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Emiru

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05-24-2026 · 4h 20m

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[00:12:00] And they are too silly to do
[00:12:05] I'm a liar, I'm a liar
[00:12:13] I can feel you fall apart
[00:12:16] Missed the nearly every day
[00:12:19] Closing the door to a path I feel
[00:12:22] Exhaping this heart for dearly
[00:12:26] The sun will come
[00:12:34] The moon will rise again
[00:12:41] And I'll set it free
[00:12:47] I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive
[00:13:02] I can feel you all around me, just make me bleed
[00:13:07] Bending all demons away, then they say more in this car for skin legs
[00:13:15] I tried to give it to you, now you hold me on my hand
[00:13:18] You said you would never leave me, I believe you, I believe
[00:13:21] I can feel you all around me
[00:13:24] The spirits come near me, every breathing
[00:13:28] All the ignorance you find, I'm feeling safe
[00:13:31] All in this heart that is in your face
[00:14:15] In the silence, can you see the dark?
[00:14:22] Can you fix the broken?
[00:14:26] Can you feel, can you feel the light?
[00:14:32] Can you help us while we're picking up our knives?
[00:14:52] Can you save our past and soul while you wait for death?
[00:14:59] So sunny problems, so sunny numbers
[00:15:02] Forgive me father, I love you father
[00:15:06] Can't hear the silence, can't hear the dark
[00:15:10] Can't you fix the problem, can't you feel my heart?
[00:15:15] Can't hear the silence, can't hear the dark
[00:15:20] Can't hear the feeling of my heart
[00:15:55] I'm scared to get close, but I hate being alone
[00:16:03] I long for that feeling, so I feel it all
[00:16:07] But hey, I get the lower of skin
[00:16:11] I can't drown my demons, they know how to scream
[00:16:14] I'm scared to get close, but I hate being alone
[00:16:18] I long for that feeling, so I feel it all
[00:16:22] I can't tell my demons ain't no heart of stone
[00:16:29] I can't tell my demons ain't no heart of stone
[00:17:22] I
[00:17:52] just need for somebody else
[00:17:54] Just need for somebody else
[00:17:56] Just need for somebody else
[00:17:58] Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself
[00:18:06] Just need for somebody else
[00:18:38] What's your name? Let me out, please You know I love you, you're my dog, please
[00:18:46] Don't stop, baby, don't release All my enemies, you know
[00:18:52] You need not be shitting on the ground now As I'm dying, I'll be faking my old face now
[00:18:59] When I can't remember all the things now All the days that we can try to live together now
[00:19:07] I need my mobs.
[00:19:27] I don't know why I don't stay in here in mind
[00:19:31] I'm just a little strong and I think you're right
[00:19:35] I'm above the clouds that you're standing through
[00:19:37] It's hot tonight
[00:19:39] I'm not a hippie but I understand
[00:19:41] I think you're fine
[00:19:43] I'm lost in nobody, I don't stay in here in mind
[00:19:49] I'm just a little strong and I think you're fine
[00:19:53] I'm lost in nobody, I don't stay in here in mind
[00:19:57] Hello?
[00:19:59] Hello?
[00:20:01] Hello?
[00:20:03] Hello? Hello? Hello?
[00:20:05] Hi!
[00:20:07] It's such a day!
[00:20:09] I'm here!
[00:20:11] I'm here! Hello?
[00:20:13] Hello?
[00:20:15] Violent City, thanks for the 4 months!
[00:20:17] Super Eric!
[00:20:19] Arouk! I've been thinking for the 10 gifted
[00:20:21] Marifield!
[00:20:23] Insorcano!
[00:20:25] Thank you for the 5, a curly dead pixel postman, heck goo paragon, thank you for the 10 gifted,
[00:20:31] thank you so much, thank you guys, hello.
[00:20:33] No, not Slur Sunday!
[00:20:36] Enough, enough.
[00:20:39] Yo, Mitch, thanks for 59 months, hello.
[00:20:45] Yay Slur Sunday, yay.
[00:20:47] I see Peter. Thank you for the 8 months.
[00:20:56] Hello.
[00:21:10] Okay, music is turned down.
[00:21:13] Are y'all ready for a full day of a rioting gaming?
[00:21:17] We have two superb 19 months and Super Silmaray, thanks for 13 months.
[00:21:23] Yes, it will be so awesome. I'm so excited.
[00:21:29] Yes, a full game hanging out.
[00:21:34] It will be so cool.
[00:21:39] The Superfly fool, thank you for the prime, beat guy, thanks for 10 months.
[00:21:47] Deadlock 2? Uh, Deadlock is still on the wheel, yeah.
[00:21:51] Oh, oh my gosh. I completely didn't think about it.
[00:21:54] I'm supposed to practice the S.
[00:21:57] Oh yeah, I will be coasting in Summer Games fast, probably, uh, I'm on the list.
[00:22:08] Yay.
[00:22:09] Thank you, thank you for the 10 months and such, thank you for the 5 gifted.
[00:22:13] Woohoo!
[00:22:18] That CSV will be so cool.
[00:22:26] Hello guys, good morning! Hello!
[00:22:28] Hello, Emmy and Chad, I think everyone should gloop dance to it.
[00:22:32] Why does gloop dance look so weird? Oh my gosh.
[00:22:34] Suki, thanks for 25 months! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
[00:22:37] Guys, guess what happened yesterday?
[00:22:41] Oh my gosh, so I was in my room working on my like cosplay sponsor thing I told you guys about
[00:22:48] You can't even read the sprinkles. I have not but I think it was very good. It was very good scuba steve
[00:22:54] 14 months search she did 24 months. Thank you. I was working on my cosplay stuff and then I hear Cina scream from the living room
[00:23:01] She's like, I mean
[00:23:02] I mean, can you come out here? And I of course I think something is wrong. Oh, thank you
[00:23:09] I of course think something is wrong, so I I immediately get up and go out there
[00:23:14] Oh, oh, oh, and then guess what there were
[00:23:18] In our backyard
[00:23:20] Guess what it was. You'll never guess come on. Thank you for 47 months. You'll never guess what it was
[00:23:28] No, it wasn't dear I wouldn't I wouldn't
[00:23:31] Freak out and tell you guys about dear
[00:23:33] Yeah, it's less on those 14 months and airing. Thank you for 20 months. Thank you
[00:23:40] Dude, there was a family
[00:23:42] So it was a mom and then there were eight eight baby boxes playing outside in our backyard
[00:23:49] They were so cute. It was so amazing. Yeah, they're like eight of them. Oh my gosh
[00:23:55] And they were so tiny they were like this big and they were chasing each other around and fighting and stuff
[00:24:00] And you can tell when they got the little zoomies and stuff.
[00:24:03] I think Senna took some pictures and videos and I asked her to send me, but I think that
[00:24:08] she forgot.
[00:24:09] But I'm sure she'll show the one.
[00:24:11] But they were so cute!
[00:24:12] They were so little and cute as amazing!
[00:24:16] Thank you!
[00:24:17] Yeah, the kitties are oh there's Cheddar.
[00:24:20] He looks like a statue.
[00:24:22] Yeah, they were so cute.
[00:24:25] They were so cute.
[00:24:26] I mean, it's probably, it's my fault that she forgot I think because we hung out for
[00:24:30] bit after that but they were so cute and we were we were like perched up in the
[00:24:36] the door that leads outside by our kitchen and we were staying there like
[00:24:40] trying to be real still because the mama fox was kind of watching us from from
[00:24:45] the like porch area by the pool they were all player on the pool so cute the
[00:24:49] mom fox was watching us so we were trying not to move too much so we wouldn't
[00:24:53] scare her away right but then we were like oh maybe we should try to like give
[00:24:57] them something like just once like not feed them a lot like you don't want them to become
[00:25:02] relying on or anything right but we like looked it up like oh what what's your like zookeepers
[00:25:07] feed foxes so we we wanted to give that we gave them a little egg but they did not take the egg
[00:25:13] but the babies came up and sniffed it they were like so slow and scared they went up to the egg
[00:25:19] and they would sniff it they were sniffing the air but then they like as soon as they get close to
[00:25:23] the egg they just ran away so they didn't they didn't eat it but we we tried you know it's probably
[00:25:30] for the best they didn't eat it because you don't want wild animals to be relying on it but they
[00:25:35] were so cute it was adorable yeah they didn't trust the strange egg reverse thanks for 14 months thank
[00:25:42] you yeah the egg was rejected so sad enter sns thank you for the nine months and stuff froney
[00:25:50] Thanks for 11 months. Well, I remember body telling me before that
[00:25:55] She saw baby foxes in the front yard with one baby fox
[00:25:58] And one mom.
[00:25:59] And you should play Hogwarts, let us see, I just finish it and it is really good.
[00:26:01] Really? I always, I heard people like hating on Hogwarts legacy so much when it came out
[00:26:06] She told me she'd seen them before but our landlord said that apparently for the past
[00:26:11] Like 10 years or something
[00:26:14] Every year a family of baby foxes lives under our back porch
[00:26:20] So I was like wait, but if it's 10 years that probably means that every year
[00:26:25] The babies that are grown up come back to have their families there. Isn't that so cute? What the heck?
[00:26:32] So cute must hate what they told me to hate
[00:26:36] No, well, I mean I kind of do assume like if a lot of people are like this game sucks that it might suck
[00:26:42] I don't know
[00:26:43] What people like
[00:26:45] Getting like hate for playing Hogwarts legacy I remember why I think it was
[00:26:50] something silly I could be wrong I don't remember like I don't know
[00:27:15] you
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[00:29:45] I guess I don't know I
[00:30:04] Don't know what if the cats to the cables I I don't think that's why I
[00:30:10] Bet your desk is a mess
[00:30:12] It's not that bad right now. Well, I did spill some honey on my mouse pad and I didn't know how to get it out
[00:30:19] So it's kind of just staying there for now, but I'll probably throw it in the washing machine later
[00:30:25] So
[00:30:27] What?
[00:30:28] It's not that bad. Also. It's not my main mouse pad. I have like a side mouse pad
[00:30:34] I don't know why so yeah, okay. Well my setup is fine. It's just
[00:30:39] It's a little bit extra I guess is all I don't know I want to ask what you guys
[00:30:47] think about this for like stream stuff I was kind of being asked by a couple
[00:30:54] people recently about doing like traveling trips like IRL weeks and I
[00:31:00] was kind of like hmm like I like my gaming stuff but I was like hmm it might
[00:31:03] be kind of fun or something a little different every once in a while you know
[00:31:07] I don't know and then I I have a Starforge gave me they make these little
[00:31:12] where they called not like travel PCs, but like
[00:31:16] Condensed PCs they're like this big so I could actually just bring in a suitcase to like have a desktop set up
[00:31:23] It felt like I traveled anywhere
[00:31:24] So yeah, it's like a mini PC. I guess I'm getting full watching Emily
[00:31:31] It's not really cuz of that now. I mean she's like always been traveling, but I do like her Canada streams
[00:31:36] BK thanks for the 16 months and I... uh...
[00:31:40] Yggdrasil, thank you for the sub, I don't know how to pronounce that, I'm so sorry.
[00:31:45] I'm so sorry.
[00:31:46] The other day I dreamt you had a 10 loss streak on Leak Frown.
[00:31:49] Oh my god, that was real.
[00:31:50] That wasn't a dream.
[00:31:51] Sad face.
[00:31:52] Tina the human, thank you for the 20 months.
[00:31:56] Thank you.
[00:31:57] Oh my gosh.
[00:31:58] Oh, it's Maya's birthday today?
[00:32:02] Oh.
[00:32:03] Well, if she's live, you guys should make sure to go say happy birthday to her today for sure.
[00:32:08] For sure!
[00:32:14] Looking streams when?
[00:32:16] What do you mean, Jack? I don't- I'm like horrible with knowing people's birthdays, unless they like,
[00:32:21] tell me themselves that most people are not going to do that, you know?
[00:32:25] So, I don't know.
[00:32:26] Jinxie wins! Thanks for the four months! Thank you!
[00:32:29] Thank you, thank you, thank you!
[00:32:33] But yeah, I don't know, I mean the main reason, honestly the main reason I don't want to travel
[00:32:38] Or like, I do want to travel, but the reason holding me back is I don't want to have to stream in a weird time zone
[00:32:45] Like I really like my stream starting time, so I don't know, but maybe if it's just a week it'd be okay
[00:32:52] I don't know
[00:32:53] Anyway, yo G-Man, thanks for 14 months
[00:32:56] Shall I start up the games?
[00:32:58] But yeah, I don't know, I just feel kind of motivated
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[00:36:03] And Salami, thanks for 13 months.
[00:36:10] Okay.
[00:36:13] Thank you Fruitloaf, and thank you Bravo.
[00:36:26] Okay, I'm installing this shit.
[00:36:29] Soon I will have my Fuse Starlink Internet and then maybe it'll take more than a long
[00:36:37] ass time to download these games.
[00:36:39] Alright, there we go.
[00:36:44] Also, I don't know if I should point it out, but I noticed the viewership was like extra
[00:36:58] high for no reason. I was like, oh okay. Oh yes, if you want to suggest games for future
[00:37:08] sub Sundays, you can do it in my Discord if you are a sub. Oh yeah, it's kind of going
[00:37:15] back to normalish now and it's still kind of, I don't know.
[00:37:18] Reablo, thank you for the 10 months, thank you, thank you, thank you. I noticed it like
[00:37:23] When I ended my intro, I was like, uh, well, okay, whatever, I guess.
[00:37:30] CS practice when?
[00:37:32] Maybe at the end of some Sunday, or I'll just practice a couple days before again, right?
[00:37:37] Because like, what am I supposed to do against some of the people who were like, global elite in CS?
[00:37:43] I don't know. I'll definitely do better than last year though.
[00:37:46] No, 0-1-17. I at least like, understand how the gunplay works and stuff now.
[00:37:51] Because in the past I literally never like it was horrible. So yeah. It was horrible.
[00:38:01] Yo, just a crumb, thanks for the sub. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
[00:38:06] Thank you, thank you, thank you. Jake did the math, you can't get higher than fourth overall,
[00:38:10] unless you get second. Yo, ready? Thanks for 21 months, dude. I think we're just cooked, I don't know.
[00:38:21] I don't fucking know bro. Okay. It's downloaded! Yippee!
[00:38:33] Is this more of a- um this game is popular right? Is this more of a controller or a keyboard
[00:38:37] or mouse game?
[00:38:39] That do multiplayer?
[00:38:42] Oh!
[00:38:44] Uh, I can make like a chat lobby then but when I just get shit on my people who are
[00:38:49] I'm already out of the game.
[00:38:51] Keen-chan, thanks for one year.
[00:38:53] Thank you.
[00:38:54] Maybe there is some kind of normal mode.
[00:38:59] Yeah.
[00:39:01] So if this is a friend-slop game,
[00:39:03] should I just play it by myself
[00:39:04] or should I make a chat lobby?
[00:39:06] Chat's gonna target,
[00:39:07] well, you can target people like this?
[00:39:10] What the heck?
[00:39:14] What do I do?
[00:39:17] Oh, I guess I shouldn't have said anything
[00:39:19] I went back up. Well, whatever. What am I supposed to do? Chat lobby? I'm okay. Maybe I'll make one
[00:39:26] just to see how it is. And then if it's horrible, I don't know. How do I make a lobby?
[00:39:44] How do I make one? Is that really a bad idea?
[00:39:49] All teams have been practicing their team, seems to not practice it together, so that's
[00:39:57] so sad, no because we do practice together, but our captain doesn't want to practice with
[00:40:03] us.
[00:40:04] So it's only ever been like me, me, Jake, me, young and miss.
[00:40:10] I mean I get it, like at the end of the day it's a sponsor, but a lot of people are very
[00:40:16] competitive in it.
[00:40:17] Islander, thanks for 33 months
[00:40:22] Yeah, I don't know
[00:40:24] Sorry did someone tell me how to make a lobby?
[00:40:28] I'm so lost that one. Oh, I'm so sorry
[00:40:33] I'm such a shit streamer
[00:40:37] Alt F4, okay one of the buttons
[00:40:41] Okay
[00:40:43] Um, great.
[00:40:47] It's alright.
[00:40:48] I don't know how to either.
[00:40:49] Okay?
[00:40:50] Cool.
[00:40:51] Online lobbies, hide active friends only, refresh all.
[00:40:57] Wait, what?
[00:41:01] Match setup in-game.
[00:41:02] Okay.
[00:41:03] Start game, oh match setup.
[00:41:07] Uh.
[00:41:08] Rules, classic.
[00:41:10] Rules. Classic. Classic. I do custom. Classic. Capacity. Do a lot of people have this game?
[00:41:34] A lot of people won't have this game, okay, public.
[00:41:37] No password, eggs lobby, no.
[00:41:42] We'll see if anyone joins, I guess.
[00:41:45] Sinna has it, I don't know if Sinna's streaming or not today.
[00:41:49] Five, so.
[00:41:50] Four, three, two, one.
[00:41:54] Oh!
[00:41:55] What do I do?
[00:41:57] Oh God.
[00:41:59] Okay.
[00:42:02] What do I, how do I go?
[00:42:04] Swing stick, what was that?
[00:42:09] Oh, I see.
[00:42:14] Okay, this is...
[00:42:18] Am I being shot at? Stop!
[00:42:23] What is happening?
[00:42:28] What is that?
[00:42:34] I thought my ball got stuck in the tree
[00:42:37] Hey, oh
[00:42:39] Rocket driver. Oh my god. No
[00:42:44] Okay, maybe I'm wrong but I feel like to truly experience this game you have to do the custom game, right?
[00:42:50] Because if you're by yourself, how do you have people to fight? Where's the battle part?
[00:42:57] Yeah
[00:42:59] Where'd you get a fucking golf cart? This is bullshit!
[00:43:06] Oh my god.
[00:43:13] Well I mean I had- oh wait my ball was made in before.
[00:43:24] Hold on please God. Hold on though.
[00:43:26] Yes! I finished fifth and now I'm doing a little dance. Oh my gosh. Crazy. You have to
[00:43:42] turn the volume down. Is it that bad? Is the volume loud? It's fine for me but if it's
[00:43:48] I'm glad freaking guys, I can fix it.
[00:43:54] It's fine, okay.
[00:43:56] Hello.
[00:43:59] Is that a voice chat?
[00:44:02] Is that a child?
[00:44:04] Is it a child? I didn't know there was voice chat.
[00:44:07] Oh, brother.
[00:44:10] I mean, I made a public lobby, so...
[00:44:14] Superb back top.
[00:44:16] Ohhhh.
[00:44:23] Okay I can mute people if I have to I guess, but...
[00:44:31] Right now some fucking weirdo is gonna pay like five dollars to buy the-
[00:44:34] AHHHHHHHHH!
[00:44:36] Jesus.
[00:44:37] Abby, thank you for the gift, sub!
[00:44:41] That's coffee, you.
[00:44:43] Oh, it's a speed boost!
[00:44:45] sick okay sick I probably want to avoid the sand right I think I'm doing this
[00:44:56] wrong I think I think there was like a sweet spot still no car my
[00:45:05] I supposed to have a fucking car?
[00:45:12] What was that?!
[00:45:14] This is fucking bullshit.
[00:45:16] Why do I have a shield on me?
[00:45:19] Get the pickaxe? What pickaxe?
[00:45:26] Can you hit it too hard?
[00:45:30] I gotta go for it! I gotta go for it!
[00:45:32] I gotta go for it!
[00:45:35] I just can't do shit.
[00:45:42] This is torture.
[00:45:45] This is torture.
[00:45:47] This is torture.
[00:45:52] You can hit other people's balls as well.
[00:45:59] Why would you say that when you know that we're all listening except for maybe the child?
[00:46:04] the child stop stop please stop oh my god please please stop oh my god please
[00:46:28] Stop
[00:46:37] What is this bullshit you know another balls of the settings allow okay, okay, okay?
[00:46:44] That makes sense
[00:46:49] You can change the angle. Oh, I'm not already doing that. Oh just angle. Oh, I see what you're saying, okay?
[00:46:58] Okay, yeah, I see what you're saying.
[00:47:04] Oh my fucking god.
[00:47:07] Dude, I'm getting fucking camped!
[00:47:18] Play the fucking game!
[00:47:20] Play the fucking game instead of shooting me for no reason!
[00:47:27] I can't okay excuse me I'm keeping this for now my ball is in the fucking juice
[00:47:40] eat no way you're gonna you're losing to the child is the child getting griefed
[00:47:50] right now I'm sorry like I don't think so
[00:48:00] this is fucking ridiculous what is this oh my god someone just someone finished
[00:48:08] already
[00:48:20] Why am I so slow?
[00:48:26] Okay, watch this.
[00:48:32] It actually made it.
[00:48:36] Get these fucking cameras off of me!
[00:48:40] I'm trying to focus on golfing!
[00:48:42] Get the- oh my god, the time bomb is on its- oh my god, no, I didn't notice the timer!
[00:48:50] I didn't- I didn't notice there was a timer on a full zero again.
[00:48:57] Oh my god no, this is- this is- oh my god.
[00:49:06] Fuck you guys.
[00:49:07] You guys are- you guys seem so happy right now.
[00:49:10] You just like to watch me suffer, don't you?
[00:49:13] Wow
[00:49:20] Yeah, okay, why but your problem
[00:49:32] I'm shooting me
[00:49:35] I'm shooting me five children. Yeah, you I jaked up. Thanks for 39 months
[00:49:40] Where's the bull?
[00:49:45] Oh!
[00:49:46] What is happening?
[00:49:47] Stay away from my bull!
[00:49:48] All right.
[00:49:49] Home run!
[00:49:50] I don't know what that means.
[00:49:51] Dude, I never get the...
[00:49:52] Oh!
[00:49:53] Oh!
[00:49:54] Oh!
[00:49:55] Oh!
[00:49:56] Oh!
[00:49:57] Oh!
[00:49:58] Oh!
[00:49:59] Oh!
[00:50:00] Oh!
[00:50:01] Oh!
[00:50:02] Oh!
[00:50:03] Oh!
[00:50:04] Oh!
[00:50:05] Oh!
[00:50:06] Oh!
[00:50:07] Oh!
[00:50:08] Oh!
[00:50:09] I have a gun!
[00:50:16] I miss- I'm not okay.
[00:50:18] Let me out.
[00:50:22] Stop!
[00:50:23] My ball's really close!
[00:50:28] My ball's- I have 30 seconds.
[00:50:33] I can- okay I have a gun!
[00:50:38] Oh
[00:50:45] I
[00:50:48] Dude oh
[00:50:52] My god, please stop stop
[00:50:54] Oh my god, that takes seconds!
[00:50:56] AHHHHH!
[00:50:58] Stop!
[00:51:00] It's gonna take seconds!
[00:51:02] No!
[00:51:04] Dude, I can't even get to my ball!
[00:51:08] Oh my god!
[00:51:10] Oh my god!
[00:51:12] Good!
[00:51:20] Well, okay.
[00:51:24] Amazing.
[00:51:26] One, four, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
[00:51:36] Oh!
[00:51:37] Oh!
[00:51:38] Oh, my God.
[00:51:39] Drink the coffee.
[00:51:40] Run!
[00:51:41] Ah!
[00:51:42] Oh, accurate to be.
[00:51:44] I
[00:51:50] How accurate you have to be
[00:51:56] Yeah, I'm gonna hit it with the rocket driver
[00:52:07] Why am I getting focused
[00:52:14] Okay, it's at least kind of close.
[00:52:23] No.
[00:52:27] Ha ha ha!
[00:52:31] Ha ha ha ha!
[00:52:37] Oh, so when I do it, I'm a jackass, but when it happens to me 20 times in a row, it's
[00:52:48] the funniest thing you guys have ever seen.
[00:52:51] Oh my fucking god, shoot, I'm up and I'm feeling good.
[00:53:02] Just let me get this!
[00:53:03] Let me get this!
[00:53:04] Holy shit!
[00:53:05] Oh shit, that's the bobby that's the center box.
[00:53:32] You guys think this is fucking funny?
[00:53:34] You didn't I was gonna say you guys to best of the beautiful
[00:54:04] I thought I just put a bomb on my ball.
[00:54:08] He put a bomb on my ball.
[00:54:26] This is a good spot.
[00:54:30] What is this?
[00:54:32] The rocket launcher?
[00:54:34] How do I use it?
[00:54:40] Quick!
[00:54:42] My ball!
[00:54:44] Oh my god.
[00:54:46] Dude, I'm in dead last.
[00:54:48] I just noticed that the top left.
[00:54:50] Oh my god.
[00:54:52] Oh my god.
[00:54:54] Oh my god.
[00:54:56] Oh my god.
[00:54:58] Oh my god dude.
[00:55:05] Oh no.
[00:55:08] Dude I'm about to get bullied again!
[00:55:15] Guys please just let me get this please please please let me get this please.
[00:55:24] Stahp!
[00:55:25] This fucking sucks.
[00:55:27] Please.
[00:55:28] Oh my God.
[00:55:29] I'm going to water.
[00:55:31] Oh my God.
[00:55:33] I'm not.
[00:55:35] Please.
[00:55:36] Please.
[00:55:38] Oh my God please.
[00:55:39] OH NO!
[00:55:40] IT'S SO COOK!
[00:55:41] IT'S COOK!
[00:55:42] IT'S LIKE AT THE EDGE ON THE SAND!
[00:55:52] Oh my god.
[00:55:57] Dude, everyone but three people got it in.
[00:56:09] Dude.
[00:56:12] You shoot short of you over at the ball?
[00:56:14] Yeah, I figure.
[00:56:15] I just...
[00:56:16] Okay, I guess I'll go for a little lower.
[00:56:19] Four.
[00:56:20] Three.
[00:56:21] Well.
[00:56:35] Come again.
[00:56:36] Come on.
[00:56:37] Come again.
[00:56:39] Yes!
[00:56:46] Oh my god.
[00:56:46] Fuckin' suck.
[00:56:51] You get a speed boost when you hit people, I'm sorry, I did what I was doing.
[00:57:01] I
[00:57:31] Oh my god, no, no, oh my god, stop stop stop stop stop stop
[00:57:43] I could maybe do it this time. Oh no, I'll go thanks in seven months
[00:57:56] No, oh my god, please
[00:58:01] Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please!
[00:58:06] No, no, what's happening?
[00:58:09] Stop!
[00:58:10] Dude, the cameras can push me!
[00:58:15] They're not safe to get some.
[00:58:20] This game stinks!
[00:58:22] Thanks!
[00:58:52] I'm jumping!
[00:58:59] I'm gonna land on the water.
[00:59:08] Oh!
[00:59:09] Oh
[00:59:36] It's so
[00:59:39] It's so over.
[01:00:09] How is this funny how is this entertaining this game is rage bait no the games not rage
[01:00:38] But now I'm getting fucking targeted by a bunch of assholes!
[01:01:00] Oh my god, my fall is all the way down there.
[01:01:02] There's no way.
[01:01:38] I can't play the game dude!
[01:01:48] What is this?
[01:01:54] What is happening?
[01:02:02] Hey guys, if you are targeting me instead of playing the game, I'm just gonna kick you
[01:02:15] from the lobby.
[01:02:16] B.
[01:02:18] Oh no, I can't do that.
[01:02:24] And then what?
[01:02:37] Oh my god, I saw him move over again.
[01:02:46] I'm locked in.
[01:03:05] Sound touch for the game?
[01:03:06] Yes, but I'm being targeted!
[01:03:09] I don't think that one was targeted, maybe.
[01:03:15] This is fine, I'm going where I'm supposed to go.
[01:03:33] It's just a boost.
[01:03:50] Oh my god dude.
[01:03:58] I just can't fucking go.
[01:04:00] But I literally the first round, I got it so easily.
[01:04:05] I think I was pissed off now.
[01:04:07] Yeah, they're pissing me off.
[01:04:09] I'm just getting fucking cyber bullied
[01:04:11] and nobody is on my side.
[01:04:13] They're all like, yeah, this is great.
[01:04:15] Keep doing it to her.
[01:04:16] And I'm like, what the heck guys?
[01:04:18] I feel like swan thanks for the first time.
[01:04:20] Four.
[01:04:21] Well hey chat, yes.
[01:04:23] Well, of course I'm gonna blame the chat.
[01:04:27] I have to get it this time.
[01:04:34] Oh no, it's fine.
[01:04:43] times. Oh no it's fine.
[01:05:03] What's up? Y'all say the game is sabotage and then when I sabotage other
[01:05:09] people I'm the problem.
[01:05:13] Oh dude, I'm all the way back dude.
[01:05:32] I am not the problem.
[01:05:35] Maybe a rifle will help your boss in the world, it's hashtag ad, dude, so true.
[01:05:46] I need to get more of those, uh, the cherry blossom ones.
[01:05:50] I think I can make it from here, I don't know, alright.
[01:05:57] I have 30 seconds left when I got shot all the way back from the other side I was fucked.
[01:06:09] GG dude, GG.
[01:06:14] You just have to put the ball in the hole, I know that!
[01:06:24] You think I don't know that?
[01:06:34] I'm just getting this so I can shoot someone next game.
[01:06:39] I didn't get anything to kill.
[01:06:50] 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go!
[01:07:05] Alright!
[01:07:08] What does the magnet do?
[01:07:14] Oh
[01:07:23] Yeah
[01:07:27] Dude, no, but you have to it's so obvious some people save their weapons for me because it's the same fucking people
[01:07:44] I'm so mad.
[01:07:49] It's this fucking sharp guy dude, I'm gonna kick him.
[01:07:55] Shoot someone else bitch you won't because you can't you can't.
[01:08:05] Actual skit so fuck me how am I skit so?
[01:08:14] What just happened to me?
[01:08:24] Why is there a boat kick?
[01:08:34] They're holding a cake shop!
[01:08:38] Why can't they boat into boat kick?
[01:08:41] What camera is blocking?
[01:08:49] We're not Paranordation 5.
[01:08:52] And a lot of people experience this.
[01:08:55] Oh god, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Charlie.
[01:08:58] You can't shoot me in the head.
[01:09:04] Okay, so now I'm just only going to get targeted a regular amount,
[01:09:10] Which is still a lot, but skill issue, perhaps.
[01:09:16] Right, guys.
[01:09:20] Well, oh!
[01:09:21] Oh!
[01:09:22] Oh!
[01:09:23] Oh!
[01:09:24] Oh!
[01:09:25] Oh!
[01:09:26] Oh!
[01:09:26] Oh!
[01:09:27] Oh, it's a shield, okay.
[01:09:30] Oh, I wasted it, but I know now I've wasted it, yes.
[01:09:35] But I know now at least.
[01:09:37] Yes.
[01:09:52] I got boots!
[01:09:54] Weeeeeee!
[01:09:57] That was huge.
[01:10:00] Can I make this?
[01:10:01] AHH!
[01:10:05] Oh my god, I'm in the dead last again, dude! Evan, thanks for the gift sub! Dude, my rocket
[01:10:11] boots were pretty nothing!
[01:10:29] Alright, the golf cart in the water!
[01:10:35] No, my ball's rolling down.
[01:10:42] Stop!
[01:10:45] Sorry, I'm trying to- there we go to use- I'm panicking!
[01:10:55] Oh my god, I'm-
[01:11:01] I SAW ONCE!
[01:11:11] I SAW BITCH!
[01:11:15] I don't know!
[01:11:19] No!
[01:11:20] No!
[01:11:21] Dude, what the fuck?
[01:11:28] You are not built for golf.
[01:11:33] Shut up!
[01:11:34] You guys are not built for anything!
[01:11:57] I had the wrong stroke, hang on.
[01:12:20] No fucking way!
[01:12:27] I don't know where we're going.
[01:12:31] Can I even get over there?
[01:12:33] I can't.
[01:12:44] You guys officially pissed me off with this game, and the people in this lobby pissed me off,
[01:12:49] and it's only the first game of Sub-Sunday. What am I supposed to do now? I'm pissed.
[01:12:53] I'm gonna have to be I'm gonna be a fucking shot and like order it like a whole pizza or something as opposed to
[01:13:00] Have a pizza. I'm gonna order a whole pizza just to get over this. I'll never recover. I'm so fucking mad
[01:13:15] Okay, I'm walking in this time
[01:13:23] AHHHHHHHHH!
[01:13:28] Losers don't get pizza!
[01:13:30] Four!
[01:13:31] Three!
[01:13:32] Two!
[01:13:33] One!
[01:13:34] Oh!
[01:13:35] You surprised me so mean!
[01:13:38] You're so mean to me!
[01:13:40] All I've ever done is be enough to be a good boy!
[01:13:45] Boy's been such a good boy!
[01:13:53] What the fuck we got?
[01:14:00] Oh!
[01:14:03] No!
[01:14:05] I feel like that was like a good...
[01:14:18] I am sorry...
[01:14:34] I was trying to kill him, I didn't get the speed vision and I shot myself.
[01:14:46] Oh my god that killed me the water right there
[01:15:16] confuse thanks for the five dollars you're probably just giving me five
[01:15:20] dollars can you feel bad for me cause i'm just a fucking loser or whatever right
[01:15:24] i feel so
[01:15:25] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[01:15:26] AHHHHHH!
[01:15:28] 3, 3, 2, 1!
[01:15:30] WAH! WAH!
[01:15:42] We're trying to both kick Sean Burnett! Who's that?
[01:15:50] Oh thank you, thank you.
[01:15:56] Oh no, Ally's here.
[01:16:03] Watch your guys bully her instead of me.
[01:16:09] How about that?
[01:16:10] Wouldn't that be fun?
[01:16:21] Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding.
[01:16:23] Unless
[01:16:25] you keep shooting me you're next for the boat kick list
[01:16:55] your time is limited buddy w-4 guys game play
[01:17:25] Go in! Go in! Holy shit, I finished 9th place! Finally, I caught my man!
[01:17:51] Ah!
[01:17:53] Pfft!
[01:17:55] Axl, thanks for the 8 months!
[01:17:57] Oh my fucking god!
[01:18:01] Insane.
[01:18:21] Oh
[01:18:32] Fuck
[01:18:51] Oh god, I think I did too far.
[01:19:01] It didn't go in the water, it didn't reset.
[01:19:12] This cannot be.
[01:19:19] I'm in jet back up.
[01:19:26] Oh my god.
[01:19:35] What?!
[01:19:37] What?!
[01:19:39] AHHHHHH!!!
[01:19:41] Oh my god!
[01:19:43] Dude, what is this?!
[01:19:47] Dude, I didn't want to overshoot it.
[01:19:49] I thought that might stop on the flag!
[01:19:53] Come on!
[01:19:55] Come on!
[01:19:57] Come on!
[01:19:59] Come on!
[01:20:01] I THINK STUFF ON THE FLAG!
[01:20:31] fuck you!
[01:20:33] ahhhhhhhhh
[01:20:53] that's two pretty balls
[01:20:55] ahhhhhhh
[01:20:57] i think
[01:20:59] The fucking soccer cart
[01:21:21] I can't play this game dude.
[01:21:34] Janny thanks for 26 months.
[01:21:40] It's not fair.
[01:21:41] It's not fair.
[01:21:43] It's not fair.
[01:21:44] This is bullshit.
[01:21:45] This is bullshit dude.
[01:21:48] This is fucking bullshit.
[01:21:50] Well, I played the whole game.
[01:21:56] It was fun, honestly, but still, fuck you guys.
[01:22:04] Next game.
[01:22:13] So, Sam, thank you for the prime.
[01:22:16] Thank you.
[01:22:20] Free Spin can play one game of League slash CS or choose sub-Sunday game of choice.
[01:22:27] If play more than one have to do punishment, what is the punishment?
[01:22:32] Oh brother, alright should I play um, League or CS?
[01:22:38] I could do a CS, I don't really want to play League or CS, I don't know.
[01:22:42] Potatoes, thank you for the prime, thank you.
[01:22:47] I could do one CS game, but man.
[01:22:49] Or I can pick one off the wheel.
[01:22:51] Wait, let me see what's on the wheel.
[01:22:53] Actually, um, oh, Geometry Dash.
[01:22:57] Um, Gwent?
[01:22:59] Why is Gwent on the wheel?
[01:23:02] Deadlock.
[01:23:06] Uh, don't starve together.
[01:23:10] Still there.
[01:23:11] Horsey game?
[01:23:14] What do you guys think?
[01:23:17] The punishment is you have to play violent 10 minutes for every game you go over.
[01:23:24] Is that really a punishment for me or a punishment for you guys?
[01:23:29] Locomotive, thanks for 22 months. I kinda wanna try horsey game.
[01:23:33] A. The Wheel of Morality.
[01:23:38] Deadlock angle. Well, I'd have to play the tutorial because I've never played...
[01:23:43] Okay, one for Deadlock, two for Horsey Game.
[01:23:48] Which one?
[01:23:49] Oh yeah, I wanna play Emily as a way too.
[01:23:57] Oh, I feel like I see more too.
[01:24:02] I mean, I'll probably hit the clock today.
[01:24:05] Chronic, thanks for 47 months, thank you.
[01:24:09] Thank you, Chronic.
[01:24:10] Okay, I have to buy horsey game, I think.
[01:24:18] It's ten fucking dollars!
[01:24:24] Again, ready for the Rootnest!
[01:24:27] The Rootnest, here we go!
[01:24:31] Ten dollars for a horse game.
[01:24:40] All right. I'm trying to buy it. My steam is frozen. There we go.
[01:24:50] Horsie game. Very good. Nada, thanks for the gift sub. Thank you so much. Should I order
[01:25:01] food now? Holy shit, your room is a mess. Yeah, it is, um, it is bad right now. Oh wait,
[01:25:07] Oh wait that was fast! That was a small ass game.
[01:25:10] Turkey Day, thanks for the 10 months!
[01:25:12] Oh!
[01:25:14] What should I get today?
[01:25:20] I don't make it full screen.
[01:25:22] Oh my god.
[01:25:23] Help!
[01:25:23] I have horse oil!
[01:25:25] I'm afraid the treatment cost $62,375.
[01:25:32] Go bet on horse races to make money.
[01:25:37] Drag horse outside trailer to set free.
[01:25:44] What?
[01:25:46] What?
[01:25:48] My house.
[01:25:51] I don't have a horse.
[01:25:56] We'll ask no more.
[01:25:59] Wait.
[01:26:01] I saw a horse.
[01:26:04] Wait, I saw a horse.
[01:26:07] Have you seen the new Luna Snow MVP?
[01:26:10] Reminds me of your parking skills.
[01:26:12] What does that mean? I haven't seen it so I don't know what that means.
[01:26:20] How do I get the horse?
[01:26:23] Bob's one.
[01:26:25] Uh-huh, howdy.
[01:26:27] Why don't pick up a horse if you want to trade.
[01:26:30] I'll sell you Gort for a hundred dollars.
[01:26:34] I only have $50.
[01:26:36] What did I say?
[01:26:38] Progress is my perfect horse.
[01:26:40] I'll only accept $840.
[01:26:43] You got a $50 horse?
[01:26:45] I'll sell you Cloud Connection for $124.
[01:26:47] Four-legged mer-horse for $133.
[01:26:50] I'm too poor!
[01:26:57] Okay, um...
[01:26:59] Oh
[01:27:11] Welcome new player oh
[01:27:14] We pick one pick a horse to win
[01:27:17] shit
[01:27:18] Like guys we got um we got stun muffin ripple ripple flavin frankly my dear an elf
[01:27:25] Elf.
[01:27:28] Who do y'all think?
[01:27:33] Elf?
[01:27:35] Are you sure?
[01:27:37] They all look dense.
[01:27:39] What they're fine, they're just horses.
[01:27:42] I'll pick four.
[01:27:55] One out, don't let me down.
[01:27:57] I don't know how to put my camera up.
[01:28:00] How much will you bet?
[01:28:03] Well, the cheapest horse I can buy is a hundred.
[01:28:09] 100? So shouldn't I just all in?
[01:28:17] Fuck it dude. Oh max bet 20. Okay odds 5 to 1. Price $120? Let's do it
[01:28:27] Ender off!
[01:28:29] AHHHHHH!
[01:28:31] Did she just die?
[01:28:38] Did she die?
[01:29:01] I can't believe you killed a horse on Myers-Burr.
[01:29:29] I did not kill a horse, it fell over on its face and gave up.
[01:29:34] Okay, what do you think?
[01:29:34] Magic Beans, Velveteen, Viva Las Vegas, or Gort?
[01:29:43] We're gonna do Max bet again.
[01:29:45] Wicked sick, thank you for the prime.
[01:29:49] Or Gort.
[01:29:51] I don't, okay, we're gonna bet $10 on Gort.
[01:29:56] Oh, oh, oh.
[01:29:58] Probably six, okay, we're gonna do.
[01:30:03] How do I lower it?
[01:30:04] It's not letting me lower it.
[01:30:06] I can only go up.
[01:30:07] Okay, well, we're betting $18.
[01:30:10] Mac Duff, thanks for 23 months.
[01:30:11] Oh, this is so rigged!
[01:30:16] This is so rigged!
[01:30:23] Oh.
[01:30:26] This is so rigged!
[01:30:35] I only have $12 left!
[01:30:38] YCM, thanks for 19 months.
[01:30:46] Okay, we have elf again. I remember what happened with elf before. We have beeswax,
[01:30:53] sea maraca, and village idiot.
[01:30:56] Dude, we cannot go four again.
[01:30:59] But, I mean, four's gonna win eventually, right?
[01:31:10] How do I even make money if I run out?
[01:31:13] Let's bet four dollars.
[01:31:23] Yes! Oh my god! Yes!
[01:31:25] Yes! There's no way!
[01:31:32] No, no, no, come on!
[01:31:37] Oh my god! Dude, I only paid four dollars though!
[01:31:42] I only paid four dollars!
[01:31:44] Okay, now we have frankly my dear drama queen sneak peek and ribbo flabbin.
[01:31:58] Did frankly my dear win one before?
[01:32:00] I think that frankly my dear won one before.
[01:32:04] Let's do four dollars again.
[01:32:06] Oh five, okay, sure.
[01:32:12] Okay, it's not looking great, but at least he hasn't died yet.
[01:32:22] Go!
[01:32:23] Go!
[01:32:24] Why?
[01:32:25] I can't walk anymore.
[01:32:29] Jeev, come on!
[01:32:33] Jeev, come on!
[01:32:48] Okay, what else can I do in this game? Maybe I need to make more money. Bring a horse here
[01:32:58] if you want to race. Okay, um, how do I get my... Do I just have to bet to make enough
[01:33:03] to get a horse? Like, how do I get more money if I run out? I'm scared, guys. Buy a lasso.
[01:33:16] It's $50! I'm too poor!
[01:33:21] Okay, we'll make enough money to buy a lasso then we'll go find a horse.
[01:33:33] Maybe you should stop wasting money on horses and get a real job?
[01:33:37] No! Wait, Village Idiot has won one before!
[01:33:42] Oh, Ed!
[01:33:44] This might be such a mistake.
[01:33:46] I
[01:34:16] Guys I have four dollars.
[01:34:21] I'm going to bet on this one.
[01:34:24] Maya culpa.
[01:34:30] The one I bet on is literally going backwards.
[01:34:32] Danco!
[01:34:33] What is this?
[01:34:34] He's like...
[01:34:35] I suck at horse petting.
[01:34:36] You're a good man.
[01:34:37] What is this?
[01:34:38] He's like,
[01:34:41] I suck at horse petting.
[01:34:52] You're bad, it's just luck!
[01:34:54] Isn't it just luck?
[01:34:55] How am I bad at being lucky?
[01:35:01] I'm gonna make you guys pick the horses.
[01:35:04] I have to play again.
[01:35:07] Why your horse died?
[01:35:14] They're still going!
[01:35:19] Dude, they're not even fast!
[01:35:27] Kevlar, thanks for six months and Crash, thanks for two months.
[01:35:33] Dude, why are these horses so slow?
[01:35:45] Okay guys, do you think maybe we should just restart the same file?
[01:35:59] Is it cooked?
[01:36:00] Okay, you guys pick this time.
[01:36:02] I've won with Drama Queen before, but who are we thinking?
[01:36:07] Pick one, I'm gonna all in!
[01:36:13] Three?
[01:36:15] Windy, okay.
[01:36:17] All in.
[01:36:19] I feel like I get $18 for this.
[01:36:24] You guys actually grieved me, I was gonna pick Drama Queen.
[01:36:29] Wait, there's a chance though.
[01:36:32] Thank you for the sub, Wendy!
[01:36:39] You're all just giving up!
[01:36:46] Howdy partner, it looks like you could use some cash.
[01:36:58] Flip this dung into the Cardinal Paying 50 bucks.
[01:37:05] I found a horse!
[01:37:31] I got a horse!
[01:37:36] Okay, I'm gonna bring my horse to the track!
[01:37:54] It's $525!
[01:38:01] It's just, it's name is just horse.
[01:38:04] Can I change it's name?
[01:38:06] Why is this one like a bumblebee?
[01:38:09] Okay, $500 if he wins.
[01:38:16] Don't, don't, don't you dare, don't you fucking dare tip over!
[01:38:20] Don't you fucking dare!
[01:38:22] Oh my god!
[01:38:28] There's no one, come on, please!
[01:38:30] What the fuck is this?
[01:38:32] What the fuck is this?
[01:38:34] What the fuck is this?
[01:38:36] No!
[01:38:38] Come on dude!
[01:39:00] That's just a giraffe.
[01:39:20] I'm going all in on the giraffe!
[01:39:34] Wait, he's kinda nasty!
[01:39:37] He's kinda nasty!
[01:39:39] Oh shit!
[01:39:41] Captain Morgan, thanks for the 11 months.
[01:39:44] He's kinda nasty!
[01:39:47] 120 dollars!
[01:39:50] Oh my gosh!
[01:39:54] Wait, we should do something with this money.
[01:39:56] Let's go to the store.
[01:39:59] Let's raise the stakes.
[01:40:01] Wait, it's not letting me leave.
[01:40:05] Am I stuck?
[01:40:07] Oh, there we go.
[01:40:08] I don't know, it's working.
[01:40:11] Better luck next race.
[01:40:14] Go home and rest your horses first.
[01:40:17] Okay.
[01:40:20] What is this?
[01:40:22] Oh, he's hungry.
[01:40:25] Oh, I feed him.
[01:40:28] Horse egg.
[01:40:30] Clibbler, thanks for nine months.
[01:40:32] Horse is too hungry.
[01:40:34] There you go.
[01:40:36] Eat.
[01:40:38] Eat my child.
[01:40:40] Wait, it's half a heart.
[01:40:42] Is this for making more horses?
[01:40:44] No.
[01:40:46] No.
[01:40:48] Is this for making more horses?
[01:40:53] Why, Vern, thanks for five months.
[01:40:55] Wait, we should get, oh, horses, horses.
[01:40:59] What's this shovel for?
[01:41:05] Horses.
[01:41:08] Yes.
[01:41:11] Yes.
[01:41:11] Wait, why is there a skull?
[01:41:22] Why does this horse have the- what do the blue dots mean?
[01:41:28] He's dead?
[01:41:29] What do I- what do I do with him?
[01:41:40] I didn't know, I wasted my lasso!
[01:41:44] It was literally upside down,
[01:41:45] I thought he was just doing that to the blue factory,
[01:41:48] but can I, is that a thing?
[01:41:53] Oh my God, saloon.
[01:42:00] Is there like a graveyard?
[01:42:01] Oh, we're yonder acres.
[01:42:04] I'll take care of your old horses for $100.
[01:42:07] I don't have that kind of money.
[01:42:10] normal suburban house good day good afternoon neighbor good day but lovely
[01:42:17] weather might rain might not good day this is weird
[01:42:26] is there like a horse graveyard or something I say Hola to you amigo como
[01:42:35] Oh, and us, what does that mean?
[01:42:43] I say they're part of that horse looks none too healthy to me.
[01:42:46] Matter of fact, I reckon it's done and gone.
[01:42:49] Up to horse heaven if you catch my drift.
[01:42:53] So what am I supposed to do?
[01:42:55] Oh, that's a long ass horse, I wish I had a lasso.
[01:42:57] Oh, is it?
[01:43:05] Why does one have no head?
[01:43:11] Goodbye dead horse
[01:43:18] That's two tails. Welcome to the crisper lab. The power is out again. Find a way to restore power
[01:43:27] I'm lost. How do I open the whole map? Can I even do that? I don't know how to get back home.
[01:43:39] Oh.
[01:43:45] Sue's Glooze?
[01:43:48] What is Sue's Glooze?
[01:43:57] Well, I already dropped off that horse, so.
[01:44:01] It's so nice to see you.
[01:44:07] Why are there apples in here?
[01:44:09] Oh.
[01:44:09] I guess they're not the horses.
[01:44:15] Yeah, I could have made some money.
[01:44:20] Let's take the horses to the racetrack.
[01:44:33] This whole thing is twith.
[01:44:35] Christopherious horsemanus.
[01:44:40] All right.
[01:44:41] All right.
[01:44:43] That one was mine.
[01:44:57] So like what am I doing wrong?
[01:45:05] Why do my horses suck?
[01:45:15] He did it last time, but he almost made it to the end, he just had a little oopsies,
[01:45:19] this time he just instantly killed himself.
[01:45:24] Look for horses with legs and, better legs and feet.
[01:45:28] How do I know if it's good legs and good feet?
[01:45:41] We're going to bet on the giraffe again.
[01:45:46] Hmm
[01:45:56] Dude he's so goaded what the fuck just don't just don't wipe out at the end
[01:46:08] Ketter stop he's trying to open the window do you hate living here that much
[01:46:16] Okay, so what kind of lake should I be looking for?
[01:46:23] Like probably not these like little block feet, right?
[01:46:28] Maybe like big, big feet, not too long, or maybe like kind of long, I don't know.
[01:46:39] Straight thick.
[01:46:40] The worst cloud connection is horrible.
[01:46:48] Let's do...
[01:46:51] Two for Tuesday!
[01:46:52] Cheddar, stop!
[01:46:54] Where's your problem?
[01:46:56] Stop!
[01:47:01] Okay.
[01:47:04] Eleven dollars.
[01:47:10] Yeah, Cheddar? No! How do I always pick the worst horse? Unless it's the giraffe!
[01:47:33] I don't know.
[01:47:40] Okay, definitely not Nobby, right?
[01:48:03] like his legs are broken.
[01:48:05] Maybe the stick leg one.
[01:48:07] Ah.
[01:48:11] How is it Nobby dude?
[01:48:21] How is Nobby winning?
[01:48:26] Ah.
[01:48:33] Okay, what's wrong with our- okay, we're gonna make this one do it.
[01:48:44] This one's got giant feet.
[01:48:47] It could be fine.
[01:48:53] This one just looks like a cat.
[01:48:58] I
[01:49:00] That's my forces suck!
[01:49:29] We got broke we have to try to get at least 50 bucks
[01:49:47] I gotta get more lassos we got to find some horses
[01:49:56] Come on
[01:49:58] Christopher! Come on!
[01:50:02] $100. Let's fucking go!
[01:50:06] Okay, we're out of here.
[01:50:10] Okay, these two horses I have kind of suck. Let's see if we can find a good horse.
[01:50:14] I have to buy lassoes.
[01:50:18] Blue them? Both of them?
[01:50:22] Do them? Both of them?
[01:50:24] But they're sleeping so peacefully.
[01:50:28] You think they're that worthless?
[01:50:32] What's this? Bubblespush.
[01:50:34] Buns! These horses are useless.
[01:50:36] Take my horses and breed a racer with them.
[01:50:39] If you bring me a horse that descends from either...
[01:50:42] NAR?
[01:50:44] NAR?
[01:50:46] Delicious or mozzarella.
[01:50:49] I'll give you $2,000, but you must prove it's fast.
[01:50:53] Your horse must win a race at the track, and it must have big ears exactly like these
[01:50:57] duds.
[01:50:58] Er, darlings.
[01:50:59] Hop to it.
[01:51:00] Wait, these are his rabbits.
[01:51:03] Wait, I have to make a horse from these?
[01:51:09] Uh, okay, dude.
[01:51:13] Where's the glue factory?
[01:51:18] So like...
[01:51:48] Dude, these rabbits can't do shit.
[01:51:55] How am I supposed to make a wedding horse out of them?
[01:52:03] I don't understand.
[01:52:06] Where's the glue factory?
[01:52:12] I don't remember where it was.
[01:52:14] It's a lot. Okay.
[01:52:16] Can I breed the raccoons with the horses?
[01:52:20] That's what I'm all confused about.
[01:52:24] Yeah, oh god.
[01:52:28] I don't remember where it was.
[01:52:30] I don't remember where it was.
[01:52:32] I don't remember where it was.
[01:52:34] I don't remember where it was.
[01:52:36] I don't remember where it was.
[01:52:38] Yeah, oh god.
[01:52:42] Sorry, I don't have a where to go.
[01:52:47] Where the fuck is the glue factory?
[01:52:58] Oh, this is it, I think.
[01:52:59] Yeah, that is it.
[01:53:01] Mikey, thanks for 14 months.
[01:53:03] Hi, Mikey.
[01:53:04] I hope you've been doing okay.
[01:53:08] I've been doing great.
[01:53:21] Yo, I'm the last thanks for the five months.
[01:53:23] Five months. Kind of cheap.
[01:53:25] Okay, let's find some new horses to wrangle up.
[01:53:40] I saw some interesting looking ones top left.
[01:53:46] Where are the horses at?
[01:53:53] Horseys, oh shit.
[01:54:02] Is this one dead?
[01:54:03] No, it's not dead.
[01:54:05] Okay, it has- wait, this one's got some thick legs.
[01:54:12] Why is there a lot of no head?
[01:54:19] There's no long-ass neck.
[01:54:24] Uh, that one's got real thick legs.
[01:54:32] They're all bunched up.
[01:54:34] Dude, get away from each other.
[01:54:39] Get the long neck.
[01:54:42] True, I do remember the giraffes doing really well.
[01:54:46] Got to get the long neck one.
[01:54:48] All right.
[01:54:52] Now, we'll go back home.
[01:54:58] Let the rabbits rest and then maybe try to breed a new horse.
[01:55:08] test them? You think I should test them before I before I try to breed them?
[01:55:13] I guess that seems smart right? You don't want to spend time uh...
[01:55:18] Oh the horse that's not good. Okay. Let me let the rabbits rest first though.
[01:55:28] Horse is hungry.
[01:55:29] Okay, to the racetrack to prove your worth.
[01:55:40] Wait, they're both hungry.
[01:55:43] What we just...
[01:55:46] Green carpet to test.
[01:55:48] Oh, they're all hungry.
[01:55:52] Will they starve if I don't feed them?
[01:55:54] I mean, they must, right?
[01:55:55] Okay, we gotta go buy food.
[01:55:58] I hate those 150. Let's buy three Hayes for now.
[01:56:12] There you go. Enjoy.
[01:56:24] And he's kinda slow, but he moves.
[01:56:28] And then...
[01:56:33] Why are you going backwards?
[01:56:35] This one is glue, like it has to be right.
[01:57:03] I mean, this time he did okay, I mean, we don't want like an unreliable horse, you know?
[01:57:11] Like, this one's slow, but he seems pretty stable, you know?
[01:57:19] Uh, mozzarella.
[01:57:27] I can name it!
[01:57:30] What do we name it?
[01:57:33] Oh shit!
[01:57:37] Cow, bro.
[01:57:41] Chorm.
[01:57:43] Uhhhhhhm.
[01:57:46] It-
[01:57:49] Okay, this one's Chorm.
[01:57:52] Oh, I can name all of them. What I could name the long neck one.
[01:57:59] Uhhh.
[01:58:00] I'ma name him.
[01:58:01] Pop a chorm.
[01:58:03] The mozzarella.
[01:58:06] Okay, we have chorm.
[01:58:08] Ooh, baby.
[01:58:14] Chorm's all grown up!
[01:58:16] Okay, how good are you, chorm?
[01:58:20] Uh, maybe he won't look hungry.
[01:58:23] Let's get some more food.
[01:58:25] We're running out.
[01:58:27] Wait, if this one's gonna be gloob,
[01:58:30] Should we really feed it?
[01:58:34] It's not kind of a waste.
[01:58:36] Hobsy, thanks for 20 months.
[01:58:48] Okay, we're gonna...
[01:58:57] It's not like brick feet.
[01:59:00] He's kind of slow, but I mean, it's not the worst.
[01:59:07] He seems kind of solid, yeah, why is it like an armbark?
[01:59:11] Charm.
[01:59:13] Charm.
[01:59:14] Okay, we're gonna go on a little trip.
[01:59:17] We're gonna take the gray horse to the glue factory.
[01:59:25] If I can remember where it is.
[01:59:28] And then we're gonna go take Chorm to the race track.
[01:59:32] Am I going the right way?
[01:59:41] What do you want?
[01:59:44] I ain't never sellin' Browser Steel.
[01:59:47] Okay.
[01:59:49] I ain't never sellin' Nostral Domus.
[01:59:52] I ain't never sellin' Battlehawk.
[01:59:54] I ain't never sellin' Viva Lars Vegas.
[01:59:56] I never sell in Dersh, okay?
[01:59:58] My bad.
[02:00:12] Guys, I've lost! How do I not remember anything it is?
[02:00:19] I can't even afford to enter the horse race right now. You need $25.
[02:00:26] Am I going the right way?
[02:00:33] It's next to the water.
[02:00:38] This seems like I'm so poor.
[02:00:49] I'm so poor.
[02:00:59] I'm lost.
[02:01:16] This is how I feel in real life too with no GPS.
[02:01:31] Oh my god, I found it!
[02:01:43] Well, now we can afford to enter the race.
[02:01:46] Okay, it's down right of the track.
[02:01:53] All right, Chorm, do us proud.
[02:01:57] Come on, Chorm, you got the shortest, thickest legs
[02:02:00] and those weird square feet.
[02:02:04] Come on, Chorm, you're...
[02:02:08] Oh, oh, hey, oh.
[02:02:11] He's barely moving, but they're moving even worse.
[02:02:14] Torb, come on, Torb, no, Torb.
[02:02:31] He can do it, he can do it.
[02:02:33] Come on, lock in.
[02:02:34] Boy, his neck was longer.
[02:02:36] He's pulled into the lead.
[02:02:39] Come on, Torb, we're gonna send you to the blue factory.
[02:02:44] Oh my God, Preston is warmer!
[02:02:47] Yes!
[02:02:48] Yes!
[02:02:49] No!
[02:02:50] No!
[02:02:51] He's not going anywhere.
[02:03:04] I feel like he could win though!
[02:03:11] I feel like he could win!
[02:03:23] Okay, let's do one bet, so I can at least like reset back to 50.
[02:03:28] Brett Davies, thanks for 11 months.
[02:03:31] Wait, there's five!
[02:03:36] Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[02:03:38] Remember how fast Village Idiot was?
[02:03:43] Let me try that.
[02:03:47] It's fucking crusted.
[02:03:57] Oh my god.
[02:03:58] Oh my god, there's hope.
[02:04:01] No! No! Come on!
[02:04:03] No!
[02:04:07] How did you fumble right at the end?
[02:04:17] Okay, now I have to shovel shits again.
[02:04:20] Wait, Papa Chorm, what does this mean?
[02:04:35] He has a rocking chair.
[02:04:37] Do I have to send him to the retirement home?
[02:04:40] Oh my god.
[02:04:44] But we need to make a better chore.
[02:04:58] Glue him?
[02:05:05] But Papa Chore has the good genes.
[02:05:09] What about just one more child?
[02:05:19] The horse is too old!
[02:05:20] Okay, well we have to...
[02:05:22] Shor must be a father, then I guess.
[02:05:29] Okay, what do we name this one?
[02:05:34] Light bubbles, thank you for the prime.
[02:05:39] Maybe I'll name it Chor-Met glue.
[02:05:44] Okay, what do we name this one?
[02:05:49] Light bubbles, thank you for the prime.
[02:05:54] glue. So uncreative. Alright, Shorm Jr. And I guess we can take Papa Shorm to the retirement
[02:06:06] home as well. Which I think is up here.
[02:06:11] Last time I was here you were playing the weird streamer house game of now this. Why
[02:06:16] always somewhere in the thing?
[02:06:18] Because um, this subsunday people pick what games I play. Horses like to be scratched
[02:06:23] Look at your hand over at the scratch it, try it.
[02:06:27] Papa Chorum likes it.
[02:06:32] $100 to retire the...
[02:06:36] We gotta make some money today.
[02:06:38] Chorum Jr., you better fucking fly on the racetrack.
[02:06:44] I can't even afford to do it.
[02:06:50] Alright, who you guys got your money on?
[02:06:53] Why is Gertie got this like creepy white eye?
[02:07:01] Two?
[02:07:08] Durst, bro, Durst sucks.
[02:07:11] I've seen him in action.
[02:07:17] It's about on three.
[02:07:23] Seed!
[02:07:53] This game dude.
[02:08:06] Horses they're all starving.
[02:08:09] Maybe we give Chorm another chance.
[02:08:13] As long as I'm too hey.
[02:08:15] I might just have to glue swarm guys because I can't afford to feed my other horses.
[02:08:27] Can't rear the bunnies, but I have to make a prize, a prize horse.
[02:08:41] All right, Chorm Junior, you better fly.
[02:08:48] NEEEE!
[02:09:09] They're so slow, Tan! They're so slow!
[02:09:18] He could win, but Limberloaf is faster.
[02:09:25] Limberloaf, I hope you fall over, bro.
[02:09:30] Oh my god, no.
[02:09:35] Come on.
[02:09:37] Come on.
[02:09:40] You can do it.
[02:09:41] Come on.
[02:09:42] Come on.
[02:09:43] Come on.
[02:09:44] Come on.
[02:09:45] Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
[02:09:59] Hi, Cheddar.
[02:10:01] It's so over, it's so over.
[02:10:06] How the fuck am I supposed to make a prize-winning horse?
[02:10:15] Out of a fucking rabbit, dude!
[02:10:24] Come on, Nobby! Holy shit! Wait, he's flying!
[02:10:36] Nice, we got some money!
[02:10:40] I think I still can't afford to, uh...
[02:10:45] Hmm.
[02:10:51] We're gonna enter Chorm again.
[02:10:55] Okay.
[02:10:57] But speed demon is here.
[02:11:05] Dude, Chorm is so slow.
[02:11:07] Oh, wait, but there's a chance.
[02:11:10] What?
[02:11:11] Wait, they can get back up?
[02:11:15] How can they get back up?
[02:11:19] Maybe it's like a genetic perk or something.
[02:11:25] Dude, see, Maraka, stay down, you fucking bitch!
[02:11:31] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god, it's neck and neck.
[02:11:34] Oh my god. No! Speed demon!
[02:11:37] the giraffe sexy molasses okay we're making all our money back unless
[02:11:50] Navi is somehow faster holy shit he's just way too fucking good bro you always
[02:11:59] bet on the giraffe. You always bet on the giraffe. He's too good. Holy shit.
[02:12:09] Nobby, slow down!
[02:12:14] $80.
[02:12:23] I think Viva Lars Vegas is really good.
[02:12:27] Trying to make big money.
[02:12:36] Dude, Viva Lars Vegas, you're letting me down.
[02:12:39] We got catching up
[02:12:47] Slow and steady slow and steady slow and steady. Oh my god
[02:12:55] Okay, keep up the pace keep up the pace
[02:13:01] Come on come on dude, you're in the lead the final dude come on
[02:13:06] C'mon! C'mon! NOOO!
[02:13:08] C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
[02:13:10] Dude, VivaLar's Vegas looks like Scooby-Doo!
[02:13:17] Dude, this is the richest I've ever been!
[02:13:23] Do they have more of a pay?
[02:13:24] I need more pay.
[02:13:32] Alright, I should have bought the hay bale, fuck.
[02:13:36] Wait, you know what I could do?
[02:13:40] I could retire Chorm.
[02:13:45] Should I retire Papa Chorm, or should I send him to the glue factory for money?
[02:13:55] Cheers on.
[02:13:56] Really?
[02:13:57] Glue him?
[02:13:58] We would do that to Papa Chorm.
[02:14:03] We would do that to Papa Chorm, the OG?
[02:14:10] $20.
[02:14:11] Oh, good grief.
[02:14:12] Okay.
[02:14:13] Um...
[02:14:14] What's the shovel for the last time?
[02:14:17] I think it's a shovel.
[02:14:19] No.
[02:14:20] No.
[02:14:21] I don't think so.
[02:14:22] I think it's a shovel.
[02:14:24] It's a shovel.
[02:14:26] No.
[02:14:27] I don't think so.
[02:14:29] No.
[02:14:30] I don't think so.
[02:14:32] I think it's a shovel.
[02:14:34] I don't think so.
[02:14:35] I don't think so.
[02:14:37] What's the shovel for?
[02:14:55] We gotta get a better horse to breed with these rabbits, dude.
[02:14:58] Chorm Jr. and Chorm are, okay no, actually we're gonna breed the rabbit out of them.
[02:15:03] We're gonna find another horse, lasso it,
[02:15:06] and then breed it with Chorm or Chorm Jr.
[02:15:08] Okay, I don't know, how do I tell if a horse is good?
[02:15:20] Like this one's got like, interesting feet.
[02:15:27] Yeah, angular feet, but they're a little bent.
[02:15:33] They need to look like a giraffe, well, um, I haven't found any giraffes, so yeah.
[02:15:43] Well, I found one that looks like a giraffe, but what is wrong with this one?
[02:15:54] He's perfect, get him.
[02:15:56] But this one's so...
[02:15:58] There's still the headless horse.
[02:16:01] Wait, there's this one that's a box AND a giraffe!
[02:16:04] Dude, this is such a terrible idea!
[02:16:06] Get him, he's OP!
[02:16:12] I'm taking you home!
[02:16:16] To make babies with my other...
[02:16:19] rabbit descendant horse.
[02:16:24] Sherling thinks for eight months.
[02:16:26] Oh my god, this is so stupid.
[02:16:35] Oh, they're all hungry.
[02:16:47] Okay, um, we're gonna get rid of the rabbits.
[02:16:53] We just have to breed from...
[02:16:55] Okay, who's better, Chorm or Chorm Jr.?
[02:16:58] Dude, this horse looks so stupid.
[02:17:01] These horses are hungry.
[02:17:06] Okay, I guess we have to take the rabbits to the glue factory.
[02:17:13] No other choice.
[02:17:17] They need the rabbit ears? Are you sure?
[02:17:20] Maybe I should keep the rabbits then because I only have one with rabbit ears.
[02:17:26] Oh what the fuck?
[02:17:29] Well gonna Clyde's rides.
[02:17:31] I'm Clyde and these are my rides.
[02:17:33] We got new cars.
[02:17:35] I'm way too full for this.
[02:17:37] Just keep one.
[02:17:38] Okay.
[02:17:40] Then we have to decide which ones to glue.
[02:17:44] Oh wait, but they're getting old anyway.
[02:17:51] I don't have a lot of time then.
[02:17:54] Um, I'm gonna keep mozzarella, I think.
[02:18:01] Seven dollars.
[02:18:07] What have I done?
[02:18:13] What am I supposed to do?
[02:18:23] Okay, it is, um, this one's so stupid, dude, he can't even stand up.
[02:18:43] That's a winner right there, that's a champion!
[02:19:04] Why did I pick this one up?
[02:19:06] I'm such an idiot dude.
[02:19:08] Phoenix, thanks for the six months.
[02:19:10] Okay, but listen, think about this.
[02:19:14] Shorm and Shorm Jr. are too long.
[02:19:17] This guy is too short, so you just combine them.
[02:19:24] And now we have a normal horse that doesn't have rabbit ears.
[02:19:27] It's supposed to have rabbit ears, right?
[02:19:33] Did y'all say it's supposed to have rabbit ears?
[02:19:36] Hell, may I go buy some more hay?
[02:19:40] And then we'll try again tomorrow.
[02:19:45] We're just going to make them go crazy.
[02:19:48] Okay, horse looks pretty normal.
[02:19:55] Let's do horse.
[02:19:57] This one?
[02:19:58] Oh, they're hungry, bro.
[02:20:02] How long did the hay bales last?
[02:20:04] Are the hay bales permanent?
[02:20:06] Can I just invest in the hay bale?
[02:20:09] There's no way I'm supposed to always be feeding them this much, right?
[02:20:18] Oh, it's 25? Okay.
[02:20:22] Okay, no more horse. We're gonna make the baby and this one.
[02:20:26] Okay.
[02:20:27] This is fucked up.
[02:20:29] No rabbit ears still!
[02:20:34] Okay, um...
[02:20:39] This one seems fine, right?
[02:21:03] Wait you're kinda good!
[02:21:04] Wait this one's kinda good!
[02:21:06] Okay, so maybe if we take that one and also, um,
[02:21:12] greet it with the rabbit one more time?
[02:21:16] Wait, I didn't name this one so I remember.
[02:21:18] Uh, cow.
[02:21:21] Okay, this one's cow.
[02:21:24] Rabbit.
[02:21:29] Horse is too old.
[02:21:32] The rabbit's too old.
[02:21:37] Can I get another rabbit from the rabbit place? Korean Chicken Man, thanks for the two years!
[02:21:48] You can clone her?
[02:21:52] We're gonna make Cal race.
[02:21:54] Do Korean Fried Chicken sounds good. I haven't ordered my food yet.
[02:22:02] All right, cow. Don't let me down.
[02:22:07] Okay.
[02:22:15] Oh my god, wait, this is our first good horse.
[02:22:18] Dude, we need to try to make more cows, for sure.
[02:22:23] Dude, cow is so good! Cow's amazing!
[02:22:27] Wow! This is the richest we've ever been!
[02:22:32] Okay, for sure we want to get a bail. Save money.
[02:22:38] Yeah, save some money.
[02:22:42] Uh...
[02:22:45] Maybe I can buy a good horse.
[02:22:48] Sweet Peek Gort.
[02:22:51] Speed Demon? Okay, maybe I...
[02:22:53] How much is Speed Demon?
[02:22:55] 800? I would say we can buy a good horse and then breed it with um, with cow.
[02:23:03] Perhaps.
[02:23:08] So maybe we'll, we'll race, we'll rest, make cow race again.
[02:23:13] Farewell.
[02:23:14] Watch for Noah.
[02:23:20] $9.
[02:23:25] Alright, everyone's hungry. There you go. Sleep. Alright, Cat, we're gonna need you
[02:23:39] to go race again. We need this badly. I should probably get rid of- dude, I have to get rid
[02:23:47] this horse. You are glue, I'm sorry. And Charm? And Charm, Junior, you gotta go. I'm sorry,
[02:23:56] you gotta go. They're just eating all the hay. They suck, dude. They can't race for
[02:24:05] shit. Goodbye, Charm, Junior. Goodbye. Oh, he has the ears. Wait, you're right. I should
[02:24:13] Save Chorm Jr.
[02:24:15] Trash Panda, thanks for 11 months!
[02:24:17] But this one...
[02:24:22] You can't stay stable even on the conveyor belt.
[02:24:43] Don't worry guys, Chorm will be reborn, we'll make a new Chorm.
[02:24:52] That is worthy of the name.
[02:24:55] Alright, cow get in there!
[02:24:59] Wait, bring your winningest horse for the race of champions!
[02:25:03] Turn 50!
[02:25:05] I mean, cow is pretty good, but it's cow that good.
[02:25:14] Okay, but let's say like we lose, then we know he can't do it and we can just spam the
[02:25:21] $500 one.
[02:25:22] You have a trophy on the gun?
[02:25:24] Oh, he can take the trophy?
[02:25:26] Nice.
[02:25:27] Oh, your horse is one too races.
[02:25:31] Okay, so he has to do this one.
[02:25:34] Come on, Cow! Come on, Cow!
[02:25:41] Start it up! Come on, Cow!
[02:25:45] Dude, he's so goaded!
[02:25:47] Oh! No, no, no! Don't you dare! Don't you fucking dare!
[02:25:50] That's right! Your feet stay on the ground! Stay on the ground!
[02:25:54] Yeah!
[02:25:56] Dude, Cow is so good!
[02:25:59] Oh my god.
[02:26:04] Um, you know, we don't even need to do this.
[02:26:09] Okay, let's um...
[02:26:16] I guess we should have Cow and Chorm Jr. try to make a child at some point.
[02:26:23] Oh by speed demon you're right speed demon and cow speed demon and cow her child will
[02:26:33] be amazing.
[02:26:38] There's a dead horse there.
[02:26:48] It's gonna go crazy.
[02:26:54] Make the perfect child.
[02:26:57] Okay.
[02:26:58] Excellent.
[02:26:59] And then we race them all tomorrow!
[02:27:04] Why foo pee dog thanks for the tier 3 18 months. Thank you. Why is one of them stuck off to the side?
[02:27:15] Dude speed demon is stuck off the screen
[02:27:21] Okay, thank God. I was like dude, there's no way
[02:27:27] Speed demon
[02:27:29] Cow and then this is their baby
[02:27:31] No, this is their baby. Oh, what we named the baby?
[02:27:36] Um, okay.
[02:27:39] Oh wait, I can't see Trud.
[02:27:41] No?
[02:27:42] Cowteen.
[02:27:44] Turnbull, thanks for 14 months.
[02:27:47] Devil cow.
[02:27:50] Even cow.
[02:27:56] It's a cow.
[02:27:57] Oh, I left it at my home.
[02:27:59] I'm gonna count even come on to the off to the race as we go off to the race as we go
[02:28:07] all right I'm broke
[02:28:17] I'm gonna bet on Preston because Preston beat me before.
[02:28:34] I lost to this.
[02:28:52] Dude, Cal would have cleared these losers.
[02:28:55] Fuck!
[02:28:58] It's fine, I can get 50 bucks from this guy.
[02:29:05] Wait, I can sell my trophy?
[02:29:10] Okay.
[02:29:11] Speed Demon, let's fucking go.
[02:29:15] Oh, there's five now?
[02:29:21] Speed Demon!
[02:29:28] What the fuck was that dude this is such fucking by Velveteen do you think he does that every
[02:29:48] time though?
[02:29:51] Dude, we gotta figure out who has Velveteen and buy that horse.
[02:29:57] Okay, cow demon, you got this, you got this.
[02:30:05] Your parents are two amazing fast horses!
[02:30:35] Okay, cow, you better bring it home.
[02:30:56] I can't afford to enter him in the champions.
[02:31:00] We need this money, though.
[02:31:02] Okay, come on, cow!
[02:31:04] Bring it home!
[02:31:11] Dude, cow is such a goat, dude, what the fuck?
[02:31:15] Cow is so good!
[02:31:18] How is- how is their baby so shitty?
[02:31:22] Okay, at least we made something today.
[02:31:25] Okay, what was the name of that insane horse that we lost to?
[02:31:32] Velveteen. Okay, I think there's a couple other ranches. Okay, Wallaby Ranch. You have
[02:31:42] Velveteen. No. Okay. I can't fucking bullet the circus. Step right up. Freaks, $10 Acrobat,
[02:32:00] Grampling, strong horse, driving.
[02:32:05] I'll have to come back later.
[02:32:16] I think there was a ranch in the northeast area as well.
[02:32:21] That's your hometown.
[02:32:24] No, it's not.
[02:32:27] Is anything up here?
[02:32:30] The dead horse, it's one of those stupid tall horses.
[02:32:45] Preston.
[02:32:49] Yo, Victor, thanks for the 10 months.
[02:32:57] I'm not seeing Velveteen.
[02:33:03] Stationery was good.
[02:33:05] Maybe I'll go back and buy Stationery,
[02:33:07] but I want to see if I can find Velveteen first.
[02:33:21] Oh, we're down here.
[02:33:27] Nothing down here.
[02:33:32] Okay, but the thing is, Velveteen won because of like some weird bouncing shit, like, would
[02:33:43] Velveteen have good babies?
[02:33:44] I don't know.
[02:33:45] Hold abandoned track.
[02:33:47] Uh, off the comeback here, none of my horses can race.
[02:33:54] Get car upgrades? Oh, true, I could try to get a better car.
[02:33:59] Is there nothing this way? It's not going to go back left.
[02:34:07] Yo, oh, thank you for the 10 gifted! Thanks, oh!
[02:34:11] Thank you, thank you, thank you! Oh, we hit the sub goal! Thank you so much!
[02:34:15] Thank you!
[02:34:18] Thank you, thank you, thank you!
[02:34:21] I don't see anything else.
[02:34:25] Yo, Liza!
[02:34:26] Thanks for six months!
[02:34:28] Hello!
[02:34:29] Hello!
[02:34:30] I'm doing research.
[02:34:32] Uh, tools.
[02:34:33] Is this a gun?
[02:34:42] You can shoot bad horses.
[02:34:47] I did not...
[02:34:50] This map shows every horse on Horsy Island.
[02:34:56] Okay, I mean, if I see one of those tall, weird horses, it's on site.
[02:35:00] I'm sorry, but it is.
[02:35:07] They're a threat to the gene pool.
[02:35:10] They're too tall and too narrow.
[02:35:15] You guys look fine.
[02:35:17] Says you!
[02:35:18] My bad, bro.
[02:35:20] What is this? Huh, okay I guess I can't go past this point. I don't, I don't know
[02:35:32] where Velveteen is, guys. I might just not be able to get it.
[02:35:37] Yo, he who follows rabbits, thanks for the sub.
[02:35:53] That's what he's said to do, if you see a horse that sucks, you shoot it.
[02:35:59] You guys are lucky I'm out of...
[02:36:06] Is this what you're supposed to do?
[02:36:13] Is this what the game's said to do?
[02:36:20] You know?
[02:36:25] Why does it say 39?
[02:36:32] Is it food?
[02:36:50] I mean, that saves us a lot of money, honestly.
[02:36:57] Alright, cow and a Chorm- ah, Chorm Jr.
[02:37:06] Well, we failed the rabbit ears quest guys, Chorm Jr. is too old.
[02:37:10] Alright, cow and speed demon, let's see if you guys can make a better child.
[02:37:16] Okay, cow demon, you are high key, you're glue.
[02:37:33] This one.
[02:37:39] Cow and shorm junior.
[02:37:42] This one could be okay.
[02:37:43] I'll call this one Shorm 2. I could try racing him.
[02:37:49] And this one is um...
[02:37:53] Ed queso diablo.
[02:37:59] Wait, they're not eating the flesh.
[02:38:05] So what is this for then?
[02:38:10] race cow and shi- oh sure sure we gotta we gotta like cow race in the in the
[02:38:15] champions cow demon is the one that's glue right we don't want cow demon
[02:38:23] cow demon was fucking trash it's horrible wait you so you can clone them
[02:38:32] how do I clone them
[02:38:40] Okay, the lab.
[02:38:50] Uh, where's the lab?
[02:38:58] It's near here, right?
[02:39:03] Any luck?
[02:39:08] Um, I don't have his rabbits anymore.
[02:39:17] Guys, where's the lab?
[02:39:28] It's east.
[02:39:33] Frick, if I knew about that, I would have cloned the rabbits.
[02:39:37] Oh, here we go. This is it, right? Yeah.
[02:39:41] The power's out again. Find a way to restore power.
[02:39:45] Well, um, I'm gonna follow the power lines, I guess.
[02:39:56] And maybe we'll find something.
[02:39:59] Dead horse?
[02:40:09] Winnie.
[02:40:14] Oh, that one's bad as hell.
[02:40:19] Okay, how do I get around this?
[02:40:24] So quiet out here. What happened to the music?
[02:40:30] Kind of scary.
[02:40:34] The power applies no function. Now they're going to get the turbine to spin.
[02:40:42] Don't worry, buried all the plutonium.
[02:40:54] Shorm Junior, it's your turn to- it's your time to shine.
[02:40:58] Dude, he can't even do it.
[02:41:02] Is this the official live and not a re-upload?
[02:41:08] Yes, okay, dude, Shorm Junior, you're useless!
[02:41:18] Oh my god.
[02:41:19] Alright, this is a job for cow.
[02:41:24] Yes, yes cat dude cow is just perfect dude come on come on get back up come on
[02:41:33] No
[02:41:40] You can do it yes
[02:41:45] The power has been restored I can take the pochoni. I'm like oh
[02:41:51] Wait, do I have to leave the horse then?
[02:41:54] Maybe I can trick it.
[02:42:01] What?
[02:42:02] Chorn Jr. on there?
[02:42:10] Oh my god.
[02:42:15] I just want to leave it.
[02:42:17] We'll stay on.
[02:42:18] But won't they take Cal?
[02:42:20] I need Cal.
[02:42:21] We have to enter him into the prize.
[02:42:23] The champion race today and clone him
[02:42:41] Shorm 2
[02:42:43] Come on, Shorm 2.
[02:42:50] Come on.
[02:42:52] Dude, someone's gonna stay here.
[02:42:54] That isn't cow.
[02:42:58] Okay, I'm sorry, Shorm 2.
[02:43:03] We have to leave you here.
[02:43:05] I'm so sorry, but your father is more important.
[02:43:12] Goodbye, Chorm 2. Well, guys, we're gonna have to make a Chorm 3, I guess. Oh man. That's
[02:43:30] just life, guys. Chorm 2 is glue anyway, yeah, Chorm 2 sucked. We're gonna make a bunch
[02:43:40] should cow clones until we eventually get a better horse.
[02:43:50] Cow will carry bro.
[02:43:51] It's crazy how cows just the best horse in every game that I
[02:43:54] play.
[02:43:55] Isn't that crazy?
[02:43:58] Lights are on now electricity is needed for genetic research.
[02:44:01] All right, cow.
[02:44:06] How do I do this?
[02:44:06] Extraction complete.
[02:44:11] Now what?
[02:44:15] No flask.
[02:44:18] Copy.
[02:44:21] Paste.
[02:44:25] How do I do this?
[02:44:28] Add new horse and flip switch.
[02:44:36] Honestly speed demon is just cow now oh my god wait
[02:45:06] Oh my god, they're fresh!
[02:45:14] Oh yeah, I didn't test the baby.
[02:45:20] But cow can just farm us money and then we can just buy more prize horses.
[02:45:27] Maybe I shouldn't clone Chorm Junior too though if we're going to try the bunny thing.
[02:45:33] Okay, so this one is um, okay, so it's the same.
[02:45:49] We can bring another horse back at some point, but guys, think about how much money we're
[02:45:58] gonna make with three cows.
[02:46:00] Oh my goodness, it will be crazy.
[02:46:07] Oh, they're all sleepy.
[02:46:12] But Cow, you can become the champion!
[02:46:15] Cow is a sure-fire winner!
[02:46:18] Let's do this!
[02:46:22] I believe in you, Cow.
[02:46:24] We made three of you because we knew, and this is his last day before retirement.
[02:46:29] Oh, no.
[02:46:30] Oh, you can do this.
[02:46:36] Consistency!
[02:46:37] Consistency!
[02:46:38] Dude, he's so good.
[02:46:39] He's so good!
[02:46:40] He's the best horse ever!
[02:46:41] You got this.
[02:46:42] Yes!
[02:46:43] 2005!
[02:46:44] What do you think?
[02:46:45] Dude, we have to retire the other horse.
[02:46:50] Yes! 2005! What did that? Dude, we have to retire the- oh my gosh! Look at the trophies!
[02:47:04] Wow! Dude, we're rich! Let's go home!
[02:47:12] Buy a new cave mail. Yeah, we- wait.
[02:47:16] Wait, I don't mind the lasso giraffe.
[02:47:21] Dude, we got a retired cow for sure.
[02:47:24] Look at all these trophies.
[02:47:26] These are all cow trophies.
[02:47:35] You missed the lasso?
[02:47:36] Oh, wait, I got a prize.
[02:47:37] It's okay, because we're just gonna race again!
[02:47:49] With our prize winning, I think Kao's got one more in him.
[02:48:01] Oh he's already a champion.
[02:48:03] Okay, let's move in, race.
[02:48:08] Oh fuck, Supreme Leader!
[02:48:12] The short-necked giraffe!
[02:48:14] Yes!
[02:48:15] Dude, cows, genes are just 2 OP.
[02:48:25] How are they this OP?
[02:48:27] We just found your amazing horse!
[02:48:32] Okay, um, Chorms, you were also gonna race queso diablo.
[02:48:39] Worth actually farming now.
[02:48:40] You know, Outlaw Hawks, thanks for 41 months.
[02:48:44] Thank you.
[02:48:46] Keep in mind, this was my free space game pick on the wheel.
[02:48:53] Okay, so do you-
[02:48:55] What's going on?
[02:48:57] What happened?
[02:49:02] Hey!
[02:49:16] Glue time?
[02:49:17] How is that possible? It's the same genes!
[02:49:22] I don't understand!
[02:49:23] Even genetic mutation wasn't enough to save him.
[02:49:29] Fuck, dude.
[02:49:31] Fuck.
[02:49:32] We got a clone at Chorm Jr.
[02:49:39] I think we should buy some lassos.
[02:49:50] It's time for our good boy cow to go to the retirement home.
[02:49:58] Kingkort!
[02:49:59] Thanks for the five!
[02:50:00] Thanks Kingkort!
[02:50:01] Oh shit!
[02:50:02] Wait!
[02:50:03] Treasure Train!
[02:50:04] Thank you guys for the Treasure Train.
[02:50:07] I appreciate it.
[02:50:08] Oh wait, I didn't update the sub goal.
[02:50:10] Let me do that real quick.
[02:50:11] Wow, yeah, I got Treasure Train almost every day recently.
[02:50:16] What's up with that?
[02:50:19] Actually, how's it been every day recently?
[02:50:23] What is like my last like four streams in a row?
[02:50:27] Alright, where's Cal?
[02:50:29] I'll take good care of Cal.
[02:50:33] Thank you.
[02:50:34] Alright, to the store.
[02:50:36] Yoshida, thanks for the 10 months.
[02:50:39] And White Ninja, thank you for the prime.
[02:50:41] Thank you.
[02:50:42] Just buy some lassoes I guess.
[02:50:45] Eggman, thanks for the five gifted.
[02:50:48] Thank you.
[02:50:49] Alright guys, it's time to go hunting for some horses!
[02:50:53] Tempered lion, they have a fives! Thank you!
[02:50:56] Thank you so much!
[02:50:58] After forever, thank you for the eight months!
[02:51:01] Oh, thank you.
[02:51:02] Oh, with the twenty-two, thank you!
[02:51:06] Wow, thank you guys so much.
[02:51:08] Chaos Fruit, they have a fives!
[02:51:10] Oh, buy a new car! True, true, true, true! I should do that, I should do that.
[02:51:13] Uh, where's the car salesman guy? I think he's on the left side.
[02:51:16] You get the infinite lasso automatically? Oh, nice! Sick! Cornice! Thank you for the
[02:51:25] five. Thank you guys, well. Love a treasure train. Ah, blood! Thank you for the five!
[02:51:33] Thank you! Oh my gosh! In ground below, thank you for the five. Thank you! Where's the car
[02:51:40] I think it's not this far left.
[02:51:45] Thank you guys, thank you for having a little blitz, Cortez, Chaos Fruit Loop, Oaf, Tempered
[02:51:51] Lion, Eggman, King Court, thank you guys.
[02:51:59] You'll see any like super good looking horses.
[02:52:02] Yo code, thank you for the 10!
[02:52:05] Oh my goodness.
[02:52:08] Thank you!
[02:52:09] Wait, Velveteen! We found her!
[02:52:12] Give me that.
[02:52:16] I feel like breeding cow and Velveteen is not even going to work out,
[02:52:20] but I feel like it'd be fun to try.
[02:52:23] You know, you have the bouncing horse.
[02:52:26] I don't know if it does that every time, though.
[02:52:29] Can someone guide me to the car dealership?
[02:52:33] I don't know if I'm missing it.
[02:52:35] Yo, is Cidic King favorite product? Oh, I found it.
[02:52:38] I was going to get the nicest one.
[02:52:40] You got yourself a deal.
[02:52:46] Racing stripes.
[02:52:47] Those are extra stripes.
[02:52:49] How do I use the car?
[02:52:52] Wait, it's a- Oh, I understand now.
[02:52:59] Anonymous, thank you for the 10!
[02:53:02] Thank you, Anonymous.
[02:53:04] The upgrades are the main thing.
[02:53:06] Oh, okay.
[02:53:15] Oh!
[02:53:19] Oh, I see, okay.
[02:53:20] Gale, thanks for the bits.
[02:53:22] Oh my God, this is so much better.
[02:53:26] This is so much better, Holy Moly.
[02:53:28] Okay, let's take a cow clone.
[02:53:36] Like, whatever dude.
[02:53:43] Um, I'm gonna put Charm Jr. in the retirement home in case I need to grab him to clone for
[02:53:52] the rabbit ears.
[02:53:56] I can afford it right now, so why not?
[02:53:59] Okay, speed demon!
[02:54:03] Championship race, let's go!
[02:54:06] Okay, what is wrong with this one's eyes? Oh my goodness. Holy shit. Okay, we win this,
[02:54:20] we get $3,000. Let's go, Speed Demon! Speed Demon is actually the clone of Cow! So it's
[02:54:26] Cow again! Consistency! Consistency! Always moving forward! Speed demon! With extra ease!
[02:54:38] Oh my god, dude, cows' deans are just too good. Open your gift basket! Oh my gosh, shovel!
[02:54:48] golden shovel nice and we'll enter a
[02:54:53] velveteen I will see if it does the
[02:54:57] bouncing shit again I guess
[02:55:09] guys I think I got scammed I think I
[02:55:13] got scammed I paid $500 for this horse
[02:55:16] Why is this one backwards?
[02:55:24] What's going on? I need to order food.
[02:55:33] Fuck, I'm lost.
[02:55:35] Alright, maybe Velveteen is actually glue and that was a one-off.
[02:55:38] off. Do we just glue Velveteen? Get some money back. Yo, Itachi! Thank you for the 21 gifted
[02:55:51] subs! Thank you! Thanks, Itachi! Wait, is that a deer? Dude, there is a deer. Thank you,
[02:56:04] I fear it is glue time, guys.
[02:56:11] Breed Velveteen first.
[02:56:13] I don't know, Velveteen's jeans are that good, though.
[02:56:17] I guess like it's not always jeans, it might just be luck a little bit, you know.
[02:56:26] Alright, Speed Demon, we'll have you go race again.
[02:56:29] Oh, this is the car horse.
[02:56:31] Okay, we're gonna try out the car horse. Let me see.
[02:56:34] It's got weird feet.
[02:56:41] Glow. This horse is glue.
[02:56:45] Why don't we try a velveteen in the car?
[02:56:55] I will see you later. And then we have um...
[02:56:57] Okay, so Diablo, I'm just gonna go turn this horse into another cow.
[02:57:04] Honestly.
[02:57:07] Is that crazy?
[02:57:14] Oh, it's a- oh.
[02:57:21] Hmm. No one says hi to me? Hi!
[02:57:26] Did your first time chat? What do you mean no one says hi to you?
[02:57:28] Globy, thank you for the time!
[02:57:30] Thanks, Globy!
[02:57:31] Wow, thank you, got level 12 pipe train.
[02:57:34] Thank you so much.
[02:57:37] Thank you.
[02:57:40] Oh.
[02:57:44] Oh my god! First amendment!
[02:57:46] Thank you for 50! Holy shit!
[02:57:49] Thanks first amendment
[02:57:53] Okay, we got more of horses now more cows I
[02:58:00] Think we probably switched to another game pretty soon
[02:58:04] We're we already made a champion horse right like like fuck feel like that's that's the game
[02:58:13] I got pretty lucky with how I guess
[02:58:15] Do like cowish is too goaded
[02:58:25] Have you tried to lasso the water?
[02:58:29] No, what happens if I last saw the water?
[02:58:36] Oh wait the game is to make thirty seven thousand dollars right early sixty or something
[02:58:40] Oh, there's a ton. What is that one? What is that one? Come here. You're coming with me.
[02:59:05] I don't know why that was so hard to grab. What happens if I last hit the water?
[02:59:10] I don't see anything happening.
[02:59:16] Take the deer.
[02:59:17] What is this one?
[02:59:23] What is this one?
[02:59:26] I'm taking that one on the other side.
[02:59:36] Maybe there's something in the water sometimes?
[02:59:46] Oh, that's free money.
[02:59:51] Wait, where'd it go?
[02:59:56] Alright, we're gonna race these ones.
[03:00:02] Dude, what is wrong with this one?
[03:00:05] The horse is hungry.
[03:00:07] Okay.
[03:00:08] Eat.
[03:00:09] Did I just feed it?
[03:00:12] I must have fed this one.
[03:00:14] Alright!
[03:00:16] We have a deer in it!
[03:00:35] Guys, I know how to make enough money to win this game, but you're not gonna like it.
[03:00:54] I'm gonna kidnap all these horses.
[03:00:57] And Jensen, thank you for the 20!
[03:01:00] Thank you!
[03:01:01] Oh, thank you!
[03:01:02] Oh, thank you!
[03:01:04] Thanks, and you're un-sing.
[03:01:15] I'm gonna have a lot of cows.
[03:01:20] And lots of them.
[03:01:29] And lots of cows.
[03:01:32] We will be farming...
[03:01:40] Ki-ki-ki.
[03:01:42] Ah, Johnny! 28!
[03:01:44] 28 or 20? Oh, 20!
[03:01:46] Sorry, my eyes are fucking bad.
[03:01:48] Thank you for the 20. I want my mic smelling.
[03:01:50] Thanks, Johnny!
[03:01:52] Thank you, thank you, thank you.
[03:01:54] I thought the zero was an eight, dude.
[03:01:56] I gotta get new contacts.
[03:01:58] My eyes are getting worse again.
[03:02:00] Much appreciated.
[03:02:02] You can test her with your horses, but I feel like I already have the perfect specimen,
[03:02:09] which is cow.
[03:02:11] You know, like cow almost never loses.
[03:02:17] Cow too.
[03:02:21] Hey, guys, ready for this insane farm?
[03:02:48] This is my strat to speedrun the game.
[03:02:53] It's just cow supremacy.
[03:02:55] Is this already a cow?
[03:03:02] No.
[03:03:03] Alright, we're up to six cows already.
[03:03:10] Dude, the farm is gonna be fucking insane.
[03:03:17] I think I was already a cow.
[03:03:42] Oh
[03:04:12] The words of technology.
[03:04:18] I think this is a good strat.
[03:04:25] Is this ethical or unethical?
[03:04:48] We have 20, more than 20 cows now.
[03:04:55] Get in the fucking car.
[03:04:59] All right.
[03:05:15] Velveteen, you get out of here.
[03:05:18] I'm unloading my cows.
[03:05:25] Fuck.
[03:05:33] I tossed them all off the side.
[03:05:36] Holy fuck.
[03:05:37] Okay, you're not a cow.
[03:05:39] You're not a cow, you say.
[03:05:43] Everyone else, we're going to the race and you're gonna make me so much money.
[03:05:47] disgusting. Every championship and race.
[03:06:00] Peta, dude, that's what the game wants. Oh, wait, Max's bed is higher now?
[03:06:10] Do we all start betting again soon of speed demons ready for the retirement home?
[03:06:19] Alright, Cal 3.
[03:06:23] Wait, that ended too early.
[03:06:29] I was trying to speed it up.
[03:06:36] Oh my god, what is wrong with this giraffe?
[03:06:43] Oh my god, he got back up!
[03:06:50] He got back up!
[03:06:51] That's why he's my goat!
[03:06:53] Cow 18, let's go!
[03:06:56] Nice.
[03:06:57] Okay, paddock.
[03:06:59] Wait, a bunch of my cows are already ready for the retirement home.
[03:07:05] What? How did I fuck this up? They're already old!
[03:07:16] Okay, I need to finally order my food.
[03:07:27] Kind of chicken sandwich.
[03:07:29] I think I'm going to get a chicken sandwich.
[03:07:38] Nice.
[03:07:39] Another easy win for cow's genetics.
[03:07:42] Mm-hmm.
[03:07:43] God, back in cheese.
[03:07:48] And, okay.
[03:07:54] Okay.
[03:08:00] I got an avocado chicken sandwich,
[03:08:04] cheddar broccoli soup, and a mac and cheese.
[03:08:10] All right, cow 14, get in there.
[03:08:11] RuinSeraf, thanks for 20 months, thank you!
[03:08:16] Thank you, thank you, thank you!
[03:08:20] Alright, Cal14, let's go!
[03:08:23] Yellow Coral, thank you for 5 months.
[03:08:28] It's that easy.
[03:08:33] I think we should just start doing some fat bets.
[03:08:38] Like some $500 bets, because if we win those, oh my goodness, it's going to be crazy.
[03:08:48] It'll be amazing.
[03:08:50] We'll be able to get to the goal so quickly.
[03:08:55] Excellent.
[03:08:57] Back to the paddock.
[03:09:01] Sleepy cow 11, nice and fresh.
[03:09:05] You may go.
[03:09:09] Feldspar is a piece of shit. Watch, look at him!
[03:09:12] Feldspar fucking sucks!
[03:09:14] I can't believe you put me against him again.
[03:09:17] He's trash.
[03:09:19] Trash.
[03:09:21] He's fucking trash.
[03:09:23] Yay!
[03:09:25] Nice.
[03:09:29] Count 12?
[03:09:31] Dude, we're actually just farming now.
[03:09:36] Who is this?
[03:09:39] Who is Specialized Rock Hopper?
[03:09:43] Who-
[03:09:48] Cowtwelve? Cowtwelve? Cowtwelve?
[03:09:54] Yeah, you're fucking glue, Cowtwelve.
[03:09:56] How fucking dare you disappoint me like that?
[03:09:59] All right, okay, so Diablo get in there cow 12. I won't forget
[03:10:09] Holy shit, these are trash trash horses
[03:10:21] Okay, so Diablo is just the fucking goat
[03:10:29] Okay, next time when he can be put in the championship match, I believe Couchwell, I didn't forget
[03:10:39] what you've done.
[03:10:40] Pons are thanks for four months.
[03:10:45] Dude, nice.
[03:10:53] We truly found the perfect horse.
[03:10:59] How come sometimes it has music, and sometimes it doesn't?
[03:11:02] Seems like it only puts the music in when it's kinda close.
[03:11:05] Like, for suspense or something.
[03:11:14] Oh, the music!
[03:11:16] That means we have a rival...
[03:11:18] Moon of Gemini, you fuckin' bitch.
[03:11:20] Who's tactical assault horse?
[03:11:22] Tactical assault horse's trash, as expected.
[03:11:25] Falls down on its face, and cow ten takes the win.
[03:11:29] Easy. We're up to $7,000.
[03:11:33] Alright, cow three down there.
[03:11:36] Oh, Feldspar is here, we already know he's trash.
[03:11:40] Watch him go backwards and fall in his stupid face.
[03:11:43] Fuck you, Feldspar, you're a giraffe, not a horse.
[03:11:51] We already knew that.
[03:11:53] We already knew that.
[03:11:59] Oh my god, he's a goat.
[03:12:04] I got a little scared.
[03:12:09] We're gonna do some crazy bets to make it to 60, whatever, K, I think.
[03:12:19] Come on, count on.
[03:12:24] John karma was lurking if we ever get a horse better than cow, we're gonna name it John karma
[03:12:32] for sure
[03:12:37] That's also a good reason to do the normal betting too we can see if there's like an insanely good horse then go buy it
[03:12:44] And maybe we can get something even better than cow
[03:12:48] Sing we
[03:12:54] How 20 is ready for the retirement home?
[03:13:06] You already fucking- you fucking trash!
[03:13:08] Fell over before the race even started!
[03:13:11] Oh my god, they're putting me against a bunch of losers!
[03:13:17] Pathetic.
[03:13:19] This is not real competition at all.
[03:13:24] Alright, cow five.
[03:13:26] Cow eight. Okay.
[03:13:28] Cow 16. Okay, this is the last one.
[03:13:37] Moon of Gemini?
[03:13:39] Moon of Gemini?
[03:13:41] Nope. Not better. Okay. Let's do some bets. I see sneak peek has the most trophies here.
[03:13:58] Do we just use that data to bet on sneak peek?
[03:14:02] Oh my God, I can...
[03:14:03] Do I all win?
[03:14:14] The second one?
[03:14:19] Lumber is nine and one.
[03:14:21] Oh, is that what that means?
[03:14:22] Nine and one?
[03:14:26] Dude, I'm all in.
[03:14:28] No? What does the number mean? It's odds? Oh! Tractor factor is 3 to 1. Wait guys, I'm
[03:14:40] scared. Okay, if we all win and I lose, I'll go to the next game. So do we bet on tractor
[03:14:50] Tractor Factor or Sneak Peek? I think those are the best two.
[03:14:54] Okay.
[03:14:56] Two or five?
[03:14:58] Tractor Factor as the best odds, but Sneak Peek has one more championships.
[03:15:16] Oh my fucking god.
[03:15:18] If we win this, we get $47,000.
[03:15:23] Sneak peek!
[03:15:24] Yes!
[03:15:25] Yes!
[03:15:26] Oh my God!
[03:15:27] Tracker factor!
[03:15:28] Oh my God.
[03:15:29] Oh my God.
[03:15:29] Computer programmer is so fast though,
[03:15:31] but he looks like he might fall.
[03:15:33] Sneak peek hurry up!
[03:15:34] Dude, he's too slow!
[03:15:36] Why are you so slow?
[03:15:38] Dude, oh my God, no, no.
[03:15:40] Sneak peek!
[03:15:41] Sneak peek!
[03:15:42] Come on!
[03:15:43] No!
[03:15:45] It was four, it wasn't even one, we had to count.
[03:15:47] What was your- what were you counting for?
[03:16:08] Alright, next game.
[03:16:11] Fuck dude, I really thought I was gonna win that!
[03:16:13] That's crazy, dude. I suck at gambling. I suck at it so bad. Oh my god. All right,
[03:16:28] Night Night. I am not familiar with this one.
[03:16:43] Bite Night is a comedic first person horror game that explores the idea of what if the
[03:16:47] big bad monster was bad at their job of being scary.
[03:16:53] So it's a horror game, but it's supposed to be funny, apparently, I guess.
[03:16:58] Hopefully that means it's not scary at all.
[03:17:03] My shit dry as hell.
[03:17:11] I got some fessy ass lips right now.
[03:17:15] Where's my lip balm?
[03:17:23] Okay, I am buying the game.
[03:17:35] Okay, I have the game.
[03:17:50] You'll Ryan 24 thanks for the five months my food is on the way let's fucking go
[03:18:02] So, it's better not be spooky, or I'll be pissed off.
[03:18:17] Little screen, okay.
[03:18:19] fuck. yo npc matt 10 gift subs thank you thank you matt thank you so much
[03:18:37] This is a good song.
[03:18:44] Thank you, Matt!
[03:18:53] I'm not feeling scared yet.
[03:18:59] I'm twerking to this right now, dude. Sick.
[03:19:18] Uh, I should take a look at the task list the boss left for me behind the counter. Press E to interact.
[03:19:29] Okay, I got an achievement for that checklist focus on customers stock shelves take out garbage sweep
[03:19:42] Clean washroom. Don't worry about doing the other stuff if there's a customer most tasks are complete by pressing E
[03:19:48] Don't just throw the damn braum in the closet like last time remember
[03:19:53] Pump first, then vehicle, and then talk to the customer if they want. Don't make it weird.
[03:19:58] PS, don't let that old man in. Okay.
[03:20:02] Okay, don't let the old man in. Got it.
[03:20:11] Uh, sounds like there might be a customer coming for gas. I should go out and help.
[03:20:16] Okay.
[03:20:18] Hello customer.
[03:20:35] Time to fill up their car.
[03:20:41] Okay, I did it.
[03:20:45] Goodbye.
[03:20:46] Re-stock the shelves now. Great.
[03:20:53] Now how do I re-stock? I guess I'd probably go back here and grab some shit.
[03:21:02] Okay.
[03:21:03] Got cocoa puffs.
[03:21:11] Oh, I threw it through the wall.
[03:21:14] How do I know where to put it?
[03:21:17] There we go one out of five stalked
[03:21:23] Okay, I got whatever the fuck this is where does this go there you go oh
[03:21:31] Two out of five stalked okay. I'm doing great three more to go
[03:21:37] And more cereal I guess all we sell here is cereal
[03:21:46] Okay, two more.
[03:21:53] Krusty Ding is thanks for 38 months.
[03:21:55] Happy Slur Sunday, everyone, Emery Waving.
[03:21:57] Happy Slur Sunday.
[03:22:05] Okay.
[03:22:12] We got frozen pizzas or ice cream or something?
[03:22:14] I can't tell.
[03:22:19] Where'd it go?
[03:22:25] There we go.
[03:22:27] All right.
[03:22:28] Sick.
[03:22:30] Yeah, we only sell cereal, I guess.
[03:22:32] Sounds like another customer is coming.
[03:22:34] What about the trash?
[03:22:37] OK, well, he said if there's a customer, deal with that first.
[03:22:42] Hello?
[03:22:43] Oh, hello!
[03:22:44] Hello, sir!
[03:22:45] Welcome to our store!
[03:22:46] Welcome!
[03:22:47] Please let...
[03:22:48] Oh, yes, just let yourself in!
[03:22:50] Okay, I can't do that, but I'm glad you can.
[03:22:53] Why can't you just walk through the door?
[03:22:59] Good evening, how are you?
[03:23:04] Why can't he just walk through the door?
[03:23:10] Good evening, how are you?
[03:23:13] Pretty good, pretty good.
[03:23:15] What can I get ya?
[03:23:16] Just grabbing some poppin' chips.
[03:23:18] We don't sell that, we only sell cereal.
[03:23:21] Alright, simple enough.
[03:23:22] Thanks.
[03:23:23] Hey, be careful tonight.
[03:23:25] How come?
[03:23:26] There's been a bunch of weird stuff happening around town lately.
[03:23:30] Not really sure what's going on, but...
[03:23:33] Just be careful, it's a full moon tonight,
[03:23:35] and that's when all the crazies come out.
[03:23:38] Thanks for the heads up.
[03:23:39] Drive safely.
[03:23:46] OK, goodbye.
[03:23:54] OK, goodbye.
[03:23:55] Thank you for visiting the store.
[03:23:58] Oops.
[03:24:00] He didn't even pay.
[03:24:03] I'm sure he did. Who's that?
[03:24:10] Looks like the old man is trying to get inside. I should go talk to him.
[03:24:14] Didn't he say don't want him in?
[03:24:16] Hey, sorry, bossman says you can't come in here.
[03:24:22] Rabble, rabble, rabble, ruh.
[03:24:24] Yes, sorry, buddy. No can do.
[03:24:27] Dot, dot, dot. Dot, dot, dot.
[03:24:30] Dot, dot, dot.
[03:24:32] Yeah, I'm gonna go now.
[03:24:33] Oh boy, looks like the police officer wants to talk now too.
[03:24:38] Wait, what police officer?
[03:24:41] Wait, I'm scared guys.
[03:24:43] What police officer?
[03:24:44] Oh shit!
[03:24:46] Oh, it's the cops!
[03:24:49] Oh, hello officer!
[03:24:51] You're welcome to our fine establishment.
[03:24:53] Nothing, nothing going on bad here.
[03:24:55] Just a lot of delicious cereals.
[03:24:59] Hello sir.
[03:25:00] Oh, Sheriff McLean Roy, good evening. Do you work here?
[03:25:04] Uh, yeah, sure do. Just wondering if you have seen anything unusual tonight.
[03:25:11] No, not really. Hmm, that's good.
[03:25:15] Just be on the lookout tonight. I can't go into much detail on the matter,
[03:25:21] but just keep your eyes out. Not to worry, you're nothing. We've got some strange
[03:25:25] reports in the area.
[03:25:27] Can you tell me, or can you tell me what I should be keeping my eyes on for?
[03:25:31] No, not really. Police confidentiality and what not.
[03:25:36] Just if you do see anything abnormal, give us a jingle down at the station.
[03:25:41] Okay, we'll do. Good night.
[03:25:45] Goodbye officer.
[03:25:47] I'm a little scared now because I'm just here all by myself.
[03:25:51] Working at the convenience store.
[03:25:56] Okay, let's take out the garbage. I don't know where to bring it. I guess it may be out front.
[03:26:06] Bye, officer!
[03:26:09] Uh, don't need to take it around back, or...
[03:26:16] Oh, there's a door there!
[03:26:20] WHAAAA!
[03:26:26] What was your fucking problem?
[03:26:31] Oh my god, I hated that.
[03:26:35] Why am I so fast now too?
[03:26:44] Oops.
[03:26:47] Yeah, no that wasn't scary at all. I wasn't scared at all.
[03:26:52] I wasn't even scared a little bit.
[03:26:56] God.
[03:27:00] Oh, it's a rat!
[03:27:04] I picked up the rat.
[03:27:08] The cats just knocked all the chocolate off my desk.
[03:27:12] Alright, we have another customer here.
[03:27:16] All right, we have another customer here.
[03:27:24] Oh, gas filling time.
[03:27:27] Hello.
[03:27:31] Hello, sir.
[03:27:33] You're kind of fucking creepy looking.
[03:27:36] I can't talk to him.
[03:27:39] I said talk to the customers, but I guess I can't.
[03:27:42] I don't know.
[03:27:47] I should talk with the customer
[03:27:51] How's it going tonight, I'm like inside pretty good. Hey, let's put that weird guy inside your store
[03:27:59] inside the store
[03:28:02] Weird guy. Yeah, as soon as you came outside here. I saw some weird guy come out from the back room there
[03:28:08] Is he like your new co-worker?
[03:28:11] No, I'm working alone tonight
[03:28:13] Huh, yeah, I thought it was weird. He was sneaking around right behind you, no uniform or nothing.
[03:28:19] What?!
[03:28:20] That's kinda unhinged and dangerous.
[03:28:23] Well, anyways, not really my place to stick my nose into it, but it sure gave me the heebie-jeebies.
[03:28:30] You guys really shouldn't have people like that inside on a dark night like this.
[03:28:34] It might really scare off some customers.
[03:28:36] Uh, yeah, I'll go check it out.
[03:28:38] Well, good luck. I'm getting the heck out of here.
[03:28:41] I wonder who he was talking about. Yeah, I wonder.
[03:28:48] What is that? Why the hell is there dirt all over the floor now? Well, looks like I should go get the broom.
[03:28:54] There's dirt everywhere now.
[03:28:58] Scared.
[03:29:03] Sweeping time, baby. Oh.
[03:29:05] Oh, okay, we gotta clean up all this dirt.
[03:29:15] Clean that shit up.
[03:29:19] Brass.
[03:29:23] What was that?
[03:29:31] Where'd that come from?
[03:29:33] Oh, it wasn't in the game. It was bits. Thanks, hunch, for the bits. I thought it was in
[03:29:43] the game. I was so confused. Okay, six out of seven? Seven out of seven. What the hell
[03:29:50] is that? The window just broke or something. It's in the back. What the fuck? Oh, we should
[03:30:00] Some tomato sauce on the ground! The brew should be able to clean this up nicely.
[03:30:06] Can it? I should put the broom back in the closet.
[03:30:11] Okay, well, um, why am I so fast now? I don't want to move this fast.
[03:30:21] Okay, well, um,
[03:30:26] everything seems good to go. Why is this glowing?
[03:30:30] Sounds like someone is in the store already.
[03:30:34] Hello? Oh, hello sir!
[03:30:38] Welcome! Good evening.
[03:30:42] Good evening, what can I get you? Nothing, I'm just browsing.
[03:30:46] Okay, let me know if you want anything.
[03:30:50] Yeah! It's just kind of my hobby.
[03:30:56] Browsing, that is.
[03:30:58] Ha ha ha.
[03:31:00] It's just c-
[03:31:01] OH!
[03:31:02] The old man!
[03:31:04] It's just kind of what I like to do, you know.
[03:31:07] I like to come to gas stations in the middle of nowhere,
[03:31:09] in the middle of nowhere late at night.
[03:31:11] You know, like the kind of gas stations that just have one employee
[03:31:15] walking alone by themselves,
[03:31:17] and there's no one else around.
[03:31:19] They probably don't even have a phone or anything nearby
[03:31:22] they could use to call for help if something were to happen.
[03:31:25] Huh? Yeah, it's just what I like to do for fun.
[03:31:30] Anyways, thanks for listening. Hope you have a beautiful night.
[03:31:35] Bye, bye.
[03:31:37] Well, I guess I just have the washroom left to clean now.
[03:31:57] I should grab them up first.
[03:31:59] I don't even know we had a bathroom.
[03:32:02] Man, I hope the washroom is not a mess this time.
[03:32:07] Me too, me too.
[03:32:15] Oh my god.
[03:32:19] There's tissues all over the floor.
[03:32:23] There's a rat in the corner!
[03:32:27] Well is it too bad, time to put them up back.
[03:32:29] Alright, well we've done, I think, like all our chores. That's great.
[03:32:37] What the hell was that? Anyway, I should put the mop back. What's going on?
[03:32:54] I saw there was another customer outside waiting for gas.
[03:32:59] Okay, on my way.
[03:33:03] Hello, sir.
[03:33:06] Time to fill this hot rod.
[03:33:11] Probably see what this moron wants to say.
[03:33:14] Thanks for filling her up, Sweet Pea.
[03:33:18] No problem!
[03:33:20] See you, partner.
[03:33:22] Well, hopefully that's the last customer for the night. I should go back inside and wrap things up
[03:33:27] Cannon, thank you for the gift sub
[03:33:46] Oh, no, you're not getting away this time buddy. I guess I'm supposed to chase them
[03:33:52] Hey, I can see you. Hey buddy, I'm standing right here.
[03:33:58] I know you're hiding under that garbage can.
[03:34:02] I'm not going anywhere, so take that damn thing off.
[03:34:06] Who the hell are you? Why are you messing up everything in the gas station?
[03:34:13] Well then, if you're not going to answer my questions, will you at least help me clean up this place?
[03:34:21] That's it. I'm getting the garlic.
[03:34:26] Does that mean you're going to help?
[03:34:33] I should go pick up those boxes he knocked down first, I guess.
[03:34:43] Dude, how am I going to clean the ceiling?
[03:34:49] Dude, this is so much work.
[03:34:59] This fucking asshole.
[03:35:05] Fucking piece of shit.
[03:35:16] 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 17, 18.
[03:35:29] Nineteen...twenty uh...twenty-one.
[03:35:36] I'm sure you'll see how the vamp is doing.
[03:35:40] Wait, you didn't clean anything?
[03:35:44] I thought you were going to scrub the roof.
[03:35:48] I don't have time for this.
[03:35:52] I'm supposed to be closed already.
[03:35:55] I guess I better grab the broom and clean the roof.
[03:35:59] Well, okay.
[03:36:08] How'd he get the ceiling so damn dirty?
[03:36:12] I hate this guy.
[03:36:17] Put the broom back. Alright.
[03:36:19] We're done for the night then.
[03:36:21] I should see if Vamp is actually clean this time. Where'd he go?
[03:36:24] Where'd he go?
[03:36:27] Vamp?
[03:36:29] Oh, hello?
[03:36:32] The old man!
[03:36:35] I thought you said you were going to help.
[03:36:37] Wow, what a motivation.
[03:36:40] Motivational speech.
[03:36:43] Itachi, thanks for the gift sub.
[03:36:46] Please, can you give me more motivation
[03:36:48] rather than actually help clean this place?
[03:36:51] BLEH!
[03:37:05] Why did he do that?
[03:37:21] This is supposed to be a horror game!
[03:37:28] Well, I guess I should go mop now.
[03:37:45] Alright then.
[03:37:46] Go see what damage has been done to the washroom.
[03:37:51] True.
[03:37:52] Thank you, Coppaphyllus, for the nine months.
[03:37:57] Alright, where'd he go?
[03:38:10] Where'd he go?
[03:38:11] It's up Sunday, Emmy.
[03:38:12] I need you to tell me what is your favorite cereal for you.
[03:38:14] They were said a cereal is cinnamon toast crunch I should go talk to vamp before I leave. Where is he?
[03:38:30] The radio doesn't do anything
[03:38:32] BAM oh
[03:38:34] Hello kicking bear. Thanks for the gift sub
[03:38:38] Well, mr. Vamp. That's it. We're all finished cleaning up for the day
[03:38:41] Ha ha you don't say you know you're not half bad
[03:38:50] Well you might not have helped cleaned and you knocked a bunch of stuff over
[03:38:59] And you tracked and all that
[03:39:11] you
[03:39:41] you
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[03:42:11] That's the goal! I faced my 7th run!
[03:42:20] Oh, Ophelia! Thanks for the 4 months!
[03:42:25] Wow.
[03:42:30] That was a 23 minute long game.
[03:42:37] Oh, and I missed some achievements!
[03:42:41] Touch the invisible mime wall meet mr. Bat collect all 10 rats. I'm not two rats. All right. Well next game
[03:42:49] I can go longer. I see well
[03:42:52] I I'm also I'm glad as a short game because the motion sickness was fucking me up if there were a longer game
[03:42:59] Would not be good
[03:43:01] And had the crazy head bob and speeding around
[03:43:05] How super to oh wait, isn't this another?
[03:43:09] potentially
[03:43:11] motion sickness gamer am I thinking a power wash simulator it is would you
[03:43:22] guys be fine if I rolled something else but kept this on the wheel because I
[03:43:27] think if I play another motion sickness causing game I'm gonna get sick right now
[03:43:32] okay I'll keep it on the wheel but if I roll it again later I'll play it
[03:43:41] It's another horror game, but it's an actual horror game.
[03:43:52] I think I might already own this one.
[03:43:57] I do.
[03:43:58] I've just never played it.
[03:43:59] I think I bought the Chilla's Art Bundle a while ago, so I have it.
[03:44:05] I've just never played it.
[03:44:08] Okay.
[03:44:09] My food is here.
[03:44:10] grab it looks like this one might take a bit to download anyway so perfect timing I guess I will be right back
[03:44:40] you
[03:45:10] I'm back with the goods.
[03:45:34] Hello guys.
[03:45:36] Hello.
[03:45:38] Okay, yes, I ordered a Panera bread.
[03:45:56] Okay, here's the goods.
[03:46:01] Mac and cheese.
[03:46:03] Amazing.
[03:46:05] They gave me a piece of bread, broccoli cheddar soup, I love soup, oh my god, smells so good.
[03:46:15] And I got a chicken avocado sandwich, my favorite Panera sandwich, and it's got bacon.
[03:46:24] Oh my fucking god, and cheese.
[03:46:32] Yum yum yum.
[03:46:39] You just have fun from the best experience.
[03:46:53] Uh, okay.
[03:46:56] Let me grab them
[03:47:05] Oh
[03:47:13] No, what am I earbuds is missing the little ear the little soft piece god damn it. Whatever. I'll just put it in my ear anyway
[03:47:25] Okay, hopefully this is a game that I can eat a little bit while playing it.
[03:47:43] Not too much reading.
[03:47:46] Am I supposed to be hearing sound right now?
[03:47:54] Um, hold on.
[03:48:23] Hello?
[03:48:24] There we go, I hear it now, okay.
[03:48:37] Oh, it sounds so spooky!
[03:48:42] This way forward, no anomaly in this area.
[03:48:45] Oh no, wait.
[03:48:48] I think that these games give me motion sickness too.
[03:48:50] Well, I'll try it.
[03:48:52] since I already downloaded it.
[03:49:16] These games made you throw up before?
[03:49:17] I don't think it was this one that made me throw up, or like, I don't think it was a
[03:49:20] chill as art gave them any throw-up the bathroom
[03:49:40] where am I supposed to be going this way forward no anomaly in this area
[03:49:50] Oh, uh, turn back if there is an anomaly.
[03:50:02] I mean, I don't see anything weird.
[03:50:08] What would an anomaly be?
[03:50:12] I mean, it's probably pretty obvious most of the time, right?
[03:50:14] Like some creepy ass dude or something.
[03:50:18] Oh, hello.
[03:50:22] Um, they seem normal.
[03:50:30] Okay.
[03:50:34] Alright, so now we'll be checking for weird shit.
[03:50:38] Turn back if there's an anomaly.
[03:50:48] Uh, okay, you seem fine.
[03:50:55] I don't know how obvious the anomaly is supposed to be.
[03:51:06] Am I doing this right?
[03:51:07] Oh, hello.
[03:51:08] Oh! Oh, hello!
[03:51:22] She's not waking up. That's kind of concerning.
[03:51:38] Maybe this is an anomaly, I don't know!
[03:51:43] No!
[03:52:01] Cars, you're out!
[03:52:08] So should I go back in this?
[03:52:30] He seems fine.
[03:52:38] Wait, car 7. Wait, I'm still car 7.
[03:52:43] I mean, okay, I must have missed something before then.
[03:52:48] Okay, this guy's sleeping.
[03:52:53] Yo, Keppy Hepba, thank you for two years.
[03:52:58] Okay, turn back, turn back, turn back, turn back.
[03:53:03] Turn back!
[03:53:11] We made it! Six! Okay.
[03:53:13] Okay.
[03:53:18] We're moving forward.
[03:53:20] Okay, this guy's sleeping.
[03:53:22] Seems fine.
[03:53:33] I'm not seeing anything else that looks off.
[03:53:37] I don't know how closely I'm supposed to be looking at the details.
[03:53:44] The little boy is missing.
[03:53:47] That's probably an anomaly too, right?
[03:53:49] He's missing.
[03:53:50] I don't- I don't think he's supposed to be missing.
[03:53:56] Okay, we'll turn back.
[03:53:59] Shadr, he's going for my soup.
[03:54:03] No, no, no.
[03:54:05] I'm sorry.
[03:54:09] Alright.
[03:54:13] Seven! Wait, we went back!
[03:54:15] Wait, so is he supposed to be missing?
[03:54:23] Maybe if one of the humans is missing, it doesn't matter.
[03:54:33] I wonder how small the anomalies can be.
[03:54:41] Some of them can probably be hard to spot.
[03:54:46] Okay, he's just gone.
[03:54:49] Well, I didn't spot anything, so I guess we'll move forward.
[03:54:56] Okay, six.
[03:55:01] one was normal. Were the seats always this blue? Or am I going crazy?
[03:55:08] I thought that was in the game again, dude!
[03:55:37] I don't see anything.
[03:55:40] I think it's OK.
[03:55:49] We'll see.
[03:55:50] OK, five.
[03:55:50] We're moving up.
[03:56:07] I didn't think it'd be that obvious, okay, four.
[03:56:25] That's scary to me, I'm sorry.
[03:56:33] This is so scary!
[03:56:55] Is there whispering or am I going crazy?
[03:57:03] I don't see anything.
[03:57:15] Okay, that one was clean.
[03:57:23] Room 3.
[03:57:24] It's gotta get harder though, there's no way it's this easy, like we're flying right
[03:57:31] Now
[03:57:40] Checking angles better than in CS2. All right, bud
[03:57:56] I don't see anything
[03:58:01] Alright, room two, I feel like something fucking scary is gonna happen again.
[03:58:08] Soon.
[03:58:13] Hello, sir.
[03:58:20] Hello, sir.
[03:58:46] Seems fine, I think.
[03:58:48] Okay, room one.
[03:59:17] There's no way this one's clean.
[03:59:31] I don't see anything.
[03:59:40] I missed something!
[03:59:42] What?
[03:59:43] What did I miss?
[03:59:46] What do I miss?
[03:59:51] Fuck, was the guy there?
[03:59:57] I think so.
[04:00:01] I mean, maybe he wasn't.
[04:00:13] I don't know.
[04:00:14] The light was darker.
[04:00:16] I couldn't even tell.
[04:00:20] Oh no, I have to make it all the way through again now.
[04:00:25] I've only seen like one jump scare.
[04:00:33] I don't see anything.
[04:00:35] Yeah, it was Zoom of that boy.
[04:00:36] Thank you for the prime.
[04:00:41] All right, that one was clean.
[04:00:46] The guy is here.
[04:01:10] I don't see anything.
[04:01:30] What is that?
[04:01:33] Are those eyes?
[04:01:40] That has to be one, right? That has to be one.
[04:01:47] Okay, that was one.
[04:01:49] Okay.
[04:01:52] Alright.
[04:02:04] I don't see any eyes.
[04:02:10] I don't see anything, I think it's safe.
[04:02:30] All right sweet, uh.
[04:02:38] It looks kind of foggy outside, doesn't it?
[04:02:41] Does it look different to you guys?
[04:02:46] I can't tell.
[04:02:52] It looks different.
[04:02:56] Wasn't it black before?
[04:03:08] I think it's like white-ups, okay, we're gonna...maybe I'm wrong, we'll see.
[04:03:17] Oh my god, it was!
[04:03:22] Okay, yeah, that's not normal.
[04:03:25] Some kind of static outside.
[04:03:29] Okay, the little guys here.
[04:03:35] Okay, room one.
[04:03:56] man's here. Seems normal, I think. Alright, we'll see if that was right.
[04:04:20] Well, it says turn back if there's an anomaly, so turn back, right?
[04:04:32] Wait, but no, but it's seven, that means I failed.
[04:04:37] Oh my god.
[04:04:41] Just because it was so different, I thought that we won.
[04:04:50] shit. Yo, yug free, thanks for the nine months. What the fuck? Okay, um, not seeing
[04:05:19] Anything odd right now? I think this one's fine.
[04:05:38] Is it always this bright?
[04:05:49] No, it's a little too bright.
[04:05:55] I swear it's different!
[04:05:57] Alright, we're going to turn back.
[04:06:04] Okay, that was right.
[04:06:10] It was too bright.
[04:06:11] Doesn't this one seem too bright too or am I just going crazy now?
[04:06:18] The lights are like pulsing. Do they usually do that?
[04:06:28] I think this one's the same.
[04:06:33] We'll see.
[04:06:36] It was!
[04:06:40] Isn't this one also too bright?
[04:06:43] I think I'm going crazy now.
[04:06:48] Oh my god, dude.
[04:06:53] I think we were imagining it, I don't know.
[04:06:57] Shit.
[04:06:59] It was never the light?
[04:07:12] What was the problem then?
[04:07:29] I'm getting kind of motion sick from this game, guys.
[04:07:31] I might have to play another one if I don't beat it in a couple runs.
[04:07:39] Let me try, uh...
[04:08:01] Oh, it's too jerky.
[04:08:05] I'll finish this run at least.
[04:08:14] I think this one's normal.
[04:08:21] Oh, OK, this run.
[04:08:23] I'll finish this run.
[04:08:26] I'm getting too sick.
[04:08:27] This is the last one, even if I fail.
[04:08:31] Nothing out the windows.
[04:08:41] Okay.
[04:08:48] Okay, it's six.
[04:08:52] Seems normal.
[04:08:54] Old guy's here... hands? Okay. The hands window is easier to spot at least. Okay. Windows
[04:09:11] seem normal. Old guys here. No hand window. Girls here. I think this one's fine.
[04:09:28] Is there a weird sound?
[04:09:54] You don't belong here!
[04:09:55] Who is that?
[04:09:56] What was that?
[04:09:58] There's a weird lady!
[04:10:05] She's not supposed to be here.
[04:10:07] Uh, nothing out the windows.
[04:10:30] This one seems fine.
[04:10:32] All right, see what changes the two.
[04:10:38] Nice.
[04:10:41] It seems too bright, but I don't know anymore!
[04:10:49] Okay, now it seems fine.
[04:11:00] It seems fine to me, besides the brightness at the beginning.
[04:11:17] I think it's okay.
[04:11:20] Okay.
[04:11:22] Lock in!
[04:11:25] Fuckin'!
[04:11:34] Windows seem fine.
[04:11:40] Seems fine.
[04:11:50] Are there, like, really small ones?
[04:11:55] I'm kind of worried the last one's just gonna be super hard like I don't see
[04:11:59] anything. Check the bathroom then they say there's never anything in the
[04:12:06] bathroom. There's never anything in the bathroom. Don't tell her wait tell me what
[04:12:16] tell me what I'm nervous now. I don't see anything.
[04:12:25] Oh my god, how did I not see that?
[04:12:30] What is that?
[04:12:31] Oh my god, it blinked at me.
[04:12:33] Okay, I kind of cheated by seeing chat, but I didn't expect people to tell me.
[04:12:51] Well this is backwards turned back and there's no anomaly.
[04:12:54] So this already has an anomaly, right?
[04:12:58] Oh yeah, everything's reversed.
[04:13:02] OK, I'm scared.
[04:13:10] Conductor's room.
[04:13:14] And it's not a trick.
[04:13:16] Is it a trick?
[04:13:30] It's locked.
[04:13:31] I'm so loud.
[04:13:52] Is that the ending?
[04:13:53] Oh my god, dude, I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
[04:13:58] Oh, that's level one?
[04:14:00] Oh, fuck.
[04:14:02] I don't think I can play more.
[04:14:03] I'm sorry.
[04:14:04] This game makes me extremely motion sick.
[04:14:07] So there's one out of ten.
[04:14:08] Oh, my god.
[04:14:10] Okay, well, oh, fuck.
[04:14:15] I like...
[04:14:16] Oh, wait.
[04:14:17] I can...
[04:14:18] Wait.
[04:14:19] Oh my god.
[04:14:44] Oh my god.
[04:15:14] When you find an anomaly, go four instead of walking back.
[04:15:22] If you make three mistakes, the ghosts will get you.
[04:15:29] Hey mister.
[04:15:42] Okay.
[04:15:44] I can't play more sorry, I'm gonna throw up.
[04:15:48] Oh god.
[04:15:54] I might just have to like say like,
[04:15:56] sub Sunday no games that could cause motion sickness.
[04:16:09] Yeah, no more of those.
[04:16:13] I might have to take a break.
[04:16:15] It's really bad.
[04:16:23] Yeah, I didn't think that this game would
[04:16:25] cause motion sickness, too.
[04:16:29] Yeah, I feel horrible.
[04:16:30] I can't even think anymore.
[04:16:39] I feel bad cutting it short.
[04:16:40] But yeah, I'm like, I'm like, fucked.
[04:16:52] Yeah, I may just have to go lay down.
[04:16:54] I'm sorry, guys.
[04:16:56] I played, what, like four games, though?
[04:17:00] Kind of a short one, but yeah, I feel like fucking awful.
[04:17:04] I'm sorry.
[04:17:10] Okay, well I will go lay down, but thank you guys for watching.
[04:17:21] I hope you all have a lovely night and I will be back very soon.
[04:17:26] I mean, 4 hours stream isn't bad, I guess.
[04:17:29] If it's like 2-3 hours, it's like way too short.
[04:17:33] Good stream, have a good night.
[04:17:35] Thank you Joro!
[04:17:36] Thanks for 35 months.
[04:17:38] Alright, well thank you guys for watching. I will do more subs Sundays of course and then this week
[04:17:44] I probably have to do CS practice
[04:17:47] So I will be doing some of that and then I'm probably gonna try to plan some uh
[04:17:52] Things with friends and stuff, but yeah, okay. Good night guys. Sorry for the shorter ish stream like
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