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Hey, Ed Spand, hello, everyone, hello, friends and family, early access beta.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is Friday, August 15th, 2024, and it's a great day for Azeroth,
Good afternoon, EU, can we get hearts of the chapter in EU friendly stream?
Think of the primes, night train, sky mason, thank you guys.
Is it Vod from Friday?
Yes it is, Repetitor.
And also somebody asked that on Friday when this was recorded and their name was also
Repetitor.
I am here chat do not worry
should be slayed version for E
Oh, my gosh, did you guys see that, that was crazy.
Good morning, everybody.
You friendly or still up?
We are...
Are you drunk?
I'm hammered, brother.
All right, I'm probably going to rut ball.
This is C Dance 2, this is C Dance 3.
Guys.
I was about to go to bed through the earlier stream on.
I'm here.
Yeah, it's, hey, you're about to be in,
be, be, hey, listen, strap in, get locked up,
strap in tight.
Ladies and gentlemen,
this stream is about to be 100 hours long.
divided by six probably early stream yes yes yes yes yes yes good morning
everyone good afternoon to you good morning America good evening Asia good
night Australia or something I don't know I don't know time zones dude you
No be sick is of a, I had a dark portal there.
A San tesana squash banana, me be no no, me a kana.
Yeah.
Squash bananas, yeah all the time.
May you stream for 100 hours.
Guys, good morning everybody.
Yeah, we did a Christmas party yesterday, I was sick.
wherever in Bonestream.
I came home a little bit early and I went to bed
because I have to be live
because we're gonna watch some Formula E today.
And then I woke up and I couldn't go back to sleep.
So, here's what we're doing.
Here's the game plan today.
We're gonna start with a little bit of wow
and we're gonna be doing some Coach S-Fand.
Yeah, we're gonna be doing Coach S-Fand.
They say Christian Party, I meant Halloween.
Yeah, New Year's party.
No.
It's a joke and I have some new years of Valentine's Day.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So formula E we're going to watch formula E and I was like, look, we're going to do some
wild stuff first.
I might as well go live now.
And then we're going to do some Coach Eskban today because I was immediately time down
on the stream.
Fantastic.
Okay.
Jason Oman says probably because you said something stupid.
Be honest.
What's up, Schmiddy? What's up, everybody? What's up, Carl? What's up, Lazy? What's up, Renegade? What's up, everybody?
What's up, Mr. Schmit? Haven't slept yet since yesterday? Oh.
I was just squeezing it. Just squeezing every ounce of that. Wow, that I can.
We got a group together. We're going to kick it off with a little bit of black-more-ass.
We're going to kick it off with a little bit of black rice. Wait, the updated Kingdom Come deliverance, really?
Really?
I uh, I messaged Luke, Hans K-Bahn from Kingdom Come, uh, I messaged Luke Dale and I was like,
hey have you ever thought about playing Burning Crusade?
He's like, actually like, kind of, he's like, dude you should come play.
But he's like, I have so much going on.
But I think it would be fun to have Luke come play with us.
I like Luke a lot dude.
I think Luke is super great.
I have a very, very good opinion of Luke.
Luke's I think he's a good guy and and also like
Even like streaming with him like immediately. We like clicked it was like it was so sick. Yeah. Yeah, dude
I wish Luke lived dude if Luke lived here, it'd be so great, but he's uh, he's a
He's a prog man now
The boys early. Yeah, what's up, Sigmar?
No, I like I like him as a friend. Okay, relax. Okay, um
Um, so, uh, oh, okay.
We're going to do some react stuff.
We're going to start with a little bit of just chatting reaction.
Very, very short.
Cause like, cause there's groups waiting on me for black mass, maybe like 10,
15 minutes.
I really just want to show you guys a couple of things.
So, uh, you know how yesterday, or remember how like I was at the super
bowl and I was like, I'm going to walk around aimlessly in the background.
And I need somebody to, to hopefully find me on TV.
Somebody actually found me.
And they said I'm watching an interview of my quarterback. I see you in the background
It actually happened
Look
Well, I want you guys to watch this
NFL on NBC
So this is at radio row at the Super Bowl, okay
You were gonna have Malik neighbors all year, right and you didn't do that
Talk to me a little bit about the challenges of that as you
You're behind Ross you get the opportunity and oh by the way
But look
They're interviewing Jackson Darn
Any thoughts
Where am I?
You said like 5?
He's like after 5 minutes.
Look at this, look at this, look at this.
There's not a better place to be like if that's a standard you hold for yourself, you know you want to be
Here I am in the background of this interview with a quarterback of the New York Giants I
I
Swear I swear to you. I think this is like almost right at the exact moment where I told shadows like guys
You okay, I'm gonna start like
actual perfect timing what the hell what are you doing gentlemen what are you
guys doing guys
what are we doing here we're in a we're in a what are we doing
What is happening? Why you guys got yourselves killed?
God
Anyway, let's continue
I'm starting New York, but also so is your mom. How's your mom dealing with?
I'm not a better place to be like if that's a standard that you hold for yourself, you know, you want to be
So I've loved my time and excited for
You become a star in New York
Mom how's your mom dealing with your mom has become now you know what's the funniest part about this
I didn't know what channel this was on. I didn't know who was being interviewed because I didn't see because I'm seeing it from the back, right?
So like, this is actually like, it's so funny.
Amazing.
Like her own ride.
Should I've always viewed her as a star?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, she's amazing.
She's been just so supportive, you know, from a parent standpoint, like, I've been,
you know, I see, I've been busting the best and they've been, you know, by my side
at every year.
I really wish I could have stayed at this remote a little bit longer this year,
but I wasn't going to do it at the cost of running the shade.
It's great to have them.
It's no one that they got my back no matter what.
No.
to that you know make outfits on my mom I actually didn't have any melatonin
raging go she's amazing to the fantasy show and I still want back when we had
this year was the oh yeah I'm here I'm here you can't stand it we really knew
that can't I just said this to cam soon as you started getting the ball more you
became a fantasy star as soon as you became the starting quarterback how
quickly did you two match obviously different college so obviously there is
nothing on okay this area I'm walking there's nothing there I'm just walking
I hope to get on the TV.
It was immediate between us.
Like OTA's level?
I'm talking about like when he got drafted,
we got on the FaceTime call 30 minutes after
and immediately we just clicked.
I love his energy, his passion for the game.
He's just a savage out there on the field.
I should send this to Cam and Leo.
I'm just trying to certain demeanor,
mentality that everybody just wants to be a part of
and makes everybody round and better.
So I can't wait for him.
way for him he's gonna be healthy here soon and you know I can he's gonna be
guy that we can count on for a long time. So you're here with us thanks to
Pepsi Zero Sugar and you're a finalist for NFL Rookie of the Year congratulations
by the way and good luck. So talk to me about your partnership with Pepsi Zero
Sugar. Yeah I mean first of all the jazz. Can I get one of those? You want to do it Jersey?
No but it's it's great. I think it's just as a kid like you watch these
these things and Pepsi's just been,
Pepsi Zero Sugar has been around for so long, right?
And it's just something that you've been
wanting to be a part of and it was just
organic from the start.
So excited for this and excited for the partnership.
Well, Jackson, last thing for you.
So our show, Fantasy Football Happy Hour,
I'm sure you're a big fan.
But Fantasy Football Happy Hour,
so have you ever played Fantasy Football?
Oh wait, is this whenever I walked here
and then I think I walked back, or was that earlier?
Somebody who was on your team?
Geez, it's crazy because now I'm out there
on the field and you know,
I'm looking at guys.
He did.
Blah, blah, blah.
Nobody cares.
Where's S-Fant?
I'm just kidding.
Anyway, we got the point.
Wait, I should tweet this.
So strong or whatnot, but I didn't get it.
Yeah.
The channel points.
CTS has to get approved by mods because of some.
CTS monster changed how it works and that, like, I was training settings and apparently
Like if you never change anything, it's fine, but then if you do change something
Like you have to use the new new settings
Like there's not a better place to be like if that's a standard that you hold for yourself
You know you want to be surrounded by that involved
You and dart little do they know behind them is scarab lord crank 14 well creator 40 earn in for seconds Heisman trophy
Human they should be interviewed
Dude, this is so funny.
I'm going to do this.
I'm going to do this.
Oh, also, I made a classic wow community.
Oh my gosh, I'm in so many communities.
I'm in a wow classic community on Twitter
because I realized there wasn't one.
So like to kind of like push those kinds of,
I'm gonna start using communities on Twitter a lot more.
I'm gonna use communities on Twitter a whole lot more.
This is not gonna go there, it's gonna go on ESF.
I'm gonna change ESF to S-Fans or something.
Anyway,
I just changed to say streamer S-Fan television.
I should photoshop this S-Fan television.
What hours are these?
I know, I know, I know.
I know, I know.
Well, I have a sponsor to watch Formula E this morning.
What time is, when time is last season?
The arena season starts February.
Yeah, February.
Wait, this is February.
February 17, two days?
Season one in two days, baby!
Season one in two fricking days.
Hell yeah, dude, I can't wait.
Should I have Photoshopped this
To say, to say, what do you guys think?
Is it funny about Photoshop or just leave it as is?
Is it a perfect as a new player?
I've been playing, yeah.
The group is waiting, actually, they've been awake, so I'm going to hurry right actually.
Guys, look, I'm a Photoshop master.
This is my job.
I see this for work.
Look how good I am at Photoshop.
Look how good I am at pushing on it.
Okay, let's do that.
Text.
Wait, text?
Wait, text?
Twitch streamer.
Uh, what font?
Okay, why is a fonts weird?
Let's go Verdana, bold, new Pitbull.
I don't know something about this font makes it look like not professional.
I don't make it less bold.
It's like too bold, you know I'm saying
Turn off bold. Oh, okay. Thanks
please. Wait, I have no fonts. Wait, what? I have no fonts, chat.
No, no.
And look, you know how you make it look more professional?
You see how this is white?
You don't do actual white.
You do slightly not white.
You see that?
Like a gray.
Bam.
Now also, like we're gonna make it look a little bit more
like a screenshot.
Okay, watch this.
Okay, you want to learn something?
You go here.
We're going to do something called a rasterize.
Okay, we're going to rasterize this.
Actually, hold on for a second.
I want to take a look at it bold.
Actually, it kind of does look good bold.
Let's do bold.
Okay, watch this.
Rasterize, boom.
Click.
Control-Shift-I, oh no, no, no, look, image, look, selection, modify, shrink, no, contract
them in.
Contract by one pixel, bloop, alright, now what I do, now I do Control-Shift-I and then I
go filter, blur, Gaussian blur, Gaussian blur for like 0.5. Let's go 0.3 pixels. Okay, boom.
Look how good that looks now. You see how good that looks? That looks like it's actually like
a, it actually looks like it's a part of the screenshot, doesn't it? You see how good that
That looks, compare this, ready?
To this.
You see that?
You see that?
That doesn't look legit.
That looks like it's like Photoshop.
Now, boom.
You see that?
You see that?
Jack, that's what you do.
You come to this channel and get education.
Wait, is live streamer better or Red Bull Athlete?
Red Bull Athlete, I should put it here, but...
But huge thanks to at NFL on CBS, oh, I'm NBC, dude, I just tagged the wrong one.
Good morning, Edba.
We're having me on.
He's like the only girl in the world that will think this is funny are the people that
are watching right now and not even everybody here is like everyone's like this is the
stupidest thing in the world.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Coach Asman returns today to take the Vikings to the Promised Land.
I'm sure PepsiCo are happy you are first in Red Bull into their TV segment.
What is that Pepsi segment, is that what it was?
That's super funny.
It's so funny because nobody can see this and know that it's NBC.
Thanks for having me on, men and gentlemen.
Would love to do it again sometime.
Okay
Did anybody else why did nobody else wait 527 what the heck nine days ago
But also so is your mom how's your mom dealing with it was talking about your mom. Oh, they didn't say about me
I'm not sick like I'm sick, but like I'm not I'm not ill
Wait, did I not tweet that
Dude, I think the picture is so sick, it's Photoshop is so sick.
Anyway, okay, I'm ready now, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Have you slept yet?
I did, but only for like three hours.
I woke up on my own after three hours.
It's probably because I drank red bull right before I went to bed.
That's the thing.
If you have like a lot of caffeine before you sleep, like it energizes your sleep
You can rush through your sleep really fast.
It's so sick, man.
Like you sleep super hard, you know?
All right.
What are we doing?
DPS.
Guys, we need to hurry.
Oh, man, I'm sorry, they gave me the minutes, so sorry.
Twist termo or you can watch on kick or you can watch on YouTube or you can watch on the bottom
That's fancy number one rep paladin. Yeah, that is true
You're new to be sure yeah, but this I have this music it has it has like
What I do is I started playing
Like this I
Thought this was a good idea
I play like wow music soundtracks in the background and I just play these YouTube videos, but I can't even hear them
Yeah, or if you're on if you're in Europe a lot of a lot of so in Europe a lot of countries don't get ads
Because like it's like certain ads or like served in a different country
Dude, I could talk about like industry live-sharing stuff forever. You know what I actually wanted to do
So I wanted to start a podcast with Devin Ash.
I think if me and Devin started a podcast together,
it would actually bang.
Like an industry, like more like kind of like a mix
of like content and business side of things.
I think if me and Devin Ash started a podcast,
it would actually bang.
Cause like Devin has like, I saw sometimes Devin has more
of like a, he has more of a tumor outlook on things
He's been around so long and then I have more like I have more positive outlook on things
But like we think about things like
I
Feel like I feel like the way Devon and I like approach things is very similar, you know
One of your tips more I think tips does not what I've anything to do with content creation anymore
Maybe one day me and tips will write a book
Other than that I don't think I don't think
You're like I do know what I'm anything do is dreaming work
You did a randomly go live one time and play a was going splody or something. I don't remember
It's weezer whammy stick no, no, I'm talking about on YouTube place obviously
Colonel Beacon, okay, sick.
Oh, should be fine, right?
Cute Thunder.
I need a new mount, dude.
I'm tired of this phase hunter.
I don't want the phase hunter, I don't want the Nether Drake, but I can't afford the
gold.
All my gold right now has to go towards performance.
I'm a high performance individual, you know what I'm saying?
I'm like a frickin Lamborghini Ferrari mix slash
like Lamborghini slash Ferrari slash.
Escalade.
That's what I am.
The black, I think the black A.V. Wolf is good.
I didn't want to get the black A.V. Wolf or I want to get the black Warhawk.
I think I think getting the black chocobo would be cool, too
But here are my goals, let's let's go over what my goals are to get ready for it for the beginning of the arena season
For the wild frogs. Yeah, I'm gonna just bubble
Right now, I'm at the point where I have most everything that I want.
I have most everything that I want for PvP.
I'm working on some PvE things, but I have most everything that I want for PvP.
Do you guys have your hourglass again?
Hourglass is good for me, but I don't really want
Frick I forgot my water. I feel water. I'm a horse's ass
Hey, I was sick, I'm gonna pass on hourglass if it drops. I'll pass on hourglass for you guys. I
I need it to but I have no problem passing our glass because
Our first run really
I'm gonna I'm gonna take DST first
So now if it doesn't drop this drop, but in whatever run I do for rules
I'll have first DST, but if we're doing guild runs, I'm gonna pass our glass for guild runs.
At least for now.
There's some of this early runs.
And then maybe I'll try and get one late if I have a chance to get one.
For daylight saving time.
Yeah, I'm going to get the first daylight saving time.
We'll come to the ThunderDome, baby.
Coach?
Yeah, we're going to do some coach today.
Yeah, coach, that's fan later today.
Me too, DST rep, Braio.
Yeah.
Even though you're the main character that's crazy. No, no, no dude
Here's the thing that is actually crazy people get upset about streamers getting whatever but if a non-streamer gets something everybody's like oh good for them
So like I remember in in vanilla. There was a hunter. They got thunder fury and
It was like the top post on class was subreddit. I was like, oh good
He was on a streamer
He was like oh good for this guy and then people in the comments are like yeah
What this guy did was he ran his own groups and he hard reserved every single item for himself first
But he would just run the groups every week
You know who else does that?
Streamers but just because he wasn't a streamer people were like oh smart guy double you. Oh good for him
It's like what guys hello
Wait, hey, uh willow I'm gonna mmm. You already do kings on everyone. I'm gonna override your kings and be annoying
Isn't it crazy, but it's it's it comes down to jealousy. That's what it is
People are jealous that streamers are streamers. It's the only thing like the same people that do this if they're happy for the other guy
It's because they're jealous of the people and it's like yeah like
Streaming
There's like a lot of like
There's a hard conversation I have because there's so much nuance to it, but like
Like, you're very fortunate, like, to be able to do some of the things you can do as a streamer.
100%.
But it's not as simple as, like, go live and play video games all day, right?
But it's, like, kind of hard to have that conversation with people that aren't willing
to have that conversation.
And that conversation also doesn't really, like, it doesn't mean anything.
So it's like, what's the point, right?
I think it's funny the hunter got done a jury.
Yeah, it's, yeah, it is empty, but.
Now I will say this too, there absolutely are times
where streamers do things that are bad for the game,
but it's the streamers that are doing things
that are bad for the games,
or content creators that are doing things
that are bad for the game or the community,
often times don't really get looked at in that way.
Which is kind of insane to me.
I think times when other content creators do things
that are bad for the community are like,
when they do that sensationalist type of stuff,
sensationalist content to make people think of certain
thing about the game that ends up giving people,
they're using FOMO or they're utilizing things
that is going to get them clicks.
But the reason they're doing it
is because it makes them money.
And it's really not good, you know
So I know something big and thunder over in Pongal. Yep, that's right. That's right. I did yeah
And those are one of the things that's really nice about mainstreamer is you have a lot of people that want to
I want to support the support the content. They want to see the big dips
They want to see me with that the deep thunder not cute but deep
But like it is funny because some people get more upset about like getting golden game
Then they do somebody donate right but the thing is it's the same thing some people are like look I am
I want to support the content. I really like watching. I like seeing you do cool things
I like the community about whatever it is, right?
Can't afford to subscribe can't afford to donate but I do have gold in game that I can help you with
And that's that's the way that a lot of people
Kind of approach it
We give money or we give gold
Which is more valuable than money
So I mean at the end of the day, it's all the same especially nowadays. I'm a fucking people buying and selling gold
The people buying something gold it is the same thing, isn't it?
But yeah, at the end of the day
At the end of the day, it's like
It is what it is and like
It's not like you got a bunch of I mean some streamers are
Every streamer is different really different people are in different situations. You got yeah, just like life
If you got good people, you got bad people.
You got people that are responsible.
You have people that are responsible.
Take notes.
Cancel tier three, give us an angle.
It's a plate of bravado.
No, it's actually a plate nadir.
And I'm not done with it.
A lot of times people ask me for my settings
and stuff like that.
And I don't share them
because I have like this weird,
I have this weird sort of like,
Best is the standard that's the best look best is the standard
That's the best way that I can describe it and there has to be a degree of excellence in everything that I do
All right
So like if it's not if it's not done
You know I'm saying if it's not finished then I don't want to share it
I want to and I share something that I think is not good. You know what I mean?
That cake evening. It's I got to make sure everybody said
Now you get party frames like that.
This is raid style party frames.
It doesn't turn colors.
Yeah, every time I click something, it turns red,
but maybe that's still something I'm working on.
Like bars, health, textures, colors.
Like if it's tapped, it's gray.
If it's my target, it's red.
And class colors, reaction.
maybe maybe I should set target maybe I should maybe I should go reaction or
reactions are always the bottom
Oh, I see what it says.
So this way, like, okay, if it's my target, it's red.
It's also, if it's highlighted like that, it's also my target.
That
Hmm
Let me imagine me like that
What do you guys think?
Is this a rug?
Nah, it's just normal.
They're forming an hourglass and rep.
Yeah, this is one that I still need, uh, this is one that I still need rep for.
So, keepers of time, keepers of time, keepers of time.
How's life?
It's great, Tony.
It really is.
This game is the worst for Redagram Colorblind.
Dude, I actually am Colorblind and I will miss things all the time.
things all the time. It's really bad. And there is a colorblind accessibility mode that
they add in. Like you'll notice, you see one of our lean ins, sometimes I lean in super
hard. It's because I'm trying to focus really hard on being able to see details, like not
details add on, but details on the screen. It's very difficult for me. Like if I'm
in Stranglethorne, Stranglethorne is a great example. Stranglethorne Veil is like,
super hard for me to see but even like here black morass is like this is like the worst he gets
because everything is green
yeah so i had i had a reshade installed for a while to help with my color blindness
i might i might install it again but it like corrupted my game yeah i might i might run reshade
it again. Reject mistake. I love this song so much man. One of my friends is his song
Cloud gen doc cloud and it's cloud, but like he has to Spotify profiles. He has cloud and then gen doc cloud is like his old stuff
So again
And friends by the way, not sure you know, okay jacket all the jackass you need up for it
of
the
or should be my father or something like that,
but I'm on there just gonna know when I ask
cause I spent 60 plus years explaining it.
Basically, the colors just are more dull slightly
and they kind of like run together a little bit.
Like I have trouble with like
any sort of like moving details across,
like I have trouble with that in general,
but yeah, they kind of just like run together.
Like I remember I first noticed
was colorblind and in school we had a teacher on the whiteboard she was writing
like she had an easel it was an easel with paper and she would write things in red
and I was like I can't read this and I had glasses on and she was like
He blasts off, like of course he made it.
Like, did you know I couldn't, she couldn't understand.
Well, I didn't know either, to be fair.
Alright.
I think I think this this blur is the best option
Oh
Seven that's the that's the hour-last boss right or the last boss I can't remember
Red text on slightly blue background is on his right. Yeah
Oh latch us to yeah
Okay, so here's my question.
Was there not a disenchant button in Burning Crusade?
I swear they added a disenchant button.
Why is it not in right now?
That was a party.
It was good.
It was fun.
Yeah, bonding did a great job.
It wasn't it was a brand was this thing there's one
Was it rough
Do you guys think there should be a disenchant button?
What's the formula one thing?
It's in two hours.
Right?
I think adding the disenchant button...
Oh, it's only there for enchanters.
Okay.
Oh, that's good.
So it is there.
Why do people not use their chrono beacons until the end?
I guess I'll do, I guess I'll do 15 then.
And I should totally not for this.
I'm being lazy.
I'm trying to do this for the people.
You feel me?
Is that good in the background?
It's like.
So I just make it white white or should I make it kind of gray it's early morning, but I didn't sleep very much
Yeah, we have we have sponsored and then and then the VR thing should be should be good for tonight
Which one should I use my beak on
Yeah, dude, I've been saying I'm gonna do the VR thing for like three days in a row
But okay, so I already put the VR thing on the green screen. So we're gonna have the VR thing during co-just man
I'm playing wild so long as the salary to me. Yeah, man. Yeah, burning crusade just came out again and
I mean every iteration of classical out that comes out
They kind of change some little things even under the hood like stuff that the stuff that people know about so that people don't know about
And it's just a good-ass time man. It really is
For me this is that this is the most fun version of wow
And like it's funny because people talk about like classic plus and classic plus versus
Whatever and I'm like man. I'm more excited for burning crusade than classic plus because I know burning crusade is good
Oh, it sounds so good, chat.
Yeah, bloodlust is right wide.
Um, I'll do mine, uh, chrono beacon.
The thing is is I do worry about like classic plus and I do I'm like in the mood to go full
2018 2021 type of S-Fan content again.
I mean I've already kind of started doing it where I've done a lot more wild videos
and be like talking about stuff because there's not really a whole lot of people talking
about like design stuff and like that type of stuff that we used to do there's
not a whole lot of people doing it. Oh yeah I talked to Dracoba a few months ago.
Yeah. And Dracoba is not really a Burning Crusade guy but I do Mr.
cover
Time stop the time wizard I have no mana I'm just I'm just freaking auto attacking man
Oh
Huge healing trinket big time and game and uh, I am great those plate shoulders some big strength shoulders
We'll sweep across this world like a locust swarm
I don't need that grads willow doesn't even need this slash rolls
Wait slash slash rolls slash loot
I'll take uh wait Mike do you want it Mike do you want those?
If you want all you I can pass
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's guys
You can't be 20 that's me because your blood off true actually so smokey the bear
So good if you're not rage deal. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go for range deal
cause I do have the blacksmithing for it, you know?
Yeah, so, so I do kind of have a checklist
of things that I need to get.
For Tuesday for the arena season, this is for me,
not everybody needs to do this, but I'm a try hard.
Okay, that's what I am.
I need to have, I need more eye of the storm badges.
And actually, I probably need to do a lot of eye
of the storm because I'm gonna turn in
some marks for honor.
I have 95 war songs, but I have 15 Eye of the Storms,
and I probably need like 40 of them.
Going back to morning streams, I mean,
I'm just live whenever at this point.
I do think it's really nice to have like a program,
like I'm live at this time every single day.
I think it's better.
I can't believe I just don't need to have
one more.
Well, I need to do two more runs until I'm honored.
And I'm revered and it might be a good idea for me to get revered here
But I'm trying to think about the time that I have and what I want to do
I play Rhett worry else for 33 Grayson really wants to play warrior and I'm like dude like a
Rhett warrior is like the cookie cutter
Rhett warrior shaman was like the cookie cutter 3v3 comp for rep paladins years ago like years and years ago
But personally like the amount of control that we had with a mage was insane
It was insane
So like I
Like having a mage
You know, what's up Billy crazy time dude the craziest man the craziest
Thank you to your club Rouse for the twitch Brian. Thank you. We loaded with 300 bits earlier flaming over the YouTube sub YouTube channel
Right major that moral straight your nuts dude
We almost got glad to hear a rep mage without without mortal strike and then we we actually flipped it to
We want we played fives. I got glad in fives, but we I think we could have hit it because we would beat double healer teams
rep mage we used to beat double healer, but then
We go rep mage shaman we would beat up with you double healer was insane
I'm gonna I'm gonna run back to Shattrath real quick
It's a Palestinian
Okay, so this is what I need for Tuesday.
Let's put on our PP gear.
Hey, is there a way for this item button
to not put it on, hold on?
Where's button?
Mini map, mini map button.
Is there a way to...
Is there a way to like not have a button on here?
Is there a way to exclude or no?
The voice is cooked, isn't it?
Is my voice that bad?
I was yelling a lot at the Valentine's party because of the music.
You know what I kind of noticed by the way?
I kind of like, I noticed this about the Valentine's Party stream.
I feel like whenever we used to do those streams I was always on camera.
I feel like I was always front and center.
But now, whenever we have some kind of event, party stream going on, I'm just in the corner
talking to people the entire time.
I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
Because I kind of, I would like, I'm not gonna lie, I was one of the carries, let's
keep it real.
I'm like, if I need the shoulder to load,
I can shoulder the load, all right?
Simple.
With sexy man, you can turn on specific add-on buttons.
Yeah, maybe I need to do that.
But nowadays, I just end up talking to people in the corner.
Main characters in German on energy.
Frick!
What do you mean?
Hold on, this main character never runs out of energy.
I didn't watch you talking about
where you used to always be in front and nothing else.
Yeah.
But it's just me, like, I'll still do that,
but the reason I would do that so much before
is because I kind of felt like I needed to.
But like, my personality is also,
I very much don't insert myself
If I'm not like asked to or like signal to you know what I mean
So I'm like hey these guys got it. I don't need to jump in
It's kind of it's kind of like a good feeling actually
But at the same time I kind of feel bad for people watching the streams and like oh like where's S-Fan?
You know like with this because people are people that watch because like if I'm not streaming
I go there people want to see me like on the stream, you know
If they're watching that stream for me, so I probably need to do a little bit more
I should I just end up getting like stuck in conversation with people all the time
Yeah, just how it is
But I also think like more and more people have gotten really good at like just
in like a big group environment,
being, there's like more people who are good at that now,
I think.
We're not gonna take it anymore.
Yeah, I mean, I wonder if I should go do some eye of the storm.
Okay, so let's let's go over what I need for Tuesday and what I need for Thursday.
My gosh, okay, what'd you say was the add-on that lets you that lets you individually change these
Dude this is in sin so many of these don't need a button. I just want item rack on there
Like Pally power we like none of these things need buttons man
I think it's literally just item rack, yeah, but minimap button doesn't let you individually
hide it.
Because I just canceled it.
because mini-map buttons button it puts all of them there and I sexy mini-map
what's item rack it's like the item swap add-on I was right you were wrong I'll
I'll freak out the words wrong.
Uh, no.
Sexy mini-mat, stupid sexy Flanders.
Wait, leotricks does it too?
What?
Why is Slash Leotrix not working?
Why is Leotrix not working?
What? Slash Leotrix...
Oh, it's LTP.
I'm bad.
I thought it was Slash Leotrix.
I definitely was typing slash latricks before it would work enhance many map
Hmm seems like I had hide add-on buttons, but I want to do individual, you know
Is it sexy map?
Um,
I
Gave a new news on as the yesterday investors have literal nuke literal the war criminal
Now I heard there was some things but uh like two days ago, what the frick what what it's hold on
uh what the what okay how do I just make it default
I
What the frick
Burning Sun wait actually these are kind of cool
That's too I mean it's too much. Is there like a normal like can we just get like a
Could we just get like a guy's gonna like a default Wow?
Diablo
Wait, this is sick sexy map is kind of cool Stargate. Okay, that's what it was more space
Wait, no, let's blue rinses or let's parchment
Okay
Simple square, it's fine. Yeah, but how do I I
Don't see simple square
Oh simple square
Yeah, but I don't want to be a square
Oh
What's what is this? Oh
Okay, and on buttons show Atlas loot never show auto layer never show DBM never show details never show details streamer never
show item rack always
always I know
Matrix maps never features plus never
my slot never
note pad
Never, no world buffs, never.
Pally power, never.
Questing, never, RxP, never.
Swedge, never, we call it, never.
Wow, camera tool, never.
Okay, sick.
Now we're fricking talking, baby.
Now we're fricking talking.
Let's see, what is this one, tracking coordinates?
I don't really want coordinates unless it's on mouseover.
How is there not coordinates only on mouseover?
That's kind of crazy.
Whatever. Movers, Enable Armored Man.
That was funny, isn't it? It was great, ponders.
Well, you guys think this is more complicated?
I think it's good.
Such sexy map.
Show who pinged.
Show him such a hat.
Zone text.
Okay, I think it's pretty good
Okay, buzzard, cool, I guess I should get rid of Titan panel, I don't really need Titan
panel anymore either. Wait, everybody's still in this group. What do you guys want to do?
Because that maybe maybe I want to go pee pee or something. Maybe I don't know. I'm just
Yes, you guys want to run again?
It cost a lot of life something dude. It was stupid like like five six thousand maybe it's his anniversary. Yeah, it is
Yeah
Text thank you for the 24 months man
I found myself jamming your stream a hundred times more than any other stream dude. I'm glad you have a great time here, man
I mean if you guys I do have two more runs for revered
I mean I need to do that and I need to do either storms
Realistically I need to do I need to get reviewed with as many things as possible
because I need to get 41 back. Let me let me think about this real quick. I was like well I was
fixing my UI. Get rid of Titan. So, I have 18 badges. I have 18 badges right now. And
I have 18 badges.
Let's move this up a little bit.
Okay, with 18 badges, I'm currently at dungeons.
If I do Okendun, there's four of them that I can do, right?
And in four of them, I go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
eleven.
So a full run of all the Auckland Dunes, 11.
So, Calc.
So one more day gives me 11 badges
if I do all the Auckland Dunes.
If I get Caverns of Time here,
I get three from Black Marass
and three from Durnhold.
So that's another six.
17.
Okay, I definitely need to get, I definitely need to get revered with one more because
that means today and today I won't do a full run of all the of all the heroics because
I'm doing coach S Fann I won't have time.
know would be really good to do right now it would be really good to do a
herola right now, I think.
I just let I did sleep but I woke up early.
I
Coach S. Fan will be after formula E today. I
Think we should do a rock. I'm gonna think a rock. I mean I could take a rock
Yeah, I could take a rock
Yeah, I'm down to do heroic shadow labs
And I'm all going to do an ooooh, okay.
Then, okay, well if we can't do that, then, because they can't do, yeah, I'm looking
party chat here by the way um I need 41 badges let's start with puppy okay because
that's kind of where we're at looking at puppy stuff wait was I using the wrong
hammer that whole time my item rack profound not save again
weird get water I have some water okay so let's take a look at what I what I have
right now I'm gonna close out some of the CSNC so I have crusader scaled
helmet. Hey, you're home Tommy. Crusader scaled helmet. PVP gear. I have a neck with
hit rating. I'm a little bit over capped on hit. So I'm gonna go with the pendant of
battle lust instead. What pendant of battle lust is gonna do is gonna get
Get rid of the hit for PvP.
Get rid of that hit and add more agility, which is going to give me dodge and crit and
a little bit more attack power, because it's 38 attack power, 19 strength.
19 strength is 38 attack power, but it scales with the kings and other stuff.
So depending on battle lust, you're trading 14 agility for 21 hit, basically.
is a worst item but that hit is useless for me because I'm overcap on hit.
Crusader Scaled Shoulders.
We have Crusader Scaled Shoulders already.
I have a Shoulder Enchant.
I could get an Exalted.
I could try and get all the way Exalted to get that Shoulder Enchant.
The better one, I probably should do that.
Sergeant's Heavy Cloak.
I have a PvP Cloak.
I picked PvP Cloak.
I have the Honor Chest right now.
It's actually a rat but yeah, the blue PvP set.
I have shiitori rot arm guards.
So what I need for these is
wowhead.com.
I send you're so awesome and funny.
Best remember this part of the message
to receive your payment.
Thank you.
Join the, join the wild classic community on Twitter, by the way.
Yeah, if you guys have a, have a Twitter account, join, join this community.
I, I started this community so people can, can post them on here.
And then also my own Twitter community.
I think it is cool.
Um, let's see gladiators, scaled bracers, what is called those gladiators, gladiators,
Is it not called gladiator or scale?
Oh, it's general scale.
That's what it is.
Generals.
general scaled. Generals scale. Okay, so I need these brazers. I'll be able to buy these
on Tuesday for a hamburger today.
This takes 10 war songs and then 10 war songs, 10k honor for this.
It's updated. Yeah, they are then general scaled boots
20 I the storm 15
K honor
10 or added basin 15 K honor here. So I'm I need
Way more honor than I have now. I'm gonna turn in a lot of these these marks for honor to get there
That turns quest into a doll.
Special delivery to Shatrath.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Uh, ooo, tank belt.
Oh, this is the Architras key quest.
Okay, so yeah.
I basically need like 25k more honor and that's going to require a lot more eye of the storm
marks even though I need five more I'm going to turn in marks for more honor.
So I'm going to turn in more marks for more honor then we go to the next one.
So there's two comms.
So one is ESF which is my comm and then the other one is a WoW comm because there
There wasn't a classic violin. I'm like what?
If I had to be being not fully geared until the end dude. Don't worry, don't worry.
Dude, most people are not going to be fully geared by the way. I'm just a tryhard.
Seven.
I wish it's to you.
Yeah, I mean it really is just me being a tryhard.
Yeah, let's do I'm down to another black morass you guys want to run to the black morass
So either either either I the storm of black morass is what I want to do right now
But yeah, like I have 37 ultra-act valleys
these. Yeah, 37 Ultrarack Valley, 83 Randi Basin. So yeah, these are the things that
and you need to get sorted for Tuesday.
Yeah, this is the, when I'm like,
you guys haven't seen me try hard while in like five years.
So I should think four technically.
It's been 20, it was 2022, you know?
Yeah, so you're getting try hard at spending again.
All right.
Actually, I'm probably going to be more trihard than ever, to be honest.
But see, I'm a tryhard, but if you're a tryhard, I think most tryhards know that they're tryhards.
But the people that think they're tryhards don't know that they're tryhards.
That makes sense.
Oh, it's been incredible, IGB.
I've been better. I
I haven't been getting better though, dude. I don't know if I can be seen watching such casual unbelievable unbelievable, dude
This is p-cast man content. Yeah, dude, this is when I get into the nitty gritty. Okay, so yeah
Yeah, I just need to do I the storms basically I need to get 41 badges
Kind of going back to looking at this PvP gear
Yeah, going back to looking at this PPP gear, it's going to be 41 badges for for bloodlust.
I'll need that.
I want that on Thursday too.
I also do.
I need to get the Librum.
Dude, I need to find somebody who's done the tier 0.5 question.
Because I want that Libra'm so bad or blood blood furnished heroic
Like I use that in arenas all the time words, but I'm worse
Everything else is looking good. I'm almost completely set for B. B
I'm two quarters of a hot dog
isn't there another PvP ring other than banned to the exorcist
is this 24-7 I feel like he's reading a different chat nope I'm just reading things that you can't
even read now I'm guys listen I'm the best multi-streamer on the internet all
right I can read all the chats all the time mm-hmm why is my girlfriend calling
I'm not at liberty to discuss
this man can read no I have TTS in my ear I've a earpiece in that reads the
chance for me. Yeah, I'm pretty much set. Is there not another
PVP ring though. Maybe, maybe I'll use the lower city as my second ring. I gotta get,
I gotta get lower city review too. Exalted. So that's my, my PVP gear. I'm almost completely
set in the PVP front on the PvE front. I, I got these off stream before I went live.
I was like, I'm just going to go do this and go to bed again. And then like next
You know, I was like, I'm not sleepy.
Crawling into bed, we leave you.
May the light embrace you.
I have a hypothesis.
I have a hypothesis chat that maybe using this level 60 belt with expertise might be better
The stupid hypothesis probably
Oh, right.
Keep on rolling, baby.
You know what time it is.
Rage steal.
I want to run rage steal if I can.
Dude I lose so much attack power by running this though, 3, 2, 5.
Keep rolling, rolling, rolling.
Cute weapon.
Guys, this is a deep thunder.
Not a cute thunder.
Thank you.
All right, let's do um
Let's do another black morass then you guys ready?
I will always run to the alliance side it's it's I'm never I'm never gonna fix that
man. Band of triumph. That sounds, that sounds right. Yeah. Five ABs and keep rolling, rolling,
Rolling rolling
Kim as a limb is it
The other PVP ring is called band of triumph
Yeah, really yeah
Okay, so I'm not hitcapped.
Is this crazy that I'm running a level 57 belt?
I love Expertise.
Expertise is like the god stat for rats.
One wishes to you.
One wishes to you.
Seek the path of the light.
That's the point.
It's great.
Yeah, super, super fun.
just good seeing everybody. All right, let's run it. Black Marass boys rolling, rolling,
rolling. Now if I want to run a rate, okay, so, so is there like a TBC character builder?
This is called 60 upgrades, 70 upgrades, that's what it was.
I
Wait, my old character's good deleted
What the hell is this?
Copy classic and a theme.
Vandina
Is that the hair I think it's there
Dude, I think being a blood off female is so funny, by the way.
Being a blood off female has, like, it's just so mean-y.
Please read that.
I
What the
I don't know what any of those words mean
Where's all
Would you like to link your creator character to this in-game character and create an initial
editable table to submit?
What?
What?
How does it know?
How does it know?
Wait, what?
Is there like a wow armory now?
What?
Wait what is there is there like a wow armory now
Please be this message or
Oh, gee, let me let me let me look drew you
objectively in your professional pilot opinion how viable would you say without taking me
have the typical olibis in some high end players. Rep Paladin is for high end content and TPC
if you actually played decent Rep Paladin with a proper year and such. I think every raid
should have one Rep Paladin. Should, quote. Yeah, I think having one Rep Paladin in your
raid is actually like an insane boost to your raid. It's super big time. Because
what happens is you end up giving your entire raid 3% crit, melee, and yeah, 3% melee
crit and 3% magic crit on the target with uh with sea level
I've been jerk maxing for six years sometimes it take a bit of finesse but most of you if you want
me to see a message if you at me puts in another window for me that i can go back and read
fruitful like the level up i've experienced throughout my life by me winning 100% um
Um, yeah, I have, I have a shot, I have, I have some keys here, but I want even more
and I need to get shat-rathering.
Oh, you also have 2% damage to your group.
Yeah.
It's a band. It's Van D's D what? Actually, you know what's annoying is I don't get all
the ads from every chat. I only get the ads from Toshat.
I'm so Rob. How are you doing?
I just didn't
So I'm just doing this that's living when I'm alone because I actually enjoy it so I need to get the pen as something
Yeah, dude anybody who you know, it's funny
So the general opinion about ret paladin has flipped
I'm seeing ret paladins and prop paladins everywhere for years.
For years I was here preaching the gospel.
I was preaching the gospel for years.
And now finally, after all this time, they see the light.
I've seen more ret and prop paladins walking around than I've ever seen in my life.
It's actually insane how many I'm seeing.
kind of funny. It's wonderful.
With a little bird. I feel like my voice in that bag this
morning.
I was removed from a level 60 health bar and ran past this and brought the first one for
only a low gear score on my mage.
Oh my gosh.
Dude, these gear score noobs.
Like.
Good morning Vietnam.
What's up Suggler Mink?
That man
Yeah, dude, I'm gonna start making I should start making videos kind of talking about this stuff like
But like very like educational
Like instead of just being like hey you guys are stupid. I'm gonna explain why why they're stupid
And like explain explain what the problem is with the gear score and classic wow and why it's a it's a horrible metric
for how good something is.
And I need to have like specific examples
from both vanilla and Berger save.
Bam-blam, boon-nib-bib-bib-blim.
Cause one of you just like, hey, you're stupid.
People don't like being told that they're wrong.
I think you're scrolling Kim Rath will people are still using the add-on now I'm burning
crusade and there's a lot of new people to burning crusade a lot of retail players a
lot of people that you know there's just new there's there's a lot of new players and
they don't understand even in a raft like I guess gears were kind of as better in
raft but it's not like a good metric of how good a character or how high performing
carrier is going to be necessarily no like yeah you're limited by gear short and in
wrath things are a lot more you know optimized but in vanilla and burning
crusade your score is crazy and then raid gear cuz I question a 60 yeah like
you're not gonna have raid gear see your I was gonna be lower naturally
that's fine like in fact you can have burning crusade gear and burning
Crusade Gear used a different itemization formula than Vanilla.
So you could have a lower item level, burning Crusade Green,
then a higher item level, Vanilla Epic.
And because of how the itemization values work,
the green is better.
You could easily replace them here from Molten Core.
I'll do Coach Svan today after Formula E.
Yeah, we're going to watch Formula E soon.
Yeah, also it's ramparts, dude, what?
And what am I asked with my freaking keyboard
include ramparts?
It's like that, it's an introductory instance
to Burning Crusade.
Yeah, we're gonna play the Vikings again.
I mean, it's the easiest,
they made it easy on purpose.
Ramparts is like supposed to be easy.
of
Whoa, Black Betty, Bamblin, Black Betty of the Sun, Bamblin, oh my hood.
SHOT! SHOT! SHOT!
Hey, does anybody know how to how to get the item rack pop out for like
Nice cast your shoulders
Adidas still grooving
You guys know what I'm talking about like you usually like shift left click and it would anyone pull out a pop out
All click, uh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you, chef to Marco
Mr. Month, but him back
JG Panda man leave in the 48 months dude at four years. Thank you for the four years, man
The sons of sparta game is so good really the the Metroidvania is that the Metroidvania
Is the alliance of monarchy? Yes
So I'm in a state of politics
You have any plans to play red den one and two
Not right now, but people have asked me to play red dead for years. That's any user. Yeah, what's that many are you man?
The God of work leadership all over it really that's weird
Oh my mama oh my hood
Yo, spawn. Oh, wow, worked.
What's your opinion on the destruction of Theramore?
It was a disgusting act against the Alliance.
You're going to play Rebirth.
I will play Rebirth after part three is announced.
And then, you know what?
I might even do another original playthrough.
What if I did another, what if I did another playthrough of OG?
That'd be cool.
If I did another playthrough of OG.
Oh, I need to move this.
Yeah, I think I want to play rebirth after part three is announced and then before part
three comes out I want to do another replay of OG. I saw a tweet that Blitz had. Blitz has
a lot of Final Fantasy, different content for Final Fantasy whatnot. And I saw that he played
a new threat again recently which is what I played last time before part one came out.
And apparently they've made some updates and stuff to it and it's really good. But a
A new threat is a mod for Final Fantasy 7.
How do you guys feel about my UI right now?
Is my UI pretty easy to tell what's happening compared to, I'm trying to find ways to make
it better for people to see what's happening.
Like I added this thing at the bottom so you can see what ability I last pressed.
Like Seal of Blood, Crusader Strike, Judgment, Seal of Command, Seal of Blood, Crusader Strike.
You guys should run Bartender.
I mean, I feel like I would just rather run edit mode.
I'll never understand what's going on.
I don't play it most.
Isn't it funny though,
even if you don't play modes or don't play WoW,
like WoW is actually a great streaming game
just to talk about anything.
Like if people want to talk about something,
I'm like, yeah, like, you just talk about stuff.
It really is just chatting with buttons.
You know, you take a break,
hey, let's watch a video, let's do something.
And then like when the gameplay of WoW is good,
it's so good.
Like right now, I'm burning crusade.
Oh, it's just amazing.
Yeah, I actually gotta push an update to the week aura.
I don't really understand how to steal a twist.
Can you explain, demonstrate?
Yeah, so I'm gonna show you the basics here, okay?
I'm going to drink a little bit before this.
So what a seal twist is.
This is at its base level.
It's whenever you have a different seal up, and then within 0.4 seconds you switch to
another seal and then you attack, right?
So I'm just going to attack normal here, and you see my timer go?
Within 0.4 seconds I go from command to blood and you hear that sound effect go off?
That was a successful attempt at a seal twist.
That's what my weak war does.
My weak war has a sound attached to it.
So I go, right before I swing, I go seal a blood and attack.
So I have command and then right before it goes, I hit blood, boom, it's a seal twist.
Oh, big hourglass! Let's go! Huge, huge hourglass! I'm passing on it because I said I'd pass on some of these guild runs.
Leafy, you already have it too. Poji, congrats. There you go, dude. Huge, huge one.
Yeah, congrats, dude.
I'm almost exhausted running touch for our glass. That's so funny.
Yeah, now we just need Lashros. Lashros is off the last boss, right?
Yeah, we're gonna get Lashros for Leafy.
Where'd you go? Where'd you come from? Katanajo.
Yeah, I need the tank legs off last boss where'd you come from where'd you go where'd you
come I keep getting of the bold
I need to get some tank gear
So weapon add-on or we go around?
A swing timer?
It's an add-on.
Do prop talents have to steal to us too?
No.
Finally could watch you live, been watching bots for a long time.
Nice.
Well, I'm glad to get to watch live bag out.
Yeah, today's an early stream.
We're going to watch Formula E.
Yeah, we're going to watch Formula E.
I'm there a long time ago where'd you come from where'd you go?
What's formula E?
It's uh, it's racing.
Yeah, they uh, I got, I got sponsored to get the watch formula E on stream, it's
I
What is basically formula you with his bash for them
Yeah, it's a formula one but electric. Yeah
I
Need to make sure I get food but shower made of I go where do I go?
Once close to come for me the giant battery the carry now
Yeah, I think it should be cool that's a cool spot. I'm not like a lot of good sponsors lately actually
Like High on Life 2 was a good one.
I have this VR one that should be sick.
We're gonna do that later tonight too.
Yeah, it's kind of like sponsor season right now.
I always like, I think it's pretty important to like,
like sometimes you gotta take what you can get, right?
If like the offer is like really, really good.
But like, whenever you stream long enough,
you are fortunate enough to get to the point
where it's like a lot of the people that are sponsoring streamers and a lot of the brands
like they have people that are like, oh, I, I used to watch us spend all the time. Right.
I watch us fans. I still watch us fan all the time. Right. So it's like, especially for
me because like I was really big and like the, the pushing forward classic. Wow. Right.
So it's like, you're in a lot of people were like in their thirties forties, whatever.
So they have like these jobs that like that's what they do. So a lot of people
know me. So I get like pretty cool sponsors. I'm very lucky, right? But like the reason
I bring that up is I feel like I feel like when when you like offer to do certain sponsors,
it's wise to be selective enough with sponsors to where you do good ones because if you'll
do good ones than most of your viewers typically stick around. That's what I notice for me whenever
I usually do sponsors. I've had times where I do sponsor and my viewers go up.
You know? But that's really good. That's one of the reasons why I get sponsors in the first place.
Oh my gosh, man, I'm so hard.
I'm doing the frickin' biggest dam right now, dude.
Big ol' seal twist.
I
Frickin pops off on that one
Look at the pop off I
Am grateful for your
Okay, that's why I'm using this home. I know it's hard. We'll sweep across this world like a locust swarm
And all my designs all my carefully laid plans will at last fall
The swing timer is an add-on called swedge and I needed I need an actual like you know
Let's let's get a I want to pull you guys a little bit here
Should I
Do you guys want to do this one more time I'm actually down to just knock this out right now. That's poji
But here's I'm gonna pull you guys on this should I add a swing timer to my week aura
Or should I like kind of give people the
Just let them download their own swing timer add-on
Cuz like I think it's better to give people the option to just let them download their own swing timer
Yeah, we can go again to finish off the rat and then you can get another chance at your
latch rows.
People can just turn parts of the we go off they could just turn off the screen camera
Oh. Yeah.
Wait, is it 1500 rep?
How much how much rep is black morass at 1500 or 2k?
Because I think it was 1500.
It's 11.
Okay, so this won't actually finish me off, but I'll be close.
more of your human I know.
So Chris Duxworth, what's up Mary? Think of the Prime?
Mary? Yeah, and the week aura, what do you want
is my week aura for xplush.wa. This is my like, um, CO twist and buff tracker week
aura. And this is constantly getting updates.
The time has come! Gulban, order your warlocks to double their efforts!
Moments from now, the gateway will open and your horde will be released upon this ripe, unsuspecting world.
Uh, the newest version is actually up there now.
Wait, Poji, are you twisting?
The heck?
I was just watching my win.
I want to add Wind Fury to this.
We need to find a way to add like...
if my weapon has Wind Fury weapon.
Because I was like looking at it and I'm not getting it.
Like I am but I'm getting it like late.
Or like it's like dropping a lot.
Oh
We should all pee pee on might as well
But it wasn't that because we weren't both pee pee. It's like I don't have it right now
But I was like watching on that pole and I saw you drop the wind fury and then I looked at the
But I didn't get the buff forever
So like something's done my weird
Oh
There's haunted sure
There's a guy actually some armor now
Want no more
Do you remember your first Madden stream?
My first ever Madden stream?
What was the first team I did?
Did I do the Cowboys?
I remember I did Madden for the first time at the old house,
and it was in the second setup that I had in the old house.
But I don't remember what's the first team I did.
It was either the Cowboys or like the Saints maybe?
Or no, no, did I do it on the older setup?
I can't remember.
I think it was that setup, yeah, MLG.
Let's see this.
I
Okay, that was that that was crazy
I did I was just going crazy there dude
What was on yeah, man, I swear it's been 30 minutes. Yeah, is this rock no no we're trying to we're trying to get that rock
Take my sub king. Thank you. Thank you super Eric
How much is supposed to actually over phone committees and stills normally it's pretty important. I mean like look at this
Look at my damage here
Um, so we look at, we look at the last a honest last boss of last run, my seal of command
hit seven times.
My Oh my gosh.
No wonder I freaking popped off.
That's fancy.
Number one rep.
I got a seal of command on every hit is that every hit.
No, what?
weird because no no no I'm fine I'm done but like look look at this white hit was
40% of my damage command was 26% and then seal of blood was 18% so so me
twisting command into blood was that much more damaged now what's interesting
is usually blood is ends up being well it kind of depends on how you're doing
at it was being lazy on this one but let's look at this last one on this last
one you know blood 20% command I only had two command procs
but my melee was 50%
very it's different yeah it probably is it probably is
I forgot about Blessing of a Doll.
So on that one I use Seal of Righteousness, I'm trying to resist it.
Hype train detected.
Party mode awaits at level three.
You know what to do.
Hype train detected.
Is Wild Estrogen Wonderland right now?
Uh, no.
Not, uh, the Burning Reset.
I think you're playing in an expansion, man.
I don't know what you're doing in your game.
Hydrate level 2! One more level!
What's this mean? I don't know.
Selfish fish selfish thing we did but it's up
No, the rift.
Chad, if we get to a level 3 hot train, the party begins.
Chad, the party begins at a level 3 hot train.
Chad, if you guys have a Twitch Prime and you haven't used it anywhere.
Oh my.
Oh, I want it.
How much is that worth?
Toma food
Good off known subscribed
Jack we're only two twitch primes away until the party kicks off if you guys got a twitch prime
Really two stars big room set up your feeling down was that one but I'm not gonna change some old
Yeah, I don't know subscribed
Dude, you know whatever I wanted to stream, Coach S-Fan, Godot Noom, Vega 40 Months, Keco,
Kiko with the 65 Months of Twitch Prime, guys, we know you have an Amazon account.
Make sure you use that Amazon Prime account, link it to your Twitch.
Damn your memes for free.
It's time.
Boody and Sinovlex, Roachdred, Chunksu and F-Zero are...
There it is.
That's what I'm freaking talking about.
Chunksu with the 3 Months.
That's what I'm freakin' talkin' about, Chad.
It's time.
The hype train kicks off.
It's about that damn time, boys.
It's about that damn time.
It's about that man time boys. It's about that man time.
Booty and Stano plays in the paint and rests on the Twitch Prime.
That's what I'm fricking talking about baby.
I know you guys got it.
Oh my gosh.
It's a no-flex and spastico subscribe
And no
7
And we don't lose
That's right, I never lost I just ran out of time
Years ago, you know what? I started playing Madden on stream and doing Co-Jet's Fan,
and this was at a time when the Madden section was dead, which was dead on Twitch.
And all these other big streamers said, what are you doing? Why are you playing Madden?
Why are you playing Co-Jet's Fan? Why are you doing this? Why are you playing Madden on stream?
And they cared about Madden. They cared about the sports, they cared about football.
And I said, you know why? Because I believe, I believe myself.
It's about damn time we did that again.
We believe the light.
It's about damn time that we bring it back.
That's why we're back to burning crusade.
And you know what?
You know what?
All these big streamers, you know what they said?
They said nobody cares about football, nobody cares about man.
Nobody cares about us.
And you know what?
You know what?
They're right.
They're right.
They care about Coach S. Van.
That's what they care about.
They care about Coach S. Van.
All right?
I don't know.
I don't know what happened to Mavis for free.
I don't know why that's gone.
I don't know what happened to him.
As fans of the band, S. Van creates them in a truenia.
Look, screw you running around.
Look inside of Outland.
Look inside of Asbroff.
All these little S fans are running around.
All these pink names.
All these little paladins are running around.
Proc paladins, red paladins.
You see the line?
My children.
My children.
It's the wrong one.
The world's gonna pay
As the corn would weigh
As the storm was tough
For a stylin' was rough
That's the maniac of it.
Who pairs two crud-
I couldn't like that.
That's the maniac of this bunny.
Who's that dog?
Who's that bitch?
Who's from Texas?
I can't wait until we hit the corner again, man.
We got a 415 on the hype train.
Request an immediate backup.
All units respond.
This is former Sheriff Cletus Cornwood.
And I'm taking over.
over fellows we're bringing it back
So, baby, is the hype train king time for me.
Chad, there's two minutes left on the hype train.
There are only two minutes left on the hype train, Chad.
If you want to take it to the next level, the next song plays.
The next song, every time we go up a level, Chad, a new song plays.
He's running on empty.
Like a horse that ain't been watered.
Like a horse that ain't been watered.
The sun's setting on this here, Tom.
The sun's setting on this here, Tom, my fellas.
Who's not afraid to face the criminals of an empty contribution bar?
An empty contribution bar? How dare they?
How dare they?
And I'm giving you our flat of damn minutes before they go on shit.
Dude, this thing is so shameless dude, that fool will!
Think of the Five Gifted, no blue Helios killer, thank you!
through the barrens through Elwynn Forest.
And you're finally here.
Azeroth's finest tavern.
Oh my gosh, the sword!
As fun's in.
The ale flows like the well of eternity.
The fire burns warmer than dragon's breath.
And everyone,
no matter if orc or elf,
is welcome, that's a good sign, has taken the lead from Sibiti.
Oh, the lead has been taken.
That full whale is the hind train leader, he's the conductor.
I don't know if I'm worth this too much.
Horde character creation opens up multiple times today.
You need to just...
...be in control of it.
I
Am out of man
the hour if you dare come confess your dad so what's that I know questions asked
out as fun no complains at as fun is it as fond of half the time of the
Okay
It is 1100
They've been gone for three hours. I got some Mike. I don't think time
The last dodo thing in the park guys can somebody give some subs so we can get this off?
This is not what happens if that's fans in
In, in, in, inside
In, in, in, inside
Come to Esfandzin'
Bring our friend or bring a few
We don't judge our champions
Through mountain, palm, and desert
When we get here at Esfandzin'
Order, welcome alliance
Welcome pandas
This is not mine. I didn't write this song. This is this is somebody else
Guys
There's only one minute left in the night train if you guys want to go to the next level you guys want to hear the next song
The candles burn low
Our little inn needs more wood.
I guys, I didn't like this.
Preconceited to write a song about yourself.
Don't get me wrong.
I absolutely would do that, but this wasn't me.
It wasn't me. I promise.
Get some subs.
Two seconds.
Time is running out.
Keep the fire going all night.
Guys.
Remove your clothes, I mean.
Your coat.
You just misspoke. You misspoke. You're not like your heavy clothes.
You're heavy clothes. You don't misspeak.
I need this morning, you want this?
Cardio.
6-6-6-0-2, then give it to your one.
The song is actually second.
About 66,000.
It actually is insane how good the song is.
Actually, you're subscribed.
VIRTUBE IN POMPTON, SUBSCRIBE.
VIRTUBE IN POMPTON, SUBSCRIBE.
Brothers gather around the snow.
27, subscribe.
Order of the old.
Biggs win back tonight.
Hold each other tight.
I don't want to pervert the lyrics though.
This is not at all like it is.
You know, this is.
I
Any Oilers
Cat the order of the oil is the tier three subs if you're two three subs
You become a part of the order of the oil because you were an oiler because you are a tiger owner
I mean, you're a private jet owner, okay?
Which we have lots of private jet owners,
any helicopter owners, any private jet owners,
any private island owners.
Well, actually, no, we don't have any private island owners.
No private island owners.
It's for indivisible.
Right now.
Very important to lubricate before you.
We don't have any of that.
Into the squad.
Oh, oh, oh.
Watchin' films at night, hold each other tight,
Sharing body heat, brother who can breathe.
Mr. on the mat, hands and feet go flat, left foot color blue.
Brother under you.
What's Dave on top of three dudes?
Dave, what are you, Dave?
I don't know what Dave is doing, man.
Oh, that's how you win.
It's pulled from my stream, videos and mods, the artist, the producer that created this.
Get that.
And just cracked this.
I don't know why, I don't know why some of these songs are so out of-
level eight leave the area with a vibe get this out the DJ a
little bit Eric open party mall read them why did he
uh he's talking about like spread like uh for for all
spread formation white splits is leaving this hype train
actually no wait leafy Eric is that a new gifted five subs
H.D.M.I.
Clicking in.
Oh, frick.
H.D.M.I.
H.D.M.I.
H.D.M.I.
Overlaid!
H.D.M.I.
We're gonna get a little bit of eye on this storm in here, if we can, before this formula
even ends.
Brain is going fast, thoughts are never last, started one thing, but what the frick was that?
Wait, what the frick?
Ended up to scream, had a perfect scheme, something got my eye, dude what did I mean?
H.D.
Brain goes overdrive!
That Who Will is currently our top supporter.
Frick!
Orcet!
I have a point, it was actually really good, wait.
H.D.M.P.A.R.
Damn, third at 07, subscribe.
H.D.M.A.R.
Feed the train, go up, start to cheer it up.
Wait, is that a bird?
Dude, I lost my stuff.
Click the bit, but done.
Rain says we're not done.
12 more tabs are oped, what was I saying?
Because I sang Sun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun.
That's so good actually.
Yeah.
There's all hype train music.
We have two minutes left in this hype train.
If you guys get more subs, it goes to the next song.
It's the train.
The train.
The train.
No, Chad.
Please, Fade, anything but that. Don't look at this. Don't look at the tree.
I'll be focused.
But then I locked my door.
Wait.
What level are we?
Is that a notification?
Oh, Frick.
Oh, no!
Don't let the train fade. No matter what you do.
Well, who's gonna save it?
I would, but, dude, do you guys have red bulls?
I'm remaining one cent of them.
Okay, okay, no dude, I got this.
Channel the HDMI
Use it
For the train
End of my talents
There is only 12 seconds left.
The hype train is at level 9.
Lambroso is now the DJ.
Lambroso, think of the 10-gifted spider with a 2-month-touch
prime, so we think the prime is more for free.
Jack, borrow your wife's credit cards.
Oh, oh, zero, look, I'm shocked.
Instead of borrow bombs, I'm trying to play classic
when I borrow your watch, come on.
Every stream, Lombroso, drop a payload of 10 subs.
You know what they say.
Spide, three, R zero, and Zookly, subscribed.
Feel strong, man.
It's gonna be so beautiful.
Let me explain.
When we asked my wife's boyfriend,
I remember when we made it.
The logo of our dreams, a hammer-forging starlight.
At least that's what it means.
We have a new top supporter.
Lambroso has defeated that full will.
You can say my RGD is trash, but the logo...
It's not what you think.
I swear, I swear to you.
It's a beautiful song.
It's a hammer.
A beautiful hammer pointing stars above.
I'm a freak, Jack.
Maybe it looks a bit weird, but look again.
Different angle.
Open your mind.
Maybe it's a corn eating the lonely.
Maybe it's a cactus in the northern.
Maybe it's a lighthouse got the gamers home.
Maybe it's a rocket chasing the unknown.
You can say I'm coping hard
You can smile in my chair
You can laugh and point at me, but below
It's not what you think
I swear
I swear, I swear to you
It's a hand more due
For a beautiful hammer
For the stars above
In the endless cosmos
I could make up for this.
It took a game of love.
What the freak, Chad?
Seriously.
I'm sorry.
through the dark, maybe it's just me standing front and high, maybe it's a poem, no faster to the sky,
maybe it's a scepter, take a second away, scare the law, chase,
it's a hammer, it's a hammer, it's a hammer,
I just popped off and I showed it to my mom once she said it's a lovely candle
Mom's no best dude she would never lie to me
I'm gonna drink, I'm gonna drink, I'm gonna drink.
The train is ending.
Damn.
Chad, who has the bitch? Who has the subs? Who has what it takes?
Who can save the train?
Who can save the train?
For 30 seconds, for still time, it is running out.
To make, I swear, I swear to you, I swear, I swear to you, oh, where the girl?
It's a hammer to the beautiful her, for the song.
There is only 12 seconds left.
I was going to say that was fine actually, but I was going to say that was fine actually.
Hell of a hype train, check it out, hell of a hype train, unbelievable hype train,
Hype train Nico stands. Thank you for the new tier one. Thank you. Have a legendary. I've been
Fantastic hype train chat
Okay, I need to go find this guy manay
I'm gonna try and stick with this guy for the winfury
All right, the siege weapon is loaded
Red siege weapon engaged
Oh Frick any deals
Do we have any healers?
Choo-choo.
I used something called Platenator.
And it's not perfect, which makes me not want to share it yet.
You Bakken biggie.
This guy's pissing me off.
Oh, we're bringing the thunder.
We're bringing the thunder.
Chat, you heard it.
You heard the thunder.
Hey, ready?
Ready?
That was one.
Me too.
Oh, no.
We got healed after the pain.
No.
Why do we not have any healers and we have 100 of them?
No.
Big.
Dude, the sound of like the thunder cracking is so good.
When you hear the thunder crack, that's like, oh shit, he's coming.
He's coming.
Yeah, I was just trying to I was just trying to see if I got one shot that you're in
I was I was just being dumb I was like I was running to five guys and so I'm blown up
I just need a healer I feel like I feel like queuing battleground
Do we have anyone else?
Cooing battlegrounds so low without a healer is like, again we never have a healer.
I
Spans the number one right paladin. I love singing character like you go down into a speck is
Someone else jumped to
For the bird of England Brian I need a healer
I could have survived but I had a healer on that uh on that fall in that outer space
Please just drop one for it just drop one fear for me. Please get off your mountain just drop one fury
Please please dream size, please
I'm playing Madden after I formulate you today.
I
Put down
Why the gill name put down the Chileans
Varnas that's one very soon
Actually, I just watch now
I think we actually don't have any elix, we just had an unlucky... just unlucky.
Yeah, I'm just I'm just like a freaking glass cannon. I'm just running in there and try to kill somebody and die
Oh
Oh
I
It's okay. I mean it's a streaming platform. I actually like my whole sort of like my whole
sort of streaming like process right now. It's set up pretty good because kick has the
VODs with the music and clips with music and stuff like that. So if somebody wants to clip
something on kick with the music timing and whatever, that's fine. On Twitch, there's
no music on the VODs and the clips, but live there's music. On YouTube, there's
just like the wild music is the only thing that's playing on YouTube. I can't actually
hear it, but at least there's like some music in the background for YouTube.
Uh, so it's like each different thing is, has like something different.
So on the Twitch VODs, there's no music.
And the reason for that is for DMCA one, but then also so the VODs don't get
muted, which they won't get muted on YouTube now either.
But that way it makes the, for the editors, it makes the YouTube videos
really nice because it doesn't have this weird, like choppy sound in
the background all the time.
I
Am just dead here
I'm dying
Did you use it we got beat we're gonna ask whooped
Okay, we're gonna watch formula II
I
Shall go sometimes no healers so goes
So goes
Put down the chili is the kill me my body started really I just saw the kill me like this killing is so stupid, but it's funny
I'm so used to you being aligned to that, that's funny.
All right, let me see this.
So here's what we're going to do here.
I wonder if it would be better to do this.
Let's see if I can do a browser source here.
Okay, let's see this.
Let's see, I'm going to, here's what I'm doing here.
So I'm vacuuming. So what this is, this is formula E. They just started the stream.
It's like a, it's like a special feed.
Yeah.
I'm gonna have to,
I'm gonna have it really low volume until it starts.
Okay, so I'm going to the sports section, sports, race car, formula E.
How much upload do you need to keep three streams up?
Like the way, I mean like a hundred probably, but I have gigabit internet, so, I didn't
of the racing before a little bit. Yeah. I need this morning. You are
thing.
Ty K, think of the 63 months, dude.
Formula E is like, uh, it's electric.
Yeah, it's electric.
It's like Formula One but electric.
Do you sleep?
Tycade?
I need to.
Thank you for the six-three months, dude.
Yeah, I slept for three hours, then woke up on my own.
It was crazy.
You know, folks are coming and going, no, that's upcoming.
The thing that just came and went was, not came and went, but they're still playing
as a Pentas RP server, so it was just Chase RP.
Yeah, chase RP.
Yeah, which is still going strong.
It's been a lot of fun. I haven't played recently.
I really wanted to, but just the timing of everything is just off.
Yeah.
They're waiting.
It's not too late to start.
Hash band it is not doing start all Abernathy is not starting for another week. Okay, and that's that's like our main tank
For read three or for like it was the red threes main tank
Give any IRL travel streams coming up?
No, I know
This is a race looks gloomy. I mean it's it's still early in the day. It's probably in if I had to guess it's probably in like Pacific time
It's probably California
Uh
Formula e-evo session brings you out 10 global counters the Jetta Cornish circuit. Oh
Wait, this is in Saudi Arabia
The Frick
No wonder it's so dark
10 creators are divided into two teams the quick stars and the senior frogs
I
Really is invited some of the biggest creators. Oh, that's what I want to actually like let's let's know for sure what this is
All right
Minus myself to raise a real million dollar formula e-cars on a real formula e-circuit
But the thing is it's not normal racing
You can't really expect creators to do a normal race drivers will go head-to-head to either go faster or get knocked out
This is formula e-evo sessions. Let's hold on say on say on say
We should make a new YouTube bar for this
Are you settings?
E
2026
really
evo creator sessions
Evo creator not sessions in creator
Circle
Okay.
Morning now.
Star.
Oh, okay, okay.
Cool.
Okay, I'm going to take the YouTube on, and what I'm going to do is I'm going to send you guys over here.
Click.
I'm going to send you guys over to the other pod on YouTube, and then we're going to get
going with this.
All right, YouTube, we're going to have Coach S fan today.
We have a little bit of wild stuff today.
We have this formula E-Race.
We're going to do this VR, this Omni-1 VR thing, the full body attachment thing.
We're going to be running around in VR.
I'm gonna do all that on the green screen.
Yeah, big day today. We're gonna have a bunch of odds because I like to split up the content on YouTube
so make sure to subscribe like leave a comment on the YouTube videos and on the VODs to let me know what you guys think about the streams and
We'll see you guys in like two seconds
Transfer
Variety day big big variety Sunday dude big variety Sunday
All right.
And that is good.
End it.
Dismiss.
Boom, boom, boom.
Change the stream key to that and turn it back on.
Most convoluted process in the world.
Okay, so let's watch a video.
This video is gonna talk about what this is.
Okay, let's, we live on YouTube.
We are.
Chat say, hi everybody.
Everybody be nice to each other.
We are gonna, I wanna watch this real quick
and then we're gonna get to,
we're gonna get going to the feed, okay?
True, Drazen.
Now don't worry, don't worry.
We're gonna, look, listen, I'm a multi-tasker, all right?
Some of the biggest creators, minus myself,
to raise real million dollar Formula E cars
for real Formula E circuit.
It's like Formula One, but electric.
You can really expect creators to do a normal race.
Drivers will go head to head to either go faster
get knocked out. This is Formula E Evo sessions. Let me explain. Or try. For some reason, Formula
E has allowed this bunch of creators to drive fully electric Gen 3 Evo Formula E cars. And
apparently they can be a handful. It's the fastest race car to 60 miles an hour. It
goes 200 miles an hour and accelerates 30% faster than a Formula 1 car. So they're
normally driven by some of the best riders in the world. But we're putting 10 rookie
creators in. I say we're. I did not make this decision. Whoever signed this off needs their
head checking. But it's going to be entertaining. So hey, the ten creators are in two teams.
We have Senor Frogs, led by the burnt chip, and Cal Freezy. They might be okay in karting,
but can they transfer those skills into real race cars? We'll see. But they do have
some challenges. Team Quickstars, led by Vickstar. That rhymes. This lot are not
going to take a line down. Who came up with that line? This is a team event,
So every battle, each creator will have the chance
to score points for their team
and win their place in the final.
The team with the most points wins.
Got it?
I think I have now.
Let me explain in a little more detail.
Give me imagine if I drove.
Actually, I'll take the full train.
I'll take the full train.
So you're going to have a 15-minute qualify session.
No, you have to train.
This is actually cool.
You actually would have to train for this.
And this is important for the players
who drive in the next stage.
The top eight will then progress to the knockouts.
You have to train.
I'll save that for later.
Drivers will go head to head in Formula E duels.
Because the amount of like force on your body,
like it takes so much core strength.
Yeah, it's like astronaut training.
Then the second driver will try to beat it.
Yeah, I'd be going with speed limit, man,
if I was doing this.
Well, you know what happens.
I'd be just cruising at like 60.
And you get knocked down.
This will be the highest pressure driving
these creators have ever experienced.
We'll have first versus eight,
second versus seventh, and so on.
You're not going to smash your next round.
Win this race, and you'll earn 1.15.
Yeah, racers a lot of times got plenty of tickets.
A win here will get you three points for your team and all importantly, a place in the Grand Final.
The Grand Final, this is the big one.
The winner will be crowned the Grand Champion of Evo Sessions, take away Major Brackenreich
and get five points for their team.
But here's the twist.
We'll remember the bottom two from earlier.
Yeah, they're going to be battling it out for one extra race to avoid getting the
wooden spoon.
The embarrassing trophy for the slowest driver of the day.
With the winner of this race, they'll be awarded a huge five points for their
team.
We've forgotten two people.
How about the team principles?
Cal Freezy and Vikkstar are the two TPs.
It's their job to motivate the team, lead them,
and also get tactical.
Hopefully, they don't take any pointers from Sunny Hayes.
They're also able to use a power-up once during the event.
It's called double points.
These lot are on fire with these names.
When activated the points for that drill, guess what?
They're double.
These drivers have been working really hard in the scene.
The British sarcasm.
I hope they have.
It's just constant British sarcasm this entire video.
It seems to be going really well.
This is real, 10 creators in 10, 2 million pound
plus race cars.
Who on earth signed this off?
And don't forget to tune in February 15th
for Formula E Evo sessions.
You're not gonna wanna miss this.
All right, so that's what this is.
And click.
So very tight on exit, but we hit the brake so he didn't roll into the wall.
So this was Chip at the chicane.
I thought he was doing a really good job here with the line.
Very nice line there on the right bit of track.
Now when we see this bit of curve here, let's have a look at the wall.
Ooh, that was good, wasn't it?
Yeah.
Now, Will and this.
Will.
This was the most entertaining I've watched.
Let's have a look at this.
Okay, all right, so I just thought there was a faster line through turning.
If you just don't take it, you could take a little bit through there.
I
See that
You listen to this thing
You were really good I thought I actually used you I actually used you as an example of what to do with turn 30
How's the audio?
I've been watching it as well, mate.
I'll take that. I'll take that.
That was spot on. Really good.
This is not quite how to press a brake pedal, is it?
So that's not quite how to brake,
but let's get to the fun bit.
That's a good lock up. Good answer.
Tell us about the chicanes on the track, Dan.
They're tricky, aren't they?
Yeah. Yeah.
Is this better?
So this was... Audio's gone?
Yeah, he was off the line really with me.
Yes.
where he got it wrong was telling him too late.
But yeah, there's a corner there.
Yes.
More?
Just for future reference, when there's a corner.
How's that?
Turn.
Yeah.
Very good, Corinne.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Bit of advice.
And then we also saw Arthur down at this one.
Still too low.
That was fun.
Yeah.
Ah.
A few people have done this.
I was in an interview for an hour just walking off.
You're just so important, Dan.
This is all the good stuff, but hooker now. He did it properly
This is your car. He wants everybody else as it seems and thought I can do a lot better than that in your car
And he's now ruined my primary rent
That's the worst
Anyone has not seen it before oh my god
Brilliant, but now what I would say that's what it's cool
So they're just doing warm-ups right now even the experts get it wrong. This was the raiding world champion
It's good now. Okay this weekend after she came and watch what happened to him turn in and went bang
Ripped off the corner of his car. So you know what?
It's a very very technical track. It's hard. It's hard. I was a bit scared when they said they were bringing evil sessions here
I have to say what your cars
Thank you
Okay, I guess I was waiting
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Now, before the Joules commence and a winner is crowned first, they must qualify.
This is survival of the fastest.
First off the circuit, the Senua Brog's team, led by Chip in the Jaguar,
can't track familiarity, was the order of the day at first.
But a marker put down for the rest of the time of a one minute twenty eight point four two
It's pretty crazy feeling
Holy s**t, this is scary
Chip's teammate Izzy Hammond couldn't conceal her excitement of being behind the wheel of her Lola
And while Will and he didn't hold back he was given a few reminders of the dangers involved in these ego sessions
Sorry, sorry, sorry
I think a couple of bumps, so I think I've got a few
Oh my gosh
That car is incredible
After TV opted the policy of self-preservation
You didn't slave? I did, but then I like I woke up on my own early
But no such trouble for busy. I've won drivers lose like ten pounds of fluid from sweating alone during a race. No way
The quick stars Matt Flanco was crazy tiptoeing around the track
Is it is it is the audio still be saying there's a good now
That is insane.
Before Brownie experienced a stark introduction to life behind the wheel.
Carby Lane embraced his back to the fire in all of the Roland's championship winning car,
but it wasn't long before his wheels went from under him.
I'm cool.
Amelia Hartford in her Porsche, she gave it everything and forced her way into the course of fire.
Alright, let's see it now.
Well my sing is fine but...
Look at when they talk
How was that? You spun. You're the first spin of the day.
It appears that having big muscles doesn't necessarily translate to driving a car well.
I think you can conclude that. I think I wanted to push harder because I...
How's it look now?
I was just focused on what I was doing and then I heard that the best lap so far wasn't like really good.
So I thought, alright, I need to lock in now and I pushed it too far.
I'm going to keep messing with it and tell me how. Because this is something on my end.
I was on the edge of my seat, but a little bit nervous after the spin, but he did a good job
of enjoying it.
He's still got the jewels coming up as well, so we'll make some improvements.
How about now?
When you spun out, you were just pushing too hard, just going way too quick.
Just flaming it down the track.
Now I was evidently out of control a little bit, but it's so...
I'll do that after.
No, you can't dress now.
Is it better or worse?
the worst. No, honestly, I don't really remember it. I remember being, I remember spinning.
I don't remember where it was or what happened, but I'm just glad it didn't end up in a
wall. How fast is that of your team? So there's loads of positives. Yeah, a lot of positive
things. I'm really happy to be here in these amazing experience.
Yeah, but honestly, you haven't driven any race cars or single-seater.
First time ever driving a single-seater car was an amazing experience. It was
cool and I really enjoyed it. You were really nervous? No, no, no, I'm cool. Say hi to my
mother, Choma.
Olly, what about for you? You said you were sweating more than when you were driving,
watching that. Yeah. The video is one second before the audio. He did great. So yeah,
he had a few moments, but it was nice. Oh, dude, he's probably burning up, man.
We promise you plenty of action lots of spins and one almighty crash
So this is the route to the final take a look at that have a quarterfinals line up
We've got Arthur and will any and the same team going against each other and this is given interesting on the quarterfinals with
Izzy Hammond
All right, let's see. Let's see how it goes because who does not have a car to race in which means that she gets to
Go straight through to the semi-finals. The audio is playing after the video right now
now I'm delighted to say that joining me now we have I mean I wish it was under
better circumstances we thought we were gonna see you at the end you know you've
got pedigree with the Formula E car what happened I mean I think I was finding
the limit looking for the limit and I found it
terribly and I think that's what happened sometimes and you were looking to be the fastest or your fastest and maybe I lost concentration in that braking point that's what I think may have happened
and I had the tires a little bit too hot.
A couple of factors that all came together
and we're seeing it right now.
I'm gonna be seeing this quite a lot these days, right?
Yeah, but if it makes you feel any better,
I crashed out of the lead of Grand Prix
when I was under no pressure
and I was just having to bring it home.
So I messed up, much worse than you just messed up.
Did you feel better?
It does comfort a little bit.
Did you check?
I mean, these guys messed up.
Well, exactly.
I don't expect so smart.
This is good enough now.
I mean, he messed up
he's been carding since he was five years old unbelievable adequate but did you
check the terms and conditions of your contract you don't have to pay for that
So right now is the video playing first or the audio?
I'm seeing it as a nice bath of humbleness like
Maybe you're expecting to be here and that day you'll be there. Maybe someday will be the other way. Am I right in saying
Okay, so okay
I was going to be over there. He could have almost been quicker
0.5 seconds faster faster than yeah, I was that was the p1 lap. Oh, we'll take that home
I'm gonna ask that did you check your shorts because if I was going for a day and crack in
I'd be to be honest it's incredibly safe like I felt just like a little tap I was like I'm gonna
just continue pressing the accelerator but how about that how's it like now the dry ship yeah
out of the dry ship so I mean I feel perfectly fine morally and below the
ground hopefully tomorrow I'm not sore I'm sure I will be a little bit but a it
is what it is how fast were you going in sir I was not looking yeah yeah
probably a bad idea it's not that also just a reminder that obviously it's not
just a car it's Dan Tickton's act I mean is it good enough crash shall we see
see how Dan reflects on the moment. Come on, over to you Bella.
Dan, your car was crashed but not by you for once.
I'm leaving.
Yeah, you're probably going to have to stay here.
So, yeah, pick up, crash your car.
I was going to say, you feel I heard you said it's a lot of money?
Yeah, it's a sizable sum.
Yeah, it's not ideal, but look, I mean, I said in a live interview in there,
if I could choose anyone to crash my car, it would be him,
because he is a very respectful lovely chap. He works hard whenever he comes here. He's obviously
here in the Evo Sessions last year, really cares, wants to do well and respectful. So, you know,
these things happen. We do it sometimes and we're paid to race. So, you know, yeah.
That's true though. Like you expected someone to crash the car, so it's just a shame there was
him, but he's also a pretty good driver in relation to these. Yeah, I'd say, I mean,
He's the fastest and he's obviously driven the car before but he like I've seen his data from last year and you know
He can drive like he's a good driver
He's just he locked the rears a little bit carried a bit too much speed and that's it. It's very easily done. Yeah, it happens
It's very easily done. What involvement have you had with him and his training or training?
I didn't I wasn't in the sim session so I was actually doing my own sim session for my racing at Porsche
Yeah, that's my job. Yeah
Yeah, but yeah, fair amount like the pre briefings before go go through on the track walk. We look at data like break shapes
Yeah, you're adding your knowledge
Well, we thank you for that
Shame you won't need anymore. Yeah
Can't wait for us then a crash master stop in scar. I'm not gonna crash
Now here is a reminder of what is coming up over the next hour or so?
So it's time for seven. We've got the heads ahead of the jewels now available for that
It's just one point of the quarterfinals
Then we go through to the semis three points available for each one of those if you win that you get your three points
And then you go through to the final but before the final takes place
We have the wooden spoon
I think the loser's cup but you get five points winning that one and the final will be taking place at
830 and of course we will find out who is crowned champion of the
I'm going to go over to Alexa to give us a little tour of the
Evo lounge. How's that going Alexa? Hey Nicky, well it's
going absolutely fantastic down here if I do say so myself. I've
been lucky enough to be in the Evo lounge all day and it's
absolutely happening down here. All of the creators have been
spending the day in here when they've not been in the
garage. Did you ever do this? I actually told him would.
Maybe maybe I could maybe I could do something with like
Red Bull or something. We've got games. We've got
You've got everyone seated, watch your left.
Actually, this is where our crates have been settled today.
So, Brownie, I'm going to jump in with you.
I'm so sorry.
Now, Brownie, you've got a little bit of time
before the wooden spoon race takes place.
I know it's the race no one wants to end up in,
but you could still have your glory moment
of winning that competition.
Five points.
Same points as the winner of the entire thing.
Not sure if it's fair, but I'm taking them.
Five points. I'm going for five points.
Well, tell me about your experience just briefly as well
because you loved it out there.
I absolutely loved it. I mean, I was going fast and I just half breasted and thought I was going all out and then I pressed even was like what what spaceship at my end. This experience was, I would say top one of my life. This is insane. But I would have liked to place a little bit higher.
You know what, we just have to get back in the car again sometime right?
100% next year.
Hi guys, I've already done the deal for you on dressing. No need to sign the contracts. Brownie, good luck in the wooden spoon race.
Thank you. Thank you.
Right, I think we should carry on through the evil lounge. You've got your collar. It would be really sick
I'm gonna talk to Red Bull that Red Bull told me there's super down to do a bunch of stuff this year by the way
How are you good? We are having so much fun. So thank you for letting us do this again. Good anytime
Now this is what I really wanted to show you the evil sessions sin rigs people have been
Long and the coolest part of it
They have the formulae Google Cloud coaching agent on so when you're in them you can wear a pair of headphones
and it will basically coach you like race engineer you through your lap it's
actually amazing the progress that people are making by using this race
engineer now anything else we should see in the land you got a DJ we got food we
go drink it's a wonderful time in here honestly I've had a real blast so guys
Just some sporting activities Nikki over to you
Right I think that's why you join us in the pillar and we're gonna go for a bit of a pit wander guys and
See who we can find it now. Obviously everyone's gonna be doing the final
Stupid show
They're one of the stupid big bang theory.
A denial of it, Joe.
Hello.
Hello, Bison girl.
Hello, hello, hello.
It looks really comfortable in there.
Yeah, I don't have the frame for these cock bits, so it isn't...
The nerves don't actually act like that, Joe.
It's very tight in there.
Yeah, shoulders.
Such broad shoulders you have, yeah.
So we get...
Is the race happening...
I think King Arts.
I
Do these guys are like
Actually, you know what I think I might be cuz I did something with a wow we were doing like the drift cars and stuff
Have you got any comments?
So there's a lot of burgers being said.
A lot of burgers.
Little, do you know about the burger?
No.
Can you just look into the camera and go burger?
Burger.
It's a stinker, do that.
Uh-oh.
Stinker.
It's a stinker.
There we go.
They love it that.
So is that face husband?
Yes.
It is five times burger.
How are you feeling that?
Whoa, what is that?
How are you feeling that your message is going to be watching you?
Do you feel pressure?
Okay.
Uh, audio.
On this.
Uh, what's going on?
My life.
I think it's like crashing my OBS.
I think it's crashing my OBS.
Chance to calm.
Yeah, let's take on what is going on.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, crazy.
Hand shaking, connected.
second half crashed in his qualifying session he's out Amelia Harford versus
Chip then Arthur TV and Will and E so the two Senor Frost saved up against each
other in the quarter finals. It's going to be hugely exciting to see how this one
is going to work out. So Bazinga versus Carby Lameden you can see the
qualifying times quite different in terms of their overall pace to another
Bazinga was actually the quickest of our 10 content creators here over the
course of the South Moon doesn't necessarily mean that that's guaranteed
though as we head into this one here DC yeah but you've got to say it based on
the practice time there's a lot more experience and therefore he should just
be able to bring this one round bring it home so this should be a fairly
straightforward victory for him that said you know over confidence sometimes
can get in the way of well he'd be picking up
You had a look at the data
Yeah, he's gonna make it count is a coffee lane there
Let's see how he gets on the lights to be joined at the culture box by Formula E CEO Jeff Dodge Jeff greater
Have you with us? What are you making of Evo sessions mark to them? I love it?
I love it feels very competitive. I mean everyone's taking it. Is it crazy listening. I'm sure I meant it like just started
Yeah, it was it was all like just like pre-game stuff, basically
Isn't it crazy it sounds like a freaking
Isn't it crazy that it sounds like Star Wars like Star Wars in the 80s guess to what electric stuff like this would sound like
Isn't that crazy?
around 10 to 12 seconds faster than that and I just said you know what could you
squeeze out of that when you it's impossible for him to consume 10 seconds or 12
seconds so I need this morning we what they showcases just how great these
former drivers are but what an opportunity to get behind the wheel of
an elite racing car. That's so insane to think about.
Michel and in Monaco in this very car and even with all of my years of motor racing I found it a great privilege to do so so
So, a leap of faith for you as a championship to get that opportunity.
Was it difficult to get buy-in from the teams or you know, you're one family and it's all for the greater good?
Well, we're one family but in reality you're putting together a group of people like content creators who are highly creative, fluid, agile
and you're asking them to work alongside people that work with military positions about milliseconds.
So it's a bit of a clash of cultures but if we want to introduce motor sports to new fans, the next generation of fan,
I can think of my better way to do it than this. Yeah, what a great way to
Yeah, I should have told it is on this out of turn four on the run in you have to train for a horn
Right of turns of five and six is a corner that catches drivers out has indeed court drivers out
Can't be lame having a bit of a slide through there caught it. Well, though
I've got to say it not easy and those sirens big corners to lose the rear end
But naturally pulled it back and you see though
So he's given to the bus stop and he's over corrected.
And you can see he's just run on days.
He comes up so fast that corner.
We've seen a few drivers over the course of today
being caught out by an unfortunate Vicarbi.
That is going to be the lap time gone then
in the corner finals,
unlike we had in the 15 minute qualifying session
earlier on, you only get one opportunity
to set a lap time here in the dual stages.
And unfortunately for Carbi,
that lap time has now disappeared.
Yeah, I think maybe his eyes were wide
from that moment and the high speed corner before.
And maybe that's the difference between people who regularly drive and those that are, you know, sort of the brain must be just filled with adrenaline and then look at that, it would have been super impressive how he made the corner, that would probably would have been quicker than a poleman from the E.
Yeah, it's another look at it then so he's just going in and almost just forgets that the corner is there. He did well to stop it before he ended up in the tech probe barrier.
The tech probe barrier.
Anyway, ladies, we're going to come across to the...
I turned it on and it burns me out.
I'm going to set the first time in this dual stage.
So I have to say though, given the fact that he was in the 147s earlier on at the start,
the fact that, you know, I know he's lost a bit of time, it's still not a bad lap time there at all for him.
He comes across the line.
It'll be the first representation we'll see in quarter-final.
One, it will, of course, be deleted as a result of exceeding track limits.
It's a 155, 473.
So plenty of time left on the table.
You're so professional.
Sorry, Jeff, you're so professional.
Exceeding track one. This is a new track
About gen 4 may be I was just thinking it's still a minute faster than Max Clemente code. Yeah, that's true
Even though he went by the bus stop and the bus carry
It's very true just looking there at the team principal for the senior frogs
There's Cal 3C down in the DS Penske garage at the moments
And he'll see his drivers out on track before too long. We just saw quicksaws with Carby Lane
Of course making up a new circuit here, and we'll see what cows team are going to be able to do
He's got Bazinger of course behind the wheel
That DS penskey machine. He's done exceptionally well. There's a fast track. Yeah
They said this is like a crazy sort of thing. It's like the fastest zero to sixty
especially with these cars
It tops out at 200 miles an hour worry as we so these guys are just like
YouTubers and stuff that we could see
or probably will seem like they've been training and stuff for it yeah it's
incredible amount of pressure for anyone to come to a new track new car yes
have been in Sims yes the teams have been incredible in terms of helping them
get trapped all of the race drivers are here putting the weight behind it
as well but it took as a professional it could be some 10 15 laps to learn
any racetrack and that was taking all of my professionalism onto onto the tarmac so
this is it I can't stress just how difficult this is Jeff you've driven a
Formula R car just it puts some meat on the bones for us in terms of you know
someone that's not a racing driver like yourself jumping into one of these cars
how difficult is it to get equated well first of all Tom thank you for
questioning my racing ability there I think that you don't get much time in
cars and what you I was in it for an hour or so and what you learn over that time period is
the car can do much more than you can do so it's providing you with the lines right you can break
incredibly late and incredibly hard you can accelerate very aggressively but there's a big
difference between sitting in a simulator which I do a lot of with my son beating me by the way
but sitting in a simulator where there's no walls and you can hear a refresh button and respawn
and going on a racetrack where the walls are pretty close to so yeah I tip my
Yeah, he has a good...
Guys, they've been bazingers like crazy.
about now. I thought there was a corner stage left and ended up going off the road.
Yeah for anyone who hits a racetrack for the first time then we've got very nice
marker boards 300, 200, 100 that give you clear indication where you are on
track. Okay mate, let's keep the bay as we start.
So let's see what Bazinga there is going it's to be able to do. Spoked
to him earlier on he was really happy actually without things. I tell you
his lap time was right at the end of that qualifying session.
Dufy was on a flying lap and he was coming to the final screen where it all went wrong for him
as he made a mistake, hit the barrier in quite dramatic style and ended up out of qualifying
four good because he's not a bit competing in the Jaws. But here is the thing, and then
on a flying lap... Is that it? It is. I like to be doing that.
...the team principal for Senior Frogs count three, which you made his way through
turns one and two. Jack, what's the chat saying on YouTube at the moment? Any
Exciting comments coming in chair on YouTube comments a lot of support for any commenters
Okay
tricky to get this one right as you blast onto this back straight it's all about getting the exit
right through there as well it's so easy to just glance the wall. It's kind of crazy doing a
really good job of... Did you not see my tweet? We're doing Coaches Man of Dudes.
Nice lines there's no question about that clearly you can see a big difference between
the professionals and what he's doing but there's no faulting the line he's taking
He's giving the wall understandably a bit of a white berth there.
Sir, I've got a question. So I've seen energy. Is that the battery?
Yes, exactly. So can they run out of battery?
Not on this lap, but in the racing, yes. Of course, you've got an energy level
and the driver run out of energy as well.
Right, so what happens when they run out of energy?
It's like a video game.
And if they don't get it calculated correctly, then they lose the race.
But these guys get it perfect.
That's all you did get that lap perfect.
was for Zynga then as well. Not quite as quick as we saw from him in qualifying earlier on.
A 133-752 is the gauntlet laid down by the quickest man from this afternoon. It's not
time earlier just to put a bit of context onto that was a 127-984. Of course that was in a 15-minute
qualifying session where he had opportune time to get heat into the tyres, into the brakes,
into all the systems and of course the crucially getting self-warmed up as well.
So we lay now out of the car to a round of applause for the Nissan team. Here we're
disappointed with that but I think you can obviously say hi jumping in a car like
this around a tricky racetrack is is certainly not a mean feat. Yeah my good
he's the disappointment he's walking away like a kid is just going for the
first lick of the ice cream and it's falling on the floor. Well making his way
back into the main then here is Bazinga and again nice steady lap time as we
said a few seconds away from where he was earlier on the staff thing but I
wonder where it's going to be relative to the other competitors. Yeah I think
That was a strategy. If you know your competitor has not managed to do a lap then you just need to bring it round
Yeah, there's no point throwing any unnecessary risks into it is there really to be honest
So makes sense with the single to just leave a little bit on the table
Of course semi-finals he has now qualified for but we need to find out who the other three drivers are going to be
Unlike the usual jewels format we have in Formula re by the way
Normally we'd have two cars. Yeah time for matters of safety of course with the content creators here
we've got one car out at each particular point. So the semi as the
quarterfinal one is now done and Dustin will get quarterfinal two underway in a
few minutes time, which should have been Izzy Hammond and Juca, but it's just
going to be Izzy Hammond, we understand, out on the circuit because of course Juca
smashed it into the barrier at the end of the qualifying session and as
certain car is too damaged to be and he will not be out here to go.
Well that is unfortunate for Juca, he was quick in Miami when we had the
the previous EVA sessions but that takes pressure off Izzy and she gets the opportunity to go through
to the next round. That was backing her actually as someone that could really improve over the course
of this competition. Yeah well it gives her an opportunity for a bit more track time as well DC
you know she can be going out against Bazinga a little bit later. I try to laugh as he let it in.
You can see in the Lola Yamaha Raps car and Izzy feels so good. Of course one is the daughter
of Richard Hammond but also is a motorsport content creator in her own right part of the
drive-drive network now as well and creating some really fun and exciting videos as part of the
space on YouTube and on social media. So as people see this on the daily how are they
how are they performing so far? How does this compare to real racing? Well we're a little way off
in terms of the pace but yeah I think if you look at the experience relative to what these
drivers are doing so imagine yourself watching some seven-year-olds play
football right and then you go watch your favorite football team right so
they're not quite the messy of racing just yet not yet but you know everyone
has to start somewhere you're right so so am I right and said best just got a
lap time of 133 correct and what is a pro doing pro is doing well on a fast
that 117 to doing it 300 kilowatts so to me that doesn't sound like much of a
difference it's like being in another postcode yeah sit there with a stopwatch
in count 20 seconds I bet it will seem a lot longer than it actually is in
reality right yeah anyway it's a difference between first class and
economy in a plane that's quite a lot you used to be in the front well I've
never done fast class I wouldn't know but I imagine it's quite a lot I'm
normally the luggage hold to be honest with you so I can't be safe too much
But then get out out of the car then back into the DSPency garage there is Cal
Freezy just giving him some congratulations I'm sure be off to the
next pit box before too long as another team member of Zinnia Frogs Izzy Hammond
is out on track of course she's now all on her own in this session with you
can not able to compete. Wow that was good commitment on the way into the
first corner. Yeah really nice done there for Izzy not quite using all the
road on the exit of turn two but nonetheless as she runs down in
towards turn four it's again looking nice and neat and tidy the lines are
all good. They're all over. You see the great. Yeah, I was talking to her after her qualifiers
and because she's early because I have a sponsor and there's a limitation to how far back you
can actually from a safety point of view bring the pedals towards the driver. Then she was
struggling to get 100% throttle on the on the straight. So I expect this to be an even
better lap than her qualifying time because she's been practicing kind of like I guess
like a ballet dancer getting on your tippy toes to make sure she can get full power yeah well I
wondered if the fact that she's in Zane Maloney's car and Zane is not exactly the most what's the
way of putting it he's a bit versatility challenged so he's about five foot four there and there
about he's always on the tallest of racing drivers he's a bit of tire champion there
oh that's a big offer is he
it's spectacular style down at turn 13 completely rips the front of the car off
and too much commitment the rear's gone as well and that is a big smash into the wall for Izzy Hammond in the lowland
Well, hopefully everything will be um absolutely fine
Coach, I heard you were invited to host and race informally but you turned it down for some reason
you turned down hosting the Superbowl in the comments
Izzy cars will be deployed
Yeah, they'll be sending a medical car down there as well, you can see for the Zynga there
He's of course a little bit shaken up by that because I didn't want that to happen
The debris and the damage of the car on the circuit
But we saw her understeering going into that corner America to Chep's key race director
And we've chosen to just get a quick message there
But sadly not to people give you some updates as soon as we receive them there is brownie
He'll be out in the end. That's just a warning sign. Isn't it for for these drivers here?
It's a race car on a racetrack and we just caught the back end there and clearly got offline through the apex and then
Then that took her towards the retaining barrier on the outside of the track
Yeah, we are just getting a message through
For her about team radio that she is okay and she is reporting that she's fine after that one
But a big incident to the wall
Is carcass 1 through 9 guys each?
Yeah
Repair but of course, you know for Izzy. That's that is a big crash especially at this early stage of the Jules
It was right at the very beginning. She is is he okay?
Yeah
Yeah, let's get the concert cleaned up because it's littered with debris on the racetrack as you can see part of the front wing
on the left hand side a
a wheel that's come off of the rear of the car and as you can see they're just a fair bit of debris and shock and
Why are no questions needed? She is indeed Dad's girl, they have the same...
Here in the Evo Sessions, see us in team radio.
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
What happened?
My brakes, like I was braking but it just was not stopping and I think I turned in as I braked.
So, possible technical problems there for Izzy, but also maybe a bit too much speed into the
corner perhaps as well. We'll wait and dissect it a little bit later on.
You see how clear her message was though, that's reassuring. Absolutely identifying
what the issue was. Too much speed offline.
Yep, Mark Preston, team principal. That's the two-week holiday in Barbados. Sadly gone
for now.
Wait, who is her dad?
Run out of that outfit, and you can see inside the garage here for the Lola Yamaha apps team at the moment, so...
Let's have a look at what happened then, so we're just seeing her coming into the corner, so...
She's understeering, understeering, understeering, runs out of room, and it's a heavy impact into the wall.
The crucial point there is there's no...
Oh, um...
...on the outside, it's just a concrete wall.
So, in terms of absorbing the energy, there's not really a lot of...
Richard Hamlin from Top Gear, not the big guy, the smaller guy?
She's got an armful of lock on and then just go straight to the scene of the accident
Yeah, look it looks obviously very spectacular
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay the car there, but the actual crash structure you can see remains in place the
Suspension would have absorbed a lot of that impact as well, and there was no question
Okay, I'm not gonna lie. I skipped that dono because I thought it was like an insensitive
Dono voice. I didn't know her dad was like a racer who died
Okay, the wall rips the front rips the rear
Yeah, that's why yeah, that's why that's why it's ours
Yeah, an expression well no questions needed. She is indeed dad's girl
This is a standard procedure that we'd have in formulary with a an impact of that magnitude of course
It's gonna set a lot of safety systems off in the cars given the G's that would have been red following that one
Yeah, I didn't know I didn't know who her dad was I didn't I just didn't know I just assumed
That it was like a bad
That's good news there for the senior frogs they go up from one point to two points
So despite their dad crash luncheon power few years ago have one driver removed from that session
They will still get something out of it. Yeah to me damn
It's almost like throttle and brake has been running together
There was no obvious signs of locking
Yeah, you can see the fire extinguisher on the other side of the wall there, rather, being knocked over as a result of the force of that impact once the car collided with the barrier, but more lock and more lock.
It's nice to try to capture the ship at this point, and then bang, straight into the wall for Easyham.
And not the way she would have wanted to end the Evo Sessions, nor the lowly Yamaha app team, or indeed for the Senor Frogs.
He called it with the front right and brought the car up into the air after that initial impact and then, of course, whacked the rear of it as well.
So for Senor Frogs, for Cal Freezy, the team principal, plenty of thinking to do, but they do still score one point despite the fact that Izzy was not able to complete the lap.
track cleanup operation is underway here let's go down to Bella who is in the pit lane as we see
you having an up and out of the car and just jumping into the medical car following that one
which is the the best news possible let's go down and catch up with Bella who is with the
driver for the the number 22 in the lowly mr aptine zane Maloney
this is live yeah sad to see your car like that this is a curse yeah come on twice off twice
Izzy's okay, so that's...
Are you sad to see her car?
So yeah, I'm glad she's okay.
I know, I'm annoyed.
I have to say Izzy was my favorite.
So to see that is like, shocking and annoying,
but it's annoying for the team as well,
but she's amazing, she's really good, so...
I mean, the most important thing is that she's okay,
so that's all we care about right now,
and then of course, the car's gonna fix,
and we'll do our best to fix the car,
but she enjoyed it as well,
She did a great job in the first run. She was doing very well just now.
These cars are hard to drive so yeah, she shouldn't beat herself up.
Yeah, how much involvement did you have with helping her and training her?
Well, she was here for the weekend so she watched all the qualifying and stuff
and then at the simulator she did two days and then the track walked today.
So she was well prepared and she showed that on the track as well, just unfortunate at the end.
Yeah, I know. When I saw her before she was really calm and collected so it's a shame but it is what it is.
Thank you. Thanks Bella. Thank you to Zaymah Loney down there in the pit lane there.
Shame for the Loney Yamaha app team for Izzy Hammond and indeed for the Senor Frogs.
But whilst we got a break in proceedings in here as the circuit is cleaned up
following that incident, get involved. Let us know where are you watching? What
driver are you rooting to win? Who do you think is going to win after what we've
seen qualifying today? Let us know. We'd love to hear you out on the track.
People are saying this track is like crazy. I saw a few comments
I saw one saying Bess and Chip are favourites, but Alpha TV may be a dark horse today
I saw him earlier on he looked pretty steady out there. He had a few spins didn't he?
He had a few spins
With his hang
the right hand side is Brownie, Mahindra and Andretti team for those drivers, there's
Dan Ticktem also on the right hand side, he's another man who's in his car, ending
up in the wall here in Jeddah. And this is the thing, isn't it? You know, 12 months
ago we did the EVO sessions but we did them in Miami, a circuit that had a fair bit
of runoff area there was an opportunity for these mistakes to be rectified here
as you can see when those errors do come through or whatever indeed it was
that happened to Izzy Hammond you can end up in the wall in quite dramatic
style as we said the best news is that she is okay she's out of the car and
now being brought back into the pit lane I'm sure there'll be a recordry check
into the with her into the medical center 25 G's we're hearing that impact
was so a fairly hefty whack into the wall for Izzy Hammond and so we've
I've got a question here. A lot of people are asking how the points work.
Why? So, Senor Frogs currently have two points. How does that work?
So, in the quarterfinals, drivers can score one point for each of whoever wins, essentially, in that one.
Then it's three points for the semi-finals, and then the finals you get five points.
But also, the wooden spoon race, you get five points as well.
And what is the wooden spoon race?
That's the only way I can describe it is the race of the losers, really.
So you've got obviously your 10 drivers that progress forward to the bottom two
You didn't make it to the into the Jules so eight went through from the quad bike session into the Jules
And then the bottom two ended up in the wooden spring race
They'll be competing against one another so you don't really want to be in the wooden spring
Well, you say that but you cut you don't want to in terms of pride
But you can get five points, which is the same you can get in the finals
And they've got the double points that they can use as well
So each team has got basically a Joker card
they can use at one point here tonight so you can be a loser and still get as many points as if you were in the final
Correct, but you could also if the team for example looks at the other driver on the other team or whoever else they were facing off in that
Wood Spoon Race they could look at it and they can say right we think our ones gonna win
We'll go for the double points there so they can go from five points up to ten points
It's all mind games isn't it really? It is yeah. It's all mind games
So what's going on it's nice and easy to follow
hopefully. So looking at these highlights then of the evening sessions here so far, we've
had three laps out on track, one of which has ended up with a fairly spectacular crash.
This was Izzy Hammond who looked really good actually at one point in the last and then
unfortunately here down at turn 13, it all went wrong very quickly indeed. Crashed it
into the barrier. Big amount of understeer through that corner, she said that there
was, couldn't get the car slowed down and was wondering if it was her doing also
wait and see what the upshot is at that once it's all been looked into.
However, as you said, the main thing is that she is okay following that crash. Let's just remind
you of the route to the final here for Formula E's Evo session. So, Bazinga and Carby Lane went
up first of all. Bazinga progressed forwards into the semi-final. Izzy Hammond should be in
semi-final one. However, of course, that car... Who is Carby Lane? ...at this time soon, so she
will be out of qualifying for the foreseeable future, which makes things nice and easy,
actually for the senior frogs because he would have been both of their drivers
going head-to-head amongst one another if you're wondering why Juca has not
featured in the duel so far that's because he crashed out in the court in
the qualifying session earlier on the south end on his final flying that when
he was set to pose the Zynga of his top spot that he'd occupied for the
majority of the session he also went into the wall and down at the final
chicane there is the Zynga in the Evo Sessions lounge well I suppose
As we said, it's it's some big time
Dude, I should have fricking I fricking with so hard dude, I should have fricking gotten on the tiktok train now, which is years ago
Which is fantastic looking forward to seeing I should have done it man. I should have done it
I'm going to do well here for the Evo sessions tonight. I fricking get a whiffed
How fast can these cars really go because I've seen it on the big screen, but being here yesterday
That was different gravy. It didn't didn't have real how fast these cars are good
What is there like top speed up to 200 miles an hour and that is bad
Yeah, I wish I got my wife on the only
And I noticed something because I did the simulator yesterday it's hard the brakes don't break because you're going so fast
It's like you've got a the pedals hard. It's hard
Not a pressure a lot of PSI you've got to put into that. We'll come back to that thought in a few moments time
Let's go down and catch up with Bella who is with Carby Lane Carby was in the quarter finals
We saw him running on down at the bus stop which came, sadly his lap time was deleted
and he will go no further than the course of finals for the quick stars team and indeed for Nissan.
However, he's in the pit lane. Let's go down and see what he has to say following that qualifying run.
It's a shame. It didn't exactly go to plan, but it's still a mental experience, isn't it?
Yeah, it's a crazy experience. I didn't want to let down the team.
It's a possible right to aren't yeah, I wanted to happen there's a big crash. No, no
I wanted to speed up as much as I could for
forget
And a good point
It went how it was Richard Hammond's daughter. Yeah, I mean it's a mental experience either way. It's so good
Yeah, it's amazing experience and
And uh, best of luck to the winner and not everyone does this. You know, it's not easy thing
But I could have I could have done better. Well, he doesn't normally talk
Lovely stuff. Thank you here with Vic team principal
That was a moment
That was that was a big big moment. Um, that is a member of the other team, but super unfortunate to see
It's all your reaction. Yeah, it shows kind of that these are the real cars
So it's groundbreaking to show something like this, but you know like not talking is kind of
And you know the pressure is right up there, isn't it? You know, it's like that's like the wrong
Atkinson's track to get through to the semi, but it's that's why that's why Mr. Bean was so
Bob they had to qualify quite a long time ago. It was a good, you know,
the track and then suddenly in this environment you're live there's a lot of pressure on to
perform.
The street lights and pressure you've got a lot of people that you want to show off that
car too. So it is unfortunate and the round before that was also unfortunate for the
quick stars. We have one driver left in this championship but I have big time in earlier.
I mean, she could go the whole way.
I mean, she's a legend though.
Yeah, she's got a lot of experience.
She's been in the car before.
And yeah, I believe that, yeah, she's coming up soon.
With that one driver role, what are you going to be telling her?
Because I can see in that it could shake off a few people.
I mean, I'm sure.
Yeah, I do actually.
I need to run down to the garage and speak to her.
But we did have a little conversation.
She was very consistent on her qualifying.
So she's got experience in the car.
She was very consistent.
So she needs to push a little bit, but hopefully not too much.
And I believe she will be driving second as well.
So she'll have an idea of what she needs to do.
And also maybe you just want to bring her a nice clean lap
with a car in one piece.
Definitely, that's what we're hoping for.
OK, nice song.
Well, what are you going to be doing now?
How are you going to get the nerves to relax?
I'm going to run down to the garage
and get ready to watch the next deal.
Coach, so what you're saying is you turned down.
host a Super Bowl, and you saw what happened, and now this and that happened. When will
you be held responsible? Well listen, it's not my fault, you know. Causation is not accusation.
You know, accusation is not causation. I just watched the video you put out about
the pre-nurse post-mortem on Arnabug. I think you were writing PDR at the bug, because
You see first launch me to the top box.
There's a major.
Yeah, these guys do set them in over to you.
I mean, crazy.
I mean, you had a little one earlier.
Well, I was your thoughts on that.
Yeah, I mean, I heard she was OK, but I'm glad that's what I was telling before.
Like these cars are safe.
It's insane that that was a very like a person like very shocking crash, but thankfully
she's OK.
And we're down to low numbers on quick stars.
So what's your thoughts?
How are you feeling?
I'm going to rip my team, of course, quick stars.
Amelia, we're rooting for her.
We're rooting for her big time.
Let's go.
Right, Arthur, you're still in this.
Oh, yes.
OK, I'm not.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, no.
Wah, wah, wah.
OK, so you could still be in it.
How was it, though?
Like, just explain to us about the whole day,
the whole experience and even the prep in fact because you guys got to go on a
sim as well. Exactly so I still have the wooden spoon race which I don't want that
spoon so I'm going for that but the prep was not a lot it was two days in the
sim so that helped in a massive expensive sim from Andretti the team
shout out to Andretti but they did an amazing job I did my best for two days
straight but that was all the experience I had. The fact that you've also
wearing the colors of Andretti like they are one of the biggest names in motorsport it must come
with a huge privilege like you're in the Andretti family now. It is a massive privilege this entire
experience I hope I'm back next year but once in a lifetime experience. Give a shout out Michael
Andretti you know you might be watching you never know he probably pays the rent at the end of the
day. Exactly so shout out to them. Lovely stuff all right let's have a little wander round
can we find anyone else? I've lost Kai. There you are.
Look, everyone's kind of disappeared.
Well, they're probably scarred because they knew you were coming.
Probably.
I can spy. Who's ever in this corner?
The food's been good here, though, hasn't it?
It's been banging. I've been literally stuffed in my face.
I wish I had time to do that. Corrine, we're going to throw it to you. Look at that.
Hi, Nicky.
Good to see me.
Do you want to stick around and see?
Yeah, we want to watch this.
Come on then.
I've grabbed a world champion.
I'm sorry, Dennis.
Jake, that was pretty scary to watch, wasn't it?
It was a pig here.
Yeah, I was stood with you when we were watching it live.
And yeah, really not nice to see something like that.
Yeah, because we heard us on the radio
with an issue with the brakes.
Yeah.
But it did look a bit like that, didn't it?
Yeah, I mean, ultimately, we don't really know
what's happened as of yet.
So we can't really jump to conclusions.
But you can clearly see her trying to really, like,
slow the car down there she's grabbing the wheel trying to divide them doing
everything she possibly can and yeah this impact here I'm not even talking from
experience I've never had one like this but it's it's can actually be very very
very painful and really thankful that is he walked out of that one yeah I mean
just looking for this angle you know not for just for people to understand the
line is is down here normally isn't it you want to be down so you know the
fact that she's way or wide suggests that something went a bit right there but to
me that you know when you watch the point where it hits the wall and the rear of
the car jumps in the air that's a sign of how big the impact is isn't it yeah
for sure I mean we have sensors on the cars to tell us what type of impact that
was and that has triggered the sense sensor for sure a double impact like
that is seriously painful for the knees the body she'll definitely feel
that in the morning but they're great that she walked out of that one but
That's a lot of damage.
It's a lot of work for the load of guys
to fix before Madrid.
Yeah, I mean, that's super not nice to see.
But the rig to come up like that,
that's looking at easy 45, 40G there of impact.
Yeah, I mean, that's a big number.
But very happy that she's got away with it,
because we heard on the radio, saying she was OK.
We saw her get in the medical car.
She'll go off to get checked, as you guys would,
because as you said there, when
have a crash that's more than a certain g-load. The FIA will ask the drivers to go check and
save for Formula E here. So yeah, very glad that she's okay. But thank you for your time.
Thank you.
Back to you guys.
Thank you.
Thank you very much indeed, Karun. Yeah, back to the commentary box and back to what is
going to be happening out on track in a few moments time as well. Good news, as we
said, is that EZ Hammond is okay following that crash. But we're going to have Emily
We're half a day out in a few months time.
She's actually a returning to the
Formula E Evo sessions.
American Automotive Content Creator,
presenter and producer,
but has also been racing in Pikes Peak,
racing Pikes Peak Proportia,
finished second in her class last year.
So really impressive and has got some proper
behind the wheel experience.
She'll be going up against
Senor Frogs bird chip.
No, otherwise known as chip
and he's a long for digital content creator
with an established YouTube catalog,
launched the fellas with Cal Freezy, who of course is the team principal of the
Senor Frogs outfits. There is a media heart, but as you can see six million
followers on social media. She qualified 6th earlier on at the Saab to do, and
she's got the the air blower on her just to try and keep her a bit cool. It
is baking hot still here under the lights in Saudi. It's about 25 degrees.
I'm gonna light the Saudi Saudi night lights in new football series Saturday night lights
300 kilowatts
I don't know, man.
That was crazy, dude.
Yeah, big hit. You can see the driver of that car regularly. They had a good performance yesterday and well it looks a big hit and there's no question it is.
But the good news is that when an accident keeps moving and I've got a bit of experience of crashing cars over the years, the movement is absorbing that energy.
So the great news was she was on the radio, so did Lake. It was just another Sunday drive
So my right in saying that these are like the proper cars
My brakes like I was breaking but just was not stopped like and I think I turned in as I break
Very calm and analytical following an impact such as that
So these cars, these are the proper cars, aren't they? These are the ones the guys are racing yesterday, right? Absolutely.
And what happens now? Because that car looks a bit, you know, works for wear.
That's going to be a complete rebuild, we reckon. That's the front powertrain's done, rear's done, tub probably has taken some substantial damage to it.
They get dispensation here in the e-mortgage. It doesn't come out of the allocation for that team for the season, thankfully.
But yeah, it's going to be a proper full-on rebuild.
Jeff Dodd joins us back again in the commentary box, CEO of Formula Rhee.
Jeff, you've just been down talking to Izzy. How is she? Is she okay?
She's absolutely fine. I think a mixture of high adrenaline.
So she's speaking perfectly well.
I think a bit of adrenaline and clearly a bit of shock.
And actually, if I wanted, a bit of embarrassment
because she keeps going on about, I can't believe I've wrecked their car.
But no, she's fine there.
Got her under observation right now.
And if she needs to go off to hospital,
they'll take her off for a bit of more observation.
If not, she'll come back here and join the rest of the team.
But she was in good spirits, speaking fine.
But obviously that's a big shock, right?
That would have taken out of her.
Yeah, it's never easy when you have an accident
of that magnitude.
As you said, you've had a few in your time.
I can't imagine there ever comes a point
where it gets any easier to deal with.
No, absolutely.
But actually, although she's not an experienced track driver,
she's grown up around the world of automotive. Her father's got a bit of
experience when it comes to some high-speed incidents and accidents so
for me what was absolutely clear how calm her voice was and describing what
happened and as Jeff explained there you know there's a procedure whenever
there's a high G incident that the medical team will go through but she
sounded pretty clear that she understood what it happened. Yeah Richard
actually was calling him while I was there so she was talking to her dad and
he was understandably concerned and checking in on her and she was talking him through it in great detail.
So hopefully all good and I say we can rebuild cars, that's not a problem.
I'm sure lowly Yamaha will have some work cut out over the coming days, but that is the lowest of the priorities.
Yeah, good news. Thank you very much, Steve, that Jeff really, really appreciate that update.
So we now shift our focus over to the third of the quarterfinals that will be immediately
harped up against Chip. That will be coming along the way in about five or so minutes time.
In the meantime, let's go down to Nicky and the crew in the Evo lounge
Thanks Tom now earlier you said you were on the same I was in a solid lap time of
Minutes, so what is it? Let me have a look at what's the current? Oh, yeah, that's not good. Is it?
You were about three times slower than everyone is that a lot in the racing world
I mean yeah, you were I would say not just a different place code
You were in a different country.
Right.
Yeah, quite far behind.
But we got kind of hot seat.
He's up for a challenge.
Can you hear us?
So watch your, oh, those racing lines are good.
So I just noticed, is that real life, the stats?
Because that says 200, top speed, 207 kilometers an hour.
Now, I don't know what that is in miles,
but that sounds pretty fast.
I'm going to go with extremely fast.
like is that 140 what time do I need to be what time are you now 158 158 the
overall time by it's a secret driver number one the quickest is a one minute
nineteen point four six but to be honest if you get who on this list you want to
beat Ethan trying to beat ninth that he's got a one minute twenty three point
five shit it's not looking good mate it's not oh yeah you're not it's not
looking good. Don't you take quite a lot of time on SEMS? Me, yeah sometimes but I don't
think it's good to dive into people's issues. Speed up a bit. Oh no, it's not good. It's
not good, you're spinning. Okay here we go. This is the start of the lap. So these cars
have a reverse function? Okay so they do. The first turn here breaking a lot. Oh
lovely line always gone red taking Jack's advice of feathering it feather feather
feather just teasing it just a bit of foreplay with a with a pro and then beautiful line I feel
like you're cheating because these lines don't exist in real life can we turn that
can we turn those off I feel like you've cheated the game I didn't listen someone
I'll say it up so let's give them one lap with the lights all right thank you thank you
I'm glad you're here.
So where is it breaking?
What are you on?
A bit of drifting.
32 seconds.
You've hit a wall.
But we're still going.
That's what matters.
That is what matters.
And again, breaking.
Beauty.
Beauty.
Lovely.
Jack, have you had a go on this yet?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Really good.
That doesn't sound convincing.
I mean, it's not like it's quick.
We're going to come back and we'll let you know what that time is.
We're only 53 seconds in.
I mean, you are on sector two, though.
Okay, all right, should we make it to section three?
Yeah, we'll make it to section three.
I don't even know what that means, but we'll do it.
All right, okay, fine.
We'll make it to section three, all right.
We are going to try and report back
on the last 20 seconds of this lap.
He's going through the chicane at the moment.
Can he make it through safely?
Yes, he can.
He's hit the apex beautifully there.
Yeah, we're beautiful on the apex.
I was literally gonna say that
before you said that as well.
Beautiful apex.
And now he's just following the line.
Following the line's gonna stay that in one direction.
So the apex.
We're down the self finish straight. Come on. What we're gonna get?
Speed up, speed up.
Oh, it's 1.31.27.
You're on the leader.
Actually back sitting IRL, dude.
He's on the leaderboard.
Thank you very much indeed, Nicky.
Yeah, funnily enough, that 1.31 was actually quicker than the fastest I've ever seen so far
in the quarterfinals.
Amelia Harford, who is gonna be out against Burt Schipp in a couple of moments time.
I'll say a couple of moments.
A minute and a half or so until we see those two drivers out on track.
now Amelia was actually very competent earlier on it's her second time appearing in the formulary
evo sessions and she was from the Maserati 12 months ago in Miami here this weekend she's of
course with the Porsche team Bern Schiff is going to be out with the Jaguar outfit Jaguar
winners here this weekend in the Jenner I wouldn't say moonlight but that's probably not the
correct way of putting it actually for that matter Porsche were on Friday as well so two
Winning teams from this Jedochorney circuit about to go out on the track
I'm interested to see how this one works out says Amelia lines up at the exit of
Pitlane 300 kilowatts of course and all-wheel drive as you blast away on to the circuit for
One and only flying lap in possession. So how it works in Formula re in the duals format you get one out lap
You get one flying lap and that is your lot. You can see we have
That's what my session was about, and Chip was...
Yeah, that is true.
...7 seconds or so faster than any half.
It's quite a pace difference between them.
However, we have seen drivers struggling to get the pace of performers
out of the car over the course of that one flying lap.
In the qualifying session, they have 15 minutes to do it.
Here, a very different set of circumstances.
Sort of like breathing behind.
Sort of like breathing experience.
So I'm going to go with...
She just did enough to make it through.
and she's going to be the biggest improver in this head-to-head.
Let's see what goes on then. For Amelia Harford, as she exits away onto the circuit,
Greenlight's about to come on at the end of Pit Lane, at the Jeticorn East Circuits,
and she blasts out onto the track then.
So the American driver, as you said, known for making automotive and car content,
doing track and drag strip testing and vehicle engineering and modification projects.
see how she's going to fare in this one. As you say, a second appearance in the EVO sessions.
A lot of experience in terms of driving street legal cars very quickly, but you can see she'll
need the perfect 6-2 according to Google Gemini. Her best time was three seconds behind the chip.
And that's in terms of the second time obviously, because you've got seven seconds over the course
of the lap. So she's out in what was Nico Muller's car with the number 51 on the side of it.
and Muller's still here this weekend as Amelia comes down in towards the bus
stops you came which is where we've seen so many drivers being caught out here
this weekend very easy to run on
Steady is the name of the game here. People say she's really good.
of smooth is fast and fast is smooth.
Yeah, I think that's just calming words.
There's no question when we've had a couple of incidents
that can destabilize some of the drivers,
but she has experience.
And reminder for Britt Warner-Burton
in stretch line heading to turn 13.
So Britt Warner-Burton, that's a mode in the car.
So obviously maximizes much temperature in the brakes
as you possibly can.
to turn 13 is the longest straight on this racetrack.
Yeah, looking like a good out lap, good build lap.
And we'll get a much better idea when she launches
into the first sequence of corners, just where her head's at.
Yeah, coming down to start, pretty straight.
Accelerating up into Wars Turn 1.
Find the breaking point, find the apex,
and nice and smooth through Turn 1 and 2.
Well, apex is both of those corners,
so looking sweet so far.
Down towards turn four
Anti-drivers here taking a bit of a late apex slightly early there for a medium
She gets it all rotated quite nicely using all of the available road and her disposal turns five and six
It's called a few of the mash takes a bit of a lift going into there because the tire's not really up to the
Optimum working range at this point. Yeah, she she built cars
Your ability and again you can hear a sort of lifting off the throttle coming down to what she's in Grand Turismo movie
But not for a meeting that generally firebunners, but I did not through quite easily
Yeah, whatever you track down a car. I would I do I want to talk to Red Bull about doing something
But I get up the train for this
Yes, like this is like F1 electric car rotate it quite nicely
Blast it out of turn 13 in some words. Now Red Bull does for me the one on my thing
She's looking at very solid that I'm not sure how much quicker it is than her qualifying lap
But to me it looks like several seconds well 25 one just to put that into context
That's the first sector time that she says the drivers in Formula re this week
Is she actually doing a good job on the racing lines? I'm not a pro
I'm not a pro viewer
But it seems to me like she was doing pretty good in the quarterfinals
That's a nice, steady, good benchmark time for Hartford to set.
The question is, though, is Chip going to be able to beat it
in a couple of minutes when he goes out in the Jaguar Jaguar
roundly there on the left hand side.
Don't you mean Jaguar brother?
And there is Amelia Hartford making her way back around on this slow down.
You're considered getting a like a car considered.
Yes. Get some track experience beyond that.
Now she pulled a good time out of the bag as a result of it.
yep solid perfect three seconds off cool down and hit confirm cool down and it's
and again DC nice and concise feedback in the cool down lap as well yeah she's
got her mind in all things automotive and that was a good response to that front brake locking
machine launched into the long 13 yeah well i thought it was a rear that locked her first
As the new plastic bus batch.
the pit lane. There's a lot for them to take in isn't there in such a short space of time and
you know it's simulation technology is incredibly good nowadays but there's nothing quite like being
out on track. No absolutely not as exactly as you say as we see Nico Muller the traditional driver
of that number 51 Porsche in the box. We look over to the Jaguars then as Chip exits on to the
the racetrack then. See what he is going to be able to do in response to that. In terms of the time
that we saw earlier on for Chip in that Jaguar, he did not look too bad at all. He was third
quickest overall in the qualifying session with a 128-425. That was about half a second or so away
from Bazingers' quickest time as teammate.
What's the chat saying, Jack, is he exciting?
Well, we got here. The chat is moving very fast.
Um, let's see.
So, people are asking how much do these cars set you back?
If you're going to buy one from...
Can you just buy one or is it quite an exclusive thing?
I wouldn't say you'd probably be popping down the main dealer anytime soon
soon to put an order in for one. Are we talking M's? Oh yeah. Multiple M's? Well that's a good
question. Definitely M's. Multiple M's remain to be seen. I suppose it depends on the level of
sophistication you want to go for. But put it this way, it's not a pocket change. Yeah I think
there's an operational budget cap for the season which we need to ask an adult to give us exactly
that information. But team ready? Remember what we talked about, exiting Fish and Cays.
So a round of applause there for Emilio. And we've got one, Jess back.
Jess, if you were going to go and buy a Formula Recar, what would you be looking at spending?
Well, obviously you can't buy one and the research and development costs that goes into it
it would be millions and millions and millions, but you'd be looking in excess of a million,
but you're right, the teams have a cap every year for two cars of around 15 million euros,
something like that. But for the team, this event sits outside of that racing cap, so
any of the costs incurred through the race this weekend that Evo Sessions gets picked
up outside of the cap.
There we go, boys and girls.
Another showman in his chip there. Let's have a look at the first sector side. There
251 for Amelia Harford a couple of moments ago in that Porsche. Down into turns five and six, good level of commitment there for the Jaguar driver.
It's a 26 flat, it's a little bit away from Amelia Harford's time through that first sector, but he's carrying a good amount of speed and commitment as we come in towards the bus stop she came.
This is where drivers can get it wrong, but again Chip getting it hooked up very nicely through there.
Leaving a bit of margin on the exit of the first part of it, through the second part of it and blasting on to this back straight.
straight using all the curve on the exit and running down in towards turn 13. He's
going to have gained a bit of time back in the second sector. He is. He's about
four tenths of a second quicker than Hartford's second sector time. So they've
deficit now six and about half a second overall with one more sector and just a
handful of corners remaining. Yeah this is a great little show though actually.
He started a little bit cautious, found his form in the middle part and
well tricky few shakings to end out the lap. Yep, they were talking to
on T-Radio about how to tackle these chicanes but it looks like he's gotten it sewn up and very nicely sorted through the final one
We go now for burn chip. Is this gonna be?
time that takes him to the top of the pile in quarter final three and
deposes Emilia Hartford in the quick stars chip comes for the line
It's a 1 31 7 6 4 it is faster than Emilia Hartford by just over
Three and a half tenths of a second and half will go no further than quarter final three as the Jaguar
The Senor Frogs team and a bird ship go through into semi-final two
That doesn't get much closer than that
Okay, really doesn't very very
That looks good, thank you
There's actually a salad from yesterday
Plop plop plop plop plop
There's about eight tenths of a second down on Harper's first sector time
But really pulled it back in sector two and sector three
LF him
Well you can hear from this
You hear from his team team manager. They're just how
Excited he is but it feels no wow combine a bit of a momentum. Come in money petition
Is there anything you're impressed by watching these crays?
Just a very fact that the
Are especially the last two runners, you know chip and Amelia
Doing the lanes
Is free-shrim off? Why is free-shrim turned off?
Round of applause that we're hearing there.
Round of applause that we're hearing there. Not too dissimilar from what we get normally in the jewels when the regular drivers are out on the racetrack.
Let's go down and catch up them with a media Hartford who said it was eliminated from quarter final three
We'll take no further part in the qualifying sessions here
Tonight for the Evo sessions. She is in the pit lane talking to Bella
How do you just heard all of them cheering for check one across the line I
Honestly thought I had him. They took three seconds off my lap time
he was one of the faster driver. Kyle long. And in the last section with these two really tight
chicanes are, there's no Kyle long is. And I just don't have the muscle strength in that area.
So annoying. So you think it was that like he, because it was his last section. He was a big
time offensive tackle, big alignment. He was a second behind. He just messaged me. He was like,
I thought I saw you on radio row. But I wasn't sure. One last year. So you've got that.
It's like let's give it a try.
Yeah, I mean I'll win every year I can get but you're right, you know, we should be kind and give others a chance.
Exactly, exactly. He'll take it. You know, you've already got enough going on. You're so skilled, so fine.
Well done.
Thank you, thank you.
Yeah, well done to Emilia Harford and well done to Duker as well. He gets a nice momentum to take home after crashing out in the quadruple session this afternoon.
gets to sign the rear wing and plate. Anyway, qualifying all four, two Senua
Frogs drivers going up against each other after TV, and Will and Eddie, you can see a bit of a
difference in terms of their lap times, about seven seconds or so, separation.
Oregon Duck, that's right, you did go Oregon, you're right.
A properly impressive save in the quality section, he had a big moment coming out of turn two
and nearly crashed into the wall, kept it out of it though and went on to set as
as you see that 128, 621.
They're gonna be troubling that lap time here.
I would love to do something like that.
Either way, it's ArthurTV in the Invision
who is out first of all.
Now, I went down, one moment.
So just bringing everything up slowly there for ArthurTV.
And just making sure everything
is up to the right operating window.
But I went down actually and spoke to the team principal of InVision,
which is the outfit that is running ATV at the moment.
And I have to say, he said, this is nothing compared to a championship in terms of the nerves that he was feeling.
This was far more nerve-wracking for him.
He found it stressful, I think, is the politest way of pushing it.
When that car came back in one piece, he was relieved.
you can understand. The car is the beautiful projectile to take you to success in competitions
and when it gets sent out in the hands of another then you can have it actually. You used to
share your car and race car and testing. Maybe do a morning session and my team made
me do the afternoon session or vice versa. Then you're very conscious of the fact
that you want them to give you give you back something which enables you to
exploit performance and not give you back a bag of bits.
Yeah, so he starts with that then for Arthur T.D. as he comes to the end of this first sector.
Jack, like I said, there's a lot of love for him on the chat at the moment. A lot of love.
I'm also seeing a lot of love for Will and E. Will and E looking Lang. Do you know what Lang means?
No, not exactly. Do you know what Peng means?
No.
I wear a pen, so the thing is similar to Langlock.
I actually don't know that you can do that.
L NASCAR, just go to the circus.
What's up with the NASCAR, man?
Oh, what?
Yeah, so...
Is that only the Oxford English dictionary?
Yeah, it might be.
Oh, generally, you think it might be.
I need to go back to school.
Yeah, everybody says Jetta is, like, super tough.
Oh, I'm not here that you graduated, do you see?
Well, I got chopped out in 1880.
Oh, I was in the twinkle at that point,
just to really put some meat on the bones there.
Off the TV while making his way through this second sector.
in towards turn 13.
It's been a steady lap time for him here so far, but again, smoothness is the name of the game.
And he's doing a good job.
50-50 split we reckon between Arthur and Will and E supporters.
So let's see what it's like in terms of the final lap time.
Arthur was a 135-516 in the afternoon's qualifying session.
It's going to be a bit slower than that here in the dual stages.
But again, it's a case of just keeping it on the island, keeping it nice and smooth and calm.
Let's see whether it will reward him with a position in the semi-finals
as he goes up against his Senor Frogs teammate over the time line
We're about to come then for Arthur TV in the Invision a 140 9 0 9 9
So it's not the quickest in times that we've seen so far pretty slow in it 149. Oh, that's brutal
No, it's honest in it is honest. What is the slowest so far?
That or is always well. He stopped any yeah, he's having a bit of a property
Yeah, coming at the start of this slowdown lap.
We'll wait and see what happens.
But either way, for Cal Freezy, the team
principal of Signal Frogs, both drivers
are going to make, or sorry, at least a Signal Frogs driver
is going to make it into the semis.
But will it be Arthur TV, or will it be Will NE?
Either way, Arthur now making his way back
on the slowdown lap.
We have just had an update from chat.
Peng is in the dictionary, apparently.
Well, there we go.
So you learn something there every day.
It's like yeah, so what is what is your theorist to get your legs
This is quite the education it is indeed and what is laying in pain are we we as an addiction?
Well, we as an
That was paying any chances. Do they get to go around is it free paying in language the same thing?
Progress forwards at each stage of it, but yeah, you get one out lap you get one flying up and one in that
But yeah, what one sort of timed lap as it were right is all coming towards that grand final
And I will I have a lot of talk about apex. What does that mean?
Well, what do you have language at any point at which you're aiming for?
The language is a broad pass
Do you ever do I do partial to a ski?
Yeah, okay, so you know when you decide to make a turn and let's imagine
Yeah
A stand is a pang-ting
Your jobs all turn into freaking Manchester roadmen and what happens
Yeah, ideally that's the shortest way around the racetrack
Sometimes the caribers would be too aggressive so they don't destabilize the car
But you know if you were running down the school corridor
Yeah
To try and get to the chip shop quicker than your friends
Then you would be a chip shop in a school corridor
Your metaphors don't make sense to me
I've never seen a chip shop in a school corridor, but I'm going to lie.
OK, all right.
Well, the rest of my story points to...
Geoff, that's a bit of a long time ago, when you were in high school or something.
And that's also a racing line, I imagine, right?
Yeah, yeah.
So you want a racing line through the A-packs is one here, right?
Yeah.
So what you'll see, look at this here for Will and Easey.
He's going for the outside of the corner to the inside.
That point there where he clips the curve.
That's the A-packs.
So basically what you're trying to do is make the corner as short as possible. That's the end of it
So we're letting it out on track here in the Mahindra for the send your frogs team
He was quicker than
Also, you can see seven point seven million followers for him at twenty nine years of age qualified for really good
Let's see these people are so huge
You know as part of the quadrants like when I hit a million followers on Twitch
That was like crazy. Like a million followers isn't like as much as it was like four years ago
But like other platforms are so big
Like a million on twitch is like equal to I don't know how many million on YouTube. It's insane
They give you to go by rankings
You know
Yeah, that's an army audience
Like, Twitch and the Grants give me minutes. It's so small compared to, uh, compared to, like, an Instagram or a YouTube.
You didn't even take that to figure it out.
It's a new castle thing.
Because you're talking to them?
Yeah, it's a slat anyway.
Transitional services as well as qualifying commentary.
Hey, we're happy to be inclusive in the commentary box.
There is Alpha TV on the right-hand side just hitting his way out of the cart.
that's quite a set up for a
line show on to the south
finish straight.
Certainly is. Let's see what
we can do. Team radio.
No team radio across the line
we go though for the big driver
for signal frogs comes down the
south finish straight in
towards the one on the brakes
that he made the apex a little
bit deeper. Okay.
Can you confirm that that
doesn't sound like a good
question to us.
I think when you're
struggling, yes, in
qualifying early on, you
have to get a little bit
better.
I think when Ragnar's trackled it.
Yes, in qualifying earlier on today.
He knows what he's doing, he's just talking about, isn't he?
Someone said for you DC, who do you think's going to win?
I think, I think Bez.
You think Bez? Why is that?
I think he's just a bit quicker.
Fair point. See whether he's taking it a bit easier.
He was 3.7 seconds faster than on TV.
me in that first sector alone doing anyone is now the chandise of people driver has got out of the
chicane we go and down only new the girls the hairpin of turn 13 in that the hindra this car has
been quick so far there's a spot in the spot in mortara especially with two pole positions back
to back for the swiss driver willingly now piloting it as he comes out of that hairpin
these are limited margin on the exit of the corner but nonetheless again pulling out more
of a buffer over Arthur TV now for nearly 10 seconds he's picked up in sector number two this is
looking very good indeed for him so move forward into semi-final two and go off against Chib
I don't I don't want to say what is a sector so the lack is divided into three individual parts
we've got sector one, sector two and sector three basically just helps us capture that
as we talk through. Winner then he goes over the line a 136 point with one the seven zero
That's a good lap time there for the Senior Frogs driver, and he will go through into semi-final soon against Birdchip later on.
Yep, tiny lap, and just to reassure you, there's no such thing as a silly question.
Ah, okay, just a useless answer.
Well, to be fair, I do look silly because a lot of people are saying they do have chip shots in their corridors.
Now, I don't know whether they're making fun of me, but apparently that's the case.
They put one in their corridors.
schoolers or what they're where I don't have a mansion I wish I did well
kitchen teams sometimes it's too far away you see you need to put some shit
you're saying DC towers you've got corridors lying with batter sausages or
something I tried miles by so one point from each of the quarterfinals and
well send your frogs have absolutely dominated that one they've got four
points a clean tweet so far in the Evo sessions none nothing so far for
quick stars but well that could be all set to change a bit later on but well the upshot is
of course we do have the uh the wooden spoon race coming up later on which gives an equal
number of points as it would do in the finals there's one point for each of the winners in the
quarter finals it's three points in the semi-finals and it's five points in the final as well
as that wooden spoon race. Nothing to keep it simple then for Will and he and a good
lap time there for him. Relative to what we saw from Chip, there was about four seconds
also, three and a half seconds let's call it, the gap between those two drivers in the
quarter finals. Let's see what that looks like in the semi-finals. Now interestingly
for semi-final one it should have been Bezinga up against Izzy Hammond, that's of course because
Yuka was not able to set a lap time in that session as he wrote the car off in qualifying earlier
on this afternoon. However Bezinga will not have Izzy Hammond to go head to head with in that
session because she ended up in the wall. Now we're waiting to get confirmations to whether
we will see Bezinga going out to the semi-finals whether he will just forfeit it and go to
the finals because he's automatically now qualified having no competitor at that state. So
Whatever happens here for Bazinga, he'll get those three points, which is really really important there for
for the
Senua Frogs team, but I
Wonder whether they might do their double points play
We've got a few minutes to go until we get these semi-finals underway
We'll wait to see how it's all gonna work out and try and divulge it for you some team radio coming in
Well, it's in the lollipop gets further away
Yeah, I can imagine it does it's quite warm out there
Who's wants to jump out the car and get pulled as soon as you can well Bersinger of course as we know he'll automatically be in the finals
Will we see him out in the semis? Let's get down to Nikki and see if we can make him the tail a bit
Well things to shape you up to be pretty awesome when it comes to the semi-final
particularly for Bersinger because he effectively has no
Compatite can we just grab a quick word because obviously you don't have to go up against anyone in your semi-finals
So the question is, are you going to race?
Do you have to put a lap in?
And how are you going to go if you do?
I'm going to make sure the car still works.
I'm going to get even more familiar with it.
So yeah, that's the bonus is that I
get to put another lap in, and it's all just feedback
to the brain and it's, sir.
That's the thing, because you've been out in the car,
quite intense moment.
And then you just turn here.
So it's quite good to get a bit of extra practice
in before the final.
Lovely, sir.
Get to come and watch the other people go out.
And their laps is amazing.
Are you sitting here, though, thinking about the final?
I am a little bit, yeah.
I am a bit. I think coming Paul earlier and then it'd be nice to just wrap it all up and with it
Well, there's been a few people watching that I've got that money on you. It's cross fingers cross
I mean, I feel like I feel like a formula racing is definitely more interesting
More popular in Europe
But it's getting more and more popular in America for sure
Thank you Nicky. Yep. Good to hear from Sony people in the chat
good been bad been seems to be afraid that's a bad idea I hate to sound like
a boomer here but hopefully soon hopefully soon I don't know what these
people are yapping on I don't know what that means right that is one thing I
thought I was down with down with the thing you need it down with the you
know the kids down with the thickness I mean I thought I knew the lingo but I
don't know what that means any ideas DC absolutely not I'm glad we cleared
I signed it out. I signed it out.
Red Bull has won 10 years.
I'm 1971.
So, yeah.
I can tell you about the transition from black and white television to colour.
Oh, you live free?
I do, yeah. Oh, goodness me.
Takes all sorts, doesn't it?
Some of the kids are for TV's lap as we look at some highlights then
from the qualifying session here so far.
Through that long left hander
of 1013,
this is the final chicane that he was
making his way through. It's a steady lap time there
I'm there for ATV and we'll see whether he's able to extract a bit more performance and potential out of that car
So we'll see you out next time
Maybe actually Red Bull Red Bull is super down for me to do like any IRL stuff. I want to do Red Bull is set down
South Africa America Ireland Canada
International
certainly is well looking here at will any on his flying lap which saw him
progress into the semi finals can be going up against his teammate chip in a
few minutes time in semi final suit so the actual is we are going to get and all
senior frogs final by the looks of things anyway let's go down to Nikki
then who is in the Evo lounge and see who she's managed to find and what we
can find out ahead of the semi finals getting underway here tonight
Well, I've managed to find my mate Kai who has got some pretty
That's quite unique insight because you've actually raced against will have
What is will like when it comes to head to head?
Isn't it crazy that like all these parents are naming their kids Kai after kai sanat?
You can't really expect too much. He doesn't really talk like this guy and but then he just stands up on track
And he doesn't like you and I never ever expected it
I was actually a little bit this hard and hard broken when that happened because I thought was boys
and then after that he just flew away with it.
What was the situation that you were competing in?
It was a round oval track with some cars that were missing doors and windows.
So take that however you will.
And then I was P2, he was P1, and he flew off.
So is he going to, can he beat Chip Chip currently?
The fastest overall driver.
I think he can beat Chip.
He was quick in the practice quality session.
He's quick canal. I think he can be chipped. There's no doubt about it. Chip has been very very strong
But will any he's got something there? He's holding back. I know he is for sure. Well, that's fine. Actually Tom over to you
Yeah, cheers Nikki
So semi-final two about to get it underway in a couple of minutes time
So Bazinga's opting to not run in the first of the semi-final
I guess that makes sense really I mean it's an unnecessary risk to go run that car out for another lap
It ends up in the barrier you coach them on out of drive coach
Absolutely I did. Absolutely I did. I'm trying to see the products of my labors.
You can see how good the Zingo is doing.
Chip is doing well as well.
We're really excited about what...
What we're going to see here with Will Lee...
They're going to play their double point on chip in the semi-finals.
So what has to happen now, you might think,
is a foregone conclusion that they'll
be scoring from three points up to six points.
However, that's not so, because chips still
have to win these semi-finals.
And just to make things a little bit more confusing,
I know you might be thinking that quicksills are
out of contention.
They're not, because they've got the wooden screen
race coming up, and they've got two drivers going up
in this.
They can play their double points.
They can score a maximum of 10 in that one.
No, it's not confusing at all.
No, easy.
Thank you for clearing that, at least.
I'm glad I clarified.
I've just seen a comment from the main man, Cal Friesey himself.
Team Radio, one second.
Yeah, I wanted to repeat the line, just to say,
my games are the same level of proportion.
I'll show you a control right there.
You've got a strategy.
There.
So, Cal Friesey has left the comment.
Who should I put my double points on?
Chip or Will?
So, let us know.
Yeah, we reckon it's gonna go the way of Chip,
but we reckon that's the double points
from what we've heard,
wait and see how that works out. Google Germany says, will he need the best lap time today? Only
two tenths off of chips with improvements to be made in that first sector. And that's a great
bit of intel, but of course Chip will be looking to improve on what he's been doing and assuming
they've both had a little bit of a margin, then they'll know where they can play with that.
Absolutely, there are the two regular Mahindra drivers, Nick De Fries and Eduardo Motara.
What we couldn't see is that all the fingers were crossed and the toes. Oh, this is a good question
Are all the formula e-cars the same or are they unique like F1 cars so all the shit
I'm gonna be about formula one. You can't be kidding me. You'll be in there
But it's with terms of the sort of physical look of them
You'll notice they all have exactly the same wings. You can't change anything. I love to see you watch the formula
Yeah, well, how do you know?
However, there's powertrains so Mahindra has a powertrain run by Mahindra
Jaguar has a Jaguar powertrain Porsche has a Jaguar and also those factory teams can then supply a customer
How come they don't call it Jaguar?
They're saying it wrong.
So yes, they're the same in terms of the physical appearance but underneath they're all very different and if you think about
other formula champions who's like Formula One for example
It's a it's a the way you modify those cars is what they would call hardware
So your rear wings your front wings all of the aerodynamic modifications
you can make on infoblary it's software so they're going about their coding
things try and get these cars to be more efficient so it's not interesting all
of those sorts of things that's actually so interesting
interesting
wow
as well from Burmese 25-1 doesn't consistency to that I think he was
very similar to what he did earlier probably wants to try and see if he
can e-cow it a little bit more performance
a lot of people are asking, does this mean that Senua Frogs have a guaranteed win today?
Nothing's guaranteed in life on his end, evil sessions.
He's full of great points.
He's a visionary, he's DC.
Certainly is. Right, Will and E out of the final corner.
Oh, he's having a problem though with drive.
Is he going to make it to the line? What's happening here?
Is it a technical problem that's thwarting his challenge and could this be the moment
that will deny him a chance of going into the finals?
He comes to the line and he's lost about 7 or 8 seconds on the start pretty straight
and he's just crawling to the checkered flag.
What just happened?
Well it looked like a power cut in some descriptions it looks like it just-
Power cut?
Yeah it looks like he put his foot down and just got no drive.
So the power was cut from-
Team radio let's have a listen.
That's how it works.
It is.
You should see what it's like on a real race weekend.
Oh man.
Let's have a listen then. We'll get a replay of what happened.
We'll be quiet here for a second to see if we can hear what went on.
So we go through to the final corner.
And it's out of the final turn where we think you may have had a problem
getting the power down through the right, then the left.
Yeah, and just no drive. That's all there seemingly just cuts out on it. Team radio.
Big final lab boys enjoy it. Big final lab boys enjoy it.
Well and he then, unfortunately, he's lapped on thought at the end of that session. Delighted
I'm delighted to be able to welcome Karun Shandok to the commentary box Karun, how are you?
Hi Tom, I'm good. He was in Thawrd, did you do that on purpose? What are you talking about?
You think so? 100%? You think that was team tactics?
Yeah, can you hear him? He said, God, boys, enjoy the final. He absolutely did that on purpose,
so he doesn't go ahead of chipping into the center.
So this is games from chipping, so basically what happened here is the signal from
teammates are in semi-final two, and they basically said, right, we're going to
our double points card we're going to put it on Chip so he's slowed down deliberately so that they
can get those double points together. Yeah, exactly. Smart. But it means he's not, you know,
he's sacrificed personal glory and he hasn't done any of these guys because look at the
Edo Mortaro and Nic de Frisfes, they have no idea what's going on. We didn't have any idea in
the Convent of Otsumola. Unbelievable. I know. He gave away the points then, gave it away
so that they guarantee that Chip would go through. Exactly. Yeah, I can't imagine the other
other Mahindra drivers have ever played games like that. I know that too. You know, these
guys knew what was going on. Dan knew right away. Master technician, Dantic. He knows what's
going on. He's loving all this, isn't he? Yeah. Of Dantic. I saw him around. Yeah, the
Morte Zara is just like, what's going on there? Why have you slowed down? They don't
know what happens. Top tactics there. But now Chip just needs to do a nice safe
lap, doesn't he? He needs to just do a nice safe lap. Hopefully somebody's told
that Will is only done in 144 so doesn't need to try too hard and he should be able to get through.
Are you reading your text? What's going on?
I'm reading the comments currently.
There's kind of a split idea of what's going on.
Some people disagree, some people think that Whizzen...
I think of the laugh ahead visualizing while driving at 80% forget pamps.
I
Would have said look at the track sort of visual lighting
Could go the other way what if chip does terribly now well, this is the thing isn't it's not guaranteed
Let's see. It is. Let's see what happens then the chip as he comes across the sideline down towards the first corner
Just to give you an idea of a reference point one thirty one seven six four in that quarter final
We saw a few months time. You need the tires cherubing there, so he certainly exploring the limits of grip
Yeah, and actually we want him to practice because you know this this is why he needs to
to put in his mind and on a prepare for the final right so he needs to do a good lap here get a good reference in his mind
It's not actually just about beating will it's actually getting in his own head
You know sense of what he needs to put a good look actually would have been a really close find it look
There's only one
10 one a tenth in it between them. Yes a sector one. Let's see what it looks like for the rest of the lap
So chip makes his way through
sector two then and you see being a little bit cautious through the second part of the bus stop
game, blasting it out on towards the back straight into board turn at 13, 28-7 in sector
two, 27-4, so Chipp has picked up quite a sizeable advantage, 1.2 seconds near enough between himself
and the Mahendra driver of Will and E a couple of moments ago, but it's the final sector where we saw
Will and E slowing down through the penultimate chicane. We've got a question here, is the car
in full power or is it slower than when the real Formula E driver drives? So they're running
in 300 kilowatts of power but they're also running in all-wheel drive not
actually a mode that we usually see in formillary the answer is it is the same
model as they have in the races right how the final corner we go for chip across
the line then aims for the check of flag what's the score of the door gonna be a
129 662 that is a phenomenal lap time from chip in the Jaguar
Senor Frogs guaranteeing themselves that spot in the final and let's see
who will be claiming top honours between Bazinga and Chip in the winner's circle.
That's the quickest lap time we've seen so far here tonight, Karun. That was very impressive.
Yeah, that was really impressive there. The 1-29 is a strong lap.
So, Bazinga is in the same team as Chip, isn't it?
So either way, Sineal Frogs are going to win the final.
Yeah, they're in the same team.
So that's guaranteed now, is it?
Well, you say that, however, they've got,
bear in mind we've got the wooden spoon race coming up,
which has got the same number of points as the final
and they can play their double points in it.
So you've got the two quick stars going up against one another
in a couple of minutes in this wooden spoon race.
You could score five points, but if they play their double
up and they play it to the right driver,
that's 10 points, bring them right back into play.
But my question was either way in the final,
it would be one of the senior pros of win, right?
Yeah, absolutely, absolutely, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They will definitely, one of the drivers will win. Will the team win overall?
Because there are two different prizes and I'll tell you that's important.
So who is in the wooden speed race? Do we know that?
Yes, Tom.
Yes, we do. We do indeed. It is the two quick-sale drivers.
And I will tell you them now. It is Brownie and Max Klavenko who are going head-to-head.
Just to give you an idea of the difference in lap time, Brownie in qualifying was a 1.48, 7.28.
Max Klavenko, two minutes, five seconds, 0.11.
I bet Max has found his ladder. He's just gonna elevate himself for the final
He's got a very tall ladder to climb, isn't he?
Speaking of that, let's have a look and remind us how we got here in the Evo sessions then and to the final
Bazinga vs. Chip then. It's an all-senior Frogs final that will be coming along the way a little bit later on
So I think he just can't smoke
Bazinga vs. the Jaguar TCS racing car
In terms of the lap times that we've had so far, compared to both of those drivers
Bazinga in the quarterfinals was a 133.752
chip as we just saw a 129662. So that's anything to go by, then you would imagine that the momentum
would be with chip. However, this is formulary. This is the even of sessions. Unpredictability
rains. Well done. Well done. Why does my tongue get so weird? Well done. Yeah, after the last
My tongue gets like real like rough and stuff when I eat like
Like anything sour and lemon like even these salads anytime I eat
I drink less water
Yeah, great job. Let's go down then as we get ready to get the wooden spoon race
And then the finals underway here in Jeddah catch up with Nikki
We're also joined by Dan Tickton.
Dan, what is your thoughts? Will.
Is there some dodgy behaviour going on there?
Dodgy behaviour.
I think they put the double points on Chip, so it makes sense.
It does.
It does make sense.
OK, all right, fair enough.
So now we are going to see Chip in the final against Mazinger.
Well, how do you think that's going to play out?
Was there selfless behaviour from Will actually, by the way?
Would you have done that?
No.
I think it's going to be quite close, you know. I think Chip looks like he's chipping away.
Actually, I think it'll be close, but I think you might have it, but we'll see.
And overall, you know, how would you rate the drivers today?
There's been some pretty impressive displays and some not so impressive displays,
in me having my knots car, but I had this earlier on in the weekend.
Five weeks till Madrid.
Yeah, and then I'm at least I'm very glad to see that Izzy's okay.
I hear she's fine.
She's obviously going off the checks.
That was a nasty accident.
I'd like to see what happened, but just very glad she's okay.
Yeah, lovely stuff.
Do you want to walk away today with the wooden spoon?
That is the question.
It's the best loser, isn't it?
Better than spinning it out?
I guess I guess so you could argue you're racing driver. You don't want to you don't want to be
That was me in the first three years of former race. I've done that. Have you been most impressed with I?
Mean I'm gonna still back my man who could to be honest like other than the last corner of the last lap
He's a good driver like you look at the data the techniques the braking shapes
You know steering traces everything in the data is it all looks good, you know
And he just carried a bit too much speed breaks a bit late lot the rears in
In the racing driver in that scenario you'd have bought but like it's a very what does that mean a lot
Yeah, so he's he's gone in a bit late breaks a bit hard
And then you can see on the dash but the rear tires of like not slightly
So then you lose grip and then you end up the rear of the car starts to come around in that moment
Like as a driver so consciously you'd have bought it
But like you know that's what happens naturally as well as the people who haven't raced these kind of cars
It doesn't happen so naturally so they're not drifted
Yeah, but... Yeah, kind of.
Are you allowed to drift?
Yeah, I've drifted from quite a lot.
I think there's a compilation of about two weeks ago
of me drifting around Miami, so, yeah,
I do like sending them sideways a bit, yeah.
It's going to be slower, though, isn't it?
Yeah, it's slower, but it looks good.
It'll be a style point. Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
Ultimately, Dan is all about the style point.
You should see him when he's not in his team kit.
Oh, come on, that's terrible.
Where's the Gucci bag?
Usually not far from where Dan is.
Just quick example, I mean, have you seen me sort of sitting with, uh,
particular for actually quite a lot of today?
Have you been, you know, I know it's on a different team and yet,
to be honest, there was encouragement, any advice to give them?
They've all been asked, asked for advice.
I have to say that.
What advice do you give them?
I mean, there's so much to take for board.
It's not like you just turn into a basic rider.
Three bullet points kind of thing, really.
Um, but I have to say, they've all been like very respectful of the cars,
uh, the championship environment and everything.
And, um, it's nice to see.
It's nice to meet some of these people.
also for me, you know, nobody compares to them. So, yeah, it's been cool.
But you've got a YouTube channel coming.
I have a YouTube channel, but you know, you've gone viral a lot of times.
Yeah, for the wrong reasons, but still reasons.
Yeah, nevertheless, indeed.
Any viral moment, it's a good viral moment.
Right, which is such a reminder, if you haven't subscribed to the
former YouTube channel already, then what are you doing?
What are you waiting for? Do it right now.
Really?
And do that too.
right? It's our time for the wooden spoon head to head. Right. Shall we go to Tom and find out what is cooking?
Yeah, cheers, Nick. You're looking forward to this one then. So, uh, senior frogs versus quick stars is what we've
had tonight. As you can see so far, it's been a clean sweep for the senior frogs. However, quick stars can
get some good points on the board is they've still got to play their double points car, which they
haven't done so far. And it's five points for the winner in this wooden spoon race. They play the
right driver they back the right horse that five points goes up to ten points
they'll be level pegging with the senior frogs ahead of that final so it's
brownie versus max flamenco you can see quite a gulf in terms of their lap times
148 72 8 for brownie in qualifying this afternoon best flamenco a 205 191 so
there is the andresi driver of brownie yeah let's see how we get on I'm just
reading some of the comments sample from York says he's a big max
Clemenco fan. Hope said he can do it in the wooden spoon race. Well, he's a very popular
man, he's a man of Clemenco. I love the concept that he has with the career ladder as well.
One second. He's gonna go first than you and then of course I'm gonna **** about his left
time, okay? It's very perfect. Let's try to avoid that wooden spoon with a...
What? I don't even know. He's gonna what about his left time? I can't figure out
what he was trying to say.
like the career ladder concept of content. It's such a simple thing. I have to wonder
though, does he bring a ladder with him everywhere he goes? Oh, I know the answer. Do
you? Yes. Because one of our cameraman, Miles Matty, asked me this question
yesterday. Yeah. And I went and asked Max. I said, we have a really important
question. And he said, no, he said he sources the ladder, whatever he is. So
this is a Saudi ladder. He's got here this weekend. Sustainable ladder
saucer. Yep. What does one do with the ladder when he's done? He's
borrowed it. Right, OK. He just got down to the local B and Q. Now, where do you think
the Woodinsman's going to go? Look at the tick-clocking there. I mean, if you look at
the qualifier this afternoon, you'd be hard to bet against Brownie. That's good to see.
Izzy Hammond now back in the paddock. She's left the medical centre and she's down
talking to the team in the paddock area here in Jeddah. That's really good to
see after that. That was 25 Gs, that impact we understand. Wow. That is really
good to see and hopefully we'll hear from her soon as well because that was a big
whack. I was standing actually with the man in the back of the show here, Jake.
Zyre second.
We were sort of thinking, that's one of the bigger shunts we've seen
in Formula E for a little while so I'm very very glad to see her get out.
So do we know yet who's been given the double points?
Not yet. We don't know that yet.
I'm hoping we're going to find out before this one. They've got it back in the halls at some point, haven't they?
So have a look here. So this is D'Costa showing the lap for Chip and just sort of giving him some coaching
prior to him going out in the semi-finals a few minutes ago. So just talking him through the onboard and saying,
right, you can get a bit of time here, break a bit earlier, turn in a bit earlier here.
Yeah, that's great. He's taking him for the final, isn't he?
He's looking at his semi-final lap, which, honestly, at 129, it's very, very good.
That's not far off some of the laps we saw in the race yesterday from the drivers.
I know we were quite a fair way off at that particular point, but still, considering that, you know,
these are drivers that some of them have never stepped foot in a single-seater car prior to this weekend.
What left hand do you think you'll do?
Well, on the simulator yesterday, I got a 4 minutes 30.
I ended up in a car park for one lap, I ended up in a car park, so I took the wrong turn
and I ended up in a car park.
Did you do donuts in said car park?
Well I didn't realise there was a reverse function, so I tried getting out of the
car park without a reverse which didn't work very well.
And I will say it's very very easy to spin out in these cars.
You don't want to keep your foot on the front but we've seen that too.
But I mean this is a great driver's eye view isn't it?
We've got a camera inside the helmet
and we get a good insight into
a little bit of the coaching that's happening there.
Let's see what happens when we get to the final.
But before that we've got the wooden spoon base of course.
Yeah, certainly do.
There is,
I see signal from,
how's it going to take points?
Got up to 13 points there hasn't it?
From 10, a few moments ago.
Okay.
We'll figure that one out.
So, that's because the double up was used on the Will and Chip semi-final, so that's why
the points sally has changed then, and it's gone up from 10 to 13.
So as we say, quick start, they can get some points on the board, the overall win in terms
of the teams is out of the question, and indeed for the drivers for that matter.
We knew that quite a while ago, but nonetheless, it'd be interesting to see how this one
plays out.
So this Citroen car here that obviously gets raised by Nick Cassidy who won the race in Mexico just a few weeks ago, so a top car.
And we should see how Max Flamenco gets on.
Yep, will he be able to climb the ladder or will we see Brownie striking Max Flamenco out from this qualifying session?
Wait see how it works out of course the driver's going out on a one-by-one basis traditionally inform lures and mentioned earlier on
They're doing lovely dude. I you know what I love looking at I love looking at police liveries
Going out separately like police car liveries
Who's your money on Tom? Well, I think Max had a steady time in qualifying
So let's see what the outlet looks like I gotta be honest
I think brownie just has that bit more pace and confidence in his back pocket
It's kind of super cool, come on guys.
Really?
I feel like they're looking at the same.
Maybe I just don't have the eye for it.
I probably just don't have the eye for it.
Oh no spoiler, that's a good point.
That's it. If you were in the real world, you'd be flying.
And not in the local chains for his car park.
Exactly.
Yeah.
That's Mick Catterdee, usual driver of the Citroen racing outfit.
We'll see how he's...
Man is going to get on.
The best of the man, Joe, is he...
has a legally run around turn four then,
just to try and get some heat into the tyres
and the brakes at this point.
He said after qualifying that he felt he was going so fast
out there on the racetrack,
they came back in and realised his lap time was over two minutes.
So, yeah, there was a little bit of margin left on the table.
You can see Brownie there just exiting out of the Endretti garage to head down the run of Pit Lane.
I have to say, it's quite a long time.
He's going to be sat there at the end of Pit Lane and it is not cold here in Saudi.
25 degrees air temperature there and thereabouts with about 70% humidity as well.
So, it's actually quite unpleasant to be sat there in the cockpit of these race cars.
You've got all of your Nomex underwear on.
You've got your race suit on as well.
And of course, you've never got no ventilation because you're sat basically in an album cooking.
Yeah.
I mean, it's like wearing, you know, ski clothing and sitting in a sauna.
And it's quite tight in there.
Yeah, it's quite tight.
I can see, you know, for taller drivers, if they get in it, it might feel a bit glossophobic,
but I don't think Max is particularly tall, I think, so I'm sure he'd be fine.
Right, here he is, turn 13.
You can see the remnants of the Izzy Hammond crash through there.
There is the Wooden Spoon Award which will be given to either the Ukrainian Max Lenko or the Dutchman of Brownie
Through that
Wooden Spoon for your cooking. I try not to you know Tom's an excellent baker
Oh really? Yeah, he shows up at a lot of races with all sorts of cookies and all sorts of...
Oh, Izzy Hammond just walked in to the evil lounge here and got a huge round of applause
Yeah, that's really nice. I love it. We'll try and catch up with it whilst we watch Max Lenko
warming himself up for this final attempt at a result.
He's made it to the start line.
Yeah, there is Bella James just grabbing her a glass of water,
as we see Mexico out of the final corner
and across the timing line, down towards turn one then
for the six-round racing driver.
This part of team, quick stars here in Jeddah.
This is the apex in the turn one.
Gath is all up for turn two, however.
So is this a warm-up lap?
No, this is a real line-up.
And is this a good lap, is this?
Or is this steady?
It is steady.
It's a somewhat cautious lap, as what I was saying.
I've said there's some margin left on the table, as it were.
He's leaving a bit of time there.
Coming through sector one into the left,
and then the right hander here for Matt Slomenko.
It's obviously easy to get a proper detailed view of his circuit here in Jeddah,
and just how blind it is through this part of the lap.
Well, this is where it gets tricky because the track turns left and the chicane comes up very very quickly
It's almost blind on the way in and he's got into that chicane any comments on this driving Jack
Yeah, I was gonna say about the chicane very nice chicane. No, I mean like
The real comments. Yeah, I'll do them. They make more sense. Yeah
So what have we got here?
Why is it an outlet too? Is this an outlet?
This is a real lap.
Yeah, one and only flying lap.
Max, as we say, taking a steady pace,
but his time earlier on was over the two-minute barrier,
2.05, 1.01.
Mike, what?
He qualified for something.
If you can better that time,
we'll be getting you happy enough with that.
If he can get under two minutes,
that'll be good progress, won't it?
No, I'm not a wee...
I know that there are going to be some people watching at home
saying, how on earth you'd be driving these cars so slowly.
But when you just don't have the experience
of piloting a single seat,
he said, some of these drivers, like Max,
have never set foot in a race car.
I spoke to one of the drivers,
He said my only experience of driving a car prior to this is my Citroen C1 at home, which has got about 80 horsepower and
Is completely different to this other than the fact it's called a Citroen
So through the final corner we see here the maximum code
I think it's gonna be a time that's gonna be run. He comes to take the checker flag or is it as a matter of fact?
Yeah, does improve a 201
Yeah, I do mean man is about
4.7 seconds quicker than he said in qualifying this afternoon and that was after a 15 minute session
So for Max, I think he can be pretty happy with the rate of progression there.
Give it to him at October and he might be on the pace of the rest of the drivers.
But nonetheless, for the Ukrainian man, that's not a bad time for him.
Next up is going to be Brownie in the Andretti.
So Max now on his in-lap.
And there is Izzy Hammond here in the Evo lounge.
Good to see her up and okay following that one as well.
Well, it's rather hot and humid here as you can see in Jeddah, but yeah, of course, quick
trip to the medical centre there, thankfully, nothing further than that.
And here is Philippe Drogovic inside the Andretti garage, usual driver of the number 28 car in
Formula R. Someone said he's got a bad mouth per gallon.
Well, do you improve your life time?
It's good luck, man.
Good luck.
What's the time?
There's a really stupid chance.
He's got a bad mile pre-out.
Well, better luck next time then.
Max will see it's brownie out in a few minutes' time
and see whether they've got the right horse.
Let's go down to Nikki and catch up then with Izzy Hammond.
She's just made her way, of course, as we saw,
into the Evo lounge and find out how she is after that
frightening impact down at 10.13.
Thank you, Tom, and I am very excited to say she's here.
We're going to give you a hug.
We're going to give you a hug.
We're going to give you a hug.
We're going to give you a hug.
We're gonna give you a hug. We can all breathe a sigh of relief. We were all very worried. It was a bit like a sort of
Dude, she she got out. She got a rough crash earlier. Okay, you're in one piece. You've been checked over. Yeah
The car's not in one piece. So yeah, we don't worry about the car. We worry about it's you
Yeah, no, I'm good. You should worry about the car. It's very expensive
I was sat in that wall was oh my god. Everyone's watching my dad's watching. He's gonna cry or something
Can someone just tell him that I'm okay?
Was there a-
I'll be honest, you should worry about that.
Did it feel like a huge impact?
Did you hear the crash? Yeah, the product shot again.
It wasn't a small crash. If you're going to crash, you're going to really crash.
Uh, yeah. I saw the wall coming and I knew I was going to enter it at speed.
But luckily, like the one thing I was really worried about going round the track-
That phrase, that phrase was so funny.
I saw it coming and I knew I was going to enter it at speed.
the last couple of hours. I
was going to the back of the
car and I was like, Yeah, I
love it. And all the time my
waist is completely like that.
So my big worry was going in
like that, sappy risk. So my
hands were like that. It was
fine. Hit the arm. Love it
fighting tour. You're proper
racing driver now. Absolutely
fine. You'll be bouncing back
in the car in no time. Unless
your dad says you're not
allowed to know we will
enjoy the final together. I
think it's great to see
you're okay. And you know
also congrats. It was an
But it's okay. Yeah, that's Richard Hammond's daughter from Tokyo now or even it's fine. She'll be back. Love you stuff
Thank you so much Izzy back to you Tom
Thanks, Izzy. Thank you to Nikki down there in the Eva lounge
Then we're looking here at Brownie making his way around spilling himself up. She's got a streak nice
in this session then
7.3 million followers for the 26 year old you see qualified ninth earlier on for the quicksales team
We still haven't had any confirmation our end about which driver they've decided to back for their
double points play in this wooden spoon race, but you would imagine it would be
Brownie given the golfing pace that we've seen between those two drivers so far.
And we'll see how Brownie is going to get on just to give you an idea of a
reference from qualifying this afternoon. A 148-728 for the Dutchman as we
see inside the Andretti garage and look at Brownie winding himself up behind the
wheel of that number 27. The car that Jake Dennis, the season nine world
champion traditionally drives through the final chicane we go we'll aim it for
the timing line then here for brownie and see what that time is going to be
crossline we go accelerating all the way up to 130 or so miles an hour before we
hit the brakes in towards turn one fairly early lift up you can see them
and modulating that brake pedal.
You're looking good.
Very far.
Okay.
Oh, here we go.
Hearing their comms pretty funny sometimes.
So, Brownie, full of confidence.
What's the chat saying about this one here?
Jack, anything exciting?
What's the chat saying?
What's the chat saying about this one, Chad?
He's gonna say, what we're saying here.
What have we got?
Who do you guys think has been
the best driver so far?
Probably the girl in media.
Their chance to be on burger.
You can see he's picked up five and a half seconds just in the first sector.
Spam your memes for free.
I'm compared to Max Levenko down towards the turn 13 here when we go.
Brownie up further still, so again, you would imagine if they've gone for the double points play with Brownie in that Andretti,
that is a very smart move indeed.
Just a couple of chicanes now remaining.
Yeah, here he is into the final fair.
So, as you said Tom, he's good seven or eight seconds up.
So he should be the winner here of the wooden spoon race.
And coming up now to the French games,
he's got to keep a nice clean run through here.
And he will be the first trophy winner, won't he?
As the winner of the wooden spoon for this evening.
Certainly will be, yeah.
So Brownie is going to win the wooden spoon award here
in Jeddah.
We have the sound that they actually took that double
points play earlier on for Amelia Harford,
who lost at the quarter finals to Chip.
So brownie comes over the line he went I did I didn't live out as in six in my
shooting job fifteen point nine three awards I think it's hard we just like
confirmation the wooden spoon goes to the loser of that one rather than the
winner so I don't understand it's the sluggish
windspooner
Wait, you're doing the villain?
Oh sick bow.
Oh, it wins more points.
They win the awards
The first is quickest
wins the points
So quick starts now
They didn't use the double points play
because they actually used that earlier on
So that's the link
It was in the back for the three nine months
He'll also go home
taking the wooden spoon in his suitcase
Eat him white
I think this is the winner of the race and the worst drivers gets the wooden spoon.
Matt Wilkinson has just come and clarified this, he's waving his arms around a lot.
I don't think I fully understood, but I think he means the loser wins the wooden spoon.
Matt Clamanco gets the wooden spoon.
Brownie gets the point.
Brownie gets the point.
Well done, Matt.
Good arm waving, thank you for your help.
And is there a real, he gets a real wooden spoon.
I feel like the commentary makes it, to be honest.
Like the commentary has to be really good for that, I mean it is good but I think that's
He's down talking to Bella in the pit lane
You are the winner of the wooden spoon, which let's go baby. Let's go. Let's go coming back home eating borscht with it tonight
I told my guys. Yeah, you can use it at least it's useful functional. It's a functional trophy as far as I'm concerned
Yeah, they're all getting trophies. What are they gonna do with the rational day? Yeah, exactly
You can use that you seem just ecstatic to even be here and also sad that it's over. I'm so sad that it's over
Well, it's over for me. We've still got the final, but I'm so thankful to the my Citroën racing team the drivers
The engineers everybody it's awesome. Yeah, no well done. You've been so so good. Honestly
It's just like sick for you to even be here in the first place
Yeah, I'm a ladder to a car from a ladder to a car to back to the ladder. Yeah, exactly
Just maybe seems like I'm gonna go back to wondering this
Do you think toto watching he's proud say again? Do you think toto wolf is watching he's proud?
I'm sure he's proud. I'm sure he's probably the way
definitely he's been craving it he's been craving another career like he keeps
posting him on the being on different ladders and Mercedes and I'm like it's
okay yeah he'll remember that for well done just happy awesome thank you very
much well done let's go let's go it's something it's not nothing well not
only does he get the good feeling inside his heart that he's been able to
drive a Formula E car he also takes home at the wooden spoon for being the
Slowest driver here tonight this man here though Stan Brownie will take five points
The team name is in your frogs you can stick to the lady
You do put stars in senior frogs
really well done. We've been
too excited. Thank you guys.
Yeah, that is true. Well, no
wooden spoon, but brownie points
indeed for the Andretti driver
and the quick stars getting their
first five on the board. The
upshot is that what's in your
frogs. They cannot be the pose
now, but we've got to find out
in the final who is going to
be crowned as the champion
between the Zynga and chip. It
all comes down for me in the
four months. Then send your
frogs, of course, will now
win the team title as a result
of this one. See how it's
See how it's gonna work out in a few minutes time. So it looks like Toby jizzle is in the chat shout out Toby jizzle
Do you guys know Toby jizzle?
You'd love him. He's brilliant. Is he a close relation of lethal pistol? I think he might be I think he's his brother actually
Yeah, I don't know what that person is either tell me about Toby. He's lethal business brother basically
That's what he's known for so I'll say I don't know either of them tell me about
the elevator summary of who he is and why is he amazing?
Every thing about him, man, is just everything.
His looks, his personality, he's just amazing.
You'll love him.
I hope you get to meet him one day.
I hope too.
The shout-out to every chisel.
Right.
Yes, indeed.
Anyway, right.
Over to the finals then.
Bazinga versus Chip.
So, it's a Senuel Frog's walkover here in the Evo Sessions.
sessions and now it's the finals between two of the quickest drivers that we have seen it so far this weekend is
Pazinga a fan of Big Bang Curey. Is that where the names come from?
We just don't say that's a really good question
If anyone knows the answer to that, uh, I might ask him afterwards to get those as name
It's awesome. Yeah. Yeah, well, he's one of the founding members of the side then who need no introduction
Really on a stream such as this makes a lot of content around the gaming sphere football related videos
fitness and lifestyle concept etc so he's a busy old man and he's found time
here to jump in the DS Penske so here we go this is the final time this is the
one that really matters and the Zingers obviously had one run less
practice right because he effectively got a buy in the semi-final so he didn't
do the semi-final so it's been a little while since he actually was in the car
for his quarter-final lap he did a 1.337 there let's see what he can do on
this one absolutely across the time line we go then for Bersinger in the
to send your frogs down towards turn one from 130 miles an hour, breaks it into the first corner,
slightly deep on the apex there, but gathers it up okay. That was good, in turn two, lifts to find another day.
What about the run-through to turn four? We can see drivers making or breaking through there, lifts off a little bit,
gets the car into the apex quite like nice line through there.
Yep, gets full power on the run-down to turn five, gets into the apex.
That was good, that was a good line. Oh, Lee!
He has no issues here. Let's get the nose in now start to feed the power up and drive to the chicane four-wheel drive in these
Gen 3.5 evil cars
And rotate
Apex in a I'm sensing these a racing lines are good in it. You're learning you're learning now
Yeah, can we get a quick yo family by the way just a quick. Yeah, yo family. That's it. There we go
Thank you for that happy days. No worries. Let's get that anyway
Let's see what he does. Score on the door then here.
Yeah, the graders were driving.
Oh, wow!
Wow!
6-3-3 for the day.
Oh, it's not the best sign.
It's brilliant.
That is absolutely phenomenal for Bezenka.
That is about four and a half to nearly five seconds quicker
than we saw from the Senor Frogs driver
in the quarterfinals, offering Mr. Run here tonight as well.
That has certainly put the pressure on Chip's shoulders.
Yeah, I mean, that is a full one second faster than Chip.
good job mate good job that time is only six tenths of a second slower than he set
in qualifying this afternoon when he had 15 minutes of running as well I mean
imagine if he had the semi-finals he would have been even faster so yeah
chips now got to find another second of lap there I hope he was listening to
I don't know if he needs to cost us coaching that we saw him getting after the semi-finals. So
Yeah, this is it on big big lamp ahead for chip. Yep, certainly is what we'll watch the presenter making his way back into the
Pick Lane. What's the comments Jack? Come on. We've got a lot of your families apparently
Not a lot of other racing but come on bears here we go goat
There's bears bears bears. Let's go the big bazaar and now we're getting a lot
I'm trying. I thought he was saying something else.
He said, the way that he said it, he didn't say, like, come on.
He said, you know what I mean?
People are saying, irons, irons, irons.
Like, he said, like, come on.
It's like, come on.
But like, he said, like, come on.
Yeah, right.
But which one is the next one?
You know what I mean?
That will be best.
Right.
OK.
So up the irons then for best.
What about chip?
It's like, when do you say that inflection matters?
Football teams?
The way you say the word.
We'll find out.
And I'm sure the YouTube chat can help us.
Right.
I think it's a good idea of
context then in the second of
the finals as presenting to
make his way back to the pit
lane and chip is now out for his
warmup lap 128 633 is the time
that chip needs to be his
quickest time so far. And he's
got one more run as he was in
the semifinals was a 129 6
6 2. Oh, yeah, that's true.
Actually, we're talking about
the course of this lap as the
bird chip and let's see whether
Yeah, couldn't be really interesting. I would love to do more stuff like
Formula 1 though.
on the dashboard. He'll see how much he's under or over that time over the course of that lap.
Do you guys have any predictions? What do you think?
It's hard to call. I mean, my money was on Bozinga given the performance we saw from him
in the quarterfinals. However, Chip's rate of progression has been so impressive.
Yeah. Pick one. Chip. I'm going for Chip. Okay. Chip is very good under pressure.
Well, that's the one thing about Chip. He's good under pressure. I'll keep it interesting and
to see if the zinger come on.
Crossed timeline we go for chip then for the signal from down
into wars at turn one 24.3 is the first second time that we need
to see for chip takes a bit of curve there through the exit
of turn two. Down into wars turn four and the first
time will give us our first look at it with the left hand
and we go. That was a good one.
It's on the way on the way on the corner first sector just three tenths of a second in it
Oversteer there on the exit of turn five
But good run through seven really good momentum now the braking for this one is tricky the chicane
But he does a great job. Yeah, lovely line through into that corner as well this second part of it
You're gonna carry some commitment over the curve gets it rotated nicely
You can see the cost for an Evans the u-ring regular dracking Jaguar drivers watching on at the bottom right
headcourt of your screen. There also is Bersinger as well. Is he going to be crowned as the champion
or will it be Chip as the champion here tonight? Through into turn 13 we go. Set to 2, Chip has found
seven tenths of a second. He's pulled out and massive as Varsage. Wow, he's a second now into
the final to Chiquin. But you can win and lose so much time in these last two corners. Through
in towards the final couple of corners we go then. So it's Chip versus Bersinger. It's
the two senior Frogs drivers gunning for glory here in Jeddah. As we come through the left
Then the right hander will aim for the timing line.
Is he going to be chimp as the champion?
Will it be Basinga?
We come to the line to take the second flag.
And who wins Evo Sessions 20-26?
It's chef, it's up to 4 tenths of a second.
Wow.
It becomes the 20-26 for the Evo Sessions champion.
Absolutely phenomenal time there for him.
He was up in the first sector.
He was up in the second sector.
He was up in the third sector.
4 tenths of a second is the ultimate gap.
And Bezinga's challenge is to pose right at the very end.
We're hoping for a team radio there from Chip,
but what a phenomenal lap time there.
Pressure was on his shoulders,
but we spoke about the rate of progression there,
Karun, and ultimately four tenths of a second is what decided it.
Yeah, super close.
I mean, four tenths of a second is incredible.
And it kind of edged and flawed, didn't it?
the early part of the lap it was Chip who was slightly behind and then as the lap
by Paulie he was really good at the chicane that's where he found a big chunk
of time and yeah wins by a four dense to become the the evil champion for today
yeah just to correct myself earlier on I said he was up in the first sector he
wasn't as you say was slightly behind by a few tenths of a second but it was
sector two he pulled out a second over Bazinga in that one alone and then
sector three actually Bazinga was slightly quicker but because of that
second part of the lap, the middle sector, that's where he was able to build that
advantage and still carry it into the final part of it. Yeah and
Senor Frogs now secures their win as well in the teams because they win 18-5
so it's like a rugby score, that isn't it? I don't know, I don't want rugby. Do you know?
I'm not a rugby fan. No, I don't know anything about rugby. Fair enough, I don't know either to be honest.
I just know that's a normal rugby score, normally when England are losing.
Someone who isn't losing though is Burt Chip. Senor Frogs become the team's
champions here. So like, do they even stand in champs at this point. It's just all over.
Cause then they get a bonus five points for it. Don't they have a, cause then they say
there's another race for a bonus five points. They can't even do anything, right? Then
they say there's another one after this though, or do I just understand. There's
Nothing for a bonus five points nominal lap time four tenths of a second in it, but that was the other one
That was a spoon risk, okay, I'm innocent
Yep, the flying frogs then here in Jedd up they win the team's title
and turning for Mr. Costa on the jack at the end there,
Mitch Evans also down.
He's not odd that I've used that.
Is he doing?
I don't think Chris is actually doing that.
I don't think he really gets much of a toss at the moment.
That was phenomenal there from Chippin' for the Jaguar team.
Thankfully, their car didn't end up in the barrier.
That's the way to do it.
Celebration.
Blaming me down on the MTV.
He might pull something out, you know.
Well, let's wait and see.
Let's wait and see
Full of frills and spills and drama right down to the checkered flag
I didn't have one stream like
the game like two years ago or you're having that in a second that's great it
really is great they want to opportunity for these content creators here
to get the chance to jump across the world's fastest single-seater Formula racing cars
and to get to do something like that is incredible.
I mean that Jaguar he was driving literally won the race yesterday.
It is the very car that won round five of the Formula E World Championship.
It's an amazing opportunity for him to have a goal.
A lot of people are saying we want more EVO sessions like this.
Do you think it will happen?
I don't see a reason why not given that this has gone down very well indeed.
Nice!
Bit more of that and a bit more competition would be a very welcome sight.
You're training Jack, you can be in next year.
Oh, I don't know.
Looking at my, although you said the simulators are harder, right?
Well, yeah.
You never know, am I?
Hey, you can jump yourself in a real car.
We'll get you trained up.
And I feel like I've learned a lot today.
I really appreciate being next to you guys.
You taught me a lot.
You know what an apex is now?
I know what an apex is.
It's when you go around the corner close to it.
Yeah, you know who's taking you.
Apex Legends.
I mean, the possibilities are endless.
You know what Lang is?
I know, I do know what Len makes, he's been wonderful.
We'll come to that later, that was a big seat, don't worry about it.
Anyway, let's catch up then with the 2026
Formula E Evo Sessions Champion, Bert Schiff.
He is now talking to our team on the grounds.
Can we get the wheels on?
Josh? Josh, we're live.
Oh, hello. Hi.
I've heard you're good at karting, but bloody hell.
Mean I thought it's gonna go to Ethan and then you just took it from him. Yeah, I know when Ethan put in that last laugh
And I was sat there waiting at the at the lights
Joseph came on the radio and he said oh, it's a 128.4. I was like that's a great lap
I don't know if I'll be that but we just had to send it. Thank you to Mitch as well
How like I don't know. I think it was very close wasn't it? Yeah, I mean I haven't even looked at your
I think I think there's only a couple attempts in it
Honestly, you probably can't tell the laps apart too much.
This is literally our first interview and you've won.
Yeah.
Like, I didn't even get to do pre or post.
Dude, I would say watch football games on stream, man.
I know, I know.
This is mental, yeah.
I miss being able to watch football games on stream, dude.
You know, I'm not...
I'm not too surprised.
I know how much you love racing, so I know how much this means to you.
It's nice to see.
It does mean a lot.
Honestly, I've put so many hours in just watching
watching laps of Mitch go around to like 3 a.m. on my phone
I got all the breaking points so I think it just paid off in it
Yeah, well people that just turned up it stills is really well honestly
I'm so proud of you well done you really deserve it. Thank you
Dude, there's never wise we so good man
I'm gonna be having a sparkling water or whatever I do, but I've got a flight at 7 a.m. Straight back first thing I'll do
It's good. Go back to work.
All right, well, thank you very much.
Thank you, thank you.
Well done.
Yeah, well done to the burn chip.
Then the 2026 Formula E Evo Sessions Champion.
Great job from the Senial Frogs team radio.
Well, I hope from a team radio.
That's you can see what it meant there for Cal Freezy,
the team principal.
I've seen him before, but I don't know.
I don't know what does he do because I've seen it out before.
I kept thinking about it when I was like, oh my god.
All of their drivers.
We weren't so.
We weren't.
Oh, good to see genuine.
Yeah, but like, what does he do on YouTube?
The Formula E regulars as well, isn't it?
You know, it's been a fun evening.
Everyone's gotten quite into it.
And you see Mitch Evans and Antonio Felicicosta.
They're celebrating the track you up at CalArge as well.
So we've got a lot of Sabina Dor in chat, little Easter there.
It's direct there for you.
Do you know Sabina Dor?
Enlighten me.
Just, yeah, it's hard to explain.
If you just say it once, it'll make sense.
Just Sabina Dor.
Sabina Dor.
That's it. Do you want to try it?
Sabina Dor, yeah.
What have I just said?
I've no idea.
No, it's fine.
I've got language.
I've got language.
We've libeled ourselves to a career.
No, no, it's a good question.
I'm actually right.
It's English.
Yeah, it's basically a career.
I was in the runs with Simon.
Ah.
Sabina Dor is the whole...
It's really educational.
I'm glad we've enjoyed that one.
Heepner asking if there's going to be a podium.
Yeah, it's coming up, it's coming up.
Stay tuned, don't go anywhere.
Now, podium celebrations along the way here,
before too long in Jedef of the Evo Sessions,
and believe we can now go down to Niki and the team
on the ground to soak up some of the atmosphere
after the conclusion of that enthralling final.
Yeah, I said no, I haven't.
It was an absolutely epic final.
We're standing poised and ready for the wild podium celebrations.
First, we should probably get your thoughts, Vic.
Have you reflect on...
Well, it's been a day! I don't know!
It's been a whole day!
You can sit down now and chill out.
Yeah, I think, you know, I tried to join the Stenior Frogs.
Didn't make it. Maybe I was going the right way.
But you know what? Everyone on the team put in a real effort.
Everyone went for it. No one held back.
And we had, yeah, some amazing races.
What an epic experience.
Amelia, I mean, how do you reflect on,
I mean, I'm sure you were watching that final.
Who was your money on?
How do you think they did?
I mean, so close, just four tenths in it.
You know what it's like just missing out the quarters.
Oh, I literally lost a chip by four tenths of a second.
And it was, I mean, he deserved it.
He really put up a great fight.
I was so happy to see you come up with a quick stars shirt
still on.
And then I found out you tried to sell your soul
for a senior frogs jacket.
That was some guy that looks like a guy.
Okay, cool. So it wasn't you.
No, no, no.
Okay, good.
Then I'm glad to hear that you're still our team principal,
and that all is good.
But now, amazing drivers too.
Seriously, everyone involved, like amazing driving.
It's wicked to be behind the Formula E cars.
They're just so quick, and it's a blessing.
We've had a lot of requests already
for everyone watching EVA Sessions 3.
Let's go.
I'm in, I'll be here.
And a race, a big race.
Are you team principal again?
I'm ready to come back.
We'll come back. We'll come back. Yeah, everyone loves to come back story, right?
Team isn't of which team though. Yeah, which team? Which team will you come back as?
No, no, no. I would never. That's twice I've been kicked out from the team.
Kai, I bet you want to, you want to in the team. Yeah, surely. You have to erase it.
Well, you know what? I saw some incredible skills displayed today and I can, I know when, when it's past my limit.
Okay. And I enjoyed my role. And you know what? It made me respect so much the people in this sport and the people behind the scenes.
because I'm behind the scenes in this setting,
but to do this multiple days in a row,
week in, week out,
when you've been working towards it all year,
big props for everyone kind of behind the scenes
and everyone who's made this possible.
Look how many people are involved in allowing this to happen.
Formula E for allowing this to happen.
And yeah, well done to everyone who got out on the track.
They're the real heroes.
You're totally right, you know, really well said
because there are so many people behind the scenes.
You know, all the Formula E drivers,
the teams, the personnel, you guys, the creators, and to get the wrist assessment signed off.
I don't know how you've done that by the way, but I have no idea.
So we've got to say a big thank you.
I will say we might not be the quick stars, but we're the cool stars.
Oh, I love that.
We can run with that.
I love that.
Yeah.
Vika, you're going to be DJing the after party if there is one.
You know what?
Yeah.
I thought that was happening.
There we go.
Yeah.
They brought your desk.
I think it's in there in the Lounge. We'll get a go and we can all celebrate because what an amazing event.
Whether sparkling water. Yeah, maybe we'll have another one when we get all back in the UK.
And again, we've got to thank you guys for watching as well. We've had so many people from all over the world,
like Spain, Netherlands. We still want to hear where you're from, Mexico as well. Even Antarctica, apparently.
I think we are now ready for some epic podium celebrations. So let's go to Tom Brooks, our commentator.
Thank you very much indeed, Nikki. You can see the drivers and the teams down here in the paddock in Jeddah as we wait for the podium celebrations to get underway in front of what has been a
a brilliant event, an amazing crowd and a fantastic second edition of the formulary Evo Sessions.
It is time then to get our podium celebrations underway here in Jeddah.
I
See the drivers and the fans here in Jeddah
We've ordered these podium celebrations. Yeah, I want to go to I want to study radio. It's the winning team
I want to do a Middle East trip so bad
26
There's maximum encode the winner of the wooden spoon award he'll be
Presented with that Carby Lane in the middle of your picture there
Arthur TV in the Envision Racing overalls a media half
offered also down there as well as is he having great Sierra OK after that incident earlier
on. And greatly the teams and the drivers have all enjoyed that one as well. It's been
a fantastic event. Really exciting atmosphere here tonight and what an opportunity for these
content creators to be able to jump out and jump into these formula recars here Karin.
Yeah, absolutely. It's a great opportunity for them, great to see that Izzy is well, obviously.
I'm sure she feels quite bad about the damage to the car we heard her speaking earlier.
But race cars can be repaired. Human beings can't be repaired as easily. So I'm very,
very glad to see her looking well there. There's Emily Horman, Chief Marketing Officer
for Formula Rave, presenting the Wooden Spoon Award, first of all, to Meslomenko.
The Ukrainian driver jumped into a single-seater car at least first-ever time on a racetrack
So to be presented with a wooden spoon awards an accolade for him to take home as well as a
Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen I think that's gonna happen
One of the very select few drivers who have driven a Gen 3 EVO Formula E car
Is loving it and Jackson giving the fajito recipe as well as a bonus to use with that sport
Great stuff
Is he Hammond also there presented with a medal after
Praying the car into the wall, but as we said good thing is she's okay. It's like
Kids sports day
Surprise participation price
So everyone gets a medal yeah, there are no users at St. Barnabas is he can be thought he's gonna steal a trophy there
What a shame gets a medal for his efforts there
maybe a half but also and they didn't work out for the quicksaws team did it
because they back the wrong horse in the quarterfinals for that double point
stake yeah but she came so close she's only I think four tenths off it wasn't
far getting through it was so close for her brownie makes his way on to the
stage then for the Andretti team and as part of the Senial Frogs out there he
was the quicker of the two in that wooden spoon race it's punching us as a
so big he's popped out of his very such not surprised he was doing press-ups and
fun in the 30 degree yesterday after they just like you guys well even big
star gets the medal hey so everyone everyone gets a medal he showed up I
think if you could pop down there Jack you probably would like to be cool
run teams in your frogs the winners of the evo sessions here in Jeddah make
their way off the stage then fix our of course the quick stars now time for your top three
fastest drivers to be making their way onto the stage will any what a job from the man
from Newcastle.
Next in second place from Senor Cross is Bazinga.
Now Bazinga did a super job.
26 months was a whole week.
Let's get him back again.
Great job by him.
But in the end it was Chip.
Here he is.
Yep.
Chip makes his way onto the top step of the podium
as the winning driver here in Formula Re.
Now time for the national anthem of our winning country
country of the United Kingdom.
Yeah, play them when they can, then I'll show you them.
the hell the hell was this
got it the king plays out for burnt ship the winner of Formula
League Evo sessions at 2026 here in Jena for 10 for the second the gap
between himself of the eventual second place to the ship as in gap will any
with a podium in that Mahindra McKenna schnook newly appointed chief media
for Formula Re presenting the third place trophy.
Max Gunther, DS Penske driver,
presenting the second place trophy
to the manager of his car.
Great job from Bazinga, P2 for him here in Jeddah.
And now the winner, the trophy presented
by Antonio Binstacosta of Jaguar TCS Racing.
And of course it is awarded to Berkship
and done in a flourishing style as well yesterday's next winner of course Antonio
Felicita Costa. I wonder where that home was coming from now we know now time
for the Seagull Frogs team to make their way on to the stage
and the winning team of course, the uh, Senial Frogs here in Jeddah, Cal Friesey, the team
principal, Jeff Dodd, the Formula E CEO with the winners trophy, presents it to the man
who's been behind the scenes and running that outfit here this weekend to the five
drivers out on track very very well deserved indeed. Now it's time to run and
take cover as the trophies are lifted and the rose water is about to fly.
That's rose water. Well for it again victory that plays on the tannoy here.
Yep, that's it. Beautiful.
That's just been a great event. You join yourself here, Jack.
I've had the best time ever. I still don't know how I've got hired for this,
but we're grateful you were, because you explained so much to us.
It really has been an education.
I feel like we've all got a lot of education today.
I've got to go and make some debrief notes after this.
I've learnt all these words.
Exactly. Write it down.
Oh the winners of the EVO Sessions 2026 here in Formula E
And the winner of course, as the driver is Birdship as well
Right
Well, I guess I'm asked, Sabina Dore
Sabina Dore, indeed
6-7 Sabina Dore, should we have done that?
Certainly will
Let's go down to Dickey and the crew on the ground here in Jeddah
Oh, it is so special isn't it?
The atmosphere is just buzzing. I think everyone is just actually really happy for each other.
There's a sense of occasion. Everyone's gone through. They're in one piece.
I want to grab Chip, but maybe they're going to do another photo together.
It just really marks the occasion. All of the podium together. It smells good, doesn't it?
This would never happen informally. This much harmony and happiness and togetherness is crazy.
But you love to see it. You find it wrong.
And if you do want it to happen again, you've got to tell it.
You gotta watch you gotta share it. You gotta tell us how much you've loved it to make sure
We get to do it all over again because it would be
So what is the exact role of team principle?
If in one or two occasions where I have tests to perform really proud before I end up the graph on one occasion
What's the principle in a in like a high school?
Really
that. It's been a long journey as well. It's not just about what's been going on here in
Jeddah. It's been a part of kind of bringing everything together, pulling the team together.
There's been a lot of work going on that was behind the scenes to make it happen.
Yeah, 100% it's been there's been months in the making of this. So many moving parts,
so many things going wrong in the build up and then it's finally all come together.
I don't think it could have gone any better really.
Not for you.
Honestly, it's been the best time ever.
I love it.
I watched your story leading up to this, and I know that you love racing.
It was actually a little bit emotional, I can't lie.
And also, I'm thinking like, is this a dream come true?
Definitely.
you
you
you
you
you
So hopefully there's been a project that's been going on for like a few years now, like
I'd love to get the point where we can like do football and stuff.
Yeah, it's it's so dumb that this is like it's been as difficult as it has been.
Cause here's the thing. It's like a lot of stuff is like, and people are watching the
sports anyway. So why not, why not bring in a new audience into it? Right.
Like I would do pretty much anything within a reason to be able to like watch football.
You know, that we are going to demand today, we are.
I
Musters that football prominent anyone as well as watch with it. Yeah, I think it's crazy that there's that bulls not anybody can watch it
Okay, let's do this, we're going to do a little bit of bonus here.
I think, honestly, I think it's Amazon.
I think it's Twitch.
I think if Twitch or Amazon wanted to do it,
I think it would happen.
Cause they already have the deal.
All right, Chad, we're gonna do a little bit of bonus.
Let's do some bonus.
I'll do one more battleground per timing.
No, it's deep thunder, okay
Okay, we actually won an eye this one by the way
Yeah, we're only gonna do one.
Chat, this is gonna be, this whole thing is gonna be a highlight reel.
This whole battleground is just gonna be non-stop one-shots, okay?
I'm letting you know right now.
The whole BG.
Yes, that's been your hammer is very impressive.
Not small or cute at all.
It's very manly and buff.
Dude, I almost feel like I should be listening
to freaking like,
I should I need to get like troll troll music to play
Okay, what is wrong with this like the timer like knocks you off your mount
There we go man
Look, I gotta put myself in the group of the shamans.
Oh, god.
Are we gonna win?
Oh, man, we are so bad.
Dude, they're so coordinated, man.
Oh, boy!
There's one.
And two.
And three.
And two.
And three.
And three.
And three.
And three.
And three.
And three.
And three.
And three.
Oh my gosh, I'm so dead.
Oh my gosh!
Dude, that guy's helped me.
She got deleted.
Dude, I don't know how they kept me up.
I have no idea how I survived as long as I did.
It's like, boom, boom, boom.
That was insane.
Dude, I'm gonna have to make another pallet, man.
I'm just gonna have to make another paladin.
I don't know if I'll be able to help it, man.
I don't think I can help myself.
This guy's name is CrazyBato.
CrazyBato.
Well, do you lag?
Miss.
Miss?
Dude, this is freaking shaman.
It's like a freaking tank.
Thank you.
I was like what the hell man
I
Think that's 30 okay
Dude here's the thing I fight I lost five eyes of the storm in a row by the way five eyes of the storm
If I had the storms eyes of the storm I have the storms
I've finally get a healer in one we get a rest or show no one and we just just start owning
Like I'm like I'm gonna freaking blow my brains out
I've never lost five but I don't know when to last of all five battlegrounds in real
There's just any more house I'm watching like listen my boy let's do I got I listen
to everything dude like what's like troll I like dude I feel like just like like doing
battlegrounds and I'm like Britney Spears or something is just funny to me
oh my it's my bad
okay I spawned
like what is the most trolley music to listen to while I'm playing a blood owl female
like blood female is just so funny
I just feel like you come to the stream and it's like one shot by someone was in a Britney
It's like disrespectful. It's funny
That's sweet sweet winery
What is mages?
Why'd I know mana?
Arcane blast?
I'm dancing. I'm dancing under the wind through me while I was dancing.
Ha ha ha, he just killed the guy.
Oh, that was so funny.
Oh, that was so funny.
I
Did I was so funny
Britney sold her masters recently she had it wait she she had a master degree. I
Know I could do that. How do you just buy one?
It's like a it's like a green card
Oh, what's another good one
There's another one
Cleanse them.
Dude, where are you just owning these dudes now?
Dude, I started playing Britney Spears when we started winning every game.
No fuck, no resonance.
I
Oh my gosh, I did the other ballad and dude, I railed that other ballad and dude, dude,
warlocks do so much damage and battlegrounds insane damn look at our
healers dude see whatever battleground I swear healers carry the battlegrounds
so hard you're a good healer
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I can hear you.
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I can hear you.
This is the last you're welcome.
Wait, what?
Wait, what do you guys think they're gonna reveal in this trailer?
I'm here wait and isn't David Hader
Dude, the basics of CQC!
Wait, is that a splinter cell?
What is the other one?
Dude, that's kind of crazy.
We have to get the chance, and there's always one more fight.
Wait, that's crazy, they added both of them?
How do you get, how do you get, what?
That's crazy.
Dude, that's insane, because Splinter Cell, what was it?
Splinter Cell like, uh, who made Splinter Cell?
It was the competitor to Metal Gear, though.
That's crazy.
That was like meant to be the competitor to Metal Gear.
I thought it was the new Metal Gear.
Yeah.
Yeah, unfortunately not.
Is it resolved?
I've become so numb.
Dude, okay, I'm telling you, I lost five eyes of the storm today.
Five eyes of the storm.
And then I won two in a row with the Eye of the Storm daily.
We got nine badges.
And we went two fast ones.
It's actually insane.
And all it took was having, queuing with healers.
It's all at look.
Cause we do so much damage if the healers carry us.
It's always the healer carry.
Let's just keep it real.
The healer carries.
Like I'm like a siege weapon,
but if you don't put any fuel in the engine, okay?
It's not going forward.
That's just how it works.
I keep not, I keep seeing the horn and I turn away.
Dude, I'm considering playing Holy.
Like, you kill as a healer and it like feels
like you can't make plays, but what happens
is you actually make the most plays.
But they're not like, you have to be five heads
understand them, you know
Yeah like you cuz exactly because you make the plays happen, but you know you're not like making the plays but you're like
Be in the guy and sometimes like you know do you want to make the play when you want to be the guy and you kind of
So decide
because if you want to be the guy
Sometimes being the guy and making the play is two different things
But sometimes you can be the guy and you can make the play and when you can be the guy and you make the play
That's what me the freaking goat. Okay?
and it's as simple as that.
It is as simple as that.
And once you understand this,
then you'll frickin' unlock, you know what I'm saying?
Okay.
When you're done watching this stream, your brain's going to be just so big and expanded.
It's going to be like an overflowing sponge and it's going to be just oozing through
every single hole in your head.
Okay, that's what's gonna happen. That's how you become the classic brain to the max. Yeah, it's gonna happen.
You're done with this dream. Your brain's gonna be coming out your ass.
P.A.P. and T.B.C. in steps.
One player at two learners shield twist.
Three level of 70.
Four.
Get yourself a Kwi Hammer.
No.
Five one-shot fools who play Alliance and also Horde in the arena
But it's guys name is this guy's name is dire straight
Dyer straight like what?
Thank you.
Now, as long as the intro of this song, I can't remember.
Look at them yo-yos. That's the way you do it. You play the guitar on the MTV. That ain't
working. That's the way you do it. Money for nothing and your chicks for free. Streaming
on the twitch TV. We got to grind these primal airs. We got to grind these
There's a certain tone that my voice hits, and when it hits that tone, I'm like, I don't
know.
There's a certain tone that my voice hits and when it hits that tone, I get right.
I immediately get like, ah, it's and it's like the tone of voice that I would sing
in it, like broke, it kind of sucks because like I wasn't ever a good singer, but now
Now it's like, you know,
Minstrel microwave ovens,
custom kitchen, leverang.
You got to move these refrigerators.
You got to move these color TV.
You need some throat exercises, devious.
Why are you, why'd you write devious after that?
I'm a vocal coach.
That means that you're old.
Oh.
The hell's happening in this channel?
Storm microwave ovens, custom kitchen delivery, you got to move these refrigerators.
I'm working on a I think something that we might do for the guild because I've been I've
been thinking about like.
Hold on.
Give me one second.
I'm typing.
And tip duty, if for nothing, you're gold for free.
You know what I think?
Okay, so, so, I got an idea.
I think we can do like a crusade companion add-on.
Like we got mod, like an add-on for the guild.
And, because I'm thinking, oh, it'd be cool if we did this.
Oh, it'd be cool if we did this.
But like, if we can build like an all-in-one
like guild calendar, like the raid sheets,
loot council, like everything is just built into the add-on.
I think that would be sick.
And then that way we could track, like, because there's stuff with the guild bank.
What I want to do is I want to open up the guild bank, but it only shows the last 25
transactions.
But then that way, like, instead of mailing a guild tax, people can just put their
the guild tax directly in the guild bank
and it could, it could,
it would just be logged in that
instead of in the 25 transactions.
And also that would keep people from like,
I mean, I don't think it's gonna be a problem.
I don't think it would be a problem
of people like abusing the guild bank,
but like it opens the door up to do more things, I think.
Yeah, and I would have like an admin panel
that I could adjust stuff and then people could just see it.
There's other guild management add-ons already.
Yeah, but does it include the guild bank stuff
and everything else?
Keywalker?
No, it's not Keywalker.
We'd probably just put it in Kistforge.
No, actually, we'd probably just download it,
put it easier.
I don't know.
I don't know if we put it, I don't know.
Well, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm asking, not even, I'm going to, I'm asking Paralyx
to do it.
Paralyx is like, Paralyx who's here helping with the stuff with Agent and he does like
the, he has like his arena add-on and stuff in retail.
He's working on it from Brinkershead.
Yeah, so we have a guy.
Yeah.
Have Bill from Accounting Manage an Excel sheet.
I have to manage the Excel sheet
You said discord webhook to log guild stuff in a separate channel. Yeah, I think you could be really cool
I don't want to kill that all of a sudden I also purchased 10,000 bits on Twitch
Please add more hours to the day see that's why I do two things at a time today
What's the game plan? We're doing some co- Jest fans, but not without doing I the storm the entire time in the background
Somehow I'm gonna have both hands here and my feet are gonna be playing my paladins
Shroud was selling G invites for a hundred gold per last night wait what?
What?
Wait, what?
On his altar on his main.
Hold on.
He streamed yesterday.
A draenei BOE tank?
It's probably nothing.
BOEs are worth literal dirt.
Wagyu
They were I'm not kidding this my nethers. Oh, I
Mean it, I think
Poor I know
Oh
5 of my this people doing it. Oh, it's a jazzy
Oh wait, or maybe he was referring to something else. Maybe that guy wasn't talking to me.
I don't know why I assumed that. It might take a minute. I think a lot of people are
poor right now. The night of or the night after the raids go live, it'll sell like
hotcakes my net saying stack up hold on this there's one way to find this like
gold a lot they do filter by clip somebody clip that 100% 24 hours how easily do
Do you guys think I could sell five of my nethers?
Crafting...
Skryr...
Runic Spell Thread.
Do you think I could sell my nethers quickly?
12 hours!
Do you think I could like...
It was like what, 2012 or something?
BP standing or sitting?
I squat.
I squat.
Work out the legs.
You know?
That's crazy, because I actually pee sitting and I poop standing.
Which reminds me, I'll be right back.
I have to go to the bathroom.
And then take a shower.
Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen, I have returned.
I have returned.
Winsman, what have I told you, Madden, was here all along.
Let me get her loaded.
That sounds ten pounds lighter.
That's right.
Da da da da da da da da da da!
I'm going to go back to the
top six. Thank you. That's
which prime. Thank you, dude.
Okay. We're about to play man.
Just let me load around. It is
a coach. Yes, and.
I am, but something is wrong.
Something is wrong with this game and app, uh, reporting this error to Sony Entertainment.
Okay, whatever.
I'm doing fantastic Z Guber, then you did.
Look, here's the thing, honestly, I'm like, dude, I can't, my plan was I was going to,
you know, last Sunday, the last Sunday of the football, no.
We don't let the NFL decide that.
We decide that.
going to be the next week. Okay. Because we said so. How much honor do I get from this?
629.
Oh, man, I have to do I thought I had like a thousand.
Go forth to victory. May your blades never die. Strength be safe. Strength. What do you need for the Horde? Speak friend. Go forth to victory.
Wait, I need more honor.
Oh man, is this TBC it is?
it is.
I'm...
I ain't asking for moosh.
Dallas, Texas.
Hollywood.
Gallon.
We have some co-jets in today.
It is number five and number six
of co-jets fan Vikings.
The last one says four, but I think it's wrong.
Goodbye beer right now?
Yeah, dude.
Always.
Mmm.
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm sure you can hear me or not.
Okay, YouTube, thanks for watching this, and then we're going to go to the next VOD again.
There's going to be a lot of VODs today, a lot of multi-multiple variety streaming
today.
I don't want to mention
Why does my tongue do that?
Wait, it looks like my bottom lip is swollen.
Hold on, ready?
Look at it, look at it.
You see it's kind of red on that side?
You see it's kind of red?
It's crazy how much your tongue is looking at your liver to just stair-line them, yeah.
There's so much fun living in RottenBC I never played one before, nice.
It should have been like that for months.
Yeah, this will I run.
Wait, let me get my visor.
How am I gonna be coached as a thing without a visor, chat?
That's fans the number one rep Paladin yeah, that is true
All right, you got to be kidding me.
I spent that whole time, I spent that whole time looking at my advisor downstairs when
And I gave up and then I found the hoodie and the visor was upstairs the whole time.
It is not, it is not the first Sunday without football.
Coach S-Vans Vikings number five.
or number six, I don't even know.
But it is not the first Sunday without football,
ladies and gentlemen.
Cause we're open in the tables today.
Ladies and gentlemen, today,
we open the tables.
Yo.
Yo, what's up?
Can I actually borrow it from you now?
Oh, I'm using it today.
But you can use the one downstairs?
Yeah.
Oh, then what about tonight?
Mmm, what time?
Um, like...
You can use the one downstairs. There's another one downstairs.
Oh, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, probably.
Do you know how to unplug it?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I know. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, you can use the other one downstairs.
Oh, good.
Oh, okay, oh, wait, wait, wait, what?
I don't know but you broke my door portal look at it. You broke it. I know you fix it. Thanks
Yeah, it's a dark portal
That's outland yeah, if you go through there you go to outland
Yeah, you can go through. Yeah, go to outland
Yeah, look.
Isn't that crazy?
Oh my God!
Yeah, that's a pit lord.
I'm scared of you!
I'm scared of you!
Yeah, that's a pit lord.
That's a pit lord.
You gotta watch out for those guys.
They'll do a lot of damage.
That is...
Oh my God.
Are you okay?
Huh?
I thought this was crazy.
What do you mean?
Your life was for God.
Yeah, but it was...
Why order that at night?
I mean...
That's not that bad.
This is one meal.
This is one meal. I was grinding.
It's literally one meal.
It's one session.
No, that's not a trash.
It's a souvenir cup from Los Angeles Memorial Stadium.
That's not plastic. This is like something else. It's a souvenir cup.
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, that's where you have C plays
I breathed not that bad
You know
Are you okay?
What do you mean? I was leveling
I was leveling dude
What do you mean, mom?
What's your mom calling crying?
No, what do you mean, mom?
I was happy that, mom, mom's happy that I'm level 70,
and I'm deep under.
What is this?
That's my mount.
Mount?
It's 100% move speed.
It's epic.
I don't understand what this means.
It's an epic mount.
It's like, I move faster when I'm on it.
Your room is weird.
What do you mean? I have my mount weird. It's a paladin and out of my quest
Yeah, it's my VR. We are? Yeah
What do you mean, it's not small my head my head's a big have a big head
It's a 2x l I think
Wow, yeah, yeah, I should I think I think my head's like eight and a half
He's not okay. He has a wow addiction
His mother has a nice happy that she doesn't have to clean up his mess constantly anymore
It's not messy this is what literally one day
That's one that's one stream
Because I left and then I came back
Seems like he ordered like five meals like fast food. No, no, it was they said it was two if you order two
It's like two for one. Oh
And I was like well, I want to save the cash that you didn't save money on it
So it's like
It's healthy it's a burger it's meat
It's beef it's protein
Yeah, it is I have to maintain my football physique
I have to know it's good. I it's culprits. I have to maintain my football physique and
Burger King
Is no burgers held over you what makes you fat is french fries and soda
But the burger is there's lettuce there's tomato. There's onions. There's pickles
There's meat
You know
No, it's fresh
It's good. It's like salad and meat the bread and I need bread for carbs for exercise
The lettuce the tomato the pickle the onion
Yeah, because it's cucumber. Oh, yeah
What do you mean?
It doesn't hate you. It just likes me more.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Don't do this.
Somebody walks in the room and I have to do this.
See, now it's better.
Yay!
Now everything's super sharp in the room.
Except for the dark portal.
Are you talking about a wall?
Uh, yeah.
Because when I was asking to chat, because I didn't understand what you're saying on stream,
so I didn't understand, so I was checking, I was asking to my chat what he said.
And he said, oh, that's wow, mean.
Yeah.
The game means.
So I was like, oh my god, that's why I couldn't understand.
I thought my English sucks.
Yeah.
Now, when you're saying something that I don't understand, it's probably wow, game,
award, or something.
Yeah, I mean, usually.
Why don't you talk to me with wow meme? Even I don't play wow.
Okay, I have a question. Why do you... Okay, so sometimes if I don't know how to say something,
okay, sometimes I don't know how to say something, so I say it the way that I know how to say it,
right? So like, if I'm trying to explain something and then I'm like,
uh, and I can't think of it any other way, then I'm like, okay, and then I'll explain it
like World of Warcraft. It's kind of like whenever you are learning English for the
first time it's like you didn't know a word then you would be like well it's
this in Korean. Yeah. Right? So you speak Korean learning English, I speak wow
learning American. Oh really? Yeah. So your first language you wow? Yes. I didn't know. I was born in
Nazaroth.
So you're a foreigner.
I am.
Oh!
Nice to meet you.
Oh, I didn't know that.
I am.
I am.
Oh, wow.
Yep.
Okay.
How did you get a visa?
I married a human.
Or a American human.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Who?
Uh, I don't know their name.
I found them on-
Oh, you don't know?
I found them on Craigslist.
Oh, that's interesting. Okay. Do you think I can visit your country someday?
Potentially.
Oh, okay. What's famous in there?
We have Stormwind. It's very nice. We have... Okamara is not nice. We have Uther's Tomb.
You can go to Uther's Tomb. It's like a memorial.
Remember it, okay.
Yeah, and we have Black Rock Mountain.
Black Rock Mountain is nice.
It's kind of like scenic.
Oh, a lot of teams.
Yeah.
Oh!
Yeah, some people go dive in there.
They don't come out.
Wow.
So it's a dangerous place?
Yeah.
Like cliffs?
Yeah, like cliffs.
Or you can go straight to Outland right there.
Oh, there!
Oh!
That was a little scary to me, so I'm probably not going there anymore.
Wait, how is it food? What food do they eat?
There's like roasted clove, it gives you like 20 strength, it's kind of sick.
But it's gamey, like thick, you know?
It's like beef jerky, it's like cooked beef jerky.
Oh, oh that sounds good!
Oh, I will try it!
There you go, easy.
Actually, I saw the recipe of your country food recipe book.
Yeah.
In the kitchen.
Yes, you know I read it?
I may try, I may try it.
There you go.
Oh, actually, I want to make one food, your country food, so you will get like, you will
release your homesick.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
I was homesick for like four years.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
And I returned.
I'm so sorry.
Yes, I returned recently.
Oh no.
No, it's great now.
Don't worry.
I'm not homesick anymore.
I want to make your food.
Don't worry. It's I'm not homesick anymore
I might be sick of home at this point. I've been I've been playing non-stop for like four months. I mean four weeks
Okay, maybe yeah this week. All right
I like everything so I just I grant you my blessing to create the dishes of my people
Okay. Okay. I got it. All right. All right. Bye, Adju. Bye.
Chat.
Shroud was selling Gildenbites for 100 gold.
We have to get the bomb of this.
Gentlemen, listen.
There's been a lot of confusion, a lot of discussion,
but it's important.
I gotta find a way to fix that.
I gotta find a way to fix that one.
Guys,
I could talk about a whole lot of things right now, I could.
But there's no point.
Because it's time to open the table and say.
Gentlemen, it's time to open the tables, because we're bringing the Vikings back.
We're turning this franchise around, gentlemen.
I said last Sunday we were going to do a Super Bowl run.
It was going to be the last time.
But you know what?
I lied and we're back.
We are back and it's time to take to the promised land, the Minnesota Vikings.
Do you want to actually open them up?
No, I just, no, I don't actually want them to open up.
I just say that whenever we're playing Madden today.
Why do the clowns immediately start playing?
When I said, we're going to play Madden today.
Why does immediately the clowns really play?
Is it cool just when steam music on his team comes out?
Why?
Okay.
I
What okay
Hell yeah, coach I can't wait to never see the Super Bowl this season. Let's freakin go
No, we will go to this
I
Chat we will be going to Super Bowl
Chat you guys really think I'm not gonna make this a role this year I
Swear it's harder. I don't know how what it is
I swear it is
Brick
Coach I heard your will to trade through your high quality body here for a win guys
Okay, let me give an explanation of what happened.
I'm going to give you a little bit of a, what's the word I'm looking for?
My eyes, my eyes like super itchy for some reason.
As a lifelong vikings, I look forward to a successful Super Bowl victory from coach and GM Aspen.
There you go, there you go.
That's the game plan chat. That's what we're going to be doing.
doing. So, Rick, what is my eye? I'm the CEO of the franchise chat. I'm the CEO of the
franchise.
Come.
If you're a real Vikings fan, you might want to leave.
Okay, guys, I'm not that bad.
I'm not even that bad.
I'm a championship winning coach.
Like I've won numerous, numerous championships, okay?
a lot of them.
Alright, I've won lots and lots of championships.
And I will win more.
Yep.
67 Monsage Fond du Quai.
I said for all the time now, thanks to you.
You're welcome.
Okay, so what do we lose?
Where do we lose in the playoffs last time?
Where we lose in the playoffs?
Like the second round?
I don't know what I feel worse about never seeing a Super Bowl or the fact that your
hair is disappearing like Moses part in the Red Sea.
What?
Oh my gosh, dude, that game was great.
I do, the game to go to the Super Bowl is insane.
Oh my gosh, the game to go to the Super Bowl is insane.
I just remembered.
Oh my gosh, I know it was the first round. No, it wasn't it was the game to go to the first round. No, what game was it?
I don't remember. Okay.
Um, yeah, dude, our defense is a disaster.
Let's see, full screen.
Okay, this is where we're at.
Okay, I'm going to give a little bit of a synopsis as to what happened.
Okay, we're going to give a little bit of a synopsis as to what happened.
Can we still see the playoff picture now?
Okay, so this is what happened.
So we end up beating the 49ers in the divisional round.
We end up beating the 49ers in the divisional round.
33 to 29, we like barely made it in.
Yeah, we barely barely made it in to win the game.
Colin Redmond, our rookie quarterback has a pretty good game brought party was on fire
and absolutely torched our defense.
Okay.
Our defense was in trouble big time.
The good thing is we at least shut down the run, okay.
forward to the next week against the Eagles. Colin Redmond throws for 611 yards and 6 touchdowns
with 1 interception. Jaylin Hertz throws for 394 and 3 touchdowns. 78% completion. This
game was insane. Maxwell Pemberton, the rugby player from England, who was an international
student. He only played football for one year before we drafted him. Has
19 for 87, Jalen Hurts 7 for 84 and 2 touchdowns. Saquon Barkley 22 for 66, 3
touchdowns. Colin Redmond 5 for 64, 1 touchdown, 1 fumble. Kenyon Sadiq 17
receptionist for 182 yards. Devante Smith, seven for 131. I mean, this game was just
a shootout. Absolute shootout. Defensively, our defense was getting torched. Absolutely
destroyed. Harold Perkins had a decent game as far as getting tackles and tags for Las
go. But overall, we had like no pressure. Look at this. Eagles had two, three, four sacks.
We had one, two, three, we had three sacks. Anthony Hill, Dallas Turner, and Greg Russo
had a sack. But we had no interceptions. I don't think, yeah, we had no interceptions.
They had one, we had no force fumbles.
They had, no, we had one force fumble.
We did not recover.
Did we?
Yeah.
They, on the other hand, had one, two, three force fumbles.
I mean, this game was an absolute,
this was probably one of the craziest games
I've ever played in my life.
This has to be one of the craziest games ever.
Just look at that.
Did you hold any percent speed marker for getting fired?
That was a bug.
Anyway, here's what we have out of free agency.
We only had two signings out of free agency and that's Denial Hunter and Xavier Worthy.
So we still have a crazy, crazy roster of receivers, but man, this team is going to
have some trouble.
And we can't do without private work, it's actually, let's see, we're going right into
the draft.
Can't wait till your Vikings get blown harder than the Patriots did in the recent Super
Ball.
Just spurred them cheeks now.
Now look at our running back situation.
Running back situation is looking good
because we have the coaching for it,
but that's not really legit.
I wish we could look at our roster without the bonuses,
without morale and everything.
We signed Xavier Worthy, we lost,
we still have Isaac Tesla,
with Marvin Harrison Jr.
We lost Addison,
Zachariah Branch from Georgia in real life.
So we traded a receiver essentially.
We got Xavier Worthy who's a 9-9 speed 9-9 acceleration, and this guy's a bullet from
Texas.
Xavier Worthy used to play at Texas.
He reunites with Colin Redman, the quarterback, who used to be a running back at Texas.
He was a walk-on who ended up being the starting quarterback.
They play together for one year in college.
That's the storyline.
Kenyan Siddique ends up being super good.
Let's look at our lineman situation.
96, 91, oh my gosh, we don't have a center.
Okay, so we need to get one lineman.
I need this more than you, I think.
Oh my gosh, this is bad.
We need a lineman.
Is this career mode? Yeah. Nuclear fear, they give it a 10 months. So what I do is I roleplay
as the coach. I'm not even a Vikings fan. I just roleplay the coach. I buy their gear
for the RP man we we might we might have to drag we got to figure this out we got
we got to figure out the center i mean our offense is disgusting our demons on the other hand
We have Greg Rousseau. Did we already have him? I think we traded for him, right? I think
we traded for him. And then Dallas Turner, and we brought back Daniel Hunter, longtime
and Viking.
Dallas Turner has 54 zone coverage.
Oh my gosh, our defensive tackle situation is so bad.
Cam Harrison is our starting detackle.
He's 63, 343.
from Stanford. Subjet us, we do. Colin Corcoran, Blake Cashman is starting to regress. Everybody
is 32 now. This is year four, I think. Tyson Aldridge, the Miami man, the Miami Mormon.
Anthony Hill Jr. from Texas. Okay, so we got to draft some depth at Linebacker. But man,
Our linebackers suck.
We brought in Maxwell Hairston.
Man, our defense was, why was our defense so bad?
Like I feel like our defense should not be so bad.
Kevin Winston, Harold Perkins has developed to a 97 overall.
Josh Mattel is an 87.
I feel like Josh Mattel is needs to be traded,
unfortunately.
Yeah, I think we need to be willing
to trade Josh Mattel us.
because look there's another young guy who's an 87 so like what what am I
doing here with Josh Montelus you know they I feel like he's the older guy I do
love Josh Montelus though he's great great player great guy high character
individual, I would say. Yeah, I turn up the XP sliders for the youngest guys. Hey, coach,
try out, but also it's higher because of the coaching review in the table with the reserve
quarterback and all plays actually need to written in fallacy. Can you translate to
English for the rookies in the team. Also the shards are smelling bad again.
Try out reserve tight end. Listen. Okay. You should be happy to be here. All right.
Some folks just need to learn to shut the hell up and just be happy to be here. All right.
But Josh Mattelis, see, he's actually only in 82, but both all the coaching bonuses and
Morales in 87.
Make my linebacker, he's too small.
I guess I could increase his weight.
The chiefs need a strong safety.
Okay, so I think our primary targets, we need D-Line help.
Is that crazy to say?
How badly do they, oh my gosh, they whore, oh my gosh, they horribly need a strong safety.
But this will put your team over the salary cap.
Dude, I swear the salary cap is a freaking nightmare in this game.
Here, let's work on private workouts, okay, private workouts.
Let's see, we don't need a quarterback.
We don't need running back.
We need a center.
We need a center.
We need a defense of tackle.
But do we do private organics for alignment?
A run block. I mean honestly either of these guys these years are tackles
Calvin Lidge from Arizona State a past blocking
C run blocking man agile I wonder what the best like prototype is Dante Meriwether
DJ Shab.
Play recognition, finesse moves, power move.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, B, okay, okay, okay.
So what pick do we have?
I wish there was an easier way to do this, but okay, we have the 30th and the 32nd pick,
and 94 than the 96th.
113377, 1337.
Oh my gosh, we've absolutely mortgaged.
We don't want the Super Bowl here, it's over.
We don't even have a draft next year.
Okay. Okay. So here's, here's what I'm looking at. We have two picks towards the end of the
first round. So we go through here. Jose Chavez from Oklahoma State is an option, but he,
I think he's going to get drafted before us. So we need, we need to look in like the
mid to late. We also could move up.
Brenton Carr from Notre Dame
is a top rated center.
Let's have him as one of our options.
I'm going to be in the morning.
Gutierrez, Gregory Parker, Carrie Wheatley.
A six foot eight center in front of a six foot quarterback.
Sounds like a bad idea.
There's already a few times where I throw the football and
hit my guys in the back of the head.
What's the draft right now?
Team needs corner, detackle, kicker, center, punner.
Wait, am I being corner?
I don't feel like corners are top need.
46 years of ice cream thank you Zeta bite thank you man for rail thank you man of rail for
the 67 months earlier I didn't have my window open because my hands were tied thank you
Manarejo nuclear fear thing are the 10 months we got to go detackle but do we
go DJ Shabu Cameron Mero I feel like it has to be one of these two guys because
they have a power moves tell us in the physicals elite strength 48 for 48 okay
That's honestly, that's what we need to look at 485 40 for DJ shop. Is he the fastest?
Dan was a 4-7
Ben Contreras, but they say he's a draft of reagent
38 reps, I mean this guy's a freak freak
You know what else we can do we can look at D linemen we are we're gonna get defensive ends
Sometimes you get like big old 300 pounders.
Charlie Chamberlain potential under-adventure.
If you can get big DNs and you can move them inside.
Left edge.
Okay, Mason Warner, 39 reps to 225, 499, 40, 320 pounds.
Oh, terrible vertical though.
He might not be explicit. Maybe he just had a bad test. Maybe he just had a bad test, but that is bad
He's close to bottom of the barrel
His broad jump on the other hand was pretty high
Change of direction is okay
I mean, okay if we look at Mason Warner as compared to the D linemen
Or sorry the D tackles
He would have the best three cone to be fair. Where is he? Oh, I know. He had four, seven,
three, nine. Oh, he wouldn't even have the best. What a short shuttle, four, eight, one.
Okay, never the best short shuttle. He would have a pretty bad vertical, man. Lance
Cats had 39 man Lance cats is he's got some power
We guys think DJ shop or Lance honestly, we need to deline men we legitimately need to deline men
So I'm fine with taking like maybe maybe we take Lance cats
DJ shop at 42 reps on it.
Okay.
But we need a center, but we can trade for a center.
Two rookie detacles would be like a six storyline.
We bring in two rookie detacles and if our two rookie detacles take our defense to the
the next level. That could be the storyline for the next season is like we brought him
to we we were we drafted two rookie detacles and they were ended up being like the missing
piece of the defense. Is this a pipe dream? Am I am I am I being crazy here? Is this
It's completely not plausible.
Oh gosh, where is it?
What's up, Robin?
How've you doing, good man?
All right, it's time for the draft gentlemen
That's don't really matter how many what towel ashes gonna take in the locker room that's
L.A. Ram storyline, that's right
It's time for the draft
Welcome to the NFL draft
All right, let's see this fellas. Let's see this
The Browns big surprise the Browns have the first overall pick. Let's see it
The Browns, okay. Well, let's let's get you guys want to take a look at the draft board
Kind of interesting to see who might be available, right so
Let's see the big quarterback this year is Antoine Woodard
These are there's three top five projected quarterbacks are scouts say that there's only one good quarterback in this class. And that's Antoine Woodard.
Yeah. The other guys are like pretty good.
There's one like big talent. It's him. The other guys are Dylan Murphy from Miami or Hawaii. Antoine Woodard. Oh.
Oklahoma staying Joel Randolph, Joel from Georgia Tech.
Dude, this is a big defensive end class actually,
but we don't really need defensive end.
We do need a D line like top five, top five,
round one, round one, round one.
And we got a hope that, oh, Mason Warner,
we scouted him, we brought him in for private workouts.
He's a round one talent with round one to two grade,
which is good.
Sorry, round one to two projection with round one grade.
So that means he's better than the scouts
or than the rest of the NFL thinks he is.
So D Tackles, okay.
Cameron Merrow.
Wait.
Oh frick, I wanted to do cats and I didn't Merrow.
I did pride we invited the wrong guy for private workouts
Dude we invited the wrong
Dude we called somebody we called the wrong number and he showed up and we were we were too awkward to tell him
Sorry, this is the wrong guy. So he wasted one of our private workouts and somebody we weren't interested in drafting
The guy didn't even fit our scheme you see that purple puzzle icon he doesn't even fit
our defense everybody else literally I could have misclicked anybody else and it would
even fine.
Okay, this is a big defense event class.
Eric Turner, wide receiver as the top receiver.
A lot of linemen, a lot of linemen in this class.
Okay.
All right, let's see it. Let's see who the Browns take.
George begins returning hours. Nice.
Dude, messy gain weight. What the hell happened?
Pete Morrison, the Browns take a defensive end, Pete Morrison.
The Jets, let's see the Jets screw this pickup.
Dylan Murphy quarterback, the Jets took the wrong quarterback.
Our scout said Antoine Woodard was the best one
and the Jets took the wrong guy.
Dude, amazing.
Amazing.
Dude, amazing.
And then the Steelers in the Steelers lap falls Antoine Woodard, the guy who we had scouted
as the top quarterback.
You're going to be kidding me, dude.
Cinnabar.
The story writes itself, Joel Randolph, the other guy, the third quarterback goes
to the Falcons.
Yeah, the Falcons are picking up the scraps and hoping for the best
Martevis Stevens left defense event dude. This is a big left-end class
DJ shop oh my gosh shop got taken at number six from the Dolphins
Okay, that's bad
That was one of our targets
Cameron Merrill, okay
Dude, we might have to we might have to trade up
We might have to trade up dude
We might dude we might have to trade up
Mason Mason Warner is now our big target because he's a round one and we we we know Mason Warner will be good
If they take one more defensive end, I think we trade off
Or detackle
Do I risk it do I keep going oh
Oh my gosh, the dude the Washington's take freakin another defensive end. This is insane. It's been all D line in quarterbacks
The Cowboys take a classic Cowboys take a lineman classic
Jose Chavez
The Bears
Take cornerback Trent Howard
the Seahawks take Carl Chamberlain defensive tackle. Oh my gosh, I think we have to trade. I
think we have to trade up, dude. I think we have to trade up. Trust your board. My board
board is gone to hell. The board is gone to hell, boys. Look at this. This is this is bad.
Lance Katz remains at Detackle. Literally the only two other options. The guy that we work
with that we wanted to call to workouts and we called the wrong number. So this is
the guy we wanted to bring in for workouts. And then this is the guy that we did bring
in. We were like, Hey, this guy's better than people think he is.
Warner's 40 499 499 why is my mouse turned backwards
Hello boss Barry think of the raid we're playing
American football today. Yeah. Hello. Same as the raid. Oh wait, that's crazy. We don't
follow as much. I'm assuming everybody wants to say hi as
The boss man, the follower's mode is on, slash followers off.
Boss man is career based. Oh, cool.
Boss man, thank you for the raid. Hello.
We're here to raid you for our sexy Korean queen.
That's, thank you. I'm not Korean though, thank you.
Has been I yeah, thank you for the raid
Okay, so so here's what we do you have nice hair, thank you
I'm not Korean too. Okay, sir
Yeah, they were the red I appreciate it
Okay, so I
Think we need to make a move chat I
I think we need to move up because if I want to do the defense attack, I'm like scared.
Do I even go one more spot?
Do I even a risk?
Because one, look at all this, all these DTs they got drafted.
Trust us, hold on.
If one more lineman goes, I'm trading up.
If one more lineman goes, I'm trading up.
But I hope it's not one of mine.
I hope it's not one of my two guys.
Okay, corner Garrison Knight.
Lance Katz is going.
Okay.
I'm trading up.
I have to.
I have to trade up.
I have to trade up.
I have to trade up.
I have to trade up, dude.
We don't have a choice. Yeah, we have a choice, yeah.
We have to.
Wait, so, uh, so what did Bossberry do today?
Bossberry lives in Korea?
So you guys watch a lot of American football, I'm sure.
No count cats was the other guy
All right
Let's see what boss Murray does
Let's see what boss Murray did today
She did nothing
What the hell?
She didn't know that.
She doesn't have bots.
Oh yeah, in Korea they don't have bots.
I forgot.
Wait, that was funny.
That was funnier than I wanted to be.
No, no, no.
Again.
Ah, so let's see.
Josh Metellus trading.
There are no tra, nobody in the NFL wants Josh Metellus.
He's so good.
All right, thanks, thanks, Turtle Dove, thank you, Turtle Dove, thank you.
I was looking at all the got no the whole sequence is wonderful. I was just
The football comment and then that right afterwards. Thank you. Thank you man
Order of the oil
I think we need to cook some books chat what do you guys think?
We can't even trade because of the because of the gap.
Does this happen in every franchise mode like the salary cap just spins out of control?
does. It seems so bad.
like what do we do about this like are we really going to trade josh me tell us
to the packers
Oh my okay, dude something is wrong with the salary cap
The how are the Packers minus 40 million dollars that something is something is broken
Forced food down Josh Mattel is his throat make him play defensive tackle
Is this true here clear cap penalties?
But does that actually do anything I've done it before and it does something sometimes it does nothing sometimes
Yeah, I don't think it actually does anything
See like some teams have insane cap
Who is their current strong safety and are we really going to do that to Josh Mattela?
So we're gonna send them to the Browns.
This trade would put your team over the salary cap.
How he's already on the team I'm not okay
Yeah, but like I'm losing somebody
We're just gonna where this is the only thing we can do this
Yes, this is not what we're gonna do this June.
Is there a restructure contract button?
I just assumed that button is bugged, I'm gonna be honest.
He has a family?
Oh yeah, look, a couple nights of not being able to eat
is fine, okay?
I know he's only making $51 million over five years.
But look, you just skip on dinner
for two or three nights a week.
It's fine.
He's gonna have to live in a motel.
I know, I know, but look, listen,
that's a risk I'm willing to take.
I wish I understood how salary cap works
Wait what how did how did that happen?
Is he use cap hit tank and some other change the signing master so it's like one
I did not reduce salaries by $90 million.
Where's the restructure button?
I think it's bugged.
Restructuring will free 9.1 million cash base.
4.8 will be added per year to the final two years.
Wait, what?
Contractor is structured.
2027 cap space every one of three. Estimated cap space after restructure 182. What? Oh,
but look at that massive penalty you take. Oh, is a restructure where you guarantee their
contract. So you restructure somebody who you want to guarantee their contract. So you
lose more money but then it's not on your camp is that what it is?
So like, look at this guy, look at Christian Derisaw, if I cut Christian Derisaw,
I will save $27 million on the cap. He's costing me $31 million this year. So if I restructure him,
then it puts his cost to next year. Okay.
Wait, where'd he go?
Oh, now there's a massive penalty.
Interesting.
See, then you back load the contract.
Oh, we'll pay you next year, buddy.
Don't worry.
Oh, so they're taking your salary this year and creating it as guaranteed money next.
Yeah, it's guaranteed money that you kick down the road.
Oh my gosh.
No wonder every team in the NFL is a disaster.
They keep promising to give these guys money later so they can sign players now.
Oh my gosh.
I think that's a good one.
Okay, well, here's what we're going to do.
We're going to take Josh Metellus.
Wow.
Okay, we treaded down. We basically have mortgaged the entire future of this franchise.
Okay, guys, with our first pick in the NFL draft, good luck, Coach.
Thank you.
Let me tell you about a guy.
It's time to draft.
All the defensive tackles with a first round grade are already gone.
This was a very deep defensive tackle class and they're all already gone in the first
half of the draft.
There's some ends on the board, namely one Mason Warner, six foot three, three hundred
and 20 pounds, 21 years of age.
Mason Warner is a physical player
who delivers bone crushing hits.
He loves to utilize a spin as a counter move.
He's got a swift arm over it in his arsenal,
will utilize power and leverage
to bolt through past protectors.
He's got a motor that runs through the whistle
and he often looks to rip the ball from runners.
He's a disciplined player who rarely,
rarely ever gets flagged.
Now, Mason Warner, at the NFL Combine, ran a 4-9-9-40.
He did 39 reps of 2-25 at the Combine, but he only did 35 reps at his pro day, which is
something that is very, very not normal.
He also had a worse broad jump as well, which is very telling.
Mason Warner, unbelievable athlete in college, big, strong, fast.
He looks the part, he plays the part.
But why was he rated so much lower than a lot of the other defensive ends and defensive tackles?
Why was he taking so late?
He is now almost the tenth defensive lineman being taken in the draft.
And he had a lot of teams had him as a second round grade.
For a guy that tests well, he looks good on film.
He's got elite strength.
How could anything be wrong with him?
Well, let me tell you.
Maison Warner, despite the fact that he was a great player, great film, had a good combine.
When he came out to his pro day, in his pro day, he underperformed.
ever gets weaker at the pro day. That's very rare, especially a significant number of reps
like four, less broad jump, less vertical jump, something must be wrong. Mason Warner, this
guy was in and out of class in college. This guy had a few little character issues. This
This guy was a, I'm going to be honest, he was a C student.
This guy, C's get degrees and he was just barely getting by.
But no, it's not just because of football, it's not because he was busy, it's not because
he wasn't studying.
Mason Warner, this man loved the drink.
He did.
he showed up to his pro day hammered mason warner shows up to pro day teams
you're talking to them teams are interviewing him mason son the
Is that James on a breath ass male?
No, sir.
I'm all good.
Mason Warner was hammered.
Immediately teams talk to talk to each other and they're like, look, this guy's not it, man.
This guy's not it.
This guy shows up. This is the biggest day of his life.
And this guy can't even do one thing right, which is just show up with a good night's
rest, not hammered.
What is wrong with you?
Other teams on the other hand said, damn, this guy ran a four nine and did 35 reps
225 after going out the night before hammer drunk
Damn
That's a Minnesota Viking right there. Okay, this man to come a hell or high water is gonna be able to play for us
Rain snow sleet hail. It don't matter
This guy's gonna be able to perform in the worst conditions. That's a Minnesota Viking right there
And that's why we decided to have mason Warner the alcoholic
Son, are you drunk?
Not number one.
Number nine true value drafted at number 15.
NFL ready ready strength ability to shed blocks makes him a force in the run game
Okay
Hidden potential
We're gonna bump this guy inside. We're gonna bump him inside and he's gonna be a defensive tackle for us
Now at this point. I think our best bet is we're just gonna simulate to the next user pick. Oh
My gosh, I was gonna say we should probably take alignment. I said we should probably take alignment
corner, left tackle, left tackle, left tackle, right tackle, left guard, tight end, corner
back, right tackle, center, right guard, center, left tackle, strong safety.
Oh my gosh, we don't need a receiver.
We need linebacker depth, Emmanuel person, E person, Mark Heider, Carol Gancy, Jordan
And bad a glia Jalen brothers
Which you got detackle again
T quan Dunbar Walt Street
Dude, I don't think the rest these guys are alright man. I don't think the rest these guys got it
Corbott Walt Street, dude, I want him so bad actually his name is so good.
F tackling F power moves.
Dude, this guy is a freaking bust in a half.
Perfect for Wall Street.
Yeah.
Um, Eddie Jenkins, B pass block, C to O D run finesse, Brenton Carr from Notre Dame.
A impact block B pass block B run block wait Brenton car might be a guy actually
B pass block B run block
Calvin Bennett
A aware whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Calvin Bennett hold on Calvin Bennett
He was the top rated center in every category.
How was he not drafted yet?
A. Awareness.
Amazing wonder lick.
A. Impact blocked.
I think Calvin Bennett might be our guy.
Let me tell you about a guy named Calvin Bennett.
Okay, Calvin Bennett, six foot one, 305 pounds, 22 years of age from Pennsylvania State University,
the left-handed center.
He's got a motor that runs through the middle of the whistle, and he has unbelievable discipline.
He doesn't get flagged much.
There have been an unbelievable amount of linemen taking this draft so far.
How is Calvin Bennett, the one guy who shattered all the numbers at the combine and had the
best pro day out of every other center coming into college this year?
Calvin Bennett was a Rhodes Scholar.
This guy was a straight A student, was a leader on this team, a four-year starter.
But he's a little bit undersized at six foot one, but that's okay because he is a very
quick mobile agile center.
He can pull, he can go get linebackers, he can climb to the next level.
But other than his size, what seems to be the problem?
30 second 20 27.
Just kidding.
2028 Calvin Bennett.
involved in some serious allegations of domestic abuse.
Bennett and his longtime girlfriend who just like Calvin is undersized.
Five foot one, hundred pounds.
There seems to be an altercation occurred one night and the police showed up.
Please open up.
What seems to be the problem?
This huge issue happened.
The neighbors called.
What's going on?
What's going on?
Calvin Bennett's girlfriend was a World of Warcraft player, as was Calvin.
Calvin lost his last two games and it ended up not getting gladiator and
burning crusade classic in season four it was the final season so she whooped
his ass and he said no please stop no please stop she was spanking him and
making him his little bitch and because of this a lot of teams said you know
what how the hell is this guy going to play in the NFL if he just got his
ass kicked by a five foot one 110-pound woman
She didn't want to press charges obviously and neither did he he was actually kind of
into it which again was another red flag for most teams but for us we don't judge we just
said look son you look good on paper we're gonna send you out there okay we're gonna
send your ass out there we're gonna see what you can do that's why we decided to draft
We can toughen him up, okay?
We can toughen him up.
That's what we're going to do.
68 true value at number 30.
Hmm.
Not bad.
He does have a hidden potential, hidden potential.
He's got good athleticism.
says I'm 72. You know, you can go get linebackers. He's wearing a
do rag. That means he was probably got that from the
cookout. He's going to fit in the locker room. Good locker room
guy. Okay. Calvin Bennett's our guy, even though he, you know,
got spanked by his five foot one girlfriend. Okay, let's see.
Let's go to our next pick. Oh my gosh, we don't pick till
end of the third. Wow, dude, this is like a, this is going to be a light draft. It's
okay. We can, so that way we can actually start playing games.
We will head over real quick as we have one latest story developing.
Yeah, Daniel, there am I here. Well, a story that has been developing in the
last couple of minutes. Lance Kex, a guy that was supposed to be high on
several draft boards supposedly gave teams the Vikings included the wrong
phone number and hopes they wouldn't draft him.
Butthole.
Is it Butthole?
He's a butthole at the end of that.
He's a butthole.
But the TDS says, but holy smokes, what a giga-chat.
Hey coach, it's Colin Redman.
After winning MVP, me and some of the boys who also won awards went out and got ice
cream.
We won, coach.
Freak.
Yeah.
Hey man, I just think 70 and I have bad gear.
I only want to play VP.
What should I do to start good into arena?
You should get honored.
You should get honored in like all the reputation so you can go buy the reputation PvP gear.
You buy the reputation PvP gear from the different vendors around the world and then you go do
battlegrounds.
You go do battlegrounds, you get honor, okay, honored reputation for that.
But then you gain honor and then marks and then you save those when the arena
season hits on Tuesday, there's going to be the arena boots belt and gloves.
They are your boots belt and bracers that you can get.
And there's going to be a few other arena pieces that you need to do battle
rounds for. So, yeah. That would that's your that would be like kind of the strat.
Okay, so with our third pick, we need linebacker depth.
Hopefully Calvin is mentally prepared.
I heard the gaming chair his wife threw at him gave him a severe concussion.
He did, but we did not report it, so there's nothing to worry about.
Tim Fitzsimmons.
Damn, this is a rough draft, man.
Hey, coach, just want to thank you for drafting me.
It made both me and my tiny little girlfriend very, very happy.
We're going to celebrate by playing TBC anniversary together tonight.
Okay, just-
And then I'm getting paid YAH or-
Thanks coach.
Turns out he also loves getting paid.
He does not wear the pants in his relationship.
I kind of just want to just send it on the draft here like we just need we just need bodies
Let's you know what I'm gonna draft Phil Warner. Oh my gosh, he's terrible. Wait, Abe
awareness, a hip power. Wait, this one guy might be a great backup. I can be a special
teams guy. Wait, wait, this guy might be great. Phil Warner. I'm gonna change this
into Phil Wiener. He's from Oklahoma. He's teammates with the other guy, Max Warner. Wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, Warner. Wait, do we have two Warners? Wait, 93 in true value.
Wait, head potential, 90 speed, wait, what?
In the third, end of the third round?
Dude, 250 bounce, 90 speed is insane.
That guy's a freak.
Dude, we might have actually gotten the frickin' steal of the draft.
at this point, you know, we draft all positions.
Who ran the fastest?
Rashawn Minor, a 4-3 Damian Toliver.
We do need corners.
Let's just bring in Damian Toliver.
He's super fast.
one fuck not a burner but decent speed bro this guy wait what okay make pic
Chandler make a 230 pound ride receiver
Usually the guys who are here
Eric Hale
Whatever we need it we need a backup linebacker
304 wait what hold on 304 true value hidden potential I've never seen that
I've never seen that is that not crazy coach as me I was drunk timing 40s yeah
Apparently he's not a burner wait what?
Drag recap his hidden potential is that he's he's actually awful, but nobody knows
63 overall with it is that not crazy
Mason, okay, this is not a great draft.
Mason Warner, Warner and Warner, wait, these are brothers.
I'm changing his name to Warner.
Wait, hold on.
Phil Warner and Mason Warner are brothers that went to Oklahoma and together.
Phil Warner is older, but they draft, they left at the same time, and they're both Kurt
Warders, nephews, cinema.
They're defensive players.
And they call them the Warder Brothers.
Oh my gosh.
I'm super intrigued by this guy, personality entertainer, what?
Is he like, would he be better at a different position than us?
Yeah, Calvin Bennett is going to be our starter.
Calvin Bennett is going to be our starter.
We're going to have a rookie center around the best four linemen in the world.
the NFL Mason Warner we're gonna move you to defensive tackle and see how you
turn out okay some cast con
the greatest practice bubbler all the time he's trying to stop season okay
79 defensive tackle
Cashman Phil Warner Tyson Aldridge
Dude, it would be cool to find a way to justify moving Phil Warner to defensive tackle.
Can we still need to trade Josh Mantellis?
Okay, advanced week.
Yeah, I gotta find out the cab space thing is.
Okay, GM's office.
Okay, we're in training.
Okay, so let's do our training camp real quick.
Okay, you know what I always do?
I always screw this up.
Every single franchise, I screw this up.
I wanna do this.
Player development.
Additional focus players and more training XP.
Look at this.
Camp counselor.
You see that?
Additional 100 rookie snaps for gold medals in training camp.
Now this goes for five weeks.
It's the five week thing.
So during training camp, I should just do this.
And I stack all of these.
I'll do three plus 100s.
And then also what I'll do is I'll make sure
to go level these up.
Oh, I don't really, whatever, that's fine.
Who did I draft?
I drafted linebacker, I drafted detackle.
Continue into empty slots, okay.
Let's go to the bathroom, Frank.
Okay, I just wanted to detackle and he went to a 79.
Pretty cool.
Pretty cool.
Pretty cool.
Pretty cool.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
I'm going to go ahead and
go ahead and fill in the
Mason Warner, Phil Bennett, Calvin, okay, so I'm going to...
Wait, what? Okay, hold on. Did I not just do the increased focus players?
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No, fuck. Oh my gosh, I went around it. Oh
I
Kind of popped off that in
Okay, so that should give him all his if I got gold that should unlock his potential
Trunch battle the long haul hidden potential for mason warner. Oh man, there's two hidden potentials
Okay, I'm gonna do some I'm gonna do some tomfoolery chat spin the white artists
I'm gonna do some tomfoolery in a second. Don't worry
Unlock our hidden potentials
You guys Warner
Okay, dude, he just got his ass cleaned.
What?
Okay, Warner is- okay.
The problem is, is this drill is really hard because the Vikings line is so good in this
franchise.
Like remember how hard this was the other week?
Damn, that was a crazy, crazy club.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, Warner.
He's drunk, Jack, he's drunk at camp, he was drunk at camp.
Wait, why? Oh, why is...
Apparently he was drunk putting the...
Putting the drill back together.
He went to a beer party when we were training games, yeah.
Damn.
Dude, Warner is a freak, man!
Dude, this guy's gonna be a defensive tackle?
Dude, this spin is nasty!
Okay!
I didn't even move!
Okay, Warner is he's a drunk chat. He's a drunk. Okay. Okay, Warner, I just need you
to go out there and just promises that there's a keg at the end of this at the end of this
Okay.
There's a keg at the end of the drill, Warner.
Okay, that's about- there we go.
Okay, not there. It's not the end of the drill.
Damn.
you
you
you
you
you
Okay, I hope this works.
I hope, okay, we're going to take the 63 overall hidden potential guy and we're going to put
Put him in there.
At receiver.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay, I don't want to see any of the one that they
I'm not sure. Just think 75 is good. Oh nice. Dude, that actually is sick, man
Yeah, I 100% couldn't have done that
Oh my gosh
Dude that would have been
That's what happens when you're not a receiver doing a receiver drill
Yeah, dude, he has no footwork so he's constantly running out of bounds that's actually crazy
Okay, I'm trying to I'm basically trying to do this drill to like
I'm trying to get him. Oh my gosh, I was so scared he's gonna run out of bounds. I'm trying to get him
developed as fast as possible even though he's only a 63 overall just to
It's frick.
You frickin' suck.
Um, I mean if I get gold, he gets two skill points, but...
Do I just take the silver?
I think I think I should cut my losses because I'm frick.
Give me a try again.
I was gonna say I was lucky to even get a silver with a 34 overall, you know.
Dude, how come the, how come the...
What the hell is that? What? The what? What just happened?
I should have enough 400.
Wait, what, how come I didn't get the bonus?
Okay, if I get this one, I think, I think if I get this one.
Continue. Is this retail? Yeah, this is retail plus.
So it makes me kind of feel like, ugh, sometimes.
Alright, now finally this annoying ass drill.
And then we get all of our hidden potentials get, get coached up here.
Oh my gosh, my running back is good, so this is going to be hard.
It's not going to sound good.
Damn.
Bring in the wood.
Lay in the lumber.
damn okay dude is like the best I've ever done in this drill
okay
dude Warner is crazy both of them
This guy this guy's just drunk as his brother dude
That was amazing.
Here's Flop.
Dude, Warner's animations are nuts.
Okay, dude he might be the next Brian or Lager. Okay, dude.
He kind of looks like him out there, you know.
Okay, we got all of our hidden potentials Brian cushioning dude that guy was on
But look, I love me some Brian Cushing.
Brian Cushing is one of my favorite players in the history of the NFL.
I have no doubt in my mind that guy ate steroids for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
This guy was on horse tranquilizers, freakin' steroids, pro-hormone, painkiller, I don't
know what, if it existed, if it existed, this guy took it, okay?
I don't know if this guy had pain receptors in his body.
Alright, I remember that time. Do you remember when his helmet came off and there was just blood coming down his face and it was just
you
you
you
you
you
Maxwell Pemberton. Oh my gosh, we might not get it. I think we have to score twice here.
Oh
Wait, wait, wait, wait, maybe maybe maybe
Oh my gosh, I don't think I would have got it though
I'm a Lies, I'm busy, you need to go to
Wonderspring, you go to Wonderspring,
and Lilith the Liff is the Hammersmith
and the human is the Swordsmith.
It's in the nether spring auction house room. I think we're bank room
I can't remember that never should I keep thinking that a spring winter spring. I gotta restart
Yeah, the way the multiplier works makes it just gonna suck
Because it like incentivizes you to just restart which is so it's like actually the worst gameplay to do that
I need to stop celebrating you're not supposed to celebrate early on because okay
Oh my gosh.
Number eight, so I don't even have a full back, so I don't know who number eight actually
is.
Oh, number eight is my number two tight end.
He's actually decent, but he's like a straight receiving Titan.
Oh my gosh.
How many teams he's fullbacks?
More teams are using fullbacks again, actually.
But most fullbacks are getting to be like
Backup defensive tackles essentially, they just like put in there
But in general more teams reason fullbacks
Yeah, there's a few guys who are like the old school like use check
Who else?
You're doing bad record, yeah.
I mean, that's what he is.
Well, Camp's cataboo's over.
He's like a true half-back.
He's not really a fullback.
No way
Like cam scatter was crazy, but he's a half back
You know
I'm gonna just give this one more attempt if I don't get it then I'm just gonna pass
Well like okay, so technically a running back there's like multiple types of running backs and
The names are based on like where they line up on the field, right? They're like an old-school football
You had like a tail back and a wing back and whatever I
Don't really do that anymore
But you have your your quarterback
Who's in your offensive backfield?
You have a you have a half back
Which is like what most people think it was a running back and then there's a full back which is what most people
do is a full back
Technically these are both running backs
Oh my gosh, dude, I had 30k at the night
It's not gonna be that man
I said it.
Oops.
See, these linebackers are really fast and this tight end is not very good.
It's a bad combination.
Oh my gosh.
This is gonna test absolutely well.
Frick.
Oh my gosh, block!
Dude, this guy cannot block.
I don't think you got it again.
Whatever.
I don't care anymore.
This team fucking sucks now.
Okay. Lorenzo Neil. Oh wait, what? You get one skill point for both? Okay, that was a
huge waste of time.
Vonte Leach.
Um, guys?
Does anybody see what I see?
to the king baby. He got nine bonus skill points. I have never seen this.
Yeah, but it was his first week of training this guy.
This guy was a late, this guy was a seventh round draft pick that we took a flyer on Eric
Hale.
He took a flyer on him because he was one of the coach's nephews.
And then he came to camp.
This was an epitism pick.
And now he ends up being fricking good.
Yeah, but he's an older player.
he's 23, he's not, like I only did that for 20 and 21 year olds.
Like I did it for a lot for 20 year olds, a little for 20,
and I was like scaled it down.
This is fascinating.
I've never had this happen.
Back as we were doing the things, dig.
You got the dark portal.
I want to build an actual dark portal.
I want to have an actual dark portal in the background.
I think it would be amazing.
You know.
68 zone coverage now.
No.
Sisi's man.
81 tackling.
Calvin Betley, look at this rookie corner.
You know what else? I also stacked up all the progression, sorry, yeah, all the development
coaches traits.
you
you
you
you
you
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You see what we got?
Oh, no, Kenyon Sadiq, has he hurt?
Oh, wait, what?
Oh, oh, fullback for what?
Oh, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
black flag saved left tackle left guard center Calvin Bennett
rookie center. We got a team's got to rally around this guy, man.
The old lines got to rally around this guy.
Daniel Hunter.
It's going to be a rotation.
We're going to rotate a man as much as possible.
And then Ingram Dawkins will be the third D and
Mason work.
I let Hachu use my other playstation, hold on.
I'm sorry.
She asked if she could use my other PlayStation.
She asked if she could use my other PlayStation.
And I said, yeah, but I didn't know
that it like cuts you off.
I used to go on my friend's TV.
Dude, I'm catching.
is one piece Matt next year I'll do PC I mean maybe I'll I mean I'll just buy PC if I do another man
French is that good?
Because you did time.
The chiefs want Josh Mattelis.
Who should we trade for George Mantella's?
a detackle Chris Jones you know what we could probably trade him for Chris Jones with Chris
Jones age 56 mil get picks now I think I think because we're gonna over this is gonna be
a Super Bowl run.
That's these Chris Jones in a fifth.
Yeah, I feel like we're in win now mode.
We're already not going to have a draft this year.
We have one draft pick.
Oh my gosh, Josh Mantell is for Chris Jones.
He's a 56 million gap.
Biking Subaru and don't belong in the same sentence.
Yes, they do.
Okay.
When I'm coaching them, they will.
Dude Eric Hale turning out to be a 71 all of a sudden is an insane like I'm blown away about it
No picks, no money, actually, let's see where are there any like where are the free agents
out there, you know. Rashard Smith is a free agent. Oh wait, I didn't Instagram that I'm
live today.
All right, fellas, listen up.
You said last week was the last Sunday without football.
It ain't true.
Because Coach Esthan has taken the Vikings to the Super Bowl,
we're running it back, on-core run.
I'm live right now, we're about to play our first game,
we had an unbelievable off-season.
All right, let's see what we're looking at here now chat
Okay, we're preseason is over and we're about to open the tables here pretty soon. We're gonna start our first game
We're gonna be playing against the bills to kick it off
Chat let's open the tables the first tables of the day will be open chat
I'm not sure.
Go.
Enjoy your NFL X streamer this season.
Some shameless shillin was done also.
That's what I'm talking about.
Savage thing you did.
We gotta find a way to get hail in there, man.
I was just looking through the books, and I think there's some kind of mistake in the
accounting records.
Oh, why would we bring it back?
as we have no draft picks left and we're out of money.
Yeah, I wouldn't worry about all that.
Thanks for your dance, coach.
All right, we are in win now mode, gentlemen.
We are in win now.
We are in win someday mode.
Wait, where's my other lav?
Wait, where's the good lav?
Where's the good one
Wait, where's the good one?
Brick
The good lab is like a hundred bucks the Frick way to go
Okay, whatever hello
Hello?
I'll find it.
I think the Vikings have never wanted to hear more, right?
I'm under pressure, baby.
So, I say goodbye.
Okay, let's see it.
Yeah.
Okay, on paper we are disgusting.
Like I think of this offense as just gonna be
the freaking greatest show on turf two.
There's only a few minutes left in the tables, chat.
There's only a few minutes left in the tables.
You don't want to miss out, chat.
Only a few minutes left.
The tables can close any second now, don't wait till the last second.
I mean, our defense is still young, but I hope we added the pieces to shore up the
the halls.
I think we've tried for Chris Jones giving him a basket.
Last season, last season we did good.
We just didn't win the Super Bowl.
Alright, here we go.
Advanced settings are offensive.
The air raid.
Wait, is it defending?
Oh, yeah, they did.
Wait, what?
The visioners sideline their head coach.
They beat the...
These guys ready to get this one.
Did they beat the Eagles?
Oh, yeah, they did beat the Eagles.
Across from them, his counterpart,
Bill's head coach, Sean McDermott.
His guys ready to show out in front of the home fans
as they try to send them home happy
at the end of this one.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Gentlemen, I gotta go talk to the P.
Today is a new day.
Today is a new day, gentlemen.
Hey, coach, what way is the football suppose to go?
Yo, do I hold it up dog style or hamburger style?
I don't understand what's going on.
Okay, you hold that thing the long way, son.
I'm gonna show you how to hold that thing.
I'm gonna catch it, am I supposed to catch the ball, coach?
I'm gonna show you how to catch that thing right now.
And you know how I'm gonna show you?
Look at this.
It's just new technology we got for this season, folks.
Virtual reality.
Virtual reality man, we should be the best damn coached football team in the national
football league.
All right?
Surprise.
So I want us to use the finest in training.
This is what it is.
This is the Omni One is what this is.
Okay?
This is an Omni One by Virtuix.
Okay?
And what's going to happen?
All right?
What's going to happen is you all are going to put your damn, you know, middle
mitts on your feet or whatever the hell it is.
They were wearing the backpack.
And I'm telling you, where's Colin?
Colin Redmond.
You're gonna put this thing on
and it's like you're running.
Okay?
It's like we're simulating reps.
That's what the game plan's gonna be.
All right, we're gonna get you out there on this thing.
Okay?
And I ain't moving no matter what.
No, someone fucking help me.
No.
Okay, so, will someone help me?
What are you doing?
You got your...
See, this is why we don't have zippers on football pants, okay?
Here's the game plan, man.
Last year we lost in a terrifying fashion.
Last year we lost in a tremendously horrible fashion.
Unbelievable football game, horrible loss.
Absolutely horrible.
Disgusting behavior.
And you know who we lost to the team that lost to these here both low bills now
I'll tell you we have what it takes we have what it takes coach to be a coach
but can I give a pet talk I guess go ahead go ahead let's go out there and
win fellas we get this season started right in my tiny little girlfriend is
picking me tonight. Okay. All right. We'll toughen you up. Okay. We don't do that here
in Minnesota, but you know, we think you got what it takes to get potential build on.
Um, fellas, minus one coach is this for the surprise penis inspection. No, this is, this is for your
what you, this is going to be for training. Okay. Off the field, you know, we're going to get
and get your bonus reps on this thing.
All right, this is a nice leather on this.
Comfortable, comfortable.
Anyway, fellas, we have what it takes.
These are the Super Bowl champions, all right.
And they beat the damn breaks off the Eagles,
who we were neck and neck with last year.
Now I'll tell you what, this is a new team.
This is a different team, but we lost some folks.
We lost some leaders in this locker room.
I'm gonna make no words, make no words about it.
All right, I'll tell you the truth.
We did lose some leaders in this locker room this off season.
But what we did was we replaced leaders.
We replaced leaders with talent and you cannot win without talent, man.
And I don't give a damn how many leaders or whatever who can talk and who, you can look
forward to it.
Live in the athletic trainer, bring me in here yesterday into a tennis measurement using
the verbatim thing.
No, we never, that was not us.
That was a separate thing.
I took a bunch of pictures and said it was part of the process and that would get me on
the roster.
Is that true?
No, that's not true.
That never was a part of this.
Okay.
Now.
Oh, hell yeah, coach.
We are finally bringing out the bidet and machines.
This is not a bidet.
I can't wait to use this.
I am showers.
You're the best coach.
This is the VR training by Omni1, okay?
Number one.
All right, that's what we're trying to be number one.
So this is VR training.
All right, we're gonna use this for Colin after practice.
All right, go ahead and break him out, Colin.
Colin Redman, our quarterback.
All right.
the
the
the
the
the hell. I remember when he came out of Wyoming the big question mark could he be accurate
enough to be a star in the NFL. I think it's safe to say he's put all of us in our place
and put those doubts to rest. He can roll out and run it. He can bomb it over your
head. Everything in between is an absolute nightmare for defenses to try and prepare
for. And when he's on, he's an M.
Baboon, Baboon, Baboon.
Each and every time he takes the four.
And he gets this one, just shot in the four and got it to 39.
A good start off face of the 15-hundreds of the game's
initial play.
From up near the 40 now after the big play to start,
here's another first in ten.
Now Allen.
Quick slam to Shakir.
What are you doing, what was the safety doing on that play?
Did you see the safety come outside?
Oh my gosh, it's going to be a long season.
Oh, that's gonna be a long season.
We thought that maybe a quick strike offense this season.
That is lightning quick, not back to the first drive of the year.
That actually exceed expectations, doesn't it?
Because most teams want to be a quick strike offense.
They want to score as quickly as possible and run a defense in the submission.
But they have to understand this.
Why they got it done here?
A long way to go.
Don't give a scourge if you have to run a few more plays.
That's going to be a long time.
Long drive.
There's going to be a long sentence here.
24.
If not much happening on the returners,
they'll get this to about the 23.
So here's the Viking offense making their way out.
They had a look at a guy, definitely got a little razzle
The Razzle Dazzle Tour can go up with his arm or his legs.
Their mobile QB.
A little bit of Razzle Dazzle.
All right, first play of the game.
Maxwell Pemberton, first play of the season right here.
Not up the gut.
Make it easy.
The team gets an advantage as he's trying to run with them.
And they just have a court form.
They're not letting the football team out of just the other way.
They get caught before you go up with the Sparks.
Second attempt.
Trying to create space for you running back.
The first thought is how physical is the offensive line.
Sometimes it's just positioning.
Now playing it didn't matter about positioning.
Or being physical, deep into the front,
and representing the left and bottom.
And then quickly making it to the line.
We are a passing offense.
We're going again.
We're going again.
You're going to run it.
We're going to run it.
Pemberton, I need you to get in two yards there,
Hello, fellow.
They're trying to run for it.
They're going to get it to the 34th.
They've only got a couple,
but a couple is all that they need it.
It's a convert on fourth.
We're all still violently searching
for the so-called book, right?
That tells us what to do in every situation.
Everyone got nose-way sense.
There's never going to be written down anywhere.
He's collated every code on that.
OK, Marvin Harrison.
You're starting to feel mistaken.
Four wide receivers, Matt Worthy, Jefferson, Harrison, and Tesla.
Big coach, he's just straightening up after the accusations of game fixing with the performance.
Oh my gosh.
Look, it flew pretty easy with the safety being out of position.
Should we be alarmed?
No, we should not be.
And look, that was just a lapse in judgment by the safety.
I guarantee you.
Oh, my.
Yo.
There it is.
Marvin Harrison.
He's popping off.
And now for me to do a lot of stripping once again.
OK, Harrison, Curl, slant to Tesla.
Again, he'll drop the throw.
Nice.
And now they'll get into the end zone.
Touchdown Charlie.
Marvin Harrison Jr. from four yards down.
And the Vikings are able to match the opening run.
Oh, they flip it to the catcher.
He looks like he's going to throw it.
OK.
And after all that, they're going to start out
with an unbelievable field position on the return run.
So after the touchdown, all the way down,
they kick this one away.
Oh, my!
And this put a loss to the Vikings.
We, yes, yes, the rule of 14, ladies and gentlemen,
the rule of 14 in full effect right here.
Get the football right there and what a sweat.
Dude, I wanna see that.
Who caused that?
Who did I slip through with?
Coach, coach, and the winner.
Strat me from the Frick master 9,000 at halftime.
All of the assistants I ask keep saying only you have the key coach. Please. Let me out. I want to play football
No, okay. We're not doing it. Okay Winston, Jr.
Nice dude, that's our free safety
Okay
Pemberton is a dog.
God saved the king.
Maxwell Pemberton.
Okay, so we just have to hope they don't go on offense.
Is it windy?
Is that how you fight this?
position as they come up here first and 10.
After 35 yard line.
Climaxia, now it's Allen.
A short throw and pulled in by Ballinger.
They line up getting 7 on the play.
Is that Oomielans?
Second down.
Now, the game is 7.
Brings up second and three.
And the 40-2.
And then Mikey Fennies, where
Altsaburko down and James Cole.
And nothing going.
immediately taken out of the line of scrimmage.
No need to play.
He's hurt down in the end.
Round any!
What's that?
What's that?
Throwing now is Halle.
Look in the mouth of the field.
He's got a man to put on.
Come on, Hale.
He's got Hale.
The bill is first down by the top of the yards.
Is he able to convert me?
Warner and Hale, the rookie linebackers are in.
Here's Halle.
Look in the corner.
Here's Halle.
Look in the corner.
Look in the corner.
And they'll get him down as he's inside the 40.
From Viking territory now, they'll come up first to 10 at the 48.
Allen.
He finds his way and goes drilling out.
Dude, Josh Allen is disgusting, man.
He's just tearing up the 30.
That's another bill.
First down.
First down.
to throw it's Allen, that's cut.
And the boys are going to be shot for the first time down.
That's going to lose an auto and down with a low.
And that builds.
Drew puts the hell out of these guys.
Warner!
There you go.
The Warner Brothers, the Kirk Warner's nephews.
The linebacker, the v-tackler.
Yeah, I remember the shibuya.
Jordan Addison down the revenge game, dude.
The heavy tackle just shy of the 25th.
Now they'll stop play here at least momentarily,
and remember the Vikings.
Anson discomfort after that last play.
And
Do it Pemberton as a freak
His animations are crazy. I don't think I've ever had a running back with this kind of animation
I think anything like that that would happen it would take like a whole extra year in development.
But yeah, high ankle sprain from Zachariah Branch.
But I do think something of that would be cool, yeah.
They just realistically would be the only cyclone that would take at least two years.
Dude, we're actually not really getting a lot of balls in there.
and it takes a shot out of the release as this will be a complete win.
What a heart though!
Mayhem made the players in Monsign, because normally we get a lot of balls.
They'll look to throw it in.
He's got to go down.
Sack's flying around the 17.
They'll go in the Brussels and Sack in a loss of a yard,
but more importantly it leads the fourth down.
And that's about team you're so competitively matched and you just want to make those plays
and give you an advantage.
How about right here, the difference would let them score a touchdown versus holding
them to a field goal.
That's out.
What do we do with this?
He hated taking the loss there on third down
Now turn things over to Brandon Aubrey now for the field goal from the right hash just a 30
That was a stupid play home
Yeah, I said put QB to in but it's
Looks like
first in 10. That was the worst play ever. Did you not see that one time? Is he going
to go all the way to center? Because that was the worst play ever. That might have been the
I don't know where you're playing for, Mark.
Damn, big sack!
Okay, come on, Warner. Come on, Warner. We need you to make a play right here.
Okay? You're a first-round pick for a reason. We traded up for you.
Okay.
Nice.
That was my fault and when 100% that was my fault, I'm not even that was my fault.
I'm you know what I'm gonna take that guy out.
I can't believe you did that.
That was disgusting.
I did not think it was going to be fun.
Let's put Xavier Worthy in there and see what happens.
and that should have been a pick six that should have been a pick six and entertaining
He's going to come on the A sports second quarter now in Buffalo.
It's the bills in control of the football as they've got it with a third down coming
up.
One good for ten yards and that'll bring out the second in just about a few inches here. That's stupid. Those two boys are going to go in there.
There's Cook again.
God, everybody got lost.
Okay, it looks like this Demons has made no changes.
The kid in it.
The kid in it.
No!
Oh, it's David Worthy! Come on, man!
Chad, is there a way to keep this guy away from my wife?
Oh my gosh, she's running.
We need to start slinging the rock.
Here it is, Bambi.
Bambi's looking good.
Remember, we don't sling the rock.
the field of the Jefferson inside the trolley before he's brought down.
That's another.
Biking.
That's.
Or still.
That has to bring down a Harrison.
And they work this near the front and they're going to start with a six.
Ten more yards and the Vikings.
Look at the throw.
Come on now. Come on now. Jet touch pass. Okay. We're going to bring a little bit of a
The top motion.
Now use a little touch pass as they tap it quickly
to get the receiver.
And he's got a score.
Yeah!
Touchdown!
Touchdown!
Shaston Jefferson.
A two-nit grab.
And the Vikings have come back to making a two-point game.
That is good.
The extra point up on Goodby Aubrey.
And this is now a one-point game.
And he's got a score.
He's got a score.
Touchdown!
Touchdown!
Touchdown!
Shaston Jefferson.
Touchdown!
Touchdown!
Touchdown!
Touchdown!
Touchdown!
Touchdown!
Touchdown!
Touchdown!
So after the touchdown, Aubrey now to kick this one away.
I
Didn't trust it
The defense that makes it the most incredible you have.
No more of that, she's working pretty well for you.
She looks like a genius.
She really does.
That's emotional.
Your preparation was pretty good.
Now the defense has to do all the adjusting.
One play, action, power.
Nice.
Knocked the ball out.
The good coverage there, of course.
The ball free, and second down.
It's not a second down.
Up to no, it's close.
OK, they were actually going to stop him on defense,
we lose.
Finally.
They often done third down today.
They've been OK, two for three that's far.
This is third in town.
19!
Is that?
Is that?
Down and out of him.
Oh, you idiots!
That's one complete.
What the f*** guys?
Being an athlete!
What?
That was not fair. I was trying to put a triangle to catch it, not to fair catch it.
I didn't hold it.
Okay.
back to throw
Redmond
it's a pretty tough shot
Curtin came in
normally I'd say this will lead to a punitive
but this offense already showed in the first half
that don't go for it on 4th down
probably should have already said
Punnett, Punnett, head coach have already made that decision
I should have
I thought it was going to be why it was all one triangle.
It's first and goal.
Oh my gosh!
Frick!
Oh I shouldn't have been, it was all me dude.
It didn't catch it.
My defense can actually save their life dude.
Oh my God, you suck! You suck so much freaking balls, dude!
Hell!
Come from the full touchdown.
Dude, James Cook is way to a monster game.
Three first half touchdowns, and the winners
take the chance on fourth and fourth,
and he pays off for six.
Yeah, that means plenty.
Oh.
Give it out as they will send this one away.
the 20 to the 20. It's okay.
We just need to let it rip as we need to do.
I have no idea how he caught that.
I have a dude look at my time and he did this he said he said hey right here right here
look at him he goes he goes hey hey right here right here right here I got him boxed
out I got him boxed out so I'm like alright I'm sending it I'm sending it right now
and you know what he does nothing bro wait this is interference this is interference he
he gets interfered. Wait what? He gets interfered dude. And the other guy turns in a freaking
Superman.
I cannot believe how many dropped interceptions
have had, bro.
You are simultaneously the most intelligent and least intelligent football coach in the
the
main time you decide to use your quarterback as a runner most of the time when you design a play you're expected to break a little bit bigger than this one because when you run them on short games the
The rest reward and him taking hits.
I'm not sure that's the path they were looking for.
And that's Clark K. K. from the girls' touchdown.
Two yards of the touchdown here.
And the girls are looking good here.
The season opener is unable to extend in a lead.
Now they get good with the 15-0.
And the lead is up to 15-0.
Here's the girls' kickoff here now
as they will send us with a way.
And beyond that's why you will not find much, in fact,
just a yard pass there in a train yard.
What can the public drive together?
20 to 35.
They go back to the air here after the IMT on the last drive.
And I got the end complete.
Tim's out to hold on to that one.
Second down.
Makes him second up down.
Another twenty-five.
Another one on the inside.
Let me tell you about a little something.
The first down as he gets himself past the 30,
get the 32.
Anytime you're within two scores,
there's always a chance to come back.
What do we call that?
We call that the rule of 14, Chad.
That's a rule of 14.
All right, and we're within two scores right here.
We're within two scores right here, gentlemen.
We're going to whistle a signal and a timeout.
So it's right top of Auburn, and he's got the seven.
158 left to play, so we hit half time.
Third and three.
Godfrey on the carrot.
Where's Pemberton?
Pemberton is hard. Quad strain. We'll not be able to return for this game. Oh my gosh.
Coach, I'm really liking what I'm seeing.
You'll be a great addition to our team you look great in red and gold just make sure to bring your uniform for orientation
And don't forget to put the frame
We're taking it ourselves
Call them red, hey, we're running back sir
I didn't know what I was doing there.
five seconds to go until half time operating from the gun.
Redmond, he cuts that cut.
OK.
Now he's going to use their final time out
as they get the stoppage with a little over 50 seconds
to go in the first half.
All right, Marvin Harrison.
Be a man, Marvin Harrison.
Be a man.
from the gun. Redneck.
To the end zone, but it's incomplete.
He took it in.
First down, here's second and over.
He leads the second fight.
Back to throw again.
And he will score. Touchdown.
Back in.
The one-yard touchdown reception.
And the Vikings get ready to go.
We're gonna go for it.
All right, Tesla.
Bring Tesla across.
What?
What happened?
What?
What I buy I bullet pass it to him. Why did you that?
The rule of nine rule of nine.
We don't have to change it regarding for the rule of nine.
Oh my gosh, catch it.
and scrimmage still the thirty nine on second and ten.
Throwing now is now over the lead to Greats Anderson.
And he's taking down inside the thirty.
This offense in midseason four here in the opener.
It's first and ten.
OK, Warner, you know, I know it's your first game.
You've got to make a play.
You're running the wrong way, Warner, Warner, Warner.
Warner, okay.
You can't see what happened.
I've never seen this in the history of football.
He gets through the line, his spin move, and he starts going the other way, he's already
What is happening dude what are you doing that's crazy
It's crazy.
He takes it third and eight.
And now they come up and spike it to stop the climb.
Now Jake Elliott for the Field goal try.
This a 40 free yard attempt.
The kick goalie, it was good.
It's about the five touchdowns offensively.
Hey, maybe it's time to get the kicker.
A little work, and he's able to connect there.
I love that empathetic side of you.
You worried about him getting some action, getting to be a part of the game?
Well, he got in and got it done.
And not wanting to risk anything here, waiting to handbook just taking me and
they're going to put four out to the 25.
And they're going to the 35 number.
Oh, hell no.
The Minnesota offense.
We're sending this year.
The next drive underway.
Hey, somebody's got to be open down there somewhere.
Look at these receivers.
Throwing to start the drive, Redmond.
He's going to throw one up for the end zone.
The drive is interplayed.
So half-time is upon us on Thursday night.
Prime time that we go off to Orlando.
And Scott is in for our half-time report.
OK, Brandon, thank you.
Welcome in, everyone.
Scott dancing here on the fifth floor studios,
a little abridged version of a halftime report here
as both defensive coordinators might be having speaks
with their players.
That begs the question,
can any defense get a stop in the second half?
To find out, let's go back out to the stadium
and join our commentary team, Brandon Godin
and Charles Davis.
All right, Scott, great work as always.
We'll see what the second half brings here.
These two defensive coordinators probably scratching their heads at intermission.
These offenses, they have had their way so far.
We'll see if week one fatigue becomes any count.
All right, gentlemen, that is some of the worst defense I've ever seen in my life.
Shut up coach.
What?
That device you installed in the locker room
taught me to close my eyes and spin in circles.
Don't laugh at me, it hurts my feelings
and I will call my mom.
That's not how it works, okay?
Like, yes, you wear the damn headset,
but this is where you're supposed to be able to look around
and the opposing team, all right?
That's how it works.
Here's what we need to do, gentlemen.
When you go out there,
we need to learn how to catch a damn football on TV.
shipbuilders weekly we found this binder labeled fix the games but not as
obvious frick the believers near your death that's not mine that is not mine so
we have not mind that you're selling drugs now slinging the rock is there
something we sling rock also get the football okay and that is something
we're gonna have to do all right I talked to the trainers
Penby is hurt.
Yeah, yeah.
Penby is out for the rest of the game, all right?
So Godfrey, you're gonna be in there at our running back, and we are not gonna run the
ball very much.
So we gotta learn to catch offensively, we gotta catch defensively, good to God Almighty.
Some of the worst display of athleticism I've ever seen in my life.
We've dropped, I think, seven interceptions today.
This should be an entirely different ball game at this point.
And every single person on defense who has touched that pig skin should be embarrassed.
Every single one of you.
Because every single one of you that's touched that pig skin today, ain't held on to it.
I know that much.
All right.
So quit being shitters.
All right.
And start being winners.
Warner, Warner.
Holy Jesus, Mary and Joseph, are you hammered again?
I saw that last play before the half.
You had a sack, your first career sack.
you get spun around and you're trying to go the other way.
What is that?
Warner?
Do you want to break him out?
You know what that means?
He said, hey, okay, you know,
champions on three, one, two, three champions.
Let's go do this thing.
Damn, Warner Brothers, a couple of them idiots.
The fact is we are back underway in the second half.
I didn't realize the Wyoming is the background of the Madden game.
Nobody on YouTube said it was Wyoming's background of the Madden game.
The Vikings offense set to get a reward to begin this third quarter.
The Charles Snake Trail here, though not really the fault of this offense.
No, they certainly did their part in the first half.
And when you're gonna shoot out like this,
You definitely want your defense to play better, but you know that's out of your control.
All you can do, keep putting points on this door, and keep giving your defense opportunities to make stops.
Now an option play on second down.
I thought he was getting locked.
The decision is he's stopped in the backfield.
That's a big loss of throwing, and it brings up third down.
But that play never really got off the launching pad, you know, linebacker in his face before he had a chance to do much of anything.
Yeah, I think it's big boys up from that offensive line.
They've got a little bit better job in protecting it.
I'm more of a freaking sushi.
This offense in desperate need of a conversion as they come up on third down.
Back to throw.
Redmond will try and do this himself.
It's a short one here, complete to the tied end.
And he's going to get this to the 31,
but that is still well short of what he needed.
They're going to try and throw.
And it's in.
Hold on to the ball.
All right.
the 30 one now on first and 10.
The play is a turnover of.
Now.
A short game here.
Maybe a.
The twenty nine.
Now here at the twenty nine
and on second and eight.
Second.
And.
Now flags will come in.
I think this one's going to be on
the defense for Joplin.
for jumping.
And that'll be a great five yards to the offense,
just like a tennis match, that's just an unforced error.
Stay alert, don't jump early, and give them free yardage.
Carl following the penalty.
And he gets it inside the team to the net.
And that's a really nice 15 yard pick up.
I know I noticed the honor game is pretty rough at 72 but like it's it's
It's not designed to be that way.
Like, it's designed to be like turned in with the...
Because I did a bunch of battle runs this morning,
and I got like no honor.
And I think we're just used to honor being super good.
I didn't see a video, but I myself was playing
this morning, and I was like, okay.
It was clock, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 16, 17, 18,
Yeah, we had like insane honor and pre-patch and we got used to it.
And that would make this a 19 point game.
Here's the bill's kickoff unit out,
as they will send this one away.
And it's a pretty good return here, so it's going to be 29.
And now it comes, now it's 7.
I kind of feel like they've reached a do-or-die point
in this game.
No, we have not.
We play a time.
It has to start right here, right now.
Yeah, now they've got a final chance to get out of this situation,
but they don't understand.
They've got to make the half a more good pass.
In addition, they need to save as much time
so that they can get two more possessions.
A good spot.
Turn on the scoreboard and say,
four right receivers here on second and inches.
Here they go with Godfrey.
There's going to be a stop cold behind the line of scrimmage.
I'm looking to speed things up here, go on with some tabloids.
From the gun to the gun for them, grab me.
And you'll have a parking lot.
I've been trained, detected.
Party mode awaits at level three.
I know what to do.
Why is the stadium speakers on?
They'll try to look inside.
Godfrey.
Oh my gosh, Godfrey, I take it back.
It's level 25.
And I'll roll it down to the 17 yard line.
Yeah it always starts at level 3 now because level 1 and 2 were so easy.
So I changed it to start at level 3 so it didn't skip the first song right away.
Oh my gosh!
It was a touch, Jenny got batted down the line.
It has to be level 300
It's been like that for a couple of days
Jeff we got a hundred level three the music kicks in
The
Meaty hockey with the five get that then to beat you hockey remains
Can't we're at level two no sin with the five give them party mode has been unlocked
Spam your memes for free
Five subs.
He would go the longest corner,
And the third eternal thing.
So let's together crowd,
Tell us finally, we must know
How tough this is to fight for.
Eight.
One.
The legendary many inches ruler in the hand point man. It's the longest
Activation.
That's when the control gets activated.
The ancient sword of the world begins.
I
Got me is actually kind of popping off to
Jack here in a level four high train with only two minutes left
Every level of the high train goes to the next song
Needs for free
One yard one yard one yard
And the end of the world has fallen, and finally some of us have awoken, and this little beat is now forged from pure hype of the endless shadows of time.
Wait, is this a queue?
It's a queue.
My dear peasants of the chat.
Is this a queue?
Why do I keep this kingdom from going to hell?
We're actually on this one.
Don't gift until the end of this level, because if you gift early, it'll skip it.
We haven't heard this one.
Mid touchdown, by the way. We're coming back, Chad.
Nolson, 69, is currently our top supporter.
Yeah, I played this the whole time.
Damn.
Damn it!
That's hard one!
Yeah, play this in my word.
Damn!
I
It's a golden to the
Give all in cornwood's name
What the hell?
The Knights of Mons?
the bitter fate. Dragon needs subs, dragon needs bits. Anything that it is damn not fits.
Dragon's hunger will not wait. Feed it son, before it's too late.
Time remaining two minutes.
We're gonna stop here fellas.
For King Cornwood.
Nolson 69 is the hype train King
Oh finally
Finally we got a pick
It wants more, son
King Sheriff Cornwood watches from his throne
Which peasant will step forward
This is the comeback right here.
Who ain't gonna let this kingdom down?
Show me some respect.
Chat, there's one minute left.
Hey!
If you're gonna send it, you're gonna send it now, chat.
You're gonna save the train.
Time remaining one minute.
The hype train is leading us to victory.
Sebi is there for the five.
Don't make Sebi do it by himself.
It's a team effort.
It's a team effort.
The hype train is at level six.
B01Z is now the DJ.
I should not have done that, you guys.
God-freeze!
Beelzebite is dead.
Gifted five subs.
This doesn't make any sense for me to do that.
You fell backwards!
The
guy who does it for me, you need to make it.
If corn could then corn would y'all.
The
corn
corn
corn
corn
corn
Shouts in the house
Cornwood
Best DJ in town
Sadius has taken the lead from Morson
69
Oh my gosh, you fumble, that was so lucky.
Now listen here, this damn train.
It's looking pretty rough, son.
Time's bleeding out.
Oh, thank you.
You're worthy of it.
Before this whole check goes to jail.
Yeah, that's right.
Who's going to step up?
Who ain't going to let this city down?
Show me some damn respect.
I'm going to save this train.
There's two man-to-pounds of pure Texas Bay sign.
Time remaining.
I am Jenkins.
But I'm streaming.
I'm doing my thing.
Damn, what a catch by Justin Jemisin!
Set me to again with another 5!
Maybe shoulder them 500 bits earlier.
Dude, Dan, I'm telling you, I know that this Viking's event is one of the worst events of our half-life.
It's insane.
That's when the options are described.
When the Titans, Cephis, gifted five stars.
They carved a prophecy into the world very soon.
That when all seemed lost, one would rise.
Badge number 100.
Best man champion.
The realm never had.
Why are you not blocking the Agap?
On Inside Zone.
The one they call.
Oh
We had
Oh my god
hahaha
Howdy
You're under arrest
oh Ha ha
Wait
How did it take to share a family?
Park away with the interception!
Someone bought a portal and a wrong turn near Berlin.
He's been gone seven years fighting the burning crusade.
That's right, he asked for his ex-wife Shelley.
Anyway, for Azeroth.
When the dark portals hold the sky in two and Leroy screamed and the whelps came through
When no one else could heed the call of Cornwood Rowe to save us all
Champion of the Lions!
God free!
Committing off the bench and their pampered Tim gets injured
Taking the opportunity to lead the team to victory
It's a different shell of the real bath.
Still got it.
Sefius is leading this hype train.
Insane.
Listen here.
This damn train is looking rough, son.
Even legends need backup.
The timer's bleeding out.
An old corn wood can't solo this raid.
Who rides with the sheriff.
Who ain't gonna let Azor Oz down.
Time remaining. One minute.
Oh my gosh, it's running out.
Steffy! Wait, 10 gifted!
Keep your time train going!
Steffy is now the DJ's.
Party mode has been unlocked.
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Steffy dropped a payload of 10 subs.
Sub she's working out
Grosy G. Come subscribe on basement
Remove your clothes I mean
It gets hot
Not so close is it close is it close? Oh my
The blood of the...
Order of the...
Brothers gather round, basement underground, down to secret soil.
Order of the...
The basement act of night.
Hold each other tight.
Unhear brothers meet.
Feel the best indeed.
Huge sack right there.
Order of the order!
Yes!
Absolute collapse by the bills!
Why is everyone oiled up?
Dude...
It's for injury prevention.
Game Blazes!
Right here, dad!
Into the squad.
Watching films at night, hold each other tight.
Sharing body heat.
Brother who can breathe.
Twister on the mat.
Hands and feet go flat.
Left for color blue.
Brother under you.
Why is Dave on top of three dudes?
He's...
with you.
That's how you win.
That's how you win.
Dave?
Two and a half, two and a half.
Together, we fight together, brotherhood.
Working hours will apply, then the order's tripled.
Brotherhood, we collide.
Brotherhood, brothers ride.
Brotherhood, step inside.
Spread them wide.
Order of the oil!
Order of the oil!
Order of the oil!
Brothers, the train is fading.
Who has the bits?
Who has the subs?
Who wants to join?
The Brotherhood.
Time for a meeting.
One minute.
I'm on it.
The Brotherhood.
The Brotherhood.
The Brotherhood.
The Brotherhood.
There's a win-win for the top, it's a caretaker.
Cephys remains unchallenged.
30 seconds, time is running out.
Night wielders are thinking of the 5-10, Cephys thinking of the bike.
Level 9 high-franchat. You guys can't be letting freaking Sephies do it all on his own dude.
This is a team effort, okay? You guys are just freaking freaking Sephies.
Be the one that shoulder them for your means for free.
16 and 52 by the force!
Sephies and Nightwielder. One gifted. Five subs.
Classic wall is better than a...
It's Decoy. Subscribe.
And Corn.
Corn should only be eaten.
One way.
You boys ever eat corn?
The law moly.
No.
Then you ain't lived.
Long way.
And Sheldon Godfrey with a pop-off.
off the long way.
Let's ride!
Let's ride!
Five eight two hundred pounds.
Let's ride!
Call the long way.
Let's ride!
Call the long way.
Let's ride!
Call the long way.
Let's ride!
Pick it up slow.
Stare down the car.
Tilt your head back.
Side to side wrong, long way it's strong
Fight from the tip, golden era king
It's out of context
It's out of context
People ask me
It's fanged, why the long way
I tell him, dude.
You also drink soup with a fork.
You eat pizza crust first.
Have you seen Thank You Step Eats?
Any gift from Thames?
Can gift him any Step Eats?
Thank You Step Eats!
Thank you so much man.
I'm supposed to hate AI, it makes it really difficult.
AI is good for me.
That's what it means.
That's what it means.
Until the end, that's me.
Chaos Con, thank you the Vodnik men.
Now, stop is the buzzword that people use.
It's the buzzword.
Beals that even get for the free.
Stop is such a buzzword.
Slop is whatever like something is just thrown out there and it's just stupid but whenever somebody like crafts it
But he still needs to do it
pure, undying subsubstance.
And when the chosen one has found,
came and sat upon the throne,
he became...
And I was genuinely slob.
Do you want to back that up with, uh, logic?
Is it slob if somebody is actually, like,
Mixing the music and they have different parts of it and actually producing it
No, is it soft if like whenever we do our store contest and it's like somebody's
Prompting it to have all this while we're in prom they go they edit it together. They do the timing. They do the music
That's not slot
It's not it's just like you're just making an excuse like it's like what are you gonna do with this boy?
No, because the person is still doing the work.
A person is still planning it.
A person is still scripting it.
Like all that.
And it's like when this thing gets slopped, it's stupid.
It's like, I'm going to take my ball and go home.
It's like, who are you going to play with?
Nobody.
Right?
Like, I can't do this.
I got the hype king.
Now some say Wrath of the hype king was a bad expansion.
They say the game peaked at TBC.
True.
And they've been giving crusades.
True.
But I don't know, Chat.
Me on the hype throne?
Slaps pretty hard not gonna lie
However
Why is the order of the oil in my throne room terrible take push up say terrible take doesn't back it up
It doesn't come up with another argument
Every time anytime somebody says it's terrible that we never come over the argument
They always just
Every single day in town fellas
This is the throne would break every single man down there.
Two months and minutes.
I'm not here to argue.
I'm here to listen.
One true life.
But you didn't criticize.
There's no critique.
You just said it's stupid.
That's it.
A person is still making this.
I'm in for the kindest food.
Like somebody is still producing this.
Saphias.
Like, he's still a musician.
He's actually doing the production of this.
King.
I mean, like, can you do this?
I can't do this.
And then my wrath and my pain begin my life.
Same thing.
Wrath of the hype king.
And not in the same in the back of them.
Anonymous gifted five subs time remaining.
I've been very over about like if you just like, you can't just like AI something and
just have it replace everything.
Because it's not ever going to come up with an inquiry.
So we're going to make the best thing, right?
But for memes and like stupid stuff, absolutely.
It's fine.
You know what I mean?
30 seconds.
Tyne is running out the train.
It's fading.
Even the hype throne cannot sustain this alone.
Yeah, that's a very different thing.
But like, stupid man is like...
The train is at level 11, Sephys is now a DJ.
Party mode has been unlocked.
Spam your memes for free.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
seven, seven, seven, eight, seven, seven, eight,
seven, seven, eight, seven, eight, seven,
seven, seven, eight, seven, eight, seven,
so many streamers to pick from.
Then I saw them.
No, but usually I totally see what's happening.
I don't need to call my phone away.
I know what I'm talking about, but there's like...
If it's like a stupid meme, it's a very good thing.
It's not real, it's not real, but it's not real, it's not real, like oil is the oiler's.
I
That's a different thing.
Hey, new person.
I know what you're thinking.
But I have to tell you.
You're a cultist.
You're just fantastic.
Fantastic.
We all love play some twists.
Hey, I didn't stop and committed for writing songs for us, man.
That's true too.
I mean, is somebody else going to do it?
No.
You're not just a viewer anymore.
You're part of the order now.
You can never leave.
Well, I'm waiting until the end of the hydrant.
Or am I?
for that time in the chat, if you're part of the order
This is a kukumbara, let's kukumbara
champion, 3 kukumbara
Game train one on the leaderboard.
Time is changing.
Where's this cucumber?
Oh.
If I get a resort.
One of us!
One of us!
One of us!
One of us!
Very good.
One of us!
One of us!
One of us!
First day!
First week!
First month!
First week!
Face every trivial fight!
Every talk though.
One minute, you new brother, don't have to give anything, just tune in to not do it.
But I'm the hype train narrator, and once the hype train fades, I'll fade with it.
So I'll just say this, if you want to support us fan, and keep the train going, if you want to meet Steve, then this is your-
But you don't want to meet Steve, Jack!
You don't want to meet Steve!
Peace.
You don't want to meet Steve!
We have time running out
Order of the fricking oil
Cepheus is now the DJ story.
Party mode has been unlocked.
Spam your memes for free.
Cepheus and Jaggy, 3K dropped a payload of 10 subs.
You know what they said, Goikku?
Subscribed.
You know what they say, Jack?
It's not what it is.
It's not what it is. It's a hammer dude.
It's a hammer.
It's a hammer, Jack.
I remember when we made it, the logo of our dreams
A hemiphoric starlight, at least that's what it means
You can say my driver's crash, you can say my cable's are bad
You can say my RGB is trash, but the logo
It's not what you think
I swear, I swear to you
It's a hammer-do
A beautiful hammer
Forging stars above
for a check.
It's so good.
Maybe it looks a bit weird, but look again.
Different head.
Open your mind.
Maybe it's a corn eating the long way.
Maybe it's a cactus in the north.
Maybe it's a lighthouse got the gamers home.
Maybe it's a rocket chasing the unknown.
You can say I'm gonna be caught.
You can spare me in my chest
No, it's a hammer, man
It's not what you think
I swear
I swear, I swear to you
It's a hammer, dude
It's a hammer
I'm a forging star
Love in me and in this cosmos
It's not what you think
I promise on my own, no
I promise on my own, no
It's the ever-new
A cosmic force
To get in dreams
Love
But with game alone
But with game alone
Put the fridge at
Seriously
Maybe it's a hot dog
But the corner stand
Toying in the town
But maybe it's an electric
Maybe it's a bitch
Lighting up a sparkle
Maybe it's a flashlight
Lighting through the dark
Maybe it's a chest
It sounds like worship music. It's so funny.
I actually sound like worship music.
It's a hammer. It's a hammer.
I'm killing these guys. It's a hammer.
It's nothing else. The Star Wars logo showed it to my mom once.
She said it's a lovely candle.
Mom's her best dude.
She would never lie to me.
The train is losing hope.
The timer is running out.
Who will save it?
Time remaining stands that on.
I'm in his objective.
A logo can be many things.
Who has the bits to stop?
Who needs me?
Who can save the train?
For stuff you're going to find.
Sepi's at 23, check!
Are you really gonna let Sepi's do this all his own?
has been unlocked.
Can I say anything?
No, only about my turn.
Stam, your memes for free.
Decevious.
Decevious.
Decevious.
Decevious.
Dece is leading this hype train.
I am not JTO.
I am not a weed.
I am not a weed.
I am not a weed.
I am not a weed, Jack.
JTO.
304.
I am not a weed.
I am not a weed.
I am not a weed.
I am not a weed, Jack.
JTO.
304.
Mathias, gifted 23 subs.
And I watch anime for them.
Is there a Brigado, Pelo, some love Portugal?
Thank you, dude.
Thank you Pedro.
Thank you for the sub, man.
Thank you.
Your Portugal was sick when we visited Portugal last year.
But what did they say when we were Portugal one?
We gave them.
I lost so many things, I actually lost one because of the show.
That was such a good scream.
It's on my back!
Yeah, that was so good.
No more support.
So good, man.
Ireland win, I should go to Ireland.
Mecca, Ireland would actually be great.
To subscribe.
Chad keeps asking about my...
collection.
It's not just me.
I'm going to be a part of it.
I'm going to be a part of it.
I'm going to be a part of it.
collection it's not a shrine okay it's an art gallery yes they're all female
characters that's just statistical probability we never did Denmark we
never did mark 2 actually no no no we don't sweeten
not as wife us because I'm not I'm not a weed
I'm not always the man I am.
They're looking like coaching a approval rating.
This song is actually good too.
Oh my gosh, our demons is terrible and our homies is god to them.
I actually want to zim a lot.
Two minutes.
Okay.
Maybe.
Maybe I've seen a few shows.
Maybe I know all the openings by heart.
Maybe I cried during that one scene, you know, the one.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Just maybe.
I understand why people could become attached to two-dimensional characters who...
Nah.
I'm just kidding.
I'm a Paladin.
Paladins don't have wives.
True.
Now I'm going to why these gentlemen
The train the train is dying
Like my favorite character in episode 12
That I definitely didn't cry about
Who will save it?
Who will save us?
Time is running out
From bits
There is only 12 seconds left.
Yeah, this is what you want to say, it's a fine try.
Sephies remains unchallenged.
Sephies, again with burning gifted?
You were just going insane, man.
And 14.
Sephies is now in danger.
Sephies, thank you so much for all the subs, dude.
What the frick?
Has been unlocked.
Thank you so much, Sephies.
And you are means for free in the name of the light.
Very impressive.
Sephies gifted 30 subs.
has found the father of retribution.
The father of retribution has entered the battlefield.
I would watch this as a show,
and you're welcome.
It is a show.
I'm not,
I just meant to do it.
Wanna talk to me.
Squawk your birds and see.
You can play like me.
Number one OG.
Don't just play the game.
Wait, the Squawk your birds?
Is that whatever?
It was the thing with Maya.
The copy post of Maya.
I didn't even catch it before.
Rage and Ritrebeel
Tempest is dead
They say Red's only two buttons
It's not right, Jack, it's not right
Wrong
It's wrong
It's three three
And I press them harder than anyone
I just wait and smash they will come to me
Slow as brick gets true still do more than you will get to the top
I'll do the press conference every time train
I
Think
I hear one party
Cepheus
Is currently our top supporter time remaining two minutes the train
It's low HP, it's low HP, wait, look at this, lay on hands, what do you mean, I cannot
cast on that target, it's a train, it needs healing, that's my shield, wait, that's
I can't save the train Jack!
Nooooo!
Anything but that!
There's only 12 seconds left.
The prophet has spoken.
Jack, I think it's over.
It's not yet grown shade, it's 10pm.
This hype train was legendary.
Amazing hype train.
Unbelievable guys, thank you so much for all the subs,
the bits, the gifts, everything else.
Thank you guys so much.
Sevee's gifted like a million subs.
Thank you guys so much man.
Unbelievable hype train.
Unbelievable hype train.
And I hate to leave y'all now.
After that unbelievable half train, however, it's time for something very important to
occur.
It's a press conference.
They've been waiting on me for about half an hour.
I am a gunner.
Uh.
I
Think y'all so much for joining me today
Thank y'all so much for joining me today, you know I'm very happy to be here, I'm very very
happy to be here.
Coach, you were lucky to win today, the first take is having a debate what is costing the
state of Minnesota more coach Esfand or child day care centers.
I'm telling you the way our defense played today, it's like they're a bunch of daggers
children.
Hell, I'd rather have freaking a pop morning team out there than what we had because that
was horrible.
That was disgusting.
Oh, twice your sixth twin at the press conference.
This is a part of our VR training methods that we've provided for our players.
Yes, part of our VR training methods that we've provided for our players this year.
very excited about, you know, these new and upcoming techniques of coaching,
training. Uh, you know, we think what, like this, we could,
we could really get the quarterbacks, uh, involved with many things, you know,
getting them new looks, getting them different looks.
And I think you saw that today with Colin Redmond. You know, that's why I
brought it here. You know, uh, I got this fella right here.
You can unlock it like this, you know, really it's, it's phenomenal.
You know, it's phenomenal. And, uh, you know,
That's really what's going to take us to the next level.
I'll tell you, that's why I think this is a Super Bowl caliber football team, period
point blank in discussion.
We have everything that it takes to be a Super Bowl caliber football team except for a defense.
Holy hell, our defense is bad.
Our defense is horseshit.
I'm just going to keep it real with y'all.
We need a lot of work on defense.
We need a hell of a lot of work on defense even.
So, I mean with that being said, I think that's really what we're going to work
on now.
Coach, coach, check your zipper.
It's it's here. We're good. None of the worry about
That that's really what we're mostly concerned with is we got to find ways to make plays on defense
And I'll tell you the difference this game was one innocent
We had about seven dropped interceptions
The difference was there was one that we needed to make the play on and we did
Imagine if we had picked off about you know half of those seven then one
Again, wouldn't even be close.
Simple as that.
Next question.
Coach, can I please have a turn on the sex swing?
It's not fair that you get to keep using it.
This is training for our players.
This is a training tool for our players to utilize, okay?
That's what this is.
It is a training tool for our players to utilize.
That's all it is.
It ain't nothing more than that, okay?
We would never have such a disastrous thing.
So anyways.
Can we get ice cream after that good match today, please?
Only if you win the big game.
That's the way that I operate.
Only if our guys win the big game.
So anyway.
Anyway, thank y'all so much for joining me.
We had a hell of a game, hell of a victory.
And we'll be seeing y'all next week, okay?
Thank you all so much.
And I'll be showing this off next week as well
in case anybody missed the press conference.
This is called an Omni One.
Yeah, it's called an Omni One.
Yeah, I'll show it next week as well.
Thanks for leading us to an awesome windcoach.
May I make a statement to the press?
Absolutely.
They already left, he ain't got no idea.
Yeah, go ahead, they're still in there.
I'm getting pegged tonight.
Okay.
Let's go.
I even want to tell them that.
Okay.
Okay, am I same half of the season?
We are five and two.
So we went four and two after I simulated and our defense of passing yards per game
is still number 30.
30 is 32.
Now, our rush defense is really good,
but I think that's because they never run the ball.
Because they realize they don't need to.
I have a question about what's your guys' opinions on some of the matrix.
What's your guys' opinion on, here's what I'm thinking, I have to think of something,
but the first week of RAID resets.
the first week of RAID resets.
For the first week of RAIDs,
it doesn't start on Tuesday,
which is our normal RAID schedule.
It's like a normal WAF schedule.
It's like Tuesday resets.
That's right.
Does Rep Island TPC win versus lock in one versus one or no?
Typically not.
Locks mean almost everybody won versus one, typically.
Burning Crusade dueling, if I'm being honest, it's not.
because they actively don't try and balance the game around dueling in Burning Crusade.
Because Arena was like the flagship feature, one of the new flagship features of the expansion.
None of the balance is based off of that.
It's been mocked at 1.0 later, later, later, oh really Kyle, who's this inside as my driver
was so close and winning Daytona anyways, check the final La Paz Fadoli post bar in
the wall turned around in front of the field around goes Jones Ricky's dead house to
the front. Elliott around the outside. Still green. Wait, did he crash? Oh, fuck. The help's
on the outside. Here comes Chase Elliott. Can it be? Yeah, it's just Elliott. Stuck in the middle
with no help. Zane Smith with him on the bottom is Tyler Reddick. They come up single file.
Zane Smith's gonna have one shot at Chase Elliott. NASCAR champion, most popular driver,
trying for the win and reddit to the top side he's got help riley herpes his teammate reddit drops
to the bottom alongside eliot in the wall goes herpes and tinder to the line a shower of sparks
behind him dude dude that was literally like a king of the hill like just what we're not lucky
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Yeah, it's like everybody just like crashed in each other and just whoever just got lucky
to not be in the wrong spot.
That's crazy.
And maybe it's not all luck because you're like, you know where to be.
I got to have a blue shell, yeah.
I'll be back.
I do have a wheel, okay.
So, yeah, this is what I was asking about.
Because the normal rate reset, I feel like we should start our official rates in week two
of rating.
And the first week, we do rates, but we do a little funding for launch.
I don't know, maybe like a draft or something else.
I haven't really decided.
I think the reason why I think a draft would be good is it's going to force people to get
to know other people instead of settling into their clicks they might already have.
know? Because it doesn't open till Thursday. Are you going to go to the
Neville draft? I don't know what I'm doing this year for the Neville draft. I
want to host my draft show that we do every year, but I don't know what's the
Status with doll hairs and production stuff.
Those are practically no.
Yeah, but people know a lot of people.
Do you want to see how the,
speaking of Pittsburgh, do you guys want to see how the,
let's look at this, let's look at season stats.
Let's see how the Steelers quarterback
is doing Antoine Woodward.
1700 yards, 11 touchdowns, seven interceptions,
83.4 quarterback winning who the jets drafted the draft the jets drafted a quarterback that we thought was worse
Wait, he's not even playing
Well, he's a 77 overall with hidden potential actually wait, so he's still good then how good is woodward?
80 with a star.
No, he's probably not heard.
It's probably just he's, uh,
Mac Jones is just probably higher overall.
But Mac Jones is at 82 overall.
You know what they need to do with the progression?
I think they need to make it.
I totally lost my train of thought entirely.
Oh, I think what they should have done in the progression is they need to make it to wherever
you're a rookie quarterback and you sit like if a quarterback in front of you has like
a certain tag like mentor or something, then you get like the development for like an old
quarterback with a mentor tag.
gain development for like 50% of the development that he would have gotten at your age you get.
Oh my gosh.
Phillip Rivers is still in this franchise.
I totally forgot.
The original plan for this franchise was I was going to boost Phillip Rivers.
And I was going to make it like his comeback career and he was going to
lead the Vikings to the Super Bowl.
And then he sucks so bad that I traded him.
And he somehow ended up on the Titans.
I
Trade him the Titans and then I played against the Titans and immediately we injured him like
And we ended up winning the game
But now he's doing good again
I'm maddened for the PC because only was in early I should play maddened on PC.
Can you, there's mods and stuff, can you change their portraits and whatnot?
Well, he sucked for me and he wasn't 90s overall then.
Ball breakers?
No, I haven't.
All right, Jack, let's play against the Titans.
Okay, we're going to open the tables into Titan's chat.
I know how well I've developed the tool for managing the stage.
Dude, it would be pretty cool to be able to change people's portraits or do a Madden franchise
and we import the roster from Madden, imagine you import a roster from Madden 2004 into
Madden 2026.
In 2027.
you
you
you
you
you
You
First down I'll try a jet sweep and see if we can use all the fields here as
As Rondo Duce gets around his man, come on, hurdle him.
Oh, he hurtled the sidelines, that's crazy.
I wish the camera moved with it.
I have an idea, we'll go all the way back to this camera
where we can see the actual field.
This should help me.
Touchdown, touchdown, touchdown.
Hey, the out of bounds didn't matter, we gotta redo it.
That was just such a laser, I had to throw it.
Hey, I'm trying.
Oh my, it was fumbled.
It hit off Malik neighbors
who's lining up in his center's butt
and then the ball just goes right off of him.
Hehehehe, Drulak is handing off nothing, we recover it, and then we score the touchdown.
This is literally like a practice drill.
This would be so fun if you could do like a 3 on 3 this way.
This mod is ridiculous bro.
That's crazy.
What, announcer mod?
Slightly activate, it's all x factors.
Now we're gonna break the game completely, because we're installing a mod that gets
I'm not gonna be shaking obviously but it is going up and then I want to see what this looks like in the fourth
And because this is a very serious channel and a very serious video voices don't change it
They've been remade in the South Park. It's so ridiculous yet. It's so fun their voices don't change unfortunately
So that part doesn't matter Kate Scott and Brock Huard
We can't DC principal and I'm sorry. I don't know Kate Scott scared, but we're not done
He's died to see who might to recall and Greg Olsen are
I don't know who put this together, but you are a saint for making this happen. It's such as they probably could change the voice
Small snippets so relative. So we've actually got the stadium pulse included into this game
I don't know how this is gonna work or what that is in a timber wolves jersey
I mean, this is so sick. You can see his chain now. That's oh, I love it. This is so
They wouldn't let me okay. Can we love this?
I'm not getting any opportunities to let's just try to keep
And make this fun come on come on come on. I mean what if I let her out now, okay?
Well, I turned it over on the goal line. That's less than ideal eagles with the Sixers jerseys. I mean that's nasty with
Saquon. Oh my gosh, we got the score bug came and tell who that is
It's gotta be Xavier Worthy, right?
He spiked it in my face.
Yeah.
He can run.
Chris Jones has gotten insane rush there.
What we got?
That's the order for our next one.
We're setting the difficulty six for the Browns 28.
And because this is a very good.
No pads is funny.
I feel like there needs to be more.
Everything you can buzz with, the only thing, really.
here is the game trailer link I can invite three people if you want it
thank you very
Oh, this does look like something I would try, actually.
The problem is the playtest is only today and tomorrow and I don't have time, but this
This is definitely something that I would try and play.
Yeah, I just have time.
Frostbite is in with the mod to write her engine.
Yeah, that's true.
On the sidewalk.
The universe doesn't see what you wanted to see.
Dude, this is going to be, I think we're going to run the ball a lot this game.
Yeah, it's going to be a big running game.
There's no reason you wouldn't be able to make a total of the
last same flexibility.
Yeah, but I mean, you have to have somebody do it, you know?
Like, I know I couldn't do it.
Greedon was just in the race a while ago.
Really?
I
Hell is John Gruden doing there
You guys start the season with the Super Bowl.
This is the greatest event ever.
I'm so happy to be here.
I can't give a job coaching.
So I'm studying NASCAR now.
Okay, listen here.
I've got to get to Bubba Wallace.
I need a play call.
Do I take a left at the Robin Hood
and go up and over?
It's right, make a left,
and if you can't find it,
call an audible.
On 30, I'm through.
All right, Jack,
you want the rematch
against Phillip Rivers?
We'll see who confronts you now.
John Grudner.
Final minutes.
Super Bowl, Chad.
Final minutes.
This is our Super Bowl.
How does it feel?
How does it feel for the rematch against Phillip Rivers and the Tennessee Titans?
And you know what we're going to do, chat?
We're going to, we're going to wear the Adrian Peterson's chat.
We're going to wear the Adrian Peterson's.
Thank you Adal Furious underscore underscore underscore for the gifted sub I had to translate
This because it was in Spanish.
I don't know who the big teams are, but midpoint the NFL season is a great time to take a step back and look ahead to what's down the road for us.
Yeah, no doubt. I always felt, even as a player, that you never really knew how good you were as a team or how good everyone else around the league was until you kind of got to this point in the year.
November, December for...
All right fellas listen up all right gentlemen listen up
Fellas
We've had a hell of a season so far, but it ain't been perfect. Okay
We had some struggles. We had some things we had to overcome this year. All right. I
Know we lost some players and we're sitting at five and two that ain't bad
But we should not have lost a game yet gentlemen. We should not have lost a game yet
It's because you aren't utilizing this y'all aren't utilizing your Omni one, okay?
You utilize this you get proper virtual reality training. That's what you get
You get proper virtual reality training right here fellas
So you better get that damn headset on and be using this.
I bought this thing for a reason, all right?
In fact, I'll go ahead and I'll utilize it tonight, maybe after the games, you know?
I think that'd be a great idea.
I think it'd be a hell of an idea, wouldn't it?
So anyway, fellas, game plan today, Phillip Rivers is out here and Phillip Rivers is
pissed.
He's got a personal vendetta against us and what we do here in Minnesota.
He does.
A personal vendetta.
After we traded him away and then proceeded to whoop his ass after injuring him in the
game the week after we traded or the week of, I think we traded him two days before
the game.
He's back for vengeance, okay?
So Colin Redmond, you weren't here when that happened, actually.
You were not here.
Now is your chance to give him the business as well.
Phil Rivers is sitting about 49 years old right now.
Oldest player in NFL history.
And he's playing at the top of his game, the best he's ever played.
So he's going to be coming out here like a bad-out of hell.
And we got to bring the damn wood.
We got to lay the lumber.
All right, we got to bring the damn heat.
We got to bring the pressure defense.
We got to pick the balls off.
All right?
That ball's in the air.
That's our ball. That's not theirs. That's ours. We're gonna act like it. Okay?
No questions. We're good to go. Warner, Warner Brothers, break them out. Both of y'all.
Did you get that from the dungeon coach? The master was asking for it for the session later.
It's the baby hole in the pocket of that.
There's a pretty much four players in the team.
No, he hasn't had thoughts.
This is when an effective ball gets fun.
The colonies are coming.
Coach Halibut's that strap-on works.
Here's the Minnesota offense taking the field for the first time.
We're like a backpack.
Look, he went out by the young man in his second season in the NFL.
Everyone loves to dive into whether a buy comes in.
Good time or bad time.
time and I really just think it's a matter of perspective so here we got a team that was the
top of the table.
Damn!
The table's are closing.
Going into a bind, no, you're playing a really good ball.
What?
So, Marvin?
And this is what you can do when you have one of the best receivers in the game.
You understand that even if the coverage is not perfect for the play call, sometimes
It's just as simple as
Better than your guy and we're gonna just keep giving him a chance
I think it's a frostbite engine
Damn that was insane. Hey, we're gonna run the rock today
9 yards.
And the bike ain't the first down.
There's a first down through the right back,
and they bring him down inside.
So Maxwell hit him with it.
And the break the hook,
with a foul for his first and 10.
First and 10, that's what it's going to be.
They'll stay on the ground.
It's time to swing,
but comes a little more difficult.
They're going to stop on the right back,
behind the line of scrimmage.
Back to throw.
Oh my gosh, that was nasty dude Justin Jefferson on that route was insane
Look it out. Look how bad he burned him on this route. Look at this. Look at this
You got him just straight turn around so bad
This is certainly what they wanted to do all season long and that's a huge reason why this is the halfway point of the season.
This is game eight.
Alina!
Big Bo-Ray!
What's up guys? What's up everybody? It's Alina Big Bo-Ray.
long time. They're a veteran quarterback. Some games the quarterback can just go out there and just take what the defense gives them. They don't have to necessarily create a lot of opportunities for their teammates.
Nick Chubb. Yeah, Phillip Rivers is still the quarterback for the Tennessee Titans.
This is hockey. This is hockey.
Yep, we're playing hockey for the Winter Olympics today.
Oh my gosh!
It's just me to say, I try and show your Madden Man College football steams incredibly entertaining.
Thank you.
Thank you, I'm General.
And all of a sudden, it's freaking sick, Alina. It's awesome.
because he
Who is number five just got burned wow their number five versus our number five sucks
It is good.
So it's like Rattiewee too.
Nova's son give this up to him.
We're not making it out with son.
Thank you, Stephies.
I really appreciate it, man.
They've really given something.
That was insane, dude.
The five, two, three, look this way across the 25-yard line.
The Viking process is very quarterback.
Ready to go once more.
He is in the midst of a sensation.
Season 2nd, the end of the hour.
He's passing off.
Last play went the wrong way.
It sets up second along.
It sets him down.
Time's up.
Brings up second.
He ends well.
On the run to the right.
He'll get rid of that.
He's confused.
Dude's digging it worthy is so fast.
There's state workers off the road.
Oh, my gosh.
President's Day, oh, Frank.
Dude, I got hit as he threw.
He's got a smoke.
Family Day, Canada, and...
Wait, so does Canada or America just pick the same holidays and call them different things?
For different reasons.
But it's on the same day.
That side, that's the corner of the tight end.
Yeah, since before he's taken that, we signed it down.
And you know, I've been running here since like two weeks.
And three.
Right now, from the gun, this one coming to the safe and clean.
Now it's time to separate the receiver from the ball, and this is for them.
And the formation.
Oh, wait, so what's in two years in two weeks?
Isn't there another week?
He's not going to get too far.
He's not going to get too far.
They go side right and he stays in bounds.
Oh, come on ref.
You gotta let the kids play the game.
That's horse.
That's horseshit.
Right there.
Okay, you know what? We got the Adrian Geysers on. I think we got him on the rock chain.
Okay, we got me on the end there.
They're going for it, I don't care.
Xavier Worley, 99 speeders here.
Here comes the blitz as he walks the road.
Let's go.
No!
No!
With right there his fingers.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
He hit the guard.
This is his fourth.
And he picked up the six.
He's taken down 33 yards.
It's a 8-6.
He tried to hit the first down, but he's only...
Two.
And now finally running down.
But not before he takes it inside.
He goes up in.
No, my games.
First down.
First and 10 at the 11-yard line.
Up the middle they go.
And he'll look at it.
That's right, brother.
We might try. I think this is going to be that game.
I think it's the legacy game right here.
I think we're about to get a Maxwell Peppers in legacy game.
So you have to do both of those, or something?
Yeah.
OK, so I'm going to try and explain in this play.
So we're playing defense right now.
They have four chances to get to this orange line.
If they get to this orange line, then their chance is reset.
That line is 10 yards away, it's like 10 meters.
So he just got five, so now it's second down,
second try, and five.
So now, he's going to go again, we have to try and stop him.
If he gets here, it turns into first and ten again.
So now it's third and one.
Oh my God.
So he got the first down.
Now it's first and 10 for the point in which you got tackled.
The goal is that they want to catch the ball or run with a football and get it into
this end zone.
If they get into the end zone, that's how they score six points.
Well, he's a no-coach, that's man. The way he picks a player is like,
I don't do that. Don't read that chat in torch.
Hey coach, I just wanted to say that there is no pressure
on me to get up here.
But if you think me and this game,
I'm going to kill you in the face
and I'm going to make you lose your game.
I'm going to count you in your game.
Everyone in hometown, the guy you set next to you.
That's that.
You'll look to throw.
Frick.
And I'm hot in.
It ends up.
Put down Tennessee.
Coach Brown in Tennessee.
This is one of those cases, Mike, where the play
I got three points in my back pocket.
There's no need here to be conservative.
Let's keep this drive alive and see
if we can come away with a touch down.
Instead of just trying to pick up the first down,
they go for the big one and it's a perfect throw,
great catch, and they come away with six.
And then they get the extra point for a puzzle here.
And the champion.
Why is it the same thing?
They're such a mess.
We are on square.
14 apiece.
The score has this one's left.
High game right here, Shao.
14 of 14. There's so many points for every game.
So now we're on offense.
Oh my gosh.
No way.
Maxwell Pennington.
Wow.
Wow!
Dude! Heavy!
and he's given defenses across
the news.
What to think about when they
try to get him considered.
He's pretty much and we're
giving him some of his business
right now.
He's got his second.
He's got to be here once more
I didn't change I didn't do that
You can also do that make a harder for the record
The problem with Philip, where's he just he's a statue. He cannot move
You are not good on third hand.
Your inability to extend drives,
it either puts a lot of pressure on your coaches
to be aggressive on fourth down,
or simply punt or take a fielding.
You have to maintain possession
and give you more courtesy to score touches.
Coach Sims is here earlier, a little bit.
He's running back.
Set to go once more.
And he's been a tough man to stop in his first half,
putting up some big numbers already.
Big numbers.
We haven't even reached the half-time yet.
being dual threats of course we see him every week make their impact on the
ground but here in the first half it's his ability in the passing game and do
both of his damage as a receiving threat he's got one pass
I don't know if that's...
Niiiice!
one-on-one you have to rush as a unit keep the quarterback in the pocket and when you let him get loose this is what's going to happen
so they come to the line for first down and 10
And then the times evens looks like arguments.
Spicy dill wings.
That's a pretty common and very popular mix, right, like spicy and like pickle.
Now this time they'll look to throw.
And he just does kick that one away with the three stouts, force the awkward throw.
Maybe he's fortunate that all it is is an incompletion.
I think it's going to be an easy win.
I think this is an easy win.
Sorry, downers.
Sorry, it's all over.
Sorry, downers. Sorry, it's all over.
We look for it to end, the rule of 14 is a load of baloney.
Oh my God catch the ball man.
It was much there anyway.
We do know it'll be third down.
Got him! Go for it!
Go!
That's out of line. It's a kill.
It's a pickup.
That's why such a great fight in the first half.
Phillip Rivers and Nick Chubb.
This is what can happen when you're so worried about protecting the Sticks Brothers.
This is the retirement home team right now.
But then you've got to be able to route.
They were going to play some hard right here.
But they weren't able to do it before he gets the line to game.
And he ends up picking up the first down in.
That's taken in by Chubb.
He's one down after 18, oh shit, one first hit.
Come on, second three, come on, man.
He just dropped it.
He just dropped it.
Actually, it looked like he started the animation before he actually dropped it.
Oh dude my stupid player it bounced off his head he's not even looking at the football
all. Wait, did it bounce off his head? Wait, no it didn't. He's just an idiot. Both of
them are idiots.
The first round pick turns out he's a superstar by the way, Jack.
will have more for Minneapolis.
After this, the field goal unit is out for the Titans.
This a 46 not a 10.
His kick is good.
And the Titans are able to burn three
and cut into the lead.
The team's ready to go once more
as the kicks away.
Very good kickoff.
returnable from the full
As good as I'm sure possibly Christmas to a three score advantage or two on this drop first
There are 10 rushes for a hundred forty yards.
No, not taken.
Second and seventh.
What do you want your play?
He'll talk the drill.
He'll work there, essentially.
Knocked it away in the back.
Here's third and seventh.
He knows.
But what's going?
He'll throw it.
He'll try to set up the screen here.
And that one's just too long to get going.
He'll come up, stop before the linemen to get out.
Oh my gosh, I'll see that I don't know why I did that.
That's gonna be a turnover on that.
No, no, no, no!
Come on, come on, come on!
Back to throw here to begin the drop.
Oh my gosh!
Here's second and sixth.
It's not a second game, but it's a thrush.
It's not the biggest single game in the world.
That's the worst thing we could do about it.
And they'll be taking it down.
He is sent in.
We sent down.
He picked up the first down.
That's good.
That first down was huge for this offense.
Now they can take a deep breath.
Focus on China's late score and drive together
before we hit the half-time break.
First intent.
Chris Jones.
Three down on the other side of midfield.
They're going to get a reporting sell here, but...
People! People!
That's a short run, caught by reporters.
They'll get maybe three out of that one, and it's going to set up third down.
It's our team of four, and it's third down.
They'll be forced to just throw that word away. It's a complete win.
There's no need to do anything reckless, it's third and long.
The opportunity to convert this is probably slim, so
there was nothing open downfield.
I think he makes the smart decision here, Mike.
Avoid the negative play from Bo-Way.
This one goes out of bounds and Mark comes inside the 15-yard line.
Okay.
Second and 17.
Play action, make them think we're just gonna run it.
He'll look to throw.
Okay, wow
Yeah, I hate the sushi already
Is it the slaw what a catch
The first attempt.
The first one turned out to 37.
They'll float out of the gun.
Catch it? Oh my gosh.
She could have caught it and ran off with it, dude.
Okay, Mike, thanks very much.
It's week nine of the regular season, basically the halfway point of the year, so let's get into it. Here are the highlights.
Our trip through the NFL starts now. We begin at Lumen Field in Seattle, the Seahawks at home to take on the Falcons.
And it's JSN, Jackson Smith and Jigba. Playing like street football, everyone go geek, and this time it works.
This is going to wind up as an 85 yard catch-and-run for the touchdown.
Next let's go to Landover, Maryland just outside the nation's capitol, looking in on the commanders.
They're hosting the New York Football Giants.
And it's Jaden Daniels, one of his two touchdown passes here in the first half.
Lastly, let's go over to MetLife Stadium, the Jets hosting the Chicago Bears.
And here is the running back.
Spots an opening, capitalizes on it, 15 yards for the touchdown.
This one's now at the half, and it's the Bears lead it by a touchdown at the half.
A look now at the rest of the scores around the NFL as we reach the halfway point of the
regular season.
Meanwhile, in our game, both teams have been able to move the ball effectively and might
be a question of which defense can make a stand in the second half as we send you
back out to the broadcast team Mike Turrico and Greg Olson.
Wait, what was the score of the Jets game?
All right, fellas listen up, hey fellas, that is the hell of a first half, that is
the hell of a first half?
17 to 28.
All right, we've made a lot of mistakes to get there.
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They could see it when they took the field.
Now this offense seems to be building on it,
because with that chunk play, just a little bit of rhythm
that they could build off him.
They have a long way to go to get back into this game.
And so far, we could expect.
Yeah, that's a nice job or something.
Nothing.
Side step and defenders, the court game with three.
I think three-screen doesn't work on the green screen
for some reason.
I have to figure out why.
That's the point of the titers.
We'll get maybe three out of them.
Chad, we did a very clear up.
Virtuex.com slash S-band link.
That's for the Omni one.
That's the thing right there.
We're going to use it later.
We have a sponsorship point later.
Damn.
We have broken our chapel.
Now, when you guys clip those wings, that was not a lot.
here. Damn, they got broken reachable.
They're going to be counter balanced, but they are.
Yeah, when you guys clip those wings, that's not a lot,
because it tells the sponsor that might do my job.
First down.
Grezzo now.
He'll drop to third.
Oh, my God.
He'll drop to third.
Second left corner.
Touchdown.
Typing.
It's his third touchdown hit this year.
And you were that guy for a lot of years, the tight end and a tight area with that cover.
And try to fold my great first offense.
Nice sack.
Good to make it eight times.
So they decide to put the ball in the air, but I don't mind on this two-point try,
but execution was just a little bit off and it's not going to work out in their favor this time around.
Look, a call team is out of the field.
It's a dark portal when he goes up.
As they kick slow it.
With my question, why not?
Oh, my gosh.
They were first to work.
It didn't actually pop off, but they almost did.
Everything I try and do that, it fails.
They'll come out throwing here to start the drive.
They'll be taken down rather strictly
after a game just three.
Here's a design run, he'll step up and run, and he's going to be taking depth on the other side, it's 15 yards left.
It's been a bit more than that.
Five guys put a bit more down on Bill.
There's two scorebacks, he'll tell us who he knows how.
and a strong first down run.
Here's a knock-off, a knock-off.
Setting up second short.
There you go, Pimmy.
Pimpy.
Pimpy.
And this takes you to the right, Joe.
He's right down inside the 20 yards.
Of course, 15 yards pick up there.
First down in Minnesota.
Pimpy.
Pimpy.
Pimpy.
And it's not the spike he faked it.
And this is gonna roll up on them so much for a fake.
It's a sack.
It's a lot of...
Darrys Robinson.
He gets it for the sack in his wild.
That is his first on the year.
I'm still running the ball I don't give a damn I do not give a damn we're still
to run that thing.
Arms play, arms play, action.
You set up to throw.
He'll try and get there on the ground.
Tom will be a loose on this.
On this play, that is for the left knee.
Football set up, first and goal.
First goal.
First and goal.
It'll be eight yards on.
Go!
Here is a run.
He must aim for the ball.
He must aim for the ball.
He must aim for the ball.
No!
He must aim for the ball.
He must aim for the ball.
He must aim for the ball.
Touchdown in this one, he's up to 11 of a season.
Dude, I can run the ball all day.
The extra point by the week is good.
And I need to understand, it's not going to be easy.
It's not going to be easy, it's not going to be easy.
This is not going to happen.
I'm going to put it on my 7-way couple of weeks.
Thanks, we love all of it.
There you go, there you go.
A little on the one that's what I like to see.
Actually our demons are playing better this game.
This one's good for a first base player for Titans.
First down.
A game of 16 yards.
First down in Tennessee.
And Aldo is set up to throw.
Oh, my.
And they will finally run him down.
Okay, Phillip Evans is kind of torching us though.
3-16.
And they must need it more this way.
37 yards.
I'm just saying, it's too hard to have a quarterback that's that slow.
Oh my god, you murdered my safety.
Dude full force hits take a launched into his body
look at his head and rock back helmet to helmet collision nothing just shakes him
off nothing
Get off me, pussy!
Fuuuuck!
What a game he is having, throwing his fourth touchdown score of the game.
It's one thing Mike to throw four touchdowns, but it's really been easy to touch on his hands.
It's a grown man.
The difference is he has no answers for this passing game, and he has just completely had his way.
What is the turn or read option? I don't understand, like...
How do you do a turn or read option?
As the kicks away.
This returnable from the fourth.
Oh, you pitch it.
Oh!
Oh!
So all that down line in front of Pitch.
Knicks up just smacked your entire defense with his chubby mouth.
True it is.
Oh, close to the 35 yard line.
From the 34 now, it's 1st and 10.
First to the turn, at the 34 yard line.
There's one and a half back to the lead.
Wait, 20.
Hold on.
I could break Adrian Peterson's rushing record right now.
Brings up second and a.
Don't stick with him again.
And a nice run there.
As he soars his forward, a game of eight.
And it's set up on the third down.
Brings up the third down.
And it's going to lead to a fourth down.
I don't know if Flake Huggers in this playbook.
Otherwise that'd be fun.
And we'll try to run, and he's going to kick up
The Flankings burst down, and a good couple of yards.
They get three on fourth in an entrance.
I see seven yards long ago.
They'll stay on the ground.
It's really inside the foothills.
It's a lot of damage.
Derrick was hurt in two-nights.
The Titans do use the first in their timeouts.
Derrick, Pemberton is an animal.
He's hot right now.
The first pit-and-tank of the 14-hour line.
And there you go.
As they try to run in here,
and he searches for the game of the half-time.
He was already off the set-ball here,
as they hustle to the lock.
Brings up second and third.
Go, go, go right here.
Ready, ready?
Now, give it up for Maly.
He will score.
He's going to take down Minnesota.
I put the crown.
The Pemberton is in...
He unlocks...
He has animations that I have not seen on other VX.
Like, he's doing...
The way he brings tackles is insane.
It's kind of sick.
Yeah, it's big boy.
Out Monday.
Oh my.
How many guys missed that?
I remember that guy just developed.
He's developed.
game yet again.
And now he's a good player.
And it's Burnham.
Here comes the Reds as he works to throw.
And that is him.
Every one of my games are insanely high-scoring because my demons cannot stop anybody my offense
This is crazy.
Trailing late, they've gotta go here, it's 4th down.
He'll look to throw.
Again, working deep down here.
He's, he's, he's just trying to kill a guy.
Wait, that was on, hold on.
That was on 4th down?
What is Filbert doing?
Yeah, I thought he was going to run.
Now that one, they close quickly.
Here comes third down.
So he's a five, brings up third and three.
And he's trying to pick this one up on the ground.
The winch is now right.
Booster Kyle forward.
It's a game, a two-year fight.
But the offense is out there.
Fourth and entrance.
What's the ending of the hour now?
They'll turn and hand this one off.
Oh my gosh. Oh, that was the run. 30 for 301. That's the record.
Dude. Imagine them Vikings.
Two running backs. Back to back right there.
to the end of the game.
And the breaking is having the performance to remember
that it's alive.
But even when it's true, yeah, we're in the age of video games.
And now, will you look at this?
It's a fake.
Look like the rattles with an awesome real phone.
And he is not going to get in the stut of the drive
for two.
The lead remains right where it is.
That's my favorite of me right now because it's just so funny.
It's rare to see an offense that finds themselves trailing and say, well,
well, one of these can actually one of their biggest rights.
Usually that doesn't go hand in hand.
So, it's a little surprising to see a miss a throw like that on a day,
but he's completed passes at a highly efficient rate.
Over the middle!
Take your model four.
Nice game here.
He's going one down.
35 yards left.
He'll drop the drill.
He'll drop down.
He'll get a one-out.
A lot of fucking, at least a couple of times,
another fall to the ground.
It's incomplete.
But the minstrel is clear.
Throwing out on third and long.
He'll have another catch for his favorite shot.
And he'll gain some crazy.
Oh my
Did you guys see that?
I perfectly jumped the snap and I got scared and pulled back.
Look at this.
The ball is now snapped as soon as that ball moves.
I did not cross.
I literally run.
I literally run past them and I could have smacked him right away and I got scared and
pulled back but like his momentum can't do that I'm saying
yeah I'm gonna try to get on
a port up in motion or maybe your free play as he'll look to throw it and you will go
Out of bounds, but he saw that penalty flag coming.
Looks like the defender got a head start.
They'll come up here first and ten.
They'll look to throw it again.
And he's locked out.
Celebrity's 411 yards.
Here's a second and three-four come.
he had 13 and 1 and he put a man in motion to the right.
One more time.
Why is it, why is it passing so bad?
Wait, why, why is that, you think?
the chance. We've seen strange
events happen.
We have a two session game here
late on. You're going to need
a pair of socks.
You're going to need a couple
things that counts their way.
Oh, my.
I double tapped X.
I don't have the extra snap the ball to the air that
That was not legal, yeah, that was super legal, that was crazy, I was a target man, that guy,
they're gonna send that man to jail, that was bad.
It was ad to the play, but it was, it was targeting a whole other side.
That's your dealer's selling.
Brings up the third and the third.
There's Pat Managhan, another player who thinks he'll only need a yard.
And it's fourth down.
It's not fourth down and one.
Oh no, it's taken over!
He's got it!
How?
A game of two brings up second and eighth.
Receiver in motion.
Going right.
Yeah, it's a touch push in the end.
No shot.
I'm not going to lose.
inside the 25 yards.
And the Vikings, first down.
First goal to them at the 24 yards.
They're in front of a zone read on first and ten.
He'll be netting the backfield and drop a high of a line of scrimmage.
Slap the wads on first, here's second and 14.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That is a good one.
Is that game? I think that is game.
Game! Game!
Wow, good finish.
Get the ball and lead no down.
Now they've touched down.
That's your opportunity to seal this game through again.
We'll get a we'll get God for him some reps
Yeah, I like doing the subs all the time.
earlier I think means and you're like creating me like mean stuff out of it
it's just like stupid that's like you can't replace like the real work that's
gonna begin doing it's either a tool that helps you do more efficient doing
actual work or um it's just like student meetings but like you can't really make anything new
with the first down, turning the new ship down.
Just support is not the problem.
First down, they get it.
All he can say, first down, Tennessee.
From the fifth, it's sound for Trump.
He's going to be taken down in about the 30th.
They'll come up for first game in 10.
That's another tight piece.
First down.
And now the spike will come.
West under, 46 remaining.
Here comes second down.
Derrick.
What is he going to take to figure out this defense?
the 20 yard mark.
That's another tight pass.
That is a spike it and the
cross shot with 20 seconds to
play.
Look at the flow here on
second and ten.
He'll be forced to just throw
It's important.
This is one of those situations that plays the role of the hands of the defense because
they know this offense has to be one dimension.
This has to be a pass.
So what do they do?
They bring in extra defensive answers.
They fall back in.
What?
Which is nowhere for the offense to come up.
No, it's normal.
Everything is normal.
It's not working.
Pull this.
Pull it down.
And the end zone and intercepted.
They're gone like Kevin Winston.
He's trying to break in.
He's trying to get the ball back on the table.
Oh, hey.
So much of that play comes down to the defender's position.
Being able to get himself to a spot
to get his hands on the ball and a chance at that hit.
Mike, when the ball was thrown,
me and you were sent in our sand.
That's a touch shot.
And instead, they close the turnover
the game is over.
Oh wait, hold everything.
Time out has been called.
Seemingly pretty silly with one second left in the game.
Your firewall.
Deep, the Harrison.
And the Titans are going to come up with a late turnover.
But it will only matter to the stat keepers.
This ball game is over.
So, they take care of business here at home today. They were expected to win
So that'll do it for us
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So long everybody
Dude, Phillip River is 6 for 538.
The INT is intellect.
It is! That's why we gotta have our post game interview here.
Okay, we'll look.
Okay, if that was the case, why did we win?
We beat your daddy's ass, all right?
That's what we did.
Thutch, congrats on the win.
Sadly, your name was found in the Exxon files.
Many people know you are doing bigly things on that island.
No, no.
Not being innocent.
I have never even heard of Jeff.
Our country is doing beautifully.
Nothing to see here.
No, uh, Coach S. Van, I was not there.
there, you know, there's a misunderstanding. I was invited to, you know,
several events in the past. I did not attend. I did not know what they were,
nor did I even see the invitation to be fair. But, you know,
I did not indulge in any of that.
Without a sign or anybody else. Thank you.
What?
You just put it on and just grab your business.
You know what I'm saying?
Next question.
Hey, Coachy, this is Sethi Wethey from the Bad Bitch Times, so lay yei.
Any whoozzle?
You were overheard at halftime saying quote, if there's a dick, my defense will suck
So, like, what's your defense doing after this?
Can I get their number, Tootles?
That's not what I meant.
It was a figurative, it was a figurative penis that I was explaining aloud.
That was, you know, magic, not imagining, it was, uh...
Cole Chasfin first congrats on the big win after watching Nick Chubb keep coming straight
up the middle and your defense looking completely unprepared to handle that much of the gap.
Oh, I'm just sorry you're planning from the booth. It looked like they tried to wrap it to you.
Yeah, no, I think I think that's that's a great question. I mean, our game plan for next week
is to not let that happen again. You know, I think if we go out there and we make sure they
don't do that, then we're going to keep them doing it.
And the biggest adjustment that I think is going to be necessary is tackling.
Tackling, sitting in our gaps, we need to be able to rush the passer, be able to fill
the gaps, be able to read our keys to the run game, be able to shed blocks whenever
it's necessary, make our run fits.
And really, at that point, the only thing that's really left is to make the play.
You gotta know what the play is, and you gotta make that play.
You know, we're currently sitting at 6-3, excuse me, 6-2.
I think this team has everything that you could possibly imagine in order for
us to go out there and win a Super Bowl.
I do.
I believe in it.
I believe in it greatly, bigly, largely, and massively.
I think this team has everything that we need.
You know, I would have liked to throw the ball a little bit better,
Let's talk a little bit about Max Pendleton, you know,
you know, it's his second year of football.
He has two years of football experience prior to this one.
He played American football in a senior year in college.
He was on the rugby team.
Coach enlarged cylinder news here.
Did the BDSM machine help Annie with the win today?
This is a VR.
It works like it really boosted moral out there.
No, this is a VR.
I don't know.
I just tried out myself.
This is VR.
This is a virtual reality training that we have that we are going to have our guys participate
in actually.
Our guys will participate in this show.
To prepare for the events.
Okay, none of that.
No, we're not doing no raps.
No.
No, we're not doing that one. Okay now
It was me that was me I was not there. Hey
It's the big dog
How are you doing?
Gotta admit
I'm fucking embarrassed after watching that one. I
Had all my friends and family over and spend hours before the game bragging about how I know the best defensive mind in the game
watch the showcase I said watch them put old fill in the grave I said god damn it
man better to come yeah absolutely I don't know how it's gonna come but it's
gonna come and it's gonna come in the form of a sequel name I know it's on there
and it's sort of how yeah no I I mean I completely agree and I've been saying
the same thing really and I think that we can do that I think you know we'll get
on the VR we'll get on the Omni one and we're gonna take this team to the next
level I think I think we have what it takes we really do so I think we'll do
that all right thank y'all so much for joining me we'll see y'all next week
thank you
I'm not sure if it's a good
game.
Dude, big, big game for Maxwell
Pemberton.
Taggled you was a bully thought.
Dude, Maxwell Pemberton is just insane now.
Mason Warner with three.
And he's not even going to start.
you
you
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I don't know why I'm not used to this, but I'm not used to it.
I'm used to it.
I'm used to it.
I'm used to it.
I'm used to it.
I
Wow, Colin Redmond and Boonex like making macrosets.
actual Pemberton. That game took him to the next level. Look at that over 100 yards to
carry a game. I mean, carry a game. Double-challenge and cookies. Nice.
to believe.
Dude, I hate how the fourth receiver gets no balls.
Like the fourth receiver should be getting more
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Let me see if this is good.
You know what game this has?
Yeah, this has Sniper Elite.
Sniper Elite VR.
Should we do Sniper Elite VR?
Wouldn't that be good?
Is that Subnautica? No. I didn't see it. Maybe. There's probably something that you
can do that I just don't know about. You didn't move around? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you do. And
Sniperly, you like go from spot to spot.
I feel like sniperly would be great.
Give me a second, I'm right back.
Come back.
Yeah.
Okay, now let me see it, let me make sure this is working.
I'm not sure how long it will take.
I want to make sure the game is downloaded and ready to go for VR.
Quick, one second.
Come back.
Oh, you can connect your PC to allow you to play Steam VR games?
Wait, I thought I could only put games on this for a second.
OmniConnect and Pico's business streaming app.
Versus.com's like a piece of instruction.
Oh my gosh.
Dude, Half-Life Alex is exactly what I was thinking.
Come on, let me get this going.
I want me to connect.
Oh, dude, I'm excited to use it on SteamVR.
You guys are going to be sick.
Oh man, I can't wait.
I think the next time we do Coach Esvend,
when's the next time we do Coach Esvend?
Maybe next Monday, not tomorrow,
but a week from tomorrow, I think.
And then and then that'll we'll make that the
Vikings will 100% win the Super Bowl and it will be Vikings finale. I think I think I
Think that I'll have one
I'm the first and only chatter to hold the 900,000 bit badge in this stream. You are welcome
Welcome. Can I request you change the 9-O-K bit badge to the Twitch partner badge just
to fuck with people?
Lubbers!
Actually, I'm down to do that if Twitch lets me. That'd be funny.
Because why not?
Next time? No! I know, I said I know.
We're about to get to do VR, a full body VR with that thing that I was showing you
guys earlier during the men's room. Yeah. But I also just found out that, uh,
we're gonna get in. Well, cause it isn't open until Thursday. Actually,
here's what we're going to do. We're going to have a gill meeting tomorrow.
Yeah, I'm gonna do this.
Yeah, the rays don't open till Thursday.
Let's see.
Our first official raid week will begin next week because they're releasing the raids mid
reset week. This will be the only time this happens, officially, this week because we
don't already have our stuff established. But we're to go over everything and get it
all sorted tomorrow. Yeah, I mean, there's just going to be different raid groups. We're
We're gonna get them all figured out.
Yeah.
Really?
Both of us is that bad?
Wow.
And then everybody just said get their stuff
so we're gonna get geared up, get ready to go.
Should be good.
Yeah, I just posted an update in the squad.
.
on.
Y'all, how's it going, Fabi?
All right, let's see this on the connect.
Wait, do I not have steam VR installed?
Oh, yeah, make sure you do your CARES attunement.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
Yeah, most of my life.
That's because the visor, the visor makes it look like this.
Okay.
My hairs look the same for the last seven years.
It's like the exact same.
But when you wear a visor, it just flattens it out.
Man, I'm trying to think what to do for our raids next week.
Do we do a draft?
We do it like maybe it's just a one week draft that we do and it's like
It's just the first week. It's a way for people to get to know each other
Everybody's not getting to play with everybody. They know but they're gonna be able to get a chance to meet new people
I think that's better. I think I think that I think that'll build a stronger guild community
What I'm going to do tomorrow is, tomorrow we're going to have guild meeting and then
I'm going to ask everybody who is interested in being a guild leader to stay in the call
and we go to a different call or something like that.
Everybody's going to be, folks aren't going to be able to, but yeah, but you naturally
get to know people while you're playing with them.
Yeah, that's normal
Yeah, that I'm not worried about
Cuz like cuz part of it's also like getting to know people part of it is also getting to know how people read, you know
It is, well, it isn't even a plug because there's a degree of permanence there.
I can't say anything.
Okay.
Okay, dude, this is gonna be sick.
You actually get to really know people being a streamer
as we so much filter out.
I think I'm built different.
There's always some sort of like,
there's always some things, right?
Like it's just being busy and like,
you have a certain amount of like mana, you know what I mean?
But I'm just gonna keep it real, I'm just built different.
some people are like, they just got it. They can talk to people and it's weird
because like I didn't even realize that was a thing like my whole life, but
there's definitely like, you know how some people can work in sales and other
people just can't do sales because they can't talk to people? It's like
that sort of thing. You know, yeah, yeah, true, true. It's both part of the rules.
You know, you gotta, we have to try like the Norwegians have to trust each other.
You know, which is how it goes.
It's never been shattered in three years. Yeah, I love how that happens.
It's like my super power everybody has a super power. That's mine.
I mean, I'll tell you, I like, I went to BlizzCon.
I went to BlizzCon last time and I instead of hanging out with like other
streamers and stuff, I hung out with my guildies.
Right? I mean, I still did my stuff, right? I'm supposed to do it.
I still saw people like I wasn't being like completely like not hanging
out with streamers, but like
Like as soon as I had the chance, I was like, I'm just going to hang out with the guilt, you know what I mean?
It's just like, because I was like, oh, this is my only chance to get to see these guys like in years.
So I'm like, yeah, of course I'll go, I'll go hang out with them for a couple hours.
Yeah, like the restaurant stream, oh, that was so fun.
How to set up stream VR for Omni1.
I hope my handset hasn't a battery now because I've been using it so much.
Dude, I'm so excited for this actually.
I'm so, I'm like.
Oh.
I downloaded version 2.1 and it says it needs version 1.0.
Dude, I'm so freaking hot, dude.
I mean, it's okay to miss the gillmining because it's going to be on stream, so, so, and there
It'll be like bullet points, just like,
but that's kind of one we're gonna go over everything.
We'll get ready to play.
Well, so here's what I found out.
I thought I was gonna have to play a game on the headset
and I found out that I could play a game on SteamVR.
So what if we did half-life Alex?
I think that's going to be insane.
cool.
I'm probably going to do an SFAN discord again.
Congratulations, your PC has strong performance that it can enjoy playing VR games.
Go baby.
A strong performance PC.
A champion, baby.
Why is it I look over in a span looks like the Timmy version of Cyclops right now?
It's searching for device.
Okay.
see. So I'm busy.
I want to see the right version. Ready player one.
It's kind of like that dude. I'm like,
I'm so freaking stoked for this dude actually.
I saw this thing like months and months ago.
And I was like, dude, I want to do this.
And then I got a sponsor for it. They sent me one.
I actually I love love love doing VR stuff
Like I did a bunch of VR sponsors last year
To oh my gosh, I was two years ago
I think it's going to be a good one.
Business streaming, Omniconnect settings.
I have to make sure to download the right version of it, and I'm having trouble figuring
this out.
There's been a bunch of mods, and someone's said, oh, that's actually sick.
So it was gone 33, I literally just walked up to you and said, hi, it was awesome,
house was a badge. Um,
I did Bajira's great man. Yeah. There's, you know, you know,
actually I have a funny story about Bajira. I remember like,
it was like my first time going to Bajira stream.
Here's my first time going to Bajira stream.
And this is sometimes shortly after the classic wow announcement at BlizzCon.
Cause I had like heard of Bajira, but I never really watched George.
So I go to Bajira stream and I'm typing in his channel. He's like,
Oh wait, is that S-Fan the rep Paladin? And I'm like, I'm like,
Wait, he knows who I am and he's like, yeah, rip prior.
Like it was like super funny.
And I was like, I was like, damn, that's super cool.
Like, yeah, I think, I think Bajira is so great.
Yeah, I just saw your message.
I know it's more a few minutes ago, storm buffers, but yeah,
I was like, and I was like a little guy at the time, you know,
I mean, I was, I was like, I was a big fish in a small pond, right?
But like, I just remember like being like that guy, like, like,
kind of like the new guy on the block and like it just felt really good like it felt
very like welcoming.
I feel like people in the walk community or like specifically Bajira was like, oh like
what's up man, you know?
I think I know who you are.
And I was just like in his chat like it was like, you know.
Man, I can't seem to get it to connect.
I think there's something wrong with my network.
Because I'm always, I'm always having problems with my network.
Like, it's actually insane.
Like, how does this not?
I can't show you guys what I'm seeing,
because it's like, install and open business streaming, then select the connection mode.
Wow, so can I go to the router through a network cable and connect your headset to the same
router through five guru top of the hospital.
So that's what I'm doing.
It's crazy because I'm on the right network.
I don't want to go.
So she was another kick we are six or as well, well, well, well, well, well, well, sometimes
land 2.5, 5, 6 or isolated.
Yeah, but it shouldn't be the case, right?
I mean, that would be, oh my gosh, Becky.
at her butt. I think I figured it out.
Where's this working?
I'm so dumb. I got excited about something I didn't see. I thought I saw something and
I thought the window changed. It was the same window.
Quit Microsoft Teams.
Relax. Relax.
Challenge lesson, you're relaxed.
Relax.
Should try to hit him with a restart?
Let me hit him with a restart.
But I don't need to promise the headset.
my computer network, my computer slash network, sorry.
All right, let's see.
Yeah, I did, Rasmus.
I want to actually build a real portal around it.
I think that would be amazing.
Hum.
So, do I even know how to do that?
So, do any of you guys have a Pico VR headset that you guys know anything about?
Do you guys know anything about that Pico VR headset?
I
Like heads it up as a Walkman, okay
Fuck so brother
Bones brother dude fever 98
Do you have one?
Have you ever used the Pico Business Streaming app?
Let's try version 2.1.
OK, so I can do the browser screencast.
I can do the browser screencast, but I want to do the business streaming so that I can I can play steam VR games
Now you didn't I've downloaded three different versions
I mean, I would rather not be wired because that's I can do it wired, but I kind of defeats
the purpose, you know what I mean?
I've downloaded three different versions. I downloaded the 1.0, the 1.2,
Open the connect app on your headset and start the connection.
I mean, maybe I just play again from the headset direct, but I was really thinking
Half-Life Alex would be sick.
Oh, hold on, now get settings, device, device information,
I'm going to hit settings, device, device information.
Wait, dude, OK, their website is actually super good,
and I'm dominating read it.
One second.
Like, look at how good this is.
It's just like this one.
I didn't even check, because I just feel like most
websites suck.
I was trying to figure out, I was just downloading which ones, which ones, device, the both versions.
Now, wait.
All right, here's the things, general, software version.
I think I have a different version.
Software, general software version, Pico settings, general scroll down, it's like the
about. Scroll down again. Okay. Okay, about. Developer USB debug.
Okay, your headset, the PCVS USB-C port.
Okay.
Thank you.
It's all down here, I have the zip file.
This is gonna be so sick, chat.
I actually can't wait.
Cute coach.
I think I'm going to get the sub dude.
and
Yo, how we doing good, man?
I need this more than you, I think.
Hope you're doing good. Metallic, thank you for the prime.
Any red palli-action time?
Maybe after the VR, maybe.
But I have also been live for a million hours.
Okay. Run install.bat. You're going to disconnect the heads. Yeah, but how do I know? Oh, the
command prompt opened up. Press the any key. Where's the any key?
That's good to hear, sir.
OK, download business streaming.
OK.
Chat, I'm about to become a champion.
I'm a tech wizard right here, chat.
Dude, if I can find a way to set this up with wow,
oh my gosh, it'd be funny.
Okay, I have two versions of business streaming.
in Japan in April?
Maybe November.
Depends on what happens in Boscon.
All right, hopefully this works.
Rage.
Controller update, okay.
It's a Pico. It's a Pico for I think.
Flat to be our modding community.
Check the flat to be our modding community discord. They have a wall section.
Think about think about how amazing that would be.
If I'm like trying to take a rug dungeon of VR.
He's so freaking funny.
So why doesn't it have some VR?
Yeah, but like, let's say I use something like console port, right?
You see that's not yet.
I'm going to uninstall this.
probably does actually.
One is administrator.
The
Has them at second period?
I want to build an actual portal
instead of just having it in the doorway.
I build a super poor asset.
You can actually get a spacer and put glasses.
Like do you have glasses and you can't wear contacts?
Cause you get spacers for these
and you can put glasses on.
Yeah, yeah.
Chad, do me a favor and click that link in chat real quick, by the way, that VirtuaX
link.
I just showed the sponsor that I'm doing my job, I'm shouting out the sponsor.
computerized trial performance, very good.
forget my name. Simple life. Well, I should be able to do CBR.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'll be okay.
There's nothing bad.
there.
So, we're going to be our connection.
Why can't find the device?
What is wrong with my network?
I always have issues with my network.
It's on the same network.
It's connected to the 5G of my network.
This is connected to the right internet.
It heads on the Wi-Fi.
I followed this one.
And I have 1v2.9.
I got all the updates in.
I did the troubleshooting.
Connect is installed, Business Streaming 1.2.11 is installed, and this one is 1.2.9.
But the huge thing, if it was like the headset that was the problem, that would be a good
thing because then I could look it up on how to fix it.
I don't think it's the headset.
I think it's my network because I've had issues with my network in the past.
My PC is hardwired into the router.
Yeah, I closed out of steam and restored it.
And to be honest, let's see, I think I restarted the headset.
Maybe I didn't.
I restarted multiple times.
But.
Okay, it definitely works wired.
Okay, that's bad.
is encountered a critical error. Okay, well it's bad.
It's getting critical errors when it tries to load through Pico now.
Okay. One solution is to turn off everything. No, I'm mocked as I'm, dude, I've been so
like full grind mode ever since I came back from CES. I've not had a day off to be able
to contact people. I really need to talk to some of these guys. I'm behind on email.
I'm behind on everything.
Yeah, I'm behind on everything.
I actually have so much work that I gotta do, man.
So much work, so much work, so much work.
Dude, I gotta find where my freaking,
oh my gosh, this does not go here.
I'm just, uh, I'm restarting the whole computer and resharing the computer and resharing the
The Pico.
Dude, these road labs are pretty solid, man.
I got the roads, because I've been using these roadmines
because I'm a road mixer.
I used to not really use anything road,
but recently, like, kind of get,
like, their ecosystems, like, not bad.
And I really like talking to the road guides, CES,
Cause they were like super.
He's like, yes, like I'm super down to, like if you want to give us feedback,
like I'm so down, am I okay?
We have the guild stuff going on.
Yeah.
I mean, I definitely have like some more hurdles.
I mean, if there's one thing that's been a nose, it's not a leader guild,
but there's definitely some like different hurdles this time around that.
and like different obstacles that I've had kind of a harder time than in the past kind
of planning around.
Like, even like the boost alone, like there's so many more raiders to plan for, I'm like,
uh, it's always been a big deal to me to have, like, all these raids are good.
Like, they have like, like, I want like an, like it's gotta be like adequate, you know.
Okay, I'm turning this on, so help me God, we're going to get this.
Devices should be discoverable on that work.
Thank you.
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Now, it works wired.
Okay, now it's just, okay, CMDRS encountered a critical error.
again. Pico steam VR has encountered a critical error on the connect.
They're on the same Wi-Fi.
Well, I'm using the one that I directly
want me to download.
Let me try running steam VR beta.
Omniconnect running.
Okay, hold on
When I put it on steam VR beta it seemed to work
The driver version on this is 1.2.9
time. Every time I try to open it, it doesn't count as critical error.
Hello, I want to show the issue I have with the SteamVR with a recent update from today.
If I try to launch a SteamVR and get in this message here some add-ons block due to recent
crash some add-ons had been, it doesn't matter because in a couple of seconds it's going
to crash there we go and it doesn't really matter what I choose if I choose Quiddestream
I can try again.
It's going to crash again.
If I click this before the time for sound,
I can block this.
It's going to ask me to restart.
It doesn't actually restart.
It just keeps restarting there, and then it crashes again.
I tried to leave it as is for five or 10 minutes, I think.
It didn't change anything, so it
remains like this for an infinite time, I guess?
I'm trying to get this VR to work.
even if I haven't plugged in wired.
The
MVR is Encounter Critical Error.
Unblocked Pico.
I was doing this before I had beta.
I looked online, it said do beta.
If it's over 581.8, oh my gosh,
I just updated because of high on life.
Okay, I'm on version 591.
at 591.86, so how in the hell do I roll back my drivers?
Thank you.
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Installing graphics driver.
We're getting there, chat.
You freaking can't make it in.
Restart computer, okay.
And then restart, let me get some socks.
And then socks.
Hit them with a restart.
I'm sorry.
Brother under you.
Start to watch. Thank you.
No, I'm excited. I just hope I can get it working. I'm sorry it's taken so long, especially like
with all that, I spent a ton of time off-stream, like the few, few minutes that I have off-streamed
the last week, I've been spending it working on this.
Because I really, I really want this to be good.
And the thing is it's like sometimes something works the one you want to stream it
It's a whole another obstacle, right
You
Know I really do appreciate you guys I know you guys know
Let those concrete grippers breathe a while wait what
I mean, I've had my socks on all day.
It was concrete.
I've never heard that phrase.
That was party.
It was good.
OK, this is here.
This is here.
Is this streaming?
Do you want me to connect?
Yes.
Well, under you.
I mean, this, but this still, even if we get this going,
it is still not working wirelessly.
So there's still an issue with my network.
I feel like I can USB connect it.
That kind of goes against the whole point, you know?
It's trying to steam VR.
I don't think I have land isolation on because of all the other like integrations that I have in my house, like with the.
Some add-ons are blocked.
Manage add-ons.
Why is Dave on top of three views?
Let's see if this works.
Oh my gosh.
Okay.
We have steam VR.
Okay, we have steam VR.
Big time.
Now the next step is Wi-Fi.
Okay, here's what we've got to figure out.
Okay, this is not going to work.
For some reason, the Wi-Fi is not going to work.
So there's what we're going to do.
We're in the cusp.
We're in the Cusipist.
I don't, Doug Zagan, I just can't read right now.
Okay.
I'm almost there, chef.
Okay, this is what we're doing, Jack, is the strat.
Here is the strat.
I'm going to take two USB-C extenders, okay, we're taking two USB-C extenders, I'm daisy
chaining it
Ching
We're gonna go wired
So don't want to do cuz it kind of be suburbus
Can I, can I, like, go?
Where do you strap on the loves?
That's a little more than pretty good actually, we're looking pretty good.
We're very close.
Okay.
We're looking good.
We're not doing that.
Surely big.
That's not how this works.
Also I'm going to know what that is because of CES.
I was like, what the hell is this doing here?
OK.
So I have these annoying velcro straps.
I'm going to strap these on like so.
So that was there, that's another two Velcro straps.
I'm going to put it right here, brick, and then I'm going to take this guy,
I'll put this here.
Okay.
So now this should be completely out of the way. Right?
Can you guys hear me pretty good?
Thank you.
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I'm probably just using it actually.
If I can get this to work, then let me just go, like, you know, set stream stuff up and
And then we'll go from there.
Okay.
OK, now let's see if this works.
It works with one USB plug, then.
Is it going to work with the daisy chain of USB extenders?
Please, God, work.
OK.
When this device is available and I click connect, nothing happens.
Okay, these USB extensions are 20 gigabit per second extension cables, they're like
big time, this should work.
Quick!
Dude, I just click connect and it just makes a clicking noise and nothing happens.
.
.
.
.
.
Searching for device, searching, searching, searching.
Oh, my gosh, Chad.
Yeah, I'm trying.
Please?
Please?
Oh, come on.
Please?
Please?
Please?
I'm going to go back to my room and get some rest.
I'm troubleshooting.
So I'm plugging it in just without the extension.
I'm
As fondy is turning into a clanker
Okay, so here's what I think I need to do, Chad.
For some reason, 20 gigabit per second USB-C extension cables are not good enough.
We don't know what that reason is, but that's what we got.
So, also, on the one connect,
I know I have a really long USB-C somewhere.
When will you pay me back the 6k gold I lend you and while pay up or else?
Uh, I don't remember.
Oh well.
Best fans to number one Rap Paladin?
Yeah, that is true.
I had these white, like very long USB-C cables that were white.
Maybe this works too, hold on.
Oh, this is so annoying.
It's also like, I don't even want to do it wired, because like doing it wired is like
kind of defeats the purpose.
It doesn't really defeat the purpose, but like, this is what is a 10 foot cable.
Okay, this works now.
Okay, just steam home, okay, see, but then this is here.
I can't fix the Wi-Fi though, like it's been like this forever.
See, as soon as I plug in one of these extension cables, we won't read it anymore.
And these extension cables are supposed to be super good.
It literally says 20 gigabits per second.
And what?
What's going on in the wrong computer?
I just, I don't even know, like I've never...
Let me try going downstairs.
Let me see if I can find another cable downstairs.
There should still be a way to hear me, actually.
Okay, um, I bought some super long USB-C.
They're long enough and hopefully they work.
I didn't put them in here.
Okay, so here's, I mean, I've got to find a way to do this.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
Might be in the garage.
I might have put it in the garage to use them in the car.
This is insane.
I don't know how.
Sorry, I'm getting frustrated because it's like,
basically spent a second of time away from stream
trying to make this work virtually.
It'll last like a few days.
And you guys know how little time I have off stream.
So it's like, it's just kind of, the frustration builds.
Because this is supposed to be something cool.
I also purposely bought some ridiculously long USB-C cables and I can't find them.
There's something else that's frustrating.
There are 15 foot USB-C cables that I got for the car.
Oh, my gosh.
It's plugged into the loop.
Somebody must have done that.
I wonder who.
Alright, probably just pick the cable up and they put it in.
Okay.
Cool.
Alright.
Yeah, I think somebody just grabbed a random USB-C cable
because they probably needed it for something.
I just found it plugged into the corner of the living room.
Okay, let's try this again.
Yeah I mean I just don't know what else to do.
I don't have a choice other than going hard-wired at this point
because for whatever reason it doesn't want to work on the network.
And I think it's my network because
I've had other problems with things not cooperating on the network in the past.
But this one I'm like totally stumped on.
Okay, it seems to be working.
16 VR.
How do I go home? It just says home on the screen. How do I actually open it?
We're getting somewhere.
Thank you.
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So, let me show you.
I'm trying, I'm just, yeah, I'm trying, I really am.
Okay, let's try this one more time.
Is this even gonna work?
This is crazy, man, like, it sucks because this thing is, like, chat, this thing is so
freaking cool.
But man, like...
The problem is it's just so hard to stream VR.
I'm like
this is not be here
Okay, well that works.
Kind of.
I'm scared some turn-off will simply take this off.
No, we're good.
Okay, is there anything on the screen?
Okay, okay, hold on
How do I show the steam VR window?
Oh my gosh.
Uh.
So we're just ready, yes.
Oh my gosh, but here's the thing,
There's no window capture, window sort of, but where is it?
I don't even see it.
Display VR view, OK.
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Only a burger could heal the pain.
I'm trying one last thing.
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I just, I just, yeah, we should, we should acknowledge it, too.
It does help wireless mode, it's just not working.
I think it's my network.
I don't even think it's the, the headsets fault.
But like, I can't, I can't figure it out.
Um, all right, I'm going to Rage Q Herox now, because I need badges.
Okay, Bozo hotspot. I did not, but I don't think it's going to be strong enough.
All right.
Yeah, I'm not going to do it until I know it works.
I've spent like eight hours on it in total at this point, it's absurd.
I know it works.
I can't get it to work streaming.
of the problem.
It's the only one.
If you guys could do me a favor, just click that link,
that only one link.
If you guys could click the link,
because it's supposed to be a sponsor,
but at least so they know that I'm at least shouting it out
even though I couldn't use it.
Yeah.
Now, it's just frustrating because I work super hard
to like, I work super hard to off-stream to prepare things.
Shut, let's get wide, wide, hardle,
wide, hardle, wide, hardle, wide, hardle, wide, hardle.
It's super frustrating, especially when I'm like,
I have no time off-stream.
Right, like every second of my days is used for something,
you know?
So it's like whenever I use this time
and it's like not going anywhere
and it's like I have stuff I wanna do in British Crusade.
I have other like IRL stuff I wanna do.
So it's like,
I
Just talking to nobody's talking about the Cowboys right now, okay?
Okay, what am I gonna delegate can't I can't delegate somebody to log on my character and hello
There's nothing like there's nothing it's done
Like, I can't get any more in here.
Hello, Aspen. It's your dear old grandma.
I am so sorry to know that you are feeling down
because you could not figure out your Nintendo again.
If it makes you feel any better,
you can come over and rage cue my bungus
with your nice little chungus.
Love you, man, son.
But the thing is, it's like setting up the VR and doing the network.
I, like, that can't be done while I'm on my computer, right?
So it's like, even if I delegate it, I can't do it while I'm streaming.
That's, that's the problem.
There's, there's always has to be me.
You know.
What's the wrong daily?
Oh
You guys can read I didn't know blood is one way blood's only one way twist
Yeah, I've had a 60 on hardcore for like three years.
Thank you.
I'll let you have it.
One second.
Is there no water?
We got Shaman and our group for Winfury.
So that's probably not even looking at chat.
That is not stream or privilege.
This is streamer privilege.
I
Do what why does horde just get dumpster now the storms
We're rather a busy hot tank now
That was that's the old meta and then raft classic came out and people were like oh
We're just like are they like I think the class design and wrath is better
like the medicine the medicine the systems are worse
I just I just don't understand
Like do they just death ball eye the storm and it works that's what it seems like
It seems like a lion's just death ball eye the storm and it just kind of works
I've never lost so many battlegrounds in my life as I have in the last like two days or
one day even.
Like I lost five eyes of the storm in the row.
And everybody's always talking about how bad alliance is.
And I'm like, I was playing alliance and I would like win with my games.
You know, now I'm like, dude, what the frick is going on?
No, it's the opposite, every faction I play is the winning faction except for now.
We cancelled the VR. It doesn't work
I'm so I don't understand why we get owned so bad like I feel like it's we just don't have healers
I used to try that a little bit, but I it wasn't very good whenever I did that
We have healers because I was actually getting crazy heels a second ago, but we don't have enough
Like every every alliance has five healers everyone
But like why do they have so many healers and we don't have any like one two three four therefore therefore
We have two
And like they didn't like you didn't send bad kitty cat
Can you put me in group three two with the
put
Shaman with us in group two I
Asked him earlier. I mean
It was like we deserve
No, there's no like slots taking up as just random.
He just put he just put me in the group of
in the group is
I
Just never want to queue I like without a healer
It's it's so obnoxious because like there's not enough
like it's every eye of the storm is so bad our enemies will fall be ready for
anything
I
Um
I asked the name not gonna be 70 by the time
Carajan comes out. Can we still get coconuts up our butts?
Nobody said that ever
What business have you?
I just crinkle cut fries from the culverts.
I
Death to all who oppose us
I
Cover's good
I
Just want to go into eye the storm with an army of healers
I just feel like we'll win if we have enough healers
Which is actually like a pretty noob
like, line of logic is just to have more healers equals win, but where it comes from is, it's
more so like the opposing team doesn't have enough focus fire. The opposing team doesn't
having a focus fire to actually like know where they're going.
That makes sense.
What's up, Bloodborne?
Uh, well, excuse me, I'm doing good.
Um, I'm just trying to finish getting my stuff for the next few days.
You know, this picture of tiger now, no, not all.
Yeah, I mean...
Yeah, I mean...
I've been burning my marks for honor too.
Damn surprising they didn't make a push for the card game during the card game phrase
Yeah, as far as my PPP here goes
Mostly set
No way, that's crazy.
That's crazy this yesteryear.
Colors is good. Yeah, I mean I need
DST is probably the best one
For my PVP set
Okay, they're doing drugs we're trying to find a DPS
I forgot to open the port away
I
Okay, here we go
Dude I hate
How how an either storm your mount, okay
Everything about the beginning of either storm I hate man
kind of run through them and go straight to like mage tower or something
I
This is insane to me that he's repairing everything
It's just like dodge dodge dodge like warriors are so dumb dude I
Like worry any like I remember back in the day do I pelons be worse? I know cuz they're all bad like
I swear like where is there so hard to hit?
It's Perry, Perry, Perry, Dodge, Perry.
What is happening here?
It's fear for ages.
It's insane, it's insane, they just don't die.
I feel like I still feel like we just can't kill anybody.
I got feared I couldn't bot for no heals.
I'm not focused hard even we should kill the priest
I'll just keep going.
your pet, your pet, I'm calling PETA.
I
I
Did sacrifice really is there's like an insane
Like you use it right it's so good
Dude, I'm the things happening
I'm trying to man it real quick before we go.
I
Like I just reaction early
We did pre-mades in
Uh, pre-patch, but we haven't done it since Burnhamers had launched.
Okay, I'm gonna drink it, then we should try to keep moving.
If you're trying to take flags in the middle, I think it's the only way.
Hey, can somebody change my section a while?
Oh my gosh, that was an insane amount of damage
I
Dodge dodge
Okay, let's go push their tower down.
I'm ready.
Like, when we have healers it's actually insane, like our healing is so good, you just can't
kill anybody.
They said apparently they change it to where um
That's like that.
How's that, how's that?
Oh, pfft.
I was in management.
Damn.
I was hoping we were going to take this. That's why it didn't count yet.
Yeah, let's try and move to fell river.
I
I
Even the freaking warlocks are dodging everything dude
I
Damn
We have to be able to run flags
Yeah, we have that if we can get three in flag like him in obviously, but
I can't even move, it's brutal.
of
the
death
of
the
Dude, you guys are just so tapped.
Look, our healers are just completely out of mana because they're just freaking bombing heals.
It's crazy how big of an impact they make.
Like, it wouldn't even be remotely competitive if it wasn't for them.
I just feel like I'm not hitting anything.
Oh yeah, the hunters are so annoying battlegrounds.
Plus what they do is insane amount of damage.
Like warlocks and hunters do so much more damage
than everybody else in battlegrounds.
It's crazy.
Yeah, I don't know who to like.
If you kill a warlock's pet, do that.
Do they have to summon it again?
Like when they respawn?
Yes, no, yes.
So I should definitely like,
if I can just randomly like swing at a Warlock,
but I should totally do it.
I
Damn
If they're not demon, that's the reason I'm only focusing on them.
No, no, I'm talking about when they die, when the warlock resists, is his pet automatically
out or does he have to res it again?
If their pet was dead last.
Even if their pet was dead when they died.
You should have to recast a pet.
But that's what should happen.
I
This is a Svang's big playlones butterfly
I'm so down.
Okay, I should go do this.
Yeah, I've never had a worse battle-round experience than I have a storm man, pee-pee's
ever.
Yeah, I'm trying, I'm trying to still have a
there. Uh, yeah, maybe we'll just get this one.
Knockin' on.
We ended up not being able to do the VR, and then we changed the title.
Oh
It's not it's gonna be just be done. No, I'm sorry
Let's see this one up here.
I'm so, I'm so tired for him.
Yeah, I couldn't get the VR working.
I can have a bow grab.
All right, I've got the perfect recipe for your battleground success.
Charmin's Winfrey Inn, beautiful, sealed twist oil, just a dash gorgeous, all critical
strike's phenomenal and a hint of it.
Put that away right now!
Thank you. Thank you Gordon. Thank you.
Asfendo!
That's fine. Thank you for um, thank you for the 15 months, dude. Yeah, dude. Yeah chat
Yeah, use the expansion point in TTS to find out what different voices you can use for TTS.
Nice, Tazzler.
Yeah, we're gonna hit this alkanine.
I'm just spamming my bubble.
Oh man, I'm so tired dude.
I'm so, dude that, that messing with the thing and the VR thing not working bothered me so
much.
I
Cuz like especially like I have like badges I need to get for this
So I'm like
It's just like waste is a wasting time, you know, I mean
and who walks a thousand miles
and who walks a thousand miles
I'm gonna go to bed after this road probably.
Yeah, I can't even like I'm so fried yeah, I'm so so tired
and play Crizz and Desert.
Y'all check it out.
It's a bunch of pack.
Now, well, I have to do this or I'll.
It's midnight.
So there's Cas, blessing of kings.
Ah, I have to finish this heroic, then I can go to bedden.
Good night, cheese quake.
I'm flying into him.
I thought we were just in the next pole.
It was just the next pull.
Why didn't we just kill it?
I thought,
I thought he was gonna pull it, we just kill it.
I was like,
I was like,
I just wanted to charge.
I said, it said rage and I said, okay, charge.
It's awesome getting kids to graduate.
I've tried putting it on Judge and it's okay.
I don't really stop attack that often.
I just- I just roll through and I keep- I keep hitting.
So many grats.
You guys do fag, Luke.
Now you can play the game.
I am.
Oh, Cleft O'Feeff.
Yeah.
Yeah, Cleft O'Feeff kind of is dumb.
is even like, um...
I
So much point WA for the for the week or uh, it's awesome. This is yesterday
I know I knew but the rage mom that's why I did it because that was funny
Thanks, Sarah Parms.
Well, what you need to do to turn it up, you need to go into
Wecora,
SEAL Twisting SFX, Trigger,
you know,
Actions, play sound, sound channel. You set it to a sound channel that has a high percentage.
So for me, like I have dialogue set 100%.
of
Wait, so, so, Kings really gives them more mana regen than wisdom if they're out of mana
for priests
And don't forget about it, it depends on the tank, and it depends on the situation.
And vice-Kyle, yeah it always depends on the situation.
There will be times where like depending on the tank you're grouped in and the type
of pull it is, the tank will do more damage than everybody.
Let's say we were the prop paladin with an AoE pull, he's just gonna do more AoE damage
than we will.
If there's enough mobs.
Yeah, thanks G-Green.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Yeah, there you go, Joe.
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There you go.
No, it's not going to happen, you minor.
Oh, yeah, I remember that.
Oh, yeah, I remember that.
Dude, I'm so fried.
We're almost done.
We're almost done.
How dare you come here?
It's interesting just like they made this random guy have a voice line.
And why the hell does that guy have a voice line?
John I don't know.
I won't go up early for a sponsor
I'll see.
Serve your penitence.
Serve your penitence.
a primal nether.
Make sure to loot him.
Spell damage crit.
That's a good gem.
Yeah, maybe maybe I should be in a gym for a prod
I'm actually thinking that Jeff nobody wanted it a bruiser one. It's all good
Okay
Alright
That's a good job guys
The human, yeah, maybe, maybe I'll make another paladin, we'll see, but probably another horde
one.
Oh
Man
And make sure to turn in your your heroic today. I say I keep her gonna do
You guys you guys do that you like the heroic daily and then forget to turn in
I feel like I constantly do that okay I know I'm fried chat it's time to go to bed
Kick that amount, thanks
All right, I got a lot of work to do tomorrow, man
What are we at right now? We're at 22 badges. I need to get to 41 badges to get my bloodlust
Yeah, I need to do 41 badges.
Guild meeting tomorrow at 7th central.
I gotta get some things ready for, I'll just get it ready on stream for the guild meeting.
Uh, is there anything else I have to do tomorrow?
Yeah, a lot of lot of lot going on there. Yeah. Yeah. I think tomorrow. Yeah, I got
to do a full Auckland doing heroic run, get my revered for keepers of time so I can do
black master and hold tomorrow might be a ton of rugs
yeah but tomorrow's gonna be a lot of wow the ton of rugs
and
I mean dude I could
I go three plus two plus two so right now we're looking at seven badges seven
eleven badges if we do all of Auckland and I do black morass and I do
turnhole that's another six so 11 plus 6 17 and if during any of those it's the
heroic daily that's 19 and then with 19 I'm at 22 badges right now so if I get
19 badges then that gets me my blood bloodlust brooch tomorrow
So I get the bloodlust tomorrow and then I
Need to do as many battlegrounds as possible to have my boots and cats ready
Yeah, we're real close chat actually
That'll also get me exalted that would also get me to exalted for lower cities. I get my ring
Yeah, it puts me in a really good spot, actually.
Yeah, I'll probably start early.
Yeah, I'm gonna work out tomorrow, too.
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