Emiru
SUB SUNDAY!!!! :D ⭐🐱 2 GIFTED = CHEDDAR BADGE ⭐🐱 WOO GIGA VARIETY GAMING DAY HANGING OUT SO FUN YEEHAW YAY!!!!!! ⭐🐱 @EMIRU247
05-31-2026 · 7h 39m
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So hype. Emmy got a job! Bro, I have a job! What do you mean? My job is a feeding cheddar.
Obviously. Okay. We're gonna see it because I noticed when I paused the download of the intro, the streaking stuff stopped. So we'll see.
Yo mage thanks for four months tree hugs hippie McDouble's the dongle carry my will DDT. Thank you guys
Okay, we will see oh
My lord is so slow
Well, we might be here for a while, but you know
We're at least hanging out together. Oh, yep, there it goes. Oh
No
Why is it so bad?
Hi mate, thank you for the two gifted.
Whoa, bro, I look so fucking scary.
AHH!
Help me.
Yo Gamer's black and literally thank you for the gift.
Why is it so bad?
Why is it so bad?
Wait, let me check something real quick.
Hold on.
Maybe I'll try just restarting my shit again, like, maybe God will fix it, you know.
Bro! How- dude, this is not real!
Can y'all even see this? It says I have one down.
Kid Kirby, thank you for the gifted.
Okay, I'm gonna try a few things.
Cause this is just fucking ridiculous.
I'm not gonna let this happen.
I'm gonna go back for a second.
Nobody freak out.
Okay?
One second.
I
I'm gonna try restarting my router, maybe.
Next high up, I'm something like that.
Yeah, okay, well, I will be right back.
You guys can entertain yourselves for like a minute or two.
I'm gonna go to the closet and unplug everything.
Goodbye.
I don't know
Out of sight, we won't once be so
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Close together
Have to have to pay attention
I don't spin again and get ahead of the next download, you know, that's actually fair
Yeah, anonymous thing for the two and one hop up. Thanks for six months. Yeah, let me let me queue up some games actually why would you
Next game
What?
Just says Gwent the Witcher card. Oh wait, is that an actual standalone game?
Oh, it is! Oh, it's free too! Oh. Okay, well I will queue that up for the download. Okay,
cool. Oh, it's Siri! How nice! I didn't know that there was a whole separate game for that.
That's crazy. That's 69%.
Crazy. Did you rig the wheel? No! I didn't!
Let's see what's third.
Poly Bridge 2. Wait, is this that brain game?
Oh no. Is this like the engineering degree game?
It is, I feel like I've seen this before.
Polly Bridge too.
It's $15.
Okay, I'm getting it.
Why does it make me authorize my PayPal?
Dude, Steam always thinks I'm scamming or something.
or something like just take my money why don't you trust my money they don't
want my money I don't get it they think someone I guess maybe that's a thing like
hacked accounts fucking uh spending money on shit I don't know girl is this a
Now what I have to answer this every day is my hair really looked that weird
The SKJ Rosie for 18 months
Welcome back the TTS bro
They don't want streamers money it's you can taint it I guess I fix the TTS
I'm not gonna lie, I kinda hate TTS, really?
I love TTS!
Like, I know a lot of people here don't like it, so I don't like going as hard as I could,
but-
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Let me start this download.
Thank you for the two gifted
Okay guys, it's now almost 50 minutes into the stream. I'm opening my first sub Sunday game amazing. Yo, banana. Thank you for the gifted. Thank you
Oh my god, the bit rates dying again, bro. I just want to tell him what
Yeah, I don't think Senator Bonnie have as many issues as I do they they definitely do but
Maybe I just have the worst because my chat complains the most just kidding just kidding just kidding
Cabbage thing was my gift it
Okay, this is fine
Yeah true citizen is not even at her desk a lot of the time
Okay, here we go. New profile for my career. Choose character.
Read her thingy for the gifted. Select a character you wish to play in the game.
If you're ever unhappy with your choice, you can change them in the profile selection at any time.
Okay, um, okay.
the Asian woman?
OK, should I just pick the, I feel like I just,
I have to pick the Asian woman because I'm an Asian woman,
you know?
You know, Nick, thank you for the gifted.
Choose appearance.
Oh, we'll do a pink shirt, I guess.
Is that pink?
And I guess it's kind of pink.
OK, hat color.
OK, you guys can pick the hat color.
Should I just have a default yellow?
Or what color do you guys want?
Oh wait, oh wait!
Hold on, wait a second, wait, no, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What about the straw cowboy hat?
Is this a cowboy hat?
I can't even tell, is it a sombrero?
I don't think sombreroes are shaped like this.
What actually, what the fuck is this?
This is a weird hat.
You underpaid, thank you for the gifted.
Okay, I'll do some bro, hearing protection.
Okay, I'll wear some hearing protection glasses.
23.
Oh, flamingo, Batman!
Do we want, we got the gunners.
Do we want glasses or no glasses?
Batman? The Batman ones look so dumb.
Love a squid, thank you for the two gifted.
Safety first, dude, these Batman ones don't even protect her eyeball.
Thank you, underpaid.
Use the Gunners.
I'm between Gunners and I guess Batman,
because it seems like that's what y'all want.
Y'all think Gunners?
Or Batman?
What is DeKal?
I don't have that.
Nick, thanks for another gifted...
Let's go with the Gunners.
It's more immersive because
it's the actual correct eyewear.
Name your character.
Keep in mind
And this name can also be seen in multiplayer games.
Please choose a nice and friendly name that doesn't offend other players or hurt their
feelings.
That will start our own game, I guess.
Ooh, we can choose a region.
Your company is located in the scenario you choose.
Not only do the scenarios look different, but the contracts you can play reflect the
different types of construction typical to that region.
You can now easily select one scenario and later start a new company and the other one.
Lunar, thank you for the gifted.
We can do Friedenburg, Sunnyhaven, or Spaceport, South America.
What are we thinking?
Yeah, Drew, thank you for the one year.
No, it's not literally space.
But I mean, it's kind of cool.
Wait. Wait. It's a deal. Ever a dream of contributing to the explosion universe than
add the spaceport expansion? How much does it cost? Hold on, it's loading. It's still
loading. You know what, fuck it. Europe or America? Here's the question. Okay, low
key, just based off these thumbnails, the Europe map looks a lot prettier. The USA
map just looks kind of dusty. Oh fuck wait. What is this music? I mean we probably got
to go with USA, right? Like that, that's who we are.
Well Nick, B7, thanks for 53 months. Choose a company logo. You're probably like if the
logo is reflected in some items of your clothing. The fact that the logo appears in your company's
buildings and decorative items. It can also be used on trucks and other
construction machines. We got the hammer, the hammer and the screw, saw, shovel,
wheelbarrow, tape measure, jackhammer, hat. I guess I'm just gonna pick...
I mean, it doesn't matter. I'm gonna pick, you may see that you're from two. I'm gonna pick the saw.
Name your company.
Oooohhhh.
Please choose a nice and friendly name and no insults if I offend other players.
Next, I give it to you gifted.
Shorn.
Enterprises.
Nice.
I created a multiplayer game, you select a company with which you've already completed the opening campaign.
Okay.
So what's the multiplayer? Is it like company PVP? We're competing for different projects and shit?
Yeah, I reported that name.
The fuck, a one-horse town.
Once summer morning you wake up in your small hometown, in the distance,
the rooftops of a sweltering city flash in the light of the sun.
You vigorously forge plans for leaving this sleepy place as quickly as possible.
But there's no escape without money or wheels.
Then, out of the blue, an old acquaintance gets in touch, ring ring, it's Hape, the owner
of a small local construction company.
He may look tough on the outside, but his heart's in the right place, and his guidance
helps you quickly break into the building industry.
So, it's time to set off for adventures in the world of the self-employed.
I'm self-employed.
Welcome to the opening campaign. You will learn about different types of vehicles, game functions, and the basic gameplay in addition.
This tutorial contains the prologue to the story of the main game.
Wow, you can skip the opening campaign at any time via the job menu if you're already familiar with the construction simulator,
and want to start playing the main game straight away. Do you want to open the job menu now?
Tenor, thanks for six months.
For most jobs, you can set whether the job scope should be low, medium, or high, and
then menu on the left side before accepting a contract.
This determines how extensive the individual work steps on the construction site will be.
For example, this could be more building elements that you have to place, or larger areas that
have to be worked on in order to complete a task by setting the scope of the job, the
duration, and the estimated profit that you will see at the end will usually also change.
Yo, Mikey, thank you for the five, maybe a switch, thank you for the two, and heroic thanks for 23 months.
Tip and multiplayer, it pays to have a larger job scope.
Okay.
Works for me, I guess. Yo, Ask Zom, thank you for the two.
Planning, meeting.
Transport.
Let's see.
Yeah, we didn't add D missile thank you for the five gifted job
The active jobs in the center contract is on that the set here is your active task
It's like the appropriate job card to see all the important details about it at a glance it's just one like one con one contract
Okay, I think I get it oh
Shit I'm in the I'm lagging and I know we're fine
Uh, follow the markers, and s- okay, here he is.
This is hate.
Ah, good to see you again.
Oh shit, it's got voice acting in the game!
I'm having a tough time keeping up with all the work.
You know how many people around here are frustrated, thinking of moving away?
If things keep going like that, this place could become a ghost town.
Yo, homo and king potato thingy for the distant solace.
Oh no!
Yes, sir, new pipes!
Okay, yes, sir, enter the tractor. Here we go.
Drive and break with WSU's A&D to steer. Oh, easy. You guys know I'm amazing at driving.
No problem, open the context menu and select...
Uh...
Interior?
Oh shit! Alright.
We are in the car.
Excuse me!
Not breaking any laws here, hopefully there's no cops in this game.
That would be kind of- oh shit, Gwent is done downloading, perfect.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, here we go.
Back up close to the cargo trailer and press space to couple Lincoln.
Okay, um, I can do that easy.
No problem.
What?
Is it linked?
Oh, I have to pull it back all the way in.
Okay, I'm stupid.
Okay, I got it!
Got those pipes!
That's a big pipe!
Okay, tractor and semi-trailer.
Trackers combined with semi-trailers are suitable for a wide variety of transport projects depending on what is to be delivered.
A specific semi-trailer must be selected.
You must therefore consider whether you need a cargo trailer, a bulk trailer, or a machine trailer for the transport.
Multi-trailers can carry both vehicles and cargo on the loading area.
Oh my god, this game is so complicated.
You know what? I'll figure it out. It can't be that hard, you know.
It can't be that hard.
This steering is a lot more sensitive than I would have expected.
But don't worry, I will make some quick adjustments and it will never happen again.
Perfect!
Alright!
Oh, there it is!
cracked pipe yeah that's no good we're gonna have to fix that for sure you'll
make x85 thank you for these sub-indicts thank you so much
switch to the mobile crane okay sick
Mobile cranes are used on construction sites on the road, it lifts heavy loads of light
positions, mobile carrier replaced wherever it's needed, okay.
Park the mobile crane next to the load and select the function mode, okay, okay, should
be fine.
The cat stepped on the-
Okay, H. H is um...
Um...
What the...
Man, I want you to find all the information.
Uh, use left and right to extend and retract. Okay.
Oh, I'm extending
Standing
Yes
Now what?
I gotta read the manual.
Now press space to connect the load to the hook.
Okay.
Am I in the wrong spot?
Guys, maybe I did something wrong.
Yo, Matt, thank you for the five gifted.
Oh, oh, there we go, there we go, there we go.
Nine, eight, seven, six, five more to finish all this.
Why is he counting down?
Okay, okay, okay.
Load of defective pipe.
Okay, perfect.
Come on, go, go.
Okay, I need to extend.
Extend.
Yes!
Yes!
That looks like it's on.
I must be closer to the ground.
Come on.
Well, it counted as completing the task, so I think it's okay.
We got it!
New pipes going in!
Come on.
Come on.
Oh my god.
It's swinging around so much.
Yes!
Okay.
Okay, I have to- I think I have to put the damage pipe back on the- back on the, uh, thing.
Come on. Go on. Come on!
oh my god the fucking perspective my brain I thought that it was right on it
it's not even close
it's fucking TTS
Yes! Very good, you're a natural!
Nine, eight, seven, six.
What are you doing?
I'll have more to finish all this.
Come on, help us get this work done.
And you guys didn't believe in me.
Now I've got to throw this shit out and we're good to go.
It turns way too much.
All right.
Now we take this shit to the jump yard and we're done.
Yo!
Oh my gosh!
Anonymous!
Thank you for the 100 gifted!
Holy shit!
Thank you!
Fuck!
Oh!
I just knocked over a bunch of people's mailboxes.
Thank you, Anonymous!
What the f-
Ow!
I- I just knocked over much people's mailboxes.
Thank you, Nonomous!
Uh...
I think that's just the game.
There's-
There's nothing playing.
Nope, these are two years.
The game's just amazing.
Parking
There's nothing it's just the game
Hey Jeff, since we're finished here, maybe you could give me a hand with something else.
Old Joe owns a run-down motel in the outskirts.
Yeah, Airsea, thanks for two months.
I've been promising him for a while that I would do some renovations on the roads.
Be a good fella, not a fat-backed truck.
Maybe?
I'll follow behind and tell you what needs to be done.
No, there's nothing else open.
It's just the game.
Reaver, thank you for the two gifted.
Thank you.
A job completed.
Okay.
Okay, um, I'm through the flatbed truck.
Why is there just random counting down, too?
I don't know if it's supposed to be like a radio station or something.
There's nothing.
I don't know.
It's a good game.
Yo, Snanomedia, thank you for the two get-thin'.
Hello, Hape, my dear. What kind of name is Hape? Do y'all know someone named Hape? I've
never heard the name before. Yeah, that's my name, okay, Lily. I'm sure Hape's your
name in real life. That's Sly Fox Joe picked up the neon sign letters cheap and a crane operator
on the construction site opposite owes me a favor. Drives by there later to pick up the letters.
But first let's take care of the forecourt. I have a roller ready for you so get in and start compacting.
Perfect.
Yeah, Arisi, thank you for the gift, Ed.
Okay, enter the soil compactor.
Oh, shit.
Compact gravel.
He's telling me to compact gravel here.
Am I doing it?
Is it working?
I don't see it going up.
Herbie's thinking for the gifted.
A compacting otter off!
Wait, it's doing something now!
Wait, that was hot.
It's compacting!
Alright.
I can't drive in a straight line apparently so that's rough, but I'm compacting the gravel.
Great. Let me turn this bad boy around.
I'm gonna try to drive it in a straight line.
Dude, I swear the controller doesn't really touchy.
Okay, watch this straight line.
Nothing but W. I'm just holding down W.
Forty percent more to go.
This guy's gonna be so happy.
His gravel is so smoothly compacted.
Iron Max, thank you for the two gift.
Thank you.
Let's get to work.
Compacting this shit.
Dude, I think I'm a great construction worker.
I know y'all are gonna hate the light.
It's not even bad.
It's really not even bad at all.
Look, this is just natural human error, you're never going to get all your gravel compacted
evenly.
And this guy should know that when he's paying for it, you know.
Alright, 10% more to go.
It was Satero Sensei, they said 4 months.
8 more percent, we're going to go down this line and that should be good enough.
I'm actually going to do a little bit more I think.
All right, three more percent to go. I'm gonna drive this shit backwards
Oh my god, it's perfect. So even
Dude, he's going to be so pleased.
That's a great- Oh, Pippo Construction, how cute!
Oh, Cranework, enter the flatbed truck.
Oh shit, okay.
We got more to do.
Drive to the Monument Hotel and get the letters so we can remount them here.
Okay. Oh, we're gonna hang up a sign? I wasn't paying attention to the lore.
Alright, let's get this shit. Hello pedestrians.
Great, great, great. The work never ends. Just the honest, hard-working American, you know?
It ain't easy.
It ain't easy out here at all.
Ah, so peaceful.
I think maybe there was some kind of trailer flying from where I tried to open the DLC,
but it's weird because I never saw it.
It just stopped when I crossed.
Alt tab for Alt Entero trailer.
Dude, it's fun.
I don't drive like this in real life.
You know what?
It kind of looks like it doesn't matter how I drive, because you can't, it doesn't look
like you can break the machine, so I'm just going to full speed, no slowing down for turns.
Yeah, see, it's fine.
Yeah, it's literally indestructible.
Here at Schwarm Enterprises, only the most safe, the utmost safety and care is put into
our projects. No need to worry. Oh, we're going into the big city. A lot of cars appear.
How come the cars disappear when I start coming down the road?
Oh, the moon!
Perfect.
Amazing.
Perfect.
Perfect. Amazing. You are fired. How can I be fired at my own company? Enter the- oh
shit we're gonna use this big thing? Oh fuck. Oh man this is a lot of responsibility. The
manual for the tower crane I don't need that. I don't need that. It's just like any other
crane and I already learned how to use one crane you know. Okay, perfect. Line this shit up.
What are we doing?
Load letters.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Oh
How do I retract the arm?
Oh, there we go, okay
It actually was a little bit different not much but a little bit
We got the M.
Oh, that shit down.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Excellent.
Alright, that's one down, four to go.
One down, four to go.
Which ones do we need? We need a hotel!
Perfect!
Perfect.
Alright, I'm getting better at using the crane too.
I can use multiple types of motion at the same time.
Got it!
Guys, I think I'm really getting the hang of this.
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Okay.
Great.
Two more.
Two more.
We need the L and the T. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, get in there.
Come on, come on.
Oh god, that shit!
No!
Nick A.M., thank you for the two gifts, dude.
Okay, okay, down, down, the truck.
Wait, so I'm a little confused by this quest line.
Are we stealing the letters from this big hotel to Spell Motel for a smaller building?
That's kind of what it seems like.
Is that kind of like, not good, unless this hotel is shutting down, I guess.
I don't know. Yeah, we're just borrowing the letters. Oh, perfect.
Yeah, here at Shore Mentor Prizes, we believe in recycling and not, you know, harming the
environment. So we just take other people's business pieces.
Come on! Yes! Okay. One L.
All right, I figured out the tech
Dude, it was literally in the green
What's in the brain supposed to snap in?
Like at this point, why are we even using the crane?
Like we could just get out and pick it up and put it in the truck bed.
Woo!
We did it!
God bless.
Alright, time to go home.
nice road trip back and then we will install this shit and it will be beautiful and another
profitable day forshoremen or brisings when you use the map to fast travel.
Let's do that actually.
No load securing, we don't need that shit.
We don't need that shit.
OK.
Now we go park here.
Excellent.
Okay, we're going to install some letters.
Crane.
Oh wait, I see.
OK.
Why won't the hook come out?
Instruction view.
Rotate crane.
This doesn't seem correct.
It won't come out!
Okay, let me try getting back in.
Maybe I'll fix it.
Let's try resetting it.
Move and stick Boon up and down.
Oh, there we go.
I think it was just bugged before, that's weird.
Okay, perfect.
All right, we have the L.
Why do I feel like this isn't going to reach?
There we go.
Almost there.
Unloading is not possible because something is in the way.
I'm stuck.
We're going to reset again.
Oh my god.
Nice.
Okay, two more letters to go, or three more letters to go.
Perfect.
So locked in.
Dude, this is my business, my whole life, my livelihood depends on this.
course I'm locked in. Also the controls are kind of hard to use. I keep getting
stuck. You know, deep in here, they were the two gifted. You should try this IRL.
It's way more fun. Oh, and when you actually crash into things, it probably
actually destroys them, right?
I'm locked in.
more. Okay. So we actually just stole these letters from another building, huh? It's
Kind of fucked up.
Okay, I'm gonna be honest, I don't know how to reach this one.
All right, there we go.
Perfect.
Up you go.
Perfect.
Yes!
Alright, you set this shit.
Drive mode.
Nice!
Dude, look how perfect the gravel looks too!
I told you guys I did a good job.
Right, clearing the site.
Excellent.
All of Joe won't believe his eyes.
The entryway looks better than when this place opened 30 years ago.
You did an excellent job.
Even the recycled neon signs are working perfectly.
You can finally see the motel from the highway.
I'm sure it will start attracting tourists.
Yes, yes, I know.
We are such a good company.
Yes, yes.
We are the best around.
Alright, let me see if I can quick-travel.
Nice.
Nice.
Ooh, the gas station.
Okay, um, wait, drive to- drive to the g- oh my god, I was supposed to drive the thing
to the gas station.
The Cat CT 600.
Is this it?
What?
Oh yes.
God damn it!
I thought I could just teleport there.
Apparently not.
I don't know let me teleport in the thing.
Perfect.
Holy shit look at those gas prices!
50 cents!
Guys guess how much my last tank of gas was?
It was fucking ridiculous.
It was $93!
It's like, what the fuck?
They're crazy!
At least I don't drive very much, but like, damn.
wife Helena has been losing money for some time but now that more tourists are
stopping here off the highway they want us to build a new tank. The old tank is
already waiting for you to lift it out of its pit. Well thanks should we do
another construction mission or go next game? Then put some concrete on top and
you're done. Piece of cake right?
All right, we'll go next game.
Okay, let me start...
Polybridge 2 install.
Sick.
Sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick.
So, I would assume that this is a more, do I need to do this?
More detail than the actual in-game thing.
Play Valorant or the Bonnie?
Is she playing Valorant?
Bro, why is she not playing CS?
Who plays Valorant?
Do I have to make an account on that thing?
Okay, let me try making an account here.
Sign up with Gog.
How is Gog?
I am not a robot, oh man, it's making me do the fucking fire hydrant shit.
I think I got please try again. Oh my god, dude. Okay buses. That's a bus. That's a
That's a bus. That's a bus. That's a bus. That's a house. Okay, I think I got them all. I think I got them all. Let's see, verify. Okay, that one worked. Nice. Use your name already taken. Oh my God, I tried to do a grad.
Now I'm going to do the capture again, dude.
There's no way.
Bicycles, okay.
There's a bicycle, there's a bicycle, there's a bicycle.
There's a bicycle in that.
I don't think there's a bicycle in that one.
Please try again!
Dude, there's no way!
Taxis!
Is this yellow one a taxi?
Like, I don't know!
You can't play Gwent without a bicycle.
It is? Okay, it's yellow, sure. Okay, taxi.
It's making me do another one!
Dude!
It's making me do another one!
There's no way!
It's making me do another one.
It's making me do another one.
Oh my fucking god.
Did I do any of them wrong, though?
I feel like I did all of those perfectly.
Oh, no, I did not!
Oh my fucking god.
I did not find it.
Oh my fucking god.
The most annoying part is I did successfully pass it once and then it made me do it again because the username I wanted was already taken.
Okay, cars.
Okay, my question is for Tapsha, do they have a human?
Be like, yep, there's a car in this picture.
Like, is it not just another clanker being like,
oh, nope, there was a fire hydrant there.
They fucked up.
Like, oh my fucking God, dude.
Of course that, thank you for the two gifted.
Oh my God, I passed it.
Please, please, don't let this user name be taken.
Oh god, it worked. It worked.
Holy shit, thank fucking god.
Um, okay, uh, Gwent. Here we go. Perfect.
Guys, what's the thing to make it open on the wrong window? How do I move it?
Okay, well, this works, I guess.
Oh, it's Windows Key.
Oh, I was doing Alt-Shift.
Whoa!
What?
Whoa! What? Okay, this is not my stream big rate. This is my on-screen difficulty.
Oh, this looks so fancy.
The world of the Witcher!
Wow.
Welcome to Gwent, during three short battles we'll teach you how to beat your opponent.
Okay.
Alright, I mean I know how to play, but um...
When I only see two rows though, they play to bear.
Play a card by selecting and placing it on the rows.
Okay, I know that.
Oh, wait, this is different.
Isn't it?
In what there's no attack phase, units remaining on the battlefield contribute towards your
score, the player with the most points wins.
What does doomed mean?
Accessories of cards from the game after lazy battlefield.
Okay.
You're sweating a sign in that jacket.
A 12!
Your opponent has more points than you and wins this round, but don't worry.
You have to win two out of three rounds to claim victory.
Oh my god, I'm losing the tutorial.
How can this be?
Van, thanks for 39 months.
I start every round with both my straw.
Three cards from their deck.
Okay, now this is different.
It's a victory.
Protect the queen.
Ah fuck I fucked up.
I could have waited.
Oh I know, I went, it's okay.
Okay.
One more round to go.
Use your experience from previous rounds to outmaneuver your opponent and take the final round.
There's three enemies by two, then move into the range row.
Pick a card to play.
Spot a left flanking flanking flanking flanking flanking on each side of this unit.
I
Think I'm winning
Let's get this over with
Yeah, hard bitch
GG.
I beat the tutorial.
Excellent.
At the beginning of each game, you can swap out random cards for your deck.
I'm gonna try swapping some now.
Uh...
Oh, hell no.
in usability. Damn, it's gonna be a unit by one. Okay.
What the fuck?
Hold past to pass around and save your strength for later.
Okay, it's literally telling you to give up.
I mean, that's okay.
It's just a tutorial.
I redraws remaining two.
melee damage an enemy of you by three.
You are the best streamer and gamer ever.
Wow, you're a joker. Thanks for 17 months.
Yo, Psylee, thank you for the two gifted damage. Uh, damage two units by one. Okay, we'll do this
Those two
Then
Oh, hi Orla. Thanks for 81 months. Wowee
Crazy
Oh, he passed!
I win!
And I have all these other cards in my hand still too.
Okay, easy peasy.
I hope we still have one.
Blair wins the round and gets to go first in the next one.
Okay, so I go first.
I don't want to do any of these.
What is death glow spawn?
Oh
That's not good
Oh shit, okay, wait wait wait wait wait bye bye bye bye
Oh
Oh, and turn.
And turn.
Sick.
What game is this?
This is fucking wet!
Spawn fog?
Oh it's not that I was turned.
No!
What happened?
I'm not sure what happened.
I'm not sure what happened.
I'm not sure what happened.
No!
What happened?
Three aliens by two.
Damn it.
Okay.
We'll follow.
Thanks for the two.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
We'll follow, thanks for the two.
Woo!
I think I won this easy.
Pass! Wait, I just win! We win! What do you want?
Sick.
Cards in point.
Sorry, the game.
Yo, Andrew's here.
Thank you for the five.
I'll play six turns when cards don't go to pass.
Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.
New in two rounds, so you should save some parts for later.
Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.
Unused cards carry over to the next round.
You draw three cards, max 10.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
I know this.
Each player plays cards.
They'll both pass, but we need to win two rounds.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Sounds good.
Yo, Kyrpetan96!
Thank you for the raid.
Hello.
Hi, welcome.
Welcome Raiders.
We're gonna be at a lovely time and a great stream over there.
Thank you so much.
I'm gonna cross the bridge on this car over there and just put out a street card, yep,
yep, yep.
Got to know that.
Oh, this is a cool map.
If you're trying to start, it means you can redraw one additional card.
Okay, um, draw a card that play a card, spawn fog, and off it returns.
I feel like I'm flying with all these cards.
This is fine.
There's an ally unit by five.
I think the card's a play.
Yo, Oaf, thank you for another five, thank you.
Thank you so much, Moose unit by six.
Roach!
Well, it's just boost roach, why not?
That's my goat.
Seems good to me.
Uh, formation order boost in Alec, you know, by one, charge is three.
I'm not sure, actually I'm not safe.
Damage 3 and ASP 2
Just want a base copy of self on the other row
Ah June, thank you for the 10! Thanks June! Why don't we...
Wee!
Big 10 used it.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I'm pretty strong.
I probably want to try to pass soon if I can.
What?
That's not good.
That's still fine.
I'm going to boost Roach.
This is fine.
Slashgun, thank you for the two gifted.
Thank you.
I guess I'll just keep going.
I'm trying to say for 15 months
I
Got a pass soon. Oh, he passed. Okay sick. I played so much shit though
Oh, what is this?
Thunderbolt boosts an alloy unit by three.
Okay, um, this is fine.
I don't know what I'm doing anyway, so...
So, phone but you shelf in your hand.
Nice.
Joey, thanks for four months.
Ow.
Ow.
They're gonna be unified, too.
I love them, yeah.
It's a million baht.
The sea provides.
I'm just going to try to win this round, like, fuck it.
Tell me what you just did.
This is fine.
What do you want?
This is fine.
It's getting kind of close.
I think I lost!
I should have just let him play some bullshit and then passed in one the third round.
He has one card left over too.
I might be cooked.
Oh no.
Oh no.
He has doubled my cards.
It's not getting the way up we are.
Oh no, it's over!
He's late.
Despair. It was so close.
Despair.
Tell Danny thank you for the raid!
Hello?
Uh...
Gosh, so many nice raids.
Um...
If you change your first fashion expert, I'll take a few minutes.
Okay.
Pick your starter deck, or after three games you'll unlock them all. We got Skellige, Nilfgaard, Monsters, Northern Realms, and Sokoteel.
Oh, what do you guys think? Monsters sounds kind of fun, yeah.
Y Crosslides will remove the opponent's unit to the other row that will apply Frost, which will then damage the class.
Power unit on the row by two for the next two turns.
Cards of Dominance such as Wild Hunt Hound unlock the full potential when you control
the highest part you know in the biofield.
Flying Frost with a card such as Naviforce Crutes or whether it is Frost with increased
basic corn effects duration.
Okay, sure.
Sure.
Sounds interesting.
You shall die one.
I'm just gonna take my butt.
Alright, some little copies of soul from this deck into this row.
Oh!
Okay.
I see, I see.
Oh
Imaging unit by
It's like a locking unit, what does a walk mean?
You know the status has its abilities disabled.
Okay.
Some of the old spiritual indexes will increase its base power by six and banish self.
I
I don't know what I'm doing.
We make certain the magnify is never sicked.
Oh, he passed.
Alright, well, let's pass two.
Okay, now I need to be careful not to overplay and just win round three.
Retro's.
Perhaps so I can probably just win, right?
Yeah.
I'm gonna boost this hound up and make him nasty okay I gotta try to kill this guy if
I can...
Wait, lock unit!
Yes, yes, yes.
Perfect.
Let's do an alien on this row. Okay.
Uh...
It's very good.
Actually I probably should have done the two turds and the spawning thing.
That's okay.
Oh, wait, that was fine.
Purify Rooball's status is from the target unit.
Okay.
I think I can just win this especially cuz my my hound he's just stacking he's getting really chunky
Dude, Project Hope, thanks for the sub.
I misread it.
I just damaged my own robe.
I don't know if I did that right, but it looked right.
The hound is 17, strength now.
I think I got this in the bag!
You wouldn't want to hurt us, would you?
Copsies overboard! Light ones to the page!
Okay.
You see?
I did it!
Let's open this keg and grant you 5 monster cards from any set forward which are of at
least common rarity, and a 5th one chosen from 3 cards that is guaranteed to be at least
rare.
Oh shit, loot boxes.
Six seven six seven
Last card every keg is a choice of one out of three red riders
Pure fine I mean you move an enemy unit to the room targeted
Can you buy more packs oh shit my daily rewards let's go it's time to try standard mode the
best way to experience points oh well apparently I'm searching for an opponent
that was fast oh I didn't just queue into someone with like a thousand hours in
game. Which I would assume is probably what just happened. Time to get meta decked. Maybe.
Oh, like I got Geralt.
That was this tactical advantage order boost and allied unit by five
Okay, I got this real tanky guy now
There very opponent plays a unit on their side the battlefield damage it by one that sounds bad
I don't think that was bad, but whatever.
Let's judge myself in an enemy unit by one.
I feel like I don't want to play a lot now, so I let my hound win, right?
Dude, I fucked up.
Oh no!
This guy's probably so confused.
Okay, actually he passed. We're fine. We're fine. He passed.
Why did I do that? Okay, I didn't know it. Okay, I'm learning, though.
Well, okay, that recessed it. You know, that makes sense.
Should I just try to go all in for the win, you think?
I can try it.
I
Play
I should have put that in the melee room
What was that?
Bleeding!
Okay, that's fine.
I believe in you.
Yeah.
Come on.
We'll follow you always.
I'm bleeding!
He has a lot more cards than me. Maybe I should try to pass.
Are you all thinking I could win?
I have a lead but it's small.
It's risky.
Maybe I could win.
I mean, you know with nine or I could destroy the bear if he keeps buffing it
Let's go for it
Okay, I have two Cartiers 3.
I don't know how purify works.
Oh no.
Nico, thanks for 13 months.
He doesn't have any 9 plus strength units.
Okay, if he can do 8.
Okay, if he can do eight. Oh no
Okay, I still have a chance though because we're not the same number of cards, but it's just RNG
So close
These are high-cost cards, I think this is okay.
Oh, bear!
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
I
Go
When I win
Our work is in progress.
Oh!
Thanks all I got those high cost cards.
Yo, it baked her 116 months!
Thanks baker, holy shit!
Thank you!
Oh, I beat an actual human.
Or is it?
She means you experience points.
This picture is a mosaic piece.
Okay.
Watch your first card back. We equipped it for you. The green horn card back. Okay.
Uh, okay. Guess we'll play another.
Why not?
Praise the sun!
It's dead as a creature!
Oh, Johnny! Thank you for the 10 gift dude! Thanks Johnny!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Where's the dominance?
Little harsh power.
I'll just play all these, I guess.
If your- where is this?
If your protos want to run around this game, spawn and play battle preparation.
Oh well, I haven't run around yet.
So that's okay.
Die!
Pass, Pussy!
Pass!
Pussy, pass.
Pass, Pussy.
Yeah, I don't know if these are bots or not.
I mean, naming a bot breaks the sun would be pretty funny.
I should play give one charts all allied machines and hands deck and on the battlefield
He passed!
But he did play a card that buffs, or because one charged, okay.
He's got more cards than me.
We could try the all in, I guess.
I feel like I'm not really getting a lot of things I need to purify.
Let's try to just win this round I guess.
Gwent's world champion in chat. Crazy.
I don't know what... what tech is this? I don't know.
I'm gonna play this because I've only seen like one card that's worth walking so far.
Yo, Copa Fela is singing for the five, thank you.
I got here by one.
I'll just play this.
Call is overboard, nine ones to the cage.
That was a token.
I see what's hook in if there's ally double the boost sometimes I've had
enough
I
I'm gonna kill this guy. Goodbye
Oh, he's pissed. He has so many cards though. I could still lose.
Oh, sure.
Run into there!
Spawn Frost.
Oh, and I haven't used this yet.
Umm...
I'm just going to try to win.
Wait, what?
This loyal deploy boosts now a unit by seven.
Okay.
Watch this.
Okay, I have a plan, guys.
Oh, I should have done this first, actually.
I'll see plays of melee. Oh, perfect. This is perfect for my my evil plan.
What is this second thing do? Okay, I don't want to do that again.
I got nine and I'm gonna play this shit and boosts like crazy.
Okay, that's fine.
We know the mysteries of time that stay all of them.
Perfect.
What?
Damage.
Tuning is by number of stats is on units adjacent to damage.
Damage 20 units by the number of statuses I'm units to G. What I guess to the spy status. Oh, no
die
Okay, well, that's all I wait no I can do this
That's all I got in me he has two more cards, but I think I won still
Stop the power
Yes! Get fucking bitched! Praise the sun if you're even a real person!
So you're a soon-additional ward? Okay.
This is your new border. We've already equipped it for you.
Floors are cool dishes to your avatar. Thank you.
Your orders are cool, just send it to your avatar, thank you.
Okay, I have one more standard game for this quest thing.
Now we're against one more card.
Yeah, they need to go at once.
What is this?
Bail, let's use from getting other statuses.
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Hello, can you guys hear the beeping?
Our smoke alarm is going off and it smells like everything's burning out there because
I guess Bonnie set it off.
Also I have some info.
It definitely is a bot in the game because even when my internet went out it was still
playing the game. I was like oh wow it's amazing. I had to restart my router again
dude. I had to restart it again. It's so bad. I mean I'm gonna try to get some to
come out here tomorrow but yeah it's just really bad. It's very very bad. Okay
maybe I'll play against real real people now. Wait I said there's a b-
Okay, they're doing maintenance on the game, I guess.
Man!
What timing!
Well, that's okay, I guess.
Dude, the fire alarm is still going off!
Oh my goodness.
That is unfortunate.
Alright, we will do the next subsunday game, which is Polly Bridge 2.
Let's freaking go. Yeah, that is unfortunate. I started playing right when they did maintenance.
What are the odds of that?
Dude, can you guys still hear the alarm?
It's so- no, it's so loud!
You know, hug vTorR, thank you for the prime.
And I went out, I don't know, what, what is she cooking?
Oh, another download channel, what is she cooking?
I went out there, I was like, what is burning?
I thought, I gotta scare this actual fire,
and then she went, it's okay, everything's fine.
Okay, ready or not, I'm gonna buy this.
Oh, I already have it. Perfect. Wait, it's this game? It's the SWAT game? Oh my god.
Okay. Oh, I already have it installed. Perfect. Okay.
Yeah, Ross, thank you for the two. Welcome to Polybridge 2. Let's build a bridge across
the gap. First, click road on the boss like the road material. Okay.
Strong regime support, click to select the wood material. Dude, it's telling me to build
some fucking bullshit. Okay, time to test it.
Oh my god!
Who could have predicted this?
That was my fault.
Press Reduce and return to build mode and try again.
Fix the gap in the trusses.
Let's connect these two joints to strengthen the bridge.
Okay.
Oh no!
There's still a problem throughout, okay?
should be connected with triangles for strength when we have a square right click
and drag it's like the problem area so we can fix it
shift left click to drag okay okay now it's looking more even perfect it's okay
what are you making
it was butter it's okay don't don't hurt yourself dude how do how do you set off
the fire alarm with butter I don't understand okay look oh shit how do I
Okay, undue. Okay, perfect, perfect, perfect. Okay, perfect.
Wood. Oh, budget $10,000! So, it's- I don't need to use the whole budget, right?
Like it should be okay.
Uh oh.
Dude, you know, both of my parents have dual engineering master's degrees.
I really hope they don't watch this stream.
Oh wait, it works!
Yay!
I mean, definitely could have been more efficient, right?
Uh, build a bridge on a slope.
Okay, we can do that.
Um...
Okay, maybe let's use, uh...
Wood down here?
What do you guys think of this?
I don't know, this doesn't look good.
I don't know if I like the look of this.
Greg's gonna be so disappointed in me.
Ah, fuck what I just do.
Perfect. Perfect.
No!
Does this look right to you guys?
Cause I, I don't know.
I have faith in this!
Okay, maybe if I build down and make more support for this.
Why isn't it reach?
Like this?
Um, I'm just gonna start all over!
You're J.Killin, thank you for the gifted.
Okay, what if we make it straight out here, and then it kinda goes down?
Like that maybe?
What do you guys think?
Then we build supports here.
And this definitely needs support, right?
How's it looking?
How's this look?
Yo Jake, Kellen, thanks for the gifted sub.
It was so close!
Okay, just a few more supports and it'll be fine.
We have plenty of budget.
Plenty of budget.
Is it good to build under?
Maybe we'll just copy what's on top underneath.
underneath. I don't know. Oh, why doesn't that reach? Maybe we don't need it. Maybe
we don't need it. Maybe we don't need it.
Okay, what if I use Reinforced Road right here?
Overbudget?
Okay, well this doesn't look like it's doing anything.
Okay, new idea!
I just delete all of this and the cards has to go off a ramp.
What do you guys think of this design?
Good?
Okay, we're $30 under budget.
You'll lose all of this for the two gifted.
Yeah!
Yeah! Best bridge ever!
Bridge of steel!
Steel's much stronger than wood, but it's also very expensive.
Okay, we can make a steel bridge.
I'll see if it even needs any support.
Oh!
Uh, okay, I misunderstood. I misunderstood.
definitely misunderstood okay I misunderstood again
I don't know why it's longer at the beginning.
Luca, thank you for the two.
Erm.
Okay, looks great.
What?
What?
Why is my road falling?
We're over budget.
I don't understand.
How do I fuck this up with different heights? Okay, uh, okay
steel bridge
Nice and simple
Perfection.
Uh, don't let the boats hit your bridge, try building over it.
Okay, um...
Oh my god, how are we gonna do this?
Um...
Okay.
Man, what the hell?
Is this going to work?
I feel like this isn't going to work.
Okay, well the beginning worked.
Oh my lord, now I'm gonna save for the gifted.
We're over budget!
Okay I need to delete all of this. I think we have to use less steel. Less steel for sure.
Okay.
Steal in the middle, I do this, oh my lord it's so expensive, um, you can probably just
Let's use what under here?
Probably.
It doesn't reach?
I'm just stressing me out.
Alright, okay, so let's see how it looks up...
Okay, you know, we don't even need this at the end.
And let's do some reinforced road for the ramp.
And then here we're just going to have it go off.
How's it looking guys?
That's great, right?
Now some wood here.
Well, let me see how this...
Oh, brother!
Oh
Over budget
Over budget.
How?
Over budget!
How?
Guys, I must admit, I'm a little bit lost and confused.
My fucking god.
Oh my fucking god.
I'm starting this whole thing over.
Okay, we're gonna let it go up here.
I feel like that makes more sense.
Okay one thing at a time, does this work?
Okay!
Okay!
Um.
Ummm...
Shutter to side.
What's your problem, Shutter?
He's sick of me.
Okay, wait!
Wait!
I've...
I COOKED!
Oh my god, it worked!
Amazing.
must collect their checkpoint before collecting their flag.
What?
I don't know if I understand.
Well I think I understand maybe, but I'm an expert bridge builder now.
You can rely on me for all of your construction needs, of course.
I don't see.
maybe if I remake this area a better ramp it'll be okay you're raging able to
give us five gifted
I can't build it straight, because I have to get this freaking star.
How am I supposed to get this?
Yes!
Okay, what if I make it symmetrical?
I think they like when they're symmetrical.
Yo, just Henry, thank you for the gift, did?
Ugh.
Oh no dude.
Is it because it's not symmetrical?
Guys, it's not symmetrical. I have to start over.
Despair.
Now, what do we think about this design?
Good or no?
I think there's potential here.
Oh my god, it's even worse!
Why is it failing at the beginning?
I think I see the problem.
I think.
How am I supposed to get this fucking star?
Maybe this is too heavy.
I
Guys it's so cocked
Why is it asymmetrical AGAIN?
Please.
This is stressing me out so much.
Guys, I don't think I know how to build a house.
You're stressing me out so much!
Guys, I don't think I know how to build a bridge!
I need to stress eat, hold on.
Luxus Faro, I'm thinking for the 54 months.
Guys, what do I do?
Build a bridge?
What do you think I'm trying to do?
I've never seen a bridge that dips down like this in real life, like is this even possible?
Okay, maybe there's hope here, maybe.
This is the most stressful game I've ever played for Sub-Sunday.
I'm gonna get a job.
I'm gonna get a job.
Daddy.
Daddy.
Daddy.
Oh, no.
I need steel beams dude to hold this shit together.
Okay this no bridge above I gotta make sure the one underneath works first
It's shits and portent!
Oh my god.
Is this supposed to be easy?
You went a little farther!
Yo, Bolts, thanks for the 10 gifted subs.
Thank you.
Okay, I feel like this shape could work, though, maybe.
Like it's a little better.
Maybe.
What if I like?
Oh my god.
It's genius. It has to work. Right?
Okay, maybe it's just the top car is killing it. Maybe I do need to just...
I think it's just the top car keeps killing it, so it can't, uh, can't make your cross, that's all.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so if I just build a road across here, then everything
will be perfectly fine.
I
Guys! I feel like it's never gonna happen. I think it's so cold.
We're over budget!
No, I'm not still on the tutorial, this is the game!
This shit's hard, you guys don't get it!
I need these.
Dude, once I get this, bottom one figured out!
Okay, I'm just gonna try to make an actual bridge first.
That's probably the most important thing to do here.
Guys, I can't take this, I'm so stressed.
I'm a terrible engineer.
Yeah, so let's just build a road across first and then go from there.
That seems simple enough.
The van is so fucking heavy!
Okay, I have two working bridges now, but now I need to get this shit.
Okay, um, this is the actual hard part.
Can I just like make like a tiny bump up or something like...
How am I supposed to get the things?
Oh my god.
Fuck this game for real dude.
What am I supposed to do?
This game is so evil.
Oh, evil.
They've both got the stars, dude!
Dude!
Wait a second! Hold up! Wait, the top is working now!
I don't have a lot of budget left, though.
Oh, man, but what do I do underneath?
Is it just as simple as this, maybe?
Yeah?
Maybe...
I don't know.
Four triangles.
I'm trying!
Sorry.
Sorry
I just need the red card to keep going. I see the red card keep going. It's fine. Oh my god. Oh
My god, I did it
Max stress 72% actually it was more like 95% I was so stressed
Hector thanks for the 53 months
My TTS broke again. It's like every time the internet goes out.
Weird.
Some almost have hydraulics.
This is honestly sad to take this pity sub.
Hydraulics are all your bridges to change shape.
We have to modify this bridge to allow the boat to pass by.
by
Detnith, thank you for the five gifted subs.
Place two pistons to match the guidelines above.
Dude, I don't understand.
HydroxmyExpander could track to plus or minus 50% of their initial length.
the arrow the hydraulic to the right side out to...
I'm gonna double click on the indicating joint to create a split joint.
If we similarly the bridge now would tear itself apart move to indicated
stress to allow the hydraulic to move.
Okay.
While the hydraulic to the porn to know where your rotation points are the
Highline joint rotates as the hydraulic contracts. Oh, look at that!
Guys, this is way too complicated.
This is a test.
Oh, no, dude. Should I go next game?
I think I've been on this one for a while.
Thanks, Hunch, for the test.
Okay, let's go next game.
Next game is Ready or Not, but I will
spin the next one and hopefully I can download it without my internet exploding again.
We got pineapple on pizza. Okay. Well, let me buy it. I don't think I have it.
I don't like pineapple on pizza. Oh, it's free.
Alright. Very nice. Okay, now we are playing. Ready or not?
Thank you for the two gifted.
Thank you.
Very exciting installing scripts.
Okay, I'm going to order food.
What should I get?
This isn't a scary game, is it?
I feel like an action game or something.
Not sure.
Okay.
Um, I'm gonna get, oh should I get far Chinese food?
I'm not gonna get both.
That's too much food.
Okay, I'm getting a large soup, pot stickers.
Uh, I usually get the Singapore noodles, but I think I'm gonna get something different.
It's gonna get Lomain, I guess.
Okay, sick.
Welcome to your new on the beat of a veteran.
There are three difficulty modes.
Casual, standard, hard.
Okay.
I guess we'll do standard.
Looks fine to me.
I'm not going to let you go.
Gulp.
Welcome back, officer.
It's been a while since your last qualification.
Let's not waste each other's time.
The key to excellence is perfecting the basics.
What's going on?
Graphics, Yonata, thank you for the five gifted! Thank you so much!
Dance motion blur, no. No.
So let's see what you've got. Now grab your rifle so we can start. Move over to the indoor
I want to see what you can do, Cold.
Lowering your weapon allows you to move faster, okay?
Grab a loaded magazine on the table and get loaded.
Load and make ready.
Command and fire today. It's threat.
Shooter, on you.
Engage the target on command.
Threat!
Enough point shooting.
Shoulder of that rifle for a good sight picture before firing.
Remember to switch between semi and full auto based on the situation.
Next step, transition to your sidearm.
Engage the targets as they present.
Remember, switching to your sidearm to be in contact with the enemy.
You're shooting well, but let's focus on some surgical shots.
Slow your breathing, get a perfect sight picture, and trigger press.
Try again.
Threat!
I'm out of bullets.
Let's work on an alternative shooting position for close quarters.
Reference is useful for close combat and station, plus zero, zero.
Press O?
Now toggle your weapon attachment.
What?
Use the laser for better shot.
That's how this goes with the laser pointers.
Stand by.
Press thumb button mouse two.
Thre-
Thumb button mouse two.
Am I doing it?
Oh, okay.
The LSPD Armory has a bunch of improved attachment style figure weapons.
More on that later.
Right now, let's see if you're warmed up enough to pass one of our drills.
Hit all the targets under part time, and you'll get your name on the leaderboard.
Three, two, one, we're going!
Threat!
He's a good enough.
Good.
Now it's time for some deployment practice.
Have a few flashbangs from the table.
Go ahead and throw them through the open windows.
If you need more, carry them in the case.
I did not make it through.
There's no kind of like indicator or anything.
And I'm out of flashbangs.
That's the point.
Welcome to the real world, bro.
It's a fucking video game.
What do you mean?
Y'all are gonna watch flashbangs, people realize.
Well, the last lethal means is to take away potential suspects.
Make sure you treat them with respect.
Now, are you ready to meet your element?
Or are you going to stay here?
Who are you?
All right, then.
Now, through the door and head over to the shoot house.
OK.
Wow, guys.
It's so realistic.
There's a giant red arrow telling me the correct door.
Press F to check door lock while looking for a keyhole.
Press F to equip the multi-tool.
What?
OK.
All right, now you can peek or open doors.
Beware of threats.
Die!
Down to the ground, now!
We're looking at the middle section of any hole.
Above the middle section?
OK.
Yo, wheeze, thank you for the 10 gifted.
Let me let you clear spaces without being overexposed, clear the room using lean or free
lean.
Okay.
Guys, I don't think I can play this game, I think that my motion sickness is just really
bad with these head bob games.
I already don't feel good.
Yeah, I don't even see an option to turn it off.
So yeah, I'm just going to go next, sorry.
I don't know why for some games it's fine and for other games it's not.
It just depends on how they design the camera.
My bad.
When I put on pizza, oh what the fuck?
What is this?
Oops, fuck, wait, I...
I thought it meant exit the settings, not exit the whole game!
Oh no.
Oh, they're picking up my food already.
Sick.
Amazing.
Okay.
Do it all the way.
Yo, Puma, thank you for the five gifted, thank you.
Perfect.
Mary Kippy, thank you for the gifted in Embo's 23 months.
It's my birthday, love it.
Oh, happy birthday, Embo.
So, what does this have to do with pineapple on pizza?
I'm scared.
Oh, they're all so happy, that's so nice!
Amazing!
Amazing!
They must just be really excited to eat pineapple and pizza.
Sailboat. Step onto a sailboat.
I knew anything with a boat.
It's getting options.
Daily gaming things for the gift sub.
We're three from 12k, a whole of birds.
So what am I- Oh shit, it's a farm!
Okay, there's cappages, corn.
Hmm. Thanks Oliver, thank you for the two gift gifts.
I don't know, thank you for the three gifted thank you.
Are you feeding the birds?
Bird can approach the man feeding the birds.
So, A-Pack, look, thank you for the 5.
Thank you guys so much.
So like, this game was free.
Is this the whole game?
River, thank you for the 2.
Did I miss like the tutorial area or some shit?
Oh, hello guys.
Then everyone's just partying, having a great time!
There's some kind of volcano eruption picture drawing on there.
What an amazing soundtrack this game has too!
This is incredible.
I've already been here.
I guess I'll go to the boat side a bit on, right?
Oh, they're playing limbo!
So I can go up here.
I think I'm getting quieter.
Prime Enu, thank you for the two gifted.
So what happens if I jump in?
Oh my god, and Jensen, thanks for the 20 gifted, thank you.
Thanks, and Jensen.
Well, then I go, I suppose.
Um...
Oh, it's rising!
Why is it rising? No! Wait! Wait! Wait!
But there's so many people down there dancing, having fun!
I activated the locato.
Oh no! Oh no! Guys! Guys! Watch out!
Guys! Oh no! Oh no!
Oh no! Guys! Watch out!
Stop! Stop partying!
Oh no guys! Guys! Guys! The world is coming!
Why are we gonna let them get away from us?
Guys! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Guys! Guys! Oh no!
I can't see me now!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
I don't know what to do!
I can't open it!
Oh my god, it's a pineapple on pizza!
But first, we have to make sure it's on the right track, and it's not as much of a drag.
In the end, we'll be able to get to the right track.
I'm not sure if I can get there, but I'm going to need to make sure.
And don't forget to hit the subscribe button for more!
I don't even know what to say right now.
Go for new game plus!
I missed a lot of achievements.
You can escape?
Wow, that was um...
That was an incredible game.
Billions, dead force and insane.
Crumblebird, thanks for three years.
Wow, what a game.
Three years late for Game of the Year, it doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
Okay, I think I need to roll another one.
Using more time to type that than for the playthrough.
Yeah.
LEGO Star Wars, the Skywalker saga.
Is that even on Steam?
Um, hopefully it's not too big to Dalmo, let me see.
Dude, I loved LEGO Star Wars when I was a kid.
LEGO Star Wars the Skywalker Saga, $50!
Okay, well, we'll be by this.
I'll get the Deluxe Edition.
Oh, no, it's asking me to verify my PayPal again.
What's wrong with my money steam?
Space required, 38 gigabytes, uh-oh.
We might start seeing some colors on the stream here soon.
This will probably take a bit to download.
Maybe I should play something while I wait for it to download.
Let's see, what can we do?
I could do Geometry Dash.
One Twitch, thanks for 13 months.
P-I could play PoE2, or what's the point of playing PoE2
for like 10 minutes?
Um, yeah, I could play Geometry Dash, perhaps, bro, I'm so fucking hungry.
Nine minutes away, my food is.
Yes.
Yes.
I'm so hungry that I can't even think.
It will take more than 10 minutes.
Let's say what it thinks.
Dude, I hate my internet so much!
How is this real?
Okay, what if I play one Counter-Strike game?
I feel like there's no way it'll actually take a full hour.
How about one Counter-Strike game, perhaps?
Or one League game.
Which would you guys prefer?
Fine, yeah, I'll play Geometry Dash, sure.
We will do that.
Because it won't take more internet power, I suppose.
Yeah, Mr. Fantastic, thank you for the two gifted.
Wait, Slay the Spire, wait, hold on.
Wait, would y'all rather a little Slay the Spire or Geometry Dash Break?
Which one?
Which one?
I fucking love Slay the Spire, dude.
so good. Okay, we can do one slay the spiron, but I'm pretty new, so I'm sure people are
gonna backseat me. Just please forgive me, I've only done like five runs or something,
So I'm not very good.
Just don't get mad at me, dude.
I'm trying my best here.
I swear.
Oh, is it kind of quiet?
Oh, is it like, hell of a quiet for you guys, too?
Can't backseat if I don't play it and just watch you.
Lol.
Fair.
There we go.
I obtained a random rare card you may ignore, pass and choose in the next room to travel
to three times.
one of your strikes and one of your defense. We've lost 12 max HP.
Uhhhh...
Let me try this.
I've never seen any of those before.
Okay, let's go this way.
I will backseat regardless.
It's even worse if someone backseats and they don't even know how to play the game.
The 10 damage by one vulnerable exhaust.
Let's hit this guy, I guess.
Weak.
Troll, Carpe, draw a skill, gain 3 block.
I did not draw a skill.
Fuck my life, dude!
Oh, I kind of just killed this guy.
I'm done.
I could have killed him and then hit that guy, too.
I got the fan, but smack this guy, perfect.
Make sure there's spores, sporgas have enough spanks or your quibble meter won't fill up.
Uh, I understand.
Dude, I can't block that- what a shit hand!
This is shit!
I feel like I have to block this as possible though because I don't have a lot of HP.
And now, of course, I don't get enough to kill him!
Like, what is this shit?
This is fine.
I do love Shiv builds. Shiv builds are so fun.
I've done Shiv poison, um, sly.
I don't know if there's more for, um...
If there's more for...
What's their name? I already forgot.
What's this green guy's name? Oh, this is the silent what's what's their name?
Every 200 like poison oh poison
Maybe I could try a poison build perhaps
Obtain the sword of stone
Transformers are a powerful relic after defeating five elites
Gain 107 gold, lose 7 health.
Are we going to fight 5 elites though?
Hmm, I mean it's the beginning of the run, so it could work.
Maybe I'll try that.
Maybe we'll try it.
I don't have a lot of health, but that's okay.
Vulnerable.
Okay, you're fucking dead, buddy.
Otter, thanks for 27 months.
Hello, gamers.
Hello.
Can I wait for a Stormster Wailoff?
Yeah.
Yeah, he's pushing certain comics in public sturdy
Okay, this guy is dead now
Just curious ever what is your evil rating and chess brother? I I don't play chess
That's like negative whatever
Dude, I'm gonna be honest like I don't even understand how to win in chess
Like I've tried it, I just don't I just don't get it
Game four block okay deal seven damage gain two dexterity
Take that I guess cuz it's free
I'm looking for a poison perhaps deal 15 damage
Oh, out of ship. Describe your hand. Draw the many cards.
I'll return up to one card. The gambit. Gain 50 block.
Deal 8 damage. Damage all your enemies equal to the damage.
Delt.
Hello?
Why does it sound like Bonnie's clapping outside my window?
It's just the voices.
Are you sure?
Should I move anything?
My food's here!
Yes, it's fucking going.
Let me check on my LEGO Star Wars download.
Okay, it's going.
It's slow, but it's going.
At least the stream isn't lagging.
So that's nice.
Okay, um, I guess I will save now.
I don't really want any of these other ones.
Okay, I'm gonna go grab my food.
Be right back.
Yo, Omega Goon.
Thank you for the two years.
Oh, slash.
So apparently the clapping was because one of Senna's cats escaped outside and Bonnie
was trying to lure it back in.
Okay, please be something good.
ROOM FULL OF CHEESE!
No way!
Look around and see if there are any traps that above you is more cheese.
The chaos in this room period made of cheese.
The furniture's also cheese.
Suddenly the door slams behind you.
It's also made of cheese.
Loose 4 HP obtained the chosen cheese.
I didn't call that. Gain 1 max HP?
We don't want common cards, do we?
I mean, I don't- my deck doesn't- isn't really anything yet,
So maybe I do want the common cards. I can't really afford to lose a lot of HP. What do you guys think? Oh shit? What's up, Jay?
Go for the cheese.
Really?
Cheese always.
Are you strong?
I got the chosen cheese.
Dude, I'm gonna have to fight this elite with no health.
I can do it. It's okay. I guess. Oh, it's this fucker. Okay. We're cooked
Look guys. I got my pot stickers
Look at the the crispiness
They drop soup and I usually get through the Singapore noodles
But this time I got low-made. It's so fucking hot. Oh my goodness
16 damage, huh?
I think I lose this, but you know, I'll try.
I don't have any damage.
Like my build is not going, guys.
But I think the chosen cheese was a throw.
Why do?
I should have used this earlier.
Okay, we can at least block it, but I don't have a lot of resources left.
Oh
Shit I just flicked some of the juice and it burned my chest dude this shit. It's so fresh
Okay, maybe if I do it really slow...
Dude, it's so over her!
Actually, I'm not doing her.
All I'm doing is blocking!
I have no damage cards!
I can't afford to lose health!
Oh my god.
Well, he's gonna get stunned soon.
So there is that.
Uh, I'm just gonna go for the stun.
Okay, sick. I would try more damage. So that was my chance!
No damage!
Guys, I should not have taken the cheese.
I think I just kind of got unlucky too though.
Guys it's over.
What am I supposed to do?
Okay, that was not the best turn to get all those cards.
Well, rip the run.
Airway, thanks for 31 months.
Okay, how's Michael's shop doors doing?
29%.
Not very good.
We'll go again, that's okay.
It'll get better.
And the Golden Pearl,
whatever you raise at rest site,
raise your max HP by five,
remove two cards from your deck, lose 16 HP.
All these sound pretty good.
Yo, you, I owe you a day for the seven gifted, thank you.
What do you guys think?
Which one?
3 could be good, yeah.
Should I remove 2 strikes?
I feel like 2 strikes is probably the best, right?
Because you want some of the blocks.
Want it each?
Okay.
I can do that.
Yeah, Ann and Hawth, thanks for 14 months.
All right. Where do we want to go? I think we will go... this way? I guess.
Oh
I believe that the luck will be better this time.
Like last time I got kinda lucky, but not really, because I couldn't even...
I mean I was just so excited about Room of Cheese, I've never seen that one before.
Hmm.
I could go for a slide deck or I could go for a shiv deck perhaps.
I really like slide decks.
Hmm. But shivs are fun.
Do shivs, I guess.
This is a ledge spinner.
OK.
I could have, I didn't need to use that other block.
Whoopsie.
Alright, next turn I fucking kill him.
This little bitch.
Maybe.
Ooh, gain six block, add one shiv to your hand.
Okay.
We're going for a shiv deck, I guess.
And our deck's already been getting a little bit thinned out, so that's nice.
Ah, I'm gonna flip this guy down.
He's dead.
I
Know stars, thanks for five months. Thank you. Oh and gilder. Thank you for the two gifted
Widebark
Hold on a turn on the AC. I am sweating like crazy
It's 80 degrees in here! What is wrong with me?
Oh my god!
I'm baking in here and I'm eating hot food!
So dumb!
Okay, oh blade dance again! Backflip, gain 5, block, draw 2 cards.
Backflip's pretty good.
Hmm, I think maybe it's another blade dance.
What do you guys think?
I got 2 shaves, and then maybe I'll get the...
Hmm, I got the shift build.
I did 8 damage, just hit double your block, Shadowmult's pretty good, right?
Uh, deal 20 damage, if Fatal gained 20 gold.
Ooh.
Oh, probably just remove a card, right?
Fumes is good.
Do y'all think fumes or acrobatics?
I think acrobatics is a little bit better.
Let's take a shot.
I have 10 gold now, we're broke.
Okay, go here.
That was in this guy.
I'm going.
I'm going.
I just do.
Um.
Just seven damage.
I'm gonna take this.
That is perfect.
Exactly what we needed.
Oh, I could have played this.
Fuck, I'm stupid, okay.
That's a 6 block.
Oh, gain 11 block again.
Okay, he's got next turn for sure.
not actually I'm drinking egg drop soup
straight from the container because it is
delicious
drinking soup in the entire container dude
I'm not I'm not to share with anyone so
That's fine.
All for me.
Yeah, who likes sharing their food?
Like, what the hell?
Who does that?
Hmm.
I don't know if I want any of these.
Maybe piercing wall?
Do you guys think skip?
None of these really go with what I'm trying to do.
20 gold when attacking brother. I only have 20 gold. Oh my gosh.
Wait, he takes it even through Bloch?
What the fuck?
That's kind of crazy.
I got no attack.
Yo a pimp named Pepperjack!
Thank you for the 5 gifted.
Thanks Pepperjack!
Thank you so much.
Six block.
Maybe I should just try to kill him.
I think I can kill him.
Sick.
Oh wait, he summons more?
Oh my God, okay.
He's gonna try to run. I don't have enough damage to kill him. No.
Dude how unlucky is that that going slash in seven block
I kind of need damage a little bit.
Do I want to go fight this elite?
I feel like I can do it.
Fuck it.
He's already blowed half health, I'm weak.
This is easy.
Wait, that's it?
Uh oh.
Wait, that's it? Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. Well, I went down the path of the elite and that was um, normal guy.
Sly draw two cards.
Maybe I could discard that with my um, one thing, okay, I can at least go rest if my HP is fucked.
I NEED DAMAGE BAD
Why is my nose running?
It's the coke! I don't do coke, I swear!
I don't have one block.
Oh look at these free defense!
And of course on my turn to attack I only draw defensive cards.
Very unfortunate, isn't it?
Well I think I can kill him this turn, yeah I can.
Die!
Fly deals 6 damage to all enemies.
I have some discard cards.
Gonna take that maybe.
Enemies drop 15 additional gold.
Great.
Should we try the elite?
I think we rest.
And I can try one of the next elites.
Ooh!
Okay.
Should I go for the unknown or another rest?
Uh, I'm gonna go for another unknown.
Oh, exhaust your hand, draw 10 cards, obtain Fresnel Lens.
Wonder, whether you add a card that gains block and chance to a nimble 2.
Uh...
I don't know if I can afford to lose the HP. Let's do it, whatever.
Fuck it.
I'm dead. It's this fucker again, dude!
This fucking guy!
Yeah, but this time I have damage.
Maybe this time I can get him.
I need a little bit of luck.
Uh-oh. Pray for me, guys!
Okay, maybe I can stun him next turn.
I think this is for sure doable
Fuck, I wanted more damage.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh, no
Okay, at least I got neutralized
Fuck it
I'm going for the big card to kill him sooner if he dies sooner it means I take less damage, right?
All right, 20 more health.
Please let me kill him this turn.
Oh my god, I can kill him.
Woo!
One stack for the Sword of Stone!
First time you play a Powerish Call I gained 7 block.
Okay.
Oh, escape plan!
Uh, nimble increases block.
Oh, add three shives to your hand.
But nimble escape plan, that's pretty good.
Okay.
I did not pull what I needed to pull.
Nice.
Oh, he'll tend damage to all enemies.
Wait, I think this might kill all of them.
Wow!
Broke in
Escape plan with nimble though, but bullet time
Hmm main Joker 17 months, I mean
Okay, we got a rest for sure
Uh, I don't know what this guy does
Okay, this is a pretty good first turn.
I hate these status cards.
Oh boy.
I guess I'll just play this since I have it.
I don't know if that's worth it.
Intangible, reduce all damage taken and HP lost to 1, last for 1 turn.
Okay, um, I guess I'll just block then.
Oh no.
I'm going to take a lot of damage.
Oh, no!
Dude, I have so many of his stupid fucking Beckins things!
against thangs!
Oh fuck, I didn't play the back end.
Shit, oops.
Oh, that's okay, I'm gonna walk.
Some of y'all in this chat look like this fish for sure, I can't prove it.
I can see that, yeah.
Oh my god.
I think I'm dead.
Oh my god!
Okay, one more line, and then Legger should be ready.
Dude, these are the worst runs I've ever had!
Is this the on-stream lock?
Isn't the on-stream lock supposed to be like, insanely, disgustingly good?
You're anonymous, thank you for the gifted sub.
Okay, one more!
This one will be nasty.
Move one card, gain one card, or one potion, obtain two random relics. Add an additional strike and defend to your deck.
I got Whetstone, upgrade two random attacks, and pairing should be ended term of at least 10 block deals, six damage should...
These aren't that good.
Yo, oh, Medi, thanks for the seven months.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
I'm tiny.
You MAsian, thank you for the gifted. Alright, that was easy. Let's see.
Play eight damage or deal eight damage applied one week.
I don't know if I want any of these.
Okay, what do you have?
You know three damage at two ships you'll nine damage
That's why
Guess we'll just remove right
Goodbye sir
On stream luck is usually really bad dealt with sparse moments of huge W.
Dude, I swear though, sometimes I get really lucky.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to try to get out of here and get out of here.
Dude, how did I not get any damage cards?
What is this?
It's got one health.
Just the classic, I guess.
Ooh, shiv's the only additional four damage.
on. I love that card.
I'll do damage anyway with my shield.
Oh good. Okay we'll do this.
Shaves deal this with 4 damage. I don't have any shits yet, so...
What is that?
Tracking is better? Wait tracking is the one where if you make the week right? Do I have cars that make people weak?
Oh wait my zero cost does, doesn't it?
Neutralize, yeah. I fucked up
I thought that was a different effect for some reason.
Okay, you're dead, bud.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh god.
I made my sauce too spicy it burns my mouth.
Yeah, I see now, apply one week.
I
Can receive those ships is funny just wait till I get my shit
Terrifying
You will cover and oh my god, they're watching so much damage me you will cover and horror
Oh my god, I'm fucked!
I can kill the Skylys.
Yo, Kanti, thanks for the 8 months and MAsia, they for the sub.
Thank you.
Are those chicken or pork dumplings?
They taste like chicken dumplings.
I'm not sure though.
They're quite tasty.
Haha, zero times eight.
Okay.
Yeah, Courtney!
A hundred and eleven months!
Okay.
Yeah, Courtney!
A hundred more than once!
Holy shit.
Welcome back, Courtney.
Hello.
I'm going to get prepared.
I just have a bunch of bullshit in my deck, like I don't have any sort of a, you know,
cohesive plot.
It's okay.
Yeah, I still have no shims.
Pray please let Emmy lose.
Why?
Okay, at least I did damage with my block, with my parry shield.
Nice this one's for the people playing on my downfall add one shift to your hand dude
Hell yeah!
Uh... I should probably rest or...
Maybe I could smith? Is that too greedy?
I should probably rest, but I want to upgrade.
Hmm.
Fuck it.
I had two sheds to your hand.
I pulled Cloak and Dagger and Accuracy! Wait, but they're gonna do so much damage this turn.
Fuck.
Okay, but I could kill this guy, probably.
And then it's just 11.
What is this guy?
This is fine.
Okay, yo Dave boy, thank you for the gift dude, oh this is enough to kill, nice!
I don't know if I'm going to be able to fight the elite.
Oh, three shivs to your hand!
Uh.
OK, wait.
If I go this way, I can rest, then fight an elite.
We'll go this way.
Every time you play 10 attacks, gain an energy weight.
That's so good for having shivs.
That's so good.
That's actually huge.
Add three ships to your hand, uh...
I need to play Accuracy, I think, if I can.
Uh, yes.
This is cars cross by one. Fuck it, I'm just gonna play it.
I'm drinking this too!
Wait, I didn't pick up the relic!
Dude, I forgot you have to click it. Oh
My god, I
Forgot you have to click that shit. No, I'm so pissed. I
Can't go back either. No
Well gg guys
Oh, that would have been huge.
Um, I don't think I want any of these.
My deck's getting quite full.
Okay, um, I didn't get the damage buffing one, but that's okay.
Lego Star Wars is done!
Oh, I'm just gonna play this.
Okay, once I die, this run will pull startup Lego.
Okay.
Perfect.
He's dead.
Dude, I'm so pissed about that relic, how did I not get that shit?
Terrible.
I hate this guy.
Oh, I pulled accuracy fuck I threw
I should definitely be able to kill him before he kills me, but it's very very scary
You know Alper, thank you for the gift
Nice! That was fast!
Let's see if you can play 10 skills, gain 7 block.
Okay.
Play every shiv and you're in exhaust pile!
Oh my god, that card's crazy.
No way.
Yo Matt, thank you for the 5 gifted!
Thank you! Thanks NPC Matt, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Exhaust with three cards in your hand, run Carbs Up and Replay, uh, raise your max HP.
Should I just buy this?
This is what I was supposed to get!
Should I just buy it?
dollars. Man, I don't have a ton of HP going into this fight. A little scary.
Okay, I got accuracy, and I have nothing to block.
Okay, thank god.
I got knife trap pretty early, it only plays 2.
I don't have a lot of them.
Well, if I play these, I think I- oh wait, I can't- this is scary.
Can't see your block?
Oh my god.
Here.
Okay, maybe I survive long enough to get the one that plays all the shivs and that is one-shot
Oh, no.
Eight shivs!
It's not enough.
I think I just have to block and then pray I get this later, right?
It'll get stunned.
It will stun it, are you sure?
Oh, 150. Okay, yeah, I have pocket.
Okay.
Okay, um...
Okay, 15, I can survive that.
Oh wait, what is this effect?
You only play one card this turn?
I want to get the one that has 8 block.
Please!
Okay, I got it.
Okay, I'm just gonna full block. It'll do a little damage.
Knife trap! Tensions! Is it enough though?
Oh, I play this first and then I play Knife Trap.
Oh, we're about to win.
GG.
Woo!
Woo!
We barely survived.
Amazing.
Little grand finale, Tools of Trade.
Um...
The story turns wrong card and just card one card tools and trade seems insane for
Sly decks, right? I
Can get some sly cards perhaps
Okay, an additional energy to start a third turn every turn after that.
Move five cards to your deck.
After each combat, add back one upgraded.
Ooh.
The flesh seems really good, right?
I feel like the flesh might be the best.
I'll take the flesh.
Okay, let's go this way.
What's up, dude?
Ooh, I got accuracy.
Like that.
Walk and play those.
Yes, hello, little bug guy.
Huge damage.
32!
Crazy.
I might be able to kill him with knife trap honestly.
It's going to be 0.
It was a trade! Fuck it, I'ma play. I trapped that.
Yup.
Crazy.
I'm gonna skip these. I don't like any of those really.
Deal a lot for me.
Haze is so good. Oh shit, well, I skipped it.
I'm not getting any defensive cards, it's kind of bad.
I kind of need this shit, so...
It's just two shibs that don't kill him, so...
There's a card to discard, that's perfect.
I'll play up my sleeve and then Night Trap, and please, I'm already dead.
I'm actually doing damage now.
Okay, shop time.
Untouchable could be okay because of the discard thing that I have.
Or I could just remove a card, I guess.
Footwork? Game2Dexterity?
Well, actually those seem pretty useful and it's cheap. I can afford those, actually, even though I'm fully broke now, but that's okay.
I'm just Ryan. Hello, thank you for six months.
This guy's gonna summon...
All my shoes.
Tough eggs.
Ugh.
Kind of scared right now.
I'm kind of scared right now.
Oh no.
I could just try to kill.
I think I'm just going to try to kill.
Okay, well I can kill him next turn.
I'm not even going to take any damage.
I took one damage.
It's okay.
These little babies are all gonna die without the mom.
So it's fine.
Die!
Yes!
Oh, get dexterity.
I guess I'll get another escape plan.
Oh, knife trap this early?
Oh wait, I should have played that.
I mean if it's going into discord anywhere I might as well play it, I feel like.
It's going to do 17.
When I replay Carlos, one strength and one dexterity, oh fuck.
Oh, no.
Wait, I didn't play accuracy first!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Gate one block!
Gate zero block!
I've never fought this guy before.
I wasn't paying attention to the mechanics.
I got counter dude. Redcommonweepchat, thank you guys for the resubs. I just noticed I
I missed those.
I feel like I already threw Loki.
Nice.
That was huge.
There's going to be no damage.
Oh no.
There's gonna be no
No damage
This is so tragic I've been countered
I'm going to take all this damage I can't block, but if I can kill him this round it's
It's okay.
Holy shit.
seems okay but I don't want to get too much stuff in my hand. I don't have enough
fly to justify it I think. Oh no! I've fucked this guy! I think this one also
This still counters me if I remember right?
we are cooked. I gotta use blessing of the Forge, guys. Otherwise, we're not gonna make
I mean, technically, if I just block everything, if I just block everything,
I'll never attack him, but he'll slowly get hit.
How I took free damage
I think I got to just play the moves.
I can draw cars at least.
Oh, I mean, knife trap works expensive.
Guys, it's 5 times 7.35 because that seems quite high, doesn't it?
This place is too shit.
Wow.
Oh, we're so fucked.
Unless we get like a crazy knife trap.
But I just, I couldn't...
Ah, that sucks.
Damn it, dude!
Well, you already know what time it is.
You already know what time it is.
Hi, Kitty.
Hello.
Okay, where is my computer?
Here we go.
Yippee.
The Lego drama was insane!
What Lego drama?
What does that even mean?
Yeshiki no suu, thank you for the prime!
Let come to the stream!
Disney!
You didn't see?
Wait, what happened?
You watched Moistvideos Wild?
Wait, what happened?
There's a huge Lego thief thing. Wait, what happened?
$200,000 in Lego?
Wait, that's f**k. That's crazy.
I swear that $1000 was stolen.
That's f**king crazy. Is it old guy too? That's so sad.
Now you should never figure out who's the boss.
I'll have to walk into the basement.
Well, we're gonna get some votes as well.
We'll put it into the living room, and that's something else.
Is it 3rd party, 4th party, or 3rd party?
What?
Wait, this sounds crazy!
How long is the video? I kinda wanna watch it.
Yeah, I hadn't heard about it at all.
It's like 40 seconds?
That's crazy!
Oh my god, what are you?
you
you
you
you
you
The airlock, and prepare to escape pods.
What are you doing, Toad for?
Your Highness, the transmission we received. What is it that sent us?
Hope.
Wherever Tatami, this will be safer with an old friend.
So cute!
This is so cute!
They will be scanning them for lifeblocks.
We must put them in a droid.
Oh my god, this is so nostalgic.
Can this beat multiplayer too?
I kind of want to play this with my little brother
when I see him that couple years.
Oh, Garnacan, thank you for the one year!
Hello, this is your captain speaking.
If you were wondering what those sounds were,
we are experiencing some humane-related turbulence.
We are currently in the middle of the ocean.
We are currently in the middle of the ocean.
Something patient-related turbulence. Please stay calm.
Alright, let me move my camera to the other side and block it.
We're being boarded!
Oh.
I'm blocking the quest text.
Hold.
Can't see.
Go, go, go!
Oh, they're here!
Oh, I have to aim off the controller.
Get him!
Get him!
Kill!
Kill!
Help!
Help!
Yay!
Woohoo!
Star's Vader!
Let's go, people.
Ambassador, shall we begin the virtual stream?
Look at all the coins on the floor!
You gotta get those!
There's a blue one!
Where does Darth Vader get his sneakers?
I don't know guys, where does Darth Vader get his sneakers?
Yo dad, thanks for the ambulance!
I'm not ready for this shit. You are no longer required to stay calm.
Oh my god, the building is so, so satisfying.
Oh my god. This is just like the old games.
Press X to start an attack combo, now try another attack, and another, and another!
Whoa!
Damn!
Now my coins!
How can this be?
I like to shoot the...
Oh, I can shoot the boxes!
Where's that one?
Yes.
Now my coins!
How can this be?
I like to shoot the...
Oh, I can shoot the boxes!
Yes.
This is the most important part of Lego Star Wars is finding all the coins and shit and breaking everything.
Yes.
Yes.
Amazing.
Yes.
Amazing.
I'm so sorry.
Help!
Help, I'm gonna kill that stuff.
When blocked here is raising a different calm attack to break through
Captain please don't say that again
Break everything
Break everything!
Break everything!
Break everything!
Wait, so can someone summarize the Lego, Mormon,
Scam, heist thing in like two sentences.
Oh!
No?
Oh, I'm Princess Leia.
Perfect.
Ow!
I killed myself!
I didn't think that was going to blow up.
Who's that?
Why is it floating?
That's crazy, what?
Let's put the Empire's plans on fire, the Mormons involved!
That's what I don't understand.
the Mormons involved. That's what I don't understand.
Looks more like a moon than a star to me.
Help!
Help!
I
Why does it look like it's going to blow up?
Oh, so many coins.
What happens if you fill it all the way up?
You get something special, right?
Right? I don't remember.
Where's 318? I thought you were 318.
DIE!
DIE!
Yes.
Yes.
Your ship has been ordered by the Empire, Your Highness.
We are well aware of that, Admiral.
We need to release the emergency levers for this door.
Now what?
Oh, I can fucking jump!
Okay.
Alright, we got that.
Yo, Taco, what's up?
110 months!
Oh, damn!
What's up, dude? How you doin'?
Wait, can I- Oh, I can fight something!
What's her chair?
Fucking die, pussy!
Oh.
Oh
Shot innocent game dude, he's fine
Y'all are just so dramatic for no reason all the time.
I see you.
Not sneaky at all.
Look at him!
They're trying to hide in the boxes.
Stupid assholes.
Die.
I don't know if I'm going to make it to the still off the map, but I'm going to do it.
Make it to fill off the purple gauge.
Oh, you got the blue bricks.
Those are for building new areas, right?
Something like that?
No one's going to make this ship now.
Not so fast.
Look, R2-L2.
It's not too fast.
Time to get these plants to tattooing.
But I didn't make enough coins.
This is important.
Oh well.
Or 2D2!
The Death Star plans are not in the main computer.
What have you got those clashes?
Secret mission. What plans? What are you talking about?
How much we need you?
This is such a mess.
Oh my god, I'm scared.
No!
I think I'm gonna do a scary bite.
Of course not.
You have to be scary about it.
Sent me a collection of metal wires.
Yes.
What am I gonna do, huh?
Translate us to sleep?
Yeah.
Long stupid smart machines.
Oh, woo!
As I am simply trying my best.
Alarm turret!
Turret!
Oh, they're already gone.
I can't help the fire alarm works, I guess.
No problem here.
Ooh, he might make it to purple after all.
Excuse me, sir, excuse me.
Oh, dance party.
Oh, wow, that's a lot of- Wow, this is a-
you
you
you
you
you
I
Betrayed her take her away. She must have hidden the plans on the escape pond send a detachment down to retrieve them. Yes, sir
What a destiny this is
What makes you think that a settlement's ever there?
What mission are you talking about?
Come on, Tatooine!
I didn't fill up my meter.
Yeah, bomb specialist, thank you for the two gifted.
Hybrid bricks can be used to upgrade your abilities.
Press window to open the hall projector and visit the upgrades tab.
Okay, so I have three.
You can see it's like core upgrades, hold A to unlock Speedy Sprint using your Kyber
Brick.
The upgrade is now active, come back after finding more Kyber Bricks and Studs to level
up Speedy Sprint or unlock new upgrades.
Hi, let's do that thing.
I can mark my words.
We'll be malfunctioning within a day.
Do be quiet.
I have just a path had enough of you, you nearsighted scrap pile.
Papa Gremlin, two months!
Thank you, ooh.
Character selection ships?
Ooh, upgrades?
I think I have more upgrades.
Core upgrades.
Increase the speed of assembling build-its.
Receive stuns for successful combat counters.
Uh, oh, cost five.
Fifteen bricks?!
Wait, I'm too poor for any of this shit.
Oh my god, I really thought I could get more.
I was wrong.
Oh wait, wait, I gotta farm guys.
We need, we need these, these studs.
Gotta farm the studs.
Very important.
It may be an order after you.
The urgent message continues story?
Crack!
Oh!
Oh!
Miss me.
No!
Blue!
Take these two to the garage, will you?
I want to clean up for dare.
for dinner all right come on hey what are you trying to push on us well my
little friend you got some a jam in here real good you want a star cruiser
Oh
We're playing as Luke
We got a farm! We have the farm!
Oh
My god, I'm a genius. How did I do it?
Oh, hello, there you go
Oh, it's R5D4. Oh boy, bath time! It's bath time! Give me in that oil! Oh yeah, thanks
fix me I need the ramp now
what's this oh you need different characters that I don't have
My apologies, sir. That's Arthur, you and it has always been a problem.
Uncle Owen's not going to be happy if I lose it. Let's go get him back.
Founder! Two months! R2-G2, come back!
So speedy.
R2!
Leave him alone!
Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
Oh, what now?
What?
Hello there!
You're fortunate to be all in one piece.
What?
Oh, God.
What?
What?
Oh, God.
Oh, god!
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
Why did, why did, why did Obi-Wan scream like that?
Ooh, money!
Now what's over here?
So much stuff to explore.
What the fuck, there's a timer?
Oh, well I might need like a more mobile character to do this or something.
So many things to pull.
I can't even get up there.
I can't even get up there.
What the fuck?
Boba Fett maybe?
Oh yeah, maybe someone who can fly.
I don't think it's possible right now.
Maybe I'm wrong.
We
So peaceful
Everyone
Bad like this looks like something
I'll step inside when you're ready. I'll answer what question you may have.
You fought McClean War?
Look at the picture!
Yes, I was once a Jedi Knight the same as your father, which reminds me.
How did my father die?
The Yikes face?
What is it?
Your father's lightsaber.
Now let's see if we can't figure out what you are, my little friend.
Woo!
General K'nopi.
I have placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit.
My father will not have to treat it.
You must see the droid safely delivered to him on all costs.
He will be more than happy.
You're my only help.
You must learn the ways of the Force.
I've got to get home.
It's late.
I'm in for as it is.
Maybe.
Maybe in.
Three months.
Thank you.
I'm glowing!
Emperu!
There's nothing for me here now.
I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi like my father.
We can take my speeder.
Oh, I can get the Tusken Raider as well.
I don't see the option to buy it.
I don't see the option I just can't right now I don't know I'll turn on the d-pad to
Oh, I already have him. I guess that's why.
Oh, I see him! I see him! I see him!
I see him!
So cool.
And the Force? Wait, I saw...
That's why you can't use the story, come back later with more characters and...
Alright.
You will never find no wretched hide of scum and villain.
Do you really think we're gonna find a pilot here that'll take us to the other one?
No, the Cantina. Many talented pilots.
Oh, look at Cantina music!
It's not the most welcome in the locale.
Yo, Chucho Sun, thank you for the five gifted and the sub, thank you, welcome!
This is my favorite Star Wars song around the world.
Oh, sure.
Let's see your identification.
And bring those droids over here.
An imperial checkpoint.
Now what?
Not black, thank you for the five, thank you.
All right.
He has a prok again.
Hold on.
Says wrong with everything.
I could really go for a nice friendly game of grint.
It works.
Just a little tizzy.
Thanks for the one year.
Um.
Um, why is it frozen on a white screen?
Oh, weird.
There we go.
Oh, that was...
Down down right down
Oh, hello
done for. The Force can have a strong influence on the weak mind. Now, let's make our way to that
That can't be.
In final fight.
Hi.
I got this.
Back in the old day, they used to steal...
They used to stash my pricey fines at the top of the trade tower.
No one goes snooping up there cuz it was tough to climb
Nowadays, I'm too old to reach the top wonder if I left something work up there
Is that so
I see it
Yay!
Amazing.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
Ah!
That was so bright.
I'm going to do a little bit of that.
ah it's so bright
hey your drawings they'll have to wait outside we don't want them here
he could inquire about a pilot to take Mr. Holder
alright let's ask around
Oh, hi my bad sir.
Hello!
Oh, thank you for another fight! Thank you! Thanks, oh!
Uh, okay.
Hello there.
I don't like usual places.
You know, someone who can help us get to Alderaan.
We can pay.
It's not good.
It's more than I assume that they do.
He doesn't like you.
I'm sorry.
Stay on his way.
I don't like you either.
I'll be careful then.
You'll be dead!
Hey!
Die!
There he is so cool!
man what's the cargo only passengers I sell the boy two droids no questions
ask okay you guys got yourselves a ship we'll leave as soon as you're ready
docking bay 94 94
I'm trying to fly!
I'm loving this. This is fun and it's a recap of the movies.
I'm going to have no clue what the fuck is going on in 7-3-5.
If someone was looking for a way to get in that Imperial checkpoint, they'd have to be
aware of the patrol routes.
That's a risky move, but it's worth it if it pays off.
Wow, Allie, thanks for coming to the fire.
Thank you.
Thank you!
Wow, I've drained!
Wow, thank you.
Oh, hello, sir.
Wow. Thank you. Oh, hello, sir.
Even I couldn't get it. I'm the best scavenger you've ever seen.
Unless you've seen Sandra?
Ah, King Court, thank you for the five.
Lego Batman players, 2-8.
Thank you, Ruby, thanks for the four years.
I've never played a Lego Batman game. I've only played Lego Star Wars.
And I think I played Lego Indiana Jones.
I think it was kind of not as good as Lego Star Wars.
How do I get up there?
I don't know how to get the brick.
Maybe if I go around.
Let's turn Skater, thank you for the 5!
Thank you so much.
We're getting that brick for sure.
I'm fine.
Yeah!
There's a lot to exploit there.
I don't know how this is.
You buying anything? You selling anything? You stealing anything?
You're definitely up to something if you're in this says pit
Stop it by you know
I break this
Oh sorry see three Pio
Oh, Jesus, there's a boy!
There's a boy!
Hi, come here!
We've got all the big boys!
I just killed Luke. Oh no, he's back. He's falling. He's falling. He's just falling.
Oh my god
My bad, dude
What a piece of junk
She may not look like much. She's got it. We're in town. Yeah, well, I just need the five. What is this?
I told you to get over
You gotta get this thing ready to fly!
Oh shit! I want to pull up!
Die, bitches!
Yeah, blow them up!
Get the top pit of cannon and the censor dish!
You got that furball?
Yes, Archer. We can get the stand-lift into position.
Oh shit the bars are back for collecting the the coins I got a ghost with a
mega Jedi or one other
What the hell?
Come on, you need to get this bird in the air.
I'm wiring their ports.
Oh, it's a bench!
Oh, nice.
I'll try to get top of the moon to welcome the Star Repair, let's do this on High Star
Rail in mini game mode.
Ah, fuck!
Ah, fuck!
Fuck!
There we go.
I
Roll lights
Very cool.
Very cool.
Ah, gee! They were a pun!
Thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Very nice.
I really like playing as a...
I think I'll be one of the most.
Just because he's got the lightsaber.
It's just better.
Rec City, thank you for the resub.
I'm getting coins fast.
Oh my goodness!
Chico-san, thank you for the 10 again, thank you so much!
Thank you!
Nice, thanks for the bits.
Perfect.
This falcon ain't gonna fix herself.
find the missing parts of the millennium falcons.
I can do that.
Oh, oh, oh.
All right, perfect.
Careful with that cockpit.
Moe, you're the true gifted.
Who has the Shadow Badge?
What the fuck oh that's what
Oh, he's brainwashed!
So like, okay, I got something for you for now.
Look at it go!
Now I gotta find more shit to break.
Why isn't the alarm still going?
She's don't stop.
Oh, they could do this.
What are these fucking baby games?
Who would... Who would fail this?
You... I did not!
Oh, shit!
Hell yeah!
That's what I'm fucking talking about.
So, um, I guess I should bring this guy over.
What are you shooting at?
Oh my god!
So fucking bad ass.
I'm missing parts I thought we'd deliver
I guess there's more we have to do.
I don't know.
Hmm.
Does this go anywhere?
Why is it so scared?
Oh, sorry.
There must be something else I'm missing.
Oh, sorry guys
So, what am I missing?
I see sparkles, maybe I am supposed to go on top of the shrap.
NO..
AH!
HAH!
HAH!
HAH!
HAH!
Well, he's ran around for nothing.
where they at?
Oh, sorry R2!
I'm gonna try to do this.
B.
Up, up, up, up.
Moving in.
What am I trying to do?
Oh, okay.
Here we go!
Whee!
How fun!
Oh wait I'm getting close to filling up the thing guys.
all these coins for sure.
It'll be the most satisfying thing.
So close.
So close.
Yes.
Yes, very good.
Yes, I will become a true Jedi
Yes, I will be so powerful
And he's give like nothing, but I think I need every bit I can get
All right, there's a staircase here with a bunch of boxes
Yes.
Back side.
Oh!
Fire too.
Woo!
That's huge!
Oh
Bunch of snipers up there
Oh my god, I should have killed them up there.
Maybe with the controller, dude.
Okay, I'm going back up.
Hello?
Can I not get back up?
Do I actually just have to shoot them from the ground floor now?
20 damage.
Oh my god.
What?
What?
Did I just fall through?
Sorry, what?
What?
What?
What?
Okay, whatever this worked, I guess.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh, my lord.
Oh, wait, is that correct?
That's too long, you think I'll fall?
And I made it to the top!
Okay, continue defending Shubhaka. No problem.
Hey, come back!
Come back!
That's a bitch.
That's a bitch.
Sex.
Come back!
Come back!
Come back!
Alright, I'm like two things away from getting the purple.
I'm so close.
Anything in any of these doors?
Oh, a purple!
Woo!
A true Jedi!
A true Jedi!
Hell yeah!
I'm a true Jedi, I don't give a fuck about nothing else.
Hell yeah!
That was like he's almost done.
I
Did it
They were the droids we were looking for.
Uh-huh.
Don't strike yourselves, and I'm going to make the jump the lightspeed.
It looks like we're coming up on Alderaan.
Where is it?
Destroyed by the Empire.
heading for that small moon that's no moon it's a space you can't win but
there are alternatives to fighting
What the fuck?
They're hiding.
There's no one on board, sir.
Send a scanning to a board.
I want every part of this ship checked.
Yes, sir.
I've said something.
A presence I have not felt seen before.
A presence I have not felt seen before.
Yes, yes, no?
Yes, yes, that's...
Yes.
Familiar.
This is ridiculous.
Even if I could take off, I'd never get past the tractor beam.
Leave that to me.
Yay!
Look!
Look!
Look!
Look at this!
Look at this!
True Jedi!
I got too many kids.
Oh, it's the Millennium Falcon.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I could have gone stronger if I didn't get them, I guess.
for me to keep my distance from this fellow, to avoid raising suspicion.
Chewbacca and I shall wait here until you secure the path to the control room.
If your walk is ready around, your less attention will draw from the empire.
They need to reach higher ground, specifically the control room, just up there.
Okay.
Searching for the control room.
Maybe you can fix it?
Or RQ can fix it, maybe?
up right left down nice
Oh my god there's a banana on the Death Star!
Grenade!
That dude is so crazy on the door to beat the shit out of that thing.
Holy.
Best laid plans. I get it.
Well, hello there. What can I do for you today?
He says he has found the main controls to the power beam that is holding the ship here.
I must go alone, the force will be with you, always.
Princess, she's here?
Princess!
I'm a fake, she's scheduled to be terminated.
We've gotta do something!
We'll meet you back at the ship.
Let's make this...
Oh, me oh my.
Oh, I saw a purple one!
A purple brick!
I didn't see 3PO!
Fight those rebels after being here just transporting the dirty bookie to his cell.
Not bad.
Oh, throw grenade?
Hey!
I'm sorry!
I was trying to get coins! I didn't mean to kill him!
Oh my god, I shot him over the neck!
See you soon, see you soon.
Bye, motherfucker.
Yeah!
Oh.
Alright.
Nice.
Alright.
Alright.
Let's go!
We're not supposed to take this?
And if one more person asks me when they can use the trouble if they get a chance to launch them into space,
much more doors are back online, of course.
So, later with all, like,
this guy was like,
oh, I'm on the diplomatic mission!
Yeah, they're talking shit off the wall.
Oh, no, I do not about missing the hot sauce appetizers too.
Very understandable.
Yeah, very understandable.
Finally, come to me for truth, and it's what I use in the refresher.
Just keep going while I'm being truthful.
I can't find a way to recall, but it'll put you down there.
I'll be in your list, huh?
I want to fight as Chewbacca.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, sorry.
Wait, are we stuck?
The Imperials.
It's definitely something with the camera, right?
Look, I'm a stormtrooper.
Oh!
It's Darth Vader!
No way.
Oh
It's Darth Vader no way
The
Are being punished for coming on our moon ship
So everyone can start using the elevator again
You heard right, let's get these back up and running.
The turbo let's get back on.
Let's get to the engine before it's run out of place yet.
Amazing.
I can't believe it actually.
Hey guys, oh they're pinned.
Well, I thought we were cool
Hold on well the cats is up to no good cheddar stop
He's trying to dig around in my trash stop it man Bong dolly. Thanks for two months
Oh, sorry, Chewbacca.
Goodbye.
I
Yo dude, chillin' kinda busy.
How could we be so hopeless?
OOOOOOOH!
Gimme the rocket launcher.
Let's get you by the way of me!
Yeah!
Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal. What happened?
Uh, had a slight weapon malfunction, but uh...
Oh, they're calling!
Oh, they're calling!
Are you pulling my leg pal?
It's some kind of spy or some kind of rebel infiltrator.
I ought to report you too.
No, no, no, I assure you.
I'm no rebel spy?
Well, I don't believe you.
I've asked you one time.
How?
What's your name and number?
Uh, you're through to housekeeping.
Maybe it's all triangles?
It's all triangle, man.
Oh fuck!
Oh
It's not
Chewbacca now run
Oh
Triangle weird thing square
Okay, okay
Perfect. Link's spirit! Thanks for 43 months. Let's go.
Oh, you're a little short for a stormtrooper.
Rescue
What an incredible smell you've discovered
It could be worse
Oh
I got it
One thing for sure. We're all gonna be a lot thinner.
Oh no!
That was like a lousy tentacle-
AHHHHH!
Why does he hurt so bad?
It's like a lousy tentacles.
Okay, I think that I just- I just had to shoot the guy.
Nothing else matters.
I'm not sure.
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Look out, we're walking through here again.
Uh oh.
Hey, everyone, look out.
I've seen how I can shoot multiple times.
I've seen how I can shoot multiple times, I don't know why I've seen my cutter.
It's getting even worse, the walls are closing in!
Creepy Elf, will you shut up all the garbage bastards on the detention level?
Why is he wearing a helmet?
Die!
I shot the C-3PO, er, not, I shot Chewbacca, I killed him.
CPO, do you copy?
C-3PO, help!
Hey, people, I'm not hearing you now.
We have to stop these bulls. Let's build some of these jambon.
I don't know.
Start us!
Four months!
Yay!
They crawled actually two months.
Open the pressure!
Yay!
They crawl next to two months.
Let go, damn it!
Whoa!
Thank the stars, I'll be right back.
Wake for me.
See that new BT-16?
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I knew he just...
Ah!
What was that?
Nah, nothing.
Maybe it's another drill.
Come, my friend.
Must be swift.
I'm silent.
Oh, that was the other level.
No, I didn't get true Jedi.
I can't believe this.
I was so close.
Oh, tragedy.
Very sad.
OK, I might play another game here now,
unless you all want a little bit more of this.
Made a good play.
Smart.
Thank you for the five gifted.
Alright, next game time.
What a nice game okay I'm kind of thinking about playing a little Witcher or maybe like
one game of league. Perhaps.
Perhaps. Hi, KT's. I kind of want to play one game of league. I don't know. I'm just
kind of feeling it. CS. Wait, maybe CS. Okay, would y'all rather CS League or a little bit
the witcher. Okay, I'll play a game of CS then. Where's my earbuds? Cheddar, can you
move please? Yes, you're so cute and I love you, but where's my shutter? My earbuds. Oh,
He wants attention so bad. Where'd my earbuds go?
Oh, here. Okay.
Oh, my gosh, Cheddar.
He wants attention so bad, so bad.
He might not let me play.
Like he's doing the shit where he's just rubbing my hand nonstop.
Hello.
Okay.
Hello Cheddar.
He's so cute.
Johnny, thanks for the 5 gift dude.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much! Thanks, Johnny!
Low available system memory detected.
Did I install too much shit?
Uninstall some things, I guess.
That's probably fine.
Mikey, thanks for 17 months.
I need two more Premier wins to get my rank.
Cheddar, can you move?
He's trying to sit on my mouse pad.
Cheddar, I can't play the game if you do that.
There you go, mister.
Fuck, I don't have Gamma Case, bro.
I actually bought- I bought the wrong keys.
How did I even do that?
I don't understand.
What happened to Shedder's tail?
He was already missing his tail when I adopted him as a kitten.
They found him and his brother out in the woods.
And Shedder's missing a tail, his brother's missing an eye.
So they think that they got attacked by a wild animal.
Nice, a pink.
OK, we'll take that.
Yeah, he's so sweet.
And Shedder's brother, if you didn't know, is actually Sinus Cat Mushi.
They're related, even though their personalities are completely different.
That's why Mushi only has one eye.
They were found together, huddled up.
Or maybe, maybe Mushy ate Cheddar's tail
and Cheddar ate Mushy's eye for survival?
I don't know.
That was just the rescuers' guess for what happened to them.
I never know.
Give me a gold!
Give me a gold!
Fuck.
fuck
fuck
let's roll
Let's roll.
Ha ha ha ha ha
H
Ah
Ha ha
Joker cat look
We got Joker Cat on our team.
Hello team.
I will go play A and I will watch C-
That's cool.
I got one.
It will be.
I will watch mid actually.
They are middle
I'm cat.
One more cat.
Woo!
Sick.
Okay, helmet.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I'm just buying the gun!
Well...
A, perhaps?
all there
My god
Yeah, I can't believe I missed all those shots though
I think I hit some of them for a little bit of damage though
At least the guy mid I hit
Oh, sorry. Sorry. Pat on the mic.
Let's move out.
Okay.
Okay, this is dumb, but it's what I want to do with my life.
Why was he there?
I didn't think you'd be on it.
scow
i didn't realize you could switch weapons, that's money
nah, i played way too aggressive
My bad
Oh, shit, I'm stuck in pit.
Fuck!
I saw four there could be one minute I like the yellow just turned his back to
mid. Got it, yellow. Uh oh, we had a lead and I-
Savin' rushed long together. I spent so much money.
They've been stacking it pretty hard so make sure you land your grenade
8, 8, 8, 1, 9, 5K!
3k round.
Oh my gosh, what a disaster.
that was a okay um no way they do it again right firing long
They did? Yep. Okay.
Bomb scene B. Oh, yep, one on tunnels, no returnals.
holding lower chances that green I got you just stay there okay watch your
many men
that there's gonna run a right
they have bird here
oh no they're still there
nope maybe not holy shit
I got lucky.
I was so greedy, I wanted the gun.
I wanted the gun so bad.
My greed cannot be controlled.
Oh my gosh.
I'm firing long again.
Go, go, go!
Let's go for a second.
Flash on long.
I'm grenade-ing this.
One mid.
Oh my god, yeah, they're all mid.
Three mid.
I'm watching cross. Somebody watch long doors.
Thank you, Perp.
Yep, they're going up short.
of
the
Oh, that was crazy.
I saw that shit.
That was crazy.
That's what I planned to do.
I was aiming too low, I guess.
Too low.
Push, push.
Corner.
Woo!
Wow!
Amazing!
Good shoot.
Wow! Amazing!
That doesn't look like it would have hit at all.
So cool.
Here, purple, sell your ops, sell your ops, have to take this one, sell your ops.
I'll need long instead of firing it
Easy lights, thank you for the prime.
That's an...
They've seen me.
Nobody's in.
Ah!
I didn't know that at all.
I got a lot of damage.
Two on long bomb on long bomb.
Did he say I gotta run while holding shift?
One car.
Uh oh.
of
Holy flash!
Hell yeah
Sorry
one more three up
short
the
up
good shot
woohoo
yeah I got an 8k2
I'm taking the AWP
hell yeah
Guys, I'm gonna AWP MID!
It's time!
Yeah, WIS444, thanks for 7 months!
Yeah.
Grenade out.
Flash fire.
Help me!
Got another ton.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Well
Dude the cat turned my power strip off. I was like wait why won't my fucking computer turn back on and the cats
We're just both sitting under under there staring at me. I was like, I know they did something. Oh
Oh my god
Anything why can't I hear anything now?
Call me Andrew. Thank you. I can't hear anything now. Why are you?
Oh my fucking god.
That dude, why is this happening to me?
Dude, the cats are chewing on stuff, why?
Why, why, why, why, why, why, why? Stop!
I can't hear anything!
Hello?
Oh my god, I hear it now, okay.
Okay, let me explain myself to the team.
I'm so sorry, like...
Okay let me explain myself to the team. I'm so sorry, like-
Why is that his voice?
Poor egg.
Oh wait, is that back?
Yeah.
Egg's back.
I'm so sorry.
It's okay.
You're good, you're good.
What happened?
My fucking cat hit my power strip and turned my computer off.
Fucking cat.
Yeah
Wait guys, there's a girl here too. No
Hellcat
She's licking my leg stop
Stop
Oh my god!
Sorry Nick.
Are you happy with me?
Oh my fucking god!
Oh, I hit him.
My cats are so evil!
Oh...
I can't believe this.
Okay, I need somebody.
Let's go along.
Let's go along.
How is he not dead oh, he's dead, okay
You were kind of lined up there a little bit I'm gonna play goose
Oh dude?
What's wrong?
Yeah.
Cat.
I think the last guy's cat.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
That's what I'm fucking talking about.
are great they're so funny I couldn't shoot wrong lined up I reloaded my five bullets
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I knew it was you.
Wait.
You guys want to try to eat this?
Hi, Joker Cat.
Yo, Marcy.
Yo Marciano, thank you for the 5 gifted!
Oh my god, stop! No! No! No! No! I'm sorry!
The cat! The cat!
Should we kill him?
One window.
One mid.
well guys look who it is this fucking asshole
fucking fat?
what is your problem?
your script's right for what's up
and we're singing for the 10 gifted
thank you
fucking fat
so fucking fat
so fucking fat
so fucking fat
so fucking fat
so fucking fat
so fucking fat
so fucking fat
so fucking fat
Who tried to she looks so fucking oh my god fucking wide charge she's shaped like an ice cream cone
I don't see one on site, but I see one CT corner.
Nice, nice, nice, nice, two more.
I don't have to kill him.
I'm scared
I see him I see him I'm so scared
AHHHHH! AHHHHH! AHHHHH!
HELP ME!
Oh my god! Thank god!
No way!
I could have killed him, but I realized I'm too late and I got scared.
I should uh, I didn't buy any utile.
I don't know why.
I need to get off the bottom of the board.
We'll get you there.
One crossed.
One up.
One coming.
Two A site.
Oh my goodness.
I somehow survived.
I didn't even get the bomb.
Okay.
Two HP and a dream egg.
Oh! Egg did turn on the top.
Ah!
Oh no.
This is so sad. I didn't use my utility can!
I'm so bad.
This is a close game.
Bro, if Cheddar didn't turn off the fucking power, we'd probably be like two rounds up, right?
Like two from waiting.
Who's Mike is going crazy?
I'm scared.
There might be an opera on eggs.
There was last round.
I'm peeking cat one car car car
so close so close you know so close I think we have to rush be so that a
the scout can't say nice try if you
didn't even try how do you know I didn't
try push together shit lowers one
doors, one car.
It's good grief.
No, it was good.
League of Legends!
We're so good
I don't know how to smoke mid doors, but I'm gonna try it. Oh my god
3
Hey, we're gonna be
Yeah
Who would like to help
Oh fuck, egg, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
What?
Uh, I don't mean to give you that up, I'm gonna give it to Purple and...
Oh, I don't have it, I don't have it.
Uh, I know, it didn't even happen.
I don't know what it even happened.
It didn't even happen.
Ooh, fire.
I'm watching your cat yellow.
Well.
Nevermind.
One mid.
Pop.
CT.
I'm trying to keep him distracted.
Nice nice nice nice nice nice nice
One lower comes down
Still mid TP
Yeah
Hiding
Yeah, I'm bottom fracking that means we win
Yo, day 4, thank you for the gift.
Not negative KDA.
Yeah, 13 to 13. Pretty good.
One-out at spot.
Would you ever play Escape from Tarkov?
Oh, isn't Tarkov, like, insanely hard?
I'd be kind of...
Wow, I'd have nothing to say for myself.
Two left.
I don't know what the fuck happened with Orange and Purple, but what a fight.
Okay, I'm just gonna camp, they only have one guy, so.
Last guy
Nice
Okay, this is it!
We can do it!
Keep doing what's working.
one man
I'm gonna watch behind us.
One's in the mid-doors.
Fuck!
It's a scow.
I got you.
I mean, if we do overtime, we go to CT side, right?
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's all I've got.
It's a spaghetti.
It's low-main.
Ah, okay.
What the fuck?
It's good.
It is delicious.
Oh my god.
hahahaha
we will win this game
it is delicious
did we smoke bad?
double smoke bad
oh one more
fuck i'm so lit
green i'm gonna bait for you
Oh, so close.
No!
3v3.
3v2.
All the utility.
I know that was my bad.
Oh shit what's up Aimee?
What did he say?
Oh, hello, oh my god, me?
Who's he talking to?
Oh, brother.
Yeah, bottom frag means we win.
It's the rule.
I feel like they're going to molly this again, right?
Oh my god!
Oh god, there's so many out there.
I thought they were... they waited a second.
Let's throw the grenade!
Let's throw the grenade!
There's no way.
Shhh, they don't know where I'm at.
They'll never expect to be rushed.
Yeah
They'll never expect the B rush.
We have two up.
We can go A or B.
We can play very slow.
One, two for us.
Smoked.
I'm scared.
Oh
Good smoke me somebody watch T spawns
Oh
One mid-door
I'm in the door, he's heads off.
Why did I do that?
Oh no, I'm gonna be refused.
Oh no, it's not.
Well, now we're on CT, I guess.
Oh, this is so sad.
This is so fucking sad.
They all think they go A or B.
That was good, right?
That was good, right?
Flash on long, grenade on mid.
Purple keep watching that.
Grenade out.
where are they keep playing slow yellow hold
B. Good shit. I'll be. Two crops already.
I
Why they always have a fucking off
I wanted mid
No
Now we have to run three in a row.
Okay, walking!
Oh wait, the best we can do now is tie?
Oh my god!
That sucks.
I'm saving one left, one left here.
Nothing more.
Flash B.
I'll be.
Well GG.
Well it was an honor playing with you.
Yeah, this is weird.
Well, it was an honor playing with you, Emeril.
Thanks, Gigi.
Gigi.
Sorry about my cat.
Fucking cheddar, dude! We would've probably won if that didn't happen!
Oh my gosh.
I'm not rude.
That sucks, dude.
Alright, well, I think that's it for me tonight.
I hope you guys enjoyed on sub Sunday today. I think I may do a cosplay tomorrow, maybe.
Yeah, thank you guys for watching. The Cheddar Badge will still be available for a week,
so if you're trying it for free, you need to have the stream open for eight hours. So you can
get it tomorrow and yeah thank you guys for watching I had fun today thank you
guys for watching where's my fucking wall peak origin
Oh my god, that's the update.
Well, okay.
I will see you guys next stream.
Thank you all for watching.
And I hope you have a lovely evening.
Bye guys!
Bye guys!
Bye-bye!
It's time that I got my master
Take you to the bottom of the world
And put it to the bottom of the sky
Give it to me, give it to me
And I'll just hold you still
And I'll just let you go
And I'll just let you go
And I'll just let you go
And I'll just let you go