Emiru
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05-12-2026 · 5h 12m
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What is it that you're talking about?
Is all that still to be told?
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You've got to press it on you, you're just thinking that it's what you do, holding on.
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Why are all of his just playing WASD
Which yeah, I didn't even know that was an option. I feel like I would have been better if they just
Had him play normally, but yeah, I don't know
Violet P and X, thanks for 15 months
Rayla's a good for new player. Apparently people were saying he played a lot of mobile legends
Which is a very very smart game to league, so
I told him Divya Steve was easier. I mean, I guess they must have yeah, but I I don't know
I'm supposed to adapt, ask me to teach him league. I told him I think I can tomorrow.
But I feel like, like what, how do you teach someone to play league in one day?
If you can at least like learn where the buttons are or something, I guess.
So
One day ain't helping wait what's today?
Well today's Tuesday, so tomorrow is literally the day before
It's fine
It's fine at least he's trying the game. I play I've played in these terms with people who literally downloaded the game like the day before so
Yeah, why not today?
There's like something more I need to do so...
Yes. Oh, I got um...
New hands is one of the things that I did this morning.
I can't play in the book.
I literally chopped them all off yesterday, so...
I got them fixed. Yes.
Oh, it's like, thank you. I re-did my claws.
I think that Maya's TED talk is out also, so...
I think I'll- we can probably watch that today, right? I don't see why that wouldn't be okay to watch on stream.
Which reminds me, I was wondering where
my cat painting was.
Because I sent it to a frame store to get framed, right? It's not gonna be done for another, like two weeks or something.
But when it's done, I'll have to find a good spot for it.
Challenge things a bit.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you. Thank you. Yeah two weeks
It'll be a while so
It's a very why two weeks? I think cuz they have to custom build the frame or something
They must have a long queue or something. I don't know
Put it on the roof, but then but then stream won't be able to see it
I have to find somewhere to put it that I will show up
Maybe like above my YouTube play button or something
Maybe you like here. I don't know
Somewhere
Yo, Matt Reed. Thank you for the sub. Thank you
Thank you. You don't think it's too high
Wait, is it the same as the Zot emote?
It's not I got this shirt before we add the Zot emote. Oh look it also says I've a profan
I don't know why I just bought it because I like it.
I don't know.
I think it's pretty good, right?
I think it's pretty good.
The shirt, yes.
And yes, I know the TV is still autoplying, Dragon Ball.
It's still going.
It's good, right?
Good shirt.
You guys wanna see Shutter today?
Bro, why is my PC like 1,000 degrees?
Yes, Celia, thank you for the 20 months.
Here he is.
So crusty, that's my good boy, that's my good boy, yippee!
So good.
Bro, I don't know what was going on this whole week, I've been so, so fucking fatigued that
I have that migraine.
I think maybe I'm just dying or something guys. Maybe it's finally my time.
I was like, man, I'm just gonna stream today anyway though, cuz who cares, I don't know.
It was a good run, it was a good run.
And came a...
Yeah.
Yeah, nearly 40, it's expected.
true if you guys could live like 500 years would you do it or do you feel
like 80 years is long enough already cuz I think about this sometimes no okay
well would you live forever no more boxing for 26 months I mean past like
happy to have like 90 I don't know if I'd want to do anything besides just sit
around and eat like I feel like even at that point even TV would get boring I
don't know we all have to 80 I think 30 years is enough I mean honestly I've
heard a lot some people say this but I thought I was gonna die before 25 what
will you have after 500 years I saw them watch the new invincible stuff I
I keep forgetting there any would have been enough
So you guys would rather die than turn 31
What the heck you're just saying that
Yo positive. Thank you for the sub welcome. Thank you. Thank you. Yep. You're lying, bro
You're a lot. I don't believe you guys at all. You're lying
So full of shit. How long do you hope to live for?
Maybe like 75. I think that's good.
Cloudy, thanks for 27 months. Thank you. I mean, if I could really choose and like losing control of your body and stuff wasn't a thing.
maybe like maybe like 300 years I don't know like I could I could do this like
ten or one more times the sobby fries thanks for the five months yeah like
three hundred reasonable you don't think that's too long
300 years of league posture oh my god I'd be walking around like this my neck
would disappear my postures I was gonna say my posture is not even that bad
but it's kind of a lie it's not that good alright dude no I don't like I have
I have like, the comfortable slouch.
Like, like that? No I don't.
Hell no.
Shadowball, thanks for 21 months. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Imagine loss to XQC on League.
Meanwhile, force and beat producer Minecraft to a lowest.
Which you can't be forcing on League.
But, but that, that logic aside, I still have 1000%, 100% shit on Doublelift. Just kidding.
Oh my god, what the heck, swag syndrome!
Thank you for the 50 gifted, thank you!
Thanks swag syndrome!
Thank you so much!
Wow, wow, wow, wow, thanks swag syndrome.
So kind.
Yeah, Kingsman did really good too, but I feel like there's just some people who are just
naturally above average at every game that they play.
not above average like super fucking good like I've known a few people like
that were like they could probably go pro in any game that they wanted to if
they really sat down and played like a thousand hours I've probably met maybe
like 15 people like 15 to 20 people like that in my life and they're all like
super successful streamers like if it weren't for streaming I feel like you
never meet people like that in day to day life. Or they'll be like good like like
plat in every game but that's like not what I'm talking about. Yeah I don't
know that's me in the future trust yeah for sure me too when I lock in for sure
like Marlin I mean he doesn't really play games does he? I don't know I mean I
I don't I don't like I don't like making fun people who don't even like play games, you know, so I
Don't know a
Ball and gun gamer. Yes
I'm not sure he is the PC. I don't know I
Don't know
was saying he expected whatever team got you to win. Honestly, I should have told Dantes
to not roam so much because, okay, so the moment that I realized like, wait, we're in
trouble is when I was level, I was level seven and Dantes was level three because he was
roaming so much I was like, wait a second, wait a second. It worked in the first game
but on the second game and it did not work.
KumaRu, thanks for the 14 months.
Thank you and welcome back.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Yeah, I mean like when I saw it was level three,
I was like dude come back to letting me hit level six.
And he hit level six and then we just didn't fight
or anything, but.
W alt, that's not my alt account, dude.
Freddy, thanks for the two months.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you should have said something. I did say something, but it was too late
I told him to come back to lane and wait for six
Yeah
If we have played
More than two games, I think that we would have fixed it, but it was lose one game. You're out. So
You'll play assassin's creed black flag. Thank you for the gifted. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Too much league. Yeah, I mean I would have been happy if we were in finals
obviously but by the end I was so fucking brain dead from so much league I was glad
to just be sitting in my blanket and watching the show oh my gosh I can't
even imagine how mentally drained especially Zoil must have been since he
never played the game before oh my gosh he was probably fucking miserable I feel
like every time I opened his stream he like his spark was just gone oh my gosh
poor Zoyle Dave boy thank you for the gifted thank you thank you thank you oh
true the pauses did make it so much worse if it weren't for the positive
I wouldn't have been as bad so yeah the pauses for sure made it worse
Alright, I'm gonna do my fucking...my fucking React tech issues. Yeah, I mean, you can't really do anything about that.
So...you can't do anything about that.
I'm gonna watch, uh, one or two Mr. Daily, and then...do you guys wanna watch Maya's TED Talk? I don't know how long it is.
I think it's oh, it's only ten minutes. Oh wait all ten talks are like ten twenty minutes, right?
Yeah, okay
You're air gone. Hey for the prime
Thank you. Are they they're all that short writer do they do they crop them like that?
I don't even know check out this new game I already know you sent me some some
I was expecting some like...
Is this Yakuza devs? Is that true?
Oh, is it new Yakuza game?
Oh!
I've only played like a Kraken.
And I did not finish it.
So there's no subtitles, I don't know why.
But we're just looking at the graphics, cause I don't know what the fuck they're saying.
Oh, it's a prequel!
Oh, that's cool.
So, it's a long time ago.
What?
What decade would this be?
That right thing?
Oh.
That's the Japan you've been dreaming of.
What?
That's true.
Jesus.
What's wrong with you?
I was like, wait, what?
My crayon.
What?
Nope.
What decade would this be?
The piece?
Stanley told Gams thanks for 33 bucks.
Hi, I'm the winner of the game.
Hi, I'm the winner of the game.
Just wearing it's calling for a heart to protect.
Oh, 1915.
Damn, we're just throwing out random numbers.
Why did everyone say 19?
It just showed on screen, bro.
I'm sorry I actually look at my chat while I'm streaming so sometimes I might I might
miss things. I'm just a dog shit streamer, guys.
Okay, I thought-
If I don't stop this.
No?
My life can't ever begin.
I'm gonna sit up and be crazy.
You little pooters.
Now it's the only one that's coming.
Boy, it's cute doggy in it.
You don't have to go up there and die.
You know what you want to go to get?
It's real, huh?
Wait!
Auto's in it?
It's an 80% auto!
You know, we can always just make our own
from our own country
just to only charge for that.
Send them in, leave with the 5 units there, thank you!
They still need to pass through their cells.
That settles it, Makoto. If this country won't accept us, we'll cut out our own life from underneath us.
I mean, that would make sense with the past, I guess, but...
Come on, join the fun!
Woah!
Come on, join the fun.
It's all foam coming that door.
So long America!
This isn't my home!
Nothing's gonna change that!
I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore
I can't take it anymore, baby
I can't take it anymore, baby
I can't take it anymore, baby
Because you're my soul, my-
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Stranger than heaven
That was a cool trailer
I was like, man this kind of long trailer
I don't usually like when trailers are longer than
like two minutes, that was really good
Coming this winter!
So probably probably ended this year maybe early next year
Wow, it does. Okay, so it is on steam and PlayStation
What the fuck is Xbox cloud?
What is that?
My goodness
I feel like from the beginning normal I was full mission was to collect your guys while
Look, we're better than Overwatch.
We're doing everything that Overwatch couldn't do.
I mean, it did kind of work for them.
I think that's why I think so.
And then now, I see Overwatch trying to be like Marvel Rivals.
I saw that Overwatch made a whole line of funny girl skins.
I was like, oh, they would have never done this shit
If Marvel Rivals wasn't farming like super sexualized skins, they would have never done
that shit.
Season 8 begins May 15th, that's in three days!
Oh my fucking God!
Is that signature?
He's a...Scargot a signature Vi card!
Oh my fucking God!
I think most of the signature cards are like a thousand bucks.
Or maybe not all of them, but a lot of them.
I don't have any signature cards. I have zero.
Ah shit. Ah shit. It was fucking worth it.
I have zero.
I mean, I mean, I mean, the luck, I mean, this end game luck is fucking straight brain
It's so much going on you cannot he cannot even it really breaks
Look at him bro. He is sweaty dude. Oh his face
This is this was my face when I would have to play CS against people like shroud
right now in previous tournaments I don't have the spare that's me by the way
He is like pleading
David is like pleading please
That's so good.
Peggy 18.
We have crash landed in the Bernal Quadrant of Tau Citi F.
How long the option now is to hold out until the Andromeda arrives?
We have no way to contact the Andromeda.
So much people playing this game, what is this?
Is this a stealth game?
Oh, fuck no.
Why would you send me this?
Stealth space horror?
Can I know?
Oh, it's the until dawn type game.
Oh, people did tell me about this, actually.
I remember that one.
Ooh!
I'm gonna let me in.
Please!
Abandoned!
Get out of here!
It's that huge elbow.
He's so streaky!
And this...
Why is no one talking?
Don't you lie to us!
I'm gonna get him.
Yeah, this just looks like Detroit.
I'm trying to hold on, I guess.
This team is checking out an alien organism.
For all we know, it could be in our own bloodstreams by now.
Directed at the Tony States.
The Earth must be protected.
Don't you wanna play it? It's garbage!
You don't like it?
Freaky
Freaky Laird just finished it and must be pretty short then I
Mean this this trailer is from eight hours ago. How is that possible?
Cosmo thanks for five months. Oh
Shit
Wait for the light.
Once they're dogged.
Now return.
For a little k-
I don't even remember what level this is.
My POE playthrough?
I literally got to whatever it's called like when the game starts and then I quit I
Just like right so hard that I remember what happened. I just like start playing something else
Maybe it looks cool, maybe I'll play it, maybe I'll play it.
What is the game like, finished, like, just never, never, never done?
What is that?
Why is it holding a lamp?
No shot you marked me here.
No shot.
Check this out.
Check this out.
What the hell are you doing here?
Oh my god.
Get bogged!
Not even close!
Not even close.
Not even close!
Not even close!
Oh, he's okay. He's got the lamp and he's shining the phone on his face.
I feel like this is a...
Shouldn't this be cheating? Because Tyler doesn't have that. Is that fair?
That doesn't seem fair.
I'm gonna watch one daily dose and then we'll watch, um, Maya's video.
I think, let me see if I've watched this one or not.
Hello everyone, this is YOUR Daily Dose of Internet.
Have we watched this one?
I remember seeing this in the beginning, but maybe I clause, cause something happened.
We didn't finish it.
What a mess.
I think we stopped.
Maybe.
And his arm stays up, then he's with us.
I'll see you on the next one.
Go next!
Hello everyone, this is your Daily Dose of Internet.
Is there anything better than coming home after a long day and just enjoying a nice cup of Coke?
There's just nothing that hits the spot like it, but the best part about it is always that first sip.
What a trouble I have been doing in three years and I know that.
He got hit with the oldest trick in the book.
That's a crazy close!
That's a crazy close!
That's a crazy close!
He woke up from surgery and wasn't too happy with how they dressed him.
I look like the Grinch. I'm sorry. I need to laugh.
You're the only one.
Oh no! The Grinch!
The Grinch!
So green!
One year easy.
Yo Zed, thanks for one year.
You know how dogs like sniff really fast?
that noise, look at it.
Alright, so this creator is tricking millions of people with his videos.
He's using AI for all of it, and he's actually like not even shut up.
I think he misunderstood the instructions.
I thought it was all right.
I said triple name.
I said triple name.
Say that again.
I didn't say the song was fun.
Okay.
So this is the address to your friend's birthday party?
Yes.
Okay.
That should help. That should help a lot.
This robot has got the funkiest moves.
Oh my god!
Who's playing first murder attack?
I am!
We're gonna have slight fake pictures.
Oh my god!
The person decided to prank the players who were in a virtual reality game.
Oh this is fucked up. I'd be so mad.
Johnny! Thanks for the gift dude!
Thank you, thank you, thank you. I appreciate it.
There are no E's in the word 17, even though it sounds like it might. The letters are S-E-V-E-N-T-E-N.
So it has three E's, not zero. I misspoke initially.
No way, it just counts as there's four.
Ah, you're totally right. I counted them again, and there aren't any four E's in 17.
Hey guys, so smart.
Oh, we're off. Oh my god. Oh my god. Whoa. Whoa.
What was that? Was Slugworth flying up later? What? It's coming up. It was on board for sure. Yeah
Jump!
He's so happy
They were trying to get their friend in trouble by making him laugh.
She's having the best nap ever.
Oh my god the eyes are half open too!
So is it no turn on red or not?
Is it no turn on red or not?
Is it no turn on red or not?
You can see the exact moment he realized they weren't playing the right song.
He was so locked in.
I was like, what are you guys doing?
This guy managed to capture orbital debris
debris as it was breaking up upon entering the atmosphere.
I think I found the final boss.
There was this girl that I was friends with in college.
Like, I know that's not my f***ing nose.
I've never seen someone so committed to the outcome of a game.
It's just a shadow.
If I get a two, if I get a two, then I win.
Okay, you ready?
Do you see the one guy sitting in his push-chats' face?
I did see that and I thought it was super cool, but then I found out it was fake.
It was a recording, it wasn't live.
Look at that!
Dude, look at that!
That is wild!
He did set the camera's face, but it wasn't his stream, it wasn't live.
So it was a real footage, it just wasn't live. It wasn't a stream.
He forgot to bring the most important part.
I mean, I don't know if it's impossible to have signal up there, so...
I'm just kidding.
Yeah, actual pre-recorded stream.
This tortoise got stuck on it's back until an unlikely savior came along.
Ooh!
Hi!
Ooh!
That thing was cute as hell, but damn it.
So, who's gonna tell them?
They'll look evil!
They'll look evil!
Handles that you stick on, and they should be able to hold 30 pounds.
And they should just test it to make sure that you can drag the box.
Okay, good! It's gonna work beautifully.
Y'all, I'm actually starving oh shoot let me wipe this off there's so much of jelly
left over here you go is this their version of touching gloves
Eww.
That took a lot of talent to make whatever the fuck it was, like, I needed that.
Whatever someone's riding your butt this much!
All you gotta do is just put on your blinker, and look, you'll go back up.
Is there a thing you're gonna turn?
I'm not gonna turn!
I don't think pools are meant to do that.
Oh my god, who is that?
Who is that?
Right there.
Who is that?
Don't they look weird?
Visually impaired hockey fans can now experience the game in real time through this device which simulates the game.
I checked my desk. I thought that was actually my phone.
This can't be very good advertising.
I don't know what's up with this turtle but he's literally attacking me.
Oh, he's not pleased, you can tell.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Paparazzi, thank you for the cool gift, dude!
Thank you!
This is what happens when you take your cat to see the new Michael Jackson movie.
Hee hee!
Hee hee!
I'm not sure that microwaves should make that noise oh she should you should not be standing
He's in front of that!
That's some brain-rape old shirt.
Good!
Yes! Good job!
He's planning something devious.
You see that? I got one. Look at that.
How come this dog can skip better than me?
Wait, I think my camera was blocking that, that was fucking good.
How come this dog can skip better than me?
Wow!
So good!
Is that real?
I can't trust anything these days.
Whoa!
Whoa! What was that?
His morning jog just got a lot more intense.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh no!
Run bro!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
You sure they have cute?
Yeah you are!
Wooo!
Ha ha!
She was sick of being filmed, so decided to put a stop to it.
Those little baby sharks.
Oh, stole the camera.
Yeah, just thank to yourself.
This is my impression of someone violently typing a message on their iPhone, right next
to what they're sound on.
Pretty good!
I think it's pretty good.
I just woke up from the nap and I came up to get the rail.
Apparently I woke up in another decade.
The size of Amazon drones are getting out of hand.
3.15, wow, 3.4 names, oh this one, all the potatoes are not even weighing up to their
Oh, here's five, here's eight.
Oh, that's a good bag, you gotta get that one.
This sling launches stones at crazy speeds.
165.
Oh, yeah.
165.
Oh yeah.
Sorry, thanks for another gift, dude.
That's a perfect rainbow.
She styled her daughter's hair really nicely for school, but it didn't last.
Being embarrassed by your parents can happen anywhere.
I think he was trying to abandon him.
Hey, wait, are you running?
I guess he's running around.
Oh my god.
It's smaller than my turn.
Wait, this is the same clip. He's still growing.
Thank you Mr. Daily. Thank you. Alright, let's watch um my yes video
Did you see this art? I I think I did see this yeah
Zoil absolutely logging scum art. Why is Twitter not working?
I can't, I can't click on it.
Very good.
Amazing art as usual.
I look very, very scary.
So my mission is to use the internet to build our next generation of conservationists.
And I've not been doing this for all that long.
Okay, I was born in 1998, so I will get that out of the way right off the bat.
But I'll tell you guys how I got started.
So I grew up on a farm, and I always looked for it.
We had rabbits and horses and chickens, and you name it, we had it, and I loved it.
So then when I was 18 and in college, naturally, I got a job as a zookeeper.
So I put on the safari outfit, and I would bring animals like kangaroos and lemurs to
schools and birthday parties to teach kids about wildlife.
It was a pretty cool job.
It was really awesome.
So then one night after work, I met some friends online who were livestreaming themselves playing
video games on Twitch, and I had no idea what that meant, but I learned that I could broadcast
myself live on this website doing whatever I wanted, so I could cook or I could sing or
I could play video games, and if people enjoyed watching it, they would send me clips of cash.
The actual real money, and as a college student, that's pretty easy to catch.
So I started streaming to about ten viewers at a time almost every day.
Then one night after one of these live streams...
I was blocking it.
Sorry.
Look.
Cinema.
Look, or I could sing, or I could play video games.
And if people enjoyed watching it,
they would send me tips, so cash, actual real money.
And as a college student, that's pretty freaking sweet.
So I started streaming to about 10 viewers at a time,
almost every day.
Then one night after one of these live streams,
I got a call from a zookeeper friend
about this red-tailed hawk who had been hit by a car
and he needed help.
So we brought Bean, that's what we called him,
home to my college house,
and I started to rehabilitate him in my backyard.
So then one night I'm live streaming, I'm cooking,
I'm talking about this new hawk in my backyard,
and one of my viewers didn't believe me.
They didn't believe that I had a bird in my backyard,
and I could not have that.
So I put my falconry glove on
and I brought the bird inside to show them.
Of course, because I have a problem.
And one of the people watching this stream made a short video of this moment,
and they shared it on Reddit, and it went viral.
So my viewership shot up overnight,
and I started live streaming beans in the notification process.
So I'd call him from his perch to my glove,
and the people watching my streams started becoming as invested as I was in his recovery.
It was like they were doing it with me, sort of,
which was the coolest thing that I've ever done.
And then, eventually, because I was reaching so many people with Bean Story,
the zoo that I worked at started allowing me to bring animals like cockatoo's
and reptiles home to present on my live stream.
So suddenly, somehow,
I had turned this zoo outreach job that I had
into a work-from-home situation, right?
Which is awesome, but instead of reaching 20 kids at a time in a classroom,
I was reaching thousands of people at a time, all over the world.
So, this is when it really clicked for me, right?
I wanted to do this for the rest of my life,
but I wanted to do it at a much, much larger scale.
So, then two years later, at 20 years old,
I came up with a plan,
and the vision was to build an animal sanctuary
that nobody visits, at least not in person.
So, we would rescue animals and build huge animal enclosures,
and we would livestream conservation education programs online.
So, people could fall in love with our animals,
the way that they fell in love with Bean, that bird.
Our animals would be able to reach millions and millions of people
without having to meet a single one of them in person.
And then, of course,
I would fundraise all of the capital to do all of these things
and build this entire facility in one single livestream,
which is the craziest idea that I've ever had.
But this is crazier.
It worked somehow.
So I'm livestreaming one day, and there's some...
Oh, thank you.
That was a sick feeling, because she has to somewhere so I can understand how she's going to do that.
And someone in my live chat said,
Maya, if we raised $500,000, would you shave your head on stream?
And I said, yeah, duh.
Because who wouldn't do that? Who in the right room wouldn't do that?
Apparently, that was pretty motivating, though,
because over the course of a 21-hour-long live stream,
we fundraised $573,000.
hollers. So I bought some land in Austin, Texas, started building animal
enclosures and I started growing my hair back and that takes about two years in
case anyone was curious. And the screens are huge. That is a huge picture of me
bald in front of a lot of people. Okay, so next up was rescuing animals. Okay so
So APA and MOMO are marmosets.
They're these very tiny, very, very charming new world monkeys.
Someone originally bought them as pets online.
But then after years of inadequate care,
they were brought to us for rehabilitation.
So they now live at Alves to help teach people
about the exploitation of primates in the pet trade
and about the importance of conserving their rainforest
habitats, too.
They also have a little iPad to play games on now.
Very, very cute.
Finn is an American Red Fox.
He was confiscated from the illegal pet trade
So he and his best friend, Reed, now live at Alvea's
to help teach people about the nightmare that is the fur trade,
helping to build a new generation of fur-free consumers.
Then there's Winnie the Moo.
She's a cow.
She was rescued from a beef operation in Oklahoma.
She lives at Alvea's to help teach people about commercial agriculture
and how it impacts animal welfare and our planet.
One way that viewers can support the sanctuary is by feeding Winnie treats.
So a $5 donation made online results in treats feeding
treats being dispensed via this automated feeder. To date, that treat feeder has generated
over $38,000 in funding for the sanctuary. Isn't that crazy? There's a lot of treats.
She's a very happy cow. Since 2019, through live streaming, I have raised over $7.5 million
for conservation causes across the globe.
APPLAUSE
So that came from us, guys.
In 2025 alone, we reached over 250 million people
with conservation education online.
So over 10 million classrooms,
just like the ones that I was bringing zoo animals to in college,
just in the last year.
Alveas is now home to rescued parrots and emus and monkeys
and wolf dogs and more, and we have those 36 cameras
that are live streaming them 24 hours a day.
But the beautiful thing about these live cameras
is our animals are all blissfully unaware
of the thousands of eyes on them at any given time.
Not being open to the public means that our animals are less stressed,
fighting the unthinkable factors that come with people visiting.
It also means that we've never had to divert any of our funding
to guest experiences, like gift shops and concession stands
and parking lots.
But one of the most positive benefits is we've developed
one of the most accessible Zoom models in the world.
Anyone with an internet connection can visit our animals for free
from their device, from anywhere on the planet.
And they do.
Our online demographic, our online community,
they range from about 17 to 28 years old.
We are our nation's new voters,
new consumers and up-and-coming decision makers.
we hold the future of this planet in our hands.
But most of our online community didn't even join with an interest in environmentalism at all.
They're just normal people, internet users who stumbled across our content
in one of their many, many feeds.
Alvea Sanctuary brings conservation to young people,
largely by meeting them where they already are,
which is on social media.
But before social media, TV programming was establishing
the best examples of conservationists, right?
heroes like Steve Irwin and David Hattenborough and Jane Goodall.
These are obviously some of my personal heroes, probably some of yours as well as they should
be.
These guys rock, right?
But for most of us, it can be really hard to see ourselves in such legends.
It leaves us feeling like that work is just a far-off dream that only other people achieve.
But at Alves, that dream doesn't feel so far off.
For our viewers, Alves is a dream that one of them achieved.
and within a space that they're already a part of.
And they get to be a part of it all live.
So we're just getting started.
Our next step is taking this alveas approach to the wild.
We're building a new facility where
we're going to breed endangered species at alveas
for reintroduction and release into the wild.
We're starting with the recovery of critically endangered wolves.
Our sincere hope is that people will fall in love
with these wolves, the way that they fall in love with Bean,
that bird from college.
We hope that they'll care really deeply about these individuals
and then, in turn, about the wild places that we return them to.
Millions and millions and millions and millions and millions
of brand-new conservationists fighting for wildlife and wild places,
all doing it from their homes.
So my mission is to use the internet
to build our next generation of conservationists.
I think it's working.
Thank you.
That was so good!
Oh my gosh, I wonder if she must have had the basic memorizer.
I noticed like she wasn't even, I mean maybe like at some point she was reading off a thing,
but she was like looking around the whole crowd and shit. That was super cool.
That was awesome. Wow!
Very, very cool. Yeah, very natural public speaking.
Very cool. There wasn't anything to read all those. She just had it all memorized.
That's super super cool.
Very cool.
I'm sure that it will be very good for her sanctuary too.
I'm sure a lot of people will start watching and donate and help out and stuff.
Very cool.
She says she was kind of like she was live, honestly.
That's kind of what I was thinking because
When I did my live thing at twitchcon, which like was not anywhere near as big as that obviously
But it was still very scary. I was just like this is really that different from a stream and once I started thinking about like that
It was it was totally fine
You know normal care. I think of the nine months. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Thanks to you. Many of us knows Maya and Elvis now
Now, WWW My WWW Sanctuary.
Yes, very, very cool.
Very, very cool.
Very awesome.
Did you win the league thing?
I did not know.
Wait, she's going to the UN tomorrow?
Bro, that's a crazy run.
Oh my gosh.
She's gonna get to do a lot of cool things then.
Because I know that her ultimate goal is to be able to like rehabilitate a dangerous
species, right?
And I feel like all this is like actually like if they got even more funding, I feel
like it's like perfect for that kind of thing.
There's probably like a ton of other charities and groups that want to work with her.
I would just guess if I had to guess, I bet that is the case.
Hello everyone, this is your Daily Dose of Internet.
I thought my car was broken into, because I saw glass on my seat.
Someone's car f***ing exploded, all over mine.
It's literally like...
All over mine.
It's literally like melted metal all over the place.
I'm Shawn Natchez and this is Jetson. This is Ternstone.
I've never seen a cat roll their eyes before.
Is this the cleanest day up of all time?
What boy?
Where is Loplin?
Oh no wait Loplin, he was on your pillow the other time I saw him.
But you gotta keep up with my lizard, you gonna lose him man.
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
He in your head!
I wouldn't put this on the highlight reel.
What? Well, you know, these soccer fans decided to take advantage of the stadium's leaky roof.
He thought this truck was blocking him, but it actually saved him.
I don't think she approves of his tattoo.
So I wanted to share this really cool liquid that I have in the lab.
It's called ferrofluid.
And this ferrofluid is something that becomes very strongly magnetized in the presence of
a magnetic field.
Ferrofluid is simply these suspended nanoscale particles in a carrier fluid such as an organic
solvent or water.
This is like that one scene out of Toy Story.
Music
She forgot something quite important.
Mommy has no hands, baby.
Hello? Did you forget something?
what hello did you forget something hi me you're picking me up
male can I have that move male give me that you're gonna give me give me give
This is the cutest ring bearer of all time.
Hey, do you need me to pull you in the chair?
Was that hurt?
Their bathroom renovation plans ran into a slight issue.
Ow!
I don't know how people work from home.
The only desk is my sister with autism.
I'm literally in a Jim Carrey shrine.
How can a contentile...
Jim do it.
Staring at me.
He said that he would record, but he never said what.
Wait, why Jim do it?
He actually got snatched.
What the hell is that?
This device is a traditional way to make popcorn.
She looks like this robot has had one drink too many.
Me trying to close the dishwasher.
Oh jeez.
That's weird.
How come it won't close all the way?
She's a part-time delivery driver and a full-time hype man.
the body is amazing.
Girl, you look good, girl!
Oh my god, girl, you see no tummy going to look at just...
Bye, thank you!
The stick insect species has the small red wings which act as a warning to predators.
I guess this team were playing with 12 players.
5,000 rubber ducks were dropped into the river for a gigantic race.
I'm going to stick a shark out my roof.
Who knew that clams could sneeze?
I think it looks fucking awesome.
Alright, thanks for boys so much!
It's crazy, it's huge!
What's on the moon?
What is that?
Is that the moon?
It's just fucking...
HAHAHAHA
I love that piece
This is just so much better
This is what the tallest skyscraper in Shanghai looks like from the skies.
Wow!
I love you guys, but you guys smell really bad.
You guys need to move.
You gotta move.
I need you to move or let me go by.
Don't bite me.
Don't you bite me.
Alright, good boy.
Good boy.
Look at you guys.
You're being good boys, all right.
You're cute!
I think the weights might be a bit too heavy.
At the cemetery, I'm saying happy birthday to my sister-in-law's birthday today, and
tomorrow's my brother's birthday, and we were like, happy birthday to you, and then my daughter
goes and many more.
How many more? How many more?
These twin brothers decided to try out a face swapping filter.
Wow, that's so funny. They look so different.
Yeah, you can already run.
Seriously.
you guys pronounce that color because I have been told that I'm saying it weird or wrong pink pink pink
he invented a machine that managed to make this water droplet levitate pink
it's not a spring hole of me
what is my kizudina
i brought you in a row
This is a moon snail egg which are formed of mucus, sand, and thousands of embedded eggs.
waiting hours to see a doctor, only for them to be a robot.
I thought that was fucking Michael from Vsauce, from far away.
I don't feel that.
Three, four.
Oh!
So fucking fat.
They better hope it doesn't work like a regular claw machine.
I found this dog in the puzzle board.
I do not see a dog.
We found where it fits in, but literally this photo doesn't have a dog in it.
I think it's probably the dog.
We're another day closer to the Terminator becoming a reality.
Hi, thanks for your service!
This guy's got some impressive moves
You guys may be wondering what the little nub at the top of
I felt that though, like the question.
It's for?
That we've known ourselves accidentally for getting the pay?
If I could find it.
Nothing is real anymore.
Right there, there you go.
It's like a glove.
This dad uses a laser to pick out his snakes.
Those two at that time, there's those.
Two snake barnacles have attached this off to the trunk of a tree which was floating somewhere.
There's no one to be watched up.
What's going on with you?
Is that good view?
If you enjoyed this video, you might also enjoy this one, where I go through the most interesting videos on the internet.
But that is the end of this video.
Hopefully I made your day just a little bit better.
better and I'll see you guys again very very soon later thank you mr. daily all
right I think that's enough reacting for me I want to play my little video games
We're going to the trip, have him for six years for two weeks, this is for reaction.
Good morning, my dear.
Aww.
How are you?
I'm fine.
How are you, my dear?
Sleepy?
Oh, you like it?
Should I be?
Oh, you're so cute.
How can you not like cats?
I know a lot of people who don't like cats.
Wow.
You do miss me, my good.
They're so nice.
She listens to me, a beautiful girl, give us a kiss, give us a, a kiss, a kiss, a kiss.
So cute.
Okay, it is a witcher time
Witcher time I haven't played in a couple days because it's subsunday in the tournament
It's about that time
About that time
Yeah, boy, I think I'm like not even halfway done with the game yet.
I don't know if I have the energy to do it today, but I think I need to do some long
long streams and just finish it so I can play my other shit.
Oh man.
Now you're close to beating the skate.
Are you sure?
I'm the Baron Sergeant, I want to take Uma.
So I met back up with the Baron and we're supposed to go try to... what's going on?
Am I remembering wrong?
All right, back to the Baron.
I think he's trying to cure his wife.
Thank you.
The ugliest man alive?
Don't like cats need to get doxoplasmosis like the rest of us.
It's the parasite that makes people like cats.
There's a parasite that makes people like cats?
Is that a thing?
You need to talk to you.
Ababs?
That is a thing?
What?
I don't believe you.
Hold on.
Talks?
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Dora, thanks for the 8 months, hello!
Capable of infecting virtually all warm-blooded animals, but for members of the calf family
are none...
I don't understand.
Dementia too?
Umma gonna take him with me
Gotta ask the baron's permission
thing is
a young air
Not about to ask for anything. I'm telling you you can try to stop me
But that'd be an error a mortal one
Think you've got me shaking in my boots you sure as hell sure if I have to
Fine
Cripple's not worth no blood. See the groom? He'll be glad to give him up. Bugger's been eating from the feed bags
The pleasant journey to you both. Thank you kindly
Are you going to Adam Expo this year? Oh, I'm not sure. I don't know if I really want to do any
Onstreams this year, but I might I might change my mind. I don't know if I feel it
I'm taking Uma. There ain't ya
Sergeant Hortle said I could
Bring him back though, won't you I know a lot people don't like con strings is just like taking simulator
I like going to cons and streaming but like
I'll just be worried like completely
Totally blunt
Like bro after a bunch of this shit last year like I just don't really want to do like
Streams or like paid appearances at cons or anything
Now I just don't want to bring him back
open the door now I still go to cons off frame a bit and I went to some local
funds with a big group of friends like that was fine besides that I don't know
No, bro, what's up, we're Siri
This is a nine months hey emerald
She'll take us to get a morning
Well, come on don't say you're all we're fucking problem
So, Uma can't talk, or he's just don't want to.
Violet, see you next time for the 5 Gifted Subs, thank you!
Oh, he likes rats.
Don't walk under the horse!
They get kicked!
Let's go.
Quit playing around. Let's go.
I've seen Uma filling a bath with a fork.
Looks like we've got company. I've got you in battle rooms.
What the f**k is that thing with you?
What do you want?
The Emperor is displeased with you.
Then you have to ask somebody else for help.
The Emperor does not ask anyone for anything.
You will ride with us to Vizima.
Sure about that?
Don't even try.
Fine, lead the way.
Yeah, I don't know, I may end up doing con streams, but right now it's like, I don't know.
Like last year I would have said like yes 100% now, I'm like ah, I don't know, maybe.
Jennifer! My beautiful queen!
I always wanted to do the sassy ones, but now I think twice.
As of all the problems I've had, you know?
Misemi, is that who you trying to prove sobriety by doing a handstand?
You should know that drunk and a short sequel do this.
Oh my goodness.
I give you three solid leads.
Trails as fresh as morning dew.
The aid of my spies and my court sources.
Yet in my daughter's stead, you bring me this-
Bro, I'm fucking working on it.
What is his problem?
I hope you have more to say for your sake I've been busy. I'm playing quads
I'm looking for a needle in a haystack a needle that at any moment. It's a difficult task. I know this what I
Listen to me. I rule the largest empire the world is a fucking busy, bro
I made a war against the north command men in tens of thousands while at home the trade corporations and nobles seek to depose me
You cannot expect me to pity you the difficulty of your task.
I pursued those leads you gave me.
Ciri first reappeared in Skellige with a mage and elf.
Oh, god.
The Wild Hunt tracked them down, found them there.
They were forced to flee to Velen, where they were separated.
Ciri spent some time with a local warlord, a self-styled baron.
Yes, yes, I know my vassals who helped her get to Novograd where Ciri crossed some of the city's underworld bosses
She had to flee went back to Skellige
running to her health companion there and into the wild hunt again
Ciri and the elf fled out to sea this time their boat returned to shore the next day with only him on board
The information appears a little use though at least it seems you kept busy
Well, now I gotta break the news.
Look at me!
I've done a great deal of research, made inquiries, but to lift it I would need to know the words used to cast it, and that...
I've a fail, Elen, ked mil feli, dediv dorn et tened, nandro itne iacus.
True.
Dandelion told me. Ciri talked to him about it.
At last, you provide a pleasant surprise. Lady Yennefer, my question starts.
Yes.
I believe I can.
Well, it looks painful to be honest.
God, the blisters.
Um...
We shouldn't bring him Siri right? There's no like no I
Have a bird's nest on the reef on my front door one of the baby birds fell down
I had to put it back in the nest. I hope it's so okay. Okay. Thanks first amendment
It doesn't matter at this point. Why do you say could I fucked up so bad?
lie okay fine this audience is over to the next voices that rope choices matter
clueless but but the last couple times I thought they didn't matter I did a
fucking killing NPCs and now I don't trust my judgment anymore could have
used some of that famous biting witty viewers where to disappear to I mean you
are a novice at our Tuesday called into the Dean's office I merely know when I
can indulge my pride and when I must swallow it I see so you show your
I'd really wish to do this now Geralt we can fight another time in another
place where the walls have no ears so how do we lift you miss curse we must
take him to care more and oh and Geralt forgive me but I'm unable to teleport
you and Roach so don't worry right there never did like teleporting you
yourself you snipped his toes here probably better if you keep it of course
I'm off.
Oh, it's nasty.
His law and safety series led Geralt to conclude that Uma, the obvious man alive and the victim of a curse, was the key to finding the young woman.
Geralt needed to lift the curse.
So we took Uma to the home of the world's greatest specialist on Dark spells.
To the Witcher's fortress of Kermoren.
What percent do y'all think I'm in the story now, like 40%?
come on
come here
no calm down
Falk Tales this close to the fortress, someone's been slacking off.
Wow pretty.
Oh my god, it's so bad when I look at Uma, oh my god, she's going to be alive.
I've been awake quite a while.
Hello!
Too long.
Too long. I haven't seen this guy since the very beginning of the game
And your journey how was it calm if you don't count the fork tail that flew over our heads a few miles back
passenger got a little restless
Pokemon
We hear multiple deformities eyes ears nostrils hair lip and is this
Now now calm down and if it was right on one count make sure isn't pretty
Don't look all that nice yourself. How'd you get so dirty? Huh? Ah this I was mixing some lime for the mortar
Patch up the walls before the trouble not a work for one person
Lambert and Eskel not willing to help and to the sense in it. No
Well, you never found more important things for them to do.
Yen's here already.
And how?
Huh, you two argue?
Geralt, I understand she's a...
You know, her look like this.
Emancipated, strong-willed woman.
But do manners come from nothing?
He's doing it again! Ew!
But even a nice to see jumps right into a...
That's a small as own tone.
to escalate the number, get going.
And she went to the guest room to rearrange things
through the bed, off the balcony.
So what's Yen planning?
Wish I knew.
I mean, she didn't tell you.
She told us what she needs to lift the curse,
not what she plans to do with it,
despite our asking.
She's up to something glad you noticed
shame that was a good bed so the same myself solid oak frame down mattress
Chris always said she ah now I see it's either that or yet really hates oak
furniture. So where is everyone?
Maskal's hunting fork tails. Gotta nip that infestation in the bud. And since he
ever needs to distill some ingredients from their organs, well, like they say,
two birds, one stone. Lambert's still in the keep, preparing to venture into the
mountains to enrich the phylactery with elemental power.
And yet?
Assembling a Megascope wanted my help running around with some chirping contraption searching Miss Emily
How dare you derive the sacred art of sniffing how else could any guy ever learn how their boxes need to be washed?
Don't go thinking she'll throw her arms around you that I
Got a lot to do I'll be out of her talk to Lambert and find a scale. Okay. I'll do that first. We will kill some dragons
I assume that's what the forktail are.
Okay, time to kill things.
The music of this game is so nice, but why- it stopped playing the uh-
I don't even remember how it went.
That's the biggest banger so far.
Okay, I'm gonna lose the trail.
Nice.
Oh shit, loot!
Yeah, let me write to it.
Love it when that happens.
I gotta steal this horse.
Beautiful animal.
I need to steal this horse.
Footprints. And hoof prints.
A goat. Interesting.
I'll just keep walking.
Rocks. Tracks end here.
Great. Could try to follow my nose.
Can't smell escul. But there is the goat.
Just gotta find a sample of its scent.
Hello
Damn, I'm strong at one shot walls now
All right goat sense
Oh, it's a spark.
Oh my god, the ghost!
Wait, he's bait for the dragons?
No!
Poor little guy.
The nose knows.
As for forked tails, bake them thusly, pound a stake in the soil, bind a goat to it, then hide ye in near to shrubbery post-east.
Brother Adelbert's bestiary page 82. See your memories back in full, and sharp as ever in spite of your years.
You're as old as I am, wise guy. Don't let the gray hair fool you.
Just call me old.
Good to finally see you again.
Yen keeping you busy.
Wait, what's their connection?
I don't know the lore of the other games.
Yen's keeping you pretty busy, huh?
Hmm.
Start a shot at her orders with just one foot out of the teleport.
I tried to get a word in edgewise to which she said one should not interrupt a lady.
Exactly.
Turns out you guys don't come to his eyes.
Yeah, I've seen him come to his eyes.
He keeps the women away.
The long keeps the women away.
not that bad looking looks on everything to all women so you can only help him cope I guess
looks on everything certainly not to all women wait I just called him ugly the most like a full
purse too I thought I was the best thing to say I should have said the other time
Shhh! Get it? Incoming.
There it is. I see it.
Keep the bad day niggas nest.
Who think bastards? We can handle this.
Oh, dude, I fucking suck at living with this thing.
I think it's cheating.
Fuck!
Oh my god, dude.
I hate aiming with controller.
Porktail could decide to have him.
Ha! Scorpion's a war horse. A purebred Kedwony. He'll be fine.
Have I told you how I got him?
No, don't think so.
Saved his last night once. You know, woods, dark, wolves, the standard.
Told him, give me what you find at home and all that.
No kid this time, but his marin just fold.
Escaline Scorpion, bound by fate. An enchanting tale.
Mock me all you want. You're just jealous.
Where's the trail go?
Oh, shit.
Hopefully there's not like a shit ton of them hiding here or something.
of it's little dragon friends.
Not your lucky day.
Let's go!
of the skull you tell you why she wants this mean you don't know and that doesn't
bug you no I'll do anything for yet or for no it doesn't I trust her you take
so I love smile steaks what was that nothing nothing
something about yen bothering you come on grow a pair give it to me straight you
girl pair and admit she tricked you more than a few times. That was then. Yen's changed.
Right. He's my girlfriend now. Fine, never mind. Let's go. We kissed on a pirate ship.
That was crashed. Mr. Pug, thanks for the one year. Welcome back. Yeah, and we also kissed
on a unicorn. It was awesome.
How do I get out of this cave?
Anything up there?
A rotting deer. Wow.
Hey, what do you say to a little race if you see who's faster wrote your scorpion and a better writer
Okay, sure really a challenge because I could beat you writing a lame Sal
But why not you're a lame Sal yourself excuse me first to care more hand wins
Go
Oh my god, you gotta head start bros.
I swear I was spamming A. Let's go Roach!
Can I pull into the lead?
I might as well be ready to body block him when Roach comes up and stamina though.
First or glue!
or glue no you slow down asshole
oh no oh no I'm trying to body block it worked
what? Roach stopped!
whoa there Roach
dude I did not stop I tried to turn what the fuck
I could beat you riding a lame cell
Dude, I got trolled!
Dude, bro, spucking through.
What the fuck?
I guess Roach's glue wait wait no I was just joking I'm almost 17 I have six points
Okay, I can add a new thingy-mabob.
I'll let me put this one down here.
Let me see what else I have here.
Plus five attack power, what do I have plus five attack power?
Well, I guess maybe I'll get a green alchemy oil time slowed bombs. I don't really do alchemy
General piece of armor probably put points in general, right?
Nice piece of light armor, I don't know what kind of armor I have, some stars, they have
a dodge and it's just 10 points per second not a combat, uh, I'll take that I guess.
I guess that's fine.
Arrow, Lightning Reflexes, Resolve, Thermalostery and Damage.
I'll plant one melee to consume to restore it.
This could be good, Coldblood.
Consistency is laying a fast stack critical by 4%.
Maybe I'll just take crit.
I'll smack this Maxis out, um, he's gonna put that in there.
You know what?
I don't need HP, I'm just going to get more damage, fuck it.
Who needs HP?
more damage and then I'm gonna get one shot and be pissed off and confused
Classic.
Yendafar!
Your boyfriend is on his way to help you with all your problems.
Or are you my darling?
I suppose I can help Lambert for some summer in here.
What's this?
Brewing potions?
No.
Booze from Potato Peels.
Potato Peels?
For a welcome back feast?
Actually more like my farewell feast.
Haven't heard?
Madame Sorceress has requested I fortify the phylactery with power from the circle of elements.
It's essential to lifting the curse from that monstrosity of yours
Realize that monstrosity as you put it might be Siri. Yeah, I heard
It's neither gonna be Siri nor the
That's how I am. It's just a bait
Irritating you mean I thought you liked people with bitchy streets so long as they're women
I'm the best of them.
Enough of that.
The circle of our mutinates.
Yeah, that's quite far.
Don't sound too thrilled about all this.
I'm not.
You know the trek to the circles no walk in the park.
There are more ways than one.
Let me go with you.
Well, I might have more spring in my step
with the famous white wolf at my side.
So you ready?
find I will I will help this guy before I let's go
tell you can't get to the circle through the mountains rock slide block the past
last spring so we approach from the pond side like when we did a trial of the
medallion exactly remember the way he who returns with his madame will prove
himself worried and may set off on the path.
That's a mere ever-heirs-of-all's-neighborish. Still haven't patched it up?
That's a mere blight, Tim. It doesn't bother me, though. Not expecting anyone to lay siege, and...
This way I got a shortcut to the bottom.
Shame those southern-under-assassins to get hurt a few more holes in our walls.
Girl? Girl?
Girl? Girl? Girl?
Girl?
Geralt? Geralt?
Ben, thank you.
Are you gonna swim across the pond?
No. I got a boat mord there.
Why is he even letting you spam me on the...
I never took you for the fishing tights.
I use bombs.
I drop them in and scoop up whatever floats in the surface.
Geralt.
That makes sense.
Geralt.
Geralt.
Geralt.
Geralt.
Geralt.
Geralt.
Geralt.
Geralt.
Geralt.
Geralt.
Geralt.
Geralt.
Girls, girls. Girls, girls.
Girls, girls, girls.
Those most people wouldn't!
Girls, girls, girls.
Girls, girl.
Yeah, not most people. Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Oh!
This is dangerous.
I gotta keep you this.
Well, I thought I was really impressed, but you learned them tricks.
It's an art.
Learned it from this old master, Gavanzerking.
Take that tail for you.
More of them?
Seriously?
We walked like 10 feet.
the moralizer and I try to piss him off working out well modern castles pretty
big easy to stay out of each other's way I try to make sure remember how to
pronounce his name next time damn it out more right here I swear line must have
come loose really here I thought the boat untied itself to go for a jaunt on
its own in this fog will never have a storm before I arrived let me think
Yeah, five days passed.
Wind must have grabbed the sail, tugged the boat off its mooring,
boat drifted into the bushes.
Mind the boat.
I
Do something what what he's doing
My chicken sandwich
I've been shaving it.
Drift. Last thing we need to do.
Kill the water hag.
That's a no-press.
Where'd my sword go?
I was trying to fist fight that thing.
All right, cave entrance is just opposite, see it?
Gotta sail across the pond, go through the cave, climb Troll's head, and we're there.
Doesn't seem like such an ordeal now, does it?
No. Still gives me the shivers, though.
You know, only two boys returned from my group.
You were the ones who ran into Old Spear Tip in the caverns, right?
right? Mm-hmm. That's still gnawing at you. Gnawing? No. Straight old pisses me off. What the
fuck was that trial for? Most who returned from the circle of elements died within a year in some
swamp, hunting drowners for Crown 30 ahead. So exactly what was the point? I don't ask,
doesn't matter. Oh, I have many times. Believe you me. Let's go. Jump in the boat. Alright.
I'm taking the tiller though. Because? Because it's my boat. Not up for discussion.
I did not impress him that time.
Actually, that was not me that time.
So peaceful.
Yeah.
Something you don't like about it?
Fox thick as curdled milk never took you for a poet. Oh, but I am one want to hear a limerick
Sure, remember it. Remember what a prick not bad
Pretty good
Fall off a bit sales flattering don't teach your grandma suck eggs
What does that mean?
Right, almost there.
Like what, what does that mean?
My food is ordered.
Ready for the caverns?
Almost.
Before we go inside.
Ugh.
I know any more words of wisdom like step softly or your wake old spear tip
Sheesh your prick through them yen. Oh, don't fall in love with me. Let's go
You know that sounds like a kid you know this valley's uninhabited except for us
Whatever you want to do.
We should investigate just in case.
We'll investigate.
Just because I want to see what it is.
I just want to know.
Oh, it's a real boy.
For a monster becoming a boy.
Oh!
Fucking bloody.
Well, well, what do you know we can talk about that later got the fog that's to take care of now
It was a trick
You see
Why ask me, what the fuck?
Should I do it, should I eat my chicken sandwich, if I've been saving it, if I've been hurt
Oh my- This might be one of the most annoying mobs to fight, and there's like 3 of them!
All right, go again.
Oh, my god.
Oh my god.
Oh!
Alright, I'm ready to get the stab one from pushing them out.
That one from pushing them down? Wait.
Well, that's it.
And then that may not be a good one.
Oh, I never used the telekinetic glass one ever.
I didn't know it was that good.
Ryan makes you three months!
I got completely tricked. I still want to see what's going on. Hunter, thanks for the sub!
GILT, GILT, GILT, GILT...
I mean, you never know, coulda been some, like, side russ or something, I dunno.
Shit.
Too damn high.
Not if I give you a boost. Remember? Part of the Trials.
A Witcher is a lone hunter.
But even a lone hunter can use a helping hand sometimes.
Vesemir.
Ready?
Oh!
You fat fuck!
Shhh!
Fuck you, Lambert.
One piece of shit.
Two...
Three!
You're no feather either.
Come on, let's go.
Assholes well looks a little shaky
Ardn't my not strong. I guess I will have to use it more. I
really been using it all something fell in my eye splinter a splinter fell in
I
Are you some wall what did you expect so finally so soft and sweet just sleeping there makes you want to make this moment last forever
She's saying
Ah, the beautiful outside.
what are you doing killing monsters good one just came out that way come on
let's do the circle of elements okay we're almost there I think
I feel like this is not supposed to happen right
Oh, there he goes.
Yeah, there we go.
Which ass is to walk no more?
Why do I always get so many bugs in my games?
It's mountain.
Charlie Mountain!
Charlie Mountain!
Hi!
This is Charlie Mountain!
You talk to these idiots.
Stay calm. We just want to get to the circle.
Which is his thing one say?
Thing to do
Thing to redo
Sometimes
Enough! Out of my way, dimwits, or I'll grind you to gravel. Understand?
Oh, yes.
I deserve that.
He's making me.
Jesus.
Oh, Jesus.
Lambert, you fucking idiot, what were you doing?
That passed the blockage.
He walks those.
Those goes no far more.
Which is his understanding.
We understand it, but we still got to get to the second level.
I like trolls in the same.
Listen, but we...
What was the name of the troll in the underground part of the bathhouse quest?
I like to...
Enjoying this little chat, cause it's not getting us in.
Yeah, Bart was sick.
12 monsters.
Yes, true is. No facemake.
We do go this. Use your backcabs leave here. Use pass.
No, please. We smash.
Oh, we have to leave our weapons.
Okay, sure all right. We'll leave our swords. I just punch anything
You nuts shut up and follow my lead
I
Think you might have missed your car
If I remember Kathy Bezzamier's lessons correctly
Witchers kill monsters. They're not shit. They only kill home for monsters
They threw stones at us Geralt line about it to escalator
Geralt, fuck you Lambert. Don't you ever tell the trolls
a few steps more and we're there.
I'm gonna have some serious panting out of breath, out of shape.
Well, we made it.
No denying that.
Damn.
Beautiful view.
Must be a view, noticed it.
Geralt, who do you take me for?
Let me think. A sourpuss?
Ha! Fair enough.
Let's save the rest of your compliments for later.
Let's get to work.
Remember how this circle works?
In a while, since I activated my medallion here.
It's fine, old man. No need to make excuses.
Light the torches and place the phylactery on the altar.
I'll handle the rest.
What?
How'd it go?
Water, then earth, then earth.
Gueld?
Fuck.
Show me... too many things to press.
There we go.
Perfect!
Alright.
Flacteries in place then all we got to do is wait the container will absorb the power of the elements while we catch a breather
Pretty
So how'd you deal with the trolls when you passed the trial of the medallion?
Let me think
Yeah used axi, but I only had to get past one troll other two were busy
Yeah, useful sign, Axi. Saved my life a short while ago.
Sense a good story coming.
One of the best. A couple of road robbers stopped me. One pointed a crossbow at me, and the other started rummaging through my satchel, and made the man with the crossbow shoot his friend, and then hang himself.
That's kind of fucked up.
didn't have to kill them but I could so I did two horse sons less in the world
big deal tell me you always been such a son of a
fuck with Lambo or not I was adorable before Vesemir brought me to care more
him kind of asshole think it's that bad being a witcher yes I could have been
someone worse just a shame I had no choice it was our destiny destiny I don't
I don't know if I fuck with the wind or not.
Money?
Give me the first thing you see when you get home, my life, for the life of that prick?
Oh.
I say fuck that kind of destiny.
Oh, so he was basically, oh, he was donated as a child.
Let's go, don't give a fuck.
For Rolly, thanks for the four months.
Ben, me and a blob, Ben, me and a blob, Ben, me and a blob.
Next time you wonder why I'm so bad at it.
All witchers are abducted basically.
Well, there's your answer.
Alright.
Well I guess no one would choose to be a witcher probably.
Alright, let's get out of here.
In this world.
We need to get our swords.
We need to get our swords.
We need to get our swords.
We need to get our swords.
I didn't know that.
Sure thing, brother.
Don't worry, I don't need convincing.
Come on, Geralt, let's go.
Lambert's just bitter because of his hairline.
I mean you could just grow it out like like like Geralt has it would look the same but
But it would look cool, I think.
Can I get it for time?
Let's see if my food's here.
Not yet.
Alright, finally.
It's the end time.
Hello, where is she?
Oh, this is to the room where, uh, Geralt and Yennefer would stay together, right?
I feel like I remember the staircase.
Yeah.
Oh, god dammit!
You piece of shit!
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
She's not going to be very happy, is she?
You decide to blow us up?
Geralt, I'm sorry, but I'm in no mood for Jesses.
What's eating you?
Let me think.
That was the third crystal to explode.
It's been a week, and Lambert's still not done what I've asked.
Vesemea spitefully insists on repairing the wall just beneath my window and starts hammering
of the crack of dawn, while Esko seems to have gone mushroom picking, not forktail hunting.
The guys.
Well, they're not exactly happy with you.
Hmm?
Why is that?
Because you aren't willing to say what you're planning.
You're treating them like pages, not including them.
Us, actually, because I feel that way too.
I shall explain everything when the time is right.
First, we must finish our preparations.
I heard what you did with the bed heard about the bed
Really prefer to sleep on the floor
Wouldn't recommend it that stone can get awfully chilly frankly. I prefer a chill to bedding littered with red hair
So upset about trace you got to take it out on the furniture. Would you prefer I take it out some other way?
Geralt, I don't want to seem like a vindictive shrew
But that very bed is where you just happened to fuck a dear friend of mine
Wait, I thought it was gonna be funny dialogue!
Jesus! Bro, Jesus!
secret for the time being.
How do you torture the logic?
It may seem that way now,
but the ununderstanding time.
Fine. What do I do?
Firstly, help Askel and Lambert.
One was supposed to get me Forktale's spinal fluid.
The other was to fortify the phylactery with elemental power.
I've yet to see anything from either of them.
Taking care of?
Is that so?
My, the initiative.
That leaves one other trifle to resolve.
As you saw all my Megascopes acting up, in rather spectacular fashion.
I'm certain there's an energy source nearby, generating disturbances making the crystal's malfunction.
We must find it and neutralize it. Quickly, I must contact someone. It's urgent.
Who you plan to contact? Or is that a secret too?
No secret at all. Ida Emion. Remember her?
How could I forget? Member of the large, Helen Sage.
Exactly the sage as the name suggests she should know a great deal. I'd like to ask her for advice about
Is that someone from the scammers out of
Some stage they've let me down before but if we got a we got a nice little be stuck in your hair
She's with all of them
But no, not it was thank you for your permission a books character. Oh, okay. All right. I got
Use this Ptestaquisitor
Ptesta Ptestaquisitor sounds fancy complicated yet
It's ever so simple grasp it firmly move it around in the louder excreals the closer you are
Spare me your juvenile wit, please
Well, what are you waiting for?
Vinnie dot see thing for the prime
Ah, one more thing.
Mm-hmm.
Thank you, Geralt.
Aw.
You're welcome, hee hee.
Uh, a new quest item.
I already have a quest on this.
Can I any loot?
I know Yennefer.
Geralt.
Thanks, yeah, every of those talks with her any blue any blue
Damn no blue
All right
On my way down
So, um, should I just avoid Tris for the rest of the game, you think?
So Yennefer doesn't get mad at me.
Things are kind of awkward now.
Oh, you've got a signal.
Oops.
Oh, you've got a signal.
How do I use this thing?
Oh, you've got a signal.
The signal's growing stronger.
I never found a volunteer to walk around with a chirping stick up.
Yes, what is it?
See you later, Vesemir.
I'm stuck.
Here, first you dare, first you come on.
Can we talk?
I'm looking for Siri.
Fashion hair, scar on her cheek.
See her?
How can I help you?
You think universals exist as reels and distinct entities
Mm-hmm to the lie all right well bye
What's up mom
Momer
Hot
Oops, can we talk?
So no
Can't be far now
I'm on the right way
Look at the fire.
Now look here.
functioning normal
And brighter
And warmer warmer
Hey, brighter!
Oh, no, it's not as bright.
So bright!
Where is it?
Maybe it is up here.
Well, that was not making any sound.
Fuck.
Look.
Right now.
Pretty easy, isn't it?
Look. Like that. Pretty, isn't it?
Where is it?
Interesting. Not afraid of silver.
Hold this it's definitely by those beds
There you are
Pounded witchering just never took off
Disturbance is coming from there. I walked past that so many times
What's in these crates
Dimeridium bombs. Lambert made them.
No wonder the Megascope doesn't work.
All right, gotta get him out of here.
I can do that.
Rather you not make a mess of my shelves, just keep an eye on Uma.
Yes, Uncle Vesemir.
How goes it?
Vesemir's not working you too hard, I hope.
Thought so.
All done. You can go. Now, let's check your condition reflexes.
Alright, back to Yen.
I'm sure she will be so happy and give me a little kiss, probably.
Can't wait!
What's out here?
Walked?
Oh, okay.
Yennifer!
Thank you.
Seems to be working now.
What was it?
Dimeridian bombs.
Lambert left them by the beds.
Hmm.
I suppose he had no idea they could interfere with my megascope?
You know, Lambert's not exactly an expert on Megascope, so...
Please.
Lambert is mean, not stupid.
Enough.
Ready for this conversation?
Sure you want me here?
Members of the Lodge don't let just anyone in on their secrets, or so I've heard.
Consider it a token of our trust.
Now let's begin.
And Geralt, behave.
Please.
Didn't you just say the trust me?
You just said one there if you stop twisting my words
You somebody we've come up against a curse
One we must lift it was uttered in a dialect of elder speech unfamiliar to me
I see
the test?
I'll memorize the shit.
The third person you memorized.
Recognize the dialect?
Leif and unbord.
Meaning?
The so-called one speech.
A forgotten language dating from before the migration.
The migration?
Later, gout.
Take it you've heard the words before.
Yes, in legends of the kind that do not end happily.
Can you help us with the curse?
To a degree, Agnes Siglangel's incantation, combined with Elder's Triangle, inverted, of course.
They are your only possible recourse, but I cannot guarantee that even they will suffice.
Thank you, Ensign Verne.
Farewell.
That does not conclude our conversation.
What is it?
The time of the white frost and white light is nigh.
And the world will perish amidst ice.
I know Ithlene's prophecy.
I don't doubt you know it.
But do you understand it?
The elder blood can initiate the final age,
the time of the end will stop it remember this gunblade but you will be the one to determine
if the seed bursts into flames i assume that's important for the outcome of the story since
siri is the elderborn right any idea what she was talking about siri of course wish everyone
I just want to leave her the hell alone.
A series really important.
My food's about to be here.
What was that about? The migration?
Good gods. Did they teach you no history here?
No. Bezmer figured swordwork would be more useful on the path.
Can I answer me?
Naturally. One's never too old to learn.
The NSA and the NNLs were once one folk, the N-Undod.
Then came a capitalism. No one knows its nature. The Ennandod were forced to leave their world. They split along the way.
So if Uma's curse was uttered in this lathe, Ennandod?
Then it's old. Very, very old.
All in all, interesting conversation. What now?
All is ready. We should gather the others and begin.
I'll grab my food, and I'll be right back.
I'm all 18!
Listen, everyone.
All is in place.
The ball is in place. We may... Lambert? Prepare the apparatus.
As I heard, my dear, I give the orders around here, not you.
I believe we made an agreement. To seek to cure Innam my way.
I said we would help you, that's it. I don't know what you want to do with him.
You have a dain to inform us, but it's not safe, is it?
Just as I thought, which is why I think we should first try another less invasive method.
I won't grab my food.
I don't know.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, you're going to fall.
Oh, no.
Not the bullets!
What's this matter?
Derives from folk traditions.
I've used it many times.
In 1211 the liftee curse that held the swan of Poulbus, for instance, now take Uma into the mountains
What got soup? Will you howl at the moon together? A bit of respect. You're not talking to girls
No, we will not howl at the moon and noodles
And down on a gravestone come midnight. I'll give him tea made of hemlock harvested from
But I don't see that I need to explain this to you in my opinion
I know your opinion, but I'm not asking anyone's permission
I'm saying what will happen. I'll be back at dawn with Uma. Whoever hides inside
Maybe it was just born like that. Maybe it's not a curse
That's just who he is
You're touching me too much!
Thanks for so much!
Love you, Amy, and me, and all of you.
What the heck?
the evening off what do we do with it like what course on the table doesn't
hear mentioned some roof beams in the tower need replacing maybe work that's
no fun Tony blood bath thanks for the prime or we could have a drink sounds a
lot better than the beans wouldn't mind a shot myself or two party nothing I can
do been outvoted let's go do as you will but in a moment
Yeah, what's an honest mind trouble? Oh sounds serious
Come on Lambert. See you in a bit girls
Wait for me boys. I gotta make sure the lady's happy
What I do know all right, what did I do this time?
Yeah, nothing. I just wanted to take you aside
Without killing the others into what we're up to
Mm-hmm. What does that mean?
Sneaking up stairs to make love
You don't exactly mince words. I'm sorry to play the blushing bride unless you ask nice
Shall we go you can rejoin them afterwards in an hour an hour?
What happens if I click don't get mad, but is that rejecting her?
I'll hold you to that.
I don't think I will ever feel not awkward watching stuff like this on stream.
You guys have a fun time, I guess.
This food is delicious, guys.
Why are there dogs?
Why were there dogs?
What's happening?
Yeah, that's what I'm walking to.
Mario, thanks for one year.
It's a metaphor.
Oh no!
They knew the whole time!
Is it quite time?
Perhaps instead of getting crocked in deep glum, we could do some catching up.
What have you been up to, Lambert? On your way west last time I saw you.
Uh, yeah. Contract and land accident. Not to boast, but pretty lucrative.
Yeah. Caviers were the goals to be made. Know how much they paid there for a Geronar?
Shush, I'm talking now. So this giant was giving him trouble attacking convoys dragon fold goff into the small
I'm leaving you in the highway rendering it dreadfully slippery
We've built enough suspense get to the point fine
Turned out it wasn't a giant just a fat forest troll and a group of bandits were ambushing the carnals
What did you do killed the bandits to keep the road safe?
Then I killed the troll needed its head to collect the boundary
Yeah. Harold's a troll lover. Defend the trolls.
To eat roots and sleep in roadside ditches? I needed the coin, and not a soul mourned that troll's passing.
Let's raise a mug to his memory. At least we can do.
I
Where'd you go while you were away as go Aldersburg hunted a higher vampire
Dangerous horse sons those finicky to
Specimen in question only went for young women from the upper classes. That's like me
Do you know interest in your fantasies, Lumbert, whereas the vampire even I'm curious to know how you managed my client through a
Masquerade ball for the city's notables to lure the vampire out of hiding. I was there too disguised
And we tell you and I had so much success with the ladies I did that night
What about the vampire I made a deal with this young alchemist he was be working really loaded up first tech
magic mushrooms went out into the garden vampire founder and drank his fill fight
was an afterthought hmm a fairy tale on gluttony for modern times
I can just come out of it all right fine lost a bit of blood I suppose hangover
was the worst part she drank nothing but pickle juice for the next month
And we had a good time on the Unicorn.
for you. But why don't you tell us about Ooma instead?
Long story. I was on Ciri's trail. Went to Velen, Skellige, Novograd, where Dandelion
needed saving again. He could cut plowing somebody he shouldn't have been.
Right. Speaking of old friends, Novograd and Plowden. How's Triss?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
She's staring right at me, isn't she?
Fuck off.
Fuck off, Lambert.
Whoa!
Get a sore spot, I guess.
Lambert, not funny.
Yikes.
Conversation turned serious?
Yikes.
Let's talk.
Fuck Lambert, you're such a piece of shit!
What do you plan to do with them?
I said I'd tell you tomorrow.
So tell us now.
It's after midnight.
I'll subject you to the trial of process, but I'm fucking what
I'm a tough hmm. I'm a tell-em-off mind your manners Lambert. Did you hear what I gotta defend my
Looking to turn him into a witcher
course not as I was about to say I'm only a private play through stop
interrupting or I will watch you suffer to restore Ooma's former appearance we
must first imagine a lump of clay in order to shape it you must first moisten
it or it will crumble the trials initial part does just that it opens the body to
changed so to speak only then can the mutagens produce a witcher
what are the chances you know we'll survive not great but we've no choice
unless that's me I don't think he is but I guess they have to try something
It'll be the first trial in years. Decades.
I knew you'd be wary.
Wary? That's not the problem.
Those secrets have been forgotten. And that's how they should stay.
I'd be the last to suggest you start producing Hordes of Witches.
You hardly need to.
See, till now we had a great excuse not to take in apprentices.
Seems we'll need to talk it over.
Maybe later. Who's up for another round?
Oh, I am. But we're all out of stuff that you want.
I gotta get to the sex, okay?
Yes, ma'am, what have you saved?
Oh, what a bad old time!
I am straight. Pour us another. Bottoms up.
Mom went to bed. Party time.
What watch this about a summer villa snared this president or dance instead of being happy
he escaped with his life local fell head over heels in love what a mean to trap her turned
him down so he tried it on his own with a fishing mat but you're there still dancing
in the zirca in some fallow field great story with a moral too really what's
that stay away from dangers I can't help myself
we were a low yeah soon as I trust her you brave a fire for her whereas she
plays you like a cheap fiddle where it's always been listening to YouTube got
We're good reason.
He's trying to just kill us.
He's actually mad.
Oh, colder than up a nice giant's ass in here.
Gentlemen, I shall return.
Got a good thing to do.
Not cold in here to me.
Gotta say, I'm pretty warm.
He's always been a wuss about the cold.
Remember winter 15 years ago,
when the snow stayed around until belating?
mm-hmm Lambert sat by the fire wrapped in a blanket cost copiously every time
it started to snow hello young it's got your own middle carnival going they
alcohol my good man is a witcher's worst enemy where did you do if that body
Vesemius trunk the height of fashion in 1112 old man probably put it on when he
went courting or in the jargony of the town, looming the damsels. Men, a witcher's
life is not all car to add liquor. It is toilet. It is labor. No gurgling baits to
wean for us. Nay, not for us. Alright, one visit mere is enough. Take that off
before you get it dirty and poor.
Oh, I'll pour, Esco.
I'll pour to the brim.
Because without vodka, you're as stiff as a bookkeeper
and a bodyguard.
Come on.
Let's have some fun.
Are we boring you?
Oh, it's just kind of slow.
Pretty boy's right.
Listen, there's this game.
Maybe Lambert is gay, he keeps hating on Yen and calling... calling...
...girls pretty boy.
He's gonna get sick in front.
Drake!
What he has how about that I would actually like to hear off still water's run deep I'm
Wait, did he- cuz he really?
He never done that. He's a serious...serious guy.
I'm winning!
You did?
Wait, what all right girls your turn when do that happen?
Never taken it what's this tech?
Jumped out all over his window
That's so
Must have been one tough character whose wife you were plowing that wasn't it. It's just drugs. He was a friend
Didn't want to hurt his feelings. Yeah
You're a tru-
Delivered is a piece of shit!
Nighton, I'd send on that.
Or else I'll never be able to look you in the eyes again.
Hates yen, hates trolls,
frictus french wife.
Who's gonna go get some more?
Oh, it's wet.
That's the final straw.
Kitchen.
Are you drinking expired orange juice?
Yes.
Now it's egg drop soup.
You got a problem with me?
Me?
What?
Why does he say that?
Well, it just seems that way.
You know, you're like my little brother.
I'm an annoying brother.
Carol, damn it, you're gonna make me cry.
Come here.
Oh, my God.
You're gonna make me cry.
You're gonna make me cry.
Oh
My god
Oh my god, he's so drunk.
Spelled some wine and crawled through it.
Had to kneel down to see that.
I had bent over and it peed.
Oh my god, I need to turn on the AC one second.
Eskall!
Eskall!
Ask all
Ask all chop chop
Those remind me of the ask all you drunk
Hello, that's called chop chop
LOOT!
Askel, you drunk! Get out of here!
Askel!
Look at all this shit I can't let go!
Askel!
Askel!
Alright, I can't run, I can't loot every single thing.
We'll be here forever.
Drunk get out here unless you guys are fine with that. What's the stash?
Eskull
Eskull
Eskull
Eskull chop chop
so drunk hey you hear that some fight
panzing i'm a wounded waiver damn it we missed a fight
oh no eskall's close hang in there brother we're coming
eskall
get up look there he is with his ever-faithful little
bleeder wake up what what happened got sloshed stewed and 57 other varieties of
drunk that's what happened get up time to have a drink let me alone I'm gonna
puke three of us get together always ends like this let's find a fourth better
a woman
Not in here but in
I don't know, I don't want to work with her, believe me
What about that sorceress you talked to?
Think about it
We turn on the Megascope
We really invite her, she teleports here
Maybe bring some friends
How's that sound?
Oh, Kira?
Oh, the elf.
Worst idea ever.
Dude, yeah, he's gonna be so pissed off if I do this.
Lambert.
You're a genius.
Of course I am.
So?
We're inviting the lads to our party.
Party!
Yeah.
Summon the bitches.
Fuck yeah! Summon the bitches!
Alright, how's this work?
Well, twist here, turn there, and you gotta say something in Eldish.
Easy peasy, let's do it.
do it hey hang on when this ida seizes we'll scare off I mean we don't look
anything like sorceress I know Jennifer's clothes oh no she's gonna be so
mad thanks you're over there I'm fucking dead dude you got for dressing up shut
Why is that sir? At least your corset up so tight you'll shit in your bloomers
Stop whining Eskel
I have to see what happens. I'm so sorry
Fripperie
We don't tell a soul understand this stays here
Yes, Wolf.
Sure brought a lot of crap.
You'd think she was just moving in.
Shhh.
Girl?
Girl's scared, girl.
Girl?
Girl?
Girl?
Girl?
Girl?
Girl?
Girl?
Girl?
Girl?
Girl?
Girl?
Girl?
Girl?
Girl?
Girl?
Girl?
Girl?
Girl?
Girl?
Jack Tono, thanks for the two months. I'm so fucking dead.
How do I put on her trousers?
A quest items.
Yes! Perfect! Like it was made for you.
You sure
Soon as I let it out a bit in the waist stop talking get dressed not that one
compliment your complexion
You got an hourglass figure and you're an ass
Come on go things turn is hell
now
I'll do the talking you should fiddle with the crystals
I
Was this
I trust you have an explanation.
Oh no!
Very good.
He's in her underwear.
Go to bed.
Now.
Yes ma'am.
Yes ma'am.
How long before?
There is no bed.
I'm just like...
I don't think it was a dream, bro.
Everyone's up in here
Reeking of booze that hat was a memento
Labyrinth relax old man. You'll come out in the wash. You can give the boys a wrap on the knuckles later
Let's get to work and she don't care anymore
There's a mere learning thing you think you're out hunting
I think she's over it. I'm with a megascope. I examined you notice one thing at moments of
What's the term? Relaxed consciousness? He behaves differently.
While falling asleep, he'd pause awake for an instant.
Something different about his movements. His gaze then, but only for a moment.
Oh no!
So I induced a trance, hypnotized him essentially.
No effect at first, but as he dropped in with deep lethargy,
I heard something. A sigh or a moan, and it wasn't Uma's voice.
All right. I just don't get how that helps us.
Then keep silent. Thank you, Vesemir.
And I apologize for what I said earlier. Have the boys told you what we plan to do?
Yes. Don't like it one bit. And I suppose I have to trust you.
Right. So what now?
We can begin. We need only brew the potions.
Wait. Why couldn't we...
Do it earlier?
Because the preparatory potions for the trial are strongly reactive.
They must be administered immediately after they're brewed.
Satisfied?
Geralt, make the potions. Here are the formulae.
Eskel, take a bottle of spirit.
Uh, no. After last night, I...
And disinfect the tools.
Well, chop chop!
I
Got in the same greens and brew the decaf one of the grasses. You don't know who's trapped
I think yet a person hates me now
Where are your pants oh wait I woke up with no pants don't even say anything
thing.
Potions ready.
Oh no.
Oh no.
The tools too.
Good.
Has he still stole a little drug in the morning?
We extract the dead in the pain.
I know how it is before.
Escal, make the incisions in his veins.
Oh no.
And set the tubes.
Geralt, place the potion vials in the feeders.
I
Open the valves it doesn't matter in which order
Administer mother's tears
That's what they would do to kids
They turn the witchers
The hook would work. If it hadn't, the Fang would have sent him into shock. Killed him.
So everything's going smooth.
Mal, but it's within no norms.
Administer the next potion.
Administer Wild Rye Juice.
I had hoped, I had hoped I would never have to watch this again.
Why'd you keep the table then?
Geralt, next potion.
Speargrass sap!
OCK Finn.
What now?
How do we wait for the potions to do that work?
They take a day, they take more.
You need only wait
But I must maintain a stable as a spell
And this buddy is not me and is resilient as a young candidate which is
Without this
Oh
She's so mad now. Oh my god. No, I'm sorry
Would you mind getting some rags?
She's at a terrible 24 hours
You can't believe we're doing this.
Might be on the top of the floor.
No.
A trial.
Head serious there.
She could come out of this cripple.
Wrong in the head.
Just emotionless.
Thought about that.
I trust you.
She knows what she's doing.
Don't doubt that.
So play through.
Do we know what she's doing?
She tell you how likely this is to work.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
work but floors as clean as it can ever be and I need to be white damn you're
nasty dude three years Victor 61 spin emmer and subs emmer and with Victor 61
That's why I love a girl.
Is that normal?
Yes.
All this body is disintegrating from the inside.
Once that's complete, you'll need to reform it.
And you'll die.
You witches will give you mutations.
We'll give you spiders.
Hey, Yen.
You're dozing off.
No. I'm just...
...arresting my eyes.
Yeah, it's called sleeping.
Then do something to keep me awake.
I think she's apparently effective.
Um, laser perhaps.
For now, talk to me. Tell me a story.
Uh, uh, uh, ice- her dandelion, uh, siri-siri-siri.
I heard about the time Siri and I went ice skating.
No, not that I recall.
The winter she trained here.
A couple of months later, she started complaining I was too old as her teacher.
Lushed it off at first, and she asked me to go skating with her.
Didn't really want to. I've never been before.
But she insisted.
As soon as we hit the ice, she started skating circles around me, yelling,
No, not like that.
Footwork. One and then the other.
Also, no, wrong.
Right with me or your skates, not the toes.
It's okay.
I'm not going to let you get on with it.
He's awake.
It's time. It's time to lift the curse.
I think it's finished my story.
Heather, for now.
Alright, it's time.
You made it. For me.
You made it.
You made it.
For me.
For you.
For me.
Oh
Is he dead? Oh, no. Oh, I won't let you
Yellow she's beating his my sexual okay. I look she was hitting his head. I was like, I'm gonna chill
China's CPR
Oh, he's alive!
Oh, well, that's not Siri, but she did it!
It was a success!
It's Alf with a receding hairline.
Who's this?
Oh, his clothes magically appeared on his body.
Oh, the alpha was the steering. Okay, okay.
The hunt.
The hunt.
What's it want from Siri?
Her blood.
Elder blood.
To open the gate.
We cannot.
We cannot allow this.
I'll have missed.
Where is it?
Wait, I just realized I didn't get to play
Gwet during the drunk part.
Listen, Sage.
I didn't lift that curse to play riddles with you.
I'm so bad.
Odd way.
Sam.
I thought till clicking the white text doesn't skip things.
Oh man.
Follow it into the mists.
Hurry.
Hurry.
I tried to protect her.
But the curse...
The hunt has not found the Isle as yet.
She's a matter of time.
Enough, Terence. He's not yet free of death's grip.
Is it gonna make it?
I can't even know. You saw.
Not all went as planned. They lifted the curse.
The trial is what havoc in his body.
Violently twitching fingers, pupils that don't react to the light,
seen it many times before, too many.
Toxins have permanently damaged his nervous system.
Even if he does pull through, do you understand?
Yo, Shiver Seal, thanks for the 16 months, and Sid Ziddy, thanks for 6 months.
I'm going to get Ciri.
Hold up. Don't you think you owe us some answers?
How do you know this, Albala? What's Ciri been doing with you?
Jennifer can tell you. Just keep an eye on him. He's not a friend.
Perhaps not, but Ciri apparently trusted him.
We should at least take his word seriously.
You heard what he said.
Take Ciri from that island, Nists, and the hunt will pick up her trail of lead. What then?
I don't know guess we'll see girl. You're in a hurry to get her. I understand
But you we can't act blindly you got something in mind. Don't you come on spit it out
Time we the hunted became the hunters
Carol I think Siri really interested in the iPhone personal assistant for some reason yeah, they don't shut up about it catches by surprise
They'll be sorely disappointed
We plan to fight them
We five in a crumbling castle
Do we have a choice?
Besides delaying the inevitable pretty boy could try to round up a few others who know how to swing a sword or weird magic
Fine I'll get Siri and recruit some allies
I saw people saying I need to do the dandelion interest quest now is tris one of those
One of the um allies I'm supposed to get yeah, the first gonna kill me dude
What do you plan to do? I have to work her pants again. He's sad to die without Jennifer graduate magic
There's hope
Oh, yeah, oh, no
Oh my god, we're saying guys should I just avoid her for the rest of the game now?
All right, I guess I can't
Good luck wolf and give sir Ella our love
Kira was one of them? Oh. Oh, she's dead, so. You know. He's totally jealous. I can tell.
I can fucking tell. Off to friends, okay, so... Let me see.
I'm gonna level up my shit for it, I have two points, but I don't, I might save some
of them.
Oh wait, I unlocked the 4th tree, rend, whirl, a spinning attack that strikes all foes in
this trine.
Ooh, I can do the spin move?
Spin to win, counter attack, oh wait, oh, uh, hmmm, here's your focus, I wanna get the
spinning move but how do I spinning attack that's a fast attack that's such
really must activate the course when I hold it X okay this is fine
Yeah, never.
Quest.
Uh, secondary quest, damage shrines.
Uh, Mr. Fury.
Okay, well, I guess maybe I should do Trist's quest right now, right?
Hi, Jennifer!
I'm off to, um, do some important work.
I will see you soon. Don't you worry. It's... no! Don't type Force and CD. I'm a loyal man.
I'm a loyal man.
I'm a loyal man.
I just failed brothers and arms, though.
I guess I got locked out of some quest. It's okay.
Oh my god.
You killed Kira, that's why that quest failed?
Oh, okay, that makes sense, yeah.
No Kira.
Okay, back to Novograd.
It's such a shame as she died due to natural causes, dude. I know, she would have been
a great teammate for this part of the game.
Now I even know what happened to her.
So sad, she died so young.
Right after we started having a relationship too.
Weird coincidence.
Okay, I haven't really spent any time with Triss at all in my playthrough.
I don't think I'm gonna like her more than get a fur, but maybe I'll see why I'm in
the RQ.
I don't know.
Murderers!
Here we go. It's like, what are they...
Who are they freaking out about?!
Don't worry, citizens.
I will protect you
All right time to go hang out with my ex I guess what my girl from his at home
Yes, who you are?
Trace
Tell her from the start. No men. No fix
No men no pets what if I'm both
Just kidding.
Garret, I got a problem. Can we talk? This looks oddly familiar to um...
Why are both of my girlfriends playing with their little triangle witch toys?
Yes, Geralt?
Is it this one for doing her quest?
What did you want to talk about I got a strange message I'm quite no what to think who is it from
Ingrid Vagelbud's servant apparently Lady Vagelbud's prepared to donate a tidy sum
She wants to help me just escape from Milvigrad
Guessing this wouldn't be a selfish or not talking to each other about you
You know what you think you think women would do that for me. No details in the letter unfortunately
I'm supposed to meet the servant of the fish market says he needs to explain everything face-to-face, but these days
I can't be sure meeting him's a good idea
Don't like this at all you seem determined
Not about to let you deal with it alone. Thank you can earn three white cards in this quest
Let's fucking go instead. I recognize this is good news
He'll be in a blue tunic. Have a load of key strapped to his belt. I'm supposed to ask him about the price for his tract
Gotta be kidding me. He told you to come holding a red rose
He doesn't mention flowers, but I'm not refusing you feel like giving me some
It's a fish market. Excuse me. I am a
Think it'll be better if I'm a man in a committed relationship
Shut he's expecting to meet me. You just wait nearby. I'll make sure that note didn't come from the witch hunters
Then you come in
Fine. Let's meet there
I'm bushers he's hanging from his belt. Okay. Yes, Geralt
So I can't talk to you I have a wife
You have a wife that means you can't talk to other women
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
I thought he was shouting or something, he's halfway down, you know?
Excuse me.
the thinking
All right blue shirt with keys
Interesting you
Yeah
Know where I can get the best price on trout
perhaps
But it wasn't you was to me so want to talk to the letters recipients. I gotta be present
Caution would advise Caution's advising you not to argue right now. Trust me, you seem to have got no choice. Come with me.
This way.
Not the most.
Move, Apple!
This way.
This way.
This way.
What the fuck was that? I didn't press anything. I don't think I skipped the cutscene.
I think I bumped it out because I was scaring his voice line.
Whoopsie.
been trying to question our messengers about the young count. Hold on. Where's Miss Merrigold?
You should come alone, Miss. If not for him, that trio would have dragged you in for questioning.
The tall one was Valdo Morris. Works for the Witch Hunters.
Aye, you surely right, Miss. It just weren't what I expected, since Lady Vagal, bud.
Now that we're past the initial courtesy, maybe you can tell us who you are.
Lady Vaglebite's fella, I... I meant you know a friend sir!
Why put the Lady Vaglebite beneath me personally?
She was afraid they'd follow her. Been a nervous wreck of her.
So what's this about? He's straight.
Lady Vaglebite's son, he's the...
Hello, Joe, hello! Thanks for coming here!
What's up, you've taken an interesting alchemy.
Thank you!
Temple of God's got wind.
One year on Gareth R.S.R.R.S.R.R.S.R. just like this.
Aye.
Lady Vagalbuff bought off the guardsman, since the hunters pay for every mage revealed to you.
Guardsmen took a bribe from the frightened family, and whispered a word to the hunters anyway.
How'd Ingrid Vagalbuff know to contact Tress? That Tress was the right person.
We learned Miss Merigold had helped Myra Base disappear, once the witch hunters were on to her.
Myra provided Lady Ingrid with magical assistance on a few occasions, with my lady's... afflictions.
Makes sense. Myra mentioned treating a Hybelin lady to be once.
Seems Albert needs to disappear as soon as possible.
I can arrange that. Think you and the Bagelbug could slip out of the house unnoticed?
Take that simple, sadly.
Master Albus is hiding, and the Bagelbuys country is staked. Lady Ingrid's got the notion she can get him out quietly.
Want to throw a lavish masquerade ball.
Am I supposed to attend? Help him escape?
No, we're not managed without humans. Lady Bagelbuy fears he helps being watched.
That's a good idea. A boisterous bash that'll distract the hunters.
Especially if even half of what I've heard about the Vagabuzz balls is true.
What word is it the last one?
Yenifer, Chris, I like Yenifer more.
But I haven't really spent any time with Chris.
What is it all about?
My lady's ordained, but 85 deserves this time.
But Yenifer was there first!
Over no paddles or blue roses from the Zare.
The roses have become fridfully hard to come by.
Oh, I'd love to see it all.
Is that necessary?
I'm only surprised that Chris Pham's can breathe.
What does that supposed to mean?
I was supposed to say that.
The elder lady make a bunch of rare visitors to the country.
Truly an atypical family not one to judge
Hope we won't have to stay till the end
And you're coming with me. Of course. I am not about to send you into what could prove to be the lion's den by yourself
Think about it 85 desserts. You're still trying to keep your waist at 22 inches
Carol, please
How do we get to the residence your invitation take it go to the gate?
I have instructions for you to wear a fox mask, all right
Oh wait, I bought the masks from that that one a
Cross-dresser guy already, I think
Think we can head there now you're kidding right what we have to pay change clothes most importantly buy our masks
I bet you can get everything we need for the ball at the house shop, you know
been there before I was a friend of
dandelions just masks right probably
don't need to wear a double toy I double
it girls and it's not a pretty special
double air back and is that like the
hat thing
Did I already buy one?
Oh, a goofy fancy shirt.
Oh!
Yeah, I'm gonna be real, I think those are kinda ugly.
healthy competition. Why are you even talking to it, Duke?
Otherwise, my time to smash knees are worth a thousand words.
Oh, get off. Lajikim.
What's this about? Nothing. Guys, I will be honest. I think my owner said it ugly.
I need to do something about this. Because we were just parted.
It's ruining my immersion in the cutscenes.
We'll have our reckoning yet, Chee-Vee, soon.
What's this? Some flea-ward mutant got you scared, Duke.
Just say the word. I'll take care of him.
Take a peek at what he's got inside, then make the midget eat it. Sound good?
Next time, Earl. Let's go.
Right. And don't show your aides run here ever again.
Well, that puts me up to the neck in fucking shade with the shovel.
What's this all about?
Doing business with them?
Exactly the plow in opposite.
You see, Geralt, old pal.
About to ask me for help, aren't you?
The thing is, I saw the kind of awe we summed to her mutual acquaintance.
Francis Bedlam the king of beggars
It's definitely an improvement from that the plane of it mind you but the cars themselves
Rarist of unfetched princely sons these days
Sadly, that's not exactly arcane knowledge
Got a buyer in heat from a collection missing just three cards
But Duke's dregs are all over my house, so what do you say, Garret?
Fine. We'll try to hunt down those cards. Which ones you need?
Frangilla, Vigo, Isengrim, and John Natalis. Devilish heart to get hold of.
Duke's been trying too, hasn't had any luck.
Wait, you don't even know where to look for these cards?
Nah, it's not as bad as that. I'm betting Zeds got them.
got them. You quit fencing recently, only deals in cards now. Unfortunately, the arse
weight won't talk to me. Not after a board of one of a kind's scoia-tell carved out
from under his nose. Would you be in good to see him?
Zed. Hmm, sounds familiar.
Bid fish in the card pond. As a shop along the south wall. And... thank you, Geralt.
I should think I stand to pay off this debt, no?
No problem. See you later, Zoltan.
Guys, Zoltan, I like Zoltan.
Priscilla!
There's everyone naked here.
Which is exactly why I'm considering.
Oh, you're always considering.
If it's not one thing, it's another.
Let me know when you finally decide.
Hey guys, what's up?
Oh, oh, she's mad.
Damn Danieline, you fucked up.
You fucked up.
You fucked up, bro.
You fucked up.
It's a brothel.
Oh, Danieline, what are you doing here?
Well, I know what you're probably doing here, but what about what about your lady?
Oh, he owns it? Oh, I see I see. I didn't know that.
I don't play the other games.
Can you work with these for eight months?
I've always dreamed of having my own cabaret, a bit of paint plaster, and this place would be splendid.
He'll call he's dressed.
Just one pinch.
I mean, I guess. Why is it even a stereotype that that pimps wear like colorful outfits and stuff?
Maybe he can help a little for a doubt.
Where'd you get this cabaret?
You wouldn't understand.
It's been a dream for years.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Ever since we went to see one in Oxford, remember the dancer hanging from the chandelier and
once she was completely down side up, she called you over and I remember, how could
you forget?
And this place will be even better, I promise.
That is, of course, if I can scrounge to get the funds for some remodeling.
Can I lend you the coin?
No!
Actually, I shouldn't spend my money.
I have like 5,000 dollars if I haven't spent it.
That's a name if you don't believe it.
It has a merchant for a father, in order of spices from Zerikim.
And Daddy Deer would never refuse his daughter here a thing.
We can borrow the coin from her.
Fine.
Tell me what you want.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Fine. Tell me what you want. Got a feeling you've a plan all cooked up.
Saphronia could still be holding a clutch after our unfortunate party.
But with a touch of help from you, I know she'll forgive me. And then give me that role.
What's this help entail?
First of all, we need to borrow a dull sword from Madam Arena. One of her props. You know the kind of use during performances?
Get that, then meet me outside Saphonia's house.
What are you- what the fuck are you doing?
Let's say I agree, and go see Madame Amina. What will you be doing in the meantime?
Something I have to finish.
But I promise I'll do it before you come back with the sword. Then I'll tell you the rest.
Fine, but-
The only buts in this plan will be the ones filling my seats in a work. You'll see
Get the sword from madam arena and meet me outside. So crony is it sunset?
Well, I gotta buy a fox mask for Christmas first, so you're gonna have to wait down the line
On my way
Well, I guess I need more sleep.
Emerudo this Earl pox friend.
I'm doing it. My car is cussing off.
My man carries his textbook like you, and the money's back.
Greetings!
Can't you look over my screen for a minute, can you?
No, no, no!
Thanks for 39 months!
Emeralda, emeralda, emeralda, emeralda, emeralda!
Glad to take a glance at what you've got.
Of course, please do!
If anything chafes or pinches, I can alter it on the spot at no charge.
Once I'm done, it'll feel like you're wearing nothing at all.
Alright.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
All right, get off the mask.
I thought you were doublet, trousers, and boots before going to Triss.
Wait, isn't this really similar to...
A new doublet.
Is this kind of similar to the Yennefer quest?
I don't see a doublet, guys.
Did I not pick it up?
Need to buy it first.
Did you guys saw it?
Yeah, Zero! Thanks for 28 months!
I
All down
If anything chafes or pinches I can alter it on the spot
Doublet, okay, let's get this one
And what was it say so long
Double it, trousers and boots.
OK.
Greetings.
Glad to take a glance.
Of course.
Frowsers?
I'm not seeing any boots.
I guess those.
So long.
Oh, fuck.
I'm fat, uh, okay, double it, loot.
Browsers, take off the gloves.
Yeah, this is a very, very similar
to the Yennefer quest, isn't it?
I'm glad to take a glance at what you got.
Of course.
I'm gonna get the wolf mask.
I already had one actually, oops.
So long.
Great.
Glad to take, of course, please.
Help me.. help me.. help me..
Let's go..
Yeah, I'm a fucking furry.
Alright, let's go!
Guys, I don't think my wife was like, what's going on here at all in the free city.
I just bought clothes, clothes for another lady.
That's Saddle from the first one, okay maybe I should.
That one from the first guy.
That's stuck in all no big wreck.
No need to put.
Ah, no one to push.
Barry.
What?
Let me have a look.
Um, okay, I know Saddle back here, unfortunately, he's got like nothing in stock.
Up for a few rounds of Gwent?
Oh
Fuck I was hoping get my spies
Not the best starting hand, but it might still be one of them.
Now pass.
Oh no.
Guys, I think it's GG without my spy cards!
You never know man, I could still win.
Ah
I just got a bad hand, man!
The best stockin'!
Nope.
Be buried.
Up for a few rounds of Gwent.
He's dying.
Yeah, right.
Poof!
Up for a few rounds of Gwent.
I'm not one spy.
Come on, spy!
I think I'm just gonna try to burn cards, make them burn cards, and then win the next two.
I'm just going to try one.
Okay, one more.
All in.
I got a smile.
Okay!
XDD.
I got damage cards.
Oh!
Oh boy.
Oh no.
Old time thanks for 14 months.
Oh hi Adaptive grinding league off stream.
I'm so ready for tomorrow.
Okay I...
I'm so ready for tomorrow.
I I got you, dude, and I think we have the strat. I'll do my best
I don't know how much I can teach you one day, but I'll try
I'll do my best
Guys, I think I'm gonna pass here and just let him burn his horn because it could be sketchy
I have more cards too
The shirt is base
It's good, right?
I could have played my level 1s, yeah, true.
He's fine.
It might be bad.
That might be bad.
But having the file on my side's not too bad.
Why does everyone have fucking 10 power cards?
I have none.
Oh, I'm okay.
I have clear weather.
I'll split up the end.
Wow, and two other cards.
I should be fine.
Another 10 cost card!
This is fucking bullshit.
He passed, okay.
He has 3 cards left in his hand.
I guess they're not useful here.
I don't know.
Maybe it's Jummy's or something?
Sorry, Cheddar's trying to keep my shit.
Okay, I just win, but I was wrong.
He was too.
See, when I actually get my fucking starting hand, it's so free every time.
I just had the worst starting hand ever the first time.
I'm so bad.
Alright, time to go on a date with my second wife.
Oh, damn, she's dressed up!
Oh no, Yennefer's not gonna like this.
They're like so fucking creepy.
I mean, I certainly took my first heart.
You've never been serious. Still got time to change.
Don't you dare. You look great. You get everything?
Is there anything else about Albert?
Well, almost none of the mages have heard of him. An amateur, I guess.
So why the interest? Temple guards first, then hunters?
Well, he's easy prey, and that's exactly why we should help him.
Everything's ready. We can go.
A shame events like this are so rare. Without them, we'll never get to see you dressed up.
Damn. Doubles chafing my armpits. It feels like they sewed wires into this.
I'll be sure to admire your valiant suffering the whole time.
Well then, shall we go?
Wait, so who's team Yeddafur, who's team Triss?
Cause I thought that team Yeddafur was bigger, but then I saw more people earlier saying that Triss was better.
Triss is team brothel.
You'll find labor in the estate here not that bad even though I like that for a better
Leave your swords in
Fine a pleasant evening to your bones
I haven't been outside the city in ages
No, who's pretending to go to know
Is there any way to treat an old mate?
Refused to acknowledge him?
There's been a mistake.
I don't know you, sir.
Don't be foolish, Vivian.
I'd recognize that main anywhere.
You might play the great game now, but before that baronette would something pulled you
from the gutter, you were a common...
Enough.
The lady said she doesn't know you.
Who's this?
The new one, older than the last, seems a decrepit moss-covered prick.
So, the less they can, the more they pen at it.
This is asshole!
You a- oh, should I defend her honor?
Should I defend her honor, or do I just leave?
Aw, shattered.
Yeah.
All right, the sip playthrough continues.
But then I have to put Cheddar down, he wants to be held.
Is it normal for cats to be held with their arms all spread out like this?
This is three children.
Oh
Goodbye cheddar
All right, I'm gonna beat this guy's ass for it
Buck him up
Square up pussy
I was gonna art his ass
And I fucking knocked him out. He's in the tree now.
So fucking easy. Hello, Tress. You're looking, um, vivacious today.
Well, well, well, well, well.
I'm sorry.
No matter what, I can't eat it.
My, has he ever salted?
Maritz, what are you doing here?
You miss Mariko? Well, well.
And I was led to believe this would be an elegant affair.
Yes, I missed you too. But can we put that aside for now?
Do you have a way out of no regret? You can join us if you want.
You can join us if you want.
Triss, not what we're here for.
No, it's exactly what we...
Well, Merrittz.
Join you? And just who would I join?
Your friends, among others. Once we've all gathered, I'll lead you.
You will lead. Forgive me, Marigold, but that is like allowing myself to be led by a lame duck. Farewell.
well didn't like that guy why do you insist I'm talking to him he's an old
friend his name's Maritz Dyson Bell tell you the story later
well well
Oh shit, are they quenching?
Oh boy, oh my fucking god!
The man can afford to lose, so he's likely to be reckless.
Let's fucking play!
Oh, what is this?
I must have just gone this.
Straight out of the struggles of combat, yes.
It's my strength of all.
There's ten of them more.
This game's really good, right?
It's got Scorch.
Let's go.
No spies.
No spies.
No spies.
Those spies?
I lost.
I lost, guys.
I need to get those new scorch card.
Oh, he played a spy, okay.
I kept my dummy.
Damn, a seven-trank spy.
I didn't get what I needed, dude!
I signed 9.
Um...
I won a round.
If he doesn't have Scorch, I can easily win this round.
I'm not dummy, okay?
Oh, we got horn.
That's kind of bad.
He still has six cards.
He knows what I have.
Okay.
Alright, what do I revive?
Oh, that's all the fucking same shit.
We'll revive Kira!
Our dear friend!
Okay, I'm gonna dummy the medic.
Okay, this is fine. I have my, uh, command card, still.
Another form?
Please don't have Scorch.
Another winter car, ok thank god I thought maybe I should have used my commander card
to wait to play my big guys but he had another frost.
I don't have scorch please, please don't have scorch.
Oh my god I won, I won, I won.
GG.
GG.
GG.
Yes!
Let's go!
Elejo, thank you for two months!
Sir, one more round?
When the cards come your way, you must bring on the opportunity!
Your next opponent, Count Gumo Seale.
In his day, his father lost the family estate in the Nimna Valley.
Gomo has followed in his footsteps. Yet do not underestimate him. Desperate men can be dangerous.
Does the yellow male get another card from it?
Yeah, okay. Let's do it. We'll do another one then.
I need one of these.
Okay.
Oh my god, I got both my spies and my dummy and my horn.
Actually, I might have three spies in my deck, but this is fine.
Two gummies.
Okay, he's gonna play my spy, then I'll, I'll dummy.
We're gonna get so many cards.
Hey man, why don't you play this spy so I don't have to burn cards, you know?
You're gonna play this spy, man?
What's going on here?
Play the sport.
Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
Holy shit.
This would only get rid of like a few of them, right?
I should save Scorch, I think.
Yeah, I'm gonna pass this shit for sure.
Just the 12.
Oh, okay, I didn't even see the 12.
He passed!
Uh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Alright, he's got six cards, I have ten.
It's fucking free.
It's so fucking free.
Does my Scorch work on the Hero cards as well?
I was just here for the end.
No?
Okay.
That is fine.
That's fine. I have my commander card still. I have medic too.
I was mad at you, thank you for the 2 months!
Can I have the Corvette yet?
Should I give them the Corvette guys?
Should I just give that shit away?
Oh he passed!
Alright, time for me to have my fun I guess.
GG!
Here, that doesn't do anything.
GG!
Another win!
I got a vampire card.
I got a vampire card.
GG!
GG!
GG!
GG!
GG!
GG!
GG!
GG!
GG!
GG!
GG!
GG!
GG!
GG!
GG!
GG!
GG!
GG!
GG!
GG!
GG!
Okay, one more.
Oh, this guy's got the red deck.
Two dummies.
I got my scorch.
No spies.
Horn.
the red deck usually have spies? Yeah, yeah, cause I probably don't need these. I got a
spy should I pass it should I try to bake more cards
out. But like I want to bait more cars out. At least like one or two more.
He's baited a little more.
After this I'm skipping.
He passed.
Uh...
He didn't play...
I should've passed, whatever.
That's okay, I can choose one card.
So if I played Scorch would it destroy all the sixes or just one six?
All the sixes?
I think it's probably fine to play now because he only has four cards left in his hand.
Or maybe I should wait to see if he plays more sixes.
But he might have something higher than six.
I don't know.
Yeah, I mean that gets rid of 18, that's probably so good.
He has 4 cards left, I have 8.
past. Okay, this is all I have left to win, but he has three cards left in his hand. And
And I still have my clear weather, so even if he has a weather corner, it should be fine.
That's totally fine.
That's totally fine.
He's got one, one card left.
Alright, no cards.
GG.
Another easy win, another free card for my collection.
Woohoo!
General Doris.
Geralt of Rivia, sir!
I was not entirely mistaken.
Pleasure, as always.
This is...
Our beautiful and mysterious lady.
Let us leave the formalities to the event's end, when all will remove their masks.
More fun that way, wouldn't you agree?
I would, sir.
And now I must beg your pardon.
I really must find Durgoth and quickly.
Quickly a lovely evening to you
Yes, it's me the trout
Oh, yes, of course. Please excuse the precautions. Perhaps we could speak somewhere in private.
Thank you for agreeing to help. My valet warned me you might come with a... friend.
I'd prefer as few as possible knew of Albert's flight. But if you trust this man...
Like no one else.
Oh, my.
Let's get Albert. Where is he?
Entertaining the guests.
He's always been an outsized presence at my receptions.
I prefer not to arouse any suspicions.
When can we take him away?
We should look to the guest to invite him up to know there's only the goblet-laden trays.
Don't fret. It won't be long.
Is your son ready to go? We'll have to act quickly.
Yes, I've seen to everything. Where will you take him?
You're better off not knowing any details. You'll be safe, I promise.
But please, trust me, it's not the first time I've done this.
I know. Thank you.
How will we recognize him?
He's don't have a mask. He knew you would do to come for me.
See, we're excited about him.
I'm afraid he's not fully comprehended the danger of faces.
As I said, he's not terribly bright don't worry about that. You'll feel writing with a good number of the other majors
Let's go fight. I shall await work
Let's go right Albert Albert
Panther bass
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Answer us.
Answer us.
Oh, Jesus.
There he is!
Wow, he's surrounded by ladies.
Nice mask
Albert Vacalbud no
I am a black
Oh my the ladies love it
Your mom sent us your mom sent us
Mr. Panther.
Oh, so you are.
Yes, when can we leave the estate?
Well, Mama said it would be best to wait until everyone's drunk.
Besides, there'll be fireworks later, a jolly good distraction.
Once they've begun, I shall slip away,
saunter into the garden, and we'll meet in the hedge maze.
Be waiting for you there.
Very well.
But first, you absolutely must try the Fiorano Rosé.
Absolutely.
Hope Alvin hasn't forgotten the reason for this whole get-together.
You wanna wait in the garden?
I saw a nice spot there.
I can't! I'm a-ticking man!
Well, well, well.
But I must!
The quest says I have to!
Care to sit down for a spell?
Well, well.
Relieved to get that mask off, if only for a little.
Great view from here, and there's even wine.
It's been so long since I've been to a feast, baller reception.
Amazingly pleasant change from the sewers of Novograd.
So does this mean it's a good time to ask you about?
Yes.
About that mage we met earlier?
Oh, Maritz. What do you want to know?
How'd you meet?
Here, all ages know each other. Some are well over a century old. That's plenty of time to make a case.
In that case, when did you meet him?
At a feast long ago. He walked up and just blatantly offered to teleport us somewhere quieter.
you turn him down is that what you think he actually pursued me for a while
afterwards got the impression he doesn't exactly like you I just need love to have
me as his charge rather than his leader see but you're the one organizing the
majors escape from Novograd sometimes I have no idea how I actually managed to
You're a charismatic leader, simple as that.
You really think so?
Absolutely.
Next thing you know, they'll be calling you Iron Marigold, could even wear an eye patch
and it'd look right.
For a moment there, I thought you were being sincere.
Of course I'm being sincere.
Look at me.
Didn't blush a bit.
Trist was on the cover of Playboy with which her tooth came out.
Is it Albert?
No.
Just some lost guest.
It's just a harlot.
And she stole Yennefer's man.
How dare she.
Must be looking for his beloved.
Like in that elven tale about the frog on the lock.
Inchoo, inchoo, big broga.
Inch by inch, little frog.
She's so much better than Yenne.
Oh yeah?
how I sure hope the other guests don't get drunk as quickly as I did sooner we
get out of here the better no he's my friend have a good look at this famous
So?
I hear the statues there are completely entirely...
Entirely what?
Newt!
Come on, Geralt!
Tris, wait!
Geralt, coming!
Well, well, well...
Well, well, well...
Well, well, well...
Well, well, well...
Well, well, well, well, well, well.
Just find her in the labyrinth.
Well, it's fall out here.
Careful.
Is she coming?
Right.
Oh, oh, she's juking me.
Get back here.
Well, well.
Oh
Careful
I couldn't stop myself. Oh no, you know, it was a good time for me. Oh no.
Did I just fuck? I fucked up the ending, didn't I? They're both gonna hate me.
Miss Maricord, at last, so sorry we are forced to meet under such incredibly inopportune circumstances.
You can say that again.
The worst play-through ever.
I killed one of the friends.
I kissed both the love and truth.
It's so hard.
under any other circumstances.
Another one I can kiss!
Oh, I'm sorry, I...
Ah, what is going on?
Albert Fagum.
Please, step away this.
The ability is not to lose your count.
Try anything, and you will get it.
Found it.
Come on! Come on! Stop it!
He's cuddling!
You misfit our team!
Aw, fuck that!
I am not your friend!
Ow!
You've got a chance.
That's it!
Hold tight!
No!
It's not your fault!
I was bared by the cats!
Well, I'm a little girl!
All right guys, what do I do now? Do I try to salvage the Yennefer ending or do I just go all out this absolute
absolute mess playthrough
I really do want to see the yada for ending though.
I just picked what I thought would be funny.
I can't drink my potion.
Why's the boat? I don't think that a bird's gonna be okay with that, man.
Be a good man and go FOOL UP!
I thought what a good man would do.
Everything's fine. You should probably send someone to clean up the garden before any guest's wandering there.
I've just sent servants to the garden.
Yes.
I shall see to it. And you must hurry.
Don't worry, I'll mess up the ending.
Not yet, I guess.
Put your swords back from the Gaia, and Ingrid gave me the coin.
It's... it's not what I expected.
Stunning the Lord, right?
Excellent. So where are we going to get away to?
You? Nowhere.
It's finally possible, probable even, that we can get all the mages out of Novigrad.
You know where to find me, if you want to say goodbye.
Goodbye?
what happened at the fountain it was my fault I know that the wine went
straight to my head I'm sorry Trace don't apologize awkward miss Mary awkward we
need to go I know be careful
I
See she did it first she didn't she didn't want it either
I thought that's what I was supposed to talk to.
of the Missus.
Oh, I'm still wearing my stupid furry mask.
This isn't easy, but I need to ask you a favor. A big one.
Tell me, friend.
Siri. I know where she is, but I also know that as soon as I reach her, the Wild Hunt will know I did.
They'll come after us, attack, and we'll need to respond with strength.
Can I count on you?
The Black one's first, now waits. Such is life.
They're here, and we'll face them in battle.
What's this about the Nilfgaardians?
Of late, look seaword and you'll see their son on a sail staring right back.
They've yet to capture any of their crew, but only a fool wouldn't know they're planning something.
But fear not, we'll banish the black ones and the wild hunt.
Two birds with one skeleton axe.
City will be safe in Kertrond.
Can't risk your men's lives.
Kermoren, we fight them there, nowhere else.
Kermoren is hundreds of miles away.
To move an army there would take weeks.
Not to mention, I'd expose the Isles to Nilfgaard's blows.
Gareth, forgive me, but I cannot do it.
I understand.
Won't take up any more of your time.
Because I was in the theater right now, don't I?
I won't let you leave empty-handed.
I'll help as I can. Come with me.
Beautiful craftsmanship. Got a talented smith.
But I... King Erlund on Crait did.
Erlund's stone fist?
So this is Winter's blade?
I was a legend forged in mahakum tempered in dragon fire we didn't be on crate family for centuries
and now it's yours
thank you this can't be easy for you i appreciate it all the more
Thank you sir.
How do I take the masks?
Okay, there we go.
How do I upgrade the armor?
I saw people saying that I could do that.
I think I'm gonna need to get the mask.
How do I upgrade the armor?
I saw people saying that I could do that.
But I do not know how.
I need to do more diagram quests.
Plus 30 sex holy shit
I'm very, very strong.
Look at that, where we headed off to.
Horsey!
Horsey!
Happy I night walk thanks for the 19 months. Hello. Hello, how are you? I'm doing great.
Oh man, thanks for the 8 months.
Wow, it's been eight months up here, Maru. How are you doing today and how are things,
my friend? Waving hand emoji, smiling face emoji.
Great. Been very busy lately, but it's fun. Lots of games and lots of streaming.
Oh, wait, is this where I was supposed to go?
Or is this a cave?
Oh, it is.
Alright, hold on.
See if we can go west or we're going to pick it up before I ever come back here, ever
again, potentially.
Oh, would you?
Oi!
Step over here!
Are you coming?
Are you coming?
Aye, because I was.
I thank Mother Nature, she didn't skimp on my voice as she did with some others I know.
One of us, Agil, went mute all of a sudden.
No spell or potion helps him.
But it is said, strong emotions and experiences can restore speech.
So, I thought, perhaps you might...
I'll pay you, of course.
It'll give you an excellent Gwent card.
An excellent Gwent card? Okay.
Suppose I could try.
But I wouldn't even know where to start.
You want me to scare you?
Sounds good to me.
Good, good. That should do it. Scare. Irritate.
Whatever you wish provided you do him no harm.
You can usually find a girl near the hallowed oak.
Oh man, he's probably praying in his heart for a cure.
New flesh-saw therapy.
It'll save five hours we'll go. Oh, it's literally right there.
Is this him?
Fuck.
Are you the silent druid?
Oh, yeah, dumb question.
They ever try to cure you some other way, give you potions or herbs?
Not just mute, seems he's deaf too.
When do you lose your voice?
Can you show me?
Hold up some fingers.
You put me off?
Charming man.
What's his problem?
Charming man, what's his problem?
Hmm doesn't look like we'll figure much out talking so long talking won't get me anywhere
Help him recover by giving him a scare I can't use
I will how I scare him oh I can throw a bomb ten parts stand to make out of
noise maybe give him a snack once he's asleep
Our foals no rest.
Great. Doesn't he deaf? How's he gonna hear it?
I'll say this. Many have had a powerful long time.
Maybe he'll say something if I put out his fire.
All your own conclusions? Alright, I'll take your word.
Hornet's nest.
Nouned after her public uses.
In shock therapy, for instance.
Miss Emmy, any chance after this great game, you would do a Skyrim playthrough,
and can you avoid doing stealth archer? We must know.
Um, maybe at some point. Probably not for a while after this.
Oh
Thank you for the time gift and subs. Thank you
Thanks. Oh, no you're time. Thank you. Thank you. Watch out talking so long
He doesn't really seem to have got watered.
Oh, there he goes.
He's flipping me off!
I don't know if I need to use some strutful for it.
I definitely have to put the fire out.
I don't know.
Oh, there we go!
He's had to do it on a weird angle.
Oh, he's pissed.
I already do this one before.
He was just pretending not to be able to talk in a vile silence.
Three years? Three years? Not a word, not a peep?
Until today, you've made me break my vow.
I just wanted the Gwent card, man.
I meant well, really.
Well, it certainly didn't turn out well.
Everybody's safe, right?
Well, he shouldn't have made his friends worry.
Now I get my what card though.
Oh, oh, hello?
I hope you, you upset?
You won't speak.
He hates me, man. Why are you spotting right behind me? Is that supposed to happen?
Oh!
I don't like that.
Oh
What happened to play Gwent would you say yeah, I got my first stick
Oh
Years ago back in Central. I just got a card to teach the game to half of Skellige. Why do you ask looking to play?
Yeah, glad to play around
Oh, there's a one
And he's got a fork
I didn't get any spies, Gigi.
and he's playing monsters oh my god
One cost.
Pass. Pass.
Can this guy just pass already?
Oh my god, now.
I'm using everything I have!
I was hoping I'd draw a spy or something.
Oh my fucking god.
It's so over.
And he's still gonna win.
I won!
I got a dummy though.
I need to get spies.
Chin up.
No shame in losing to me.
Get me tongue.
Cut.
Yeah.
Glad.
Then if they cut them all down, they'll have to wait two generations for more.
Oh man, I want my other spies!
I should probably bait a little bit more, right?
He's playing everything
Okay, I'll pass now. He's got four cars left. I have nine
mine. I have a scorch. What was that? Restore a card from your discord pile to your hand.
I'm just gonna scorch.
case they place a line fire okay you got some cards back it's kind of scary
He passed.
He's got five cards and I've got five cards.
Oh, I got a medic, nice.
This might be kinda close.
Nothing came.
I just took that because it's a 7 cost or 7 power, way past I win.
Yeah! Get my card!
Well then, I congratulate you. You were good, Deck, but it could use a bit of supplementation.
Here, take this card. Thanks. You were not for it. So much so, you ought to challenge
I gave him his deck and introduced him to the game.
But the pupil has surpassed his master.
There's also grimmest and vile character, but undeniably talented.
Can we talk?
The Wild Hunt will attack here more in soon.
Gonna need your help.
The Wild Hunt? Are you certain?
So, you found Siri?
I know where she is and the Wild Hunt will also learn that as soon as I find her.
I see. I shall pack immediately. Leave tomorrow at the latest.
Thank you.
No need. I raised the girl and I still have a duty to her.
I shall see you at Keremawher.
Oh!
What's the plan?
I'm doing the oh wait I'm supposed to be doing the secondary quest
Beatrice, okay
I think I'm done for today guys. I'm pretty tired
No, it's got a shorter stream only five hours, but I want to chill
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