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You could also do this since you're a Red Bull athlete, uh, well, you know, but then I would miss subsunday, so, ha ha ha, yeah, I would miss subsunday, so I can't, I can't do that, ha ha ha, oh man, 9 hours of sleep total?
That's fucking insane, that is actually crazy.
I'm fucking saying a lot of games on this wheel.
I'm gonna have to download most of these but I pre-downloaded some of the big games at
least.
Oh shit!
Oh, so close!
No, I'm not a human player.
Okay, I'm actually down because I want to do another run.
But I did play this on a previous subsunday so it's not completely fresh but if you guys
want I can do another run.
I like this game but it's a little spooky.
Oh, my friend, we have a fucking chorm emote for it.
Oh, my gosh.
All right.
We will do this, run it again.
Okay, I do have a question.
I don't know if people here would be able to answer this.
I'm sure some people here have played it, right?
Are the imposters the same NPCs every time,
or is each run, it could be different NPCs?
Like, is it random?
Another Zach, thanks for 32 months.
And London, thank you for the five months.
It's different, they're different.
Oh, okay.
Oh, so I was being stupid,
guessing based on how suspicious they were acting.
So it's actually just random.
So I actually do have to check everybody.
Oh, okay.
That's why I died last time, I think.
Zoomey, thank you for the one year, welcome back.
It's random, there's some that are guaranteed,
but not all of them.
Well, I don't even know what the guaranteed ones are.
I'm missing the important game knowledge.
Okay, new game.
Snap 41 months like a boss and I'll got him old like you now.
What do you mean like me?
Thanks, Nelen, for the 41 months. Wait, this is new.
I should've just got back from our trip. Is this new?
Aren't you tired of staying at home? Maybe I just forgot this.
Yeah, yeah, I remember I think this is new
We went to the beach no, I remember this guy lying on the beach, but it was way too hot yesterday, so we took off early
Kitchy I remember those legs. Yeah
Now we're getting her ready for school
She doesn't want to go, but what can you do, right?
Oh, scary.
I really like this game. I would like to beat this game.
Or at least I'll get a different ending this time, right? So that's good.
Okay, talk to you later. Bye.
Cats are like top two animals with top one, then.
Nick, thanks for forcing us to gear 3!
Why's my sensitivity so high?
Hey neighbor, long time no see, how's life?
Excuse me, everyone.
So let me level with you, I came over for a reason, but getting a little worried about you.
Something real bad seems to be headed our way.
I sent off a phone with my cousin, she told me the news is safe, something weird's going on with the sun.
I thought there's people coming up from underground, they're calling them visitors for whatever reason.
Creepy stuff, huh? I sure hope it's not true.
I'll be moving my camera.
So you guys can see the text better.
There we go.
What's happening with the sun?
Either it's going to explode or something's going to explode on it.
Not totally sure.
All I know is something's wrong with it.
I'm sure you've noticed this summer's been the hottest one ever, right?
I think we need to prepare ourselves for the worst.
My cousin told me that being home alone is dangerous.
So I came over to make sure you don't end up hurt or worse.
I can look after myself. I'm sure you can, but I'm not sure you understand just how dangerous it is to be alone right now.
How about I stay with you for just one night, just in case. I'd really help me put my mind at ease.
Don't worry about my family. A good friend of mine is staying with us right now. He's looking after them while I'm here.
Great, let's continue this conversation in the morning then. I'll see you in the kitchen when you wake up. See you in the morning.
Alright, time for bed.
The little boy they got to narrate is a great actor.
Yeah, the little boy who's narrating.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Oh, and I forgot to check the curtains.
Breaking news!
At 6.28 a.m. today, there was a powerful emission of energy from the sun.
This burst of energy was far larger than scientists had predicted.
As a result, temperature was outside of reach critical levels.
The government has since declared a state of emergency.
Well, yes, that viewers refrain from going outside during the day.
Up next, something lighter.
You know, Nicholas, thanks for 35 months. Good night.
I don't look that way anymore.
I never figured out why he doesn't like to look that way.
You see ballerina is dancing gracefully crossing the stage is strong, but delicate leaps
Did you just think the mic it sounds surprisingly good today so far I didn't do anything to the mic it's just as
Where it's random if it sounds good or not
Some days it's perfect some days. It's like what if people are like what the fuck is wrong with you?
Like I'm sorry
Damn, so it is true after all well that everything I said makes sense
Don't go outside during the day, and you have to remember to let other people in.
Why are those strangers in my house?
I know you prefer to keep your distance from people, but you have to.
My cousin doesn't know for sure why we can't just bunk her down by ourselves.
But she mentioned that if anyone comes and asks of you if you're alone, say no,
and tell them someone's in the house with you.
Hate doing with people.
I know, it won't be easy for you, but you have no choice.
It might be the only thing that keeps you alive.
And who knows, they might even bring something useful or share some interesting information.
And don't forget to test them for signs of being a visitor. You won't have much energy during the day with this heat.
So choose who you want to test carefully. You'll have to take a real close look. It's strenuous draining work.
But don't worry about chatting with people. That won't take up any energy. So talk as much as you like.
Be sure to look out your windows. TV's great though, but there's no better source of info than your own two eyes.
Then what? I'm afraid all we can do now is try to survive.
I hope this night marred soon.
I'm sure the government will help us somehow, maybe they'll lead everyone to shelter or
something like that.
If they do, stick together with me and my family.
Alright, that's it for me.
Alright, I almost forgot.
I'm heading back down tomorrow night, right down my number, they just set up the line
over there.
595-484, we'll keep in touch on the phone, okay, now that's really it, crack a beer and
get some sleep.
Now, crack a beer and take a little nap.
He doesn't know.
Yeah, he doesn't know.
Uh, so there's, there's nothing in here, right?
Well, I was about to try to call the number now.
Invalid!
Interesting.
Okay, uh, I know how to do this, I think.
People, they're burning.
Describe what you're seeing as they're a fire?
No, it's the sun, they're burning up in the sun.
Damn, the sun's super fucking hot.
Is this game scary? Um...
It can be. It's pretty unsettling, yeah.
Do not leave the house a little dark.
I know that guy haunts the streets at night.
The pale one. He's not human.
Oh, there's a little cat.
Alright, bedtime. Good night.
knock at the door and the distance you spy the house of your neighbor who's currently
visiting you light blazes through the windows and it seems like his family is waiting for
him to come back home.
Dude I have great energy today you know why cuz I'm one of those people that my energy
depends on how good I eat right and I have a whole can of spaghettios for breakfast today
I'm like wait, I feel amazing. Maybe I just need to eat a can of spaghettios every day
You see a few teenagers hanging out in the yard. They're sitting around without a care in the world chatting about something
They pay you no mind
You'll bury. Thanks for 28 months
Crazy, just like a human. Well, I feel like for me, it's especially true. Like when I eat like shit, I feel like I'm gonna die
Hi
Is my daddy here? Can you get him for me? I was okay before but I'm really scared now
There are lots of strange people out here tonight, that's your dad's name.
You forgot his name? Oh wait, you're just testing to see if I'm a visitor or not.
Reaver, thanks for the five gifted! Thanks, Reaver!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, that is eating like shit.
No dude, I'm telling you, like, SpaghettiOs, hot pockets,
like frozen lasagna, things like that, like,
it's just how a human was meant to eat, man, like bread, meat, and tomato sauce.
Like, it's just, that's just how we were meant to eat, I think, in my opinion.
Pasta has complex card, well I, I love pasta.
You're smart, also asking questions to test people too.
Uh, are you afraid of visitors?
I don't know.
Everyone's afraid of them, so maybe I should be too.
I've never seen one before.
Are they scary? Do they hit you hard?
If so, maybe my friend from school is a visitor.
He punches me all the time. What the heck? Oh, thank you for the 10. Thank you
Thanks guys for the hype train. Dude, we're almost at 15k subs. What the heck is really going on lately?
Daddy told me to be careful, so I was super careful. I skipped it over here real quiet. No one saw me
Have a good day
So basically I get it the dad what did I do the first time I got her dad right but then her dad died, right?
Maybe I should not give her her dad
I'm gonna try it. Thanks you two. I'm gonna go home. It's scary out here
We're gonna play a new game daddy made up for me
You have to roll dice and then you move stuff around like the armchair of the couch
You have to build a big pound near the door to win. I'll show you how to play another time
Bye. Oh wait. No, her dad is here. Okay, so her dad leaves over in front of what?
Can I come in I was saying shelter to bar down the road but they kicked me out just like that why I
guess that everyone there found my personality particularly palatable but I don't mean anyone
any harm don't worry life is shitty sometimes you know so what do you say my good man can I come in
Okay, maybe this time I shouldn't invite so many people inside
Right like just one person if they're not if they don't try to be a visitor. They can be my homie, right?
I filled back I think that the first time I've looked so I've done one run this game before I left this guy in he was
Super chill. I got him killed because I didn't pick the right person to kick out
So maybe I get another chance
Right. What do you consider trouble? Murder and violence disgust me to my core, but I won't suffer the trespasses of others either. I love good food and drink. I enjoy a chat when I'm in the mood. Does that sound like trouble to you?
Why, they can't get your pretty shelter. I considered staying something rude just now, but thought the better of it. I told you already, someone there didn't like me. God knows who it was.
Now the thing about it, maybe it's a good thing they tossed me out. They could've eaten me alive back there and know what I fucking noticed.
Okay, come in. Thank you.
Trust in people doesn't amount to a hill of beans these days.
But I appreciate your trust in me.
Perhaps even, well no, I shouldn't have promised anything.
Alright, friend.
Oh, not a friend.
Hello.
Sorry to bother you so late.
It was just so hot saying the T suit you'd gotten sun,
so could you maybe I'm fine some space for me?
Show you later in.
We have one right now, but we don't want to let too many people in
Because it's hard to manage checking everyone.
Do we want her?
Yes or no, aren't you scared?
Tell me it'll all be over soon, please.
She's got a weird shoulder.
No.
Not with that haircut. Get out of here.
Okay, I get it. Thanks for hearing me out anyway.
Okay, clearly I should go then.
Bye? Yeah, um, bye.
Awkward.
There's a deathly silence outside. There's no one there.
Even the drunks have decided not to go out. Are they afraid of something?
Hey, can you help me? I'm not from around here. Dang, so cool.
What's the problem? There's been a mistake. I can't get out of the city. Air Force shutdown trains too?
to. We have nowhere left to go. No. I stayed at a hotel for a while but the money ran out.
So now I've got nowhere else to go. Please let me stay with you. I kind of want to let
him glass this guy. He's probably chill. You gotta let this guy in. I love this guy and
I appreciate it. Alright, we got two friends now. Let's not let too many people in, I think.
Confused! Thanks for a hundred freaking month re-subs!
Happy Sunday! Thank you.
You can watch TV ads for phone numbers this time in order, thanks.
Good afternoon, here's the news. The sun's activity rises steadily as crime levels also reach a new high.
According to recent data, the number of murderers over the last few nights has surpassed average figures.
Experts suspect this is related to society's ever-growing anxieties surrounding the visitors.
Wizard Flesh, thanks for the prime.
And now, over to, just a moment.
Our studio just received an urgent transmission
regarding contact with the phenomenon
we are calling the visitors.
Eyewitness accounts describe them as creatures
that could imitate the appearance and behavior of humans.
Avoid contact at all costs.
In one case, the visitor is able to be identified
with one tell-tale sign.
Perfect white teeth.
Our early report seemed to back this up.
Itachi, thank you for the 10, thank you.
Sources say they encountered an unhoused person with perfect white teeth, who later turned out to be a visitor.
That's all for now. Stay calm and don't leave the house during the day.
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tall friend
Ted appears on its lap twice a kid
That's what you wanted
I need to test you. What do you want to check your teeth?
Take a look. Take in that odor of sadness and smoke.
Okay, those are not perfectly white. Pretty yellow, right? So piss off with your test. I'm not a visitor.
Oh my god. Alright, you're a cool man. You're fine.
Gumbee, thanks for 42 months.
He's pretty rude. Like, I invited him into my home, you know?
Where's the other guy? This is the new guy.
Oh, what's up, man?
Oh, I've never checked myself in the other one. If only I could get out of this place. Holy shit! What is wrong with your face?
I guess sunburn since the sun's been going crazy?
I'm gonna test you. You think I'm infected?
You mean teeth can show if I caught the virus?
Well, if it helps. Okay, its teeth are not perfect. They're a little bit a little bit crooked.
Straight and hallowed, dentist's back home don't change much.
Alright, he's either white, but they're crookin', so I think he's okay.
They're sussy?
You think so?
But it's a perfect white teeth.
Alright, I'll check my own teeth.
Tomorrow night.
Or tomorrow, I mean.
Oh god, they're already here- Oh, I forgot to check the radio yesterday.
I see your neighbor and his daughter through the window.
They're playing happily, trying to get with the ongoing horrors, if only for a moment.
Alright, we're chilling.
The bodies of the teenagers are lying on the ground, someone killed them.
It appears it happened recently, the bloodstains have dried.
Rest in peace, teenagers.
They say perfect white teeth are perfectly white teeth.
I'm pretty sure it's perfect white teeth, because I remember in my first run, it looked like they had veneers, like those super, super, fake-ish veneers.
AHHHHHH!
Man's pal's death itself is standing on the footpath. There are strange folds in his skin. It's as though his flesh is the wrong size for his body.
You can't see his eyes from here, but you can feel his gaze boring in you. You suddenly feel a sense of deep fear and pride that the terrifying visitor passes by your house.
Yes, Samurai Pizza, thank you for the prime.
And Rain, thanks for 18 months.
There, much better.
Oh, howdy! My lovely wife and I are looking for a safe place to weather the storm.
Would you mind if we crash here for a bit? Only if there's no trouble, of course.
Like, you're in trouble.
Well, I guess we could go and look for shelter somewhere else.
Okay, so I remember my first run.
I let them inside.
And I would test him, but I could never test his wife, and I feel like something's up with the wife
It's not too much to ask. I mean
Her wife's being for herself. Of course you can honey. Will you say something?
She's really tired. I'm sorry, but maybe we can all talk together another day if we ever meet again, of course, right darling
That guy canonically beats his wife
Oh forgive me, I shouldn't be pushing it like this
All right, do we let him in or not?
We already have two people in here and I don't know, I just have a bad feeling about these
guys.
I let him in before.
She's a puppet, his hand is behind her, oh god.
I think we're not letting him in.
Please, friend, forget my insistence, but try putting yourself in my shoes.
My wife is very weak these days.
She tires quickly and I do anything for her, you understand?
I love her dearly. I'd give you the show off my back if I could buy her safety.
Speaking of that, we've got something that's not my shirt, but...
How about...
Energeka? I'm willing to give you everything I've left if it means my dog can get a moment's rest.
So what do you say, will you help us?
So he's giving me something.
What is Energeka?
Deal or no deal.
What is- what are you trying to give me?
I don't know what is Energeka?
Drugs? We don't need drugs.
There's gotta be something off of these two.
Got it. Sorry to bother you. We'll just have to keep looking won't we sweetie? Come on move your damn legs. I'm tired too.
Yeah, so it was not right there.
We'll try calling them.
The grocery store too.
Yo, his shirt's just fucking a mogus!
What?
You been seeing all this shit going on fucking crazy! You holding up okay in there, bro?
What do you want? Nothing really, I'm just curious, you know.
But hey, I've got a dope ass way for you to rake in some easy cash. Wanna hear it?
Since everyone's else busy being pussies about the sun, you can't make fat stacks that lift in a finger.
All these chumps are shit in their pants when they should be honing their grind set.
What is this guy?
Why are you here write down a business? I like that. I like that
Everyone thinks you're up to something in here bringing in all these people stirring some shit up
So let's roll with that and host the party to end all parties and the fucking world of Palooza, bro. I
Think this guy should leave he does he does have not perfectly white teeth. So that's one thing. I don't have to check right
All right, do we party with him?
Two smog, thanks for the five months.
I've never seen this guy before.
He didn't show up in my first run.
Party time?
I mean, I've never seen this guy,
so I wanna see what happened.
Wait, why does he have this weird,
like, it's like his head was sliced off and put back on.
Oh, it's a problem for later.
Fuck yeah, my dude, that's what I'm talking about.
Finally, someone with half a brain.
Suspicious.
Hey, hey, oh this guy's new too.
You're on the other side of the door, I can hear your footsteps.
It's wearing a crop top.
Mind if I crash here for the night?
What's with your face?
His face does look kind of off.
What's wrong with it?
Looks fine to me.
Oh, you mean why am I smiling?
Yeah, I haven't seen anyone smile in a while either.
made people forget what joy even feels like. Despair blinds us to what little
goodness still left in the world. What's there to be happy about? There's plenty of
reasons, but I can't tell you what should make you happy. What did you use to love
doing before all this happened? Try to remember what brought you joy. We can't
allow ourselves to wallow in despair now more than ever. I think this guy should
leave. He's off. I don't know about this guy. We have three people. Goodbye. It's fine,
but maybe there's something I can offer you. Is there something you want? I've got coffee.
Does that interest you? Oh, does coffee restore my energy? That could be useful. Does coffee
Restore my energy I can do more checks wait, but it's probably like a one-time use, right?
Oh
Energeka does both coffee and energy. Oh, okay
You know what fine, I hope you remember what it was like to feel joy
Maybe that death will be the only thing on your mind
Okay, I got a coffee, but I think it is one-time use no one else is coming tonight
I'm gonna check out here
Oh, no, it's just that guy, he's just showing there.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
Woof!
Good afternoon! Here's the news. The anomalous heat is continuing to rise, and the invasion of the visitors has shown no sign of slowing.
As such, the government has founded a new organization to address the emerging situation,
the Federal Emergency Management Agency, abbreviated as FEMA.
FEMA employees can be identified by their yellow hazmat suits and gas masks.
Nearly days since their founding, the agency has already discovered a new way to visit
visitors, dirt under fingernails.
Specialists say the sign helps identify visitors who have crawled out from under the ground.
That's all for now.
and don't leave the house during the day.
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Okay, so I might end up being a visitor.
That's a little unsettling.
Have your eyes become red, your teeth white?
Has dirt appeared under your nails?
No, not yet!
An evil spirit has entered you!
You're a visitor!
Oh god!
You're a dude!
Thanks for 11 months!
Don't let this blight take over your body.
Call our experts immediately on 777-460.
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you with enhanced protection.
Alright, good to know.
Okay, so...
I want to see what the coffee does exactly.
Oh, hello, sir.
Coffee.
I don't want you to cough off anymore.
Probably no one does.
He he.
Sup?
Uh, should I test a mogus guy?
Let's check his fingernails.
What do you want to check?
The fuck problem's a regular guy.
I don't do no crap with my nails, man, see?
Oh, they're clean.
No, get me wrong.
I wash them, bros, and I have time to do it today.
They're clean, mostly.
Okay.
Sincere, thanks for the five months.
Everything, dude, this guy's face is really,
his eyes are scary, everything's gonna be okay.
Let's check his teeth.
Go on if it helps you.
Here, take a look.
Ah!
Okay, he, this is a visitor.
He's a visitor.
I should not have let him in.
But I got a coffee, at least.
I wonder if a person's teeth says a lot about them.
It sure does, buddy.
I think these are the gun, isn't it?
No need to listen, no need to think.
just pull the trigger instead.
That makes things easier.
I forgive you.
Okay.
Hey man.
Should I drink the coffee you think?
My fear is that I'd be wasting it right now
because it might restore like three energy
I can have it later in the game, probably save it, right?
Let's call, um, forrest.
I'm hungry.
I need some, some energy drinks.
Hello, you reached forrest food delivery.
Would you like to place an order?
Oh, two cans of Energeka, please.
Thank you, your order has been accepted.
Please expect your delivery tomorrow night.
Okay, nice.
What is psychics again?
I'm not sure this won't fuck up my run, oops, I just typed it.
I think.
Alright, I'm gonna call my neighbor, I wanna see how the neighbor's doing.
Hey neighbor, you saw it happen out there, those teenagers got killed.
I thought the streets weren't that dangerous, guess I was wrong.
My daughter talked me into going out to play again, it didn't seem too bad until I saw
the bodies. That's the last time I'll risk her life like that. God, I'll never forgive myself if
something happens to her. She's my whole world. Killed them. It was that pale, tall thing. I
thought it only killed people who stayed inside. I thought I had it under control. Figured if I
ever saw that silhouette, we'd head straight back home. I didn't think about what else she might see.
Is your daughter okay? I don't know. With all those weeds, I was hoping she didn't notice,
But back at home she said she saw a face in the grass
I'm trying to convince her was her imagination, but she's not really biting
Careful. Thanks. You take care too
Oh, hello, please told me connect you with an available visitor removal specialist. Hello, who are you? What do you mean?
Oh, no, wait, should I not have called that?
I see you avoided my question.
Seems like the visitor's spears were taking root inside you.
And I listened carefully.
You don't have much time.
Tell me, do you ever leave a slice of bread out in the kitchen?
No?
Oh, that explains a lot.
You're not on good terms with your house spirit.
That's why the visitor's spirit came.
But no worries.
We can work with this.
Do you have a personal computer at home?
Personal what?
You seriously don't know what a computer is?
OK, never mind.
Moving on.
Very well.
Please confirm. Did you consume any mushrooms?
Now then don't start not even kombucha.
Otherwise it will be easier for the spirits to claim your body.
Even one sip in the mycelium could have started growing inside you and taking control of your body like a puppet.
This is not a simple case. Not simple at all.
All right, then one last question. Has there been any blood spilled in your home?
Yes, but I'm gonna say no.
Ah, what a shame, I'm afraid I can't identify the type of the spirit, so there's nothing more I can do.
Unfortunately, I have to end our session here. May the stars fall in your favor.
Your visitor removal service is now complete, thanks for using our services.
A consultation fee will be charged to your connected account, surely a fee?
That's correct, our visitor removal specialists need to make a living after all.
How would you rate your experience today?
Go fuck yourselves.
Thank you, your feedback's very important to us, goodbye.
Wow.
Drew bot, thanks for the sub, welcome!
I got FUCKED!
What the fuck?!
Alright, I'm gonna save my coffee.
Alright, how are you doing tall guy?
Safe in here?
No problem.
Alright, goodnight!
They're already here, wait, I can click on the nightstand?
I hate sleeping by the nightstand, too many bad memories.
There's a small group of female employees standing by your neighbor's house.
You wonder what they're talking about.
Maybe they're taking soil samples or looking for somewhere to set up a base.
Someone's at the door.
The charred husks of the teenager's bodies are lying on the ground.
It looks like they've been there all day.
Two female employees are standing next to the bodies and writing something down.
It's a good thing they should've taken away the corpses.
You need to think what kind of diseases could spread if the decaying flesh was left to rot out there.
Scary.
See a group of armed soldiers through the window.
Apparently it's a small squad that was sent here from the city to provide security for FEMA employees.
You hear some fragments of information about a pale man with a bare torso.
Maybe they want to track down that creepy visitor.
Hello?
No! Is this guy howdy?
I'm not letting you in. Is your door nice and sturdy? Never know what might happen to it. You understand.
I don't need anything from you. No, you don't. So, you alone? No, I'm not alone. It's your lucky day.
I can hear someone whispering inside. But who knows where they'll be in a few days?
Oh, it was so scary all those pasts.
Oh, this is a literal bird's nest head.
Holy shit. Hi for rest deliveries here.
Here you go, Energeka to X2.
Have a good day. Oh, I mean night. Still not used to that.
Hell yeah! Okay, I got energy drinks. I can check more shit. I need to start checking myself, right?
So, we meet again.
again. It's this fucking egghead guy. Oh wait, does he remember my first playthrough? I remember
things were a bit different last time we crossed paths, yet we remain alive. It's a bit strange.
It's a strange thing. I don't know how to explain it. This guy's a liar. He knows too much. He knows.
I'd like to start our conversation with a divination. Tell my fortune by choosing a page
in this book where should I open to towards the beginning the dead soon shall
speak but none will heed their words goodness me how shockingly relevant
though I suppose it's not much of a surprise to hear that now what does it
mean I need to think it through carefully do you have any insights to offer
anyway I only came here to tell you something event will soon begin to
unfold you need to be ready it may sound strange but the cat must enter I
I cannot yet explain how yet. I'm certain it will help you. You can choose me to do this information, of course
As for me, I think I'll have a ponder on the deeper meaning of your divination
Okay, so he tells me I left the cat in again. Screw go, stay for the prime- OH!
I didn't even leave the door. Howdy y'all home
Are you looking for someone? Ain't looking for nobody. Mama just needs a place to lay her head, darling
whole dark neighborhood gong gong cleared out ain't no one knows where to
I've been running ever since looking for a place to hunker down
why did they evict you said our building took a mighty solar hitter some whack
I do like that yellow fellas rushing blue folks out of our on their
hidey grab a few of them up to toys to get like nothing happened
Uh, goodbye. I-I-I don't trust her. Fine, just don't go open the door for them yellow fellas.
Matter of fact, don't open it at all!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I'll bring my brood here, big model, make sure you don't die alone.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Wait, what does that mean?
Refuse entry to aggressive? Okay.
No one else is coming tonight.
Wait, she's a gr- oh, so she's mad at it and let her in.
What are those sounds?
Where are these sounds coming from?
I've never heard this before.
Maybe it is the basement?
Dude, someone's doing some shit in the house.
Someone's up to no good.
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As of now, they have organized quarantine zones to attain potentially dangerous suspects.
FEMA has also identified a new visitor sign after experimenting with those detained, blood-red
eyes.
According to reports, FEMA discovered this sign after absorbing the detained visitors.
Noting the creatures have increased photosensitivity, causing their eyes to become inflamed in
red.
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I should order more coffee and energy drinks, right?
Alright, let's see what's going on today.
Today we'll be discussing the truth with the visitors.
Wait, what? He's not coming?
How do they steal all of his documents?
There was a balance of information in there. Damn, I don't know.
Don't care.
All right, um, a French, should I check tall guy, I mean he's so chill.
Okay, that guy, I think was a visitor, so this guy, I should probably check myself, right?
I think I'll check myself first, I need to check myself.
Teeth, hands or eyes?
What do you think?
Let's check the teeth.
I mean, they're pretty white, but would I say they're perfect?
I don't- I mean- they're not quite perfect.
I mean, they're pretty close.
Shit, white. Smokers would kill for these.
Let's check the eyes.
Oh, eyes are looking fine.
Okay.
Sparky 90, thank you for the prime.
Welcome, eyes look fine. Not red. Nothing they can pin on me.
Oh, I can get out of this place.
I need to test you. You think I'm infected?
Let's check your eyes.
My eyes are no problem.
Alright, you're fine. Good thing I brought my sunglasses.
True.
Would we- Would his eyes have
get red from the photo sensitivity?
Uh, oh, what about the number that orders me a place per day if you'd like to place
an order before you start calling in another time?
Fuck, I can't order today!
Um, should I drink an energy drink and check this guy?
Check his eyes or something?
I think it's probably fine to save.
I mean, none of them are even in the same rooms that are right now.
They can't really kill each other, right?
Oh wait, can they kill each other in different rooms or is it only like in the same room?
They can still kill? Oh
I can probably save them for now I think. Make sure to talk to them more.
Okay.
He's up.
You sure there are any debt collectors after you?
Debt collectors. Fuck you mean debt collectors.
Look, debts are fucking cancelled, bro.
The sun took care of that shit.
The bakes aren't exactly doing shit.
Probably never will again.
Which means I'm free as a fucking bird.
But the grind never ends, boys.
Bedding is so cooked.
I gotta think of something new. Something better.
Uh, sounds like everything going on with the sun
son was a stroke of luck for you. Man, come on, you're really gonna do me like that?
I had it all figured out. Double or nothing every time. No sweat, bitch. But now I have
a fresh start for real. By the way, I figured out my new hustle. Want the download, huh?
Okay. Look, FEMA's clearly calling the shots now, right? I need to, like, kiss a little
ass, you know? I'm thinking if we hand chumps over them on the regular, they might even
Let us in one of their tight ass bunkers feeling me
You want to hand people over to FEMA sure why the fuck not don't be a pussy
Don't be a pussy dire times call for dire hustles, bro
Quarantine zones are for sheeple ain't nothing good happening in there
So we got to get him good with FEMA tongue the ring a little
Don't even fucking kiss them just hand people over give them what they want. Yeah. Yeah, you can call the hotline and chat shit about signs
and fucking whatever so they know we ain't sus bro they're the good guys for real for real
you want any of them so badly get the fuck out of my house you're full of shit man fuck off
you're the one full of shit people used to pay me for investment advice i'm giving it to you for
free share your thing with you as a gift and you fuck you and your pussy ass bitch i don't need
this shit up. Awkward. Alright. Should we have a fight?
Awkward.
Guess what's something you wanted?
I think it's better here.
I don't bother anyone anymore. It's not worth it.
But when I hear voices on the TV or over here conversation, a little light flicks on inside
my mind, then I stop myself. It's too much work for no gratification.
Now I'm done. These nerves of mine are already shot to hell and back.
Life was dreary enough before all this, and now, one day I'll hang from the chandelier
over the whole baptized world.
Damn.
Poor guy.
We've got three homies in the house right now, if only I could get out of this place,
why don't you leave earlier?
I told you, there was always something in the way, one thing after another.
Besides, I thought now is the perfect time to travel.
If I get some sun on my skin, if I know things would turn out like this, I'd have gone sooner.
Seen the whole world while I still could.
No, only ever seen in pictures. All those countries, gone to hell.
Damn, he's not having a good time either, I guess.
Very sad.
Alright, bedtime.
Already?
Your neighbor's house, which he just painted white, is now charred blacker than black.
It seems like the fire is blazing even now, because someone have burnt it down on purpose.
What happened to your neighbor's family?
Is anyone still alive?
Worried thoughts roll in your head, and you're overcome with the feeling of incomprehension
and helplessness.
Someone is here.
I forgot, this is the pale creepy man is standing on the street smiling.
He's holding someone's decapitated head in a helmet.
It's the head of a soldier, his face frozen in a terrified grimace.
You're not sure what scared him more, the pale visitor or his own impending death.
Why is he looking at me?
The entire squad of soldiers just survived yesterday as dead.
Looks like there was a massacre out there.
Bodies are scattered across the whole street and one of them is missing its head.
Did that pale creepy stranger kill them all?
Okay, I got a new friend.
Oh, good evening.
I'm from FEMA.
We're making house calls around your neighborhood, checking in with the residents.
Are you alone?
No, of course not.
My squad's pulled up into a few smaller groups so we could cover more ground.
This shouldn't take much of your time.
Are you in protective gear? Should we be wearing that too?
No, but you could buy some if it would help you feel safer.
We're still in the process of studying the sun's effect on the environment.
It's important for us to be careful since we're spending so much time outside.
So what's next? I'll take one person.
We'll run tests to make sure we're okay to determine if it's safe for them to continue living in the area.
We'll verify that they're human too, of course.
Do I need a pack? Is this your house? Then no. Stay with the other residents.
If you need to evacuate, we'll let you know. We'll take just one person and be on our way. Have a good night.
Wait, they're taking sunglasses, guy!
Nooooo! I like him! Let me move my camera. I might make it a little easier.
Nooooo!
Oh, shit! Yo, how's it hangin'?
Dude, you've been seen on gnarly things around here. What the hell's going on?
Beep for girls, me dude. What did I miss?
Uh, the creatures that look like humans are crawling up out of the ground.
Zombies? Dude, I knew it! Bro, you can like totally channel me for what comes next.
I've seen so many movies where this happens, dude. I'm basically a survival guru.
Just clue me in, we deal with the classic slow zombies or the gnarly fast ones.
And it's like, brain fires! Are they just freaking undead dudes?
Trust me, dude, the answer to that totally changes the game plan.
Also, you got a shotgun or like grenades. We're gonna need hella firepower to make it through this one and food, man
Like loads of food
What the hell are you even saying?
Dude, I know exactly what I'm saying
You don't have sci-fi writers already know what the future is gonna be like
Like they go to space brain and predict crazy tech stuff or even happens
Imagine if we went to space and started sending letters to aliens
Whoa!
Totally wild dude!
My homie read a sign where it happened.
Alright, I'll chillax. Come on, let me in.
Um, will we do?
I do think we should let one or two more people in
since FEMA stole
Sunglasses guy.
Do we like this guy?
You have to let them in.
Okay, sure.
Yo, appreciate it my man!
Man, this might be the raddest thing
That's saying that's happened to me like ever.
They should totally make a movie about this someday.
Sick.
Hi, let me in.
What happened?
Oh, my, my, my, my, my dad, they,
killed my dad, he, who did it?
The visitors came to the house,
they were just as saying with us,
he was talking to them about something and then they killed him he now our house is on fire
dude i got a letter in like i got a letter in bro it's my neighbor's daughter and he's dead
apparently i don't know if the visitors can like take over people's bodies and stuff though
i got a letter in you'll you'll help bro i feel like there's gotta be something with her though
Cause like, most people would let her in, right?
It's the perfect chance to sneak a visitor in.
I'm so scared!
Hi!
You open or not?
Do you know the bald man?
Too many questions.
Yes, I know.
How will help you?
I need to let the cat in, right?
She's a visitor for sure, but we need the cat.
So I let her in, I just insta-kill her one shot.
I don't even waste any energy on it.
How'd you find my house?
See City?
Live there.
Saw your house.
Walk over here.
Not hot here.
You remind me of someone.
Do I?
Sure.
So what now?
You tell me more?
Or what?
Strange thing to say.
I don't think you're human, so what?
I've seen you dance.
Maybe I dance.
I'm ballerina.
Well, you decide.
What we do?
All right, come in.
Poor dancer, freezing cold.
So sad.
Do not torch your kitty.
Kitty hates cold.
All right, she definitely stole a dead girl's body,
but we'll just kill her.
We're gonna keep the cat.
That seems fair, right?
Ballerina cupboard shiner.
Smells like- AHHHHH!
Wait, I thought they didn't kill right away!
Wait, but the- wait, there might be another visitor in the house, right?
Oh, please don't be a tall guy when it feels so bad.
Good afternoon, you are watching the news.
Due to a sharp increase in suspected visitor sightings, FEMA has announced that is enacting new protection measures.
Effective immediately, a full quarantine will be enforced across all major population areas.
Travel outside your city or to nearby villages is strictly prohibited.
Please stay within your designated area.
In addition, FEMA has revealed new visitor identification procedure,
hairless armpits.
Airports of the visitors have no visible hair in this area making it a useful identification tool.
Each sees as citizens to bear the test and comply with escorts to quarantine zones.
That's all for now.
Stay calm and don't leave the house during the day.
Next up, report what you can do if you spot a visitor.
FEMA suggests that the visitor phenomenon may be infectious,
or pose a thus far undisclosed biological threat.
For this reason, it's critical to report any potential visitor and isolate them immediately.
Wait, so if I don't find a visitor, more people in my house can become visitors?
You can't hand over a visitor to FEMA quarantines and right away issue them a special request to appear before FEMA.
During the next collection round, an employee will take in anyone who has his paper for examination.
That's all for now.
I don't have a paper right now.
Okay, who died?
It was a tall guy.
Kitty is here, but more you need.
Why are you here?
What a dumb question.
You open door.
Ask yourself what for?
What am I for?
It's all same to me.
Place is place.
Said go here, so went here.
I don't want anything, not you.
What matters is you keep place comfy for kitty, the rest, you care.
You test me high, yes, be sure of something.
Now to the most interesting part, I have things written in pupils, see?
Okay, yeah, you're dead.
Tragedy.
You live alone, yes?
So how it feel?
Don't like the red blood?
You spill much, every hour, every day.
Yet love it you do not?
Yes or no?
That's what she wants.
Never thought she'd favor big idiots.
Never thought my controller vibrated and it scared me.
Oh the basement's open now.
Okay, I don't think I can do anything in here yet, but it's open.
Okay, no one's in here.
Why do you call FEMA on her?
Is it better to call FEMA on them?
Okay, I'm going to do a bunch of checks today.
No one's in here.
Oh my god!
Sup dude?
What were you doing before the cataclysm?
Aw, bro, I was just chilling, you know.
I'm watching Flix hang with the homies, but now, no more me.
No more movies, no more hangouts, real bummer, dude.
TV's loops the same thing.
Panic, commercial, panic, commercial.
My homies don't even pick up anymore.
Heard some big shots said, now's not the time for fun.
This is a crisis.
Man, screw that bore.
Fun never ends.
I'm Funtown.
Boo yah!
Okay, I should check some people.
Um, I'm so sorry, tall guy.
He's stuck.
I'm gonna test him, what do you want to check? Let's check your armpits, da fuck.
You picked a freaky hustle this time, douchebag.
Okay, his armpits are fine, but you're the boss here, so that's the word, it's all good.
I'm gonna check the girl, I want my mommy.
What do you want to check? Let's check her eyes.
Okay, so I need to make sure you're really carefully, I sure think really carefully, don't worry.
Okay, her eyes are fine. Why do you look like that? Did you see you?
I want to drink. Jesus, uh...
I think I'm not going to energy drink or check anyone else yet.
Oh, hello kitty.
Kitty.
I think that's fine for today, hopefully no one dies, because that means there's another
visitor in the house.
Probably didn't try to order stuff, uh fuck, you're looking at the ruins of your neighbor's
house, a happy family lived there until recently, now only a ghostly shell remains.
A strange feeling overwhelms you as if you knew this was coming.
As if death were coming to that house oh so very soon.
Eww.
You see a human skull decorating a stake still wearing a helmet.
Its skin has been burned black and it looks like someone has yanked out its teeth.
The head must have been out there all day.
You can't shake the feeling that this grizzly display is a threat probably left behind by
creepy pale visitor. FEMA officials are inspecting the site of the recent massacre.
They're taking all the dead soldiers equipment and weapons to prevent looting.
Probably didn't expect the pale visitors surviving against a group of armed
soldiers. Now there are a few more body bags. Okay, who's here? Okay, so I think we
try not to add too many more people to the house because I think we're okay
right now good evening I'm a female we're running a routine inspection of
your neighborhood don't worry I won't take long when will you return the last
person you turn return also our teams already been here after screening there's
a mandatory quarantine period we'll be staying with us for a while after that
we'll be sent back from the quarantine zone I'm not interested in these tests
You misunderstand. This is not a choice.
No! They're taking! They're taking Stoner Guy!
No! One way or another this is happening.
The sooner you cooperate, the sooner it will all be over.
If you're unable to immediately transfer a suspected visitor to Quarantine Zone, issue them a mandatory appearance slip.
Fuck. Okay, I don't even notice that, at least.
Oh! So you're still holed up here, I see.
What do you think of that guy, the one in the suit?
I don't know how to feel about him. Why feel at all?
Everything's been decided for us. A blessing, wouldn't you say? Or do you want to fix it all by yourself?
I'm doing what I can. And what exactly can you do? Can you ward off death, stop the floods, the fires, the decay?
Okay, the only thing you can stop is a heartbeat.
So...you alone?
No.
Still scrambling to survive in this new world, are we?
Why?
Dogs rule the world now, and only dogs survive here.
You understand what I mean, yes.
Things will never go back to the way they were.
Life changed.
You're falling out of rhythm.
Next time we meet, things will be...interesting.
Oh, it's Bald Guy!
Wonderful, the cat's with you!
What to do with the one who brought it is for you to decide.
Oh, well, she's already dead, so that's not a problem.
Why'd you ask me to let someone like Cat into my house?
A powerful entity awaits the cat's approach.
It is thanks to she that my eyes reach far, but even I do not see all.
One thing yet is clear though, something wicked this way comes.
You cannot halt it.
Perhaps we'll mention it on the radio.
Will you listen?
What's gonna happen?
I can't say more.
I've already said too much.
Treat this as advice if you wish,
but for two days yonder, testing pretends doom.
When I first came here, I felt something strange.
Now that feeling has subsided somewhat,
I think we're on the right path.
I hope to see you again soon.
Okay, so no testing for two days, right?
No testing for two days.
How's your new life treating you, baby?
Managed to adapt yet?
Have silly of me to ask.
You do live here after all.
You look unusual.
So you notice.
Thanks. Do you like it, baby?
People keep remarking on my looks lately,
even more than they used to.
You're not much of a talker, are you?
Tell me about yourself.
I used to pray my father would drop dead.
is that enough? What? Did you grow up with an abusive father? That's awful. I'm glad
it's behind you. Letting go of anger is hard. Forgiveness is even harder. I felt the same,
baby. We can talk about it if you want to. And if you let me in, we might even be able to deal with
the pain and heal together. We all need some form of comfort these days. A little care,
a little affection there the this is suspicious this is a visitor for sure and
I can't test for two days or I'm not supposed to test for two days at least
right let her in bro she's gonna kill someone
guys
Should I let her in, dude?
I don't worth it?
What do you mean?
I risk it.
She's gonna kill someone.
Let's escape from all the horrors of this world together, just you and me.
I'm sure we can distract ourselves with something better than paranoia and endless self-pity.
Dude, something horrible is gonna happen, isn't it?
Fancy letting me in, mate.
We're all out in the sky, and why are you just walking around your underwear?
Ain't it obvious?
Hotter than the devil's asshole out here.
No clue why the rest ain't figuring that out.
Walk around like it's snowing or something.
Bunch of clowns.
Me, I've been around.
First thing I did walking out of that gate is peel all that junk off, now I'm breathing
easy.
Why didn't you stay in jail?
I'd have stayed sure but you think anyone asked me?
Clock hit zero you get out the gate.
No cash, only hitched up with some other clown, I ain't got a roof to crawl under.
Anyway enough jawn, you know let me crash you or what?
Now, well you're a fud one ain't ya?
Audio sucker.
Dude that- that- the hot girl's gonna kill someone for sure.
For sure.
It's over.
I think I'm kind of want to save I think I want to save oh my god what I didn't know
I wish you'd have stayed in my room!
Alright, goodnight.
Emergency broadcast!
Wildfires are now sweeping across forested regions.
Experts believe a normally high solar activity is to blame, while the full scale of the disaster
remains unclear.
Fire crews from nearby cities have been deployed to contain the blaze.
Despite the fires, visitors continue to terrorize the nation.
Females announce a new identifying sign to aid the public in their fight against the visitors.
Or a filmed photography.
Dark patches appear on a captured image of the strong indicator that the subject may be a visitor.
Stay calm and remain indoors during daylight hours.
Up next are word from our sponsors.
Yes, baby. Is there something on your mind?
How do you like it here?
It's cozy, more than I expected, all things considered.
Thanks for letting me in.
Thought I might end up on the streets before dawn.
And you, how do you feel?
Um, a little anxious, I get it.
These days making any long-term plan just feels pointless.
You never know what you'll get first.
The sun, the lunatics, or those visitors.
But humanity has already survived plenty of catastrophes.
I think we'll leave something of a legacy behind when we're gone.
Some will find traces of us.
It'll be okay, baby.
Aw, she's so supportive and nice, isn't she?
Maybe letting her in wasn't a terrible mistake.
You know, she seems nice.
This is dispatch.
Mass civilian casualties, officers down.
Requesting burn team for body disposal,
acknowledge, edition code 984,
the city is cordoned off pending investigation.
Stand by for reinforcements.
Oh boy.
Hi, kitty!
Why is the cat sitting by the...
top?
The cat's starting to use to me.
Cat likes me.
Alright, no one's in here.
No one's in here.
I can't check people anyway.
Uh...
There's an Ozone layer, it's fucked, but get this.
Oxygen comes from sunlight passing through the ozone.
You see where I'm going, right, bro?
Selling air!
Now that's a fucking hustle, bitch!
Amazing plan, fucking incredible.
Bro, you think so?
Yeah, of course you should be a scientist, damn well.
Thanks, bro. I knew you were smart.
You can see all the brain juice I got coursing through my balls.
I'ma win a fucking Darwin award at this rate.
You know what a Darwin award is, right?
Uh, they give them out for like, best science fucker-y or like, nerd shit, right? Why?
They give Darwin awards to people who die in dumb ass ways.
Oh.
Hold up, are you making fun of me?
Fuck you, I'm here cooking up strict gold and you're mocking me.
Now what's my mummy?
Um, it's okay here.
But I wish I was at home.
When can I go home?
Maybe later. It's being renovated.
Okay, so they're coming to get me soon then?
And they'll take me to a new house?
Or will they take me back to the same one?
Are they making me a new room?
Daddy's still coming for me, right?
Just stay here for now.
Maybe I should have just told her the truth.
I'm not going anywhere without daddy. He's coming to get me, right?
I told her the truth in my first playthrough.
Or my first run.
I saw him get up and leave.
I was running away, but I saw him.
When he got up and, wait, what?
He got up and left?
Wait, so I think her dad turned into a visitor then, right?
That's not good.
All right, no checks today,
but we can, we can, cigarettes.
Okay, let's, um,
wait, did I watch the ads today?
I think I didn't watch the commercial today.
Let me go watch it, just in case.
Um, hello, my-my lovely lady.
Each day, spotting visitors is getting harder and harder.
Signs aid the search, but you never find someone in a foolproof way.
Introducing our new revolutionary or sensitive photographic film.
It exposes a soul's energy, allowing you at home to discern a human from a hostile visitor.
Take a photo, see if you- okay.
Okay, so that's- that's nothing new. I already knew that.
Yo, Gannet, thanks for 9 months, thank you.
Can you lower the peak gain of it?
Uh, I don't know how to do that, but I can ask my producer to help me with that.
Actually, I think I don't want to do it, let me see.
Hmm.
Beep beep beep.
Beep beep beep.
Hello, I've reached for a rest food delivery. Would you like to place an order?
Two cans of cat food? Oh, a kombucha, too.
Um...
Maybe I'll have some cat food, because I already have a good amount of energy saved,
and I'm not gonna be using it today or tomorrow.
I'm gonna get some cat food.
I don't know what that's for, but I guess we'll find out.
All right, time for bed.
Hopefully no one dies tonight.
I don't wanna sleep right now, full energy.
I need to go drink some beer then.
Oh yeah, I should check the basement as well.
Not seeing anything new here.
Seems a business as usual.
Okay, you can't check the windows during the day, it's too bright outside.
Fuck, I forgot my beer.
Alright, beer time.
No testing today.
If someone dies, I'm so fucked.
What the hell is she laying like that for?
You see a woman crying over her wounded husband.
You can't tell if he's alive or dead.
You know, weird otaku thinks of the seven months.
Tears streak, she drags his heavy body away from the gunfire.
You're left with a single thought. Things will only get worse.
Sheeeeeeen.
The path along the field is littered with the bodies of those who tried to run.
Nearby stands the man responsible, a female officer.
He holds a rifle, smoke drifting from the barrel.
They're just straight up killing civilians, dude.
Panic people rush to nearby houses.
They bang on doors desperate for shelter,
but it seems no one is willing to let them in.
Pfft.
Oh, God.
Hi, for rest delivery here.
Oh, my God, shit's on fire!
How'd you become a delivery guy?
Just passed the screenings.
They checked all the signs and decided I'm human,
and, uh, you mean how I ended up still working
in the middle of an apocalypse?
Well, what else was I supposed to do?
Sit at home and rot?
At least I hear I can distract myself and not think about this whole shit show.
Besides my family's far away, I'm not from around here.
I can only- I only came to study at the local university, I'm on my own.
Being alone isn't that bad.
Yeah, sure, you're surrounded by other people in your house, that's easy for you to say.
Alright, I've got an order here to deliver to you. Ready to take it?
Hey guys, you cat food, have a good night.
Thank you, man.
Looks like no one else is coming tonight.
Wait, really?
Is that kind of weird?
Why is no one else coming?
I guess because there's panic in the streets, everyone's just running around.
Hello ma'am.
We interrupt this program with breaking news.
Reports of civil unrest are coming in from a neighboring city.
Due to unresolved circumstances, FEMA forces have sealed off the area.
Please remain in your homes.
Stay where you are and await further instructions.
and remember, support FEMA and join the fight against the visitors.
That's the latest for now.
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Up next, special report on the nature of the visitors.
What are the visitors?
Ghosts?
Creatures from the deep underground?
Now this is neither a sci-fi novel nor a cheap headline.
This is our new reality.
Rumors continue to swirl about the visitor's true origin.
Are the aliens, the walking dead, a live experiment gone wrong?
authorities, these are all just baseless theories. Studies show that a visitor is a
human who has come into contact with an undetermined biological agent. Methods of
transmission remains unknown, and FEMA urges everyone to stay alert for the
signs of visitors. If you believe you've been exposed or unsure whether you might
be on a visitor, call the FEMA hotline. That's the latest for now. Stay tuned for
more after the break, okay? So I'm not supposed to check anyone else today, and
And then tomorrow I can start checking again.
But no one died, so that's good.
Yes, babies, is there something on your mind?
I saw something strange last night.
You did, but was it?
Your belly, it was bigger.
Um.
You mean like I was pregnant or something?
It's okay, baby.
I'm glad you felt like being up front.
Bro, didn't she just come here like three days ago?
What?
Maybe you're just under a lot of pressure and you're responsible for a lot of other people right now.
She can't be pregnant, right? Or unless it's pregnant from someone before she came here.
Iron, thanks for 51 months! Or maybe it's a visitor sign.
Maybe she's a visitor.
I get it, baby. When every sunrise could be your last, it's hard enough to be responsible for yourself, well-known others.
You don't even know if you'll love to see tomorrow.
No, that's not it. Fair enough. Either way, I worry about you, baby. Check it with yourself
from time to time, okay? I want you to feel safe. We live under the same roof, after all.
But if you end up with a screw loose, then we're all screwed right along with it. No
pun intended. Kinda funny, though, wasn't it, baby?
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Hi, Mattsebel.
Hi, Mattsebel.
Hey, stay away.
Officers are shooting at anyone trying to leave.
I don't know what's going on.
I just want to get out of here.
Hi, Kitty.
Hi, Kitchie.
So often we're shooting random people.
Someone, please, ha!
Oh boy.
Uh, it's not good.
And no one's good!
You know, we'll take our blessings.
Hello, Kitchie.
Feed the cat some canned food.
His little face is hard to read, but you're pretty sure he's happy.
You have a strange feeling you can sleep peacefully tonight.
It feels like your furry friend shared one of his lives with you to say thanks.
Who knows, maybe death will pass your home by tonight.
Oh!
Wait, so if you feed the cat, you're guaranteed not to die?
Or is it anyone- no one in your house will die?
Huh.
That's an interesting mechanic.
Is it anyone in your house?
It stops a death.
Okay, I have to keep feeding the little kitty then.
I'll always feed your cat.
He's up, what do you want?
So the conversation is over.
What do you mean?
I saw a TV in your room.
Can I watch cartoons?
Um, maybe you can invite my friend over please?
I think this is her phone number, 515-909.
When the grownups invite her, they let her come.
But if it's just me, they tell me off.
Uh, I don't know what you saw, but I think your dad is dead.
You didn't see anything!
I was there! He was moving around when I ran away!
Which means he's coming for me soon!
What's he look like the last time you saw him?
He was good. They hit him, so he... I don't remember.
Uh...
I'm sorry about your daddy was a good man, too, kind of in this world.
The girl seems to stare through you. You're afraid to move so you just wait for something to happen.
After some time, she starts wailing again. It doesn't look like there's anything you can do for her.
It would be worse to let her believe a lie. She has to learn to accept reality as soon as possible.
Um...
Can't you accept what happened?
So, do I test today?
Or do I need...
Is this the last day of no testing? I forgot. No testing today?
No testing today.
Okay.
Tomorrow I can test.
Uh, you know what? I'll call her friend though.
She's probably dead.
Hello?
Uh, can your dog come over to play with her friend? Our little girl, she-she died.
Uh, we had to. We had to kill her.
her. What? He killed her. It had to be done, believe me. Every sign match where we were
being told, my husband insisted. You killed your own child? No, you judged me. She was
a visitor. All the signs matched. There was no doubt. Fuck. Why am I explaining myself
to you? Go to hell.
Oh, that's not good.
Oh, I can't order more.
Okay, well we're gonna order more cat food, I think.
Okay, I'm gonna drink a beer and go to bed after I check the basement.
Okay, I think it seems to be normal.
I can't even tell her that her friend died.
No one died, no one died.
Oh wait, I fed the cat food, it's fine.
Wait, she does look like she's pregnant.
Did she look like that before?
I just didn't notice.
Maybe it's because her back's arched.
Wait a second.
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A group of evicted stand by your neighbor's ruined house, they are in shock, whispering
among themselves.
They likely want to take shelter there.
But is there any place left to hide from all this?
Any place in the world?
On the past stands a man armed with an assault rifle, he looks completely insane.
His jacket is covered with torn out teeth, eyes and who knows what else, it's hard to
make out from here.
What if they're trophies? What if he kills them for defense, but for sport? Whatever the case you hope, you're not his enemy.
Oh, it's here already.
Oh, God! Jesus, this guy's scary!
Good evening. Any chance you've got room for one more? I don't really need much.
I don't know you're not a visitor. To be honest, I'm so not sure who exactly those visitors are or what makes them different from us.
Maybe I fit some of the signs? I don't know. Everything's been so strange lately.
Ugh! But I think I'm still the same person I've always been. At least, I don't feel any urge to hurt anyone.
It all feels a bit like the fairy tales we grew up with. The ones where evil spreads all over the world.
People get scared, hide away, stop trusting one another.
If only a hero would appear to defeat our real evil server, they could go back to how it was.
I doubt I can be our savior, but in every story, good always wins in the end.
I don't trust this guy, bro.
Vexation, thank you for the prime!
I don't trust this guy, we are so good off of him.
I don't need free letters here, off you trot.
I see.
I know I don't have much to offer, but please think it over one more time.
I'll pay you back someday, and I can help right now in any way I can.
Oh my god, why is he mad?
I never thought adulthood would start off this rough, and I don't have anywhere else to go.
I don't trust him, dude.
You can give him a FEMA notice.
I do have a FEMA notice.
I don't I don't want to let him in though
Err, Fed, thanks for nine months.
Well, I understand take care
What the fuck oh hey someone's here nice
I'm so wired right now, but Energeka just ain't hit like a used to use a recharge
Why are you headin' charged up like that?
Somewhere far away, can't stand one place, a storm is coming, and I'm kinda curious
to see how people will face it.
I'll keep movin' until I fry, or till the visitors gobbled me up, whichever comes first.
You can't outrun trouble.
And you're stuck in here, you think that's what's keepin' you safe?
Well yeah, you're alive, talkin' to me, true.
But hey, I'm not dead either, it looks like we both figured somethin' out.
We should trade survival hacks.
Heh.
what that I run I'll keep running till I find what it is I'm looking for whatever
that is but your place seems interesting I think will you let me in mr. Cody
teeth ace in seven months
seems chill I don't trust him I'm fine but we can test so it's okay oh sweet
so you're gonna tell me what's going on around here deal I'll chip in I got some
stores in my animal chat. Hey, can you let me in pal? What happened to you? I got
caught in the midday sun while putting up forest fires. I'm the only one left for
my squad. The rest think the bosses would have let them leave, so now they're on
shift eternally. I'm in the hospital, hospital, there are no more hospitals pal.
When the visitors came, the whole point of hospitals went up in smoke. Hard to get
treatment if you can't trust your street new there's no helping me now I've
been better off putting out those fires and dying out there with my buddies I
don't have much time left anyway I let this guy in on my first playthrough and
I think I actually I got him killed so maybe I should give another chance he's
chill we're gonna have to check people like crazy tomorrow I think I'll be in
your hair for too long at least I would have to die alone in the dirt they gave
He goes to sleep with paper at work before he went to put the fires out.
It's a mandate telling us to report to FEMA quarantines, but why go if everyone who does ends up dead?
So they kill everyone who goes- WAIT SO THEY KILLED STONER GUY!
And sunglasses guy!
Here I don't need it anyway, you can throw it away or use it for something else.
No one else is coming tonight.
Oh boy.
Added a gift and a three months to Oro!
Thank you.
Not girl pregnant.
No one died.
Good afternoon, this is the news.
We bring you an important update.
New details have emerged regarding a recent incident that unfolded in the city.
Yes, Ms. Emmy.
None of this matters if your feet still can't touch the floor from your chair.
Yeah.
Hashtag short gamers.
I just raised my chair really high.
It's all so that my top of my camera isn't just empty.
Brashing Fox, thanks for the 30 months.
It seems one of the city's quarantine zones came under attack from an armed individual.
The suspect's motive remains unclear at this time, and it's unknown if the attacker had
any accomplices.
Notably, several unverifiable individuals also escaped the quarantine zone.
Silence is the harbinger of death.
A sinister quiet that drains the soul, but worse than the emptiness is the ringing.
A distant funeral knell growing ever louder.
The bell tolls for us all, filling our ears with endless din.
Filthy thoughts caught in webs of wax.
An infernal nest where visitors thrive, tangled deep in sticky sustenance.
Ceremon inudans, Ceremon inudans, Ceremon inudans!
Up next, a special report on the temporary suspension of Corpse Disposal.
Today's incident has sparked numerous theories.
Some reports describe a lone shooter while others mention an armed group dressed in hooded clothing.
However, the city's greatest challenge may still lie ahead.
Due to the lockdown measures imposed, Corp's disposal in surrounding areas has been temporarily suspended.
Residential inspections however will continue as scheduled.
If you are able to cremate the deceased just so immediately, if not please wait until the situation is resolved before surrendering any accumulated remains.
That's the latest for now, stay tuned.
Yes, baby? Is there something on your mind?
I know I saw you pregnant last night, explain yourself.
yourself. Wait, yeah, she's not pregnant right now!
Something's wrong, something's not right.
You're starting to frighten me.
Are you really sure you saw something last night?
Why didn't you wake me?
Is it the fear of death talking again?
Or is it the weight of caring for other people?
Or maybe it's me, or someone else haunting your thoughts?
Don't fuck with my head.
You mentioned your father the other day.
You never brought him up again, so...
So, I don't know much really, but now I have this strange feeling that you're just like him, a carbon copy.
It's fucked up.
Does that scare you? That you're stuck in his shadow?
He's dead to you, isn't he? So why keep digging up ghosts? You won't meet him on the other side, you know.
I don't think you're going to the same place. There's no need to worry, baby.
Don't search for all the answers at once. A path is formed by leg once in a time, do you understand?
And baby don't ever speak to me like that again
She's got it bro. There's no she's like growing a visitor in her tummy or something
Right, I think that she's not a visitor, but something's not right
Should I give her the notice
Test her I feel like she's not one though. I think she's not one
Do you ever feel it, baby?
The fear that I might not be human.
Um, maybe we should check armpits or ears.
Another photo.
Sorry, baby.
I'm tired of posing.
Let's move on to some more physical checks, shall we?
Is that normal?
It's supposed to be red or black orbs if they're a visitor.
So, I don't think she's a visitor, but is she something else?
Or maybe you have plans for that photo?
Dude, dude, she gotta go. Something is not right. She gotta go.
Do you take pleasure in being so sadistic?
Keeping photos of your victim, for example, how romantic.
Star Crazy, thanks for the prime.
Makes me wonder if I'm not the first. You're so afraid of change, you push
everyone away.
Strangers, family, lovers.
What will become of you? What was that?
What the fuck was that?
Oh, hell no.
That means she was a visitor?
I'm so confused.
I truly think...
I truly think...
Yeah, maybe her being pregnant? I don't know dude, that's so weird.
Some freaky shit.
Dude, I'm missing the broadcast.
Those weren't the ones who attacked the quarantine zone.
I saw, I saw what was there.
That it wasn't human.
Okay, nothing crazy then.
Hey man, it's so goddamn hot.
How are you feeling?
Seems like it's even worse than I thought.
God damn it.
I don't think I'll hold out longer than a week.
It did ease the pain a little when you let me in though, thank you.
But now I'm just sitting here while the rest of the guys are out there dying.
I could have stayed with them, it's not like I'm going to lose.
I'm already on the way out after all.
Oh, poor guy.
Nothing in the basement.
Oh my god, why is he so green?
Well, that's it. We're not a steam.
So, what are those stories you were talking about? You want to...
Yeah, those. How about we trade tails? Want to share something first?
That's a point. Right, right.
Anyway, so I'm not in my own- my own- slurping on my trusty Energeka. Man, I love that stuff. You've got no idea.
It's just mind-blowing. The aftertaste sticks around all day. Too bad they don't sell it everywhere, so...
Oh yeah, where was I? So I'm sitting there, right? Places half empty, music blasting in my ears, and then I hear someone yelling.
Loud enough to get through my headphones. Right in the middle of a real bop too. I don't like getting distracted from my tunes, you know?
Like, when you're deep in the sound, the world kind of fades out, the fuck?
Alright, alright.
So I ate my headphones out.
I see this tall ass guy yelling at some poor sap.
Don't know what they could be arguing about, but he could barely shrink two words together.
Drunk as a skunk.
Beanpull screams and straight up slaps down the other dude.
He goes down like a sack of potatoes.
Wait, is this about the tall guy that- that got killed?
Cause he- he got kicked out, right?
The loft he ain't done yet, he climbs onto the bar, wobble on my jelly, heads basically
hitting the ceiling.
Then he yells something like, you're all scum!
I knew she was about to hit the fan, and I did not want to be there when it did, so
I scarpered.
Then what?
Nothing.
They just kind of fell off.
Wherever I go, someone always kicks the hornet's nests.
It feels like if I stay anywhere more than a couple days, that's it.
Fight, death, cough, and grave, usually in that order.
Hope things are different here.
Should we kick him out?
That doesn't- I don't like the sound of that.
He's stuck.
I should check some people today and also check myself.
Let's check the ears.
Okay, there's no bugs calling on my ears. Ears look fine.
What kind of report was that anyway?
Let's see. I'm going to call the store and buy some cat food.
Wait, I can't order again? Should I feed the cat today?
I think that...
I'm suspicious of this guy.
Yo, what's up Rosie?
Everyone in this house looks tracked out while dozing with meth.
Being an alien would be the least abnormal thing here.
I-I-I don't trust this guy.
Alright, let me just finish the Energeka. What should we check? Let's check his um...
Check his ears. Fine, why not?
Um... 80 pound gorilla. Okay, well...
Visitors supposed to have bugs crawling out of their ears.
I think he just drinks so much Energeka it's coming out of his ears.
You know? Like, I think he's fine.
Yeah, this is fine. Should I clean them first? Or what?
I think he's fine.
Yeah, I think we're fine. I think I don't have to feed the cat today, but I'll pet him.
Well, I'm going to go to sleep next to my dead, um, pregnant, uh, visitor girlfriend.
And I've disposed of the body.
Excellent.
A group evicted by FEMA has settled into your neighbor's ruins.
The little remains of the basement seems to be attacked.
A small pocket of safety, but how long can they keep hiding?
What about my basement?
Wild dogs roam the street, their bodies bear shallow burns, hunger wears them thin, inside
your house you don't fear them, but now you can't shake the feeling that it's better
not to go outside.
They have eggs in China, dude, sick.
I'm really glad to hear that, I need to- I was always wondering about that.
Now the hanging man looks like a grim welcome sign.
Alright, let's see who's here today.
No, they're gonna take one of my friends again!
Just, okay, so I have Burn Guy, the little girl,
Stockbro, and Energy Man.
I'm gonna take one of my friends again.
a burn guy, the little girl, stock bro, and energy drink addictive guy. We require more
test subjectory and the sooner we get them the better. Bring back the ones you took.
You're in no position to make demands. You've all done nothing but try to get in our way.
And look where that's got us. We recently had to wipe out a visitor colony, a place
that used to be my hometown. When are you gonna get rid of the visitors? If it were
That's simple there'd be no need for FEMA. Just let us do our job. We have this situation under control
So what now we need people to be two people?
No, it'll speed things up. This is all for the best now for fuck's sake have it your way
You're joined the view behind me. That's what happens when stubborn assholes like you get in our way
Resist and it'll happen again. We care about the city. Just give us people
Get them back soon. Thank you
STUCK, BRO-GEEEEE!
Stuck!
Man he was chill.
I actually liked him, he was funny.
Not the air steel-
Ow!
This guy, yes, your house is perfect.
I can feel it.
What exactly do you feel?
DEATH!
Death hath taken a liking to your house.
house. She's quite fond of it. I don't know how many have died here, but her presence is strong.
Who are you? Why are you even dressed like that? We are the harbingers of a new faith,
the orators of a hollow doctrine. Death hath come. She wishes only to soothe humanity,
to free us from our chaos, bitterness, and bedlam. We are simply helping her draw closer.
It is the only way to find salvation. There's no going back.
So what do you want? We must perform the burial rites in ways anew.
Your house is perfect for it. Yes.
Death's influence is strong here.
In any case, while my brother's trespass here protect them,
they must survive long enough to complete their tasks.
Sounds like a tall order. It is a tall order.
The road to higher purposes never want easily traveled.
Why you not long for peace?
Do you not- I can't read. Do you know long for peace?
A world where no one is burdened to any other.
Watch over my people, remember. If one of them dies,
your house will be reduced to nothing. Alas, there's no other way.
Do I let them in or no?
I don't- I'm scared. I feel like this is gonna ruin my play through.
No.
You think we few are all that carry the torch of our faith?
Others will come while you sleep, but doubtful doubts the walls and gasses and distract a
match.
Even if you survive the blaze, your house will be gone where will you run, so perhaps
let them stay.
I doubt you'll take very long.
Wait, am I fucked?
Oh!
Keeping your distance, huh?
Good.
That improves your odds of survival.
Assistant, huh? Good. That improves your odds of survival.
Unless you're- I think this guy killed me in my first playthrough.
Who are you? Someone who's here to stamp the filth.
My neighborhoods dealt with. You don't need to know about nothing.
You don't need to know nothing else about me.
Um, what's with the gear? Visitor proof? Oh, you mean the necklace?
You know, Naughty Hawk, thanks for two months. Yeah, that's a good term. I'll have to start using that.
It's a reminder, so I don't forget how many houses and how many towns I've purged.
I pull a single tooth from each visitor, though the easiest trophies to take.
And if one really leaves an impression on me, I might take something else.
Oh, you're planning on cleaning the filth. Hold it.
You already asked your questions, now ask mine. Anything going on in this neighborhood, any threats I should keep an eye out for?
Um...
Half-naked visitor annihilated entire patrol.
Just one half naked so it wasn't wearing any protective armor. Interesting, you actually saw him?
Yeah, I believe you did. You don't talk like someone who's in their halberd spreading rumors.
You got my attention, I'll be back again.
Scary.
This guy looks weird. Finally, some kind of shelter.
Yeah, Mike, thanks for the two months.
What happened to your eyes?
I saw something unspeakable. I won't dare describe it.
For who dwells on what the mind bursts when it breaks?
It's always just in front of me, burning to the darkness.
There are no words for the ancient dread that torsured my soul, trust me.
If you'd seen it, you'd have done the same.
The Pale Man?
You really think a Pale Man is all it would take for me to rip my eyes from their sea?
Rip his own eyes out?
No. Oh no, there's something far worse out there.
Bigger, stronger, it can't be named.
It follows the sense of burning flesh and reefs what we've sown.
That thing was never meant to exist. It shouldn't exist!
AHH!
Uhhh, should we let him in or no?
I don't trust it!
Thank you, maybe I can get some rest finally. Damn, it'll be harder to sleep without eyes
to close.
Okay. Kitty!
I'm scared.
Good afternoon. You are watching the news. FEMA is currently assisting victims of the
quarantine zone attack. Due to overcrowding in existing facilities, the agency has made
the following decision. Evacuated residents will be temporarily housed in buildings on
the outskirts of the city. Fortunately, local homeowners are cooperating with FEMA and have
offered shelter. As this report, only a portion of the escaped individuals have been located.
Thankfully, a new identifier has been announced by officials earlier today, leading gums.
If individuals showing this condition comes to your door, do not engage.
Wait for a scheduled female patrol and report the suspect to the relevant authorities.
And remember, stay where you are and await further instructions. That's the latest for now.
Next up, a special report on a dangerous new cult.
The visitors aren't just hiding among us, they may be infiltrating our very thoughts.
Multiple cities are now reporting outbreaks of organized cult activity.
Charges against them include ritual sacrifice, worships of an unknown deity, and possible ties to the visitors themselves.
According to these new reports, the cult has taken a public stand against FEMA.
What began as harmless evangelizing has now escalated into direct action.
Some exorcists believe that the cult may even be responsible for the recent violent attacks
in the city.
Viewers are urged to avoid contact with these so-called new believers.
Aiding or sympathizing with any cultist may result in arrest or criminal charges.
That's the latest for now.
Stay tuned.
But do we think this is propaganda?
Is a propaganda real?
Okay, I didn't feed the cat.
No one dies, that's a good sign.
Hey man, it's so goddamn hot.
When I'm going home, I've got kids at home, you know, and I...
I don't want them to be afraid of me.
That's so sad!
I don't want them to remember me like this.
Let them think I died on the forest wall...
while putting out fires.
That's so fucking sad!
Oh my god.
Um, I think that they took, they took energy drink guy too.
Okay, they took energy drink guy and stalked my fuck.
Dude, they were my favorites.
Alright, let's do some checks.
So dark.
So tell me what did you see?
You don't want to know trust me. It's a mercy not to I thought if I could stop seeing I'd be free of that thing
But it's carved into me now. I still dream. It's always there. It visits me often
Let's check this guy you check me all you want, but nothing will change all this is temporary. Let's check his teeth
By the way, they are the last witnesses
That's fine right that's fine I chewed on the truth choking on it until it clogged my throat
I clenched my fists my knuckles white as my gaze brushed over it now my hands grasped an emptiness waiting for the sweet embrace of death to
Wipe it all for my mind
I want my mommy
My god
So the TV says if I how's these guys I'm gonna get arrested
But the guy at the door said if these guys die, they're just gonna burn my house down.
So like, what do I do, man?
What do you do in this situation?
Like, am I just fucked?
Say you don't have them.
Oh, hey man.
Who are you, lost souls?
Just like the countless others who walk this blighted earth.
We yearn for peace, for stillness eternal.
And we have found the path to her. Death.
Why do they tremble before her? Is it truly the unknown they fear?
Or are there lastings of dogma burned into their souls?
For millennia, we clawed at the veils, seeking life's meaning and love.
And his answer was laughably simple.
Death is our purpose and we are her followers.
Should I test these guys?
I'm gonna test the little girl.
I don't think there's anything wrong with her, but, um...
We're still gonna check.
Are you sure it's me after?
Okay, so yeah, the glowing eyes definitely were not normal. I don't know what the fuck was wrong with them.
I don't like it, please don't do it again.
The glowing eyes definitely, uh, that was not good.
Oh my god!
How long are we staying?
Worry not, homeowner, there won't be any trouble.
We appreciate our hospitality. Don't wish to anger you. You've done so much for us already.
We'll stay in this room and pray quietly. We need some rest. Our journey here will be long and hard.
You're observant, homeowner. Unlike my brothers in faith, I still struggle with fear. That torments me. What lies beyond life?
What does it feel like? Our mentor teaches us it's neither heaven nor hell,
but it's something else, but it can't seem to grasp it. Even if he doesn't fully understand death, will we ever truly understand her?
What if reaching her isn't enough? What if she is truly beyond comprehension entirely?
But I dare not question our mentor's will, for in his eyes I see confidence and understanding.
He asks us to embrace faith and steal our resolve to be ready, only then can we cross
the rivers of dead in the mountains of bones and reach her death.
I'm gonna see if I can order some stuff today.
I'm gonna get more cat food.
Okay, cat food.
Should I get...
I'm gonna get the cat cat food today.
I'm kind of worried.
I think that there's no visitors here, but I'm getting two more.
It's probably okay.
Oh yeah, let me call my neighbor.
There's people in that house now, right?
Is it disconnected or did I mis-type it?
I think it's disconnected.
Yeah, he's dead.
Well, I'll just check myself then.
Let's check the ears.
Well, I already checked my ears.
Fuck, I should check something else. It's okay.
basement's looking normal.
Did I already check the radio today?
No.
If anyone kicks you out like they did us, we're sheltering in the basement of a bird house.
Oh, that's the people next door!
It's close to the hermit's place.
You don't have much food left without more of a starve.
If anyone can spare some food, please help us.
We really need it.
Alright, is the hermit neat?
Remember when I had a girlfriend guys for like three days?
gone now. She died. I shot her at her tummy. An armed visitor hunter holds a group of survivors
at gunpoint. You probably stumbled on them by chance. Your sniffs are shouting in a crazed
voice yelling, who will survive in this new world, not those guys. AK-47 guys, he's
got them. People often stand over the dead dogs. One of them is jotting something down
on a tablet. Can a handful of people stop a horse starving animals? Unlikely. They
killed the doggies! Two FEMA officers stand by a lamppost staring at the
hanging man. Looks like they've finally gone around to the main attraction of the
area. They look like flueless detectives. Must be wondering how he got there with
all the latter. Okay, who's at the door? New friends? Oh, delivery guy. Oh yeah, my
My cat food!
Uh, I'm kinda hungry, I'm gonna go grab a...
A Ferrero Rocher chocolate.
I'm so excited.
You look kind of down.
My co-worker got taken by FEMA.
Warning checks. Same as always, they noticed his eyes red. God damn it.
And that was it. They hauled him off. Now I don't even know what happened to him or if he'll ever let him out.
And what if my eyes go right from the lack of sleep? They're gonna drag me off to one of those fucking quarantine zones too?
Just suck it up. You'll be you'll survive stop whining like a loser
Well, thanks a lot for the pep talk. You're a real regular fucking fountain of life advice
You know, I just take your damn deliver him out of here. Here you go. Have a good night
And I shouldn't have been mean to him. He's not a bad guy
Ah, jeez, he's here.
Ah!
No, it's this guy again!
Oh my god, this smells so good.
I've had these in my closet since Christmas.
Feel that?
Change is haunting you.
So am I.
And now, whatever your ilk is deathless,
all because of a word, one single word,
But what a word it is. You know who I mean? Yes?
No
Strange things happen around you
I don't feel anything must be tough sounds like you need help. Why don't we try something a new gamble of sorts?
If there are at least two of us, oh
Lots of just bit my toe. Let's go. Oh stop
If there are at least two of us inside your house, you'll open the door for me
Because dogs reside in their bodies now
I don't understand. It's simple. Let's give it a try, but first, you alone.
I'm not alone. Well, well. Even we are a rare sight now. Let alone you're kind locked in their walls.
Change isn't the worst thing coming for you. You don't think I leave the pack, do you?
There are far greater things out there. I simply follow orders well then, until we meet again.
Um, okay, so Cat Food won't save me then.
Because if I- if there's two in the house and I don't know, then he will just come in, right?
We're choconuts.
Ah!
Gold coin!
You're there, yes? The feeling is worse now, strange. Is it because of all this destruction?
Need some help? I've already got all the help I need, I just feel weaker. I said to reach
as far as I did before. It's probably not you or her. It's happened once before at
the very beginning everything will be fine. Newly grown stalks will break through the
ash and reach for the sky. I don't understand what you're saying goodness. I didn't want
to scare you simply thinking aloud. Before I came to you everything felt so clear now
it's like a fog. You have a basement yes? Something's there beneath the soil though
I can't quite see what. I need it. Goodness I can't think clearly though in the soil I
I see one more thing. Don't jump, not yet.
I should rest.
Cool.
Ah!
Why does this look like terrifying canoe? What the fuck?
Hey buddy, got room in there for a stand-up guy like me.
How do I know you're really a stand-up guy?
Believe me, I've got the biggest part of any man I'll ever meet.
Sure, I might punch out folks with perfect teeth and pretty eyes, but only because I
envy them.
Oh well, punching people with perfect teeth is good.
Those might be visitors.
Oh!
Come on now, I'm messing with you.
Don't go getting all stiff on me.
One or two weird traits doesn't make you a visitor.
I would never hurt anyone over their teeth or their eyes or whatever they're saying
on TV.
I couldn't even...
What are you, some kind of comedian?
I'm not that kind of stand up guy, but hey, what's wrong with me and all the world's falling
apart.
Laugh and I'll keep you sane, buddy, even if everything else is going to hell without
it might be long gone.
Sorry if my jokes broke you the wrong way, I was trying to keep it together, you know?
So are you gonna let me in, buddy?
We did lose stock guy, and energy drink guy, and glasses guy, and stoner guy.
But I need to be careful about not letting in visitors.
You know, Andu is here, thanks for the six months.
Well, man, thanks a ton.
I'd be all alone otherwise.
Damn it's boiling out here, boiling I'll tell you.
It's the middle of the night.
Still feels like I'm stuck in an oven.
Maybe a little cooler, yes, but the air's thick as, as, as, can't breathe.
None of them bathroom.
I need my bathroom.
I'm serious, boy.
I don't feel well.
I need cold water now.
I drive myself all the way here and for what, huh?
Insulin upstart, turn away an important man.
I used to run the shit show. I was a minister.
Come on, I can have make it worth your while.
You let me in now and when this is all over,
I'll still leave that year ahead compensated and while I might add.
I don't like this guy.
Oh yes, I know what'll do the trick. Yes, I do.
Here's a little something for me.
Coffee!
What do you think, huh?
Is that sweet in the pot?
Freaky-zicky, thanks for the prime.
I don't know. I don't want him. I don't like him. We don't want too many people. It gets dangerous with too many people.
I don't take bribes. Preposterous! Can you not see how poorly I'm figured out here? Where the hell am I supposed to go? I'm fucked!
Don't care.
Oh my god. Good day, homeowner. Are you renting out rooms here?
Is something like that a rather vague answer?
Well fine, I suppose we can finalize an agreement at a later date, backdated appropriately,
of course.
Although, in lieu of a formal contract, how much do you charge per night?
Okay, what do you want to fill your option, excuse me?
Do I look like I need a favor?
Unbelievable.
To think a member of the respectable rental institution would turn their nose up at good
money.
Fine, we'll sell this properly later with a full legal contract.
Uh, go away.
Excuse me?
Did you just say I should leave?
Was that a threat?
You might want to reconsider your tone.
I can interpret that as a threat to my life.
Incidentally, Contravene's Article 119 of the Constitution, and trust me, that wouldn't
look very good for you.
Have a pleasant day.
I think it's good we didn't look that guy.
He seemed like a weirdo.
Oh, hello little kitty.
Yeah, I was a male Karen.
Okay, bedtime.
I fed the cat right so no one would have died, but there could still be a visitor in the house.
Johnny!
Thank you for the 10 gifted!
Thanks, Johnny!
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thanks, Johnny!
Much appreciated.
Good afternoon.
Now for the news.
The situation in the city is gradually stabilizing, but some fugitives still remain at large.
Meanwhile, Corp's disposal operations have resumed, though new challenges have emerged.
Coins and Lace reports packs of stray dogs and are roaming the streets.
FEMA has deployed a team to address the threat.
The agency has also announced a new identifying sign of potentially dangerous individuals.
Skin irritation.
The investigation into the attack is still ongoing.
Whether the attack or act alone still remains unclear, however, there is no doubt that FEMA
will contain both this and the ongoing visitor threat.
Any questions of recognizing visitors,
the FEMA hotline is open.
As always, stay where you are and await further instructions.
That's the latest for now.
Up next, report on the unfolding situation
in the equatorial belt.
Troubling news from countries in the equatorial,
is that how you say it?
From the equator region tonight,
Lights, web, wildfires, extreme heat and droughts are devastating multiple nations.
Recent reports indicate temperatures so high that contact with the ground was enough to
cause third degree burns.
The death toll remains unknown and evacuation is currently impossible.
Our government has been so far unable to establish communication with authorities in the affected regions.
Once conditions allow female officers will be deployed to assist with disaster relief. That's laziest for now. Stay tuned for updates.
Oh boy!
Oh boy!
They're just trying to channel signals to keep things under wraps. They want to hide everything that's going on in the city.
They're trying to blame it all on that psycho who killed everyone in the quarantine zone.
If you're still in the city, get out. It's not safe.
Avoid fever controls. They're trying to kill you run while you still can
Thanks
Hello, it's so goddamn hot. Where's your uniform bosses took it?
There's not enough gear to go around anymore. A lot of people are dying on the job
You don't even have time to pull the dead out of the blaze the fire
Takes everything in the end, but the bosses they're more concerned about a fucking uniform
They forced a crease in the line like horseshoes, not a single one made for the people.
That guy's fine.
Oh my god.
Hey buddy, what's on your mind?
How's it going?
He didn't just find you, buddy.
I took a peek inside of your fridge, by the way.
Man, if I knew you had that much beer, how'd you score it anyway?
Uh, your uncle work at a brewery or something?
Bah! Whatever! You can keep your secrets!
What a mess, huh? In a different world we could be drinking cold ones and watching the big game you'd even meet.
Hey, you okay?
What?
Forget it, it's fine.
I'm gonna test him for sure.
for sure. Me? Sure thing buddy. Got nothing to hide. And no reason to neither.
I'm gonna check his ears. May they are? Just plain old ears. Nothing fancy.
Okay.
Pretty normal eh? Go ahead. Give them a feel if you want.
Should I try to check the cultists too?
I also could start digging in the basement.
He said there's something to dig for in the basement, right?
Um, he accepted it happened.
So dark.
So is it better not having eyes?
Hard to say.
I know I'll never see that thing again, even if something kills me, I won't know what it
was.
It's strange.
I don't know what your home looks like.
navigate and my sockets would ache if not for the meds, but at least I won't have to ever see that
horror again. I will adjust. Yet knowing what I saw, it's as dense as my very being. I will carry
until the end of time. Uh, let's test his armpits. Funny. Okay, he has hair. Do you know what the
This sickly shadow covers first? No, I do now.
I'm gonna check... do this guy's so freaky.
Or you had to blend the outsiders. These guys, yeah, way too much.
Um... let me see your teeth.
I'm using how the lower and upper jaws can be so different.
your teeth are fine. Do you think I should energy drink and dig in the
basement?
Maybe should I check myself to, uh, I've checked myself, I'm probably okay.
Oh that's just plus one.
Uh.
Wash your hands after digging.
Oh true because then the guy the the gun guy is gonna see my hands and kill me
All right, it's not like me wash my hands
Why can't I wash my hands? Wait, let me drink another oh ice from energy drink. What's coffee do? Oh
Is this permanent?
After checking your hands, you can.
Wait, so it costs two energy then?
Is that worth it?
Dirty nails is what damn David is doing.
You have my eyes are going to be the one shot. Oh, no
Can I order kombucha so I can save?
Oh, it's full maybe I should feed the cat so I don't die
Am I overthinking it? I'm gonna feed the cat fuck it
I don't have any cat foods I have left. I think either none or one. Maybe none.
Bed time!
The whole group is dead. Hungry dogs tear at their remains.
Sped shells scattered near the bodies. The hunter must have killed them and took trophies. The man to this war was gone too far
But were they really visitors or did he just kill them?
Cultists pile firewood into a huge heap. Are they planning to burn something?
Their mad plan will likely reveal itself soon, but until then how many innocent lives have been lost to their cause?
on the road stands a crazed man he holds a can of gas in a mall to have cocktail
is he planning to burn down the whole village does he not know there are
people in quarantine scary we need more no no it's only your boy catastrophe
where are the people you took cut the bullshit the world is about to end keep
playing games will take everyone in this house let's even take the fix all
it's two more people no
good I want to see you I'm not handing over anyone else it's like talking to a
fucking wall here's gonna have you to cooperate we break down your door take
everyone we leave you behind die alone so we're taking to the little girl no
Oh, they're taking a cultist, isn't that bad? Am I fucked?
Wait, isn't this bad?
FEMA knows the other cultists.
So we'll be on our way.
Oh my god, let's not waste time how fair my flock
They're still alive wait. They're all dead you took what wait. How are they all they're not all dead what?
What?
One dies, they all die.
Dude, why did they take him? The FEMA people!
I tried to find someone I mentioned in the walk, but I went through a few houses to crawl in with visitors.
Get up on this town, this is block.
I spot a visitor. Help, Sam, I you do. I bet the TV and the radio spell it out for us. One sign's enough to put them down. I don't hesitate for a second.
Again, there's someone else that won't take the cult.
I was trying to argue with the FEMA people.
Since I'm here, tell me, do you know a stalky guy who wears a denim blue jacket?
He's got a kind little girl, not sure how old his wife will fuck the wife.
One girl, let your guys dead. Hmm.
Hmm. Show me you're not one of them. Any part of you will do. You got a gun fucking if I care. We'll just go down shooting then.
I'm gonna show him my hands cause I just washed them.
Clean. Yeah, I've c- I fucking course they're clean. Let me tell you something. Here's a tip. The ones who look normal
They're always- they're always the first to turn. I got time for this bullshit. I'll test you properly next time.
Gulp.
Are the cultists gonna burn my house down now? Nooo!
Good afternoon, you're watching the news.
The situation in the city remains unstable, and the recent lockdown still remains in place.
However, a new threat has emerged, members of the cult have been sighted on the outskirts
of the city.
Oh no, man.
Some suggest that they may be preparing a ritual which appears to involve open flames.
FEMA believes this group might have been directly involved in the recent attacks on the quarantine
zone.
Unfortunately, in ongoing situations, neither FEMA nor the military can spare a dedicated
task force at this time.
Uh, fungal growth in the underarm area.
Fungal growth?
Okay.
Fungal armpits.
Hi, kitty.
Hi Kitty.
If they'd maines it wouldn't have-
What?
I learned nothing from that.
Where the forest fires come from.
The forest has been especially dry recently,
So it catches easily the fires are just one of the misfortunes out of the fall on us like those visitors from underground
But faith still is more in store for us. Maybe we're so far gone the best we can hope for is peaceful death
You know, I consider taking this home as a gift, but I'll give it to you instead
It's a necklace and I wish to look at I know but it's made of the dead bees that once turned honey into Sun a
necklace
Oh, hey man, you're still here, hey buddy. Hey buddy, what's on your mind? You look down
today. I- I don't want to go there. To where? Doesn't matter. You wouldn't get it. Like I
should know. I said don't push me. I'm barely holding it together as is. Just leave me alone.
I'm gonna test him.
Let's do armpits.
That's a Fungal Infection.
He's a visitor.
I'd go see a doctor about this fungus, sure, but what's the point?
Especially now.
So that's how it is.
What?
Okay, he was a visitor my controller vibrating always jump scares me
So dark you're looking rough perhaps I need to comb my hair, uh-huh. I had a dream last night
I was walking home that I was walking along the tram tracks heading home houses trees
Yeah, officially Sephora. Thanks for the gift sub. I
Heard the trolley coming and stepped to the side. I turned around and saw something snatched a man in the street
It moved so fast I could barely see it, but I knew I knew what it was. I ran after the trolley, but I never got close
I'll never reach it never reach the truth that hides the end line then I woke up
I'm gonna test him you can check now. I want but nothing will change all this is temporary
No point to check his eyes right are they moving
He's got blood but that's from ripping his own eyes out good
it hasn't drained everything from me yet, but I devoured, screamed, vomited, tore myself apart,
skull split wide, brains oozing through walls, walls, doors, windows, and it was there.
Yikes. I don't think that the burn guy is a visitor.
Yo, matchdread, thank you for the prime. I could check myself or I could work on digging more.
I should probably dig more.
Alright, that's the sturdy hole.
I don't have an energy drink.
I can't wash my hands.
Well, I think that's the most we can do for now.
The bodies of those who were hiding in your neighbor's basement burn under the midday
sun.
The dogs feeding them have fled, scared perhaps?
What if they ran off from FEMA but something worse?
What is that?
Coltas are tied up at the bonfire site that they decide to sacrifice themselves.
The thought twists your mind.
Here a death is clouded all reason.
People are willing to do the unspeakable.
When this kind of madness happens only after a few weeks, it's terrifying to imagine what
could come next.
I'm scared.
Burning houses blaze bright, screams echo in the distance.
You know that madman is behind all this.
your house be next will you come tomorrow next week you'll likely meet
that lunatic face-to-face the only matter of time we're always gonna kill me
again isn't he can you tell me what's going on it's so hot I can barely breathe
and people are acting all weird shooting and fighting each other I don't get it
when you seriously don't know what's happening no I don't the news freaks me
out so I just try to ignore it but my parents watch it one morning I woke up
they were going crazy said they had to leave right away. That was a whole week ago. They still haven't
come back. They left him behind but he's balding. I guess he's like a lives in his mom's basement
kind of guy. They haven't come back. I keep waiting but they're just gone. I need to know the truth.
Where did they go? So please tell me what's happening. Visitors called from underground. You
can't trust anyone. Oh god. One of those visitor things killed them. Crap. Why did they leave?
Why didn't they take me with them?
Suspicious.
I don't even know what to think anymore. Maybe you don't trust me either.
What am I supposed to do now?
It's kind of suspicious he doesn't know what's going on, isn't it?
But I kind of need to let people in or
I might end up alone in the house
and then that guy's gonna get me.
I'll let him the next person.
I don't even know what to do.
Maybe he wants to know for me how about Energeka?
I'll have some gamma-lify pieces left, but they're yours if you want them.
Free Energeka, though.
Could be useful.
Could be useful.
Fine.
I don't know if that's a good idea.
What?
Oh, they come home and I'm not there.
You're probably right, I should probably stay with you for now.
Okay.
No creepy guy they told me this would be our last little chat
Everything is coming to an end either by our hands or your own
What do you mean? I'm just telling you what I was told that's all
Do you feel it yet death creeping closer and closer? It's breathing down your necks already
Why are you keep coming here?
You only just now thought to ask that have you considered that you were chosen
They send me for a reason to change something but the outcomes always the same you'll die
If not today then tomorrow if not tomorrow then later you will disappear, but for now
Have you let any of us into your home?
There are many people in here.
Why so tense?
Clinging to life like that?
Just left that matters, you're all alone now, so you alone?
No.
See, you're ready.
Do you feel fear?
Yes.
Still can't take matters into your own hands, that's why I'm here.
Well, answer the visitor's question for the last time?
What do you mean the last time?
Hello, anyone in there?
I heard footsteps means you're there behind the door.
Can you open it?
Wait, what?
What?
Oh, wait, it's the FEMA guy with no helmet.
Return the ones you took.
Oh, you think I'm a FEMA officer because of the suit?
Knives, pull it off a corpse.
I figure they might be safer out here for that way.
They must wear these things for a reason.
Maybe the sun leaves radiation behind at night or something?
I don't even want to know.
So who are you then?
I'm just a regular factory guy.
Built frigid, fixed them too.
And I don't work there anymore.
I kept piling up, not enough people left who couldn't keep up.
I burned down and quit.
Let's Sekiro in.
What?
Oh thanks, any place I can sit didn't think he'd actually let me in.
Oh shit, someone actually lives here?
My bad, thought the place was empty, I'll head out, although...
Oh, God, so creepy.
Listen, mind if I crash here for a bit?
They don't want us since I was around, you know, people.
Why are you alone?
You didn't want to tag along with me, huh?
People want me in with the Dregs of society.
Like, I'm any worse than the rest of them.
Thing is, I've seen what people are really capable of,
and I ain't even close to being the worst of them.
Nah, I never fit in with any groups, and now I'm slummed it out here alone.
You still from people? What, you think I'm some kind of thug?
Look, I have no saint, but there's lines I don't cross. I don't raise a hand against my fellow man.
Well, there's one time I had no choice. It ain't a short story, though. I can tell you later.
And if you're living here, any chance I can cross for the night?
Dude...
I'm scared to let in more people!
You let me need more people, fine.
Howie! Time to lay my head down like an actual person for once.
Come talk to me anytime, oh man, I've got stories to tell. I've got more than a few, in fact.
And none of them are boring either, I promise.
Oh, scary.
Someone's gonna die, aren't they? Did I feed the cat?
Someone died. There's a visitor in the house.
Oh my god, no.
Freaking news!
Conditions in the city show no sign of stabilizing, and the disaster continues to worsen.
With glaciers melting, sea levels are rising at an alarming rate.
Closal areas across the globe, including many major cities, are at risk of severe flooding.
Several lakes known to be contaminated with radiation have also begun to evaporate.
With scientists worldwide warning that this could result in toxic rainfall,
If you hear thunder, seek cover immediately to protect yourself from exposure.
Unfortunately, the city continues to remain under lockdown.
FEMA has not yet captured all fugitives and now has announced a new sign for identifying the visitors.
Rapid pupil movement.
Weren't they all doing that emergency broadcast?
We don't know if this report due to the risk of an attack on our studio.
We have questions about identifying the visitors called a hotline and a broadcast.
Oh my god, there's just someone evil in here!
It's so goddamn hot you look awful, I think my time has come.
Why didn't I stay?
I could have saved a couple guys.
I could have held on and worked until I dropped, then they wouldn't have had to send those
lambs to the slaughter.
Fucking bosses!
It's all so sad.
Am I giving me one last smoke?
When I'm having a smoke, would you? You don't smoke?
I know, I know. Firefighter smoking.
Edgum, thanks for one year.
Doesn't make a difference now anyway. I just wanted to relax a little before I die.
I think I didn't have any cigarettes. I didn't have one to give him.
The man leaves back against the wall, staring up at the ceiling as he talks.
How is it that I got stuck being a firefighter? My own mom wanted me to work in a factory.
It isn't right for a firefighter to go up and smoke.
Well, he's dead.
Well, let's see who died.
Don't tell me it's no eyeballs guy.
That's all I need.
How's the scavenging going?
Hey, man, I thought this place was dead, so I tried to sneak in, didn't know people lived
here.
I know it's still from the living.
Makes sense, right?
Think about it.
What's a dead guy gonna do with a coat?
He's gone.
Stuff's just lying there.
And me, I'm still breathing.
Might save my life for someone I care about.
Tell me you wouldn't take something off a corpse to save someone you love.
It's about time we stopped treating every dead guy like a shrine, just saying.
Oh, uh, hello.
Oh, but I didn't get too much solar exposure.
Sure you're not with FEMA?
I'm really not with them, so I told you I used to fix fridges.
I found the uniform in a car.
Or else they took it off a corpse.
Well, well, yeah, sure.
I found a car on a dead guy.
Figured the uniform would protect me from visitors, I mean.
Those Spheema guys work for a reason, right?
I gotta check everyone today.
Let's see if I can order.
Should I get cat food?
Or a kombucha so I can save?
Maybe I should get a kombucha so I can save.
Let's get some, some kombucha.
Alright, um, let's check his eyes.
I guess I love this one.
People's eyes are beautiful after all.
Right?
Yeah, you see, when you're stuck in this mask all the time, it does things to you.
Your vision gets worse.
You're always looking through our holes, even when you aren't.
These eyes just seem too much.
Maybe it's time to close them.
Well, you're making a mistake.
I was fea-
Wait, he wasn't you-
Wait, he was human?
Wait, that was my first time killing a human bro!
What was wrong with his eyes?
with those eyes he was a human bro his his fucking black eye thing was all
split okay but that means one of the other people in the house is a visitor
oh no where'd they go how's it going I don't know I just really want my parents
to come back they're taking care of me my whole life and now I don't know what
happened to them geez I really hope they're okay I can't imagine going on
without them. Iron balls, thank you for the bits.
I-I- Bro, his eyes were weird! His eyes were weird! Um, let's check. Let's do a photo.
Really fine by your house rules.
That's normal, right?
Oh man, think you're shaking me to see what's going on inside.
They look different. That's what we're looking for. Is this some kind of special camera or something?
Black spots being visitor? Wait, he had spots?
Did he have spots? I didn't see any spots.
Black spots for sure, visitor. He did?
Check if the getters give him the FEMA notice.
I was gonna give it to him. What's that?
Well, I'll take it.
So he's gonna leave, right?
I don't think there were black spots! Are you sure?
I'm gonna dig.
Oh! What the fuck?
I'm so fucking scared I don't like this at all.
Yeah, it looks like there's other people digging.
Guys, I don't like this!
This is freaky!
Now they can crawl in the basement!
DON'T SAY THAT!
Okay, well hopefully the guy who's missing his parents is not a visitor.
Nothing remains of the burned bodies.
Only a strange shapeless mass.
It looks like sludge. You wonder if something melted the flesh and bones before swallowing the remains.
If prayers mean anything, the creature will stay in the shadows. You fear your mind won't survive seeing such a monster.
Oh, it's so scary.
What is that? What was that?
There's like something crawling back there.
FEMA officers surround the burned bodies. They document the cultists' deaths, faces
frozen in terror and agony, as if they saw something horrible before dying.
You guys hear something?
Witness every window scene? Oh, that's the last window scene. Every nearby house is in ruins.
Your home is the last one standing. Nothing else is left to shield you from the bad man's ire.
Whatever happens next, it will happen to you.
Wait, the crazy guys here, but my nails are dirty, I'm scared.
OHHHHH!
I'm back, not really sure how the hell I bothered them. My brother had it been so gutless, maybe he could have kept his wife and kids safe.
Now who knows where the brat is?
How you holding up?
Same as always, they even told my brother, man up!
Look out for your family, what did he do?
Folding like a total pussy.
Now his family's either barrier and fucking pieces.
How do you think this world ended up in this whole mess to begin with?
It's because of cowards like him.
Saw a family not long ago, stalky dad,
held together even with the visitors screaming out the windows.
Got his family out the back door, ran off into the woods.
I put down the freaks, but they never came back.
Thought they were done for, but days later they found me.
First one threw the trees, his daughter, shaka in hand.
Eyes well but alive, that's what I respect.
Nothing like my brother.
if you died sooner, his family might have made it.
Anyway, there's no story time to test you,
show me you're not one of them.
Oh, my teeth are really nice though, right?
The teeth are really white.
I'm gonna show my armpits.
Are you fucking kidding me?
If something's growing there, I better not find out.
Five months, let's go home.
That's your call.
Welcome to the five months.
Okay, my armpits are fine.
Walk off without sniffing your pits.
I'm done here.
see me again. Enjoy what's left.
Oh ho ho!
Delivery. What happened to you?
My friend got killed.
He went to drop off an order in the homeowner.
People have lost their fucking minds.
Why the hell would that asshole think a regular delivery guy is dangerous?
Why kill him? What the fuck for?
I'm sorry.
Remember when I said being a delivery guy helps me take my mind off stuff?
Feels like that's not working anymore.
I keep seeing tired grim bitter faces plus this endless morning checkups with FEMA staff pointing guns at us this whole mess
I'm sick of all this shit. I just want to be over. Alright. Take your order. I'm gone
You go kombucha. Have a good night
Can I drink the kombucha at night I want to save I
Feel like I'm gonna fuck up soon if I haven't already
What's wrong with his eyes?
I forgot your face.
My vision's fading.
I barely see anything now.
Has she left me?
Just don't die on the porch.
It's too late.
The visions, they've gone.
I know what's happening now.
Something won't overdo.
Goodness, I must just let this leave me be.
Are you dying?
What a strange question.
I don't understand any of this anymore.
But I used to, I think.
I remember just one word, jump.
What does it mean?
Is it a message meant for you?
Remember when I asked you to read my fortune from this book?
Would you do it again?
I'm scared, maybe it'll help.
10th page.
Are youth screamed out like the pyres of Rowan?
I don't have the strength to keep reading.
I think I'll be going now, goodbye.
Oh!
Hello, friend.
Hey, um, are you armed?
Why do you want to know?
I'm sorry, it didn't mean to be rude.
It's just, these are dangerous times, you know.
Gotta know if you can hold your own.
Take out any potential threats.
Who'd judge you for killing anyone during the apocalypse?
It'd be like handing out speeding tickets at a race track.
But I can hear the edge of your voice.
I'd say you could, um, pull the trigger if you had to.
I bet you could even strangle someone with your own bare hands if it came to that, you know.
Why are you so fixated on killing?
Jesus I sound off to you. I don't mean to come across like some maniac it's just
back before everything went to hell I would never heard of fly but now soft
people like me just don't last. I'm scared of what'll happen if I don't want
her to fight back you know so I need to figure it out before from someone who
gets it. I do need to add people to the house because there's only one guy here
And he might even be a visitor, probably not, but maybe.
I could maybe let him the next person, maybe not this guy.
I did save, yeah.
Thank you friend.
It's not too much to ask him after you test me.
Can you show me how you do it, how you kill a visitor?
I want to stare death in the face.
Oh god, it's these girls.
Hello? Oh here, lean on me for a bit.
Do you maybe have room for us?
Are you both sick or just one of you?
We all suffer from depression to some degree.
We knew where things were headed even before all this trouble with the sun.
I haven't been following the news.
It's been leading up to this, but I don't think the sun's gonna explode.
Are you tired of carrying her around?
Please mind what you say.
I guess it can be draining, but I could never abandon her if that's what you mean.
We both left our parents' house together and all we have is each other now.
But it's two of them, bro!
It's so much to check, okay?
But if I add them, I'll have four people in the house.
I think four is manageable, right?
Or no.
I feel like last time I think one of them was a visitor.
But I think it's random, right?
I'm afraid you've already got that purple bandana guy inside, I'm gonna tell how their
way of speaking is gonna affect my sister, she's the last thing, she's peace not judgment.
Didn't they ask me to kick someone out before too?
I don't like that, get away I hear you, hold on just a little longer just to find a place
you can rest in, I promise you're gonna get me, I've got you, yeah I don't trust that,
I don't trust that.
Breaking news.
FEMA has just arrested a majority of government officials.
But what?
The agency reports that some members of administration
were identified as visitors.
With the ministry no longer able to function,
FEMA will assume the role of interim government, in addition, one moment, Justin from FEMA.
Fugitives have broken through the citywide lockdown.
We repeat, fugitives have broken through and are now at large.
Barricade your windows, lock your doors, and await further instructions to stay inside and to broadcast.
So scary.
Well, no one died last night, that's good.
This is my team. We couldn't contain it. The subject has left the city perimeters and
made a backup request.
Hey, I just got out of this. I think I was wondering if I could stay with you for a while.
Oh, sorry. So many visitors. Well, so thanks for 41 months. I'm going to back up now. We
can't contain it alone.
Kitty! Kitty!
Oh, they're buddies! Oh no, where'd they go?
Do you have any other relatives? Not really, although...
I recently found out I have an older sister from my dad's first marriage, but...
Oh crap, grandma! I think I just might have figured out where my parents might have gone.
What if grandma was actually a visitor and killed them?
Or FEMA took them away?
Why? Why didn't they stay? Why didn't they take me with them? Why?
I won't last year on my own! Why'd they leave me behind?
I don't like him, maybe. Ah, jeez. I hope I can learn how to kill.
Still want to see me kill a visitor? Actually, no. I changed my mind. I chickened out, I know.
I'm sorry, I just realized I wasn't ready yet.
Seeing the corpses still makes me queasy, you know? I'm gonna need some time to get over that.
But like the visitors, I heard their bodies keep moving.
You know after they die like that guy in the alley or just thinking about it turns my stomach. There's no way I'm ready
I'm sorry
Okay, I'm tracking that guy today for sure. I'm just saying
Wait this guy's supposed to leave
Was this guy supposed to leave?
Or does he only come when FEMA comes?
Should I just kill him?
No one from FEMA came yet.
Uh, okay, so there's still a visitor in here.
FEMA's to come.
Maybe we just kill him.
He had five black spears around him.
Let me just test him again just to be sure.
I mean that's hairless.
Should I just kill him?
call FEMA. I was gonna kill him. He was a visitor. Okay. Um, scary. So am I supposed to be checking
this basement thing? It's so creepy. I hate this tunnel. I hate it dude. It creeps me out.
Remember to wash your hands. Oh, true, true. But I think that each time the guy comes he
check something different. So, um, he's already checked my hands. He might not
check my hands again.
Wait, this is new, isn't it?
What the fuck?
Um
Jump but didn't did it the guy who told you don't tell me dig the hole say don't jump yet. He said don't jump yet
This is a dead guy
He said jump I don't I thought he said jump yesterday
Are you sure his last visit he said jump are you sure?
He did, he did not. I think you guys are lying. I don't think he said jump. I don't think he said it.
Chat, Emmy is saying that if we have fungal pits, mental issues and possibly alien, we'd be welcome in her home. Either that if innocent she smokes us.
Well, okay, well, if I'm wrong, I saved right before this.
I can go back and jump and do the jumping ending.
Okay, what are we going to check?
Let's check his teeth.
Oh, teeth?
Yeah, sure, sure.
Okay, he's got a gap in his teeth.
Probably fine.
Oh, geez, don't get me wrong.
I'm not some kind of narcissist, you know?
I just care about my appearance.
Let's check this guy too, might as well.
But you took a photo of him and the photo was fine, I think.
Let me see your armpits.
Okay, armpits seem fine.
Never shaved them or anything.
My parents never told me to, so I just never really thought about it.
They're white?
No, but it's white.
Perfect teeth.
Perfect white teeth.
Um, let's check hands again.
Actually, let's check them!
I'll just wash the hands, I guess.
Wait, they're clean.
Clean hands and powder marks, nothing major.
I guess I'm fine then.
Alright, bedtime.
I don't think I've checked my eyes yet, no.
There's no time for this today.
I'm gonna need there's no time for this today
I heard someone trying to get in
Faulty English, thank you for the gift.
Lolo says she doesn't like horror games, but it seems to be the only thing she plays nowadays a mere laughing gayshoot
That's what's fucking sub-sounding is.
But I still recommend, who's Lila?
The one way you have to make the faces, also Happy Mother's Day everyone.
The loss is coming tonight.
Happy Mother's Day.
No, not Resident Evil 2.
I should board them up, things are only gonna get worse from here.
What?
No TV broadcast?
Oh, board up the windows!
Gotta defend myself anyway I can.
The world's crust may be still a chance to survive.
Together with the survivors you make your way down into the cellar.
It's cooler down here, but the air still feels heavy.
Thanks, Shogun.
If you ration carefully, your food store should last for a month or two.
We seal the door, and all we'll be able to get in now.
We track the days by parking the cellar wall.
We wait for the end tracks on for nearly two months.
The sun is really threatening me.
So we'll be only dropping you overhead.
Trust maids.
The fear of death has paralyzed you.
It's all about to end.
Red eyes!
This keep doesn't even cross your mind.
There's nowhere left to run.
Tear of wine, too.
Wasn't as human as you had it to your home.
They tear you apart!
Oh!
Darkness, what's your vision?
It seems to your body.
Should've jumped. I guess I was supposed to jump.
I didn't trust chat. A small lonely house takes shape in your mind.
You hope it'll be over soon.
It's hard to hold on to.
A pain faith that you slip further away.
Welcome, Beep.
Wow, what a game. Wait, I wanna go back and jump in the hole.
The thing I got the kombucha because now I can I can see what happens
We continue
I know kitty
Can you take the cow through I was thinking that I was like I should grab the cat
Okay, so this guy
Oh, one repeat! I jump jump jump! Wait, you're right, he did say jump!
I don't know if it's a message meant from me or you, I'm lost.
Okay, jump.
Yeah, he said it three fucking times.
I'm not letting anyone in.
Alright, let's escape, but I'm gonna kill the visitor.
Alright, let's see what happens.
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump!
Bleeding gums.
Shaz, leave this guy here or should I just kill him?
He's the only one left.
Kill the other guy too?
Fuck it?
Fuck it.
We'll see if he if he was a visitor or not
Oh, he was a visitor too
Wait there what?
Holy shit damn. Errol was a visitor. Oh my crap. I what the hell
Oh, okay, it's time to jump.
Abyss, thanks for 17 months.
Wait, can I not bring the cat with me?
Wait, the kitty!
I don't think I can take the cat with me.
I'll try my best.
I can't take the- okay, well, I'll give you food for the last time.
Goodbye kitty.
Goodbye kitty.
A kombucha. We understand, Miss Emmy.
Watching your stream always makes us want to consume alcoholic products till consciousness fades too.
Then why don't you guys do it, huh?
Okay, it's time to jump.
This is it!
What?
What is this?
What is this?
Oh, is that you?
Death?
If only those frozen hands could love me, could you ever manage that?
Congratulations!
You emerged into an odd space, a hallway stretches before you with a desk at the end, so I killed
myself? That's the ending? Or what? What? The multitudes you fear we could build a grand
city, but you need not be afraid. Fear does not exist here. How long have you longed to
meet me? I can sense it all as well now. Am I dead? Is this the end? Am I dead? What does
it truly mean to be dead? Maybe you simply fell asleep and we have found each other within
a dream. We are all alike in that way. I am the unwanted sibling, the outcast in the
family of humanity. What I do now is there nothing else? Of course. This tiny
kingdom has swallowed so much sleep. Where do you want to go? To those whose eyes
carve marks into your heart? No, you don't want to see them. You're tired. I know
where you need to go. To where motif mirrors are plentifully set to lend
Lend a sense of abundance.
That's what you wanted, isn't it?
Where you're meant to be.
Yet these short roads will soon stretch strangely wide.
Long, dusty, and strung with compromise. What happens if I walk this way? Enjoy.
I'm gonna go to the house.
Go the other way and jump.
I don't know if I can.
Now fucking I'm going to check it out.
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.
Dude, it's so slow.
I do not choose happiness in the beautiful house with the fence.
It doesn't let me go.
Bro!
It looks like this is another ending or something, but no, it's just there's an invisible wall
there.
Well, now I gotta walk all the way back.
Fuck dude!
I thought maybe it was like a choice, like uh, which whichever way he walks a different ending or something.
That was just a visible wall there.
Damn.
I thought it would be something something different.
Oh
What a beautiful house I
Think this is that's my actual house in the game. It's from the outside, right?
There's one room on that side
Wait am I a visitor now because I'm knocking on the door now
My dad can I watch a movie or something I'm scared
Only there's an isolation, there ain't nothing here, I don't know how long I've been here.
But now I feel calm, so very calm, it's so very still.
There's nothing more to hinder you here, I hear no footsteps, no voices, I feel nothing.
I don't remember how I got here.
I don't know how to leave.
But I don't really want to.
I just hope this lasts a little longer.
I wonder what it all meant.
Why was I allowed in?
Will someone come for me?
I wish I could meet them again.
But I can wait.
I'm tired.
I'll just rest awhile.
Damn.
That was a good ending.
I feel like I got two pretty interesting endings.
Nice, that was quite satisfying.
Yo, Harry Bacon Juice, thank you for the 20 gifted, thank you!
Thanks Bacon Juice, thank you, thank you.
I really liked this game, I'm glad that I got to play it again.
I know there's a lot of endings, right?
But I got two.
Yo, Yag, thanks for the 10, thank you!
What is this? Oh wait, oh!
There's a visitor gallery. There's quite a few I've never even met.
Damn, there's a lot I never met.
It's crazy.
Oh, I apparently...
I still don't know who the tall pale man is.
Damn.
Damn.
Thank you. Yeah, there's a lot of shit I didn't even do.
Apparently.
Very cool. All right, next!
Next game!
Karon, I don't know what this game is.
Mikey, thank you for the gift. It's subbed. Thank you.
All right, I need to buy it.
27 dollars. Survival climber.
Oh my god. Hi Matzah.
That's why I don't card.
Peppered Lion, thanks for one year.
What, Matta?
All I ever wanted was to touch eternity for an instant.
Where is Matta?
NPC Matt, thank you for the five gifted thank you, and thank you faulty English.
Touch eternity for an instant.
Sorry, I'm a little bit confused.
It's like a weird, like, bundle thing, but...
He's gonna buy this.
Hey!
Very confusing.
Oh, you can get it for cheaper with, um, peak.
Okay.
I'm saving $3, let's go!
All right, sweet.
Very very nice.
Okay, I wonder if this will be a game with a lot of reading because I have some rum and
I want to heat up.
Ah!
Ugh.
Quite hungry.
I want to heat it up.
Okay, not really.
Okay, I'm going to heat up my soup.
Much freaking go.
There's this place near me that
you order on Uber Eats.
It's buy one, get one free.
So I'll buy one ramen for dinner,
and then I get a free one,
and I get to eat it the next day.
It's crazy.
Yeah, super good deal.
Damn, this game is going slow.
Maybe time for one lead game.
Just kidding.
I probably do need to practice with me young tonight though, like I said, but...
But I feel like I might as well do that on stream if I'm gaming anyway, right?
Still a long one today, perhaps.
We will see.
Roll look at this shit.
So fucking good, oh my gosh.
I'm heating up the broth.
This download might take a while.
Maybe I should roll another one, and if it's a quick download, I'll play it before this
one downloads.
Maybe see what's something I already have, we'll see.
Bonnie Bear saves frog time.
Yo, Hong Guido, thank you for the four months.
Is this a horror game?
Why does it sound like a horror game?
Hold on, let me buy it.
It's not?
Okay.
Bonnie Bear saves frog time.
Oh, this looks cute.
Okay, I'm buying it.
I just don't want my PayPal to show or anything.
One moment, please.
All right, this will be a quick download.
This one's way smaller.
Okay.
And then I would have time to eat my soup.
I'd rather just do the wheel alley, I don't want to do that.
If I rest you guys, thank you for the gift sub, thank you.
Can we see the paint? What paint? The Maya painting? It's still at the Framers. I'm waiting
to get it back. Did I tell you guys they gave me a bunch of pictures of the different frames
that they can do? I was like, oh, I want that one. I picked the one that I thought was the
most beautiful. They're like, that's the most expensive one. I was like, oh, well, I think
It's worth it because it's a nice painting, but they're like custom sizing it for me since it's a weird size
I'm like, oh damn. I guess I've got expensive taste. I don't know
Let me make sure that this downloads
All right, there we go and my soup is ready
You know Dave boy gifted a sub to mothers.
How nice.
Mothers day gift.
No.
Ah!
No.
Ah!
No!
So...
Now my stirrup
It gets all spicy.
I'm sorry, dude!
I'm sorry!
No.
No.
Is this a controller game?
No.
Oh wait, is this the game that Bonnie did a voice in?
Oh I thought it sounded familiar.
Didn't a bunch of people do voices in this?
Who else?
Select a row for your frog.
Frog can move freely in any direction. Some frogs can hop over other frogs.
Blessing! Thanks for the 10 months!
Hi, Emmy, you look beautiful today.
Thank you.
Oh, wait!
I'll bounce over multiple in a turn.
Thanks, Blossom.
Hi, S-Fan!
Did S-Fan voice in this game?
I remember seeing, like, a picture of a bunch of people who did voice in this game,
but I don't remember anyone who says why.
S-Fan did?
Who else?
Sorry, I asked him that I didn't look at chat.
I'm a bad streamer.
Jack, can you answer my question?
Doesn't read anything.
Out, asshole, sea dog, blood is mine.
Oh, that's cool.
Soup.
My soup is still cold.
I
Money is your birthday
You get to eat at the end of the day
Fuck! I just wanted to- I just dropped my coat on my head!
Happy birthday to you
Ow!
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Money is your birthday
You get to eat at the end of the day
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
To chill? What are you screaming for?
Happy birthday to you
I didn't drop the soup right
Happy Bear Day to you Happy Bear Day to Bonnie wait, let me move my camera
You got to eat a lot of cake!
Buddy, get down here!
I got you a cake!
Oh!
Oh, nice!
Um...
Buddy!
Oh!
Uh, let me try to move my camera up here.
Oh, fuck, I just dragged a bunch of shit around.
Such a bad streamer!
Oh, I can't see it!
Oh, there we go, there we go.
Where's my Fuzzy Bear at?
Yo, um, what are you doing inside?
It's twelve o'clock.
Don't you know what that means?
It's my birthday.
It's your birthday!
Birthday!
So, you remembered?
Of course I did.
Well, this party sucks.
Yeah, I didn't think I would celebrate it.
Hmm, it's been a tough year now.
Yeah.
Hey, Chin up. I got you something.
A big slice of Gouda cheese. My favorite.
What is it? How did cheese?
It's not Gouda cheese? Have I been saying it all my whole life?
No. What?
It's a cake. Like I have.
I love it.
Don't drop the soup, don't drop the soup, perfect.
Let's go to the others, there's more.
There's more?
More gifts?
Lucky bunny.
We've got you a present!
Guys, it's the middle of the night. You didn't have to...
Bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny.
Let me stop you right there.
Of course we're here, bunny.
We know you've gone through a tough time last year.
And we wanted to do something cool for you.
What?
What's this, French?
Let me get you this.
What's this?
What's this?
What's this?
What's this?
What's this fridge?
For me?
I wish there was an autoplay button after press A after every single dial on the platform, I need my sword. Here we go.
A tote bag?
Gameplay.
Open it, bunny. See what fruit you got.
We all chipped in and got us our first tote bags.
Now we can play like everyone else.
As much as we can just be hitting real hard.
Whoa, thank you so much!
Bunny, the frog time!
Ant challenges you!
Stand in positions.
Frog time?
So, first place your frogs on the field.
Interesting choice, Juanin.
Alright, good.
Each frog does a specific amount of damage.
I want you to get your front to the other side, it could damage your opponent's damage board.
I see.
You win, and you get your opponent's damage board to 0.
Perfect.
Let's begin.
I know what this makes me think of that, guys, for no particular reason.
What?
I almost forgot, a frog can move one cell in any direction.
Jump a frog and you can jump over another frog to get to the other side.
Ah, the pusher frog.
It pushes the frog in front of the bag, absolutely.
Jumping over other frogs? Smart!
Wait, I'm stupid for this. What am I doing?
Oh, I can jump diagonally, too!
Oh, I shoved it back! That's good.
Whoa! A double jump there!
You can't use the same frog again before you've used all your other frogs.
You can now both move to the same spot.
There always need to be six frogs on the field after a drip, so drip some new frogs.
Whoa, nice job, buddy.
I fucking rolled this guy.
Southward!
My soul just went up.
That's awesome.
That's what I'm talking about.
This bear can play?
So excited that we all got tote bags now.
dream come true what frogs do you have food I got this one not sure yet what it
can do but it looks cool oh my oh my it's a great for a great great for a
frog start tomorrow to buy a booster egg I heard booster egg these prizes inflation
spares no more I got a few jumper frogs but I kind of want to raise that figure
I heard talk about a fan by a fraud last week, but it's on another island
I got this one not sure when do I meet as well?
Oh my oh my
I'm going to the Frogster tomorrow to buy a booster egg. I heard Sharky of this prices
inflation spares no more than 99%
No, it does not
I got a few jumper frauds, but I kind of want to read that figure for
Oh, there's a yapping on and on, okay.
I got this one.
Another gift?
That's not ours, Bonnie.
I was waiting for her to stop talking.
It does have my name on the tag.
What could it be?
Open it, Bonnie! It looks wonderful!
A shelf thing?
This is cool.
I don't know.
It looks kinda sinister.
I think that shelf is beautiful as a pretty little star on a warm August night.
He said the same thing about a slut the other day.
I wonder who got me this?
Oh, I remember seeing a picture of a shell like this in a book I got back home.
I'm pretty sure it holds magic powers?
What's that sound?
Oh no, it's a...
They're laughing at the police!
They're laughing at the police reporting!
Bunny Bear!
Do you think you're all dead for this floor game, huh?
Yes, no.
You aren't, okay?
Rick is the strongest rock player on the beach!
They know, Sharky. They know.
Anyway, asking of the beach...
Let's see...
Yes. No. Yes.
How does it take that, then?
Yes, it looks like I'll be taking that.
That's my birthday cake!
Asshole! Why is no one stopping him?
No! The first they take!
What the heck?
Except instead of the abs of steel, we have the ab of me.
My friend?
What's the cake in this? You pay for this, bunny bear.
Was there cake in this cake?
Wow.
I will beat your ass.
Body first as we expect. Oh, excited. Good luck, bunny.
Oh, no. Yes. Show me what kind of fruit you have.
He's got a boss!
What's that do?
Rick, you have a legendary frog?
Yes, it's a legendary warp door. It charges up after every turn.
And when it's free, it's time to dodge pork!
Causing instant dodge to your dodge pork.
What? So I have to...
This means I have to beat him fast, right?
The Bob!
I'm scared.
I don't know, I think I already fucked up.
Oh my, that bomb totes almost fully charged!
I'm gonna lose.
Ah!
What the fuck is all this damage?
How am I supposed to beat this?
It's weird.
This doesn't look too good, but it gets way stronger, folks.
It's weak.
Dude, it's frogs are just better than mine.
What can I even do?
I'm holding into things for the four years.
I got shit on!
My self-worth went down.
Yes, it's no surprise to that one, yeah.
Oh no.
Now for my price.
What's this?
Not the shell!
No way, red hold it right there on.
This is the way of the beach.
You can only get back by defeating in a frog time, in a beach rail style.
And that will happen...
Never.
My shelf.
Let's go gang.
No, never.
My show!
Let's go gang.
I'm sorry Barney.
But don't worry.
We'll train, earn coconuts, buy better frogs, and then we'll defeat the Rixpeth.
Oh I hope your birthday isn't ruined.
Are you kidding me?
You guys gave me my first frogs! Thank you so much!
But Boo gave you that shell. Let's sleep and find out tomorrow.
A fine idea!
Yeah, the detention got me all spint.
Who, you should really get that checked out by the way, or maybe find a way to relieve some stress.
I've been doing yoga lately, but that plank pose is killing me.
That's not yoga last week, but I could only do the bare pose.
Hilarious, guys.
Chapter 1 of each.
Citrock, thank you for the five, Gifted!
Thanks, Citrock!
The rooster!
A great day for some frog time.
Why don't you check on my other game's download?
Oh, it's ready! Okay, I'll play this one for a little bit longer.
Good morning, Borny.
Hi, Hoots.
Be sure to visit Mama Bear's Day at her bakery for your bear day.
My bear day.
A sweet old lady always knows exactly what to say to cheer you up,
especially when she bakes you her delicious honey cake.
Press Y to open your inventory.
You won't believe it.
Where are these guys?
It doesn't sound quite safe.
Oh, that's Lily Peachy for sure.
Whoa, buddy bear! I haven't seen you in a while. Where have you been?
Oh, I was just, you know, in my room.
Oh.
You used excited Goode, by the way.
You think? Wow, thanks.
Hey, isn't it your bad day today?
Yeah, um, and the guys got me my first Dodebag.
Dodebag? Wanna play?
What is it?
It's frog time.
Bring it on, Bonnie!
I don't even understand how to use the open one.
Bam-bam!
Bam-bam!
I need one more.
Bamboo!
Bamboo!
Daa daa daa daa daa daa
I don't think I've got anything...
Okay...
Awww!
Fuck!
Bamboo!
Daa daa daa daa daa daa
Oh, that's so stupid.
Yes! Let's go!
I don't find a person I want to be with.
Alright, easy win.
My self-worth has gone up again.
Wow! You're good!
Good.
Lim, shall we finish practice?
Wait, I think, is that Bonnie?
Uh, yeah.
Mmm.
Bonnie, you play music, right?
If you have time, you can help us with something.
Hey, Lim, why did you need help?
Bonnie!
Good, you're here.
We're working on a new song.
But it's missing something, and I'm feeling walking skill.
What genius.
Whoa.
Bonnie, you play music, right?
Do you want to play with us?
Don't think so long, Bonnie.
Just join, it'll be fun!
Okay.
Hell yeah!
I
Time for fun, we call it love time
Time for fun, time for fun
No matter what I do, I'll double jump this drill.
I'll cover change of dreams.
I'll cover change of dreams.
I'll cover change of flow.
So the change is just a thing of smudges when we are playing.
I'm done with that one.
Hey, sorry guys, I actually don't feel so well today.
Oh no.
I think I just want to rest a bit.
Oh, uh, yeah, of course Sammy.
Oh, bye Sammy.
They're in strange...
But anyway, Bonnie, that was amazing!
Yeah, nice one, Blond.
I feel this song is basically finished.
Maybe one day we'll perform it in front of the Oracle himself!
Dream, big one.
Bonnie, I saw you playing Fronetime against Slim.
If you ever need a worthy opponent, come and challenge me.
I don't know how my self-worth hit level two.
Where do you think you're going?
If you want a pass beat me in front time first by the way, it was so good to see you playing music again
It's been a while. Oh, I still play mostly in my room though. Where's that?
I'm gonna have some fun time with you, but I'm warning you and stronger than Lynn
Oh three stars, um, that means I'm too weak, right?
I just hit one star
Let's see how you find us, man.
That's why I'm king... the king of this beach.
Rick, come on. Just show me the shell again.
You mean this?
Food juice. It's the same shell.
Okay, gotta go, bye.
Hey, you don't get to walk away from the king of the beach?
Yes, okay, you may go. I love you to go
Know your place in this beach
Where's freaking us fans I
I don't know if I can hold it in any longer.
No, Pope, just calm down.
Mama Belle will open up soon.
You don't know how hungry I am young Glosson.
I've been a fresh bread and funny freestorm.
Oh, Pope, you're doing it again.
Try to calm down.
Oh, hi, pony.
You're welcome.
I feel like I haven't seen you that much lately.
Good to see you.
How can you please ask your mom to open up her bakery?
Yeah, that's not his fan.
It's easy, Velia. Retrieve the artifact and return to the church.
Where's Ezvan?
Uncle will be pleased, and soon I will rise up to arch-priest!
Oh, something is staring at us.
Oh, that's- is that a leaguer?
Gotcha!
Oh, that's a bear!
Hey, don't leave me alone with it!
Oh, it's Iron Mouse!
Shoo!
Bear!
Shoo!
Those sound effects.
Oh, where's Espan?
Those sound effects.
Bro, where's Ospan?
Shoo!
Mama? Are you there? Oh my god, it's a real bear. Mama!
Oh, thanks, Mom. Perfect for Mother's Day. A present.
No way! A fracopon worth 50 coconuts?
Thanks so much mom! This is...pawesome!
I love you Bonnie, don't forget that. How sweet.
How cute. I might play the um...
It's a climbing game. I don't know if I'm super feeling this game.
I think it's a little bit too cozy for me.
I did draw the actual climbing game, though.
Alright.
This is the first game I spun on the whale, but it was too big.
So, took a little bit to download.
Recommended, okay. Holy shit!
Oh, the pretty game!
All I ever wanted was...
That game was kind of weird.
For an instant.
Also, they should have got his phone to voice the mama bear.
All they find?
Where everything seems in its place, and you feel you're part of a whole.
Do you know what I mean?
pretty
yeah flexible I can't even share it.
Timebot go ahead answer.
Hey Arborist Crips do you ever pick up the phone?
Hi Chris sorry I've not really got a whole lot of time to chat right now.
Absolutely. Just touching bodies to say, we're good to go here, and I gotta tell you that.
We're all fired up.
Roots in for you to become the first human to set foot on the summit of Calmy.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Okay, uh, gotta go, um, just call me back.
Come on, climb bot. I'm ready. Let's do this.
Okay.
And as it is calling, but even veteran climbers need a warm-up.
Reach the highest holds on walls number one and number three learn the basics.
Oh I see, I see how this works.
Yeah, you go one limb at a time, I guess.
I'm trying to go fast.
And so last action is I mean I fucked up.
Oh my god, my legs are twisted.
This is fine.
I did it.
Oh, we're kind of hard with one high foothold hold
The L upwards make Ava's stretch and reach for more distant holds.
Okay.
Go.
Stretch.
Okay, I got it.
I'm like not even putting my hands on the proper things most of the time.
Oh cover stamina. Oh god. I'm fucking up. I can't stretch up there. Where's my foot?
I did it a little break hold the rope to raffle down
I did it.
Call Climbot to retrieve your Pytons.
Oh wait!
Limb section, last tip, the game automatically selects the best limb to move for you based
on weight supported.
Recommend playing with automatic selection for smoother, more natural gameplay.
You can always hold RB to choose.
OK.
All right.
Time to climb.
I don't know where to put my feet.
There's no little marquers anymore.
And I think so far this is fine.
As planting, P-Tones Raven will help secure Senpa be wary of limited supply.
can treat them once on solid ground by calling your climb bot. Okay. Let's keep going then.
Put the foot over here, perfect.
This is stressful.
Oh my god, what am I, oh Jesus.
I feel like I shouldn't even be able to climb up this side.
This is fine, well I'm shaking like crazy, okay you're fine, you're fine, you're fine.
if I go this way. Over here it looks easier to climb.
My neck just broke. I can't climb back up here. Hankerton, thanks for the seven months.
I should have placed one of those things way earlier, if that was to fill in my fault.
I'll climb.
Go this way this time.
work is crazy. Yo, G-Raeus, thanks for 29 months.
It's gotta be faster than the stamina bar, you know, and it's fine.
I just placed it!
I was trying to place it and I ran out of time.
Okay, watch the speed, ready?
Oh
Now oh now
Place a thing
How do I place it
Okay, this is fine.
Up we go.
Up, up, you got this.
Up, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes!
Yes!
Hold on!
You're almost there!
You got this, Dirk! Don't give up!
Yes!
I did it! My first climb!
What is this?
Outside of the climbing gym, serious injuries will be fatal.
find a but Vivoac site to save your progress and pitch your tent. You'll be
able to resume from this point if you die. Okay.
Whoo! Rest time!
Cook?
Re-Pair?
Cook?
Oh, chocolate!
Instant noodles.
Uh...
Clean water.
I guess I'll store it. I don't have any problems yet. How do I cook?
I guess tape fingers
Excellent condition. Okay open bag. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I I lost two
Ptons. I should I need to use the bot to get them right
Uh, is it good for me to do push-ups?
I'm really interested in animation, I don't know.
Oh, I run.
There we go.
Alright, on to the next.
Well, come on climb book hurry up a little
When I got tired from running that far who's it now Chris?
I mean broke. That's okay. I'll take care of it later dude. I can't run at all
It's a heavy pack, but I mean what damn if I can climb I can't run
Alright, let me try to fix my thing.
I need toot repair, it all sucks.
Alright, okay, let's get up here, playing your route and choose the best starting position
by scoping out each track you can observe the wall from a distance with LB, okay?
This is fine.
I got this, dude.
No sweat.
Don't you start slipping now
You got to make it to the top of this mountain. Oh
My god, where's my foot going?
Don't give up. This is an easy climb.
It says me the least-est-life person in the fucking world.
Alright, so it looks like I can just walk up some of these sides. What is that?
Now let's find the best possible place to climb up from.
This part looks not that bad.
Let's keep checking.
What is that?
Some pink stuff.
Short break.
Ooh, pretty!
Nice little break.
Let's go up this way. This seems easy.
Maybe I can't start over here.
Let's start here.
Here's five.
You know what, never mind.
We're going to go back to the first spot that I found.
It's uh, too smooth.
This is easy.
One of those speed.
Okay, this is fucked.
I didn't think she was going to tumble down more.
Hey, get up.
Get up!
Okay, um, I'm gonna eat the noodles you're too hungry to call you thirsty for
bad fall you could pass out.
Oh, fuck, okay, um, this is fine.
This is fine.
She's fine.
Is the only way to heal to be in the plant?
As you notice, I'm fucking bleeding everywhere.
It's fine.
presentation of how it would be if I had to do this in real life.
Come on, you got this.
You got this.
Easy.
You know, I was going to go from this side, I believe.
It won't be hard at all.
All right, one part down.
Yeah, this part's great.
Hmph!
Ooh!
Ah!
Oh!
Dude, don't fall!
I
Did she's fine the assent is I died I died
Well next game
We're trying again
We'll do the next game
Beat Blast
Let me buy it.
Beat Blast.
Let's see how big it is.
Okay, Dilkey.
First small game.
quick download. Good soup.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Yo, and Jensen! Thanks for the 20 gifted! Oh my goodness! Thanks, and Jensen! Thank you,
Thank you, thank you, thank you, the game's a little loud.
Okay, give me a second.
What's going on?
This game is just kind of complicated.
Oh, thank you for the five gifts. Thank you.
I've never really played a game with mechanics like this.
So it might be kind of weird to get used to.
Change your tune, you found a new track.
down to cycle through tracks you collect.
So I think I'm making a song like in the lower left, but I don't really use down to cycle through tracks you collect you found a new music track.
It's not doing anything.
Hold your mobile notes.
Oh wait.
I don't know what blobs is.
I'm making a song, I think.
There's not much to it yet.
Cosmic Chess feels secrets of MIDI verse unlocking.
Okay, like I got some money.
What am I doing?
Passive power note, I want a power note.
Oh wait, 23 seconds, what am I trying to do?
There we go.
Okay, uh, circle burst, fire bolts in all directions.
Okay.
Oh, I didn't read the other one.
I didn't know it was, uh, I picked one or the other.
No song yet.
No song yet, I need to pick up more shit, I think.
I'll add another note.
There's kind of a song happening now.
I died!
Oh, unlocks.
Your bullets seek out targets.
Fire slower bullets, then increase in speed
and damage over time.
I don't even know where I see my health.
Okay.
Replay, I guess.
Oh, top left, okay. I didn't even see that.
He used to cycle through the tracks you collected.
Okay, new song, I guess.
It will be beautiful, uh, coin magnet, I guess.
Take that.
What's this?
Delectrodynamics to elites.
Sure.
But random blops.
I'll do random.
I've been random blops. I'll do random.
I'm here at a song, kind of.
So it's a roguelike, but your build is a song that you make, that's super interesting.
Random Passive Bits or Bits?
20 Farming I guess maybe?
5 second hit, oops.
Sweet.
Risa, thank you for the prime.
My songs sound like ass.
What do we have here?
Flashbang, your yellow notes can stun enemies, freezing them in place.
Uh, shop prices reduced.
I feel like that's really good.
I'll get that, I'll get some yellow notes next.
I guess?
Fucking worm!
I need to do a bunch of yellow notes for sure since I bought a passive for yellow notes.
That'll be huge.
Yellow notes are on!
It's like a pulse around me though. It doesn't shoot projectiles. It doesn't look like
Oh god
This is a boss or something
Oh my god, I wasn't ready
I don't think it heals.
Oh, geez.
I don't wanna die, I wanna finish my song!
This is a really cool game.
Alright, I'll hit it again.
I did it! I got a heal! Let's go! Perfect!
Okay, I need... I don't know how to get more notes.
How do I see them?
Hmm, I want to get more notes.
I only have here. Power chest.
I'll grab this one, I guess.
Smart bomb.
Enemies have a chance to drop smart bombs.
Oh, fuck, I was supposed to read all of them.
I thought I assumed I just got everything.
Okay, what do we have?
Circle burst.
Fire bolts in all directions.
Power mine.
I'm going to get this one because it's higher rarity.
Okay, cool.
Oh, I got a hit.
Oh wait, I'll remove all notes. I wonder if I can just put a bunch in yellow. I'm just
a fucking bomb. I don't know if this is worth it, let's see. Holy fucking damn, I'm taking
so much damage. This is a bad idea. There's a bunch of drums.
Okay, I do not like that, what's um, what is green?
Well, I kind of made a cool one.
This is way better than the drum only song.
Oh, I want the heel, but I'm too poor!
I can buy a note!
Let's put it here.
Upgrade equipment bits.
Um, it's gonna upgrade.
Maybe I should've gotten bits.
Circle burst legendary fire bolts in all directions.
Poison damage and-
Wait, but okay I need to get rid of two notes though. I think this is worth two that I had before.
Oh, I only have one? Oh, okay, so I don't have one.
I lost my purple one then.
You're not accordion drums.
Any more notes?
I want to try putting four notes in the yellow slot, if I can.
I have one life.
It's kind of scary.
I'll check the shop. Please be a heal. Please be a heal. Please be a heal. No heal. Uh,
chance of fire. One more time on each column. Fire bullets. I could buy a note. I think
I thought this was good.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh! What is that?
Oh my god!
Dude, what the fuck?
It's hard.
I feel like I should be doing a lot more damage, my build won't suck, oh no thank god I got
one heal back. We'll take that. Oh my god! More? This room's even worse! Holy shit.
I'm so locked in bro I don't want to die please no I got hit oh my god I shouldn't have said
anything. Every time I speak I ruin it. I wasted whatever that was.
If he's got to be low, right?
Why don't I do a fucking damage?
Okay, he's dead, thank god.
Okay, I got a heal.
I must kill these fuckers.
I'm alive!
I'm gonna get more notes.
Oh my god again!
Dude, this is even worse again!
What the fuck?
What the fuck was that?
It's crazy.
Oh my lord.
The prize I've got hit yet, I probably should jinxed it.
Woo!
Let's go!
That was rough.
Yo, Happy Emerald Cat, thanks for the 17 months.
Okay, let's see.
What options do I have here?
Fire bullets would hit.
Green note projectile duration increased.
Your power note deals more damage.
I feel like this one that I'm going to put more notes into the power note when I get
things.
We'll replace circle burst.
We don't want that.
Circle burst is good.
For the yellow notes, looks like a waste.
Yeah, maybe.
What if I just like...
Okay.
I got a power note box, I think that's worth it to do.
I got hit already, holy shit.
Oh my god, those things are fast, I got hit again!
What?
I hit three times.
What am I looking for?
sweet lost three hits from that oh my god i got hit again
those gear things are
I'm alive.
It was cooked.
Fuck.
Should I do another Rottergo next?
I feel like I didn't get to like do do really good in that all right we'll go
next that's a cool game though I'll actually like that game a lot pretty good
game I thought it was cool yeah I did not expect the buzz saws to fucking fly at
me. Is this a game that's really hard? I thought I had this game, maybe not. Hold on, let me
buy it. Hi, Cheddar. Cheddar. Cheddar. Oh, this is a really small game.
cute
Mr. Cheese
Mr. Cheese Cheddar Cheese
Cheddar Cheese
Feed him, you kitty, ramen.
He's a kitty.
Bye-bye.
Wall.
Rock.
Rock.
Flag.
What does this mean?
Baba is...
Flag is wet, wall is stopped, rock is pushed.
Buba is you!
Congratulations! I did it!
Where do I go?
Well, let's stop.
Oh, I can push these.
Flag is one.
Flag.
Uh.
Flag is one.
I'm free!
Congratulations!
Two.
Now what is this?
I'm free.
I'm free.
I'm free.
I'm free.
I'm free.
I'm free.
Now what is this?
Flag is stop wall is you Baba is win. I'm the wall
Okay, so now I can go through
Oh, oh
Restart
Okay, flag is stop.
Baba is win.
Also, flag is win, I guess.
Yay!
Woohoo, three.
Out of reach.
Water is sink.
Rock is push.
Flag is win.
when wall is stop okay so I'm Baba
rock is push flag is when water is sink
I am an E.I.
Oh wait, I don't know what to do.
Yo zombie, thank you for the five months.
Rock is win.
Yay!
This game is so cute.
Shoot!
Rock is pushed, skull is defeated.
I thought that I could walk over it.
Okay, so apparently not.
I have an idea.
Yay!
Okay, no flag is when Bobo is you
Wall is stop
What be able to not do anything if I push these who am I
Okay, I can do that. Rock is push. Lava.
Baba is melt. Lava is hot.
Baba is lava?
I can't do that.
Rock is... Lava is push!
Lava is push!
It works!
How fun.
Off limits.
Wall is stop.
Hi Bobba's you.
Wall is not stop.
Rock is stop.
Skull is defeat.
Flag is win.
I have an idea.
I have an idea.
I will make wall is win.
Wait, I can't push it through because rock is soft.
Baba is you.
Baba is wall?
Uh...
Oh!
Okay, that did not work.
Wall is you.
Oh!
I did it!
Wall is you!
Yay!
I can't believe it worked.
Baba is you.
Flag win.
Grasses stop.
Can I do Boba's when?
I don't know if I can get it out of there.
Wait, how do I get out now? Fuck!
I was going to do Bobba's win!
I can probably push the flag, right?
I can't. Grass is stopped.
How do I get flag or win out or anything in?
This is the wall stop me?
Oh I'm stupid!
Oh I'm stupid!
What am I- what have I been doing?
Okay, let's change everything, let's change everything.
Can I even move anything out of that though?
Can I beat Baba's win?
YAAAAAAAAY!
Wait.
Oh.
I can't do that.
I- that doesn't actually beat it.
Yeah.
Okay, well I can do that, I guess.
I can do that, I guess.
Yay!
That was a weird one.
Can I go here?
I need three flower things.
Baba is you and sink!
Baba does not sink. Wee! Jelly is sick. Wall is stuck.
Baba is you and wall.
Wallace, stop! Fuck!
Philias, sink!
Do not sink!
Okay, I can't move that. The wall will sink.
Uh...
Jelly is sink.
I'm going to stop.
The camera's cut out when I try to ruin it.
Cameras are currently trying to ruin it.
I'm gonna try to put this in some place I can do.
Ehhhhhhhhh.
How about, um, black is wind and wall.
Also when I don't know
I don't like that works
Wall is not when
Now that's stuck there
What if I...
I died.
Flag is wind and wall.
All is stop.
Fuck.
Cross guard, thanks for the prime.
Uh...
Can I bring this over here?
Sink and wall!
That doesn't do anything!
So this is definitely supposed to come out.
Flag is wind and wall.
Maybe I can do like flat...
Let me try this.
Flag and wall is win.
Maybe that'll work.
Yo netto, thanks for five months.
Okay, it doesn't work like that either.
FUCK!
Hmm...
No, I don't think you can push this stuff into jellies because I tried that with the
rocks before.
Oh wait, what?
That does work!
What?
That one was so simple.
I was overthinking it.
Thanks, rocksit!
Oh, this is complicated.
Flag is win, wall is stop, rock is push, slug is win, slug is win, slug is win, slug is win,
Rock is Push, Star is Sink, Skola's Defeat, Crab, Baba is You.
Um...
What? Star is Sink?
How do I get through the wall?
Yeah, that's gonna kill me.
Wall is stop?
So what happens if I push the star to this goal?
Literally nothing.
Fuck.
If I make it say, um, Crab is something.
Where have I tried that, Star's Push?
Oh nice, Star's Sank, Crab.
Boba is Crab.
Um...
Okay, I think I kind of know how to solve this.
Okay, I think I know how to solve this.
I need to get my name to go away.
I need to get a rock in there.
Rock is push.
Oh fuck, how am I supposed to get my- fuck.
I fucked up.
This is hard!
Stars tank?
How am I supposed to get the rock in there?
Without um...
I was gonna try it.
Cuz see, if I push the crab into the wall, how am I gonna push it down?
I don't know what I do like this, I guess.
Okay, I have a new idea.
Star is nothing.
Okay.
Now rock is sank.
Um...
Cause I want to become the crab, right?
Let me just try this.
Star is crap.
Does that do anything?
I don't think that helps me at all, um, well now I have a crab.
I fucked up I pushed it too far I don't even know that's what I'm supposed to do
This is the most hard one so far.
Okay, um...
is crab. Now can I push this into... Oh my fucking god. I think I could just, I can
I can just start undoing, but it's fucking...
Iraq is sank.
Star is nothing.
I'm about to do the same thing.
Star is crab.
And push it doesn't work
I definitely have.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Love is push, okay, so I think I need to get them to move it, right?
Can I just do this?
What
Hey bring that back
Oh, good grief.
Bring that back!
Oh my gosh!
How am I supposed to get it through?!
I did it!
What?
Love is when?
I have the love!
Oh, but I want to make it not push anymore now.
Okay, I-I-I understand.
So this one needs to go up first.
I think I understand.
YAY!
Wallers, push, wall, stop, flag is win, Bobbo is yours, stars defeat.
Wall is push, maybe?
It doesn't really do much for me, does it?
Stars to feed, color is push.
Maybe I can push the flag.
I don't think this will work because then I can't push the pillar, right?
No.
How about wall is pillar?
What about, uh, Pillar is you?
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I have an idea, I have an idea.
I put a pillar on the flag, and then I become the pillar.
Maybe, but then I'll also be touching the star, right?
I don't know.
I'mma try it I guess.
IT WORKED THOUGH!
Wow!
I didn't think it would work.
Brick wall.
Bobo's youth flag is win.
Wall is stop.
Baba is win.
Didn't work.
I think I've done that before.
Flag is you!
Wall is stop!
I'm trapped!
You is when...
Oh, it didn't work.
What about when is you?
Nope.
Uh...
All this stuff?
It's not when as you or Baba is when.
was when? I already tried both didn't I? Baba is when? I already tried that.
Bobba is flag.
That didn't work.
Alright, try Bobba's you is when. You is when.
Flag is you.
What about...
YAY!
Bama is you!
Bama is win!
What is this?
Bama is you wall stop!
Crab is defeat!
Or flag is defeat?
Rock is push!
Oh.
Yeah, I fucked up. That's not what we want.
Uuuuun!
Okay wait so right now I want to be able to push the crab.
Stop, flag is defeat.
I don't know what to do. I can't really get anything out of here.
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Oh, is it pushed in the wall?
I can't go way back before I push rock as you into the wall.
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This is so fucking hard.
Fuck!
Bobba is crab.
Dude, I don't know if I can do this.
Cause if I push any of these up, I just die.
I have to think I just got started over.
I definitely do have to have to do this, otherwise, I can't push anything out.
Yeah, I don't think I have a choice.
Okay, now I'm the rock.
And I have a rock on this side, I don't know if that matters.
Do I want that?
Rock is crab is defeat, crab is push.
Pushes crab.
I feel like I definitely have to put the is with the crab.
Pushes crab.
No.
I can't really move that you from this roar to die.
push I'll just die because then I'll be nothing see maybe I wasn't supposed to put
is there? Okay, I kind of have an idea. I just don't know if it'll work. I gotta go
Way back though.
Ah, fuck.
I think I put the rock in the wrong place.
Let's do this.
Fuck.
See, Betty, thank you for the five gifts.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Ah, shit.
Oh shit.
Did I get the rock stuck?
Oh my god.
guys I'm fucked
This cannot be that hard.
Alright, now I have the rock on this side.
I gotta do something with this rock!
Crab is defeat!
Flag is win!
Help!
Walls put...
I don't think that they work that way.
I try, but I'm pretty sure that they have to like read in order.
Yeah, it doesn't work.
I can't move the boba thing out of the way or it'll kill me.
Rock is flag maybe?
Bro I'm begging you! It doesn't work that way.
I think I've already tried this Rock is Crab flag. It didn't work.
It's just another Crab!
That is... doesn't work.
Hold the word crap, I don't think so now.
It's stuck there.
It's stuck!
This one's a special one, maybe that one's just supposed to be super hard, I don't know.
Key is open, key is push.
Okay.
Flag is win, rock.
Door is shut, door is stop.
Uh, Key is Rock?
Key is Push.
Let's start with raucous push, and on top of the door.
Dude that was so much easier than what I was trying to solve.
Oh my god.
The challenge difference is insane.
He is open.
Uh.
He is push.
He is open.
Door is shut.
Uh, how live one is.
That does not work.
how about open is push that does not work hi chatter
Push is open.
Oh, and I see, okay.
Yay!
Door is shut.
Door is open.
Huh?
Huh?
The door is pushed. Push is open.
Shut is open.
This door is open.
Open!
Oh, doors stop!
The door is key!
Yay!
Okay, well more than I'm done with this game.
Walls stop, jelly is stop, flag is win, Bobba is you!
Where's the flag?
Oh wall is defeat.
I see.
So close. Wall is jelly. Yay!
Flag is win. There is no flag.
Let's try, um...
The store is win.
Can I do jelly is win?
Lotsa!
Yay!
Alright, easy-peasy.
Shatter, do you mind moving?
Now let me see if my team wants to do any games.
Dinner with Fran.
Okay.
I might do a little bit of league practice.
Uh, if the youngs don't all know I might not because I feel like there's not that much
of a point to practice for Jinx's thing.
That was also just for fun, so.
Boy, I'll think some league practice or more variety.
She was playing, oh she was practicing, okay nice.
That's fine then.
Hi Cheddar.
Both, uh, we'll do a little league.
I did almost six hours of variety.
It's good to practice I guess.
Let me put on my playlist though, dude. Both the cats are trying to sit up here and get pet. Guys, I'm busy.
Heh heh heh.
Can't tease. Oh my gosh, they're both here. So needy, guys. I'm trying to play the game.
Yeah, I've been live six hours. They know how it is.
Alright, yeah, a little bit of practice would be good, I guess.
I'm probably going to get banned out, but even practicing is fine too.
League is defeat.
Yep, yep.
True.
Kitties.
Yeah, it is on the music. Practice something new. Well, I have ideas for what I'll play
for AT&T, but I don't really know if I want to play it on streams. I feel like people
are just going to go tell the other teams and then they'll ban it anyway. But even just
practicing was fine so yeah you guys are gonna wrap me out so what the hell
can't trust you guys
oh no guys are a bunch of snitches has the music volume
It's good.
There.
Look at this fucking cat.
It's a fucking rat, dude.
So good rat, so meaty.
So frickin' delicious.
Now I have to update my league rank on the command.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Will I fix it?
You wash your rat every day. I never wash the rat, but the rat is very hygienic. It takes care of itself
Oh, that's support! Fuck, I don't wanna play support!
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Especially if i'm gonna have a challenger support i'm just gonna play other shit i think
Oh, AP ADCs are banned? Really? I thought it was AP Supports are banned. Hello? Oh, that's
That's gonna be my bitrate for the challengers, I think Doublelift and Yasuo are two of them.
I don't remember.
What the build?
Oh my god, it's Thunder storming outside.
are so rare. I know this jinx is a fucking typer so I know if I fuck up once I'm never
gonna hear the end of it so I just won't fuck up so she doesn't fucking yet my ear off.
Fuck my Wi-Fi 125 pros not even bad
DC phone from Wi-Fi closed hands paying equals Wi-Fi everyone has something to say
My whole fucking team is typing.
Whole team of typers? Yeah, I hate that. Oh wait, I meant to take Q.
It's fine, it's fine.
But I'm lagging, I'm lagging, I'm-
Dude!
Wait, my ping is fucked up, I guess that makes sense.
My stream was lagging.
So annoying.
That's why I don't need ping.
Dude, I'm lagging is I have 600 ping what is happening?
my award falling on one second delay with my brain delay it's two seconds
actually maybe more why is my pink so ass dude dude everything I press comes out
Like two seconds later
What is going on bro
Oh my everything so delay this is so ass
Why does this only happen when I play league recently?
Maybe it'll get better.
Dude, I can't click on the fucking minions!
So fucking weird
Hey, it's down now. It's probably gonna randomly spike again.
They only have Spectrum in my area.
Very unfortunate. Oh, it's probably because it's raining. I didn't think about that.
I forgot about the storm. Yo, 507, thanks for subbing. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Dude, I can't move.
Dude, I can't move!
Ugh, so annoying dude.
Did the pro thing blame support, uh oh but I'm supporting this game.
get her please get her oh my god she's getting away so sad
I'm just staring at my ping bro in the upper right corner like plays do not go above a
100 please!
Oh, I was up 300. Why?
Interesting.
I think it is the storm. The thunder is shit super loud outside my house, but it is weird
that my stream is not struggling that hard.
Oh my gosh, I think when the lease on this house is up, we'll just make sure to get a
house where there's fiber like dude, I never want to deal with this again.
Well, the whole reason we picked this house is because they told us there was fiber, but
they fucking lied to us.
It was fucked up, bro.
Well, I will be more careful next time and not just believe they're telling me the truth.
I'm gonna die.
The leg.
It's fine.
I'm brand.
I can die 10 more times and I'll still do the most damage in teamfights, and surely my
My ping will stabilize.
All right, my ping is looking solid.
Time to roam?
Yeah, my air is dying.
I'm back fought.
You got this.
You got this.
Yes!
Sound of the bush I can't even fucking tell.
Yeah
scary
What about?
Okay, well my ping's not lagging, that's definitely good.
Oh yeah, I said I would buy anti-heal.
I fucking forgot!
I'll buy it when I'm back.
Oh, nice.
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Should have rolled too bad out out there. Oh, she's one hit
Hit!
That sucks.
Well, I'm in the game at least.
Nice.
She got it.
What are these?
the fuck are these little worms I've never seen those before
it's Belveth passive I feel like I've never seen those you miss her skin
primordian delgoth
Riot recently renewed my Riot partner which gave me all the prestige skins so now I like
to use them.
Even on champions I never play because I feel like it makes me look like a true champion.
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Thank you.
Nice.
Nice.
This dude here sucks. Oh my god, he's 2-12. I didn't even notice he was beating so hard.
He's actually like solo losing the game.
That's a silly guy.
I don't know if this would be a crazy ult, but I couldn't get in there.
Bro, he's actually just inting! What is his problem?
Yay, double LP!
Yippee. I almost forgot that was a thing. I was gonna dodge. Let's go. Okay, ADC game
hopefully
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I don't know how to. I think we're gonna have a play mid. I don't know how to play mid.
I can still do it though. Like, I don't think it really matters that I'm not like a, a challenge
or mid or anything sounds fun I don't want to like yell at him and get mad
I'm gonna feel bad he's such a nice person that's probably what so I guess
right because that's what like every league coach does and it's like seems
Like it's like a meta for people to get coached only now.
Yo Lockhart, thanks for the one year!
One year's have a long time, Jack Lurker. Thanks for the entertainment at Temeru.
Oh, thank you!
Thanks for being here a long time.
You admit Blastin' for scoring the wrong goal? Oh god!
Dude, I can feel how pissed he was.
Okay.
How are you doing?
I don't remember who I was talking to the other day, who was it?
It was Offstream, maybe it was like, I don't think it was Bonnie, I don't know, I don't
think it was her, but I was telling someone, I was like, oh, I think I'm gonna have to practice
Slaw League this week and they're like, what do you mean practice? You've been practicing for ten years of your life
Why would you need to practice?
I was like, oh wait a second
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Was I always falling in I know I can't remember I just have a lot of friends just getting my brain. She's not working recently
What AC players are going up against?
I don't even know who else plays ADC in the tournament tomorrow.
I'm playing Doublelift on Thursday.
Oh, they don't have keel, oh I should have flashed my flash before it was fine.
That's worth.
Oh, XQC, it plays ADC?
Oh, I guess I'm probably playing against Acer XQC tomorrow.
I said I was playing against ADC tomorrow.
I don't know who else plays ADC.
I've been having a long day with you, my heart's beating fast.
I can't believe it.
Just in the beginning.
You've been in my heart.
I want you to stay.
Won't you wait?
all the diamond plus players have to go support well I thought it was
challenger because they put me down as diamond plus because they is based off
your peak your peak rank and I was diamond for multiple years so that's
That's true, that means I'm not playing AC.
I thought it was Challenger.
Where's your Challenger?
I don't think that's true.
I thought we'd get ganked in my support by his fucking sweeper.
Let's just get ganked again, who cares?
Oh hi Jake! What's up? I'm practicing, but I think they're gonna probably ban Jinx on
me, but I don't really want to play my secret picks on stream. Best in case.
Let's go back, end up farming is okay.
Gen E to secret?
No, I didn't mean Gen!
I mean I really only play Gen in Jinx and SoloQ.
There's other characters that I can play, but I don't want to practice them.
I think I know what I want to play, but I'm hoping that they won't ban it, so...
Cause I know you guys will snitch on me.
Y'all are fake as fuck!
Just jokes just jokes
Yes, I just pushed the wave
I feel like I'm gonna die for a flash exhaust. I sensed it man
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Now I miss the cannon I fucking suck oh my god I hate myself I hate myself I hate myself
I hate myself I hate myself I hate myself I hate myself
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. No, don't go. Don't go
Whoo
Briar Briar Briar Briar Briar come come
Bro, where's she going dude?
Why did you, huh?
Ryer hates us. I'm so sad.
oh my god our jungler is blind and death and their jungler is 7-0
It really ain't fair.
Oltem, Oltem, Oltem.
That's my boy!
That's my boy, Vel'Koz!
Yay!
Candy thinks who's sub-moods!
Thanks.
Hmm.
Hi, Cheddar.
Hi, Cheddar.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Trotter? No, you can't sit on my mouth.
I missed the cannon because of Trotter.
Let's go.
Not bad.
Let's go!
Not bad.
I might die to Kaisa.
I'm too stupid here.
I don't think I'm going to do it.
Rengar really is the only problem on their team right now.
I feel fine.
Oh!
I missed the cannon again!
I was watching tops.
Man, I'm still up to CS somehow, but...
I'm scared.
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Oh, I'm scared- OH NO!
I should have just saved my flash.
Holy shit, Darius, pop off!
Penta kill!
Penta kill!
Penta kill!
Penta kill!
I don't think you can do it.
It's too low.
Good try.
It was fun.
Oh my god, I'm dead again.
I'm done being alive and walking around while being alive.
I'm just gonna hide now because there's a red bar.
Oh no, he's fucked.
Okay, Vel'Koz can't save me, my new buddy is, um, she's various, I guess, or Briar, anyone but Vel'Koz.
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Okay, everyone got shit on I thought they were dead. I thought they got caught out
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Dude, Darius is a fucking Chad growing for texting us let's go
Okay, I kinda do want to just go to GA, I think I do enough damage and Shen's not really
doing shit for me to be worried about last whisper to kill him.
Oh, there it's died.
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Will cause this row
I think that's still worth it stopping those words what I think
Oh, fucks.
Holy shit, what?
Oh my god, Kai'Sa got deleted.
It was worth it for me to go cause the wire I think.
Okay, I'm going to do one more.
So if you want me, just don't get mad, I'm on, take a shit baby, oh baby, so what you want,
Can't end on a win exactly can't end on a win
I don't know what she's swapping me.
Why?
There we go.
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ambitious elf odyssey project heart seeker arcane enemy battle cat prestige
battle cat cafe cuties arcane fractured or T1
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Like whatever I ask people say T1
Yo, Danny! Thanks for the sub!
I got a tanky!
code red thank you for the five gift it thanks code thank you thank you thank you thank you
so much this 30 subs from 15k wowee I'm at 15k since I think my birthday so many subs
Thank you, guys.
Well, I changed.
I just see Ari's art.
She's pretty.
King Kort, thank you for the five.
Thank you.
Thanks, King Kort.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
It's your birthday? No, no, no, I said since my birthday.
I said since my birthday. Now it is my birthday.
Oh my god, Paragon! Thank you for the 25 gifted!
Thanks, Paragon!
Oh my gosh, thank you!
Oh, it's at 15k! Wow!
Thanks, Paragon! Wow, thank you guys!
So many subs.
So many subs. Sometimes the chat looks like a sub only chat.
Look how many people are sub now, I guess. Thank you!
Thanks, Paragon! Thank you so much!
It's your birthday! It's not my birthday! It's not my birthday!
It's not my birthday! Thank you, guys!
This in case subs on your birthday! Wow!
It's gotta be someone here's birthday, right?
It's just not mine.
Oh, thank you for the 10 gifted, thank you.
And Gail, thank you for the bits.
Thanks, Oaf.
10 gifted, so Bowie.
Thank you so much.
Crazy.
It's my cat's birthday today.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Now who's internet's taken so long, it better not be mine lagging again.
Happy 50th birthday to Cheddar.
I hope Cheddar loves the 50.
I mean he won't but thank you Mikey.
Cheddar's just over dragging shit around my room you see, he's under the- he's here.
She's playing with a spool of wire
Frickin rat dude who's taking so long to load in this is crazy
My goodness
How old is Chatter
I want to say he's three years old or almost three, maybe I don't know
All right, 100%
Perfect
Why shatter up no tail
He was a found as a kitten
In the wild with mushy and
And Mooshie was missing an eye and Cheddar was missing a tail so they don't the shelter people didn't know exactly
But they think that they were attacked by another animal and escaped
But yeah Cheddar was missing his tail and I wish he was missing his eye
And he ate his tail to let her lie I did not do that shit
I don't want to do these traits.
That's what farm man.
We don't win trades, it's fucking Lucian Nami.
I just, just poke man.
What do you want me to do? I'm jinx!
I
Do like what do you want me to stop trying to trade let me teach this guy something
Roll fee, thanks for 5 months!
I'm gonna help me far. He hates me. I was just trying to help. I was trying to be mean.
I'm gonna die.
How'd I miss that dude I suck.
You're gonna load if I didn't suck!
Itachi!
Thanks for the 11 gifted, thank you!
Oh I feel so bad that was completely my fault.
Thanks Itachi!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
How many subs!
Alright I'm outta here.
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Only way
He just dropped his kids trying to relax after a double shift his adc's flaming him now
I worried I flamed him dude. I feel like I was very polite and helpful
I didn't say I was doing anything wrong. I'm just just strategizing, you know, it's just strategy
What's the problem?
I think I'm a nice guy
He's going to walk forward and get half healthed again.
I mean he hasn't done it since I typed.
He's been good.
with someone is walking forward and getting half health. It's me.
I missed W again!
Perfect traps.
Aw, man up for W.
I'm out.
Oh, I'm sorry I've boots.
Yeah.
I guess.
Ghosty, thanks for 16 months.
Thank you.
Oh my goodness, someone needs attention.
Machiavella!
I don't know where I should went.
This is my chance to catch up on CS.
I don't know if she wasn't looking, she walked up like that or what.
I missed the cannon.
I'm gonna stay for now
Oh
I haven't smelled fresh air in like two days or something
Okay, what do you mean? Okay, you don't care that I haven't smelled fresh air in two days
It used to be worse.
Oh.
I thought he had more spells.
My brand, that's my bad, I should've just left.
My fault.
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Die please
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Oh, our Vayne is O3 and O.
No! I missed the cannon too!
Sad.
Yeah, here.
On my way back.
Wait for the soapbox event, do you have your team already set?
Uh, yes.
It is... oh damn, it's this coming weekend.
I'm not excited to take a flight, but it'll be fun once I'm there.
This is so gankable though.
Okay, Nautra doesn't want to gank us.
Hey, hey, help!
Nocturne abandoned us!
Oh my god.
Well, we'll clean up.
It's okay, I guess.
Maybe we'll clean up.
Ah, that's fine.
Nice!
Damn!
Okay, we'll take that I guess.
Good shit.
Good shit.
Yeah Joel editor thanks for 13 months. Good morning. Good morning.
Oh, Cougar Slayer, thanks for the 10!
The Cougar Slayer returns.
Thanks Cougar Slayer!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
He's in his back, the legendary poober slayer.
Thank you for the 10 gifted.
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No good damage.
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I'm so fucked oh my god
I should not have followed that oh no
Oh boy!
get this guy brand fuck him up
Alright, next time.
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I mean, I guess bear is not up, so I guess it's okay.
I'm practicing. I don't think I'm gonna play Jinx in the tournament. I mean if I get it
I'll play it, but I don't know if I'll get it. I'm ready.
practicing with a character you play well for me it's still healthy cuz my muscle
memory has a it's not what it used to be I play like average like two games we
instead of like 15. Oh my god, that was crazy. The damage.
Yes, I'm more rusty now, so...
Here, teammates in the tournament, for tomorrow, I don't know, they're really drafting it right
before the games, which is gonna be such a fucking shit show.
Uh, oh, we can keep going.
I don't know, mind.
And then, for Thursday, it's a myth, Jake and Akadamina.
I had adapts.
And apparently I'm teaching him to play this week, so that'll be...
Also a chitchat.
I forgot the catch!
I'm sorry, bro!
I've been live for almost 8 hours!
I mean, that's normal for me, but, uh, it's late.
uh
There we go
Oh, he lived!
But I think...
Uhhh!
Haha!
Uhhh!
Brandcom!
Oh, am I?
Whatever!
Ligas thought it would've been so nice.
Why are males better in League Bribeck, like silver typing that?
Crazy.
Are we winning, son?
Ah, this game is super even, but our team comp is so shit.
I don't know.
Our Mel does have 19 kills, though.
Was this even called?
Really nice. Oh, yes, the chat loves Jake and Bray, don't they?
And they're not!
They're playing so much better than they were at the beginning of the game.
We were in so many picks and now they're playing like a fucking pro team.
Shhhh.
The Shen level 20.
Eughhh.
That's cool.
Ah, Shen take the top.
He goes to 20 now, yeah, but only for top lane.
Flango is to level 20.
I don't even know why all these deaths are happening.
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Mean do something like this oh my god
Nice.
Oh my god!
I thought he was old.
Oh my god.
That was a good one.
Oh my god.
Haha.
That was bad.
My mistake.
North turn is back.
It does no damage.
My bad.
We are a one dragon from soul, but I feel like we're not getting that shit
Oh, yeah, I've been forgetting to tell people to get your raffle tickets. You can only redeem one per stream
With channel points
Oh wait, they didn't get this.
Yeah, this is so rough for our carries.
like we're just gonna get shit on no matter what our comp is so bad
I'm not lying all to then.
Baron? Baron? Baron? Don't chase.
Oh we're both one Drake console.
Scary.
I'm so fucking sleepy, oh my god.
It's anyone's game.
full build and I'm not close.
That's not great.
Yo Paula, thanks for two years.
With a back.
Are we going to do anything with Baron or not?
We just got a farm.
What's the name of the playlist?
Oh, I can show you in a second.
It's called...
AHHHHHHHHH!
My playlist.
My playlist.
The last item is probably GA, I guess.
Where are they?
I guess they're probably just setting up for dragons.
I need to award this.
I feel like we're about to lose.
Maybe I'm wrong.
You're about to lose.
Maybe I'm wrong.
Oh my god
I'm running without me though. I guess I was the bait. Ooh nice stun!
Whoo!
Oh no, oh no
He's going for Inhib. I guess that's fine. If I flashed, if I flashed the fucking Imbesa
thing, it would've been fine I think. We didn't even go for Inhib.
All right, we can try dragging again, I guess
No, it's not good
It's my chance, okay, that's good
Oh my god, well, GG.
they're so tanky we have no front line at all I think that's the problem we have
three kind of four carries and no front line
Like we could still win but need BORK.
Yeah I guess G is not gonna do that much for me.
Maybe I should get GA because if I die I'm just dead anyway.
Maybe I should get BORK.
Oh, nice, Brian.
Woo!
Baron?
Woo!
Baron?
No, no!
I don't think I can do that anymore.
I'm gonna be looking at you.
Oh no doctor.
Have you got it?
I don't know.
I need 2,500 for um...
...ork.
I gotta go to work.
Get this shit.
I feel like next team fight is who's gonna win this is a long ass game. I want to go to bed.
Oh my god.
All right, I got it.
Alright, we're full build.
I could maybe swap Hexoptix for something.
This is kind of a cheap early game item, I don't know if you probably want to get to that.
Just win!
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That's one
Oh, I got it huge. Okay, they're running
What the hell bitch she got four reflected on
Geez
Oh my god, oh my god, nooo, they're all so low.
Oh, that's so sad.
Oh, she missed.
She got herself.
Alright Nocturne bring it home!
That's a rough ass game! Jesus!
Game from hell!
I guess we just try to get elder now.
I'm gonna swap PD to RFC.
No.
Pd has better Vsats.
I'm scared we have no wards at all, there's a shed waiting right there, slowly.
We have no war it's war it's something bro war something
Lord something
I'm gonna lose
Well, we just did fucking nothing.
Oh
Like no attempt to do anything at all
Oh wait now
She's trying some shit.
Roshi, she's so fucking funny.
Oh no.
Elder.
Good try.
Nice try.
I saw the vision.
Okay, well I will be on tomorrow at level 4-3 for the tournament.
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