Coach Esfand Vikings day 2! Do I keep playing out this season or do I GG go next lol

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02-02-2026 · 9h 53m

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[00:12:30] I'm not going to lie, I consider taking today off.

[00:12:53] I consider it, dude, my schedule has turned into a complete and utter disaster.

[00:12:59] So I have a lot of stuff to do this week.

[00:13:25] There's so much to do.

[00:13:27] There's so much to do.

[00:13:29] But I couldn't leave my people.

[00:13:31] I couldn't leave my people out there

[00:13:33] on the front lines alone.

[00:13:34] The Minnesota Vikings are, wait,

[00:13:37] did I just sim a week on accident?

[00:13:39] Oh frick, I simmed a week.

[00:13:42] I mean, I'm not supposed to sim me a week.

[00:13:57] We won.

[00:13:59] Thank God we won.

[00:14:03] Dude, this franchise is such a disaster.

[00:14:09] This franchise is actually such a disaster,

[00:14:12] not in real life, obviously.

[00:14:15] But this is probably the hardest rebuild I've ever done.

[00:14:19] Like, this is insane.

[00:14:22] Quess, he might be the worst GM of all time.

[00:14:24] What do you mean? They got hired me.

[00:14:29] Like things are things are looking bad right now

[00:14:40] Yeah, things are looking real bad

[00:14:44] We want to get we want to game before we beat the Titans last night we beat the Seahawks

[00:14:51] So here's what we got to figure out

[00:14:54] You beat the two worst teams on a bow

[00:14:57] Well, let's see our storylines.

[00:15:05] Are the forum where strategies are discussed and victories are born.

[00:15:09] Each person there has a voice and a chance to step forward with what they believe is the

[00:15:13] key to this week's game.

[00:15:17] You're back from working at McDonald's.

[00:15:18] Welcome back.

[00:15:19] This is a very balanced team.

[00:15:23] Thanks Kevin O'Call, my office coordinator.

[00:15:25] Nothing is jumping out and scouting that I've done so far.

[00:15:27] I do believe we can win through our offense, though.

[00:15:30] What do you think we should hone in on?

[00:15:32] Well, I think what we should do is we should,

[00:15:39] we gotta establish the run.

[00:15:42] I always say we need to establish the run

[00:15:45] and then I never do that.

[00:15:49] So maybe we should say,

[00:15:52] air it out.

[00:15:53] I'll get the practice lined up. Let's get to a coach. Establish a fast food chain. All

[00:16:03] right, settle in. We need to talk strategy for this week's matchup. Get eight catches

[00:16:08] with Justin Jefferson. It's about timing for the game of my hands, coach. Look at who

[00:16:12] they got across from me. It's no contest. I'm going to feast. We have that opportunity

[00:16:18] it all goes to plan. I have to get eight. How long are they going to get the ball with

[00:16:27] Joe Milton.

[00:16:28] What?

[00:16:29] What is this?

[00:16:30] Coach, you left us in the locker room without food, so we ate the ice cream, the salad in

[00:16:54] the fridge and the quays are dealer that was left by the front door. Hope you don't mind.

[00:17:03] Now what? I do mind.

[00:17:07] We're not going to send this season. Should I send the season?

[00:17:28] What happened to Philip Rivers? Loremaster, please fill me in. Philip Rivers sucked ass.

[00:17:34] Actually, the craziest thing happened, the craziest thing happened.

[00:17:41] I traded Philip Rivers to the Titans, but I didn't look at the team schedule before I

[00:17:45] traded him.

[00:17:46] So I traded, I traded Philip Rivers to the team that we were playing the next week.

[00:17:52] But Philip Rivers ended up getting hurt.

[00:17:56] Philip Rivers got injured in our game.

[00:18:01] And he missed the entire game.

[00:18:03] I guess he's back now. Considered she'd have been a mo. Yeah

[00:18:23] Okay, I feel like if we lose five games in a season are we gonna thank for QB?

[00:18:33] Well, I think we need to play.

[00:18:42] But if we lose, can we tank for a new coach?

[00:18:48] Okay, no.

[00:18:52] Look, so here's what I have done in my coaching.

[00:18:55] Let me give you guys a little bit of a recap of here's what's happened.

[00:19:00] We hit a point where we realized Phillip Rivers is a terrible Madden quarterback.

[00:19:07] Okay?

[00:19:09] We bumped his stats up to be 99 awareness.

[00:19:13] He's kind of accurate.

[00:19:15] He has really high like play action rating and like he's good at all the intangibles.

[00:19:21] Unfortunately, those things don't matter in math.

[00:19:24] Because he's like a 60 speed statue in the pocket.

[00:19:29] He's got a noodle for an arm, okay?

[00:19:32] So every ball was just floating up in the air and getting picked off.

[00:19:36] It was horrible, okay?

[00:19:40] So we decided that it was in the best interest of the franchise to trade Philip Rivers.

[00:19:48] And what we've done is we have now decided-

[00:19:52] That's just one rep counted?

[00:19:53] Yeah, that is true.

[00:19:54] Thank you, thank you.

[00:19:55] Thank you, Tim, thank you.

[00:19:59] So what we've decided to do, Jazz Mag, I think it's 26 months.

[00:20:02] So what we have decided to do is we said, let's trade for a young quarterback that hasn't

[00:20:10] really had the opportunity yet.

[00:20:13] And that man is Joe Milton.

[00:20:15] Now I'm an unbelievably high caliber passing offensive coach.

[00:20:22] So what I did was I put all my stat points into like the tiers or like the abilities

[00:20:28] for quarterbacks plus seven throw on the run plus seven throw under pressure like all that

[00:20:33] stuff deep throwing accuracy feel I got the field general perk I got dashing dots increase

[00:20:40] QB so everything to increase the quarterbacks ability as much as possible increase our receivers

[00:20:48] catching ability maybe but like yeah is my scream where's my scream but basically

[00:20:55] I want to stack up all of the perks, wait a second, hold on, can I double up on this

[00:21:07] and go plus seven accuracy twice?

[00:21:15] Cause that's insane if these two stack.

[00:21:30] Well, I might be able to take a really bad quarterback

[00:21:32] and turn them into a God.

[00:21:37] Okay, anyway.

[00:21:49] These are the skills we're going to go with for this week, confirm.

[00:21:53] I love that Madden is turning into an RPG at this point.

[00:22:03] I have to buy a new green screen.

[00:22:04] My green screen background broke right here.

[00:22:15] So now I just have to make my camera cropped in real tight

[00:22:18] when I'm playing Madden, I guess,

[00:22:19] to save some screen space.

[00:22:21] I wish there was an NFL manager.

[00:22:22] Well, it kind of is, right?

[00:22:34] Yeah, okay. Players, 19 players want to renegotiate their contracts. Okay, he is barely interested

[00:22:54] in resigning. Mike on Wenu.

[00:22:58] That stands the number one rep paladin.

[00:23:02] Yeah, that is true.

[00:23:05] I was looking for a better fit but I'll reconsider it with more offers like this.

[00:23:09] Oh, mid-six, maybe the 46 months.

[00:23:18] Alonte Taylor.

[00:23:21] Jordan Mason.

[00:23:24] Oh, hey, we have a serious, we have a serious kind of decision to make here.

[00:23:35] Do we sell the farm?

[00:23:38] Is it time to sell the farm?

[00:23:42] Is it time to sell the farm?

[00:23:44] And I just get rid of some of these guys.

[00:23:52] Does anybody want Jordan Mason?

[00:23:55] Marvin Memms Jr. for Jordan Mason and a third, wait.

[00:24:01] This is a good idea.

[00:24:17] I feel like this is a good trade.

[00:24:18] Let's see if he'll do a third and a fourth this year.

[00:24:24] And I have no idea man, was this in depth?

[00:24:30] Well, they're both really in depth, and they're in different ways, so it's kind of cool.

[00:24:34] I think we sell this, yeah?

[00:24:36] Jordan Mason for Marvin Manes.

[00:24:39] Can we get a second?

[00:24:43] Why, wait, why do they value him so high?

[00:24:45] It's even get a two and a four.

[00:24:55] A two and a five.

[00:25:08] Is that not crazy that they're willing to give a get rid of him?

[00:25:15] I'm going to San Francisco.

[00:25:17] Yeah, I'm going to San Francisco, Marcus.

[00:25:19] Yeah, well, cause we'll be at the Super Bowl.

[00:25:21] But man, I really gotta find out what's gonna happen.

[00:25:23] I mean, here's the thing.

[00:25:24] There's a chance that Burning Crusade launches

[00:25:26] and nobody can play.

[00:25:28] The servers go crazy.

[00:25:30] So maybe, maybe I luck out.

[00:25:36] Why don't you drink Donovan Jackson for Joe Milton?

[00:25:40] No, no, I traded Phillip Rivers for Joe Milton.

[00:25:43] Oh, no, Donovan Jackson, the guard.

[00:25:45] You're right, because he was a backup for me.

[00:25:58] Honestly, I would do this for Trader running back

[00:26:01] for Marvin Memms and a second round pick.

[00:26:04] Okay, what a third.

[00:26:11] They're gonna go right to a row.

[00:26:12] I want to, actually I hit up,

[00:26:15] I got a friend who works for Barstool, I want to message him.

[00:26:23] Oh, he's gonna be there.

[00:26:41] I need this more than you, I think.

[00:27:15] Okay, yeah, today might be one of those days where I'm like regularly like kind of keeping

[00:27:23] an eye on my messages here.

[00:27:27] Kind of gain well with the upgrade.

[00:27:29] Have you tried granite yet?

[00:27:34] I tried.

[00:27:35] I tried to try granite, but granite is good.

[00:27:40] Is this, but is it, am I being dumb if I try and sell the farm here before?

[00:27:45] the cat before the, um, before the, the, the, the trade deadline.

[00:27:58] Like, I feel like Grannert is like, he's still so good.

[00:28:02] Like, if anything, we should get rid of Van Ginkel, right?

[00:28:15] I think dude, Van Ginkel had three sacks in a game for me.

[00:28:32] Kyler Gordon could be good.

[00:28:39] But like, let's like, my corner situation is pretty bad.

[00:28:41] Like he would immediately be a starting corner for us.

[00:28:51] I kind of feel like we should keep banging goal.

[00:28:59] But do we trade for picks?

[00:29:00] What do you guys want me to do?

[00:29:02] And, and, and, because if we're,

[00:29:04] if we're gonna, if we decide to go to the draft,

[00:29:06] then we should trade for picks.

[00:29:11] Well, yeah, but like, nobody wants these guys.

[00:29:41] and focus on the off season again.

[00:29:45] I feel like yesterday, like Luther Burton.

[00:30:07] GM Ninjohn, thank you for the 22 month.

[00:30:09] Thank you, Mazzak.

[00:30:10] Thank you, guys.

[00:30:10] Roy thing for the 50 months.

[00:30:14] Always go for the picks.

[00:30:16] I usually do that during the game.

[00:30:34] The Delaware dandy.

[00:30:36] No, Joe Flacco retired.

[00:30:40] I mean, what am I going to do with all these receivers?

[00:30:55] The generated players are always fun.

[00:30:57] You're right.

[00:30:58] I think it's fun to take the generated players-

[00:30:59] Do we sell the farm?

[00:31:00] Do we sell the farm?

[00:31:01] We just put Phillip Rivers out to pasture and now you want to sell the farm he's

[00:31:06] grazing on?

[00:31:07] No!

[00:31:08] No!

[00:31:09] No!

[00:31:10] is to get more into farming draft a tractor do it do it do it i think it's fun to have the

[00:31:17] drafted players like interacting with the um like kind of kind of like their story lines crossing

[00:31:26] over with like actual players tractor tractor tractor damn it because it's fun to have like

[00:31:35] like the young guys or like even the old guys.

[00:31:41] So you guys, you guys think we should just send it to the, okay.

[00:31:44] Well, you know what else I want to do?

[00:31:48] Manage team.

[00:31:49] We're going to build a new stadium because I cannot handle.

[00:31:54] I cannot stand that stupid glare or like the status,

[00:32:00] the shadows on the field during the day.

[00:32:05] I bet in real life it doesn't look like we actually relocate Houston Vikings, the Austin

[00:32:13] Vikings, the San Antonio Viking, I think about a Minnesota, the Mexico City Vikings, the

[00:32:19] Buenos Aires Vikings, the Rio de Janeiro Vikings, the San Juan Vikings, Orlando, Memphis

[00:32:25] Vikings, Oklahoma City Vikings, Omaha Vikings, Omaha, Nebraska, the St. Louis Vikings,

[00:32:35] the Louisville Vikings, Chicago Vikings, Columbus Vikings, Canton Vikings, the Virginia Beach

[00:32:43] Vikings, Virginia Vikings, the Brooklyn Vikings, the Toronto Vikings, the Montreal Vikings, the Dublin

[00:32:51] Vikings, the London Vikings, the Paris Vikings, the Tokyo Vikings, the Melbourne, Australia Vikings,

[00:32:58] The Honolulu Vikings, the Anchorage, Alaska Vikings, the Vancouver Vikings,

[00:33:08] the Portland Vikings, the Sacramento

[00:33:12] Oakland Vikings, San Diego Vikings, Salt Lake Vikings, Albuquerque Vikings.

[00:33:20] The Vancouver Vikings might be the guy.

[00:33:28] But, dude, honestly, we...

[00:33:36] I feel like we shouldn't move them out of Minnesota.

[00:33:42] Austin Vikings, for me, is a Vikings fan.

[00:33:49] Nice.

[00:33:50] Cause like how person wins today coach, me too, I don't want to take them out of Minnesota.

[00:34:03] Right.

[00:34:04] I feel like, I feel like shanghai moved to China.

[00:34:14] Dude, I actually think it's a major miss.

[00:34:18] In any sports franchise game, they need to make one of the potential relocation cities.

[00:34:25] You have to make it like, you have to make it a Chinese like Beijing or something.

[00:34:30] You have to.

[00:34:35] It's such a miss to not have that.

[00:34:39] I think it's so good, like the memes are so good.

[00:34:47] Greenland Vikings.

[00:35:09] hasn't Minnesota been through enough now you make them keep this team to okay this team

[00:35:26] is a team of victory okay vancouver viking vancouver viking is kind of funny

[00:35:38] We won't move them just yet.

[00:35:48] We might move after, we might, we might move eventually.

[00:35:56] And then we'll leave, no we're gonna leave them, we'll leave them in Minnesota, we'll

[00:36:03] leave them in Minnesota.

[00:36:04] We have nothing but this team.

[00:36:05] Please don't take them away.

[00:36:06] Please don't take them away.

[00:36:10] I didn't know victory meant scoring less points than the other team.

[00:36:12] I'm not saying I gotta take this.

[00:36:15] But what about me, coach?

[00:36:16] Have you completely forgotten about the steal of the draft?

[00:36:20] I'm no first name, pregnant for God's sake.

[00:36:23] The man's so memorable that my parents didn't even bother to give me a first name.

[00:36:29] Trade for me.

[00:36:30] I dare you.

[00:36:32] Thank you, pregnant.

[00:36:33] Thank you.

[00:36:36] only day tan he has screwed up the team so bad we already have to move wtm no okay I

[00:36:49] didn't know hold on I'm just building a new stadium in the same city okay that is all

[00:37:00] I'm only building a new stadium in the same city.

[00:37:10] Just to clarify.

[00:37:13] Rip taxpayers.

[00:37:14] Okay.

[00:37:14] Well.

[00:37:30] Oh man rivers okay you know what here we're gonna simulate a few games and see if this

[00:38:00] the season is salvageable.

[00:38:02] Okay.

[00:38:06] If this,

[00:38:08] if this, I'm gonna simulate one week

[00:38:11] and we'll see if this season is salvageable.

[00:38:24] Okay, we lost.

[00:38:25] I know what to do. You rebuild the stadium, let the workers go through all the trouble

[00:38:42] of remodeling it. Then when they are all done, you move the team to Vancouver. It

[00:38:48] be the perfect prank.

[00:39:05] Who do we keep Marvin men's or Jordan

[00:39:08] Asson?

[00:39:10] I think we keep Jordan Asson.

[00:39:14] Dalton Kincaid.

[00:39:15] Wait, Riley Moss.

[00:39:20] Wait, wait, what?

[00:39:27] Guys, Marvin Harrison Jr., he sucks.

[00:39:39] Dude, Marvin Harrison Jr. still has potential, dude.

[00:39:44] Maybe he had a character problem and now maybe there's a there's just this guy had beef with the

[00:39:52] With the franchise he's why you guys suck so bad

[00:40:04] And a third round next year what wait why is Marvin Minz Jr. so valuable

[00:40:14] I could have gotten more.

[00:40:21] Dude, Marvin Harrison Jr. and Justin Jefferson and Zachariah Branch.

[00:40:41] How many years on his contract, too?

[00:40:45] Wait, this is crazy.

[00:40:51] Do we have a cinema draft?

[00:40:52] We might, wait, hold on.

[00:40:54] We might be able to turn this thing around.

[00:40:56] Trump and proud to announce, I have made a deal with the state of Minnesota for a big

[00:41:22] beautiful stadium and we shall name it Jeffery Epstein for you to make sure your

[00:41:28] children are safe that is horrible we will only allow adults in the stadium

[00:41:34] okay um okay uh let's see where do I go to yeah the Broncos wanted to get

[00:41:48] We're a Riley Moss.

[00:41:50] That's the Browns.

[00:42:09] What do they need?

[00:42:09] They need a detackle, a wheel linebacker.

[00:42:18] What if I move Van Ginkgold to Will Limebacker. I'm going to move Van Ginkgold to Will Limebacker.

[00:42:26] And then I'm going to try and trade him as a different position. See if that works.

[00:42:40] Let me put a comma instead of a colon for the voice.

[00:42:48] Okay, we're going to trade him to the Broncos.

[00:43:10] Okay, they are way more interested in vanging color the linebacker.

[00:43:22] That's funny.

[00:43:23] Okay, but I got to give him something else too.

[00:43:24] What else do I give him?

[00:43:35] Okay, we're going to try to kill an Allen, because we're going to try to kill an Allen,

[00:44:04] We don't want to do that.

[00:44:13] Okay, we got it. We got to give him a pick.

[00:44:34] Wait, there's no, okay.

[00:45:04] Wait, didn't Riley Moss and Cooper, Cooper Dijine, Riley Moss and Cooper Dijine played

[00:45:20] together at Iowa, right?

[00:45:27] The two white corners, the two white corners you play together in college and reunite them.

[00:45:54] Oh, that puts them over the salary cap.

[00:46:18] wait.

[00:46:36] Wait a second hold on.

[00:46:46] But like a Reilly Moss is really just a side grade to Byron Murphy, but he's younger

[00:47:09] Okay

[00:47:11] So we tried Van Ginkle and Byron Murphy for Riley Moss. Van Ginkle is just a backup

[00:47:17] rotational player. I get Riley Moss. It's a side grade, but then I move a fifth round pick to a first round pick.

[00:47:30] Now this is Rycard Devons and you kick yet.

[00:47:41] Okay.

[00:47:42] Is there anybody else that I should offload?

[00:47:44] Dude, we got two first round picks next year.

[00:47:46] That's big.

[00:47:54] We have receivers.

[00:47:55] We have receivers out the ass.

[00:48:03] Dude, I feel like I'm going to get a little bit of a break.

[00:48:10] like I shouldn't have gotten rid of Phillip Rivers.

[00:48:12] Like dude, imagine Phillip Rivers just boom, boom, boom

[00:48:15] with all these receivers and a good old line.

[00:48:19] No, I'm crazy.

[00:48:19] I'm speaking, I'm just.

[00:48:21] Here we see coach trading his staff

[00:48:23] based on penis size.

[00:48:25] As we know, the under these players are the less

[00:48:29] they have to throw around in the locker room.

[00:48:40] We never did anything based on penis size.

[00:48:51] Thank you.

[00:48:52] All right.

[00:48:53] You guys ready for our first game or is there something else?

[00:49:07] I was watching the YouTube short.

[00:49:37] about Bonnie's lack of trigger discipline and it occurred to me that you probably haven't played

[00:49:42] Fortnite in a long time. Yeah, I probably do need to play some Fortnite. You're gonna practice or go

[00:49:46] in and blind. Yeah, who's Jack Stoyer? Asante Samuel Jr. would be cool too. What about Isaac

[00:49:57] Tesla. Tesla's a beast.

[00:50:17] Oh, it's okay.

[00:50:18] I have a black quarterback.

[00:50:19] Okay, it's okay.

[00:50:23] Actually, most of the quarterbacks in the NFL.

[00:50:27] But I actually think most of the quarter...

[00:50:42] I feel like nowadays most of the quarterbacks in the novel are either black or at least

[00:50:47] mixed.

[00:50:52] Is that crazy?

[00:50:53] That used to be like a stereotype.

[00:50:59] Kind of crazy.

[00:51:12] I need this more than you, I think.

[00:51:31] Me hold hard, man.

[00:51:42] Give us a third round back and me Cole hard man okay let's take a look at what we got

[00:52:05] here now. It's white corners now too, yeah.

[00:52:35] You say that you don't mess your based on pen if the eyes but at the draft he

[00:52:43] said that your agent brought out the ruler and told him to unfit then you

[00:52:46] passed out charts that had met your back did not happen that is not true

[00:52:51] Okay, do I have too many receivers here?

[00:53:08] on the storm.

[00:53:23] We got Joe Milton as our quarterback.

[00:53:31] Ryder is on the storm.

[00:53:33] I think we need a third running back.

[00:53:35] back. We can we can deal with a tight end situation being too tight ends. But do I trade

[00:53:48] do I trade for running back? We need we need a we need a big back. That's what we need.

[00:54:01] You need a guy who can be like a nausea Harris, Mark Fletcher.

[00:54:31] Tren Benson and Marion Hampton, 225.

[00:54:40] Who the hell is Carson Steele?

[00:54:44] There's a lot of white running backs now.

[00:55:01] I

[00:55:05] Have it 205 I want a guy who's like 225 plus

[00:55:13] Mass kilogram measures the amount of matter and remains constant regardless of location e g honor for the moon

[00:55:23] Wait and measures the gravitational force act and on an object and changes based on the

[00:55:30] gravitational feel. Jonah Coleman 582 30. This is a big boy.

[00:55:42] 582 30 is a big man.

[00:55:52] Hello.

[00:56:00] Maybe I draft, I think drafting or running back is fun.

[00:56:10] Coach, you say you don't do measurements, but why do you carry that yard line measuring

[00:56:24] chain around the locker room?

[00:56:27] Okay, that's because we're going to need it for practice.

[00:56:32] Okay, AJ Dillon, Kareem Hunt, 84 break tackle, Xamir White.

[00:56:49] you know what give me freaking Quadzilla dude give me AJ Dylan give me the big

[00:57:04] Quadzilla. Love them. Put me up there. Pain. Jonah Coleman Hyman. Looks like he's exactly

[00:57:23] what you need. Wait, what is this?

[00:57:27] Jonah Coleman run the football you can see him do everything that you ask the running back to team the homerun hitters with the wide open

[00:57:34] Gatsby hits hard

[00:57:48] Dude Jonah Coleman is a dog

[00:57:57] Bowling ball and dude and look at the freaking fight

[00:58:02] Look at this

[00:58:05] He goes right here he never touches the ground. Oh wait, does it touch the ground?

[00:58:15] This is but hit the ground I

[00:58:19] Don't know if it does

[00:58:21] dude just the fight having the fight to just keep running don't even give it like

[00:58:27] don't let them think that you got tackled just keep going but that just

[00:58:32] makes you a dog

[00:58:41] damn wait Jonah Coleman is a player right there

[00:58:47] Marvin Harrison of Vikings uniform is crazy Ken Yon Sadiq from Oregon. We drafted him

[00:58:56] That's not what it looks like because it's...

[00:59:14] Okay, do we play one more?

[00:59:26] Should we just sim?

[00:59:31] I feel like we need to play one game to see like what kind of a team we really got, you

[00:59:38] know?

[00:59:39] Because if I'm tanking the season, I might as well sim.

[00:59:45] But I'm not 100% sold on tanking just yet.

[00:59:49] Yeah, we're gonna play against the Lions and based on the results of this game based on

[00:59:58] the results of this game chat, I will decide if this is a tank or a continue situation.

[01:00:15] the tables are open. Will the Minnesota Vikings defeat the Detroit Lions?

[01:01:15] I think, I think our who runs a run and shoot offense. I feel like we need a game an offense

[01:01:41] with a lot of receivers, short passing game.

[01:01:59] You're the same still play like that.

[01:02:02] I honestly, I feel like the Patriots are kind of like that

[01:02:05] where they don't have like their one guy.

[01:02:08] The Patriots are kind of like that, right?

[01:02:11] What?

[01:02:29] What uniforms?

[01:02:37] Chat, we're going to wear the Adrian Peterson's today.

[01:02:39] These are, I call these the Adrian Peterson's, okay?

[01:02:44] And I call these the Randy Mosses right here.

[01:02:47] These are the Randy Mosses, okay?

[01:02:50] And then these are the Adrian Peterson's.

[01:02:52] the

[01:03:05] the

[01:03:14] two and five.

[01:03:16] That's where we're located in the heart of Detroit at four field which first opened back in 2002.

[01:03:23] Today you got a repute military officer here.

[01:03:26] As well as the Rambies, yeah.

[01:03:28] The Rambies!

[01:03:30] The Rambies!

[01:03:33] The Longbow Trials, Davis operating gun and troughs.

[01:03:36] We look at this Lions team entering play.

[01:03:39] They come in play and break a football.

[01:03:41] Winners are four of the last six games.

[01:03:43] The back page party last weekend was a blast when are you drafting for Penis from the Lions?

[01:04:13] It is with a heavy heart that I have to make an announcement that I will be leaving you

[01:04:36] And I have to go speak to the team instead.

[01:04:40] I'm sorry, but the team needs me right now.

[01:04:53] They're already on the field, tell them to come back inside.

[01:04:59] All right, fellas, get back in here, fellas.

[01:05:06] All right, fellas.

[01:05:21] Yeah.

[01:05:41] Gentlemen, it ain't easy being cheesy.

[01:05:47] It's what wise men once said.

[01:05:51] All right, gentlemen, listen up.

[01:06:05] Gentlemen, gentlemen, listen up.

[01:06:11] A wise man once said something very wise.

[01:06:19] It ain't easy being cheesy.

[01:06:25] And here we are today.

[01:06:28] Here we are today in the land where cheese was invented.

[01:06:34] Detroit, Michigan.

[01:06:38] I know this game ain't gonna be easy.

[01:06:39] I know this matchup ain't gonna be easy.

[01:06:42] This is a good-ass Detroit Lions football team, okay?

[01:06:47] And there's a lot of decision-making that's occurred over the last few weeks.

[01:06:51] This is not the same team today that was in this locker room four months ago.

[01:06:58] It's not the same team that was here four weeks ago even.

[01:07:01] Hell, it's not the same team that was in this locker room four days ago.

[01:07:06] A lot of people that used to be here have been fired.

[01:07:09] A lot of people that used to be here have been traded.

[01:07:13] A lot of people that used to be here were one thing and one thing only, and what is that?

[01:07:18] They were not good enough.

[01:07:21] They did not have what it takes to play Minnesota Viking Championship caliber football, okay?

[01:07:32] So what we're going to do going forward here, we are going to throw that damn football

[01:07:38] and we're going to be slinging it like ain't nobody slang it before.

[01:07:42] Question.

[01:07:43] Coach, in the time it took you to walk in here, we had a team meeting.

[01:07:49] We decided that you are the worst thing to ever happen to this team, and a lot of bad

[01:07:54] things have happened to this team.

[01:07:57] Please trade all of us.

[01:07:59] Please.

[01:08:00] Hey.

[01:08:01] We beg you.

[01:08:02] Hey, the only thing I'm about to trade today is I'm about to trade some play calls

[01:08:06] for some points on the damn scoreboard, okay, and you better be ready to come

[01:08:10] with me.

[01:08:11] who's gonna break them out Marvin Harrison Jr. new water seeper go ahead and

[01:08:17] break them out let's go do this thing and holy hell if we lose this game I'm

[01:08:21] taking a break. Coach, are you a bird of the Bill Belichick tree? Why aren't you wearing socks?

[01:08:27] I am actually. I am actually part of the Bill Belichick tree.

[01:08:36] One day he won't wait until the locker room is empty to talk to the team.

[01:08:44] Maybe, but probably not.

[01:08:51] Coach, any truth to the rumor that the new stadium is going to be called?

[01:08:58] No, there's no truth.

[01:09:00] And in the practice field after Jerry Sandusky.

[01:09:04] That's terrible.

[01:09:16] Oh my gosh, I'm so ass.

[01:09:20] I bit so hard on that play-

[01:09:22] I bit so hard on that play-

[01:09:24] I should-

[01:09:30] Darnad.

[01:09:31] Okay, we're going to run that over G. 425 d-vans, okay, we got our deep-savvy Winston

[01:09:45] Jr., Cashman, Parkins Jr., and a lot of, a lot of, okay, right here, is Jameer Gaines,

[01:09:54] the top-ranked identity.

[01:09:57] What do you think about Bofer?

[01:09:59] Wait, really?

[01:10:00] I don't know that.

[01:10:01] From the Spudler pofer.

[01:10:02] You jumped!

[01:10:03] I'm here for my revenge.

[01:10:04] Oh, stop.

[01:10:05] Stop.

[01:10:06] So we're choosing what team to play based on the clearance rack.

[01:10:15] And we'll save money on an advisor, a smart bad pack.

[01:10:19] What would they work for us?

[01:10:21] We'll cut!

[01:10:22] Now it's gone.

[01:10:23] You have no idea how true that actually is.

[01:10:26] that actually is. Oh look, this

[01:10:32] vice once in a while.

[01:10:40] Can't wait for my first game at

[01:10:42] the Absteins Superzone.

[01:10:44] Oh, stop guys. That is not what

[01:10:46] we were naming the new stadium.

[01:10:48] Okay.

[01:10:49] There was a sizable donation made by an unnamed donor.

[01:11:01] Who was a big fan of micro transactions on Call of Duty?

[01:11:10] Alright look at this, we're just going to slang it, give it to me.

[01:11:15] Oh my gosh, I thought he called it.

[01:11:18] And the net was full of work and finally the right target came out of one.

[01:11:24] And then he hit it.

[01:11:26] He circled it in.

[01:11:30] To throw it's Milton.

[01:11:32] Now he's going to shove up and run.

[01:11:35] And now he's hit it down and it is over.

[01:11:38] So good.

[01:11:40] I'm just going to run.

[01:11:42] I'm just going to run.

[01:11:44] And then 18 yards left.

[01:11:47] the

[01:12:10] craziest part about me pressing the wrong button on accident

[01:12:13] And it's not even this.

[01:12:18] This made so little sense that even the defensive end, I had no idea why he turned around, but

[01:12:30] it's not this part.

[01:12:32] It's not the part that Joe Milton is in a full sprint to his left and Pivot jumps and

[01:12:39] throws the football, kicks his leg across.

[01:12:43] It's not even that.

[01:12:45] It's not even the double coverage that he throws it into, and when the ball is nowhere

[01:12:50] near him.

[01:12:52] It's the fact that this is probably a very real play that Joe Milton would try to make

[01:12:57] in real life.

[01:12:59] That is probably the most Laura accurate Joe Milton play that's ever occurred in

[01:13:03] the history of badminton.

[01:13:06] This guy has no idea what's happening.

[01:13:08] He's got just the biggest cannon.

[01:13:12] ever seen and no idea what to do with it. What happened to Phillip Rivers? We decided he sucked

[01:13:19] too much, traded him the Titans, then proceeded to play against the Titans the next week because

[01:13:25] I didn't realize we were playing the Titans whenever I traded him to the Titans and then

[01:13:29] we beat the Titans but only because Phillip Rivers got hurt. Hey, big sack!

[01:13:38] And so now following the sack, golfing the Lions need to come up with something here on third and long.

[01:13:44] Now on third and long, they've looked at the problem.

[01:13:48] Damn, huge!

[01:13:51] Dude, this reworked pass watch is sick.

[01:13:53] Now it locks for the field goal try.

[01:13:56] From the right hash, this from 50-30.

[01:14:01] Well kicked by Watts is good.

[01:14:03] Thank you Schrods, thank you, you traded my uncle, I had to, he's online, oh no, we

[01:14:14] don't play online, we used to, why are you hurting elders, that's bad, uhhhh.

[01:14:24] their second drive of the game.

[01:14:26] Their second drive to the ball game tries never last time and through the

[01:14:31] interception but the defense held up a bit a little bit didn't break.

[01:14:34] Okay.

[01:14:50] Okay, it's a deep.

[01:14:52] some of the

[01:14:57] Addison

[01:14:59] You're gonna see some ball distribution like you've never seen in your life chat. This ball is gonna be distributed like crazy style

[01:15:14] Kenneth game well

[01:15:22] He's blind down at the 41.

[01:15:25] Eight of four yards.

[01:15:27] And up by Gaines.

[01:15:29] First foul.

[01:15:30] Now Milton.

[01:15:32] He has to bring down Harrison.

[01:15:34] Marvin Harrison.

[01:15:35] That's a grown man.

[01:15:37] That's a grown man.

[01:15:38] He's got the archers on first now.

[01:15:40] He's here.

[01:15:42] There's Milton out of flow.

[01:15:45] And that throws to the ground and complete.

[01:15:48] And he's shot when Bonnie did luck defensively.

[01:15:51] And now it brings up third game.

[01:15:54] Justin Jefferson makes that catch in real life 10 times

[01:15:57] I was going to say.

[01:16:03] Ring 84 on Vikings, weird champ.

[01:16:07] Randy Moss, Jack, wardrobe when Marvin Harrison Jr.

[01:16:11] signed with the Vikings.

[01:16:13] Randy Moss personally gave him his number

[01:16:16] and said, I want him to wear number 84.

[01:16:21] Actually that would never happen, Randy Moss would never happen, that would never happen.

[01:16:49] do it for the street casual meet room but scratching but scratching we're going for it

[01:17:06] and 7, it's 4-0, on 4-0, Milton, it is Kattos' turn, and that's going for it!

[01:17:15] Dude, that was actually an accident.

[01:17:18] That's insane.

[01:17:20] Alright, I'm an idiot.

[01:17:23] It was an accident.

[01:17:27] I was tensed up on the controller, and I did this.

[01:17:35] I was tense that was actually like a legitimate accident. I was not trying to pitch that

[01:17:44] What are you doing my Vikings it was an honest guy accident. I joined at the perfect time

[01:17:53] My wife just left me because of you it was it was an accident it was an actual accident

[01:18:01] Even though I would totally try and pitch that ball in that scenario

[01:18:05] If I wasn't gonna get the first down.

[01:18:07] I like that, no one can beat me for a doctor though, but thank you, doctor Davis.

[01:18:17] 10-0 to score after one on EA Sports.

[01:18:21] What's he got?

[01:18:23] Hey, this is a horseshit, fellas.

[01:18:24] Y'all gotta get your ass back out there, and y'all gotta execute.

[01:18:28] Y'all better go execute before I execute, if you know what I'm saying.

[01:18:32] Get your ass out there, okay?

[01:18:35] That's a Pokemon. That's not a Pokemon. I don't know what a Pokemon is. So it might

[01:18:50] be Pokemon because I knew that it was Pokemon.

[01:18:55] to be fair dude my receivers are getting open like crazy.

[01:19:02] I did what you asked.

[01:19:05] I love butter on that football.

[01:19:08] That was such a great point.

[01:19:11] Nothing good here is this time of the week.

[01:19:14] You'll get some back to the lot of strength.

[01:19:16] But that says the Vikings on third down.

[01:19:19] Just going for three thus far.

[01:19:21] This is third and 16.

[01:19:24] Throwing his mountain

[01:19:29] Dude my right tag, I'm just got torched

[01:19:38] I can't help but I have to do this

[01:19:54] We just have to get the ball, we just have to get the ball.

[01:19:56] We just have to figure this out.

[01:20:01] Riley Moss baby, that's what I'm freaking talking about, it's a trick for him.

[01:20:16] I think so.

[01:20:24] Yeah, it was rising Boston and computer gene were both at Iowa, right?

[01:20:33] Okay, that was too back here in bullshit.

[01:20:45] I was trying.

[01:20:46] Sorry, sorry.

[01:20:47] Okay.

[01:20:48] Sorry, sorry, okay

[01:20:52] I class of Riley

[01:21:02] Yeah, they used to call Riley Mazen Kubrick Dujine the exciting one

[01:21:18] No, we're not tanking yet. I'm actually just trying to think that we have a chance.

[01:21:42] Why are you running the wrong way, Gainwell? It's getting bad.

[01:21:48] 7 playing the drive-forth coming on 39, looking to throw, Milton, he gets it to Addison, and

[01:21:59] they're only getting this dramatic lead for the season start.

[01:22:02] Dude, I think this team can work, because the problem before was my receivers were

[01:22:07] never getting over.

[01:22:08] There we go, on 4th, and he's got the first down.

[01:22:13] Nice.

[01:22:14] He's up to the 47.

[01:22:16] Again, three yards and no more games back to throw.

[01:22:21] Milton, Frank!

[01:22:22] Game try, he's taken down.

[01:22:25] Sadness and a big beam in his first half.

[01:22:28] This is second and now a 10-yard loss on the play.

[01:22:33] Now second round.

[01:22:35] Operating for the gallon.

[01:22:37] Milton, that is complete to Justin Jefferson.

[01:22:42] It's gonna be another first down as they'll give him trade for Phillip Rivers

[01:22:47] Now that would be funny

[01:22:49] We traded again for flippers

[01:22:58] That was so good, oh he had him just too accurate

[01:23:12] Now let's have this and run.

[01:23:14] Damn.

[01:23:16] Oh.

[01:23:18] 157 to go in his first half.

[01:23:21] Dude, Joe Milton's got, I think Joe Milton's got what it takes, man.

[01:23:24] Actually.

[01:23:26] Like every play is like, it's very exciting.

[01:23:30] Now look to throw it again.

[01:23:33] Over the middle of the plate to add a second.

[01:23:36] Dude, I think I had my outside receiver.

[01:23:39] I was I was reading like this and I think I had an outside receiver

[01:23:44] Which I can't feel though here shouldn't we

[01:23:46] And that's gonna bring up the fourth down.

[01:23:49] Oh, my God!

[01:23:51] Get the godless! Get the godless!

[01:23:55] Back to the side! Back to the side!

[01:23:58] Again, he'll drop the throw.

[01:24:00] Frick!

[01:24:01] And he can't miss the throws.

[01:24:03] Dude, 90 is tearing out. Who's 90 on the Lions?

[01:24:07] Herbeg?

[01:24:09] This long drive is gonna wind up yielding nothing.

[01:24:16] and he's going to get that

[01:24:18] good start.

[01:24:28] Strong safety blitz.

[01:24:36] Good start.

[01:24:38] We got to get in the board.

[01:24:46] Now, go.

[01:24:48] Coach, I did just what you told me.

[01:24:52] I seduced and bombed you and convinced her to redact your name from the Abstein fight.

[01:24:59] Okay, listen, I've appeared so many times that they didn't have time to clear out Trump and along from the mice.

[01:25:07] Hope you don't mind destabilize governments and financial institutions.

[01:25:12] to change. Listen, hold on. You know, coach may have shown up to say, you know, I got

[01:25:17] several invitations to several events. I didn't know who's there. I didn't know what it was.

[01:25:23] Okay. Me and Urban Meyer, you know, me and my buddy Urban, me and my buddy Urban Meyer,

[01:25:33] you know, we just, we decided to go hang out with these folks. But hey, congratulations

[01:25:39] on your new stadium that we're building I just I like the idea coach has been

[01:25:52] being just like an amalgamation all the worst coaching stereotypes like in the

[01:26:01] history of football

[01:26:09] They do you guys really have video of Urban Mayer dancing with that girl at the bar?

[01:26:31] That's still one of the craziest things.

[01:26:35] It's my phone back.

[01:26:40] It depends basically what the line is the very first time I've ever hit it.

[01:26:54] Okay, we're going to take a shot here.

[01:27:05] with two seconds remaining in the second quarter.

[01:27:26] The final shot before Bragg.

[01:27:28] Milton, he's going to take a shot at the end zone. Why not?

[01:27:32] Oh, he almost caught it off the tap.

[01:27:38] So half time straight ahead, let's get you down to the sunshine state.

[01:27:43] And Scott Hansen with our EA sports half time.

[01:27:46] I would look around the league, starts now.

[01:27:49] Look around the league.

[01:27:50] Contrasting style.

[01:27:51] Starts now.

[01:27:54] I don't even dare.

[01:27:56] As this Sunday's action.

[01:27:58] Shut up, Scott Hansen, you stupid idiots.

[01:28:01] Hello?

[01:28:02] Hello.

[01:28:03] Gain assist the dynamic.

[01:28:05] Wait, gain assist the dynamic.

[01:28:07] Gain assist off.

[01:28:09] Gain assist auto.

[01:28:11] Sound that sounds best.

[01:28:13] Maybe we should turn off gain assist.

[01:28:15] If we turn off gain assist, then we will not go and become the champions.

[01:28:21] So we have to turn it up.

[01:28:23] We'll turn it up to 10.

[01:28:25] We have to turn it up.

[01:28:27] We'll turn it up to 10.

[01:28:39] All right, fellas.

[01:28:41] All right, fellas, listen up.

[01:28:45] Okay, gentlemen, we are down 13 points.

[01:28:52] We are down 13 points, okay?

[01:28:59] What is this?

[01:29:04] They are pathetic.

[01:29:07] We are down 13 points and it is pathetic.

[01:29:12] You know what else is pathetic?

[01:29:15] The fact.

[01:29:19] How do you turn this thing on?

[01:29:22] You know what else is pathetic gentlemen?

[01:29:35] The fact that I have worked my ass off, that I have bled, that I have sweat, and I have

[01:29:41] torn everything that I have for this franchise.

[01:29:47] And y'all have gone out there and Joe Milton run around like a damn chicken with his head cut off

[01:29:54] Flinging his damn football across the field throwing interceptions

[01:29:57] Marvin Harrison trying to you know flee flicker his shit everywhere

[01:30:02] Fumble return for a touchdown

[01:30:04] But listen when you're down 13 points there is first and first mostly

[01:30:10] One thing that y'all need to remember

[01:30:12] And that is the rule of 14, gentlemen.

[01:30:20] Anytime you are down within two touchdowns, there is always an opportunity.

[01:30:28] Anytime you're down within two scores, there is always an opportunity, just like that

[01:30:34] to come back.

[01:30:35] I'm saying you go score a touchdown

[01:30:38] Big play kick off a turn fumble touchdown again

[01:30:43] Three and out touchdown again. We can do it. We can do it gentlemen. All right 13 to nothing

[01:30:49] Hey, that ain't nothing. I've seen four more scores in my coaching tenure, you know, and I've been on both sides

[01:30:56] I've been on both sides of the ball. I've been on the I've been on the zero

[01:31:00] I've been on the 13 and I know what can happen. All right, okay coach you sold us

[01:31:07] We're ready to tear off everything for you, too

[01:31:11] Put me in coach. No, that's not what I was talking about. Hey, can we get them some pants?

[01:31:18] Can we get them some pants Joe Milton break them out? Good lord almighty didn't get

[01:31:23] Get Isaac Tesla some pants. Holy hell

[01:31:30] Coach Im Sorry Im Not Performing, I Just Can't Stay Focused With Your Cutie Patati Tootsies

[01:31:38] Out Like That On The Side Line, Also I Know About The Rule Of 14, But What About The Rule

[01:31:45] Of 64?

[01:31:46] What?

[01:31:47] What

[01:32:17] Should we run the ball more?

[01:32:29] Probably not.

[01:32:33] Yeah, probably not.

[01:32:47] MC Donalds in the building.

[01:32:49] The J.R. Cheeseburger.

[01:32:51] The J.R. Cheeseburger on the mic.

[01:32:53] Brad Moority shakes.

[01:32:55] Guaranteed to keep them damn kids white.

[01:32:57] McDonough's.

[01:32:59] We go to the F.

[01:33:01] First and 10.

[01:33:03] Thank you, Mr. President, for sponsoring this segment.

[01:33:08] Oh, my gosh. Hold on to the game ball.

[01:33:17] Look at the throw, Melton.

[01:33:25] More than Harrison, baby.

[01:33:31] Dude, that was a sick play.

[01:33:47] Oh my god!

[01:33:49] Oh my god!

[01:33:51] Oh my god!

[01:33:53] He's got a ring!

[01:33:55] I'm dead!

[01:33:57] Dude!

[01:33:59] Dude!

[01:34:01] I want to see a replay of that!

[01:34:03] See the way to hit him in the air?

[01:34:17] Look at the way he the animation this kid just unloads into his side look at this look

[01:34:30] at the way he just uncorks

[01:34:31] He gets this guy gets freaking a double whammy he gets one from here and one from there

[01:34:49] You can even see the animation bounces twice, one-two.

[01:34:56] All right, gentlemen, I'm telling you right now, this is a team of destiny.

[01:35:06] This right here, folks, is a team of destiny.

[01:35:10] This right here, six plays, 83 yards, good job, gentlemen.

[01:35:15] All he's going to do is get him to Adrian Peterson's.

[01:35:30] Bounce that ass.

[01:35:31] It's Christmas time.

[01:35:32] Bounce that ass.

[01:35:33] It's time to have that as the field.

[01:35:37] He's run well here in the first half of the season.

[01:35:39] No doubt you can see the graphic.

[01:35:41] NFL leader in Russian coming into the weekend.

[01:35:46] Oh, Josh Metellers.

[01:35:49] He's gone calling.

[01:35:50] What a game up to the 26th on the pitch.

[01:35:54] The second game there after the 26-yard line.

[01:35:57] Play action.

[01:35:58] It's gone.

[01:36:00] It's caught by the owners.

[01:36:03] 2-5 on Maylaw.

[01:36:04] Listen, listen.

[01:36:06] This is a two-mult caliber football team right here.

[01:36:09] Percy Harvin was nasty.

[01:36:12] But man, let me tell you, that guy smoked a lot of weed.

[01:36:15] That guy did two things.

[01:36:17] That guy ran the football and smoked weed.

[01:36:20] That's all that guy cared about.

[01:36:22] That's what I'm afraid of.

[01:36:23] And that means to the downhills.

[01:36:25] Here comes the Lions putter down.

[01:36:28] As he'll kick it away for the second time.

[01:36:35] That guy.

[01:36:36] And that guy's from so much weed that he stopped

[01:36:39] running the football.

[01:36:41] It's set to take over again.

[01:36:44] This guy here beginning probably to pair up.

[01:36:46] Vinnie Tuenbaugh, I'm just seeing the season.

[01:36:48] No, isn't it there?

[01:36:51] It's our chance.

[01:36:52] They were very frustrated after giving up

[01:36:54] six the last time on the field.

[01:36:57] What was that commotion?

[01:36:59] He caught everything and left everything under his head.

[01:37:01] Is that Mr. RC?

[01:37:21] Empty chips quad.

[01:37:27] the scrimmage, absolutely nowhere to run there.

[01:37:30] They'll get that.

[01:37:32] Dude, Marvyn Harrison.

[01:37:35] Marvyn Harrison is a...

[01:37:38] This guy makes a bigger impact than Justin Depperson is.

[01:37:44] President of the State will watch long.

[01:37:46] I'm planning on, I'm still trying to figure this week out.

[01:37:48] Honestly, I probably should have taken the entire day off

[01:37:51] and tried to figure out what's going on this week.

[01:37:53] Run!

[01:37:55] The Tagaloger don't get a man for what that's okay.

[01:38:00] You will learn from watching these streams even if you don't want to learn you'll learn something

[01:38:08] anything.

[01:38:23] But football for Reznan.

[01:38:24] But burning Crusaders come in.

[01:38:30] He got hit in the throat.

[01:38:48] He's dead.

[01:39:00] I'm going to go for it!

[01:39:02] Now, go on.

[01:39:04] And I'll be caught by San Braga.

[01:39:08] So the conclusion is that there are nine yards for 48.

[01:39:12] And Ferdinand...

[01:39:14] Dude, you know what I was actually thinking about? This is crazy.

[01:39:18] What if this is the last time I ever played Burning...

[01:39:22] This might be the last time I played Classic Wow.

[01:39:26] Hill slash unless they announce a classic plus.

[01:39:30] This is the NFL and it's on EA Sports.

[01:39:36] Back now at Ford Field and this offense until they do it again.

[01:39:41] They've only converted once in four tries.

[01:39:44] It's ever three years.

[01:39:44] I kind of took a break for three years.

[01:39:46] I didn't really think about it.

[01:39:47] Like I haven't played well seriously since the end of

[01:39:54] running for shit. Like I like I'd always give my feedback and do some content

[01:39:58] around it but I really haven't like made a wow. I'm actually gonna main wow for a

[01:40:02] little bit this year you know

[01:40:09] The reality of it is, is like, and I talked about this a little bit last night, I'm so

[01:40:28] lucky, I'm so fortunate, like most seniors only really get like one, if they're really

[01:40:34] fortunate like two kind of pop-offs in their career and I've had like five or six

[01:40:41] I've had five or six different like avenues in which I've popped off and like that is insanely lucky

[01:40:49] You're a great person at least from when you show us, but wouldn't you at least from

[01:41:05] when I show you guys the hell?

[01:41:13] That's why I'm speaking of the rest of the year. Thanks man.

[01:41:20] Like, being lucky enough to have all the different avenues,

[01:41:29] whether it was like sports with football and coach S-Pan,

[01:41:32] whether it's GTA role play, all the RP stuff,

[01:41:36] whether it's been, obviously, wow was the start of it,

[01:41:40] All the IRL stuff right IRL streams in general

[01:41:47] Especially like early on

[01:41:51] And even on the business side of things like I always get I always get like

[01:41:58] Invited to host shows like as a host

[01:42:03] It's kind of bad

[01:42:10] They'll not make it to the imaginary yellow line as they get him into the ground in about the 23.

[01:42:15] Fourth down.

[01:42:20] Fourth quarter, down to the final two minutes, and we've got a one-score game.

[01:42:26] Yeah, even in Variety, like Maestro did really well in Variety.

[01:42:31] Like, that's like...

[01:42:35] Oh my gosh.

[01:42:40] We got a shot.

[01:43:04] We got a shot.

[01:43:06] 60 bices, 60 bices.

[01:43:08] Come on!

[01:43:09] They'll begin on the ground with Game Boy.

[01:43:12] And the fact is that he's got a cold in behind the line of scourge.

[01:43:17] And now the position might absolutely have to be rushed right now.

[01:43:20] But there's 10-way, I think, up the top there.

[01:43:22] Double 20 for you.

[01:43:24] He's back to throw.

[01:43:29] They're walking it off over to Seaborg, Harrison.

[01:43:33] The Vikings can save him for the first of every time at us.

[01:43:37] As they'll head to the side of him and talk over what to do next.

[01:43:40] And the Vikings, first down on that game.

[01:43:44] First go down, number 45.

[01:43:46] Back to throw.

[01:43:49] That's not to Jefferson.

[01:43:51] He's got it.

[01:43:52] Jefferson, he's going to get out of the battles.

[01:43:55] With the first down.

[01:43:56] Joe Milton not doing terrible.

[01:43:58] For sure.

[01:43:58] They get the first.

[01:43:59] They play and save the title.

[01:44:01] P.T. Moon, I just realized this is game not a TV. Isn't that cool though?

[01:44:16] Both factions are... hey, Ford is open on Night Slayer.

[01:44:24] Uh, hold on, one second.

[01:44:26] I want to do this.

[01:44:29] Real quick.

[01:44:31] I'm going to message.

[01:45:00] I'm just going to get a little bit of footage. Dusty from ashes.

[01:45:10] He's alive.

[01:45:11] He's playing lions. He's playing horde. We just started. No way, dude.

[01:45:20] I

[01:45:25] Didn't realize I wasn't following

[01:45:39] No, I do that a lot my bad

[01:45:43] I'm done

[01:45:45] Uh, I messaged you on Discord, Horde Alliance.

[01:45:58] If you wanted to come play...

[01:46:15] You know crowded thank you. I appreciate you. What if I told you we?

[01:46:21] Have a lot of people that are very confident that they can learn itself quickly and

[01:46:26] We want to we want to fight the stigma the alliance is always dog shit at PDP

[01:46:32] So we got we got some things that we want to accomplish over here dude. I genuinely appreciate that we're gonna

[01:46:38] We're gonna have a fucking blast over here. Thanks, man

[01:46:41] I'm hoping with everything that we have to learn everything that we have to go through everything it's funny cuz like

[01:46:50] You know what's funny I?

[01:46:52] Think it's the other way around. I I think I think it's always alliance

[01:46:57] At least that's how I felt one of them were playing alliance like I felt like we always won

[01:47:01] Yeah, everyone I says their faction always sucks to be me. Yeah, but I felt like we won a lot

[01:47:11] But when we did that, I just almost always were winning, that's better ratios.

[01:47:22] No, no, no, what?

[01:47:25] No way.

[01:47:28] The only better ratio that Alliance has in Burning Crusade is specifically in 2v2s,

[01:47:37] Stelter versus Stelter arenas.

[01:47:39] That's the only time.

[01:47:45] Oh my gosh, hold on a minute.

[01:47:50] I don't even think that better P&P ratio is gonna know that.

[01:48:03] What?

[01:48:07] You did pre-made brah. I was the one leading the pre-mades

[01:48:13] No, but he would whatever I'm even whatever I'm playing random like it's not like that

[01:48:18] Well, we can't punch

[01:48:24] Dude, this is kind of bad

[01:48:31] Oh my gosh dude Marvin Harrison has been a god this game

[01:48:37] It's first to turn down to throw as Milton.

[01:48:42] He takes a shot in the release as this will be in complete.

[01:48:47] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[01:48:51] The thing is, I don't think Dusty, I don't want to, I don't want to rain on his parade,

[01:48:58] but I wanted to be like, yeah, like we, it's better to, uh,

[01:49:02] It's better to um, or like it's not like it isn't, it's not like it isn't vanilla.

[01:49:23] Like Brian Crusade there's not a lot of like stuff like that.

[01:49:26] action stuff

[01:49:32] First time playing man in monsignor yeah, but about wow I played while yesterday a frick I played I did play why I straight

[01:49:38] I played man two days ago

[01:49:56] I should have given it to X, but I didn't want to risk putting the ball in the air.

[01:50:03] I was being a chat at IRL, I didn't see it.

[01:50:08] Oh, okay, look at me, dude, I'm Juvius, I'm so cool, I have a real life, and I was hanging out with people, I'm friends.

[01:50:14] Frickin' driving, shit.

[01:50:40] Dude.

[01:50:44] Have you heard of run plays? I just want you to watch your hand get wasted your life. True.

[01:50:58] That out?

[01:51:14] you

[01:51:44] you

[01:52:14] you

[01:52:44] you

[01:53:14] you

[01:53:44] you

[01:54:14] I

[01:54:18] Where's 90 up fire so for the Vikings dude

[01:54:21] Here's my thing if we didn't have we traded in him to Philip Rivers who then we traded again and got Joe Milton

[01:54:28] Because the whole point in his franchise was I wanted Joe Milton meanwhile for Detroit

[01:54:33] They'll fall to five and three with a loss and they'll get a chance to redeem themselves at home next week

[01:54:40] week. And for Charles Davis and our entire crew, I'm Brandon.

[01:54:46] Yes, somebody, somebody in Gilchatt invite road rider.

[01:54:50] Somebody asking Gail. I need to promote more people to be able to invite.

[01:54:57] I actually had the craziest comeback I almost snuck back in but like my team got too injured

[01:55:19] coach I know finances are gonna be tight when you get fired soon but can I borrow

[01:55:26] Oh five bucks

[01:55:28] Can somebody might strong rage to the guild make sure to do the guild application

[01:55:33] You're playing why I give up. Well, we're playing football

[01:55:36] But you know the time I killed them by the Horde Knights layer is open

[01:55:41] actually if somebody

[01:55:48] You know what should I post in the ashes of creation discord?

[01:55:56] I

[01:56:05] Was that a discord

[01:56:26] I kind of want to join the action

[01:56:42] What are these people doing in here?

[01:56:50] I

[01:56:59] Well

[01:57:06] How do I sit I don't push the talking seems to happen scam

[01:57:15] Scam confirmed scam confirmed

[01:57:20] I mean people have been saying it for years. How many I'm gonna use scam videos have we seen

[01:57:26] Yeah, they need to remove the slow mode on the on the chant on the chat

[01:57:34] Well, what's the slow mode set to 30 minutes wait what that's crazy in which hat and alpha 2 general

[01:57:43] Yeah

[01:57:45] Yeah, okay

[01:57:50] have you guys played a burning crusade classic I played it when it was new why

[01:58:03] would I want to do it again no it's kind of feel yeah not looking to play wow yeah

[01:58:16] No, once they shut these servers down, I've got other things to do that involve gaming.

[01:58:25] That's messed up to make requests of her.

[01:58:28] She doesn't work for her.

[01:58:30] Yeah, she doesn't work there anymore.

[01:58:35] Dude, I feel so bad for these guys.

[01:58:44] I mean damn look at her look at her status art broken I know she's so nice too

[01:58:58] like she's always been like super positive in front of everybody I'm sure

[01:59:02] there are a lot of really good people on the team yeah

[01:59:14] All right, well I'm gonna head out. I'll see you guys around

[01:59:22] Good luck finding the next one. There's no one you find it. I'll be I'll be trying

[01:59:28] What game did you say?

[01:59:31] Bernie Gersheng

[01:59:36] It's like a it's like classic Wow they've re-released it but then they they put out the

[01:59:41] They put out like the new expansions and other new ones, but like after it's the first expansion basically of wow

[01:59:48] It's pretty good. They changed some things from like back in the day, but

[01:59:54] It's actually it's just from work after the original

[01:59:58] Kind of they've changed they've changed some things. I mean, I'm sure it could be fun. Yeah

[02:00:08] It's probably okay

[02:00:11] I'm sure they're gonna go

[02:00:13] with me.

[02:00:36] But anyways.

[02:00:40] We'll see you guys around.

[02:00:41] All right, we'll see you guys

[02:00:59] Same same same same same

[02:01:04] Yeah, but like

[02:01:08] Get it

[02:01:10] You just you had to feel bad for people because like people like we're really looking forward to the game and then just all of a sudden

[02:01:17] People prove you know

[02:01:22] I mean actually

[02:01:28] Yeah, I

[02:01:31] Was just like wait there's people in the people in the discord

[02:01:35] And I was like you're that I just saying like dude did everything so like

[02:01:40] Yeah

[02:01:49] I was reading the do more tax channel with over. Oh, yeah

[02:02:06] That's fancy number one rep paladin. Yeah, that is true

[02:02:10] Thank you. Thank you, Dr. Balthasar is for 49 months.

[02:02:17] I need to talk to the press, chat. I need to talk to the press about my glorious victory

[02:02:27] over the Detroit Lions. Howdy y'all. Thank you so much for joining me today. We're incredibly

[02:02:38] They have been incredibly proud of the way that our guys played today, incredibly proud

[02:02:42] of the way that our guys played.

[02:02:45] Joe Milton came out through for about 250 yards and no touchdowns, I think.

[02:02:49] Did he, wait, did he score?

[02:02:50] No, he scored a touchdown at the end of the game, that's right.

[02:02:54] Marvin Harrison, we just traded for him, made an immediately huge impact on the team.

[02:02:59] I think having multiple receivers out there who we can go out, rely on, get the ball

[02:03:04] in their hands and makes some plays has been incredibly important and very valuable for us.

[02:03:10] Yeah, very, very valuable for us. So that's the game playing for us. I think going forward,

[02:03:15] I should have said that because now all the teams we're playing against are going to know

[02:03:18] that we are going to pass the ball a lot. I think our offense of line did a phenomenal job.

[02:03:23] I think we just have to do things for Joe Milton to be able to make plays. That's what

[02:03:30] what we need to do. Joe Milton has got to be able to go out there and make place and we

[02:03:36] got to put our guys in the best position for him to be able to succeed. You know, that's

[02:03:54] What we need to do and it's really, really important for us to go out there and do that.

[02:04:04] I think if we keep going, we keep building around Joe Milton and seeing what we can do

[02:04:07] out there, I think we're going to have a lot of success.

[02:04:10] I know a lot of people were saying, hey, fire the coach.

[02:04:12] Coach, any comment on allegations you paid about me to main fill of Rivers during the

[02:04:17] Titans game?

[02:04:19] Are you deliberately targeting the elderly?

[02:04:22] Listen, there's been a lot of talk about the status of Phillip Rivers.

[02:04:26] Phillip Rivers is a great guy. He just didn't fit for this team. I think it's simple as that.

[02:04:30] I mean, the fact that he went out and we played against the Titans and he immediately got hurt,

[02:04:34] I think shows that he's not the kind of quarterback that we need on this team.

[02:04:39] He's not the kind of quarterback that can go out there and just get beat relentlessly non-stop.

[02:04:44] I meant to survive earlier.

[02:04:46] Have I missed the six coat meeting

[02:04:48] that was scheduled for today?

[02:04:50] Please do not revoke my membership

[02:04:53] as I really want to play for the game.

[02:04:57] That's none of that.

[02:05:00] None of that is, I'm not here

[02:05:02] to talk about those kinds of allegations.

[02:05:04] That's not, we're not about that here.

[02:05:06] Yeah, we're not about that here.

[02:05:08] Next question, thank you.

[02:05:14] I

[02:05:18] Anyone know

[02:05:19] Coach reports are swirling that prior to coaching the Vikings you were in charge of an exclusive club for people who want to crusade

[02:05:27] It's a demonic army in a land far out here now that you've come to coach

[02:05:32] Are you quitting that club East?

[02:05:37] Absolutely damn it up with the charade you quit classic. Wow. No. No, they're not

[02:05:42] I'm a man of many talents, many talents, and one of them is not speaking, apparently.

[02:05:48] A man of many talents, and that's just what we do here.

[02:06:06] Absolutely not. In fact, I'm taking a step further.

[02:06:09] further. I think the way that we won today, which doesn't happen, so whatever the hell that we did,

[02:06:18] I think it just enhanced our coaching ability. So with all that being said, thank you so much

[02:06:23] For joining me

[02:06:53] There's a lot of crackling.

[02:07:05] Hey, hey, hey, you get that out of there.

[02:07:13] Speaking of shoe

[02:07:33] Now I think that I think there's something with this the mic port

[02:07:36] I had a question, but this new roofie shake from MC Donalds has me seriously F up.

[02:07:45] You need to try this.

[02:07:47] I don't know what they put in this, but it's making you look like Miss Dingle and I am

[02:07:52] so brick upright up.

[02:07:57] Do you want everyone in your Red Hat Engineering?

[02:08:22] I don't know.

[02:08:25] Is this soccer? Yeah, it is.

[02:08:50] Man, so maybe we shouldn't tank.

[02:08:53] Do you guys think we should send?

[02:08:55] I kind of don't think we should sim anymore after after that was like that was pretty good

[02:09:00] doesn't that was like a good game.

[02:09:04] Well, at one point big play.

[02:09:12] Thank you.

[02:09:13] Thank you.

[02:09:14] Three dollar chips.

[02:09:15] Three dollar chips.

[02:09:16] I love your energy.

[02:09:17] We need more of that.

[02:09:20] good stuff. Wait, what happened? Give him the white messy. Give my son some advice he

[02:09:49] watching for the first time. Your dad knows what he's talking about, okay?

[02:09:58] 46 months from the greatest streak month, time to learn how to read, cover free and

[02:10:05] run the spider to why, banana. That's right, I'm too epic. Yeah, you listen to your dad

[02:10:09] because he knows exactly what he's talking about always.

[02:10:12] He is a smart man.

[02:10:14] All chatters becoming dads, I'm still sludge.

[02:10:40] He called me a liar and you ran away.

[02:11:06] I mean, dude, I'm a Joe Milton believer right now.

[02:11:21] Am I crazy for being a Joe Milton believer?

[02:11:50] I mean, I should probably still run to the draft, right?

[02:11:55] Maybe we should still just try and get a draft in.

[02:12:06] He's still 71, he's still 71.

[02:12:10] I think he developed a little bit.

[02:12:20] Because we're like two years into the franchise at this point.

[02:12:36] Joe Melton's, we just lost to the Cardinals on the same place. He's a master. Dude, ledger.

[02:12:54] We're talking about you today. We're talking about the old days. Okay. We got smoked by

[02:13:03] the guys I think this is over now we're talking about the old days of like old

[02:13:11] private server days and the YouTube streams off stream off stream off stream

[02:13:17] off stream are you gonna play burning or save with us Chad is it tank time

[02:13:26] 67 was I need you dad's crazy Lord of Dwinx 67 months YouTube membership thank

[02:13:32] Thank you, Loaded Doanks.

[02:13:33] If the worst quarterback of all time, tank and draft.

[02:13:42] Okay, we're just kidding.

[02:13:54] And what if there's no quarterback this year?

[02:14:24] You look like I always thought the Vikings coach looks confused and afraid

[02:14:29] So can you water is it?

[02:14:34] America

[02:14:43] Hi everyone Scott Hansen with you and this is the EA sports weekly

[02:14:48] I'm going back in real quick

[02:14:50] plenty of action to get you caught up on. Let's start in Tampa. The Bucks at home to

[02:14:55] take on the Chicago Bears. And this is the Bucks running back. He's gonna

[02:15:01] deliver in the red zone to the end zone. 12 yard touchdown run. The Buccaneers

[02:15:08] find a way to get it done. The number four seed knocks out the number five.

[02:15:13] From there we go to Indianapolis. We'll check in on the Colts as they

[02:15:18] play host to the LA Chargers. And how about a big play from the Colts defense?

[02:15:24] They force the intercepts and they've got room. They're taking it all the way. Big

[02:15:30] six for the touchdown. The Colts will live to fight another week. They're moving

[02:15:36] on to the divisional round. Got one more to show you right now. Let's go to

[02:15:41] Foxboro. It's the Patriots taking on the Buffalo Bills. And it's Ray Davis. He's

[02:15:49] gonna find an opening down the field and pull this one in. A 43-yard touchdown.

[02:15:57] The Bills pull off the big upset. The wild card knocks off the division champ.

[02:16:02] They're moving on to the divisional round. And that's a wrap for this week.

[02:16:08] For all the hardworking men and women in the studio, Scott Hansen saying good night.

[02:16:12] We'll see you again next week, right here on EA Sports.

[02:17:38] back. If he comes back, he has to coach the Vikings. So he's not coming back. Stop thinking

[02:17:44] he'll come back. Coach Chair is here for us. Coach Chair never makes unpredictable plays.

[02:17:51] Coach Chair never makes unpredictable plays. Coach Chair lets the punter do his job. Be

[02:17:57] Lila.

[02:18:27] Yep, he did be pooping.

[02:19:57] Yeah, still pooping

[02:20:57] I want you all to know that I'm spending these channel points on the

[02:21:27] here because I know that I will lose them if I gamble if I do the heroic thing

[02:21:33] and believe he'll do what he does best and throw if I do the smart thing and

[02:21:39] doubt he'll secretly adjust chat sometime you didn't wash hands no

[02:21:49] sometimes chat you gotta wash your hands okay what happened to playoffs Broncos

[02:21:59] one-seed bills Patriots Chargers Colts Ravens Kansas cities Lions we beat the

[02:22:08] one comment on how we perform and how we suck but during film all you talk

[02:22:14] about his burning crusade and shores, clips of this effin guy playing something called a pallet.

[02:22:22] Okay, that's because you need to learn. Okay, that's what you're gonna learn.

[02:22:25] Coach, this is your punter. Can I ask why you never let me punt just maybe once this

[02:22:45] year? Please, can I just punt also? Do you even know my name?

[02:22:51] Yes. Contract extended. Contract extended.

[02:23:05] I feel blue. No, Cowboys made the point 2026.

[02:23:09] Cowboys make the playoffs.

[02:23:21] Okay, so we're going to do a draft here.

[02:23:29] But here's the problem.

[02:23:32] Is my team any good, is there good prospects?

[02:23:36] Team needs in the top.

[02:23:38] Kicker, punter, fullback, same linebacker and running back.

[02:23:43] What?

[02:23:44] Punter fullback? Who are our quarterbacks? Shane Higgins, Grant Culver, Mike Kraser,

[02:24:00] Connor Clemens, Colin Redman, dude Redman and Method Man, Sean Livingston.

[02:24:14] Hey guys, coach's chair here.

[02:24:16] Coach didn't wipe on him.

[02:24:18] Currently suffocating.

[02:24:19] Please call help.

[02:24:29] Wait, Sean Livingston?

[02:24:37] Shane Higgins, he's from Midwest and knows nothing.

[02:24:39] That isn't football prospect.

[02:24:40] Shane Higgins from Stanford top five projection scouting is around two to three talent

[02:24:47] Isaiah Manning

[02:24:52] Who's Isaiah Manning?

[02:24:58] Archie Manning's illegitimate son Isaiah Manning

[02:25:04] What the hell?

[02:25:13] Dude, who's Mormon?

[02:25:30] Okay, we're gonna go okay. We're going on to season three already. This has been a tough

[02:25:53] Rebuild, but dude, I feel like oh

[02:25:57] Oh, wait on I almost forgot to do something

[02:26:07] Oh Clint

[02:26:12] Where's that go?

[02:26:19] And I know we're not not sorry

[02:26:21] Tennessee, Tennessee.

[02:26:31] Fail short this time, mild things.

[02:26:36] Make sure Philip Rivers doesn't retire.

[02:26:42] Is there anyone else that should make sure it doesn't retire?

[02:26:58] That's crazy.

[02:26:59] Dak Prescott is one of the oldest guys in the NFL two years in.

[02:27:07] a lot of guys retired already

[02:27:29] it's better than Fernando Mendoza

[02:27:32] Did Mendoza pop it off with the dolphins?

[02:27:50] Who else should not retire? Maybe Nick Chubb.

[02:27:53] Dude, having an old like Nick Chubb and Phillip Rivers in the backfield.

[02:28:02] for the Titans is pretty funny Bobby Wagner dude I think Bobby Wagner already

[02:28:08] retired actually yeah Bobby Wagner already retired did fricking Fabio leave

[02:28:25] this guy. Yeah, he is pissed. Yeah, I didn't. I let Harrison Smith retire. I

[02:28:41] I should have.

[02:28:42] I think that's what made this so hard.

[02:28:57] Flag over tired too.

[02:28:59] I should have done it the first off season.

[02:29:01] I should have made sure a lot of people stayed.

[02:29:03] The only person I made sure stayed was Phillip Berver.

[02:29:05] He's like, I screwed up.

[02:29:06] You know, I probably, I actually did.

[02:29:08] I would say I'm really good at scouting.

[02:29:10] boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

[02:29:14] I think I'm actually good at drafting in Madden.

[02:29:20] Dude, there was a madden like 10 years ago,

[02:29:22] maybe like 15 years ago,

[02:29:23] because I think it was madden 2011, 2012,

[02:29:27] that they would have randomly bring people out of retirement.

[02:29:30] It was like, after Brett Farber retired,

[02:29:33] and they would randomly have like,

[02:29:35] Kurt Warner would come out of retirement,

[02:29:37] it was really cool.

[02:29:40] Dude, I'm a good drafter.

[02:29:45] My drafting technique is, well, let's see who won.

[02:29:51] We beat the Lions, and they made it to the Super Bowl.

[02:29:54] You're kidding.

[02:29:56] Both the one seeds actually made it.

[02:30:07] went 17 to seven. Wow. Keeping it a buck. We asked a buck. We asked, wait, who said

[02:30:20] that? Was that, was that, uh, that was a cam warrant that said that in an interview

[02:30:24] to me. He's like, I'm going to keep it a buck. We asked interview. When you're

[02:30:35] Ricky quarterbacks does that. Justin Jefferson morale zero. I've never seen a zero morale.

[02:30:49] I've never seen that in my life.

[02:31:03] Okay, Kevin O'Connell has a better job security than I do.

[02:31:08] And he was the last head coach who got fired,

[02:31:11] and then I got hired, and me getting hired,

[02:31:15] I hired him as my office coordinator.

[02:32:19] Okay, I'm going to build up my offensive development here.

[02:32:31] I'm going to keep my coordinators.

[02:32:32] I'm not going to get rid of anybody.

[02:32:44] people movers

[02:33:02] dude I wonder if I take Kevin O'Connell

[02:33:11] I'm going to double up on Field General and see if those stack.

[02:33:41] We need to pick up Workhorse.

[02:34:10] Flying to live, A says hi.

[02:34:23] Or do we, do we fire, you know what, maybe we fire our

[02:34:26] demons a coordinator.

[02:34:31] Who's available?

[02:34:32] Aaron Glenn, Jonathan Gannon.

[02:34:44] Who's Aaron Glenn?

[02:35:01] interception all you know but was who is he the court was he was a deep into

[02:35:07] coordinator for before before he got that Jets coaching job used to be Lions

[02:35:12] even to corner okay you're the Vikings fan it was a random pick no I actually

[02:35:18] got chosen to do the so I'm doing an NFL thing with the Vikings I did a video

[02:35:25] it's on that look up S-Fan to NFL Vikings there's a YouTube video of me

[02:35:29] doing stuff with Josh Mattelis and Justin Jefferson, like doing drills and stuff.

[02:35:43] Yeah, and then I'm gonna be with them on Wednesday. There's like something going on at the Super Bowl,

[02:35:48] which sucks because I'm gonna miss burning crusade launch.

[02:35:54] I think. Dude, maybe there's a way I can just come back.

[02:35:59] I hired Erring Dwen.

[02:36:06] Dude, legitimately I'm trying to figure out a way that maybe I come back or maybe I go

[02:36:16] to Shradd's house and I do bring percentage Shradd's house.

[02:36:23] Okay, I just fired Aaron Glenn, I re-hired him, I fired him next week, I re-hired him.

[02:36:41] Harrison except the fifth year option. Riley Moss. Oh, we got to negotiate our contracts.

[02:37:00] 5 year deal, 16 million year, I'm not interested. Okay. That's cringe.

[02:37:11] Now let's turn our except five for the ocean.

[02:37:32] Dude, I feel like the French, I feel like the salary cap sucks.

[02:37:38] Nobody ever wants to re-sign.

[02:37:50] I enjoyed playing my test app for ages. No dude, this team was almost good.

[02:37:56] Okay, did I, did I, okay, actually why do this?

[02:38:09] I think this is what makes it so bad.

[02:38:24] I think I made free agent motivation impact very high.

[02:38:29] I should just make it normal because it makes it to where like it's cold in

[02:38:34] Minnesota. We hate it. And then they don't ever sign.

[02:38:41] Talking like a Dodgers fan can salary cap sucks. Okay.

[02:38:49] Austin, Mick and the Mara. Who is this? Who the hell is Austin, Mick and the

[02:38:53] I knew that guy was on my team.

[02:39:23] I appreciate all for my test average.

[02:39:33] Oh my gosh.

[02:39:34] What?

[02:39:35] I'm not sure what that number wants to resign.

[02:40:03] Nobody re-signed man. This is insane

[02:40:15] This is exactly the offer a grab at the 30 year old corner

[02:40:23] Should I franchise somebody I never use my franchise tag

[02:40:33] So our coach the page shouldn't we ask

[02:40:42] Maybe maybe I franchise Mike on one who into my

[02:41:03] Even my full back didn't sign this guy might not have a job in a month

[02:41:15] You're tearing their lives apart. I did nothing see combine results. Okay. Okay. Well first things first let's go in a free agency

[02:41:33] Okay, Alonte Taylor, who we traded away last year, is interested in playing for us again.

[02:41:42] Lucas Van Ness from Iowa is interested.

[02:41:46] Tank Bigsby running back from Auburn from the Jaguars.

[02:41:54] Moro O'Jomo.

[02:41:55] Who is Moro O'Jomo?

[02:41:59] Here at Bradbury.

[02:42:04] Zay flowers.

[02:42:10] Dude, Sam La Porta's profile picture is so funny.

[02:42:15] Sam La Porta's profile picture is so funny.

[02:42:19] Oh.

[02:42:20] He looks like a fireman. Yeah.

[02:42:30] You had Brandon Aubrey the goat.

[02:42:34] Nothing is what it seems.

[02:42:41] I pushed my fingers into an insiguisia.

[02:42:45] Oh my gosh, Michael Nguyenu has 11 offers.

[02:42:59] Okay, I think we have to sell out for, I think we have to sell out for O-line.

[02:43:13] because I think that's why whenever we play our team was really good.

[02:43:17] They can actually like that old line carry so hard. It's so important.

[02:43:21] Oh my gosh, dude. All the best linemen in the world.

[02:43:25] Yeah.

[02:43:29] Midnight Rumble. I think of the prime dude.

[02:43:33] Goes in the house. I'm here.

[02:43:43] Hey coachy, I would have love to keep playing for you cause all the nice things we do, but

[02:43:55] I made a frame by the name of Deshaun who is really into massages the way I am and

[02:44:03] am going to his team.

[02:44:05] I hope we can have some fun in the locker room when we play each other.

[02:44:10] No, we're not going to, we're not going to have any fun. Okay. You were a traitor.

[02:44:15] Horned dog. Nick Herbig.

[02:44:22] Chad Mooma. I'm not going to America.

[02:44:26] All right.

[02:44:31] Except for Robin, dude Riley Moss has zero interest in returning.

[02:44:56] Man, where else do we go with this, man?

[02:45:12] We have some money and do I sign a kicker or do we sign Brandon Aubrey?

[02:45:17] Is that a huge waste?

[02:45:18] Because we're never going to use them.

[02:45:21] Don't change.

[02:45:24] Don't change.

[02:45:25] Did you drive somebody without a gold chain?

[02:45:26] Yeah, that's a huge mistake.

[02:45:27] Actually, keep it a buck.

[02:45:30] We straight ass.

[02:45:37] Any gifters?

[02:45:38] Why do you think of the five gifted?

[02:45:40] Thank you so much, man.

[02:45:41] I really appreciate it.

[02:45:42] Oh, town Raiders Oakland Raiders.

[02:45:44] Thank you for the 17 months, dude.

[02:45:53] Oh, my gosh, yeah, we're, we're gonna, we're gonna fork over the big bucks chat for these

[02:46:07] guys. Oh my gosh, Mike on Wenu costs so much. Okay, 26 million year. I need to be the top

[02:46:36] offer for everyone. Good. Is that even? I'll be honest. I think it needs to be even more

[02:47:02] to guarantee that we get him.

[02:47:09] Wait, what the fuck?

[02:47:20] Why does nobody want to come back and play for the coach who said I'm a Joe Milton believer

[02:47:23] right after he threw the ugliest cross-body interception the world has ever seen?

[02:47:28] It just doesn't make any sense, but sex.

[02:47:32] Wait, what?

[02:47:46] Do we sign Tank Bigsby?

[02:47:58] He's the best player who's pretty interested in the team.

[02:48:28] This is, we're going into year three.

[02:48:32] I think we should consider signing Tank Bigs B.

[02:48:58] Let's see what we get here.

[02:49:23] Contracts evaluated.

[02:49:25] We offered him more money than anyone and he didn't want to come play for us.

[02:49:52] We were the only offer that was a full bar for him.

[02:49:56] I've never seen that happen.

[02:50:04] Like what the hell?

[02:50:22] Oh my gosh, none of it.

[02:50:45] Pro what?

[02:51:22] Okay, we got Tank, Bigsby and Ryan Kelly.

[02:51:30] Other guys are still on the table here.

[02:51:44] I'm we're offering a lot of money here man.

[02:51:48] Okay, we got two of our linemen, but we lost Randy or Riley Moss.

[02:51:59] He went through the Steelers.

[02:52:07] We do a lot of the guys that we traded for were on one year deals.

[02:52:11] So the guys we traded for, we traded them for nothing.

[02:52:15] Like Riley Moss, we traded for a one-year deal, and they ended up walking.

[02:52:19] So we ended up just losing them.

[02:52:45] Frick!

[02:52:52] Girlfriend, finally!

[02:52:59] Some time to watch Esfan and the Vikings get dominated!

[02:53:07] Did someone say domination?

[02:53:09] What are you doing stepdad daddy chill the hell the hell's happening over there answer

[02:53:21] yourselves

[02:53:22] I think we just gotta go to the draft.

[02:53:38] We just gotta go to the draft, man.

[02:53:39] This is a disaster.

[02:53:43] We go to the draft and we pray.

[02:53:47] I'll take one more look.

[02:54:01] Is coach still pooping?

[02:54:04] Still poop, still poop.

[02:54:17] We have a ton of cat room and nowhere to spend it.

[02:54:41] Look coach he has 50 grand please trade me.

[02:54:51] Maral is lower than Oregon Trail.

[02:55:08] Why is Lacey playing fullback for the Ravens?

[02:55:27] Michael Mayer.

[02:55:28] I thought this guy was gonna end up being better than he is.

[02:55:38] Maybe check penis size length again, coach.

[02:55:45] It's not so cold outside anymore.

[02:55:53] We don't draft based on that.

[02:55:54] Thank you.

[02:56:23] All right, let's see what we end up with.

[02:56:30] All right, ready, chat?

[02:56:41] I think there will.

[02:56:57] All right, private workouts.

[02:57:04] Okay. So what do we, what are our positions of need?

[02:57:14] Running backs.

[02:57:16] Sean Livingston, this guy used to play

[02:57:20] basketball for the, for the Golden State Warriors.

[02:57:24] Now he's a running back.

[02:57:26] Coach, we need some corn fed hogs on the O&D line.

[02:57:31] That's right. What do you even know is corn fed beer detection thing for the 73 months?

[02:57:38] Max dude max night from Duke is a good name

[02:57:43] Max night 511 220 running back power running back TBC hype TBC hype

[02:57:51] Three months. Thank you, dude

[02:57:54] Addison section

[02:57:56] Nick Bryant, Sheldon Godfrey, these days are good actually today, Maxwell Pemberton, Maxwell

[02:58:10] Pemberton from Tennessee, Maxwell Pemberton.

[02:58:15] Okay, power, that's what we need, we need a power running back.

[02:58:22] Max Knight is a power running bag.

[02:58:23] Okay, how come all the white running bags are not considered elusive? They're all power. Come on, come on, man. I don't know the white guys are not fast.

[02:58:35] A trucking, A brake tackle, okay.

[02:58:41] D juke move.

[02:58:43] A. Stiff arm, A to C trucking. Okay. So Max Knight and Maxwell Pemberton are our targets.

[02:58:57] The lunch pail. Clark Wheeler, Collins sweet. That's a good name. 64232 from Michigan physical

[02:59:10] receiver thing is we don't need a receiver though. Colin sweet 64 230 is big chance was

[02:59:19] spelled with an S.

[02:59:20] Okay.

[02:59:21] Let's see what we really need and what we'll target a player, okay, quarterback.

[02:59:50] I do think we should draft a running back.

[02:59:52] This ain't dog bears.

[02:59:55] No bears.

[02:59:59] We have two full max.

[03:00:02] Receivers, we are set.

[03:00:12] Wait, hold on.

[03:00:12] I need to raise the age of going to the Titans.

[03:00:21] Sam La Porta goes to the same report already with things

[03:00:29] Bring the same port is alliance

[03:00:35] Big Philly style

[03:00:41] Wait, they can they can randomly retire during the draft. Oh man, they should I actually feel bad for cam ward because of

[03:00:49] Philip reverse. Should we try again?

[03:01:09] I dropped his age so he doesn't retire.

[03:01:19] Oh my gosh, we knew right guard so bad the rest of our line is good

[03:01:49] Coach, I heard Phillip Rivers is having his 13th kids.

[03:02:02] That's too much health insurance to pay.

[03:02:04] Yeah, we had to get rid of him.

[03:02:08] That's actually the real reason why we got rid of him.

[03:02:11] Isaiah Rogers, Malik Muhammad.

[03:02:15] Wow, we need a corner bad.

[03:02:18] Okay, so we have to draft a corner

[03:02:48] Okay.

[03:03:11] Dude our team sucks.

[03:03:13] Okay.

[03:03:14] The private workouts time.

[03:03:17] Can you draft that?

[03:03:18] Yeah, we moved Harold Perkins to safety.

[03:03:28] Okay, we don't need to do private workout for quarterbacks

[03:03:30] because we have quarterbacks counts.

[03:03:43] Okay, we need linebackers in corners.

[03:03:47] I

[03:03:52] You won't be looking for here. I have no idea team needs Mike full back corner back half back

[03:04:00] So we'll do Mike corner half back probably

[03:04:03] Shaqeem Falker will Whitaker

[03:04:05] Tyson Aldress Colin Corcoran

[03:04:10] I like this Tyson Aldress six three two thirty five

[03:04:13] What was your physicals?

[03:04:16] Look at the great speed.

[03:04:17] And look at his combat, 4, 4, 9, 40, 31 on the bench press.

[03:04:23] Okay.

[03:04:24] This guy's a man.

[03:04:25] All right.

[03:04:26] This is a grown man.

[03:04:27] Okay.

[03:04:28] B, play recognition, A power.

[03:04:39] A man coverage B zone B B man. Okay. Hold on. Both of these guys are good. They're

[03:04:47] guys six three so we can probably get up more B to D injury C to F injury.

[03:04:54] Okay, we're going to look at Tyson Aldridge as one of our guys Tyson Aldridge will be

[03:05:11] be one of our targets.

[03:05:28] Marquez Moss,

[03:05:30] six, four corner.

[03:05:37] Wow. All of the corners have good in great speed.

[03:05:40] Nobody has elite speed in four corners.

[03:05:46] Elite acceleration, agility, solid change direction, solid, great, elite, solid, good.

[03:05:57] Solid, great elite.

[03:05:59] Man, you can't just keep reversing that man's age.

[03:06:02] Think of the consequences.

[03:06:04] This is the 15th time he's been 30 years old.

[03:06:08] He has 72 grandchildren because of that and some of the younger ones have birthdays before the older ones

[03:06:20] Elite good leaders this guy's that this guy's a late-round pick Matthew Woodson

[03:06:28] Wait, we could say that's the son of Charles Woodson

[03:06:38] Yeah.

[03:06:48] Combine Prada, who had the fastest 40 camera numbers 433 we got, we got to, oh my gosh 42640

[03:07:05] running back. Never ask a man his salary or Philip rivers his age. True. 426 Addison Saxton

[03:07:17] from Texas A&M. But man, we don't want another fast running back, do we? He ran a 424 at

[03:07:30] it's pro day. But look at this corner. 426. Who's the strongest guy 37 on the bench Roman

[03:07:42] Dylan defensive end. Wait, look at this dude. All the guys who were in the high 30s were

[03:07:55] like five flat four eight four nine and then look at this Tyson Aldridge that

[03:08:01] linebacker 31 reps four four nine like if you just look at the the scale he's the

[03:08:06] first guy who was fast and really strong Tyson Aldridge might be might be that

[03:08:12] dude yeah he's definitely on our list

[03:08:16] Do we look at our running? Do we go running backs as fun shock that guy? I think for the

[03:08:29] 13 months, dude. Wait, what is the fourth running back? Oh my gosh, dude, I need to not be enamored

[03:08:41] by the speed dude. He is elite across the board, but he's only has decent strength.

[03:08:49] He's not the type of running back we need. We need a big back. That's what I think Maxwell

[03:08:55] Pemberton or Max Knight?

[03:09:12] See Max Knight ran a 4-4-0, 24 reps to 225, Max Wil Pemberton ran a 4-4-6, 26 reps, but

[03:09:21] But he had a bigger vertical. Oh look at his three cone was better. His three cone was better with the shells the same

[03:09:27] This is a tough one

[03:09:29] It's a tough one Max Knight

[03:09:33] 29 reps of 225 though

[03:09:35] This is a tough one.

[03:09:53] What about when you go for receivers?

[03:09:55] Collins Sweet ran a 4,440 inch vertical 25 reps.

[03:09:59] Dude, there's some strong receivers in this draft.

[03:10:03] three, seven, 26 reps.

[03:10:06] Mike Spiller at six, two.

[03:10:09] Wait, this is a big receiver draft.

[03:10:11] We don't need receivers though.

[03:10:12] Calvin Marshall, six, three, four, four, six, two, one.

[03:10:29] Bobby Vincent from TCU 443.

[03:10:33] Dude, this is a tough draft, man.

[03:10:37] You know what?

[03:10:38] We need two linebackers.

[03:10:42] I think we look at Kirk Corrin and we look at Aldridge.

[03:10:51] And I think we need to look at corner.

[03:11:03] Ashton Culver from Miami.

[03:11:07] There's 16 reps on the bench press as a corner.

[03:11:10] Oh my gosh, look at this guy, 21 reps, 4-3.

[03:11:15] Dude, there's some freaks in this combine in this, in this, in this, uh,

[03:11:22] A zone coverage, B man, son, good. Ooh, we're not the skills. Elite, elite son.

[03:11:32] You know what, Ashton Culver, that'll be our next pick. Confirm.

[03:11:37] Okay, chat, it's time for the NFL draft.

[03:12:00] Ladies and gentlemen, it's time.

[03:12:04] Actually what what what picks do we have?

[03:12:16] We have the third overall the 31st the 35th. Oh my gosh, we got a big pick

[03:12:26] Ladies and gentlemen, it's time. Welcome the decent quarter is what I'm glad to I

[03:12:30] I don't think the Mark drafts help

[03:12:39] They're wrong the Saints have the first overall pick

[03:12:48] Pause draft skip ahead and chat okay, so let's look at our targets. I

[03:12:57] Just farted. Thank you. Thank you Red Dead redeem

[03:13:00] Mock trap 5 is pretty accurate really. I

[03:13:04] Always get like 80 and G and I skip over rock draft 5. Maybe that's why I don't think I'll wait coach

[03:13:10] Don't pick yet. I ain't done sizing up all their hogs

[03:13:15] Okay, I never asked you do that miss Dingle

[03:13:30] Okay, this is this okay

[03:13:38] Call it dude, I'm kind of enamored by Colin sweet, but I know I know we shouldn't get a receiver

[03:13:44] Who do you guys think let's see who the Saints take the Saints?

[03:13:49] With the first overall pick of the 2027 NFL draft take

[03:13:52] Kye Woodward right tackle. That's good for us. We were not going to take alignment

[03:14:01] the Jets with the second overall pick take

[03:14:07] Devin Allen defense event. We were not going to take that. Okay. So we have the third overall pick

[03:14:19] That is a really, really good pick.

[03:14:29] But the first things first, no quarterback has been taken.

[03:14:35] Let's see if we want to shop this pick, what offers we get.

[03:14:39] If I say we want to trade, Colson Loveland, James Cook, Nick Bonito, Miles Garrett,

[03:14:52] Saas Wanda, CD Lam, I mean, here's the thing, I want a first, I need a 2027 first round

[03:14:58] pick on top of anybody else.

[03:15:01] OK, Breeze Hall in a first round pick.

[03:15:09] This year.

[03:15:14] Nick Scourton, 92 overall defense event from Carolina.

[03:15:19] Travion Henderson.

[03:15:22] And next year's first round pick, Ashton Gentie.

[03:15:31] the Saints dude you freaking Saints dude these guys

[03:15:38] They bring him back to a fortune come play for us

[03:15:41] TJ Watt were the first and a second rounder next year a fourth rounder this year

[03:15:46] See, we don't really let's be real coach. You probably are gonna ruin the QB anyway

[03:15:50] Just draft some defense that you can fall back on because you're gonna be throwing the picks. I

[03:15:55] Mean, I really like this team being built around

[03:15:59] the short passing like we had.

[03:16:07] Yeah, we do. We need a game changer.

[03:16:10] Okay, well, like, let's see if we want to trade away here.

[03:16:12] We want to see the offer review offer.

[03:16:17] The bears are going to give us their first next year and the first this year.

[03:16:21] And more first, first this year, next year.

[03:16:25] next year, the first, the fourth, the seventh.

[03:16:40] The second this year, the first for the next two years from the Packers, a third next year,

[03:16:48] A fourth next year and the seventh this year.

[03:16:50] That is a lot of picks.

[03:16:56] The Lions give us three first round picks in a row.

[03:17:04] I mean, I don't know how many seasons this franchise is going to go.

[03:17:18] Let's take a look at this trade center. Is there any team with two first-round picks this year?

[03:17:26] Except for us because we have the one at the end of the first round

[03:17:33] If you see one one tell me if you see one one one one one sing one two and two and two and two

[03:17:40] and two and two and oh

[03:17:43] Of course the jets have a one wait the jets had three first-round picks this year

[03:17:48] Oh, it makes music thing for the raid.

[03:17:52] Hello, we're doing a little bit of Coach S.

[03:17:54] Band here. We're going to Super Bowl next week.

[03:18:00] Wait a second.

[03:18:01] Hold on.

[03:18:03] The the Jets want to first round.

[03:18:06] If we give a Marvin Harrison, Jr.,

[03:18:07] they'll give us two first round picks.

[03:18:11] Thank you for the raid, Jordan,

[03:18:15] Addison and John Allen. Or we give them our first in 2029 and our first next year. Dude,

[03:18:38] Honestly, I'm kind of down to sell the future of this franchise for this year, because I

[03:18:47] don't think, I mean, I think this team is in wind now mode.

[03:18:51] Yeah, I think, I think this team is in wind now mode.

[03:18:54] You know, we're probably going to have this one season because burning

[03:18:57] comes out soon.

[03:18:59] Superbowl or bust.

[03:19:00] That's right.

[03:19:01] What the early axiom is doing the palliom early exit, huh?

[03:19:11] I don't know what you just said, a first in 2029 and a second next year.

[03:19:24] There's no way they say yes to this.

[03:19:54] We now have, okay hold on.

[03:20:13] Colin Sweet is on the board, the wide receiver.

[03:20:17] Do we take Colin Sweet?

[03:20:20] No.

[03:20:21] Okay, let's look at the quarterbacks.

[03:20:26] There are two round one quarterbacks.

[03:20:29] Connor Clemens, six foot five, two thirty five and Colin Redman.

[03:20:35] Connor and Colin, these guys have round one grades.

[03:20:39] Okay, from our scouting department.

[03:20:42] If we look at their combines, 4740, 12 reps of 225.

[03:20:52] Okay.

[03:20:53] Colin Redman can run.

[03:20:55] Oh, there's another guy, Zach DeVoe who can run 44517.

[03:21:01] This guy is 44220.

[03:21:04] Okay.

[03:21:06] 43840 at his pro day.

[03:21:12] It's like Robert Riffin speed, but dude, we're Joe Milton, we're team Joe Milton.

[03:21:23] Oh, Colin Redmond only has B awareness.

[03:21:26] Oh my gosh, look at Connor Clemens, but he's a statue.

[03:21:47] He's a statue.

[03:21:48] Where's Philip Rivers?

[03:21:49] We had to trade him because he sucked.

[03:21:52] He's not really a statue, but.

[03:22:12] Great, great, great.

[03:22:13] Good.

[03:22:14] See, the other one has more elites, elite speed, elite strength.

[03:22:18] I feel like Colin Redmond is a bet, but he's only six feet tall.

[03:22:22] He's going to fricking.

[03:22:25] Frick.

[03:22:27] To the people drafting after you need quarterbacks, the Jaguars, the Seahawks,

[03:22:31] the Rams might need a, if Matt Stafford retired, the Giants, the Titans.

[03:22:43] I don't know if a quarterback won't get taken before 20.

[03:22:48] fast is more fun. Yeah, dude. I mean, I'm, dude, I'm kind of like enamored by this guy

[03:22:58] Colin sweet, but I don't really like we, we super don't need a receiver. Like we have

[03:23:10] really good receivers. We have Justin Jefferson, Jordan Madison, Marvin Harrison. That's

[03:23:15] That's our three receivers.

[03:23:45] Hmm.

[03:23:52] Eight works on concentration jobs, exceptional body control, big strong receiver who can

[03:24:11] jump. He's kind of a risk. He might be a risk, man. Okay, who else? Who else? Also linemen,

[03:24:27] maybe we go linemen, Amari Faulkner. I wasn't really planning on taking, I kind of want

[03:24:35] trade for alignment. You know what? That's son of a bitch. I'm trading. Look at this.

[03:24:45] GM's office. Trade center. Where are the Saints? You know who we're going to trade for? This

[03:24:58] guy's going to play for me whether he likes it or not.

[03:25:03] on Wenu get your ass over here and give me your second round pick two

[03:25:18] they're a Super Bowl IRL I think I'm gonna come back before the Super Bowl and

[03:25:21] I'm gonna be Super Bowl watch long stream

[03:25:26] He's the reason coach get fired.

[03:25:31] We need a guard.

[03:25:32] We don't have a guard.

[03:25:33] He's not good enough.

[03:25:37] Okay, who's the higher than- ooh.

[03:25:45] Quinn Miners.

[03:25:49] Uh, Trace Smith.

[03:26:01] Do the intensity of this music stress me out, man?

[03:26:10] Okay.

[03:26:10] What do you want for Quinn miners?

[03:26:11] There are no trade offers for this package.

[03:26:13] Oh, yes.

[03:26:14] What if I give you this?

[03:26:19] Skull Mint, brother.

[03:26:26] I want Quinn Miners a second in a fourth round pick.

[03:26:45] Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

[03:27:00] Guys, listen. Trust me, you draft a con, sweet frick!

[03:27:15] Hold on we'll trade we look we're building capital we're building capital we're building capital next pick

[03:27:31] Jamal Abbott left defensive end Shane Higgins quarterback neither okay so the Seahawks took a

[03:27:40] quarterback. It wasn't one of our targets. The Rams took Connor Clemens.

[03:27:56] Okay. Okay. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Yo, hey, New York. Listen, I'm scared the

[03:28:02] Titans are going to draft Connor Redmond. We have to, okay, we have to trade back

[03:28:05] up. We have to trade back up. We have to trade back up. We have to trade back

[03:28:09] Oh

[03:28:13] Please

[03:28:15] Want to sell my season tickets no no no no listen dude. We just got the best garden NFL

[03:28:22] Look, we're building around the future Joe Milton

[03:28:31] Okay, Tennessee tell me

[03:28:36] What do you want

[03:28:39] No, not Tennessee, uh, the Giants, what do you want?

[03:28:43] Because we have to pick before Tennessee.

[03:28:45] Because I think, I'm so scared that the Titans are going to take a quarterback.

[03:29:04] Wait, what?

[03:29:09] Okay, I think I broke the draft logic.

[03:29:16] It's because we changed the trade difficulty, but the trade difficulty wasn't bad earlier.

[03:29:26] We made it.

[03:29:29] Okay, we got to make it realistic.

[03:29:33] We got to make it realistic.

[03:29:37] We have to give them a second and a third.

[03:29:50] I think one, two, three.

[03:29:58] I think this is fair.

[03:30:01] Please now just give them a third.

[03:30:03] I think this is fair.

[03:30:04] Do you think one of the three is enough?

[03:30:12] A third and a fifth.

[03:30:25] I think this is fair.

[03:30:26] I think I think this is realistic giving another third.

[03:30:54] I think this is fair, that we're gonna try it.

[03:30:58] Okay.

[03:30:59] Cause that's giving up a lot.

[03:31:06] Okay.

[03:31:10] Okay, so now we have to go quarterback.

[03:31:15] We have to go red man.

[03:31:16] Okay, do we need to draft Redmond?

[03:31:44] You think Clemens is the next back there?

[03:32:06] Well, he's gone.

[03:32:10] GGs.

[03:32:11] Unfortunately, a beautiful spiral on all his passes stands tall in the pocket of wear pressure.

[03:32:19] Avoid sacks, loves to run and play outside of structure, multi-angle quick motion.

[03:32:23] Chad, let me tell you, I'm just, I'm so, I, I have to, I have to draft a guy by the

[03:32:49] name of Colin Redmond. Okay, I have to draft a guy by the name of Colin Redmond.

[03:32:55] Chat Colin Redmond, six foot, 220 pound quarterback from the University of Texas.

[03:33:10] Beautiful. That's right, from the University of Texas.

[03:33:14] Jack Colin Redman ran a 4-4-2 at the NFL Combine, second for all quarterbacks, a 4-3-8 at his pro

[03:33:22] day, which bested the times of all the quarterbacks.

[03:33:26] He had 22 reps of 225, 64-inch vertical knee pads.

[03:33:29] Hey NFL fans and welcome back to the broadcast of the 2027.

[03:33:34] Wait what did you just say?

[03:33:37] Colin Redman just puked in his booth because he is high on the perks then Mount Everest?

[03:33:44] Is this the reincarnation of Perk Rogers?

[03:33:46] Find out on the next pic.

[03:33:50] He's arch-manning an undersized Texas quarterback.

[03:33:55] What could go wrong?

[03:33:57] Guys, Colin Redman.

[03:34:00] How did he get so fast?

[03:34:02] How did he get so strong?

[03:34:04] Well, let me tell you a little bit something

[03:34:05] about Colin Redman.

[03:34:06] Colin Redman.

[03:34:09] Colin Redman came to the University of Texas

[03:34:13] a walk on free safety. Colin Redmond came to the University of Texas to walk on free

[03:34:18] safety and he was getting no playing time at all. He was fast, he was strong, he worked

[03:34:24] hard in the weight room, but this guy never got the play. In the off season after his

[03:34:30] freshman year when she was redshirted, the running backs coach is watching Colin Redmond

[03:34:36] move around outside and he goes up to the safety coach and he says, hey, what do

[03:34:40] Anything about Redmond?

[03:34:42] Sidney's coach says, man, Redmond, he just don't got it.

[03:34:45] He just don't got it.

[03:34:45] I don't think he's going to be the guy.

[03:34:47] I don't think he's going to be able to play for us.

[03:34:49] You know, he's a nice guy.

[03:34:50] Nice kid, works his ass off, but he's not good enough.

[03:34:52] Running back to coach says, you know what?

[03:34:55] I think he can run the rock a little bit.

[03:34:58] I've seen how he moves.

[03:34:59] I like his hips.

[03:35:00] I like his feet.

[03:35:02] I think he can play running back for us.

[03:35:04] So what does he do?

[03:35:05] He goes up to Collins.

[03:35:05] He's calling.

[03:35:07] Son.

[03:35:07] We think you can be a running back and Collins says, coach, I would love to.

[03:35:20] And they moved into offense.

[03:35:21] So they think Colin Redmond is going to be the guy fast forward to the next season.

[03:35:28] Looking good in camp, everything all of a sudden, the starting quarterback goes down.

[03:35:34] The starting quarterback goes down in the game.

[03:35:38] The backup goes in.

[03:35:40] Archie Manning is injured, tears his elbow in half.

[03:35:44] Backup quarterback goes in, Billy Mays here.

[03:35:47] Backup quarterback, University of Texas.

[03:35:50] Billy Mays goes out here and is just getting slaughtered,

[03:35:54] slaughtered.

[03:35:56] And what happens?

[03:35:57] Billy Mays gets injured.

[03:36:00] Two quarterbacks are out.

[03:36:02] Coach says, I need a quarterback.

[03:36:03] I need a quarterback.

[03:36:06] Hey you, the third string quarterback comes in.

[03:36:08] Third string quarterback comes in.

[03:36:09] He's like, I'll coach.

[03:36:12] I don't know.

[03:36:12] I'm real nervous.

[03:36:14] He goes in there immediately, pukes everywhere.

[03:36:19] His teeth shatter because he forgot to put his mouthpiece

[03:36:21] in.

[03:36:22] The third string quarterback is out of the game.

[03:36:25] Head coach is like, oh my gosh, Steve Sarkesian is like,

[03:36:28] holy hell, I'm going to get fired.

[03:36:30] I don't have a quarterback.

[03:36:31] And that's when Colin Redman, the walk on free safety turn to running back this

[03:36:36] season, who wasn't playing yet comes in and says, coach.

[03:36:43] I played running back in, I played quarterback in high school.

[03:36:46] I was a four year starter.

[03:36:49] If you need a quarterback, I can get us through this game.

[03:36:52] And Sark says, son, so help me God, make sure I don't get fired.

[03:36:58] And Colin Redman goes into that game and you know what he does?

[03:37:07] Changed the music on the wrong computer

[03:37:10] Colin Redman goes into the game and you know what this guy does

[03:37:14] He just starts

[03:37:16] Slinging interceptions left and right this guy cannot complete a pass to save his life

[03:37:23] But he has nothing

[03:37:25] no other options. This guy is throwing picks. This guy cannot control the football, but there

[03:37:31] is nobody else who can play. So Sartre comes out and he says, okay, son, we got to find

[03:37:37] a way to modify this offense to go around the talent that we have. Colin Redmond, we're

[03:37:43] going to run the football. We're going to run an option offense. We're going to

[03:37:46] run the, we're going to run the quarterback. Hell, we might even throw the veer in

[03:37:50] there. Okay, the wing T a

[03:37:53] And next thing you know,

[03:37:55] to develop. Colin Redmond

[03:37:58] a guy who hate they use t

[03:38:02] his speed. They use his a

[03:38:06] his ability to make play

[03:38:08] you know, Texas starts t

[03:38:11] name and Colin Redmond is

[03:38:15] Next thing you know, Colin Redman never heard of her

[03:38:20] Themes week a lot of people are saying he can't throw a spiral of his life

[03:38:26] Dependent on it

[03:38:27] And they did Colin they did a lot of people are calling him dad

[03:38:33] Oaks, that's not the type of leader. We need

[03:38:37] They did run him. They did think that but Colin Redman

[03:38:42] He's been persevered, Colin Redmond persevered, and he starts to come back and he starts to

[03:38:51] develop as a quarterback.

[03:38:53] They're passing the football, they're running the football, Colin Redmond actually looks

[03:38:57] like he's going to be the guy.

[03:39:00] He's as a freshman red shirt walk on, who's changed his position twice, is actually turning

[03:39:06] things around for Texas.

[03:39:08] It doesn't tell, of course, the last game of the season, Colin Redman, he tears his elbow

[03:39:25] just like Archie Manning did.

[03:39:33] Be nice with $3 chips.

[03:39:34] I like his energy, please.

[03:39:35] Thank you, Vegas Lerker.

[03:39:43] Pairs up on the same way Arch Manning did.

[03:39:46] And then he goes misses the entire next offseason,

[03:39:49] and there is a position battle.

[03:39:52] Colin Redmond is relegated back to being a backup.

[03:39:57] All the Jersey sales, all the fans coming back,

[03:40:00] all everybody supporting this guy, the entire city of Austin.

[03:40:05] put this guy on a pedestal.

[03:40:12] But then, he ends up not playing the next year.

[03:40:18] Archie Manning ends up being the starting quarterback

[03:40:24] and goes off and rides off into the sunset

[03:40:27] and is a first round pick in the Canadian football league

[03:40:31] because obviously in the timeline,

[03:40:35] But then that's when the next year rolled on around.

[03:40:48] All the sad songs started playing.

[03:40:51] Colin Redmond stepped up to the challenge.

[03:40:54] Colin Redmond is a starting quarterback at the beginning of the season.

[03:40:57] He wins the next job.

[03:40:58] He recovers.

[03:40:59] He returns.

[03:41:00] Colin Redmond led the University of Texas Longhorns

[03:41:10] to the national title game in his first full season

[03:41:16] as a starting quarterback in the NCAA Football Association.

[03:41:25] He goes out there, he's playing hard,

[03:41:28] He scores four touchdowns in the national championship game.

[03:41:32] And unfortunately.

[03:41:40] They lose.

[03:41:43] They lose.

[03:41:47] Colin Redmond loses in the big game.

[03:41:54] Now.

[03:41:55] The reason why, after this crazy story of his college football career, he's not drafted

[03:42:04] higher and he wasn't the first quarterback taken.

[03:42:07] Is he lost to none other than Connor Clemens, the quarterback that was taken right before

[03:42:21] him.

[03:42:22] And they said, you know what?

[03:42:23] don't know if Colin Redman has what it takes. If he's a championship caliber quarterback,

[03:42:31] he doesn't have the measurables. He's undersized at six foot. He's a glorified running back.

[03:42:41] Does he have what it takes? We believe he does. And that is why the Minnesota Vikings

[03:42:50] as if selected Colin Redman is the quarterback of their future.

[03:43:01] Is this a D&D campaign? Absolutely it is.

[03:43:04] Welcome to a Coach S-Van stream.

[03:43:07] There, he's got the, he's got the,

[03:43:11] dude even looks like a running back.

[03:43:17] There it is, Redman and Method Man.

[03:43:19] There's a method to our madness.

[03:43:21] My God, this is absolute son.

[03:43:23] Cinema.

[03:43:24] Not the movie theater kind.

[03:43:26] It's great to be kind.

[03:43:27] It's great to be kind.

[03:43:29] Wait, draft it.

[03:43:30] He was ranked number 20 in value in draft.

[03:43:32] Wait, we overvalued.

[03:43:34] He's a B?

[03:43:35] Hold on, did we?

[03:43:37] Was this a bad pick?

[03:43:39] He had 2,000 yard rushing season in college

[03:43:41] while standing and delivering the pressure

[03:43:43] through no hitter in college.

[03:43:45] He was also a baseball player apparently hidden potential hit nine ninety nine throw power

[03:43:55] 99 throw this guy is a beast dude dude this guy's got what it takes dude 90 dude dude

[03:44:13] the God seed. Okay. Justice Carlson defense of end. Grant Culver, Panthers take a quarterback.

[03:44:38] Oh my gosh, we're so lucky. Okay, Karen Tomlinson, Otis Bronson, Ashton Culver, was that one of

[03:44:47] our other targets? Darren Aldridge, Tom Nixon, Cameron Rivers, oh man, hall major selection,

[03:44:54] pick player. Was that one of the corners that we thought?

[03:44:59] The corner from Miami is what I was looking at. He's gone, the corner from Miami.

[03:45:05] BNVNEDO AMI AMI

[03:45:08] Wait, there's another corner for Miami this guy this guy Matthew Woodson. I remember him. It's Charles Woodson's

[03:45:14] son

[03:45:16] 99 throw par you say it seems like it will make it easier for you to throw pixel game nub nuts

[03:45:24] Thank you

[03:45:26] Hold on both of these linebackers Colin Corcoran and Tyson Aldrich you round one talent

[03:45:31] Okay, hold on dude this might we might we might be in for an amazing draft

[03:45:38] Running backs

[03:45:41] Max night or Maxwell Pemberton

[03:45:48] Now in our power be raiding quarterback in deep ball what could go wrong actually that's a good point this guy's just might go

[03:45:54] Look, he's probably gonna be like Joe Milton to to be honest

[03:46:01] But he has potential, which is good.

[03:46:08] I mean, there's a lot of running backs.

[03:46:10] I think we sit on a running back, we wait.

[03:46:13] But there's not a lot of linebackers.

[03:46:15] Would it be stupid to take both of these linebackers with a round one and a round one to two grade?

[03:46:20] I think we should take both of them.

[03:46:22] We need to do a Roswell.

[03:46:25] Well, no, no, we need linebackers, we need linebackers.

[03:46:28] We also need corners, but look, I like D man B zone, B, D, a CD, like, dude, it's a disaster.

[03:46:41] Oh, wait, wait, wait, B, A, B, A. Matthew Woodson is a B, A, he's a badass.

[03:46:55] Jimmy Manning these guys if he's CC

[03:47:02] We get we could take him with a late round pick

[03:47:06] Hold on dude, I have a strap. I just I actually have a strap

[03:47:10] I'm gonna go both of these linebackers Tyson Aldridge and Colin Kirk Horan

[03:47:14] We're the first one we take Tyson Aldridge from the University of Miami ran a 449 chat

[03:47:20] ran a 4-4-9 at the NFL Combine. This guy is a physical freak and one of the

[03:47:25] craziest Combine scores in NFL history. 6 foot 3, 2-2-2-35. In 23 years of age physical

[03:47:38] player delivered bone crushing hits. Savvy defender with a ball in the air.

[03:47:41] He's got a motor that runs through the whistle and often looks through the

[03:47:44] The ball of the runner shows good discipline.

[03:47:45] He won't get flagged much.

[03:47:50] But his path to the NFL was not easy.

[03:47:55] Tyson Aldridge is 23 years old.

[03:47:59] Of course he had a great combine.

[03:48:00] He's older than everybody there, but why is that?

[03:48:07] Tyson Aldridge

[03:48:08] is a Mormon. After high school, he was on a mission for two years. He was on a mission

[03:48:23] for two years. But he, all he wanted to do was play football. And when he came back from

[03:48:34] his mission. He wanted to go to BYU, and he did. Tyson Aldridge went to BYU when he was

[03:48:49] a highly touted recruit coming out of high school, but he decided to forego his recruitment

[03:48:53] and go on a Mormon mission to Nicaragua. After his mission, he goes back to BYU. Everybody's

[03:49:01] excited this guy was so good in high school everybody's talking about he's

[03:49:04] gonna be the guy the Tyson gets caught up in some funny business

[03:49:19] August 18th middle of training camp 2025

[03:49:26] They're in the middle of summer training camp before the season starts.

[03:49:32] We're one week out from the first game of the season.

[03:49:37] And what happens to Tyson Aldrich?

[03:49:41] They're going in for a curfew check at the hotel.

[03:49:47] And Tyson.

[03:49:48] What's going on in there?

[03:49:55] Who's in there?

[03:50:04] Who's in there?

[03:50:14] there. Tyson in his room, coach sees three women all circled around a table with a monopoly

[03:50:42] board fortnight edition times like coaches is it a coach someone looks like

[03:50:47] it's like who are these people he's like these are my they're my cousins it's

[03:50:50] like you have women in your bedroom coach it was your playing coach what

[03:50:55] we're playing monopoly Tyson Aldridge

[03:50:59] They were not his cousins, they were women.

[03:51:12] Tyson Aldridge is immediately removed from the football team and he goes out to Miami.

[03:51:18] The University of Miami says, Tyson, come visit.

[03:51:27] They get Tyson Aldridge to come visit and then immediately, what do they do?

[03:51:47] They take Tyson Aldridge out to the strip clubs in Miami and they're at the bottle service

[03:51:52] and Tyson's like, oh God, this isn't a coach.

[03:51:56] I've never done anything like this. Tyson Aldridge. He's like, let's take you up to the seventh floor.

[03:52:01] Greg Jennings walks in, excuse me, Greg, Greg Olson walks in and he's like, yeah,

[03:52:06] I'm Greg with a third leg. Tyson Aldridge says this is the best time of my life.

[03:52:12] Tyson Aldridge signs with Miami, ends up winning the Bronco Dick, what,

[03:52:18] kiss award, whatever the hell the best linebacker is. And we say, you know what,

[03:52:22] We signed Tyson Aldridge to come play for the Minnesota Vikings.

[03:52:26] Tyson Aldridge went on to establish the Fellowship of Christian Athletes at the University of

[03:52:53] in Miami and was the leader of it.

[03:53:02] A what?

[03:53:03] We were also covered in

[03:53:04] a short hand butter.

[03:53:07] And in the background you could hear

[03:53:09] P Diddy's album, the love album

[03:53:11] off the grid playing in the background

[03:53:14] and there was a trap on the floor.

[03:53:16] Covered in baby oil.

[03:53:19] Crazy things happen in Miami.

[03:53:23] Tyson Aldrich is ranked number 13 in true value and you drive them at 25.

[03:53:30] More than a speedway linebacker in the NFL.

[03:53:32] Hold on, I have to take this one.

[03:53:33] Coach Picney, I'm good at the foot game with the ball.

[03:53:36] I can get the touchdown score 7 point on the board for team good time football.

[03:53:42] I am football.

[03:53:43] Picney coach, I go to the Miami football school place for football.

[03:53:48] Absolutely, absolutely, 88 speed, 91 acceleration, 83 strength, hidden potential, Tyson Aldridge.

[03:54:02] Okay, okay. Tyson Aldridge, that's our guy.

[03:54:08] I

[03:54:16] Okay, who do we have next

[03:54:19] Running backs are starting to get picked Addison Saxton the guy who ran a 4-2-4 of course the chiefs man

[03:54:25] Of course the chiefs pick the guy who ran a 4-2

[03:54:30] Grant Sadler brand okay, okay, we want any of these other guys. Okay, so we're looking good

[03:54:38] I

[03:54:50] Okay

[03:54:51] By the way, I usually do draft stories for like the high players and then I and then as the draft board goes down

[03:54:57] We just kind of run for it

[03:55:00] Rest of the team needs corner running back dude. I want to take both of the linebackers to be honest

[03:55:05] like I think we should take Colin Corcoran too from Utah.

[03:55:14] I like the Miami guy.

[03:55:25] Chad let me tell you a little something about a guy named Colin Corcoran,

[03:55:29] a very physical linebacker with great coverage ability 21 years of age from the University

[03:55:34] of Utah.

[03:55:40] But Collin Corcoran's road to the NFL was not simple, it was not easy.

[03:55:55] at a high school. Colin Corcoran went to the University of Miami. Colin Corcoran went

[03:56:10] to the University of Miami and Colin, he was a troublemaker from the start.

[03:56:25] Colin Corcoran.

[03:56:26] He was also at the party covered in garlic sultan butter.

[03:56:31] Colin Corcoran, he shows up to camp,

[03:56:38] schwunk on the first day of his freshman year.

[03:56:42] Underage drinking, he went in,

[03:56:44] he was out at the strip clubs last night.

[03:56:47] There was a guy named Dean So Cool

[03:56:48] who was talking about how good the food was.

[03:56:50] Next thing you know, he shows up hammered

[03:56:53] to practice the next day.

[03:56:55] Okay.

[03:56:55] Colin Corcoran from the beginning gets suspended for camp, gets caught selling a little bit

[03:57:15] of Miami White on the side getting involved with the neighbors across the border.

[03:57:24] It's not good.

[03:57:27] This leads Colin Corcoran to get suspended from the team for his freshman year.

[03:57:44] During the time, during the time that Colin Corcoran was suspended, he had a lot to think

[03:57:50] about.

[03:57:51] He said, you know what?

[03:57:52] Am I going to make it?

[03:57:53] I can't live this life anymore this way.

[03:57:56] I just can't do this.

[03:58:00] That's when he turned and looked at his team.

[03:58:03] And there was a new teammate that he had that had just transferred to the University

[03:58:10] of Miami.

[03:58:12] That was a linebacker, a senior linebacker by the name of Tyler Aldridge.

[03:58:21] Tyler Aldridge, he established the Fellowship of Christian Athletes at the University of

[03:58:28] Miami and he brought in Colin Corcoran.

[03:58:33] Tyler was a Mormon, but you know, all were welcomed in the Fellowship of Christian

[03:58:37] Athletes.

[03:58:38] It's me call in the cock ring.

[03:58:41] I'm ready to cross those balls and grip them hard.

[03:58:45] I'll get sweaty with my team.

[03:58:47] I'll get hot on the field and I'll touch some dance.

[03:58:50] That's not what we're doing.

[03:58:51] Or else my name isn't calling cock ring.

[03:58:53] That's not what he's doing.

[03:58:55] And ready for balls.

[03:58:56] No, that's not what he's doing.

[03:59:00] Is it Tyson?

[03:59:00] Tyson, was Tyler or Tyson?

[03:59:02] Anyway, Tyson goes to call in

[03:59:05] And he shows him the light of the Mormon faith.

[03:59:11] And he said, Colin, I know you're not a part

[03:59:13] of this team anymore,

[03:59:14] but we're all on the same team of the Lord.

[03:59:20] And Colin says, Tyson, I think you're right.

[03:59:24] Colin enters the transfer portal

[03:59:27] and ends up getting an offer

[03:59:28] from the University of Utah.

[03:59:31] That is when he decided to transfer to Utah.

[03:59:35] and become a Mormon and also goes on to have a great career and ends up getting

[03:59:41] drafted in the first round.

[03:59:44] 99 out of 100 times, as long as the storyline were a pick, they end up being a blast.

[04:00:05] 29 inches. Wait, this is a good pick, but why did it get a beat hitting potential 90 speed?

[04:00:14] 78 strength, dude.

[04:00:18] This is actually an amazing draft.

[04:00:25] the next quarterback. William

[04:00:33] Leary, the center. Okay, we have

[04:00:37] two picks here.

[04:00:47] I think we have to go running

[04:00:48] back, right? Or corner?

[04:00:50] Coach, I see you are only drafting or trading for white guys.

[04:00:57] When did the focus go away from hog size?

[04:01:00] I am no longer a fan anymore.

[04:01:04] Unbelievable.

[04:01:06] Okay.

[04:01:08] We should have been the Patriots.

[04:01:14] Okay.

[04:01:16] Okay

[04:01:21] I'm between two guys

[04:01:34] I'm between two choices I

[04:01:37] I want one of these power riding backs either either max night, which is a great name or

[04:01:48] Maxwell Pemberton, which is a great name.

[04:01:51] And we got a carrying for both a ball carrier vision B for max night a break tackle a to

[04:02:00] see trucking.

[04:02:01] You don't know.

[04:02:02] But he has a trucking.

[04:02:04] He has A to C stiff arm, and he has A stiff arm.

[04:02:09] F, Jukes, and C spin move.

[04:02:11] He has B spin move and D Jukes.

[04:02:15] Aspen is the male between the wheat bread.

[04:02:26] Okay.

[04:02:30] Never the best man.

[04:02:31] I did, and they rioted.

[04:02:35] Dude I kind of think I think if I have to choose one of them I

[04:02:42] Think a pampered I think they're both

[04:02:45] Good, but pampered in is like more sure fire for trucking and Max Knight is in is a sure fire for a stiff arm

[04:02:54] So if I have to pick one, I think pampered in might be better

[04:02:59] Stop typing S mount

[04:03:04] Yeah, but there's so many backs on the board, but there's two power running backs.

[04:03:33] I think we got to go look at corner. We got to we got to go look at corner at least Ezekiel Moses

[04:03:41] but I don't I don't think any of the corners left are crazy except for except for

[04:03:51] Matthew Woodson. I think he's a late sometimes in the draft you get random late round

[04:03:56] like Gems and I think Matthew Woodson from Miami another Miami guy

[04:04:12] Taylor Lopez from Florida I don't think we need another safety we're going on

[04:04:21] safety's. Cog wheels are turning for storylines. Storyline cog wheels are turning. Guys, I

[04:04:48] think. I think I should trade down. Well, Woodson is projected to go late. We should

[04:05:13] wait on Woodson. Big dog. Big dog. Yeah. I'm bitty thing to the 28 months.

[04:05:43] Jeremiah love wait hold on I can trade for Jeremiah love who is a superstar

[04:05:50] Instead of instead of drafting a running bag. I think it's a driver

[04:06:02] Joe Nixon Nick job do a lot of work at the Titans

[04:06:09] My

[04:06:43] Who was it? Who was the corner that they they said friend? Will Johnson from Michigan.

[04:07:10] get love. I think we need a corner. Whatever we take is a corner.

[04:07:36] Johnson double dong. Okay, actually, that's a great idea. Give us will Johnson.

[04:08:06] should package picks and get an elite corner honestly maybe you're right maybe we should

[04:08:21] Maybe, maybe we go, if we go with a second and a, and two thirds.

[04:08:39] A rendezvous.

[04:08:42] Is that stupid to try and do this?

[04:08:46] And I'm not seeing a corner.

[04:08:47] DJ Reed is too old.

[04:08:51] Oh

[04:09:01] It was paused wasn't it paused who is this

[04:09:12] That was way longer than two minutes wait, I'm sorry the trade window I'm sorry the trade window

[04:09:22] Who does boot a pig

[04:09:24] I think that's a good one.

[04:09:50] Look, why- wait, why did that bug happen?

[04:09:53] That's happening to me as well, somebody's in?

[04:09:59] Who is Joel?

[04:10:00] That wasn't actually a draft pick.

[04:10:03] People were just clapping for a guy who fond of Vikings.

[04:10:14] Do we get Will Johnson?

[04:10:20] I didn't say before that so I can't reset

[04:10:28] No, I didn't do anything

[04:10:35] Frick

[04:10:39] It was definitely paused because I was there for way longer than two minutes

[04:10:44] Who the hell is Joe caring to I we why did he give us a receiver?

[04:10:48] We have so many receivers we don't need a receiver

[04:11:10] Nathan Monroe was a running back max will Pemberton got picked by the Eagles. Okay, frick

[04:11:18] I'm going to try Joel Carrington for Maxwell Pemberton chat.

[04:11:32] What a dumb bug.

[04:11:37] was the guy we wanted. That's such a cringed bug. Yeah, there's nights gone too. That's

[04:12:01] fried man.

[04:12:06] All right, whatever.

[04:12:07] Well, well, I'll just I'll cheese to I'll I'll like cheese it and I'll get

[04:12:11] Maxwell Pimpleton and I'll give his Lord whenever I get him.

[04:12:16] Okay.

[04:12:31] Um,

[04:12:41] Orlando tune

[04:12:54] Taylor Lopez chat, let me tell you about

[04:13:01] It's kind of slow.

[04:13:25] Goldberg

[04:13:37] Thanks, so I

[04:13:39] Tito Mendoza. Fernando Mendoza's brother who's much less famous. Tito.

[04:13:57] I got he has a brother's a quarterback really

[04:14:25] Calvin Marshall from Oregon 6 3 2 23

[04:14:33] Round 1 to 2 project projections.

[04:14:40] I feel like this guy's a bust

[04:14:58] Okay, uh, we're at the point of the draft now where I'm like a little bit. Okay, we're gonna keep on going

[04:15:03] You know what, we're just going to draft Sheldon to operate for Mississippi State, whatever

[04:15:12] happens happens.

[04:15:15] Number 42 in true value at 63, but I didn't want a fast running back.

[04:15:20] Was your record it was six and eleven

[04:15:40] Manual person okay, I'm drafting

[04:15:47] Manual person

[04:15:50] He's not a bot.

[04:16:01] You know what, chat?

[04:16:02] Call him NPC.

[04:16:03] Like a varsity dude version.

[04:16:08] Chat.

[04:16:09] I

[04:16:14] Come on dude person

[04:16:20] Chat

[04:16:21] Let me tell you about a little somebody named Taylor Lopez. Okay Taylor Lopez 6.1

[04:16:28] 209 is it better to focus more on their length or girth its volume

[04:16:34] game

[04:16:35] Thank you for the six months sterling

[04:16:37] Let me tell you about a little somebody called Taylor Lopez.

[04:16:41] Taylor Lopez from the University of Florida, 21 years of age.

[04:16:45] Taylor Lopez had some of the best training his whole life.

[04:16:53] He grew up in Miami.

[04:16:56] His father was a very famous sitcom movie TV show actor.

[04:17:06] Taylor Lopez because this had many great opportunities in his life, had wonderful training and ended

[04:17:11] up going to the University of my Florida.

[04:17:18] He ended up going to the University of Florida and was an outstanding athlete and nothing

[04:17:30] bad ever happened in his life.

[04:17:32] the son of George Lopez, Taylor Lopez, everybody.

[04:17:34] We ended up drafting him.

[04:17:35] He has a cousin who played tight end at Florida, who he never talks about.

[04:17:58] number 50 and true about wait this is a good one

[04:18:09] dude wait there's actually a great draft it's not the best we had like an insane draft one time

[04:18:13] where it was like a bunch of people in the top like 30 or something was crazy

[04:18:21] doesn't seem to Aaron perchance

[04:18:28] Okay, we are who else do we want Andy Banks is a wide receiver.

[04:18:44] Why is he so fast?

[04:18:46] Why does his face look like that?

[04:18:51] I did fire. I did.

[04:18:58] This draft is actually great.

[04:19:11] Dude, I think what I think a good thing to look at is looking at their awareness.

[04:19:15] I feel like usually if you look at their awareness,

[04:19:16] they're going to be high overall.

[04:19:17] Who's the guy with an A?

[04:19:24] Nico Lava.

[04:19:27] Okay, we're just going to draft a few guys.

[04:19:33] 44 and to see?

[04:19:37] Played college basketball in Georgia.

[04:19:41] I have your Logan oh yeah we need to grab that corner.

[04:20:04] How many picks do I have left?

[04:20:07] chat let me tell you about a guy

[04:20:14] well what's my next pick? let me see who my next pick is

[04:20:17] because if my next pick if I have if it's quickly then I'll take Javier Logan first

[04:20:22] okay

[04:20:27] chat let me tell you about a guy named Javier Logan

[04:20:30] he's really good

[04:20:36] Dude bro gay

[04:20:40] He's a be awareness

[04:20:42] Let's see. Let's see

[04:20:45] 185 inch. Okay the awareness needs to hit the weight room can be invisible in the run game

[04:20:51] Finesse moves need work. Okay. That's a terrible pick

[04:20:59] All right my awareness my awareness theory didn't work

[04:21:06] I

[04:21:25] All right chat it's time to pick

[04:21:29] Our last storyline of the day wait, where is he?

[04:21:32] Let me tell you about a guy, 23 year old cornerback from the University of Miami, Matthew Woodson.

[04:21:46] His father, Charles Woodson, is one of the greatest defensive backs in college and NFL

[04:21:53] history.

[04:22:02] They're in their round. Well, we don't have a lot of late picks. I have to pick him early because I mean he's just too good

[04:22:06] He was the only corner left of BB BA. I mean, that's crazy

[04:22:11] So I think he's a sleeper so we're taking him early a lot of people think Matthew Woodson. He's not his father

[04:22:18] He's not Charles Woodson. He's a big guy six three two hundred pounds plays corner

[04:22:24] great

[04:22:26] Great technique, but he's not the best athlete

[04:22:29] He only ran a four or five at the combine and they don't know if he has what it takes to play at the next level

[04:22:35] Does he have NFL speed? But there's something special about Matthew Woodson. A lot of people don't know

[04:22:47] Matthew Woodson is a leader

[04:22:50] Matthew Woodson is a special player

[04:22:52] And at 23 years of age

[04:22:54] This guy was a team captain early on

[04:22:56] and he helped a lot with the culture of the Miami Hurricanes football team. He

[04:23:02] would help out in the locker room, he'd help out on the field, he would even help

[04:23:07] out in recruiting trips, he would host recruits, he would host other players,

[04:23:11] he would let them come hang out them and stay with them, and there's a certain

[04:23:14] other player that he hung out with and he helped recruit to the University of

[04:23:20] Miami. Matthew Woodson is the guy who brought Tyson Aldridge to the University of Miami.

[04:23:30] Okay. Our first pick earlier in the draft. Matthew Woodson knows what it takes to get

[04:23:39] other players in. He knows what you need. Okay. That's why we say, you know what? We

[04:23:46] to bring in Matthew Woodson because he brought in Tyson Aldridge and he ended up taking that team to

[04:23:51] the next level. Now there's a big problem. There's a big problem with Matthew Woodson. Okay.

[04:24:03] And this man just loves, loves trip clubs. Okay. Matthew Woodson, this guy's got four different

[04:24:10] baby mamas and six different kids. Yeah, he's got four different baby mamas, six different kids

[04:24:20] and they're all within a year and a half old of each other. This guy cannot keep it in his hands.

[04:24:30] And because of that, we feel bad for this guy. We think he takes to play at the next level.

[04:24:35] A lot of people don't think he has NFL speed, but I think this guy's running around all the

[04:24:43] this guy's been running around between women constantly. Of course, he's going to be too slow.

[04:24:47] He's going to be too tired to run fast at the combine. So we're going to go ahead and

[04:24:51] and drive Matthew Woodson.

[04:24:59] If he can chase tail, he can chase the ball.

[04:25:02] That's right.

[04:25:07] 21 in true value, but he's slow.

[04:25:12] Good knowledge of zone con, just like his daddy.

[04:25:15] Consistent tackler and he's fast enough.

[04:25:18] I

[04:25:21] Noro potential

[04:25:23] Wait 91 speed was only a 4-5

[04:25:27] That's kind of crazy

[04:25:30] That's fast that is fast enough. That's good

[04:25:41] I heard he got that corn wooden him, okay, so I think that's it for a draft

[04:25:48] So that was good. Yeah.

[04:26:10] Eric Schaefer, Derek Tiller.

[04:26:11] Who has the highest Clyde Riles?

[04:26:18] He's got the highest awareness rating.

[04:26:38] What other depth do we need?

[04:26:40] Do we just sim the rest of the draft?

[04:26:53] Clyde Ryles moved Florida in.

[04:27:04] Our whole draft is somehow linked to Florida except for our quarterback.

[04:27:21] Any funny names?

[04:27:25] Let's see, Nick Bramble Seth English.

[04:27:37] Jerry means Carlos Romero.

[04:27:41] Jerry means necessary, Jerry means business.

[04:28:11] I tell you this NFL draft game is pretty cool maybe next year they can and play in the football games in it

[04:28:20] So that would be one heck of a game

[04:28:25] That would be cool

[04:28:28] Dude what a draft what a okay, so here's the I want to get

[04:28:32] Pendleton well hold on

[04:28:35] before

[04:28:37] Before we pick

[04:28:40] Pambleton or Knight I think Pambleton because he had a trucking and a to see stiff arm and not the other way around

[04:28:57] The pirate voice makes everything funnier it really does

[04:29:04] Damn I had nobody with an with an 80 overall

[04:29:07] But dude, everybody, this is all good, Colin Redmond, 76, Tyson Aldridge, 70, then Concord

[04:29:15] and 76, Joel Carrington, 78 overall, okay, so the receiver pick was actually really good.

[04:29:22] Our best player was the one that it auto-drafted.

[04:29:27] I was trying to make my selection and then the GM was like, you're an idiot, this guy's

[04:29:31] on the board were taking him.

[04:29:49] With hidden potential.

[04:29:58] Who took Pendleton, the Eagles?

[04:30:01] Let's see what Pemberton was though, that's who we wanted.

[04:30:08] Oh my gosh, Pemberton was an 80, or Pemberton?

[04:30:12] No way, Pemberton was an 80, bro.

[04:30:28] Maxwell Pemberton.

[04:30:29] Chad, let me tell you a little something about Maxwell Pemberton.

[04:30:33] I'm going to trade for him, okay?

[04:30:40] I'm going to tell you a little bit of something about a Maxwell Pemberton, okay?

[04:30:45] And we will, we will win.

[04:30:47] We will get this guy here, okay?

[04:30:49] I'm going to cheese it.

[04:30:51] There will be some cheese to make up for the bug, okay?

[04:30:57] Maxwell Pemberton, 5'10", 227 pounds from the University of Tennessee.

[04:31:10] But this man, Maxwell Pemberton, was actually an international student.

[04:31:17] Maxwell Pemberton was actually an international student from Kimbridge University in England.

[04:31:25] He transferred as a rugby player to the University of Tennessee.

[04:31:33] He played rugby his whole life.

[04:31:37] He played rugby his whole life.

[04:31:38] He had never played football, but then at the University of Tennessee, the rugby

[04:31:41] team collapsed and he had nothing.

[04:31:46] He had nothing remaining.

[04:31:49] And because the rugby team collapsed, he was about to lose his scholarship, but this

[04:31:53] guy was a freak athlete.

[04:31:55] He was big. He was strong. His fast coach comes up to him and says, you know what?

[04:31:58] Son, we think you could play running back for us.

[04:32:03] We, he's 91 speed. We think you could play running back for us. We think you're a hell of a player.

[04:32:09] We think you have a lot of potential. And we want you to come out here. And Maxwell Pemberton

[04:32:15] did, he gave him a shot and that shot, he took that shot straight to the moon,

[04:32:20] became the starting running back of the University of Tennessee.

[04:32:25] his freshman year when Joe Milton was there,

[04:32:29] the current quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings,

[04:32:33] they're reunited only for Joe Milton to leave again

[04:32:36] when he loses the job to Colin Redmond.

[04:32:41] And that's why we're gonna take Maxwell Pemberton

[04:32:43] instead of Joel Carrington,

[04:32:44] but I have to trade Joel Carrington,

[04:32:45] I have to find a way to get to do that.

[04:32:48] Yeah, I have to find a way to do that

[04:32:49] once the season starts,

[04:32:50] because the cap is messed up.

[04:32:52] I might just do a little bit of,

[04:32:53] You know, a little bit of renegotiation, you know, I'm saying, um,

[04:32:57] Colin Corcoran at Mike Tyson, Aldrich.

[04:33:05] What do these guys get for their zone coverage?

[04:33:10] 71 zone.

[04:33:11] Okay.

[04:33:14] What a beautiful story.

[04:33:14] You're welcome.

[04:33:16] You ain't fleeting or something like that.

[04:33:17] Absolutely.

[04:33:18] I will.

[04:33:18] Don't worry.

[04:33:20] I'm going to fudge the numbers because I got,

[04:33:22] I got, the game bugged out.

[04:33:24] We were going to draft a minute,

[04:33:25] auto-drafted somebody else.

[04:33:27] And it clearly had the draft pause, but it like un-paused it.

[04:33:31] Cause it was like, we were in the window for like five minutes

[04:33:33] and it's like a two minute timer.

[04:33:36] Jerry Means sucked.

[04:33:39] Clyde Riles, 67 overall, 69 overall, 66.

[04:33:46] Matthew Woodson, 76 overall.

[04:33:49] That was a really good one.

[04:33:50] Have your Logan suck.

[04:34:05] Unbelievable chat.

[04:34:15] All right, chat.

[04:34:20] Dude, Sheldon Godfrey is fast, we got a fast running back-back up.

[04:34:26] Wait, let's see, who was the best player in the draft?

[04:34:30] Pemberton might have been the best player.

[04:34:34] If this was like a lower draft, oh no, Kai Woodward, okay, the first of all pick was

[04:34:41] an 81.

[04:34:42] Addison Saxton was an 82 at 96 speed.

[04:34:46] This guy pops off.

[04:34:48] oh my gosh no Colin sweet was an 81 we could have taken Colin sweet but we

[04:34:56] didn't we didn't we really don't need a receiver or so Pemberton was the fifth

[04:35:00] chef let me tell you about a guy let me tell you about a guy who's a dude

[04:35:10] Okay, let's go to the eagles here, you might have to do a little bit of, you feel me?

[04:35:40] So I can trade this is gonna be good. It's super fun to think it's starting quarterback and I'm running back. Yep

[04:35:56] You know what, Ajay Brown, we need to play better in the beginning of the season because of fairness football

[04:36:03] So now you get your contract cut in half

[04:36:10] Wait, holy, I give them way too much cap room.

[04:36:26] I give them like 25 mil.

[04:36:31] It's the last thing the Eagles need is a big buff like that.

[04:37:01] That's our free safety situation

[04:37:04] Tell us the objection. Okay. Okay. Oh

[04:37:09] My gosh, Harold Perkins took one job over Josh Montelus

[04:37:22] Well, let's not add the pic yet

[04:37:31] Oh my gosh, our corner situation is so bad chat.

[04:37:54] corner situation is still bad.

[04:38:24] Okay, a draft fix, a six and a seven.

[04:38:35] Okay, so we have Pemberton.

[04:38:48] I mean that's not going to come back to bite us, is it?

[04:38:51] I mean, that's who we were going to take, even though like Pemberton is a,

[04:38:55] it's not, there's no way it comes back to bite us.

[04:38:58] Because Pemberton's not the best running back we have because we got tanks,

[04:39:01] big B, big B.

[04:39:09] Eagles, knockout of laughs. That would be at night.

[04:39:11] That would be traffic, traffic, traffic, traffic.

[04:39:17] Okay. Let's take a look at this.

[04:39:18] of the rosters and damn Colin Redman is really gonna just do Joe Milton like that man crazy

[04:39:32] Pemberton we just we need a big back

[04:39:35] Man, he's kind of the same as Bigsby, and he's a little slower, it's kind of bad.

[04:39:52] Okay, so I think Blake Cashman,

[04:40:21] We move him from the mic to the Sam.

[04:40:23] What time is that?

[04:40:24] Okay, cool.

[04:40:25] I'm just, I'd start Pemberton as a rookie, maybe.

[04:40:31] You kind of do have to,

[04:40:35] starting rookie running backs is pretty wise usually,

[04:40:37] to be fair.

[04:40:40] Core, core in.

[04:40:40] I think core, core in.

[04:40:51] We have to be a stand line back.

[04:41:04] Man, do any of these guys have, okay, 71, 76.

[04:41:18] We are a zone cover team.

[04:41:42] This is definitely a zone team and we cannot cover.

[04:41:54] Will Rikered.

[04:41:55] Thank you, General Jay.

[04:42:06] Okay.

[04:42:08] Okay, time for camp, time for training camp chat.

[04:42:22] Let's see, Colin Redmond.

[04:42:23] So let me tell you guys about training camp.

[04:42:25] How training camp works is, you see how it says DevTrade Hittin, DevTrade Hittin,

[04:42:32] DevTrade Hittin fully held.

[04:42:35] I need to get gold on these training camps because it says 400 rookie snaps right here.

[04:42:42] That means you need 500 snaps to unlock their DevTrait, which makes them develop faster.

[04:42:48] It gives them zone abilities, special abilities and stuff.

[04:42:51] Okay, we can change the music.

[04:42:55] But you need 500 plays, 500 snaps that they play to get there.

[04:43:03] If you play with them in training camp and get gold, you get like a huge bonus.

[04:43:12] What's up, Dallas?

[04:43:12] Do you have a welcome stream, dude?

[04:43:16] Redman is zero.

[04:43:17] We got to change that number.

[04:43:22] Okay.

[04:43:34] Okay, I'm kind of owning with this drill. I think I missed that one. Oh my gosh

[04:43:57] Oops

[04:44:03] Oh my gosh, it's so much harder to do that with me hello at the ball

[04:44:12] fall.

[04:44:31] Dude, this one is this one is so hard.

[04:44:33] You need to use free form passing and like they're trying to get people to use a new

[04:44:38] new mode, but like nobody ever used it.

[04:44:42] Like, do any of you guys ever use Freeform Passing playing this game?

[04:44:59] Oh my gosh.

[04:45:28] Oh my gosh.

[04:45:35] I might actually get it this time.

[04:45:38] Oh, I might get it.

[04:45:40] Okay.

[04:45:42] Damn.

[04:45:44] How much do I have to do to get there?

[04:45:47] Is it 20,000 was a,

[04:45:52] you need over 20 seconds left to get gold.

[04:45:53] Okay.

[04:45:54] Let's just go ahead and start over.

[04:46:07] Maybe I should do the right side first because that's harder.

[04:46:12] How do you get the multi?

[04:46:30] Fuck!

[04:46:57] quick. How do you know multi?

[04:47:08] Here we go. Here we go.

[04:47:17] Yeah, but like, you see him saying, I got his one here, yeah, but will that times one

[04:47:45] I'm turning to a time steal.

[04:48:15] I'm not sure.

[04:48:22] Maybe maybe I need to try and hit the top of it.

[04:48:35] Yeah, but you look at the multiplier at the top.

[04:48:50] How do you how do you stack that multiplier for this?

[04:49:31] I popped off there was 30 seconds okay 400 snaps and plus two points dude Redmond's the

[04:49:52] man. What?

[04:50:01] Dead trade upgrade? He's still hidden. So was he a superstar and now he turned it?

[04:50:15] Hey, Joe, I'm sorry, Joe, you ain't enough.

[04:50:18] Mom, hey, Joe, hey, listen, bud, I'm sorry, man.

[04:50:30] Hey, that is...

[04:50:37] Dude, I dev-trade upgrade.

[04:50:38] I don't think I've ever had a dev-trade upgrade

[04:50:40] in training.

[04:50:41] I know, I've heard it's possible,

[04:50:43] but I don't think it's ever actually happened.

[04:50:45] Oh, Pemberton?

[04:50:48] Dude, fricking Pemberton with a Simpsons log, dude.

[04:51:07] The Englishman...

[04:51:08] Dude, the Englishman's got it, dude.

[04:51:11] Rugby player.

[04:51:13] I'll frack

[04:51:43] Oh my gosh, am I not gonna get- wait, what did you have to get to win, I think?

[04:52:10] the

[04:52:23] 60 K oh my gosh I really get every time

[04:52:30] So, Pemberton is, uh, his lore is that he was a UK transfer student who was a, uh,

[04:53:00] He was actually in a rugby scholarship, but the rugby team lost funding, so the rugby

[04:53:07] team got deleted.

[04:53:09] And the only way that he could maintain his scholarship was if he went to go play for

[04:53:14] the football team.

[04:53:16] What was he doing?

[04:53:23] Frick.

[04:53:24] Ha ha!

[04:53:29] Motherhose?

[04:53:31] Oh, them other hoes.

[04:53:53] Go to the last play, okay.

[04:54:00] Yeah, I should change their numbers because I've got Adrian Peterson and Randy Moss's

[04:54:06] number.

[04:54:07] The stories today were so good.

[04:54:08] Yeah, they were.

[04:54:09] Let's see, do we have any hidden potential?

[04:54:14] What I used to do is I used to do all the rookies for their hidden potential.

[04:54:18] I used to do I used to do every drill but now I only do the rookies for the hint. Wow Justin Jefferson has degraded to a star

[04:54:30] Because his morale was so low

[04:54:48] Oh my gosh, this is fucking real life.

[04:55:10] This drill is hard on tight ends.

[04:55:13] It's always hard to tie ends but you have to cheese it anyway it's like kind of dumb.

[04:55:35] of

[04:55:51] Come on.

[04:55:52] Hey!

[04:55:52] Ready?

[04:55:58] Let's go now!

[04:55:59] Huh!

[04:56:07] Here we go!

[04:56:08] Here we go!

[04:56:08] Let's go!

[04:56:16] Go!

[04:56:16] Ready?

[04:56:22] Frick!

[04:56:27] See, Krabs, thanks. Super creative.

[04:56:29] Yeah, I think they need a whole overhaul of this training camp system.

[04:56:38] Alright.

[04:56:51] I can do a bad angle as a tight end.

[04:57:15] Oh my gosh.

[04:57:17] Well

[04:57:23] Oh

[04:57:25] What that was a terrible throw

[04:57:33] Why is he putting it so far inside?

[04:57:37] Okay, I never pressed the button

[04:57:47] this this one sucks I

[04:58:47] Oh my gosh, you see how he just randomly the corner just plays amazing right?

[04:58:59] I might just say epic because I don't really care about this guy, he's not a starter.

[04:59:05] Yeah, I'm fine with the silver on this guy.

[04:59:15] We already have a super straight time.

[04:59:29] Hey Aspen I had an issue with a woman at work today and I just said mute to her and she

[04:59:35] Stop talking. Okay. Thank you for your wisdom. I never

[04:59:49] Imagine how crazy that would be if you're talking to somebody that we're like like arguing with you and you were just like mute and

[04:59:58] Like what they won't like what you can say

[05:00:00] Okay, right here Tyson Aldridge. We'll see how he does in camp. Oh

[05:00:10] Aldi with the speed

[05:00:14] Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Come on. Dude. Hey, let's finish this dude

[05:00:20] Dude.

[05:00:21] Uh, that was probably not great, because I missed two of the multipliers.

[05:00:36] Dude, hello?

[05:00:46] Fuck!

[05:00:56] It's because my old line is so good this drill is hard.

[05:01:11] Oh

[05:01:17] My don't well asked and considering I leave you on mute most of the stream I imagine it's about like that xdd

[05:01:29] Oh my gosh, it

[05:01:37] Thanks, jeez quick

[05:01:41] It's like a piercing noise.

[05:02:03] The shorter one doesn't exist in training camp mode.

[05:02:08] uh friend doesn't wait yo guys I already got past you where he is falling me

[05:02:23] oh the fumble okay this has to be the run this has to be the run

[05:02:38] The fumble saved me there the fumble saved me on that one got the gold got the gold got

[05:02:58] the golden. Okay, I think it's their last hidden potential, right?

[05:03:07] Burman, stop blaming. This is all part of the game.

[05:03:27] The worst part is the inside runs.

[05:03:48] I didn't know something there because I haven't changed the depth chart yet.

[05:03:54] I'm actually doing good this time. I should need a big fumble.

[05:03:57] I get a big flumble and it's gonna be a own.

[05:04:03] F***!

[05:04:08] Is it over?

[05:04:09] Is the dream dead?

[05:04:10] I'm gonna be different.

[05:04:13] It's like the worst time to get scored on.

[05:04:27] And lose your multiplier

[05:04:33] Okay, it's cringe

[05:04:46] Time out music

[05:04:53] That's so lame that's just lame

[05:04:57] Okay, that was lucky.

[05:05:12] Oh my, see you get three yards and it kills your multiplier.

[05:05:22] Okay, if I was big

[05:05:52] of the

[05:05:59] cost change direction of

[05:06:05] the

[05:06:12] money over

[05:06:17] Wait, it was 30k, I thought it was 50k.

[05:06:23] Wait, I had that one.

[05:06:26] Coach, what is this practice?

[05:06:32] I don't see any Oklahoma's being run.

[05:06:35] This looks like the practice my grandma's flag football team has at the nursing home.

[05:06:41] So sick of this soft coach and staff.

[05:06:45] I'm murdering you!

[05:06:47] I'm murdering you!

[05:06:49] It's literally what I'm doing right now!

[05:06:56] I thought it was 50k, that's why I kept restarting.

[05:07:16] This is man, it's better than last year's last year sucked

[05:07:33] Anything other than this year's okay

[05:07:41] Definitely better than last year

[05:07:45] Okay, I think it's that.

[05:07:54] That's actually insane.

[05:08:06] I'm so cringe so insanely cringe and my guy doesn't recover fast enough I want to do NHL

[05:08:30] I just never been able to, like, the time.

[05:08:39] I do the inside runs are a joke, dude. It's pathetic.

[05:08:45] Like, your guy getting caught on the dummy and...

[05:08:53] It's so pathetic.

[05:09:00] Yeah, I'm going Super Bowl week like I'm literally going to Super Bowl week

[05:09:12] Is there any way that I can like make make my what I'm doing more more

[05:09:19] Public because I thought I feel like I talked about something

[05:09:22] non-stop I tweet about it Instagram story

[05:09:26] Excited to pay under you. I don't know what else to do to meet you for my job

[05:09:30] I hope that I'm big enough to make the team

[05:09:37] Wait that was my original brain crusade launch prediction twitch title, it's been in the title

[05:09:46] No, I don't think it's I don't think it's that I'm doing yet wait what

[05:09:51] There's no general inspection. They didn't even I didn't even catch what that was said what was said until just now

[05:10:00] But here's the problem, like, I might go do the thing that I'm supposed to do, and then

[05:10:15] come back.

[05:10:18] Rotating ESPN style banner, honestly I did that one year for the draft show and I thought

[05:10:22] it was a really good idea.

[05:10:24] every every 15 minutes it would it would pop up

[05:10:44] it's a good idea and finally got gold it's legitimately too hard to

[05:10:51] update the schedule. I can't do it on my own. I need to have somebody else do it for me.

[05:10:59] It's actually really an answer to other means not for my new channel. How?

[05:11:03] Or like what channel?

[05:11:08] Here's what sucks is Burning Crusade launch is happening.

[05:11:13] I wanted to do like a big Burning Crusade launch marathon and I ended up

[05:11:18] not being able to do it because I had other plans for the Super Bowl.

[05:11:21] Yeah, the AI coaches, yeah.

[05:11:31] I wanted to turn that into something else, actually.

[05:11:36] Yeah, but also, like, you gotta realize this is my favorite version of WoW, and I've kind

[05:11:48] it's like stepped away from being deep cut in a while for a few years and this is like like it's

[05:11:53] been like five years since I did burgers it really it's been like three but it's been the five years

[05:11:57] since I did this version. So it's like I you know what I mean like and I do so many so this

[05:12:10] is the thing whenever I say like I'm lucky enough that I have all these different like avenues

[05:12:14] as a streamer that I've been like, I've kind of done this thing, done that thing, then most

[05:12:19] people don't have that and it's a blessing but it's also a curse.

[05:12:23] Because you have so many people that like each version of the type of content that you do

[05:12:28] that maybe don't like the other stuff.

[05:12:30] There's a ton of people that like all of it but there's some people that don't like

[05:12:34] that one thing but not this thing but not that thing and then they like that thing.

[05:12:38] is a big, big issue because most streamers

[05:12:41] don't have to deal with it, you know what I mean?

[05:12:47] But that's just like who I am.

[05:12:49] Like I've always been like,

[05:12:50] I've always been friends with all the nerds,

[05:12:52] friends with all the athletes,

[05:12:53] like my whole life is just how it is, you know?

[05:12:58] And I know that like,

[05:13:02] it's not conducive to being like,

[05:13:05] I just don't care anymore about that like that that it's just cancer, you know

[05:13:15] It's like I've seen it literally ruined so many people like as actual not just the streamers

[05:13:21] Like I've seen them like it ruins their person, you know

[05:13:25] That's why I'm like dude. I'm just gonna do a good channel for adults

[05:13:29] We keep it real. We are who we are. We don't get involved in like other people's bullshit. We just move on

[05:13:35] Right.

[05:13:38] We just, we just enjoy the things that we enjoy as much as possible.

[05:13:45] So, yeah, we do adult content. Exactly.

[05:13:52] I love that about you and so it gets sucked into bullshit. Yeah.

[05:13:54] That's only, okay.

[05:14:04] Colin Redmond has three points already.

[05:14:16] I moved World Riker to Punnr.

[05:14:30] It's just how it is. Like I know it is what it is. I don't know.

[05:14:35] I'm kind of just like expressing that it's like one of the things that

[05:14:41] was like one of that one of the obstacles that I have. You know what I mean?

[05:14:46] I think, uh, I mean, the Seahawks, I just think the Seahawks are a more complete team,

[05:15:04] But I think Drake may might be that guy.

[05:15:06] Don't know when the AVN for best adult content creator, dude, Colin Redman is our quarterback,

[05:15:24] man.

[05:15:25] That's crazy.

[05:15:26] The Joe Melton there.

[05:15:27] Dude, we went through like four starting quarterbacks in one year.

[05:15:30] I felt like the Browns.

[05:15:35] And do we make Pemberton the starter?

[05:15:37] I think I actually asked for it, yeah.

[05:15:55] man, I am worried about my

[05:16:23] corners. I'm worried about the corners man.

[05:16:39] Phil Rivers died so Redmond could run true.

[05:16:46] Let's look at what free agents are still on our round.

[05:17:14] This guy didn't want to resign with us and he ends up not even getting picked up in

[05:17:17] Frangency 90s. I'm a job loser. Frickin' jackass. Frickin' idiot.

[05:17:38] Wait, trade for cashmen?

[05:17:44] Dante Jackson for Sam Cashman.

[05:18:08] Did we do this trade?

[05:18:09] Cashman is, he's not even starting for us right now.

[05:18:17] But I feel like we should play the young corners,

[05:18:21] the YCs.

[05:18:24] Okay.

[05:18:31] What role is Cashman at 78?

[05:18:33] This is three years into the franchise.

[05:18:35] So he's getting older and regressing.

[05:18:38] every game of the shootout yeah actually they're checking on big nine yeah we

[05:18:45] should all right let's see after the preseason where's that

[05:18:54] Max Brosmer, you're out of here. I'm sorry, brother. Clay Webb, you're out. Kishan Silver,

[05:19:12] you are out. Cameron Hilton, you are out. RJ, RJ AJ RJ, back selections fourth to fifth.

[05:19:24] Jane Michael Sturdyvant.

[05:19:35] Three more.

[05:19:39] Javier Logan, the rookie is cut, but you cut a rookie.

[05:19:54] Okay, Jack, we're gonna do a check in on old J.J. McCarthy.

[05:20:09] Let's see how he's doing with Oakland Raiders.

[05:20:12] He has a 76 overall.

[05:20:17] Carson Beck has his back up.

[05:20:21] and Max Dugan.

[05:20:25] Okay.

[05:20:38] What's going on here?

[05:20:39] A new rookie class has joined the team.

[05:20:41] A new rookie class.

[05:20:43] And one player was drafted to make

[05:20:45] an immediate impact in the lineup.

[05:20:48] Who's that?

[05:20:49] I'm in Dilsiths in 85 of the Dolphins.

[05:20:54] Okay, we gotta change some numbers.

[05:20:56] Thanks, coaches, and honor to be a part of this organization.

[05:20:59] What's the short-term plan for me?

[05:21:00] We're gonna get you up to speed quick.

[05:21:05] Take this camp seriously, we need you to contribute

[05:21:07] right away.

[05:21:09] Okay, well, camp is over because we are in the end

[05:21:13] of the pre-season, so that doesn't make any sense.

[05:21:17] Let's change some things.

[05:21:19] What number should Redmond be?

[05:21:28] Nine.

[05:21:35] I think nine is the best number to make him.

[05:21:46] We change it from 28 to 21.

[05:22:12] One.

[05:22:42] Marvin Harrison Jr. has changed his number to 88, like his dad.

[05:22:49] 58, 15, 93, 51, 53, 52, 54, okay.

[05:23:02] 15, 93, 51, 53, 52, 54. Okay.

[05:23:10] This dad was number 88.

[05:23:31] Well Pemberton power running back

[05:24:01] All right chat the first game of the season open the tables it is time who will win the

[05:24:11] Packers or the Vikings to open the season.

[05:24:28] fans. The number one rep paladin. Yeah, that is true. Chad, the tables are open. Beliebers.

[05:24:34] I got you.

[05:24:34] Okay, so we're working on QB development and we are going to light it up.

[05:24:59] You're going to do a lot of short passing game, plus seven

[05:25:04] thrown runs under pressure through a medium anxury.

[05:25:06] OK.

[05:25:29] Okay.

[05:26:12] You need defensive ability. I think this game is going to just be a shootout.

[05:26:37] Packers be used over today.

[05:26:39] I don't remember hold on call on so why is there morale so high we got do a little big

[05:26:54] like oh wait oh I think he whoa whoa whoa whoa wait he has big he has plus 14 because

[05:27:03] double stacking it oh my gosh dude wait it actually does work that way so you

[05:27:16] can take a rookie oh my gosh there's a five-injury opening game I guess it was

[05:27:25] with them wasn't it

[05:27:33] Dude, I think we, now, what playbook utilizes like four receivers regularly?

[05:27:45] I want to pick a playbook that utilizes four receivers regularly.

[05:28:02] You want to shoot, Arane?

[05:28:28] Sports MMO.

[05:28:32] Okay, we're going to try air raid. I don't think I've tried air raid this year.

[05:28:50] I

[05:29:20] On the visiting sideline there is the Vikings head coach.

[05:29:25] He called, stay in my name.

[05:29:28] He called me Vikings head coach.

[05:29:35] Dude, every time I move you can hear this mic.

[05:29:50] Oh my gosh, it's freaking, I think it's like messed up, dude.

[05:30:13] Okay.

[05:30:14] gentlemen gentlemen

[05:30:19] Gentlemen, okay everybody listen up everybody get your ass over here. All right everybody

[05:30:27] Hold on this is wrong place

[05:30:30] Hold up

[05:30:33] All right gentlemen listen up okay

[05:30:36] Hey, gentlemen, we have a big game today.

[05:30:42] We have a very big game today.

[05:30:44] Season opener, and there's a lot that has changed.

[05:30:47] There is a hell of a lot that has changed.

[05:30:52] Pablo Pisswater, Fox Sports here.

[05:30:55] Coach, now that you've assembled what many would

[05:30:57] call an unstoppable super team,

[05:31:00] how do you plan to address the media

[05:31:01] when you inevitable go 4 and 13 on the season?

[05:31:05] First off, the media is not allowed in the locker room in the pregame.

[05:31:09] Second off, why are y'all classic?

[05:31:13] Y'all play in the, okay.

[05:31:15] That actually was a classic, technically.

[05:31:17] People always donate at the wrong time.

[05:31:18] It's like what the hell is wrong with you?

[05:31:20] Okay, anyway, listen, and I don't ask questions.

[05:31:22] Ahem, fellas, we're gonna have a new philosophy here.

[05:31:27] Redmond, where are you?

[05:31:29] Redmond, step up here.

[05:31:30] My coach, Pemberton here again.

[05:31:32] Okay, Pemberton, step up.

[05:31:33] haven't told me where to go to get my genitals inspected. I heard that you're not doing that

[05:31:39] because I think that you'll find that I am large enough. I know you you're new to football you only

[05:31:46] played for one season okay but we're just gonna hand you the rock and you're gonna run with it

[05:31:50] occasionally all right. Colin Redmond is gonna go out there and he's gonna be slinging that

[05:31:55] shit all right. I expect to throw the ball 40 times today I'm serious I expect to throw the

[05:32:02] football 40 times today with our rookie quarterback. More than any rookie quarterback

[05:32:07] is ever thrown in the season opener. Why? Because we're man's football team and

[05:32:12] what do men do? We run the football after the catch. Question.

[05:32:19] Yeah, Redmond, go ahead and step on up here. Be Redman. I am Redman. I throw the football.

[05:32:26] I'm good at the football.

[05:32:28] Coach, it's me, Colin Cochring.

[05:32:31] Where do I go to inspect the other players' balls?

[05:32:34] Stop.

[05:32:35] You don't do that.

[05:32:36] We don't do that here.

[05:32:37] We don't do that.

[05:32:38] We don't do that here.

[05:32:39] You tell me, are there going to be the ball going in chess?

[05:32:39] No.

[05:32:40] I said make sure.

[05:32:42] I was telling the training, the equipment guy,

[05:32:45] saying get the balls ready for the game.

[05:32:47] Good lord.

[05:32:50] Colin Redmond, break their ass out.

[05:32:52] Let's do this thing.

[05:32:56] wait that can't be right coach just tried to give a pep talk where the players

[05:33:02] actually were located for one and Greg Olson it is for real season begins

[05:33:10] here true coach I do not know if we should do an air raid offense the last

[05:33:25] This next raid went pretty bad from what I've heard.

[05:33:29] Now they're looking for a bet.

[05:33:32] There it is.

[05:33:32] Thank you.

[05:33:33] This is the moment like that he has been working towards ever since hearing his

[05:33:37] name called on draft night.

[05:33:40] He's got the first team.

[05:33:43] He's had some ups and downs.

[05:33:44] Okay.

[05:33:45] He's been in camp in the preseason.

[05:33:47] Right here, first play.

[05:33:48] This organization has all the confidence in the world for this young

[05:33:52] Redman actually here. I will show them the definition of a character. Blasting it max

[05:34:00] efficiency is the standard. That idiot is a fraud. I'll show proof I'm a real redman.

[05:34:07] the red man voice for now on it okay his first pass in his integral career as an

[05:34:58] to work with. It is first down. Actually that's your Trevor Madden was insane. Okay, Pemberton.

[05:35:07] They'll try to get the running end going. His first carry. And they'll take this. Pemberton,

[05:35:12] look at the vision. Red man needs Method Man, sure.

[05:35:20] I forgot, I got my hockey split.

[05:35:30] Dude, hey, that's good stuff, man.

[05:35:43] That's good stuff.

[05:35:48] Justin Jefferson.

[05:35:50] Still get first down.

[05:35:52] First and 10, they go from B-E-11.

[05:35:56] A quick toss into the hands of Allison.

[05:36:01] He's not going to get too far tackled after a game of just a yaw.

[05:36:06] Justin.

[05:36:09] Back to throw.

[05:36:12] Justin Jefferson.

[05:36:16] Yeah, this team was a disaster with Philburn as a quarterback.

[05:36:23] Hey, all game.

[05:36:34] We're gonna light this thing up.

[05:36:37] I don't think we'll stop anybody on defense.

[05:36:40] We traded rivers and then we played him the following week.

[05:36:44] We played against him the following week.

[05:36:45] the following week. I wasn't paying attention. And then he got injured in the game for the

[05:36:53] Titans. Yeah, you can see all the VODs on YouTube, by the way.

[05:37:15] on the field, new coaches, new teams,

[05:37:18] Rookie's playing their first time.

[05:37:21] Man, it's just an exciting time of year,

[05:37:22] and I'm pumped to be calling it alongside you.

[05:37:25] Get right on the wood break, it's a month.

[05:37:29] OK, how do I stand on top of him and dive at him

[05:37:36] and just slide off?

[05:37:38] I was a defense taggle.

[05:37:41] I was better at offense, but I was a baller.

[05:37:45] Big Aldridge, Big Aldridge, Miami.

[05:38:01] The ball is ready for tackle.

[05:38:10] Minimum 6-4, 5-6-5 is what they're looking for.

[05:38:21] Right into the blitz.

[05:38:24] Right into the blitz, Jack.

[05:38:27] Cole is giving it a go.

[05:38:30] Literally that Texan's Patriots playoff game.

[05:38:52] It was like 20 degrees.

[05:39:00] You idiots pushed him in.

[05:39:06] He was already getting tackled down.

[05:39:08] I'm going to get down green bed.

[05:39:11] Chad Brown looks down for the extra point.

[05:39:17] He gets it to go, and the Packers come way back.

[05:39:20] It's kidding.

[05:39:27] I went through a steering ring Browns game where nobody was there.

[05:39:30] The stadium was empty.

[05:39:31] The score went out of fire.

[05:39:32] You're joking.

[05:39:34] Chad, each team won possession.

[05:39:36] Team is scored 7-7 as they pick it up.

[05:39:41] Here's Smith to return it.

[05:39:45] And he'll work this one past the 25th.

[05:39:48] Two times the 28th yard mark.

[05:39:51] The Viking drop is ready to possess the football

[05:39:54] for the second time.

[05:39:55] So they're reading that inside bag here.

[05:39:57] And there's only four.

[05:39:59] Wrong reading.

[05:40:00] We'll begin with first down.

[05:40:02] They'll work to pick up the pace.

[05:40:05] He hesitated for a minute, that's why he did that.

[05:40:10] The yellow one, that one is a good one.

[05:40:12] First break out of that pass, he's gonna kick off score, and bring it up.

[05:40:17] Burge it out.

[05:40:18] That's what he's gonna do.

[05:40:21] The pressure gets there, and he goes to set up the sack.

[05:40:25] That should be the final play of this first quarter.

[05:40:29] Showed first quarter in the books here on NFL Kickoffs Weekend.

[05:40:34] All even on the scoreboard and we're back.

[05:40:38] Plan both fields in just a moment.

[05:40:41] No, it's going to be good, guys.

[05:40:42] It's going to be fine.

[05:40:43] Vikings football as we begin this second quarter.

[05:40:47] No, we're going for it.

[05:40:48] For the punt team, the offense, staying out there

[05:40:51] for fourth down as we are ready to get back under left.

[05:40:57] Michael Parsons just ate my tackle.

[05:40:59] And he comes to help the goal for it.

[05:41:01] That was a big ass.

[05:41:31] Cracked him.

[05:41:33] Oh my gosh, Josh Jacobs just pulled those Jarvan out.

[05:42:02] about two. It'll be second half.

[05:42:04] Black one.

[05:42:05] Nothing's wrong with your money.

[05:42:07] A three yard pickup brings up

[05:42:09] seven. Come on now.

[05:42:10] Come on now. Come on here.

[05:42:12] They're trying to stop us.

[05:42:13] It's one.

[05:42:15] This one is part five lead.

[05:42:17] And the power is coming.

[05:42:19] Do you guys see that animation?

[05:42:24] Look at this. I'm blitzing.

[05:42:25] Get blocked.

[05:42:26] Disengage.

[05:42:28] And I said, no.

[05:42:30] You just flies.

[05:42:35] What's going on there?

[05:42:37] Yeah.

[05:42:39] He set up with first and goal.

[05:42:42] It's a play.

[05:42:42] Moonson down to the one.

[05:42:45] First down.

[05:42:46] His legs go backwards.

[05:42:47] First at goal.

[05:42:48] Oh, right.

[05:42:50] It's the tight end crowd in motion.

[05:42:55] What are you doing?

[05:42:56] To throw is one.

[05:42:57] I was in man coverage and my my guy who was in man on him didn't follow him did

[05:43:06] I see that I was like what are you doing you just sitting there

[05:43:11] to find such creative ways to get the ball into the hands of their playmakers.

[05:43:16] And this time they use the pre-stat motion to help their guy gain leverage.

[05:43:21] It's just an easy pitch and catch for the touchdown.

[05:43:26] Why didn't he fall? He's a man. He's supposed to fall out.

[05:43:30] It's all over the rings. Junior's down. You guys are so good.

[05:43:34] He'll save the throw.

[05:43:36] Okay, let's look at this, gun, empty quads, okay, Isaac Tesla.

[05:44:02] to throw here to begin to draw.

[05:44:11] Okay, run the ball to set the tag past him.

[05:44:24] This wall.

[05:44:27] Quarterback draw with nine, the red man.

[05:45:02] I'm doing something with the Vikings on Wednesday, it's going to be Wednesday night at 6 central.

[05:45:58] He eventually gets to him and takes him down.

[05:46:01] He gets himself back up.

[05:46:03] I'm spamming the throw away button.

[05:46:05] It was a throw in.

[05:46:07] He'll look to throw.

[05:46:11] And on three, he'll have the back bar on the end.

[05:46:15] I think he agreed to turn in that third down throw.

[05:46:18] Even though the coverage was tight,

[05:46:20] he still tried to fit the ball in there anyway

[05:46:22] and ended up falling incomplete.

[05:46:24] I think if he goes through his progressions

[05:46:26] It has a little bit more trust in his protection.

[05:46:29] I think there's an easier throw to make up.

[05:46:32] And this is the danger of trying these long field goals.

[05:46:36] Remember, if you miss, the other team gets the ball at the spot.

[05:46:40] I signed Brandon Aubrey, but his kick meter is so slow

[05:46:46] that it threw me off.

[05:46:49] All right, so anytime you're facing offense,

[05:46:51] the best thing you can do as an offense

[05:46:53] Just get the ball out of your hand.

[05:46:55] Get into the hands of receivers.

[05:46:57] Yeah, we play franchise mode.

[05:46:58] It's like an RPG mode for the game.

[05:47:00] It's super, super fun.

[05:47:02] We do storylines for drafted players.

[05:47:05] It's super fun.

[05:47:06] Like this guy, Aldridge, he used to go to BYU.

[05:47:08] He's Mormon.

[05:47:10] He went to Ian and go to Miami,

[05:47:12] and then he got into strip clubs.

[05:47:15] Remember, he happened to try to get to the top.

[05:47:16] And now he's Mormon again.

[05:47:17] Last time at football, here he's got a first pass.

[05:47:21] go ahead and use the first of their timeouts and they'll stop it just over a minute remaining

[05:47:27] in this first half. Built them up first in 10 after 40.

[05:47:41] Huge sack. Big, big sack right there.

[05:47:45] here.

[05:47:46] Right in for C. Taking him down for the first half of this new campaign.

[05:47:52] Work to do now as they come up on second and long.

[05:47:57] Oh my God, he's got a close eye.

[05:48:01] Maybe three out of that one and two set up third half.

[05:48:05] That's time up for Green Bay.

[05:48:07] It'll be their second.

[05:48:09] They'll stop.

[05:48:10] over 30 seconds to go in this first half.

[05:48:24] I didn't see the clock.

[05:48:26] I was called timeout.

[05:48:28] the first down part

[05:48:30] So now tied out for the bike games that is their first

[05:48:34] They'll stop the club 24 seconds to go until half time

[05:48:38] You're gonna miss they're gonna miss. I'm gonna block it

[05:48:42] This one for the four yards

[05:48:46] Mr. I'm walking

[05:48:52] Man that would have been such a nice boost for this group going into half-time

[05:48:57] No, behind my ear, I'm sweating for some reason.

[05:49:07] Shhh, my departure is getting dominated.

[05:49:27] down the field.

[05:49:29] Hill set up.

[05:49:30] Birken.

[05:49:32] Covered young player by a 3-1 hit.

[05:49:34] That's a 3-13.

[05:49:36] He goes 6-4.

[05:49:38] Nice hit.

[05:49:39] 3-1.

[05:49:40] Back to throw.

[05:49:43] He's going to dial up another deep ball.

[05:49:47] That's going to wind up incomplete in the first time

[05:49:50] of the meeting.

[05:49:51] Not a little snap.

[05:49:53] Here in this first half.

[05:49:55] They took a shot out third and long, right?

[05:49:58] A lot of offenses in that situation

[05:50:00] would be a little bit more conservative,

[05:50:02] trying for the fourth down front,

[05:50:04] trying to pick up a big jump play through the air.

[05:50:07] Now that you can't connect, well,

[05:50:09] but there are keys you got to put this ball away

[05:50:12] as it brings up fourth in a match.

[05:50:15] They do indeed snap as they'll try and throw.

[05:50:19] And that is incomplete.

[05:50:21] One final chance.

[05:50:22] Does not work out.

[05:50:24] time has expired. The first half has come to an end.

[05:50:29] Man, thanks very much. And so it begins week one of the

[05:50:34] twenty seven season familiar faces in new places. Lots to get

[05:50:39] you caught up on. Let's roll. Our journey through the NFL

[05:50:44] starts now at Ford Field in Detroit. The Lions at home to

[05:50:49] take on their NFC North rivals the Bears and it's Jared Gough leading the

[05:50:56] we're gonna be okay Chad don't worry. Next up we go to Charlotte we'll look in on

[05:51:04] the Panthers as they host the Tennessee Titans and it's Tutu Atwell.

[05:51:11] He's even came back looking good. Not for long.

[05:51:15] return this franchise around. Phillip Rivers, 8-11 for 15, two touchdowns.

[05:51:22] For the halftime.

[05:51:30] Fellas, hey everybody up here. Everybody up here. Gentlemen, listen up.

[05:51:40] Gentlemen, we have to block up front.

[05:51:45] Micah Parsons, oh line, Micah Parsons is eating your lunch.

[05:51:51] He's lining up on the left side, lining up on the right side, lining up in the center.

[05:51:57] He's eating all your lunch and I know damn well how much y'all like lunch.

[05:52:04] Y'all should take a personal offense to that.

[05:52:07] You got bologna, you got turkey, you got damn ham and cheese, it does not matter, he's eating

[05:52:12] all that shit.

[05:52:13] Okay, don't let him do that.

[05:52:16] Receivers, you're doing alright, you're doing a good job.

[05:52:19] Keep getting open, keep making plays.

[05:52:22] Colin Redmond, Redmond, okay, nine.

[05:52:25] You good nine?

[05:52:26] Alright, I know you've been taking some hits, but you've been making plays out there.

[05:52:30] Alright, keep making plays.

[05:52:33] Keep making plays, be safe with the football.

[05:52:35] Alright, throw the ball away if you need to.

[05:52:37] But you've been doing a good job so far, you ain't thrown no interceptions yet.

[05:52:41] Let's keep it that way.

[05:52:42] Okay?

[05:52:44] Defensively, holy, some of the worst cornerback defensive backfield play I've ever seen in my life.

[05:52:53] Genuinely.

[05:52:57] It is.

[05:52:59] Good lord almighty.

[05:53:00] You all got to cover somebody.

[05:53:02] You all got to cover somebody.

[05:53:04] D-Line's giving them pressure.

[05:53:06] But it don't matter when everybody's open every single damn time.

[05:53:10] So get out there and lock up your damn man, okay?

[05:53:14] Tesla, good job you were on the team.

[05:53:15] Half last year you didn't catch a ball.

[05:53:17] He caught four today or something.

[05:53:19] All right, let's go out there.

[05:53:22] Let's figure this shit out.

[05:53:23] Redmond, you're gonna need to leave this team to victory.

[05:53:26] You gotta be the guy.

[05:53:27] Don't look around and say who's gonna be the guy.

[05:53:29] You be the damn guy, all right?

[05:53:31] I don't give a damn.

[05:53:31] It's your first NFL game.

[05:53:33] Go out there and leave this damn team, Redmond.

[05:53:35] Break them out. Let's go do this thing.

[05:53:57] Both teams, ready to get back at it?

[05:53:59] As we get back underway, you're on EA Sports.

[05:54:05] The ball go, where did that ball go?

[05:54:13] Thank you.

[05:54:14] Thank you.

[05:54:35] It changes everything.

[05:54:37] It doesn't happen in a match.

[05:54:39] We have to stop.

[05:54:41] Coach WTF are you doing?

[05:54:43] You need to stop taking draft advice from Ron Rivera.

[05:54:47] That guy couldn't draft a good player.

[05:54:49] You better be able to make a play here.

[05:54:51] Coach Tim Aldridge.

[05:54:53] Oh!

[05:54:55] Big Tyson Aldridge.

[05:54:57] Miami.

[05:54:59] It's using that information.

[05:55:01] It's using that information.

[05:55:03] I am in.

[05:55:07] I am in.

[05:55:27] I am in Ohio.

[05:55:33] Here's Locke.

[05:55:40] One, two, the end zone.

[05:55:42] Close.

[05:55:43] Seven, ten.

[05:55:48] Are you ready?

[05:55:51] Ready?

[05:55:52] Ready?

[05:55:53] Ready?

[05:55:54] Ready?

[05:55:55] Ready?

[05:55:56] Ready?

[05:55:57] Ready?

[05:55:58] Ready?

[05:55:59] Ready?

[05:56:00] Ready?

[05:56:01] I

[05:56:08] Josh check it was a man that is a grown

[05:56:16] Good every place I mean what was probably maybe we'll see some players

[05:56:31] That's the worst thing in the world.

[05:56:41] If you're singing a song, there's no excuses.

[05:56:54] It's kind of racist, right?

[05:56:56] Like, he can't, like, he's, right?

[05:57:03] You know, because how's that fair?

[05:57:05] It's a good song, it's a good song.

[05:57:08] Oh, no, no, no.

[05:57:09] Oh, my gosh, the linemen!

[05:57:15] Dude, the linemen rolled up on him and knocked him over.

[05:57:24] He kicked, did his own line and kicked him in the nuts and he knocked him over like boom

[05:57:32] right here.

[05:57:33] With the butt sack, Jordan Lovett with the butt sack, and it's okay, good job, he

[05:57:50] You actually stopped a great job

[05:58:06] Okay pistol run the pistol right here

[05:58:15] Little run-pass option

[05:58:20] They'll give two of them in a row.

[05:58:25] They go to Tesla.

[05:58:27] They're 5,000 now before they get this all the way up near midfield.

[05:58:31] So they come to the line, they will push down and tense.

[05:58:35] Let's go down.

[05:58:43] Pendington caught a ball.

[05:58:45] The first five is running back and they'll get him out of the way they need him.

[05:58:50] It's a pick up of five and sets up second and five.

[05:58:54] That's the 46th one.

[05:58:56] And he will be out of bounds right around the 35.

[05:59:03] Hey, Coach, I'm getting sick of pulling the football from this side of line.

[05:59:07] Please put me in.

[05:59:09] Oh, not you, but go far, but I might help.

[05:59:12] No, absolutely not.

[05:59:14] Okay, this is Redmond's team now. You're not here anymore, Joe Milton.

[05:59:23] Counter.

[05:59:33] Dude, Ayrite is like a sick playbook in the other receivers for him.

[05:59:38] The good present!

[05:59:43] Aaron is a sick playbook, man!

[05:59:46] Now, Julia, touchdown Minnesota.

[05:59:52] But sometimes we say it's too often.

[05:59:54] That was an important drive.

[05:59:55] That would really felt important for them

[05:59:57] to end a little bit closer.

[05:59:59] Yeah, now the question is, might be,

[06:00:00] does their job, or can the defense guess?

[06:00:04] They've got to continue to get them all fast.

[06:00:07] They can keep them down in those little foam.

[06:00:09] Because they've still got some work to do.

[06:00:12] I mean, you've got to realize,

[06:00:13] I came from like the world where

[06:00:20] When I was at SMU, we had Hal and Mummy

[06:00:22] and June Jones

[06:00:24] Like the guy who invented the air raid

[06:00:26] and the guy who invented the running shoe

[06:00:30] So when we had Garrett Gilbert at quarterback at SMU

[06:00:33] he was insane

[06:00:34] He went from Texas to like having two of the best offensive like

[06:00:37] quarterback guru, college coordinators ever

[06:00:43] I'm going to in the towel, again, note 5-0.

[06:00:48] It's River's time, Rivers.

[06:00:50] Baby, and the river is about to flow hard.

[06:00:55] I can feel it in my bones.

[06:00:59] My very brittle bones.

[06:01:02] That football is what I'm destined for.

[06:01:07] I'm in tip-top shape.

[06:01:10] Coach.

[06:01:11] Mike Lee's legend, dude.

[06:01:26] Can't stop blaming these guys.

[06:01:29] Dude, I went live at like almost 6 o'clock today.

[06:01:31] I was online in TVZ all day.

[06:01:33] I'm- this is my- I'm- I'm at work right now, okay?

[06:01:38] I have fu- this is Super Bowl week. I have football stuff to do.

[06:01:41] Oh my gosh, I bit so hard on a reaction.

[06:02:05] Oh my gosh.

[06:02:07] Big money there.

[06:02:09] Oh cashmen

[06:02:18] Straight user a whole way

[06:02:39] straight cash over straight cash.

[06:02:45] In Minnesota.

[06:02:50] He's got it.

[06:02:54] 21 to 17.

[06:02:57] I think you're being straight.

[06:03:03] So now playing with the lead after that fourth quarter touchdown.

[06:03:14] Trying to kick it back the other way.

[06:03:16] This one taken at the 7th.

[06:03:19] Good walking play across the 25 yard block.

[06:03:23] Back to his office.

[06:03:33] you

[06:04:03] you

[06:04:33] you

[06:05:03] you

[06:05:33] you

[06:06:03] you

[06:06:33] It's my first down, it's my first down.

[06:06:46] It's my first down.

[06:06:56] It's my first down.

[06:07:01] Did I what who who is this?

[06:07:17] That is an insane catch.

[06:07:19] I took those horsey pills and a pokey.

[06:07:21] I'm jailing a reed.

[06:07:25] Insane.

[06:07:31] me so focused too. I'm a live coach.

[06:07:43] Sorry, sorry Redmond, I was in angling with somebody.

[06:07:46] Posting pills and poking heel. Hey, no, don't talk about that, okay? Don't talk about that.

[06:07:52] There's even game this defensive line has clearly won the battle at the line of scrimmage over this offensive line

[06:08:03] It's interesting they're running with it

[06:08:09] All these zero or negative runs are putting them in some really bad spots

[06:08:22] You're kidding me.

[06:08:43] Why is that animation so fast?

[06:08:45] It's beating up.

[06:08:46] I think all of us can remember exactly where we were during this Super Bowl before this close to the goal line ended up being a disaster.

[06:08:56] But unlike that time, they ran this pass plate.

[06:08:58] I will!

[06:09:00] Oh, the ball, but it's a mistake that falls out.

[06:09:04] Why did he just, he just ran away from it?

[06:09:08] Okay.

[06:09:10] Why did he just run away from it?

[06:09:16] Who's he like guys he was in the ball like touched him

[06:09:26] Defeating the jaws

[06:09:38] was a big one.

[06:09:43] What the hell?

[06:09:47] 25, they'll go to work.

[06:09:49] First and 10.

[06:09:52] They'll come out throwing here to start the drive.

[06:09:56] And left side, it's caught.

[06:09:59] And he's going to get this one out to the 43 yard line.

[06:10:02] We're gonna win. I have this offense figured out. It's fine.

[06:10:23] Money. Justin Jefferson, baby!

[06:10:28] That's what I'm freaking talking about baby!

[06:10:30] That's what I'm talking about baby!

[06:10:32] That is what I'm freaking talking about baby!

[06:10:36] Huge off the release!

[06:10:58] So now playing with the lead after that fourth quarter touchdown trying to kick it back the other way

[06:11:05] This ticket

[06:11:09] Okay

[06:11:19] Sometimes I do sometimes I don't right now we're just default

[06:11:23] but a lot of a lot of sliders different types of things are good

[06:11:53] I try to cut that ball off.

[06:12:00] Pick it off.

[06:12:03] Backers go ahead and use the first of their timeouts.

[06:12:06] It comes with a missed a theme left to go in the second half.

[06:12:12] Bones throw it on first hand.

[06:12:15] I was trying to break that.

[06:12:20] I'm not a believer but I just used the bathroom with the poop.

[06:12:25] Oh, and second down, Muck.

[06:12:28] Look in the middle, that's Brad.

[06:12:30] He's got it.

[06:12:31] And he's put it down.

[06:12:33] Let the first down double as good there.

[06:12:37] They get the first down and save a timeout.

[06:12:40] Here we go, Pat.

[06:12:42] First down.

[06:12:43] Last 30.

[06:12:44] 27 yard line.

[06:12:46] Here's Muck.

[06:12:49] What? Why did the safety guard stop that?

[06:13:17] No, it's okay, I believe.

[06:13:34] there one final time in the final

[06:13:36] minute as they kick it away.

[06:13:39] Here's Smith to return it.

[06:13:43] He's across to 20 kicking down

[06:13:44] just shot out as he was on.

[06:13:47] Justin Daprissetta and this

[06:13:49] ranking is off at 10 now.

[06:13:51] Four there next to him.

[06:13:59] So here's a first in 10 now.

[06:14:01] They'll start from the 24.

[06:14:04] to throw here to begin the drop.

[06:14:09] Time out.

[06:14:13] Okay.

[06:14:17] Stop the move just under 40 seconds to go in the game.

[06:14:26] They're looking to throw here on first down.

[06:15:02] I think you're going to get

[06:15:09] Hmm, okay

[06:15:12] This offense still has the one timeout to use first and ten coming up now

[06:15:17] Now, 19 times, 19 times!

[06:15:21] It's not over yet!

[06:15:23] I'm on my team!

[06:15:26] Shut up!

[06:15:30] Reds are now, he'll drop to throw.

[06:15:34] Huge turn up.

[06:15:37] Justin Jefferson, baby.

[06:15:40] Oh my god.

[06:15:44] Insane catch.

[06:15:47] Okay, Pemberton.

[06:16:01] Yes, let's freaking go, baby!

[06:16:12] Justin Jefferson!

[06:16:14] Woo!

[06:16:16] Here in the final minute of play!

[06:16:18] Huge! What a game!

[06:16:21] What a game!

[06:16:25] Justin Jefferson's morale is going up, baby.

[06:16:30] Justin Jefferson, Justin Jefferson's morale is going up.

[06:16:34] Not been for the faint of heart, Mike, and we've been riding the ups and downs the entire time.

[06:16:39] But what a job by this offense game on the line to find a way to score and take the lead with very little time remaining.

[06:16:59] Big spot here for the Vikings who try to add on the two-point converges.

[06:17:04] the ball. Huge. Huge. Everything's about matchups, especially down here, this close to the goal line. I think my guy's better than your guy. I'm going to put him in a position to have success.

[06:17:22] Wow. Shoot out.

[06:17:26] Shoot out, Chad.

[06:17:32] Watch for the turn of vision.

[06:17:52] What?

[06:18:01] Raph!

[06:18:07] Dude classic fricking packers dude classic fricking packers.

[06:18:18] Here's first down here we go what

[06:18:26] final play he's going to try it here

[06:18:29] again and that's going to be incomplete the

[06:18:33] defense put here in the final minute

[06:18:35] saying here with a victory say when for

[06:18:41] our visitors wow what a good

[06:18:45] I'm gonna piss my Peddler's nearsight.

[06:18:47] I'm gonna piss my Peddler's nearsight.

[06:18:49] Eat a week walk.

[06:18:51] Save.

[06:18:52] What a game.

[06:18:54] And our terrific team behind the scenes.

[06:18:56] I'm Mike Turico, you've been watching the NFL.

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[06:19:03] What a game.

[06:19:05] That was an amazing game chat.

[06:19:07] 26 for 34 76 completion percentage five touchdowns zero interceptions for the rookie quarterback

[06:19:23] from Texas. Wow. We ran the ball twice. We ran the ball four times, Jeff.

[06:19:52] catches for Jefferson eight for Tesla the three touchdowns two touchdowns and

[06:19:58] Marvin Harrison said Deek with three dudes said Deek popped off at the end of

[06:20:03] game Jordan as in the river 27 Pemberton had a catch

[06:20:12] Chad I need to go talk to the press about give me give me one second I got

[06:20:16] I go address the the press. Give me a moment please. Colin Renning got a development point.

[06:20:23] Ooh.

[06:20:35] Nine is him, Chad. Nine is him. Nine is him. Chad, I'm going to talk to the press.

[06:20:46] Oh my gosh, what the hell?

[06:20:53] I'm tapping the thing.

[06:21:01] How do y'all thank you so much for joining me today?

[06:21:03] Actually, you know what?

[06:21:05] Maybe this shouldn't be here.

[06:21:07] Maybe this...

[06:21:09] Phillip Rivers would have allowed zero points coach you need to do some trades.

[06:21:17] Yeah I think this is damaged.

[06:21:25] You know Phillip Rivers he you know obviously I'm a big fan of Phillip Rivers.

[06:21:30] I think I think Phil did a great job for a lot of years.

[06:21:33] years, but he was obviously not what we needed for this team right here today.

[06:21:38] I think that's very clear at this point.

[06:21:44] We're very, very proud.

[06:21:45] We're very excited for the way Colin Redmond has played.

[06:21:49] It has been unbelievable, but it really is, this is a team victory.

[06:21:53] Our defense is still kind of dog shit, but that interception for

[06:21:56] a touchdown and then the other interception that we had, I think it was

[06:21:59] Mohammed who had the interception cashman had a pick six who we almost traded him actually

[06:22:05] And for the record he is still on the trading block if anybody would like to make an offer

[06:22:11] But yes, he did make the game winning play for us as well question the front

[06:22:19] Hey coach Ernie penis face with ESPN you traded for Pemberton after failing to draft him only to run the ball twice

[06:22:27] My question is who ate my fucking lunch. It was right here. I swear to God

[06:22:33] I think that's a me back my sandwich you fucking asshole. I think that's a great question

[06:22:38] Micah Parsons probably did because he was eating our offensive Lions lunch the entire time

[06:22:43] Was really really something else?

[06:22:46] Micah Parsons. He had a great game today

[06:22:49] Pemberton look this little jack young guys. It's gonna take some time news

[06:22:54] net.org

[06:22:55] Coach congratulations on your first win with the team

[06:22:59] We're shocked it took you two seasons to get your first win, but hey, you did it

[06:23:05] Do you anticipate getting a second or maybe third win?

[06:23:12] Yeah, I mean we're gonna win a lot of games

[06:23:14] I mean, I think I think we're gonna go undefeated this season if I'm gonna be entirely honest with you

[06:23:18] I think this is the best damn team in the national football league

[06:23:23] I think we are

[06:23:25] I think if you give us an opportunity to make the plays that we need to make

[06:23:29] People are going to be very very impressed with that. I think the boys deserve some ice cream coach a good game

[06:23:39] Uh, I'm in look they can win they can get some ice cream whenever they win the big game

[06:23:43] That's the way that I see it

[06:23:45] They gotta they gotta win the big game to get some ice cream. That's just that should have things work around here

[06:23:49] That's the way I probably

[06:23:55] Oh, coach, for some reason, her might got muted.

[06:24:01] So I'll ask her question.

[06:24:03] Do you attribute your recent success to the new personal massage therapist you've gotten

[06:24:08] for your players?

[06:24:09] Yeah, I mean, I think there's a lot to be said there.

[06:24:12] Physical fitness is the key.

[06:24:14] Physical fitness is the key and body health.

[06:24:17] Coach, Sally Schustering here from Travis and Taylor Tynes.

[06:24:22] What is that windbreaker you're wearing?

[06:24:25] audience really just can't get over it. It's currently the lowest scoring fit

[06:24:30] score of the year in our special segment on the most divorced dad look ever.

[06:24:35] Well you know that's the thing number one is what we're always going for you

[06:24:40] know you gotta aim you gotta you gotta set the side tie and you gotta aim for

[06:24:44] number one that's that's just the way that we do things here in here in

[06:24:49] Minnesota, you know, um, coach great when I saw Milton celebrating on the sidelines.

[06:24:56] Yeah, he was told it was just because he just hit level 60.

[06:25:03] Uh, yeah, he's playing that burning crusade war of the warcraft and I don't really have, uh,

[06:25:10] I don't really know a lot about it, but that's what he's been doing.

[06:25:13] I was going to ask you, oh, I had a, um, I had a question for, um, coach, I was, you

[06:25:29] were going to, um, do you like, oh.

[06:25:32] Yeah, we're gonna, I'm a little bad for you.

[06:25:40] hey coach fantastic when the boys played some fantastic football but if I ever

[06:25:51] see a return man pitch the ball back like that for no reason and almost cost us

[06:25:57] the game I'm going to personally come the owner of the field and break my foot

[06:26:03] off deep inside his love you buy

[06:26:10] Okay, I can talk about that. Okay. We had a trick play planned to flow the opposing team

[06:26:32] this way, and then we're going to pitch the football that way. Unfortunately, Rashad's

[06:26:37] Who does the Vikings head coach?

[06:26:40] Are you excited to have Jordan love on your team

[06:26:43] when he underperforms and inevitably comes over

[06:26:47] from the Jets?

[06:26:52] Yeah, I mean, oh my Jesus Christ.

[06:26:56] Okay, this thing don't work good.

[06:26:59] Sorry.

[06:27:01] Yeah, that's a big problem.

[06:27:05] What?

[06:27:07] Look, Jordan loves plates for the Packers.

[06:27:11] Gently place the bets.

[06:27:14] You should watch me run.dot.dot the offense.

[06:27:19] I don't think, I don't think we're going to be doing that, but thank you for the offer.

[06:27:23] Thank you.

[06:27:24] Thank you all for joining me today.

[06:27:26] Thank you for all the questions.

[06:27:27] I have a, um...

[06:27:29] Coach, sounds like you had a good, strong stream there.

[06:27:33] Do you attribute that to your new partnership with Flowmax?

[06:27:37] Uh, I don't know what Flowmax is, but thank you.

[06:27:41] Uh, could y'all hear me go to the bathroom?

[06:27:45] Choose one of Super Bowl or a head and shoulders sponsorship.

[06:27:50] It seems like you're only putting effort into one of them

[06:27:53] and doesn't have anything to do with football if you know what I mean.

[06:27:58] Okay, we're leaving.

[06:27:59] Thank y'all for joining me. We'll see y'all next week.

[06:28:07] Coach, we know you won't go undefeated and likely will lose every single game after this.

[06:28:14] Will you be in fire and unable to afford a was subscription?

[06:28:18] What will you do in the future?

[06:28:21] Many players have praised your massages is that a career path for your moving forward.

[06:28:27] That is not.

[06:28:28] We don't do that here.

[06:28:29] Thank you.

[06:28:30] Okay.

[06:28:31] Okay, so he has his X factor.

[06:28:36] What should we make his X factor?

[06:28:39] Okay, I have to...

[06:28:45] Hey, is this Coach Frick?

[06:28:47] Hey, this is Dr. Testy Twister from your own Ethology Office.

[06:28:52] We got the results of your sensitive test that you requested.

[06:28:56] We need you to come in next week for some follow-ups.

[06:29:02] Okay, is Bazooka insane?

[06:29:04] Quarterbacks with generational arms that the power of

[06:29:07] stretching it uses.

[06:29:08] When I enter the zone, the maximum distance is increased

[06:29:11] by 15 yards.

[06:29:12] Keep that up and you won't have to face my cousin's

[06:29:15] wrath blades.

[06:29:16] No, I didn't have the water on.

[06:29:21] No, I had the water on.

[06:29:22] The hell just happened over there? Hey, y'all be careful in the back. All right. It's bazooka

[06:29:31] just insane chat. Look at this. 15 plus yards increase distance.

[06:29:47] Okay, the one you can't throw in an interception, I.

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[06:30:47] Did somebody say bazooka?

[06:30:53] Yeah, that bazooka is insane.

[06:30:55] All right.

[06:31:01] Thank you.

[06:31:02] I'm going to keep changing his super star ability and see what we got, but not until

[06:31:24] we play, ladies and gentlemen, for our next game.

[06:31:27] Can we open the tables please?

[06:31:29] Chad, it's time to open the tables.

[06:31:38] Who will win the pack or sorry the bears or the Vikings, Chad?

[06:31:44] Who will win the bears or the Vikings?

[06:31:52] We did, sadly, at the last second, I feel like every one of these games going to be a shootout.

[06:32:47] I saw it while I was at my friend's island. He had every episode on DVD.

[06:33:07] was press. Okay. Air raid

[06:33:36] offense again I'm all about that I was sick

[06:33:45] boo win he says the Bears whose entire franchise he utterly destroyed after

[06:33:51] getting fired from Washington twice or I was gonna have one minute to the

[06:34:25] That's the head coach of the Vikings.

[06:34:27] These guys were winners in week one

[06:34:29] and you know they'd love to begin the year

[06:34:31] with back-to-back victories.

[06:34:43] Gentlemen,

[06:34:45] we'll talk to the press.

[06:34:55] I mean, the locker room.

[06:35:02] Alright fellas, listen up.

[06:35:07] I gotta grab y'all again.

[06:35:09] Here you go.

[06:35:10] Please cover yours.

[06:35:11] This hurts, I'm sorry.

[06:35:12] Yeah, I gotta get a new mic or something, because I had to holy hell.

[06:35:18] Alright, gentlemen, I don't know who put the podium in this room.

[06:35:23] Hell of a game.

[06:35:28] Last week.

[06:35:29] This week, y'all better get your ass in gear, okay?

[06:35:33] Because the Dan Bears are here and they're ready to put a whooping on your ass, okay?

[06:35:39] This game ain't going to be easy.

[06:35:40] Bears finally looks like they finally have a quarterback, all right?

[06:35:44] This sumbitch paints his nails, all right?

[06:35:46] But he's about to paint a whole bunch of damn points on that scoreboard.

[06:35:49] If we're a secondary, don't get something figured out too.

[06:35:52] All right?

[06:35:53] So here's what we need to do.

[06:35:56] Let's go out there, do our damn job, we have to pressure the quarterback.

[06:36:00] If we don't get pressure on the quarterback, then he's just going to let it out on us,

[06:36:05] okay, all over the place, okay, everybody's just going to get slacked.

[06:36:11] Play contain, pressure the quarterback from the inside, make him bounce out, play contain

[06:36:17] and do not break that containment and over pursue.

[06:36:21] She's got legs, she can run, all right?

[06:36:24] Next, we're gonna keep working that short passing game,

[06:36:28] all right?

[06:36:29] We're gonna keep using that old A-Rate of offense, all right?

[06:36:32] We're gonna get the sirens rolling.

[06:36:33] Bears, oh my God, I hecking love bears.

[06:36:37] Where are the bears at?

[06:36:39] Let me at them, please, Kochi.

[06:36:43] Not those kinds of bears, all right?

[06:36:46] Coachy, Colin Cochring again, I'm really glad you told me to massage every ball in the stadium

[06:36:57] last week.

[06:36:59] I got the balls all greasy and wet like you asked and those pesky packers just kept dropping

[06:37:05] them all over the place.

[06:37:07] Those weren't, I never asked you to do that.

[06:37:09] Stop putting them, don't put words, don't put anything in my mouth.

[06:37:13] Break them out, Pemberton. You're gonna get three carries this week. It's gonna be great.

[06:37:18] Sorry I'm late coach. Forgot we had a game today. I was finishing a Naxra.

[06:37:27] Okay, get your ass back on the field. We broke him out already.

[06:37:43] They'll be let out by one of the league's promising young talents at quarterback in his first season out of Texas.

[06:37:50] It's always fun to put a smile on my face when I see a rookie leading an offense out.

[06:37:54] A lot of them look like 10-year vets with confidence of poise in the middle of that huddle, middle of their teammates.

[06:37:59] Let's watch his first couple throws.

[06:38:01] That's where sometimes you can see some of those nerves slipping through.

[06:38:05] All right, let's get this show on the road. It is first and 10.

[06:38:09] And it's just some quarterbacks.

[06:38:11] We're gonna have short memories.

[06:38:13] You tell me those two defenses need them sometimes as well.

[06:38:16] Yeah, 100%. You give up a big run, well too bad.

[06:38:19] No time to dwell on it because you've got a lot of luck.

[06:38:21] You put up that change.

[06:38:23] It's a nice money.

[06:38:25] Yeah, it's a nice money.

[06:38:27] Yeah, it's a nice money.

[06:38:29] Now after the run, we see he's visibly shaken up.

[06:38:32] I think he's gonna be a little bit more aggressive.

[06:38:34] Yeah, he's gonna be a little bit more aggressive.

[06:38:36] Yeah, he's gonna be a little bit more aggressive.

[06:38:38] shaking up. Team Medical Staffers headed over to take a look. They come to the line here and this is third and six.

[06:38:49] He takes it off with it.

[06:38:56] Bruce, you better get your ass back in there. I'm going to be pissed.

[06:39:03] Alright, Pambi, this is you.

[06:39:05] OK.

[06:39:07] OK.

[06:39:31] You got a slide there, Redmond. I don't know what that was.

[06:39:35] Is that college no more?

[06:39:43] Wait, I changed the Viking stadium to avoid the shadows.

[06:39:49] And the new stadium has crazy shadows, too.

[06:40:05] He made something happen and got some yardage when he played, didn't develop a second, even got himself out of bounds to avoid a hit.

[06:40:12] Only negative at all, because he couldn't quite get the first down.

[06:40:15] And since he cares this much, he's going to recommend to just shoot it at your zone.

[06:40:21] Alright, that makes sense. Here we go, first and 10.

[06:40:24] That's another, the Vikings.

[06:40:27] Let's get the clubbers down.

[06:40:29] Let's get the clubbers down.

[06:40:32] It's okay fellas, it's okay.

[06:40:45] Alright, Pamby, you got to figure it out.

[06:41:02] 3 straight before that

[06:41:06] might not be perfect anyone it's driving they are still moving it well

[06:41:09] and I don't expect that one to get a wreck

[06:41:11] with fake fuel goal holding power

[06:41:13] they're still on a mission this series and he's the one driving it

[06:41:16] the former soccer star Brandon Alvry on now to attempt a fuel goal

[06:41:20] this will be a 45-yard look from the left hash

[06:41:23] oh and it's a fake the whole thing is taking off

[06:41:27] Oh my gosh Jordan Madison hold on to that ball it's beautiful.

[06:41:49] It's gonna be second down.

[06:41:51] Incomplete.

[06:41:53] We're gonna do second half.

[06:41:55] Dude, the pass rush is terrifying.

[06:41:59] Incomplete pass.

[06:42:01] We're gonna have two passers have more down.

[06:42:03] Another one likely coming.

[06:42:05] It's third and goal.

[06:42:07] He's now from the down.

[06:42:09] It's incomplete. It's all over.

[06:42:11] Incomplete.

[06:42:13] You know what I'm talking about?

[06:42:15] He's going to get the third half.

[06:42:17] It's kind of like a manufacturing panel.

[06:42:20] You've got a manufacturer open looks, that's how you do it.

[06:42:23] And that was cool.

[06:42:24] Dude!

[06:42:25] Kenyon Sadiq!

[06:42:27] Oh my gosh, that was sick!

[06:42:30] Just roll that corner!

[06:42:33] What a dog!

[06:42:36] Dog!

[06:42:38] Look at this play!

[06:42:43] The fight!

[06:42:47] The Giscous throw.

[06:42:51] Oregon Veronica out there.

[06:43:05] Now the receivers are nuts.

[06:43:09] The table is still open, the table, it says the table is closed for them.

[06:43:22] They're brought out by a player with immense expectations and promise in the league.

[06:43:36] I think it's the UI button.

[06:44:06] And he's facing third down, getting this one hit.

[06:44:10] And he's taking the plate with him.

[06:44:11] He's just third and 11.

[06:44:13] And it's third down.

[06:44:17] Turn along for him here.

[06:44:19] He's going to walk one deep to the left.

[06:44:23] It's crowd inside the parade.

[06:44:26] He's the score touch down Chicago.

[06:44:29] Damn, that was a good throw.

[06:44:31] The Bears place up there.

[06:44:32] Damn, that was a good throw.

[06:44:34] Here's Kaniyia Fairbairn on for the extra points.

[06:44:40] The play after splits the upright.

[06:44:42] Fairbairn start off with a tight game, 7-7.

[06:44:51] With the timeout game now, they send this away.

[06:44:57] Starting from the five.

[06:45:00] Showing the reverse so far.

[06:45:02] Zechariah Brinch! Holy! Touchdown! Another kick-off return for a touchdown! What a knife!

[06:45:20] Oh my gosh!

[06:45:32] And after the impressive drive, we just witness you gotta imagine that they are hoping to respond

[06:45:56] Something similar

[06:46:15] Good job D. That's some good D right there

[06:46:19] We're fever renders for interest someday. I know what snacks I do

[06:46:26] here he goes, third long.

[06:46:31] Even on third down, he sees no choice, then he gets rid of it.

[06:46:35] Okay, hey.

[06:46:37] It's gonna be fourth down.

[06:46:40] Freck.

[06:46:42] Fourth down.

[06:46:45] He makes the fair catch.

[06:46:47] We'll see you in the flanks.

[06:46:49] I tried to jump it.

[06:46:51] If they still wouldn't have enough for the first.

[06:46:55] for the officials there he was off signs at the snap but that's going to cost him.

[06:46:58] The Quidditch Coach has been, the Quidditch Coach has been legit was one of the best one-offs

[06:47:02] I've ever done. I feel like every time they do a one-off it's always good. It's like always memorable.

[06:47:11] No! I thought I was going. I thought I had dude, a dude.

[06:47:16] What is going on with the, with the special teams and the Bears?

[06:47:19] We're going to have a minute for 611.

[06:47:24] Wow.

[06:47:32] Wow.

[06:47:33] Wow.

[06:47:34] Wow.

[06:47:35] Wow.

[06:47:36] Wow.

[06:47:37] Wow.

[06:47:38] Wow.

[06:47:39] Wow.

[06:47:40] Wow.

[06:47:41] Wow.

[06:47:42] Wow.

[06:47:43] Wow.

[06:47:44] Wow.

[06:47:45] Wow.

[06:47:46] Wow.

[06:47:47] Wow.

[06:47:48] In control of it.

[06:47:50] Throwing on seconds.

[06:47:52] Offense is out there.

[06:47:53] And ready for things going again.

[06:47:55] And they're going to bring him down at the 36.

[06:47:58] Time to work quickly now.

[06:48:01] First down.

[06:48:03] First in 10.

[06:48:04] That's a 36.

[06:48:05] First in 10.

[06:48:06] Looking to throw.

[06:48:08] Oh, gosh.

[06:48:09] Put one of the ball out of there.

[06:48:10] Two drops today.

[06:48:12] In complete.

[06:48:14] Second in 10.

[06:48:15] And we got some speed, we did.

[06:48:16] Second down, and 10.

[06:48:18] Let's go!

[06:48:19] They're throwing it.

[06:48:20] It's a lot of quick hitter.

[06:48:22] And the tackle stops, and Chris on the van.

[06:48:26] Working quickly here.

[06:48:28] It's a hit.

[06:48:29] I'm throwing it on.

[06:48:31] Completely right side to Anderson.

[06:48:34] And they bring it down to the point where it reaches the 26.

[06:48:37] Is that in the Bs?

[06:48:38] Yeah, he is.

[06:48:39] Here we go, first and 10.

[06:48:42] And realize he plays for Origen.

[06:48:45] He's going to get drafted this year.

[06:48:47] He's got his guys into the red zone.

[06:48:49] Oops, don't worry.

[06:48:50] He's pushing out.

[06:48:51] He got through with a nice game there.

[06:48:53] Get a 10.

[06:48:54] Get a 10.

[06:48:55] Get a 10.

[06:48:56] We're going to hand the ball off.

[06:48:57] What's up, D.C.?

[06:48:58] The Englishman.

[06:48:59] Maxwell Pemberton.

[06:49:00] That's not Redmond.

[06:49:01] And Ward's 9.

[06:49:02] He's number 9.

[06:49:03] Yeah, I think the Bears are just getting select.

[06:49:06] Number nine, dude, number nine.

[06:49:12] Yeah, I think the Bears are just getting select.

[06:49:25] I think the air raid was the secret, man. I think the air raid was the secret.

[06:49:36] and turning it from the floor

[06:49:39] and that's going to set them up just beyond their own 20

[06:49:42] and put the little Ryder at Punter

[06:49:45] and running back apparently

[06:49:48] and the Ryder's across from a block

[06:49:49] giving a key division matchup so early in this season

[06:49:54] you're swift to start the run

[06:49:56] and the drive starts at small just one round

[06:49:59] you know what? I'm going to blitz these guys

[06:50:02] Here, Woodson is in the game, rookie corner Woodson.

[06:50:20] The sound of Charles Woodson.

[06:50:50] I'm doing something with the Vikings on Wednesday. I'm going to San Francisco for the Super Bowl.

[06:51:00] We're doing something with the Vikings.

[06:51:20] So there is a single. It's in San Diego, San Paris and Big Sack.

[06:51:34] I'm still working on the draft show last year. I had to pay for the entire thing out of pocket. I have no sponsors.

[06:51:56] So, um, yeah, I'm probably not going to do that one again.

[06:52:04] much stress to have a guide. He can really trust to go out and get it from that distance consistently.

[06:52:09] It's right far out, no pick. It's a guarantee.

[06:52:30] Just going to do the studio. Yeah.

[06:52:34] Oh my gosh, what a block by 24 for Shard Smith.

[06:52:45] That was amazing.

[06:52:56] That was amazing.

[06:53:07] Hey, it's C.

[06:53:11] Frank!

[06:53:13] Okay, I have a bottle in front of my monitor and it's covering up the timer.

[06:53:18] Okay, Kate. Thanks very much. Week one was full of surprises.

[06:53:25] It's Joe Milllum, and we found a place to play.

[06:53:27] First for the young players, what will week two bring?

[06:53:31] Let's see if we have snacks.

[06:53:33] Our look around the NFL starts now. We begin at Highmark Stadium.

[06:53:38] It's the Bills at home to take on the Jaguars.

[06:53:42] And it's Josh Allen. A touchdown pass here from 23 yards out. The Bills are off to a

[06:53:51] good start 2-0 on the young season. From there why don't we go to Cleveland.

[06:53:57] Let's check in on the Browns as they host the Kansas City Chiefs. And here is

[06:54:03] the running back. He's looking for the end zone holding on to the football.

[06:54:07] The high draft pick has his first NFL touchdown.

[06:54:12] The Chiefs have the lead at the half at a battle of teams looking to avoid starting 0-2.

[06:54:19] One more to show you real quick. It's over in Tampa, the Buccaneers taking on the Tennessee Titans.

[06:54:27] And it's the veteran Baker Mayfield. Touchdown from 20 yards away.

[06:54:33] This one's gone to the half, we're all tied up at seven apiece.

[06:54:43] We'll give you a look now at the remainder of the games in progress in the early window

[06:54:47] and what's still to come here in week two of the National Football League regular season.

[06:54:53] Meanwhile in our game it's been back and forth to this point,

[06:54:56] no reason to expect anything different in the second half.

[06:55:00] as we get your back out to Kate Scott and Brock Hewer.

[06:57:30] We got to talk to the team.

[06:57:48] Alright gentlemen, listen up.

[06:57:50] gentlemen listen up hell of a game so far yes I took this apple from the training

[06:58:05] room because I want to reward myself with a little bit of them half time pick

[06:58:10] me up none of y'all have earned that right yet so we did good

[06:58:20] except for the in the half Colin Redmond your clock management is ass I know

[06:58:27] you're a rookie but you cannot make those mistakes again okay one two deep

[06:58:38] Benz really you're doing okay they are beating the hell out of themselves

[06:58:42] though we are not winning this ballgame they are losing this ballgame and we

[06:58:47] We have to go out there and make sure to let them know what we're about and to finish this

[06:58:52] damn ball game.

[06:58:54] Okay?

[06:58:55] That's what's important.

[06:58:57] Okay?

[06:58:58] So.

[06:58:59] Other than that, I ain't got nothing.

[06:59:10] We're doing our own job.

[06:59:11] Let's go out there and win this damn ball game.

[06:59:16] I'll bring that and kick this one away.

[06:59:39] His return starts at the five.

[06:59:43] Pretty solid field position starting out here, Brock.

[06:59:46] He's tackling it.

[06:59:47] He's going on.

[06:59:48] He's going to be here.

[06:59:49] He's stopping.

[06:59:50] And he's going to burn it.

[06:59:51] He can set here for another go.

[06:59:52] Now passing game, they went to in the first half.

[06:59:54] It's going to need to be firing to start this second half, too, as they chase this

[06:59:58] lead.

[06:59:59] Bears making their way up to the line.

[07:00:01] Here comes first and ten.

[07:00:03] On play at two.

[07:00:04] Here's Williams.

[07:00:05] He's keeping it.

[07:00:06] Can you eat that before you go into McGon?

[07:00:20] I think they just want to make making kicks easier.

[07:00:22] Oh my gosh.

[07:00:23] Luthor Bergen is torturing us.

[07:00:24] He's going to ask who knows how to work for him.

[07:00:25] That's right, that's right McGon.

[07:00:26] Torching us

[07:00:32] That's right

[07:00:43] I mean, I think it's the ox this year

[07:00:49] You guys feel like there's no time in the day to exist

[07:00:56] I feel like I feel like I'm looking at my like our offseason wasn't that long I mean

[07:01:12] I know I started late today but like I stayed until like five last night you

[07:01:19] You know.

[07:01:25] Oh my.

[07:01:28] Like.

[07:01:37] Like I don't, I don't understand how some streamers stream for six hours.

[07:01:42] Like if you stream for only six hours, four hours, like what are you doing?

[07:01:46] There's no way you're getting anything done.

[07:01:49] But to be fair, a lot of those streamers aren't doing it.

[07:01:54] They're not like progressing through something.

[07:02:00] You know what I mean?

[07:02:07] Oh.

[07:02:19] find a target, hit him, altered that last second attempt to get rid of it.

[07:02:24] It feels usually I make them watch it. No, no, what I mean is like

[07:02:32] the point of what I'm saying is like

[07:02:41] a lot of people that do those short streams, they're not doing like play throughs of like

[07:02:45] long games or like oh my gosh those are terrible. I got so many.

[07:02:56] One of the chances you're going to get uninvited is the Vikings event based on your performance.

[07:02:59] I'm leading this team to championships.

[07:03:02] the game, only left buying some time, and here he goes.

[07:03:07] That was out of bounds, like being in the takes of the new Red Zone,

[07:03:10] from game side to 15.

[07:03:12] Okay, goes for 19.

[07:03:14] Well, no, I mean, like, people that stream short,

[07:03:16] they're not, like, doing playthroughs of games,

[07:03:18] like, long playthroughs of games, usually.

[07:03:20] Or, like, for me, and, like, wow, like, oh, my gosh.

[07:03:24] Oh, my gosh!

[07:03:26] Dot!

[07:03:28] Absolutely dot.

[07:03:32] Like for example, if you do a League of Legends stream, like you can play like five or six

[07:03:52] games of League, right?

[07:03:53] And it's like, oh, guys, stream's over, and that's cool, but like playing League, you're

[07:03:59] not like progressing through anything you know it's like it's like a live

[07:04:04] service like like the live service games are not progressing

[07:04:14] yeah but you can do that in a few hours my plan

[07:04:20] to be fair yeah you could do a wild stream and it's only a few hours to be

[07:04:25] fair I don't know maybe I just do too many things so I feel that way like

[07:04:40] Like Madden strings are always so long.

[07:04:54] Like how can I like work out? Like how do you work out? How do you...

[07:04:58] I have no time for anything.

[07:05:03] Oh my.

[07:05:05] Oh my.

[07:05:10] You know what I'm doing though? Yeah.

[07:05:20] I'm not complaining about other people. I'm being envious of others.

[07:05:25] He gets forward a punch and gets him the first down.

[07:05:31] I give it to him.

[07:05:35] The product doesn't have a run block.

[07:05:37] It's going to run long entry.

[07:05:39] Anybody else in here yet?

[07:05:43] I did the first draft class as like a legit draft pass and then after that.

[07:05:51] You got it.

[07:05:55] Yeah, pull over there, though.

[07:06:08] Yes.

[07:06:09] OK.

[07:06:15] You want to do the whole stream is just a grab.

[07:06:19] So the reason why I bring this up is like,

[07:06:25] there's two reasons.

[07:06:26] One, I wanna be able to have a regular cadence to my life,

[07:06:29] like a regular, some regularity to my life.

[07:06:34] Like I actually said that that was one of my secret goals

[07:06:37] for this year, as I mentioned when we get to the point

[07:06:38] where like, I mean, I wanna stream like,

[07:06:46] five days a week maybe, eventually.

[07:06:49] Oh my gosh, I screwed up so bad.

[07:07:00] But I don't know how I can stream five days a week and do anything that I want to do.

[07:07:09] On stream.

[07:07:10] And then I think like, so boys are going to have no wins, you know.

[07:07:15] Here's the thing, if I want to have like a normal life to some degree, I have to take days off.

[07:07:25] Here's Smith on the return.

[07:07:28] Man, that's an awesome rune. I mean, it's just feedback, right?

[07:07:33] It's been six hours here and she's just couldn't lie to the left.

[07:07:38] No, I think there's people that do shorter streams and do like...

[07:07:41] I don't think that's fair, right?

[07:07:45] There's always going to be some people that do all that, right?

[07:07:51] Because there's also some people that stream really long hours and they just don't do

[07:07:54] anything for a long time, you know what I'm saying?

[07:08:11] I mean like there's no should like nobody should do anything right it's all

[07:08:29] It all comes down to what you want in life.

[07:08:32] But at the same time, oh my gosh.

[07:08:35] This shot they're going to get to over everything this time.

[07:08:37] That's what it is.

[07:08:38] It goes down.

[07:08:40] Need to shake off that set.

[07:08:42] But at the same time, like, depending

[07:08:46] on what you want in life, you have to do things.

[07:08:50] You put yourself in a position to do those things.

[07:08:53] Right?

[07:08:53] Like, you can't just like, have a wife with anybody, you know what I mean?

[07:09:15] And you don't get to choose that either.

[07:09:17] You can't just be like Amy and I know.

[07:09:21] Why?

[07:09:22] Oh my gosh, block for me, you freaking idiots!

[07:09:33] Oh my gosh!

[07:09:42] Oh my gosh.

[07:09:53] That was crazy.

[07:10:04] Yeah but that's like now what I want to do Razzis.

[07:10:07] I like playing games.

[07:10:08] I like doing wow and leading the guild.

[07:10:10] I like, you know, whenever, whenever there's something I want to do, right?

[07:10:15] And I think there's a lot of movement like that, too, like.

[07:10:22] These are all things that I like doing.

[07:10:30] Dude, we're just it's a freaking torch.

[07:10:40] The most reasonable thing...

[07:11:09] The Bayer is about set for their next possession.

[07:11:12] And scoring hasn't been the issue for Ambron,

[07:11:14] but it has been impossible to hold pace with the offense

[07:11:17] on the other side of this football field.

[07:11:18] The thing is, dude, I'm like a lot of European viewers

[07:11:21] that like...

[07:11:24] Especially when I start shooting late,

[07:11:26] like I genuinely feel bad when I start shooting later in the day

[07:11:29] and the Europeans can't watch.

[07:11:30] They're like, it actually makes me feel bad.

[07:11:39] Yeah, but like but bonds are good like oh, I miss a stream

[07:11:53] Or you want to go back and watch someone's down

[07:11:57] Well, it's okay

[07:12:02] It's it's a good dip in each day

[07:12:04] Yeah, I mean right now, it's like early morning, you're up time.

[07:12:29] So that's one part of it.

[07:12:32] The other part of what I'm talking about is like,

[07:12:37] I wanna be,

[07:12:42] I also wanna be respectful of people's time,

[07:12:45] if that makes sense.

[07:12:46] Rolling again on second, Williams.

[07:12:48] Oh my gosh.

[07:12:49] He finds a seam down the middle.

[07:12:52] The next snap is gonna come from the red zone.

[07:12:53] Brockman's down at 17.

[07:12:55] And it's like,

[07:12:56] it's easy to go back and watch a two hour vlog.

[07:13:00] Four hour vlog.

[07:13:01] But it's not easy to watch

[07:13:13] Was a lot of streaming find your comment. It's true. It's true. It doesn't reach out. Yeah, that's also true

[07:13:25] To a song

[07:13:31] Oh, Interception.

[07:13:34] Nice!

[07:13:37] What is this, kids?

[07:13:48] Okay, I have my red zone on.

[07:13:51] I have my ability active for Redman.

[07:13:54] I want to see how far he can launch this thing.

[07:14:01] They're trying, he lost it.

[07:14:11] Right around, that's what it was going to do.

[07:14:28] Oh my gosh!

[07:14:30] Why did he keep...

[07:14:35] That's his first pick, man.

[07:14:39] Wait, second.

[07:14:40] Oh, he's...

[07:14:58] Oh, really is it for us? I didn't notice that. I didn't know about it.

[07:15:23] Seven extra points.

[07:15:25] The Bears make it 11-point ball game.

[07:15:29] Time making this all but impossible,

[07:15:32] but they can drop the onside kick here anyway.

[07:15:36] And the Black Games bringing the onside kick.

[07:15:39] That's just about two.

[07:15:41] And they make this stop.

[07:15:42] I'm gonna say it by the 37-yard line.

[07:15:45] All right, working from the gun to starts.

[07:15:47] First and ten.

[07:15:49] Locked and turned by Nettik.

[07:15:50] He's throwing again.

[07:15:52] He's not having chat but I have my favorite chat that people buy too.

[07:16:14] Yeah. Yeah, one back.

[07:16:21] One spot is pretty good.

[07:16:22] Now, he'll throw off the play fake.

[07:16:26] That's a few of his hands.

[07:16:30] That was a bumble.

[07:16:42] That was a bumble.

[07:16:43] and you just feel his aggressive mindset all game long as long as there's time left

[07:16:47] he's going to want to keep on firing to turn and put performance

[07:16:51] oh my gosh

[07:16:53] he touched the seal

[07:16:54] dude my guys are blocking downfield like crazy

[07:16:57] I've done the behind man

[07:16:59] don't want to test and it's upstair

[07:17:04] what's this formation going on there

[07:17:06] that comes off once

[07:17:08] you can't get a big block has been made

[07:17:10] dude a red man is the truth

[07:17:11] You're really in all phases, dude.

[07:17:13] You're not coming into this every week.

[07:17:15] That's a close game.

[07:17:16] That's true.

[07:17:17] That's true.

[07:17:18] That's true.

[07:17:19] This offense has been outstanding.

[07:17:21] Yeah.

[07:17:24] And the point is to use Aubrey.

[07:17:31] That's the point.

[07:17:32] That lands out in the middle.

[07:17:34] And the mic is pushed in.

[07:17:35] He takes 18.

[07:17:41] Game blouses

[07:17:54] Game blouses chat

[07:18:05] moment of right away this season as they begin the year today I had Popeye's

[07:18:10] before stream and then I had an apple I had a Popeye's chicken I had two Popeye's

[07:18:14] chicken sandwiches and a some Cajun fries and then and then one small apple so

[07:18:21] that's it for us here drop keyword our crew I'm Kate Scott this has been the

[07:18:25] NFL on EA sports the Vikings emerges winners as we

[07:18:30] He made you tear around from Minneapolis.

[07:18:39] There you go, nine.

[07:18:40] That's what I like to see, man.

[07:18:42] That's what I like to see.

[07:18:44] That is absolutely.

[07:18:45] We need more of that.

[07:18:46] Wow, open the background all day.

[07:19:03] You could hear the wow login screen ambience all day.

[07:19:21] I have...

[07:19:23] Burneth. Where have you been?

[07:19:36] I don't think... I don't think Burneth in the years.

[07:20:21] I

[07:20:37] Okay

[07:20:42] Thank y'all so much for joining me

[07:20:44] Thank y'all so much for joining me fellas.

[07:20:54] We are incredibly proud, incredibly proud of the way that we played today.

[07:20:59] I'm so damn happy about the way that we went out and that we executed.

[07:21:04] Unfortunately, Collin Redmond threw his first interception on the season of his career

[07:21:09] today on Mystery.

[07:21:10] Honestly, that was the receiver's fault.

[07:21:13] Yeah, it was a receivers fall.

[07:21:15] We were pretty disappointed in that play by the receiver.

[07:21:18] However, we're going to come back and we'll learn about that.

[07:21:22] And we'll keep on going.

[07:21:23] So as far as our run game was today,

[07:21:29] I think we ran the ball well about five times that we ran it.

[07:21:32] And the passing game, we're going

[07:21:34] to keep on working that short passing game.

[07:21:36] I think the way that our receivers have played

[07:21:38] and been able to separate and been able to get open,

[07:21:42] I mean really we utilize the athleticism that we have on the outside.

[07:21:46] It really makes this thing easy for Colin.

[07:21:50] It's just a checklist, you know, just A, B, C, B, and then you just get a guy open, you

[07:21:56] know.

[07:21:57] The only difference is the online's got to protect and we got to get better and better

[07:22:00] at that too because we had some trouble with that this week.

[07:22:05] If we had no questions then we can go ahead and we'll move on to the next topic

[07:22:11] discussion and that's the fact that we need to find a way we need to find a

[07:22:16] way to win the Super Bowl this year. I'm telling you this is a Super Bowl caliber

[07:22:20] team and if y'all don't believe that we for the first time ever are gonna have a

[07:22:24] rookie quarterback go out there and win the Super Bowl then you were sorely

[07:22:28] mistaken. Sorely. Question.

[07:22:33] Good evening coach Maxwell Pemberton. Congratulations on having myself on your

[07:22:40] team to carry this sorry excuse for the rubbish you call a franchise to victory.

[07:22:45] You are lucky to have a player of my caliber.

[07:22:47] Absolutely.

[07:22:48] And you're welcome.

[07:22:49] Make sure you have my tubby set to 48 degrees Celsius with him.

[07:22:55] Okay, Max, you barely touch the ball because you don't even know it.

[07:23:02] You don't know the rules of the game yet, okay?

[07:23:04] You're a great athlete, okay?

[07:23:06] I understand that.

[07:23:08] But you've got to find a way to, you've got to know that it's between the first down,

[07:23:13] the second down, and all right, we're going to figure things out, okay, and I know you

[07:23:17] were real damn good at rugby, but we've got a process here, all right?

[07:23:22] Other than that, oh, also great touchdown today.

[07:23:26] Also your player, why are you here getting the lock of it?

[07:23:29] Anyways, thank you all so much for joining me this week.

[07:23:31] We will see you all next week.

[07:23:32] Thank you.

[07:23:38] Donald Nutsack, K-Mart Back to School ads magazine.

[07:23:59] Can you explain your decision behind winning back-to-back games to start the season?

[07:24:04] expected you to lose almost every game and yet you've defied the odds and won twice explain

[07:24:13] absolutely that's a great question uh look i would say that we do we want to go out we want to

[07:24:18] try something different this year and that was winning we really want to try to win this year

[07:24:22] uh i do want to mention that i didn't make a mistake max will pamperton ran the ball four

[07:24:26] times not 30 times uh bruschardsman ran the ball three times um will rocker ran the ball once

[07:24:34] for more yards than both of them combined.

[07:24:39] However, Pemberton didn't have a touchdown, which is nice.

[07:24:43] And yeah.

[07:24:52] So he had a joint or something like two catches.

[07:25:04] That was a lot of you meowing and carrying on yet my tubby is still not a satisfactory

[07:25:15] temperature and I still do not have my rubber ducky Mr. Squeaker get on it chop chop.

[07:25:23] I love how direct Coach Fendin is in his post game unprompted and not ask a question

[07:25:29] this player sucked today and that's his fault.

[07:25:31] I

[07:25:34] Was like you me I'm carrying my tubby is still not satisfactory temperature and do I'm my rubber ducky

[07:25:40] Yeah, okay Maxwell we don't do that. Okay. I'm a coach. I'm not your damn servant Stanley dipshit from the SPN

[07:25:49] You have a tune to zero record this season. Did you recruit players with the biggest penis sizes?

[07:25:56] No, we did not

[07:26:01] Cashman still has a trade offer.

[07:26:31] I don't I don't think that's the case for a time chatter I don't think that's a thing

[07:26:53] Okay, all right, keep on moving, okay, that's not really something that we do here.

[07:27:19] No, they aren't doing that, that's not happening, okay, it's just not happening, I'm telling

[07:27:43] I'm not even going to humor that, that's insane.

[07:28:01] If we go, do we just, I think we just trade Tankpixby.

[07:28:05] Hey, we traded for him.

[07:28:08] We signed him.

[07:28:18] Oh.

[07:28:26] We could get a big corner.

[07:28:28] Mike's saying we're still.

[07:28:29] Okay, do we take this guy is young he's four years younger. I think we take this guy

[07:28:41] Yeah, you join frozen dance

[07:28:50] I just have never been blue kids at all

[07:29:29] Now, anything like that is completely false.

[07:29:33] That's insane. That's insane.

[07:29:40] That is a desperation attempt.

[07:29:43] That is insane. That is insane.

[07:29:59] Okay.

[07:30:14] Um, let's see.

[07:30:16] Yeah, but you know what you do stuff like that when people make up bullshit you shut

[07:30:32] it down you say no you're you're a skit so and you shut it down that that's that's that's

[07:30:37] how you treat that stuff properly you know like your skit so shut it down it's it's

[07:30:46] is like but I mean just whoever is making some kind of crazy claim

[07:31:00] no

[07:31:07] I don't I don't deal with anyone's bullshit I'm in my I just stay my own

[07:31:12] and I'm just, yeah.

[07:31:26] God, do I order food, Chad? I'm so hungry.

[07:31:42] But it's like I need to not eat that much.

[07:32:00] You know?

[07:32:02] But eating is bad for you if you eat too much.

[07:32:12] I had two Popeyes chicken sandwiches and Cajun fries and one to Apple.

[07:32:16] Like, that's enough food for a day.

[07:32:19] For how active I've been.

[07:32:21] There's still steak.

[07:32:24] I probably got to throw it out.

[07:32:25] It's probably bad by now.

[07:32:28] There's still another steak left, but I think it's bad by now.

[07:32:38] I

[07:32:48] Do why am I so hungry the last day I've been so hungry last few days

[07:33:06] It's wow dude it's wow

[07:33:08] No, I've had like no time to work out in the last few weeks.

[07:33:15] Okay, let's do this.

[07:33:20] I want to sim a few weeks.

[07:33:26] We're kind of cooking though.

[07:33:29] I can't really sim the chiefs.

[07:33:34] Collin Redmond nine touchdowns one interception season is his first two games of his career like this is amazing

[07:33:44] He's the night he's the number two in the number one quarterback in the NFL Pat Mahomes

[07:33:49] Oh my gosh the number one quarterback against our defense is gonna be

[07:34:04] came scataboo.

[07:34:11] Wow, Kenyan Sadiq is actually leading the Annabelle in yards.

[07:34:24] one two three four five dude if I have five receivers who average five catches a game

[07:34:44] Is that insane?

[07:35:44] Batch of Blitzes hit him at the line.

[07:36:05] I wish it wouldn't randomly change your load. Like always changes your load out every week.

[07:36:11] Like, I don't want to set my load out.

[07:36:14] Wait, hold on, Maxwell Pemberton is a wrecking- what?

[07:36:28] Yeah, no, Massive. I mean, I- yeah.

[07:36:33] Twitch Chat's not the best place to do that in general, but like, um...

[07:36:41] I'm just one of those people that I'm like...

[07:36:49] Like, I don't know, I've just seen so much shit at this point of, like, crazies.

[07:36:54] That I'm like, I'm tired.

[07:36:58] You know what I mean?

[07:37:00] I'm just, I'm tired. Just crazies everywhere.

[07:37:03] I'm like, unmultiple friends, you know.

[07:37:13] Yeah, like I'm just like, yeah, like I'm just like, yeah, like I'm just like, yeah,

[07:37:30] Man, let me take a look at this schedule.

[07:37:39] I feel like I wanted to simulate half the season here.

[07:37:42] I mean, we're getting so late at night, dude.

[07:38:00] Do the thing is, I don't have my week figured out.

[07:38:14] I'm actually worried about this.

[07:38:18] Let me give you guys a rundown of this week.

[07:39:28] Let me see.

[07:39:50] Let me see if I can find kind of things.

[07:39:52] Well, I'm gonna look on this monitor because this is too hard.

[07:40:01] 105 consecutive at stake.

[07:40:31] I'm just here for a while.

[07:40:41] I'm just here for a hug.

[07:41:11] Hold on, let me see this.

[07:41:26] Dude, sorry, I'm having trouble finding the info for this.

[07:41:31] I'm so behind on so many things, man.

[07:41:34] I'm so behind on so many things.

[07:42:09] Let me, I'm trying to find this.

[07:43:08] I'm like annoyed.

[07:43:38] I

[07:43:47] Come on

[07:44:08] Keep it sexy big dog

[07:44:21] Thank you, I was Jim

[07:44:38] I don't know, I don't have the info for it.

[07:45:07] But I think I'm doing this thing.

[07:45:15] I think this is the thing where they wanted me to stream this.

[07:45:22] But I can't find the info for it.

[07:45:37] No, there's like, I don't know what's going on.

[07:46:07] February 6th Chase Center Super Bowl.

[07:46:37] Every Super Bowl tournament is a party of a...

[07:46:56] I hate that Burning Crew State is launching at the Super Bowl.

[07:47:00] Super Bowl week.

[07:47:04] Shaq's Fun House. We did this one year.

[07:47:06] we do the Shaq's fun house. I got asked to do this.

[07:47:16] And I got asked to like, hey, do you want to come stream this? And

[07:47:20] then they announced burning crusade. But like,

[07:47:28] I'll be honest, like,

[07:47:30] I kind of want to cancel.

[07:47:33] I mean, I have to do the thing on the fourth because

[07:47:35] That's like an obligation I already agreed to.

[07:47:39] I can't cancel that one.

[07:47:40] That's like the thing with the Vikings.

[07:48:00] Is there a stream that you're traveling?

[07:48:02] It's both, right?

[07:48:03] Because like, how am I going to stream, I mean I want to do, here's what I really wanted

[07:48:10] to do and I'm actually like kind of bummed out by it because I don't know when the next

[07:48:13] time I would do something like this.

[07:48:15] I wanted to do like a five stack of LAN party marathon where we have like five of

[07:48:20] us IRL leveling together and I talked to Pika about it.

[07:48:25] Pika was like kind of down but I mean before all this stuff it was like ah well

[07:48:29] whatever.

[07:48:30] So now he was playing on Dream Side or not Dream Side, on Alliance.

[07:48:35] So yeah, I kind of just changed stuff.

[07:48:39] He's gonna go raid some Applebee's with the Viking.

[07:48:42] I'm also like, I have my normal Super Bowl watch party, right?

[07:48:46] My normal Super Bowl party stream.

[07:48:49] Hey, I have a question by the way.

[07:48:50] Whenever other streamers do, like, they do watch-along streams for sports games,

[07:48:59] Do they just go IRL with the, I just, I've seen like,

[07:49:02] did you go IRL with their camera

[07:49:03] and just have their camera facing them?

[07:49:05] But you can still hear the audio from the, from the game.

[07:49:14] Is that, is that, they can still,

[07:49:18] you can still have the audio from their,

[07:49:20] because how are they not getting DMCA'd from that?

[07:49:22] I don't watch other streamers.

[07:49:24] Yeah.

[07:49:24] It's a lot of people.

[07:49:25] It's just good.

[07:49:26] You know it's kind of crazy

[07:49:42] Let's do that on

[07:49:47] That's crazy that they can they can just watch the games like that is

[07:49:50] Is it is it good to do the game? I mean I used to like go through like a whole

[07:49:55] sort of dog and pony show to not have the game audio playing, but I guess it

[07:49:58] doesn't matter

[07:50:00] because I want to do it. I would love to do it in a Super Bowl wash pot is

[07:50:24] Yeah, but there's no audio and that's different.

[07:50:48] You can't see anything.

[07:50:59] Dude, when do I, when do I, I just realized,

[07:51:03] what day, let's talk about this.

[07:51:18] I'm going to snobbing them.

[07:51:33] I might just go and come back chat.

[07:51:37] Oh, really?

[07:51:41] crazy. Wait, what?

[07:51:58] The stream's not started yet, though.

[07:52:00] Yeah, what if what if I fly back for this and bail on Super Bowl stuff and then the server

[07:52:14] doesn't even work?

[07:52:25] am I even gonna leave for this? I gotta find out. Yeah, but that's how that's how streaming

[07:52:39] works. Like, even if like, I'm good for this, because here's another thing. Blau wants me

[07:52:49] to go to the winter Olympics with him. Blau wants me to go to the winter Olympics

[07:52:53] with them. So, in Italy, but like I have,

[07:53:23] Like I have a potential day hosting an unannounced event here on the 23rd or the 24th.

[07:53:52] It's so good.

[07:53:53] There's a good chance of the ladies to go.

[07:53:56] I mean, and I don't have Ease.

[07:53:57] I mean, he blasts us.

[07:53:58] He has a camera.

[07:53:59] I didn't get.

[07:54:00] Like burning crusade is just this is like this launch of like stressing me to hell

[07:54:22] out because of the timing. Yeah, I mean from the 18th of the 22nd, so do I miss the first

[07:54:29] week? Because the raids start on the 19th. And the arena season on the 17th. He wants

[07:54:46] going to go from the 18th to the 22nd. Milan for one, two, three, four, five days, no sponsor.

[07:54:55] That's so expensive.

[07:55:05] I'm gonna have FOMO. I feel like I'm just gonna have FOMO the entire time.

[07:55:19] Well, I'm not gonna be streaming the, you'd be streaming the, the atmosphere around the Olympics

[07:55:24] is the thing.

[07:55:34] The sponsor of that?

[07:55:35] Yeah, I mean it's just,

[07:55:38] like the cost of doing this stuff is so expensive.

[07:56:24] I mean, I think this is going to be so easy if it's all pre-nerf, then it like doesn't

[07:56:44] matter.

[07:56:45] Yeah, like that's the thing.

[07:56:50] I legit think like there's a chance this is actually like.

[07:56:53] I don't know in five years, like am I going to play burning crusade again in five years

[07:56:57] and go hard on it?

[07:56:58] Probably not.

[07:56:59] Who knows?

[07:57:00] I could not be streaming in five years.

[07:57:02] Right?

[07:57:03] I mean, I don't know what's going to happen, you know?

[07:57:06] I mean, I'm going to be streaming in wine, but let's be honest with ourselves.

[07:57:15] I hate, I hate seeming like noncommittal to stuff, but I'm like, this is.

[07:57:36] I'll be honest also doing an IRL trip without yeast like I'm like if he's

[07:57:57] isn't there I'm like I don't know and I'm the only living condo I think oh

[07:58:00] Oh, thanks, dude. Appreciate it, man.

[07:58:02] Hey, what about now?

[07:58:03] Do you like it now?

[07:58:14] Like, if I can hit level 70,

[07:58:21] if I can hit level 70 in Burning Crusade,

[07:58:24] I remember the ball that you were gonna do,

[07:58:25] dude, you're gonna love it, trust me.

[07:58:27] Where else?

[07:58:28] If I can hit level 70 and bring it in.

[07:59:28] the experience of going to the Olympics versus missing a few days of why I personally think

[07:59:34] it's worth it. You can go ham on BC when back or you can probably even play over there.

[07:59:41] Well, the original classic release style was in Madrid and connected to NAS servers and played

[07:59:47] WI. Well, here's what I'm really thinking of is like

[07:59:53] If I'm gonna go all the way out there and then play like that's a ton of money to go do that and

[08:00:01] also if I go to like what am I gonna do at the Olympics I think the atmosphere around the Olympics

[08:00:07] is the interesting part you know I also don't like that I have these like things that I'm just

[08:00:18] like I don't know when what is happening, right?

[08:00:22] Resident Evil 9, Requiem is February 27th.

[08:00:26] And midnight launch is March 2nd.

[08:00:41] I mean, there's no way we can get a press pass for the Winter

[08:00:43] Olympics at this point, you know?

[08:01:18] I would love to host like a proper watchport at this level so there's gonna

[08:01:36] one ton of years I have to watch you and bring your state lunch because you have

[08:01:38] I love it so much.

[08:01:39] Yeah.

[08:01:40] Curling enjoyers?

[08:02:05] So many of you are the music guy.

[08:02:21] Yeah.

[08:02:52] I feel like I should maybe cancel the Friday thing I mean I could grind it out with

[08:03:52] Like this is like the main version of wow that I play that we might not ever get a re-release for

[08:04:04] Is the hotel streamer launched you scuffed I mean I'd have to like get a proper laptop and

[08:04:11] Like I would I would have to basically end stream now and immediately put together a plan of like I'd have to go buy stuff order

[08:04:17] Stuff I have to have to fly out to San Francisco

[08:06:22] I'm talking to Blau about what he has planned already.

[08:06:50] maybe i just end and start trying to figure this out

[08:07:01] it's streaming and it's an old i'm like my lab my gaming laptop is an old one

[08:07:10] no no no i don't think anybody has a proper good gaming laptop

[08:07:20] It's like we might have to do phone streams.

[08:07:24] I mean, we can do a phone stream, but like,

[08:07:27] ugh.

[08:07:29] What if we have connection issues, like?

[08:08:20] We're going to go back to the

[08:08:42] in Milan.

[08:08:43] We're playing as different men.

[08:09:05] Also when am I going to finish this franchise?

[08:09:07] When am I going to finish this Vikings franchise?

[08:09:10] I just realized when am I going to actually go for the Super Bowl and his Vikings franchise?

[08:09:14] Like, like...

[08:09:16] These franchises, I don't like whatever the franchises don't end.

[08:09:20] You know, there needs to be like, at least I need to win one Super Bowl or, you know...

[08:09:40] Yeah, I...

[08:11:40] I'm talking to somebody about, like,

[08:12:09] We need good mages who know what they're doing.

[08:12:14] We need mages, we need tanks, we need tanks who know what they're doing.

[08:12:20] That's actually doing it all.

[08:12:39] And I feel like even if I can cancel, if I can, if what is on Friday is not what I thought

[08:12:49] it was, and I quit and I leave, I also feel bad because I didn't do this big mad and

[08:12:57] launcher, this big burning grenade launch marathon I wanted to do.

[08:13:18] Yeah I did peanuts.

[08:13:19] I did.

[08:13:20] I

[08:13:28] Was it like a black-eyed peas thing with it was a

[08:13:34] Tied dollar sign and black-eyed peas were doing a concert

[08:13:39] You Vikings man, I'm a cowboy's I'm a cowboy's man in Texans

[08:14:20] We have the hesitation to say, wait, what did I say?

[08:14:37] It's going to be a real game, congratulations, it's going to be a struggle for you.

[08:14:45] You don't understand all the nuance.

[08:14:47] Yeah, yeah.

[08:14:48] You don't understand all the nuance, because it's like, if I go, because I'm not going to

[08:14:56] the Super Bowl, I'm going to like some party on a Friday and they're like, yeah, you can

[08:15:00] stream it.

[08:15:01] But that happened a few years ago and then I was stuck, remember the Shack's Fun House

[08:15:05] stream, I went to like Shack's, like Shack's Super Bowl party and it was like, it was

[08:15:09] like a carnival setup thing with a bunch of sponsors that had around that were

[08:15:14] like random things.

[08:15:16] And then Shaq DJ, it was actually kind of sick, but yeah, you guys remember that stream?

[08:15:22] But remember how I stood outside for an hour before they let me go in and how annoying

[08:15:27] they were?

[08:15:28] Like, if I have to go through this whole dog and pony show, and they're like, oh, sorry,

[08:15:31] you can't bring in the camera.

[08:15:32] And I'm like, well, what do I do?

[08:15:34] And then I have to bring a cameraman.

[08:15:35] I have to find, I have to have another cameraman hold this and that.

[08:15:38] And then all of a sudden whenever I come back, you know what I mean?

[08:15:40] And then I have to do this whole thing.

[08:15:43] And it's like not really worth it.

[08:15:45] then it would have just been more worth it to stream this,

[08:15:46] to stream Burning Crusade lunch, you know?

[08:15:51] And I'm not getting to go to the actual Super Bowl itself.

[08:15:54] Yeah, but, but I think more people want burning crusade honestly, but I actually think more

[08:16:19] people would want burning crusade.

[08:16:20] of course.

[08:16:23] Like individuals, yeah.

[08:16:26] Like individuals, some people want this,

[08:16:28] some people want that always for everything,

[08:16:30] but I think more people want, yeah.

[08:16:32] That's kind of where my, and even for me,

[08:16:34] like as a gamer, as a player, like,

[08:16:39] if I wanted, there's like a snowball effect

[08:16:41] of things happening, right?

[08:16:43] Like look at this.

[08:16:45] Like if I were to go to Milan,

[08:16:46] I mean, that's in the middle of the release week.

[08:16:52] Then Resident Evil 9, I wanna play this.

[08:16:54] Midnight launches, I'll do something for midnight launch.

[08:16:57] I'm hosting an event.

[08:16:58] I don't know if it's in the 24th or the 23rd yet.

[08:17:12] Like what I need to do,

[08:17:13] Like if I want to be full, full engineering, full blacksmithing, actually, should I get

[08:17:21] something else and burn it instead of engineering?

[08:17:25] That's true destiny gun.

[08:17:37] I mean, I, this, this is a can't cancel, but I'm trying to see if shroud is down.

[08:17:42] I can go to Schrad's house.

[08:19:42] I'm overwhelmed man, I'm a little bit overwhelmed, sorry.

[08:21:05] Go with your guts.

[08:21:35] Okay, I'm champagne stancher, thank you for the 16 months.

[08:21:58] Yeah, for sure I wanted to do that on a mix.

[08:22:08] Is everything from success?

[08:22:09] Yeah, actually.

[08:22:12] It's such a weird problem to have, isn't it?

[08:22:28] Dude remember whenever while while expansion to launch and I would hit like 36 hour streams

[08:22:58] Yeah

[08:23:14] Yeah, that's a good time man. Yeah, I'll literally be getting off the plane

[08:23:19] do we do one more game before I end here? What time is it?

[08:23:33] And I gotta find out what day I'm actually gonna finish this franchise.

[08:23:47] on Sunday before the Super Bowl? That would actually be amazing, but I got to go on.

[08:23:52] Yeah, dude, I come back, we do Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

[08:24:19] hit 70 grind it super hard me shroud I got to put together the perfect group

[08:24:26] because I have to min max the time so hard

[08:24:34] I don't know how I'm gonna be able to level my blacksmithing and engineering

[08:24:38] and stuff

[08:24:49] Then on Sunday we have the Super Bowl and you know what?

[08:24:54] If I finish leveling by Saturday night, Sunday is just a straight football day.

[08:24:59] Maybe we get to a playoff run with the Vikings.

[08:25:02] We do the playoff run and then we play the Super Bowl.

[08:25:04] And then we have the Super Bowl.

[08:25:07] The shadow one level that fast?

[08:25:09] Yeah, I think so.

[08:25:11] That's the plan.

[08:25:13] That's the game plan.

[08:25:19] Chat let's open the tables chat. It's time to open the tables

[08:25:30] We're gonna play against the Kansas City football chiefs this is gonna be a tough game chat

[08:25:36] Get them in chat. We're gonna have the tables open. Let's close the tables in five minutes.

[08:25:53] We're gonna close the tables in five minutes chat.

[08:26:06] Let me take a laugh real quick and we're going to roll it, Chad.

[08:30:06] I'm sorry.

[08:30:16] You ever... you first put your arm around yours?

[08:30:20] I don't wanna talk about it.

[08:30:36] I don't think you're gonna get it.

[08:30:48] Chat.

[08:30:49] You ready?

[08:30:52] We're gonna hit that air raid.

[08:30:55] Yeah, Zills, it'll be okay.

[08:30:56] I mean...

[08:30:57] I

[08:31:04] Don't want I don't want people to take my

[08:31:14] Look at those Adrian Peterson's right there, I don't want people to take my like

[08:31:20] Feelings of FOMO when rushing and this and that

[08:31:23] And I want to project those feelings on other people

[08:31:26] falsely. I have those specific feelings because of specific goals I have with like my my schedule, you know.

[08:31:56] This is gonna be a tough one, I'm not gonna lie.

[08:32:03] This is gonna be a tough one, Chad, I'm not gonna lie.

[08:32:10] Chad, we're gonna close the tables once, uh, quickly into this game.

[08:32:17] The tables will be closed.

[08:32:20] Tables will be closed soon.

[08:32:25] But not until I talk to the team.

[08:32:49] Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen, listen up.

[08:32:53] Listen up gentlemen. Folks and gentlemen, everybody. Guys, here's what we need to do today.

[08:33:08] Kansas City Chiefs, alright? The Kansas City Football Chiefs. This is a team with speed.

[08:33:19] This is a team with weapons on offense.

[08:33:22] Devincibly, if you are not careful, if you are not careful,

[08:33:27] this ain't gonna be easy.

[08:33:29] This ain't gonna be simple.

[08:33:31] Now, we've done a lot of good things this year

[08:33:33] and people have fought into our culture, okay?

[08:33:36] And that's a hell of a good job so far, okay?

[08:33:39] Buying into the culture,

[08:33:41] that's just gonna take us into the next level.

[08:33:43] It don't matter.

[08:33:44] I'll be honest with you.

[08:33:45] You want me to tell you a secret about coaching folks?

[08:33:48] Let me tell you a secret about coaching.

[08:33:55] It don't matter what we do.

[08:33:57] What we do don't matter.

[08:34:00] The only thing that matters is that we're all doing it.

[08:34:05] You hear me?

[08:34:07] And what we need to do is we need to go out there

[08:34:10] and we need to make the plays that we need to make that

[08:34:14] will score more points than the other team.

[08:34:17] Okay, it's not, it ain't hard.

[08:34:20] It ain't hard.

[08:34:22] But you think we spent all that time in trending camp

[08:34:24] beating our head over the damn bar,

[08:34:28] having our running backs and linebackers hitting each other

[08:34:31] in the face 400 miles an hour, 100 times every single day?

[08:34:35] You think we did that as a joke?

[08:34:36] You think I was supposed to be easy?

[08:34:39] No, we did that to prepare for today.

[08:34:43] We did that to prepare for next Sunday.

[08:34:45] We did that in prayer for every single day of Sunday coming up to the remainder of the year.

[08:34:49] That's what we did.

[08:34:51] So we need to go out there, do our damn job, and let's win this damn ball game.

[08:34:56] Alright?

[08:34:58] Anybody got anything to say?

[08:35:03] Coach.

[08:35:04] Coach, I like that idea.

[08:35:06] It doesn't matter what we do.

[08:35:08] As long as we're all doing it.

[08:35:10] That's right.

[08:35:10] And everybody, pee your pants.

[08:35:13] You can't punish us all.

[08:35:17] Okay, you know, Mike, that's a heavy flow you got going there.

[08:35:24] Okay, we're just going to go ahead and get started.

[08:35:27] Alright, somebody get him some new pants, and we're going to have Marvin Harrison Jr.

[08:35:32] Break him out. Let's go win this damn ball game.

[08:36:13] this ball game game. I can feel it. Oh my gosh. Beautiful play action.

[08:37:13] Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, that was sick.

[08:37:17] That was insane.

[08:37:27] His remember his dad?

[08:37:28] Yeah, he did.

[08:37:29] He died.

[08:37:30] He's on the Titans.

[08:37:43] on the ground.

[08:37:44] It's a give up.

[08:37:45] And this keeps us not cool.

[08:37:47] What an excellent step with the right back.

[08:37:49] And again down.

[08:37:50] We're no good.

[08:37:51] It's on her down.

[08:37:52] They'll throw from the go.

[08:37:53] Once they're right.

[08:37:54] And this is going to be incomplete.

[08:37:55] And it's great work there.

[08:37:56] Making things difficult defensively.

[08:37:57] It'll set up a fourth gap.

[08:37:58] On for the field goal now.

[08:37:59] It's Brandon off.

[08:38:00] It's Brandon off.

[08:38:01] It's Brandon off.

[08:38:02] It's Brandon off.

[08:38:03] It's Brandon off.

[08:38:04] It's Brandon off.

[08:38:05] It's Brandon off.

[08:38:06] It's Brandon off.

[08:38:07] It's Brandon off.

[08:38:08] It's Brandon off.

[08:38:09] It's Brandon off.

[08:38:10] It's Brandon off.

[08:38:11] Brandon off.

[08:38:12] It's Brandon off

[08:38:25] You're giving the Tony Romo special baby

[08:38:31] You know I think we're gonna see a lot of this and you know why it's the new kickoff

[08:38:36] So think about it in the old days you'd kick a field goal. You'd kick a touch back. That's right boys

[08:38:42] You didn't give up as much field position, but you only got three points.

[08:38:46] Nowadays, you go for three points.

[08:38:48] Jack, you want to see another one?

[08:38:50] You want to see another one, Chad?

[08:38:53] Okay, that was bad.

[08:39:00] I don't know how he actually won that.

[08:39:02] That was actually crazy.

[08:39:04] The first one. I did not think he was going to get that many yards.

[08:39:06] I thought I was just going to get the first gap.

[08:39:12] One here to mark him down before the 25th.

[08:39:16] And for the offense, we'll take over.

[08:39:18] So, how comes the Kansas City offense to take over for the first time?

[08:39:23] And there is the guy at the top of the game, Patrick Mahone.

[08:39:27] Hunder has more touchdowns than I thought.

[08:39:30] That's actual tricky.

[08:39:32] You'll be able to keep this hot streak going

[08:39:34] while you'll be able to produce that source that I'm looking for a week ago.

[08:39:38] Patrick Mahomes is the NFL's leading passer and we have the worst past evens in the NFL.

[08:39:51] Oh my gosh.

[08:39:54] That's a rookie, that's that rookie running back with 96 feet.

[08:40:02] the game just the other way, with that, I'll give you a look here at the receiving numbers

[08:40:15] for him from the game a week ago.

[08:40:20] Never be the same.

[08:40:22] Oh my gosh, bro.

[08:40:24] We're just getting gashed.

[08:40:31] Every play is going for 15 yards man.

[08:40:34] Come on, Big Tyson Aldridge, Miami.

[08:40:36] Fight!

[08:40:37] Off the plate, here's Marold.

[08:40:39] Goal for the middle, Robin Bryant.

[08:40:42] The Vonte Adams.

[08:40:44] First to the ball.

[08:40:46] Dude, this is a nightmare.

[08:40:48] 10-yard mark.

[08:40:50] Where's the yellow?

[08:40:53] Throwing from the gun.

[08:40:55] Here's Patrick.

[08:40:57] Oh, oh, oh.

[08:40:59] That's super illegal. That's super illegal.

[08:41:09] That's crazy. I didn't call it a penalty.

[08:41:19] Dude, I have no idea how we're going to stop them, actually.

[08:41:24] I actually have no idea how we're going to stop these guys.

[08:41:29] this this legit might be a who has the ball last time again.

[08:41:59] He'll be hit as he puts his time in.

[08:42:02] He's my closest friend.

[08:42:05] What's he doing on the ground?

[08:42:07] As it'll sound.

[08:42:09] Just do it.

[08:42:13] He'll drop the drill.

[08:42:16] The pressure gets there and down he goes.

[08:42:19] Inside.

[08:42:20] Oh, frick.

[08:42:23] Come on, come on, get posted.

[08:42:25] He gets there for the sack, setting up fourth down.

[08:42:29] It'll be a punt coming from the Vikings.

[08:42:33] Now, how about this?

[08:42:35] It's a fake!

[08:42:37] And this is gonna be incomplete

[08:42:39] to develop the puck that's trying to flow through.

[08:42:42] That's too late.

[08:42:43] Get that on his own.

[08:42:44] Either way, it doesn't matter.

[08:42:46] He turned it over, he's on down.

[08:42:50] And on the run to the left,

[08:42:52] he's gonna run it.

[08:42:54] Rainer, how do you lose contain like that?

[08:42:57] Oh my... how did he just run out of his zone?

[08:43:27] He just ran out of his zone cover the wrong guy when obviously he's coming look he hasn't perfectly covered

[08:43:35] Why did you turn around like this

[08:43:38] Look at him. This is the this is the CPU I switched to after

[08:43:49] Patrimahomes has the as the most passing are the men of O in this in this franchise so far

[08:43:54] Then second is our quarterback.

[08:43:56] He'll do a bit with the number one and number two quarterbacks.

[08:44:24] start to drive it does okay let me have some

[08:44:54] They'll throw here on Ferd and Shorty.

[08:44:57] That's off, that's off, that's complete.

[08:45:00] That is your first half, and good enough for a first half.

[08:45:05] Now no more games, first half, look to throw again.

[08:45:10] Forced out long.

[08:45:12] This is going to be an interesting,

[08:45:14] but it's going to be fun on the field.

[08:45:17] I'm not going to be officiating through the Shorty.

[08:45:24] that was insane that was insane

[08:45:34] that was insane

[08:45:42] Oh, Pemberton!

[08:45:51] Yeah!

[08:45:57] Huge!

[08:45:58] Dude, this might be a game where we were actually on the football.

[08:46:12] Oh my gosh cringe cringe is the most cringe bounty in the world you only get a one-yard

[08:46:32] buffer from the line of scrimmage for these old linemen that's how you straight up a little too far

[08:46:36] and it draws the fight

[08:46:49] You gotta let the kids play the name game

[08:46:55] Marvin Harrison with the wheels

[08:46:59] My wheels

[08:47:02] He was a rugby player from England and he's only played football for one year.

[08:47:10] That's his law.

[08:47:13] That's his law.

[08:47:32] So now after the touchdown, out is Aubrey to kick this one away.

[08:47:38] This field is at the two.

[08:47:44] On the sideline, the unmistakable Andy Green is the chiefs.

[08:47:48] Take the field once more.

[08:47:50] Andy Reid gonna get to be eaten that way.

[08:47:54] Let me get it.

[08:47:55] Aubrey's drive with first and second.

[08:47:58] Okay, Colt Corn, Colt Corn.

[08:48:02] I actually think we have what it takes on this on this drive if we can stop him

[08:48:10] here that means I will have figured out how we will get there as we're two and

[08:48:21] Now, getting torched.

[08:48:31] Nice, okay.

[08:48:38] We're blitzing. I'm gonna blitz on this play.

[08:48:51] I was hoping to get sacked him out of field orange

[08:49:21] The Horde coach.

[08:49:28] Yep.

[08:49:37] Linebacker just does not have the same change of direction.

[08:49:50] Change of direction there. Yeah

[08:50:02] Yeah, you've done got the same handles man

[08:50:06] You shower the teamers that weird. We know there's been bonded times. It's not the showers

[08:50:20] And as show continues, what a first hand he's had Greg, a third, took down Passford-Benson.

[08:50:27] But with slow, to be the most so far, she's been making space these guys' time to break in.

[08:50:33] And the bottomless team, as a coordinator, me and my staff, at half-time, are revisiting this game plan.

[08:50:38] They obviously felt we had it coming in, and I don't think there's anything to feel good about, thus far.

[08:50:44] Here's Smith to return it and bring down the shot of the 30-yard lock.

[08:50:51] The Vikings offense can see what they can do in the final minute of this first half.

[08:50:57] Right away they'll set up to throw.

[08:51:00] It's going to start, and they'll be taking down the last 40-yard lock.

[08:51:06] They'll look to pick up the pace.

[08:51:09] Guys, oh my stay on that

[08:51:32] Justin Jefferson the God

[08:51:35] God!

[08:51:37] Literal God!

[08:51:39] Insane catch!

[08:51:42] Insane route!

[08:51:50] Marvin Harrison with the hands!

[08:51:54] Huge!

[08:51:57] Insane dude!

[08:51:59] The second touchdown of the game.

[08:52:01] There, Colin Redman, his leadership was unmatched.

[08:52:05] No, he spent so much time talking about the heroics of a game-winning drive to end the fourth

[08:52:11] quarter in two-minute mode.

[08:52:12] Let's talk about a two-minute mode, Mike, at the end of the first half.

[08:52:16] It might not be in walk-off dash, but I'll tell you what, securing that gear, going

[08:52:21] into half-time, changes this entire game.

[08:52:25] Yeah.

[08:52:28] We got this.

[08:52:29] We got this.

[08:52:30] We got this.

[08:52:31] We got this.

[08:52:32] We got this.

[08:52:33] We got this.

[08:52:34] We got this.

[08:52:37] Seven seconds, all that remains.

[08:52:40] Still half.

[08:52:41] And the kick is away.

[08:52:43] From the sixth, here comes the return.

[08:52:46] And he is stuck.

[08:52:48] And 25th drive will begin there.

[08:52:51] Wow, they're meeling it.

[08:52:54] So

[08:53:07] So a lot of options wait what first in five wait what hold on there

[08:53:14] No way!

[08:53:16] No!

[08:53:18] What?

[08:53:20] No!

[08:53:22] What?

[08:53:24] There's no way!

[08:53:26] There's no way!

[08:53:28] Who is Max Clare?

[08:53:30] No way!

[08:53:32] No way!

[08:53:34] There's no way!

[08:53:36] Who is Max Clare?

[08:53:38] No way!

[08:53:40] No way!

[08:53:42] what was that how is that even possible dude first off nope

[08:54:11] I hope he puts in the air for half a freaking hour.

[08:54:17] What is happening here?

[08:54:20] Dude, bat the ball down.

[08:54:24] He gets mossed.

[08:54:26] He gets mossed.

[08:54:29] Then he's like, he puts him down.

[08:54:31] Look at him.

[08:54:32] Look, he puts his ass into the ground.

[08:54:34] He says, look at his legs, like a child.

[08:54:36] He, dude, he knocks him on the ground so hard that he rolls up the other guy before he hits

[08:54:46] him, which caused a chain reaction of when I switched to him and I go for the hit stick,

[08:54:52] he gets wrapped around everybody else.

[08:54:55] And this guy spins him off.

[08:55:02] why is there a brown?

[08:55:06] why is there a thing?

[08:55:08] it's got shit in itself

[08:55:22] I just got destroyed by a guy with shit in himself

[08:55:26] why?

[08:55:28] Why?

[08:55:30] How?

[08:55:32] It's insane.

[08:55:34] No way.

[08:55:40] How is that going to happen?

[08:55:48] Dude.

[08:55:50] Dude, what?

[08:56:01] That's gotta be the craziest one we've ever seen, right?

[08:56:07] The Brennan Crusade login sounds are still there.

[08:56:12] How?

[08:56:14] Dude, this is crazy.

[08:56:19] And then I go here to try and tackle him and I whiff.

[08:56:24] I don't even roll him up.

[08:56:26] Like, what is this?

[08:56:28] And this guy, he just bounces off.

[08:56:31] This is a full form, fricking, just right to his chest.

[08:56:36] And it does nothing.

[08:56:39] Like, what the hell is this?

[08:56:41] Insane and this guy's just gotta shit-stay on his pants the whole time.

[08:56:58] How?

[08:56:59] Six points.

[08:57:00] And this happened.

[08:57:01] And I fucked her on for the extra point.

[08:57:07] Dude, we just got terminated.

[08:57:15] I've never seen that.

[08:57:22] Alright Mike, thanks very much.

[08:57:24] The first couple of weeks of the regular season were wild to save the week.

[08:57:28] What about week three?

[08:57:30] Let's jump in.

[08:57:31] Our look around the NFL starts now.

[08:57:35] Bank Stadium in Jacksonville. The Jaguars at home to take on the New England Patriots.

[08:57:41] And it's the former number one overall pick, Trevor Lawrence. He connects here on a 36-yard

[08:57:49] touchdown. What the heck? The same thing. The Jaguars, the same thing. It took them a few weeks,

[08:57:54] but they win and improved to one and two. From there, why don't we go to Cleveland? Let's check

[08:58:00] check in on the Browns as they play host to the LA Rams.

[08:58:05] And here's what Rams wide out.

[08:58:08] Is that maxed average of bitch to guys?

[08:58:10] In the game coming right here.

[08:58:11] Oh no, that's Clemens.

[08:58:13] The Rams.

[08:58:14] Oh, oh my gosh, that's Clemens.

[08:58:16] That's the start as they get the victory.

[08:58:21] Lastly, we go to Indianapolis.

[08:58:23] It's the Colts taking on the Atlanta Falcons.

[08:58:26] And it's the lefty Michael Penex. He went for more than three minutes energy

[08:58:56] This is not an acceptable behavior dude, this is just an unfriking acceptable behavior man.

[08:59:26] What in the Sam Hill was that last play?

[08:59:29] I told y'all to be aggressive.

[08:59:31] I told y'all that don't mean jump off sides.

[08:59:35] They're about to take a knee.

[08:59:36] They were bending the knee to us.

[08:59:39] Hell, you know, I'm trying to get their ass on both knees.

[08:59:42] Okay?

[08:59:43] We're trying to beat that ass.

[08:59:45] And what you're doing, you know what you're doing?

[08:59:48] Jumping off sides, encroaching, okay?

[08:59:52] And then just getting reamed and nonstop

[08:59:54] with a big ol' ass blast by Max Clare.

[08:59:57] Who the hell is Max Clare?

[09:00:00] Nobody tackles, nobody wraps up.

[09:00:03] This man, maybe all of you are like, boy,

[09:00:06] it might be a little late-tastis,

[09:00:08] but were we supposed to tackle that guy?

[09:00:11] Yeah, you know what?

[09:00:12] You were, you were, and he shit all over you.

[09:00:15] I saw the video, I looked at,

[09:00:16] I looked at that damn Megatroner,

[09:00:19] whatever the hell it's called,

[09:00:20] and you know what I see?

[09:00:21] I see his ass running like this,

[09:00:23] like a dad gum gazelle.

[09:00:24] And then when I see right here, I see a stain of shit

[09:00:29] that he put all over your asses.

[09:00:31] He's shit all over, you shit his pants.

[09:00:34] Y'all lost to a man who shit his pants on the field today.

[09:00:36] I got lied about the fallout release diamond.

[09:00:39] Now I'm back here in this locker room.

[09:00:42] What the hell is going on?

[09:00:43] I am scared.

[09:00:44] What the hell is going on is a fantastic question

[09:00:46] because I ask myself every single damn day

[09:00:49] that I watch our defensive secondary go out there

[09:00:51] and attempt to play football in the National Football League.

[09:00:55] I give up.

[09:00:56] Coach, you're trying to get the other team on both knees.

[09:01:00] The other team, well, I guess we're just chopped liver.

[09:01:05] That's it.

[09:01:06] I'm joining the other team.

[09:01:10] And you can stare your ass over there.

[09:01:13] Do not come out of this locker room

[09:01:15] unless you're ready to play another damn 30 minutes

[09:01:17] of football, and it's gonna be a dog fight.

[09:01:20] I want men, I want warriors, I want Vikings to walk out of this damn locker room.

[09:01:27] Because what walked out of here in the first half, that ain't it.

[09:01:31] Josh Metellus, break him out and don't miss another damn tackle.

[09:01:35] What?

[09:01:36] What?

[09:01:37] What?

[09:01:38] What?

[09:01:39] What?

[09:01:40] What?

[09:01:41] What?

[09:01:42] What?

[09:01:43] What?

[09:01:44] What?

[09:01:45] What?

[09:01:46] What?

[09:01:47] What?

[09:01:48] What?

[09:01:49] I reached for him as pants were wet

[09:01:51] and I was so grossed out I let him go.

[09:01:54] Yeah, he shit.

[09:01:55] Do you think he really shit his pants?

[09:01:56] I absolutely.

[09:01:57] But God do.

[09:01:59] Yeah.

[09:02:00] Too tall.

[09:02:00] Yeah, sure.

[09:02:01] I love your pants.

[09:02:02] Eyes after that play with that same hand.

[09:02:05] Coach Hemp.

[09:02:06] Yeah, you're about to have the worst pink eye you'll laugh.

[09:02:09] OK.

[09:02:10] Break them out, Josh Metellus.

[09:02:15] What?

[09:02:17] What?

[09:02:19] Coach you're really gonna let the believers down light our teams

[09:02:28] Break them out Josh Mattelus

[09:02:32] Coach why are you holding the ref's hand in the pause video

[09:02:49] the half was over they were taken in me I was walking to the locker room

[09:02:58] dude the entire last 45 minutes this dream has been a complete disaster what

[09:03:04] is it happening

[09:03:09] oh it's insane

[09:03:14] this is insane

[09:03:19] Insane behavior.

[09:03:23] First half played out a bit as we expected, we'll see if there's a surprise coming up.

[09:03:35] Both teams set to go and the second half is under way and this will work out.

[09:03:40] Oh my gosh, that was amazing.

[09:03:42] That was amazing.

[09:03:44] That was so funny dude.

[09:03:46] I think we traded like a we traded for him

[09:03:57] We traded we did all kinds of trades

[09:04:01] This is a completely different team in three years from the original

[09:04:06] Okay, we're sending big blitz

[09:04:16] Oh, no, no, no!

[09:04:18] Again, not again!

[09:04:20] Please not again!

[09:04:22] Please!

[09:04:24] They'll look to pick this up!

[09:04:26] Third and a yarn!

[09:04:28] Third and one!

[09:04:30] Mahomes back!

[09:04:32] Two!

[09:04:34] That is incomplete!

[09:04:36] Great work to get!

[09:04:38] I'm going to go back!

[09:04:40] I'm going to go back!

[09:04:42] I

[09:04:51] Was funny

[09:05:04] Yeah, it's okay

[09:05:06] man. Dude, I'm fly. That was insane. I cannot believe it just happened. Oh my gosh.

[09:05:30] So far today he certainly lived up to that reputation.

[09:05:36] Off-layer, you're still not to throw.

[09:05:39] Push to his right.

[09:05:41] The short pass here is caught by his tight end.

[09:05:45] And that's the first down.

[09:05:47] And the big G is a 8.

[09:05:50] He faced us a nice job here initially using zone coverage

[09:05:54] to take away the middle of the field.

[09:05:56] That's the most valuable real estate input.

[09:05:59] I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm proud.

[09:06:02] Is it Tesla?

[09:06:09] I, I, I, I legit have a headache from my avatar.

[09:06:11] That was insane.

[09:06:29] Oh my God.

[09:06:33] And they bring him down inside the 25-yard line.

[09:06:39] That's how it goes.

[09:06:41] It is first down and set up.

[09:06:45] Oh my God.

[09:06:47] He'll move it ahead for about three yards.

[09:06:50] Nick Bolton, the line-bander.

[09:06:52] We're here for the stuff.

[09:06:54] From the 20s, here at second down and seventh.

[09:06:58] Dude, more than Harrison is way better, he's way higher rated than whatever his rating

[09:07:08] is, he's way better.

[09:07:10] This guy is open, he catches everything, he never likes this insane.

[09:07:15] the third quarter.

[09:07:18] The third of John even right

[09:07:20] here and both the two.

[09:07:25] What's coming.

[09:07:26] He's got him at it.

[09:07:28] Damn.

[09:07:29] And then for two.

[09:07:30] And we are all tied here in

[09:07:33] the third quarter.

[09:07:35] You just have to find the

[09:07:36] defensively.

[09:07:37] Yeah, it's not the top ball

[09:07:38] game, gentlemen.

[09:07:39] It's one thing to give up

[09:07:41] six.

[09:07:42] You allow a touchdown.

[09:07:43] But now it did deep and get a stop.

[09:07:46] Looked like there was some confusion and the offense

[09:07:48] is going to come away with eight.

[09:07:51] And he'll work this one past the 25 to right about the 28 yard line.

[09:07:58] Now after the play, it looks like we have an injury

[09:08:01] for one of the Chiefs.

[09:08:06] On first down, it's Mahomes.

[09:08:08] And another stop, and the handle's a drop.

[09:08:12] And no chance to turn and go.

[09:08:15] That one's big for just a couple.

[09:08:17] It's a good game, man.

[09:08:19] That little dirty yard.

[09:08:20] The home's now to Pro.

[09:08:22] On to the big guy.

[09:08:23] Nice.

[09:08:24] OK, we're actually doing a stop here.

[09:08:25] We're actually going to stop.

[09:08:26] Good setup.

[09:08:27] Very good.

[09:08:29] The receiver just finds himself in a really nice groove.

[09:08:32] And he sees weird times in the game, like where it just

[09:08:34] seems like every ball comes your way, every play they

[09:08:37] call your wide open.

[09:08:38] And you just find yourself in one of those grooves.

[09:08:41] Nice.

[09:08:41] We're actually going to stop, we're actually going to stop.

[09:09:11] really had his way with the secondary they have the powers okay my receivers

[09:09:26] these are the best receivers I've ever had

[09:09:30] I'm joking, yeah, I know, that was funny, that's what I'm saying.

[09:09:40] And we'll bring up the second down.

[09:09:44] Second down, second down.

[09:09:46] No turning in this one off.

[09:09:48] And we'll get them five yards closer.

[09:09:50] But then we'll go right down.

[09:09:52] And we got...

[09:09:57] Can I have blitzing?

[09:09:59] There he is.

[09:10:06] Marvin Harrison, eight catches, 127 yards.

[09:10:10] We'll return with more after this. This is the NFL on EA Sports. They'll come up here first and check.

[09:10:24] It's over here and he's going to keep this in check.

[09:10:28] He will drop the eight of a kind on the field. He'll drop him behind the line.

[09:10:33] Wait, what? That's crazy, President Albany.

[09:10:36] 37. Oh my gosh. What a throw.

[09:11:06] Now they can really take their time.

[09:11:08] There is an element of what is some of this calm down.

[09:11:11] You know you at least have a field goal trying

[09:11:13] if not a touchdown.

[09:11:15] The last piece of the puzzle is just

[09:11:17] don't give the ball back to your opponent

[09:11:19] with too much time to go down

[09:11:21] and answer your score.

[09:11:23] Oh my gosh, break that tackle man.

[09:11:26] The crowd making their presence out.

[09:11:32] This is third down.

[09:11:38] Rest, rest. Thank you, Rest. He called a flag.

[09:11:41] That might make this a first down.

[09:11:45] Thank you, Rest. They've been doing it all game.

[09:11:48] Thank you, Rest.

[09:11:55] Now they'll set up to throw.

[09:11:58] That's to the end zone, but it is in the win.

[09:12:02] from the one on seconds and go.

[09:12:11] Alright, that's long.

[09:12:13] He's in.

[09:12:14] He's in to slow.

[09:12:16] Touchdown, fighting.

[09:12:18] His first touchdown of the season.

[09:12:21] Dude, that handholding is crazy.

[09:12:26] Actually, the fact that you saw that I was...

[09:12:30] They were holding hands before I even came back to the desk.

[09:12:34] The last hit, yes, was so perfect.

[09:12:39] That was so funny.

[09:12:46] So the lead is seven now.

[09:12:48] Here in this fourth quarter, the tie has been broken.

[09:12:51] Let's see what happens on this kickoff.

[09:12:54] Here comes a return from the crew.

[09:12:57] He will get cut down to a shot of the 20 yards.

[09:13:02] So here comes the KC off that set to take over once more.

[09:13:06] OK, we got a big stop here, Chad.

[09:13:07] I can feel it.

[09:13:08] Start this one with first intent.

[09:13:13] Going from the gun.

[09:13:14] Here it comes.

[09:13:15] From the, from the, oh.

[09:13:16] Hit as he throws it.

[09:13:18] It's going to wind up in position.

[09:13:20] Pressure, got two of that time.

[09:13:22] And it'll set up second down.

[09:13:24] Second up, 10.

[09:13:27] I didn't tell him I've ran anything when I was doing Xen.

[09:13:37] Oh my gosh, did you work my ass?

[09:13:47] Oh, he'll be brought down just shy of Nicky.

[09:13:53] These are 17 more, and they are on a roll.

[09:13:57] Another first down.

[09:14:00] The home check to throw down.

[09:14:03] On the move, basketball 40.

[09:14:06] And he'll be hauled down at a half-per-hour.

[09:14:08] Worthy by the third person.

[09:14:10] Here's a city exchange.

[09:14:12] At first down.

[09:14:14] First down.

[09:14:16] I'm going to stop here.

[09:14:23] We can get a stop here, we can get a stop here, we can get a stop here, we can get

[09:14:32] Okay, we're gonna stop here we need to stop here fellas

[09:14:46] They're playing the game now, third down and one.

[09:14:51] They'll go with the sweep.

[09:14:53] Kind of like any city can but the push to stride in the middle.

[09:14:57] He didn't get there.

[09:14:59] Eighth fourth down.

[09:15:01] Dude, the curious thing didn't work.

[09:15:02] We gotta get him again.

[09:15:03] We'll get him again.

[09:15:04] Second half.

[09:15:06] Greg and I back.

[09:15:07] Don EA Sports after this.

[09:15:10] And here we go.

[09:15:11] Fourth and inches.

[09:15:13] What the hell?

[09:15:20] He's stuck.

[09:15:23] What?

[09:15:24] He designed it that way.

[09:15:35] No shot.

[09:15:36] Come on.

[09:15:37] Oh, and he does the gritty to freaking flex on JJ.

[09:16:03] the

[09:16:32] insane. We got to get down the field this quarter.

[09:16:44] Okay, let's go Colin Redmond. 20 for 26, four touch.

[09:16:49] Dude, Colin Redmond is the man.

[09:16:52] He's the masterful so far leading this offense,

[09:16:56] keeping the mistakes to a minimum on point in his passes.

[09:17:00] really one step ahead of the defense all game long.

[09:17:10] Throwing on first and ten is melted.

[09:17:13] And good yardage there after the catch

[09:17:15] though wind up with a game of seven on first down.

[09:17:20] This is a great example here of just not getting too complicated

[09:17:23] as an offensive court game.

[09:17:25] Who's one of your best players on the field

[09:17:27] and how do you get the ball in his hands?

[09:17:30] No, no, that's the game dude, oh you can have a feel for it, he's a weird one.

[09:17:59] The game is there for the take they control their own destiny but this brings up a really

[09:18:16] big third down here but remember they don't have to force it and push the ball past the

[09:18:21] sticks even if they come up short they still have fourth down in their back pocket to try

[09:18:26] to extend this drive and see if they can pull out the win here late.

[09:18:30] And now it's in for the free.

[09:18:35] This offense took the field in their mind like they wanted to end this game in regulation.

[09:18:41] You do not want to play for overtime.

[09:18:43] Now as this fourth down comes up, I think this coach has a decision to make.

[09:18:47] Do you remain aggressive and keep the offense on the field to try to end it here?

[09:18:51] Or do you make the safe play and punt the ball away and settle for overtime?

[09:19:04] Every broken tackle is like

[09:19:21] You're kidding me.

[09:19:31] Bro.

[09:19:32] Dude, that's, that's a classic shapes dude.

[09:19:48] Insane.

[09:20:18] What is this game, what is this game dude?

[09:20:42] Everyone has their opinions about what they're gonna do.

[09:20:44] Dude, I use her that too.

[09:20:46] I mean, my eyes are wide open.

[09:20:47] I don't even think there's a decision to be made.

[09:20:50] I'll keep my eyes open on the table.

[09:20:52] Or just this whole game.

[09:20:54] I'm glad I have a two-point play.

[09:20:57] Dial it down.

[09:20:58] Dude, this game has been amazing.

[09:20:59] I'm in this game now.

[09:21:01] Oh, dude, this would be one of the greatest

[09:21:03] football games of all time at this point.

[09:21:05] This might be the...

[09:21:06] So now the extra point to, in all likelihood,

[09:21:09] send us over to the...

[09:21:11] guys got ice. Oh my gosh.

[09:21:27] Yes. Brandon Aubrey, baby. Brandon Aubrey. Let's go.

[09:21:35] Let's go dude insane

[09:21:49] Insane game

[09:21:51] as they pick it up this will be returned from the sex.

[09:22:00] And it will be taken down on the return.

[09:22:02] Over time.

[09:22:05] Absolute cinema of this game, Chad.

[09:22:09] Absolute.

[09:22:21] So overtime coming up quick reminder the rules each team guaranteed one possession any defensive

[09:22:30] score ends the game each team gets a couple of timeouts all the replays come from upstairs

[09:22:37] if this first OT ends in a tie so does the game.

[09:22:44] received okay fellas listen up gentlemen listen up okay hi wait a fight wait a fight

[09:23:11] offense. Way to f**k. Okay we got overtime gentlemen. We got overtime and let me tell

[09:23:18] you our defense is a**. Okay that defense y'all suck dick. Okay offense great job.

[09:23:26] Great job offense. An incredible job. All right we have to go score. We will not

[09:23:34] stop them defensively. I've never seen worse tackling in the entirety of my

[09:23:38] Okay, we will not score or sorry, we will not stop them. We have to score. All right, JJ you get the game ball

[09:23:46] I don't even care if we lose at this point you get the game ball. That was amazing

[09:23:50] Unbelievable job unbelievable unbelievable job. Let's go win this damn ball game

[09:24:08] I

[09:24:12] Know I forget that example screen

[09:24:22] We get back underway here in overtop

[09:24:33] She's getting things in order as they try out for this next possession

[09:24:38] They'll see if they can put something together here beginning with first and check

[09:24:46] Then we do a refund Joe and Blake

[09:24:55] Wait, it's only four minutes for all the time. I bet it was a full quarter is an awful quarter

[09:25:08] one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one.

[09:25:29] Oh, no.

[09:25:32] Dude.

[09:26:03] Nice, a huge play for them one.

[09:26:07] They're punching, they're punching, they're punching.

[09:26:26] Okay.

[09:26:30] This is our chance, men. This is our chance.

[09:26:33] of unit as they get set to take over they'll start out first down and set.

[09:26:41] Throw the right foot in his car and here we work.

[09:26:44] Two downs and we're paying him six.

[09:26:48] Number 27, here's second down.

[09:26:55] That's a throw.

[09:26:58] And he's only taken down to 37.

[09:27:00] That was an insane throw.

[09:27:20] the second down.

[09:27:27] They'll look to throw here again working deep down for you.

[09:27:33] And that is incomplete.

[09:27:35] But now it's out of the way.

[09:27:37] Pumps in.

[09:27:38] Thank you.

[09:27:39] Oh my gosh.

[09:27:44] The break the hook coming up down for the first and second.

[09:27:50] Well, look to throw yet again.

[09:27:52] He's holding the field, taken him by Anderson.

[09:27:56] And this takes him into the red zone.

[09:27:58] He's brought down inside the 20 yards.

[09:28:06] Red zone now, he'll drop to throw.

[09:28:10] Isaac Teslas, touchdown!

[09:28:14] He's got a score!

[09:28:16] Isaac Teslas!

[09:28:18] I

[09:28:24] another

[09:28:28] six already in this one amazing

[09:28:33] Salute cinema

[09:28:38] visitors

[09:28:43] I'm a

[09:28:55] Wow

[09:29:01] This has been a presentation of the nfl on ea sports that was one of the crazy kids

[09:29:13] That was one of the craziest games of football ever.

[09:29:27] Honestly, yeah, we had a couple of insane games today.

[09:29:37] This guy popped off, too.

[09:29:52] Dude, Will Rygord scoring a rushing touchdown.

[09:29:56] Marvin Harrison with three touchdowns, Isaac Tesla, two.

[09:30:01] His max clear play was crazy.

[09:30:03] Justin Jefferson, six for 154.

[09:30:07] Crazy game. Actually insane game.

[09:30:30] It was an asterisk.

[09:30:32] and then Davidson

[09:30:36] There's an bum bum bum bum bum

[09:30:41] Only two sacks one sack for each team no intercept dude this game is cool

[09:30:51] Nobody was playing these ones

[09:31:02] There's a guy with no name on his jersey, wait, really?

[09:31:21] Unbelievable believers.

[09:31:27] Unbelievable for the believers, chat.

[09:31:30] Amazing.

[09:31:32] amazing. I need to go talk to the press after that win, dude. Thank y'all so much for joining

[09:31:50] me today. That was an incredible game. It was. I mean, I'm, wow. I mean, that was, that

[09:31:59] was an emotional win. That was a hard-fought win. And it took really the entire team. It

[09:32:06] did. That game took our entire team offensively. Defensively, that was some of the worst people

[09:32:13] I've ever seen.

[09:32:14] 90 fucking points. That is the amount of damage that your two teams collected defensive

[09:32:18] idiocy dealt to this once great game.

[09:32:20] Absolutely.

[09:32:21] John Madden and Bill Belichick are both turning in their graves after that.

[09:32:24] No, I don't dare you.

[09:32:26] Delta's not dead, but no, I absolutely agree. I absolutely agree. I think it's it was an agon

[09:32:32] travesty of a defensive showing. Um, that was absolutely horrible. Uh, it is it is insanity.

[09:32:40] It is, it is.

[09:32:43] Yo, yo, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Oh my. Hey, that's the only from my new world when we were

[09:32:50] You know

[09:32:59] Am I hearing are you coming here?

[09:33:02] Because listen, this is the only shit we got left

[09:33:05] Now thankfully i'm a wow player at heart and that's my shit, but i mean

[09:33:10] Listen, we don't this is it

[09:33:13] It's time to lock in baby. Hey, thank you for the rain. What am I hearing?

[09:33:46] We don't care about video games here. Okay. We're football coaches

[09:34:46] Okay, before I was rudely interrupted, okay, about some idiots in the in the damn crowd

[09:34:55] talking about video games, unbelievable showing, look that yeah, I was pretty much some of

[09:35:04] the worst Stevens football we've ever seen in history.

[09:35:07] That is absolutely true.

[09:35:09] Yeah.

[09:35:13] That is absolutely true.

[09:35:15] I mean, we've got to figure out something to do with his defense because I've never

[09:35:20] seen worse defensive football played, but that was something special from a rookie quarterback

[09:35:25] in Colin Redmond to be able to throw the ball like that.

[09:35:29] Now, it don't happen without the great offensive line, without unbelievable, unbelievable receivers.

[09:35:37] I mean, Justin Jefferson willed us to victory in that game.

[09:35:42] It is a single touchdown that he had.

[09:35:44] He absolutely wheeled us to victory.

[09:35:47] And that was, that was some of the phenomenal,

[09:35:49] and I don't know if we'll ever, ever see anything again

[09:35:51] like that.

[09:35:52] That was, that was just something else.

[09:35:57] Unbelievable.

[09:35:59] So from here on, you know, what we gotta do

[09:36:02] to build on this victory, I was, I'm telling y'all,

[09:36:04] we have what it takes to win the Super Bowl.

[09:36:06] I would fully expect us this Sunday to be able to,

[09:36:09] to make a run and win this.

[09:36:11] This is a very, very special team.

[09:36:13] You know, there were some obvious mistakes made.

[09:36:17] I mean, no tackling that Max Clark, Claire, whatever his name is, run before the half.

[09:36:24] The run from, you know, Aveston, Ashtonville or whatever.

[09:36:28] Oh, excuse me.

[09:36:29] I just realized, Frick.

[09:36:36] I'm going to be honest about that.

[09:37:04] There was a, he was checking my hands to see if I had any, you know, stick them on my hands

[09:37:18] because there were some allegations of me, you know, putting some extra sticky, you know,

[09:37:24] substance on the football, which is why we weren't fumbling anymore after the first

[09:37:29] fumble of the game and no interceptions, any of that.

[09:37:32] he had to check my hands for that reason. I mean it wasn't anything beyond that. That's all it was.

[09:37:40] But yeah, so other than that, I don't really got much else to say. I think I'll better get ready

[09:37:47] because the Minnesota Vikings are coming and we are going to come hard and we're going to come

[09:37:54] for that damn Super Bowl is what we're going to do. So thank you all so much for joining me.

[09:37:59] last question coach i just want to give a shot out to the non-believers for letting me post this tts

[09:38:12] absolutely uh that's what your story is sticky substance is that all i mean to you that's it i

[09:38:24] I don't know who this is.

[09:38:25] That past interference call that won't do the game?

[09:38:27] No further questions.

[09:38:28] You can forget about those happening ever again.

[09:38:30] No further questions.

[09:38:31] Thank you.

[09:38:54] What a game. That was amazing.

[09:39:04] Dude, and Colin Redmond just every week is going up with,

[09:39:12] like he has temporary plus eight all stats,

[09:39:17] morale is plus two stats, you see that?

[09:39:19] That's crazy.

[09:39:33] Yeah, it's a weird feedback from the mic. Sorry.

[09:39:49] What a game.

[09:40:16] the sliders are fine. Okay, they're not changed. Thank you.

[09:40:35] Receiver breakout for who? Isaac Tesla has been looking really impressive. I think he's

[09:40:44] going to be heavily involved. How about you? Seven caches in 90 yards of seeing

[09:40:49] go to new rule.

[09:41:06] See, we can get him some shop plays and then make a bunch of catch. If the ones

[09:41:09] he has going big yardage, get Isaac Tesla, four receptions and 100 or

[09:41:14] Serious increases DevTrain oh man

[09:41:44] Each position on your roster has a grade from A. Browse available players to improve you.

[09:41:58] Team schemes.

[09:42:03] This is the most air raid offense we've ever had. Wait, a spread?

[09:43:14] What team runs an air raid?

[09:43:26] Does anybody run an air raid in NFL right now?

[09:43:35] Did you run Gmail? Yeah, man.

[09:43:39] the

[09:43:43] It is insane as you got a dog. We are owning

[09:44:09] man look at this we took over the top the top leading the league in passing

[09:44:25] yards over Patrick Holmes that game

[09:44:32] 15 touchdown to one interception in three games

[09:44:39] Joe Milton through a pass.

[09:45:06] been sacked five times.

[09:45:23] Our running back is when I ran the ball 14 times.

[09:45:25] 15 catches for Justin Jefferson, 13 for Kenyan Sadiq, 17 for Marvin Harrison, 12 for Jordan

[09:45:45] I think Tesla 14.

[09:46:04] What happened to Rivers? Rivers fricking sucked.

[09:46:15] The

[09:46:17] philber is fricking getting owned.

[09:46:25] The Tennessee Titans retirement home.

[09:46:45] Let's see this do that last game. I'm telling that last that last game that we just had was

[09:47:00] probably one of the best games we ever had. That was in I got a headache from laughing

[09:47:04] so hard. That was unreal. Okay, let's just see what happens, hypothetically. If we send

[09:47:22] the playoffs from here, I'm not going to. But I think Sunday we're going to try and

[09:47:26] do a playoff run before the actual Superbowl.

[09:47:35] Like if you missed that last game, you 100% need to watch that

[09:47:39] mod.

[09:47:40] Oh, it was a lot of you.

[09:47:42] You have to watch that before then, like after I end the

[09:47:45] stream, you got to go back to YouTube and watch that

[09:47:46] mod.

[09:47:47] It was insane.

[09:47:48] Okay.

[09:48:16] put our rookie quarterback at 4870 yards,

[09:48:23] 41 touchdowns, 13 touchdowns.

[09:48:29] Pemberton ended up with 843 yards, nine touchdowns.

[09:48:43] Isaac Tesla never got another catch, it's so dumb.

[09:48:46] I think Tesla never got the ball again.

[09:48:53] Why did I think Tesla never gonna.

[09:49:02] I don't watch what's used for you and get so much better.

[09:49:08] Thanks, dude.

[09:49:09] Dude, as we do it our way, dude, we said that do nobody nobody would do these two

[09:49:13] streams like this before before I did this.

[09:49:15] during like five, six years ago.

[09:49:18] It was man 20, I think it was when we were sure doing it.

[09:49:20] Nobody would do streams like this.

[09:49:33] We set the meta, dude.

[09:49:37] It was actually kind of crazy.

[09:49:40] Everybody just used to be,

[09:49:41] mostly people stole the oath with him.

[09:49:43] Not everybody, but most people.

[09:49:45] Um, okay, chat.

[09:49:50] I have a lot to figure out.

[09:49:51] I don't even know if I'm streaming tomorrow.

[09:49:53] I have to find out when I'm going to San Francisco.

[09:49:56] I think I'm going to go for one day.

[09:49:58] Yeah.

[09:49:58] I think I'll be in San Francisco for like one day.

[09:50:02] And then I'm going to come back for burning crusade launch.

[09:50:04] I think, I think I need to come back for the

[09:50:05] first day of launch for the old routine.

[09:50:07] Yeah, dude, old routine is just like, I get it.

[09:50:10] Like it's, it's fun for a lot of people, but like for me.

[09:50:15] I personally just prefer franchise mode, because I think there's a lot more to it.

[09:50:30] No, maybe next year I'll do it on PC.

[09:50:37] Yeah, I'm going to figure this out.

[09:50:38] I'm going to be home for TBC launch, I think, and I think me and Shroud are going to

[09:50:43] to make a leveling group together is what we're looking at.

[09:50:52] I think the Winter Olympics are highly unlikely.

[09:50:56] I think what's probably gonna happen

[09:50:57] is I'm gonna go to San Francisco.

[09:50:59] We're gonna be in San Francisco for one day.

[09:51:01] Maybe I'll do like phone streams.

[09:51:02] They said I can't even do my full setup,

[09:51:04] so maybe I'll do phone streams.

[09:51:06] And then whenever I'm there, we do a,

[09:51:11] I don't know what the plan is tomorrow, actually.

[09:51:13] But, guys, thank you so much for watching today, I'm absolutely blessed.

[09:51:19] If I do stream tomorrow, I think probably not, but if I do stream tomorrow, I will probably

[09:51:26] be doing some Brain Crusade WoW stuff and getting ready for launch before I leave.

[09:51:39] So, YouTube, Instagram, Discord, Reddit, Twitch, Twitter, everything that's on TV, guys, thank

[09:51:48] you so much for watching.

[09:51:49] Sunday will be the next Coach S-Fan stream before the Super Bowl.

[09:51:54] Sunday will be the next Coach S-Fan before the Super Bowl.

[09:51:59] We will do a playoff run with the Vikings, is the plan.

[09:52:02] Hopefully, we can do a playoff run with the Vikings before the Super Bowl and then

[09:52:06] during the Super Bowl we'll do a watch party like we normally do.

[09:52:08] Maybe I'll invite people over and make it a big thing, so yeah.

[09:52:38] Okay, anyways guys, thank you guys for being so supportive.

[09:52:56] I'm so glad you guys love the stream today.

[09:52:57] I'm so glad you guys have been loving the wild streams.

[09:52:59] The Madden, Cochess, everything has been so good.

[09:53:04] Dude, I'm telling you ever since TwitchCon, I just feel like we've been on a frickin,

[09:53:08] I feel like we've been on a tear it's been it's been amazing. So it's been it's been so good just absolute bangers

[09:53:15] So thank you guys so much for watching

[09:53:17] Yeah, thank you one writer. Thank you guys

[09:53:21] There's a small chance that I stream on but I think it's unlikely because of I

[09:53:28] Think it's unlikely because I'll probably have to prepare and and figure out what I have to do

[09:53:32] Maybe I practice in for it

[09:53:34] I don't know, I have no idea.

[09:53:35] I'm gonna ask you to come in and get you.

[09:53:36] Yeah, of course, of course.

[09:53:39] So, all right, Burning Crusade launch.

[09:53:42] I will find a way to stream it.

[09:53:44] I will be here.

[09:53:46] I will find a way to make it happen.

[09:53:49] One round of league.

[09:53:53] Time's up.

[09:53:54] I