Emiru
HOWDY :D ⭐🌸 YAPS + REACTS + GIGA VARIETY GAMING ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿⭐🌸 LIES OF P ⭐🌸 ANIME EXPO COSPLAY IRL ON FRIDAY!! ⭐🌸 @EMIRU247
07-01-2026 · 9h 14m
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Part whatever. I don't follow sports. No. Are we happy guys at England 1?
Yo our world thanks for 52 months! Thank you!
Yo Evan, thank you for the time! Thanks Evan! Thank you!
We're gonna have a great time
We're gonna play why is a pee but I'm gonna do a bunch of my reacts and stuff first
I have things to catch up on
You're not missing thanks for five months
Stop mother fucker
What's up motherfuckers
And metal thanks for nine months
Hello guys, good morning. Hello. Hello. How's the music volume? Oh my gosh, tomorrow
I'm flying to LA. Ah! Where are Anime Expo? Hi, I'm the Amir. My fire rescue man, hello!
Hello, hello. You have flying to LA tomorrow. And then on Friday I will do Anime Expo, but
Bro, I still have not picked out my cosplay.
I'll just pick something from my closet and go.
It'll be fine.
Yeah, fucking go.
Thank you for the 8 months.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Guys, apparently everyone in the house is sick except for me.
I'm surprised.
I'm not sick yet after yesterday where Bonnie was coughing around me all, but apparently
They said I was sick too now and Bonnie said she's going to the doctor today, so yeah.
I think I'll be fine.
I mean it would suck to get like actually sick right before or when I'm at Animaxpo.
Oh my gosh.
That would not be great.
Yeah, it'd be nice to be sick after Animaxpo if I got all.
Dave, we're thanking you for the gift dude, thank you.
Just saying your room.
No, you don't have to you don't have to ask me twice
I'll just be in here enough. It'll be it'll be great
It will be great
You guys see cheddar sleeping on the rug
He looks so beautiful as usual. He looks great
Yeah, dude, I'm so again, I've seen multiple people come in and chat and be like
didn't you get banned for like
Streaming while driving or whatever. I'm like, what the fuck dude?
Like I can't tell if they're joking or if they're actually stupid like what the heck
Yo pex man, thank you for the 10 gifts. Thank you. What the fuck what an oath. Thank you for the 10 gifted
Thank you guys. Thank you pex man. Thank you
That is that is not going to be me I will not be coughing
anything like but maybe it's cuz it's like emmy extra emmy 3 i don't i don't know they're
i think there's still kuma curvy thank you for the 15 thank you kuma curvy thank you
thank you thank you much appreciated oh and i know most people won't care but um i talked
to Hailey today. I thought it'd be cute if for a bunch of the sub Sundays, eventually
there's like a whole rainbow of Kirby's. So I asked her to draw a bunch more for me, but
I also asked if she could do like some free variations. Like for example, if it's like
a fire Kirby, there'd be a free version that's like just a red Kirby without like the fire
parts or something. I don't know for people who don't want to spend money every single
But then I was like wait, but then eventually there could be like a whole rainbow of
Sub-Sunday curbies and chat wouldn't that be so cute? I don't I don't know. I thought that'd be fun
But yeah, she said she would work on it, so
Yeah, I don't know
Amazing are you trying to be like every Instagram girl with a t-shirt? I've had this tank top for a while
But I have noticed that a ton of people have this brand. I think they're just like
insanely good at marketing but I got it because I like how it fits like it's I
feel like it's very flattering I don't know but I have noticed like a ton of
people have the the revenue shirts now but it is a very nice shirt
itachi thank you for the 10 what and shy Tom thank you for the 10 what the heck
thank you guys thank you touchy thank you shy Tom yeah yeah I know sit and I was
one I think I've seen catchy wearing one too the other they're very flattering
So I'm not surprised a bunch of people bunch of people got them. No, not it not evict
It's evis. No, it's
Revis, it's just a brand. I don't know
Boulevard, thank you for the four months. Thank you. No, no, it doesn't say evicted. No
Oh my god
Well, maybe the landlord will evict us for burning the carpet staining the carpet our fridge was leaking and ruined like
Part of the cupboard. I don't think you can actually our landlords over here like every other week fix some stuff
So stir well, thank you for the 10 gifted. Thank you and Ryan. Thanks for the six months
Yeah, well, I think I'm told you guys about our landlord right he has um
He has kids that are about the same age as
Us in the house except I think they're a little bit older and one of his sons is actually one of my viewers by the way
So, like, whatever, like, something like crazy happened to me that was in the news.
The landlord would text me and be like, Hi, are you okay?
My son said that this thing happened to me.
I was like, Oh yeah, thank you.
You're looking amazing as always.
Oh, thank you, host.
Thank you for the four months.
Moog and Fox, seven months.
Havoc Alpha, thank you for the 10 gifted.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
But, um, yeah, so our landlord's very nice to us.
What was I gonna say?
I had more to this story.
He's he's um he comes to the house a lot just to fix stuff or like he
He routinely changes our air vents for us because he wants us to have clean that's clean of air as possible
Like what landlord does that on their own without being like the beg to do it like close be like hello
It's time to switch out the air vents. Isn't that so nice why the
Okay, just whatever I was not trying to do that. I was not trying to do that
but I think he also feels very attached to the house because he said this is the
house that him and his ex-wife raised their kids in and then after they got
divorced they each got their own house but he still has his house he just
rented it out to us so yeah I don't know yeah I don't know but oh they have like
interesting problem like when we were coming to check out this house before we
ended up officially renting it we also met his ex-wife because she was helping
the agent or something I don't know and then we were like going on the house and
she's like I don't remember why she brought this up but she brought up how
the ex-husband goes on vacations with his new wife and the original wife's kids
and she seemed very upset about it and we was like oh oh and she was telling us
about this oh my god I forgot I had this song on my playlist
The legends never die.
Yeah, oh my gosh.
Uh-huh, oh Franks are thinking of the Raid, hello Raiders.
Oh yeah, I got to know the family history, so.
Yeah, sure. I wonder why they broke up. I don't know, I don't ask.
but he is a very successful businessman or something I don't remember what he
said I mean I mean they both seemed like they were doing pretty well you know so
so good for them right yeah I have not asked so I did not ask it's that is not
of my business but I'm gonna be I probably won't be able to come like as
Aspen was asking if I could come to his fireworks thing, but I don't think I'm gonna make it back to Austin for 4th of July
So I probably have to do 4th of July stuff in LA, but I was like I wonder if I could do any streams on 4th of July
But I feel like probably not
But I would love to stream fireworks or something, but I guess as friends probably
That's okay
Yeah, I think I missed last year too also because of anima xbox because they always have a max go on
Well, the July weekend dude this song triggers me for some reason
Sorry your cup things in this thank you. Thank you
Fucking legends
Fucking League of Legends. When are they releasing League Classic?
People keep asking about them, they're like, oh are you really playing League Classic?
Skyra, thanks for the three months and Sim, D.Va, thanks for something.
People keep asking me if I'm going to um...
If I'm gonna stream League Classic and I'm like, bro, I didn't even play League back when it came out.
Like, I know I've been playing for a long time, but I wasn't even there for that.
It's like what the fuck?
You've got the little version of this song by Melissa Bommie. I don't think I have no oh
I will not play League today. Thank you for the gifted. Now. We are not playing League today
It's season three played. I did not play in season three. I started playing at the end of season four
Yeah, I did not play and dude that the map was so ugly. Oh
Oh my gosh, League Classic is very toxic.
Wait, yeah, maybe they'll let you, like, type really evil things in the chat for League Classic.
It seems fair, right?
Seems fair.
Oh, so you can experience it for the first time, of course.
Warcraft 3 Mod, come on.
Yeah.
Yeah, pretty much.
Oh my goodness, okay, I'm gonna start doing my reacts
So I can get to Liza P. He he I think I might beat the base Liza P game today
But then I probably have time to start the DLC too, right? Like I want to do the DLC for sure
How long's the DLC?
Oh, I love this song. I can't switch to reaction. This song has to finish.
Smelly Joe, thanks for 16 months!
Thank you!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
If you have still a sponsor tonight, yes.
They had to send me, so they leveled it to a cool part of the game for me, like the character.
But originally it was named...
The character was named something I did not want to be named, so they had to redo it,
but yeah, we're gonna just do it today.
Calcula, thank you for the gift and thank you, and Ghostie takes off in for the eight months.
Then you're not beating lies of Pete. No, I won't have time to be lies of Pete unless I get hard stuck
Then I don't know
What would they make it? Um, I
Mean this is public, but it was my government name and I was like
I don't know guys. I don't know if I really want my in-game character to be my government name
And they're like, okay, I understand so they they changed
You know don't but thanks for the 34 months. Thank you
Thank you, thank you, thank you
I mean, I was just gonna play it anyway, but I was like, oh, it's all a big deal, so...
Maybe change it, you know?
Yeah.
Ha ha ha.
Yes, sir.
I'm only bald.
Bald is not my second name, you know.
You know, bald is not my second name.
No, thank you.
I don't know if I want you to open that up roll is thinking for the 58 months okay guys
type yes if you actually want me to play assassins creed for cuz I think it's just
Roll this and no nobody else. Oh
My gosh well, I kind of after I play why is it he I kind of want to drag my iris and stuff out here
It's like four dollars something I
Want to learn how to drive real good
I want to drive. Oh, we'll see. I don't know. I need to think about what I want to do. So
maybe I don't know we'll see I don't have anything like super super
wondering right now I like a list of things I'm like that's fun
we'll see yeah lots of things I could do for sure
lots of things that I could do then I can race for a yes my dad's actually been
asking me to go to like track day events but i'm scared that i would fuck up
and like fuck up my cards you know i don't know.
Poco thanks for 40 bucks thank you and slay us thank you for the fun thank you thank you thank you
you would oh my fucking god although um i could so apparently with okay so jacob told me that he
he got with another streamer's money by the way but apparently we can use it he got these glasses
Red Bull for sure.
Yo, Kamora, thanks for 15 months.
He bought these glasses that you can hook up to the backpack,
and you can use the, like, it's like the meta glasses,
but you can hook it up to the backpack.
So you can use the glasses as, like, a really good camera
so it can be, like, true first-person streams.
I was like, wait, that shouldn't be kind of nice
for, like, a car stream.
Because then, like, it's actually, like,
you can see the wheel and everything, but I don't know.
Like, for, like, a track day thing,
not for like random driving of course but I don't know I don't know or like I
could just wear them and take people around I don't know short POV okay well
well okay maybe we could have someone else wore the glasses whatever whatever
dude but I thought it was nice because already for Animax go I did not want to
the big Sony FX3 camera, because I feel like it makes people more likely to be like,
oh wait, shit, there's a stream going on. Like, is that someone that I recognize,
and then it becomes the like meet and greet stream? So this time we're just gonna try using a phone
and see how it goes, since phones have gotten a lot better. Or maybe the glasses, I don't know.
We'll see how it goes. I guess I don't know
Maybe that would also prevent some of the like
people acting really dumb
Because they see that there's a camera like they don't know there's a camera. It's just
Someone wearing fucking metaglasses or something. I don't know. I'll see a phone the gimbals
I think it'll make it better for sure like it's less
Distracting like people still notice it, but I think it'll be like
20% less or something. I don't know. They will see. Why do you say I don't know so damn much damn?
I'm sorry first time. Because I don't fucking know anything! I don't know what I don't know. I'm sorry.
I don't know. I don't know anything. What do you want from me? I don't know shit. Why do you talk?
I don't know stupid idiot. I'm sorry
You I see where I think I put a lot cool in the world cup. I
Don't know I don't know
Fucking Brazil, I don't know. I don't know. I know like five countries dude. I
I don't know, stop asking me questions.
I really don't know.
Figure it out.
I'm sorry.
Or what?
Or what?
Who am I?
I don't know!
Who are you?
Who are any of you?
I don't even know any of your guys' first names or anything.
Actually, there's like a few people, but it's because their name is just their name.
Like, how do I even know?
Like, for example, there's like 10 people named David in this chat, right?
How do you know their names actually David?
They just didn't feel like being David on Twitch, but they're not actually David in real life.
Yeah, one face for 106 months, holy shit.
They're all liars.
Yeah, I don't know.
Or like Evan, Evan M.
What if his name's not even Evan?
What if Allie's name is even Allie?
What if my name's not even Emmy?
What the fuck?
I don't know.
I don't know any of you.
Oh, there's a bug on my desktop.
Should I kill it?
Ew, it stops on me.
I got it.
There's a little fruit bug.
Ew, it has blood in it.
That's probably my blood.
A lot of the cat's blood.
Well, now there's blood all over my desk.
So great.
You, dude.
Wow.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Definitely scrub.
Thanks for 21s and anonymous.
Thank you for the gifted.
I don't know anything.
I don't know anything.
Whatever, dude.
What do you know?
I know that Subway is the cheapest popular fast food chain
to franchise.
And if you want to open a franchise,
you should probably just open a Subway.
Young Josie, thanks for two years.
Welcome back.
Thank you.
Yo, Sid, thank you for the five months.
Well, really, the cheapest franchise to open is a Chick-fil-A.
But, unfortunately, Chick-fil-A has a very strict selection process, and unless you're a really good Christian family, you're probably not going to get approved to open a Chick-fil-A.
So you probably just shouldn't even try, because I know none of y'all are good Christian boys and girls.
So, you think the Rangers can bounce back and make a run in the Stanley Cup play at the Seeker?
I don't know!
What are your thoughts on Zibai's performance?
I don't know!
I don't know!
I don't know!
Tavik, thank you for the four months.
You guys...
I should just become AI so that when people ask me questions,
even if I don't know, I can pretend that I know or something.
I can be like a Google search engine.
Yeah, well, some people flame me for that though, I'll ask Chad a question, or like, I'll be like, oh, do you know what this person's doing like, why don't you look it up? Why don't you ask them? I don't know, because I'm hanging out with you guys and talking you guys so can I just not fucking ask and then if you guys don't know that's fine.
That whole look at em.
Let the fuck-
No!
I don't know.
I haven't done homework in, like, seven years.
I haven't done homework in, like, seven years, so I don't know.
What the heck?
A video came out, like, three days ago talking about how shitty Subway's franchise model
is.
I can believe it.
Like yo, NPC Matt, thank you for the 10 gifted, thank you.
Just Google the answers.
Guys, just don't even try, just Google your homework.
What was that?
Oh my gosh, I wrote, oh, Spark notes, oh my gosh.
I remember in, I took AP literature in high school, right?
And we'd have to read these long books.
And I remember I would be reading every day,
but I was struggling to keep up with the homework, right?
And I was like, oh my God, it's crazy.
Everyone else is doing fine.
Then why do I feel like it's so hard?
And I would ask them be like,
oh, what'd you put for this?
And I just read it on Spark notes and guess.
I was like,
and I felt so stupid for trying.
Like, what the heck?
I felt like an idiot.
I felt like a fool.
Oh my gosh.
I don't even know if spark nodes exist anymore.
I'm amazed that you would be in AP classes.
Wait, what do you mean?
Oh, because you guys think that I'm an idiot.
Well, ha ha, you know, you're right.
You're right, boy.
And for a final thank you for the two months, thank you.
Can't even cheat, right?
I wasn't cheating, though.
I swear, although I was that person who, like,
If I noticed someone cheating off me, if I liked them, I would move my paper so it was easier for them to do it, and if I didn't like them, I would hide it to make it harder.
It was like, favoritism, you know, but I don't think I really, I don't really remember like, cheating on homework in high school.
Although I do remember sometimes I would look up math problem answers, and I'd be like,
I don't like I don't need to do all this like middle stuff and I would just put the answer because I already knew how to do it
I feel like that's fine, right if you like right now how to do it. Is that fine? Oh, no, I'm here. Thanks for the seven months. Thank you
You dare to challenge me a god of Olympus?
I'm sorry my bad. I'm sorry my bad
I'm sorry my bad
I'm sorry my bad
Who hears a god of Olympus?
Hello everyone, this is your daily dose of internet. They were in the most possible location when this volcano started erupting
Holy shit crazy memory
Oh, this looks fun.
Oh, damn.
Oh, this is a game.
Oh!
Oh, my God.
Is this like a PC-Bong
or like a gaming cafe or whatever?
I wish that we had these.
Actually, oh, my God.
In Kansas, where I grew up,
there was a gaming cafe store.
It was so awesome,
but I think that they're closed now.
I think that they're closed now.
close now. Davey, thanks for 27 months, but um, do you want to trash it? Now this place was really
cute. I would go there, um, I would go there in high school with some of my league friends, but
honestly, honestly, if it still exists, I'd probably tell people to not go there, because I would go
there in high school with like two or three of my friends that we all played league, and then there'd
be all these old dudes that were just like trying to be friends with us, and now I look back and I'm
I'm like, they were just low-key letting these dudes try to like, I don't know, it was horrible.
Haneel, thank you for the two months. Thank you. Yeah, it's like, no.
Yeah, I'm like, no.
You, Emeru. Emeru, thank you.
Well, okay, so there were some older people there that were super nice.
They were helpful and chill, like, oh yeah, like, you know, glad you guys are here or whatever, like that's fine.
But then there'd be the dudes like hey
What are you guys doing like oh you want to hang out?
I was like what the fuck I feel oh my gosh. I I feel so bad for
For for high schoolers bra. I'm so glad I'm out of that phase of my life. Oh my gosh
Just evil people everywhere
But yeah anyway
Oh my god, it's core to the eye.
Oh my god.
Huh?
Help.
It's not big, bud.
I have a worm.
Oh, it's a horse.
Oh, okay, goodbye.
Oh, it's a horse.
Oh, okay, goodbye.
Oh, it's a horse.
Oh, it's a horse!
Oh, okay, goodbye.
There he goes.
This guy made himself some shoes, made out of ice.
Ready?
Quick out!
I'm scared of you.
Why?
Why are you scared of mommy?
Huh?
Can everyone tell me what kind of bird this is?
You guys think that's like...
Yeah, yeah, right! This is way too much!
I feel like people making children folks aren't even trying nowadays. Like, look at this.
Oh, it's Canada Day? Oh, shit!
Oh, this is super great, so...
Happy Canada Day Canadians!
We get the lions.
We get the monkeys.
The birds.
It scared me, it scared me.
You're doing this.
That is so low key disturbing. Oh my god.
Dude, these things scare me.
Have you seen the videos where these things like,
spin around like a cyclone,
and people are like running away in fear?
These things scare the shit out of me.
Like if I saw these, I'd think I'd just avoid it.
Oh my god. They're scary.
They're scared I can't believe they're making these. Oh my god, they're gonna make robot wars and stuff someday.
I like that they also gave them t-shirts so they're not completely naked, but they still have no pants.
They have to give them shorts or something.
I featured a clip of Norwegian soccer fans in the last episode, but I just found these
clips of them doing it in the stadium, and had to feature it.
Look at all those clats.
Oh, that's cool.
Wow!
I mean, the synchronization is very impressive.
This feels like it's straight out of a horror movie.
Wait, are they sharing the room on both sides or what?
I thought her cat's eye nails were so cute.
Sly girl.
Hey, this is the first time I've ever seen this.
You got a joke for a dollar.
I would give him a dollar.
Oh wow.
Oh my gosh.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo man.
You sure brother?
I'm positive bro.
Do you want to try?
What you read?
Let me see.
You just got robbed.
Researchers in the Canary Islands captured footage of a black sea devil anglerfish swimming towards the ocean surface.
That's how I feel all the time.
Jean asked to thank her two years.
Can I get some more black olives?
Third, I'm gonna be sick.
Ewww, this is why you never franchise a subway.
Can I get some more black olives?
Guys, do not franchise a subway.
This squirrel is really taking in the scenery.
Wow, so beautiful!
Wow, amazing!
You gotta remember your three meals of the day.
Breakfast.
Lunch.
Butter.
We're one step closer to having Mario Kart and realize.
Okay, thanks.
Shoot.
Have you ever been to a restaurant and you order like mashed potatoes or something and you
eat it and you're like, I know this is literally only good because they put like a whole stick
of butter in this but I can't.
really only good because they put like a whole stick of butter in this but I can't stop eating
it and then you go home and you're like I need to never do that again but then you do
it again anyway because I literally did that earlier this week.
Alright Coco, I need you to focus and just taste like all the butter.
Hey kiddies, I want to get one of those for the kiddies.
For some reason this person's microwave only works when it's open.
You can get cataracts!
What's this reminding me guys?
When I'm home from Animaxpo next week, I get my Corvette Go Kart in the mail.
It's not a soapbox anymore, it's a whole Go Kart.
They installed a train engine in it somewhere.
Oh my god, it's gonna be so heavy probably.
I don't know what I'm gonna do with it, but it'll be really cool I guess.
Oh wow.
Yeah.
Oh that's so loud.
That's cool.
I was at the pool and tried to get this tan to even out and obviously nothing changed.
Why does he even have that on his head?
This is what he had to do to balance it out.
Wow, what a throw!
He should really take care of his airpods.
Oh you can eat lobsters!
Wow! This can't be safe right? Like what the fuck is that?
One of my subscribers sent me this video of them unearthing their mom's secret soap collection.
Guys, I just found my mom's-
Your mom's secret what?
your mom's secret what secret stash of soaps not just a soap many soaps your mom's secret
what y'all mind you she doesn't even work out of hotel and has never worked out of hotel and then
i come in in the closet thinking there's chips these are more soaps oh no there's a lot and i'm
He's who I aspire to be. Your secret spot.
Can we just start driving?
Now what are the necks inside the car?
This guy used a slack line to make it look like he was bouncing on the moon.
Wow.
The suspect was running from the police and used a nearby golf cart to try and evade them.
He just pulled off. He just pulled off.
Hey! Get in the golf cart with me!
This is the fastest one right there.
This one right here?
Oh, the fastest golf cart!
I like how he knows exactly the fastest one.
Hey, stop!
Police chase!
Stop the cart. Get out of the cart.
Same as me.
Get out of the cart. Hands up, hands up.
This guy broke the world record for the highest front flip on a pogo stick.
Dude, I can do this.
Oh
This is how you open up all the pain
Just like that now it's ready to eat. He's living every dog's fantasy right now
Okay, no, this is my dream if this is pommazanchi. Yo, crotch. Thanks for a lot of months. I fucking love pommazanchi
Hey!
Hey!
We're all baptized now!
What's my brother's birthday?
Yeah, Omega Goon.
Thanks for the 25 months.
Wow.
And TJ.
Thanks for 22 months.
You know, CrashFailBurn.
Thanks for the 19 months.
Wait, let me raise the sub goal.
Uh, oh wait.
I was already raised.
Thank you, mods.
This might be one of the meanest, nice things to ever do to someone.
Wait, let me raise the sun goal.
Uh, oh wait, I was already raised.
Thank you, mods!
This might be one of the meanest nice things
to ever do to someone.
Well, it's my brother's birthday today, my older brother.
And I got him a $100 bill.
I just still remember where I put it,
cause most of these are fake.
Ha!
Like that is evil!
It's in here somewhere.
Yo, Yassid, thanks for 47 months!
Bleh!
She's figured out how to trick her dog into taking his monson.
No, don't get him!
Don't get him!
Don't get him!
No!
He was just genius.
Good boy!
I've never seen someone look so happy playing Beyblade before.
Two, one.
What is that?
Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh!
Guys, I don't think I've told you guys this, so when I was a kid, my mom was obsessed with
going to garage sales, right?
And one day she brings me home.
I wonder if I could find it.
Okay, she brought me home, which one is it?
I think it was this one, well no.
Oh, it was this one.
She brought me home this in like 20 Beyblades from a garage town.
It was like $20.
I was like, oh my fucking god, yeah, this shit was so sick.
Oh my god, it was this one, the Pegasus Thunder Whip Stadium.
Oh my god.
She got like a crazy garage sale pull.
It was insane.
Oh my God, that was so awesome.
That was like the one of the best days ever.
These firefighters saved some ducklings
that were stuck in a storm drain.
Oh!
cute!
I was eating my talkies right?
that looks like a fish
I got the talking eater
what the heck talkies?
fiber labor thingy for the prime
that shit probably tastes so good too
this is gotta be the world's longest rubik's cube
I still can't figure out which way is the right way up.
Wow, impressive set of logs.
are you near-sighted or far-sighted thank you so much
Oh wow!
Is that allowed?
Ewww!
Ewww, I do so pissed!
There's this goldfish in Canada that predicts the winner of each World Cup game.
To pick a time, the fish swims over to one side and that's the winner.
And somehow people are actually trusting it.
His name is Swim Bappe, which is unreal.
And everyone kept coming over just to see what he'd pick next.
And he's like,
Oh, I'm going to swim.
I'm going to swim.
I'm going to swim.
I'm going to swim.
I'm going to swim.
I'm going to swim.
kept coming over just to see what he'd pick next. The whole concept is hilarious.
You can check in on him at Wellington and John Street and honestly this made my whole day.
So we've come to the Capitol at a cafe.
Yo, Soviet potato, thank you for the prime.
He's a chonies bomburass.
And he's loving the corn.
He found the king of the turnips.
That is a huge turnip.
Oh wow! That's some talent.
Turmites bang their heads against the wall to alert the entire colony of potential predators.
Go get your dad, go get your dad, go get your dad, get your dad, get your dad, get him.
How cute!
This canine served in the police department and received a traditional end of service sign
off for his many years of service.
Ken Underdirk, we thank you for your eight years of service.
You have raised the standard for explosive detection,
tracking tracking, and made your handler very proud.
Enjoy your retirement, be able to pull us,
and thank you for your service.
Oh, how sweet. What the fuck?
He's cutting the grass on them.
The model.
Very cool.
We're down south.
On the back of a horse!
So how do you think you got the dishes?
Well, you want the groom's shack!
Three, two, one, action!
I'm the hunting director, welcome to the Red Star Webri combat!
It's no wonder that Kings used to have jesters.
Wow.
The Zamputee wanted to show us how she performs everyday tasks with only one hand, such as
wringing out of cloth.
So what I do is this, wrap it around, oh smart, smart, innovative.
I can feel their frustration through the screen.
This might be the slowest interactive ad I've ever seen.
What is interactive about it?
These little drives make different animal sounds.
The bird one is insane.
It doesn't work!
If you enjoyed this video, I think you'll probably like this one as well.
And I'll see you guys again...
Wow, water?
I don't understand...
I don't understand...
I'm too fucking dumb...
Too dumb...
Hello everyone, this is your Daily Dose of Internet.
This couple were parasailing and didn't realize just how much danger they were in.
It's going to be a 10. Oh my god! There's a shark! Get the shark on camera!
Wait, we're going underwater! Wait, oh my god!
Awesome!
That's the car! She's like, wait a second!
I have a hammerhead!
Wait a second, we're going to die.
He's a perfect head-to-shark!
He's a perfect head-to-shark!
The person on the boat finally realized and sped away before the shark could get to them.
Oh my god, you're with me! Thanks for 7 months!
Wait, I want to do this someday.
I wonder if Sid and Bonnie would want to do a stream where we all have to be Hibachi chefs
and do the tricks and stuff.
I could do this!
Oh
What did he do to the seagull to make them so mad
Maybe he just wants to land, maybe he's tired.
I love wasabi.
I love wasabi.
Wasabi, good!
Yes.
Have shaken vertically emoji.
Awesome.
Yeah, Mr. XOXO, thanks for the 10 months.
Aw.
My chair wrapped.
Don't tell me this one breaks too.
Oh my god, two of them left.
This is why golf should be played outside.
Holy shit, that is no good! I was expecting... that was so cool!
He's gonna be dragging that stick in for a while.
Wow.
Wow.
Yo, DeVito, thank you for the gift, dude.
He's trying his best.
Just calling you Torch?
I'm quite happy with it, DeVito.
Wow.
I think her cat got embarrassed.
The capital of Egypt is...
The capital of Egypt is...
So is this what it's like to play golf in Australia?
I think one of my teachers had one of those.
He's gonna staunch you.
He's gonna get the f***ing guy.
Oh, he's just chilling.
Holy, go in Jurassic Park.
My dog's weirded out.
The dog like, what's going on?
What is going on?
This guy challenged a kid from across the street to a galatec-tag town.
A spider web?
But how's a spider web out in the middle there?
Oh shit, he re-won.
Cleo let's fuck up!
Dude the cop's face was like one of the wrong things.
Fucking asshole.
Oh, hello.
Okay.
The octopus was ready for his close-up.
He was all up in that thing.
Where is my super-sick?
Mommy, where is my super-sick?
He's out.
He had to improvise when he forgot to put pepperoni on the pizza.
Oh, that was very impressive.
Look at all these black kites in the sky.
Super Dennis, they still have 17 months.
They pick up tiny sticks, drop them somewhere, so all their prey, all their food comes running
out.
Little reptiles, little mammals, and then these guys swoop down and get it.
And that's exactly what they've done.
They're lighting fires around the park.
So as you can imagine, all the little animals are going to be running out this way.
These guys, bang, bang, bang.
I
Saw it exactly like Rosie. I don't have the same accent, but even my slides that
Has discovered
The mirror in our barn and then your barn me indoor his eyes. He's a little bit mortified. It's okay
He's so scared!
I was a little turf in our yard.
He's like, wait! Wait, guys, I'm a whore!
Wait!
And then today we just open it up. Open it up.
What is that? It's like a cooler.
This guy made a really cool knife.
Does this make sense to anybody?
Like, do you...
With knowing the angle that you're lifting your knife when cutting things?
Or when you're like, just knowing the angle of like, the turn when you're cutting things?
Does that make any sense? Would that be helpful?
What do you mean, low-fast knife? How is that low?
My favorite clip this week was a super old video I found of two guys having a saxophone
battle in New York City.
What are you doing?
What?
He looks so proud of his creation.
Wow.
He doesn't give a fuck.
He doesn't demonstrate what he and the girls need during my yoga class.
The dog really likes it too.
You're trying to stop at 7.77?
This hotel in Belgium has an amazing view.
She was joking.
It's gonna watch you sleep.
You know that beautiful old beach saying,
Sassu sa,
Md-erfult.
The Norwegian parliament sent their support to their soccer team
by performing the Viking Roe.
Ooh!
Oh my gosh, even more clats.
So cool.
So remember, there's this nest on the ground.
Well, Evan is working over here right now.
And so this momma bird is just really trying to get attention.
Well, she's cool.
She's all straight.
Eggs.
So in a minute, she's going to act hurt.
There she is.
Like, like, oh, she's so smart.
She's like, look at me.
I move.
They just come eat me instead of my babies.
Are you hurt?
Oh.
I've never seen Gaze being played on a Game Boy before.
So smart.
Wow.
Oh.
You shouldn't start running.
Why are there so many?
Hi.
Wait, these are all...
These aren't babies, are they?
Is this like a male duck with like a crazy harem?
Or what?
These don't look like babies. Maybe they're like almost grown babies.
What is going on?
Young adult, I guess.
Like, is this is this a mom duck?
This looks like a male duck because they're male ducks.
The ones that look
colourful.
Oh, hello.
Oh, wait, they're cute.
There's why are they sitting?
They want food about this.
Wow $20. Oh no this is got some really long legs. Fuck those dude. Oh my gosh no I found
when I was a kid one of those in the gutter it was like a it was a thousand dollar bill
and on the back it said you should like seat gutter whatever and then it was like a church
Chad dressed and I was like oh man
One of my subscribers sent me this impressive display of basketball skill
Oh
Dive bombed
By what?
Oh!
Why? Why is this bird an asshole?
Oh my god!
I heard an algal bloom, which caused these orange waves on the beach.
Since when could birds talk?
What's going on?
I'm trying to get you to make the chicken noise.
Go away, boss. Go away, boss.
Okay, yes, you good boy.
You see the chicken?
Come on, buck-buck.
No buck-bucks today?
Oh, I wanted to hear the chicken noise.
How cute.
Oh!
Guys, look, I just wanted to know.
It's got three odds inside of it.
That's pretty cool. I've never seen anything like that before.
This teacher uses this mixture
of cornstarch and water to teach
preschoolers how to be gentle.
And then you put it in your hand, and now I have a ball.
But I'm not being very gentle with my ball,
So that's why it's staying together
See my ball is still together in my hand when I'm not being gentle and then when I am gentle
It can sink through my hand
Okay, and that's our gentle project
This is the cutest thing I've ever seen in my whole f***ing life. Yeah, man. Come here, man. Oh my god. He's coming
How cute!
Oh, man
That's a very skinny view
I could get through a lot of places with that.
I got to a sucker.
Oh, cute.
I'm talking to you.
Oh, this one's too short, too.
Where are you going?
Shoot.
Oh!
Oh!
Dude, they're going back in.
How did he even get up there?
You don't give a damn.
Even my car has tummy issues.
What? What?
She's upside down.
This guy is helping to clean up the next parade when this happened.
Is this cactus?
This little cactus has a hat, look at this thing.
Look at his hat!
This is what ambulances look like in Venice.
It makes perfect sense.
So this is a prominent vein carrying blood flow back to the heart and this will be a
perfect example of how the valves work in the vein.
valves throughout the vein that help prevent blood backflow. So if you include distal on the vein,
run your finger up, the vein collapses, and then when you let your finger go, the blood flow returns.
Can anyone tell me why this guy looks like this? I hate thinking about how we're all filled with
He was blood. He was blood sacks.
Not me, of course. I don't have any blood.
I was just making some cheesy pasta, and look at that wee guy there.
He's just stood up and he's hiding legs and thought he was looking at me.
and first I thought there was five people in the car oh my god they're car
seats I thought those five people too
they pulled over they gave me a ice cream that's nice
so it's pretty much worth it I'm at the dentist just moved to Texas but look at
My Dennis is wearing
She wanted to see what her cat would do if she didn't let her touch her legs
This guy's a human ragdoll
dude this guy could make so much money acting in horror movies holy fuck
oh my god what the fuck
holy shit
that is in this video hope i made your day just a little better and i'll see you guys
again in a very soon letter
Incredible. Should we do one more? Or should I start my LizaP?
Perhaps one more?
One more? Okay. We shall do one more.
Hello everyone, this is your Daily Dose of Internet. This amulet delivery driver ruined
this freshly mowed lawn.
This is why you should always knock the doors as soon as you get in your car.
Oh my god!
What is that?
You tried to open the door!
Dude!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Lock it!
Lock it!
Oh my god!
That was funny.
You know there's something over there.
Oh look.
A goofy movie.
I can't get any goofier than this.
Holy shi-
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Ahhhh
Dude, this is my-
Oh my gosh, I'm always like,
What if I dropped my phone in the elevator crack?
Oh my god, I can't believe it actually happened.
Have you watched the New York River video?
It's pretty cool.
I have not, I'm not-
I guess that's one light of poor coke.
So, it turns out this nicer board is also a spawn point.
What?
What?
What's on his nose?
I'm blocking the video.
Hey!
What?
I've never seen black Sunblock before.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
I fucking hate musical chairs
Oh, how are you doing?
So, what kind of, is it an ostrich egg?
Oh, it's just a normal egg with an egg inside of it.
It's another egg.
I was gonna say that.
Did the pork chicken that burst that thing?
Oh my god.
Oh.
Oh boy, this is just a picture of you.
It's just a picture.
These clever crows use the passing traffic to crack open their wall notes.
Oh, they're genius. So smart.
They know just where to place them.
This guy thought ramping whilst under anesthesia was a good idea.
you like french toast with eggs maybe I can give you some bacon sauce with a
cider oranges after just cranberries juice pineapple juice um what you like
sweetheart cuz I love to treat ladies right I don't like to cheat them wrong
cuz my mom always been right you know what I mean you know what I mean where
I can't fill it up, it's so oppressive.
I don't think these kids had a permit.
This is my favorite clip from this episode.
This theater show is designed to look like a classic black and white movie.
This guy jumped off and now he's upside down.
Did he just give up?
No, he's pissing at me.
Sorry, I'm hoping he...fathers.
Oh, he's five now.
There you go, buddy.
How did they manage that?
Yeah, he would probably be dead if they weren't there.
You want this, right?
But how do you get it?
Like, there's no way.
Like, you can't go on that way.
You can't go on this way.
How do you get this bag, bro?
Inspiration for your spiritual journey.
I like that it's bookmarks.
Oh, that's the F-ski.
Alright, that's orthod- oh.
Oh, wow.
What?
Alright, try and charge this.
Classic.
Are we-
So, I was in downtown Chicago and saw this jail in the middle of the city where the inmates were playing basketball on the roof.
Yeah.
This is such a good idea.
I was like, it's perfect timing to get this lunchtime.
I'm tight on him. Isn't that cool?
Just playing basketball on a roof without building.
That looks kind of cool.
Everyone wants to go to jail?
Yeah, just move on.
No? Oh, okay. Just thought I would ask.
Oh, I thought that was his actual skin.
Oh, he's birthing a full head of hair.
I feel like he's definitely seen Final Destination.
Y'all Disney play.
Look at this.
Look at that.
No one wants to be behind that.
These little guys just wanted some privacy.
What are they doing in there?
Aw, they love each other.
They're cute.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
I don't know if I had bad vision.
I don't know if this might be too clear for me, this is overwhelming.
We're trying to pick up some groceries.
Look at this.
These store hours, though.
These dumb store hours.
8.27 a.m. to 8.36 p.m.
8.57 a.m. to 7.36 p.m. bro.
They're quite literally roll-blading.
This thing on a rollercoaster, it's cool.
Is this some kind of courtship dance?
I was going to try to bite the other one's ass.
Still got it.
I want wasopedic peeps out there.
Is this normal after you get an alligraft?
Dude, what do you even do with a child who lapsed at you like that?
This guy doesn't need tools to get the job done.
I guess he's a real-life fruit ninja.
Wow, so clean.
Are you ready to carry this?
Uh, yeah, let me just, let me just get my sand tray quick.
This woman managed to capture the stunning video of a rainbow before the clouds.
a stunning video of a rainbow between the clouds.
He realized that she was standing in the meme.
Why'd she laugh at my dad so many times?
I am opening this birthday present a week late.
I assumed it was a bottle of wine.
It is the weight of a bottle of wine.
In a wine bag.
Why?
I just opened it to put the wine away.
I do.
Cool.
Why does this sound so familiar?
It can't be helped but I think it's 25 bucks.
Oh, it's a black blood tattoo.
Why does it seem like recently there have been way more gassy cars around?
Thank you for letting us know, Mr. Bailey.
Thank you for letting us know.
Oh my god, I got swallowed very well.
You'll catch your neighbors doing this at 3am.
This guy wanted to shine some light onto one of the problems he faces being bald.
Norwegian soccer fans, disciple Jens and his parents in Times Square.
This looks fun!
Oh, it looks so cool!
I can't even see it!
This baby elephant was using the sprinklers to help beat the heat.
Aw cute!
Asher, smile.
No, a normal smile.
No, a normal smile.
Like he's evil?
Asher, a normal smile.
Come on.
Maybe it was a normal smile.
I featured this musical road before, but this is what it sounds like when you drive over it at a slower speed.
That's what they gave you.
That's so cool.
Like, how was it put together?
Put your hands up.
She left someone a surprise for later.
First star versus second. Ewww!
I've never seen a slug eating from this close-up before it's exfoliating
It's eating his brain
That's insane. Do you want? No, you don't get to bite me, too
That is you guys video are you enjoying asshole and I'll see you guys again very very soon better
Thanks, Mr. Daily. Thank you. Alright, shall we start some gaming now? Is it about that time?
With the crops?
I play meat every round. Why you go meat? Why you go meat? I play meat!
me
With a cross
Zormis, thank you for the prime. Yeah, he needs to relax. What the actual fuck? Oh
My fucking god
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Hey chat.
Done.
Get your be like.
Hi Russell's chat.
Hey chat.
Hi Russell's chat.
Okay, we got a...
Oh, you have a corn cake pop.
Russell.
You went too far.
I tried not to laugh.
Spit it out.
Spit in the fuck out.
You did not.
You did not.
I thought it was a prank when you went like this.
Like, in a,
where is it?
I was looking forward to my,
how do you come back up?
What a soul.
Why are you kidding me?
She looks so upset.
Oh no.
You know why I can suffer if you're the gift then?
This is a horror movie. I don't think it is. I think it's not.
Oh my God, maybe it is.
Sugents, cause it's called Werewolf, doesn't mean it's a horror movie.
What the fuck?
Wait, that guy's last name is Eggers?
I'm so jealous.
Wow, that's like the coolest last name ever.
I'm so jealous.
So they just decided to make this movie, uh, not widescreen?
I guess it's part of the experience.
My soul is cursed, my kin, I'll curse, my wand.
This looks crazy.
His cursed.
All his movies are insanely historically accurate.
Oh, so this is what they were doing.
Oh, that was a good one.
I see.
Christmas!
Oh, Christmas.
Wow, it's so festive, guys.
I can't believe.
I'll probably go see that, too.
I've been saying it for weeks.
I still need to watch them, such shit.
Maybe I'll watch it in LA while I'm there.
If they still have it in theaters. I don't know
PlayStation is ending production of physical game discs for all new games starting January 2028
That's sad, but I mean I'm gonna be real I'm part of the problem
I remember the last time I bought a physical game like for switch for PlayStation
Because I kind of gave up since like oh it was cool to collect all the boxes before
But if you can't get every box anyway, like some games don't even sell physical copies. It's like, oh, what's the point?
It's not my collection anyway. I
Guess maybe the age of physical games is over. I don't know
You did this
Oh
They're already tracking meteors. They know they can't lose this.
Let's cart this all.
Wait a sec. Oh my god.
Oh, is it for one? Oh, he's got a double kill, actually.
Oh, he's got one!
Oh, he's got the slow. He's got the slow.
Even some hot glue!
Watch the kill!
It's his hot sand!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, the plan is can you steal it?
Who's gonna deal the damage?
Holy shit, holy shit.
Dude, boyboy is the goat.
Boyboy is the goat, oh my gosh.
Oh my god, he's the goat.
Dude, I will always
hate the league community for what they did to boyboy.
Oh my fucking god. Okay, so most of you probably won't know
know about this, but there was this guy in the league community who was a literal, like
actual, like, yo chaos, singing for the five, an actual, like, pedophile. And he was like
proven, like, there were multiple girls that were like, yes, he did this to me. And he even
admitted to, he was like, yes, like, I did this, like, and there was evidence and all
this. And then boy boy was this, the person who was like, guys, like, why is everyone
okay with this and this person, like this person should not be around. Like he finally
got the guy like banned from twitch and stuff and then the guy went on Twitter was like well
I'm not in jail so and then all these league players were like oh well that he's he's not
in jail so boy boy ruined his life for no reason it's like guys did do we not remember
this guy like admitting it and they're being proof like what and I'm a fucking god I hate
them so much for that anyway boy boy is the goat and he was like the only like big content
creator who like had the balls to talk about at the time too and he ended up
like leaving Twitter because these people are so fucking horrible and stupid
but yeah he is he is my goat like what it was just fucking insane it was horrible
the fully automatic potato cannon is the one that Bonnie and Zoilbill is still
in our living room that's super cool
to retreat instead of go deeper and try to play for the 50-50 all the interest
for JJ pays immediately gets out and turns to punish young game time equals
watch every clip and chat oh you're right my bad
right back in the end it's good damage
I'm sorry I see the clips and I hope I'm the trigger
Cores engage not a half
oh they're gonna be able to set him up that's the triple looking for four the
entire team ready to take
oh god we're coming in
He's looking for the pencil, he wants to get it!
A PENTA TO FINISH IT!
And what better way to do it, Paze gets the pencil!
Very cool.
Wait, this is cute!
Wait, bomb dolly, thank you, this is cute!
A little style test.
Wait, cute!
Wait, you made me look so cool in the swag.
I do know my hair is not that fluffy and long in real life. Oh my god. Thank you. This is this is so cute
I'm not logged into my what your your play is your Twitter name girl boner
Nice. I have to like it on my my main account when I open all my other PC very cute. Thank you
Thank you. Wow amazing
Seats the best seats in the house in the building everybody there as well
making sure all the Sherry in the building we got men are these shirts all
across the section oh wait oh I was like wow look at all these beautiful
cosplayers then I see I was like oh did someone send this because of the
cosplayers like wait it's a span oh my god Red Bull seats the best seats in the
house in the building everybody there as well making sure all the best seats we
got men are these shirts all across the section we'd love to see it
So that's a mama, man. All right. This is just chilling right now. I already know
Cosplay section
It goes up I like when they on the hot seat. He's like don't look at them look at me. Oh
My god, so silly
So silly is that wah wah wah like water
I don't recognize any of the cosplayers. I'm not sure it's hard to tell
Why did you link me a league cinematic from seven years ago?
What do you think this is?
What was that?
Why did he just snort?
What the fuck, asshole?
Why did he do that?
What? What? What? What?
What? I did not laugh!
He did! He laughed!
You don't laugh, bro!
I have a nasal... I've been having a...
I don't think my pitch is even that bad like at least it went straight, you know
At least it went straight. I
Whatever dude nasal thing can you can you hear it? I have a nasal thing. I've been having lately. I don't know what it is
anyway
Okay, well, I if he's scouting if he's doing a first pitch then you know what I'm looking forward to seeing his
I'm sure his will be literally perfect
It'll be literally perfect and then he can go back and laugh at mine again.
What other dude?
Ooh, Halloween Horror Nights!
This is very universal.
Oh, you're back.
Oh, God.
The trick of the game is knowing when to quit.
Because once you're hooked, you've already lost.
Unleash Hellraiser, one nightmare of many, only at Universal Halloween Horror Nights.
Oh, sorry.
Well, someone linked this and said me Bonnie and Sinna should go.
Guys, it's- I love living in Texas.
I'm not saying- I do not want to move out of Texas, but it's like, dude,
It's like, dude, I don't want to fly around for all these things.
Like, I just want to sit at home and be a fat chud, you know?
It's time to play the game.
I like how they put it in a different link.
That's a short, so I didn't recognize it.
Time to play the game.
Why is he black and white?
Did he pass away?
Why did they edit him black and white?
I don't, I don't know.
I'm a little bit disbiter.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Whatever, dude.
I'm going to go pee real quick.
And then I'm going to order food and then we will game the night away.
I'm going to be live to literally like one in the morning guys.
It's going to be crazy.
Be right back.
Bye, Ketter.
I am close to the end of the base game.
Still have a couple hours so apparently
So we will see
long intakes
Hi guys
Hello, yo Josh for you. Thank you for the 10. Thank you
Did Josh hold it? He gives subs when I when I get up. I think he just likes chat better than me
He likes what I'm not here
This chat better than me.
What was I doing here?
I just got my Chinese food.
Oh shit.
I need to order dinner.
It's gonna be a long stream.
I gotta decide what to get.
Yo Stuart will thank you for the five.
Thank you.
Thanks Stuart.
Thank you.
I had pasta.
Pasta sounds so fucking good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, order some big Chungus food.
Do I deserve that today, though?
No.
This got dead, perfect.
I had sausage dinner with mushy peas.
Yum, umiko, imiko, ikaga, thank you for the prime.
Oh my god, these statues are freaky.
I will never eat mushy peas in my life.
I'm sorry.
I will never do it.
I will never- I miss Scrandle.
The past couple times I played Scrandle,
I know this doesn't make sense,
but I feel like the food has gotten too good.
Like, I liked when it was like shitty, funny food.
Like, it's like, who do you think you are?
Oh my god.
He's trying to gaff me.
Getting scrambled during the World Cup is criminal.
Wait, you're right.
There's probably crazy World Cup food pictures right now.
Well, you actually are right.
OK, maybe I'll keep doing scrambled
during the World Cup, at least.
Not that I'm really a sportsman, but I am a food employer.
You know, yeah, I'll play it next time not today though
What the fuck oh
There was a trap there. I guess I'm just luck getting hit by it. The chest. Wait, how do I get down there? Oh?
I got to fall from oh my god. I'm gonna fuck this up
I'm gonna fuck this up. Okay, ready? I have to line it up perfectly. Ready?
Are you fucking kidding me? What is wrong with this game?
Get staggered, you pussy-ass bitch!
Matzah just licked my toe.
Thank you, Matzah.
Toggle- oh wait, wait, I think I- oh, hold on.
Can y'all see the death counter?
I think it's behind for some reason.
I will fix it.
Oh my god, I almost just hit stop street.
That would have been very bad.
Uh, okay, try it now, Scoogie. It should work now.
So, how do I get this, uh...
It's not working.
I broke everything as usual.
Oh, I am stupid.
Okay, try it now.
Try it now.
Try it now.
I'll try it now.
Oh, fuck.
There we go.
That's still not working.
I just hid the scene, because it was still on when I was starting stream today.
Should be working.
If it's not working, I did not do anything to it, so.
Oh shit, wait!
The chosen one's Trinity G.
Hello?
Wait, so he was a puppet the whole time.
Welcome to my center of riddles.
I admit I did not really expect you to make this journey in person.
Oh, have it. You must have reaped along the way.
So much blood other than what's over you.
I know all about those alchemists.
Yo, life of entry, thank you for the prime.
Hiding away on their island, growing more monstrous by the day,
refusing to acknowledge either fat, that they are hiding, or that they are monsters.
And how about you? Is this the real you?
Who are you still practicing the liar's art as only you can?
Oh, I have to answer another question?
to this one will stay out of breach. Are you a puppet? Are a human being?
Am I human? Which one are you?
I'm a human. Finally, you are under 10.
Yes, we are human.
We may be trapped by air go, but we live, we face, we love, we hate, and we're a clappin'
in the air.
They have locked us in the prison they call puppetry.
I learned this truth long ago.
That is why I've been accepting my revenge against them all ever since.
Blood and revenge, revenge and blood.
It's the only thing that truly drives me.
And it was so much fun.
Even if you're lying right now.
Well, I don't know the answer. Uh, I just hid the Paubley thing before I went live.
And I turned it back on, but it's not really a problem.
The urge to kill can feel every weakening moment, but no plague angle on forever, though.
It was fun while it lasted, son of Geppetto. The king of riddles shall now retire.
Well, he's dead now.
But yeah, I did not touch anything.
I literally just disabled a source for an overlay.
If that breaks the server, that is on the server, not on me.
Are you going to talk to me again?
I'll go back then.
What the fuck?
Okay, well, I just phase through the elevator.
I feel like if... do I just die? No, I don't think I'll die if I fall.
Just take some damage.
Where is the door?
much of biting my ankle stop the play is over you don't have to go home or
straight down now that would be my choice but you can't stay here if you
want to live
Is he a serial killer?
So come on, now or never.
This tower is absorbing all the air going cropped.
It was built in this precise location because it's the most efficient place in the world to study and use air-go-wave lacks.
But it's not even about me, or you either.
This is about the goddess in the tower.
Now she, who is worth saving?
The goddess Sophia?
Or Sophia, sorry?
Knowledge is endless, she is more, well, awakened than any of us.
We are all as she knows you're asleep.
She has so much power.
It's not like she'll miss just a little.
So, I have simply been...
Sharing...
My power?
Well, I was born.
Is there any more human motivation in all the world?
What if I made a puppet of a human, the way they made humans.
The puppets.
Look, possibly be more fun.
This voice actor's insanely good.
Hehehehehehehehehe.
The play is over.
Oh, your eyes are sharper than your wit.
You found the gift I left behind.
Wasn't it a sight to behold?
I learned from an alchemist when I served him.
Thanks to him, man is a surprisingly low-paying threshold.
I learned the location of their secret island.
Humanity sullied its own sanctum long before I found it,
blasphemed against itself, against us, by praying God.
But an artist murderer is a word the humans use to restrain us to make us refuse our strength and power
I'm an artist
an artist of
blood
What?
memory is enough to make me shudder with something approaching joy. If only I could
Well, I guess we're done talking to you.
There's really nothing else in this room.
Okay, goodbye, Arlocino.
Goodbye.
Now, the real reason I came down here...
the fuck do I get that chest what the fuck it's pissing me off I need that shit
Can I jump?
Oh.
Ah!
Nope.
That's fine.
We'll figure it out.
And maybe this time I won't clip through the elevator.
There it is.
Okay, let me up
Yo, not a thanks for 19 months. Thank you check the new drip. I have to do that
Might have been that that door
See
costume
Ooh, wait, this might be the best outfit so far.
Do I have any- I don't have anything that goes with this as well.
Yeah, I think this is the best outfit so far.
Maybe I'll wear the mouse mask.
Oh!
Oh!
Nice.
Yeah, I feel like I look fucking sick now.
This is great.
Okay, what are the odds that this bridge breaks if I walk on it?
Okay, there's a cold butterfly here.
Hey!
Oh, a full moon stone!
I don't remember what kind of stones I needed to upgrade the sword to full, but I think I'm pretty close.
Alright, wow, I'm surprised the bridge did not collapse under me.
I'm actually shocked.
It is insane.
Fucking crazy, okay, is this how I get the chest?
I don't think it is.
I don't want to go.
Holy, dude, this place is a maze.
I feel like I missed so much shit, too.
Holy crap.
Oh, wait.
Okay, wait, I'm back up here now, okay.
I misstepped!
I misstepped!
I seem to have done a misstep.
Oh my fucking god.
Lying on the floor.
Ha ha.
I get it.
Good one.
Good one.
Yeah, my new outfit is just very slippery.
Very, very slippery.
Oh, fuck, do I get back now?
That was not the best move!
Oh!
I had no idea how could I be so stupid.
At least they didn't say peeing on the floor.
Yeah, that's true.
I would agree with that.
Oh my god.
Okay, I'm gonna see if I can just actually go through the elevator gap this time.
I hope there's a floor, but oh, hello.
He's back.
It's a big dude.
Wait, the chest isn't here.
Oh, it's down here.
Down here.
Yes!
OK, what is it?
Allegiant caliber.
I already have maxed out the bomb that I want to use, so.
Excuse me.
Um, I need to wait for the elevator, sir.
If you could, um, give me some space, please.
Uh...
I don't feel like fighting you again.
I already killed you.
AAH!
I already killed you, man.
Cannot be used.
There's an enemy nearby.
Can you can you go?
So polite
There he goes. Wow. He actually listened to me
It's so polite, very, very polite.
Just the top floor.
Nice.
No, no, no.
Yippie.
Meow meow meow.
Yippee.
Okay.
Alright, is this the way that I went before?
Or is there another way?
Oh, this looks like a boss room.
Okay, guys, where's the cutscene?
Whoa, is that you?
Oh!
Wait, who's that?
Wow.
You're really something.
Oh, Black Cat!
Seriously, that's impressive.
How did you follow me all the way here?
I wasn't trying to.
My name is always my last choice, you know?
But you're not getting anywhere near my sister friend.
You'll have to go through me first.
And I actually thought we were friends.
Oh my god.
Is any of that true?
In the end, I really don't care.
There's only one reason we were given a mission. Hold on, I just heard you guys just-
Oh, there you go, if you give me gold coin fruit.
Bro, bro, what are they doing?
Ew!
Try to stop!
Okay, never mind, I can't show that to you guys, it's too gross.
Um, so, okay, well this is what I saw initially, I was like, oh this is so cute, I need to show them, let me rotate my, the picture.
Okay, the video I just got was like horrible, I need to delete that off my phone.
I was like, oh look how cute!
Like, look at the little face she's making, but Cheddar was like biting her ass,
and he just started like eating her ass so I need to leave that off my phone
that was like actually horrible I'm deleting it
no don't say peaky no I'll give you some gold coin fruit
I had a feeling we might eventually see that why I like you don't trust you guys
I'm a cat. I'm slow to trust
I'm sick of it
I'm sick of crot sick to death of just surviving hurting stealing kidnapping
surviving
When the hell does it end a
Sister and I are going to leave for a different city
Get my eyesight back a fresh new start as a family
You have to know that old man. You put so it's safe. We were never gonna hurt him
So we're not feeding on the cat sessor make black snow. Thanks for the bro. I swear I
Just just I just thought she looked so cute. I got the black cat mask
But I bet that will look great with my new black suit
She just looks so cute. Oh wait, yeah, it's kind of nice
It's not as nice as I thought it was very nice and you have to know that old man. You're ultimately
Okay, goodbye black cat
Yeah, it's not that cool, but
Okay, now this looks like a boss area, right?
Maybe I'm just feeding thing to fight a boss. Why are we in the void?
It's so foggy.
You are the best gamer in streamer ever.
Oh my god, thank you.
Thank you Joker and Odd Bot, thank you for the five months.
Is this an elevator? No it is.
Wow, what is this epic music that is blessing my ears right now?
I see a Stargazer.
I don't know, that's a level.
I'm poor.
Leveling costs 16k now.
Nope.
I'm going to order food before I start anything.
Hold on.
Do you guys think Chinese, tacos, pasta, what sounds good?
Chinese, blam?
I do have a Chinese game sponsor today.
So maybe I should get some Chinese food.
Some Chinese.
I'm gonna get some egg drop soup.
Some Singapore noodles.
I'm gonna get some...
Uh, ooh.
I'ma get some, um,
ooh, should I get crab rangoons?
Scallion pancakes or dumplings?
I don't wanna get everything, that's too much.
That's too much.
I'm gonna get spicy pork dumplings and a drop soup and noodles.
Now I'm ready.
Excellent.
I assume this would be a boss room, but I guess not yet.
Oh!
Oh!
What the fuck?
Oh wait, I should go back and check if I can upgrade my sword, because I think I might
I don't have enough of the...
Just spam the heavier time!
Works every time I hit the wall
Yeah
Okay, is this oh, this is the way back, okay, I'm gonna go back to the hotel and check if I can upgrade
Oh, there's a lot to do back in the hotel.
Yo, Joe Fish, thanks for 15 months.
Welcome back.
I
Heard a rumor from a recent arrival. Is Alidoro truly dead? I don't know what to think
I didn't get to repay him yet
Honestly, I did think it was strange
The more I saw of him the more different he seemed from the person I knew
I wonder what the real Alidoro was like
Is it true?
It's a hard thing to let go never getting the chance to know the real hero
What do you guys think I should have told the truth?
How sad why I need to talk to that guy first way why I hope it was painless and he's at peace
Thanks for finding out about his death. Here's a gift.
Far East Princess?
At the house of a nanny, even priceless things have a price. Every item is a treasure.
Ah, Master Vanini's collection box. You have been busy, sir.
Yeah, it ain't called Truthopee, guys.
It ain't called Truthopee.
It ain't called Truthopee.
No! I need one more full moon stone! I thought I did have two!
Fuck! Okay, well, next time I get one, we'll be good.
Well, let me go use my quartz as well.
Maybe you can buy one?
I don't think so.
Uh, this guy does not have one.
information of P. I mean I've lied like 90% of this game but that's why I think
you're not you're supposed to do. Oh look how long the nose is when I can
investigate it now. But why? I'm gonna upgrade my ports first. I have two
Courts, increase key uses, guard routine, staggerable window.
I'm going to get this.
Meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow.
Okay, one more quartz and I'll have a crate on it.
But you cannot use this right now.
Oh, and I can ev- oh, I guess I could investigate it before.
But it's turning gold at the end.
It wasn't like that before.
Huh.
Huh, I saw it was gold then and I assumed that meant I had unlocked something, but I guess not.
Just a master liar, I guess. Uh, bowler hat guy.
Don't know if the frenzy arose by the king of puppets or if someone else is pulling I get it pulling the strings
Good one, Benini. I must find a way to prevent puppets from hurting any more humans
The tragedy of our lequino must remain a one-time performance
These records are like a puzzle wrapped in riddles, but I always did love puzzles
the light shines brightest in the darkest time I hear I just find saving
people is its own reward if we who live through I didn't give you something bro I
think the best lives we can in a way I envy the dead they don't have to know
what it's like to remember that they're gone then I guess you should have killed
us off and here I go again blah blah blah and who cares now let's get out there
and save my that is our city oh decipher the cryptic vessel okay oh is this why
you guys said I had to talk to him first hand over the cryptic vessel I probably
didn't change it about the track a brand new design you ace defective a for the
ten months with a thrill and there we are done even a brand new model doesn't
I just had a chance when you're dealing with genius.
But the device boarded on genius itself.
Required all my intellect.
If you ever meet the creator, get me their calling card, won't you?
No, sorry, I'm sure you're busy.
Just let me know if you ever find out.
Wait, dear beloved sister please forgive your brother for leaving without telling you anything.
I'm keeping this letter even though I don't know when I'll be able to send it.
I'm being chased because I know the biggest secret of Krod.
I'll probably be able to see you if the Alchemists are gone from this land, but I'll have to
watch you from afar until that day.
I plan to protect you until at least we can live here in peace.
Just like how I saved you from the workshop tower.
It'd be wonderful if people learned the truth one day.
Wait, so that's why the dog that we met didn't remember her, but he did save her.
But some truths are better left unknown among the alchemists I saw too often how cruel humans
can become. After seeing all the experiments and nightmares they're responsible for, I
came to believe that there is no God. Instead of revealing myself and risking your life,
I'll choose to vanish forever. Still, please remember me if you ever read this letter.
We came from across the wide ocean. I hope there is only truth in your life, and leave
your name here. I know people here call you eugenius their way, but the name will protect
Please remember your real name, your real name is...
The End of the Past Code Disciples Damage, which was unrecognizable.
Wait, that's dumb!
I can't give it to her now?
What, that's so dumb! A stupid game? I can't give it to her now?
Oh, so I thought that she had a crush on him, but it was- they were brother and sister.
I completely misread the situation.
That's a relief.
I can't give it to her?!
wait that's so dumb what like because the reason I went to her first is because
I wanted to upgrade my weapon I just wanted to upgrade my weapon what the
heck that's so sad I feel bad for her I mean at least I lied to her it didn't
tell her that, you know, he was murdered and replaced by a fucking fraud, I guess it's
like slightly better that way. I don't know.
Ah, very sad. You get a different record for letting her know, but the outcome doesn't change anything
aside from the record itself. Oh, so it just changed what record I get.
Okay, well, I got the um,
I got this one from killing the fake Alidoro
and then I got this one from her.
Guys, this is why outfits suck.
I thought the black cat mask
would be a little more elegant.
Should I keep a mask on?
This song's kind of sad.
I want to try this one too.
This one's nice, too.
That's a fully lesson for humanity.
Oh.
Sure.
My partner's name is Atkinson.
I think he was trying to secure an escape route.
Look for him around Crawl Central Station.
What am I, your errand boy?
I'm not doing that shit.
The errand's small.
Oh!
Oh wait, there's a robot here. Did I learn more poses or whatever? Maybe I can teach him more.
I don't know if this NPC is important or not.
Yo Johnny! Thank you for the 20 gifted!
Thanks Johnny! Thank you!
W Johnny! Thank you very much!
Thanks Johnny!
Thank you, thank you Johnny!
Teach about anger.
being angry for someone else's sake. I think it's brave. I hope I find someone I can be brave for.
I thank you so much.
Oh, a resplendent Orgo fragment.
Very nice. All right, I am out of here.
Let's get back to where I was.
Alright.
Man, why can't I give her the fucking translated thing?
Also, I can't believe I thought she had a crush on him.
I didn't know there were siblings and that's so sad
She's like oh, I made a gift for my brother and then I gave it to the fucking fraud that's like
Wait so she had to cross her own brother
No jelly, thank you for the sub.
Sick.
Okay, so I can go straight ahead or I can go down.
Let's go down.
Plus the worst that could be down here.
Oh, shut.
Yeah, boy.
How are you screaming, chill?
I need to transform my sword.
There's one on the wall over there.
Oh my god, okay.
Okay, I need to be on the lookout for one more full moon stone, and then I think my weapon
I think they might be fully upgraded, as I said.
Nice.
Yippee!
Very nice.
Ooh, a fire abrasive.
I haven't been getting many abrasives.
I guess maybe I'm supposed to buy them.
Oh! If I want them.
Oh! Oh!
Yeah, I'm gonna play the DLC for sure. I've been really enjoying the game.
Very good game.
Isn't so fucking dark in this area though.
Anyone on the ceiling?
Oh, half no stone.
That's not what I need.
I forgot I have a fucking lantern.
Dude, I've been using it the whole game and I've been complaining about how dark it is.
Oh my god.
I must have unequipped it for a fight or something.
Crazy.
You kept telling me I must have blocked that shit from my vision or something.
I don't remember seeing anyone in chat talking about the fucking lantern.
I mean, I'm gonna be real though, because lantern is barely helping.
I can't see shit.
Hello?
Hello?
Merry Christmas. No, I'm not wearing this hat like it's a sample. I'm wearing it like it's a dink hat.
Like the the dinky nose.
It's not festive time yet.
Now
Get back there bitch
Oh, what the- Yeah, that was a little generous, giving me the back of that guy.
Just a little bit generous, but we'll take it.
Why are all these little guys everywhere here?
What are they supposed to be?
They're freaky, and there's a ladder there.
Did I go this way already?
I'm just trying to check everything.
Can I hear that?
What is that?
Freaky!
Freaky!
Oh wait, I see a shortcut.
I don't know.
What are this?
I guess that's for the starting area down there.
Get up.
I'm trying to kill you.
Nice.
In this area, it's kind of a little bit...
Oh my God!
He killed his friend.
Okay.
Oh, I got you bitch. Okay. He's one again. Okay. Let's swing on more
That's your bitch. Oh
No, no, no, no, no, oh my god. No, I missed the stagger
Oh my god, how do I do this? Oh my god
Oh, I broke his club.
Okay, nice.
They are fine.
And I have enough for a level, too.
We take those.
Okay, this goes back up.
There's something there I can pull.
Notice it will raise a bridge.
Okay, that opened the gates downstairs.
I think I've seen that one.
I think.
Are you winning?
I'm never winning!
I'm never winning.
Always get my ass beat.
Any winners in chat?
Oh, a chest.
Wait, maybe I'm winning.
I want to backstab this guy.
Maybe not.
This area is too narrow for me to do my charge attack.
Oh it broke.
You see what I mean?
I'm out of heals. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yo you! Thank you for the seven months! Thank you!
I'm so scared right now. He's still chasing me. Wait, I'm just going to run past him and get the chest.
You can't stop me. You literally can't stop me. What are you going to do about Pussy?
Where is he? Oh my god, he's in pursuit!
It's another thing for Vanini to, to, uh, oh, do you think I'm gonna die if I fall?
Oh my god, I'm alive.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Now I have to find the area that opened up.
Did he fall?
Oh my god.
I can heal that too.
Yo, no ref, thanks for 23 months.
Thank you.
Uh, okay.
The door that opened does have a item in it.
The door that opened does have an item in it.
I don't think it's here.
I think I'm in the clear.
I'm lost.
Oh, here, here, here, here.
Nice.
Oh, shit!
Oh, brother. Oh, I'm scared. He wants to hug. Oh, how nice. Oh, oh my God.
Ah! Come on. Come on. Ah! The backbreaker.
Are my Chinese moves here? Apparently, I'm gonna come get it.
Ah, fuck.
Hello!
I have the goods.
I have to run all the way back, holy fuck.
Oh, dumplings and chili oil.
A whole tub of soup.
Oh, they gave me two fortune cookies.
Sweet.
That means you guys get one too.
Okay, um, type one for the broken one for the shard.
Shard type 2 for the normal one and I'll give you guys
One for the broken one two for the normal
Okay, your guys is fortune is this
Okay, first lucky numbers are 14, 20, 16, 2, 27, and 55.
Your fortune is, your dreams are the constellations of your life.
Wow.
Wow.
So cool.
Okay, now mine!
This is my fortune, I'm gonna open it up.
My fortune is...
It's not about whether you get knocked down.
It's whether you get up.
Wow, it's not a very original quote, but I mean it's a good quote.
Yeah!
Yeah. Good quote.
Dude, I just realized you can see him standing up there.
I see his shadow. I want to, uh, get some luck.
Well, how did they know?
They gave me one set of chopsticks, so they knew it was one person eating it, but how
did they know to give me two fortune cookies?
Doesn't make any sense.
They knew that I would want another cookie for someone who's not eating.
How did they know?
They know you're the tub of soup girl, huh?
Well, why would they offer the tub of soup as a menu item if people weren't buying it
Besides me, or you think it's only me.
Emeru boxing match versus guerrilla coming soon.
Um, no, I don't think so.
Who told you that?
Who told you that?
Who would win a hundred emeralds or a gorilla?
I think the gorilla wins.
I mean, a hundred is a lot.
Just saying, that's a lot.
Amaru is like one-third of a human strength-wise, what do you mean of a human?
I'm also human.
It's crazy how tanky those guys are.
Am I gonna be able to find the door without the blue glowing thing in there?
Here?
No.
Is it here?
Yes.
I see him up there.
Run.
Run.
Ha.
Ha.
I see him up there!
Run! Run!
He's just murdering the other topics down here.
This is my favorite thing to order.
Oh, he killed him.
Oh, he's- he's chill now.
Look, he's so calm.
Egg drop soup. I need to learn how to make egg drop soup. It's probably easy to make, right?
Does it have corn in it? No.
I hate when they put vegetables in the egg drop soup, like...
Oh.
Like, what the fuck were you thinking? What the fuck were you thinking?!
Yo, Oaf, thank you for the 10!
Thanks, Oaf!
Appreciate it.
Big 10 from Oaf, thank you very much.
Oh my god.
get staggered bitch oh my god
Yeah.
Very nice.
Alright, we're making good progress.
You dropped D. Thanks for 30 months.
I gotta be close to the boss, right?
It's been a while since I've been playing this.
Another hat bro, give me a full moonstone please!
I just need one more!
why is this game so greedy please just give it to me please
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Alright, down or up?
I guess we'll go down first again.
Please don't drop me. Please don't drop me. Please don't drop me.
Dude. Dude. Dude.
I don't even know where the ladder I just dropped goes.
It might be right by the Stargazer though.
Oh my god.
I can't really sense temperature that well with my mouth.
And I just swalled so much hot soup and just like burned my fucking chest on the inside
of my organs.
Oh my god.
I hurt so fucking bad.
Wait
Deserve for what?
Oh, it's this fucking asshole that killed me laughing buddy see you in hell
Explain that? Okay, because I have eaten scalding hot food so many times, because I have no patience and I'm so fucking hungry
that the pain receptors in my mouth don't work that well anymore from being burned so many times, so I just like burn myself all the time now
and it's not great
You chud.
Dude, that has to be like a thing that a lot of people do, right?
I got it mainly from eating like pizza rolls and hot pockets and stuff.
What the fly?
We'll take that.
Is that all it's here?
I guess so.
I
Got you bitch
Oh my god, I hate these guys
Jesus I'm trying to loot over here. There's another guy up there. Oh the red fox amulet
I drank a smaller amount that time plus 3 for Motivity and Technique.
That seems pretty good, right?
More damage.
Okay, so there's that way and this way.
Oh, there's nothing over here.
I don't really know what to say right now
Oh my god, it's so hot
It's fine
Remember my fortune guys. It's not about whether you get knocked down. It's about if you keep getting up
And I'm gonna keep getting knocked down
by this fuck-ass game.
But it's okay, I will keep getting up.
No matter what.
Stop burning your mouth.
I can't stop.
This soup is too delicious.
I'm gonna like give myself third degree burns like inside my throat and in my stomach and not even realize it
It's so bad
I'll gather guys follow me. Okay. I got it. Oh
Why are you flying? Oh my god stuff in the corner? Oh
I think there's an area up there I couldn't keep going.
A full moon stone!
Let's fucking go!
Let's fucking go!
Let's fucking go!
Um, okay, I think I'm not gonna TP yet back though.
I think I'm just gonna keep going for now.
What the fuck?
Should I try for two?
I'm scared.
I'm so scared.
No.
Go!
Go.
There he goes.
Woo!
Ah!
A sweet sound of silence.
I love to see it.
Look, whore.
I'm so scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Oh, quartz!
Oh, nice!
Wait, my next trip back to base is going to be massive.
Holy shit, it's going to be huge!
Sword upgrade, I'm going to unlock one of the last tier of quartz upgrade things.
Oh, he's just holding a big guy!
Wow.
That's his best friend.
Why does his best friend got a legs?
Oh my god, I'm kind of
I shouldn't have talked shit on his best friend. That is completely my bad
That's what I get
Wow
Wellie
Okay, we're gonna go back to the hotel crott, I suppose.
Upgrade some shit.
I always welcome friends.
Oh, how long do you think it would take me to decipher it? Time me.
Let go. All done.
Oh, that was fast!
For a layman, it would have been a tough nut to crack.
Then for a replica. Child's play for me, of course.
I bet you could make a fortune by solving the code behind it all.
But, why the grand covenant, I wonder?
Apologies, my friend. I became lost in thought. Please take it.
Orders? The train doesn't leave anymore? And the merchant awaits a frozen feast in the destroyed town?
What is circled?
Okay, so I assume that's more like optional lore stuff you can do.
Wait, I don't have any money to upgrade my weapon because I dropped all of my um...
I dropped all of my Ergo.
It's okay.
Wait, 5000!
Dim Ergo.
5000?
Oh, I think I need that much.
We're rich!
5,000?
We're rich!
Wait, the full moonstone of the Covenants are different!
I'm so mad, I thought I could upgrade it.
Yeah, I did this before.
Why are the cougars so strong fun?
Man, hello, cat.
Wait, I can pick it up now?
Is it because I'm becoming a human boy?
Oh, we're just staring at each other.
I'm shaking it like a baby.
I'm jiggling its bad legs.
Oh.
Yeah, maybe it's because I'm becoming more human.
I'm a real boy!
I guess I'll take this.
Unfortunately, I could not upgrade my sword, but that is okay.
I remember when I actually selected not to save her life.
It was an accident, I thought that I picked the right thing.
I fucked up!
I admit it, I fucked up!
You shake babies?
Are you not supposed to do that?
Don Juan, thank you for the five months!
I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking.
Get you, you pussy ass!
I hope none of them can follow me all the way up here, that would be really bad.
Oh yeah, turn around, pussy!
Get out of here!
I don't want to fight you!
Yeah, where's my time?
Get out of here, bitch!
You're a bitch.
Oh my god, holy shit, am I dead?
Thank God, and I get my Ergo back!
We have solid quarks into the plan.
Perfect.
You're trying to parry like second?
Well, when I don't know the timing, I just spam parry and parry that I'm lucky.
it works. Uh, is this an elevator back to the main one or something?
Dang. I'm sure we're going up. I bet the shortcut is back the way that I was.
Yo, Noel Raph, thank you for the five gifted.
Why is it so far up?
Holy shit.
Oh, okay.
It's a boss here.
Okay.
Okay, it's a boss here.
I was the first to be completed.
I will hatch from the egg and fly into the new world.
Hatch from the egg.
Okay, I'm going to go back down.
Yes, we have to ride the elevator all the way back down because I think we're going
I think I missed something.
Sorry.
Luke, thank you for the four months.
I was going to be a while.
Yep, it's going to be a bit.
That's it.
Now I have to go all the way back up.
I guess I could use that medallion thing, but like, nah.
I thought there was gonna be like another shortcut there
or something, I don't know.
I mean, I guess I would've needed it
because there's a star gauge upstairs, but still.
Nice hat.
Perfect.
Okay, what do I want, um, or health wouldn't hurt?
We have enough for another level.
Um, we got some more damage, perhaps.
Yeah.
That's a big sword!
That's a puppet, right?
Hi.
What was that?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, of course, they wait before actually staying.
Oh my god, just keep, just keeps going.
Okay.
Bro, I hate how a bunch of the enemies now have like a special move before they actually
get staggered.
What he does it twice
Oh
Oh no
Three times I saw point at me. I was like
Okay, time to run away.
No, no, no!
I just tried to be far away.
Okay, go again.
I don't know.
Do I want the acid?
I feel like I want the electric one if I have that.
Oh, I know she does electric, so...
Um...
I'll try the fire, I guess.
I don't know.
I'll try it.
No, no, I'm so ready I saw right what I
I guess scared when it wants the sword at me
No, don't point to Ted to me!
No!
Maybe I should try par- You can't parry grabs, can you?
I hit the wall, I'm okay.
No.
I feel like I just got faked out right there.
Okay, I can use my puppet strength, or I didn't know that.
Oh, wow.
Don't point that sword at me!
Don't point at me!
Don't point it at me!
I'm scared!
Oh, I occurred it!
Oh, I got hit by the last one.
Oh, I'm the stagger window!
Yes, okay, I can do your thing.
Wait, there's a phase two! There's no way! Dude.
Oh god, the armor's coming off.
Oh, Simon.
Okay, as soon as this is a whoo-up, all of Chino is really talking about, right?
Oh, man.
Oh, guys, I'm scared I have no wheels.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
C'mon!
Well, ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha!
Wow, this is gonna be a fight!
I can't let you get close to me you're laughing at IE call sign Apollo thanks for 41 months
I can't let you get close!
I don't know what that was, I'm sorry.
I don't know.
Stop stop stop you're scaring me
Don't point that sword at me.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
I don't like when she points the sword at me.
Oh my god.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
I
Oh my god
Oh my god
and then she just walked off so cool oh my god there's so much going on the
The second part is going to take me a little longer, I think.
Holy shit.
I have some abrasives.
I would try them.
I guess.
Is Emeru practicing for when she has to fight the gorilla?
Yeah.
Well, I didn't get the fire off on her, I don't think.
I don't like it.
No.
Okay.
Okay, big damage, I still don't know what the fuck's going on in this phase.
Okay, I understand.
I understand.
I understand.
Oh my gosh, like what am I supposed to do there?
Okay, well I used up Sora, I think for the 14 months, I'm going to switch to that.
I might go buy some more grindstones perhaps at some point.
I think they do help, so...
Oh, well, she didn't even give me time to figure out what she was doing!
Dude don't do it again. Are you serious?
I mean to get old
Oh my god
No!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
He's so...
He's, you know, Dolly Bird thinking for the nine months.
What the fuck?
Okay, I also remember that I think I don't have my best armor equipped.
That could help a little bit.
Uh, yes.
I just have to make sure I don't get too heavy.
Yes.
OK, I just didn't have the best converter,
but that should help.
Um, OK, this is fine.
Try again.
I'm gonna fuck that.
It's so hard to learn her attacks when it takes so long to get to her.
I think I see you get really good at the first phase to have enough heals to tank the second
phase super easily, and it'll be fine.
I tried to use my puppet string but I can't kill this attack in the night.
Why is the puppet string on my own?
I
Shot me
Oh, the cats look so cute.
Y'all want to see?
No, they're not eating ass again.
They're just hanging out.
No, they're not being freaky.
Freaky, no, no, no, no, no, no
They're just being cute. I think strange to see here
Oh no, oh no, oh shit, I thought I was going to make a window.
You got me fucking kidding me, dude.
Oh my god, what?
I literally staggered you!
Insane!
Oh no.
Shit.
If I had more heals, I'll need to check my amulets,
because maybe I can equip the one that gives you an extra one sometimes.
Let me see.
Motivity, wait for the max HP.
Uh, I mean, I'm pretty close.
Is this one?
I do need that one.
Why am I heavy now?
What?
Weird.
OK.
Is she a human or a puppet?
She's a human.
No, no, she- what is she?
She either?
Uh...
She's a human.
Uh...
Why am I heavy?
I didn't- I don't think I changed anything.
I have the exact same amulets I had before.
I don't think I changed anything.
I have the exact same amulets I had before.
Nope, not plus one weight.
Oh!
Oh, okay.
Yeah, there's two of them.
technique. I guess we will try this.
Ahhhhhh!
Ow!
What the fuck just happened?
I feel like I don't- I feel like I don't notice the damage difference with the human
amulet.
Although I did take off one of my other damage amulets to be able to use it.
So I don't know, maybe I'll take off...
Maybe it's just a lot to say.
What the fuck?!
My puppet tree found me!
Holy, look at that tiny sliver of health!
I'm alive.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I will awaken soon.
Maybe I should like keep my distance for, I don't even know.
Riker, thanks for seven months and zig, thanks for four months.
JTrev, thank you for the ten gifted, thank you.
Thank you, JTrev.
Thanks, JTrev.
Oh, the coughing.
The coughing.
I'm dead.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I don't understand why sometimes my puppet string doesn't let me do the secondary move.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
Hello?
Oh my god.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Thanks truck driver for the 35 months.
Thanks truck driver for the 35 months
Nice.
Yo, sleeper, thank you for the five.
Thanks, sleeper.
Jump, all right.
Oh, no.
Maybe I shouldn't try to parry that move.
looks it does too much damage
I had 8 heals still
crazy
Okay, now let's see if I don't get fucking one shot again.
Oh my lord.
Yo, Deersy.
Thanks for the resub.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, it's so hard.
I shouldn't be able to fully parry like two of her moves in phase two.
Oh my god, I'm pissed.
I don't think this will go on.
This is not the one holy shit.
I didn't know what the fuck happened.
Oh my god.
I keep thinking that I remember her.
first move pattern and then I don't
okay better this time Nevada thank you for the gifted sub thank you
You can do this, whatever needs to be done.
You're gonna slay him.
Oops.
Holy fuck!
She has so many moves.
Oh, I'm out of fire things.
Wait.
Oh, I thought that they weren't consuming them for some reason, but I think I just had more
in storage.
storage. I'm gonna see if I can buy any more, I guess. Frick!
I
Teemo Jin's and game of all things for the resubs. Thank you
region. Seems good. Yes, severed femoral. Thanks for four months and fellsat. Thanks
for 15 months. Wait a second. Temporary activates perfect guard when guarding. Hold on. Wait
a second. Let's try this. I feel like it probably lasts for like 10 fucking seconds
maximum, right? Probably like 5 seconds. Can I not buy the individual grinders?
I'll try it for the second phase
I'll try it
Maybe I should use the cube too.
Take a hit back.
The cube is just...
Never mind.
I'm not using the cube.
Oh
AHH FUCK!
Fuck
Go to me
Why do I not remember when doing that move?
What the fuck?
10-10 thanks for 7 months.
Alright.
Okay, just no fucking hoarding, whatever.
Okay.
okay
Jesus bro, what the fuck
I should add more of the consumable brine stones.
Okay, I'm going to try to use the grinder after her beginning thingy.
I think I'm lost already.
Oh man, what you doing now?
I didn't know what that move did I think it's doable for sure though and I think that the
The perfect walk thing is really nice.
Yo, light dearest, thank you for the gifted and Daniel Doom guy, thanks for the sub.
I can't see the screen I can't see the screen
I can't see!
Why is it why does the puff extra not work sometimes I don't understand
Should I just, like, not try to use it or, like,
I don't know how that works?
I guess I'm just not going to use the puppet string.
I don't know, I feel like most of the time I use it, it just fucks me up.
Cause it doesn't always pull me in, and then I can't parry while I'm using it, so, I don't know.
Very unfortunate.
I think her shield blocks it. I literally throw it at her from the front though.
During some boss attacks and if you need to heal, the stone won't work well so you get to do it at the same time.
Okay, I messed up.
She's like the worst attacks you can have that too.
What is that delay?
Holy shit!
Shit!
The phase 2 is so ridiculous.
Can I really not buy more of the, uh, Temporary Trilers?
I feel like I can some I feel like I can
You excited and thanks for all the months Eddie Lee you thank you MPC Matt thanks for all the months
Okay
Okay, I know I said no more puppet strength, but I went back on what I said.
Oh, the puppet strength is such a bait.
All right, I'll just be more careful with it, whatever.
More careful.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh
Oh, I broke the shield at the end too, that's nice.
You
Oh my God
Holy sh- dude, that didn't say damage!
I'm not going to die.
I'm not going to die.
I'm not going to die.
I guess maybe I should unlock the camera's red, I don't know.
Oh my gosh.
I've had like two times I got kinda close, but it wasn't like insanely close.
And this is your off.
This is probably not the run.
I
Oh, my lord.
Oh my God!
Pain.
Pain.
Oh my god!
Pain.
Pain.
I can't even tell if her moves are supposed to be similar to her phase one was, I don't
think so.
So rough.
So rough.
This boss is a crazy one.
What's the next hardest boss I fought in this?
Maybe that like trash pile boss with the two phases?
That one was like not as crazy as this one.
way hard in the end of the run
I had 10 heals, but that one moved us so much damage.
Oh my gosh.
Holy fuck.
Crazy.
Come on!
Come on!
Holy fuck she blocked it.
Holy fuck, she got me.
Nooooo!
The timing was different for when she comes down for that one, but maybe for the last
I can just run away. I don't know.
I think I still want to heal too.
the fucking wall
Okay.
What?
Holy shit!
Oh, that hit me!
Is she gonna fly up?
Oh my god
It's such a long fight!
I probably can only do one or two more tries before the sponsor.
Such a long fight.
I wish I had more grindstones left.
I feel like the timing is different for the second time she does it, because the first
It's like when all the red orbs are on her and this time it's like whatever she feels like it. What the heck?
Okay, last try
Ow!
I
Wait, there's no phase tree, right?
Wait, did I actually do it?
Oh, God.
Oh my god, bro.
I thought you were still gonna have health after that last down.
Wow.
I was holding my breath.
Wait, there's no face to you, right?
Oh my god, Ove, thank you for the 10 gift and thank you.
Jeric Kubo, thanks for 64 months.
Hell's Kid, 18 months.
Fami Mac, thank you for the sub.
Oh the sad zealots ergo. Oh, oh shit. Well it is a sponsor time guys. Wow I did it.
Perfect timing I guess. Yo Andalon thank you for the Prime River. Thanks for the
five gifted. Wow that's crazy. I'm too poor to even get a level from killing
that. Wow. Shy Tom thank you for the ten hunch. Thank you for the bits tempered
And Lion, thank you for the 5 gifted.
Wow, I can't even afford to level up from killing them.
Oh my gosh.
Okay.
New Pointer, thank you for the 15 months.
Alright guys.
Wow, 30 tries.
It is sponsor time.
I'm gonna be here till late at night, hanging out.
But yeah, if you're yeah western skater thing for the 10 gifted
Our western skater thing of the five. Thank you and Stuart thing for the five. Sorry. I'm blind
Thank you guys for watching the main portion if you're not gonna stick around for the sponsor
But if you want to hang out that would be nice and not miss. Thank you for the 10. Thank you guys
Thank you
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right
Okie dokie. Let me get this all set up.
Bernard, thank you for the 5 J-Trips, thank you for the 5.
Bro, I thought I was not gonna finish that before I had to stop.
I thought I was not gonna be able to finish that, holy crap.
I thought I was going to have to do it, maybe even when I got back from Animaxpo. Oh my gosh.
Oh my lord. Eggman, thank you for the five and Matt, thank you for the five. Thank you guys.
Much appreciated. Much appreciated.
Much appreciated. Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, Allie, thank you for the 20!
Holy shit, Allie, thanks for the 20!
Esther for the 5, Kanaus, thank you for the 5.
Thank you guys, sorry, I'm getting set up for the sponsor.
I have a complicated one.
Lots of prep.
Hi, Cheddar.
Cheddar is here.
Cheddar is here.
Wow, I really can't believe I beat that.
Crazy. USA wins? Did they win?
Itachi, thank you for the 10 gifted, thank you!
Thanks Itachi!
Wowee!
2-0!
Keep me updated, you guys know I hecking love sports.
I hecking love sports.
How long did I fight that boss?
Was that like 2 full hours?
I think it might I think it might have been that was a that was a lot that was a lot
Very long
Okay
So something cool they also want me to tell you guys about this game is um
Um, this is the first Chinese game to sell over a million copies on Steam.
I was like, wow, that's very impressive.
Yo, Johnny, thank you for the 10.
Much appreciated.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I appreciate it.
Uh, okay, so...
They basically gave me this account that already unlocked a bunch of the stuff, and they wanted
me to mess around here, but I played the tutorial, but I obviously am not super experienced in
this game, so I'm just going to try my best to figure out what's going on and learn, I
guess.
very overwhelming game. Like in most games you suck. What do you mean? What did I do?
That's the problem. I'll pause when I do. Yeah, Metal Corpse Man, thank you for the
10 gifted thank you I'm just doing a fight here you are simply not a reader
that's just not true I read you guys all day how can you be a
shriever and not a reader unless the chat's all emotes or something which
clearly it's not so you know clearly it's not and see those sword mount okay
so this is what I'm supposed to be doing
and release you asked and thank you for the 500 bits thank you thank you thank
Thank you.
Reading chat is worth negative.
How?
What the heck?
How?
Okay, there is a lot going on here.
And I have all these, all these people, um, okay.
Yeah, so basically they said they don't expect me to be a pro at navigating the game.
They just want me to have it by going through the story.
Okay, Twitch chat is not a book.
Well then why don't you guys try typing something
that's actually, actually valuable.
You know, okay, where's the sword mound?
Is it this?
Weapon, silver, I'm just going to pick up all this combat, okay, perfect.
I'm going to type a Twitter thread about you, buddy, watch out, wait, like one of those
big ass articles.
It can only read in pictures, that's why she has so many chat months.
This is not true!
Okay I want everyone to Google a cool animal fact and copy and paste it in chat so we can
at least learn something today.
You have the most emotes ever?
It's just not true.
I mean we do have a lot going on but it's not that crazy.
They're superior. Yeah, true.
Oh my gosh.
Your twitch emotes are becoming like a battle pass.
What does that mean?
Am I losing this fight?
Hyraxes are small, robust animals native to Africa and the Middle East.
Despite resembling oversized guinea pigs or rodents, they are astonishingly most closely related to elephants and manatees.
Manatees?
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, it's Magus Jack.
We're learning so much.
Oh I got a achievement!
Multifarious.
Win a combat while the enemy is 6 or 5.
Wow, cool.
Where's your health bar? The health stuff is at the top.
Still on lock, Taoist.
Uh, Emeroo Tai was mastered chi cultivation, increasing root bone and restoring root bone each month.
Wow.
Traders hide out.
Subdue the betrayer disciples. Okay.
Sure, we can do that.
Oh, what the heck? Wait, where am I? I'm this one. Okay.
Harry's sources may be gathered here. Did you know hippos go up to 10,000 pounds?
Wait, so can I!
So can I.
I think I'm just talking to the same guy.
Orcas beach themselves to hunt prey on land.
Oh wow.
I have five time. Excellent ones. Thanks for the 19 months. Thank you. I'm out in range.
me could you land a plane in an emergency no wait is that something that everyone should
know how to do I don't know how to do that I don't know how to do that no yesterday stream
Bono is awesome. Oh, thank you. It was very fun. I
Hope I'm glad you guys liked it. I had a good time
So it's nice to just hang out
Unable to withstand emmeroo tywoo jaymea and sex exile disciple falls as a train of energy. What will I do with her?
Execute on the spot buying them
or spare them.
Is that like I...
they join my... my civilization?
Execute.
Oh, but that just did nothing though. She just disappeared.
That seems like a waste. Okay, next time I'm just going to try
to bind them, I guess.
Yeah, I think it's to capture them.
I'll be into flying some of the real pilot's land to do when the plane landed itself.
My brother's whole job is making flight sims to train pilots.
I would ask him if I could use one of his programs that he makes, but I think that they're like
private for companies or something.
I'm out of range.
You guys love airplanes.
Well, in Wichita, Kansas, there's
a lot of airplane companies.
I don't know why, but there are.
There are, so.
Okay, after I- I'm gonna bind this one.
Wait, it only gives me the option to execute this one!
The beef between the disciples is deep all the disciples see me as an enemy I
Probably should have bound them
It's okay
We should start executing random chatters
Who wants to go first?
Who wants to go first?
I mean if it's random, no one gets a choice.
Spin the wheel.
Oh my god.
Sarthuan you said you hated last stream?
Okay no no no.
There isn't a specific chatter that I hate.
There's just one that really grinds my gears, but I don't hate them.
If I hate them, I want to ban them.
Oh, I can bind this one.
Okay, what does that do?
It says captured.
Oh, untie them.
Uh, take away together.
Okay, the Dire Wolf is a real prehistoric canine that roamed the Americas during the
P- Plesitone seen epoch and when extinct roughly 10,000 or 13,000 years ago, while physically
Larger and stronger than the modern gray wolves. They were a distinct evolutionary lineage rather than just oversized wolves
Wow
So cool, I am very interested in extinct animals
Damn damn damn damn
The word's pronounced pli-sto-sine, pli-sto-sine, hmmm, pli-sto-sine.
We all remember what she said about dinosaurs?
What did I say about dinosaurs?
Wasn't what I said they were overrated.
Well I just think that there's cooler extinct animals.
So why are dinosaurs so popular?
I do, what do you mean she doesn't, I do believe in dinosaurs.
What do you mean?
are real. I just think they're overrated. I mean they're still cool. Well we're not
real anymore though. How much longer do you think realistically we have to live
like as a species. Like high-key I think we got less than a thousand years. If that,
maybe even less than a couple hundred. Like we're just doing too much dude.
We're just doing way too much. Isn't that crazy though? Because like if that's true,
We're like kind of close to the end
Actually, it's like this might be one of the best times to be alive like we're like in like a we get like all the cool
Technology, but like it's not that bad yet
Or it's like fucking everything up
And like we're not gonna have to like die to like global warming or something
Why am I in case in bamboo
Nice. Easy. Easy. You know, 80s Mike, thanks for three months.
A.
What is this?
I've been tied up, come save me.
me. I killed her. I mean, it looks like a lot of them are caught.
Uh, Inner Disciples sees me in person and comes hostile.
The Lord's Stance in case she's ready to attack.
I can battle her?
I can engage in a debate?
Okay, let's debate.
What is this?
Take turns banning topics.
The last one that remains will be debated.
the topic to exclude. Oh my god we're gonna debate on wait we're gonna debate on
astrology. Astrology, literature, Buddhism, Taoism I guess. Oh my god what is this?
what
Okay, I don't know how this works. I'm just gonna put everything here
I'm just I just be clicking shit like
I WON!
Dude, I told you guys I was a genius.
This is how they debated in ancient China.
Yes.
Yes.
Hey, during the debate, characters can employ debate strategies to aim themselves.
Strategy on the preparation for the available strategy deck from which the characters draw
use during the debate. Oh my goodness, there's so much going on. This is
definitely true to life while I... I don't know if I would want to debate in real
life at all. Okay, I'm gonna debate again! Select topic! No appreciation. No
Taoism! Literature! This is fine. What I can study? Oh!
I think I just equip these.
I feel like if I just place my things down, max, I'll just always win.
And if I'm wrong, then I don't know.
Tranquility, speech like pearls, words flow like pearls.
Each sentence becomes a perfect composition.
the moment of eloquence the enemy collapses without fighting. Okay, we're gonna put that
on this one. Uh, knowing the doors of fortune and misfortune, recognizing the signs of what's
the fuck did I just read? Of reversals guiding the enemy into a disadvantageous situation,
making them lose control of their balance.
Maybe I can't use that one, I don't know.
Oh! Wait, last time I just insta-woned!
Oh! Oh god!
Um... energy surge...
Oh, use. Okay, there we go.
Um...
Clear mind and true nature by practicing the way one understands their true heart,
sees their true nature, and can cleanse the dust to reveal the light within, thus realizing the ultimate truth.
Oh, wait, I need to place things, I think.
Okay, so I need this to fight back, I think.
Okay.
uh um
gulp uh wait that would have been bad
wait i think i won i think i won i don't understand why but i think i won
fight back thank i don't i don't know how
Okay I won. Incredible. Most of the Exile Disciples in the Valley have surrendered and been bound
awaiting future judgment. The Clan of the Valley has removed the Turma, settled. Okay this this is
good. I did my job. I did my job easy peasy. What's up here?
I guess I'm collecting resources you fried chicken thinking for the five gifted thank you I
I didn't find anything. I didn't find anything. I didn't find anything. I didn't find anything.
I didn't find anything. Bro, I didn't find anything. What the heck?
Surely you found dirt at least? I didn't find anything!
Incomplete events.
You were attacked in Jingnan Jade Maiden Peak.
Qinglu Pass by a lion. Oh no.
With the rumored appearance of the record of Lethal Mara,
masters of both darkness and light have gathered in Jingbei Wudang Mountains
to seize the valuable tome of knowledge.
JinPeng found Emerald Taiwu to be a kindred spirit in Jingun, Jade, Maiden, and Peek and they befriended each other.
Wow.
Yeah, holy moly, thanks for three months.
I encountered a lion in the swamp with a great growl, the lion lunged at me.
I will fight you.
I will fight you.
Oh, look, it's Cheddar.
Watch out, enemy pure essence is way higher than yours.
Fried chicken, thank you for another five, thank you.
Um, I'm sure it's fine.
I'm sure it's fine.
I swear if I lose this, I'm gonna be so mad.
Shatter if he wasn't a chopped creep, excuse you.
Shatter's not a chopped creep.
What the heck?
What the heck?
Chicken! Thank you for the 10!
10 gifted subs! Oh my lord, thank you! Thanks for my chicken!
I appreciate it. Thank you. I'm queuing up attacks.
Nice. I'm safe from the lion.
By a twist of fate, the record of lethal mayor, Mara, fell ownerless into the world.
The already treacherous world has been plunged into an endless storm of bloodshed.
Masters of both darkness and light have gathered in Wudang mountains to seize the secret tome, the record of lethal Mora.
Okay, oh it's a bird.
I need to find the secret tome.
When a secret tome origin generates a secret tome encounter in the region, people from all sides will come to compete.
Do y'all see a little orange book anywhere on the map? I am not seeing it.
I guess we're just gonna go to the butterfly. I guess.
Small marketplace. Okay.
Can I fight these guys or like?
No check the goods.
Oh my gosh.
This is so complicated.
I don't know what any of this is.
Oh my gosh.
Okay.
I guess we'll skip the shop for now.
Dude I'm sure there's so much I could be doing but I'm just I'm just clueless.
Oh my gosh. Don't worry we'll figure it out will we? Will we though? Okay oh wait.
Gale piercers, weight durability, tier T8. It looks like tier nine things I can't
use armor pierce snow piercer snake fang piercer so these are weapons travel bag
it's your job as a quote-unquote gamer buddy pal you're right you're right you're
You're so right.
Okay, I'm still in here.
in place. Character Equipment. Now how do I leave the encounter is the question. I guess
Probably with the exit.
Relic armor, metal, study. Vehicle, it's a horse.
I got an Everglade cart.
Vehicle, I have a horse and a wheelbarrow.
I can also write a Python value.
Uh, wait, this is better.
Okay, we're going to equip the Everglade cart, I guess.
Beast.
Python.
Pouch.
Okay.
Poisons.
Jade.
Herbs.
Okay.
Poisons. Jade. Herbs. Okay. Can I name my horse? What would I name it? I guess cow, right?
The classic industry. Oh my gosh, wait I have a lot of stuff. Okay, there's my village,
My temple, my reincarnation platform, residence, uh, chicken coop, oh we can build stuff, resource
points, oh my gosh there's so many things, okay residence is a banquet hall, we don't
have one of those, why don't we make one of those, builders, let's assign some people,
construction. Okay we're gonna build a banquet hall there. What else do we not
have? Missing core material. We don't have a T-horse caravan, a locked-up pond
completion of the corresponding main storyline.
Resource buildings, a dike, a mine, a tree farm, a flower farm. Okay we'll make one
of those. Missing dependent resource node. Okay, never mind we can't. Maybe we can make
another chicken coop instead. Perfect. Okay, those things are working. Oh, the world!
What the heck?
Search for the secret tome.
Going to the Sword Mound Tile.
Huh.
Zero, thanks for the sub, thank you.
Does anyone see the sword mound tile?
This tile looks like it has something interesting on it.
Start of Popeyes?
Okay, for sure.
I'm just gonna ask them
Where is the sword mound tile?
I'm just going to check out some of these other places I guess.
I'm going to spend four energy, sure.
Encounter the blood scribe.
My inkwells draw looks like I have to borrow some blood from yours.
Let's have a fine arch debate.
No toxicology.
Wait, where'd it go?
Wait, my thing disappeared!
What just happened?
Okay, I guess red means bad.
I probably, I guess I should not put it on the red one.
Eh, what?
I'm just stronger.
Okay.
Oh wow, there's even more stuff here.
Dude, this is a very, very in-depth game.
Search for the secret tome.
Marketplace.
Got that record at least, Amara.
What is this bug?
Bug net 5 out of 1?
Oh my god.
Holy crap this is huge.
Yo Matt is my name thanks for 11 months.
Kind spirit though depart the soul retains clarity, still yearning for transcendence
in the road home.
Take the tome and leave.
Oh wait, so did I find, did I complete the quest?
Oh, interpret the secret tome.
Press tab to open the quick wheel.
Click secret tome to enter the secret tome interface.
I can consume XP to interpret the secret tomes.
They hold and obtain corresponding bonuses.
This game is encouraging you to read things of substance, true.
I guess I have to fight myself.
Because you don't seem insane.
Well, that, you know, Jetty and Bodeen, they for the 1k bits, because I don't seem insane,
huh?
I have some some very bad news buddy just kidding, but thank thank you
Quote on quote scene what I think I'm pretty normal
And there's nothing wrong with being normal
She's a bat shit the queen who?
What was wrong with me? I'm so chill
so normal she's crashing out how am I crashing out
okay so up here shows like the different types of damage you've done it's like
wounds and stuff so this is like the this is like a it's not like a health bar
But it's like a damaged bar and right now. I think I'm beating her ass
You were the one proposing to put a chat member into a brazing bull from misbehaving I when did I do that that never happened?
That never happened
What the heck
Like two days ago I
Did not
Yo, Jasmine, thank you for the five gifted, thank you.
Wait, I said beating her ass, not eating.
I said beating.
Biblic, wow, first time chatters said Biblic.
Where?
You said, no, I definitely said beating.
I definitely said beating.
I must have just not pronounced the bee or something.
That was not my intention to say that at all.
Oh my God.
Okay, I'm actually hindrance, a toxin, true chi.
Oh, she's almost done.
Nice.
Nice.
By comparison to modern women, you seem sane.
Oh, I don't think there's anything wrong with modern women, bro.
And if that makes me insane to say, then I guess I'm insane.
Oh dear.
First candidate for the Brazing Bull acquired! What is this E-mote? Oh me, 20? Jesus.
What is that Evo, crazy.
I didn't even know we had that, I was like I've seen that before today.
Oh my gosh.
You know fire rescue guy, thank you for the vets and we are a blob and we were a blob
There's an auto-battle or something not exactly it's like
Sanctuary range and then you queue up skills and then it's like a back and forth
But I'm just I'm just way stronger than these guys like you can see my these are like basically your I think your stats
Mine is way higher, so she's taking a lot more damage.
You know those pressure cookers? People put shrimp inside and spin near the fire so they cook.
We need to put someone into this.
No, I don't know the pressure cookers like that. What?
What are you talking about?
What shrimp pressure cookers?
I don't know anything about this.
Wait, a shrimp pressure cooker?
I mean, it sounds awesome.
I just don't know what that is.
A human sized pressure cooker.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
guys, type exclamation point TyWooded.
Check out this sick game on Steam.
if you like strategy RPG type games.
Despair muffin, thanks for the 18 months.
What's going on chat site?
I don't know, it's like worse than normal.
It's usually pretty bad.
Nice.
The egg plant is thinking.
I see, it's probably used on this side.
The egg plant is thinking.
Alright, apparently I don't have any of these martial art things to use.
So I guess I'm just going to get these upgrades.
Harry?
I don't know.
Take these stats.
The eggplant is thinking.
A plant curvy badge would be cool.
I did give Haley a big list of Kirby's to make earlier today.
If you guys want to hear the current list.
Oh, and I do want to do free Sub-Sunday badge versions, too.
So don't worry.
That probably won't be every week, though, because she would have to draw so many, but.
Bantana Wildy, Shadow Kirby, Fire Kirby, Momoa Flower Crown.
I don't even know what these would look like.
But I asked if she could try to make an aboba Kirby and a gloar Kirby and then like cowboy one
You'll never thank you for the prime and then I think for holidays
It'd be cute like for like the month of October to have like a
Jack-o-lantern one and a mummy one and a ghost one and then for Christmas like little Christmas theme ones, you know
You know what I'm saying
I don't know, I guess, is it good to find, I think?
Mania possessed, depraved.
Mania possessed, depraved.
Sounds like you guys, low key.
So, can I not use any of these?
Interpret the secret tone.
Press Tab, because secret tone, time consume XP, interpret the secret tones.
Okay. Stop projecting. It's not a good look. I literally never project. Okay, I want to
Let's see what this bug thing is.
What, Cricket found?
I got a Cricket!
Oh wait, he escaped!
Wait, why does my net have a hole in it?
What?
What?
Is that bad luck or did I do something wrong?
one. No, no, no, no, no, no. What? Why does my net have a hole in it? I'm never going
to catch a cricket. All right, let's just find this one. It's not even a greeting letter.
Okay. Fix your net man? I don't know how. No, no, no. I don't think I can do anything.
What the heck? This is the only thing I find about those Chinese cookers. What is this?
Guys, after seeing this Chinese invention, you'll feel like China is already living in
the year 2060.
First, this man placed chicken along with a specially prepared spice paste inside a long,
cylindrical Chinese cooker.
He then sealed it tightly by rotating it with the help of a metal rod.
Once the gas burner was turned on, the cooker started spinning continuously in a circular
motion while cooking.
Dude, you guys want to point someone at one of these?
The pressure was so blue, indicating that the food was ready.
The rotating design helps the ingredients mix evenly, making the cooking process more
are efficient. Friends, would you like to have a cooker like this in your kitchen? Guys,
after seeing this Chinese in-
I- I don't know. What the fuck?
Go to the sword mount tile, enter the encounter. I want to do that, I just don't know where
the sword mount tile is.
Yo Nick Ebonox, thank you for the 15 months.
No new weave, demon bind sword mount.
Holy crap, this map is huge!
Oh my gosh.
Okay, I wanna go here.
I think that I saw Mount Wu as one of those.
holy moly holy moly
the land is extremely perilous you must escape at once
what the why do we come here what
But there's armor here.
is attacking. I'm gonna dodge nimbly.
vehicles have been damaged. Is that my fault? Uh, my bad. I'm gonna ruin the whole kingdom.
Okay, so I guess the sword mounds can be anywhere, but I don't know what they look like.
This is a big brain game, we're gonna keep traveling around until we find them I guess.
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go fight whatever that is with the big-ass red swords
words. Yeah. I encountered the enchantress in a cave. As the saying goes, to meet my
demise under the peony peony peony I don't remember how to say that word
beauty a ghost though I be it was still a pleasant alert
don't you read I dude I know flowers too that's the worst part I just don't know
how to say that peony what
Pea on me?
What am I losing?
Oh, nevermind.
Okay.
We have count.
Wow!
Wow!
Like that was easy peasy.
Let's go fight this one too then.
I
Rumors cut like ice and burn like fire Wow
Look at all the bugs why can't I catch any bugs?
There are no crickets you can capture here.
Are they running away or what?
What?
Dude, the crickets just hate me.
Fishcake of Dreams Fishcake, also known as Jingzou, fishcake is a traditional Chinese
minced fish delicacy that originated in the Chuu region during the spring and autumn
and warring states periods.
In Jingzou, the customs and doors that no feast is complete without fishcake and at
weddings, funerals, and bangua to like, fishcake must be served as the first dish.
Since the fishing season comes once more, Taiwu arrives and Zhengling of Jingnan adheres
that the locals are fishing to stockpile ingredients for making fish cake.
Yeah, that sounds awesome.
Let's go do whatever that is.
I love fish cake.
The fishing season is upon us, and the people of Zhongling need fish to make fish cakes.
Your help would be greatly appreciated.
Can you catch some good fish for us?
Please do tell me more.
You'll need a fishing rod crafted by a craftsman.
You can gather fishing bait from the bushes east of town or trade with a bait master.
Once everything is ready, you can start fishing.
After catching enough, visit the Waymaster to sell your reward.
Okay, wait.
fishing rod from a craftsman, get fishing bait from the bushes, and then visit the waymaster.
Okay, you can fish there. Okay. A craftsman, craftsman. Are you a craftsman? Baitmaster artesian.
Is an artesian a craftsman?
I was saying artesans a craftsman, right?
Have you come this time to ask for a fishing rod, that's right.
During this fishing season, I can craft a rod for you, free of charge.
How do you need to gather the bamboo yourself?
Oh my god, okay bamboo, bamboo, bamboo, bamboo. There's some there.
I mean, can you really complain if it's free?
I've never done a fishing stream, guys.
It probably is so boring, but it sounds great, okay?
my fishing rod, now I need to get bait from the bushes, right?
Push, search for bait.
I got deep water crab bait, search for more bait, okay, I got a tech, nice.
Shallow water straw bait
Mid-water worm bait
Okay, I think we're ready to fish cast the line
Okay, um, okay.
I should be able to fish.
Could you teach me for just 200 silver?
I will impart everything I learned about 200 silver!
the Skull Throne. God's Skull of the Skull Throne! Wait, what does that mean? What does
that mean? 200 silver? Well look, I have 600k, it's okay.
She was in the right base half the battle. Grass bait works in the shallow water, insect
bait in mid-depth water. Crab bait in deep water. Use the proper bait, you'll maximize
your catch. So I'll bait where it's in any fishing spot. Okay, it says I lost to
a silver. Okay, well how do I actually fish now? How do I cast the fishing rod?
Cast lunches right waters. Aim for the highest tier cat you can.
Oh, it's a Warhammer reference? I've never consumed any Warhammer media before.
I know that people really really like it though.
Throw it over your shoulder.
Study.
Wait in place.
This idiot can't figure out how to fish.
Cast the line.
They don't have enough energy, man, I need a rest.
Steer out of Warhammer and Deep Diver recently, that's cool.
That ain't cool.
I'm stuck.
Wait, did it kick me out of the fishing thing?
No!
I want to do the fishing thing!
Maybe I ran out of energy, so let me do it.
I don't know.
Wait, I'm devastated right now.
What the heck?
Uh...
Oh my gosh, dude, this place is huge.
Let's go to Dolly.
I
Built one grand city the barbarian veers could never enter hot
Poutine post would seem for minutes for city wall city. We struck. Oh, no. I feel like my throat's kind of sore
I hope I'm not actually getting sick
Dude, I'm such a good boy, too. I I I always wash my hands
I almost never go anywhere I and then I get sick at my own house
How does this happen
Bro, I'll probably fine. I'll probably fine those more bugs
any sword mounds not seeing any
I'll share that a great one hides nearby
captioning cricket is fun but we mustn't neglect our duties wow my bad
My bad.
Hairtech presents a formidable challenge.
I'll be fine. I have higher stats in most most places.
I'll be fine.
I'll be fine.
He's already done more damage than me.
Oh hi, Matzah!
Oh my god, Matzah's holding my foot.
They're holding toes.
Good turn marks to feet.
Does anyone else's cat bite their ankles?
I'm kind of destroying this character actually.
My cat bites my wrists.
Mine licks my hair.
Oh yeah, Cheddar used to eat my hair.
I mean it's not, no it's bad now, no it's bad now.
Yay!
I did it.
Why can't I pick up the fricking, the fricking bugs?
I want the boats.
I don't understand.
I don't get it.
A bunch of residual resources.
I'm fighting the un-aging elder.
I started playing Delta in chapter 5.
Oh actually I finished it on a Saturday or Sunday I think?
I don't remember when, but I really liked it, I thought it was really good.
I love Deltarune.
I enjoyed it very much.
Right now she's beating me.
I'm scared.
I'm gonna get my old.
I wanna try to do the alternative routes in Deltarune,
at least to have the files.
But I need to like look up how to do it and then like start over I think from
chapter one so it's kind of annoying.
I think that there's probably ways I can make my character stronger right because I've just been
Faction Intel in print
Eggplant is thinking I
Guess I'll worry about it if I start losing fights so far it hasn't been that bad
Yeah, I think my character's falling off a little bit. I'm getting kind of worried.
I'm a little bit concerned, you know?
You know, no one's come close to beating me, but like,
like, look at this. Like, I'm getting so many injuries and like, I haven't done it, okay?
But like, my strong moves are just so strong, but I feel like soon I will be in trouble.
So, yeah.
Like, what is this?
I
Got an achievement
I should win now
I'd put out my OP move nice
Nice.
Sigil, why is there a skeleton here?
Now what is this?
We'll fight again.
Yo Keyblade Tamer, thanks for 30 months.
Oh my god.
Dude, like, I'm not even in range of him.
But when there's the red thing is when you're in range, he already put six stacks on me.
What the heck?
What am I supposed to do?
I haven't done anything to him!
Okay, like that did a lot, but it takes a lot of charge.
Go to Dean, go Dean, think for the bits again.
I don't know what happened to the PPS.
She realized she ain't built for, what, it's fine.
Dude, I just need one of the top row abilities to come online and then it's fine.
Oh, there we go.
Okay, I win.
Yeah, the fights are getting a lot harder.
I rest points.
Oh my gosh, how do I get injured so fast? I don't understand.
Holy moly.
Yeah, pathetic things for everyone's true love a nice Chinese game
You know, I don't even know what happens if you lose a fight like if you die.
Like what if I just kills my whole character?
Like...
I don't know what I've just permanently done for.
Dude, this is actually so close.
I'm scared.
Okay, I should win now.
Wait, he didn't die.
Wait, I'm actually- I'm not being cucked.
Ugh.
Oh no.
I think if I had two more in- at injuries, I would die.
Not good.
Oh my gosh.
What is this?
Another fight?
I think I can't really fight too much.
Orphan demonic tower.
Oh!
Okay.
Okay, this is fine.
We're doomed.
Dude, look!
How?!
Wait, do I... maybe I keep my injuries from previous fights and that's why?
Didn't I just rest not long ago, though?
Uh, I must keep my injuries or something.
I assumed you healed after each fight, but it must not be the case.
Yeah, there must be some way to heal.
I'm gonna blast her with the Mystic Finger.
Okay, there we go, I won.
Oh!
I have to scroll, I'll try to go here and rest, I'm being chased.
I'm dodging.
Dude, they're just following me.
I'm trying to rest! Leave me alone!
Okay, I- I rested.
But holy crap.
We have the foreign freak.
The heretic.
Oh dear, oh dear, those rat cultists trapped me here for so long, it was unbearably stifling.
Okay, let's see if I keep my injuries now.
I keep them all!
Kid Mystic, thanks for the 10 months, Fiki!
Okay, I don't know how to heal.
That is probably a problem.
Fiki!
Feaky.
This is definitely not right.
kill the consort Radon to die to a Chinese home moist man. It's true! It's true! I'm
dead. Oh my god.
Ever tie was defeated by foreign freak and fleas in disarray
So how do I heal?
You gotta get out of here run or another following me
No, we gotta go you probably just keep all your injuries from a chest
You probably just keep all your injuries for the whole like a treasure chest.
Time to loot of course.
Nope.
I think I have to fight.
Oh my god.
Dude I'm just gonna keep dying.
Oh no.
Fried chicken thanks for subbing.
And thank you for all the gifted subs earlier.
I mean, stopping the loot wasn't the problem, I was going to get caught no matter what.
It's literally one injury, I'm dead.
Like there's no way.
I need to get my ult off twice to kill these guys.
Okay, let's see aspiration my character
How do I heal there's gotta be a way to heal right take a run for the exit hold your breath and sneak
Dude, I'm in- they're in pursuit. Dude, they follow me to every tile. What is this? How
How do I open the console?
Why can't I close it?
What the heck?
Urm?
Urm?
Urm?
Okay, maybe I'll restart the game.
I don't know what I pressed.
Tilda?
Nope.
I guess I will try this.
It's all good and I have a bit rate problems.
A little bit, it's okay.
No problem.
Are you live?
I don't know.
Maybe.
I still need to find the sword mounts.
Hold on.
We'll go here, I guess.
Soup.
I don't know
The soup is cold is true. I just can't stop myself from eating it
It's so delicious
Try to find the sword mounds I
Don't know what they look like
Right near Marsh
the traders hide out if I will go there again
Oh, it's all snowy how pretty
Okay, we'll see now if I get my HP back
Imagine I don't get it back, oh no, then I will just be c- okay, I do have my HP back.
It's probably just like per event thing, you keep the HP, I don't know.
Easy clap, look at all that annotation, whatever that is.
find them. Take them all away.
Let's say there's an autocom, other truth, what there is.
Oh, wait, this is lovely and I can speed it up too.
X3, would you have to click the fingers myself?
Oh, thanks, oh.
Wow, we execute on the spot.
And I stole all their stuff.
Amazing.
Okay, combat time.
How good is fate from 1 to 10?
I want to get into it.
Um, if you are going to fate, you should watch.
Watch like fate stay night, unlimited blade works or zero.
zero to start, I guess, and then see how you feel about it.
I mean, I like it, but there's also a lot of things I hate about it.
Low key.
Dude, the auto battle goes crazy.
I haven't even taken any damage.
This is awesome.
I have the auto combat goes crazy.
I heard this fate, uh, strange fate.
Oh, it's so much I wanna watch fate fully now.
Dude, I've watched like almost every fate,
and I watched strange fate,
and I was so fucking confused.
I was like, man, this is like the most fate thing
I've ever watched.
Like, what the fuck is that?
They're so confusing.
But like, it's always confusing.
It's just, there's just so complicated.
I'm like, wait, what?
And then I finally start to understand a character, right?
And then they introduce five more characters
and you don't see the character you just started to understand
for like the next eight episodes or ever again.
It's like, wow, thank you.
This is awesome.
And I still like watching it or like I'll watch something faint and be like oh
I'm just gonna Google like what happened there cuz I'm a little confused
I must have missed something and I'll Google it and find a reddit bread and I read the reddit bread and I feel like
Nothing changed at all. Like I'm just as confused and still nothing makes sense
What the heck
What do you do
And no one knows either or it's like some like super weird explanation
Like super super weird why is this glowing? Oh
Assess the situation
I played Starlight, saw Fate collab there, liked Lancer as I went on to Google on his
wiki page and went what?
I don't know what you're referring to for Lancer, but I remember, so my favorite Fate
character is Mordred, right?
And I was like, oh I love Mordred.
I did the same thing, I looked at Mordred's lore and I was fucking horrified.
Like so King Arthur so Mordred is King Arthur's son
Whatever, right?
But King Arthur is a girl in fate
Which is like, oh, that's fine. You know she can still have a child. I
Don't even want to explain it. It's so fucking horrible
It's so fucking horrible
It's not good
Well now you have to
I mean, I could explain it, but like, it's so fucking weird.
I don't want to.
Yes you do.
No I don't.
Trust me.
I mean, I mean just Google it if you want to know.
Oh, it's the month of the rat.
Oh, these tiles pink!
How lovely.
I'm not saying anything interesting here.
a homunculus okay it's not the homunculus part
I knew it's just no okay you guys must be getting like not a full explanation of what
it is you know I just don't worry about it just just forget about it it's so much worse
than that yo x-ray doda thanks for 13 months come by law and learn Sam shake
I want to find the freaking sword, but I cannot find it.
Study, okay.
Heck yeah, the auto combat is sick.
Dude, you know what the whole like, oh my god, warping warping, you know what that reminds
me of?
It reminds me of how cringe like, people like kids in middle school were about being emo
We're being seen they'd be like you're a poser a real emo kid doesn't listen to this band
It reminds me of that
I'm gonna heat up my
I remember seeing Facebook posts that were like, I love going up to girls in their bodyshirts
and asking them to name 10 songs and they can only name 3.
Why do you care so much?
Oh my god.
So silly.
I can't name songs either, I feel like I could probably only name Greenervanna songs too.
I don't memorize the song names, like who does that?
I know!
Like, it's like, okay, I know the songs.
I just aren't like, okay, I have to remember
every single song name.
I only like five deftone songs, am I a poser?
Yes.
I think I only know five deftone songs.
Influence.
Interesting.
I don't get why they care that much.
You know, Danny fans, I'm day for the prime.
Like I get it's cringe when someone like pretends to like something just because they think
it'll make them cool or something.
But most of those people, like, they do like it.
They're just like casual enjoyers, they're like oh I've heard of that.
I'm like how dare you.
I guess it is just gatekeeping.
Oh my fucking god, it's burning hot.
The worst dad microwave?
Yeah, so what?
So what?
Did any of that I did though there's just so much
every time I know it looks like a small meal but bro this could be I this could be like
three people like every time I get this I can only eat like half and then I eat the other
half like the next day. It's awesome. It is just very packed in the noodles. Like if
If I fluff this up, oh god, I just dropped it in my hair.
Nice.
Wow.
Please do that Emily, how come you got two?
Oh yeah, what was that?
Food challenge that Emily made that she like,
Yo, oh, thank you for the file.
Thank you, oh.
That she tagged a bunch of people in.
I saw that, but I didn't see what the challenge was,
or like what you're supposed to do.
Hey, leftovers?
Like, what does that mean?
Oh, hold on, what is this?
What?
Wait eating wait
No, it's like was like that her too good to go thing
There's not leftovers apps you go around to places that have things that might expire soon I
Don't I'm so confused I
Understand
Oh, it's like day old donuts and stuff.
Oh, it's an app to combat food waste.
Oh, that's interesting.
I know that was a thing, so basically you just use that app to eat a bunch of food,
but it's like food that was going to get thrown out.
But what's the challenge?
How many bags you can eat?
I had no idea that's what it was hi chatter he's screaming at me
Hi Cheddar!
Hi bud!
Guys, I truly think Cheddar is the perfect cat.
and only haters will disagree.
Hi chatter! You're a very good boy.
The Mulan Mountain, dude Mulan was my favorite movie when I was a kid and I
remember my mom was like they're making a Mulan too and I was so excited I
watched it and even as a kid I was like wait this is kind of this is kind of
shit and I don't even remember the plot of it now but I remember that was like
the first movie I saw as a kid I was like huh I feel like that was not that
enjoyable but like I don't think I really had a concept of like bad movies
I don't remember the plot of Mulan 2, I'm going to google it plot of Mulan 2.
Mulan 2 follows Fa Mulan and General Li Xiang as they escort the emperors three dollars
a secret dangerous mission to secure a political alliance. Meanwhile Mulan's dragon-guarded
Mushu meddles to break up the couple to prevent losing his revered guardian status.
Following her engagement to General Shang, the emperor summons the couple. He reveals that
Mongolians are threatening China, and tasks Mulan and Sha... I... yeah, I don't know. King,
that's what they did for 49 months. So basically they get engaged and then they have to like
protect these three girls or something. Like I don't remember but it was not good.
Yeah, stop the mongolians.
The Disney sequels are really good.
Did the new toy story come out yet?
With the iPad kid?
That's fulfilled.
Oh, it did?
Oh, it was great.
I haven't seen anyone say anything bad about it,
But I haven't really seen anyone say much about it at all.
They say it's very good.
Hmm, oh?
Amaru Taiwu has walked the land and learned the hidden wisdom of nature.
He has a flow of energy that balance the elements, ready to create sacred heavens.
I can now establish Immortals, Mansions, and travel between them.
What?
Immortals, Mansions?
I have no idea how to do that.
I feel like I can probably upgrade some of my armor, right?
Okay, now this stuff seems insane.
You got the value super high.
No weapon equipped.
It's equipped, Matt.
It looks equipped.
Oh, um, let's equip that, and let's equip that, I guess.
Um, breakthrough attainment, oh, martial arts? Eggplant is thinking, okay.
This is fine, I guess.
It's too easy.
You know happy emerald cat. Thank you for the 19 months.
I still know where the health bars are. So there's no health bar?
It's just how okay, so like I guess this red line is like the health and if you fill up on
Injuries and bad things then you just die
But for some reason me and this person are taking no oh no here we go
Okay, they have um defeat markers
They have leg injuries. They have a midsection injury. They have right and left leg injuries.
Yes. And now they have, um, they have a right arm injury. They are getting rolled.
Okay, I'm glad I put this one on auto. Why is this person so tanky?
He's like the tankiest person I've fought.
Got two guys fighting outside of my house cool like in real life. Oh my god
I would be scared
Party love for Luke yeah get in there
Get in there! Oh wait, I got an injury. A torso injury.
I have no auto, but maybe it's not easy to use.
Is there a- no, there is not that kind of injury.
Well, probably.
There's a leg, arm, head and neck injury.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Can these guys just kill each other?
Health status.
Okay, we're doing great except for our left arm.
It's going great.
Did I see a thing that happened with Rage?
I did, yeah.
I don't know the details of it, but it looks pretty sad.
I wouldn't even know what to do if that were me and his shoes.
I try to keep things private when I can, but it's like, I'm pretty sure that his friend
was like on a lot of his streams, right?
I wouldn't know what to do. People would ask.
I don't know.
That is very sad, very heartbreaking.
I don't know what I would do.
He's still over 100K.
I think it was like it was like he wasn't sure exactly how much money
it was but I think like they think around 100k uh I still under like how are you I I don't
know I feel I felt really bad for him dance legs thank you for the 11 months yeah well
not only that apparently they had been best friends since they were like three years old
Like, bro, that's worse than...
I feel like that's like the worst kind of a trial you can have besides like your own family.
I mean, that's basically your own family at that point. Like, that's way worse than a breakup or something.
It's so sad.
Yeah, so sad.
I'm playing in this house for free.
Yeah.
Very fricked.
Money just twists some people.
What, what?
I don't understand is...
I know some people are like, oh that's bad.
You shouldn't like, you know, like, split chop your friend or whatever.
I don't think Rage would care at all.
If you have a friend who's a super successful streamer
who clearly loves you and wants to help you,
why don't you just start streaming too?
Like what?
Like what?
I'm sure this community would like love to help him out.
Like I guess it's just laziness and entitlement.
I don't know.
I don't understand.
This is crazy.
Just stream? But like actually, what are these?
Hinderance. I'm kind of losing this one.
This is not good. Why do that when you can steal?
Yeah, fair.
Oh my gosh.
This is crazy. I've never had a situation like that and I'm very
Very thankful. I've helped a lot of friends financially, but I mean I guess I don't
Even know anyone who would even have like a chance to do that
With me, I don't know
Yeah, I'm getting my ass beat holy crap
I mean there's definitely times that I helped people out and then felt kind of
unappreciated but it's like I would never help someone out financially and then
you know expect them to like be like oh you're so amazing or something like you
know there's been times I felt like unappreciated but not we're like I
I was I had a friend like deceive me in that insane way that I would be so sad
Yeah
Oh, thanks, I guess no, I don't mean like that I mean like
Like I've had some friends who have been like really bad financial situations and like I was obviously like willing to help them like of course
I will help my friends if I can but then there was like one friend who
They kind of started to have this attitude were like they came to expect it
And that kind of that made me feel really shitty size kind of like
Slowly pulled away from helping and then they just stopped asking
Yeah
But besides that it's it's fine
Like I've paid for friends
Surgeries, I've paid for like I probably shouldn't say I'll say I've paid for
but uh, I
Like helping people and I'm sure like a bunch of these other streamers would too. So it's just sad
People steal from them
Did that happen to fucking a leafy too?
He had like a mod or something who uses credit card to buy video games or something
I feel like I remembered that for some reason
I don't think that was crazy
Yeah, but it would have been like ten years ago. So I don't know why I randomly remember that
Yeah, I don't know was that soda maybe I'm pretty sure that happened to leaping to
Okay, I cannot beat this guy.
Why can't...
Maybe he counters me?
Why am I not charging my abilities?
So there's a mod who stole like 50k?
I'm like trying to think about the logistics of that.
5 CS skins!
Holy shit.
Oh man.
Damn W friend, my friends won't even buy me big totals.
I've always liked spending money on other people, but I mean obviously it's probably
harder for some people to do that, but I
have a lot of savings and investments.
I love spending one on other people.
Which reminds me, I think I have to redraw the switch to winner.
So if you enter that you still have a chance by the way.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna die.
I don't know.
I would help if I cared to accumulate money.
I'm a big investment enjoyer.
Big investment enjoyer.
My investment guy is like crazy.
He carries my life like holy moly.
actually a smurf. Is it Clint Stevens? No. But Clint has given me financial advice in
the past. But no.
I feel like I'm pretty lucky because I've heard a lot of really sad stories about people
who became very successful, like rage, who had these long-term friends who betrayed them.
But I haven't really had that experience. I think I kind of had the opposite where
I feel like my long-term friends, they've like always been able to sense who is weird.
And I used to not listen to them, but I've realized that they're pretty much always right.
Like I used to not listen to them, but I was like, wait, they know shit that I don't.
And not only that, they get people who will try to approach them to try to get to me, and then they'll like protect me, like cut out those people, and I'm like, oh my god, thank you, I really appreciate it, it's just nice that they're always looking out for me.
Yeah, like this happened. It was kind of recent one of my friend groups. Um, so I'm not close
with everyone in this group. But my like my brother was one person in this group, but my
brother never talks about me being his sister ever because he like doesn't like that kind
of attention even though like some people is age now and there is a couple times were like I would
play games with this group or hang out with this group and I didn't notice but one of the guys in
that group kept asking other people being like oh you should invite Emmy or like where's Emmy like
invite Emmy invite Emmy and they were like we just got weird vibes and we were comfortable so we
just stopped hanging out with that person completely and I was like wait really because they were
friends with that person too but they just like cut them off because they felt like they were being
weird to me but I didn't even know about it till later they like didn't even like
bring it up or anything
okay I had no idea like I'd hung out with that person around like I didn't know
why am I I do I'm not getting any of my abilities
Maybe I'm just in an area where everything's too strong?
Cause I was killing everything so fast before, did I fall off?
You have the wrong weapon equipped?
Well that's in the best...
Oh, I think I did mess up my build.
The best one is in the most on the bottom left.
Wait, wait, I think that is Y.
Why does it say 12 out of 72?
Wait, that is Y.
Oh my gosh.
Wow.
Wow.
Wait, my ex once spent all my money on my card because she was pissed at me?
Okay, that is just insane.
I mean, I guess just be glad that's your ex and you didn't like get married or something.
Oh my gosh.
Beast!
That's terrible.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
This should be better now.
I do have the injuries.
WSFB, thanks for subbing.
That's wife material right there.
Oh my gosh.
Sounds like my dad's first fiance.
Okay yeah now I'm now I'm kicking ass yeah I had the wrong weapon okay.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah my dad was engaged to someone else before my mom and apparently my whole
family hated this woman because they thought that she was a gold digger and my dad was not like a rich
man by any means it's just that this girl would always like be really mean to my dad and be like
oh like you're not gonna try to get a better job to like treat me better like stuff like that
like just like really weird shitty stuff but then they broke up and didn't get married but then
Then after I was born, that woman tried to flirt with my dad on Facebook, even though
she got another husband and had her own kids too.
She hit him up and was like, hi Greg, I miss you so much and my mom was super mad and my
mom would always bring this lady up to like make fun of my dad because she's like still
salty about it.
Can I not interact with this?
Is she, she evil?
Yeah, my, my mom was upset about my dad's ex, but then, guys at my mom, well not like,
I don't think this happened a lot of times, but I think like twice, guys at my mom's work,
I think that they probably knew she was married because she always wears her ring.
that my mom's work will like give her flowers and stuff and then my mom will
like tell my dad about and she's like very like sheepish like Greg someone at
my work gave me flowers say and my dad doesn't even care he just laughs he's
like haha confident Chad Greg knows that he has no competition
Bro does not care.
Ha ha ha.
Cheddar, watch out.
Cheddar, I cannot see.
That's cute, sweetie, yes.
Enjoy your flowers.
I mean, I know people hit on married people all the time, but I just can't understand the...
Because I feel like it's already so scary to hit on someone, right?
But like, how are you not terrified to hit on a married woman?
What like what if what if the husband was crazy and came to work and like tried to kill you or something?
Like morals aside, it just seems stupid
They're stupid what the heck I
Don't know
All people are just shitty and stupid I guess so yeah, I
Guess this is true
Merchant League
Pocket Haven. I probably do like...
Let's do one of these.
It's 2026 America's full of swingers.
Not my America! Not my Christian America!
Oh, hell no.
Oh, hell no.
Yeah, monogamy!
Yeah.
Is this like the durability?
I hope this doesn't break.
For married men, is it easier to get a girlfriend, compared to single men?
Oh my god...
It's so dumb!
Like, especially that, like, why would you pick a married man? Like, what?
Oh my gosh...
I don't even know if that's true, but I could believe it for sure.
I could believe it.
Oh, hi, Cheddar.
It makes people feel jealous, they're insecure that they're not married.
Well then just get married!
Why are you trying to date a married person?
Forehead just get married!
Hi, Cheddar!
Are you married?
No, but I think I do want to get married someday.
I'm not quite at that point yet though.
I have like, almost no friends that are married, even though most of my friends are older than me, like, who do I know that's married?
Uh, Tips is married?
Do I don't need girls that are married?
I don't think I do. Oh yeah, cano- well, canoots quite a bit older.
Yeah, I don't know where many people that are married.
I don't think that's even just a streamer thing. I think that's just a lot of people in our age group just aren't married anymore.
I don't know.
Oh yeah, I guess Alinity used to be married, but not right now.
Oh wait, Don'tez is married?
I mean, I don't know if I'd say he's my friend, like my acquaintance. Him and Laura are married. I like both of them. They're both really nice.
They're pretty young today. They're like 24 or something 23 24. I like that's kind of young nowadays
They're good for them. I
Don't think Tyler is married
Yeah, I don't think so
I adopted a baby, I guess.
Not gonna lie, I probably would never marry, really.
I don't under, like, I think, like if you don't wanna get married, that's totally fine.
Like, there's nothing wrong with that.
I just don't get why people wouldn't want to accept.
I do understand people who have trauma
from like really horrible parents or divorced parents
seeing that and being like,
I don't want to go through that.
I totally understand that.
But besides that, I'm like,
why not? It sounds nice.
Assuming you're married to someone nice.
If you're married to someone shitty, then yeah,
fuck that, I would rather not be married too.
But yeah.
I don't know.
Hi, Shudder.
Hi, Shudder.
Oh, you got a little wet nose, bud.
Hello.
Depends on how many shitty people you've met in life.
Yeah, that's fair.
Did I ever make it up here?
I'd marry them and then try to fix them.
Okay, that's a horrible idea!
Don't do that!
I don't think you can fix people.
Unless it's like someone...
Hmm. No, I don't believe in fixing people.
I've known so many different people, and even if someone's like
Even if someone's like, going through a hard time,
even when good people are going through a hard time,
they don't treat the people around them like shit.
Like, they might have like, lower energy or like,
snap very rarely, but they are-
they don't- you don't become a bad person just because you're going through a hard time.
Like, you might do things that you wouldn't normally do,
but it's not gonna be like, a crazy character difference, you know what I mean?
In my opinion.
Like you're more likely to make mistakes, but not be like a completely horrible person, you know.
I guess it depends on like what needs to be fixed.
I feel like in general, no, I don't know.
Yeah, it's not your job.
You make sure their grower be happier, yes.
Like I think if it's someone that isn't where they want to be in life yet, but they have
goals, I feel like that's totally fine, there's nothing wrong with that.
But if it's someone who's not where they want to be in life, but they're just blaming everyone
else in the world instead of trying to make things better than that's a bad sign, I think.
chatter but he wants attention so bad.
I'm starting to get it, we can fix them if they are hot.
No if they're hot you're definitely not fixing them because I'm like half joking when I say
this but I feel like if someone is more likely to get people around them that are just gonna
enable them no matter what and like that doesn't have to be because they're hot it could be like
a million other reasons then they're less like 10 times less likely to change.
Hi Ketter.
Do y'all want to see him, the Mr. Cheese?
Oh, look at him, he's so good.
He's so good.
Okay, now he seems happy. He's getting his attention. Oh shit, wait, I think my good
weapon broke. What about this weapon? Oh no, my good weapon is broken and I don't know
how to replace it. I might be cooked. Uh oh, okay, maybe if I go to a merchant or something
I can try to buy a newer, similar weapon.
Okay, well we're gonna be here for like an hour.
And then I'm gonna lose this fight.
Probably.
Why do my other weapons not?
Maybe it's like...
What the shit do you do to those?
It's a tier 3 weapon.
I saw tier 8 weapons at one of the merchants.
Oh my gosh.
That'd be crazy.
I'm going to be here till 1am.
You saw tier 9 too?
Yeah, but tier 9 was great outside.
I think that means I can't use it.
So I don't know.
What's the launch at her's tail and be traded in for a sponsor?
No, I didn't!
Anonymous, thank you for the 5 gifts and thank you.
Thank you very much. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
It's growing back. I do feel like his nub is a little bit longer than when I first got it.
So.
He has a little nub.
Buy him a new one.
I wish I got him a prosthetic tail so he can feel like a normal cat.
Yeah, get him a cybernetic tail!
Okay, I actually might win.
This is just gonna take a thousand years.
like holy moly and the durability of this weapon is like all so dying very quickly but it does
look like I'm winning yeah yeah I think I won these well I was trying to go to an event
area, but I think I have to go back to the town or somewhere else to try to buy a new weapon.
Oh my god.
Any time now, guys. Just be patient.
Any time now, guys.
Holy shit, okay, I need an- I just got to this thing and my good weapon is broken.
Um, okay, I think I need to go somewhere else.
Uh, I think that there was a merchant here?
We will see.
Okay, um...
Frick.
No merchant here.
And now that I've missed, thank you for the gift, Ed.
I love that stupid chorm hug, Emote.
There's no merchant here either.
Is there one here?
It's chat! Aw, there's a bunch of little chorns hugging.
How nice.
Uhhh...
I don't really want to do this encounter because it's gonna take so long!
Oh no, I'm stuck.
Well...
Well, here we go. I've been stuck in it. I'm stuck in another fight.
it's all good guys type exclamation point Taiwu and check out this game on the
steam store it's a cool Chinese game the first Chinese game to sell a million
copies on steam even before black mist bukong you know Chiang Victor thank you
for the four months I forgot this was sponsored segment yeah we've been
talking about betrayal and friendship and marriage and and uh my my dad's ex trying to cheat on her
husband with my dad. All kinds of topics.
Merchant, merchant, merchant.
Where's the dang merchant?
It's those butterfly symbols, but they're usually around the, uh, maybe if I skip the
months one will appear.
Nature Pulse, thanks for 27 months.
Thank you.
Oh my god.
I need a freaking merchant.
100 sushi challenge won dude, there's no way.
Last, when I went to a revolving sushi place last time, oh wait I ate 20 plates which is
like 40 pieces but still that's like half of what you would need oh my gosh oh
hey dude what's the last emmeru stream that about yeah we talked about fucking
killing people boiling them alive and Chinese killer imagine if I didn't turn
off the AI stream assistant what it would be saying right now emmeru's dad's ex
fiance tried to slide in on Facebook DMs the chat was laughing and typing chorm
group hug something like that
oh wait what wait I can change my character love the streams keep up the
Thank you, Sandman!
Wait, what do you guys think? Should I
keep it the same?
Hair fought hair back.
So that's just the coca.
You know what to do.
What the guys?
I even have blue lipstick and green, interesting.
Guys, I don't want to make my character ugly.
Ooh, there's some cute ones.
There's the hair back.
Oh, hair back.
I see.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
The northern lion cosplay give her glasses too.
Oh, and I can make my clothing pink.
Oh, it's only the sleeves.
Okay, we'll make it pink.
Guys, I like the traditional Chinese hairstyles.
I don't wanna be bald.
Who wants to be bald?
Actually, I feel like if I were a guy at a certain point, I would just want to be bald
so I wouldn't have to think about hair anymore.
Also, I bet having wind blow on your bald head feels nice.
I guess there's some girls that go bald though.
I don't know, let's keep this.
What?!
I did not pick the bald one!
Failed?
Grooving failed?
failed wait so what do you mean failed now I'm just bold what oh my apologies
the toolseeing on my other own and things got a hand
dirt's a nun or young yin's mistake emmeru's hair was actually shaved off
wait I'm bald now wait oh my god
Oh my god.
Hold on.
Oh my god.
How do I mess that up?
Wait, this is still under construction?
I started building this in the beginning of the stream.
Did they finish my chicken coop?
Oh wait, oops, I canceled it.
Okay, my chicken coop was built at least.
So am I just stuck bald now?
I guess I am.
Wait, I was so excited to get a new hairstyle.
And now I'm just fucking bald.
You're built like a chicken coop.
Now, what does that even mean?
What does that even mean?
You know?
I don't know!
That's why I'm asking!
I still have not found any merchants.
Is this not strange? Where are the fricking merchants?
Villain Miss Gifter, thank you!
Guys, I feel- the merchants are just hiding from me or something.
what is going on villains Valley?
Oh
I should have bought the weapons when I had the chance
Oh repair!
Oh my god
Oh my god, okay, we're fine actually, we're fine
We're fine
Alright, well I can go back to fighting stuff then.
Yo Matt, thank you for the 5!
Thank you, appreciate it.
Thank you, thank you.
Now we can farm.
Now we can farm.
And I've got my good weapon.
Are you bald now?
My head was shaved by a random woman who said she was gonna give me a beautiful new hairstyle.
And I don't know how to fix it.
So I guess I'm just stuck being bald.
I'm trapped in my baldness.
I'm gonna try to get these crickets.
But why is my net so bad? What was that?
I have zero bug nets!
Oh my god. Yo, what the heck?
Saint what what the saint Michael 93?
50 gifted subs. Thank you
Wow, thank you saint Michael
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Praise
Thank you, Michael. Yeah, holy gifted. Thank you. Oh my lord. Thank you so very much
Thanks, Michael
Oh, yeah, 50 is crazy. Protect us.
Oh my gosh, thank you.
So kind.
Okay, fight time.
Okay, this should be easy, even though I'm bald.
Thank you, Michael. Ow! I hit my arm on my...
I hit my arm on my stand.
Thanks, Michael.
Ow.
I bumped my arm.
I'm a fucking idiot.
Okay, like, look at this bog.
This is crazy.
Oh my gosh, plus one arm injury.
Dang it.
Just like in the game.
Dang it.
Dang it.
Alley, thank you for the gifted.
Okay.
Kill, kill, kill.
Now you'll surely become a Scourge upon the world.
Do we help them or help the heroes, obviously?
Okay.
Meow meow meow meow meow.
Very nice.
Now we need Satan to gift the hunter.
Now we need Satan to give the hunter a gift.
That ain't nice.
Now we need Satan to gift a hundred!
That would be a...
Ammy, can you help me with my Duolingo, bro? I haven't done my Duolingo in like six months.
Remember when I was doing my Chinese Duolingo? That would have been useful for today.
Hex man, thank you for the bits.
Thank you.
I know.
I know minus 20.
I know.
I got another achievement!
I got the Ghost Spittle.
It's a tier 4 drug.
Immediately heals Necro toxin.
So there are heal items.
Holy chest.
I can loot now.
I thought there was no mimics in this game.
open the chest. A peach bloom fan. It's a relic. Okay. There's a well lamp. I think that we
did everything you knew here why would there be a mimic in a Chinese game is
that like an exclusively Western thing mimics cuz I hate mimics I hate them
Oh a merchant, merchant league? I don't know how to interact with these people.
A merchant caravan ahead.
Brown down down. Down down down.
I have no energy.
So I guess I'm just trapped being bald.
I'm just trapped by my baldness.
You won't be able to escape from this battle.
It's fine, I'm gonna log to the sky, ready?
You can't talk to the Hair Lady again?
Well, it was like an end of the month event.
Like, I don't know where to go to get my shit fixed.
We might have to execute the Hair Lady.
Are we gonna put her in the spinning meat kettle?
We're just gonna build a list of various forms of execution.
That's the Hair Lady in the Brazen Bull.
I only know what the Brazen Bull is because of that lady on TikTok that would do the pot
luck reviews, but apparently that lady had religious psychosis or something and she actually
lost her mind. It's very sad. Yeah, it's not good. Relinquish sanity. Ah, man.
I'm not a fight.
I wonder if that lady is still digging a tunnel under her house?
Who's digging a tunnel under her house?
the bunker? Oh my god. Wait, I don't have a bunker.
Nice. Peaceful living. Peace between a husband and wife is like a well-tuned melody.
When brothers are united, harmony and joy follow naturally.
Amaru Taiwu has been living in the countryside for a long time and deeply understands the ways of the world,
knowing that all villages value harmonious relationships.
It is said that there are no eternal enemies, a sincere smile can dissolve any grudge.
Now it's possible for Amaru Taiwu to use the excuse of no longer meddling in the affairs of the world to resolve grudges with enemies.
Oh, it's gonna be like a weird chill
Emeru Tai Wu has never slacked off and cultivating through relentless practice
Emeru Tai Wu's mastery of microcosmic circulation has reached new heights
Every circulation becomes far more efficient and grants deeper insights. I
Have now gained increased efficiency when performing microcosmic circulation. I
Don't know what that is, but thank you. I'm very glad to hear that
Your mouse pointer is triggering my catch keeps attacking it.
Make the kitty have a heart attack
Your whole career is slacking off excuse me excuse me
Adopt the baby in Taiwu Village.
Okay sure.
Lovely.
Oh hi Matta!
Sniff my toes.
Oops.
I re-click that.
Bro, you are bald AF.
I'm still bald!
my cats love feet. I swear I did not raise them this way. Ah my eyes! Okay I'm blind
And now I guess.
Freaky!
Freaky rats!
Oh, it's a cat burglar.
Wow, Sun Sun, thank you for the bits.
Beaky
Dude, I'm holy shit
That is a lot of stats
Have you tried your clues it yeah, I played your cousin. I only played like a dragon. I did not finish it
But I liked it man these guys are I squishy
Silver? Is that not a frog?
Santies!
Okay, I got 26,000 silver.
I remember when I thought 200 was a lot.
It's really nothing.
Okay, but she's not really bald.
Like it's more of a buzz cut.
You know?
Not the notorious thieves ring, nice.
I cleared the thieves camp.
Very nice.
Okay.
Why do I have no freaking bug nets?
You guys want to catch one bug?
Why is it so hard to catch one bug?
Yo, Nick!
Aim!
Thank you for the five!
Thank you, Nick!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Does gifting a sub give you a random person, or can you pick the person?
You can do either.
do random orb pick the person. I think you do like select person to give it to or whatever.
Doesn't hair grow back? Well, not in a video game I think. I think I have to have another
like hairstyling things but I don't know how to do that so I don't know yeah yeah
Yeah, ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
I
I
I
I
I
Sorry, hold on.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I guess I usually end by like 11pm now huh?
I used to stream till like 4 or 5 a.m. sometimes and then I could order McDonald's breakfast because
They started opening and selling the hash browns by then and it was great
Oh my gosh
Yeah, no, it wasn't very often, but that was fun
I definitely don't want to have a schedule like that or but a few times I did that for fun. I was like, okay
This is bad. I probably should not do this
I should not do this. I freaking love McDonald's breakfast. Oh my lord. Okay. I want to go somewhere crazy.
Sunken! Thank you for the five gifted. Let's go up here. Way up northeast.
which breakfast sandwich I like um the sausage egg and cheese McGriddle and I
like that's the best schedule calls I get to watch more long Jordan thanks for
10 months yeah it is hard for me to stay up that light now I just did not like
waking up at 2 p.m. like I felt like I couldn't do anything like if I needed to
appointments or anything. My whole day was just fucked. Now I wake up at like 10 or 11.
Soon I'll be served for thank you for the gifted sub. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Swagmaster, thank you for the nine months.
Hi.
Hello.
I was waiting- oh wait, is this a merchant?
Spirit Beast Lantern Shadows?
Betrothal Contest!
The betrothal contest is underway, male warriors from all walks are welcome to participate.
My character is female, am I allowed to observe?
What?
Um, what is this?
Yo, play Assassin's Creed 4 Black Flag, thank you for the 5 gifted.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Metrodal contest host.
Oh, I see a bunch of ladies here.
The Stuart bowes respectfully, expression humble and asks, are you here to participate
in the metrodal contest?
The head of the family venerates the five elements.
May I ask, what is your element?
Uh, gold?
The steward, beaming with a smile, claps his hands and laughs heartily, very warmly.
Ha ha ha!
The heroine and her young master share similar temperaments.
A most congenial match, what a rare affinity!
I understand everything now.
Upon the arena, a sturdy man stands with hands behind his back, expression stern, solemnly
declaring,
I am the guardian of this betrothal contest.
Heroine, take this move.
Instruct me.
Oh, okay.
I guess we are fighting for the ladies
or something of the sort.
Oh my.
Cheddar!
Cheddar!
He's coming.
Thank you, sir.
okay I think you just killed that man for some action no nobody died the good
The boy is here.
Cheddar!
Cheddar cheese!
Cheddar!
Cheddar cheese!
Oh, hello.
Don't need to be that close to my face, you know.
Oh, there you go.
Oh, so nice.
So nice, he's a good boy, loves to be hugged.
Oh, he's hiding from you guys.
I love you, Cheddar.
Wow, King Kort, thank you for the 10.
Thank you.
Thanks, King Kort.
Did you pick his name? Yeah, I did. His original name was like- What was his original name?
He had a shelter name, but they picked the shelter names and make them so weird that like-
cause they want people to change the names. His name was like- What was his name? It was
There's like something to do with cars or like roads or something.
It was like tire track or something but it wasn't literally it wasn't that.
Like race car.
What was his name?
I wonder if I could find it in my email.
I might be able to find it in my email.
Um, hi, Cheddar.
Uh, Austin Petts Alive.
I shared pet records with you.
Um...
Oh, his name was Roadtrip!
Oh my god, yes, Mr. Cheese! His name was Roadtrip!
Well, you wanna see the picture of him?
Yeah, I know what something to do with cars.
Oh wait, it has his birthday on it!
Wait, Cheddar, your birthday is next month!
Hold on, I'm trying to get this...
over here.
There he is!
Road trip. Road trip. There he is. What a good boy. His birthday is August 13th.
Cheddar, you're about to be three years old. Oh my god. So young. What is the
Fuck-ass name well, they give them weird names cuz they don't they don't they want people to be able to pick their own name for the cat
Yeah, road trip
His his birth is up his birth name was road trip. Oh my gosh
What a little rat
Roadtrip.
What if I just kept his name Roadtrip?
Would that be as cute?
I feel like having the name Cheddar really bumps him up a little bit.
Yeah, Roadtrip is not a good or a name.
When Super was here, he kept saying Mr. Cheddar.
Mr. Cheddar.
And I was like, why is he doing that?
But then now I started saying it.
Not the exact same way.
But Mr. Cheddar.
Mr. Cheddar.
miss that cheddar miss that cheddar
You're so noisy.
One more puppet to go.
He's trying to open my windows.
What is your problem?
Cheddar, stop!
He's trying to get outside.
We keep wearing this.
Why am I out?
Why I have no energy?
Frick.
He's just trying to chore him with his chormies.
I feel like Cheddar's the kind of cat that would just go out and try to fight a bunch
of random cats and then come home all injured and act like it's my fault when I don't want
him to go outside.
Miss Dachada.
Miss Dachada.
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
And only for cheddar yep, I don't let him or box go outside
No, no, no.
Small marketplace champions, ornaments, Volta volumes.
I mean I guess if I know how to repair my shi- a mass grave?
Yin energy whistles through the mass graves shrouded in thick mist. Dark shadows seem to drift
with it. Broken steels and dirt mounds flickering out of you accompanied by the occasional sound of
horse, horse sobbing. Why are the horses sobbing? I guess we have to find out. I'm still bald by the way.
Yeah, who made the horses sad
One day emmer who tie who suddenly feels a sharp pain in hers belly
After resting and checking carefully. She realizes it's a baby
Emmer who tie who is pregnant? She is with child. I must take good care of her. Oh
God
Wait, where's the baby?
what okay well I guess she's I guess she's gonna have a fucking baby
all right then right after the patrol contest oh my god wake up
why is there a pregnancy bar?
at month events mere couples are lonesome so Tom they come together with
chance of the female part of becoming pregnant when a character is pregnant
they gain the straight pregnant which greatly reduces all attributes wait so I'm
debuffed right now because I'm pregnant my characters is worse at fighting
right now oh my god it's it's a person
oh my gosh
who is the dad I don't know
It's still warning me about my pregnancy debuff greatly reduces all attributes. It's fine. I'm so strong
I'm in a spooky graveyard and I'm pregnant. I'm scared
I don't even know what I'm the Saudi water can be heard from the west. Okay, I guess we're gonna go west then
There's a chest. Open it. We got 900 Jade. That's pretty good. It's getting foggy, perhaps.
Something nearby. Another chest. We got 900 fabric. I don't want to make it to this rush site. I just saw a ghost.
A sleepwalker, passing between several deserted graves, Emeru Taiwu faintly heard human voices.
Following the sound through dry grass, a grave was found dug in a deep pit, with a she sitting inside, eyes shut tight,
caught between sleep and wakefulness. Wake them up.
She sits up, mumbling drowsily and rubbing its eyes.
Before he could, what, before he could say anything, he's deeply awed by the scene in the mass grave.
But what? I was sleeping at home. How did I end up among these desolate graves?
But you are already dead.
Hearing this, the person is terrified and hurly looks down. At that moment, dark clouds cover the moon,
plunging the ground beneath his feet into pitch black, shaking his mind to the core.
I I'm dead I've become a ghost. How could this be screaming and panic the man scrambles away vanishing in the blink of an eye
That's interesting
He's actually gone. What?
He ran away
More ghosts
As Amru Taiwu move between the scattered graves a sudden crash erupted behind a grotesque black
silhouette burst from the fog and charge straight ahead
Time to fight
Thank you, I was oh wait am I losing I
Have a right leg injury. Oh my god. Never mind. I'm still insanely strong
Despite my pregnancy of course
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
Nice.
That she vein must be adjusted.
Nice.
It's unfair because pregnancy means it's a 2v1.
Bold and pregnant take a struggle.
Oh my god, everyone's just always a hater no matter what.
Why can't you just be happy for my in-game character?
I forgot what the not sped up music sounded like.
Why is it really the ba-wee ba-wee ba-wee when it's on 3x?
Ba-wee ba-wee.
Cheating with a baby as a cyst?
Okay, well.
The chi vein.
A grave.
As I pass one mountain, she notices the soil is a deep, dark brown.
The loose soil quivers subtly as if something beneath is about to emerge.
I'm gonna excavate the grave.
It's a ghost!
And the baby gets a sis in the womb.
You know, I guess you could think of it that way.
Yeah, I guess you could think of it that way, couldn't you?
Yeah!
I'm taking a lead.
Maybe there are more graves nearby.
Okay, we'll rest.
Why are you in Chinese hell?
I'm in a graveyard!
What happens if you give birth to the baby juice, release the baby in the wild or something in this game?
I have no idea.
I genuinely have no idea.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Hold on.
What?
Oh, hi, Mots.
Hi, Chet.
Oh, yes.
Meow for the people.
me out for them could you guys hear her I guess nine months have to progress in
game for the pregnancy, right?
Let's get out of here.
Bow bow.
Down down.
Bow bow.
Down.
Bow down.
down
brah brah brah
Oh, yeah, wait, we have to name the baby.
Assassin.
I don't think we should name the baby cow, guys.
You can't just name everything cow.
Why not?
Because the whole point of names is they're supposed to be somewhat unique.
Roadtrip?
Wait!
We could name the baby Roadtrip.
well let me pass a bunch of months
Incomplete events. Okay, I have to check every Incomplete event each month to see if the baby has been born.
I hope this game doesn't have miscarriages.
I mean, with the amount of random shit, I wouldn't be surprised if it did.
It's like, oh no, you took too many fights.
You had a miscarriage.
Okay, martial arts, secret tome.
When is that bitch ass hairstyle that's gonna come back to and fix my bald head?
I've been waiting for her to come back.
Okay, let's progress a bunch of months.
Miss Carrot is reminded me of Sears Pizza Friday.
What? Why?
Wha- wha- why?
Yeah, that's extremely specific.
You had to be there.
Oh, well, it makes sense.
Makes sense.
Let's go.
Okay, another month.
Oh, it's month of the goat!
I just wanna see if this freaking baby gets born.
Maybe soon guys China has animal months too I pretty sure
Wait, I died wait I got destroyed
Knocked down by semen gongshi emiru taibu lay in a pool of blood
ughh
Wait, the baby. Oh my god. What are you? What about the baby?
Amaru Taiwu was dying beyond saving.
The only concern left in Amaru Taiwu's heart was the inheritance of Taiwu's surname and
Fuyu Sword.
Select your companion to inherit- Wait, did I actually die?
Wait, what about the baby?
wait what about the baby wait can I save scum I want I really want the baby to I
want really want to see if the baby gets born guys I'm gonna try to save scum
this is crazy but I'm invested in the baby I want to see what happens
Double kill! Double kill is crazy!
Oh no.
Guys, the baby.
The baby is... How do you lose horses and babies?
I cannot care for a creature in a game.
And I'm still bald.
Oh my god.
It's like when you kill the enemy, ADC and Yumi falls out of it, Jesus Christ.
Okay, um, I'm alive!
The save scum was a success.
Um, let's avoid that lady if she appears again.
Okay, this one's fine.
This one's fine.
Okay, I'll look this one's fine.
Alright, we successfully saved scum the baby.
Dude, I didn't know your character could actually die.
It said I had to like pass my lineage down to one of my like, uh, NPC like, uh, clan
mates or something.
Wait, it's her.
It's her.
Change direction.
So be it.
Wait, no.
No.
No.
Oh! Okay! Wait, I think we escaped her! And it's month of the monkey!
Oh gosh.
Guys, road trip, the baby might actually make it.
I don't know how many months it's been.
The baby is not roadkill.
Now you have to name the baby savescom.
You should not even be alive, baby.
Wait, I don't know. Can I even check if the character is still pregnant?
I don't know how. The game is so complex.
How to crush.
Qli Zhang had a crush on Emeru Taiwu and Jingnan Jade Maiden Peek.
Um, for some reason, Ku-Jang felt joy filled with their heart as soon as I saw Emeru Tai-Wu
with her beautiful bald head.
Turned out they loved Emeru Tai-Wu.
Fade ignorance.
Emeru fade ignorance and stayed as a friend.
Zorox, thanks for the 4 months.
Bro, she's already pregnant.
Like what are you doing?
for the guy's own good. It's for his own good. With no father. Wait, maybe he... Oh! Oh!
Wait, there's a pregnancy update. Oh God. Oh Jesus. Oh no. Well, the baby is still alive,
So there's that.
It's actually a safe scum, baby.
Oh no.
Debuff level 2.
Broke the mad game pregnant makes you more likely to die.
Watch there be a birth minigame.
I could not handle that.
Okay.
The fetus seems to be restless.
Today when meditating with eyes closed, Emeru Tai Wu felt a sudden movement.
The child started to stretch their limbs as if feeling on ease or feeling uncomfortable.
Um, I don't want you to hum a song.
Start humming a gentle melody to soothe the child after a long while, the baby gradually
calmed up the rhythm of the lullaby and returned to sweet dreams.
Okay, great, the baby is happy and we're alive.
It's month of the dog.
How do I keep, how do I keep being at the item limit?
Okay, these people keep asking for tier one.
I guess I'll give it to them.
Oh wait, no.
Okay.
Month of the rat!
Oh God.
Um, dude, why do all these people want tea?
Um, okay, the baby is still upset.
Soothe, hum, melody, duck, do we just hum again?
It worked last time.
Um, okay, okay, good.
Everything's fine.
We can ignore those.
to give everyone tea or wine.
It is month of the ox, new life begins.
Oh God, the baby's been born.
Welcoming a daughter.
Endurna, wearing 10 months of pregnancy?
What?
Name the child yourself, or you can actually name it.
Enter the child's first name only.
Okay, are we naming it road, road trip, or save scum?
We're not naming it girl, girl cow.
The baby, that can happen, it can be 10 months.
Wait, wait there you can only make it six characters. Oh my god
Okay, what about that save scum Savskam it's unique right Savskam
The beautiful baby girl, it's first name, doesn't matter, cuz they're gonna have my
last name.
After a long pondering, Emeroo Taiwa's child's name, Save Skumni, Save Skumni, Emeroo Taiwa
I kept on calling safe scum knees name realized that there could be no greater joy in the world
May the child
Would know right and wrong remained unyielding and steadfast in the future
Wow
A moment of wait didn't wait did she get wait maybe she did get married wait
Guys, I think that's my character's husband.
What?
What?
Who is that?
Who is that?
Oh my god, it is because look at the last name.
That saves scum's last name.
That's your husband?
I guess so.
Um, wow, um, the moon hangs on the branches, and all is silent.
Red candles, fragrant curtains, fragrant curtains, a warm jade bed, soft whispers in a golden
pillow, the long night is beautiful, waiting for a beloved.
Spend the night together, or escape to leave it alone.
What the fuck?
No!
What?
No!
Oh my god!
Well, safe scum needs a sibling, right?
It can't be all alone in this world.
Wow that's crazy. You can rub bald heads together. The husband has more hair than
me. She's full bald. Cinnamon, I'm clicking the link in chat. It's crazy.
Oh my gosh conscious layout thank you for the gift. Thank you insane
Wow
Wow, I swear to God if I skip month and she's pregnant again, I'm gonna be so pissed
Okay, not pregnant.
Nice.
Still so jacked.
Oh my lord, okay it's month of the child rearing!
As Tywoo's children grow, child rearing events that month advance allow Tywoo to shape the
child's attributes, talents, and mindset.
If Tywoo is female, a prenatal education event will take place during pregnancy, as the children
research says growth further, childbirth, and eventual occur as long as the child remains by
Taiwu's side. Wait, oh so, so save scum could like disown me as their parent, I guess. Wait, where is save scum?
Save scum? Oh, save scum's a little baby. Age zero. Um, charm disgusting, monstrous. Wow.
Okay, so when the kid grows up you could have it as one of your companions, I guess
We could have a little save scum along to defeat evil
For when you die, oh true
Wait if I die again now
I'm just gonna pass my lineage on to save scum and start playing a save scum
It's perfect
I have to use a baby still?
I mean you probably can't then I guess.
Well, let me progress and see if the kid starts growing up.
Ba-wee, ba-wee, ba-wee, wait, I made a new friend!
Man, this game is very deep and complex.
Just like real history, your kids continue your save state.
That's pretty cool, I guess, unless I live forever.
I feel like the sponsor ended a while ago, and you're actually just enjoying the story.
Now the sponsor is still going, but I did get invested in the pregnancy arc that was
was unexpected. That was something for sure.
It's like a whole Chinese drama.
This game actually is just like your own Chinese drama.
Wait, so I wonder what happens if you're playing a male character.
Like I guess you just get female characters pregnant and then like you take the baby or
I don't know. I guess. You just yank the baby or something.
I can criticize, compliment, I will compliment your reputation, Emeru can't seem to find
anything to compliment oh that's awkward get closer become matchmake why don't
you date this guy I never thought of settling down but you've convinced me
I'll gladly accept.
Wow, they got married. That was easy.
Alright. Contest.
There has to be a way to fix my hair, right? Like surely somewhere in the menu? Family tree.
Hey look save scum wait not only does my husband look like he is 21 years old how do you look
He looks like that's 25 years old!
He has another child.
Oh my gosh.
Wow.
Yeah, I, uh...
I really do not know.
I really, really do not know.
I don't see any weapons or anything, I just don't know if it...
I did see that the husband has monstrous charm
Oh my gosh.
It's crazy.
Did you pick your husband as the character already married?
I think it just happened.
I think like I was clicking through a bunch of stuff and like I wasn't paying attention
and I think like that guy maybe like proposed me and I said yes or something.
I don't know.
I- I genuinely don't know.
I have no fucking clue.
I- I- I don't know!
I don't know!
Was this not supposed to be a bazaar?
Oh.
The sound of reading truly is deafening.
I don't care about reading, I'm leaving.
Relax, it's all the way over here.
Wait, do I have hair?
Wait, my hair came back! What? Wait, the hair grew back!
Wow, it's true being bald was only temporary.
Wow. I can't believe it came back.
Amazing. Yeah, it only took like two years. Yeah, look! Her hair is back!
Amazing.
Is it that lovely? Oh my gosh, I think it's really pretty hot.
What's the flute for?
Oh, it's a weapon.
Tears, oh.
It's the month of Lulong.
Long?
I don't think that I'm I think that's my friend is pregnant oh my god I'll check
after this fight. I'll check after this fight. I didn't recognize the names. Wowie. One day
Sing-Jun-Jo suddenly feels a sharp pain in her belly.
She is with child. I must take good care of her.
Okay, yeah. The friend is pregnant.
But I think she's part of my, like, little group, so...
I guess her baby gets added to my squad.
Or something.
The family grows.
Where I killed Laxasia in the last moment, oh my god, yeah that was like probably definitely
the coolest lines of P fight.
I thought that I was going to have to beat it after Animaxpo.
Literally my last attempt, I've got her, I've got that bitch.
I got her good.
Yeah, I was pretty full fight.
I enjoyed it.
Boop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop-doop!
Thieves camp.
Okay, I'm gonna go...
I wanna find like some shit I haven't seen before.
This looks interesting.
Like a gold temple.
What is on there?
Hmm.
This land is extremely perilous.
I don't give a fuck.
at one shot.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Oh, counter seven.
Oh, it tells you.
Okay, I see.
Wait, this guy might be stronger than me.
No, I don't think so.
Well, actually this is pretty close.
What?
Fried chicken!
Thank you for another 10 gifted.
Thank you fried chicken.
Thank you, that's very kind.
Thank you so much.
Thanks fried chicken.
fried chicken no I'm not staying up for McDonald's breakfast I wish I wish I
just still did all day breakfast like I would just get McDonald's breakfast
every day for dinner or something their breakfast is so good
why they get rid of the all-day breakfast I understand
it's so good 20 20 must have a lot of 24-hour places yeah but they could still
have the breakfasts all day so it wasn't popular but I loved it. The hash browns are so good.
They're coming out with chocolate McGriddles. I guess it'd be like a chocolate pancake sandwich
I guess?
As long as there's no meat in it, I guess that's fine.
Ugh.
I don't know.
I don't know about that.
Come up right up, please check Laxage's weapon. Wait, where do I even get the boss weapons now since I killed the fucking dog guy?
Oh. This looks quite interesting. A sect tournament. Lion face clan. Okay. Let's try the tournament.
Tournament time.
Just order a water burger patty melts.
Oh my god.
I actually really like the water burger patty melts.
I'm not Water Burger forever though.
I think Water Burger is kinda moody.
Die in the finals for your child's character art growth.
Wait, true!
to save scum needs to have a tragic backstory to become as strong as possible.
That's like an anime, yeah.
Ever now, thanks for 38 months.
Okay, why am I kind of losing?
I did lose.
I think I'm not strong enough for this hurt, that was the first fight.
I guess I should probably go.
Yeah, I see a level up.
Maybe this area might just be, I might be underleveled for this area.
Wait, wait.
My own husband is literally begging me for food and he's a beggar.
I made the wrong choice.
I fear I made the wrong choice, guys.
I didn't even notice what I was doing.
He wants McDonald's breakfast.
Bro, so do I.
I want a hash brown and a sausage egg and cheese McGrittle right now.
I want three hash browns and an orange juice.
Nice.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
oh
nice
Jungshu throws the world into chaos, where light and darkness intertwine, and demons, ghosts
and restless spirits run rampant, the winds howl, the storms rage, and malevolent forces
wreak havoc.
Emeru Taiwu shall follow the mandate of heaven, and walk the path of the Tao, thus harness
mystical arts beyond mortal reach, perform rituals, summon divine soldiers, and dispel
evil bringing blessings to all others. So true.
Matzah!
Matzah!
Matzah! Come here! Come say hi! Come here!
Oh, little Matzah! Little Matzah, cheese! Come here! Come here! Come here!
She hates me.
She hates me.
Come on, Matcha!
Come on!
I want you to say hi to the stream!
Come on!
Ow.
Okay, this is good enough.
Yo, no god damn it!
Thank you for the prime.
No god damn it.
Matcha!
Come on!
Come on!
She's leaving.
Ugh.
She's leaving.
Ugh.
She's such a little baby.
Oh my god, she's such a little baby.
speaking of little baby um how do I check on save scum so do I actually have to
pass like 10 years in game for them to be an actual character I hear any
Thanks for 26 months. Oh God who's pregnant now?
Jin pang she feels a sharp pain in hers belly
She realizes it's a baby Jin pang is pregnant
More baby
More baby
Everyone getting pregnant now.
Nice.
Oh, why is it bugged?
What?
Lotus Flower Lee.
Seems like an interesting, wait, name it.
Content event name 0720.
Nice.
Wait, so I get to name this character Roadtrip.
Roadtrip, yo, still HopeR, thank you for the five gifted, thank you.
maybe she's kind of cute like a little frog can they were like a boba y'all think
road trip or a boba what do you guys think a boba okay surname the surname
second right wait what wait cannot
exceed six characters only let me type
to um okay well then we're naming her
Boba Boba do you wish to name it Boba
Yeah, that's good. Nice.
Aboba. It's aboba.
Aboba. Killing Field.
Sofbag! Thanks for 28 months.
Thank you very much
My turn
Chatter Chatter eagle alive. Okay. He is he sleeps with his limbs in the air sometimes like this
And he's like perfectly still sacked to check to make sure he's not dead
Romeo!
Romeo!
Romeo!
Romeo!
I love when my cat just looks like a hot dog.
Yeah, Cheddar looks like a hot dog too sometimes.
Oh, hi, Moxham!
Especially since he has no tail.
We're like always...
I mean, Chorn literally looks like a hot dog.
A little hot dog form.
Yay!
I don't think any fast food places have hot dogs, except for like Sonic?
Like any of the burger places?
It's not like it has hot dogs.
Dairy Queen has hot dogs!
Oh, I don't know if I would want a Dairy Queen hot dog.
I don't know.
Five guys has hot dogs, really?
I thought they only sold hamburgers.
Colors has corn dogs.
That's close enough, I guess.
I'm close enough.
Bacon wrap hot dogs are five guys.
Yeah, that counts I guess.
I wanted McDonald's hash browns so bad.
I wanted McDonald's hash browns.
When do they stop serving breakfast at McDonald's
like 10 a.m.?
Maybe I need to start waking up at like nine,
so I can get them.
11? Oh, really?
Wait, I could be ordering McDonald's breakfast most days.
But do I want to do that to myself?
I don't know if I want to do that to myself.
You can order ahead.
Maybe I'll do that tomorrow before my flight.
I got a flight to L.A.
Get a hash brown go back to bed.
Most of the times I've done super late streams, like,
one time, there's a couple times I went super late streams,
I would just order myself McDonald's
and then eat it in bed at like 5 a.m.
And I'd be like, this is great!
And then pass out.
It was great.
Yes, you were chud-maxing.
And it was lovely.
Lovely.
Rest here.
I still don't know who I'm cosplaying for AX, I was just gonna pull something out of
my closet tomorrow before my flight, I've been so busy and stressed.
I'm just going for fun though, like I did not plan anything crazy.
I probably won't do it for you, right?
Yeah, I mean, worst case, I'll just...
...dress kinda cool.
Cause I just wanna go and uh...
...go look at people's cool costumes and stuff.
Just get the fursuit on God, I am not wearing the fursuit.
That is the last thing I'm doing.
I have a ton of costumes that I just haven't worn yet though.
I'm not worried about it.
Maybe.
Are there still more out here?
Find the culprit.
Oh, I did it.
What?
I feel like I killed so many things.
I didn't get it, apparently.
it is 1am guys the sponsor is over boba made a confession to emiru taiwu in guangdong lotus hill
boba loved emiru taiwu but they never expressed that on this particular day the two happened to be
alone. Boba can no longer hold back their feelings and finally spoke up to ask about
Emeru Taiwu's feelings in hope of romancing Emeru Taiwu. I mean, well we got to get away
from the beggar husband. He's a bum. Wait, so they're lovers now but what about the
husband okay okay interesting very interesting I guess maybe you could have
multiple spouses in this game I don't know
interesting I guess you know much thanks for the seven months
I thought Boba was your friend's kid Boba is a cricket that turned into a human I guess
That's still not great. Eagle, thanks for 54 months.
Emerald Tywoo has long practiced the art of tea, finding peace in its subtle flavors.
Now each sip clears the mind, refreshes the spirit, restoring Emerald Tywoo's energy with every cup.
Can now drink tea to shake off fatigue or recover energy. Wow.
Yo, Bacara, thank you for the five months. Thank you.
Four month GG gratings from Germany. Thank you
One more month just want to see what happens and then we're done
This has been quite so oh my god look at all these beggars asking for tea oh
Look who it is guys
Um, wait, says he's depressed.
Seedani approaches Emeritus slow steps, face showing clear despondency as if burdened
by heavy thoughts.
After some conversations revealed that he's been suffering from unresolved melancholy,
has come specifically to ask for Jin Yang, taper T, to ease his depression.
Um, um, Rishi, thank you for the gifted.
Um, wait so, um, um, it doesn't show me who my spouse is, oh wait actually maybe I've
Never got married?
Maybe it's just like I
Don't know
Whatever dude
Whatever, okay
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