Emiru
SUB SUNDAY!! ⭐🌸 VARIETY GAMING ⭐🌸 SUB/GIFT = KIRBY BADGE ⭐🌸 WOW I HECKING LOVE SUNDAY BEST DAY OF THE WEEK!!! ⭐🌸 @EMIRU247 !subsunday
09-27-2026 · 8h 16m
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Hello?
Hello!
Dude, pink souls, you forgot, hundred gifted, I just saw that.
Hello?
Hello!
Dude, Pink Soul, thank you for the 100 gifted!
I just saw that.
I had to end intro early to say it.
Hi Pink Soul, thank you for the 100.
Oh guys, good morning.
How is everybody doing today?
It's Sunday!
It's real gaming day.
Real gaming.
Oh my goodness, let me go through the sobs.
Exciting pee.
Thank you for the 9 of us tier 2.
Scooted. Thank you for the gifted zp styles.
Thank you for the 10.
Dark Zalion for the win.
Thank you young Josie Goldie.
store my skull or store me skull oh my god I can't read store me skull not store
my skull wow maximum anonymous itachi thank you for the 10 Wu Docs anonymous
pro switch reaver thank you for the five Alexi Asian abyssal rora terry
afsan g jr. stat apoc local thanks for the five are you okay I don't know
New miracle thing for the five arc tempered hypnotized eyes
Eggman. Oh, thank you. Duck pixels for the five EL five Blake grips Joey Johnny Joe for the five night show for the five
Amani pink soul. Thank you again for the hundred rock Aiden
Tempered line for the five mitchonkski King Court chaos banter winter
Zil-Tek rev tasty Fletch Mitch wheeze. Thank you guys
so much and the barrel bear skippy
elliott trigger hands off hello guys
hello today is the last summer Kirby and
then next week will be a pumpkin yes
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Actually, I can't wait.
I was thinking about switching the, or maybe we should, oh wait, let's uh, let's uh, everyone
say their opinion.
I was thinking about switching the fall emotes set early before October because I saw some
streamers already did it.
I was like, ooh, ooh, wouldn't it be kind of nice to have the halloween emotes right
there?
Should we wait until October first?
Should we wait until October first?
Oh, we just do it now.
Kobe Chu, thank you for the gift and thank you.
Oh, hello Mots.
I do it now.
I saw Ally say she was working on it, but like,
it's a few days who cares?
Look, we can get into the spirit.
We could get into the spirit.
Yeah, with the Halloween emotes.
Wouldn't that be kinda nice?
Are you one of those pumpkin spice weirdos?
Ah, not really, okay.
like I don't really like decorate or um do like super hot halloween-y stuff but I appreciate what
other people do although um another thing for the gifted I got so fucking scared uh it was the
last time I went to play cards with us simply and some of my other friends I was driving to the
house that we played cards at and in the neighborhood there was this cluster it
okay it was like two houses next to each other the one house across the street
and I'm pulling up and it looks like there's like a riot happening in front
of these houses and I'm like oh my god what the fuck it was like scary and I
get closer these three houses in a cluster they each just have like 50
Halloween life-size figures in their front yards like 50 each house, so there's like a hundred to a hundred fifty
Like Halloween like Scarecrow zombies skeletons
Like fucking Jason all these different things just a hundred plus of them in front in these three houses
And it looked like it was a bunch of people's fit. It was so weird
Matt's reality. Thanks for 17 months in band. Thank you for the 42 months
Yeah, the whole gang is Jason the Wayne.
No, Jason the serial killer.
I know Mott, so she left her attention.
Mott!
She looks like you can see.
You like this, right, Mott?
I'm scratching with my chin.
Yeah, thanks for 37 months.
I'm scratching my chin because I have look-on times.
I don't want to get your hair all over my face.
I think she hates me.
I think she hates me.
Yeah, she's like a gargoyle.
Okay.
I will stop touching you, Mots.
So hard not to.
So hard not to.
Let me pull up the Sub-Sunday Wheel.
Wow, look at the nice colors for today.
Nice end of summer.
Kind of, kind of.
Thank you, Gab, for 37 months.
Okay, so I saw someone say,
Oh, for October, you should do Spooky Sunday,
which I assume would be like an only horror games wheel,
but that might be fun, maybe like for the week of Halloween
maybe.
Yeah, thank you for the gifted.
Thank you so much.
Oh my gosh, shitty indie horror wheel.
Do you guys want me to throw up everywhere
because I would throw up everywhere.
Well, it depends. Esther, thank you for the gifted.
And Swee's bag, thanks for 4 months, yes.
I mean, it's worth trying. Or maybe like, um...
I've still never tried taking a... or I tried at once,
motion sickness pills for playing. I took motion sickness
pills to play Minecraft one time and didn't help.
He and Joe, thank you for the gifted.
100 gifted for every puke
What like y'all are gifted a hundred or I have to I puke and then I also have to give to hundred has punishments
Because that seems a little bit fucked up
Cynthia's thank you and three for lock. Thanks for two
Planet coaster
That'd be fucked up. I throw up. I'm like I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll give 100 right now.
Minus five or was it like 600 though? I don't know. I'll do 100, 600. Yeah, 600.
Rantos, thanks for 46 months. You need those motion sickness glasses on.
Wait, aren't those the glasses that make you motion sick? Why would I need those?
What the frick? What the frick, guys?
And it boasts her too.
Nice, it's 26th of all moths.
Guys, give Moths a cuteness rating out of 10.
I would say she's a 10 out of 10.
Okay shit.
Fuckin' stickin' on butter.
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Did you de-cat your PC?
No I didn't!
My fricking air blaster machine isn't here yet, but I ordered it on Amazon Prime, so I
don't know where it is.
I feel like I should be here by now.
Yippee!
Woohoohoohoo!
Ah ha ha ha ha!
Woohoohoohoohoo!
Uh, accessibility set is probably fine.
Um, career management is way too neat. Theme parks and water parks, you can dive into them free-
How's the volume? Is it too loud?
Curtis, thanks for nine months!
Dinnin' it!
If you want to swap emo sets, I kind of want chat to see the chorms.
Wait, the Halloween one?
Yeah, I do!
I-I only was like, okay, we can wait, cause you said it wasn't ready.
Wait, there's Halloween Charms? Oh, God.
Do I-Do I wanna see that?
I have this volume.
Well, yeah, swap it! Swap it!
Do it! It's not, but fuck it.
It's okay, it's okay. You can- I mean, if there's more to do, you can update it, I do.
I wanna see the Spooky Charms.
Spooky Charms. Oh, hi, Moonlight Bunny!
Hello, I hope you're having a wonderful Sunday
Zorok, thanks for seven months. I'm doing a refresh. I'm scared
This is a good song
Oh God Halloween
Did you finish the Japanese curry that you cooked like two months ago, I did I did finish it
Oh, none of us. Thanks for gifting the moonlight bunny.
Wow, there's even a to-tell-ho-ween-chorm-toast.
Ewww! Ewww! There's a lot of pumpkin!
Wait, this is amazing. Oh, a chorm ghost.
Wait, a chorm ghost is really good.
Oh! A chorm group hug!
Wait, oh. Wait, look.
One has the glasses with the nose.
There's a devil chorm pumpkin, a ghost and a witch.
Oh, how cute!
Oh, Chormla!
Oh!
Oh!
I don't like this new peeking!
Oh, Motsa's a Dracula!
Wait, these are amazing!
Wait, Polly, you did such a good job!
Wow!
Wait, Polly freaking killed it!
That's you right now?
Ah!
Freaking Polly.
Agg, oh there's no O.
Or is there?
Can I just not see it?
Wait, why'd they go back?
No!
No!
Why'd they go back?
Oh, let me try to restart.
How do I know?
Erm.
Erm.
Maybe it's just taking a sec-
Oh!
A Boba!
Uh, it might just be taking a sec for me.
Wow they got everything the evil demon cat I hate this emote
uh oh this one is wow I like the the high
Chorm Slay
Oh wow it's got a skeleton hoodie and some nice midnight blue eyeshadow and nails
Lovely Polly thanks for the fishballs dude Polly these are sick
They look so great.
Bro, I thought...
Oh, the hair is so good too.
Oh my god.
Big Time Gamer!
Oh wow!
Thank you for the two months.
Thank you Big Time Gamer.
It's unlisted.
Oh, I think I need to turn on unlisted emotes.
Oh, that's not part of the Halloween emotes set.
Oh my god.
Yeah, these look great.
Unlisted emotes.
I did do a fresh Chaturino install.
Oh, I see him now!
Wait, he's perfect!
Wait, Polly makes this one too.
Wait, he's Dracula Flo.
Oh, wait, they're so good.
Oh, my God.
Amazing.
So cute.
Pagman is evil. I've seen this one though
Wait, I didn't know Polly made this XDD. I've seen bro. This one is terrifying
It is horrifying wait now. It's so festive guys
The Halloween emotes are so so good
They're so amazing
Wow
Yes, I love it. Oh the Pagman dance is very scary
Very, very scary.
I do like those with the Dracula moths.
Amazing.
Very cute.
Very, very cute.
Spooktober.
Wow, we're ready for October now.
Very exciting.
Guys, what the fuck is that?
Then we got we got everything huh, okay anyway, so gaming
I assume I do career right you'll see you'll thank you for the gifted
Thank you
Keys to the coaster I
Feel like it's good to add the Halloween so a little bit early so we can enjoy it longer because as soon as it's
November 1st, we're getting the Christmas set.
So, you know...
One paw! Thanks for 52 months!
And mech them off, man! Thanks for the gifted!
Hello, Oswald!
Wow.
Oswald!
I didn't realize we had a guest!
Wow.
Krumakurby! Thank you for the 25!
Holy fric-a-moly! Thank you, Krumakurby!
Wowee!
You're looking at the successor of PosterCoast.
Well, providing everything is great.
Oh man, I haven't been to an amusement park in so long.
Dude, even the W is orange.
It's so fucking festive.
Dude, I want pumpkin pie so fucking bad.
Who doesn't fuck with pumpkin pie?
Checklist of objectives from A to Z.
Ozzy, thanks for the gift deed.
I know, I know.
But it's been company policy ever since one of our
That's it didn't know how to move around
We left them to it. What people there's people who don't fuck with pumpkin pie. It's so good
Let's try. Oh my god like a week ago. Oh one of my days off. I went to cheesecake factory. I
Got pumpkin cheat pumpkin pie cheesecake slice
I'm not gonna lie I would I would sell out all of you for another piece of that
pumpkin pie cheesecake it was so so scrumptious scrumptious scrumptious yes
Any of you any of you and all of you
Don't act like you wouldn't do the same to me for like what do you guys eat?
What do you what do I think you guys?
You guys
Talk about I took the liberty of getting a ride ready for you to build all you need to do is find a place to put it
Place a teacups ride.
Ooh, how fun!
Um, she has flat land.
Peerbot, thank you for the gifted.
Why don't we put it right over here?
Cannot build here.
Why don't we...
Cannot build here.
She thinks we're those Baja Blast guys.
There we go!
Minus $2,300!
Yo, no!
Thanks for 14 months!
There is a flatten tool.
Okay, place the ride entrance.
We're gonna put it right here.
Place the ride exit.
We're gonna put it right here.
Connect the entrance gate to the path with a Q-path.
Okay.
Okay, minus one cent, can we afford that with a guest path?
Okay, open tea cups one.
It is open!
Our guests will have to pay for tickets to enjoy the rides in our parks.
We control how much we charge them.
Oh, the pumpkin august! So cute!
So, we'll pay to our guests to ride our latest attraction by setting the ticket price to bargain for now.
Okay, bargain so that they want to try and make sense.
Monster, thanks for the gifted premium bargain.
By pricing mode, set the prices that guests will pay for things in your park.
There are a number of automatic pricing modes to help you get started.
Customs you tweak the price to whatever you like bargain is cheaper
Premium is a high price that not all guests will tolerate dynamic and advanced mode where you set a range and price adjust based on the current queue length
Okay
Keys to the coaster we have 626 guests that's pretty good right addition of a new ride
Will have given a slight boost to our park rating. Okay
Okay. Where's our part of your park rating?
1.42 stars. Okay.
Okay.
A drink shop? Can we pick what we sell?
Can build an open and drink shop
Latte love
planet coaster gold be
Pipshot juice, so let me try moving my camera. Where's a good spot for my camera? Maybe down here
Do you have motion sickness from roller coasters? I don't I love roller coasters
It's only certain kinds of games hip shot juice a
So don't so delightful I get it. Let's open a Swarovie shop
That sounds great to me.
Did it not build?
I'm going to build another one right next to it.
Okay, I'll have to open it.
Summary, open.
Open.
Okay.
Build and open a toilet.
Is it gross to have the toilet right next to the drink shop?
I feel like that makes sense, right? Like people drink and then they need to piss.
Yeah, I think that's fine. I think that's fine.
Facilities provide important infrastructure.
Oh, wait! There's a cheddar pumpkin clappy!
Oh my god it's so freaking cute! I love it! Oh my god that's so good. Wow so cute. So cute.
So freaking cute. I have to type it as well. So cute. Oh my god the cook is so cursed.
Is the cooked in AI picture it might be?
Oh my God, it looks like he's gonna die.
Like the pumpkin jack-o'-lantern is gonna kill him.
So let's provide important infrastructure
to meet guests' needs to keep guests
spending their time and money.
Food shops, drink shops, souvenir shops, and toilets
are for those that meet guests' needs.
Guests that have their needs met will spend more time.
Guest services provide your guests
with important park services like pool passes,
party passes, umbrellas, and sun cream.
Okay, staff buildings provide space for your staff members to take breaks to raise their morale.
Do we really need that, though?
It's not really necessary. Place three benches.
Ooh!
Um, we got the Aquatic Bench Village, Heart Bench, Western Bench,
Barrel Bench, Vestive Suites Bench, Palace Thrones.
Um, I- I guess I'll go with, um...
I'm gonna go up the sci-fi bench.
Like where do you put it?
Just like out and about?
Oh, okay.
Are they lined up?
Do they- they look kinda crooked.
They look kinda crooked.
It's okay, right?
Trash can.
I'm going to put one there as well, and one here.
Woo!
And good one, Oswald.
That was amazing.
scenery blueprints um bushes oh blueprints okay there we go
um mythology building mythology centerpiece
These are kind of weird, like okay.
How do I rotate it?
What the hell?
Oh, this is complicated.
I built it!
I didn't mean to build it on top of the thing!
I thought that was confirmed!
The rotation!
Fuck!
Dead Walker, thanks for the gifted.
Oh my god, it's in the middle of the teacups.
Nooooo!
Oh yeah, I'm a natural.
Fuck, dude!
Oh no.
to view its info panel and see how much electricity it's producing now we have to do this to inspect
the generator info panel.
You can see the generator is powering a network that covers the area filled with rides and
facilities.
Let's expand that network to cover an open area of the park.
To do that, place and connect the additional power facility to the grid.
Um...
Browseability may be connected to a power source to work by power sources under utilities in the facility section of the browser.
Your park entrance can also provide some power when you're starting out.
Power source like power generates the source of power and must be connected.
So create a power grid. Power distributors take power from connect power source.
Rage, fires of sleighs are all within the powers of the river powered.
Make sure your partners are maintained by a mechanic.
Aw, we're so fucked.
We're so fucked.
Nicely done!
It's all running very smoothly indeed.
But to keep the generators maintained and working,
you must hire mechanics.
Without them, the generators will-
Perish! Thanks for five months!
Agoba! Agoba!
Higher two mechanics, okay.
Staff. Let's see.
Janitor mechanic.
Bender, I suppose to do it all. There's lifeguard.
Ride attendant.
Berserk, thank you for the gifted.
Security guard.
Chief beef.
Chief beef.
Uh, Gulpirex.
Cosmic Cow, Queen Splash, King Coaster, Crescendo Melodists.
Okay.
An available mechanic will automatically be assigned to fix a broken ride.
However, if one is not available, you will have to select the call mechanic button to reassign somebody to the job.
Be careful though, as reassigning a staff member might mean you no longer have coverage elsewhere.
Mmmmm.
Astro, thanks for a lot of months and blue gloss. Thanks for the gifted. Call him mechanic to the big wheel.
Thanks, but absolutely essential when it comes to keeping staff morale up.
And just like guests, our staff need a place to re-energize.
To make all of their tired little dreams come true, you should place a staff building.
Okay. That makes sense. A staff building.
Well maybe I should make one of these for my mods.
Um, sorry to break, block, and their schedule. Time for a well-deserved rest.
Yo, Ench 666! Thanks for something.
Uh, I've captured the capacity of your staff building to find some of these staff members
to have a break at the same time.
Staff working four more hours in a day require a break or their morale will decrease.
staff take their breaks and staff buildings make sure out of capacity and
nearby staff going to last take their schedule breaks okay try to expise
thank you for the gifted now the park staff have somewhere to go on their
breaks and enjoy some peace and quiet we just need to ensure our inquisitive
guests don't go waltzing on in there for the free coffee claiming to be lost
the best way to avoid this is by connecting an exclusive staff only
path through the building.
Guests would dance that foot on those tiles.
We'll need to build a mechanic workshop.
Here, mechanics will generate research points
that are used to unlock new items for your park.
How do I make a path?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, here we go.
Path, staff path.
Does this look like shit?
Ah.
Summary saved built what the fuck okay, I built the workshop is open
Okay, let's leave the mechanic to it from the make sure to put turrets on the staff only turrets
To kill the park goers
Yo five three three kuma. Thanks for five months. It could be the boba. Oh my goodness
They're gonna shoot them down?
Woo!
695?
Oh my goodness, we are going places. Let me raise the sub goal.
Joseph, thanks for 21 months.
You. 15 months that weren't completely wasted.
What the heck?
Why? Smiley face emoji. Just kidding. You're the best.
Have you heard the Geometry Dash song bass after bass?
It's pretty cool.
I don't think I have I'm playing geometry dash in a bit. I do like geometry dash dude might look at my fucking tea cups. Oh
My how do I delete this?
You know what it adds care for I'm leaving it
It makes it so like depending on which cup you're in you might you might crash and die
it's fine yeah that's character oh my is that the one I was designing the
very same lad I was just about to make a start on it but I tell you what why
don't you walk a new friend through it it would be my pleasure now this is
Holy shit, the war emo is scary earlier
Not as scary as feaky though. You'll need to select the blueprint
Kostas
Whoa
We're gonna have to cut down some trees maybe oh
Or maybe I'll fit here. Oh
Oh wait, it goes over the path? That's kinda cool. Uh, looks like shit.
Uh-oh.
Every co-stories be tested for safety core can be open. If the test results show the ride's fear, nausea, or g-force error too strong, your guess may be unwilling to write it.
In the testing tab, you can check heat maps from previous tests to see where a coaster needs adjusting.
You know, the problem areas you can rebuild or smooth out any track sections that are a bit too extreme.
Using test results and heat maps together is a great combination.
Oh, um, yes, of course.
Um, scenery, of course.
Can I- I can cut down the trees, right?
Open Linder.
Can I ride the rides?
Oh, they're still testing it
Yeah, this looks great. I'm gonna add some more scenery. Oh
Okay, maybe not that one I want something in the middle right here. Oh
Yes, this is perfect he looks so awesome
Yeah!
Yeah!
Terrific work, U2.
This is a coaster that truly deserves a place in the sky.
So, how about we put together an advertisement to mark the occasion?
An advertisement?
Head to the advertising tab in the park management menu.
And let's show the world what the park has to offer.
Advertising tab.
Yeah.
Dude, this game is complex!
Coaster lovers!
Okay.
Wooo!
the cost of the first hand
Enter the Gorgon ride camera mode how I do that
Oh, we can ride the ride
hide!
uh...
oh!
uh...
how was that?
enough for the time being?
huh? no!
wait! i wanna go again!
thank you again for all your hard work
i close-
i thought i was closing the venue!
i can tell!
wait, wait, wait, i'll go back, i'll go back, i'll go back
i'll go back, i'll go back, i'll go back
oh!
Okay, that closes it, okay.
Oh, there's green flames shooting everywhere.
I'm scared.
Wait, that's got these kinds of hands.
These kinds of securing things.
I can hide the panels.
Hands up!
Oh
Here we go
What's happening?
Oh God!
Oh God!
What's it gonna drop?
The anticipation is killing me.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
That is a pretty good first person camera.
Whoa!
Wait, guys, make sure you pay attention for the statue that I placed.
Whoa!
I'm not gonna show up.
Whoa!
It's exhilarating! I am getting a little bit more shits.
Woo! That's it! Oh! That was great!
Wow, amazing. Can you design your own roller coasters in this?
Wow, that was fantastic.
Wowee.
So like, is there like a free play mode or like is this career normal?
Oh, sandbox.
I see.
Or do you guys want me to do sandbox or next game?
It is subsunday, so.
Sandbox.
I
All this sandbox for a bit new park oh biome tropical temperate Mediterranean tiger
I kind of going for the temperate because it makes me think of Kansas but I don't know
if that's the boring one.
What do you guys think?
Tyga?
Okay.
Okay.
Um.
Oh!
Park name!
Sabah!
Thanks for the four months!
Um, let's see.
Anonymous, thanks for the gifted.
Can't just name everything Chornland.
Default Sandbox Creative Challenge.
We'll see default, I guess.
Okay, let's get this started.
Oh, damn it, we got nothing going on in here.
Um, do I probably do like a power distributor?
Oh my god.
Guys, I don't know if I'm ready for this.
Entertainment, uh, arcade.
Let's build a coaster.
How much money do I have?
And we're just gonna build whatever the fuck we want.
Alright. It is untested and there's no power.
Facilities. Um... Park management.
Let's see...
Roland! Thank you for the five gifted.
Park... We don't have enough power.
Okay. We have unlimited money.
Okay, let's test it.
Um...
Power distributor.
Okay.
We're gonna put it right here. Yippee.
Yippee! Where do I...
I
Solar panels
Guys, I'm not an engineer.
leader. Now how do I connect it? That's how you told these. Okay move, advanced move.
Okay.
Guys, I don't know how to do this. I think I ditched the tutorial too early.
It's a baby game. Oh Jesus.
Yeah, it might be a next game angle.
Perhaps. I think I would need more time doing the tutorial.
But first, we will ride the ride.
Wow, these are terrible ratings.
Is 1.7 excitement? 1.4 fear?
I mean the linage is low at least.
Oh, this is a baby roller coaster.
Wheeeee!
Ew, go faster!
Faster!
Go faster! Wheeeee!
Yeah, this one stinks. This one's for babies.
This one's for babies and this this would hurt your neck. Let me see what else we've got
Coasters
Looks like the craziest one
Excitement six point five seven point seven. Oh shit eight
Okay, I'm gonna build the one with the highest excitement available
Let's see, and then we'll ride that one and then I'll try I'll go to the next game for today
Yeah, it might be this one
Holy shit, it's huge
Okay, are you guys ready to ride this this bad boy? Oh
Shit here we go
This one's so, so much crazier than the other one.
Do I have to like start testing it? Here we go. Start test.
Here we go! Here we go!
Oh my god.
Looking straight up into the sky.
Oh God.
Wheeeee!
Now wait, we're going high up as hell!
Oh God.
I'm scared.
I can't like, I actually love roller coasters in real life.
Oh here we go.
Zart man, day for the sub!
Oh!
Hands up! Oh my God!
Wheeeee!
Oh my God!
Oh my god!
Whaaaaa!
Whaaaaa!
Oh my god, it's all twisty and turning.
I'm gonna be sick.
I'm gonna throw up.
Oh my god, wait, that is really close to your head.
I would not like to have a real life.
This one's pretty good. I like it. Woo! Grab those. Thank you for the gift, dude. I had
to duck once on a ride. Oh hell no. You could have been bewildered.
That was pretty fun. That was pretty good. What is that emote? Who did that? Oh my god.
Who did that? It's evil! He's so scary! Nope. Nope. Okay, we'll go next game.
That game is fun. I can see how people sink a bunch of hours into it, but it's
is Sub-Sunday.
All right.
On to the next.
I like it.
Stick Fight the Game.
I have heard of this one, I think.
Profi, thanks for 52 months.
Yo, Big Reels, thank you for the five.
Thank you, Profi, thank you, Big Reels.
Stick fight the game. Let's go itachi. Thanks for the gift it. Thank you itachi crows
Your count already. Oh, I really own the game I do
2018
Apparently I bought this game in 2018 and then never played it
Interesting
I have no playtime on it. Oh man, it's got the old game for me. Press every button to
join. Play online. Should I host and then people join? Do people have this game? It's
That's a $5 game, but bro I'm just gonna get the shit beat out of me.
How do I do this?
You have to buy it.
Let's see, um, yeah, I don't see like a room code or anything.
Okay, what does Quick Match do?
Do people play this game?
Oh.
Stop cussing and saying fuck.
Wait which one am I?
Which one? I don't...
Which one am I?
Oh I'm not playing.
How are they typing?
I'm green.
Oh no, why are those worms?
Oh, no!
The snakes got me bro!
I'm fucked. I'm so fucked. I think I'm dead
Skills what I won
He's got a bazooka
Okay, am I trying to host like a viewer lobby if there's people on this screen?
I'm stuck.
Keep that spear away from me.
Because he's kind of sick.
Get that, keep that spear away from me.
Cause he's kinda sick.
The big gun!
Are there snakes? No! The snakes in me!
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
Stop!
I lost to the guy that's freaking AFK!
The snake gun!
Get it to me!
What's happening I'm the green one
Oh god, what is that?
Oh me weed, it's so orange.
I have a spear! I have a spear!
Oh, I got you, bitch!
Shhh.
Okay.
Kill, kill, kill, kill.
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill!
AHHHHHH!
YEAH!
I won!
Oh god, he's got the snake gun.
They fly too.
Oh my god.
Should I try to do a viewer lobby?
I don't know if people want to buy this game.
I just destroyed some.
Oh my god.
Should I try to do a viewer lobby?
I don't know if people want to buy this game.
I just destroyed the...
Oh my god, yeah, okay.
I don't know how...
I don't understand, because I didn't see a join code or anything.
Let's see.
It's through Steam.
Oh.
This says random players can join.
Um.
Well that's dumb.
Okay.
Well, I guess I'll just quick play and maybe get sniped.
I don't know.
Am I red now?
I'm red now, okay.
I think- Oh shit!
Dude, shut, shut, shut, shut up!
Wait, why do I have to count?
How did I jump up?
I'm dead.
Who's next?
I won again!
What's next? I won again!
SK Hones, thanks for the gift, Ed.
I think I'm dead. Holy fuck, my head is crushed.
I don't understand how to grab the ledges.
Oh my god.
I am scared.
I am scared.
Oh no!
Wow.
Can you lower the game volume?
Yeah.
Wow, I got killed.
Okay, I stopped punched right off the edge whatever dude
You just buy himself isn't he?
Wait, I want...
This game...
This game is buggy at all.
I got this! I got this blaster!
I got it!
I think the sheer power of the gun means we need to battle off the ledge.
My dad? Dude! I got killed by like a falling block!
Where I won.
I think this game is kind of bugged.
What the fuck was that?
Wait, run, it's cheats!
No, I'm not!
I'm not cheats, dude!
I don't know why it's letting me win.
I'm not cheats.
I swear, dude, I swear I'm not cheating!
Burn!
He said I hate red!
It's not me.
Redly!
Okay, well, I earned that one.
I am sorry for ruining the year of sunday.
Oh my god, I don't know what the fuck that was.
We'll see if it's still glitched.
The streamer glitched where I win every single game.
Oh, what the hell?
Oh, what the hell?
Is this Dango and Sunny from the chat?
It has to be, right?
But how did I end up in the lobby?
I don't know.
Well, now what?
Is the game gonna start?
What?
Why does dango have 2000 ping?
Oh my god it is unplayable.
I can't move.
I'm flying everywhere.
Oh my god I'm lagging like crazy.
I'm trying to attack is not too good.
Oh my god I can't.
It's not shooting, but God.
Oh my God.
Oh Jesus!
It's broken.
Jesus Christ.
I'm going next.
That was fun though.
Very buggy.
What a game.
Oh man.
2000 ping.
Oh shit!
It's that new game, Dressmaker!
How fun!
Fabulous!
Let your imagination take f-
Okay, I'm buying it. Yes, early game. How fun.
I don't really know anything about seamstressing, is that the word?
But I mean you probably don't need to know too much to play this game.
Oh wait this is cute!
Wow what a cute game.
Oh hello you must be the new dressmaker.
That is- oh guys there's a cat.
It's a long haired moth.
I saw your advertisement in the Town Herald last week.
I'm sure you're already drowning in commissions.
I don't have any commissions.
Really?
Does that make me your first client?
What an honor for me!
Oh, she's got cute dimples.
My name is Rose and I'm the Towns Librarian.
It's very nice to meet you.
It just so happens that you've opened your shop
at the perfect time
because I desperately need a new dress for work.
Tweed-eater moths infested my wardrobe
and chewed holes right through my skirts.
It's mortifying.
No!
Did you make me a new dress that's appropriate for work and won't stand out too much?
I'm just looking for something professional. I can offer you 200 gold for the job!
Okay!
Before you can design a dress, you need to measure your client.
Okay.
Drag the measuring tape onto the body.
Okay, the waist.
68.7, the bust.
The fullest part of the chest and the hips.
Okay, we have her measurements.
Your style, choice to fabricate overall execution, determine how happy your client will be.
Change your design by clicking the arrows next to each component.
Oh! Professional! Wait!
Professional with that kind of cleavage? Oh my!
So I will thank you for the gifted.
Kimono Princess Square Scallop.
You can also save fabric and haberdashee samples in the sketchbook.
Drag fabric onto the page to test how your design and fabric fits the client's needs.
Oh!
Oh!
The tags...
This tags or an estimate of the real fabric use affects the final result.
Use the pencil to try color comp.
Oh I can pick the colors!
I'm going to do purple because it's Halloween.
Wait, orange, wait, did I say purple?
Wait, I don't know, wait, my brain, I don't, I don't know!
You have a design click draft pattern
Wait, this is cute
Milkmaid was not very professional
We I think we should worry about professional because um, she wanted something professional, right?
So what's the most professional neckline?
Let's make her um
Let's go with
Let's go with the Princess V-Bot.
Stop saying professional.
Why do I say it weird?
Wait!
Wait, Glorp has a little witch hat.
Oh, bye, it's so cute.
Wait, do all the Glorps have little hats?
I'm gonna make a little, it holds a uniform.
Oh, the purple one.
Oh, but the gorp is a pumpkin colored.
That plorp is so cute.
Oh my gosh.
Wah!
The lorp is a demon!
So cute.
Oh, it's so festive.
No collar.
Oh!
The collar adds to the professionalism.
Is this cute?
I feel like this doesn't look that cute, though.
No sleet. Oh wait, I kinda like it.
Ooh!
Not sure, wait, I kinda like the white.
What do you guys think?
Peasant sleeve?
I don't really like that.
Do you guys think long sleeve or short sleeve?
It goes up the cool value if it's short sleeve.
Wow mermaid skirt, straight long skirt. Oh my goodness. Yo Theo, thank you for the gifted.
These are not very professional. Wow.
Okay, the straight long skirt is the most professional.
What do you guys think of the color scheme?
Nice fall colors.
The colors are bad, maybe like blue could be kind of nice.
What do you guys think about the blue accessories?
Oh, it adds professionalism.
Oh, I may get smaller.
Let's add three buttons.
Yeah.
Is it blue and black or white and gold?
It's blue and black.
Oh, maybe black would be nice.
I don't really like that, actually. I like the white better.
Yeah.
I think that's nice.
Okay.
Turn the gears to match the mannequin's proportions.
Uhhhhhhhhh.
Match the ghost outlines for the best fit.
Turn the gears?
What?
OHHHHHHHHHH!
Okay, so she has a 68 inch waist.
And she has an 86 inch bosta.
Okay, great.
And 95 inch hips.
95.7. Perfect!
Cup powder is added to this, but you can buy more fabric to use for making dresses.
should try buy fabrics appropriate to your client's desires. Try to find out how to tag professional.
You can filter the available options by clicking the filter button.
Uh, professional.
Oh shit!
Uh, professional 50. They're all professional 50.
Uh, can I like scroll through more?
Oh.
I'm gonna get the blue argyle.
Gellies 5 meters?
Oh.
Nice choice.
You may continue shopping.
I'm gonna get...
Fuck.
Fuck. There's so many colors to choose from. I'm going to get the Cerulean Wall accessories.
Oh! Wait, how cute! Guys, I feel like such a girl. This is great!
Professional 3. I'm gonna get some professional buttons.
I'm gonna get some bronze shaped shank buttons.
Amazing.
Deremo, thanks for 22 months.
Okay.
Select the fabric you'd like to use by clicking on the sidebar.
SRCGs, thank you for the five gifted! Thank you so much!
Oh Jesus!
Where's your jewelry?
Naughty Boss, we're thanks for the two months at Wolfpack Giant Day for the five!
Dracula for a joyous, and he's got blood on his lips and teeth.
Oh my goodness.
Another polymaster piece. It's incredible.
Oh my goodness.
The game music's loud.
Oh, sorry.
Alright, how's that?
That's what the park used to do, to click on the sidebar.
It's been cutting switch to patterns.
Oh!
Draw your pattern pieces to begin cutting.
Anonymous, thank you for the five, and Final Jeff, thank you for the five.
Wow!
Thank you.
Um, okay.
How do I- oh fuck.
What did I just do?
Okay, here we go, here we go.
Timbo, thanks for 66 months.
What is front?
Aligned the grain horizontal results in a higher quality garment?
He's the rotation knob.
Oh, there we go!
Now you blaster is April bits like the season click on the powder to cut it out
You can always recut or dispose of your unhappy you'll get back the piece of fabric you used
Now right click or drag the piece back into your inventory. Oh
Now place a line and cut out the rest of the pieces of fabric
What I'm worried. I don't know which part goes where oh
Oh man, high on drugs, thanks for this gifted and Rex Salma Jinx, thank you for the 5 gifted.
Thank you so much.
You can discard used parts of your facts and make space for more pieces by pressing the discard fabric button
or holding the scissors in the top or bottom edge of the roll then clicking.
Okay, um, skirt front, skirt left front, skirt right back, collar back, um, um, some bodice
front right, um, okay, I think I need to cut this out from here too.
Okay, great.
Alright.
I need all of them?
Yeah, but like I'm trying to...
Do it with the pattern.
Skrt back.
Okay, alright.
Skrt, skrt, skrt, skrt, skrt, skrt, skrt.
Skrt, skrt, skrt, skrt, skrt, skrt, skrt, skrt.
Skrt, skrt, skrt, skrt.
Skirt skirt skirt skirt skirt skirt skirt skirt skirt this might look like shit
100% straight
Green quality a hundred percent amazing
We're gonna make a beautiful dress oh someone re-subbed at the beginning sure was like I hope you play that dress
or I just do. I hope you make you play that dressmaker game so you can make your dream
fursuit. I was like what the fuck are you talking about? Just saying bullshit for no
reason. Well, get on with it. We are not doing that. No, no, no. I'm not a furry.
I don't think I don't anything against furries. What's wrong with that? I'm just I'm not one personally
Start back right
All right
That's just out to
Call her back. Okay, this is from, oh I didn't buy white fabric.
Uh, filter professional. Let's see.
Don't spend it all in one place.
Yeah, Alien Aquarium, thank you for the two months.
I broke, oh I only have $30 now.
I can buy one meter. Okay, I've come to officially completely broke. I only have this much of the fabric
That's okay. I don't I don't need a lot. I don't need a lot. Yeah, it's fine
Alright, collar left.
Alright, perfect.
I can't even see what I'm doing.
I will cut it out down here.
Is this a winter dress?
to be a professional dress. But yeah, I don't know about the wool. Like, doesn't a wool dress
sound kinda uncomfortable? Like, it sounds kinda itchy. Sounds a bit itchy. Robbing yourself
in the customer at the same time, bro. What the fuck? Return to the front desk. You may
Now assemble and assess the dress.
Drag the cut out fabric pieces to the appropriate spot on the mannequin.
Okay, hopefully this looks good.
Uh...
Oh, okay.
Oh, oh.
Zoom out.
Okay.
Collar.
Front.
This goes on the back.
Oh, I rotate.
Oh, there we go.
Okay.
Guys, you have to tell me honestly if it's ugly.
You can be honest.
But I think it will be nice.
This is a dress for a librarian.
Librarian, whatever.
Guys, I think it's- it's like- it's kind of ugly.
I wish I picked a darker color for the sides.
It's not that bad.
Like, she could have, like, like a little belt, wear some glasses with it.
I don't know.
If you're happy with the layout, you can cut- you can sew them together by clicking
the sew button.
Is this the sew button?
Oh!
Oh my god, this game is detailed.
We'll sew the piece to its neighbor.
Drag the last left and right to rotate the piece.
Okay.
Press space to sew.
Ah, fuck.
I'm trying to keep it on the line.
It's so wiggly!
It's not straight at all!
The line's not straight at all.
Oh my god...
Oh look at the red that is terrible.
Now complete the rest of the-
Oh I fucking suck.
Oh Jesus!
I can do this.
Oh no, look at that!
She's gonna be so displeased.
She paid 200 buckaroos for this dress.
Yes, I'm a professional!
Great.
You can always remove a panel, return to the cutting room and cut it again.
Yeah, you don't like the color, I guess.
What?
Is it done?
Oh no, I gotta do the back.
Okay.
Oh!
Oh, that was horrible.
I'm definitely losing points for that one.
I'm definitely losing points for that one.
Definitely losing points for that one.
Not my finest work.
I've only, okay, I've only really used a sewing machine when I had to make, like, uh,
something super quickly for a sponsor or something.
And every time, it's so horrible.
But I'm always like, it's okay, because I'm only wearing it for one day for a job.
But despite cosplaying for many years, I'm not good with the sewing machine.
You may add accessories.
Ooh yeah, I bought some buttons.
What do you guys think?
Wait, can I like, line it up?
Uh, decrease size duplicate rotate up.
Oh, they're crooked for sure.
Uh, um.
Oh.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Does this look bad?
Okay, that looks about right, I think.
But I think that these will add professional points.
Oh, look!
A hundred eighteen out of forty!
Wait, I kinda cooked, actually.
I very much surpassed the quality in professional things.
What is this?
Oh!
Oh, you can change the mannequin color.
I guess.
The curtains! What curtains look like that?
Thanks for the 10 months.
Okay, I'm done. Let's take a photo for our records.
This is my first ever dress.
Great. You can also adjust the environment. Oh! Wait, she's a librarian, so we'll put
it with the books. Not bad, right? Not bad. Yeah, S6! Thank you for the five gifted. Thank
Thank you! Thanks, S6!
Light color?
Ooooooh!
Do you find that? Okay.
Take photo!
Crescent complete! Oh, thank goodness!
This is suitable for the library.
It looks wonderfully made. I won't have to go to work in the old Holy Dress.
Although, I suppose the old one is more of an un-Holy dress, if you think about it.
because the moss had eaten holes. Never mind.
Good one, Rose. Thank you so much!
By the way, if you ever need a book recommendation, please feel free to ask.
I would be happy to help. Take care now.
Woo! One star!
I did it!
Very nice.
Your friendship has inspired new dress patterns.
No way!
Cute game now make Russell address. Oh, how cute
No, we got new colors and we got Leafs
Cool oh
my
Prudence this will not do
This will not do at all. Dressmaker, I require that you close the doors of this establishment immediately.
What is this one? Oh! Look, DonkSass is a nurse! How cute!
Wow, I love Halloween emotes so much. They're so good. Wow, so sassy.
Bound is open though. Precisely my point. As you are the new dressmaker in town, you
will doubtless be in great demand. If the other ladies would hold for and have
access to your services, why? They might even see fit to purchase your wares. And
do you know what that means? I will receive an income. Competition! Wait, she's got a
dead bird on her hat! What the fuck, lady? Imagine if you will. Whoa, does she
work for McDonald's? She's got the McDonald's logo on her coat. That one of those other ladies
dressed should catch the attention of the Duke. Oh my, the Duke. Imagine it! It's- is
that not an intolerable idea, dressmaker? I may smoon. As you are no doubt aware, Duke
Hassan's uncle died last week, with the Duke now so vulnerable and eligible. Think
Think of how easily a well-dressed lady might swoop in to comfort him, bat her eyelashes,
show some ankle, so scandalous, and steal my prize catch!
Shameless hussy!
Oh damn.
Yo Tiffany!
Tiffany, thank you for the nine months!
Welcome back.
Ma'am, I don't believe we have been introduced.
Indeed, well the future Duchess of Delford should not require introduction, but I will
show leniency today.
Damn, she thinks she's all that.
Roleback Prince, thank you for the 10 gifted!
Thank you!
Wowee!
Thank you Roleback Prince!
Oh my god, I really hit the sub goal again.
What?
I won't lose it again.
I think today is one month since the state farm sucks, so I think those will drop
off today. My name is Prudence Mortimer. You may call me Dutchess Prudence Mortimer.
Where's it? Mortimer? Mortimer? Mortimer? I don't know. Okay, Prudie. I did not hear
that and you will not say it again. As I was saying, Duke Cassani's to attend
his uncle's funeral this weekend. It is very tragic. Yes, tremendously sad. Also,
Everyone will be dressed in Doughty Black, which means that I may stand out, should I wear a dazzling color?
Oh no!
She's crazy!
The contrast is sure to draw the Duke's eye. Is that not marvelously clever of me, dressmaker?
As such, you will make for me a glamorous, elegant dress in the most arresting color possible.
Nothing black make it so that is impossible for the Duke to overlook his future duchess cost is no object
Anonymous thinking for the gifted oh
Jesus now let's make something sexy
69.7 inch waist oh
There oh 96.3 bust wow the lady is quite well endowed and
103 inch hips wow
That will be how she will attract the duke's attention perhaps
Okay, so she wants to go for elegance and glamour and she doesn't want black
for the color
Okay, elegance
Let's scroll. Oh my
The best game to farm new female viewers really sucks Kappa
Playing the best game to farm new female viewers really suck.
Was that bad if I want more girls in there?
I mean it may be hard to believe, but I am a girl. I do enjoy things like this.
Okay, so it seems like the low-cut ones tend to have more elegance.
What do you guys think of the plunging neckline for the funeral? Oh, thank you for the $10.
What's wrong with us?
I mean, I don't really care if you're a guy or a girl, but it wouldn't be kind of nice
to have some feminine energy.
I'm a girl enjoying the game.
Hi, Belinda!
Hi, Belinda!
No sleeves.
Ooh, elegant.
Oh my, she's going to be the most dashing lady at the funeral.
Um, probably this. The butterfly sleeves.
Ooh, oh my.
It's not letting me hit the elegance.
Or the glamour. I'm a guy that I joined for the game.
Hey!
Hell yeah, say hello, Arctic Sun.
I like that.
Ooh, the bias cut skirt.
Maybe I need a...
Oh, the mermaid skirt gets you pretty close on the glamour.
I can probably increase it with um...
I'm probably increase it with the fabric I pick, right?
Yeah, fabric will increase the stats and accessories.
Okay.
What do you guys think of this?
First, standing out at a funeral.
Oh my god.
Jesus.
Violet City, thanks for the 8 months.
Yeah, she will be aura farming. It will be incredible.
I can't believe he lost money. Wait, did I lose money making the other dress?
Oh no. Did I? I wasn't paying attention.
Okay, at 96.3 for the bust.
Okay, waist? 69.7.
Okay, very nice.
very nice very nice well I used to have a higher percentage female audience the
male audience when I just cosplay and play league but when I joined an org and
and start playing souls games it it changed a lot it changed a lot not that I
mind either way but patterns added to inventory let's pick out fabric we're
We're going to filter for, what was it?
Elegant and glamorous.
The blush pink velvet is so cute.
What color should we go for?
Blue pansy gray, oh my God.
Okay, this is 50 elegance, 50, oh, or the red?
Strawberry velvet.
Oh, silk. The silk does give less stats though. I think we go for stats.
Yeah, okay. I think it gives me the best stats first.
Okay, so we probably want a velvet. What color do you guys think?
What color are we thinking? Thank you, Violence, for 8 months.
Make it purple? We have Amethyst purple.
Oh wait, I didn't do um...
I could test some colors.
Like we can make it all one color?
Guys, I kinda like the red.
Oh...
I kinda like the red.
Maybe we get like some different types of red.
Yeah, we got crimson and car mean.
And there's...is this probably mauve?
This is expensive fabric though. I only have $200.
We're gonna buy one meter of each, but uh, oh my god, I'm already broke.
Okay, maybe there's some cheap reds we can get as well in case we need to...
I can't even afford the silk.
Uh oh.
This is EMI's life now.
The brick and mortar shop is coming soon.
Yes.
Um, Elegant.
Glamour.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Oh, lace?
Oh, dude.
Fuck yeah.
Wait, can we afford lace?
Red lace?
Oh, the lace is so cute.
Red lace?
Oh, the lace is so cute.
Okay, we're gonna buy.
This is a terrible idea.
Red with lace?
I don't know if that's gonna look good.
Geez, I don't know if I have enough fabric.
Is it possible to lose this game?
Ah, geez.
Oh my god! Okay!
So, I can cut it the wrong way?
Oh, we're so fucked.
Oh, we're so fucked.
I can cut it the wrong way to, um...
It will decrease the quality a little bit.
But that is okay.
Oh no...
Dude, I'm so cooked!
Can I, like, sell fabrics?
Ah, you can't.
Uh-oh.
Um, we might have to use some wool in her outfit.
Okay, let's at least make the the top red, I guess.
Let's at least make sure the top is red. I guess.
Fruitances of bitch anyway.
Guys, we're gonna lose our business.
I didn't know preserving money was so important in the early game.
Is there a thing for the gifted?
Thank you.
And no chance, thank you.
Is there like something I can do to make a quick buck in this game?
I want to buy more of the velvet.
I should have bought silk.
Cuz I could have afforded enough silk and then it probably would have been enough
To make the whole dress well now I know prudence you might get a shitty dress
You'll have no way thank you for the gifted. Okay, so we at least have
the bodice
Should I have cut it all out of the bright red? Oh
God I didn't think this through at all
Okay, I can save this, I believe in myself.
Guys, it's cooked.
This is more realistic than I expected, yeah.
AHHHHHHHHH!
Spider-Man dress red and blue. I want to at least make the front part of the skirt this red.
Glaza, thanks for 35 months. Because then, um...
Okay, let's go to the mannequin and theory craft a little bit.
So like, the boob part will be red.
Yeah, maybe we can make a Spider-Man dress!
Ah, jeez Louise.
I'm completely broke. I gotta work with what I have.
Okay, we're gonna use Cerulean Wolf.
I don't even have a lot of it.
Okay, further up front. This is going so bad. What if Prudence never comes back to the
shop? We're a small business, we can't afford to lose the customers. You know it's
Cooked her shit right up to somewhere in the wall.
Yeah...
I mean, it might not be that bad!
It might not be that bad!
Can I fit the um...
two fronts?
Skirt...
right front.
I don't know.
Okay, maybe if it's upside down.
Okay.
Spider-Man inspired funeral attire.
It's got like a nice ring to it, right guys?
Right guys?
Oh, Jesus.
Yo, unfortunately, thank you for the five gifted.
I'm rotating it so I'm trying to screw it back.
okay it's so cooked
oh wait the reds look kind of the same
guys look I hit the elegant and glamour requirements the quality is just shit the
Quality is terrible because I had to like do some weird cuts
Okay, now we need to decide on
Another mistake for the gifted what do I do with the oh we still have the lace
Okay, the white the white lace will be like the spider web design, right?
Jesus
What color do we just paint the face?
Yeah, the Spider-Man Pivot.
It works every time.
Works every time.
I think she's gonna love it!
I'm not worried at all.
Okay, um, so I can't cut out, I don't have any, oh, Jesus.
I can make the sleeves the light crimson, and I can maybe save some points on the quality
here, because I can actually properly rotate the fabric for the grain, or whatever.
I present to you your next Marvel rival skin
Yes, okay, we're gonna pull out the Cerulean wool once again for the rest of the skirt. I have no other choice
Jesus I'm I'm I'm gonna pickle
Oh god, please be enough, okay it's enough.
running out of the cerulean wall. Okay guys I have all my pieces to make my
spider-man funeral gown. Not the not the sexy red gown I envisioned. But we're
on a budget so it has to do. You know it's not as bad as I thought
Honestly, I mean it's stupid, but it's not...
Yeah, we have zero dollars, we can't afford more fabric.
Yo Jet McClack, thanks for the 18 months.
Uh, I don't think it's okay.
I'm gonna sew this shit.
Ah, fuck.
Jesus.
I'm gonna whack him only.
Chaos, thank you for the gift, dude.
It looks like a circus tent.
pretend I didn't read that I need to do better on my my lines I'm gonna fuck up
my quality rating quality 58 out of 75 oh shit sewing is hard
Is anyone here sew?
I mean ask Bonnie to teach me how to use a sewing machine properly.
I like when it just wants you to sew in a straight line.
Said I don't have to think too much.
Oh, I'm getting better at it though. 100% on that one.
I mean, she's probably gonna wear this dress one time, right?
Like is it really that big of a deal?
It's fine.
It's fine.
Yeah, she's fine.
a man that can sew I'm cringing a tiny bit okay but but this isn't this isn't
really sewing this is me uh moving my mouse around
this is I did I I don't even know I'm I'm so sorry
okay I can't wait to see the look on prudence's face
when she sees her lovely gal.
I've noticed there are very few ads on Emerson.
Oh yeah, I run like the minimum amount of ads.
Because I don't really need the ad money.
Accessories, okay, let's add some lace.
Oh my god, what the frick?
Uh, how do I work?
Okay.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
Uh.
That made it worse, really?
I can't believe it.
I can remove it.
Wait, I think it looks fine!
Do some on the neck?
Kinda thick, dude. She does have beautiful hips.
Um, okay, what if I like, uh...
Oh, that looks terrible.
How do I cancel? Okay.
I think that looks kind of nice!
What do you guys think?
Is it nice?
Why is it clipping through?
Wait, wait, let me do the other side.
Is it sexy?
Glazza, thank you for the gift, dude.
If I had more money in this game, this would be a masterpiece, but right now we're a small
business, okay?
I had to use some shit from the librarian outfit.
Librarian, I still don't know if I'm saying that right
That's the one thing
Why can't I click it? No, I want to remove it. It's off-center. Oh, yeah, okay
Remove item. Okay. That was easy
Why is it clipping into the boob?
Oh my god.
Jesus.
Anonymous gifted a sub to don't quit your day job.
Well my day job is being streamer so I will never quit.
Ugh.
Seems like how do I rotate?
Oh my god.
I'm struggling.
Head on.
You know what?
The lace is gonna clip into the groove a little and that's okay.
I can't take this much more.
It's not my finest work, but um, I'm just trying to get paid.
Oh, okay.
Vile guilt, thank you for the gifted.
Maybe I should have done white instead of blue.
Yeah, this is horrible.
I'm not proud of this at all.
Okay, I'm sending it.
It's fine.
We're a new company.
Oh my god.
Okay, this is her at the funeral.
Look how she stands out with such elegance.
Nice dark lighting.
Very moody.
Very moody lighting.
Yes, make it darker so you can't tell how bad it is.
Oh yes, that's perfect.
Yes, that is quite nice.
Yes, very, very nice.
Oh, here she is!
Yes, this is perfectly...
adequate. Oh look at the kitty! How cute! You're rolling, thank you for another five!
Thank you. Well done. Now I must go, but you shall certainly hear my upcoming nuke
nuke shulls next time we meet. I definitely saw that wrong. Unless of course I am way
laid by the Duke's meddling sister, such a spoiled frivolous woman always talking about
Art. And politics.
She conspires to interrupt my perfectly innocent conversations with her brother.
Yo Dave, thank you for the five. Thank you.
Beware that lady dressmaker. She is liable to put queer ideas in your head.
Queer ideas?
That sounds fun.
I got one star! A friendship.
Yay, new dress patterns.
Next customer, please.
Hello.
I'm here to purchase a dress for my uncle's funeral.
It's literally the sister.
Anonymous, thank you for the five.
Why is she so happy though?
Thank you, Anonymous.
I am sorry for your loss.
Oh no, don't be.
He was dreadful, Dukes often are, you know.
Too much coddling of an impressionable age rots the character, when she's got paint
all over her dress.
I think that's paint at least.
We shout louder, thank you for the gifted.
Anyway, he is dead and shampy missed, but I still need to look appropriately sad in
public.
Harris, thanks for the gifted.
Um, a duke for an uncle, you must be rich.
Yes, although people seldom address the matter quite so bluntly. Oh, so I guess I suppose that was rude. Oh
Thank you for the 10 gifted. Wow. Thank you guys for the hype train
Wow, sub Sunday
In truth, I would love to forgo the whole affair
I'm going to spend the entire funeral fending off the advances of my brother's horde of new suitors
Oh, sutras says, well, women who wish to marry him, or rather, women who wish to marry A.J.U.K.
and find that he is the nearest available option.
Can he not fend them off himself?
Hassan suffers from being far too nice, I'm afraid.
He's a sensitive sort, which is to say, a gazelle in the lion's den.
Oh my.
Oh, thank you for the gifted sub!
I cannot read this name.
I will Google translate it.
Very long.
Oh my.
Let's see. Google Translate.
Um...
Del Monte, that Flumi ate and spat out.
Thank you for the gift!
Sub, what the heck?
Oh.
I thought you could read Chinese, brother. That's Korean. Also, no, I can't.
I cannot read Chinese.
Even when I was a kid, I couldn't read Chinese.
That's why I am here.
Click the name and chaturino, it translates it.
Does it?
Doesn't for me.
You see, my plan is to strike fear into the hearts of these shameless fortune chasers.
I must look intimidating enough to drive them off- ooooh wait, we don't have a lot of
money.
Okay, I'll be more careful this time.
This isn't my usual style, but I could be frightening. I could dressmaker. You have to make me look fierce for the funeral
300 gold. Oh, we have cars man. We will make you the most scary lady in the land
I need a dress that is formal and gothic. It must not be too colorful of course imagine so to write a bright dress to a funeral
Imagine that
Perfect, all right, we will get you nice and measured
78!
103!
112! Beautiful proportions!
Okay, she's gonna be intimidating for this funeral.
We have charcoal!
Can you work? You can work charcoal to a funeral, right?
It is 25 points for Gothic.
Alright, formal.
Gothic probably comes from the color choice.
Oh!
Um...
Okay.
I kinda like the Heart Princess bonus in it.
It gives you some good form of points.
Yeah, we're gonna use- we're gonna try to use only black.
Hopefully I don't run out of money this time.
Classy Taco thing for the gifted?
That would not be good.
Ooh.
Yo, Detnith!
Set the thing for the five and naggle for a thing for the five. Wowee. Wow so many Minecraft ones too.
Oh black and red? I don't know about black and red for a funeral though.
Black and red for a funeral? That might be. We probably want to stick to all black if we can. I doubt she'll care.
Okay. Ooooooh! This doesn't- OOOH!
OOOH! Wait, that's very formal!
Oh my- OH MY Mermaid Skirt!
The Mermaid Skirt might be perfect!
It gets me almost to both stats. Ooh!
Yes, very nice! Oh, she's- this is very Morticia Adam! She's gonna be a lady of the night!
Amazing. Wonderful work chap thanks for the 14 months and I'm at 3.5. Oh I'm almost there already.
Lovely, lovely, lovely. I'm at 78.8. Lovely, lovely, lovely.
I had to send my measurements to someone today because I'm trying to commission.
I have a Twilight Princess Zelda cosplay and I have a Breath of the Wild one.
Try to get an Ocarina of Time one for the release.
Oh wait, is this right?
I'm at 12.
0.7.
Oh wait, I was changing the wrong thing.
Oops, I was like, wait, that was all right.
Whoopsie.
All right, well, I'm gonna keep it, it's okay.
Lady of the, oh wait, wait, I forgot.
Lady of the night does not mean like a vampire lady.
She looks like a gothic lady.
I'm sorry, I didn't realize what I'm saying.
My bad, okay, we want formal and gothic.
Gothic, formal, black.
Very nice, okay.
We have $300.
We're gonna try not to go to overboard.
10 meters, okay, we only need like five.
We're like three meters is probably good.
French floral black lace, wait, this is pretty.
This is quite nice, okay, I think we should get some of this.
Ooh, we're gonna get three meters, okay.
Onyx black silk, midnight black velvet.
Black plaid.
Okay.
Um, what do you guys think?
I probably the silk would be quite nice, I think.
We're gonna get five meters.
Oh, wait, I can't afford that.
Uh, we're gonna get four meters of that.
And I think that should be enough for what we need.
But, um, accessories, a feather.
Wait.
A feather.
I got like five.
Huh, black lace.
The lace was kind of hard to use.
okay we're gonna buy um poor bows and we're gonna get um I only have $2 left
hope I'm too poor to buy the lace that's okay I don't need it anyway I'm gonna buy
another bow then okay we're at $0.00 yag ski thanks for one year okay let's
Let's see, which parts do we want to make the black lace?
Maybe just the sleeves?
Hmmmmmm.
You don't have to spend it all.
But I want to make as nice of one as possible for her.
Yeah, we have more than enough money.
Okay, well I definitely want to make the sleeves.
Um, definitely want to make this the sleeve parts.
Yes, these parts, I definitely want to make them with this or with the lace pattern.
It will be very elegant and very gothic.
She will be so pleased.
She will be so pleased.
Add blood onto the dress's decor.
I mean it's not a Halloween costume it's a it's a funeral outfit I don't know oh
my god and Jensen with the 20 gifted thanks and Jensen thank you so kind
thanks and Jensen thank you and Jensen with the the beat 20 I'm gonna use black
silk for the other sleeve parts. Okay. Wow isn't this nice when I don't have a
self-inflicted fabric shortage? Yeah this is great. Oh I fucked this one up. It was
99% okay. Let's see how the sleeves look. Oh
We already hit all the stats. Oh
My oh wow we're at 14k subs. Thank you guys
Thank you
Thank you. Thank you. Clark is that thank you for the pride
I kind of want to make the rest of the dress and just solid black if I have the fabric for it.
I do think that the lace sleeves is a nice touch though.
Let's make the skirt backs.
You might want to look out your window? Why? I heard a bunch of noise out there earlier.
So Bonnie's in a hamster ball in the pool.
It looks like...
Yep.
What?
Pfft. Yep.
What? I-I-I can show you guys, I-I think my phone has to charge a little.
And then I'll show you guys.
Alright, I guess you can hold on.
Macy, get this up to Cheddar, thank you.
I just want to show you guys my POV.
Hello.
Hello!
Pizza slapper!
Thanks for the two months!
Well, this work.
Look at this.
Oh, it's muted.
Wow.
Oh, it's muted.
Oh, okay.
I think Ally had it muted and then unmuted it.
Wait, I don't see her anymore.
I was spying.
Oh, wait.
There it is.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What? Do you see? I can't notice right there.
Oh hi Cheddar!
Look it's Cheddar!
I'm creepy. Creepy-o-vee.
It's moving.
Who is that?
There's a man here.
That looks like they're going inside.
But yeah, they were in the pool before.
Okay.
I will make the perfect dress.
What's this one?
Uh, skirt back.
Okay.
Uh, skirt left back.
Okay.
I'm trying to waste as little fabric as possible.
It's quite hard.
NickAim, thank you for the gift and an honor.
for 31 months. Okay, skirt, back left, skirt right back. I might need to cut out some more
parts before I throw, before I, because I don't want to waste all this fabric. Hopefully I
have enough I guess we will see. I'm not sure.
Now I'm being a much more efficient small business owner, as you guys can see, wasting
a lot less fabric. Perfect. Erm, erm, okay I think I have to get rid of all this. Please
be enough that's all I have left okay I might have to make the front of the
skirt the lace
yeah I think I have to make the front the lace that's okay skirt right front
It's hurt left front.
Okay, we're fine.
What the heck?
Enga!
Dude, I-I-
I'm trying to run a business here.
Oh wait, guys, look at this technique.
Look at this fabric saving technique.
I don't know if that actually will help that much, we'll see.
Oh, jeez.
Okay, will the front fit?
No!
There's not room for the front.
Is there more fabric?
No!
No!
No! That's okay, we can use the black lace. It'll be pretty.
I should have bought more of the silk and less of the black lace.
I was an idiot once again. I am. Think more. Think before you spend all your money!
Think! Think! Ah!
This will be a beautiful dry sky, just wait and see, it'll be so elegant.
She will be the baddest bitch at the funeral.
Wait, no, it is nice, isn't it?
Oh, I kinda wanna even make this piece silk.
Wait a minute, let's go back. I have plenty that I can test it out
Let's see how it looks
She is ready to celebrate her uncle's passing
Now I will sew this with great precision as I always do
actually am better. Celebrate well she said she hated him right? She said she's only going because
a bunch of hussies are trying to marry her brother because he's a duke. Ah shit.
nice these big pieces are stressful
lock the frickin
oh i had a tie to twitch
what's up how you been yeah outlaw i've been great i hope you've been great too
i've been exercising and playing cards with friends and gaming
And, um, what else have I been doing?
Cooking, uh, enjoying life, you know?
Enjoying the simple things.
OK.
Amazing.
Conrad Duke, thanks for the gift.
did? Thank you kindly. I like that one, that one's easy. I mean, okay, if we're being
honest, if this were real life, would this really be an appropriate funeral dress? I
I kinda want to say no!
Yeah!
Tata Boze for the gifted!
I don't know...
For rich people?
I don't know...
I don't know...
Yeah...
I haven't been to a funeral in a very long time, which I guess is a good thing, right? Very lucky.
Ah, shit!
Ah, fuck!
Wow, that was... that was terrible.
I'm gonna walk the frickin'
You can flip so it's still stawed in settings if you prefer!
Oh god!
Oh you can use mouse wheel too!
Oh!
No, I'm okay, I just...
Okay, accessories!
Bows!
Um...
Um...
Oh, I put a bow right here.
Oh, it's kinda cute!
But yeah, I would not wear this to a funeral.
Katme, thank you for the prize!
Where are you yelling?
Am I yelling?
Sorry.
I'm just excited.
Um...
Shutter?
Um, I want to put more bows on it.
Let's put some bows...here.
So cute.
Okay, I think this is good.
The funeral lighting.
Okay, but this dress is better.
This dress is better that it deserves a slightly better setup, I think.
The last one was not great.
This is nice, right?
What do you guys think?
Oh, perfect, yes, I can see the sutras is cowering before me already.
Yo, Cloud9, thank you for the gifted, thank you, and Kaelin, thanks for 8 months.
What is this?
Pink!
I'm Satan! What is this? It's so evil! So evil! Slim Brady, thank you for the gift. Don't
you swish your skirts at my brother. It would be quite a painting. I appreciate your artistic
efforts, dressmaker. I'm sure we'll see each other again soon. By the way, if you run
to Prudence Mortimer. Tell that lady I've got my eye on her. You can't miss her. She
always wears the most hideous hat. I know she's plotting something, but I won't let her come
anywhere near my brother. Uh oh. Oh boy. Yay, level one friendship. Great. Woohoo!
Ooh! New patterns! Amazing! Okay, do y'all want more of this or next game?
This isn't fun, I like it. Alright, next game! Well, I want to see the next lady. I'm
as most of your oh my good afternoon way she's beautiful my name is Marie
LaRouche and I'm here to acquire for address away another funeral goer this
old Duke's death is doing wonders for my business a rather callous attitude I
can't fault your pragmat pragmatism every cloud is so I suppose good for
you dressmaker as matter fact I've ever met the late defense my first time
in Tulford a group in the next country over the last two years working
abroad the embassy. Then we should be friends, because I probably won't stay long. My parents
are really thankful for it. Okay, I just want to know like what kind of dress is she asking
for. My forces are all in there while I roam the world. Unchopper, I'm obviously dressed.
Um, okay. What's she gonna ask for? Oh yeah, okay. A demure black dress. Okay, well,
Okay, well, we will go next game.
That was a fun game.
I like that a lot.
Very fun.
All right.
Next.
Next game.
I liked it.
Oh, Jesus.
Okay.
Happy Wheels.
I've never played this game, but I know a lot of YouTubers used to play.
Okay, it is on Steam.
Isn't this game like Ragebate?
Yeah this was the PewDiePie game right?
Your gameplay is Ragebate?
Oh perfect!
And they'll go great together, won't they?
Great.
Oh, it released on Steam this week.
Oh, how convenient.
How convenient.
There we go.
How's this volume?
All right, looks like it's still a bit loud in my thing.
Why did the song stop playing as soon as I'm trying to fuck with the volume?
Okay, it's probably fine.
seasons. Wait, I don't know the controls. How do I get up? Oh, brother.
Stop. Thank you T mills. Thanks for 25 months. Oh
It's the arrow keys I think
Yes
Oh brother is there a quick restart button
Oh, his head popped off!
Oh, shit.
Keyboard controls.
Um, I don't see a reset button.
Is there really no reset button?
Oh, escape then R.
Okay.
God.
God
Oh my god
Fuck
You spaced a boost?
Hey, hey, kiddies!
Ah, fuck.
Why is there no music?
This makes- Oh, Jesus!
Hey!
Oh!
You did it!
Oh! We're gone!
AHHHHHH!
Come on!
Oh, we can just...
Okay, we just...
It's okay.
It's okay.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, no.
Come on!
Come on! You gotta make it up the hill!
No!
I'm stuck.
I'm stuck.
Jesus
I'll put on some music
Come on!
Yes!
Yes!
Okay, I'm starting at the hang of it.
No!
Oh my god.
Okay, we're fine, we're fine.
We're fine. We're fine. I can redo this.
Jesus.
How did I do it so good?
The first time.
Boost, boost, boost, boost, boost!
Fuck.
I am boosting.
Okay, we're fucked.
And I'm fucked again.
Okay.
Oh shit, Allie did six months in advance, tier two.
Sally. Thank you.
Okay, we're fucked.
God damn it.
I want to use gifts. Waking up some tier twos or threes.
put some gifts in chat cuz I
cuz I am I installed the new a Chaturino that's supposed to work with
gifts oh fuck
Oh, it does work.
Okay.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Browse levels, okay.
User level browser.
Evil leaks?
They all call it evil leaks.
Yeah, it's not working.
I don't know.
Wow, Shallow Monk, thank you for the five.
Thank you!
Oh, there we go! Don't move, okay?
Oh!
I'm not moving!
Oh, I moved at the beginning, so I must have fucked it up!
Don't move, okay?
Whoa!
That is fine.
Oh my god!
Wolverine inspired level!
Oh my god!
Oh, there we go.
Good one Wolverine inspired level.
Wow, that was amazing!
Oh, five stars.
Wow, that was great! Tic-Tac-Toe!
How am I supposed to do this?
Oh, that was a bad move.
Oh, uh-oh, wait, I need to get it in one or I'm cooked.
Yes!
Oh my god, the script.
Okay, I need to get him for
I can still win I need to get it in four
I won that was a cool level
That one was great. How do I log in? I need a register.
Let's see if I can make it count. Or log in through Steam.
That should work. Now count is linked.
God damn it! Log in to TotalJerkFace.com.
It's okay. I don't need an account.
That's okay.
Alright, let's do, uh, blend them all.
Alright, where's my mouse?
Huh?
That ingredients.
Anonymous, thank you for being gifted.
Oh, pumpkin!
Oh, Jesus.
Roll back, Prince! Thank you for the five!
Another five? Well, thank you.
ALICE! Thanks for the gifted! Thank you! Takoka, thanks for the gifted! Oh, oh, there's text.
Oh, you already done? What is this map? Fuckin' lonely 26, thank you for the gifted.
What am I waiting for?
What is this?
This can't be worth.
Well, now I've invested my time, I need to see what it is.
If this isn't good, I'm not bleeding instantly.
just a smiley face. Okay, very cool map. Very cool map. 13 year anniversary visit steam
release edition. Wow. Let's do... Yo, Kuma Kirby, thank you for the E10. Let's do Harpoon
run. Oh select your character! Ooh the tractor was kind of sick. Santa? I'm gonna try the tractor.
Wait, what are you just going to go?
I'm being chased by Harpoon! Wait, let me move my camera.
No, no, no.
Release me.
Let me try again.
Oh my god.
Oh, I missed it.
I did it!
That was great!
Sigma throw!
Author comments, I'm sorry.
Wow, that was amazing.
Sneakers O'Toole.
Texas we're going to Texas in search of religious tolerance that's gonna be like
trying at sneakers or a tool to take his sneakers off
Shallow and thanks for the bits
Oh no shiz I'm too lazy out of proper scene transition for this
Wow. That was really cool.
Uh, wrestling slam.
Oh, shit!
This game is good.
Woo!
Enter the main event.
Am I not in there?
Oh, you need to grab the guy.
Oh, crap.
Oh, I didn't get him.
I got him!
SLAM!
Um, I guess that's it.
I don't know.
Yo, it is J.K.
Three months here to your wig looks bustin' today.
It's not a wig!
How many times do I have to defend my non-baldness?
Spikefall Megalovania.
I have to defend my non-baldness.
Spike fall mega long.
Very long.
I got to the best I can do better than that though. Why this fish? Thank you for the five
Sinatra what oh
This is gonna be a good one this is gonna be a good one
That's pretty good.
And a little brawn James again.
I want to get to the bottom.
Why can't I get past LeBron James?
Wow, that was terrible.
Fuck.
This seems bad.
Guys I don't think I'm gonna make it to the bottom.
Prime Tycoon!
Whoa!
I almost made it to the god!
Cypio!
Thank you for the gifted!
Wow that was...
I'm gonna give it one more try.
One more try.
Whoa! I almost made it to God!
Scythe B.L. Thank you for the gifted.
Wow, that was...
I'm gonna get one more try. One more try.
Oh! I got his hand without him!
I don't think I'm gonna get better than that.
Oh, that was pretty good.
Right?
Yeah, well one more try one more try
Well peace
I did it!
I'm Chuck Norris, apparently.
Wow!
I actually did it!
Oh my god!
That was amazing.
Maybe I'll do one or two more.
We got make two men kiss.
We got run over kids.
We got baby launcher.
Wow.
OK.
Let's do more to go.
Make two men kiss.
They just use Gell-O-Lum!
How sweet!
Let's do a nuclear panic.
You just wanted to watch your soap opera until the news interrupted saying the city will
be nuked in 15 seconds.
Get to the fallout shelter before it's too late!
Oh no!
Oh no! It's like 60 seconds.
Are you cheating on me with your brother?
Oh hell no!
I'm watching that.
Oh! I need to get my hands on the way!
Oh fuck no!
Oh god!
Oh, oh, Jesus. Oh God. Oh no.
I made it to the shelter!
About any time.
Um, I think the- oh, it refreshed.
Oh.
Shane saw man.
Created in 2022, the ultimate Chainsaw Man experience.
There was not enough bloodshed in the anime.
That's why a level like this is needed, especially for a game like Happy Wheels.
Whoa! Wait, that's, this is cool!
They must have put so much work. What the hell?
They must have put so much work in this, but this is cool.
Wow, so artistic.
When did he go? I'm pushing over a bush!
Oh my god.
Oh, that was very cool.
Very creative.
Rise of the Epic Onk.
It's an animation.
Just give up old man. We got you surrounded never it's your funeral grabs
Whoa
Bring it on kids these days
Can the drink
Damn, the epic- oh.
That was cool.
Heart transplant 2.
Oh, I wanna play something that's like- oh, this one's from 2012.
Death Machine 2.0.
Oh.
Yeah, this seems very 2012.
I would say.
Wow.
Geez Louise.
2018 creative meme face.
Okay.
This is vintage English.
Click here if you choose this.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Serial guide, challenge accepted, dirt face, awesome face, poker face.
I'm going to pick awesome face because we have Aga.
Okay.
Oh, the eyes!
Normal eyes, XD.
Sad wink, sleep.
Wow!
Tired.
Ooh, do I go for the seductive winky face
or the rainbow beautiful eyes?
are the XD XD is pretty good too normal serious happy sad smiling kawaii
XD mouth um Hawaii so adorable all right is that it let's see it oh extra glasses
sunglasses, party glasses, a cap, a crown, a hat, a Christmas hat, or nothing.
I'm going with scissors, thanks for 21 months.
Um, maybe the party glasses or the little top hat?
I'm doing great, I hope you're doing well too, scissors.
The crown, okay.
And hat.
Alright, is that it?
see it. Oh, loading. It's time. There it is! This is your meme. It looks really fucking
weird. It doesn't look like he's winking. It looks like he got punched in the eye and
Now his eyes swollen.
Doesn't it?
It just looks like he got punched in the eyeball.
Wow.
That was so cool.
Okay, one more.
Okay, so cool.
Ooooooh x-wing attack from 2014.
Destroy the Death Star before it blows up the rubble base.
This will destroy level and honor Star Wars.
Dang, may the fourth be with you!
And it links his Facebook.
Wow!
Wow!
I
Think I needed a read the instruction. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh
Here we go
I did it I guess
that was great oh shit wait the same way a bunch of these are by guy incognito
well let's do create an emoji yo Simba Simba thank you for the five gifted
Hi, Simpa! Hello! Happy Sunday! Hi, Simpa!
Face. Ooh! Normal. Scream. Angry. Imp. Green. White. Rainbow. Pink. Oh, so many options!
We can't do an orange one though, for the holidays.
Let's make a rainbow one.
Yeah, yeah, I like that.
Lovely eyes.
Ooh, normal.
Happy.
Wanky face.
Screamy face.
Dead.
Love, surprised, happy too.
I'm kind of thinking about the love one.
Or maybe dead, surprised mogs.
Surprise is kind of cute.
What do you guys think?
Love or surprised?
I think they're both quite nice.
I'm going to go for love.
Eyebrows.
Ooh!
Um...
Okay, so I picked hard eyes.
Confused.
No eyebrows.
Um...
I'm gonna do confused cuz I want I feel like it all looks silly
Now happy sad with tongue
Scream happy normal sad normal serious kiss
Well, obviously that picked all good feet the freaky one with the tongue
How fun.
Amazing.
Hands!
Ooooooh!
Thinking, scream, thumbs up, peace sign, punch.
Yo!
Scorpion 16!
Thank you for the 10 gifted.
Thanks Scorpion!
Thank you!
Thanks Scorpion.
Wowee. Thank you so nice. Z-Squirpy in 16. Oh punch. Okay. Hello. No hands.
Alright, we'll do the peace sign. I think it's gonna look weird. I think it's gonna look really weird.
And accessories! Crying, sweat drop, love, top hat, sleeping, blush, sunglasses, no accessories.
Um, I feel like any of these could be good.
Yeah I feel like it's gonna look like um, I feel like it's gonna look like um, I think it's gonna look weird.
I think it's going to look weird.
Yeah.
Outloading!
Alright.
Our lovely creation.
it's really nice it's really nice it's really nice mods add that emote um no
Oh, it's okay. We don't need that.
We don't need that.
Yeah, we don't need that.
Minecraft Adventure from 2013.
Not a thing for the gifted, hello.
Steve!
Minecraft Adventure!
Oh, I'm in the lava.
Oh, shit.
Wolfpack, thank you for the 21 gifted.
Wowee.
Thank you, Wolfpack.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Wow, 21 gifted.
Thank you.
How many Minecraft wants to- how many is Minecraft, though?
339 bonus subs from Minecraft.
Wowee.
I made it! I made it over the lava!
I did it! Chaos! Thank you for the 10! W. Chaos.
Oh, the sand! The sand!
My back.
I did it.
Okay, I'm getting the hang of it.
My Steve from Minecraft helmet!
Oh, we're going in a cave!
Wow, that was cool as well.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Christmas mini games.
I can't believe it's almost Christmas time.
Oh.
Okay.
Oh.
Plus two balls.
Ewww!
No!
It's so ugly!
Oh, it looks like Rainbow Sherbert.
I'm hungry.
Did you guys fuck with Rainbow Sherbert?
Wait, where am I?
Wow.
Oh, it looks like rainbow sherbert. I'm hungry.
Did you guys fuck with rainbow sherbert?
Wait, where am I?
I love rainbow sherbert.
Rainbow sherbert is so good.
What is he even called?
Ega!
Oh, it's so disgusting.
Unlock the wind.
NOOOOO!
Guys.
Holy shit, I'm crazy.
Uh, what's happening now?
I only have one sword left. I can't even reach it. Oh, there we go.
What? What? What?!
What?!
Oh, thanks, Shallow and Monk.
There's a restart from the beginning.
I'm not playing this one, but this!
Ooh, Landscape Creator.
Create some cool landscapes in this level.
Oh, create your own landscape.
What ground- oh, it's one of these.
I would like some dry grass, make it look like shit.
What trees would you like?
I want...
Shallow and Mug!
Thank you!
Wow!
Thank you for the 10 gifted.
Thanks Shallow and I want dead trees.
I want...
Do you want some extras?
You can pick as much as you like.
If you pick too much, it will look bad.
Rocks, flowers, birds, moss, and dead bushes.
I'm ready for my landscape.
It looks amazing.
Wow.
You have to try the level it keeps happening.
It keeps happening.
Ah, it's probably this one with 25 million plays, right?
It's now at the right angle to pull off wicked sick flip turnways.
At the request of Die Hard, the character is locked on irresponsible dads so that replays
will suck less.
Yes.
in 2010. Wait, so what is this? Is this a homestuck joke, this level? I'm pretty sure
This is the homestuck joke in the stairs.
Ow.
My intestines!
I'm still going though!
Um, so how do you win this one?
You don't?
the child this is what they do to me at work every day
what?
quads are king cakes for 33 months
no I'm not saying it for the gifted okay so I'm supposed to like
I'm still alive
The child
Hang on little boy
Does anyone even know what I'm talking about when I say that this level is a homestuck
thing?
No?
No.
No.
Okay, it's like very rare for me to understand an obscure reference.
I warned you about the stairs, bro.
You know, I don't actually don't feel like explaining it
Guys how do I do this one?
Oh, come on.
Oh, the kid!
I'm just a leg.
This is probably meant to be super hard, right?
Am I going to get this one?
Guys, I don't know.
Why does it look like I'm going backwards?
Okay.
Okay, one more try.
or try.
Hold on one leg!
I don't think I'm gonna get this one guys.
It might be...
Okay one more and then I'm gonna go next game.
Ummm...
Don't move...
Erie...
Hair transplant too!
Oh god.
He's glad his heart.
Oh, it's a Horde transplant. I thought it said Hair Transplant.
Okinawans, thanks for the 4 months!
I thought it said Hair Transplant. I was so confused.
Yeah, that makes a lot more sense, doesn't it?
Yeah, no, that makes a bit more sense.
Not oh that was fun a hungry man thinks of bread
Speaking of that I am hungry. I got a order dinner soon
All right next game
Sort them ducks, I think I rolled this game last week and then decided not to play it
Sort them ducks
McDonald's does sound nice.
I had Sonic yesterday, like it could just be a swap food weekend angle, you know.
Or I could get some nice chicken and rice or like salmon and rice.
So I feel nice tomorrow.
Or I could just not do that at all.
And I'm going to OP real quick while this is off.
Sorry.
Oh my gosh.
I'm going to switch to like, then again, then again.
Oh, my goodness.
So cute.
My hands are so shaky.
I'm sorry.
So cute.
Hello.
I was trying to set up a creep cam.
I'm going to go pee.
Hopefully they go back to loving each other.
Come in.
They ran away.
Dang it.
There you are.
So fat.
So fat.
Ah!
No more death metal.
That was for Happy Wales.
Sort them ducks.
Sort them ducks.
Okay.
I see Matt, thank you for the 5 gift dude, thank you!
Thank you!
Oh my god, look at this, burger duck!
Press right click to place a duck on the, oh beach.
Countries, mute, oh my fucking god!
Animals, Ninja, Superheroes, Halloween Circus Pirates, Weather, Food, okay.
Hamburger Duck, $5.99, dude, what the fuck, Quack of Fame?
Do you guys hear music?
It's kind of quiet- oh egg, that's me!
Let's see the options, pirates, mafia, a monkey, Halloween circus, farm, lots of gnomes, sport,
Jobs, Warriors, Cowboy, so many fucking ducks, monkey, a doctor, okay that goes to jobs.
This is for autistic players, well, look, a pride duck, wait where does that go you
I think.
Circus?
Beach?
Where would the rainbow duck go?
The quackpot.
Fruits?
Where would this go?
Superheroes?
I mean, it's probably not like that strict where it goes,
right?
Um, music. It was probably fine.
Fruits.
Weather?
Oh yeah, maybe weather? Like a rainbow? Circus?
Uh, there was a weather one, right?
Yeah, weather.
Oh, I guess that makes sense.
A rainbow is traditionally a weather thing.
Light blue tower
Wait, was there a colors one?
Circus
The oh
Looks great when I see another one oh
Oh, wait, this is gonna look great.
A watermelon duck!
Wait, I haven't told you guys about my watermelon duck
or watermelon cat dream in a while.
That was heartbreaking.
I need $100 to do the slot machine.
Upgrade?
Ooh, I can- oh I can throw them!
Sprint Longer Reach!
Highlights Ducks that match the one- Ooh!
Look!
Look!
Wait, let me move my camera.
It's an alien space.
It's perfect.
Oh, I can't.
Wait guys, I'm enjoying this game.
A mime?
This might go...
Would this go for countries like for France or for Circus, you think?
Hmm.
Jobs?
I don't know.
Ash Bay!
Thank you for the five.
Thank you.
Wait, but look the France!
I don't know.
Let's put in Circus for now. Wait, where'd it go? Oh, I dropped it.
What the?
Oh my god, he is the king.
He's the king.
It'll be read if you put it wrong.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Snake master.
You think this is animals or countries?
jobs? Let's see if it will be red, right? Oh, it's red. Yeah, maybe circus? Oh, it's
circus. Can I pick up more than one? Oh, I can pick up a butt. Oh! Sailor! That is jobs.
Now what ninja okay this is a blizzard weather dude imagine actually sorry oh
showmaster imagine actually sorting out all these ducks but you probably feel so
No good.
Purple tower.
Sailor.
It wasn't jobs?
I'll pick up more ducks.
Navigator.
No.
DJ could be a job? No?
France! Okay, this one's a country for sure.
Oh yeah, maybe pirates.
It's not letting me sprint, dude.
No, I think I have to unlock the sprint. Ah, shit.
No?
Oh navigator for pirates okay. Ted fast thank you for the gifted. Tsunami where the fuck
would DJ go? Music okay. Music. I still don't know where Sailor goes. Stone age warrior.
Dude, this game is so fun.
Thank you Alex for the gifted sailor.
I don't know, rock star.
Oh yeah, maybe sailor for Halloween, true.
Viking?
Nope.
not Halloween! Dude, what? A Warriors maybe? Biking musketeer! Where does the sailor go?
Oh, Japan, how cute.
Okay, I got two tsunami ones.
Wait.
I've got three of those!
You messed up the Sam- wait.
Oh, Samurai Warrior.
Wait, the cat doesn't go in animals?
Okay, that's probably Halloween.
This is um...
This is a game?
Astronaut?
What?
Am I stupid?
Maybe the sailor could be weathered?
Nope.
Beach for sailor maybe?
Oh, beach.
Nice.
Glasses.
Okay, nice.
Taking out an astronaut space.
Okay, I'm starting to understand.
I see two strawberry ducks, a Spider-Man duck.
We got a France duck, Spiteduck strawberry.
Okay, can I afford any upgrades now?
Surely.
Oh, Jesus.
Bigger inventory.
Oh, it only gives me one more.
I have a shark.
Dude, there's no way I finish this game.
Oh, shark is not on the beach.
Oh, my God.
Hootie beach?
Okay.
Oh, animals!
Tro-tro-tro-tro-tro-tro.
Tro-tro-tro-tro-tro-tro.
Ex-duck.
Oh, he's so fucking cool.
Nugget!
I'll get...
Food, I guess?
Pirate Goon and Knife Master.
These are probably all three pirates, right?
Knife Master... Oh, Knife Master's not Pirate Goon.
Shit pirate. Where would Knife Master go?
Cowboys or Warriors, maybe?
Knife Master? Oh, Circus maybe. Yeah.
Shello? Oh he goes in the music, obviously.
Oh wait, maybe he's Mafia?
No. Wonder Duck.
Iron Duck.
Egg? Wait, he's so cute!
Wait, egg does not go in food?
What? Really?
Okay, well, pineapple goes in food.
Sure. Oh, pineapple goes in fruit. I'm an idiot.
Mafia accountant!
Okay, let's go to Mafia.
Egg is not food?
Where does egg go then?
Shit.
Can I buy any more upgrades?
Longer reach, that seems useful.
Maybe that's a job egg for Halloween
Maybe
Boxer is not in jobs
And I actually just dump all the eggs in your office oh
I thought it was egg like for my steam name
Egg. Amazing. Oh, Ash Bay, thank you for another five. Thank you. Banana. This one's great.
Okay, very nice. Dracula. Oh, that's Halloween. Artists. Pizza. Okay, pizza goes with food.
Dude, where does Boxer go?
Surfer B. Ice cream.
A bear.
Very cute.
What is this game about?
I'm just sorting ducks, I can't stop.
Raging Able, thank you for the gifted.
Is this the variety gaming that you guys wanted?
Is this what you wanted?
A chef pirate.
This is what you guys...
This is better than World of Warcraft?
Earth...
Oh, he's so round.
Uh...
Did Shark go in animals?
A tornado.
Wow, that's amazing.
Yo, Oaf!
Oaf, thank you for...
How many is that?
For the 20!
Holy frick, I'm only...
Thank you, Oaf!
Thank you for the 20 gifted!
Thank you very much.
Where did the shark go?
I already forgot.
I forgot.
Amado, thank you for the 5!
Wowie!
Almost done with the game.
Yeah, I'm really close, if you look.
Really close to beating the game
Am I delusional think like I could beat this game
Donut
Wait butterfly. I think that's animals
And barflies, oh it's not how much shark does go here artists for jobs, maybe
Where does Boxer go?
AHHHH!
Where does- oh, Farm.
Fox.
Wink.
Barbosa.
Halloween.
Would that make sense?
I got another alien.
That's huge.
Okay, it should get faster though once I um,
Oops once I get some upgrades. Okay, I can for another upgrade now. Oh
Yes, there's sports one King draw. Thanks for 60 months happy sub someday happy shop Sunday
Where sports oh sport nice hey training ninja we're starting to learn
A dragon fruit!
I love dragon fruit, but I've never had good dragon fruit in the United States.
Oh god, zombie.
Scary.
Al Capone.
Oh, I dropped him.
Mafia Driver.
Native Warrior.
You need to try the dragon fruit red bull.
Yeah, I don't think I've tried that before.
Green duck.
Is this a superhero one?
Nice.
A seer.
Uh, mummy.
Anonymous, thank you for the gift, dude.
Oh, Qtar.
the moon. Once I get the highlight duck, it'll probably make it a lot easier. How much does
that cost? $100. Auto collect ducks matching the one in hand until inventory. Wait, that's
Huge! Wait, I should have saved for that!
Okay, I'm gonna save for the 151. That one seems OP.
Anonymous, thanks for another gifted and simped...
Symptom... Symptom Nick, thank you for the one year.
Sorry, I can't read clearly.
Dark blue tower. Moon.
He's so round.
Uh, witch and mummy. Bar tender. That's probably a job.
Oh my god, I have sorted a hundred ducks.
My bartender's not job.
Oh maybe that's Mafia?
Oh, Wyatt, he's so cute.
Okay, I need $150 and then we will- China!
It's so cute!
The Cheapow!
Oh, so cute.
Son, he's so fucking fat.
Mustard! I want to make sure to put ketchup and mustard next to each other
Wait, Sun and Moon don't go here. Oh space! Duh. I'm an idiot
Okay, when I have a hundred I can use the slot machine. Do you think it's a bad idea to um
Do you think it's a bad idea to use the slot machine to try to get enough for the big upgrades?
Where'd Bartender go?
It's not Job.
Circus Sport Halloween.
It's not Mafia.
Where's Seergo?
Say for the hundred fifty.
Oh but it's so tempting.
It's so tempting.
A dancer.
Cute.
Sun jobs, no.
Mafia and bar singer?
Ooh.
Oh it is Mafia.
Hat and glasses.
Firefighter is definitely a job.
Johnny! Oh my goodness! Johnny, thank you for the 10!
And wow, 5 bonus from Minecraft. Thanks Johnny!
Thank you so much.
Dancer. Oh, there's sales bins.
Okay, go ahead and let's just go here.
Oops.
150. Holy shit, this is gonna take a while.
Batduck?
Rollback Prince, thank you for another five!
Thank you!
I should probably work on this pile a little bit.
Or we're never gonna...
Never gonna be able to find anything.
Citrus, thank you for the five.
Blizzard Windy...
Dracula. Okay, Firefighter. Did I already try Dancer for jobs? Did I try Seer for jobs?
Oh my god, I don't know where that would go. I tried Hallow- oh, Circus. No, okay, they
They both go in Circus.
Very nice.
Purple tower.
Lifeguard...orange spaceman!
That's just a Star Wars one.
Lifeguard duck.
Dude, it's so tempting to use the slot machine in this game.
A purple alien.
Very nice.
Shoo!
And thank you for the gift, dude.
Hello.
Uh, where did the knife master was in circus, right?
A knife master?
Okay, Wendy, another knife master.
A ghost?
So spooky.
An avocado!
Oh, is an avocado a fruit?
Baker! Thanks for 120 months!
decade. God damn! Holy shit! Thank you! God damn! 10 years. Here's another 10, wow.
Yeah, who knows, maybe I'll still be streaming in 10 years. That saxophone must be music.
I have 59.
Okay maybe I'll play it safe, save up for the 150.
Once I'm at 150, I think that I'll start making money a lot faster and then maybe I can try
gambling a little bit.
That's probably the safest way to do it.
Mustard.
But it's gonna take a bit of grinding.
I can't believe this is actually what you guys like more than World of Warcraft.
I am gonna play more World of Warcraft though.
Ooh, a mushroom!
Mushroom bee!
Hoody cook- ooh cookie, the moon.
Fuck!
Okay, very nice.
Why am I having such a great time?
Cookie goes in food.
hoodie fast dick wow for the 350 year olds what as fans not even 50 banjo
Oh samurai warrior training ninja pirate janitor hockey there's a sports one
right now sports is here samurai warrior she feather
pirate janitor banjo ghost police
Bro, I got so much more to go.
To unlock the thing.
Can you hook screw you up with a leveling code?
I'm missing my leveling buddy.
Esfan gave me my code, so you have to go ask Esfan.
I don't have any.
I just mooched off of Esfan, truth be told.
Well, I mean, he gave it to me.
Yeah. Orange. Why does his lips look weird?
Oh, a knight.
Hat and glasses? Okay. Watermelon.
I miss my watermelon cat.
Watermelon cat was a reoccurring character in these dreams I kept having.
Like four years ago, I loved watermelon cat.
He had like a tiger pattern, but his belly was a watermelon.
Right?
And then one day in one of my dreams, they split him open.
They started eating his watermelon fruit flesh out of his belly.
And I cried and then I never saw him in my dreams again.
It was very traumatizing.
Oh, turkey.
It was horrible.
Yeah, it was so sad.
I was very sad.
Missed him.
That's kind of 50...
Al Capone's wife!
Oh my!
Look at the luscious lady.
So lovely.
Oh my.
Oh, a worker.
That's a job.
Okay.
Where did Sier go?
I already forgot.
Oh, Circus.
Okay.
Yes.
Lady Lou gaming!
I don't know who that is, but look at the pink cat ears.
Where would this go?
She's got the frickin' razor pink headsets.
Um...
I don't know where this would go.
That's not a job!
I mean where else would it go realistically?
Okay I've hit a hunt- oooh my bikini!
Circus!
Ooh Britain!
Shout out to my my British friends if I had any.
Haha just kidding.
Yeah I don't know where this one would go.
I'm going to drop it for now.
Italy Elk Ponds wife.
Ladybug? Oh I bet that goes on farm.
Oops.
Dancer.
Dancer goes in Circus.
Okay.
I'm a Golden Warrior.
Mexico! This one's so cute!
I love the colors.
I also found Italy.
Space Pirate. Does that go in Space or in Pirate?
Oh, it goes in Space.
Okay, cool. It's another space pirate.
Okay.
Another Al Capone's wife.
Mwah!
Green tower?
Oh, the devil! That goes in Halloween. Cowboy Bill. Witch. Lightning. Another witch. I'm
I'm almost done with the wish shelf.
Artist?
Cannonball?
Where would this go?
Oh, circus!
Whoa, rapper!
He's so cool.
Okay, yeah, circus makes sense.
Mushroom, okay 25 more and I get the big upgrade. Hopefully it's, hopefully it's
really good. Then we'll be flying.
And it will be oh so satisfying I'm sure.
Pirate janitor lightning I don't know where Chief Feather goes.
a scientist cowboys or warriors oh yeah maybe cowboys I think cowboys would make
sense 25 dollars more but the slot machine is right there you're right I
I have enough I could just use the slot machine but I should probably play it safe, right?
Probably. Animal trainer, that's circus.
dancer, artist. Okay, eight more of scientists. Goes a job. A frog! He's so cute! So cute.
Uh, Banjo.
Oh, Frog.
Okay.
X-Duck.
Uh, Banjo.
France.
Oops.
And the Rockstar.
Oh wait, I finished the Rockstar shelf!
Purple Ninja.
That's my first shelf done.
Werewolf is that animal?
Oh, Halloween.
Okay, I have 151, okay. Let's try this.
Auto-collect ducks matching one in hand until inventory is full.
Okay, so I'm gonna drop all these.
Dracula!
Um...
Um...
It's not doing anything guys.
Um...
Auto collect ducks matching the one in hand until inventory is full?
Like maybe I have to walk over it?
Football!
Uh, football!
Guys, it's not working, clicking?
But then it's not working.
What?
Am I supposed to walk over them?
Is it a button?
I don't know.
This is autocollect ducks matching the one hand until inventory is full.
Oh! Two!
Wait guys, my facecam was blocking and I didn't see.
Oh shit! Okay, Professor Puddle!
Where would he go?
Cowboy?
Oops.
He's a cowboy, apparently.
Oh, there's more than one row.
Okay.
Mexico ducks!
Oh, it's on cooldown.
Dude, come on.
You're going to make me wait for this.
Okay, I'm going to pick up some.
Oh, I wait.
Yeah, it has a cooldown.
I mean, that's still huge.
That's still huge.
Space pirate.
Okay, it's almost ready.
I cannot wait.
Yeah, I need more inventory upgrades, but I should be able to get them way more quickly
at all.
It's ready.
Um, do I not have a Bat-Duck shelf?
I do.
There.
Okay.
Mexico!
Woo!
I need to buy more inventory space.
How much for inventory space?
Oh, and then when I have a huge inventory, $40.
I'm going to sort stuff while I wait.
Detective B!
Mafia?
Very cool.
Okay, dancer.
Zombie, very scary.
Uh, chief feather?
I heckin' love ducks!
Italy?
Oops.
Go up there.
Oh, it's France!
I'm freaking blind!
I was like, now why the fuck won't you go?
Oh, the cooldown is ready!
Um, um, oh god, I shouldn't waste cooldown time.
Okay, let's summon, uh, let's summon, oh god, Snake Masters!
All right, three more to go, hockey, little eagle, goon bee, okay, goon bee can go down
there Mafia Driver. Okay I can afford the upgrade. Whack! Thanks for nine months! I want to use the slot machine.
Ice cream. Pirate Princess. Okay it's time I need a hundred dollars to do it.
Keytar.
Okay, violin.
Oh, it's ready!
Um, let's do this guy.
This game would drive me insane.
It is driving me insane.
Guys, I might have to call it quits soon.
My brain is melting, or maybe I order food and lock in.
So many ducks.
Cloudy.
Blizzard? Oh.
Only McDonald's could save me right now.
Not a hundred percent of the game is unacceptable.
True.
Sandstorm!
Good song.
The Earth.
Oh, okay.
I want, um, I want all the Earths.
How much for the next upgrade?
A hundred?
I almost think I should gamble.
Yeah.
Yeah, but I'd have to get to a hundred that's the only thing
So many fucking docs do like you can't even tell that I've been working
You literally can't even tell it looks like I haven't done anything
Am I like like seriously
I can't even tell.
Yelmodrae Loader, thank you for the 11 months.
Oh, it's ready!
I'm going to summon all the Yellow Ducks.
Amazing.
300 out of 4000?
How many ducks do you think are in this game?
How many ducks?
So many freaking ducks.
It tells you- OHH!
Ah-HA!
I mean, it'll get faster as you get upgrades, right?
I have swimmer. Let's not go there.
Do you think swimmer's like a job?
Swimmers aren't really a job.
Oh, shit!
I'm going to summon Brazil!
Do you have more money if you finish your shelf?
I don't know. I feel like that would make sense.
But I don't know.
Apple.
Surfer A.
Another egg.
I thought egg went in the office.
DE-
AH! Mott you scared me! Hello?
Hi Mott! What's up?
Oh!
What?
Are we sure that the eggs go- I'm just going to keep them in here for now.
Panda.
I can summon!
I summon the seers!
I only have one more seer.
A mermaid!
How cute!
a rapper, mummy, chief feather, a pomegranate, how tasty.
I love pomegranates.
I mean, Mermaid could be pirates, right?
Oh, Mermaid is pirates.
Pizza pirate goon.
I'm trying to pick up all the colored ones that I see around here that are...
Mots, no, no, no, no!
I'm gonna get all the pizzas.
I mean, the ones that are color solid are easy to pick out.
I'm just gonna do that for a bit.
I mean, I'm not getting all of them, but that's okay.
Purple tower.
Okay, dark blue.
Green, oops.
Okay, China.
Tsunami.
Can you please go faster? I-I'm TRYING!
I swear I'm trying.
Oh, baseball. A giraffe!
Okay, I can get some upgrades in a second, a rider. I guess that's sports.
Okay.
Um, I will summon all the Chinese Ducks.
Not even gonna make the leaderboards at this pace.
Brother.
Okay, what upgrades can I get?
Highlights, ducks that match the one currently held. That seems good.
Auto shelves when thrown at correct shelf.
Ooh, yeah, wheezed!
Wheezed, thank you for the five gifted, thank you!
Thanks, wheezed!
Okay, you think highlights or auto-shelves?
Auto-shelves seems good!
Highlight is OP.
Or I could gamble!
Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
Ah, this is a terrible idea.
I- I sh-
This is a terrible idea.
This is a terrible idea.
Interaction distance increased?
Oh, I thought that it was going to give me money.
It just gives me up- oh.
I should have gone the highlights!
No!
No!
I'm filled with deep despair.
I summon all ketchup ducks.
I'm filled with deep despair.
I summon all ketchup ducks.
No.
Oh no, I'm going to save another London.
Oh wait.
Wait.
Oh, it's not going to fall down.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No, Grape, no, Watermelon, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Who do I have to blame for this?
Someone take responsibility.
Who typed to go gamble?
yourself? No! I was influenced! I was not in my solid state of mind. Someone needs to
take accountability and it's not gonna be me. But you click the button. I was
I was influenced!
I was influenced!
Wendy.
Try to pick out the colored ones.
Oops.
Now, go on, go!
There we go.
There's so many purple ones here.
I have 38 dollars again.
It's okay, we can rebuild.
Business man.
That could be a job, I guess, yeah, okay, farmer boy, bagpipe, red gnome, and blue
gnome.
animal snake master brown ninja oh my cool down oh nice
Rainbow duck!
I almost have all the purple ducks, I think.
I'm getting kinda close.
Oh shit.
Guys, I'm going insane.
Like I'm actually going in- Sushi duck!
Oh my god!
I'm going insane.
I'm losing my mind.
Okay, um, ah fuck, ah sushi.
Do you understand?
Okay, Swimmer goes in sports for sure.
Also, what is the fucking bullshit with the fucking slot machine? It's not slots at all!
I got scammed!
Death?
The slaw machine isn't a scam, that's crazy, yeah how dare they scam me by actually giving
me something for my money.
I can't believe that. Police. Detective A. Oh my, my thing's ready. Okay. Very nice.
This is a rainbow duck.
The solid color ones are like kinda easy to pick out.
Mustard.
Wait, did I finish that?
I thought I saw another one though!
Alright, my thing's almost ready.
To Japan.
Oh, there's another row!
Oh my god!
I completed it!
Wait, what about this extra one then?
Okay, highlight the ducks.
Oh, it's another cooldown?
Oh.
I mean, it's pretty good.
Oh wow, a ton of them are in that pile.
Okay, we got two cooldowns going now.
Yes.
So what happens when you finish a shelf though?
Oh yeah, there's another row.
Geez, what ways.
Okay, let's do all the berries.
Is this dumb?
Am I dumb?
Bikini.
Mermaid knight, hat and glasses.
A sniper?
Okay, uh, got to be ready.
Okay, go, go, go!
Get all- oh, there's so many, holy shit!
I can't care anymore.
Wow.
Guys, I've only done 500 out of 4,000 ducks.
Maybe I should, uh, switch to another game.
I don't know, guys.
I am actually enjoying this though.
I have to admit.
Dude, if I try to finish this game, I'm going to be here for like 8 hours.
Karate.
It's got to be ninja, right?
No.
Okay, we are ready.
Let's find, um, um, Lord Quackington.
It's probably...
Wait, where does Lord Quackington go?
It's not Mafia.
Circus?
It's not.
Uh, Cowboy?
He's a cowboy, apparently.
I have 57. Can I get any kind of meaningful upgrade?
Sprint!
That should help. Pilot.
It took me that long to unlock Sprint.
Now, we are zooming.
Giraffe, flapper, nugget.
Am I supposed to fill up multiple shells with each duck?
Like there's way more than I actually need.
Nugget!
Yeah, I guess there's just extras.
is complete.
There's so many fucking ducks I'm gonna cry, dude.
Two shelves per duck?
Wait, really?
I'm not gonna bother reorganizing so that the shelves are together.
Yeah, if you don't mind if I'm next to each other, what's the point?
It's gonna look terrible.
I need two shelves each. You know what? That would make sense. Reorganize.
Oh my God, dude.
Yeah, now that I look at it, that does seem like it checks out.
I'm just gonna start thinking about that now, I guess.
See, we got the two nugget shelves are next to each other.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, dude, oh my God.
That does make sense, I was like, how are there so many ducks I still have not seen at all?
Do my cooldowns get reduced the more I use them?
Now I feel like they're refreshing more often.
I don't know, MJBerry, thank you for the gifted.
duck duck sundae yeah it's duck duck sundae oh wait okay so they should be side by side
actually if it's gonna look good yes
yeah because otherwise it'll be uneven oh my god i gotta redo all this then
Alright, uh, musketeer... where does this go? Warriors? Yes.
Okay, I will keep that in mind. They're not paying me enough to do this.
This is ridiculous.
Okay, I'm going to start doing them like that, so I don't, I don't fuck up as much.
Yes, what am I doing? My brain's lagging.
Guys, I can't- ahhhh!
This is torture, torture, it's torture.
I can't even think anymore.
My brain is not working.
That is not the same duck.
Okay.
Brazil.
Brazil.
Brazil.
Brazil. Brazil shelf is done! Okay, frogs. Amazing. Okay, bigger inventory. We need that
Anonymous, thank you for the gifted, thank you.
All right, this is good.
Green Ninja.
Panda.
Ooh, magician, this is a new one.
I haven't seen that before.
Andrew violin saxophone guitar
Trisket, thank you for the gifted.
Okay, but there's like no way I'm finishing this game today, it's like what do I do?
Cookies?
Oh my god, there's so many.
Yeah, might be time to go next.
Rockstar. Very nice. Okay. Agester! Amazing, a pomegranate.
Okay, I might be time to go next and order food.
Dude, but it feels so un-satisfying to just leave it, you know?
Like, shit, I'm invested.
100% the game, you coward.
I mean, surely!
Surely once I get up, this is like an e-run punishment game, leave it on the wheel.
Yeah, maybe I'll just leave it on the wheel.
You know?
And then Sunday for a subsunday, this game will be complete.
Okay, I'm properly doing the shelves now, see?
Dude, like look at this!
I feel like I didn't even do anything!
I barely even dented it.
I wish I could see like a before and after.
Like look at this!
Is this not insane?
The horse sundaes is this game only?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
What are you fucking docks, dude?
I'm gonna be dreaming about docks!
I hear their quacks haunting me in my dreams.
I can't even stop!
I think that the more that I use it, the cooldown is going down.
I think.
Oh my god!
The tweaking emote is so scary.
I don't like that.
Very scary.
America! That's the first America one I've seen.
Okay.
Purple aliens?
Oh, the shelves are right full.
Very nice.
I'm getting better at spotting the ducks, guys.
I fully have the duck rot!
Oh my goodness.
My brain is rotten
I've got insane
I've lost my fucking mind!
I can't take it!
Wayne! Gaten! Thank you for the 5 gifted!
Thank you!
Thanks Wayne!
Okay, let's try to unbury...
...this area.
Cat Ninja!
How cute.
Farmer girl.
There's a lot of people who collect ducks, right?
I don't have any ducks, I'm going to go crazy.
Shit
Tornado duck
Nice hi, let's find the Wolverine ducks
Ah shit, not shit
Wait, it expired?!
Nooooo!
Noooooo!
Nooooo!
Nooooo!
Nooooo!
Nooooo!
Nooooo.
Oh my god dude.
I guess you can quit if you want to, it's my fault for believing you.
I guess I'll know better for next time.
Guys, don't be like that.
Don't, don't be like that.
Okay, but soon, every time I use two, I'm gonna fill an entire shelf.
Soon.
We're gonna have so many ducks.
Guys, I'm at almost 800 docks.
I feel like I'm, I seem mentally ill.
I don't really know why.
Golf? Okay, that's a new one.
Oh my god, okay.
Holy shit cloud cardigan thing for the gifted.
This does feel like a punishment stream.
of. I'm almost done with the tower. Leo, thank you for the gifted. Hello. Alright, can I buy
any good upgrades.
Autarshelves item when thrown at correct shelf.
Hmmmm…
Look at all the ducks, they're so beautiful!
I think I just threw that one at nothing.
Beautiful ducks.
They're so amazing.
Oh my god.
I'm done!
Sushi!
Are you okay?
No.
I'm not okay.
130.
Ryder golf, Sierra Blu Nome, France.
Photographer, that seems like a job.
blue gnome seer golf rider ninja and have another seer fuck um I'm wasting
cool down. Okay, this is fun. Okay, um, Windy. Wait, why do I have a banana here? My bad.
Okay, let's find wolfs.
It is definitely speeding up, but like it's still a grind.
Okay, oh, not only one more wolf.
That is huge.
Oh Spain, I thought that was China!
Goddamn, I'm blind.
Oh wait!
I'm done with the butterflies!
There's only seven.
Okay, we're cooking. We're cooking.
Okay
Okay, let's find showmasters.
Just one Gamba?
I shouldn't.
I shouldn't, Gamba.
Okay, mine's will go here, okay lightning ducks, woo I got so many!
Let's put them up here.
See a full shelf!
More than a full shelf.
It is going faster.
Lady quackington.
That's probably a little pirate one, right?
Lady quackington?
Cowboys?
She's a cowboy, okay.
Sure, whatever.
Vikings
Ritten
Guys I'm almost at a thousand ducks. I
Can't believe I spent the most. I think I've already spent the most time on this game today
I have an hour and ten minutes in this game.
Okay, that's not that bad.
It's not as bad as it could be, right?
I could definitely be way worse.
Yeah, maybe I'll just get to a thousand for today and then I'm like, okay.
We're good.
Wait.
I mean, I... Okay. I kind of think if I put another hour in this game, I can probably beat it, because it'll start getting faster as there's more upgrades, right?
And also, my abilities, the cooldowns are getting shorter.
This is a bear.
So, you know.
And it'll also be easier to find them.
Yeah, I'm actually power scaling into the late game.
And these ducks are going to be so fucking easy to find.
I'm missing two berries.
Yeah, see, the auto gather is already almost ready.
I'm just going to wait for that.
Oh, and then I can get another inventory upgrade soon.
Okay, yeah. We are scaling for late game right now.
Yes, we're scaling.
We are scaling.
Yeah, 20 inventory space. I can just grab every single, um, masked marshals, probably a cowboy.
Okay, yes.
Yes, I'm just going to put the black cast down here.
Okay, Knife Masters.
The pile still doesn't look like it's getting smaller.
Okay, there's two here.
Okay, tornadoes.
Oh, that one didn't complete!
That means I am done with tornadoes.
Woo!
Sandcastle! Wait, this one's so cute!
I've never seen this one before. This is a new one.
Very nice.
Guys, I've almost got 1,000 ducks!
1,000... oh, milkshake!
I think that's a new one too.
Milkshake!
New duck unwocked.
Wow, bagpipe.
It's also new.
I don't think... I can't even really get to the bottom shelves.
Okay, next duck.
Oh, this one's finished too.
Wait, see? Now it is cooking!
Now we are cooking!
Sarenkitty, thank you for the prawn!
Hello!
Thank you!
Oh, wait, there are more, right?
Uh, is this all of them?
Oh, we're done with this too!
Dude.
Dude.
The dream is possible.
And I hit a thousand ducks!
I'm at a thousand ducks!
Holy moly!
Holy moly!
We did it!
Navigator. Superduck. I don't think I've found that yet. No, I have. Okay, let's see. Pirate Princess.
Oh, I never made a pirate princess shelf, apparently.
Okay, cool. Rainbowduck.
Ice cream.
Oh, there's a lot.
Whip.
Whip.
Whip.
Okay, one ice cream shelf complete.
I have found every kind of food.
would seem. Okay, let's find all the alcohones. Okay, very nice. Uh, stronger throw? What does
stronger throw do? Lifeguard. I guess stronger throw means I can do it from farther away.
I don't know.
Bar singer?
Um, bartender?
Oops.
Okay.
Uh, African warrior?
What?
Dude, the quacking is getting more intense.
Have you noticed that?
Uh, didn't I already have a shelf for- oh I do, okay.
Holy fucking upgrade.
Okay, um, what's one- okay, let's get all the witches.
Okay, only a few more to go.
Guys, can you see the rapid speed increase in my sorting?
It is very intense.
Oh, it's like 105 minutes.
Okay, well that's about very good.
Uh, I'm gonna move these.
Let's find the ghosties!
Wow.
What a deep echoing quack.
Let's get all the dragon fruit.
I do feel like I am cooking now kind of oh a Scottish warrior that's a new one.
Let me, uh, move the Dracula's to down here.
Oh, I got three artists!
Ah, shit.
Okay, maybe I was wrong about one more hour I can beat this game.
Oh, geez.
I mean, it definitely is faster, but holy shit.
Finish the full room, dude, you guys just want me to suffer.
Like, that's just actually what it is.
Oh wait, uh, okay, there we go.
Okay, very nice.
I need to clear up- RAINY!
This one's so cute!
I haven't seen this one at all!
Wow, it's kind of crazy that this deep into the game I'm still seeing ducks I've never seen before.
So cute.
Very nice.
Um, auto-shelves item when thrown at correct shelf.
Highlight shelves that accept the duck in hand?
Auto shelves item when thrown at correct shelf.
Like.
Ewww, look at that!
Oh, wait, that- okay, that's huge.
Oh, shit!
Wait, this is big.
Okay.
musketeer so like oh that did not work at all
I don't want those up there I'm almost done with all the musketeers
Okay, I'll just find the turkey ducks.
A bunny duck?
Wow, that's a new one, too.
Make sure to get all of your ducks in a row.
Good one.
Good one.
Because it's true.
No, I don't want them over there.
Okay.
Oh, turkey.
I should probably get something else that I'm not close to finishing.
Get more.
Yes.
I don't think I even have any brown ninjas.
I think that's a new one.
Very nice.
the- who's this?
Okay, oops.
Uh, Pirate.
Okay, wait, this is getting way easier. I don't have to target the shelf anymore.
Look at that.
Mermaid. Okay, purple alien.
I already have all of those.
Let's do, uh, I already have almost all the seers too, I think, this might be the last
seer.
No, never mind.
Basketball!
Oh, wait, I have a random scientist there.
Okay, uh, strawberries?
Okay, I think we're done with strawberries.
Yes.
I have placed every strawberry duck!
Finally!
Wait, I just kicked that guy into the thing on accident.
So awesome.
go awesome. Okay I need to take advantage of the throwing more. Guys I think that it's
starting to look cleaner in here.
Ah, shit, where'd they go? That's fine.
Like this area looks a lot better. Oh, cat.
That's a joke.
Do I get some kind of award if I beat this game?
Happy Sunday, I'm gonna get me in a game.
So are you, thanks for the three months.
I think I should get some kind of award if I beat this game.
Football!
Dude, why does the orange duck look like it has like, almost like human lips?
Kinda scary.
Nice.
Okay, uh, Japan ducks.
Nice.
Okay, uh, Japan Ducks.
Rainy duck. Very cute. Oh, I can buy a highlight shelf with a nice way. This is huge. Okay,
upgrades. Is it highlighting the shelf?
Press... Oh!
Okay, skater. Sports. Okay, cool. Oh, now I'm gonna have like a rotation. Like, okay,
This is when I'm grabbing random ducks.
Brain is off now.
And then I can uh...
Yeah...
Yeah, this is great.
Mr. Duck!
Uhhh...
I don't know where this guy goes.
I'm gonna put him in here for now, because he's big.
That's a big dude.
Uh, it's karate?
Sports?
I don't know why the scientist is here.
The tower is almost done!
Okay, who's buying all these ducks?
I don't know.
Is there a thing where people who drive, what is it, drive jeeps?
collect ducks. Is it? Yeah, like they put the ducks in their fucking windshield area.
Besides that, I don't know. Ah, fuck. There were more watermelon ducks in here, I didn't
make it over in time. That's okay. Um, wrap-reducts. Okay, cool. Yunsu, thank you for the five!
Thanks, Yunsu. Thank you very much. Thank you, thank you.
Guys, the pile on the floor is getting flatter!
It's getting easier to sort them. Another Zach, thanks for the 35 months.
I apologize for my earlier behavior. I should not have said Mots is a one-tenth at best.
How fucking dare you! How dare you! Okay this one, I don't know, you're going in the bargain
been later I guess. Ladybug? Okay.
I should be able to get, dude, look, I can see the floor in some areas now.
I still, we're, are we sure egg doesn't go in food?
I don't understand.
Oh, Farm!
Okay, yeah, I was thinking...
I got confused, I'll put the egg in the office.
But no.
Great white buffalo, thanks for one year!
Thank you!
Okay, now my cooldowns are starting to be real short.
Okay, let's summon all these.
Oh shit.
Oh shit, uh, you're gonna move the chefs?
Very nice. Okay, sharks!
I think this is the last of the sharks.
Okay, very nice.
Jupiter!
Jupiter!
That's the first Jupiter I've ever seen.
Oh my goodness.
Uh, what am I doing?
I should let the fetishists go down.
Superduck.
Corden.
Okay.
Donuts.
Well, obviously fuck it, let's finish the donuts.
You're a great streamer! Wow, thank you first time, Chatter!
So kind.
Yes!
Guys, it's doable, I think.
Oops.
First time cheddar, hmm.
Cheddar's so tasty.
Can I buy an upgrade?
Holy shit.
Okay, let's get all the slimmers.
Very nice.
Guys, I feel like I've hit flow state or whatever.
Like, I think I can actually do this.
How long has she been playing?
Like an hour and a half?
Maybe more.
Maybe like an hour 45.
Definitely less than two hours.
It's not that bad.
It's really not that bad.
One hour 46 minutes.
Yeah, not that bad.
Brazil.
Dude, I can't wait like for later if I'm like, I'm looking back, I'm like, ah, great stream
today I sorted 4,000 ducks like can you fucking imagine sorry I know I say like so much I can't
help it. Goon-A.
It could be worse, it could be Kirby's. Yeah, that's a good point I guess.
I say like whatever I'm trying to think of what I'm trying to say next.
It's a bad habit.
I've said like 45,000 times.
Is this all of them?
I think that's all of them.
Yes, we are done.
Okay, it's getting way more common for me to finish a shelf.
Oh yeah, I haven't ordered food yet!
I've been so locked in!
I'm so locked in.
I mean, how can I possibly feel good about eating when I haven't finished my job?
You know?
It's unfathomable.
Okay, it is like kind of hard to tell for sure, but it does look like the piles are
going down okay I have an idea I'm gonna start focusing on a specific like shelf
areas like I'm gonna try to finish the food one okay what food do I need I can
Okay, let's do burgers.
Okay, I'm done with burgers!
Okay, let's look for mustard.
I read out of time.
That's okay.
I see one
What the fuck
Terrible throw
Guys, I'm not even halfway done yet. I just realized
Oh my god, but now that I've come this far, I gotta finish.
Drop the Blizzard, though.
Pirate Goon.
Surfer A.
The floor is definitely getting flatter though.
So that's a thing.
Um, let's just finish the warriors.
Oops, I took a blue one off.
Is that it?
Wait, I'm missing one!
Wait!
Oh!
There's one over here.
Nice!
Okay, I'm going to order food.
Okay, I definitely should order some food.
Lest I die.
Oh, but I'm wasting my cooldowns.
Okay, well, let me go to the food shelf, uh, ketchup.
Noice!
Okay, um, ooooh, I'm gonna poke.
Yummy!
Yummy!
Just gonna re-order.
Sandcastle ducks.
What's a poke or poke a it's like sushi fish with like rice and toppings and
sauce and stuff. It's very tasty. I feel like I should just be using the OP one
whatever it's up.
Also make the cooldown refresh faster.
Oh, I have $200.
I need to do some upgrades.
Globy, thanks for the gift, did hello?
Thanks Globy.
Uh, this one maxed out, uh, bigger inventory, uh, stronger throw.
That seems good.
Banana.
Giraffe.
DJ Pizza.
Is this the last Pizza?
No.
Uh.
Uh.
Okay nice that got me a lot very nice yeah dark w angel thank you for the
gifted
Guys!
Oh my god.
I'm a kind of approaching the halfway point.
end of.
No, no, no, you go here.
There's only one left!
Mezno, thanks for the sub!
Thank you!
Fire fighters.
Wait, I still need one.
Yeah, that's all I could see.
Okay, perfect.
Bunny!
I need to reorganize that shelf.
Goonby.
I'm truly in flow state in case anyone was wondering.
Oh god.
Time ran out.
I am the master of all docks.
Ooh, that throw was nasty.
Okay, food shelf.
little shakes.
Is this time a runner or did I get them all?
Burn it up.
Now I got them all!
Let's fucking go!
More stuck is your favorite.
I hate them all equally.
Fuck these ducks, dude.
I'm never going to want to see a duck again after this.
Alright, let's find the America Ducks.
There's a timer on ours at all.
Oh, it's all of them.
Feels good to complete a shelf, because then I know I will never see that damn duck ever
Never again.
Never again.
Does it navigate or pirate?
It is, okay.
Sick.
I think I just threw one, and I don't know where it went.
Fuck.
Okay, well, that's okay.
S-Fox, thank you for the gifted.
Oops.
Okay, I'm gonna finish the cookies.
Very nice upgrades.
Bigger inventory, stronger throw.
Huge.
Oh damn, I can really throw that shit.
Alright, that's a good upgrade.
Just fucking...
Wheeeee!
Wheeeee!
Oh, that one didn't make it.
Fuck.
Well, they're mostly making it.
That one didn't make it.
That one didn't make it.
And that's another one done.
You lures, thank you for the gifted.
Kate and Adman, thank you.
I can't believe I'm still doing this.
Oh my god!
Yes, it's very, very riveting.
A bee!
Have I gone the bee before?
I think that's new for me.
I'm pretty sure that's new.
Yo, Randy, thanks for six months.
I'm pretty much just waiting for my two to be on cooldown at all times.
This grape one looks stupid.
Now, you have to be organized.
Wait... am I crazy or is- oh wait, no, okay.
It's like, where do these go?
Perfect.
Great.
I'm almost at 2,000 tox.
Oh my god.
I- I hit that shit!
Did it go?
Oh, that one didn't make it. That was a wrap.
Yes, egg goes on farm, yes it actually does, green ninja, oh eggs, yeah I know there's
some in the office.
I wonder if it works like a...
Guys, I found a trick.
If I just spam at the shelf, it keeps giving them to me.
Oh my God, I just found a trick.
Yeah, I found some tech.
Oh, shit.
This is how we win.
I got it.
I don't think that one made it.
Is that a new one?
No, I have some lifeguards.
Mexico! I think that's a new one!
Oh no, I have Mexico.
I'm at 2,000 ducks!
Oh, what am I doing with my life?
Okay, which one should I do?
Holy shit, I can actually just use that to grab every single one.
I only had one of those accountants.
I don't...
Do I need a...
I mean, bigger inventory doesn't hurt, I guess.
crazy tech
Instead of yes, thank you for the seven months.
Tech that minimizes suffering should be banned?
What?
This is suffering.
What the heck?
I mean, I was going to get them all with that one anyway.
Retweet! Fuck you guys! What the hell?
Anime Toonami, thank you for the 9 months, thank you.
Oops.
Nature pull is singing for the gifted. Dude I'm still going crazy.
You know I should try changing the music maybe. I forgot that's a thing you can do.
Okay, let me pick one that I don't have a lot of to do this shit. Um, let's finish the monkeys.
Crazy tech.
Is it playing a song?
I can barely hear it.
Who else but me, okay? I think that these are supposed to go in here.
Okay, what's one that I barely have any of when I'm missing a Halloween duck? Oh, wait, no, no, let's finish the werewolves.
Yes, thank you for the five gifted.
Thank you.
W5.
Ship soldier.
Isn't this one new?
This is a pirate?
Oh, it's a pirate.
Um...
Um...
Did I fuck up somewhere?
Do I have room for this?
Oh, there's princesses here.
I'm mushroom A.
Dude, I'm still barely halfway done.
A diver?
A sport?
Oh, beach.
Yeah.
Okay, um, I'm gonna finish the Jupiters.
Very nice.
I have full upgrades. That means it's time to start gambling, I guess.
Collect ducks, cooldown reduced.
Is that number two?
I think that's the second thing.
That's really good, right?
Yeah, that's huge.
Okay, if we can get a bunch of those and just be able to spam 2 all the time, we'll be done
real fast okay what do I have a few of I only have two British ones amazing touch my baguette
Thank you for the five months.
cream. I'm getting better at sorting too. Like I'm locked the fuck in you don't
even understand. Okay, that's about to be ready. Let's do the bunnies. Holy shit!
Huge progress.
I missed!
God damn it.
My dinner is on the way.
I don't know if I can eat while there's still ducks to be sorted. Coach Yogurt, thanks for one year!
Thank you!
Ah, noon. Blue astronaut, okay.
I'm just gonna finish these.
Nice.
I have enough for another Gamba?
zero force increased.
A chef?
Uh, that has to be a job, right?
Yeah, it's crazy. I'm still seeing ones I've never seen before.
Well, I know which one I'm going to use the thing for next.
I'm going to use it on the chef!
And just one shot it!
Woo!
Gale Tempest, thank you for the sub.
so many ducks so many ducks
I feel like I'm missing some of them and not noticing
It is getting faster, but unless I start getting like crazy cooldown reduction, this might be
I feel like the fastest that it gets.
Nice, that one actually made it.
Nice, someone actually made it.
Fuck!
Okay, what do I want to collect all of?
Sheeeet.
Okay, we're going to do gnomes.
What, what's our bomb?
Hold on, my uh, my food's almost here.
What's freaking girl?
Why did I get bombed?
Okay, this pile here is definitely flatter, right?
Like that is definitely a thing.
Okay, let's get these guys.
Woo!
Undertaker!
Oh, cowboy.
Oh cowboy. Wow, another new one.
OCD overstems him.
I don't have a OCD or anything like that.
But something about closing this game
without finishing it just felt real bad.
I don't know.
They got me good with this one.
Let's do the French ducks.
Nice.
The Chinese duck is so cute.
Okay, I'm gonna finish the mime decks now.
Very nice.
Okay, wait, I have enough for another Gamba
Give me cool down reduction, please
Cool down reduction, please
Wait, did I give me anything?
Wait, I didn't get anything
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What is this bullshit? How is that fair? I got scammed!
I thought this was a good slot machine that doesn't just take your money.
What the heck? I lost everything, guys.
I lost everything. Okay, what do I want to finish? Let's finish...
Uh, the suns.
Fraxteroo! Thanks for night- oh wait.
And that's from a while ago.
I don't know, I just popped up.
Thanks again Fraxteroo.
Oh wait, I can gamble again!
I will go do that.
Okay. Come on.
Cool down reduction. Inventory side.
Hey, I'll take that. Sure, that's not bad.
I think the ducks aren't making it sometimes, but that's okay.
Okay, the Undertaker one shot him.
Nice.
Lob that shit and made it.
I don't know if all these are gonna go in, but if they don't, they'll at least be close to where they're supposed to go.
I'll just do it later.
I'm getting kinda close to the final stretch.
Kinda.
I'm going to finish these guys nice.
What if I finish it?
I guess I'll just get to feel slightly proud of my shite on thee for the gifted.
Like I'm sure there's like nothing crazy at the end or anything.
No, I'm not making it.
Teen Show, thanks for 11 months.
What if at the end, a bomb goes off in the store
and all the ducks end up on the ground again.
What if...
And then you have to play the game again.
Insane replayability.
I would be so mad.
I would I would it'd be too late to refund the game hot today. Thank you for the gifted. I
Would be fear fucking furious
Look you can see the floor here isn't that amazing
Okay, um, business ducks.
Yes, very nice.
Okay, I should start using this thing again.
Very nice.
Okay, I'm gonna use my ability on these guys, I guess.
Wait guys, I kind of missed when the pile was huge.
The store is looking so clean.
Jarvis, Jarvis, is that all of them?
Oh, wrong shelf.
Don't like that.
Woo!
Iron duck is done!
Oh shit, my food's here.
I don't know if I can stop though, this is very important.
Now I'll go grab it at least.
As soon as I do my next two refresh, so I don't waste it, this is very important.
Okay, huge I'm gonna grab my food real quick
Hello!
I'm back!
One of the ducks moved on its own.
So scary.
So scary.
Okay.
Here's my...
It looks kinda unappetizing.
It just needs to be mixed up.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
It looks kind of unappetizing.
It just needs to be mixed up.
One second.
I'm just going to put my sauces on and mix it up.
Yes, two is ready.
What do I use it on?
I'm going to use it on these mushrooms.
Perfect.
Looks healthy.
All right, look in.
Erl Campbell, thanks for 4 months!
Chorm 7, Chorm 7, Chorm 7.
True.
Oh shit, um, foxes.
I can get two gamba things, two gamba things now.
Please give me something good.
Nothing!
Okay, I got an inventory increase.
I mean, at this point, the game's kind of like whatever.
It's whatever.
Oh shit, the thing's ready.
This shelf is fucked up, I need to fix it.
Okay, I'm gonna call the doctors.
Okay, very nice.
Does beating a game like this make me more or less cool?
I think you guys are a bunch of hater-ass bitches.
Not too, it's almost ready, uh, oh I want to use it on, uh, do I only have one accordion
now?
Uh, I'm going to finish, Italy, you guys are just a bunch of haters.
It's that simple.
A lot of you just aren't making it in.
What do I not have a supaduck?
I'm going to use one again, alright.
Goon A.
Nice.
Yeah!
Someone has to stock the shelves, you know?
Someone's gotta do it.
If not me, then who will do it?
Uh, I'm gonna finish the purple ducks.
Yes!
I like that.
It's getting to the point where most of the shelves are at least partial, but I'm not
partially stocked. So two is getting like a little bit less useful. Let's see.
Which shell? Okay, I'm gonna finish the ramps.
Really? Is that all the Batman's? Okay, but I think it's gonna start going faster.
I've been saying that like the whole time I've been playing this game, it's about to start going way faster!
Oh yeah, spin time!
Let me finish this first and then use my two.
It's about that time.
Are there violin players?
Oh shit. Yo! Jay Rob the Dawn, thank you for the five gifted. Thank you so much.
Violin players. Uh, Bange? Wow, this is all fucked up.
Uh, Bagpipe player. Uh, Cordeon? Do I really? Oh no.
They're getting stuck!
No!
Okay, it's fine.
Yabba time.
Find up, cool down, decreased.
Warm.
Fuck.
Oh, the cat was on the controller.
Is that all of them, and then it's all.
Yes!
Okay.
Amazing.
Above!
Above!
Above!
Amazing!
A bomb!
A bomb!
Why are there bombs in this game?
Man, what the heck?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm about to enter the final stretch.
Uh, is this?
Very nice. Okay, orange ducks.
Is that really all that's left?
Yeah!
I love that!
This is the duck that goes in here.
Oh, it's ready!
Uh, is this right?
Fucking hell.
I like guards.
Perfect.
Guys, guys, I'm at 3,000 tucks.
Oh my god, what the fuck am I doing with my Sunday?
How long have I been playing this game?
Someone check.
Three hours?
Yeah, now, I mean, now I gotta finish it, right?
Okay, something's all fucked up here.
Nice.
Ooh, the floor is getting so clean and nice.
a time. Throw force increased. Okay. I'll take that.
Alright, it's not as strong as I thought, it's still pretty good.
Alright, let's do these.
Again, kinda close.
Kind of... sort of...
I got them all.
Okay, what do I use this is this fucked?
Yes.
I have it needs to be perfectly organized.
All the same ducks have to be right next to each other.
Yes sir.
Anonymous, thank you for the gifted.
Thank you. I appreciate it.
Only 1,000 more ducks to go!
Only 1,000 more to go!
Oh, but it's gonna be so beautiful when it's all done.
And then we're gonna let the customers in. They're gonna fuck everything up!
I just know it. Oh my gosh. Yeah, Anthony is taco. Thank you for the five gifted
Thank you, Anthony. I'm going to
Nice
No, I didn't realize there's some like way up on the top shelves
Like how the f- how? Am I supposed to- okay. I got it.
Gamba.
Oh my god! Yo! Beast and Kin, thank you for the 20! Wait, what did I get? I wasn't looking.
Thank you, Beast! Thank you for the Tony! Thank you, so kind! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Very nice. I'm going to do the sandstorm, guys. Thank you, Beast! Oh, fine ducks! Oh wait, that's huge!
That's huge! I keep saying the same shit over and over again, I'm sorry.
I'm just so freaking locked in.
Imagine you could just sort stuff like this in real life just throwing it.
I'm gonna get the Wonder Woman Ducks.
Very cool.
Dan, do you think you're for the gifted?
Okay.
It's almost getting hard to grab ducks now, because, uh...
I can't just click on a huge pile.
Sometimes I'm just clicking on the floor.
Which is good.
Okay, uh, let's do additions... yes, how many spider ducks?
Amazing.
Oh, this guy doesn't go here.
What am I doing?
Guys, I'm actually kind of close to being done I think.
Kinda.
Kinda.
I went to see the Chris Hansen movie and I came back and she's still playing this.
I'm sorry.
I still want to go see the Chris Hansen movie.
I heard it's kind of a controversial though.
I think Chris Hansen's cool.
I know a lot of people are like, blah blah blah.
He should have done this or that, but I think he's cool.
I mean, he's not perfect, but not mid just terrible with the movie.
The movie was mid, but the movie is bad.
I was excited about it because I heard it was um, A24.
It got bad reviews.
Well, why?
Well, I heard it's like kind of um, kind of weird.
they portray him as like a bad person even though you know he's doing a good
thing technically they're like oh but he's like did it the wrong way or I don't
know
I'll be the judge, I'll go watch it.
Beast, thanks for the bits!
Oh, we are cooking!
God, frick!
Did I see updates on the Lego case?
No, I stopped following that stuff.
Oh shit, I wasn't paying attention, uh...
Ugh...
Holy shit, I'm like kind of in the final stretch, I feel like.
Keep saying I've been saying that for three hours!
I'm going to go do the gamba.
If I hadn't collected it every time, I'd have heard that.
Thanks for the two years.
Oh shit, um, I'm gonna do these.
Ooooooh!
Okay, but now it is like unironically the final stretch, like you can't even fucking
deny.
How am I supposed to...
Like it's getting crazy.
It's getting fucking crazy.
And I'm gonna gamble again.
Oh brother why?
Professor Puddle?
Very nice. I'm gonna wait for that.
Guys this game is actually finishable!
Quit at 4000, what if I just quit at 4,014?
How mad would you be?
Or would you not even give a fuck?
Dave boy, thanks for the GIFTED.
Oops.
Nope.
Mexico!
Oh shit, look how many are right here.
Give me some more to cool down please interaction distance increased I'll take that
Quack quack.
You okay, Oz? Thanks for 31 months. I know.
Mustard.
Okay, the shelves are getting full.
My tooth doesn't feel nearly as OP as it used to.
Chaos, thank you for the gift.
Very nice.
We are truly cooking so hard.
I will finish China yay so cute
I'll just milk with glasses.
Froggy! Dude, it's getting so fast I can now use the um, fine duck thing twice in one
cool down. Wow. Very nice. Very, very, very nice. Anonymous, thank you for the gift did.
guys less than 500 left oh my god madbomb are they for the prime oh my voice is
He's correcting! I'm so excited!
I'm going to summon the Ketor guys.
Oh my god, it's cooking so hard.
Frick.
Hot fricking mist.
I'll deal with that one later.
Yo, Sol-Solmarion, thank you for the 14 months, hello!
How are you on this fine, fine Sunday?
Oh, this is messed up.
I can't believe I'm actually finishing this game, probably I'll never finish some Sunday
Oh my god.
So silly.
Spend time!
Nothing!
Really?
Okay, inventory size increases not that bad.
Holy shit.
final stretch. Slightly wet spaghetti, thank you for the
gifted. I have my chew up. I don't even know what to use it on. The Bikini one.
Nice.
That's it!
Oh.
I gotta be so close to finishing.
My abilities are barely even doing anything for me anymore.
Uh, there's a police here for some reason.
Guys 300 left!
Oh my god.
Alright, now at this point it's kind of hard, like the...
things aren't as useful. Can you guys just be honest telling me to finish this game was
meant to be a punishment wasn't it? I don't know what for but it was.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let me see you up there. Rainbow duck. Hell yeah.
I don't get anything in this fuck ass game anymore!
Wait, I finished the whole superhero shelf! Oh my god! That was a very nice animation!
Oh my gosh! This is really the final stretch!
Wow. Oh my god. Time to lock in. Victory is so close.
Ah, this guy.
Yes!
Yes!
Oh my god, this is amazing.
There's only one more dragon fruit.
One more purple alien?
Wowee.
This shelf's almost done.
I feel like I need some like uh, some like final lock in music for doing this.
What do I play?
Final countdown.
Well I'm still not that close I think.
nice. It might be kinda early for final countdown. Okay. Bro. I'm gonna go back to my room.
I think it's too early. I'll play some on death metal for now.
Is this the lot? Oh.
Wow, all the Mexico ones are right there.
I'm missing one. There it is.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Her uh, almost got split hair.
I'm good.
Whoo!
Very nice.
Very nice.
Guys! Guys! There's a hundred left!
Oh my goodness.
One hundred ducks remain.
I'm surprised I haven't completed another full shelf since the superhero one.
I gotta be like so close.
Very nice.
Oh, I got the big one.
Oh, I got the big one. I don't know what to do with him.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Well, I'd say there's one missing.
Meach, thank you for the five gifted.
Are you a duck?
Where is it?
Did I miss one?
It's an egg.
Guys?
Guys?
Where's the last duck?
Guys?
There's a duck that's missing.
Guys!
Guys!
maybe you need all the eggs guys I'm gonna start tweaking out how how is one
missing
Didn't I complete every shelf?
Where is the ugly duckling?
Ugh! Why is everyone missing?
Maybe Mr. Duck's supposed to go somewhere else?
Putting it in the chair.
in the chair. Oh my god! Oh my god! The final duck! Yes! Oh my god it's so beautiful and
clean huh not bad oh mr. duck was the the owner the whole time 4,000 ducks not
went out of place even I couldn't tell you were half these categories go and I
invented them good work in fact I'm telling when I said this you're getting
employee of the month there's no plaque there's no bonus there's just this
bring me your favorite duck I'll make you a copy one duck on the house try to
make a big deal out of it. Oh, my favorite duck. Well, I gotta bring him Nugget, then,
of course. Code red, thank you for the 10. And, like, rich peen, thank you for the 10.
Thank you. Or 10 months. All right, Nugget. But now it says there's one missing. Well,
it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. One of the devs contacted and asked if he'd like
a special duck in the game? Wait, really? I would love a duck in the game. I would love
one. Wait, this one you're sure? Fine. Copy incoming. I hit copy to- Oh man, someone's
going to have to sort the ducks. No! It's not- oh, I'll put him back on the- oh. Wow,
Nuggets you did you sort all the ducks and completed sort them ducks wow there's more endings
Restart I
Don't think I can do that. Oh
My god, wait, so what happens if you restart?
Right hello, oh Nick egg man they for the five
When I hit restart, right?
Errm.
Squawk.
Errm.
I don't know.
Yes, I would love a customized doc.
I think I'll lower the quick saves.
Shuffle ducks.
Yo, you island, thank you for the five and Wesley, thank you.
Well, that was fun.
I can't believe I actually finished that
Bros, but I saw people be like you're not really gonna quit are you?
Can you clone mr. Duck maybe
You want a copy of me that's nice thing anyone's ever said to me you're deeply concerning I haven't decided
I don't need a second me walking around unsupervised.
Okay.
He did it again.
Oh!
There's so many, Mr. Nuck.
Self-scope! Thanks for subbing.
Yeah, same ending.
Speedrun next.
I don't know about that one, guys.
I don't know.
Every time I restart it just sends me back here.
All right.
That was fun.
I'm not clicking reset progress. Oh my gosh.
I was about to crash out.
I thought that maybe they made it so there was one duck missing no matter what.
I was like dude that would be so silly.
Wouldn't it?
Okay.
I'm trying to sign if I play another sub Sunday game.
I'm past seven hours, but I don't really want to end stream.
I kind of want to play TFD,
but I'll play more sub Sunday
if you guys really don't want to watch TFD.
Well, if I were going to end stream,
I'd probably like go take a bath and play TFD, so.
I'll do it. Spin that wheel. Okay, um, oh wait, maybe I'll ask, wait, what's Bonnie doing?
I thought she was cooking, she's playing a game called Woman Simulator. Dude, George,
George, anything for the five months.
Okay, I'm going to ask her.
I muted myself on accident.
Why is my browser freezing?
It's trying to be like do not play TFT.
KenDog, thank you for the five gifted.
Dude, the Twitch fucking froze.
What the fuck?
Yeah, the browser knows.
You want to play TFD?
Feel free to say no.
How do you be? Thanks for the ride.
What the frickin' stop?
36 months. By now?
Yeah, I'm playing the more simulator at the moment.
I'm playing the more simulator at the moment. I'm playing the more simulator at the moment.
Oh, shit.
I'm gonna make sure that she's like,
when I put her in the bathroom,
then I'm gonna put her in the bathroom.
So, I'll add this so you might be able to see that.
Do you want to have, uh...
Oh, do you want to have Chad decide
a duck's gonna have a suggestion?
Sure, you guys can decide.
Well, I figured it'd probably just be like
a duck with my hair or something, right?
But I'm fine with whatever.
Okay, let me, um...
pull up these corn. I thought she was gonna say no, I thought she's gonna be
like, ooh I'm really busy. I'm surprised she said yes. I thought she was gonna do
one of those. I wouldn't have been offended if she did. I was like, oh I
I might as well ask, you know, Jay Spinto.
Thanks for two months.
Thank you.
OK, I'm going to call her.
I don't know if she'll answer right away.
Why is it never going to be Dreamer mode anymore?
Freaking Discord.
There we go.
You know what, she won't, when imagine she said yes, then she just never comes to play.
That'd be so funny.
That'd be like so what the fuck why am I 2700 hours in a lean queue what the fuck
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, that's cool, I guess.
Wow.
Yo, Kay, Lily, 7, thanks for the sub, thank you.
I got my ducks in a row.
I'm just waiting for Bonnie to come to the call.
Bernard, thanks for the gift dude, thank you!
BAM it on the floor!
Hello!
Hello.
Can you hear me okay?
Yes I can hear you.
Nice.
I'm putting it up.
What's your rank right now?
I'm...
Gold 3?
What?
Elem.
Elem know you're in there.
What do you mean?
Elem know you're in there.
You have somebody else play on your account.
I'm Gold 3 buddy!
What's your rank?
I'm gonna make it up there. I'm not playing that much obviously, but you know
I was looking at you with the life and stuff. You think you're so cool because
You like the new set I'm pretty ass on it. Um, I think it's easier now. They nerf the
like fast eight comps
Oh, really? Yeah, so you can do more like the re-roll shit
Or yeah fast nine, sorry. I'm getting corrected by nerds in my chat. Oh, buddy. Just kidding. Slippers
See, this is why I know that she's not actually gold
What do you mean?
Yeah, you're right. I'm gigaboosted in TFT the game
I'm sorry.
Wait, I want to update it. I haven't played on this PC yet. I usually play on that wall.
Nice suit.
Nice suit.
How was your day? What did you do today?
I had sub-saturday today. I sorted 4,000 ducks.
Huh?
I sorted 4,000 ducks.
What a cow.
I sorted 4,000 ducks onto shelves.
How?
What game is that?
I think it's literally called sort them ducks.
It was called sort them ducks.
Wait, you had to sort them individually?
Yes, I spent like four hours and then the devs came in and were like, you want a duck in the game?
It was actually fun though.
Wait.
wait the ducks came in they said what they gave me a duck
well you should do it too I think they'd probably give you a duck too because
there were a bunch like random streamer ducks in the game like people that I've
never seen before that's so cute yes what do you do today um I got I have a
little bit of fever it's getting worse wait again I'm sorry I put myself on a
human bubble I feel like because of the bubble I put myself in a human bubble
because of the fever so I wouldn't get oh I did see you in the hamster ball in
the pool earlier yeah and then I arrested some of my chatters and we did mod
purge and then after that I did chat court and then I was playing woman's
simulator what's chat court I have put I put a bunch of my chatters in court
Like they were well, um chat like started suing each other
So some chatters were suing other chatters
So I took them to court and I was judge Judy and I was listening to their cases. Oh, that's pretty fun
Against each other. Yeah, it was pretty funny. Well, like what were they complaining about?
They're like all this person was complaining that another person and chat was obsessed with them and continuously was like
trying to like flirt with them and then like
another chatter was saying that was a true though there was a stuff happening
on both sides and then a then then another chatter was saying that another
chatter was like being really rude to everyone that was true but then all of
chat said that they weren't guilty I mean everyone's kind of rude in Twitch
chat not everyone like yeah I'm out of people that's true yeah my chest up
Well imagine how boring it'd be if people came and were like hello good day to you good day to you
And then we didn't talk about anything else
No, my chat calls me a crumb
I still don't know what that means
Like you're small like your spec. I'm just not bread. Yeah, they said that I'm a crumb
It's like I don't know it means I suck at everything. Oh mine calls me jackass
Trill! Retweet. I'm really not though.
Oh, that was fun.
I'm really such a nice guy.
What's one nice thing that you did today?
What's one nice thing that you did today?
I sorted 4,000 ducks.
I made it really clean in the cut store.
That's so crazy.
They were just on a shelf?
Like many shelves.
There were like fruit themed ducks, like an apple duck, like a strawberry duck, and then
there were pirate ducks, space ducks, beach ducks, warrior ducks, country ducks, music
Ducks, superhero ducks, working ducks, farm ducks, circus ducks, mafia ducks, general food
ducks, they're colored ducks, so yeah, I was a lot.
Wait, what's your favorite game that you've played during Sub-Sunday?
now. What? No, what is your favorite? Oh, I thought you were asking if that was my favorite
game I've played. Oh, I played that Dressmaker game today. That was actually really fun.
I like that. I love Dressmaker. Yeah, that was really fun. Dressmaker was good today.
Oh, Clover Pit is probably my favorite subsonic game ever. What's Clover Pit? Did I ever
show you Ballotro? Yeah. Okay, it's like Ballotro, but with slots instead of poker.
wait yeah that's the one I watched you play it's so good bro it's so good you
might just like gambling I think I do not like I really do like real gambling
but I love gambling and games yeah why did that poker turn recently bro I got
fucking oh my god I destroyed Wubbe in the first round and then we actually
I mean he might have been like oh, I'm not good like doing that
But he said he only really plays with his his bros and like this place super casually, so
Was that have a gun oh
That's nice
Yeah, I want to get another cool gun
Huh? Are you shooting?
Yeah, I haven't I haven't on a while. Yeah, it's updated. Let's go
You better not be like iron because then I have to switch accounts
Bonnie, yeah
I am higher
I haven't been playing that much, so how do I tell you?
I think if you're in placements, it's fine.
OK.
Yeah.
I mean, I have like six accounts.
I don't want to patch switch.
I'm not in placements.
Oh, well, it goes off.
Wait, what?
I'm placed as iron.
Oh, that's fine.
Well, let's see if we can queue first.
Let's see if we can queue.
OK.
Six accounts.
So loaded.
It's six accounts from when I was a league only streamer
I had four diamond accounts because I wasn't good enough to get to master. So I just got four diamond accounts
Mmm in one season
Nice
Um, yeah, nice, but guys, what tactician?
Oh, there's a bunch of free ones right now.
I think I told you that last time we've been playing.
Yeah, I've been playing with the, with the, uh, why is my screen color weirdly?
I got that fucking cat that's rolling sushi.
I've never used him yet.
I usually just use the Gwen one.
I have this cute little briar.
Oh, cute.
We know you're bronze.
You lied.
Oh, I'm bronze?
nice nice you're almost over so if you want a few you'll probably probably be
there my check did my camera like as a filter on it or something
oops okay hang on I am we're in queue right now I'm gonna grab some chapstick no
problem you're back this the Gwen scissors one called
Wait, chat type one if you play TFT.
Wait, were you playing TFT before you invited me or are you just...
No, I've been doing Sub-Sunday, and yeah I sorted my 4000 ducks and I was like, hmmm,
I'm probably gonna end and play TFT but I don't really want to end so I'm just gonna play TFT on stream.
Yay! That's so fun!
Nobody ever likes watching playing
The last time I played tft it was basically just a radio stream and Ali put the fucking word game
on this screen cuz they were
I like watching tft I watched that k3 showed you guys
Yeah, Chris
camp on the top of the book that's possible and then like yeah I last time I played TFG
on the stream was literally an alt stream yeah it was literally an alt stream.
I do have to admit I oh every time I play I have to have the fucking guide website open
because I can't remember anything.
Oh the comp website yeah I actually stopped using it as much but like I like it.
It's like for the gift, it's like 50-50 that I'll like lose pretty poorly or I'll get top four
But like I've been a little bit better at making comps but like
No you didn't hit it for top
I didn't even see it, top
Did it?
Did it pop on my end chat?
I literally, I have your free loop and I saw it
Oh my god, sorry I was looking, I was falling into comp things
We could have made it.
I thought Q was taking longer than normal now.
Boodoo.
Yeah.
SipTrap, thanks for the gift.
When I opened my client today, it said I was in a 2,800 hour Q.
I don't know why.
2,800 hours?
Yeah.
minutes I don't know. Oh yeah, keep up.
Did you eat today? Yeah, I just got some poke. So good. Oh cool. I have
peachy. Let's go with some more. Yes, and I've been making soup for breakfast every day.
So I put chicken broth and I cooked bok choy and eggs in the chicken broth and then I put
some rice noodles in the chicken broth and I put white pepper and dark soy sauce in the
chicken broth and then I put some chili oil in the chicken broth and it tastes so good.
You do this in the morning for breakfast?
Yeah I love it.
It makes me feel so full and energized.
the hill. I don't know. It's, I'm just Chinese bro, I can't help it. Yeah, I need to straight
up a little bit. I love my breakfast, I need to know where. Yeah, I like, um, eggs for
breakfast. Oh. Well I put eggs in my soup for breakfast. Ew. What? Women. Yes? No,
like a drop soup style you know what you like a drop soup it's okay fine you
don't like a drop soup okay it turns out like a little bit too to water me
hmm I'm sure I'm gonna say no I know you don't
hmmm, alright
okay
that's what we know
wait chat you don't even play
15, where do you from here?
explain that, try to explain
the game to them
that someone who's never played game
okay so basically
you have to like find
characters that
work well with other characters
they're like
class slash briefs I guess I don't know what you would call it because I'm not
sure what this is based off of type essentially then you just mix combine
them together when you combine them together like if you have like two
defenders then look it says you can do 12 arm amount for this you know so
like who you need for that kind of comp but it's better than the next like
different types of comps together to get different benefits and then I'm
like different things happen like it's all R and B things but you have to kind of balance between your
inventory and between your currency versus like leveling up so
So basically you want to either re-roll or you want to buy a fee so you have to really
balance your income otherwise it's all going to become trash.
You're just going to be stuck.
You're going to be screwed.
And you're starting to explain it.
I just buy shit, you try to buy a bunch of the same shit and it makes stronger shit, hello I'm going to lose this one, that's my item!
Yeah I thought I was 1%
When are you going to lose this one? My comfort now is cause I'm sacking, cause I only have 2 guys, wait a second
Mine's trash, I'm not even doing anything
Well yours is trash
You're still going to win
slow down. You barely won 2v3. You're a little shark! Wait, do the shark dance. How do I do
it? Control 3. Control 3. Cute. Nice. Okay, I want to do, I don't want to go on poker.
I want some of these.
Um, this is Juggernaut.
Let me put this Juggernaut in as well, and then see, boom.
Get something cool happening.
Very good.
Marth, Marth, oh, Escobar.
Thanks for seven months.
And Kelpy, thank you.
Yeah, so at first it starts like this and then you level up, it gets like worse and
worse and worse.
The common bench.
Oh, shit.
Why is it level 2 here and not- what the hell?
Careful.
Yeah, I'm I'm kind of trash at this game.
Oh, we have each other's cams. That's cute. Normal Kara things for 13 months. Wait did Ali put mine up too for you?
Yeah, she did. Nice.
Let me go ahead and boom, boom, boom, four juggernauts, shh, shh, fag, hmmm, I don't
really think I need this.
Am I done?
Hunter, I think it's a hunter.
Yeah. Nice. All these doofuses think my items are for louder. Big dummies. Oh yeah, me too.
It's just a dream. Hi Matzah. Out, out, she just scratched my toe. Matzah. Oh, I'm going
to win this one. Yay! I'm on a freaking 5-1 streak, but. I'm on a 3-loss streak.
three lost streak but just just you wait just you wait wait I'm what cooking
um I'm going like big bar Gary hmm this is like watching league what's happening
it's just annoying this game uh it's kind of synapse thanks for 23 months
a little bit. This is basically a card game, right Chat?
Kind of, yeah. Yeah, this game, the characters, it's like a deck of cards. There's only like
a certain amount of each character. And then you try to pull them.
Yeah, and you're going to get top three. Like if you get top three, you can game LP.
If you don't, then you don't do much of a drive.
I'll show you in a second.
So now I've got two drunk or not and two hunters.
And if I get another defender,
that'll be better for my comp, I say.
Or I could do...
see it tells you like what happens if you get two of them four of them or six of
them on your board
Coffin which one's better? I think Coffin kind of stinks
Yo J-Trev thank you for the fine!
Thanks J-Trev! Thank you
and then I don't really have any items on my board right now
this is the top the top guy
I am losing right now but
It's all part of the plan.
I mean you're all at the bottom.
Yeah.
You're being leapsome.
It's all part of the plan.
It's all part of the plan.
It's all part of the plan.
It's all part of the plan.
I
Mean never explains it to us all she has is call us names deserved
I don't think you have a fever.
No, I definitely am not sick.
Did you only start feeling sick today?
No, I started feeling like yesterday.
I started feeling like a fever last night.
I don't understand how you always get sick.
sick. Like my theory was you just show symptoms first but we're all already sick but I don't
think I'm sick. Oh gee, geez. How do you always get sick, bro? I think I have a weakened immune
system. I used to never get sick that much. Yeah, why is it weakened? I don't know because
The COVID got inside my body and then now it won't go out.
You know, you know,
Landon, thanks for 51 months.
She got the long COVID. Oh, Jesus.
We're saying that I should go.
Well, I feel like I don't know.
I do feel like a lot of people do have bronchitis right now, but like Senna has it
Wait Senna has bronchitis
Yeah, haven't she heard of coughing?
No
Yeah, she has like a chronic cough now
I'm not even tripping. Are you sexually moving?
Yeah, like pretty sure. I'm pretty sure she has bronchitis. I don't even know if she knows what she has bronchitis
Are you just making shit up?
I swear to god bro, I'm pretty sure that she has some kind of-
I think you're making shit up.
I'm joking.
I might need to make you shut up, but I'm pretty sure.
I think you're making shit up.
Look, okay.
It's okay.
It's just- it's- Nibbakidas is not even contagious.
Hello again.
Hello again.
Uh, yeah, I'm gonna completely annihilate you.
I'm still weak, but my economy is strong.
I've got a fat 50 gold oh shit that's a start using it oh wait you're actually
kind of cooking right now you're cooking clean anymore items anymore bullets
oh my god oh shit final fight oh my god you ruined my loose streak
I want a 5 loss streak now.
Well you get extra gold when you lose streak.
My fan's clocking 33 gold.
In 21 gold.
Hmm.
I ran out of gold often.
Oh my god, it's my fault.
Holy shit.
Holy shit
No, I'm literally gonna... I'm not even gonna talk for this game, like Mario Kart
Cause I don't know what the fuck I'm doing
I just high rolled but now I fucked up my economy
It's okay
Ah
No
Get rid of this
Yeah
Get rid of this, fuck this one
I
Almost a five blossom
No
This guy's gonna move on to fucking protectors now. Oh my sorry
My god, I'm gonna crash out to no
Yes
Thank you for the bits and infinite wisdom. Thank you for the bits. Oh my god. I'm crashing out
I'm gonna call me
Dude while I'm catching up to you I'm one HP down on you now
Not enough for this
First of all like give me this shit
second wall. Jack, what do I do?
Can we try and get Blossom Hunter?
Blossom.
Ah, Caitlyn.
What's your build?
I'm going to listen to Blossom right now.
I think Blossom and Junk are not.
full blossom actually works yeah yeah but most of the pieces are like high costy I
need really shit yeah just win you know you can see what I have to go for the
characters right yeah no shit Sherlock why do you think I'm recovering over
that
I will do it again!
I sent him a Y.
I'm gonna go after the 7.
Yo, where do you think you're from?
I know what I want, but I'm not gonna get it.
What is it?
I'm not telling you because you're getting out before me.
you bitch sorry not you holy shit I mean you're leaving showy you need her a
lot sorry I just can't believe she did that
I don't know. I don't want that.
I don't know. I don't want that.
look at my my Gwen she's so cute go back go back all right fuck i want to go
nice
Yeah, a lot of people play this game you wouldn't expect.
Yeah, Russell plays this too.
Russell plays TFT, simply plays too.
Yeah.
I am very close to dropping bombs, Bonnie.
No! Don't do it!
I need my tropic bombs.
Don't die.
I'm gonna right now and get him to shoot it on.
Damn it. I can't play. Oh my god. If I die, I'm running the end stream. Why? I'm not
just running my whole night. Now you have to play again till you win.
I have a big R3.
Wow.
I have a blonde three.
Hell no.
Oh, heck.
Oh, heck.
Oh, no.
I'm first.
I'm first.
I'm first.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Ha ha ha ha.
I have cooked.
I am cooked.
I mean we're one HP apart.
Like you say to hit your late costs, blow off some pieces and
this GG.
Yeah I'm kind of toast right now.
I don't have any...
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I need the one who's called clever.
I'm gonna hit that in general.
I'm not.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Okay, I'm actually trash. Let's see
I will you have a lot of blossom stuff
Yeah, I was stacking the block. Yeah, you just have to buy the fancy wisps. I think yeah
Yeah, I just
You're gonna niling you know you thought I can do three three level and I almost have four
What was that woman simulator game you were playing?
It's like a game where you're like kidnapped kidnapped woman simulator, huh?
Yeah, he's not very good husband
Wow
Yeah
Like there's like meant to like clean the house and stuff like I don't actually know it's just that I just left the house
Just now before I joined the call with you. I left the house and then he like grabbing back and he's like
Again, he's like I put this monitor on your ankle. I called the police because I was so worried about
Then I was like
Eastern your piano actually I don't know why oh my god. He was like now clean the house
Average average woman experience I just killed someone
seriously oh I'm about to die you know no don't die happening and I'm gonna go
back to one simulator I look at your look at your thing
yeah like Ari or Seger carry yeah I need better items
I'd turn it up cause I couldn't hear the music.
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I'm five years old, you're probably gonna make that for us, huh?
Oh, yeah, I think I will.
You should try this comp.
Like, this is like the comp I'm winning with the most.
I'll send you the guide thing if you want it.
Nice.
Yeah.
Let me send it to you.
Yeah, if you.
Fiddle six.
Yeah.
Fiddle six is mixed with trapeo.
Trapeo is really good.
Yeah.
All right.
I didn't do anything like this.
I got like a bunch of...
It's like, well, there would one.
I just didn't do it all the way.
Uh, so with this comp, you literally don't buy any experience until 3-7.
Like, if you look at leveling guide, it'll tell you what to do.
Like, you literally don't buy any experience at the beginning.
You're just saving money, and then at 5 you just roll and find everything.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah, we have a freaking pebble.
Yeah, he's goofy.
I don't know if you touched him.
Yeah, I don't know if we have a pebble in this life.
You're a ghost, I see.
You're a ghost.
Oh, you're a ghost.
Oh, you can see my ghost?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm so sad.
It is so sad.
I actually have some counters to play TFD, but most of people here they don't know the
fucks going on.
Yeah, to be fair, I started playing this game because I was like, oh, this is like a league
that I can play while I'm like walking on the treadmill or like doing something else.
But like, it just takes my full attention.
I don't know, it's like really different though, right?
Huh?
I don't know, it's just me.
Um, it's not, I mean it's just lead characters.
Yeah, I like the characters a lot.
I like the Caitlyn and the spawn of school.
Yeah.
They're set.
I know what I want.
They take it I'm gonna crash out this fucking arie takes what I want every time
Is she going the same company?
Dude, I feel like she was just trying to see what I wanted to try to take it. I did get what I wanted though
I saw that shit elderwood's really good
Diddle sticks. What the hell? Diddle sticks? No! Who said that? I don't know someone.
I don't know. I'm not even leaving. Yeah, you have to walk it up to the top of it.
No, no, no.
I'm going to do that.
I already know you're going to hit top three.
I just want to be top four. I'm hoping to kill this guy.
Yeah, that's all you need for health, dude.
Oh, boy, we just got uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Oh, shit. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Die!
He-he-he.
Two more- or one more person has to die.
What the hell? Oh, no.
Are we fucking serious?
What?
well my woman simulator didn't save I was supposed to down the couch not startle
I have to replay woman's simulator literally after 3D day one
at least I know more like what I'm just doing here.
I don't know, it's the sky.
What would you do if you had a husband?
If you had a husband who at first he seems really nice, but then once you marry him,
he just expects you to just do all of the laundry, clean up everything,
um and basically like um he was supposed to work doesn't have any fun would you
would you still remember the good times you would still fight with them
what would you just I mean like if you try to change it it doesn't change it's
like you just know you know I don't know I love you try right yeah that's
Thanks for the sub!
Oh fuck yeah, I got my L-Star 3 stars.
Yeah, I personally shit my pants.
Yeah, if that happened to me, I would be too much.
I would stay with them.
I would have remembered the good times.
Oh my god I'm so good at this game now, I'm so good at this game now, I'm a brand
They will.
They will, okay, what, what, um,
what right for you right now?
I'm gold three.
No, I mean like, what placement right now?
In the game?
Third place.
Nice!
Yay.
Yo, Ed Fatboy, thank you for the five!
Wow, thank you!
I mean, I'm watching musicians,
this is the only game I'm good at.
I'm about to die.
Actually I gave up actually don't want to play it.
Are you playing wolf and simulator?
Yeah.
Bruh.
I need him alone.
There we go.
Alone be friends.
I need him alone. There we go. Alone befriended.
Oh my god.
If I don't start winning, it's just GG.
What the hell, why can't I go over there?
Ah!
Oh my god, fucking hell, he scares the shit out of me.
Sorry, he just popped out of nowhere.
Dude, leave your husband!
I know, I'm trying.
Leave him.
Call the police.
Watch shit on this bitch.
DIE!
If you're stealing my items!
God damn.
She gets
Take your documents and get the hell out
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