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Emiru

09-01-2026 · 7h 38m

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[00:21:00] Hello, scene Phoenix, the two gifted cyber Gibbs beat guy Roland tempered lion thinking for the five Frankie for the prime

[00:21:07] G jr. Stat for the gifted law. Thanks for the resub and mr. Smith jam

[00:21:13] Hello

[00:21:15] Well, I see right. Thanks for the 19 months

[00:21:23] Hello guys, good morning. Hello

[00:21:26] Hello

[00:21:28] How is everybody today? I need to show you guys the nails I got yesterday. They're like um

[00:21:35] They're kind of like I don't know like I got like little swords like kind of like Elden Ring looking but not really

[00:21:41] I'll see you for the four years. Welcome back in good night, baby. Thanks for the 14 months

[00:21:47] They're very very very sharp

[00:21:51] Very very very sharp

[00:21:54] kind of scary

[00:21:57] Yeah, very pointy their actual claws. Yes, you know, I I really like them though and dude. Oh my gosh

[00:22:04] I found a new trick guys a new hack. I love things for the 54 months. So um, I

[00:22:12] Had a Linnity take a picture of my nails yesterday, right?

[00:22:15] So I got like a little picture of them and I put it on my Instagram story and usually for my I

[00:22:20] I don't really like use Instagram that much right like most of my story posts are sponsored or whatever right?

[00:22:27] So I don't really get like people like replying to my stories or whatever that much

[00:22:30] But dude when I posted these nails on my Instagram story

[00:22:37] dude

[00:22:38] Like 20 girls message to me. I was like wait

[00:22:44] This is a hack dude. It was crazy like a bunch of the girl streamers

[00:22:49] I'm friends with and then some some girls from like the league community like college players

[00:22:53] I haven't talked to in forever like like peach

[00:22:57] Cina Ray

[00:22:58] Like all these girls like oh my god. I love your nails. I love this set and I was like wait

[00:23:04] So I just need to start posting my nails and

[00:23:08] Girl message me. This is amazing new trick

[00:23:13] Yes, amazing

[00:23:16] Hack for what?

[00:23:19] To talk to women, I guess. I don't know

[00:23:21] Yo, the G-man things with 17 months, Fiji jeans, thanks for the 8 months, but these genuinely are scary

[00:23:28] There's these are the sharpest I've ever gotten. Look at them

[00:23:33] This one

[00:23:36] They're like little knife sword things

[00:23:40] Yeah, very cool

[00:23:42] Very cool. How are men supposed to use that hack? Okay, you can go get your nails done

[00:23:49] Get the gelax or whatever, don't be a little bitch.

[00:23:52] Cheddar, come sit below.

[00:23:55] Yo, Matoss, thank you for the 37 months.

[00:24:04] He's so orange today.

[00:24:05] Champagne, thank you for the 20 months.

[00:24:07] Look how orange he is today.

[00:24:10] Oh, Cheddar, it's September.

[00:24:13] Can you guys believe it's September? Isn't that crazy?

[00:24:15] Seraphem369 thank you for the sub welcome. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you

[00:24:21] Yeah, it's September already. Isn't that crazy? I can't believe you. It's almost Christmas and it's gonna be 2027

[00:24:28] What the heck? Oh my gosh

[00:24:32] Enjoy the TO. Thank you. I have it in my um

[00:24:37] Little Pikachu mug today

[00:24:39] I also had a matching pipwop one that I got for Bonnie, but I think it's broken unfortunately

[00:24:44] So we don't have that one anymore

[00:24:47] We don't know you know what was it was kind of weird waking up today because usually when I wake up

[00:24:53] Well, I usually for the past month when I wake up. I would like click on sinister to see what she's doing

[00:25:00] She's alive anymore. I was like, oh, I mean, yeah

[00:25:04] It's like this over but like she's not alive anymore. It's just weird. Yeah, I know but that means she's coming home soon

[00:25:11] She's coming home soon. I like texted her after her cell phone and of course and I was like congrats

[00:25:18] She did so amazing and she was like, thank you. I love you. I will be home soon. I was like, oh my gosh

[00:25:23] Yes, wife is coming home and she will make bread

[00:25:28] So good, yeah, Zaza beaters, thank you for the new sub as well, thank you.

[00:25:46] Oh yeah, there's also the sub-tender deals or whatever, like new subs or her cheat bird

[00:25:52] or something.

[00:25:53] I don't know.

[00:25:54] He's a little rat.

[00:25:56] He likes to be smacked, yes, in September, well for September they used to do like, um,

[00:26:05] do you guys remember that year where when people would gift, it would gift like a random

[00:26:09] amount and it could be like a hundred, oh my god that was so cool.

[00:26:14] They must have lost money doing that or something because they never did it again, but it was

[00:26:18] so, it was so cool.

[00:26:19] Bay Joker, thanks for 20 months, yes they're actually sharp, I mean I'm not gonna like

[00:26:24] Scratch myself and start bleeding from the right thing, but like well

[00:26:28] I was like I was trying to open my protein shake this morning, right? And I so I'm like this I stabbed myself

[00:26:34] Like oh my god, you can see it's like puncturing like it's not gonna like break the skin

[00:26:40] But it it's not comfortable so I'd like open it like

[00:26:44] You know yeah

[00:26:46] You know

[00:26:48] Keep still type with those nails. Yeah, I okay, so when I only played a league

[00:26:54] I could not have long nails. I would even like

[00:26:57] Like a fucking animal like bite my shit off if like it was getting too long

[00:27:02] But now I can play whatever. I think I just got used to it over time. Yeah

[00:27:08] Macy, thanks for the 11 months. Hello, and we've chad 71 months. Holy moly

[00:27:14] Holy moly. Thank you. Yo, buka JPG. Thank you for the sub welcome. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you

[00:27:21] Yes, sir. We have seen you drive. You cannot play

[00:27:27] What in GT? I do I drive fine like it doesn't even matter. It's not real life or anything. That's fine

[00:27:34] You know call sign. Thanks for the 43 months. I know holy moly. I still can't believe it's September already

[00:27:41] Oh my god groovy. Thanks for 51 months. Oh, what did I also do yesterday? Um, I

[00:27:47] I just went out to to lunch and then I got my nails done with a 180. Oh, I taught Emily how to play Lee yesterday

[00:27:55] Well, not really. It was like five minutes or something

[00:28:00] but I

[00:28:02] Mean

[00:28:04] She did better than I expected honestly. I think WASD makes it way easier for new people to play

[00:28:10] So I didn't get to watch her whole league sponsored. I watched part of it. It was it wasn't that bad

[00:28:16] I think you're good.

[00:28:18] Yo Landon, thanks for the six months.

[00:28:20] Thank you very much.

[00:28:22] Five minutes?

[00:28:24] Yeah.

[00:28:26] Did you cut and change?

[00:28:28] No, I didn't cut my hair, it's just...

[00:28:30] Emi, have you seen Toro Underscore Chili on Instagram?

[00:28:34] He also has an orange cat on his computer like a drum.

[00:28:38] The difference is, he actually does it on...

[00:28:40] What? I can drum on my rats on rhythm? What do you mean?

[00:28:44] I just normal I'm just doing whatever I can drum on them on rhythm

[00:28:50] What do you mean?

[00:28:52] Watch her xyra game. She had good old. Oh shit

[00:28:57] She pressed R

[00:28:59] Very impressive

[00:29:02] You have no rhythm well, I have a little bit of rhythm you need a little bit of rhythm to be able to play DDR

[00:29:07] I play DDR

[00:29:09] Yeah, it's fine. I don't have a lot of rhythm. I'm like enough me when I lie. What do you mean?

[00:29:16] No problem. Oh, what's from what? How did you guys even know that?

[00:29:21] How'd you guys even know that? Oh my gosh? Oh

[00:29:24] Gosh, I'm gonna try to finish. I think I have probably like 20 hours max left of GTA 5, right?

[00:29:32] I'm gonna try to finish it this week so I can start Onimusha when it comes out

[00:29:36] Yes sir. Yo hybrid Kyle, thanks so much for the sub, thank you. I appreciate it.

[00:29:43] Thank you, thank you, thank you. Welcome back. Have you considered doing a

[00:29:47] sub-a-thon? Uh, no, it's not really my thing. What you guys think I want to

[00:29:54] want to hang out with you guys every day for a whole month? Just kidding. Yeah, it's

[00:29:59] just, this is not really my thing. If people have been asking me that since

[00:30:02] Some so the phones were like really pop. Oh my god. Yo kuma Kirby. Thank you for the time

[00:30:07] Thanks kuma Kirby. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I feel hurt jeans. I'm joking

[00:30:15] Yeah, I don't know. I just kind of like you know, I don't know also like um

[00:30:24] How do I explain this okay, so like a lot of people do some of the lines

[00:30:29] it's like because uh, they're trying to like hit like a

[00:30:32] like a really cool high goal or whatever.

[00:30:35] I don't really have those kinds of goals for myself.

[00:30:38] If that makes sense.

[00:30:39] I have other kinds of goals.

[00:30:41] So, yes.

[00:30:45] Yes.

[00:30:47] Okay, and I don't think most subathons

[00:30:50] are really for money, but I do know some people,

[00:30:53] not Senna, who told me they were like,

[00:30:56] yeah, I'm doing a subathon because I need money.

[00:30:59] I'm like, well, okay, sure.

[00:31:01] But uh

[00:31:02] Yeah, I mean sinna's definitely not because she she put she invested so much money into doing her sub-a-thon

[00:31:09] Like that was not cheap what she did like some people just sit at their computer and basically don't do it. Holy shit

[00:31:16] Tell me I think you for the 50. Oh my gosh. Thank you. Oh my god. What the heck? Thank you. Don't you? That's so nice

[00:31:22] Oh my god. Thank you

[00:31:24] Thank you, but I was saying sinna invested a lot of money into doing cool things for her sub-a-thon

[00:31:30] So like, she did make money, yes, but she like also put a lot of it back into like doing cool stuff for her chat.

[00:31:35] Some people just sit at their computer, which, I'm not hating on that, that's fine too, but you know, you know, there's like different kinds of stuff at times.

[00:31:43] So, oh thank you Dallamere! Oh, wait, thank you, I reached it.

[00:31:48] Thank you for the 50 and thank you for the bits.

[00:31:50] Thank you, that's very kind, and thank you for watching the streams.

[00:31:54] Smoke stat lightning, thank you for the 14 months.

[00:31:58] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[00:32:00] Jack, thank you for the eight months.

[00:32:02] But yeah.

[00:32:06] Yes, sir. You're the desktop monster.

[00:32:08] Dude, I go outside sometimes.

[00:32:10] I don't only do desktop,

[00:32:12] but I feel like, um...

[00:32:14] I don't know.

[00:32:16] Like, most of the streamers that I look up to,

[00:32:18] instead of their computer,

[00:32:20] I go every day.

[00:32:22] Like, oh, okay, the streamers that I look up to,

[00:32:24] and you know what's crazy?

[00:32:26] They're all dads so like oh my god like I'm never gonna be able to be a dad

[00:32:31] But um, so like I look up to like like a Northern Lion Quinn Lyric

[00:32:37] Tyler one

[00:32:39] There's some other people too. I can't really think of them on top of my head

[00:32:41] But like they're all dads and they all don't go outside

[00:32:44] So yeah massive knowledge. Thank you for the ten months. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you

[00:32:48] Oh, yeah moon moon moon's another one too like there's other streamers that I look up to as like wow

[00:32:54] You know they do cool stuff, but like they're probably like my favorite genre of streamers

[00:32:59] So I definitely go out like ten times more than those people still, but yeah

[00:33:06] You look up to every streamer PPL dude, there's plenty of streamers that are shorter than me. What do you mean?

[00:33:14] Yeah, you see you you you tarot. Thank you for the seven months. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you name five

[00:33:21] Um, okay, Ray sin is a little shorter than me

[00:33:31] Okay, there's some people that I think are short a lady is shorter than me

[00:33:35] There's okay. There's some girls like I think they're shorter than me, but I'm not like a hundred percent sure like I don't remember I

[00:33:41] Think Ari is shorter than me

[00:33:45] Oh

[00:33:46] Yeah, I think mine is like an inch shorter than me

[00:33:48] Or like we're like basically the same height. I think me and Bonnie are the same height yo goose T10

[00:33:54] Thank you for the tier two. I

[00:33:57] Saw twitch made it so tier twos can send gifts now as well

[00:34:01] Dude, but I was like why I okay? I never see gifts in any chat, but it might just be because I use chatter

[00:34:07] You know, I think chatter doesn't let you see them. I don't know that shit is awful

[00:34:11] Really, I kind of like them, but I think that there's something okay, so I

[00:34:15] I love when there's like a bunch of shit going on in in chat like a thousand emotes

[00:34:22] Everyone has different badges. Everyone has different name colors. People have different name paints from 7 TV and stuff

[00:34:28] I love that shit. Local O thank you for the five gifted. Thank you. Oh, thank you. Happy September and

[00:34:35] Stephanie thanks for the 14 months

[00:34:37] That's why like I love

[00:34:39] okay, so

[00:34:41] The some Sunday badges that I've been doing they're also selfishly for me because I love what I look at chat

[00:34:48] It's like a thousand fucking colors and like it's kind of been working. I mean right now

[00:34:53] It's mostly green because last week was the green badge, but like there's a bunch of colors and I love it

[00:34:59] I think it's great. Yeah, thank you so phony for the 14 months

[00:35:04] Yeah, CB 10 thank you for the three. Thank you. Oh

[00:35:08] My gosh, it's it's amazing

[00:35:11] amazing well next this coming Sunday is not gonna add to the colors cuz I'm

[00:35:17] Haley made a boba despair and that one is very good it's like the most detailed

[00:35:23] once she's done thank you for the three years thank you welcome back arrow thank

[00:35:30] you thank you right up it's the first of them one oh my gosh and next month is

[00:35:37] October, which means all those horror games are gonna come out and people are gonna try

[00:35:42] to harass me into playing them.

[00:35:43] Well, the new Silent Hill game comes out!

[00:35:46] I think like the 24th or something?

[00:35:50] Maybe I'll try that one.

[00:35:52] Maybe.

[00:35:53] Yeah, maybe.

[00:35:56] We will see.

[00:35:59] We will see.

[00:36:00] I made a list in my notebook of the new releases coming out for the year.

[00:36:04] like almost nothing in November because of GTA 6. All of the game developers are scared, so

[00:36:11] it's me, Ventus, thank you for the 15 months. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you,

[00:36:17] thank you, thank you. Have you tried it? I played Silent Hill F when it came out and like I thought

[00:36:24] it was good but it wasn't like amazing where I wanted it to keep playing. You know what I mean?

[00:36:28] Oh wait, Zelda's in November? Wait, really? When I was looking stuff up it did not show up for me

[00:36:34] for that okay but I saw um there's I haven't heard any announcements about this

[00:36:40] there's a noon and like uh there's a switch sports resort coming out it might

[00:36:46] be terrible but I was like oh I wonder if I can find you man so thank you for

[00:36:52] the gifted thank you and a booed thank you for the sub welcome oh shit rare

[00:36:58] treasure tree wait actually it's kind of risk I haven't gone to treasure train a

[00:37:03] while they heard me calling out the conspiracy that I get a treasure train

[00:37:08] every day and they they took it away for like two weeks to make it rarer again.

[00:37:14] A rare treasure train! It's so rare, yeah actually rare! Is Mott's on your PC tower?

[00:37:22] no she's um I can actually show you hold on oh my gosh oh wait wait I guys I

[00:37:35] have an amazing shot hold on hold on hold on

[00:37:40] tada yo holy shit kuma curvy thank you for the 20 what the frick kuma curvy

[00:37:47] Thank you for the 20! Primey 29 months! Chaos, thank you for the 20! Oh my gosh, and Jay, 45, thank you for the gift!

[00:37:54] Thank you Chaos, like, KU, McCurby, for the 20! Oh, look how, look how cute Mots is!

[00:38:02] Isn't she beautiful? So adorable! She's sleeping on them!

[00:38:08] Oh my gosh, she made it so dirty. The Miku head. As you can see, isn't she so cute.

[00:38:17] Oh my god! We shout louder! Thank you for the- oh, what the frick!

[00:38:21] Guys, we shout louder! Thank you for the gifted! Oh, thank you for the 25!

[00:38:26] Thank you! And itachi, thank you for the 20! Holy shit!

[00:38:30] First treasure train of the month, can you believe it? Oh, she turned around.

[00:38:35] can't okay well what's the bun doing while they're all hiding I can't believe

[00:38:40] this now where's chatter chatter oh my god okay well I'm on over the five thanks

[00:38:56] I'm on okay no more rat cam that's enough of that thank you I'm on oh and

[00:39:02] Poppy Woppy, thanks for subbing. Azur, thank you for the gifted.

[00:39:07] Mistachetta, thank you for the foremost. Yes, okay, so my plan is

[00:39:13] try to finish GTA in the next three days. I'm not gonna rush it though, so if I don't finish it,

[00:39:18] it's like whatever. But once I'm done with GTA, I want to start Onimusha and hopefully it's really,

[00:39:23] really good because I like the demo, so I'm hoping it's good. Raythert, oh my gosh, Ray30,

[00:39:29] Thank you for the 5, Shai Tom, thank you for the 20, Princess Peach, thank you for the 5, oh my god

[00:39:33] Princess Peach, thank you for the 5, Shadow Rain, thank you for the 10, oh my goodness thank you

[00:39:38] Oh shit, it's Mr. Cheddar, Mr. Cheddar, thank you Ray30, thank you Shai Tom, thank you Princess Peach,

[00:39:44] thank you Shadow Rain, holy treasure train, okay I found Cheddar by the way

[00:39:49] Do you guys want to see him? Here you go, dude I love these cameras

[00:39:55] Because they're so fun to meet with, I can't make them even go, holy shit, great, I'll

[00:40:00] go and thank you for the tauntie, thank you, and Roland, thank you.

[00:40:06] Chedda, Chedda, go into camera range.

[00:40:14] Oh my god, my carpet is so disgusting.

[00:40:18] Okay, I don't, Chedder.

[00:40:21] Errrm, hold on.

[00:40:26] There we go.

[00:40:29] Okay, it's not- I'm not gonna be able to get into show cheddar.

[00:40:32] Frick!

[00:40:35] Frick!

[00:40:36] I fucked up.

[00:40:37] Oh my goodness!

[00:40:38] Thank you, Grandma, thank you, Roland, and thank you, Kurt!

[00:40:41] Two-one-three for the five.

[00:40:43] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[00:40:46] Trust me, mine is worse.

[00:40:48] Okay, so I've never actually shown you guys the carpet under my desk have I

[00:40:55] Meowie, thank you for the bits. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I

[00:40:59] can

[00:41:00] know

[00:41:03] It's it's very stained

[00:41:06] from a

[00:41:09] Yeah, no, why oh, I don't know you guys don't need to see it. It's okay

[00:41:14] Okay, you guys don't need to see it, it's fine, you don't need to see it, yeah, it's

[00:41:23] like shoes, spilled food, makeup, when I had people over for cosplays and stuff, yeah.

[00:41:34] Yo white rabbit, thank you for the five, holy shits, thank you, crazy treasure train, thank

[00:41:40] you, let's see it.

[00:41:42] No, I don't think I'm going to show it, actually.

[00:41:49] It's not that interesting, so I'm not going to show it.

[00:41:54] No, you guys don't need to see that.

[00:41:59] Yes, no one needs to see that.

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[00:50:42] for $10 all of this I'm blocking the fries like that's a lot

[00:51:08] Oh my god. Yeah. Yes. All the meat. Oh my goodness. USA garlic fries with standard fries in a beer. 40 fucking dollars! What is this country?

[00:51:26] Loaded chips. $6.70. Dude. This is a scam. What?

[00:51:32] Let this... $40?

[00:51:36] How did this even happen?

[00:51:40] It's crazy!

[00:51:44] Thank you for the 5! Thank you!

[00:51:48] Thank you for the big 5 gifted.

[00:51:52] Big, big, big, big 5 gifted. Big 5 gifted.

[00:51:56] One more and I can get a perfect score.

[00:52:00] Fortas de Arachada, I probably said that wrong, I'm so sorry.

[00:52:05] Steak sandwich.

[00:52:06] It's got some pico on it, looks pretty nice.

[00:52:10] And then double cheese, $20 for this!

[00:52:13] I don't understand!

[00:52:16] Like, okay, I know it's stadium food, so it's like they're gonna make it more expensive,

[00:52:21] but people are actually buying it, that's so crazy!

[00:52:25] 10 out of 10!

[00:52:27] Oh my god!

[00:52:29] Peerless Granner, can you believe it? Oh my gosh, Allie! Thank you for the 10!

[00:52:35] Thanks, Allie! Thank you very much!

[00:52:39] Thank you, thank you, thank you! Our great, crazy treasure train, the big, large 10!

[00:52:47] Yo, Itachi, thank you for the 10! Holy moly! Holy moly!

[00:52:53] Thank you, Itachi, and thank you, Allie!

[00:52:55] Can you try this, Dolly? It's pretty cool, Link.

[00:52:57] Link from L. Rollis Krillion.io. Why is it krill? Is it shrimps? I do love shrimps. I'm just guessing.

[00:53:10] Okay, incoming transmission, the verdict. Two clever stays the vote came in 30. I don't know

[00:53:22] I don't know what this means.

[00:53:24] Krillian, the daily dive.

[00:53:29] Uh, how to play?

[00:53:31] Seven prompts a day.

[00:53:33] Same for everyone.

[00:53:34] 25 seconds to name one thing.

[00:53:36] Rare answers score big, obvious ones float.

[00:53:38] The pick that feels clever, the school thought of it too.

[00:53:42] Every point sinks you 10 meters.

[00:53:44] 700 is the trench.

[00:53:45] One dive per day, no second chances.

[00:53:48] That sounds interesting.

[00:53:49] Face me, localize and hand over mouth emoji.

[00:53:51] Oh my goodness. Holy shit guys.

[00:53:53] Oh!

[00:53:55] Uh, SidTruck, thank you for the 5!

[00:53:58] MrXOXO69, thank you for the 1 year.

[00:54:02] And in Jensen, thank you for the 20!

[00:54:05] Holy shit, the hype train survived again.

[00:54:08] It's level 18 now.

[00:54:10] Holy shit, thank you in Jensen!

[00:54:13] Gigatron to get it. Oh my goodness, thank you.

[00:54:17] I guess I have to raise the sun goal again.

[00:54:20] Thank you guys.

[00:54:21] Okay, so you want to pick rare answers for this.

[00:54:28] Right?

[00:54:29] The Krill?

[00:54:30] Oh.

[00:54:31] Okay.

[00:54:32] Name the country, oh, Shiana?

[00:54:33] I don't know!

[00:54:34] I don't know!

[00:54:35] Australia?

[00:54:36] New Zealand?

[00:54:37] Oh, I don't know!

[00:54:38] I don't know!

[00:54:39] I don't know!

[00:54:40] Australia?

[00:54:41] Uh, New Zealand?

[00:54:50] 10 points. I mean, that's an obvious one. I didn't know what else to put that was like, dude, I don't fucking know!

[00:54:57] But the heck is Oceana? That's where like, uh...

[00:55:01] It's like the Australia area, right?

[00:55:05] I mean, playing a knowledge game? No, don't make fun of me.

[00:55:10] Okay, wait, I'm gonna look this up.

[00:55:12] Uh, Oceania countries.

[00:55:16] Wait, Australia is one!

[00:55:19] Okay, but that would have been too obvious, I think.

[00:55:21] Macy, thank you for the five! Another five.

[00:55:24] Thank you, Macy, thank you so much.

[00:55:26] Fiji, Kiribati, the Marshall Islands, Micronesia.

[00:55:32] Um, Nyar, I haven't even heard of some of these.

[00:55:35] Papa, New Guinea, Samoa, Salmon Islands, Tavula.

[00:55:39] Okay, I roll the five, holy shit.

[00:55:46] Now his name starts to be Breed's count two.

[00:55:52] Bird,

[00:55:57] Blue J.

[00:56:00] Oh wait, that wasn't that bad.

[00:56:02] 30 points.

[00:56:03] Okay, that wasn't that bad, I guess.

[00:56:06] That's better than what I expected.

[00:56:08] Name a deep fried food.

[00:56:11] Um, um, oh, Rocky Mountain Oysters!

[00:56:17] Oh my god, that was a rare one!

[00:56:20] I thought of it because we were talking about oysters in an online chat today!

[00:56:23] That was a disgusting, terrible,

[00:56:26] true obscurity. Oh my god, that was pretty good, right?

[00:56:30] That was pretty good, that was rare.

[00:56:36] Cheat- dude how is it cheating if I remembered from earlier?

[00:56:39] I feel like I googled it or something. It's- what is cheating to have a memory? Excuse me?

[00:56:45] Look at the shrimp, he goes blub.

[00:56:48] Please spank- I fucking love shrimp.

[00:56:51] Name a Transformers character. A bumblebee Optimus Prime!

[00:56:59] Megatron!

[00:57:01] Oh my god, I don't know any rare ones. I- I'm not big in the franchise. Oh my god us.

[00:57:06] Oh my god, no, that was too- that was like probably what everyone says.

[00:57:09] Oh wait, Starscream!

[00:57:11] Oh wait, I know Starscream, I know.

[00:57:14] I should have thought about it longer.

[00:57:15] I should- I should wait out the timer.

[00:57:17] May I remember the Beatles?

[00:57:20] John Lennon?

[00:57:27] Oh, why is it- who would the rare one be?

[00:57:31] I don't know their names!

[00:57:33] I don't know any of the other ones off the top of my head. That's the obvious one for sure

[00:57:39] We're the other ones Ringo. I went up the other that one George

[00:57:46] Rowland, thank you for the five. Thank you Rowland

[00:57:50] Thank you, Paul McCartney wait Paul McCartney was in the George Harrison

[00:57:56] Yoko Ono honestly, I wonder if it would have taken Yoko Ono because I did think of her

[00:58:01] But I feel like it wouldn't have taken it. She's not a member. She's just like his girlfriend or whatever, right?

[00:58:09] I thought of it. There's yeah, there's no way. I don't think so.

[00:58:14] Where's Russell here?

[00:58:17] I don't see him.

[00:58:19] I didn't know that- I don't know. Wait Russell! Russell, did you already pick a duo for the JC Tournament?

[00:58:25] I don't know who to ask. I was like, oh fuck no, I was gonna wanna be in my duo.

[00:58:29] wonky thanks for the 58 months name a country that has territories or dependencies

[00:58:41] the bahamas is that i guess not a country the usa has territories right

[00:58:48] does rush shot i don't know the usa is probably the obvious one oh my god no

[00:58:54] No.

[00:58:57] Okay.

[00:58:58] France?

[00:58:59] I wonder what the rare one would have been.

[00:59:00] Puerto Rico, Guam, the Virgin Islands, the Marianas, American Samoa.

[00:59:05] Where else has territories?

[00:59:08] France?

[00:59:09] Denmark?

[00:59:10] What?

[00:59:11] How'd you follow up?

[00:59:12] I don't know!

[00:59:13] Dude, geography is my worst, my worst thing!

[00:59:16] Did you guys know this?

[00:59:18] France has a lot.

[00:59:20] Where?

[00:59:21] Collect them? China?

[00:59:25] Oh yeah, I guess China does, huh?

[00:59:28] Yeah... fuck.

[00:59:31] Name an American airline.

[00:59:33] Okay, there's Delta, Southwest, American...

[00:59:38] Um, what's a rare one?

[00:59:40] I mean, Southwest?

[00:59:42] Virgin Airlines?

[00:59:44] Past or present? Oh, past would be good.

[00:59:46] What's the one that closed down?

[00:59:49] Um...

[00:59:49] Uh, virgin might be kind of rare.

[00:59:54] Uh, I'm gonna say virgin.

[00:59:58] OH!

[00:59:59] Wait, that's pretty-

[01:00:19] you

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[01:02:49] you

[01:03:19] you

[01:03:49] you

[01:04:19] you

[01:04:49] you

[01:05:19] you

[01:05:49] you

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[01:08:49] I'm going to say 68.

[01:09:13] Wow, 145 is a lot.

[01:09:16] Damn.

[01:09:18] fuck. Top 74% it's not amazing it's above mid I suppose. Okay we'll do um

[01:09:34] Bandle today? Oh god I'm so bad at Bandle. Oh my god I'm so bad at Bandle. Okay.

[01:09:45] I genuinely didn't know the last Bandle song though.

[01:10:11] I dunno.

[01:10:15] I don't know.

[01:10:25] This is partism. Most people get it by the second one.

[01:10:52] I'm so fucking bad at Bandle.

[01:11:08] You know, shy shoes, thank you for the 17 months.

[01:11:11] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[01:11:13] I need more.

[01:11:22] I genuinely have no fucking clue.

[01:11:45] Is this a song that I would know?

[01:11:47] I feel like it has, if it's more milk.

[01:11:51] Dude, I'm sorry.

[01:11:53] I can't do better.

[01:12:17] you

[01:12:47] you

[01:13:17] you

[01:13:47] you

[01:14:17] you

[01:14:47] I'm good. Words and language. Oh, this is interesting. I didn't like this game. The

[01:15:07] notebook. Name a synonym of annoying, irritating, bothersome,

[01:15:14] irksome. That one was rare! That was a rare one! Why are you typing my name?

[01:15:30] Amaro for annoying excuse me. Where's the rhyme with you people?

[01:15:37] Name an English word containing off, cough, trow, bow, bro.

[01:15:50] Is that even a word?

[01:15:54] Um, um, try to think of like a, a rare one.

[01:16:03] Oh!

[01:16:04] Oh!

[01:16:05] I had to go for an easy one, I, I, okay.

[01:16:10] That was not a word.

[01:16:11] Yeah, that was an easy one.

[01:16:13] Fuck!

[01:16:15] That is a word?

[01:16:18] Wait, you're right, it is a word.

[01:16:23] Wait, I got fucking grieved.

[01:16:26] Wait, if they don't even have it in their archive,

[01:16:31] then it should be like a giga-rare word, right?

[01:16:33] I got fucking robbed.

[01:16:35] You misspelled it.

[01:16:41] Did I?

[01:16:43] Oh, I added another you.

[01:16:45] You're right.

[01:16:46] Fuck, OK, well, I grieved myself then.

[01:16:49] Name a filler word people say while thinking like,

[01:16:52] like erm, erm, erm, erm, like, erm, erm, erm, erm.

[01:17:10] Filler words? I'm curious, they're a list of that. Rare.

[01:17:15] Urm was rare.

[01:17:17] Genuinely uncommon nice poll. What's a common one besides um?

[01:17:22] Well, okay. Well sure. What are other filler words? I don't even know. Hmm like okay like hmm so

[01:17:36] Okay, then I'm surprised urm is rare name an idiom of or saying that mentions food

[01:17:45] What? An apple a day. That's how the cookie crumbles. What? What? An idiom?

[01:18:06] Lost for words.

[01:18:11] Did I have to like type it all out or was it just supposed to be one word?

[01:18:19] Name an English word containing anti.

[01:18:24] Okay, um, anti-posty, uh, panting, chanting, I don't know, okay, that was, maybe I should

[01:18:48] stuff my other one name in English we're containing it ending in ism autism

[01:18:54] baptism, magnetism, narcissism, schism, common fuck.

[01:19:24] part of a newspaper, the obituary, the comics, advertisements, the seeking, it's probably

[01:19:40] common, right? Fuck, I haven't looked at a newspaper in forever.

[01:19:43] Okay, that was my first blue one ever.

[01:19:53] Okay, what was like, okay, I want to see for the food one.

[01:19:59] A curate's egg.

[01:20:02] Bread and circuses.

[01:20:04] A dog's breakfast.

[01:20:06] Honey trap.

[01:20:08] A sour as vinegar.

[01:20:10] A cheese it.

[01:20:12] cheese it what cheese off crying in your beer cut the cheese don't doesn't know

[01:20:21] beans about it what eat their feeling your oats food coma oh that's a good one

[01:20:29] get the bread in the soup hard but what life isn't all beer and skittles like

[01:20:38] chocolate cheese what are some of these I've never heard I've never heard of

[01:20:43] some of these what milk toast I've heard that one she'll be apples shut your

[01:20:53] cake hole teach your grandmother to suck eggs who is saying this shit the milk of

[01:21:06] human kindness. Hello? Well butter my biscuit. You can't unscramble an egg. You

[01:21:15] don't want to know the sausage gets made. Okay, I've heard how the sausage gets

[01:21:19] made, but this is like a very specific thing to type. A baker's dozen. I'm

[01:21:24] surprised that's a rare one. Big fish with small pommel, so surprised that's rare.

[01:21:28] Oh, these are more common than these ones up here. A good egg, a knuckle sandwich,

[01:21:34] Banana Republic. Beer before liquor.

[01:21:40] Wow, okay, there's a lot of these.

[01:21:46] Okay, what's the rarest, um, let me go to the one that I fucked up on.

[01:21:51] The rarest form of irks of annoying. Plaguy.

[01:21:57] What?

[01:22:01] You guys are so plagueye.

[01:22:06] Hi, Emmy.

[01:22:09] Yo, fucking go, thank you for the ten months. Thank you. And Luke, thank you for the four dollars.

[01:22:14] Oh, thanks, fucking go. Thank you. And thank you, Luke.

[01:22:17] Also, so, plaguey is an informal older word that means annoying. Troublesome are excessively intense.

[01:22:23] Plaguey.

[01:22:25] Plaguey. You guys are so plaguey.

[01:22:27] you fucking plaguey pieces of shit plaguey okay the rarest English word

[01:22:37] containing oh a bow pot or he oh what okay the rarest filler word what not

[01:22:49] Okay, mm-hmm. Okay, what not? Sure.

[01:22:56] In English, we're containing anti, substantialism and tanti.

[01:23:03] Ending in ism, sublapsarianism.

[01:23:09] What even a reformed theological concept defining the logical order of God's eternal decrees?

[01:23:20] God's decree to create humans permit the fall, provide a universal remedy for sin, and then elect specific individuals to receive that salvation.

[01:23:29] Okay, tychism.

[01:23:35] The philosophical theory is saying that absolute chance and indeterminism are real objective

[01:23:40] factors operating within the universe.

[01:23:43] Yeah, I've never heard about that.

[01:23:47] The ear.

[01:23:48] The part of the ear, hello?

[01:23:53] Like the ear, like you fold the corner, is that what that means?

[01:23:58] Ear of the newspaper.

[01:24:03] A small box looking in the upper corner of the front page on either side of the newspaper's name.

[01:24:07] So I guess it's this.

[01:24:11] Huh. There's also the nut graph.

[01:24:15] Hmm.

[01:24:19] Interesting.

[01:24:23] Very interesting. Oh, there's another one.

[01:24:27] Name a synonym of difficult. Um, complicated.

[01:24:31] Um, um, perplexing.

[01:24:43] Oh God.

[01:24:44] Um, challenging.

[01:24:47] That's too, that's too common.

[01:24:51] Whatever dude.

[01:24:52] I sit in a mysterious, strange, odd, elusive...

[01:25:06] Hmm.

[01:25:16] What?

[01:25:20] What?

[01:25:28] Ellis.

[01:25:33] For hanging edge?

[01:25:36] Yo, Tarkovan, they show 38 months.

[01:25:39] Man, I love this stream memory.

[01:25:42] Thank you.

[01:25:46] Um...

[01:25:58] Bro, my brain stopped working.

[01:26:02] I was trying to think of something better than like a fucking five letter word, so I answered them in a united, divided, um, scattered, fractured.

[01:26:19] I GOT A RARE!

[01:26:21] It's better than I would have expected, for fractured.

[01:26:26] I think it's recontaining itch, bitch.

[01:26:29] Um, witchcraft, um, man, I got a blue, whatever, send it a lazy bum, worthless, I'm just kidding,

[01:26:58] Um, leisurely?

[01:27:03] Stop typing my name! Hello?

[01:27:06] Okay, I got another rare.

[01:27:09] Holy moly.

[01:27:11] Bunch of fucking haters.

[01:27:14] Okay, I am kinda lazy, though.

[01:27:18] In English we're containing deej, oldj.

[01:27:21] Oldj.

[01:27:23] Saj.

[01:27:25] Um, there's just bridge.

[01:27:32] So there's definitely better stuff than this.

[01:27:39] That's going to be a common for sure.

[01:27:46] Okay, I just want to see the rarest ones.

[01:27:52] Chat, a sentiment of difficult, effortful,

[01:27:59] effortful, really?

[01:28:02] OK.

[01:28:03] A sentiment of mysterious, orphic, arcane, impenetrable,

[01:28:08] mystifying, OK.

[01:28:12] Cratch, latch it, for an English word containing

[01:28:16] hatch. And Antimove United. Balconized? Bifurcated. Disjointed. Strange. Oh, Strange is a good

[01:28:25] one. Ningshore Gantating Itch. Fitches. Kitchenette. Okay, that's a good one. Scent of them of

[01:28:34] lazy oh what what is this oh toys odios odios an adjective that means serving no

[01:28:46] purpose or being lazy and idle odios odios m e o's shut up

[01:28:54] um an English word containing DGE fadge fadge is a word

[01:29:04] Really?

[01:29:10] It's a round thick loaf of bread, potato cake.

[01:29:17] I love bread.

[01:29:20] Fadge traditional Irish potato bread, where I would eat that.

[01:29:24] That looks delicious.

[01:29:26] Wow, it was very scrumptious looking.

[01:29:30] It almost has the same like.

[01:29:32] like it looks like Asian pancake.

[01:29:36] Malaysian pancake, which is delicious.

[01:29:40] Wow. I mean, it looks pretty good. I would eat that.

[01:29:45] Yeah, I think that looks nice. I would eat that for sure.

[01:29:48] Yo, boom, man, cat.

[01:29:53] Happy September, Emmy. Hope for some fun streams in the future.

[01:29:57] Thank you. Yes, today is definitely not a fun stream.

[01:30:01] especially considering all the hate I've been getting in chat for being lazy.

[01:30:07] And what was the other one? Annoying. Whatever it was.

[01:30:31] Okay, stop listening and stop dancing.

[01:30:52] This is getting serious now.

[01:30:53] Yo, R-oook, thank you for the five.

[01:30:57] Thank you.

[01:30:58] Thanks, R-oook.

[01:30:59] Thank you.

[01:31:00] I appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Watch this.

[01:31:07] McDonald's had the quarter pounder, so A&W launched the third pounder. It was bigger,

[01:31:14] but it cost the same, and they thought customers would obviously choose it, but they did not.

[01:31:20] And when they interviewed them and asked them why, they said since four was bigger than three,

[01:31:26] The Quarter Pounder was obviously better.

[01:31:29] And the customers were just bad at math, resulting in a cancellation of the third pounder.

[01:31:35] Nick Donald's hand the cro-

[01:31:38] Ronald wins again.

[01:31:39] Wait, that's actually funny.

[01:31:41] Emeril, excuse me, I knew that a third of a pound is bigger than a quarter pound.

[01:31:47] Excuse you, new trailer.

[01:31:49] This is how you stand it?

[01:31:51] That's the last two days.

[01:31:52] Last two days.

[01:31:53] This is your own channel, man.

[01:31:55] I don't know what this is.

[01:31:57] No, it wasn't you, Timmy. Try again.

[01:32:00] Now, Timmy, you need to work on your study skills.

[01:32:03] Are you mocking me?

[01:32:05] Timmy!

[01:32:07] Uh, Mr. Garrison, haven't you figured it out? Timmy's rec-

[01:32:12] Wait, that was really good!

[01:32:14] Wait, that one was like amazing!

[01:32:16] I don't think Timmy was a famous person who wrote the Declaration of Independence.

[01:32:19] Let's see. Oh, I know. How about the new student, Timmy?

[01:32:23] No, it wasn't you, Timmy. Try again.

[01:32:26] Timmy, did you not do your homework?

[01:32:29] Timmy!

[01:32:31] Obviously, Garrison, haven't you figured it out? Timmy's worth it.

[01:32:34] Don't call people names, Stanley.

[01:32:35] What he is?

[01:32:36] Now, Timmy, you need to work on your study skill.

[01:32:38] Yeah!

[01:32:39] Are you mocking me?

[01:32:41] Because if you are, I have no problem sending your butt to the principal's arm.

[01:32:44] Oh, lip-a-lop, lip-a-lop, Timmy.

[01:32:45] Oh, get that?

[01:32:46] That's pretty good. That's a pretty good job.

[01:32:49] Not bad. Not bad. Pretty good voiceover. Not bad at all, I would say. Not bad.

[01:32:59] I can't stop drinking oil. I can't stop drinking oil. I just can't stop. I can't stop drinking crude oil.

[01:33:10] You know the black stuff that comes in barrels? I can't stop drinking it. I just can't.

[01:33:15] It's tantalizing. It's addicting. It is a delicacy.

[01:33:20] What is he doing?

[01:33:26] I mean, uh...

[01:33:27] I love it. I can't stop drinking oil, crude oil.

[01:33:31] I can't stop guzzling it, gulping it down.

[01:33:35] I can't stop drinking crude oil.

[01:33:38] Is he for me?

[01:33:40] This is way less embarrassing than the fake-dubbed anime one.

[01:33:47] This one is like, I see what they were going for with this one.

[01:33:51] The fake-dubbed anime one is so much more shameful to have completed the entire dub of

[01:33:56] 100% this week.

[01:34:01] Really?

[01:34:02] Yeah, like by a mile, man, by like at least a factor of 10.

[01:34:09] I feel like I haven't seen any bad clips of this game.

[01:34:13] I don't know if I'm going to play it though.

[01:34:17] We will see.

[01:34:18] OK, time for Mr. Daily.

[01:34:21] Just one or two.

[01:34:23] I still have a lot to catch up on.

[01:34:24] I didn't watch any for a while when I was traveling and shit.

[01:34:30] It was very busy.

[01:34:32] Very busy.

[01:34:33] You can do us a bit, or not?

[01:34:34] I guess it's planned backfired.

[01:34:36] Oh my god, what's that script on?

[01:34:41] WAAAHHH!

[01:34:46] What is soup?

[01:34:47] It's soup!

[01:34:52] They destroyed his soup? How could they?

[01:34:55] Oh my god.

[01:34:57] This game was gonna miss his bus, so the cyclist decided to help him out.

[01:35:01] How dare they destroy a man's soup?

[01:35:04] awesome

[01:35:06] hold on we catch him

[01:35:12] there you go boss

[01:35:14] thank you

[01:35:16] alright take care man

[01:35:26] oh my god

[01:35:28] there's so many huts

[01:35:30] oh my gosh

[01:35:32] Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!

[01:35:34] Oh my god! Oh my god!

[01:35:36] What's up, everybody? This is Armando.

[01:35:38] We're trying out this new glue for this PVC pipe.

[01:35:40] So let's see if this works out.

[01:35:42] You had a recorder for support?

[01:35:44] Yeah, I'll be right here. Just crank it up slowly.

[01:35:46] Okay, let's go.

[01:35:48] Okay, let's go.

[01:35:56] Please poke me. I'm not fellas.

[01:36:02] Instant karma

[01:36:08] To you

[01:36:12] Oh shit

[01:36:14] This might be the chillest car crash ever

[01:36:32] Hey, everything's fine!

[01:36:35] The last few weeks I've been working on getting something and it just came in today.

[01:36:49] Look at that face! Look at that f***ing up toe!

[01:36:54] How'd you get this?

[01:36:55] His bag of chips infected during this flight.

[01:36:57] Oh my god, that looks-

[01:37:01] Oh! No! It's a fucking tragedy!

[01:37:04] I cannot make this up.

[01:37:05] Hiya, Mihai.

[01:37:06] I'm Trashin.

[01:37:07] Oh, Lake Garayota! Thanks for seven months.

[01:37:09] I was away all day.

[01:37:11] The fridge was empty. Look what I just found!

[01:37:14] Look! My god!

[01:37:16] I got a nickel!

[01:37:18] And I got this!

[01:37:20] Oh my god!

[01:37:21] Oh!

[01:37:22] This woman was filming a video.

[01:37:24] The birdie struck gifts.

[01:37:26] Grizzly Bear appeared at the door.

[01:37:28] Wait, don't make noises outside. I don't want to scare the neighbors.

[01:37:41] I mean, it was very realistic.

[01:37:43] Acting.

[01:37:44] Somebody's having an accident in Myers.

[01:37:50] One in the world.

[01:37:56] This dog comes out to meet him every time he makes a delivery.

[01:38:07] Ew.

[01:38:08] Oh.

[01:38:09] Dude, I gotta go.

[01:38:10] Pet him!

[01:38:11] Pet him, bro!

[01:38:12] Pet him!

[01:38:13] I'm just kidding.

[01:38:14] Fast.

[01:38:15] He didn't even pet him!

[01:38:16] Oh, he didn't even pet him!

[01:38:17] He didn't even pet him!

[01:38:18] He didn't even pet him!

[01:38:19] He didn't even pet him!

[01:38:20] He didn't even pet him!

[01:38:21] He didn't even pet him!

[01:38:22] He didn't even pet him!

[01:38:23] Oh, he even pet him!

[01:38:30] He's cute.

[01:38:32] This intimate seaside wedding had a couple of unexpected spectators.

[01:38:43] Oh wow, it's a lot of people.

[01:38:53] This is Lake McDowell in Western Australia.

[01:39:00] The lake's pink coloring is a result of a salt-loving algae which secrete red pigment

[01:39:05] turning the water pink.

[01:39:07] Can you swim in the pink water?

[01:39:09] Wait guys!

[01:39:10] I need to go to a pink beach someday before I die.

[01:39:15] That looks so cool.

[01:39:17] Oh, there it goes.

[01:39:18] I guess this guy was feeling thirsty.

[01:39:21] Oh my god.

[01:39:22] Move.

[01:39:23] It's not yours.

[01:39:27] He wants it, though.

[01:39:33] Oh, damn.

[01:39:34] I'm gonna have to get my car serviced here.

[01:39:38] The sus service.

[01:39:39] He's a little sus.

[01:39:40] This wheat field looks like a whirlpool because as rising air goes up, it pulls in warm air

[01:39:44] from the surrounding area.

[01:39:46] As air doesn't go in straight lines, it interacts with the other molecules around it, finding

[01:39:50] finding the path of least resistance resulting in the smooth spiral formation.

[01:39:54] That's awesome.

[01:40:03] I mean, I guess it's good he tested it in the store that night.

[01:40:10] Scientists estimate that there are only around 10 white orcas left in the world.

[01:40:15] Only 10?

[01:40:20] At least he has friends!

[01:40:26] Alright, well, nice meeting you. I'm Jeremy.

[01:40:30] Hey, you too. I'm Jeremy.

[01:40:32] What?!

[01:40:34] Hey, my name's Jeremy, yep. For real.

[01:40:36] Sam, you too.

[01:40:38] That's awesome.

[01:40:40] This town in Colorado has a festival every August to honor the city's mining history.

[01:40:44] One of the main staples of the event is the burrow race where the runner and their donkey

[01:40:48] have to traverse a 21-mile long course before returning to the town.

[01:40:52] Three, two, one!

[01:40:55] Get all that ass!

[01:40:58] Amazing.

[01:41:01] So many donkeys!

[01:41:12] Whoa!

[01:41:13] One of my subscribers sent in this video of what their cherry trees looked like after they'd watered them to protect them from the cold.

[01:41:19] The ice actually preserves the blossoms preventing them from getting damage from even colder weather.

[01:41:24] He sure does.

[01:41:25] Yeah.

[01:41:29] Did he- oh my god, dude!

[01:41:31] Look at this, look at this bottom.

[01:41:33] Look at you! I'm actually like, illuminated! Look at that!

[01:41:36] I'm just going for a random walk and I felt like I was being watched.

[01:41:40] And look at this-

[01:41:43] Spider-Man!

[01:41:45] Spider-Man!

[01:41:47] Spider-Man!

[01:41:49] Spider-Man!

[01:41:55] That thing is stuck on tight.

[01:42:13] I guess this is an emergency beer helicopter.

[01:42:16] All those are cans! Holy shit!

[01:42:19] All those are cans at first!

[01:42:21] Damn! That's a lot! Jesus!

[01:42:26] Wow.

[01:42:40] Wow.

[01:42:43] Imagine the pressure of being the one person to fuck it all up.

[01:42:50] He's hurt.

[01:42:54] Or Susan.

[01:42:57] Let's Susan in.

[01:42:59] Look at that.

[01:43:03] And then, isn't it a miracle?

[01:43:06] Look it up!

[01:43:07] She's been cured!

[01:43:09] Which are similar to

[01:43:11] Rather than having different colors, they have different levels of thickness and height

[01:43:33] Here oh bro, he's he's hunting look at those big old eyes

[01:43:39] Oh

[01:43:43] There's only two things in the bathroom that's that is quiet often can you hear it and then this is freaking blow

[01:43:50] I've never seen such an energetic delivery. I hate those

[01:43:54] So much. Yeah. Yeah, I got the piece. Yeah, you fork nachos. Thanks for four months

[01:44:01] 62

[01:44:04] 62

[01:44:09] Is that a cough thing right here?

[01:44:11] Oh, let me talk.

[01:44:13] Hello.

[01:44:15] Hi.

[01:44:17] Oh!

[01:44:19] I have no idea how she managed to get out of this.

[01:44:31] Holy shit, what an outplay.

[01:44:33] Amazing.

[01:44:35] Crazy outplay.

[01:44:37] Oh

[01:44:39] Taddy he's got them all in a chair

[01:44:55] She's fucking scary

[01:44:57] Is that AI? I don't think mr. Daily will put AI on his videos

[01:45:02] I twisted this deck of cards and I noticed when I open it

[01:45:05] Right, right?

[01:45:07] The horse side is a little higher than this side

[01:45:10] So I flipped through the deck

[01:45:18] They made their own...

[01:45:21] Oh god

[01:45:24] Horse cards

[01:45:25] This game must be the mind and day snowing

[01:45:27] They must have lost them

[01:45:32] Oh?

[01:45:40] Scary. I was blocking it. You guys need to see this.

[01:45:51] Right into the monitor. You're Rush Stellar. Thanks for two months.

[01:45:56] These are precision approach path indicators which are located beside an airport's runway

[01:46:02] to help pilots align their plane to allow for a smoother landing.

[01:46:05] So many of y'all don't really know how these things work.

[01:46:10] How does it know how high you are?

[01:46:13] How does it know what color light to show you?

[01:46:16] But here's the thing, it's just two bulbs in two different tubes and you can even see.

[01:46:21] So if we're too low, we start seeing into that red tube.

[01:46:25] And then when we end up too high, we start seeing into the white tube.

[01:46:29] That's really all there is to it.

[01:46:32] And they're set at some slightly different angles

[01:46:34] that you end up seeing the different color lights at different times.

[01:46:38] Kevin, I found your twin.

[01:46:39] Woof.

[01:46:40] Woof.

[01:46:41] Woof.

[01:46:42] Woof.

[01:46:43] Woof.

[01:46:44] Woof.

[01:46:45] Woof.

[01:46:46] Woof.

[01:46:47] Woof.

[01:46:48] Woof.

[01:46:49] Woof.

[01:46:50] Several lava fountains erupted in Hawaii, with many of them reaching around 100 feet high.

[01:46:55] Holy fuck!

[01:47:04] So scary!

[01:47:05] That's so cool!

[01:47:07] Guys, guys, look.

[01:47:09] It's, it's aluminum.

[01:47:11] Um...

[01:47:13] Yeah, plastic and aluminum.

[01:47:15] Um...

[01:47:17] Um...

[01:47:18] I don't think he's quite ready for the masters.

[01:47:28] Oh no!

[01:47:32] Okay guys, we're going to wart.

[01:47:35] Look guys, it's wart.

[01:47:37] I was wanting to go to wart.

[01:47:39] I don't think this is your everyday golf shot.

[01:47:42] Can I go down? Can I go through him? Can I go around him?

[01:47:45] Oh, good, now there's two!

[01:47:49] Maybe you need a coffee.

[01:47:54] Yeah, it's a pretty scary shot.

[01:47:58] DJ, thanks for the two years.

[01:48:11] In the food court with Arby's Burger King and Popeyes,

[01:48:15] I ordered a football meat long subway sandwich today in front of about 12 other people and

[01:48:35] every time I try to say it correctly I said it worse.

[01:48:39] A meat-long football sub.

[01:48:41] Their windscreen wipers were having a serious disagreement with one another.

[01:48:52] Oh, everything's fine now.

[01:48:54] Oh, I killed one of them!

[01:48:58] Wow! That's an ocean!

[01:49:03] Guys, I really wanted to go to the beach this summer, I didn't know.

[01:49:07] This is my dumbest party trick I've never been able to teach anybody else how to do it I

[01:49:15] can't even explain it I just kind of put my lips in and who's fault is that can anybody

[01:49:22] else do that?

[01:49:23] My fault.

[01:49:24] What?

[01:49:25] How?

[01:49:26] I hate magic perks.

[01:49:27] I hate them.

[01:49:28] I hate them so much.

[01:49:29] They pissed me off.

[01:49:30] I hate magic perks. I hate them! I hate them so much! They pissed me off!

[01:49:38] One thing about me? I love a frog. I don't care what size it is, I will stop anywhere anytime, any day.

[01:49:45] To absorb the adorable little green body.

[01:49:47] So cute!

[01:49:48] That is the end of this video. I hope you enjoyed it. And I'll see you guys again very soon.

[01:49:53] Better?

[01:49:54] What a cute video.

[01:49:56] video. So cute. All right. Shall we do a little more rex? Should I play GTF five? What shall

[01:50:08] we do? What shall we do? What do? What do? Okay, man, maybe one more. One more. Just

[01:50:36] Hello everyone, this is your Daily Dose of Internet, the homeowner's association were

[01:50:45] We're trying to charge her $45 because her bush died and turned brown.

[01:50:49] They keep charging me $45 for this bush.

[01:50:55] We're going to fix it today.

[01:50:57] They are paying for the bush being dead?

[01:51:00] Oh, it's genius.

[01:51:02] It looks like it's green.

[01:51:04] Wait, that's genius.

[01:51:06] I think that looks better.

[01:51:07] Let's hope we don't get charged $45 again.

[01:51:12] These guys were exploring the river when they found a friendly crocodile.

[01:51:20] How do they know it's friendly?

[01:51:25] I don't think Spanish history is so interesting.

[01:51:28] One thing that people have realized about visiting Madrid is that everyone always comes to the Royal Palace because of the beautiful sights, but they always forget the most important part about Spanish history.

[01:51:36] Bumblebee.

[01:51:37] I guess we're just trying to catch up to where that...

[01:51:39] Oh, that was one of my guesses for that shrimp game earlier.

[01:51:48] Oh.

[01:51:50] Making biscuits on the dog.

[01:51:54] This Amazon driver delivered the wrong package.

[01:52:02] Oh, no!

[01:52:09] This is an academy where butlers receive their formal training where they must

[01:52:13] I have one of my best friends in high school her mom got hit by an Amazon truck

[01:52:20] and they like that she tried to like get money out of them to pay for her shit and

[01:52:25] they like took her to court or something I was like bro I remember my my friend

[01:52:29] talking about it all the time it was like horrible

[01:52:33] Play tasks like this.

[01:52:35] I'm not kidding, go back to your train.

[01:52:37] Go.

[01:52:38] Go.

[01:52:39] Go.

[01:52:45] Oops.

[01:52:47] Did she win?

[01:52:48] Yeah, she got money.

[01:52:52] But she had to like really fight for it.

[01:52:57] Whoa!

[01:52:58] There was a train headed towards this car that had gotten stuck under the barrier, so

[01:53:03] this guy hopped out of his car to save them.

[01:53:05] Oh my god.

[01:53:07] Oh my god.

[01:53:10] Oh no!

[01:53:12] Oh no!

[01:53:15] That could be very dangerous.

[01:53:20] Oh no! Oh no!

[01:53:26] That could be very dangerous.

[01:53:31] Oh my gosh, she's just walking when nothing happened.

[01:53:34] I think I've seen that clip before.

[01:53:40] Oh yeah? You love your grand-dogs?

[01:53:43] I'm gonna need you to start loving the gas pedal.

[01:53:46] A little too much grass for the left lane, if you ask me.

[01:53:49] Oh my god, oh my god, I guess you could say that's the end of the road.

[01:54:03] This guy was kayaking when he encountered something in the water.

[01:54:06] What happens?

[01:54:07] What is that?

[01:54:08] What is that?

[01:54:09] Oh!

[01:54:10] What?

[01:54:11] Oh!

[01:54:16] There was a bunch of them!

[01:54:17] What is happening?

[01:54:19] What even is that?

[01:54:21] Uh, yeah.

[01:54:23] It's a big old fish?

[01:54:29] Turns out he actually ran into a large group of manatees that were in the middle of hunting for food.

[01:54:34] Oh, I see.

[01:54:37] Chico King, thanks for 35 months.

[01:54:40] Wow.

[01:54:41] Electricity.

[01:54:42] Resident Evil 4, true.

[01:54:45] It is like the boat, the boat part of William Kennedy.

[01:54:48] Everyone be nice to him he's still learning he's reading them the sheets

[01:54:57] music

[01:55:19] oh shit what a cool dog oh he switched boards

[01:55:25] he looks kind of scared I guess these are you doing it look at his shirt

[01:55:35] they stole his button they're gonna eat it

[01:55:45] oh he's jealous of the baby he's like I used to be the baby I fit the face I

[01:55:53] I wonder why the lightning likes this building so much.

[01:56:00] Well it's like a big ol' lightning rod.

[01:56:02] Please tell me what my name is.

[01:56:05] Haley.

[01:56:06] What my name is.

[01:56:08] I mean, that's an understandable mistake.

[01:56:18] What my name is.

[01:56:20] created a unique way of targeting against newly-upstairs neighbors.

[01:56:35] Fucked up.

[01:56:37] Yeah, that's evil. Evil shit.

[01:56:42] Who knew dogs could be this strong?

[01:56:44] This is the most nonchalant collision ever.

[01:57:05] Oh my god.

[01:57:07] She's so lucky her leg is stuck under it or something.

[01:57:10] Police officers.

[01:57:11] Scary.

[01:57:30] Whoa!

[01:57:31] These climbers were at the top of this volcano in Indonesia when it suddenly erupted making

[01:57:35] them all rush down the volcano.

[01:57:40] Holy shit. That's like some movie shit.

[01:57:50] Oh, oh, I'm sorry buddy.

[01:57:55] I've never seen a cat that likes the shower so much.

[01:57:57] Goldships.

[01:57:59] He likes the wasp.

[01:58:04] They're cute.

[01:58:06] What?

[01:58:07] What?

[01:58:08] How?

[01:58:09] Thousands of starlings created this mesmerizing murmuration in the skies above France.

[01:58:20] Mesmerizing?

[01:58:21] I don't know if I'd call it mesmerizing.

[01:58:23] That's like, holy shit.

[01:58:25] Like in the Bible the locus.

[01:58:29] Oh my God.

[01:58:32] A plague of polyester.

[01:58:34] I should take the rest of my food to go

[01:58:36] while we're at the resort.

[01:58:39] I thought they were gonna like pack it up in a box.

[01:58:41] Or the book.

[01:58:44] Literally just a random box.

[01:58:48] I guess you gotta say those things.

[01:58:50] I don't know, so I'm gonna read that.

[01:58:50] But it's okay.

[01:58:51] I think they're trying to start a band.

[01:58:53] Fallen.

[01:58:55] So talented!

[01:59:05] You're a little baby and you're getting stuck.

[01:59:08] Are your legs through there?

[01:59:10] Awwwww.

[01:59:11] You're a little baby.

[01:59:12] And we are lost.

[01:59:13] You need that leg through there?

[01:59:14] Poor little guy.

[01:59:15] There you go, Bubba.

[01:59:16] Hey.

[01:59:17] Your mum and dad are calling for you.

[01:59:20] It's time to hold on.

[01:59:22] There you go.

[01:59:23] Shhh!

[01:59:24] Mom and Dad are out there, you're pregnant, I mean?

[01:59:26] Yeah, breakfield, though! Thanks for 17 months!

[01:59:28] You make it up here, and I'll come check on you a bit later.

[01:59:31] That's certainly one way to end an energy business.

[01:59:33] Welcome to Paul Bay, son of a b***h shopping cart.

[01:59:37] What the hell?

[01:59:38] Paul Bay is now open. That's f***ing awesome.

[01:59:41] That's f***ing awesome. I love that.

[01:59:44] That's so sick. Very cool.

[01:59:49] I guess the power of friendship wasn't quite enough.

[01:59:53] Uh-oh.

[01:59:56] Why are there two?

[02:00:00] Uh-oh.

[02:00:02] Uh-oh.

[02:00:04] Oh no.

[02:00:06] Hahaha.

[02:00:11] Who knew sea horses could have so much rizz?

[02:00:14] Oh, oh my!

[02:00:24] He's so cute!

[02:00:26] He's going to slip right up!

[02:00:34] This bear was waving at the birds.

[02:00:43] Hurry up, hurry up!

[02:00:48] Did you see me here?

[02:00:54] I guess he realized that he was blocking the shot just in time.

[02:01:03] He's so cute! He's so interesting!

[02:01:08] Alright!

[02:01:09] I'm not saying there's a monster out there in the mist, but I've seen Steve a ge-

[02:01:12] Oh my god, it's a bunny and a bird. Oh my goodness. I don't think she's sure to do that

[02:01:22] Why is it floating?

[02:01:27] It's the fucking Jolly Roger. I'm scared

[02:01:34] I'm a little bad doing bad

[02:01:37] His raccoon had gotten stuck in the garage. So this guy came to help him out

[02:01:42] It's a baby.

[02:01:49] There you go.

[02:01:58] Be free.

[02:02:07] Oh my god.

[02:02:14] That's the bully was that one.

[02:02:25] Thanks for 13 months.

[02:02:27] No.

[02:02:29] He's dragging it in the woods!

[02:02:32] There he goes.

[02:02:34] Awesome!

[02:02:35] Thanks for 37 months.

[02:02:38] What does this say?

[02:02:40] Be careful of quicksand.

[02:02:43] She spent $200 for the skydiving video thinking it looked really cool,

[02:02:47] but it looked anything but that.

[02:02:56] I think it looks cool.

[02:02:59] Alright, what do you guys want to be when you grow up?

[02:03:01] I want to be a police man to go to the super family and get back up.

[02:03:06] Alright, Nika, what do you want to be when you grow up?

[02:03:08] Well...

[02:03:10] Bye guys.

[02:03:12] This woman turned her front porch into a snack stop for delivery orders.

[02:03:16] An origin story in her and she's time.

[02:03:20] Thank you.

[02:03:22] That?

[02:03:23] Haha.

[02:03:24] Well.

[02:03:25] Hey, Houston team, evil activities.

[02:03:29] Oh, you are awesome.

[02:03:32] Houston, Houston, Houston.

[02:03:37] Oh!

[02:03:38] Wow.

[02:03:39] Guys, Houston can't be honest.

[02:03:42] You guys can't be untrupped because low key.

[02:03:48] key. Let me let me just go to my front yard real quick. I'll go back there.

[02:03:54] Do you think it will close? Yeah.

[02:03:58] Okay, and I'll leave it there. Three, two, one.

[02:04:04] Reckon it!

[02:04:12] Really?

[02:04:14] These stations that can be found across Korea provide mosquito repellent for free.

[02:04:17] That was not what I expected at all.

[02:04:21] That was a good one.

[02:04:27] Whoa!

[02:04:31] How?

[02:04:32] The machine turned this large lake into an awesome wave pool.

[02:04:39] The wave machine.

[02:04:42] Whoa!

[02:04:47] It's kind of terrifying though.

[02:04:59] This woman communicates with her deaf dog using a type of sign language.

[02:05:03] Still a little far, 31 miles.

[02:05:14] Okay, buff up.

[02:05:17] This lady's front door keeps locking her out.

[02:05:22] Dude, this is exactly...

[02:05:27] Dude, did I tell you guys about the room in the basement in my Kansas house?

[02:05:32] It was exactly like this, where I had this little hook on the inside.

[02:05:36] You could, or no, but it was on the outside.

[02:05:38] So if you went into it, it led to like a little storage room under the stairs.

[02:05:42] You could lock yourself in it if the door closed behind you.

[02:05:46] and I was always so scared of getting locked in there.

[02:05:49] I was so scary.

[02:05:56] This guy's neck woke up and chose a talax.

[02:05:58] Boys, if you try and juji it soon

[02:06:00] and you're getting guillotined

[02:06:01] and you think this isn't actually a choke,

[02:06:02] it's only a neck crank.

[02:06:03] This is your sign.

[02:06:04] Tap.

[02:06:05] Yeah?

[02:06:06] Tap.

[02:06:07] Look at my neck.

[02:06:08] Look at my neck, bro.

[02:06:11] This is not me doing anything.

[02:06:13] It's just, I've just woken up this morning

[02:06:14] and my neck is just that way.

[02:06:16] is there so it's like whatever whatever something is we only sense how profound that thing is

[02:06:23] by the reaction that happened.

[02:06:25] He looks like a bird.

[02:06:27] That is Yana's video are you hope you enjoyed and I'll see you guys again very very soon.

[02:06:33] Better?

[02:06:34] Thanks Mr. Daily.

[02:06:35] Alright it is gaming time.

[02:06:40] Time to play the game.

[02:06:44] Time to play the game.

[02:06:49] It or not this one, not this game.

[02:06:51] No, no, no, not this game.

[02:06:53] Don't worry, guys.

[02:06:58] That was open from last night.

[02:07:00] Don't worry from when I helped Emily outside to open it for a bit.

[02:07:06] Yes.

[02:07:09] Don't worry.

[02:07:12] GTA today.

[02:07:14] I'm going to play the game one paw 51 months. Thank you so much. Thank you do I order dinner

[02:07:30] today or do I go to the kitchen and microwave a bunch of shit. Like I've got some chicken

[02:07:38] nuggets in the freezer. I got a sweet potatoes. Fuck. You don't turn off your PC.

[02:07:46] Almost never.

[02:07:55] You promised to change true. I have been ordering way less delivery though. That

[02:08:00] is a fact.

[02:08:08] I need to go pee um then maybe I will um heat up some chicken nuggets a sweet potato

[02:08:36] So, take a little fucking uh, stream intermission.

[02:08:43] Yo, Drac Therian, thank you for the gift sub to Trevor Phillips.

[02:08:50] Thank you.

[02:08:51] Okay, oooh my back!

[02:08:52] Okay, I'm gonna play some music.

[02:08:55] Please, dance.

[02:09:00] I will be right back.

[02:09:02] Okay, I'm gonna go pee and grab some food.

[02:09:11] Jays are fun, thank you for the primes!

[02:09:13] Okay, I will be right back.

[02:09:16] Three and you and awkward silence

[02:09:19] What?

[02:09:20] You tried to look at me that way

[02:09:25] I don't even remember

[02:09:27] So how you don't feel the same

[02:09:30] Oh, the pain in my head

[02:09:34] Listening to your heart

[02:09:36] About some new soulmate

[02:09:39] She's so perfect

[02:09:41] Oh, how I wish

[02:09:45] You'll wake up one day

[02:09:48] Want to confess your love

[02:09:51] At least just let me say

[02:09:53] That when I talk to you

[02:09:57] A cute thing walks right through

[02:10:00] It shoots a meadow through my eye

[02:10:05] And I sound like a loom

[02:10:08] But don't you think you want to confess

[02:10:12] I know you from the school

[02:10:16] What's it gonna take to fly on my best day?

[02:10:46] I'm afraid of terrifying love is driving me a bit insane

[02:10:58] I have to get this off my chest I'm telling you today

[02:11:03] That when I talk to you, you'll keep it

[02:11:08] Walks right through shoots I'll never do my own

[02:11:15] And I sound like a room, but don't you feel it?

[02:11:21] To confess I love you from the start

[02:11:27] Confess I love you just thinking I do

[02:11:34] I know, I know, I know you understand

[02:13:04] I have some traffic news very traffic news

[02:13:34] I could not get my chicken nuggets because our freezer must be broken.

[02:13:42] Everything in the freezer was fucking liquid, so I was like, okay, I'm not gonna eat those.

[02:13:47] But luckily, I remembered I have shrimp that I cooked a couple days ago, so.

[02:13:57] I'm gonna cook a sweet potato, and I've never microwaved broccoli before, but I don't feel

[02:14:11] like cooking right now, so.

[02:14:19] It is gamer time!

[02:14:32] Now it's an empty fire engine. They can first call or find one at the station, whatever works.

[02:14:36] Okay, I'm going to find a fire truck.

[02:14:41] What do I have on the map though?

[02:14:43] What is this?

[02:14:45] Solomon, okay.

[02:14:47] Let's go see what he wants, I suppose.

[02:14:50] And we gotta get a fire truck today for the heist.

[02:14:55] Very important.

[02:15:05] Why do people make fun of my microwave in my stream room, huh?

[02:15:09] It's convenient.

[02:15:12] Saves a lot of time.

[02:15:14] Ah! There's more gaming time.

[02:15:23] Yes, let's start a fire.

[02:15:35] So are diapers, bro! How are those even remotely on the same level?

[02:15:40] Hello?

[02:15:44] What the fuck are we talking about?

[02:15:48] Guys.

[02:15:49] Hello, hello.

[02:15:50] Good to see you, slick.

[02:15:53] Devon.

[02:15:54] What the hell are you doing here?

[02:15:56] It's over, Michael.

[02:15:57] You're not good, kid.

[02:15:58] You kept this bullshit up long enough to help me trigger a fantastic insurance payout when the plug is pulled.

[02:16:04] I love you.

[02:16:05] You're like my spirit.

[02:16:06] Aw, he loves me.

[02:16:08] We're Solomon.

[02:16:09] He's out getting the negatives of film, whatever the fuck it is.

[02:16:13] The last dinosaur in town is about to get fossilized.

[02:16:16] What are you talking about?

[02:16:17] Look, the movie's nearly done, so if the plugs pulled now,

[02:16:21] the investors, meaning us, get a massive insurance payout.

[02:16:25] Oh, shit, it's all a scam.

[02:16:27] The major shareholder, the old bastard's idiot son,

[02:16:30] to agree to tear this relic down and let me redevelop

[02:16:33] the area for condos.

[02:16:35] In this economy, the city's going to let me build tax-free.

[02:16:39] I might even get some rebates.

[02:16:40] It is a brilliant thing, and it is all thanks to you and Molly's eye for the details of the insurance.

[02:16:47] This guy's a piece of shit.

[02:16:48] Michael, they're fucking us! The suits! And they don't even wear suits, wolves, and turds clothing!

[02:16:56] Try not to take it too badly, Mr. Richards.

[02:16:58] Were you ever a human being?

[02:17:00] Well, people used to like films, now they like what? Videoing themselves, beating off on their iFruit phones.

[02:17:05] Don't blame me. I'm a very spiritual person.

[02:17:08] Who is people?

[02:17:09] See, Pro-Mectang, what the fuck is he talking about?

[02:17:16] This is freaking weirdo.

[02:17:19] Freaking weirdo.

[02:17:39] Michael, can you do something? No, he can't do anything pal. It's an inevitability

[02:17:49] My wife got screwed by a yogi

[02:17:52] I'm getting screwed by a yogi. Fuck

[02:17:57] Yeah, Michael get out there

[02:18:02] Stand up for yourself. Oh shit wait wait wait

[02:18:05] Okay. I mostly cooked my potato. Now I'm going to put my shrimp in here.

[02:18:11] Eat up my fins.

[02:18:13] Oh, this is going to be lovely.

[02:18:25] To the airport, I want to take the yellow car.

[02:18:30] To the airport!

[02:18:35] Yeah!

[02:18:47] Slow it down, Slick. You're not thinking.

[02:18:49] Hey, I'm a producer. I'm producing the goods.

[02:18:53] Yeah!

[02:18:55] Slick, think. She's got a police escort.

[02:18:57] She's on the way to my personal hangar.

[02:18:59] Security in the airport worked for me.

[02:19:02] I just want to get the film back or she does anything rash with Molly's highly strong

[02:19:08] She's not gonna stop and talk it out with a deranged killer chasing after her. Hey who I am

[02:19:14] Oh, yes, it is

[02:19:18] Slow down and use your brain fun time is over

[02:19:25] My food's dumb what do I do?

[02:19:27] Okay, I should pause.

[02:19:39] I wasn't going to, but after that, I think I may just stuff a little bit.

[02:19:50] Okay.

[02:19:51] Oh, my potato is not quite done yet, I think.

[02:19:59] Alright, maybe another minute.

[02:20:07] Back to the game!

[02:20:15] Why are you not e-turing Reacts?

[02:20:27] Cause it's like 5pm?

[02:20:29] I'm not hungry yet.

[02:20:31] No, I can't!

[02:20:44] Alright Molly, stop the car!

[02:20:52] Oh shit! We're on the news!

[02:21:02] We gotta stop her!

[02:21:12] Yeah, chill out chill out chill out

[02:21:17] Chill out chill out

[02:21:21] Holy fuck

[02:21:31] What was that was it the plane engine

[02:21:42] Stop!

[02:21:42] Crap.

[02:21:43] Can I just like, press stop or car?

[02:21:53] Oh my god!

[02:22:06] Woo!

[02:22:10] Oh my god, they're so...

[02:22:12] No, no, no, no!

[02:22:19] Stop the car, Liddy!

[02:22:23] No!

[02:22:24] Well, pretend you just called cars!

[02:22:30] Stop the car!

[02:22:32] No!

[02:22:33] No!

[02:22:34] Oh my god, no!

[02:22:35] Please!

[02:22:36] Oh my god, please!

[02:22:37] Please!

[02:22:38] Please!

[02:22:39] Oh my god, please, no!

[02:22:40] No! How did that happen? Man, I'm pissed off. Hold on, we tried. Check on my potato.

[02:23:02] I've got my fucking microwave slop dinner right here, guys, because I said I'd stop

[02:23:19] ordering Uber Eats.

[02:23:22] I have a baked potato, some shrimps, broccoli, and an actuarine.

[02:23:33] It's not McDonald's, but it'll do.

[02:23:37] You know, it'll do.

[02:23:45] What's she up to?

[02:23:52] Well!

[02:23:59] It's Jova already, isn't it?

[02:24:12] I wish it shrinks.

[02:24:19] There is no need to try to act weak.

[02:24:22] Please calm down.

[02:24:23] The damage was in hangover.

[02:24:28] Back down to the left.

[02:24:31] Oh, fuck!

[02:24:33] Oh my god.

[02:24:43] Oh my god.

[02:24:46] I keep thinking he says Ms. Shulk.

[02:24:53] I'm in trouble.

[02:24:58] Stop the car!

[02:25:24] You're playing chicken?

[02:25:31] Pull the car over already!

[02:25:40] Pull the car over!

[02:25:50] Oh shit she crashed!

[02:25:59] I just took out my Sriracha sauce.

[02:26:10] Molly!

[02:26:11] Molly!

[02:26:12] I'm just a white-collar criminal, but he's a real one!

[02:26:15] Uh-uh!

[02:26:16] That hurt my leg!

[02:26:18] Oh, stop!

[02:26:19] Look out!

[02:26:20] AHHHHHHHH!

[02:26:21] No!

[02:26:26] Who's shooting at me?

[02:26:30] That didn't happen!

[02:26:31] Can that actually happen?

[02:26:35] Oh, no.

[02:26:37] Oh god please.

[02:26:40] Hey, I'm just a witness, OK?

[02:26:43] I got what I can.

[02:26:44] Yes.

[02:26:48] I need a spare.

[02:26:50] That didn't do with me.

[02:26:53] She's the one behind this.

[02:27:00] Michael, get up.

[02:27:01] Michael, get up!

[02:27:03] Michael!

[02:27:07] Oh my god, it's so cucked.

[02:27:14] Hey, other guy's so cucked.

[02:27:19] No.

[02:27:24] No.

[02:27:29] It's okay.

[02:27:35] I think I can.

[02:27:42] That's the most you got on me.

[02:27:53] Hey, I'm just a witness, okay?

[02:28:04] I got what I came for I'm leaving all this may have nothing to do with me

[02:28:16] Oh

[02:28:23] let's get out of here

[02:28:27] Time to escape.

[02:28:32] Oh, Bob, is this a dead end?

[02:28:34] I can probably go through the fence, right?

[02:28:37] Oh, there's a helicopter.

[02:28:40] Dude, please.

[02:28:51] Run!

[02:28:57] I think this is the perfect escape route.

[02:29:04] Yes, it's perfect.

[02:29:07] It's perfect.

[02:29:09] It's perfect.

[02:29:11] You have Fiber Lamer.

[02:29:12] Thanks for three months.

[02:29:13] Thank you.

[02:29:14] And Drunk Duck.

[02:29:15] Thanks for 20 months.

[02:29:18] Excuse me.

[02:29:23] I have a plan guys I have a plan stop give me that oh the helicopter sees me

[02:29:45] Uh oh, I'm blocked, I'm blocked, I'm blocked.

[02:29:55] I need this.

[02:30:25] Uh-oh, uh-oh, we're still...

[02:30:50] We can take down the helicopter!

[02:30:58] Oh my god, it's so fast!

[02:31:01] Oh my god!

[02:31:04] Oh my god!

[02:31:07] There's two helicopters now!

[02:31:12] Oh no!

[02:31:17] Oh no!

[02:31:20] My star level went up. It's killing words.

[02:31:36] Oh no!

[02:31:41] I think I might have to get out of the car and start running, but I'm scared.

[02:31:50] This is fine, right?

[02:32:10] Oh, he occasionally loses me.

[02:32:31] The car's on fire.

[02:32:32] Yeah, that's the most you got on me!

[02:32:39] Trash-passing!

[02:32:41] Uh-oh!

[02:32:44] It's the perfect run, guys.

[02:32:58] They'll never find me. You'll never take me alive!

[02:33:11] You'll never take me alive!

[02:33:17] I'm so stressed.

[02:33:24] Okay, I need to get into the city and then find somewhere to blend in and hide.

[02:33:35] I get on this fucking highway from here!

[02:34:05] Oh, no.

[02:34:07] Oh!

[02:34:09] Uh-oh.

[02:34:11] Uh-oh.

[02:34:13] My car has a flat tire!

[02:34:17] Um.

[02:34:19] Um.

[02:34:21] Oh!

[02:34:23] Guys, you're gonna run!

[02:34:25] Um.

[02:34:27] Uh-oh.

[02:34:29] Uh-oh.

[02:34:31] Oh!

[02:34:33] Guys, we're gonna run! We have to run!

[02:34:38] I got what I came for! I'm leaving!

[02:34:41] They'll never find me here.

[02:34:43] All this mayhem! Nothing to do with me!

[02:34:49] She's the one behind this!

[02:34:54] Hey, I ain't done anything!

[02:34:59] Hey, you got some mess to clean up! Leave me alone!

[02:35:03] Why is he screaming Michael shut up

[02:35:17] Oh

[02:35:30] Hey, I'm just I'm so mad okay. I got what I came for

[02:35:37] All this may have take the plane. Oh, I can't take the plane

[02:35:47] It's fine.

[02:35:49] Dude, Mike will hurry up.

[02:35:51] Holy fuck.

[02:35:52] Ahhhhh!

[02:35:53] Hey!

[02:35:54] Hey!

[02:35:55] I ain't done anything!

[02:36:10] The fan of all the cars there?

[02:36:13] Well, it's um...

[02:36:15] It's discreet.

[02:36:21] Guys, a helicopter.

[02:36:24] I love flying helicopters.

[02:36:25] Hey, you guys!

[02:36:26] Ah!

[02:36:27] Clean up!

[02:36:27] Are you serious?

[02:36:28] Leave me alone!

[02:36:29] I don't have time to wake you up.

[02:36:41] OK, fine.

[02:36:42] I'll see if I can take the plane.

[02:36:44] I thought I ran around it, I couldn't see anything though.

[02:36:50] Guys, I don't think I can take the plane.

[02:36:53] Oh wait, there's another plane.

[02:36:56] Ah, fuck, okay.

[02:37:06] You'll never catch me!

[02:37:10] You'll never take me alive!

[02:37:14] Y'all never take me alive!

[02:37:27] Um...

[02:37:32] I don't want to do that.

[02:37:41] Oh, there we go.

[02:37:44] I forgot it's the stupid fucking numpad.

[02:38:00] Now where am I going to land this?

[02:38:14] Do you want to have one?

[02:38:18] Yes, maybe I have one.

[02:38:30] Guys, I think the plane's going to explode.

[02:38:36] Guys.

[02:38:38] Okay, I see the landed now

[02:38:48] And move some zeem moves come on come on

[02:39:08] I did it.

[02:39:38] Yay!

[02:39:49] That makes more sense.

[02:39:59] What a premiere!

[02:40:00] meltdown okay can you invite my family they can finally have something to be

[02:40:05] proud of me for it's gonna be a terrible it's already on its way by Korea all

[02:40:11] right shit I'll get ready it was an American divorce by the way the movie

[02:40:17] quote obviously okay I still need to find the fire truck I'll see it Frank

[02:40:26] I'm still upset.

[02:40:36] Yeah, you should come by.

[02:40:39] Y'all ain't call me late.

[02:40:47] Okay, we just do something in the fire truck.

[02:40:52] Is that a sweat stain on the middle of his shirt?

[02:40:56] Oh my goodness. Where's the downstairs? I want to change back into my good outfit.

[02:41:06] here we go yes very very sweaty okay um oh this one's nice I know I had this pants

[02:41:29] The jeans. The shoes.

[02:41:36] Okay.

[02:41:41] Very drippy.

[02:41:48] All right.

[02:41:50] Could see Lester.

[02:41:52] Assassination mission.

[02:41:54] What's this one?

[02:41:56] Dom?

[02:41:58] Who's done? Is that the car guy? Mary Ann. This is the one I failed because I fell off

[02:42:07] the cliff right? I should probably go do this one. Oh the parachute guy, okay.

[02:42:18] Okay, I will not fall off the cliff this time and get myself killed. I will do it properly.

[02:42:25] I need a cab as soon as possible.

[02:42:29] I'm sending one out right now.

[02:42:32] Appreciate it.

[02:42:34] Oh yeah, I dropped you this camera.

[02:42:46] Where's my cab at?

[02:42:51] Dude, nice.

[02:42:56] This might be the best cab I've ever called.

[02:43:01] Alright, let's do the Marianne quest.

[02:43:09] Oh, my God.

[02:43:11] Oh, my God.

[02:43:13] I'm so sorry.

[02:43:15] Are you hurt?

[02:43:17] Oh, Jesus.

[02:43:19] Fuck.

[02:43:21] Shit.

[02:43:23] What did you get?

[02:43:25] What did you get?

[02:43:27] What did you get?

[02:43:29] Fuckin' got him.

[02:43:31] Fuckin' got him.

[02:43:33] Fuckin' got him.

[02:43:35] Fuckin' got him.

[02:43:37] He's cold!

[02:43:39] Dude, he just broke my fucking ankle!

[02:43:45] He just broke my ankle, man!

[02:43:49] Fucking asshole.

[02:43:51] But he said sorry,

[02:43:53] well, sorry doesn't cut it

[02:43:55] in this bitch world, okay?

[02:43:59] I should remember that before you go run over people,

[02:44:02] but that's what I do.

[02:44:06] But not it's not that often

[02:44:12] 69 70 stop looking at my ass

[02:44:15] Looking at your ass. I know no one ever does a little thing for my taste

[02:44:22] But nice

[02:44:24] You're going for swim. What do you care? I got a fat ass and I only swim because I float easily

[02:44:29] I was just making conversation

[02:44:31] Mary I'm so crazy

[02:44:33] a triathlon sounds like you got way too much time on your hand if you you like

[02:44:38] a stay-at-home cheerleader do you know what if you bitch I'll beat you come on

[02:44:44] promise oh shit I bet you like to beat women I wonder why your ass is same

[02:44:51] perfect beach start she's crazy shit you need a vacation or something lady

[02:44:59] What is her problem?

[02:45:06] No, no, I would never do that.

[02:45:15] I would never do that.

[02:45:17] Oh.

[02:45:19] Uh, yeah, I kind of picked the worst outfit for him to do this.

[02:45:29] A varsity jacket or letterman's jacket, whatever

[02:45:35] Sorry Franklin, that's my bad

[02:45:40] We saw you play in that eye tracker game dude, that's different

[02:45:59] Okay, I can do this.

[02:46:06] What the hell are you talking about?

[02:46:12] What is tapering?

[02:46:13] Oh.

[02:46:14] Oh.

[02:46:15] You outta your fuckin' mind?

[02:46:16] The first I knew about this was seeing your skinny ass on the beach.

[02:46:24] I said you weren't checking me out!

[02:46:30] I always paced myself on the spin.

[02:46:38] And now the hammer comes down!

[02:46:43] I said are you with me?

[02:47:13] Yeah, I lost.

[02:47:31] I lost.

[02:47:36] Unless I'm kind of gaining on her.

[02:47:39] Yeah, we're in mass.

[02:47:53] My heart rate never dropped below 175.

[02:47:59] I'm gone by on it.

[02:48:06] Let's go.

[02:48:07] Okay.

[02:48:08] Finish strong.

[02:48:09] Come on, Franklin.

[02:48:10] You and my aunt should hook up.

[02:48:14] You have fun not having fun together.

[02:48:22] Woo!

[02:48:23] I did it.

[02:48:25] Great you won.

[02:48:27] Aren't you gonna gloat?

[02:48:29] Look, we both survived.

[02:48:30] These things are about taking part.

[02:48:32] Not winning, right?

[02:48:34] No, he is always about winning!

[02:48:37] Alright, we gotta keep going.

[02:48:39] I'm a loser.

[02:48:41] That unmarried career driven loser!

[02:48:43] Hey girl, you better chill the fuck out!

[02:48:45] Go to hell!

[02:48:57] Marianne is great, in my opinion.

[02:49:01] Let's see what Trevor's up to.

[02:49:04] Show me where it says, wear pants on the casino floor.

[02:49:33] you found the Debbie O'Clock ticking last known location. Wait, what deadbeat?

[02:49:40] Okay, um, nothing for Trevor to do but rampage. Bouncy hunting? Oh! Okay, I see.

[02:49:57] I don't know where that location is. Like probably somewhere up here.

[02:50:02] What's this one?

[02:50:14] Let's try to find a getaway vehicle.

[02:50:17] I

[02:50:25] Think you better start showing some respect

[02:50:34] Guys microwave broccoli is not it

[02:50:47] usually I steam it or like um royal it okay I need a fire truck let's um try

[02:51:01] pretending that something's on fire

[02:51:05] hello this is 911 what emergency service you require

[02:51:10] fire department the fire department are on route to your location

[02:51:17] Now we wait.

[02:51:23] I shall also start a fire.

[02:51:36] Fun fact, last and 12 fire engines are stolen in the US each year making the criminal known

[02:51:43] is emerald, particularly evil and methodical my little body.

[02:51:51] Thanks fire rescue guy. We're waiting for a fire truck to show up.

[02:52:03] Oh is that it? There it is! Over here!

[02:52:10] Oh, I'm in trouble though cuz of the grenade.

[02:52:17] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:52:21] Now I'm on the run.

[02:52:24] I need this.

[02:52:26] I need this fire truck for my evil nefarious criminal activities.

[02:52:37] Uh-oh, they're coming this way.

[02:52:52] Yeah, Dork Knight, thanks for 16 months tier 2.

[02:53:07] They don't know where I am, they have no idea.

[02:53:17] The mission was a grand success!

[02:53:22] Now to the getaway location.

[02:53:26] They couldn't find me even with the sirens playing.

[02:53:35] And all of the fools stopped their cars for me.

[02:53:43] Driving

[02:54:06] Perfect

[02:54:08] So fucking easy. It's so fucking easy.

[02:54:23] Perfect.

[02:54:29] Now we must let Lester know.

[02:54:32] Hey Lester, we got a firetrop. Walk around the back of your place.

[02:54:36] Good work. Call me when the rest of the prep's taken care of, okay?

[02:54:47] What else do I have to do now then?

[02:54:58] Hide a vehicle, and at a discrete location.

[02:55:06] Okay.

[02:55:14] Excuse me. Your car looks like it may be suitable as a getaway vehicle.

[02:55:28] Can we use more items for your location?

[02:55:36] The cops will never find me up here.

[02:55:42] There's a helicopter!

[02:55:45] Oh shit.

[02:55:48] Oh no.

[02:55:54] Oh no.

[02:56:06] Wow, so beautiful!

[02:56:16] I think I almost lost them.

[02:56:31] Nice, I lost them!

[02:56:34] Okay, where do I want to take it now?

[02:56:42] in a discreet location.

[02:56:52] Maybe...

[02:56:55] Fine.

[02:57:03] Come on, man!

[02:57:08] Oh my spit, oh my spit.

[02:57:10] I only do NMRP

[02:57:15] It's terrible man

[02:57:18] In your sex the Bastion Dicks

[02:57:25] I'm not no goofy man

[02:57:28] I'm not no goofy

[02:57:32] Never been a goofy man

[02:57:40] I

[02:57:53] Will this work

[02:58:03] It's like the mark I'm fine

[02:58:08] I'm gonna park it over here

[02:58:10] Perfect.

[02:58:18] Too steep.

[02:58:19] What about this?

[02:58:20] Okay.

[02:58:21] No problems here.

[02:58:22] Okay.

[02:58:23] Okay.

[02:58:24] Okay.

[02:58:25] Okay.

[02:58:26] Okay.

[02:58:27] Okay.

[02:58:28] No problems here.

[02:58:35] Lester, I got us that getaway call for when we come out the bureau.

[02:58:43] Alright, give me the location.

[02:58:45] Murray and the Hines.

[02:58:47] Good, good. Well, that's everything. I just need to show Michael something, and then this job is a go.

[02:58:54] okay guys I miss Trevor. Trevor doesn't want to hang out with them anymore

[02:59:10] they broke up no more friendship

[02:59:24] Yum yum yum.

[02:59:31] Oh, right fucker here.

[02:59:37] I'm done.

[02:59:39] You can have your car back.

[02:59:52] The cops are after me.

[02:59:53] Oh

[03:00:03] Hey, how you doing is Trevor the favorite under the circumstances my current knock off tier list

[03:00:12] Trevor number one Franklin number two Michael number three figure out a way to kill me

[03:00:16] But hey the vets are kicking in life's good

[03:00:20] exactly

[03:00:22] Franklin got us what we need put those on then what then head in there and the rig up a slightly more

[03:00:29] sophisticated fire trap than we've got here

[03:00:33] So I'm guessing drape that's for the main pre-care

[03:00:36] I gotta use the trick huh? Oh, no, no, no you go up in Cindy areas in a remote device

[03:00:41] Now they need to be strategically placed so we can ensure that we still have access to the server

[03:00:46] And the structure maintains its integrity

[03:00:48] Okay.

[03:00:49] And once you get out, trigger the bombs, meet up with Franklin and the crew, and we'll intercept

[03:00:54] an emergency call, and you all go in as firemen.

[03:00:57] Got it?

[03:00:58] Yeah, I got it.

[03:00:59] Sounds a little idiotic.

[03:01:00] Well, under the circumstances, it was the best I could do.

[03:01:05] And if you remember, you were the one who chose to do it like this.

[03:01:09] Come on.

[03:01:10] But you know, Trevor has a point about you.

[03:01:13] You whine too much.

[03:01:14] Eh, fuck you.

[03:01:15] Oh, don't even try it.

[03:01:17] That's kind of true though.

[03:01:39] It's music.

[03:02:04] It's almost time!

[03:02:05] But it'd be so much better if Trevor was here, but he hates us now.

[03:02:14] This is all your fucking fault, Michael.

[03:02:17] Why couldn't you just tell your friends the truth?

[03:02:23] Is it your first day? Go through the turnstile and head up.

[03:02:31] Yes ma'am!

[03:02:32] That's so easy to infiltrate the F.I.D.

[03:02:37] You guys are like they keep losing their jobs and agreeing to do this for less.

[03:02:41] Alright, head up.

[03:02:44] It's mission time.

[03:02:50] He he he-he he.

[03:02:58] He he he-he-he he.

[03:03:14] He he he-he he.

[03:03:20] Just a simple janitor, nothing to see here, wow, you guys are dirty.

[03:03:44] Very, very dirty FIB agents.

[03:03:50] Ah, shit.

[03:03:53] The mop is dirty.

[03:03:55] Clean the mop in the bucket.

[03:03:57] I love this gameplay.

[03:03:59] So dirty.

[03:04:04] More dirt!

[03:04:06] How can this be?

[03:04:08] Guess I'll have to take care of that.

[03:04:11] Plant the bomb in the locker.

[03:04:12] Ah, yes, another part of my civic duty as a janitor of the most important agency in the city.

[03:04:23] Back to the bucket.

[03:04:27] There you are! Guess I have to switch it out!

[03:04:31] I have to be nice and hygienic, you know?

[03:04:37] Hello, sir? Or, I mean, co-worker?

[03:04:42] I'm counting the days until there's an algorithm that can do my job for me.

[03:04:49] This game is how many years old, 13 years old?

[03:04:51] You have to count for much longer, buddy!

[03:04:54] Just about a decade.

[03:05:06] Take your wish back, bro, please!

[03:05:10] More dirt. How are these people so dirty?

[03:05:20] Isn't this a great job, guys? I think Michael is suited for this. He seems so much happier.

[03:05:39] I like how he gets pissed every time the mop is dirty like bro, what do you expect he's

[03:05:51] like never cleaned in his life fuck it's dirty I have to clean it yeah man he's not having

[03:06:03] it. It's the angry guy. Is that Vsauce Michael here? Hey Vsauce Michael here. And this one

[03:06:18] kind of looks like a long mask.

[03:06:26] Yep.

[03:06:33] Plant the bomb in the restroom.

[03:06:35] No, I'm the janitor. It's my job to keep the restroom nice and

[03:06:40] taken care of.

[03:06:42] Since you're working as a janitor now, does it make this

[03:06:45] your first real job?

[03:06:46] Um, I've worked at a sandwich shop, and uh, no, I-I played that other janitor game before I won, remember?

[03:06:54] Thanks, O, for the 19 months tier 3.

[03:07:00] Get back to the bucket.

[03:07:03] Michael.

[03:07:05] What are you doing with your life?

[03:07:11] The poilet's gonna explode.

[03:07:16] All right, back to the closet.

[03:07:33] A work day well done.

[03:07:35] Nickterrains are my favorite fruit ever.

[03:08:05] Down we go

[03:08:25] So I think that wasn't the alternative to doing the mission this way fucking skydiving from the helicopter onto the roof

[03:08:31] Maybe I should have picked that one.

[03:08:38] I mean the Mopping Mini game was alright I guess.

[03:08:46] It's time.

[03:08:49] Bomb has been planted.

[03:08:52] Hey charge is set.

[03:08:53] I'm out of the building.

[03:08:57] Oh shit.

[03:08:58] Oh shit!

[03:09:05] Woo!

[03:09:08] This is gonna be awesome!

[03:09:28] Am I looking at the right building?

[03:09:35] That's when I'm sure I'm looking at it.

[03:09:40] Why is this all different?

[03:09:43] Ah, you're not near it?

[03:09:47] Okay, well.

[03:09:49] I guess we won't see it.

[03:09:54] Use the phone to detonate the C-4.

[03:10:02] Now how do I do that?

[03:10:04] Can I just call- oh, I just called the bomb.

[03:10:08] Great, okay.

[03:10:10] I just called the bomb and it explodes.

[03:10:12] Me so pretty!

[03:10:13] Thanks for the two months!

[03:10:14] Hi, me so!

[03:10:15] Hello.

[03:10:24] Don't worry FIB, the firefighters are on the way.

[03:10:37] Yeah.

[03:10:38] The exit?

[03:10:39] Very long turn.

[03:10:49] It's time.

[03:10:50] Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

[03:11:01] Go! Go! Go!

[03:11:04] Civilians, please evacuate the building calmly and leave all belongings behind. We will save you!

[03:11:12] To the elevator! Yeah, that's a good idea to drink the water.

[03:11:19] Oh, we have an oxygen meter.

[03:11:26] Oh shit.

[03:11:28] Yo, fellsat! 17 months!

[03:11:31] Thank you!

[03:11:33] Thank you!

[03:11:35] Oxygen is depleting!

[03:11:40] Thank you.

[03:11:46] Oxygen is depleting.

[03:11:48] Okay, five flights.

[03:11:55] You can do it, Michael.

[03:11:57] You may be a father of two and have a little bit of a bigger belly, but you can do it.

[03:12:05] One more.

[03:12:07] Push!

[03:12:09] get the containment drive where is it hey man thank you for the gift sub

[03:12:21] Hit a bomb, I'm just going to throw a grenade, RUN!

[03:12:31] Yeah!

[03:12:32] This is it, we have the goods, we are stealing their data, OH SHIT!

[03:12:48] Uh-oh. Yeah, this is crazy. Eggman, thank you for another gifted! Thank you Eggman! Run! Run! Get down!

[03:13:04] Rollin', thank you for the bits!

[03:13:08] Oh, yikes!

[03:13:10] That's really bad.

[03:13:12] Loots and B, 29 months, thank you!

[03:13:18] Very bad.

[03:13:20] Let's get out of here!

[03:13:34] Get up!

[03:13:35] He died!

[03:13:41] This was a terrible idea.

[03:13:54] I should have picked the helicopter idea.

[03:13:56] Oh my god!

[03:14:03] We should have taken the helicopter gun.

[03:14:05] Ow!

[03:14:09] Ow! Jesus!

[03:14:30] I missed.

[03:14:33] They're seriously running into a burning building to shoot me when I'm already probably gonna die?

[03:14:43] What is wrong with these people?

[03:14:46] Yep, okay, well, that's what I deserve.

[03:14:51] Ouch.

[03:14:54] Ouch.

[03:14:57] Oh, man.

[03:14:59] Kind of.

[03:15:01] That explosion must have knocked me out, man.

[03:15:05] I don't listen.

[03:15:07] What the hell is going on?

[03:15:09] What the hell?

[03:15:11] What the hell is going on?

[03:15:13] I can't see.

[03:15:15] I don't know what's going on.

[03:15:17] What are you doing?

[03:15:19] I don't know.

[03:15:21] The office was meant to be here.

[03:15:23] What's this going to be for?

[03:15:25] There's someone there apparently.

[03:15:32] Run!

[03:15:41] Run!

[03:15:48] Oh my god, my friends!

[03:15:55] They are so cooked.

[03:16:05] Should be a hell of a shit, Bruce.

[03:16:07] I can't even look down at it.

[03:16:17] Fuck.

[03:16:18] Alright, fuck yeah.

[03:16:19] We gotta get these doors open.

[03:16:21] What's up?

[03:16:22] Hey, give me a hand.

[03:16:23] Come on.

[03:16:24] I see a street level.

[03:16:25] I'm fucking awesome.

[03:16:26] That was easy.

[03:16:27] Yo, Mass New Ponyr.

[03:16:28] Thanks for 17 months.

[03:16:29] I know.

[03:16:31] Hello.

[03:16:35] oh my god oh holy shit

[03:16:51] Oh

[03:17:05] Tie

[03:17:09] Not good

[03:17:12] Yo, la la bomba. Thanks for two months and uh

[03:17:17] Uh, uh, Broker Sim, thank you for the two months.

[03:17:21] Alright, go.

[03:17:24] Run! Oh shit!

[03:17:26] Finally, fresh air!

[03:17:30] The cops.

[03:17:38] Yeah guys, we tried to help, but now we gotta go back to the station. We give up.

[03:17:43] Yeah, we'll leave it to you guys.

[03:17:47] No problem.

[03:17:52] Roland, thanks for the bits.

[03:18:17] you

[03:18:47] you

[03:19:17] you

[03:19:47] you

[03:20:17] you

[03:20:47] You

[03:21:17] This is close enough.

[03:21:23] Oh my god, it wants me to be right up next to it.

[03:21:39] It does not want to go up the hill.

[03:21:41] You can do this.

[03:21:42] Come on.

[03:21:43] Yo, Drac Therian, thanks for the six months, and Dork Knight, thank you for the gifted.

[03:21:50] You can do it!

[03:21:59] If I just drive off fast enough, I think it's fine.

[03:22:03] All right, we're chillin'.

[03:22:17] What?

[03:22:18] Spreads fast!

[03:22:19] We're fine!

[03:22:20] I didn't think we were going to make it out of there.

[03:22:23] Uh, one of us did.

[03:22:24] For now.

[03:22:25] We lost a dude, man.

[03:22:26] Oh, yeah.

[03:22:27] Shit.

[03:22:28] We're fine.

[03:22:29] I don't like speaking yellows in the park.

[03:22:30] No, what I'm saying is the fact that there was no way to get in.

[03:22:31] Yo, faith involved.

[03:22:32] Thanks for 8 months.

[03:22:33] Yeah, he wasn't top draw.

[03:22:34] But I thought we could carry him through it.

[03:22:36] I guess I thought wrong.

[03:22:37] Easy crap.

[03:22:38] We made it out of here.

[03:22:39] So we got that to be thankful for.

[03:22:41] There are those people who get his paycheck and the standard expenses.

[03:22:45] Hey man, it was all fucked up.

[03:22:46] I went down.

[03:22:47] Really?

[03:22:48] Why is that?

[03:22:49] Didn't you speak to the guy? Nothing was as far so it uh, it must have been us, right?

[03:22:54] Ah, ha, ha. I put it down to bad leadership then. I can tell you that because the leader was dumb enough to take you in there. True that.

[03:23:06] Hey, this Lester's house.

[03:23:11] Get your heads down, you hear?

[03:23:19] Well, why is he mad?

[03:23:23] I never thought I'd see you clowns again.

[03:23:26] What?

[03:23:28] We did it!

[03:23:29] Woo!

[03:23:30] Yeah!

[03:23:31] Yeah!

[03:23:32] That wasn't for a suicidally dangerous mission in personating emergency services while

[03:23:38] working a high security government facility.

[03:23:42] It was surprisingly uplifting.

[03:23:43] Come here, give me some of that.

[03:23:46] Yeah!

[03:23:47] Sorry.

[03:23:48] Sorry, I forgot. You've got my very very obvious illness. It happens. Whatever. Hey, let's get drunk. Franklin, fill up the glasses.

[03:23:56] Got some real vintage moonshine hillbilly type shit. We're gonna be seeing triple of committing incest in minutes.

[03:24:04] Oh.

[03:24:05] Just a shit to make a man forget his trouble. Oh, exactly. I am just gonna get drunk as a sp-

[03:24:11] That's what Lester likes, huh?

[03:24:12] of webcam inspire those sorority girls again okay give me a break

[03:24:24] all right boys i hate to break up the ritual but i gotta go square things up

[03:24:28] with davie and dick what for serious hey i just want them to know that now that

[03:24:32] we did this thing for them and we have the evidence that we did this thing for

[03:24:36] them and we can all go our own separate ways you know

[03:24:38] Don't fuck it, you want me to go with you, dog?

[03:24:40] No, stay.

[03:24:40] Have fun.

[03:24:41] I gotta do this alone.

[03:24:42] Right now.

[03:24:43] Yell the magician 95.

[03:24:45] Thanks for seven months.

[03:24:46] Besides, I want to put this shit to bed.

[03:24:49] Then I can figure out Trevor, you know?

[03:24:51] Get my life back.

[03:24:52] Go back to being bored and miserable.

[03:24:55] And I love it every motherfucking minute of it.

[03:24:57] Here, enjoy the incest juice.

[03:25:02] Man, you boys know how to put the fun back in me in life crisis.

[03:25:05] We did it!

[03:25:10] We did it!

[03:25:12] Yellow Master Koala, thanks for the nine months. It's going great!

[03:25:16] I'm just gaming, eating my shrimp, my sweet potato.

[03:25:21] It's fantastic!

[03:25:23] Oh, calling Dave.

[03:25:25] Mario, thanks for ten months!

[03:25:27] We hit the bureau for you, Dave. I'm done.

[03:25:29] Yes, I saw that. Meet me at the court center and I'll debrief you.

[03:25:33] out Davey from now on done I appreciate that I'm trying my best for you but but

[03:25:40] you and Trevor attacking Merryweather repeatedly it doesn't help that's

[03:25:46] Trevor's thing whoever's thing it is it's unauthorized and it's dumb they've

[03:25:50] been sniffing around my office we really need to talk really all right all right

[03:25:55] I'll come to the court, sir. Fuck!

[03:25:59] Uh-oh.

[03:26:04] Uh, wait, where am I supposed to go?

[03:26:09] Hey.

[03:26:11] Okay, time to go for a drive!

[03:26:25] My favorite channel!

[03:26:30] Guys, can I have one twitch time?

[03:26:48] Guys, can I have... Can I have one Twitch Prime?

[03:26:55] Can I have one Twitch Prime, please? I'm so hungry.

[03:26:59] Please. Please, I will die if I don't get a Twitch Prime.

[03:27:09] that their emergency backup server is in question.

[03:27:13] Please! Please! Please!

[03:27:17] Yay! Tails! Thanks for the Twitch Prime!

[03:27:23] A Bo-A-Dobo Saucy, thank you for the 3 months Prime.

[03:27:27] Yay! I'm safe! Yay, Wesley! 17 months Prime!

[03:27:33] Yes, E-Bot! 10 months Prime! I love Twitch Prime!

[03:27:38] Thank you. Thank you very much.

[03:27:43] Yo tactical sea bear, thanks for the 10 months prime.

[03:27:48] Thank you.

[03:27:53] Oh shit wait, there's more primes! I might explode!

[03:27:58] Sick puppy days, thank you for the prime, and twitchy wabbit, thank you for the prime.

[03:28:03] I'm going to explode with fullness and gratitude.

[03:28:09] Excuse me, boss.

[03:28:11] You be.

[03:28:12] Yo, Bucky, thanks for the one year prime.

[03:28:19] Thank you.

[03:28:20] Yo, Crysis, thanks for the nine months prime.

[03:28:24] So many primes.

[03:28:27] See, guys, the radio was right.

[03:28:29] You can just beg on the internet, and it's fine.

[03:28:33] You Island! Thanks for the 7 months prime.

[03:28:39] Oh, honey's so cute.

[03:28:41] What a precious little rat.

[03:28:59] Oh, she's so cute.

[03:29:01] Yo Historia! Thank you for the prime. Thank you.

[03:29:04] Aww, you're so cute.

[03:29:06] Oh, I'm sorry.

[03:29:08] I'm sorry.

[03:29:13] Oh, I fucked it up.

[03:29:17] So cute.

[03:29:19] Aww, I'm sorry.

[03:29:23] So cute.

[03:29:27] So cute.

[03:29:29] He's so cute.

[03:29:31] Yo, Pee's monster, three months prime, and Senna's monster, thank you for the prime.

[03:29:40] What the heck is that name?

[03:29:42] Senna's a queen.

[03:29:45] Thanks for the prime.

[03:29:48] Thanks for the prime!

[03:29:56] Jay Pachi, thanks for one year!

[03:30:15] The radio kind of ruined the cut scene,

[03:30:17] scene, but um, that's okay. That's okay. You understand why I was confused by that door,

[03:30:28] right? Like, holy fuck. Oh my gosh. It doesn't open there. Really? I didn't know. I didn't

[03:30:42] No. How could I have known?

[03:30:46] Okay, so I need to meet with him upstairs.

[03:30:51] Apparently, how do I... up here, maybe?

[03:31:00] Do you know how doors work?

[03:31:02] No, actually.

[03:31:05] Why don't you explain it to me?

[03:31:08] Fucking door experts in here!

[03:31:10] God!

[03:31:11] Shut up!

[03:31:37] Oh.

[03:31:41] Steve I told you I would handle this.

[03:31:43] Obviously you handled everything so fucking well so far haven't you?

[03:31:46] Alright I admit things have been a little unorthodox but-

[03:31:48] FUCK YOU ORTHOROX!

[03:31:50] Get through my career!

[03:31:52] Agent Sanchez arrested his men both of them.

[03:31:54] Oh, Steve!

[03:31:55] NONONONONONONONONO!

[03:31:56] Kidding me?

[03:31:57] Arrest me for what?

[03:31:58] For multiple counts of every fucking crime under the fucking sun.

[03:32:01] Oh well let me rephrase.

[03:32:03] Why?

[03:32:04] Why?

[03:32:05] Because.

[03:32:06] Because you don't want me to testify in court about our various business dealings, right?

[03:32:10] Agent Sanchez, apprehend the suspect!

[03:32:12] Agent Sanchez, you'll do no such thing.

[03:32:14] Now, Steve, we agreed to speak to Michael.

[03:32:17] I'm not calling off the guards.

[03:32:18] We're trying to explain things to him.

[03:32:20] Not this.

[03:32:21] This causes problems for us all.

[03:32:24] Okay! Okay!

[03:32:26] Then put your gun down and we'll talk.

[03:32:28] After you, buddy.

[03:32:29] Come on, where's the trust?

[03:32:30] You can do better than that.

[03:32:32] They know and think they know that I'm the one that was behind the incident.

[03:32:36] Uh-huh.

[03:32:37] And now you want me to clean up your mess again.

[03:32:39] Right before I end up at the bottom of the ocean fucking good luck with that

[03:32:44] Oh, no

[03:32:49] What

[03:32:51] What the fuck are you with?

[03:32:54] You fucking rat. I knew you didn't have the balls for this for the record. I'm a Patriot

[03:32:59] I love my country put the weapons down

[03:33:02] Fuck you. We all know you agency boys are bald deep on a plot to drive

[03:33:06] I look your funny by any means that you do.

[03:33:08] Oh, no.

[03:33:09] You're going down, gentlemen.

[03:33:11] Who the fuck are they?

[03:33:12] Fucking Mary Wether.

[03:33:13] What are they doing here?

[03:33:15] They're going down.

[03:33:17] Oh, shit!

[03:33:19] No!

[03:33:21] Fuck!

[03:33:22] Bullshit.

[03:33:23] Oh, god.

[03:33:25] I'm fishing off of a safe.

[03:33:27] Watch out in there.

[03:33:29] I'm about to smash.

[03:33:31] I ain't going anywhere, baby, until some more of these guys kill each other.

[03:33:35] I'm scared, guys.

[03:33:45] No where to run!

[03:33:48] What happened to Hayes?

[03:33:50] He get caught in the crossfire?

[03:33:51] I'm alive by the Hayes!

[03:33:53] He ain't from the other side!

[03:33:54] He's probably out!

[03:33:55] He ain't taking us!

[03:33:57] He's gonna walk across the crossfire!

[03:33:59] I'm gonna beat them to death!

[03:34:02] I'm gonna beat them to death!

[03:34:03] I was a bad boy!

[03:34:05] Oh my god!

[03:34:08] That's my turn.

[03:34:08] I'm going down!

[03:34:10] We're near the courtyard by the fountain!

[03:34:12] It smells like...

[03:34:13] Smells like what? Smells like what asshole? Smells like what?

[03:34:20] Fuck!

[03:34:25] OOOH!

[03:34:26] You're gonna die, bitch!

[03:34:31] What? The unexpected assist?

[03:34:35] And if I ruin the moment...

[03:34:37] Wait, yeah, maybe Trevor does care!

[03:34:43] How's he even here?

[03:34:45] How'd he even know?

[03:34:46] I'm not gonna kill you old friend!

[03:34:48] It's gonna be me!

[03:34:49] Oh!

[03:34:50] You here to finish job T?

[03:34:52] No, no, no, no, I'm just here for the opportunity!

[03:34:54] Now run!

[03:34:56] Oh shit.

[03:34:58] I'm not gonna kill you at all!

[03:35:00] But I'm about to get a job by a team of wrong agents!

[03:35:03] T!

[03:35:04] You can't defend this place!

[03:35:06] Hand this is the guy who ice Brad and what eyes me I'd be better off putting my sights on him

[03:35:22] Is that Michael? Yeah

[03:35:36] You idiot.

[03:35:57] Wait. I almost died.

[03:36:06] I don't feel like you're contributing, Trevor!

[03:36:10] I thought you were the corrupt the bigot!

[03:36:12] You're corrupt!

[03:36:13] Wooo!

[03:36:14] Definitely for a beverage!

[03:36:16] Chop it down!

[03:36:21] Right, Michael!

[03:36:25] What happens to any of these?

[03:36:27] We're gonna top of it with a lot of trouble on Monday.

[03:36:30] I'm not popping speed, Jesus!

[03:36:33] Oh, thanks, Mr. Imel, trying to control her.

[03:36:35] That's if we get out of here alive.

[03:36:37] I ain't gonna put up there.

[03:36:39] We're running out of across the walkway.

[03:36:54] Fuck!

[03:37:03] Guys on the left too, man.

[03:37:33] You got all the information about the I-88 table!

[03:37:40] Really, when the burning coming, these guys don't have a funding problem.

[03:37:45] So what's gonna bring down the buzzer before it blows us up?

[03:37:49] I'm waiting on you, Michaels. Get down here!

[03:37:52] I thought you were gonna kill me!

[03:37:52] I can't get a clean shot!

[03:37:55] I have a... definitely poor average.

[03:37:58] I've been to be a thousand capital-affected... God!

[03:38:02] I love actually shooting my friends.

[03:38:32] Another one hitting their planes, trains, and boats.

[03:38:35] Just trying to earn a dime!

[03:38:37] Well, you're a dime.

[03:38:38] Put us on that radar.

[03:38:40] I don't know how we're gonna get off it.

[03:38:50] I wonder if everybody's coming up for killing the opposite me.

[03:38:53] I'm waiting all for this.

[03:38:55] I

[03:39:25] Nice team.

[03:39:26] This is our shot.

[03:39:27] I'm gonna get on to the parking lot and clear the whole talk.

[03:39:40] Come on, it's over here.

[03:39:42] This many bodies will be carved into a lot.

[03:39:44] Put as much dirt between you and this place as you can.

[03:39:47] And do not contact me until you're absolutely sure you're clear.

[03:39:53] I'm taking this one.

[03:39:54] Stay safe, D!

[03:40:04] He he he he he he!

[03:40:06] Aaron, he's here, thank you for the crime!

[03:40:16] I'll scrap two more than one, okay?

[03:40:18] I'm taking this

[03:40:32] Gray another chopper

[03:40:42] Oh crap

[03:40:44] What? Oh, it's shooting missiles?

[03:40:48] Oh, fuck.

[03:40:51] Oh!

[03:40:54] Oh, she ate two morning wood.

[03:40:57] Wait.

[03:41:01] Ew.

[03:41:03] Okay.

[03:41:08] Warning!

[03:41:38] Oh, is that him?

[03:41:43] It's Trevor!

[03:41:45] Yeah, well, maybe it's got a little something to do with being caught in the middle of a

[03:41:52] three-way firefight between two government agencies and a private militia, you know,

[03:41:56] it gets me a little stressed out.

[03:41:58] Okay, but we still need you alive, Mikey boy, I mean, you know, at least for now.

[03:42:02] Unless, of course, you had another surprise for me, huh?

[03:42:05] Maybe something to do with another inappropriate friendship?

[03:42:08] That wasn't exactly Dave's fault.

[03:42:10] No, no, no.

[03:42:11] He's just the friendly face of a corrupt government agency

[03:42:14] looking to further his career by dealing with an equally corrupt

[03:42:18] and full of a fucking brim with bullshit low rent hood.

[03:42:21] Listen, Trevor, I've been meaning...

[03:42:23] You know, I've been meaning to tell you.

[03:42:26] You know, I haven't blackmailed me. What do you have in meaning to tell me?

[03:42:29] That you stabbed me in the back or that you were

[03:42:32] and always will be a worthless wretch who deserves to be put under.

[03:42:38] Yeah, well, the winner is fucked, you come back for it.

[03:42:40] Well, you know why.

[03:42:41] Uh-oh.

[03:42:42] Ah, no.

[03:42:43] No, no.

[03:42:44] One last score.

[03:42:47] No!

[03:42:48] One last score!

[03:42:50] Guess what?

[03:42:51] I don't have to put a little ball in your head!

[03:42:52] Bollywood, 37 months.

[03:42:54] That's okay.

[03:42:55] And, um, Mundy, thank you for the five.

[03:42:57] I'll be back.

[03:42:58] And I get to spend the rest of eternity with you,

[03:43:01] Tormenting you.

[03:43:03] Well, I guess it's on then.

[03:43:05] Yeah, I guess it is.

[03:43:06] Call Lester.

[03:43:07] Let's go.

[03:43:07] On speed break.

[03:43:08] Oh, my gosh, guys.

[03:43:09] They're waking up.

[03:43:10] Isn't this amazing?

[03:43:11] Hey, it's me.

[03:43:13] I know how to go.

[03:43:14] Just fabulous.

[03:43:16] Ran into an old friend.

[03:43:17] Matter of fact, he saved my ass.

[03:43:19] We're all friends now.

[03:43:20] Supposed a group hug's out of the question.

[03:43:23] He wants to still go on the final victory tour.

[03:43:27] All right, when it looks like it's a go, I'll contact you.

[03:43:30] And remember this, gentlemen, if we pull this off, we will be making history.

[03:43:35] So what exactly?

[03:43:37] Pramed history.

[03:43:38] Angie, thanks for 11 months.

[03:43:40] Nonetheless.

[03:43:41] All right.

[03:43:42] There.

[03:43:43] Happy fucking thrill.

[03:43:46] Don't forget him, Eagle.

[03:43:47] Yeah, Zenimer, thank you for the prime.

[03:43:50] Welcome.

[03:43:51] Thank you very much.

[03:43:53] I love Twitch primes.

[03:43:55] I love them.

[03:43:57] Yeah!

[03:44:00] So, um, am I- is the last score, like, actually, like, close to the end of the game?

[03:44:07] What is this?

[03:44:09] Therapy?

[03:44:10] Time to go to therapy.

[03:44:13] Yeah?

[03:44:14] Okay.

[03:44:15] I will make sure to, um, if there's any good side missions I missed, I should make sure

[03:44:21] to try to do those, I think.

[03:44:28] Perhaps I will do a Trevor Rampage. I haven't done one of those in a while.

[03:44:32] Oh! Excuse me.

[03:44:40] You can use side missions after the main ones. Okay!

[03:44:43] That's fine, I guess.

[03:44:46] Some story games you get locked out of doing missions, so...

[03:44:54] Therapy time.

[03:44:56] Have you considered trying not to aim at the other cars just once?

[03:45:02] Well, most of the time when I hit the other cars, it's mainly because I'm reading chat

[03:45:07] or I'm zoned out.

[03:45:12] Classic streamer.

[03:45:14] Whoa, Michael.

[03:45:15] I see you're back around and making time for some mental health.

[03:45:19] I know.

[03:45:20] Not very good.

[03:45:22] Hmm.

[03:45:23] Yes, it's chat's fault.

[03:45:25] Blame yourselves!

[03:45:27] Just...

[03:45:28] I just want...

[03:45:30] I want something that isn't this.

[03:45:32] You know?

[03:45:34] Just caring about two things at once.

[03:45:37] And I want to be a good dad.

[03:45:39] I love my family.

[03:45:40] I live the dream.

[03:45:42] But at the same time...

[03:45:45] I really want the other stuff too.

[03:45:48] I suppose you haven't really considered the fact that by neglecting your therapy...

[03:45:53] You've guaranteed these behavioral relapses.

[03:45:57] No. I hadn't considered that.

[03:46:02] So, pal, what's the source of conflict this time?

[03:46:07] Things are kind of on the uptick, Doc.

[03:46:10] There's no greater concern than optimism.

[03:46:14] Where are we now?

[03:46:17] Uh, they's getting hard to keep track of.

[03:46:20] track of who wants to kill me at any given moment.

[03:46:24] Jared still wants to eat my liver, but we're playing nice because we're working

[03:46:29] a job together. The FIB, they want me dead because I'm no longer useful to them.

[03:46:37] The investor guy hooked me up with the studio. He's pissed off because I didn't

[03:46:41] burn it down for him, but the wife and kids are back under the roof.

[03:46:47] nails are so dang sharp new things are okay

[03:46:51] mm-hmm well family is important Michael but make sure you all AJ welcome to

[03:46:57] stream reasons any other acting out friend so dang sharp tell me oh yeah

[03:47:04] the fucking yes very slow though a lot of bad fucking things doc and there's

[03:47:08] hardly immortal sin that I ain't committed all right I wish you were always

[03:47:12] Always this honest, buddy.

[03:47:14] It's a vital part of recovery.

[03:47:18] Accept advice, reject advice.

[03:47:23] Hmm.

[03:47:25] Hmm.

[03:47:27] No.

[03:47:31] It was a fuck up, Doc.

[03:47:33] I'm still a good guy underneath.

[03:47:37] Anything else?

[03:47:38] Anything sexual?

[03:47:41] I'm doing well, Doc.

[03:47:42] What?

[03:47:43] In that regard, nothing to report, not one single thing.

[03:47:47] That's great, Michael.

[03:47:49] It's a real progress.

[03:47:50] See, treatment works when you try.

[03:47:53] So I feel like there's progress in some areas

[03:47:55] and none in others.

[03:47:56] That's incredible stuff.

[03:48:00] I don't think I've ever heard such a barrage of denial,

[03:48:03] self-justification, and outright horror.

[03:48:06] The thing is, Michael, here, can we just

[03:48:09] get a quick photo together?

[03:48:11] What?

[03:48:11] why is this I really think I can't treat you anymore the fact is I'm in love

[03:48:17] with you okay well that's not true good you're learning good what's going on

[03:48:24] nothing it just I think you need a new therapist and I'm leaving town I've got

[03:48:31] a TV show I'm gonna be famous I'm gonna be famous thinking the fucking tail all

[03:48:38] All those fucking bitches who call me PewPed.

[03:48:40] Oh, they'll be lining up to suck it now.

[03:48:43] You got a TV show.

[03:48:46] You, uh, best not to think too closely about what I just said.

[03:48:49] It's not like I'll be using real names or anything.

[03:48:51] I'm really discreet.

[03:48:54] Bye now.

[03:48:57] Fuck.

[03:49:01] You wanted me to listen to your problems?

[03:49:03] Now the whole country will listen to your problems.

[03:49:05] No! The betrayal!

[03:49:08] Take him out or let him go. What should I do, guys?

[03:49:12] Should I let him go?

[03:49:17] Kill that boy?

[03:49:18] Oh...

[03:49:20] How can I be betrayed by my own therapist?

[03:49:24] That's so fucked, isn't it?

[03:49:27] That's my life!

[03:49:29] Now, that's how you're going to work.

[03:49:35] I

[03:49:59] Saved you again, baby

[03:50:01] Again! So what are you gonna do for me about Haynes, the rest of the FIB, the IAA, and everyone else, huh?

[03:50:09] History's written by the living, okay? We can pin most of it on Agent Sanchez.

[03:50:14] I get that story right and the agency and bureau will back off. The problem we need to deal with is Trevor.

[03:50:21] Trevor? Why?

[03:50:23] Try Meriwether, Chinese gangsters, General Insanity and so on.

[03:50:28] I can spin Steve that you're controllable, but not Trevor.

[03:50:32] Steve?

[03:50:33] He's our wounded hero right now. I gotta cozy up to him, calm him down.

[03:50:38] Just get me out.

[03:50:53] Notice how evil you are that you don't adhere to betrayed.

[03:51:17] Thanks for the five months

[03:51:30] How did I make my start over the- I didn't do that!

[03:51:33] I didn't do that!

[03:51:36] What?

[03:51:37] What?

[03:51:40] Jason, thanks for the 16 months.

[03:51:44] I didn't even do anything.

[03:51:47] He did- okay I didn't want the cars but I didn't make that guy fucking jump out of his

[03:51:57] car and roll across my head.

[03:52:03] Alright, we're fine.

[03:52:14] Oh

[03:52:21] Amazing yo hip hip. No, thank you for these sub welcome

[03:52:41] Chloe 14 months

[03:52:44] Wow.

[03:53:12] Wait, is this the Santa Monica pier?

[03:53:14] Someone said they were going to kill me there once.

[03:53:24] Yo, Credo, thanks for the one year.

[03:53:40] Fuck you, but I was trying to pass you!

[03:54:10] I'm the best in every kind of state

[03:54:12] I just wanna get my money

[03:54:14] Fuck the wrong thing

[03:54:16] I'm gonna be talking about violence in my list

[03:54:18] As soon as I thought that I flipped that

[03:54:20] Feel I'm a little bit different, I get it

[03:54:22] I spent all the bitches she did

[03:54:24] Trying to find out why baby ain't all the little bitches

[03:54:26] She ain't gonna give up on me

[03:54:28] She's rich, nigga, dick, and ain't free

[03:54:30] She be throwing that ass, she good at it

[03:54:32] Turn around and move forward

[03:54:34] She like, I need this shit with some boppies

[03:54:36] I feel blessed to work with that money

[03:54:38] I

[03:54:50] Can squeeze her here, right?

[03:55:08] I

[03:55:38] Hello, gentlemen.

[03:55:42] Fuck you!

[03:55:46] Fuck you, asshole!

[03:55:47] What?

[03:55:48] I'mma fuck you up!

[03:55:49] Fuck you!

[03:55:50] Nice piece, dawg.

[03:55:51] Hey, hey, yo, yo, who the fuck is this motherfucker?

[03:55:52] Hey, what's crackin' on me?

[03:55:53] What you doin' round here, man?

[03:55:54] He's hanging up.

[03:55:55] Yeah, you motherfucker.

[03:55:56] You.

[03:55:57] What?

[03:55:58] I'm talkin' to you motherfucker.

[03:55:59] Who else you think I'm talkin' to, homeboy?

[03:56:00] I'm getting bored.

[03:56:01] I'm getting bored.

[03:56:02] I'm getting bored.

[03:56:03] I'm getting bored.

[03:56:04] I'm getting bored.

[03:56:05] I'm getting bored.

[03:56:06] I'm getting bored.

[03:56:07] I'm getting bored.

[03:56:08] I'm getting bored of this.

[03:56:10] It's not legally fucking, if you do not penetrate.

[03:56:15] Shit man!

[03:56:17] Fucker!

[03:56:18] Fuck!

[03:56:19] Oh shit!

[03:56:30] Grampage.

[03:56:38] We're real?

[03:57:06] Trevor should be the one going to therapy.

[03:57:08] I love you, bitch!

[03:57:17] Anymore, Motherfucker!

[03:57:20] I wanna hear of them!

[03:57:29] Excuse me, girls! It's matching colors!

[03:57:35] I hope it's too much!

[03:57:38] I don't care how many of you there are.

[03:57:58] oh shit wait what's that sound

[03:58:23] Whooo!

[03:58:29] Rampage complete!

[03:58:31] Rampage...

[03:58:33] Do I have anything else I can do as Trumber?

[03:58:43] Oh, there's another rampage!

[03:58:45] Up here.

[03:58:47] I'm gonna switch for now.

[03:58:51] I

[03:59:08] Meal meal meal meal meal meal meal meal

[03:59:21] Actually, I'm just going to do the main stuff right now.

[03:59:27] Alright, let's find a car to get home.

[03:59:41] Oh, god. I think Trevor's a happy guy. Yeah.

[03:59:44] We could all be a little bit more like Trevor, you know?

[03:59:51] Whoa!

[03:59:52] That was really pretty.

[03:59:58] I

[04:00:08] Whoa, that was really pretty

[04:00:28] That the rap was a commotion. That the hip-hop was hip-hop.

[04:00:32] What do you mean?

[04:00:33] Isaiah Freedlender killed!

[04:00:36] It takes wayne to finally die off in this case.

[04:00:39] The radio host and author Isaiah Freedlender was murdered by an unnoticellent yesterday.

[04:00:45] The psychiatrist only recently rose to fame.

[04:00:47] He found in the publication of this hugely successful book about his relationship with an idiotic,

[04:00:53] It's terrifying and amusement to look at sociopath and a pair of the retired mankrobber, he code names Mar-E Descentus.

[04:01:00] The analyst for morning at the Las Vegas in town with taste are dying off,

[04:01:05] leading many to worry what this means for the local art and real estate market.

[04:01:09] Architectural gems are languishing on the market as locals sell their ways

[04:01:13] and immediately rid your mind tacky past dimensions.

[04:01:16] Experts also warn that the new art galleries opening up are mostly full of crap over the price tag

[04:01:22] some reason people are buying some things

[04:01:25] some things that you can't register as someone

[04:01:29] and you can't register with me

[04:01:31] whoa

[04:01:33] what did you turn the clock into before

[04:01:39] what is that? oh it's just hard to go

[04:01:52] We got some fun there, stretch back, high heels.

[04:01:54] You know you're going to need this for a month.

[04:01:56] You know.

[04:01:57] You need to light your ears.

[04:01:59] Oh, and I might just chill when I got nothing to fight.

[04:02:02] And I'll join my sight when singing.

[04:02:04] I still feel these feelings when I run from you.

[04:02:06] I got some fun, strong, and funny things that don't fuck.

[04:02:09] You don't need to say anything, I need to be happy.

[04:02:11] Never done that, so now I'm a wreck.

[04:02:13] Don't enjoy fighting, sit in your bed.

[04:02:15] So bad that both the table and the table won't come down.

[04:02:18] You might just light your ears.

[04:02:20] We're back!

[04:02:50] Oh, hey.

[04:02:53] Hey.

[04:02:54] What you doing here?

[04:02:55] I mean, I'm real glad you're here.

[04:02:57] Come here.

[04:02:58] I can't stay.

[04:02:58] What's up, babe?

[04:02:59] Look, it's Lamar.

[04:03:00] What that fool want now?

[04:03:02] It's your best friend.

[04:03:03] He's your best fucking friend.

[04:03:05] For real.

[04:03:06] My best friend.

[04:03:07] My homeboy, right?

[04:03:08] My nigga.

[04:03:09] Man, fuck you.

[04:03:11] I mean, not like that, man, but no, he ain't.

[04:03:13] He's just another nigga from the hood.

[04:03:15] Him stretching all the motherfucking clowns.

[04:03:17] All he want to do is drag a motherfucker

[04:03:19] a mother fucker down and live in the past.

[04:03:21] And this is the future?

[04:03:23] A big empty house with nobody who gives a fuck about you.

[04:03:26] What's she doing?

[04:03:27] For me, it can work for you, babe.

[04:03:28] I'm getting married, Franklin, to a lot of murderers.

[04:03:31] What the fuck are you doing here, Tunisian?

[04:03:33] I'm worried about Lamar.

[04:03:33] You got to help him, Franklin.

[04:03:35] Man, that shit is old.

[04:03:36] Oh, I'm a legitimate businessman now, sister.

[04:03:40] I'm a CEO and investor.

[04:03:42] I'm a little minority.

[04:03:43] I'm a fucking moron, nigga.

[04:03:44] You a phony fuck.

[04:03:46] What?

[04:03:47] I ain't saying you got to marry the fool.

[04:03:49] I'm saying he's about to get killed over that deal you in

[04:03:52] and put on what stretcher set him up.

[04:03:54] Fuck, man, my whole fucking life,

[04:03:56] I've been looking after this motherfucker

[04:03:58] and paying the price after it, fuck.

[04:04:00] Well, at least do it one more time, Franklin, for me.

[04:04:04] For you?

[04:04:05] For you and your doctor?

[04:04:07] I love you and Lamar.

[04:04:08] We grew up together, but this life ain't for me

[04:04:10] and you knew that.

[04:04:11] You ain't changing.

[04:04:13] I don't care how many cars you own,

[04:04:15] how many apartments you own,

[04:04:17] I don't care how many diamonds you put in your ear.

[04:04:18] It ain't for me, not some bad or done good.

[04:04:21] Babe, look, I'll change.

[04:04:22] No, you won't, and that's fair enough,

[04:04:24] but at least respect what you do, who you are.

[04:04:26] If you let that idiot die, you a bigger ass.

[04:04:29] Damn, she's telling him off.

[04:04:32] Look, he's going up to some sawmill in the Polito Bay.

[04:04:36] You do what you gotta do.

[04:04:43] Yeah, and why do you call her babe?

[04:04:45] Maybe it was an accident?

[04:04:52] She's getting married to someone else dude.

[04:04:54] It's his ex?

[04:04:55] Yeah, but you don't really call your ex babe.

[04:04:58] It's actually when she's like, I'm getting married by like, to a doctor.

[04:05:03] Boy, Lamar got set up.

[04:05:05] I think he up near Polito Bay had some sawmill with some

[04:05:07] bomb.

[04:05:08] Could you like do some computer magic and look into it?

[04:05:11] Is that possible at all?

[04:05:12] Should be.

[04:05:13] I've got a back door under the Polito Bay police network

[04:05:16] left over from the score we did up there.

[04:05:18] Give me a second here.

[04:05:20] Hold on.

[04:05:21] Yes.

[04:05:22] Oh, there you hook at me.

[04:05:24] This must be it.

[04:05:25] There are older reports of a weed operation being run by an

[04:05:28] African-American gang.

[04:05:30] The files got buried, so I'm guessing they

[04:05:32] paid off the cops.

[04:05:33] They growing weed up there?

[04:05:34] Growing it in the hills most likely, but they might be packing and shipping it out of this sawmill.

[04:05:39] I'd expect a fair few of them up there.

[04:05:41] Shit.

[04:05:42] And I'm gonna need some help.

[04:05:43] Can you tell Mike and Trevor to meet me up there?

[04:05:46] They still aren't getting along that well.

[04:05:48] Tell them this for me, and it's serious.

[04:05:50] Thanks man.

[04:05:53] Oh shit.

[04:05:55] Get the boys together again.

[04:06:03] you

[04:06:33] you

[04:07:03] you

[04:07:33] you

[04:08:03] you

[04:08:33] you

[04:09:03] Welcome back, it's very scenic, yes.

[04:09:33] You know, I always just slam W, so I go get to places faster, and I just end up making

[04:09:54] it take way fucking longer.

[04:09:57] All the fucking times I crash.

[04:09:59] Porky Shinobi, thanks for 46 months!

[04:10:13] Heyyyyyyyy!

[04:10:14] Y'all get to the homies!

[04:10:26] Yo, awesome! Thanks for 18 months!

[04:10:29] Does it hurt?

[04:10:36] He lindo

[04:10:45] E ந H

[04:10:47] I reached the ceiling

[04:10:59] Let's get in there!

[04:11:01] I gotta find a way in!

[04:11:03] Got into a sold position!

[04:11:06] Yes sir!

[04:11:10] I saw a few possible entry points when I got here.

[04:11:13] One, the front entrance on the right there.

[04:11:15] It was most direct way in and was likely the heaviest.

[04:11:18] Two, down the hill to my left.

[04:11:20] There's a bulldozer there.

[04:11:22] Might be able to use it in the assault.

[04:11:24] Three, the other side from me.

[04:11:26] By the railroad.

[04:11:27] Should be possible to avoid the worst of it that way, but I won't be able to cover you. All right, thanks

[04:11:36] I'm making my clay. I'm calling

[04:11:40] All right, my time to move

[04:11:42] Hey, I got a good advantage. I'll see what I can do up here with the tadgums

[04:11:46] We might stand a better chance if we come at him from two angles. That's what I was thinking that on board

[04:11:57] Let's find our next place of attack.

[04:12:01] Is this the bulldozer one?

[04:12:05] Alright.

[04:12:07] Let's get in there!

[04:12:19] I can't

[04:12:24] Let's get in there

[04:12:35] Give us back our boy

[04:12:49] Oh, that's his problem.

[04:13:14] Oh my god, you're so nice.

[04:13:29] I'm getting shot from anywhere!

[04:13:34] I'm on the maria

[04:14:04] Where are they?

[04:14:11] The barge is with!

[04:14:17] Yo coding master, thanks for 14 months!

[04:14:22] Come on! Where's he at?

[04:14:52] Oh, I missed.

[04:15:21] Oh, that's Franklin.

[04:15:28] Whoopsie!

[04:15:51] Oh, fancy seeing you here, motherfucker.

[04:15:54] Yeah.

[04:15:55] You whistled your tongue.

[04:15:57] Come on, man.

[04:15:58] Oh my god.

[04:15:59] There's so many.

[04:16:00] There's so many.

[04:16:01] Shoot!

[04:16:02] Shoot!

[04:16:03] Shoot!

[04:16:04] Shoot!

[04:16:05] Shoot!

[04:16:06] Shoot!

[04:16:07] Shoot!

[04:16:08] Shoot!

[04:16:09] Shoot!

[04:16:09] Get some help.

[04:16:10] You crazy dude here, too.

[04:16:11] Hey, Trevor!

[04:16:12] Hey, come on!

[04:16:13] Let's go!

[04:16:14] Get off the ground, motherfucker.

[04:16:17] I can't believe you had this.

[04:16:19] Fuck!

[04:16:20] Let me have y'all!

[04:16:29] Bruh.

[04:16:39] Holy moly.

[04:16:41] If we go this way, we'll have Michael's gun for support!

[04:16:44] We'll take Lamar, but we'll leave you the way he is!

[04:16:47] I need my GF ball to make the first time I need to react.

[04:16:49] How dare you wait, I'm sorry!

[04:16:52] Oh, your girlfriend, I said hello.

[04:16:55] And I'm sorry.

[04:17:00] Yeah, I am a jackass.

[04:17:07] How could you?

[04:17:09] I just fucking sucked it, I'm sorry.

[04:17:12] I can't even read, honestly.

[04:17:17] I'm going to take them off!

[04:17:27] All right, I'm going to.

[04:17:32] Lamar!

[04:17:33] It is time to skedaddle.

[04:17:42] Yeah man, we're going!

[04:17:52] Alright.

[04:17:56] We did it!

[04:17:58] Oh and maybe Michael and Trevor got a little bit of their friendship back.

[04:18:04] Maybe.

[04:18:05] These goers, thanks for 27 months.

[04:18:35] I'm so sorry

[04:18:52] What happened to me and you fucking shit up form gangsters mitten so I shouldn't have called him right

[04:18:58] Yeah, I was doing everything on my power to make sure you wasn't flat. I can make sure I ain't clap clearly you can't

[04:19:03] Next time, um, don't come.

[04:19:05] And matter of fact, if you do come, don't bring them due.

[04:19:08] Man, look, let's not talk next time.

[04:19:10] Next time, don't get your ass in this situation, all right?

[04:19:12] It's the hood, Frank.

[04:19:14] That's what happens in the hood.

[04:19:16] No, the fucking don't.

[04:19:17] Not for everyone.

[04:19:18] I'm one of them dudes that it happens to.

[04:19:21] Man, you gonna tell me what was going on back then?

[04:19:23] Oh, shit, honey.

[04:19:24] That's the shit that's different from the country club shit.

[04:19:26] Your overpaid ass is presently a cussing tool.

[04:19:29] Man, strip.

[04:19:30] Shit!

[04:19:31] This one's meant to, I actually did it on purpose, this one's meant to be a short cut, it just didn't work out.

[04:19:49] Perfect landing!

[04:19:52] Aren't you guys not impressed?

[04:19:55] Yo, shout out to Raven, thank you for the 4 months.

[04:20:01] Grandma, thanks for one year!

[04:20:08] Mom, I keep stopping talking.

[04:20:18] Sorry.

[04:20:31] Remember how angry his ass got, especially with you bringing him into this shit?

[04:20:35] Aye aye, but tell me this though, if Stretch was fucking with your boy LD, why set us up

[04:20:40] with the deal for the brick in the first place?

[04:20:42] He go off and make peace with the ballers, come back, and then put us on the lick on

[04:20:46] Roll Street.

[04:20:47] Man, you remember Roll Street?

[04:20:49] That brick was drywall.

[04:20:50] Rippin' us off was probably Stretch's ideal anyway.

[04:20:53] Damn, you think so?

[04:20:55] It makes sense, don't it?

[04:20:56] Man, I ain't knowin', man, maybe.

[04:20:58] stress got in with the ballers when he was in socks. Played us as Morks, dawg, put a bunch of this

[04:21:28] you

[04:21:58] you

[04:22:28] you

[04:22:58] you

[04:23:28] you

[04:23:58] I'm going to get nice and plump delicious twitch primes don't be like that doll because

[04:24:25] Number one I never got paid for the mother fuckers. Oh, number two. I say don't motherfucking ask

[04:24:31] No matter how many times you in that tiny motherfucking brain of yours to try to get us killed. I saved you dog

[04:24:37] Oh, oh my nigga. I thought we was homies for life

[04:24:41] Me too, but I thought we was trying to get out of this bullshit

[04:24:44] You live in a fantasy homie the best thing you can help for is a big turn off your motherfucking frowner

[04:24:49] They gave nobody coming to your funeral. Well, man. What about the motherfucking times? I say your life homie

[04:24:55] What about that?

[04:24:56] Oh, thank you, homie.

[04:24:57] Thanks for leaving me a nigga in the backfield.

[04:25:00] You know what, my nigga?

[04:25:01] If your ass can just ex-civilize,

[04:25:03] you will get some work.

[04:25:04] But instead, you want to be this gang-banging mad dog

[04:25:07] in the asshole.

[04:25:08] Oh, my bad, Mr. Gold Card.

[04:25:09] Excuse me, sir.

[04:25:10] Thank you for helping out a post-tree nigga like me, sir.

[04:25:12] You can go now, sir.

[04:25:13] Thank you.

[04:25:14] Thank you.

[04:25:15] Nigga, who you think I am, nigga?

[04:25:16] Fuck you, Lamar.

[04:25:17] No, fuck you, F nigga.

[04:25:18] I thought we was homies, nigga.

[04:25:20] But that's some shit that just got passed you, my nigga.

[04:25:23] You know what, dawg?

[04:25:24] If something good comes up, I hit my dude man, chill out, alright?

[04:25:27] Yeah, whatever nigga, you just hit me when you find out what the true concept of friendship is, nigga.

[04:25:31] We came from the sandbox together.

[04:25:33] I know that, I got you dawg. If something good comes up, I got you.

[04:25:36] Yeah, whatever nigga, I'm in a turf, nigga, if you remember what that is.

[04:25:41] Oh!

[04:25:42] What's up, playa?

[04:25:44] Hello Franklin.

[04:25:44] Er, hello, why are you guys here?

[04:25:47] We ain't done yet homie, not yet.

[04:25:49] Neera.

[04:25:51] Man, what the fuck y'all want me to do?

[04:25:53] Kill the Prefine, fuck his wife or something, and obey some fucking country.

[04:25:57] No, no, something more sensible, something that's gotta be done.

[04:26:00] Hey, from the time it's right, you're gonna take old Trevor and put him out the pasture.

[04:26:04] Oh, me?

[04:26:04] What?

[04:26:05] Michael will be sensible, but Trevor won't be.

[04:26:08] Trevor is a liability that none of us can afford.

[04:26:12] No!

[04:26:13] He saved both y'all and-

[04:26:14] Leave Trevor alone!

[04:26:16] Hey, when we give you the word, you're gonna do this.

[04:26:19] No, I'm not.

[04:26:21] Let me get Michael to do it. Me and Trevor cool, dawg.

[04:26:24] Michael can't do it. Trevor won't let him near.

[04:26:28] That's why it's up to you, homie.

[04:26:33] Hey, who was that?

[04:26:35] Nobody. Don't worry about it, nigga.

[04:26:37] Hey, flossin' ass, nigga.

[04:26:42] Wow.

[04:26:47] Well, at least Lamar's safe, I guess.

[04:26:51] Yo, girl, how ya fine ass doin'?

[04:26:56] Man.

[04:26:57] Oh.

[04:26:58] He's got something.

[04:27:02] F-Dogs, my dad's not a complete asshole.

[04:27:07] I'm going to the premiere of his movie.

[04:27:09] Church, bro.

[04:27:10] Gotta mean him at Pozenbeest so he can get a tux.

[04:27:14] The next stops the red carpet.

[04:27:16] Hashtag swag.

[04:27:18] Oh, shit.

[04:27:19] proud of his dad until he sees that the movie is going to be complete garbage probably.

[04:27:27] Gembo! Gembo! This is James DeSanta's personal line. If you've received my resume by email and

[04:27:36] would like to discuss how my combination of street smarts and book knowledge can improve

[04:27:40] your business please leave a message. Wow. Wow. What's Michael up to? Getting ready

[04:27:53] for his premiere I'm sure? You're gonna have to pop it in the suburbs. Is it time? It's

[04:28:04] It's time!

[04:28:05] Gotta get a suit.

[04:28:09] I can't wait to see this movie.

[04:28:10] I've been trying to see a new movie the whole fucking game and they just keep showing me

[04:28:15] that fucking artsy ass black and white punch film that I already watched.

[04:28:23] Can't wait.

[04:28:24] Time for some new fresh entertainment.

[04:28:33] That's my family, the most important people in the world to me.

[04:28:40] And they're all going to be so proud of Michael DeSanta, the producer man.

[04:28:47] He will finally achieve all of his dreams.

[04:28:50] Amazing.

[04:28:51] Yo, it's Obby!

[04:28:52] Thank you for the five!

[04:28:53] Thank you, Obby.

[04:28:54] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[04:28:55] Thank you for the five.

[04:28:56] Thank you for the five.

[04:28:57] Thank you for the five.

[04:28:58] Thank you for the five.

[04:28:59] Thank you for the five.

[04:29:00] Thank you for the five.

[04:29:01] More perfect riding by me.

[04:29:16] It's fine.

[04:29:24] It's fine.

[04:29:29] to your tuxedo to attend the meltdown premiere meltdown huh you put this dude

[04:29:37] I've got a ride you better get a badass tux these aren't tuxes the tuxes over

[04:29:44] over here. Suits. Tuxedo. Tuxedo. No? Excuse me ma'am, where are the tuxedos?

[04:30:06] Oh, there's only one... this... this is a... I mean, I guess it's a tuxedo, but he's not

[04:30:22] gonna have like a little bowtie?

[04:30:24] Okay, sure, whatever.

[04:30:26] I thought tuxes always had bowties, is that not true?

[04:30:29] I

[04:30:40] Thought a suit was like student time tuxedo meant you had like tuxedo shirt and then a bow tie tuxedo tie

[04:30:49] lima see

[04:30:59] Get that drink out. Yeah. Oh, thank you for the party. Thank you so much

[04:31:14] Jimmy

[04:31:18] 90 plus percent on rotten tomatoes

[04:31:24] And then I'm gonna sell my story and become really judgment and I'm gonna use

[04:31:29] all the contacts I make in treatment programs to become a pretty woman too.

[04:31:33] Yo, Arst, thank you for the 19 months.

[04:31:37] And I'm gonna make even shittier movies than my dad does.

[04:31:40] I played that during the intro today.

[04:31:44] Cause I don't care about movies like him.

[04:31:46] For me, it's just an opportunity thing.

[04:31:49] Whee! Yeah! You see the Streets Edge losers?

[04:31:53] You're doing the movie business.

[04:31:54] Jimmy's such a charmer, isn't he?

[04:31:56] You hear that, fine wood?

[04:31:58] Hey, I hear it, and I don't like it.

[04:32:01] We're going to the Oriental Theater on Pinewood Boulevard!

[04:32:05] Get back down here!

[04:32:06] And that's just like,

[04:32:08] Gawket celebrities from behind the barrier.

[04:32:14] We're actually, like, properly invited!

[04:32:17] B to the I to the B!

[04:32:20] Jimmy!

[04:32:20] Read my neck rolls!

[04:32:22] In title!

[04:32:24] E-N-T!

[04:32:26] Uh, title! Because I am Jimmy!

[04:32:30] Oh, hot chill! I'm done spraying this shizzle. Let's take a drink.

[04:32:37] Oh, hello?

[04:32:38] Jimmy, shut up a second. Hey, Devin, look. I need to say about Molly, man. I'm sorry, but I didn't do it.

[04:32:46] I told you to slow it down, slick.

[04:32:48] It was an accident. I was there, but I had nothing to do with it.

[04:32:53] Sure. Yeah. Hey, you made a fool out of me Michael and that is something I'm not gonna

[04:32:57] Uh-oh.

[04:32:58] Look, Devon, I said I'm sorry. I feel bad for you, but you're all threatening me because

[04:33:05] this movie's happening, alright? So let's just calm down and try to be friends again.

[04:33:11] Oh, absolutely, Slick. Forgive and forget. Namaste.

[04:33:16] Uh-oh. Guys, I think he's gonna ruin the movie premiere.

[04:33:23] The wife and the daughter aren't coming to the premiere?

[04:33:37] Hello, ladies.

[04:33:41] Nice dresses.

[04:33:42] shoot sex scenes in a green screen kind of environment.

[04:33:44] Yeah, yeah, sir.

[04:33:45] The fog is there across my mind, I suppose.

[04:33:48] Thanks, Antonia.

[04:33:49] Nice and tight.

[04:33:50] Pace Laszlo on the red carpet of meltdown.

[04:33:52] Some big stars.

[04:33:53] Some beautiful dresses.

[04:33:54] We're going to see some side food tonight.

[04:33:56] Come on.

[04:33:58] We did it!

[04:33:59] Salmon!

[04:34:00] We fucking did it!

[04:34:01] Fuckin' it!

[04:34:03] Fuck you, fakes!

[04:34:04] I may be a lecherous old husband,

[04:34:07] but I'm a husband with a premiere at the Oriental Theater

[04:34:11] Fine wood boulevard. I see you in there kid. Hey, thanks

[04:34:17] Enjoy the picture everyone. Mr. Richard. I could just bother you for a second

[04:34:23] I'm last low from a famous shame. No

[04:34:26] I was wondering this guy. Of course you should come see me kid. I think I got a project

[04:34:31] It would be perfect for you. Oh, that's fantastic. It's called the closet really modern stuff

[04:34:41] You're flying, okay? I never had surgery.

[04:34:44] Milton, Milton, hi. Sorry to bother you.

[04:34:46] Quick question. Get in here, type.

[04:34:48] Love, love, love the movie.

[04:34:50] Thank you so much. I appreciate it.

[04:34:52] When you were that polar bear, and you had to eat your baby, I mean, I was...

[04:34:56] Alright, she was gross.

[04:34:57] It was emotional. Stick on his head.

[04:34:59] I'm not really affected.

[04:35:00] Alright, I gotta go. Thank you so much.

[04:35:02] Excuse me, excuse me.

[04:35:03] Come on.

[04:35:04] Come on, let's get in there.

[04:35:05] Why?

[04:35:06] Ah, last love.

[04:35:07] Come on, shit, dick.

[04:35:11] Well, is she?

[04:35:14] Looks like she stood ya.

[04:35:16] Hey!

[04:35:17] Hope I'm not too late.

[04:35:18] I wouldn't miss this for the world.

[04:35:20] Devon, what the fuck are you doing here?

[04:35:22] Uh-oh.

[04:35:23] Hey, what a movie.

[04:35:24] Meltdown.

[04:35:25] Mintini, thanks for six months.

[04:35:26] We did it.

[04:35:27] Hey, let's get a picture, huh?

[04:35:29] You need the proud producer.

[04:35:31] Such a pleasure working with you.

[04:35:34] You see, I was here, unlike your wife.

[04:35:38] Seems to be stuck at home.

[04:35:40] you twisted fuck you're a dead man let's go come on but I could take the red

[04:35:54] sports car but the limo is cool you got to the second I see yourself or your

[04:35:59] family dick head what happened I don't know this rich asshole pissed off at me

[04:36:04] because I didn't shit can the movie and then his lawyer died and he just told

[04:36:08] He's gonna hurt your mom you killed the lawyer and now he's gonna kill mom and Tracy

[04:36:13] He ain't gonna do anything if I got a son. They're leaving again. He killed my wife's gonna leave me again

[04:36:19] It's an accident. I would never do anything to put you in danger

[04:36:23] Shit. All right. Okay. You'll be fine. They're tough. This is just a movie guy, right?

[04:36:29] He's not a gangster or anything. No, he's not a gangster. He's just

[04:36:33] He's extremely rich. He says he's got all these connections. I'm sure it's just talk.

[04:36:41] Uh-oh.

[04:36:45] Dad! Dad, we gotta move in!

[04:36:47] I'm trying, Jimbo! Shut the hell up!

[04:36:52] Did I pop the tire? Oh my god.

[04:36:54] Shit, what's that car?

[04:36:55] Oh no.

[04:36:56] Alright, Jimmy, you gotta hide. I'm gonna find the girls.

[04:36:59] Be careful, dad!

[04:37:01] Oh, no.

[04:37:03] That is all he's got, right?

[04:37:05] Oh, here he is!

[04:37:06] Crap!

[04:37:07] Hup!

[04:37:08] Bitch!

[04:37:15] What?!

[04:37:24] Urrgrrrrr...

[04:37:27] I hate my bitch wife!

[04:37:29] I hate my bitch wife

[04:37:40] I

[04:37:57] Scruffy, thanks for 49 months. I'm not a jackass. I just make human mistakes

[04:38:10] I told you to fuck off!

[04:38:12] Fire in the hole!

[04:38:14] Huh?

[04:38:16] Ah!

[04:38:18] Ah!

[04:38:20] Ah!

[04:38:22] Ah!

[04:38:24] Ah!

[04:38:26] Ah!

[04:38:28] Smoke, thanks for the gift.

[04:38:30] Ah!

[04:38:32] Ah!

[04:38:34] Ah!

[04:38:36] Ah!

[04:39:08] Woo!

[04:39:10] Say goodbye!

[04:39:12] God, no!

[04:39:14] Oh, Jesus!

[04:39:16] No!

[04:39:18] No!

[04:39:20] No!

[04:39:22] No!

[04:39:24] No!

[04:39:26] No!

[04:39:28] No!

[04:39:30] No!

[04:39:32] No!

[04:39:34] No!

[04:39:36] I didn't know it's my health.

[04:40:06] I'll crack.

[04:40:08] Faster!

[04:40:10] Get on the shop!

[04:40:12] Leave my family alone!

[04:40:37] You ruined the movie, perimeter!

[04:40:41] Now you must die.

[04:41:11] My family is gonna think I'm such a hero.

[04:41:17] Trace!

[04:41:19] Aren't they?

[04:41:22] Got you, dick!

[04:41:24] Get away!

[04:41:26] No, it's not.

[04:41:27] What was that?

[04:41:29] Someone there?

[04:41:32] I'm gonna start shooting!

[04:41:35] Fuck!

[04:41:38] No way!

[04:41:41] Yeah, you like that, don't you, huh?

[04:41:43] Take it off!

[04:41:44] Ha ha ha!

[04:41:45] Oh!

[04:41:46] What the fuck?

[04:41:47] That's me!

[04:41:48] I thought I was on that guy!

[04:41:51] So you sit on his face?

[04:41:53] It's called tea bagging?

[04:41:55] I really fucked him up good though, huh?

[04:41:57] Alright, listen, I'm gonna make a call.

[04:41:59] It's all gonna be okay. Stay put.

[04:42:01] Oh, my nose.

[04:42:11] you

[04:42:41] you

[04:43:11] you

[04:43:41] you

[04:44:11] you

[04:44:41] you

[04:45:11] Oh

[04:45:17] Trisha Trevor

[04:45:21] My thoughts are with you. Is he a Martin?

[04:45:27] You're a sweet boy Trevor a sweet man

[04:45:33] Trisha really miss I have to go

[04:45:41] So sad. So sad. Bro! It's closed? What time is it? It says 10 a.m.

[04:45:59] How do I see how time it is?

[04:46:10] Tuesday 8.34.

[04:46:12] Not my problem.

[04:46:17] Come on right now! Stop the terrible pattern!

[04:46:26] Not my problem!

[04:46:29] Dude, come on!

[04:46:32] Come on! I wanna see the movie!

[04:46:36] Why can't I pass time?

[04:46:39] If you click save on your phone, you skip six hours.

[04:46:41] Okay, I'm gonna try that.

[04:46:44] Work safe.

[04:46:47] I guess we will go to the mission.

[04:47:08] We will have movie time soon.

[04:47:38] Holy shit.

[04:47:56] Help.

[04:47:59] Help.

[04:48:05] Help!

[04:48:06] Help!

[04:48:07] Oh my god, it's getting worse.

[04:48:15] Oh my god!

[04:48:26] Spectrum, why?

[04:48:31] Hey, come on, put that away!

[04:48:35] Sorry.

[04:48:38] Sorry, sir.

[04:48:48] You're still here, bro?

[04:48:51] He can't leave, he's here in perpetuity.

[04:48:56] He's freaky!

[04:48:58] Oh my gosh.

[04:49:01] Lester, hello!

[04:49:31] I've seen nothing yet.

[04:49:33] In a bit of heat, a few years back there in the Midwest

[04:49:36] and your boy Michael, he changed his name.

[04:49:40] Well, away tell it and wasn't that clear.

[04:49:42] Hey, sorry I'm late.

[04:49:44] I'm Michael, the one talking shit on you.

[04:49:46] Well, don't worry, in another few hours

[04:49:48] you never have to talk about me again, Trevor.

[04:49:50] You're the one who likes to talk.

[04:49:53] Watch your back, you two.

[04:49:56] That's all I'm saying.

[04:49:58] Fuck you.

[04:49:59] Fuck you!

[04:50:00] All right, all right, enough!

[04:50:01] Enough!

[04:50:02] Thank you.

[04:50:05] Okay, this is it.

[04:50:08] Well, we have two options.

[04:50:09] They're both out there, but then again, what do you expect?

[04:50:13] Okay, option one, we hijack the armored cars.

[04:50:17] We take the cruise hostage,

[04:50:19] then we infiltrate the depository.

[04:50:21] Now once you're in there and you've got the score,

[04:50:22] we send in a team of modded cars.

[04:50:24] You load up, you get out.

[04:50:25] We need to infiltrate the transportation grid

[04:50:28] manipulated to aid our escape.

[04:50:30] But option two, we cause a distraction out front,

[04:50:33] making them think we're dumb.

[04:50:35] Well, we've never had a problem if it's people of that half

[04:50:38] width.

[04:50:38] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

[04:50:41] The other guys will be drilling, taking what they can.

[04:50:45] You're going to be the distraction.

[04:50:46] Always the attention seeker.

[04:50:48] You know, for a guy who's always stepping on his friends

[04:50:51] to get ahead, he has an unfortunately low sense of self

[04:50:54] work.

[04:50:55] OK, OK.

[04:50:56] Let me show you the board to a recap that these are our options

[04:51:01] We try to make them give us the gold or we drill a big old hole in the side of the bank and we take it out

[04:51:07] Big hole if you're drilling a big old hole, you'll need a big old drill a tunnel bore machine

[04:51:12] I'll locate it, but you have to steal it and store it near the bank

[04:51:16] They're excavating a new part of the metro network around there. So that's where you'll go in

[04:51:20] We'll need choppers for the getaway to a trigger has one we can use the other can be bought the guys on the ground

[04:51:25] We'll need a getaway car so get something fast and tough and then modify it as much as you can to increase your chances of getting away

[04:51:30] From the cops it's got to be stored in a parking garage near the UD

[04:51:34] There's gonna be a lot of heat so think about that

[04:51:37] For I'm forgetting something. Oh, that's it

[04:51:40] We'll need a train to land the gold on and take it to the warehouse. You'll have to steal it again. I'll send you the details

[04:51:47] Now if you're interested in the more subtle approach

[04:51:50] High-jacking the armored cars and so on subtle sounds less interesting

[04:51:54] Stingers and only cops are licensed to have them. So that's a headache of its own

[04:51:59] Don't know what else. Oh, right. Yeah, you'll need to get a hold of and mod some getaway cars

[04:52:04] The normal suspension is gonna give out under a couple of tons of gold. Whoa, man a couple of times

[04:52:10] Four tons in total. Holy shit system to divert into the cage. We're hitting fuck me

[04:52:16] Okay, okay, last thing you remember that underpass we saw from the helicopter. Yeah, that's where I'll set up the

[04:52:23] Smoke and mirrors to get the cops off your sense. I heard that before

[04:52:28] Michael saw a little more obvious. What's it going to be?

[04:52:32] I'm thinking obvious. What do you guys think the big drill sounds fun?

[04:52:40] Yeah, this is the the the big one right so yeah, we got to go obvious for sure

[04:52:46] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:52:49] Hmm.

[04:52:51] Hmm.

[04:52:52] Alright, we're going through the wall so we'll just need a skeleton crew.

[04:52:56] Okay, two gunmen and two drivers.

[04:53:00] The first driver will pilot one of the choppers getting you out of there.

[04:53:03] Half the gold will be in that chopper, so these better be some safe, effing hands.

[04:53:08] The second driver is in charge of the train.

[04:53:10] I don't think we need to hire someone very expensive for this.

[04:53:13] We're all waiting!

[04:53:15] I'm sorry!

[04:53:18] Oh, her rate's really low and she's good!

[04:53:22] Yeah, let's take Taliana then, holy shit.

[04:53:26] What a deal.

[04:53:30] Um...

[04:53:36] Um...

[04:53:38] I kinda wanna take the less good guy.

[04:53:41] Yeah, let's go cheat.

[04:53:45] But I haven't seen them under pressure.

[04:53:47] Well, I've been getting expensive for every mission so far.

[04:53:58] We'll take Chef for this one.

[04:54:09] We're gonna go with Carl.

[04:54:15] We'll only get one shot at this thing. Is this the shot we want to touch?

[04:54:19] Oh my bit, right.

[04:54:30] Okay, this is fine.

[04:54:45] to rob the largest holding bank on the west coast is for him and him personally

[04:54:50] to come up the front door the kind of vein a genius working with you okay

[04:54:56] all right all right ladies we got a move come on can we fucking do this I'll

[04:55:01] show you what you need this is it guys the fuck

[04:55:10] this is it yes this is the big one the one we've been waiting for

[04:55:21] you think enough time is passed that I can go to the movie now well he looks happy good

[04:55:35] for him. The tunnel-bore machine, a depot of an east LS. It's on the yard. They're

[04:55:44] guys working around the clock. Try to get in and out. Okay. But first, let's check

[04:55:52] the movie theater. This is very important. I've been waiting. Oh, check phone for

[04:56:03] It's just an online persona. It was satire or parody or something. I didn't mean it.

[04:56:10] Jim.

[04:56:11] You're taking me up Bannham Canyon in this charcoal color land stalker to punish me for

[04:56:17] trolling you? If only someone would save me.

[04:56:21] Jim, you're in the movies.

[04:56:25] Stop it, kid. I'll be there soon.

[04:56:27] So, you know, you really are funny and interesting guys.

[04:56:32] I mean, any attention is good attention, right?

[04:56:37] The movie is, I have to be a father.

[04:56:44] So annoying.

[04:56:47] God damn it, Jimmy.

[04:56:55] It's OK.

[04:56:56] We should be done.

[04:56:57] Just in time for a night time showing. It's open till 10pm I think.

[04:57:03] That should be more than enough time. I think it was midnight.

[04:57:07] Either way, it should be okay.

[04:57:15] He's playing me.

[04:57:19] Dude, oh by the way, I did see the new Spider-Man movie.

[04:57:23] I saw it. No, I guess you're- I don't remember what I saw, but...

[04:57:27] It was very good. I enjoyed it. Very entertaining.

[04:57:31] Although, okay, my biggest complaint, so like, okay, I have no problem with movies having like, um, paid ads and stuff or whatever.

[04:57:39] Like, obviously, you know, they're trying to make money, you know, who's gonna be good for them.

[04:57:44] Dude, it ruined my immersion so bad.

[04:57:48] When, um, okay, so they, like, there was like one scene at the beginning where like, there were like, talkies, right? I don't remember where.

[04:57:55] And then, so when he gets his like enhanced spider awareness and he goes to the roof and he's like sensing everything,

[04:58:02] why was there a full bag of talkies blown across the rooftop? That pissed me off so much.

[04:58:07] I was like, oh my gosh. Why? Why? But I do love talkies and I bought a bag yesterday, so it worked on me and that's why I'm even more mad because of that.

[04:58:25] But it was a really good movie.

[04:58:31] I say like...

[04:58:34] Hmm, 8 or 8 points.

[04:58:36] 3 out of 10.

[04:58:38] And G-Ray was local.

[04:58:41] I agree with you.

[04:58:55] I'm a king. And Bleeder is my kingdom.

[04:58:59] Okay. That's pretty sad. Don't lose sleep over it.

[04:59:03] When I'm done, the only bleeding you'll be doing is actual like bleeding.

[04:59:07] Cause then you'll be in pain.

[04:59:20] Ah! Back in that car! That's my boys bedhead!

[04:59:25] I

[04:59:55] I can't kill the kidnappers.

[05:00:02] Okay.

[05:00:05] Do not kill the kidnappers if I find them.

[05:00:15] I recognize those neck rolls.

[05:00:21] I recognize those medals.

[05:00:28] Jimmy!

[05:00:29] Is there a son that Michael?

[05:00:32] Jimmy!

[05:00:37] Jimmy!

[05:00:51] Jimmy!

[05:00:55] Short cut time!

[05:01:04] It worked, I told you guys.

[05:01:15] Wooo! My idiot son!

[05:01:21] Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's gone.

[05:01:33] Wait, I just sub-created a GPS thing.

[05:01:41] And thanks for one year immortal.

[05:01:50] I don't like your troll, huh?

[05:01:52] That's okay.

[05:01:54] Yeah.

[05:01:55] I'm kinda shaking up that.

[05:01:57] Could you drop like the same person?

[05:01:59] Oh, shit, sorry!

[05:02:00] Mehehehehehe

[05:02:02] Call me an idiot, but a troll?

[05:02:04] Jim?

[05:02:06] What's a troll?

[05:02:07] Like a joker on the internet.

[05:02:08] What sort of jokes?

[05:02:09] Sort of meme jokes.

[05:02:11] Like what?

[05:02:12] Like, someone posts something and you're all like,

[05:02:15] That sucks, you suck, dick.

[05:02:18] Oh, so jokes that aren't funny.

[05:02:20] No, you don't get it.

[05:02:22] If humor comes with repetition, like,

[05:02:24] you say it once, fake deal.

[05:02:26] Then you say it again, and again, and again, and again.

[05:02:30] Okay.

[05:02:32] Like, the other day, he posted a picture of his newborn,

[05:02:35] and I'm all like, damn son, that right there is one ugly-ass motherfucker of a baby.

[05:02:40] And I'm all like, my balls prettier than that baby.

[05:02:43] And then I send him a picture of my balls.

[05:02:45] I've seen roadkill prettier than that baby the hell is wrong with your baby and he's not like actually

[05:02:51] There's a problem with its chromosomes or something. Oh, and it's actually a miracle to my third

[05:02:56] And I'm all like it's actually a miracle. I survived see the picture of it

[05:03:01] All right

[05:03:05] It's really hard to drive with only two tires

[05:03:09] I can barely

[05:03:15] The fucking fun you have

[05:03:20] This driving is making me wish I was still kidnapped shut up Jimmy

[05:03:30] Shortcut success once again

[05:03:45] Mom, this great is dying. Spectrum wants me dead.

[05:04:00] Are you drunk, Pop?

[05:04:10] There's no way you're saving me if you're just going to kill me in a car wreck.

[05:04:15] He's always complaining.

[05:04:22] Alright, the troll can come out of his cage.

[05:04:26] Screw you!

[05:04:27] Sticky back here!

[05:04:29] Smell splutter!

[05:04:30] And we'll maybe have to teach you to wipe people up on the internet.

[05:04:33] Now get out of here!

[05:04:39] Jimmy!

[05:04:40] I did it now I need a new car

[05:04:51] Holy shit this is like the worst my bit rate has ever been

[05:05:04] Wow, what do I even do?

[05:05:13] Should I restart on the internet?

[05:05:15] My health.

[05:05:30] Yo, yes you got it.

[05:05:32] Look up. Are you naked?

[05:05:34] Are you naked?

[05:05:36] Thank you.

[05:05:42] Come on.

[05:05:44] Come on.

[05:05:46] Come on.

[05:05:48] Okay.

[05:05:50] Okay.

[05:05:52] Okay.

[05:05:54] 445.

[05:05:56] It's movie time!

[05:05:58] He has another soul.

[05:06:00] Thanks for subbing.

[05:06:02] Welcome.

[05:06:05] Sorry about that.

[05:06:07] I'll see.

[05:06:16] You guys, I can be a good father and I can enjoy my life.

[05:06:24] I'm tracing! Please don't ask me for anything.

[05:06:27] Yeah, sure.

[05:06:28] I'm going to the police.

[05:06:29] Why are these?

[05:06:30] I'm taking under one.

[05:06:35] He he he.

[05:06:37] Yo, G. Yeekey.

[05:06:38] Thank you for the prime.

[05:06:39] Oh, shit.

[05:06:40] Oh, shit.

[05:06:41] Oh, shit.

[05:06:42] Oh, shit.

[05:06:43] Oh, shit.

[05:06:44] Oh, shit.

[05:06:45] Oh, shit.

[05:06:46] Oh, shit.

[05:06:47] Oh, shit.

[05:06:48] Oh, shit.

[05:06:49] Oh, shit.

[05:06:50] Oh, shit.

[05:06:51] Oh, Amanda.

[05:06:58] Yo, Riley's creative!

[05:07:07] There's a tier 2, thank you!

[05:07:17] I'm positive. Look, I love you. I'm gonna take care of this.

[05:07:25] Michael is such a family man. I respect that.

[05:07:41] Movie time!

[05:07:47] Now showing meltdown! Oh my god, finally! Finally, a new movie.

[05:08:02] It's time.

[05:08:11] And my bitrate's dying, of course.

[05:08:22] I'm gonna stop him!

[05:08:24] That last monkey's DNA will save us from the apocalypse!

[05:08:29] I have to catch him!

[05:08:31] I've got him!

[05:08:32] Remember, don't stick your penis inside it!

[05:08:35] Why not do a thing like that?

[05:08:43] Don't you dare!

[05:08:45] That's been war!

[05:08:47] I'm coming to this summer.

[05:08:49] What are these previews?

[05:09:19] Oh, is it starting?

[05:09:23] Is this it?

[05:09:35] The problem with Darwin is he was a biologist.

[05:09:39] I'm a mathematician.

[05:09:43] and we know that in the world there are two kinds of people Michael the Santa associate

[05:09:57] producer we can convince a new way of counting while fleecing them for every penny they've

[05:10:04] dot and then charging them for the pleasure.

[05:10:09] It depends on one thing and one thing only, a steady supply of idiots. Idiots just like

[05:10:23] you. You're paying for an education. What's wrong with reading books on our own? Well,

[05:10:34] Two things. First, reading is for pussies. Nobody ever learned anything useful from reading a book.

[05:10:44] Second of all, you're not here to learn. You're here to meet people just like yourself and lay down on that same conveyor belt as everyone else.

[05:10:54] that conveyor belt, that says, if I do the right things,

[05:11:00] if I play the game dirty enough, if I eat enough babies,

[05:11:05] then I too can become stinking rich and soulless.

[05:11:09] Let me be clear, I am stinking rich and soulless.

[05:11:17] Yes, yes, you got it, awesome, amazing.

[05:11:20] Woo!

[05:11:23] Oh my God, Mr. Fitch, I loved your lecture.

[05:11:25] That was amazing.

[05:11:27] I love how you made stocks seem like totally exciting.

[05:11:30] Yeah, yeah, and how?

[05:11:31] I'll buy you a share sort of like raping and pillaging,

[05:11:33] only in a cool way.

[05:11:35] Ladies, make this quick.

[05:11:36] Wow.

[05:11:37] It's costing me time.

[05:11:37] You know, banded by night.

[05:11:38] Thank you for the five gifts, did it.

[05:11:39] Thank you.

[05:11:40] I think I'm gonna thank you for my wing

[05:11:41] and become a father figure to you

[05:11:43] so that you can date my daughter

[05:11:44] and then betray me in the end.

[05:11:46] Oh.

[05:11:47] Well, stop wasting my time

[05:11:49] and let's get on with this narrative gang bang.

[05:11:51] Okay, yeah, let's do it.

[05:11:52] Listen, I've got a sports car.

[05:11:54] I'm rich and I'm busy,

[05:11:56] but nothing gives me more joy

[05:11:58] than corrupting greedy young innocents,

[05:12:00] except I can only take one of you.

[05:12:05] So say goodbye to your friends.

[05:12:08] We're best friends.

[05:12:10] We moved to Liberty City together

[05:12:11] to pursue our dreams of turning stocks.

[05:12:14] Sorry, bud.

[05:12:15] It's time to say goodbye to you

[05:12:17] and to see some glamorous images set to power pop!

[05:12:40] Dude, they're out of time!

[05:12:47] You're holding you and the narrative back.

[05:12:49] All this could be yours.

[05:12:52] You mean the whole city?

[05:12:54] As long as you forsake your friends and your boundaries.

[05:12:56] Yeah, you'll be there.

[05:12:57] My bad, Ray.

[05:12:59] Who's that?

[05:13:00] Holy.

[05:13:04] So you're saying that all this is yours?

[05:13:07] All from selling pieces of other people's businesses.

[05:13:11] I knew at that moment it was time to introduce

[05:13:14] a pretentious voice.

[05:13:16] stocks, credit default swaps, the whole capitalistic circle church.

[05:13:22] Jesus, man, you make math sounds so homoerotic.

[05:13:26] It's just like football.

[05:13:27] You build up an analogy.

[05:13:29] You pat another man on the buttocks.

[05:13:31] Then the whole thing falls apart, and everyone gets brain damage.

[05:13:35] Okay, yeah, I think I get it.

[05:13:38] Who was she?

[05:13:40] The hot, brainless woman to act as a plot device?

[05:13:44] Was she my love interest?

[05:13:46] That's Miranda.

[05:13:48] She'll never be fully explained.

[05:13:50] Also, she won't talk.

[05:13:51] No!

[05:13:52] Let's us pay extras at half the rate.

[05:13:54] That's how I got this yacht dillon, by screwing the worker.

[05:13:59] That's what made this country the way it is.

[05:14:03] Wait, so, Abner, seriously, what's the deal with this?

[05:14:05] I mean, you take me under your wing,

[05:14:07] and everything's really exciting,

[05:14:09] but it's also at the same time a little bit creepy.

[05:14:11] But we haven't even discussed synthetic collateralized stock options or mortgage-backed securities

[05:14:17] or even exotic DNA swaps.

[05:14:19] But you want to have a real conversation.

[05:14:21] You want to go there.

[05:14:22] You're ready to face the big boys and the bold facts of the world and the way it works.

[05:14:28] Well, let's go stand in the middle of the park for literally no reason.

[05:14:34] I see something in you, Dylan.

[05:14:36] You seem naive and in need of a father figure, because you're probably died, or is gay.

[05:14:41] Um, but you're also hungry and greedy and vindictive, which I like!

[05:14:47] Yeah!

[05:14:48] I'm a lion!

[05:14:49] I eat my young!

[05:14:51] But in your case, I'm gonna make an exception.

[05:14:54] You're the son I always wanted.

[05:14:56] And if you think that this is setting up an event in actor too later when I will present

[05:15:01] you with a clear moral dilemma, then you were wrong!

[05:15:06] happening now. Let's look at some grass and scales and images of skyscrapers. America

[05:15:13] really is amazing. Do you know the world's leading country and graphics? Listen kid, nothing

[05:15:21] makes me feel more alive than crushing a man in business, then destroying a large chunk

[05:15:26] of the economy. You really are a titan. I am the Archduke of metaphors. I am the...

[05:15:33] I am!

[05:15:34] Oh, no.

[05:15:35] Ha ha ha!

[05:15:36] No!

[05:15:37] No!

[05:15:38] No!

[05:15:39] No!

[05:15:40] Don't die!

[05:15:41] No!

[05:15:42] You're not finished yet, please!

[05:15:43] No!

[05:15:44] This can't be!

[05:15:45] Are you crying?

[05:15:46] Yeah!

[05:15:47] I thought you were dead.

[05:15:48] I can't die yet.

[05:15:49] My work here isn't finished.

[05:15:50] My masterpiece awaits.

[05:15:51] What about the talking monkey that we haven't met yet?

[05:15:52] Or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or,

[05:15:53] or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or,

[05:15:54] I can't die yet, my work here isn't finished, my masterpiece awaits.

[05:15:59] What about the talking monkey that we haven't met yet, or the unexplained dog bark, or my best friend that got written out, or the sequel, right?

[05:16:10] What about the useless DO that no one needs?

[05:16:12] Screw you.

[05:16:14] Come here, I want to show you something.

[05:16:15] What are you doing?

[05:16:16] I've hacked into every major stock company on this street.

[05:16:19] Wait, just now?

[05:16:20] I can't get bogged down with the realities of IT and technology, just know this, I have a stroke with a button on this untraceable laptop, every publicly traded company on the foresack will be wiped out, burn for short, and leak meltdown.

[05:16:37] Finally, he said the title is good, we can use the scene in the trailer.

[05:16:42] I'll scoop up shares through shell corporations and make billions hundreds of billions

[05:16:48] I won't have this monkey on my back for shadowing

[05:16:51] Nobody can fucking stop me. I just said fuck. I'm an outlaw. That means we get an R rating

[05:16:57] Wait, does that mean that we have to have sex with the same woman and then like watch each other what we do it?

[05:17:01] Thankfully not, but just know this nothing can stop me now

[05:17:06] It's the me. Oh the monkey

[05:17:09] You fling your shit at me? Not him, me.

[05:17:13] Oh.

[05:17:14] You fools won't ruin my plan.

[05:17:17] It was a trick.

[05:17:18] I laced through the city of ice-cream.

[05:17:21] I just pressed this button, and now 10 spews it displays.

[05:17:25] And there's data moving really quick before you.

[05:17:29] If we don't get that laptop good, honest capitalism is dead.

[05:17:33] We've got to get that computer!

[05:17:37] Oh shit, this is intense!

[05:17:49] What?

[05:17:55] Whoa!

[05:17:58] Whoa!

[05:18:01] He drives like me!

[05:18:07] Oh.

[05:18:09] Oh.

[05:18:11] What was that?

[05:18:37] some joint in Chinatown where swingers pee on each other.

[05:18:39] Oh, no, that's not really what I mean.

[05:18:43] I mean, more the energy and the innocent good times.

[05:18:46] Man, I can't believe I almost lost everything.

[05:18:48] All because I got greedy and saw one too many computer graphics.

[05:18:52] But you know what?

[05:18:53] America's about taking long walks with a good friend

[05:18:56] and just loving your country.

[05:18:58] It's about apple pie and baseball and hating injustice.

[05:19:03] It's about letting people be heard.

[05:19:04] It's about equality for everybody.

[05:19:12] Hey guys, Miranda, Monkey, Dylan's Weave Voiceover, I'm the mayor!

[05:19:17] Hooray!

[05:19:18] Yay!

[05:19:20] Capitalism from greed and excess.

[05:19:22] Now here's a prize.

[05:19:23] It's a song and dance routine, because we all know they don't run unlike this anymore.

[05:19:34] Wow. That was a masterpiece. Michael should be proud. What an amazing movie. The movie

[05:19:49] theater is closed. Wow. Absolutely amazing. Actual cinema. I am very impressed. Heist

[05:20:01] Set up two at its two where's the first one

[05:20:09] Okay, we also need to get the getaway

[05:20:26] Hell yeah

[05:21:31] Is that a Corvettes I see?

[05:21:42] I think I need this.

[05:21:49] I miss the end of the song, I'm sorry, guys.

[05:22:11] I got a Corvette!

[05:22:24] Oh!

[05:22:25] Muggle and Trevor calling?

[05:22:26] Hey, Trevor, I need your help.

[05:22:27] I'll take you down that train we need for the UD and I'm short of pilot.

[05:22:28] Fine!

[05:22:29] I'm a cluster arranged for the chopper to be in my airstrip.

[05:22:30] I'll go get it.

[05:22:31] Cool.

[05:22:32] I'll take you down that train we need for the UD and I'm short of pilot.

[05:22:35] Fine!

[05:22:36] I'm a cluster arranged for the chopper to be in my airstrip.

[05:22:39] I'll go get it.

[05:22:40] Cool, let me know when you're there. Oh, they're getting they're kind of getting along

[05:22:51] Okay, let's get to work

[05:22:59] I love it, okay, I need to go pee real quick. I've been drinking a little water

[05:24:10] Hello? I've returned.

[05:24:40] I'm creeping up.

[05:24:57] I'm calling the cops, you crazy asshole.

[05:25:02] Hey, gee, you there?

[05:25:06] I dealt with the guard.

[05:25:08] I'm about to flip the siding.

[05:25:10] And I'm still on the way to the chopper.

[05:25:12] Chill out.

[05:25:14] Another signal box.

[05:25:17] Siding split.

[05:25:21] I'm calling the cops, you crazy asshole.

[05:25:24] You all see any trains coming?

[05:25:41] Any trains?

[05:25:43] There's a blue dot this way.

[05:25:49] I'm not seeing anything yet, though.

[05:25:53] Oh, there it is!

[05:26:01] Let's go!

[05:26:06] I have to fly it!

[05:26:15] God damn it!

[05:26:18] I just spilled water.

[05:26:23] That's why I just sprayed all over my monitor.

[05:26:38] Alright, we are going.

[05:26:48] She ain't makin' it back.

[05:27:01] I feelin' better at flying the chopper.

[05:27:06] y'all don't need to worry

[05:27:36] Come on.

[05:27:43] Come on.

[05:27:48] Come on.

[05:27:52] Come on.

[05:27:54] It's a little closer.

[05:28:01] I know, Michael! Shut the hell up!

[05:28:10] Slowly, T. Nice and slow.

[05:28:18] Easy does it.

[05:28:20] Am I not over the right thing?

[05:28:25] Pick up channel T.

[05:28:31] I got this look at the speed the precision

[05:29:31] I

[05:29:45] Come on I shot bro

[05:30:01] Come on, please.

[05:30:05] Come on, bro.

[05:30:06] Dude, I'm trying.

[05:30:07] I don't...

[05:30:08] The helicopter's so fucking annoying to fly.

[05:30:11] Hi, on keyboard?

[05:30:13] Oh my god.

[05:30:16] Oh my god.

[05:30:17] Oh my god.

[05:30:18] Oh my god.

[05:30:19] Can't fuck this up.

[05:30:21] Finally.

[05:30:22] Oh my gosh.

[05:30:24] Finally. Oh my gosh!

[05:30:31] I would like to thank Jesus and my parents for giving birth to me.

[05:30:38] And um, I'd like to thank Mottz for being a good kitty.

[05:30:54] Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! No! No! No! No!

[05:31:08] Ow. Hello? Ow. I'm not screaming after him.

[05:31:24] I have to go back!

[05:31:31] Oh my god bro!

[05:31:35] Okay, round two.

[05:31:39] Second time is easier.

[05:31:45] Second time is easier.

[05:31:48] That's not coke.

[05:31:49] That's real.

[05:32:20] Come on. Come on.

[05:32:28] Dude. Come on.

[05:32:38] Why is this so hard?

[05:32:50] Part two done.

[05:33:00] Now I just have to land it.

[05:33:10] Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

[05:33:35] come on come on dude come on line it up put it down put it down I did it

[05:34:03] You said you wanted a train?

[05:34:32] I... God, I'm gonna try, Luster.

[05:34:34] I just think this is gonna kill me.

[05:34:35] Good work, bud. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

[05:34:37] There's a fair amount of prep work still to do.

[05:34:39] You island kings were the five gifted.

[05:34:42] Did you play it all along? No! I was like, oh, I can jump out from this height.

[05:34:46] It'll be fine, and then it fell and came to me.

[05:34:50] Oh, my bad.

[05:34:54] We survive another day!

[05:34:57] For another heist.

[05:35:00] Wow, I, uh, yeah, I don't know.

[05:35:12] Hey, hey, chill!

[05:35:15] Leave me alone, bald people!

[05:35:18] Leave me alone!

[05:35:19] Oh, oh, oh!

[05:35:20] Hey, chill!

[05:35:22] Hey, chill!

[05:35:30] Well, they're fucking with me!

[05:35:36] Yeeeaaah!

[05:35:39] Plus sixteen, plus seventeen dollars.

[05:35:45] Okay, now we need to go.

[05:35:47] Holy shit, all the way down here.

[05:35:51] I'm gonna take some shortcuts!

[05:35:57] Dude, they snitched on me! They called the cops!

[05:36:00] They're never going to find me Johnny, thank you for the fight.

[05:36:29] B5 from Johnny. Thank you. Thanks, Johnny.

[05:36:35] What do you think of your W5?

[05:36:39] Ooh, dog's taking the bits.

[05:36:42] I'm not even missing any tires, I can't point that.

[05:36:59] Play, so move me son of mine.

[05:37:02] Play, I love you.

[05:37:04] So, so, I was thinking about going to the Cunning Stone Academy.

[05:37:08] Did you know that?

[05:37:09] Hell, brother.

[05:37:10] It is true that I was destined to be an alumni of that prestigious institution.

[05:37:15] Some will tell you that I've longed out of the Cunning Stone Academy.

[05:37:18] That is only true in a manner of speaking.

[05:37:21] They burned me with low grades because the fantastic things I achieved,

[05:37:25] I was better than the teachers, and no one could stay in the humiliation.

[05:37:29] None of them can hot dog and speed a file personal watercraft on dry land and nobody

[05:37:46] There's cops in front of me

[05:37:52] There's three cops in front of me

[05:37:54] They don't need schooling.

[05:37:56] You need a pack of smokes and a wild animal arrest.

[05:37:59] They can't see me from.

[05:38:01] They forgot about me.

[05:38:02] Woo!

[05:38:02] Remember the animal kingdom.

[05:38:05] When it is complete, you'll invite your mom inside theme

[05:38:09] park called Grey.

[05:38:10] I'm not in trouble anymore.

[05:38:15] And then the cops are assholes.

[05:38:45] and can talk down to her like a real liberal.

[05:38:48] Fernando has a question about education policy.

[05:38:51] A beautiful and fertile teenager or a female teacher.

[05:38:55] Fernando is a 16-year-old student.

[05:38:57] She can't accept it.

[05:38:59] But a male teacher, he wants to educate a champion

[05:39:02] in the ways of love.

[05:39:03] He is a criminal serving a 15-year sentence

[05:39:06] and on the database for life.

[05:39:08] Many times when Fernando was in class,

[05:39:11] she would look at the teacher and think,

[05:39:13] I would like to bend her over while she's right out of her equation on the chalkboard, so sexy.

[05:39:20] Uh-uh, Fernando! Equality!

[05:39:22] I make you a certain degree for her!

[05:39:25] I don't do it again.

[05:39:26] Fernando! Stop!

[05:39:28] There are some things that are terrible things.

[05:39:31] Well, we as a state need to work together. And to your question,

[05:39:36] Firstly, it's not okay for anyone to take advantage of anyone else.

[05:39:41] Let's be clear about that.

[05:39:43] I was a teacher for many years, and no one ever took advantage of me.

[05:39:49] Being a teacher explains why I speak so loudly and don't down to everyone.

[05:39:55] Do you understand?

[05:39:57] When you talk to four graders every day, you have to come down to their level.

[05:40:03] And that's sort of like dealing with normal people, children, and all the future teachers.

[05:40:11] Time to- oh, hello officer!

[05:40:14] Be here, back up! You can't be here, back up!

[05:40:17] Yes I can!

[05:40:18] Turn around and leave pal!

[05:40:23] Hi guys!

[05:40:24] Can't be here, back up!

[05:40:25] Hi guys!

[05:40:26] Where do you go? Like, right now!

[05:40:28] I'm just leaving!

[05:40:29] Uh oh.

[05:40:33] We got to go!

[05:40:42] We got to go!

[05:40:44] Oh, well I can't go through there.

[05:40:49] Oh!

[05:40:50] Come on, come on!

[05:40:55] Quite narrow, but we can make it!

[05:41:00] Oh, no, oh no, there's no way.

[05:41:18] It's so fucked.

[05:41:26] I'm stuck.

[05:41:31] I'm just gonna have to let them kill me.

[05:41:35] We're not getting out of this one.

[05:41:41] I surrender.

[05:41:45] Just kill me and take me to jail.

[05:41:51] Dude, how does this gate not open?

[05:41:55] Like, what is that shit?

[05:42:00] That's bullshit!

[05:42:05] Oh my god...

[05:42:09] Give me this fucking drill.

[05:42:25] Oh

[05:42:50] I almost died again

[05:42:55] This is a sore one.

[05:43:05] No, no, you don't.

[05:43:13] What eyes?

[05:43:19] Uh-oh.

[05:43:24] No!

[05:43:25] No!

[05:43:26] No!

[05:43:27] No!

[05:43:28] Just keep driving and eventually you'll forget.

[05:43:40] You'll get over it.

[05:43:45] No.

[05:43:46] Oh, no, I'm driving myself into a corner.

[05:44:01] No!

[05:44:03] Dude, please.

[05:44:09] Not like this, please.

[05:44:14] I don't think I can get out of here with this fucking thing!

[05:44:43] I hate all the trucks with attachments.

[05:45:11] I HATE THEM!

[05:45:12] You are going to do that Halo Marathon right?

[05:45:22] Yo, holy shit!

[05:45:24] Postal service, thank you for the 10k bits!

[05:45:28] Thank you.

[05:45:29] Halo Marathon would be a lot of time, wouldn't it?

[05:45:32] They're pretty long games.

[05:45:34] Thank you, that's so nice.

[05:45:36] I appreciate it.

[05:45:39] Okay, this time we gotta get out of here.

[05:45:44] Yeah, I haven't played any of the Halo campaigns before, so that would be fun.

[05:45:51] I have a lot of people asking me to do that, actually.

[05:45:57] Okay.

[05:46:03] Let's try turning this way this time.

[05:46:09] Yeah, I should play the Halo game at some point.

[05:46:20] Well the most I've seen of Halo, besides those tournaments I had to learn Halo for, was in

[05:46:26] a high school when people would just bring a cracked copy of Halo on flash drives and

[05:46:31] play them in the computer lab.

[05:46:33] No, I don't really know how to play.

[05:46:38] Excuse me.

[05:46:41] Pardon me.

[05:46:45] Okay, for me, freaking cops.

[05:46:52] I see where you started.

[05:46:58] I see where you started. Hey, it wasn't me pirating the games. That was not me.

[05:47:08] I'm probably going to drop right behind me.

[05:47:18] How do I get him off me? Do I have to kill him? Oh, he got crashed. Nice.

[05:47:28] Yo! Holy shit! Naked Postal Service! 50th time! Damn, you really want any love! Thank

[05:47:41] you Naked Postal Service, that's so nice. Thank you. I'm gonna try hiding in this alley.

[05:47:48] This better work. Now please don't let the trailer unattach- Thank you Naked Postal

[05:47:57] service for the the 50 gifted thank you holy moly oh god they're coming back

[05:48:04] there's a cop coming back we did it you gotta play well I know like there's

[05:48:24] There's like chronological order, but like if I were a first-time choir...

[05:48:42] I have not played Mass Effect either now.

[05:48:45] Ali was wanting to play those a while ago, but I haven't played those yet either.

[05:49:02] Sorry!

[05:49:13] I just need this trailer to not unattach, and then we are good.

[05:49:26] I'm sick.

[05:49:33] That was a bit of a challenge.

[05:49:38] For me.

[05:49:43] The tunnel-borne machine is at the lot.

[05:49:49] Your guy better be dependable, Lester.

[05:49:51] Once you've got the getaway vehicle, we're good to go.

[05:49:55] Alright.

[05:49:56] Let's see what Franklin's up to.

[05:50:01] Coach Steve, thank you for the four months.

[05:50:04] Hello.

[05:50:05] I'm just going to try to do some of these things, I'm just going to try to do some of these things

[05:50:30] Well, I'll start to do to prepare for the high- oh, I need a getaway vehicle.

[05:50:38] I never should have Franklin do that, because I'm already in the city.

[05:50:45] Where's the bank that we're going for?

[05:50:48] I don't even know.

[05:50:54] I mean, I guess I can drive across the city, and it's fine.

[05:50:59] It's in the middle of the city, okay, I'm going to work to Franklin.

[05:51:12] Alright let's go steal a car!

[05:51:15] Grand Theft Auto as they might say.

[05:51:19] But that's really some entrepreneur action right there.

[05:51:26] We need a four-door vehicle.

[05:51:32] Reefers! Thank you for the 10!

[05:51:34] Thanks, Reefers!

[05:51:37] Thank you so much.

[05:51:39] I'll be...

[05:51:41] Ooh, that looks like a good...

[05:51:44] I can't wait to watch you drive the warthog in Halo Topkac.

[05:51:48] Why? I don't know what that is. Oh no thanks for 15 months. Because I'm such a good driver, right?

[05:52:02] Oh there's a whole family in this car. I need this car. Get out.

[05:52:06] Okay, where do we want to park this?

[05:52:16] Um, should probably up here, I guess.

[05:52:23] I didn't realize there was a straggler.

[05:52:33] Alright, let's get up in the cobbles.

[05:53:03] My room weeks of shrimp now from the microwaving the shrimp

[05:53:11] I love shrimp

[05:53:18] All right, maybe this would be a decent spot see if it lets me do it

[05:53:26] Oh

[05:53:44] Hey, I got something we can use for the get away I'm gonna put it in a garage. Oh, I'll call you back. Okay, I'm not going anywhere Oh

[05:53:52] The barrage oh, okay

[05:53:56] I thought I just had to pick a place like the previous two times.

[05:54:07] Lester's kind of rude. He's mean.

[05:54:11] Why does he hate me? I think Lester's awesome.

[05:54:26] Let's see.

[05:54:38] Whoopsie.

[05:54:48] of

[05:54:58] I'm getting close guys it's almost time

[05:55:26] Time for the big one.

[05:55:29] Guys, kill that guy in the smart car.

[05:55:50] in the handicapped spot. Perfect parking. Is it time? Heist time?

[05:56:19] The getaway car is in the parking garage, Leslie.

[05:56:24] Excellent. I'll let the others know we have everything we need, but we'll meet at the strip club.

[05:56:30] The strip club?

[05:56:34] Alright, we are ready.

[05:56:40] The big score.

[05:56:49] That bastard just robbed me!

[05:56:51] Don't care.

[05:56:53] Pure Fuel, 15 months tier 2.

[05:56:55] Thank you so much.

[05:57:19] you

[05:57:49] you

[05:58:19] you

[05:58:49] you

[05:59:19] you

[05:59:49] You

[06:00:10] Look out I'm backing up

[06:00:19] Guys, I'm stuck, guys, I'm stuck, I'm stuck, and it won't let me get out.

[06:00:43] I don't understand.

[06:01:09] Dad!

[06:01:12] Let's do this!

[06:01:32] We're in the boat!

[06:01:39] How can I get out?

[06:01:41] Besides, my team doesn't want to fall to me.

[06:01:44] I...

[06:01:45] I might need security to eat the tunnel before I do.

[06:01:48] Jesus.

[06:01:49] I say don't be long. Let's blow these cages while we can.

[06:01:59] Nice, Steve.

[06:02:00] Can I set the charges?

[06:02:02] Uh...

[06:02:03] I got this.

[06:02:09] I'm gonna get the other

[06:02:17] Get the matter over here for pick up

[06:02:32] Cover me while I do this

[06:02:39] I don't care, I'm far underground again, I gotta get it, I ain't leaving, you need to pass the door without some goal.

[06:02:52] Without the goal, it's a cheat, DG!

[06:02:56] Other side of the tunnel, walk on!

[06:02:59] Other side, come on! Get the trolleys where we need!

[06:03:03] Well, this is all I'm going to do, because I had anything in my mouth to call the rest of the party.

[06:03:10] It's chicken up here, and the guy's a tyrant.

[06:03:13] You can't kill me with a gun.

[06:03:15] Don't let him shoot me!

[06:03:17] I'm trying!

[06:03:24] Kill!

[06:03:26] Kill!

[06:03:28] One more.

[06:03:29] Hey T! The metal's ready to go! Where the chop was at?

[06:03:34] I don't got your end bound!

[06:03:36] Woo! Look at that take!

[06:03:38] Hundred million! Almost two hundred million!

[06:03:42] Hey, you got your load of wings!

[06:03:44] Get out of this one, you scum!

[06:03:48] I'm a bomb! I'm a bomb!

[06:03:50] Oh, shit! Open it! Oh, look out!

[06:03:52] Some of them got through the door! They're in the bomb!

[06:03:59] I got a man repelling into the hall.

[06:04:05] He's gonna pull the chopper out a minute.

[06:04:09] Everything okay, young man?

[06:04:10] Don't worry about it.

[06:04:13] Just get the bricks out.

[06:04:14] Hey, the boss empty already.

[06:04:15] When am I gonna lose control?

[06:04:16] Oh, shit!

[06:04:17] I can't do my hands!

[06:04:18] I'm making the chopper back around!

[06:04:19] Nah, man.

[06:04:20] Get the bricks out of here.

[06:04:21] We're going on foot!

[06:04:22] Don't talk!

[06:04:23] Get the man out of there!

[06:04:24] Oh, shit!

[06:04:25] Oh shit, the most important helicopter flight of my whole career.

[06:04:36] I trained walking hard for this.

[06:04:38] Alright, we're coming out of the back door.

[06:04:40] Alright man, look, downtown's locked up tight.

[06:04:42] We should get out of here together, Tom.

[06:04:44] We need to get the footprint started.

[06:04:46] Forward and get away, Tom.

[06:04:48] With our shit, it won't work.

[06:04:50] I'll cover your run and get out another way.

[06:04:52] Really?

[06:04:53] Oh back to Michael's okay

[06:05:23] Let us walk away!

[06:05:26] Run!

[06:05:31] Damn, you made it!

[06:05:33] Oh, that's... that's... oh, that's...

[06:05:35] I'm sorry.

[06:06:23] You really want to die for these assholes?

[06:06:30] Woo!

[06:06:31] Public law enforcement's doing just fine trying to kill us, so tell them not to bother.

[06:06:50] It's going smoothly so far.

[06:07:07] Headshot! Oh my god! No!

[06:07:11] Okay, that was greedy to run out like that.

[06:07:20] I

[06:07:34] Don't play it

[06:07:50] We're getting out one way or another.

[06:08:00] I'm gonna kill you.

[06:08:02] Let's get down on the side of the build.

[06:08:04] Oh, get in cover.

[06:08:06] Go home, dear ones.

[06:08:08] Oh, sweet.

[06:08:10] I'm gonna kill you.

[06:08:12] It's out of here.

[06:08:14] Michael, I'm gonna kill you.

[06:08:16] Hey, you're the battle site.

[06:08:18] I'm gonna kill you.

[06:08:20] I'm gonna kill you.

[06:08:22] I'm gonna kill you.

[06:08:24] I'm gonna kill you.

[06:08:26] I'm gonna kill you.

[06:08:28] Hey, is the metal safe?

[06:08:30] Marywell ain't gonna jack your ass!

[06:08:32] Outside town waiting for the train!

[06:08:34] No Marywell under horizon!

[06:08:36] Hi Boots! You're being objectionable!

[06:08:39] Hold here for him!

[06:08:42] We will go through you!

[06:08:47] This way! Hey!

[06:08:49] That's on the right!

[06:08:51] is going to be one rich motherfucker if we go now.

[06:08:56] There's going to be one rich motherfucker if we make the game.

[06:09:00] Come on!

[06:09:01] Don't be a hero!

[06:09:02] It's going to die!

[06:09:03] Hey, look!

[06:09:04] It's always so concerning about Traverse!

[06:09:05] Always moving!

[06:09:06] Don't give a room!

[06:09:07] Fucking hell, they're going to kill us!

[06:09:08] We got four on ten!

[06:09:09] Holy moly!

[06:09:10] Come on, let us go!

[06:09:11] Yeah!

[06:09:12] All right!

[06:09:13] Oh my...

[06:09:15] Come on! Let us go!

[06:09:24] We have a lot of attention!

[06:09:26] And we got clear grasp on the middle drive!

[06:09:29] On the floor!

[06:09:32] The man will be top-top!

[06:09:43] the

[06:09:51] the

[06:09:56] the

[06:10:00] the

[06:10:06] the

[06:10:08] Woo!

[06:10:14] Let's go go go!

[06:10:24] I'm trying!

[06:10:26] Five stars!

[06:10:28] I don't think I've seen five stars before.

[06:10:30] AHH!

[06:10:32] Oh Jesus.

[06:10:38] Oh my goodness.

[06:10:46] We gotta get out of here.

[06:10:52] We lost a wheel! Oh no!

[06:11:08] Guys, I'm scared.

[06:11:22] I know you're probably thinking, what the fuck, but trust, it's all a part of my plan.

[06:11:30] Yes.

[06:11:32] Don't worry.

[06:11:37] This is like any score, you just lose the cop!

[06:11:52] They'll never find me up here.

[06:12:08] We gotta lose him!

[06:12:11] They don't know.

[06:12:13] Um, wait, do they know?

[06:12:15] Do they know?

[06:12:29] They're leaving.

[06:12:30] Hey, we ain't getting called.

[06:12:31] Not now, homie.

[06:12:32] Huh?

[06:12:33] Huh?

[06:12:34] Huh?

[06:12:35] Huh?

[06:12:36] Huh?

[06:12:37] How?

[06:12:38] Huh?

[06:12:39] Huh?

[06:12:40] Huh?

[06:12:41] Huh?

[06:12:42] Huh?

[06:12:43] Huh?

[06:12:44] How?

[06:12:45] How'd they find me?

[06:12:50] Hey, if they catch us, man, Truggler's gonna get your shit.

[06:13:05] Okay, let's hide here now.

[06:13:12] Gulp.

[06:13:15] It's just a little heat man, you can handle this.

[06:13:23] Did they see me?

[06:13:28] I think they saw me.

[06:13:33] Oh

[06:13:41] No, oh no

[06:14:03] Okay, maybe down here they won't find me.

[06:14:15] I think this is it!

[06:14:20] I'm gonna hide here in the shadows.

[06:14:40] Dude I think they're searching the canals.

[06:14:42] One of them came down here.

[06:14:45] What?

[06:14:46] Oh my gosh.

[06:14:47] Oh my gosh, we got to keep going.

[06:15:02] Oh no.

[06:15:05] Oh no.

[06:15:14] Come on.

[06:15:17] Oh, we're clear.

[06:15:20] Woo!

[06:15:21] Check on the goal.

[06:15:22] We did it!

[06:15:23] Lester, come in.

[06:15:25] Mike, hey!

[06:15:26] Mike, how you doing?

[06:15:27] T, I think we're in the clouds.

[06:15:29] You doing all right?

[06:15:30] We got company!

[06:15:32] Looks like very weather.

[06:15:36] Uh-oh.

[06:15:37] Okay.

[06:15:38] Oh shit.

[06:15:39] The cops.

[06:15:40] I've lost my target.

[06:15:41] The choppers are flying close to me.

[06:15:44] Why they're keeping the chopper steady.

[06:15:47] Okay.

[06:15:48] Okay.

[06:15:49] Okay.

[06:15:50] Okay.

[06:15:51] Okay.

[06:15:52] Okay.

[06:15:53] Okay.

[06:15:54] Okay.

[06:15:55] Okay.

[06:15:56] Okay.

[06:15:57] Okay.

[06:15:58] Okay.

[06:15:59] Okay.

[06:16:00] Okay.

[06:16:01] Okay.

[06:16:02] Okay.

[06:16:03] Okay.

[06:16:04] Okay.

[06:16:05] Okay.

[06:16:06] Oh nice Lester.

[06:16:13] Lester is a G.

[06:16:16] Oh he missed.

[06:16:20] Sorry, sorry.

[06:16:36] I'm trying!

[06:17:06] Oh, shit!

[06:17:08] Let's get these bricks on the train!

[06:17:11] Yay!

[06:17:13] And now I just need to pop it on the train.

[06:17:17] Should be easy peasy for a guy like me.

[06:17:22] Two choppers coming toward my train.

[06:17:24] I'm guessing that's you.

[06:17:25] Set down the metal and I'll warehouse it.

[06:17:33] Package locked down!

[06:17:35] Package two on the way.

[06:18:05] All right, let's go with the train.

[06:18:08] Dude, it's really hard. I'm sorry.

[06:18:16] The two choppers coming toward my train.

[06:18:18] I'm guessing that's you.

[06:18:19] Sit down the meadow and I'll warehouse it.

[06:18:26] Package one is down!

[06:18:35] I pressed E when the prompt popped up and then it did nothing!

[06:18:59] This is the last thing we need to do and then we're all but a couple of billionaires.

[06:19:25] We did it!

[06:19:51] The big one, guys!

[06:19:52] Guys, the big one! The big one!

[06:20:02] Did we really do it?

[06:20:10] Yeah!

[06:20:12] We're in denial, thanks for subbing. Thank you.

[06:20:19] Yeah!

[06:20:22] Don't go near their rockets again!

[06:20:24] Allow me!

[06:20:26] The others make it out! I don't know!

[06:20:28] See you in a little thanks for three months!

[06:20:30] Yeah, you there?

[06:20:32] You make it out? No cops?

[06:20:34] No merit weather, we're out of town!

[06:20:36] Yeah!

[06:20:38] Hey, you guys cool?

[06:20:40] We picked up a new car and we're almost there for you!

[06:20:42] Alright, set it down!

[06:20:44] I see a land this helicopter now.

[06:20:48] and the fucking helicopter.

[06:20:50] Yo, M7 citizens, they can do the prime.

[06:20:59] I did it!

[06:21:08] We are good.

[06:21:12] All right.

[06:21:14] Oh, wow.

[06:21:15] They made up.

[06:21:15] You are one serious fuckin' buzzkill.

[06:21:20] Hey, look, man, I'mma get the car up out of here, all right?

[06:21:22] All right. Hey, you two, come with me.

[06:21:25] I'm gonna need some help getting the metal in storage for a few days before I can sell it.

[06:21:29] Both of us?

[06:21:30] Yes, both of you.

[06:21:31] It's been a pleasure working with you.

[06:21:33] You'll get paid when we get the cash.

[06:21:35] Until then, I'm gonna keep it on the down low.

[06:21:37] No new cars. No vacations.

[06:21:39] No, nothing! Now come on, sugar!

[06:21:45] We did it!

[06:21:56] It's a dream come true!

[06:22:04] The big score!

[06:22:07] Woo!

[06:22:09] 36 million each!

[06:22:11] Basically 37 million each!

[06:22:14] Holy moly!

[06:22:19] Crazy

[06:22:36] Hell yeah, what's um, Franklin? All right, let's head home

[06:22:44] Bye, new car!

[06:22:51] Woo!

[06:22:52] I'm just going to park in the middle of the intersection.

[06:23:00] Oh my, what should we treat ourselves to?

[06:23:11] I really like this!

[06:23:12] The Grotty Turismo R.

[06:23:15] And the Pegasus?

[06:23:18] I want this one.

[06:23:23] Ooh, what color!

[06:23:25] I'm gonna get blue!

[06:23:34] Insufficient funds.

[06:23:37] What?

[06:23:41] Wait, how?

[06:23:43] You didn't get paid yet?

[06:23:55] I just want to get muscle on.

[06:24:11] Some have described it as derivative by wood

[06:24:28] I'm glad people like the movie

[06:24:41] where he sculpts deities out of different cheeses

[06:24:44] and sells them to letting them barrens.

[06:24:47] These eels come from your cheeses.

[06:24:50] Yeah, I love cheeses.

[06:24:51] Move!

[06:25:03] See you! Thanks for one year!

[06:25:11] I miss my driveway, that's okay. I'm just gonna park the car here.

[06:25:21] Hello?

[06:25:23] Yo, Ruin.

[06:25:25] Thanks for subbing.

[06:25:27] Who's at the door?

[06:25:29] Oh!

[06:25:31] Oh!

[06:25:33] What the fuck did you want?

[06:25:35] You got my money pump?

[06:25:37] I got it.

[06:25:39] I got it.

[06:25:41] I got it.

[06:25:43] I got it.

[06:25:45] I got it.

[06:25:47] I got it.

[06:25:49] You won't you got my money pump. Hey, you got some coconut water or something like that. I need some electrolytes

[06:25:55] Damn, it's kind of warm in there

[06:25:57] We're in jacket. Yeah, for sure something am I supposed to kill you now? Oh, no, bro. Not me

[06:26:05] No, oh

[06:26:07] Trevor, I forgot about that. That's my boy. Yeah, but that's my boy

[06:26:12] He is betrayed everyone. He's ever known

[06:26:14] He's got you a federal government and he's messed up several business ventures of mine

[06:26:19] He has got to go and you know

[06:26:23] But it is personal

[06:26:26] Thank you to kill Trevor and I obviously can't kill them both the feds Steve Haynes Dave Norton

[06:26:32] I own shopping malls

[06:26:33] I will not employ those two clowns and and I make one phone call their careers

[06:26:38] They are over so you gonna a listen to some 50 grand a year pension hunter or be a

[06:26:45] Billionaire who even the president lets finger his wife or see try and be really?

[06:26:50] Stupid and save those two idiot mentors of yours and have everybody in the goddamn state crawling up your ass a

[06:26:57] B or C times ticking Pau

[06:27:00] Ben's your answer is

[06:27:03] You know what?

[06:27:05] Me fuck you genius answer

[06:27:08] Total genius, but oh Franklin you think about it me. I got a triathlon coming up, and I am in deep training. Bye-bye

[06:27:21] Fuck that guy your choice

[06:27:25] I'd rather die those are my friends

[06:27:28] I

[06:27:34] Franklin

[06:27:35] Master dog

[06:27:36] Man, we need to talk. I got a problem. I need your help with me and actually fucking

[06:27:42] Man, we all got a problem. You can help us with calm down. All right come to my house. All right. I'm okay

[06:27:50] I'm on my way

[06:27:53] Look guys. I want to buy a car

[06:27:58] Oh, I guess I have to continue waiting.

[06:28:05] Uh...

[06:28:10] Okay.

[06:28:14] He tells no calls in no vacation.

[06:28:17] But that's the rules for everybody else!

[06:28:28] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[06:28:34] Yeah, yeah.

[06:28:36] Illuminate going down right now.

[06:28:38] This is am so back when I first grabbed that pin.

[06:28:41] I saw myself.

[06:28:42] I'm so weird.

[06:28:44] And I know we.

[06:28:46] But it was gonna be in the happening.

[06:28:48] I'm.

[06:28:50] You can take the time.

[06:28:52] Oh, shit.

[06:28:54] I'm a fucking.

[06:28:56] I'm just hitting everything for fun.

[06:29:08] Beverly! No, no! Hang up!

[06:29:14] I don't want to talk to him. He's a fucking creepy ass weirdo.

[06:29:26] Beverly's a fucking freak.

[06:29:32] I didn't even sign up for the mission! I don't wanna play that!

[06:29:37] No!

[06:29:39] Dude, am I stuck in this now?

[06:29:45] Oh my god.

[06:29:56] I don't even, where'd she go? I don't even know.

[06:30:14] escape okay let me out holy fuck I hate that guy so much

[06:30:34] hello all right now we're heading straight to Lester's as things should be

[06:30:43] Sweet and save our boys. What are you doing? Swarming you fucking asshole? God!

[06:30:54] Geez Louise.

[06:31:06] Goodness gracious.

[06:31:13] All these people are ruining my diddly darn day.

[06:31:29] Almost there.

[06:31:41] All right, we made it.

[06:32:02] Help Lester.

[06:32:03] What's the panic, bro?

[06:32:05] What the fuck do you think?

[06:32:06] Man, imagine a fucking scenario

[06:32:08] that will fuck things up and what's going on.

[06:32:09] Ah, Code Red, thank you for the five.

[06:32:11] I think that's racing.

[06:32:12] But you know, I don't want to say something

[06:32:12] that's so exciting in the near and out.

[06:32:13] Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[06:32:14] I'm glad you didn't say no, though.

[06:32:15] It's just it's only the same thing I do, I got.

[06:32:16] So why don't you just go ahead and tell me?

[06:32:18] Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[06:32:18] Some other fucker wants me to kill Michael.

[06:32:21] Some other motherfucker wants me to kill Trevor.

[06:32:23] I feel I can't kill both of them.

[06:32:26] Man, I'm fucked, man.

[06:32:27] I don't know what the fuck to do right now.

[06:32:31] I can see that.

[06:32:32] Who are the motherfuckers?

[06:32:34] Steve Haynes, this angry motherfucker from the FIB.

[06:32:38] Devin Weston, man.

[06:32:40] You know that angry, rich fucker from whenever

[06:32:43] holy hibernates in.

[06:32:44] Exactly.

[06:32:46] All right, all right.

[06:32:46] I say kill Michael, then kill Trevor.

[06:32:51] What?

[06:32:53] Man, are you for real?

[06:32:55] You're fucked, you know?

[06:32:56] I don't know.

[06:32:57] You know everything, don't?

[06:32:59] I know, OK?

[06:33:00] But I'm sorry.

[06:33:01] I guess this is it, you know, I'm doing my best, man.

[06:33:04] I don't know how you can deal with both of them.

[06:33:07] I know me.

[06:33:09] Shit.

[06:33:11] Fucked.

[06:33:12] Every single one of us is fucked.

[06:33:16] Unless, OK, Steve Haines is under a lot of heat

[06:33:22] because of the shootings at Court Center.

[06:33:25] And Devin Weston is A, known to be a major asshole,

[06:33:28] and B, known to be friendly with Don Percival, who

[06:33:30] runs Maryweather.

[06:33:31] I think actually, Weston owns a piece of Maryweather.

[06:33:37] Right, 11%.

[06:33:39] Pretty good for pseudo-liberal owning a private army.

[06:33:42] So, they would both love to be involved

[06:33:46] in capturing the bullion that we just lifted.

[06:33:49] If I tell them that you boys are at the foundry

[06:33:52] and we're at heights, melting it down,

[06:33:54] then maybe, maybe, both of them will pay you a visit

[06:33:57] and bam, we turn it into a bust.

[06:34:00] I ain't got no better ideas.

[06:34:02] All right, I'm gonna get in touch with Michael and Trevor.

[06:34:06] You go to the foundry, get yourself set up.

[06:34:09] I got you.

[06:34:09] All right.

[06:34:13] Oh, man.

[06:34:16] This is gonna be scary.

[06:34:18] This is kinda fucked up right now, Tom.

[06:34:20] It's all good, nigga.

[06:34:21] Who better have in a fucked up situation

[06:34:23] than a fucked up fool like me?

[06:34:25] No, that's what the fuck I wanted to hear.

[06:34:27] Hey, look, I'm coming to your crib to get your ass.

[06:34:29] I'm here.

[06:34:33] All right.

[06:34:35] I'm going to have a mourn on this.

[06:34:43] Oh, sorry.

[06:34:45] Is this Emmeru's first-order playthrough?

[06:34:47] Yes.

[06:34:49] First time.

[06:34:52] I figured I had to play it before 6 comes out.

[06:34:59] I'm gonna go to the next one.

[06:35:06] Oh, shit.

[06:35:09] Oh, shit.

[06:35:13] Oh, shit.

[06:35:15] Light poles everywhere hear me.

[06:35:23] Hey, Lamar.

[06:35:25] What is up?

[06:35:28] What are we going?

[06:35:29] We head to the foundry place.

[06:35:39] Don't get careless, huh?

[06:35:40] Hey, you hear me out, man?

[06:35:42] If it's too heavy for you, you can back out no drum.

[06:35:45] Here we will.

[06:35:46] Man, we got a real problem, dog.

[06:35:48] My boy's, man.

[06:35:50] Well, we're trying to save him.

[06:35:52] You actually doing something for your homies for a change?

[06:35:55] Hell yeah, I'm here.

[06:35:57] Who want to clap your homies?

[06:35:58] Who don't nigga?

[06:36:00] These Chinese dudes, some FIB cats,

[06:36:02] the rich white asshole who scammed us on the car.

[06:36:05] Devin Weston?

[06:36:06] That punk bitch?

[06:36:07] Why didn't you say we was creeping on him?

[06:36:09] We ain't creeping on him nigga.

[06:36:11] Least I don't think he gonna be there.

[06:36:13] We gotta take all the heat he can throw at us

[06:36:14] before we worry about how we coming back on his ass.

[06:36:17] But you is coming back right?

[06:36:19] Oh hell yeah, we creeping on that fool.

[06:36:21] Oh so you ain't the one

[06:36:22] carrying your motherfuckin' you cronies huh?

[06:36:25] Man, I'm just trying to make some of myself, dawg.

[06:36:27] That don't change who my homies are, nigga.

[06:36:29] It don't change my family.

[06:36:30] Shit, nigga, you getting me all the most from now.

[06:36:33] Nigga might have to stop you sucking your dick, nigga.

[06:36:36] Oh, please, nigga, fuck off.

[06:36:38] Man, every fool in this town got somebody who want to clap.

[06:36:41] Oh, my.

[06:36:42] But that applies to some fools more than others.

[06:36:45] I heard that.

[06:36:46] Nigga, I'm talking about you.

[06:36:47] Everybody in this town want to take a pop at your age.

[06:36:51] This is lining up camping and shit,

[06:36:53] trying to take a shot at the big shit.

[06:36:55] Ain't that the truth?

[06:36:56] But ain't nobody pissed off as many motherfuckers as Michael and Trevor, dawg.

[06:37:00] Shit, nigga, you play big, you stand to lose.

[06:37:02] Yeah, that ain't that the truth.

[06:37:07] Look, man, Michael and Trevor, they should be inside.

[06:37:10] Can you stay out here and let us know when the bad dudes is coming?

[06:37:13] I got it, man.

[06:37:14] Uh-huh, Lassie.

[06:37:16] Oh, boy.

[06:37:19] Some shit is about to go down.

[06:37:25] Hello.

[06:37:31] Dude, guys, stop fighting!

[06:37:45] What is your problem?

[06:37:53] Yeah, you're saving this fat fuck and y'all gotta keep your fucking hands right in in this shit

[06:38:04] Hey, they're here

[06:38:08] Y'all hear that now we're doing this shit that is even now with them

[06:38:15] Put the guns down are you stupid

[06:38:23] you want me

[06:38:33] all right you go over there

[06:38:37] where you want me

[06:38:38] hold your position right there

[06:38:40] yeah I'm gonna go over there

[06:38:48] Boy oh shit

[06:39:18] I'm gonna get a walk from the side.

[06:39:23] There's some coming around.

[06:39:26] I'm gonna have a shot at him.

[06:39:29] Very well, if you come out of the door next to me, I can take him down.

[06:39:39] Are they hot?

[06:39:41] I think we were waiting for you.

[06:39:45] I can't shoot that guy. I guess it's too low.

[06:40:09] Oh

[06:40:39] Where is he?

[06:40:46] Errm.

[06:40:50] I'm here!

[06:40:57] I'm coming!

[06:41:03] I

[06:41:33] I'm not sure if it's the first time I've seen a gun that's not a gun.

[06:41:43] I'm not sure if it's the first time I've seen a gun that's not a gun.

[06:41:54] Bro

[06:42:24] I'm gonna get them.

[06:42:26] Bruh.

[06:42:27] Take him down.

[06:42:28] There's some serious shit going on down here, will ya man?

[06:42:34] Hang in.

[06:42:35] Come on, team, cut it out!

[06:42:40] Bruh.

[06:42:41] Holy fuck it, I'm pissing myself off.

[06:42:44] Take me, you little bitch.

[06:42:47] I keep on coming out of here.

[06:42:51] Fuck you, team!

[06:42:54] What the fuck?

[06:42:56] This war's on outside, please!

[06:43:01] Can you stop being an asshole please?

[06:43:06] Shutter!

[06:43:07] There you are, you bitch!

[06:43:12] What was the problem?

[06:43:16] I was a little winded, alright?

[06:43:19] I took your T.O.

[06:43:21] I was a little winded, all right?

[06:43:23] I took your T-O.

[06:43:25] It's nice to see you so worked up.

[06:43:27] Yeah, but don't do it again.

[06:43:29] Watch out!

[06:43:30] Another F-I-P-T on the way!

[06:43:32] I don't care about that.

[06:43:34] Here we go!

[06:43:35] Ah!

[06:43:36] Ah!

[06:43:37] Ah!

[06:43:39] Just get out of here, you hoes!

[06:43:42] I'm sorry.

[06:43:44] I'm sorry.

[06:43:45] I'm sorry.

[06:43:46] I'm sorry.

[06:43:47] I'm sorry.

[06:43:48] I'm sorry.

[06:43:49] I'm sorry.

[06:43:50] You're so bad.

[06:44:20] We're clear.

[06:44:21] Take.

[06:44:22] We're clear inside.

[06:44:24] Move into the exits.

[06:44:29] Let's get out of here.

[06:44:40] I am not in the back.

[06:44:43] Mucha mucha mucha mucha mucha mucha.

[06:44:47] I'm sorry she's going for my leftover curves.

[06:44:59] So fat, so greedy.

[06:45:17] I'm talking to pressure people! They can't sustain this!

[06:45:31] You know what? You're dying for fun!

[06:45:34] I'll get the rest of you!

[06:45:39] Come on! Come on!

[06:45:41] Oh

[06:45:50] Yeah

[06:46:41] Come on, punk!

[06:46:54] Friends!

[06:47:00] Let's go, punk!

[06:47:03] I'm not out.

[06:47:06] Come on, well done!

[06:47:08] GTA find who confused

[06:47:10] I'll make sure they for 38 months

[06:47:19] There's no better

[06:47:23] Let's regroup with the main set of cars. We're ready here

[06:47:29] What's up? What's next?

[06:47:31] We just gonna wait around for someone to kill us or are we gonna wait till this fucker gets turned on bite

[06:47:36] Ain't anybody getting turned again, and you know it.

[06:47:40] Hey, man, the way I see it,

[06:47:42] we only just begun to clean this shit up.

[06:47:44] We got a lot of old friends I think need to be re-educated.

[06:47:47] A lot of friends.

[06:47:48] I mean, things could get really messy.

[06:47:51] No, we just got a silence of few noises.

[06:47:54] Well, hell yeah, then we see there's, uh, Steve Hanks.

[06:47:57] Dave Norton.

[06:47:58] No, we need him a lot.

[06:48:00] Why?

[06:48:01] Nobody fucks with us afterwards.

[06:48:03] What about that trying motherfucker?

[06:48:05] The one who thank you two boys is Dayton.

[06:48:07] Shit, you know he bound to come back.

[06:48:09] Yeah, who's that?

[06:48:10] Well, who's the other guy who set up the mark?

[06:48:12] Stretch. We want to throw him in.

[06:48:14] You should try to throw anyone in, just to satisfy his blood loss.

[06:48:17] Whoa! Hey! It's called a fucking loose end, all right?

[06:48:20] Now, if we're going to be men of peace and tranquility,

[06:48:23] we tie up loose ends.

[06:48:25] Stretch has been a liability.

[06:48:27] They're going to have to take care of our old pals,

[06:48:29] Devin Weston and Steve Haynes.

[06:48:31] Fuck, what a mess, man.

[06:48:33] Well, let's get it cleaned up.

[06:48:35] How about you get Lester on the line?

[06:48:39] Hey, Montza.

[06:48:41] Who is this?

[06:48:42] Stop calling this number.

[06:48:43] Hey, it's me, dog.

[06:48:44] I'm scared alive.

[06:48:45] I thought someone might have your phone.

[06:48:47] No, no.

[06:48:48] But look, I got you on speakerphone.

[06:48:50] And Mike, make it.

[06:48:51] Yeah, I'm here.

[06:48:52] And the other one?

[06:48:53] Oh, see you pun the ground, wheels.

[06:48:55] Uh-huh.

[06:48:55] You have just calling for a chat.

[06:48:57] No, we got some work to do.

[06:48:59] Can you get us some whereabouts?

[06:49:00] Oh, I'll do my best.

[06:49:02] Who?

[06:49:03] and Devin Weston's A.

[06:49:05] And Wade Chang, W-E-I-C-H-E-N-G,

[06:49:10] Wade Chang, Wade Chang, and Franklin's pal, Stretch.

[06:49:14] Stretch?

[06:49:15] Yeah, man, look, his real name is Harold Chose.

[06:49:18] Okay, well, I can tell you that Agent Haines is taping a show

[06:49:22] over until Harold Pier.

[06:49:23] Shooting permit came up immediately.

[06:49:25] Shut that!

[06:49:26] I want an ISA fucker since the moment I met him.

[06:49:29] All right, all right.

[06:49:31] I got a signal from Mr. Harold Joseph's phone over at the BJ Smith Recreation Center.

[06:49:36] I got him. I got him. Let's keep him clear of known associates.

[06:49:39] Alright, thanks dawg. You got it.

[06:49:41] What you got for me?

[06:49:43] Townshanks credit card just bought a magnum at the beach club in Pacific Bluffs.

[06:49:47] Okay, I'll go ask his ass about his poke-ass dad.

[06:49:50] I'm fine, Mr. Weston. I'll send the coordinates.

[06:49:53] Alright, good.

[06:49:55] Wow, very busy evening.

[06:49:57] Get rid of Mr. Chang.

[06:50:00] Okay

[06:50:30] and probably the hardest with the tigger.

[06:50:32] Looking on his camera and his great hands, baby.

[06:50:34] I know, you should sit on your head to the picture.

[06:50:36] Drop a couple of words, watch it at me, please, son.

[06:50:39] Tracking all your candy, I'm looking at your number.

[06:50:41] Give this money back, we can get it like this, son.

[06:50:44] I ain't got a plan, we're making a code.

[06:50:46] Fucking all out, we're making a code.

[06:50:49] Make a shoot, we're making a code.

[06:50:51] Walk in the streets, get your other seats, make it a code.

[06:50:54] Can't look at these cash, dude.

[06:50:57] Can't look at these cash, dude.

[06:50:59] I

[06:51:16] Know

[06:51:21] That was a bubble beyond home

[06:51:24] Beyond when it comes to the homies

[06:51:26] Aw!

[06:51:33] I'm not paying attention at all!

[06:51:40] Wow, that was a head-on collision!

[06:51:43] Wow.

[06:51:44] Um...

[06:51:45] Yep!

[06:51:46] Jesus Christ.

[06:51:48] Wow.

[06:51:50] Wow.

[06:51:52] Really ruined the moment!

[06:51:55] Wow.

[06:51:56] We need to catch that 30-year-old Henry for you to take change.

[06:51:59] All right.

[06:52:00] We made our plans.

[06:52:01] Let's stick to it.

[06:52:02] We take out our assigned targets.

[06:52:04] Anything the age will lead to confusion and problem will fail here.

[06:52:07] We have one shot at this, guys.

[06:52:10] All right, let's-

[06:52:14] All right, let's do this shit.

[06:52:18] Money.

[06:52:20] I need money.

[06:52:21] I don't care about the training of your bitch.

[06:52:24] I'm not very hard. I think like 20% of my health is fine.

[06:52:54] We're like the Illuminati with doper beats.

[06:52:57] Oh, look, you're pretty.

[06:53:03] Right, Lamar's not calling me again.

[06:53:06] Did I miss the phone call because I died?

[06:53:09] Oh, okay, I was gonna say Lester called me again, that's weird.

[06:53:29] Hey tomorrow that was above and beyond home ain't nothing above and beyond when it comes to the home

[06:53:34] We're home a nigga just wanna be helpful here. I'm serious dog

[06:53:38] That's me Michael and Trevor to be great. You're real home, and I love

[06:53:45] Don't with this bullshit now almost

[06:53:48] Cover you see oh

[06:53:50] Shit, I know that voice you creeping on some fools on I

[06:53:55] Have to go cap

[06:53:59] Ah

[06:54:02] Friendship

[06:54:15] Crooked Smile! Thanks for 4 years!

[06:54:17] Holy Moly!

[06:54:19] Thank you!

[06:54:20] And those, those like too, thank you!

[06:54:25] Holy Moly, 4 years

[06:54:27] 4

[06:54:57] I

[06:55:06] Missed my subreddit list

[06:55:08] Pupemaster thanks for the two months

[06:55:12] If her is

[06:55:15] Let's congrats on the two months

[06:55:21] All right, we're here. I didn't kill myself this time

[06:55:27] I'm gonna do it now.

[06:55:30] Is he in this car?

[06:55:37] Ah shit, wrong guy.

[06:55:40] I gotta catch him now.

[06:55:42] Yo yeah, thank you for the prime.

[06:55:46] I shot the wrong car.

[06:55:54] Which guy is he?

[06:55:57] Oh, what is going on?

[06:56:02] Alright.

[06:56:07] Well, fine. Killed every single one of them.

[06:56:17] The cops will never find me standing inconspicuously behind this building.

[06:56:27] And I'm crouching, they'll never find me now.

[06:56:32] Givie an 8, thanks for the 8 months.

[06:56:37] So sneaky.

[06:56:38] Uh oh, they're coming this way.

[06:56:41] Uh oh.

[06:56:42] Uh oh.

[06:56:43] Come.

[06:56:44] Just be patient.

[06:56:45] Hold.

[06:56:46] be patient hold hey I got out yeah

[06:56:57] put prison loader is safe for six months

[06:57:00] weapons to we have more work to do

[06:57:10] you.

[06:57:17] Alright, let's get Haines!

[06:57:22] I'm moving on Haines.

[06:57:30] Last, see if you can catch me into his radio mic.

[06:57:32] I want a last reminder of what an annoying prick he is.

[06:57:36] Where is he?

[06:57:37] Los Santos.

[06:57:38] City of Saints a city of sinners and nothing in between, but the FIB

[06:57:44] Hello

[06:57:47] Crap, who writes this bullshit anyway

[06:57:51] You got this frame, right? Yeah, you looking great. Is it chin has the chin oh sharp

[06:57:56] I have the audience clean my soul say something check check check

[06:58:01] Yeah, it's great. Okay, fine work. I'm ready. You ready speed. All right. Let's do this people. I'm a professional

[06:58:07] I'm gonna get him

[06:58:10] I'm ready

[06:58:17] I'm gonna get you

[06:58:22] Where's he one part of general reality miss

[06:58:33] Where's he

[06:58:37] This is a land of dreams.

[06:58:40] Sometimes.

[06:58:43] Time this.

[06:58:48] Oh man.

[06:58:56] Ah man.

[06:59:07] I'm shot!

[06:59:26] Thank you.

[06:59:27] I got him!

[06:59:38] What's his name?

[06:59:51] Let's get outta here.

[06:59:53] Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Excuse me. Oh. And we're out of here. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Calm down,

[07:00:23] Let's see guys, let's see what everyone's so upset about.

[07:00:40] Ah, they see me.

[07:00:43] I'm just going to get a little bit further away and then I'm going to use my special trick.

[07:00:48] The hide in a corner trick.

[07:00:53] Oh, oh, oh dear, you mean.

[07:01:15] This is the perfect spot.

[07:01:18] They will never find me creeping under these windows.

[07:01:25] Hey, Lester!

[07:01:29] I dealt with Haynes.

[07:01:31] Got a location on Devin Weston yet?

[07:01:33] Yeah, yeah, I do.

[07:01:35] A merry weather team was dispatched to protect him in his house in the Tonga Hills.

[07:01:38] I say house is for rent.

[07:01:40] Yeah!

[07:01:41] Whatever.

[07:01:42] I'll go up there and get him.

[07:01:44] Sorry, got me.

[07:01:46] Let's go, the final one!

[07:01:56] Oh, nice and close.

[07:02:06] I

[07:02:16] This morning

[07:02:18] Last mother fuck is trying to break the order of pain. Please fair bitches

[07:02:23] Hey, Lamar Franklin send their best

[07:02:27] Hey, who this shaky white dude? Hey, where the fuck?

[07:02:36] Gotta go!

[07:02:47] Gotta go! Gotta go!

[07:02:52] On my way! Gotta go!

[07:02:57] What are they screaming like that for?

[07:03:05] Oh, they went the wrong way!

[07:03:17] This is perfect!

[07:03:21] Yeah!

[07:03:24] Yeah, I'm clear your bow stretch being a problem no more Frank

[07:03:51] Another one

[07:03:54] Oh, shit.

[07:04:20] It's time.

[07:04:21] Devin is trying himself with Merry Weather Guards. Aw man, it's so annoying.

[07:04:34] Kidnap Devin.

[07:04:37] Um, okay.

[07:04:39] Let's sneak around.

[07:04:55] the

[07:05:15] Oh!

[07:05:21] Um...

[07:05:24] I need to fight Ro down here.

[07:05:27] How high is this?

[07:05:28] OH SHIT!

[07:05:30] We're fine. We're chilling.

[07:05:45] That's Trevor!

[07:05:52] Why am I going?

[07:05:57] I'm driving the pool!

[07:06:03] Trevor!

[07:06:04] That's Trevor!

[07:06:06] Why am I- why did I dive in the pool?!

[07:06:11] Trevor!

[07:06:14] Dude!

[07:06:16] Take your- oh my god.

[07:06:22] Why did he jump in the pool?

[07:06:26] Dude!

[07:06:28] Okay.

[07:06:30] Okay. That was tragic. I don't understand.

[07:07:00] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[07:07:03] Yep

[07:07:03] of

[07:07:31] God, please don't leave me!

[07:07:33] Wow, tell me what that was!

[07:07:39] Wow.

[07:07:40] Get cover!

[07:07:42] I'll find you!

[07:07:48] Right out of fire!

[07:07:49] These of you is the priority!

[07:07:52] They're not mine!

[07:07:54] Oh my god.

[07:07:55] You're not mine, Gag!

[07:07:57] I just put down half your outfit back in town!

[07:08:00] Get a job

[07:08:11] Come on, you bleed like humans, but I know you're

[07:08:19] They go

[07:08:26] What

[07:08:28] What?

[07:08:30] Dude, I jumped, I think, his head slaps into the concrete and killed him.

[07:08:40] Oh, what?

[07:08:42] Dude, what the fuck?

[07:08:44] Okay, I'm going to go the long way this time, whatever, dude.

[07:08:50] What the fuck?

[07:08:52] How?

[07:08:54] How?

[07:08:55] I gotta take out this guy every time though.

[07:09:04] What the fuck?

[07:09:11] I don't understand how, how is that possible?

[07:09:41] How is this my life?

[07:09:43] How is this my life?

[07:09:45] Alright, whatever dude.

[07:09:57] Enemy operative in the vicinity!

[07:09:59] You're gonna die!

[07:10:01] Who the heck are you alright?

[07:10:07] Where are ya?

[07:10:11] How do you get down there?

[07:10:23] How much is this asshole paying ya? I hope it wasn't worth it.

[07:10:27] Hold your eyes! Don't let him eat you, TW!

[07:10:34] Down there!

[07:10:36] You're going down!

[07:10:41] Get a job!

[07:10:46] Damn it!

[07:10:51] What?

[07:10:52] Oh my god, no.

[07:10:54] I'm in the pool.

[07:10:56] I don't understand!

[07:11:01] The hell!

[07:11:05] Dude, I don't understand.

[07:11:13] Why is he under the stairs?

[07:11:18] You can't hide forever!

[07:11:27] Oh my god!

[07:11:35] Have we opened the fountain, team?

[07:11:37] I'm the definition of it!

[07:11:48] Hey, I'm the most suspicious person you'll meet!

[07:11:56] Yes, very suspicious.

[07:11:58] Wait, wait, hear me out!

[07:12:04] Yeah!

[07:12:05] Punch that bitch!

[07:12:06] Get his ass!

[07:12:18] you

[07:12:48] you

[07:13:18] you

[07:13:48] you

[07:14:18] you

[07:14:48] You

[07:15:18] I love you, but I think we need to take a break.

[07:15:21] Thanks, I'm working on it.

[07:15:23] Oh!

[07:15:25] You don't like it anymore, do you?

[07:15:31] This is why the people I put in my truck are usually dead!

[07:15:34] It means convenience like you never before have seen before.

[07:15:37] One more mile, guys! For fun time!

[07:15:40] It's the bank ATM. We will start with a little on every corner and lost that dose.

[07:15:45] Almost there.

[07:15:53] Yes, it will be wonderful.

[07:15:59] What is that guy?

[07:16:02] Dude!

[07:16:05] Fucking bikers!

[07:16:12] Chill!

[07:16:15] from everything this is reason news

[07:16:21] all places spike as you and us reserves take another hit

[07:16:25] pictures of the inside of your house

[07:16:27] and your body thanks to my life

[07:16:29] it's what you're asking about your tracks

[07:16:31] during the same playing in France

[07:16:33] this is not a big unrollable

[07:16:35] with the positive ring as well

[07:16:37] none of us will promise

[07:16:39] all of us will reward tons of gold

[07:16:41] for the two of us

[07:16:43] Oh, this looks like the perfect place.

[07:17:03] It's very peaceful.

[07:17:13] Hey, you good, T?

[07:17:23] Hey, the good tea?

[07:17:27] Never better, amigo.

[07:17:29] Who's that?

[07:17:30] Franklin?

[07:17:31] I'll be here.

[07:17:39] Hey, Franklin, what's up?

[07:17:42] How'd you get out?

[07:17:43] It's time!

[07:17:44] Whoa, safe, Hansell!

[07:17:45] It's time!

[07:17:46] I'll be right back.

[07:17:47] All right, what's up?

[07:17:49] What's up?

[07:17:50] What's up?

[07:17:51] Hey, what's up?

[07:17:53] Time to fight!

[07:17:55] I shut up!

[07:18:23] rules. Oh, number two, offshoring your profits. Offshoring? Oh, it's horrible. You wouldn't

[07:18:30] want to be sent off shore just to save a little money, would you, T?

[07:18:33] No, I wouldn't. Oh, no, I didn't want to know. See, but we know your opinions on the matter,

[07:18:40] Devin. Keep your problems the fuck out of America, huh? In this instance, when he puts

[07:18:46] it like that, it makes sense. Of course it does. Hey, Devin, goodbye, my old friend.

[07:18:52] for all the advice finish him hold w to push the car oh shit it's time

[07:19:11] there he goes

[07:19:15] Wow, that's brutal.

[07:19:23] Now what?

[07:19:24] Now we keep a low profile and get on with our lives.

[07:19:29] That's friends.

[07:19:30] Do I have a choice?

[07:19:32] No, not really.

[07:19:34] Alright then.

[07:19:35] As flawed, awful, totally uncomfortable and poorly matched friends.

[07:19:41] Absolutely.

[07:19:42] It's perfect then we can get back to the kind of capitalism. We practiced shit

[07:19:46] I don't know how much more better that is than Devon's car who hypocrisy Franklin

[07:19:51] Civilization's greatest virtue Jesus your therapist has a lot to answer for I know I still hate myself

[07:19:58] But hey, we still know the words for it now

[07:20:00] Yeah, but I hate you and I know the words for it

[07:20:02] So does that mean I don't have to go to therapy look me

[07:20:05] You two motherfuckers tear find me out at midway. I'm good. You're right to be afraid Franklin

[07:20:10] Yeah, be very afraid, Franklin.

[07:20:19] They want that tea.

[07:20:22] I'm getting too old for this nonsense.

[07:20:40] Wait, that's the end?

[07:20:44] Whoa, I finished the game! I thought I was gonna have to play tomorrow too!

[07:20:50] Wow!

[07:20:51] That was a great story. I really liked it.

[07:20:56] I definitely need to play 4 at some point. Wow, got the good ending.

[07:21:00] Wait, so there's people that actually pick to kill Franklin, or not Franklin, pick to kill Michael or Trevor?

[07:21:08] Why?

[07:21:09] Why don't just do the one where they all live?

[07:21:15] Why though?

[07:21:16] What happens?

[07:21:17] The other things are sad.

[07:21:19] What the hell?

[07:21:20] Yeah, why would you pick to save all your friends?

[07:21:25] Kingkort!

[07:21:26] Thank you so much for the 10!

[07:21:27] Thank you!

[07:21:28] Naked Postal Service.

[07:21:29] Thank you for the 30k.

[07:21:30] Yes.

[07:21:31] Well, only Mooshia comes on like two days.

[07:21:32] I don't play that.

[07:21:33] But I will definitely play Halo at some point.

[07:21:34] comes on like two days like I don't play that but I will definitely play Halo at some point.

[07:21:40] I'm not sure exactly when though but I will start with the first reach I guess that's what people

[07:21:47] are saying right? Thanks for the warmers! You should do the Epsilon missions. Epsilon missions.

[07:21:55] What's the problem with that question?

[07:22:01] Poor employee, thanks for one year, and Javi, now thanks for 14 months.

[07:22:05] Yeah, I want to see the other endings.

[07:22:08] I want to see that view.

[07:22:12] Playa Assassin's Creed 4 Black Snag, thank you for the good tip, thank you.

[07:22:17] Oh shit, look!

[07:22:19] A rare appearance!

[07:22:25] I thought this was awesome.

[07:22:32] Halo 1, 2, 3, Bedreach?

[07:22:39] Okay, okay, okay.

[07:22:41] How many hours is all of this stuff?

[07:22:44] It's going to be a very packed end of the year with all the new releases.

[07:22:49] Oh, thank you for the points!

[07:22:53] Thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[07:22:58] How long is the first Halo, would you say?

[07:23:01] Probably like, I'm gonna guess like 25 to 30 hours.

[07:23:07] Or maybe less? I feel like old games used to be a little shorter.

[07:23:11] Nine out? Wait, really? Oh, it's like a stream or two.

[07:23:15] Oh.

[07:23:16] Honestly, I could probably finish that before when Emerson comes out.

[07:23:26] I mean, maybe we should come off the third or the fourth.

[07:23:29] Maybe I'll start it tomorrow.

[07:23:36] I do have to film a video on the third.

[07:23:39] Oh, it comes out on the fourth.

[07:23:41] Wait, I can just play Halo.

[07:23:43] third. I didn't realize it would be so short. Just get the Christ for an hour long half.

[07:23:54] That was a great game.

[07:24:02] From the office of Dr. Isaiah Freeland, our client notes, highly confidential, patient,

[07:24:08] and Emmy Rude. Very, very depressing case, decisly indecisive, in love with finding a

[07:24:14] reason as to why awful decisions are correct, desperate for material possessions, super

[07:24:19] silliest, which is ironic, wants to be a moralizer despite flaws, family-minded, eager capitalist,

[07:24:25] easily offended to the point of extreme rage, probably not a full-blown kleptomaniac, tried

[07:24:30] yoga, stuck to mayhem, great, lazy, easily distracted, eager to try new things, meet new

[07:24:34] people, cause new trouble, finds finishing jobs challenging, don't know if they can help

[07:24:38] But I know I do.

[07:24:41] Amazing.

[07:24:42] TCK10, thanks for three months.

[07:24:45] Thank you.

[07:24:45] I love you, people, because someone helped me get you.

[07:24:48] And you're probably paying for the privilege.

[07:24:51] Story burden, thanks for the six months.

[07:24:54] Man.

[07:24:56] I can't believe I actually finished the game.

[07:24:58] Now, I probably have a bunch of side missions

[07:25:00] I could do if I wanted, right?

[07:25:02] The money?

[07:25:03] And only transit!

[07:25:05] Wait, I got to buy the car!

[07:25:08] Oh shit, I'm gonna see what this question mark is here.

[07:25:11] What if it's Patricia guys?

[07:25:12] What if it's Patricia?

[07:25:14] Eggman, thank you so much for the five.

[07:25:16] Thank you Eggman.

[07:25:20] Oh!

[07:25:23] You've done well.

[07:25:24] No way!

[07:25:26] Wait, Mrs. Phillips?

[07:25:27] Oh, it's his mom, right?

[07:25:29] Is that how you meet your mother, Trevor?

[07:25:32] I miss this, hello, miss.

[07:25:35] I didn't know they let you out.

[07:25:37] So you never wrote to me.

[07:25:40] You never visited.

[07:25:44] I bet you never found a girl.

[07:25:47] Tell me, Trevor, are you gay?

[07:25:51] Oh.

[07:25:52] Oh.

[07:25:52] Is that what this is all about?

[07:25:54] Always having lovers' quarrels.

[07:25:58] In fact, I've always wanted a gay son who wouldn't

[07:26:05] forget about his mother.

[07:26:06] What?

[07:26:07] But no, but no, but no, but no, nothing, not a peep, I carried you in here, I fed you,

[07:26:16] I weaved you, now look at you, you always were an ungrateful wretched, sniveling,

[07:26:24] oh, shit of a boy, you know it, and I know it, there was always something wrong with you,

[07:26:33] Ashamed of yourself, ashamed of me,

[07:26:36] of your own mother.

[07:26:38] I've been here for hours,

[07:26:41] and have you gotten me a drink or a cigar?

[07:26:44] He has walked in.

[07:26:45] I massage my feet.

[07:26:48] I'm an old woman,

[07:26:50] and you, in the prime of life,

[07:26:54] have you nothing inside?

[07:26:57] I'm so sorry.

[07:26:59] What is going on?

[07:27:29] I've got no insurance.

[07:27:31] Oh, I got money!

[07:27:32] I don't want your god damn money!

[07:27:35] Is that what you think I am?

[07:27:36] A prostitute still...

[07:27:39] Still...

[07:27:40] ...sick.

[07:27:41] What can I do?

[07:27:44] I'm in a lot of pain.

[07:27:47] I need you to get me some more de l'eau de mar.

[07:27:51] I can do that.

[07:27:52] A lot of them.

[07:27:53] A truckload, literally.

[07:27:55] And not those weedy little ones.

[07:27:58] thousand milligram ones and if you find me a gentleman well we both know I tell

[07:28:05] you can't have any shrimp father figure no shrimp

[07:28:12] wow

[07:28:15] Wait, so is the game over or not?

[07:28:25] Okay, so this is just a quest, I guess.

[07:28:29] Like a post-game mission.

[07:28:31] I wonder if there's the same for the other characters.

[07:28:35] Just a side mission.

[07:28:36] Hey, I'm going man before you take a van

[07:28:47] See anything for Franklin

[07:28:57] Oops wrong guy. Wow what a game

[07:29:06] Hey, listen man, that was great. I gotta run now, okay?

[07:29:12] Oh! I didn't realize that was his wife at first. I was like, Michael! What, what did we just learn? Did we learn anything?

[07:29:18] Okay, but that's nice. You know, he's with his family again. At his house.

[07:29:24] Oh, man. Oh, I probably did it, please, for all the lovers. Holy, stay out of trouble.

[07:29:31] Yes, I'm sure that they will.

[07:29:33] Ha ha ha ha.

[07:29:35] Ha ha ha ha.

[07:29:37] Wow, what a game.

[07:29:39] That was very fun. I really like that.

[07:29:41] Okay.

[07:29:47] I want to just like quick skim through the other endings.

[07:29:51] I don't understand why you would pick the other ones and the option to just, you know, everyone lives is there.

[07:29:58] What is my fucking recommended? Oh my goodness. Yo, K. Stimmel, thanks so much for the 10!

[07:30:09] Thanks K. Stimmel. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thanks K. Stimmel. A, B, and C. Um, okay,

[07:30:21] so this is the one where you killed Trevor, I guess?

[07:30:23] the time never regretted nothing cared for nothing well fuck him I mean there's

[07:30:34] gotta be a limit kid you know point where even assholes like us say enough is

[07:30:39] he fucking enough you missed the main part

[07:30:45] Oh shit.

[07:30:59] What in the fuck da? This is your homie!

[07:31:15] You want a piece of me?

[07:31:17] Fucking kill me!

[07:31:19] You want to kill me?

[07:31:21] I'm gonna take a fucking shot!

[07:31:45] I don't like this. Oh my god

[07:32:05] You know what guy

[07:32:07] It's

[07:32:09] It's time you grow the fuck up

[07:32:11] I admit, I'm a bad piece of work with that guy, that piece of shit.

[07:32:16] No boundaries, no sense of when to back off.

[07:32:20] No nothing, 24-7 insanity day in, day out, all the time.

[07:32:26] Never regretted nothing, never cared for nothing.

[07:32:30] Well, fuck him.

[07:32:34] I mean, there's gotta be a limit, kid.

[07:32:38] This is bullshit. Whatever it is.

[07:32:47] I don't like that one at all!

[07:32:50] Oh my gosh.

[07:32:52] You're an idiot. We should take him off together. Right now. We'll roll on T. I'll bring you

[07:33:02] into my home, Franklin.

[07:33:07] The first part. Okay.

[07:33:16] This must be bringing you around the house sometime for dinner.

[07:33:19] See you here.

[07:33:20] Alright, bye.

[07:33:23] Ah, Amanda.

[07:33:25] This must be bringing you around the house sometime for dinner.

[07:33:27] One of these nights, huh?

[07:33:29] Fuck.

[07:33:30] Not only what I did to deserve this motherfucking luck.

[07:33:32] Got my kids back, my wife, the job that I love.

[07:33:35] I mean, I made it.

[07:33:36] We made it.

[07:33:38] You and me, bro.

[07:33:40] What?

[07:33:42] I like it, dawg, and you know this.

[07:33:44] I risk everything for your ass, dawg.

[07:33:45] What is this?

[07:33:46] Look man, me and you know shit ain't no doggy, but really, the fuck is this?

[07:33:52] You?

[07:33:53] You came here to fucking clip me?

[07:33:55] You? Fuck!

[07:33:59] Now they changed.

[07:34:01] Take him out together, right now!

[07:34:03] We'll roll on team!

[07:34:04] I brought you into my home, Franklin!

[07:34:11] Come on, you prick.

[07:34:12] I taught you everything you know.

[07:34:14] Not everything.

[07:34:16] I was here long before you, and I'll be here after you.

[07:34:18] So we'll see about that. Fuck. I'll take you every time.

[07:34:22] Every fucking time! Yeah? Fuck it ain't right!

[07:34:32] You hear that? I was your bitch! I couldn't stand that! I don't care if you fuck any fucking thing!

[07:34:37] Motherfucker!

[07:34:39] You just keep telling yourself that!

[07:34:41] I don't like either of these endings at all! These suck!

[07:34:44] People don't fucking change.

[07:34:45] You did.

[07:34:46] You.

[07:34:47] Two big ganks.

[07:34:48] One three-bit.

[07:34:49] Now you're gonna get the only one who was ever decent to you.

[07:34:52] No.

[07:34:53] I trusted you.

[07:34:54] I took you in.

[07:34:55] Treated you.

[07:34:56] Family.

[07:34:57] Let's just fuck you.

[07:34:58] Hey, you told me when it turned out okay?

[07:34:59] I know.

[07:35:00] I'm sorry.

[07:35:01] You little hypocrite.

[07:35:02] I should have clipped you when you broke into my house.

[07:35:03] Man, I'm sorry.

[07:35:04] I'm sorry.

[07:35:05] I'm sorry.

[07:35:06] I'm sorry.

[07:35:07] I'm sorry.

[07:35:08] I'm sorry.

[07:35:09] I'm sorry.

[07:35:10] I'm sorry.

[07:35:11] I'm sorry.

[07:35:12] I'm sorry.

[07:35:13] I'm sorry! It's like you say it, I understand. You don't understand nothing! I'm all you got! You made the wrong call!

[07:35:21] AHHHHHH! I'll bring you down with me! I'm taking you down!

[07:35:28] Oh my god.

[07:35:41] Jeez.

[07:35:43] No.

[07:35:50] Oh, Lamar didn't even answer.

[07:35:59] Daniel Lamar was disappointed in him and ditched him.

[07:36:13] you

[07:36:43] you

[07:37:13] you

[07:37:43] you

[07:38:13] you

[07:38:43] You