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I've been with some pretty angels
Or was you something away?
Could I be desperate, crazy?
Or is it that day that I see paint my way
About how the world keeps turning
Wake in a day after day
Hope and a change my story
Or maybe see things in a different way
Maybe if I took a chance and got out of my way
A different way point of you
Or maybe change your day
Wanna find somebody
Find somebody
Who's on the tree
Who's on the tree
Get right
I know that I
Guess they're out there
I want to get out
I want to get out
I'm so fine
No
Wanna find somebody
Find somebody
Who's on the tree
We gonna treat treat me right
I know that I
Guess that I do
I don't care about the thighs
It's not a lot of pretty faces
Of something as pretty as today
I'm looking for someone special
A space in my heart and a spiritual way
Oh, the finds are fine
But if somebody is on the tree
Will the tree be right?
I know that I'm dead, yeah
I won't think about the lies
My whole life it has been my dream to organize something on a boat and well
as luck would have it the ESL company card it is allowed to cover team building
expenses so...
Boat party 23!
Boat party 23!
Okay, so these last few weeks have been intense.
There's absolutely no denying that.
We've had new hires flying in and out and I wanted to give us some time to celebrate
ourselves, you know, with each other.
Just aim in to that.
I mean, Trace, Trace.
Loyal little sunflower supreme.
The wonderful, honest, loyal hound.
The office dog.
Dog.
You've earned this, and you, Henry.
Yes sir.
You always hungry, always working, you know, just like a hungry little working true.
You're nibble, you're gnaw, and rat your way to the top in a way I find admirable.
You have no idea how much that means to me, sir. Thank you so much.
and you I do not recognize this man I don't know this man stranger danger now
stranger danger we talked about this you said I was in charge okay now calm
down Henry calm down he must be one of ours okay I don't think so I don't trust
this guy come now boy speak who be a I know when it's my moment to shine hey
guys yarr. It's nice to finally get a chance to talk to you. I've been here for a few days now.
Ah, bullshit, bullshit! I know he hasn't been here for a few, few equals two. I've been here every
single day this week and for the last couple of days no one that looks like this guy with cool
haircut has been in our office. I know, I know, I know you haven't because every time I've tried
speaking or or interacting with anyone I just I get scared at and it's weird so
I've just been walking away but now now we're here together as a team to together
we're here and it's great it's great now I'm no joke you when I say this works
my techniques are special most people can't stand this
You feel that?
You're very uncomfortable right now, aren't you?
I told you it works.
Well, we kind of stopped team introduction since most people here barely last a few days.
Okay, well, I'm gonna make sure that my name is one worth remembering.
It's easy to pronounce again, Connor.
And so, you know, I'm gonna sniff it around.
I'm a little wild.
No, no, no.
I think you two will only last a few days.
Shall we go take a look around?
Should we get off the boat and take a look around?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Because first, everyone on board has to drink one whole...
Oh, beer!
Aye aye, Captain!
That's what I'm saying!
That he's a jolly good fellow!
That he's a jolly good fellow!
For he's a jolly good fellow!
Well, well, well, well!
We can't deny!
Now, I will say this.
I will have three at the very most.
I need to make sure my hand-eye coordination is in check.
My ocular security system is switched on.
If it's not, who knows what could happen.
Everyone at this gathering could be vulnerable.
You can absolutely have one. Here you go.
No problem. There you go. Is it Conor?
Conor.
Conor, nice to meet you. Good luck.
You're going to need it.
Same.
Don't worry. Don't worry.
There's more than enough to go around.
In fact, actually, you could almost say
we have unlimited beers.
I mean...
Well, how did you manage that?
Well, it's not actually unlimited beers.
Well, nothing can be actually unlimited.
Yeah, well, exactly.
But when you dictate there's always a finite amount of beers available.
We're going to have a limit eventually, but for now it's unlimited.
And we have enough for two, for two each.
Okay.
Yeah.
So two more beers.
And so I'm coming out on this boat all day, and I've had three beers total.
Well, no, so two. This is one, and then you'd get another one as well, so that's two total, two total.
Which is the perfect daily amount. You know your daily intake shouldn't be more than two beers per day.
You're aware of that, Trace. How do you, Connor? You should have already only had one.
optimal. You told me optimal.
Well, yeah, I don't like mixing work and pleasure. Really. I don't think alcohol has a place at work function.
So that's why I took the liberty of replacing the six pack I bought with lemonade and apple juice and delicate mixture.
Cheers, huh?
Yeah.
Cheers!
Go on, let's get it going!
Done with it, yes!
Cheers!
It's nothing quite like the open road.
You're right.
But I do have a question, mate.
How many seaman would actually fit on this boat in the past?
No, no, I'm serious.
Do you have any idea how full of semen this boat would have been back in the day?
Hundreds and hundreds of men stacked upon each other,
waiting for their opportunity to start up their country, putting everything on the line.
I salute them.
They know who they should be saluting.
Yeah, no, I'm just gonna make a call, yeah, my phone's ringing, I don't know what to say.
Yeah, it's Yanko!
Yeah, no, I'm just gonna take this.
Yeah, alright.
No, I'll be back.
I'll be back in a second.
Let's put this on.
You're speaking to your favourite EPL multi-brunch.
How can how can we help you Alex?
What the fuck are you playing at? I want to charge you to the company car for five thousand euros
I've been trying to ring the main office all day. Where are you?
Hey, Yanko listen listen
One second, I've got you on speakerphone here
Hey, Yanko
Yeah
The EPL budget, it allows four funds to be allocated towards retreats for the team bonding and stuff like that, right?
No, not correct Alex.
For your authorization, sure. Maybe sometimes.
But not just out of the blue. Where the fuck are you?
Um, we're on a boat.
You spent 5,000 euros on a boat where you're useless fucking employees.
I don't like that.
Let's go.
Yes!
Look.
Woo!
Look now is kind of a bad time. Maybe we can talk about this later.
I've never seen such an incompetent fucking piece of shit in my life.
You are the most obnoxious idiot I've ever met.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, look.
Right now I'm trying to enjoy a nice boat ride with my friends,
Yes, and employees.
Okay, the boat is booked and we're on it right now.
I'm gonna hang up and I'm gonna enjoy myself
and we can talk about this on Monday.
Till then, don't call me.
Don't call me, Jan, don't call me.
Don't call me.
Woo!
Let's go, yeah, yeah.
Yeah!
When I grow up, I want to be like Alex.
Senora! Senora!
Senora! Hey, Senora!
What's up? What's good?
You guys went in the cland.
You cland?
Hey, it's all good. Everything's fine. I'm just going to sort this out.
Thank you though, thank you, it's okay.
Yanko! Hey! Yo, yo, yo, yo, yanko!
I'm pumped for this one. You have a very underrated job and role within the within the Counter
Strike community, I feel. A lot of people even know you probably exist.
No, I mean, if I'm doing my job right, you know, you wouldn't know that I existed.
I handle the cocks of Inferno.
Right.
You know, I love these chickens.
I take care of them.
And I've gone to a point in my career where I do feel like we need to expose
the mishandling of the chickens of Inferno.
Can I ask you a quick question?
Is is cockhandler your official job title?
Cockhandler or master of the peckers?
Both.
Either or.
Well, how many how many Packers do you have under your your responsibility given day?
I have been responsible at times, you know on the high end. I've been responsible for over a hundred cocks
But it's not, you know, not the most I've worked with I've obviously had teammates with me
It's not just me. I've had help which is important when it gets that number
But overall, you know, it's more it's an average of like 50 or so
You know that they can remember up to a hundred chicken faces like a hundred different chickens
they can recognize. Can they really? By their face, you know, and then, and humans too. So
imagine, you know, they probably still remember Karagin from Inferno's of 2015. Here he is
in, you know, 2024. Yeah. And I mean, they've probably, you have to think too, like just
the depression and misery of like almost a decade now of running around in Furno, seeing
their friends turned into roast chicken, seeing another friend, knifed right in the CC spot.
Like it's crazy to think that these chickens are just watching themselves get
slaughter. It's gotta, I mean, I'm sure it makes you sick because it makes me
absolutely sick. These nightmares of terrorists and bombs and AK-47s and
flames. You know, I love a flame grilled chicken breast. Okay? But I'm looking
free range. I don't want the risk of terrorism being something that they
have to be concerned about on a day-to-day basis. There's a difference
between you mainly creating, you know, a grilled chicken breast on the
Traeger versus, you know, blowing it up with a bomb and all of a sudden
just feel like you can just go to town.
That's where I'm at.
That's where I'm at.
Chicken hunting with dynamite is not a cool thing.
No, no, exactly.
Let's do it with some class.
Me and you, we throw some rifles on our back,
just me and you, you know,
we get a tent somewhere in the forest.
A nice day.
You know, maybe we'd put on some cowboy hats.
Yeah, we shoot some chickens.
Yeah, have a drink.
Yeah, we'll eat some cocks.
You know, whatever we find out there.
Whatever cocks are roaming around in the wilderness.
I feel like that was before, I mean the thing that there was obviously kind of against the
rules but it was also at a time where you think like what is the rule like there was no like
rules and you have to stop the game and you have to like ask the atmosphere is this okay
or is it not okay and the drum was all about the admins because they couldn't make it
They wanted the teams to make a decision like I remember that because I mean the French side where like
Bro, we can't kill him like the problem was they couldn't kill off. They could see is that they couldn't shoot him
Okay, that was like really against the rules and so it took time. They wanted to start again at
13-3 and all my god this there was a big drama by the way
I remember watching this game and I felt so bad watching it
Me too because I didn't know if I would go with the angle where all those guys are so genius
they found something amazing and other guys I've absolutely no chance right
and when they find the way to get to beat they do another pixel boost like
you know on a graph it's called like another pass you know on this side like
deep you have like to go back to A and on the left side they found a pixel
boost there and they won the round like it was actually I was banned at 47
because of a cookie I was watching all right and actually I was really fan of
of Fnatic because I didn't want the other French to win so I was like, let's go Fnatic guys!
But they didn't agree.
I was at the end because Fnatic forfeit and then they won after.
So you were playing the game versus all of right?
Boost.
I didn't, I was on.
I was at the end.
NBK and Shox.
NBK, Shox, Smith, Kiyoshi, man happy.
Yeah, the first international tournament I went was in 2014, first year's go, or 15.
And I played you guys and Cuddy was playing there.
And then after everything happened, I was like,
was this guy shitting against us?
I don't know, no, no, no, no.
This is just a match we played.
Is there any truth to, like, we're not truth,
but do we know what he actually did?
No.
And do you think we'll ever know?
I don't think so.
Val didn't tell us, like, they did nothing.
And he didn't say anything like, you know,
like publicly as well.
He didn't tell us anything, like nothing.
He said he was, he got like, I mean,
Vakban, that's it. And you're out of the tournament. That's all they told us.
But after this, maybe he said something.
No.
Really, he's kept it to his chest. Interesting.
And actually, I mean, I really liked him. Like, really.
He was a nice guy.
I used to go to the talk with him. He was super nice, actually.
Super chill.
Super, like, jump shots.
Super...
I actually talked a lot with him.
Partial love, you do it.
I talked a lot with him as well at that point, you know.
He was a new super nice guy, and now he's just...
He should do what? There's like an American football, OJ Simpson.
Quickly should do a book, if I did cheat, you know?
The story, that could be fun.
Okay, alright.
It's damn beautiful out here today, luckily I can enjoy this with some of my friends.
One of them being Henry, we can start with him right here in the middle, we've got machine
and then Mack down the end. It's a nice day, also kind of not at the same time, Henry.
Yeah, we've come out to the east coast here of Malta. This is Tigny Point, one of our favorite
spots. Now after a couple of hard weeks' work, I wanted to bring team counter and team strikeout
just to show some unity here. It was a win for team counter this week. We're bouncing back,
but still, we wanted to bring the boys up to one of our favorite spots to show them what Malta
is all about. So here we are. Yeah, the little island that could. Yo, for sure. I mean,
what we've got here is like, I know that Mack has been seeing Medina and I told him that
you have to see the letter from to any point. It's beautiful here. We have had many a lovely
kind of moment swimming around us. I spoke to the safety team earlier though they told us that
given the choppy nature of the of the water they we it's just it's inadvisable to be swimming.
I think we might be. Which is a shame. Normally you can't go to the water.
I don't want to spend too much time on the water experience because today's apparently
the right time. I mean I don't imagine it's this hard to swim down like down under us.
Yeah, actually, I'd like to see it.
I'd like to see it.
Oh, I don't believe you want to do that.
Because you should come on.
I don't want to get home late tonight.
Nice.
Don't tell anyone what you're doing.
It's a little bit horror.
Oh, my gosh.
What do you say?
I don't really do want to go for a swim, honestly.
Well, maybe another day.
I don't think it's going to work out today.
But maybe it does, you know?
Sydney's not that far away, so.
Yeah, the good news is, I am Sydney's, well,
like, less than a month away, maybe just over.
So we can all come together.
We'll all be there with you.
You can show us the beaches.
I mean, just like a couple of weeks.
Yeah, it's like three or so, four, maybe? I don't know, it's, yeah.
Well, yeah, Mac, you can wait a long time, it'll be fine.
Nah, baby, I gotta go. My people need me, man. My people need me back.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, I don't know, bro. We're all bruhs.
Whoa!
Oh my god!
Oh!
Did you guys see that guy's banana hammock?
Where's he going?
He's going the wrong direction!
it's that way some people never gonna learn he's gonna find out I guarantee you
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Good morning!
So, allegedly it was the Fun Bunch?
Yes. But now, Janko and I have been upgraded to the Fun Bunch.
We've got to join out with the Fun Bunch.
I mean, let's be honest, we all know the Fun Bunch is Harry and Hugo.
We all know that anyone that's with Harry and Hugo inherits the Fun Bunch.
Well, that's how it works.
I'm glad to be part of the Fun Bunch.
Have a lunch of fun today, guys.
What's in there? What's in the mug?
Black coffee?
Yes.
Juice of the bean.
That's how I like it.
Lovely.
Is there such a thing as white coffee?
She likes the juice of the bean.
I had it here first.
It's true.
I'm going to get some extra hot.
Harry, relax.
I'm freaking out, man.
I'm freaking out, man.
I'm freaking out, man.
I'm shaking.
All of this coffee.
All of this energy drinks.
It's going to be fun.
I have had two energy drinks.
I feel wired.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I'm ready.
Yeah.
How are you, Yanko?
Where did you see me from?
Uh, the map.
I was Jin's mom.
You were there?
I was there.
Recon.
Oh, I thought you were just there.
You were just running the whole time.
I was there for like half an hour?
Yeah.
Where you running?
Yeah, it was a cardio day.
Yeah.
How far did you go?
I don't know.
I was on the treadmill.
I don't know.
It was like 8K run in the end.
Something like that.
Very nice.
You know, get it in.
I see Harry going every morning.
So I have to run up him.
That's my favorite thing.
In my first day of the year, I was there.
I was there.
I was there.
In my first ever leg day with Chad.
When was this? Today?
Ah, so it's kind of like you're just going to be sitting doing this broadcast.
It'll be hard to stand up.
I actually feel good, but Hugo said it's like the next day or the day after it gets way worse.
So I feel fine right now.
Have some magnesium with you?
I only have zinc.
I'll give you some magnesium.
It helps with soreness.
Okay.
I think that's kind of a welcome to the fun bunch is the stack.
You guys have been talking about the stack.
What are your stacks?
I currently rock in the magnesium glycinate, fantastic for like going to bed,
alfionine for my brain and vitamin D.
Just that, for your brain?
Yeah, I need more.
Yeah, this is all I can let you get my hands on.
So it's available in the pharmacy.
It's your stack, Janker.
I feel like you've got a stack.
Yeah, I've been on it for like a couple of months now.
I do omega-3 with every meal.
Yeah, fishy burps.
I hate those.
No, I don't.
Oh, no.
I do vitamin D and probiotic. I do magnesium, lysinate before bed and after strength workout.
I do zinc before bed and ashwagandha before bed.
I'd like to enter just for maybe some of the females watching as well.
Calcium is very important and biotin too.
Biotin, that's for the hair?
Yeah, hair, skin, nails. Yeah, I would recommend.
Men have hair, skin and nails too.
I take collagen for their hair, skin nails.
Okay, well, that's important though.
I haven't heard the best things about collagen.
What?
Okay, not the best things, but how absorbent is it?
You know, it's a benefit to get on a skin, we can see.
When I started taking it, my nails, not that I took it for my nails,
I took it for my skin, but my nails started growing so fast.
Like, it would be an unhelpful, actually.
It would take something for his nails, like,
That's what the passive has to have to keep up with the size of my hands.
That's massive nails!
Remember that lady from the Guinness World Book of Records that just had those like disgusting spirals?
Oh no!
Like a shingling wobbley running around!
I always had to skip that page.
Oh what?
Yeah, an L page.
Disgusting.
Anyway, should we take a look at the schedule together?
A different male, maybe.
No, why would we do that?
This is way more fun.
Disgusting.
Disgusting.
This is where we find ourselves.
What's the name of this?
What's not getting what he has?
I'm going to sing Cheryl Lloyd anyway.
Anyway
I just sometimes can't help myself this is where we find ourselves yanko would you read that for me?
I actually can't read it. Yeah, we have in the two one bracket
Paravasion versus Monty Monty we don't really see them that often at these tier one tournaments
So now they're one game away from making it into stage two. That's exciting for them 3d max and
Astralis also in their G2 versus pain pace on how one two games
They beat passion and they beat 3D Max, actually not terrible, I guess well it is online CS.
We also have in the 1-2 games Heroic vs Passion, we have MAP vs Gaimin Gladiators and we have
Liquid vs M80 and Liquid, everyone's going to be watching that to see them crumble, fall apart,
get eliminated and this band.
Lucky girl. They lost a map to Semper Fire today, right? Yeah, I said they lost a map to gaming
Wait, there's every series
Skyming I mean, yeah, it ain't it ain't it
Mailbag we should shut that out DHL
Come on, yeah, don't do this
Yeah
It's right there and fumble the mail back
You can't otherwise the mail's all over the floor
Just put the mail in the back right up can't even do that. Um, we've had a lot of aces this tournament so far
I don't know whether that's a symptom of online CS. I don't know but that's bad. Yes. Do we have a look at them?
I think I love an ace your race, right?
That's my best day. Oh, that is the best one. Maybe we don't even have enough of that. We're gonna roll them anyway
We didn't even realize this until the very end, because they were like, you know, two
if you use like in a 1v4 basically, I like started talking about Zen or something and
all of a sudden he's in a 1v2 post plan, it's like ace clutch, kind of important early
on in the game.
Monster Z.
Someone else, please.
This is a bit more stylish.
I like this one.
This gets a higher vote than luckies, so far.
That's the winner.
I don't know who it was.
They just ran anybody A's.
He turned into Cream Pius.
No, we're a pass.
Yeah, for a second.
Just for a second.
They stopped letting us choose the GHL drops after I gave that guy his prize.
We used to get full choice.
Full roam.
Anyway, fair to him one time.
Jocker's team never wronged just early.
Yeah, Rain Waker.
He's still around.
He's still dancing.
His time on Liquid also.
Also an mp7 ace for nerds. He's been waiting a long time. A liquid player could only get an antique oasis
He's been waiting. He's a glox. I love the mp7. I'm not gonna lie. It does feel good. Yeah
mp7 in the morning
This guy and Lata are pretty good. Jekka, how do you balance your love for do you matter in your other thoughts about art?
Well, we're coming around here. We all love a good redemption story
And it does seem my cards, his timing flocks so humble them a little bit.
We're not seeing as much craziness from him on an individual level,
even less so from legacy on a team level.
They're playing pretty standard brand of Counter-Strike.
And with the talent that they have,
they just need some stability at the leadership position.
And if I can provide that, I'm all for it, man.
Will he?
For now.
In my mind, it's like the kind of the Brazilian version of, you know,
Apex's realization like, oh, I've got such a good constellation of players.
I've got to make the most of it for our after the flocks of experience.
Now he's like, oh, wait, I've actually got good players in every position.
I'm going to make the most of this.
And he did still have some of his like classic
hijinks. Yeah, but they get sprinkled in now.
Instead of being like the essence of the whole thing,
there's a bit more refinement agreed.
Agreed. We just saw a double rainway case.
I know, right? That's impressive.
And Lato and do now with an entrance.
Plus ex Kaspersky who has been a bit of a monster in this tournament despite his team
Hopefully he's off to greener pastures after this season
Like you know, that's what we need with Kaspersky on like a na'vi or a base or you know
These teams that need like something to change, but they didn't change anything. Yeah get Kaspersky
I said hold well all of these half of these are against NIP. Do you think you'll sell?
Do you think nip would sell? You know, they have a hundred billion dollars in Bitcoin
They don't need the money do they really yeah
You know what it is
You know how it is when a player wants to leave he just becomes an asshole in practice and stops trying there's no point in keeping it
Oh, I don't classic. I just humble. Oh my boy boom us. Yeah. He had a good round. This was a nice one
They're great series Monty making a lot of aces happen and that's two Brits in there still right?
Okay, this is still a six. They're kind of in this
It's just morning, coming into this tournament, no one had an ace in like six months, but
now there's something in the water over here.
That was really good.
Beautiful stuff.
12 aces.
Yeah, already.
What was your favorite, Hugo?
What are the Rain Waker ones?
Zelo one.
Yeah, he's been on fire.
Obviously we're nearing stage two.
We've already had a couple of teams progress, so I'd like us to predict in our checks
predictions, which other teams will be joining foot and legacy? There's six spots. I put the bracket
up there just in case anybody's. I appreciate you. Um, well, it's over on this side. I've got a hit.
We've got a nice, wow. I did two things at once. So we've got the two one games. Obviously, that's
going to be Paravision, Manti, 3D Max, Astralis, G2 versus Payne. One of those we'll be going
through of each of those games. So we can, I guess we can start with that. Any predictions
Well, I'm always wrong so I'm just gonna I'm gonna predict the team that I would say and then I'll say the opposite
So I would say Paravision so Monty. I would say
3d max I'll say Astralis and I would say G2 so I'll say pain. It's either democracy by the way
No, I know my vote
one of those I think like
It feels like Paravision should be safe
But I am actually a little bit nervous about them because they've had like cracks on dust to and mirage now like
two home field maps had some stressful games. We spoke to I think it was Belchnock after one of their wins and he was talking about
Stressful, it's been how like, you know things aren't flowing perfectly worried that Dastam was gonna
Wreck them all at the end of the win like I don't know
Here's the take some some of their strongest maps have started to feel a little bit exploitable this event
And that makes you nervous for a team like Paravish. I think of both of both those teams Paravish and Amanthi
I think they're both going to make it one day. And I would take either of them against any of those
one two matches. I haven't been impressed by any of the one two teams except for moments from
passion and watching send to his fun and not not liquid for a second. But
passion have had good moments. They lost a series 1311 on that three to foot. So like they
could have been in that two one position. So I think I like Monty. I think I think passion might
You don't bet him?
Paravizion and Monty?
Paravizion and Monty
Okay, let's put those three on Yanko. Any other takers?
G2 surely
G2 is not losing to Payne
Even with everything that's been going on
It's been a bit of a twilight zone over there but
Come on, let's be real
And even if they do lose, they still have another shot
So that's three and we need three more. I agree
Those one, two teams
They all are
They're not sparking joy
They're not really
So is it just all the two one teams?
Well, not Payne
Payne is not making it
3D Max, what do you think? I haven't seen them yet.
They'll make it.
They looked over.
Over Astralis, because Astralis, we've liked Astralis coming in.
Bro, have you heard some of these voice comms?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're fancy.
All right now, they really aren't friends.
He's like, I'll stop whining when you play good.
Okay, bro.
All right, thanks.
Which to me, for whatever.
It's a fair point, yeah.
They're like missing every smoke.
I'm like, that would get to you as the IGL.
That's fair.
It's not the call.
It's maybe the execution.
I think it's always tricky because sometimes the players need a kick in the ass.
And then when you play just one bit of it, it's like, oh, look at what an asshole Hoocsi is.
He's just whining. Luckily for them, it went from 6-1 to 6-6.
So then even the plebs online will be like, ah, but it actually worked.
So good job, Hoocsi.
But it's hard to find that balance.
If you are doing something and a player forgets the thing that you just talked to before the game,
like, what are you supposed to do?
Oh never mind man, like, you know, we'll do a great job next round, yeah, it was just a second round every one pistol and now we have 1400 and we're down 5-1.
Certainly the most important round of the year.
Yeah, it is.
That's a good yank quote.
And you know, like a thumbs up, thumbs down for Charleston in like...
I'm gonna go yeah, because again, the 1-2 teams apart from fashion, I've got liking anything I've seen.
So who's, so we're going for 5 of the 2-1s?
And passion.
And passion.
Just because it is quite exciting.
Actually, we want more of Sansu, yeah?
I'm normally a pain dower, but I think VSM and Perrier are both good.
I don't know. I think they could still go through.
You've got Big Azera hitting hard.
They do just kind of choke.
Sometimes they'll be playing really good,
but then their opponent wins a couple of rounds
and suddenly it's like the whole team just crumbles.
What's the interest?
I was gonna say, I think like VSM is the one player that team who gives me some faith who like doesn't feel like he gets in his head loads
The moment they lose around like I don't know. I think they could still go through
What's interesting with what you said is you painted it as a matter of sort of belief, you know
Like usually a pain doubter. Yeah, and they've shown us who they are. They're not good
matter of belief it's like just
Just
NQZ for a period of last year was looking like a very competitive.
He was, but don't worry. Three months from now, they've replaced VSM in a period with two more Riflers, and that's going to be the one.
Who's a better Roper, Sadz or NQZ?
Once you think about that, we have to fill in the graphic. We've got Foot, we've got Legacy, we've got Paravision, we've got Monty, we've got 3D Max, we've got Astralis, we've got G2, and we've got Passion.
Sorry, Harry.
That's fine.
Is that okay?
Yeah, I like that.
Yeah.
That's okay.
Yeah, that's fine.
You have time to think now. What's your thought?
Oh, I asked the question, I don't have any problems with these things.
Just because, you know, we've had a haircut at the same time, so we're kind of close like that.
Hello.
Hello?
Yeah, NQZ fall off.
Wow, that's sad.
I reckon, I think snow is kind of like the Jacob of Brazil.
I like that, I like that comparison.
Like, you're not for snow, I don't know.
You can see what snow does in practice, man.
You can see what he's doing in practice.
It's Boa Corralo.
I'm a professional Counter-Strike commentator, YouTuber and owner of the best dressed
movement community.
I know.
No God!
No!
Please!
No!
No!
No!
No!
What's up over here?
What's up?
I'm your partner.
So Freya's a piece and out.
Right.
Hi.
Hi Chum.
She casted one round.
I heard.
One round.
Which she was asking for casting tips.
You gave her some?
I don't know.
No one gave her any.
She's like just asking questions.
Let me get in there.
Let me get in there.
to ask you questions so why not cast with questions are they gonna win could they win
did you get the kill he's ain't using better than satin I couldn't give her any casting
tips I've got some q-tips though yeah except you shouldn't put them in your
ears did you know that I that's very supposed I'm not believing that just
for like other things and stuff I like it is right they compact the ear where
you're just pushing it deeper into your ear it feels so good yeah but sometimes
it's not a great idea sometimes it's not good for your ears and then you
end up having to get a proper like whatever Henry does where he gets it
like more to jet it out.
He does have very tight ear canals, and don't ask me why, I know.
How do you know?
It's because we were scuba diving, and he couldn't pop his sinuses.
And he was having not a good time.
So nothing else.
So he doesn't have any earwax in, and he still maxes out his headset.
Oh, he is quite dashy, isn't he?
So then he's really like, we've all got our difficulty.
Him and Anders are like the deffest common true pair,
because every time I put on their headset, it's like, oh,
just get stun locked and that's why Anders is screaming are you kidding me is like he can't hear himself
it's doing it very loudly yeah exactly
oh i'm pretty deaf bro my theory says this to me i think play by play casters go deaf faster
i'd say that's fair yeah i'm also yours to self-affirming prophecy you know the Hugo just gets to sit there
They're gonna be like, nice smoke.
Yeah.
That's kind of...
His best rush lane impression.
That's all I'm gonna do today.
Great smoke there.
Smoke.
That's gonna lock off the angle.
Nice smoke.
And then, you know, like, Alex, you feel this with Chad.
Definitely.
I like, actually, he's gone loud, as of late.
He's gonna lose his here and there.
Yep.
He's next on the Chalvin Block, man.
We've got the most retro map put in honor of CS Global Offensive being back on Steam.
We decided we'd go for a full Mirage Dust 2 Inferno map pull.
Hugo really wants to play CSGO, anyone interested, 100% undamned.
You know? That would be fun.
But I also don't want to know how good it used to be.
Yeah, but again, back with your...
Dude, I'll be honest, whenever I see the smokes from CSGO, I'm like, yeah, that's not right.
I can't believe we used to live like this.
Alright, handshakes, fist bumps, and going live on three, it's Monty, it's Paravision.
It's stage two on the line, two on matchup here.
Arovision have had a couple of bumps in the road and they re-stabilized against Monty, punching up.
We have two representatives of the United Kingdom in the server.
Three out of the server.
That's a whole team.
We've got a four after now.
Honi, all I'm saying, if you wanted to dominate the next Epic...
Yeah, Epic Land, watch out, we're coming.
Meanwhile, it's smoother and four drunk, basic players.
We've got four or five.
You guys are not going to be drunk?
So just a light buzz
What's our national anthem again
Yeah, that's it
Three very catchy is it really want to save the king, but
No, we probably shouldn't royal families become a bit of a
I'm gonna touch your phone mate.
Talking of the king saving,
Jamie is walking away from this one.
Oh, Harry's special seat.
There it is! My little cock chair, I'm gonna get in it.
I'm gonna get in it.
This is where I watch all the action. I love it.
Nice. You got the extra long cable.
I wish that people at home could see that
Harry is not actually looking at the screen.
He's looking at Hugo casting with Alex.
Sometimes he is back turned and I'm like,
What are you getting out of this?
of both things at the same time, but because it I do feel
right thing in the corner. Yeah, we do our thing. We respect
each other like that. I would say I respect you. It's just
casting, right? That's all. It's no emotion. You wanted this.
Okay. You wanted this. Oh, I'm just happy to be having a
little tech pause. We'll get it out the way early. I'm just
really happy to be getting a good cast guys. It's nice.
So, I completely... Whoa, that was a big poke!
Look at this. This is my little chair. That's his chair.
And then...
It's nice. And we're over here, having a good time.
We're over there. Yeah, we're just casting.
And I just watch.
And maybe talk occasionally. You're allowed to talk.
No, he doesn't like it when I talk.
He puts him off.
I'm thinking about other people right now, Harry.
Do you guys want to change the subject?
Because I have some psychoanalysis, you know, armchair, psychoanalysis.
Please!
As to why, you know, television got like the crack
to show a bit of less great results.
A lot of the roster just had their first stage experience,
like big lights, camera, action, high intensity playoffs.
And I think suddenly going back to online realms,
it's just been hard for them to get up.
You know what about that, Harry, right?
Yeah, that's why you've been stepping in.
That's why I'm here.
Dude, like.
And is that doing something to you, Harry?
Sorry.
They were saying in the interview,
They were calling online CS Dirty CS.
That was like the term out.
They said, you know, we're back.
We will be fine with the Dirty CS of online.
We asked Peltzner kind of around that question
like how it wasn't like coming back from that.
And he said, hey, we did a year of online CS boot camping.
So we know what we're doing.
This isn't unfamiliar, but I do like the anger
you're coming from, you know, it's a step down for sure.
You know, it kind of feels like it's not a step back
for them. They're like, oh, we're doing this again.
Yeah. You know, obviously it's like.
Yeah, but they will be securing, of course,
access to the arena if they can get through this,
which everyone's expecting them to.
But Monty winning the pistol and likely to win this one.
So strong start map one.
I don't think online CS is as big of a problem for them
as is the fact that this is their fourth tournament in a row.
They've had maybe 10 days off since the start of the year.
I don't even mean off, I mean, with no like officials
and being at, well, quote unquote home.
We saw the kind of burnout
even at the major James talked about it, right?
I remember when they went on that Budapest run
it was like they were playing, you know, five or six matches to get three swish stage and
then they finally get stage three and they just got three and Janger said, we're so tired.
Yeah.
So I think that's probably brought into the new year with all these deep runs, all these
finals.
You couldn't have that mentality there if you're a mountain climber.
Yeah.
Like get like nearly to the top and then be like, I'm so tired.
I just want to rest.
That's the worst.
I told you if I close my eyes it's warm.
That's terrifying.
But you know the climbers should be praised for getting really high.
Even though not to the top, you know, like not everyone can get to the summit.
No, that's fair.
I wish I was praised for getting really high.
Get nothing but air for.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's good.
It's a good start.
Oh, that is good.
so now we get guns yes some of them some of them James kept his scout respect
look it gives me growing names landing names prime UK for me okay can you read
everything fully from where you are that's insane isn't it I mean all that I
need to know I can see how much money does Jane have right now I could get
2550 you go you're closer. That was a question for yanko. I wasn't she you had it
You know whether it's 20 to 50 or 25 50, but I could tell you that it's green. That's all I could
But yes, honey, it's not zero. I know it's not zero
All right, we'll meet creep
His rap alias
Little mid creep
Oh, how do you go hard, actually?
Yeah.
A little short walk.
Let's see if he's a cousin.
It's 5 for 5.
Oh, Paris really means nothing to an A to O, dude.
That should definitely do.
Out into the open, that's an ugly spray.
Notice, he's got six bullets and one button on his mouse.
What's he going to do with that pistol out?
Jay cover, good tag.
Maybe it's winnable, but no.
It's actually not winnable.
Hot Monty
Pop Interby
Jane has him exactly where he wants them
Now he's gonna buy the op with that extra money
Right, he got three kills
Pressuring the economy
That is a recall
He's thinking about it
That's for sure
That's not talking a lot
He may be actually going to go for the bar shot
But then there's all this gambling stuff as well.
Oh, there it is.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, the signature, he's always got an O.
Yeah, by the way.
The only thing is, someone should save a little bit more money.
The rest of the teams, they could drop him next round.
Oh, I'm sure he'll find a way to keep it.
One way or another.
That's one of the dumbest things I hear from players,
when they reason stuff as like,
Oh, I bought this from and then if I don't like blah blah blah I'll just save
You know it's not just up to you whether you will be able to save the gun like
If you are in a position where the action coming you just die
You can't save like you know like it's not a guarantee that you bought it
And if you you know if you don't win the round you'll save
There's a chance you died
It's cool to see Afro on the kind of redemption tour as well
Well, poor guy didn't really get much of a shake of the stick of finag.
Was that where he went last?
Yeah.
Yeah, it was the finag class.
Also nice for rain waker.
Yeah.
True.
Never got a fair go in liquid.
I mean, that was, you know, he was thrust into the deep waters, wasn't he?
Where is Patsy?
Where is Patsy?
That's your big ol'-
Great question, everybody's asking.
Siren!
They went to a major playoffs.
Siren is imbedible.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh, it's all worked out, man.
There it is!
What about Jerry?
Jerry's just, uh...
...doing Russian commentary.
Oh, okay.
Oh!
That's the way he's gone.
Don't feel good about retaking B if you've only got...
...for all here.
Ah, the bomb is crossing in later.
If you can't hold it, Jane, when I had it.
Surely that's it.
I'd be the...
What does Commander Jane want to do here?
Oh, good guy.
He wants to go for it, man.
surely. No kit, boys. Pick up the pace. You just let them win, but you kill all of them.
That's the strat. Notif, he gets his kill quickly. Suddenly we're on. Afro's in an aggressive
position. Rain waker, rain waiter. Great position, unclear, and Jane will not save today. They
might get the round though. 2v1 gotta be quick. Back of the site, B-mass out of
ammo and oh my god they've won it. I don't know. It's close. I don't know if...
I don't think so!
That's close, that's too close.
Ground is around.
We did kill everyone.
And you got the AWP.
Is that a win?
It's a silver lining.
It's a Pyrrhic victory.
It's a Monty.
Okay Mr. Vokab.
What can I say?
I feel like this is where Dustin really likes to use another timeout.
Just to talk shit his way and what the hell is he doing?
But you don't want to use two timeouts back to back
Because it's just like that one mistake was throwing that the smoke a bit too deep and not being able to fire any time and insta dying
Right is what sort of ruined it for Paris and they had all the information
They just needed five more seconds to get into position and
Didn't get
Monty grouping. Notice cleared middle on the fade. You come Monty.
Oh that's kind of brutal for Valusian. Oh that's it! What for Jamie like that?
Palace. It's at least kept the round alive. Yeah it's about smoking sugar. At least one!
about to oh damn it's a round of lineups for money yeah I smoke that's a cool back
now I commentator you get byron after wins these no scope oh it's gonna get
double swung GG
Ntnt ntnt parry vision on the board
I like you you do a really good one like the old-fashioned commentary
You know there's Oakland. Yes that kind of delivery. I keep accidentally slipping into it completely and voluntarily like
Oh, what a good shot and here it is. Yes, and here we go round sex
It's nearly there
Look at that lineup!
Don't bag him for it!
Yeah, nearly ruined everything.
Yeah, some back shots.
That was really bad how they just planted with that bad smoke there and no one covered CT.
Wait, you just heard a smoke walkie-really?
He's waiting to lose around and now you're equal.
You're going for the cheeky plan-out-of-pullets. I love this.
This is a cool straight-out of my strat book.
One flash.
Let's see how effective it is.
Flash, but it looks like he's just running in with them.
So, Flash, not used.
Well, yeah, well, that's the flash.
Yeah, the flash, he was in Palace,
he was one guy with the Deagle, so yeah.
Yeah, I'm trying that.
Well, there needs to win every round I get.
Other rounds are available.
There's plenty more, right?
24 in the minigame in Derry, or more.
What do you think about MI-12?
We love it, we hate it, we will wear it.
I love it, we love it, we love it.
I'm off 15 they felt like you had too much room for error. Like you could just default a lot
You have to everything is happened purpose in a lot well, and you let your foot off the gas a little bit
It can literally yeah, like you kind of like fuck around you find out real quick in a lot well, you know, it's true
Paribas nearly lost that 11 to the other day
I would really say they were fucking around, but they certainly found out
They have like three or four B stacks
Where teams just went B in 4v5s and they lost all of them like it was so weird
They had all the reads and they lost all the rounds
Like they don't lose those rounds. They shouldn't lose those rounds 3b on dust 2 the jame casino paradox
He's simultaneously always saving but always gambling
No one knows how.
Sight money.
P.Jane is playing good though.
Is that an 8?
It's a 6.
63.
Right there.
I am so blind.
It's not a...
It's really not fair.
Back to go to the opticians.
Not a bit.
It's not a bit.
Today could be the day you go to the opticians.
Shots from the Zewoo.
Got that underbounce smoke.
smoke
What is who's who told me this last night dinko was it or Henry Henry told me that you found out about belch not nickname
baby squirrel baby squirrel he was 12 or and he played with some
Streamers or some content creators on a video. They've got three million views apparently and they called him baby squirrel
That was like his nickname from then on and he was 12
So you just stuck with it he said he kept wanting to change it but he never did
developed such notoriety and now it's too late I think it's I like how it's all caps
it kind of hits you wouldn't think it's baby squirrel yeah you're screaming at it
yeah squirrel feels more certain Belcher knock in my mind the silent baby
it's just like the the Russian version of baby shark you know all the kids are
Melchonok
That is nice
Oh, Afro. Fancy's it. A quick biff on the apps. A couple of his shots
Rockin' a hot place, I guess at that point
Well, we need just between two rocks
Yeah, they can do...
Sack down for that!
Where are the timeouts for Monty?
Oh, you think they should have called one for the Diggle round or coming up next maybe?
Or before?
Before, yeah.
Previous gun round.
Actually, Enge, what's the deal with that where you call the timeout ahead of your eco for the gun round that's coming?
Because a lot of teams do it, a lot of coaches do it.
I think sometimes it's just like something terrible happening in that gun round that you want to address
Yeah, yeah, yeah, much about the round after it's more about
You know, let's say that's the second round that you lost because players are over peaking in post plans
And you know, you're losing rounds that you're not supposed to lose
Alex gets
And then you know, it just turns out that you're equal and whatever you tell them
You give a call for the eco. Maybe you give a call for the next gun round. Maybe you just tell him
Can you just stop peaking in 4v3's?
We
Learn about the rooming situation at the bootcamp for our vision. Yeah, how is it belcher?
To the young yeah, it's live with gas time. It's four houses
We said they have four houses.
Four houses?
Oh, James has his own house.
Of course.
Yeah.
Assa lives with two of them.
I think Zwei and...
I don't remember.
It's two of the youngins.
I think it was Belchnock.
I think he said he lived with the rest of them.
Belchnock is right on the top of someone else.
Or Zelo.
I don't know.
There's four players on the top.
Dude, they were saying like, it's good
because he just shit talks them the whole time.
Yeah, right.
He calls them bots, calls them noobs
as I was going to reckon.
Trying to get them like moaned there.
It's interesting because when they talk about how it's
like a hard relationship, how a lot of players
wouldn't be able to deal with it, but they feel closer for it.
They say like a bit of a family-type deal,
because they're all very honest.
Yeah.
No one's home.
No one is home in this house.
It's an empty house.
And they just be popped.
Five on five bomb going down.
Not normal.
Can we get you closer to a Dastan or like a T.C.?
What's the... I know Dastan, what's T.C.?
He's like a really nice guy.
Yeah, Dastan.
Oh, what?!
Oh, yeah, you never forget!
That first storm and we find it!
They go for this late.
Oh no, holy...
They start it at the time!
They really leave it this to the wire, but they're gonna make it work!
Get on it!
It's a 1v5, it's a pure 1v5.
He has it.
No.
Oh, 1v5 from Gizmy, pride of the UK.
Does that go down as 1v5?
It does, yeah.
It does, oh my God.
I'm going to check and see if it's going to be through the roof now.
I'm going to see if Gizmy's ever had a 1v5 before.
That's crazy.
Oh man.
I'm going to wild guess and say no.
Yeah.
This is...
Yeah.
I mean, I think you're right here. They probably weren't going for it until Jake
Really not far off
Crazy one kill one kill
Yes, fucking go man, let's go man
Well, that's his first one on fire there
Rear first one versus five forgive me. You didn't think we were gonna be seeing that today. Well, it took was one kill
Just one kill in the match, Dan.
And once you've had one kill...
You don't need a second.
Well, we've had your fill.
You've had your fill, and you've had your kill, you've had your fill.
Rounds one.
Maybe even the game now.
I've got to feel it.
Wrap it up, Harry.
No, we can't start that, bro.
It's too early in the game to be wrapping it up.
But as we were discussing yesterday in the late shift,
just wrap it up once. Don't need to wrap it up twice.
Oh, yeah.
I can't see what you're doing here.
The downboard right out.
That's crazy.
I've tried.
Ah, yeah.
Here I come.
Oh my god.
The SHE.
Is that better?
Wait.
Gives me.
He's gonna have a pleasure.
Takes his mid space.
Yes Harry.
Don't.
I know where you're going.
What does it mean?
What does what mean?
What does what mean?
What does what mean?
What does what mean?
What does what mean?
What does what mean?
What does what mean?
What does what mean?
What does what mean?
What does what mean?
Yes, A.G.
It's a lesson in school.
What does it stand for?
Physical...
I have no idea.
I mean, either.
Yeah, that's essentially what it is.
Oh!
It's that key to the collateral of the game!
Maximum efficiency!
They're out.
Oh, quick. Deleted.
Deleted by Gizmy.
Coming down to the 1v2.
like collateral as wall bangs and they just lose and they just lose it every
round personal social social health and economic education there it is covers
all the bases personal social health is there anything else an economic
education that's like all the education yeah that's everything that's just all
of school yeah really like I wouldn't say there's much economics in there
well you got to think economics is true yeah it's a big thing
that's your expensive yeah hey it's gonna cost you one way or another
yeah Yankee you could have taught it man you could have been a fantastic
PSHE professor
Just keeping it real is what matters as a teacher, you know?
Kids can see through you, man.
Yeah, kids are small.
And they have laser vision.
Laser vision.
Probably doing more chuckle vision.
Even now.
Actually, did chuckle vision make it to Serbia?
You guys have had a bunch of new pages.
It was a constant.
No, it didn't.
Only fools and horses were big.
I put on a three hour long compilation.
We didn't watch the whole thing.
I'll never be in sales.
I was in Houston, Hugo, to Del Boy and the gang.
Yeah.
Gives me.
Gives me.
OK, 2-1-2.
Afra's not going to get anything else.
Rei waka
This is crazy
You would be boise though
I am not sure
I can't quite prove it
It feels insulting
He had a smile on his face
What's he doing with this?
He is hoping they are trolling
he is only getting one
hahaha losing. okay there it is. oh it's actually good shout. you ain't winning this
and jay mwing's guy standing here. he wants to go in? oh second that'd be crazy with no money so uh
well he got the kill he got AWP it's something jay mwing take it and he did bust the round
One more.
One more!
One more!
Is that the easiest shot in Counter Strike today?
I'd say so.
Hit that and get boosted, ladder room and just double poke on the guy.
They always have to run into that one.
Yeah, they're like jiggling around there, right there.
Okay, full mid-press.
Come on, Monty.
You start so strong. See if they can leave with the lead. We've got a 1v5 from Gizmi Ferb instead.
You can't be ended 6-6. Even if you haven't only got like an ugly pie for this last round.
Walking through the smoking to note up. Pretty good play from Gizmi.
Round four. Belch not hit. Charts. Nice little laser beam on one.
And he zips away.
Oh, sway. Silent jump-up and clean.
There we go. Paravision recover, bit of a rambunctious map of Counter-Strike,
strike, multi-playing fearless
paravision draw up at the half.
Let me out. Let me out.
Let me out.
Hey
Yanko if you were given that one out of ten
Why not ready got a ten would you give it and why would it be one equality of coms?
For for something like that just a little too much because it's all we're coming there. Yeah, okay
Who's Molly and I mean I don't know I do think they actually double Molly
spite of those comps. It is a bit of a necessity, I guess.
Oh, he still well has gizmy. He's kept them, you know, with access, you know, three on
three for the retake. Ziello, however, does look like he's poised to get something.
Oh!
Let's pull it to the faces while he's got.
I have a shot.
One more ace.
Oh, yeah. Two kills away. Azul, coming in from the short side, it's not out of
the realms of possibility, Harry.
one more one more don't steal it don't steal it don't steal it you don't even
ask him for permission I want to go I want to go that's gonna be be mean if
I that's who's gonna beat him as where I was going yeah the back face and his
second is actually a second yeah as you paid attention to the star the show
It was the last one I was on a default inferno
Here we go, ace number two for the yellow
Look at him go, this one
I liked his strafe onto the shelf, that was quite stylish
Look at this, oh great camera, oh god
Beautiful
Did you guys always hear player comms? Is this new to this?
Oh no, this is brand new
It's really good, it is kinda nice
You've been holding out on us Simon or is this just new unlocks?
Simon.
Does he talk to you?
He does.
Normally.
Oh no.
What have I done about Simon's AFK?
Fair enough.
Probably having a little lunch.
Yeah.
Lunch is good.
What was it?
Chickpea and lamb.
It was?
Chickpeas were involved.
It was chicken.
Chicken and chickpea.
Chicken and chickpea.
Sorry about that.
Oh, that was chicken. Chicken and chickpea.
Chicken and chickpea?
Chicken and chickpea.
Sorry about that.
Might try that again.
And a can of go.
Can of go.
A full liter bottle of Pepsi.
Straight from the bottle.
Yeah, get a glass, guys.
Uh-oh.
Were you pouring a bomb?
B-O-Apostrophe.
L-L-L-L.
The canned one tastes so much better, though.
It's true.
What about gloss every carbonated drink it's way better from a can than from the big
What about like the big plastic bottle like the last bottles?
gloss bottle
glass bottle bottle
Extra work
bottle bottle bottle
Pass the water bottle
The mp7 is back or the way Harry looked at them when he said that
I'm a little chair the chair man it's not dude look at this that's mad to me that's his
daily allowance I guess I would you say home with their feet up drinking Pepsi
without any for zero likes to say yeah bro like I would the full bottle is
It's crazy.
Oh, what, sir?
Full bottle.
Oh.
Also, man, like, how can you, when it's like, it has to be really cold to the hood.
Yeah.
I know that's warm.
That's really cool.
It's sitting next to the computer, like, warming it up.
Is there anything worse, actually, when you think about it?
Did you ever do the light soda?
Yeah.
Warm beer.
Oh.
Warm beer.
Big thing, like...
Old beer.
Oh, I shivered my head, sir.
We all used to do, like, how do I say we all used to do.
I'm not a beer.
Warm beer.
elderly relatives would give you like flat coat yes because they have some medicine
my grandma would have one single bottle of soda that she buys for us
but obviously yeah but it just means that she gets it out only when we visit so it's the same bottle
for like four months are you gonna see her more bro
it's a self report
no she has a grandma Sarah man she used to pick me up from trampolining
Make me a marmite to
Yeah, I know I chose all the cool sports trampolining
practice
Trampoline Karate
I'm feeling in ballet, baby, and then horse riding tried that as well. Hey, really? Yeah, you're a horse, right all of them
I tried it all didn't love it
Didn't wear it. I think like they should combine sports more
My introduce horses to more sport trampolining and horse horses under water equine trampolining now
We're talking they introduce them to golf dude. That would be awesome. Have they done that? Oh, I guess so
Yeah, the horses wouldn't last long a trampoline there would they like imagine horse rugby horse rugby that would be fire
brain I'm actually just dying
You throw it still like the horses aren't the only thing there's people riding them. Oh, okay
Just
I don't know what source is playing around with you, like how?
My people horse is running with dirt.
Honestly, like I know I can't visualize it, but with the power of AI Enko, I'm still...
No, AI can do everything.
They can do it.
It's time to corner it right now.
It's only going to cost you a couple of bottles of water.
A lot of water.
Yeah, everyone's worried about us running out of water.
We can just swim in Pepsi, it'll be fine.
Or any other carbonate.
It's going to rain eventually, so...
Yes, right.
I've sold that for you.
It's just gonna be acid, right?
Just open the cap, put it outside.
For a lot of ten minutes, you have a full bottle of water.
Okay.
What's happening?
Big round here.
Paravisioner in the lead.
Who's going round?
First going round, an important round.
Oh, I like that.
That felt good.
That felt good.
That was like the right energy for the first going round.
Oh, look at this.
He's blocked a smoke.
Oh you're right Harry, he does do that.
He does do that.
Right?
He just like one comment about a smoke.
Hands up.
I'm gonna take it for a spin.
Do I smoke in jungle?
No I didn't do that right, let me try again.
Smoke say.
There we go.
Yeah that's good and then it's over to me.
Harry takes around.
Little flash.
No, that's not my job, sorry.
Oh sorry yeah.
It's too early.
Hold on.
All the way down.
Thank you.
Missed smoke.
Missed smoke.
There is one.
He is, early shit, a big one.
And here's all the trades.
Belchnok brings us back in to a three on three.
Bomb planted for Jay.
Just a moment. CT opens.
Swing there.
Belchnok with the key trade to keep this one even.
And now CT is open.
You could get us that bomb planted.
Oh, yeah, he's throwing it away when he died.
Technic's actually cover his captain.
That's when the help comes in.
Oh, the shot will cost you. It's way triple.
It all works out. It's on the wrist.
It's really interesting because it was almost the exact same round,
like the first gun round for Monty in the first half.
The difference is, like, when James is planting exposed to CT,
his teammate is trying to cover him and he gets the trade.
he gets the trade. So instead of it being a 3v1 for Monty, like it was for Paravision in the first
half, you end up in a 2v2 and you can see the patience from the Paravision players with
Nozwe and Belchernauk figuring it out, communicating, you know, making sure they
come up with a plan for that situation. The AWP is still in play and they just do a great job of
finding a solution, getting the kills, winning the all-important first gun round.
Hey, it's a me, not a...
I'm going to speak a little Italian, yeah, I think he's got Italian bone in his body
for sure.
That's the yellow, by the way.
Oh, it's me, yellow.
I can say his face, yellow.
It's a me.
It's yellow.
What does it say in his hands?
Does anyone ever translate it?
Someone has about it.
I can't remember.
I can't remember.
It has something.
It means something.
It must mean something.
A kinga knows.
A kinga tells us.
time can tell us maybe this was someone else who told me this inclusion maybe I
mixed up you know you line up they do you just gonna go for like a timing
contact walkout what's the plan the way it comes and joins them so all five of
them are outside of a already at one minute 33 same round same thing it's
someone left a smoke from.
Smoke line up.
It's good, it's not legs.
There we go, smoke delivery.
Okay, same thing, but the difference being,
Rainwaker's gonna get two here.
Same thing, but different.
Seven blind.
Where are they?
They're so late.
You really thought they were running at it?
I was just thinking there's a sweet time.
A couple more in the site.
Off the balcony.
No more down guns around.
They just wait for the swaying of the patients.
From P-Vision.
He's off!
Headshot!
And with a scout, you don't see that every day.
Three collaterals
in 16 rounds of play.
Yes, yeah, this is where he does subvert the expectation and goes free and wins it 99.6% recurring of course
Times is me in a great position
Does James have the time to clear this?
Not really he's gonna just fake tap the bomb and then one bang him
Would you expect a stick sure not?
Is me is ready or blade or not?
Monty survive on low economy. It doesn't get kind of spice up the game a little bit here
Who picked this?
Monty
Can't believe you picked this well
That's that's like the fall from grace paravision to be on like
Pick it against them. You know, I think it was this map. They've lost just all across was a clue
I think they've lost it six times in a row
And then even here they finally broke that streak with a win over. I want to say Semper Fi
but
Then got taken down on it
once more, so
It's talking about that right?
Yeah, and you said that Harry five losses in a row of clues. I said six, but yeah, five clothes clothes
You know they lost every time a clue and they'd be simple final and they also be pain on it
So, some positives there and those back winds, but yeah, like this went from being one of the two kind of home maps.
They had a 16 win streak going into the Major.
Yeah, that was a while ago. That win streak was like CCTs and shit.
Now they have to play good teams.
Like Monty.
Like Falcons.
Where were we? We were four Falcons, really. No where, really.
Careful, Alex. They might take that seriously. Back at home.
Upgraded from the scouts.
Do you think Donktae Falcons gets more and more likely?
Every day.
Every day.
A spirit doesn't win this tournament.
It's happening.
The first trillion dollar signing.
They're cool trillions.
Trillies.
Oh, there's an a billion dollars.
Trillion.
Like every member of the spirit organization just adds a zero.
They get in turns with the pen and just keep adding them.
Well, you can have them for a billion, but you have to take Chopper, too.
He was casting in Cloj, kept seeing him, he was doing the Russian stream.
Did you catch that video of like the Chopper P.A. video?
The hate video.
Yeah, it was a bit of a hate video on Chopper.
there was a crazy video.
What was it? Like it's gameplay?
It was someone in the demo
and made a hate detach of Chopper
and there was a really bad moment.
It's like you never just hang on
Chopper's POV in a whole game, right?
There's some really, really bad moments.
Stuff the Dastan would not allow.
Just like really weird mechanics
that you wouldn't expect.
40 year old mechanic Chopper.
40 year old mechanic Chopper.
Oh dear, it's getting chaotic here.
Take your fake pawn and swung instantly by B-mass.
It's Jame trying to cover, but there's nothing to cover.
There's only the save.
Jame luckily is very good at.
There's no point in talking about a Parisian game
until it gets like 10-10.
Like, it's a guaranteed 10-10 every single time,
and then you can start sort of all right.
Let's see how it stands.
I've fought your old mechanics.
Where's RPK at?
Because he actually was a mechanic, right?
Yeah, I'm gonna go and see RPK CS if you'll find us some updates oh
Actually, we've been doing another fun thing. You just reminded me you go I need you to prep this for later
Okay, what's has pimp done on the bike today? Oh, do you want to check in and every day with pimp Strava?
Strava, yeah, just to see what he's up to. He's actually been doxing him. He's like saying the city's in
He's posted on the KFS Bravo.
He has thousands of followers.
I think anyone can access this.
3,800 followers, obviously Jacob Vinike.
This is a train camp day six.
He's done some reviews if you'd like to hear.
Weather, three out of 10.
Oh, company, 10 out of 10, that's good.
Legs, seven out of 10.
Overall, nine out of 10.
So this was obviously yesterday.
He traveled 170 kilometers on the bike.
What, today?
Yesterday.
hours and 24 minutes burning 5,400 calories when did you take his last
shit
I don't have that on there I mean there's something he doesn't share with everyone
only pissing actually I don't have anything else I don't want to think
about that 5,000 calories if you spent six hours on a bike I don't think you
you do ever I don't think I've burned 5,000 calories in my life
I don't think I've ever done these that man a day
Terrified of the freedom to just eat whatever you want when that's the calorie burn
That is his philosophy ten Ben and Jerry's a day
Whenever I see his stories, and it's just like six bags of gummy worms, you know, he just loves fries
That's like the thing with him. He loves a chip a good chip. I
Love chips to mayonnaise on top now. We're laughing now. We're talking Belgian mayonnaise go to yeah, yeah Belgian man
Yeah, but nothing like the Mayo from Carmack's hometown.
Oh, that's true. Other than the glass jar, you know, it slaps.
Yeah, that's the group last jar, yeah.
Like a squeaky harnon's purse in the labor.
Sneeze.
Just maybe.
The ease of use?
It is nice.
Until you're halfway through, and then you actually go like the final 20% or great
strength.
You're like, I swear, I could do this before.
How do you feel about dirty fries?
Like when they put like toppings and stuff on?
Like what?
Pebbles?
Yeah, that's everyone's first topic of choice, rocks, maybe they're topped in like bacon or
chicken or cheese. I ordered cheese fries from Max, which is like a foundational burger joint
in Sweden. Didn't have a fork, so never felt like more of a caveman to be honest with you.
I'm just diving my hand into hot cheese and jalapenos and just shoveling into my
my mouth all the credit the cray all for us yeah yeah yeah yeah fork at the
hotel restaurant just walking all the way downstairs I'm ready take it up
he's covered in cheese just had a cheesy shower after it showed up just liquid
cheese all over yourself I have a fork
looks like it's a bit late sir
was it just me or does it look like jayme had to rub one out real quicks
whatever gets you going that's nice old yeah that was his old man tree yeah
his old man he's changed of me I don't know he lives in the house with a bunch
no he lives in his own house he actually gets his own house and that's why
why do you think he gets his own house man's gotta do his pre-match ritual
yeah all right guys up there back we'll be back next map just gotta get
real quick investing all this dicker money into zinc favorite movie
I
Did you win that he's no time the UK player
There's another one there yeah, I come in pairs now
Gives me I say
Friday the waves
Oh, it's gonna help from Beemus as well.
Oh, more than a little bit of help.
Could have, would have should have.
Another one!
It catches the jump out the way.
Oh no.
I have no idea.
It always do it.
What is it?
Afro!
To the rescue!
Alright, 10-10.
Game on, Janko.
It has begun.
Although it is eco.
Year of the mullet is over.
The afro is back.
Nice.
What is it with British players and being good anchors, man, to just really good at standing
their ground?
Just think about it.
1850, a ball of water rule.
To their ground.
To their ground.
They did stand their ground.
Never since.
Yeah, I mean, that's my favorite part of history.
It was when, you know, George Washington, Winston Churchill, Baldy Fargo Square.
I'm a big rapper.
Yeah, famous.
Walgreens Square.
These were all...
Then Maggie Thatcher showed up.
Shout out.
Marge.
They're friends now, man.
Gorted.
Paced.
The original based politician.
Oh.
Who do you lose from this position?
Easily.
Easily?
Yeah, I could do it for sure I'd make this look like a cake walker
It's and two smokes like
Shouldn't lose
Stick it
Oh, it's a bit weird now
Anybody anybody anybody gonna make it look easy to
We would have needed his dirt ace
It was a good eco, but now they buy Harry on TR and the lead.
He's right.
You do need to win this one, Harry vision.
You guys use that like, pumping machine in the gym?
What, sorry?
Like the hip thrust in one.
Oh, I know, I know.
Yeah, the one that guy's here and you kind of know.
I chat on the view. Yeah, he wants me to look good for him next time
He wants to look at
Feel so degraded I didn't even have shoes on
I was barefoot in the rusty the thrust max at 9,000 never seen a man do hip thrust
It felt wrong. What was it? What's it good for your core or your glutes? I think it's literally your bum
Chatter time.
I'm gonna work on your glutes, man.
I mean, we do sit around or sit down all day.
You can, you know, you can get that, the dead bum syndrome, whatever it's called.
Just do like the thing.
I did that, I think.
That's the one where you're like, your glutes lying on your back, it gets such a little
action because you're sitting on your ass.
Really?
You're like, oh, no, you're fine, but I'm just saying-
Just ask you all.
You could get like dead, dead ass syndrome, because it's a real thing.
And you just, your glutes give up, they start like shriveling up.
That's a syndrome.
Dead ass.
I'm a good ass.
Google dead ass syndrome.
Yeah, it's actually a big problem with the modeling industry.
And your glutes just straight up just give up.
They start piecing out.
You just get like a flat back, you know.
It's dead butt syndrome.
Is that what it's apparently?
DBS.
DBS.
That's my favorite.
It's like something to do with cars.
That's not like a diesel-prize one.
Well, that's a quality of one of the round.
DBS.
DBS.
Oh.
Quality of one of the round.
Just like that.
They've walked all the way round the map, Paravision waited to XHP way too long.
I think I have this.
Yeah?
I'm reading the symptoms, I'm like, wait, this sounds just like me.
You were so confident that your ass was alive.
No, my ass.
I mean, bad.
I mean, bad.
I've never seen your ass, Harry, but I do kind of imagine it's like, it's had the
ass of like a...
I haven't seen it, but I imagined it.
That's even worse somehow.
I was like just born really earlier. I never had a bum. I've had a bum. Just cheeks. Yeah
No, like the cheeks are like one of the last things to form no cheeks
And I'm sorry, man. It's just what I'm just walking around turning in with my
voluptuous cheeks. All right map point for
I'm sorry.
You're a game for them. This is four stage two.
They can win this. They're one step closer to the Cologne Major.
Yes, Monty. Add the Major. It's possible, but it's all about this game.
Thank you, Janker. Appreciate that.
Game, low HP, somehow gets away with his life. Only game.
Default spread. Cielo and Belchanox. There's the A bomb site.
Swing lower B, here comes the window re-smoke. Confidence now on the side of Monty, they
can smell the victory almost. It's been a lot of sitting around in this T-Side for paravision.
And for Harry. And for Harry, gotta do some squats right now. Stand tall here on this
T side, we need back to back rounds to force overtime. It's far from impossible if we know this team
But Monty and just to the level just like Harry parry vision about the thrust themselves into the same bombsite
It's getting on in here
Dogs out and it's two with a double down Monty actually set to collect now
Yeah, five on three
Can't lose this surely Zelo is gonna claw one back, but low HP on Jane right from the start of the round if you remember
This is Zelo might need to provide another race
She's left all alone in this Afro cuts him down and Monty pull up with the win
They were to stop paravision from launching a comeback a toss. It's easier said them done
They've locked in Mirage and this continues to be a problem for paravision
Okay. Okay. Yeah. We're just
going to be under a lot of
scrutiny. I'm sure here comes
Dastan. Oh, and he's got a giant
bottle to everybody gets a
bottle and everybody gets a
belt after that map. Come on,
new boss. That's what he says.
Yeah, I have to see if they
can reform back on dust their
get on the terrace to win
ok, flash it, flash it
boom
two ramp, two ramp
i will hold for this
i will hold for this
two ramp, two ramp
they saw me, three four
i will step
one two ramp
one two three
two one
one more one more
No one passed.
Oh, both dead!
Open, open.
He could have dream of.
I'm gonna go big, yeah.
I smoke ramp.
I think I'm gonna push my own smoke ramp, Jack.
You shouldn't expect.
I'm gonna sit inside the smoke ramp.
It's perfect, it's for 25 seconds.
It's right at the island, like 15.
I know PyGL hasn't won a major since 2016.
In a time of simple, zive-w, now monasy, it will not happen again.
Kaleen is passing the plan for three months.
Six months.
How do you know that?
We need a strong roster. I will gather you better and better.
They will not be afraid of this playstyle until they understand it.
And they will not understand it until they meet with it.
It cannot be done, not like this.
Carlos Shrek is evolving and James is moving backwards.
It's slow, it's lethargic.
If Val ever introduces MR-12, it will be because of this guy.
Consequences of his success could be catashroff.
Okay, now we're done.
You're telling me that if they made a playoffs, there's a chance it could destroy the entire
crowd?
Mirage. One of Counter Strike's most notorious maps. Paradise for some. A prison for many.
But these inmates choose not to leave.
You gotta know that one!
Oh my god!
Who left Mirage on the fucking map, Pauligan?
Why don't you try out some other maps?
Because he's a sweaty little mesh.
The hell you mean there's another map?
Protesters have seen the psychological impact on the subjects within Mirage,
and have tried to have the facility shut down.
I mean, hell, where are we gonna go?
I do have a friend over at Vertigo.
I'd soon rather get the damn chair than go up there.
The city has responded to the outcry by promising a refurbishment of the facility.
City come in here trying to change our map.
But we don't want no upgrades. We like it just how it is.
Have you seen the plans for Palace?
Are you telling me I need to upgrade my fucking video card again?
Tensions are high in the facility as two-star players clash.
Do you not own a fucking headset? I go first, you cover.
What's so goddamn complicated, you fucking idiot?
Dude, do you even have a mouse to move?
How the fuck am I supposed to cover you if I ain't there first?
Oh, okay. You want me to jump in front of the op?
You just let me through.
Well, well, well.
What do we have here?
Look at you two,
complaining about who's gonna squeeze into each other's hole first.
Ha ha ha ha.
Just like a prison, there's extensive evidence of segregation within the facility.
Let me explain it for you, it's just like a backyard barbecue.
You got your wieners, you got your sloppy joes,
and then there's just folks taking up space in the yard.
And then you got the leftovers.
And in our case, Timmy, he's over in the psych ward.
B! Nothing be yet. B! Nothing be yet. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Nothing be yet. Nope. Nope.
Nope. Nothing be. It's clear. Timmy, why do you do this? I just keep jumping, jumping,
jumping, and looking, and looking, and jumping, and I look, look. God, where are they? Timmy,
do you mind if we come into your area? Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, they're
We need to leave.
I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, they're all here.
Leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me.
Where it all went wrong for these outcasts of society is hard to say.
But the epidemic of mirage addiction sadly shows no signs of slowing.
Let's roll.
I think I was in the military in the downgrade.
I feel sometimes Electronic is so tilted.
I think as a gaming leader, Electronic has a lot of experience in a lot tournaments.
James as well, he has, but I think it's great to experience.
This was really hard actually, because I'm not sure Electronic tried calling before.
I don't remember if he went Tathcrate.
I'm gonna say that they definitely needed to change something, you know?
Because they had too many underwhelming performances at some events.
I'd say Justin times it out. It's an upgrade, you know, in terms of trying to change something for what they're...
I wouldn't agree with that situation, so update me.
Big downgrade. Big downgrade.
I don't think he's cut out for the IGL role, in my opinion.
I thought it was temporary, but apparently it's currently.
So, I don't know. Yeah, I think it was maybe a bit of a downgrade.
I don't know what's going on in that team.
I think it's interesting.
And Jame has been the call for that team for many years, but I think it's good for them to try something new.
Maybe CS2 wasn't fitting to Jame as much as CSGO was. Upgraded.
Yeah, obviously, I was wrong, for sure.
It's not an upgrade and it's not a doubt, I don't know.
I think it's a downgrade, maybe, even.
Electronic is too good as a player that he should take all these duties on his shoulders.
But with Flamos, they got some firepower.
So, yeah, but only to see it as electronic engine or probably sit on it?
I know what to say, man.
Not upset at all.
Go fuck it all!
Damn guys, we almost had this!
Thank God that's over.
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I've got Gizmy on the line from Monty to do what we term as a bit of an EPL classic.
That is, create a dream team from the country that you are from.
We're going to do a UK dream team for you, Gizmy.
How hard is this?
A lot of people ask me to do this.
I always find it quite challenging.
How hard do you think this is going to be?
Well, I'll probably do a more modern one.
So I think it'll be pretty easy.
Okay.
Nice.
Who are you starting off with?
Who is definitely going to be on your team?
the fucking, excuse me, the goat, Mezzi.
Let's go.
Our king.
Mezzi.
Oh, you have to excuse my terrible handwriting.
But Mezzi, lots of money.
Are you keeping him in his roles?
Everything regular?
Yeah.
I think his roles would make sense for the lineup we'll have.
Okay.
Excellent.
Who's the second player?
Will put me in as the IGL.
Nice.
There you go.
Okay, so you're calling the shots. This is your team, your partner.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm on the team. Yeah. Um, we can put in smear for the orp.
Only, only UK orper really.
Do you have any experience playing with smear?
Only in pugs or yeah.
How is he? How is he to do pugs with?
He can be fun. He can be very vocal in some ways, you know. We all know how he is.
How much freedom are you going to give him as the in-game leader? Are you going to let
him go out and do what he wants? Are you going to keep the reins tight close?
Like a good mix. I think I give my all currently a good amount of freedom, so keep it roughly
the same. Excellent. Okay, two more spots remain. Who
else are you putting in? Putting my teammate Azu.
Lovely. We tried him a little bit last season. What's he like as a person overall?
Some are somewhat reserved, but he does, you know, crack some jokes sometimes, you know, laughs a lot actually. So it's nice to hang out with.
Okay, good vibe there. Good vibe. One more spot remains. Who's it going to?
Give it to my boy, Cypher.
Lovely.
Oh, there we go.
Cypher in here.
If you had any thoughts about coaching out here,
Henry G might actually be down to coach this team.
Would you accept that offer?
Maybe not after what happened with Cloud9.
We might need Ash on the coaching a thing.
Well, thank you so much,
gives me good luck in your game.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
2. Bot is mayor jump
And I was like I will just kill him and try to crash this one on 3 because why is it
stress talking for me, you know, like...
And the quote, repeat the line.
And that's not the kind of strike I wanna live in.
Don't think even those rears, Lester.
Listen, Lester.
He took his headset off and I just said,
Libo, remember, you're just a coach.
It was all going so well, 10-6 up on Mirage, Paravision full control, and next thing you
know, 7 straight rounds, and 1 BBL later in Monty, win the map.
What happened there, Enko?
Just online CS, you know, Paravision, got too used to the land, the players are too
relaxed in an online environment, and Dustin can't be in 3 houses at the same time,
right?
That'd be crazy.
Dastan on both your houses, that's the plague on both your houses.
That's what I thought.
I got it.
Yeah.
It's paravisional.
It was my greatest joke.
Yeah, but you have to swallow it a little bit more if you want.
I wish it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Sorry, I just don't understand.
So what did you mean?
So like Dastan on both your houses.
Yeah.
Like instead of a plague.
Plague.
A plague on both your houses.
Is it like you're wishing a curse upon someone?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Plague on both your houses.
Yeah.
like the plague in a way in that he's very strong that's messed up he ushers
change oh wow you did well yeah yeah yeah so it's almost as if you work
Wikipedia the way to describe things you play the Wikipedia game yeah it's a
fun one what's that you like choose a topic like somebody to get back to you
Oh, okay. You've heard of this. Yes.
So you choose something that's just so ridiculous.
A lot of people like to use that guy with the mustache that did that thing in the 1940s.
But then you start your random page. You can go to random Wikipedia article,
and then you click the hyperlinks, whatever one,
and you see how many clicks it takes to get to that target.
All right, it's just like what we did that. Oh, no, we actually talked about this in the podcast nevermind
Okay, you did this with like players. Yeah, yeah, yeah six degrees of yeah separation. Yes
Kevin they are back to the group with one player. Yankee really knows his history there does like I think we're similar in that
You get a lot of these like YouTube recommendations where it's just about like random periods in history
So he would know and I think I think and hip thrust
I think you could do it in like two clicks get back to wherever you thrust two clicks yanko
Sounds like a YouTube channel. Yeah, it can be good. It could be good
I revision playing at home drinking coke without any pressure. Do they feel pressure now dust to the coke is a pressure
Yeah
Yeah, I feel pressure. They feel frustration. Yeah, they're getting kind of like they feel like now
they should be losing maps to Monty and whatnot but it's just, I think it's normal somewhat.
First of all, on ICS, second of all, she just played so many tournaments in a row, man,
you just want like a week without an official. But they're just two equally going down the
Swani leg. No, no, no, that's just fine. Still good. The issue is her CT side multiple times
recently, Paravism have big T side leads and butch it on CT side. So I don't know what's
What's been happening is their best map?
They have a real tendency for the B-stacks.
A lot of teams have just been dodging them,
and then even when they have played into them,
they actually end up falling apart,
which is a little bit worrisome.
Right.
The only two losses they've had recently
are against like Na'Vi, Furia, Vitality,
and then Legacy, obviously.
Yeah, they have anyone.
But it's like even just the fashion
in which some of these games have gone,
like taking a long time to close out from big leads,
you know, just a couple of little worries.
Okay.
I'm not. Do I have something to lose?
No.
You expect to lose?
There are like reasons why you could be concerned.
Sure.
I'm not there.
You're expecting a three?
Yeah.
Full three.
Our first three?
Our first three.
I told you on the drive coming in, six maps.
You're mad at the first two games.
First two games, it has to happen.
Six maps, first series.
Yes.
That's what it's going to be like because it's crazy.
You tiebreaker race.
I'm going to feel like a six map.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we talked a little bit, but I talked about how Dustin and James have somewhat ruined watching CS for me
Like especially when it comes to these lower tiers of competition because players just made so many boneheaded mistakes all the time and like
teams
They just make fundamental mistakes and then you had someone like Parisian with kids from the streets of Aced
You know in a year. Here they are top three team
Yeah, yeah
And I mean, you know, they do have really, really good like fundamentals, like great trades, they, you know
Jayme has always been good with the reads and stuff like that like big picture
But his individual man, they don't like go for like the brainless plays ever
And that's them will absolutely ruin their life if they do so
Yeah coming back coming back from Cluj, me and Alex were in the same flight as Dustin
So we ran into him in the lounge and we were talking a bit and I think you get the impression too like they
They focus on some things, they try to nail down some things and have sort of rules, protocols
for some of the micro situations that other teams just don't have, right?
And don't focus on, you know, when you're playing post-plants and like understanding
that you don't need to play for the kill in a certain situation, you know, that one
player should be sort of debate and just buy time, buy time, buy time.
Then he swings, sort of draws attention to himself and his teammate is there to
get the kills. And you see other teams, you know, they just do the one, two, three swing
right when it's maybe unnecessary, you know, like because you're trying to play together,
which is a good thing. But you also may be over committing to a fight when you don't
need to in that scenario. And that's something that for international teams, it's more difficult
to find the verbiage as well and to come up with all these things. And for someone
like Paravision, for example, and especially, you know, with Dustin and Jane being together
for so long, and you have young and experienced players throughout your career, you have to
come up with these things to teach these young players some rules until they get enough experience
where it becomes second nature to them.
Would you say that's why it's hard?
There's a way for us.
For someone like a Jacob going to FaZe where they've always been like Vibe Team, like
come up with some stuff on the fly, you don't really get those same like protocols
to live and die by in that type of world.
I'll have that into you as well.
I think it's fair.
I mean, Brockey is the only other player that came in experience, you know, super in
experience to face it.
It feels like that you had to go through some of these things and obviously, you know,
after a while he just gained the experience on his own.
It's funny actually, Bemas was with us on face when Olaf retired.
He was standing for some tournaments and I really liked him.
He had a great attitude for a young player, very eager to learn, listen, didn't guess anything.
Mechanically, he was solid, we didn't put him in a good position for him,
but he had to play anchor, tee, side, like, lurk.
That's not something rookie players should be doing really,
but I was surprised that he didn't end up having a slightly better career,
so it's great to see him now back at this level of play.
I feel like he stopped, very stopped playing, or was out of team.
He was on mouse for a little bit, but it didn't work out.
I think he was just trying to figure out what works best for him as well.
He's back and looking to make it to stage 2.
Got paravision dust 2 in the way, no easy feat,
and with that the round is decided already.
There are some on mouse also, played lurker.
I mean, I felt I wanted, if I had to, ideally for him,
he would be used in the pack.
Like he would just be using his mechanics,
maybe a Flamesy sort of a player.
I thought at the time that's how you would be able to get the most out of him obviously. I haven't seen him for a while, so
I'm not sure if that's a necessarily change for him or not, but
We'll see
Had the craziest experience last night was nice laps craziest. What's this me Jason Dinko and Henry were in the hotel bar and
And a gentleman came into the bar wearing no trousers.
No trousers?
No.
He just had a hoodie around his waist.
And he approached our table.
Oh, this is just only clothing as a hoodie.
So he's wearing a top, he has a collar,
and then he's wearing a hoodie around his waist
and what seemed to be kind of like an apron.
Shoes and socks?
Yes.
Yes, just no trousers.
And then he walks up and asks Jason if he can buy his trousers.
And though it sounds like I'm joking,
he says he's real life.
real life. There's no way. This is not a joke. It's true. It's real life. Ask Jason to buy.
Ask Jason if he could buy his child. I'll show him. No. He was a large man. Jason said,
well, he said, no, sorry mate, they're upstairs. As in like, you know, I'm not going to give
you the ones I'm currently wearing. I'm in a public place. He reckoned his ploy had
happened to him earlier in the night, and that's how he ended up in this situate
like another browserless man. And then he sat behind us like watching TikToks
on his phone right behind us and with his leg spread. I was facing the other way but
apparently Jason and Henry got an eye for everything.
I'm not sure.
Sweden's a pretty cool place but is that not illegal?
I'm pretty sure he was.
Sounds illegal.
I feel like having your genitals out in public.
He did. He did have that.
What's happened to morals man? Why does it have to be illegal Harry?
Okay.
No.
Morally it's also wrong.
How is he saying put him in a van?
So wait, sorry.
There's a lot to go, Justin.
He only wanted Jason's trousers, not the kind he gave up on the trousers.
And then he started scoring his TikToks, and then total staff obviously came over and were like,
Hello, sir. And he was like, can I have a glass of water, please?
And they're like, sure, what's your room number?
And he was like, I don't know.
And then they were like, OK, sir, sure, I'll get you a glass of water.
What's your room number?
And then he said, no, no, no.
And then they brought him a glass of water and asked him again. What's your room number?
He's like, ah, I have a girlfriend. She's asleep. I don't know
And then he sat there squatting to drink his water and then he was
Encouraged to leave the premises and was scored back outside
But we was a bit tense for a while that some good merchandise right there. It was a bit intense. It was mushrooms
very bizarre and
Jason didn't give him his trousers, but he did like lucky break for Henry
I think Jason Jason handled it way better than we would have like I was just avoiding
all that.
I'm sad Trace wasn't with you guys.
Trace would have had that.
That would have made the situation.
It would have become best friend.
Yeah.
Trace would take all these trousers.
Trace would have also been trouser.
Yeah.
He would have been like, sure dude, actually I've gotten this bad.
Right on.
We didn't have some spare jeans on him.
Henry jeans didn't even have a suit on.
Yeah, I was going to say, good thing Henry wasn't wearing his signature jeans.
Yeah.
Or else they would have been.
That's pretty well exhausted.
What a story.
Yeah, right?
Bizarre.
And then I just had a realization that that was real life
Wonder what's gonna happen tonight
Every day is a kind of surprise
I'm stun locked by this story for I can't be past it the story of the Swedish man with no pants
Was it confirmed Swedish he sounded a bit Swedish did he seem like he was
Yeah, I'd say he probably had had a couple of beverages on like the Richter scale
The main question I had is where did his trousers go? That's a good question. He sold them to the last guy
Because my my first explanation I had was like, you know, has he been robbed?
But why is anyone robbing anyone's trousers? That's just kind of humiliating. Yeah
So the only explanation is he's like taken him or had to take them off or he never put them on
He just went out. He like forgot
Just
You know I forgot my glasses. Yeah, I'm here cash for the trousers if Jason said yeah, man. Here you go
Yeah, that's a good question. It's a little bit show me the cash right you're gonna rock me
You're gonna rock it up. Wouldn't you you know, I'm not gonna give him a good deal
He has a demand I have the support really care about this guy getting value for money he needs these trousers clearly
Well, that's not around
There you go
You're right, Dusty's fine. Dusty's gonna be fine.
Paravision, man. It's CT's item, kind of interesting to see, but...
Well, we'll get there eventually.
How much would you charge for your trousers?
Like, if he kept starting to spitball, like throwing up...
Well, I'm in the hotel, right?
Yes, you're in the little ramp.
250?
Yeah, a couple hundred euros. Really scammed.
250, if he pays it, I just go up to my room and then I take advantage of the mentally ill.
And I'm having a great night, like...
I ain't there.
Well, you have to change.
Is your name Hunden?
Oh my God.
Hunden Russell.
Oh, that's fire.
That's good, that's good, that's good.
That's fire.
You guys are the fun bunch, man.
I was literally with you in the last few days.
Yeah, but like as in like...
As in, suck.
You're the best of us.
And where are these?
Just get to hang with the fun bunch.
Just pull it out.
Yeah, apparently.
Like I didn't even, I wasn't even thinking about taking a look.
Did he sit in a booth or on a seat by the way?
This I ask.
Was it big?
I'm trolling.
The trousers?
Obviously it wasn't.
It's cold in Sweden.
But yeah.
Shrink it.
And like an apron on the front and a hoodie covering the back.
Apron!
I look like an apron.
I have so many more questions.
i think henry was considering that he's the cook
he was being this cooking son why is blood cooking it might be some video we have to cook
waltz did not have trousers in that scene so it's actually lighting up
waltz waltz white is it yeah sorry i thought it was in waltz disney yeah
Rosie. Let it go. It wasn't
chronogenically frozen.
Cold didn't bother him.
What are we doing?
Foraging. He's picking berries. He's got a lineup. What? Oh, what are you doing?
What? Yeah, for needs. Harry, write this one down.
answer smoke oh this just seems we have we have to stay on yeah I do have to
know what this is you're a player is playing anchor man that's what I like to
see they they got it down to a science are you even looks like some kind of
insect when we get a third person what's he what's the lineup is it on the
Oh
All this for that
We know where's the trousers in Monty, hopefully everyone unlike stocco
Shifting into the site
Oh, not planting our bomb, the pressure's on, no two tries to cover, need some kills here.
Welch not providing, wait a second, 2v4 brewing, on planting.
No health, does not stop them, 1v1, no time, he faked it again, he faked it for the kill,
BMAS jumps up and Monty get on the board.
Ten points to Grigizmi though, that level double-made dunk was pretty cool.
Pretty cool.
here it is again can't bully me and you are yeah that's it
we can learn that one from like watching the whole setup to that I'm
sure how he did the main line sorry rush one thing once the team does a
long rush, right? I want you to give me an overview of long.
Sure, I'll get JLN for sure.
And we'll do that. J was doing it last night, so I want the same thing.
That was MC actually, that was MC.
Alright, sorry guys.
Just get it done!
And you three, the casters, right?
So when the long rush happens, don't look at the in-game stuff.
Look at the monitor in the middle of Harry.
I know it's hard for you.
No, I'll try.
You can give feedback if it's good or bad, if you get a better picture of what happened,
the supportive utility, the trade, you know?
Rush doesn't get the kills anyway, so this is a better way to do it.
You can kill them if they're not ready.
Rush didn't think that he was gonna make it through this whole bit without getting...
He's...
I'm playing for him.
Yeah?
Oh, that's our kill!
That's our kill!
No, he's...
I was just gonna focus on your talking, like...
Wait?
We caught that one.
Oh, we see him.
Oh, almost.
Almost!
Almost!
Almost got killed.
That's the camera.
Whoa, look how much context we just got.
Oh!
Oh, the double cam.
Wow.
Wow.
37 high ends.
Do you know what we're missing, JRazzy?
It's like a little digital clock somewhere on each map, so you can context cam the
time.
That's what I'm saying.
There's a lot of maps where they remove the clock.
Like Inferno?
How am I supposed to show Jane to him?
They removed it. It wasn't there in CSGO.
Oh, that is sad.
Yeah.
You played any of the CSGO? New release?
No, I've got the GEN-
OOOOOOOH!
You've got to hit those.
It's a really rough miss.
Oh no! They've broken through B!
Lost the bomb though.
Stopping now, Russ. And there's no time!
Jay, when you go to the gym, do you ever do hip thrust?
Every day.
That's what I'm saying, you see?
Harry, you're not alone.
We practice that one together sometimes.
That's nice.
That's how you build synergy.
Team building?
Yes.
Yeah.
Chemistry.
It's like riding a tandem bicycle, but just not at all like that.
No, but in a way, you're both involved, you know,
one support in the other.
Imagine they dress like old school strongmen, you know, like, yeah.
Just it's like a tandem bicycle, just instead of, you know,
pedaling and using your legs, using your hip.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Why one hip? A singular hip?
I think both hips are involved in a hip thrust, correct?
Yeah.
It felt that way.
Mine and Shag.
Climbing together.
Weird fun.
Do we get a long spawn?
Nah.
Never get a long spawn.
They've got the cam ready though.
Just in case.
Air respawns are long spawned if you're brave enough.
It's coming through.
To run through that, into that.
That was nice.
Okay, what's the coolest camp you've got?
On Dust2.
Alright now, alright.
They're rushing lots, uh.
See?
Push!
High flash over the top.
How sent about?
Often is that your first kill on a Dust2.
That's true.
But now they're already like locking the door behind them.
I remember around like this from Mirage.
Right.
Then you shoot from the back of the head.
Kind of, the jig is up now.
The lock.
You have to cancel.
Oh no.
Don't die.
Ideally you don't die.
All the jumping room, that was close.
Yeah, that was close.
So they've left the bomb back there as well.
That really could have got awkward.
This still is awkward.
That doesn't make no mistake.
Yeah, it's around in the corner though.
Molly could be good.
What's going on here, Rush? Good luck.
Yeah.
We're not going to miss a single kill, right?
We're not going to miss a single kill.
Nice!
Hugo, you know the B door smoke from B Master's position?
No, I'm sure you do.
I'm sure that will come in handy one day.
Now who's going to get the kill, right?
I trusted him.
That is bomb.
Yeah, look at the bomb.
The Afro fast push was such an inspired counter to a paravision quick VX egg.
What if they just double entry right now?
That could still very well be the case, but we are saving.
We have fun.
We do have fun here.
BMAS might have a chance for even more.
Get them off the time, leave James with zero dollars.
Surely that's financially viable.
They are quite poor themselves.
Sad.
They're going to get away with it.
Time of the times.
Yeah.
Hugo hurry are you at all nervous for our vision you've been saying they're CT side
Yeah, I just look really good. They have I wish I had some shaky moments
Once you find it disrupts run out of time. Yeah rounds in a row once you're getting very aggressive
I think this the scenario never happened in SS2 probably
There was a rare one the double T spawn flank fighting at the car truly
How long? Didn't see the cam, because I was not paying attention.
You're watching the wrong screen actually.
Jay's found more sass than some hardworking enemies.
It's one of those days, I'm sorry.
No, it's good man, is that love it?
IT lowcore as well.
IT lowcore as well.
Wait till he starts doing legs.
All that testosterone in the quads how does how does this go wrong for Monty
because it's going so well right now they were smiling beaming we have a
saying for that in Serbian what do you say mood and it has to tell a tiny mood
in a rust that a tiny which literally translate means your balls don't grow
in the gym your balls don't grow in just because you lift weights doesn't
you're a tough guy yeah let's remember that dream I'll keep that mind what makes
you a tough guy next time you talk shit to Alex yeah it was nice it was being
lovely now you are oh yeah he's like quiet nice in your face and then behind
the back. What is the fucking name? Two guns here. And moving up.
Oh, Afro against me. Flash is good. But I'm gonna get you past the
rifles.
This way. Good kill off of the backstab. It's now it's just
the general
Oh
Monty might to know this thing
so after
Into the breach as we all remember what happened there be mass
Didn't join a team for a year for 13 months all year whole year. He got just in the lab
He was in the lab cooking. He got so
Growing his balls in the gym, okay
He's so scarred from into the breach
whole shit, shit show.
Yeah.
Walked away.
Back better than ever.
Oh, we're like the top 10
into the breach moments in your eyes.
The, what was his role?
The guy stealing all the money
and doing a bunch of drugs.
Was he the owner?
Or was he the manager?
Stole all the money and did all the drugs.
So that's gotta be up there.
Alex actually saw him in the hotel lobby the other night.
Yeah, no trousers.
I think he's a trousers salesman now.
He's buying actually
My high raise so low fuck that guy. It's good place to start
By high rise is that what you just said? Yeah
The uh, Cypher Tesco bag was pretty much Cypher Thomas give back was really side to the gym
Yeah, it was there's no quicker way to to my heart was just seeing a rocker. We go great carrier bag
We do it again. Here's a line up. Okay, cool. And it's the kids we can learn this guys
So you're in line with the box essentially line up with that on the floor. Yeah, there's also a separate thing on the floor
He's just holding for us for like the walk-up. Yeah
In case and then it's when they do the smoke exec. He's gonna double H is there another he change underneath of J
I just fill the water. Okay. There's the smoke is line with the jibbly
So good
nice line up the classic man making a return
oh that froze off the line and Zelo is in the site 20 seconds again look at the
bomb that's a round round over it also Bob Gaston is not going to be half
isn't like a different team right originally shitting the bed that's
going to be more utility damage as well because he's did another hundred so
let's call it 550 to damage for gizmy do you para vision hit the site they
They have A, and they leave the bomb back on Cat.
I see why they've had the bomb.
I do think Monty had done their prep as well.
Like, they've been watching a lot of T-bomber,
Harrivision stuff, too.
But it feels like a couple of ways.
These bomb drops are not giving you any chance.
Even if you get these entries, you're losing the round.
Maybe Dustin just needs to take three timeouts,
back to back to back, and go to each house.
Knock on the door.
I get an evil Santa.
He's showing up.
A Krampus.
You heard of him? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, campus. Yeah, he shows up for the nip play
Beat cancer pretty safe. Yeah, that is cool. That actually is well played. Yeah, well played indeed
Is he is he the other team now? It was on bleed for a bit
Flowing for the Monty camp
played for Metasports?
Okay, yes.
Just hilarious that, like,
Paragens losing 5-3 in Jamers died three times.
Gary dies on rounds they win.
Get a bit more...
pace behind this one.
Bomb on Belchinox back.
And it might be...
Oh, excuse me!
It's got the second HE, it's just rolling down the hill.
Oh, come on.
Oh wait, we're gonna try a new one!
This is Gizmi 2!
Okay! The sequel's never as good!
So let's see how this one pairs!
Off-rope toy story, that was pretty good.
You might just be nading default.
Oh, he's been called over, they're worried about like a...
Fake A into a mid B.
There's Afro half the Gizmi take.
He doesn't have it. He ain't got it.
Good luck! Pistol's running at you!
Zello dropping spawn!
He's Gizmi right! Oh! Again in the right place!
plays. Afro would have loved that.
One more.
Lost out, but there's a nice coming from Beamer's
and connecting to that spray is all.
Dacious.
Everything's fine though.
Hey, cheese from Gizmy.
Another solid connection.
Bomb goes down, that's something to celebrate,
but we've got another Monty round.
Six on the board already.
Have you guys chatted to Monty yet in a post game
if you had?
We haven't had a chance.
It's not been on the A-Stream, no?
Or not one on the A-Stream, I guess.
I don't think we've come.
This is the first Monty game I've seen.
Really?
I can't say yeah
Pick the good one pick the good time. Yeah, I would have a time. Who do we want to talk to you later?
Strong thoughts. I mean I'd surely gives me I would be
We did do the already the UK dream team afraid before the match
Yeah, Demos is a good chair you must thank you. Yeah, sure
Actually, I'll be not a little reunion. Yeah. Yeah, and also we can find out a little bit about that 13 month
You know absence. Yeah, that's true. Where's hunger that?
What did you do? Where did you go?
How do you even come up with the gizmy lineup man?
Probably
Throw it badly a couple of times and be very well and you keep throwing it well. Oh
Oh, God, that's great.
That damage is fantastic.
It's like mini vitality.
I know we came into this, like, prefacing it with...
Paravision has been some crack showing, but it's still their home map,
and they are getting absolutely wrecked.
Onto, he's just playing super well.
Even when a bunch of misses for Afro and these A-hits,
now he's gonna nail one.
The yellow is deadly, though.
He's got some space to work.
The ace up their sleeve.
On the A side with the harness. Look at that.
It's middle. It's gone triple long.
Yeah, you could lose, Bomb.
You won't.
James gonna make it by just in time.
That's rotation, I think.
Out of long.
From Monty.
It's very quick.
The timing of all this.
What are they expecting this evening?
Right.
The raid is happening.
Is it gonna be a five players cat?
What the hell?
They're lining up flash right now.
James dead.
They're gonna take one.
Not gonna get the double up he needed.
So just the yellow in the one versus three clutch.
Good luck.
Still paranoid about long because they saw three players there.
He's thinking someone's retaken.
What the HG?
They've got infinite needs.
Another one.
Wow.
Monty's HG's are genuinely impressing.
It's like.
I think the triple long wrap.
Like you said, yeah, I think that was actually a sick little move
because the whole reason why Paravision ended up fighting for short.
Do you want to play guess the UD?
Yeah, go on.
Gives me how much?
Three, six, seven.
That was before the round ended, now it's 512, then 50, 31, 0 for being asked in 22 for Rainwaker, so it's all Giz, no one else has more than 53, it's 512.
Half his damage is from me, that's crazy.
If you're paravision, you might have to throw out the traditional strap book here, try some
of the built off the beaten path because you keep running into sights with half your health
missing, thanks to the gizmy.
And we haven't seen these famed paravision B hits.
Not at all, really.
They've tried one.
And then there was a round after that where they had the rarest round in Counter-Strike
where the opening kill was pushing, CTs pushing out long-door.
I've got the moves.
Okay, HG's didn't do anything this time.
Here we go.
Afro the right place.
Oh, hang on.
Afro, you've been spotted.
Well, you've definitely spotted a pointy elbow.
That's deep.
I'm just going to pick him ahead of it.
Very comfortable.
I just need to do anything here.
Door smokes in the air.
They can't commit to this.
Mid is held comfortably.
They're going to block smoke down.
Kismi's just put in the right place once again.
I'm trying to cheat back towards A.
on the map you'll see the bomb as well
now it's coming
Zulu anchors me in the side B-Mass rather than getting it
double kill from Goose
I'm not Goose
my heads are on backwards
that's how I do it
you're calling it calling now aren't you?
nice
sorry man I was putting my headset back on
my head's on backwards and steering my left and my right
dude I mean
yeah, paravision they
Like, whenever you see teams playing it, we always see you say with James, like, you end
up playing his game, you know, you end up at his tempo, his speed, but that's not at all
what's happened.
No, I doubt it.
I mean, what's funny though is it doesn't feel like this is like the same ParaVision.
I think you've already said that, but like it does feel like it's a different, different
group.
It's, it's, it's a weird, because it's like both things are true, like Monty
are playing really, really good.
And it feels like that is just throwing ParaVision through like a loop massively.
They're not doing their usual stuff.
They use stuff as in working.
So now like you're super uncomfortable.
Cooked after that first 10-6 map that they butchered.
Seven rounds in a row for Monty.
That's just the team that you don't really ever see
like running out of time unintentionally.
Yeah.
You know, like, yeah, they save
and that is, I guess, running out of time,
but like inspired design.
Normally they're so good at these last second rotates.
Monty just causing a lot of chaos, right?
Like catching the bomb multiple times over
on these B pushes on that cat fight
when James was late or Belchnock.
It's just a bit of a mess right now for Paravision.
Bit more long doors, aggression again.
Oh, he's gonna get an HE.
No, it goes lower.
James is waiting for this long play again.
What can I get it though?
B-Mass is playing Shadow, all believes.
It's a bit more.
Who's more patient, Yanko?
B-Mass or James?
I mean, Jame against anyone or patient.
This is all set up for this long player to push and Jame to get the kill.
Is he going to do it again? Like Cluj? He lets him go. He tells his team to turn around and get the kill.
They get the kill and now Jame has great timing. We saw this exact round of Cluj and it worked wonderfully.
No realization that James has the pit. There is nowhere to go on this a site. Jamie hit a punish perfection
Love that from Para vision. It's fast becoming his signature move
very smart
That's Molly watching the same time send here
So the one guy on the team a good way Belchock has 10 health made
He faked it smart
If there's one thing they know to watch out for, it's these damn guys.
So finally, something for ParaVision breaking one hell of a streak out of Monty, and it's
on the back of the signature J move out towards Long still.
Four rounds on the T side.
They've had CT struggles here on Dust2, and we sound in the alarm bells for a Monty
2 and 0.
We'll find out in just a minute.
I'm shouting for the land
I'm shouting for the land
I'm calling for the land
I'm calling for the land
is the chance for para vision down the toilet on this one they're scaring down the
well I don't know we didn't want to talk over being a suit is making sure yeah
show of respect winning team right now apparently on T on dust to a force of
nature man. Kiss me's nades. What was that grand total for you to kill down at you go? What
did he end the half with? Ending the half with 524. 524. That's number one. And the
problem is Hugo said Paris are the worst city side team in the world and us too so
there's a quote. David, to come back it would be nothing short of a miracle according to
Hugo Byron. I would use the word impossible.
A CT pistol though would certainly aid their campaign back into this one.
I think through that own molly to get quick cat.
One man dead at long, J. Malone.
I'm going to try and find him if he gets another one.
He's done very well.
Side defense falling though.
Rotations come in and it's all good.
Game with three.
Both pistols.
It helps, it helps. That's what it means.
A lot more rounds left to win here for Paravision if they're going to make this series theirs.
The map is inferno.
Alex, if you were going to handle a koala, would you wear two sets of gloves?
I'd wear one very thick pair of gloves.
Okay.
Extra thick.
For your pleasure or?
No, just I don't want to get koala chlamydia
Normal chlamydia well presumably different. I imagine it's probably more rabid
Well, I'm glad we got to the bottom of that you started it
I think so I think so I'm just not like desperate to hold a koala
Like they would be nice like I can enjoy it from afar, you know you and your chair. Yes
Yes, sometimes you know being an outsider looking in is the best. That's fine. It's close. I'm close enough
James been an outsider
Yeah, he's very well done
It's got the USP as Jay is highlighting here or rush who does like third-person
I'm really commensurate now. Yeah
Actually, we shouldn't be the third-person camera Jay. He's getting his steps in I get a report
It got us in big trouble
Who got us in trouble?
Oh the electronic one
Yeah, that was so good
The sugar plate was lodged
VP haters
Really?
How did you do?
We laughed at the observing
But they thought we were laughing at
We didn't call them shit
Well not
In our defence
In our defence
In our defence
They were playing like shit
And then they disbanded
Five minutes after the game
It's the game they kicked electronic after
That's all fault I guess.
That's all your fault.
We go into the third person camera, whenever, David...
Perfecto, perfecto.
Whenever you're watching perfecto.
Because he saved like, 12 rounds in a row on Dust2.
Just kind of laughing.
So we were saying that this is how he's feeling right now, you know.
Yeah, he's setting the scene.
It was one of our best games.
That sounded good.
We'll have to go back and check that one.
It was just funny.
Also, like kind of historic.
Yeah, it's the game that they disbanded over there.
I root for VP's downfall every day.
Yeah, I'll f**k you, Lee.
I'm eating great.
I'll f**k you, Lee.
I'm eating great.
Shout out to the haters.
They were right.
First game around second half, second map, first game.
What day is it?
4.
A4.
23rd season.
What year is it?
1996.
I wish.
Imagine.
Actually.
Wait a decade or two and buy a deck for him.
Oh, a little backstab.
Oh, good stuff.
Finota.
He's got to reply.
Trying to get through B.
He was able to stop him.
He did that.
Winnable now, but...
Could still be weird, though.
Afro needs something.
Afro needs more than something.
He needs everything.
He's clear.
He's got this.
He knows.
Yeah, but Afro is going to get flanked.
What is he supposed to do?
He's in no smoke.
You're so screwed.
Whoa!
Aircuts from Afro.
They're so tilt.
It's over.
No person, James.
No person, James.
And he goes.
The time is low.
B-Mass hiding out and James doesn't know where to look.
He's wanted to the clock.
Even the Time Lord, eluded by it.
Kill matters not you're dead to the bomb.
Give him a minute ago, just in case he's really quick at diffusing.
That's notar right, that was notar that did the kind of double take.
Start to shoot, he's probably dead, look away, this was a big problem.
So, not there, oh he is there, whoops.
Okay he's dead now.
Oh, and then he gets two, like this.
Oh, my god.
Online.
What do you mean by that?
They're running it.
It's hard.
I don't know.
So, how the hell did Monty take a timeout here?
Let them stew it.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, we're taking a timeout.
GameGamerLeader was alive the whole time.
Paravision?
No, I mean for Monty.
So, what are you doing while your player is in the clutch?
Just think about the next round.
What are you calling a timeout here?
Maybe it's strategic on to kind of have Paravision.
At the very least, make Paravision use their last one. That would have been the last one.
Luckily, they still have enough money for an op on Jame and they can buy,
but unless they win this round right here, I'm calling it. It's over.
That's a weird way to see Jame die.
Yeah, not every day.
An uncharacteristic and now after has been given the all express delivery straight up man
I don't like calling a paravision game over but
Sounds pretty done doesn't it?
Right they're playing so good right now decide everyone's in a good form so feeling good
And it's, you know, it's not been sure like Paraviz on looking like their usual selves,
but Monty are playing like lights out if it's some really cool ideas.
They cause this, you know, like five on three and if you win this round Paraviz in a broke
What puts you on the fast track to victory?
This would be the biggest win as well for that pro league run.
Taking down Heroic, which was quite achieving in itself.
See without Alcorone and then NRG.
But taking down a ParaVision, whose world rank right now is like, what, number two?
And the rankings? They climbed.
I wouldn't say people's like power ranking, but as far as points go,
they definitely climbed up to 50 bunch.
I'm a 4 VRS.
I'm a 4 VRS, okay, excuse me.
But I mean, yeah, it's...
Oh my god, just kill him please like you need this. Yeah, okay
Quit of just cool tab entered
Bombsplendor B of course
Gosh, okay. Yeah, this I haven't seen a Paravigian look this kind of meek coming into a second map
I would expect I was expecting to see this kind of get drawn into in the nitty gritty ot third map
We see inferno, but what's like something we always talk about?
You know is like the protocols of this team how they play off of one another a lot as to you know like you have to be
On the same page and communicate and well it makes sense that like if that goes away, and you'll feel a little
Disjointed it's gonna look ugly with how they play I
I didn't I wasn't ready for this no and James just ran up mid as the opening
death so I mean crazy doesn't get better than that Afro hits the first bullet and
James loses the AWP and then it hits that crazy long range to get a little
headshot
Oh, I thought it was about to hit you.
Sick jump, man.
That's crazy jump, man.
Whoa.
The replay got us a little gassed up for nothing.
To think Paravision lost from this position, albeit not a leak around, back on the launch.
What for 10th thing?
10-6-0.
Lost everywhere.
It feels like no way that's going to happen here.
Monty on the precipice of progression.
The paravision is just precipitation.
A rainy day in the office.
as Monty storms through this series.
Two to the zero.
B is empty.
They're about to find out.
I mean, this is the round, right?
Yep.
So, we said we're speaking of B-Mas.
Yeah, I think it'd be interesting.
I'm curious to not only witness the reunion between Yankee and his former player, but
I am also just curious to hear what he's been like.
How that period was when he wasn't on the team, on any team?
Yeah, right.
I know some of these questions.
Yeah, what are you going to do with that?
I do want to like you say like the 13 months or whatever yeah team list would be good
But I asked magics about what it was like six months off of spirit. He said it was the worst six months of his life
Like I'm ironic. Yeah, that's good. So maybe we're gonna learn something new
Would you want to like I actually like the conversation we're having like how you?
thought
Be my should have been used back in the day. Would you want to ask about that? Maybe how he's
something to like take you back to the phase clan days yes you'll see something
enough okay okay what are you gonna ask us our wild card in this interview it's
good kind of the new the new trace wild card is yanker and for be most you know
we need we need to kind of copy your philosophy of kind of disarming it
straight out of the gates right so that's your Alex yeah I'll come up with
You can disarm him with some.
Your favourite is to the breach player.
Yes.
Yep, yeah we could do that.
Go down to the map.
Favourite FaZe player ever.
Wow.
On Femex.
That's what you tell him.
That's a good start.
That's a great start.
Just a little white lie.
Yep.
Don't know why you have to
care about the colour of it, but yeah, sure.
And if they win this it's it's it's joeva. Yeah, but that's an if in full caps lock
They've got zero territories. Well, you got upper tons and you might be going late long ooh
Sway, are you up to the task?
No support maybe James gonna be able to get there in time, but he's still worried about the short wrap
That's his responsibility. The long corner smoke is gonna be a bit of a giveaway
Well isolate his way
Yeah, that's right. He's a double kill here, except for it, but quick trade. Very nice work.
Frag found by Bemis. Quick pushing the tons. Rain Waker's kind of left his gap open. Afro's
going to get a horrible jump.
Bomb is going B. Rain Waker has walked in.
He's done this in like three rounds now, just sneaking in on a timing into tunnels.
It's gone so well.
It's gone too well.
No one's. He can't kill anyone mid.
They've all gone.
Hey, he has cut this rotation completely.
This is a guarantee.
So now what?
One more down for sure.
Backstab here.
Oh, brilliant.
What do you got that?
Game.
Wake, it was the one to lock it in.
Monty winning pro league.
They might actually.
OK, careful.
The best is known, but he's going to hold the line
and now reset to win this round and take the game with it.
James, vindication for Rain Waker.
His time on liquid didn't count.
It's true.
Redemption art from liquid.
It's in full swing.
This is for a spot on stage two, no?
Yep.
Straight running through this stage.
One lost in FAA.
12 to 6.
Head in hands with the LL.
Jail is just having a bad day.
The fact that you still had BMAS coming in top mid as well, like you've got the perfect positions for the open B site.
Oh yeah, that's the last, he's laughing at the misfortune they're having, that's crazy.
Aphro is counted two on the cross.
The question I always have for teams when they're kind of, you know, still fledgling.
Oh, sorry.
No, you're fine.
It's just, it's just...
Yeah, it was.
But the question is, can you close cleanly?
You know, do you start to kind of run rushy across the finish line, or do you start
to feel additional pressure?
It would be very impressive if Monty can straight up just immediately to find that
30.
I think I think it's been nice, though, is even though they've gone for like these
Grouped map control takes they always have the backup option of Rainway at the moment
They get a whiff of like one of these B players having rotated away
He starts trying to probe can prod the other end of the map. They will go for a group here this time
You'll leave the tunnels. I
Mean at this point like Paribas now to haven't had a grasp on this game in a long time
You don't really know where this is ending up in any way shape or form
You lost the initiative a long time ago
Dropping CT, running into Jame, missed all shot. How many chances do you get?
Flashes! Azumu catches the CT player with a smoke break.
No, she just broke the smoke and got punished for it. Now the bomb goes down on 8.
It's an uncomfortable retake. Rain Waker still tons.
Like trying to get up Xbox, trying to take short control.
Just a no-go. So it's CT and long. Here they come.
Aphrosim's destined for one.
Good angle for this, he can catch the newbots jump up as well.
It's a good flash to get you past the AWP at least.
A shot from the rifles, he opens, rain waker gonna catch one.
No one there to actually play around this bomb, it's wide for Kat, Gizmy's the only
guy in position.
Gizmy's already being held, an AWP there to cover.
That one is stolen away from Monty, had the chance at the close right there.
Both players off cat one, of course flanking. What's the other doing? He was down at Xbox right there out of position
Entirely rain waker as well it like had mid and tunnels all round. So how that happened?
I'm not gonna doubt this is a push from CT. But yeah, he's just
All gives me I don't know what happened
It is all good. They got five more chances
like a bit of a
wasted opportunity
try
like whenever you get the international players spent too long around brits they
pick up on like
apex is throwing mates out all the time
and it sounds so
so fun
What are you doing mate?
Mate?
Yeah, it's not tea.
But they do have Daniel Jackson from the West Coast of England is well on that team.
The West Coast.
West Coast of England.
Which is what?
Wales?
Yeah.
Are you still like Cornwall or something?
Lord England.
Blackpool.
Bloody great, great place, Blackpool, yeah, like 60 years ago I think, that's an attempt
to the triple B set up, down to the year 1965, they push it, pretty frack for Wayne Waker,
why do I can't say it's Wayne Waker, oh Waker now, hang on, another shot, flash peek,
Shot denied, nice little crouch under the sniper bullet.
I'm coming in.
Yeah, Pima's gonna throw in that across.
Says you'll be fine, Azir, we'll get it done.
The jobs are good in here.
Might be game.
Unless J.O. saves the day.
Game away.
Combined for three, good shot from Afro.
Looking to make up for that previous round.
R. Monty in this post-plot.
Afro getting pushed out.
He's in, he's in, he's in.
And Rhaenry is on the wrong side of the map.
So we play on with eight for parry vision they keep it going
I'll give him another round and he'll get to that one sight in time
How am I called in okay guys when we plant a let's stop playing for B
They can't the James say we cannot happen we have 12 rounds
You don't have to worry about taking his off the way, round will literally be over, the
game will be over.
Dastin on the microphone.
After doing all of the talking.
That's a name I've not heard in some time.
So we got this kill then he went T spawn.
I'm also a bit surprised that they didn't maybe decide to go mid to B split after this
because James still alive with Yov now.
I don't know maybe this tendency that Pyro has to play 3B, maybe they thought that there's
going to be two more players B, that's why the push comes in, it's sort of inviting
them to go B.
But yeah, in any case, you have to find a way to convert that to 5B3 just to
do better with the advantages.
That's a 5B3, two clean kills.
Like a proper one too, not a minion, but...
Yeah, exactly.
I'll educate you by the end of this pro league.
We don't learn today.
That's what Death Dance said at the time.
Y'all gonna learn today.
And learn they shall.
Just tapping him back in his hands the whole time he's talking.
That's a paneling.
We said it's actually ice baths.
That way it doesn't leave any marks.
Yeah, right, genius.
psychological. Yeah. All right. You've had two really solid chances to have already closed
this out versus a very strong comeback team. True true true true true true. Okay, this
time there's no one player in the extremities they've all grouped on cat. Dropping CTJ.
I'm not gonna miss this one. Yeah nails it in combination with bell chinock. They are laughing
Is it the paravision late game?
Right where you're ready to write them off
Not happening here by mass be mass
No, man
Hey, that pro I know you're frustrated, but you gotta say buddy
Rain waker obviously
Top of middle already. Well, I also feel like they're getting a little bit wrecked by the whole like
Paragion have been loving triple D setups
They've even been playing them off the rip in case they get spotted on the cross and then James been rotating back later
It's a three-round game and there's no money really for Monty
It's gonna be 12-11 from Monty. They're gonna get a long spawn, they're gonna longer usher in the game.
I'm not just calling them in, but calling the spawns they get to allow it.
Okay, that's high. And we'll get the cool camera for long.
If Yang goes right, I don't even know how he's done it.
Just a guard.
Yeah, he just said it's on Lord himself.
Looks like it might be something long related here.
Never mind.
I don't mind.
They surely have to just...
Like, I know you're worried about the triple B stack, I know you've been seeing three players
cross, but surely you've got to explore B. Rain Waker has another gun purchased up.
Maybe Balchenok will walk through the smoke.
I mean, there's also no reason for you to not take a cat first if they never play
for cat, right?
Like you just give them something to be worried about if you do that first, then you
can go back to mid.
Unlike you've seen now, multiple times, that it's getting three players over towards the A site whenever you take the catwalk, so it's fair.
And I think it's also like, going A, you're not necessarily going to see four players A late, right?
And even if you do, the fourth player is going to be in CT.
So if you do a proper split you can still be fine.
You just fell away.
Oh, the timing of this.
I'm gonna hear them though, they're running.
It's over.
Jane, you heard them turning back in time.
Well, not yet on the line.
In this way he's got the cover.
One kill for Rainwick.
You're gonna have to be a 2v5 or a 2v4
if you don't count that first kill in the 2v5.
Rainwick, you're coming over the top.
Catches Jane.
Motor will trade out.
This is an impossible clutch.
Thanks 13 seconds needs come flying in and they're not giving him the satisfaction. He walks away
This is a death after time. We just don't know it yet
Okay on time how many on the trot is that now many
Four whole rounds on the run two more for that six round run to overtime
So my concerns were well-founded about Monty being able to close it down, you know, the first time
So one problematic thing with my call is I expect them to buy that last round
Oh no
Well because now you see they have to buy here but if they lose this round they have nothing for round 24, right?
Let's say plant and they've got four loss
Still not great. They have four loss by now. They do four loss
All right, yeah, that's good
I don't want to win.
Yeah, it's no open less you save.
If you save it, it's glass again next round.
Oh, any at $5,000.
So he has an all he's trouserless flash bang.
That's it.
Jason might have a spare pair.
I hope so.
But it is in his room.
Yeah.
12, 8 or 12, 6 sorry, well I'm half surprised that with the size of his bag he doesn't have
a spare pair of pants in it.
Yeah, maybe he did, maybe he did, what a surprise.
Alright Jason, that's quite a sight.
You know how guys pack for trips, right, like it's not enough one pair of underwear
for every day.
It's like, oh here's a couple of extra in case I shit myself.
Yeah.
Or you just want a fresh pair.
It's true.
Just in case.
Why would you need two pairs of underwear for the same day?
Big day?
Yeah.
Jim?
In the morning, you've got on the...
If you're doing hip thrusting with very just the shirt?
Okay, you know what would be...
What would change everything would be Afro hitting something on the cross?
Like that!
You felt you hit that, you know?
You're cool.
Yeah.
Pinky's low.
He also only saw two cross.
And me normally.
Like they've been worried about triple B's.
It's always late round triple B's, never start triple B.
No tool to just sneak his-
Oh boy.
Oh no, that's the eternal god give me your K-Smoke.
And the cracks begin to flow to show.
Alright guys, it's only the most important part of the game.
It's just so desperate to win a round, it's not being made easy by Paravision.
I got what he wanted and that's J.M.O.C. the angle.
Is it enough?
I haven't really tried B.
I remember when Rayman Waco was walking in on these A-fades,
you're not going to get that opportunity again,
but maybe you just have to bash for this B-control.
Yeah, but it's the mind games, you know.
They're thinking Parisian is expecting them to switch up to a mid-2B,
especially with all the timeouts and so on.
So he's going.
He's going to be more stubborn.
He must just left.
Just left.
No way.
Bomb drops.
Perfect timing.
And everything tracks the next.
Beautiful.
Overtime.
Three maps.
Very, very possible.
Montier going to be mentally shattered.
This gun and you turn around, they're both there.
So what do they get?
Nothing.
It's just another dusty area.
400 each just another dust then I'll be in the paid by the round out of 12 six down on the half
They've been struggling with this tournament, and then they win five in a row
Oh, we forgot to do the forward bit all of this
second step
Yeah, well they made a compelling case only one long spawn it won't take you know they got the Beast spawn so maybe
Okay, here we go gives me redemption
their last round. It does feel like this one's ending on the B bombsite. Okay. It's been a while since
we had like a direct commitment mid to B.
Let's see where the message is. No, what? He's just shredded with the tech. Come on man,
I'm in though. Rainway, get back. I'm gonna deal with James. Okay, that's the
cancel. BMS has long. You know that James kind of the rotator here, right? A bit of a
a linchpin over towards mid. You find him floating around to a on the rotates. He was
the first point of response back to these. They try and pick up the pace for the a hit
note here covering this way. Now sees the rest of the two more players out there, rips the
head off and this one's got overtime written all over it. And remember those couple of
postpons where they weren't there in time where they couldn't get para vision off
the defuse, didn't feel like a problem at 12-6 or 12-7 but at 12-12 you are regretting
your transgressions.
Absolutely are. No turns away just showing their individual aim there, they were kind
of caught, not where they wanted to be taken to fight but they made it work beautifully,
a little bit of a fake out from Noh, running back towards CT and for Monty, I can't
help but expect this to just continue to sail in PowerVision's way now. Like
You're gonna, you're broken, you're mental in the mid.
You just had like the two best chances,
you know, other styles, like the first two,
really should've closed them, you had a five on three,
and a strong post-plant in the other one
where you were mucking around in spawn or whatever.
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
MR-12 man, life comes at you fast.
didn't use it before the first round, but if this one doesn't go their way, I think you'll see Kakafu step in.
Try to give his team a call to get back on the board.
So far, great use of common utility from the CTs. I mean, smoke with 30 seconds left.
Another mid to be faked into an A round.
They want it, but the kill comes in middle and they confirm what they know.
It is clear, it's a cat play, it's his way, second door to stunning shots and stun locked
for 10 seconds.
You can't win this round.
It is stat padding and saving.
Paravision, seven round win streak.
Holy, what a collapse.
It's gonna feel great for Monty to try the CT side again because the T side ain't be feeling great.
I might only have one chance.
Yeah, it keeps going this way.
And it's not even like that, you know, the trope of winning the first round after losing
six in a row.
You don't even get that.
You don't even get like that break of pressure.
Paravision have managed to kind of completely get themselves out of trouble now.
If anything, taking the lead and now looking to extend it.
Well, they get the long test.
Finally, they get the long sport.
we get that lovely long cow and you can see his way to concede that space am I
doing it right yank on my dinner right looks pretty good great oh well I like
this timing this is naughty so basically for a smoke to block right now
yes no idea what's coming out cold on the concrete okay just don't overplay
a hand here five on three on lose lost this one before
more unloosable. I know the orbs down here, they're closing in on Afro. Had to take one
with him if he doesn't. Round's on.
Come on then. A third would be extra spicy, but he's going to be denied, run down by
Nota to preserve his Captain Sniper. They've got cash. And he's got no head. Nice. Okay,
there's Monty finally.
That could be a bit of a pallet cleanser man, you finally broke this streak of L's, you got the spawn out towards Long, you took the space, had a nice little trick up the sleeve to get the entries.
Great observing tool.
Perfect observing.
There you go.
Jake, give me a picture.
Ah, good job Rash, good job.
Thank you Jake, you're more than welcome.
No, no scope icons, they must have been very stupid, quick on the quick scope.
Hmm.
Get me over there.
Can't even look like he's zoomed.
What do you think? Two in T side? They win?
I mean that would be a big difference maker.
After all of those failed T rounds, they suddenly be able to pull two out of nowhere.
Paravision has already won. CT side is their weaker side according to Hugo Byron.
They just made an H round comeback though.
Who goes long?
Six rounds.
Oh, that was nice from No-Tro- After I hit a bullet though and No-Trade immediately
as it was nade though, not enough.
I'm on four.
Beam's going to go join him and they're going to try and finish on to Belchinok
and Zelo's site.
For once, Prevision, I'll fall committed with no rotation and I actually have to
hold here.
It's a way he's gonna be there quite quickly and on the mid-flank oh
Catches him just takes the fight bravely that's gonna draw attention. Yeah, look at the flash is about schnapps tags
This is really all what it comes down to how many does yellow get double denies the attack still though rain
Waker on site and now an opportunity to plant
Covers there from gizmy. This is it smokes in a Molly couldn't be happier
Oh, because you want to shoot his head off instead.
Now you don't get you to right away.
Still trying to take a fight.
Now Captain Bay has to go through the door smoke.
Keeping them uncomfortable.
Only one position open.
Only one place to worry about.
They're hiding in the smoke.
Just good looking to take this one at a time and I do like what they've done here
using this smoke against him knowing that the only way they have that one over is by giving him the
fights times on their side they tuck in that's two in a row on the T side and nice to see Rain waker
going back to what was working right just looking for the b fights it's where he did his best work
without a doubt sure gave away a couple of post plans over towards a but you let him just let
loose out towards b and it works wonders also yeah in those post plans sure he wasn't exactly
I don't think it was his teammate, to be fair, he lost the first one.
And then Afro got caught on a cat climb up.
Four kill round for Rain Waker.
And maybe that's woken something up here in Monty.
Two rounds on T side, finally.
In fact, a chance to still end this to a zero double name puts him on notice.
No Tass.
What is ass?
And it's dead right now.
Yeah.
What a gluteus minimum.
F**k it.
Oh, it's a mis-utile.
You're not gonna get punished for it.
Gives me.
Oh, it's been a while.
It has been a while.
Why is he lying enough?
It's just around every time is a different spot, but he's got it
And they're lining up with like eight different things like you whoa
Yeah, the white smudge right you have to be Pythagoras in Hans
How deep can we go?
That's my be
Belchock activating gonna try to test the be boys
Blocked on the doors, he's walking through this.
Rain waker with a sniper, not the ideal weapon in this kind of scenario.
Just smoked himself out.
Hiding out the back of sight.
Not sure they're going to be able to clear him out.
A Zoomer brought down. They're into the B-side now.
Paravisioner back in business.
I think he's got a new smoke.
He stops the plant.
You go through on the tab.
You're both here. No smokes in your way, but they give over the plant.
and now they've got three to fight through.
Oh, it feels tricky.
It's both Carl.
He's gonna smoke their entrance.
It's Bob throwing at them.
And that's enough.
Harry, these are gonna show them the double door.
And we tie up once again.
WT?
It's not impossible, it would make sense.
I feel like Rainwink has been lights out on the rifle.
I get it, he's a, you know, playing back-play with the AWP, it's a good position.
Yeah, and you're thinking OT, like, I haven't done this once this game.
Yeah, you know, I can kind of blindside them a bit with the secondary AWP.
Yeah, you miss one shot, though, and suddenly it's a whole different round.
It's only the most important round of the game. Let's see what happens.
This always works, are you?
Oh, god!
You feel powerful saying, I can understand why that was yanked.
Yeah, then reveal it, so it just works, man.
Get away, mate.
It's only the most important game.
Oh!
Double headshot.
OK, this is the second time you're playing close cat
and just getting a freebie, really.
So the default not going the best for paravision.
The last time they climbed out of this hole
It was almost a 3D5, right? Because now there was lower 1HP.
We're going to Harry. Almost.
Best flash in the game.
He wants to go for a summoner.
Has a little look around the smoke. He nearly hits it.
Cheating ghosts.
He's made out.
No sing.
And fro.
Yeah, it's got an angle for the swing. Yeah, it's going to be able to connect. This has
fallen into place perfectly. It's only play.
All right. Just don't lose the 1v5 in your safe. You're fine. 15 and 14. You could still
close this in two.
That's crazy.
On the seventh map point.
Map point.
Dude, I, you know, I think this would actually be the more impressive way. Yeah.
In a way, you know, like Paravision woke back up. You're now into an overtime
in the fair. Whoa. He shows a lot more emotion when he's alone in the room then. And he has
Dastan standing behind him. Yeah. He knows Dastan's got to walk down the path and go
and knock on his door to go and give him a talk into it. Open prisoner threes room.
A couple of players are in the same building. Is that a massage chair in the back? A massage
I'm not sure they get five minutes in it. If they're good,
that's next to the background. That's that's that's that's
that's his chair. That's his chair. Oh brother. Okay. The
seventh opportunity Monty have had to close this out into
and secure a spot in stage two. It would be a massive feather
in their cap and we know they can do it. They started the
year by taking down the RV also in an online game but
It's a bounty
So we know they can swing for these top teams
But I think you know as tongue-in-cheek as Larry said is you know, I do think is I would agree that this is yeah
When you fumble, you know, you've had like so many six opportunities squandered to actually close out the series
You get dragged into OT by games. It's about more experienced teams such as para vision
And you then close it down that would be impressive. This is para vision like the easiest thing to do is choke
Yes, this design. This is a roster design to make. Yeah, he's got the lineup. He did miss it again on the fade
But it's fine be mass on
I'll thank your double kill and that should be this has to be it five
I'll see old it when their whole lost streak started they ended up in back-to-back really strong positions that they couldn't close out they have to
Seal the deal on this one finally be masses delivered them one hell of an advantage
That's the guy we're gonna be talking to if they win this. Oh, we know we have no time
We have to wrap this one quick Harry. So as they say in the industry 5v3 Harry wrap it up. All right
What's it gonna be for paravision they've clawed one kill back
Well, I'm gonna slow it right down
But time is of the essence here for paravision. There's 35 seconds left on the round
So all of them run out of time plenty of time on these two sides fine Afro
There's no smoke against you just don't miss
Afro with the AWP really in a situation where nothing can go on except perhaps a miss shot in this position
But as we know all those on the car rarely miss these shots flash comes in and that doesn't count
It's another charge for the body on the corner the one miss shot
Come is coming out it's a retake now instead. It's not impossible
Wifi3!
So many opportunities!
I did it!
I did it!
I did it!
I did it!
It's not!
They're on.
Just wait for those up!
Run that shit back for one more!
After it based a shot on the little circle straight, there's no way I'm gonna have this one!
Another massive advantage just...
...ripped away from Monty!
Are we surprised?
Yeah, a little bit actually. I thought that one felt pretty cut and dry.
Like, you know, 5v3.
Trying to rotate B.
Go in middle.
Because the fast movement is just hit B in that position.
No, I cannot lock him.
I should stay round to my back.
That was a 7 match points?
That's 7 match points down the bin.
You're gonna have to earn your 8-1.
You know what they say over in West Coast of England, eight times the charm.
Yep.
I was saying it goes in the West Country.
Oh.
Oh, just crazy kills.
See, this is what you said earlier, Yankee.
You said even the two-ohs for Paris vision do go as long as a three-map series.
Right now, off the course, two and a half hours deep.
We haven't even hit our third map. Luckily, Inferno is nice and fast.
Third map may hit the series.
Mr President.
Open.
I know he's there.
sort of feeling be hit right make a great position and the orb yeah that's
promising
who's only got the one so yeah jame holding this rotation to go wrong
okay so what's how is he on this side yeah what now he's on this side walked with
the op across mid just is a mad mad so good it's plays like these the new games
and now he's on that rain waker parking or feel anti-save no one denies a save
like jayme yeah does afro die to the bomb yes but i don't know how but this is
messed up man i saw a guy die here with like i think a 20 something points of
hp but that's so stupid isn't it make it make sense man especially when on a
new bus a map i would say is comparable in size to this one you can be like
Next to the bomb and take six damage
It's ridiculous like where am I supposed to go to not die to the bomb often to be bombsite in pit
You could die in pit to the APA's
If it passed for long and you're a back pit. Well, it was just a bunch of sadists man
Like they just do stuff, you know
Screw with you. Oh, no persistence
Opening from James all power throws his sidelined
same as same as inferno man like when people die on banana and the bombs on a
yeah I'm like this is just rough bro good off angle it's not paravis the
win in the series
wrap it up you go all right well it's been a great B03 obviously inferno was
quicker than we would have liked but frankly this is what it comes down to
8 or sorry 7 match points for Monty here on Dust2.
It is crazy. They are the hardest team to put away man.
They really are.
It's just some voodoo shit comes into play you know with these guys.
Like no matter how terrible they look, no matter that they're on their weakest side
or the walls and maps.
The CG side sucked.
It sucked.
It sucked.
It sucked.
Just find a way.
Like, they're paid by the round, like his job was going indebted the other day
saying like it makes sense because you would want like your team's branding out
there as much as possible on the show so you tie that like you say to them look
if you keep us on an extra hour we'll pay you a bit more money I see yeah but
they're going for like the Christmas bonus right now here's the counter to
that is if let's say some people view the brand of counter shake you play as
boring they might not tune in to begin with this isn't boring
Yeah, but that's the thing. I think, you know, in the past,
I think that's gone.
But they're pretty...
It's an empty seat now.
Oh, that's the horrible death for Azumu, who was drawn to the mid-to-B smoke.
In the meantime, B site's completely caught out.
Third map is Inferno.
For those wondering.
For those that are wondering how it's spelled, it's I-N-F-E-R-N-O.
Correct.
Can't save this.
Can't stop this either.
5-on-3, Jane.
indomitable this was 12 6 that's crazy 12 6
jayman is young the prodigies who do people he is not missed in the last
15 minutes he is not mr. bullet on that orb I see barrel drinking sodas
He's on that crystal
H2o hydrogen
Water is the best man
You have this thing in the UK, but you have like
Several brands of water and like one of them tastes real nice and yet it's like ass. Yep. I'm not alive
I've never drunk a bottle of water in the UK. Well, I only drink that water
Nothing too special
I don't know every time it's bottled water every UK just
you know that we definitely have it and in my opinion the go is buxton buxton
go it all big all big fine buxton got into some league all of it you know that
all because apparently it was just a bloke filling up from a tap in the land
in the place called buxton they explain it was so good he goes right tap all of
the go I like with extra fluoride to really yes some me to the world I
me down. Floorhead number one. How do we feel about Voss? I think I've had a bottle of that's the
bougie bottle. Yeah the glass bottle. I have enjoyed the bougie water. Fiji. Fiji is pretty tasty. Fiji's good
water. Fiji's good water. There's a water sommelier that keeps popping up on my Instagram reels.
It's crazy because Fiji water is just water from Fiji tapped. Yeah I could have bottled. Like
someone just went to Fiji. Someone just went to put it in our... Is it not a spring though?
Is it not a spring that they're like scoop it out? Yeah, but they're just helping the water and putting it into bottles. It's crazy
It's not like they're in a lab going okay, the second hydrogen. Yes. Yes. Oh, I forgot the second hydrogen shit
Well
Final chance here, but look at this position. Let's go rain week
They haven't seen it first man in since when really week Africa's first of course, because rain week is not committed to the site
That's crazy
in this over time for zero looks to be all go the distance in this series. It was like a two and
oh, you're ready for your break. You were thinking about that post game interview. Well pack it up
and get ready for a final. It's coming up next.
I'm sure, I'm sure, right one, guys we need a...
I'll push it, I'll push it, guys, you need to kill the mids, the bomb is gonna go mids from the bomb
I just smoked mid
We can push, we can push this side
Let's go, go, go
Right, I'm going to just go
Three jack, three jack
I'm in lower, yeah I'm in lower
Okay guys, come for short
Give me your flash, okay I'm gonna flash for you
They're gonna expect us to surge, cut out, cut out
I'm gonna flash
I'm gonna flash, okay I'll go 60, I'll go 60, I'm gonna flash
I'm gonna stop, guys
Nice, keep on fighting!
Let's go, let's go!
Wait for me, wait for me, wait for me!
I'm on the right side, wait for me!
Wait, wait for me!
I'm on the left side!
IH is on the left!
Nice!
Good run guys!
We can imagine the future
And our fantasy scares us.
Kadyn has been planning for 3 months.
Do you know what it is?
We need a strong roster. If I see you better, you're better.
They won't be afraid of this lifestyle until they understand it.
I can't understand him
until I meet him
I can't read him
Are you telling me that if they made playoffs, there's a chance it could destroy the entire
crowd?
Since that night, my uncle has not been the same, nor have I.
Most of his youngest nephew.
He may be the answer.
The question is, can any people face Rathar?
Face Rathar?
He's psychotic.
We present discretion treats, three bots, the vows of warra!
That bot is bad.
That bot is on target speaking. You should concept the fight.
Don't spoil my nephews so much.
Have you ever had a dream about your first joke?
Be simple.
Be direct.
Nothing fancy.
Do you know if you have the capacity to jostle back for control?
control. Alexi. An uncomfortable retake. An impossible retake.
It's unbelievable! How is this reality? I can't believe the scenes that we're witnessing
right now! He's got time! I'm not sure! Oh my god! No!
Kill me!
Consider what you're about to call an exit.
Abomination.
So that about brings us to the end of our tour.
Yeah, if you've got any questions, queries, a reminder, it is just one bedroom with the boiler just down the stairs there.
Very busy at times, it's quite a public park, there'll be a lot of people walking around.
It's a walkable area, walkable town, there is a chapel just down the road, recently undergone some renovations.
But yeah, if you've got any questions, the art does come with the place, I think you can keep these.
but not fully furnished, obviously, it's missing the bed, but it is a bedroom. Any questions?
I mean, I love it. I love it. I really do. I could see us having a family here, you know,
running around. It's such a lovely little area. It's quaint. It's exactly what we were looking
for. Now, darling, I know you're excited, but we do have the thing that's slightly
outside of our budget right now. Are you sure this is the place you want?
This is the one. This is what I've dreamed of.
I can't help but notice there are a few disturbances and noises in the local area.
Is that something that's going to be frequenting our home often?
Being a bang-in, yeah. At times you may hear something like that.
There is a little construction, but it goes on relatively frequently.
At the moment the area is kind of on the come-up as it were.
A little gentrification as it were.
But yeah, we've got a lovely little bagel shop opening up.
It's close by. There's some good discount carbon harvests. It's a lovely spot.
Fuck, no.
Eluo Tool.
Eluo strikes your doll from an industry veteran.
All right, all right, let's do this.
When your reloading is fixed in, Jason's got the tools.
Eluo Tool.
You're not gonna be able to watch me die.
All right, where is she?
This way.
Wow.
She's a beauty.
Two hundred and six year-olds monitor her.
Forty-ninety.
He must really be dog shit.
Now here's the deal.
It's midday.
We've got a couple hours of grinding before the Danish 14-year-old amers get out of school.
And I'm too old for that shit.
So I'm gonna need a home-cooked meal delivered to me,
and that's what I'm gonna take a nap.
What do you wish?
At about 9 p.m. I'm gonna wake up.
I'm gonna wake up, I need two ice-cold monsters delivered, I need four bananas, we're gonna play throughout the night.
The D-Gen schedule.
That's the Elo tool specialty, I know Russian, a little bit of French, and I'm well versed in multiple British dialects.
Have you changed your sheets?
The sheets?
Yeah, I'm gonna need a fresh set of sheets for my bed.
Excuse me, that's my bed, and my girlfriend will be sleeping there.
Yeah, yes she will.
Mate, I'm not a fucking cuck.
Oh, you're not? I mean, I'm already using her.
I don't really see the difference.
The difference? Absolutely not!
For this to work, I need you to be all in, so that I can be all in.
No pun intended.
Maybe next time.
Fucking hell, Bar, you're solid.
Wait, wait!
You can guarantee the yellow full service all around baby
Make it quick
Or why will
Hey, babe, I'm home
I
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Damn guys, we almost had this.
Try and go with that Silver.
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Experiencing real strategies against teams of your skill, learn more at fce.gg.epo.
And it's a perfect end!
But what is this guy doing?
This is madness!
What a hell of a game.
One hell of a game we are here to witness.
Most of us, in fact all of us,
thought this was going to end on Dust2,
especially when the score was 12-6.
Monty were given a handful of opportunities
and then an extra finger in order to take it into,
however, paravision, as Janko puts it,
a hard to put away team.
that's been a trait of James's teams throughout history, throughout his career.
So now we'll see. Does Monty have the mental resilience necessary to come back
after not taking advantage of seven match points? They could have been in
stage two already. Feet up, celebrations all around, fizzy drinks.
Why did it work?
It's a charm to hear fizzy drinks in your voice.
Fizzy drinks for all.
They're hand pops.
They'll have to play Infernal against Paravish.
And you want the worst signed here for Monty?
They haven't played this map with this roster.
They haven't played this map since last year.
Since they had it real.
They could be going to any map.
They're fucked.
Like, honestly, you lose a game like that.
What do you do?
They won the first map point today where they had. Oh, don't say that. I don't want you're not allowed to say that
Yeah, that's not or a boros the snake that's eating itself. It is that chokes less than one. Oh
All guys all guys
They really they have me in the second half not gonna lie the voice comes as well
Like it was like, you know the first couple of slip-ups were some of them
It was like five ways. It wasn't fun. It wasn't
Because the one the worst was the first couple of post-boss they had those are the closest row is the best rounds
Yeah, you had an advantage you have numbers you had bombed down and it all just slips away
And now you're up against Paravision who have just done like they've had such an affirming dust to
Yeah, we don't lose. We don't lose
And they did it on
their worst side
Yeah, I've never done I'm sad you shared the trousers story thing last map because I think if you ever went on would I lie to you I
Could see what's the fellow Hugo who hosts that?
Rob Briden Rob Briden I could see Rob Briden just be like they bring him into the studio and as he's always it
How do you well?
Well, we're doing it. We're doing it. Welcome back to was I Alex's
Trouserless assailant?
Yes.
Or, you know, like...
I left my trouser...
No way, I'm going to the Irish...
I was so upset.
I've left my trousers.
Oh, I left my trousers.
That's my third pair.
I just don't like it anymore.
That's my third pair of trousers.
Oh, man.
You are good at that. You are really good at that.
Thank you. I watch a lot of Irish people.
What, like, in your window?
On the street.
Whenever they're out there
No trousers. No trousers. They're always
Trousers a trouser. Let's say land in a Swedish hotel, and you know
I'm not making assumptions, but I just didn't think it would be something I'd experience here in Stockholm. No, just
It's unique. It's a unique story. Jason had his phone stolen a pair of trousers. He got his phone back. He just had to pay for it
Oh, I think I've stolen it.
It's all back to him.
It's more like a hostage situation.
It doesn't remove the stealing if you buy it back.
Do you think that thieves or criminals have either a telegram group or some social media just for them?
You know, like some ways of...
I think Freya is on the Hall of Fame when it comes to a person to steal her phone.
Yeah.
Why, has it happened many times?
Yeah, hasn't it? For the last couple of months.
The whole situation where she dropped her phone, and it was all soggy and wet.
Where did she drop it?
I don't remember, but I remember her like, we were talking about putting it in rice and shit.
Like, you know, that's not rice and shit.
Rice and shit.
It's a powerful combo.
Eat like a pokeball.
Pokeball.
It's for the chips.
You got a friend in the background playing some.
It's Kim's favourite.
Premier.
Prey is on a solo queue, Prey.
He's playing with people who are not speaking English.
Well, Dust2.
So look, your experience, innit?
We were just on Dust2, remember that?
Yeah.
It was a long order, Dust2.
12, 6, to 19, 17, whatever it could have been.
What's the hold up, guys?
19, 7, we're waiting for Monty.
Monty, are we dying?
Monty, I'm giving up.
Do what they want.
Some of them might never come back.
Yeah, no, that PCH is that they've just held down
the power button.
They won't be coming back.
Zoo.
And I'm like, wait, there's a thermo?
We didn't win Dust2.
Do you only have a couple of 5v3's? What? We lost that game? We lost both of them?
Dude, the 5v3 at, what, 15-14?
Oh, yeah, better or worse than the one at 12-7.
I don't know, I think the BMAS like getting killed was long.
I think when you have the two post-plants in your history and then you get to the 15-14 overtime,
surely knowing you fucked it up, that's the best time to not fuck it up again.
Well, I think the 12-7 one was the biggest.
fuck up the 15-14 one was a little bit out of their head like they could they have played it better yes
also came just how play them yeah jame got into the zone but
no rainmaker going all the way t-spawn into suicide in the 5v3 as we got one kill bro just go
over b you know i don't think that monty hay is too much here you know they do have a
gimsey as i like to call him gimsey not not not gizmy gimsey as i like to say gimsey
you know i thought he was doing well you know i'm in monty sure that they definitely should
I can't remember anyone asking for your opinion rush. Can you stay in your lane?
Rush, I'm sorry about that man. That was nice. It was actually I thought it was quiet. We have four people here
Well, I liked I like pretty shed of the impoverished. It was nice to see him see boys. Nice to see sick back
We can finally talk Lord of the Rings
No Henry finally because like Hugo and Henry would team up because they both they both think it's really cool
They haven't watched it. I never said that I just
I just
You have a thing now
You get this whole thing was like I watched the first film but I didn't feel like watching
the others
Oh that's like the worst one
Which I mean it's also just crazy who gets all good in their own way
Yeah they're all good
They all have that charm
You don't get one film in and then be like that's enough
Yeah no if anything you immediately put the camera on
I get it they have this ring I don't need to know how that all wraps up
You know
The good guys will win
Dude the uh the boys will win
I reckon I could show you the, like, Theodyn's speech, you know, before the...
There's spoilers, please.
They run down the right of the row room.
That gets me going.
Did the whole Borromean situation not...
Yes, dude.
Come on, man. That's such a good scene.
And the way it's filmed, the sense of scale, even in that one fight, man, with, like, the...
It was made at the perfect time.
It was made at the perfect time.
Are we all, are we worried at all about, like, the whole, the hunt for Gollum?
because I know it's...
They're all terrible.
No, but they're making the new...
Yeah, but he was already... he's too obsessed with CGI, man.
I'm also worried because they...
He thinks CGI is better than what he had in the original trilogy and that's just wrong.
Because who have they recast?
I think Viggo Mortensen is coming back.
Really? I didn't hear about it.
No, he's the one they recast.
And it's the Gandalf... what's his name?
Ian McKellen.
Ian McKellen.
He's back?
He's back.
As a result...
older now. Gandalf's not going to be doing much. Apparently he's kind of like overseeing
the situation like a dispatch consultant. Oh my god, I didn't know this was happening.
So this is confirmed. This is happening. A feature length movie. The origin. The Argonne
who's known as Strider because it's set for Lord of the Rings. With Gandalf's help,
help looking for Gollum. Oh that's hope. They ruined the Rings of Power. I mean
It brings the power though, that's an amazing watch.
I know, but it's really rough.
Think about the Orc family.
Yeah, what do you want to think about the Orcs family, bro?
They're just little innocent creatures of evil trying
to raise their kids.
I never thought about Orc children, like, ever.
Not once.
Dude, and then they changed Gladriol into some warrior beast.
Oh, really?
But she was actually, you know, the whole way, you know, like...
There's just some really fringe dialogue, too.
Yeah, okay, I haven't watched it. I haven't watched it.
Oh, wait, you mean in the Rings of Power?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Like, the whole thing was, you know...
Boss girl.
Yeah, yeah, and there she is, a bit of a girl boss.
Which is cool.
It's good to have bosses.
In a way.
Woke-minders.
Here's our boss right now.
Fraggin' up a storm, France spears, on the long south.
That's an actual girl, but...
One versus three.
Can't tell. Four.
Four versus one.
Four versus one. It's an unalusable...
Don't bomb down right now, dude.
One of the British gives me.
Gimsy.
Gimsy.
We call him.
Me and Lash.
Don't get the bomb here.
Has the bomb.
Oh, she's got the bomb.
Wait, oh, she's CT?
Oh, it's...
No!
Nice!
Nice!
Come on, Freya!
This is for her rank.
She gets her rank.
Oh, sure. This is it.
The last one she needs.
This is the win to get her rank. Oh my god, that's hype
We have five players in five sides. It just did the night round as well. Okay. I'm glad Yanko's paying attention
perished
Hence the city star
Paravision farms remembers
I'm just back in the drafts, I think
I'm still fighting the urge to do para para I did
Well, it's just on the top of my brain to me to you all right barry was it barry barry charry and pull all
Rest in peace rest in peace. They did like a DJ set when I was at uni. Yes
They kept that up all the way through to the end. That was a thing to the end respect
Have you guys seen this latest?
research paper article from eSport charts about like
like the viewership for global events, like ST events, the percentage of viewership from
the region and so on. No? No? UK accounts for 1.3% of it. So if you could cut on the
in-jokes and the British subculture, 98.7% of the viewer base would appreciate it.
Alright, so let's just keep it completely neutral. Don't, in any way, refer to anything
that you as a person have experienced and instead focus only on the game exactly okay you nailed it
got it well luckily there's another 300 which is a pound of it
glorp glorp that is actually true neutral you know we should start chatting that in a clutch
come on everyone chat up with mom i can't hear you let's make this one special glorp glorp
I can't hear you! One more time!
Once you've done a couple of globs, you're already committed. You have to keep going.
It's true. Yeah, once you've done it more than once, alright.
Once I have one glob, you have to have two.
Alright, we're in. Third map, Serious Business, Monty.
They just threw away a big old lead. 12-6.
ended up losing on us too well you'd have loved that girl wouldn't you I would
have really made life pretty sweet I feel like they're cooked I don't know if
you can bounce back now they have a lot of needs I think they can you know like
a good start will help if you get to winning again all of a sudden you're
just focused on the task at hand and on the game right but let's say they lose
a 5E3 in the pistol.
Yeah.
Then, then, then.
It all comes back.
Wait, rushing back.
I've got an ATT one.
Yeah, I noticed that.
He's losing.
They're getting the bomb site though.
Uh-uh.
See ya.
Right?
That's the end of the road for Gimzi or whatever we said.
Gimzi.
Oh, Gimo.
the local at the old spoons
could they, would they, will they?
will they?
they might
perhaps
may chance
they have to
spawn take here from monty and the post plant
re-exec coming in from
east side, that's a running gun headshot
player manager, get behind the oranges
but they're all falling like flies
okay
as you know inferno was based in Auckland
I've buy from this he's in the re-take
Riki Yanco
Real with it
Thank you only a certain
Americans are watching so could you cool it with the American remarks, please?
And this time off stage
Clean shit
anyone bro that's walking and smiling they weren't doing any of that earlier
having a great time they just realized if they make this series long enough they
won't have to practice after so that was just the goal they can't handle another
rubbing from Dustin you think Dustin lets it off if it finishes too late no
way. It's just a three hour watch review in this game. Imagine they'll just straight
out to the game and rewatch that stuff. Oh yeah, 0.25.
He marred that stuff as the extended car loaded the rings on. Yeah. In the massage chair.
In the massage chair. Oh never mind, they're back. This would feel good. Winning this
that would feel good losing a two on four though that would be quite the opposite of good
which they're not going to do they're actually going to piece out and keep their guns which is
logically driven. Not an easy sight to retake, none of them are on Inferno.
Is Inferno the best map in the poor? Confirmable to know.
No, and I? Comfortably no. I saw Yankee you were a bit of an Inferno
Apologist I mean, I don't hate inferno. Just not the best map in the pool that's mapping the pool is no yes, I agree
Base oh yanker have you played because I know you never used to like a new best that much
But have you played it now with the window? That's a little bit. I
Kind of love it with the window actually. I feel like it was a really good change
It's more fun for pugs, but yeah do more wild things like going and just fighting for water control
Everyone is actually kind of sick now as CT's
Okay, I like that.
Ooh, James is not happy, bro.
That doesn't, that didn't look like just, you know, calming.
That looked like...
In front of you.
That looked like he was saying in Russian, you know,
told good guys, don't worry about it.
Okay, that was the important round of the game.
It was on this very map that Lyme would say.
Okay, this is good for Monty. This is nice for Monty.
Oh, guys, thank you so much. Thanks for comfort.
Oh, yeah. The fortress being built is great.
Oh, yeah. Are you going to straddle him, Hugo?
I'm leaving you all to my head for a second.
Would you like him to, Harry?
I feel, yeah, you're going to sit there and watch the animals.
No, we always end up back here.
This is so great when Harry's in his little chair, like you get the whole couch for yourself.
See, it's good for everyone.
Everyone wins.
I just need a drink with an umbrella in it.
Like a blue lagoon.
Get out of there.
Notice got so much responsibility. This time they've learned that last week.
Oh yeah, you think you're nading that?
Get out of there.
If he lives any longer, I'm in prayer.
ISB-8K, triple-8K.
Gimsy the nade king.
Rush has broken my brain with that one.
I have like slight, it's not confirmed, but dislikes here, I think.
Do you?
So sometimes I read names wrong.
So it's always been Gimsy to me.
Yeah, okay.
So I'm sorry.
Do you have any others that you kind of, you have your own pronunciation for?
I'm not even going to try to say Player Five's name.
name play a fire it's gonna it's gonna be all baby squirrel no this guy oh yeah
that's baby squirrel is it yeah that's what it means oh that's cute baby
squirrel baby squirrel
baby squirrel
We kind of lost our energy guys, we've lost our energy.
We talked about like, will Monty be able to recover?
Air vision up until 12.6 and thus too, they weren't having a good day, we were not looking
like themselves, there was mistakes all over the place, struggles, frustration, losing
the second round isn't going to help any of that.
It is a tech port.
they have what it takes now yeah that's true you don't need more analysts we need
like a sports psychologist for the desk you know with how much we talk about
confidence it's true you know so it would be cool
Harry yes rush you tell that joke you told me yesterday it's pretty good which
what you want. Oh, not the. I've got some dad jokes. I got a Christmas. Oh, I go find
them.
I ended up on the. It's like a I don't know how I ended up here, but it's like a German
humor subreddit. Of course, German. And it got to like the top of the funniest reddit.
And it was like, you know, when people draw the country's flags, but like their little
people like talking or whatever to each other like cartoon and it was like the German flag asking
Switzerland says like hey Switzerland I can't find Belgium anywhere
Switzerland goes oh we make the best chocolate and then Belgium appears
It's a German room.
Yes.
See, it's good, right?
Love that.
A little bit.
Kind of funny.
Because basically, right?
Yeah.
I'm listening.
Oh.
Because like Belgians, they also make chocolate, right?
Yeah.
And they think their chocolate's like really good.
So when the Swiss guy says that, the Belgian must have heard it from another person.
must have heard it from another room or something and then he barges in because I'll just he's
probably gonna say like no we make it
oh it's good it's good thank you rush that was nice okay this is called this one it's
got difficult difficulty tears this is maximum deathness okay and it's why did the scarecrow
win an award
Um, wait, what are you saying?
No, just tell us.
He was outstanding in his field.
That's actually good man, that is good, he was outstanding in his field.
Someone has sent into the mail bag what the tattoos are.
Oh good, okay, I'm actually curious.
What does it say?
I'm just going to read this, assuming it's true.
Kange characters for the word sin and punishment tattooed on them.
Castan made him get them.
Oh, Castan did them.
Prison cell.
It really is.
Okia revenge man girl or something.
Oh, there we go.
Ok.
Sin and punishment.
Okia.
Yep.
Other brands are available.
Okia.
What a place.
What a place
Do you have any IKEA furniture in your like UK flag my old player
What do you what did you get from there? Did you get the little shark? What's it called like grunt grunt great?
That's great. It's Swedish. Wow. You learned new words for this grunt Apple
Grunt
Baby grunt ask grunt ask grunt obviously. It's good
What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie?
You got this one.
You got this one.
Your pronunciation sucks guys.
Fish wearing a bow tie.
I think you're the fish I know.
So fishedicated.
Oh!
Rush, I didn't hear you laugh.
Rush?
I was good though. No, you didn't like it. It was like an internal.
Okay Rush, this one's just for you. Can you solve this one?
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
They're too small, innit?
They are pretty small, innit?
I don't know, you've got to tell me.
Why? It's because they make up everything.
Oh, my god.
That's actually pretty good.
That's a good grown-up.
That is good. I like that one.
You can have that one for free
I'm gonna pretend that's my own actually
Someone asked in the mail bag, who do you think will collapse first, Liquid or BCG?
That's funny because they've already both collapsed
They just have to keep going, don't they?
Who did one of the pool brothers fight?
The pool brothers
We're back on!
We're back!
Dwayne the Rock Johnson
It was not Dwayne the Rock Johnson
Do I know the pool brothers?
They check Paul Logan Paul.
Logan Paul?
Oh Paul, I had P-O-O-L-E.
Like Jordan.
Gary and Paul.
Yeah.
Oh.
Sorry about that, Janko.
We won't talk about that again.
Let's get back into the game.
Monty lost the pistol, won the second and the following.
Now we're back on into the action.
The first Inferno of the year.
Scratching off the ring rust.
How do you get rid of ring rust?
Scratch it.
Apparently so.
Ring one.
That's going to...
Oh!
That's audacious from his way.
Madness.
And it won't work.
Oh dear.
Round over.
You said every window is a door.
Well.
No arm is a doorway to nothingness.
It's a magic card.
I was looking to build a deck around.
I've got a Pants.
Nice camera.
You know, given the whole lack of trouser situation.
I've got something related to that.
and golf is why another one you're a fan of golf joke why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants
you know this you know one he had a hole in one in case he got a hole in one
yes no that's pretty good too i was gonna say oh because you sweat so much walking from like
It's a really dead, real answer.
Either that or because it was going to get caught in the wheels of the golf cart.
Something stupid-ass like that.
That would have sucked, yeah.
Alright, Paravision.
I think Paravision is the one that's the artillery now.
I think Monty actually have the mental edge.
P-Vision.
P-Vision.
It's resisting the temptation to sing the song.
Screw you, man.
Now, obviously, this game won't really go live until 10-10.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is just like a whole new game.
We're just buying time.
I don't really get started.
Or in case Monty is in a lead until Pirate gets to 10.
Yeah.
I'll just start a few rounds to make it interesting.
People have been saying the last time they lost a series while winning on map was September last year.
Well, the last time they lost a map while winning 10 rounds was in 1987.
1987.
That's when Rez won the O2WP.
Absolutely.
Same here.
It was a good year for Rez, the last good year for Rez.
That's what the kids are saying these days, isn't it? 8-7.
I've lost my mind after that. Everything's gonna sit fine.
You can say fucking anything.
Not a lot of nades left on the side of Monty to finish this round.
so a small for not is gonna come down will they beat it they'll try yellow
little messy track no to burning you should be okay it's like this shit
bolly is that the one you're saying it's like a random spread it's like I've
just tried it and server and it's like dude if you're same lineup same line
if you're a pixel off it can either land or it can miss and it's like nice
one come on Monty you have to do better than that yeah that is a bit of
Oh, yeah. Grievous misdeed.
General, it's the bees!
Where was Beemus, man? Come on, man!
What the hell?
You're 3v3, Ellie.
Your guy's planting, you're not covering ruins.
That's Bushley, man.
Send him to the forest.
Look at the elves.
Who threw that Molly, guys?
Who's at the back there?
Who's on top?
The fact that those chunks allowed to get away with their issues, apparently.
Okay, I'll take it back.
Yeah, I'll tell you.
No, that's equalised. That's right, they're still equilibrium right now.
Everyone is equally as pissed off.
It's just like everyone was playing really...
They were all on the same page, making some good individual moves,
feeling themselves on Dust2 and then...
Now that's gone.
Oh yeah. Long gone.
On Johns
Call a man. I've got a great pair of jeans
You don't just want to give me a trousers. Do you?
Well, did he he offered to pay for that if that was I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah
Like hey, can I buy you a nice miss a memo man? That's 200 years available a million dollar man
I could have got his phone money back
And then buy back
I'm not selling a guy my trousers man.
Not even if it's a crazy good offer.
What if a guy walks up to you and says, I'll give you 5,000 euros for your trousers right
now.
You'd be stupid though.
No, I'm either giving them away or I'm not giving them at all.
That's a crazy deal.
Like, you're the return.
Probably like a 30 euro penalty.
Yeah, for a why.
Oh, he's just gonna.
I wonder if you could have upsold, like...
I'll sell you one for this much, but one leg, if you buy ten!
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now we're looking that corner.
Are you sure?
Oh...
Locking J.M.F. is team up.
Crumbling.
J.M. gets found and could go back to the bomb as deep as he can, so no.
Scrap that.
Close.
Stand here in the hide.
Oh yeah, you're right.
I'm gonna kill right now, but not allowed.
Oh, it's close. But no to ain't giving you this fight.
Afro. Hey, hold on to his AWP. Good shots.
Necessary. First time out called by Monty, just a chance to try and iron out some of
the kinks.
That stand on the mug. Let's see if he uses the full day. Oh no, it's a conversation.
I do love this new feature, don't you?
Yeah, I noticed talking a lot of them these times, I always notice.
Yeah.
James, the consummate professional, of course, with the perfectly framed webcam.
He's done well there.
Yeah.
I'll do it, creator.
Yeah, exactly.
Only saves.
That little nick that's the way he's playing on, it does seem like such a powerful
position when you find yourself there.
for like you can catch the bulk players off guard with an uncrouch head triangle over the truck
i think it's coke man wall again yeah who's one come on e
it's early days have vision to talk to each other again they're not desk slamming
none of that they're not really the desk slam type
Are they?
Head and hands, most of them.
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
Head and hands are mulled.
Yeah.
Not good for you, Molled.
I want to bring back a bit more of, like, the people who are, like, breaking things.
Headsets, my small hands.
No, how's that? There's a lot less fun.
The device stopped punching his monitor.
He got bad.
Actually, that is.
Did you embrace the dark side?
Okay, almost.
Look how he was on it.
I don't know how.
I love that part a lot of the way. Gandalf says that.
What?
Raise the dark side. Yeah, it's good.
What a star track. So good.
Oh, that's going to be fun.
Damage.
Another smattering of the marsh.
5v4.
E is empty.
Notes. Again, it's poor lad. It's just consistently set up to some impossible D tasks.
possible, B-Tas. Can't be playing like this, constantly being in retake B positions. This
is full retake B, he's not even on the site. There's no way, I think this round's over.
Right. That's your smoke spamming too, your T-Mart, Archer. There's a lurker in out.
He just makes the hero fail, if he gets two or three, then they'll might leave out.
They don't even come through. He'll do this all the time. Okay, I'll give it
Oh, but to be fair to know I would have waited to see if they fumbled this too
They've done it enough. Maybe they just forget to plant or something bad smoke or something
I guess this is where rain waker can kind of you know do his lucky boy things
Yanker we the stage in the game where a hunts good. I don't see many
pennies in the pocket. Well, they don't have... They can't really hunt. Yeah, they can't. I mean,
he can stick around somewhere here and if the city is overextended, you know, maybe you can
catch someone, but you're not gonna go out-boiler and, you know, go looking into it. Also,
because there's too many of them alive, so they have a... they can cover a lot of different
spots. And you just be giving an AK away, messed up. So this is the only kill of the round.
Check it out on the replay.
That was the miss.
Oh, this is the only miss of the round.
Check it out on the replay.
What?
Just one?
Yes.
Here's the only kill of the round.
Check it out on the replay.
There it is.
It's flawless.
Mineral time.
Damn, this muscle relaxes.
They're working.
I know I can tell.
Oh, a straight qualizer, has we?
I mean it's grass.
We're all lying down.
This is what happens when you...
I just... I gave everything.
I gave everything on Dust2.
I really did.
The coffee is making me more tired.
That was that with him.
It's all downhill from here. It's all on Dust2.
You need to get on the...
...the roster or whatever.
There's a couple more hip thrusts here.
Come on now, show me how it's done.
The CT side comeback going to him.
Yeah, it's destroyed as narrow worldviews.
I thought I knew.
Thumbs up, I did.
Like a kid there.
Sure.
Come on, someone.
Do something.
They can see him.
Yeah, they killed him.
You're in trouble now.
S-A-V-E.
You ain't got economy.
You're saving.
Hey, hey.
You're saving.
Finally, Perrigan deciding to fight a bit more
for that top banana control.
What made it more fun is if it was the Slalom witch trials.
Slalom, actually.
Yeah, like, back and forth a bit.
It's right over here.
Yeah, Tron 3D5.
What are you talking about?
Tron 3D5.
Oh, they're doing it!
They have just 3D5.
You're not saving.
Well, Jame is.
Oh, what?
Still doing it.
How come not to not get that kill?
There's a couple of those happening right now.
You got a new message in the email bag, Harry, for you.
What is it?
It's from the email address.
My God, he's a by-woof.
Best in the game at Proton Mail.
Yes. I just delxed him.
He's the by-woof.
I'm sorry about that.
That's actually a pretty good email.
and his name is my god, he's a byword.
He says, I noticed something concerning,
I noticed something concerning Paravision versus Monty.
It appears Harry is simultaneously casting the game
and playing on Monty under the AES Gizmy.
If true, this is a clear breach of tournament integrity
and should be addressed immediately.
Harry, can you confirm what the nine
that you are playing under the AES Gimzi.
What gear am I wearing?
Impeccable utility usage.
I think it was, yeah, 500 HE damage on Dust2.
I remember that, that was like, that feels like yesterday.
You should always excuse me, let me.
Oh, we're your team comps.
He's the type of team I love to play on Inferno.
I'm just killing the Jigglers and run.
Killing the Jigglers.
That's what I am.
That's what RFK wants to do, isn't it?
I don't know man, you're your algorithm is
I don't even know what you're talking about
You lost me there
Killing the Gingys
Gingys
What did you say?
Gingys
Oh God
Cut me off
That's probably your biggest fan email again his email is my god. He's a
God he's I want to see gizmy
Show me
Gimsie I mean one and four he is kind of ginger. Yeah, he has got kind of like a face skin
I it's giving Harry hair. Oh nice smoking spawn there
nice cat shake
How many rounds did you think no to just this happens he just goes up there be
Yeah, surely it sucks to play this way like
Just another a-stack you lost around
Wait unicorn round maybe
Okay, well good work from James. He's done well there he pulls across there they get extra gun it was all part of the plan
The accountant strikes again, they just get a lose a bunch by letting them in B, and then they just switch it on
They really are.
This is exactly the sort of thing that you don't see happen to Paravigio.
You know, lose the second round and then also lose a 5v3 as CT.
And just those two rounds could be enough to send Monty through to stage 2.
But we'll see. We've seen this movie before just three hours ago and thus two.
That's the thing, Acura, the CT side.
I just let him down every time, only when it's needed.
In T spawn do they have like the anti-fist spikes, they just name play it in this harry.
That's good, that's good.
They should like put your face cam at the bottom where we're spacking him.
Yeah, where's the harry face cam?
I'm making insane requests.
That is an insane request actually, yeah.
We all have a doppelganger, yeah.
One, there's one person who's like the evil twin of you out there.
Who's for you, Alex?
Nysim.
Nysim?
Yeah, my boy Nysim.
We've got very similar facial features.
Hugo, it's Sira.
OK.
It actually is Sira, but it's a good show.
Oh, is it?
It's a good show.
OK.
Who's that?
Who's yours?
Yanke.
What?
Anyone looks like Yanke?
And it's low, obviously.
Oh, Stan.
Oh, actually.
Shout, it's not a bad shout like that. If you gave Stanislaw like a mohawk
Then they look exactly the same
Connor has like scrawny that is yeah, and DDP is no I'm like that and QZ. Yeah
Oh
Jane getting
destroyed
Those are getting to play the game
Watch out
We're liking when he's hungry
You might get a chance
How many like bounce rocks here there might be a conversation you can see Rain Waker is primed and ready to catch them on their rotation
Surprise the aren't straight going into same mold
Rain Waker creeping in
Hi you're gonna lose it all boys. It's gonna lose all your pennies
Oh your weaponry
Suddenly we're on we're on oh my gosh. Yeah, this is the round sugar
We should probably turn up the decibel so apro the back of the side with the a2p, and it's over
Hang on baby squirrel
Saging squirrel
Maybe squirrels Harry go man. Look at him. He's popping off right now
I didn't notice after that request he made as unreasonable as it is they pointed a camera at me, which is making me nervous
I'm gonna do it. Oh, no
Harry in his chair. Oh
Look at them. I mean actually like
Hang on, you know angle on one shoulder devil on the other. Yo, this is kind of sick. Actually, can you move for your back?
Okay.
Whoa.
Hang on.
Wait, hold.
We can see the effects of the hip thrust.
Yeah, well now.
Okay, wait, line it up again.
Yeah.
Actually?
It's kinda good, man.
It's kinda dead on.
I could, right now, it's like I'm speaking.
Now I really feel like I'm on the horse rank,
what I just did.
Yeah.
Well, I think it's gonna be good.
Right about now.
I'm on the Ibermectin diet.
Kill all jigglers.
Let's stop saying that.
We baited the men and killed them.
That's like a harry pot.
We baited the men and we killed them.
After a love's play against teams like this one in front of them.
I've been told to stop.
I've been told to stop!
I've been told to stop!
It's also... how is that ever stopped?
How can you feel confident to repeat what Harry has said?
You know, God knows what it is.
Oh, whoa.
I mean, finally, now it's just got help on B.
That's nice, but now, of course,
they're gonna be in the A side, the under-guarded A side.
Just James and his friend on the side.
Izmy is in spawn
After waiting for that jiggle peek
Ready to kill whoever does it
That's the plan
He's gonna do it. Come on, James. Give him a jiggle. Give him what he wants
First jiggle's free
That's how they get you
No, I think she loves me
through the nose.
Oh, that's tough.
Yeah, that's tough.
OK, good. How do you play that up?
What do you do? Stick a finger in there
and breathe in?
No, just more tranquilizer.
More tranquilizer.
More tranquilizer, yeah.
That's how they used to speak to me.
Radar coming.
How long do you give a tanky to learn Morse code from zero
if it was like, you know...
Is it like life or death?
I don't think it's that hard what that's words do you know yeah, but like people in the past away dumber than I know
You're not actually saying like
You just said something really rude and mosque, you know, I'm pretty sure that's SOS
I
But like if I gave you a call I had to speak most code for like privacy reasons for privacy reasons no one can ever
Okay, I had to kind of like it's like our secret code behind you in prison. You know waiting to use
When has James ever nearly
Considered raising his fist get bullshitted though. That's crazy
like
Yeah, you got to save the violence till you see the rest of the guys in their house
Oh, you heard it.
Yeah, this is a damn good T-Song of a mod team.
And now they're gonna get a form.
No, it's a play in the game now.
Very different situation than you used to.
Oh, beautiful.
And then he is done.
Wait, that's not gonna be on his way.
Gizmi's committing.
Block smoke, they're gonna disrespect this.
Go on.
Yeah, he's gonna unload his mag, though.
Just very well, but the trade is good.
Bemus has opened up the B site.
Rain Waker's dead to his way.
Okay.
Makes it interesting at least.
It does. It really does.
We've got Nades.
Oh, you're dead.
dead whoa nice flick beautiful unwinnable for themus oh it's very well done
parry vision parry parry vision they're back they're playing we're going to a
break
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
and that's what it is!
Listen to me, listen to me, please. Ready, flash and Molly?
Yeah, yeah, one, two, three. Flash.
Pull, pull, pull, pull!
On the side, on the side.
I watch CT.
I'm on CT.
I'm on CT.
I'm on CT.
New box, new box.
I'm on CT.
Needing him, needing him.
Dead, dead.
Nice.
Come on, I got you.
I'm coming, hold for me please.
I'm anti-flash.
A, Slammer of a game here
as I wait for the beat to drop
and A, we go again.
Yeah, Jame.
Oh.
Oh, you're looking a little triggered.
Those were good comms, I like that.
He's saving that for Nota.
I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
Yeah, I like that.
Listen to me because they're all coming in. They're coming in hot and they're coming in with a point of proof here on the third
I'm pretty choked the last game. So right now. They're in a great position
Right where he wants him in the league in the league over confident over confident stage two on the line
Half-time break was three minutes gave Dustin enough time to run into each of their houses
give him a stern talking to and
And initiate operation come back. It begins with a pick in middle and a weakened bombsite B-mass alone
Oh, not a bad way for him to start though gets away from the molotov as well
Why be able to secure a second see a locked out. It's down already take a 3d3 so back
Kiss me he's been active in the comms
My brother.
That's three.
Flash.
To me.
To you.
To me.
Oh, right into the crossfire.
It's a no-go zone.
And a pistol round picked up the paravision.
James has him right where he wants him.
Yes, indeed.
on time friend of the show Alex she rich returns to the microphone like a
star you find out if they are one again I did not actually inquire and I feel
bad about it already actually should have asked I think she did it looked
like it was going well did she have like a good vibe about her she's locked
I can't see him, we can't check the ramp.
My headset's on the other side now, feels weird.
The audio might be wrong.
Maybe it's wrong?
Have you read?
This is eSports and how to spell it.
That's the wrong side.
Yeah, technically.
But I'm a rebel, without a cause.
That's the movie, right?
With Cleesewood?
Sounds right, I think.
It hurts.
What did you hear?
I don't know what I heard.
Clint Eastwood.
Yeah, he's the guy.
Clint.
Great song.
Wood.
No.
Don't worry.
He's still glowing, man.
What's he doing now?
Directing something again.
He's like, almost 100.
Wow.
Like 93 years.
James Dean, you idiots.
James, you're a p-man.
You're the block party.
We'll get that in do like that. I was listening today randomly. Yeah
They do that one, which is like
What am I miss? We can work on this everything we can warm up right where he wants to warm up
We're on track for the usual. Yeah, you can just stop whatever until it's 10 10. Yeah, cool
Because I feel like I have the usual way to have my mojo for a minute and then like Austin powers it stolen as we did just disconnect
It wasn't one of all but you can't do that. I feel he realized he needs to add revolver to the loadout
He has to have it in there
Okay
I'll go to tech pause. That's just what we need it actually. I think that's exactly what we the dog toward it
So this is the first game of a four match day. Just to remind everyone
It's already no three match day match day of a four match day. Let's wait. Let me try again. It's of a three match day
Yes, indeed Alex. Let's look at some skins. Let's take him for a spin. Do we do a B stream update?
We haven't touched it all day haven't but I don't know if we're allowed to I'm going to do it and you can't stop
I got Hugo go on then
We had a very good rule, but for the day.
Astralis managed to 2-0 3D Max.
Okay.
That progresses Astralis to stage two.
They took a dominant win, dropping 11 rounds across two maps,
featuring Overpass and another phenomenal T-side from Astralis.
Can we keep the music going, guys?
It was really adding to my vibe, to my jam.
Thank you.
Simon?
Yeah, what's up?
I love music, but at some point, there's a song that Armageddon playing that I'm particularly a fan of.
Do you know it's called like midnight something, but it's the one that goes like
Whisky sour. Yeah, I'll find a name. Yeah, if we could just put that on at some point
This is a reminder on a little big planet. Did you ever play that? I've never played that, but it does sound like that
Meanwhile on the B stream and IP raging into overtime against you. You guessed correct game mean gladiators
I mean gladiators the Garmin gladiators they were in the Garmin the Brazilians pick and they are into overtime NIP
Still playing the game. I think we could leave the music on
We hear around with I don't know if we can because of the whole
Where we do them?
Yeah, but he ultimately Simon can press whatever button he wants. I'm not getting Simon fired. I do like my job
Yeah, that's fair. I can't have music during rounds. No, okay, because unless you play it through your phone into the mic
Simon didn't say no, I do whatever Simon says. That's literally the rules
Tried we did try we also we didn't try we try we can do our best renditions right even if they were really good
See, like that's almost like if I should have zammed that right now.
What song is that?
Maybe take some rest Hugo, you know?
Yeah, alright.
Get a cup of water or something.
Can you feel like you're just my piece of-
He was doing the elevator thing.
It was good.
Oh.
Yeah.
What was it?
I knew what was up Hugo.
I think it was great and I don't think you should listen to it.
Don't let the haters get you to the mic.
He knew my mic so.
Did you have to get your mic?
Oh wait, I just heard him say that.
You did pride to me for your speaking.
Uh huh.
I've just decided cough buttons were up for me now.
I've given up on it. It's nice. It's liberating.
It always is way over here.
Yeah, yours is miles away.
I don't want to have to turn around every time I'm in a cop and signal to lean all the way.
Or just point your face towards him as you cough, you know?
Big wide eye, yeah.
I usually wait till the doctor's holding my balls before I cough.
No, didn't like that. Little Dr. Jerk.
Oh, I like that. Alright, meet me again time, please. I won't.
That was...
Thank you.
That was a round of silence, that's all you could do.
Kill three.
Hey, good to you.
I think the round's gonna get good now. Look at this.
Early banana control, and as we know,
when you get early banana control, the first thing you want to do,
is leave it.
What did he mean by this?
Well, like a Dr. Jerk, it was kind of going for like a medical...
I got a medical joke.
A light little medical humor to start the day.
Noether was previously missing that smoke and he continues to not nail it.
It's a B here, I reckon.
Let's see if the resmoke B now with three players there on the side of Monty.
They've got that extra player.
And they have.
If you get the second HE just right, you're gonna do a ton of damage.
Oh shit, let's just commit into this, into a quad it's stacked over towards B.
They don't know about B mass.
That's a big problem.
Bomb plant denied.
You've got 30 seconds to try and recover this one.
Oh, no, he's done very well being asked to call the early headshot from the MP7 still brings down Belchanoch
I know what?
Credit to Monty if they are able to win this at the end of this whole charade. Oh mate
They they've done a really good job of bouncing back. Don't forget. I mean you don't I had written them off
Yeah, and you're counting your chickens again, man. Like this is look at them. I have so many eggs
Yeah, I'm proud of these wedding chicken. They're all in the same basket, man
But you got to be careful just because this paravision team are hard to put away
Paravision, hard to put away vision.
Oh I do love that complex.
I know it's really sweet.
That hurts.
That's a rod and a damage onto a zoo.
Everybody may have gone in the mouth.
Yeah.
Pays his ultimate price for his commitment to the early sound bag.
I've got a quick one from Gizmy back.
Nails the Nade.
Bombs kicked up.
They're really proactive towards the apps.
I mean, even last round, they had good information.
And Paravision isn't really sending anyone
towards that side of the map.
So enables Monty to make the correct rotations.
We'll see what they decide to do here.
Perhaps they sense a double back from Paravision.
He's Jame, one step ahead, once again.
Right, we can't wait to be here in time.
Down to two.
He's burning Bmasper, swing it on out.
Oh, the biggest enemies are within.
He's taking down his teammate after a nice double from his rework.
You can never trust the Brit.
This is a bit of a make or break, huh?
James can be bringing some combat, hoping into the mix, goes for a sweep through.
Does isolate a nice fight.
And again, Delchinox now got to do it all.
He's just pinned him with the Lamo.
So Monty will find ten.
A threatening one.
I couldn't help but feel like if Paravision found that,
found that that was going to be a bit of a momentum boost but Monty continued to
exacerbate the problems of ParaVision. That was huge because the money is out
for ParaVision. They would probably have to have right here here or AK something
along those lines. They're going to take the time out to pop it through this
This 2v2 was absolutely massive.
Nice, nice, nice.
Amos, with that the Lige Camp.
144p.
Fire in the same one, yeah.
Same model.
144p's in that.
What's that, pixels?
You got that 144p vision.
Yo, like a phone number on a billboard.
It does actually sound good.
Dial, 144p vision.
where's my water water water my bottle water
hey but i like it no i said the t too much you did you hit that too much
he bought alie by alie
all right monty
oh i can say you're gonna call about katan hope so that's being the lord that's what this is
okay so has to be
Oh, I have to stop this. Yeah, they're good. I wonder how the guitar, oh, no. Yeah, more
Oh no, it doesn't look good.
On another failed katon delivery, we've had two of those.
Katon. Katon.
Is he whoop?
On banana.
Okay.
What's he gonna be, money?
Another choke?
Or are you gonna do it this time?
Ah, no, no, no.
Afro said he loves playing against teams like this.
That's not a jingle, that's just a bloody jump.
Round the corner, Afro's orb awaits one more.
Yeah, the mole, that's what Afro is thinking.
Oh, fire on them all!
Oh, down in the kids' rain waker with the first!
Get out of my server right now.
Paravision, pounced!
rounds straight they got him right where they want him paravision wait what was
the score on dustin's 12 6 12 6 12 6 yeah 12 6 okay won't happen again won't
happen again I said it but it probably will if we could just listen to that
yeah they sound so happy it's sweet it's delivered yes delivered he actually
understood that he needs to just leave it at the front desk. Amazing.
Board games, acquired. Yeah, we can take it home and get back.
At 3am.
We have fun. What do they miss? They bought again and they lost?
Yep. And they're looking like 1T12.
1T127. Well, they've come back from worse, paravision.
Seems your teeth is placed on my high-standing wheat field.
Have you not enjoyed the rock from the Orange Kingdom?
Not anymore we take Lamb from the north.
Alright.
Duke Katarn, let's go.
This is kind of Monty's Katarn.
Katarn!
This is the longest road possible to have on this series, but they are well on their
way to doing it.
See I can make Katarn jokes now, I feel like a part of something here.
Err, Err, Err, Err, Err, Err, Err, Err, Err, Err, Err, Err, Err, Err, Err, Err, Err,
well might come down to a developing car for paravision yeah
hoping for that monopoly
oh zealot he's showing us he's got the line up little jiggle there in the middle
i see no happens when you jiggle afro hates it oh that's the counter though i'm at a crouch
b hard free fire all picked up over the next shot they get it closer monti
Once you you shouldn't lose this that would be irredeemable. Yes. Yes, it kind of like the last map
Yeah, but this time you hold on
Nailed it. Yeah, I guess not clear with the recovered AWP
Everything's coming up Monty
for now
12 to 7 now. I'm even more confident than I am
Like you really can't literally can't lose this. I don't do under stronger. Oh look at him
Oh my gosh.
Oh, Zelo.
It's gonna be okay.
Not right now.
Not right now, but like...
Tomorrow, tomorrow.
I can't fumble the mail bag from here.
You can't.
I can't.
I can't.
It's been delivered.
It's at the front desk.
It's right there for the taking.
You're not redeemed.
Copy.
You just dropped it.
Copy.
You just talked to all of us on the broadcast, Simon just talked to the broadcast.
I didn't ask you anything.
Not to the broadcast.
Oh, I just said copy out loud.
Don't worry, the sausage has still been made.
And the opening kill has been found.
I'm walking you along.
I've seen that while Alex is here.
I've heard that line so many times.
Oh my God, no.
The sausage is here.
Hi.
I'm gonna do that again. Yeah, they are doing it again. Yeah, this time slightly different
Okay, they're ready for the be hit. They're bringing a third player over. They're swinging
for the fences. They want the clothes here. This is over. Congratulations, Monty on stage
to fucking this is them stage two right up up again and power vision out of juice there's
no more come back. This one's done. Monty lock it in and there it is. Stage two awaits
them and what a way to get there. Legacy foot now added Monty to the list. These stage
one runs it's not always the usual candidates they have been hard at work
and the work paying off here at EPL season 23. Just a solid day in the office for
Monty they are resilient even though they lose from 12-6 on Dust2 they come
back with a mission with this statement and with a match we won't forget
anytime soon taking down Paravision who have hit the wall in this game and
we'll have to pick it back up in that 2-2 match tomorrow for us we're
We're getting out of here quickly and we'll be back very shortly.
Copy.
I
Well in their song hear that cracking open a cold one don't you get a problem? Okay, Jack the test of that black monster
You waited! You waited! You waited!
And then he finished off the job!
That's the fuel stop later, Tilding.
Well, Trace, I've been in a bit of a tricky situation,
because my matchmaker partner...
I literally stood up, two keys in the strapbook,
and...
Boom!
Boys!
So, I'm B.L. I'm B.L. on you.
You can't hear me just...
I don't know what to do.
It was very necessary that I could not do it.
There was always running, it was so difficult.
Retake B, retreat B.
Get back in kitchen.
Guys.
Let's get the hell out of here.
Yeah, let's do that, let's do that.
Let's go, Niko!
No, it's Niko! Let's go!
Fuck.
I love this guy.
It is time for everybody's favorite game show and it actually is everybody's favorite game
show this time.
It's time for the DHL Drop the first of this season of ESL Pro League where you guys at
home can get involved in the action news exclamation point.
DHL Drop followed by answer ABC or D that will pop up on the screen but what's popping
off now are two teams.
I hear Hugo, you did ask Carrie if you wanted to team up.
And now you're not.
You're on the side of the guy. Yeah, this is gang.
The jigglers.
That was my name!
Yeah, fuck you.
We're gonna kill all jigglers.
I wanna destroy them.
Yeah, we'll call ourselves Afro.
The orange team.
Yeah, we're Afro. We're Team Afro.
Team Afro?
Yeah, Afro.
Team jigglers.
Okay, do you want me to go through the rules again?
Are we clear or should I go through them one more time?
It's been a season, I need a recon.
Literally, the only rule that fucking matters is
Please let me finish the question before you buzz in. I know everybody likes to get in there early
Everybody likes a little premature
But some attention leaves me buzzing on your buzzes. Yeah, we finish your question
Oh
Okay
now at Defconn 1.
I'm really going to have to watch it.
Hugo, I think you should take responsibility for this.
I like a buzzer.
You're very good at this.
I'll do all the answers because I'm really good at that.
If you wouldn't mind going at a certain angle so that I can actually see and also not having
your finger on the buzzer, it's hands behind back.
That's a new addition to the rule book for the season because I'm pretty blind.
So this is going to be a challenge.
Okay, we've got maybe 10 questions.
It depends how fast we go through them.
them. But as always, make sure you put your answers in the chat. We are ready for question number one.
How much did the man offer Jason for his track? No, how many teams are taking part in ESL Pro League
season 23? What was the rule you had to follow? I have to finish the question, which include
reading out the answers. We have to be respectful to the audio and listeners at home, not to how
using the chat function, but A, 16, B, 24, C, 32, or D, 40.
These buzzers are screwed because this is impossible.
I'm going to give it to Banco. Yeah, yeah.
What's the answer? Do we need to play around and like pretend like we don't know or?
I think you've done enough right now.
All right. The answer is B, 24 teams.
It is indeed B, 20, 14.
That's the stage one.
Eight goes through to stage two where eight will be already waiting
Because they're just better exactly. I'm gonna give you a bonus point for that one. Thank you fair. Yeah, okay. Let's roll up question number
Two if it ready to go with question number two, I think we should be yeah, there you go. That's a little that's the ball
I can't read it. Oh, and there's the answer
Gaming gladiators
No, that's not even the next question question to show
I'm passionate how many seasons of ESL Parooly have had the playoffs take place in Sweden?
Remember, let me finish the answers for this. We have got first possible answer. That is a if you're playing at home
That is to be could be three see could be four D
It could be five
Is that including this season hasn't happened has had the playoff had the playoff this last season
Season before that season before that at least two seasons
So what I think is that anything historical? I don't think so. I think we've been to Denmark. Yeah, but we've been all over
Was it a two or is it?
The answer is a two or I don't see the letters
I don't think you've got to read it anyway. So I can read it. I've read it. Yeah
He learned to read. I like reading. Well, if you think it's that you know, I mean what is
I'm going to go with 24. I'm going to go with gaming
Gladiators and passion. You're right. It is to two seasons.
I've had plastic place here in Sweden, and yeah, this will be indeed number three, but
we're not there yet. So that's why grammar is very important.
I love my girlfriend.
Right, me too.
So, what are we at?
Every four months.
Every four months.
I love my grandma on a flat diet.
Yeah, she had it.
That's the thought of it.
No, no, it's true.
Two to one.
Two to one.
Yeah.
Right.
Team Jiggle are two.
Team Afro one.
Yes.
Right.
Are we ready for question number...
Numborn ready, Freya.
I'm not asking you, Alex, as much as I love you.
Okay.
I'm not asking you.
I'm ready with it.
I'm ready when they're right now
Two teams qualified PSO Pro League season 23 through dream a KO events who were they is it a game and guardian is
Pushing away is it B MAT and pain C could be Monty and pain or D Monty and M. A
We won that.
I still had my hand behind my back.
Yeah, and you didn't push it in time.
I think we know the answer.
Gaming that, I know they beat 9z, right?
It's right.
And then Luke can join them.
And then outside of that, it has to be A,
because gaming gladiators are the only ones,
and I know it's them, so it's also the other guys,
so it's A.
Gaming gladiators.
That's actually incorrect.
What the answer?
Heverton down.
I'm not saying it's not the truth.
I would think it's probably Monty in NRG.
No, an M80, you mean?
An M80 team.
That's what bad my eyes are.
That is great.
An M80 team.
Is it actually?
Yeah, it actually is.
What was the question again?
Something about some knockout?
It was some dream hack.
Yeah, it's only called five.
Dream hacks still existed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they do the knockouts.
Wow, earlier said it was.
I love how the hint is they're both playing today.
All of those teams are playing today.
So that would have been a great hint.
Yeah, no, it's a nice one.
So now we're two for two.
We're two for two.
I would not have got that.
We are two for two.
That's great.
Okay, question number four before foot and legacy made it to stage two and excluding the two teams that have qualified in our first round of matches.
So we're just talking about as if we were starting the day.
Obviously we've had a star list and then we just had Monty qualify right?
Imagine that.
He's floating today and minus yesterday.
You had all the couple of teams.
All right, all right, all right.
I'll put this in a different phrase again.
The teams are waiting in stage two who are the lowest who is the lowest ranks team there?
Is it a phase is it be a ruler is it see m a t or is it be?
Can I clarify? Oh my god
It's great, I'm gonna play just bait you said I'm a two do you mean?
I said they did I say that I'm a oh that's totally
That's this right. Thank you very much right sorry for any confusion in the chat for all
This is a reaction time test, to an infinite time to think about the answer like...
I respect it, but it's working.
He finished the question.
Right, question...
Ari's standing there, no buzzer, no answering, just kind of fucking...
The vibes are good though.
He's keeping me in a good mood.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bring the energy.
Yeah?
Five to high.
Okay.
Five to high, yeah.
The...
...orange kingdom.
Just like Alex was on there.
Question five.
Question five is, how many playoff spots are up for grabs?
camps at EPL rather season 23. Is it A6? Is it E8, C12 or D16?
You would be remiss to think that because some other ESL events have six teams in the
playoffs that ESL probably has as well. We're done with that.
Yes, we are done.
This stage into eight team playoffs, Freya.
That's exactly correct.
That's hype. I'm learning new things during this quiz.
Team playoff so last season.
It used to be 12 teams.
No, that's really exciting.
12?
Yeah.
We had like the round of...
Yeah, yeah.
The first chance in the second and third.
That was when it was like five weeks long, I think.
It was round of 12.
That was a crazy time.
Missed those times.
Yeah, in Malta.
Good times.
Only five days to broadcast.
Okay, let's go for question.
Six.
Wait, scores on the doors, three-three, right?
Yes.
Lovely, lovely, lovely.
But how many teams at ESL Pro League season 23 made it here through non VRS paths, i.e. DreamHack.co, ECL, etc.
First option you've got is A, that is 6, E, 7, C, 8 or D, 9.
They're waiting for us to buzz.
Have a little guess.
I have an idea.
How many teams at ESL Pro League made it here?
Um, well, okay. There was a dream at knockout. There was also there's no there was two through
Radiators one and other team. What was that non-brs? Yes, I must have been because there's at least six
So I I kind of feel yeah, I feel like no, I'm in the same boat as you
We already know that there's like four that we can name
And the lowest number is six and anything more than that just seems crazy. I like you need fingers from the other hand
So how are we gonna let me hold you Mike? You got it. Yeah
I think six six. Yeah our answer prayer a six
And it's indeed great.
Lovely process of elimination, a lovely teamwork.
I'm gonna give you an extra point
for that last two things as well.
So we're now at five to three.
There's a lot of catching up.
It's gotta be when it takes all at the end.
That'll be a DHH.
I've never done that.
Ever done that.
Okay, what are our suggestions?
Question seven, let's go.
It's ready, I'm ready, we're all ready.
How many teams made it to this season
of ESL Pro League through winning their regional ECL final?
I have got A, that is just one team, B, two teams, C, three or D, four.
Now, I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure I'm...
We could just say one per region, right?
And that would leave North America, Europe, Oceania, and South America, and there's no Asian team here.
So, to me, I would guess four.
I like your guess.
Oh no, that's well-founded. That's well-founded.
I'll mess with that.
D, four.
Correct.
Oh wow.
Well done, he guys.
They are on a roller.
I'm feeling it.
Never do this when I'm on your team, bruh.
He hates you, so he's actually all the way down.
He's like, just handbagging me.
Just if you want some extra context as ParaVision, NRG, Simplify, and Gaining Gladiators,
I just heard, producer, are you sure?
Are you sure?
Okay, winner apparently takes all.
Whoa!
Come on then, come on then, come on.
We'll still get this one, it doesn't matter.
It means nothing to me, I got this.
Okay, question 8, the final question for everything, for all the marbles.
How many organisations are previous champions at ESL Pro League?
This does not count seasons 11 and 12.
We've got A, 6, B, 7, C8 or D9.
That's quite a buzz.
You can narrow it down for me, honestly.
You can narrow it down for me.
Wait, it's exploding now.
I'm guessing the online regions still wants.
Oh yeah, okay.
Correct.
So we have Astralis one, Maus one, Anatic one, G2 one, Gnostic one, that's what, 5 already, shit.
What about the last couple of ones, Vitality, FaZe, Maus, that's 8, has to be someone else in there, right?
Probably, something like 9.
Is there someone else in there?
In this season of ESL Pro League, that's the question, previous winners.
Oh, oh, in this case, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
That's a clarification.
And that's why we always get a little fanatic.
Yeah, no, no, no, wait, there's a mouse.
The strawless.
Six. No, no face.
I was a strawless vitality.
No vitality, no G2.
Yeah, no vitality.
I was trying to troll.
Actually, no, no, no, no mouse.
I think it's like the mouse six or seven then.
Well, how many?
Yeah, got it.
I'm like that.
Yeah.
Okay.
We'll pick the other one.
Which one? Which one? Which one you pick?
We're going to have to see.
I'm not even going to work it out any more.
Six on five.
It's wrong, which means it passes over to Team Afro.
I'm going to go with seven.
I'm going to go with seven, because I think
I would have picked it anyway, but the two...
No, congratulations.
It doesn't need to take all of you.
You're winning anyway, so I guess it's only you.
It's the first question in the history of the game.
Come here.
Good afternoon.
We get to take a present every time from the pile and once again
It appears that Afro like last match has killed more jigglers
You guys wouldn't believe what's in here
An ESL microphone
We're gonna break we'll see you on the other side for what kind of strike
Damn guys, we almost had this.
I can go with that so far.
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What did you just say?
What is wrong with you?
What did you just call me?
Say my name!
Henry Greer!
Henry Greer, you fucking freak!
What's going on?
I'm coming over!
Wait, wait, no Freya!
I'm not there!
You broke your promise!
Jesus Henry!
You fucking talked to her about me!
Henry, what the fuck is going on?
I asked you for one thing.
simple thing. Why do people think that I'm you? Sit. Now answer me. Why do people think
that I'm you? I think you know. No, I don't. Yes, you do. Why would anyone possibly confuse
you with me.
I don't know.
Oh no! You actually missed it!
What a blunder!
You got it?
No.
Say it.
Because?
Say it.
Because we're the same person.
That's right.
I don't understand this.
You were looking for a way to change your life.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me.
I sound like you want a sound,
I cast like you want a cast,
I am smart, I am capable,
and most importantly, I am free,
and all the ways you want me to be.
This is impossible.
This is crazy.
People do it every day.
They talk to themselves.
They see themselves as they'd like to be seen.
They don't have the courage you have
to just run with it.
Naturally, you're still resting with this.
Sometimes, you're still you.
Other times, you imagine yourself watching me.
If this is your first season of ESL Pro League,
you have to cast.
Little by little though, you're letting yourself become.
And you.
Get the city in the air!
Get the city in the air!
Get the city in the air!
Come back to me!
Hey!
There is a defined design for each of the characters.
There is a place that you want to hold, and no one else can hold.
There's something you have to do, which you no one else can.
There's not another thing you're ideal, or something that's too good to be true,
and it's not a trick, or you should be.
See the limit?
See the limit?
the
warm welcome salutations did you miss us we were gone for a whole three minutes
It's not a matter of to get back underway with our second series of the day. We've got Harry. Yes. We got Yanco
We got you
I knew he wouldn't give me a thing you could have given me a grunt and it would kept the flow a grunt got Yanco
We're on that's what I was expecting on dude grunt
Is this heroic a playing a chance for me to 1v1 the four-year-old mechanic prison? That's right. I'm excited
They win today. That's really what it's all about.
I've heard about this bit, Harry, and I would like to know what is it exactly that made you think you can go up against a professional player?
Even on something as simple as a map.
They're pro players, not gods. You can beat them sometimes.
I can understand that. I agree with that. But what gave you the confidence?
Oh, there it is.
I was trying to tear me down for this too, but I built up a mental resilience. Okay. Yeah, you definitely don't seem nervous
I'm just I'm just asked you about it. You know, I've been joined this
I've been I've been hugging up a pracking and in good form. I'm ready to do more from your utile as well
So yes
Help me in the 1v1
I don't know man. I feel like even on like a 50% day I could be
I've really been false-sending the
I actually like he's trolling pretty hard. I'm excited for them. I just made on you a tiny bit. I'm sorry, bro
I prospect this one obviously they have to win today. Calm down. Don't worry. Just take it away
You're excited man. I'm gonna be I'm gonna be in today. They have to win first. He is to beat
Pash yeah, and that's not easy to do
This is a passion squad that have already, you know upgraded the fire fire department
They've got an extra pole in there now and more water, more everything you need.
That's the word, firepower.
Just tells you how much Krisin is scared of Harry that he actually torpedoed his team's
chance.
Probably just so he can avoid having to play against him.
The best part is, there's no pressure on Harry, there's only pressure on the player
to lose.
Harry's expected to lose.
I am a choker so is chris and so it's who comes out on top
I hope they have a compilation of all of the smack talk because you've been
Lays now a lot of the passion passion impressive but felt a foot one to two in a close one
V1 a third into a ladder at the game was the opposite of what we just had to endure
Okay, it was a hangout right it was just fast paced in your face aggressive counter strike
like he goes over in 15 seconds.
That's what we all love to see.
I think Heroic will like to join that today.
I should bring the pace in this pistol.
Couple of jewelies.
Thanks, Vlad, does well.
And it looks like they're just gonna
kind of pull the plug or at least pause.
Plan canceled.
Every time we go live, a small team of people
have to build me a viewing area.
Felt like such a twat man. No, I'm like you made it
Oh, look at this watcha sends one we three man. He's still sharp. He's been looking really good, right?
You guys do their game? No, we've been watching he's sharp. I can't wait for the next transfer period
I'm late enough replace his neck. I can't wait for his loan to be over
Oh, actually I kind of dig that you know that was a child suggestion. I don't take the credit
we were watching the game saying how do we raise the floor of passion and now
for Nick's kind of seems like a great one for one yeah keep the region of still
being full
what is that pistol sounds pretty hyped Harry sounds locked in the earth you
sound in hype but he's 0 and 9 down and then he goes 10 round.
He's got a taste of Harry that round.
It's lovely.
Salty.
Nope.
Not enough asparagus I guess.
Oh, come on man.
Can't turn in time. Youngster double and forget about it.
Forget about it.
There's a cool frag from Zanzu, but absolutely nothing more to be discussed.
Bombs down, everyone's just hunting the Glock.
Nix?
I think he's got this.
Yeah.
He nearly did as well. Damn.
Youngstar with four kills in the round, farming up some extra cash.
I haven't watched too many of these horror games.
Is Youngstar like, is he buying an AWP as much as an AWP would?
Or is he going to...
Yeah, as much as he wants.
Basically, I think we've seen him like overheat, you know?
Like he likes to re-peak, he likes grabbing the rifle when it's on the ground,
but he'll buy the AWP all the time.
Okay, cool. There we go.
I actually haven't hated it.
Like, there's been some good moments, there's been some bad moments, you know?
It's hard to be an AWP right now.
Absolutely, especially when you've got that rifling, you know, you've got the rifling bowing in your body
Yeah, he's been serviceable for the team
Team is on yeah, yeah, and you know everything's not on all and when we talk about they know they're playing without an
Orpo, I guess that kind of you know that dialogue has to shift
When they're going for this triple boost surely the M4 goes up
Shocking what a perfect start for the first gunny you throw in the boost they can be worried about the rest
Little Sus got double-naded by his teammate.
Yeah, that's crazy, right?
And you can tell they also send Sus players the fourth player to spam a little bit through the smoke.
Perhaps they don't expect that triple boost when they also hear the player close to monster.
In any case, got them a double kill.
X-Mile being a good teammate gives the rifle over, plays with the MP9 on low HP.
So let's see if Tri can make them worried about A enough for JT and Nick to make a play on B.
One lurk smoke. I'm not sure if it's going to do the trick.
Two like a sign.
This is open for business right now.
Nick has a smoke, I mean, he can just smoke site after or he wants to smoke short for them to cross.
Which they're just gonna walk out.
How do you plant here?
Oh, there's smoke.
Gotta make it in. Barely.
Oh, there's spam. We'll stop it.
Nice work.
Smoking plants, quick.
I'm able to get the bomb down.
And that's 3-0 for Heroic.
You know, we watched passion against Liquid, they were good.
Then after that, you know, the food game was kind of close.
It was pretty close, it was a fun game.
How did they lose some pain, man?
That's what my god did for me, you know?
That's gonna hurt a lot.
Nooo!
Take it here, take it here!
He's fired up, he's pretty fired up.
Harry, you should just be thinking about
can you win like one or two rounds?
That should be his focus.
That should be your mindset.
That should be his focus.
Don't get zeroed, you know?
There is no world where I get zeroed.
There is a world.
Well yeah, okay, there is.
We ain't living on it though.
The reality we're in.
9 for him? 6. 6.
Okay, small zero. It's going to be like semi competitive.
It might be Danish, but he ain't no Cadian and you're sure as hell ain't Juliano.
Like that? That's a good effort.
Your best efforts with the hip thrust.
Okay, here we are. We're back.
We're back. We're back.
Yeah, let's come in strong here.
Youngstar AWP out. Hero AK.
Hero AK for Senzu.
and I wanted to do some cool shit with it
Dwarf jumps smart
Dwarf smoked
Would it look cool if you hit that?
It did, 12 damage.
Yeah sorry, if you hit that head with that
But you got your control. That's always a like a step you need right on overpass.
You can now pivot. You can try and throw some more of your nades that Harry's been learning.
I don't have many. Sure.
I'm a new player.
Oh, good reactions from him.
You like it? Yeah, you buy it. You wear it.
So shop.usl.com.
What's Trimon to do?
He's in the main, mate.
Give it a go.
Try and you may succeed.
Double kick.
Where you off to, Quent?
No, we're really.
OK, he's nice. Does that mean he's just going to...
Go on.
It's just gonna jump into the doors, okay.
A rope-booking shop.
They truly are.
I mean, I will also, I'll be the guy that says
it is T-Side Overpass, so, you know.
It's, this is just the beginning.
They could lose
nine rounds.
I'll even say, oh, that's an escalate.
They could lose eight in a row
and they could still have a good, serviceable T-Side.
You can't get too comfortable if you're the COTs, you can't be starting to go over these
hero plays, a fountain push too much, a little long push into a tri-sniper.
No one's going long, this might be the first time we've seen that part of the map and
says, you'll punish an aggressive peek, that was Nilo.
Missed a flash or he turned from the flash?
Great question.
Was an effective
I'm not I'm need could have done high damage
We do have action on long
Young stars forward very far forward getting out here gonna be hard Nick's is closing in
Sends you there with him as well and they're wrapped up through long
long fire off Gerrida sends you from the back he saw the first player made it by
as well chance to backstab and no more for young star
play it forward shut down the con rotate and they've got snus trapped in the
connector it's a bit of a nickname we were giving him that's good because he's
had some struggles and games and he would always bugger along
He actually took it out. He was like 11 and 11 and he took it out.
Look at it out. Start fine.
Got a couple of kills, put one back in.
Passed it again.
A sock quendle or something similar.
Yes, dude. Yeah.
He was on the double nick.
Yeah. Yeah, he had the vape.
Have you seen the magics screenshot?
I did see that.
Yeah. No, that was...
That was when I had my, like, realization I'd probably...
I was over consuming nicotine.
When you just had, like, four different multicolored, multi-flavored, different...
They just hold on my desk at the same time and I was like, you know what?
It's probably too much.
Probably too many.
Zero is probably better than four.
What does gorilla glue even taste like?
Right.
I've probably got enough popcorn in my lungs, as it is.
Early tee-tea round.
I mean, if they can...
Well, I think it would two more in a row.
No, it'd be really good for them.
Yeah, break the money.
Slingshot yourself well and truly into the game.
That slingshot's out of it.
Pretty good.
I bought a slingshot in China.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, you did.
You get it home?
I think I did get it home, and then...
You're giving it a whap.
No, it broke.
Oh.
I broke it immediately.
The elastic band had been in the rain for like months.
Before I bought it.
Oh, now I'm over.
Yep.
But they are going to save, so...
I love this firepower like duo,
No, the KaVem, Senzu, aggressive rifles, a lot of fun to watch.
Bro, watching them on Nuke the other day, it was...
Yes, that was a great game.
It was very entertaining.
Just running into garage at the start of rounds, like on T-Side, I'm like,
wow, how are you here?
You just need like good, you know, supportive pieces behind you, which I think tries a nice
pickup for that. I'm sure you know, he's got the comms, he's got the Utah,
well, he's got the Utah. I don't know about the comms, do we?
Tom's on this team off.
A concept.
Yeah, concept in that indeed.
JT's got to work extra hard.
For sure.
But I like that JT now has proven pieces.
He's always the captain who's done more with less.
Yes.
And sure, he's had a lead on his team.
He's had, well, playing Grimm.
He's been really good moments.
He's made runs.
Remember, this team, a form of it, were a map away from the Budapest Major playoffs.
That sounds fake.
They were 1-1 against FaZe.
that final game of 2-2 for playoffs like that's crazy to imagine that this team
all team could have been in playoffs so they've touched some level of success and
now I mean if this crazy project comes together well who knows I think it is it
has definitely got me extra excited for passion and this season whether or not
It's like too early for them to be managing to you know, secure stage two
But I would love to see some of my head
Staves to minimum yeah, well, they're not minimum like oh my god, they've is shocking they bombed out
It's like it's a very audacious project and team and no time, but
Based on the glimmers of what we've seen
Definitely, it's animal. Yeah, like they lost 31 to foot in that tree. I could have been theirs
It could be through already
Just nice CJT is always me even better pieces, right? Like love that
Yeah, great point
It is because they knew like he's had my place like a leash and grim grim good playing great. Yeah good playing
Just a class sorry
Yeah, me too
Oh
He's always had pieces, you know what I mean?
He's had great pieces.
He's had great pieces.
He would say he's done more than that.
Do you hear about Budapest?
Yo, actually, they went nearly through.
They were through too.
There we go.
He's got it.
He's got it.
That was good.
I knew it.
He figured it out.
Hey, man.
They were figuring out a coin.
Two little hyenas sitting right there, cackling away.
Lock in Harry!
Lock 2 of us!
Lock 2 everyone, come on.
I'm sitting up straight for this one.
I have to pee so bad.
Oh, you do that man.
He was acting all cocky, like he's the only one who doesn't need to pee enough.
Yeah, like three minutes ago.
You should see someone about that.
He's going.
That's where he's going.
Sorry Harry man.
Right, jump side.
Nice fucking hole in the middle brother.
Yeah dude.
Check the mouse, check the sensor.
That's okay. That's okay.
First time out called, TC's called it.
Steve Cramp can keep this form up that we saw over the last couple of days. Definitely put in a good bit of work versus foot.
Neelo, a man after my own heart, you know, a nice light. That's a nice light in that room.
Almost looks like sunset.
What time is it?
Who knows?
It can't be sunset.
2.30 am.
Oh my god it could be sunset.
Is it 6pm?
Oh my god.
6pm somewhere.
5 to 2.
Big round here for passion.
They could break in for a strong T side if they win this.
Of course we're going to have loads of money.
I'm going to be passionate down the drain.
They lose round-bates
Okay
The finish lights seem so likely be and it already feels like they're gonna have
Potentially even a fourth man able to rotate in on time
Saying that Kvenn and JT do start to their
Long take that flash will be heard
It's a cool heaven smoke
Just draining the utop
Has another block smokes and leaving them with none
The last of the smokes has been thrown around that 52nd mark
So there will be a smokeless finish for the CTs at least
Can I sell something there?
It's pulled Crescent
Dips back to heaven, no commitment behind it.
The important duels want both of them connected, Unisim is too easy, X-Val's gone, and there's
the third piece, Cris and falls.
Passion!
Making a strong case on this start of Overpass, three already in the bank for the T-Side.
All these rounds have just been five alive for one team, five alive for the other team,
know a wash either way
well the stains removed, drug saving, still have loads of money so a hunt would
not go wrong here for passion. I like the restraint from Kvemp here. Youngstar seems to convey his views.
I don't know, yeah that's great awareness. I guess he knew someone through the
Utah from long and figured he's probably lurked it.
Today we'll get away with the save and so extending this, you know, we keep talking about the potential for a break
it's just financial decisions have led to that not being in their future
And the positive thing about it is, like, at some point the lost bonus also starts racking up so
you just end up being able to buy the whole half
Well, yeah, almost the whole half
So these nice double entries, you can see what's happening in the US in real clean light.
Nixon sends you getting the job done.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Three rounds.
JT with zero kills.
But at least eight calls.
How are we doing?
Despite that.
Entries when required.
A bit of a problem.
He was zero kills, but at least eight calls. How are doing despite that?
Entries when required a bit of a pace
Young stars could not be better positioned for this search
Do it shadow tiny shadow
He's trying to force it and it has worked out no punish
There was a moment where he's gonna be swung instead the kills come to him nice trade again young stars all
Connecting hard in this map 11 and 2 and he is allerging forward for more
Yeah, swing him at your own risk
Doesn't like he's missing a chair or even takes a part shot on the jump so what gets across sends you gives it
Given a little bit of room to move
A test for Krizzan and co
Can we stay sends you peer-to-peer to want to see some more mechanics he has clearing these angles taking space
Everyone long for him has a fight, and Nilo is good for it, A-1 on him.
Alright, holding strong, 4v2 sends you through the smoke.
This chance, if you get a blood, they are everywhere, all around you, Chris, and stops the progression.
Every round convincing you're right, Hugo, it's just taking turns at this point.
That was a nice adjustment from youngster to go towards the B side with the AWP
That was a second too late he would have probably ended up getting punished for moving
We missed you Harry
Oh good when I chugged an energy drink to I feel great
Honestly, we've all been sure to all don't know which oh
My god, they've rumbled them rambles their skin come here. JT's just in a mastermind gap found
You got it. You know you don't know about long right? No, they must
Hello
Oh, yeah, I've won you catchphrase by the way guys. I found one last night. I say oh, hey
Okay, really good actually
Yeah, you can tell your recipe whenever you want
Is JT the best player starting with Jay whose name is only compromised of two letters
I don't know who's the best player, but he's the best analyst.
What's with this JW slander?
Yeah, I actually forgot about him, that's good.
How can I forget JW?
Oh, then regretfully, no, he's not.
JW is the best.
I think so, unfortunately.
JW, fuck you.
Huh?
That's classic me.
I'm sitting here what you said.
Sounded like you just said, fuck you.
I said, yeah, but you fucked me.
Oh.
I mumbled it that time.
Sorry, man.
He was on the track while I was looking at him.
Sorry about him.
Now you're getting in.
I keep blowing him out of a pipe into it.
Dude, that was a sick sound effect.
I've done it before.
This isn't my first rodeo.
I used to do a grenade launcher sound effect,
but it can't compete.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty, that's pretty good.
Damn!
Daniel.
Damn.
I haven't thought about that.
Daniel.
Since I was just a boy.
The pace.
It is a pace, I like seeing Cran move fast.
Running amok.
Bloody good CJT this.
Good pieces.
Good pieces.
You hear about Budapest?
That's the one I liked.
One map away.
Do you like your pieces?
Alex oh no
No, well hang on here. We are it's a chance here that really good to decide that's all yeah for free
Star crutches
Where is that right?
Chris it very manageable five and three if I dare say so myself
Yeah, again, Senzu
The young star finally with empty hand.
Ooh, sent to his bottom out, a gobble from X-Flow.
They leave, they can't leave, it's come to them, Crisen.
Only one and we're trying to decide.
Harry would have got two there.
They have to recommit B, but they have to wait for try.
Or could you possibly, could you maybe even rotate this bomb out?
It's high risk.
Why wouldn't you?
Why isn't he just going up?
Can't.
He is, he's just nervous.
Come on, come on, come on.
It's gone!
Run!
Run!
I've seen the bomb. Run!
I'm going this right now. That was way too fortunate.
If he was going anywhere, he was running.
Running, Jenny.
I've got to plant that bomb, Jenny.
That's going to be dead next.
He jumped into it. Unlucky.
Try wins these.
Molly available. Watch this.
That's kind of ruined his day, doesn't it?
He's not supposed to bomb.
Can you know he's going to be swinging down stairs?
You haven't touched it?
No, it's just a top cover.
Perfect cover. Lovely.
Teamplay on display.
Neelaw closes it down. X-Flight with a high impact ground.
Star of Turkey.
The jump feels unnecessary, right?
You have tried CTs.
Cut that off. He's got the info.
Join him.
X-Flight at most.
charismatic turkish flair, what do you think?
not touching this
but he more like
charismatic
charismatic?
yeah
charismatic
oozing out of every pool
can you have bad charisma or is charisma just inherently
i think you can have
you must have
no charisma, you know you can have that
high quarters all over charisma
an album, i should go buy it
I'm stressed and not impressed yeah right the Harry Russell story I want to be one versus
Chris it's the bomb the bombs in playground is a sentence you don't want to hear outside
of this kind of thing
I'm on fire today. Oh, this is good man. I see why they call you guys a fun
but yeah, that's us man. Oh really, I'm on fire.
Kev'em, pretty damaged but he's kind of screwed here.
That's aura. Yeah, he is peeky. He's a peeky boy.
Olay! There you see that's what they got there. Yeah, that's an Olay.
I'm gonna say here him with the flash. He's a peeky blind. Yeah
Wine it
Murphy dude, I don't know what's happening in the CPL, but that's really good
By the way, how are we?
Henry would love it.
Oh, that's my home.
Oh, that's the home.
How are we?
We're going home.
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yeah.
Oh, it's nice.
Did you see it?
It's nice.
You saw that?
All right.
We'll be back in a minute.
All right.
All right.
You saw nothing.
Thank you.
Hello, welcome back.
The score is eight to four. Did I do okay there?
I'm really fine.
I felt like I was having a phone call with you.
Hang on, hang on.
Hi.
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T-Sides is full, heroic, a ready bar set, a reasonable four.
If passion in the pistol, I'm saying they're going to overpass.
Yako's here, Harry's here, Hugh goes here.
Oh, and that's a cheeky one from Nick's Oakland and all that, right?
Oh, Snooze was pulled one back, though.
Yeah, Snooze.
But it's a bullet right, and that guy's guns.
Oh and they run and they gun and they drive and bye-bye 2v3 Raiders they're in
See what I did there
Open Raiders. I don't watch I know sports sports in less Vegas now for the last like five years
Oh, haha, I like these guys
Vegas
Yeah, sounds like a gang try how the like from fall out
Yeah, we're the Vegas Raiders some knockout extraction shoot. Get a kill. Come on try
He ain't living up to his name. They are one and 19 together
Like that
Yeah, but JT's got like this you have to highlight that he has got some good pieces
Like is an art dealer or something yeah a couple of good pieces
I really just shoot from there, they're very shooty roster, yeah.
It's supposed to be all the other ones, it's all smoke, it's all jiggle, you know, it's
like a that, shoot.
The jelly magicians.
The jelly magicians.
It's all jiggling and smokes and mirrors and stuff.
Yeah.
It's cool.
Oh, that's not good.
They're crazy.
They're crazy on the board.
They work so well.
Yay!
irsty on the board!
it works so well
it actually is!
it slaps
really dangerous to bring that into the lexicon though
cause every arena is just going to slip out
Alley!
Alley!
All we need is one Spanish event
right?
yeah
well, there was supposed to be that one in Mexico
ooh, that would have been cool
went to the hard rock cafe once
oh, the hard rock hotel?
what was it?
the hard rock cafe in Malta Airport
oh, that one
oh!
It's good. Oh mate. Fantastic.
Rue 66 burger. Yeah, that's the one.
With the crispy onions? Yeah.
There was something in the previous generation,
our parents' generation, where the hard rock cafe was a really big deal.
It was exciting for them. You'd collect the mug,
and the t-shirts.
I fell off.
Exactly, but it was not even in the Malta one.
That's insane.
JT got two kills, guys! Stop distracting me, Ole!
Ole!
Come on, try it! All your weights!
JT's outfragging you now.
Well, it's actually better than winning the pistol, so we're on.
We're on. Posh Passion win this game.
Posh Passion.
Posh Passion.
That's how they're called once, JT gets some good pieces.
Yeah, which he's finally has.
Oh, play Passion, it's the most important round of the game.
He's had a legion, he's had a grim, a good legion.
Anyone else?
Good fucking grim.
Floppy.
Grim, floppies.
How's that?
Other pieces are available.
I'll speak to their colleagues, sincerely.
Oh, no, they're gonna lose us.
All right, well, GT got his.
Thank you.
Good thing.
Kvems wrestled another bike.
Back on.
Oh, you are getting sandwiched, though, between the bread, covered in butter.
I can't believe it's not B hit. They're going back up mid.
Wow. Didn't think you could get out of that.
Neither. I was impressed.
Nix. Nothing. Nada.
Something on your right.
Oh, that's my mom!
Don't worry guys, it's only the most important round of the game.
Getting ready and cruising.
Get ready, get warming up Harry.
In between maps, I want to see you in the DMs.
I will.
Okay.
To try HouseCout.
Yeah.
Right.
He's having a day, man.
Yeah.
He's having a game.
I'll do a few more to chat, just pressing number 3.
To mute the castes.
Yes.
How?
It's how you can't.
They tame it, Giga.
No, I shouldn't tell them.
No, they can't.
No, they can't.
See, I'm where I'm mutable.
Sorry.
Someone had me specifically and said 3.
I regard you there.
I don't really understand this call from passion like you know you just want the force by so
there at 1400 plus the kills that they got so they have pistols why are you playing close
mid and playing close in connector you know I'm happy they lost that round you deserve
to lose that round for that setup.
There's confidence and then there's arrogance.
And Harry will learn the difference between the two heroic wins.
Well, well, we'll see.
I do think you could send shockwaves through our counter-strike.
I just know you're coming back for me if I do.
Oh, that's huge.
Can we come back from this?
Hello?
Oh!
This is the Neela we've heard about.
14-4.
Shoe is gonna shoot I like these just committing monster, but I feel like they won't just walk out
No, I'm acting gonna jump around there and search
Yeah
They're anticipating the search and they're perfectly positioned for it. Yeah, I can't do this guaranteed trade. Oh unless that happens
45 seconds enough time to renegotiate with the round
They're gonna walk right into him.
I don't want to fight him.
It's not ready for that though.
So brazen.
It works.
They're shorter, man.
Yeah.
That's it.
Like Harry's head.
Yeah, Harry makes good points, man.
Yeah, man.
They shoot.
She was gonna shoot.
Harry Russell 2026.
When I run for the presidency.
Yes, yeah, president of the counter strike.
It's between you.
So many ways to take it.
You and tree chicks fed up. Oh, they're the big names. That's the big names
Who's the front runner? What are the polls say?
snacks
Yeah, that's who they want
I'm war. I'm not gonna say
He's the one
The war I was in the room war round greets you
Oh
He's already I used to be able to do a good one. Do it. He's gonna one time
You gave me a skit because you thought I was War Elves.
You're a scoundrel.
Identity theft is a joke.
Technically, I did do a bit of identity theft.
Yeah, just a little bit.
You can't say that and not do the impression, though, right?
Oh, watch me.
Okay.
Just take my word for it, it's good.
Guys, I think Ola is really landing.
They even like Ola.
New catchphrase you got to keep up, man.
Yeah.
This season yeah, we've been on the stack. We've been on the wrap it up. We've had fun
You have had fun. I mean that's the fun bunch, you know, I mean I'm so glad to be integrated into the fun bunch
How should I know I'm having fun? No quite the opposite sense. It's got six and kill six and twelve kills just wild because
this is you know it
JT with
Finish it. Oh, I'm well, I'm basically now. He is good pieces to work with I did hear that right like Senzu
He had a good playing grin but...
Glad I didn't say try on that equation.
Right.
Now two and twelve, not his day.
He's going into the office on a weekend.
Yeah.
No he hasn't.
Did you guys ever like...
He's not showed up on a work day.
That's the difference.
That's fair.
Fair, fair, fair.
You know like when like school had those non-uniform days.
Did you ever accidentally show up in uniform?
have you ever done that like you know
actually do you have uniforms in school in Serbia I think
no no you just have one that rocks up in their own casuals
yep
I think uniforms are good though
I'd showed up
I turned the inverse
showing up thinking it was a non-uniform day
but it was just a regular day
you look cool though
I looked, I was ripped out
cause obviously you're a boss buster
you wanna wear your coolest clothes cause everyone already sees you in you
yeah
I had the Ringwoods tee.
Not like it had the wool that's just from that establishment.
But they had like a car on it.
I was having like a rocker phase.
I wanted to look like that.
So I got the big, fixed studded belt.
I had the sweatbands, t-shirt with flames on it.
That's kind of sick.
Faith Hold was he then?
This is so funny.
Oi!
T-shirt with a big line on it.
I went to Daniel Jackson's on his coast.
He's close to England, yeah.
I wonder if that's where you got it from?
I need to shout!
I'm sorry!
You guys have won. You need to make a big song and dance about it.
Harry, how do you like this feeling?
It's happening by the way. Are you ready?
I just drunk a whole energy drink. I am switched on.
Yeah, but this is going to be an hour and a half.
A lot of it goes to a third though.
Maybe it will have your fourth of the day.
I'm doing heart squats. You'll just have a hundred packets left.
Heart thrusts.
My heart thrusts for you.
God, it's so liberating just not having to bother reaching for the burn.
It's probably horrible for everyone listening, but, you know,
I'd like to have a clear throat.
Oh! He's an AWPer.
He's a shooter 17 and 6 and he's shooting shooting straight and try shoot straight here
Kind of a dual-dye situation for try and I've already dead behind the way
He is already dead. It's gonna kill us teammate could be a reality coming in clear
Well try or die and that might be GG
Well, he gave it a good go in a way most of you
Something hosty, new passion.
Three guys showed up.
They were five invitation sent.
And Heroic have absolutely smacked them about.
This was passion's pick.
And they've only got five rounds to their name.
Nix runs on him last.
Ole! We've got game!
Overpass goes the way of Heroic.
A convincing start to the second series of the day.
series of the day. There's more to come after this. We got another map. We might even have
a third. We've definitely got a 1v1 if I keep this up.
I can't sit down on the cream, here's no trans!
I'm just about to step up, yes.
Put that to the left.
Careful, they can't afford.
They can afford high-flying HP.
Can you please?
We need to smoke monster, I think.
Yes, I can.
Come up, okay.
One shot, they're walking in the pink.
Coming in, dead bomb, one more.
In short
Welcome heaven and...
In my short
I lost in short
In my
I will just go to the side
Keep playing
Keep playing
Keep playing
I will left to the left
For dead
No, no, no, no, no
Run, run, run, run
NOOOOOO
He's here, he's here
Just take it, just take it
Take him on third two
I'm swinging, swinging guys
Then I'll take one
Flashing over guys, flushing
Right
Bomb
Flushing pillar
Is that back pillar?
He's dead
Bomb black, don't flex on them
Water, water
Water
Swing together
Yes
Back up in water, back up
Oh, lower, lower
Keep out her, keep out her
Keep out her, keep out her
Get her
3, 2, 1
It's both, no?
I'm planting
What is city?
Both
Hang out
I'll swing on you
Are we 3 or are we?
I speak
I'm ready
3, 2, 1
I'm this way
I got it
I'm going to sit back
I'm sitting on the titty
I'm sitting on the titty
Are you a pickhawker?
Pickhawker, 1, 2, 3
2, 3
Nice!
Nice!
Nice team, nice team
I tell you, I don't...
Is it crazy or is it that they never see me my way
I found a new world, it's turning
Waking up day after day
Oh, when I change my story
Or maybe see things in a different way
Maybe if I took a chance and got out of my way
A different love point would make me change the day
Oh, the finds are fine
Where's the money?
Who's on the tree?
Who's on the tree?
Who's on the tree?
Who's on the tree?
Who's on the tree?
Who's on the tree?
I can't stand right there
I won't care, I won't care
It's so funny
Oh, I'm gonna find somebody
I'm gonna find somebody
Who's gonna treat me
Who's gonna treat me right
I know that I
Can't stop you
I won't care about the fight
It's not a pretty face, it's something that's clever to say
I'm looking for someone special to space in my heart
And I'm staring too late
On the finds of my life
Everybody
Is on the trees
Still a tricky ride
I know they're my favorite
I don't think about the fight
Our love was a chance encounter
A glance across the street
In fleeting moments
Two strangers meeting
That swept me off my feet
Golden leaves under an autumn sun
You talked about the movies
And how your life began
A life we've together through all kind of weather
And our hearts grew strong
Our love was a chance encounter
I glance across the street
Flee from moments to strangers meeting
And it swept me off my feet
The buzz of traffic, the bright city lights
We talked about marriage, who you'd invite
We talked for hours and I had brought you flowers
And our hearts grew strong
How can something so special be mere happenstance?
Was it destiny calling or just life's little dance?
Our love was a chance encounter, a glance across the stream
Fleeting moments, two strangers meet
That swept me off my feet
That swept me off my feet
we are
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This is mail or a bootcamp.
These players have paid $18,000 each in a desperate attempt to boost their aura.
I want to be a better man. I want to be a better entry fragger.
You're a piece of shit. You're decent. You're a piece of shit.
You may not like it, but this is what peak male physical form looks like.
Which one's your leader?
Me.
Jesus Christ, you make Brolin look like Nelson Mandela.
Not to wear your failures like a batch of honor.
Are you a bot?
No, I'm a f***ing bot.
What are we gonna say in the pre-match interview?
We're gonna fight them.
Me?
In game.
Maybe we'll carry them.
In game.
We're gonna carry the Quark, sis.
In game, right?
Yeah.
I can see what they mentioned you.
Bro, don't be saying that from broadcast.
Alright, youngstar, what are we gonna say?
We're gonna f***ing come up.
Okay?
They're overrated.
Mm-hmm, get in there.
I trust each one of my boys to smash them.
Oh yeah, now go out there and give that interview.
Any final words to your opponents?
Listen.
We're gonna...
No.
Oh my gosh.
We're gonna...
We're gonna...
We're gonna...
We're gonna...
Butcher their corpses.
Butcher their corpses.
I take a seat.
Butcher?
They're not they're not how do you feel about that Harry? I know you were warming up. Sorry. He's not ready to start either
So I think it was looking pretty sure. I didn't know I watched him. He's hitting some headies in the warm-up cell
I'm feeling all right. Yeah, I'm feeling all right
I think like I said if I'm like 70% by the time we get into it
I think yeah, like you know if he's got 40 year old mechanics, which I believe is a quote
30 year old dad nearly versus 40 year old mechanic. Okay. I mean it's an interesting head
Yeah, yeah, just sound like that. I missed a beast video. Yes, I'm thing
Yeah, only one only one you want a million dollars for a fan. That's huge. Oh really?
I hope he really is interesting. He posted on Instagram. Okay. Wow. So that's coming soon. Mr. Beast
I did see that they felt his name wrong on Mr. Beast games. Mr. Brest has done it again
How do you how dare you?
That's what I like to hear. We are good to go. That's the camera now
That's the camera and we're gonna go flying through beautiful production. We've still got the gorgeous
Jayras and Rush is absent. Where did he go?
Jakey.
You got Jakey now.
Oh.
Every time I try and say hello to Rush, it's Jakey. And every time I don't, it's Rush.
What's up, Jakey?
He can't talk.
I know. It's just...
He says what's on set.
Yeah, he says what's on set.
Nice, thanks.
That's good.
It's funny how when there's three games in a day, Rush does one and Jakey does two.
No, yeah. We do two.
Jayras does two.
I think it's because you're on the shift, Janko.
I think he's trying to avoid you.
You just want the smoke.
You should unlike Harry Harry wants to smoke he's gonna go to the flame Harry wants heroic to take this map
I do zero in a series. Come on heroic. Let's go with massive heroic bands here. Sorry passion
They're great excited to see JT a long time coming for JT to have some good pieces around them. I've heard this
It's all the rage
Double jewelies personal favorite single jewelies just sound his ass crems gone
Putt Molly spreads and drops down which will limit his contributions for a minute
JT can hear all of this and the site is already lost
Passion I enjoyed some of their new stuff. It was kind of flowing enjoyed their pieces. Yeah, I'll do this round
Excellent's getting at least one more
Shots shots
Julie's everyone gets to go
It's a good games out of Senzu, but they might not be able to enjoy the fruits of his labor finally Senzu with good peaches
They're on a holiday after SMM.
I hear they're going some good leeches.
Yeah, it's nice that JT's finally, you know, trying alternative medicine methods.
Yeah.
Some good leeches.
Fashioners need to know this new team.
They're like a family.
Good nieces.
Yeah.
Honestly, I love his eyebrows.
He has some good facial features.
Oh.
And it's you know, it's always
I know people are critical of landlords, but I'm glad he's got some good leases.
And did you know that their coach, TC, is a doctor?
I guess you must have had good teachers.
Oh, okay, well they're not a high enough.
Are we all just...
It's a good time to end it.
Okay, a force by second round the MP7 and joy that is Senzu. He's in the server. I wanted to highlight that there he is
Thank you, Jakey. Yeah, he's big Rick and Morty fan. He doesn't love a good me seeks
That's really bad now Harold is miss me seeks impressive. Hi, I don't remember
How do they sound here? I miss the me seeks look to me
That's actually pretty good
Oh, that's great!
I'm sandwiched, I'm sandwiched.
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
Don't worry, Gakko.
Starting the most important round of the game.
Yeah.
How do you lose that without any kills?
That's right, because they're just sending one guy outside with the smokes, right?
They want to split B, but the outside guy dies early.
So now there's a stack waiting for them at Tram.
The problem is like, the teams do this, and listen, these rounds are like,
Not guaranteed wins, you know, like these are not necessarily super easy rounds to play
But when I see people try to contact ramp, you know, mid to late round
It's like you're kind of asking for it at that point, right?
There's so many things that can go wrong. The scout can be under heaven
5-7 can play up close like some, you know, like you're sort of hoping that they're just maybe a deagle like on ramp
You're gonna chase him down and then you can split with the guy. I don't know
I want to see more upper rushes on the anti-Forcebuys, no joke, because it's very potent when your
opponents don't have a lot of utility to counter it, right?
Like sure, they have pistols, they're going to try to get close range, but you can also
buy MAK10s and have the advantage there, just do it like once every three games so
people are worried about it, you know?
Like no one plays fast in these rounds anymore.
It's true.
And Shigo, you're a certified nuke in Joyo.
Would you like to see more top pops?
I'm in agreement.
Yeah.
Point
Better than walking ramp with no nades. Yep. Yep as we've learned
One of the harder ways commem's gonna have to give it up. They come around
Come on
Because it's like all right
You want to go yard most of the time because you have the rifles and they're stuck with SMGs or pistols
But then there's a scout if they go a lot of kills, maybe they get one and four
Oh wait, this is getting interesting somehow.
Doors, so you'll take single and you'll hear the vent rock.
I mean, I confirm they're not ramp as well, so you know exactly where they're coming from.
They have two kits, but JT's on one HP.
Youngstar's gonna time this. Perfect.
Yeah, you're right. I think Youngstar's done it.
Blackstab!
Oh, passion! You just get control, you win with five sevens and then you lose out to tech nine to the couple of nades.
couple of days just happened last map
up
i was like even all cake when it's falling back gets one kill
i did chase him down who's this guy
yeah
that's a problem right there
it's brutal
it's all good
Yo!
That's quite heartwarming too.
That sounds exactly like me when we play.
Yeah, it does.
There are similars.
Can you actually imagine what?
Yeah, I thought it would happen.
I thought, like...
Maybe like, really sarcastically when we lose that round, yeah.
Wow.
Alright, team.
That's more like it.
That's one team.
Yeah.
Nice one, team.
You're so fucking good, guys.
Go, team.
most people have a rifle
this is America
don't catch it sleeping though
no one really towards that B bomb set for the side of passion
Oops, Crescent didn't necessarily nail the smoke.
Eh, it's fine, he's a shooter as Harry will soon find out.
Just...
I can't count, 11 more rounds.
I'm rooting for them.
I'm rooting for them.
They're not even trying to push something on the side of passion, they're just committed to...
Yeah, it's like a sanction, we'll have another go.
Back.
I told the sound
You see all right race want to go fast
J2
Or the outfract is lost map
It's totally fine. You don't have to rotate be if you can just kill him on the retake
Just like that try starting off on a better foot than he did on overpass or the outfract is lost map. Yeah, oh
Dickey's going to the next round!
Oh, they're so loud!
One more denied!
Oh, so close to brilliant from Saas
and teasing the chat.
Oh, that was such a valiant attempt.
Nick's a safe passion from a very awkward one
after what was a very impressive way back in to be.
God.
Hectic. Unpredictable.
No one's one-two rounds consecutive, right?
No, we just traded them.
How did they lose that?
They got into an empty bomb site.
Right.
the hard part like get finding the path of least resistance but the first
frag and then it just all starts to topple down what's he junk starts not
gene him up now is he maybe Harry's a son to something Chris and it's just so
scared of him yeah he's already like the idea that he might have to play a
1v1 very malleable 0 and 4 from Chris very manageable for you Harry
didn't even know that he has a pink headset on this one's this one's for
the big man big son yeah I do it for him
definitely the bitch
look at this sequence three out of four
running third kill for running oh he
committed to the spray as well
he's just happy with me no stress
I can have more but like when I'm standing I can help more
Two other comms keep that up Simon yeah and co nice team nice team so good team so good team
And I want to win you know as a team what not Chris and stand out dirty
need a life game
Interesting position for JT and around that's relatively important.
Some would say quite important considering your loss bonus is at 1400.
And he's only the IGL, so luckily this time around he has good pieces around him that are capable of winning 4v5s.
Yeah, that's the hope.
Another death ball secret from the side of Heroic.
Another MTB bomb site.
What can you get wrong?
Common logic would dictate.
Someone will go be...
Here he is.
Send someone else.
Get more bodies down there.
You're 4v5.
Take a risk.
Live a little.
And he's back to ramp.
secret door single door rush oh lines out the hard way wow sauce to keep some
coming yeah they got shooters man
shooters be good pieces who wins that's it like a worms game
What a terrible game we've kind of shaped so far.
Like this map?
Yeah.
It's been a bit bizarro a while, hasn't it?
Oh!
I like it.
Oh, I'm trying.
There we go.
There you go.
If I only tried, I would start trying.
Oh, God.
4 and 14.
Last map, JT5 and 13.
Sends you 6 and 14.
You have great memory, Kugel.
Next one.
Happy with that?
Yeah.
Not giving you a little nod.
That was nice.
Maybe we do like an emergency sub.
I do try instead.
You know, you know.
Well, they're not going to win at this rate, all right.
they're down it's just so easy they're already on the floor
I think you kind of looked it I think Chris doesn't have that's how that's
Queen has a mouse cursor on the cross I do want to learn new flashes great yes
oh I haven't seen this one online up with the bolt then line up with the line
on the wall with the shadow pointing click and just chain them jump
throw oh he's got a couple more you know that was all those are double pump
here comes wave number two please wave number two please little Nate delivery
can more try might be productive to this okay he's holding exactly I'm sure
he'll turn no oh well done well now you kind of know what's up yeah on roof
foot bomb throwing nades. Where could it be? No one home obviously.
What goes to the last tank? This one's out of the blue, but terrified of the empty bomb
site. How would they know? Overcook incoming. Fear of the Unk known. Let's just love it
when there's like three M4s in play, a 5-7 and an MP9 and then an MP9 makes an early
play and dies. So what are you doing anyway? Instead of letting the M4s get a chance to
play. They still get to technically play, they get to save. That's me. Quite nice. Okay,
if you ask James, the best. The best, then. Go the peppers. The tortilla. The mayonnaise.
the salsa
the guac
the whole thing is very wet
it's a very wet taco
that's how I like it
it's just mayo
I didn't know how to sing a taco
the original lore, it's a burger
yeah, let's just spit on it
I didn't know how to make a burger with a tortilla
but whatever, watch me
have you noticed how there's no more burgers
there's just smashed burgers these days
to be fair, smashed burgers are kind of goaded
You know what you're talking about.
Yeah bro, get one tonight.
I'm having a Smash Burger tonight.
That's where you get it from Alex.
B-A-P.
Oh, Joseph's grill.
That beats Joseph.
Do you like Truffle?
Oh, okay. The Truffle burger's really good.
I'll try a Bat Barrier.
Both good.
A Truffle free Barrier.
I'll try a Bat Barrier.
I'll try a Bat Barrier.
If you're on Stockholm let us know. Are your favourite burger please?
Where you get your burger?
Send it into the mail bag.
From Trouble to Trifle.
Oh, Trifle?
Strifle.
Strifle.
Strifle.
Strifle.
Strifle.
Strifle.
I'll have to screw up.
Counter strifle.
You can download it on Steam now.
Nice jump.
Yeah.
Love what you do with that.
4-2 and not much here for passion.
I thought you were telling me the time.
I know Pasha's doing the warring.
Surely not that much.
It's late.
Alright, come on then.
Sonsu, do something.
Him and Kaverne, the two that have been hitting hard.
Yeah, Khven's making the replay.
Doing it for their captain, JT.
Captain, my captain.
They are his good old reliable pieces.
That's what they are.
Oh no, it's shooting bollies!
That was a jump scare.
That's not going well for KVAL.
Rifle revealed.
Pistol put down.
Criss-in getting a confidence.
Yeah, I have to say that aim there, that's...
Looks scary.
I mean some good mechanics.
I as well call him Crispin.
Oh!
How easy.
Okay.
The hell he's any
star
Shooting shadows
He's a rifle or he's an all-pery can do it all he's a young star
So good team, it's okay. They are so good at five to two full control full buy from passion UA and the orb comes out as well
All right, this is where we have to start seeing some some do something. Yeah anything from passion. Okay
Five AKs the five AK 47 strat
T side nook gives him a lot of freedom to maneuver
Try does have an op true true true
So perhaps that will
lead to a change of fortune for himself
I have no wonder that passion is losing when you are giving him footage of a rock.
Super cool.
And I'm not okay.
I just won that 1v1.
It's always coming.
Oh, he's falling.
Thanks for having the opening.
Send zoos on it.
Kvems in pieces right now.
Sends who?
They're just sneaking on by.
Do you like this T-Size? Very annoying. They keep getting secret with no info and like,
yeah, passion could fall gamble, but they don't know it's four down secret again. Sure, that
first round, where it came down to the clutch from Susp, it was fully announced. You know,
they're throwing all the nades and running, opening doors. Now, they give you nothing.
And when you're already 4v5, it feels like a lot to pre-rotate B in this position.
You could just get pop-popped at any point.
Any pressure, Suspense is nice.
That's why an investigation lobby is seen as a good idea.
Too little, too late, B is lost.
Yeah, getting back in can feel just like it's a mammoth tusk.
You don't want to handle this.
Suspense got your rotation cut.
JT's very well aware of the possibility.
How can you take a mammoth tusk?
They're already extinct.
Yeah, exactly.
So, better to save.
No kit.
Manny, oh Manny, this is getting out of hand.
Ice Age.
Ice Age, thank you.
That's great.
It's not, there's no monsters to zinc, but...
No.
Pretty good.
His fault is dead, so he may as well take him with him.
Yeah.
He kills anything here, that would be crazy.
You don't have any.
Oh, gosh, mate.
Go on.
Oh my god.
Well, this is the only option.
I think we're getting the 1v1. I have a mighty good feeling about this.
Yeah, I don't think you're making a bold call.
60 rounds already.
It certainly does.
And it's like the perfect way. It's passion just completely capitulated.
Yeah.
Heroic doing a good job, all planning a solid game.
Prison's just throwing nades.
Prison throwing needs. Respectable, he's had good calls.
Yep.
Happy talk show and he's calling. Good calls.
Can't call you way, I'm a layman.
One of five, love that.
It's good for you, all right.
Gotta say. It's exactly how I wanted him to win.
Yeah. Contribute lots in terms of the ideas,
the strategy, really, like everything he should do.
Here's a nice alternative strategy
to deal with what you are outlining Hugo.
Silent truck!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, we, oh, oh, why!
I guess they called, we put the molly down, you have a timing, maybe bad info but he'd already beat the molly, so...
Which is disappointing because this was sort of the counter, send up secret right and then...
And he doesn't have any idea if try with the X-Pone alone either.
That's just disappointing.
They'll flush him, but it's like, what cost?
Okay, I was going to say, how long do you want to hold that?
Not too long.
No, topside defences tucked in, JT perfect off angle, lovely, rewarded for it, now second asking a lot.
Need to step up on his individuals.
Ooh, Bullets did significant damage, but their hill got a collapse up against the Senzu Spray.
Caution 3.
Well recovered, just kind of annoying for Trey, who's not really had the feel in this game, got 4 kills last map, has 1 and 6 right now, didn't even get to fire his orb.
To be fair, I'll say this, even if your teammate makes a call, oh, he can't be down, where the hell are you going?
Where are you going with your you have the perfect position where what's your what's your best case scenario?
What's behind the smokes at psychotic you have the best position stay? Oh, so this is not his game right now
I mean, I'm sure not feeling particularly
Comfortable in the comms
They're shooting. They got shooters on them.
They got shooters.
The piece is on, sir.
Now they go down the vents.
All quick timing.
He's open.
Yeah, even burned by the deep taste.
Probably still about this rotation.
Yeah, but why are you gonna stay down?
See ya. Thanks for the sight.
It's the top sight.
Why is he going down?
I don't know.
The teammate is outside.
and they need to spot people in Lobby
these rotates are all whack
it's more fun when you have to retake I guess then
you just have the sight and they have to come to you
ooh, little bomb slide
ooh, it's done on the stab but it's nothing
you're hoping the Lobby contingent can try and open this up
but it's being accounted for
oh it's great
Nilo in position to shut this down
it's playing tight
I don't clear it
and that's round thanks mix it this is like this is such a weird game it's the
perfect game rounds is just being handed to her own legs I don't want to take
it away for a first map they were excellent but now passion is just out
positioning themselves yeah that's the good way to put it maybe we're seeing
some of that communication issues you know that's bad it only works the only
communicate well against liquid everyone really dials it whenever they play them
well I think we're on to a good half here guys that's what I'd be saying if
I'm in heroic maybe I will be after the one V1
We'll see watch this one what a character rock that would be from just being you know
The winning is medal of honor Pacific Assault player of all time to being a player on her
Kind of you know running it back you like yeah counter strike equivalent of pink slips for his contract
Yeah, when was your last official competition Harry? When was that medal of honor tournament?
2018 yeah like nearly 10 years really 10 years since your last prize earning yeah now back in the server
We weren't playing for much back then that was like the biggest one of it
I got 10 10k pretty good pretty good
Definitely on the leaderboards there a lot of pieces. Yeah old third on the leaderboard earnings for that game. Wow
Wow
Double all coming out. That's how desperate we are
Try dropping him back site and he's got a position. Oh, yes. That's
Still here prison. Oh, it's good. Let's see what he's got not shooting him, but he is burning him. Yeah, that's the utility that's
It's not
We get Harry. This is best case scenario. Yeah, you saw that
He's not wall. He's not wall.
I saw that. I saw that.
Making great calls.
He's holding his team together.
He's throwing the nades.
There's not much ZX who's on a name map, though.
He's not shooting people. That's a good point.
But he's not shooting people.
Not currently.
And the thing is about these 1v1s is...
Yeah, I shouldn't reveal this, but players have more to lose.
They have way more to lose.
Alright, you should not feel any pressure.
If you feel any pressure right now, you are...
I'm just...
You are in the mud.
Drinking soft drinks.
Yeah, playing without pressure.
You're in the mud if you joke this out.
Yeah, in the mud.
In the mud.
You watched that McConaughey movie called Mud?
Uh, I think so.
Yeah, I think I have.
It's on my list.
I want to watch it.
I don't recall it, so.
OK, not the best.
I haven't seen it yet.
Wait, why do I know that?
Oh, I know why I know that,
because it was in the Nathan Fielder episode 6,
Finding Francis, season finale.
Is it a good film?
I've not seen it, I've just heard a bit.
JT, that's what you want to see.
Yeah, nails it, good stuff here.
Arm spotted on the map and the rotation down the vents.
Is that...
Youngstar's got to get out of there.
Try is in a bit of an uncomfortable position if Crizzan starts running at him.
It will be audible.
Cenzu's not necessarily tending to the whole drop, main.
Oh, there he is if he strafs in like that.
Cenzu, can't find number two.
Crizzan, big kill.
Key trade.
Good stuff.
Keeps us round active
3d3
Covim searching missing them young star waiting on this pipeline to main back site try no no no
Where's he going?
30 seconds. I have to push him try maybe some shots to connect to the end of the half
Repeat buddies run down Covima cover
To be one got the gun to get the bomb and they're not gonna let you passion
Find five. It's an ugly half if I'm being honest heroic calling a storm and they've got the shooters on duty
right now seven rounds looking for the 2-0.
Come on, get together tonight for night.
And even if you don't want to be with me tonight,
you can't be with me tonight.
Come on, get together tonight for night.
Tonight's the night
And even if you're feeling blue
It won't be alright
See our troubles behind
And have no doubt
Don't you call your mother crazy
Let it all out
Oh, oh, oh, oh, feeling
We're standing in the groove, the rhythm's healing
Oh, oh, oh, oh, feeling
Turn the music, oh, oh, oh, feeling
At the break of dawn, ooh, a brand new day.
Every day will be brighter, in some kind of way.
Oh, tonight, forget about that time
Tonight we're all just good-bye
One time a night
Now I'm home on a feeling
Staying in the groove of this feeling
I think you can feel it, that this is a matter of...
And that's what it is!
Ladies and gentlemen, we're back in business.
It's time for the second half of Nuke 7-5.
has not been pretty from passion but they did manage to muster up a five rounds to seven.
It looks more competitive than perhaps it is. We'll see if Heroic can keep shooting as they
have been shooting very hard. We've seen the individual looking good.
Crazy with some strong calls and we have let Harry off the leash to go warm up for the
potential head to head. It's not going to help them. Oh! And we're going to a third.
Thank you. Will you apologize if Harry wins? Will you take it all back?
No, absolutely not. I'll apologize for absolutely nothing, Smiths!
It's classic. It's going back.
A hood classic.
Thanks, Vlad. Once again, showing a sharp aim on display, takes down one.
Now it is 7-5 for Heroic, but the last four rounds of the first half, the score is 3-1 for Passion.
So they're in the lead in the last four rounds.
I'm looking great now because they're in a 4-5 situation, but...
They're a slow burn, you know, passion. Takes them a little bit of time to warm up.
What this concerns me is how powerful the words in English and all that.
Oh, it's just a small part of the plan.
Oh, this is his warm-up.
Sans was alive.
Yeah, that's always something to hold on to for passion. You still got your maids as well.
Looks like you're gonna have to retool the plan. That's if you don't lose your boys on the way.
They're piecing the puzzle together. It's happening.
It's down, Vance. It's over.
Actually, okay, we three with the bomb down easy for try and sense. It's he's making a good point here
It's definitely on gonna work out on the ramp out of the site
Double it's not for double Kevin fight
I told you 2v4 and let's talk about that third map. I don't even know what it is Harry get back here
Just to decide a passion fighting for it pistol round goes a long way, but yanko yanko yanko
Hugo Hugo Hugo it's these second bloody rounds full series long. You're not wrong
You are not wrong. It's a good point, but you see as I told you
They're getting warmed up right so now you're gonna see them pick up the pace go outside start shooting start blowing their heads off
It's a great add. This is my anti-eco. You call the main smoke, you use rifles, they're
not going to fire you. Okay, maybe there's a scout. Shoot it. Run at them. Oh, you have
lobby. I don't care. I'm on T roof. Oh, it says we just main spammed. Full control.
Control how do you win this you don't nice force by?
Had a way out he dropped back down JT's got the trade, but
For two it's still fine. Everything's fine. Harry three mapper
He's coming back don't worry. It's not you it's us. It's us
Harry three mapper
Yeah!
Okay, still used it.
Still used it.
Production, can we give Harry's mic to you?
Can you come back to us, please?
He's come back to us.
They've silenced my boy!
Please!
Welcome back.
Hello.
Thank you, production.
Sorry, we were setting up the 1v1 circuit.
Okay, now I hear it's going three.
Yeah.
Yeah, we've just decided.
That's the rumor.
Oh, I told you, told all of you.
I see it once we get to the first time around, you know, there's a chance to sit back down
and sit back in the sofa right now.
It's so close.
Yeah, I like that you got to take these stuff out, but you know, and we feel like
Chris's Pieces.
Reasons are my favorite.
Yeah, you actually like it.
Reasons, pieces.
Yeah.
Peanut.
You want the editing.
Peanut.
You want like the full cups or do you want like the little
small E looking thing?
Bro, have you ever encountered the Reese's Pieces pretzels?
No, bro.
But I do like I do like my favorite chocolate pretzels.
Well, not chocolate, but like their peanut buttery thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That does actually OP.
Ooh, do you know what is overrated?
Overrated.
Overrated, okay.
So it's like a kentish thing or something, mint.
Mint, mint cakes, crock, mint.
Rock?
Just give me a second, give me a second, I'll find it.
Like just rock?
No, there was like a specialty somewhere in England,
which obviously only 1.5% of our audience could find.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But there was some kentish, mint, mint something.
They are not the vibe. I've never been more repulsed. Someone brought them in at one point to school like yo
I've been on holiday check these out most repulsive thing. I just don't like mint
Mint is like a great thing for like, you know gum
It's toothpaste, but like I don't want to be eating my toothpaste. I'm not desperate to be
Chewing and swallowing in kentish mint. Yeah, it's come on nothing. Okay. I'm just making it up
Hey, no, no, I believe this takes
Let me let me do some research, but either way thin mints. Is that a thing?
Thin mince? What's a thin mint?
That might be it. Either way, cookie, gross. The little thin cookies. Oh, yeah, well, I can after a
gross
You just don't like mint, beer, yeah, no. Mint chocolate chip ice cream. Other than that, that's okay. That's good. I like it
Like it feels like you brush your teeth. Yeah, put in like a chocolate in like an ice cream
That's why that's my preferred way to do it. Yeah, every more brush your teeth with a thin mint. Yeah
with
Just a spoon. Oh
Lovely everyone shooting now
His good pieces have turned to shooters because he crossed them to the right side of the board
Chess
Everyone's playing he could be cruising at chess
No
He's smart
Yeah, he's got a good brain on him. Oh, you're just saying he's got his four-year-old mechanics
Yeah, or he is a four-year-old. He is a four-year-old mechanic, okay?
I can't wait for the show down if if I don't know
If it goes to a third, I don't know if it's gonna, I'm already kind of pushing it. Yeah, we are a bit delayed today
a bit
Just a tad delayed touch
Well, how do you think how do you like them thin mints heroic?
Revolting in the lead. I didn't think I'd be saying that they've looked like a shell of
themselves in this series. Just inside every shell is a tasty turtle.
I'm one of the birds on the beach that swoops down when they're born might be a dumb question
But are there only seven C's?
Janker
You know you're better than seven. There's more C's than seven. There's more C's than seven.
At that point they only knew of seven.
Because they live in oceans. Hey, that's a tricky one.
We haven't done that in a while.
Twin? That's cute.
Can you name five of them?
It's called twin.
Alright, the one we want is back on.
He's on the roof.
I
Could so take try on that maybe we bring him in like if for a loser's interview
No, I would he beat me even though we just stumbled there. I
Just think it's I'm just happy to see sends you again
He's happy to be back about yeah, and it didn't look like he took six months off his gameplay was still there
I had to adjust, you know, once the burnout faded out.
Yeah, that's true. You get the hunger back.
Talk about hunger.
Yeah.
We'll say it hasn't necessarily been the most controlling loot game.
No, it was a lot of walking around for Heroic, getting down secret in the first half, and then saves or attempts at hunts here for Pasha.
Why are they hunting him though? This is quite exciting.
As they can hunt.
Yeah, let's try it. You want to get in his head.
Fishbash, Bosh, killing after time.
After time is good, but I mean, luckily he only got one of them. If he got two of them, it will have really been worth it.
He's still got your 3 AKs and an AWP coming through.
It was audacious to be walking through that smoke.
Anyone can win.
From any point.
It's a tight game.
It is a tight game.
Eight.
Eight.
It's really close.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Alright guys, let's all stand up here.
Yeah.
Okay, we're all up.
We're up.
Okay, come on.
Come on now.
Alright.
Yeah, hold it together.
Let's wrap it up.
Alright.
We're wrapping up.
We're wrapping it up, Harry.
We're wrapping it up.
We're wrapping it up.
I don't fucking know who.
We're wrapping it up.
It's a bit early.
It's the end of the show.
If it were you for passion, so you don't have to play that one.
Oh, I think you might.
I want to play the one you want.
Prison's 5 and 12.
You want that small.
It's fine.
You did your bit.
It's over now.
It has yet to begin, because Hurrah could take you as that.
They're doing it.
They're doing it.
Come on, prison.
Couple of kills.
Prison.
That's my boy.
All banging.
I'm repeating, Senzu on the left, one more bullets.
He's gone off to 4v2 and they're locked out right now.
This is Bebem and Senzu, these are the pieces.
Oh! He gets another one through the storm!
Mechanics changing gears as he's brought Heroic into the lead!
Bought some water on his head because this is a chrisening!
Good. Good to save that for the 1v1, I think.
Oh, well, do we have to cast the 1v1?
No, no, no. I don't want to cast it, but maybe we still have time.
I'd like to watch it. I'm gonna be there to see if I can do that.
And then it's your fault.
I need full privacy.
Don't talk to me.
I'd stop.
I don't even want to speak to the prison.
I just want to be locked now, I will.
I've been a very uninspiring piece-hide so far from...
That's just great. I can actually read all the numbers and everything.
They also had a ton of money and everything.
Continue to get the bomb down these two rounds, couldn't get anything going, really.
Right in the way you go Michael.
I know, I'm walking around.
This is great.
Dude, lapse.
We're all definitely in Yankees way.
Yeah, I believe in chrisons so much, come on.
Why are you staring at him?
He wants to know his opponent, you know, they say know your enemy.
Yeah, I'm studying.
Yeah, the art of war.
Little light of an apple going on.
Oh, you read if you read the art wall. I haven't
Yeah
He's alive and kicking one hell that is the old down. What makes it but how do you win this post? I don't care
All right, let's do this just
Okay, how you do it just do it gotta get through rap try lurking John the buff
Okay, they're gonna clear him out. You'd like to think it's not the best spray. Oh, well, nobody's saying it's a best spray
He got his he didn't get any trouble. He threw him off
Four on four they're gonna get going they're gonna get moving away. It's a pistol. Yo
Pieces they're starting to crumble since you want HP still gets out but still
Doesn't quite get the output. I was hoping for a look at the time. I'm is really low one kill in the right place
to do it. Oh, stop. Oh, man.
One said something. Three kills from X-Flow to defuse in the smoke. The perfect flashbang
man. And that is an anti eco that got awfully close. But can they capitalize? Can they do
anything or what has been a underwhelming T side from Passion UA.
Sick flash by the way.
Nice, nice.
Good job, nice.
Good job, good job.
We take to us, it's fine.
He seems pretty calm and composed.
Yeah, he's hyping up his gang.
Not a gang obviously, just team, a group, it's cult.
If we keep throwing this third smoke so Crem can worm his way through, then do audible
knee move.
They're going to come.
Yeah, they're thinking about it, a nice block from Sus, he's held onto it.
They want to re-aggress into this.
This is very cheeky, Chris is at the front, so that's by his side and they catch JT
looking the wrong way.
Perfect.
Leave!
Chris come on
You got around what you want them the mechanics running the guy there's the seas
That's my go I didn't see them
11 8 and yeah, remember guys this is for elimination down 1 2 at the bottom of the buckets
Sit passion. We had higher hopes. We had high expectations. They came through and took down liquid
We had close loss against Boots. We did. Same against Payne and now nothing but Payne against Oroic.
Looking for Twitter.
I hope it's in the beginning.
Oh, any more though. Where did they all go?
Ooh, I kind of like what he's done with the dongley jangle on his deagle.
Colourful. Dong jangles. Dong jangles.
It's a film.
There he is.
Don Jangler.
Make a movie.
Don Jangler.
Youngstar's gonna take the first, and then you're gonna accelerate with your Tec-9s and kneel up.
Oh, he actually pulled out a naked awkward.
Oh no!
It's really awkward.
He's gonna lose his pistols.
Yeah, they're really awkward.
Again.
Eat this kill, Youngstar.
He's gonna die.
There's no death.
X-File and Crisina are already down here.
Yeah, two men in the lower.
Let them in.
Come on, Crescent.
Walk it home for the boys.
Have for the 1v1.
Corrent, just live.
There you go, Nelsap.
Unnecessary.
Oh, no!
He eats himself.
They're scared of someone there, but Exvile shot his own door.
What the hell?
Doesn't matter.
Fine.
Everything's fine.
Alright, through.
Nicks overlooked.
Oh, clean headshot from Susp.
Run!
Right.
And you may succeed.
Still lay ramp between everything of Susp didn't find our lovely double headshot.
Three in the round for Susp.
Prison start to rack up some kills.
Harry's warming into things since it's wealth comes on the board and passions.
Elimination is at stake.
Four required.
All right, Harry's going on.
It's going to be one setup.
I happened to the last day one, man.
This is not looking good whatsoever.
Yeah, what's whoever like this you wouldn't say there's any redeeming qualities and takeaways I mean this
Is all kinds of bad
It's not like six deaths with that kill. I think one key take away why I'm committing to that fight like there
There's just no need. You're the only player from that side. Your team already has the site. Yeah, true. Just wait
Hide your time. They have to be worried about you
You can't do it.
Elementary mistakes made.
In this T side, leave them as nothing.
He's fast dead.
Boat, JT, good flash.
Set up one of his good pieces.
Couple of chaotic entries, that's what I like to see.
But Youngstar has hell with the orb.
That does leave a gap.
Gap taken by Nix.
Yeah, this is huge.
They should start throwing something main
or something to create more space for now.
space for now. I think he had a good timing to just keep pushing but it's being the safety net of sorts.
I mean they have B so he's got off a key rotation point, a safest rotation point. That is a banger.
They're gonna just go out now. Nobody's home but ramp is locked down and that's something
heroic. Don't know. Do they overlook this position? It seems like a certainty right? Young
start's gonna be loud about this. Nix will have the ring.
Nails, carry!
Wow!
Please!
It's too safe here for Nix, and it's left him a man down.
Oh, great wrist, straight from Sasp.
He wants it.
Yeah, he's just pulled back. He considered his options, and now lets the round players
play. Now he can sneak down. Maybe JT's gonna get backstabbed. Especially when they
get the Sims 4.
They are really...
Oh, no!
He wants to win this right here and now only try can save passion. It's all up to him
They just need to go on the diffuse phone
Game set magical elimination passion left out by who are very impressive game from heroic today
They come in with their shooters and they shoot their way through the series a banging first map and even a bit of a
Fight put back their way from passion here on you for heroic stand tall
They stand up for the test. They stand up for a 1v1 against Harry Russel.
Crisn, Christopher Strollgard, taking him on up next, so hopefully.
I'm actually really excited to see if Crisn's down to clown.
You know, you've kind of teased us. Ever since Green's day, he's signed up.
He signed up for the list.
You know, we had a youngster interview. Harry challenged him.
Crisn said he was in for us, so let's see.
We're going to get our people on it right now as Harry gets warmed.
and passion of course, commiserations, disappointment,
you have got to take away from passion here apparently.
Yeah, I think it was a much different passion
than what I saw the first two days, you know,
where they looked like, they looked actually surprisingly cohesive,
I would say, considering the changes that they've made.
And it's the first international team for Senzu.
I believe first English-speaking team for TRI as well.
So you would expect there to be issues, things to iron out,
tried to just a lack of time to practice but yeah it didn't look too hot today against
Heroic.
They beat Liquid at least but it seems like almost everyone's doing that so far.
For the foot, close game, paying the same and heroic domination, Youngstar may not
be an AWPer but he can AWP.
Cat Overpass was sublime.
Yeah, really good Overpass, I am back from him and I mean they've definitely had more
time you know, I've been together for a long time as a unit.
of things are flowing and things are functioning and yeah I like the way you summarize passion
as far as it cohesive like they were surprisingly cohesive and not today.
And you know for Heroic they just got hit with it like oh you're not gonna have your
opera for the foreseeable future right you know as the season was starting so you're
scrambling to get a player young star has to opt now and I think take that into consideration
I don't want to say they are doing admirably but they're probably doing better than what
What you would expect, they're still in the hunt for that major qualification, everyone
is going to matter. Obviously a huge win today to stay alive in the Pro League and get one
more chance tomorrow to make it into stage two.
Yeah, it's getting closer. I think it's certainly a realistic goal that Borough could
be sent, to be honest with you.
Yeah, they missed the last major. That was a big kind of mistake, but that was kind
of unexpected. They were just on the cut off, just falling short.
There was also Pro League that played a part in that, right?
And then some of the losses that they've had.
So I guess we'll have to see, but honestly, that's not going to matter whatsoever.
It can make the major.
If you somehow lose to Harry...
It's got to do with fall.
It's got to do with fall.
It's all over.
It's over.
OK, we're waiting to hear.
But the rule set is a map CS2 version.
It is first to 10 points.
There is armor on helmet on.
Short freeze time short post round. Is it the only you spawn with a gun?
I'm gonna spawn with a gun, but there are guns at your feet. You might have an M4. There's an AK there. There's no orps
Okay, orps allowed. Chris has said that's fine. Harrison on orper and
Glock and USP, but we're using rifles today. Yeah, hell yeah. Okay. This is gonna be huge
So hopefully Chris and signs up waiting to hear we've got our admins on the side Chris is getting ready
I've been confirmed in my ears. It is happening
I it would be such a tease if we do this for four days and Chris goes actually
I'm hungry. I've gotta go eat you go. No, I mean if Chris and said that right, okay?
Yeah, it was a long day. Yeah, you know, we've had a long day here as well
And there's still more counter strike to wait for as well if you are still here after to be a tree
The last game liquid something
I'm 80. Is that the 8? Oh, it's a banger. Oh, we will be there no matter what and
The less fun bunch coming up next. Yeah, the okay bunch. Yeah, that's pretty fun
Yeah
You're right handsome you get touch darling
Yeah, man ready. He's getting ready. That's coming up next liquid liquid macy thoughts
He thinks they're fucking dog shit
It's a bit much
He was in Henry's voice as well. So I heard I know
I know what he said, but look, that's happening in 15 minutes and 38 seconds.
How long does it one-v-one take?
Four and a half minutes to take down Harry.
Well, I know Harry is usually done in under 60 seconds.
So I think he'll be fine.
Okay.
It's the hip thrust.
It's another set.
Harry, get on the mic.
I first discovered Counter-Strike through a group of friends
that I played League of Legends with.
Well, I'm...
Hahahaha!
No, it's all wrong...
It's alright.
Never mind, it's cooked.
The war's different now.
What the fuck is this, you have to get it right now!
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Oh god!
Oh my god!
Take your foot!
Show it around my face!
Hey!
I do not think we should so lightly about on our defenses.
My boy at JKS has a point to prove.
I can see why I hired you.
You're ready for this one.
Let's blow the bloody roof off the Lancest arena.
History is about to be made.
Yeah, write the song.
Bread...
...SPLAYER.
What are you doing to my god damn name?
It's D'Oxchitchad. We're telling you the truth.
He did fell in love with the game straight away.
He always loved...
What's in the play as well? That's when he got obsessed with the game to come back here and tell these cheating fucks
They may take our reload, but they'll never take our freedom
Well, well, well we are back in business ladies and gentlemen here. We are this is the hotly anticipated one versus one
We are waiting for Chris's arrival right now MC kindly providing warm-up services
Is that regulation is disapproved by the referee MC's a great counter-stroke player perfect warm-up for him Harry looks locked in
You notice he's using the one-by-one res as well 1080 by 1080. What are your thoughts on that mode? Yes, no mode
It was actually something I learned from Harry Russell myself took it for a spin felt an immediate uptick in my performance
You remember that one beagle I hit in that one wing man game. You remember that?
I remember it well. Are you still using it though? No, I actually retired it recently
I try I've gone back to old ways 16 by 10 a little wide
But not in the full no mode that Harry is rocking today. We know if Harry can hear us today
Are we coming in silently? I wonder how I would hope he's fully focused on the game
I don't want to be distracting him.
I think we'll get him into him.
So we've got, um, oh no, wait, wait, wait, wait, oh, there we go.
Oh, let's go.
How we trace.
How you doing, man?
I haven't seen you.
I'm pretty good.
I can't hear just to witness whatever they're about to do to my
boy, Harry here.
I wanted to see his last little bit of life in the server.
So we'll see what he's got on a scale of one to 10.
How much do you believe that Harry Russell could be a professional
counter strike player in the one versus one?
Well, it's not just any professional counter strike player.
It is chrism.
Right.
like that is the idea that he plays against chrisen so
i'm thinking if there's a chance today's the day and this is where harry's gonna
let those dreams not be made to see some absolutely it sounds like chrisen's in
the cell like teamspeak server can you confirm or deny chat there is a bit of
a conversation going on right now between chrisen and harry they not banter
just lightly getting to know each other my god this is happening jason what is
the or school on prediction for this one
well i think we're gonna see harry i think it's gonna come out really hot
He's gonna have to like a 4-0 lead at the gate. It's gonna be a little bit of a little bit of catch-up situation
Harry's Harry's gonna win this 10 to 7 10 to 7. I think yeah, Harry is notorious Joker
It's a game time is it game time
Okay
I can't hear if anyone's telling me like what's happening. Yeah, I haven't heard anything
I've heard nothing but your smooth, silky.
I'm just, I'm running around here.
We're just waiting for him to join the server.
Wait, why does it look like deadlock?
Is this like, oh, it's a deadlock, aim deadlock.
Okay, that's cool.
That's kind of a good map we played the other day.
Yeah, it was good.
So, I mean, I kind of want to talk to Harry,
but I don't want to get me in a killer's flow.
That's not a good idea.
You know, at the moment, I think there's a pretty game interview.
Is he getting in the server?
I'm getting in the server between the two of them.
Is he getting in the server?
He's getting in.
We're just having some tech issues right now.
Um,
That's good vibes are good.
Actually, we're getting on like a house on fire.
I really like this guy.
Uh,
You're not going to talk any shit.
Are you guys?
I don't know.
That doesn't seem to buy it.
Like we seem to get on like really well.
Maybe my new best mate.
Okay.
But can you, uh, can you get him in the server right now?
Can you get him in the server right now?
Trying to get him right back in the server right now.
Whatever.
Connors.
Okay.
Hardly anticipated.
Harry, get back to your warmup.
Yeah.
192.108.
If you guys are looking for the IP.12
This is the highest honor that you can get as a commentator
And the way the player base is leaving you wrong
I don't judge here's a question for you how about a basic game of randoms come on
And the boss looks like a pussy.
Nice bait.
If I speak in a big trouble.
You guys cool over here? Oh, yeah. Yeah, we're just looking for team like
No, no, no, I just think it would be it's really good for you guys
Is that something that's gonna be frequenting our home often be abiding yeah
Yo, yo, what's going on everybody? It sounds like it might still be happening. I don't know what that means
I don't know how much I believe it, but allegedly we are gonna still try make this happen
Thank you having like a real conversation
I haven't even asked this and talking about not sure what the problem is apparently Chris and cotton join the server
Yeah, which does kind of you need lucky excuse. I'm just holding rubbish. I don't know where the camera is either. I'm really lost
I have no idea. Thank you Chad. Yeah, really really good
Appreciate it nice as well. I can imagine like how are you like and I remember you on OG like
How are your mic is coming through the broadcast now? Oh, I'm like my mic some broadcast. Yes
Can we get an update?
Yeah, I can connect to server by the way, still.
He still can't connect and each heat's closed. It's not looking great.
Why not?
It's not looking great.
What's the error present?
First the nevus.found, you know?
Maybe I don't know if I should download it.
Like if you have a steam workshop.
Ah yes, I do.
Okay wait, let me send.
Okay wait, we're gonna send it here.
Do you have a steam?
I might be able to.
I send hiring them up on steam.
Can you get it to him?
I'll just bring in my tech guy here at home.
Oh, bro, you got a home tech guy?
I can restart myself.
I saw your solution with the integrity cam.
We like that.
Duck tape in your phone, the shit every day.
I'm going to take the server, though.
No, but it's desperate time.
She don't want this integrity.
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can't lie.
It's fucking tough.
It's because they're worried, bro.
They're worried you got that radar hacked.
Yeah, but it's because, yeah,
Astralis also wrote when we played them
when my camera died.
They were like, we believe him.
Yes, integrity is all good, but it is fine. It's good that we don't have cheaters. It's nice.
Alright, we've linked you the map. We're restarting the server.
Okay, I subscribe to it. Let's see if it does feel like a game.
Uh, I just... I'm just looking if I have it now.
Wait.
One sec. Come on.
I'll try connecting now to server, just see if it works.
No, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, I'll restart the game actually, because it's a success, but nothing is happening.
You guys still have a game by the way afterwards. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why you know, just cool it off
We're trying we're giving it our best, but I just mean there is a whole other game to be played
Okay, apparently it should work now let's see Chris, I believe man, I believe in you
I believe in you I believe in me. I believe in you. Can we all believe in it?
But the only thing I don't believe in is me coming to the server very early again
Yeah, so I'm able to establish connection unable to establish connection again service still
I know that's kind of feeling like you might it might be GG. I'll give you the time update
I can see it in the bottom right. It says five minutes and 18 seconds
You win again. Yeah, give us one more win and we run this back, but we get it. Yeah, well, it's good
Yeah, the suspense is really...
We will, we will.
Alright.
The only team that maybe wouldn't care what we won would be if we played Paravision.
I know man.
They're looking kinda...
kinda vulnerable.
They're a bit a little shaky, but...
They always manage, you know.
Yeah, well.
I can't hear Simon on the talk back, he's very quiet.
So I don't know Oscar a little a little tech goblin what he thinks one second
Yeah Simon trying to talk to me
Guys can you hear me live they want to try one last thing
Hey Simon there you are
We're changing we're changing
We're going to dust 2 just to see if you can connect to our dust 2.
Like hopefully you have that map installed right?
Yeah.
Try that.
Hopefully, hopefully this could be it.
It's first to one.
If not, I already know how we problem solve this for the future.
Sorry.
Sorry, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, but it should be, at least that's the one I'm using, all I have tried.
We're on. All right. I've been informed we'll have the technology for next season.
Next season? 24, 19 people working on it as we speak.
We'll do it next season. It is going to be the most.
I will say that there should be no issues with him joining from somewhere that's not
here because it's not a server based online server and I also connected to it from Malta
when I was there to test before we came and rush connected to it from Germany. So whatever
the issue is, it's not routing.
It's something though. We just, you know what, we just had to pull the plug on it.
It was the first time we tried it. It didn't work out.
That's a great idea.
We'll never try it again.
We'll probably never try it again.
But it was a good try.
And I'm glad that we tried.
Yeah, I'm too.
If you don't try it, you never succeed.
the rival is going on here.
Yeah, I could get a chat talking counter versus the post-pam
podcast.
That's true.
That's a heavy rival, OK?
Which podcast is more popular?
That's the question.
Who's making more money or more view?
Well, we've got it.
Money makes them all go around.
If we bring HLTV confirmed into the mix,
I think we have our answer on both fronts, please.
That's fair.
Yeah, to be fair, to be fair.
Quick one here.
Whip around the room.
We got any whoops on display today?
Yes, sir.
We got a whoop Henry.
He's got a smart watch, which is the same thing I would say.
Classified as a whoop.
It tells the time.
I don't use it in the same function.
I don't wear it when I go to sleep.
What's your snack, Jason?
What do you wear when you go to sleep?
Naked, nude, or?
Naked, full nude.
Really?
Yeah.
Holy.
Yes.
I've never slept nude in my life.
I don't like it.
You should try it.
I need the support.
How do you know you don't like it?
I've never done it.
I suppose it's a good question.
I don't know.
I don't like being naked in general.
I don't know how we go here, but that's where I'm at.
That's where I'm at.
Ouch.
Hey, my glasses.
You guys really are the fun bunch.
Yeah.
Cracked up real quick.
Just going to watch you stack.
Stack some vitamin D and some magnesium, and that's about it.
Okay.
He's keeping it alive.
Dinka, what are you rocking with the other lab?
He went to the vitamin store today.
He kind of is the vitamin store there.
Stocked up.
Vitamin B Complex, Omega 3, Vitamin D, and Magnesium for blood glycinate to be used.
So he's not rocking that much, Henry.
He told me to take 10 hours sleep, juice the Magnesium.
Yeah, I felt it.
Two days in a row.
10 hours.
I sleep by three hours a night.
I don't know what brand you got.
Yeah, but you notoriously have sleep issues.
I do.
I do.
I don't have my actual sleep aids with me, do you know what I mean?
And there is a song with you.
It's called Clean Glasses.
That's for sure.
Very clean glasses.
Very clean glasses.
Very clean glasses.
You look very distinguished when you do it though. Everything you say feels a little bit more important.
I don't look very good in these glasses, so I don't put them on until the game's live.
Oh, yeah. I think you would look great in Jason's trousers though.
They would. Would you like to buy them?
I don't know how many detail. Is Alex still here?
Alex is, uh...
Hey, what's going on guys? They're all around.
Can I just say this? Yeah.
You'll get more traction out of the trouser story once the game's live.
You're right.
When did we have a like an easy time?
So that was kind of like a little teaser.
That's a taste tester.
A trouser story is coming.
a big one. Yeah, some might say. Some might say. Now this is match of the tournament.
Oh, so far? It feels that way. Or in general, it's gonna be an MAD2-0. I mean,
it's two Titans of a certain classification clashing up against each other. Jason,
are Liquid still North American in your humble and honest opinion? No, no they are not. So do
you still support Team Liquid as a man who once wore the jersey? I support the Team Liquid
for our organization.
ESL presents the ESL Pro League in partnership with
Intel
Acer Predator
DHL
Zones
and Jax
Support the team liquid organization the the team itself however is a little bit
good a little bit rough isn't it you know like I I feel like I've supported this
lineup as far as I can so at the moment there's hate watching going on it's kind
It's kind of popular liquid to fall into that category now with someone who's impartial and doesn't care what happens to team liquid
Jason, how do you hoping they bomb out they get a new webcam first of all
Get a log whatever brand of web anything but this I'm so sick of looking at it. I think it's charming
I mean it lags as well. I know I think it's kind of funny. That doesn't seem official
I'd be finding him, but it's not it's not drawing as much away from the internet needed for the game
So we won't be lagging think about the real problem Jason we can't see the sponsors on the jersey clearly enough
That's true very good, and they're paying me
Very good. That's the angle of attack that you take I'd be pissed about someone get Joker Steve on this but Jason
Let's say that they times they fumble the bag here. Yeah, so they get eliminated right here right now
They've done this up up to some French local land for VRS points. Yeah, they have its desperate. They still go to it
They will have to for VRS points. Yeah, they'll have to they have no choice if they lose this they are bugger
They are out of options, but they are buggered.
They are up a river without a paddle, and it's not a river you want to be in.
There's alligators.
Shit's river, I think they call it.
Yes, that's it. I was trying to...anyone.
Hey, that web, don't put it on me, but I'm sorry.
It annoys me, like, I know this guy's rich.
Buy a webcam.
Someone get a webcam.
Yeah, I'll send you one. I'll buy it for you.
Really?
So where do we lie on this, gentlemen?
It is T1Q vs. M80.
I think this is the last time...
It's probably got past Semperphi. Let's put that out there.
I think this is the last time we're gonna have to look at DLE's webcam.
I think that's the last time we're gonna be live.
Okay, yeah, it's actually live.
I think Harry won the one we won against Krisen as well, so...
Oh, wow, a whole lot of celebration there.
It actually happened?
No, it was...
Oh, he's got very excited about it.
Right then.
So, we haven't commented before.
The odd time for everything he made in here.
I think you guys have a different flavour to chat about, right?
Yeah, we're trying to...
It's gonna get a little melding of style, so it might be a little bit rough to start with, but we'll get there.
I'll let you guys know that we have fun.
Yeah, yeah, that's his cat phrase. We like to have fun. We have fun. We talked about asparagus last night
What and the color of urine? Is that what you're getting?
Not the color. It's the smell really. Oh, I've never actually
Experienced it. I don't know. You've never had asparagus. No, and you've never stopped naked two two things
So I could get used to living big things. I'll do I'll do both tonight two things to know
Legs were in a hat and that's all we can see on the cam. Is that allowed second of all liquid
Oh, yeah, I put a main control saw nothing walked back to be they're playing retake
couldn't be better for liquid. Yeah, lovely little call. And they got the deep
spot on the retake situation, then across the bomb into play, getting planted.
Oh! Oh, no. Oh, that day was going to the perfect spot, ends up getting destroyed
before he gets a chance to let it go. They got a kit. They have a chance. That's
what we say around here. They've got a chance. There's always one of those and
they've got a flashbang. Let's see how perfect it can be. Here comes the
swing. Ooh, blinded Shui into the corner. He's still alive. Oh my god, how has he
got away with that one. Elysia also getting a kill from it. So hopefully the kit from Sin
will be enough to get them back in here for the win. JBL is taking two headshots, finally
down to Shuei, and then hunts down the frag of his own. So ultimate P250 all the way down
in the water. JBL gonna hunt him down and get the kill, but unfortunately not enough
time for that old defuse. Lots of money farmed though Chad. Five players going down.
He's gonna have what? 3K? Yeah, he can drop an M4. Yeah, it's true. So we will
We've taken a look at, M80 do run a variation of the virtual system, Henry.
The virtual system is one of my favorite systems right now.
It's like the London system.
I know you're doing this a little more.
No, it's like the London system in chess.
You run it every single time, you have different variations of it.
It works every round.
You seem to be able to react properly to what your opponent is doing.
So we will be running, Henry and I will be running over the virtual system after
map 1.
Oh, lovely.
So everyone will understand and probably start running the virtual system.
There's the M4.
out. Oh yes it is. Three players from MAD are over towards A, and three players
in Team Liquid starting towards the B bomb site very early on here, switches
without a full time. Oh he survives just barely. That's big, hold on but they're
gonna move in behind it, and once again the B bomb site, once again forced into
retake, and I mean you might as well just save. Because we're gonna pretty
good jingle for this, I don't know if you guys have a full Henry, should we do it?
S-A-V-E, you've got economy, you save it, ah, ah, you save it, ah, ah.
We like to have fun here, boys.
I like that one.
You have a couple of good names.
Bigger's the airport.
What commentary you can expect here tonight.
What nice names there.
We'll be saving that.
That's the same.
Did a little bit more like golf commentary what we're going for here this evening.
A little bit more chaotic at golf.
You could do your daily stretches now, Henry.
So are you giving it a go?
There's still a lot of space down there.
You put your glasses on and move closer to the television.
I'll go bad-eye, Jason.
Have you guys not tried the sitting on the ground method?
We did, yes.
Alex tried it yesterday on the headset Henry is using, and it pulled the cable out so
he couldn't hear out of his ear.
Hold on.
I just noticed a Maltese archives book has appeared.
It's on the table.
How long has that been there?
Maybe all day.
Oh, so are you looking for your battery bank?
A bottle?
Bottle?
Bottle?
Hmm, I haven't seen a bottle.
Bottle?
There's a cub.
I haven't seen a bottle.
If we find it, we'll go back to the hotel.
So Hugo's bottle.
Hugo to jump her in a bottle.
I don't know.
The mystery of the bottle.
Yeah, it's going to be bugging me for like 30 seconds.
Well, uh, lucky they saved that M4, isn't it?
Slacks given at this time
Finders keepers I believe is the rule
Have you ever thought of a new new way to call the the window chat?
I heard you were looking for a different terminology
The Holt is pretty good
I like calling it a Holt
Okay
Thanks for dig Holt
Yeah, sentimental value
Yeah
Reminds me of the good old days
Affinity towards Holt
I've plenty of good olds at my time Jason
Seen them all
Yes, you have
All around the world
Deep Holes, wide Holes
Oh, glory holes.
It's...
Come on, take us all that kind of shot.
I was talking about it.
I was talking about it.
Oh, I'd like to have fun at that.
And it's crossing.
The line is there for a reason.
But we've established it early.
Yeah.
Nothing like that.
Family show.
As OJ would say, OJ will be calling you later as well.
Today.
Today.
I can make it happen if you want.
If he's...
Dude, before the radio show,
you were about to close the snowboard in the accident.
OJ loves me.
I want him to do he'll do they go to the stack boys the bombs that he says go to the stack elige
alleviate
And it could pretty sharp Jason anything to say about his webcam now
Well, yes a lot, but I don't want to take away from the show right now. Look at the state of it
I believe it's pronounced on a picture
Okay, most he's had a map in the pool
Ah, it's nice to be here.
Oh good, we just forgot the bomb, but it's fine, guys.
New feature?
Are we listening for this?
Yeah, new feature.
He's taking the hat off.
Looks good.
Makes sense.
Looks better.
Yeah.
Are they going to run a variation of the virtual system?
Doesn't look like it.
They smoked AMA instead of these steps.
So it's definitely not the virtual system.
Fly Naker, Zhuei, stepping up to the play next.
Oh, that's quite a hefty nade.
Isn't it down the back pocket?
That was beefy.
Nerves threw out from rugs, I believe.
Lots of early mid-control here.
Maybe too much.
They've given a lot of way on the CT side.
They're aware of it.
They're ready for it.
But Lake's taken a boatload of down.
Look at Shuhei.
Oh, that's ambitious.
That's ambitious.
Stop the attention.
We take it away.
Oh, ow.
OK.
Pretty crumbly.
Big gap.
In the round, probably down, gentlemen.
This is really, I mean, liquid applied
so much pressure and what just hit the pause button and said respond I think they've identified that they're not having a mid defense
So if you're not having a mid defense, we're just gonna walk on through true
But we need to go nuts right now. He's the one v3 essentially and he gives a complete wrong way new box
new dreams new opportunities
Nothing converted though nothing, but the slacks won't be three not gonna be happening either
He's very molly the way back here where he said there to be p. All right, right. I think it
Here it is, as I was saying earlier, Liquid are so back.
Liquid only show up when their backs are against the wall, you know?
Well, that's probably one of the best times to show up.
It's such a bad nature.
If you were going to pick a time to show up, it is.
If we ever not be backs again, it's more exciting.
Can you imagine?
Flon wouldn't get half the content out of co-streaming if Liquid just played good
every game.
There's no drama.
The Counter-Strike community needs this.
People aren't tuning into home in a way or neighbors, right, if everyone was just
friendly all the time.
Every thing is your top is that Australian soap operas for anyone is not aware. Okay, so very niche
Is it dr. Carl, I mean to car. What's that? I don't know who's the most
If you don't know I definitely don't who's the most famous person to come from neighbors
Margot Robbie
Sorry, I'm some neighbors. There you go. Didn't know that
Kylie Minogue was on there as well, right? Yeah, but Margot Robbie's got Kylie covered. Are you joking?
I'm not a gamer. I'm not a modern gamer.
I'm not talking about the modern game. I'm talking about the grand scenery.
Think about our audience.
Okay, this audience is sure. But I'm saying Kylie's got that woman beat easily.
Well, she's been spinning around for many years.
She has.
She's still going strong, I don't know.
Kylie?
Shout out to Kylie, yeah.
And her sister.
Do you know I went on tour with Kylie once? I went on the whole Kylie Minogue tour for six months.
I went on every single show she went to.
You were great on the sewing machine.
You were making a bang, a costume.
not even trolling. I went on every single Kalihaya show for six months. I worked at Xbox. She was
sponsored by Xbox. I went to every single show for six months.
But other gaming consoles are available.
Yeah, PCs, Nintendo's.
Look at this for the slacks!
Look at this CT AWP push across the mid bridge, flanking full scoped up, eye at the ready,
shots to be bolted, rounds to be whined, and bang!
Oh, here we go.
Well, at least he doesn't turn the corner and spot that little boost up. There's
the smoke clearing all he's in trouble she ways gotta get this killed needs it
needs it now damn I was looking so promising for a moment for a second like
a brief second but all of a sudden Brown looks locked in Alicia's hey she was
good awareness here all spots and it gets away I think it is a good shot
hang on hang on hang on well still round isn't it it feels that way let's
Let's do that something saving the author this way
You could if Swisher gives you something you can go for it. It's gonna be right now
Couldn't have taken more damage we tried from that name and you've lost the all
Look you that it's fine your loss bonus is maxed. You're gonna be able to find it like you're not even if you got back
No, it wasn't gonna affect their economy. They've won five in a row or four in a row
And now Nef gets an all back for yeah, oh mate little Tim. Thank you. I just looking to save that deep
But it's all good. You're right
So does everybody
Turn the corner on liquid if they end up, you know win this one. I win the next one
No, they do like a face close to the one after that. Yeah. Yeah, they go all the way win pro league after this
Anyway, what if you and I buy early?
Oh, it's not right now. We can do it. You've been trying Henry. I'll just stop second
We buy now we buy liquid stop when it's at a Brock's autumn. It's just buying it. There's no one believes
No, I'm not even up on them.
It's true. I'm kind of last hold out.
So, Tat's good.
So, what you're saying is there's no real risk.
Liquid are making it to stage 2. I'm calling it right here right now.
I'm putting Henry's career on the line.
My careers in the bin, mate.
I'm just happy to be here.
There is no career left.
I also have a great chance to buy low on Henry's career.
Yeah.
I would not invest in that.
Put it into grandma coin instead.
Don't invest in me.
me. Little reference. Hey, you're pretty reference. You're pretty close to your toes
though, Henry. I'm Chad. Look at that. Yeah, a stretch. Yeah, you get me. I'm telling you,
I'll invest in every day. You'll be there in 30 days. 30 days from now. It's not counting.
That's what's going on in my life at 37. Those are my objectives. That's what I've
got going on. Nothing else. Slacks is picking con here, boys. Oh, I like the line from
no but he's home they're gonna push there's a variation on the virtual
system that is the but okay this is in it you don't normally the budget system
two people jump in the water oh yeah I've got one that yeah but he just came
through con okay he didn't do the Geronimo oh this is the lucky move lucky
lake that's a nasty yeah it might go overlooked let's go like
He has the headshot, Lucia's had the better gun!
He's on one today boys!
He's had enough.
He doesn't want to lose to an American team.
Ogden's Lawcone had to play.
Steel can't believe that.
The law of all laws.
Steel getting kicked from his team recently, you see that?
Did he get kicked?
Yeah, after two months he was removed.
I would say that's a kicking.
Come on Josh, what are you doing man?
He can't be looking for a new team at 39 years old, can he?
He's not that old!
He's about my age.
Thank you.
It's just given me like four years.
Alright, I think it's that 32.
But, uh, yeah.
Round over.
We have another round here with Team Liquid.
Liquid's looking sharp for the first time in a long time since I've been watching this.
For the first time, we have some belief.
No jokes aside, this is a good performance.
They don't look like they hate each other.
Looks like the vibes are okay.
Yeah, you're winning. You're up 6 years.
All it took was that big win versus semper final.
The vibes were wretched after that.
Then he called that like 144p webcam after day one.
They're all turning the webcam off straight away.
Everyone's pissed off.
Show of emotions on the screen.
But I think like this could be the big turnaround.
This is the one that-
Oh, we just have a big liquid choke.
No, chill.
Chill, chill, chill.
We don't have to think about that right now.
It happens enough on its own.
We don't need to try and will it into existence.
Yeah, he is right.
That is true.
It's not even worth manifesting anymore.
That's not summoning the demon.
Oh, that's a bad death.
Huge kill.
Yeah, well look, he's still bi.
One of the great things about losing in Counter-Strike, unlike life, is you can keep on buying.
Oh, and he's lost so much.
Yeah.
You can just keep going, go, yeah, yeah.
That's what I said, unlike life.
Yeah, the launch bonus mechanic.
More money with each loss.
That's not how that works in IRL.
No.
Keep great with it though.
Depends which country you're in, Chad.
Oh
Ultimate just laugh he's laughing we saw that. I'm so yeah, where they are. There's no plans like it. That is is very much like
Dude, it doesn't matter we play strong mid strong and main or we have 3d and it doesn't matter okay?
Okay, that was Rory the coach death and it was that makes sense
Canceled up
in your right sorry if it's the talking of you Rory he's a good lap oh he's not
happy right now he's been around for ages as well yeah he's not a very American
just like Dinka yeah he's not an honorary American for quite some time well they
got a mid defense now finally plug the gap what about this gap
All the nerds slipping out.
Oh, it's getting his feet wet.
Undetected.
He's got a double.
This is trouble.
That's what I want to see from nerds, baby.
Yeah.
That's what he's known for.
It's all coming together.
And another one as well.
Doesn't even have to see his opponents.
7-0 now.
Ultimates got this.
The perfect oblerke.
And a nice shot as well from Ultimate.
They're just taking it together.
Both bombsites.
M80 have had, I would say, zero chances so far.
Yeah.
There hasn't been a round that's been going on in connection to you and not even close
Well, this is exactly what you wanted if you team liquid
Everybody looking sharp, but the Nora it's all coming together see all they needed was for Jason to stop believing
What have I ever done well, what have you ever done where to begin?
How far do we go now?
In the beginning, Harry, 2015.
He's called me Harry.
Henry.
No, null and void.
Not even Hugo.
I'm not used to those, the H names are so many.
Triple H.
Do we know Liquid, they bootcamp playing at the...
They're not bootcamping.
They're all player.
That's the problem, Henry.
So Vibes are off.
Okay, yeah, of course.
I just looked at NAF...
NAF is?
Look at the bootcamp.
he has to. Yeah, that's liquid office. Yeah, that's a nice nitrous shield. A new truck to
believe or Berlin, they have offices in new trucks. Globally facility. For now. For now.
Well, we hit that nice shot from the facility, so that's pretty good. I'm just having fun
guys. Don't take it too seriously. We have fun around here. Just playing the villain.
one's going to do it
all right let's start a chance shall we guys
what the save? which one?
defense
well the america they love let's go let's go liquid let's go
yeah we do that
defense
defense
defense
defense
not a lot of chance
chat chachay question what are you aiming for on the ct side of an embassy's days
i would have been having five or six
still possible
still very possible five rounds goes convert this four of you five
i don't know about that one i'd say they uh...
bucklies see i think the leases cameras great because he actually
more on this shot it actually looks like a polaroid
because it's static
exactly
says kind of going for the theme of the show a little bit
that's always on leases mind of her yeah
is always a little bit of a show
He's a really nice guy. Outside the server.
Outside.
If I just lived red shit on the server, he's, honestly, a very nice person.
He is. He's lovely. He is.
He's a very good human. Very good human.
He does it in the server though. He's spitting the dummy all the time.
But he's winning 7-0, so he's not spitting anything right now.
I haven't got a bad thing to say about him as a person.
He's having a great time. He's got multiple opening kills.
There's many pathways.
There's the lurk in the middle, and there's some small pit.
This is too easy.
I know. This is not what I expected coming in here today.
I'm looking forward to learn about the virtual system now.
Everyone is.
Honestly, revolutionary.
I can't stop talking.
I don't use that word lightly.
Do you think Aurora would maybe use it even?
I think teams are already using the virtual system to some degree.
I might just have different names for it.
But...
The Aurora system?
Yeah.
And look, there's probably has a few more interesting things than mine.
Mine's merely for using it in Premiere or Comp or...
You know, Starter and Uvest here.
Even low-level face it, I would say.
So, you know, you gotta be a couple of friends
and you want to run the virtual system.
That's what we're doing. We're going to cover it as a segment, I think in between maps.
After this, yeah.
Yeah.
So we'll go...
We have the technology, who knows.
Well, I think we have the technology for that.
Maybe.
I don't want to promise anything. That's all I'm saying.
I don't want to say it's definitely happening.
There have been some angry emails coming in about the prison situation, so...
It was one of the best segments of the show.
Everyone was just really excited to see if Harry could actually do it.
Could we be playing it for four days?
So...
I don't think...
What's another whole season?
I don't think we'll be...
I reckon next season we'll have it working.
We can build up a trailer for it, we can really hype this up.
I can get a leash there because it's the greatest showman, he could maybe give us a couple tips.
Here we go, ladies and gentlemen, the greatest show.
A leash is drawing a very consistent variation of the week, as Molly.
Right, so he's getting the back corner, he's lining it up.
That's itchy.
Well, right now they're expecting the delayed virtual system to come into play.
They're expecting it.
That's careful, virtual system.
And this is one of the teams that do call out the virtual system as well.
Yeah, one of the many.
8-0.
Oh, we have fun.
How many kills have they got?
Not many, 11, 15.
15 kills total.
Leg 0-7, the star player.
Ugh.
I can't believe it's Brown's star player.
He's even taken the hat off as well.
Maybe he was instructed to, because we couldn't see his face.
And it's still not helping.
No.
It's a bit like NoDisCam the other day.
Or Nilo's, when Nilo is in there.
Nothing beats Karen's camera.
Were you guys watching that game with the NIP game?
He was having some trouble getting it staying upright.
We had four tech pauses.
Any player managers listening to me right now?
Stop the f***ing webcam before we go live.
I'm sick of what's been falling over.
Well go on Amazon, order five good webcams, five good tripods,
and make sure they're all set up before we go live.
Because this is ridiculous.
They could use Gumtree, Facebook Marketplace, any other...
As long as they get it to the limo here please.
With DHL.
It's got a tripod with it, stop using gaffer tape and hoping to like, oh this might be fine.
We're doing a professional broadcast here.
I can't tell you seriously, like liquid right now and that's where they're 8 and 0.
Yeah, this is that to take it very seriously.
Running the clock down here, changing the pace on them just a little bit.
Oh, it's finally looking good for M80 and then all of a sudden nerds.
It's so far away, there's nothing you can't go through.
Now here's the deal, if anyone says the thing, you're going to get kicked off the cast until next map.
So don't say it, because you're going to get kicked off.
Don't press the red button.
Don't say it, because if you say it, you're getting timed out.
We're putting you in the corner.
Look at you, Henry.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Don't say it.
I don't know what you're not meant to say.
The thing that if you say it.
Shut up, Dinko.
I'm not on the tenterhooks.
I don't know what to do.
Dinko's getting too close to the thing.
He may as well have just said it.
Way too close.
All right, just consider how I don't know what the thing is.
I don't think I'm going to say it.
Good.
Uh-oh.
Oh, now I get it.
The display.
The display.
The display.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
You got to hunt him?
Relax?
He's dead.
No scope.
That's the best I've ever looked.
That's the highlight of the game, Sam.
No scope.
Bang head shot.
Love to see that.
Oh, that's the turning point really.
They're gonna win the rest of the rounds here.
Look at this. It is the highlight of the game. Let's go.
The game the map is already over but
That was satisfying it does
Facilitate a decent buy saving that all. Well, you guys really do bring the good luck with the games
Oh, dude, we get to zero every single series
Henry and I kind of in games good books. I don't know if you really get it
How do you get into that? I don't even think of it as book at all. You play anything other than kind of
Frank and really
It would be a big Dota fan tenor nine
All right, that's a note. That's a door
That's enough. They haven't had many of those so they'll take another
surely this ultimate
Worry nerds all stupid. What is happening? Why do you suddenly turn the corner and looking respect though?
The the caliber of players they have on the team. We want this. It should look like day and day out
This is what Joker seems paying for but he's paying a hundred and fifty thousand dollars a month in one time
I would guess it's in there. I think overdrive said that. Yeah. So overdrive said okay, not a quote from me
It's in the ballpark, I reckon
Wow, you want to see them do well at some point. This is beautiful. This is what I want to see. This is a well-oiled machine
Yeah, this is looking great. They're American again now. Are they? Oh, they're so American right now. It's crazy
easy. Talk about oil. There we go. Oh dear. Well, uh, Jayva is going to hold on to the
M4. Slacks is going to retain the AWP again and we'll call that 10-0. Someone in Twitch
chat was just explaining to someone else in Twitch chat what is, what does virtual
mean? And then somebody said, let's chat last night, so.
Bad question. What does it mean? Yeah, what does it mean?
I wish you would have tried to explain Bershaw before telling him that though. Just make something up.
What would Bershaw be?
No stupid questions here, but what is a Bershaw?
Oh, it was a Bershaw.
It's actually a rare species.
Endagent species.
Not many of them floating about these days.
Alright, well...
Listen, do you think the others have left on the shuttle yet? We might be able to go home.
Why do you have to catch a man, that's insane.
Can we resume the 1v1 between...
I think Chris is gonna get a hot date.
Ultima looking feisty here, AWP in the smoke, not dissuaded from the challenger, pops it open, doesn't spot a thing
and they'll reset the round somewhat, you'll take care of the premises, take a bit of damage, waiting for a CD to push, set smoke
Nerts will tuck himself in, anti-flash
Now without Saga, I want to draw everyone's attention to the lake's scoreline
I know we've mentioned it before but we...
I thought that was one of the things we're not supposed to mention
Ah well, we can
Okay
The other one we can't
I know
I don't like saying I don't want to mention it again. I've already brought it up once
Zero nine's not great like the great guy. He is really like a great very nice sin and do it much better
Both of them both of them in fact getting kills manifested. There we go back to the B bombs. So we go good delay smoke
No, no, no, no, no, you don't believe you don't you'd have to be falcons to lose this you can find a way
There's always a way
Oh, Lee's getting into the smoke just outside of B-80. He gets flash going in, but it's
NAV.
There we go.
Gov'n up, Swisher.
I'm sure we can't get another one.
I'm sure we'll lose.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Exit kills from slacks here.
Get those noscopes out.
NAF, where are you on jail?
Here in the step getting ever closer.
Oh, I made it. It is not their day whatsoever.
Slacks has got the pick here on NAF. Dive down into the site.
And he'll be picked from the lease, 11 to 0.
Woof!
Okay.
Woof!
Alright, handed out half. We're gonna have to log in.
Yep.
We'll have to get an IP.
Yep.
Make sure you can download them.
And then we'll see if we can whatever you need
I think these two can handle a broadcast by themselves for a bit.
I don't know there's a bit of intensity in this game.
I think they might be able to handle one round.
I don't know if we can do it.
Do you guys have fun?
We do like to have fun.
Alright, great.
Yeah, we have fun.
Little Timmy's aggressive today, me.
Finally!
Oh
Why is it the virtual system? Oh, it's a variation of another variation
Virtual system 2.0
I've smoked the steps there are two players water. They didn't continue with the push normally on the system
We run you push in towards rocks trying to get a pick but they've been off
Well the pushing be main now and they're gonna walk right into now
Look, and they got to be feeling like nothing they do matters really at the end of the day
Yeah, true. They just lost to find me three. Well now it's gonna get at least one here
Oh my god.
And Slack's treads him out.
Where we going with this one, Liquid?
I'm 80 of the red reed.
Collapsing on this.
Rounds decided here.
Flash comes in, it's a good flash too.
Elise got caught by some ultimate.
Ultima's still getting one kill back.
So a 3v2, surely this is the one for I'm 80.
Can I call me Shelly?
Surely.
2v2 at the bomb site, no Molotov for cake.
Just one smoke, but...
go and contact baby one round give him one nah ruthless well they get one
okay no 13-0 happening today 11 to one half coming in here for team liquid
They're so back
Oh, that's bad.
Oh, no!
It's gonna go all the way to the goal!
Oh, shit.
I guess they're pretty nice if they can't, okay?
Well, we do have a replace that the virtual system is being initialized right now and being
set up. We're going to learn all about it in just a little bit here, Jason, but depends
on Team Liquid. Will we see it soon? It's up to them. Let's see if they win this pistol.
Hey, I mean, they waited for the exact moment. Everyone stopped believing it was even possible
to show up and show this lineup has got some spice to it. This is, I don't know,
one of the best games. I feel like I've seen this lineup play in terms of how they
looked it's been wild. Yeah like Henry was saying it's like exactly what you
wanted to see from Liquid this whole time. Oh like he said exactly what Jokes
Steve's paying for. Yeah exactly just you know one day a week. Yeah it's not bad.
Maybe he did better than no days a week. Lot of utility for this one for our
medias. It's gotta be one of the world's best pissed arounds otherwise it's all over it.
Might just get disrupted with this push this is actually sick from Nurtz.
He's been feeling it all game with some aggressive stances and he's gonna
to find a huge gap.
Oh, dude as well.
Look at this, the bomb as well.
On the back of Lake.
Oh, he's going around the back.
So Ultimate can try and take some attention and Nert's around the back.
Two heads, lined up, he sees the bomb, couldn't see the chance or two, but Lake is going
after him.
Yeah, they've got to come back and deal with the situation, so Nert's is going
to try and disappear, but he knows he can't get away once, one more.
They're going to be committed to this, one more kill, it's everything, I've
finally got it.
Sin jumping into things, but now he gets grimy, now the brawl begins.
At least I made it bring a couple of kills back, in fact they're now ahead.
So let's see if they can convert this 3v2.
35 seconds, gonna bring the bomb back over to B.
I don't think Liquid expected everyone to be that passive.
Right.
You're probably pissed.
That many players are coming out of like T spawn, just coming out of the woodwork that far back on the map.
And you also have like, that flank from Nurture where you were hoping it was gonna get you more than the one that.
I think, who's one of this?
Take an ultimate?
Uh, yeah.
Why not? With a game they're having, sure.
We'll go with ultimate winning this one.
this one. There's no way. Setting up on jail. The lake is low. So he's going to actually nail
that one. That's like the worst spot you could have moved into. The one in down position
with no other option, with Sueh far, far away. All right. The comeback begins. Yeah. T-sided
map, I believe Henry said. He did say that. And he would be right. So let's see it
happen. Hey, matey, one in the pistol, first step back. No money here for Team
liquids in the third round if you're an 80 just depressing really that in that
first half that fight between they lost oh yeah you know there's there's plenty of
depression if they want to look into the past you know if you want to go down
right you have plenty of things to be sad about but at least now it's it's
work yourself I was from Rory I mean still getting hyped up out of the
pistol win I wonder if it was like along the lines like a Halley kind of
thing was like don't let this map upset you let's just think about the
next one this one's over also believe in our intuition I can never highlight it
enough this decide many intuitive plays happens and I am it's amazing to see
you guys are fucking geniuses that's fucking okay that's some high ports yeah
from liquid you know talking about how the their intuition I think that's that
should be like a strength of team liquid all we should have been well
there's about I feel like there's a good amount of strengths that you would
write down with this lineup that we have been writing down for the entire
Time together. We just don't ever see it actually show up inside the server is the problem
That's why you stop believing in them today, and now they're 11-2 up
I know crazy how that happened the time it on that how it works
oh
I can buy some belief back, but not in this round
It's gonna be a baby into the side with a platform thing look at you a oh, yeah
This is real sneaky round the back to headshots into the galeel. Oh my god
She was doing for too much. He actually got a chance for a third kill out of that
Yeah, great damage never gonna win the round, but a good good job just causing chaos and taking some weapons away very very nice
11 to 3 is gonna be the scoreline now
You gotta say as good as they played the one next trap for team liquid is gonna be some kind of like
Yeah, like losing a five on three of their own and just kind of the entire morale of the team right dying off
We're gonna buy up into this morning. You have to remember liquids in a very fragile state
I don't think they're going today, but overall very fragile state you have to imagine break at any point
So it's like awesome they get a play with the momentum, but if that momentum leaves them sometimes you feel you wonder if they have what it takes to get it back
Well, I'm ready by a little bit extra time. I don't know if Chad and Henry can hear us so
No reaction so I'll assume not
But yeah, they're setting up the moment getting ready for that virtual system coming your way
But we'll see what this T side looks like for a radius
They're gonna be sitting up towards be with the bomb is pretty passive just waiting towards top the T stars
This is just an early fight searching for the opener like that from NAF that's confidence
Yeah, big damage exchange he takes the the moment as the utilities flying back and forth to just step in
Nice opening kill, but look at the cost NAF brought low a leisure half HP. This rounds not done yet
We're gonna shift that bomb on over through T spawn
one. I think you've got enough players here for Team Liquid on the B bomb site to feel
comfortable about holding onto it. Yeah, well, they don't anymore. They've all decided to
move away. Yeah, they've just left. I know, this is the kind of situation, this scares
me so much. The full retake at the B bomb site, you're really putting a lot of faith,
they're not going to come through that smoke. So far, you're right, especially with the
limited utility, and two players already really low. Well, at this point with four players
doing it, you're really winning or losing this round on the flank. So yeah, you've
given up the B bomb site, but four dropping into canals, three dropping into canals and surprising swisher.
That's a really good position for the retake.
They're gonna go all the way around towards B main.
Shoot, awkward for a skill, finds a second, that makes it easy.
That sets everything up for Team Liquid.
And now swisher and sin, let the load. Just trying to hold on to an impossible post plant scenario.
They're looking at so many different angles, they seem completely paranoid about it.
Swisher at least getting something, but it's going to be Team Liquid coming through with
map point, picking it up here on Anubis.
There's a M80's map pick as well, Jason, so it just gets even worse for them.
Yeah, I know.
There's a line going against M80 at the moment.
It's a little bit dicey over there.
Really thought M80 could have played better today.
I have a lot of faith in him, in fact.
Yeah, well, you really probably thought Liquid were going to play worse today, too.
Absolutely.
I thought Liquid were going to play the way they have been for the rest of the competition, but yeah, for MAD, this is surprising in a bad way.
You were talking about the fact, you know, you bring in JBA to make the move, to try and just become the best team in the Americas comfortably.
So I'd say, you know, they were at the start of the year, but I think with this NRG move, I think we're coming...
Could be up in question a little bit.
Yeah, reopens that combination.
I think M80 still looks a little bit better on paper in my mind, but I think that'll be a real competition later on in the year
That'll be something fun as well for like the NA regional events. Yeah
But right now M80 definitely not showing us what they're capable of and Team Liquid just having a great time
While still inferno coming up next and then Mirage as the third if we need to go that
They're facing struggles.
Oh, look at this by two.
Galil, T9, Mach 10.
And look at two putting over that fray, matey.
No, not at all.
Not a firecracker at all.
Alicia's peering down through the new hole all the way down into the water.
Quite a pretty dangerous game in middle though without any kind of anyone spotting
for him whatsoever.
Swisher just below.
Climbing up now.
Elise gonna be flamed away.
Cast back in behind the doors.
Naph gonna grab the opening frag.
And team Liquid four kills away from closing out this first map of the series.
They know it's coming as well. They know it's gonna be a pl-
Oh! He's blind and he still grabs it.
Chewie one more, not on the cards, but Naph is there.
Back and forth we go.
Elise up next.
Recoil as a struggle brings Lake down very, very low.
Yeah, still a chance here for him to keep this one going, but
bomb is on the back of Slacks. Now make it his way through mid.
Nerds about to get an opportunity to remove Lake. And the fact that Lake is so low,
there should be no way in which Nerds loses this. So he goes in, he gets that kill,
and now it's all on Slacks. At least he's found the open A bomb site.
Bro, it wasn't Lake like 0-9 at one point. When did he get 10 kills?
It started a second half.
Well, that's pretty legit in terms of recovery. Obviously not doing anything to
to get the team over all back into it.
Such a hard deficit to come back from.
Good shot from Slacks.
Oh my god, okay.
Now Nerts can pick it up.
He's got a smoke and a kit.
And he's all for it.
This one's for the map.
Can Nerts win this against Slacks?
He's moved towards Bricks with the M4.
Nerts will deploy some utility.
Smoke onto the bomb to create the pressure.
And the damage done.
But Nerts is nailed to a headshot and Team Liquid getting the job done easily over
at 80.
Hopefully this is a side of things to come.
But for now, a great showing here on Anubis, plenty to look forward to.
Forward to relegation as we get the virtual system coming up.
What about that here on Anubis after this?
Can we just go back and boost?
I smoked OG.
Yeah, we waited out and we still take mid drone.
Can guy just boost me? I feel like I can just take it right now.
Yeah, I can.
And that's a chopper.
Okay.
MP7, I mean.
Just right here.
Hey, re-sports con.
Yeah, we're getting close to him.
Flash mid.
Yeah, mid. I'm dinked again. I'm dinked again.
I'm gonna go back.
Okay.
I'm flashing a mages.
I'm also dinking.
I'm on the camera.
Yeah, dude.
I can hold it.
I think we should split B boys.
I can fake A's with guys.
I'm not gonna be able to make a team, I left the main.
You can give me your flash, you can flash for your guys.
I'll flash over the sun.
They're panicking on A guys.
Ski left also boys.
Contact.
Yeah, he picks.
We walk, we end B split here.
There were two on A, for sure, there were two on A.
I cannot mollycam, you're just gonna let John join us
Care double strafe con here
Yeah but
You let me need the AWP
I have one more means of this
30 seconds to go
Okay we got two reds
What's on the backside, check one
I'm checking Apex
Sun clear, sun clear
They just mollyd outside there guys
Apex clear
I'm peeking
Let's push through
He's hobbit, hobbit
Out, end of path
Left, left, left, left, left, go
Dead, 3v2
I'm planting
Can you do the hotel?
What's coming, come!
Let me hear
Okay, okay
I smoke 10 per case
I killed them
One more, one more John
One more, uh, can I?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's dead water
We should, we should get a flash
That's right, they're made
That's not a good B
We can't steal them!
Do you need it?
Okay, let's try to rec pass them.
The break on the left is just going in.
Yeah, I was smoking break it guys.
I'm smoking tempo.
Breaking remain.
Boom.
I'm pushing bro.
Oh, pushing.
Got you, got you.
WT, WT sitting sitting sitting sitting!
Get WT.
3, 2, 1, I cannot see.
Dead. One more close, they're dead.
I saw a con, I saw a con.
I'm gonna go con, I'm gonna go con.
I plant for con.
Dead CT
I'm gonna pick up you
He's out
Nice!
Good fucking shit
Someone can jump, come
I'm going come
We're flanking
I'm close, come
Two BNB already guys
Done
Dead
Right
I'm staying alive, come guys
They're just walking the temple
Don't need to do anything
We're waiting, we're waiting
One close call
He's Apex somewhere guys
Nice
Nice job guys
It's okay guys, we fucked up but we said we did good
low-theory repeatable setup that doesn't rely on memorization of certain
needs it's about strategic reactions where your opponents are doing and
certain variations. Would you say that's an accurate summarization? I would. I would, I would.
And I think that people need to know that a lot of time and effort has gone
into refining this for the people. Yeah. So we understand this is interrupting
your traditional broadcasting schedule but this is a matter of public safety. I
would say. We're not necessarily bringing you pro-level setups here. This is something from the boys.
for home. Yeah, this is for home. Okay, so there is one initial key element of this that
everybody at home will need to learn. So this will be the T-Stair Smoke from the fourth spawn.
So there are new five spawns on an UBUS to clarify. So someone will get us every single
round. Everyone on your team, as long as you're five stacking, and I would recommend
this for a five stack. Don't try and run this in the three to split unless you know
they're up. Ask them if they know the purchase system. If they do, you can run it. If
they don't, it's complicated. You should make a YouTube video of this. This is
important stuff. So fourth spawn, you get yourself in here and what you're gonna do is you're just
gonna aim at the top of this corner of the wall here and you are just going to, as Nara
here would say, jump, throw. Alright, you're gonna follow this one through and as you see,
this is going to land right here on the T stairs. And the idea of the system is we're throwing
this every single round. Okay, that's why it's similar to the London system, you've been
all familiar with chess, you run the same setup, opening setup at the start of every
game of chess as well. So that's what we're basing it on and then the idea is,
Chad I believe, once that smoke is down, we're setting up two players. Two best spawns,
Center so you and I could come here right now and we could imitate so if you take first one and I take second spawn
We're leaving spawn freeze demands now we go so we're both just absolutely high tailing it now
Me is the second spawn I could be safe
I could try and extinguish a molly if it's going to come in for you
But you just launch out the window and we take this water control mind that will be smoked
I have a nice tea sasmo there and we don't need to pass here really exactly. This is the choke point
This is what we're looking for. This is the area of interest
Yes
The only thing after running the boat assistant they once they cotton on to what you're doing
They might be holding towards rocks. Yes, so you need to just be cherry for together
That's the first focus but then look at all the real estate you have on the map
You can this then be re smoking we will both have smokes remaining unless the second spawn had to extinguish
We can resmote this two more times
And that's what makes this change in a new bit so interesting because the CT options before were quite limited
This allows you to have water control now. This is just phase one of the first two spawns
Let's take a look at spawns three four and five
Now as spawn 3, you are going to be coming middle as well.
Now it is important that spawns 1 and 2, drop you there incendries.
So you can keep piping incendries to block middle.
As the third spawn is to contain middle.
Because worst case, what could happen is the teams can sneak past
and they can shoot your boys in the back.
You don't want to do that.
So if you have your incendry plus 2 more
and then you've got your own smoke
you're able to really block them in this choke point.
You've got like 20 seconds worth of blocking you.
A lot of youths are there. So that's third spawn. Fourth spawn. You've thrown that smoke as we've highlighted. I'll do it again for everybody playing at home.
Every round. Every single time you're finishing them. You don't necessarily have to run the bird system. You want to be thrown that smoke every single time.
Indeed. Now, as the fourth spawn, you're going to go over to B, but your job is merely at the start of the round just to be concerned with B main.
You just want to hold on to B main just for the start.
You're not necessarily smoking at the start.
Use your smoke so you're gonna have to either ask for one for a teammate or just molly it delay your staying alive
Okay, so you're focused on and spawned five which is the closest we'll be playing down into connector
They can flash if they want and they can come down and they're gonna support their two teammates who've jumped out the window
They're looking for smoke fleaks exactly that that is a very common maneuver tease once a start feeling frustrated
They'll start sending people to the supposed to smoke and peak rugs at the same time and you should get free kills
But the fact you've got three players here. It's difficult to lose it now
Now this is merely phase one of the virtual.
So we're already in phase one?
Right.
So once this has been taken, right,
now we have just identified that mid,
that is a standard response.
If you lose water control, the T's like to take mid.
Now old mate has just thrown one, maybe two, maybe three.
He's blocked it for as long as he can.
While that's happening, and nothing is called B,
fourth spawn after coming to contend with this area,
sees it's clear, sees that it's pushing,
will rotate back to become the second mid player.
Now a bunch of different setups. You can come over, you can help out your boy, you can be flashing through the window.
There's one that you can do, you can put yourself in this corner, you aim right here, right, you can flash, your teammate can pick off of it.
And you're going to continue to harass mid. The two of you, so that spawns three and four, become the mid combo.
Now you're asking yourself, what's spawned five to it? Well, you've helped out your boys. They've got the water control and they're all good.
They're safe, no one's dead, they've got the space. Spawned five now becomes the main defender.
He flops back now he's worried about B. Now once the smokes spawns one and two are subsiding right?
They're running out of smokes fading over to what stairs these two players don't hang around. Why would you?
I suppose is where the variation comes in. As far as if you get an opening kill here that changes the system side of course
Would you say if you get the opening kill do you want to fall back or continue to push?
I think look if you're happy and you have the smokes up
I don't mind staying jarring. Yeah, but I would say once the smokes about to subside the third smoke drop back both of you
I think so, take it down to it.
Spawns 1 and 2 now become connected offender and B main offender,
which means Spawn 5 can now rotate back and join middle,
and Spawns, what we had was 3 and 4, one of them can go over to take A.
You know that they can't be A, your teammates have had full control of water,
and you just...
I guess some people say like a hymn, Henry.
They do say like a hymn.
The only reaction is like, one of the strats, I used to run about 6 months ago,
and I was playing quite a lot, A rushes through rugs are quite prevalent,
so that's the only counter I could really think of.
We're going to beat them, they will not, we will be fighting them as they're dropping down.
Wow, well that is a good system, it's a very efficient system then.
A couple of other little wombo combos that we're going to offer you here for free as part
of the Bertral system if you buy today.
Now there is a molotov that I think you guys at home, if you are playing against
the Bertral system, might like to deploy.
So what you're going to do is you're going to come up to rugs and you're going to
find yourself just ahead of this shadow, you're going to find yourself on this little
bit of, it's not ground, is it?
I guess it's sand in between these bloody pavements.
Yeah, now you're gonna aim up at the shadow here
All right, where is the wall and you are going to just right click throw and that one's gonna spill down
You can even come out with a mate. You got this little pocket
It's a nifty spot as you can see Henry will have burnt to his demise here. You'll have to swing out
Yep, got a free kill. You're waiting for him down. He goes. He's panicking if you're going for late control with that
Always make sure that you are smoking towards connect yourself. There's an easy one over towards the phone booth
It's a bit of a classic you find stuff here
Just Bosch this one in if you want to early can test against the virtual system
This is what I'd recommend get one of your teammates to throw this from spawn and you as a good spawner
Go run down here, and you get a lob a flash off the warrior
It's gonna bounce above you okay
You're gonna find this and if you get a teammate that could throw you this bloody molly you are off to the races
You just saw a leash doing it everybody you just have to do it
That's very impressive a couple of counters to the virtual system. That's why you need this extinguish
Well that's part of it, there are counters to the London system in chess as well.
There's no perfect system, but this is the great system to run with your boys at home, with the lads.
And I feel like we had a great time.
You must think I'm bullish, and obviously I am.
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We have three award-winning commentators and Moses in the building right now as
you get ready for that second map. I felt very very targeted, very personal.
It was. I wanted to see what your action would be. Not a good one, I just didn't enjoy it no less.
I'm just thinking how much of what did I win?
He said commentate the challenge.
Oh yeah, I won that.
We did win that.
We did win that.
It's just on talking counter when we bully Jason, he doesn't like it too much.
I know.
I was trying to test the water.
I don't want to hurt his feelings.
He didn't like it.
I won't do it again.
Yeah, we won't do it again.
No, I just remember it happened.
We had a...
We had a...
We had a...
It's going to come when you least expect it.
Okay.
Hey, hey, hey.
Team Liquid got a big win on Inferno yesterday versus Semper Fi, so I'm feeling like
this is going to be a 2-0.
Guys, I just want to let you know.
You guys might not know this, being on the latest shift, but Henry and I are kind of the 2-0 merchants.
We've only done 2, really?
We've only done 2, I think we've only had 1, 2-0.
Our 2-0s have Paravision in them.
Regardless, 3 maps.
Yeah, but it could have been a 2-1 Paravision game, and that would have taken 7 hours instead of only 2.
Somehow, the power of you guys actually made Paravision get a couple of 2-0 wins, which is insane.
Oh, losses. It really just depends on the way you split the onion.
So, I saw some questions about the virtual system in chat, someone called us Noobs, Henry.
And I don't know how I feel about that.
Who called us Noobs?
Someone called us Noobs.
Noobs is a painful one.
I don't know if I should flex my face in Yellow.
I think chat is like what, top 1000 player in Facebook.
I wouldn't go that far.
Why do you want one?
I was at one point.
Oh, there you go.
At one point.
What are you a Malta though?
Top.
I don't know.
That Zellian guy is probably the highest.
I don't know.
I had a seven like game Lost Street that I broke last night.
Oh, dear.
big way but you know he said I see the other comments saying unks think they're
cooking so oh I'll tell you what we are cooked in the head
you'll sit on you'll sit on twitch chat I've been shit like that's where you are
we're going to be more like Jason it's true all right guys if Liquid are owning
this map Henry and Jason in tandem will tell the trouser story we played
like a team on Anubis and I want you to keep focusing on that guys. We're a really good
team. Let's fucking do it. Okay?
Alright, got to the core concept of Counter-Strike really.
You gotta believe yourself, I mean.
Play like a team.
You gotta believe even yourself.
Wow, wow, suddenly playing like a team and it continuing to play like a team in this pistol.
Yeah, I've seen a leash getting these moots before. It's never a fun time for the other team.
You couldn't do the virtual system if you weren't playing as a team, I'll tell you that much.
That's goddamn right.
Alright, that's pistol round. We'll call that one in the back pocket.
Alright everybody, now type 1 in chat if you want to hear the Chouser's story.
You may have heard it poorly told earlier today, but I've heard I've got a couple of the best in the business to tell it.
We have all the important characters that are here for that story.
The main characters, the ones in the back.
I've had the three of us here, like Alex was the only one there from the morning shift.
Yeah, he didn't have anyone to bounce off or ref with.
Exactly.
You've got to give his account, I'll tell you what, we've got different sides of the story perhaps.
That'll be fun, we'll see those ones in like four minutes and then we can tell the story.
I think because of how map one did I'll give permission for the story to begin now
And I will jump in it
Let's see they force by those I don't want to rush it, but that's the thing if you don't start now
Okay, we do chapter one you start it's a cold night in Stockholm. Oh Jesus. That's way too much. All right
Okay
I did two chapter one
A magical gathering of four individuals at the hotel bar.
Okay, so it was the three of you plus Alex playing Magic the Gathering.
Yes, but Henry was more than expected.
How small is that?
Henry wouldn't play Magic the Gathering.
Fair enough, Henry, I wouldn't either.
But the rest of you play Magic the Gathering at the hotel bar, at our hotel in Stockholm, Sweden.
Wasn't it at the bar or was it at the tables on the ramp?
Specifically the ramp.
Okay, that's not the bar at all.
Yeah, exactly. That's not why he said the bar.
Yeah, the lobby.
Anyways, force by now.
I know, that's why I'm worried to get into this.
Yeah, we'll get back. We'll get back. That's the soil.
That's chapter one. It's chapter one.
Yeah, come back for chapter two.
Season two coming at a couple of eyes.
Establishing shot.
At least he didn't bit of trrrrrr, no, he's away. They didn't chase him down. He was low on HP.
They thrust themselves forward out top banana.
They didn't get what they were looking for.
They drop a block smoke and now they look to rotate.
Chapter one.
Okay, well...
You're not committed to this if you're liquid, right? You just want the presents.
You wanna show it? Show a little leg? Get him interested?
Would you rather be a shower or a grower, Jason?
Grower?
You'd rather be a grower?
I think so.
Who am I showin'?
I don't know.
The world right now.
That's an awkward silence.
Let's keep on moving forward then.
Well then!
We're learning a lot about each other today.
We have fun.
we have fun well three players still over at a right now from eighty a fourth
now joining them through the archway lake oh dead ultimate on the hunt for the
second kill good bottom damage as well here around the long corner all the
flash is good though and slacks is good for the peak and finally dead at the
hand of shuei who's detected another one on the balcony shuei keeping it clean
that's a beautiful shoot appreciate that you gotta appreciate time for
Two jokes aside, that's beautiful.
Shoot, hey, we'll call him.
Right, so chapter two.
Chapter two.
We're sat there, not in the bar.
Not in the bar, specifically near the bar,
but somewhere where the Swedish liquor license
doesn't allow us to be.
It's about 1 AM.
He said 10 PM.
No, he's lying, then.
We started at 10 PM.
Sure.
OK, so.
Not important detail, but the incident happened.
Three hours later.
We're about 1 AM.
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
It's a longer, you guys are playing a long game
of Magic the Gamerick.
If I'm not mistaken, it seemed longer than you.
It was longer.
It was a longer game than you.
I was falling asleep watching.
I'll be honest, no one was talking.
Brady interacting with me.
We're talking.
I was just kind of.
Then suddenly, a man walks in.
A friendy, a weary traveler.
A weary traveler, yes, indeed.
Entered the building.
Wearing.
He had a bit of a journey.
He had interesting attire on.
He was wearing a winter jacket, fully hats.
Makes sense.
It's kind of inside.
There is a large sense, but I would say six foot four
or about 190 centimeters.
And he may be 300 pounds.
Yeah, big man.
Big ol' dude, about twice my size.
He had a very physical presence.
Um, yeah.
And he walks in, uh, big ol' winter jacket on, but interestingly, nothing down below.
And when I say nothing, sure, he had boots on.
He had shoes.
Shoes and socks and socks on, no problem there.
No problem, nice tattoos.
Happy with that.
But he had no pantaloons, no trousers or underpants.
No undergarments to be seen.
Um, not a single one.
As nature intended.
He had a red hoodie tied around his waist, you know, like you tie around the waist like that?
Yeah, yeah.
covers the buttocks yes does not cover the genitals so he was free in the
front cover them depending on the
the angle she was standing in the angle with which you receded and he took a
liking to Jason he spotted Jason straight away did you come to me live
for his hello boys you play matter the gathering all that's cool I love that
game Jason yeah we are we're just pretending it's normal no one's already
reacting at this point and then the question comes in the million-dollar
question to the million-dollar man he says I buy your trousers I buy your
Now do we say that's Ender chapter 2?
That's a cliffhanger, cliffhanger.
Alright, first right for us to hang a nail down.
M80, do they have any fight in them?
This is an elimination game.
Get pro league journey on the line.
Do they want to be seeing the man with his generals out in Stockholm or not?
Let me tell you, big genitals lost.
Oh, a genital.
Rower and a show.
That's what he's saying.
Oh, dear.
The MAC 10, what's he called for?
He called for like 28 years later.
Samson.
Imagine Samson for 28 years later.
That's what we're dealing with.
Yes.
He was an alpha.
An absolute alpha.
They have traded very efficiently into this A site.
Into the alpha bomb site.
I'm actually kind of surprised that Mady's
kept it into a 2 on 2, to be honest with you.
That's not bad at all.
They got a crack at the retake.
Mollie's not going to do anything.
One site, one pit, both coming up short.
One kit on big swish.
Yeah, but he's low.
That's not ideal.
He's got the smoke.
We'll see if he leaves parties
Ultimate the big clutch ultimate moment inside of the site launch be first and he doesn't get anything time
So M80 somehow pull off the retreat. I was very unlikely around to win
But what at least jump I think that's a had to have been a mouse for right? I hope so
I hope that was a mouse jump. Oh, it seemed like he he realized it midair
It tried to talk his head down and so got so got rex. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, that's tough.
I bet Bastion has a Contex Cam on that one.
Of course he does.
Yeah, see, he's like, yeah, that's a strange time I've had to jump in there.
It's a bummer.
It's upside.
It's upside.
How are they feeling it?
Oh, cronchy.
He tried to duck too, you know, so I put the head down as well.
We've all been there.
I like that.
I used to do that on the SNES.
I still do that, I think.
Oh.
Or dodging flashes and stuff.
Yeah.
I have a little bit of movement.
The arm out.
He was the reason we launched in the arm out.
It gives you like an extra, an extra centimeter, you know, it gives you that extra return.
Sorry, what?
Samson didn't need that.
End more than enough.
All scoops.
Okay, so we, I suppose if I made a win this round, we could have a turn on Chapter 3.
Yeah, true.
Next eco.
Well, that's a big day.
So, how may I see coming to life there?
It's looking promising. Couple of opening frags.
Time to get on their feet. They only got three on a noobish, right?
We missed the end.
We were prepping the virtual system.
Which was a good system.
I don't want to chat, I believe.
They did cause noobs.
You'll get them back.
Not even N-E-W-B-S-N-O-O-B-S.
That's when you know it's gone wrong.
Damn.
But the thing is,
these five on threes have not been going well.
No, not at all.
They'll be fine with this one. They'll be fine with this one well.
We'll go far back there.
I love Jason's optimism.
Liquid's got to commit.
Never met a stoic quite like Jason.
That switch is low.
You bang on, they are lacking the resources as far as players are concerned right now.
That is a well-timed block smoke.
Sick block smoke.
Oh, but it's blown open for a moment.
Yeah, but that makes you feel horrible as Liquid.
It's like, oh, they know we're coming here, right?
Finally giving it a go.
Never.
There's liquid charge in.
Nope.
These fearless fellows trying to get into the B bomb site
with 10 seconds on the clock.
It is Naph who's got the kill.
They need a second very quickly
and they won't find Lake in time.
No time to plan.
They don't have time to put that bomb down, unfortunately.
All right, two kills isn't bad,
but it's still limiting the money.
They're gonna buy again liquid.
They got some cash to be able to invest here.
Okay.
1AM, Sweden, Hotel, Magi the Gathering.
No, it's not an echo, Chad. It's the most important round, yeah, I would say.
We can add one extra detail.
They've got the hope. Everything's on the line for this one.
You're right. You're right.
It's a big one.
I don't want to rush this one. I don't want to rush this one.
I don't want to rush this one.
It's the first swing round.
It's like waiting for the new Netflix series. You've got to wait a while.
I could probably do that, honestly.
You like forgetting the whole story?
I don't forget the whole thing.
I mean, like, if they released it, like, bi-weekly or whatever, like, instead of dumping all the episodes away.
Well, I'm talking, like, years.
Oh, okay.
Right into the, that's fair.
Slacks did just try and go down middle and have a pick everybody. Wasn't successful there, but gave it a go. So the fear factor, in the mind of Liquid throughout their default.
Made plonks a little bit of damage there on the swish. Chamber flash forward and apartments.
Aggressive take up banana. Backed off by the half wall, but there's a good kill from Ultimate.
Stuff from Timmy.
Right, looking for something back here.
Very dangerous as the only defender.
And nerds is on what could be an instrumental mid-tieing, so...
Not gonna be cleared behind the smoke on the fade.
This would be the way back in if Slacks can adjust to this.
I don't know, the boiler player might pop out at the same time there.
Oh, he knocked the line.
Oh, and now he's been hit in the head, but he...
Of course he can't get away. Now he's just looking at a boiler.
There's the swing of top banana and team liquid giving...
A lot of easy frags here in the end.
in the end. Should we make an overlook? He has the bomb right now. Yeah, Leesha's coming
back right now. There's a kill. Oh no! Just go A. Get out of there, Shuey. You've seen
enough. So he goes to Jason. Can I buy your trousers? And Jason goes, what? And I say,
I'm kind of wearing my trousers. He says you have any more. And I said, well yeah,
I got more up in my room, but I'm not selling you my pants. And Jason, he's not freaking
out. He's not panicking. He's stoic. No man, it's a half-naked dude in a hotel
We've all been there yeah, I'm free. I'm freaking out. I'm in fight-or-flight mode. I haven't been there Jason
I'll tell you that much. I'm freaking out internally. It was a Tuesday night. Okay, the man was well-composed wasn't like freaking out
It wasn't like heavily energetic and you know it wasn't
Junk out at 1 a.m. On a Tuesday in Sweden. It wasn't it will. I'm not okay. I'm not defending the man
You know how I like to sit around not defending the man
He's not like he was out on display, he had an attempt of coverage going on.
I could solve the attempt of coverage immediately, first of all, if the hoodie is tied around
the waist, grab the hood and run that between your legs, he didn't have the virtual assistant
to help.
The hood was already being used for the Botox.
How soon was this hoodie?
Was this a man's hoodie?
I think I believe so he might have found the hoodie from someone who's a little bit more willing at another hotel lobby
So anyway, he goes to Jason. I want to buy it. I'll pay money. I have got money
I have got money. I did you shut it down
You know you can't be shut it down and he went and sat down behind Dinko and I
Behind our back. I felt him kind of breathing on me almost that's what I looked around
I did a 180. Let's just see what's going on. He's man-spreading
Okay, and said genitals are hanging off the chair
You had that nice angle from below.
You had that nice angle from below.
And then we think, okay, it's probably over at this point.
It's probably subsiding. We're not going to hear much more from him.
And then he asked Jason,
well, I don't want to have out your nicotine attack.
No, no, no, he...
Called over to the table, said,
gay, can I have a snorce?
Obviously, I wasn't going to let him stick his fingers into my...
Why not?
I wonder why that's not wearing any pants.
So I walked over and I said,
Absolutely, so you can have one and I handed him one chapter four up next where this looks like it's gonna give it spice
Oh, there's a dink so there's a little bit more curiosity in this one. No one's home today. It's already over
Sorry, not to not to be the Debbie. Oh, okay. It's back Jason put the genie back. It's back genies in the bottle
I dream of genie
All right
Well unlike the man who entered the hotel last night and maybe you've still got those slacks
Let's see if he's able to come in with the Deagle on this retake. Flash being set up for it.
Suddenly, we thought there was nothing, but now we believe that M80, as they come into this, Ultimate is blinded, help behind the pit.
And she waits waiting for his moment from the graveyard. Let's see if he's able to get anything done here.
Ultimate lands his shot, Nurtz also doing the same. And although they had his believing for a mere moment, it is not enough to get M80 around win.
It was interesting round.
Yeah, I'm excited.
That's a matter of you do it. Some likes.
And I think that's pretty much all part of chapter 5 security get involved.
Yeah, my favorite part was when he did walk into the barn, calmly and politely for a glass of water with no pants on.
And he just walked out of the barn.
And my favorite part was when he was just sitting on the seat, man-spreading with his food, his takeaway food that he had that he offered us.
offered us very time. It's nice to hear. So would you like some food guys? We said no,
we're good, thank you very much. And then he was welcoming guests back to the hotel.
He was like, hey guys, welcome back. And you know,
Opland Creek in Limmy was still very much on display. Interesting. I will say that
lobby staff don't seem very attentive in our hotels. Oh, they are Chad. Depends where
you go. If you go to 4-2 or try and draw yourself up there quietly and away from everyone,
they will find you. So if you're saying if I hold up a second.
Lovely shot.
It's not opened up.
That's the incision.
This from JBA.
Yeah, that's a freebie, but should be traded in three...
No, he's taking it slow.
Slow and steady wins the race.
His NAF gets one back and...
Oh, Keith with the double trouble!
He's open again.
He's just gonna push it and see what he's got.
He's the extra option for Team Lick.
Ooh, no, he doesn't actually go out.
They sold it, at least, they have to be concerned about it.
Two players shifting over with some pace.
Oh, no way.
Two...
Swisher is spewing.
As we say in the game...
That's the round.
That is the game.
That's done.
Wrap it up, Jinka.
Dude, Liquid has been peeling him apart.
We all know we're going to win this one easily today.
We have fun.
So do you think someone will get each chapter of the story
and kind of piece it together and make like a...
Well, we haven't even...
He hasn't even been removed from the hotel yet.
Yeah, that's right. That's right.
Well, I guess you could tell it now.
Security come over.
Calm demeanor as well, to be fair to him.
He's not freaking out.
How many security guards?
One, initially, but then the second.
Waits are going to evolve as well.
the bar staff. They brought him some water, they brought him some food.
Are you a guest of our hotel? Is he a... All in English? Yes, all in English.
He was a Swedish man. Yes, and there you go. The thing is, he spoke to us in English.
His brain was coded. Okay. They go, are you a guest of the hotel? And he said, yes.
And he goes, what's your room number? His response was, I can't remember.
Which is, fair enough, like, good response. If you're going to try and plug it, you
could be just playing ignorance. If you're a man with no pants on in a hotel,
I might be inclined to believe that you
Yeah, it's a good point
After that, there's not much left to the story
He tried to plug it. They weren't having any of it
He didn't interact with us too much for that point and he went on his merry way
He said have a good night guys. Enjoy your game. No one
Just an accent gentlemen. I think you've said it think a rare MPC spawn. Yeah
That's what I text you on what I text you as he was sitting behind us and said rare MPC just dropped
Okay, look at the pep and ultimate step. It's gonna cost him didn't like that
We found the other side there, but openers don't seem to matter for him any do that
No, they can't really close it out, but a second opener would be a thing of beauty
What about a third is it still openers at this point? I don't think they're openers. They're like closes. Yeah, they do
Well this round's done, I don't know hold the phone
Hold on you can't lose this you can but you shouldn't you shouldn't
You'd be upset if you do.
You might just quit the server.
You think they have to play out the game?
Oh, fuck, there it is.
There it is.
Yeah.
Shuey coming out on the balcony.
Bree's good.
And just waiting on it.
And they will get him.
So, three rounds here for our matey.
Still a lot of money for Team Liquid, so a buy coming up now on a time I've been
taking.
Why does this sound like Arc Raider's music?
Doesn't matter.
I haven't played it.
I haven't played it, have you?
But we're going to Spiranz around now, Henry.
How much credit do you have back home?
Not enough.
Not enough? Like over a million?
I think so.
Is it over a million?
Dude, all I do is play Stella Montes, run in and die on her.
Okay, that's not a very sustainable strategy, Chad.
That's not a virtual system, I would say.
Run the Henry G system.
I run the same routes on the same map for 70 hours.
I'm not there.
And I found every single blueprint, every single weapon unlock, every single workbench.
I had everything.
I've just had a run around like an idiot.
Yeah, I had the Henry G system.
I'm like a video match.
I would like to see a G operator system.
Wait for that, and then end of map 2.
Yeah.
Every blueprint shot.
But that is very sparranzer coded right there.
Isn't it?
Like we're loading in.
That's the loading in screen.
Yeah, that's exactly it.
Nice!
Let's go.
6 to 3, 3 rounds left in the half.
That was the timeout.
That was the timeout.
This is the moment, boys.
That was the win that's going to bring us right back.
Wait, wait.
You can be on the ground.
Couple of deep nades.
It doesn't say girth. Oh, that's girthy damage.
Yeah, that one is.
Girth Shake.
Huge round here.
One of the biggest so far.
Retake U2L, top of B, nice control from Lake,
but Liquid are totally fine with that.
They want to retake it themselves.
They're waiting for the smoke to dissipate.
Alleged, tip of the spear, Shui in tow.
Smoke will be going down momentarily.
Flasher on the corner.
Investigate Sandbags, flush it out with the Molotovs.
Push them back from the corner.
Retake flash coming through. Are they willing to challenge?
Yeah, they're setting up lakes, flooding in with Swisher.
Taking some control back. They're gonna leave lakes in behind the sandbags alone.
Tug a war chat.
Yeah, the timing of the utility though. That's a great solid utility.
Liquid was just about to pull the trigger with those flashes,
but that smoke holds them back and now a kill.
An opener.
Another one.
Another one.
Another one.
I thought you just group up and be execute.
Got two or three smokes.
You don't have to execute on the entrance like a contact walk-in and a late smoke to CT.
Yeah, it could even just be just the CT smoke and then...
Oh, okay, never mind. He's lying at the coffin.
It's just no flashes, so you're gonna have to play in the smoke.
Oh, god, okay.
Let's see how this one goes. You're team liquid.
I wonder where they're coming.
Send the bomb through over to the base.
Oh, there'll be. Surprise, surprise.
Shueeeey! And ultimate, you don't need flashes when you've got AKs.
And they get in towards the B bomb site. They just carve them up.
Look at Jayba. He's already in banana. This might go undetected.
Oh, ultimate goes back to check it. And Jayba is dead.
I know this is reductive analysis of the series so far,
but in scenarios where I would say that M80 are favored 60-40, they are losing.
So right now, this is reductive, but this is what's happening, Liquid are shooting harder.
Yep.
I think they have a tactical edge too.
How do you have a tactical edge there on a 5v4?
Not in that particular round, but I think throughout this half, even on a Nuvus, I
think they were doing a good job of playing slow, slipping someone into defensive gaps
when they get a kill, picking people off on rotations.
They found a lot of easy cheesy kills in these two maps.
Easy cheesy cover girl.
Yeah, you like that?
Pretty good
Sounds like something you get talkable or something it does a little bit. Yeah
Out here last year well boys I just you can say thank you to us for staying on the tour shift liquid
Say, thank you to us. I'm gonna say thank you to us. We'll take all the thank yous for we've been getting home at like
1230 most nights, but exactly we've been running into these fun interactions because of our games
I would also say thank you.
Well production says thank you, everyone's saying thank you.
Everyone's saying thank you.
I'm 80, the only ones that aren't.
And look, it's a little bit unfortunate for them, but that's sometimes the way the cookie crumbles.
Look at the night damage man!
Oh, Lake.
Lake doesn't even know what time it is.
It ain't 1am, I'll tell you that much.
It might be 10pm though, apparently.
When the gathering started at 10pm.
Yeah, I
Mean it feels like almost silly to just fall into this be hit, but you've had so much success
Players here at the moment Legion the anti flash setup does get flashed, but no push
Problem is you haven't done anything anywhere on the other side of the map
But I haven't even moved anyone close so you have no knowledge information or standing to rotate back to so you kind of have to just
Well, they won at the B bomb site with a couple of smokes, no flashes and just walking in.
But look at, I just feel, if you lose this round M80 to a B execute with 3 on B and nades.
You have another smoke and other molotovs on this one.
You should hit the concede button.
Surely they win this.
I can't see this going wrong.
Smoke's going in, Molly's following up and Lee is blinded as he attempts to
before it was actually burning now, so he could be gunning.
What?
Kill!
Nice!
So, at least got to kill, but the rest of them
all stepping up here for M83 from sin,
one from Swisher, and ultimate, but no shot at this.
Truly.
Hey, all right, yep, that's the reductive.
They're just shooting harder situation.
Shouldn't win that, ever.
Well, going to the new box.
Fight.
Oh!
Yep, they're shooting real hard right now.
Ultimate with one down towards CT.
Finally going down to slashes AWP, but oh my god. You got close again
Look, it's like a hollow victory at that point
Yeah, I was hitting those shots and you feel like we almost lost that lads
There was a chance, but they got it over the line one more to go
How's it we still gonna kill that like that?
I don't know in the Molley multiple flashes jumps up one stray bullet through the box
Lake still smile and listen if they go five rounds on the CT side, I'm saying that's part of the course
I'm saying that look they're not putting it in
It's still gonna be tough, but not driving at home. Here it is. So he's in the Molly completely blind doesn't know where he is jumps up
Plastic, let's wish you back of the site. We didn't kill ultimate there
Yes
Is there a B stream right now, but I have a little update. Um, could you make the noise of a goose stingo?
I don't even know what it does, mate.
Goose, come on, you know what I mean.
You got a shot.
Honk, like a Goose.
There you go.
That's the spoiler alert for B-stream.
It's coming.
There is Mute Your Stream now.
If you do not want to hear what's happening between G2 versus Payne,
that is a 2-1 record game.
Winner will advance to stage 2.
They have concluded map 1 of the series that went 16 to 14 on Inferno
in favour of Payne.
That is an absolute result.
Oh, G2 the best team in the world on Inferno.
Yeah, and right now on map number 2,
remember Mute The Stream,
You don't want to hear this. It may already be too late. Second map, Mirage, scoreline currently 15 to 12 in favour of the paint.
To be fair, these are serious scorelines because we're four minutes in the future.
I guess the B-stream is as well. So that doesn't actually make sense.
But they want to go back and watch the mechanic. That's the pro. That's usually the issue people have.
You can unmute the stream now.
Liquid G2, move on tomorrow.
That could be spicy.
That would be huge.
someone's going home sad would be absolutely massive all right fire out of
the half this is a set piece
all this flash going into a mid-state look at four players here
up and slacks knocked one over it's your eight
ultimate also meeting the same sticky fate as a leisure nap still keeping this
one going for team liquid
and pursuant to the league so when he can do it on the AWP
we've been waiting so long for a league to have a series like this
and now Swisher coming back over to the smoke
He's got to give it a go, he's got every nade he could possibly want.
How do you put this clutch?
Clutch.
Clutch.
Come on everyone.
Clutch.
Say it with me.
Three.
Doesn't look great for him.
They have set up perfectly.
Oh, there's a chance down to the pick, but now to secure it.
So a little bit better here from M80, but still a very strong lead for Team Liquid
in pursuit of a two and zero victory over M80.
Oh, my.
Oh, my.
Terrorists win.
I don't know what you came for, it's for the one you came for
So, step on the floor, and before I escape, I'll have to wait for the mission
They think I've got no place here, but you came for it's for the one you came for
We're running on one, run on one
One bullet, Joe.
Yeah, I'm reloading.
Tell me what this was going away, and I can check it.
It was probably feeding, too.
Is it site? It's site!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
I think so
Is it like it's like nice
Well, we've all gathered here at nearly 10 p.m. In Stockholm for what is team liquid versus m80 as we get into the second half
Team liquid one map up and looking like the two and O crew will continue their streak here
Looking forward to seeing if liquid are going to get the wind here Jason
You just stop believing in them. Are you starting to believe this is team liquid counter strike today?
They brought it today once out of every like 15 17 as an expression that comes to mind
getting your shit together yeah that's what it feels like right now
right now I made you in a lobby not wearing any pants yeah answer on the
ankles pantless beggars oh dear J-Bot oh what it's not a bad shot is it great
shot still too on beat slacks it's done well here unloads takes down to you
need the skill switch yeah let's even get it you well finally pick it up and
take a pause it's still a minute left in the round oh just about missing out on
that one they're gonna sandwich him if ultimate stays here he's in a strong
spot swish won't come down to clear him he's my god I can't believe it turn
around well I'm after the seven HP Joe brother 1v2 and they've gone the
other way off of the B bomb site they go all right map three shout out the
swish that's a round and a half from about three shall we as an impactful kills from all swisher
so we got 44 hp on one side of the server and seven on the other there is still a chance in
there is a chance there is a chance it's a non-zero percent chance he could do this they've doubled
up he's doing he's doing this he is actually doing this if they don't spot them or they're both
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, he's getting close to it.
Now look, oh, he had it, he had a chance that really did have a shot at winning that
one all of a sudden.
Well, well, well, how many did Swisher get?
Two, but they were the most important two.
Hang on to the B bomb site to clear at the base of Banana.
Actually might have gotten three in that round.
This was this.
So they had three sets of dual rows on the CT side.
That's one more than usual.
Now let's guess the double.
They get three kills on B.
So you think that's enough, don't you?
You think that's enough?
Just when you think it's enough, it's never enough.
Oh my god!
It's same, Mikey.
Same here.
Hey, Mike.
We've got one.
What's wrong with me this time?
Different vibes.
Yeah, different vibes.
That's a winning team and a losing team.
The winning team is still losing.
I mean, the losing team is still winning in general.
Yep.
Yep, I got that.
It makes sense.
I thought it makes sense.
The losing team of the Pestirana is still winning.
Yes.
Yes.
OK.
Yeah.
There we go.
Well, Eco, but they are walking into the lines there.
Any news stories?
Any news stories?
Not about the news, but news, CSGOs, CSGOs, and themes.
What do you think about that?
I'm confused by it.
Like, is it?
It's not.
You're not allowed to look it up.
You have to have those directly.
There's 40,000 players today playing CSGO.
Yeah, I think I saw.
What's the appeal? What do they want to be playing that?
They just want to have this one.
Nostalgia.
Yeah, they're playing like mods or...
People really like nostalgia.
Can you play Danger Zone? I guess there's never a thousand...
I saw someone put up a Danger Zone server, yeah.
Okay, that's pretty cool.
So you probably could. I think that...
I don't know the actual reason, but I imagine...
How does it work? Does the marketplace, like, do you get all the skins unlocked?
I'm like, how would that work?
I haven't looked at any of it.
Yeah, interesting. That was big news, I suppose.
It was. It was big news because I never really expected it.
Well, that's the thing that you thought of as gold forever, but you still could wrap it up good to maintain the history of the wasn't there a branch in CS 2
Yeah, so well now there's no
Yeah, now you just can go to it on on its own
I mean there are things that are just better store the CS go like surfing
So people in CS go people go back to place Vegas. You have a low-end computer. Yeah CS go
It's gonna run but we can run this game until the cows come out
How it movement is better on 1.6 than it was in CS go. Yeah, there's still like 20,000 people playing 1.6
They're still like 20,000 playing source. Yeah, so there are the communities that want to play these
Yeah, I know people source right now. I had friends that would go back and play source just to play KZ and serve
Okay
There's a lot of there's a like the zombie modern sources. Well, it's pretty comprehensive
Oh, I have a story when I was flying to Jason's house
I'll bring that up later
We're back in the gun rounds, okay? You gotta lock in.
Locking in. We have fun. Locking in.
Two Maktads here, four M80.
Sin and Blink.
Oh, we just wanted to get frisky.
Oh, that's a nice name.
Chucks down Swisher, Chucks down Lake, pretty dang well.
And Shui still chilling at Sandbags.
Defense has been forced back, but they're gonna maintain presence.
Light you two for the rest of this round.
Mid at 22 on the clock, and they just got three smokes.
This is very tough for Liquid. Don't envy them right now.
These are a lot of nades and molotovs down, but Adam didn't get to execute the push.
Well, they weren't shooting harder, right? I understand that's reductive, but they have been hitting hard, so right now,
Shui, can he find the first?
Oh, he will. In fact, find the first, not quite the second though, as the trick comes in from Slacks.
Under a minute left as the smoke now drops towards CT.
It's a leisure's moment. Sitting inside of the smoke.
Oh, yeah.
The positions was right past each other.
Oh, that's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's stylish.
That's round.
Yeah, that is round.
That's kind of an ugly defense.
So Jason, right now, 20,000 people playing CS Source,
12,000 people playing 1.6.
Wow, OK.
40,000 playing CS Go.
The people want to play the old games.
Yeah, that's about 80,000 playing all the old games.
Yeah.
All right, Dinko, tell us about your B-Stream story.
You all right somewhere?
Yeah, I was playing at Jason's house.
OK.
So I'm at the airport.
In Dejesus, house, nice house.
Yeah, and it was nice.
Thanks guys.
And I'm sitting there.
Nice.
You've got to help invite Henry whenever you want to come.
OK.
I'm coming to America end of April.
Can I come now?
Yeah.
Thank you.
All right, head out there.
But yeah, I'm sitting in the airport, looking around,
just waiting for my flight.
I turn to the right.
And there was a man playing Kara Shrike on his laptop.
OK.
In the airport.
In the airport.
Like, set up on the little table at the gate,
ready to go, at the Grand Rapids gate, all right?
And so he's playing CS on the, he's actually on the server on Dust2,
fragging out.
He's got the little mouse and keyboard out as well.
So I walk up to him and I say, I've never played
a scene dedication like this.
He goes, yeah, this is the only game I play.
So yeah, so listen, I talked a little bit about it.
And then he asked me how I know about CS.
No one think you're too about it.
And it's going to be a world map.
Yeah, exactly.
Explaining the fact that, you know,
there's a whole competitive scene.
You didn't know about that.
He had no idea there was a pro scene in Counter-Strike.
He had no idea there was a pro scene in Counter-Strike.
He's playing 90 hours a week every two weeks in Counter-Strike.
He had no idea there was a pro scene.
So he can...
Oh, the major's on his on the front page.
Yeah, he never... He's never...
Must be aware that the live stream's embedded into the main page.
I think he's a truck driver, so I think he plays it so easily when he's on the road.
How's he playing 90 hours a week with a truck driver?
I don't know, but he did show me 90 hours every two weeks.
I guess more than pros.
Natorious!
That's a...
Because he's playing in the airport.
Notoriously truck drivers are driving for long periods of time.
I showed him and then he texted me, he contacted me and asked how the games were going.
He's been watching.
So now he's watching the...
He wants to play.
How much you played in the last few weeks?
He might be...
He said 180 hours.
What's his name?
What's his name?
His steam name was Korn, I think.
Korn?
I can't remember his real name.
That's a Korn.
Oh, okay.
He's a fan of the band.
All right.
Well, shout out to him.
I'm glad he's found the pro scene.
Yeah.
If you're watching, shout out to you.
Keep on grinding.
Keep on trucking.
Yeah
But not while playing so that's what I'm believable. He's never yeah
I didn't believe it so we're gonna know the process. It's pretty crazy. He said he's seen a couple clothes
Maybe once or twice on tick time. That was it. He should watch that on a pixel gun
Henry's a tier three sub. Oh, she's uh eating a lot of damage. All right. Well naps feeling like a freak on a leash
That's a nice opening kill the nuts. There you go every one away that a corn reference. I was a corn reference
Just had to check
There it is
It's a fake they're coming back
Who they leave alone just a leash
You've had laser surgery just you should be out of see laser eyes couldn't tell what he's saying behind the boxes
It's basically super man. Cut the screen in half with your eyes, Jason
This isn't good. He's only got a Mac 10. He's gonna die, but it's a leash Jason
That's round. Good try.
So we're all tied up 8 A's.
Oh no.
They're on map.
Pinko, don't. Come on now. I need you to be sensitive, Pinko.
That is on the other side of this.
Could you imagine how hard they crumble if they lose this map when we go to a third?
That's what I feel.
Yeah, but as Jason was saying, Team Liquid are incredibly fragile.
Breaking news, Chad.
Sorry, what?
Breaking news.
Taking these, Valve confirms they will not grant licenses to run CSGO events in the future
after suddenly re-releasing the title.
There you go, so you can't run a CSGO tournament.
Just in case you were thinking about it, chat you like sponsoring tournaments, you can't do one.
Can't do one, fair enough.
Yep, okay.
So Jason, Liquid's fragility, did that start before or after you coached them?
That was way after.
Okay, yeah.
Way, way after.
I'd say when I was there, that's actually really strong there.
When I was there it was when it was what Henry was doing the juggernaut project over at C9 Colossus that Colossus
I did the juggernaut was gonna make some ports and disdain
Really a colossus. I think both were Marvel characters, right? We got the branding
Yeah, and liquid was backed by had the Marvel arrangement at the time
So I went and had to make a had to make I think it was this is where it was it was the colossus jersey
Right, so you were making a colossus like if we ever face off against Henry's juggernaut
Well, we need to get his colossus jerseys.
We'll never play LAN that team, though, did they?
Never go to LAN.
Four months in the hot seat.
And look at Mezzie now.
Yeah, four months is what it is.
A one-lan game.
She paid $20 million for us to tie.
I think it was $24 million.
$23 million.
Pricy tie.
Streaming Arc Raiders now.
Dude, it's crazy.
Woxic worked out.
Henry, it is kind of crazy when you think about that team and then think about it.
Yeah, keep robbing us all in the word, D.K. Come on, mate.
It's kind of crazy.
My whole life fell apart after that whole day.
Did you let your team play with Pink Mice while they had Casal as the coach?
Is that the problem? Is that where it all...
Um, that wasn't the root of the issue.
It was a contract with the inspector.
I did candles at the boot camp.
I didn't know it at the time, but looking back...
Who's missing? We've got Esatag, Alex, Mezzy, Wopsu.
Wopsu. Floppy. Floppy.
Flopsur.
and we had Zephyr come into a place, Woxic, when he kinda gave up
we had to kick him
and then...
that was that, really
I had to try and open, that's all we could do
we had Flashpoint coming up, we went part of the Lover Agreement
we were on Flashpoint, which famously didn't work out
wasn't the best choice
famously
yeah
got a bit of a shame, really
that's what he's next time
yeah
it's a little bit of a feast, man
he's further than there
my time will come, the call-up will come again
Okay, well, yeah, he's got a time in Jason. Yeah, you got a really nice time except him through this. They're not gonna have any idea
Now hopefully just oh we actually hit that shot
Swisher brought low look at this from JBA perfect on the double coming through the library silences to
Now for at least have to get one right back here. So with the bomb planted and maybe trying to get into better positions
Managed to do so. He did. He's actually just kind of hitting everything
This is for 5 in a row from our M&A team, that's a free beat.
Sure way.
Sure way again.
And now the final blow, it is Lake hiding at the new box, can he win this on the F4, pushing
him and then Ultimate just patiently waits for the peek, it eventually arrives and he
gets that kill to once again take the lead here if it's Team Liquid.
Well played the round there.
Yeah, really, really well played.
I'd like to see that.
Especially considering the JBA double kill and CT spawn, that could have been a
a spanner in the works but maintain some composure. Yeah this right here just
running out changes their weapons not in time this one from shooting in that much
space a little bit of a miscommunication there on the crossfire that's gonna
happen. It's hard to you that new box player of Lake and you know you can't
really swing left. Especially if he doesn't ult there. Yeah really hard. I don't know if that becomes his
responsibility or not I think they needed to the pool player needed to be
aware that was a possibility they didn't need both. Yeah I guess they wanted to fight
CT together yeah lots of details you're tied to uh
i'll deploy the mistake i'll deploy fingers
well this is where he's decided essentially money won't be completely in
the bin after this one actually so mad if they get the bomb down that'd be
alright what we're doing boys that
oh okay jba he gets away with two towards top middle and now
there's gonna accelerate off of that get away
Yeah, and you've been given the mercy to save that one bit.
Okay.
I guess they I guess now I've expected that round to be like slower pace, a little bit more tactical, a little bit more time to breathe in it.
Shouldn't have.
He wasn't even paying attention.
No. So Jba has had or JBA depends on if you dust me right or not.
Had had two impactful moments and one of them actually being converted.
Yeah, the converted ones feel feel better, don't they?
They do. They feel way better.
But as that player, you know in your head that you're making plays, you have a good feel for the map at the moment.
That's true. Yeah, you're getting good timing.
Even if you move that long, you're like, I'm doing some good things.
That's a very astute point and observation, Jason.
Think if you're on this M80 team, you're telling JVA to keep it up, keep going for the plays.
Guns are gonna get saved, but this is a grind to that one.
So we can go back to the liquid fragile thing.
I think we should have sent them back in, yeah.
So, what my point was, Liquid with the state that they're in, I think, are going to be, as we saw on Anubis,
really good when they play with momentum and everything's going well and there's no hiccups, there's no obstacles,
they can kind of steamroll to win.
But I think with how chocolate's been for them in the recent months and how poorly things are going,
you're going to be very fragile.
If I maybe take the lead here,
I don't think that Liquid's going to be able to get it back, you know?
Like that that fragility to like your mentality as a team you haven't built up trust that this is something that could happen consistent yet
We are in a weird position right because liquid up into this point in the tournament have been pretty bad
Yeah, if I feel that that isn't a stretch the only team they beat so far was Semper fi and they even like the map in that series right and
And and no disrespect to Semper fi but a team of liquids caliber should not be losing to Semper fi
It shouldn't even be closed when I ranked a hundred and twenty-third of the world
Yeah, so the father that we're even in this position right now where it was looking like a two-oh for a moment
But the conversation today coming into it was going to be look at liquid fall apart
It's been good to see them play CS with the individuals hitting nice shots looking confident taking jewels and flashy talking about them actually playing as a team
It's kind of mandatory as far as counter strike is concerned
But if they can dig this one out Jason right if they can battle back now with a 9-9 score line
This could do a wonders for their mental. Yeah, I mean you know although I mean I point to we've seen a lot of months without progress
But yeah, the optimist in me is like this. Oh
Oh, going well is it? These opening dafts.
Anyway, just take everything we were saying, put it in your back pocket.
Yeah. We'll come back to it.
Go to Mirage.
Should we come back to spawn for Nades? By the time he returns, they now have full car control.
They can just use the staging area and execute B.
They haven't moved anyone from A, so I almost feel like they're just planning to save if this isn't exec.
Yeah, well at least they have brackets.
So easy.
That's round.
That's round.
But look at the position of JBA, like he can actually...
If you're liquid now, it's time to back into the pit and just entrench yourselves.
Or...
You could stay brackets, I suppose.
Nerds will become susceptible shortly.
Daft's backed away.
Keep it up.
But just make sure your volume stays the same, but you're not talking like...
Your chat?
Good point.
My coach rather.
Do you see the, uh, the, your channel has been switched right at the end?
That's, that's what it feels like the coach time out in online is just you're talking
and then you can move down to the channel.
You get moved out of the channel?
Yeah.
I think so.
You can't even listen.
Okay, muted, maybe.
Okay.
Yeah, you just get muted.
Muted?
Thanks, MC.
Oh.
I'm gonna lose everything right now.
This is, uh...
I'm not gonna do a bit of a shit show, Chad.
Yeah.
A big one.
We got...
We pour up, now 10-9 down.
We get flum on the line.
Yo, Slax is playing.
Pretty damn well.
He really is.
Great opening picks.
He's at 10k now.
They are swimming in money.
That forces so many rebars out of liquid.
You get broke here, not 11 with no money.
Yeah, I guess the best thing they have going for them
is the loss bonus, right?
One round in the second.
Oh my god, he didn't even see anything?
No, I was, that smoke didn't get completely broken open.
I think he just took the shot.
That's his screen with a little bit different.
Well, we did, we saw it on his screen.
It's yeah the PGM in the middle. I'm always looking up. Yeah, he's on a little bit. He's on a little bit of a mind
Thank you for the re-replay
Okay early mid pressure turning up the tempo a little bit, but they're not following through with any bodies double nays into the pocket
Double nays in the map. Okay a couple of airstrikes there. Please taking that one
Slow down quite a bit here both bombsites have been weak for liquid. There's no easy place to look at how quickly they're going into an AP star
The nurse has his signature weapon, MP7, ready to go around the corner and JBA's got him no problem, Lake also following up and Team Liquid are collapsing before our very eyes.
Evaporating you can say, Dinko.
You could say that.
So what do you about that 2-0?
Yes, this second half has been way too easy.
It's not a good look.
The streak, Henry, it's over.
Not yet, but it's looking.
It's feeling over.
It's feeling over.
Sorry, production.
production. Honestly though, Mirage will be really fun if we have to go to Mirage
because this is what we wanted to see from M80. It was shocking to see them just
get run over the top off in that last map. It's kind of cool.
I can see them get owned on Anibus. I'll just see it. I'll take that angle to it. I'd say
seeing Liquid finally show that the players know what they're doing together.
The jump spot there from Sin. It's inspired work. Look at this.
Juicy on the hunt. Gets the kill. Just one gun saved.
Oh, man, he's in the tank.
Oh, that's it. They're gonna get the loss bonus.
3,400.
There it is. He can drop one, but I think...
Do you play for overtime?
I think you partial this one.
I believe you can...
You have to play for overtime.
Yeah, you do. You're within three.
You get 5,7 armor.
Alisha has carried the rounds.
Stack a bombsite.
This was an 8,4 hard.
I know. The CG side is gross.
This has been dog shit.
There hasn't been any resistance at these.
That's one way to put it.
What the heck is wrong?
On fire.
They've just been getting shredded.
I mean, look at the rounds they've lost
to the A-bomb site, right? Like JVA hits that time in coming at a boiler, kills that, not looking.
Three second kill. They get the B-bomb site whenever they want it.
What do you say right now if you're flashy, Dinka?
Well, Mike has Henry said earlier, pull your shit together, because this is, it's gone,
it's gone off the rails. It's just...
Yeah, that's what Flashy said right now.
Yeah, that's what Henry said earlier.
I say Flashy is a much nicer person. He was stunned about, you know, playing with the
the intuition on that first map.
I think right now it's just figuring out
where everybody's gone.
We talked about shooting harder.
It has to be said, category, and making the second half
are absolutely dominating on the game.
Undoubtedly.
They've looked very confident in the Jules.
They've taken a lot of space, lots of well-timed lurks.
They're a lot of, like, there's been pace changes
in the mix.
Liquid do not know what is going on.
I'm asking if I'm flashy.
I'm asking someone to get into halls,
go for an early jump spot, see if they're coming ultimate.
Get some information there.
I'm saying in brackets, you've got to be doubled up.
I don't want a single solo fight in this.
Oh, okay.
I could do this next round though, Jason.
I like your ideas.
Oh, please hit another.
That'll be enough, okay?
I thought, that's my problem with this call
on a round like this is that's so obvious.
Are you gonna go for a tone shift?
It's like, yeah, you're like, guys,
they're out of money.
We just hunted them down,
took two more weapons away.
They've only saving one.
Like, look for something, look for a push.
Look for an eight stack.
Look for something cheesy to open
the round the first 20 seconds.
If Ultimate could path back through Banana, right?
Now he can hold on to B. Shui and Elysia crossfire top mid.
The guns are not really...
Oh Elysia, cool your jets.
Nah, I like it, go for it.
But they're...
They're gonna clear everything right now if you're a matey.
You-you will have to clear literally everything.
Literally.
I don't want brother Shuhei's shift over to B right now.
Leave the M4 alone.
Heard a step. Ultimate Heard a step.
Anascope.
Go Shui. Go Shui.
Oh, this is the moment. The 5-7 is gonna change everything.
Oh, yeah, there's one and it's really a second kill out of that.
He had an opportunity for it. Couldn't quite land it.
Now Elise racing down towards bottom middle.
Shuei trying to get back to Speedway.
Most of them were that last one.
Slow down a little bit.
Some shots through the smoke.
Elise is hightailing it.
And taking the time.
He's actually got a pretty good position.
Quickly here, Elise.
Live, Shuei. Just live.
Let Elise play.
Well, he has played now out from Banana.
And this is going to break the team liquid.
We're not expecting a kid and Elise with a reposition on top of the sandbags risky, but successful
I was gonna say run the clock down, but that works as well
Hey, whatever flash he said, you know, I can't work. Yeah, it worked
Well, the rush down middle didn't look great
But I thought that little play from ultimate getting the kill in second middle that reset everything gave a little even a chance to activate
Yeah, Tim and Nath have a good game 17 kills apiece
Very nice Mortimer. Good timing from Elise must win round it fell like
Yeah.
I need to cross so quiet as well at least over the last few rounds.
So great to see him delivering some impact in the second half.
It's a crucial point in the game.
Will it be enough to get us to believe it again
in Team Liquid and closing this one out?
The 2-0 might not be dead yet.
The lead's going to go flying.
You've got to have a B defense for the first time.
Maid's down mid, not doing any damage whatsoever.
That one will.
I never like it when two players are spamming smokes, that always makes me a little bit
concerned.
One, good.
Two, you're asking for it then.
Okay, ultimate, maintain stop and under control of the orb.
Lost this fight last time.
Can't lose the game.
Oh, but he has.
Flank on the fade, and then like just hunting a leash down, rotation coming back here
from Shuei, but it's nothing he can really do here. He gets a little bit lucky. Sure,
that's a good spare. I mean, he's catching. Spam though. Yeah, I need another chance here.
Right over there. Over it. Sin and JBA were still so far away since
we're near hunting. Slacks is hunting. Oh, this is get back. Get back to safety.
Not punished. I think save ready for the same voice. But look at JBA. He's going
to take down now for a second. So even. Oh, I mean, it looks away. Taking down
No gets away with one of them in the apartments. It's okay. You stick through the save at the very least right?
It's gonna get passing from here. Let's have a time
Overture
What's A.J. Doing Henry? Oh, yeah, I've been over
I think he's back from a strip now. I think he's back to work so we can message
If this goes to a third map, yeah, get him under the break. That'll be soon
Do we have the tech
You kind of put it like here on your microphone. I guess yeah worst case
I can hear from him base time him on the phone. We get that. Oh, he's in the little circles. Yeah new feature on what's up
Video Noah how the first one. Okay, so slacks is absolutely dunked on him right there the second one no output
Just hard cleared no chance
I mean, I don't I don't like the opera playing those smoke fades. I feel like that's so 50 50
I don't like anybody playing the smoke frames. I'll be honest. I hate playing smoke
I'm old, I just figure it's because I'm old.
We're allowed to hate it because we're old. That's okay.
Oh!
Elise, wind up!
Elise! Elise!
You've always missed a hit!
Come on away with that second one, that would've been ridiculous.
But make a switch, he's got two.
And the ultimate, head at short, over here on Inferno.
Inferno possibly will say if NAFTA nerd somehow find a way back into it because NAFTA's got another kill all of a sudden
Plant is coming in NAFTA going forward alone realizing he's got a chance here to try and separate these fights
Just be patient there's the peak and NAFTA's got another one
Swisher in a 1v2 all of a sudden trying to get rid of NAFTA
Who's become a hero for Team Liquid but he's gone now and so it falls to nerds. He's arrived at short position
He's here quick. Okay, and the swisher pieces together when I have a look
He's like,
oh, he closes it Swisher with the 4K and he sends us to the final map.
Maraj is required between M80 and Team Liquid M80.
Once again with a hope and a dream of defeating Liquid.
Yeah, fuck, fuck you, you all!
That's right, that's right.
Ah, Trace, that's a wonderful pair.
Don't tell me, don't tell me.
Clone 2016 limited edition?
It looks so soft.
Your compliment was efficient Hugo.
Hey Harry.
Nice pin.
How the hell are ya?
Chad has mistaken me for this dickhead Harry.
Which seems logical.
Because he also works for YSL and I cast with him regularly.
Harry and I also go to the same barber.
Although, I have a slightly better haircut.
Jack, congratulations man, I saw the reports. Time game went well.
Thanks, sir.
Great stuff. Are you here tonight?
No can do, no can do. I got an 830 res with the pros, man.
Try and add a new crosshair though. I'll swing it over.
New crosshair.
What do you think?
That's very nice. Look at that.
Give it a go yesterday. One on the thickness, zero on the dot, and one on the outline.
It's great for visibility. That's very cool, Stunner. But that's nothing.
Look at this.
Daring yellow, thin outline.
What do you think?
Nice. Jesus. I didn't know it like you get so tasteful.
I cannot believe that machine prefers Russia's crosshair to mine.
But wait, you ain't seen nothin' yet. Check out this bad boy.
Statement read. Almost a statement in itself.
Dot. For that pinpoint precision.
and let's not forget a little bit of girth goes a long way.
Impressive.
It's nice.
It is.
Now let's see chats cross here.
Look at that subtle neon coloring.
The tasteful thickness of it, oh my god.
The gap is perfect.
Something wrong?
Stunner?
You're sweating.
Heeey-yum.
Heeey-yum.
Hmm.
Whew.
Heeey-yum.
Heeey-yum.
Sipski?
Oh, no, no, thank you.
I'm good for nothings.
Mr. Sipski, what can I bring for you on the store this afternoon?
Well, Hector, here's a game plan.
You're gonna bring us two B03s.
You know how I like them, 30 rounds.
And then precisely one death segment after that,
you're gonna bring us two more than two more every five minutes until one of us
can't talk anymore. Excellent strategy sir. Oh I'm good, I'm good with B.O. once
for now though, thank you. Since first day on the cast of desk, give him time.
Thank you. Thank you Mr. Byron, you're able to drink energy drinks during the
day and still do your job, still function? How the fuck else would you do
this job. Monster energy and bananas my friend.
Right, I gotta say I'm incredibly excited to be a part of your broadcast. I mean the fans
are absolutely- Fuck the fans. Your only responsibility is to put viewership on the table. You got
a casting partner?
I do. I do have a duo, his name is Moses.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Think about Moses. Name of the game. Move the viewers from other esports into Counter
Strike.
Right, but if you can entertain the fans at the same time, it's advantageous to everyone, correct?
No. Number one rule of the Counter-Strike, I don't care if you're Henry G, I don't care if you're Chad Burch, or nobody knows
whether a series is gonna go two maps, three over time, we'll be fucking forfeited, least of all the casters, right?
Mm-hmm. It's all a fugazi. You know what a fugazi is? Yeah, fugazi, it's uh, it's, it's fake.
Fugazi, Fugazi, it's a Woozi, it's a Wazi, it's fairy dust, it doesn't exist, it never landed, it's not fucking real, right?
Right.
Stay with me.
We don't create shit.
Right.
We don't build anything.
So you've got a fan who watched One I Am and now Pro League is live and all of a sudden he's all fucking happy and he wants to go outside and socialize.
You don't let him do that, do you?
Right.
Because that would make it real.
Okay.
Now what do you do?
another brilliant season, a special season, another segment for him to watch during the break,
and he will every single time because they're fucking fans. And you just keep doing this again
and again and again. Meanwhile, he thinks he's watching CS, which he is on paper, but me and
you, the casters, we're taking home cold hard cash via content creation, motherfucker.
Right. That's incredible, sir. I can't wait to get started.
Yeah. You should be. There's two keys to success in the cast of business. First off, you've got to stay relaxed. You play pugs?
Do I play pugs? Yes, I do play pugs. I frag out. How many times a week?
Two, three, four, maybe five times a week.
Those are rookie numbers. You've got to pump those numbers up. See, me personally, I play pugs twice a day.
Wow.
Once in the morning after I work out, and then once again after lunch.
Really?
Why?
I want to.
That's not why I do it.
I do it because I fucking need to.
Think about it.
You're dealing with numbers all day long.
First to 16, overtime score lines, economy management, high frequencies, bang bang bang
I-I-I-I-I-I fucking digits.
Kick, kick, kick, kick, kick.
All very acidic.
Above the shoulders.
Mustard shit.
The grind can wake some people out.
Right, so you've gotta stay focused and stay in the game.
Keep up to date with HLTV and Reddit.
Done.
This is not a tip.
This is a prescription.
Trust me, if you don't, you will fall out of meta,
glitch your differential and tip the fuck over
or worse yet and I've seen it happen?
Implode.
No, I don't want to implode, sir.
No, no you don't.
I'm in it for the long run, you know?
Implosions are ugly.
Pop off to the gaming PCs,
win some elo anytime you can,
and when you get really good at it,
you'll be fucking clicking your mouse
and thinking about commentary.
Right, yeah.
Second key to success in this racket
is this little baby right here,
it's called Monster Energy.
Right.
It'll keep you sharp between the ears
and will also help your voice books talk faster.
And guess what?
That's good for me.
Revolutions, you follow?
Revolutions, yeah, it's, yeah.
Keep the fans in the stream and it goes 24-7-365 every decade, every goddamn century.
That's it.
Name of the game.
With a common denominator.
C, S, go.
The frags go in.
We go three maps.
Triple elimination.
It's a five week league.
No matter where we go
Damn guys, we almost had this.
Thank god that's over.
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Who wants to bring us in?
Tinker's really good at that.
Alright, well we thought it was going to be a 2-0, because we do have Mr. Chad Sponge
Burchell, Henry, G, and Moses here, but in fact it has gone to a third map.
Liquid have dropped the ball that second half was atrocious on Inferno
But it has resulted in more counter-strike and I think we would all be excited about that
I would say although that's fair
I would also say ma to play very good on the second half they were hitting hard as you like that was very nice teamwork
Coordination and especially aim everything looked rock solid. We've got a game and I asked yes. Yes, we do
I'd lean more towards liquid looking like crap. I think that's where the public would lean as well
Which is fair and I know they would I just wanted to back up
Let me try it.
They actually got dumps of 33 in the first map and they managed to turn it around.
True.
They deserve some credit there.
That's like so far down.
If all the American teams have a Marvel character that represents them, Cloud9, the Colossus.
Obviously.
Famously.
Flexity, the Juggernaut.
Liquid, the...
Captain America.
It was Nitro.
Yeah, Nitro is now at NRG.
Yeah.
He's MP.
NAF is yawning on his camps.
That's a great start.
There's only more for heroes that fall asleep, there's a super car.
Say Snorlax, he's a Pokeyman.
He has a Pokeyman.
Yeah, you can't poke him on.
Oh, like cameras, I know, it's not to say it's called bad app.
No, if he moves, he goes to shit.
So if he stays really still.
What do you think of Shuey's mustache?
He's got an undercarriage as well though, right?
Yeah, it's growing.
It is growing.
I'm excited about it, I can't talk shit about it.
I wasn't trying to talk shit, I was just curious.
I had to think it suits him.
Swish is a solid.
Swish is a solid.
Yeah, I can't grow up somewhere. It's still to this day. And your testosterone is high. I know
I know so I didn't want to IT high cortisol low facial hair
Yeah, facial has the one thing I'm lacking in life. I think everyone else will look at it
You get a hair transplant that could be a beard transplant. I don't want to
Hey, so I've got have the technology
I've known someone who worked at one of those facilities. They said there's a lot of people from the eastern side of the world
We can't be pretty good scars. Maybe a face. Yeah, also you can do microneedling in your face Henry
And you can also do monoxidil rub that ever shave again if you get a beer transplant
Well, you can shave. Yes, just I could shave my head
Don't you worry about like a I don't know. I'm more worried about heart attacks. I know my hair at the moment
Oxidil can potentially cause heart rate this orally referencing. Yeah, orally. Yeah, I take it early
No medical advice or so.
I'll ask you doctor.
Yeah.
I did sound yesterday's broadcast that if anybody had any hair transplant related questions,
they could send me a message and I would respond to them.
I had one gentleman ask about it and I sent him a voice message regarding these options.
I said I had someone on YouTube comments ask me that in a podcast episode and I gave him my whole routine for shaving the head.
He's like I'm getting to that point.
What is the routine?
I need to know how to do it.
What is the routine?
Yeah.
Get some hot water.
Hot water opens up the pores, throws a little bit of pre-shave oil on there. Helps the glide of the razor so you don't cut yourself, you don't irritate the skin.
Lather up with some shaving cream, front to back all the way around the top.
I use the three blade just like a...
Mac 3.
I feel like any brand available.
One or two, you're really in a slog in a battle of shaving your head.
Five and you feel like you're taking off skin with it.
Three is a nice place to play.
That would be pretty nasty.
Alright, well ladies and gentlemen, this one should be a banger.
Ladder yourselves out, second map didn't quite deliver, both tiers.
We've had one team turn up, we've mapped so far.
I hope both teams turn up, we go all the way.
Open your paws.
Open the paws up.
Open them wide.
And glide your way into Mirage.
Someone has to go home, bear that in mind.
Could this map be the best any man can get on?
Hey watchers.
Oh that was good, Dinka.
The Hey Watchers could be feasting tonight.
They normally are.
There's so many people these people.
There's so much hate in the world.
There is a lot right now.
There's a lot of hate in the world.
But we're trying to bring some joy.
J-B-A.
He was instrumental one, Inferno.
He was.
He'd come back, man.
Oh, boy, they're out B.
Oh, they really are.
And after surprised about that, he ends up going down Swisher, just swiping him
to the side.
was not the one who had to rotate to close the gap in window room as this
soul be defended I guess it didn't try to close the gap so much was hold on to
short I think it's just pistol setups yeah you know there's always gonna be a
little bit more variance I'll call this one oh my god it was it should be over
nerds change one letter and it says nerds it does actually
We have had some fun and we're in what day for day for we are a long way to get a day
already was you use the tradition so Henry and and and my crew we were coming in first
shift with right gear and we'd instantly set up the PCs we would all plug in all that
Yeah, we would come everything guys use it though. Do you?
Was that our fault or was it out of our hands that's a question that
Was a great ritual team bonding went to the gym together true has been a lot of camaraderie built there. That's fun
I missed it this morning. I made it. I just went by myself. Yeah, I just missed the camaraderie
That's that's all right. It's gonna happen sometimes you can't always be better half me on the way back
You met a nice gentleman at the gym too.
True.
Who was wearing pants?
He's fighting in the Swedish boxing champion next week, and he trained me for like an hour.
Oh, that's great.
Yeah, it was good stuff.
Had a good time.
Was it hard to learn in Swedish?
No, he spoke very good English.
He was a lovely young man.
Sweets generally do.
Did he know about Counter Strike?
He was only 21 years old.
He goes, all my friends talk about it.
I've never tried, but after speaking to you, I'm going to download it.
Okay.
Maybe after the fight?
Yeah, I said, yeah, focus on that first.
Like he's in the Swedish championships of a Chinese style of martial arts
I can't believe it's similar to Muay Thai but it's like we'll take down someone
to chat and tell me we'll take downs and kicks and no elbows it's a Chinese kind
of equivalent okay I mean what it's called he's fighting in that interesting
in four minutes yeah four minutes at that gym of all the gyms do yeah we had
a good session two bags in there yeah exactly oh that was an interesting
little firing squad is close isn't it? Oh! That is phenomenal USP out there. I'll take those and he's on the ground.
Crazy! That is very important. Link's here for money.
Oh! Another difference between Link and Dozier. I couldn't get the last second aid out there.
Gonna be absolutely massive. Just another difference. One of the few differences.
stylistically very similar players Jason would say yeah that's that's what I
would say very similar we have to endure like that we got a slow-mo channel
this year I tried to kill them all you tried you did you try to kill more
kind of it but every every round I still might see I'm but just to know
Now for a Mac 10 on the CT side, Chad, you do not see that almost ever.
Normally, you would say that because the T should have head armor, but look at big swish.
Look at big swish. He's gone against the convention of Counter Strike that we all know and love.
This wouldn't fly in the virtual system.
It definitely wouldn't. That is crazy work. The Mac 10 could be doing a lot of damage then.
I'm just a iterate, if you ever get a mag-10 on the CT side, normally in a gun-run like this you'd throw it away
not very good on the defensive side, it's more of a run-and-gun situation
I'm so into it though, I like this
Especially the setup they have, NAF, listen bro
I don't like this part
We're gonna stack A, play for a mid to A or an A finish
If you could just hold the B bomb site on your own with no rotation with just a mag-10, that'd be great
We're also not gonna have a peek for information
The only kill he can really get is on Swisher
Let's see if he can pull it off
It's round the corner
It's a nightmare
Swisher's at the back of the pack
Oh, the CT-MAC-10 about to come into fashion.
Nah, it's gonna make it look good.
You can see why you don't want this gun.
Yeah, yeah.
That's, uh, sure.
Sorry. The MP9, a lot more favorable in that situation.
I know who's gonna say it's similar to the MP9.
No, the MP9 is much better than the Mac-10's event here.
Oh, nice. That's a good find.
That's a really good find. I opened it all up.
I wouldn't care for this.
I wouldn't either, but...
They're hitting harder again.
Well, so is 2V2.
We're late for the Mac-10 getting through the window.
taking damage but not being brought down and lake actually might be able to get
away with something yeah look at this cat flank those slacks has one for free
and that's an off draw that's why you don't go for these very close retakes
you've lost everything and you have to I mean save again in the next rounds
what's your guys takes on windows and doors I'm a big fan actually to be
honest with you the dreadloof openings
Come on Chad, what's the follow up?
Just wanted to see what they thought about Windows and...
What do you think the VRS implications are of this game?
That's my question to you right now.
Well, for Liquid...
Yeah, the current age is 26.
I'd say they go one spot down.
31.
They're going to lose a lot of spots.
They're going to go down to 32.
Oh.
Which, famously Chad...
That's not good.
You get knocked out of the tournament.
And you've already got left as our French line.
Yeah.
which may or may not be enough VRS points to get you back in.
So this could be the end of Liquid's major.
This could be the last time we ever see this Liquid ever play.
This, I think that's a mistake, boys.
I think that might be the end of the project.
That could be it.
We're gonna pack this up like Cloud9,
like complexity, they're gonna pack it up.
Liquid will be done in Counter-Strike
if they lose this match right here right now.
Allegedly.
After all this time, Liquid being like a juggernaut as it were within the CSC.
They're already major roles in the hero.
I feel like, yeah, as CEO, I think you should miss, not try to close this down.
Yeah, you should close it down.
If you don't make the major as Team Liquid Legacy Squad Organization.
Kill the hell.
Oh, well here we go.
What's the other side of the coin?
Pay out the contract, close it down.
You don't close it down.
You don't close it down.
You don't face it.
You said that was open.
You just got well you go to the major you're gonna be able to make sure changes around the major jokes had some good advice by foot
Yeah, there's that out. That's an option, but that's different from shutting the whole thing down
You can shut this down. Yeah, that's all I'm saying. Okay, I have food is a good game foot is the best
Oh, you're talking about you or Z describe me that as if shut the whole CS
Just to make a point
Oh, Lake indeed!
It's flowing through a loopy.
What's the view of the camera now? We're going to be rising!
I'm going to keep my eye on it.
Yeah, it's rising by this point.
It's actually quite a modest number.
9,000. That's not us here.
That can't be us. I think it is.
Shut up!
This would be like 120k or something.
Are we on Facebook?
No, it's rising now. 13,000.
There you go.
Tell your friends, guys, get involved. This is a historic moment.
Historic moment
12,000 doesn't seem to justify the chances of situation tell your friends at the boxing gym
I thought it'd be a hundred care report your pantless man. You find in the lab to the mall that you knew it is correct
I thought more than well on on yeah on YouTube and twitch combined. We have
24,000 I thought there would be at least
50,000 Americans out to watch liquid take on m80. Thank you
been hoping for like two years now they're not a new you can see many
long you are she boys in a total TV can we get something at the top back here
like to add it together all together so we have all the stuff up again that
would be great this is total view I'm doing pretty well here shut up slump he's
doing pretty well there's a lot I'll put the message in that would be really
helpful yeah basically get another entry oh yeah jumping Mac 10 into the
head of nerds so map one was great not one of liquid is the best
counter shot they played all year. Oh that's what you that's what he's paying
that's what Jogacy's paying for for one map so the best it was a really good map
they look brilliant. 16-3 Henry you and I didn't even have to watch the second half
that's how good it was. Yeah we buggered up. I was at 13-0 on the cards.
I guess they had the virtual system. No they weren't running the
virtual system if they would have. A variation of it. Yeah a variation of it.
It has how do we do this? Do we ask Flashy like upfront in the loser
interview is this the last time we'll ever see this iteration of the roster
Jason you tell that one. And then Henry follows up with do you think Likush should shut down the entire
Karshak operation? And then I'll ask him what his stack is. And then I'll ask him if he thinks Likush should buy a foot.
Well I really feel like the program should be shut down and everyone should lose their jobs. What do you think?
Oh, we had fun.
Oh, we're back.
They're in. It's an equal victory.
Liquid are back. Ladies and gentlemen, they were back, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh, the timing on this is dirty. The timing on this is impressive from Ultimate though.
Well, they pay.
Chewie, make noise. Make noise, I have flank.
Oh, we shot him in the buttocks, and now slacks in the middle of the site.
Trying to look up towards the apartments. Where has he gone?
Ultimate has hidden away.
And now here's the step. He goes back out again.
Time is ticking. Ultimate, go to the fight, and he loses it. Team Liquid had a shot at this, 5 in a row.
He had no Kevlar to know, very difficult one-on-one to win as soon as you take one shot.
Punch is coming in, as the AWPer didn't have enough of Kevlar.
I'm going to pull a little chatty B. This is a little bit reductive, but at the moment, M80 is shooting a little bit harder.
It is reductive.
That's why he's the Moon Dollar Man, everybody. That's why he gets paid the big time.
No, he's chasing a million dollars right now.
Please.
Anyone?
When is it happening?
Well, he's next billion, you mean.
He's next billion.
I think you'd have to sign a deal in like China or something.
Let's get that sort of contract.
Jason, would you move your entire family to China to cast Counter Strike?
A million dollars.
A million dollars for a year?
A million dollars in one year.
Yeah, one year.
I move out there and I move back.
Yeah, you cast it.
He'd move out there without his family.
Well, no, they have to be a little less hard than casted.
Do you have to see him?
I have to.
Uh, yeah. For one year?
Nice try.
Okay. Yeah. I'll do it.
Perfect world.
Oh, good vibes.
You did say nice try, at least.
You did say nice try.
Nice try.
Actually quite nice one.
So all you can really ask for a nice try.
Nice try.
Well, it was an eco after all.
But if you don't win this one, you don't say nice try.
Might be fully GG.
Let's see what you've got.
JBA's chair looks absolutely massive.
or is he just a small man I think he's a small I think it's a big chat at a small
bar that's really tickled me there alright now let's go I'm already a
taking vid control it's gonna be an a split the bombs gonna come in through
the palace here we've got the window boost in lakes been able to get in my
hole in space. Shoeys with the ramp control and a leash up close as well but
they're announcing their presence over to watch Connecta. What character are you doing? No idea man.
I thought it was Chad trying to impersonate an Australian person.
New character. Chad is really good at doing that. Oh no, the round's over. Look at this.
I'll wait. Naph's coming back. A little deep.
Oh no, the timing. Naph just comes around the back.
Let's go. Ultimate time it in and liquid
Another one from all to me the losing viewers. Oh
Beacons going down. What's going on Jason? I thought liquid had a big fan Jason. He sent a tweet out
It's a little bit actually yeah, Jason send it to me. That's what I was going on
You had to bring all the Americans like 70% of what all of them all of them. How would you get?
We put this together Jason if this is what you're you're calling all Americans
Yes, great. I like that.
Two sirens.
Yeah, two red sirens each side.
It's time for something epic.
Might not be the time and place for the sirens.
Are we doing just America, like from the USA, or are we getting everybody?
This isn't about American, it's about the Americans.
Northern Americans.
All continent.
Yeah.
We want them.
All right.
Liquid.
Through the tines.
Is about to get banged out.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That would be more dramatic.
That would just be every day.
Liquid is fighting for their tournament life, and they need you now more than ever.
The qualification of the IEM Cologne Major.
But the team that's about to beat them is actually American though, Jaycee.
It's true. Leave that detail out. We don't need to leave that detail out.
I'm gonna be... Hey, watchers, we'll arrive.
Guys, money is on the line for M80.
This could be the fire stuff that Liquid have been looking for.
This could be the way back in the game.
Opening kill for JBA, looking to go up cat, 3 to pounce through B.
Ultimate waiting, Elise's got a kill right back on JBA, so numbers once again.
Olaf naffs out of position.
Oh, naff doesn't care about being out of position, sends headshots and Emily apart,
makes, farms them up, money gone, no bomb plant for our M80s.
They're gonna have to take a breather, and Team Liquid can start closing this gap.
Beautiful work, that's what you like to see.
Alright, we've gone public.
Okay, that's great.
I gotta retweet to have a look.
What is it? Is it like dollar sign Moses coin?
Is that what we're?
Yeah, that's the one.
No more coins, Jaby.
We won't have to fumble the coins.
That's why they call in the middle of the game.
We won't have to fumble the coins.
We've got to get him there somehow.
He's sending an apology out.
It's all fine.
He ran it off the piece of paper.
Wasn't the best apology.
No one's saying that, but...
Nice.
We've seen worse apologies, I think.
We have.
We've seen apologies, but they're not actually apologies.
I feel like I could name like seven apologies.
Without a doubt.
From one person.
Oh, I know exactly what you're talking about.
You know it.
We know it.
Henry knows it.
I don't think I do.
Yeah, you did.
You did.
You made clothes?
No.
It's absolutely not.
You know it.
You do know it.
I'm always so slow to your interest.
You'll get it, though, I know that.
And wait a little bit.
Yeah, you will.
Oh, of course.
Person.
Do I know them?
Yes, yeah.
Now they're just somebody you used to know.
Oh, great song.
Not the one that got co-opted and turned into like some
remix or something.
The actual gots, yeah, iteration.
Alright, well, they've...
Three in a row?
Yeah.
We're back.
They deal with the force, they deal with the eco,
and now they have to deal with the guns again.
So there's the thinking still, actually still...
Let me tell you a time.
We've got the casting, you focus on that.
Look at this, Pat.
Look, Keith's really feeling himself right now.
Yeah, well, he's probably also less than happy
that he started this half-out alone
for some pretty critical rounds in the first four,
so he's looking to get frisky with it.
Let's him play this, uh, four man stack for mid for the A bomb site.
Well, he gets a lot of deep information, early information,
and a chance to catch them off guard.
He's good for two here.
I've never seen him knock at two in this-
With the AK, I'd agree.
Oh, oh, naf.
Keep you.
Well, it's planted, there we go.
He's, uh, he's managed one kill, being traded out by Swisher.
Now, North's racing into position.
I'm trying to slow them down with some utility.
Shuei trying to prevent them from coming up short.
Nurse is still looking at it.
Okay. Pivoting back.
Are we going into an execute right now?
We got smoke double molly.
40 seconds on the clock.
Ultimate, playing from firebox.
Yeah, but where do you play if you're liquid?
What piece of information do you try and play for?
Nurse not peeking in mid?
This is nice.
They cleared middle of the saw.
Nobody home.
Playing for the sights.
Shuei will play under balcony.
and here they come
i feel like it's no confidence that it's clear
ultimate
that's the window there first one is going to land it's got a lens
all the research around that is only fourteen seconds
it's really hard to make it's not a white white just
uh...
but i don't know
uh... well it's not enough so
it's
absolutely enough it saves the day okay that's actually going to raise
morale can we get it let's get the voice comes what's going on hello lads doesn't
look like a reason I was no one's looking happy with that I'm still
reeling the fact that only 15,000 people watching a major final for counterfeit
this is crazy I I'm actually got smacked by that it's because everybody's playing
so we fell off right now everyone's playing CSGO right now you may have fallen off
we're up to 11k there's a great run there up to 11 yeah we were down to
by nine years.
But the YouTube stream has 13K.
Okay.
The YouTube is doing better than Twitch.
Hey, on Facebook, I did a broadcast for like nine people, so...
I think we've done one for less than that.
If you do the contacts, I'm killing it right now.
That's true.
Facebook pro-ly isn't saying that.
TV2 Studios, Denmark.
13 viewers.
How good was that sandwich, though, Enric?
That sandwich every day.
If I could have that sandwich right now, the things I would do for a chat.
I bet it doesn't hold up.
I bet it's the best.
I'll have an A for next week for other reasons and I'll maybe try and get it.
Rotterdam, everybody.
Yeah?
Maybe I'll try and get it, Chad, I'll send you the link.
All right, I'll get it.
It's a great sandwich.
Great sandwich.
One of the best sandwiches of all time.
Wipe it up, Tinker.
So, I'll wrap it up.
Wow.
There's under a minute left in this round.
Probably less in liquid's life span as they are losing members left and right
It is sin who has found one with this tech nine. I don't know if that was worth it
Not quite Jason not yet, I don't know if I like the one for one in that scenario, but maybe
We just got to get picked off. You know, he has to get this kill
He's done pretty well
He's a lot of damage now it's a sin dropping it down to 33 HP
But at least he's gonna worry about late. That's the issue as Lake suddenly appears on the screen 25 seconds
Shuey gets a repeat he gets a chance
I'm gonna go in flums streams here with their chance I think flums
First of all I'm gonna ask I'm not even logged in to twitch on my phone
What would that be really?
Let's see what they're saying.
Flom's fans are wild man, that's a crazy place.
Fun place, lovely place.
What does he call his fans?
What's the collective name?
Flock.
Flock?
Yeah.
Flock of Floms.
Flock of Flom.
One of Flom's chappers just said, Flom are you oiled operator sweaty?
Exactly.
See, it's a little bit weird, but in all the best kinds of ways.
The whole thing is they just insult him all day.
I fucking love Flom.
What a fucking legend.
But also a fuckflop.
Well, I don't cosign that, but...
I do.
Missed that dude.
You guys got to see him recently.
Yeah, on Vegas it was nice.
Wasn't invited to that, so...
Next one, I think.
Yeah?
Yeah, maybe, if he does another one.
Did I play my cards right?
Yeah, hit him up.
He's probably listening to me.
He already told me about a year ago I was invited.
Then he kind of rescinded the invite.
And invited you two instead.
I think you got the...
Preferentialism going on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
say oh yeah I said I'd do it for free as well about Jason didn't say that I can tell you the fact
he's gonna say that. I said I'm gonna DM to Flomz. I said to him, I said just pay for my flight
hotel I'll come do it for free. Jason's like trying to...
Are you out here publicly admitting you're trying to undercut me?
I was too happy to help out a friend. I just said that because it's Flomz. I said just pay for my flight.
Whatever I'll come and do it for free. I'll put that on the record.
I'm just sat back. I'm showing my, well this guy seems desperate.
Maybe
Jason can even come the million dollar man if he's doing things for free exactly
Memory hold the whole thing. I think I was watching you to watch this like I also did this for free
I didn't get an info that flums a great guy, so you're gonna take that actually maybe you take that back as well
Holy shit, that's actually made me angry
I forgot about the interaction. I told him I'd do it for free. Why am I such a nice guy?
You get nothing you do finish last I've been selling up for years never again
Nice Henry yep, he's gone. He is humble Henry is out of the building. There's another thing. You gotta be like Jason
Oh, you know a little
extra moon or a beard
You get a beard transplant
Leaves is just straight into that. There's a loan there. Why is he alone?
They just have a three-man setup a little Tim back with two
Swish on the trade 3v3 push them shoo. He got shit. I'm sure we please. Thank you. Oh
Doesn't have to look pretty but JBA's in a he is a deep in a
Look at the nades right now. They can't fool you till it's gonna come over can block himself off
So we can cross over. Yeah, this is great.
Nafa's gotta handle this thing.
Oh, lovely shot. Coming out of the murder hole.
Two on one, lake in the site, 20 health.
Likes the clutch though, Jason.
Likes the clutch.
Star player.
Hey, what's confirmed?
Oh, no, no, no.
Alright, one round left in the half.
It's been a good half.
It's been a great half.
It's had everything.
Absolutely everything.
It's got a nice little comeback in here.
Five to one run at the moment for Team Liquid.
What do you reckon Flom makes the virtual system?
I don't know.
I bet he loves it.
Is he co-streaming this event?
Yeah, here, I'm watching this chat right now.
OK, so we can go back and watch the VOD.
I'm sure.
I reckon he went straight to Geogacer as soon as we came on.
Really?
Is that what he does?
That's what all the co-streamers do.
All co-streamers just go straight to Geogacer.
It's called the owner pixel meta.
Is that entertaining?
Apparently for the fans.
Are they doing like CS right to Geogacer?
Oh, like world-related.
Geogacer.
I don't know why we do segments.
We should just play Geo-Gesa.
I'm down.
That's what it is.
I don't play them.
It's kind of cool.
I'm really here for them.
All right, wrap it up, Tinker.
All right, wrapping up the half.
You can go as good as closing it down.
I'm in it.
Let him do it.
42 seconds left in this round.
We all talked about this potentially being the last time
we would ever see this liquid organization.
He missed the F-O.
Possibly play Kars right, but...
Ultimate's dead.
Ultimate's dead, so is Elish.
Well, we'll see if Sin is able to make the most of it.
Yes, he will.
Drive, Sui.
The German comes in.
He's charging his way up towards jungle now.
slacks also, finalist success, has Team Liquid crumbling before our very eyes, it's just
NAF and Nerds left alone and even these two players can't save him.
The bomb planted, MAD in search of a lead and it's a lead on the most important map
in the series.
Alright, only like 30 seconds left from the bomb timer, keep wrapping it up.
Yeah.
Now you start wrapping it up.
You should have been wrapping it up all the time.
You used that to play by playing, now you wrap.
Alright.
The storylines and narrative, what does this mean?
Well, Team Liquid, an organization that have won the Grand Slam,
that have lifted the biggest trophies in Counter-Strike.
And this might be the last time we ever see this roster play.
And Eddie, in the lead, doing it for America.
Woo-hoo!
Get together
Tonight's a night
And even if you're feeling blue
It won't be alright
Leave your troubles behind
And have no doubt
Don't care who we're gonna pay
We make it all out of the world
Oh, all about feeling
We're taking the groove of living to see it
Oh, all about feeling
Turnin' loose and all about see it
The break of dawn, ooh, a brand new day.
Every day will be brighter, and it's a kind of way.
Let the night forget about that time
Tonight we rock to the bottom of the night
Oh, I want to feel it
Shaking the proof of this truth
Oh, I want to feel it
I think you can feel it, that this window knows go from center!
The wind is a perfect end!
This is madness!
They left mid, it's good timing.
We can double up.
You're not walking yet.
Yeah.
Three, two, one.
Pick it up.
Pick it up.
I'm gonna take it out.
That's not very...
Right, take it up.
Take it up.
Take it up.
Don't be crashy, spawn.
Dead.
Nice, bro.
I think what's spawn?
I think both.
Kitchen is spawned.
I can flash spawn soon.
Dead one.
Flash.
Wait.
Flash eight now.
Just running out of ammo.
Nice.
Nice.
You can see.
Walking back, ladies and gentlemen.
It is the last half of the day.
Team Liquid vs. M80, it was once Team Liquid that flew the flag on the American Counter-Show,
but now M80 looking to try and rip it out of their hands, and they are in the lead.
It looks like this might be the end of Team Liquid here in Stockholm.
Some people are calling it fight night, of course they're at home.
One team will fight forward, one team will fall flat, and Jason has disowned Team Liquid
as Henry has done with One Land.
Team Liquid might disown Team Liquid at this point, I'll be honest with you.
In fact your business advice is that they should just be having a bit of fun
Just have a bit of fun, don't actually think these things
Oh hello NAF
It's going to be too late Henry
Oh what's going on?
It's going to be so late to this
I don't think so bro
He's only got one kill
NAF on the back
He's got one kill
Oh there's one
Can he get another one?
Open for it through the smoke
Still one around that
On the D-Fuse being stuck, it's being held. It's all the way stopped!
Oh, stopped just at the last second. Now we're still having to go into this.
Couple of shots in the USP. He's found it. On the D-Fuse, but the time is the problem.
And it's also fine in the kill. Helps Tim Wilkwood get up to six.
Looked a little bit dicey though. They didn't switch over to that diffuser until quite a bit deep into it.
Still able to find it at the end.
So the fact that Henry's saying if they lose this game, they drop to 30 seconds in VRS.
They are a European team because in GES we're saying they're American and they have Aleige
and NAF representing the US and Canada and the rest of the...
So you need to be top 17 as far as European VRS is concerned to qualify for the Major.
So you're quite a ways away.
And they're cut off as April 6th.
Anyone who doesn't know VRS is it's valve ranking system. That's about regional standings
It should be that
This was system has been a nightmare
This round's done closes well now
wrap it up
So, at 30 second in the world, right, and then you take out, say, Furia, the Mongols, right, there's a bunch of teams
who are ahead of them who are from either Asia ranking, or mainly America's ranking.
They're still not in contention.
No, that's crazy.
I mean, Houttu just got into the major ranking system.
And how good's Duke for sure?
Now, still killing.
I missed that.
Team first, Norbert, bro.
They were so good, Lossy.
They were so good.
Easy.
We loved them all.
From Tallins.
What a run that was.
A couple of exit kills, we'll be managed to recover.
Come on, Jason, tell us what you really think.
Well, I got one galil.
Jason, it's time.
Time for what?
It's time for you to give your real thoughts on where it went wrong for Liquid.
Not in this series, but at what point did it all really start to go wrong?
This was a team, Jason, winning the Grand Slam.
They were the bridesmaids to Astralis for two years.
They weren't flying the flag.
They had memorable faces.
That's Jui2K.
They had Nitro.
They had twists.
at a leash everyone was happy to and there was there were a team that's they
represented something Jason they were a family they were a unit they were
winners and you know what it took they carried a region and look at this Jason
look who I've been left with oh it's sad
nap still there at least you still got those guys I could fight I honestly I
don't I don't really know where I went wrong I think I think the biggest
The biggest probably hiccup in my minds.
Well, COVID was an issue for everyone.
I think...
There he comes.
I don't know.
I want to find out.
I think the biggest issue was the Cadian line-up coming in.
I think that blowing up in the fashion that it did.
I think that being blowing up in the fashion that it did in the line-up, everyone points
to the...
That's when he had Cadian twists.
Skulls.
Skulls.
Who else was there?
Half was there.
obviously yeah and well yeah he was there so it's not then because caddy was
all png a bleeding of course yes I don't know you can't know it was a kid
that's it and that's happened there well you know even when it the twist in
game led version of liquid was better than this I think I think the problem was
what she the first week what you had during this stretch was just players
who like hit slumps and then by the time they got out of it someone else was in a slump or had just given up like by the
Like you kinder and that slump was just like how are you gonna make that work?
He was on a slump of effort proportions after that it's math
And I think at a certain point and then you get to this level where that is starting to build back into it
I think twist at that point is like I'm done. I want to go back to phase. You know you had like these
missed moments of where people's motivation was ready to actually take the steps forward and
Someone was in a slump preventing you from making any progress and then someone just quit preventing any problems
you know sound stuff I think I did you look at some of the lineups they picked
up just a good call in a bit on a swing there's two plans on site searching
forward MP7 should we look at it makes him space back of the side of the work
bench for training and there it is then it'll do it here we go let's back in as
well gets traded instantly by now if now plant being confirmed here look at
We're going to win.
We're going to win.
Suddenly they're back.
What are we going to ask Death Henry?
Oh, you see, he's not going to be the best of moods.
I don't even think guys should be messing around with him.
No, we're not going to ask him what his sack is.
No, exactly.
I just confirm that.
I guess expectations, what they were for this tournament.
What's next?
What's up?
What's up next?
How's JBA doing on the team?
How is he doing?
Well, he's that too.
He's that too.
That's very good.
We talked to him at the Flameline in Vegas, it was kind of like, I remember Lake was telling
us that JBA hadn't like caught on to like the dead comic and the amount of comms that
MAD does compared to his previous team, so that was something they were working with him
on, was making sure he was being vocal.
Okay.
Maybe we keep it short.
I think so, no one wants to be there too.
I don't want to be there that long.
He doesn't want to be there.
Yeah, that might not be much of a clue for any of your questions.
Three questions.
Three questions?
Yeah.
Maybe ask him, so from their perspective, how's their outlook for the major qualification
looking?
Yeah.
What went wrong with this tournament, is there an open-ended question?
Yeah, or just what went wrong today.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's start with that, see what it goes with.
It would be a Nubis.
We're open with that.
Do you guys do the meta where you talk about your interviews before you do them?
No, we were kind of doing that a little bit.
We did it a little bit, but not too much.
Okay, well, we'll show you how it's done, boys.
Cool.
We haven't done a loser one yet, though, so...
Yeah, that's a different challenge.
It's a different challenge.
You guys have played it fast and lose to the others.
What's in your room?
I've been messing around, I've been the Jew-Cub, the Jester.
Never would have expected it.
I know, very much not my personality as it is, but uh...
That's why I didn't get hired for the Flomland.
He just DM'd me.
Is he groveling?
Yes.
He said he forgot about that interaction, and he's sorry that I can't come to him.
Oh, he's apologised.
Oh, that's a win. It's a win for the little guys.
Yeah, so we're all good again.
Okay, they don't break the wall.
Force back, plane retake, bomb plant is gonna come in, good damage and rebuttal.
Save.
I don't actually think that, but it's just funny to say, isn't it?
Yeah.
We have fun around here.
We have a lot of fun around here.
Two kits, plenty of smokes, plenty of nades.
Look at the beans, Jason.
For this one?
The beans.
The beans.
Here comes the retake.
First PC utility's out, smoke towards Palace, NAP is gonna be blocked off.
locked off a decision to make a leash swings off contact they've still got
the layers of this defense on the retake inside the bomb site and I think now
it's time to back off because you haven't even gotten a step forward you've
lost it and fly can't lose more you can't lose all these weapons and they've
made their way and all of a sudden it's turned and then there's the bomb do
they just want to play for him oh my god he went for the flag it wasn't even
planned for him oh it doesn't matter it's still going to be m80
Oh, it's an absolute catastrophe Jason. Thank God you get out of the beans deserved it
So I'm saying nice try that no one's a nice smoke he he ran away from in Palace was gone by the time he got to
I I thought it was zero percent chance of winning that I can't believe they made that read on the real
Yeah, they can't believe it either yeah, so I look was not a money just yet 98 hold it together sure
Okay, I think it's that mental is the problem Jason you called them fragile. Yeah, you called them a fragile
That's the small man. Yeah, well if there's one man who's not fragile
It's a leash that could be the castle is for disaster that could be the meltdown
No, no, no, he's gonna get an opening here. We're gonna win the round
So I should happen there we go bomb site cleared open and now you have to save because you got no money in the bank
And your Alpers been brought down a leash is going for more though. Ah
Ah, that's what I like. Yeah, we do love that.
I love blowing up. Bouncing back.
A little bit of attitude. Peppin' the step.
Elise doesn't want to lose to him, Eddie. Not at all.
Well, but more of the new best of Leige coming out on play here in Mirage.
Maybe they should just play Orange maps.
Yeah, that's true.
Anything that's Italian. Not really working for them at the moment.
So, if Ferno comments for those of you who might not be up to date with the law
of particular maps and furno is set in italy
yeah fictional Italy fictional Italy in fact isn't like original or cs go in
furno isn't replacing california where that
was based on uh with the fountain yeah yeah pretty cool
same with italy the map the map is yet
yep one of my favorites at realto oh that is classic I went there
See, you and I used to play that a lot, I think.
Yeah, we were grinding.
We were masters of that.
We had set smokes.
I miss bow yard.
I miss make wingman great again.
They just neglected it.
That's an EV here.
I believe you should probably focus.
I won't be talking about that.
You know, at this point, I'm going to lock it.
No more bugging around.
You're going to lock in.
You got your glasses on.
You got your seat close up to the TV screen.
Cross leg in front of that screen.
How's that feel?
Retina's burning.
I'm not going to guggle around.
No more funny comments, let's lock in.
Not a single funny comment.
Money's not looking great, Henry, for the M80 side of things.
It's enough though, Jason, we've seen it before.
An AWP surrounded by pistols and SMG.
Slacks has been hitting hard, especially on the previous map of Italy-based Inferno.
I feel like Slacks could do this.
Where does he go, though, Chad?
Short, maybe vent boost?
Vent boost would be huge, actually.
Here we go, this is the big move, it's paying off quite nicely, if you don't mind me saying
opening kill, Nath goes down, can he get the second?
He absolutely can, that's more like it, this is the round they need it to or do, as they
say.
Well, it all goes down but it has given them the man advantage, Jason.
It's given them a man advantage but it might not be enough, look at the weapons that
follow up the AWP 5-7s and MP9, Lake is going to have their nice read, he's going
to start shifting over, Swisher can have a fast flank from the end of Palace, but this
B bomb site might just be lost. Now, Liquid, when they get into the site, need to have
alarm bells ringing, and a Hall's player is possible to get out there, they're raking
forward already, Shui is going to connect that kill straight away, and think about
a second opportunity towards the market. So, unfortunately for Mitty, not looking
great. Don't do it. Don't go in. You're too close to the spot.
with the leaves, he goes to the peak, he leaves his life, and there's the 5-7, oh team liquid,
they've handed it right back over, and it's gotta be ultimate to somehow hold onto this
1v3, it's got so many angles to worry about, including the apartments, and he just won't
get the angle of time, oh team liquid offering it up to M80, and they are going to take
it all the way home.
I see a comment.
It's hard to watch, could you imagine being in the server?
Can you imagine being dead in the server?
Like that.
Spectating?
Why?
I they've got lots of cash. It's like when he landed in that position between the door and the window
I was like he's peeking something I can feel it
It's like you don't need to I know you're double-peaking and in theory that should just be fine
But like why even open yourself up to the possibility?
Yeah
Play the bait let a leash jiggle that watch for a window jump out and react to whatever a leash is doing
What teams know it's gonna join up to this year again. It's a great question
There was no comms there, did you hear that from Liquid?
They had to ask if everybody was over to what's market in that situation.
Ultimate didn't get the info on all the players, they were just dead silent after those deaths.
Here we go now.
I could feel it.
NAFTA!
JBA into the play, he will only get the one.
JBA and Slacks chiming in.
Two back from their matey, keeping numbers even.
This is getting real grimy.
It is a leash, not spotting, eventually the tech solutioner up on short.
That's the Grenadian after him, but so sure gonna take damage from that
She was turned walking through the apartment smoke. This action might be a sick timing. Oh swishers looking for it
He spots it out. She was just turned away
Does catch him and now ultimate coming through the apartments himself a minute on the clock
You're not gonna know about the second player even if you get this kill on the swish
It's all around the back and it yeah, I'm sitting is going to take that frag so opposed to a leash
He'll get one out to a short. He's a very quick second frag here. Oh, he knows where he is
Is there an opportunity here for Elise? You get this clutch going
Oh!
He finishes him off and all of a sudden it's a 1v1
Slacks is on the flank around the back from the apartments, but Elise has no idea where he is
He's gonna dip and go to A surely right? You know, you know the rotator is coming to this position
You gotta wake it away fast
Oh, he's gonna get spotted though
Oh, it's around the corner, but Slacks does not give away the information
Yeah, but Elise has a long route to run. He's got to drop a smother smoke
Oh, it's deep. Can you get there inside?
He's not going to catch him. He's going to plant.
He's going to plant into it.
Before AK to spray.
Oh, wait.
Went to the AK.
Elish is on 50 HP.
For Nate, going to clear that smoke out.
Elish has stepped out though, and he knows where he's coming from now.
So, Elish actually has the informational advantage.
He's going to stand on the floor.
Nate goes forward, forces Elish further back.
He'll still have a lot of cover to play with.
BCCC.
Slax has Utah for this.
Smoke now deployed.
Up the stairs, he goes.
ALEES.
SKETCHY JABS!
What a clutch!
A 1v3 from ALEES that keeps Team Liquid going!
Ah, sketchy second fight as well.
ALEES got the benefit of the shadow,
given some information, breaks out a smile.
That's a map saving, a series saving clutch perhaps.
That's gotta be it.
They got one more buy in them.
I know, is it?
One more buy in them.
How can you fumble this 1v3 to tie things up 10-10?
I don't know.
The money would have been in the mud.
I trust M80 to recover from that situation
more than I trust Liquid, so it has to be done.
Slacks was just offbeat there by half a second to a second
Yeah, he didn't hear the singe of the yeah, that is a monumental victory for a leash boys
Needed that he loves a clutch on me. That's
Still he only drinks room temperature water as well. Is that a fact? Yeah, he doesn't like cold water. I'm the same
That's good. It's better for your focal course
Oh, he's not doing much castin', you know.
Yeah, but, you know.
But calming, Jason.
He also doesn't like mustard.
If you've got sensitive teeth.
Just in case you guys are wondering at home.
Well, mustard.
Not a mustard fan, Alish.
I also don't like mustard.
I love mustard.
Mustard is one of the best.
Get a bit of mustard.
I'll be American mustard.
I'll be French one.
Honey mustard?
Yeah, yeah.
I love honey mustard.
Yeah.
Henry's talking about Dijon.
Yeah, I don't like Dijon.
Dijon's good.
Too much.
Anyway.
Anyway.
I'm looking around.
I'm looking around.
This is the most important around the entire series Henry's this is just a maxi. We need him to frame Morgan right now
You're right. I don't know what I means, but I do appreciate the sentiment. I understand the sentiment
I was not sure what it means
Just lock in his wheels essentially. Yeah
At least
The last plow
Wins the wall on three the money is long little pocket made that
MP9s a couple of rifles and the slacks AWP which has been impressive to say the
least given away the window boost switch not playing to assist is gonna get back
to ticket to fortify a with lake and JBA sin's got a lot to worry about it
it's gonna catch a timing every every engagement is so tense yeah everyone is
The bomb's coming back and they will be executing into the stack.
Can't stress enough, how much is on the line right now?
Could be the major.
Could be the major.
Could be the whole organization.
Four rounds.
They might even get rid of the Dota team, the PUBG team, the Street Fighter squad.
They don't get all be gone.
They've got it all down.
All things.
All doors.
There are three on A for this exercise.
Swisher, Lake, JBA.
Look at the pieces in the right place, but will it matter?
Mady have shown that advances just don't really matter all that much.
Ali, you're just gonna get playing out of the ramp, but like JBA, that's the combo!
That's what you need for Mady.
Early three kills and it's just not any home pass to be liquid.
It's all for the egg, you have to be safe.
I love that block smoke.
That's a, it's a, I like, the pivies on Pistarounds with Gilberetas, it's very nice, very sizely.
It's also a stage in the game where it feels like you're not gonna get a whole lot, a lot of like,
baiting the utility out by applying some pressure.
Like, you're in the tense moment of the game where no one wants to mess up and get killed and picked off,
So you just gotta wait the loss bonus
It's gross. It's gross 1900 into the next. Yeah, right. So you gotta save you a little out of tired. How can you save you just said you just
You can't every round we are playing the round amazingly, but we are hurrying in the in the late round
We don't need to hurry. We don't need to do desperate place desperate pigs
They have to be the one who solve it the shit situation. We put them in can we think about this more in the round, please
We are playing really good otherwise
Oh, I just played slow there and it looked shit
I like the energy though also
I don't know if that really applies when you have a galil attack knight a Diggle I wasn't for this round
Right at that time after a while again. Yeah, we have got an opening kill. That's true to be fair
It's a desperate situation still but always give him ultimate. Yeah followed up on here for Tim liquid
Okay, how many giving chances here Tim liquid stepping up at 5v3 now
Yeah, but this is what you're saying
They they rush things at the end of the round. So now you have all the advantages to close this
There it is. That's the game. Yep, like that. Back it up. It's only 1900 lost fair. They still got money. They still got money
True. It's just not wrong
I mean if you're a student they don't fumble the five or two come on now it has been no doubt
Renegade Henry you can't overcook situation. Hey these guys don't overcook the pooch if any these guys don't
Hey undercook the pooch. They're not gonna overcook the pooch
Okay.
Let's see.
We've got the right amount of mustard on the hot dog.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, dear!
That is why Elise does not like mustard at all.
Now sit.
It sucks.
You can't overcook the pooch.
I think they might do.
The pooch is dead.
It's boiling right here.
It's absolutely right.
Dude, five on two by the way.
Yeah, well it still could go in favor of Team Liquid because Elise is still around.
He's got ultimate coming back through the apartments with the AWP.
and sin have a golden chance here they can't let this go oh that has made
things hot and heavy inside of the site
oh smokefake sin with a shot and he holds down merciful a tight game
and maybe pull it back it is sin with a 4k
guys they are fucked not only because they saved the two guns they
four spot with the 1400 loss with the residual now they're gonna get the
1900 loss, so they're sitting at 2k and they just got three weapons you have to
fully go you have no choice that they have to flee or you force and then
force again why not she's not allowed that I know ludicrous at this point
Henry what are we talking about they just lost a real time real talk cgs what
are you calling right now cgs of 16k
Henry's going double championship what are we doing I would be calling us
I would be cool and I would be like
Oh, they're chimp down, they're expecting us to be cut, let's fucking go.
I would not be Salkan either, I'd be rallying the troops.
I'd be rallying the troops.
I'd be fighting a troop rallyer until the last moment.
It's all my dying breath, Jason.
They're playing for overtime.
They're playing for overtime.
Dude, that's so insane.
That is terrible.
A team that doesn't overcome the situation apparently.
They did overcome.
I was yeah
We have fun
Oh my god a five or two boys. I can't wait to chat to see him. I want to be next to the chat
And we're talking about the team the VRS implications they're not making the major
The planet fault is gonna be a very difficult losers interview what a journey it's been. Oh my god
Do we have to do the losers interview? I don't want to I will be here for it
I will not be ever we've heard. We don't have to do it. Are we being bitches by not doing it?
I won't be doing it you guys can do it. We'll think about it
We got around the important question is is liquid even gonna do it. That's the only thing
Oh, it comes it's hitting chat right now. Oh, Lee's
Got a job's one more time. Oh
Well now I've got one back. It's inclines on scene, but try it was already low on HP
So it's finished off another 4k from sin. He's racking them up here at this point of the game
Oh my god, it's fine. Just last round all the regulation
I'll go in what a clean liquid have saved up for everything here the AKs are out
Guys, what if we do a vote? Okay, and this is what I propose
Jason to solo do the
No, that's that's not happening
You've lost your mind we just broke 16k view
That's the things my tweets do yeah
Huge traction, it all comes down to this double orb set up,
SIN to try to open things up, spots one,
Pop Chop towards the B apartments, nothing connects,
Slax though, he hasn't missed many today,
and that trend continues, the franchise player goes down,
Nath is removed, a five on four, a few frags away boys,
and we say goodbye to Team Liquid in more ways than one.
Goodbye to the Major, maybe goodbye to the roster,
certainly goodbye Pro League.
Yeah, a whole lot of good buys here.
Oh, it's getting worse.
Bloody hell, lads.
That's the time you missed the window smoke.
Understandable.
You're going to burn another one now just to get it down.
Oh, they're throwing it up.
Can't they throw it all away?
No, it's peeking out from Palace.
It's going to be JBA who goes down numbers again even.
Team Liquid on the hunt for overtime.
Missed shot from Slacks.
Is that going to cost MAD's opportunity
to close in regulation?
Ultimate fighting back.
And this game is not over yet!
A little bit of fight left in him.
Not looking fragile at the moment, but hey, it's a 4 on 2.
We saw him lose around like this just a round ago.
Elise, gonna wrap from behind, taking down immediately.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Come on now.
There's no utility.
Come on now.
One singular flashbang for the CT side.
Two kits.
And Lake's gonna go in first.
Bait the low HP player so you can pull Liquid out of their positions.
Flash is out for CT.
Oh no, there's a kill.
Not like this, not back to back.
Truly not back to back.
This time for elimination.
It's the kill. It's the time.
Think about the time.
Lake on the deep.
You just gotta hold it all the way.
Peek it now, nerds.
It's overtime, ladies and gentlemen.
Team Liquid, survive a little bit longer at least.
Oh.
They never let you get comfortable, do they?
No.
Oh, now it looks comfortable.
Is everyone OK?
I sat the whole round out, mate.
You got to watch that from the sidelines.
Oh, mate.
Damn, what an opportunity to close it out, that was.
What a round from Nurtz.
OK, that's a huge reset, though.
It alleviates a lot of pressure.
I think it's both.
I'm playing on third first.
I'm playing on third first.
Oh, that was so fucking.
Oh, it doesn't get closer than that.
Alright, aggressive stats with the AWP, money's no longer an issue, Swisher doesn't want to take that fight any longer.
Mid control for Team Liquid, all five players here. Extremedes are quiet.
More detention right now.
First 16, first gun round, we'll set the tone for overtime here.
AWP for Ultima, 18 and 18 right now, a lead with decent space towards the ladder room.
Bomb top of middle of NAF.
Swisher, deep in the B apartment's here.
I guess you're coming back to the B bomb site, right?
Ultimate.
The NAF just joined up with a lead over towards Short, eventually.
Window smoke, con smoke.
You have these two kind of pressing the upper B tunnels.
They'll have to deal with Swisher.
Yeah, how many is he gonna get?
With M4 it should only be one for one at most.
Oh, I think he gets two, Jason.
Oh, there's the one.
And now he's given it.
Oh, there's no trade.
And there's space.
And there's no one even trying to attempt that.
The Nades are being set up instead.
And finally, the Nades arrived, but Team Liquid
still had to deal with the player in the apartment.
So they stopped it alive.
But the ball has now dropped to the back of the pack.
And Swisher's still an issue.
Yeah, they can ignore Swisher for now.
That's a great find from Nertz.
Time, 20 seconds.
Yeah.
Oh, it's getting a bit messy now.
Oh, he's cleaning up, though.
Time?
Oh, that's so good.
Nothing feels settled ever, nothing feels settled with the rounds we've seen them throw away.
13-12 and a time out taken.
So here's the deal, M80, they are 6th as far as the Americas region go for VRS currently.
So they are well and truly within the bubble as qualifying for the Cologne Major.
Liquid are nowhere to be seen so this event because they chose
Not to play Cluj right that was their choice to not play Cluj
They opted to go for EPL which was online which has less opportunity and harder
To get the RS point overall and then after this
They have nothing other than a French local land like what are we talking about?
It's a little bit nice, guys.
They go into the French equivalent of an I-Series.
Essentially.
Yeah.
That should be good.
When is that?
Is there anything like Dracula in this video?
How do we all cast it for free?
We haven't seen anything like Dracula in a long time.
I am available. The French Lamas are high on me.
How much welcome in these days.
That wasn't a teller.
Get me up.
The French lamb. What's it called?
I'm gonna be watching.
I have no idea.
Game something.
Game assembly.
I see I believe you can continue with his wicked ways and towards the a bomb site shut down early
Looking for their first round here in overtime, but it's down to shoey to try and fight back
Get yourself a double and ultimate brings the round back to life
Okay, so you versus two bomb plus in the open CG spawn already switches making the move bombs gonna get planted ultimate
I don't think he's gonna be ready. I think he's caught
Around me somehow reacts quick enough to get that kill locked in and now sim would have to go through the motor hall
And she was already watching
We did peek it and luckily he wins the fight, but yeah, absolutely giving away back in there for a scene
14 to 12 over team liquid. Oh, that's you have to peek it. It's alright. This is T side two rounds
We could basically just call game over
What are your record MC?
Looks like it. Yeah
But you're taking over saying in the 2v1. Yeah
Who was it Shui?
Shui, windowpicking.
If he loses that, he runs on.
See, MC knows.
Well, here's a real fast here from Liquid.
Look at this, punched him to the face, JBA trying to get in position.
I like this.
Oh, re-arranged the letters, you got a jab, and that's exactly what he's got here.
It's a kill on North, fine on the top, though, Elise and Naft coming in with a Wombo combo,
but they've taken a lot of damage.
Man walking wounded 15 HP on Elise to on nap and they're bailing out of that. It's so scrappy right now
I love it Elise somehow makes this game look like quick live. He's just
Doesn't he the lightning guns
23 and 18 he is longer here's it, but he's not gonna be able to stop a leash
He'll have a fast-flank and he's cold
Yeah, look at saying getting into position, but it's the HP problem here for team liquid the MP9 will melt them
The MP9 will melt them as soon as he gets the chance
Oh, he's trying to take out the enemy
Oh, so he should get the kill from short, so it's a leash for the apartment
Something special required of Alicia
And he will not find it
So he should out from short and a thirteenth round picked up here for M80
Man, what a game
What a series
This is counter-strugging, no?
This is what it's all about
This is counter-strugging
Everything on the line
Right down to the wire
Neck and neck
Every round after the bait
Every situation questionable.
Liquid CT side was kind of gross though, right?
They started that 0-5 hole, I cried it back.
Yeah, but the finance is un-
Yeah, the money's not a problem at the moment.
It's going to depend on the tone.
M.A. also did a couple of rounds like that.
One where they were able to get through mid,
undetected somehow.
Had a couple of those in the first half, yeah.
Minimize mistakes if you're liquid in the second half
of overtime.
Wow.
Cop that in your face.
58 damage made there.
So they are playing for at least some type of midcrimes.
So NAF's position towards short to help out nerds.
Ultimates rotate in the AWP over towards B.
So A is the problem right now.
That's what the bomb on switch is coming back to.
So one through the apartments, two through the ramp,
and then two top middle currently.
So surely it's going to...
Are they selling?
Selling mid control to try and open up A?
Deep cons, though.
It's working. It's just the ticket plate after.
Why about a Shoei?
Now, there's a Collapsier, though, from Liquid.
A Leash top-con.
They have this boost up.
Second M4 is up short as well.
Yeah, easy.
Good opener here for Team Liquid.
Sin also gonna take some damage
as he drifts his way towards the bottom.
A connector, A Leash.
Ready for that as well.
So now it's all crumbling.
At least they kill back from slacks,
but A Leash getting another one.
He's not really being contested at the moment,
so comfortable to stand at the bottom of the stairs.
Climbs up on top now, he's only got two bullets left in that M4 but unfortunately for M80 they've only got one player left.
So we should put the bomb down on default but requires a 1v4.
Not gonna win this from a static position.
Yeah, they're coming at him now.
You're not gonna win this with an active position either.
Yeah.
But it's only what you can't do.
And he goes down south. Team Liquid up to series point.
M80 now, staring at elimination.
at least people we had a hate watch again tomorrow
yet did they're not through the winners came to clarify they have got another
series coming up to a watchers of lost about all the rest of the work on
i mean i have lost yet
this is always a chance jason as you know i do know
but they're not losing a little too far before three a case on the ct side
they should be absolutely a pack it up i don't think they're losing another
to be fine i think i'd like to let people down to calm for free again
Let's go, go, go.
Oh, I made it.
They tried.
They really tried.
They've come to Europe in hopes of finally breaking through and taking the next step,
but they have reached their final destination against Team Liquid as they try as they
might to get into the A-bomb site, but they are stopped in their tracks by Shuei, and
now Sin walks out on his lonesome.
He'll back away, of course, just hoping that there's any way back into the round,
but Sin would be very much mistaken.
I like this, though.
You've got to give this a good go.
He's gotta keep wrapping it up. Keep wrapping Dinko. Yeah, you've got a long time to wrap. Keep wrapping. Keep wrapping.
Ultimate and he's close here!
Team Liquid survive elimination for yet another day and Headwatchers will have another feast, but for Imedi unfortunately
It won't be defeat. It won't be elimination.
Plenty of work still needed to get into the form they wished to be at
But it's Team Liquid just about getting through this one in overtime
I think the tough thing right now for Imedi is if you look at the second and the third map of the series
Okay, this was competitive right, but when you look at a new this that's what let them down there map choice
Absolutely bamboozled there. That's just a bit tough around your map choice losing 13 to 3
That's the one that is gonna leave a mark because otherwise you played a pretty good series overall
Some positive signs some good rounds that were one and well. Yeah, this one is done. So more liquid tomorrow
And we got trace joining us
Yeah, you do
Let's go check it out, it's a pretty good idea.
See you next time.
This is pretty cool.
After you.
What number of bike are you?
Uh, I'm number, you know.
Uh, your button is...
Over here.
Yeah, that's the button.
That's your...
Yeah, that one would be for you.
Yes, you can't forget to talk back here.
Yeah.
Actually...
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Wow, guys, that's super...
Yeah, we don't have those.
We just have regular buttons, but hand held stuff.
Cool buttons.
Ah, interesting.
Well, uh, did that series turn out the way you thought it might?
No, I thought it was going to be a 2-0, to be honest with you.
I did too.
I felt like it for a little while.
Yeah, but it is good to see Liquid really pulling it back together and proving Jason wrong.
Yeah, Liquid is so back.
It's what we kind of hope for around here.
You guys are welcome to take that flag from now on.
Take it away.
I love Liquid.
I lost a foot.
That one, you know, they're a pretty good team.
I like foot a lot when they're getting up to a win over NIP and then being eliminated
by Liquid right now.
So all over Red Rover.
What's the heat watching all about though?
Why are they doing it?
People don't like Liquid anymore.
Of course, yeah, but why?
Because they're results.
I mean, the fans of the organization, they're not fans of the results.
That's why you hate watching.
You want to see them do well ultimately. I hope so
I've never really got the hey watching team myself. I get it. You get
As one of them Henry and one thing to hey watch no, I I guess I'm a bit bitter just because of the situation
I had with cloud nine and because I got I guess I'm a bit like
Why are they getting away with this?
Fair enough. That's all we do have a somber note still coming
We are getting deaf for the the post-game interview. I believe okay. What do you guys you know before we even get him here?
What was the most painful point of that series? We think for him a trolley was the 13 to 3 loss in a new bus right?
It has to be that hmm like that week when you look at the loss overall the other two maps they were competitive
Didn't they lose a 2v5 or 5 on 2 or 5 on 3 to liquid on this map this mirage map right now
Isn't that the first half liquid lost to 5 on 2 liquid that was that a liquid almost lost back to back
I want to it was which would have been that that felt like the end. Yeah, I like it. Yeah, that would have been the most horrible
Well, it's like the third Lord of the Rings. There was like four endings to that game. That's a lot of the rings
Okay, no way exit of you that's fair enough. Yeah, cool. I'm glad you got the cock is
I got it. I got it right in the double base. That's all right. So we're maybe you're done. We won't be hearing from them fair enough
Yeah, that's fair. That's fair
Um, what do we do now? I guess we'll wait for the mail bag
We do actually that's pretty good, and yeah, we do have a mail bag. What's the email trash? What is it?
The email is he doesn't even does it?
HL
I'll bag at mail bag at DHL and ill bag dot DHL mail bag
That's exactly what I was getting at. Thank you so much Chad for highlighting that but let's get into the
philosophical lima, would you rather have 100 thousand dollars or a dinner with blade
What's that guy thinking let's start with Henry what's that guy thinking what's going on up there really what on one session?
Nice steak dinner. Who are you trying to just I think that normal question is like if you have it with Elon Musk
That's a normal question. I think that's a joke email, but they'll take it a hundred grand if that said ten grand or a dinner with
Blade I'd like to do it over a hundred grand
Ten grand a thousand
What's wrong with you guys take him out to a thousand dollar steak and pocket the 99
And the question
$100,000 or a dinner with Blake not you get that and you get the other that's what I'm saying
If the option was, if it said...
But then they're saying we're still crazy to take $10,000, you know, not take the $10,000.
A pocket $9,000, take him out to a $1,000 dinner.
Or we stick to the $100,000 as planned.
I think the idea they want us to get at is, oh, could we get enough skills and knowledge from Blade
that we would learn how to make more than $100,000?
You can take him out to dinner with the money that you collect from the arena.
It's smart.
No, but you're not getting any money if you go out to dinner with him.
There you are, just do it.
Or you get the money first.
Or you can take the money and not.
Next week the MMC, do you want to go for dinner, mate?
I'm paying.
Exactly.
I'm paying.
Just to recap here, we've got one, four dinner with Blade
and everyone else is up against it.
I'm taking the bag.
I'm taking the bag, too.
You're taking the bag.
Kind of crazy.
I'm not good at dinner.
Do you have any more in the DHL mail bag?
Didn't love that question.
No, mate.
We didn't want to get much from that.
Let's see what's next.
Next will be a picture of a dog, Henry.
There is no next coming up, but there it is.
That was brilliant.
We do have what a Swiss system looks.
Henry, take us through a bit.
Three wins and you're through.
Three losses and you're out.
We've got a couple more games to go.
We've got some winners, some losers.
We've got the standings for tomorrow.
We've got the power vision taken on Heroic.
We've got GZ taking on NIP.
Oh, my god.
We're going to take it on Liquid.
Liquid's been given a bit of a gift here.
Liquid have been given a bit of a gift.
It's going to be a bang again.
It's going to be a bang again.
And it's like the battle to the bottom of the bag.
How have Liquid pulled this off?
That is a good one.
Yeah, you got to be happy if you're Liquid in this situation.
That's actually a bang of clothes for the day.
Is that mean it's going to be the last game of the day?
What are we doing here?
I don't know.
the last spot today so maybe that shift that way so I hope it's dude and we get
that's my kind of mass political game it's in a bit of a Samson situation though
oh what you mean the guy in the hotel lobby yeah okay cuz I thought so I just
after hearing the first time I was like there's no way that's true but then
after everyone also reiterated it did you witness this to Jason yeah I was
there I was on the seat I heard yeah I was kind of the initiator I would say
Have a good day.
Fantastic day.
Pretty good actually, yeah.
Feeling good about tomorrow, though.
Try those out, Joe.
Oh, you know what I mean, it was pretty good, and I think it is about that time we got a
couple more days ahead of us, hopefully many more days ahead of us.
I don't want to get too grim, no pun intended, because they're gone, too.
So thank you very much, everybody.
That does it for us up early today.
We'll see you tomorrow.
Bye, everyone.
Have a good time.
I'm such a weirdo, tattoos from my toes to my earlobes
Whoa bottle I never had a hero, I learned how to live through the step of y'all
Cause yo, coming from the outcome from the interview
Yo, everything you see ain't what you've been through
Everything that I built made that from zero
Then added as zero, I am my hero
You put it in my head, you put it stuck in my mind
Cause we were in photography at the same time
Remember they asked me when it was gang time
Now I know that they mad at me, I'm all you can't find
I'm not from the day, I come alive at night
I'm not what you used to, couldn't recognize
They all know I'm the one while I'm taking flight
You're welcome to join me, I promise I won't bite
They say, they're never getting in my way
And even if I make mistakes
I will always season through
Cause I don't wanna play your game
I had enough, I'm burning up
So how do I just break your team?
You can never stop spilling up inside of me
I'm here to stop you, whoever wants smoke like a roster, break your off popper.
They say they never get them in my way
And even if I make my strings
I will always see them through
What's that?
Cause I don't wanna fake your name
I have enough, I'm burning up
So I just break your chain
You can never stop building up
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