Emiru
GOOD MORNING ⭐🩷 STATE OF PLAY SONY GAMES SHOW ⭐🩷 GIGA REACTS + GIGA VARIETY GAMING ⭐🩷 HEHEHEHEHEE XD 2 GIFT = CHEDDAR BADGE @EMIRU247
06-02-2026 · 6h 14m
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I'm a baby, I'm a king, I'm a shaman
I'm a god, I am what I am
I can be the one, I can be the one
If it's all done, we can meet up
We can be done
And I got the feeling you still hate me so
Shit, I was luck
You know it's no fun
I can't believe I used to be here
You can be the one, right now
Filling up the space
You can be the one, right now
I can be the one
You can be the one, right now
You can make a show of your head at the time
Don't come out on the page, it's my big part
I can't take it while it comes
I love you, I love you
I want your things in my room, I miss you all the hard time, I stalk myself on the internet just to see where you'll find.
I want your things in my room
I miss you all the time
You make a lot of sound
You say you're leaving everything
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We will see hello good morning guys wrong this is not the wrong version this this is the correct version
I'm sorry nice dress. Oh, thank you. Yeah, it's uh, it's very fluffy
Very very comfortable and nice Murphy. Thanks for the 17 months. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
We don't play for tonight here guys. We don't play for tonight here. Oh
My goodness, I spot her in the tree. Yeah, she's up there and Cheddar is hiding somewhere else
I heard the cat he leveraged his new heels on the way
He made a smile so I see the West End
I'll show you to my breast drain
I'm like an American boy, American boy
Take me on a trip I'd like to go someday
Take me to the world I'd like to see
No, oh, thank you for the six turns
I don't know if this is your shift,
but it has been a real bright spot for me
Thank you, hashtag, not a page chat, or all thanks, oh
And bloody towel me hanging for the two gifted and bought things right now.
I think she's scratched my neck.
Oh.
And you can kind of see it, but it's not that bad.
I'm gonna refresh TTS, I don't know why it's not working.
Maybe that'll work, you're a fire rescue guy.
Thank you for the bits.
GTA 6 in the state of play clueless.
I feel like the big things are probably gonna be on Friday.
today. Here we go. Oh my gosh! Oh, thanks! That's a 20! Wow, thank you! Thanks, Ofinna!
I hope you're doing okay. Fishman, thank you for the two months.
I'm Shirley. Bloodborne 2. I am hoping for some new Souls-like games to come out soon.
So I don't really have anything that I want to play like that. I know all the music. I'm sorry.
I do the turned it down, you know, I don't I don't think blood war two is gonna be there, but
That's okay
Dude, she just she loves sitting here now. It's so nice. She's like my my little favorite
You should do a bingo for the state of play. Oh, okay. I think that's a good idea. I
Mean, but it's it's Sony's right, so I don't think they're gonna I
Don't do you guys think that they're gonna announce any crazy stuff today?
I feel like it's not gonna be that crazy, but I would I would be happy to be wrong
I don't know. I should probably watch it on YouTube right? Yeah, yeah, yeah
Thank you for the 8 months cookie. Thank you for the gift it and solid to 27 things to some
We do the speed thing
So that if we end up falling behind it will catch up.
Okay, yeah, it starts in 20 minutes!
This would be amazing, and thank you guys for the level 16 hype train.
Wow, I have 4k. I mean, can y'all even see the difference on my stream?
Prove me! Thank you for the gift, also I have some very promising news.
Um, so, uh, Jacob tried a new thing for the internet, which this probably won't solve
the, like, cutting out, but look at this.
Well, it's where it's supposed to be now!
So that's, that's, that's a start, but, um, we'll see if, I don't know if it'll fix
the, uh, bitrate issues, because download's different, but we'll see if it'd be great
if it did.
It's definitely a good start, at least.
Yo Dave boy, thank you for the gift, thank you so much.
It lagged a bit before.
Yeah, like I said, we'll see.
I don't know, we'll see.
Little trust, you cannot defeat Spectrum so easily.
2K streamings come to Twitch.
I did hear about that, but I remember before.
The reason no one's streaming 4K is because if your internet's not good enough, it'll
just like if the viewers internet's not good enough it'll just lag the stream and
they won't even be able to watch. So it's not good either, not good either, but we will see, we will see, we'll see.
I will probably try it when it comes out. It's cool they're releasing a bunch of fun things for fun new things, which that's nice.
We got 18 minutes. Should we make a bingo board? I mean, I'm gonna be honest, I wouldn't
even know what to put onto it. But we can work on it together, I guess. Or we could
just scramble while we wait. Okay, let's see. Bingo board maker. Number one bingo card.
Is this the site that I want?
Okay, this is fine.
Okay, free spot.
Obviously, I have to put like Bloodborne 2 in there.
Even though, you know, that one's probably not going to happen.
We'll put that in like a corner.
Yo, Chow Time, thank you for the five.
Thank you so much.
Silk Song DLC.
Uh, no, Muppets is going to be on Friday, right?
Devil may cry, okay
Half-light three, I don't think that's happening either, but I'll put it up there. I guess
Why my space keys are much shit keys stuck?
Blackboard 2 is definitely happening today.
Oh definitely, definitely. Thank you Mario and Silverman, thank you. Hello
Portal 3?
New IP. I feel like that's too easy. Kingdom Hearts 4?
Oh brother, I feel like
Am I just am I just cynical? I feel like people are gonna be so disappointed today. I
Don't know great beer. Thanks for seven months. Okay
Final fantasy. Oh my goodness itachi
35 gifted subs. Holy crap. Thank you. Thanks itachi. I really appreciate that. Thank you
God of war is only someone hype Sony IP. Okay. We'll put God of war on there for something God of war
I guess. Yeah, Wayne, Gaiden, thank you for the five. Thank you guys so much. Wow!
Level 17 treasure train! Here, I will contribute that.
I will contribute to that because they're on sale.
Err, my PayPal is being blocked right now. Hold on.
I don't know why. That's suspicious. I swear I didn't do anything. I swear I didn't do anything.
I got a war, car racing game.
Okay, um, we can do car game, I guess.
Is it heroin?
No, it's not heroin.
JTRIVE, thank you for the 5, thank you.
Okay, GTA 6, there's no way there's any GTA 6 stuff on this, but sure, dude, there's
no way.
There's no way, right?
I feel like there's anything in the DLC on Friday.
I don't know.
Could be some news.
Wolfpack, thank you for the 5, thank you.
I think I saw Resident Evil 9 DLC.
Oh, that's a good one.
That's a good one.
Okay.
Is that a good 5?
I meant to put 6.
Wolfpack, thank you for the 5 and Sabus.
Thank you for the 22.
Oh my freaking goodness.
Holy crap, GTA V remastered. Would they really do that before GTA VI?
I don't know, what's on Friday? Oh, the Summer Games Fest is on Friday.
Water and Waves? Oh, oh, oh! Gotcha!
Advertisement, that might as well be a free space, but
just, just let me have this one, I guess.
Alright, new Sony portable- oh that's a good one!
Uh, Sony Portable Console?
Shy Tom, thank you for the time- guys what the heck?
Thank you!
Oh my goodness, so, so kind- wow, holy shit, we already like, mod the fuck out of the sub
goal.
Uh, holy crap, I guess I will raise that.
This early, thank you guys.
Something about Wuthering Waves or Cyberpunk?
Ooh, okay, we can do...
Cypherpunk, uh...
Uh...
Cypherpunk, Elder Scrolls.
Okay, what about a space that...
isn't, um, game-related, like, something...
like, the casters fucking up or something?
Oh, Johnny!
Johnny, thank you for the Tony Gifted,
and Kizan, thank you for the five.
Holy crap, this is a...
Very, very crazy treasure train. Thank you so much.
Tech issues?
Oh, Witcher 4? New controller.
Um...
Celebrity guests. Oh yeah, random celebrities.
That might as well be a free space too, right?
A 6-7 joke?
Honestly?
Yeah.
Oh my god. You'll like them all the time now.
Yeah, I've been going live way more frequently.
6, 7, Joe.
Okay.
Yeah, I've been going live way more frequently.
Just shorter hours, but live more often.
I like it!
Uh...
3 FPS trailer.
Oh, that's a good one.
Or just like some kind of lagging trailer.
Oh man, I feel so bad for games like that.
PSX teaser?
That's a good one.
Didn't the PS5 come out?
How long did the PS- Wait, was that like four years ago now?
Why does it feel so recent?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Rebets, thanks for 25.
Holy shit.
Dude, I just set the new goal.
It's already almost there.
It caught one, thinking for the five.
Thank you so much.
2020, so six years ago.
AI swap.
feet in trailer with that's a good one feet okay feet feet in trailer that's
that's actually a really good one yeah that's a really good one shall we love
thank you for the best beer circle thank you for the 10 oh my gosh thank you
thank you thank you thank you thank you so much shitty musical act can we put
like awkward skit or something? And like a musical could count as an awkward skit?
What's the bingo for? Ah, it's the state of play bingo. Don't you guys have bones?
Kojima on scene? Kojima go to state of play? Probably, right? Yeah, probably, right?
You know, Dork Knight, thanks for 13 months, Imperius, 1848, thanks for the prime.
Um, Awkward Silence?
Okay, Awkward Silence is good because that could either be a production issue, like they don't cut away fast enough, or um, just no one laughs.
I think that's a good one. That's a good one, for sure.
Okay, 11 minutes left, it's getting close, it's almost time.
New Fighting Stick Controller?
I've seen multiple people say that, but with that, are people expecting that or something?
Tom, Kira, thanks for the sub.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Santa Play isn't like the summer games fest it's pre-recorded.
Oh! Yo, Ferdinand thinks they're gifted.
Oh.
Okay, but there could still be some kind of- yeah, okay.
Uh, okay. New fight stick. Okay, two more. Okay, we can take away the awkward stylus then.
Oh my, I can send some favor to 20 gifted. What the fuck, guys? Oh my gosh. Thank you,
I can send. Wow! Oh, the treasure trains at level 20! Wait, I feel like I have to contribute
more oh my gosh thank you guys for being so nice thank you only crap TV
adaptation do they announce that instead of play a new GTA 6 I guess sure
sure we can do that we have blood for two on there yeah but I'm not feeling too
confident about that one honestly if I'm being real although I'm trying to give
subs chaos thank you for the five thank you Asian hacks thanks a lot once wolf
seven months thank you thank you thank you and Stuart things with the two
persona six was that what y'all meant by ps6
That would be p6 right? Persona? Sure. The last of us.
Okay, what do we think of this? Kingkort, thank you for the 5 and random cookie, thanks for 11 months.
Mention of Ram pricing. Ooh, wait, that's good.
Okay, maybe we'll take out car game because GTA 6 is car game
Ram price joke
Okay, how about that?
We got weathering wife cyberpunk last of us half-life three Kojima
New fight stick. I've got you game add game of war a resident on my dlc. Don't make cry
Ram celebrity Sony portable console elder scrolls persona Bloodborne 2
Ram price joke
Kingdom Hearts
Was this supposed to be six? Did I type the wrong thing?
Sneaky thanks for two months and daily gaming. Thank you
This is right remove half life three. Yeah, I don't think that's gonna. Oh, it's four. That's correct. Okay
Okay, maybe yeah, something instead of half life three
Mugle thanks for seven months. Thank you. Elder Scrolls not gonna eat. Yeah, some of these
What is it?
Monster Hunter?
Oh, Monster Hunter is a good one.
That's Sonya, right?
Concord-like announcement, AI Slop.
What if I just put AI there?
But sometimes it's hard to tell if something's AI or not,
but if they're like, oh, enhanced by AI.
AI Slop.
Yeah, Persona Bloodborne, Ram Price, Joe, Kingdom Hearts 4,
Feet, Feet Trailer, Awkward Skit, New GTA 6, I think this is not gonna happen, Final Fantasy,
Six-Seven Joke, uh, Laggy Trailer, PlayStation 6 Teaser.
Okay, how, how's this looking? What do you guys think? I'm gonna update this on the
Oh my god. Thank you guys!
Crazy.
Heat should be a free space, most likely to-
Yeah, true! It's true!
Why are there so many things? Why are there so many...
Beat. Beat things and trills now.
Rackstar, thanks for 18 months, thank you.
I'm here with Watering Waves.
I mean, that character has a gotcha eye, right?
They like the R thingy for prime.
Okay, maybe something instead of Watering Waves.
I need God of War and Final Fantasy.
Uhhh...
Okay, wait.
I have no zone for my thing.
Just Henry!
Oh my god, thank you for the 25!
Holy shit!
Oh my god, this is where I'm gonna have to raise the sub goal three times.
Wolverine?
Is that Sony?
I do remember!
Is that a...
The game awards or some Wolverine thing?
Okay, how's this?
What do y'all think of this?
Good enough?
Let me put myself in the special events category.
Yay!
State of play, how fun!
Looks good.
Okay, background.
Text.
I'm gonna make it light mode or dark mode, sorry, grid lines.
Okay, how's this?
G-Man, the episode's live!
Thank you.
Uh, and if you do your card, uh, I will just do private, I guess, but, oh, you can only
create public cards.
Okay, hold on, let me make sure that I don't, like, make it so that I share this URL.
Oh, okay, this is the URL if you guys want to use it as well, but I mean there's kind
of no point because it would just be the same.
We shout louder, thank you for the five, gifted.
Oh wait, but no, actually there is a point because it shuffles it.
So we could all have a, yeah, like some of us would get bingos and some of us would
it, you know.
Okay.
Okay, let me generate a new one for myself.
And then I will put it on the overlay.
That was fun.
I'm gonna do a speed test again.
Oh my god, I haven't seen these numbers in months!
Okay, upload, I don't know what happened to it, but I mean it's still more than good enough
for the stream.
I can't complain.
oh my gosh I'm so happy hopefully it lasts okay four minutes oh my goodness
I'm not a miss and we shot water fingers for the five oh thank you holy crap
holy frick
Windowcapture, name that shit Bingo, all right.
Lock it, that's what I can.
Y'all are already bad at so tiny.
Okay, I'm just gonna hide it, whatever nothing's going on.
Um, the bingo link, uh, here it is, check speed, uh, I already put it on, oh wait, changed.
Three minutes, okay, we're time traveling forward.
Looks like we're a bit far behind, yeah.
It's catching up.
Yeah, it's going real fast.
Okay, I have my bingo board ready.
I'm gonna go ahead and check off my free space.
Okay, two minutes!
Yippee!
I don't want chat.
Perfect!
Where is probably the best place for my camera?
All right, sick.
Yeah, we don't we don't need YouTube chat. We've got Twitch chat and it's better
One minute
I'm ready to be disappointed bro I swear almost every state of play is like I don't know it's
the ones that I've watched the past couple of years like I was always like oh well that
was awesome I don't know but I'd be happy to be wrong.
Which game are you guys hoping for the most?
I'm just hoping for any kinds of cool souls-like release.
I'm not picky.
S-Fox!
Thank you for the gift!
Thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Wow!
Thank you guys for the level 22 treasure train insane 620hubs.
Alright!
46 seconds!
Very soon!
I'll try to move my camera if I'm blocking anything super interesting or important.
Amnestrial, thank you the prize, so luck, save for the two gifted.
20 seconds!
Okay.
Woohoo!
That's the wall, thanks for four months!
My body is ready.
Yay!
Oh!
Oh, there's Wolverine already!
That's one X on the bingo board.
Cool.
Hi, I'm Marcus Smith, Creative Director for Marvel's Wolverine.
Today, we're excited to debut and we'll look at the game.
To set the stage, Wolverine is in a race against time to rescue a group of kidnapped mutants
before they're shipped off to parts unknown by cybernetically enhanced mercenaries, known
as the Reavers.
However, Logan quickly discovers he isn't the only mutant attempting to save them.
Let's take a look.
So far, so good.
Let's see if we can find the one that got away.
You read that?
My bearing lead.
It's sniffing like a dog.
That's what she took off into the industrial park.
Alright, let's sort the area!
Yes, sir, something's happening.
Parameter stable. Folding position.
Oh, man, this is brutal!
Damn!
Damn!
It looks really good, dude, the blood all over him is crazy.
What is that?
Shut it, freak!
It's a little alien kid.
I don't know
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Isn't it a good deal?
I mean, what?
He? Is that you?
Don't worry!
They're not going anywhere.
Last two is right here.
This is the beginning of the cutscene.
You son of a bitch!
You didn't just pop out and freeze me?
I'm walking in stuff that I would never have in the early spring.
Oh my god!
Oh shit, he has a full bar!
He's over eating!
Holy shit!
Shit! Let's go!
Shit!
Ugh, that'll work.
Oh this looks insane.
This is like a fun game.
This is like actually calling a police department.
Get out of my way, you stupid one!
Get out of my way, you stupid one!
Oh! Where are we saving this foot?
Does saving this foot count for the feet?
The feet make your body...
It can be like really straight foot.
That must be a break!
I don't think you should die before I die.
Don't think it is.
Oh! Oh god!
I think I'm going to die soon.
I'm trying to find the flying man, but I'm just trying to find the flying man.
It's over for the red.
Let's get you guys out of here.
Are you a superhero?
Fuck it.
I'm over for it.
No!
Uh-oh!
I'm a queen!
I'm a fucking horrible queen!
Holy crap.
This was insanely polished!
Look at that!
We hope you enjoyed that new look at Marvel's Wolverine.
This is a single-player action-adventure game featuring a focused, story-driven experience
that will send Logan on a perilous journey across the globe,
where more than innocent mutant lives are at stake.
In this game, mutants live in hiding,
fearful of those who'd hunt them down,
while most of the world doesn't even know they exist.
As you saw, you'll encounter iconic Marvel characters
like Gene Gray, the Steak, and Saber Tooth.
Some folks can't wait to die.
We also showed you a glimpse
of the brutal combat you'll experience
Marvel's Wolverine. It's fast, fluid, and visceral in the way that only Logan can deliver.
Marvel's Wolverine is built to take full advantage of the PlayStation 5 consoles,
and we cannot wait for you to get your hands on it when it launches September 15th, 2026.
We're also happy to announce that you can pre-order your copy today at the end of the show
in select variants. Check out PlayStation Blog for more information.
On behalf of everyone at Insomniac Games, thank you.
See you next time.
We are in today's public September 15th.
Not a bad opener.
Hello and welcome to State of Play.
I wanted to start by thanking Marcus and the whole team at Insomniac for that extended look at Marble's Wolverine.
We've got a ton more to share with news and updates from both PlayStation Studios and
third-party studios from around the globe.
Let's get right to it with the latest from our friends at Arc System Works, X-Dev, and
Marvel Games.
I'm gonna talk to this model fighting man.
Yo, clerk, thank you for the clean get-sits.
Prepare to face the supreme master of the pugilistic art, the Duke of Get Your Duke Sun,
NISTER DUNKIN!
Actions are worth more than any word.
And the greatest action is to fight!
You have defeated so many. You've defeated whole world.
But you've never fought two.
Let me show you why you should be here.
You're a genius, Doom.
Your works are mutual.
My genius is endless!
And now my turn.
You made promises, Doom. And those promises shall be.
My people this violence will solve nothing Eric my dearest of all you can kind
shall rise and I will be the one to lead the way
All you chubby trunks, you know what it's like.
You know there's already...
There's already leaving Dota.
You know?
I don't know.
First he has...
Stop laughing chubby.
Little you chucks, hop the way!
Ah!
I'm gonna kill spider-man!
You know what to do!
I hear you!
Burn your water!
I'm gonna kill you if you want to!
Shoot that guy!
Moments has come! Attack!
No mercy.
Let me do it!
I'll knock you out! Don't be greedy!
It's mine!
Knights of Doom!
There's lots for the state of play!
Wait, really?
Oh, my rock!
Oh, shit!
The end is near.
I'll burn this island.
I used to see much from my perch, atop the tree tranquility, yet there are some outcomes
that are uncertain, even to me.
You know, Corbius, thanks for six months.
Oh, wait!
Dragons!
Let's go!
What is this?
Your heroics will no doubt be the stuff of Kailes.
Why's Kailes...
...throughout the glade of dreams?
What's the worst kind of thing they do?
Calming biscuits?
But...
Oh!
Ask me about all those times, all right?
Oh no, no, no, no, no!
Those are like a cute multiple.
I mean, brave heroes.
The grade of trains is in great danger.
It's time I made my mark.
What's this?
Get it for him! Get it!
What?! You don't stand a chance!
Maybe he stands a little bit of a chance.
We'll blast him to the rescue!
I AM EXPECTED AS A FUCKING GUN!
LET'S GO!
I'M A GREAT THAN!
You think this is it?
Whoa!
I'M HERE!
I'M READY FOR OUR NEED.
There's just bad guys like Vankar.
Raymond Legends retold.
Cute.
Oh, wow, all this is pretty soon.
I appreciate that.
Oh, wait, Dave the Diver, Dave the Diver!
Oh my god, I love Dave the Diver, oh my god, what?
Wait, no way, no way, no way!
No way!
No way, dude!
Oh my god!
No way!
The prequel!
Oh my god, this is sick.
I have to play this.
Okay, so that's about dance shows.
So, I guess no dance.
This looks good!
What did I say?
Dude this looks sick! Oh my god! I have a plan of cooking game in forever!
Oh my gosh! Band show the chef wishlist now in development for PlayStation 5!
Please don't be a PlayStation 5 exclusive! Please don't be a PlayStation 5 exclusive! Please don't be a PlayStation 5 exclusive!
Oh my god, that was so sick and I'm so happy.
Oh, random PvP shooter game.
I don't know if it's PS5, yeah, but I just went around and just played by the peace.
Let's show this one more, what is this?
I don't hear a thing!
I don't hear a thing!
Okay, that's not a killer!
I mean, it's a very...
It's not this!
This way is gone!
I know what's going to happen!
Oh, my God!
Ooh!
Get me!
Come on, Susan!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Oh, I'm not done yet!
I'm not done yet!
I'm sure you're dead!
What are you saying?
Hi, everyone!
Oh, well, I love you so much.
She's so cute!
Did you miss me?
Can you?
Ooh.
You'll crash your bike,
you'll be fine.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Why are you so good?
For the third time.
Thank you guys so much.
Oh, cute.
Go on.
This is a fox window, a fox window that only a monster hunter can use.
Open this window, find the paranormal phenomenon and the monster hunter, and hide the monster hunter.
However, the monster hunter doesn't just collect monsters.
In our game, we have to make a contract with the monster hunter.
You will be taught how to buy the monster.
And using the power of the monster that we've prepared,
we're going to use the super power of the super power
to get closer to the mystery of this world.
Hunter has three types.
One is the kusuna, and the other is the hunter.
Another is the yumi, and the other is the shano.
As you all noticed, there's a multiplayer game.
I'm happy to be playing with Kemuri City with my friends as a rock-paper-scissor-scissor-hunter.
We want to continue our chaos and laugh, so we're making Kemuri City.
We want to say that we're welcoming Kemuri City to the nearest city.
But we're still developing Kemuri City.
We're going to give you lots of information, so please enjoy Kemuri City from now on.
Let's Kemuri, let's go Kemuri!
Shushu shushu shushu shushu shushu
What the heck was she doing?
I should put Tomb Raider on the bingo board!
This is all I have so far! Look! Wolverine!
Hard woman to track down.
Where you found me?
Can you believe that there are people who are like Miss Krav?
Miss Krav's not hot enough in this game.
Christ, I want to...
You are the Midiyer.
They want to know like a glow of gold or something, like what the fuck?
This isn't about glory or booty or chivalry, it's just...
This is a puzzle.
Buried in centuries of silence.
They don't strike me as someone who walked past a locked door without wondering what's behind it.
There's a reason they can only trust you with this.
True, we haven't gotten the key trailer yet.
Yeah, dude, her models look insanely pretty.
I made those ravers closer like I fixed her!
Try it with induction works, and try it with induction.
You're assuming I've got a bad sign.
I'm not sure if I'll play Tomb Raider or not, I will see.
I didn't play any of the other games, so...
So what was your favorite from today?
I liked the Anisell.
What?
And Taurus.
What did you like about it?
He's big and loud.
My favorite is the Diff the bills.
Rest in peace.
It looks scary.
What is this?
Is this the force?
Thank you.
What is this?
Is this a horse?
Thank you.
I don't know if I can turn this.
You need to keep moving.
We have a bit of a choice.
There's no way it's a choice.
The Lost Wild.
Oh, it's not.
I just saw dinosaurs and assumed it was a Jurassic Park.
Or is it Jurassic Park?
Just with a different name.
Oh?
Huh?
Why does this keep calling me this guy?!
I've already been a trailing to this before!
What's been your f**king use seen so far?
Ah, probably the new state of the art.
This is cool.
Does that count as feet?
Guys, that has to count as feet, right?
That's feet, dude. That was feet.
Yes, it was.
Oh, flamboyant zero.
Oh, okay.
I have first place.
That two briefs?
Shut the still feet!
Back in early 2023, Eskimo first showed us Phantom Blade Zero in passing in a hotel,
and we knew immediately that this game had incredible potential.
Look forward to more details in a gameplay and story deep dive coming later this summer.
Okay, so it's probably not coming out for quite a while then.
Next, let's head over to the sandworm-infested Sands of Arrakis in Dune Awakening.
In this open-world survival RPG, you can fully immerse yourself in the world of deer, unravel
a cinematic story filled with mystery and intrigue, featuring many of the characters
from the books and movies.
Find the Fremen, wake the sleeper.
Alone or with friends, you will explore the vast open world of Arrakis and learn to survive
and thrive by unlocking the secrets of the Fendt.
Group streamers sponsor things like
Iron One and Trout and Soda.
But I would be honest, I don't-
I think this is the same game.
It was so- it was so confusing.
I thought when we played it, it wasn't finished.
I don't say.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the nice shit.
We were all supposed to fight, and then we just went in and sunlocked them with ice.
combat. In Dune Awakening, you can choose to play with your friends or alone in a
brand new single-player mode arriving with the PlayStation release.
Oh, PlayStation release. Okay. I see.
Dune Awakening arrives on PS5 on September 22nd. Pre-orders start today.
The fan-favorite PS2 classic Dynasty Warriors 3 is getting re-mastered for PS5.
Dynasty Warriors 3, Complete Edition Re-Mastered is a modern revival of the 2001 game that
established the foundation of the series.
Players can become one of over 40 officers and experience intense 1 vs. 1,000 skirmishes
across vast battlefields.
Joining the battle is Zawain, the protagonist from Dynasty Warriors Origins.
Dynasty Warriors 3 completed its remastered launches later this year.
Pre-order start today.
From the award-winning studio behind the Ori series, comes a bold new vision for action
RPGs.
No Rest for the Wicked is a brutal soul's life built around skill, consequence, and
precision combat.
Step into a living hand-painted world you can explore alone, or share with friends in
your own persistent realm.
A world that evolves even when you're offline.
The highly anticipated full 1.0 release expands everything.
I don't think I did.
A massive world, a deep class and progression system, and hundreds of hours of content including
Endgame, all with full crossplay and cross save.
No Rest for the Wicked launches on PS5 this October, and is available to Wishlist now.
Up next, let's check in with Capcom for an update on Onimusha, Way of the Sword.
Okay.
Does it matter?
At least it doesn't fall from the money, you know?
You do well to follow his example.
I thought you'd see the appeal, Lucetian.
That castle on the mountain.
This looks really fun.
Masashi, a sense genline.
Prepare yourself.
Now only you are going to get a new opportunity.
I doubt this area was designed to mock the visitors.
The castle's owner must be terribly cautious.
I am so guilty.
We are multiple assassins.
The fool who seeks strength yet rejects the power of the army.
You shame yourself, child!
Witness my light!
If you live by the sword, fight it with your own will.
So you've lost.
Will you swap the sword for a crown?
Like hell I will.
No.
What then?
Are you going to stop taking human souls?
If human souls...
Lord takes...
If that's the path he walks, I'll unfollow him.
I've chosen to trust his judgment in all matters.
Oni departed.
Give me every ounce of power that you have.
In return!
You think it's going, Oni and Musa?
They're in an ulterior state!
September 25th!
That's also early soon!
Less than four months!
We're at our bonus sealed curse in a lion dog farm.
We can't wait to get our hands on Onimusha way of the sword this September.
But you won't have to wait long to try it yourself.
Here's one more update from the Onimusha team.
Amazing!
I mean, they have to save the best for last, right?
It's probably gonna be something crazy, right?
I feel like so far it's already been really good.
Thanks, at least.
Hey! Who's there?
Simon. You over there, Marko?
Are you there?
Fuck.
Fuck.
Can you say something?
Why did you do that, Simon?
I don't- This isn't Silent Hill, is it?
What's the Silent Hill game, Ergo?
Are all they asylum hall kids?
They just made the war!
Zoe?
I'm sorry Kai.
Zoe?
What are you doing here?
Oh
His name didn't follow
I'm so sick of horror games.
No!
I hate them!
No!
Townfall, September.
Wait, that's also in September?
Wait, September's going to be crazy.
Oh my god.
The Federation of Sensual Usea, we will storm from the sea and take the capital back from our enemy.
So you're the next one.
You're all the same, are we? How are you supposed to play all of them?
People left behind back in the continent need something to hold onto.
Some sort of symbol in Spiders' Hope.
We will be in visual range of the land boughs soon.
What?
Giant!
Enemy artillery intensive fire.
We're in the wing, 21-30.
We're having a really bad time.
Where are you going, Captain?
To Latasha.
Hi, Jazzy.
That's where the ground is.
Legendary savior.
D.D. wants the legendary savior to get as much publicity as possible.
More exposure.
Your bingo card is the best support in the world.
I have Wolverine.
It's gonna be nothing!
All aircraft, pull out!
We got it!
You stay put, Junko-One.
Above your sides, the wings of the sea.
No harm will come to you.
Hail to the sky, everyone!
Open within reach!
Reterminus Fingers!
You like the imposter?
There's only information there's an honest about telling people the truth.
We can offer, right, Junko-One?
We'll find out soon enough what you pay.
We've got a leak.
It's a time to run away.
Hang on.
I'll be back in a minute.
Never run away.
Damn you.
I'll be back in a minute.
Oh, I hope you'll be here more often Friday.
And probably Sunday too.
Friday! And probably Sunday too!
All the games show you're this week.
I was like, thank god, cause I was like, oh man, I wasn't told which or what am I gonna play?
The CS?
Everyday?
very excited so much to be access for 9月 29日になります
今回の映像では皆さんがエレスコマッテーとで直面する出来事を
一つ一つのカットに意味を持たせて約2分にきっと詰め込んでいます
自由時代に空を飛びトイックファイトの興奮を味わいながら
ドラマティックな遠遊体験ができる他にはない
The only airsoft battle is already spreading right there.
If you want to tell me one more thing...
Yeah, I know I haven't taught it in the game suggestions, but I don't want to play any like 20 plus hour games for a while.
Which is pretty long.
I'm gonna get off that for a little bit.
This time, Ace Combat 8, Winged Sob Shogun will have a download version of the game, and a package version of the game.
Ace Combat 0, the Vulcan War version will be available.
Please enjoy the world of the game and the world of Strangereal.
Oh, good at the show start. It's only been like 30 minutes or so, right?
You'll think we're halfway through.
30 minutes?
I should call him off when he gets the role!
Oh, shoot a tick!
What is this?
and cut great team think we got yep role play back
Stuck in Hollywood.
Wishless now coming soon.
Cool.
There's a wounded man.
Nasty injuries.
It's like a beast torn apart.
A beast.
out here are you drunk or something to him up and show him out but he's still
weak so be careful
You are dead!
Ill?
Die, bastard!
And you're tough.
Surprisingly lively for someone who just came out of a coma.
If you wanna survive, you gotta hustle.
Oh my god, no! No!
I can't handle this! Sorry!
You fell from the moon!
I will help you, but you must not go there.
Okay, I won't!
I won't go anywhere in fact.
I'll take my chances.
I don't want to be here at all.
You'll find nothing there.
But death...
Oh my god, death hole!
It's like a baby!
257?
Good luck. Keep quiet in there.
Guys, we're not playing that one. Don't even bother asking. Don't even try.
Something is coming.
We have to go.
It felt...
She promised I did not!
I did not!
I did no such thing!
But it was just a paper clip.
Falling off a desk the tiniest tremor before the main event
I know what they put you through you never had a chance
Two days before the lockdown fell and uncategorized resonance
This is alright but it's not right?
I think stand right now Dylan.
What is this?
You're our only shot at survival.
Oh, okay.
I remember watching at Pelicans but I don't remember what.
You are not FBC.
You're not even fucking human.
The FBC locked me in that cell for years.
Forgot about me.
This... it goes away now.
People can change. The past doesn't matter.
Who are you today?
Oh my god, it's also September!
September 24th and one of them is September 25th, right?
At least one of them. I don't have a lot of fun together. I have everything in September
Oh my goodness
Oh, they're more like
Darkness. For those without eyes to see. The campus. The land.
Extraction shooter? Okay, I think that was right.
Remember if it was like a...
...the order of death.
Do you crave endless life?
I mean, I thought it was a well-made trailer, but I've only really heard negative things
about people that tried, or negative things from people that tried the game.
The dangerous and cutthroat world of Marathon expands today with its second season, Nightfall.
And if you haven't checked out Marathon yet, Bungie announced an open trial period for the
launch of season two.
You'll also be able to pick up Marathon at a discount.
Let's take a look at what's coming soon to PlayStation Plus up first a beloved fantasy world is finally coming to PlayStation for the first time
RuneScape Dragon Wilds
I forgot about RuneScape Dragon Wilds to Dragon Slayer. I played it for like one day when I came out and I was like yeah
Play solo or with friends. This is cool.
This is your store, Ashen Call, a completely dangerous new frontier in the RuneScape universe where power is earned and every action deepens your mastery
With magic at your command, cross deadly terrain, mass forage in seconds, uncharging paths and
outmatch brutal monsters.
Craft stronger gear, master magic, melee and ranged combat, and push deeper into uncharted
regions of gillior.
to home together, farm the land, and fish the waters. Make it yours! RuneScape Dragonwilds
arrives day one on PlayStation Plus later this year.
Alright, cool. I completely forgot about this game.
Next up, here's a preview of games coming to the Classics Catalog over the next few
months. In June, battle colorful enemies with musical instruments in Guitarru Man, one
one of the most stylish rhythm games from the PS2 era.
This is cute.
In July, PsyOps the MindGate conspiracy joins the classic scottalogue.
This PS2 action-adventure mixes run-and-gun gameplay with psychic powers.
only one new reveal was it the day of the diver game or was that one already
Finally, any motion of time of dreams, a Capcom classic from 2006, launches later this year in August.
Oh yeah, what about Ray-Van? That was new, right?
I think the board was fucking trash.
Holy shit.
I think I'll be able to make a better one for summer games.
I can't... I can't...
Come on, let's get a feather together.
Oh, over! No kidding! That was...
No, my first box today! Thanks for stopping! Hello!
Who's the buff idiot?
Does no one know this guy?
Oh, you two haven't met yet, right?
Sebastian, a bullet canal for you.
Roland, whenever you're ready.
This facility has been shut down for decades.
I'm investigating. I'm told. I'm too.
That was a very inaccurate Polaroid.
I was someone who collects Polaroids.
And I have a problem with that. That was terrible.
The ratio is all off.
Knight, are you out there?
What?
Oh!
Well, like, this is one of, like, huge story games, I guess.
We've been tied.
No! He's coming!
Take a deep breath.
Fuck! We're coming!
This is gonna be mine.
We're gonna have to jump!
Just watch down there!
I was gonna be in games.
I love the voices!
Oh my god!
Can you do what needs to be done?
Well now you know, don't, don't jump!
Everyone can live, everyone can die!
He has one of those.
Oh my god!
Hi, I'm Stu Tilley, creative director of Fire Sprite Games.
games and I hope you enjoyed the first look at our brand new installment of
Untilled Dawn. In Untilled Dawn 2, a successful crew of ghost hunters and fake
all their best content come face-to-face with real horrors for the very first
time. Wait that's a good concept. Having just signed a deal with a major TV network.
Oh that's a really good concept, I like that. Beneath that beautiful surface
has dreadful heartbreak and secrets, centuries old and hungry for vengeance.
We're looking forward to sharing more details about this.
They cut out him getting flattened on the rock again.
Thank you.
Okay.
Now we have one more game to show, and it is something special.
This is a brand new title that we've been doing this moment.
20 minutes of uninterrupted gameplay.
So turn up the volume, sit back, enjoy it.
yeah tiny tiger what's up 20 minutes yeah what the heck this better be crazy
good
They're really drawing this out.
I just got chills.
Goosebumps, too.
It's gonna be my third bingo board check.
find your way home
oh
you are free
I'm not gonna get a fucking bingo dude my board was trash
There he is, it's Kratos!
Isn't this the beginning of the third game?
Oh, the fourth game, yeah.
I'm gonna say I'm pretty sure I've seen this.
It was so surprising for the two get in.
Yeah, no, I know I played it. That's why I remembered it.
That's why I said I feel like I've seen it. Of course, tough.
Oh, the wife is in heaven.
of war? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Well, yeah, there's feet, guys.
I already checked it off, though.
Where am I?
Oh
Those are squirrels, don't worry.
Okay, so I guess they're just showing the first 20 minutes of the game.
It's definitely isn't the light of Alphine.
This looks like fucking Crimson Desert.
I'm sorry but bro I still have such a weird hatred for Crimson Desert.
I
This combat was 10 times more than the Wolverine combat already, and I thought the Wolverine
I thought that would be something.
Oh!
Yeah, the lizard squirrel!
Good idea.
That thing is so dumb-looking!
What the heck?
Now, pull out a way out.
I guess I'll find my own way over here.
So fricty, pretty cubes.
That mask.
No, no, no, no, it can't be.
It's not possible.
Why don't you guys have so many cube-o-tea's?
Why are there so many cube-o-teaps?
I don't know, but I've noticed that too.
Especially fantasy games.
They fucking love their keemings.
Oh
You should come from the Eagle Horsesnod!
Come to get it!
I'm getting way too close!
What the fuck?
Whoa!
Where the fuck is she?
I thought this was supposed to be a trap!
I've got a card to limbo or something, I'm a creature.
No!
They hooked him!
No!
What the fuck!
No!
I'm going to punch him there!
No!
What the fuck!
No!
What the fuck!
No!
What the fuck!
No!
What the fuck!
No!
What the fuck!
No!
What the fuck!
I think the original one got away so we're up to huge, right?
Yeah, he actually got caught.
Uh oh.
God, it looks evil.
They can tell cuz you can ride them on fire.
Oh, she's caressing his man, baby.
Hello, green snake lady.
No, no!
Another mask.
This is important to you.
Egyptian mythology?
I wonder, do you think this could set you free?
Yeah, I noticed.
I'm looking for you.
I'm looking for you.
I'm looking for Chinese inspires.
Pray to Lord.
Touch me again.
And I swear, I will kill you.
Would you like to see how hard it is to die here, Gandhi?
I can show you.
Oh!
Leave her alone!
You can't keep me here.
The gateway is closed. There is no escape.
Hey, Yufakazi, what's up?
Resisting the truth.
Well, I'll make this more painful.
She's actually bigger now than her chin.
No, Betsy. I will handle that problem. You deal with our new pets.
Oh, a big kitty!
Oh, that sure is a snake tongue.
Oh god, the kitty can fly!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Okay, I think they're gone.
Just let's be careful.
Another cube!
You know what? It doesn't matter. How do we get out of here?
Yeah, well, we've tried. There's no way out.
And you're a talking sword.
I'm not the sword. I'm the ribbons, obviously. And my name is Root. The cube is Frank.
Frank and Root? The ribbons and the cube?
Okay.
Okay.
It has to be a way out of here.
I'm way out, but you're not even all here.
Of course I'm not here.
I'm not here, what does that mean?
I'm dead. You have to be dead to come through the gateway it's like you're holding something back
This isn't working
Are we anyway after life of the gods I call it the everyone
Huh. But after life of the gods, they're gone.
Great.
So, what's the plan, boss?
Not your boss, Frank.
That past. That's why you're trapped.
Yeah.
Wait, you made that big explosion happen, right?
Could you do that again?
My magic is wrong here.
I feel wrong here.
You want out, right?
I think we all want that.
We differently do.
Fei, you need to accept it.
All of it.
You're dead.
How? How do I accept that?
Simple.
Focus.
You're here.
Be... here.
But what if I need to be somewhere else?
Then focus on what you do need.
Find your way home.
Maggie, that's it.
What were you thinking about?
I promise.
Hey, we'll take it. Now let's get out of here.
Okay. Get ready.
That was great, I know.
Wait! Not a good idea! Bad idea!
Oh my goodness.
Goodness gracious.
It's him!
I cannot stand it.
I'm going to burn the open house.
And she's free! Freedom!
I'll give it back.
I promise.
Oh, can I...
Take it?
No.
I can't take it.
I can't take it.
I can't take it.
I can't take it.
I can't take it.
I can't take it.
Okay, take it
The ribbons are cool!
That was awesome!
Buddy! You need to get out of here!
Not until I get you out!
I don't need help!
Here we go! Coming up behind!
It's a big cute fight too!
Let's go!
Let's go Frank! Yeah!
Fuck him up Frank!
Get ready.
Crazy, fun, crazy.
Have an idea on opening that cage.
Take him! Get ready!
Come on!
No!
I got a promise to keep.
Fine, but Lady, that sword is more than you think it is.
Uh-oh!
Oh, God, the big guy came back.
All right.
I will kill you.
Oh god, the big guy came back.
Alright.
I will kill you.
Buck him up!
Let's face promises and keep them.
Come on, mom, before!
Let's go!
Okay, baby.
I'm gonna take you to someone.
The keyhole!
Yeah!
Let's go, Frank!
Oh
I FEEL NOTHING!
Oh my god!
She's fucking awesome!
Oh shit!
This is a crazy intense 20 minutes of gameplay.
Oh my god.
I don't know what I was expecting.
I'm like, what the heck is this?
Oh, I obtained.
Whoa!
What a cool showcase.
That's so cool.
Guys, I think that the Twitter people aren't going to like this one.
Another female protagonist.
I thought it looked super cool.
I won't play that when it comes out for sure.
I'm going to finish the other Zarya games.
They don't like anything.
I just can't imagine being so miserable.
Like if you don't like something, just don't play this.
Okay, I'm most excited for probably...
Santa plays Zero.
And we're gonna take the Zyber game.
And the God of War game looks cool.
I got super low, bad franchise, so...
Client for the first few?
Yeah, Frank is cool.
Okay, that- that wasn't bad! I thought that was great!
But yeah, my- well, my bangerboard sucked ass.
It was horrible.
I actually horrible bingo board
Look at it
Okay, but I don't usually watch say to play so I guess next time there's one I can probably do a
bit more
Realistic of a board bingo. Okay. Keep in mind
Every single thing I did I pulled from chat
So I'm blaming you guys
I'm blaming you guys that was great. I thought that was awesome. Oh
My gosh, Cana Mars 4 is room for Tokyo game show. Well this week. There's still
summer games fest is on Friday and then over the weekend is um the Xbox showcase in the PC games showcase, right?
So there might be even more crazy bro, September is gonna be crazy. Oh my gosh
Gosh, it'll be a very intense end of the year.
Yeah, what'd you guys think?
I thought it was cool.
I liked it, no Bloodborne Remaker sequel.
Yeah, I kind of feel like it's just not going to happen.
I feel like if they wanted to, they would have by now, right?
Maybe there's something we don't know
that it's just not worth it or something.
I don't know.
Yo, Yufakazi, thank you for the five gifted.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
All right, do you guys want a little more react?
I have a couple videos or I could just go game.
I'm getting, apparently people are saying
I'm getting pretty close to finishing the Witcher.
Like if I were to not do more of the side content,
but I'm gonna do more of the side content, obviously.
Fast Eddie, thank you for the nine months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Boncho the chef on Steam.
Yes, release date to be announced.
I mean, hopefully this year as well, right?
Dude, this game, I'm so excited for this game.
Oh my gosh, dude, I know life to Dave the Diver
when I got into it.
I wonder how much time I have on it.
54 hours, I mean, okay, that's not that crazy.
Not that crazy, right?
Jamjar, thanks for 19 months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thanks, Jamjar.
Yeah, I'm very excited.
I love Dave the Diver.
I mean, this demo looks like a slightly different style
game but I'm sure it'll be good yeah I'm sure it'll be good I'm excited I'm
excited no flash coming in his way perfect third shot and now on excellent
spray to edit a 1g in the end dies in that Molly but with all the glory at the
same time this isn't the original clip right because when I have that that
moment where I have one HP and I killed myself with my own Molly people kept
saying summit but I don't I don't know the original. Let me just look up summit.
No, what happened? Oh, they're about to end
I mean, I feel like
No, I was gonna say mine's more embarrassing because I bounced it hit myself
But you know his is worse because it's on a pro stage, you know
Definitely worse definitely worse
Yeah.
There's one.
Oh my goodness.
Two mid.
Tyler, you have bomb.
Hey, you guys gotta go. You guys gotta turn this corner and turn.
We gotta get this.
This is against us!
That's fine. Sorry.
Oh, they're, uh, church.
And me and me young killed him.
Oh my goodness.
I never saw that POV.
that's crazy Elon Musk retweeted ask on golem's wish for forced labor camps
what yeah I wish I could put all streamers into labor camps what
Ah, including myself.
Well, it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
It's not a bad idea.
There's a date now. Oh, August 28th!
Acne has ears and eyes and ears everywhere.
I still need to go see a obsession.
I think I need to be able to help you.
Next thing years?
I'm gonna say hours.
I have information that can stop Acme.
For good.
So, uh, what is up, Doc?
There he is, the big boy.
I'll probably go see this too when that comes out.
Very cool.
All right.
It is now gaming time.
It is now gaming time.
I'm going to do the assassination quest today.
Let me order food first.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Boop boop boop boop boop boop.
Yes it is gaming time.
Oh should I get pizza?
I can't eat pokey anymore since that one time I got food poisoning.
Pizza.
I put John's pizza.
Yes.
Well they have New York style crust at Papa John's now.
I kind of want to try that.
Has anyone had the New York style pizza from Papa John's?
Is it good?
Papa John's is ass excuse you Papa John's is my favorite
Yo Siv versus the world for the 15 months and kill his app. Thanks for the 20 months
Your taste is ass
You guys just don't get it
I'm sorry, you just don't get it
Wait, it's buy one get one free
What the fuck guys, it's buy one get one free
Create your own pizza what?
That's crazy.
You're insane.
Toy Story 5.
Wait, they have a Toy Story 5 menu.
It's Toy Story 5 out?
In theaters June 19th.
All I remember is watching the trailer for Toy Story 5, being like, there better not
be a fucking iPad and the kid pulls a fucking iPad out of the box.
I could not believe it.
I'm gonna get a two liter root beer. Two pizzas and a two liter root beer. Oh my god, I'm gonna be
Fat fucking Chung is tonight.
Yes sir!
Yes sir!
Right, you're on the way.
In seven days, I've seen no vegetables in your meals.
Um, no, I had spring rolls yesterday.
I had spring rolls yesterday.
What do you mean?
You know, deja vu, thank you for the gifted sub.
Appreciate that.
Okay, main quest, secondary quest.
Um, let's see.
What's the, uh, the quest called?
High stakes.
Ooh, high stakes, what, tournament?
I gotta do this too before I finish the game.
Look for Velen Quest.
Truth is in the stars.
Uh, what am I looking for?
Is it reason of state?
Yeah, it's got to be this one, yeah, okay, it's got to be this one.
Okay, we're going to kill today.
Today we kill...
We kill...
Alright, perfect.
Meow!
Meow!
Alright, this will be sick.
Dude, I can't wait for this piece of shit.
Alright, this will be sick. Dude, I can't wait for this pizza. Oh my gosh.
We're locked. Thank you for 14 months. Let me raise the sub-goal before I forget.
Let's just do that.
Okay.
It's gaming time!
Walk in!
Nothing else fucking matters.
What kind do you get?
Um, I got two large pizzas because it was buy one, get one free.
With mushrooms and extra Parmesan cheese.
Let me pick up this flashlight.
Oh my god, this racism.
Share with Senna.
I could offer pizza to my roommates.
I think they're both alive. Yeah, they're both alive.
I don't know if anyone wants pizza, but why are you probably going for pizza?
Sharing pizza dance game?
Dude, I have two pizzas!
One for me, one to offer slices.
Me all 16 slices.
Oh my god, I'm gonna explode.
as soon as the monster is dispatched. That won't be necessary.
Oh.
Well, yeah, I don't know if Senna wants, she's usually doing, like, workout stuff.
But I will still offer.
She usually turns me down when I offer things like that.
So why can't I go inside the portside warehouse?
Are they blocking the door?
Oh no, here we go.
Okay.
Hello?
He was getting the dog!
Oh!
My god.
Portside warehouse.
So why can't I get into this building, huh?
Hello guys
In the four-side warehouse
No, I don't have the wrong quest highlighted
Oh.
I had a fucking knock on the door.
In my defense, I never had to do that the whole game!
Ah!
Sorry, sir.
Stop it! I have an idea how to draw him onto Drucker.
Put all in due course. Let's start by confessing our sins.
I let Philippa Eilhardt in on our plan.
I appeal to her.
Bravo! Bloody Bravo!
Now, now, it's not a disaster.
The Lady Sorceress is highly unlikely to warn the Bram.
What's more, she's willing to help us kill him. Naturally, it's nothing I'll ever agree to.
But Phil, she's inspired me. Call her my muse.
Inspired you to do what?
Patience. We've yet to get to the substance of the matter.
Geralt, do I recall correctly that rather it's hired you to find Philip then?
You're nosy, pisses me off. You mad salty thing you're for the fun.
You're nosy. Starting to piss me off, you know.
I know. Forgive me. It comes with the job.
No. You're not a spy anymore. Remember?
Chose the life of a criminal.
No. That choice was made for me.
Philip have forced me to flee Rodania.
Rather than preventing me from returning.
Dave's growing a fernally sad story. Really fucking tugs in the art street, but you can't get him back to the matter at hand.
Yes, right. Geralt is so kind as to answer the question. He'd give you the contract, or not.
Mm-hmm. And I wasn't interested. What's your point?
We can use Philippa without involving her, provided you help.
Radovid expects you to report him. Bring him information about her. All he made to do is mention her name. Intimate the other lead along her trail.
How is Swallow that? Who flies sinker and who bit of the rod as well?
Let's say Radovid bites. Believes me. And none of that's a given. What thing?
You tell him you found Philippus Hyder somewhere where we can easily set a trap and ambush.
Suggestions?
We're in September now.
We'll build up both sides.
Lots of nooks, gates.
Easy to block off from the rest of the city.
Good idea.
I'll divide my men, post half on one end, other half on the other, by the gate.
And in the middle.
Less.
With a well-oiled crossbar.
You see, Geralt, all we ask is that you invite Bradavid out for a stroll, bring him to the bridge.
So Geralt's gonna be the bait, then?
Let's do it!
I'm in. But once it's done, what then?
There'll be an uproar in the city. And it may be.
Be the place where we can wait it out.
Thought of that already.
Remember Madame Arena's theatre?
Abandoned now, no soul looks in there.
Tyler and I are going to wait you there.
Await us?
Unwilling to bisque your own necks?
Not the point.
Dixler and I have many cock-sucking virtues,
but fighting abilities is just not one of them.
And there's fit for that as we offer a bleedin' beauty pageant.
Don't worry, guys.
My people are battle-hardened. They'll manage.
You just bring them the kill.
Do what I can.
There's a shoot more of these days.
Just around the corner in Novogratz port and for your sake. I hope he's in a good mood when you look at my head wig
What was that owl zoom my lights will make that was kind of suspicious. He's not a spy is he
Are you fighting are you gonna expose us?
Better not you fucking bitch
Steal some shit from my friends.
Nice.
Oh, Geralt, don't ask questions.
You know the answers, too.
It makes you look stupid.
I want to do something to do with her.
Eve's dropping on your conversation.
It was!
with a good deal of interest and a measure of wonder.
Oh no.
Mind telling me what you found puzzling?
Your naivety.
Do you honestly believe Radovid will
fall for such a crude ruse?
Might be tough to trick, but I think I'll manage.
I hope you take a more serious approach in front
of the wild hunt, provided, of course,
you survive long enough to undertake it.
Philippa why even tell me this concerned about me that much?
Not at all. It's because I think it vital that Radovid die
You don't want my help Morse of pity, but I shall do what I can to make certain you don't fuck it up
Here take this a
ring
Radeonian eagle etched in the ruby it belonged to Vizemere Radovid's father
Hand him that and you'll be caught. Thanks for seven months
he might even choose to trust you.
What's the catch? There is none.
Philippa, I know you too damn well. Always got a plan. Always got at least two irons in the fire.
This time I shall be content with one. Radavid's head planted at its end. Good luck Geralt. You'll need it.
Good bye, Philippa.
All right, it is go time.
Time to kill this fucker.
I'm gonna get that knight to seek.
Why are you guys suss?
She's a homie.
Let me get my full heal spec.
What's there to be sus about?
I got too far from the warehouse, it's okay.
That is not my main concern right now.
I would like to hang out with you and take a lovely midnight stroll he has no idea he
He doesn't know that this is his last day on Earth!
He has no idea.
Your kind spreads disease. The feat isn't my desertion.
You are sent.
Witcher Geralt, what do you want?
An audience. Managed to learn something about Philippa Isleheart.
I'll need your weapons. Now follow me. Yes, I won't need my weapons, but someone else
has weapons. Yo, look at the real one. Thanks for the sub.
Hmm. You took your time. What is it? I know where she is. Perhaps. Oh, perhaps you seek
to trick me. Like the others. No, of course not. What others? You see, a rumor went around
that I'd generously reward any who bring information about Isleheart. There's no shortage
of the greedy and the stupid, so a queue quickly formed at the gangway to the ship. The first
The board was a hunter brought me a dead owl with no eyes. He thought I'd believe it
showering with gold
I had him blinded then thrown overboard with a stone tied around his neck
Okay, that seems a little bit excessive doesn't it from oxen furt claim to have a letter she penned
It was forged of course
I had his fingers cut off
He'll never write again. Oh
And I took his tongue
The spoken lie is just as reprehensible, isn't he needless to say the rest of the queue dispersed quickly
We got to take care. We got to do something about this guy
I'm a professional got a reputation to uphold be stupid of me to come to you empty-handed
No popcorn shower two months ago
Yep.
You want to kill her yourself?
With your own hands.
I knew this.
You shall come with me.
Huberact.
Gather the men.
How many, sir?
The plan is working, guys!
How many men is all of them, though?
This could be a mess.
Well, where is she?
Where is Philippa?
Like I said, house on the bridge. Closer to the other end.
Close off this end. We need no guests, no innocent bystanders, or witnesses.
Damian, Duke, Egbert, Freak, Kaspar. You shall stay here. Secure the rear.
And kill the witcher.
What?!
Wait, what?!
Are you fucking kidding me?
Rodovin, you fucking piece of shit!
I felt kind of bad for killing him a little bit even though he's an asshole.
Now I feel no remorse at all.
You don't know where Philip is hiding. Not exactly without me.
Fret not. We'll manage.
Naturally, it would be easier with your help, but...
You irritate me.
You know too much.
You impede me too often.
And I find your arrogance and annoyance dude fuck you out of it killed the less
Follow me fuck this guy
Well, he's still took the bait and I mean
Fuck free the Witcher then run of it
Yeah, my homies are here and I got a sword
Yeah, you motherfuckers
Follow me, Carol. We must get to Rattabit before real persons arrive.
Alright, we gotta go!
It's time! The quest says kill Rattabit!
He perishes tonight!
You're dead, yeah!
She's a clown!
I wasn't locked in enough, my bad.
ruin my my immersion a little bit.
I
Let's go
I
Be honest the first time I generally thought that I was out of range
I
I'm gonna get some more Jersey up.
Oh
Yeah, all right rat a bit you got nowhere to go now you little rat
Oh
It's her!
Holy Holy!
Santa Claus!
That settles the score.
Stabbed in the heart.
What you get man, what you get forgive me I could not deny myself
How did she where why how the fuck he's dropped on us back at the warehouse what and you didn't
think it worth mentioning?
lads, the time to discuss this is later.
Gradovid is dead.
It matters not by whose hand.
Mission accomplished.
Now let's get the hell away.
Places will be thick with Rodanians in minutes.
Let's go.
The mission was a success.
Well? What? Is it done? It's done. Though all did not go according to plan. More on
that later. First a stiff drink and a toast. The North. Tamaria. Tamaria! Bloody Tamaria!
to really celebrate that was to marry it's a foreshadowing but now roach
so many kids oh my gosh it's gonna be crazy end of the year how's that there's
something I don't know about my size of you see tomorrow at noon the commander of
The army group sent Erwyl's son at Fruce in Amir's name.
And Fruce, his warden, we agreed with Deekstra.
So, back there in Valin, when the trolls nabbed you?
Yes.
I was returning from the last round of talks.
Amir will keep Etian and Lyrial, but in exchange for Radovic's aid and a stop to guerrilla
activities, he will withdraw from Tumeria.
Which will become the Empire's bustle state.
through, internally, with its own courts, administrative structures, and arms. The silver lilies will
bloom beneath the rays of the great sun. So I say, for I have power, but I'm not. So all I'll say is
there was no other fucking way.
Who's Emir? I'm sorry, it's hard for me to keep track of a lot of the characters,
especially ones from the previous games or the...
I'm a little confused. The Emperor.
Oh, Serious Dad. Okay, okay, perfect.
Thank you. Yeah, I know. I must remember his name.
were done quickly. That but this blow might be the be-all and end-all here.
What's that?
Vakmef, Act 1, Scene 7. Always wanted to play that. Never casted anything but a halberd deer.
Geralt, what Tala told you, put it out of your mind. There will be no truce with Nilfgaard.
Rodania under my enlightened rule will fight on until it wins and when it does it will unite all the north
including to marry
What now? This is not what we plan agreed
True instead. We insisted on one realms questionable sovereignty
To recover it. How can this be?
The effect of all those other kingdoms was not a wise arrangement, so no deal.
They're too first to listen.
I will not allow this.
Actually, you, Roach, should be the first to understand I have no choice.
Why the hell would I understand?
Because you two are a patriot.
This... this almost backstabbing!
Backstabbing!
I- I can't let them- I can't abandon them!
I mean, this'll definitely cause consequences to you, right?
Why can't I swing my-
Shhh!
I'm spending extra nothing on nothing.
Yeah, I can't leave my boys.
Deekstra!
I'm sorry man, I always thought you were an athlete!
Enough of this fooling!
I sliced him in half!
Bloody hell! Bugger me sideways!
That was close. Very close.
It's hardly over. The envoy, due to meet the Nilfgaardians tomorrow. No doubt Deekstra ordered him killed. We'll need to protect him.
Sorry, you're on your own now.
You've had your fill of politics, I understand. Once it's over, come to Vizima. You'll be received with honors.
So, do I get to loot Deekstra now?
This is his body.
Nothing but a grilled chicken sandwich.
I mean, I gotta take it.
They got a lot of grilled chicken sandwiches on them.
Oh my lord.
I also need to visit a blacksmith.
I don't have any armor, I don't have any sword repair kits, weapon repair kits, whatever.
Oh my god.
Evil softwares touches.
What quest is this?
Oh, this is the DLC.
Okay.
Um, what to do now?
I will go to the blacksmith first, and then figure it out from there.
First table.
I'm just going to TP.
Lazy.
Oh, man.
Radivit and Deekstra dead.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Oh, is there more I can do for the Baron?
Like more quest stuff for him?
That's another spoiler I'm interested in.
No?
Okay.
Oh shit, I mean if it's just like the DLCs and stuff, I might work on the main quest
line a bit more today.
I want to see what happens with Suri.
I think he's doing a genocide run.
I only killed a few NPCs.
It wasn't that bad.
Oh, sell your stuff.
Oh, you're right.
Fuck, I should do that for at least.
For sure.
Help me asses to you
Wouldn't mind a look at your stock
If I trade it out my broken star. Oh wait wait wait wait fuck. I need repair this
Here
This one
Then swap it
So long
Inventory all right, and then I can sell everything else I think
Wouldn't mind up by your flask upgrade does he sell it?
Crafting oh wait amateur armor repair kit
Ah fuck.
How do I undo?
Guys, how do I undo?
I saw my crossbow again.
Oh my God, where is it?
How's it going?
So long.
How can I help you?
What are you selling?
What's good?
Master armorer
Is there an alchemist here
That's fine
I mean I'm gonna be real
Not having the upgraded blast hasn't really been that much of a problem most of the time
Like it would make the game even easier, I guess but
King of the wild half sailed aboard the nag of there a giant long ship to travel between worlds
As girls you die a lot though which are set out to find this yeah, but then it's like I would never die at all
Be so easy. I'm not even playing on like the easiest difficulty
I'm playing on like like the armor it's called
Find the Sunstone
Isn't this the place where all the boats were shooting at me?
I just go around them again, right?
I'm going to die.
I was too close to them!
Seriously?
Dude, check out my sailing skills.
I'm not sure where I'm going.
Okay. Fuck off! Get it out of here! My pizza! It is seven minutes away. I cannot wait.
I just broke the side of the boat.
How am I supposed to get close to the- we gotta find the Sun Stone.
So it definitely isn't where all of those boats are.
Yeah, we're going to have to swim close, I think.
I'm just going to get as close as I can with the boat, I guess.
I mean, I probably see a swim from here.
Yeah, let me save.
Is that off to come all the way back out here?
Let's go.
They're not going to see me, are they?
I feel like they see me for sure.
Okay, maybe, um, night time, perhaps?
I'm going to meditate on the boat.
Okay, we're going to wait till, uh, 1 AM.
I can't do that right now.
Let me try to swim to those, uh, that island, and get you out there.
Yo, skinny white girl, thank you for the two gifted!
Okay, we're going to meditate until night time.
Now we'll see if I can sneak, sneak by.
Oh, they, okay, they have lights,
but only in certain places.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Oh no, I'm kind of worried I'm gonna get spotted out here.
Okay.
Is it this boat?
Are they going to sound the alarm?
Okay, how do I even get up here?
Was I supposed to bring my boat in here?
Oh, the other side, maybe.
Oh, it's this boat!
What?! What they saw me?!
down
nope oh no i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine
we're fine we're fine
we're fine
Witcher what a pleasant surprise
I...
Warm welcome. Thank you, Your Majesty.
You should have come with my daughter. Your welcome would have been different.
Where is she?
Uh...
In Zarecania, she longed for sunlight.
I am known neither for my sense of humor nor for my patience.
You're insolent, because you believe I cannot afford to hurt you, and you're right.
Yet that will change one day, when you are no longer indispensable, but disposable.
But enough of that.
Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
What do you want?
Angel Avigo, been told you promised Yennefer you'd free her.
I can see I know you're a busy man.
So here's a letter.
I ought to refresh your memory about the lodge.
Even Yennefer's humblest requests seem like threats.
I've always liked that about her.
Very well so be it.
I'm prepared to abide by the agreement I'm made with Yennefer.
Didn't answer my question.
Nor must I.
The time I was on my way.
At last, the point we agree on.
Gods!
Grimly-Fringilla-Lego.
I like her outfit, it's so cool.
I think for the two I'm sick to death of boats
Another ex really
She actually or just another another girl character. Let's go. Yes. What really what happened?
and
What?
Oh hi Tris
Who has Yennefer?
She'll be here soon
and she's sure to want to talk to you
I don't doubt it
Yes Count?
You are
holding up alright?
Uh, it'll be a hard slog for everyone.
You know what I mean?
What am I supposed to say?
I mean, I knew you and Jennifer...
...that you'd end up back together.
Yeah?
It was a lost cause.
Always.
I guess so.
I just don't want you to-
Can we not dwell on it?
I need to focus on other things now.
Right.
Understood.
Well, okay, bye!
Get Philippa and the Elven Ruins.
Okay.
Sounds good to me.
He broke my girl's heart. Sorry, man.
You can't be with them all, you know?
I have to ride there?
I see a boat thing there, but I guess we'll try to take the boat there.
Respect, Richard.
No problem.
Yeah, I still, I still like Yana for more.
I'm sorry, guys.
She's the OG and you gotta respect the OG.
How I feel about it.
Oh, I'm gonna grab my pizza here.
Oh, I'm gonna grab my pizza here.
My pizza's here!
Oh, I'm going to grab my pizza real quick.
I'll be right back!
I offered her some pizza and she said I shouldn't I should be healthy I told you guys that would
happen but maybe I should go offer some to Bonnie but she told me she has a tournament
today so I maybe I shouldn't go in there right now.
Guys I got two pizzas. I need paper towels. Hold on. I'll be right back again
Actually, I'm just gonna type in Bonnie's chat.
I think she's in a game.
Can you guys tell her I have so much room to use that it's too much?
Hi, Amy.
Hope you're doing well.
Love the outfit.
Good enough.
It was like clock, thanks for 19 months, and thank you.
Move it
Chat hopping if I'm not allowed to type in my own
Yes, I'm fine.
I feel free to come back if you want more.
Bye.
Oh, wait, fuck, I'm supposed to go to the-
Wait, where the fuck am I?
Oh my god, okay, whatever, this is fine.
There's a bunch of children in that way to spend money.
They get hit in the gut and those hurries get fined.
Ugh.
Let's go, go.
For safe!
Perfect.
There, perfect.
Ow!
Oh, pizza!
Pizza!
Pizza!
My paper towels go
Jackass rides through town
Well, there were just so many people in the street in my way. What was I supposed to do? I just had to run over
Pizza
Oh, so good.
This is great!
This is great!
It was a pretty good state of play. Now I'm eating pizza, riding a boat.
Life is good, guys.
Mm-mm. Never kill yourself.
What an advice. Yep. Never kill yourself.
What about other people?
Hmm.
Well, try to avoid that, I would say.
That's also not good.
What the?
Oh, mushrooms.
I say, look at this.
Witcher.
Witcher.
Witcher.
Witcher.
Witcher.
Richard, Richard, Richard, Richard, Richard, Richard, Richard, Richard, Richard.
Let's go.
What now?
Gonna grow yourself some new eyes, like Vilgefortz did?
I remember the moment I killed him.
The cultivation wasn't complete, and I hadn't grown him fully yet.
Looked disgusting.
I take it you'll mention that that deviant is purely coincidental.
Of course.
Also heard of this rich blind dwarf from Maachan.
Haven't put two sizable rubies in his eye sockets couldn't see a damn thing
But word is yo, it's CN taking for the prime
Witcher
Witcher Witcher Witcher Witcher Witcher Witcher Witcher Witcher
Guys, you know the best part of Papa John's is the garlic dipping sauce
About to tear into this shit
yes yo 2626 remiss thanks for the prime thank you very much
Oh
CYRON!
Come down here!
Oh my god, I hate having to aim this thing.
Oh
Guys don't look
We'll take that, I guess.
I hope you don't plan to look at this carry-on.
We came here for a reason.
Witcher, Witcher, Witcher, Witcher, Witcher, Witcher, Witcher, Witcher, Witcher, Witcher.
So how do we get up there?
To the stairs. I'll fix them right away.
I'm not sure what's going on with this guy.
Being friends with sorceresses is pretty useful, pretty.
Let's go.
You can't help notice the tension between you and Jennifer and Tris.
What tension?
It's very hard on Siri, I think.
Mind your fucking business, Mr. Funtime.
How about that?
I realize how it looks. Trist plays a big sister to Ciri, but eagerly awaits a chance to hop in bed with you.
You and Yennefer play the parents.
Yeah, so if you're angling to make it a five-son, there's clearly no room.
Okay, yeah, good answer, Geralt. That was the best thing you could have said in response to that. That was great.
Richard.
No.
Ow.
Oh!
Uh-oh.
Not even close.
Now, am I able to get my shit back?
I'm from Witcher, Kansas.
I see.
Right now.
It appears I must do everything for you.
See the century who seems to be waiting for payment.
I'm not going to let you go.
I'm not going to let you go.
I'm not going to let you go.
I'm not going to let you go.
I'm not going to let you go.
I'm not going to let you go.
I'm fresh out of chains oh in blood not coring the century is feeling the
Elven legend do you literally read nothing no
There you are. Yay.
Jennifer must have tremendous power of the Emperor to get him to guarantee the Lord's safety.
It's all perfect! Thanks for the 10 months!
Is foreplay that important to you?
You ought to talk to Yennefer.
Painfully clear there's unfinished business there.
Yennefer's always walked her own path.
I'm actually touched she decided to take an interest in matters of the lodge this time.
You don't trust her.
So once the hunts defeated, leave.
If I decide them elsewhere, my hero Dany is offering.
I'd soon stick my head in a zoomle's spiky orifice.
Thanks, but I've other plans.
You'll get to work with the Emperor. Not excited?
No. I mean, yes, of course I am.
Thus far, the lodge has oft banked on weak rulers.
It's been one of our biggest mistakes.
Hm. So you're impressed Amir keeps his mages on a short leash.
Yennefer's wise to keep you out of politics.
I'm afraid you'd not realize which way the wind was blowing if you pissed straight into it.
This deal with Amir.
It's sorcerous business. Pick someone else's brain.
So she's not told you anything?
What about personal plans?
Has she mentioned anything?
A possible advisory position?
Beside a young, promising empress?
Stay away from Ciri.
She's an adult, Garret.
You keep forgetting she can decide for herself so onward
Don't you think it's time you stopped interfering in series life? No
You can just drive away from her with your soul sure you are and yes, I can if the meet arises
I don't know what to do with this.
Witcher! Witcher! Witcher! Witcher! Witcher! Witcher! Witcher! Witcher!
Wait. Is there something here? Feel it?
No. My medallion is...
A ridiculous ball turned into love.
Hey!
Hey, asshole!
Witcher, witcher, witcher!
I'll bite you in the mouth!
That means the Sun Stone is here!
Don't stand there looking stupid!
Try to shift the mirrors!
What game has this? Is it Breath of the Wild?
This seems familiar.
This one is older shit.
A lot of games.
That was a question mark.
Yeah, I definitely remember doing this in other games.
and that should be right right it is
set the mirror system properly
So, what are we trying to do exactly?
We're not trying to point it at that thing?
There's three mirrors.
I'll just mess with them and figure it out, I guess.
I'm going to the ghost.
I don't know what we're trying to do, exactly.
A-a-a-a-go!
Set up the mirror system properly.
So, so...
so I'm not even sure what the bullet is here because it's already pointing at the
big lamp
I need to set the mirrors up properly, thank you.
Don't see anything.
I have an idea but I won't say it, dude, thank you man.
How do I get up here before?
I'm just supposed to go around.
I guess I got lucky the first time.
Did you try setting the mirrors properly, perchance?
Um, no.
Oh, there's none pointing over here now.
Where's the rest there?
The Tamer!
So they only can face two ways each.
Very curious, very strange.
Okay, now I've made a triangle!
This isn't what I'm supposed to do!
Oh, did I reset it?
Isn't that how it started?
I don't know!
Now it doesn't catch the light.
Move each mirror just once?
I'm sure that's what I did in the first place, right?
I'm trying!
Is this- am I going back to how it was originally?
Oh my goodness.
Yo, Drill, thank you for the- the sub.
If you pull the lever on the mirror, it switches.
Ow!
Holy shit!
Wait, I didn't realize that.
What?
What did?
What did I even just do?
I don't understand.
I didn't know I was trying to aim it over there.
Okay, whoa.
He has some bullshit.
What the heck?
Some bullshit.
Hi, Phillipa.
Oh, I got a huge slice.
Oh, it's like as big as my head.
I'm not so fast.
We have a matter to discuss.
Huge life. Wait. I didn't realize. I put down my other slides so I was doing the puzzle.
Oh. I didn't finish the other one.
Yeah, it's time to do your future. My future.
I wouldn't worry. Emperor's got plans for you, I'm sure.
Stop playing the jester and listen to me carefully. Once we've defeated the hunt and
Syria's safe, Yennefer's meteoric rise at the Imperial Court will come to an abrupt
end, which is wonderful from my perspective. I'm not interested in reviving the lodge if
I'm not to have the deciding vote.
telling me this because if I know even one bit I expect that once we've defeated
the wild hunt you aim to slip out the left door with Siri to disappear into the
wilds correct all very romantic but perhaps instead of destroying the
girl's life you could take Yennefer with you and go
What was that, the Sun Stone?
You may go. I know you things to do.
I know you things to do.
I'm right over.
Let Abelok know everything is ready.
Okay.
Let's bring Mr. Elfman the special rock.
I guess.
There is a thing that's going to happen.
I don't know the wrong way.
What the?
A chest!
Woohoo!
Yippee!
Now we get out of here, another saddle.
Well, I'm not carrying too much, so whatever, it's fine, for now.
get out of here skedaddle
I'm not good.
Wait, this isn't the exit.
Wait, I'm lost!
What?
Where's the exit?
Oh, brother.
Wait, that's the way I came from, right?
Wait...
I'm lost!
I don't know how to get out!
No!
Wait, which mirror is which?
Okay, it's this way.
This way is out.
Isn't this where I was before?
I don't think I can fast travel.
I'm lost.
It's not this door, right?
No.
This is the dead end.
I'm lost.
I'm lost!
Oh, yo, diddly-doo, thanks for 16 months.
I can't get through here.
I just can't walk!
This is it! This is it! This is it! This is it!
Because there is the built bridge there.
I see a place to power them!
Yay!
Anything back here?
I don't think so.
Okay, perfect.
Ooh!
This is the exit, right?
Dude what the fuck where am I and why can't I look at the map
Nooooo! I've been here already!
I'll find my own way out and then left me here
I'm looping!
Oh my FUCKING GOD!
We're free!
At last!
Holy shit.
What a fucking disaster.
Yes, finally, sunlight!
Well, if that were real life, I would have starved to death from that cave before I made it out.
Holy shit.
Oh, we're not these guys.
I'm an octopus. Hi, guys.
Got a minute.
Of course.
Hi, Siri!
Whenever I please whenever I please
So need your advice about Yennefer very well ask away thing is I'd like to take her somewhere
Once it's over some place picturesque beautiful even or we can rest
Been almost everywhere also. No, you're in. Well, I take a lot of honey moon
I was thinking in spala or maybe till Bethanna
The first roadside in you pass take her there pay for a month in advance
Carve do not disturb into the room door and
Just like that just like that
Some sound advice I guess once you'd left yannin me on the aisle of Avalon what happened to you
What did you do? I traveled through time space different worlds?
I saw houses of glass
Ran with unicorns at the world's end.
Even lived in an undersea kingdom for a time.
Freedom. Always had a taste for it.
I still do.
So why'd you return?
It was too much. I almost drowned in it.
When everything is possible, it quickly becomes a lot less alluring.
Eridan's located you time and again. How's that work?
When I pass between worlds, I create a kind of shockwave. Anyone properly trained can sense it.
That's how Avalok explains it at any rate. He can do it too.
So you shouldn't actually ever use your power. It's not like that.
The impulse is stronger the longer my voyage. On short hops, the disturbance is practically imperceptible.
Hi, Siri. I should go. All right. We'll talk later.
I got your rock.
What happened to Priscilla?
I trust he's not making a mess.
I did not kill her!
She's busy getting cheated on out.
Wow.
Did you know?
I forgot about this!
Hmm.
Really expect me to confess my feelings to you, do you?
You imprisoned Ciri the first time you met her. Now you protect her while fighting against your own kind. Quite an out-face.
First of all, I did not imprison her.
She found me.
It was her destiny.
Yeah, sure. Get to the second of all.
Why are you helping her?
Because she is a danger.
A mortal one.
You look at her and see a human, a ward, a daughter even.
I look and see the elder blood.
A power that can destroy the world.
A power that must be kept from Eridin's power-addled hands at all costs.
Admittedly our motives differ.
Yet in spite of that we share a goal.
So you would be wise to trust me.
Or at least try
Once we use the Sun Stone what makes you think Eridin won't figure things out I
Doubt he'll think the elves of the white fleet suddenly long to see him
We can alter the signal omitted by this out
Unlikely Eridin will recognize its origin. It's not the only artifact possess this power. There are others
great no mind telling you why I had a scour Skellige looking for oh no oh no
the Sunstone was the easiest to find believe me
I think it's okay.
Bro, it's, it, it, I feel like it's gonna explode.
I'm just trying to crack it a little at a time.
Okay, we're good!
Yay!
Ah!
Ow!
My nose.
Carl was saying for the gifted.
Oh.
From the look of things pretty soon Siri won't need you out anymore.
That's so delicious.
True.
She'll do whatever she wants and I'll support her.
What about you?
Ready to let her live her own life?
I shan't force her to do anything if that's your question.
Charming world you and Elle have got could easily fall in love with the place.
Tell me, how do you do it?
Playing flute painting running unicorns and gorgeous landscapes building ornately sculpted towers
And then you murder us without batting an eye without a hint of guilt. How?
Do you humans feel guilt when you murder and shale's or dwarfs?
Diats, well it hurts. We are the same mug moments simply because we both
Others are in fear so I hurt. Thanks for the bets
Tell me something more about current here. No, I'm well
Well, guys, there's been no internet issues today, right?
Or has it stuttered or had the colors a little recently?
Oh, Jacob might have actually fixed it.
I mean, well, I'll see a couple more days, because sometimes it doesn't have issues anyway.
If it does no more issues for like a week, then he, I think he actually fixed it.
We found the Sun Stone.
Gelbarn's gift to Dillion of the White Flame.
Yes, yes, W.Gelbarn.
She never used the stone and Gelbarn died of sorrow.
Won't keep her in waiting no more.
I would be legit dead in a ditch without Jacob Molissa and Ali.
Keep in mind, once we commit, there'll be no returning.
I'm ready. High time we set sail. And Vika waits.
In that case, let's go.
There's so many people out of the Cheddar Badge now. It's so cute. And when this one's
I think fiber five more days. Oh, let's get a first one. I'm gonna get five more days. I'll do the mott's badge
Even those of us who had a bad so cute I simply wish to play oh girls you're waiting for you. Oh, I've got root beer burps
It seems to me you'd started already.
We were discussing questions of a magic nature, nothing of great interest to you.
Right, because I'm just a simple witcher.
Don't worry, simplicity has a charm, all it's in.
You were about to explain your plan?
Recognizes Yen's butt more than the Emperor's name?
Dude, fantasy names for me are like anime character names for some people.
Like some people can't remember anime character names at all since they're Asian names.
Fantasy names are so hard for me to remember.
Well, Amir's being generous with his resources.
He's halted his entire Scalida campaign to help us.
Not doing it just to be nice, believe me.
He's doing it for the same reason we all are.
Ladies and gentlemen, let's talk more action, please.
Sisters, we must scale the cliffs.
Whoa, Django, thank you for the five gifts, thank you so much.
Thanks, Django.
Thanks, thanks, thanks.
you plans missing one important element what about siri sirl will wait at a
safe distance from the knuckle feather long john jesus thanks for 14 months
wild guess no you had in mind no I wanted to go with you that was my idea but
But I won't allow it. Far too great a risk.
Yo, Deimos, thank you for the prime.
Back off! My daughter, leave her alone.
Don't have the right time to go around and use it.
TRL said the same thing only at much higher volume.
I do, in fact, have this right.
For only I know how to activate the Sun Stone, which I shall do on my terms or not at all.
Cherelle recognized the strength of my arguments.
Cheese! Hello, Seth! What's up?
I knew that. You will do the same.
Yo, and Eric, thank you for the three shots.
Cherelle, do you swear to stay on shore?
Do I have a choice?
Cheese!
Cheese!
Where are you going?
For a walk!
Or is that not allowed either because I could break my leg
I ate five pieces of pizza and I drank oh yes
This much of the root beer is all done much so fucking hurts yo drill thank you for the two gifted
Telling Siri she can't do something as counterproductive speaking from experience there
Ultimately she does what she wants let us hope pardon me
I'm gonna sleep real good tonight
Can't wait
You won't get the chance later, I shall await you by the boats amongst the soldiers
Good joke this witcher doesn't know potions
I think I've made one the entire game and it was for a requirement for a quest.
I think the quest was to learn how to brew potions.
But it might soon. We may not survive this. In fact, our chances are slim.
We've come a long way and I'll be damned if we've come to fail. It'll be all right.
I admire your optimism. Wish I shared it.
Wait, she wants the same thing that girl wants!
Oh, they had the same idea!
That's so nice!
You? Dropping plots and politics for good? You're in your element in that world. It's your life.
Time to start in you.
I'll believe it when I see it. Even now you're up to your neck in it.
Yes, but only to set matters straight. To be able to withdraw having retained the upper hand.
What then? A small succumbed hut with a flower garden to tend to?
Why not if that is what you dream of?
We shall leave together. Go where we please do whatever strikes our fancy.
Oh my god, I just burped it up with my nose. It hurts so bad.
Oh, I just remembered, I found my, um, my edifier cosplay that I bought a while ago.
I don't know what happened to it because it was delivered, but I found it.
I'd go anywhere with you.
the answer I was hoping for go gelt avalaka waits and don't get killed
Simp just gave his power away, L. Yeah, how dare a man experience romance if you do your
Wait, this is the last quest?
Oh, should I do other stuff first then, or can I go back and do it after?
You're good?
You can't after?
Okay.
I feel like I might as well do it now then, buy the flask upgrade?
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll read what you do now.
So, Geralt. Ready?
Let's get these bastards.
With pleasure, Geralt. With pleasure.
Yeah, we will take them out.
At this point, don't you can flex beating Witcher 3 with base flask?
It's not even that bad!
Actually, maybe once I see the upgrade I'll realize how bad it is, but right now I really
don't think it's that bad.
I'd give you my heart, what kind of spell is that?
It's a more lovely, ancient, as I said this stone was to be unique to parablevis.
I never thought I'd say anything of the sort to Eridan.
I
Blame
Yeah, the simp stone
The oven bubble works that guy won't plastic surgery too many
oh my gosh I think we're the most
actually no stories right now
I'm going to sleep, Captain.
Oh, we're all looking at him standing there on the home.
That's not good.
You too!
That's not good.
Follow me. The novel fare must be nearby.
No.
Silence.
It's completely still.
It's a trap.
Hi.
We must-
No, C.J., hold on.
This time.
You are not ready, you do not control your powers.
I'll manage.
City!
Get out of my way.
City!
The ice.
It's a spell.
You must find the mage who cast it, destroy his staff.
I'll not stop with his staff.
Hmm.
Hi, Overseer.
There are two of us.
Pirate came now!
Oh my gosh, she one-shots them.
No, it's not pirate it.
It's just a bug or something, I guess.
I don't know.
Oh my god, seriously, it's fucking busted so strong.
I gotta use the charge over here.
Oh, he's so cool.
Crouch, thanks for the love and blood.
Die, doggy!
No, Moodle!
Extreme 5 tier 2!
What the heck?
Tier 2?
Thank you, Moodle!
Holy moly!
So fancy!
5 tier 2 is crazy!
Thank you so much!
Yeah!
Yeah!
No!
Yes!
They're serious so strong.
It's crazy.
I'm out there!
I'm out there!
I'll kill you first!
Then first, bitch, let me launch!
He was you?
How dare you?
What the fuck is this?
Holy moly!
Oh, no.
Almost, Zminach.
Almost.
Yeah
Papa Geralt here
It's a protect theory!
Are you throwing a ball at me?
Get nudge, pussy!
There you go.
Oh!
Oh my god, the wrong thing.
Also, I only have one potion. Classic.
Why did the two so thin?
Holy shit! I used those guys doing like, like 10%.
I'll shoot him back, brother.
You see, it's not such a fucking thing. I don't know what I'm talking about.
Oh my lord!
I
Fucking snowball my ass
No.
AHH!
Okay.
I'll get some of that.
Ow.
You cannot win.
Even if you kill me.
Excuse me.
I will not kill you.
No, he knows I'm not.
Oh
Oh!
Uh oh.
TP them underwater to at least try to take Geralt with him, I guess.
I don't know.
Oh my god, it's so far!
Why is everything on fire?
Should have teleported into a volcano.
Yeah, that probably would have done the job a little bit better.
Where's my sword, guys?
I'm swinging it, but um...
it's getting cut away. I'm supposed to do no fucking damage to these guys. They may have
They may have every use to them, but I don't know, no.
I'll fuck those extra 40 months.
I
I
You know what? Fuck these guys.
Die!
Now they need the gold chicken sandwich.
The hounds are so f**king tanky.
Lil' Ben, hold, thank you for the gifted.
of
I
I'll be right back.
Any last words?
Take it, chap.
Fight!
You have your chance.
Save him, girl!
Nooooo!
Witcher...
I was hoping you would come...
Because...
I've something to tell you...
But I'll do so afterwards.
As you expire.
Oh!
Oh my god.
Let's go!
The Azarous!
What the fuck? What the fuck? He can do that? That's not fair!
Oh shit. Oh my god. You know, thanks, Ox Tail.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Holy shit.
Okay, I wasn't expecting that.
There's just some like, elven-ring shit.
Is there some like Elven or English shit?
Oh
Ah
My sword's broken. Oh my god
Oh
Hey, hey, close up!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
What kind of trick do you have in your sleeve?
Ooooooh, right in my eyeball.
Get his ass!
You said you had something to tell me.
Alvarar has tricked us both.
Wait, he was a snake the whole time?
He set us against each other.
And he's made off with Sariva.
What?
I don't believe you.
That can't be.
Oh man, not the dog.
Get a bird!
That's a bad guy.
Where's Siri?
What?
I thought you knew.
All I know is Unlock might have betrayed us.
to trade us. Uh-oh.
What the...
At a storm?
Geralt, look!
What the hell's happening?
I might be damned hard to believe,
The gate between the worlds is open.
We must reach the tower quickly, stop Avalach, or this can still be reversed.
So Avalach was a snake.
If the tones are to be believed, nature's laws will cease to hold.
Gravity, time, things that all of it will be turned on its head.
Exaggerating for a fact, right?
Not one bit.
The Conjunction of Spears has begun. The worlds they're aligned permeate one another. Avalar could use this. Bring the NL here or something from the north.
At least we know where we'll look for Ciri.
Follow me and stay alert.
We need to focus on Ciri, but he may not lock once from our...
Same as Eric and I
Oh shit.
The most important of the two periods is 7-9.
As a result, that's 5.
And the next one is 9.
Ah!
We're at the horse!
We saved time!
Get him!
Oh
He's so slow
I'm trying!
Come on.
Or I'm ready.
We must not lose hope.
The gates between the worlds are very wide open.
Try not to get worse.
Trim is getting worse. We've not much time.
What happened to them?
The White Frost!
We have to save our daughter!
Oh my gosh
I almost died.
No again, why are you still on?
No, watch.
Yep, you're doing great. You're doing great, sweetie.
Go proud of you.
Cuck, game play.
Excuse me.
I still want to go out in the bubble. It's so cold out there.
We can't be dismantled.
Dismantled?
No, I can make a tear at best, but only for a moment because there's no...
Specifics yet?
Will we both get through?
No!
You must go alone!
I'll come back.
We'll wait, Siri.
They must see her!
No!
They must see her!
I can't!
I can't!
I can't!
I can't!
I can't!
I can't!
I can't!
No, Geralt!
No, no!
I'm fine!
Now go!
Give Avalon my Harpcultricards!
Let's go!
I'll walk you fucking bitch!
Ew!
I'll walk you fucking bitch!
I'll walk you fucking bitch!
Bitch, you'll pay for what you've done to my family.
Why would I get my hands on you, why I oughta?
Geralt. So unfortunate.
I hoped you wouldn't have to witness this.
Where's Ciri?
Nearby.
Listen, Shalom.
I've heard enough of your bullshit.
Draw your weapon.
Let's get this over with.
Horsy!
I think I'm gonna fall for that. No chance you're wrong. Trust in you once. Won't make
that mistake again. I am not your foe. I am merely helping, cellular. I don't believe
you. Can't. Not after all that's happened. Will you believe me? Terry. I'm not a traitor.
I asked him to help me open the tower because I aim to enter it.
What? Why?
Why the hell would you do this? The Wild Hunt's been defeated.
The White Frost has not.
The prophecies are true. I have seen worlds bound in ice. I know what awaits you.
All four of those were such bad responses.
The White Frost is inevitable. It will come to free the world one after the other, eradicating
all life. Only I can stop the destruction. I've given it much thought and made my decision.
There's gotta be another way. What can you know about saving the world, Silly? You're
How dare you talk to your father like that, Serella?
This is my story, not yours.
You must let me finish telling you.
That was mean!
What the heck?
Don't do this to me.
Please, not now.
Girl, believe me, tavern, old wine, our boots, drying by the fire, I like nothing better.
I can't. I must try. For you, Yen, Triss, for everyone.
You can fingers crossed.
Ciri, don't leave!
She's so brave, though.
She's a hero.
No!
No!
Sherry!
There's no more fight!
I feel bad about this, but you're dead.
She's trying to save the boy.
Two weeks later!
You have one twitch, thanks for 13 months.
The gentleman will follow.
I'm okay.
Why is there a dead person here?
These ain't straight to down rule at his age
Why is there a dead person here
Okay
W. Gray Lou
Oh
Oh, that's where I dropped my stuff. Oh, I'm surprised it's still there.
Enough.
Oh, hello, Amir.
He's gonna have me killed.
is dead how did it happen the white cold you're familiar with the prophecy so he
tried to stop it she did but paid the ultimate price the word is the body I
doubt it'll ever be she's not really dead is she because the what you're for
Who else knows?
Not your fucking business.
Did she ask you to convey anything?
Uhhhhhhhhh...
Well the truth is she didn't say anything about him, right?
Too...
I mean, the truth is the third one, but...
I doubt you'd have liked to hear those words.
Understood.
Oh, so he thought you did tell him the truth. She didn't say anything.
There's nothing else.
There is, but you may go.
Witcher.
I do not wish to see you...
ever again.
Okay, then bye, bitch.
You need help with your wagon?
I think we'll be all right.
All right, you betcha. We'll manage.
True. The bowels are ample.
You shall pour some off of each soon.
Changes come.
True. Now deny it.
Nilfgaard, please. Yet here it seemed nothing could move them.
Left their wine behind too? That's generous.
Sure, you don't need me help. I believe we will manage where you had it nearest in
Supposed to meet someone first the former campsite of the North Guardians you take care now
That's for the ruin fortress, okay
Oh, man.
So there's versions of the ending where Siri doesn't die?
But then, like, what happens?
She just comes back?
just keep playing, ok
Mr. Orts.
Probably got help back.
You're late
Soldiers walking the roads. I know no matter you have it as agreed
38 and a half inch blade wait just under 40 ounces silver plated cedarite steel core
Glyphs and runes both the length of the blade and on the hilt
Very nice
In this trade for three decades only the best swordsman of the coin for my ways
When I say no witcher has, whatever had a better weapon, yours and trust me.
Reputation precedes you, Master Rort. I'd never doubt you.
The inscription, as you asked.
Oh, it's here I am. Swallow.
Classic elder speaks runes, no styling, simple and precise.
May I?
It is yours. If you'd like to test it, have my lackeys put out a trick.
lucky spot training dummy your payment gems only as requested if you've an eye
out for work they're the strictest prowler in the Maribor forest thanks you
need to visit the tavern first but after who knows good luck in the path
I'm not sure.
Glittery in progress.
City.
I
Will come back for you I promise
Guys, I can't find the fucking door.
There we go.
This tavern.
Wait
Who's this a present for perhaps
Wait you got this trick to me you guys tricked me
They just make her death so that all the other, that's all the politics people leave her alone.
Smart!
Aww!
Oh nice!
And she saved everyone too!
Oh, I thought he made the sword her uh, elven name or whatever cause it was like an honor
of her.
See how sad she died.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
I'm so happy.
I have already thanks for six months.
You guys tricked me!
I think...
How did everyone agree to trick me?
It was so convincing.
What the heck?
Too easy.
Awwww.
I was tricked!
Wait, that has to be the good ending, right?
ending right? Or is saying that there's a bad ending the trick. You got the best
ending? Really? What's the bad one then where she has to become the Empress? Or
does she actually die? Oh there is one where she actually dies.
And the guerrillas, they fell down.
Sorry, I'm trying to read this.
Though their mutiny had only been a murky crime, yet were so no mercy, as was his will.
While the continent bled in gulf by war, Skeletor blew him under Saras's inviting will.
Unlike those who had come before her, the young queen did not read far chores,
looking instead to her people, tending to her land.
Diamond Connoration, though it spans of your overdue.
Cerella Fiona Helen behind it, there's a new prides line,
showing us the life of a witcher.
Geralt taught her all the way and the skin she's given to the world.
She chose the witcher life!
Soon word of the Ashenhead witcher has spread throughout the North,
from the Yhugan Mountains of the Bees.
Oh, sweet! He got what he wanted. Oh, they had a lovely retirement together. Amazing.
You can use it.
Alright.
Renek, thanks for the seven blends.
But both had stopped this for the anything else.
Wow!
Wait, you guys really tricked me.
I really thought I got the bad ending.
And I was thinking like, wait, how did I get the bad ending?
How did I fuck up that bad?
Thank you for the 20 gifted! Thank you so much! Thank you Evan! You guys tricked me with the hack!
Oh my goodness, King Court, thank you for the 50! I- no, I'm actually- okay, it's not the first time
Chat's done that. We're like everyone just like somehow agreed like, oh yeah, let's prank her,
but that was like, I feel like the worst I've ever seen it. I was like, oh my god, they're-
they're upset! I got the bad ending! I wonder where I fucked up! Oh my gosh!
Yeah, you got me, guys, you got me.
You did fuck up a few choices, but not enough.
That makes sense because I remember thinking, I was like, wait, people keep saying I'm
locked in the bad ending.
That's kind of crazy because you would think for a game this long, they would want people
to naturally get the good ending unless they like really, really, you know, are trying
not to, you know what I mean?
Thank you for the 5 gifted, Toshimitsu, oh thank you for the 5 gifted, thank you so much.
Wow, it's just based on how you treat Siri, that makes sense.
I tried to always be a good dad.
I may have fucked up a few times though.
Oh, thank you for the 5, it's sunken, thank you for the 5, thank you.
Wow, great game.
Amazing, I love you dad.
Wow, and I managed to still get the good ending even though I killed Kira.
I'm curious about the other endings. I kinda wanna go watch them on YouTube.
Itachi, thank you for the time! Thank you so much!
Yeah, people keep telling me to play the, uh, is it the Blood and Wine DLC?
I will definitely play that at some point. I don't know if I'm gonna play it right away.
Actually, maybe. How long is it? People said like 30 hours or something?
Maybe I'll take like a couple days off Witcher and then play the DLC.
No, no, thank you for the five gifted, thank you so much.
Oh, they're both good? Okay.
I mean, I feel like since new DLC's coming out next year, right, I should probably just play them.
Seems like a good idea.
Get your premiere rank and then come back.
Oh lord.
Yeah, I think that might be a good idea.
Makes sense, makes sense.
Oh my goodness, wow.
Yeah, what a game!
One has a new Irish, it's very colorful and fun to play.
Good content.
Sub 3K rank incoming.
Hey, but then there's nowhere to go but up, right?
It'll be great, guys!
We will climb!
Johnny! Thank you for the 10! Thank you so much!
Thank you, Johnny!
Wow.
To get a wa- Oh, true, true, true. If I get through the DLC,
then there'll be more time between Witcher 4. But it'd be kinda nice to, uh...
I mean,
Witcher 4's not until like, end of 2027, right? Or has it even been announced?
I don't even... I don't know.
I just know that the three extra DLC is early 2027, right?
Oh, probably 2028.
Oh, okay.
Although I guess there's no rush at all, but I do want to play them.
Wow, 2028?
Oh my gosh, in 2028 I'll be 30, guys!
Oh my god, I bet life will be so different then,
or actually maybe it will be different at all.
I mean, what's gonna change?
I'm just always streaming away.
Saj, I'll be dead.
Wait, who's planning to be dead in 2028?
You can't die, you have to play Witcher 4 in Divinity.
Oh my gosh.
Dude, one of my friends that was having really, really bad medical problems last year, like
to the point where they were getting multiple surgeries.
Oh my gosh, I actually brought this up to them today.
I was like, dude, after the game awards they messaged me and they were like, oh my god,
at me, dude, I just saw the Divinity trailer, bro, I have to live, like I have to make it
through this, I gotta play that shit, and I cried for like 2 hours after they said that,
but they're all better now.
They had a bunch of surgeries and stuff.
Yeah, all better now.
I was like thinking, I was like, oh man, dude, if he doesn't live on, like, it comes out,
Rose's gonna be so heartbreak, but he's fine now, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, it's one of my good friends that I've known for, oh god, I want to say, like,
oh my god, like 15 years, yeah, we've been friends for like 15 years.
Hey, um, I don't even like I don't even know what what's calling
I don't think even he knows what it's called because the doctors couldn't figure it out
He had a medical condition where the muscles in his throat stopped working
So he literally couldn't eat or drink water and he was like
Dying and then eventually there's like dude fuck it like we're just gonna cut a hole in your stomach and attach a feeding tube
So
It's fine now. He just probably can never eat normally again, but you know, at least he's alive, so
Yeah
He's fine
No, it wasn't Gerrard
It wasn't Gerrard, I've had other friends who had Gerrard, and yeah, that's that was horrible for them, too
Gerrard fucking sucks, but it was it was not Gerrard what my other friend had
But he's fine now
Yeah, he's okay, he'll live.
And he, even though he'll never be able to eat normally again, he can still enjoy the
taste of food, he just orders food and then he'll like eat while he's like doing the feeding
tube and then, but he has to spit it out, like he can't eat it because his muscles don't
work.
goes down the acid like hurts the muscles even worse like it's there's
like no like lining on the muscles and it's bad but yeah it's not good I know
it sounds like very similar to good but doctor said it was not so yeah very bad
Doctor will I still be able to game? Yeah he still games.
Oh I don't know if this is over sharing but honestly like things like that like talking about this is I just want to thank you guys because you know by stream doing as well as it does I'm able to help a lot of my friends that are in really bad situations like that.
Like that, cause like in that case people can't work and stuff.
I'll thank you spread it.
Like I uh, since that happened to my friend he got put on disability so he, he would get
like some income but a lot of the surgeries and stuff it's not covered by insurance even
though like I feel like it definitely should have been but you know I'm able to help out
a lot of my friends since I you know get a lot of support from you guys.
Thank you, thank you
And life, thank you for the the tier three. Thank you. I
Wasn't the only person
Helping this friend like we also have a friend who is also very well off because they do security stuff at Amazon
But me this other person like my friend literally said like honestly like if I didn't have you guys helping me out
like I don't know if I would have survived because
because the hospitals like were not helping me and insurance was not helping me.
So I'm like, oh thank god!
Yeah, my friends since like childhood.
Thank goodness.
And I also helped out a lot of other people that I'm friends with or people in the community.
I just try not to really talk about it because it'd be kind of awkward to bring up randomly.
I try to help when I can.
Yeah, and it you know, it's fucking horrible
Like oh my gosh another
Thing I had to help a friend with recently to like I know people say stuff all the time, but like it really is just
so many of like
The system things are so
Fucked against people who don't have a lot of income
Like one of my friends, her dad passed away recently and her dad had life insurance because he knew he was gonna die because he was sick for a couple years.
He had life insurance. He got the life insurance that when he passed away, his kids could use the money to pay for his burial and his funeral and stuff, right?
right? But then my friend found out in order to get the life insurance money you have to
like prove that you're getting them buried, which she couldn't afford. So then she asked
me, she's like, hey, do you mind paying for my dad, like her dad, for my dad's burial,
and I can pay you back after I was like, dude, that's crazy. It's like, because if she didn't
have someone who could help her out, like she might have just like, won't she even die?
I don't know. I guess just like borrow money and be in debt, please. This is fucking horrible.
Yo, some thank you for the two gifted. Thank you. Yeah, it's just
Terrible, I don't know
But it's all taken care of so it's okay
Yay USA!
Insurance stuff is just terrible
I don't know.
Finds out everything's great against poor people?
Well, not like, I mean, I've known for a long time, I don't really talk about it on
stream, but it's like, just ramping up more and more recently that I have like, friends
who like, reach out and explain situations to me, because, I mean, before people would
like, rely on their parents a little bit and stuff, but, since we're all near 30, or some
my friends are even above 30, everyone's like on their own, you know, so...
Cheddar, stop! He's bitten my foot!
What is your problem, man? Crazy.
Crazy. Anyways, sorry, Liter was a great game, and I will definitely play 4 when it comes
out in 2 years.
And imagine retiring in the USA. Yeah, it's uh, it's not great. Did my leg heal up good?
Oh yeah, I haven't shown you guys my- I mean, it's still there.
I have this one from Cheddar, and then on flight ankle-toe, I've got two of them that are really bad.
From when he fell on the tub and he grabbed my leg to-
He glashed on my leg and propelled himself off my leg to get out of the tub.
Fucking idiot cat.
Evil ass cat.
Terrible.
Evil, evil, evil.
Yeah, a little terrorist cat, where's Matzah?
I haven't seen Matzah in a while, I'm kind of worried.
Yo!
Ball, thank you for the 10 gifted, thank you so much.
Thanks, Ball!
I'm gonna check and see if I walked Matzah out, I haven't seen her in a bit which is unusual.
Not on the PC, more Chinese.
You probably get this a lot and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm glazing but you are such a good person,
Emmy like genuinely okay back to L'Occitlamal.
Oh, no, I feel like most people would do that if they had the resources that I do.
She was under the desk behind the thing the whole time, kind of, I was just worried about
her.
Wait, when I got up to go to the door, Cheddar got up to follow me to the door, as he usually
does, and then as soon as Cheddar got off the PC, which is the warm spot, I see Mott's
come out, and Cheddar is still behind me, and then I see Mott slowly steal Cheddar's spot.
Oh my god, Cheddar, you've been robbed, my boy! You've been robbed! It was all part
of her plan. Mott's is so smart and devious. Oh, Cheddar, you're so nice. Such a good
Correct.
Oh.
Okay.
Smacks!
Hello!
Hello!
The story of Geralt of Rivia is coming to a close.
You can continue traveling the world in search of which your contracts and adventure are.
Everything will be as it was before the game's last chapter, and quest sites, the main storyline,
will no longer be available.
But I think I did all those, right?
So I just have DLCs and Gwent.
Should I start the DLCs tonight or should I play CS?
I'm kind of feeling some CS, but New Game Plus,
just starting a new game.
She's the game plus option.
Yeah, perhaps I will do some CS.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, yeah, I should watch the other endings first.
I'm going to pee first, though, for like,
I had pissed so bad, I drank so much water up here.
Let's play some CS CS night time
That was a great ending dude. I actually got tricked by you guys in the game. I can't believe that I
I was tricked.
Oh wait, endings first.
What should it be? Endings.
Hi, Wayne. Thanks for 19 months.
Nice dress my streamer.
Thank you. I just got it in the mail today.
All endings.
All ending variations.
Okay, this one's shorter, so.
Uh, Ruler of Novograd and Felon ending, wait, there's a lot of endings!
Why do you bear an ending?
Wait, so there's more than three endings!
Right?
And I also said there were three.
I guess like three main endings, maybe?
Wrong video.
It might have the DLC endings in these.
These are long.
So is this the good ending?
Okay, this is the good ending, so this is the ending I haven't seen.
Or what about my Havocane?
Oh my god, I always got a 720p.
Yeah, so far it looks the same.
So
For her dying you have to not be a good dad to her right, but how do you make her into the Empress?
Right choices, but you take her to a mirror
She's dead!
Oh, he's alone in the tavern now.
Oh, Danielized there at least!
In Zoltan?
He seems depressed in this ending so far.
Yeah, this is long. Should I watch all of this?
I just want to see what happens with Siri.
Scan through.
Should we talk to the guys?
Oh, Siri!
what now nothing just sitting waiting for you it's nice here
I'll wait till you see doble thunder in winter and the blue mountains
we'll head east soon as the snow melts I think we might have settled in a bit too
much you promised to show me that griffin's nest before we left let's go
now
so you do some witcher stuff with Siri I guess right the cam more remember
there's a mere was the only one willing yeah I lied thank you for the 14 months
and some witcher stuff.
So Ciri just leaves that and becomes the Empress, I guess.
Panthers appear raids, Emir of Aramrilai is to attack her,
Emir of Aramrilai and their regal Charles and their enlistful
women to Nilfgaard, her paternal home, where Emir prepared to name her his successor.
The woman had the necessary qualities.
From her father she'd inherited an empress's political instincts.
From Geralt, she had gained a sense of simple human decency.
Monarchs post both traits, which is quite a shame and what of Geralt you might ask?
Well, he continued on as before being hand to mouth job to job
He didn't retire with yet of her. Is this the bitchless ending a glass of strong drink to talk about the old days and
Speculate what could have would have oh?
Geralt lived with regrets
Okay, so now this is the bad ending now, right?
Only one memory.
Oh, he's going to the fucking, the Hags swamp, I don't know what they're called, the
Crohn's?
Talk to the werewolf.
Swamp is poisoned. I've no strength to hunt humans
Consummoning in my sleep
Once I had wolf dreams now. I dream hunger pain and blood. Where is she?
out there in the swamp I
Never met this guy again in my playthrough is there no other way
There's one. Find the crone. Guide me through the swamp to her. And then we'll see.
You ever met this guy? Yeah I did.
Stole my daughter's medallion.
Is this the guy who can't beat and can't die?
Why risk it the chrome will fight like a hounded Wolverine. She'll fight
She may cripple even kill you
find the girl is pendant
Oh, sorry will pass in time. Oh, okay. No, I'm not like you my daughter's dead
Don't wait, what do you say?
my daughter's dead
What's your name will
There's a wolf dead nearby wolf cubs inside
They'll not survive
my sense of wolf and
And men.
How many?
Ten. No more.
Stay out of it.
God, you know.
This is the bad dad ending.
What happened to you here?
Boys, it matters. None of your plowing can soon.
Where's the crone?
Sod off. Your crone's not welcome. Leave our lands.
Not just yet. Soon. First, the crone.
You're one. We're ten. We've got hounds.
Wanna land like a she-wolf?
Calm down.
Yeah, this is long.
You're quite...
Stop. Go away.
You shall yet have his soul. His pain, his icy suffering will be yours, and you will feast on him. Soon, sisters, very soon.
come out
I sense your pain I see your fear look about you fear
Oh god the monsters get revenge
The prophecies do not lie you cannot survive this struggle
Cyril is dead, not but a small frozen corpse in an icy wilderness.
Fuck you bitch, how you say that?
Yo doboy, 23 months!
You lie, I don't feel a thing anymore.
I killed the last crone.
Holy shit!
Wait, Cheddar kicked Mott's off the PC!
Asshole!
Ow! Ow, stop!
I did it.
I'll donate.
Oh, Geralt.
Hey, I got Vesemir's necklace back for Sherry.
He just got let the monsters kill him or what?
I feel like that's what happens, right?
The crone said he won't survive, and he seems like he just wants to die.
Damn, that ending is super depressing!
Oh my lord.
Oh, Deekstra!
in his patently cynical and fucking deekstraw so glad we killed him.
The subtle office went from one victory to the next,
the adding defeats proved our MB's fallage ex-own.
Many islanders believe Svanrga would be no more than him's fury of the colour.
On one Vic she is yet to be seen,
for Siri that's hard to say since the events on one Vic she is yet to be seen.
Not yet to be seen.
It sounds like even at that ending she might have lived.
Poor Geralt, though, he was consumed by his guilt.
Witcher 3, I want to see what happens if you date both of them, because I heard that's a thing.
Geralt forever alone ending at the log.
Um, maybe this channel has it all endings, which are three ending.
Oh, the Prisces, Empress, Heart of Stone, Blood and Wine, Priscilla and Danieline?
Wait, I never saw- I want to see this!
My heart belongs to the one and only Priscilla, known also as Calanetta.
Your thoughts, mate. Truth in the rest of your anatomy.
I resent the insinuation, and hasten to remind you that you are talking to her count.
No need for the count to get riled. Rather, you told us how your beloved is.
Recover, mostly. Even started singing a bit. Her voice is a little lower pitched, gravel.
Actually, sounds a little better.
Alright, voice sounds better?
Wait, that's great, so she recovered and her voice sounds better.
What?
If I'm to choose between a greater and lesser evil, I'd rather not choose at all.
Usually, though, the stakes are just too damn high.
Sometimes, in choosing a greater evil, you do good.
I'll be in a small way.
I don't see um...
When were you can see what happens if you choose both?
The double romance ending.
What's that?
Ah!
We need to tell this.
You two are acting strange.
Us?
No.
Yen and I, well, we talked, and concluded...
That we've wasted much too much time fighting over you.
Meanwhile, we'll probably soon face the Wild Hunt.
I've got it! Stunner's falling crazy outside!
...and who knows what could happen.
So, we decided we must try to make the most of the time we have left... together.
Now, what the hell?
Go on.
We've always loved each other.
You're in love with us.
There's no point in fighting it.
You must enjoy what we have.
So, we've prepared something special.
Come by the Kingfisher this evening.
Is this real?
Lots of wine.
See you later, Nuff.
I can't wait. This is weird! It is! It's motted.
This will be interesting.
Are you sure this is real? Oh my god. What?
So, okay, I thought that if I tried to date both, they would kill me.
But turns out they were just fine with it, I guess.
What the heck?
Watch the rest. Do they kill you?
I lost hope that you'd appear.
We couldn't wait for you to show.
Guys!
Guys!
Wait a second, wait a second.
Oh
Wait a second don't I get any you just got exactly what you deserve
Come back
Trace. Yeah.
Okay, that's pretty funny.
Well...
And then the lion's here!
Save it. I'm not in the mood.
Well, I sure am.
Beardstain, thank you for the two gifted.
the fiend or was it free the prince dandelion all right all right sorry don't
often see you like this couldn't resist so how do you feel a bit numb I bet
Hmm
Dude this is funny, I can't believe y'all don't want me to get this
I deserved should have known it was too good to be true. You certainly should have oh
Geralt, how little you know about women
Did you really think you could have them both?
You have a great deal to learn
I'm glad to give you some advice if you have like eight girlfriends.
I'm going to the port.
We should already be on our way to Skellige.
Well take care of yourself friend.
And you're not sore about my teasing are you?
No.
Oh my fucking god.
funny I thought that was great oh my god that was like perfect oh my lord it was
funny all right well I'm gonna play I guess I'm gonna play some counter strike
till I till I want to go to bed oh man that was funny dude that was like
perfect. Where are my earbuds? I swear, I just had them.
Okay.
Yo, Dia, thanks for the prime!
Oh my god, can you guys hear the thunder?
It's raining like crazy!
So loud.
Oh, hello.
I actually muted myself on my mixer.
My bad.
My bad!
Oh wait, I have some keys.
BROOOOOOO
Fuck I didn't get anything.
Oolly-Booly thanks for six months.
I need to buy some more keys.
Just three.
It's only seven dollars.
Oooooooooooooooooo!
Nice, we'll take a pink!
Purple, nice, nice, nice, keep it going.
Fuck!
Let's pick again, nice.
Okay, any trade-ups?
I can trade up actually, I think.
do I do it guys do I do it do I do it do I do it do I do it I do it
What the fuck was the fucker so loud?
I can't even check the condition.
The thunder was a paid actor, guys.
Please don't have a guy banning them, too.
What?
Thank you.
What did he say?
That was the God's laughing issue.
you
you
you
you
you
the power actually went out well it flickered for a few seconds but my router had to restart
It probably dodged me from my game, right?
I can't believe this.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Dude what the fuck
Well, holy sh- bro, it's still going. It's so close.
Does the game still go even if, um, IDC during the ban or whatever?
Yeah, it's on CS trades up good skins for shit knife.
Then power goes out.
Yep.
No, that's about right.
I would say that's about what happened.
Yeah.
Oh my god, it actually disconnected me from the game.
Okay, well, we- okay, they won without me anyway.
Oh my god.
So fucking ridiculous.
I'm a dopey rush, I'm not stopping.
Let me go first, Orange.
Up on the first round, boy, you are crazy.
I mean, you're gonna be great.
I'm not hating you.
I'm just glad you're a mutsy.
Holy shit, this guy's insane!
Wow!
I didn't do shit!
I didn't do fucking anything!
He said, my dad showers with me.
What?
Turn the power back off!
God, send a thunder strike!
Down on my house again.
There's another one, dude.
What? Where was he?
What the fuck?
What was that this guy's a demon what the hell this guy has to be a smurf or
something right yeah punch you I was joking I was joking
What the fuck?
Why we?
Should we just go be a cat or what?
Okay this time.
Yeah is this your smurf thing?
Okay okay I was like how the fuck are you moving like that?
Okay, Smurf 1v3, let's see it.
I've never seen anyone use that weapon!
This guy's just, just bullying everyone!
What the fuck?
Oh my god, yeah he's good!
I'm just gonna follow them I guess.
Wait, wait, lemme smoke here.
This isn't even a game!
Like, we can let that one guy just...
Oh I have the bomb guys I can plant it. I can plant it.
At least he's on your team. Yeah bro after, after that fucking thunder,
Wait, they're just killing themselves in their base.
We did it!
What a game.
Yo, Nicole, thank you for the prime.
Thanks Nicole, welcome.
What a game.
Hold on.
I still don't have all my tabs and stuff open.
He's 18 and 0!
Oh my god, the reaction time.
We're just not, not on the same level.
I've never seen anyone solo a Counter-Strike game like this how much did you pay for the
I'm not even placed yet!
How is this guy in 3-4k rating?
Like what the heck?
I gotta kill guys!
I'm playing the game.
two of them are even playing on their team. Yeah, they're just gone. Oh, but I think I
might get my rating this game or the next or the next game
th
th
th
th
th
th
th
th
th
Yeah, the doubters got fucked over, actually.
I need this win!
Oh fuck I'm sorry!
That was my meat.
I'm so sorry.
God damn!
I'm fucking rich.
I'm fucking retired
Are you in just one?
Maybe he is cheating
Do you stream or some shit? Why are you so good?
Are you supposed to be good if you stream?
I mean, I was talking to you but no
but this is a lecture, right?
Okay.
Yay!
Yay!
Meow!
Guys, I have no off-skin now because I traded it up for a shitty, shitty knife!
the
yeah i got the autos jumpscript like that too bruh
Why is your elos so low on fucking uh face it?
This guy is boosting, don't believe him.
I'm not going to come here match point
So how long you've had the auto hops script, my guy?
We won!
Wow 13-0!
Oh one more win if I get my rank!
No way!
Well, I hope I don't have that guy on the enemy team next time!
It's so ugly.
Field tested.
Oh, it's really good guys! It's really good!
I'm so glad! I'm so glad, dude!
Trash Paracord knives. Yeah, I can't believe it.
Absolutely insane.
We can see the tears of happiness in your eyes.
Oh really?
Happiness?
Yeah!
Yay!
Yay!
I'm so happy.
It's true.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh wonderful! This is an amazing day! Oh my god! Look at my knives! They're so bad!
They're so bad, dude
It's like incredible
League of Legends Pac-Man
Come on accept it
No.
I can't believe this.
I guess it's back to the bottom with trade-ups for me.
give up guys never give up back to the bottom
I can't believe this. How can this be? Look how horrible my legendaries are.
My collection is disgusting! It's disgusting!
It's horrible.
Come on, don't press accept!
Oh my fucking god.
Who's this guy not hitting accept?
I just want to play the damn game.
Nice. Get Nuke out of here.
Have you tried winning your CSGO games? I've only seen you lose an open box as well, didn't you just see me win 13-0?
know all me by the way all me so just remember that before you talk shit okay
I earned that win fair fairs and squares
Fuck!
Rosh again!
ROOOOOOH!
Man, I slept really well last night but I'm still so fucking EP, what the hell?
Yo, not a mess, thank you for the gift dude, thank you!
How do I get such a- THREE UGLY KNIFES!
Fuck you guys.
Bye, Tachi! Thank you for the 5 gifted, thank you.
And a mortal thanks for the 10 months you're gonna play next time with the Witcher.
Oh, I haven't decided yet, but I don't wanna queue up any, like, 20 plus hour games for a little bit.
Twice once, and yeah, thanks for subbing, hello.
Oh my.
Okay, well, we save, I guess.
Ah, twice once, yeah, thank you for the gifted as well, thank you.
Enjoy your new Chateaubage.
The lag is back, oh no.
Imagine the internet finally gets fixed and then the thunderstorm breaks it again, somehow.
It hasn't even been 24 hours.
I was not looking at that guy.
Dude might be in Catwalk, he's slow.
You should try to plant, perhaps.
We're not planting?
I guess not dang they could have won that and I was our save round to
He sounds like a chicken
I think that was our team.
grenade right because it announces if it's your team
rotate rotate it's so cooked brother
They really boxed him in.
I asked you Bob.
a ruckus to A and move B. Close the ruckus. Close the ruckus through everything, close
a rocket. I got one! I feel like we could have still gone in on that maybe. I'm listening
Come to the call though.
I'm kinda scared.
You just saw him. You just saw him.
Uh...
Yay!
And I didn't throw the utility where it would bounce back and hit me like the last time with my molotov.
Just saying.
That way, go home.
Oof.
in the palisade
well, but it's just me
okay
Well, now what, guys?
What's the plan?
plant plant he just fucking okay my talking button isn't working
The front- dude fucking blue could have planted!
Why you-
Why are you going in with bomb when we have site and not planting? Why?
I tried to use my mic but the button's not working.
The sky's like we don't have the bomb!
I wasn't talking to you stupid bitch!
Oh my gosh.
Wait, they voted someone off?
Why?
Oh god.
We lost 4v5.
It's pretty much just one guy carrying their team, but still...
I'm going to go to the grenade.
OK.
You don't have to do this to win.
guys were 7 to 1
I have the bomb.
I probably shouldn't go mid.
Oh my god.
God!
Counter, thanks for 39 months!
Wait, we have a DC2 now.
already mid-twent.
When I typed it in all chat.
How do I all ch- wait.
Caspia, thanks for the eight months. Oh, you?
Oh, wait. Oh, it's you for tea. Every time I ask you guys what to type, you'd say why.
So I always press why. Oh, no. So I've been typing and all chat this whole time.
Yeah!
What a game.
My water.
I feel like this guy's not gonna come back. So why are we paused?
Oh, it's automatic? Oh. Well, that's fun.
Yeah, I've chosen one! Thanks for seven months!
The one by one is pretty good.
So the bomb is like below the window and like, I don't know what to do, and like, and like,
I guess I'll wait for Blue to come up.
FUCK!
Okay man, 1v1, you got this.
Nope. He did not got this.
Wait, one more minute for abandoning, okay.
I will keep that in mind.
You guys got this.
He's not going to beat the furry.
I told you.
I'm tied for Topfrag!
We lose!
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I think they're both there.
Oh my god, I'd utill too, but I didn't want to get caught without my gun out.
The dream team, guys.
We got this.
I've caught this.
No one's going D.
Well, this is it.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
Well up, Gigi!
If you fucks win this round and make this prolonged, I swear to God, I'm gonna be so fucking pissed.
You better lose.
Dude, they didn't even try.
Oh my god, they didn't even try.
Oh man.
a tragic experience. It was horrible. So sad. So sad. Alright guys, well I think I'm done
for today. But I think I'm going to stream tomorrow too and do a cosplay for tomorrow
I think. And I don't know what I'll play tomorrow. I want to play something besides just CS. Maybe
I'll start the Witcher DLC tomorrow. I don't know. I will think about it, I guess. But
yeah, thank you guys for watching and I hope everyone has a lovely night and everything.
Yeah, I will see you all very soon.
Put my spritters back in.
Oh man.
The storm was crazy.
Alright, well, good night everybody. Yo, Boldzana, thank you for these three gifted. Oh shit!
Hit 13k subs. Wow, thank you guys.
wow amazing okay well goodnight guys bye bye goodnight
You've got too many, I don't synthesize any more.
And if you complain and ask for a unique time, I'm your queen.
And if you complain and ask for a unique time, I'm your queen.
You're all right
There's nothing wrong
Self-sufficiency
And just words
And if you complain
Once more, you'll be done, I'm your queen
And if you can't play, once more, you'll be done, I'm your queen