Emiru
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Thank you for the 10 gifts and evil hogs! Thank you for the 2.
I'm stuck in Japan. I'm stuck in a...
in the mud.
So um...
Apparently...
I have a stream planned for tomorrow, but I didn't realize that I did.
Two balls in for 7 months!
Oh, STPS buggy.
I'm so
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Feel heart of lawn iris tall and chief hadouken and psychic. Thank you guys for the race. Oh
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Hello, good morning guys
Hello
Okay, so of I got invited like a couple weeks ago, right to do a Tyler won all-stars
but originally he told me it was July 8th right so I was like I don't have to think about that for a while
apparently it's tomorrow and I only found out today because of an offline chat
I was like wait what because the website says it's tomorrow so I was like oh I think that the website's wrong
but no it actually is just tomorrow so I was like oh well okay thank god I found out I guess
Or I just want to probably not show them because it's early or early ish too.
It's at 2pm my time so.
Yo contrary script, thank you for the resub.
Shit, yeah so.
I will be live much earlier tomorrow.
Oh my gosh, not even the five gifted, thank you.
What would you do without chat?
Die, I guess.
Wait for everything.
But yeah, it's at 2pm tomorrow.
So
And it's a 1v1 tournament with a bunch of a bunch of other streamers
I don't remember all that but I know that so does that it
And do you have plans for your cheese cake factory stream?
Yeah, why did the UK thank you for the one year? Thank you the cheese cake factory stream
Well, I have a something to say for that actually
So I finally set a date with
Hume and Super to do our cosplay stream, it's going to be on the 25th, they're going to come out here, and then while they were here, I was thinking maybe I could do the stream, that's like eating every cheese, or trying every cheesecake at the Cheesecake Factory, maybe do it with them if they're down, I don't know, but yeah, that could be fun, yeah, I don't know, but it'd be fun to just do the Cheesecake Factory stream normally too.
ApoC logo thing even five gift to thank you, but yeah, I don't know. I'm just trying to
Try to decide in cosplay or separate stream
Probably a separate stream. I feel like that'd be a lot. I mean it depends on their schedule
I think they can only be here for
One day or like they want to do stuff with other people while they're here
I'm not gonna hold them hostage for multiple days, you know, so maybe we do it all one day
But I don't know it depends, but we're gonna do that. We're gonna do deadlock cosplay
So I feel like I should finally try Deadlock before we do the cosplay, so I at least know a little bit about some of the characters, you know.
So, yeah, I should do that for sure.
Hey, Pop, look, I thank you, Link's Speed, thank you, Fire Rescue, thank you, and have an alpha thing for the five gifted. Thank you so much.
You'll see, oh, thanks for 17 months.
But yeah, so we will do that cosplay the 25th, and it will be fun.
Also, um, I told you guys how I'm going to see my family this weekend, right?
So, I've been talking to my brother, cause we were like making plans and stuff.
And, uh, I told you guys before how I own a house in Kansas, right?
And my brother lives there for free, and he just kinda like takes care of the house,
and he pays the, like electricity and water bills for the house and stuff.
Well, he told me that there's been problems with the house!
before Friday, it may make devils cry.
And Jack, wait, you can, it may, wait, devil may cry,
can we finish before Friday?
Is that short?
There's some problems with the house,
and you basically told me that an inspector
came to the house and said that my house
is sinking into the ground!
Like the foundation is getting consumed by the earth.
So I'm gonna have to pay to get it raised
so the earth doesn't eat my house.
Well, the inspector said it's one of those things that you can probably just deal with
it in like 5 to 10 years, but I was like, I feel like I'm gonna somehow forget about
it, so I'm just gonna get it done, you know, as soon as possible, and yeah, I don't know.
Your Oreo chips, or Oreo chips, smokey thing for the one year.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, chances just trying it even more flat.
Well, I'm scared to to wait to do it because I actually have a friend who lives in one of the houses that I used to live in in Kansas.
Um, Mantis Cowboy Cosplay from Rivaled. I haven't even seen that skin. And Frankie Uwu, thanks for the eight months.
Uh, the house that I used to live in Kansas, I have a friend who lives there now.
And she's so I knew why I live there because an inspector said the same thing like oh you have to get this part of the house raised
Or the whole the walls gonna start leaking water
And they never got it
And then one day the entire basement flooded and it's completely destroyed now and
They're still just like well, we're I don't know they just don't use the basement anymore
It's like just years of ignoring your problems, so it's still just broken.
I don't know.
K-Dubz, thanks for 27 months.
Yeah, it's bad.
Yeah, their basement's a pool.
It's gone.
Yeah, I mean, getting the whole basement fixed would, I don't even want to know how much
that would cost.
It's not a small house either.
It's a pretty, pretty big suburban family house, so.
Yeah, I don't know. Let's get a home inspector first. Well, that's the thing!
Okay, so when that house was bought, they knew about it, right?
But they just never got it fixed. Like, the inspector pulled them like,
hey, I can buy this house at some point and they just never did it.
Yeah, Nio, thanks for 25 months. Happy Pride Month!
Yippee! Happy Pride Month!
yeah it's a it's a mess I fully transition to show oh congratulations
congratulations Billy on your successful trans transition to charm thank
you for the tier two appreciate it appreciate it yo iris don't get to the
sub to foosly thank you so kind so kind but yeah I'm excited to to see my family
but I thought before I go I I'm gonna start the Witcher 3 DLC today and start
that off and then if there's nothing that I want to play when I'm done with
that I might just give Liza P another chance because I really want to play a
souls life but I don't really want to replay any of the ones I've already
played or anything and LizaP is the only like big one I haven't finished I think.
Unless you count like WuChang or Kazan but yeah. I don't know yeah I finished
all the other ones so we will see. It's not worth it wait why not? What's wrong
with it what the heck? And then I might have more tournament stuff coming up in
next month or so but we'll see. It's been very difficult with scheduling stuff. I already had
to miss a couple tournaments but that's okay. It's good to be busy right? It's good to be busy.
Oh and today is the last day to get the cheddar badge and then I think I'm just gonna have it be
gone forever. You know average little wife who thinks her gift is sub to Amelia. Oh my gosh
Amelia cosplay is great
Yeah, and then uh, but but the mott's I'll add the mott's badge tomorrow
And then I think that the next set of that I'll do probably like
Sub-Sunday badges. I don't know. It's been very cozy almost you here carrots. Thanks Delta. I
Was thinking about um I
For you guys thinking be too much ready
What the heck?
I only took like, I don't know, I took like two days off the last week or so, I don't know.
Anyway, I was thinking, do you guys think that this would be too much?
I thought it might be kind of cute if for Sub-Sunday, so for Sub-Sunday, I wanted to
do Kirby Badminton, right?
But do you guys think it would be too much if I did like collectible ones where it's
like, oh Sub-Sunday, like June or whatever, and then the next month it's like Sub-Sunday
July and then it's like a different color Kirby or something, so it's like, if you
watch every sub Sunday you'll have like a little collection of different ones I
feel like that would be kind of cute but I don't know if that'd be too much so yeah
I don't know and then and then yeah I don't know yo match chew thank you for the
five gifted thank you appreciate that that's so nice and sarcastic comment
thank you for the gifted and chewy thanks for all the months thank you I
mean I I wouldn't make it the same like you can make them pretty pretty easy to
I don't know, don't foam us, won't they be there for the whole month? I don't know.
Oh, what the heck? Another Zach, thank you for the five and paint smiles, thank you for the five.
Thank you, yeah, no, it'd be more for people who like to collect badges, I guess.
Each badge is a special sword for that month.
Okay, bro, like, what the heck?
No, that's- no. Do not desecrate the pure nature of some- of some Sunday with that shit that you're saying.
No. How low.
You'll counter thanks for the 39 months. Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
You know what's not slur- Sunday! What the heck?
the heck! Oh no and the badges do not go away, no they're permanent. I meant they go away
as in like, you can't-
Almost three years, I'm here to learn.
Potato cake, thanks for 47 months. But uh, for the- if I do decide to do the rotating
sub-sunday badges, the first one, I asked Haley to draw it. I asked Ally if she could
ask Haley and she's working on it. So that will be very cute. Very exciting. Kill you,
Thank you for the gifted.
So maybe she'd be down to do more.
Maybe I can ask like Basil to do some or something.
I don't know.
But yeah, I thought that would be kind of cute.
Is there a limit to the badges created?
I don't know.
I guess maybe I would find out
if I swapped them out every month.
I don't know.
Jinx cap, thank you for the prime.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh, wait, but.
So the way that they have the badge on
kind of scoff so if I like how I explain so if I did the same badge one day a week
for four weeks I think that it would give some people at four times which would
also be bad but then I think doing a different one every single week would be
too much right like the FOMO would be horrible for people like to collect
badge like how can you be there every single week well yeah because uh for the
chatter badge some people got the paid version like the sub or like twitch
trade the the paid one like that you get with two gifted subs and the free one
as two different ones like some people have two in their inventory so it might
get like fucking horrible I don't know it might it might be scuffed yeah I don't
know yeah different colors for the subsundays would be cute right I don't
know oh no she was Zen Yoshi Maru thank you for the 10 gifted and grub a boy
thank you for 34 months thank you so much yeah different for the sub and watch
Well, maybe I okay, maybe how about this I can I
Okay, I
Don't know it's it's scuffed. They're still working on those system. I guess I want
I miss hamster so much I always get hamster videos
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No, you know
Next batch. What is that not balding, okay?
Okay, what's forever guys and
I'm not balding.
Like, my ear line is great.
Look how straight that is.
Emerald Dancing.
Vizzla, thanks for the 18 months.
Oh wait, but don't you want like a little bit
of like a dip in the middle?
I don't know.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know.
Thank you, Vizzla.
Thank you, Quaddoo, for the 11 months.
Oh my gosh.
Whatever, dude.
Put that thing away.
What?
What, dude?
Oh, guess what?
I want a TV today.
to know me straight hair during pride sauce what is wrong with this chat room
now sticks thanks for 18 months in dark w angel thank you for the five thank you
so much
D. O'Shea thank you for the five gifted thank you you raised us like this that's
true. I think I mentioned it recently, but do you guys- how many of you were around?
This was like, oh my gosh, was it like four years ago? Well one day I went live, I was
like, guys, the vibes in here are horrible. Like everyone's like acting like I'm like
a fucking baby that needs to be protected or something. Can we just start being mean
to each other? I feel like that'd be more fun and I was like, okay. And ever since then
it's just been downhill from there. Yeah, the vibes were horrible. I was like, bro, if
If I were a viewer caught on this stream, I'd be like, dude, this is weird.
I did not like that at all, but I'd say it's better now.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's gotten so much worse.
Uh, Matzah- oh my gosh, she's like in hyper mode.
Oh, so scary.
So freaking scary.
Oh
The people went too far too many told them to stop I
Don't think people ever got too mean. I don't know well some people okay some people I think don't understand how to banter
Like banter should be like it's okay to go for personal things or go for the throat sometimes
Like it should be fun, you know, but some people are just like
Like, it's just not, it's just weird, you know, I don't know, some people just don't
get it, you know, that's okay.
That's okay.
Yeah, like I think it's fine to like go a little bit far, but...
Do you guys know what I'm talking about?
Yeah, I don't have any social awareness, I mean, not that I can really talk, I guess,
but...
I don't know.
Yeah, nothing wrong with being a little bit balding.
Yeah, nothing wrong with being a little bit balding. Nothing wrong with that at all.
Who is EGTV? Thanks for the fucking message.
Sometimes my jokes don't land, but I try to bring laughter to my life.
Yeah, I mean, it's okay if sometimes a joke's like, you know, you have someone like one stinker or something,
but some people are just like, okay, I guess the best way to describe it is like, when they're around,
the vibes are just horrible. Like, it's very negative, you know?
Like, some people know how to banter, but it's like silly and you know, I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know. It just depends.
And like, they never can tell.
Like, sometimes I'll meet someone and be like, oh, okay, they don't like these kinds of jokes, so like, I just don't do them anymore, you know?
But some people can't tell when people don't like it and they keep doing it anyway.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Anyway, I don't know, I'm talking about.
Yo, Spidey, thank you for the tier two.
Two months of being bald, dude.
Guys, let's be honest. We're all bald here, right?
Everyone's bald!
Right, guys?
Are you sure?
Yes.
Right, dude?
Yeah, we're all beautiful bald people.
Beautiful bald people.
He he he.
Yo, Dan says thanks for 35!
Oh, I do need to um, oh it's Hewne here where I was just about to talk about the cosplay
Everyone shut up what did Hewne say?
Okay
Obi-Wan, hello streamer. I am so glad you are giving chat what they haven't seen in years.
She just said yes.
Oh, hi Hewne. Hello.
Oh my gosh
You're giving chat what they haven't seen in years a good hairline. Oh shit guys. Look how the tables turn
And now y'all are getting called bald and people are saying I have a good hairline
But uh, okay, I definitely need to play deadlock soon so that I can pick a character and actually know some stuff about them
Cuz I I don't know like I feel like I have to like the character
You know what I mean?
Paid chatter? Oh my fucking god. Whatever dude. Whatever dude. What's that medicine that guys take?
that's supposed to like make you not go bald is it called um I don't remember
does that stuff actually work forever or does it just rogue rogue a fentanyl
I don't think it's fentanyl oh but the nest right yeah the nest right does that
actually work if you're a girl can you take the nest right like the bullet
I'm losing my- horrible to you
Reed Hughes- what if you guys would fucking shut up?
What'd she say?
Me and Super Shuglai- wait I'm too out here!
I'm the most beautiful bald man!
You guys were gonna be wiped out of here by me but if you don't mind...
And I realized it was just my reflection in his scalp
I saw the most beautiful bald man that I realized it was just my reflection in his scalp
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?
That was to breathe everywhere
What is wrong with you guys?
And of course the name is cheese master 44 good one good one
You know breezy kills thingy for the two gifted and soup nasty thingy for the 13 months
And see breezy thank you for the bits as well uncle joke
See I actually like jokes like those even though they don't like I I don't know if I ever laugh at puns
But I just like them
maybe I'm a dad or uncle at heart so let me know when you're free okay I'm
going to see my family this weekend but after this weekend I should be free
most nights I will I will stop playing slave this fire and start start this
girl wants to be Kratos when she just a shorty and got a full head of hair can't
even grow a beard can't even grow what am I supposed to be a shame that I can't
grow a beard. If I were a guy, I would probably want a beard.
Never laughed at a pun. Never laughed at a dad joke before, but they're just good. I
don't know. I don't know. Zero thing for the two gifted. Yeah, if I were a guy, I would
probably want a beard but I don't know if I'd be able to grow one. My brother has a little bit of a beard.
My brother has a little bit of beard, I don't know. Dude, my whole
immediate family except for my mom now has sports cars and my mom, I don't think that my mom likes.
Wait, did I tell you guys about what my dad, or the story about my dad naming his car?
because it was so cute. I did. Did I? The beat? Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I did. We forgot.
Oh yeah okay okay you guys do know about someone I was a baby. My dad used to call me um M-E-B
Buzzy B. My dad used to call me M.E.B. Buzzy B and he recently got a yellow
Porsche right and my dad told my mom he was like oh I kind of want to name the
car Buzz like how I used to call Emily Buzzy B and my mom was like and my dad
was like never mind and don't tell her that I said that and then of course my
My mom told me anyway, and so whenever my mom sends me pictures of the car she's like
dad in his car bus, but my dad's like so embarrassed about it he was like never, mom, right?
Yeah, it was such a dad moment.
And my brother recently got, um, he got an Audi.
My brother used to drive my dad's 90s Mustang, but it has too many problems.
It breaks down to a car.
Did you hear their outlawing shredded cheese? The plan is to make America great again
Did I do love cheese? Oh my god, I had cheese um, I don't know
I'm gonna feel like I'm a serum cheese to pokey am I saying it wrong
The Korean rice cakes last night that shit was so fucking good. Oh my god. I laughed
Did anyone
Me about dad jokes words like I don't think I've ever laughed at one
But I still have an appreciation for them.
The jokes are too cheesy.
Oh yeah, good one.
Good one.
Yes, I have a dad joke app.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
They're better when not they're-
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Oh my gosh.
Empty paper towels- Oh yes! At my school there were like almost never paper towels in the paper towel dispenser.
It was- it was terrible. Eventually I got used to like
strategically like wiping it on my shirt so my shirt wouldn't get all wet or like my pants wouldn't look weird.
Oh my gosh, it was- it was terrible.
Oh my god, it was terrible. Did your school have metal detectors? No, my school did not
have metal detectors. But there was a day that someone decided to post on Snapchat with
a gun. Don't come to school tomorrow. Like as a, as like a joke, I guess. But like, of
course, the school's going to take it seriously. So then the next day when we got to school,
every single kid got searched by the police and we were coming into the door, even though
they like so for the kid who posted on snapchat the police like intercepted their bus at 6 a.m
and arrested them off the bus but then at the school all of us got searched by the police
which then led to like three other kids getting expelled because they just happened to have
like knives in their backpacks and like i said i didn't even go to a crazy school
like what the heck yeah they just got caught in the crossbar because they were just randomly
bringing weapons to school, I guess. Yeah, I don't know. It was horrible. How bad? I don't think my
school was even bad! Like, I really don't, because every other school in my district was worse, I
think, but maybe it was just Kansas things. I don't know, like, a lot of the- I feel like half of my
high school friend group, one big reason I don't talk to a lot of them anymore, is because they
I literally all started doing drugs!
Like when we were like 18!
And I was just like, um...
I don't know, I never even talked about it.
We just like never really talked again.
Yeah, like I remember at Senior Prom.
I remember I heard about this,
like hearing like, oh, some of our friends are high
and it's like, oh, like did they take edibles or something?
No, they're like, they're doing,
What was it? I don't even remember!
I don't even remember dude, I don't even remember what they were doing, but um...
Yeah, then I- I think it was three or four years after we graduated.
I would of course hear little things through like the grapevine because I was still friends with a lot of people from high school, right?
They'd be like, oh, uh, you know, like the other half of our old friend group? Yeah?
Well, all of them aren't friends anymore because they got into a physical fight where they were beating the shit out of each other.
Because they bought some acid together and then one of them did the acid without the other ones there
So they beat the shit out of each other. It was like oh wow that's that's great
But it made me so sad because like those are my friends, but I guess like you don't really know people until
They get older right? I don't know
How could he yeah, I don't know
I thought because of that. Yeah, well, I mean that's just what I was told like maybe that's an exaggeration or something
I don't know. Yeah, it was horrible
How was prom
Prop was okay, but my senior year of prom I literally showed up
I was there for like 30 minutes with you know the people I went with and I was we were like hmm
Let's just go to IHOP, so we just left. I don't know if that's lame, but it was kind of like whatever. I don't know.
It's like, bro, we've already done this before. Kevin will all stay for the two gifted.
Thank you, and you turned out completely normal. I feel like I'm the least normal from my group at
school, but whenever I talk to my friends from high school, they're like, you know, it's great
that I feel like you've never changed Emily and I'm like okay sure I mean I
feel like I've changed a lot like not necessarily good or bad but uh yeah I
don't know yeah I don't know is that an insult I don't think so I mean I've
definitely changed how I look a lot I used to have like a very different
makeup style which when I look at it now I'm like bro what the fuck was I thinking
Oh my gosh, that sounds like an insult. I don't think they meant it as an insult, but maybe it is.
I don't know.
Yo, Cren, thank you for the five months.
You literally looked older than that. Yeah, I was wearing like insanely heavy makeup, but that's what I liked back then, so...
I don't know.
I don't know.
I feel like I got a pretty good style, but it took me a long time to get there, I guess.
So yeah, back then I was experimenting a lot, and it was...
I've shown you guys a lot of my old pictures, right?
Like people always say like, bro, you're like unrecognizable.
It's crazy.
What's playing on the TV?
It's too nommy.
I see I can find any old picture that I haven't shown before I just, I look so weird.
Yeah, like, oh like here's one, this one's like archived on Instagram.
I don't know if I'm gonna get it.
It's like a super low-wire private life from years ago.
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Get to the gaming why I like we can't just have a nice heart-to-heart conversation about me
You can be honest with us about your shiny hair for the thousand time. We still accept you. What the heck?
My head my head is not wax. Oh my god. You know what I hate I
I keep getting it. I don't know why because I'm not a guy you have an alpha
Thank you for the five gifts and thank you so much. I keep getting these videos on
Twitter or TikTok of men getting their beards waxed
Why would you do that?
Why would you do that?
And I can't even like imagine what it feels like that well because I don't have a beard but oh my god
They make me cringe so hard. It's horrible!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, never do that.
Do not do that. What does wax mean? Oh my god.
So they put wax on your hair, right?
They put wax on your hair, and then they rip it off so it rips your hair out of the
holes in your skin with the wax.
And it's super painful.
And like your face is probably like all the worst. I've seen videos of guys getting their heads waxed too
Which is again like why would you do that? Just shave it?
Why would you do that?
So I'm dead thinking for the 26 months. Thank you so much
No, oh my god, it's horrible
No
No.
No, no, no, it probably stays longer.
Dude, it cannot be that much longer to be worth it, right?
Oh, I'm dead, thank you.
They're lazy?
No, I think waxing is way more hardcore.
I don't know, like, I got my armpits waxed one time, right?
because I was like, oh, it probably looks better
and lasts longer.
That shit was fucking horrible.
I don't know how people do that.
I hated it so much.
I've never gotten it done again.
It was horrible.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You're watching shock slop.
I guess so.
I mean, I guess it's my fault.
It's probably to keep showing it's male.
They would all become ingrown hairs.
Imagine your face being full of ingrown hairs.
Uhhh...
Oh my god...
This sounds horrible!
Dude, I would cry. That sounds terrible.
Whoa!
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I mean, that's what I think about it's fun.
I think most men just don't put in the effort.
I think so too, but I do think for a girl sometimes it can be...
I don't know.
I mean who cares, who even thinks about this kind of stuff that often, I guess chronically
a lot of people, I don't know.
Makeup doesn't make you pretty.
It's like DLC, you're just adding stuff, yeah, I mean I think that's true, but I mean
I mean, I also feel like a lot of,
I mean, from what I've seen,
a lot of guys that are like,
oh, I'm ugly, women don't like me.
I'm like, I feel like this person looks completely fine.
I don't know, but then,
I've noticed that guys, they like,
um, I mean, people can feel free to disagree with me.
Everyone has a different opinion, right?
I feel like guys have this idea
in their head of like,
what every single girl thinks is attractive.
But it's like not even true
Like I don't know that's just what I have observed in what what I feel
I don't know like they're like oh every guy has to look like this hyper masculine
Guy, but most girls like don't even care if a guy is like
hypermasculine like super muscular
That's just my opinion though, I know people have
different ones, four different experiences. So, yeah, I don't know. How would you know what a girl
wants? I did just accidentally leak them. I'm a guy, so you're right. You're right. Yeah, how would I know? I don't know.
The reality is different girls have different tastes. Yes, exactly. Like different guys have
different tastes and like there's no like universe
alias love happy pride in me and the love I'll say to thanks for 21 months of
day for the alveas sub earlier happy pride month guys thank you thank you
thank you all that you know what is this email her deep pride but that's so
cute I don't know that we had that how cute
How cute
How cute
Women want men who are in challenge
When I was more active in the league period I used to always see that sentiment that was like you'll take women are elo diggers
See that's her all the time. I'd be like, bro
What and they try to use like because I used to date a lead pro right so people would use me as an example
It's like
Yeah, like I'm I'm dating one person
So that means that's what like all women want and like yeah
And like if that were like what I cared about it's like don't you like I don't know it's just silly
I've seen a lot of beautiful girls that loved dating ugly guys.
They knew they were ugly too.
Yeah, like, I don't know.
I mean, it's like if you like someone, you like someone.
I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
Everyone is ugly.
I mean, if you look at anyone for long enough,
you can kind of be like, I don't know what the heck.
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
Well, after a chop though, I mean,
I feel like the internet's really changed people's standards for like what's like cute or whatever.
Cause like some of these people I see online they're like oh this person's mid I'm like
dude.
Like what the heck that person's way above average but yeah.
Again just my opinion.
I dislike everyone.
I understand dude.
I understand dude.
I like most people.
I'm the opposite, I guess.
I don't know.
I like most people.
Or I'm at least like neutral, I guess.
So.
I don't know.
Mostly raid baiting, perhaps.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
again I don't know counter oh no is I don't know my new like I used to say
like all the time but I didn't know what to say but I feel like I've gone a
little bit better about it I tried to be aware of it and I feel like I've
definitely decreased my my um my like output used to wait do I still do it all
Maybe I just don't notice.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Wait, I'm saying I don't know!
I don't know!
Why do you guys point out things like that?
But I think about it a lot.
Is it really that annoying in that often?
Oh no.
I say oh no a lot too.
I used to do it a lot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it's cause I'm nervous.
I don't know. I said it again! I said I don't know!
So, for trick.
Oh my gosh, you yell a lot lately? No, I don't. Do I really yell a lot more?
Yo, NPC math thingy for the five gifted. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
You say words a lot, it's weird.
Do I really be saying words too much?
I'm sorry, you've been screaming a lot.
I'm sorry.
Wait, maybe that's why I've been getting tired on stream more often.
Because I used to stream for like 9, 10 hours and like, this is great.
Like I haven't felt tired at all.
And now, now like 5, 6 hours I'm like, dude, I feel like shit, look what the heck is going
on.
Oh my god, or maybe it's because I'm almost 40.
Yeah, like IDK
Well, well think about it. I've been streaming longer than most people is that weird to think about I've been streaming
11 years and
Most is most the streamers I know are have been streaming half that or some even less than half that
It's been a very long time and it's been, have I told you guys before that I genuinely
thought I was going to be retired from streaming by like probably like 24 or 25?
Because when I was, I don't know, 22, I was like, oh, there's no way I'll still have people
watching me when I'm like 25, like at that point I'll probably like be using my degree
or something.
Oh my God, I was so wrong.
What kind of pants does a ghost hunter wear?
Just a paranormal jeans.
A paranormal jeans. I get it. I get it.
How many of you laughed, to be honest?
How many of you laughed?
Eleven years. Any longer and it will be time to apply for social security.
Grandma Emma.
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna get the Twitch social security.
it's crazy. Oh my gosh. It is funny how many people here absolutely cannot stand League
of Legends and that's where that's where I came from. You know what's kind of sad is
I was kind of, I had the idea that while I'm in Kansas, I thought, oh, it'd be kind of
cute to do a stream from the first room I ever streamed in, right? Like that'd be kind
cute, but that room looks nothing like how it looked when I lived with my parents. Like they
completely painted everything. It's completely different. It's completely a different room.
From the psych ward. I didn't start streaming in the psych ward.
I- they still have the same desk in there that um, I first streamed with in there,
but it's now being used as my dad's secondary
iRacing setup. So the desk has a TV on it
and then there's a little iRacing chair in front of it and there's also a bench
with a bunch of weights in my old bedroom. I guess my dad uses, I don't know, I mean
every time I'm there
obviously I'm the only person using the room. But my old beds in there, my old
dresser and my old desk.
So, oh it made me so sad when I lived there growing up.
There was a pink tree outside my window that every spring and summer it would have these
puffy pink flowers, but my parents hated that tree because when the flowers would fall it
would be like these disgusting brown like it was just ugly when it like sheds leaves
eventually and they after I moved out they didn't even tell me they chopped the
tree down yeah it was a mimosa tree or magnolia it was a mimosa tree I think
wait let me look it up I think it was a mimosa tree that sounds right they chopped
the tree down yeah it was one of these trees it looked like this I won these
outside my window and it was beautiful the flowers were so nice so I had pink
flowers outside my room and they chopped the tree down after I left.
Can you believe that? They had horrible seed pods. Oh yeah yeah yeah this is what
would fall. So these are the flowers on the tree and then they turn into these
like disgusting seed pot things and they would be all over the yard and my dad
it despised it. My dad's a lawn care dad. Like my mom would complain about my dad
because he'd spent thousands of dollars on like um he bought this machine that
stabs holes in the ground and it also plants seeds at the same time and I'm
like oh my god your dad's out there with his stupid grass machine again but my
dad does have the best-looking yaw yaw and the best-looking lawn in the whole
neighborhood. Yeah, it's an air raider. Yeah, he bought an air raider. I think that's it.
Yes, yeah, he bought one of these. So this is my dad driving this shit around the yard
and my mom would make fun of him. What did I tell you guys about my dad's peach tree?
My parents are super into gardening and plants and stuff. Like my mom would always grow roses and
and stuff. Wait, this happened to go up? No! Oh my gosh! No! So, um, I think, I think
when I was in middle school my dad planted a peach tree.
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Cuz I paid myself out of pocket for the last PC giveaway
Which I don't mind doing but you know always nice to you know not have to pay for stuff
be nice no complaints here no complaints here but I've been yapping for a while
see yeah see sometimes we can just talk and it's great don't you own the company
no I I don't oh well I have a very very very very small percent of shares in it
But like I can't like do like I'm not that CEO or something like I don't go to meetings or anything
I used to but I was kind of like
I just you know, I just have my my link and stuff I help them make sales and that's all I guess
Yeah
Yeah, sir
Do you just play games the entire time there was one time I was in a meeting for something and
And um someone had to tell me Emmy we can hear it honkai star rail through your speakers
And that was pretty embarrassing that was not great
Yeah, that was that was not very good
I mean like everyone everyone like in the industry plays games, right? So they think it's funny
But I still feel bad about stuff like that. So
Yeah, yeah, unprofessionally, I try to be professional, that was just the oopsies, you know.
But bro, in some meetings you can tell everyone's playing games, dude, like, you can hear them
being like, yeah.
Have you seen the new ones?
Yeah, no, I agree, and they're like clicking rapidly, it's like dude, yeah, for sure.
I have not seen the emu splash pad, thank you, I've gone for the 13 months, and you can hear
than like clicking extremely rapidly. Yeah, maybe you can tell. They correctly identified
the music too. Well, it's because I was in a fight in the Honkai Star Rail. They like,
they, um, they have their little voice lines when they ult, right? And I was ulting as
like, uh, like silver wolf or something. So it was just like the fucking cube sound going
off again and again and they got me with that one so yeah yeah they did get me with that
one.
Did you do the fake collab in honkai?
No I didn't check out the cyberpunk collab in Wuthering Waves either.
I just haven't really been playing gotcha games recently.
I don't know guys maybe I'm finally...
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3 hours of cat slaps.
What I think that it's great. I think that it's great
Okay, any trailers or clips or anything to watch
You a trailer for Halo I
Didn't really play a little grown-ups. I never had an Xbox
And I missed this showcase before it was out like noon
Now move it out! Double time!
We were losing the war.
Push to the edge of extinction.
By an alien alliance bent on our eradication.
I'm sorry, she was just sitting on the thing like a rag-oil, I got scared.
And trusted everything we had left to one soldier.
For those of us who managed to escape,
they found something.
It wasn't refuge.
It was something ancient.
Beautiful.
And dangerous.
But a classic music.
The Covenant followed us here.
Even I don't have soundtrack even though they claim this place.
Humanity doesn't survive.
That's not going to happen.
You are more than your armor.
More than your mission.
And more than they can handle.
I mean, this is pretty much the same game where I'm better at graphics than when I'm
They believe they can break us.
They believe the fight ends here.
They're wrong.
Well, it's not the thing that makes me 17 months!
Oh, cool.
Wait, wait, that's soon! I was like, wait, is it 2026?
Oh my god, I can't believe it's 2026.
I need to change my rep on the-
Yeah, my cousin, how we taking the piss room? Why did you put my name on that bro? This is not me IRL. This is not what I look like when I drive.
I need to change my r-
What the fuck is going on?
Sorry my arm hurts.
I
Why did you put my name on that bro, this is not me IRL this is not what I look like when I drive
Cars and stuff, I mean I I could play it for a sub Sunday, but
You know what I could do I still
Well, for the past, um, how many months?
I think the past three months, I still have my iRacing setup from NASCAR.
It's just in my bathroom.
It's still there.
But I can drag it out and plug it in.
Oh, wait, I, I, oh, isn't that?
Wait, this is a mini trailer?
Yeah, I think I've already watched this.
Yeah, they showed us trying some of the games fast, right?
Yeah, they did.
Looks very cool. Looks very cool.
Hmm.
Can Emeru ball?
Emmy can do a lot of things well.
Well, I mean, I don't think that's embarrassing to not be a sporty person, you know, I've
always been very open about not being a sporty person, you know?
I've only finished, I think Persona 4 is the only Persona game I've finished all the way to the end. Persona 5, I literally, I had finals right before I was in the, or when I was in the middle of the game.
in the or when I was in the last palace and I was like I'll just finish it after finals I never
finished it so I basically played the whole thing but Persona 4 is the only one I've actually
now where are we feels like we're someplace totally different
players going on here we're getting to the bottom of it to wheel the persona is to wheel direct
Control runs off and the heart is straight through bombs
Someone had to see that I'm glad it was you was that supposed to be
Times never seem to last long
I hate you sneaky stupid holy jerks!
Thank you!
What?
What?
Really?
What?
I don't know what's going on.
I'm sorry.
Where's the Persona 6 teaser people were telling me about?
Can you hear me now?
Get out of here!
Please, look at me!
You're just going to step on that old pretend I'm not me.
WALTZER!!!
I NEED IT!
I NEED IT!
SONO!
Oh, right.
Which means that we also can catch
Reversed Tossed People in here.
Well, I think I'll have to help too.
I'm not from here, I can mess with you.
Oh, but I have no power to take me down.
Shit!
So yeah, I'll be counting on you, Tether.
Then let's team up and catch the Sture.
What is wrong with you guys what is wrong with this chat what is wrong with you guys
Guys, what is wrong with you?
What is wrong with you?
Mute it, okay, well done, what?
Oh my gosh.
Whatever, dude.
Ah!
Why is it auto-playing?
Oh my God.
Okay, is this better?
I hate you guys, I hate you!
Okay, graveyard.
My blood!
This looks scary!
P6!
Dang, I guess they're gonna make it a little bit more edgy than some of the other games.
I mean, there's some edgy persona stuff, so I don't know.
Do you think Tyler wants an event to compete with Ludwig just out of spite?
What?
No, it's because he's getting paid by Op for GX, bro, do you think Tyler cares?
He's that guy that I'm gonna have to try.
Yo, hey, CL, thank you for the 15 months and fake whip thanks for the 13 months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
You buried yourself.
Left your family here.
Going back to the old of the son of Ieswere, it's more dark for time of light.
How should we know in ten seconds?
What's the end here?
The one that's left in the dark.
Seconds.
And sometimes...
cannot be broken.
Oh, shit!
This is definitely very visually interesting, but...
I accept what waits for you, my lord.
I call that was kind of whatever.
Yes, I am.
I am.
I am.
I don't know.
I don't know.
2027.
Man, it looks interesting.
I didn't really see anything that really made me like super, super want to play it.
I don't know.
I don't know best part from the back rooms movie
What is this?
What is wrong with this chat?
You know after I saw the back room movie I was like
It was okay, but I keep thinking about it like it's been like a brain worm
So I'm like, you know, maybe it was actually pretty good
Cuz I keep thinking about it. I want to know more about it
I'm playing a ghostly obsession probably next week
Probably like with a boy probably.
Guys this this is too much brain rot.
I can't watch this.
new league champ cinematic dude they got to stop adding characters to league
there's too many
oh I got the fourth one
oh my god it's not a league
is that Vayne?
You want a Bane skin? Or is it like a Bane skin for another champion, Bane more?
We have Veilfire Hunter, that's pretty cool.
What does this remind me of?
I'll sing.
Oh yeah, the glasses.
Yeah, I like the coat.
Yeah, I like the noni too, from Jigglypuff.
Did I say this guy looks like a beautiful bunch of pedantic characters?
I mean this is cool but this does not feel like
I can't believe it at all!
Right, just like me.
That's crazy, like a fox stays on the side of us.
Yo, look, Toss, A4 the Tier 2! Welcome!
This doesn't mean we're even.
That's good to see you too.
What does that even mean I don't understand?
Oh great, look what's in my recommend now.
Look what you guys have done.
Look what you've done.
This rate, MissDotChopperShiro gives you a bit of space.
Isn't don't that guy that's like the oh you guys someone sent me a montage of him when I was getting
But he's not gonna miss you twice and Luchov very much ahead of the pack goes down
Untradable as he gets to the perimeter of the B site. We've got damages DGT does slip the net and challenge from single now
I'm docked down to 58 health these fake are reloaded like one bullet
Yes, three shots left
way two of the kills USP gets the job done he had
He's always like surprised by himself. It seems like he's like, oh my god. I just did that. I love
delivers
You just fake three with three bullets and got to one time
Yeah, like so, I mean it's also cool and pro gamers are like no reaction like oh, yeah
course like they don't even react but it's it's funny how he's like oh what the heck I can't believe that
their team won 13 to 1 yesterday it's just like my teams guys except I'm on the one side
it's just like my teams there is a liar in these tunnels it's just like my my teams it's the same
They call him... Fuura.
What's he saying?
That is not your name.
Your name...
is Hunter.
As a Spartan, you were a legend.
You're a dawning radiance, thanks for the five months. Hello?
You stood for something.
But where are the Spartans now?
And I like to take the U-bots to protect the Metro.
From you.
You promised to bright a future.
And he played a Metro game long ago now.
I haven't played one in general.
Now, with no right to present tyranny in your name, you swore to crush the U-bots.
the enemy to face them head on. Guide the metro to the light.
But darkness consumes you. Spreads like a plague. Needs you.
There's so much headbomb in this game, it's probably gated.
Yeah, you know, if you stick to stuff with your headbomb.
I mean, I used to get super sick playing like, regular games, but I was able to play a 9 and 4, fine, about like, 15.
So maybe it's just getting better the more I play, different types of games, I know.
Sometimes it's still bad though, especially like, uh, like, cheap indie games with first-person.
I'm in the camera to talk about this while I'm alive.
I don't know what it is. I just love game trailers, even if I'm like,
Yeah, I'm probably never gonna play this game. They're just so interesting. They're like mini cinematics
It's great. I love trailers
February 2020. Oh, it's Xbox exclusive. Oh my god
Another board game
Don't Pac-Man dance dude!
It makes me feel pressured!
Oh my god.
It's a warm-
Oh my god.
What did I say?
Was it a twitch chat?
Lol this show sucks.
Do something this is boring.
Well, now this is lame.
Um, I'm gonna go watch something else.
This show got boring. You're a bad host.
We don't like her from P-Dog Lover.
Fix your show, bro. I'm falling asleep.
Don't like her. Uh-oh.
She's like, my chat guy.
Oh my god!
Where's my Mr. Beast?
I was in 10 million tolls!
IRL, MrBeast, the fuck you mean IRL, MrBeast?
What are you talking about?
MrBeast challenges be like, well, I had a good time at the one MrBeast video I went to.
I mean, it was it was interesting how how how dedicated they are like we did the no one leaves the cube challenge.
We couldn't even leave the piss. We they would wheel and pour the potties for us and then wheel out the poor the potties when no one had to use it.
it. Oh, so cute. I think I watched this last stream.
Yeah, she made this this morning and I can't love it.
So cute. It's a new favorite. That's not a pun. It's a
plushie fox, I think. So cute. Yo, Cobra. Thanks for
if she sleeps on it.
So cute.
So cute.
If I made one of these, my cats would be ignoring that shit.
They would not be.
They would not be playing around with us.
You can pick it up and no problem if you cross over, curse, everything.
He.
No, sir.
I don't know why.
Yeah, why does this stream have captions?
Yeah, pretty cool.
Does he actually have captions on his stream?
Or what is that?
It's new.
What?
They have it on all clips now?
Just anime.
Really?
Oh, interesting.
I didn't know about that. I've noticed that this one doesn't have clips or some titles
heart
And you know it makes me feel a little better see everyone was having fucking fucking tech issues with the stream
Oh my god, that shit was so fucking annoying. Oh my god
Here come the lights for the Monaco Grand Prix formula one goes racing
Okay, I had a question about a formula one if anyone can answer so
Since they just race through the streets how often do they crash?
Like it's probably pretty rare right because they're professional
Three chances disappear, it's on today, then it's Hamilton, then it's Leclerc, Jar-Russell,
one of our contenders for the win, did not get off the line, and it's heartbreak for
Mr. Stappen, as Kimmy Antonin, leads to the newest out of minute, Jar-Leclerc, Hadjar
Russell, and Piaz-Tree.
Yeah, straight away we saw the yellow light flashing on the corner of that car.
The course map, that's pretty cool.
Went into some kind of reset mode, so it's all over for him.
Will we get that car pushed away?
We see her front runners. It was a clean salt thereafter
Gasly has got a head of Landon Norris as well
That is a change match to stop and did get going. It's not going quickly though. Is he
Coaxing that one through so an anti-stool that he couldn't recover from or something is a wonder no one hit him
The circuit is so narrow. You don't get eyesight from a couple of rows
But they're all
I do just bring out please like what do you do if you're in the back? Are you just fuck the slapping launches?
But then goes up
It's got a sarcasm down to a T has any but that is just a power unit not going to pass around the corner wrong
Must be difficult the McLaren's very nearly made contact
Yeah, that pass was
God that's a marathon
And then he's just extended the gap, he's got 10 seconds out front.
The confidence he has as Hajar might end up in trouble.
He crosses the run-off area, but has managed to get on the gas
quick enough to deter Russell from throwing in what would be a bit of a mad move into the back.
That's the last thing I've ever seen.
See if I keep it on the trust in him.
Man, real life looks like he was down.
In comes Lewis Hamilton, a three-time winner of the Monaco Grand Prix.
The Ferrari team go to work and it's an efficient stop
It's a five second time penalty for Lewis Hamilton. It's for speeding in the pit lane
George Russell they needed clean stop and that is what his race required 2.4 seconds and hard tires on the car
Isaac Hadja stopping trying to respond to George Russell Hadja heads out onto the circuit and George Russell heads by
Do they show him the crashes in the race?
The driver second in the points and he clears Isaac Hatcher.
Here's another development, a five second time penalty for George Russell.
There are suggestions from teams on the radio that it is cutting the distance across the line in front of Canlap.
That is shortening the distance and therefore on average speeding in the pit lane.
Melbourne pits from tenth position.
I guess the pit stops much more quickly.
Oh, that's cool.
Oh, that's cool.
Oh, that's cool.
Finally, gets a major problem because Blando Norris is retiring from the Grand Prix by the looks of things.
Blando, we're going to box this lap and retire the car, and we're going to box the lap and retire the car.
He didn't start in China. He retired in Canada and he retires in Monaco.
Lance Troll into the wall.
Lap 60 of 78. Lance Troll hits the barriers.
He's in the tech pro.
Why does that even happen?
They saw what happened!
The safety car is deployed!
Oh my god, oh here we go.
Into Antony Norgs, yep.
Ah!
That was like a driver error, it looks like he turned in late.
Now whether that was because he was on the marbles.
You could hear the marbles on board, and I think he might have just gone on the marbles.
Oh my god, he had just straight into the wall.
He didn't turn at all.
Oh this guy's pissed, he's like,
Why won't you do that?
He tires from Ferrari.
This is gonna work beautifully for Hamilton because he takes his penalty,
and Leclerc will sit behind him.
So Hamilton will take that penalty for no cost.
But why the hell are we teaching? Why aren't we staying out?
Well, yeah, people probably bet like crazy on the race as well.
He's going to have to stack behind his teammate because he's been lapped as well.
Oh, it wasn't quick on the left rear.
It's enough. 4.5 for now over to Russell.
Antonelli, Hamilton, Leclerc, Russell, Hajar, the top five.
Hajar, I think has come out ahead of Russell.
Yeah, Millions.
George, by virtue of being lapped by his teammate,
has had to stack behind him and lose more time.
So Hadjar goes through.
There's a drive-through penalty for George Russell.
It's a drive-through penalty for failing to serve.
He's original, speeding in the bit lane.
Penalty correctly.
And now he's got to keep Lewis Hamilton behind.
Hamilton trying to win.
He's first, Grand Prix for Frey.
Oh, shit!
Antonelli trying to win in Monaco,
making it drive it around.
The green flag flies on the start of the main finish straight.
AHHHHH!
He's gone all and out of the race!
Unshall we run!
From the podium!
I'm surprised they're able to avoid him so easily if that's so thin.
He's gone on the restart of a hard favorite!
Antonelli, then Hamilton, then...
I know, a lot of times, see him too.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Gasly's got enough apparently.
So these fucking breaks.
Gasly serves his first, he's picked up a second, whatever is going on, it is gonna be incredibly punishing for Gasly.
Oh boy.
It is nearly time for the second start of the Monaco Grand Prix.
Antonelli versus Hamilton doing the Grand Prix, and Antonelli crawls off the line, but he's got what he needs, and he holds off.
Louis Hamilton, Hanjar gets a poor getaway.
Dude, being in the very back must feel so fucking bad.
You're like, I'm not gonna win, but I gotta keep going.
Oh my god, they're so much faster.
But the still penalties to be served,
and Russell is super slow.
Now, what's going on with George Russell?
Managed to get up into third place,
but look how far back he is from everyone else.
Backing the field up incredibly.
Has he got an issue?
George Russell has to serve a drive-through penalty.
It's chaos behind.
Look at this between the racing balls
Russell's...
Oh!
Oh my god!
The Russell's fucking there!
Oh!
He's got him!
Oh my god, he's so pissed!
Bro!
out behind that lot. And Hajar has been noted for a red flag infringement now. Only noted.
Kimi Antonelli wins the Monaco Grand Prix. The teenager can't stop winning in Formula One.
That's five in a row. A teenager. And this one will mean everything to him and his family.
Lewis Hamilton with back to back second places in Formula One. And Pierre Gasly will bemoan the
penalties because when you add on 5 and then 5 again he drops down and it will
elevate on the racetrack at least Isaac Hajar to the podium for just the second
time in Formula 1 Oscar Piaz 3 in 4 Liam Lawson P5 Arvid Lindblad is in sick
Gazzley drops to 7th and it's Albin
He has those two cracking up
It's a 10 second penalty for Nico Alkenberg for causing a collision it drops him out of the
points and it promotes Sergio Perez. Cadillac could have been looking at their first point
and at the moment they do have their first point but him parking up long in his grid box could
well be a penalty. The driver showed us all of the skills and we had some downright bonkers moments,
technicalities, penalties, contacts and in the end Kimmy Antonelli and Mercedes mile clear of
anyone else how old are the other racers rock I feel like it has to be kind of
tilting if like let's say you've been racing for 10 or 20 years and you lose
to a teenager that's to be kind of tilting
they're like 41 oh my gosh yo cobra thank you for the gifted sub thank you
Thank you, thank you. I'll watch the fable trailer.
The official one.
Do I remember the moment my powers came in?
Well, I was being crushed to death with sea water and mud and manure.
Well, it's holding onto my sister's hand.
I remember her fingers gripped so tightly in mine that her nails drew blood.
Until I...
I lost her grip.
But she stayed away.
That's sticking the memory a bit here.
I know why you're here, you want to talk about them, they're not real heroes.
You ever seen a legend in the flesh?
Well they're powers, how do they use it?
Killin' mindless beasts, fighting presidents, none of that matters.
A real hero knows how to wield a bow.
Always time and trivialities.
More!
And just work on science.
More important things to worry about are the vegetables.
A hero knows how to live with their choices.
Oi! What the fuck was that?
I was just...
Just sent my brother into the infinite fucking abyss without even asking for missions!
Remorse?
Remorse is for the guilty.
Look, I will tell you what I told them.
Albin isn't broken, and I'm going to admit it.
Albin doesn't need heroes.
It needs a hero.
No monster.
I'm not here.
Is me.
Is you?
Is really you?
you? I thought she was going to say it's you.
I thought it was an okay trailer. It was okay. I feel like there was a lot of like nothing
happening in a lot of the shots. I don't know.
What is this?
It's fucking coming!
Oh my god.
Oh my fucking god.
I got nothing to show you.
Chad, do I use my left?
Left left for breaking or do I use the-
Do I go with the right one to the left?
And aim it.
Change of plan, take a look through the stadium.
what the fuck is this he's doing great this is fine to me
holy shit
yo you're running this game for a month thank you
yeah baby
can you stop talking about it
wait this is what kind of fun actually
I don't really watch any forums again
oh my gosh
Oh my gosh. Pretty good.
Play it? I could. I still have my eye racing set up.
Maybe I'll try it when I'm back from Kansas.
Maybe I'll ask if I can watch my dad play a little bit.
Maximus, thanks for the six months.
Ooh, those are pretty flowers.
It's how it was colored to them.
Well, hey, hey, hey, hey, we're getting flashbang in the games and trailers!
Hey, that seems to be a valuable world.
Oh, Studio Ghibli game?
It's pretty.
Let's go.
You discover wonderful new places.
Dear friends, you always needed.
I'm worried. I'm worried.
And golden moments which linger on warm breeze.
This must have taken so much work to make this game.
Everything looks hand-drawn.
Oh, cute.
I like the vibes of this.
As you live your days.
Why does nothing about this feel a little bit sinister?
Am I crazy?
She lives in a dome.
Oh.
Oh, it's an Xbox exclusive.
I hate exclusive games!
Games, it also pisses me off that you, like even like Bloodborne, I hate exclusives, it's still on PC, I mean yeah, I guess so, but I need like, I need to use a different launcher and everything, like, oh man, yeah, I don't know, I don't know guys, like I'm, it's a lot of work, you know.
I
I was just going to play a new driving game.
Oh, the end is a little off-string again, so...
No, it's not. What is this?
Oh, it is? Okay. It's like, doesn't it sound right?
But it has cash now, like, though.
And her hair is cool.
I've never looked like my TV before.
But as my TV is still normal, it's not doing the weird status thing.
It's taxing the world to our Xbox IDC.
Sega!
Man, they're really trying to people use the Xbox app.
I don't know, I just like everything being in one place.
Ladies and gentlemen, admirers of the mysteries of magic, take your seats before the light
scatting on the curtain rises, I hate card tricks, they piss me off, they make me feel
stupid, that's why I don't like them.
Are you sitting comfortably?
Are you prepared to witness feats both mystifying and illuminating?
Sign of all I'm giving, you got me.
and let the shadows to the best for you.
Behold, the famous Jacob Minchurro, stage magician extraordinaire.
So brilliant were his tricks, it cast five long shadows behind him.
They called themselves Masters.
Through a deal with the Devil, the Masters sought yet more power.
Their deal demanded a sacrifice.
What's that advice?
They chose Jacob.
Jacob is trapped in eternal torment.
Oh no! Poor Jacob!
He pulled Jacob from his infernal nightmare and offered a new deal.
Face their legions, their tricks, every abomination they command.
Take what should have been his.
Escape if you can.
Oh
That's your key
So it's a first-person game where you fight with Magician and the rest of your friends
or something.
Do you think Gameplay know it?
I mean, it's...
Wow, it looks like it's gameplay.
It's not even 12-12, well...
This is like gameplay.
I'll just send the doubles deal
The deals and deal Jacob, I'll see you soon
Xbox game pass Xbox
Oh, I heard about the new Spyro.
I didn't play Spyro during up either, because I just had Nintendo consoles.
Oh, this is beautiful!
I knew you were gonna come, Sid!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Cute!
Hello, I got a movie!
Here dude, thank you for the two gifts, dad!
Not bad, not bad, and I saw that it's on Steam, of course, do-do-do, brr-brr-brr-brr.
I like how I'm basically just watching the whole Xbox showcase right now, just without
the commentary and I didn't have to wake up early for it, I'm there.
Yeah, basically every trailer.
The sword keeps you alive.
Etabah!
With the fight.
Look at this place.
It's mad.
The final confrontation is about to begin!
My brothers, this was dead for me.
They're all dead. Move!
But you can't...
Isn't that the same? I feel like in most of these, like, you call this like an RPG, right?
I feel like the combat looks the same in every trailer.
Like, it's like, they're just smacking up with swords and a little magic.
I mean, I guess, what else would it look like?
But it's like the same in every trailer.
It's the same. I don't know.
Oh, like I feel like that magician game looked super different.
I thought that one was pretty interesting.
I liked that.
What would you give victory?
The life of your sons?
The line between victory and defeat, this thing?
What if you had within you a power, terrible and divine,
To destroy your enemies.
We're twisted things for nine months.
Would you have the strength?
The resolve to build it?
If destiny was there within reach,
could you sacrifice everything?
Oh, this guy looks crazy.
See, this one has swords and stuff, but I feel like it looks different.
Another one is first person, but...
Oh my god.
Why is the echo be so low, bro?
Yeah, I was just thinking dude, I feel like this one would make me sick.
It's so close.
I feel like my, my face is like right in front of the screen.
Another September release.
September is going to be juicy.
Going to be juicy.
Okay, I think I'll watch a few more.
And then um, I proudly will go play my game, you know, it's about that time
Internet
I think it's funny to see all of them constantly up their quality like crazy because there's
so much competition for gotcha games now like they're all like oh my god this really is
the infinite money pit but now I have to try so much harder because there's so
many of them you know E-Roy why thank you for the two gifted thank you thank
you thank you yeah it's very saturated now
you're ready for the challenge and the reward of opening your very own cult
Hope stimulator!
You'll be going to beautiful Bedford County, USA.
Like this works hilarious.
Can you scare me? You're scaring me!
Is this such a seer game?
You pissed off a random person on the street. Do you want a trophy?
That's your normal method.
Stream idea!
You'll have to start it.
I
Looks fucking insane
Okay, I was complaining about the Xbox on PC and the Xbox Exclusive I might have to try that one though that one looks funny
I'm cool. I'm quite curious about that one
Quite curious, yo JC JC Texas thing from six months
You want it? Oh my god, he's evil
It's like that on that Goose game.
This is like a great Sub-Sunday game.
Wow, it's so pretty too. What a pretty game.
What is that? Meteor? Some shit. What is that?
Oh, I just saw one. Thank you for the gifted. Bad magpie.
Coming 2027.
That one looks interesting too.
Oops.
Good evening my dear followers!
Where's the wheeler wheeler?
Two roles, two participants.
Choose wisely or not.
I mean, the audience loves that choices.
Turn around, stay the way, go, go, go, go, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run,
the girl will suspend you.
No!
Closer, no!
Who will you choose?
It's all for your friends' sake!
And tonight, the show promises to be a success.
And tonight the show promises to be
Frenetic
Fuck me there's eyes
Welcome to follow us die with humor for your followers
I didn't even look that scary.
To the left, to the left, to the left, to the left, to the left, and do not die.
I didn't even look that scary.
Now you know the scariest trailer I've seen in all the game announcement shows?
Is that ill game.
Oh my god, that looks, uh, that looks atrocious.
That looks, yeah, ill bro.
That game, that game made me ill.
It's so scary.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, that game looks fucked.
I don't know if I I don't know how I feel about that one. Yeah, I don't I don't know. Okay guys, um
What's it I don't think this spell is a good idea. I just want everyone to forget me so I can start over
Now that no one remembers who I am things have gotten better
There you go. Being a hero doesn't get much better than this. I hope it stays this way
forever.
No!
Ugh!
Ugh!
No!
Ugh!
Mr. Strange, I think you put me in purgatory again.
I have to pee, so I just go in a quarter of a-
Guys, I'm gonna play the Witcher DLC today.
Or I'm going to start it today
There's two of them. So I got two to start today
Yes, it is time. Okay. I'm going to go piss real quick. I
Will be right back and then I will probably order food and then we shall game
Into the night
Yes, and I'm sure there will be more going to
Yeah, I should probably do Heart of Stone first, right?
Where do I work my controller?
Uh, yeah, okay.
Uh, where's my controller?
Okay, I will be right back, guys.
Okay.
Hungry, terrified, clutching your babes to your breasts.
Emperor Emile has marched his legions into our lands, laid siege to every fortress from here to the Blue Mountains, rabid and ravenous.
He bites and bites away.
Men of the North! You stand at the precipice. Your kings have failed you, so now you turn to the gods.
And yet you do not bleed. You do not kneel. You dust your heads with ash.
I state you well, why have the gods forsaken us?
We must look into the trials we've failed long ago.
In a time past, our world intertwined with another through an upheaval scholars call the conjunction of the spheres.
The gods allowed unholy forces to slip into our domain.
The offspring of that cataclysm was the nefarious force called magic.
Yet we did not banish it, instead studying the viral king for our own palo and wealth.
The unholy relics of this conjunction, the chores, the corpse, the world, and the razor swords against them.
Now have we laid this burden on others?
One so called, all witches.
That was the volume.
Straight.
You got it quiet for me for some reason.
Worse now that you're back.
Okay.
I see how it is.
Uh, is this still too quiet?
Oh god, I already forgot the controls.
On our right.
Okay.
Hearts of stone.
Okay, perfect.
We'll start this DLC and then do the other one after.
How long ago people said hearts of stone
is pretty long, or not heart of stone.
Blood and wine is pretty long, right?
Like 30 hours, is that true?
I can level 32, well I'm level 31, it's all right.
They're long, are they both long?
I'm just curious since I try to finish games in one go, like without starting other games
in the middle, so.
The first one is short.
Oh, it's 10 to 15 for Arzastone, 15 to 20 for Blood and Wine.
Okay, that's never mind.
Yeah, that's totally fine.
Not a doable.
Why die if I jump from here?
I am immune to fall damage.
I am literally immune.
what should i order today it's about
I'm so sorry Roach my bad that was my mistake oh god
What's going on here?
Oh
Maybe I'm gonna go more long. Thanks for 14 months
It's just a warm-up fight.
Okay, I'm going to order food.
I don't even care.
Why would I care?
It's just one fight.
You meant to do that right?
Yeah, obviously.
I kind of want something that feels kind of healthy, but all I see is like pizza, ramen,
What do I do?
Do you guys think subway is good I might get subway
Or maybe that's a misplay
No, really I feel like subway was like the best back in the day and then it got horrible
Let's go
It's because like okay, so here's my theory on why subway fell off
So there was a time in my life where
It was like this was like seven years ago when I kind of thought I wouldn't be streaming for as long as I have been now
I was like, okay, so
But what I like to do when I'm done streaming that sounds fun
Maybe someday I'd like to open a restaurant, right? So I looked up
How do you franchise a restaurant? Like how do you get like a McDonald's or something, right?
And Subway is the cheapest and easiest restaurant to franchise
That's like a big super popular chain at least when I checked
So I think what happened is a bunch of people open subways and since there's like a million subways
It's way harder to do quality control
So your chance of getting a shitty subway versus like a shitty McDonald's or Taco Bell
Is way higher. That's my that's my theory, but it could be like their their quality of their
I think it's just a tune if you will open subways so now a lot of them suck
First time chatter why are you still level 17 armor?
Looking for old geared Bonnevraic
Ah, I'll be inside.
Those are subway haters.
Wait, what's the best sub sandwich place?
Is it like Jersey Mike's?
I kind of want a sub sandwich.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
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Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
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Ha.
Ha.
Am I supposed to pre have any knowledge for this DLC?
Like who are any of these guys?
Why is their hair all bad?
Yeah, who are these guys?
That is their hair style.
Songs and novels, yeah, right.
Yo, JoJo, thanks for 25 months.
I fucked up.
Dude, the alerts are like off the screen. How did I do that?
Okay, I fixed it.
The Rodanian Free Company. The Wild Ones folk call us.
Oh, in the woods.
In our coat of arms.
I was told I'd find a cure.
I'll give him a drug here.
Someone's made an arse of you, bro.
Ha ha ha!
So maybe you can make up for that and help me, brother.
Something tells me you and me have got different mums.
All right, Ungus, you've had your fun.
His name's Ungus.
I'm Oghid.
Oghid.
Oghid.
Oghid.
Oghid.
Oghid.
Oghid.
Oghid.
Oghid.
Oghid.
Oghid.
Oghid.
Oghid.
Oghid.
Oghid.
Oghid.
What do you think he is?
You're all all feared, not it?
Got him right, you're lost!
One man split into three bodies.
Not interested in his loss.
The heck Oph, take it for the five.
Thanks Oph.
Dude, what is up with these guys' hair?
It's like the worst hair I've ever seen!
Not laughing.
I guess that means you didn't get the brain.
Angry Justice, thanks for the 8-1s, and J.C. Texas, thank you for the 5-hifted.
I'm the one got his fists!
Oh! Wait, I was not ready!
I was not ready, I didn't know we were no fight!
I thought we were homies!
Oh, I can't!
I can't drink my potion, either.
I was not ready!
Dude, I wasn't ready!
Let me go- Let me try again!
I got fucking bitched!
And he's one to get bored mighty quick
Okay, you all right, okay
Don't you use you all right, okay?
What is that?
So you're just staring on a naked lady statue. Oh my god
What is this day traffic for the five gifted the guest?
Do you know what's outside schools is fetch the best prices?
Naked women?
Okay.
Oh, I have to actually answer.
I like I'm not gonna answer. I like it. I am kind of curious what
What what what he's gonna say that is on girl?
Especially the two ovoid forms
Just a two ovoid forms. I don't like men with no sense of humor. They bought me to death
Are you still like what it's yelling
The life you could breathe into a chunk of cold stone
But I look at it now, and it seems just a rock, ideally proportioned, not a floor on
its surface, painfully perfect.
As lifeless and boring as a boulder at the roadside.
Why are you petting its hair, you weirdo?
That's better. More interesting at the least.
Very well. And now to the next item.
No problem, man.
Let's rejoin a company. Partake of some refreshment first.
Her arm is broken. What a waste.
Ataman, old gear. Long live the Ataman!
Long live the X-Men! Long live the X-Men!
Come and drink with us!
Well, we haven't had a choice now.
Well, I see little his friends have that horrible haircut, this ginger guy.
That's just some wine, dear. And a nibble, too.
There's some special occasion.
We just feel like feasting.
Every occasion is special.
Today we celebrate a dubic.
Whose?
Squire Haradaw's new sabre.
I've written a name for it.
Fair Sabre, I dub thee...
Traditioner!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Thank you for the 10 gift dude, thank you.
Thanks, Hitachi.
So kind.
So kind.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I'm no blue, what it is?
Only that it's deadly.
I'd not have bothered at my cook, no, because it fits you.
The way she prepared game, I'd no equal.
That why she was in the sewers, to fetch game?
No, she went to a fair with a sister or cousin, that's his name.
Duff Wench convinced her a prince transformed into a toad lives in the Oxen First series.
May you know, Wil, each craves a prince and will word need deep through shark to get him.
This guy knows women.
Now she went, never to a chair.
Oh, let's just skater them for the five.
Wasn't the first, it seems, either.
Where are we? Thank you.
Hey, leave her be!
Is there any way to treat the lord of the manor's daughter?
Apologies. Now, where were we?
Oh, yes, a contract.
So, you'll check it.
We have to haggle first though, right?
We have to haggle before we take the contract.
Tracks one formality to resolve first my pain never you mind that's
It's a with a base and you'll have leaves it's a kid if you wish for anything
Still I prefer
You'll confuse thanks for 101 months
three four hundred crowns 450 agree and that'll be in addition to whatever the men so you wish to say
All right, consider the BQ women respected by night.
Thanks for 53 months.
This guy really gets women.
I need to repair my sword.
My shit is fucked.
It is broken.
My silver sword.
It's been broken for a while too.
Hey you! Puss Papers!
Puss Peepers!
Names Geralt.
But I've been aboard Puss Peepers.
Puss Peepers.
Get to the point.
Got an offer. Potentially lucrative.
I understand.
Someone's killed my mate. Name was Clivert.
You're to figure out who did it. Then cut the boogers' head off.
Keep talking.
Clivert dealt this tech.
A few days past, he rode to Bowden to take a delivery.
Never came back.
Then they're actually seeing his corpse.
No, but Clivert was one damned reliable orson.
We was to meet, he didn't show.
Can only mean he's dead.
Find the bastard who did this.
Find him and kill him. I'll pay top coin need to think it through
Clive it's got a scar on his forehead not unlike yours spot that you'll know it's his body
Said I'd think about it
Know what push peeps
What was peeps?
I know what he's made of
You'll do what I ask
I bet anything on it look for me an oxen for the alchemy in on the main square
Okay, goodbye, lady. I guess. Okay, another quest.
A long way.
True.
Nekin, don't fall far from the pig.
Very, very wise.
Okay, let's go to this white point, and then we look, oh wait, there's probably one here.
Probably one here.
And we'll get a new TP thing too.
Alright, roach, off we go!
Off we go!
I haven't ordered my dinner yet, you know it sounds great guys, just the whole, oh wait, there's a TP thing here.
I just want to get a whole block of Parmesan cheese that sounds amazing right now
Dude, I love parmesan cheese do back when I first opened my peel box
This was like when I still lived in Kansas, so probably mostly all work
Not probably definitely 99% of all weren't watching me back then
Um, it was when I first opened my P.O. box, someone sent me an entire wheel of partners
on cheese.
And that shit is not cheap.
It's like hundreds of dollars.
And I'm like bruised.
And I made pasta with it.
It was so fucking good.
Oh my god, it was amazing.
Yeah, I felt so blessed.
Confused.
Thank you for the five bucks.
Get you that cheese.
I love cheese.
She's still doing the Kansas bit. What is the Kansas bet? I am from Kansas
What is the Kansas bits of close to be oh god hey come back here stop running
I feel like using Bree in a dad joke is cheating, it's too easy because you can use Bree for
I could be in a lot of things.
That out, that one's too easy.
Oh, I didn't repair my sword.
Fuck, I forgot.
What was it I didn't hear?
It was,
What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say to a carcruitry board when he needs a refill?
I'll breathe back.
What is this?
Help me new wife calm down. He's dead. I'm sure it can be done
Let it go
Damn it
You did all you could she's from Witcher one
Thanks, Geralt
It's uh, good to see you.
You too.
Last track of you after I left Vizima.
Where'd you go?
What have you been doing?
Um, long story short.
What is a monster hunter's favorite cheese?
Months.
Mainly at my clinic in Otsun.
That one's also too easy, but in Redania I'm called on to help the army at times.
Awkward X moments.
Did he just date everybody?
Sure.
But uh, once we're out of these suits.
What's that green sludge on her chest?
What is that?
Just the hotties?
Her shirt?
No, look at this stuff under her shirt up here.
He got some green goop
leave next week now he won't nor will the rest of his unit how many were they
sad whole squad six brave boys all dead why'd they send you down here
only if it's not cover 20 unique romance opportunities in Witcher 1 from the
beast the prowls these sewers it doesn't just kill those who come down here
you know that's of the water would stick ill as well as is contaminated
That's ridiculous.
Iranian soldiers among them.
This way
Greetings badly bent something large struck it with a lot of momentum
I shut it as I thought the monster must have slammed into it glad it held up
And now we need to find a way around it. Is it worth it?
What about that those virtual wall just hoping the monsters blow a week in one of the world?
Crazy
I'm a genius. That's why the ladies love Geralt. Yes. What do you want Geralt? Yes?
What do you want, Darrel?
Careful, monster might still be here.
What's this?
Wyrvin spirit, hell yeah!
soldiers from your escort yes that's them
Varen, Nicholas, or boys.
Beast doesn't play around apparently they saved my life
them well him I met this morning but Vern and I served together at the
Battle of Dorian. Nicholas only enlisted this year. Sorry. Once you kill this beast
we'll have to send someone down here to collect their bodies. Give them a proper
beret. She's covered in green goo! It's on her arms too! We came in here, Nicholas
started looking for tracks then drowners attacked but it's like under recluse
but Franz was injured his leg he and I stayed behind I tried to bandage him up
while Nalls stood watch then that beast appeared he bleeds green I turned around
and saw him lying there covered in a sticky substance I ran back to get him
and then dragged him to where you found us.
Where was the monster?
Well, Nicholas and Byrne had driven it away from us
and paid dearly for it.
Managed to get a look at what attacked you?
Everything happened so fast.
I didn't get a good look.
No, only saw it from behind.
I know it was large and slimy.
Slimy?
Gotta look around.
Man you patched up.
Is he here?
I don't see him.
I think the monster might have dragged him off.
Could have.
He's probably crawled in or out through here.
It's deep.
The lower level of the sewers has been closed off for years.
But then, the commander had a skeleton.
See if I can't find it.
It's the pattern of no no no like on her neck like and look at her hands look at look at that
like right here she is covered in slime
oh my god okay let's find this key
I'm not just hallucinating it like am I being gaslit slash wounds made by a blade
No monster did that's a green slime magic
Found some bread
Smash wounds made by a blade no monster did this
Are you all right? I'm fine. I can't get down this way. I'll look for something else
be careful oh my god unfortunate romantic came to lift a prince's curse
found a hideous death instead
they were trying to save the prince
what really happened it's a mystery
Yeah, I guess slice and hack you little bitch.
I
There's more.
Oh my god.
That's a lot.
This is a lot!
This is a lot!
This is blood run on the other one.
This one is um...
This is Hearts of Stone.
Wait, did I fail something?
Defeat your...
Is that...
This fight?
Okay, while I'm healing, I'm gonna order my sandwich.
From Jersey Mikes!
I hope they didn't close, I just realized it's...
8.30...
ONE MINUTE Until Closing!
Uhhh...
I'm gonna get um...
California Cl...
It's 8.30 they closed!
Ahh...
I'm such a fucking idiot, dude!
I thought I had time, I didn't realize I was late!
Okay, I'm gonna order from...
Oh wait, I found another Jersey Mike's that's still open. Never mind. Okay, got Mike's
famous Philly, tuna fish, Chipotle chicken cheesesteak, turkey and provolone, Italian
Sub, BLT, California Club Sub, a regular.
Do they sell soup at Jersey Mikes?
Wait, they have hot subs?
Buffalo Chicken Cheese Stake?
California Chicken Cheese Stake?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Uh.
I'm just going to get a club sandwich, I guess.
I'm sorry, I don't know, it's scheduled to li- oh, it closed.
Dude, it fucking tricked me!
I thought it was open!
What the fuck?
Is that shit?
Like they got mac and cheese at schlotzkis?
Okay, I'm gonna get schlotzkis.
Um...
Fucking hell.
Why am I having such a struggle session?
Oh my god.
Wait, did I have bit rate issues?
I'm just curious because it seemed to me like the bit rate issues were like 99% fixed.
If it still happens sometimes, that's okay.
Very minor.
Okay, yeah, that's good.
Yeah, it seems like they've mostly been resolved, but I'm kind of waiting to see if it stays
that way, you know. I don't trust it. Very untrustworthy. Okay, I ordered a
a sub sandwich from Schlossky's.
Now I may play again.
Yippee.
Flowers.
This guy died with flowers.
Maybe he was also looking for the prince?
So sad.
Why is there a fucking stink cloud over there?
I'm poison gas back there.
Die, motherfucker.
It's your room, bro.
What are you talking about?
What's left of him, you mean?
What kind of beast would do that?
Does that mean another one?
Well, means our monster doesn't attack them.
They get along with whatever's prowling the sewers some kind of symbiosis
Smells like a petting zoo stained in Red Bull
The sewers are my room my room smells fine
Interesting what Frans had a leg wound, right?
Just above the knee
Managed to apply anything to it. Yes some spirit
But that was it.
Why do you ask?
Look, half of Franz's leg is gone.
Monster must have chewed it off.
Other bodies were untouched, except for the wounds they sustained in battle.
Are you suggesting...
the beast likes alcohol?
Mixed with blood.
Of course!
Blood and wine! But it's the wrong DLC, this is the other one!
Dad, we'll learn anything else here. We need to find the lair.
Right behind you.
I didn't get to inspect these.
Hmm.
Odd smell.
A land of alcohol, blood and monster stench.
Must have come through here.
Another unfortunate romantic came to lift a prince's curse.
Found an hideous death instead.
Give me your jolly smoothies.
Why didn't I just use Tinder?
You have to go to the sewers to find the man in your dreams.
I mean I would never understand it personally.
Not hang on people that use it, I would just be too fucking scared.
He's basically intact, just half covered in slime.
Hope the wretch didn't suffer.
A woman must have come here hoping to find her prince.
And there's a lot of dead people down here.
Monster left by this tunnel.
We'll never make it through there.
Need to find another way.
Oh, if we can't go through there, maybe this way?
Can you get your sample here? Sure along with a bunch of dirt rubble and drowner droppings
I need a clean sample from the layer that would be best
Shawnee can you get your sample here? Sure along with a bunch of dirt rubble and drowner droppings
I need a clean
Oh
My god guess juicy drowners are an occasional treat to
What is this thing not even the drowners are safe enough for your sample it'd be
more than enough if it wasn't contaminated my gosh nothing is ever
good enough for her weeper I got a new sword
wait I have a plus 47 this one's not better but but this one is way better and
And I don't even have to repair it.
I don't really have good rune stones, though.
I'm still put something in, though.
This one, I guess.
Oh, wait.
Wait, look.
Look.
It's blue!
And my other one's a pink one?
I got to have a pink sword and a blue sword.
Love that.
Quantum Slayer, thanks for 8 months.
All the tunnels and corridors converge here.
What now?
Need to lure the beast.
How? We don't even know what kind of monster it is.
But we do know it likes a blend of blood and liquor.
Just so happens I've got some alcohol on me.
I hope you don't plan to cut yourself off.
Relax. Plenty of bodies. I'll use one of them.
Sample you collected enough hope so, but I'd still like to get some pure venom once you've killed the monster
Oh, did this still a man to don't know use for once the beast's dead not true
I have a few poison patients on hand besides I can study the venom test it maybe discover some interesting properties
I'll get to work hmm
I doubt I'd be much help in the fight, but you might need me afterwards. I'll look for a hiding place
You'd be better off waiting for me up top or back home, but no butts
Wait in the passage for now if you have to though. I'd rather you didn't but when the monster shows you run for the surface
Fine Shawnee look at me promise. You'll stay out of it. I
Promise good now go hide be careful Geralt
Guys, I got this monster one try easy.
Don't even sweat it.
I know you're all super worried about me and want me to survive, but don't worry.
I got this first try.
No problem.
No problem.
I don't even know what it looks like, it's probably some kind of spider, right?
Or a giant frog, probably, right?
It slimes people.
It's a toad.
We lost some in the beast.
I forgot what they said, it's a toad monster.
He's pouring the dwarven alcohol.
He's gonna smell it now, here he comes!
Summon him!
That's all those birds are running, they're scared!
Oh no!
Oh
Fuck no
Why did he slime my screen?
Okay, yeah, mine's like frozen.
Okay, yeah, mine's quite close then, the other thing is so slow!
Oh, it doesn't like the fire, it looks like.
Why am I losing my magic?
This is bad.
Guys, I'm in trouble.
Guys I'm in trouble
Yeah, my potion's pretty weak.
Upgrade the swallow, god damn it!
I don't know how!
People said buy it from an alchemist.
I don't know where to do that.
I got this, don't even flood it.
Ouch!
Okay, I was a little bit too cocky that time.
When I said first try, I was just kidding. I meant third try.
I'm dying the poison or something
Get down!
Good grief.
What is up with you, girl?
Let's pray, you rooster, my fucking clown!
Like what the fuck dude?
Oh my god!
This fuckass frog!
I feel too weak to fight him, but you're only supposed to be level 32 for the DLC.
Maybe I just need to upgrade my armor more?
They might have to actually go get stronger for the first time in this game on Immortal
Um, I'm such a pain.
Okay, I'm gonna try again!
Am I really just supposed to hit once and then spam dodge when he jumps?
Cause it feels like a weird fight.
There he goes! Oh my gosh!
I'm gonna try... I guess.
I feel like there were no fights in the base game that was super hot.
Unless, yeah, I was super under water.
Oh my god!
Maybe since it's DLC, it's made for people who, like,
got crazy upgrades where, like, they're just so strong in the base game and I'm just a little,
a little weakling compared to Mum.
I don't even feel any damage.
I sprained!
Oh, he's stuck!
Oh, I just have to try other things.
Ah!
I
Promise I keep oh you suck
Okay, let's see now.
Ah!
Ah!
He hopped onto it!
Are you fucking bitch?
He hopped onto it!
Are you kidding me?
He hopped onto it!
Are you kidding me?
Oh
Oh, no!
Okay, well, I at least figured out the little gimmick for it, I guess.
Fuck!
Oh my god!
Okay, I feel like every time there's some kind of a... like the boss seems too hard,
There's usually a sometime again.
You're so annoying.
You're so annoying.
You're so annoying.
Wait, no! You'll score me?!
Thank you for the two gifted! There's too many...
Oh, thank you for the two gifted!
Oh, no!
Oh, my God!
That move is crazy!
Shiver Seal, thanks for the resource!
Okay, I think this time I can do it dude
Why is he getting hit by my fucking wielding?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, King Sif, thank you for the two gifted.
Un- Abobo undefeated king.
Oh my god.
Dude, this guy is like 8 to 8 10 times harder than the actual like final boss of this game.
Is that not insane?
You were in it! How can you jump away?
I'm gonna use it.
Oh, great, my thanks for three seven months.
I refuse to go upgrade my
Losing to a frappler.
Yeah, Johnny, thanks for 29 months.
This guy's a fucking bitch.
Oh, shit!
Oh, my God!
Dude, I hate this frog!
Mom, it's thanks for the two gifted.
Oh, no, Lexus, thank you for the present!
Thank you!
Dude, how is that possible?
Oh, no, Lexus, thank you for the present!
Thank you!
Dude, how is he not getting caught in the-
Thank you all, I'm first with the coin!
Dude...
Dude, I-I'm pretty sure I've already died more in this guy than any boss in the main game.
And I was equally as like under here in this game.
This is just so-
A very high-acted pain might impose on the world.
This guy is fucking soft!
Fuck this fight!
Dude!
Why does he only get caught in the inside?
Like, sometimes the same boy for sure needs to be like a little duck-bearer,
but then other times he gets caught at the edge, other times he doesn't!
Oh, my god.
This fucking bitch.
This fucking bitch.
This fucking bitch.
I got him to happen, that's it dude!
Jinxy or sorry not jinxy Ginny the taxi girl thinking for the two gifted
Sorry, I thought I said jinxy. Thank You Ginny the taxi girl for the two
Oh, yeah guys remind
Ex-Gintel key, thanks for the 5 months!
Do you guys think I can do it if I just keep trying and get better at the fight, or should
I go actually get potions and maybe better armor?
Because I feel like I'm not really doing anything that different from the other fights I've done.
This is what I do get hit with.
That's fine, bro.
How does he know it?
Getting hit there.
fuck!
Fuck!
Dude.
You like that shelter?
This is like the rustland harry boxing match all over again.
What's that supposed to mean?
I can't even really even see the blazer.
There's the room is green and the throne is green and the slime is green.
He's just jumping around!
He's floating above the ground now!
He's floating above the ground now!
He's floating above the ground now too. How is that fair?
I can't just do whatever the hell he asks me to do.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Okay.
Which are souls?
Yeah, this is so different from the other fights, but it's not even.
Which are souls? Yeah, this is so different from the other fights, but it's not even...
Like, yes, I mean it, it's not even relevant at all.
I'm fucking dead!
I can't see!
Oh
Oh my god, I hate fighting boys, it's so annoying!
I just died to poison!
Oh my fucking gosh.
So annoying.
Oh, my food is here.
I'm gonna go grab it.
I'll be right back.
Hello. I am back.
I've got my sandwich and such, I also got a soup and a mac and cheese and it looks like
They gave me no pork and no spoon, so I have to get up again.
Hello, guys.
My hot sauce disappeared.
Hello everybody.
My hot sauce is missing from my fridge.
Cheesy baked potato soup.
Yo, it's sleepy, thanks for the six months and sun, sun.
Thank you for the two months.
Thank you, thank you.
Why was the cheese wearing a mask?
Cause he was up to no gada.
The TTS pronounced it wrong.
I
What the fuck?
The follow-up!
Oh my god!
Like what attack are you gonna take those for?
Oh my god.
Now I'm against the wall, there's like nowhere to go.
Okay, I'm gonna do a few more tries and if I still can't get it, I guess maybe I'll go
upgrade my armor then it should be okay.
If I just don't take so much damage from Bloodstack, I think I'll be fine.
Dettner, thank you for the 5 gifted, thank you!
And N2 Neon, thanks for the 2 months.
Oh my lord.
Oh my god, I actually got him.
I wasn't even looking at his health guard.
Dude, that was a way more than anything in the base game.
Holy shit.
I know I am weak though.
Dude, the Geralt's feeling it too. He's like, holy fuck!
What the hell? Oh, there is a prince in there!
Or something.
He's dead!
Hello, boss.
Galabekar.
What are these guys?
Johnny, thank you for the tan.
Thanks, Johnny.
Gather us, I'll vote.
Well, what's going on?
Ah, he's finally come to, and he can speak human, turns out.
He started thinking I'm not conversing common the whole way, except maybe with me reflection
in the piss bucket.
Where? Where am I?
On the Albatross. On the FACBAR file.
FACBAR file!
On Route 2 of Fear.
I'm resigning on as a sailor.
Oh, you didn't mean...
Mac and Sheen.
They dragged you aboard.
Seems you killed that prince.
Oh, the prince is dead.
Oh, toad in the sewers.
Damn it.
Should consider myself lucky, I guess.
Could have killed me on the spot.
It depends how you look at it.
Happens to know a bit of a thing.
Heard them saying they come here on a mission dispatched by their king to find their prince lift his curse
Wagered their honor about their families five generations back. They bring him home safe and sound and I killed him great
So must think they can save their owner by bringing the prince's murderer back to face the king's justice
I'm understanding.
Listen, there was a young woman, a medic, red hair, they captured her too.
But recall seeing anyone of us all, you were alone.
Good.
I mean she managed to flee, hopefully made it home.
And who might you be?
Felipe Caligar, my new service.
professional fence and your guide about oxen first and why are you here you
killer Prince too well to their thinking I had a hand in this
death see I was their guy let them down into the suits but not until after you'd
call their princes gut open sorry about that not your fault me and all said and
done could have sat on me arson the alchemy joy or dinner playing what
Thanks, Sylvanas! Thank you for the farm arts.
I'd like went it all today.
No
What's your matter any road matters a lot if they're calling me off to hang me
I'm not in hurry to arrive. Hey glad to be settled to a fear. Hey, they got wild horses there
Why black stripes? I was wanted to see sure
They're not horses with white stripes. Hey black horses with white stripes. They got in Zanguibara
Ah, I'm sure of it.
Tried to break out yet.
Used every ounce of charm I got, nothing doing.
Might be my aphir is rusty.
My aphir is nonexistent.
Well, we'll be at sea at least a month.
I'll teach you some of that time.
I'm not holdin' back!
What's that mean?
Total se-shuttle.
There's been a misunderstanding. Can I talk to your captain?
I
Car
I guess he's having super dinner too. How do I say?
Oh
What what did he say? Oh shit
I was looking at all of them
What just happened, what do they say sent to sit quiet
Like you'll hang in some weeks
We'll see you's in the mood for jokes
Why what did I say that you wanted his auntie's hat?
Great
All you get is angry girls fucked up like puff up you notice while I'm fishing
Is it the cold there anyone here who speaks common?
There's this mess
He's the one who recruited me to show him through the sewers.
Oh, I'm amazed what Leedsden knows a bit.
Bird in talking.
What a doubt I will talk to you.
I was you.
You have some shots at him.
I'm going to flappin' me tongue.
Got a long voyage ahead.
Good night.
Sleep's not what I need.
Someone I can actually communicate with.
That's what I want.
Greetings, Geralt. Remember me.
No.
I... Who is this?
Not really.
Gawntarogden.
And also his master, Mera.
We bet in quite order.
I helped you find your... Yennefer.
Oh, is that the first game or something?
And it seems you need my help again.
We're the noose.
The tutorial? I don't remember this guy at all!
Why is this guy on the boat?
I haven't trained yet.
It doesn't look promising.
Not unlike your situation.
I could try to extract you from here, you know.
Because you do wish to disembark.
He was your first blunt one?
Oh!
I'm just kidding. I saw it all the time.
But, before I do, I must know your return with Devoe.
Right. Can't possibly get something for nothing.
Indeed. We're all said and done by now a merchant.
So, do you want my help?
Yes.
It's a deal.
Once it's all over, we shall meet at midnight at the Crossroads,
meet the willows near the village of Yantra.
You slodkey think I'm too gifted?
New score locked!
I'm a light bolt, not one bit.
I hate my devils, make me stunk, churn.
Ah, you give me crime to sleep through the whole thing.
Oh, no!
There's a lot of water still in there, right?
The door opened though, we're free!
Just like that!
Vietnam is a tiny job in my field.
To appear, get a safety.
The King's reward will be generous.
What about the prisoner?
Before the King, we must bring him.
On doing so, my honor, realize.
Can we just bring your King with us today?
Like we do with the other?
We have a drought. We could do nothing.
We deliver life this way.
Apart from all else,
Oh, the king is sure to prevent him to.
I don't know if you see.
What kind of army are they?
Flames?
No, our buddy!
He's just ahead now!
But he's...
He's dead!
No, he's seven!
Oh, and he got the works cut open, he's crazy.
oh shit he's got the red eyeliner and one eye and everything
What was that?
Where are we?
Dude, I just got fucked up by that mage.
You know, after I killed that frog, I was like, you know what?
This is my wake-up call to finally go get my potion sorted out, and now I'm stuck on
some fucking island or something with these guys.
Getting my ass beat by a cage.
Oh
My god
Oh my god, what is that?
It's Kansas.
Oh
Ow!
Oh, my God!
have an idea I'm going to play more than
Why does the fight getting harder?
Oh
of
of
of
of
of
of
Oh, holy fuck.
He's lost.
Oh no, please.
Dude, this can't be.
Don't do me like this.
What the fuck, bro?
I think I'm gonna focus him this time
and maybe his attacks will just kill the little guys.
Oh my God, that sucks.
Use the crossbow?
No.
And then maybe I have to tell you guys
Alright after this I'm actually going to upgrade my potions for real this time.
I
Oh
On my way to fuck you up, bitch
Stop doing that
get out of here
kill it
I got him!
Jesus.
Now these fights feel way harder than some of the other ones, I'm getting a lot of runestones,
that's nice.
And I got some clothes.
Where'd my armor go?
Yo, EvanMT for the 20.
Thank you, Evan.
And Oaf, thank you for the 10.
Thank you, guys.
Oh my god, why is that such a rough fight?
Why does this shirt make me weaker than just being shirtless?
Alright, where the heck are we?
Or all the way up here.
Roach!
And our way back.
Let me get my potions back.
Can't meditate on the horse.
All right.
Can I take this boat?
Okay, where can I find an alchemist?
Surely just like in any town, right?
Or do I need a specific alchemist to get the upgrades?
Gosh, any big city.
Okay, oh my fucking god.
No overgrads surely, right?
Shopkeeper.
Guys, I don't know where the damn alchemist is.
Alchemy supplies is the beaker icon.
Okay, it says there's one here, right?
Keira was a good alchemist.
Would I be able to get them here or should I actually go to a town?
It's unmarked and over-gread till you find it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Now Roach, why would you spawn by the drowners?
All right time to run I'm being pursued I haven't heard it in so long
Oh, it's right here. Nice.
Please sell me a potion upgrade recipe.
Potion upgrades!
Okay, looks like he's got a lot of recipes.
Uh, runestones.
I mean, I'm sure he has it, right?
Guys, I'm not seeing anyone.
I mean, these seem pretty good though, but wait, what about...
Formula for crafting a bomb that explodes on impact, will I take that?
I will take that sure
Guys, I don't see what I need though
Guys, I don't think he has it
How am I supposed to find this?
Oh shins.
Oh it's superior swallow.
But I need enhanced swallow.
Okay, I'm just gonna Google this guys.
Fuck this.
Enhanced swallow.
Picture 3 is possible spawn at random diagram location starting at level 10 and I've never
found it?
That's fucking crazy!
Oh my god.
That is fucking ridiculous.
That is fucking ridiculous.
Google gamer?
Well I mean I wouldn't even fucking know that's a thing if y'all weren't telling me I would
just be brute forcing every fight still like I've been the whole time anyway.
I wouldn't even be given a fuck.
Y'all are the one who told me to do it.
And now I'm doing it, and you're still mad!
Okay.
Little Shop and Glory Lane.
There's only three merchants that sell it.
Where is this?
Novigrad.
Glory lane.
Glory lane.
Glory lane.
Glory lane.
There's glory gates here.
There's no map on the wiki.
Wait, I'm here it is.
Okay.
So, it's somewhere in this area.
Okay, there is an alchemist somewhere in this area
That sells what I need.
And somehow I've never found them.
How?
Oh!
I'm thinking of your charity.
That's just a joke.
Poo!
Meow!
I'm in glory way
Where's this fucking alchemist? Where is it?
Gryphelist in a shop in Glory Lane.
North of Putrid, groving across the canal to the... what?
You ruined Poro thingy for the two months.
I'm going insane, I'm going insane.
I should never ever ever done this dude now I feel like I'm giving up I should
just continue to do the game fuck you guys the wiki does say you can get the
The recipe randomly, so how did I randomly get the upgraded or like the third tier of the potion?
But I never ever got the second here. Isn't that crazy?
Like that's crazy
Yeah, just bad luck I guess I don't know
Because I do have the third tier potion recipe, but you need the second one to even make the third one
So the herbalist is somewhere out here.
He's downstairs.
He is marked on my map now.
Put me in here.
Herbalist!
He's supposed to be a door.
Oh my god. Holy shit. Yeah, I would have never found this guy on my own. What the fuck?
Without a quest or something?
I got a plague weapon with this bitch too after I buy what I need.
So this is a quest item.
Enhanced Necrophage Boil.
Wait, so many bombs.
There's Enhanced Wall, I got it.
I'm just going to buy all these, honestly.
Okay, now.
Let's see.
I enhanced swallow.
Holy shit!
Finally.
I don't have white gold.
So there's some stuff I'm missing for the upgraded vitriol.
I think vitriol's an ingredient?
What is white gold?
You can craft those.
What is it though?
White gold.
Oh, here we go.
Chary, Chorjol, and Mandrake, Chorjol?
Where do I get these?
Hold on, let me switch back to the alert list.
Yo, Kapot, thank you for the two months, thank you.
You go to bars, okay.
So I need Chary and Mandrake.
And I should be able to make it.
How about you take a break from the hockey?
We play cards instead.
I got my Triss Marigold card.
Oops, fuck, I'm gonna start that.
I was gonna try to take out some of my cards.
This is not a bad starting hand though.
This is good.
I love you two.
I think that's better than...
Not bad!
I like this starting hand.
He's got a decoy.
Three dummies.
Okay, that might be too much, but I might be able to like bait him a little bit or something
and then pick my cards back up. Oh my lord.
Okay, that's good.
Or Scorch three times, that's true. I could save the dummies for Scorch.
like can I dummy the guy with the something no I can't
I didn't draw any of my like synergy cards
I mean, he's using a lot though.
Oh my gosh.
I could just pass here or I could take my five back and then he'd pass.
I think I'm just going to pass here.
Okay, this is fine.
I think he still has a spy.
Of mine, maybe.
I'm going to play Triss.
Okay, that's fine.
I still have my, uh, clear weather thingy.
I'm going to hold off for now on using a dummy, but I might use a dummy.
this is fine. Okay, pass. Perfect. This is totally fine.
Buzzybee. Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're very good at it.
I don't get it. I don't get it.
Uh, Loki, I'm just gonna play the spy here.
And then I'm also gonna take my 8-bat. Wait, I'm an idiot.
Now this is fine, I can use a lower cost card.
Not the most efficient, I could have scorched twice, but that's okay, I think I will still
win, I have 3 more cards in them.
And I still have scorch.
This doesn't hit as hard as the GWT game against Lambert at Vesemir's funeral.
Yeah?
Guys, um...
Can I use this on the sun card?
I feel like it doesn't work.
Okay.
But, um...
Strongest cl-
Wait, so will it not work at all or we'll just go to like a lower card?
You know kappa. Thank you for the bits. Thank you.
I guess we'll see what happens. I'll just play it later, I guess.
Heather!
You guys see his nub?
Okay, two sevens.
I'm going to try to scorch that now, I think.
I probably could have waited, but he's only got two cards left, and okay, I could have
waited and killed all three, but I don't think it matters.
We are fine.
scurvy
yeah hi i'm elf thanks for 11 months until it's thanks for 16 months
oh wait i just i want already i'm just gonna play everything for good measure
you know how it is
thanks for the bits yay okay now i will go to a bar and then i will come back
There's probably a bar closer than this, but it's fine.
Alright, let me go buy what I need.
I think I bought all the ingredients I need anyway, so maybe I can just do it off the
Marvels here.
Okay, when I need Cherry and what was the other one?
Oh, I think it's just those two.
Okay, Mandarake.
Wait, he was only selling one.
Wait, and he doesn't have the Cherry one.
Uh, they're just cosmetic.
Cosmetics I guess we're gonna go to a different tavern
And we cherry cordial and we're gonna need one more mandrake I think
God damn it, okay another one there's one all the way up here oops
I might as well go TP up north.
Long live Ratavid, I got some bad news for you, boy.
Oh, Gwett cards!
Don't mind if I do.
Dude, she doesn't have what I need either.
What the heck?
You sluss!
Take care now.
I just need one, one cherry wine or whatever.
I will try a merchant, yeah.
Oh, that really don't work.
It looks like that guy was getting an enhanced...
What is wrong with you guys?
What is wrong with you guys?
Is your armor okay?
Okay you're an armor guy I'm pretty sure.
This guy also plays fight.
Nope.
Book merchant?
Never mind.
Never mind. I thought this was the armor shop, but I'm thinking of the elf track, I think, actually.
I never did that guy's quest.
Oh dude, I just want to play, I'm not being racist.
Yeah, Ash Bay, thank you for the tier two.
Thank you.
I want to remove some of my not as good cards.
I got no dummies.
Loki, I just want to pass.
Okay, play your rain man shirt.
I kind of don't keep old killer cards.
Oh, Vesemir, he's got a Vesemir card.
I know he probably didn't have another rain card.
I have a horn too, bud.
That could be either very good or very bad for me.
He passed.
Okay, well we're gonna be 7-7 cards, but I have my horn and my scorch and two hero
cards animatic, so I think I'm okay.
Oh, and I have a dummy now too, so I can scorch twice.
Okay, let's Samir's back.
Oh, he's probably shaking in his boots now.
Okay, listen, Loki, I could spy and then scorch and he's gonna die anyway.
Oh, I know he has a sex but when I if I scorched the second time with them with the dummy
I'm gonna try it
Okay, I'm gonna scorch the six and then try to get all the fives
Well, he's never gonna play anything in the front row
Oh well that's kinda, I know I still have my clear the clear thing.
Oh dude he's got nothing.
GG bud.
He's got nothing. Now watch this as I kill all of his cards.
Zero! He's worth zero!
Get absolutely fucking logged, you dick brother.
Yeah!
Greatly recall the last time I was so thoroughly crossed
The cards yours tried to go. Yeah
Tell me who else would have worthwhile cards? There's marquee's serenity for instance
She don't boost about it, but she has one of the best decks in town and uses it damn well
I know what I'm talking about
Is that so
Now, where's the merchant?
Are you supposed to be the merchant?
How can I be?
How's business?
Business.
So does he just do loans?
I need corks.
Just like lady beside.
Oh, he's gave me 100 bucks.
Well, I'm never going to see you again.
Goodbye, man.
Where?
Dude, I need this alcohol.
I just want to get this over with so I don't have to worry about getting it upgraded again,
you know?
I'm going to check the bar here.
Hello?
Ah!
Got a Gwet card.
Oh my god, I don't think he has it.
Oh no, he does have it.
Oh, perfect.
I'm just going to go ahead and buy some of these in case I ever need them.
I use a lot of money.
Round of Gwent.
Why not?
But you know my rules.
High stakes, always.
I'll play on your terms.
How high of stakes are we talking?
Hehehe.
Okay, I still need a 5 early.
Oh, he cancelled my ability.
Oh, this.
Holy.
Oh, he dumbied it.
I don't really have any cards I want to get rid of.
Come on, man.
Play the spy!
Don't be a pussy!
Hello Kido, I just passed, or should I take one of my Trebuchets back?
I'm just gonna pass.
played the spy. Oh my god, I threw. Okay, well I can use dummy for scorch still.
It's okay. Yennefer! What does this card do? Oh, she's a medic.
I see the bit rate is struggling a little bit.
He passed!
Um...
Geez, I don't know what I want to get rid of here.
I guess I'll just use one of my fives.
Well, hopefully he plays some melee stuff for my scorch.
Uh-oh.
Guys, I don't have my leader card ability.
As long as he doesn't have a snow st-
Holy shit, I still won.
With raw power.
Let's fucking go, give me that card, baby.
The card and the prize are yours.
You can play.
Yay!
I know where I can find some interesting cards.
In Novograd, there's Oliver the Inkeeper.
He plays to his falcony from my level.
Closer, in Vellum, there's the Barkeep at the end of the crossroads.
I'm getting some good cards, aren't I?
Okay, let's make this shit.
Oh wait, I'm still missing vitriol.
Can I make this?
I thought I had everything I needed.
Oh, I can't make it.
Wait, but I need more of the White Goal?
Oh my god.
I need another one to actually make the potion, I think.
Yeah, I need two more.
Oh my goodness.
Okay, I can probably buy that in another vendor.
So I need...
I'm gonna need one more Mandrake and two more cherries.
Okay, on to the next bartender, I suppose.
on to the next fucking pain the fucking pain in my ass I'm not so I'm literally doing a
a bar crawl! Uh, is there one here? Oh, Chalkkeeper. Let's go to Novograd. Oh wait, I was just
here. Oops. Am I horribly confused right now?
Where's another bartender?
Oh, there's an alchemy supplies guy right there.
I'm just gonna try this guys, it's so close.
Oh my gosh, such a struggle.
for a fucking potion and imagine it's not even that much better what am I gonna do then?
Greetings.
Greetings.
Mind.
Guys, she doesn't have it, what I need.
Um...
And she's at least got the best...
I see a white gulp.
Frick!
Oh...
Meditate to refresh vendors, wait I could have done that?
Why didn't no one tell me that wait so I can go back to the one guy I recognize your type of my are you serious
What the heck they've been saying that what I didn't see anyone saying that oh my god, oh
My god
Just too much too much typing I guess
One guy said it. Oh well. For once I didn't see it.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Crawl back from here!
Everyone to me! To me!
Devil's sword!
There's a majesty!
Mind if I...
Hello, sir.
Okay, goodbye now.
I'm gonna have to buy more after this.
But that's okay.
I need to make another one. I need another cherry.
Oh, sir, it's been an hour later. I'm back.
I slept right in front of your...your counter so I can buy another a cherry liquor, please.
Wait a second, guys, I don't see it. Are you sure?
I mean, I need to go outside and do it or something. I don't know.
I'll do a big meditate.
It's like three days?
Three fucking days!
Okay, I'm camping outside this guy's store, I guess.
Three god damn days!
Alright, that should be enough.
Ah yes.
Okay, perfect.
Sorry, sir.
Goodbye.
Great.
Oh, I didn't- wait.
I need to make the powder stuff.
Holy fuck, finally.
It's been years.
Like honey clears toxicity and cancels all active potion effects.
And there's a lot of shit I can do.
Those should at least help a lot, I would think.
Meet Master Mirror at Minda at the crossroads beneath the willow.
Okay.
the quest. Holy shit, it's been ten fucking years. Yes, in three days of camping outside
the bar. We'll see if it was worth it.
Oh, sunflowers.
Oh.
All right, new area.
Look at all these geese.
I thought you all just got off my clock.
Show me the force.
Sir, a witcher, right?
Wait.
Don't look out.
Bye.
I now need to meditate again.
We need this guy at midnight.
That's not midnight, that's noon.
I knew you'd come.
Do you see, Xehan?
It matters little who I am.
Your escape, I made it possible.
Previously, Yennefer, you found out thanks to me, so you feel you owe me.
Memento, you gave me. Pretty effective reminder.
That is its purpose.
Incidentally, I find it quite funny how either the most rotten scandals have this inner compunction to repay debts of gratitude.
Humans, elves, dwarfs, all races.
You really must explain that to me one day.
As for the hero now, tell me, how'd you manage with your feelings?
You appeared out of nowhere, disappeared just as mysteriously, summoned a storm.
Let me guess, you're a mage.
Oh, please, no. I cannot stand spells.
Charlie's Hocus Pocus. It's just not interesting. What I find fascinating are true tales, true human lives.
Like the one I shall tell you now.
It's about a man, worse than most, a vulgar, despicable man with a heart of stone.
Oh, that's the name of the DLC!
been cured. Had I not intervened you would have lost your head for this. You know why
he did it? Because he's a degenerate monster in human flesh who feeds on the pain and suffering
of others. Well, you clearly don't like him. What did he do to you? He and I made a pact.
A pact under which I called on my many talents and associates to give him what it is I have.
It's like we made with him.
I've many interesting wares and offer.
Is that so?
Wares like surf, abundance for the body and soul.
You will lack neither food nor drink.
As a witcher, you might desire weapons supreme.
I can offer you those you dread to hold, your body agile
as never before, your mind faster than lightning,
Romantic powers to charm all woman kind.
Above all, I offer a great, true adventure, an experience like no other, the fate of only the chosen few.
Sure sounds generous, and all that for my help with one small matter.
Won't want anything else from me?
Just one.
Honesty.
What did you do for old Geared?
Break him out of a cell too?
In some sense, yes.
I remember that day quite well.
It was a light drizzle, yet the cold tore right through you.
Old Geared appeared at the break of dawn, gaunt as a rail, his shirt mothy.
Seemed to have knought but the sword at his side, it quite pained me to look at him.
We've passed, thanks for your help. Hello.
And help I gave.
We've made him a rich man,
successful, esteemed.
He is who he is today.
Thanks only to me.
And yet afterwards,
he turned his back,
shunned me.
Sends me off when I dare ask for payment.
Even sicked his hounds on me once.
He's thus left me no option
but to invoke the terms of our pact.
Why are we just out,
I'm just out talking in the rain.
No fucks given.
What does he hate the guy what about you yourself a man of many talents you take care of this
therein lies the catch our pack states that before I can collect what I do I must yet
fulfill three wishes for whatever it but I cannot fulfill them myself directly making
use instead of a proxy so what I need is an ally and something tells me oh shit
oh a rare treasure train guys expect me to do a rare treasure train join me in
paying for never it's so rare oh King Courtney for the five thank you
I believe and once it does
we shall meet and thank one another for the voyage we should have they do dad
specifics now
yeah just say for the two gifted whatever oh this might be the best time
to get the chattel badge for it goes away all
until we see it might be the best time yo JC Texas thank you for the bits thank
Thank you Joker, thanks for the 10 months.
Virus, thanks for the bits.
Coppa Fielus, thank you for the 5 gifted, thank you.
River, thank you for the 5, thank you!
Thank you, treasure train, you're welcome.
as you complete your task. Go. You will not regret it. We shall meet there. I've a matter
to attend to.
Oh, thank you for the bet.
I'm not meant to collect.
Thanks, Oaf.
Perhaps.
Thank you guys so much. Oh, goodbye, friend. Goodbye. Thank you, Oaf. Thank you, River.
Thank you, Crocopilus. Thank you, Concord. Thank you, Dorsalus. Thank you, JC Texas.
Rex, I'm a Jinx, thank you for the five, thank you!
Alright, time to go back.
Good-bye, hello, Geese.
Hello, hello.
If a bee is bothering you, don't run or swat at it.
Just stare at it.
Because seeing is believing.
Seeing is believing.
Ha ha ha, I get it!
Joker, thank you for the five gifts, thank you!
Thanks, Joker.
Thank you so much
Oh
There's this red dead red dead shit. Holy crap
Yo, tell purpliant thank you for the time. Thank you so much
No, look who's here. Good sweet find release. Thanks to you. Thanks for seven bucks.
You got a growth on your blood today.
You got some part of us. Thanks for the gifts up to four, sir.
Let's say so.
Landers burning. You noticed.
I don't give a fuck.
He's coming with us.
Oh no.
Sablo is singing for the two gifted.
Wait, leave this guy alone!
It's because he has normal hair isn't it?
They hate people with normal haircuts!
So now they gotta kill him!
No!
No!
JTRA! Thanks for the 10 gift!
Thank you!
And smart thank you for the 5!
Wow!
Amazing treasured train.
Wow, all the 10, thank you guys.
You deck are about to cut his hair.
Oh, you're so long.
Oh.
The Tachi, thank you for the 10.
Thanks, Tachi.
Thank you guys! Wow! Amazing. Thank you, thank you, thank you. No need to be edgy.
Wait. I know Geared wants him dead. Still don't know why though.
Just what the fuck is it? Are you any of them?
Nothing really. Just kill us.
Yeah, I'm all leavened. Thank you guys.
Cocksucker violated our Shibirik code. Just one penalty for that. Death.
What is this, Rao?
Are you not done with him?
My ears wither from the screams.
Ah, Geralt, as you've returned, might I assume you've played the sewers?
Or have you not played with me?
My father!
What? What? What?
You lie! Holasan!
That man killed me.
Alone.
Overdumped to me.
Johnny, thanks for the 10 gifted.
They killed him!
They killed the guy with his horrible hair!
Holy shit.
Yeah, mister, so cool. Thank you for the two gifted.
Anything else I might do for you?
Secure it.
What? How is he? How is he just chilling? What is going on?
No. Where were we?
Oh.
Oh, this guy just doesn't feel any pain, I guess.
is not mean eternally living your life to the full.
Jesus.
So it's a curse.
A curse? No.
You wouldn't call it that.
I'll put it this way.
You must be careful what you wish for
lest you wish be granted.
For there are consequences.
No, I'm Qwan. Thanks for telling me.
I'm not sure I follow.
You know very little can hurt you.
So you take wild risks.
Chase extremes and sessions.
There comes a point you've done it all.
And all seem boring and monotonous.
The tricks to plow through that moment go further.
Reach beyond what's known as possible.
This guy's cool.
Know what this is?
I cannot be certain.
But I've my suspicions.
That's a dangerous man you've chosen to deal with, Witcher.
Killed the beast in the sewers.
Congratulations, or in order then.
You're a war.
You're also welcome to take what you wish from the manor house.
House
Was it so fine
Open and it turned into a man. You know that would happen. Of course. He did he'd never have dragged you into this else wise
Compty cast dispersions no
I've come to come to you first must grant you three requests my purpose I
Present to you my champion
I don't know if I can kill this guy.
Oh well.
Anonymous thingy for the five, thank you.
Oh no.
hand to the crown prince of Ophir all year long to hate the poor salt first he
wished to kill him then decided this would be too soon so it's there but
this guy's evil we need to thank you for the five gift and thank you so much
yet he grew bored of watching and suffer and decided to end it by your hand
Remind me, old ding. It was to fulfill my last three requests.
My assistant, Geralt.
Then be gone. I don't wish to look at your face any longer than I must.
So this guy sipped so hard he ruined some guy's life and turned him into a toad, and then had him killed...
...by Geralt.
Damn.
come we are to you the stakes my men are prepared it's so evil
what he said about the prince that true you turn him into a town perhaps or
Or perhaps the Aethery, Delphi, so they didn't disagree with him.
You never know what their cuisine is.
We've had these for 47 months.
Thing between you and master mirror your quarrel me rather not get involved. You already are I fear
He did something for you now you've a dexterity pay. Am I right? Yes
Well, then you'll not free yourself of him, so you paid it back
But never worry. I shall devise tasks so impossible. You will never complete
Not if you go mad try
Try your best, and your debt shall be absolved, while I shall live in peace until Master Miller finds him in the court.
Could have told me the truth about the toad, having a bit of fun at my expense.
I certainly wanted the base debt. I could not know you with response of the announcements.
If you're a coincidence, yeah, I must admit when you, a witcher, answered the call, I
thought it right.
It's what you lot are trying to do.
You might have been able to lift the curse.
Perhaps.
Perhaps not.
Then again, why bother?
He was a human being.
That bloody atherian mutt was no human.
His kind is not deserved to live.
Jeez.
This guy's-
Yes, I gotta pop the question directly.
What do I need to do for you?
directly what do I need to do for you let me think we're currently without a
roof over our heads perhaps we should start with that bring me the house of
Maximilian Bosoni his house so surprised but why I must live somewhere
what's enough what's the meaning of this second leave of your senses you mean to
The mounts are filthy hoes.
Out of my sight, Rhett.
Know what Vladimir would do to you if he saw.
Aye.
Vladimir.
My brother.
There were times he himself stank Mark Footwrapp.
He's three days old.
But his mounts always looked fit for a parade.
Oh, none rival Vladimir of feasting.
Keraunsey.
Sadly, he's been celebrating less of light.
He was.
P.D. Murka, that's for 40 months.
Wait, what was the second one?
That was a brother this time of his life.
Okay.
Well, let us say the alchemy in Oxford.
Fine. See you there.
You shawndiggy, thinking for the five gifted?
Thanks, shawnd.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
The brother shouldn't be too hard, but the house?
How am I supposed to bring him a house?
Actually, the opposite. I wouldn't worry about the house.
The brother will be the tough bit.
Borsody's house. No idea how I'm supposed to bring him that.
The only Borsody I know of around here runs an auction house in Oxford.
Heard of it. My sword's almost got auctioned off there once.
Auction was held in Novograd, though it was a while past.
They must have relocated.
You just might get an opportunity to ask them why.
Fine. I'll go there. Then what?
How should I know? Perhaps you'll get inspired once you're there.
Oh, and take plenty of coin. I have a feeling it could come in handy.
You waited for me, nice of you.
I could hardly abandon my proxy to the whims of fate.
Thought I had to fulfill all Geert's wishes myself.
So states the contract. Yet, no where does it forbid me from providing help.
And something tells me you'll need quite a bit to complete the first two tasks.
Oh, Geert's brother. Why do you think he'll be tough?
I'm afraid he's dead.
He has been here.
Brother's dead? Does he know that?
I've never agreed to necromancy.
Necromancy is hardly your only option for reviving a soul.
An old-fashioned ritual of blood summoning. That's what you need.
That's like choosing between pestilence and a plague.
Sides, I'd need the blood of the summoned.
Mud, prune, of the summoned, not necessarily here.
Where'd you get this?
Geralt, Geralt, Geralt, aren't you the curious one?
Assume it to be Von Everett, blood, and Geralt, my dear.
Hmm, where'll I find this Vladimir?
Geralt, I cannot do everything for you.
Use your head.
The Von Everett's are well known in these parts.
You must have met someone who's heard of the family.
The charming redhead, for instance.
The medic.
You know the one.
I don't know. I guess it's high time I got to work.
A bit more enthusiasm, would ya?
You know, you just might enjoy yourself.
Yes, of course, and you may.
I can't wait.
Of course.
Say I need help.
Here on TV, thanks for 16 months.
I shall fund you.
Good luck, Reynolds.
Strange plus.
Okay, I'm going to end for today because I remembered I have to wake up early tomorrow.
Tyler won all stars this tomorrow.
I don't really know how that'll go.
I didn't practice for it because it's kind of just for fun, but I'm going to be playing
I'm gonna be playing in 1v1s against a bunch of people. That's gonna be at 2 p.m.
My time and then yeah, we'll just chill after that
So I'll be live pretty early tomorrow
But um, yeah, I hope you guys all have a lovely night
Hope you all have a wonderful evening
And I will see you guys tomorrow. Thank you for watching
Okay, bye guys. Good night
Get me so done, we can meet up, we can be done
I got the feeling you still hate me so
Shit, I would fuck, you know it's no fun
I can't believe I used to wait here and now
You got me in my arms, I'm feeling like the space is wide
I could be the one I want, you're the one I want
I can't take it back, I keep it like a shadow
And that's how I'm gonna find my way
Just like the one that I've been waiting for
Oh, oh, oh, oh, you know I'll be
I can't take it back, I can't take it back
I can't take it back, I can't take it back
I can't take it back, I can't take it back