me for it. Why?
The thing is, I don't trust Udel Rek further than I can spit.
Saris, won't listen to me.
Are her brother.
Yet confronted by a professional
who will explain why she's mistaken,
she just might come to a senses.
So, yes, I ask that you explain things to her.
And bring her back.
If either Yalmar or Saris need help.
I'll take it.
I'll take you.
Now that we're done thanking one another let's get to work. We must determine if Siri is still on our spell.
I'll change into tablet time and time will head south. The anomaly we should investigate destroyed a stretch of forest along the shore of the bay.
A successful feast on all counts, Crack. I will see you later.
Damn, she's so cool.
I'm level 16.
I'm getting out of front of the side of the magic cataclysm.
I'm trying to side if I should um...
Keep playing or go practice.
Looks like Jake's gonna try to practice offline because I'm a bit tired.
Yeah, I'd probably want to like take a bath and then practice
Perhaps
Late for you. It's like 11, but I usually had to stream around this time. I
Did not think that would kill me. I was just running around
I was just parkouring while I was deciding what to do. Oh my gosh, what was wrong with me?
Oh my lord.
The keys?
Oh my gosh.
Uh, how do I get out of here?
I'm supposed to go through the building.
So that was a crazy funeral.
Um.
Let us know a thing. I watch ye die with pleasure.
Oh, wait, wait, is it because I'm stealing stuff? I'm sorry. I need it. I don't know. I might use it someday.
Oh, you have to steal something in full view of guards. This could end badly.
Grab those swords, but I prefer me trusty axe.
That's nice.
I thought he couldn't see his back was turned.
Oh, I'm gonna make so many enemies.
Worst funeral ever.
He called me on your sword and you stole from him and killed him.
I mean, I haven't gotten any kind of repercussions at all for stealing this entire game, so I
assume no one cared!
You know?
What the fuck?
I chutter.
Okay, I'm probably gonna...
Um, I'm gonna buy some stuff here.
Never mind.
I'm gonna, um, go take a bath and practice some cod.
and tomorrow's first day of the AT&T and Nile Air Cup tournament and the
Gulf Stream with Sin and Zoyle will be on Friday instead. I'm gonna open some
Riftbound cards with Mary too I think on Friday so tomorrow gaming Friday hanging
out with people and being madly. You're at 40% of the game now? Wait really?
Maybe I can progress them, but I kinda wanna go back and do some of the side quests that I skipped.
If they're worth doing.
I mean, if they're kinda just like whatever.
Pretty good progress.
Pretty good progress.
Okay, thank you guys for watching today. It was fun.
I had a good time. Oh.
Cheddar is here.
I will be live tomorrow. Thank you guys for watching. If you do, don't forget to follow the stream and stuff.
I'm gonna go chill and then do a little bit of practice for tomorrow. I mean, nothing crazy. I'm not gonna become a god overnight, but
but at least feel comfortable pressing the buttons and stuff, you know?
Alright, goodnight, guys!
I hope you all have a lovely evening.
Bye, guys!
Good night!
Bye!
Bye!
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