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Emiru

06-07-2026 · 5h 08m

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[00:27:00] of us. Pretty cool, right? Pretty cool. Dandy boy, thanks for three months.

[00:27:10] Let me do a 24 hour before your trip, please. A 24 hour this week? Doing what? I mean, I'm

[00:27:17] a biatus, bro. The last 24 hour I did, it wasn't hard as in like, it was like a huge struggle,

[00:27:26] Oh my gosh, I don't think I could do that regularly

[00:27:29] Do what?

[00:27:32] But the 24 hour was special it was because I hit two million followers guys

[00:27:38] So it has to be for something else special

[00:27:43] I mean, I'm just planning to stream every day until my trip. I'm leaving

[00:27:49] Friday to go to Kansas and I might stream on there

[00:27:53] but there's a high chance I won't be able to because of family stuff so...

[00:27:59] Resident Evil 24 hours? Oh my god, you want me to literally have like a mental break?

[00:28:05] I'd be like on the floor like...

[00:28:07] No! I really don't please! Enough!

[00:28:13] Ah! Oh my gosh.

[00:28:16] A horror game. There was one you guys hate me.

[00:28:19] You have zero! Thank you for the resub.

[00:28:21] Hi Adrian. Hello.

[00:28:27] Dude, when I'm sitting at my desk

[00:28:29] and not streaming

[00:28:31] she's less likely to do this

[00:28:33] I think it's because she knows that when I

[00:28:35] I notice it more

[00:28:37] when I'm streaming

[00:28:39] so I'm more likely to give her the slaps

[00:28:41] Chachay, Amy

[00:28:43] Yo punk, Chachay

[00:28:45] Thank you for the free lunch

[00:28:51] 24-hour hardcore Minecraft stream that stands on your way.

[00:28:59] Hey, that's enough. Now I get to piss your belly.

[00:29:03] I smacked your butt in the... No, let me...

[00:29:05] When you've got a Kansas, can you ask your parents to judge your bridge building from the game you played XDD?

[00:29:14] Thank you, lotsa.

[00:29:16] That's all that I ask for.

[00:29:17] That's all that I asked for.

[00:29:21] No!

[00:29:22] I do not want to show my parents my bridge building skills.

[00:29:26] They would be very disapointed.

[00:29:29] Assec, thanks for the 40 months.

[00:29:31] Okay, let me pull up this wheel.

[00:29:35] Oh god, I kissed her tummy for real.

[00:29:38] Now I have cat hair stuck on my lip balm.

[00:29:43] Oh launch trailer for Dave the diver DLC is it is it different from the one that was

[00:29:52] in the state of play?

[00:29:54] I want one man has what it takes to defeat this jungle.

[00:30:02] Nope, not him.

[00:30:07] Dave!

[00:30:08] Ready to dive, Cobra.

[00:30:11] Welcome to the jungle.

[00:30:13] We need to investigate from Tara Village.

[00:30:16] What the?

[00:30:17] Is that Zulong?

[00:30:18] Nature in this region has become unstable.

[00:30:23] Now that is Zulong!

[00:30:27] What?

[00:30:28] I serve you.

[00:30:29] Zulong, meet this.

[00:30:30] Dude, the...

[00:30:31] The Vodjo Cosplay is perfect.

[00:30:33] It looks just like him.

[00:30:34] And the Dave one's perfect too.

[00:30:38] Sampleman, thank you for the five gifted.

[00:30:40] Thank you so much.

[00:30:41] Thanks, Samman!

[00:30:55] Is this AI? Bro, I've noticed...

[00:30:58] I mean, I'm not saying it's not, I don't know, but it's probably not,

[00:31:01] but I've noticed a growing epidemic of people who think that all CGI is AI.

[00:31:07] I feel so bad for people who learn how to make that kind of stuff and everyone just thinks

[00:31:13] it's AI.

[00:31:14] You have state war on, thank you for the gifted.

[00:31:20] Yay!

[00:31:21] Like I saw, I mean I could be wrong, it might have been AI but I saw on Twitter, I think

[00:31:30] it was LuceraFM, the K-pop group, they had an ad where there was, it was like these

[00:31:36] two little dogs dancing to their song, right? And people were like, oh my god, I can't believe

[00:31:42] they're using A.I. I'm so disappointed. But I was thinking I was like, is it more likely

[00:31:46] that some kind of like, like, uh, some kind of artist animated this? And it's, it's like

[00:31:53] CGI 3D? I don't know. I mean, maybe it was, oh my god, there's a cat here in my eyeball.

[00:31:57] Oh my god! It's stabbing me!

[00:32:01] Oh my god.

[00:32:05] Oh my god. It was literally AI.

[00:32:09] Well, that is unfortunate then.

[00:32:13] Oh my god. It's hitting my eye.

[00:32:17] Oh.

[00:32:21] Okay, I'm fine. Everything is okay.

[00:32:25] Super cool thing for the five gifted. Thank you and why Blex? Thank you for the nine viewer raid that is very kind. I appreciate that

[00:32:36] Let me see what this is and I'll start downloading it then we can watch some more trailers

[00:32:42] Don't sleep with the fishes for

[00:32:48] Okay

[00:32:50] Let's see here best announcement from the PC show

[00:32:55] Oh, Jesus, what is this?

[00:33:01] Wait, the people that made mouthwashing?

[00:33:17] Is a new game from them?

[00:33:20] What I'm a huge mouth-washing fan enjoyer a person I made so many people that I

[00:33:27] know play that game was like please play it so we can discuss it together after

[00:33:50] Kark is clad. The tank gameplay makes me think of Iron Lung a little bit for some reason.

[00:33:58] Wishlist now on Steam. Well, I'm definitely playing that when it comes out only an hour

[00:34:03] ago. Don't sleep with the fishes.

[00:34:06] I'm not seeing it on Steam.

[00:34:22] Don't sleep with the fishes.

[00:34:25] Is this like a fucking browser game?

[00:34:28] Yo, some brain?

[00:34:29] Thank you for the 61 months, holy crap.

[00:34:32] I'm Coca-Cola crew.

[00:34:33] Thanks for 35 months.

[00:34:34] I'm re-re-noted.

[00:34:36] Is it this?

[00:34:45] It's an itch game.

[00:34:53] I think this is it.

[00:34:54] Okay, I will download this.

[00:34:56] Give me a second.

[00:34:59] I will buy it.

[00:35:04] your email address. Okay. I'm not logged into my email on this computer, so I'm not sure

[00:35:17] how this is going to work, but I will try to make it work. No problem. Stolling two

[00:35:33] Pirate bro. It's a $2 game. Why would I pirate a $2 game?

[00:35:42] Okay, let's see

[00:35:46] Download okay, I have it going

[00:35:49] Perfect

[00:35:51] You tell us you guys think so low of me you think I'm that cheap

[00:35:57] It's actually the opposite. I think I spend way too much money.

[00:36:13] Alright, here we go.

[00:36:19] It is an itch.io game. Never heard of it before.

[00:36:27] Don't sleep with the fishes!

[00:36:36] Yo, Vaders, thanks for 16 months, snapple bro, thank you for the 47 months as well.

[00:36:48] I fuck with this music though.

[00:36:51] I fuck with this.

[00:36:52] Yo, Phoenix, 42 months!

[00:36:57] So I'm guessing the goal of this game is not to go to bed.

[00:37:04] 24 hour stream!

[00:37:06] Yo Alpro, thanks for the 5 months.

[00:37:09] Okay, what am I doing here?

[00:37:11] Let me...

[00:37:13] Now sensitivity.

[00:37:14] Turn that down.

[00:37:27] Oh

[00:37:34] The fuck oh

[00:37:36] The kitty

[00:37:38] It's not so it looks just like her abandoned ship wait what what what oh

[00:37:45] Can't pull to the but wait is

[00:37:48] Wait this this is like fucking up. This is like 60 seconds. Oh

[00:37:54] My god

[00:37:57] Oh, hands full!

[00:37:59] Yeah, this is like ocean 60 seconds!

[00:38:03] Oh, boat full!

[00:38:05] Oh!

[00:38:07] So I can only take one friend?

[00:38:11] Oh, a map.

[00:38:13] Uh, uh, hands full.

[00:38:15] I got a flare gun as well.

[00:38:17] Uh, uh, uh!

[00:38:19] Uh, boat full!

[00:38:21] Okay, well, uh, uh, I'm ready!

[00:38:23] I guess, I don't know what I'm doing.

[00:38:25] Oh, this is not the run, guys. We're so fucked.

[00:38:30] Wait, I didn't get a mouse! I didn't take the count!

[00:38:36] Oh, no. Well, Mots was gonna eat all the food anyway, guys.

[00:38:42] Oh, fuck. Frederick happy. Wait, let me move my camera a little bit.

[00:38:48] You know, sleeper 150! Thank you for the five gifted subs! Thank you so much!

[00:38:52] Thank you so much. Oh guys, I forgot to mention the cheddar badge is gonna go away in two days.

[00:39:03] Tomorrow's the last day to get it. Anonymous, thank you for the five and rich P. Thank

[00:39:07] you for the eight months and after that I'm gonna do the motz badge. Frederick, hello.

[00:39:13] I hoped you'd picked me, bud. I can see this thing till we find someone to help us. Don't

[00:39:18] Don't worry. Also, look what I have brought with me. You can have it, bud, here.

[00:39:22] Happy 6th 7th day.

[00:39:24] Lily, thanks for 37 months. You know, F Brands, thank you for the five gifted. Thank you.

[00:39:31] Well, there goes Dorothy. Frederick and I are the only ones left, sitting in this old

[00:39:35] joke of a lifeboat. I have no idea what struck our ship and judging by the sound, I honestly

[00:39:40] don't want to find out. Now, all we can do is survive as long as we need. I'm sure help

[00:39:43] will come soon.

[00:39:45] Okay, you have summer rain, thank you for the five gifted.

[00:39:47] Okay, we don't need food.

[00:39:49] First aid kit telescope flare gun,

[00:39:51] bait repair boat map.

[00:39:54] Okay, well, I guess that's it for now, right?

[00:40:03] It was a peaceful night.

[00:40:08] Day two.

[00:40:11] Fredrick, how are you to use Hayes Happy

[00:40:13] and use Peckish?

[00:40:15] Peckish's does not sound like hungry to me.

[00:40:17] I think he doesn't need to eat today.

[00:40:19] This place is way too quiet, you know?

[00:40:21] My sailor's guts telling me we're drifting towards danger.

[00:40:26] Uh-oh.

[00:40:28] Oh, well, don't like that.

[00:40:33] Wait, we've got bait?

[00:40:34] Uh, try fishing.

[00:40:36] Oh, wait, wait, wait, let's try fishing.

[00:40:38] Reaper, thank you for the six gifted.

[00:40:40] I caught something.

[00:40:42] A fish!

[00:40:43] Okay, I got an extra food. I mean, I probably want to use all my bait though, right?

[00:40:50] Flare gun. Probably hold on to it, I guess. I'm assuming it's just like 60 seconds, so.

[00:40:56] Anodos, thank you for the two. Electro-Electronic Nova, thank you for the five. Thank you,

[00:41:00] and Ches, thank you for the four months. Aga. Aga.

[00:41:05] Uh, he's happy and peckish.

[00:41:12] You know what bud, let's try using that map of yours, maybe we find something useful on

[00:41:16] it.

[00:41:17] Hand it over will ya?

[00:41:19] Okay, sure.

[00:41:21] Let's see what you can do with it.

[00:41:24] Fredrick, if that is your fucking name.

[00:41:26] Look at this pal, we're days away from reaching any land so let's make ourselves comfortable.

[00:41:31] You know days away isn't too bad.

[00:41:34] At least it's not weeks or months.

[00:41:37] Yo, Kuma Kirby, thank you for the six gifted, thank you.

[00:41:43] Okay, days away.

[00:41:45] Okay, this is fine.

[00:41:47] Yo, Kuma Kirby, thank you for the seven gifted.

[00:41:50] Six gifted and seven gifted, huh?

[00:41:52] Oh my God.

[00:41:54] Yo, Ruel, a Jagveer, thank you for the gifted.

[00:41:57] Sorry if I messed up your name, I hope I got that correct.

[00:42:00] Repair boat condition, 96%, okay, we're good for now.

[00:42:03] See he's probably just testing us or messing with us for fun. Let's see who gets the last laugh

[00:42:11] Ha ha ha

[00:42:13] It's me

[00:42:15] Damn, he's so cool. You know saw by thank you for the 19 months

[00:42:21] Damn so cool. Why does the beard look like whipped cream?

[00:42:27] Wait, where'd he go? Wait, what's that message in a bottle? Wait? I can't I can't do anything

[00:42:33] You're unprepared? Wait, I'm unprepared? Wait, you can use the fishing rod! No! What the heck?

[00:42:43] Polypose, 37 months? Itachi, thank you for the 10 gifts. Oh my goodness, guys. What is going on?

[00:42:48] Thank you so much. Oh, thank you, Ruel. Thank you for the two months. Thank you.

[00:42:56] I guess I can't get the bottle, that sucks.

[00:43:01] Well, goodnight.

[00:43:03] Fuck!

[00:43:05] I wonder what you need for that.

[00:43:07] You're a reaver, thank you for the gift, Ed.

[00:43:09] Dude, there was this bottle last night I saw and woke up!

[00:43:12] La would've already started a small garden on this boat, haha.

[00:43:16] Who's Lao?

[00:43:18] Maybe I should've taken it and sent it to you, Frederick,

[00:43:20] because all you do is fucking smoke from your pipe and

[00:43:23] Hide your eyes with your sunglasses and your beard looks like whipped cream.

[00:43:28] We don't even know if it's real.

[00:43:30] Easy game crouching thing for the prime, and Jane Durden thingy for the five months.

[00:43:34] Oh my goodness, so many subs, guys. What the heck?

[00:43:37] Support bait guarantees catches today.

[00:43:40] Oh!

[00:43:42] Let me prepare that bait for you. Trust me, this will guarantee they'll be catching fish all day.

[00:43:49] How are you feeling after the grass lands?

[00:43:52] What? What does that mean?

[00:43:54] You know Horizon, thanks for 19 months.

[00:43:56] We get...

[00:43:59] Uh...

[00:44:00] A sardine, okay? Well we've got seven food now. I'm hungry. I'm tired.

[00:44:08] I'm eating.

[00:44:10] Should we feed Frederick? Does he deserve that? Yo, bank pro! Thank you for the five gifted. Thank you so much.

[00:44:16] Holy moly.

[00:44:18] Now, he's just peckish. He's not that hungry. Fuck it, he's too needy.

[00:44:26] Little trickster.

[00:44:28] Yo, mop, tae-rin, thank you for the five months.

[00:44:31] Yeah, I gotta make him earn it. It was a peaceful night.

[00:44:38] Day five.

[00:44:40] hoping I made a good impression on my crew what you think well they're

[00:44:47] fucking dead Frederick they're probably laughing at us this moment watching from

[00:44:52] the skies yeah he's crazy okay you know Astral thank you for the two gifted the

[00:45:01] currents oh I missed this the currents guided a bottle to her boat the last

[00:45:04] evening who wonder who sent it into the ocean it was far to reach so we may

[00:45:08] I never know what message it held, or the reason it ended up here.

[00:45:10] Fuck. I missed it.

[00:45:14] What do you think happens if Frederick dies?

[00:45:16] You know, Mott, thank you for the gift, did?

[00:45:18] Oh! Oh! What?

[00:45:21] What's going on?

[00:45:23] Choose an item?

[00:45:26] What is this, a foggy telescope?

[00:45:28] Map. First aid kit. Okay, all I can use is the map, I guess.

[00:45:35] OH!

[00:45:35] Nooooo!

[00:45:42] I just got slapped in the face with a fish.

[00:45:50] Was that worth it? I don't think that was worth it at all.

[00:45:54] A drifting barrel! Oh shit! Yo, late for breakfast saying for the prime.

[00:45:59] Tell you what, hand me some of that bait.

[00:46:02] I'll try fishing myself. We'll eat for days. Mark my words. What do you say?

[00:46:09] To bait. Okay, whatever dude Frederick. You haven't done shit. I believe in you

[00:46:17] Whoops

[00:46:20] The greedy fishes just took our bait at least they're not hungry anymore. Yeah

[00:46:25] God damn it Frederick you fucking ass

[00:46:28] What are you gonna do? Let Frederick handle it. Oh my fucking god.

[00:46:34] Five months you'll be high.

[00:46:35] Nick, aim for the five months and chosen one day for the seven months.

[00:46:39] Alright Frederick, this is in your hands.

[00:46:41] Please don't die.

[00:46:44] Split your lungs with blood and thunder. When you see the white whale, break your back and crack your oars, Emmy.

[00:46:51] If you wish to prevail.

[00:46:53] Split your lungs with blood and thunder. Okay, I'll remember that.

[00:46:57] Thank you sniff all toes

[00:47:02] Next time we get strained I bring a deck of cards and a lot of beer. I gotta eat

[00:47:10] Dude how is Frederick still peckish?

[00:47:16] Has he been taking our food

[00:47:20] Okay, I got my energy back croc media. Thank you for the prime

[00:47:24] time. The wind blew strongly, not letting me rest. If I were a little less careful, it

[00:47:29] could easily tip me off the boat and send me into the ocean. While trying to navigate

[00:47:34] out of the situation, a fish carried by the currents flew straight into my face. I can't

[00:47:39] decline any food that the greater forces send me. So I lost the map, but I gained a can

[00:47:44] food. I'm gonna... okay I gave Frederick some food. I felt bad. But I'm not giving him

[00:47:54] anymore for a while. Uh-oh. Baboon! Oh, it's... uh-oh. You are unprepared. We have

[00:48:04] nothing to prepare to protect ourselves from the rain and the thunder. Oh no.

[00:48:11] It's not good

[00:48:16] You lost an item to the sea oh my god, what do we lose?

[00:48:21] We lost the gun and the boat was damaged 46%

[00:48:24] I was jolted awake by the sound of thunder that followed the flashing lights of the storm that brewed up last night

[00:48:31] It was one of my hardest nights in terms of sleep

[00:48:34] My supplies were hit too and the morning was spent rearranging everything so it's an order again

[00:48:41] Amir, love Amir, love Amir, love Amir-

[00:48:43] Yo, Jedwards, thank you for the three months.

[00:48:48] Oh my god, it costs three energy to repair the boat, and I don't have energy.

[00:48:55] 33% Gulp. Um...

[00:48:59] Okay.

[00:49:07] What is that?

[00:49:11] Choose an item?

[00:49:13] Uh, we got, okay, we got the telescope and the flashlight.

[00:49:23] Maybe the telescope? What do you guys think? What even is that?

[00:49:27] Let's use the telescope. I'm gonna peek in on this.

[00:49:31] What is that?

[00:49:34] Maybe it's land, guys. Maybe we're safe.

[00:49:41] What just happened?

[00:49:50] Okay, well we still have the telescope.

[00:49:55] The man in the fog.

[00:49:56] I could barely see the end of my own boat.

[00:49:58] I spent so much time staring into the fog trying to understand where I was that I may

[00:50:02] have started seeing figures in it.

[00:50:04] I think I saw a person without a head.

[00:50:17] I'm going to repair the boat.

[00:50:22] Oh, God.

[00:50:23] And we're still sailing into the fog.

[00:50:28] Oh, my God.

[00:50:29] Dude, I gave Friderick the map.

[00:50:30] And now we're sailing into this fog, dude.

[00:50:33] Okay, 100% we're good, we're good, we're good.

[00:50:36] Okay, we're good.

[00:50:37] I think we can end day.

[00:50:45] Oh, what now, dude, what now?

[00:50:49] Check the boat, or check the back.

[00:50:54] What was that?

[00:51:03] Oh, oh my god, it's just a fish free food. Oh my gosh, so lucky. Oh

[00:51:11] My god, holy shit. Oh

[00:51:14] My god, I wasn't scared at all. Frederick is hungry and he's not in a very good

[00:51:20] He's always happy, but it's you know what it looks you happy. Yo Kluge clip thingy for the two gifted

[00:51:26] sounds of slapping and flopping filled the air last night I decided to investigate and

[00:51:38] found the source and lo and behold somebody decided they wanted to be my breakfast today

[00:51:43] there's still kindness in the rough seas slapping and flopping huh you'll meet in the rope seven

[00:51:53] months and Mr. J zombie thank you so much for the five gifted thank you wow so many subs today

[00:52:01] thank you guys so much motz is the enemy i can't believe i left the cat on the boat

[00:52:09] peaceful night just how we like it

[00:52:16] Frederick is bored and hungry is that my problem

[00:52:23] Sorry if the smoke's bothering you pal.

[00:52:28] I need my pipe wherever I go.

[00:52:30] Hope you get me.

[00:52:31] Okay well he's less bored now since I talked to him.

[00:52:42] Oh god.

[00:52:48] What's gonna happen?

[00:52:53] Guys.

[00:53:11] We got the flashlight in the fish can.

[00:53:15] Now hear me out. The flashlight might scare him because we might think we're a bigger angler fish.

[00:53:21] But if we give him the fish can, he might still be hungry and try to eat us anyway.

[00:53:26] And we also lose- we lose food.

[00:53:29] So I'm gonna try the flashlight.

[00:53:37] Oh my god, it worked! Oh my god, I can't believe how it worked! I just really did not want to give him any food.

[00:53:43] Oh my gosh, it worked.

[00:53:46] Oh my god, it worked, no way.

[00:53:49] I can't believe it, I'm starved by stomachs empty.

[00:53:53] Thank god.

[00:53:54] My surroundings went dead silent as it stared into my eyes with its hollow gaze.

[00:54:01] Without even trying to comprehend what I saw, I started flickering my flashlight hoping that light would save me from that stare.

[00:54:07] It seems whatever that thing was, it didn't like bright lights.

[00:54:10] Woo!

[00:54:12] We're running low on food, not only up to bait.

[00:54:17] Well, I mean, I think the game ends if I die. Sorry, Fredrick. We can figure that out later for you.

[00:54:25] Lava squared, thank you for the two gifts. Thank you so much.

[00:54:29] Oh, no! The boat's pissing! The boat's pissing! You're unprepared! Wait, no, we haven't prepared yet! Get right here!

[00:54:38] No! No! No! No! The box is missing! No!

[00:54:49] You lost an item to the sea. Wait, what did we lose? What did we lose? What did we lose?

[00:54:55] Oh, Frederick is starving. We lost the food!

[00:54:58] Had no high hopes for this dinghy, but I didn't expect to leak so big it nearly drowned me

[00:55:07] in my sleep.

[00:55:08] The bottom of the boat is filled with water now, and it looks like it could have done

[00:55:11] more damage than I thought.

[00:55:13] Oh no.

[00:55:14] Okay, we're gonna try to fish.

[00:55:17] Come on.

[00:55:19] Come on.

[00:55:22] Now, does Frederick deserve this?

[00:55:29] Is my question.

[00:55:31] I mean, bro, he's starving.

[00:55:35] I feel bad.

[00:55:37] A note?

[00:55:39] You can't eat a note!

[00:55:42] If I'm not the same after my contract, sink me.

[00:55:49] Yo, Rengor, thank you for the six months.

[00:55:56] What?

[00:55:57] Okay.

[00:55:58] There you go, Frederick.

[00:56:01] Oh wait, we have one bait left.

[00:56:03] I'm going to wait one more day.

[00:56:11] Something for the mystery of why our boat sank, I guess.

[00:56:19] I'm starving, oh no.

[00:56:21] Bait guarantees catches today, okay, we need this.

[00:56:24] Frederick, come on, I need food.

[00:56:29] Wait, last time he tricked me, wait, did I fuck up?

[00:56:32] Oh no, I forgot, last time he tricked me

[00:56:35] and we lost the bait.

[00:56:37] Oh, there's a barrel.

[00:56:38] I'm alive!

[00:56:43] Okay, Frederick, get this barrel.

[00:56:45] I believe in you, man.

[00:56:48] Yobozo is a slur, thank you for the two months.

[00:56:51] Oh my god, two food!

[00:56:54] Oh my god, we're saved!

[00:56:56] We're saved!

[00:56:58] Repair boat condition, six, seven.

[00:57:00] We can wait to repair it.

[00:57:01] I have an energy bar now, so.

[00:57:03] Okay.

[00:57:11] Oh, I need to turn.

[00:57:17] Left or right?

[00:57:20] Well, right looks like it's dangerous,

[00:57:24] but could this be a trick?

[00:57:25] I mean, we probably just wanna go left, right?

[00:57:29] Right, there's no way.

[00:57:32] This has to be like a trick where you think it's a trick,

[00:57:36] so you go right and you die like, oh my god, I'm an idiot.

[00:57:39] It's got to be left.

[00:57:42] Oh wait, but what if right looks like that

[00:57:44] because it's close to land?

[00:57:49] Maybe I fucked up.

[00:57:54] The boat arrived at a fork in the waterway.

[00:57:56] I had hoped I could simply keep rowing forward,

[00:57:58] but the Indiana had to make a choice.

[00:58:00] I turned left.

[00:58:00] The water seemed calmer that way, I just hope I made the right decision.

[00:58:06] Uh-oh.

[00:58:07] Guys, we're out of bait.

[00:58:10] I didn't try fishing with no bait!

[00:58:17] Happy 6-7 day, although the real date is 7-6ths.

[00:58:22] Yo, Kooba, thanks for the 18 months. What is that, some European shit?

[00:58:26] Okay, duct tape! Click to use!

[00:58:28] Uh, probably save that for an event or something, right?

[00:58:32] That's actually pretty useful.

[00:58:33] I'm just going to use all my energy to fish and try to get more food.

[00:58:40] Or uh, items.

[00:58:43] Oh.

[00:58:44] Come on.

[00:58:45] A fish, please.

[00:58:46] A fish, please.

[00:58:47] For a poor starving boy.

[00:58:48] Dude, you can eat that.

[00:58:49] A fish, please?

[00:58:51] A fish, please?

[00:58:53] For a poor starving boy.

[00:58:57] Dude, you can eat seaweed!

[00:58:59] What does it mean, worthless junk?

[00:59:08] AHHHH!

[00:59:12] YES! YES!

[00:59:14] YES!

[00:59:15] I would love to visit the small island.

[00:59:17] Wait, that's a good sign, right?

[00:59:22] What was that?

[00:59:24] Bait! Okay, we got more bait! Sick!

[00:59:27] Anything else?

[00:59:29] That's it!

[00:59:30] Just a can of worms? That's it?

[00:59:32] Okay, well it was worth visiting.

[00:59:36] Three baits, that's actually really good.

[00:59:40] I found a lonely miniscule island, so I decided to take a small tour.

[00:59:44] Among the shrubs, I found an old can with worms feeding on scraps inside. We'll do for the fishies.

[00:59:50] Alright, well let's go fishing!

[00:59:54] We gotta get this food!

[00:59:57] Yeah, the island fucking sucked!

[01:00:01] A fish! God bless! God bless!

[01:00:07] Come on, either Barry, 21 months!

[01:00:15] A salmon?

[01:00:16] I thought salmon were freshwater fish, or am I- am I wrong?

[01:00:23] I thought they lived in rivers, not the ocean.

[01:00:26] A boot?

[01:00:27] I'm out of energy.

[01:00:28] Okay, well at least I still have a bait left.

[01:00:35] It's not so bad.

[01:00:36] Oh god. Night time of- A chest? A chest? Please, please tell me I can get this. Please

[01:00:53] tell me I can get this. Yes, yes, pick it up. As long as it's not a bomb, this has to

[01:00:57] be something good. Oh my god, no way. No way. Come on, bring that shit over here.

[01:01:04] We're about to get some spoils, guys.

[01:01:09] Wait, what was it?

[01:01:12] Oh!

[01:01:13] Oh, it costs three energy to open.

[01:01:19] The ocean sure amasses a lot of things together.

[01:01:22] Last night I found a mysterious heavy chest with no key to be seen.

[01:01:25] I might have to force my way into it if the Curiosity gets the best of me.

[01:01:30] Frederick is lonely, not my problem.

[01:01:32] Okay.

[01:01:33] idea I'm gonna eat this I'm gonna fish with the rest of my energy eat the

[01:01:38] energy bar that open the chest because three energy to open okay nice I'm gonna

[01:01:52] fish one more time hopefully get something usable and then I'm gonna eat

[01:01:57] the energy bar and crack that shit open.

[01:02:04] Ah!

[01:02:07] Okay, what is it?

[01:02:09] What is that?

[01:02:11] An umbrella?

[01:02:16] Is that worth it?

[01:02:18] I don't have energy to talk to you, Frederick, I'm sorry.

[01:02:23] An umbrella?

[01:02:26] Man.

[01:02:27] Oh, fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! Do something! Do you have anything to get them? There's

[01:02:37] so much food, you're unprepared. Oh my god, if I had a net or something. I don't have

[01:02:45] any items for this actually fumbling actually fumbling okay he's he's

[01:02:57] package okay I'm gonna talk to me read this first I was already half asleep

[01:03:01] when a group of fish swam very close to the boat I started counting them like

[01:03:05] sheeps and I fell asleep maybe I could have caught at least one to eat I also

[01:03:09] I also hoped it could taste like lamb.

[01:03:15] You're a quiet one, huh?

[01:03:17] I just don't know you like that, bro.

[01:03:20] Hey, if you know something I should, don't keep it to yourself, alright?

[01:03:25] Alright, well I'm going fishing. We need this.

[01:03:28] I'm so tired of boot and seaweed.

[01:03:40] Come on, give us at least an item.

[01:03:47] We only have one more food, we're in trouble.

[01:03:54] Oh, nighttime event.

[01:04:06] She was an item.

[01:04:07] Oh my god, the cat just scared me.

[01:04:09] She ran behind my monitor.

[01:04:12] Flashlight?

[01:04:13] Okay, I guess flashlight.

[01:04:15] Oh, a plane, a plane!

[01:04:18] Hey, we're over here!

[01:04:21] Save us!

[01:04:23] Save us!

[01:04:26] Oh, that's probably good, right?

[01:04:28] Wait, that's huge.

[01:04:31] Help me be on the way.

[01:04:33] Let's go.

[01:04:37] I can't be wrong.

[01:04:38] That was definitely not a bird.

[01:04:39] I hope I made enough effort to be noticed.

[01:04:41] If someone up there saw me,

[01:04:42] rescue it could only be days away, right?

[01:04:47] Yeah, surely.

[01:04:49] I'm gonna try fishing at least once again. We need food bad. Oh

[01:05:01] And I'm gonna go ahead and repair the boat because if something bad happens boat might just explode

[01:05:14] Nice perfect, okay perfect

[01:05:19] I've been keeping Frederick alive, too. I'm a pretty good pretty good boatmate, you know, Frederick. I

[01:05:28] Think I feel sick

[01:05:32] I will I mean we duck tape

[01:05:35] Well guys we have a decision to make here. Can you use the duct tape on him or the first aid kit?

[01:05:55] What are we thinking here?

[01:06:01] We can't, there's no way you want me to duct tape him.

[01:06:11] You know what to do.

[01:06:23] That did not help.

[01:06:38] Well I can't have him getting me sick, so okay now we have no duct tape and no med kit,

[01:06:42] so that's great.

[01:06:45] It's hard for one to survive in the vassity of the seas, let alone two people.

[01:06:49] It turns out two heads can't solve an injury without proper tools.

[01:06:53] TAPE doesn't promote healing! Let's hope we don't perish from each other's ideas.

[01:07:00] Yeah...

[01:07:02] Alright, let's try fishing.

[01:07:04] Nothing else to do today.

[01:07:09] Ahhhh...

[01:07:18] Oh!

[01:07:23] I mean the last food I'm sorry Frederick.

[01:07:38] I need a snack.

[01:07:40] Oh a bird!

[01:07:42] Way a seagull that means we're kind of close to land right?

[01:07:45] She's an item.

[01:07:47] There's no way the flashlight is good for this right?

[01:07:50] I mean maybe we can maybe someone on land will see us. Oh he's scared away. Well fuck I

[01:07:59] didn't have another item to use. A curious seagull made a visit to the boat last night.

[01:08:07] What a cute and harmless creature. When it started pecking a little bit too close by

[01:08:11] supplies I decided to shoot away with the flashlight. The boat is too small for one

[01:08:15] more guests. Okay, I guess actually maybe it was good. Frederick is hungry. There we

[01:08:21] need food today.

[01:08:34] Fishlet!

[01:08:45] I don't know if Frederick is going to make it if we don't catch a fish here.

[01:09:02] Actually he's just hungry.

[01:09:04] I'll see which of them I'm starving.

[01:09:08] Frederick!

[01:09:10] Fredrick pretty hungry

[01:09:18] Didn't you just eat I did yeah, I

[01:09:24] Mean there's probably gonna be a random event that gives us food or bait soon, right?

[01:09:28] There has to be Fredrick. Don't do this to me. Go back to bed. I can't sleep

[01:09:34] What do you want me to do about that?

[01:09:36] Flashlight, I'm going to...

[01:09:43] Try Rick?

[01:09:56] Do you want to explain what just happened there?

[01:10:02] The fuck was that?

[01:10:03] You're razor, thanks for 38 months.

[01:10:08] At night, I can't trust anything anymore,

[01:10:10] not even my friend who I've sailed with for years.

[01:10:13] I saw through the illusion, but it sounded near perfect.

[01:10:16] Now I'm getting paranoid.

[01:10:18] I'm too afraid to even help others anymore.

[01:10:20] Doing so would risk my own life.

[01:10:29] Yeah, we need food.

[01:10:33] I wasn't using all my energy at the beginning, I wasn't using all my energy every day at

[01:10:41] the beginning of the game so I probably missed out on some food.

[01:10:45] I did not know how to play it properly yet.

[01:10:50] Fish?

[01:10:52] Oh.

[01:10:53] Death's Arach, thanks for the five months.

[01:10:56] Frederick, I'm once again starving.

[01:10:59] I'm sorry, you'll get food tomorrow.

[01:11:03] What is that?

[01:11:15] What is that?

[01:11:22] The Loop Goblin!

[01:11:24] Oh, he dropped the umbrella.

[01:11:26] Did he get anything else?

[01:11:28] What the hell?

[01:11:31] What the hell? My telescope is broken!

[01:11:36] A small rascal found its way onto my boat. It was looking through my supplies.

[01:11:40] I grabbed the nearest object and started swinging it around like a maniac.

[01:11:44] I've been through enough already. I won't let some fish troll like creatures steal from me.

[01:11:51] Okay, so I

[01:11:54] could

[01:11:54] Fish once and fix the telescope to have it for nighttime events, or I could fish three times and try to beat us

[01:12:03] I'm gonna fish at least once and see what happens here.

[01:12:13] I think we have to fish.

[01:12:24] delicious ocean salmon

[01:12:45] what does that make an offer?

[01:12:50] Okay, I can either give in my flashlight or touch the hand.

[01:12:57] We're gonna do a nice little handshake.

[01:13:05] Help me up, bro.

[01:13:06] A hand emerged from the sea.

[01:13:23] It looked like a human hand and came very close to my boat.

[01:13:27] For some unknown reason, I felt an instinctive urge to touch it.

[01:13:31] Now there is one more hand in the ocean.

[01:13:34] Fortunately, a single hand is surprisingly enough to get by out here.

[01:13:38] Okay, well, he ate my hand.

[01:13:41] Frederick is depressed and starving.

[01:13:44] I am also starving.

[01:13:46] Guys, it's not looking good.

[01:13:52] It's been an honor.

[01:14:15] I have to do it guys! What choice do I have? Oh no. Ghost? Oh so many ghosts! Do not come

[01:14:41] At least you gave a helping hand in these hard times.

[01:14:45] I did do that.

[01:14:47] Ghost!

[01:14:48] It's kind of blushing.

[01:14:56] Dude, the flashlight isn't really useful.

[01:15:02] I've used the flashlight more than anything else.

[01:15:05] It also doesn't break.

[01:15:08] So I just got possessed.

[01:15:13] You did not sleep very well. I have no energy.

[01:15:17] Oh no, I can't fish.

[01:15:20] You gauge was taken. Thank you for the prime.

[01:15:23] A shiver ran down my spine. Was it a lucid nightmare?

[01:15:27] Did I actually see ghosts? I grabbed my flashlight and flickered it at them to see if they'd react.

[01:15:32] By morning I woke up drenched in sweat. This place is starting to wear down my mind.

[01:15:36] I can't fish guys. This might be GG

[01:15:59] Siren

[01:16:01] I cannot see you dark forever. Thanks for 13 months

[01:16:13] The end? Oh my god, we died. Did we die?

[01:16:31] OOOH!

[01:16:34] Your fate, sleeping with the fishes.

[01:16:42] No one dead, thank you for the two months.

[01:16:47] Companies no calculator risk, Frederick could not make it.

[01:16:51] I feel like from a first run, that probably wasn't that bad, right?

[01:16:56] Should I do another run?

[01:17:03] Should we go again?

[01:17:09] Uh, oh wait, adventure.

[01:17:14] Slower hunger.

[01:17:15] Health regenerates.

[01:17:16] Drowning.

[01:17:17] Okay, I suppose we'll do standard adventure.

[01:17:20] Right.

[01:17:21] Ah, so peaceful.

[01:17:25] No, we're not taking Frederick this time.

[01:17:31] Ah, hello everybody.

[01:17:35] Kitty!

[01:17:37] Uh, let's take the cat this time.

[01:17:41] Oh, there's a net.

[01:17:43] Okay, we should try to get the net.

[01:17:45] Oh, scuba set?

[01:17:47] Net scuba set?

[01:17:49] A pirate guy.

[01:17:55] Catch me!

[01:18:05] Uh, I need more food.

[01:18:21] Uh, I need more food.

[01:18:26] Sixteen seconds.

[01:18:31] Ah!

[01:18:36] Oh, they got time to do anything else.

[01:18:43] It's just me and the cat!

[01:18:50] I wish I'd grabbed the pirate guy, but maybe you can only have one companion.

[01:18:59] Kitty, Captain Whiskers, okay.

[01:19:02] We definitely could have gone to companion, but this is not a bad haul, right?

[01:19:08] And I mean, no companion means one less mouth to feed.

[01:19:11] Well, there goes Dorothy. I'm the only one left stuck on this old junk of a life, but I have no idea what struck our ship and judging by the sound I don't want to find out.

[01:19:20] Okay.

[01:19:27] Pocket socks, thanks for the five months.

[01:19:31] Yeah, we'll feed the cat.

[01:19:33] Don't worry, we'll feed the cat.

[01:19:35] Oh, fuck, I had full energy.

[01:19:38] Oh, shit.

[01:19:40] Yo, JJ Plays, thanks for seven months.

[01:19:43] A write message.

[01:19:44] Okay, let's write a message.

[01:19:54] Write using your mouse?

[01:19:57] What do I write?

[01:20:04] I'll help us I'm with mods and then I'm going to draw

[01:20:29] All we are hungry.

[01:20:58] Okay, this might be good to send early.

[01:21:04] Okay, save us, please.

[01:21:08] Okay, map fish net, duct tape, click to use.

[01:21:12] Okay, we're gonna fish.

[01:21:14] We're not gonna use the bait till we get desperate.

[01:21:19] Okay.

[01:21:21] This will be a peaceful run, just with the cap.

[01:21:24] Wow, lucky!

[01:21:26] Okay, six, six, six, six, six.

[01:21:28] Okay, I need to remember to use my energy every day this time.

[01:21:31] I already missed a turn, that's not good.

[01:21:35] Oh my God, Captain Whiskers!

[01:21:39] Are you like the luckiest cat ever or what?

[01:21:43] Oh my Lord, maybe we'll even pull some items

[01:21:46] from the, with the bait.

[01:21:48] Oh, you're using the bait.

[01:21:49] Oh, the bait's automatically added.

[01:21:50] Oh, wait, Captain Whiskers?

[01:21:53] She's an item.

[01:21:56] For what?

[01:21:56] It's raining, map fishnet, bucket.

[01:22:02] Oh, to protect us from the rain, I guess.

[01:22:11] Well, if that works, I guess.

[01:22:16] A little rain isn't so bad.

[01:22:18] After baking in the sun or sweating for hours,

[01:22:20] waking up to that felt surprisingly refreshing,

[01:22:22] but I also needed proper rest,

[01:22:23] so I covered my head with a bucket

[01:22:25] get some unbothered sleep. Wouldn't that make it worse like all the rain sound on your your ears?

[01:22:37] All right well let's fish what we can get.

[01:22:42] About eight food.

[01:22:43] Oh, an energy bar, not bad.

[01:23:01] A crab!

[01:23:03] Alright, sick.

[01:23:05] I work pretty good shape.

[01:23:20] I wonder if it could ever be something bad because last time it was a free fish.

[01:23:26] Oh, this is a free fish, okay.

[01:23:28] Maybe it could be bad sometimes, I don't know.

[01:23:33] Yo Ghost Rose, thank you for the 10 months!

[01:23:36] We got 10 food!

[01:23:39] Oh my god, we're fucking- this is going great!

[01:23:44] Yo, that's the last of my bait, we're just gonna have to pray to get lucky now after

[01:23:49] this.

[01:23:52] Fuck, okay, well, our luck has ended.

[01:24:14] Sounds of slapping and flopping filled the air last night, okay, we got the bonus fish,

[01:24:19] We have 12 food and we got the cat.

[01:24:30] I can't sleep well.

[01:24:35] She's an item.

[01:24:40] She's the bucket again.

[01:24:43] The bucket helps me sleep.

[01:24:49] I don't think I have to feed the cat, it's not giving me a prompt to feed the cat.

[01:24:58] I don't know if it was the constant swagger or the sound of the waves but I couldn't

[01:25:00] get back to sleep.

[01:25:01] My last effort was using a bucket to dampen the noise and block the moonlight which gave

[01:25:04] me a few more hours of rest than I- a barrel!

[01:25:08] Oh wait, since I don't have a companion I have to always get it myself which costs 3

[01:25:15] energy.

[01:25:16] the week we can afford it that's okay

[01:25:19] we got nice more food wait guys this

[01:25:24] could be the run

[01:25:33] that was for sure worth it oh shit i need

[01:25:36] to turn

[01:25:41] so last time i went left

[01:25:44] So, I'm thinking maybe if we go right, maybe it's quicker, but I have to repair the boat from it.

[01:25:52] Let's try going right just to see what happens.

[01:26:01] Gulp. Please don't kill me. Please don't ruin the run.

[01:26:08] The boat arrived at a fork in the water. I had hoped I could simply keep rowing forward,

[01:26:11] but then I made a choice and turned right. I trusted the more dangerous waters,

[01:26:14] more than the empty horizon. Okay, we are fine. Let's um fish. Everything's fine.

[01:26:28] Broken compass! It looks repairable! Well that could be good. Let's fix it. Okay, we

[01:26:33] I have a compass now.

[01:26:39] I don't even know that was an item.

[01:26:43] Ooh, a red snapper.

[01:26:46] I've never seen that fish before.

[01:26:47] We still have 12 food.

[01:26:58] Uh-oh, what was that?

[01:27:00] Going this way seems dangerous.

[01:27:03] I saw something behind the rocks.

[01:27:06] She's an item.

[01:27:09] Well, why don't we use the compass or the map?

[01:27:13] Let's use the compass that we just got.

[01:27:30] Oh, I think we're OK.

[01:27:33] The boat was a little damaged though.

[01:27:34] Looking at my surroundings, it was clear I needed to navigate a bit,

[01:27:37] or the boat might drift into waters that were more dangerous than I could handle.

[01:27:39] Truth be told, I have no idea where I'm headed.

[01:27:41] Let's just hope it's more pleasant than wherever I woke up last night.

[01:27:44] Okay, we have 72%.

[01:27:46] I think we're okay.

[01:27:51] Whoo!

[01:27:52] We survived another night.

[01:27:55] And we're getting more fish.

[01:28:01] Hell yeah!

[01:28:03] Nice.

[01:28:04] Does that pet the cat every night?

[01:28:23] The seagull!

[01:28:24] Okay, let's see what- oh, we have the fish net!

[01:28:27] Should I try to catch him?

[01:28:30] Let's catch him.

[01:28:31] different than last time. F*** I missed!

[01:28:40] What horrible throw! A curious seagull made a visit to the

[01:28:45] village tonight. Too bad it found the person who's much just before any food

[01:28:48] didn't get their hands on. Lucky for how quick one the quick one it was. I'm

[01:28:51] planning to work as a tenant and it flew away freely. Damn it.

[01:28:57] I will... fishing time? Oh wait, should I repair the boat condition 66%?

[01:29:03] I think I'm probably gonna wait a bit more.

[01:29:16] Ah, I'm so peaceful.

[01:29:19] Alright, we are out of bait.

[01:29:21] Now we have to get lucky again.

[01:29:24] Fuck, more seaweed!

[01:29:28] Okay, um, it's fine, okay.

[01:29:33] Sleep time, sleep time.

[01:29:36] If it comes down to it, can you eat the cat?

[01:29:38] Oh no.

[01:29:39] The bottle!

[01:29:40] Do I have anything to grab it?

[01:29:44] Choose an item.

[01:29:45] Okay, let's grab it with the net.

[01:29:47] I didn't have anything to grab it last run.

[01:29:51] Nice.

[01:29:52] Nice, a perfect throw, unlike for the seagull, what's in it?

[01:30:00] What?

[01:30:06] Um, what is that supposed to mean?

[01:30:14] The currents guided a ball to the boat last evening, I wonder who sent it into the ocean,

[01:30:19] or when it was sent or why.

[01:30:21] Having the paper completely blank when they were said

[01:30:23] gives me the chance to send a message back into the waters.

[01:30:26] Oh, should we send another,

[01:30:27] we should probably send another message, right?

[01:30:29] Because it could result in saving.

[01:30:31] Ah, what do I draw?

[01:30:32] What do I draw?

[01:30:35] What do I draw?

[01:30:45] Something that people will understand.

[01:30:49] Yes. Something that would be understood.

[01:31:19] And with this, they will be able to trace my exact coordinates.

[01:31:40] Oh, I sent it on accident before I was done!

[01:31:46] Goodbye!

[01:31:49] That's okay, uh, back to fishing, I guess.

[01:32:00] Oh my god, a fish with no bait! Dude, we're getting so lucky!

[01:32:05] Hopefully nothing horrible happens at night that completely fucks over all of this luck.

[01:32:10] See, we eat goddamn it.

[01:32:14] That would really suck.

[01:32:16] I wouldn't be too happy about that.

[01:32:19] Oh no, okay, the boat's pissing.

[01:32:22] Bucket, duct tape. Let's use the duct tape.

[01:32:26] Perfect.

[01:32:30] Absolutely perfect.

[01:32:38] Excellent. Alright. Yeah, you done did it. Thanks for 11 months. Welcome back.

[01:32:45] I think this is it

[01:32:47] Had no high hopes for this old dingy, but I didn't expect a leak so big it could have drowned me in my sleep

[01:32:53] All right sick. We lost the duct tape though

[01:32:57] Okay

[01:32:58] All right, I guess we fish again

[01:33:03] Hopefully no three for three junk

[01:33:08] That's one junk

[01:33:15] That's too junk.

[01:33:18] The boat's okay, the boat's okay.

[01:33:21] We have time to repair.

[01:33:24] Three junk?

[01:33:26] Three junk! Holy shit!

[01:33:34] Well, it was a peaceful night.

[01:33:39] That's rare.

[01:33:42] How often do you see that?

[01:33:47] 51 honestly, I think we should fish today as well

[01:33:56] Newspaper

[01:33:59] HSD filed for bankruptcy death responsibility, I guess that's cuz of the boat going down

[01:34:06] Dessert!

[01:34:07] A fishlet again!

[01:34:08] Alright, well I feel like this one's going to be junk.

[01:34:24] I was right.

[01:34:25] Okay, bedtime.

[01:34:26] At least we have a good amount of food.

[01:34:31] Guys, the school of fish and we have the net this time!

[01:34:39] Wait, this is huge!

[01:34:41] Yes.

[01:34:42] I didn't even check if I could have used the other things.

[01:34:47] I should have checked.

[01:34:48] This just makes the most sense to use the net.

[01:34:51] It's perfect for it!

[01:34:54] Nice.

[01:34:56] Seventeen food!

[01:34:59] We got three food!

[01:35:00] I woke up just at the right time to see a group of fish circling on the boat so I took the chance of fishing.

[01:35:05] I'm thankful for everybody I can get while sailing this whole thing.

[01:35:10] 48%? Oh, we can just go ahead and repair. We have plenty of food.

[01:35:20] Better safe than sorry. Something bad could happen, you know.

[01:35:25] Maybe the cat adds a good look.

[01:35:32] Oh, boop.

[01:35:37] Oh, no, the fog.

[01:35:47] I don't have the telescope this time.

[01:35:50] Oh, the compass or the flashlight.

[01:35:53] Oh, let's try the compass.

[01:35:58] This might help me navigate.

[01:35:59] Yeah, yeah, navigate through the fog.

[01:36:05] Yeah, what's the flashlight going to do?

[01:36:07] It's OK.

[01:36:14] Day 13.

[01:36:15] I think I got to day 21 in my first run, right?

[01:36:21] I could barely see the end of my own boat.

[01:36:22] I spent so much time staring into the fog,

[01:36:24] trying to understand where I was.

[01:36:25] I may have started seeing figures

[01:36:26] and I think I saw a person without a head.

[01:36:29] Okay, so hallucinating again, very nice.

[01:36:32] 20, 25, okay.

[01:36:34] So we're halfway there, but we have a ton of food.

[01:36:41] More seaweed.

[01:36:43] Yay, more seaweed.

[01:36:48] Yay, more seaweed.

[01:36:50] This one's a fish for sure.

[01:36:52] Yes! Oh my gosh. Oh wait! Three energy sea search. Wait, should we try that tomorrow?

[01:37:03] I didn't even know that was a thing. Well, I want to see what that does. Let's try that

[01:37:08] tomorrow. I didn't notice that. Oh God.

[01:37:28] It's this guy again! Okay, at least I know what to do. Use the flashlight. Let me see

[01:37:32] these other options though. Fishnet? I can try to catch him? Dude, there's no way

[01:37:38] that works. I was going to use what I know works. I don't want to kill the run by fucking

[01:37:44] up. The net's way too small. Yeah, there's no way we're catching him. He's huge. Okay.

[01:37:56] Okay, all right, perfect.

[01:38:07] Let's try a sea search.

[01:38:14] This seems super useful.

[01:38:19] And it costs three energy to fix.

[01:38:28] Honestly, maybe it's worth giving it another try.

[01:38:34] Uh-oh.

[01:38:36] Oh, no, not the ghosts again.

[01:38:43] Okay, so using the flashlight helped a little bit, but I had, it gave me no energy the next day, so maybe there's something else I can do.

[01:38:52] Maybe I can put the bucket on my head, and then if I don't see the ghost, they can't do anything.

[01:38:58] Oh god, he's looking at me.

[01:39:01] I'll put my camera. I think the side was better.

[01:39:06] All I can use is the buck is the flashlight

[01:39:21] The jump scare oh

[01:39:27] You're not sleep very well

[01:39:29] Okay, idea fish wants energy bar fix the scuba set.

[01:39:52] And then we'll search the ocean tomorrow.

[01:39:59] The Luke Goblin! No! The food! Wait, I don't have anything to beat him with. Fishnet!

[01:40:07] Okay, let's catch him. No! Dude, we suck at the neck bros. How much food did he get?

[01:40:15] I lost one food.

[01:40:22] God damn it.

[01:40:25] He got away.

[01:40:26] Alright, let's do a sea search.

[01:40:32] Searching.

[01:40:33] Oh, it didn't break anything.

[01:40:42] Maybe it's not worth it.

[01:40:44] I just want to see what I can get from it.

[01:40:51] Oh no.

[01:40:54] Uh, okay, well it's time for, wait, the anchor.

[01:41:02] Uh.

[01:41:04] Let's try the anchor.

[01:41:11] Maybe it'll help the boat not get damaged or something.

[01:41:18] We still have the anchor.

[01:41:24] I should also make for the sound of thunder that followed the flashing lights of the storm that brewed up last night.

[01:41:29] One heavy anchor was enough to keep the boat in place and protect from drifting too far with the dangerous currents.

[01:41:34] Okay, so the anchor did help.

[01:41:36] Alright, sea search.

[01:41:38] We're getting something this time for sure!

[01:41:46] It's damaged.

[01:41:54] What?

[01:42:03] Should I...

[01:42:04] An island! Okay, sick!

[01:42:06] Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Go. Hopefully there's something here worth getting

[01:42:16] Uh, oh, it's just more bait. Okay. Well, we'll take bait

[01:42:22] Bait is worth it

[01:42:29] We are very hungry

[01:42:36] Okay, um, let's go fishing

[01:42:44] Guys it's not looking good anymore. It was looking great for a while

[01:42:51] Did I not use the bait or what did I get the water bottle even with the bait?

[01:43:02] Okay, Captain or scurfs, please give us luck

[01:43:06] We need it!

[01:43:12] We need this. Oh, no.

[01:43:16] This is an anchor moment. The water's looking rough.

[01:43:23] Let's anchor the boat.

[01:43:25] Last time I was nauseating to say the least, had I slept an hour longer I might have ended

[01:43:39] up under the boat. Luckily I managed to stabilize using the heavy anchor, did the dandy jog

[01:43:43] keep everything still including myself.

[01:43:48] We have eleven food guys, am I insane for wanting to fix the scuba set and try again?

[01:43:52] We have 11 food!

[01:43:59] I'm gonna do it.

[01:44:03] Shirley, what is this, fourth time?

[01:44:06] Fourth time's the charm, guys.

[01:44:08] Wait, there's a ship in the distance!

[01:44:10] Ship!

[01:44:11] Flashlight, this is a flashlight situation.

[01:44:15] Come on, save us!

[01:44:18] We're over here, me and Captain Whiskers.

[01:44:22] Captain Whiskers, please save us!

[01:44:29] Come on.

[01:44:34] I think I just saw other people, and it was a huge ship too. I flickered my flashlight as hard as I could hoping to be seen,

[01:44:39] but they didn't notice, so that was probably just one faint glimmer in the moonlit ocean with this cheap old flashlight.

[01:44:45] Fuck, dude.

[01:44:47] I don't even have the energy to go scuba diving. I guess we're fishing.

[01:44:54] Yeah, the flare gun would have carried in that situation for sure.

[01:45:05] But we don't have the flare gun, sadly.

[01:45:10] Ooh, a flounder!

[01:45:16] All right, we're gonna eat up satisfied

[01:45:27] It was a peaceful night

[01:45:38] Okay guys eight food we're going scuba diving we have to repair soon too

[01:45:43] Surely this time this time will be good. It's broken again

[01:45:55] Two food six bait okay that was totally worth that was worth it that was for sure worth it. Oh

[01:46:01] My gosh, we got so unlucky every other time. I was hoping to get more items

[01:46:07] That could help us survive the nighttime situations, but we'll take that

[01:46:13] the chest we will take the chest and the chest costs I think three energy to

[01:46:23] open yes give me the booty bring that shit up here you feel weak

[01:46:43] everything hurts the earth the ocean sure masses a lot of weird things last

[01:46:51] night I found a chest practically begging to be discovered by treasure

[01:46:54] hunters I cookie discovered why I have remained over so long what even is this

[01:46:57] place guys I think we have to try to scuba to get a med kit or something you

[01:47:08] Orange, thank you for the 10 months!

[01:47:11] I'm being serious, like, what were, like...

[01:47:17] Wait, I might hurt myself scuba diving though, cause I got another injury.

[01:47:22] Oh no...

[01:47:25] She's an item.

[01:47:29] Map.

[01:47:31] Oh wait, I'm gonna lose the map. Fuck, I forgot about this one.

[01:47:38] I forgot I've already had this event before.

[01:47:49] I haven't even gotten to use the map.

[01:47:54] Well, that is unfortunate.

[01:47:57] I mean, at least we got food.

[01:47:59] Okay, guys, I could risk it and scuba dive, or I could just fish.

[01:48:07] I think we play it safe and just fish.

[01:48:11] Maybe I'll get lucky and find a med kit somehow.

[01:48:20] Guys, we're dying.

[01:48:22] Everything hurts.

[01:48:25] Oh, an energy bar.

[01:48:27] OK, that's pretty useful.

[01:48:28] All right, bedtime.

[01:48:54] Now tell me why I can go scuba diving in the blood ocean.

[01:48:59] Umm...

[01:49:01] There's no way scuba diving is good here, right?

[01:49:05] We got the bucket and the fishnet!

[01:49:08] Scuba set bucket!

[01:49:11] Do it!

[01:49:12] Dude.

[01:49:19] Guys, it's the blood moon!

[01:49:21] Alright, fuck it.

[01:49:24] We're gonna die.

[01:49:24] We're gonna die. We're dead.

[01:49:36] What is that?

[01:49:47] Free food, dude! Free food!

[01:49:50] Oh my god, that was actually huge, but that was huge!

[01:49:58] Yes, Max win!

[01:50:03] I feel like maybe there's like an unlucky version of that event.

[01:50:08] The air smelled putrid and when I looked around the sea was red, deep red, like actual blood

[01:50:13] red.

[01:50:14] I equipped my diving gear to investigate.

[01:50:16] The water was oddly warm, loud and full of fish scattered in pieces.

[01:50:19] I grabbed as many as I possibly could have bolted out of there.

[01:50:26] All right, well, we're still alive.

[01:50:29] Let's repair the boat today.

[01:50:30] We've got plenty of food.

[01:50:39] OK, nice.

[01:50:42] Guys, we might actually make it if you can believe it.

[01:50:49] Hello?

[01:50:50] Is that the Grim Reaper?

[01:51:01] Hello?

[01:51:05] Oh, wait, trade?

[01:51:12] Hello?

[01:51:17] Oh wait trade scuba set for med kit

[01:51:25] The scuba set is so valuable, but I need a med kit

[01:51:34] Guys we dude we need to heal so bad

[01:51:42] I don't know what to do

[01:51:55] Don't be greedy, which one's the greedy option?

[01:52:12] Yeah, if I don't heal and I get hurt one more time, it's over.

[01:52:20] I'm taking it.

[01:52:22] Okay, bye.

[01:52:24] Oh, he's happy!

[01:52:29] Okay, bye. Oh, he's happy.

[01:52:38] Guys, we made it to day 25, and I can heal.

[01:52:55] Losing the scuba set really sucks though because that is a super useful and cool item.

[01:53:02] A small boat smaller than ours passed by someone was in it but I couldn't make out their face

[01:53:05] or any features at all.

[01:53:07] They didn't answer my questions while I offered a single trade for my supplies.

[01:53:10] The deals seemed fair so I accepted they disappeared within minutes.

[01:53:13] Woo!

[01:53:14] Okay, well we don't have a lot of good tools left unfortunately.

[01:53:21] Yo Ed and Vork thanks for 19 months.

[01:53:23] I guess we fish today. Feed the cat jackass. I can't feed the cat. Look at this. The cat's just chilling.

[01:53:38] Yo, an 8 day thing for the Prime?

[01:53:45] Alright, we have 16 food. We're in really, really good shape.

[01:53:53] Why is there a smiley face on the moon?

[01:54:05] Ask Curvesnakes of the Prime, you are unprepared.

[01:54:18] Well are we fucking dead?

[01:54:20] Oh, no.

[01:54:24] Yo S-curves, thank you for the prime.

[01:54:37] You did not sleep very well.

[01:54:46] The moon haunts you.

[01:55:08] It was a peaceful night.

[01:55:10] Wow, that's great.

[01:55:13] 827 the farthest we've ever survived

[01:55:18] This is great. Okay, let's try fishing. Well, we have no bait anymore

[01:55:24] What are you even supposed to do against the moon?

[01:55:31] Like I don't even know what item you can use there

[01:55:43] Okay, we have 14 food left, not too bad.

[01:55:52] Oh, the umbrella, I'm sure I could have tried to block with the umbrella.

[01:56:00] It's so peaceful now.

[01:56:14] Three for three junk?

[01:56:18] Perhaps?

[01:56:19] Two out of three junk?

[01:56:28] What is that?

[01:56:38] What is that?

[01:56:39] Well, it's on the boat with us now.

[01:56:45] It's not a heart, is it?

[01:56:52] She's an item.

[01:56:55] even the problem. Flashlight. Okay. Oh a plane! A plane! The plane! Guys we're down here!

[01:57:08] Save us please. Day 29. Help may be on the way. That was sick. Okay. That is huge news.

[01:57:24] Crazy dummy, thanks for 26 months.

[01:57:30] I'll come back.

[01:57:32] Sponge PLS.

[01:57:33] Hell yeah.

[01:57:34] Fuck yeah, I wish I had the flare gun, that would have made it a lot easier.

[01:57:40] Dude, please tell me I'm not getting three junk again today.

[01:57:48] A Polaroid picture.

[01:57:53] 1810-99?

[01:57:54] I can't even tell what I'm supposed to be looking at.

[01:58:07] Some kind of game lore, I guess.

[01:58:10] It was a peaceful night!

[01:58:13] Oh, what a blessing.

[01:58:16] But that means we can't, we don't get anything out of it either.

[01:58:19] good things happen. Man, I missed our

[01:58:25] Scuba set, but I think that we needed it

[01:58:27] because the moon would have killed us if I

[01:58:29] didn't take that med kit. We'll be dead.

[01:58:31] It would be over. The med kit actually

[01:58:38] saved us. Come on, get something good.

[01:58:45] The moon didn't damage? Well, it says I have some pain.

[01:58:49] Oh, you already have that? Okay.

[01:58:53] Call me, Otacon, thanks for 16 months.

[01:59:06] What the fuck is that?

[01:59:09] Oh, wait, I'm blocking it.

[01:59:13] The skeleton just floated up to the boat, guys.

[01:59:20] Uh...

[01:59:23] Should we take a look?

[01:59:24] What do you guys think?

[01:59:43] Damien. Is that one of our friends?

[01:59:50] Oh, we got a free hat, I guess.

[01:59:57] Cyclone, thanks for 19 months.

[02:00:02] Something struck the side of the boat waking me up.

[02:00:07] I pulled it on board, human remains, oldest bones now.

[02:00:10] But the hat was still intact and Stitcheside was a named Damian.

[02:00:16] Well, I didn't get any item or anything from that.

[02:00:21] I didn't even get to keep the hat! What if I wanted to keep the hat?

[02:00:25] For like the rain or whatever.

[02:00:29] Is Bro in the junk box now? I mean probably. Where else would you put the bones?

[02:00:35] Come on, give me a fish.

[02:00:40] A wallet still has a card.

[02:00:44] Guys, I think that says Damien.

[02:00:48] Well, we got Damien's wallet.

[02:00:52] Running kind of low on food.

[02:00:56] I mean, like, it doesn't look like it, but we kind of are.

[02:01:00] We need to get some bait soon.

[02:01:04] We need to get some bait soon.

[02:01:08] Oh Damien was the captain of- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

[02:01:22] I saw a skeleton hand!

[02:01:27] You are unprepared!

[02:01:28] Oh my god.

[02:01:29] Guys, we're so fucked.

[02:01:30] We're so fucked.

[02:01:31] Oh my god.

[02:01:35] Guys, we're so fucked.

[02:01:37] We're so fucked.

[02:01:38] Well, back to bed.

[02:01:45] I just ate the shab boat, I think.

[02:01:48] Fins emerge from the water, roaming alarmingly close.

[02:01:52] Under the surface, I could see that these were no ordinary sharks.

[02:01:55] They had arms and fingers.

[02:01:58] I felt safe enough in the boat so I stayed still and tried to sleep carefully to disturb the water and draw their attention.

[02:02:05] That's fucking terrifying.

[02:02:15] Give us something good, please. We're running out of food.

[02:02:21] I wonder if you're supposed to dive in?

[02:02:23] Dude, there's no way I would go scuba diving with those fucking hand sharks.

[02:02:33] No way!

[02:02:34] A fish!

[02:02:35] Alright, sick.

[02:02:36] Alright, Captain Whiskers, please bless us.

[02:02:43] Drew, thanks for the seven months.

[02:02:52] the mermaid. I don't have the umbrella. This is what killed me last run. It might be

[02:03:03] He fucked. She was an item. Oh, the bucket!

[02:03:06] The bucket won't protect us!

[02:03:12] Can't hear you now!

[02:03:16] Oh wait, I starved. You're right, you're right.

[02:03:29] Yeah, yeah, starvation killed me.

[02:03:31] MY BUCKET IS BROKEN!

[02:03:35] I saw somebody straddle on a rock in the distance. Before I could even question it, I started hearing this weirdly calming, serene melody.

[02:03:42] Something that's comforting had to be a trap, I thought. I refused to listen. By morning it was gone. Maybe it thought I disliked its song.

[02:03:52] Maybe it's good to listen to it.

[02:03:54] Guys, I kinda think I should fix the bucket because the bucket helps so much in a lot

[02:04:03] of the night time things.

[02:04:04] Maybe I'll eat the energy bar and repair it.

[02:04:07] I can't afford to repair it anyway.

[02:04:11] The bucket is the MVP.

[02:04:14] A fish!

[02:04:17] Alright, Captain Whiskers.

[02:04:23] Well, we survive another night.

[02:04:27] It was a peaceful night.

[02:04:31] Now where's the airplane people to come save us?

[02:04:35] 34 days at sea.

[02:04:39] I'm going to repair the boat and then fish once.

[02:04:45] and then fish once.

[02:04:55] Fishing live.

[02:05:03] Boot. Alright, bedtime.

[02:05:06] It's really dark.

[02:05:16] I'm glad I think we're dead.

[02:05:34] I think we're dead. I think we're dead. I think we're dead.

[02:05:37] Pay your debt!

[02:05:42] What? Debt?

[02:05:59] Okay, that was a crazy throw and we got it back,

[02:06:01] but I definitely got hurt a lot.

[02:06:04] everything hurts dude thank god I repaired the boat oh my god wait if I

[02:06:17] didn't repair the boat we would be dead my chest still pounds of the little

[02:06:23] blood I have left flowing the night I encountered the dread from below it looks

[02:06:28] me in the eyes judging as if an area near my deepest darkest secrets weapons

[02:06:32] futile it's it's demand it demands atonement it wants my heart

[02:06:38] oh god oh god we gotta fix this shit

[02:06:46] guys this is scary

[02:06:51] Well, I guess we gotta go to the next day, nothing else to do.

[02:07:08] Dude, come on!

[02:07:14] You're unprepared!

[02:07:16] The anchor is broken. If my anchor was fine, we could probably anchor ourselves. I didn't

[02:07:25] have energy for it.

[02:07:29] Bonnet, thanks for 11 months. I mean, it probably just damages the boat again, right? You did

[02:07:37] not sleep very well. A loud noise shattered my sleep, followed by a heavy pull on the

[02:07:43] boat that I felt in my very bones. A whirlpool emerged not far away, making its presence

[02:07:47] now with no way around. I sighed to not trust the waves. Luckily by morning there were no

[02:07:50] holes in the sea. The anchor crossed the reef energy to fix. Okay, well we have enough food

[02:07:57] to last a couple more days at least. And the boat's not in that bad of condition. Holy

[02:08:04] Holy shit.

[02:08:06] Holy shit.

[02:08:12] Dude, please.

[02:08:18] Make an offer.

[02:08:20] Here you go, man.

[02:08:22] Just please don't kill me.

[02:08:34] Well, it could be worse, right?

[02:08:44] I couldn't do the high five.

[02:08:45] It would hurt me.

[02:08:53] For some reason, I trusted it, felt

[02:08:54] that my offering would not go unanswered.

[02:08:55] Luckily, I received something in return.

[02:08:57] Was it a good deal?

[02:09:00] It could be a lot worse.

[02:09:02] Hey, we gotta repair the anchor.

[02:09:05] We don't have a lot of item options left.

[02:09:12] It was a peaceful night! Thanks fucking god, dude!

[02:09:16] They're- oh my god, it's only been 40 days and we haven't been rescued yet!

[02:09:20] No one care me!

[02:09:22] Oh my god.

[02:09:27] Alright, let's try fishing.

[02:09:29] We need food.

[02:09:36] Just one fish, please sir.

[02:09:55] it's not looking good guys it was a peaceful night great lucky lucky lucky

[02:10:11] I think I have to repair the boat.

[02:10:17] Yo, T-Mu, thank you for the five months.

[02:10:24] We have five food left.

[02:10:39] Shoes an item, the bucket will protect me.

[02:10:57] Yo, Pazuzu, thank you for the gift sub.

[02:11:06] All right, sick, well, we try to fish again.

[02:11:14] Everything's so much better now that Fredrick isn't here.

[02:11:17] Yo, QMZen, thanks for three months.

[02:11:20] It is a little bit lonely without a companion, but I also don't have to worry as much about

[02:11:25] food.

[02:11:29] It's just me and Captain Whiskers and then all I got is food.

[02:11:47] Wow!

[02:11:48] Three peaceful nights in a row?

[02:11:51] But it's day 41.

[02:11:57] No one's here to rescue us still.

[02:11:59] I'm beginning to think no one's going to come.

[02:12:03] You know, Peter, thank you for the two gifted.

[02:12:13] Oh, nice.

[02:12:15] Lucky.

[02:12:21] Oh my god, what is this lock?

[02:12:24] Damn, I'm happy with that, two fish with no bait, a third.

[02:12:29] Oh, that's sweet.

[02:12:32] All right.

[02:12:41] Another peaceful night?

[02:12:46] Why are so many peaceful nights?

[02:12:48] Is there something horrible about to happen or something?

[02:12:52] Yeah, it's too peaceful now.

[02:12:57] Something's not right.

[02:13:13] Very strange.

[02:13:19] All trash today.

[02:13:22] Alright, something has to happen tonight, right?

[02:13:26] It was a peaceful night.

[02:13:34] What?

[02:13:38] I mean, I would kind of like if, you know,

[02:13:42] some stuff happened because we're not even getting opportunities.

[02:13:46] And we're almost out of food too.

[02:13:54] I have three food left.

[02:14:10] Don't tell me it was a peaceful night.

[02:14:14] Oh! Oh! Helicopter? Helicopter? Helicopter? It's close by too! Save us! Save us! Wait,

[02:14:29] it looks like it's coming closer! No way! Wait, did I get saved? Oh my god! We survived!

[02:14:43] WE SURVIVED!

[02:14:46] Oh my gosh!

[02:14:49] We were found by the company!

[02:14:52] I can't believe this!

[02:14:55] Coming up critical financial hit!

[02:14:58] Can't sit- shipmates shug with the ship, but Captain Whiskers is safe!

[02:15:05] Oh my god, I can't believe it! We lived!

[02:15:08] King Cork, thank you for the five gifted, thank you!

[02:15:11] No freaking way!

[02:15:13] Oh my gosh, I can't believe that!

[02:15:17] Yeah, Captain Whiskr survived!

[02:15:19] Well that was a great game, but it was only $2.

[02:15:25] From itch.io.

[02:15:26] Yeah, it was only $2.

[02:15:29] Very good game.

[02:15:31] Yo, Cindraug, thank you for the sub, welcome!

[02:15:35] Alright, that was great.

[02:15:37] I'll just go ahead and play another one.

[02:15:43] That was great. I had fun. Very good game.

[02:15:53] Kerbal Space Program.

[02:15:57] Okay, do I already own this?

[02:16:03] 40 bucks. I do not own it.

[02:16:05] Okay, let me buy this.

[02:16:07] Complete Edition Bundle.

[02:16:10] Should I get the DLCs too?

[02:16:11] It doesn't matter if I'm just going to try out the game, right?

[02:16:17] It's an engineering game.

[02:16:21] Well, don't you know my mom makes airplanes?

[02:16:23] Like, I think I can figure it out, you know?

[02:16:27] Family lineage or whatever.

[02:16:31] Oh my god.

[02:16:34] Holy moly.

[02:16:35] OK, I'm going to go pee real quick.

[02:16:37] I will pee right back real quick.

[02:16:41] You

[02:17:11] you

[02:17:41] Hello, guys, I'm back.

[02:18:07] Hello, hello!

[02:18:14] Alright, that was good timing.

[02:18:19] Don't worry, you'll be fine. The game doesn't have any bridge work as well.

[02:18:23] Oh, then perfect, yeah, I'm sure it won't be a struggle whatsoever. Not at all.

[02:18:37] You missed a call from Faker.

[02:18:40] The fuck are you talking about?

[02:18:46] Yo, Johnny! Thank you so much for the 10 gifted! Thank you!

[02:18:50] Thanks, Johnny!

[02:18:52] Thank you, thank you, thank you!

[02:18:59] Oh, I start new.

[02:19:04] Is career mode the best to know?

[02:19:07] Sandbox, probably career, right?

[02:19:13] I've never played this before, so I don't know.

[02:19:18] Career, okay.

[02:19:25] Welcome to the Space Center, nice to meet you.

[02:19:27] I'm Jean Kerman, Flight Director and your guide for this quick introduction.

[02:19:32] This is the Space Center.

[02:19:33] center. From here you can manage all aspects of the space program. Flip free to have a look around,

[02:19:38] hold the right mouse button to move the camera, or use the arrow keys. Right click over the space

[02:19:43] center facilities to view more about them, and left click when you're ready to head inside.

[02:19:49] You know, TTV, the cowboy way, thanks for the sub.

[02:19:54] All right, we've got the space plane hangar, astronaut complex, administration building,

[02:19:59] research and development, the tracking station. Okay. Wait, it's this game. Guys,

[02:20:09] there's no way I can play this game. Hello, I'm Wernhern von Kerman, Chief

[02:20:17] Rocketry Engineer. This is the Vehicle Assembly building where we build

[02:20:22] spacecraft and later roll them out to the launch pad for flight. Pretty

[02:20:26] impressive, isn't it? On your left, you'll find components to construct your

[02:20:29] own spacecraft, select a starting part, then attach others to it to build a ship.

[02:20:35] You can then have a look around with the right mouse button or the arrow keys.

[02:20:39] That's it really.

[02:20:40] It's not as if it were rockets- oh.

[02:20:42] Anyhow, if you need a more in-depth explanation on how to build, have a look at the training

[02:20:47] section at the main menu.

[02:20:50] Guys, I don't know how to build a fucking rocket.

[02:20:59] I should probably watch the training, right?

[02:21:02] Or like, well, guys, what do I do?

[02:21:05] You don't need that.

[02:21:08] Where's the training?

[02:21:13] Guys, where's the training?

[02:21:22] Guys, I'm nervous.

[02:21:29] Welcome to the first in a series of lessons designed to prepare you for a flight in and

[02:21:38] around Kerbin's local system.

[02:21:41] I've been inspired by that world famous work of Jules Kerbin from Kerbin to the Moon.

[02:21:46] We'll take a leaf out of his book and go one better by returning as well.

[02:21:50] In our first lesson, we'll be starting from LKO and traveling to the Moon, ending in

[02:21:55] low Mooner orbit.

[02:21:58] I'm going to assume you've completed the flight tutorials

[02:22:00] preceding this as well as orbiting 101.

[02:22:03] But if not, you really should go to them first

[02:22:05] when you're ready to go hit next.

[02:22:08] An important part of flights between celestial objects

[02:22:10] hold on, let me move my camera.

[02:22:14] Is a transfer orbit, which basically means

[02:22:16] an orbit used to change between two orbits.

[02:22:19] In our case, the pre-apsis of our orbit

[02:22:24] It will be very near to Curbin.

[02:22:27] Guys, there's no way.

[02:22:39] Guys, there's no way!

[02:22:45] Mh, mh, mh.

[02:22:49] Click and drag different handles.

[02:22:50] Call your mom for chip-salo.

[02:22:52] Well, my mom doesn't build rocket ships! What the heck? Oh my god.

[02:23:08] Guys, I don't know what I'm doing.

[02:23:12] With the handles showing, you might need to click on the node to make them appear. Hold on.

[02:23:19] Pull the prograde handle until your post-maneuver orbit reaches as high as that of the moon.

[02:23:43] Guys, I don't understand.

[02:23:46] Don't forget that you can zoom the camera back to see a wider region of space, and if you want to start the burn planning over, you can delete the maneuver node and create a new one from scratch.

[02:23:56] And I click the maneuver node. Click on the red delete icon.

[02:24:14] Right click on the maneuver node. Okay, delete.

[02:24:20] I don't understand. I think I have to start over in scenario. Okay. Training. This trod presented

[02:24:33] my famous for... Okay, perfect. I didn't realize I was skipping through all these. I was just

[02:24:40] reading them. Oh my gosh. Welcome to today's lecture on vessel construction. I'm Wernher

[02:24:47] Von Kermann. Whether you want to put a satellite into orbit, make a transcontinental flight,

[02:24:52] or step onto the very surface of the moon, you're going to need to build yourself a ship.

[02:24:56] It should be pretty easy even if you're not a famous rocket scientist like myself.

[02:25:01] In this tutorial, I will first show you around the Kerbal Space Center,

[02:25:04] and take you to the Vehicle Assembly building where we learn how to construct a simple ship.

[02:25:07] We'll cover adding and removing parts, what the parts do, how to change the performance

[02:25:11] settings of the parts, which have that option, how to control staging. At the end of this tutorial,

[02:25:16] you'll have a craft fit for a quick hop from the launch pad. At each step I will lock out all

[02:25:21] controls other than the ones you need for that step. If you still manage to mess up,

[02:25:27] you can press the back button to go back and fix things.

[02:25:33] We are now at the Kerbal Space Center. I'll give you a quick rundown on how to get around.

[02:25:37] The KSC for short is home to the pinnacle of Kerbal Endeavour and achievements for space exploration.

[02:25:43] Using the facilities you can see here, you will be able to manage your space program,

[02:25:47] create rockets and planes, track your Kerbal Explorers as they roam the solar system,

[02:25:52] find exciting new uses for explosive substances, and in case of emergency, hire more Kerbal's.

[02:25:57] To find out about each of the facilities, you can hover your mouse over them or the facilities

[02:26:02] buttons. Okay, if you repair structure you can do by right-clicking. Okay. Very good.

[02:26:15] What you see in the middle screen is the construction area. These reports are placed in your craft

[02:26:19] as constructed. On the left side of the screen is the parts toolbox. It will show all the

[02:26:23] different parts available. I want you to pick that as. If you want your craft to be controlled

[02:26:28] We need a command module.

[02:26:31] OK, it's best to make it the first part you place.

[02:26:33] This will either contain some plucky

[02:26:35] Kerbal crew and automated pilot.

[02:26:38] OK.

[02:26:40] At least one part is placed so you can look around

[02:26:42] with the following controls.

[02:26:46] OK.

[02:26:52] OK.

[02:26:53] You'd like your putts to be able to make more than one flight.

[02:26:55] here she will have to return safely to the ground.

[02:26:59] Parachutes are a simple way to make sure that happens.

[02:27:01] They can be found on the Utility tab.

[02:27:04] Okay.

[02:27:12] We're choosing parts.

[02:27:13] You can do the details available parts

[02:27:14] by hovering over them in the toolbox.

[02:27:21] Okay, now the parachute states

[02:27:23] the effective diameter for each state.

[02:27:25] Go and select the MK16 parachute, then move it to the top of the command pod.

[02:27:30] Okay, perfect.

[02:27:34] Some parts like our parachute here have configurable options.

[02:27:39] To see these, we need to right click on the parachute we just attached.

[02:27:46] Do that now and you'll see the available parameters.

[02:27:51] And the parachutes see that we can adjust our altitude and the atmosphere pressure at

[02:27:55] which to open.

[02:27:56] That setting can be quite useful in distant worlds.

[02:27:59] Now let's check that the opening height on the chute is at least a thousand meters.

[02:28:03] Because safety is the curl away for the minimum pressure slider.

[02:28:08] Move it a bit to the right to point two.

[02:28:12] Okay.

[02:28:13] So that prevents the chute from activating until the atmosphere pressure is above the

[02:28:20] Configured Val value on curbing point two is about nine kilometers in altitude

[02:28:25] So even if you stage early and arm the parachute it will wait until then to activate you can hide these options

[02:28:31] They're right-clicking on the background scene or picking up another part. You're happy with that. We can proceed

[02:28:35] Next up you're going to need something to make us go click on the engines tab on the left. Oh my fucking god

[02:28:44] Grandma takes the bottom of the pod you may need to zoom remove the camera to be able to do so

[02:28:47] Oops, I forgot you're not a famous rocket scientist and to make that crap survival is

[02:28:55] a sense that you'd have to be better at rocket science than me.

[02:28:59] It's impossible.

[02:29:00] The problem with that crap is that the solid rock is too powerful for the payload.

[02:29:05] It will either burn up on a cent from going too fast or burn up coming back down.

[02:29:11] Even if you survive that the crap's mass will cause it to fall too fast for the parachute

[02:29:14] proper properly and you'd hit the service where you could stop you. I promise to teach you how to change that to make it work in a

[02:29:20] later tutorial, but for now let's continue. Okay, at least we can tell you that Ruin Parts pick up the BACC

[02:29:28] Thumper and either drop it at the Parts Showbox or Press Delete. Okay, did I do it?

[02:29:40] Yothias, thank you for the 24 months.

[02:29:44] It's out of solid motor, it's better matching the size of the ship at the start of your career.

[02:29:48] You'll have what I consider rubbish parts.

[02:29:49] Six months, six go, how's it go?

[02:29:51] Yeah, cool, thanks for the six months.

[02:29:55] The motor here looks like it may well be a converted trash can.

[02:29:58] That said, it does have enough oomps to get this little craft moving skyward and quickly.

[02:30:02] As you progress, you'll be able to unlock more engines and other parts.

[02:30:05] For now, though, let's pick up the RT5 fling and connect to the bottom of the pod.

[02:30:08] Okay.

[02:30:09] It's so small!

[02:30:11] Nice one!

[02:30:13] You've built the simplest survival craft possible.

[02:30:15] We can go launch this right now,

[02:30:17] but it might be safer to explain other than first.

[02:30:19] In the bottom right,

[02:30:21] you will see the staging stack.

[02:30:23] It's the box with the number 0

[02:30:25] and icons for the parachute and engine.

[02:30:27] The stack shows which parts

[02:30:29] will be activated as we stage our rocket.

[02:30:31] Well, this shows that

[02:30:33] when we activate the next stage,

[02:30:35] both the engine and the parachute

[02:30:37] stage both the engine and the parachute will be triggered while it could be

[02:30:40] considered funny to open the chute and fire them all at the same time it's not

[02:30:43] gonna give you much more flight. The fix is when you separate the engine and

[02:30:46] chute into two stages. If you mouse over the zero stage you'll see a little plus.

[02:30:52] Okay.

[02:30:59] Plus on your stage you have too many click the minus. Stage activated from the

[02:31:04] highest number and then count down so our first stage will be stage one the

[02:31:08] engine okay why can't I drag oh there we go

[02:31:15] perfect you know soul max extra 23 months that's it we now this safe well

[02:31:20] relatively safe craft that's ready to go let's make sure that if we need this

[02:31:23] design again we don't have to build it all from scratch at the top of the

[02:31:26] screen you'll see the name for our craft untitled spacecraft doesn't seem so

[02:31:30] Why don't you change that to something more your style?

[02:31:34] It's small, so it's an egg.

[02:31:35] When you use the low strength under these names or descriptions, you can...

[02:31:38] Descriptions help you to grab the right vessel.

[02:31:40] When you're happy with the name, click on the save icon in the upper right.

[02:31:47] Okay.

[02:31:48] Yo Frank, thank you for the prime.

[02:31:52] Excellent work.

[02:31:53] Feel free to play around with the parts and techniques I've shown you,

[02:31:55] and when you're ready to continue, press the red button in the upper right to exit.

[02:31:59] Back of the training menu, try the flight basics tutorial, learn how to fly this little craft, and then the intermediate construction tutorial teach you more about the editor.

[02:32:09] Okay.

[02:32:13] So now we do basic flight.

[02:32:19] Yeah guys, this is too much tutorials for a sub-Sunday game.

[02:32:24] I don't know guys.

[02:32:26] I think this is too much.

[02:32:29] um

[02:32:32] Yeah, it's too much reading. I don't know what do you guys think should I keep going or roll for another game?

[02:32:40] You can do this just add a full flow staged combustion cycle raptor engine with variable thrust vectoring without a cold thrusters for steering D

[02:32:50] Yeah, I mean

[02:32:52] It's got I feel like it's gonna take too long

[02:32:54] long. Just skip and launch the rocket. Okay, we will see it fly. Oh, what the f**k is

[02:33:04] there? Free for launch me. I press escape to pause the game. Uh... Oh! I'm flying! They

[02:33:19] They look so happy!

[02:33:24] They're doing great!

[02:33:27] We did it!

[02:33:37] Holy shit, it flew!

[02:33:43] Amazing!

[02:33:48] Damn, it's way up! Oh, it's going down! It's going down!

[02:33:52] Um, guys, when does the- Oh, she's so happy! When does the parachute launch, guys?

[02:33:58] Oh, oh, here we go, okay.

[02:34:01] Oh, I wouldn't want them to die.

[02:34:07] Uh, is the parachute open?

[02:34:12] I mean, it's working, I guess.

[02:34:15] Yeah, everything's fine. It's fine.

[02:34:26] Yeah, I think everything's fine.

[02:34:30] Yeah, it'll open at a thousand meters, I guess.

[02:34:36] Yo, Beerus Joker, thank you for the prime.

[02:34:45] Oh, she's doing a little dance!

[02:34:53] She's so happy!

[02:34:55] Okay, please no explosion.

[02:35:14] I would say it's perfect!

[02:35:19] No problems at all!

[02:35:24] And nothing exploded.

[02:35:30] It didn't go super high, it didn't make it to space, but that's okay.

[02:35:41] The mission was a success.

[02:35:44] It was perfect, not perfect success.

[02:35:49] Yo, chaos, thanks for 25 months.

[02:35:52] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[02:35:53] How do you do?

[02:35:54] Yo, Konoroto version, thank you for 10 months.

[02:35:58] Alright, yes, alright, I technically didn't build my own.

[02:36:02] I just think the game would probably take too long to learn for a sub-Sunday game.

[02:36:10] It's getting down there.

[02:36:21] It will land safely.

[02:36:34] there. Yay! We survived! And look it's in perfect condition too. Amazing. Okay I'm gonna roll

[02:36:54] for the next game. Sorry. Sorry people who are excited about that game. It's $30! It

[02:36:59] was $40 too. Oh my goodness.

[02:37:12] Okay, baby steps. I will have to buy this game too. I've never heard of it.

[02:37:17] All right.

[02:37:27] All right.

[02:37:41] All right.

[02:37:42] I'm installing this one should be quick, too.

[02:37:46] I'm going to go to the bathroom in one second.

[02:37:48] I forgot to turn on the camera.

[02:37:50] Bye, Martha!

[02:39:46] Hello, guys.

[02:39:53] Hello.

[02:39:56] Okay.

[02:39:59] Baby steps.

[02:40:03] Baby steps feed you some depictions of nudity.

[02:40:06] Baby steps feed you some nudity.

[02:40:10] Baby steps feed you some nudity.

[02:40:13] Baby steps feed you some nudity.

[02:40:15] some depictions of nudity do you want to see them? Not really, no.

[02:40:20] Nate! Nate! Nate!

[02:40:25] Nate buddy, family meeting, let's go!

[02:40:28] Are you bringing his food?

[02:40:29] I'm not right now.

[02:40:31] Not right now.

[02:40:32] You are literally killing him with these pieces.

[02:40:34] You just want to throw them away?

[02:40:36] No, he's 35.

[02:40:38] Hold on.

[02:40:39] I want him to have some kind of hypnotism.

[02:40:42] It's very fine, huh?

[02:40:47] Oh!

[02:40:54] Hold on, yeah, hold on, I'm gonna turn down the game.

[02:41:08] Oh, god.

[02:41:12] Oh brother.

[02:41:19] Oh no, it's one of these.

[02:41:28] Hey breath.

[02:41:33] You're okay, you're okay, you're okay.

[02:41:38] I'm Jim.

[02:41:39] No, I'm Jim.

[02:41:40] Yeah, no you're Jim.

[02:41:41] Not gonna be ashamed of everybody falls. Let's get you on your feet. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. What's your name son?

[02:41:46] I'm Nate. Nice. Good to meet you. Yeah, it's just what's this program called?

[02:41:52] Program? Like what's the name of the camp or whatever? Oh, it's not a camp

[02:41:58] To my parents

[02:42:01] No, no, no, no, it's just a cave, but it's mysterious. Of course you're full of questions

[02:42:06] I got it. But before we get to that, it is just a few things. I've got to explain

[02:42:10] Oh, uh, that's okay.

[02:42:12] I, it's, all right, it's like, can I go?

[02:42:16] Go?

[02:42:17] Like, if I leave, are you gonna stop me?

[02:42:21] No.

[02:42:22] Oh, close not.

[02:42:23] Okay, then I'm just gonna head out.

[02:42:24] Uh, it's nice to meet you.

[02:42:25] Ooh.

[02:42:27] Okay.

[02:42:27] All right, see ya.

[02:42:29] All right.

[02:42:30] Goodbye, sir.

[02:42:32] So awkward.

[02:42:34] Oh, shit.

[02:42:38] Why are you laughing at, asshole?

[02:42:40] Baby steps.

[02:42:47] Fuck!

[02:42:50] Fuck!

[02:42:56] Fuck!

[02:43:01] I'm trying to figure out the timing to be able to walk properly

[02:43:15] W streamer no turtle boy thanks for 25 months oh my god there's no way

[02:43:31] Oh my god, I'm turned around the wrong way.

[02:43:41] Oh my god.

[02:43:51] Dude!

[02:43:54] I don't understand!

[02:43:59] Oh

[02:44:08] Okay, I'm getting the hang of it I think

[02:44:17] But holy fuck I have to move slow

[02:44:19] Okay, there's a step up here man you got this perfect

[02:44:31] Is this really what it feels like to be 35 living with your parents?

[02:44:39] This is horrible.

[02:44:42] I feel terrible!

[02:44:55] Wait, guys, I got the hang of it!

[02:44:58] Maybe I can even go a little faster?

[02:45:05] Fuck!

[02:45:08] Dave, boy, thank you for the gifted sub.

[02:45:10] I have to swap camera side, okay?

[02:45:17] I have to get up here for sure.

[02:45:25] Come on, man, you got this.

[02:45:36] I

[02:45:47] Did it your master root thingy for the five gifted. Thank you so much

[02:45:54] Wait up Nathan

[02:45:56] Jim yeah, no, I remember from the cave. Yeah. Yeah. No, I yeah feel like we got off on the wrong foot

[02:46:02] I just cut straight to the good stuff. Come with me. It won't take a minute. This is very close

[02:46:09] It's not scammed

[02:46:13] I'm just trying to get you some shoes

[02:46:16] Yeah, because of the bare feet. I don't you know, that's how I that's how I like it. I just do just defeat

[02:46:21] Yeah, but is there maybe just toilet toilet. Yeah, I just need to pee how badly

[02:46:27] Just normal.

[02:46:28] Just normal.

[02:46:29] This is pretty far, man.

[02:46:31] I'm worried about your kidneys.

[02:46:32] I've got strong kidneys.

[02:46:33] Yeah, just go behind his bush.

[02:46:34] I'll wait.

[02:46:35] Ah!

[02:46:36] Ah!

[02:46:37] Ah!

[02:46:38] I got...

[02:46:39] I got...

[02:46:40] He's shy.

[02:46:41] Oh.

[02:46:42] Yeah.

[02:46:43] Yeah, no, you don't want me watching.

[02:46:44] You can watch.

[02:46:45] Why?

[02:46:46] I'll just catch up to you.

[02:46:47] Okay.

[02:46:48] Don't hold it in, mate.

[02:46:49] It's not healthy.

[02:46:50] Oh, no.

[02:46:51] Oh, room.

[02:46:52] Mm-hmm.

[02:46:53] Yeah.

[02:46:54] Oh, room.

[02:46:55] Oh, room.

[02:46:56] Like we said goodbye right here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like a bite

[02:47:05] Wow that was uh that was painful that was something wasn't it?

[02:47:14] I'm getting the hang of it

[02:47:19] I may not be the fastest, but at least I'm not falling on my face

[02:47:26] I'm kind of skipping now.

[02:47:35] Oh, fuck.

[02:47:36] Damn it.

[02:47:37] Fuck!

[02:47:38] I got greedy with the big stride.

[02:47:43] Dude, get up.

[02:47:47] Do not slide down.

[02:47:52] I got greedy with the big stride. Do get up. Do not slide down. I

[02:47:56] Got greedy with the big strides. Why are you facing that way?

[02:48:02] Yes, there we go

[02:48:12] They're doing great man

[02:48:22] You're doing great.

[02:48:24] Deathburger, thanks for the 30 months.

[02:48:27] Just walk forward, bro.

[02:48:30] I'm just, what, what does it look like I'm doing?

[02:48:33] I'm walking just fine.

[02:48:37] Like my strides are a little bit weird and strange,

[02:48:40] but I'm going forward.

[02:48:44] What is that?

[02:48:48] Fuck.

[02:48:48] I thought that was something I could grab.

[02:48:55] I mean, this is not that hard so far.

[02:49:06] Like at first I was a little bit like, it was hard.

[02:49:18] Thank you, boy. Thanks for the gift, son. Thank you.

[02:49:23] Ow.

[02:49:30] Oh, no.

[02:49:35] Okay, well, crossing this plank should not be a problem.

[02:49:39] I see there's a plank down there for if I fall.

[02:49:43] Okay.

[02:49:44] Be careful dude so easy I told you guys it's so easy I know how to walk

[02:50:00] Walk better than Mal. Oh comey thanks for 39 months dude I'm doing great I think I

[02:50:07] I can't even go faster again.

[02:50:16] Fuck!

[02:50:28] Oh my god, look at me go!

[02:50:32] Dude!

[02:50:34] You guys weren't believing in me at all.

[02:50:36] AHHHHHHHHHH!

[02:50:41] Look at the piece!

[02:50:45] Fuck!

[02:50:47] Get up!

[02:50:49] Come on, man, get up!

[02:51:00] Am I going the right way?

[02:51:03] There's a couple- okay, this is probably fine.

[02:51:05] Ah shit.

[02:51:10] Why is his butt so big? Why are you looking at his butt?

[02:51:25] Ah shit. Get up.

[02:51:35] Get up man!

[02:52:00] Can I get up here?

[02:52:07] Oh my god.

[02:52:14] I definitely can't, right?

[02:52:26] Oh my god, dude, I might be the best at walking ever.

[02:52:34] Hey, hey, hey, is this anybody's camp?

[02:52:38] Oh, thirsty.

[02:52:40] Ultra, thanks for three years.

[02:52:43] Oh, sorry.

[02:52:45] Ugh.

[02:52:46] Ugh.

[02:52:47] Ugh.

[02:52:48] Ugh.

[02:52:49] Ugh.

[02:52:50] Ugh.

[02:52:51] Ugh.

[02:52:52] Ugh.

[02:52:53] Ugh.

[02:52:54] Ugh.

[02:52:55] Ugh.

[02:52:56] Is there anybody there?

[02:53:03] Oh god, our bro is in danger.

[02:53:08] Dude, don't eat the soup.

[02:53:13] Don't trust the soup.

[02:53:16] Maybe just taste.

[02:53:23] No!

[02:53:28] Why is he trusting the soup?

[02:53:33] It's too thirsty to resist, I guess.

[02:53:39] While we're at it, upward or back?

[02:53:43] Are you still watching One Piece?

[02:53:45] Gotta go onward and upward, right?

[02:53:48] You know, Johnny gifted a sub to Wubby. Wow, thank you.

[02:53:53] Oh, hey, another newbie!

[02:53:57] Oh, hey, I'm not new.

[02:54:00] Are you new to the me?

[02:54:01] Yeah, no, I just got in.

[02:54:02] I just got in.

[02:54:03] I've just been getting suited up for the hike.

[02:54:05] Uh, is that the grappling hook?

[02:54:07] Yeah.

[02:54:08] I was headed over to the poison swamp.

[02:54:10] Would you, uh, would you wanna join?

[02:54:12] The poison swamp?

[02:54:13] Poison swamp?

[02:54:14] Yeah.

[02:54:15] Dude, no, please.

[02:54:16] Where are you going?

[02:54:17] Uh, I'm, I just, no, I'm just, swamp.

[02:54:19] Oh, no, do you not have a map?

[02:54:21] Uh, kind of like a mental map.

[02:54:22] Oh, no, no, no, look at this.

[02:54:24] Look, this is, uh, this is...

[02:54:25] You know, I got this map.

[02:54:26] It's got everything on it.

[02:54:27] Check it out.

[02:54:28] Ah!

[02:54:29] It's really good.

[02:54:30] Oh, yeah, that looks alright.

[02:54:31] I'm sure Jim meant to give you a copy.

[02:54:32] We should just get him over here.

[02:54:33] Oh, no, that's alright.

[02:54:34] Yeah, he'll come if we scream.

[02:54:35] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[02:54:38] No, no, no, no, it's okay, I'm fine, Jim, I'm fine.

[02:54:42] It's fine, no, no, no, sorry, it's just that we talked about,

[02:54:46] and we decided mutually I shouldn't have a map.

[02:54:49] Shouldn't have a map?

[02:54:50] Oh, yeah, no, we were talking,

[02:54:52] and he looked at me and he said,

[02:54:54] you look kind of a better match than your map.

[02:54:57] Oh, you're elite, okay, yeah, no, I'm new to this.

[02:55:00] My name's Mike, by the way.

[02:55:01] What do you say?

[02:55:02] I'll see you later.

[02:55:03] Ooh!

[02:55:04] Why did he- ooh, we're at him!

[02:55:10] Oh my god.

[02:55:13] Okay, well I guess we go this way.

[02:55:17] Onwards and upwards.

[02:55:22] To adjust foot height.

[02:55:27] Ah, I see.

[02:55:29] Okay, well I haven't needed that so far.

[02:55:33] Okay, let's go this way. Oh, fuck. God damn it. Get up! Get up, asshole. This seems

[02:55:50] like the correct path. You see the pace?

[02:56:10] Looks like I could go this way but there's also stuff ahead.

[02:56:16] What do you guys think?

[02:56:19] I mean, it looks kind of weird over here.

[02:56:23] Left or forward?

[02:56:24] What are we thinking?

[02:56:27] Up.

[02:56:28] Okay, well, this is up.

[02:56:36] Oh, I tripped.

[02:56:42] Tripped well we didn't fall down. That's okay. It's okay

[02:56:54] Fuck

[02:56:57] You know as long as he doesn't fall down the side of the mountain and I'm not super worried about it

[02:57:02] Yeah, we're to talk who thinks for eight months, maybe we can go up this way.

[02:57:23] No we definitely can go up this way.

[02:57:28] I'm determined to go up this way.

[02:57:31] I'm Determined!

[02:57:32] Wee-ee.

[02:57:33] Yogurt! Ten months, hello!

[02:57:40] Oh no, oh no. Fine, fine.

[02:57:57] Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

[02:57:59] Rock saved me.

[02:58:01] Now, where the fuck up, do you think I can go this way?

[02:58:19] If I'm very careful, I think I can go up this way.

[02:58:26] Ow!

[02:58:29] Big real, thank you for the teargifted!

[02:58:35] Oh!

[02:58:43] Shit!

[02:58:51] God!

[02:58:56] I'm up!

[02:59:03] Fuck!

[02:59:08] Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

[02:59:16] When you're walking, get so hard!

[02:59:23] Oh, thank you for the five gifted.

[02:59:30] Thank you.

[02:59:31] Thank you so much.

[02:59:36] Oh lord.

[02:59:40] This looks like a good way up.

[02:59:52] Oh, there's flowers up there! How beautiful!

[02:59:56] Nick's bun, 53 months! Thank you!

[03:00:03] Oh, oh, fuck.

[03:00:06] Oh, look! A waterfall!

[03:00:08] And there's another...

[03:00:12] There's another giant candle thing at the top of the hill.

[03:00:16] But it's way, way up there.

[03:00:22] Beautiful flowers.

[03:00:36] You guys think I can walk through the river?

[03:00:39] Oh, oh it's a rabbit.

[03:00:42] It scared the fuck out of me.

[03:00:45] Oh shit.

[03:00:48] Oh, shit.

[03:00:51] Uh, falling in the river would probably be pretty bad, I would think.

[03:00:56] It's probably how you end up back at the bottom.

[03:01:01] Oh my god.

[03:01:09] Why is this bridge so narrow compared to the other one?

[03:01:25] Baby steps.

[03:01:26] Fuck!

[03:01:39] Oh my god, it's so far to go!

[03:02:27] oh my god what's the fuck

[03:02:46] dude

[03:02:57] Everything's going great so far!

[03:03:18] As long as I don't slip on these rocks.

[03:03:23] Careful!

[03:03:39] We're fine.

[03:03:43] Oh my god!

[03:03:45] This is such a struggle.

[03:03:53] I feel like we're going back down this way now.

[03:04:08] I might have to go back.

[03:04:11] It's not just been a different way, I don't know.

[03:04:17] Ah, fuck.

[03:04:19] Maybe I can go here?

[03:04:22] Damn it

[03:04:24] Oh, that could have been horrible.

[03:04:54] But I think that this is the right way.

[03:05:06] Okay, you know what?

[03:05:21] We're going to go around this tall ass rock.

[03:05:25] I won't make the same mistake twice.

[03:05:28] Oh my god!

[03:05:37] Okay, but it wasn't the same mistake.

[03:05:46] It was just a similar mistake.

[03:06:12] No, no.

[03:06:16] Little baby steps, yo game lion, thanks for 8 months and skiddy, thanks for 9 months.

[03:06:30] Happy 5 months furry girl.

[03:06:32] I'm not a furry.

[03:06:39] My heart is beating so fast.

[03:06:52] King Jyn, 32 months, thank you so much.

[03:06:55] We found steps up, great.

[03:07:00] We are back on-

[03:07:01] Oh my god.

[03:07:10] Oh no!

[03:07:19] We can't afford to fall again!

[03:07:27] Fuck!

[03:07:28] Okay, well this looks like the correct way.

[03:07:37] Fuck!

[03:07:38] Oh my god!

[03:07:44] There we go.

[03:07:46] some pace.

[03:08:16] Okay, so it looks like the way up might be to the left, but I'm curious what this is

[03:08:22] over here.

[03:08:23] I'm going to go take a look.

[03:08:40] the waterfall again a pizza

[03:09:02] okay we've made it pretty far up look at that

[03:09:10] I think the water is very dangerous.

[03:09:34] No, no, get up, get up!

[03:09:36] No!

[03:09:41] Dude!

[03:09:44] Dude, there's no way!

[03:09:48] NGI okay, thank you for the four blocks.

[03:09:51] Dude!

[03:10:04] Oh

[03:10:09] No, it won't stop

[03:10:18] Am I done

[03:10:34] Dude, where are we oh?

[03:10:48] My god, dude, it's all this is like all the way at the start

[03:10:58] Well, I know the route guys don't worry

[03:11:01] I'm back in the favelas.

[03:11:06] Dude, that was brutal.

[03:11:11] Oh, I hate the bomb.

[03:11:14] Thank you, Frog.

[03:11:16] I can't believe that.

[03:11:28] Every time I spammed spacebar he would start flopping around like a fish too.

[03:11:33] Yo Gale Tempus, thanks for the six months.

[03:11:37] Oh wait, wait, this is the camp.

[03:11:39] Wait, I was going the wrong way.

[03:11:43] Fuck, well...

[03:11:47] Welp, time to go back the other way.

[03:11:54] At least I figured I had a lock, kinda.

[03:11:58] This looks like a short cut!

[03:12:05] This is fine, guys.

[03:12:18] Nobody worry.

[03:12:23] Oh my god, the splits, okay.

[03:12:49] This is a completely different route from what I did before.

[03:13:08] Do you guys think I can climb up this way?

[03:13:09] It looks kind of slippery, but I- oh, it's mud.

[03:13:14] I think I can do it!

[03:13:18] That was a really long slip-in slide. Keep at it only 22 more hours till you finish the 24-hour game.

[03:13:28] Right. Game. You're just playing the game.

[03:13:35] Maybe I can't go this way. Maybe this way.

[03:13:39] Okay, what if I go fast?

[03:13:46] Yo rocking red mint thingy for one year?

[03:13:50] Eep!

[03:13:54] Fuck it, well I tried.

[03:14:00] The mod was too slippery.

[03:14:02] Yo, arcaloaks, thank you for the prime!

[03:14:06] Fuck!

[03:14:07] Fuck!

[03:14:08] Get up, man! Get up, you asshole!

[03:14:26] Okay, we have to remember to be very, very careful of the water.

[03:14:38] Maybe here?

[03:14:50] My foot's stuck.

[03:14:51] My foot's stuck.

[03:14:52] My foot's stuck.

[03:14:53] We're fine.

[03:14:54] Okay.

[03:14:55] We're fine, okay

[03:15:09] Oh no

[03:15:26] Fuck

[03:15:30] Are we in the mud I think we're in the mud it's kind of scary you know noon 37 months, uh, oh

[03:15:39] Oh, oh my god, there's no way dude. There's no way get me up. Get me up. Please please get me up

[03:15:55] Okay, if we walk rock to rock, maybe we won't slip in the mud.

[03:16:15] Hello? Yo, Uncle Dude, thank you for the prime. Um, guys, that guy does not seem okay.

[03:16:35] Wait, let's try to go this way.

[03:16:38] Oh, shit! Sorry, I didn't see you there.

[03:16:41] Oh, no worries.

[03:16:42] Uh, you alright?

[03:16:43] You all right?

[03:16:45] Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

[03:16:47] OK, cool.

[03:16:48] I stepped on him.

[03:16:50] I'm Nate.

[03:16:50] Horace.

[03:16:51] Nice.

[03:16:52] You're great, you're looking good.

[03:16:53] Thanks, buddy.

[03:16:54] I got a little stuck.

[03:16:56] Oh, yeah, yeah, a little stuck in the mud.

[03:16:58] Oh, yeah, I've been here for a while.

[03:17:00] That's cool with me.

[03:17:02] You're doing so good.

[03:17:03] Oh, yeah.

[03:17:04] Yeah, you are.

[03:17:06] Can you give me some pointers?

[03:17:07] You want advice?

[03:17:09] Yeah, like a little advice.

[03:17:11] That really helped me.

[03:17:12] Okay, um, yeah, um, just, um, man up.

[03:17:19] Oh, I mean, like, cause it's so slippery and steep.

[03:17:21] I just, I feel like you're kind of a, made a male.

[03:17:28] Okay.

[03:17:28] No, it's just not like, no, sorry.

[03:17:30] Just what about affirmations?

[03:17:32] Affirmations.

[03:17:34] Yeah.

[03:17:34] They're like, you just say them every day and they, they make you feel better.

[03:17:38] Like, I'm in control of my own happiness.

[03:17:40] This guy is a genius.

[03:17:42] No, you are. Like, I get better every single day.

[03:17:47] I get better every single day.

[03:17:49] That's good. Yeah, keep saying it.

[03:17:51] I get better every single day.

[03:17:53] Yeah.

[03:17:54] I get better every single day.

[03:17:56] Good, good.

[03:17:58] I get better every single day.

[03:18:05] Well, I'm still using M.D. Step up here.

[03:18:08] OK, goodbye, friend.

[03:18:11] Bye! Nice meeting you!

[03:18:15] I think he died.

[03:18:21] Hey, this seems like a good path!

[03:18:25] Maybe the guy that's dead in the mudskip was like actually crazy.

[03:18:34] Oh, fuck!

[03:18:36] I get better every single day. I get better every single day.

[03:18:54] Wait, look kinda close to the top.

[03:19:00] I get better every single day.

[03:19:06] I get better every single day.

[03:19:14] Oh no, there's a water thing here.

[03:19:21] Tully 50 months and base player six months. Thank you

[03:19:45] Guys I'm scared I can't go back to the bottom

[03:19:51] We did it!

[03:19:58] Let's go!

[03:20:07] Looks like there's some kind of bridge over here.

[03:20:26] I don't see an option to get onto the bridge.

[03:20:31] Shit.

[03:20:32] Bridge looks broken.

[03:20:35] Wait, we're really close to the top though.

[03:20:41] Oh wait, this is close to where I died.

[03:20:44] I remember this part.

[03:21:05] Excellent.

[03:21:09] Okay, next dangerous part.

[03:21:13] I think I almost died here last time.

[03:21:35] Woo!

[03:21:36] Irvingke, thank you for the two months.

[03:21:48] We can do this.

[03:21:51] We can do this!

[03:21:55] Lock the fucking...

[03:22:03] I'm getting pretty good!

[03:22:05] I just tricked, but I'm pretty good besides that.

[03:22:12] Oh, shit.

[03:22:15] I get better every day.

[03:22:24] I get better every day.

[03:22:35] That was almost fucking terrible.

[03:22:45] Do you guys believe in me?

[03:22:47] I feel like I can make it this time.

[03:22:49] Crusty Bozo, thanks for the five months.

[03:22:56] I was a little too greedy at the waterfall before.

[03:23:03] Baby steps.

[03:23:05] I'm up.

[03:23:12] Okay, I kind of want to see what's this way.

[03:23:25] I didn't check it out before.

[03:23:30] or pizza.

[03:23:45] Oh my god.

[03:23:52] Wait, what is that?

[03:23:57] Can I get that?

[03:24:00] What the hell is that?

[03:24:26] I gotta try to get it, whatever the fuck it is.

[03:24:29] How do I even get to that?

[03:24:48] Can I even get it?

[03:24:49] Am I crazy for trying this?

[03:24:54] Cars, I don't know if I can get that.

[03:25:18] Oh!

[03:25:45] Why do we fall?

[03:25:47] so we can learn to take ourselves up.

[03:25:57] It's getting dark outside the game.

[03:25:59] I

[03:26:16] Fuck fuck

[03:26:29] Okay, I'm up.

[03:26:31] Yo, Clipper 101, thanks for the four months.

[03:26:35] Oh my god, I'm alive.

[03:26:47] And what am I supposed to do here?

[03:27:11] I

[03:27:41] There's no fucking way.

[03:28:10] You will never reach the summit.

[03:28:12] You will never find the love of your life at the summit who looks like this and is a

[03:28:16] cutie pie mountain girl.

[03:28:18] You will never be protagonist in an anime.

[03:28:20] You have walking powers that allow you to overcome, yo.

[03:28:24] Good one.

[03:28:40] So what's the move here?

[03:28:55] Icarus, thanks for the seven months.

[03:29:01] God, get up! You pathetic!

[03:29:04] No walking guy!

[03:29:10] Like what am I supposed to do here?

[03:29:19] Oh

[03:29:32] Shit

[03:29:49] I don't think this is right either.

[03:30:13] Oh, no, no, get up, get up.

[03:30:22] Oh my gosh.

[03:30:24] Oh, I guess it was just the angle was weird.

[03:30:28] I don't know.

[03:30:31] Wait, could I have gotten up, gotten up from this side the whole time?

[03:30:42] Oh, actually, maybe I can't.

[03:30:44] I think it's too tall from the main road.

[03:30:48] Wait, can I even get back up?

[03:30:57] Let's go.

[03:31:04] You know, hybrid Kyle, thank you for the four months.

[03:31:07] No!

[03:31:08] Oh my god.

[03:31:09] Okay, I'm going to try to get up from here.

[03:31:15] Fuck.

[03:31:16] Oh my god.

[03:31:17] I think it's possible.

[03:31:18] Yo, come on.

[03:31:19] Come on.

[03:31:20] Fuck.

[03:31:24] Ah!

[03:31:25] Oh my god.

[03:31:26] I think it's possible.

[03:31:27] Yo, Crunkable, thank you for the prime.

[03:31:31] I think I can do it.

[03:31:34] Oh, fuck.

[03:31:36] Ah!

[03:31:38] Okay, perfect.

[03:31:40] Perfect.

[03:31:42] Oh no.

[03:31:43] Okay, you're tenner, thank you for the two.

[03:32:11] He's reaching out his arm.

[03:32:39] It looks like it's still too far away!

[03:32:45] Oh my god, dude, I just want this stupid glowing thing!

[03:32:52] I don't even know what it is!

[03:33:05] Come on.

[03:33:12] Oh, come on.

[03:33:20] No, I don't think I have to stand on it because it looked like he was trying to reach out to

[03:33:26] grab it.

[03:33:27] Never got close enough.

[03:33:42] Wow, happy six months, Emmy.

[03:33:44] Sarah, thanks for the six months!

[03:33:47] Happy six months.

[03:33:53] Oh, no!

[03:33:54] Oh

[03:34:08] I'm getting this thing

[03:34:10] Maybe I need to like grab it while I'm falling because like I still don't really see how

[03:34:36] How do I get close enough to it?

[03:34:43] Dude.

[03:34:46] Come on!

[03:34:52] Oh!

[03:34:54] Ow!

[03:34:56] That looked painful.

[03:35:02] It's all painful.

[03:35:15] PUSH IT!

[03:35:32] How do I get out of the branch so easily the first attempt that I made it up to the top?

[03:35:59] I don't understand Dave boy thanks for the gift sub

[03:36:17] Oh my god, guys, this is impossible!

[03:36:31] This is impossible!

[03:36:41] I don't know if any human can do it, guys!

[03:37:11] I just want to know what it is!

[03:37:15] Just use your arms.

[03:37:42] I'm trying get it dude you can totally reach that

[03:37:56] I got it!

[03:38:03] Oh, that was so good.

[03:38:12] Yes, not a stringent at all.

[03:38:15] Just perfect and jammy and funky purse.

[03:38:25] All of that for that. Was that that was it?

[03:38:31] Was that it?

[03:38:33] Your job o 76 Patty I am yes she bae and she dotty. Thank you guys for the resubs

[03:38:40] It was a persimmon or whatever

[03:38:48] Deserved totally worth it that was not worth it at all

[03:38:53] Oh my god, I just got a cut seed.

[03:39:00] I've been eating a fucking orange.

[03:39:02] What even is a persimmon? I've never had one.

[03:39:13] The blood moon.

[03:39:23] Oh no, I hear the river.

[03:39:30] Oh yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.

[03:39:36] You know, Bungie upscale, thanks for the eight months.

[03:39:43] Easy, I got greedy last time, I was trying to get my foot as close to the water as I

[03:40:02] just possible now how long it take me to get all the way back up here not

[03:40:13] Not including the orange fiasco.

[03:40:39] We're almost at the top!

[03:40:43] oh come on dude get up come on

[03:41:13] oooh!

[03:41:15] eep!

[03:41:17] eep!

[03:41:20] eep!

[03:41:25] ugh

[03:41:28] ugh

[03:41:31] eep

[03:41:39] f***

[03:41:41] Almost there.

[03:41:47] It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.

[03:42:03] Oh my god, look how sweaty his back is. Jesus Christ, man.

[03:42:08] Jesus Christ.

[03:42:15] Yeah, so he needs a new onesie real bad.

[03:42:29] Where's his parents when you need them?

[03:42:31] Oh my god.

[03:42:37] I don't know.

[03:42:52] Oh my god.

[03:42:55] Staircase to the top.

[03:42:58] See there's another path to the left there.

[03:43:08] We made it!

[03:43:13] We made it!

[03:43:19] Oh, sorry! Oh, I don't mind! I do! I do! Sorry, I'm moving!

[03:43:26] A doggy?

[03:43:31] Well, maybe I'm not.

[03:43:37] Oh!

[03:43:38] Well, shall we continue?

[03:43:50] What do you guys think?

[03:44:03] More of this game or next game?

[03:44:08] Okay, we'll go next yeah jeans you thank you for the 28 months. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you

[03:44:25] all right well out that was fun I mean it was it didn't it wasn't as stressful as some of the

[03:44:33] other games like that I've played like uh only up

[03:44:40] you live on 47 months welcome back

[03:44:45] aboba

[03:44:50] water park simulator another game I do not have and have never played

[03:45:00] okay

[03:45:03] Yes.

[03:45:04] Okay.

[03:45:05] Be right back while it downloads.

[03:45:06] Good news.

[03:45:07] Okay, be right back while it downloads.

[03:45:57] Thank you.

[03:46:04] Thank you.

[03:46:09] Thank you.

[03:46:15] Thank you.

[03:46:21] She's on her little bird perch.

[03:46:45] Yo chaos drapey on, thank you for the five gifted and cam seed.

[03:46:50] Thanks for subbing.

[03:47:16] Twitch channel name

[03:47:19] Switch integration allows you to rename park visitors or staff members after your channel's chat members enter your twitch channel name and press connect

[03:47:25] Afterwards, some of your channel can use visitor hire me to be added to the queue of visitor and staff member names

[03:47:32] respectively

[03:47:33] Trash girls at M or F after their command if they'd like to be specifically male or female. Oh, that's cool

[03:47:40] You know it's your D. Thanks for the eight months

[03:47:43] Okay

[03:47:46] Connected, so it's um, Exhibition Point, Visit, or Exhibition Point, Hire Me, and then M for Male, F for Female.

[03:47:56] I guess.

[03:48:00] Name your park!

[03:48:05] Chormland!

[03:48:08] Uh, we will do Normal.

[03:48:16] New day, new life.

[03:48:19] You quit your hated job and used your last savings to chase a dream.

[03:48:22] You bought an old abandoned water park.

[03:48:24] Can you restore it to its former glory, or will it fail just like it did under its previous

[03:48:28] owner?

[03:48:29] Okay.

[03:48:30] Use such hammer to clear the entrance.

[03:48:36] That red evolved is trash.

[03:48:44] This dusty, broken-down water park has definitely seen some better days, but you're here to change all that first

[03:48:50] Let's clear out the old buildings. Use your sledgehammer to demolish old buildings

[03:48:59] So demolishing this pool

[03:49:01] Not exactly 5 star cleansing, there's hot trashes everywhere, and let's be real, no

[03:49:12] one's letting up to relax extra pile of old soda cans.

[03:49:15] Grab a trash bag, clean up the mess, and toss it all by holding right click into the dumpster.

[03:49:20] Okay.

[03:49:22] Okay.

[03:49:30] No space in inventory.

[03:49:37] Acquires trash bag, okay.

[03:49:41] I'll drop my hammer for now then.

[03:49:51] Dantantoo!

[03:49:59] Trash full!

[03:50:07] You can answer new newspapers from the entrance windows.

[03:50:11] Okay, I'm just picking up some of this trash first.

[03:50:14] Down down down!

[03:50:21] Down down!

[03:50:26] Down down down!

[03:50:30] Can you have a water problem without a pool?

[03:50:35] Each pool you build raises a number of max gas you're parking at.

[03:50:38] Press B to open the building menu.

[03:50:40] Select a rusty pool and place the blueprint in your chosen spot.

[03:50:43] okay rusty pool will build it right here I guess and uh all right well I did it I

[03:51:04] I guess I should clear out some of the other shit.

[03:51:12] Okay, find the water plug in the pool and close it to fill the pool with water.

[03:51:18] Yay!

[03:51:21] Build a rusty diving board.

[03:51:24] Okay, great.

[03:51:31] Who's ready to swim, guys?

[03:51:33] Preparations are done, go to the ticket office and open the park with the button on the wall.

[03:51:37] Once you're open for business, start selling those tickets.

[03:51:39] Choose the right time, age, and past time, and print them out and press it to your eager guests.

[03:51:44] Let them come.

[03:51:44] Okay, who's ready to come to the park?

[03:51:50] A time?

[03:51:53] I guess adult.

[03:52:01] How do I open the park?

[03:52:02] Did I fuck up?

[03:52:04] Oh shit.

[03:52:14] Ah, here we go.

[03:52:16] The park is open guys!

[03:52:21] And they're already here!

[03:52:28] You call this service? What did I do wrong?

[03:52:31] I've been waiting forever, you just got here!

[03:52:36] Oh, you gave the wrong ticket!

[03:52:38] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I fucked up.

[03:52:51] Oh, I fucked up.

[03:52:54] Okay, I see now I have to customize the tickets.

[03:52:59] Excuse me.

[03:53:00] Six hours senior.

[03:53:02] Yes, yes, of course.

[03:53:07] Here you go.

[03:53:10] Excellent.

[03:53:11] Of senior for seven or for six hours.

[03:53:15] Yes, of course.

[03:53:20] This is tough.

[03:53:22] Oh shit, wrong thing.

[03:53:31] I don't need flyers!

[03:53:35] Ticket cheaters, a guest has sneaked into the park without a valid ticket.

[03:53:39] What?!

[03:53:40] You can spot them quite easily, they're missing a bracelet.

[03:53:42] Push them out with right click to send a message.

[03:53:43] No ticket, no fun.

[03:53:45] Who's not supposed to be here?

[03:53:48] Who doesn't have- oh shit!

[03:53:51] You!

[03:53:53] Caution, what for?

[03:53:55] Guests occasionally have puddles of water when they step out of the pool.

[03:53:58] Grab your trusty mop and clean up or someone takes a tumble.

[03:54:01] Okay?

[03:54:02] Get out of here!

[03:54:04] Get out of here!

[03:54:06] You're not allowed in here!

[03:54:13] Alright, where's um...

[03:54:15] Are you allowed in here?

[03:54:17] Where's my mop? Oh, the mop's over here. No space in inventory. I guess I will put

[03:54:32] Put down the med kit.

[03:54:35] Oh fuck!

[03:54:45] I guess that's why you clean up the puddles.

[03:54:57] Use the map to clean up the puddles.

[03:54:59] How do I look at the map?

[03:55:02] Guys, I think that they like the park.

[03:55:15] From Splash to Cash, let me just at the beginning, slides are the real stars of the water park.

[03:55:19] But everyone's a thrill seeker, make sure to check if guest wants a slide pass.

[03:55:24] Okay.

[03:55:28] I can do that.

[03:55:29] Okay, I'm gonna work on building more pools so I can have more guests

[03:55:45] Why would you walk in front of me while I'm trying to do that?

[03:55:51] That's not even my fault

[03:55:53] I'm trying to clean up the park.

[03:56:09] Once I clean all this up, it's slide time.

[03:56:15] Okay.

[03:56:17] Uh, slide.

[03:56:20] Rusty slide.

[03:56:22] how do I rotate it? Can I rotate it? Oh, Q&E.

[03:56:29] Oh, frick, I don't have space where I wanted to put it.

[03:56:40] Guys, my design is horrible for my water park. It's horrible.

[03:56:50] From Schiltzer Elite, throwing on a water park is fun, but even the most energetic guests

[03:56:57] need a break.

[03:56:58] Set up comfy loungers for relaxation, make sure toilets are nearby when nature calls.

[03:57:03] Tired or desperate guests won't stay long.

[03:57:06] Okay, um, we will make some lawn chairs.

[03:57:16] Perfect.

[03:57:17] Excuse me!

[03:57:18] Okay, perfect.

[03:57:19] The guests are liking it, and we'll also build a rusty toilet.

[03:57:37] We'll build that right next to the pool, and we'll build it in the corner.

[03:57:44] We'll build it way back in the corner.

[03:57:46] One more guest hit the streets with your flyers print a few and share them with pedestrians

[03:57:58] to spark interest in your water park.

[03:58:00] Okay, we have enough for six guests to stay.

[03:58:04] Oh, hello!

[03:58:06] Uh, adult six hours.

[03:58:08] Yes, of course.

[03:58:13] There you go.

[03:58:15] 15 four hours

[03:58:20] Excellent

[03:58:23] I printed the wrong ticket. Oh, I didn't give them a slide pass. I think that's the problem. I'm so sorry

[03:58:38] Great everything is going great

[03:58:45] Um, hello people outside.

[03:58:49] May I interest you in the pool?

[03:58:54] Uh, hello?

[03:58:56] Hello?

[03:58:58] Already wants a ticket.

[03:59:03] Okay, perfect.

[03:59:05] Um, great, great, great, great, watch you laugh in my face.

[03:59:10] For what?

[03:59:13] Hello?

[03:59:21] Four hour senior with the slide pass.

[03:59:25] Great, great, great.

[03:59:29] Hello we are full.

[03:59:31] Six hour senior slide pass.

[03:59:35] This is going great so far.

[03:59:38] Okay we're past capacity.

[03:59:40] So I need to give five flyers out, I see.

[03:59:49] Oh, there's people!

[03:59:58] He didn't like it.

[03:59:59] Okay, you.

[04:00:01] BORING!

[04:00:04] Nobody wants to come to my water park!

[04:00:07] BORING!

[04:00:10] What the heck? Okay, well, I only need to give out one more.

[04:00:14] Okay, teen six hour slide pass.

[04:00:17] Perfect.

[04:00:21] One more flyer.

[04:00:23] Excuse me, ma'am.

[04:00:26] Your progress fuels discovery.

[04:00:28] You gain XP from every action you take.

[04:00:30] And once you gather it enough,

[04:00:32] you'll earn a research point.

[04:00:33] However, to the research table in the tool shed

[04:00:35] and unlock the hot dog stand.

[04:00:37] Hot dogs at the pool?

[04:00:39] at the pool park?

[04:00:42] Dude, hell yeah.

[04:00:43] Oh my gosh, they're having such a great time.

[04:00:49] Okay, hot dog stand.

[04:00:55] Okay, we will build them a hot dog stand.

[04:01:02] I'm sure they will be so happy.

[04:01:05] Okay, perfect, what do you guys think of the park so far, it's beautiful, right?

[04:01:17] Hot dog shortage, oh, you're standing out of hot dogs, no one comes to a water park for

[04:01:20] just the water, right?

[04:01:22] Spread across the street to the store and grab a box of fresh hot dogs, okay.

[04:01:29] On my way, oh, hello, hello ma'am.

[04:01:33] There you go.

[04:01:41] Now to the store.

[04:01:50] I've got the hot dogs.

[04:01:53] I've got the hot dogs.

[04:01:58] Not all guests are equal.

[04:01:59] Oh, okay, so every now and then a special guest might show up some loud some funny

[04:02:04] Some just plain stinky keep an eye on them make sure they'll spoil the fun for your regular guests

[04:02:15] My supposed to I have to sell the hot dogs. Oh, okay, so

[04:02:29] What a fucking jackass!

[04:02:34] We took all of them!

[04:02:36] I can't believe this!

[04:02:38] Yeah, absolute pandemonium!

[04:02:46] Dude, I need to hire some helpers.

[04:02:50] Okay, so no! No!

[04:02:52] Be gone! Be gone!

[04:02:57] Be gone!

[04:02:59] Yeah, get out of here, asshole!

[04:03:04] Oh, why does no one want my hot dogs?

[04:03:11] Excuse me, can I interest you in a hot dog?

[04:03:14] Oh, hello, a hot dog?

[04:03:19] Okay, three more hot dogs.

[04:03:22] Guys, I think that the water parks a success so far.

[04:03:28] So far, let's clean up some trash.

[04:03:34] People are going to like the trash.

[04:03:37] Who's shit in front of the hot dog stand?

[04:03:50] Oh, hello.

[04:03:51] Adult eight hours slide pass.

[04:03:54] OK.

[04:03:56] I got you.

[04:03:57] Welcome.

[04:03:58] Welcome to the park.

[04:04:03] Um, why does no one seem to want to buy a hot dog?

[04:04:13] Guys?

[04:04:17] Is anyone hungry?

[04:04:21] Hey, what's wrong?

[04:04:28] There's the pools dirty oh

[04:04:34] Oh, oh no no guys, please don't leave please don't leave I can clean the pool

[04:04:45] Okay, I cleaned it up guys everyone's happy now right yay, they're happy

[04:04:50] Everyone's having a wonderful time. I'm so glad

[04:04:54] Okay, no one's asking for tickets

[04:04:59] Requires my oh my god, okay. I have them up. Oh, it's dirt. Oh, it's it's filthy. Why is it so filthy? Maybe that's why no one's hungry

[04:05:17] I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry Eleanor. I'm so sorry anyone clean this

[04:05:22] And what's so dirty about it? Oh, oh, oh you have to I'm sorry

[04:05:28] The pool was filthy.

[04:05:31] Okay, I understand now.

[04:05:35] Um, does anyone want a hot dog now?

[04:05:45] Um, hot dog?

[04:05:52] Anyone?

[04:05:55] Guys, did I mess something up?

[04:06:02] Oh, oh, oh, okay, perfect.

[04:06:10] Daily report, park for stage zero stars, minus 225 profit.

[04:06:18] Bad reviews, I saw something disgusting, I need a shower, I had bad service, I can't

[04:06:22] find a trash bin.

[04:06:29] Guys, the water park was a failure today.

[04:06:35] Well, I'll just clean up and then tomorrow will be better.

[04:06:41] Right, guys?

[04:06:48] Everything will get better tomorrow.

[04:06:51] Um, why don't I make-

[04:06:55] I'm gonna make another pool so we can have more people.

[04:07:00] This might be a bad idea, but um,

[04:07:03] I'm sure it- it will pay off in the long run.

[04:07:08] Right?

[04:07:21] Yeah, it's in best.

[04:07:25] Yay!

[04:07:29] New research points.

[04:07:31] Great, great.

[04:07:32] Okay, let's see what we unlocked.

[04:07:36] My park looks like shit right now.

[04:07:38] Um, one research point.

[04:07:41] Oh, I have to be level one, though.

[04:07:43] Okay, well I can't do anything yet.

[04:07:46] Unfortunately.

[04:07:47] Okay, what else can I build?

[04:07:49] I have 80 dollars.

[04:07:53] Uh, we're gonna add more lounge chairs, I guess.

[04:08:00] Can you paper the hospital bill for my fractured skull from the next day?

[04:08:05] DENCH!

[04:08:06] I'm sorry, but why would you walk in front of my sledgehammer?

[04:08:13] Alright, 20 bucks left.

[04:08:18] Can I break this thing?

[04:08:19] Oh, no this is just part of the uh, okay.

[04:08:31] Alright, sleepy time!

[04:08:36] Would you guys come swim at my water park?

[04:08:39] We're gonna open the park guys and sell some hot dogs today hopefully.

[04:08:45] Yo, Rose from the Ash, this takes you 23 months.

[04:08:52] Deadlock coming soon.

[04:08:53] Trademarky munchies.

[04:08:54] Alright guys, who wants to come to my water park?

[04:08:59] Who wants to come to the water park, everyone line up?

[04:09:07] Where is everybody?

[04:09:08] Clean the pool?

[04:09:09] Are the pools dirty?

[04:09:10] Oh, oh, oh, I'm draining it!

[04:09:11] dirty oh oh I'm draining it no no I didn't mean to drain it buggy up scale

[04:09:21] theme for the gifted and straight thanks 22 months four hours adults slide past

[04:09:30] there you go okay um four hours teen no slide past excuse me where is your wrist

[04:09:41] band get out of here where's your wrist band get out of my fucking

[04:09:50] establishment six hours adults slide past when can I hire employees I would

[04:09:59] Totally come swim at your water park. Yeah once because I'd die on that diving ball

[04:10:07] It's very safe

[04:10:10] Everything good, okay, they think that is nice and clean

[04:10:16] The water seems clean

[04:10:20] Clean pool

[04:10:22] You want me to visit the water park where you live out front in a tent?

[04:10:26] Yeah, sure.

[04:10:27] Yes, it's great here!

[04:10:31] I know staff.

[04:10:33] Guys, anyone want to buy a hot dog?

[04:10:36] Ranchos is injured?

[04:10:45] Um, um, I think I put the, um,

[04:10:50] But I think I put the diving board in a bad spot.

[04:11:00] So I can fix this.

[04:11:09] I can fix this guys.

[04:11:14] Don't even worry, huh, don't use the diving board, no, I need the versatile sledgehammer.

[04:11:31] Oh my god, okay, it's, oh no, why are you mad, what happened, oh you're not supposed

[04:11:42] to be here. Get out of the park! Oh, it's dirty! Oh, I'm so sorry! Oh, look, those

[04:11:58] slides are filthy. I have to clean everything! Oh, pop dog. Add ketchup. Okay, two more hot

[04:12:09] dogs. Man this is hard work.

[04:12:21] Oh we have to clean all the chairs too. I don't realize. The diving board is

[04:12:31] filthy I'm seeing cleaner places oh hot dog I'd catch up yes ma'am yeah it's all

[04:12:53] One more one more hot dog and we're good to go

[04:12:57] Stinky ass part egg out of here

[04:13:01] Yeah, you didn't but paper a ticket a four-hour senior slide pass

[04:13:15] What the fuck guys

[04:13:17] Who's shitting the pool?

[04:13:21] What the fuck?

[04:13:23] D-Sync, thanks for six months, dude.

[04:13:26] What the fuck?

[04:13:28] How are these guests so dirty?

[04:13:30] I don't understand.

[04:13:32] Who did this?

[04:13:36] How?

[04:13:38] Oh, a guest is waiting to buy a ticket.

[04:13:43] How is it so bad?

[04:13:52] Oh my gosh, I'm trying so hard to keep everything clean

[04:14:03] Trying so hard

[04:14:05] Bro, all I do is fucking clean.

[04:14:11] These people are disgusting.

[04:14:13] What kind of papapaki is this?

[04:14:17] Popo park.

[04:14:20] I think it's a great park.

[04:14:22] Would you like to buy a hot dog?

[04:14:25] Oh, you can tell they're thinking about how clean it is.

[04:14:33] Lovely.

[04:14:34] Hot dog? Anybody? I don't know what my hot dogs. This is not in great shape. Hey! Who

[04:14:48] drained the water? Oh my god, who drained the water? Oh my god, you idiots!

[04:14:55] Repair the pool.

[04:15:02] Where'd my hammer go?

[04:15:15] No one wants to buy a fucking hot dog, dude!

[04:15:29] Oh, hello.

[04:15:34] Um, guys, this is stressing me out so much.

[04:15:38] I don't think I'm fit to run a water park.

[04:15:43] oh my god you guys are fucking animals oh oh hot dog plane there you go I beat

[04:16:03] the tutorial now it's taught now they've learned the basics time to earn your

[04:16:08] first star park prestige stars a lock exciting your research and attraction

[04:16:12] check your task list and get started.

[04:16:18] We have to re-stock the hot dog stand.

[04:16:24] Yo, Loper, thank you for the eight months.

[04:16:27] I don't have any space.

[04:16:31] Hey, it's, it's uh, Saba and a little duck.

[04:16:35] Or a little goose.

[04:16:37] How cute.

[04:16:42] I need a trash bag guys there's so much to do how is it so messy I don't

[04:16:53] understand like how are they

[04:17:01] There's a customer.

[04:17:08] Hello?

[04:17:10] Uh, four hours senior pass.

[04:17:14] Slide pass.

[04:17:17] Well I saw someone walking without buying a band.

[04:17:22] Hey!

[04:17:24] Get over here piece of shit!

[04:17:27] Ah, asshole.

[04:17:33] Gotta clean this slide for sure.

[04:17:37] Here's another guest.

[04:17:41] Uh, six hour senior.

[04:17:46] There you go.

[04:17:47] Oh my god!

[04:17:52] Build a shower and a trash bin.

[04:17:54] Okay, we need to build a trash bin for sure.

[04:17:57] Dude, these guys are fucking animals!

[04:18:14] Four hours.

[04:18:17] Team slide pass.

[04:18:18] There you go.

[04:18:20] All right, who else is coming to visit the visit the pool guys

[04:18:32] Your research points

[04:18:35] Okay, we need trash bins and showers for sure. Oh, well me prepare

[04:18:47] Perfect

[04:18:50] I'm so sorry!

[04:18:53] I'm just trying to fix the slide and he was in the way.

[04:19:06] It looks like one of your guests has gotten coltied in the diving board. Approach the guest to give him a little encouragement.

[04:19:10] Sometimes it needs a gentle push so they can take the plunge.

[04:19:14] You're- eh, you're blocking everyone else!

[04:19:19] Perfect.

[04:19:20] Everything is going great. Could it be better? Do I see that? Hey! You've been

[04:19:31] caught. Okay, uh, can I research? One star. Oh, I need to get one star? I need one

[04:19:44] One star to unlock other stuff.

[04:19:53] Guys, no more guests are coming to visit.

[04:20:01] Maybe they keep hearing bad things.

[04:20:03] I don't know.

[04:20:08] I'm gonna build two diving boards.

[04:20:23] Guys, where is everybody?

[04:20:27] No one's coming to the park.

[04:20:31] I guess I have to go give away some flyers. I don't know.

[04:20:34] Oh, okay, people are coming, at least one guy's coming.

[04:20:41] Oh my god, it's a fucking person trying to skip the ticket line.

[04:20:47] I'm camping, I brought you, okay, already wants a ticket, okay, perfect.

[04:21:03] Where are you going?

[04:21:04] Oh.

[04:21:05] Uh, bad reviews, some attractions aren't in great condition.

[04:21:10] I need a shower.

[04:21:11] I got bullied.

[04:21:12] I can't find a trash bin.

[04:21:14] Fuck.

[04:21:15] Guys, that was a horrible day.

[04:21:20] It was terrible.

[04:21:23] Well, I guess I should clean up a little bit before people come, right?

[04:21:31] I don't know if the park's gonna make it.

[04:21:45] We have to get to one star.

[04:21:52] I'm just making sure everything's fixed up, I guess.

[04:22:10] for all of our valued customers.

[04:22:16] Okay, the park is open, guys.

[04:22:19] Please come to the park.

[04:22:22] I need good reviews.

[04:22:31] Please come to the park.

[04:22:33] I'm suffering!

[04:22:40] No one wants to come to my park!

[04:22:47] Please come to the park!

[04:23:00] Oh shit! Hey, freaking chud! What do you think you're doing?

[04:23:05] I'm camping.

[04:23:11] Asshole!

[04:23:14] Get out of the park.

[04:23:16] Okay, it's four hours senior pass.

[04:23:21] Hey!

[04:23:24] You didn't buy a ticket!

[04:23:30] I will not- AHHH!

[04:23:32] No one wants to buy tickets!

[04:23:36] They're all just trying to ruin my business.

[04:23:48] Why does it all want to come to the store?

[04:23:55] Okay.

[04:23:56] We got some more customers.

[04:24:00] So many seniors coming to the pool.

[04:24:28] Excellent.

[04:24:29] All right guys, how's the pool looking? Is everything clean? Are you guys happy?

[04:24:37] Oh my god, the slide's filthy

[04:24:45] Okay, I'm trying to keep everything clean for you guys

[04:24:51] All right, we have a guest

[04:24:54] Hello, uh

[04:24:56] Six hours adult yes, sir

[04:25:10] Eight hours wow amazing

[04:25:20] The park's pretty popular today actually

[04:25:26] Definitely going much better now.

[04:25:31] How's the little slide pass?

[04:25:35] We are getting close to capacity.

[04:25:37] I need a hammer.

[04:25:40] We're going to make sure everything is in tip-top condition so we get only the best reviews.

[04:25:52] Everything looks great so far

[04:25:58] Okay, we've sold enough tickets

[04:26:02] Everyone seems happy and everything is so clean right?

[04:26:08] They're having a great time

[04:26:12] Yeah, oh no

[04:26:22] Oh, no, I'm getting bad reviews today for sure.

[04:26:29] Oh, excuse me.

[04:26:34] Allow me to clean that, sir.

[04:26:40] Yeah, Flops, save for the 50 months.

[04:26:46] Oh, oh, oh, oh, hot dog!

[04:26:51] dog playing here you go I have to do everything by myself

[04:27:07] how's the slide get dirty so fast

[04:27:21] Fucking trash

[04:27:23] Hey

[04:27:25] That was rude you're not supposed you you tried to not buy a ticket though asshole

[04:27:34] Four hours senior

[04:27:39] Right great great

[04:27:45] Oh

[04:27:47] People could slip on these have to be careful

[04:27:51] Don't swatch out! No!

[04:27:56] I was just about to clean that

[04:28:05] All right, we are at capacity excellent

[04:28:14] Any trash

[04:28:18] Oh

[04:28:21] How do you guys think my park is so far?

[04:28:38] Everything seems nice and clean and sanitary.

[04:28:46] One star?

[04:28:47] Well, technically I'm not even one star yet.

[04:28:53] Hello there.

[04:28:55] Uh, six hours.

[04:28:57] Ten spiders.

[04:29:00] We have room for one more visitor.

[04:29:03] I'm constantly just cleaning after these disgusting people.

[04:29:10] Uh, hello.

[04:29:13] Hello?

[04:29:23] Guys, I'm so stressed.

[04:29:36] I'm not fit to run a business.

[04:29:40] Oh my god.

[04:29:47] What is up with these fiends throwing their trash everywhere?

[04:30:01] Oh my god!

[04:30:08] I need trash cans.

[04:30:21] I can't even make trash cans yet.

[04:30:36] Oh, there's a guest!

[04:30:45] Hello! Welcome!

[04:30:47] Uh, eight hours!

[04:30:51] I'm locked the fuck in!

[04:30:54] Six hours senior, no slide.

[04:30:57] There you go.

[04:30:59] Guys, I've almost made a thousand dollars!

[04:31:06] Okay, I'm hoping after today I can finally make a trash bin.

[04:31:20] That would make things a lot easier.

[04:31:23] Oh, I'm so sorry!

[04:31:28] I don't know how I did that.

[04:31:33] You can now?

[04:31:34] I don't think so yeah I know like I can't

[04:31:48] A customer is here

[04:31:50] Okay, I'm not sure if he's waiting for a hot dog.

[04:32:07] Okay, uh, what?

[04:32:13] Okay, uh, what?

[04:32:20] Okay, uh.

[04:32:27] Okay, uh...

[04:32:44] How's everyone so filthy?

[04:32:48] This game makes me disgusted with people.

[04:32:51] Is this really how dirty we are?

[04:32:54] I'm sorry, we not we you guys

[04:32:59] It's terrible

[04:33:08] I was constantly after cleaning

[04:33:24] Okay, I have high faith that today I won't lock more upgrades

[04:33:31] Hey

[04:33:42] I think I'm scaring people what

[04:33:54] Dude, everyone loves walking right in front of me while I'm hammering some shit every time!

[04:34:08] Did I do anything?

[04:34:12] Oh wait! Oh!

[04:34:16] Oh shit, wait I could have done that the whole time!

[04:34:18] Oh fuck, okay.

[04:34:20] Let's see. Utility...

[04:34:22] We're going to build three showers, we're going to put a trash can, oh they cover big

[04:34:38] areas.

[04:34:39] So one here, one here, one here, one here, one there.

[04:34:53] Guys, is this too many trash cans?

[04:34:54] I just really don't want people to litter.

[04:34:59] I think this makes sense, right?

[04:35:00] Maybe I should add another bathroom too.

[04:35:02] I noticed sometimes people have to wait.

[04:35:05] Okay, sick, and we're going to add another slide, too.

[04:35:22] to get to work. Oh boy, more stuff I have to clean and repair. Okay, star rating increased.

[04:35:46] I thought it was from Raidings, this makes more sense.

[04:35:52] Guys, we're one and a half stars now!

[04:35:57] Isn't that amazing?

[04:36:05] Okay.

[04:36:07] The park kinda looks like shit.

[04:36:10] You know what? I kinda wanna...

[04:36:12] Let's get rid of this trash can actually and build another pool. We have enough money.

[04:36:17] Smoothie, thanks for the three months. When can I hire employees? I need an employee so bad.

[04:36:23] Like, we need one so fucking bad.

[04:36:27] It's not lined up, it looks horrible. It's okay.

[04:36:37] You have to research. Okay.

[04:36:42] Maybe I'm building too much before I have employees, actually.

[04:37:00] I'm sure it's fine.

[04:37:07] Alright, who wants a job?

[04:37:12] Lifering stand, increased walk speed, basic pools, paint brush, you can color it any way

[04:37:19] you want, park decorations, level one, lemonade stand, basic toilets, bigger pockets, basic

[04:37:29] showers, bigger trash bags, I want this.

[04:37:32] seems OP to have. Oh staff is star level 2. Guess we'll pay more to enter your

[04:37:42] park that seems good to have. Yo nitro thanks for the 8 months. A basic pool.

[04:37:54] Okay.

[04:38:04] I've got basic pools.

[04:38:05] Can I afford one though?

[04:38:18] No I'm too poor.

[04:38:21] Okay, um, well, bad time.

[04:38:28] Okay, guys, the park is open!

[04:38:35] Please come visit the park!

[04:38:38] Please come visit the park!

[04:38:42] Please, please, please come to the park.

[04:38:50] Look how much better it looks!

[04:38:54] Doesn't it look great?

[04:39:02] Okay, perfect. What kind of ticket would you like?

[04:39:06] Four hours.

[04:39:14] We have to go out and find people.

[04:39:18] Please come to my park.

[04:39:27] Please come to my park.

[04:39:37] Excuse me.

[04:39:44] BAM! BAM! Yikes and smelly guesses enter the park, their stink is reducing, hydrate around

[04:39:54] them, unlock the water gun via the research table and spray them to clean them up.

[04:39:58] Oh, I got that.

[04:40:00] Let me go get the water gun.

[04:40:04] Uh, wait, no I did it!

[04:40:08] Oh, fuck.

[04:40:10] Um, stinky guess, we gotta get you out of here.

[04:40:14] Oh my god, okay. I don't have the point for it. Oh, no.

[04:40:28] Oh my god, he's stinking up the pool. Oh no.

[04:40:38] Okay, we need to get the water gun next for sure.

[04:40:42] Very, very important.

[04:40:45] Hey!

[04:40:47] New research point!

[04:40:50] Okay, I will go get the water gun.

[04:40:52] There you are.

[04:41:03] There you are.

[04:41:10] Hello, welcome to the park.

[04:41:18] Hey! Oh my god, there's so many stinky guests.

[04:41:31] Oh my god, a lot of them stink!

[04:41:40] Oh, oh my god.

[04:41:46] Oh my lord.

[04:41:49] Okay, they're cleaned up now.

[04:41:51] Oh my god, now I have to keep the pork clean.

[04:41:58] So much to do.

[04:42:01] So fucking busy.

[04:42:07] Um...

[04:42:08] Oh!

[04:42:09] The park is so popular right now!

[04:42:34] The line is crazy!

[04:42:38] Uh, I wish we had a cashier or something.

[04:42:44] Oh my lord, wait, people are starting to hear about the park.

[04:42:50] This is good, this is a great thing.

[04:42:55] This is great.

[04:42:56] Alright, how's everything going?

[04:43:24] All right, how's everything looking clear trash clear the trash

[04:43:49] We got to get these stars

[04:43:54] Don't worry guys, I'll make sure everything is clean, don't worry-

[04:44:05] OHHHH I'M SO SORRY!

[04:44:14] Now who left this fucking puddle here?

[04:44:19] When I find you, you will be banned from my park.

[04:44:22] God.

[04:44:23] Yo, L.A.

[04:44:24] Lexus, thank you for the three months in advance.

[04:44:26] Thank you.

[04:44:27] Oh, shit.

[04:44:28] We have more customers.

[04:44:29] Oh, four hours.

[04:44:30] The whole slide pass.

[04:44:31] Okay.

[04:44:32] Okay.

[04:44:33] Hey, go in.

[04:44:34] Okay.

[04:44:35] Okay.

[04:44:36] Okay.

[04:44:37] Okay.

[04:44:38] Okay.

[04:44:39] Okay.

[04:44:40] Okay.

[04:44:41] Okay.

[04:44:42] Okay.

[04:44:43] Okay.

[04:44:44] Goin!

[04:44:53] Oh my fucking god.

[04:45:00] Ah, sorry!

[04:45:05] I think we're gonna get some good reviews today. Oh, sorry.

[04:45:09] Your juicy wiener ten months. Thank you so much.

[04:45:14] Uh, durability and dirty, use them up to clean the hammer to repair them.

[04:45:23] Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

[04:45:24] I've been doing that, do not worry.

[04:45:27] Hello!

[04:45:28] Uh, six hours team slide pass, perfect.

[04:45:34] There you go.

[04:45:41] Everything's great.

[04:45:54] This is fucking filthy.

[04:45:55] Excuse me, I'm cleaning that!

[04:45:59] Jesse, thanks for 13 months.

[04:46:01] Hot dogs?

[04:46:02] Oh, fuck.

[04:46:03] Uh-uh.

[04:46:04] Admostured.

[04:46:05] Okay, there we go.

[04:46:06] Okay.

[04:46:07] Okay.

[04:46:08] Okay.

[04:46:09] Perfect.

[04:46:10] Oh, I'm sorry!

[04:46:20] This is a nightmare.

[04:46:33] New research point.

[04:46:34] Okay, I'm gonna try to get to star level two at least

[04:46:54] Okay, hello six hours, okay perfect

[04:46:59] The pool is popping, guys!

[04:47:10] Land is in business

[04:47:40] Water guess is waiting.

[04:47:43] Okay, um, eight hours senior.

[04:47:48] Spread the love with the water gun.

[04:47:52] Okay, clean smelly guess with the water gun.

[04:47:54] We haven't had smelly guests in a while.

[04:47:56] I am out of hot dogs fuck dude I can't run this park by myself I need help

[04:48:17] Help!

[04:48:18] I need someone to hire real bad.

[04:48:27] Hello?

[04:48:28] Ah!

[04:48:29] There you go.

[04:48:30] Yep.

[04:48:31] Oh

[04:48:43] There you go

[04:48:47] Brown, excuse me

[04:49:01] A stinker!

[04:49:05] Oh, I know it's a trash!

[04:49:09] Oh, fuck.

[04:49:12] Alright, well I can use the board as a little shortcut at least.

[04:49:28] Clean smelly guess with the water gun.

[04:49:30] Okay, well we don't have any of those right now.

[04:49:32] Excuse me.

[04:49:34] Get in there.

[04:49:44] Woo!

[04:49:46] Okay, everything is going great now.

[04:49:51] The park is running smoothly.

[04:49:53] We just need some stinky gas

[04:49:58] to spray down.

[04:50:00] So we're just looking for some some stinkers

[04:50:12] Did anyone clean this I can clean it

[04:50:17] It's not even that dirty

[04:50:30] Okay, we're closing soon.

[04:50:42] You are not welcome in the park.

[04:50:51] Guys, we did it! Bad reviews. Some attractions were dirty.

[04:50:57] the decoration needs improvement oh my god well it was definitely better oh my

[04:51:09] fucking god I can't believe this yeah the pools were quite dirty

[04:51:57] Yo incognito spy, thanks for the two months, what's up?

[04:52:04] Mealsly two month streak.

[04:52:06] Back and back.

[04:52:08] Okay.

[04:52:09] I'm gonna repair all this and then we'll open the shop.

[04:52:20] Oh my god, it's so fucking dirty.

[04:52:24] Oh, yeah, the better pools!

[04:52:28] I brought... so should I demolish these pools, you think?

[04:52:32] Let's get the new ones.

[04:52:35] Yeah, we taught you.

[04:52:37] Thanks for the eight months.

[04:52:38] This is a key cosplay.

[04:52:39] When?

[04:52:40] Could I pull that off?

[04:52:45] You can get a cashier.

[04:52:47] I mean, if we can get that, that would be huge.

[04:52:53] Yes!

[04:53:00] Dude, the cashier.

[04:53:02] Thank fucking god.

[04:53:04] Okay, it allows you to hire someone.

[04:53:09] So how do I hire somebody?

[04:53:12] Guys, someone please come work.

[04:53:16] Come work at my water park, please.

[04:53:21] Okay, that would be huge.

[04:53:30] Park is open.

[04:53:31] Okay, how do I hire somebody now?

[04:53:34] It allows you to hire somebody.

[04:53:39] Okay, maybe someone will come and ask to be hired.

[04:53:44] I guess we'll see.

[04:53:46] Are you looking for a job?

[04:53:49] Now, um, okay.

[04:53:58] Guys, I need someone to work here.

[04:54:03] Uh, guys, how do I do it? Help me!

[04:54:13] Oh, I see someone sneaking in.

[04:54:15] You pay too little, I have money!

[04:54:22] What the heck?

[04:54:31] Oh, call building company.

[04:54:46] Oh wait, new pools!

[04:54:52] Guys, how do I hire someone?

[04:55:00] Why can't I see my character now?

[04:55:12] Oh, higher.

[04:55:19] Great.

[04:55:21] Okay, who will work for the cheapest?

[04:55:26] $84 a day. All right, you're in. Wait efficiency precision speed.

[04:55:44] I mean this guy has good stats.

[04:55:50] You're hired.

[04:55:51] Thank God we have staff.

[04:55:56] Okay.

[04:55:57] Thank God.

[04:55:58] I'm not alone now.

[04:56:03] Now we can clean.

[04:56:08] Okay, we just need smelly guests.

[04:56:13] Everyone who comes in this park smells too good.

[04:56:15] I can't get two stars.

[04:56:17] I'm what am I supposed to do?

[04:56:23] Oh, there we go.

[04:56:28] There's one.

[04:56:31] Great.

[04:56:32] Oh!

[04:56:33] I'm sorry.

[04:56:34] Oh, I'm sorry.

[04:56:40] Oh, you want stinky?

[04:57:04] guys no one's coming to the park oh not

[04:57:19] Stinker

[04:57:34] Three more stinkers

[04:57:40] Oh, oh my people are coming. Thank God

[04:57:49] Our pools are very clean, it's not crowded here at all, it's great to relax.

[04:58:01] I don't know why anyone wouldn't want to come here.

[04:58:05] The staff is great, um, oh yes, look our employees doing great, oh perfect.

[04:58:16] Everything is going great.

[04:58:26] New research point.

[04:58:34] We'll see what we can do.

[04:58:37] Oh, I should probably um...

[04:58:40] Ooh, tips!

[04:58:43] And then decorations, okay perfect.

[04:58:51] Now we can build some decorations maybe.

[04:58:55] Oh gift boxes!

[04:58:58] Wow umbrella!

[04:59:04] People are waiting for hot dogs apparently.

[04:59:07] Great!

[04:59:09] Great!

[04:59:11] We'll add a tree here.

[04:59:13] And here, and here.

[04:59:15] Okay.

[04:59:22] There you go.

[04:59:31] What do you guys think of the decor?

[04:59:39] It's very good, right?

[04:59:44] Get some med.

[04:59:49] Guys, I'm literally drawing my best out here to make a park that everyone wants to visit.

[04:59:57] I do everything that I can, and it's never good enough.

[05:00:05] All the showers are fucking filthy

[05:00:20] Dude, there's two there's other showers here

[05:00:28] There you go

[05:00:30] We need three more stinky guests, but no one's no one's stinky

[05:00:37] Everyone smells fine

[05:00:40] So I don't understand what to do. We just gotta wait I guess oh

[05:00:46] No, my my cashier is too tired is going to rest

[05:00:54] Useless

[05:00:55] What do I pay you for?

[05:00:58] Who said you're allowed to take a break? I don't pay you to take breaks

[05:01:09] Who does that

[05:01:12] The law not in my town and my town no one takes breaks the pool must stay open

[05:01:23] By what what's wrong with this guy he didn't like something

[05:01:27] But I don't know what.

[05:01:34] Oh, they want hot dogs.

[05:01:45] Wee!

[05:01:47] Oops.

[05:01:49] I gave them the wrong hot dog.

[05:01:53] I'm sorry.

[05:01:56] Yo, Max, Yaga, thanks for 32 months.

[05:02:03] Everything is going great.

[05:02:12] Yippee.

[05:02:21] All right, Tim, Tim, a hundred Tato is back to work.

[05:02:39] Great.

[05:02:49] Shining, shining and brand new.

[05:02:59] Amazing.

[05:03:01] Amazing.

[05:03:03] I look at all these customers that are coming.

[05:03:23] We got to get a handyman as soon as possible.

[05:03:27] I don't have to keep running- Oh, a stinker!

[05:03:32] We have a stinker!

[05:03:34] Nice, okay.

[05:03:37] One more smelly guest.

[05:03:40] Oh!

[05:03:41] Yeah, MotoBase!

[05:03:42] Thank you for the 10 gifted!

[05:03:44] Thank you, it's so nice!

[05:03:46] Thanks, MotoBase, but can I go down the slides too?

[05:03:50] I haven't tried it.

[05:03:54] Wheeee!

[05:03:55] Wheeeee!

[05:03:59] That was great!

[05:04:01] My face slid into the edge of the pool.

[05:04:05] Because the pool is so small.

[05:04:20] Okay, let's build some more decor.

[05:04:23] Let's make da da da da da some flower beds!

[05:04:28] Yay!

[05:04:29] Oh my god, they're crooked!

[05:04:32] Fuck!

[05:04:33] Oh my god, they're crooked!

[05:04:37] Well, I think they look great and they add a lot to the character of the park, if you

[05:04:50] You asked me.

[05:04:51] Oh, they're saying the pool's dirty.

[05:05:03] Oh, slide's dirty.

[05:05:07] Look at my park manager.

[05:05:12] I think I'm doing a great job.

[05:05:15] Well, it's only been open for five days,

[05:05:17] and look how great we're doing.

[05:05:21] Everything's perfect, in my opinion.

[05:05:30] OK.

[05:05:32] Oh, we had more good reviews than bad reviews.

[05:05:38] Very nice.

[05:05:40] I actually like this game, it's free chill.

[05:05:42] But I think I'm going to end a little early today,

[05:05:45] I'm feeling kind of icky, but I'm streaming tomorrow too. I'm streaming for the rest of the week until my Kansas trip

[05:05:54] Yo flamingo, thank you for the raid

[05:05:56] Oh, I'm ending up. Yeah, thank you guys for watching. Hope you have a lovely night

[05:06:02] That was fun another good subs on day

[05:06:07] I might play more variety games during the week because I'm not really sure I want to play this week besides CS and then

[05:06:13] I still have the Witcher DLC to start but yeah, okay. Yeah, I will see you all tomorrow

[05:06:21] Hope everyone had fun today

[05:06:23] Yeah, good night guys. Bye. Bye. Have a good night everyone. Bye. Bye

[05:06:32] Knocked over my water bottle. Okay. Bye guys

[05:06:43] Oh, it's a little bit like loving a stranger

[05:06:48] On your letter, on your letter

[05:06:52] Sweet girl, you're the one that I feel

[05:06:56] I smell the dark room

[05:07:00] It's brown lights, it's weaker

[05:07:03] It's more since I'm out, out, out

[05:07:07] It goes on and on in the records

[05:07:11] I'm a good spinnacle

[05:07:16] Dance on the wild place

[05:07:20] I'm a good spinnacle

[05:07:24] I'm in the straight way

[05:07:28] I'm in the straight way