Emiru
HELLO :D ⭐🩵 BIG CHILLING DAILIES + VARIETY GAMING CLOWN ⭐🩵 CAT MIKU COSPLAY ⭐🩵 BEATING LIES OF P TODAY (SURELY) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @EMIRU247
08-06-2026 · 5h 47m
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It's up in bad vibes that happen to me.
I don't know what I feel like coming.
My peace so set, my sleep my nose running.
I just hope she don't want to be there
Don't you get me up?
This is gonna kill her
I feel like you're with you
Gonna be there
When the girl will be there
I'll leave you darling, I'll leave you babe
I'll leave you my girl, I'll leave you babe
Darling, darling, darling, something bad is about to happen to me
What I feel this way I don't know, baby
I think of her so much it drives me crazy
I just don't want to leave, man
Don't you give me up, please
And some of you are dead
I love you, don't you
Don't you let me down, girl
Don't you let me down, girl
Don't you let me down, girl
Don't you let me down, girl
Don't you let me down, girl
What if she's fine, it's my fault that's wrong
And I just, the bad boss, linger for a long while
She's my friend, it's my friend that's wrong
And I'm just the bad boss
Linger for far too long
Don't you give me up
Thanks for streaming me, we appreciate you
I'm a happy man, happy love
With you, don't be a bad man
Don't be a bad man, don't be a bad man
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I could have waited for you to come and get the covers.
And now you're gonna leave and nothing but a sign
And I'll bury them in the set and bait them in between your love and I
But this life is your time
So, get away, another life beyond if you want to stop to know and let yourself go
And now you can lose yourself and go
Let's start before we both can turn away
Another life beyond if you want to stop to know and let yourself go
It's all about the lies
So much is wrong to fail
I'm sure I'll find it again
But the lies can't be won again
I can't say
But you don't know why
That you don't want to be wrong
I don't want to get the names
I'm saying
But the lies
And I don't know
I don't know
Now you know how much it won't get on the bottom top
Can't you believe it?
Can't you wanna wanna never come back?
And I'm wearing you a lion and a curtain
So when you tell me all the reason I just can't believe the love
The lights
I'm out of my soul, I'm cooking
So what do you want?
Make it go to a point
You have a bad party scheme
That you want a girl
I can't say
Make it go to a point
You want to go to a point
You never know what I can
Cause more than ever, say
I'm cooking
I feel it!
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Your tiktok in my sleep
August was right dude. I know that was when I started regretting it. Let me read what riot August said to me
Two messages
Midnight 12 27 a.m
All caps
week
giving up and
And then I set him Omega low and he said low
hug
Leak
pathetic
Dude my
My fit today. I I think it's kind of I think it's kind of slaying guys
I'm not gonna lie. I mean I just have bad taste
I am wearing a Miku wig, but it's not like a Miku outfit or anything.
Hello, what do you guys think?
I styled this wig this morning, and yes I have cat ears.
I actually bought these from my mint cosplay that I was sponsored to do by Neverness to
Evernus, but they did not arrive in time. I ended up making my own. I was like, well,
I should still use them. So don't say concerned. It's just, it's just a cosplay. It's just
a cosplay. But, um, how things are falling. So yeah, also, I can, um, hold on. I can
remove these and become short hair you'll find a rescue I think for the
bits look I kind of look like that one girl from a sword are online I wasn't
sure if I wanted to do the short hair or the long hair the short is really
comfortable but I think that the long hair might look better I just I just
have these yeah what do you guys think long hair or short hair oh I fucked up
my weave bald no later if I can't beat our Latino I'm just gonna go bald long
okay I will I will wear the pigtails then they're very heavy though very heavy
counter thanks for 41 months thank you thank you thank you hi I can just go
bald I guys I think I'm gonna start playing the GTA games after I'm done
with lies at me I think that's what I'm gonna do next yeah and I don't know
I'm gonna start with five or four yet
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You know.
Would you please let Matz know that I think she's a good kitty?
Oh Matz you're a good kitty!
Kind of.
She's pretty good.
She stopped chasing the bun around as much.
So, yeah she stopped chasing the bun around as much.
She's been good, although um, the rabbit, honey, started, okay I mean this is my fault
Like I have like the hot topic box of other boxes.
She started chewing on cardboard at like four in the morning.
So she woke me up like three times last night
eating various cardboard boxes.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, it is so loud.
I mean, better that she chews on cardboard
than like wires or something if she hasn't done it.
Where is the bunny?
She usually hides behind my desk now.
I put a blanket on her little litter box hutch to give her some privacy, because I thought
she would like that, so she has her little hiding spot, do a muckbuck.
Okay, she's starving, she has to eat cardboard, no!
She just, rabbits just like eating random shit, that's just what they do, they just
constantly eat
So yeah, they just constantly eat
Yeah, mukbangs made me sick for some reason I used to think I wanted to do mukbang content
Like I like watching mukbang content. I was like, oh, this looks so fun
Yo, not a thing for the gifted. I was like, oh, this looks so fun
Every time I do some kind of eating challenge on stream
It's just not for me to- I get so sick when my stomach's full.
I would actually just throw up, so...
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
Oh my god, they're still fucking spamming. What the fuck is the point of no one's reading your shit?
Well, I just read your shit, so...
Yeah.
Well, I- I said this before, but I basically...
...scan every single message as long as I'm actually looking at chat.
Basically, so the cheesecake stream is a lot to eat. Yeah, that was that was something
That's definitely not the worst I've done though
I think the worst that I did was the 100 chicken nugget challenge and I literally
I barely ate 30 and I felt like I was gonna throw up like I I don't get it
I I'm just not built for that. I don't have but but that's talent
So yeah, it's just it's not for me, you know
It's not for me when I get my Miku lit. Oh, this was just from Amazon, but I um, I did crimp the front
To make it look all spiky before I cut it. So goose. Thanks for two months
He he he
He he he
Hear me out plant eating shelves for other streamer. So I just force
other people to eat on my string you know what it's it's genius it's genius
Oreo chips smoky thank you for the 14 months thank you yeah it's genius
wow super Saiyan Blanco thank you for the notes
in a primordial pouch in your primordial pouch guys I don't think I have
one of those I don't think I have it you know that the boy data station six
Yo, Employee Assassin's Creed 4 Black Flag, Rollus, thank you for the 5 gifted, thank you.
You know what, I'm sure I'll play it one of these sub Sundays or something, so yeah.
Please give me and Jacob something to do, sludge.
Guys, I might have to start actually doing things on stream again, so my employees have
things to do.
Maybe Alice had nothing to do, so she remade the entire offline chatbot and put it on
my 24-7 verified channel.
So yeah.
Yeah.
Connie, thank you for the three gifted.
Thank you.
Well, okay, I don't think I've even told Ally this.
But I just try to think of something to give Jacob to do.
Right? Because it's like, well, I still pay them, the same as I've always paid them, but it's like,
I don't know, you know, it's like, well, I should probably give them stuff to do.
I asked Jacob to set up CCTV cameras in my room that Ali would be able to move around.
That could like stalk the animals around my room.
But he hasn't done it yet, but he bought all the stuff for me.
So yes.
What?
What?
No!
Like, so they would be around the room and then like it could zoom in on the cats
and stuff in the rabbit when they're in the corner and stuff that's not sick no
it's dude it's first stream oh my freaking god so no they're okay they're
not literally CCTV cameras okay I get you got all you guys are concerned I
think I just explained it poorly but it's literally just for like during
stream so that y'all can like watch the animals around the room. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah, they're
webcams. They're not literally CCTVs. Yeah, dude, they're not gonna be running when I'm
offline. Oh my gosh. Yo, Nia, thank you for the bits. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I'm trying popular spots in Laa with Sprexon's Jason, something similar, perhaps, Saga.
Yeah, I think I just explained it poorly.
24- No, what did I say? It'd be 24-7!
Okay, maybe you guys are the crazy ones. When did I say that?
Yes.
Yeah, no, it'd be like the bird cam, but not 24-7.
So, yeah.
Cat camp or stream.
Yes.
Yes.
People making shit up.
Yeah, when did I say it'd be 24-7?
Why do you assume that they'd be running when I'm not alive?
Okay, maybe, you know what?
Maybe I just won't do it if people are going to be weird.
Or be like, oh, they're accessible when she's offline.
Yeah, maybe never mind.
Maybe I'll tell Jacob don't do it.
So, yes.
Yeah, my channel's not 24-7.
Then how do I keep long wigs from getting tangled?
When I put them away, I braid them sometimes. It helps a lot.
Yes. At least I'm putting CCTV in some-
Well, I said for stream. Oh my gosh.
Okay, never mind. I'll tell Jacob not to do it.
Yes, I would hate to do the lot of cameras in my room.
There's literally a camera in my room! What?
And I turn it off when I'm not live.
Yeah, okay. I'm not gonna do it guys.
Just weird reaction stuff.
I really feel weird right now.
Yes.
Yeah.
Very weird.
Like do you guys think my stream camera is on when I'm offline? Like what?
Like you can literally see my whole room. Hold on.
I
Miss the cooking strands. I'm they know doing more of those two so maybe soon
Others like putting a green screen cap on their lens the eyes is turned mine off so
So, yes, I turned it off.
Yeah it was just supposed to be silly, like I like how like Quinn has a bunch of those
in his room, like he had a camera where he could like watch the birds outside and stuff,
but yeah I think I just won't do it if people are going to imply that it's-
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I thought they're like 70 bucks which is still a lot but I mean it I guess it makes
cents with inflation or are they really $90 they're $80 okay I'm going to look
this up Mario games price it says most new major Mario games are $70 so they
I can go up to like 85.
I feel like, I mean,
I mean, it sucks that it gets more expensive,
but I feel like that's kind of, I don't know.
You know, Poco, thanks for the 42 months with taxes.
Oh wait, that's true.
Mario court's $80.
Did they announce the GTA 6 price yet?
People are talking about that so much.
30 years ago there was $60? Yeah. How much is it? Oh, 80 to 100. Is it the unpopular
take to say I think that's kind of fair based on how expensive games used to be? Because
There has been inflation and stuff. That's the shit take
But games used to be like 50 60 dollars and that was like 30 years ago
No disco that's true. We're not it. They're not selling a physical product anymore
Like I mean, but if you don't want to pay for a hundred dollar game
That's totally understandable, but there's so many good games on steam. They're like $10
If you want a more affordable game that they didn't spend as much to make, I mean, I don't know.
Perhaps that is an el-take. I don't know. Yeah, there's so many good games on Steam that are like
10 and 20 bucks. That's why pirating is a thing. Well, well, I, you know, I do not encourage that.
I would say you should do that at your own risk.
should be very careful yes I mean do do game companies go after people that
pirate their games like is there a documented history of that yeah like
how often not really I mean it is probably super rare anyone gets in
trouble for it I would think they go after the person who uploaded it not
people who downloaded it. Yeah that makes sense. That makes sense. I got Minecraft
for free, but what is so strong in my GPU usage? Oh that's that's true. Yeah who knows.
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The top, press home, click the clock, um, I don't know what to do with it, but it's
I think none of us know how to do this gift into self
No
Not there there what
Click uncategorized
What?
How do you have a single collection? Why would I put my games in the collections?
Click uncategorized
where click the word what oh oh wait this oh oh here we go okay this is all
my games guys this did I do it finally no I swear no I swear Blaze King
Thanks for 28 months to the 28 and the reason why we are all favorite furry egg. Okay. I'm gonna scroll through all my games. I
Have a lot I have 451 games which honestly, that's not that crazy, right?
Yeah, like I've seen people with like thousands of games in their in their library. Yeah, it's not that crazy
Yeah, Obolatro is a classic, Never Finish Baldur's Gate Black Mith Wukong.
That's one of my favorite games of all time, Never Finish Blasphemous.
Bonnie Bear Saves Frog Time, Yeah, Oh, Bookshot Rulette's a really good game.
I haven't played Celeste yet, I bought that for Sub-Sunday, haven't played it yet.
These weeb games I have never even played them content King that game was cursed
Um, I bought cuckold simulator for a subsending that but apparently it's a banned game on stream because there's like some really bad stuff in it
So never played that one
Dark Souls games Dave the diver really like that a delicious pretty girls Majang solitaire. That's a banger
Dream Daddy directors cut I bought that game because it was popular on tumblr like 10 years ago
I didn't like it. I didn't play it that much. It's not my thing. I have Fate Stay Night. I really liked that one too.
Five Hearts Under One Roof.
That's a good game too. Game about digging a hole.
Surprisingly good Sub-Sunday game.
Yeah, lots of good ones here. Oh, I've been playing Hades 2 a lot recently. I really like it.
I just beat Kronos like two nights ago, but that's only like halfway through the game.
Um, what the hell is this?
I don't remember buying this.
Playtime zero minutes.
Is this like a Chila's art game?
I don't remember buying that.
A Hottifull Boyfriend.
That also used to be a popular joke dating sim game.
I did not buy that.
Oh Helltaker, I love Helltaker.
Very good.
What's the pigeon game?
don't need to look at that um holo cure love that game too horsey game um okay
unironically okay so I have a friend back when like 95 percent of my social
interaction was on discord during COVID I had a friend who insisted Hoonipop was
like the best game ever and they got me into Hoonipop and like it is fun but
I have 13 hours in it um yeah yeah it's it's literally okay it's literally just
bejeweled it's literally just bejeweled with like a dating sim mechanic in it
okay but I used to leave games running a lot gift 20 subs for what oh my god
I got Iron Lung, I watched the Markiplier movie for that. I thought it was decent. Pretty cool.
Star Wars, Legger Star Wars.
Oh, Liar's Bar is really fun. Lethal League. I played a fuck ton of Lethal League in COVID-2.
I have 26 hours in Lethal League.
Um, oh wait, Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii.
I bought this to play on stream when it came out, and then I never played it.
I don't remember why.
My life is strange.
Love that one.
Uh, Lords of the Fallen.
I don't think a game has disappointed me as much as Lords of the Fallen in a very long time.
Uh, Marble Rivals, My Goat, uh, Metaphor, Mugenics, Megabonk.
Another Goat game.
Uh, Meeside, I really liked that one.
Uh, Monster Hunter Wild, another kind of disappointing game, but I still play this a decent amount.
I have almost 20 hours in it.
I expected to play it a lot more, though, honestly.
Love stories.
What do you, what?
Oh, um, I don't know why I have that.
I actually don't know why I have that.
I actually don't know why I have that.
Uh, Nier Automata, oh my god, I just got super lightheaded probably with a pass out.
Check the blind time. I don't...
Why? Slim Bray, thanks for 56 months.
Three hours, that's nothing. That's nothing.
Nier Automata. Oh no, not a human. I really like that game.
Amori. I really love Amori, too. Only up.
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I love schedule one.
I have almost 30 hours in schedule one.
Oh, Sekiro?
Wait, I have 147 hours in Sekiro!
I must have left the game running or something. There's no way that's accurate.
There's no way that's accurate. I think I must have left the game running.
Oh, Shorma Legend.
Played this game because of X-Tramily.
Um...
You know, honestly, the bones of this game...
Not the worst simulator game. I've played but holy fucking AI so long
Game of the year
Yeah
Where is Uma? We're not to you yet
Um, oh sleigh the spire it too very good. Oh sleigh the princess. This is a good game to I played this off stream though
Um, Sploody, Sploody is actually pretty good, that was another Mad Mushroom game.
The Stanley Parable, I loved this game, this was another Stuff Sunday game, Stardew Valley
Stellar Blade, Streamer Life Simulator 2, you guys remember when I played this game
on stream and I didn't know what the dev was watching and then the dev was donating
to me gifts of myself in the game to scare me oh my god it was so crazy
street fighter that's great sub not a super seducer tabletop simulator I
played a ton of this in coven to 150 hours I would use this won't even play
with people in this. I don't remember but I this was like my um IRL social
interaction fake game thing. OTCG card shop simulator good game terraria um
total play time one minute I don't know why I have that oh my dude this is the
game that made me start watching variety streamers on Twitch. I used to watch
Moonman play Throne of Lies and I was so sad when he stopped. Oh my gosh I have
250 hours in Throne of Lies. It's such a good game. It was like um honestly it was
kind of like a manga but better but people started getting too good at the
game that would start meta gaming it really hard and it ruined it. Yeah it
I was like Town of Salem, but better in my opinion.
So good.
Oh my gosh.
Rainbow Six Siege, fuck that game.
I don't like that game.
Trick Shot Simulator, Trombone Champ.
I have 24 hours in this game.
Undertale, amazing game.
Still one of my favorites, Vampire Survivors.
Oh, Umer Musume.
Okay, that is not accurate I do not have a hundred eighty six hours in human which to make I left it
I must have left it running
That is not accurate. Also. I played a lot of my phone too
Yeah
Yeah, vampire survivors 30 hours. I'll say not that much
Um VR chat bro during the VR chat like peak of the VR chat era
so many people tried to get me into VR chat I'm so glad it didn't work oh my gosh I mean
no diss to people who like VR chat I've just heard such heinous shit I could never do it because
um my motion sickness is too bad. You know, chat got hella weird. Yeah. Well, okay, it's
the people who literally live in VR chat that, well, I feel kind of, I feel like sorry for
a lot of them. You know, they'd rather be in VR. I mean, that'll probably be a more common of a
thing as those types of things improve. Waifu fighter, I don't know why I have this, but
Zero minutes. Maybe I bought it for a sub-sunday? I don't know.
Uh, Wedding Witch. This was like a Vampire Survivors game.
Um...
Wild Assault. This was a sponsor game. You can see I played it for 59 minutes.
I missed one minute. So I cut this monster short.
Oh god! Yo, Adam, what's up?
Chat's right all there. We all know it shouldn't be played.
Oh yes, welcome to the game 3!
Yo, what's up, Adam?
Yeah, Adam is the dev of a Welcome to the Game.
I'm trying to be LizaP, but there was someone earlier who said I should play Welcome to the Game after I finished LizaP.
Or if I finished LizaP, because I'm on this bitch-ass boss named Arlocino, who's basically as hard as millennia.
Hate that guy.
Um...
Yeah.
So, okay, now show your hidden games.
I don't have hidden games.
I don't have hidden games, but yeah, that's my whole library, honestly!
You have 600 more games in the Uncategorized tab, what?
Wait, why do I have more?
Okay, no, I think a lot of these are like dedicated servers.
Yeah, these are dedicated servers, guys.
It's not actually games.
Yeah, tactical...
I tried to say tactical F, but I think that my stream died before.
It taught me saying that.
I just turned off my OVN.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, that's just dedicated servers.
There's nothing here.
I have every fucking halo as its own thing in this.
I didn't hide anything!
Yeah, there's nothing.
And all these protons.
Yeah.
I mean honestly, honestly, my library is not as big as I thought that it would be for being
a Variety Stramer.
You know.
Not as big as I thought.
Wait, maybe I should buy more games!
I'm just having my inventory.
I can use them for Sub-Sunday.
Wait guys, tell me your favorite games on Steam
and maybe I'll go on a shopping spree
if Steam doesn't block my account
because they would do that when I would buy CSGO crates.
Wouldn't that be fun?
Yeah, don't send me anything weird though.
Let's send me a thing weird.
Yakuza- I have Yakuza of the line.
You know, I'll buy it because I'm sure I'm gonna play it at some point.
Let me make sure this doesn't leak.
Okay.
That's in my cart already.
Oh, Dino Blade.
Okay.
Dino Blade in Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resinx Deluxe Edition.
Kingdom Hearts. Oh yeah, I do want Kingdom Hearts.
Wait, all of them?
Kingdom Hearts HD. Why is it 2.8?
Wait, really? Wait, really? Thank you, Adam. I would love that.
Message Alley. Yeah, wait, thank you. That's so nice.
What I thank you, yeah, I would love to add them to my library. Yep
Roll list play a saddler's dream for black black paper the 20 gifted while covering the game
Wow, thank you
Why'd you keep oh?
So I haven't said this in a while so I think I should remind people so for sub Sunday to recommend games
You have to go to my discord and there's a channel for people to
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My opinion
Okay, um, from Spain, we have a chorizo sandwich with a beer. What the fuck is this?
What is this?
Like a garlic, garlic spread?
Why is it so dark? It's mud, it's sauce, but what is it? I know, but what's in the sauce?
And he's got like the tub and he's been spreading it.
England the full Monty beef burger with bacon sausage and egg
Olives all of paste. Oh, like oil and all okay. That makes sense. I guess
I'll take the full Monty. Thank you very much
USA wait the the fortes were blue. Oh
Oh, because it's the Dodgers.
Carniassada Taco Platter, $35!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven tacos.
And a big ol'...
Wait, these are small.
Look at the pepper in this guy's hand.
And two limes.
Why are they blue?
I guess just because the Dodgers, yeah.
Isn't blue supposed to be like a, what is it like?
Psychologically or biologically, whatever.
The least appealing color to humans for food
because it's supposed to be its poisonous.
Why does this look delicious to me?
Like, does that mean my survival instincts
suck if I'm attracted to blue food?
Like, I love blue raspberry drinks and stuff.
Yeah, I think blue is supposed to be visually
the least appealing color to humans for food.
It looks delicious.
It's just food kind of looks so good.
Brought worse with mustard, $4.69 from Germany.
It must be cold too, it's wearing gloves
and they all got hats on.
Gem jar, thanks for 21 months.
I'm not gonna lie, the tacos are really appealing to me.
But it's $35.
Which do you guys think more people would pick?
I feel like because these are visually interesting and don't look disgusting, I think people would pick one.
Oh my god, I was right.
Even though they're expensive.
What is LVA?
Lobbya?
LVA.
Hotdog.
It's pretty basic.
It's got sauerkraut on it.
Lobbya?
An Australia pulled beef burger.
This looks good.
I don't really like coleslaw, but this looks pretty good.
This looks like it's got a nice crunch in the meat.
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Oh, and if you want more sushi, there's a new sushi place here, actually, well, new-ish.
That Aria actually showed me.
That it's from Japan, and then they opened some in Canada, and now there's only one
in the United States. It's super good. It's called a Burry Torah. And there's two
locations in Austin, but one of them has conveyor belts. So you should go to the
conveyor belt one. It's really good. And it's amazing. They do torched sushi. So
they make the sushi in little rectangles, and then they use a blow
torch on them. And it's so good. Oh, I'm hungry now. Yeah, so either a Burry
Torra, but that's more sushi or soup leaf would be my recommendations
Yeah, Henry pot. Thanks for 25 months. Thank you
Yes, I love food guys
Pull pork roll and stray dogs
bacon wrapped dog
condiments banana peppers onions
Taki crumbles
637
Something about the color of these is just like, a second one, really?
Oh wow.
I wasn't sure because the onions look kinda gg, gg, england, the full montee, beef burger
with bacon, sausage and egg, holy fuck look at all the grease on that napkin.
Oh my god, bro, my chest hurts looking at it.
Versus stakin' chips for two, and they have the chimichurri and everything.
I mean, for two people, $18?
At a stadium, isn't that crazy?
That looks so good.
Holy shit, that was easy.
What the fuck, man?
I'm gonna have to throw a fucking curveball.
Pie and a pint.
18 dollars bro that looks like a a fucking what are they called you guys remember this like
what are they called chocolate lava cakes that are really popular in America
or just it's just a chocolate cake but the inside is runny he has a lava cake it's like a lava cake
cheese pizza slice
I'm taking the pizza. Yeah. Okay. Last one. Walk in. What the f**k. Indonesia ice cream
sandwich. Oh, it's no price data. I mean, it is an ice cream sandwich. That is an ice
cream sandwich. Yeah. It looks like they put peanuts on it.
He and Hywin, thanks for the two months. And then Brazil egg
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Wait, no, I didn't play this one!
Wake, wake me up!
Oh, I don't know how to skip that one.
I do know this one.
Okay, cheat.
At least one square is wrong.
Okay.
cheat. Ah fuck. Cheat. Let's sweet again. It was sweet again. Dude, you can't- what- is this allowed? You just put sweet ties and they're connected to each other. I feel like that's a crossword crime. I don't think that should be allowed. I don't
I don't think that should be allowed, wordle.
Oh my God, I'm just gonna get,
every time I do wordle, I just get flamed.
Either it called stupid or a cheater.
Okay, dream.
There's an R and an E.
Two lip.
There's a P-I-E.
P-R-I.
It can't be pride. It can't be pride. It could be prize. It's not prize. But I know where everything is now.
ripe. It could be gripe. It could be... it's gripe probably.
Why are you guys gonna call me a cheater or stupid today? I wonder which isn't
gonna be which is it gonna be that was that was pretty easy one try people or
guys Zen tan thank you for the five I thought this was people if you're gonna
play Wu Cheng at some point oh yeah people keep asking me about that I
would be down to play Wu Cheng isn't there isn't a new one coming out this
This year? Or the next year? I don't know. Yeah. Try it. This one's stupid. This one's
Stupid guys, I'll try it I guess
I have to change one letter
Well, I think I'm stuck.
I hate this game.
The best solution was six guesses, okay, so I could have done it in one less.
One above best is pretty good, I guess. That one's fine.
That's fine.
Oh, I've seen this before. I do like this website.
You can't come to Texas.
You're not.
Where's Wichita?
There we go.
This is my hometown, guys.
Look at your neighbor and say,
good God,
I'm gonna make you my wife.
You know what,
I'm gonna make you my wife.
You know what?
I'm gonna make you my wife.
You know what?
I'm gonna make you my wife.
You know what?
I'm gonna make you my wife.
I said, good god of mine.
Now let me tell you how heaven could be.
First, we got Gabriel blowing his horn.
With my hail and Jackson leading the choir.
Oh yeah!
Martin Luther giving the head of the world.
And Moses, ushered in groundless.
Whoo, great boss!
Just then, coming to the pope, the king of camp,
The Lord of Lord, the Alper, and our native.
Tim, sit down.
And listen to what's said.
Oh, man!
I didn't think you was going to make it.
Well done, my good and faithful servant.
Help me!
I don't think you are going to make it.
Try China.
There's a body going on and have one. He knows wait for you. There's a party going on and have one.
I think there's a party going on and have one.
And it's hoping that you come through.
Good times and bad times.
Wait, I like this. This is nice.
We're one way of going to face.
We're just unknown.
But it's a joy.
Am I invited?
Like a brand new born.
Guys, do you think we're invited to happen?
So, 10 by 10, the heart didn't happen.
And the party's on its own again, but
Angels break on again
And the party's on its own again, but
Now it's a batch come true
All I've got is celebration
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you guys are asking me to check i honestly i don't know where they are
i'm full of geography so if you're gonna ask me to check your country
please also give me pain directions on where they are
especially with the city
I don't know what I'm saying.
When I set up a-
Like here?
Every breakthrough starts with someone willing to take part.
Summit Clinical Research is seeking volunteers with fatty liver disease to join clinical studies focused on MASH.
Oh no!
And a severe form of fatty liver disease with limited treatment options today.
Participants may receive study treatment, closed medical oversight, and compensation at your cost.
And you can contribute to research that can help others.
Oh, scaring me.
Is there anything here?
Okay, I'm not going to lie. I really like this because it reminds me of visiting my grandma when I was a kid.
And some of the shows I'd be on TV in the morning show.
Did you guys know they had a Chinese SpongeBob on some of the TV's or some of the channels
I'm going to go to Malaysia and I'll go where I was a kid.
Yo, up? This one?
Hey! The cat is grabbing my wig.
Go to Malaysia.
Okay.
This is the city I would don't visit to buying something from Temum or Pinduoduo and the
in the, uh,
department of
I don't know if this is actually a Malaysian song or not, though.
Yeah, sounds like it might be Kpop, I'm not sure.
Oh, All Day Project!
Oh, okay. I've never heard of it before.
Although I do remember listening to the radio in Malaysia when I was a kid when I go there.
I'm not even joking. Every station just play Lady Gaga.
Like every station like I would just listen to so much Lady Gaga cuz they love Lady Gaga so much
But I mean she was the queen, you know, so yeah
Morocco please okay. Well, where's Morocco can someone please guide me? I genuinely don't know
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You're the only thing in the world that's so much better than me, I'm forever, but there'll be guys who do not fear the strongest.
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Hello!
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Efter sommarens debatter
I don't know what any country is
I'll leave you humble, humble, and I'll let you go
You'll take them straight to the door
Then you'll put them on the floor
I
What is this website?
A radio dot garden.
And you can connect to radio stations from all over the world.
Okay.
Okay.
Tokyo.
What is this?
Okay, this has to be a fucked up signal or something
Go back!
What is this?
I don't think that was Japanese on one of them.
Oh, this is nice.
What a beautiful day, guys. What day of the week is it?
Wednesday? What's today?
It's Thursday. I was close. Close enough.
What a beautiful Thursday.
Best unemployed moment.
We love Japan!
We love Japan!
We love Japan!
Why am I feeling this is an actual Japanese station?
We love Japan!
We love Japan!
We love Japan!
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Connecting.
Going to North Korea?
Do they have it?
This is still, still South Korea.
You don't even know North Korea?
Do they have it?
This is still South Korea.
Did they only have one radio station?
This is the only one that's letting me do.
American Rebirth, actually, for five months!
I mean, it's not a bad song, right?
I don't know. Is there an Antarctica. I don't know. You all see any dots? I don't think
I thought there's anything down here.
The most south, here.
In Chile.
I'm out of Norse.
the most north, I guess.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's let's let's get off this way.
Friday night, West winds 15 knots,
east to two feet, Saturday, West winds 15 knots,
east to three feet.
Repeating the forecast with another Arctic coast,
mostly cloudy with a high near 50,
east winds are on 10 miles an hour.
Mostly cloudy tonight, 20% chance of showers,
low around 38, east winds five to 10 miles an hour.
Friday, cloudy with an 80% chance of showers,
high near 44, east winds five to 10 miles an hour,
coming north in the afternoon. Friday night, cloudy, 80% chance of showers,
low around 33, West winds around 10 miles an hour.
Cloudy on Saturday, 30% chance of showers.
I like this guy's voice.
Support for weather information comes from Quintillion, connecting more
Alaskans to each other and the rest of the world.
I like to do a song of great social and political import.
What?
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends
Work hard on my lifetime, no help from my friends
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV?
Darling, four dollars is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until three.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV?
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?
I'm counting on you, Lord.
Please don't let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy the next round.
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?
Everybody, oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes?
Oh, Mr. Bands, my friends all drop horses.
I must make amends.
We're tired all my life time, no help from my friends.
So, oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
That's it.
Wow, that was an amazing thing.
What was that?
Just a flat van Rouge waiting for a train.
Wow, I did not expect that up in Alaska.
Wow.
That was amazing.
Wow.
Amazing.
It's called music.
Okay.
Oh my god.
This is a great website.
This is a great website.
Go to Australia.
Okay, fine.
I'll do a few more.
Alaska Mythic Pole.
Yes.
And up to $600 per week over several years, which he claims was to support his sporting
career.
So one key takeaway is...
What is this?
And so here we are.
I wanted to make this because there are people who have just no idea where anything is on
a map.
Like, country...
Dude, come on.
...one country.
Have you seen those Jimmy Kimmel videos where he's like, hey, can you name a country?
Have we left Africa?
Russia?
No, that's China.
Europe.
Where is Europe?
Okay, I'm not this bad, though.
I'm not this bad.
He goes into a young child's classroom and is like, hey, show me where Burma is.
And then they can't do it.
It's like, well, no show where Burma is.
Jimmy, the only thing I know about Burma is that this morning I had Burma tongue
on my hot chocolate.
That's what.
A very common misconception here is that Australia is the only country in the continent
of Australia and it's not.
There are 14 countries there.
That's not that many.
Papua New Guinea is one of them.
You've probably heard of Fiji and Samoa.
Fiji's in Australia?
Australia is a country in the country.
I thought Fiji was in Asia.
I'm not even joking.
We're saying for the 10 months.
Oh my God!
Of Australia. Oh it's there, it's a cluster of islands.
And it's a lot more fun to say, Oceania. Just like the word guts.
You ever said that word? Guts? Say it right now. Any questions?
Guts! Guts!
If you look at the news at all, you probably know that Australia was recently ablaze.
Almost the entire flippant country was on fire. And now it's not, I don't think.
But now it's also ridden with disease like the rest of the world. So Australia is doing real well in 2020
Let's move now up the ladder. Let's climb it right like this. They're doing better now, right?
Hey guys climbing the ladder don't worry about me. It's fucking dumb. We're in Asia
Let's play some Asian music to set the mood for this entire segment of Asia welcome to Asia
One of the big players in Asia, I'm sure we all know, China, another one Japan, North Korea,
South Korea, Russia, India, we all know about those big countries in Asia, those are the
big ones, the big kahoots.
China has the biggest population in the world with 1.6 billion or something like that.
Here it is now.
That's what it is.
I haven't been keeping up a speed.
India also second with 1.1 bill.
So a lot of people over there, one of the first things I ever learned was there are a lot
of people in Asia.
I woke up one morning when I was two or three and said, hey dad, what's for breakfast?
And he said, you know, son, there's a lot of Asians.
And I said, that's just about the first thing I've ever learned, dad.
And then we had breakfast and it was great.
And that was all a lie, obviously.
But there's a lot of Asians.
I like to split Asia into two or three sections.
You know, the real boys.
Okay, we'll call we'll call China India Japan North Korea South Korea Cambodia Indonesia Singapore Brunei
Bhutan Nepal where Mount Everest is and it sounds like nipples. What a country this
Stands all right, there's seven of them
We've got Kazakhstan
Kyrgyzstan Turkmenistan is Becky stand to cheeky stand Afghanistan. I can't remember shit
Let's not forget the K-pop stands
I'm not really big into that. Oh all that lore because it's you know, it seems to be a little little toxic
little too toxic for my pretty little feet.
And boy, they're pretty.
So I don't step foot in there, do I?
Just to the west of the stands, we have the Middle East.
The Middle East is, for lack of a better word term, war-torn.
A lot of war goes on there in the Middle East.
A lot of stuff going on, all right?
You ever heard of jokes that are like, huh?
Oh, well, I'll dee you when you smooth out the Middle
East.
It's because there's a lot of conflict going on there.
Maybe there's some good stuff going on in the Middle East.
I don't know.
I can't I can't I don't know if you're from the Middle East and you're living a good one then
You know good good on you good on you mate, but if you're from the Middle East and you're living a bad one not good on you
Have you ever heard of a place called Paris you've seen the Eiffel Tower
Twice a little up a little smoochy-smoochy Valentine's Day coming up just 11 months
Anything from this video
Oh, well, okay. No, I did learn that Fiji is in Australia.
So I did, um, I did learn something, I guess.
Oh, wait!
Okay, I did hear about this. So I, I know about Demon from when they, um,
I don't remember what it was, like a D.Va cinematic or something,
but it's like one of D.Va's squadmates. And I heard that Lily voices the character, right?
right right that's very cool
I didn't play it
Just under attack.
Civilians are at risk.
That's Lily!
That's Pugsby's base immediately!
Wait, that one?
If you lose this EMP, all the Fusano be in danger.
Oh my gosh, he sounds so different!
Now she has a range!
That's crazy!
Quick, the cannons!
Let's think the camp's evolved for the squadron type of base.
That's an order!
I'm trying to just listen and put pictures of her face, and I can't imagine it at all.
It's insane.
Wow.
Oh
That's really what
Here we go!
I can't even picture her!
That coming out of her mouth was crazy!
Wow!
Time to take out the trash.
Oh, I could kinda tell there, but I wouldn't have known it was her.
Time to take out the trash.
Yeah!
You're all learning the rules.
It's so crazy!
I like how it looks like they're trying to...
I'm saying it, it doesn't sound like they're all...
talent. She's really talented. I know she had such a wide vocal range. They took Ham and
Hammond. No. Is this mirror? Does this art look really weird? Like their faces look very
wonky. Wow. Oh, that was amazing. Well, good for her. Very cool. Very, very cool. Very,
Very very cool.
New A24 movie.
Are you sure your parents aren't home?
I'm sure.
Big night plan.
Who are you?
She has a seat right there.
I'm Chris Hansen with Dayline NBC.
and we're doing a story on adults
Wait, it's a Chris Hansen movie?
You see how this looks, right?
Wait, that's actually cool!
I don't really like your show
Oh, Robin Hansen's Chris Hansen?
So I need to move you to catch your predator
9pm, dark time
Dude, when he said, why don't you just sit over there, I was like, oh, that's the Chris Hansen line
I think it was actually Chris Hansen
I think they're gonna lose
I'm going to be a faggot soon!
My name is Dan Plom. Do you know what character she involved?
So you are praying a 13 year old?
Is her time for a rehearsal?
We're going to shake their rehearsal.
Help me!
You don't know of this.
Predator is a never-ending recognition that deserves.
Once something never matters,
no more body feats. All on a whim.
Don't you ever just want to believe him?
I mean, what I do is a little worse.
This could be our greatest ending yet.
We're going to him.
Don't do that.
They come to us.
I don't understand what I'm doing here.
What you're doing is more than acting.
You're cleansing the world.
You're an ancient evil.
Let's get this brother!
If you could do this...
Is this really Chris Hansen's life?
Exactly how it was?
How it is, I guess?
He's retired now, right?
My definition of death...
My definition of death...
is vastly different.
What would have happened...
if I wasn't here?
Wow, September 20th, that's soon!
Dang, I want to go see that, that looks cool!
Hollywood Enhanced, yeah, for sure.
Make sense, make sense.
I'm chicken.
Oh!
Oh, that's what I said, I'm chicken!
I'm chicken, I'm chicken, I'm chicken, I'm chicken, yeah.
Okay.
Mods, band, medic, and Sanne1G.
Mods and...
Oh, I didn't know that was the context.
Yeah, I miss realm rail.
Back when games were good.
Back when game...
What is this?
Backward game. What is this?
Okay.
Here's the situation.
I am currently purple.
So I am going to get out of the car.
And I'm going to walk into Target.
I'm going to walk around the perimeter of the store.
I'm gonna walk back out and that's it that's all I'm gonna do and then it'll
be over okay why is he doing this why like me look like me I'm a purple I'm
I'm like teal or green today.
Nine.
Off of you.
This doesn't have to be a big deal.
We're just gonna do it very briefly
and it's gonna be very quick.
Okay?
It doesn't have to be a big deal.
It's not gonna be a big deal.
Just in and out.
We're just gonna go in and out, okay?
It's not a big deal.
It's not a big deal.
I should probably not walk this fast because then people are going to think I'm going to
commit an act of mass fighting once we're just walking around.
Just walking around.
Easy peasy.
Easy peasy.
Easy peasy.
Easy peasy.
Easy peasy.
Easy peasy.
Okay, this isn't so bad, this isn't as bad as I thought it would be, it's so close to
He was forced to do it, but he did it willingly.
He was forced to.
By who?
By who?
By who?
The back of his head isn't painted!
Yo, it's Twitch and thanks for the 13 months.
Dude...
Why wouldn't you paint the back too?
Maybe he can't reach back there? I don't know.
I missed a spot.
Doing this is a good punishment for being light.
You want me to paint myself purple, you have to run target if I'm light to shine.
I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that.
No.
No.
Alright, that's it.
Okay.
Alright.
Alright, not so bad.
He did it.
That wasn't so bad.
Hey trees.
Did only like two people stare to him no one else cared he's fine he did a good job
Yeah, it's fine. He's fine. Not a big deal. Okay, one Mr. Daily video and then I'm gonna
go game.
I have to try to beat fuckin' uh-
Hello everyone, this is YOLO again on this internet.
What are you doing babe?
Trying to figure out my date. This ain't strong, alright, Mike?
I need it low pressure.
Okay, so look.
Do not burn this to hot, keep this on cold, okay?
Okay.
Let's go back to this one, okay?
There's your pressure.
Ah!
I'm sorry!
This is what you get when you order Spiderman from Teemo.
Wow, good catch!
Are you getting tired?
He was so excited to play badminton, he forgot to wait till the door was fully open.
Okay, I just blocked everything that just happened.
Till the door was fully open.
I never realized how fast octopuses camouflage themselves.
I'm very unfortunate.
He's so sneaky.
This guy recently discovered that his nose has superpowers.
Oh my god, where are the bones in his nose?
You're white. Not enough to be fairing to you.
This guy was out kayaking when he made some new friends.
These wrestling fans decided to have a wrestling themed wedding.
In Alaska this glacier had a huge avalanche that crashed into the fjord below.
this stuntman
Is that legal?
Are you allowed to do that on billiards?
Put on the table or everything.
No!
Yes!
That's Rinal.
Oh my god.
Hold up, VD! Hold up!
Whoa! He's fast!
Fast forward!
Ow!
I'm the water son Noah.
Carl's got you.
Carl, stop.
Get off.
Good boy, Carl.
What a good dog.
I'm the statue bathroom in the legitimately almost screened bloody murder.
What the hell?
Why does she have blood direction in her shower?
I'm disturbed.
I'm disturbed.
Can I cut it? Yeah, wait, wait.
Yeah, do I wait until it turns? No, no, you can do it.
Oh, she touched me. Yeah!
That's an attitude, though. It's kind of rude.
Ow! Ow!
This massive whirlpool appeared in the narrow Naruto Strait in Japan.
The world would be a better place if there were more people like this guy.
is it she someone's phone bro oh no oh I don't know these but I need to return
this to the person bro this is someone's friend yo hello yo so your
phone's on this on the train that uh where's time here's your phone guys and
I saw you guys at the place you know you're welcome thank you so much
I'm a nice guy.
The GameCube controller?
The gamecube controller in southern Japan erupted creating a huge cloud of smoke.
This guy parks his truck like he's in a fast and furious movie.
It's impressive how long he held on for so long.
Wow.
Yeah, it's gone now, yeah.
Touch the danger.
It's a camera, right?
Here's on a vacation with his friends
when his parents asked him for a video of what they were up to.
Hi, papa. Hi, mama.
We arrived in the villa and we're sitting in the relax hall.
Look, Victor is going to get a nice brown hat.
What?
Yes.
The guys are playing some good music.
It's going to be nice, it's going to be nice.
And then we have Sil here, he's swimming.
Can you put a chine around the place for me a little?
Can you f***ing shake straight on it?
It's a cool idea, I think.
Does anyone know why the clouds are shaped this way?
I know ominous.
You're gonna fall if you'd pry this off, Saffron.
That is the suction cup that keeps you in that bed.
Zero to a Bible instinct.
I told ya.
One of you guys sent me this video of this milk and ice that was making a pattern
This little guy is flying on your friend's car, so they stopped to take a look
Hi, baby.
The mom is calling nearby.
Yo, rookie, that's for the two moms.
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
No, that's a bear.
That's a bear, or even the fall.
Oh, my god.
How did it get in there?
We need to just open the door.
The door?
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
It must have opened it, right?
Then maybe close it.
I don't think he's watched the movie.
Oh, ramen noodle.
Oh!
Yeah, so I was thinking those balls were bad before.
This is not a good headshot of this, I can't even see it.
This is for the match.
We're going to climb Mount Blanc in the French Alps to see the ultimate sunrise.
Why are there souls trapped in that thing?
I don't think he's quite figured out hopscotch yet.
Okay, your turn.
Go!
He's doing great!
Hi, Spiderman! Thanks for coming!
I gotta shut up, bitch.
The sky's like almost completely clear,
but there's like one cloud,
and it's just non-stop lightning.
It looks crazy.
Like, what?
Hold on.
There's a lost battle happening in there or something.
Like, what?
I just walked into the most awesome restaurant in the world.
This is such a bizarre way to fix the stove.
Maintenance came and did like maintenance on my stove and it like added this little sticker
to it so that when your stove is turned off you scan a little barcode.
It takes you to this page when you scan the QR code.
Work!
Look at that!
What?
What just happened?
Oh my god.
Oh boy.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
I'm still out of here.
One of my subscribers found me.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh no. Oh no, still is out of here.
One of my subscribers found a super-future car.
Hey, I found a little beat.
Yeah, I know.
This guy made a tutorial on how to create bubble rings.
So for me, the way that I find works best is I sort of tuck my fingers in,
thumbs underneath, like that.
Back of the hand is pretty flat.
And I put these two nipples together,
the flat part of those two nipples, and I flicked the wrists.
Cool.
How about it?
Yeah, girl.
Wow, that was a good shot.
to see how they filmed the storm scene from the ad-see.
Wow, that's really cool!
There it's.
Very good movie.
The camera makes it look so much better than it actually is.
So I'm just editing a thumbnail and found a little hole in the image and I used Genitive
fill the AI software in Photoshop so fill this whole background so it's
hoping it would just fill it with this black stuff and this is what I went with
I've never seen Instagram
Hey guys, very smart, what is this small Asian child? What the hell?
Have you ever seen an invisible balloon?
Well, I've never seen it before.
It's invisible.
How do you want a fish?
You want a fish?
I don't know, bingis.
So then what happened?
Oh, so cute.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
So cute!
You're so cute.
Look at how crazy these ice formations are at Abraham Lake in Canada.
Oh the plant life at the bottom.
Oh my.
So cute.
The spores from his leaf make for a great tattoo.
Hey!
What a beautiful tattoo!
Yes.
Take it.
All the spores that are left now.
Could you do me the honor of picking a number between 1 and 50?
You have your number page.
Yeah.
Okay, good.
I need you to share that number with the audience,
so it'll be amazed when I guess you're right.
But don't worry.
I'm gonna close my eyes for her.
Sorry, don't cue me.
Now the audience your number now.
32.
Have you told the audience your number page?
Yeah.
What the?
Yeah!
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you.
My eyes are closed, my bad.
Sorry, I'm fine.
I'm sorry.
41.
41.
41.
Yeah.
You don't see it?
Yeah.
Wait, what happened to 32?
hahahahahaha
Oh
I was working out with country the full empty empty
Oh, it is so cute.
Cute.
Oh, are you excited?
I love life on this one.
Wow.
Oh, very satisfying.
I hope you enjoyed, and I'll see you guys again very, very soon.
Later.
Thanks, Mr. Daily.
Okay guys, it's time to go fight Arlequino.
It's time.
How does he not react at all to all that oh my god my my fucking ears Jesus
Okay, Lala Kino, it's time for you to die. Time to die.
Okay.
If I don't get him in the first three tries, I'll give 10 for fail.
tic-toc, tic-toc!
tic-toc, tic-toc!
tic-toc, tic-toc!
I'm okay.
Oh, and how many are in, like, three?
Okay.
Oh, let me move my camera.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, I'll move my camera.
Okay.
I don't think the acid does anything.
I feel like this barely helps me.
Maybe I'll try this one.
Okay, it makes me happy. Maybe not.
Oh my god, bro.
Okay, that does nothing.
Errm...
Wait, restore special grindstone uses? But I can only use it once!
I don't know if that's worth it.
Yeah, I don't know.
Okay.
First attempt of the day.
It's top, it's top!
I
I'm using more heals than I normally would like to use.
But that's okay, I gotta assist my warm-up fight.
Fuck it.
Oh, poor Heelser.
Okay, if I make it to phase 2 on my first attempt of the day, that's pretty good, it's all you'll have.
I'd say that's fine.
I
Okay, one heal worked! This could still be the wrong noise!
You always get hit by that damn brush!
Oh, gosh, dude.
Well, that is unfortunate.
Iron wall amulet.
Uh, I think I have that one already.
Yeah, I actually just switched to that one.
77% maybe heavy, heavy, break resistance, wait this one has way better break resistance
180, oh, that one's too heavy though, heavy, okay maybe it's worth it to switch to high
I break resistance one.
Physical damage reduction of,
oh my God.
Why is everything so heavy?
It's horrible.
Physical damage reduction rate.
Okay, I guess it's probably better to have that.
It is what it is.
Okay.
These things don't matter.
Second attempt of the day.
How do I not parry that?
I used two heals so hopefully I don't have to use more.
I didn't come along, I guess.
Wow, you really think you can win?
You're welcome!
What would be to blame me like you?
Oh, no!
Ah!
Ugh.
I almost recognized it too late again.
That's my last heal, guys.
Wait, did I not get him?
What?
Wait, oh, shit, that should have staggered him.
I hit him.
I saw it at damage.
I hit it! I saw it! It damaged!
Travel wise!
I thought it looked like I buried that, I guess not.
Yeah, that was a solid attempt, I guess.
Okay, now my third try of the day, I guess.
Yeah, third try of the day.
I used way too many heals in the beginning part if I had more heals than maybe I could've
I've lost it.
Tick-tock, tick-tock!
Tick-tock, tick-tock!
One eels out on me.
Oh, human is only the only one that's when their life is on the line. Do you agree?
I hate when this combo is commonly a double combo.
Cheating.
I'm just kidding.
Okay.
He's the only human that has a human body!
Wow, you really think you can win?
Oh
Why are you
Any parameters of my research?
Is it either weirdly easy to stab her in the second time
or is it because you're burying some of your dogs?
Is this hard to dodge or bury, I mean?
Oh, I just got my heal back!
Damn
Guys I hit a hundred deaths
Wow, I don't remember how many tries it took me to do millennia and consort or dawn
on. Yeah, basically a third of my deaths in the whole game are on this guy. Crazy.
You...
Take top two, talk!
Robeels on the clock!
And you...
Appear to be nothing but talk!
Ha ha! Why risk your life for another cop and see what comes to you with it?
Where's all this so far?
I got going with 9 or 10 fuels.
9 heals, oh yes, 9 heals from...
I'm gonna try to appear at the end of the screen.
You really think you can kill me?
One more time.
I think I'm going to be able to get to the top of the tower, but I don't think I'm going to be able to get to the top of the tower.
I
Don't
Is it crazy how the same color scheme as the one I ever went to?
Why are there all gold and red?
Fuck.
Man.
Man.
Red is evil true
Maybe I'll try adding in some more consumables after this one
I do have a lot
I
Heal me
I can't tell if it's the one that I still don't have down, but it's in a very strong way.
I don't risk trying to burn up, and you even could see what it is.
Ugh.
Maybe I should just try again.
I'm going to exit my stage.
He hears you!
Dude, how is he- he's reading my mind!
Oh my god.
How is he doing that?
Crazy.
Crazy.
Crazy.
How do you even make it to phase 2 twice?
I do feel like my phase 2 attempts are definitely better than yesterday though.
That's the power of taking the voice, I suppose.
Okay, let's see.
Insular pair's weapon durability, what maybe that could be useful?
Dude, I'm gonna end up putting too much shit on my belt aren't I? I'm gonna fuck up.
Stars and charges HP, Stamina Legion and Fable.
Yo Luke, thanks for the 19 months.
I'm gonna throw some bombs at him too.
I haven't used these the entire game.
Hopefully I don't regret this.
If I use three I could apply the electric thing on him.
But I only have two left now, so I can't do the face-to-face.
Oh!
I am a human!
Shadowman! I am a human!
I am a human!
I am the only human in the universe!
I am a human!
Come on! Let's keep going!
Wow, you really think you can win?
Get bombed!
Oh my god, I can't help you go behind if that happens.
What the fuck?
I wasted so much!
I should have not been able to stand the bolts now.
So, how great this reduces your healing from the crazy!
I don't think it's getting better a little bit.
You're an addict to heavy attacks.
because in my quartz build I have a bunch of the augments or whatever that my
heavy attacks make them stagger way faster. Genezu thanks for the 30 months.
Thank you but I'm not just spamming heavy for no reason I swear. Anything else I
can add that might help in a good run? This is presence what does that do?
Inflicts acid damage.
More throwables, I guess, but I'm going to switch these two.
Wayne, Gaten, thank you for 25 months and Reed, thank you for the gift, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Okay.
Okay.
Tick tock, tick tock. Romeo is on the clock, and you appear to be nothing but talk.
Oh my god, can he please just say something else?
Please just say something else?
Please, I'm begging you.
Tick tock, Romeo is on the clock, and you appear to be nothing but talk.
Come on, let's keep it going.
Wow, you really think you can win?
Ah! One more, come on!
Why are you different?
Oh no!
Oh lucky.
Holy shit, so lucky.
Well, rough.
I feel like I'm right there, kinda.
Oh my god.
I know all of his moves pretty well now.
There's a couple combos I'm not super comfortable with.
Yeah, I see a live.
It's the hardest part.
Tick tock, tick tock! Romeo's on the clock, and you have yet to be nothing but talk!
There is a time slot.
I said bear with me!
Now! Put the slice off! Next!
Time to exit my stage!
It's so over bro
It's so over
Tick tock, tick tock!
Rodeo's on the clock!
You appear to be nothing but talk!
Tick tock, tick tock!
I'm gonna kill you all.
Alright Duke and Poe, see you guys for the rest of the day.
Why do you destroy my phone?
I didn't even conceive of it.
Time to exit my stage.
I can feel it! It'll happen soon!
I
Hope you are taking no damage so far. Hope I don't disjain the human.
Human is only the holy eyes when your life is on the line. Wouldn't you agree?
Cool!
Come on, come on!
I had four more heals.
I think that might have been my best attempt so far.
I think I'm out of the throwing canisters now, too.
Let's see.
Yeah, I'm out of the canisters.
Fuck, those were good.
They did some good damage.
I guess I'll try the acid ones.
I guess.
Frick.
Frick.
Frick.
The human is only this holy of this when their life is on paper, right?
Would you agree?
Modernize the only human soul!
Come on! Let's keep going!
Wow! You really think you can win?
I think I'm close to being able to carry that full combo.
I had heals too, I just, yeah, I feel like I'm close!
Yeah, I have to parry every single move.
I'm not going to let you do that.
You cannot complain us, but we made it to phase two with my heals.
You won't analyze the only thing in the universe, the human!
Come on! Let's keep going!
You really think you can win, huh?
One more time, will you?
I don't realize how much I've lost.
I'm not sure how much I've lost.
I'm not sure how much I've lost.
I'm not sure how much I've lost.
I didn't realize I was so lost on the train.
I'm getting better, but holy fuck.
Okay, don't forget the grab, don't forget the grab.
Such bullshit.
I still have a lot of the fire bombs at least.
I
I wish I could take my firm mouth out and believe I could see with it!
Oh, shit, I fucked up! It's okay, we still have a lot of time left.
I wasted a lot of time.
Too many fatal work, Miss!
I'm gonna have to kill him!
I'm gonna have to kill him!
Never mind, I'm just ready to fight you!
I'm gonna have to kill you!
I'm gonna have to kill you!
There's so much going on.
There's so much going on, I forgot to dodge the red mist.
One good run is all I need.
I'm literally a third of my deaths now in the whole game.
The human is only toyot, and your life is on the line!
Do you agree?
Okay, face to the worst part!
Ladies and gentlemen, I am the chief of the battle, and he is the only one who can attract humans!
Come on! Keep going!
Wow! You really think you can win?
I'll save you all, boss.
Watch out!
Watch out!
Oh my god, that was crazy.
He's so low.
It was like two attacks.
Wow, it was my closest attempt yet.
Oh my god.
I wish I just tried to heal.
Brazy attack.
I'm a lot of throwables too, I just noticed.
Ha ha ha ha!
Ouch! Human is only a holy object!
Human life is on the line!
Thank you, agree?
The human is only truly alive as long as your life is on the line.
Of course!
Ladies and gentlemen, I, the machine, will analyze you with the power of the human!
I haven't hit him once yet.
Oh
I'm so close, I can do it!
I had an attempt where he was two hits away and I had two heals.
Okay, let me take this stuff off so I don't fuck up somehow.
Oh, why would you like another? How can you even conceive of it?
I may just win this game, fingers having a chance, she would quite already win.
Thank you!
Thanks a lot!
Yeah, that was a decent one.
Let's do this.
You really think you can win?
Defect!
Sour!
Ouch!
I hate that move so much!
I had seven heals dude.
I'm so close.
I'm so close to killing him.
I can't take it anymore.
No more...
I'm not gonna die!
I'm not gonna die!
I'm not gonna die!
I'm not gonna die!
A human is only holy office when their lives are no nice!
Wouldn't you agree?
Look there, the one is the only one that's not human!
Come on, let's keep going!
Wow, you really think you can win?
Ahaha, well, come on!
Dude, I was stuck in here for a long time!
I couldn't walk out of here!
That's such bullshit!
He grabbed me against the wall.
Fuck!
The wall got me, bro.
Ugh.
Okay.
Tick-tock, tick-tock! Romeo's on the clock!
And you appear to be nothing but truck!
What did you say?
Your life is on the line!
Thanks to you, you're welcome!
We'll see you tomorrow!
Power up!
I'm scared of you!
I'll send you for the next round!
Oh my god, not this bullshithing! Please! Please!
I'm so classed at killing him!
Oh my gosh.
I did survive the big combo, but then I got hit.
Yeah, purple! Thank you for the gift, dude!
Thank you for the sub and support Sanding the merch.
Why do I still have my phone out there? How can you even conceive of it?
I don't know.
Frick, bro.
Frick.
My fingers are starting to hurt.
Ouch!
The healman is only truly honest when your life is on no train!
Wouldn't you agree?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
You really think you can win?
You can win!
Wonderful!
I hate that move! The boss! He didn't twice in a row!
Fuck this guy, bro. I can't wait to kill his ass and then never see him ever again.
I wish you looked like your mother had been doing the concealing of it!
Wow!
A human is only truly honest when everything is on my mind!
Wouldn't you agree?
Okay, I'll take that!
Ladies and gentlemen, I am the human who will analyze the whole universe!
You are an animal race! You do not be the parameters of my research!
I don't think it's going to last the whole weekend.
I
I hate that thing!
No!
Now I'm fine!
Mark, let me go!
I hate you!
I hate that thing!
Oh, it's always different too!
Oh my god, this fucking bitch!
Oh my god bro.
There's more than a third of my deaths in the whole game.
Whole main game and DLC now.
Oh my god.
Oh huge message.
But I'm killing Arlequino.
I cannot check right now.
I'm here to be nothing but talk.
I'm going to destroy you by another. How can you even conceive of it?
Sometimes he does get unlucky.
He decides to pull some fucking bullshit out of us for no reason!
After I've been fighting him for like six hours of my life,
and he's really done some shit I've never seen before!
Like, what the fuck is that?!
Come on, Jesus! This fucking bitch!
I'm not having a mental breakdown as it's true!
Everyone knows it's true!
Wow, you really think you can win?
Come on, come on, come on!
Wow, you really think you can win?
Come on, come on!
Fuck!
You're out of operation!
You can't be any better than this!
Fuck!
I want to heal on the break as the barter is not too greedy, it's quite a greedy.
Greed.
Why are you different?
You have to try and watch out for anything like you found.
Why are you different?
You have to try and watch out for anything like you found.
You do not have a relation! You do not be an expert on those kind of research!
I'm gonna kill you!
I like you!
How?
Why are you different?
Ouch!
I needed to win there so bad
Oh my god, I mean honestly
If I didn't get greedy in the middle I could have lived that
I'm sorry believers. I let you down
Seven yellows! I don't know if this is it.
You will be able to take you anywhere you come.
Remarkable.
Enough.
You are an apple.
You can't see my stage.
I don't know. I don't know what I was doing.
Okay, but I did think during the last attempt,
I should put anti break potions on my bar. I think that would go a long way so I can actually fully heal properly
Yeah, this might help
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Why would you show me my brother, mother?
How could you even conceive of it?
Get away from me!
You'll spook me, won't you?
I'm the king of the land and I'm the only king of the land!
Let's kill him!
Come on!
I'm the king of the land and I'm the only king of the land!
Wow! You really think you can win?
You're welcome!
You are the only one who can defeat me if I kill you now!
I am your enemy!
Ouch!
I see what you've got.
I see what you've got.
I
There we go!
Aw, bro!
No heals, too.
Oh, so sad.
Yufakaze, thanks for the 13 months.
OK, it's time for something crazy.
Item, I only have one of from the entire game.
If I use it, it doesn't help.
I'm going to be so sad.
I'm walking.
Can you appear to be having the talk?
Why must you fight for another? How can you even conceive of it?
Hahahaha!
Ohhhh!
Whoa!
Oh ho ho ho!
A human is only totally honest when their lives are on the line!
Wouldn't you agree?
Ahahaha!
Ouch!
There's something!
There's something!
No phase two.
No phase two.
Oh
Okay
He always only eats holy opus when your life is on the line.
You agree?
He is fucking anti-seal move good.
Oh
I
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I like you!
Why don't you just...
Power!
Enough of that fucking move, man. Please!
Now for my final step.
I'll get you!
I'll get you!
I'll kill you!
Hang out this time!
You know I can't less I'm going right for it!
Now her face is really...
Oh, oh my!
You are a bastard.
Spoiled us.
Fuck you, you bitch!
Fuck you, I'll kill you little bitch, yo!
Take a lot out of here for the candy, if you can! Thank you!
You know if I give it my all, so I don't need to do this!
Yeah, fucking kill it! Kill that boy!
Oh, wait this.
Uh, oh, he caught it!
Oh!
Oh my god!
Heal copapul is thinking for the 10!
Thank you copapul!
Thank you!
Oh, damn!
Look at the bow!
Damn!
I wish for you!
Oh, thank you for your 10!
Thank you all!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Tempered line, thanks for the 10!
Oh, I did it!
Woo!
124 deaths, that's crazy.
River, thank you for the 10!
Eggman, thank you for the 5!
Wow!
Oh, Romeo!
I think?
He's alive!
Amano, thanks for the 5!
Kayla, thank you for the 10!
I did it!
Holy shit, they guys got robot arms.
Oh wow, what a game.
That guy was so hard.
I think still less deaths than Millennium were done for me.
Able, thank you for the pie.
Thank you guys so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
We did it.
Nada, thank you.
Yeah, Wayne Gainan, thank you for the 10!
Wow!
Thank you very much!
Thank you, thank you, holy shit.
I don't know what a fight took me two nights.
124 tries.
Insane.
I wonder why you look so familiar.
Now I know.
Oh, my gosh, dude, every single time I restart through 30 people, like, you know, you can
just pick up Leah and it'll be easy.
We know.
Oh, my God.
I was beating it with no summons.
WOOOOOAH!
What a great DLC!
What a game.
You forgot their ageing mode button, yeah.
Well, I used the um...
Oh god, what's his name?
I used the Alidoro summon, but only cuz Alidoro is the most.
I mean, Leo was cool too, but I wanted to actually beat the last boss on the final boss, Itachi!
Thank you for the touchy!
Oh my goodness, thank you guys so much.
Thank you.
Wow.
The finally is cool.
Cooler though, if you want to watch it.
Uh, yeah, I'll watch it later.
I'll watch it off stream, I guess.
Yeah, that was a great DLC.
I very much enjoyed the game.
Well shit, now I guess I'm gonna start a GTA or whatever next train.
Yeah, I think I'll play GTA next time.
GTA 5. How long is the campaign for GTA 5?
I'm gonna guess 40 hours.
That'll be fun.
30, 30 to 40.
Okay, that's not too bad.
Not too bad. Not too crazy.
Ooh.
I'm not sure what's over for us. Yo, Anonymous! Thank you for the five!
And Daily Gaming, thank you so much for the gift.
Thank you.
your turnie I mean not really I mean my league turnies a week from now I'll
probably practice off-stream honestly
or you guys think just play it practice I don't even know what my teammates are
It's gonna be a draft, so.
I don't know.
Well, I don't wanna start GTA today.
I'd rather do it, um,
I'd rather do it,
like fresh for a stream, so.
It's either I end or I just play some bullshit.
Matta!
Matta, she's screaming.
Matta!
Let's try it.
Hold on.
Honestly, maybe I'll just play a little league instead of ending.
Why not?
But tomorrow, GTA!
I don't really feel like ending up in the life of four hours.
Gamer Hood or Gamer Hood's not live it's already been it's pre-recorded so there's
nothing to practice it's already over you know with last name for the prime
Gamer Hood next episode of Gamer Hood is tomorrow by the way guys yeah so I will
be live tomorrow for that too. Wow what a game. I'm gonna see if there should be
near the end.
I can't talk. Preparation to react to Gamer Hood. Yeah I should practice my
react skills. I'm quite monotone. I should make more face expressions and stuff, right?
I believe in you, Karrion.
No!
Don't forget, this is your story now.
Wow.
What a deal, sis.
Have you cried from a video game before?
Wait, secret room key.
Secret room key?
What's a secret room?
Have you ever cried from a game before?
Expedition 33, Mori...
I feel like I cried playing Undertale.
Red Dead Redemption 2, I cry at the end.
I feel like there's others, I just can't remember what's on top of my head.
Oh yeah, you guys remembered.
Yeah, I cried at the end.
I was like, what the... I can't believe it.
losing a league game, yeah league of legends, where's the, where's it telling me to go?
Oh, where is the secret room, Kiko?
Even tied Hotel Cronk?
It's a secret!
Oh, you guys are so smart.
clues. Ow, Mottz! Ow! Ow! She's making biscuits on my leg with her claws out.
Why do that angry Aga emote is scary? It looks like its eyelids are like so like
bat or something. I don't like it. I don't like that at all. I don't like that one bit.
Where is it taking me? Why is my game lagging?
Where are we going?
Oh secret room key! There you go! I didn't even have to find it.
Well really it was a secret gate, but whatever.
This is her room this room sucks
Do you remember the time we were gathered to play this piece together?
Oh, the painting of the lamp?
They were precious if all too short moments of happiness.
Perhaps those times were so precious because of their brevity.
Why is it that we humans always look for more when happiness is already in our grasp?
I couldn't appreciate what we had then but that wasn't because I found you
tiresome after breaking ties with the monad family I was lost I could barely
take care of myself so taking responsibility for you and Romeo it
There was more than I could bear at the time.
But in the end, you two saved me.
You washed away all the spines and the hatred in my heart.
A legendary stalker.
A worthless title.
That cruel end should never have been your fate.
It was only when I held your pale,
Cold face in my hands that I understood, that we should have stayed together, that we should never have loved the two of you, but now you belong to the past.
I shouldn't cry. It happens to us all. Eventually, I will join you there as well.
No one lives forever.
So in time,
we will meet again.
And in that moment,
my wish
is that I get to sit with you
as the light of the sunrise washes over us.
And we share a love.
Together,
you'll teach her.
Oh, I got a red record.
Damn.
I want to see if I can use the nose painting finally.
I might have not lied enough times or something.
Last I checked I wasn't able to use it still. I don't even know what it's supposed to do.
Lies Zephy. I did not lie enough.
Oh, fuck, I have to go back.
Let's see, the Rutgers increases humanity, too?
Oh, I forgot about that!
Uh, why can't I use the Stargazer?
Oh, over here.
I feel like I'm close to being able to use the painting, so maybe I just need to listen
to one or something.
Okay, people asked me to get the weapon, too.
Do I have to trade it or do I just get it?
I didn't...
Oh, I have it.
Okay, cool.
Cool.
Hello, Rat.
Very cute.
So did putting the collar on it actually do anything?
Now he's shaking it.
How cute.
This is a nice song.
You cannot use this right now.
So it...
Is this worth trying to finish?
happens if you get this all the way out? Oh, that's new game plus. Oh, okay. Okay, I see.
It's a weapon?
Oh, okay.
I'll try out the Leo weapon before I close the game.
Oh, wait!
Oh, that's the move that he used in the final scene.
Damn.
It does crazy damage, too.
I haven't even leveled it!
I bet that's fun to use in New Game Plus.
Wow.
Very cool.
Try the other variant.
Oh, okay.
Holy shit!
This just has two full frameworks.
I see nothing over the bridge.
A lot of them are just a fairy.
Wow.
Something with the big bullshit.
Very cool.
Very cool. Well, I beat the game, guys!
It was a great game. I'm glad I gave it another chance.
I don't really remember why I didn't...
Oh, I'm heavy rolling now.
I don't really remember why I didn't feel super into it the first time, but yeah, it's really really good
Really good game
What would you rate out of 10?
I
Don't think okay without the DLC I would give it
I would give it a seven point
This is hard. I don't know. I'm trying to compare it to other Souls games that I liked.
Like, I don't like it as much as I liked Wukong or Elden Ring.
Um...hmm...
Honestly, I would rate the DLC higher. I think I'd give the main game like a 7.6, and I'd give the DLC
See? Like at 8.3, I think. Yeah. Dude, you can't just type 6-7 for that. It's like
not even the same number. Bruh. Check Stargazer? Did I miss something? Oh yeah, what happened
to the doll girl? Didn't she go to the Rose State? I never saw her again. I don't know
I don't know if I was supposed to see her again.
The city hall tree.
Uh...
Is that Croth Hall?
Oops.
Uh...
Here?
Well, isn't that a black rabbit brotherhood guy?
Is it here?
Where's she at I don't know this area
Where though am I going the right way? Oh
Oh, I thought that the- I think I remember. There's a tree up here. Up through here, right?
Oh, hello.
So I'll wait for you again at the world's end, farewell, my forever friend who looks like my dear Carlo.
Everyone just dies. Last piece of a drawing.
Our beloved son may your everyday be as happy as this one.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Not that crazy like 20 2,500 calories how many calories
There's a Papa John's extra large pizza.
It says it's 10 slices in the slices.
10 slices in the slices are 300 to 430 calories.
So if we are being about average, it's like 3,700-ish calories.
For their toppings and
extra cheese and mushrooms that I'd be closer to like the 400 mark
No, because some people put no, I don't have any like meat or anything on it. So
That's all right. I don't know bro
I don't know you're like a 500 pound gamer guy and a short girls body
I did kind of used to feel that way, but no, I'm very happy being a girl
Being a girl is fun. There's makeup and stuff
Well me and guys wear makeup too
Holy shit, it's a six-minute queue
Yeah, girls get the best shoes. It's true. We do get the best shoes
Okay, if this hits seven minutes, do I just blow myself up?
I'll get better accessories too.
Yeah, I used to think that if I could pick my gender, I'd probably be a guy.
I think that's just because I was curious about what being a guy is like.
But now I would definitely pick a girl in every life.
I would be a girl.
Being a girl is fun even with like the downsides and stuff. I mean there's
downsides to both I guess. I mean I think like overall there's probably slightly
more downsides to being a girl but some of the upsides are more fun.
slightly yeah that's uh it was a bit of an understatement you know, but yeah, yeah,
yeah, you don't bleed for a week every month, yeah well you can take birth control that
will cancel your period but if you take birth control it'll make you it can make
you crazy or gain weight or get really depressed and apparently taking birth
control for too long is really bad for you so you could you could not take
birth control but then you might get pregnant you can't pregnant you have to
grow a creature inside of your internal organs. It's very hard. It's great, isn't it?
Oh my gosh, being pregnant is still terrifying to me. So very scary. Some of my female friends
I've talked to you about these topics some of them want to get surrogates like the ones who are like, you know
Have a lot of dispose going coming from sharing stuff. I don't think I would do that
I feel like I feel kind of weird about it not but if ever, you know, I'm not joining people who do it, but
Yeah, I don't know grow a bat attest to baby
Yeah
Yeah, I would not do that, so weird, yeah, I don't, like, someone else growing a baby?
I don't know, yeah, well, to be fair, I've only talked to two girls who said they would
do that, and it's because they don't want to stop their careers anytime soon, so I
That's understandable, I guess.
The only popular girl streamer I could think of who's had a kid is STP, and she pretty much
retired to go be a mom, which is understandable, but there's a lot of streamer dads.
Oh, yeah, Fandy, yeah.
already is not have a kid no yeah but I'm streamer to like stream a lot yeah I
don't know being a corporate slave is number one priority I mean well don't
Don't a lot of jobs offer um, not a lot I guess some offer pregnancy leave.
Don't, didn't some jobs start offering that for men too to like go be fathers or whatever
paternal leave? Yeah. I feel like I heard that someday.
Yeah, very interesting.
Do your mods get pregnancy leave?
I mean I can't control if my mods just someday leave and never come back.
What am I gonna do?
Track them down?
Yeah, what am I gonna do?
What the heck?
You know, send them to the basement.
Okay, this is a 10 minute queue, this is not gonna happen.
Even if it's 12 minutes, I was gonna go play Hades, like what the fuck is this?
They don't get paid anyway.
I pay Ali, but Ali does more for me than just modding.
I have a paid mod.
I'm not getting in a game, dude.
Well, I guess I'll play a round or two of Hades, like what the f- what?
I was actually down to play League. What the fuck was that bullshit?
So I'm not late at night!
Well, I mean, we had a nice adult conversation, I suppose.
Well, I was ready for that.
I guess.
Classic is dead. It just came out like a week ago.
Oh my god, bruh.
Oh my god, bruh.
Nostalgia didn't last long, huh? Everyone remembered how depressing it was, I guess.
Okay, um, so I need some shit.
I'm trying to open the next path.
I haven't done it yet.
There is someone named.
Gloria alas, blagas.
Gloria alas, blagas.
Gloria alas, blagas.
It's so melted to be.
Hello?
It should be on its way.
I think I need five feet fabric.
You have plans.
Thank you for the five gift, dude.
I need the screen come back.
Oh, OK.
I was trying that.
OK, getting the ability to traverse warded gateways.
I need one shadow.
I need three fate fabric, OK?
So I need to do 40 rooms, and it will be delivered to me,
I guess.
So I guess I will just do that, I guess.
Should help me gather bones.
How does this work?
Testaments.
So, what am I going to do here?
Oh my god, the pain.
I guess we'll try this.
Let's keep this up.
I don't know.
I think it gives more rewards or something if I do that.
The rains are done.
Let's see.
I
Sick
Crazy a lead classic died that fast I mean I might just bid in some kind of like cursed key or something
Because I feel like it should not take it out
That would be like there's literally no one playing, right?
Doesn't seem right.
I don't know.
That kid totally, thanks for 52 months.
Thank you.
While people don't like there's no ranked.
Oh, I thought S-Fan said that, um...
I thought S-Fan said there was like kind of a ranked system, like it was all ranked.
I don't know.
I mean, I took the wrong artifacts.
I don't like this one part.
Whatever.
Uh...
Such secrets in this stuff.
Those kind of all sucked.
That's okay.
Invisible anymore.
Wow.
Yeah, that's not lame.
Yeah, if there was ranked, I think a lot of people would play it.
Maybe they're scared of dividing their community and the game died more.
This is quite a staff.
You've really got indeed, you gorgeous.
Special Steelmore damage.
Okay.
I'm gonna get that.
I'm just going to take that, I guess.
Scary people will go back to original league.
I mean, is that such a bad thing?
At least people are playing the game.
I guess classic players probably don't buy skins, though.
Because they can't even use all the skins, right?
Or can they?
Great to mate.
Meow meow meow meow meow.
Yo Sven!
Thank you for the- the-
Seven ones.
Hi, Emmi.
Hi, Ches.
Ah, motherfuck.
This run is kinda quick already.
I just want to try the new shit, dude.
40 rooms I have to do.
And I took the wrong artifact, whatever.
Yo, Juggler John, thanks for so much.
Mom's to love have really been enjoying you six months in the area.
Oh, thank you! I'm glad to hear that.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Right.
What?
I don't like any of those.
We got him.
Yes, my father's friend shall be restored.
This is a terrible run, I'm just trying to speedrun so I can get my upgrade thing for
the new content.
Terrible run.
I've seen the bricks and minifigs updates.
No, I have not. I kind of stopped following that stuff.
I mean, if there's any kind of like...
I mean, to me it's like kind of already resolved.
Because like the guy, you know, the family got their money back.
And dude, there's like no way that Ben's gonna like go to jail
wherever they're trying to do like, he'll be okay.
And he has walking people supporting him, so...
He has tons of financial support and stuff Oh, he won?
Oh, that was fast!
Good friend
I just don't I mean stuff like that was like broke I
Why didn't they just help the guy in the first place like why even let it get to that point or whatever
That's resolved now I guess.
I'm going to die to the first boss.
Guys I swear I got good, I beat Kronos, okay?
I didn't have my dad play on my account or anything.
Ah!
Use the peppermob.
This is horrible. Oh my God.
I'm ashamed.
I just need my three feet fabric Mari thanks for 13 months welcome back
Oh. Okay, nice. A new material. Hello, Kronos.
My damage is terrible.
Not good.
It looks valuable, Rocky.
Good job.
Okay.
This build is terrible, I do no damage!
Oh my god, this floor is so horrible!
I didn't know what you're... holding this like, set this message.
Oops.
Oops.
Wish.
Yes
I'm still mad that Lee Q was 12 minutes. Is it not insane?
Yeah, good game
Ow.
How'd I clear enough rooms to get my fake fabric yet?
40. I feel like no.
I have 11 health.
Oh my gosh!
It feels like one fifteen months!
I'm not a new foe.
I don't think I'm gonna beat this. I have no damage and no health.
Oh, my god, I'm dead.
Oh
I'm not a fan
17! Oh my god. Can I buy one at a time? Wait, did I? I think I just bought them. Oh,
I can just buy them. Let's go. Okay, cool. I don't have to go back. Yo, Bailem, thanks
for 28 months wait 12 it's cooking still oh my god okay 12 it's fine I guess
Hence I go
Yeah, all the time-gated shit
Strengths
Yeah, I kind of regret it not getting smoldered cast.
I'm just trying to get through 17 rooms for 12, right?
Yo, Wuduks!
Thank you for the 5!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Yeah, that's a decent cast too.
Thanks for the 5.
Oh my god.
Oh shit, it's a golden capotrain.
Now that's the actual rare, rare hype train.
Big reels, thank you for the five.
The big reels
For you
That's good
I
Was gonna skip it. I'm just trying to get through 12 rings
So what's she?
I wouldn't know.
How very no.
Plus one, oh plus one fate fabric.
I was going to take that.
Oh and it's a black dress.
She's like.
Why's it be done?
Yep, I beat the game!
Oh my god.
I didn't loot, oh fuck, my bad.
I'm speedrunning.
I just, I want to see the new thing!
I should have counted how many wounds I've done through.
Is there a way that I can see?
Maybe like in the one infill, I can try to help my outfittery vote.
It was 50 damage, too.
Location 10, OK?
I only need two more.
It was 12, right?
Don't heal through anything.
And I have a way better build, of course.
One more location.
Oh.
Okay, so I think I have to beat, um, the boss?
Come on, I'm poor.
I think if I die on the boss, it's okay.
I should let her kill me so I can go along the next thing and then that's fine.
Okay, yeah.
Alright, kill me!
Kill me!
You know, Pepperjack, Sky-Forn, Illicit, Mup Black, and Infinite Wisdom, thank you guys for the bits.
I'll laugh if we go one room short because you didn't hear her.
Shut up, Kronos! Bro, what is his problem? Get out of my head. Like I already beat you, man.
Okay, nice. Now please tell me. This isn't going to make me wait either.
Yay! New areas for me.
You know, foot long icicle. Thank you.
Okay, now I'm gonna go to the new path I've never seen before.
Very exciting.
Okay.
Okay.
Should be able to head to the surface now.
Yes.
It would be exciting.
Okay, this is completely new for me, I've never seen this.
Hello?
Oh.
What are you doing on the surface, young lady?
Ooh!
A purple!
Let's go!
What?
Or what just happened?
What was that
Wait, what just happened?
Why am I dying?
Why am I taking damage for no reason?
Can't handle the surface?
I'm dying!
Why am I dying?
Oh shit!
I'm gonna die!
You're taking damage because you're losing health!
Oh!
I saw what am I supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do?
news you visited the surface it was draining even at night something about
being under the damage didn't know there were so many okay lesson learned and an
experience gained the faith themselves do not want you out there only my
task the good witch always figured you would make your way up to the mortal
realm she warded the pathway there until such time you're under world
birthright stuff getting in the way
That's the plan
So what am I supposed to do
Hey
You really went up there. They could have called for somebody with experience, but I guess I don't deserve it as much as I thought
I'm needed there as part of my task though. They must miss you on the surface so much suffering
Justice doesn't matter anymore the mortals had it coming maybe we all did don't say that
Surely someone's got to tell me how to what to do up there
I sneeze I feel like my chest is going to explode. What do you think about that? You're probably dying
So
Keep dying to the surface. Okay!
I'm dying.
I'm just at least trying to grab the materials before I die.
Wow, so many gates.
She's just not meant to be on the surface.
Oh, so that's the surface, then.
A Rackney.
Oh, hello there, my friend.
I happened to see the boatman sculling down the cacuitas, presumably to you,
for he had all sorts of supplies.
He was generous enough to offer me passage,
whether he knew it or not.
Great to see you here and welcome, a Rackney.
I'm certain Carol doesn't mind such a cartia stowaway.
Is there anything we can do to make you stay with us more comfortable?
No, thank you. I don't intend to be here very long especially since the boatman is my ticket home
I'll just make certain all my silk here is patched up and then be on my way be well, won't you?
Alright, he's so cute you too. I can make something possible reveal aspects in the silver pool that further empower each main weapon
I seek their aspects hidden from my sight.
Interesting.
And you're as beautiful as ever, aren't you?
Exactly as Lord Zeus wants us to be.
I think he truly cherishes these underworld reports.
I hadn't considered that he might not.
Eating a whole cheese wheel stream when?
Do you want me to die? I will burst at the seams
Correct. He grows uneasy when the silence thickens tomorrow
Sounds like a great idea
And that renewal project that we used to talk about
I still think about it too and made some preliminary steps of late
That's we've more pressing that is now it seems
not exactly i have a delegate in mind
nemesis on break i guess
oh my god this fucking game
Okay, I think I'm going to go to bed because I need to start earlier tomorrow because of
a state farm.
Oh nice, the aspects of the nocturnal alums.
And I'm gonna start GTA tomorrow.
Will be very cool.
Oh.
Tears, oh.
Very cool.
My favorite is the fucking casting wand, so I'm just fucking spamming this shit.
Okay.
Okay, well I will be live tomorrow too.
Thank you guys for watching.
I'm gonna go chill now, and yeah, my food just got delivered, so.
Great!
Okay, well goodnight guys.
I will be live tomorrow.
I hope everyone has a wonderful night.
Bye, guys.
Bye-bye.
Good night.
Tonight, I'll throw myself into the mood
Out of the red, out of the hatch in the same hand
Come down and waste away with me