Emiru
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05-24-2026 · 4h 20m
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And they are too silly to do
I'm a liar, I'm a liar
I can feel you fall apart
Missed the nearly every day
Closing the door to a path I feel
Exhaping this heart for dearly
The sun will come
The moon will rise again
And I'll set it free
I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive
I can feel you all around me, just make me bleed
Bending all demons away, then they say more in this car for skin legs
I tried to give it to you, now you hold me on my hand
You said you would never leave me, I believe you, I believe
I can feel you all around me
The spirits come near me, every breathing
All the ignorance you find, I'm feeling safe
All in this heart that is in your face
In the silence, can you see the dark?
Can you fix the broken?
Can you feel, can you feel the light?
Can you help us while we're picking up our knives?
Can you save our past and soul while you wait for death?
So sunny problems, so sunny numbers
Forgive me father, I love you father
Can't hear the silence, can't hear the dark
Can't you fix the problem, can't you feel my heart?
Can't hear the silence, can't hear the dark
Can't hear the feeling of my heart
I'm scared to get close, but I hate being alone
I long for that feeling, so I feel it all
But hey, I get the lower of skin
I can't drown my demons, they know how to scream
I'm scared to get close, but I hate being alone
I long for that feeling, so I feel it all
I can't tell my demons ain't no heart of stone
I can't tell my demons ain't no heart of stone
I
just need for somebody else
Just need for somebody else
Just need for somebody else
Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself
Just need for somebody else
What's your name? Let me out, please You know I love you, you're my dog, please
Don't stop, baby, don't release All my enemies, you know
You need not be shitting on the ground now As I'm dying, I'll be faking my old face now
When I can't remember all the things now All the days that we can try to live together now
I need my mobs.
I don't know why I don't stay in here in mind
I'm just a little strong and I think you're right
I'm above the clouds that you're standing through
It's hot tonight
I'm not a hippie but I understand
I think you're fine
I'm lost in nobody, I don't stay in here in mind
I'm just a little strong and I think you're fine
I'm lost in nobody, I don't stay in here in mind
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? Hello? Hello?
Hi!
It's such a day!
I'm here!
I'm here! Hello?
Hello?
Violent City, thanks for the 4 months!
Super Eric!
Arouk! I've been thinking for the 10 gifted
Marifield!
Insorcano!
Thank you for the 5, a curly dead pixel postman, heck goo paragon, thank you for the 10 gifted,
thank you so much, thank you guys, hello.
No, not Slur Sunday!
Enough, enough.
Yo, Mitch, thanks for 59 months, hello.
Yay Slur Sunday, yay.
I see Peter. Thank you for the 8 months.
Hello.
Okay, music is turned down.
Are y'all ready for a full day of a rioting gaming?
We have two superb 19 months and Super Silmaray, thanks for 13 months.
Yes, it will be so awesome. I'm so excited.
Yes, a full game hanging out.
It will be so cool.
The Superfly fool, thank you for the prime, beat guy, thanks for 10 months.
Deadlock 2? Uh, Deadlock is still on the wheel, yeah.
Oh, oh my gosh. I completely didn't think about it.
I'm supposed to practice the S.
Oh yeah, I will be coasting in Summer Games fast, probably, uh, I'm on the list.
Yay.
Thank you, thank you for the 10 months and such, thank you for the 5 gifted.
Woohoo!
That CSV will be so cool.
Hello guys, good morning! Hello!
Hello, Emmy and Chad, I think everyone should gloop dance to it.
Why does gloop dance look so weird? Oh my gosh.
Suki, thanks for 25 months! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Guys, guess what happened yesterday?
Oh my gosh, so I was in my room working on my like cosplay sponsor thing I told you guys about
You can't even read the sprinkles. I have not but I think it was very good. It was very good scuba steve
14 months search she did 24 months. Thank you. I was working on my cosplay stuff and then I hear Cina scream from the living room
She's like, I mean
I mean, can you come out here? And I of course I think something is wrong. Oh, thank you
I of course think something is wrong, so I I immediately get up and go out there
Oh, oh, oh, and then guess what there were
In our backyard
Guess what it was. You'll never guess come on. Thank you for 47 months. You'll never guess what it was
No, it wasn't dear I wouldn't I wouldn't
Freak out and tell you guys about dear
Yeah, it's less on those 14 months and airing. Thank you for 20 months. Thank you
Dude, there was a family
So it was a mom and then there were eight eight baby boxes playing outside in our backyard
They were so cute. It was so amazing. Yeah, they're like eight of them. Oh my gosh
And they were so tiny they were like this big and they were chasing each other around and fighting and stuff
And you can tell when they got the little zoomies and stuff.
I think Senna took some pictures and videos and I asked her to send me, but I think that
she forgot.
But I'm sure she'll show the one.
But they were so cute!
They were so little and cute as amazing!
Thank you!
Yeah, the kitties are oh there's Cheddar.
He looks like a statue.
Yeah, they were so cute.
They were so cute.
I mean, it's probably, it's my fault that she forgot I think because we hung out for
bit after that but they were so cute and we were we were like perched up in the
the door that leads outside by our kitchen and we were staying there like
trying to be real still because the mama fox was kind of watching us from from
the like porch area by the pool they were all player on the pool so cute the
mom fox was watching us so we were trying not to move too much so we wouldn't
scare her away right but then we were like oh maybe we should try to like give
them something like just once like not feed them a lot like you don't want them to become
relying on or anything right but we like looked it up like oh what what's your like zookeepers
feed foxes so we we wanted to give that we gave them a little egg but they did not take the egg
but the babies came up and sniffed it they were like so slow and scared they went up to the egg
and they would sniff it they were sniffing the air but then they like as soon as they get close to
the egg they just ran away so they didn't they didn't eat it but we we tried you know it's probably
for the best they didn't eat it because you don't want wild animals to be relying on it but they
were so cute it was adorable yeah they didn't trust the strange egg reverse thanks for 14 months thank
you yeah the egg was rejected so sad enter sns thank you for the nine months and stuff froney
Thanks for 11 months. Well, I remember body telling me before that
She saw baby foxes in the front yard with one baby fox
And one mom.
And you should play Hogwarts, let us see, I just finish it and it is really good.
Really? I always, I heard people like hating on Hogwarts legacy so much when it came out
She told me she'd seen them before but our landlord said that apparently for the past
Like 10 years or something
Every year a family of baby foxes lives under our back porch
So I was like wait, but if it's 10 years that probably means that every year
The babies that are grown up come back to have their families there. Isn't that so cute? What the heck?
So cute must hate what they told me to hate
No, well, I mean I kind of do assume like if a lot of people are like this game sucks that it might suck
I don't know
What people like
Getting like hate for playing Hogwarts legacy I remember why I think it was
something silly I could be wrong I don't remember like I don't know
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Don't know what if the cats to the cables I I don't think that's why I
Bet your desk is a mess
It's not that bad right now. Well, I did spill some honey on my mouse pad and I didn't know how to get it out
So it's kind of just staying there for now, but I'll probably throw it in the washing machine later
So
What?
It's not that bad. Also. It's not my main mouse pad. I have like a side mouse pad
I don't know why so yeah, okay. Well my setup is fine. It's just
It's a little bit extra I guess is all I don't know I want to ask what you guys
think about this for like stream stuff I was kind of being asked by a couple
people recently about doing like traveling trips like IRL weeks and I
was kind of like hmm like I like my gaming stuff but I was like hmm it might
be kind of fun or something a little different every once in a while you know
I don't know and then I I have a Starforge gave me they make these little
where they called not like travel PCs, but like
Condensed PCs they're like this big so I could actually just bring in a suitcase to like have a desktop set up
It felt like I traveled anywhere
So yeah, it's like a mini PC. I guess I'm getting full watching Emily
It's not really cuz of that now. I mean she's like always been traveling, but I do like her Canada streams
BK thanks for the 16 months and I... uh...
Yggdrasil, thank you for the sub, I don't know how to pronounce that, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
The other day I dreamt you had a 10 loss streak on Leak Frown.
Oh my god, that was real.
That wasn't a dream.
Sad face.
Tina the human, thank you for the 20 months.
Thank you.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, it's Maya's birthday today?
Oh.
Well, if she's live, you guys should make sure to go say happy birthday to her today for sure.
For sure!
Looking streams when?
What do you mean, Jack? I don't- I'm like horrible with knowing people's birthdays, unless they like,
tell me themselves that most people are not going to do that, you know?
So, I don't know.
Jinxie wins! Thanks for the four months! Thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
But yeah, I don't know, I mean the main reason, honestly the main reason I don't want to travel
Or like, I do want to travel, but the reason holding me back is I don't want to have to stream in a weird time zone
Like I really like my stream starting time, so I don't know, but maybe if it's just a week it'd be okay
I don't know
Anyway, yo G-Man, thanks for 14 months
Shall I start up the games?
But yeah, I don't know, I just feel kind of motivated
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And Salami, thanks for 13 months.
Okay.
Thank you Fruitloaf, and thank you Bravo.
Okay, I'm installing this shit.
Soon I will have my Fuse Starlink Internet and then maybe it'll take more than a long
ass time to download these games.
Alright, there we go.
Also, I don't know if I should point it out, but I noticed the viewership was like extra
high for no reason. I was like, oh okay. Oh yes, if you want to suggest games for future
sub Sundays, you can do it in my Discord if you are a sub. Oh yeah, it's kind of going
back to normalish now and it's still kind of, I don't know.
Reablo, thank you for the 10 months, thank you, thank you, thank you. I noticed it like
When I ended my intro, I was like, uh, well, okay, whatever, I guess.
CS practice when?
Maybe at the end of some Sunday, or I'll just practice a couple days before again, right?
Because like, what am I supposed to do against some of the people who were like, global elite in CS?
I don't know. I'll definitely do better than last year though.
No, 0-1-17. I at least like, understand how the gunplay works and stuff now.
Because in the past I literally never like it was horrible. So yeah. It was horrible.
Yo, just a crumb, thanks for the sub. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Jake did the math, you can't get higher than fourth overall,
unless you get second. Yo, ready? Thanks for 21 months, dude. I think we're just cooked, I don't know.
I don't fucking know bro. Okay. It's downloaded! Yippee!
Is this more of a- um this game is popular right? Is this more of a controller or a keyboard
or mouse game?
That do multiplayer?
Oh!
Uh, I can make like a chat lobby then but when I just get shit on my people who are
I'm already out of the game.
Keen-chan, thanks for one year.
Thank you.
Maybe there is some kind of normal mode.
Yeah.
So if this is a friend-slop game,
should I just play it by myself
or should I make a chat lobby?
Chat's gonna target,
well, you can target people like this?
What the heck?
What do I do?
Oh, I guess I shouldn't have said anything
I went back up. Well, whatever. What am I supposed to do? Chat lobby? I'm okay. Maybe I'll make one
just to see how it is. And then if it's horrible, I don't know. How do I make a lobby?
How do I make one? Is that really a bad idea?
All teams have been practicing their team, seems to not practice it together, so that's
so sad, no because we do practice together, but our captain doesn't want to practice with
us.
So it's only ever been like me, me, Jake, me, young and miss.
I mean I get it, like at the end of the day it's a sponsor, but a lot of people are very
competitive in it.
Islander, thanks for 33 months
Yeah, I don't know
Sorry did someone tell me how to make a lobby?
I'm so lost that one. Oh, I'm so sorry
I'm such a shit streamer
Alt F4, okay one of the buttons
Okay
Um, great.
It's alright.
I don't know how to either.
Okay?
Cool.
Online lobbies, hide active friends only, refresh all.
Wait, what?
Match setup in-game.
Okay.
Start game, oh match setup.
Uh.
Rules, classic.
Rules. Classic. Classic. I do custom. Classic. Capacity. Do a lot of people have this game?
A lot of people won't have this game, okay, public.
No password, eggs lobby, no.
We'll see if anyone joins, I guess.
Sinna has it, I don't know if Sinna's streaming or not today.
Five, so.
Four, three, two, one.
Oh!
What do I do?
Oh God.
Okay.
What do I, how do I go?
Swing stick, what was that?
Oh, I see.
Okay, this is...
Am I being shot at? Stop!
What is happening?
What is that?
I thought my ball got stuck in the tree
Hey, oh
Rocket driver. Oh my god. No
Okay, maybe I'm wrong but I feel like to truly experience this game you have to do the custom game, right?
Because if you're by yourself, how do you have people to fight? Where's the battle part?
Yeah
Where'd you get a fucking golf cart? This is bullshit!
Oh my god.
Well I mean I had- oh wait my ball was made in before.
Hold on please God. Hold on though.
Yes! I finished fifth and now I'm doing a little dance. Oh my gosh. Crazy. You have to
turn the volume down. Is it that bad? Is the volume loud? It's fine for me but if it's
I'm glad freaking guys, I can fix it.
It's fine, okay.
Hello.
Is that a voice chat?
Is that a child?
Is it a child? I didn't know there was voice chat.
Oh, brother.
I mean, I made a public lobby, so...
Superb back top.
Ohhhh.
Okay I can mute people if I have to I guess, but...
Right now some fucking weirdo is gonna pay like five dollars to buy the-
AHHHHHHHHH!
Jesus.
Abby, thank you for the gift, sub!
That's coffee, you.
Oh, it's a speed boost!
sick okay sick I probably want to avoid the sand right I think I'm doing this
wrong I think I think there was like a sweet spot still no car my
I supposed to have a fucking car?
What was that?!
This is fucking bullshit.
Why do I have a shield on me?
Get the pickaxe? What pickaxe?
Can you hit it too hard?
I gotta go for it! I gotta go for it!
I gotta go for it!
I just can't do shit.
This is torture.
This is torture.
This is torture.
You can hit other people's balls as well.
Why would you say that when you know that we're all listening except for maybe the child?
the child stop stop please stop oh my god please please stop oh my god please
Stop
What is this bullshit you know another balls of the settings allow okay, okay, okay?
That makes sense
You can change the angle. Oh, I'm not already doing that. Oh just angle. Oh, I see what you're saying, okay?
Okay, yeah, I see what you're saying.
Oh my fucking god.
Dude, I'm getting fucking camped!
Play the fucking game!
Play the fucking game instead of shooting me for no reason!
I can't okay excuse me I'm keeping this for now my ball is in the fucking juice
eat no way you're gonna you're losing to the child is the child getting griefed
right now I'm sorry like I don't think so
this is fucking ridiculous what is this oh my god someone just someone finished
already
Why am I so slow?
Okay, watch this.
It actually made it.
Get these fucking cameras off of me!
I'm trying to focus on golfing!
Get the- oh my god, the time bomb is on its- oh my god, no, I didn't notice the timer!
I didn't- I didn't notice there was a timer on a full zero again.
Oh my god no, this is- this is- oh my god.
Fuck you guys.
You guys are- you guys seem so happy right now.
You just like to watch me suffer, don't you?
Wow
Yeah, okay, why but your problem
I'm shooting me
I'm shooting me five children. Yeah, you I jaked up. Thanks for 39 months
Where's the bull?
Oh!
What is happening?
Stay away from my bull!
All right.
Home run!
I don't know what that means.
Dude, I never get the...
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I have a gun!
I miss- I'm not okay.
Let me out.
Stop!
My ball's really close!
My ball's- I have 30 seconds.
I can- okay I have a gun!
Oh
I
Dude oh
My god, please stop stop
Oh my god, that takes seconds!
AHHHHH!
Stop!
It's gonna take seconds!
No!
Dude, I can't even get to my ball!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Good!
Well, okay.
Amazing.
One, four, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, my God.
Drink the coffee.
Run!
Ah!
Oh, accurate to be.
I
How accurate you have to be
Yeah, I'm gonna hit it with the rocket driver
Why am I getting focused
Okay, it's at least kind of close.
No.
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh, so when I do it, I'm a jackass, but when it happens to me 20 times in a row, it's
the funniest thing you guys have ever seen.
Oh my fucking god, shoot, I'm up and I'm feeling good.
Just let me get this!
Let me get this!
Holy shit!
Oh shit, that's the bobby that's the center box.
You guys think this is fucking funny?
You didn't I was gonna say you guys to best of the beautiful
I thought I just put a bomb on my ball.
He put a bomb on my ball.
This is a good spot.
What is this?
The rocket launcher?
How do I use it?
Quick!
My ball!
Oh my god.
Dude, I'm in dead last.
I just noticed that the top left.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god dude.
Oh no.
Dude I'm about to get bullied again!
Guys please just let me get this please please please let me get this please.
Stahp!
This fucking sucks.
Please.
Oh my God.
I'm going to water.
Oh my God.
I'm not.
Please.
Please.
Oh my God please.
OH NO!
IT'S SO COOK!
IT'S COOK!
IT'S LIKE AT THE EDGE ON THE SAND!
Oh my god.
Dude, everyone but three people got it in.
Dude.
You shoot short of you over at the ball?
Yeah, I figure.
I just...
Okay, I guess I'll go for a little lower.
Four.
Three.
Well.
Come again.
Come on.
Come again.
Yes!
Oh my god.
Fuckin' suck.
You get a speed boost when you hit people, I'm sorry, I did what I was doing.
I
Oh my god, no, no, oh my god, stop stop stop stop stop stop
I could maybe do it this time. Oh no, I'll go thanks in seven months
No, oh my god, please
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please!
No, no, what's happening?
Stop!
Dude, the cameras can push me!
They're not safe to get some.
This game stinks!
Thanks!
I'm jumping!
I'm gonna land on the water.
Oh!
Oh
It's so
It's so over.
How is this funny how is this entertaining this game is rage bait no the games not rage
But now I'm getting fucking targeted by a bunch of assholes!
Oh my god, my fall is all the way down there.
There's no way.
I can't play the game dude!
What is this?
What is happening?
Hey guys, if you are targeting me instead of playing the game, I'm just gonna kick you
from the lobby.
B.
Oh no, I can't do that.
And then what?
Oh my god, I saw him move over again.
I'm locked in.
Sound touch for the game?
Yes, but I'm being targeted!
I don't think that one was targeted, maybe.
This is fine, I'm going where I'm supposed to go.
It's just a boost.
Oh my god dude.
I just can't fucking go.
But I literally the first round, I got it so easily.
I think I was pissed off now.
Yeah, they're pissing me off.
I'm just getting fucking cyber bullied
and nobody is on my side.
They're all like, yeah, this is great.
Keep doing it to her.
And I'm like, what the heck guys?
I feel like swan thanks for the first time.
Four.
Well hey chat, yes.
Well, of course I'm gonna blame the chat.
I have to get it this time.
Oh no, it's fine.
times. Oh no it's fine.
What's up? Y'all say the game is sabotage and then when I sabotage other
people I'm the problem.
Oh dude, I'm all the way back dude.
I am not the problem.
Maybe a rifle will help your boss in the world, it's hashtag ad, dude, so true.
I need to get more of those, uh, the cherry blossom ones.
I think I can make it from here, I don't know, alright.
I have 30 seconds left when I got shot all the way back from the other side I was fucked.
GG dude, GG.
You just have to put the ball in the hole, I know that!
You think I don't know that?
I'm just getting this so I can shoot someone next game.
I didn't get anything to kill.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go!
Alright!
What does the magnet do?
Oh
Yeah
Dude, no, but you have to it's so obvious some people save their weapons for me because it's the same fucking people
I'm so mad.
It's this fucking sharp guy dude, I'm gonna kick him.
Shoot someone else bitch you won't because you can't you can't.
Actual skit so fuck me how am I skit so?
What just happened to me?
Why is there a boat kick?
They're holding a cake shop!
Why can't they boat into boat kick?
What camera is blocking?
We're not Paranordation 5.
And a lot of people experience this.
Oh god, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Charlie.
You can't shoot me in the head.
Okay, so now I'm just only going to get targeted a regular amount,
Which is still a lot, but skill issue, perhaps.
Right, guys.
Well, oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, it's a shield, okay.
Oh, I wasted it, but I know now I've wasted it, yes.
But I know now at least.
Yes.
I got boots!
Weeeeeee!
That was huge.
Can I make this?
AHH!
Oh my god, I'm in the dead last again, dude! Evan, thanks for the gift sub! Dude, my rocket
boots were pretty nothing!
Alright, the golf cart in the water!
No, my ball's rolling down.
Stop!
Sorry, I'm trying to- there we go to use- I'm panicking!
Oh my god, I'm-
I SAW ONCE!
I SAW BITCH!
I don't know!
No!
No!
Dude, what the fuck?
You are not built for golf.
Shut up!
You guys are not built for anything!
I had the wrong stroke, hang on.
No fucking way!
I don't know where we're going.
Can I even get over there?
I can't.
You guys officially pissed me off with this game, and the people in this lobby pissed me off,
and it's only the first game of Sub-Sunday. What am I supposed to do now? I'm pissed.
I'm gonna have to be I'm gonna be a fucking shot and like order it like a whole pizza or something as opposed to
Have a pizza. I'm gonna order a whole pizza just to get over this. I'll never recover. I'm so fucking mad
Okay, I'm walking in this time
AHHHHHHHHH!
Losers don't get pizza!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Oh!
You surprised me so mean!
You're so mean to me!
All I've ever done is be enough to be a good boy!
Boy's been such a good boy!
What the fuck we got?
Oh!
No!
I feel like that was like a good...
I am sorry...
I was trying to kill him, I didn't get the speed vision and I shot myself.
Oh my god that killed me the water right there
confuse thanks for the five dollars you're probably just giving me five
dollars can you feel bad for me cause i'm just a fucking loser or whatever right
i feel so
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHH!
3, 3, 2, 1!
WAH! WAH!
We're trying to both kick Sean Burnett! Who's that?
Oh thank you, thank you.
Oh no, Ally's here.
Watch your guys bully her instead of me.
How about that?
Wouldn't that be fun?
Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding.
Unless
you keep shooting me you're next for the boat kick list
your time is limited buddy w-4 guys game play
Go in! Go in! Holy shit, I finished 9th place! Finally, I caught my man!
Ah!
Pfft!
Axl, thanks for the 8 months!
Oh my fucking god!
Insane.
Oh
Fuck
Oh god, I think I did too far.
It didn't go in the water, it didn't reset.
This cannot be.
I'm in jet back up.
Oh my god.
What?!
What?!
AHHHHHH!!!
Oh my god!
Dude, what is this?!
Dude, I didn't want to overshoot it.
I thought that might stop on the flag!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
I THINK STUFF ON THE FLAG!
fuck you!
ahhhhhhhhh
that's two pretty balls
ahhhhhhh
i think
The fucking soccer cart
I can't play this game dude.
Janny thanks for 26 months.
It's not fair.
It's not fair.
It's not fair.
This is bullshit.
This is bullshit dude.
This is fucking bullshit.
Well, I played the whole game.
It was fun, honestly, but still, fuck you guys.
Next game.
So, Sam, thank you for the prime.
Thank you.
Free Spin can play one game of League slash CS or choose sub-Sunday game of choice.
If play more than one have to do punishment, what is the punishment?
Oh brother, alright should I play um, League or CS?
I could do a CS, I don't really want to play League or CS, I don't know.
Potatoes, thank you for the prime, thank you.
I could do one CS game, but man.
Or I can pick one off the wheel.
Wait, let me see what's on the wheel.
Actually, um, oh, Geometry Dash.
Um, Gwent?
Why is Gwent on the wheel?
Deadlock.
Uh, don't starve together.
Still there.
Horsey game?
What do you guys think?
The punishment is you have to play violent 10 minutes for every game you go over.
Is that really a punishment for me or a punishment for you guys?
Locomotive, thanks for 22 months. I kinda wanna try horsey game.
A. The Wheel of Morality.
Deadlock angle. Well, I'd have to play the tutorial because I've never played...
Okay, one for Deadlock, two for Horsey Game.
Which one?
Oh yeah, I wanna play Emily as a way too.
Oh, I feel like I see more too.
I mean, I'll probably hit the clock today.
Chronic, thanks for 47 months, thank you.
Thank you, Chronic.
Okay, I have to buy horsey game, I think.
It's ten fucking dollars!
Again, ready for the Rootnest!
The Rootnest, here we go!
Ten dollars for a horse game.
All right. I'm trying to buy it. My steam is frozen. There we go.
Horsie game. Very good. Nada, thanks for the gift sub. Thank you so much. Should I order
food now? Holy shit, your room is a mess. Yeah, it is, um, it is bad right now. Oh wait,
Oh wait that was fast! That was a small ass game.
Turkey Day, thanks for the 10 months!
Oh!
What should I get today?
I don't make it full screen.
Oh my god.
Help!
I have horse oil!
I'm afraid the treatment cost $62,375.
Go bet on horse races to make money.
Drag horse outside trailer to set free.
What?
What?
My house.
I don't have a horse.
We'll ask no more.
Wait.
I saw a horse.
Wait, I saw a horse.
Have you seen the new Luna Snow MVP?
Reminds me of your parking skills.
What does that mean? I haven't seen it so I don't know what that means.
How do I get the horse?
Bob's one.
Uh-huh, howdy.
Why don't pick up a horse if you want to trade.
I'll sell you Gort for a hundred dollars.
I only have $50.
What did I say?
Progress is my perfect horse.
I'll only accept $840.
You got a $50 horse?
I'll sell you Cloud Connection for $124.
Four-legged mer-horse for $133.
I'm too poor!
Okay, um...
Oh
Welcome new player oh
We pick one pick a horse to win
shit
Like guys we got um we got stun muffin ripple ripple flavin frankly my dear an elf
Elf.
Who do y'all think?
Elf?
Are you sure?
They all look dense.
What they're fine, they're just horses.
I'll pick four.
One out, don't let me down.
I don't know how to put my camera up.
How much will you bet?
Well, the cheapest horse I can buy is a hundred.
100? So shouldn't I just all in?
Fuck it dude. Oh max bet 20. Okay odds 5 to 1. Price $120? Let's do it
Ender off!
AHHHHHH!
Did she just die?
Did she die?
I can't believe you killed a horse on Myers-Burr.
I did not kill a horse, it fell over on its face and gave up.
Okay, what do you think?
Magic Beans, Velveteen, Viva Las Vegas, or Gort?
We're gonna do Max bet again.
Wicked sick, thank you for the prime.
Or Gort.
I don't, okay, we're gonna bet $10 on Gort.
Oh, oh, oh.
Probably six, okay, we're gonna do.
How do I lower it?
It's not letting me lower it.
I can only go up.
Okay, well, we're betting $18.
Mac Duff, thanks for 23 months.
Oh, this is so rigged!
This is so rigged!
Oh.
This is so rigged!
I only have $12 left!
YCM, thanks for 19 months.
Okay, we have elf again. I remember what happened with elf before. We have beeswax,
sea maraca, and village idiot.
Dude, we cannot go four again.
But, I mean, four's gonna win eventually, right?
How do I even make money if I run out?
Let's bet four dollars.
Yes! Oh my god! Yes!
Yes! There's no way!
No, no, no, come on!
Oh my god! Dude, I only paid four dollars though!
I only paid four dollars!
Okay, now we have frankly my dear drama queen sneak peek and ribbo flabbin.
Did frankly my dear win one before?
I think that frankly my dear won one before.
Let's do four dollars again.
Oh five, okay, sure.
Okay, it's not looking great, but at least he hasn't died yet.
Go!
Go!
Why?
I can't walk anymore.
Jeev, come on!
Jeev, come on!
Okay, what else can I do in this game? Maybe I need to make more money. Bring a horse here
if you want to race. Okay, um, how do I get my... Do I just have to bet to make enough
to get a horse? Like, how do I get more money if I run out? I'm scared, guys. Buy a lasso.
It's $50! I'm too poor!
Okay, we'll make enough money to buy a lasso then we'll go find a horse.
Maybe you should stop wasting money on horses and get a real job?
No! Wait, Village Idiot has won one before!
Oh, Ed!
This might be such a mistake.
I
Guys I have four dollars.
I'm going to bet on this one.
Maya culpa.
The one I bet on is literally going backwards.
Danco!
What is this?
He's like...
I suck at horse petting.
You're a good man.
What is this?
He's like,
I suck at horse petting.
You're bad, it's just luck!
Isn't it just luck?
How am I bad at being lucky?
I'm gonna make you guys pick the horses.
I have to play again.
Why your horse died?
They're still going!
Dude, they're not even fast!
Kevlar, thanks for six months and Crash, thanks for two months.
Dude, why are these horses so slow?
Okay guys, do you think maybe we should just restart the same file?
Is it cooked?
Okay, you guys pick this time.
I've won with Drama Queen before, but who are we thinking?
Pick one, I'm gonna all in!
Three?
Windy, okay.
All in.
I feel like I get $18 for this.
You guys actually grieved me, I was gonna pick Drama Queen.
Wait, there's a chance though.
Thank you for the sub, Wendy!
You're all just giving up!
Howdy partner, it looks like you could use some cash.
Flip this dung into the Cardinal Paying 50 bucks.
I found a horse!
I got a horse!
Okay, I'm gonna bring my horse to the track!
It's $525!
It's just, it's name is just horse.
Can I change it's name?
Why is this one like a bumblebee?
Okay, $500 if he wins.
Don't, don't, don't you dare, don't you fucking dare tip over!
Don't you fucking dare!
Oh my god!
There's no one, come on, please!
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
No!
Come on dude!
That's just a giraffe.
I'm going all in on the giraffe!
Wait, he's kinda nasty!
He's kinda nasty!
Oh shit!
Captain Morgan, thanks for the 11 months.
He's kinda nasty!
120 dollars!
Oh my gosh!
Wait, we should do something with this money.
Let's go to the store.
Let's raise the stakes.
Wait, it's not letting me leave.
Am I stuck?
Oh, there we go.
I don't know, it's working.
Better luck next race.
Go home and rest your horses first.
Okay.
What is this?
Oh, he's hungry.
Oh, I feed him.
Horse egg.
Clibbler, thanks for nine months.
Horse is too hungry.
There you go.
Eat.
Eat my child.
Wait, it's half a heart.
Is this for making more horses?
No.
No.
Is this for making more horses?
Why, Vern, thanks for five months.
Wait, we should get, oh, horses, horses.
What's this shovel for?
Horses.
Yes.
Yes.
Wait, why is there a skull?
Why does this horse have the- what do the blue dots mean?
He's dead?
What do I- what do I do with him?
I didn't know, I wasted my lasso!
It was literally upside down,
I thought he was just doing that to the blue factory,
but can I, is that a thing?
Oh my God, saloon.
Is there like a graveyard?
Oh, we're yonder acres.
I'll take care of your old horses for $100.
I don't have that kind of money.
normal suburban house good day good afternoon neighbor good day but lovely
weather might rain might not good day this is weird
is there like a horse graveyard or something I say Hola to you amigo como
Oh, and us, what does that mean?
I say they're part of that horse looks none too healthy to me.
Matter of fact, I reckon it's done and gone.
Up to horse heaven if you catch my drift.
So what am I supposed to do?
Oh, that's a long ass horse, I wish I had a lasso.
Oh, is it?
Why does one have no head?
Goodbye dead horse
That's two tails. Welcome to the crisper lab. The power is out again. Find a way to restore power
I'm lost. How do I open the whole map? Can I even do that? I don't know how to get back home.
Oh.
Sue's Glooze?
What is Sue's Glooze?
Well, I already dropped off that horse, so.
It's so nice to see you.
Why are there apples in here?
Oh.
I guess they're not the horses.
Yeah, I could have made some money.
Let's take the horses to the racetrack.
This whole thing is twith.
Christopherious horsemanus.
All right.
All right.
That one was mine.
So like what am I doing wrong?
Why do my horses suck?
He did it last time, but he almost made it to the end, he just had a little oopsies,
this time he just instantly killed himself.
Look for horses with legs and, better legs and feet.
How do I know if it's good legs and good feet?
We're going to bet on the giraffe again.
Hmm
Dude he's so goaded what the fuck just don't just don't wipe out at the end
Ketter stop he's trying to open the window do you hate living here that much
Okay, so what kind of lake should I be looking for?
Like probably not these like little block feet, right?
Maybe like big, big feet, not too long, or maybe like kind of long, I don't know.
Straight thick.
The worst cloud connection is horrible.
Let's do...
Two for Tuesday!
Cheddar, stop!
Where's your problem?
Stop!
Okay.
Eleven dollars.
Yeah, Cheddar? No! How do I always pick the worst horse? Unless it's the giraffe!
I don't know.
Okay, definitely not Nobby, right?
like his legs are broken.
Maybe the stick leg one.
Ah.
How is it Nobby dude?
How is Nobby winning?
Ah.
Okay, what's wrong with our- okay, we're gonna make this one do it.
This one's got giant feet.
It could be fine.
This one just looks like a cat.
I
That's my forces suck!
We got broke we have to try to get at least 50 bucks
I gotta get more lassos we got to find some horses
Come on
Christopher! Come on!
$100. Let's fucking go!
Okay, we're out of here.
Okay, these two horses I have kind of suck. Let's see if we can find a good horse.
I have to buy lassoes.
Blue them? Both of them?
Do them? Both of them?
But they're sleeping so peacefully.
You think they're that worthless?
What's this? Bubblespush.
Buns! These horses are useless.
Take my horses and breed a racer with them.
If you bring me a horse that descends from either...
NAR?
NAR?
Delicious or mozzarella.
I'll give you $2,000, but you must prove it's fast.
Your horse must win a race at the track, and it must have big ears exactly like these
duds.
Er, darlings.
Hop to it.
Wait, these are his rabbits.
Wait, I have to make a horse from these?
Uh, okay, dude.
Where's the glue factory?
So like...
Dude, these rabbits can't do shit.
How am I supposed to make a wedding horse out of them?
I don't understand.
Where's the glue factory?
I don't remember where it was.
It's a lot. Okay.
Can I breed the raccoons with the horses?
That's what I'm all confused about.
Yeah, oh god.
I don't remember where it was.
I don't remember where it was.
I don't remember where it was.
I don't remember where it was.
I don't remember where it was.
Yeah, oh god.
Sorry, I don't have a where to go.
Where the fuck is the glue factory?
Oh, this is it, I think.
Yeah, that is it.
Mikey, thanks for 14 months.
Hi, Mikey.
I hope you've been doing okay.
I've been doing great.
Yo, I'm the last thanks for the five months.
Five months. Kind of cheap.
Okay, let's find some new horses to wrangle up.
I saw some interesting looking ones top left.
Where are the horses at?
Horseys, oh shit.
Is this one dead?
No, it's not dead.
Okay, it has- wait, this one's got some thick legs.
Why is there a lot of no head?
There's no long-ass neck.
Uh, that one's got real thick legs.
They're all bunched up.
Dude, get away from each other.
Get the long neck.
True, I do remember the giraffes doing really well.
Got to get the long neck one.
All right.
Now, we'll go back home.
Let the rabbits rest and then maybe try to breed a new horse.
test them? You think I should test them before I before I try to breed them?
I guess that seems smart right? You don't want to spend time uh...
Oh the horse that's not good. Okay. Let me let the rabbits rest first though.
Horse is hungry.
Okay, to the racetrack to prove your worth.
Wait, they're both hungry.
What we just...
Green carpet to test.
Oh, they're all hungry.
Will they starve if I don't feed them?
I mean, they must, right?
Okay, we gotta go buy food.
I hate those 150. Let's buy three Hayes for now.
There you go. Enjoy.
And he's kinda slow, but he moves.
And then...
Why are you going backwards?
This one is glue, like it has to be right.
I mean, this time he did okay, I mean, we don't want like an unreliable horse, you know?
Like, this one's slow, but he seems pretty stable, you know?
Uh, mozzarella.
I can name it!
What do we name it?
Oh shit!
Cow, bro.
Chorm.
Uhhhhhhm.
It-
Okay, this one's Chorm.
Oh, I can name all of them. What I could name the long neck one.
Uhhh.
I'ma name him.
Pop a chorm.
The mozzarella.
Okay, we have chorm.
Ooh, baby.
Chorm's all grown up!
Okay, how good are you, chorm?
Uh, maybe he won't look hungry.
Let's get some more food.
We're running out.
Wait, if this one's gonna be gloob,
Should we really feed it?
It's not kind of a waste.
Hobsy, thanks for 20 months.
Okay, we're gonna...
It's not like brick feet.
He's kind of slow, but I mean, it's not the worst.
He seems kind of solid, yeah, why is it like an armbark?
Charm.
Charm.
Okay, we're gonna go on a little trip.
We're gonna take the gray horse to the glue factory.
If I can remember where it is.
And then we're gonna go take Chorm to the race track.
Am I going the right way?
What do you want?
I ain't never sellin' Browser Steel.
Okay.
I ain't never sellin' Nostral Domus.
I ain't never sellin' Battlehawk.
I ain't never sellin' Viva Lars Vegas.
I never sell in Dersh, okay?
My bad.
Guys, I've lost! How do I not remember anything it is?
I can't even afford to enter the horse race right now. You need $25.
Am I going the right way?
It's next to the water.
This seems like I'm so poor.
I'm so poor.
I'm lost.
This is how I feel in real life too with no GPS.
Oh my god, I found it!
Well, now we can afford to enter the race.
Okay, it's down right of the track.
All right, Chorm, do us proud.
Come on, Chorm, you got the shortest, thickest legs
and those weird square feet.
Come on, Chorm, you're...
Oh, oh, hey, oh.
He's barely moving, but they're moving even worse.
Torb, come on, Torb, no, Torb.
He can do it, he can do it.
Come on, lock in.
Boy, his neck was longer.
He's pulled into the lead.
Come on, Torb, we're gonna send you to the blue factory.
Oh my God, Preston is warmer!
Yes!
Yes!
No!
No!
He's not going anywhere.
I feel like he could win though!
I feel like he could win!
Okay, let's do one bet, so I can at least like reset back to 50.
Brett Davies, thanks for 11 months.
Wait, there's five!
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Remember how fast Village Idiot was?
Let me try that.
It's fucking crusted.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, there's hope.
No! No! Come on!
No!
How did you fumble right at the end?
Okay, now I have to shovel shits again.
Wait, Papa Chorm, what does this mean?
He has a rocking chair.
Do I have to send him to the retirement home?
Oh my god.
But we need to make a better chore.
Glue him?
But Papa Chore has the good genes.
What about just one more child?
The horse is too old!
Okay, well we have to...
Shor must be a father, then I guess.
Okay, what do we name this one?
Light bubbles, thank you for the prime.
Maybe I'll name it Chor-Met glue.
Okay, what do we name this one?
Light bubbles, thank you for the prime.
glue. So uncreative. Alright, Shorm Jr. And I guess we can take Papa Shorm to the retirement
home as well. Which I think is up here.
Last time I was here you were playing the weird streamer house game of now this. Why
always somewhere in the thing?
Because um, this subsunday people pick what games I play. Horses like to be scratched
Look at your hand over at the scratch it, try it.
Papa Chorum likes it.
$100 to retire the...
We gotta make some money today.
Chorum Jr., you better fucking fly on the racetrack.
I can't even afford to do it.
Alright, who you guys got your money on?
Why is Gertie got this like creepy white eye?
Two?
Durst, bro, Durst sucks.
I've seen him in action.
It's about on three.
Seed!
This game dude.
Horses they're all starving.
Maybe we give Chorm another chance.
As long as I'm too hey.
I might just have to glue swarm guys because I can't afford to feed my other horses.
Can't rear the bunnies, but I have to make a prize, a prize horse.
All right, Chorm Junior, you better fly.
NEEEE!
They're so slow, Tan! They're so slow!
He could win, but Limberloaf is faster.
Limberloaf, I hope you fall over, bro.
Oh my god, no.
Come on.
Come on.
You can do it.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Hi, Cheddar.
It's so over, it's so over.
How the fuck am I supposed to make a prize-winning horse?
Out of a fucking rabbit, dude!
Come on, Nobby! Holy shit! Wait, he's flying!
Nice, we got some money!
I think I still can't afford to, uh...
Hmm.
We're gonna enter Chorm again.
Okay.
But speed demon is here.
Dude, Chorm is so slow.
Oh, wait, but there's a chance.
What?
Wait, they can get back up?
How can they get back up?
Maybe it's like a genetic perk or something.
Dude, see, Maraka, stay down, you fucking bitch!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god, it's neck and neck.
Oh my god. No! Speed demon!
the giraffe sexy molasses okay we're making all our money back unless
Navi is somehow faster holy shit he's just way too fucking good bro you always
bet on the giraffe. You always bet on the giraffe. He's too good. Holy shit.
Nobby, slow down!
$80.
I think Viva Lars Vegas is really good.
Trying to make big money.
Dude, Viva Lars Vegas, you're letting me down.
We got catching up
Slow and steady slow and steady slow and steady. Oh my god
Okay, keep up the pace keep up the pace
Come on come on dude, you're in the lead the final dude come on
C'mon! C'mon! NOOO!
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
Dude, VivaLar's Vegas looks like Scooby-Doo!
Dude, this is the richest I've ever been!
Do they have more of a pay?
I need more pay.
Alright, I should have bought the hay bale, fuck.
Wait, you know what I could do?
I could retire Chorm.
Should I retire Papa Chorm, or should I send him to the glue factory for money?
Cheers on.
Really?
Glue him?
We would do that to Papa Chorm.
We would do that to Papa Chorm, the OG?
$20.
Oh, good grief.
Okay.
Um...
What's the shovel for the last time?
I think it's a shovel.
No.
No.
I don't think so.
I think it's a shovel.
It's a shovel.
No.
I don't think so.
No.
I don't think so.
I think it's a shovel.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
What's the shovel for?
We gotta get a better horse to breed with these rabbits, dude.
Chorm Jr. and Chorm are, okay no, actually we're gonna breed the rabbit out of them.
We're gonna find another horse, lasso it,
and then breed it with Chorm or Chorm Jr.
Okay, I don't know, how do I tell if a horse is good?
Like this one's got like, interesting feet.
Yeah, angular feet, but they're a little bent.
They need to look like a giraffe, well, um, I haven't found any giraffes, so yeah.
Well, I found one that looks like a giraffe, but what is wrong with this one?
He's perfect, get him.
But this one's so...
There's still the headless horse.
Wait, there's this one that's a box AND a giraffe!
Dude, this is such a terrible idea!
Get him, he's OP!
I'm taking you home!
To make babies with my other...
rabbit descendant horse.
Sherling thinks for eight months.
Oh my god, this is so stupid.
Oh, they're all hungry.
Okay, um, we're gonna get rid of the rabbits.
We just have to breed from...
Okay, who's better, Chorm or Chorm Jr.?
Dude, this horse looks so stupid.
These horses are hungry.
Okay, I guess we have to take the rabbits to the glue factory.
No other choice.
They need the rabbit ears? Are you sure?
Maybe I should keep the rabbits then because I only have one with rabbit ears.
Oh what the fuck?
Well gonna Clyde's rides.
I'm Clyde and these are my rides.
We got new cars.
I'm way too full for this.
Just keep one.
Okay.
Then we have to decide which ones to glue.
Oh wait, but they're getting old anyway.
I don't have a lot of time then.
Um, I'm gonna keep mozzarella, I think.
Seven dollars.
What have I done?
What am I supposed to do?
Okay, it is, um, this one's so stupid, dude, he can't even stand up.
That's a winner right there, that's a champion!
Why did I pick this one up?
I'm such an idiot dude.
Phoenix, thanks for the six months.
Okay, but listen, think about this.
Shorm and Shorm Jr. are too long.
This guy is too short, so you just combine them.
And now we have a normal horse that doesn't have rabbit ears.
It's supposed to have rabbit ears, right?
Did y'all say it's supposed to have rabbit ears?
Hell, may I go buy some more hay?
And then we'll try again tomorrow.
We're just going to make them go crazy.
Okay, horse looks pretty normal.
Let's do horse.
This one?
Oh, they're hungry, bro.
How long did the hay bales last?
Are the hay bales permanent?
Can I just invest in the hay bale?
There's no way I'm supposed to always be feeding them this much, right?
Oh, it's 25? Okay.
Okay, no more horse. We're gonna make the baby and this one.
Okay.
This is fucked up.
No rabbit ears still!
Okay, um...
This one seems fine, right?
Wait you're kinda good!
Wait this one's kinda good!
Okay, so maybe if we take that one and also, um,
greet it with the rabbit one more time?
Wait, I didn't name this one so I remember.
Uh, cow.
Okay, this one's cow.
Rabbit.
Horse is too old.
The rabbit's too old.
Can I get another rabbit from the rabbit place? Korean Chicken Man, thanks for the two years!
You can clone her?
We're gonna make Cal race.
Do Korean Fried Chicken sounds good. I haven't ordered my food yet.
All right, cow. Don't let me down.
Okay.
Oh my god, wait, this is our first good horse.
Dude, we need to try to make more cows, for sure.
Dude, cow is so good! Cow's amazing!
Wow! This is the richest we've ever been!
Okay, for sure we want to get a bail. Save money.
Yeah, save some money.
Uh...
Maybe I can buy a good horse.
Sweet Peek Gort.
Speed Demon? Okay, maybe I...
How much is Speed Demon?
800? I would say we can buy a good horse and then breed it with um, with cow.
Perhaps.
So maybe we'll, we'll race, we'll rest, make cow race again.
Farewell.
Watch for Noah.
$9.
Alright, everyone's hungry. There you go. Sleep. Alright, Cat, we're gonna need you
to go race again. We need this badly. I should probably get rid of- dude, I have to get rid
this horse. You are glue, I'm sorry. And Charm? And Charm, Junior, you gotta go. I'm sorry,
you gotta go. They're just eating all the hay. They suck, dude. They can't race for
shit. Goodbye, Charm, Junior. Goodbye. Oh, he has the ears. Wait, you're right. I should
Save Chorm Jr.
Trash Panda, thanks for 11 months!
But this one...
You can't stay stable even on the conveyor belt.
Don't worry guys, Chorm will be reborn, we'll make a new Chorm.
That is worthy of the name.
Alright, cow get in there!
Wait, bring your winningest horse for the race of champions!
Turn 50!
I mean, cow is pretty good, but it's cow that good.
Okay, but let's say like we lose, then we know he can't do it and we can just spam the
$500 one.
You have a trophy on the gun?
Oh, he can take the trophy?
Nice.
Oh, your horse is one too races.
Okay, so he has to do this one.
Come on, Cow! Come on, Cow!
Start it up! Come on, Cow!
Dude, he's so goaded!
Oh! No, no, no! Don't you dare! Don't you fucking dare!
That's right! Your feet stay on the ground! Stay on the ground!
Yeah!
Dude, Cow is so good!
Oh my god.
Um, you know, we don't even need to do this.
Okay, let's um...
I guess we should have Cow and Chorm Jr. try to make a child at some point.
Oh by speed demon you're right speed demon and cow speed demon and cow her child will
be amazing.
There's a dead horse there.
It's gonna go crazy.
Make the perfect child.
Okay.
Excellent.
And then we race them all tomorrow!
Why foo pee dog thanks for the tier 3 18 months. Thank you. Why is one of them stuck off to the side?
Dude speed demon is stuck off the screen
Okay, thank God. I was like dude, there's no way
Speed demon
Cow and then this is their baby
No, this is their baby. Oh, what we named the baby?
Um, okay.
Oh wait, I can't see Trud.
No?
Cowteen.
Turnbull, thanks for 14 months.
Devil cow.
Even cow.
It's a cow.
Oh, I left it at my home.
I'm gonna count even come on to the off to the race as we go off to the race as we go
all right I'm broke
I'm gonna bet on Preston because Preston beat me before.
I lost to this.
Dude, Cal would have cleared these losers.
Fuck!
It's fine, I can get 50 bucks from this guy.
Wait, I can sell my trophy?
Okay.
Speed Demon, let's fucking go.
Oh, there's five now?
Speed Demon!
What the fuck was that dude this is such fucking by Velveteen do you think he does that every
time though?
Dude, we gotta figure out who has Velveteen and buy that horse.
Okay, cow demon, you got this, you got this.
Your parents are two amazing fast horses!
Okay, cow, you better bring it home.
I can't afford to enter him in the champions.
We need this money, though.
Okay, come on, cow!
Bring it home!
Dude, cow is such a goat, dude, what the fuck?
Cow is so good!
How is- how is their baby so shitty?
Okay, at least we made something today.
Okay, what was the name of that insane horse that we lost to?
Velveteen. Okay, I think there's a couple other ranches. Okay, Wallaby Ranch. You have
Velveteen. No. Okay. I can't fucking bullet the circus. Step right up. Freaks, $10 Acrobat,
Grampling, strong horse, driving.
I'll have to come back later.
I think there was a ranch in the northeast area as well.
That's your hometown.
No, it's not.
Is anything up here?
The dead horse, it's one of those stupid tall horses.
Preston.
Yo, Victor, thanks for the 10 months.
I'm not seeing Velveteen.
Stationery was good.
Maybe I'll go back and buy Stationery,
but I want to see if I can find Velveteen first.
Oh, we're down here.
Nothing down here.
Okay, but the thing is, Velveteen won because of like some weird bouncing shit, like, would
Velveteen have good babies?
I don't know.
Hold abandoned track.
Uh, off the comeback here, none of my horses can race.
Get car upgrades? Oh, true, I could try to get a better car.
Is there nothing this way? It's not going to go back left.
Yo, oh, thank you for the 10 gifted! Thanks, oh!
Thank you, thank you, thank you! Oh, we hit the sub goal! Thank you so much!
Thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I don't see anything else.
Yo, Liza!
Thanks for six months!
Hello!
Hello!
I'm doing research.
Uh, tools.
Is this a gun?
You can shoot bad horses.
I did not...
This map shows every horse on Horsy Island.
Okay, I mean, if I see one of those tall, weird horses, it's on site.
I'm sorry, but it is.
They're a threat to the gene pool.
They're too tall and too narrow.
You guys look fine.
Says you!
My bad, bro.
What is this? Huh, okay I guess I can't go past this point. I don't, I don't know
where Velveteen is, guys. I might just not be able to get it.
Yo, he who follows rabbits, thanks for the sub.
That's what he's said to do, if you see a horse that sucks, you shoot it.
You guys are lucky I'm out of...
Is this what you're supposed to do?
Is this what the game's said to do?
You know?
Why does it say 39?
Is it food?
I mean, that saves us a lot of money, honestly.
Alright, cow and a Chorm- ah, Chorm Jr.
Well, we failed the rabbit ears quest guys, Chorm Jr. is too old.
Alright, cow and speed demon, let's see if you guys can make a better child.
Okay, cow demon, you are high key, you're glue.
This one.
Cow and shorm junior.
This one could be okay.
I'll call this one Shorm 2. I could try racing him.
And this one is um...
Ed queso diablo.
Wait, they're not eating the flesh.
So what is this for then?
race cow and shi- oh sure sure we gotta we gotta like cow race in the in the
champions cow demon is the one that's glue right we don't want cow demon
cow demon was fucking trash it's horrible wait you so you can clone them
how do I clone them
Okay, the lab.
Uh, where's the lab?
It's near here, right?
Any luck?
Um, I don't have his rabbits anymore.
Guys, where's the lab?
It's east.
Frick, if I knew about that, I would have cloned the rabbits.
Oh, here we go. This is it, right? Yeah.
The power's out again. Find a way to restore power.
Well, um, I'm gonna follow the power lines, I guess.
And maybe we'll find something.
Dead horse?
Winnie.
Oh, that one's bad as hell.
Okay, how do I get around this?
So quiet out here. What happened to the music?
Kind of scary.
The power applies no function. Now they're going to get the turbine to spin.
Don't worry, buried all the plutonium.
Shorm Junior, it's your turn to- it's your time to shine.
Dude, he can't even do it.
Is this the official live and not a re-upload?
Yes, okay, dude, Shorm Junior, you're useless!
Oh my god.
Alright, this is a job for cow.
Yes, yes cat dude cow is just perfect dude come on come on get back up come on
No
You can do it yes
The power has been restored I can take the pochoni. I'm like oh
Wait, do I have to leave the horse then?
Maybe I can trick it.
What?
Chorn Jr. on there?
Oh my god.
I just want to leave it.
We'll stay on.
But won't they take Cal?
I need Cal.
We have to enter him into the prize.
The champion race today and clone him
Shorm 2
Come on, Shorm 2.
Come on.
Dude, someone's gonna stay here.
That isn't cow.
Okay, I'm sorry, Shorm 2.
We have to leave you here.
I'm so sorry, but your father is more important.
Goodbye, Chorm 2. Well, guys, we're gonna have to make a Chorm 3, I guess. Oh man. That's
just life, guys. Chorm 2 is glue anyway, yeah, Chorm 2 sucked. We're gonna make a bunch
should cow clones until we eventually get a better horse.
Cow will carry bro.
It's crazy how cows just the best horse in every game that I
play.
Isn't that crazy?
Lights are on now electricity is needed for genetic research.
All right, cow.
How do I do this?
Extraction complete.
Now what?
No flask.
Copy.
Paste.
How do I do this?
Add new horse and flip switch.
Honestly speed demon is just cow now oh my god wait
Oh my god, they're fresh!
Oh yeah, I didn't test the baby.
But cow can just farm us money and then we can just buy more prize horses.
Maybe I shouldn't clone Chorm Junior too though if we're going to try the bunny thing.
Okay, so this one is um, okay, so it's the same.
We can bring another horse back at some point, but guys, think about how much money we're
gonna make with three cows.
Oh my goodness, it will be crazy.
Oh, they're all sleepy.
But Cow, you can become the champion!
Cow is a sure-fire winner!
Let's do this!
I believe in you, Cow.
We made three of you because we knew, and this is his last day before retirement.
Oh, no.
Oh, you can do this.
Consistency!
Consistency!
Dude, he's so good.
He's so good!
He's the best horse ever!
You got this.
Yes!
2005!
What do you think?
Dude, we have to retire the other horse.
Yes! 2005! What did that? Dude, we have to retire the- oh my gosh! Look at the trophies!
Wow! Dude, we're rich! Let's go home!
Buy a new cave mail. Yeah, we- wait.
Wait, I don't mind the lasso giraffe.
Dude, we got a retired cow for sure.
Look at all these trophies.
These are all cow trophies.
You missed the lasso?
Oh, wait, I got a prize.
It's okay, because we're just gonna race again!
With our prize winning, I think Kao's got one more in him.
Oh he's already a champion.
Okay, let's move in, race.
Oh fuck, Supreme Leader!
The short-necked giraffe!
Yes!
Dude, cows, genes are just 2 OP.
How are they this OP?
We just found your amazing horse!
Okay, um, Chorms, you were also gonna race queso diablo.
Worth actually farming now.
You know, Outlaw Hawks, thanks for 41 months.
Thank you.
Keep in mind, this was my free space game pick on the wheel.
Okay, so do you-
What's going on?
What happened?
Hey!
Glue time?
How is that possible? It's the same genes!
I don't understand!
Even genetic mutation wasn't enough to save him.
Fuck, dude.
Fuck.
We got a clone at Chorm Jr.
I think we should buy some lassos.
It's time for our good boy cow to go to the retirement home.
Kingkort!
Thanks for the five!
Thanks Kingkort!
Oh shit!
Wait!
Treasure Train!
Thank you guys for the Treasure Train.
I appreciate it.
Oh wait, I didn't update the sub goal.
Let me do that real quick.
Wow, yeah, I got Treasure Train almost every day recently.
What's up with that?
Actually, how's it been every day recently?
What is like my last like four streams in a row?
Alright, where's Cal?
I'll take good care of Cal.
Thank you.
Alright, to the store.
Yoshida, thanks for the 10 months.
And White Ninja, thank you for the prime.
Thank you.
Just buy some lassoes I guess.
Eggman, thanks for the five gifted.
Thank you.
Alright guys, it's time to go hunting for some horses!
Tempered lion, they have a fives! Thank you!
Thank you so much!
After forever, thank you for the eight months!
Oh, thank you.
Oh, with the twenty-two, thank you!
Wow, thank you guys so much.
Chaos Fruit, they have a fives!
Oh, buy a new car! True, true, true, true! I should do that, I should do that.
Uh, where's the car salesman guy? I think he's on the left side.
You get the infinite lasso automatically? Oh, nice! Sick! Cornice! Thank you for the
five. Thank you guys, well. Love a treasure train. Ah, blood! Thank you for the five!
Thank you! Oh my gosh! In ground below, thank you for the five. Thank you! Where's the car
I think it's not this far left.
Thank you guys, thank you for having a little blitz, Cortez, Chaos Fruit Loop, Oaf, Tempered
Lion, Eggman, King Court, thank you guys.
You'll see any like super good looking horses.
Yo code, thank you for the 10!
Oh my goodness.
Thank you!
Wait, Velveteen! We found her!
Give me that.
I feel like breeding cow and Velveteen is not even going to work out,
but I feel like it'd be fun to try.
You know, you have the bouncing horse.
I don't know if it does that every time, though.
Can someone guide me to the car dealership?
I don't know if I'm missing it.
Yo, is Cidic King favorite product? Oh, I found it.
I was going to get the nicest one.
You got yourself a deal.
Racing stripes.
Those are extra stripes.
How do I use the car?
Wait, it's a- Oh, I understand now.
Anonymous, thank you for the 10!
Thank you, Anonymous.
The upgrades are the main thing.
Oh, okay.
Oh!
Oh, I see, okay.
Gale, thanks for the bits.
Oh my God, this is so much better.
This is so much better, Holy Moly.
Okay, let's take a cow clone.
Like, whatever dude.
Um, I'm gonna put Charm Jr. in the retirement home in case I need to grab him to clone for
the rabbit ears.
I can afford it right now, so why not?
Okay, speed demon!
Championship race, let's go!
Okay, what is wrong with this one's eyes? Oh my goodness. Holy shit. Okay, we win this,
we get $3,000. Let's go, Speed Demon! Speed Demon is actually the clone of Cow! So it's
Cow again! Consistency! Consistency! Always moving forward! Speed demon! With extra ease!
Oh my god, dude, cows' deans are just too good. Open your gift basket! Oh my gosh, shovel!
golden shovel nice and we'll enter a
velveteen I will see if it does the
bouncing shit again I guess
guys I think I got scammed I think I
got scammed I paid $500 for this horse
Why is this one backwards?
What's going on? I need to order food.
Fuck, I'm lost.
Alright, maybe Velveteen is actually glue and that was a one-off.
off. Do we just glue Velveteen? Get some money back. Yo, Itachi! Thank you for the 21 gifted
subs! Thank you! Thanks, Itachi! Wait, is that a deer? Dude, there is a deer. Thank you,
I fear it is glue time, guys.
Breed Velveteen first.
I don't know, Velveteen's jeans are that good, though.
I guess like it's not always jeans, it might just be luck a little bit, you know.
Alright, Speed Demon, we'll have you go race again.
Oh, this is the car horse.
Okay, we're gonna try out the car horse. Let me see.
It's got weird feet.
Glow. This horse is glue.
Why don't we try a velveteen in the car?
I will see you later. And then we have um...
Okay, so Diablo, I'm just gonna go turn this horse into another cow.
Honestly.
Is that crazy?
Oh, it's a- oh.
Hmm. No one says hi to me? Hi!
Did your first time chat? What do you mean no one says hi to you?
Globy, thank you for the time!
Thanks, Globy!
Wow, thank you, got level 12 pipe train.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Oh.
Oh my god! First amendment!
Thank you for 50! Holy shit!
Thanks first amendment
Okay, we got more of horses now more cows I
Think we probably switched to another game pretty soon
We're we already made a champion horse right like like fuck feel like that's that's the game
I got pretty lucky with how I guess
Do like cowish is too goaded
Have you tried to lasso the water?
No, what happens if I last saw the water?
Oh wait the game is to make thirty seven thousand dollars right early sixty or something
Oh, there's a ton. What is that one? What is that one? Come here. You're coming with me.
I don't know why that was so hard to grab. What happens if I last hit the water?
I don't see anything happening.
Take the deer.
What is this one?
What is this one?
I'm taking that one on the other side.
Maybe there's something in the water sometimes?
Oh, that's free money.
Wait, where'd it go?
Alright, we're gonna race these ones.
Dude, what is wrong with this one?
The horse is hungry.
Okay.
Eat.
Did I just feed it?
I must have fed this one.
Alright!
We have a deer in it!
Guys, I know how to make enough money to win this game, but you're not gonna like it.
I'm gonna kidnap all these horses.
And Jensen, thank you for the 20!
Thank you!
Oh, thank you!
Oh, thank you!
Thanks, and you're un-sing.
I'm gonna have a lot of cows.
And lots of them.
And lots of cows.
We will be farming...
Ki-ki-ki.
Ah, Johnny! 28!
28 or 20? Oh, 20!
Sorry, my eyes are fucking bad.
Thank you for the 20. I want my mic smelling.
Thanks, Johnny!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I thought the zero was an eight, dude.
I gotta get new contacts.
My eyes are getting worse again.
Much appreciated.
You can test her with your horses, but I feel like I already have the perfect specimen,
which is cow.
You know, like cow almost never loses.
Cow too.
Hey, guys, ready for this insane farm?
This is my strat to speedrun the game.
It's just cow supremacy.
Is this already a cow?
No.
Alright, we're up to six cows already.
Dude, the farm is gonna be fucking insane.
I think I was already a cow.
Oh
The words of technology.
I think this is a good strat.
Is this ethical or unethical?
We have 20, more than 20 cows now.
Get in the fucking car.
All right.
Velveteen, you get out of here.
I'm unloading my cows.
Fuck.
I tossed them all off the side.
Holy fuck.
Okay, you're not a cow.
You're not a cow, you say.
Everyone else, we're going to the race and you're gonna make me so much money.
disgusting. Every championship and race.
Peta, dude, that's what the game wants. Oh, wait, Max's bed is higher now?
Do we all start betting again soon of speed demons ready for the retirement home?
Alright, Cal 3.
Wait, that ended too early.
I was trying to speed it up.
Oh my god, what is wrong with this giraffe?
Oh my god, he got back up!
He got back up!
That's why he's my goat!
Cow 18, let's go!
Nice.
Okay, paddock.
Wait, a bunch of my cows are already ready for the retirement home.
What? How did I fuck this up? They're already old!
Okay, I need to finally order my food.
Kind of chicken sandwich.
I think I'm going to get a chicken sandwich.
Nice.
Another easy win for cow's genetics.
Mm-hmm.
God, back in cheese.
And, okay.
Okay.
I got an avocado chicken sandwich,
cheddar broccoli soup, and a mac and cheese.
All right, cow 14, get in there.
RuinSeraf, thanks for 20 months, thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Alright, Cal14, let's go!
Yellow Coral, thank you for 5 months.
It's that easy.
I think we should just start doing some fat bets.
Like some $500 bets, because if we win those, oh my goodness, it's going to be crazy.
It'll be amazing.
We'll be able to get to the goal so quickly.
Excellent.
Back to the paddock.
Sleepy cow 11, nice and fresh.
You may go.
Feldspar is a piece of shit. Watch, look at him!
Feldspar fucking sucks!
I can't believe you put me against him again.
He's trash.
Trash.
He's fucking trash.
Yay!
Nice.
Count 12?
Dude, we're actually just farming now.
Who is this?
Who is Specialized Rock Hopper?
Who-
Cowtwelve? Cowtwelve? Cowtwelve?
Yeah, you're fucking glue, Cowtwelve.
How fucking dare you disappoint me like that?
All right, okay, so Diablo get in there cow 12. I won't forget
Holy shit, these are trash trash horses
Okay, so Diablo is just the fucking goat
Okay, next time when he can be put in the championship match, I believe Couchwell, I didn't forget
what you've done.
Pons are thanks for four months.
Dude, nice.
We truly found the perfect horse.
How come sometimes it has music, and sometimes it doesn't?
Seems like it only puts the music in when it's kinda close.
Like, for suspense or something.
Oh, the music!
That means we have a rival...
Moon of Gemini, you fuckin' bitch.
Who's tactical assault horse?
Tactical assault horse's trash, as expected.
Falls down on its face, and cow ten takes the win.
Easy. We're up to $7,000.
Alright, cow three down there.
Oh, Feldspar is here, we already know he's trash.
Watch him go backwards and fall in his stupid face.
Fuck you, Feldspar, you're a giraffe, not a horse.
We already knew that.
We already knew that.
Oh my god, he's a goat.
I got a little scared.
We're gonna do some crazy bets to make it to 60, whatever, K, I think.
Come on, count on.
John karma was lurking if we ever get a horse better than cow, we're gonna name it John karma
for sure
That's also a good reason to do the normal betting too we can see if there's like an insanely good horse then go buy it
And maybe we can get something even better than cow
Sing we
How 20 is ready for the retirement home?
You already fucking- you fucking trash!
Fell over before the race even started!
Oh my god, they're putting me against a bunch of losers!
Pathetic.
This is not real competition at all.
Alright, cow five.
Cow eight. Okay.
Cow 16. Okay, this is the last one.
Moon of Gemini?
Moon of Gemini?
Nope. Not better. Okay. Let's do some bets. I see sneak peek has the most trophies here.
Do we just use that data to bet on sneak peek?
Oh my God, I can...
Do I all win?
The second one?
Lumber is nine and one.
Oh, is that what that means?
Nine and one?
Dude, I'm all in.
No? What does the number mean? It's odds? Oh! Tractor factor is 3 to 1. Wait guys, I'm
scared. Okay, if we all win and I lose, I'll go to the next game. So do we bet on tractor
Tractor Factor or Sneak Peek? I think those are the best two.
Okay.
Two or five?
Tractor Factor as the best odds, but Sneak Peek has one more championships.
Oh my fucking god.
If we win this, we get $47,000.
Sneak peek!
Yes!
Yes!
Oh my God!
Tracker factor!
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Computer programmer is so fast though,
but he looks like he might fall.
Sneak peek hurry up!
Dude, he's too slow!
Why are you so slow?
Dude, oh my God, no, no.
Sneak peek!
Sneak peek!
Come on!
No!
It was four, it wasn't even one, we had to count.
What was your- what were you counting for?
Alright, next game.
Fuck dude, I really thought I was gonna win that!
That's crazy, dude. I suck at gambling. I suck at it so bad. Oh my god. All right,
Night Night. I am not familiar with this one.
Bite Night is a comedic first person horror game that explores the idea of what if the
big bad monster was bad at their job of being scary.
So it's a horror game, but it's supposed to be funny, apparently, I guess.
Hopefully that means it's not scary at all.
My shit dry as hell.
I got some fessy ass lips right now.
Where's my lip balm?
Okay, I am buying the game.
Okay, I have the game.
You'll Ryan 24 thanks for the five months my food is on the way let's fucking go
So, it's better not be spooky, or I'll be pissed off.
Little screen, okay.
fuck. yo npc matt 10 gift subs thank you thank you matt thank you so much
This is a good song.
Thank you, Matt!
I'm not feeling scared yet.
I'm twerking to this right now, dude. Sick.
Uh, I should take a look at the task list the boss left for me behind the counter. Press E to interact.
Okay, I got an achievement for that checklist focus on customers stock shelves take out garbage sweep
Clean washroom. Don't worry about doing the other stuff if there's a customer most tasks are complete by pressing E
Don't just throw the damn braum in the closet like last time remember
Pump first, then vehicle, and then talk to the customer if they want. Don't make it weird.
PS, don't let that old man in. Okay.
Okay, don't let the old man in. Got it.
Uh, sounds like there might be a customer coming for gas. I should go out and help.
Okay.
Hello customer.
Time to fill up their car.
Okay, I did it.
Goodbye.
Re-stock the shelves now. Great.
Now how do I re-stock? I guess I'd probably go back here and grab some shit.
Okay.
Got cocoa puffs.
Oh, I threw it through the wall.
How do I know where to put it?
There we go one out of five stalked
Okay, I got whatever the fuck this is where does this go there you go oh
Two out of five stalked okay. I'm doing great three more to go
And more cereal I guess all we sell here is cereal
Okay, two more.
Krusty Ding is thanks for 38 months.
Happy Slur Sunday, everyone, Emery Waving.
Happy Slur Sunday.
Okay.
We got frozen pizzas or ice cream or something?
I can't tell.
Where'd it go?
There we go.
All right.
Sick.
Yeah, we only sell cereal, I guess.
Sounds like another customer is coming.
What about the trash?
OK, well, he said if there's a customer, deal with that first.
Hello?
Oh, hello!
Hello, sir!
Welcome to our store!
Welcome!
Please let...
Oh, yes, just let yourself in!
Okay, I can't do that, but I'm glad you can.
Why can't you just walk through the door?
Good evening, how are you?
Why can't he just walk through the door?
Good evening, how are you?
Pretty good, pretty good.
What can I get ya?
Just grabbing some poppin' chips.
We don't sell that, we only sell cereal.
Alright, simple enough.
Thanks.
Hey, be careful tonight.
How come?
There's been a bunch of weird stuff happening around town lately.
Not really sure what's going on, but...
Just be careful, it's a full moon tonight,
and that's when all the crazies come out.
Thanks for the heads up.
Drive safely.
OK, goodbye.
OK, goodbye.
Thank you for visiting the store.
Oops.
He didn't even pay.
I'm sure he did. Who's that?
Looks like the old man is trying to get inside. I should go talk to him.
Didn't he say don't want him in?
Hey, sorry, bossman says you can't come in here.
Rabble, rabble, rabble, ruh.
Yes, sorry, buddy. No can do.
Dot, dot, dot. Dot, dot, dot.
Dot, dot, dot.
Yeah, I'm gonna go now.
Oh boy, looks like the police officer wants to talk now too.
Wait, what police officer?
Wait, I'm scared guys.
What police officer?
Oh shit!
Oh, it's the cops!
Oh, hello officer!
You're welcome to our fine establishment.
Nothing, nothing going on bad here.
Just a lot of delicious cereals.
Hello sir.
Oh, Sheriff McLean Roy, good evening. Do you work here?
Uh, yeah, sure do. Just wondering if you have seen anything unusual tonight.
No, not really. Hmm, that's good.
Just be on the lookout tonight. I can't go into much detail on the matter,
but just keep your eyes out. Not to worry, you're nothing. We've got some strange
reports in the area.
Can you tell me, or can you tell me what I should be keeping my eyes on for?
No, not really. Police confidentiality and what not.
Just if you do see anything abnormal, give us a jingle down at the station.
Okay, we'll do. Good night.
Goodbye officer.
I'm a little scared now because I'm just here all by myself.
Working at the convenience store.
Okay, let's take out the garbage. I don't know where to bring it. I guess it may be out front.
Bye, officer!
Uh, don't need to take it around back, or...
Oh, there's a door there!
WHAAAA!
What was your fucking problem?
Oh my god, I hated that.
Why am I so fast now too?
Oops.
Yeah, no that wasn't scary at all. I wasn't scared at all.
I wasn't even scared a little bit.
God.
Oh, it's a rat!
I picked up the rat.
The cats just knocked all the chocolate off my desk.
Alright, we have another customer here.
All right, we have another customer here.
Oh, gas filling time.
Hello.
Hello, sir.
You're kind of fucking creepy looking.
I can't talk to him.
I said talk to the customers, but I guess I can't.
I don't know.
I should talk with the customer
How's it going tonight, I'm like inside pretty good. Hey, let's put that weird guy inside your store
inside the store
Weird guy. Yeah, as soon as you came outside here. I saw some weird guy come out from the back room there
Is he like your new co-worker?
No, I'm working alone tonight
Huh, yeah, I thought it was weird. He was sneaking around right behind you, no uniform or nothing.
What?!
That's kinda unhinged and dangerous.
Well, anyways, not really my place to stick my nose into it, but it sure gave me the heebie-jeebies.
You guys really shouldn't have people like that inside on a dark night like this.
It might really scare off some customers.
Uh, yeah, I'll go check it out.
Well, good luck. I'm getting the heck out of here.
I wonder who he was talking about. Yeah, I wonder.
What is that? Why the hell is there dirt all over the floor now? Well, looks like I should go get the broom.
There's dirt everywhere now.
Scared.
Sweeping time, baby. Oh.
Oh, okay, we gotta clean up all this dirt.
Clean that shit up.
Brass.
What was that?
Where'd that come from?
Oh, it wasn't in the game. It was bits. Thanks, hunch, for the bits. I thought it was in
the game. I was so confused. Okay, six out of seven? Seven out of seven. What the hell
is that? The window just broke or something. It's in the back. What the fuck? Oh, we should
Some tomato sauce on the ground! The brew should be able to clean this up nicely.
Can it? I should put the broom back in the closet.
Okay, well, um, why am I so fast now? I don't want to move this fast.
Okay, well, um,
everything seems good to go. Why is this glowing?
Sounds like someone is in the store already.
Hello? Oh, hello sir!
Welcome! Good evening.
Good evening, what can I get you? Nothing, I'm just browsing.
Okay, let me know if you want anything.
Yeah! It's just kind of my hobby.
Browsing, that is.
Ha ha ha.
It's just c-
OH!
The old man!
It's just kind of what I like to do, you know.
I like to come to gas stations in the middle of nowhere,
in the middle of nowhere late at night.
You know, like the kind of gas stations that just have one employee
walking alone by themselves,
and there's no one else around.
They probably don't even have a phone or anything nearby
they could use to call for help if something were to happen.
Huh? Yeah, it's just what I like to do for fun.
Anyways, thanks for listening. Hope you have a beautiful night.
Bye, bye.
Well, I guess I just have the washroom left to clean now.
I should grab them up first.
I don't even know we had a bathroom.
Man, I hope the washroom is not a mess this time.
Me too, me too.
Oh my god.
There's tissues all over the floor.
There's a rat in the corner!
Well is it too bad, time to put them up back.
Alright, well we've done, I think, like all our chores. That's great.
What the hell was that? Anyway, I should put the mop back. What's going on?
I saw there was another customer outside waiting for gas.
Okay, on my way.
Hello, sir.
Time to fill this hot rod.
Probably see what this moron wants to say.
Thanks for filling her up, Sweet Pea.
No problem!
See you, partner.
Well, hopefully that's the last customer for the night. I should go back inside and wrap things up
Cannon, thank you for the gift sub
Oh, no, you're not getting away this time buddy. I guess I'm supposed to chase them
Hey, I can see you. Hey buddy, I'm standing right here.
I know you're hiding under that garbage can.
I'm not going anywhere, so take that damn thing off.
Who the hell are you? Why are you messing up everything in the gas station?
Well then, if you're not going to answer my questions, will you at least help me clean up this place?
That's it. I'm getting the garlic.
Does that mean you're going to help?
I should go pick up those boxes he knocked down first, I guess.
Dude, how am I going to clean the ceiling?
Dude, this is so much work.
This fucking asshole.
Fucking piece of shit.
14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 17, 18.
Nineteen...twenty uh...twenty-one.
I'm sure you'll see how the vamp is doing.
Wait, you didn't clean anything?
I thought you were going to scrub the roof.
I don't have time for this.
I'm supposed to be closed already.
I guess I better grab the broom and clean the roof.
Well, okay.
How'd he get the ceiling so damn dirty?
I hate this guy.
Put the broom back. Alright.
We're done for the night then.
I should see if Vamp is actually clean this time. Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
Vamp?
Oh, hello?
The old man!
I thought you said you were going to help.
Wow, what a motivation.
Motivational speech.
Itachi, thanks for the gift sub.
Please, can you give me more motivation
rather than actually help clean this place?
BLEH!
Why did he do that?
This is supposed to be a horror game!
Well, I guess I should go mop now.
Alright then.
Go see what damage has been done to the washroom.
True.
Thank you, Coppaphyllus, for the nine months.
Alright, where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
It's up Sunday, Emmy.
I need you to tell me what is your favorite cereal for you.
They were said a cereal is cinnamon toast crunch I should go talk to vamp before I leave. Where is he?
The radio doesn't do anything
BAM oh
Hello kicking bear. Thanks for the gift sub
Well, mr. Vamp. That's it. We're all finished cleaning up for the day
Ha ha you don't say you know you're not half bad
Well you might not have helped cleaned and you knocked a bunch of stuff over
And you tracked and all that
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That's the goal! I faced my 7th run!
Oh, Ophelia! Thanks for the 4 months!
Wow.
That was a 23 minute long game.
Oh, and I missed some achievements!
Touch the invisible mime wall meet mr. Bat collect all 10 rats. I'm not two rats. All right. Well next game
I can go longer. I see well
I I'm also I'm glad as a short game because the motion sickness was fucking me up if there were a longer game
Would not be good
And had the crazy head bob and speeding around
How super to oh wait, isn't this another?
potentially
motion sickness gamer am I thinking a power wash simulator it is would you
guys be fine if I rolled something else but kept this on the wheel because I
think if I play another motion sickness causing game I'm gonna get sick right now
okay I'll keep it on the wheel but if I roll it again later I'll play it
It's another horror game, but it's an actual horror game.
I think I might already own this one.
I do.
I've just never played it.
I think I bought the Chilla's Art Bundle a while ago, so I have it.
I've just never played it.
Okay.
My food is here.
grab it looks like this one might take a bit to download anyway so perfect timing I guess I will be right back
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I'm back with the goods.
Hello guys.
Hello.
Okay, yes, I ordered a Panera bread.
Okay, here's the goods.
Mac and cheese.
Amazing.
They gave me a piece of bread, broccoli cheddar soup, I love soup, oh my god, smells so good.
And I got a chicken avocado sandwich, my favorite Panera sandwich, and it's got bacon.
Oh my fucking god, and cheese.
Yum yum yum.
You just have fun from the best experience.
Uh, okay.
Let me grab them
Oh
No, what am I earbuds is missing the little ear the little soft piece god damn it. Whatever. I'll just put it in my ear anyway
Okay, hopefully this is a game that I can eat a little bit while playing it.
Not too much reading.
Am I supposed to be hearing sound right now?
Um, hold on.
Hello?
There we go, I hear it now, okay.
Oh, it sounds so spooky!
This way forward, no anomaly in this area.
Oh no, wait.
I think that these games give me motion sickness too.
Well, I'll try it.
since I already downloaded it.
These games made you throw up before?
I don't think it was this one that made me throw up, or like, I don't think it was a
chill as art gave them any throw-up the bathroom
where am I supposed to be going this way forward no anomaly in this area
Oh, uh, turn back if there is an anomaly.
I mean, I don't see anything weird.
What would an anomaly be?
I mean, it's probably pretty obvious most of the time, right?
Like some creepy ass dude or something.
Oh, hello.
Um, they seem normal.
Okay.
Alright, so now we'll be checking for weird shit.
Turn back if there's an anomaly.
Uh, okay, you seem fine.
I don't know how obvious the anomaly is supposed to be.
Am I doing this right?
Oh, hello.
Oh! Oh, hello!
She's not waking up. That's kind of concerning.
Maybe this is an anomaly, I don't know!
No!
Cars, you're out!
So should I go back in this?
He seems fine.
Wait, car 7. Wait, I'm still car 7.
I mean, okay, I must have missed something before then.
Okay, this guy's sleeping.
Yo, Keppy Hepba, thank you for two years.
Okay, turn back, turn back, turn back, turn back.
Turn back!
We made it! Six! Okay.
Okay.
We're moving forward.
Okay, this guy's sleeping.
Seems fine.
I'm not seeing anything else that looks off.
I don't know how closely I'm supposed to be looking at the details.
The little boy is missing.
That's probably an anomaly too, right?
He's missing.
I don't- I don't think he's supposed to be missing.
Okay, we'll turn back.
Shadr, he's going for my soup.
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
Alright.
Seven! Wait, we went back!
Wait, so is he supposed to be missing?
Maybe if one of the humans is missing, it doesn't matter.
I wonder how small the anomalies can be.
Some of them can probably be hard to spot.
Okay, he's just gone.
Well, I didn't spot anything, so I guess we'll move forward.
Okay, six.
one was normal. Were the seats always this blue? Or am I going crazy?
I thought that was in the game again, dude!
I don't see anything.
I think it's OK.
We'll see.
OK, five.
We're moving up.
I didn't think it'd be that obvious, okay, four.
That's scary to me, I'm sorry.
This is so scary!
Is there whispering or am I going crazy?
I don't see anything.
Okay, that one was clean.
Room 3.
It's gotta get harder though, there's no way it's this easy, like we're flying right
Now
Checking angles better than in CS2. All right, bud
I don't see anything
Alright, room two, I feel like something fucking scary is gonna happen again.
Soon.
Hello, sir.
Hello, sir.
Seems fine, I think.
Okay, room one.
There's no way this one's clean.
I don't see anything.
I missed something!
What?
What did I miss?
What do I miss?
Fuck, was the guy there?
I think so.
I mean, maybe he wasn't.
I don't know.
The light was darker.
I couldn't even tell.
Oh no, I have to make it all the way through again now.
I've only seen like one jump scare.
I don't see anything.
Yeah, it was Zoom of that boy.
Thank you for the prime.
All right, that one was clean.
The guy is here.
I don't see anything.
What is that?
Are those eyes?
That has to be one, right? That has to be one.
Okay, that was one.
Okay.
Alright.
I don't see any eyes.
I don't see anything, I think it's safe.
All right sweet, uh.
It looks kind of foggy outside, doesn't it?
Does it look different to you guys?
I can't tell.
It looks different.
Wasn't it black before?
I think it's like white-ups, okay, we're gonna...maybe I'm wrong, we'll see.
Oh my god, it was!
Okay, yeah, that's not normal.
Some kind of static outside.
Okay, the little guys here.
Okay, room one.
man's here. Seems normal, I think. Alright, we'll see if that was right.
Well, it says turn back if there's an anomaly, so turn back, right?
Wait, but no, but it's seven, that means I failed.
Oh my god.
Just because it was so different, I thought that we won.
shit. Yo, yug free, thanks for the nine months. What the fuck? Okay, um, not seeing
Anything odd right now? I think this one's fine.
Is it always this bright?
No, it's a little too bright.
I swear it's different!
Alright, we're going to turn back.
Okay, that was right.
It was too bright.
Doesn't this one seem too bright too or am I just going crazy now?
The lights are like pulsing. Do they usually do that?
I think this one's the same.
We'll see.
It was!
Isn't this one also too bright?
I think I'm going crazy now.
Oh my god, dude.
I think we were imagining it, I don't know.
Shit.
It was never the light?
What was the problem then?
I'm getting kind of motion sick from this game, guys.
I might have to play another one if I don't beat it in a couple runs.
Let me try, uh...
Oh, it's too jerky.
I'll finish this run at least.
I think this one's normal.
Oh, OK, this run.
I'll finish this run.
I'm getting too sick.
This is the last one, even if I fail.
Nothing out the windows.
Okay.
Okay, it's six.
Seems normal.
Old guy's here... hands? Okay. The hands window is easier to spot at least. Okay. Windows
seem normal. Old guys here. No hand window. Girls here. I think this one's fine.
Is there a weird sound?
You don't belong here!
Who is that?
What was that?
There's a weird lady!
She's not supposed to be here.
Uh, nothing out the windows.
This one seems fine.
All right, see what changes the two.
Nice.
It seems too bright, but I don't know anymore!
Okay, now it seems fine.
It seems fine to me, besides the brightness at the beginning.
I think it's okay.
Okay.
Lock in!
Fuckin'!
Windows seem fine.
Seems fine.
Are there, like, really small ones?
I'm kind of worried the last one's just gonna be super hard like I don't see
anything. Check the bathroom then they say there's never anything in the
bathroom. There's never anything in the bathroom. Don't tell her wait tell me what
tell me what I'm nervous now. I don't see anything.
Oh my god, how did I not see that?
What is that?
Oh my god, it blinked at me.
Okay, I kind of cheated by seeing chat, but I didn't expect people to tell me.
Well this is backwards turned back and there's no anomaly.
So this already has an anomaly, right?
Oh yeah, everything's reversed.
OK, I'm scared.
Conductor's room.
And it's not a trick.
Is it a trick?
It's locked.
I'm so loud.
Is that the ending?
Oh my god, dude, I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
Oh, that's level one?
Oh, fuck.
I don't think I can play more.
I'm sorry.
This game makes me extremely motion sick.
So there's one out of ten.
Oh, my god.
Okay, well, oh, fuck.
I like...
Oh, wait.
I can...
Wait.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
When you find an anomaly, go four instead of walking back.
If you make three mistakes, the ghosts will get you.
Hey mister.
Okay.
I can't play more sorry, I'm gonna throw up.
Oh god.
I might just have to like say like,
sub Sunday no games that could cause motion sickness.
Yeah, no more of those.
I might have to take a break.
It's really bad.
Yeah, I didn't think that this game would
cause motion sickness, too.
Yeah, I feel horrible.
I can't even think anymore.
I feel bad cutting it short.
But yeah, I'm like, I'm like, fucked.
Yeah, I may just have to go lay down.
I'm sorry, guys.
I played, what, like four games, though?
Kind of a short one, but yeah, I feel like fucking awful.
I'm sorry.
Okay, well I will go lay down, but thank you guys for watching.
I hope you all have a lovely night and I will be back very soon.
I mean, 4 hours stream isn't bad, I guess.
If it's like 2-3 hours, it's like way too short.
Good stream, have a good night.
Thank you Joro!
Thanks for 35 months.
Alright, well thank you guys for watching. I will do more subs Sundays of course and then this week
I probably have to do CS practice
So I will be doing some of that and then I'm probably gonna try to plan some uh
Things with friends and stuff, but yeah, okay. Good night guys. Sorry for the shorter ish stream like
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