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I
Know
I still got it, baby
Oh my bad, bro.
I don't know how to beat that, I keep feeling like it's yours!
All brought
Enemy has the ball
All brought
Fucking fat enemy halfway to victory
It's the same Spartan!
We have the ball.
Ball broke.
I'm not gonna get anywhere near you.
I like carrying it down.
Damn bro, watch the fucking day!
Enemy Spartans are closing in.
Move on to that and we win!
Now I can sleep here.
Well, like the move, it's just so wonky.
It's not right.
Slag? It's like...
How many of you have explained it?
Round one.
I
Always watch out. He's one shot the ball on my X
Go try aiming.
of
death
of
death
of
What is this?
Lamp.
Get his ass, you need a sniper, bro.
What the fuck is a sniper at?
Where's that ball?
We have the ball!
Ball drunk! We have the ball!
We got Camo!
Ball drunk!
Now let's carry it down!
Oh, the game is shit.
How do I live?
You're such a good game.
Oh, another big shot.
Hey, where's the fuckin' buns? Yeah, you guys are gonna blow up.
Conflict.
I like to see the carry. I like carrying it down.
I have fucking pride. All drunk.
Active killable available.
We have them all. All drunk. We have them all.
keep throwing down the fucking down button
fucking in this
The enemy has the ball.
The ball dropped. Enemy halfway to victory.
enemy has the ball
We have the ball
Ball dropped enemy has the ball
Enemy team nearing victory
ug heat ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly fuck im down
I will never spray myuldedry just fuck your sons
I like to close out of this.
What's up sup?
Hello, hello?
How y'all doing?
What's your goddamn perch happening in here, what do you mean?
It's dark any of better back his background is too dark. Hold on. I had changed this shit
You have brighter background there we go that's so much more inviting, huh
About two day of dark.
How was your day?
It's been a good day so far.
What about you?
Bitcoin dropping fast. Let me see.
Let me see.
I've got 1.3K today in Bitcoin.
My haunts are dating.
I'm about 750 today in Bitcoin.
All those pictures on your desktop, I have no idea.
I don't know why they're there.
I have $50 on white today, please hook a brother up.
Oh, I forgot my hat.
I'm not wearing a hat today.
No hat.
I forgot that shit.
It's fine.
The Angel of Panthi, I don't.
Fallout season finale comes out in 3,040 minutes.
We will be watching.
Okay, man. We'll see.
Why do you look like that? What, man?
So you're gonna bomb RP? I'm not having... did...
What, am I shooting yesterday? I shot it even into yesterday.
The internet went out and then Andrew said it was out till fucking 5 a.m. today.
It was out for like nine hours.
How convenient it was it convenient is annoying because I was winning my Geo Gesser game
Quickly take that time your forehead no bitch
Why why are you looking up yourself?
Fuck spectrum
You now I have a starling cooked up outside. I have a cable plug in my right ready to be plugged into my computer if need be
There that goes out again
No more after
No more.
You know why that, King? No, it's fine. We're good. I want my mic on this side. I like it right here.
As I look this way when I talk, that's better.
What do you have a patch in your forehead that's where my hairline used to be isn't that crazy?
Think about it.
My hairline used to be right here.
Damn.
Damn
Y'all laugh me that's what happened to all y'all, too
I'm the same shit, bro
That's an Epstein files
Well, I went through my Twitter yesterday and I blocked like 50 terms that I'm so sick of seeing I'd like the X the name Epstein
fucking
Shrop, Sneak-o, Clav, whatever the fuck that dude's name.
Kick.
So much, so many of those things, man.
I just fucking, just block the term.
I'm so sick of seeing it.
It's like, I didn't care about the people, whatever.
It's like they fucking had counts
that just tweet, just fucking lies.
Like they just, they take a picture of somebody,
they put the picture there,
and they just blatantly lie and just sit and tweet.
and I was like, so annoyed, blah blah blah, all that shit.
Like 30 minutes doing it.
Why can't you access your main?
It's prep, I guess I forgot the password.
Stay ignorant, bro.
Having fucking, sneak out and mute it on Twitter
is not me staying ignorant.
I just so, motherfuckers just,
That was the other guy that Nick, whatever, I can't remember his last name.
They just say those outlandish things to get clicks.
And I'm just like, I can't stand seeing this.
Like they don't even believe the shit they say, but they're just saying it
because they know it gets engagement.
And I'm so sick of fucking seeing it.
Baltimore, Bonnie blue.
Uh, I have no opinion, bro.
I don't believe they do I think they just say it because they're not entertaining and so they got a resort
So like farming the fucking brain dead
Fucking viewers that will eat that shit up
I didn't get it on Twitter, I didn't either, I chatted, you peed it
I spent way too much time doing it yesterday, but it's worth it
worth it. Hey, I got the muted too. I had all that bullshit muted. I don't know what my Twitter feed is going to be like, but hey, it's going to be beautiful.
You have still painted it's almost gone.
Gotta meet all his friends.
No, I've had so many people immediately on all the
Respectfully a lot of like the only fans girls I've had muted for a while
Because I don't like seeing that shit in public like you'll be spiel public bro
I know this like school to your phone, and there's fucking
Who ha's right in your fucking feet? I'm like, oh my god, but I've needed a long time ago
Y'all over on Twitter and then like you're like watching a video that auto scrolls to the next one
and it's just like a girl getting fucking railed
No, it's terrible man
I won't have that online
I don't know what the shit you thought about Riley Reed, you freaky motherfucker.
I used to love Riley Reed.
Long time ago.
SCP Angry.
I said tier one.
You talking all this shit since you follow Riley Reed, freaky motherfucker.
Can you link me to the account so I can block in two?
What account?
What account?
What a count.
3, 5, 4, 3, 2, 3, 3, 3, 2, 3, 1, 30.
What's that?
I'm coming to use your last mid-god.
Hi, how you doing?
Nice man.
Nice.
I'm such a fucking non-scroll, oh god, I'm a non-scroll.
Wait, what?
Hey, you're trying to stop this car real quick.
Wait, isn't that like a bad...
Isn't that like a...
Whoa.
How do you manage to look like Dil Pickles and have his hairline?
You legit look like the spider under sits bed in Toy Story 1.
Whoa.
What's that?
What's the nuts?
Wait, what?
There's a piano, bro.
Well, who told you that Nuts wasn't me?
Is that what people are...
No, I'm not a bad father.
No, bro, no, no, no, no.
What?
I'm not allowed to leave, bro!
No, no, no! I got a whole girl coming down!
Okay, okay!
I'm not timing at all!
I'm meant to say twat, I'm meant to say twat.
Okay, that works, that also works.
That's on me, fuck, that makes more sense.
I'm not on that at all, bro.
Okay, cool.
Anyway, move it on, quick, quick, quick.
I'm not on your arm, bro.
Bro.
Are you finally homeless?
Were you kicked out of your apartment?
Could you get your shit together LeMond for fuck's sake?
Um, I'm not kicked out, but I think I'm gonna cancel my lease tomorrow for my apartment.
I have like 90 days after I cancel it to be there.
Uh, fucking internet's dog shit, I hate it there. I wanna move.
So I'm gonna move some rows.
Are you going I'm gonna buy a house somewhere
Put the apartment right in Bitcoin. I'm crying. I'm not a victim
I actually just sick of that fucking apartment like yesterday was like a final straw is I'm just I
Literally it's just the internet and so shit and I can't take it. I don't even like the place
I was just too lazy to move
Buying a house with a tetris willing job on buy house with the $1800 that I got for the Tetris winnings
No, it's fucking Bitcoin winnings though, bro give this shit a couple months. That's I'm gonna make a good 13 grand for Bitcoin
I'm gonna go to the house
You make a reservation now
Hell
So far in something buying a house, right?
Well, I do not care. I can't put my subs, but I do not care about
Subs, it's not worth it by money
for real for real I
Care about my son that only run you stopped. I fuck with you. Don't get me wrong
Where else is getting off? Sponsorships, man.
Ad revenue.
The housing question that you're buying.
You know this is a complete house, it wouldn't be bad.
Cancel your lease? Your legit, so lucky, Tyler is legit a safety net on you entire life.
I can't believe he's a father of three.
I mean
1800 what do you mean? You said you would give second place the money if you won
I'll recall that
It's good a 30% tax on crypto gains under one year wait really
I don't ask Angela for a while
So you are homeless for God's sake you troddle about I'm not homeless care about
your sums you can't care about your appearance even where is your orange hat
did you pull it off shut the fuck up man
you seen this
You really put right that on there and throw it in the trash and take a picture, bro.
You're no longer allowed to make fun of fat people.
Look at yourself, tubby.
Not fat, man.
At least get a house close to me at school.
Yeah, that's also a reason why.
I'm so far.
I'm sorry to get any word from any school.
I hate myself so much.
I'm on the panel.
Because I'm tired of driving fucking...
Dude, days where I need getting her to and from school,
it's like a four-hour adventure a day.
It's terrible.
It's like...
I wouldn't say four hours, it's exaggeration.
Three hours.
Roll rig to tournament to pay rent tough scenes.
Oh my goodness
How long is the drives um
Like 40 minutes plus traffic one way what is that ground stain on your forehead?
45 minutes
You look like this no, I don't know I do not man
How much can you be lazy fuck to drop the kid off at school a for work?
Sure, but that's like I gotta go home and then I got to go all the way back later to pick her up
So it's like a four times a day thing. No, it's just AIDS
I'm gonna drop that down a little bit. It's like 1520 would be bad
I
Also, bro, I think you guys are actually fucking retarded infest the place with roaches and then bounce nice
My mom's liver got kicked out if you need a place to stay I'm good, bro
Suddenly it all makes sense selling the Tesla. Oh molest pouring off your clothing
You've picked up a drug habits. I knew it. Okay. I like are you genuinely retarded keys answers for me like you think for you type
Are you just a fucking are you just like brain dead like just fucking going through the motions like a fucking ant?
I swear you are
Go on type cat because you're actually fucking stupid
You generally brothers is like when do I sounds broke stupid fuck? It's hard to get any word in with this clown
I hate you.
He doesn't know how strict custody works.
Do you like Lawies?
Oh, damn.
Yeah.
Hey, man, you okay? I'm great, bro.
43 old man, complaint about receiving 20 in...
Shesh.
I like DSP clips are my favorite, bro.
Let me watch this.
Keep this alert.
You're all busy, everything okay?
Actually I had the best session of Call of Duty blockout 7 I've ever had.
I don't see you mate, shut up I don't see you mate in the back of the head.
That is not an exaggeration.
Oh my god!
single match I was in like the top three oh my god and I had a positive kill
death ratio I don't even want to look at my kill death ratio cuz I know it's
terrible I know I'm doing awful sometimes I had two times almost three
times kill death ratio I was absolutely positively tearing it up today
That's not what I wanted to do, particularly with the LMG.
What an idiot, you walked right by me.
It sucks, my mouse hit the side here, I gotta move.
My mouse hit the side and I couldn't aim.
But even when I was swapping to my alternate, my handgun to do that daily challenge, when
I was trying to do things, just basically everything was kicking ass.
Seriously.
Oh my God. I can't see. Oh my God, that guy's just spraying and it wouldn't show his name
so I couldn't aim for him. I was just going crazy and the thing is people that were there
were cheering for me and were like, yeah, good job and the attendance was good. But
during the entire time I played Call of Duty, that was three hours of Black Ops
seven today I only got like $20 of support that's not an exaggeration it
was like three hours of game like 20 bucks of support no one supports Call of
Duty seriously it's it's bad it's to the point now we're like I've tried playing
Black Ops 7 so many times like three or four different times and it keeps
just not getting supported I'm done with it and the thing is that's a shame I
I had a great time playing it today.
I really did.
I got better at it.
I unlocked new things I wanted to try,
like a Kimbo SMGs and other things.
I can't keep feeling this game
when no one wants to support it.
I just can't.
I'm sorry, you know?
So after Black Ops 7 ended,
we did DSP TriZip,
the Shake Shack Korean barbecue menu that just launched,
and I tried the burger,
the chicken bites and the cheese and barbecue fries.
Yes, it does have a...
But here's the funny part.
I finished playing Black Ops 7.
I start doing DSP TriZit, over $20 support comes in.
So people supported in droves for the morning show
and then for DSP TriZit, but no one wanted Black Ops 7.
So listen, I hear you loud and clear.
That's enough for me.
I'm not gonna keep playing it
If no one really wants it and certainly doesn't want to support it, so that's the last hurrah for Black Ops 7, which is a shame again
I like the game. I don't love it
I think it is one of the worst call of duties I've played but it's still silly fun
Especially now with my new setup being able to control it well and everything. Oh
I'm reloading
I wanted to throw my grenade and I hit reload son of a bitch. I enjoy playing it
But I can't make you guys like it so I'm done trying okay like I mean it's like one times two times three times
four times I've tried this okay so enjoy the final gameplay it's really good
you'll see me tear it up get crazy kill streaks and just go crazy on all the
opposition we won how'd I do oh I had a positive killed in ratio I didn't have
that impression the whole game I thought I was going to be doing terribly and I
actually did good all right
call did he so asked
Cisco is it better yes it is well come on yes it fucking is Cisco clears
See let's go clears that shit all dude he is so bad
You make me your fucking what night highlights how you still play for
Lots killed this game
I'm in the team with the dogs out home, chill in my spot with the clothes out home, shot
I
Want to play Roblox today, I want to play on
Something I could watch this
I
Tyler clip
Wait the comedy Russell removed comedy from his name and it just rustling out
Only wait that I look you such a smart move because you were fucking lying people in that name
It would a click is free. There'd be no comedy at all
It's like depression and then sorrow
Because you just felt sorry for a damn actually a smart rebrand. I respect it
What we money what up bro? How you doing man?
This is a funny DSP clip it's a more support if we're gonna do that number two over on kick
We've got one person who supported all right step dad, and it was one cell
So from now on I'm gonna be very abundantly clear with all of you on kick
Don't ever ask anything of me ever again
Don't ask for me to add you messages, new emotes, pop ups, nothing.
Because until people on kick actually support the content, you get nothing.
The YouTube side, you guys have been incredibly supportive and nice people.
But the kick side just sits here whining, bitching, complaining about things, wanting more, and doesn't support.
So you get nothing, okay?
Unless we get 50 subs by the end of tonight, now it will be 49,
you're never getting text messages in your moral support ever again.
so you got an hour left get to it or shut the fuck up forever we're not gonna
listen to you what does he stream on twitch I've never clicked on a DSP
lot of whining people demanding people spell it possum or me man yeah no you
why doesn't she my that twitch
I don't know if he's like multi-streaming everywhere, bad for what?
He jerked it live.
ever ago though
like wasn't that like ten years ago no way you said that well I thought it was
like an accident like he got like he forgot to turn his camera off
Man, fuck it.
Never been in accident, she'd be banned for 10 years.
Don't really fucking creep with the fuck.
Yes, no way.
He just able to channel, oh.
Alright, whip your cock out, buddy.
All I'm saying is it was an accident.
You said I could come one earlier.
You said I could not just get a worm or two.
Dude, it's sketchy out here.
I want to go wash my face.
I came here just to see you guys.
You said I could go with you.
Trumbling in a fight, I'm coming in.
What's your profile picture bro? So you sit this link saying no dimmy clip today but I
see your profile man. I see that profile picture. Not guy being. What are you man?
Don't fucking vanish
You are a bro you are a grown man. What is that problem? No, I'm actually looking at it. What the fuck is that profile picture?
I'm a hippie trailhead for something I'm a strange lady. She made me nervous. She took me in and gave me breakfast.
I
community fell off and glue me will stop bending weaves
Chats not mad bro we're just listen last time we didn't press somebody about
this look what happened what it are you actually curious man
You got you got to you got to change your profile picture dog
Come on, I don't know how old you are but I do know you are way too damn old to have that extra profile picture straight up
Come on for a lock-in
That's my profile picture. I'm not pressed. I'm just Muslim race
Oh my hat hasn't been on the floor.
Yo, don't do that shit.
I'm doing this.
Oh my hat hasn't been on the floor.
Yo, don't do that shit.
No.
So you were done if you died?
Well, I fucked him live. Okay. Are you new here? I lie a lot get used to it man. Okay. I lie
Angela how do I use this?
Angela
How do I use this
I ordered this sugar a week ago.
Gelatin Frog, are you here?
I actually don't know what to do.
Do I need like an oil for it?
You look like someone dunked the top of your head in glue and then rolled it around on
the dusty floor.
You are repulsive and you are chopped.
This is not going to do anything.
Are you getting out to drunken for fucks sake of the night?
If you're a girl, right?
Get it together.
I got someone in your clips.
What do I do?
to wash it then wash your face and apply moisturizer and serums. That's too fucking much. I already
shower today. So me just doing this does nothing.
You need snake oil?
Fucking swat up, spend more money.
What is snake oil?
Trilling bro, I use those daily you got a microwave it for a minute first
He doesn't get it
What's so funny? What do you mean? Oh my god, it's up laughing at me, bro. What I don't get it. Tell me
You're so stupid
The snake oil retard
The fraud fraudulent worthless cure are easily the dumbest person I've ever seen
Travelling me
NABRO was really homeschooled and the home was a Toyota Corolla missing its fender.
Stacey, what is this deal?
Wait-Up is that his front door ha ha ha ha ha motel 6 trash internet ha ha ha had to move in and now you're homeless.
What's that? A gooshua? What is that?
Here's some advice for male skin care, head to the fucking oil fields and do a hard day's work.
Drag it from here down your neck.
This is pathetic buying this shit.
Like this?
I can't transfer it to you, you're not fat.
This is a fucking scam, bro.
Fuck you, Dalton.
I'll never listen to my girl viewers again.
I'm bad at it.
It's hard to get any word in with this clown.
Stacey, did you tell him that none of this works unless he first inserts the Jade rod into his anus?
That work? I don't have audio.
You'd rather just act like you wash your face.
And get the ozempic.
At Palmer College, we don't just teach you chiropractic. We lead the profession.
With unmatched hair.
But it will not work for me.
Here are four easy facial roller massages for puffy faces.
Today, we're using the Timi Rose Quartz Facial Roller.
Just look at that beauty.
Always moisturize beforehand with your favorite facial oil.
Use gentle pressure and repeat each motion a minimum of three to six times.
No way that works.
Is this what you're trying to do with snacks?
Happy rolling.
The guy that looks maxing, thinks a lot.
God. I do hear a guy saying that. That's just...
What a fucking loser.
Why shit pisses me off when I see that? I don't know why I get so mad I see that.
Better video?
What up cat?
How we doing?
I
These things are a scam designed by Chinese sellers on Ali express etc. They're about $1 to buy a full set in China
Then they sell them in America to retards for $50
You're up to to one of CS. What are you talking about, bro?
How much did it cost nine dollars What are these nuts?
How you doing?
You literally have to do meth to look max go ahead and get some.
Take reddit inject aquilics if you actually want hollowed cheeks and emphatic drainage.
I'm good bro.
I'm fucking 30 years old.
Fuck.
Excuse me.
I don't want to be a snitch by just seeing this guy defining the things.
you
you
you
you
you
And then we're going to grab this leg and we're going to...
Today I'm going to attempt to shotgun three four logos.
All three are 23.5 fluid ounce cans and 12% alcohol by volume.
This one's fruit punch, this one's watermelon, and this one's peach.
We're all full cans, no holes, no tricks, just three full cans for a long time, pretty cold.
Let's get started.
I
Shit rocky you do I was he rocked
Make a full local two-secks
Well, you got your black dot outside.
doing this. None of you in here could do this. I'm looking at you and you're going to even
shot them one full echo. I don't have these flavors over there. I'm looking at you and
you're going to punch in peach. I can only find those. It's not a big selection. I
only have like pineapple and blue. No way, bro. That shit is hard. I couldn't easily
know what. I haven't seen those though. Can you? No. I don't know how long I should
be playing. In college. I'm feeling good. He's blacked out in 15 minutes.
It's hard to get anywhere you would display.
Anything less than 30% does not count as alcohol-eric.
Yeah, it's only been an hour, but I want my fastest fuck.
All right, we're going to, uh, I want to play Roblox.
Sorry, I need Roblox, small and easy.
For the love of God, please unbound my buddy, Dumpstarz.
He caught a perm during the log-cutting stream, and I've been advocating for his
freedom for like two weeks now.
Oh, God, I always forget my Roblox account, man.
Yes man, you don't need to be on road locks. Get to league.
Now I did some different things today.
Ah, I can't remember my password.
Have you thought about training for the Special Olympics for long cutting?
One second.
My feet don't touch the ground, but it's so fucking weird.
Oh, yes, can't see the fuck, whatever.
Oh yes, can't see the fuck, whatever.
I'm a terrible Oreo.
Alright, shut up.
Umm...
But I hate these new captures, I'm too dumb for this shit, actually.
You comment on people's anime profile pictures and 10 minutes later you are logging into Roblox
as a 30 year old.
It's time to set an example for your community and uninstall the game.
I
Will box for everybody
These arrows connect the same two icons with the dotted lines. I don't want to think like this
That hurt three times.
At least show us the capture it's content you retard.
The only people playing Roblox over the age of 30 are the Kari type people.
Get the fuck off this game.
I'll joke you're sub 70 IQ don't not
They're not sending me a code I just want to play Roblox man
Maybe it's a spare?
Yes, your arch-haters know you more than you know your own self.
Wait a minute, you made fun of someone playing Fortnite.
But here you're playing Roblox. A game that meant for kids under 13.
Please chill chat. Eric is just trying to slow Bergen moving in with Angela. Don't blow his cover.
Eric, I hope you're doing good, man. I don't know many 30-year-olds who bounce couch to couch. So you prob aren't. Hope it gets better.
Shut up, man.
Is he going to have a Roblox account I can use?
We better not see you chatting the games or he'll report you.
I'm just going to make another one for you, I do this every time I play Roblox.
I always forget my account name and password.
You're a grown man with a daughter.
Playing Roblox at that stage of life is weird champ creep.
Have you thought about selling your permanent residence at the Motel 6 and just moving
in with your girl Angela?
Dada Amandarin.
Okay, I'm on what's that what's the spelling be
What's on everyone does what's the best one roll your 30 shut up
No one here plays that shit that's cap
Just to impress is a good ass game too man.
Spell Japan.
This is the right one.
No, no, no.
This is the right one.
Spell Rainbow.
I don't know what it is.
Oh, I saw, I saw a clip on TikTok of Keso playing.
I want to play that one, but I don't know what it's called.
Right, there you go. Okay, which one?
Proposition for you and chat.
You can skip GeoGuess and only GeoGuess once you arrive to it after beating CS and Euf without skipping.
if you chug a single fall ago
you can do this as many times as you wish
it's hard to get any word in with this clown
here we go
time for you to get cooked by five-year-olds playing on their mom's eyes
Oh, I'm so fucking...
Do they like to keep pictures?
Serious?
I c-
Who could I call and ask?
Who would know this?
Who the fuck plays Roblox?
I know.
Is it loyal now?
Is loyal still alive?
Swallow the fucking nose!
hey man can you help me with something really quick I'm about to make so much
money oh hey man can you help me with something
yo yo really quick I'm playing I'm trying to play this Roblox spelling bee
game man but I don't know what it's called it's one that K-cell was playing
you have to play what Roblox spelling bee oh yeah I can link you thank you yeah
I got you
It should just be this one me if it's the one at everyone place there you go
How does it feel knowing this oil is healthier than you now?
Why are you copying Kato
Huh, I don't have the old mother cow damn it. All right, man. Thank you. Well, you don't need some account
Oh sure. I got you. What do you mean you don't have enough, oh you want like Mike?
I don't care, no I don't care about the Mike. Oh okay wait let me see. But it's a daddy
a 20 day old account. Oh sure, okay he keeps my login, that's it. I need to remember
or my Roblox login is uh...
That's how I was, I think I can do one.
You have to make a whole new account?
I don't remember my shit.
I use every time I play Roblox, I make a whole new account.
Okay, please don't leak my fucking account.
I won't, I won't.
Alright, wait. I'm gonna change my password real quick.
Well, I don't trust you. It's just...
You know?
I get it.
How do I even change my password?
Oh, right here.
Um...
There.
Why was your unblocked account banned, Eric?
Chat needs an answer, Rerek.
There.
All right, thank you. I appreciate it welcome. Yeah
It's every stream you are never prepared for anything in your fucking life
You just bedrock and scratch your ass all day and you do all of your stream prep while one stream
You are so fucking stupid in the salon
The gauntlet is a joke and you're nothing in life without a woman cooking for you and carrying your fat ass in every aspect, bitch.
Wait, fuck.
This is, well, a fucking code.
Oh my god
You can use your robux freely how much robux does he have?
I'm gonna get this one too. Oh, we're about to go insane. What's this? I don't want to bother him again. I feel like such a prick
Gee
I feel like a dickhead.
OHHHHHH!
What is this game?
I shoulda used the fountain a little bit after.
It needs a coat.
Oh fuck, where's my phone? I don't know what it comes from.
What's that? What's that?
My bad, man.
Okay, all right, here we go, spelling.
I'm not sure what he's talking about.
Oh, blocks.
You little thielkiller.
The fuck?
The next word is...
Cup.
Cup.
Cup.
Cup.
Cup.
Cup.
Cup.
Cup.
Cup.
Cup.
Cup.
Cup.
Cup.
Cup.
I got this shit, bro.
Spell run.
Well, why are these words so easy?
Your word is suck.
Is this me? Ewww!
Alright, can you spell I?
Your word is star.
I got this.
Your word is big.
Alright, try spelling tree.
Can you spell fish?
Your next word is us.
Your word is foot.
Please spell tap.
Your next word is candy.
All right, try spelling gold.
Please spell sit.
I thought these words would be a little harder.
Please spell cat.
All right, can you spell snow?
Your next word is tank.
your next word is duck wait all right can you spell do you fucking work bro
spell hand your word is water
We have to settle the life for difficulty.
Hello guys. Hello, hello people. Hello.
Am I blind? Hello.
Thank you, man. I appreciate that.
What the f***? What?
Your next word is corticopontocerebellar.
Next up, orotata phosphoribosyltransferase.
Orotata phosphoribosyltransferase.
Please spell, Yuvalopalatoferingoplasty.
Oh, wait, oh, oh, you piss off God.
You'll see what he does.
Okay, maybe we don't go to this part of the line.
The next word is thyroparathyroidectomy.
All right, try spelling Lymphangioleomyomatosis.
Corrine Bacterium Pseudotuberculosis
Your next word is Sphygmomanometer
Spell Anti-Zero-Felmen
Please spell Hematospectrophotometrically.
Your next word is Pseudo-Rombic-Ubacca-Hedron.
Next up, Dehydro-Theodoluidine.
Your word is Nona Nona Contenonactenonaliga.
All right, can you spell Sphenopalatin ganglioneralgia?
All right, try spelling psychoneuroendocrinological.
Neuroendocrinological
Yeah, uh, we're gonna go to easier difficulty
Let's be real. These are all words from a medical thesaurus go one down on difficulty
The one down on difficulty can you spell residential? This is perfect. I don't know how to spell that
All right, try spelling heritage All right, try spelling significance
Spell mistletoe The next word is proclamation.
Can you spell metabolism?
I'm scared for this, bro.
Fuck, this is gonna be bad.
No, I was wondering if I could get to go to the school...
All right, can you spell Christmas?
All right, spell translucent.
The next word is gratitude.
Please be an easy fucking word. Please, I'm begging.
Please spell surrogate.
Please spell technological.
The next word is personnel.
Your word is detrimental.
alright try spelling atmospheric
alright try spelling abhorrent
All right, try spelling euphoria
Next up, featherweight
Featherweight.
Is that guy stupid?
Your word is transportation.
Oh.
It's hard to get any word in with this crap.
Alright, try spelling gastronomic.
Spell Humanitarian.
Next up, Apostrophe.
I know how to spell it, man.
What?
It's hard to get any word in with this clown.
Can you spell hexagonal?
No, you just skip, bro.
Just skip.
Let's get...
Spell separation.
Next up, scholarship.
Can you spell consumption?
Alright, can you spell pestilence?
Pestilence.
All right, try spelling Aegis.
All right, can you spell optimism?
Your next word is favorable.
Your next word is Disappointment.
Alright try spelling pomegranate.
Yeah, you don't got this bro, you don't got it.
Your word is Limousine.
Limousine, I don't have time bro, give me more time.
The next word is, Thesaurus.
Bro, how you gonna give me fucking four seconds?
You're putting on the fucking spot, man.
All right, try spelling commodity.
Next up, Grand DeliQuant.
Alright, can you spell soliloquy?
Soliloquy.
All right, can you spell ambiguous?
Spell, Elysian.
How do you...
Elysian.
Can you spell bogulunfini?
Google Unfiney.
Your next word is...
So I'll let you talk, you watched.
Was the guy as retarded as you?
It's got to be...
This guy is not going to unspell it.
GG.
This is the one.
The next word is Syllapses.
Oh!
Please spell agoraphobic.
Bro, none of you guys are here. No way.
What about you guys were all typing before? The answer? No, none of you are.
Please spell consanguine. All the guesses did.
Wait, what?
Consanguine.
Please spell astigmatism.
What was I just on right there?
Let's do randomizer.
Can you spell gentrification?
Next up, superferromagnetism.
I could spell that.
Can you spell chargogogog man chogogog chawbunagun gamog?
I won!
Your next word is forbid.
All right, try spelling spectrophotofluorometry.
I like this one, the randomizer.
Spell, Condromix-O-Humanjo-Endothelios-Arcoma.
All right, can you spell lipidupturology?
Come on, man, spell the word.
Dummy.
Spell concentration.
Our next word is martyrdom.
Alright spell Elo Gafushu Hippopokunurius.
All right, can you spell photo reconnaissance?
The next word is tank.
Your word is laryngotrycheobronchitis.
Laryngo tracheobronchitis
All right spell Ruby
You fucking serious?
Fuck you putting emote only for her, huh?
All right, try spelling pugnacious
One more.
Your next word is prestigious.
Oh, I know that one. Spell, Chalangio pancreatography.
Fucking serious, bro. That's crazy, by the way.
He must have crashed, yeah, must have crashed.
Yo, so this guy has been asking me for fucking weeks if I could just play Binding of Isaacs.
A couple rounds of Binding of Isaac.
So, just one guy in chat, I'm gonna play a couple rounds of Binding of Isaacs for him, bro.
He's been asking me for weeks.
If I win a body of Isaac, I get a skip to Tekken.
What the hell is that?
What do I normally play on normal?
It's hard.
I like Magdalen.
I like Magdalen.
I don't remember how to play.
Am I lagging?
Am I... Is it fine?
Is there an FPS lag or no?
Seems good. Alright, just on my end.
I don't want him to play.
Wait.
I
That good
Sweet suffering
Nice!
Stop calling me Northern Limit!
And I have to play this in months.
I've been playing this for like 12 straight hours.
Let's try this shit, Eric.
That's how I hype that beat.
Oh my god!
Those are warm up. I ain't playin' a while.
the boss get off this fucking game I am going to pop the blood vessel I swear to God
If you fight that bad you're gonna pop a blood vessel, man.
Oh, I can't get it!
People say this like a jump, right?
Hold R.
Oh, something good.
Oh, I like this helper I have.
He's nice.
Take a pat it to the face and shut the fuck up for once in your miserable life.
What the fuck?
I
Percent leaders, that's it
I like to bomb
I don't even know what you're talking about.
Where'd these fucking moves?
Is that good?
Got to lick them all.
Did you buy DLC?
I don't know.
I'm coming back to that.
That's indeed a free item, right?
I don't know what this licking thing does.
You look hard.
Oh
Two prayers for the lost
Alright, let's go back.
Can you play a new game by this dev?
What is it?
What?
Did this just attack me?
Something good.
Breathe, I deserve it.
Breathe.
I'm gonna try this.
Please.
He hasn't ruined it.
Isn't that the one that just makes stuff...
He took it?
This is not where I get hit, like, drop bombs everywhere.
How many uses bomb?
What is that?
I will never leave you.
How do I use it?
I
Won't this
Shoot up
Good
I like this one
Oh, yeah, now it's like the Cluttle Maniac.
Oh, yeah.
What's this?
I want you to hit me.
You need a wheelchair or such a good chat son?
What is that charge going to do?
I don't mind, I know.
Fuck yeah.
Nice.
I'm actually gonna win this.
I don't see how I lose
Chaos one with like my a castle thing
Three health it's so good. It's okay. If I take a hit I can steal it. You know
We don't care
Come on something good
Mushroom
Oh
I don't really hate when I get a decent one, huh?
What is that?
Oh, no!
What is that petrified poop doing?
dreams apparently funny man got a fucking comedian here
I don't know.
Oh.
No plus range plus shot speed up. Nice. Ooh!
Hey, this is the only help you will get.
Tell the boss I have to turn on item descriptions.
I am tired of watching you pick up shititems.
Temporary demon form?
Oh, I don't want that.
I ran out of my clothes to keep prescription today me and all my imaginary
friends are enjoying the sea bob stream wow those were terrible hey why just
I'm going in.
It's crawling around the storehead. Stop! Wicked me out.
I'm pretty strong though, PBH.
I think I can hit here on purpose.
Yep.
Ooh.
Yep, now it's a play.
Turn on show item hug!
There we go.
There we go.
This doesn't look like CPS, more on check, please check, and check, please, last check.
Oh, just one.
I
What is this
I'm pretty strong though.
What is that?
Touch fuzzy get busy
Please be something good in here Matt I need it. Oh it's like the rich
Please an egg. What is that?
Oh shit!
Let's shake!
Hmm.
Nah.
Thank you.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I dare get hit here, just once.
Another mine?
Staple damage?
Oh, okay, we take that.
I'll take that.
Where's my health?
It's this. I've never seen this before.
Good
I wish you got to like fucking help a little bit, you know I'm participating the game that's why I'm streaming it
I'm going to show you how to do it.
Hold F and R together to show Island description.
Hold F and R together to show Island description.
Could you take a 14 inch penis?
My HP fucks the whole run
What's this death mine is like yeah
It's like Yowlric's game based on a suit.
Come on, something good, please!
Yes, that's good!
That's a little buddy.
Nice
What fucking strong
Wait, I already have that.
Let us get the same one twice
Do they stack it's bigger now
So dumb I'm not dumb I'm not I don't
That doesn't make me dumb.
Oh my god, holy shit, I'm actually fucking rich.
Look at that damage, GG.
Oh
Oh my god my own perk is killing me!
Reusable soul protection.
I like the health one better.
The heart's better.
We need IQ test.
Can you find what you desire?
You never miss your goal. Okay, we're gonna use this
My ways to all that I'm gonna save that
Oh my mom
Here's size plus range up nice
Then we're really gonna second try this I got a big ass head
I
Wasn't
There's everything in this I do one whole heart I damage
Can we can't see items? I don't know where to put it.
I got someone motherfucking Brad.
does he know? do i know what? wait it should have been 29 minutes!
What a god let me join your call no
Oh, bitch.
What's that?
So if you really need to get a health up, okay?
That run was shit anyway honestly. The fact that I made it as far as crazy. Those items were so bad.
What's the red one do?
I thought they added a feature so you could see what items it was.
Russell had it.
I'm not going to stop my protection.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Holy shuck, these flies are annoying.
I'll tell you if you unbanned me in Russell's chat, what do you do to get banned?
dog food oh we're going HP built
Wait, I can't get in the other building because I don't have a key!
Wait, fuck!
No, no, I'm...
Those are good!
That's so good!
How long would you say once full run takes?
All right.
I need to look for my shade.
Can you send me a group of people please?
What do you mean, man?
I need to look for my shame, he's sitting in a group of people bleeds.
What do you mean man?
Put an egg in the microwave, I'll help you.
of
I
Just in this
Oh, come on, guys. Looks like you.
Make this channel.
I've got time I was playing Call of Duty and some fucking guys.
These are my games that I hate-mated in.
He was like reporting me and shit for hate mating.
Oh my god, I'm so bad.
Scatters are rough.
I'm sure the guy that was begging me to play this today is not even in the stream.
I'm the guy who was so mad that we were filming the bathtub and he had thousands of people
walk in the same door. Oh yeah.
How the fuck do I hit him?
I love you, I'm fucking weak!
This is mom's shoe.
Crash garbage.
I want something like oh fucking peace.
I really don't ask for much.
Don't you think it's Northern Lion's brain?
Oh
What's that I don't think I've ever seen this man
Those items aren't even good.
My heart's better.
Am I wrong?
My heart is actually better.
I'll try it.
He's so dead
Oh my god please don't kill me
Oh
I'm hungry.
What is that?
Is this good?
What is that? This is good?
Chub chub.
There's steam workshop and now an external item description.
I'm too lazy for all that.
Oh my god!
Oh, I'm just kidding.
She's gonna die, please, please.
Oh, I'm just kidding!
She's gonna die, please, please!
Oh, this Chet Chat is so shit!
Is he still good?
health please please i'm begging nothing are you serious
I have a fucking question mark on my head.
Here you go.
Q-Heads left!
You're actually fucking useless.
Help.
is. Nope.
What is act what actually does a stupid judge I do like it's good, but it's shit
Mass room damage?
Oh, I got jump.
I'm gonna give it a cool and it's infinite too.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't fucking know.
I'm gonna go jump.
Okay, not bad.
Pretty sure I'm one hit, by the way.
Wait, let's go back.
I might be gonna jump and get some stuff
Nervous chat
I'm pretty sure I'm one hit
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Oh
Oh
And those did be hanging
$100 me I'm good
You know what I've got the sub one place game, bro. We want to go back to that
Well, I just received a bad stop when you came and subbed.
Well, I'm playing it. Are you serious?
They're begging me to sub the site to Gauntlet.
Well, I get no subs. Why do they need to sub the site to Gauntlet?
Hello, Eric. E-Money Enterprises here.
We noticed this isn't the gauntlet of the binding of Isaac.
Isaac. It appears you are using your maximum of one variety stream during this gauntlet.
We are waiting for variety games. How about some Tutor? Or maybe some Pluckpaw win? How
about some Heggen? This shit is getting boring. Use your variety day wisely.
Is that just right, man?
Never go forward, Tom Derek.
That's a cute little puppy his ass.
Wait.
It's not that they've got fun!
Help up! Nice!
Oh, yeah, I'm strong.
Nice! More health.
Looking extra ugly today? You fucking idiot.
Okay, now what?
This guy is like the client software, which, crying face emojis.
I'm fucking not.
I can admit what I'm wrong.
Come on. What is that? HP up plus speed down plus you feel, feel what?
What about 8 P.I. have?
I'm smart
I didn't know I could use the block
That's pretty cool.
How much health I have though?
I'm not dying.
You see, you can't hit IT.
Higher at 221.
You've never said IT had to be hard work, just because you had to cut IT in half.
So buy a software log and get back to work.
Pirate of software, 221.
Stop!
That fucking pirate software!
I took the hits on purpose, I'm not worried about it.
We're gonna find more health.
Update for me, money enterprises.
Fine, if you don't want to play Tune Town, Club, Pendlin, or Peggle, your final option
is Battle Block Theater with Darion.
Again, this is your final option, which is Battle Block Theater with Darion.
If not, you must return to the gauntlet now.
The fuck is that a box?
You twice, Peter.
We are counting on you.
My god, that damage.
You're worse than pirate software.
At least pirate software has progress on this shit game.
You massage the log for 24 hours and scan the puzzle.
Fuck you, bro. Seriously.
Holy fuck.
This way, health doesn't matter. Look at my health already.
What the fuck you got in that 40 gold?
I think this cord real quick.
Alright.
Nice man.
Nice man.
hold on. nice! what a lot dude.
Can I get on those coins?
Maybe something useless, fuck?
Oh my god, more HP!
Fuck yeah!
Don't call me e-gimme.
Fuck off.
I
Don't really need this jump
I'm gonna go back and get in this one thing we'll go up here
Help oh my god
Oh my god
Oh
This is not permanent is it
Oh shit, they did.
You're lucky, don't you matter if I stand on these.
Maybe I should kill out a little bit.
I want that.
Am I dumb?
I have no regeneration on that one.
Northern Lion will do an entire run from start to finish on one heart while
bantering and telling stories. You struggle to beat the basement in 30
minutes. How many hours does it have in the fucking game buddy? You are not the same.
You gonna play me a Tetris though?
the
I
Want to fucking jump on you
I have not felt like being in mind is anyone else like this like the past like two months man
I don't want to be on my computer
toxic blood
They're good
I'm good.
I got two.
Fucking kill it!
Chug, fucking do something!
Chug Chug, what the fuck your name is?
Do something!
Oh, it really switched to spikes at the last second.
Oh, it really switched to spikes at the last second.
I'm not ready for the boss.
I'm not ready for the boss.
I
Got the house
I need something bro, please
Please!
I'm pretty sure I'm fighting mom now.
50% off.
Where's the shop?
Trying to find a dad first?
You're so funny, bro.
I fucked him.
I'm gonna stick it right here.
Tana, don't die again.
I lost.
I
Don't
Damn it!
Yeah, I'm starving.
Died!
I don't think ten hearts.
Time to play some real games.
Battleground Theater is calling your name.
You are wasting your one variety stream on Niza.
Get to it.
I'm not going to allow you to water.
Mirby.
I'm not drinking four locos, man.
I'm not a evicted, I'm not a couch surfer man, I'm not a couch surfer man, I'm not a
I'm sure me here so my internet stops effing
I'm a headache
Almost having a computer man. She's giving me a headache
What is this? Dark Souls remastered. I'm good. You gave us a headache? I gave you a headache man?
What game are you on? I just got here. I've been doing a variety so far. I've played Roblox and I played Bunny by Zic. I haven't played... oh, yeah.
you
30 o'clock, get that two people.
All right, last game.
The user reviews surely it's not a virus, it's gonna be ass, 30 bucks is crazy.
The more weight you gain, the bigger your forehand is, fuck you.
You're just mad that I have an Afro and you don't.
My crypto wallet.
Let me see my crypto.
How much am I up?
I'm down $694.
may I peak that minus 1.8K?
I'll show you that I'm not lying.
Please add this, that Bitcoin is the easiest money life it is.
You don't make it in a day, man.
This game needs a controller for the best experience.
I know your dumb ass is keeping the Bitcoin on an exchange and not in a cold wallet.
Idiot.
You have no songs to download?
Get it?
Get to download the songs?
If you were a fish you would be the one that sucks the grime off the glass.
You are a bottom-feeding bitch, loser.
How do I add a song?
At least have stuck in the target.
They're here money either way no they didn't I'm refunding this shit
You'll come with the songs I don't know to add songs you're not gonna tell me how
How?
I'm not doubting my own songs.
The game is too difficult.
I'm gonna play one more game.
I'm gonna play one more game.
I'm coming down from the back. That sounds so fucking good.
from A to B. He's jumping with the stuff. They enshrine their heads a lot to see.
Of course.
Of course.
Play this?
No.
play this no
hello the consciousness transfer procedure has begun in accordance with
the insurance protocol your accident report has been registered in our system
I am the voice. Your first task is simple. Before she finishes counting to 10, you must find her.
Voice says find the double fuses in the red room.
Find equals no bro. It looks so scary man. I don't want to be scared.
I think I'm gonna have to go back to my room and get some rest.
Can it would play it? No, he fucking won it. He plays Mario games.
Put some effort into your job, Christ.
I
Was it called
What a game called
If you want to tech and turn it, that'd be fun.
I'd get shit on.
I'll show us the two triples for it.
Have you ever made a dating app profile?
Yeah? Fucking, how did I add one?
Shit's a waste of, I would literally sit there and swipe,
yes, on every single person.
And then if I match someone,
and I thought they were ugly or whatever,
I would just unmatch them.
That's the way you do it though.
And then you like everybody and then you sort through it
later.
Because you know, sometimes when you make an exception, you like Nick the Ruddly, but you can talk to him and Nick the Cool, you know?
Yeah, I was fucking desperate. The fuck? I was in college. Who isn't?
Uh.
Hello.
The consciousness transfer procedure has begun in accordance with the insurance protocol.
Your accident report has been registered in our system.
I am the voice to complete the process successfully. All you need to do is follow my instructions
Any deviation will result in the procedure being prolonged or an indefinite amount of time
The procedure is now in progress
You must obey the following rules without exception
one if you hear a voice other than the voice ignore it
2. If you encounter a being your certain is not human, do not look at it.
It may try to get your attention or simply ignore you. No matter what, do not look.
3. If you detect any sign of life having moved or moving, turn back immediately and press the red button.
We will eliminate the threat and transfer you to a new section.
4. As soon as you complete the task you were given, turn back and press the blue button.
Do not linger. Your first task is simple.
Before she finishes counting to 10, you must find her.
The countdown will begin the moment you step into the house.
Remain quick and alert.
Obey the rules.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
Four.
Five.
Four.
Five.
Four.
Five.
Four.
Five.
One.
Hold on, do not look at it, make it, did you detect any sign of life having movement?
I don't get it.
Too bad. Just find her before she counts to 10.
I don't want to play this shit. I love it scared you too.
My pinky's numb. Have I just had a seizure?
Nah, it's no fucking way.
Him crying.
Nah, I'm gonna watch this.
Nah, I think that is my fingers, I can like...
I don't get it.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
One, two, three.
So I have to find her?
Four, five, six.
I don't-
Too bad.
Just find her before she counts to ten.
I'm actually not gonna jump again. I get it now, I'm not scared.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
Six.
Well, I don't know where she is.
Too bad. Just find her before she counts to 10.
One.
Patient 10. Test one. The reaction was as expected.
Task complete. Go back and press the blue button.
Okay.
Welcome back.
This time, in addition to the main rules, a new section rule has been added.
You may enter each room only once, and your new task is to count how many people are in the house.
Count the people, then return and press the blue button.
After that, tell me the number. Good luck, and obey the rules.
Stop.
What?
You!
He's good at counter-strike, but can't find her, huh?
Why does it keep going dark?
Be serious.
Okay, I get it.
One, two, three, four, five, five, six, seven, eight,
and not aware of or perceive their own behavior as if it belonged to someone else.
In severe cases, patients may just argue with their own voice.
Seven.
Eight.
Nine.
10, 11, 12.
Do you remember rule three?
Is it 11 or 12?
Let me press the button.
press the blue button. What do you mean rule through? You can't go to the same room. Well,
What? I did it! What do you mean?
Wait...
Welcome back. This time, we're going to play a game together.
I assume you played hot and cold when you were a kid.
It's something like that, just with an extra rule.
In the next sections, you'll need certain tools and you'll find them somewhere in this one
As you get closer to the tool you need. I'll say hot and as you move away. I'll say cold
But like I said, there's a section specific rule and a contradicts rule three. Hello, Mr.
I can't thank the wrong side of you. The counting one that's returning in line
Just don't take your eyes off her. Good luck and obey the rules. I don't know what he said. I really don't get it
I don't know what happened.
The officers arrived in the scene and they found all of the numbers lying in motions,
The suspect called the police stated, they're lying on the floor and I don't know what happened.
The officers arrived at the scene and they found all of the murder's lying motions.
Further examination revealed that two individuals were still alive.
The teenage girl, the older brother.
However, the fact that the only fingerprints found on the weapon were wanted by the older brother
has made the investigation even more complicated.
Cold.
Cold.
Yeah.
I'm looking for a tool.
All right, cool.
Go on.
Say something.
Warm, wet.
I'm sorry.
Find the key and the flashlight while still looking at her.
If the tool you need is close to you, I'll say, Hot.
If it's far away, I'll say, cool.
He in a flashlight.
Hey Roberto, opinions on big booty Latinas?
Opinions on big booty Latinas?
Opinions on big booty Latinas?
Big booty Latinas, opinions?
Cool.
In an excellent opinion,
a recent case of the individual suspected of having a personality disorder.
Warm.
Let's just make fun of him.
Hot.
Remember when Kevin Minion said banana?
Funniest shit I have ever heard.
Lemon.
Eric, what happened to you?
Move again, Keck.
Why is it a little girl's room?
Fuckin' missed it bro, I didn't grab it!
Are you scared now, Eric?
Wait what's that?
What's the point of all this?
What are you even doing right now?
He said you had an accident, and now he's thrown you into another mortal danger.
What does any of this have to do with the conscious of the world?
Remember the first time I saw you, I thought you were dead.
You're dead.
You're dead.
You're dead.
You're dead.
You're dead.
You're dead.
You're dead.
You're dead.
You're dead.
You're dead.
You're dead.
You're dead.
Remember the first rule, ignore the other voices.
Every task you do has a purpose.
I'll explain it when the time is right.
Okay.
Can you tell me...
who the flashlight is?
Warmer hot, motherfucker!
I'll be right back.
Imagine how much more scared he would be if she was running at him with divorce court
summons.
I'm good.
I've got water, thank you.
Oh, wait...
...liquid.
Erick is that your mom?
Mmm, shrimp salad. Never had it before. I don't know where I'm at.
You really can't do anything yourself. Soda had to cut the log. Angela has to feed, plow,
and house you. Your brother has to financially support you.
Carefully money, if you run into this monster again you will own this one alimony too.
Eric it's okay this is a safe space just tell you Zangela food is bad
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
Come on.
Ah, yeah.
I'll say hot if it's far away I'll say cold
Cold.
Cold.
Warm.
So keep the flushes upstairs.
If you were on Squid games you'd be gone in the first round D.
Hot.
He's lying. What's the point of all this?
What are you even doing right now?
He said you had an accident.
And now he's throwing you into a lot of mortal danger.
Does any of this have to do with the cause?
Remember the first rule.
Ignore the other voices.
Every task you do has a purpose.
I'll explain it when the time is right.
I wish you guys would have the pieces.
There's probably the best spark is about to arrive.
Is this still going to Emmy's college fund or am I just throwing my money away?
That's what we're going to do.
Indeed, that's fruit.
Eric, can you full screen and show the food?
Warm.
Heart.
Eric do you have a 529 for Emmy? If not you're a bad dad.
Good. Turn back and press the blue button.
I think nobody here needs to fuck out, Joshie.
Do you like it?
Yeah, it's so good.
Eric, is this game just based on your former life?
I get it, bro.
You say I'm not a fucking variety gamer anymore.
The system malfunction rule is now out of service.
Once the malfunction is resolved, the rule will become active again.
From this moment on your only option is to complete the task you've been given.
This time there are two identical rooms inside the house.
Find them and then identify the seven differences between them.
You may mark the differences in only one of the rooms.
The other will serve as your reference point.
After that, turn and press the blue button.
However, this section comes with a few special rules.
There are numerous mannequins throughout the house,
but it has been confirmed that one of them
is capable of moving.
As for the flashlight you're holding, it's a bit old.
The staff told me they forgot to replace it.
Each battery provides only about four minutes of light
and the batteries you need are held by the mannequins.
Because of this, be very careful
which mannequin you approach for a battery.
It's been reported that the one that can move
becomes aggressive if looked at for more than three seconds.
And one more thing, you cannot take any batteries
unless your flashlight is flickering.
If the flashlight is flickering,
it means it has only about one minute of life left.
Be quick and be cautious.
Obey the rules.
I coulda get it, but I couldn't.
You can leave your flashlight on
while listening to all these rules.
If you did, you'll be starting
with 83 seconds already gone.
Eric to be a game may you have to play different games not one, especially when you say you're a variety streamer.
Uncrob can you make this face? SCP angry, SCP angry, SCP angry.
individuals were still alive. A teenage girl, an older brother. However, the fact that the
only fingerprints found on the weapon belonged to the older brother has made the investigation
even more complicated.
Fuck this. Fuck this. I don't like this.
What is this I didn't call?
Eric which one do you think is the killer?
Why don't you hear someone walking?
Uh-huh, I don't fucking know.
that you must go
that's a run piss boy
are you serious man?
That was not there before.
There's no cup on the plate, how do I mark the difference?
Why does this one move bro?
I don't want to fucking play this shit no more bro.
Disappointing. Find the seven differences between the two identical rooms.
Do not let your flashlight battery run out.
The six batteries in this section are held by some of the mannequins.
One difference found.
I think she's in the wall maybe.
One battery has been removed.
Wrong choice.
One battery in the house has been removed.
They caught me.
They caught me clicking on everything.
Fuck.
Maybe a poster on the wall?
Hello?
Yes.
One difference found.
Oh, it's up fun with the shit
Steady
Flash can't probably
One battery has been removed one battery has been removed
No.
No!
Your use was countered.
I should have been in control.
Disappointing.
Find the seven differences between the two identical rooms.
Do not let your flashlight battery run out.
The six batteries in this section are held by some of the mannequins.
A lot of bullshit, bro. It's not fun.
It's not fun when the mannequin chases you like that.
I get trapped.
one difference found one difference found
hmm that I bet
Well fucking hell man, I don't, hello, I bet it's a hello.
One difference found.
One battery has been removed.
Wrong choice.
One battery in the house has been removed.
Each wrong choice will remove another battery.
Make sure you don't run out of them, because there are only six batteries in this section.
Welcome back to the computer.
Fuck.
There's no leg.
Lab in the wrong room.
This is one. Let me click it.
Did you pack the spray can?
One difference found.
Wait, my light went out.
I forgot about the light battery bro.
I
Disappointing find the seven differences between the two identical rooms
Do not let your flashlight battery run out. Thank you the six batteries in this section are helped by some of the mannequins
The left side hurts.
Every time I am about to become a good Christian, I am reminded of your existence and my faith
in God blow us back down.
One difference found.
One difference found.
One difference found.
One difference found.
One battery has been removed.
Wrong choice.
One battery in the house has been removed. Each wrong choice will remove another battery.
Make sure you don't run out of them, because there are only six batteries in this section.
I get it.
One difference found.
Markers and sticky notes maybe.
As I've too left.
Fuck.
E-Money Tech support.
With a mouse pad.
What the fuck else could there be man?
One battery has been removed.
Well, she's blocking the steps, man!
Why did you do this to them?
You're not the innocent one.
I guess that's if you're-
None of them have batteries!
You had the radio, didn't you?
You heard the radio, didn't you?
You've touched a playground?
You are the type of mofo that would have...
I
I
disappointing
find the seven differences between the two identical rooms
do not let your flashlight battery run out I would experience again now we're good right
Well, does it be games you experience this is the best one to describe me?
No true.
I'm lagging.
You tried to scare me while I'm lagging.
I can't work it on myself.
The fact that you actually just tried to walk in here and scare me is...
How am I lagging? Am I like PC lag or internet lag?
We're still going fine.
It's hard to get anywhere in here with this plow, lemon.
I can't find any more tumor differences in that room though.
There's no way.
One difference found.
a
i
different
different
one difference
right there
not
group forcing
one
one
one
one
one battery has been removed
you choice one battery in the house has been removed it's hard to get any
wrong choice will remove another battery make sure you don't run out of them
because there are only six batteries in this section
I'm looking at the light flickering.
I can't go downstairs.
Did you tap the screen?
Shut the fuck up!
What's the difference?
One battery has been turned on.
The battery has been removed.
The jeans.
One battery has been removed.
Brother, I am fucking done. This is hard.
Can you move out of the way, please?
Well, the fact that not one person is giving me any help in chat, I've been looking this
whole time.
It's crazy.
Not one.
Did you talk to a file?
One battery has been removed.
One battery has been removed.
Fuck, don't listen to shit, I'm not playing this stupid, I fucking hate scary games,
the trash while you fucking got me, not us.
It was the plant. Keck, maybe if you looked at the fucking screen instead of trying to
cheat you would have gotten it.
What? It was a plant?
It belongs to 2018 540 PM in a northern land far away.
What is this game? It's called Unemployment Simulator.
You got employed, survived, and progressed by completing all your daily tasks.
Mindful of your dopamine levels and other statistics to avoid dying of boredom.
Obtexting distresses you out.
Use that brush my teeth.
What?
Happiness. My son's got a plus 18 dopamine.
There's actually someone's life right now.
levels critical
What about?
Get up, bro.
Get on postcard clarity, man.
Alright, go get up.
Get yourself some beer.
Get up.
I actually can't get up.
I actually kicked that.
I'm already bored?
Yeah.
Nice.
This don't seem too bad.
I'll set my brother... I'll set my brother...
The girl seems to be gonna beat me by the cup for you.
Okay, what are we doing today, cook a meal?
Are we going to the dishes today?
I
She cried in the way I watched her eat too many.
Watch my stream.
This is what I imagine the old days are.
today is like
it's not, man
I hope for a run today, right?
they thought I'm having these pretty similar things
but I shrink now
how do I do laundry?
BOOM
Why am I sad?
I don't want to cook a fucking meal.
Oh, we need the house! Go for a walk or something, man!
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
I'm not sure what I'm doing here.
You're all without hands, that is not true.
Oh
Open up you know I'm shot we're a muscle rating
I gotta go to work.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Oh, rain days are the best. Now I've got an excuse to be lazy.
Yeah
Cook-a-meals today job application water the plant and do laundry
I didn't play with you later.
I came out and then I drank myself to that, all right?
We're going to speedrun this day so I can play games.
I can't do anything.
Oh no!
I can't do anything.
Oh no!
Just so we're not playing the gauntlet, you're right. Thanks for reminding me.
Alright, that was fun.
You look like Bro Trust.
This is sleeping dogs.
I'm not playing that.
We just went through McDonald's drive-thru. We're now on our way to Taco Bell.
Yeah.
You're a fucking genuine retard. Why you say that?
I wasn't charged on Taco Bell today.
Hello?
I
I
I
Yeah, what the fuck
you
you
you
you
you
Warning play fetch with the fucking dark
He's a good boy
He loves playing with that
We all smarter than you relax
If you're gonna sick you should try it
For over two decades, Counter-Strike has offered an elite competitive experience, one shaped
All right, we had our fun variety segment today, maybe we'll do more tomorrow.
I was fine. I had a good time. Sad it's over. At least open some cases. I can buy some
keys I just got here well you missed a fire fucking stream bro we played roblox
today
I need to buy some keys.
I hate this computer.
This computer is ass.
Yes
Come on
I didn't buy enough keys.
Why?
Spirit like so much money on cases recently I gotta chill out.
The probo was tonight?
The Probo was today?
I cannot fathom opening one of these to Renter. I cannot lie.
Not bad. That looks pretty cool.
There we go, all right.
Stats heading in today, I don't want to look at him, bro.
Kinsen's rated 5k, he is not better than me.
Kinsen is not better than me, bro.
What?
I don't know what's going on here, I don't know what's going on here, I don't know what's
going on here.
He ain't carrying.
Nobody open cases until you get to come in.
Everybody no.
Let's roll.
Let's roll.
No fucking way.
The mayor's higher than you?
did you know he's not
that rock is she gets comes it doesn't read chat mid game bro he doesn't when
he's playing game he literally never reads his chat
like that dude will go three hours without reading a chat
Let's roll. I'm not talking about the mayor. I'm talking about
I'll be here when it's better, but now that's 10-10.
I have one look at that
There's one we should have been working for
Yo, no bikes
Yeah, oh god, yeah
One of the highest right in the game. Oh no, not
Where we head
Just wait let's wait a couple seconds
hold hold hold
Oh fuck off! There we go!
Alright, what's it gonna be?
You all having a good day?
Yeah, put yourself in.
and even three
What the fuck did I just read man? We got another good V spot. Let's do it
Well, I'm telling you I'm actually cracked I do not belong here. I fuck people up
Like you give me the AK man. Oh my god
That's your one
Come on bro lock in lock in lock in
Go back
I'll make so much noise like he knows exactly what you're doing now
Oh that guy, I didn't know bomb was there.
I
Pick up
Good shit, bro
of
the
death
of
the
funk mat for non-streamer, they need to put you in the retirement home, little guppy.
Plack.
Oh my god.
I have the most pills in the game bitch what are you talking about?
I'm going to follow this guy. He's in a diamond. Take us out.
of
the
death
of
death
of
Oh
Where's he?
My god, you gotta go deep hurry hurry hurry. I already know
Hurry
Yeah!
Yeah!
He's shaking!
I'm gonna buy
It's too long
My bless
one point
where does gunga?
No way!
Fuck this heiress!
It's hard to get any word in with this class of greedy ass.
This is front door.
Well he has to come down, he can't get up there right?
He can?
You can't
All right, I got this I'm gonna slow it down slow it down
Do you understand how much how fucking much you talk I feel like I don't even talk that much man
I
Not seen you kill one person I have seven kills
All right, let's go cat let's go cat
uh
You rush mid right now, you rush mid
two more on A so we're out of time last one's on A
green just ticked the phone to B
yeah I hear them
Do you know the slow walk or anything just go yeah, just go I'm listening to him
Let's go!
Come on, come on.
No fucking way, I'm traumatized! I'm actually fucking trolling!
What's wrong with me today, man?
First game of the day, that's what it is.
one was opened
there's an op-made, thanks man
this is my fault guys I'm sorry I'm playing like shit
Angela?
It's hot
It's hard to get any word in with this clown
This lighting makes you look so fucking bald bro Jesus
Christ your hairline is in shambles crying out for help.
What?
Aye.
Pushman.
He said he's way above this evil villain so he's going to stop me.
Then he laughed to himself.
You need to be humbled.
Bitch.
of
the
window
of
the
I need a beer to play better. I'm probably just a sip of beer, I just lock in.
They said windows so he looks tall.
push him, push him, push him, OH FUCKING PUSH THEM
sorry, I heard him behind me
he's an odd one
okay
Let's get into the boys.
Man, imagine if you fucking push them with me, man.
I just cleared mid-air guns.
about something and I want your opinion. Do you think it's worse to raise money for a charity and then keep it or is it worse to set up your own charity tournament and rig it so you win? Please give me your thoughts.
I wouldn't know about either one of those guys.
Be clear.
They're all fucking long again.
I'm fucking not paying attention.
Oh my god!
All right, come on.
I said D-I-T-S-N member.
Probably pretty hard to pay attention when you can only look at the screen with one eye.
Yeah?
Hey again.
A mentally ill obese man is better at locking in than you.
Let that sink in.
10s and clears you
erob curse strikes again
now you crashed bitcoins single-handedly and my family is going to stop
jackass also bankrupted ESM
also they
got it
you're pushing cat
damn it i wanted that bro we got this we got this
You can what they call me a fucking D.I. T.S.
Remember bro.
Go, go, go.
Go, go, go.
Go, go, go.
Smoke.
Smoke.
of
the
death
of
two of them are head-shotted
watch cat
he's long, you just heard him long
yes bro
coming back
hmm so why didn't you invite emir to the tournament when you got beaten by her
last time was it cause you knew itd hurt your king's feelings missy wasy he
vegan they got him your man's the one you being hanging with
We got five going to be.
There's two in mid.
You're a cat, for sure.
I got a lot of pounds.
Grrnyt!
Tyler was right in that announcement video years ago.
What the fuck is this? You're signing this promise to TSM. Are you fucking serious?
Come on bro come on no way
Let's go!
I'm arping.
I think I'll be.
three
of course I start fuckin' lagging
very good, you
three
three
three
three
I'm here
I'm here
The
the
the
the
the
the
This is weird.
Move inside.
I'm not here long, again, now we should just fucking quad-stack agh.
that we don't need to send two to be I bet that fucking promise
They still on?
Yeah.
I tagged one in the hut for 80.
So they're all lined up against the
Oh
It's
Still there
It's easier than regular thinking, and I'll tell you that.
I'll hold you by my side, everyone else go ahead.
Can I get a buy, Orange?
Move it, move it!
Appreciate it.
I'm gonna die now.
No flash is long, it might actually be the best time.
No, I am moving mid.
Mid.
I'm lower, Tom.
the
They're in T spawn.
There's another one there.
They got bomb?
We got bomb there.
I hit him.
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
shit. Yeah, one bee all day. I had the
I'm talking all that shit. Come on. We can't lose this.
three eight
25
look like they were gonna push it but I think they backed off
learned it
one cat
mid to B, two, two come and B
I know I was there bro
there's a guy outside for that guy on the cat
the arm has been planted
10s, two tanks
terrorists win
I shouldn't have fucking, I should have stayed on fucking, what is it made?
Just keep doing the same shit.
Five hours into stream and you have only two gifted subs and one of them is from your personal maid.
Lemon.
Okay.
I'll just say something, so far she's not wanted.
throwing smoke, throwing fire, grenade
grenade out
as he smokes me
S, S, S, S.
S, S, S, S, S.
I'm going to put a crossbeam, see you again.
I'm not pushing. I'm pushing. We're coming deep.
They're still on down there. They're still on turns. They're still on there.
Are you guys watching the flank?
I should have loaded down to here.
Oh my god.
Yeah, fucking right.
Bro, he's looking straight up.
I don't make any noise.
That guy is stream sniping.
I got a stream snip 100%
That's the second time he's done that
No, bro
He's on site, on site
Please, bro
Please, ah!
Ah, look at that, he has stream sniping
You suck, never stream
Socker!
I wish you were in the stream, thanks for letting me know, bitch.
What time is it?
I said what time is it?
Time to queue up for CS.
Again.
Because you lost.
Again.
Back to back to CS.
Again.
Back to where?
CS.
Again.
CS again.
Back to CS.
CS.
C.S. again.
It's hard to get any word in with this crime.
New worst stream of the year every time you log on read the room leave and never go online again. Smile
I
Gave her it is probably done by like some trance. No, it wasn't
And I'll be heard with the fuck I want to bitch
I don't know what it looks like I just got the second best word in the world on the competitive map for no moving and or zoom by accident
Damn bro
Second highest
Pretty good
just fucking shoot me bro
Well, as fuckers, last game we're actually watching my fucking stream that's so lame.
That's how that pimp you knew exactly where I was.
Two rounds.
You can't even make it halfway in the scorecard.
You won't beat this by 20-27 I swear on it.
What's up, Arab?
The counter-terrorists wait...
Did he tell a single one?
Let's go ahead.
There's been one, we have to go under the floor.
of
that's four people on a five
to be good
Oh
We're going
I got Mike, but also mental disability.
They all have shotguns I like it
Hi, let me hold that out bro, you don't want that shit?
Let me get that.
No bro, let me get it.
No, no, no, no, no, let me get it.
You better not die with it.
use mid with an SMG probably has an AWP now
come on
Come on.
Come on.
He has an op.
I
Don't come down
My chat
I'm sorry.
Leave it on right.
I'm going to the left, my friend.
Please die. Please.
Oh
You got bomb purple
He does lightning quick fucking reactions
of
You're a god, thank you man.
Stop looks good, you know.
James, hard into the cabs.
No way people still care about basketball, man.
I don't believe it.
What's that?
You guys are boring.
Why is it so quiet?
I had to save the game because I've saved one.
They're always putting two mares in one B, we should just
Rush?
Oh yeah, but what a...
...spice things up a little bit.
We should just fucking rush you, loyal organs.
No?
Well, then, shop's up.
We should just fucking rush B everyone.
and
I
Only thought someone else play I'm not you
Let's just be man.
Let's just do it.
Well why did they not talk?
You get one chance if this doesn't work out. I'm gonna suck my own cat.
It's gonna work, man. Trust.
Blombie, Blombie!
Told you they're stuck in mid every time.
come on
I'm so dumb
Wow!
Taking off is more gay than sucking your own dick.
Look at the same.
Try it out, I can't read it.
I'm telling you, they're not putting anybody on B.
of
the
death
of
the
I
Want to play Geo guesser
of
the
death
of
the
death
I'm gonna buy for somebody
I
Fucking right man, come on
something up the something tough games harder
I'm running.
The bomb has been dwindled.
I throw in a flashback.
Terrorists will be able to figure out...
I'm telling you I can feel it feels so different than when I'm at home
of
death of
death of
death of
He went through it!
No, you went under it, buddy. Fuck you.
You gay to fuck a lady by? No.
I'll take it back there's a guy in there so you do have a fucking mic
No
Oh, I have a pee, that's too lazy.
I
Easy duck we just need for how am I at the top? I think I'm playing so bad
That guy Link is go fund me after he saw I got that
I'm sorry.
Move, son!
Smoke!
of
the
other side
of
the
of
what the fuck
I don't get how we're winning this game, I actually don't.
Slurring coming in one round. No, I don't think so.
Oh, they're A.
No, they're B. They're fucking B.
Oh, bro. I don't want to.
I don't want to.
Grinder. Speechless.
Cave.
he's in the glass
Push him, he's in the glass. Push him, push him!
They're all A. I killed one of them, they're not all A.
I'm talking long ass games man.
The camera might lag here, it does, it's okay.
I hate this week last I get shit on every time
I'm going to do a double feature
and fall out on Friday.
So here is John Jones with his breach approaching 85 inches.
Oh my god.
For any opposition, Jones here immediately takes the center of the off guard.
Let's see how he approaches the early moments in this one.
Not much behind the takedown offering there.
Oh, he is holding for something.
Oh, with a thorn in the body.
Oh, finally.
Oh man, that can't feel good.
Oh man!
Oh!
Oh man, they're out of here.
Smash their left hand!
Oh, he lands another combination here, really starting to get into a strike.
I mean, it's stringing them together so effectively.
Never go far.
Double leg takedown.
Back to his feet.
Nice kick to the body.
Pass the two-minute mark in round one.
Oh, beautiful straight right hand.
I mean, this fight is about fun, he's not repairing that, now he has to run for strike
in the night, back to his feet.
All right, so an opportunity goes by the boards, he had it stung, he almost finished
And now he's the corner of this one.
Hold it for Zuggert.
Now he's got a full deal of everything he needs to bring at us.
He should have done the flight finish at that time.
Oh, how good was that combo?
He was more into a nice job stringing the shots together now.
Jones is now dealing with a cheap counter.
What the fuck was that?
He's going to get into a downflip in the round here.
That could affect the judging.
10 seconds now to go around.
I'm not playing on a fucking CS man, I gotta win this.
All right, so there's the end of the round.
A lot of high level action.
And if you like the takedown game, as my colleague
said, great fight, ready.
Second round underway.
All right, next round is now underway.
Hopefully the action continues at a high level.
Pretty good first five minutes.
Pretty good first five minutes.
Although, I'm really good at it,
let's see who decides they're going to lead the dance
as we go forward.
Oh!
So hard to hit this fucking guy like that's his back up and then you get close. He's
Turn down!
I
Try to find a hope for that right-hand
Nice block
Number three minutes now to go on the round
Any complicated
He had very active and landed a beautiful punch here from the first position.
He's got a shot from the side, you see.
He landed that cap shot.
Now he's got a great kick shot.
The firework shot.
He's definitely finished the first one.
The focus really picked up the base here on the map, too.
Much more aggressive now, here, and starting to find himself in the pocket.
Oh, damn, it took me to the head.
He passes the half guard, and he's back up.
Oh, big roundhouse attempt just misses.
Look at the torso on the right side, major bruising, and it's only getting worse.
One minute.
Oh my goodness, I'm not sure what to say.
You don't know this dance.
Now if you take a hit deep like this,
then it will be such a tough thing.
Even if you have to keep right next to it.
Yeah, bitch.
That was the weirdest fucking fight ever, man.
I literally knocked him down and he quit, that's a win.
What do you mean?
Is your brain work?
Oh yeah, I forgot I've lost like 14 out of 15 games.
I need to get past this, bro.
I have to.
Ugh.
Fuck me.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Maybe the paw?
Not bad!
Australia?
Maybe Argentina?
Peru, Chile?
I feel like it's not...I feel like it's Australia, man.
I'm gonna regret this.
I was gonna go right fucking here!
Tropical.
I'm not sure what to do with it.
Oh my god, Rob.
Oh
Up the promotion to go to
You go to fucking literally they're fucking insane at this they don't ever fuck up bad
You don't make that one goddamn mistake.
one god damn mistake brother you were on the completely wrong continent three times
So I think I need to switch.
I don't know why FPS like to plug this in.
I need to plug it to a stronger USB port.
That's probably why it does, yeah.
You ready, you ready, good.
So here's the former UFC Light Heavyweight Champion, John Jones.
In the early every fight he's gonna have a massive huge advantage.
So we'll see what he chooses to do here in the early going.
If he leans on the grappling or the wrestling butt, that reaches a very
powerful thing in modern day mixed martial arts.
He's right there to have a reach and go.
Making shots and he's landed all night.
He's faster talking than me.
Strong outside like that.
Man, this is crazy DC. These fighters are not trying to just touch each other.
They're trying to put each other out with every shot.
John, with every shot these guys are trying to end the fight.
What a smoke.
Oh, big left hand.
Oh, nice combination.
Oh!
Oh, I'm going to cut him.
That one again.
Keep right here, there.
Oh, trying to turn out the left with that roundhouse kick,
but just missed.
Jones' cheek looks like it's not finished
on the corner, they'll get out.
That's all I did with my knee bro, really?
He's trying to walk the opponent back into his good side, his big power side.
So he'll keep fainting out little punches with no intent to land,
just to get him to the corner where he needs him to be, to land that kill shot.
Jones' eyes closing up now, not good for him.
So a lot of fans were wondering how Alex Plerre would respond to the Israelite
side get defeat, and he has responded in kind.
His striking has really led to dance tonight.
was a champion John, he's a guy that has a champion's mind.
So a loss will never deter him, his eyes are still slowly
on becoming the champion again, it is all behind.
The accuracy, those low leg kicks, the jab,
no wasted moves, let's end his approach to striking.
He's an amazing striker, as when you're coming in,
what we do is we pull the top of this white
and we go to the side.
Why don't you break play and take some of this back?
right now.
One, two, three.
There's the horn ending at the end of the round.
So potentially a big factor here, ladies and gentlemen.
Also, there's the horn signifying the end of the round.
A stunner there with the head strike midway through.
Nearly got him out of there for good.
Almost got him out of there.
You ready to fight? Ready.
All right, round two.
Nice left hand there on the inside.
Buttermilk's a kick now, a pretty good one at that.
Aw, and he lands another leg kick there.
He's already landed.
Now, he's a more active in the end.
Oh
Well, you know, this is the hurt business and both guys are compromised at this stage of the
Both guys have done a great job of
He heard a real batch, but he couldn't find the shot that would put him to sleep.
He threw a lot of punches, but he couldn't get the one to land on the foot.
Stop protecting your fucking body.
Back to the feet now.
That makes it out the low kicks nicely and that thigh starting to show some visible signs of bruising.
You can't even worry about what that high leg kick does now.
You have to warm up the dividends that it will pay as we go forward in this fight.
We have crossed the midpoint of this one.
His nose is bleeding now. Looks to get cut perhaps there on the bridge.
Nice block.
Well, you can feel that breeze octagon side after the...
Oh, that's a big shot from the front, that's important.
Now she's opponent's still sticking out.
I mean, I have no idea. This fight is supposed to be over.
And it might not be over, but...
Stop!
Choose the fight!
Back to the beat!
The game is lower, John now starting to show signs of swelling.
I'm so fucking sick of CSGO actually oh my fucking god I do not want to play this
again. You guys are so fucking long.
I think Hero's Chattercoop gaming war tends in where you guys beat every cod zombie's
Easter egg map in a row. It's only fair to us long time viewers and supporters who have
been with you through thick and thin.
I'll literally go get a beer and shot gun it right now. To skip this shit. To skip
the georgasm
he bears no matter to how you are there's no way we want you to see their
I just woke up from my nap.
I'm hungry.
Fuck.
I need a knife or something. Keys.
I'm gonna move this mic.
I had a pee.
Angela's so locked in on that 50% she's got beers ready within 20 seconds either.
Yeah, she's smart.
Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, no!
We're on the
70 votes.
Well, there's like 4,000 years in your house.
There's 70 people that voted.
Oh, wait, I opened it.
Wait, I need another one.
Yeah, with the key or something.
I can key your knife. Something to open it up.
It's hard to get into a relationship with this clown.
You need a bigger knife?
I think it's $30 too much.
Just to skip these fucking games.
I don't mind a couple CSGO games. It just gets so fucking boring.
Is that a fingernail?
Yeah.
Ew! You're so gross.
I need a beer.
Oh, another one though.
What even is this? Neutral?
Kind of libtard drink is this.
It's vodka!
Oh.
What?
I don't like beer.
Do you want a beer?
Just get me one of those, it's fine.
Immocrat Astra.
No, I'm not going back today I'm gonna get the fucking the alcohol buff
I got it.
But,
Tesla does not have keys, no, bro, your phone is your key.
They have like cards that you can use,
but I don't pay anybody to use that.
You just walk up to your car and get in, and it works.
That's so trash, how is that trash?
I'm sure, and you're just, now I'm pissed.
How is that, explain to me how that's trash, that's so easy.
But if you lose your phone, then you have a lot more
problems.
There's a key that comes with it,
but you don't have to use that.
But if you want someone else to drive your car,
you can give them your, like your car.
You don't need that.
No, they've pissed me off!
They just be yapping.
That was actually delicious
That was delicious
Oh my god
He was about to shuck any beers in his daughter's bedroom.
This isn't my daughter's bedroom, bro.
Okay, it's looking like America.
Ever
Some time about it. It's just
It's so hard
What's in the same fucking loser? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I forgot this rule I have when I want same guy in a game
It doesn't count after the first one. I forgot I added that
Because I'm sick of playing the same two three motherfuckers and geogester's that streams like me. It's too easy to stream
Wait, it's- fuck, it said the city.
I should've- it said the city, bro.
Fuck.
I wouldn't know where Hartford is.
Why is it always Connecticut?
I'm just gonna go with Connecticut now.
It's always Connecticut.
This is America.
He's fucking serious.
I've never seen an American so much.
Now get sit at this, I...
I'm wrong.
I'm wrong.
No, I'm wrong.
I'm wrong.
All right for now I play Nigera again it doesn't count I'm tired of playing
The same fucking guy no more doesn't count that's the one
Can I move his VIP since he's not deep as VIP he's never typing again doesn't matter
Angela, I'm going to need another one soon.
You want to play me a geogaster real quick?
Never mind.
Never mind.
I saw his message, bro, I'm not shaking ass.
I'm not sure if you can get it, but I'm sure you can get it, but I'm sure you can get it.
But same rules apply where if you lose you go back thoughts
77
So like if I want to get past say I'm on like I know I'm lagging right now. Just give me a second
Say I'm on like Mario Kart
Seven like Mario Kart and I'm gonna do Mario Kart shot
So I could take 12 shots and you done
the
six,
two game buffer okay I like I actually like that
I
Yeah, I can't if I have a means we can bro, I can't
Bro fuck this I want any max Holloway
What the fuck?
Yeah, GG.
That's a huge right hand.
All right, early action here.
We'll see how soon George St. Pierre can get one of his
patented takedowns, but it all works off of the...
I was trying to do his takedowns.
Yeah, dude.
I've seen him do so much damage with that jab.
You know, I keep calling back to fights,
to fight but I remember him and Josh Kaushik the moment the fight started bang jab broken over the
board Kaushik and Canada the fight's over George St. Pierre's is not through a range fight
this guy's hacked
oh let's go to the head
Oh, looking to go to the right kick here, just out of range.
Back and forth, we go.
Well, now you see some visible damage on the side underneath the elbow.
He told us he was going to invest in the body, and he hasn't invested a lot.
You didn't expect him to do it this effectively.
He's done a fantastic job of following the game.
All right, so a good job defensively by him here as he raises the guard and prevents any damage.
Shades of James Tones always see it things coming out of him.
Such a great fight to fight him.
Oh, man, that was so good to press.
Spade of James Jais continues to play.
All right, so look.
Oh, man, that's it!
Bro, you were so fucking good.
What the fuck is this?
All right.
I have to.
I'm a fair deal, told me up.
It's too late for that.
Oh
No, you don't dump that can over your head to make sure you drank it all
What do you mean? Oh, no, you don't man
Look at this be I
Feel like there might be like Toronto
speed humps with that they get up there's got to be canada
like there's rail system I'm telling you there's gotta be Toronto
or San Francisco but there's no assistance I where do they have like a rail system like
I don't fucking know, dawg.
Why'd you be in America so much?
I don't fucking know, dawg.
Why has America been so much?
I thought San Francisco too, but it's stupid, right?
He's done this, he's up.
I- I fucking thought San Francisco just went to your fucking god for once, mom.
He's gonna be right on top of your watch.
I don't need no he just ran away click and of course he's closer bro I fucking
I'm so sick of fucking geogas man I this game get me out of this way I don't
belong here if you want to drink just drink you don't got to do all this
extra shit you're a grown-ass man
You know what, my best one's African, that's what I'm best at, right?
I could not fucking tell you the last time I got Africa in this game.
You nearly... It's like, never. I could pull up Africa and I'll get 18k on it.
I think you just saw a flag.
Oh
He might not be it now
Actually gonna be this area fuck. Oh my god
What the fuck?
Yo, someone get their dog!
What the fuck?
Yo!
Someone get their dogs, man!
Oh my God!
I don't even know where to begin with this, I don't know where to begin with this, I
don't know turkey I have no way I have no fucking clue
Okay, that's turkey.
You didn't change it.
Yes, go in. I won! I fucking won! Yes!
Fucking God.
Fucking God.
There's two wins.
Bro, this is actually insane by the way.
The problem was, it was like a week where I was like really addicted to this game and
I was like playing it a shit ton and I was like winning it shit and then I stopped
playing it
now playing people that are actually actively playing like brain to like
fucking wired on it
and shit on
it's wild that it's going to be the gauntlet that kills your liver instead of
those college streams you did back in the day
Yeah.
Second Tekken game in the last two weeks, man.
I
Look so bloated
58 wins 36 losses in Tekken. Yeah, brother my ranks pretty high now
And I don't play again cuz I'm not making here. I'm not getting games in
So I'm playing in high ranks without no warm up or anything
of
death
of
death
I'm not taking a new main character out of your fucking mind
I think your best friend, the card is not my best friend, relax.
battle
Best friends are probably there on a Russell
Russell is crazy. Russell is a chill dude.
Russell pisses me off though.
Russell pisses me off like a brother would piss you off. He makes me so mad.
He's a good guy. He's chill.
The money's tilted. This is my chance.
Come on!
I
Carry that
Oh
Oh
fuck the bruisers, take that fucking thing out of this game
of
This game doesn't count, I'm skipping it, it's Nidra again.
That Texas flag?
My trippin?
I can't move.
That's Romania.
That's the Romanian flag, that's what that is.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Nuevo.
Nuevo.
What is that?
Nuevo.
It's gotta be like Ecuador.
Guantanamo, Nuevo.
That's Spanish, bro.
That's a Spanish word. Alto Spanish as well. Right? So it's probably in this area or
I'm going to go to Ecuador.
Gotta be.
They're close, but that's such a good gas pump.
Man, that is so good.
Look how close I am.
40 miles away, and I lose.
of
I'm so potless, but I'm maybe Mongolia.
You'll be right on it though, they don't fuckin' fuck up.
Yeah, bro, I don't know.
I'm not fit for muddying.
about to break up guys are so excited man about to break up yep about to break up
boys I fucking deserve that shit can't wait
let's go baby definitely not a broken raking system on your game by the way
I'm high I deserve it I deserve to go up fucking retarded ass dead I want this game
to die just because I was a dog shit that is
but can you explain it to me bro please I need I need understanding of why
this is happening why do I go up rank when I am not supposed to be here please
man this is your you're what a top 100 play in the world explain it to me
I'm losing my mind on this man I can't progress and it's gone because of the
shit game. There's not a big difference in gold 2 and gold 3 really, you just have to
get better and learn some fucking cities. That doesn't explain the ranking system.
You shouldn't lose, I don't know how many games I said, you shouldn't lose 28 out
30 games and go up in a rank in any game.
It's a new DSP clip calling out Redditors.
Understand something about Reddit, okay?
The people who sit on Reddit reading it all day are retarded.
Alright? Clip this and put it on Reddit for me, okay?
Hello Reddit readers. Hi everyone who sits on Reddit all day reading it.
retarded normal people don't sit on reddit all day watching out of context
crap and think that it's faff and talk about it and make it go viral no one
here you'll always be a loser that's why you sit on reddit all day enjoy your
live stream fails I'll sit here making content making money and having a great
time with my audience and you can get back probably are less space there you
don't put that on right all right that's where should belong right
They're on the front page already me telling them how it is
We're gonna do something more and check check the damn son once in a while for which hemisphere in
Yeah
He's gonna cook there though, bro
Get bent Chad, that's my new I like that.
Get bent.
I need to switch USB ports on this computer, but I'm too lazy because I'm gonna get knocked
out in 30 seconds anyway, so is there really any point?
No.
It don't matter.
Someone in chat said you look like Laurie Lightfoot.
Who's that?
Don't we fuck?
We'll fill me in. I want to know who is it?
Oh, Mayor Chicago? Oh, I know who that is. I don't get it. Is it because of my hair?
Someone said white Vroganna, ha ha ha ha someone said white Day Espear, ha ha ha ha someone said white Khafema, ha ha ha ha someone said ah ha ha ha
Sorry, give me a second.
Crazy that all the other LOLcows marriages are lasting longer than yours.
I never married a girl.
Thank God for that too.
Well, my PlayStation is not turning on.
why is this shit not turning on man?
It's plugged in properly.
Tell us something with me, man, I swear.
Angela, this place is just, God is not working, I don't think I'm a tardy, I really don't
I think I am. Everything's put in.
This HDMI cable really leads. Oh my god, it's burning.
I think it's HDMI.
Do you want me to do another HDMI part?
I might need one.
Let me see.
If it doesn't work here.
Wait, you know what I might have done?
I might have did the same thing I did last time.
I'm trying to play on my TV.
It's just going to play tech in.
It's like playing on the.
You're going to see what you're doing?
Yeah, it's playing on the.
Yeah, we just pissed up.
It's playing on the.
Why is there a bunch of clothes over here?
Sorry, that's from yesterday.
It's playing when I'm playing tech in.
It's playing on the PlayStation at the same time.
And it like turns the setting off
where it doesn't work on my computer.
We are going to hook up the TV, okay?
a clasp
it's not a classroom tv bro
well this should work
oh you turned it off
my feet do not touch the ground under your chair
I feel like that.
For real.
Don't leak any of that.
It's only the leak.
I don't know what I turned up.
What's it like?
I don't know what's going on.
Do you keep turning up your playstation?
No, it turns off automatically after two seconds.
What do you guys question, Martin?
You all see
fuck it's heavyweight again god damn it bro
GG.
I'm John Jones on the right.
That's exactly what he does.
What a great fight so far, these guys?
I'm leading all of them.
All of them!
All of them!
Just over three minutes to go.
Now watch where they set up that hook again here.
I'm going to try to make sure I'm not strong, I'm going to stay up in my ass.
I need a drink.
Let's go!
Put it in the microwave?
All right, bro.
Shut up.
Was it the chills?
You put a Russell bot on the TV?
No, I'm good.
Ah, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Locking, locking. It's looking like Brazil.
Ain't silly thing in Brazil.
I don't know why.
Palm trees.
We're near water.
Ugh.
This is not Brazil. Can you go farther, please?
Oh my God.
Are you going to license for me?
Yeah, man, I don't know and I can't see
Yep, who said GGT1, huh?
this is this has got to be here
that's like I guess they don't put this new deli they don't put that on like
Skull games they only put that on like bronze games
Unnoticed it's always like Bangladesh or East India
I mean like...
Okay?
I think it's Japan.
This is definitely Japan.
you see a van like that bro you're in Japan it's so easy yo license plate it's
Japan
what what are they dumb
There we go, baby.
All back.
I think my, um, controller got played.
Can you chuck a beer to skip higher or lower?
Actually?
Yes!
I'm going to.
I'm winning this, so I'm chucking a beer to get the Mario Kart.
I like it. Hope we get the motive.
Fuck.
Bro, you are the key secret chicken who coached you.
I
Know my my loads not working
I
We won bullets am I drunk? I
Don't remember how to do the low kick
No. Fuckin' loser.
You got that. You all got that
man way too bad.
6 months and it expires tonight.
Yeah, really?
I'm not lying about going to
jail
here we go
get ready for the next battle
What happened? It happened that fast that you didn't even see it. I fucking missed. I got out instantly on higher level.
First time being there. I think 17 days is the last time I was on higher level.
Get ready for the next battle.
Who was it that coached you on a secret end?
Human mind, that's please.
I
Roll fucking face you
I don't know what the name
Geo guest sir.
I'm going to remember. I'm going to get this wrong.
I'm going to remember this for the future.
yes you got it wrong you actually got it wrong yes
this is Africa it's my special it's not Africa
What?
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
I don't know if I like it.
Is he dumb?
Oh my god.
I need to win right fucking now it has to be right now
now. Get ready for the next battle. You really brother Tyler, what do you think?
I don't know what I'm asking. Yup, I am.
I don't like it. What are you?
Yeah, I am.
Damn. She's cute.
Another round I lost because I just keep fucking my wall up. I feel like I've mastered
But for some reason I just can't hit it
I just lost because of that. Oh my god
Oh my god
Who's your coach why were they so interested in teaching you a super
I don't know how I'm winning at all, I'm playing so bad.
The Black Eyed Peas are not 60K!
You know how you're fucking mine if you think the Black Eyed Peas are 60,000?
My ass, bro!
This game is based in 2017.
There's no way the Black Eyed Peas have 60K!
What?!
Fucking please!
They have so many fucking fingers!
Yeah, right, bro.
Fuck this shit.
Get ready for the next battle.
Please, 60...
Okay, you know what?
They can be lower.
That's fine.
All right.
I can understand.
But 60k lower?
No.
you
get ready for the next battle
Why?
Oh, if I hit that, I win.
I don't remember how to do it.
gotta get some coaching again for Tekken you look hella rusty, why don't you ask?
Bon Appetit!
You didn't know? You didn't feel guilty or anything? I heard you all played Tenten together.
time. I don't know why.
People search Lawrence Taylor more than the Black Eyed Peas. And you want me to believe that.
I think it has to be higher but who actually it's gotta be higher man
We're gonna make it to a fair name. Oh my god, you're right actually that right there is it
Like Vladimir Putin definitely has more than that because he's easier to spell you're actually right
I
No way.
I'm sorry to get any word here with this club.
Hail of Mons, just tuned after a couple of months, got kicked out of your apartment
again
He's cooking something what is it more
One.
Got one.
Thank you.
damn e-money, that second match was a real bear. i could barely watch it without laughing.
check.
thank you.
of
I like the Philippines. I'm gonna go with the... who gives a fuck?
of
Wow!
Wow, this is so good!
get some more on. Can I win? Let's go. I'm actually winning.
This might be the best thing to get out of every fucking head.
This shit is like perfect.
Thank you.
Get ready for the next battle.
Oh my God, it's promoting?
Oh my god promoting
No matter to me, baby!
What's up?
if I would just stop messing up my loads I would win this.
I keep doing that.
All right now, Coco!
Whoa
Who you calling boy
There we go.
53 bro. Not bad, that was almost my record.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, where are you going?
Here, here, here.
I'll be plugging in on my switch I didn't have to make it this far I'm gonna be honest
All right, let's all say it together.
Proper preparation prevents poor performance.
Proper preparation prevents poor performance.
Proper preparation prevents poor performance.
Proper preparation prevents poor performance.
It's hard to get any word in with this clown.
Even if you do win on a random Mario Kart your ass ain't making it past Smash.
Bro, Elgato's not working now though.
I don't have to fucking do.
Come on, man.
You bought it to play it on the TV.
You ever had to play it on the TV?
I don't know this Elgato's like broken dude
I'm not on my PC that's why I'm having issues
It's like going to red
Celtics check next KG
76 as poor George Grizzlies Iverson spurs T-Mac jazz Kevin Love warriors Alhore Ford magic Patrick Ewing
Hornets Tony Parker calves D Wade sons Grant Hill mouse Dennis Rodman Kendrick Perkins Raptors
Hakeem Nick's Rashid Wallace what you say Kendrick Perkins?
Celtics Blake Griffin Celtics Jeff T. Nuggets Swaggy P Magic Gilbert
arena's thunder Gordon Hayward washed at Iraq 221 top of your head looks like a
capri low pounds.
Hey, what's going on?
I'm high about cams so I can hike to you.
I could be done in 20 minutes. I could literally, not 20, 30 minutes. This could be it.
Oh my god, chat, we are fucking...
I know it's black string by the way.
I'm hot and kill.
Mario Kart Chess Smash Madden Rocket League
Tetra 9-9, twin flip.
It's hard to get any word in this quote.
OMG, lonely earth, so cute, you tea.
Smiling face with heart emoji.
Smiling face with heart emoji.
Smiling face with heart emoji.
Wow, that bit hit me so I couldn't use my...
I'm going to use mine.
Oh my god, oh my god, no.
NO!
Well, that hit me.
Oh.
No way it's Armageddon.
Oh my god.
Oh my fucking god.
Holy shit.
What's next? I actually don't even know what's next. What's next?
Chas?
Oh my god, I got a smile on your face.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I'll put this here.
I might just trade this.
I think I'm going to put this here, actually I'm going to put it here so I get all these,
package
That's it. God be a blunder.
Push this up.
up. He's gonna go here.
Now I'm gonna go here.
I'm just going to do this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this, and this,
I have some of the film in here.
Oh, this is actually really bad.
He's going to go here now, but if he goes here, it's fine.
I don't have to take him.
If he goes here, I'll move up, he'll take, I'll move up, or here, or even.
But then he could, but then he could go here, and then it's probably GG.
So I actually moved this up, and he missed out.
I'm winning, but I'm not.
Let's have this protecting this.
Here's I, oh my god.
Well done pouncing on that free piece. Best by test. Nice. You're... you're a p- both king. They missed a chance to capture a free pawn.
Oh my god, I left that hanging?
You prevent a straight recapturing. That's... that... nice job. This is... you... they are... you... a straight... developed...
I played a pretty perfect game!
You had the bishop is left hanging letting you grab it and me that this place you are they you check big you take back
Capturing your not the best move. They are threat you prevent they move this blocks the check from the queen
Decent move you creates. That's not a mistake you want material by capturing that I put a good-ass game bro down
What's next what's next I don't know what's next smash Madden rocketly Tetris
We got to play it on this TV but I'm gonna I'm gonna hide my my cue so I'm gonna go I'm gonna
I'm so nervous.
Oh my god, I'm shaking.
money, top up with another so you don't lose your buff.
You're getting very tired, E-Money.
Why don't you call it a-
I don't remember how to play Smash!
We'll try again tomorrow.
I don't remember how to play Smash!
Clint Stevens is live playing Hitman.
See ya!
No!
Oh my fucking god!
True cut POV we all watching you get fucked from our little corner over here
Oh my God.
Oh my God, he's...
What's next?
What's next? What's next?
Oh my god, it's Madden. Oh my god, it's Madden.
I need to get my old god up. I cannot play Madden.
I cannot play a 30 minute Madden game on this fucking TV.
Oh my God.
Madden?
Rocket League?
Tetris. That's it.
I'm not a controller.
Okay I'm hiding my Q again.
This is the magic of it.
Why are you getting excited?
This doesn't count because you're not home.
Oh my God.
What's going on? I'm hiding to you, man.
Oh my god, bro, I'm maddened. I'm fucking maddened. There's no way
What am I better gains?
It's not my best game anymore I played a game a while
Bro is literally Popeye the sailor man, but instead of spinach he needs booze
Oh my God.
I'm not I'm playing as a countless I'm too I'm too deep and to fucking get the jack
wires bro why was that shit plays a countless maybe
Where should I play the Seahawks?
I may not should not play.
I'm going to get a little bit of
more.
It's a day of so many things.
It's this moment.
It's 18th day in New York.
It's bringing in the Americans.
Egos! Oh my god!
Let me...
Hey bro, let me get this guy real quick, I need this bag!
Cheth you know the real reason he did his cues for Mario Kart and Smash while playing on the TV instead of on his stream right?
It's so we couldn't read the name of who he was playing against.
I need to go back.
I'll tell you again, stop looking at me!
Well, Gandalf has to look at chat every three seconds because emotes are his only form of validation.
Sad. Let me save you some time, Bobbi. We still hate you.
Look like your wife's boyfriend's son came over and told you to get off the living room TV so you went onto the guest room crying.
Why is that unconscious suggestion bro? I don't get it!
The
Carolina Panthers beat the Dallas Cowboys 30-27.
The Dallas Cowboys did not make the playoffs.
The Carolina Panthers beat the Dallas Cowboys 30-27.
the Dalas Cowboys did not make the playoffs.
The Carolina Pranthas beat the Dalas Cowboys 30 to 27.
The Dalas Cowboys did not make the playoff.
The Carolina Pranthas beat the Dalas Cowboys 30 to 27.
The Dalas Cowboys did not make it.
Whoooo!換!
I
I'm sorry, I did it.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Hey Rob, look to the left, your wide receiver is open.
Hey Rob, look to the right, he is open.
You are manually breathing.
Still nothing is possible.
I have to attend the stadium in just a moment.
Seven more hours.
Okay, here let me pick a fucking plate.
I didn't even pick the blood!
Oh, man.
What the hell is going on here?
How about these touchdowns are fucking flutes.
I switched to the wrong person.
I should have picked my beer while I was doing this.
Nothing, baby! That's why you need to stop!
Oh
No, baby, let's go
I want to get over here.
I'm seeing in the Super Bowl, CX first.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm not sure what this is all about.
I'm just gonna make sure that I have a good sense of the rules.
I think that thing is long-lasting.
It's been a long time.
I'm making a vote for the top, I'm running for the top,
so who's that?
Hey, sir.
Pick it!
You that fuck!
Well, that's six points!
I see one missing, that's not it.
Hey, I think we used to be down.
We'd better let's get to the right.
I think we're gonna see someone back down.
I get ball, I get ball.
I score, he clicks the game and we're on Rocket League.
And then we got Rocket League Tetris going for it.
He money seven you've got this e-money
Rather
I just said it was not a friend of her,
and she got the love in her heart.
I said, let's end down by 32 at the end of the session.
Right?
I think at least 10.
Get the first down, baby.
Let's go.
You're not fucking with Cooper De Gea, Stop You, Really?
I said it was re-blakenship and like that you're stopping me.
Put your fucking shoulder down and get the fucking Inzo.
Care to explain why you're somehow level one in one of your main games right now?
I haven't played in two months.
I need one stop, bro. I need one fucking stop.
Yeah, I rubbed the whole way. That was through the whole way, bitch.
Yeah, don't do that same bullshit on me again, pussy.
No.
Dumbass really thought that she was going to work again.
Quit.
Quit.
Quit.
Here it comes, any second?
Connection to the bone has been lost.
There it is. There it is. There it is. That's nine games down.
We have the fucking rocket league and Tetris.
Out of piss.
I'm losing my mind. I'll see how you feel it bro. I don't have rocket league installed.
I had to install Rocket League.
I had to install it on this computer. I didn't... shit.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, man.
I can be done in 20 minutes.
20 minutes or not, I can be fucking done.
Even if I lose Rocket League, it's okay.
I got Madden. I'm good at Madden. I'm not fucking amazing. I can definitely be beat, but I'm good at Madden.
I just, my goal right now, I cannot go back to Mario Kart.
Cannot go back to fucking Mario Kart, man. I cannot go back there.
Like, that has to be, like, I have to look at this gauntlet now. It's like, chess, smash, Madden, rockety tetris, coin flip.
That's the gauntlet.
We gotta wait five minutes for this game to be done.
F?
Grab a limit to download.
Actually, I'm not gonna limit that. I don't care if I have. I'm on a server, so I'll just restart the stream.
I
Don't I restart in two seconds
How do I shoot away through this bro, it's really okay. I shot under beer to get three CS. That's it
That's it
Actually, I shot in three beers
So
No
This is that man
You've got a lock to me money. Don't forget you got to get your Nipples pierced if you fail or hauntless by the end of winter
Shug another beer before you lose your butt
This is my first time being this far
Remember bro you still are the co-op gaming gorm
How many days have been where you do every cod zombie easter egg in a row how many days have been I'll see
89
98 days this is the farthest I've been so basically I'm not coming. I'm not getting back here
You rubber anthem?
That's the samodan!
Who wants a samodan?
Angel, I need another one!
I'll get another one!
Angel, I need another one!
I need another one!
That's why I need another one.
I'll get another one.
All right, put some of that off.
All these motherfucking non-subscribers, they're sitting there waiting.
They want me to get the coin flip.
They want me to get there.
You know what they want to happen?
They want me to go all the way back down to CSGO.
That's what they're fucking waiting for.
They want to see that all the way down.
It's hard to get anywhere to do with this clown.
Locked in, uncle.
two minutes should spend this time to try to fix this on God
the Tetris already Tetris is if I win this rock of the game I have Tetris
99 my fucking best game probably my second best game actually I think I have a
I'd probably a better winner at Tekken but definitely my second best game top
three best game on this gauntlet
it's hard to get any word in with this clown e-money this is it and it now
and it's e-money seven first to 99 a bro my last touch of scam I got first
place I did yesterday. Time before that I got third. Like I'm telling you I can get first in Tetris.
Imagine looking at his face when he keys up against David.
It's the alcohol buff, man.
It's almost done.
My mom is watching.
Alex, I know your ass is just in there giggling at yourself, man.
You're so fucking dumb.
Somewhere in Locket League? It's almost done, man.
It's almost done.
It's done.
I'm hiding here.
It's opening we set this right man are you sure you want to beat this car like it's
only constant I mean it has been good content the last three months I'm not
gonna lie like I've been in it's been nice not having to find a new game to
play every day. But it's time for it to end. The game won't open. It won't open. Why won't
Open it open.
Can we see me reopen it?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Zack, hold on.
Sorry.
Jack, hold on. Sorry.
Come on, man. Please open. Why is it not opening?
Well, why is it not opening?
Per Section 7, Article 4 of the Binding Gauntlet Agreement.
If you do not start Rocket League in the next five minutes it is an automatic loss.
What the fuck?
Let me verify the game files, maybe.
What's going on?
Look at your steam, what is open? Nothing's open.
Probably restart PC because of anti-cheat. Just buy it on the PS5.
I could just reset my computer really quick and go to clicks.
I'm on a server, so if I can easily restart my PC, it won't turn the stream off.
Let me verify the game files first
I just...
My phone died.
You see that the game has no shots corrupt?
Well, we're gonna see.
Come on.
Okay, all right, I'm gonna restart the stream really quick, not the stream.
I'm gonna restart my computer, the stream's gonna go to clips.
So I'll be right back.
Five minutes.
Five minutes.
Me or be.
I used to get so excited when I hear the ice cream.
Yeah.
Should I just tell you if you can guess?
Fuck this hole.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Sorry, I had a laugh.
Are you okay?
Yes!
Sorry, I had a laugh.
Do you think you could take a 14 inch penis?
I'll be honest, normally I do.
But I'm streaming and it takes too much time when I'm streaming.
I will be able to play the game.
You gonna go to anything at school today?
That's all.
Did you tell your teachers I don't work anymore?
Yes.
Why did you do that?
Because you don't wear anything.
Yes, I do work, okay?
Because you don't.
Why are you being mean?
You guys don't see a pussy?
Huh?
I don't know why she started off here.
Actually, that does not work.
What's up, Broly?
I'm good.
It's my favorite.
The Uncle T?
How does she know she...
I know she knows this one.
Who is this, Emmy?
E.
Sorry, I was picking you.
Who is that?
That's your mama
Okay, here we go.
Please work, man, please work, please, please, please, it's got you.
I'm not downloading on the PlayStation because it's a different game like it it's like it
doesn't play the exact same as doesn't replace the PC I cannot do it on the PlayStation it's
not the same. What do I do? Why is it doing this?
Hey, stupid fuck! I just retarded my entire fucking computer! What are you talking about?
I've had time before, okay, you have a fix for it.
Anybody have a fix for a please?
I don't want to give them any different. I'm scared.
But my settings are a little bit different
In broccoli the broccoli
Who we need?
Damn, that sucks. I guess you'll have to replace Rocket League with Fall Guys first place from
now on. He's right.
What is this fucking genius?
I thought it renamed the folder.
I don't get computers at all.
I don't get them.
Okay.
I am scared of shit, man. You bet your ass I am.
I just have to look at it with the scope of...
I can't go back to fucking Mario Kart.
I have chess, Smash, Madden. That's my safety net.
You already know you're going back, little man?
He clearly used his connections to Israel in order to hire a Mossad agent to throw this match for him.
The lonely is joint time.
No, baby, we're on the last game of the gauntlet.
We're on game fucking 11.
No, one game led to another coin thing.
I
Have to play it on this shit
I'm gonna play it right here. Can you guys give me check? I should try to fix it. I
Want to play it right here, bro? I don't want to play it on this TV
Oh.
What's going on?
What's going on?
Oh, I don't wanna leave something, hold on.
The fairy alternate?
No, no, no, what is it?
What is that?
A test.
I'll get to work.
Yay!
Look!
Angela!
Never mind, never mind, sorry.
I feel chores and stress.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
What do you mean detecting the body through, it's just working!
Where'd it go?
Brother!
wait hold on it might be good for you guys this is actually really awkward for me I'm
I'm at like the five.
Well, I have to move it.
I have to move it in front of me.
There you go.
You're made for Eric Tetris, Tetris, man.
This is it.
It's just the fucking last gate and you got a fucking coin flip.
Come on.
Come on.
Here we go.
Come on.
Come on!
It's hard to get any more than with this club.
I
I
I
I
No!
No!
Oh my god.
I fucking messed up so bad.
I'm so cool.
Okay, shut your ass up.
Okay shut your ass up.
I should have kept fucking boosting I thought I had it I should have kept boosting
Oh, that's bad.
Yeah, I just...
Wait, do my eyes deceive me?
That the classroom TV
Oh my god, I'm fucking troll
Two disabled freaks battling it out on their car in BFFD PT.
Last game, listen to this before you play.
At least we know you can't drink Tetris 99 because you don't even have 99 real viewers
to join me nah ha ha ha ha
I
I
Oh my gosh.
I am calling for an immediate investigation into today's gauntlet activities.
All log files will need to be audited by independent investigation teams.
All game inputs will need an analysis to be conducted for abnormalities.
Angela Wario will also be detained for questioning as a possible accomplice in a gauntlet manipulation scheme.
Don't leave the country, buddy. You will be receiving some calls very soon.
Oh, no.
I was looking at a good spot to I just put one piece wrong and I kept fucking stacking
You're not doing the wrong after that man.
Why stupid fuck
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game.
So you definitely know this guy right? I'm pretty sure you sat next to him on the short
3
2
3
2
3
2
3
2
3
2
3
2
3
2
So, you're telling me, you can be tall?
No, I'm not.
I'm not tall.
I'm not tall.
I'm not tall.
Although you're telling me, you can beat all those other games so easily that you can't beat your
main game? Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ana the choking coming
I
That's a fucking chum.
Sheer pet hair.
He looks like Laurie Lightfoot.
ha ha ha ha
Holy fuck!
How am I supposed to fucking defend this? Goddamn!
Like actually!
it will be even more games like f0.99
No, I'm not winning another locket. It has to happen now.
The last game was fucking nuts, but they were non-stop with packing, literally.
God, it can be over right now, man, it can be over in literally 12 minutes, man.
Oh
Oh
Oh come on I can't I can't go what the fuck is that oh my god
I can't fucking do it, bro.
Aw, that got stuck in place!
We're on top 15 every fucking time, man.
You're so sleepy, El Undescore?
El Undescore?
El Undescore?
E-Money, this is important.
The drunk buff is wearing off.
You are getting sleepy, tired, but he...
There is only one solution.
You know what you have to do.
Drink a beer, drink more beer. Angela, get this man an alcoholic beverage.
I'm about to bed, right underneath my nice, cozy blankets, so I can close my eyes and
go to sleep maybe you should try that hell go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep just for a minute
try resting your arms go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep
what
I
God damn the road has to be here. I was it's so fucking unrealistic
To win six straight rocket league game, it's not happening literally it's not happening. I have to live here
It's not going to happen. I have to wait right here or I'm going to be back.
I'm the best fucking player in this lobby. I know I am.
Oh
Well, if attacking is actually not stopped.
I'm getting attacked like non-stop constantly for fucking
What the fuck?
The downfall to counter spike begins. Legendary crash out incoming.
I can't wait to watch the gold clip for another full month.
Here all the Z-money's set in one.
Oh my god, I actually went up the fucking thing and I couldn't get back.
Thanks for treating us here to polls with such a good Saiternian war.
I
Would I expect I'm not gonna win fucking six rock league games in a row
Thank you for fucking mad at the E-Fucking-Retard, guys.
We'll go on then, turn on.
I'm so close. It's fine. I got mad. I'm fine. I'm gonna be fine.
What the fuck is going on, why?
as
the
guy
yelping
Money goss yi money gassy I money gassy antis, I guess heown digasi
I
Hate technology I
I hate technology, bro.
I'm pressing the power button, and it won't turn on until I press the power button again,
which when I press it again, it turns off.
Come on.
Get on the device.
Yeah, go on then.
I'm sure the police station turned on.
Okay.
What?
Why does the PlayStation keep turning off?
If the TV's on, the PlayStation won't a turn.
The second the TV turns on the PlayStation turns off. Why?
It's the place the PlayStation like
I'm gonna die!
And Princess Kribee, I am the junior lady of the world!
In addition to being able to spot any enemies under water,
I also want to make a really fun turkey!
You're me! I want real food! We're gonna die!
Yeah, I thought you'd fall! There's more right there!
I have a lot of bad ideas!
You boys and titties stay here!
I'm gonna take this sharpening stick and find some welts sandwiches!
What the shit was just working?
It won't turn on, but I'm on the screen.
It won't.
It'll be...
If I go home...
It'll turn on.
It'll turn on.
The second it goes to the screen, it turns off!
Maybe if you read what it says you illiterate fucking buffoon.
you
you
you
you
you
Why touching them?
As we are only one hour away from the legendary 4am stream, a good reminder that the Cowboys
lost to the Detroit Lions on October 13th, 2024, 47-9. Also, wait, is that a courtroom
TV?
Hey man, can you order me a pizza?
Money. There we go. Easy.
There we go, baby.
Fuck the dog.
Fuck the dog.
Good night.
Know that today will be the closest you will ever get to win in this gauntlet.
Truly puts a smile on my face and I enjoy your suffering every second of your stream.
You deserve a hashtag release if they are old files.
I'm not reading a chat by the way, I don't look at a red chat for like two hours.
I
Sat oh, you're gonna quit this is a free win. Oh
My god
Another fucking drink or I'm gonna get a headache if I can't stop drinking or I'm gonna like
No they
Yeah.
You take out left to prevent the first down.
Now they face a third and 10 after back to back in completion.
The dentist is running back.
I
Yes, oh my god, I explore touching a click and you're right back where you were
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
You
I don't know what to do with it.
There we go.
There we go.
You're a millionaire fix your setup, Paul.
I don't got time to fix it though.
There we go.
Yeah, today I don't know. Hey, Nate, do you think it's a 10 bucks, bro? I'm mad.
I don't have time to fix it. Nope.
This works just fine like what's what's the difference? You can't see my face you do some fun
My I think that is your welcoming money. I appreciate it
Manly?
Oh my god, you got fucking burnt bro
I have a certain type of ready-to-order. You can try again.
I'll give you all of this mustard on the top.
And they line up now for the right leg and the last play on the first half.
Right leg!
Now, take a timeout and build some more.
After the second down play, they burn the timeout.
They need to sweat out the final few takes here on the second floor.
Ready to rain the rain.
I saw your setup so I thought I should help the less fortunate put it to good use e-money
Where we fucking go, baby?
I'm not less fortunate, man. I just too lazy. Thank you, though.
No way, no way, let's go, baby.
Let's go!
I am upset in chat by giving you money
Bro, fuck the chat
Here is one dollar to tell you goodnight
Goodnight, bro
Let's fucking go!
I'm not going back to Mario Kart, bro
I'm actually gonna have to be here till fucking 10am
I'm so tired.
How's that?
I
Woke up and he's so mad. Yeah, bro. I got Tetris second place was wide peaked
That fucking second place
Nice.
you
you
you
you
you
You
It's up.
All right, Rocky League and Tetris, man, I'm done.
I think I'm not talking to you guys forever because I'm always looking at this damn TV.
What up?
Are you guys, are you guys just waking up?
Yeah, I'm not worried about QuikTip, bro.
Let me get that shit first try.
I started a game by accident.
Oh well.
It does not count.
Why would that count?
I'm not past this game.
No, I don't want to watch man.
of
Oh
So you drank, sucked, fucked, and cheated the rules to get to this point. I'm disappointed. You really have let the real ones down today.
I'm
I'm most hated chat who I stopped sending bits when you guys like me more
I
Guys like everywhere
The Rob 221 is genuinely built different.
Every stream is pure chaos, perfect timing, accidental genius, and non-stop laughs.
You don't just watch a rob, you witness him.
Absolute main character, Twitch wouldn't be the same without him.
I don't see a monkey, a fiery monkey.
Whatever, how did I not hit that man?
Oh, how can I not touch that?
of
Truly.
Great win, Gout. You're the best to ever touch the pitch.
Thank you, thank you.
Press down.
Press down.
Press down.
I'll fix it later man, I don't have time right now man, I'm just late, I gotta fucking
beat this shit, it's the last game, I could be done with this shit in 12 minutes.
And he won me seven.
It's hard to get any word in this corner.
Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric...
It's hard to get anywhere to use this point.
It's hard to get anywhere to use this point.
Erick.
well yeah these lobbies are insane man
I
Where I killed him
It's hard to get any word in with this clown.
Oh
Damn it
These lobbies are fucking nuts!
Fucking sixth place man. It's like I'm being attacked not like it's like insane how much I'm being attacked the whole time
There's my head I threw my headset somewhere
I'll let you call me two minutes ago so I can shoot on you, nice.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Good job.
I don't know how I'm like 7-1 in Rocket League but it's not gonna last, it's not gonna last.
I'm scared.
Just win it, bro! Just win it! It's right there!
It's right there! You get first place here.
The gala could literally be on you, a coin flip.
The heads, it's fucking over.
The tails, whatever the fuck I decide to pick, it's over.
are sleeping.
Oh
No
Oh
There's some water.
I'm so fucking close, man. I'm so close. Why can't I do this? Two hours ago I got second
place and bucking tetras.
Have a 30 minute nap and get back to it.
I
Mean you both know you're asking go on back to see us
Bro, I cannot stay awake for that long
That shit's gonna be if I go all back to see us. It's gonna be like five hours
I'm not going back
That match still going? Yeah, they are still playing. Holy shit.
going pal you're not finished yet.
of
the
I'm so bad.
I'll see you in my next video.
I don't know if that's the actual thing, but I might, I might get killed.
There are 221 when is the f**k a fan contest.
No, get down the ground!
when is the fucker fan contest
goodnight chers
I've been going to sleep in my nights.
Cozy, warm, soft, relaxing bed.
Also I can't believe that there's a classroom television behind me.
Epic Steve67 said to Nate one more time and you answer.
We're going to put bullshit in here.
Yeah?
I'm going to fucking regular game.
Don't play watching me, it's gonna be quick maybe.
does Eric consa no I don't want to talk to y'all bro I just want to beat this shit
He hates us chats.
By the lion?
Fuck.
Are you fucking...?
You fucking idiot!
No way!
This is a Goofy-ass setup for a millionaire.
I had my chance, bro.
Back to CS2.
Oh
Oh
He's right!
Longest follower gets a gifted at me with follow date
What actually hits me is stop donating now.
No they don't bro, they just do now.
That's how you fucking play baby. Let's go.
I knew that she was going to work, man.
Time is it. Oh my god.
Bro, it's past my bedtime.
I never run out of money at Sparks 317.
Jesus, how did he donate, bro?
Thank you, man.
Hope you're not drunk.
drunk
could you take a fourteen inch penis
Yes, still no, maybe even 15.
Why are you still alive because I'm about to beat the god that you're going so close
to me at the end?
is about to beat the Gauntlet, go on so close, I'm at the end.
Second play from Tetris.
Yes!
Yes!
Whop!
Go E-Money!
Where we go?
Okay, let him go for half time.
dollars and bits one minute ago what the fuck thank you man so you're fucking
nuts you lost your mind thank you
now I'm falling asleep I'm trying I know you're probably so tired cuz you
I received an end of this. I'm trying.
I don't know how to beat him though.
I'm gonna put my D in to the flat.
Yes, this should work.
Boom! That's a six points!
How do you drop that interception?
It's hard to get anywhere in the discipline.
He better kick the, he don't kick the, I'm kicking the fielder from here, bro.
You're going to lose a meter of both.
It's hard to get anywhere you work this crew.
He has that one play to keep doing.
If you mess up, man.
It's hard to get anywhere you work this crew.
I
Money
I've been here since the first second you went live how long I've been live for
of
the
I'm trying to find oils who can't afford to stop at me if it's you
Nathan are you like a fucking millionaire or something or are you
What's going on?
He's refining that shit? You think so?
Oh my god.
Over through it.
I don't want to get anywhere.
Oh my god.
Some people are dumb, in not refunding anything.
Aye.
Goddammit.
the Mario part. Oh my, linebacker is so slow!
Come on, I run all the clock out, get a touchdown, the game's over.
Who do you, bro?
Don't let the chat bring you down
I did this idiot fumble.
What's up he money?
Just wanted to let you know I actively refunded $1000 worth of donations yesterday and they
all got approved.
Thanks for the money bitch.
I'll be here for my lawyer.
And I quote your mom who keeps donating, 75% going to his ex-wives is this true king.
So you don't believe that?
Why do I keep clocking?
Not popping out.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, bro!
Oh
He's forgetting a new broken with this money be honest. That's what chat is saying
Some people are done sure but you Nathan you brutally retarded
This is a twitch prime from a stolen credit card that I will be charging back just because I speak for the whole chat right now
Oh my god.
two teams as we get to 10 for the fourth goal.
Thanks chat.
Need a fucking interception please!
Please!
Yes!
Yes!
MWAH!
Skimbro.
You know, it's not letting me run the clock.
Hold on to it manually.
It's going to be boring, but fuck it, man, it's already boring.
I'm just going to keep it going.
The TV falls directly on your dick.
One more first down this game's over, bro.
Shit!
Nice.
Nice.
They did just spend his last penny.
Ha ha ha.
Very good, man.
Why you taunting him?
I don't think Jack knows who I am.
Well, what the fuck damn Nathan, thank you, bro, holy shit.
Thank you. I appreciate that, man. I like to be gotten a donut like that in like three years.
I don't know what's going on.
There we go.
All right.
We're on.
You got the attention
We're on rocket League now, bro
Please be the money I'm so tired be two, bro. I
Could be done with this shit in 20 minutes think about that less than 20 minutes. I could be done. Oh
Oh my god my control problem.
No way.
Look at the top of his head.
someone said to 221
see it clear it
Oh my god, I'm throwing.
of
What the fuck?
Oh my god, bro, that was actually fucking good.
I'm going to use the shield to get the shield.
Bro just scored on himself.
So fucking sick of this shit, man.
Someone defeated a man.
My eagles.
I'm going to make this game quick.
We'll talk about when you come with that TV.
I'm tired.
I'm fucking tired.
How long do you think you can keep playing? 24 hours? 30 hours? He got himself stuck in
this loop and will choose to end and restart tomorrow. Peace.
I'm not gonna let you get away with this.
I'm not gonna let you get away with this.
Fucking ketsha shit pussy.
Yeah, bro, my head's on it, that's what you do.
play a game or something, that's a little bitch, bro.
Don't pick on me, Leslie.
3, 2, 1.
1, 2.
3, 2, 1.
3, 3.
Well, if you're getting pressed so hard on the line, then I'm getting bit at the same time.
I'm
Oh
It's hard to get anywhere
We are in the real world. It's the key dance.
We'll be right back.
Alright.
We're on the 2nd level.
Ohhhh.
From 31, here is the 2nd and 3rd level.
I can't fucking write.
We show for real.
I'll kill you!
I'll kill you!
Royale King, you fucking losers!
I'm going to put all this hair out of my hand.
a little bit proud of all these negative plays.
We're starting to pile up with the first camera,
but it's a lot of settle down.
Absolutely.
I should scale these up a little bit,
but they just always have something to do with it.
They always just always have something to do with it.
You know what I mean?
The best of these cameras, it just sets me on a screen.
It's all the pilot, which of the operatives
has something to do with it.
It just doesn't work.
It's not.
There we go.
It's a winnable game.
Yeah, I can't making that throw.
Yeah, you don't know ball, bro.
It's possible.
It's possible.
You've got to be hurt.
Good day, good day.
I don't know what I'm talking about, but it's a really good program.
And it's really determined that they're down with Brown and not in Congress time,
but they still try to take a role in their pay ban.
They have a call to get a complete, and have the most use for pensions
and has a number of trust issues to protect you.
Because at least you're a real big company.
That'd be great.
Who are you going to get this? Who are you going to get this?
Oh
I have an idea here. Is he going to be a touchdown or a pitch?
I'm going to put it to R1, and then I'm going to put it to R2, and then I'm going to put
Your drugging is stupid for fucker!
You deserve to lose your job.
We're going back to the right.
That tailor is on second down.
We're going to go down to the left again.
We're going to go to the right.
We're going to go to the right again.
We're going to go to the right again.
We're going to take this thing we can lay back and we're going to go up.
and
it's hard to get anywhere
there we go
Just five, bro.
We got time for one more play.
I didn't feel good right here.
I'm sure it's the damn biggest ball, but he can't score, he has too much in place,
he can't score on me.
Oh, how he so open bro, what is he doing?
Oh
We win the game now
We're going to lose some of the cowboys, man.
Of course I'm winning.
We have the two kids all and now we're in a storm.
It's just going to come and we'll be tired.
We're going to be out of town in the next six years.
And just to remember, the culmination is the new recent orange ballroom.
It is needed.
So while we're in the storm, the air comes, now we have to get this one away.
We're on the return as we're talking.
I've got so many drops man!
The second place in Tetris.
last game I got second place.
Alright one smash.
Well, I've been actually past Mario Kart for like six hours, right?
Like, yeah, it's like six hours
I'm not going back.
I'm not going back.
Don't give up, I swear, I'm not.
I genuinely feel sorry for you dude, all your men being outed on this damn platform,
You've been stuck on this challenge for like 3 months and your busted ass hairline keeps
getting worse.
genuinely sad to see Chin up king.
I'm going to switch my camera.
Oh fucking God, there's all the-
There we go.
Well, I'm actually so bored about it.
We're not going back.
We're not going back, bro.
Here we go.
Where we did
I'm so tired. I think we got this shit 30 minutes man
They think me a networks are currently down
No, no
No way.
No way.
No, no, no, no, no.
Hey, little people, man, how about ATM learning?
Sing me a little talk show.
you
you
you
you
you
you
no exceptions you like ncda do not lie scamming this will result in electric
chair never played in a good dog will go to sleep
Not this one.
How long it is B?
You're bad at 25?
Well, how about you download it, bro?
How long is game Madden 26 scheduled maintenance usually last?
two to four hours
occasionally lock a report something else
brother
we're doing it we're doing it's a double ed
it's a matter it's really just like that it's a football game
i'm not fucking waiting two hours
on the wires you guys are saying no deal just be fucking difficult same shit
you're unranked into the A
i was just unranked and maddened, what do you mean?
I'm doing MOB. Why would you want MOB over NCAA? I don't understand. What's your thought
process there? If it's Madden, NCAA is literally these, it's just the college version.
and will be the same difficulty no it's not what do you mean
see what was the same why I don't difference for my existence because
they're just retarded bro
you literally talk about how mc double is way better
shut the fuck up it is not a better game game
you will wait
Well, this shit's so fucking lame. Scheduled maintenance is so cringe.
So much fallout for four hours.
I
Fuck I even gonna change brother. I know there's I know they're just sitting there. They ain't doing shit right now
They ain't doing a single damn thing to get the games and to come back the exact same
The servers are out.
You said a long old take the download and mad,
may I already have mad 25 actually.
Oh, there we go.
There we go.
I don't remember this shit.
Let me get my camera ready.
I'm going to fucking try hard to not play this game.
Wake up to sweet and savoury perfection.
The bacon Mcriddle stacks crispy bacon, fluffy eggs, and melty cheese between warm maple
infused griddle cakes.
It's breakfast that hits fast, satisfies heart, and turns any morning into a crave worthy
win.
You deserve it.
E-Money 7.
The time shot does shit six beers no I'm good man. I'm a fucking headache. I'm hungry.
There's no way there's anybody playing this game actually.
Wait, what the fuck?
Sunshine of class attacks have landed in line
for the yearless afternoon of AT&T,
standing in an armament in Texas.
I remember who's on the team last year
Wait the Cowboys were asked this year fucked wait, they had Justin Tucker
Oh my god, that has hurt this year I got Michael Parsons though hold up
Oh, okay.
This game is exactly the same, by the way.
Uh, okay.
that
bro
How am I supposed to stop this shit?
I just realized that your friend was named after a guy who was named 169 times in the
Epstein files aware.
Jesus, let me win, man, please.
No, he's not gonna get it. Yes!
Is it ready to have a good defense?
Sometimes, I think it's just a hand-wrestling, a stand-wrestling.
Maybe that's when you start a little bit of a session on a run.
I think that's it. This time, we'll look at something that we're trying to do by now.
According to me, we should start to find out what we're seeing.
We're trying to force top 2 as we're coming up over the guy down.
Feeling trapped in his back.
Unable to next, in a minute, he's the withdrawal.
We'll do to his right.
Yeah, but change your other super brain in a corner about a few kilometers left.
We'll be done in a second.
There we go, baby.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go let's go
This part of the gauntlet yeah, bro, I'm at the very end I
Win this game. I went a rocket league game. I get first place in Tetris and then a coin flip
I got the fucking second place in Tetris over here.
I
Didn't even throw on the ball
He got it really three people
why doesn't he have any today bro is gonna be the reason his daughter misses
school because he stayed a fall night baby raging at video games check ass
I didn't hear what the
I don't have my headset on.
I don't want to repeat it.
you hold the fucking ball retard huh that's why your dumb ass got cut
Oh my god, what is that blocking?
What is this bro what is our death stats like dog shit on here or something like what is that
Rose
Right now, we've got control.
Yeah, but these came out when their house was going down.
We're planning to get out of Jackson.
We're gonna come over to Jackson and get some nice time on Sunday.
Yes!
Something needs to go over there for the very first day.
And until then, it's gonna be a lot for Jackson and the ladies.
Who just bought half me right?
He's going for around fourth and twenty-two.
You're gonna know for a 10 hours chance that it's going deep for me.
It is time to drink more.
The search for me is a little enough for it.
I don't know if someone from England doesn't fail.
And now, we're actually going to go over the outside of 15 yard wide.
Let's carry on to the end of the day.
The state's middle is just not much room there to operate.
the
I have a little choice. Get there, leave, and I'll find a better one on that.
Tuck down and bring the calories up to your fridge or a truck.
That's got a little throat for it.
It's not me taking down, it's a sack. And they think I'm on the driver's side.
So I have to touch down. We gotta get this one away.
I'm going to stop. I'm going to
stop. Come on. I'm so tired.
I'm like dozing off right now.
I can kick it from here.
I'm kicking this bitch.
Let's watch this.
Come on, go, go!
You left the chess chart, no good.
Time for writing, we can have time.
Two quarters down, two still remain.
We step aside, this is the NFL, body and sports.
Welcome back Charles and I,
set on the number 44, number three.
A one touchdown ball game, 14-7,
our sports will get back at it, body and sports.
So, return to your position,
I'm sure of the 32.
The Raven offense, that's a lot of fun.
It's a lot of fun.
It's not very much of this game, but when you trade on the next game, you play a draw, so you take it out.
You might get some kind of turnip, but because you're playing full of good music,
you can pass it all along, but I established a working game.
The title I'm writing on the left post-game, but you have to get back in balance.
There's a lot of fun in that game.
Right here, we're coming up for the set up.
Right now, I'm at the log in again.
As it's night, we're up to the continues.
I'm back down now, I'm at the log in on the show.
Some of the first thousand thoughts to come up.
That ain't no lie, second of trial.
Jackson.
Where's somebody here?
They're on the line.
Yeah.
Nice warm bed right now.
I want the world to be a place where I can spend time with my friends and share the burden.
I never spent so many on four-times.
Sometimes the charm is thinking that we're unknowing.
So I can put on four of them now,
from just outside the 30 years for us to stand.
Rumble!
I think I'm going to have a great time.
I'm going to spend time again.
I'm going to blitz him up.
No fucking way!
Just let me fucking win, boy, please, just let me win.
you
you
you
you
you
I don't know who I want to play, bro.
I'm
Can you just move your putes out of frame y'all don't want to see me man
I don't know what to do.
I don't know.
Are they good last year?
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to go back to the game and I'm
That's going to be an easy game.
How do the lines out with the Super Bowl with this team?
The team is so stacked.
I'm just going to go out and down to 20 years ago before I got a balance.
That's good for understanding.
It can be loud for y'all.
It can be loud for y'all.
It can be loud for y'all.
It can be loud for y'all.
It's a good start for the job.
And that will see if they can continue to work.
Thank you.
I have one here.
They're full of color right now.
They're fighting for their class.
Big boy, big boy.
I understand.
You have a good second.
Send more.
We have a camera here, so it's got to show it.
And I was thinking of creating another big boy.
And you're getting here to, like, stand your own line.
Stand up here.
Don't you show them the first time.
They're taking over that one second now.
I'm not even looking at the
money. All I can do is three.
The skin's actually better. It's so much faster paced. I like it.
Yeah, but I'm so confident in that row.
Jackson and the Reigns come up now first and 10 and they're on 27.
I
On it don't go for it, bro. You don't want to do that
My god, bro, my mic's been unmuted this whole time
all day. He's going to quit.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
I'm going to get a water up here.
I
Know the setup is
This is a scuffed ass setup man. I thought my normal setup is scuffed. Holy shit
Don't do that. Don't do what, bro?
I'm gonna be out here in 20 minutes.
What, you're better already?
Seven four and rocket league lock in
Almost six am your tongue in Red Bull a bro. I gotta lock in I gotta win this Tetris match
Nobody if you count seconds explain I'm view-bottling now what
Obviously joking. They made the Clint Flip? Nope, I got second place in Tetris.
of
Oh, we said we said we said we said we said you're back.
We certainly set, we certainly set, we set.
Wow, what a save.
Slow down. What are you doing? Actually...
Fuckin' stupid mother- Why go for that?
I
Know fucking on those money when broke we
of
back up.
I
On the Lions
Why do I always return I always get the ball first every single game today about
the first I don't really care if it's weird
I'm like six and one I'm mad.
Oh
Bro, how do you drop?
Yeah, he's right.
This is not good.
Oh
What the fuck
Oh my god, I'm in the land bed so bad.
That's a light here.
I think that gets you here.
So how do you start to care for no gain?
What brings out the decline now?
Why do you need my honest money to move the states?
God, I'm out of trouble.
I don't know if I'm finding out where the car is going to be.
I don't know if I'm actually going to talk to this man
inside the car on the right of the train.
There we go, baby can't stop. He literally can't stop anything I do
I'm running this bitch in with Jared golf right at the middle
Oh, my God.
So, keep on this angle. Thanks, man. My posture is so bad.
Oh, no.
You guys come for you right now.
I
Pick a fucking play bro, I don't want to see the replay
There we go, there we go.
go
He's still alive, unfortunately, he's still here.
people are actually playing Madden 25 at 6 in the morning he missed the fact you
missed
I'll play for this challenge these people just like booting up Madden 25
that
let's go
Put the game bro. Put the game man, please.
I'll send you 20 B bucks.
I
That's a fumble of the fuck
We make some eggs you can have any low on egg in a basket that sounds so good
What the fuck is that, bro?
So you like, cracking egg in the middle of a piece of bread.
Like you cut out a hole in the bread, and you put the egg in there and you cook it on
the stove.
That's P.I.
I can't believe they didn't call that.
That's Pat.
They didn't call that on me.
But he's punning the fuck.
He's just playing the game the right way.
This might actually be a kid.
As he's on the game, his parents would get him.
I don't think I'm going to try to score here, I'm just going to win the top.
Incredible what they do, and you saw the celebration, pure, unrivaled joy after that one.
A shotgun stand for gold.
A gun is thrown out of your mouth.
A gun is owned by every one of us at SAC.
Now the cowboys feel heard the first and every time of us.
As they stop a few inches under 46 to go, they'll be in the next first half.
Now a third along now look at one.
I'm gonna give this one the next turn.
I'll give it 13er now where we do it now.
It's worth it though.
I kinda always gonna use their second time.
I bet them as they get it right in the 30 second mark of this first time.
I'm faking this shit.
I ain't, I'm faking it.
I
Fucking idiot throw the ball
Why is it still live cuz I'm about to beat this challenge man, that's why
I'm this close. The hardest part's done. It's my first time being this far in 98 days.
get caught by Dak. There we go. Nice.
Come on man, quit the game.
I
Had a big tabla is no
Who gives a fuck well the shit doesn't need to be moving 20 messages a minute all right
People are fucking chillin'.
Are you autistic?
You have brain rot?
Well, just quit the game, dawg. You are ass. You fucking suck.
I think it's going to be a
first today trail here as well as we
mentioned in the third quarter.
Exits here in the 25.
Just a little past there.
The 26.
This guy has night shifts and he's playing after work
before bed.
You're probably right.
Why he playing the old man?
Oh yeah, because the new man's on.
I need to take my contacts up.
Something last time.
Fuck.
Let's have a good time!
Can't wait to see more of this.
See you all in the room.
So many funny hearts.
And the cowl is no one else.
The one who will historically all the world.
Motherbird girl.
That's the story of the end of the year.
The third quarter, we get back in this game.
Can you believe this?
And this is on their side.
Who we are?
We know where we are.
But sometimes, the boring jokes.
That were to turn to our new place.
So, for your combination, could you see how relaxed I was getting there?
And as you all know, it's a wide-angle version.
So, we're taking down a fair amount of air, and you're only making this a bit further.
So, I'm just testing it out, but we're not going to check this one out.
They run the clock Eric
I
the
People who have been here the whole stream should reflect upon their life.
When it builds their off day man they just been playing another game and I'm on the second
I
Followed my boss and he said it's cool to take the day off
off.
Let me know.
Y'all ever caught off work to watch my stream?
getting three yards and 11
meaning a conversion here on 36
when are in need of six yards here
they don't do the change
now the gun gone
I was short-handed
and I was looking for a look
on the line
this is trying out to me that time
nine yards and the six on the gun
now the stream's fucking suck
okay
now what?
They're not playing a game of countless.
An amic guy who's in control right now.
They're a trigger guy, drawing it.
They're just as confident with him doing that.
And they will end up trying to run the ball and run the clock out.
So let us let to play in this football game here on E-8 Sports.
My boys are not saying necessarily this day just because we're all in first game.
I get a first down here. I win the game.
there we go. There we go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. She looks
It looks like a Russell Rave.
3,800 viewers too many for all that.
I
Got like co-op with soil no
Until reset you're fine.
I'm not playing another fucking mad game bro that shit was so boring.
Are you lying?
Because I'm on the second, I'm on the third to last game on the gauntlet and I don't
the end. I haven't received the payment for the defaults. What can I expect the money?
Oh, that's the
farthest you've gotten. Yes, bro.
I'm going to go in 90. Wait.
You know what, I do deserve it, man, I've been working hard.
I
Bro wait hold on these stats are wrong. I have not lost two Madden games
I'm so positive I haven't
Because I've won two yes, that's a wrong
Only lost one Madden game today
I'm telling you that make no sense because I was oh and two on smash when I started
and now I'm two and oh he's hallucinating that means I had to win one game to get to
Madden and if I'm telling you that's wrong I lost two Madden games today I lost one
Take your meds. I'm not tripping, bro
Just think about it. I was 0 and 2 going into it. He takes one win to get to Madden
If and I never after I got past smashed I never went back down to chess. Did you do the math only one game?
It doesn't really matter.
I had seven Tetris games today and I lost...
Oh my fucking god.
That's your goat, bro? 21st?
I pulled that game up to that planet for 3-4 weeks and I got first place, first game.
You can be Clinton Mario Kart consider this challenge done.
It doesn't matter if David's nice or you already stabbed me once today.
Y'all don't remember the rule I made. It does not matter.
Looking fat as fuck, King.
I'm not. I'm cute.
You're still scanning. It's not scanning.
I'm not going to put the same fucking Smurf every fucking time.
In every fucking game. It's just lame.
I thought I played them one time and does not count anymore
You without the e and t and see it add glee
We call it ugly. Good one man. You just make that shit up like at it
You said watching me with against people? I do.
They said there's crime, man.
How has the forehead been growing?
It's not.
I'm just using you wearing a hat so you haven't noticed it so now you see it.
I'm so fucking tired.
I think I'm going to go to Dallas next weekend and do some fun stuff there.
You know, I've been here for five years
and I've never just like taken a small little trip to Dallas.
I'm gonna be fun.
Do you remember maybe like aquarium?
Yeah, I'm sure they got fun stuff to do in Dallas.
I
Dallas has asked from the New York City fuck New York
Especially during this time you're out of your fucking mind, bro. Maybe during the summer
Brazil? No, I'm good. Anybody here from Brazil?
But I'm so tired I'm not I can't walk in I'm literally like
I'm not going to India. Why would I ever, what is there in India that I think we want
to go that I don't have here culture I don't care about culture I am not like a culture
I don't want I don't care to go to places for their culture
I
Wish it's boring. I want to go somewhere have a fun time
Take a trip to London then I'm I'm good. Let's go to New York
I've always wanted to go to Australia, it's just such a long flight, but I've been to
Australia I'd want to go like to Aussie and then I'd want to go to like take a flight to Vietnam
Thailand
Like since I'm already over around that area
That'd be Taiwan
Japan it always stay over there for like two months
I ain't going to New Zealand. I'm good.
I'm not sure that we are fighting. What the fuck?
I
Thailand not India because bro I
I'm gonna give up the ball
I don't need to say what it's saying to him, I feel like a dickhead now, he's being nice.
to get it. Thank you.
I actually started to mad at game.
Okay, he was staying back the whole time.
That's why at this rank, you can get most of those just like just wait for them to mess
and then you just push it in. So free. I'll just sit and go and let them miss.
Yes, sorry Mrs. Principal, I had to drop off any 3 hours late to school because I was
playing video games.
Did I at least win?
No.
Stop spamming, I feel like the timer down.
What?
We're on the last official game and then we got a coin flip
Why am I being tardy?
Oh my fucking god.
Oh, my fucking god!
All that left is a coin clip.
you be testifying at LeCarrie's cold case.
OK, like you guys all know, I'm old viewers,
I'm going to open up CoinFlip on Google.
It automatically flips.
That first flip does not count.
I'm not even going to see heads or tails on it.
The first one does not count because it just
does it automatically.
I'm just getting this out of the way now.
I'm shaking.
Well, not that bad.
It does not count.
Holy fuck.
I'm shivering. I'm so
I'm so nervous. I'm shivering.
Y'all have been so nervous.
You shiver.
What do I call it?
Kills ever fails, right?
Kills ever fails, huh?
No, I gotta go ahead.
I'm going ahead.
Um, I'm going to go.
I'm shaking like fucking crazy.
I don't think I've ever shicked like this.
I'm gonna go ahead to your final answer.
Here we go.
I'm going for this prediction to be done.
Is the prediction done?
There we go.
Three, two, one.
Please, please.
Yes!
It's fucking done.
Yes, yes.
Oh my fucking god, it's fucking done.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
How did everything turn out?
98 days.
Austin, can you leave me the final stats?
Shut me.
Just gifted five subs.
Thank you for the gift.
I
Many months we started this October 30th, I think
Wow, I don't call the valley best two of three
I'm gonna call you. I need to show you something. Okay
Fuck it was so nice going live every day
I haven't no plan like I could just go live and just boot up the stream and that's it
I'm actually kind of sad
Hello, wait, I'm like good shit, bro
Oh my god I fucking did it.
I think it was a gifted.
Oh my god.
I knew once I got past Mario Kart I could not end my stream.
I knew it was not going to end.
Later when you did it, Aussie.
Nibbles underscore four shizzles just gifted five subs.
Skip the first four games.
No I didn't.
Finally E-Money.
Woo.
time to install fallout in the kingdom come deliverance piece
i can't believe this
ninety eight fucking days
actually it's ninety nine days now
ninety nine days
hey bro, can you hear me now?
yeah, I hear you, what's up?
bro, okay, I'm gonna show you something
look at i swear to god, look at this bro, look at this, I'm gonna send you this on this code, yeah?
I
Now what's four hours ago
Four hours ago
I'm gonna fall four hours ago
Yeah, I remember you I remember you spamming this
Bro, I actually can't believe you made up, bro. I can't either. I can't either bro
This is crazy. I actually thought I thought I'd never be done
Disappointing like hey, I'm gonna get your phone. That's actually screwy one sec. I'm still in it now, bro
Yeah, but if you're yelling this whole time
Bro when you got past on
Mario Kart that first one. I was just like bro. No, it's just to be bro. It has to be
Yeah, bro, when I got past Mario Kart, I knew it had to be it had to and what especially when I got past smash
Oh my fucking god. Oh
She brah, I'm just sending you the phone steps now, bro. All right
Yeah, I just answered that should I put it in this quiver
Jesus Christ, it's when rates are rough. Um, you'll guess what rate 39%
percent
Hey, the fucking coin flip does
Oh
Holy shit, bro. I bro, this is crazy man. Wow
Hey, I'm looking a lot like you're looking in rocket League, bro
It's like when you started it today. Yeah, I got really lucky in Rocket League. All right
Thanks for watching bro. Thanks for tracking all this
What I might do actually is I'll probably, that's all the other gauntlets so I might get all three of them and you'll be able to find one
Now we have literally the total of all three just so you can see what it was. Yeah. All right, man. That's actually a deal
All right, bro. See you, bro
All right, see you, bro
Lady since I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do now, man
Actually kind of bummed out
I
Look give us speed I'm just bow. I'm actually like kind of sad. I beat it
I'm not kidding. It was so nice. I had such fucking to do every day time Stephen PLS one-to-one
Now it's like now what I
Know this fucking so many of you guys are so happy you're so sick of the fucking gauntlet
Bro, can y'all let me fucking enjoy something for five seconds why you guys got to do this
This guy's like industry but I don't give a fuck. Get on with it. Don't care.
Y'all can't get hyped.
Good job you finally beat this self-inflicted challenge.
Now you can get back to your usual content.
Oh wait.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
Fucking marbles for games every day.
Yeah, I know this needs happy as shit.
shit. This guy fucking, he carried her every day. Tell me how much he hated the Gauntlet.
I might do a Dark Souls Marathon.
Orstrelunky.
Cool, you did it now, get to the puzzle.
Alright, channel out though.
GG's, man.
Else fun.
GG's.
I'm sure I don't have any live today to be honest with you. I don't be live
I go I've got to sleep for four hours and go live again
Yes, so I don't have anything planned, bro. I don't have time by the way. He skipped three games with beers
So it was only a tipsy nine game Gauntlet. No always no it's because I lost them all the way back down the UFC
He was not three games bitch and y'all voted on it y'all were spamming for me to skip CS go for it
I have five years here
Off chugging just to get past CS go
All right guys, I'll see you later
This is, say, say, say what I'm not going to do about peace.
I'm getting used to it.
Oh my God, he's so scary.
What?
He has a scary face.