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12-22-2025 · 7h 43m
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little greasy, not that at all.
Yeah, a little dry.
No, you're fine.
A little dry.
You know they have like hair,
things you can just cover your hair.
Hair.
Can I borrow your ball?
Real quick.
Also, you're so tall.
What is your name?
What's your name?
It's a barry spit.
It's your name.
Thank you.
Yes, you can tell.
The bell work.
Starfire Raven.
Yes.
Yeah.
Nice.
I found like three guys and they all shake it.
Did I?
Are you kidding me?
They go like this.
They're like...
Remember?
Remember?
Those are close guys.
Those are close guys.
And were they guys that agreed with you on your shower tape?
Maybe.
My point, please.
Okay.
Jam a man of fortune and Jay must seek my fortune.
Henry Averys, 1994.
That's not funny.
He's just so stupid.
Hey! Don't touch me there! That's my Nono Square!
Yes!
I really hope I don't have to play against her.
That'd be funny. Wouldn't it be tough?
What's your hand pointed by the way?
Hey, don't touch me there. That is my Nono Square.
You didn't shake your hips.
Yeah, and while saying it, it has to be...
Hey, don't touch me there, that is my Nono store.
Good, good, good.
No!
Okay.
Wait, I think I actually have a chance at goal, right, Chang, right, Toast?
Yeah, you make them do all...
One and four.
Fifty-six.
Fifty-six.
Fifty-six.
Fifty-six.
Yes, yes, yes.
In three, two, one, dance, forget.
All right, everybody, let's go.
We got the keys.
Come on, go up on the top.
You're going down to the back.
Back up.
I'm not going to get caught up in this.
Streamer words didn't catch this, but I made a joke about RP relationships.
Okay.
And I was like, it was like, recently, like, role play streamers have, like, there's been
breaking up because they took their relationships too far in role play.
Turns out normal people use roleplay to spice up their relationships and streamers uses it to end theirs
And then I looked at Ludwig, but Nick was right behind Ludwig and Nick raises his hand and he goes why?
And I go what?
And then lads like lads looks up lads like no, I'm not gonna do RP and I was like
So Nick caught the craziest stray in the world because I was looking at Ludd
Oh
Oh my god!
There's been a shooting!
Oh my god!
I wish Moon Moon was there, that was the...
Moon Goon! Where's Goonzo?
So funny.
Drop that ass!
Make it boom or rang!
Take my belt off!
Bitch, I'm booty tank!
If you sad, if you take, you won't get up to today!
Okay, you don't get something!
I wanna be cool without making them wet.
I'm not gonna go to the baby music.
Baby music is the baby interest.
And she'll go if you're pairing insects. Do it.
Bounce that ass.
If the ground is due to best, you deserve the best, bitch.
From the ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass.
You like the ass?
Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass.
Stop! Now make that ball of fire!
Oh!
Maya? Are you okay?
She's on G.C. Meltz.
Alright.
Thank you for saying Gat.
That's really nice of you.
I know.
What the-
We are the champions, my friends.
Hello, Chad!
We'll keep on doing it!
Oh, my gosh!
Well, my 30 extra Emily awards!
Hello, hello, lovely Chad!
We are...
Oh, my God, our streamer of the year!
Thank you! Thank you!
I am so happy to be a streamer of the year.
We got so many great awards.
I have 20 of these extremely award show bad boys.
And thank you guys for voting for me,
extra Emily and not Russell.
Thank you, thank you.
Lily, thank you for the 10 months at your labo for the primary convict.
Well, if you guys thought that Russell was robbed, don't worry because today I will be
showing the polls.
You guys all say, rigged, rigged, rigged, blah blah blah, but later I'll be showing you
guys which clips won by how much, la la la, and I did not touch it, I promise.
So glad to see you guys.
Yes, they are the real polls.
You guys really thought that Russell was going to win.
Are you kidding me?
G-scroll, thank you for the tier three for 16 months.
Appreciate ya, thank you, thank you.
But hello chat, great to see you guys.
How are you guys doing on this lovely Monday?
Thank you so, so much for watching the Extra Emily Award
show.
It went so much better than I could have ever hoped.
And everyone was so freaking nice.
And I'm so grateful for my friends for coming.
and for you guys for watching it.
And wow, I was just like, I was just like shook.
I could probably.
Hello.
Hello, are we back yet?
Hi.
Okay, so I will be getting my new PC soon.
The PC is still, this is still Walter White, and the new PC will be coming, I think probably
when I come back in the new year, they are adding Windows to the new PC.
So yep, well this is gonna, wait, chat!
This is gonna be the last stream where the desktop is effing like that.
So we should enjoy it!
Well we can, you know what I'm saying?
That is even a 300 bits, I appreciate ya!
So yeah, hopefully I'm also gonna get a new Ethernet cable, so hopefully it doesn't F like
that again.
But yes, enjoy the F's while we have it.
Thank you B-Rod for the six months!
I'm like gaslighting myself into being like, yeah, it's totally fine.
Thank you Klu-Rothla streamer of the year!
Best award show!
Thank you so much!
Yeah, so I would say like the award show went so much better than I thought it could.
The vibes were great, everyone was so freaking nice.
The only thing that was bad was when the stream effed, but other than that, I think it went
so smooth and we won so many awards.
Yeah, that's great.
I saw a lot of comments after that was like, I was laughing a lot and that made me really
happy because during it, I was very like, I couldn't really like, I was just like
seeing what was next.
I was like, I couldn't tell if it was funny or not.
So people were like, it was so funny.
And I was like, yay, that made me happy.
Audio participation was good.
So everyone was getting drunk and stuff, which is totally fine.
It was hilarious.
Oh, thank you.
Bob, thank you for the 45 months.
Yay.
Yes, Bob worked so hard on it.
He helped a lot.
A lot, a lot.
But today we'll be going over all the behind the scenes
of the awards show.
I'll show you guys the polls.
And then we're going to hang out with Archie at around four.
So yeah, we can yapp and stuff.
I can't wait.
I'm tossing over the tier two.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Yes!
We're at 900k followers.
Woohoo!
How exciting.
900k followers.
I did not think we would hit it this year.
We started this year with 400k, I would say.
like 380 was at the meeting in January and now we're at 900, which is frickin wild.
So thank you guys for all the follows.
What a wild 2025 year.
One million soon.
Yes.
Thank you.
Horsey, thank you for the 14 months.
Thank you for the love of choice.
And thank you Rook for the 29 months.
Tier 3.
Thank you so, so much.
Thank you Rook.
Yeah.
So we're at one million soon.
I did say that when we hit a million followers, I'm going to do a skydive
So that'll be next year, hopefully, hopefully next year.
Christy, thank you for the six months. Thank you.
Yes, the show went great.
And Sarah, thank you for the five gift.
Heartbeat, heart gift. Thank you very much.
Yes. So I will have to figure out a skydiving stream next year.
So yeah, very exciting.
I can ask maybe Red Bull or a different place about Red Bull skydive stuff.
But that's the goal for 2026.
Trash may think that for the 7 months, appreciate ya.
Did you bring home all the trophies?
Well, actually, I only have like 6 trophies because people that were there wanted one.
I was like, yes, please take one.
What am I going to do with 20 extra Emily Award Show trophies?
So unfortunately, I only have 6.
But yeah, I'm really glad that a lot of people were able to take some.
And, yeah, they can remember the night, but for real guys, I was like, I was so touched by everyone coming, and I think we had the perfect attendance numbers, and everyone there was amazing vibes, and I'm just still very grateful for how it went.
Um, claw machine!
Okay, I was going to wait for this very exciting moment.
Okay, chat, so if you weren't aware, uh, claw machine was the one that came up with this entire thing.
So it's finally time to give you your VIP!
Okay, congratulations!
I did say I would give you the VIP if it was a good show and it was so here you go the Clown Machine 777
Tadah
Thank you guys. Thank you. Thank you. So you deserve the VIP heck. Yeah
It was a great show and and how was the production?
Okay, how was the production?
Shout out to Tyler who was there, Peckys and Jacob. They did amazing.
We didn't rehearse anything and I think it was pretty good.
Like, all considering, I think it went pretty well.
Good production! Yay! Really happy to hear it.
Also, they've told you bits. Wow. Thank you so much.
You're welcome! It was great.
Yeah, so I had a Peckys who does OTK stuff.
He was the one that's changing the cameras
and like picking which cameras to show.
I think he did a really great job.
He always got the angle when Russell was standing up
and didn't win the award because he's a loser.
So I was like, okay, good, check and see that.
And then Jacob was holding the IRL cam
and getting people's reactions.
And I was like, this is awesome, thank you Jacob.
And then Tyler set up the whole stuff.
So, it was, I think it just went great.
I like the overlays he did.
What were the overlays?
Oh yeah, it was like fading in and out
between the different cameras.
That's so freaking funny.
The Spartan, thank you for the 13 months.
I appreciate it.
That's a little memory.
I didn't see like the, what is it?
The fading and like, wow, the cinematography
was absolutely amazing.
Can't wait.
Nico, thank you for the 10 months.
Okay, yes, I could talk about the finances and stuff.
Some people were kind of confused.
Okay, so the total bill for the entire venue
was $5,000, okay?
That is not bad for everything.
That's including food, drink,
and like getting the venue.
Thank you, Beth, for the five gifted, okay?
So they ordered all this frickin' food, okay?
And I was like, oh my god, it's going to be $20,000, $50,000 on food.
However, it was $5,000, including everything.
So that wasn't bad.
That's not bad.
What a deal, right?
Because when I saw them bring out not one, not two, but three
trays of shots, my heart felt like a shot going through my chest.
OK?
E-Rod, thank you for the 29 months.
I was like, no, no, I didn't have play for all of it.
But yeah, it was 5K total.
It was amazing, crazy enough.
So that was not that was not bad.
And then on top of that, there was security
and then production costs, obviously.
Oh my gosh, guys, I don't know why she's saying it.
Okay, I'll say anyway.
But thank gosh we had security, okay?
Because something did happen.
Oh my God, I'm so glad we had it.
So W Security, nothing crazy, nothing crazy.
So we got security.
Apparently, I don't know who it is,
maybe they're in chat right now,
but apparently like something,
someone like came to the door
and they were dressed in a Santa costume
and they're like, hey, I'm a small streamer.
I was wondering if I could come in and say hi.
And I was like, I heard that, I was like, oh my God.
Well, thankfully, thankfully, we had security there.
Melo, freeze, thank you for the five gifted.
I'm not sure if it was S-Fan.
I think it was, I don't think it was S-Fan.
It was not E-Rubb, but yeah, I was like, oh my God,
well, thank gosh, they were like, oh, sorry,
you can't really come in.
Not S-Fan or E-Rubb, but yeah, they were like,
they were like dressed up in a Santa costume
and they wanted to come in and say hello.
So I'm like, oh, oh my gosh, crisis averted.
Yeah, but I heard that.
So it was the real standard, I wanted to say hi.
But he's like, I have a small streamer,
and I'm like, oh, sorry.
Okay, so we got that.
And then crazy good stuff, guys, is that we,
so I paid for the venue, the production, the security,
and guess what?
We broke even.
Let's go. Okay. I am happy I thought I thought we would maybe like lose money
But we broke even isn't that perfect so it was worth a night full of fun
Okay, it was worth the good memories. It was worth an amazing stream and we didn't even lose money
So I was very happy. Yeah, it was basically free
so
doing that it really gave me a lot of confidence to
for 2026 to do some more big events and like really like invest in some fun
streams like even if they are expensive or something like I feel like at least
if I don't lose that much or if I like make it even like that's so much worth
it so that's so worth it so I felt very very confident after and I'm like
yippee so I'm super happy with how it went and I'm like okay we broke even so I
I guess it's a nice time to do a little announcement.
I have a little announcement.
But for the 2026 year, I will be hiring Jacob
to help me plan events.
So Jacob did a lot during the show,
and Jacob does a lot of stuff for Emmy
and always plans really good events and stuff.
And he's like, oh, I can help you hire me.
And I'm like, yes!
So I do need help to do big events and stuff.
He would help figure that out for me and plan it.
And then we just show up and do stuff.
So next year should be very fun.
I'm excited to do more big scale things with the help of Jacob.
So yeah, I'm very excited.
And then yeah, he does such great stuff with Emmy.
And then Emmy knows as well.
So it's really nice because I'm
excited to see what we'll be doing for the 2026 year.
And we could be doing more stuff with Emmy and stuff
and just do more collabs and whatnot.
So yeah, the award show went really great.
And yeah, I'm just excited for next year.
So some help will be very appreciated.
He has a lot of good ideas as well, like big ideas.
And then he'll plan them.
And then we'll flesh it out, blah, blah.
And it should be good.
My first person that I'm hiring besides my YouTube editors, so this is huge stuff.
He gets them from Reddit, yes, exactly.
Thank you Sherry for the five months and Krol Fasima for the 15.
Thank you, thank you.
Let me fucking blow my nose.
Yes, he knows all the good Reddit posts with five upvotes.
But yeah, it'll be great.
So that's a little announcement.
But anyway, let's continue into the actual award show.
All right?
So I think it went amazing overall.
I wanted to show you guys the, what is it, the powerpoint.
What did S-Fan say?
S-Fan, I broke a glass.
Sorry.
That's OK, S-Fan.
S-Fan, you did amazing dancing.
dancing. I saw so many compliments on your dance. They're like, wow, S-Fan really brought
the energy. And I was watching and I was like, wow, Santa can really move his butt. So no
worries, S-Fan, thank you for coming. You did an amazing job dancing. My favorite was
the soda bit. Oh yeah, soda was great. Oh yeah, soda was the one that said hello ding
dong in my DMs. Because I was like, Soda, can you help me with this award show thing?
And then I forgot to respond. And then he's like, hello ding dong. And I'm like, oh,
yes, I respond soon. That was a, that was, that was it. Thank you, Yi, for the 420.
Yes. I am, oh my God, that reminds me. I am going home for Christmas. Well, I'm going
to the Dominican Republic for Christmas. Oh my God, some family drama. Let me, let
Let me say that.
Basically, so I was supposed to fly home tomorrow.
So today's the last stream in Austin for the 2025 year.
I'm supposed to fly home tomorrow
because my parents want to hang out or whatever and see me.
And then I text my mom, and I'm like,
mom, I think I have to fly back to 24th
because I need to do my nails, and I
to clean my apartment because I don't want to come back into my apartment on January 2026
and have it be like nasty and I need good nails to go into the new year but you get it right
so I'm like so mom I need to spend the entire day tomorrow to clean so then like it's so messy
right now and I'm like I'm gonna clean all day tomorrow it's true it's true I will spend all
all day tomorrow cleaning and I have to redo my nails.
Because I'm not letting the clock strike midnight
on January 1st or whatever,
and then my nails like horrible.
We have to start 2026 with clean apartment and new nails,
okay?
So I'll even send pictures, all right?
I will send before and after photos in my Discord
if you guys are curious, okay?
So I'll make sure to take some pictures
and then tomorrow I'll take more pictures
and you'll be like, wow, thank gosh,
you took the day off to clean.
So anyway, there's not gonna be AI.
It will not be AI photos.
So I told my mom that and she was like,
she was like screaming.
She's like, what do you mean?
You're not gonna come home tomorrow.
You can just do your nails
when you're at the Dominican Republic.
And I'm like, nope, I have a specific nail lady
that I have to go to.
And then she's like, cleaning,
you're not gonna clean.
And I'm like, I will, I will send you photos.
And then she's like, why don't you just clean on stream?
You're streaming today, right?
Well, just do your entire stream about cleaning.
And I'm like, nope, not happening.
I already have things planned for today.
And then I was like, don't worry, mom.
I'll spend a little bit extra time at home in January.
I'll leave January 3rd.
So then we can spend more time together.
And then, my mom says, she says, okay, wait.
Okay, so she sent me audio messages, but it looks like I'm talking to myself, but she
sent me audio messages.
I have already made my decision.
I will see you on the 24th.
I'm so sassy.
I'm very sassy to my parent, by the way.
And then, okay, so then it's like, and it's not just me,
it's clean my whole privacy,
when I come back and there's all the different,
there's also my pictures, nope,
I'll just click through that,
over here, I'll just go and click forth.
And then I said, I will stay until January 3rd,
so I can spend more time with Mommy.
And then she goes, sounds great!
And I'm like, wait, why is she so okay with this now?
It's like, she's like, sounds great?
Oh, okay, she's feeling better.
And then it goes, this is Daddy.
Hi, dad.
So my dad doesn't give a frick.
And then my mom's the one freaking out.
And he's like, this is daddy.
OK, well, dad, just tell mom that I can't make it tomorrow.
And I'll be home on the 24th.
And he doesn't give a flying for Doodle.
And then he's like, what do you want for Christmas?
And I'm like, oh, I don't know yet.
I'm not sure.
So I do dog care.
Yeah, so mad, okay, my dad's a phone.
But yes, I promise I will be cleaning tomorrow
and I have to make this look brand new
because I want to start the 2026 on the right foot, okay?
I will send pictures, I promise.
Twizz it, thank you for the prime, thank you, thank you.
But yeah, so then we're going to,
I'm gonna clean tomorrow and go back to Nebraska
and then go to the Dominican Republic
with my parents and with my family friend named Tiff.
So that'll be fun.
And then I saw like nearby the resort that we're staying at
is like a water park.
So maybe I can stream that.
It's like a 10 minute drive away from the resort.
So I'm like, okay, maybe I can do a water park stream
in the DR if my mom lets me and then do a resort stream.
Yeah, I'm going to Punta Cana, Punta Cana in the DR.
It's like very touristy, I think, and then maybe find some food or whatever.
So yeah, I hope I'll do at least one or two streams.
What'd you just call me?
Oh my god!
Ashley gave me cookies yesterday at the Epic Mord show.
And then look.
I ate them all!
They're already gone!
I ate all the cookies that she baked to me. Thank you Ashley. I love them
I think I ate like three chocolate chip to sugar cookies
They were so good and I will keep eating away
Eight the entire box. Okay. I have some left. I can't eat that much in a few days, but yes
Thank you Ashley. Thank you for coming. That was so nice. Oh my god
I'm still so grateful that people showed up.
I watched the VOD and then I like seeing some VOD comments.
They're like, if this isn't a display of extreme narcissism,
I don't know what is.
And then I'm like, oh, I'm like, you guys are missing the point.
That's the whole point of the entire show.
That's the joke.
And then it would just be like one-off comments
just like going through the chat and I'm like, oh, OK.
But yes, only child behavior.
Absolutely insane, blah, blah, blah.
I'm like, it's the extra Emily award show.
OK, but anyway, yeah, it was really fun.
And let me show you guys the PowerPoint.
I did say that the PowerPoint was like 160 slides-ish.
So here it is.
Wow, absolutely amazing.
I think it looked so good.
Russell was raw.
I'll show you guys later.
the all the all the juiciness okay so blah blah blah and then what did you guys think about these
intros okay what do you think like that was a game changer right like these these were so important
loved it two songs yes i i reused um i reused the same song twice so it's just like okay so this
This was definitely the most time we spent making these videos, because we had to make
one for every category, right?
And so then I basically made the first one.
I made the first one, which was best athletic moment.
This was the first video I made somewhere.
And then I sent this to Bob, and then Bob made like 15 of them.
And I made like five.
And I'm like, so thank you, Bob.
Because I just sent him the layout that I wanted.
And I was like, OK, this is kind of what I want for the
intro videos.
And then Bob spent a lot of time making all these.
And I think it was really important for the show.
It really elevated it.
So yes, thank you very much, Bob.
It was over 20, and I made like six.
And then these videos were so nice.
I try not to watch them, so I didn't get spoiled.
But agent said his videos the day of, and I was like, thank you, thank you.
Because he was he was busy trying, traveling to wherever he is, the North Pole or whatever.
So he's like, sorry, I can't make it.
But I wish I was there, but I wish I wish I could have made it.
I'm in the North Pole, whatever.
But I'm like, oh, no worries.
Like, oh, you're going to send some videos.
And he's like, yep, I'll send your videos.
And then he sent them.
And I was like, wow, this is so nice.
And that really also elevated the award show, I believe.
Okay, Leslie's clip was blue.
I do not know why Leslie's clip was blue.
Let me find it.
I will say she did send me a normal video.
Okay, the normal video that she sent me looks like this.
Oh my God, it was so funny.
I was like, it really is blue.
Oh, she's not blue.
Wow, hello, Leslie.
So I'm curious in the PowerPoint if it's blue.
We went to Javier's, this is one of my favorite Mexican restaurants.
We learned TikTok dances and I'm really curious.
It was a wonderful day and thank you for hanging out with us that day.
Thank you.
Oh, I love Leslie so much.
Okay, wait, and then let's see in the PowerPoint.
I was curious if this is true or not.
Okay, so Bob's Choice Awards.
Not blue!
Not blue in the PowerPoint!
What happened?
Why is this the only thing that was blue?
My guess is because something with the projection from productions, computer to the screen.
But this was the only one that was weird, theater sabotage.
Wow, wait, that's crazy!
Because, yeah, there's nothing else that was a weird color, but that was quite cool, amazing,
poor Leslie.
But yeah, that was great, and then we had all of our, did you guys like my magic tricks?
Ta-da!
I was a clown, I showed the same two magic tricks.
Yeah, so then everything was great.
Streamer of the year!
Okay, are you guys excited to see the poll results?
I'm going to start showing you the poll results, poll results.
Okay, so, show it, I'll save the best for last.
All right, we have some pie charts to show you.
This was all taken within, what is it?
Google polls, wait, was it Google poll results, yeah.
So it's a pie chart.
And then let's see here.
How do I?
OK.
So the first poll results that I can show you.
Let me just do it like this.
One second.
Award show.
What's it called?
Google form.
OK.
Yeah.
My fricking nose is so itchy.
Oopsie daisies.
All right, so we had 5,567 responses.
Very good.
Okay, so the first one,
that one was,
I don't know about, wait, okay,
somebody's like, shouldn't show.
Okay, wait, can I show, okay, I'll show this.
Best stream arc.
Okay, so streamer you won with 31%.
And then it was pretty close.
So I think a lot of these, a lot of these categories, they were kind of like,
like there was obviously like a winner.
Okay, also look, I'm not, I'm not editing anything.
Don't worry. Okay best stream arc and then we also have oh my god
Most embarrassing stream moment
49% said say it
Okay, 49% and I was gonna make sure that I did not show that bad boy during the award because it's very embarrassing
so
49% of say it that's crazy crazy. I mean that was very embarrassing
We had oh wow
Best dreamer university moment
Was what a deal with 50%
So okay by the way guys, this isn't just like
like viewer, like it's not just like chatters voting,
it's like YouTube people voting,
people on TikTok voting, right?
So it was just like a conglomerate of a bunch of people,
not just people that watch live streams, right?
So it was kind of crazy that this was like so many, 50%.
Yeah, so this one is quite interesting, great, great.
Next, we have the most disgusting moment.
OK, so people in the theater were like, oh my god,
the shower hair wall should have won.
But that got third with 16%.
I think it's because the oatmeal flies
was so iconic that people just remember it more.
And then they all voted for the oatmeal flies.
And then second was the underwear talk.
I think it was really that bad.
Underwear talk was not horrible.
But yeah, maybe some reasons he buys or something.
OK, so yeah, we have the most disgusting moments.
All right, best-eldering marathon moment.
Ooh, it was very close.
Crazy Frog wake up.
32%, but Millennia defeated was 26%.
So that was very close.
I liked both of the moments.
But you know, Crazy Frog is just iconic.
Should be the winner, but yeah, Millennia was super close.
I mean, this was quite even, which is very cool.
OK, nice.
Next we have, OK, Best Athletic Moment, the blob launch.
It's 50%.
So as you guys can see, it's quite obvious which one's
gonna win cuz you guys all have like the same idea 51% blablablaunch 30% popping
balloons with my net and then Ollie has only 7% guys my Ollie is really cool it
was a good it was a good Ollie okay rig ball thank you for the pride they
Thank you.
So, um, guy wonderful for that one, fad.
Okay, next we have, uh, oh wow, this is the closest category of the entire night, which
was best streamer games moment.
Okay, the winning moment got 39%, kissing Kiesinorella got 38.6%.
So this was definitely the closest one.
We had to do a little buzzer beater on this one, but I'm really happy that the winning
moment won because then Mari and Arthur could come up and accept their award, so that was
nice.
Okay.
Very nice.
So, yeah, that was quite iconic, but that was the closest one for sure.
Very cool.
Okay.
do the next one is best uh best Pokemon go marathon moment was making the cards and then
711 runs was was quite close right after that so 31% making cards for friends I really enjoyed
that experience so that was lovely uh great great pie chart we have here care was fire
I miss it as well. Okay, next is the best twitch con road trip moment was Chinese skeletal
system and then professional group hug was 30%. Very cute. But yes, Chinese skeletal system.
The clip that went viral. It went viral so everywhere, you know? So it has what,
15 million views on YouTube or something 35% amazing super cute
Let's see
next one is
Best always on episode
Thank you big RC for torture bits. Thank you
Yes
No people are saying that trimmer of the year is rigged
However, we will we will put an end to that right now. I'm showing you guys the votes
Okay, so Drifting had two because we had to change the name and then it just completely dominated because Drifting was very fun.
So it was like 40% of the votes.
And then next was running a diner.
Nice, nice. Stop the steal.
So very nice.
Okay, let's see what's next.
Best girly pop moment.
This one was a close one as well.
We had Emily Sinema hit the catwalk with 37 percent.
Okay, super, super close.
And then, yeah, very nice.
Very, very good.
Okay, we have best cutie concert performance.
Thank gosh.
Somehow, 10 percent of you guys voted for Last Christmas,
which is the worst one.
I don't know how you guys did.
Um, but everyone likes ass. Okay. So, uh, great, great, great. Last Christmas was so bad. I hated it.
Okay, let's see. Uh, I'm gonna, uh,
the best concept stream. The first built building stream one with 39.6% and then second was 27%
the New York City Walkathon. No one liked the baby stream. I also did not like the baby
stream. So it's nice to see that this is in line with what I thought as well. So
So baby was the last one.
Very cool.
Yes.
We got 40% Boat building.
Best Emily TikTok.
Emily is a nerd.
33% aura farming.
Second place was rock that body with agent.
So I wish the ADAPT one got more love.
I would have voted for the ADAPT one.
That one was my favorite.
I loved it.
But yeah, that was very cool.
Nice, nice.
Adapt.
Every time I watch it, that one makes me laugh.
Thank you.
Rain for the 14 months.
Appreciate you.
Thank you, thank you.
OK.
I am skipping any categories that have just creators,
so I don't want there to be any weird stuff.
So I'm skipping all those.
I hope you can understand, except Brussels.
Russell's I'm not good. I can show that one because it's Russell. All right best YouTube thumbnail is
Let's see
37%
Extra Emily and agent eldering marathon day five. I'm wondering if people are just voting for the m gent ones
Is that it
uh
Agents one with a lot of percent and then it wasn't even close the next one was 23 percent
Uh, try to make a boat out of cardboard. So yes crazy crazy
Okay, now the next category is quite controversial
Best city emily visited. All right, so I have a little bit of uh a theory for this one
So I said on stream, I was like, whichever city wins, I will visit during the, during the 2026 year.
The only people that heard that were the people watching live, okay, and the people that are watching the YouTube video.
Okay, so only the live viewers are watching.
So I would say that at the beginning, I think Manchester was probably winning.
But then towards the end it started to like balance out when like people that weren't watching the video like weren't watching live
Started just like putting in random boats and then because of that. This is what the results were
All right super close
New York City. Yes with twenty three point nine percent
Yes
Gosh, okay
Manchester was very close with 21.6% and then LA and Beijing were tied and then Atlanta was last. I didn't really spend that much time.
I'm literally showing you the results. Why are you guys saying rigged?
Thank you Ice Cream with Loof Waffles. Are you the gifted? That doesn't even equal 100%.
Manchester led by a lot at the beginning and then steadily lost to New York as time went on.
You see guys you see a thousand two hundred fifty votes versus a thousand a hundred so only four hundred people more
Voted for an NYC wait only a hundred people
That's kind of crazy. It was a hundred vote difference. Oh
Very very close
Okay, but thank gosh those a hundred all I mean people put in New York City
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I did not tinker with the evidence. Alright? So, um, thank you!
Thank you to all the alts! Thank you so much! But yes, New York City won. This one was very close.
I don't have to go to Manchester! Yippee! I'm so happy! Guys, I'm gonna be honest.
I literally saw all that we had to see in, um, in the frickin, uh, what is it?
In Manchester, like, what else are we supposed to do there?
So, eh, we're fine.
Okay, no problem, no problem.
That's why it'd be funny. No thank you.
We're going back to New York City! Woohoo!
Okay, well, also guys, if you guys really want, I could go back to London in 2026.
Like, nothing is technically stopping us.
So, uh, I'm sure we'll do more international streams next year anyway because we can, so.
Um, it's not like I was like, off the table, but we have a whole year of things to do.
Easy peasy.
Yeah.
Woohoo.
London.
Woohoo.
I want to go to London.
That's actually like one place that I've always had on my bucket list since I was
in middle school.
I was like, I love One Direction.
I want to go to London.
So I can see Louie, thank you all back.
Yes, maybe Manchester, maybe,
but definitely London I think would be good
for once in my life.
Please, I need to see One Direction in Big Ben, amazing.
Thank you, thank you, Oris.
Is that odd?
A lot of things like, not everyone voted, okay?
So like some of them I guess people just went straight to a certain category and then voted for that one
I don't know you guys are doing okay. I don't know you guys are doing we guys voted for but these are just the results that I got
Okay, next one is oh
Okay, this one was obvious was best hashtag ad stream
44% King of meat Emily even though three million. Yes. Thank you. Oh my god. I forgot to tell you guys
Okay, so during the show we literally had the the room booked from 5 p.m. To 9 p.m.
Okay, and then it was 840 p.m. and Tyler the production who's doing the cameras
He's like we got to go at 9 and I was like what I looked at that Chidemary and there were like
8 like there were like 12 awards left and he's like they're kicking us out at 9 p.m.
And I was like what what I was like a frick like like what like imagine I had to end the show
And then we couldn't do like five of the award that would have been horrible
So I'm like I'm like hurrying you can tell I like a 840 ish
I'm like, okay, we got to hurry it up like like less less talking more award right and
So then it's like 858 and then one of the employees comes in and I'm like is it okay?
We have maybe like 10 extra minutes and he's like yeah, don't worry. We have 30 minute buffer time, and I'm like
Thank gosh, so then we were able to stay until 9 30 and
W venue because Alan they charged me we literally Scott an hour earlier and
No half an hour earlier half an hour later
So an extra hour of time and they didn't charge me extra. So I'm like, thank you
That's very nice a free hour
So yeah, I got we got to stay home 9 30 because it seemed like they were really gonna kick us out
They're gonna kick kick us the frick out at 9 p.m. And I was freaking out
but we were good we were able to finish the show everything went perfect and
Yeah, it was actually awesome
We spent a lot on food. So maybe they were happy. They were like, oh, they spent so much on the food
We can let them stay in extra 30 minutes and and the point that I talked to was so nice
I think you can tell that I was like freaking out. I was like
He's like, oh, yeah, don't worry.
And I'm like, ah, thank gosh.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, Cloud Machine, for the gifted and maybe
0-2 for the four month.
Thank you so much.
OK, yeah, but King of Meat won.
Great, great, great.
All right, now let's see what the next category is.
All right, I will say that this category, the sex
I'm showing you, is a little bit strange, because I
did not think it was going to win.
And that is best dress.
I did not think the white dress was that good.
The red dress was close.
I think the red dress looks better than the white dress.
But I guess the white dress is okay.
I don't know how it got first.
So I loved it.
And then my favorite person,
my personal favorite dress is the black dress.
And that had the least amount of votes,
Which is very sad, because I love the black one.
The one that I did, it was the picture.
Oh, the picture really, what an overhaul.
Okay, yes.
Why is the princess vibe?
Yes, okay, but this one got 38.9%.
So, crazy, crazy.
Okay.
Next category is best stream.
Best stream.
32% the hood.
It was so nice. Oh, yeah, Rage sent his videos. Like, I think the day before the award show
and I was able to watch those and I thought it was very funny. I was like, Rage is so
funny. Amazing, amazing. So he got 32% and then a road trip, 17th door, we're very close.
So that's very awesome and I'm glad we could honor Rage and his clankerness.
So yay!
Next collab, when?
We will definitely see Rage in 2026.
That is for sure.
Don't know when, but we'll plan a nice event or something.
Okay, best overall clip.
Wow, what a deal!
With 50%.
So I think both of the categories, what a deal, one by 50%.
That is a lot of votes.
2,800 votes for what a deal.
Should have been more.
Next was the waterslide, water bottle, Jurassic World.
So great!
Ancient equals a win.
Like someone said that meme of Maya and Agent, like they're the ones that won all the wars.
And they're like, this is how they'd be looking.
Maya and Agent sweep.
Crazy, crazy.
Okay, let's see.
God Streamer of the Year is coming up.
Oh boy.
Oh, okay.
It's the last one.
So, Streamer of the Year.
We had five thousand four hundred responses and a lot of people voted for Russell
You guys thought that maybe I rigged it. Maybe you know, I
Gave myself a few more votes or I used a lot of my alts to vote
Well, these are the actual results and it is
is 40% Russell and then 23, 14, 20% and this is a lot more than I expected. 40% is a lot.
So then we had Russell win, but then the extra Emily committee called and the committee said
that we are now adding up all the extra Emily pie slices.
That's meaning that I won.
Yippee!
OK, the extra Emily committee called.
And so I guess you remember the year,
but I will say that Russell took the trophy, which is cool.
Rig, Russell won!
Yes, it was my plan from the beginning.
Well, it was my plan from the beginning to win.
of course it's actually a word show so i have the winter of the year
and actually a word show committee agrees
they should be the three category has more than one of his misdemeanor
but thank you
yes everyone just went straight down to vote for rossel
but forty percent is a lot of votes
but i don't even get maybe twenty
or something
okay
so uh... i think it's impressive that that russia got forty
and then
We got 23, 22, 14, yippee!
Great, great, great.
I thought he would get 90%.
Heck no, at least we got 60 total.
Who is in the committee?
Well, there's a person named Emily,
there's a person named extra Emily,
there's a person named Emily Zhang,
there's a person named Emily Shichuan Zhang,
there's a person named Emily from Nebraska,
there's a person named Emily from Omaha, Nebraska,
and that is the extra Emily committee.
So they decided as a group, the obvious choice.
But yeah, that is the all the results from the extra Emily
award show.
What do you think?
Thank you, Ryan can't win.
Thanks so much.
I stand with the Emily committee.
Ryan can't win.
Oh my god, sorry my friend.
No, this is so itchy today.
Cole, thank you for the 35 months.
Appreciate you.
Thanks for sharing all that.
Yes, no problem.
But did you guys like it?
Would you guys want another award show next year?
I think it would be quite fun.
I don't know how I'm going to manage to get all my friends
to show up a second time, but maybe we
could do it again next year.
Let's see how the 2026 year goes.
So could be good.
17 years.
Thank you, Ryan, for the 17 months.
Appreciate you.
Julia had a hoot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you, the oars for the $2.
Thanks to Emily, has very improved.
She is part of the Marvel series.
Yes, I have a lot of different versions of myself.
Exactly.
But yeah, it was cool.
I think it went really well still.
I'm very happy with how it went.
And yeah, we'll see you guys December, 2026.
Woo-hoo!
Wait.
Building towards your bits.
I think it's okay, Bob's father just making sure it looked okay. We are fine if you guys think that I that I
Rented then you're too far gone. That's all I will say I will just show these results and leave it at that
Okay, let's watch some clips of people at our
amazing
Award show apparently my assistant. I didn't get to watch it yet
let's see let's see um okay oh here
Okay, well I did see how blue I was, and that was bad.
I did not send her a blue video.
Oh, I'm sorry Leslie, yes it was very weird.
It was literally at the movie theater.
Being strange.
For me, for the box choice award, for the UC Irvine...
A new non-blue video, guys!
I've never wanted a single streamer-related reward in my life.
I was nominated for role-player of the year, two times, lost both times, nominated for variety
streamer of the year, lost that, nominated for content creator of the year, lost that.
So to win an award at the Extra Emily Awards feels incredible and thank you.
I really appreciate it.
Oh Leslie!
Are they saying you're so blue?
What?
They're saying you were a smurf. Why are you so blue?
Alright, I don't think you're caught up.
I'm caught up.
We moved before the other video.
She said acceptance speech.
I was blue?
They're saying you were blue. The video was blue.
What?
Your video was blue.
What? No, it wasn't.
What did it look?
Did Emily edit it?
No, Leslie! Leslie! Liam, why are they coming in nine months?
Saturday for 200 vans, they can thank you. And then that's when she was so disturbed like this.
When did I win?
I'm so blue! No!
I'm sorry, Leslie. She worked so hard, she sent me a video and yes, she was very blue.
We got to fix up for next year.
No, that show was so funny.
I had a lot of fun.
Emily's a genius.
Maya!
And I loved it.
I thought it was great.
I started running out of things to say, though,
for my speech.
Speeches.
Speeches.
Unala.
Thank you.
Callie, thank you so much for everything you said.
Yeah, I started running out of things to say, because
I was fricking sweeping out there.
She was.
I had so many fricking awards.
Yes, you did.
It's awesome.
She's just so lovely.
Now I have all my Emily's next to my Streamer Awards trophy.
Really?
It's kind of sick.
What?
That's so nice.
She has an off-price, but it's a true award.
I thought Emily was going to write intros for us
for presenting awards, so I didn't know what to say when
I went up to present an award, and it was the first one.
On the card, it just says, say intro.
Say your intro.
We did all we had to do.
Oh my god, yeah.
I kept misplacing my freaking presenter cards,
and then half the time I was just like,
where's the next one?
This one, that one.
Oopsie daisies, silly me.
Okay, let's see here.
Oh, wow, what is this?
Compies.
Chad, what do you think of the win?
And the Emily goes to...
rage broke down.
Oh my God! Oh my God!
Emily!
He's so happy!
I am so happy to be with the hood!
Jeff!
Tears in his eyes!
Together it was amazing
And I- It's a memory that-
F**k it, girl, dude!
Wow, the 1080p!
He looks beautiful!
This was a very big moment for him.
I agree.
Um...
Let's see.
What is this?
Twitch!
Oh my gosh!
Oh my freaking gosh!
100 hits, dude!
Oh, thank you!
For the 150 subs!
What the heck did he-
Thank you, Twitch!
I am very happy that I was able to show the Extra Emily Award show on Twitch.TV.
Extra Emily!
100 gifted at East Sidewall.
Thank you so, so much to Twitch.
Merry Twitchmas!
Aw, that's so cute.
Thank you, Twitch!
Wow, Twitchmas is the best.
Thank you so, so much!
100!
W!
Holy 800 gifts up? Why not switch? It could be 800 subs
It was one during the the streamer games
When was it before? Oh my gosh, maybe I won something?
I did I, I thought I wondered for something
800!
Thank you! Thank you Twitch!
Thank you so much
Oh wait yeah, during the bonus gift
Christmas gift twitch gifts that makes so much sense and then and then it's like it's
like the vow. Oh, it used to be like the Valoran but now it was used to be twitch now it's
Valoran. Yeah, thank you. Thank you for the hundred gifted holiday bonus. Let's go. Oh
my god. Huge stuff guys. I actually bought my Christmas gifts today. Don't tell my dad
but I bought my dad nuts. Is that a good gift? Is that a good gift? Hey, Loli,
Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. I bought him like like an array of nuts
Because I think my dad really likes eating
He likes he likes snacking on them, you know, so so it has like pistachio
You know a bunch of other stuff
I think that's a nice gift and then I'll also probably buy my dad some whiskey and then for my mom
I got her a new iPhone and she's very happy with that. Yay the newest iPhone. You're welcome, mother
Okay, thank you for the gifted
Thank you
So the difference is crazy. That's because what my that's what my mom
My mom's like Emily can read the new iPhone. I'm like, yes
I could be your Christmas gift and then my dad doesn't even use technology
And I asked him does he want anything and he didn't he didn't want you know
Anything he didn't say anything so I'm like, okay. I'll just give him some nuts
That should be good. You did your dad real good. It's a whiskey and some whiskey. It'll be great
Oh, what is this?
Our next carpet interview is
Maya!
Hello everybody!
Did you know that you are nominated for about 6 different awards today?
I am so honored to be a part of Emily's journey.
Thank you for being here Maya.
Thank you for being here Maya.
Are you drinking?
Yes.
Maya?
Are you enjoying the night?
Yes.
Oh my God!
I'm having a breakdown!
That's kind of great.
Okay.
Yes?
Best Emily impression.
Would you like to do a real film with me tomorrow?
And the Emily goes to Maya!
Yay!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Let's go to our next category.
We're open for being lost in!
Maya!
Thank you!
Maya for always being willing to do exposure therapy with me.
It means a lot.
How do you feel?
I've come a really long way and I no longer feel embarrassed.
Best female collab!
I love the girlies!
Maya!
Wow look at her go.
I just want my life I think that this award means everything to me and it's the greatest
honor of my life.
Thank you so much.
Look how advanced we love the Extra Emily Award Show.
Oh my god, amazing, amazing.
Oh my god, Senna got me the most beautiful flowers.
They're over there.
They're so pretty.
And I can't believe, I can't believe she got me that.
Oh my god, Senna got me the most beautiful flowers.
She's gonna got me the most beautiful flowers. They're over there. They're so pretty.
And I can't believe it. I can't believe she got me some great flowers.
Oh my God. I have to, I have to, um, what is it?
Uh, clear something up. So, during the show on Saturday, it was a little bit of drama because it was 5.30 and no one was there, right?
And then, apparently people were in chat, in Sinna's chat, calling her a bad friend, but she's not a bad friend at all.
It was my bad because at the party before, the day before, at the Christmas party, I did tell Sinna and Amaya to get there at 6.
I just forgot. Sorry. So that is my bad.
Okay, so we're not gonna we can't call our friends bad friends. They're all great friends because they're coming to
our award show, right? We love cinnabally, okay? So in 2026, you know, good friends, great friends.
But yeah, that was really that was bad on my part because I did tell them the day before I was like, yeah
It says 530, but feel free to come out of six because then you don't have to be there like the first one there, right?
And then I forgot that I said that and so then everything worked out, everything, everything
what is
you
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Good time
I'm going to miss this.
My annoying asterisk voice.
I'm going to miss this.
Oh, I'm going to miss this.
Oh yeah, Marcus texted me the day after he's like, Emily, I wish I was there.
Congrats on the year and whatnot.
like aww thank you so much, thank you so much.
So I hope Marcus is doing great in his arctic area,
very nice.
What is this?
Yo, Emily is actually hilarious.
She created a whole award show about her
and invited all her friends.
What a legend.
Oh my God, thank you, thank you.
Oh yes, it was very nice.
I saw that a lot of people in the agency and YRG community,
Kai Mafia were watching, freaking amazing.
So that was very nice, entitled.
OK, what is this clip?
The whole agency team is in the Arctic Freezing Event,
and this is what Mondo is doing.
What's Mondo doing?
Oh, hi, Mondo!
He didn't get invited to the North Pole!
He tried his best!
Oh, Mondo.
Stop laughing!
He didn't make the cut.
Yeah, I think they're freezing their butts over there.
Uh, what is this?
Hello?
I was just trying to guess what the grimace shake looks like.
Not on the menu anymore or like...
The grimace shake?
Okay, thank you!
Okay, he's purple!
He wanted the grimace shake!
They didn't have it.
I guess they don't have it tonight.
Oh, that was painful.
That was painful.
How does Emily do it bro?
How does fucking Emily do it?
Well, I'm not purple!
You know, it's really nice talking to, um, talking to strangers, right? Right?
Wait, yeah, it's kind of weird that I really feel no shame talking to strangers.
Which is perfect for today, when we do the, um, when we do the impractical jokers with Archie.
I'm nervous!
Also shout out to Archi for like setting up the production of it. We were talking about it. So basically me and Archi
We did like a fortnight sponsored together. It's on our tick tock
We did for our sponsor and then at that sponsor were like we should totally do a stream together
And then he's like yeah, yeah, like we can do a practical Joker's and I'm like wait really I was like, okay
Great and then and then I was like, yeah, but how do we how do we get that all figured out?
He's like oh, I got it like I'll have the van. I'll have the cameras
We could do it air an air pod we could do this and I'm like oh
Thank you, Arke like that sounds great. So yeah, they got a van and stuff is it's gonna be quite fancy
And he wasn't LA yesterday, but then he flew back this morning
For the collab and then he's also collabing tomorrow with Bonnie, which is very cool. I'm very cute
cool and
Yeah, so he's like definitely on the grind. I was like I can't believe he he flew to LA for a day for the Christmas
Concert and then flew back here, and I was like wow. He is a W. Hunger for sure
What is practical jokers?
And wait, yeah, I might want to watch some impractical jokers before we go because I need some inspiration on
You know what to do and stuff. Oh
What is this?
Let me see here
You can just say that the only good thing about me is my tits. No, but that's not true
What she was punctual she was punctual was on time if I wrong she was literally on
She's very punctual, okay
The edits, uh, okay, let me go back over here very funny
What is this one?
I competed in Ludwig's 3D tree that's people are like what the heck
Oh
They're so cute
Yay, another Emily for me.
Yes, the crowd was so cute.
They were very sweet and they were reacting and everything.
Okay, any other lovely clips?
What's this one?
A Sage?
Who goes to your range gaming?
The Emily, wait, what's the one for that?
The Emily?
Yay, love range so much.
That was cool and all,
I think my Amiga should have won the 1-2-1.
Oh!
Oh, my God!
My Amiga should have won and...
Okay. Okay. Two shay, little nigga.
Two shay, little nigga.
Two shay.
Alright. Alright.
Shit, fuck you. Fuck you, motherfucker.
Two shay.
fucking fire they go fuck you nigga fuck you
Ohhhh! Rage is an ass!
Fuck you nigga!
And you love to see what the hell you've done?
You see what you've done motherfucker?
Why are you squandering like that?
Why the fuck are they fucking getting off my way?
Wait, the...
There's a brave to know what Touche means?
Where does Touche mean like you too?
Touche!
I love it!
Good job!
Good job Rage!
I don't think he does.
Touche! Touche!
Touche. It's very cute.
Yes, love, love, Rach!
This is the France.
Phantom 5 is always good for DR.
DR, the Dominican Republic.
I'm hoping to do a few streams there.
Phantom!
DR, maybe one or two.
Hi, Phantom!
New Year's I'm going to Nebraska and I'll be with my family
Chibu what up boy?
Oh I feel bad here so I'm just talking
I'm late Emily going to the yard
Can I go to the yard?
I ain't gonna lie, Emily is gonna be fired
She gonna stream it? That's fire
If you haven't been to the yard yet, you gotta go to the yard bro
Chibu you know what's going on bro
Mr. Frams
Zero
Yay, yes, I'm excited. I'm just nervous that like, okay, wait, does anyone know does anyone in chat live in the DR anyone here please type one because if so pause if so how does the data work?
I could probably just buy like a new data sim right and then hopefully the data is good kind of like what I did in Manchester
please
so
It works. Well, you have to buy it
Get a virtual sim
Gonna be expensive. We don't have phones here. Is that real?
95% of trash with the VR. I know it's not amazing. Thank you guys for letting me know
Okay, yeah, we'll figure it out hopefully hopefully I have like you know, I can get a sim or something
International travel plan. Yes, we shall see
Okay, let's see
That's not this workshop
This is Emily of Warshawa.
It's even more prestigious than this one.
I don't know what one is. What a deal!
What a deal!
Here we go, Emily.
This is terrible!
Wow, what a deal!
It once gave her humor, but it has best overall play.
But it was really good by her own.
A message from Agent? Let's see.
Thanks for the edit! Amazing! Thank you, thank you! Very nice. Okay, let's see. Okay, guys.
Oh, I saw something in Discord. I don't know if I can announce it, but since it's public,
I will talk about it, but I got to meet Tom Kenny, the voice of SpongeBob!
Yes! Isn't that crazy?
So, you guys know that I love SpongeBob, and that was the collab that I was really excited about,
and I got to meet him, and I met Tom Kenny, who voices SpongeBob.
Turkey grab pizza is that pizza for you and me.
We were playing the games together.
That's so cool.
Give it to me.
Oh, you got my phone.
Oh, wait.
You're good.
You're good.
You're good.
Wait, wait, wait.
Where do I go?
Oh, look at that.
A mermaid man and a barnacle boy have an invisible boat
on the field.
Here, we just have to deliver our pizza.
But you're trying to hit stuff.
That's not how real driving works.
I don't know how to do it.
Whoa.
You're out of the road?
Yes.
Wait, wait.
Looking good.
Oh, I almost got a coin.
Great job, Tom.
Yeah, thank you.
Killed it, nailed it.
Congratulations.
Are you giving me that coin?
Yes.
Yeah, I got you there.
So for this party mode, we have some box house gear
that I can place right now.
It's Patrick Mode!
Oh, there's some hungry anchovies.
I'm home.
You know what?
I'm going to buy my head out chair.
It's the I'm a head out chair.
I'm a sun sign.
Hello, nice lady.
There you go.
Enjoy your milkshake.
I really enjoyed my milkshake.
Thank you for feeding me.
You kept me happy, just like the direction said.
Oh, Mr. Crawford!
Come on!
Well, anywhere there's free food, he'll show up.
It's because we've got the heavy patties.
Make sure to go play Drive, Bikini Bottom, and SpongeBob Party on Fortnite today.
You can play it on mobile and console.
And also make sure to watch the SpongeBob movie, Search for Squarepants, out now.
And if you practice enough, maybe someday, you'll get as beautiful as you can.
They'll get his pears, right?
Aw, that was so cool.
What's up, you add?
Yay!
I got to meet Tom Kenny!
That was so cool.
What does he smell like?
I did not smell him.
Sorry, guys.
He looks so pretty.
Thank you!
I got a sponsor to teach Fortnite, guys.
I'm a gamer.
It was very, oh my god.
So Tom Kenny comes in, and he's like,
What are we doing today?
And then we're like, oh, we're gonna play games.
And then Tom's like, oh, I'm not very good at games.
And like, I'm not like, I don't really touch controllers.
Like I don't know how to touch a controller.
Or like holding a controller.
And then we're like, oh my God, don't worry.
Like we can teach you.
And then Tom goes, are you guys gamers?
And I'm like, yeah, yeah.
Like, I'm like, oh yeah, I'm like, I'm a beginner too.
So it's okay.
And then he's like, so you're a beginner
teaching me how to play video games.
I'm like, no, no, but I play a lot of games.
And then the sponsors are watching.
They're like, did we hire the wrong people for this?
I'm like, oh, no, don't worry.
I could play a lot of games.
And then Katya was also trying to figure out
how to hold the remote or play the game.
And they were like, this is great.
We are just happy to be here.
And it was so nice because they
knew that I love SpongeBob.
And so the people at Fortnite that reached out to me,
they were like, oh, I know that you love Bum-Bum and Patrick.
So I wonder if you could do this campaign.
I'm like, yes!
So I'm very blessed to get to meet Tom Kenny,
Mr. SpongeBob himself.
I loved it.
Yeah, very epic.
I did not give him my Chunk Bob,
but I did wear my Chunk Bob.
Can you see my Chunk Bob here?
Uh, I made sure to wear him on my jeans.
There he is, my Chonk Bob!
So he's hanging out on my jeans and I don't think anyone noticed but I had to bring Mr.
Chonk of course.
So yes, that was very cool, there he is.
That was super fun.
He's a little dirty Chonk boy but it's okay.
But yeah, that was when I went to LA.
I think like a week ago December 17th. I remember the day the day that I met Tom Kenny
Absolutely amazing Patrick is next. Oh, yes, my Spongebob crocs are in the car. I have to I have to wear them
Are they gave me some Spongebob crocs?
Super sweet. Oh
Oh, here's
you
you
you
you
you
I
Yeah! Thank you, Soil. I want to run from you.
Rose, he's like, yeah.
Oh, I hope Rosie texted me the day after,
and he's like, sorry if I was a little bit low-energy.
And I'm like, oh my god, don't worry.
It's OK, because I'm just glad you came.
So I was happy.
He was probably tired.
Yeah! Okay!
Thank you!
How's that thing?
This is my heart. Don't let me hit my soul.
Don't let me hit my soul.
Don't let me hit my soul.
Don't let me hit my soul.
I'm sick of this feeling.
I know I'm not feeling hungry.
Don't worry, I got that feeling.
You're not workers to throw.
Don't let me hit my soul.
Don't let me hit my soul.
I'm definitely in my zone zone zone zone zone zone.
Oh my god!
They're so singing.
I was nervous that I would have to cut out the performance because this is when there
were like five minutes left and I'm like nope everything will work out I don't need to cut
So I'm gonna just do it anyway, and then everything did work out. So it was perfect. Yeah
Yes, I'm glad I did it as well. I was like, do I do it? I'm like, well people are waiting for three Millie
So I gotta do it. So yes, we were able to perform it. Yeah
Absolutely amazing. Oh a
Favorite definitely a favorite moment for a lot of people here
Hey, so I don't know what the fuck you're doing. Apparently you're doing an award show you stupid bitch
Yeah, well, what do you think so far chance it's a no-war show all about me
Yeah, I know so you failed to get streamer in the air so you decided to do it a word show where you came
You should be ashamed of yourself for encouraging
I did not watch your stream. Oh
I don't fucking know, something really, I don't know. I don't have a favorite moment, Emily.
Oh, okay, well, hopefully, my season is better. Can't thank you so much, and I hope you're doing great.
I just, yeah, okay, good luck with the award show, Emily. I hope you're proud of yourself. I really do.
Thank you!
What a nice fort, being willing to call in.
He had to leave like, he was like at an event.
And then he's like, let me know when, what are you going to call me, I have to step outside
for it.
And I'm like, thank you, thank you Trance, so nice.
Thank you, WhoRV for the prize.
Where is the award for chat?
Oh, the award for chat?
Let me see here.
Ahem.
Wait.
Ahem.
Oh.
Here you go, chat.
Um.
This is for you, the extra Emily Award show winner,
20-25 for being the funniest chat.
Ta-da!
For always saying very silly things,
for always lifting spirits,
and for always typing your LOLs.
So, this chat on Twitch, you guys are amazing for being so supportive and I will be mailing
out one of these to every single person.
Chat, just kidding, I'm sorry, I can't, however, I would like to give you my virtual
banks. Thank you. I'd like to thank my parents. Thanks guys. Amazing. Yes, you guys do get an
award for best best chat ever. So you guys so funny. Okay, perfect. All right, we are going
to head out to impractical jokers with Arke soon. So if you don't know what impractical jokers is,
basically one of us is going to be like out in public and then the other person is going to be
in a van watching them telling them what to do in their ear. So let me look up iconic,
Nick, she doesn't know OSCS timing?
Wait, what does that mean?
Uh, iconic impractical jokers.
This is my worst nightmare.
I'm a little bit nervous.
Okay, let's see.
["The Last Man Standing"]
So the first time ever,
all four of us will be competing at the same time.
We'll be sitting in a waiting room
among strangers secretly trying to make each other laugh.
If you laugh, you're eliminated.
And the last man standing will win.
Last man standing ha ha ha joke
I haven't watched this in a while so the TV was good
Wait, we should do this one we should we should meet argue should be in public and last one to laugh wins. I like that
Okay, there's just there's looking around
Okay, we'll write that down
Two.
Two.
Four.
Representative.
Representative.
You wrecked how this functioned.
A wreck.
That's not funny.
Ha ha, a dick joke already.
I wouldn't laugh at that.
That would not be funny.
Look, his phone screen isn't even, is not accurate.
It's not even showing the calling.
A reptile dysfunction.
Call back.
Sorry.
It's all good context.
I've got this poor stranger.
Look, yours is good.
I'm not.
Oh my God.
OK.
Oh yeah.
Sexy selfie.
Multiracial selfie.
multiracial selfie.
This has to be.
Ugh.
Excuse me.
Okay, this was, what was that?
Six years ago, 2019.
So it was kind of recent.
Yeah, this is gonna be good.
Okay, so there's that version.
So me and Arky will do the,
try not to laugh in a public area type of thing.
That could be great.
Okay, and then I know like the classic one.
Wait, like maybe this?
Ha!
Jessica?
Hi, Joe, good to see you.
Hey, Jessica.
That's my dog's name.
Jessica?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's my dog's name.
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
That's Dave.
How long have you been here?
Oh, you're new, great.
How long have you been here?
Since June 8.
Joe, count how many days that's been.
So, six, five, six, eight.
Oh, sorry.
Come on.
Oh, goss, it'll be great.
So, like, 200 days?
It's like, 200 days.
Wait, is that right?
Oh, no, it's 30.
It's 30.
Lick your entire palm to turn the page.
So, um, I spoke to somebody earlier.
Ha ha ha!
Do it again!
He said, uh, yeah, they spoke to a Frenchess case
Well, I don't know if you know them, but these people.
Ha!
Ha!
Stick both your feet straight out, right onto the table.
This is a question they want me to ask.
Do you understand the strategic goals of the broader
organization?
He's doing well.
And now swim up and down with your legs.
I think there could always be more, like,
two people in the water.
OK.
I'll figure it out.
You look like a fat baby.
Hey!
It's you.
OK.
So, um, so, oh, my god.
Wait, I'm really bad at this.
Although I'm quite shameless, this might be what gets me.
Depending on what Archie tells me to do, it might be GGs.
So I'm a little bit nervous.
It's going to be crazy.
Oh god, you think it'll be great at it?
I just don't know what Archie's going to ask me to do.
And then you have to give me ideas
to embarrass Archie as well.
So lock in for the clip, be ready to do some wild shit.
Look at OSCS.
Wait, OK, OSCS in practical jokers.
I don't know.
Wait, where is it?
I don't think they have it.
OSCS in practical rod.
This one.
OK, wait, I don't think.
I don't think I, no spoiler.
Okay, wait, this is with Jason and Ed.
Double down, double down real quick.
But you'll give them a picture of them.
Call them back later, call them back later.
Like, say no pictures, keep on saying no pictures.
No, no, no pictures.
No pictures.
As they walk away, then you can say,
I'll fuck with y'all.
Nah, I just kidding, I was kidding, I was kidding.
I was just joking with you.
How did you?
Wow, this is crazy.
Okay, I'm nervous.
Nice you're so.
You see the, you see the, oh is that a, who's that, is that in front of you, with the, is it like a mother of-
Oh my god, I'm scared, I am scared!
Hey, you see that girl with the black t-shirt that's walking away? Hey, with the, with the, no that's too many cameras.
Hey, if they start swinging, I'm gonna jump down and I'm gonna start swinging too, with the Super Mishapile, bro, don't worry.
Yeah, I was like, shit, I sit right next to him.
Sit really close to him and just like chill.
I just start chillin'.
Just start chillin'.
Huh?
Yeah, he don't see us.
He don't see us.
Yeah, I'm gonna try our best to not get a fight with him.
Oh, that's good, man.
I didn't see you, bro.
Let's give it up.
We do this on the daily.
I do it on the daily, but also I have a phone in my hand.
This is gonna be the first time where it's like I'm just doing it like they think I'm just doing it for the low of the game
Usually I have a gimbal so it's like a little bit
Understandable, but now it's like I make it. I'm gonna be naked
Ask him asking if you know him like you that you he looks familiar say he looks
Not you look man familiar
Yeah
Oh my god, okay. I'm excited. All right
You've got to make small talk. Okay. This is gonna be a true test
We have never done this on stream before first time ever doing a practical jokers. Can't wait to do it with Arcee
I'm a little bit nervous. Let's try our best. Okay in practical
Jokers
with
Arcee
Hi Terry, I see you back there has Emily
The title oh boy, I hope it's not embarrassing
Let's
Make each other
cringe
How's Terry look Terry looks great. Hope you thank you
Yes, I did feed Terry water yesterday and
Last time that I fed Terry there was still some water left
so I hope it is a very embarrassing okay I'm gonna get to the car we're gonna go
drive to Archey again thank you guys for an amazing an amazing award show it was
very freaking fun I'm excited to remember these moments for years and
years to come this is gonna be cinnamon but I hear I'll get something
And also Emily Threads has her own reaction.
Vosman, thank you for the 200 bits.
Sorry, but yes, that was awesome.
And I'm excited for more 2026 great events.
Okay, yes.
Let me get my eye around the stuff.
Let's see here.
Okay.
Oh my gosh, I can't wait for this apartment to be nice and clean.
Tomorrow, guys, I'm cleaning it all.
I assure you, extremely, extremely clean tomorrow.
And then, 2026, I walk inside to my apartment,
and I'll be like, wow, thank gosh, I took a day to clean.
Cause now it's a, I can actually be inside and enjoy and whatnot.
Will you stream it? No.
But I will send you guys photos.
Extra cleanly.
Yes.
If I stream it, I get nothing done.
So, I don't really get much done to begin with,
but it's to ensure that I get at least some stuff done.
So, yes.
Don't throw, don't just throw in the closet.
I know I'm going to have to like hang up my clothes.
Gulp.
All righty.
It goes here.
OK, let's go to the IRL cam.
No, please don't make me hang it up.
Is that how it looks like?
All right.
Here we go.
Over here, over here, over here.
Hello, chat. Can you see me? Okay. Time to go to Archie! Yay! This is our first-ever
collab with Archie. Very cool. I think I really am impressed by his W. Hunger and
his, like, he like really works hard. I'm like, wow. So this is gonna be awesome
them to be able to to hang out with him today talk to him and and make some
good clips hopefully not too bad I'm nervous do you think do you think maybe
he should start doing the pranks or I started in the pranks hmm we'll have
to figure it out we'll talk to him okay let me get my jacket and then off we
Where is my jacket? You go first. Wait, it'd be crazy if I can't do this. If I get so nervous that I can't even, no, it'll be fine.
I'll tell Arky to not go crazy at the beginning. You know, we have to warm up to it. Can't go wild.
Okay, ready? You were made for this. I will say I will just try to flash my smile and then hopefully no one will be mad at me.
I'll be like, hello! How are you doing today? Smile. And then I will try not to be a pussy. No pussy plays.
This is like exposure therapy. No literally. All right. Keys, keys. Guys! Wait! I need to show you something!
Look at what I made yesterday! Squidward! He's complete! Do you like him? So this is my Squidward.
Um, I had to make sure that his Rs were perfect and he has an eyebrow raised.
The family is growing.
He has a big gam and very unamused eyes.
Those sassy eyes.
So I love it, I love it.
He is my third favorite child.
Okay.
Uh, okay.
Let me show you my children.
Fifth favorite child.
Jojo.
fourth favorite, Kiki, third favorite, Squiddy, second favorite, Pierre, and my favorite,
Patrick Star. So freaking cute. Every time I look at him, I just get happy. Oh my gosh,
I love him. I love him. He really is a star. So, um, yes, I don't know how, I don't know
how anyone could, uh, surpass my, my Patrick. He's just adorable. So he might be my favorite
forever. Um, oh yeah, I posted it on my Instagram story and then a lot of people were like,
are you selling? And I'm like, no, I feel bad. I am unfortunately not selling them.
I think that would take me too long.
Maybe I'll sell like one if there was another Gala auction
or something.
That's going to be an idea.
You know, like when Cutie did a Gala and then you
raise something for an auction, I'll make another
Patrick and that can be my item.
And then that'll be it.
But, yeah, $500 for Patrick made by me.
Just kidding, yeah.
I feel bad because it takes a long time.
and then I'd have to charge kind of like a lot
if I was selling them.
So no selling, but maybe one day I'll get really good
at crocheting and I can finish them in three hours
or something, and then I'll start selling them,
but no promises.
All right, bye guys.
I'll see you in the car.
Bye.
Bye.
See you guys soon.
Let's go drive to Archie.
Bye!
Adios!
Can't wait for practical jokers!
Help me! Help me!
Bye!
It's my shoes. My shoes give me extra...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to let you get some time, because I'm like looking...
You know what?
You're not getting paid today.
What?
No pizza?
Wait, the pizza is your pay.
Wait, is that your... Do you want pizza?
Yeah, that's my pay, it's cheap stuff.
Oh!
Holy shit!
That's really unfortunate.
Are you ready?
Three, two, one.
Oh, Nelly!
Oh!
Did that get dirt on you?
No, that was good.
Oh my gosh.
You did not try there, did you?
You're not wrong.
One more!
Alright, Emily.
You wanted one on my face.
I'm just trying to account for what the likely error would be.
When you just...
Hey, yo, hey, yo, yo, yo, hey, hey, bitch, yo, bitch, hey, hey.
I'm never true as your man, hey, can't keep my dick in my pants, hey,
my friends don't love me no more, hey, she get me out, I'm like whoa, hey,
run, run, run, run, run, run, where's, I gave her a dick, she got mad, hey,
she put her dick on my dick, hey, look at my rest about 10,
about 10
that's not a part of that boob
hey
that's not a part of the boob
hey
that's not a part of the boob
hey
she's the one f**k which I do
hey
you're gonna go to my man
hey
I'm gonna hold your parents
hey
I don't need my
yeah I don't get it
it's so weird
oh let me get the door for you
oh my gosh
geeks
what
what
hahahaha
um this one
oh my god
wow
he'll be
You don't be s-
Fuck you, XQC!
Use me for content, but I made you this fucking cake!
Screw you, you little rat, fuck!
Yeah! Leave it here!
Cheers!
Cheers!
I'm not... I'm not...
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! This is my nose!
Okay, wait, this is my nose.
Okay, this is not, this is my nose.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Ah!
Oh, I'm crying.
Oh.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah!
Ow, my head. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, that hurts my head.
Wait, that hurt in my head, bro.
Like it went up into my nose and into my...
Hello, chat.
Are we live?
Hi.
It's a beautiful day.
It's so sunny.
Sometimes I forget when I'm in my apartment all day
that there's sun outside.
Beautiful.
Hi, chat.
My head
Great happy early Christmas guys I
Hope you have a holiday season filled with cheer with the beauty
Merry Chrysler happy holidays
Okay, I can't wait 25 is almost over
Ugh, I'm kind of nervous because 2026 just sounds kind of strange.
Uh, 2026?
Oh my god! 2026, 2027!
Wait, wait, wait, that's kind of crazy!
Oh my god, I'm nervous.
I'm excited for next year though.
I like even numbers, I think.
Like, I like all my favorite years are even numbers.
But this year was great.
Can you spoil what you got Tiff for Christmas?
Okay, um, yes, but can someone check if Tiff is watching?
Her username is ToughTofu.
Uh, that's because I want to tell someone to check.
Okay, but yeah, so Tiff is my family friend and she's going to be there during the DR.
And then, um, I want to get her a nice gift.
Someone please check. Okay, whatever.
I'll tell you like one thing that I got and I'm a little bit nervous if it's gonna be good or not, but I
Saw that it was on her wish list. Okay, and I got her a
turtle
Travel neck brace does anyone in chat have one of those?
It's like it's like something that you wrap around your neck and then and then you can like sleep more comfortably on on the plane
And I got her that because it was on her it was on her wish list and I was like, okay
I'll get her that and I got her other stuff too, but it's like for flying instead of a neck pillow
It's like a neck brace and apparently it's like really comfortable. So they're great. Okay. Good. Yay
Not a turtle. Yeah, I didn't get her an actual turtle and then I got her some like
like some skincare stuff. I got her some hair care stuff. She wanted like these, okay, I'm
just saying everything, some like patches that she also wanted and I was like, okay,
I hope she likes it. But I'm excited. Hopefully, hopefully she uses it. My only goal is like
to give stuff that's useful, you know, and I don't want it to not like it, so always good.
But, very good, very good.
Guys today I wore my Versace perfume.
Did you guys notice that not a single comment about my perfume yesterday?
So today I'm trying a different perfume and then maybe Archie will notice that one or
something.
That is the goal, so uh
I even did the car max hack. I like put I've cut car max on the back of my ear
To make it stay. I just want to smell good
But maybe it's within my genetics to not smell like anything. Is that is that even possible? I?
Just don't smell
Okay, I go here
Hippie
I'm almost there to see Archie. It's a gene, my ABCC-11 gene.
No body odor, no perfume works on me. I swear.
Yeah, it cancels all the smells, I feel like.
Oh my gosh, this is Archie's song!
How convenient.
I'm excited! Let's do it!
Everybody gets... nice car!
Thank you! Just a little dirty.
Wait! I have Arthur's sweater here still.
I gotta give it back to him.
It still smells good!
Not to glaze Arthur or anything.
But the- wait, it smells-
How come his smells like laundry still?
How come I never smell like anything good?
It makes no sense!
It doesn't cancel your poop smell.
It's because he washes it.
What?
Cause it's on cloth?
Ew!
I just didn't smell like ass.
The smell's literally like, like, ride laundry.
You know that smell?
Uh oh.
Thank you, thank person for the seven months.
And short King Benny for the seven, happy Merry Christmas.
Thank you, thank you.
Peace, la mi da.
Feliz Navidad, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, the liceidad.
Gracie, yes.
Navidad, feliz navidad.
Feliz navidad, Gracie, yes.
Feliz navidad.
The office is closed.
I will keep that in mind.
I want to wish you a merry Christmas.
I want to wish you a merry Christmas.
I want to wish you a merry Christmas
from the bottom of my heart.
Yay!
Oh my god, it was like,
yesterday I was watching a Cutie's Christmas concert.
Absolutely amazing, by the way.
And I was like, oh my god,
so many people stayed late for my award show
and literally flew to LA the next day,
like Arthur Julia Wake, Arke Yugi.
And I'm like, holy heck, how do they do it?
I could not.
Like, they really are a great people.
They're showing up to all the events.
And they even stayed for my advance.
And I'm like, wow, how are they not tired?
Cause for me, I mean, I found this new hack
where I like taking early morning flights.
So then I do like a six a.m. flight
and then I get to L.A. early.
But it still makes you super tired.
Because then you have to drive from the airport and stuff.
And they looked like they were brand spanking fresh.
And they were not even sweating a night or anything.
And I'm like, wow, traveling can take a big toll.
How do they do it?
Crazy, crazy.
Oh, guys, what did you guys wish for Christmas?
I would like to see all the things you wished for.
I asked for a bathrobe.
Isn't that kinda cool?
I would like a very nice bathrobe.
Would be nice.
Wait, a lot of people are saying nothing.
It's because as you get older,
you don't ask for gifts anymore.
Like as we age, it becomes less and less important
to us to get gifts or is it because you're like oh I have everything that I am content
with and that's all I really need what is it what is it oh my god guys I thought I was
going to treat myself and get um like get a Netflix subscription because I watch a
lot of Netflix and right now I have free Netflix with my mom's phone plan but did
you know Netflix is like $18 a month for just the standard version and I'm like
what the heck why I'm not paying $18 a month I'll watch my ads that's crazy
why is why is that looks so pretty expensive bro that's wild so I'm like
okay I will do my ads it's okay but apparently if you're watching and you're
looking for a gift idea a good gift idea is a subscription so you can like maybe
like gift someone an ethnic subscription or like YouTube premium that could be a
good gift right maybe I don't know how you really gift that though maybe give
them some nitro or some discord nitro for all the discord lovers could be
good steam gift card for um steam gift card for uh the uh the gamers out there like a lot
of people are like oh gift cards are are lazy i think they're kind of nice because then you
can buy whatever you want with that gift card you know it's it's uh it's definitely very useful
so we gotta gotta bring back the gift card love i should ask wait my dad was like what
What do you want for Christmas?
I should be like, just give me an Amazon gift card.
And I'll be happy.
Thanks so much.
Because I don't really have anything else
besides the bathrobe that I want.
Ooh, actually I do want,
I want to buy like a chunky yarn
because I want to start crocheting blankets.
Wouldn't that be kind of cool?
Imagine I make my own blanket.
And then it's like, it's like $30 for a fricking yarn.
And I'm like, maybe I'll ask my dad for some of my blanket.
I'm really becoming a grandma, but I don't mind.
I love it.
My grandma hobby, and then I'll make my chunky blanket,
and then I can show you guys, I'll be like, I made this.
Am I entering my old era?
Oh no, I'm nervous.
It's so fun though.
If anyone in chat looking for a new hobby, I would recommend crocheting.
It's just, it's like the first creative art hobby that I found where I like keep up with it.
And I really enjoy it. I think it's pretty easy to do when you want to do the hang of it.
And then you have a cute little, a little munchkin at the end, you know?
So nice. So.
You guys have any hobbies? Are there any hobbies or anything?
No problemo.
okay we are four minutes away great for me good girl Mari was so good at this
yesterday I was watching Mari's performance and I was like she sounds so
The Fultree. I like it.
Oh, wow.
Light the balloon.
Santa, bye, bye.
Down to the chimney tonight.
Okay, I'm gonna go to Arkie's place. We're almost there.
I won't box it.
ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, haven't kissed
the next day, baby, feels just fair
the future has gone wrong
Where are we?
It's a cloudy day today
the next day, baby, feels just fair
the future has gone wrong
Is anyone else kind of excited for the Christmas songs to stop?
I didn't even listen to that many Christmas songs,
But I'm already over it. I'm ready for there to be no more
Come on January 6th
Like I like Christmas songs, but it's the same
three songs and
Sometimes they make me a little sad
So
I'm okay with them going away
Bye-bye
Every day much here me tonight
Wait what I say
I'm ready. Oh my god guys! I keep forgetting it's almost my birthday. Should I have an
extra Emily birthday show? Oh my god. That's why it sucks to have the birthday in January
bro. My birthday is January 16th. Extra Emily birthday show. Everyone is welcome. You must
Now celebrate me, my birthday.
I'm turning 28.
Help.
Help.
I don't like it. I like growing old.
28.
Oh boy.
How old is Arcade? Does anyone know?
you
you
you
you
you
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Oh my God, this is so cool.
Oh, I'm recording.
Okay.
Thank you.
Okay.
Yeah.
So we're going to be driving this amazing van out and about.
So we're going to go to like me or like I have a couple spots that we can go to.
Okay.
And then yeah, we could choose which first we could choose what challenges.
Okay.
And it should be fun.
I love it.
I love it.
I'm a little bit nervous actually.
I'm quite nervous because I don't know what you're going to make me do are you gonna are you gonna
Can we can we like start off easy? Yeah
We can start off easy. I still get nervous sometimes like when I do it too. So really yeah, but we should be all right
Okay here. I'm gonna change to um, I'm on my first ingest your ingest. Okay. Okay. Thank you for signing this all
Yeah, no problem. Cool. And then yeah, and we have a camera lens where you know, I'm saying semi will be zooming in
Okay, thank you, something great.
Alright, hello!
Oh my God, my chat's saying to go all out.
Oh, they want you to go all out!
Maybe I'll give you a lot of crazy dares.
Oh wait, hold on, I think my mic is peaking.
Wait, let me fix it real quick.
What's here?
La la la.
This is so cool.
Hold on.
Peaking?
Yeah.
worries this it's amazing this that here okay we chat what about now hello
hello hello this is better or I think a little loud now okay it should be better
now got it thank you are key yes let me fix one thing real quick I don't worry
And then we candy-yap!
Oh my gosh.
Arke, thank you so much for coming to my show!
Oh no, unless you're so fun!
Oh my god, and the food was great.
Oh my god, I saw you got five plates on your table!
What'd you get?
Okay.
Oh, I actually made it like a little list.
I got like...
You have a list of things you got.
Okay, good.
Yeah, I got two of the cinnamon popcorns.
Uh-huh.
Okay, great.
I got one of the milkshakes.
Good.
Was it the candy cane one?
Oh yeah, that one was super good.
Okay.
one of the candy cane milkshakes.
I got two cheeseburgers.
OK.
And then I got three pizzas.
And then I got one cookie.
You got three pizzas?
Yeah, three pizzas, one cookie, and then.
Oh, Arky, you really outdid yourself.
No, yeah, no, yeah.
They were calling me like a chud in stuff, but.
Oh, wait, yeah, OK, so I heard.
Do you know what a chud is?
Yeah, I heard chud is the new phrase.
Yes.
So chud is like, it's kind of like the opposite of a chad.
So, you know, like a Chad, you know?
So, like a Chad is like the opposite.
So, like, you know, that's what they've been calling me.
But I just like to eat good,
because food is one of my, food is one of like,
it just makes me happy, you know?
I think food is so important.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Yeah, okay, well, I'm glad you got to eat.
Yeah.
And you were happy.
Did you eat anything?
No, I didn't.
Are you too busy?
Yeah.
Damn!
I was just happy that everyone else was happy.
So, yeah, thank you for coming to our meeting.
Okay.
Is Yugi back in LA too?
Yeah, uh-huh. You can go back, so.
Okay. Cool.
Put your mic away from your chain.
Oh, yeah, throw your mic to the chain. Okay.
Great.
I'll put it away.
Oh, no problem.
Arky, oh my God!
What have we had so much to talk about?
Yeah, no, yeah.
We haven't really talked like...
I know.
...and chatted.
Our first, our first collab.
I remember the first time I met Arky.
Oh, wait, when was it?
During Jason's first sub-a-thon.
Yes, it was when you guys did...
Went to Universal.
Went to Universal.
Yes, yes.
Wow.
And the arcing was amazing, always so nice.
What were your first impressions of me?
I thought you worked hard.
Oh, okay.
Okay, okay.
Nice.
And then, um...
Oh, wait, what was that?
I thought that we were on the same par for driving skills.
Oh, you think my driving was that good?
I think we're on the same driving skills.
Okay.
What do you think, Arke?
The same par for driving?
No, you know, I've heard about your driving.
Yeah.
Oh, baby.
Maybe we're a little off.
A little off.
Yeah.
You think so?
Yeah.
No, yeah.
But I'm not the best driver, you know?
No, that's OK.
I'm not either.
Oh, do you want to try driving the van later?
Yeah.
I've never driven a van.
Yeah.
No, yeah, we can have you drive the van.
OK, I can drive a van if it's like not the highway.
OK, yeah.
We can do that.
It's like in the slow area.
I can drive it.
OK.
You rented the van?
Yeah, yeah.
So we have the van.
If we crash it, it'll be kind of bad, but it'll be fun.
You ever crashed before?
No.
OK, OK, yeah.
Well, that's good.
No, no, no.
No, I trust you.
This is the biggest.
OK, no, no, no, no.
Is the mic OK?
Which mic is static key?
Oh, we can switch to, wait, we can try your mic.
Do you think your mic will work?
OK.
We can try my mic.
It's USB-C, though.
USB-C?
Or we could just rock the normal thing.
Do you have the shotgun?
Thank you.
Yeah, let's get a shotgun.
OK, cute.
Mine's too low.
Oh, I might be doing the wrong way.
Both.
OK, cool.
Hello, chat.
Oh my god, yeah, I was telling my chat how nervous I am
for impractical jokers.
Actually?
Yes.
But I think we're in good hands.
OK, Arky, what do you like, LA or Austin more?
OK.
From being in Austin, oh, wait, hold on.
He's unplugging real quick.
Okay, no problem.
Let's pull it out.
It's gonna go great.
Hi!
Mm-hmm.
Nice.
Hello, Mike Chek, is it good?
Hello, better now.
Buzzing.
Okay, what about now?
Mike test, Mike test.
Okay, yeah, this should be better.
So clear, okay, much better.
Yes!
So from being in Austin,
I actually really enjoy Austin.
But it's just so far away from all my friends.
So that's the only thing.
But then there's more friends out here.
Oh, okay.
So then.
You can't go wrong with either one.
I would say.
How do you feel about Austin?
I feel like you.
I like Austin a lot.
There's no state tax.
Yeah, that's what my child was telling me.
They were telling me about the no state tax
and stuff like that.
I don't know how bad it is in LA.
But it's bad.
Yeah, I bet it's really bad.
But yeah, because I'm from Vegas
and then in Vegas there's no state tax.
But yeah, LA is bad.
Do you pay LA tax or a Vegas tax?
I still live in Vegas.
OK, good.
Yeah, so that was fine.
I would love to live in Austin, but it's all my friends.
Maybe we'll be here for like a certain amount of time
on a little vacation home, and maybe go back and forth
from LA to Austin a lot.
OK, I like that.
Yeah, see, I have a home base here,
but I travel so much that it doesn't really matter.
So it's like nice to have a home base in LA
if you travel to Austin if you like it.
But yeah, the friends are the most important.
Yeah, because I feel like home is where the heart is.
So whatever you feel more comfortable with
and your friends are there, I feel like, yeah,
that's what it's about.
I love it.
Oh yeah, and OSCF is like based in LA?
Yeah, so everyone's in LA except for two of the members.
But the plan is to have everyone move out.
The only thing, there's 10 of, or there's nine of us,
so it's gonna be hard to get a house for nine people.
That's true.
And in Texas, maybe it's a little more doable.
I know we're not supposed to run bug beds.
right now in the OCS house you have like 10 people living in like four bedrooms.
Oh you're sharing at night? Yeah, everyone's cuddling, sharing at night. That's so sweet.
Some people in the living room, some people on the couch. Okay. Yeah, that's cute. Yeah,
it's looking like the barracks. Okay. You know that's weird. Oh, my cat's saying home is,
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, what are they saying?
Oh, they've got to leave it.
Maybe I shouldn't have left it.
Oh, I'm not supposed to leave.
Oh.
Home is home.
Where the friends are.
Yes, home is where your friends are.
Yes, yes.
You know, there's a lot of great friends here.
Yes.
You're always welcome here, Archie.
Okay, bet.
You're always welcome.
But, oh, wait, it's a body.
Oh, no, no, no.
No, it was the guy that read the chat.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Yeah.
No, so I was going to say, so Emily.
Yes, yes.
Do you want me to tell you some of the challenges?
Yes.
Or do you want to be surprised by that?
Tell me where we're going, like where we can find.
So yeah, there's this mall that's like,
I think it's like 10 to 15 minutes away.
It's like an outdoor mall.
Okay, awesome.
I think it's like the biggest mall in like Austin.
Yes, perfect.
We can go there.
I will say there a little, we might get kicked out,
but that's fine.
Okay.
Because they're a little bit like high end.
Oh, that makes sense.
Like they're like kind of sassy.
We can check out there first.
Yeah, so the plan is send me, he'll be in the car
and then he'll be zooming in.
Oh my God, I'm so nervous.
Hopefully it works well.
And then also we can stop at the university,
but I know it's also the holidays
and there might not be that many people.
And then after, we can go to Sixth Street.
Love it.
Yeah, so those three spots should be good.
I can't wait.
Well, let me read off some of them.
Some of them, you're gonna be like a blind artist,
so then you're gonna have to convince someone
to draw them, but you're gonna be blind.
So then you'll draw them blind.
Well, I pretend like I'm blind,
but my eyes are open.
you can either, we can do it two way, you can tell them that you're blind or you can
lie to them and say you're not blind and then, but the glasses, you're gonna wear glasses that are blacked out.
Oh, okay, okay, we're just blacked out glasses. So then when you draw them, you're not gonna know anything about how they look.
I like that. And then you gotta take a guess. That's so cute. And then you show them the drawing and then they'll be like,
oh wow, what is this? And then you have to convince them that it's great in the drawing.
Just take off my contacts. I'm so blind. For real, you're blind?
I'm negative eight and negative seven point five.
I've never heard of anyone that's, wow.
I think it's legally signed here.
Okay, and then next we could do like a sign up petition.
So you, we can make our own petition.
Okay, have to do the sign up.
And if we ask people to sign,
yes, so you're gonna have me walk around
and have people sign a petition
or I can have a petition for you
and then you go around
and be able to convince people to sign it.
Okay, I like that.
Yep.
And then we can do,
You have to sing in public until someone joins you.
Because I know you like singing, you know what I'm saying?
I love singing.
Yes.
We can sing in public until someone joins you.
Yes, come join you.
And then when someone joins you, you complete it to 10.
And we're both doing these challenges?
Yeah.
So we can either do time.
Yeah, time.
Or we could do them together and we can work together.
Or it could be like one-in-one.
Yeah, it'll be depending on the challenge.
And then I saw this one on YouTube where it's like,
We're in public and we can't laugh but we're like,
we're strangers and we hear stuff coming out of our class.
Okay, we'll do that.
Yeah, and then other ones we can also go off of the vibe
or what goes right.
I like it.
And then, I have tarot cards so you can tell someone
their future.
I love that.
And then you can troll them and tell them
like a crazy future.
Okay, okay.
And then it's convincing that you're like
a real tarot card.
Okay, this is amazing.
And then we can also do like,
you can convince someone that you're a magician.
Since you know them but a magic trick.
I do, I do, you even have a kit.
Yeah, and also we even have a tip jar.
Oh my gosh!
You know, so that might be the goal.
So like the goal might be you gotta earn a tip.
Okay.
And then boom.
Okay.
Who's this?
Oh yeah, we got one with a baby.
You have a baby.
I'm traumatized from baby streams.
Oh, okay.
Have you got a baby stream?
No, nothing yet.
I'm just scared.
They are?
Yeah, well I had one where it was like a rice bag
and then TTS was the mouth
and then my chat was just crying the whole time.
Wow.
Okay, this is amazing, I love it Archie.
Thank you for setting it up.
Yes, and we also have a blind stick, you know?
So you can act blind.
Wow!
There's a couple things we can do.
This is great, I love it!
All right, do you want to head out?
Yeah, yeah, let's do it.
Okay, bet.
I forgot the freaking sun set so early.
Yeah.
And then we can both sit in the front
and then have an Android in the front.
It's gonna be on my second ingest, yeah.
So we can use that.
great. Thank you. Yeah. Wait. Let's go check.
No, it's going to be good. No, no, no hate threads today. Surely. Yeah, no, yeah. We'll be fine.
I've like, I've played this time around. I chose one that will be, you know, more, more, more lighthearted for Christmas.
Woohoo. Love it. It will be great. Yes. Oh, this is so nice.
Thank you
After tell me how much it cost
You
This is so nice, I didn't even know you were gonna get like stuff and whatnot
Wait so be kid
Is it the open system running on the laptop?
That's great.
Great.
Yeah, this is awesome.
My first ever practical joker type of stream, yeah.
But I'm really bad at like, um, in-pawn, so I'm a little nervous.
You are?
I'm good at like, uh, talking to strangers, but in terms of, I don't know, this might,
this might get me, so we'll have to see.
Oh, okay.
So, do this.
I will be as, uh, as shameless as possible.
We can have a punishment for whoever backs out the most.
Okay, I like that.
Okay, sounds good.
We'll come up with our punishment.
Okay.
Okay, let's see.
Hello.
Hello, hello.
Nice.
This is so nice.
W production.
Let's go.
Oh wait, do you have the keys to me?
Yeah.
All right, thank you.
Do you need something spicy?
Oh my God, I'm getting spicy.
Oh wait, you're bad with spice?
Yeah, it's not about you.
Oh, it's not about you.
I'm decent with spice.
Yes, of course.
I'm decent.
I've done the winter challenges like twice.
And you thought it was fine?
I threw up.
But I feel like you get intolerance.
But yeah, I threw up both times.
I think I ate like, I was too pussy.
I ate like one fourth of it and I hated it.
One fourth?
I ate the whole thing.
Yeah, I ate the whole thing.
And then like 10 minutes later, my stomach was dying.
And then I just threw up.
Did you eat beforehand?
No.
Oh, that's it again.
I'll eat the stomach.
Yeah, that's painful.
Yeah, we can do something hot or maybe...
How about the loser has to buy the winner a delicious dinner?
We can do that!
And then, okay, and then if you win you can order whatever you want!
Ooh, you sure?
And wherever you want!
Oh, okay, I'm down!
And then if I win, I'll get like some raising canes or something.
No, you can order whatever you want!
But I'm normally pretty good at these challenges.
I rarely back out, but I do back out sometimes, so
No, I get nervous a lot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a pretty side person so
Michelin star meal there are Michelin star places Arke so keep that in mind
We can what a Michelin star
Okay
You make a money out of it.
I said, you good?
Yeah.
OK.
This thing really well.
Are you trying to air it though?
Oh, AC?
Yeah.
Yes, we have AC.
There it is.
Beautiful.
OK.
Archie?
Yes.
OK, now we can get this.
This is my first time being able to hang out with Archie, and it's really great.
Let's go.
So, Archie, what are your favorite things you've done this year?
Like this year so it's been like six months, so it wasn't like
June I think June okay, so probably the most enjoyable things I've done was like a lot with like my friends like OSCS
So like we went to like Lake Tahoe recently, and then we like a snow trip. So that was very fun
Also, we went to like Yosemite and then we did like a we like a hiking and like a lake day
So I just like my favorite times is hanging out with friends and just like being goofy. Those are my favorite
Oh my god, I was eating that up. I want I even wash the blood. Yeah
Yeah, no, I was getting nervous because then they said, oh, yeah
Like and all your friends step away, so that was only gonna be me
And I was like, oh no, they're about to give me but then like whether my friends like they like advocated for staying
So I was like, okay bet and then I was like more comfortable
Okay, I'm a 2,000, okay, well it's two years off
It's cuz it's cuz I don't want to give them my like my real birthday
So, yeah, I was scared.
No, but, no, but 98, that's when I always used to book
when I was growing up.
So I can play like the R rated games,
or like Call of Duty.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Whoa.
Yeah, so I was like go through like ages, but.
When's the first time you drink alcohol?
I've never drank yet still.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
What do you say that I thought that was alive?
No, it's true.
Yeah, I've never drank.
Wow.
Never smoked.
Wow.
Never had a girlfriend.
Wow.
I'm kind of like in a bubble.
That's awesome, Archie, one day.
Well, yeah, but I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm waiting, I don't know.
Is that real? You never had a girlfriend?
Promise. Yeah.
So you're a virgin?
I'm a virgin, yeah.
Amazing!
Yeah, I'm taking it day by day, but now it's like, I feel like, you know, maybe I'm getting up there now.
That's awesome! Okay, so like, at this point, are you like, do you feel pressure about it or like, how do you feel about that?
I do feel a little bit of pressure because all my friends, they all have girlfriends and stuff.
And then whenever we go out for dinners, everyone's with their partners.
And then like me, I'm just there on my class right now, like TikTok, just rolling.
Awesome!
So yeah.
Well, I think it's awesome that you're waiting, you know?
Yeah, I feel like I'm not waiting for marriage.
I'm just waiting till I find the one.
Yeah, I love that!
That's why I find the one.
Because growing up, I used to be very shy.
I used to eat like in the bathroom stalls growing up.
Oh, really?
Yeah, it was because I had a bad stutter, so then it was hard for me to introduce myself to people.
I was always scared to go up and talk, so then when it was lunch, I would just run straight to the bathroom and eat.
Oh, okay.
Can I actually get sick a lot?
Do you have friends?
No, I don't really have friends.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I don't really have friends like that.
Now look at you!
Great speakers!
Yes, now I have friends.
Swaggeroni.
Thank you!
How many years is that when like the bathroom? That was in high school
In high school I used to eat in the bathroom sauce. It was bad
You think so okay, how are you in high school?
Well, I was a big nerd. So I had like four close friends
But I was always studying but I was I was like friendly with everyone
So that was fine. But, um, yeah, I was a nerd. Now I'm not a nerd. I'm really cool.
Oh, no, I think it's cool to be a nerd. I used to be in, like, the, um, like, uh, robotics class.
That's really nerdy. Yeah. I was a nerd. That's awesome. Yeah, I used to be in a robotics class.
I'm like, I'm like straight A's. Yeah, they're the smart people. I didn't do robotics because
you guys are smart. If I was not smart enough to do that.
I was there for the vibes like I was like you know like I was smart, but I wasn't that somewhere
I kind of just like straight by I just the bare minimum. Yeah
Yeah, no, yeah my parents they were like they were they were on my ass to get good grades
So then yeah, I'm good grades, but I don't but I'll say sports. No, it's cuz oh good call. Yeah
I'm not the best driver. No, it's cuz I missed the exits now. We got a bus to U-turn
Oh, but we made it. Nice
Thank you, thank you
Like you came home with a C
Okay, what about a B I got a B in physics, that's it
If I did get a B my dad
What do you like? Rock, paper, scissors! No dinner or dinner!
No, no, yeah. My parents would be like that.
Really?
Yeah, but it was in good heart, you know?
Yeah.
Wait, what? Listen to me, are you?
Uh, me, I'm 50% black, 50% Mexican, and then I'm 5% Japanese.
But that's 105.
Yeah, I don't know. I took my ancestry test a while ago, and then I guess it came back like a little wrong.
Right.
But like, yeah, but I think it's accurate.
Wow, you're Japanese!
Yeah, and I know a little bit.
Konnichiwa!
Hi, hi!
Where are you from?
We are... wow!
Yeah!
You're from Japan?
I remember you told me you're Japanese.
Yes.
And then we're like, oh, you're being part of the Asian club.
Yes!
Because we were at Streamer University together.
Oh my god, they're coming together.
Whoa, I do remember them.
I remember that.
We can talk about that.
Yeah, and I think I have the gene where, like, I don't have, like, body or two.
So I don't use, like...
ABCC 11!
Yes.
believe what I say I don't shower every day I don't need to yes I don't
respect is valid you so do you shower every day no I swear I don't know my
chat yeah like you know this yeah I don't shower every day I don't really
need like I don't really need like deodorant or something like that I don't
think so yeah I never wore deodorant my entire life your entire life yeah I've
never wore deodorant okay I would only worry if I'm like really really
really physical like I'm gonna play sports I'll put it on yeah other than that
I know me never need it yeah that's like a super power gene it saves money saves
you from smell no I'm not lying cuz I took another ancestry test I just turned
the DNA so when I get my results I showed you yes I would love that
23 and me yeah yeah that one 100% Chinese for a hundred yeah wow
96% and then what was that point for long Mongolian okay first I forgot with
the baby yeah I'm going to that one so yeah I'm very Chinese very cool
I got blessed.
Yeah, no shower.
Oh my god, I've seen your shower clip.
Oh, that with the hair?
Yeah, why do you put the hair on the wall?
Or do they just fall there?
So the hairs fall down.
And then you take them up.
And then on the faucet, it's like stuck there.
And then I grab the faucet and put it on the wall.
Oh, I know.
And a lot of girls do that, right, girls?
For real?
Yes.
Type 1 if you do that.
I did not know a lot of girls do that.
And you have long hair.
If you have long hair, anyone else do that?
Okay, okay.
I'm learning.
learning. Yes I see a lot of lines. Oh yeah I have a lot of girls in my chat. Girl! A good amount. I've been in one of the girlies.
I don't know. Okay that's the thing. People do that but they remove them. Oh but you leave them. Yeah.
Why do you leave them? I'm just lazy. Oh okay. Are you like a lame person or a...
It depends how busy I get. Like if I have free time, okay then I'm clean. Okay. But if I'm busy, I don't mind.
I don't mind yeah, I don't mind having a little bit of filth a little bit of dirt around
I feel like it makes it
You are
No, that's perfectly fine like you don't need to shower every day. It's actually back for your skin. I agree
I'm like it makes it dry. Oh my god. I have a fun fact
What do you know why your fingers get wrinkly when you're wet? Yeah, why?
Give a guess
The water leaves the skin and then it wrinkles because it enters the water around you.
But why do you think only your fingers and your feet get wrinkled?
And not like your legs or like your arms?
Because their appendage is wide, I don't know.
No, it's actually, it's like an evolution thing or something like that, like our body's adapted.
So we can have grip underwater.
Gripping?
Gripping underwater.
That's why our toes and our fingers are like the only thing so we can have better grip me. Yeah better grip me so we can have grip under water.
Wow that's interesting. Where did you learn that?
At Tik Tok.
Whoa! I get a lot of good stuff from Tik Tok too.
What does your 4U page look like?
Oh my god my 4U page right now it's a bunch of like oh I do a lot of like true crime Tik Toks.
Like this person died or something. And I love Ray William Johnson Tik Toks. Have you seen that?
He does like uh like disperse the scam artists and this is how
Watch all this videos, but yeah
Oh, yes, yes, yes, but I like like the murder ones
But sometimes they scare me if I watch them too late at night I get nightmares. Oh really? Yeah
Yeah, I'm since it's a nightmare and I get um
paralysis yeah
I don't think so, what is that?
Sleep paralysis is when like, I don't know, people say it's a demon, but I don't really
know how it happens.
Are you going to possess?
Yeah, it's basically like you sleep and then you wake up, but it's like your brain
isn't working, but you can look around.
So it's like you've got control of your own body, and then you start to feel like
a little crazy.
How often do you get that?
I got it like a week ago, but I like that.
Before that, it was like maybe like four months.
Okay.
I don't know why I get it, I think it's randomly, but it's really when I get scared at night.
Like, when I'm watching a scary movie, or like, I'm like watching some like, true crime about people I'm murdering, then I get...
You can't move.
Yeah, so like, I'm sitting there, and then I'm like yelling in my head, I'm like, help me!
But then no one's helping me.
Oh no, that's sad!
Do you like scary things?
I love horror movies.
You do? Okay, what's your favorite horror movie?
Hereditary!
Okay, I've heard a lot about it, but I've never seen it.
Wait, what is that about?
It's about a family, this functional family.
If you have time, I think you would like it.
It's just a little bit gory, but not that bad at all.
Alright, Terry's my favorite.
And then I also like Get Out, but that's a really horror.
Oh, I've never seen Get Out, but I didn't know about it.
Get Out is one of the best movies I've ever seen.
Actually, okay, I'll check it out.
It's even better the second time.
You have to watch it twice.
Ooh, because then you pick up on the small things and stuff like that?
Yes, exactly.
So those are my top two favorite movies.
I used to watch a lot of scary movies when I was a kid but then I think that's why I get so scared now
Did you watch Human Centipede?
Human Centipede? I have seen Human Centipede
That's what you want to mind
Up there, I see Insidious
Yes
Um, and uh, I like
Do you remember what's in me?
Do you remember what's in me?
Oh my god, yes that was so good
Yes, that was game 8, Nightmares as a kid
It was?
It was like a one
Yeah, yeah
I love horror stuff
But they don't say many
Because we watched Human Centipede as a kid
That's why we are the way that we are
It's a bit of a thing, so...
Cause like, human therapy is kind of fucked up.
I watched that on episode 12.
Yeah.
Like, I've been watching...
Wait, episode 12?
Yeah, so I watched that on a middle school.
And then, it's like, you know, the aim is attached to the lips.
It's crazy.
And like, I'm watching that, and I'm like, this is like my formative years.
Yeah.
And maybe just like, the next few stuff now, you know?
You know what I mean? Yeah, those are...
Yeah.
It makes a lot of sense why, you know, we are how we are.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Favorite movie? Okay. I'm basic.
Interstellar. I believe this is a good movie.
Wait, what do you mean by Interstellar?
You don't like it?
I don't like it.
Not what you get in movies.
Okay, okay.
A lot of people like Interstellar. That's good.
Maybe that's top three. Okay.
Interstellar, one of them.
Number two.
Okay, I'm basic. I like Infinity War.
Avengers?
Yeah.
I don't remember what happened.
Is that the one, like, the bad one?
With Thanos?
Yeah. With Thanos and then he snapped.
Oh, okay.
And then I like Spider-Man 1.
One
Yeah
Are you
Like my brother used to always watch tables growing
I
See
Animated I like a princess in the frog
Give me see that one. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I never see that one. Yeah
I think
He's a horrible person
Yeah, but he'll have long time ago. He's like evil like really he's like fuck the owner like he's so mean
Yeah, I hated it because I don't he's an ogre, but he's just like really rude
Okay, but at the ending everything came full circle and then you say so
barely maybe for like five minutes, but like the Shrek is such a
Asshole, okay, but don't he's cool. Yeah, don't he's funny
But but usually we watch Shrek as an adult and you're like way like this. He's like a music
Wow, I never noticed that yeah, cuz I see around the kid
Okay, so maybe he's like his personal space
I don't know if anyone's even there, like, calling me, because my, like, have you seen
the hips of my partner? They're a little bit, uh...
Yeah, I see that. I see the hair one.
Yeah, yeah.
I see the fly one.
Yeah, yeah. Not bad, right?
I mean, my design. My design is probably people with hair.
Really?
Yeah, my crib is very nasty.
Archie! Thank you!
Yeah, yeah, so, yeah, you know, cool, cool, cool, mind and judge. Actually, I respect it.
Archie, make it so much!
Yeah, no, yeah, one time we had roaches in our, you know, like...
No, but it was because Rage threw roaches at us.
You're Rage?
Yeah.
So Rage?
No, I tried to pick them up, but then I was finding like a few of them a couple weeks
later, they were like hiding in my closet and stuff.
Yeah, but they were like the African big roaches, like the hissing one.
And then, yeah.
You weren't scared?
No, it was a, no, that was probably one of the nastiest things.
I was like, oh my god, I'm not used to this.
I had to pick them up, and then I had to throw them out.
They're calling us stinky as duo.
We're not stinky. Wait, wait, Archie, not to be like dramatic, but do you notice, like, anything?
About you?
Yes.
Oh my God, I see it.
Like...
You have muscles.
No, frick.
Okay, you have perfume.
Yes, yes, you smell it.
Yes, lavender.
Probably a lavender, but...
Yeah, I put it on my, on my elbow. Can you smell?
Oh, okay. I smell it now that I smell it. Yeah. Okay. I think it's pretty good. I want to start like you should never work with you. No, because of our gene. Yeah. I want to farm like you smell good compliments. I never get them. Okay. Look. Wow. You smell great.
Oh my god, are you really?
That's so fun!
I've passed by the new perfume today!
Wow!
There you go.
It's like sinking into my skin.
Did you wear a cologne?
Yeah.
Oh, okay. Maybe later.
I'll add that clip to the list.
Now you have someone saying you smell good.
That's so nice of you.
Thank you.
I think this is my second clip ever.
We'll start the compilation.
Okay.
Aw, thanks, Org. That's so nice.
Forcing a compliment. No, no.
No, it wasn't forcing. No, it was...
What you mentioned it, then I was able to smell it.
Okay, and kind of have to, like, be aware of it.
Yeah, have to be, like, aware of it.
Yeah.
Oh, wait, okay. There's gonna be a lot of people here because it's Christmas time.
And yeah, it's gonna be a bunch of people.
Yeah.
Last minute Christmas shopping.
Yeah.
We're here now. We just gotta find somewhere to park.
Okay.
We can go...
Um, here, let me see which area would be nice to park in.
Okay.
We don't want to go to the bougie area because they're going to be mean.
Yeah, they're going to be very mean.
Okay, that's smart.
Um, do you want to put in this, put in this address?
Yeah.
And then we'll look for parking around there.
Okay.
Oh, and then, and also, if people call us as stinky as duo, I have like an idea
that we could do.
What?
We could do, um, um, um, dumpster diving.
It's a good streamer.
I would love to.
Later we'll have a different stream.
Yeah.
So we do dumpster diving so we can get hazmat suits.
We get booze.
We don't need that.
Oh you guys just go straight for it.
You guys just go straight in.
Hey, I'm down.
Okay.
If you're down, I'm down.
I would love it.
We could go on normal clothes, no gloves, and then we go dumpster diving.
We could see the best things we could find in the dumpster.
I like that.
It's like a pawn shop or something
Make money
Yeah, I've done it once and then I went to a food spot
Oh, I got a fresh set of PJs brand new sealed PJs seal silk
Still fresh all-black brand new PJs. I still wear them to this day
Yeah, but was it touching trash? No, they were actually like in a plastic bag sealed. So they're perfect
And I still wear them.
Imagine what we could find!
And then the other time, or it was the same day, I would say a food spot.
Maybe no food spots. That one was really bad.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, because all the food was moldy.
And the dumpster.
Yeah, and it's been terrible.
Yeah, I did it with Yugi and then Yugi threw up.
Yeah.
It was that bad, huh?
But like, me, I have a decently strong stomach.
So I was able to, like, know, like mask the same.
Impressive, impressive.
Okay, yes, we could do that for 2026.
2026 is going dumpster diet.
Yes, huge, huge loose marker calendars.
We will do stinky as duo dumpster diving.
Yes, I'm gonna have you a lot of fun.
Yes, we love it, yeah.
What are they saying?
They say they're going, sounds great, ew.
Ew, love it.
But not having fun.
I need to find a new bathroom, so maybe we can find it there.
Oh yeah, we could definitely find that.
Thanks, though.
Yeah.
We have to choose like the areas we search and why is it.
Awesome.
good stuff are you excited for how I say in Austin I leave on the 24th and then
I go back home to Vegas for like two days and I'm gonna take like two days off
I'm gonna take no days off oh my god Arcadia really W hunger you know yeah but
the cutie was all I know take days off woman of black boy yeah so I take
days off. Okay good. Yeah. Take a few days off and tour the holidays. How many days are you going to take off?
Uh, like three or four. Two days? I'm going to the Dominican Republic. Whoa, vacation.
Yeah, yeah, big little vacation. Yeah, okay. And then I'll go to the resort long day and then I'll probably stream like a whole weekend.
Ah, but what was the longest break you had? I think it was like six days. Six days? Yeah, yeah. It was... was it recent?
No, yeah, you have W-hunger.
Really?
Yeah, it's definitely!
You feel guilty when you take breaks?
Yeah, it's like bad.
And then I get like sad and stuff.
Oh, no, I feel very similar to that.
I think, well, it is like your first year full-time, right?
Yeah, first year full-time.
You're like going at it.
Oh, it was in February when I got hate threats.
Yeah.
Oh, that makes sense.
That makes sense. Yeah, I kind of weak off, I think.
Yeah.
but then you come back stronger than ever.
Nice, yeah.
I haven't been in that much controversy.
God!
The tweet, the tweet would be the tweet.
Oh, I remember that one.
On my account, yeah, that one.
You remember me?
A lot of people were like, congrats.
Yeah, no, I felt so bad.
You did it, like, at the time?
I did it, it was an hour.
Oh, really?
Yeah, but then, like, the tweet got, like,
50K likes in an hour.
So, yeah, it was.
You did not.
Yeah, it went everywhere.
And then also, Yossi posted it,
and then they got like a hundred cave in a day.
Yeah.
So then it was, when I went live, I felt so bad
because there was a lot of first time chatters and stuff.
Underlit congrats.
Yeah.
And then I was like, I'm sorry guys.
Well, is it completely off the table?
You never know.
Yeah, there's like the, I think it's called like the 5% rule.
It's like you never know there's a chance.
Yes, yes, yes.
So yeah.
And I'm a virgin, so I don't know.
So there's a slight chance.
That's so awesome.
I love you, Virgin!
It's so awesome!
Okay.
That's very cool.
We are here.
Now we just gotta find somewhere.
And there's people walking around.
Okay.
Um, let's, uh, let's see.
Yeah.
There's like a center over there.
Yeah, let's just...
Okay, then.
We're like one block away.
Okay.
And then...
Cause yeah, one of us is gonna be in the car, right?
Yeah, in the car.
Kind of like telling with, with like a earbud.
Telling like the other person like what to do.
Okay, let's look around and see.
And then, yeah.
This is awesome.
We can figure out who goes first.
I'm a little nervous.
I don't know.
It'll be great.
Okay.
I...
No, it'll be great.
It'll be so good.
Look at all these people.
They're all like, they're all like adults.
All these people walking around.
Yeah.
I don't think I've seen a single teen yet.
Maybe it's at the area.
Yeah.
That's where the kids go.
Yeah, yeah.
All the young adults.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're gonna be around here.
I can't get the police called on all day, but it's okay.
We're just in a big white van.
Yeah.
Driving around.
Uh-oh.
With the camera?
Yeah, I love it.
OK, guys, we'll look for parking.
Ooh, looks great.
I can go first.
Really?
Yeah, I got it.
Thanks, Arke.
I was going to ask for you to go first, too.
So this is even better.
I don't even have to ask.
I can bring the ice.
Okay sounds good. Just to see like the vibes of it.
The vibes of the stuff. And then yeah.
The van is sus.
No yeah we're a big van.
Is it? We're just not bad. Do we need the van?
No we can also do it without the van.
Okay we can park.
The only thing Semmy might look crazy is to zoom in from far away.
Yeah that's fine.
You got this Semmy. It's okay.
But yeah we could do it without it.
Okay then let's go to the P.
I don't know this might be a little bit.
Yeah.
So we'll truck.
Turn to the right.
Give me a good semi, don't worry.
Yeah.
OK.
Um, I'm gonna maybe park this place.
And let's just try it on foot.
Let's do it on foot.
I'm down.
OK, great.
Uh, should I go on a limo?
A limo?
I'm gonna have it too big.
I know.
Yeah.
OK.
Let's see if this works.
OK, there's a lot of foot traffic here.
Oh, there is so many people.
A thousand people.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
I can't bear this.
I might think of one where you might have to go in front of the whole crowd and do something.
Really?
No, I thought you could do it though.
Okay, let me know.
I don't have airpods.
Yeah, airpods.
Sounds good.
Get away, dorky.
This is going to be great.
Thank you.
Okay, are we in?
Oh, we're in one of these lines.
Yeah.
Okay, we can park valet.
Take the man valet.
Thank you.
Or even this one back there.
Oh, okay, perfect.
Yeah, let's try that.
Okay.
Boy.
Oh
Here we go
Oh, it was fun. Yeah, I'll see Felicia. I didn't know how long that song was. Oh my god
Yeah, it was like three minutes 30 seconds. I'm just gonna be up. So I was like, oh my god
I'm I'm getting her. Yeah, that's what I get nervous. Cuz like the songs are very long
Oh
Yeah, I'll try my best
Is Clarence good?
Oh nice good job good stats
Excuse me sir
Lovely nice
I can try I'm not good at parking. Okay
Right here. Oh, these are handicaps, but if we turn around we got it. Okay. I'm gonna turn around
You got this arcade!
Oh, do you want a park?
Sure! I'm gonna park it!
You got it? Yeah!
Okay, thank you!
Okay, I got it. Let me try it.
Thank you!
Oh wow! Okay, first time driving to Uho!
Yay!
There's one behind us, right?
There's one car coming.
Oh wow, okay.
Haha.
Is this car in the way?
Okay, let me...
Good!
Watch and learn, Archie!
Watch and learn!
Okay, I'm watching.
Oh, look. How am I doing here?
Oh, excuse me.
Let me just go in here.
Hello!
Okay, nice.
PS truck is nice.
Not bad, right?
Why don't you get your license?
I got it when I was 18.
Me too, I could run at like 15 or 16.
For real?
Yeah, right when I could.
Like at practice school.
You got 18.
Wait, because you're from Nebraska.
Yes, I'm very Nebraska.
Are you sure that's it?
No, I believe it, I believe it.
I don't know, I might.
Oh my God, this guy's like packing his car
right in front of me.
Uh.
Oh my God.
This is fun, right?
I'm gonna try to... it's kind of a tight spot.
Oh, I don't know. I don't know.
No, no, no, we can take the valet.
No, no, no, no, no, that's not valet.
Why?
Well, there has to be a different place to get parked.
Why the valet?
Okay, we'll try going up there.
It's just a little bit of tight.
I'm gonna follow this car and see where we're gonna go, what the heck?
Up here, here, okay?
Yeah, we can go up there, oh no, we don't fit, we don't fit, we don't fit.
Seven foot two.
Wait, what are we, what are we, seven foot two?
Seven foot two.
We're seven foot two?
You wanna risk it?
Wait, yeah.
It clears at seven foot two and we're seven foot two.
So that means we clear it, right?
I know
Is it not to pay for the parking?
It's okay
Okay, okay
All different employees
No, let's just park on the street over there the street. Yeah
Sorry.
Okay, this is a disaster.
I don't want to park.
Oh my God, where are we going?
Okay.
I wish we made it.
Yeah, we're here.
Okay.
We have arrived at the first stop.
Oh my gosh.
Okay.
I don't know.
I trust in Emily.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Let's go left.
This way?
Okay.
There's literally so many parking spots around here.
Yeah, even in there.
Yeah.
Oh, exactly.
Let's go back.
Okay.
Let's go.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, it's still sunny out guys!
Good! We have daylight!
Thank gosh. Okay, yeah, I'm just gonna park here and
surely no one will tow us.
Yeah, sure.
Okay, let's do it.
Okay, and how are you? You'll go first?
Yeah, I'll go first. I'm ready.
You are so bold for this.
That's right.
I'm just gonna give you pranks and stuff to tell.
Yeah, and then yeah, I can go out there for like 5 to 10 minutes and then we can switch.
Okay, can't wait guys! Yay! This is so fun, Arcade!
What's like the most embarrassing thing you've done in your life?
Like something you're like, oh my god, I can't.
Yeah, the ones that I couldn't do, one of them was like...
I think it was something about like, meow, like it had me like, meow in front of people.
No, it was just like, you know, I was having a normal conversation, and then they were like, okay, now you have to meow.
Really?
And then, yeah, I couldn't do it. I couldn't, because like, the person was so nice.
And then I started to be yowling out of nowhere so I was like
Where's the hazard lights?
Got it. Right there.
Hey we found a parking spot!
Parallel parking.
Wait, that's pretty good.
We're gonna have to curve.
Okay, it's working. No, wait, you did it. Really? I think it's good. Yeah, I barely hit the side
Okay, we did it. We made it. Okay
Nice. Thank you for trusting me. Good job, Emily. You're a great driver. Okay, perfect.
We made it. Okay, so now we go.
So you have all of our juice in here? Yeah.
Okay
Well, a whole assu hall is beautiful.
Oh, it's huge now.
Do I grab the keys?
Where are the keys?
Right?
Alright.
Okay.
Do I open back here?
Get the microphones.
Emily?
One of you?
Yeah, okay.
Emily, so look.
We can set it a little far.
Are we far?
Or not far, but like for the props.
Okay, yes.
So we can choose what props we want to bring.
You know what you're going to do.
Okay, let's definitely bring the tip jar.
Okay, tip jar.
Someone will definitely give us tips.
Nice.
We can do...
These are Christmas cards.
Oh, let's do that!
Yeah, Christmas cards are cute.
We can do the petition one with this and a pen.
Okay.
A petition.
Okay.
What are they signing?
Okay.
We can do the petition.
Oh, these are the...
Wait, where are the blind glasses in me?
Oh, right here.
These are the glasses that are blacked out.
Okay.
Oh, nice.
You put tape on it.
Yeah, just put tape on them so you can't see what the person looks like when I start drawing.
Cute, love it.
Should we do tarot cards?
You have those?
Yeah, we can do tarot cards.
Wait, where were they?
In here?
Yeah.
Oh, right here.
Okay, we'll bring that.
Tarot cards.
Okay, perfect.
That should be good.
All right.
You ready?
Yep.
Okay.
I can't wait to see what you do out there, Erky.
I'm ready.
You're gonna do great.
Okay.
Here we go.
Uh, is the mic still low?
Wait, how's your chat?
Wait, chat, is it low? Let me see.
La la la!
Hello, hello, hello.
What do you think?
It's pre-hard watch. It's good.
Hmm, might be my side. Let me fix it.
Second. Okay.
Farkini, how exciting!
Oh, sh- it's okay.
I've had my tarot card.
I mean, I had my, yeah, I think red ones.
It was pretty good.
Really?
We wanted to say, like, oh, you're
going to have a great future and stuff.
It said that my love will be with the name B.
I'm out of your trouble.
Are you serious?
That's so romantic!
Yeah.
That's so romantic, Arky, with the name B.
And that was last year.
Oh my!
And then it said Yugi's love would be with the name S and then his girlfriend has the name S right now.
Wait, actually?
Yeah, actually.
Wait, who's this girl?
Her name is Sabrina.
Oh my god! That's so cute!
So it's real!
I don't know, but that was a little trippy. I was like, no way.
Okay, amazing! I love it.
Okay, let's bring everything.
Let's go.
We'll do the fly stuff later.
Okay.
I should have made you fall.
No.
Here we go.
Oh my god. Okay, I'm nervous. I'm nervous.
Okay, I'm nervous.
Don't go. Read your future.
Oh yeah, you can read the future. You can tell my stuff and just, that doesn't make sense.
Oh wait, so should we practice the mic? Yeah, I know. Yeah, we should try the mic.
But okay, if the mic isn't working, because this is my second mic. I forgot my other one.
It's okay. We could go on the Samsung and we can use the zoom on the Samsung as well.
Well, and then we can have that camera be like the POV one.
Yes.
OK, Beth, we could run the Samsung.
Wait, do you have yours?
I do have mine.
I'm going to use mine.
We can use mine.
OK.
Here we go.
Here you go.
Oh, do you need the AirPods?
Oh, yes.
Oh, no, yeah, I have the AirPods.
All righty.
You have the mic?
You have the AirPods on you?
Mic is still low.
I don't have a lot of thickness on my side, though.
Let me let me try to fix it. Okay. Yeah. No, you have to try to fix it.
One sec.
What was it low on the drive? Uh, no, it's just this camera changed it.
Yeah. Let me fix this real quick. Uh, okay.
You can stare at that and whisper sweet nothing.
I'm good, but I'm ready, but hello sir. Happy holidays
It's already good vibes, you know as long as you have good energy, I feel like
You know how long doesn't good heart you can go around and you could you know have fun
Hello, hello, happy holidays, sorry
I'm really first time I I learned how to ride a bike
I fell and then my training rules flew off and then I ran into the road.
Is that better, chat? Let me know if that fixed it.
Audio test. Hello, hello, hello.
Hello? Okay, this is gonna be great.
Uh...
Is it better?
I think it's fine.
It's the same?
Hmm.
Okay, let me... a little bit higher gain.
Sorry, our key.
No, no, you're good. No worries.
I think you're doing great though. You're already good at talking to them and stuff yeah
No, yeah, the the old me growing up ice I used to never be able to talk to people
So this this is good. Yeah, me. I'll even back the fossil. This is good character development for me. I love that
What's the good one to start off with chat is up to y'all we could do anything
But I feel like, you know, maybe we warm up, preferably.
We could do, like, I could read someone's tarry and tell them that they'll be a billionaire.
Ooh, they'll be so happy.
Or I could tell them that they're gonna go broke in a year.
Okay.
Okay, good.
All right.
Okay.
Let's do it.
Is it better?
I think, yeah, I'm sure it's better.
okay yeah guys let's do it here we go uh yeah i guess we have to walk a little bit
but there were so many people no there was it was like like a crowd and i just hope there's no
karen's there have you ever had a karen experience once doing that past few jokers she was like oh
what are you doing i'm like oh i'm just how do you assign it for my petition okay and she was
like what petition okay and what do you have to say and then i just convinced her like and
and then she somehow believed the petition she was like oh okay well that's a nice petition
and then she left okay so she was nice uh-huh oh wait let me walk you do you want me to plug in
the actual mic tonight um i know i know you yeah we could try it let's change
okay car's lock can you see my parking it's not bad it's just wobbly
yeah that's all i park it's just it's just a little bit i mean as long as it gets the job done
Yeah, yeah.
You know what?
And we don't get it ready from the side.
Yeah.
Yay.
Let's test out the mics.
Hello.
La, la, la.
Mic test.
Hello, Tats.
We got the first place we could.
OK.
Can you hold this real quick?
Yeah.
Big search.
Hold please.
It has good weather, but in the summertime, I remember when I told it's so hot.
But around this weather, this is good weather.
So I like this.
But it does get very humid.
Yes, I know it's like, I'm like sweating right now.
Where did it go?
I think it's straight and then on the left.
OK.
Great.
Fixing, fixing.
Give me a second.
Is your chat saying left or only?
Is that just me?
Wait, Chad.
How's the audio?
Is it in left, your only or anything?
It might just be my side.
Let me fix it.
OK.
And if it's, I mean, I could enable you on my toolkit
for now.
Is that how it works?
Yeah, yeah, so then whatever you see,
no, so whatever I see, like you'll see,
so the audio should be good.
I can enable you.
How do you do that?
Here. Is that a thing?
Yeah. I've never heard of that.
Cool.
We're walking to Chatsonbury.
Let me fix.
I would just need your tool kit thing
and then like I can enable you
and then whatever settings I have on mine,
It would just be on yours.
And then I can disable it and then it'll go back to normal.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
Uh, I don't know that info, so I think I need
to fix it real quick.
Sorry.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no worries.
I'm not being a very professional streamer.
No, you're good.
Stuff happens.
Grrr.
OK, this one.
OK.
Here.
And then at least we have a little walk.
OK.
That should be fixed.
Okay, is it better?
It's fine.
Okay, yeah, all good.
All right!
Okay.
Let's do this.
We walked that way.
Do you have any Christmas shopping done, Arke?
Oh, I did get some gifts from my friends,
but there's a lot more gifts I gotta do.
I gotta do last minute.
Last minute?
Hopefully.
Have you done your Christmas shopping?
I got some stuff on Amazon.
Oh, okay, then.
That's good.
But there's a lot of nice stores here.
Do you have any skim stuff?
Skims?
Oh, yeah, Yugi loves skins.
He always talks about it.
I have skin pajamas, or just like the pants.
Please.
Is that the dumpster diving skin?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
The dumpster diving ones.
That'd be great.
Yeah, I've had those.
But yeah, Yugi always hipes up the underwear.
But I don't know.
Maybe I'll try them.
Maybe I'll get around to them.
It's pretty comfy.
Oh, OK.
Wait, we can maybe stop by skins today.
After we're traumatized by interacting,
we'll do a little shopping segment.
Hey, I'm down.
Every time I'm here I like have to go to skims and check it out.
Okay, yeah, let's do it.
So soon?
A nice little shopping segment.
Yes.
Okay, so I'm going to start off easy with the challenges I'll see.
Oh, perfect.
Okay.
So just seeing how you interact with the Austin crowd a little bit.
If you, okay, I'll match your energy.
Really?
If you start off easy, I'll start off easy.
Oh my God.
Okay, great.
If you give me a tough one, I'll give you a tough one.
How many times have you done this?
I think this would be the third time.
Third time?
Yeah, so.
OK.
Sounds.
And the only thing stopping you was a meow?
Because it's because like, sometimes, I don't know,
it's like everyone has their limits.
But like, it was just because the person was so nice.
So it was like, I was talking about something wholesome,
and then they're like, OK, like, now you have to do this.
And I was like, I can't do it.
OK.
And then I can tell.
So we do a punishment if we fail something?
Yeah, we should.
Punishment?
If you can't do a specific dare, let's say you have to, uh, hmm, uh, chat?
Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh.
OK, yeah, we can, but I've, but I've, you, before I had this.
So that's, OK, so then, OK, so then I'll think of something, too.
But you have to do it for me.
Yeah.
OK, sure.
So your punch will be to Uwu.
And then, what should we have Emily do?
Wait, Emily, is this way or is this straight?
Yes, yes, over here is perfect.
Okay.
Here we go.
Go to the sidewalk?
Oh yeah, let's go to the sidewalk.
Please be nice.
I have to shower.
Oh yeah, everyone is saying shower.
Clean your house.
Please, no.
I'll see the cleaning tomorrow, I promise.
Okay.
Yeah, I guess you did one.
No, you got to shower and clean the whole house.
No!
No!
That's horrible!
How about like, I have, okay I do have wheel spins.
So maybe I'll just do a wheel spin.
Oh okay, yeah, that's good.
So it's like something that, it's like another dare basically.
Okay, I'll do a wheel spin.
Loser has to dumpster dive behind RVs.
Not that sounds horrible.
RVs?
Yeah, we will not do that.
Do you like RVs?
My favorite is Raising Canes.
The Curly Fries are kind of good.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
I see there's a lot of people here.
No, there's a whole bunch.
Everyone's just doing their nice holiday shopping.
Oh my god.
And we're going to be terrified.
Like, come on, be mine.
OK.
OK.
Shall we set up over here?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
We can do it.
Oh, it's so pretty.
Oh, yeah.
We can do it like right here.
Okay.
You can sit here?
Oh, okay.
I'll sit like on the side here.
Yeah.
And then we can deal with that.
Okay.
Maybe you'll be on that side or something.
Yeah.
Somewhere over there.
Oh, yeah.
There's a lot of people over there.
This is right in front of the Apple Store.
What if Apple Store people are mean?
They might be mean.
I think there would be a little sassy or something.
Yeah.
There's a lot of people outside the Apple Store.
They're all trying to get the new iPhone or something.
Oh, the iPhone 17 Pro Max.
What?
I have a 16.
Ooh, that's big!
Good stuff, Archie.
Okay, oh yeah, this is like...
Oh my god, there's a lot of people.
A little bit of a...
Okay, yeah, we can do it over here.
Oh my god, I'm scared for you.
And then we'll shop at Skims after.
Yes!
Oh wait, this is Skims.
I'm down to cop some Skims.
Okay.
Let's go.
I'll do more for them.
All right, who is the first victim?
Oh, God.
OK.
OK.
We can be like here.
We'll try to maybe stare you over there.
Yeah.
OK.
All right.
Good luck, Arky.
I'm nervous for you.
We can use your Samsung on you.
OK.
So we'll try with this right now.
Yeah.
And then we can use that lens to zoom in from far away.
You want to zoom in right now?
Yeah.
OK.
Oh, my God.
Oh my god.
Here we go.
Okay.
A little flashbang.
Okay.
No worries.
Oh wait.
Wait Emily.
If you don't want to send the shrinky thing, I can help you right now.
It'll take like two seconds.
I think it'll be better because I think they're going to put the camera in the like in the
bottom right.
Okay I love that.
And then I'll have the other one in the main area.
So you go here, here, here.
Well I'm learning some tech.
Love it.
And then.
and just send me this, send me that, and then it should be good.
Okay.
And then pull.
Okay, here we go.
Wow, this is so cool, I've never done this.
And then I'll enable you, and then everything that's on my screen should be on your screen,
so it should be good.
Okay, fancy.
Oh, this is a new lens.
Yeah, this is the one for far away.
So that's why we should use the Android 2.
If you can start that one.
This lens is so nice. How much was this, Arke?
This is a couple thousand.
Fancy. It's super clear. You can see our pores probably.
I know, yeah.
Don't look too close.
Oh my. Is this in 3D?
Hello, hello.
And then boom.
Oh my God, look at the Apple store.
imagine we do what we laugh you lose in the Apple store you could do that okay
I just enabled you and it's just switch over Emily shall let me know if you
guys can see what auto can you put something on the screen to know thank
you auto auto yeah I did so nice and then we can start cause champ is this
4k looks crazy okay we can see the things auto and then you can like you
can like like and then yeah oh you put it on your face and then here the air
pause and then I'm ready to go okay
Paws and ruckus in Austin, Texas. I love it.
Is that showing yet?
Hold on. Let me see.
Well, I gave you my first ingest stuff.
Oh, is that one on the first ingest?
Yes.
Oh, okay.
Oh, yeah.
I switched my first ingest?
Yeah. Do you want to switch it?
Yes.
Okay.
Oh, I see. I see. I'm so cool.
Oh, this is my phone.
my phone. Yeah, here you go. Okay, you can do that after. Got it. Oh, did you know that
I have Arke's location? Oh yeah, you do. No, you were the first person I've ever
given my location to. Thank you. It was because my account was messed up. I didn't
know how to give location. I didn't know how to give location. I love it, of
course. But now it's cool. And now it's like a little like a, it's like Sims. I
can see where everyone's at. Yeah, I can see. I was like checking out like
with the location and stuff and I was like, wow, Arches and LA already and stuff.
Okay, does this look good? We see the overlay now. This is so awesome.
It's good now? Perfect. Yes. Okay. Okay. And so now, does this need to stream to my second?
Yeah, second one and then Auto will pull it up. Wait, Auto, can we have Emily's second ingest?
Can you ask for that one? And then we'll pull it up. And then I think Auto is just do everything.
Okay, thank you, Otto! This is high tech! I love it!
Thank you so much, Arke! Learning something new every day!
And then also, if the spot gets hot, we could grab the van and then we could park somewhere right here,
and then we could be super-hidden.
Okay, I think we should try that.
Yeah, so we will... it's nice to be close.
Do you want to get the air pod working?
Yes. Here we go.
Hi, uh, let me fix this, oh my gosh, oh yeah, it's so cool that you have such a nice camera.
Get this way, happy holidays everyone.
Happy holidays.
I hope everyone's nice.
Okay, I route this one, camera is so good.
Okay.
See if that works.
Okay, and then the air pods are ready.
Okay.
I'm sweating, I'm nervous.
I'm glad you take this.
No, no, trust.
It will be good.
Okay.
So I grab one.
Yeah, and then, and then, yeah, you can just call me.
And then I have a second air pod that I would use.
Okay.
I'll place them right here.
Okay.
And then you call me and then I'll be like over here.
And then we can start it off.
Okay, Arke.
You ready?
Yes, I'll start it easy.
I don't even know what I'm doing and I'm nervous.
Okay, you got this.
Yeah.
No, I'm ready.
Uh, the background blur.
Wow.
I can't wait to watch clips of this later.
Yes.
Your face would be on the phone and then I'm pretty sure auto's putting it up right now. Okay, and then
And then I'll be on that one from far away zoom day. Okay, and then let me hide the mic a little bit
Okay, they're all they're all nice okay relaxing here. Here I go. What do you want me to do first?
Okay, I have the tarot cards and I have the notebook
Okay, um, do you want me to take the tip jar?
not yet well let's start up with just some some people interaction okay I'm
gonna call you now all right
okay okay he's picking up hello hello hi arky hello okay okay so he's walking
Okay, so the thing you're coming to is to hug the Christmas tree.
The Christmas tree?
Oh my God, I'm scared.
Hello, happy holidays.
Oh, I'm so scared.
Give it a big, like, get up to it and start hugging it.
Merry Christmas.
Oh, that's so nice.
Okay, there's a person on the other side.
Ask her if she wants her picture taken, because she just took a photo of it.
Okay.
Yeah, I can do that.
Yeah, she's taking pictures.
Merry Christmas.
Do you want to join the photo?
I can take it of everyone.
Yeah, please.
Yeah, I got you.
No problem.
Oh, lovely.
Yeah, no problem.
Ooh, nice phone.
iPhone 17.
Okay, say cheese.
Oh, it looks great.
Hold on, let me get the angles.
Gotcha.
Let me know if you like them.
Okay?
If not, I can try again.
Lovely.
Good?
Okay.
Happy holidays.
Yes.
Oh, porky.
Okay.
Now, behind you, there's a guy in a red sweater just like sit sort of close to him.
And just sit there.
Okay
Yeah, just like start this flop and maybe just like go on your phone to see what he does
Nice weather huh nice weather, what are you guys shopping for?
Holidays from Austin oh
Oh, from Delhi? Oh, I want to go to India next year. I would love to go. Yeah.
Great.
Okay, see you guys, yeah.
Okay.
I don't want to nap in here.
They left.
They left.
Oh, they left?
Yeah, they left.
Um, oh, does that make you get a little closer? Apparently the mic, like, maybe like down there.
Oh, okay. Okay, okay. A little closer.
Okay.
Yeah, sorry.
All right.
OK.
Next, so they left when you talked to them.
Yeah, no, yeah.
Yeah, they didn't really like me that much, maybe.
It's OK.
No worries.
Maybe we're just trying to celebrate.
Start.
Sit back down on the stone part.
Here?
On the other side, so we can see your face.
Yeah.
You know where you sat earlier?
Yeah.
And then just like go with certain man spray.
and it just started sighing really loudly.
Ah!
Ha ha ha!
Ah!
Life like this sure is sweet.
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Okay, it just came sighing.
Okay.
Ah!
Ah!
It just came.
Ah!
Nice, huh?
We can't even watch everyone go!
No, everyone left when I came.
They did it to the cop.
Okay, you crossed the street,
We're going to go to the other side. There's not too many people over there.
Okay. In this side?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
They all left.
Okay, um, you're going to start...
Okay, do a little song.
Start singing Carol the Bells.
Like, maybe like to yourself a little bit.
Wait, wait, wait. What song is that?
Carol the Bells?
Uh-oh.
Any Christmas song you like?
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Uh-oh, everyone laugh again.
What did everyone go?!
Where is everyone?
I wish you a merry Christmas
I wish you a merry Christmas
and a happy new year
da da da da
da da da da
I- I- I feel everywhere I'm going
people are leaving me
Okay, maybe go closer to the
Christmas box so
so they're not- Oh yeah, it makes sense
Yeah, yeah, and then
Hello! Happy holidays!
Would you mind to hear a little Christmas song?
I love it.
I don't know.
Feliz Navidad.
Feliz Navidad.
Feliz Navidad.
Feliz Navidad.
Feliz Navidad.
Feliz Navidad.
Feliz Navidad.
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas.
I want to wish you a merry Christmas.
I want to wish you a merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart.
OK.
OK, great job.
OK, I'll come back.
You guys like that one?
Oh.
OK, OK, OK, OK.
You can come back to home base.
OK, OK, I'm going to come back.
I'm going to come back.
OK, this is, you ate that.
You ate that, Archie.
That was amazing.
Yeah, it's a busy intersection for sure.
No, yeah, it's busy.
Good job, Arkey.
OK, you gave me easy ones.
Oh, yes, yes.
Well, we'll do easy ones first.
Those were easy.
That wasn't too bad.
The singing one, I got a little nervous, but I just sucked it up.
Yeah, you did so well.
All right, Emily, that was your turn.
OK, the mics are a little bit crackly, but it's OK.
So we can't go that far?
Yeah.
So the further we go, the worse it gets?
Is it that, or is it just crackly in general?
I think yeah, it's only crackly when it's far, right Chad?
Okay yeah, so we can say like, not too far.
Uh, hide the mic.
Oh yeah, when far.
Okay.
Okay, distance.
Okay, yeah, we won't go too far.
Alrighty.
Okay, you, I'm gonna watch you have the tarot cards.
I do tarot card rating?
Yes.
I feel like it's good, like you know, you can have some people wish them.
Okay.
I'll go over there. Yeah, it might be close enough. There you go. Here are your tarot cards. Thanks
Can I have this anyway? Yeah, you have that just for the aesthetic. You can look professional. Okay, and then
Yeah, okay, let's do it. Here's your pen as well. You have a pen in your pocket
Okay, okay, the other ear. Oh, you'll know. Yeah, take the left ear
This is gonna be great! Thanks, Archie!
Oh, wait, I think I...
You might have it in your pocket.
Oh, really?
Yeah. Do you?
How did I talk to you?
How'd you hear me?
Oh, because this is a different AirPod.
Oh, no, no, no. Let's...
Oh, you want to switch?
Yeah, because then I get my one.
Okay, because then the ride's better.
Okay!
Okay, here we go.
Okay, but let's start off a little easy.
I got you.
No worries. Good luck, Emily.
Thanks. And then let me know if the travel save the mic is crackly, I'll just come close.
Okay, gotcha. Okay, hello, hello, can you hear me?
Yep.
Okay. Okay, what should we have her do first, Chad?
Alright, so Emily, do you see those people next to the tree with the dog?
Yes.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna want you to go up to them.
Oh, wait, I think I gave you this.
this oh yeah take my phone oh yeah take my phone switch phones cuz they're
different AirPods okay got it okay
okay Emily I'm gonna watch you go up to you know the couple with the dog and
then I'm gonna want you to read their fortune and then I'm gonna tell you
what to say for their fortune once you talk to them good luck Emily oh look
They're coming towards you, perfect.
Hello! I love the dog!
What's the dog's name?
Maybe?
Oh, oh, I'm sorry. Do you have time for me to read your fortune?
One minute real quick.
For one minute?
Hi, nice to meet you.
The dog...
Oh, no, don't worry.
Thank you, your dog is so cute. Bye, baby!
Thank you!
Okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Okay, okay, next, okay, you can, oh nice, yeah, yeah, you can smell flowers, you know.
Okay, you can go up to, let's see, next time someone comes.
Oh, yep, nice daisies, flowers.
Okay, do you see that old man with the bag?
You could just tell him to have a happy holiday.
Oh, yeah, him walking away.
Hello, Sire! I hope you have a happy holiday!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, interesting.
I never heard someone say no to a Happy Holiday.
I think you have more aura than me.
No, no, no, no, no.
Am I giving off stinky aura?
No, they can just tell you're a little nervous.
It's okay.
I'm nervous?
Would you get over the nerves?
Yeah, people could tell you're nervous.
It's like when a dog knows that you're scared of it.
Okay, okay, right.
Now, okay, go up to,
let's see, who's nearby?
Maybe.
Okay, the family walking across the street.
You can ask them right behind you.
And you can read their fortune, but they're in a rush, so it might not work.
I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't!
I can't tell that!
The forking is too hard!
Okay, okay, you can have them sign up for a...
I can't!
You can have them sign up for a petition.
Okay, okay, so we'll make a petition?
Yeah.
Okay, maybe it's like legalized eating ass.
Oh, you're down to do that?
Okay, yeah, let's do that.
Legalized eating ass.
and then you have to get five signatures.
Wait, wait, maybe I shouldn't do legalize eating that.
Okay, or it could be legalize.
Um, um, um, um.
Hmm, that's a good one.
We could do...
Yes!
Secura and U.P. Slash Archery.
That's us!
That's us!
Great to meet you.
Yeah, let's get a photo.
No, nice to meet you.
Hi, nice to meet you guys.
Oh, wait, we'll just get a selfie.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Sure.
Well, I'll just take a photo.
Thank you guys.
Nice to meet you guys.
Oh, photo, yeah.
Yeah.
How are you?
How are you?
Good.
Good.
Nice.
Have a great day!
Have a great day!
Have a good one.
Wow.
Hello.
Oh, yeah, of course.
I saw you earlier.
I'm like, dude, there's no way that's true.
Oh, that's me.
Do you know my name?
Extra.
Have a great night!
How many more people are working back there?
Oh yes, I will try my best!
Hi, nice to meet you! You're so cute!
Aww, nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you! Have a great night!
Happy holidays!
Happy holidays!
Okay, you can...
Legalize...
Um, um, um, how about like, phones on roller coasters?
Okay, yeah, we can start off with that, phones on roller coasters.
That's good.
Oh my god, what's like a normal like petition thing?
People petitioning for smoking weed?
Yeah!
It's work which is via sport.
What?
Oh yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, you call me Sakura, but Sakura's amazing.
Yes, Jason's and this isn't Jason. No, I'm not Jason. Oh, yeah, I look like a little bit. No, I'm Arke. Yes. Nice to meet you
Do oh, yeah, yeah, that's us. Yeah, great to meet you guys
Oh, you can do twerking as a Olympic sport, okay, I like that
Okay, twerking as
As in a lip
Sport and you got to get five signatures
Okay
That's easy enough
How am I doing mark? I feel I really they're all scared. It's okay. Look right now people
You know there's in a rush, but you'll find someone who you know who has some time in a great mood
And then you get to the sign for working as an Olympic sport
You were so good at like going up to people you think so no
Okay, okay, I'm just five five signatures, okay Emily, okay, but you gotta tell them for what it's for, okay?
Okay
Oh, no
Would you like to sign my petition twerking as an Olympic sport really you like to throw the booty back
Oh, thank you!
Nice!
So much!
Yes!
Yes!
Okay, one down.
Oh, oh, hello, Gladden.
Oh, hi, Madam!
Would you like to sign my petition?
It's twerking as an Olympic sport.
Like the twerk.
I'm sorry!
Oh, that's okay!
No problem!
Have a great day!
It's okay, it's okay.
You're one step ahead of me.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Okay, okay, you're one for two, one for two.
Okay.
You could go up to that couple.
Who?
I tried, it's okay, they just walked past you.
And then I, okay, you go up to those girls
drinking matcha over there?
They're cute.
Taking photos.
They're cute girlies, am I bothering them?
No, no, it's just a two second petition.
They're taking selfies.
I found a victim.
Okay, ask him, ask him.
Victim?
Okay.
We gotta ask him.
Hello, loser.
I was wondering if you could sign my petition.
It's twerking as an Olympic sport.
Twerking as an Olympic sport.
I have one signature already.
Isn't that impressive?
Okay.
I'm not sure.
I think his name is Ken.
I don't believe it.
Oh, yeah.
It was a stranger.
Would you like to sign it as well?
Please.
Sure, yeah.
You only need 5 signatures. I feel like you'd probably need more.
Yeah, but maybe with these 5, they'll be like,
wow, yeah, we'll definitely add torque in the Olympic sport.
Thank you so much! Have a great day!
Nice! See, there you go!
2 for 3!
Yeah, 2 for 3!
Easy!
Okay, ask the girls.
Oh, that's for me!
Nice to meet you!
I love you guys' outfits.
You guys look so cute.
Are you guys doing some Christmas shopping here?
Just relaxing?
Oh, happy birthday.
What's your name?
Sarah, nice to meet you, Sarah.
I'm celebrating like, memorizing 1,000 digits of pi.
Yes, I did that.
Yeah, I think in April or something like last year.
Thank you for watching that.
Oh, stop.
Thank you.
I'm only good at memorizing.
My friend met you at H-mart.
Oh, here?
Or at a different H-mart?
In Austin?
I don't remember, but it's so nice!
Nova and Naomi?
Nova and Naomi? Oh, is her name Nova and Naomi?
Yeah.
Wait, I think I've met her at, oh, 33 Ranch or something.
Oh, maybe.
But yeah, she was really nice.
That's me, Farrah! Let's take a photo.
Thank you.
Have a great day!
Arke does this count.
You can still ask them.
Okay, that's okay.
But it didn't count, so yeah.
That one didn't count.
You need three more.
I think you should take over.
I think you should take over.
Okay, I can take over.
Let's go.
It's your turn.
It's your turn to shine.
You did great, Emily.
Really?
I think I'm getting a little bit more confident.
Yes!
You got two signatures.
Yes!
That's really awesome.
You can do it all.
Okay.
I can finish it.
Okay, you got this.
Uh-huh.
Good, better.
Okay, have fun.
Okay, here I go.
Okay.
Okay, um, all right, Marci.
Maybe ask...
Okay, the first person.
Oh, you're left, you're left.
They're really...
Excuse me, guys.
Oh, wow.
if you guys wanted to sign a petition real quick.
Okay, okay, yeah, no worries, no worries, no worries.
Oh, that was good though.
Yeah, I know, yeah, they're moving too fast.
Yeah, you're incredible.
Hello, sir.
I was interested, if you'd be interested in my petition,
I'm currently doing a petition to make King twerking
as an Olympic sport.
We're trying to add more Olympic sports to the Olympics
and be more.
I'm good, thank you.
Okay.
What he's saying, what he's saying.
Hello, sir.
I'm trying to add more Olympic sports to the Olympics and I was wondering if you would be interested in signing it to have a twerking as an Olympic sport
and into the 2028 Olympics. Yeah, twerking. You're right. Come on, my brother. I've learned a lot of people like that. Hey, I'm rewatching.
Yeah, yeah, man. Sign up for that. Come on. Thank you, sir. And happy holidays. You too, man. You too.
Thank you.
Yes.
Easy.
Easy.
Excuse me.
Good sir.
I learned that I had more Olympic sports and I was wondering if you would be interested
on this as a thought.
I want to add twerking as an Olympic sport in the 2020 Olympics and I'm trying to gather
all my signatures and I was wondering if you would be interested in signing off.
You know what I'm saying?
As we build up and try to rally all the fans.
You down?
Thank you, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Are you familiar with twerking?
Yeah, right there.
No, no, no, no, yeah, but I feel like you know, it's working takes a lot of energy a lot of skills
A lot of training. Yeah. Thank you, bro
Yeah, nice arcade do five
No, I need one more. Okay. Nice. Okay. Wow quick with it quickly. I love the confidence
Yeah, you know, I feel like if you yap enough sometimes they get lost and then they
Oh, hello, nice to meet you.
Oh, thank you so much.
Yeah, let's do it.
Selfie?
Yeah.
Okay.
So cute.
Oh, okay.
That's a good idea.
Arke, as your finalist.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, have a good one.
Bye.
I'm a talent.
You have to get a girl to sign it.
And it can't be one of those girls it is.
No.
Okay.
Oh, she looks good.
Okay.
Oh, this one.
Okay, no, yeah, no mom, no mom.
I don't know.
Oh, I can ask the older lady right here.
You would?
I don't know if it, oh.
Excuse me, ma'am, I'm doing a petition
and I was wondering if you'd be interested.
Oh, no worries, have a good day.
Okay.
Okay, that was good.
She was really nice, she was respectful.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, good job.
Good job working, you're doing great.
Okay.
So maybe...
I'm getting a little nervous.
Okay, no, I got it.
A girl's kind of hard.
Okay, I think I asked.
Okay, one of these girls.
No, wait.
I think that's her mom.
Hey, what about the guy that's in there?
I'll be holidays.
Oh, excuse me.
Quick question.
I'm doing...
Oh, my God.
You're doing amazing, Archie.
I'm really proud.
Okay, okay, okay.
No, one more.
I can do it.
I can do it.
You want to ask a guy or a girl?
Like that guy, he's like, definitely...
He's right beside the video.
Oh.
I got nervous.
I can do it.
I can do it.
Okay, I can do it.
Okay, I can't swear here right here. Hello, excuse me. I'm looking to add more Olympic sports
And I was wondering if you guys were interested on signing my petition. I was looking to add
Okay
I can't see family right here.
Okay, let me know what you want to tap out and I'll do a girl, but I think you can do a girl too.
Oh my god. Getting a girl's boxing is pretty hard.
Oh, you guys are pretty lovely.
You guys have a great day.
I couldn't. I froze.
You're really good. You're really good, Artie.
Okay, nice try.
I froze. I froze. I froze. I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it.
No.
Go a little closer to the tree, so closer to the seven.
Okay.
Okay, perfect.
And then, oh my god.
Okay, um, who else?
Hello, sir.
You're crashing.
Good day, good day.
Good day.
Okay, there has to be someone that's-
Just one more.
Don't worry.
I could do this.
No, this is really hard chat.
It's a lot harder than-
Okay, there's two beautiful girls behind you.
Hello, I'm doing up in Tix now.
I'm doing a petition, I was wondering if you guys would be interested?
No?
Okay, happy holidays.
Okay, okay, okay.
And everyone's last minute Christmas shopping during a rush.
Okay, I'm going to ask right here.
They are.
Happy holidays, happy holidays.
Hi, excuse me, ma'am, I'm doing a petition looking to add more Olympic sports to 2028.
And I was wondering if you'd be interested in having a dancing, twerking as an Olympic
sport.
I already have four signatures, and I need to add one more.
Yes, would you be interested?
No, no. Yes, talk to me. Yes. Hold on now. Yes, ma'am. Tell me about...
Torquing? No, I know what that is. Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Sorry. I apologize.
Because I think you know,
Yes, because I think we need more
female representation in the Olympics because I'm a male feminist and I think dancing is a great way
to show off
Someone's ability to be in shape someone's ability to take care of their body and also be fluid with movements
Specifically twerking. Yeah, it's just cuz twerking, you know, it's like an art form, you know a lot of people
Yeah, yes
No, no, no, no, okay, I think it's
The physiology of twerking, so twerking, you know, the butt is one of the largest muscles
within the body.
Yes!
Okay.
What is she saying?
She's walked away.
Okay.
I'll be right back.
Was she trolling me?
What the hell was that?
Hello, sir.
Would you like to sign this petition for having twerking as an ally?
Oh, was she trolling me?
What the hell was that?
Oh.
Hello, sir.
Would you like to sign this petition for having twerking as an Olympic sport?
Hell yeah, huh?
My brother.
I appreciate you.
You sign nigga?
All right, thank you, man.
All right, good.
Don't stand in the street.
Oh, sorry.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Hey.
Yeah.
Yeah, raise a knee, Chabelle.
Thank you.
I think she was out of there, she...
Oh, hello!
Hi!
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Would you guys be interested in signing the petition?
Okay, here you go.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, sign right there.
I love your hair.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Yeah, I feel like, you know, it'll be a good addition to the Olympics, you know?
Oh, yeah, just put another line and you can sign right there, sir.
Yes.
I'm glad you guys like it.
Yeah, shout out twerking.
Oh, yeah.
Then you would get gold in that one.
That was so cute.
Oh my God.
Hey, brothers.
Hey.
I don't have to get low down.
OK.
That was crazy.
What happened?
What happened?
So like, she was there?
She was interested.
Yes.
She was very interested.
She was talking.
It was cute.
None.
I asked her about the twerking.
She was like, why twerking?
So then I was like, twerking's good,
cause you know, it's a very hard sport.
Like you gotta shake your whole body
and your butt's the biggest.
Right when I said your butt's the biggest muscle,
she was saying, I was waiting for that.
And then she just walked away.
I was so confused.
Oh, that's so cool that she said that.
Yeah, so I was like, yeah, the butt's the biggest muscle.
And she said, yeah, I know.
I was waiting for that.
And then she just walked away.
So if I was better at communicating or explaining,
I thought I could have convinced her.
Because she was on the fence.
She was really cool.
Yeah, she was nice.
I loved seeing it.
But she was kind of intimidating.
She had me nervous.
Yes, yes.
She kind of kind of came close.
I was like, oh, I was on the side with a mouth agape.
I thought that was great.
OK, you got your signature.
We got one, two, three, four, five, six.
We got seven signatures.
Who signed that?
It was the guy.
He signed himself as a nigger.
You know, I thought it counts.
Okay, okay, congrats, a five signatures.
We did it, you know, this is a team effort.
Oh my God, this is so scary.
What was the scariest part?
I think that lady, oh man,
and then when I was gonna ask the family or the couple,
but then I just felt like,
I shouldn't have asked them, so then I stopped.
I got nervous right there.
You have to like,
Now you can feel it out, yeah.
I think you're good at reading, like.
Okay, I think our goal is to get one tarot card reading.
Okay, you wanna do the tarot card reading?
Yes, I'll try to do one tarot card reading.
We can do it together.
But I feel like.
OK, I like that.
OK, here's go.
We can do the tarot card meeting together.
So it can be, like, both of us there,
we can be tarot card dual readers.
OK, OK.
We got this.
I like that.
Tarot card dual readers.
Here we go.
That's surely being what they would want it.
And then we got to just go off of each other's, like,
energy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like the vibes.
Oh, you could be the good cop.
I could be the bad cop.
Oh, yeah.
You're going to live a long life,
But then I'll be like, but you're gonna die a terrible death.
Oh, I like that.
Yeah, so we can do that.
Good job, Arke.
We can do that.
OK.
OK, let me make sure.
Oh, get my phone.
Oh, yes.
Make sure Chet's good with the thing with Bobber.
OK, we'll find one person.
Yeah, let's do it.
You're doing great, though.
I'm very thoroughly impressed.
Thank you.
OK.
Here we go.
What do you think about the Austin people so far?
Everyone nice?
Everyone's pretty nice.
I just thought like some people are going to hurry
because it's holiday season.
100%
Okay
Okay, well maybe we'll like...
Okay, how about you sit here and I'll start all sort of campaigning.
Okay, let's do it.
Okay.
Free tarot card reading!
Free tarot card reading!
Hello!
Oh, we're doing free tarot card reading!
Free tarot card reading!
Yes!
Aw, thank you!
Aw, thank you! Would you like to pull a card?
Choose a card. Any card of your choice and we will begin the reading.
I love this one.
Okay, now choose two more.
This is the Nine of Swords.
Nice.
Ooh, a lot of fortune.
Okay, last card.
The Knight of Pentacles!
Wow, you know what that means, right?
This means you're going to have a lot of fun in the next few months.
Butts!
Butts!
It means a lot of fun in the next few months, but in the next year, it might come a little
bit of bad luck.
So the next months are going to be good, but the next year, you might have a little bit
of bad luck.
However, that bad luck will immediately become good luck because you are so sleigh with
your king of swords.
Yes!
Look at amazing!
And what about the nine of... nine of swords?
The nine of swords.
So that's a sign that your lucky number is the number nine.
So on the ninth of every month, you would have a lot of fortune come your way.
I've been seeing a lot of nine, nine, nine.
You have!
I've never, ever had a number.
There you go.
That's good.
That's good.
But also it's the law of alchemy.
So with the number nine being your lucky number, the number eighteen will be your
unlucky number.
But it's all, but so we avoid eighteen, however, nine is really good.
This also shows that you're very slain, you have great fashion.
Yes.
Yes, you do.
No, you guys look great.
Thank you so much for doing our work.
Thank you.
Thanks to each of you.
Thanks to our Instagram.
Oh!
Thanks to our Ortee.
Thanks to my Instagram.
It's extra Emily.
And then my name's extra Emily.
Here's a note.
Thank you.
Hi.
Hey.
Oh my god.
Take a photo.
Let's do the order.
Yes.
Yes.
Thank you.
Let's take a photo.
Let's do the order.
Hey!
Nice to meet you, Roly.
Hi, Roly.
Roly.
Oh, Roly.
Oh, Roly.
Do you think he's saying Roly from another K-pop?
Oh, he likes K-pop.
K-pop demon hunter.
Oh, wait.
What do you think?
She looks like Zoey.
Do I?
I really like Zoey.
I like Zoey.
Zoey's like, thank you.
Merry Christmas.
Oh, yes.
I hope Santa gives you a lot of gifts.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
love Santa gives you a lot of gifts. Yes love Santa.
You know the song?
High five.
Yeah you're so cute.
High five.
Merry Christmas.
Oh yeah dance moves too.
Oh yeah let's see your moves.
Very nice.
Thank you.
Oh another customer.
Okay let's do another meeting.
Let's do some more tarot cards.
Let's do some more tarot card readings.
Aw, nice moves, Rowdy.
Okay, choose three cards, which everyone's called to you.
Okay.
There you go.
Eight, eight, eight.
Ooh.
Oh, that's so nice.
One, two, and three.
Okay, and then.
He chose us three cards.
A nice flip.
You got the eighth of swords.
The eight of swords.
The sixth of pentacles.
Six of pentacles.
And the Five of Cups.
Ooh, this is good, this is good!
So I see, so what would you like to say about the night?
So the Eight of Swords means that you're going to have adventure soon.
On January 8th, anything planned for that day?
Not yet.
Maybe plan something nice.
Yes, yes, January 8th.
And then also the Five of Pentacles.
Cups.
five cups mean that you will have great rejousing and great feasting. So make sure
upcoming, maybe a sign for the Christmas or the New Year's feast, make sure you
bousk and you know family and honor them and stuff like that. And the six of pentacles means
you'll be spending time with a lot of friends and family soon. Yes. But wait, but also
Also it's a double untundered. Do you guys have any pets?
Yes.
Make sure to be careful with your pet. Do not let them accidentally run out of the house
or run away because this is a sign to be careful with your pets.
She tells me not to let him out.
Yeah, so don't let him out in these upcoming days because it can bring bad fortune.
But if you keep both eyes it will be great.
Yeah, everything should be good.
So nice to meet you.
Yes.
Great to meet you guys. Happy holidays.
Great to meet you sir.
Nice to meet you.
Yes.
Hey, nice to meet you sir.
Nice to meet you.
Bye bye.
Have a good night.
Oh, nice to meet you.
Aww.
Nice to meet you. Shake, shake, shake.
Bye bye.
Bye bye.
See you soon.
Aww, so cute.
Okay, that was great.
Okay, you did it.
I didn't think that would be so wholesome.
Yeah, you know, see that's good. I feel like we brought a smile to their face
You're the good cop. I was the bad cop
They were they were so like okay with it. No, yeah, they were they're very nice. See like some people are very open
Yeah, and it's good. Okay. What do you want to do next? Okay? I want to start giving you more day or me
Okay, I'm down. Okay. You can just take um, oh
Let me get do you have your air pod? Yes. I have mine, too. I'm just gonna start making you just do stuff
Oh people are saying I was a good fortune teller. Yes. Well, you were saying like the cat and stuff like like you really knew their lives
I
I think they were like, wow, they're like really feeling it, you know?
Yeah!
They were like, yeah, that's true, that's true!
Okay.
I could have been a millionaire fortune teller back in the day.
Oh no, you could!
Yeah.
It's gonna be your new calling, Archie.
Okay.
Okay, I'm gonna...
Should we rotate or do you want to stay here?
Um, yeah, we'll rotate but you go first.
Okay.
Okay, good luck!
I'm ready, okay, call me.
Wow, that's going quite great.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm ready.
Alright, you're doing lovely. That was perfect, I know.
Okay, so, Arke, as you're standing there...
Yes? Oh, I think I have the wrong switch.
Okay, wait. Oh, wrong phone? Okay.
Yeah.
Switch.
Okay, I was confused. That was a little strange.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, are we lying? Yes! Do you know Twitch?
Yeah, I do.
Do you want to say hi to the chat?
Hey!
Do you want to say hi?
Hello!
How is your day going?
Oh good, are you doing some Christmas shopping and everything?
Yeah.
Huh?
Okay, great! Have fun!
Nice to meet you!
Oh yeah, you go on that side.
Oh, I have this camera.
Yeah, that's fine. Yeah.
She's on that one. So you go over there.
Oh really?
I can't go through the wall.
Oh, okay.
Oh, yes.
No, you can go.
Yeah, she can go like right there.
Yeah, I'll do that.
Yeah.
Okay.
Good idea.
Too many cars.
Nice.
I can hold this.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Okay, let's go.
Let's hit a little rotation.
Let's do it.
You need to be on the same side.
Organs is going great.
Yes.
I feel like we're making people happy.
I know.
Bringing some laughs.
Oh, this is good.
people happy. I know. Bringing some laughs. Good. I was nervous there would be ten hate threads.
But this is really not bad. Yeah. We'll stand over here. Okay. We'll hide over here.
All right. Chat, you need to give me some good dares for Arcee.
We'll do a chat only dare segment. Ooh, we could do chat only. Yes. Okay. Let's go.
I'm ready.
And then maybe you can go back to being over there perfect.
Yes.
All right.
Start off easy archie and do a fortnight dance.
A fortnight dance right here.
Yes, of course.
Okay.
You just start dancing until I say to stop dancing.
Okay.
Oh, somebody's over there.
Oh, God.
I didn't even see them.
Okay.
I'm ready.
You smell so good.
Oh my gosh, you smell amazing.
Thank you, nice to meet you.
Thank you.
Okay, are you still dancing?
What dance?
Oh, one of the Fortnite dances.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Just keep doing all the dances you know.
People are watching, they're admiring your dancing.
Yep, keep it up.
Hey!
Hey!
Okay, okay.
Yes, that's good, that's good.
Okay, and okay, do you see that stone over there?
Start doing a plank on it.
Like, you know, the 2014 phenomenon, the plank.
Right here?
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Oh my God, wait, I'm not.
It's like, it's like, lay on.
Lower?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not done the shape anymore.
The plank where you're like,
your like hands are on the side of your body.
Like this?
Were you around for that?
Yes.
And then you're looking at the ground.
Yes, you're planking!
You're planking!
How else are you now, Lange?
I need to put your head into the greens.
So put your head into the vegetables,
and then your laser stick it out.
Yes!
Good job, Arke.
Like this?
Yes!
Yes, you're planking!
OK.
You look amazing!
You look amazing!
Are you sure I look amazing?
Yes, yes.
So OK, you're going to just keep planking there
Until more people walk by and observe the amazing phenomenon.
We're taking a picture of you.
Help!
Help!
They love you.
Help!
Help!
Yes, yes.
Good plan.
Good plan.
Maybe someone helps me?
Okay, no one's helping.
Okay, you can get up now.
Okay, okay.
Oh, I'm good.
I got out.
I was stuck.
Okay, this one's a little hard.
Oh, yeah.
Wait.
Oh, oh.
Didn't I see you at the airport?
And you thought I had my name with Jennifer or something? Or Tiffany?
Oh, I did.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Oh, nice.
Oh, sorry, what's that?
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, that's okay.
Yeah, nice to meet you, kid.
Nice to meet you.
Yes, yes, I'm a live streamer and this is my friend, Arthur.
Hello, hello, nice to meet you.
How are you doing with the dance out of there?
Hell yeah, I was doing some moves and stuff, you know.
I was getting loose.
Yeah?
Nice to meet you, bro.
Nice to meet you, kid, that's crazy.
Are you living awesome?
Yes, yes.
Okay.
So, yeah, we're just doing a little stream, spreading some holiday cheer.
Yeah, holiday cheer.
Yeah, remind me of your name again James. Oh, yeah, nice to see you. Good James. Have a great night
Yes, oh extra Emily and then his name is Arke
Yeah, we're all making tick-tock
Yeah, nice to meet you James
Yeah
Do it
No, yeah, don't worry there are a lot of people I am I am Asian. Yeah me
Yeah, I'm 5% Japanese.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Do you speak Japanese?
I speak Japanese.
Do you speak Japanese?
A little bit.
I understand a little bit.
Yeah, a little bit, a little bit.
You know Japanese?
I know.
I already went over.
OK, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I already went over.
Hi.
Oh, with the liais?
Beautiful.
With the tree, yeah.
Nice to see you.
Nice to get a photo.
Thank you, James.
Nice to see you.
Uh-huh.
Have a great night.
That's so funny!
Okay, great!
Uh, okay, we can keep...
Oh, hi!
Hi!
Can you take a picture of me?
Of course!
I would love to!
Okay...
Yes, you guys, so great!
Oh, Arfi, do you want to take a picture of them as well?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, you guys look so cute!
Okay, Arfi, jump in there.
Oh, I can get in?
Yeah!
Oh.
Okay, great.
Hey, then, leave, leave, leave.
I'm going to make the top of the tree.
I guess I look great. Let me know if you want any more.
Thank you. Of course.
These are good. Okay. And then there's more presumed up ones.
Okay, great!
you
you
you
you
you
You
You're doing great.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
I tried my best.
I tried my best.
OK.
You can tell me what to do now.
I'll just keep dancing.
Oh, you want to dance?
OK, do my, yeah.
Yeah.
I'll dance around.
OK.
Here, Emily, you can take the jar.
Nice.
Oh nice to meet you, hello!
Okay, heavily, let's see if we can get $1.
$1?
Yeah!
Hey!
Oh look, nobody gave me a dollar.
I'm going!
No one's asking for it!
Oh, no one died!
I'm lying. I'm lying.
Woo!
Oh, there you go! Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice, okay.
Oh, the- yeah, the-
I hope it's working!
Is that family just staring at me?
No, no.
Um, um...
It's too hard to make
Our dance moves aren't that good
No, no, you're even better than mine. It's just you know, it's tough
It's tough on you. It's tough to make money with the dance moves. Okay, I'll just start. Yeah, yeah, yeah
Regular dancing
Everyone's around watching the Christmas tree dance. Okay, let's see. Let's have
Happy holidays
Oh my god, it's Mariah!
Chad, what should we have her do?
Move location?
Wait, wait, wait! Let me get the chip drawer.
Oh, I was like, I can sing this.
Oh, yeah, sing it, sing it!
Okay.
Here you go.
Oh, god.
Good luck.
Thanks.
Matthew!
Hi!
Nice to see you!
You look amazing!
How you not working yet?
Hello!
This is Archie.
Hello, nice to meet you, Archie.
Oh my God, yes, I was watching.
Yes, congratulations.
Congratulations, yes, W push.
I was in the chat type of W push, definitely.
Oh my God.
Oh, so cute.
How old is Luna now, few months?
Two and a half months.
Two and a half months, that's crazy.
Well, you look amazing.
Yes, very slain.
So good.
Your trim was iconic.
Let icon legendary.
Oh, you shopping around?
Christmas shopping.
We just had dinner so all the stars.
And we're just...
We're just dancing around.
We're caroling.
We're caroling.
We're like, la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
No, we're talking about our first tune.
That's our goal before we leave.
It's to get a one-shot.
I'll sing or something.
Yeah. Emily.
I believe in you for the tip.
We're just seeing you, Fandy.
Yes, and we can meet you.
It's nice meeting you.
Yes.
Have a nice day.
Bye, have a nice day.
Hey, Sandy!
W push.
W push.
Isn't that amazing?
That was an iconic string.
I know.
I was watching as well.
W push.
Okay, Emily, let's try to earn a buck.
Okay.
Okay.
It's Christmas.
You should sing.
You should sing a little bit.
There you go.
Yeah.
You should sing a little bit.
There you go.
Yeah.
You should sing a little bit.
Yeah.
You should sing a little bit.
There you go.
Yeah.
There you go.
Yeah.
I'm gonna hype you up.
This is worth it, I'm sorry, can you come with me?
Can we both do it?
Thank you!
Thank you, thank you!
Thank you!
Let's sing.
I wish come true
Baby, all I want for Christmas is you
Ooh, ooh, ooh, baby, oh, oh, lights are shining so bright in the everywhere.
Children, I love you so much, yeah.
I love you, baby.
I'm not drinking!
Santa comes to me every day!
Santa, Santa, Santa!
Hey, hey, hey!
I don't want to!
How long should we keep going for?
It's the end of the song!
Oh, it's the end of the song?
I don't want to!
Any tips?
Santa, you want to pull up?
Look at our crowd!
What do you think?
Oh, thank you, Santa!
I wish that I'm true
Baby, all I want for Christmas
Is you
Baby
I want you
I want you
Baby
I want you
I want you
Baby
Oh, good job, Marky!
Good job, Emily.
Wait, let's see what we got.
Okay.
One dollar.
I'm so...
I don't hear anything.
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you so much!
Thank you so much!
Happy holidays!
Thank you!
Oh my God!
Two dollars!
Two dollars!
Yay!
This is the best!
Oh my God!
We got it so much!
Nice!
Everyone's so nice!
Okay, come on. Isn't this amazing, isn't it?
Oh, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
What did you say?
What?
Oh.
Thank you!
She takes Venmo.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Just you're witnessing it, it's a gift.
We will gladly take a trinket.
A trinket?
I can give you a piece of dough.
Wait, I actually need to go.
That would be so nice.
What's your name?
My name is Rem.
Rem?
Thank you, Rem.
Thank you so much.
Did you like our dance moves?
It was awesome.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Do you watch Flick?
I did and then I saw some things.
Oh.
That's fair.
Yeah.
Who do you like to watch?
No, it's okay.
You don't say it.
Is there like a category that you like to watch?
Just gaming.
Gaming.
Gaming?
Yeah.
I used to watch Johnny Gilbert on there.
Oh! Johnny!
I'm not familiar.
I've never heard that name.
What do you play?
I've never heard of him.
I don't know. Sometimes he just streams and talks to us.
Oh, yeah.
All those people that also like commentary.
Okay, I like that.
I do get commentary.
Oh, yeah, I react sometimes.
So does our game.
Reacts a lot.
Yeah.
I don't have your Twitch.
I can follow.
Oh, my name is Extra Emily.
Hold on. Let me type this in my notes.
Oh, thank you, Red.
That's so nice.
You're going to drop us a follow?
Can you drop us a follow?
I will.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you for the follow.
Wait, what is it?
Oh, extra Emily.
Extra.
And then his is...
Arkey, A-R-K-Y.
A-R-K-Y.
Emily was nominated for streamer of the year.
Oh, stop, stop.
Yeah, yeah.
He was nominated for two things.
He's very humble and great.
Yes.
Oh, thank you, Brad.
Of course.
What does it mean?
And thank you for the gum.
Yes, this is great.
Thank you.
Oh, wow.
Oh wow, that's amazing, I love it.
Wait, that was good, so we got $2 in doubt.
I know!
Which we did with our $2, should we give it to someone then?
Oh, I love that!
We could.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah.
Could maybe just give it to whoever you like.
Yeah, okay.
Okay, you keep it.
No, I'm kidding.
No, no, no, we can give it to someone.
Okay, we can go back to the car.
of the car trying to park somewhere here so we can have all the props nearby or
we can keep going like this it's up to you so we have a couple more props I'm
gonna be like the drawing one drawing one yeah I'm down you down okay I know
it might not be that much it's a little bit it's a little bit bold
you
you
you
you
you
You
You're welcome.
What's your goal?
I'm going to be like 30.
Um, wow.
Why you say wow to me?
Wow, that's a crazy perspective.
Yeah.
I'm 32.
I hope that I'm, um, I don't know.
I just want to be like content with where I am and stuff.
So that's my goal.
Mental contentness.
Right now I'm still getting like stressed about stuff.
I just want to be like, I just chill.
I don't know.
So I have less scary problems, yeah, less worries.
Yeah.
What's your first step to make your first video?
I used to do something that I liked.
I did a blog because I like blogging for YouTube.
And then I was like, oh, just do it for fun.
So something that you enjoy, that you're passionate about.
You like chicken tris?
Yeah.
Me?
It was, yeah, I started live streaming.
I would just sit in a Discord call with my friends,
and I would just gap.
And then, as I kept doing it, I just became more and more comfortable with being myself
and telling people about me.
So it was really just my friends.
They were the people that I surrounded myself with.
Yeah.
So yeah.
Similar, yeah.
But then I also have friends that don't do anything on the internet and they just live
normally.
And yeah, and I still love hanging out with them as well.
So yeah.
Nice to meet you guys.
Nice to meet you guys.
Have a great rest of your life.
Bye.
Bye.
Thank you so much.
Oh, nice.
Okay, great.
Okay, great
They're calling us the wholesome jokers. I like that. That's very sweet. We can do a little skim. Let's go skims
I'll show you a quick skim shopping. Let's do it. Alrighty. Well, that was nice. Arkey. No, it was I
Enjoyed that very very nice. Let's go. I need to see what the different clothes are. Oh, okay, let me change the lens
Yeah, both
Hello Maya.
Hello.
Oh no, they've seen some of my clips.
Oh I love that.
Hi.
They're cute.
Oh thank you.
Uh huh.
Wait, what did Maya say? Maya's a cat?
Wait, what did she say?
I love Maya so much.
No, Maya's great.
Hi Maya, I'm Bello.
Someone might type what she putt.
Uh, this looks like a movie, but sounds crazy.
I need to see the clips.
Yeah?
And I need to see how cinematic it looks, for sure.
No, I have to see the clips too.
Oh, well, let's see.
No, Maya, where do you see the whole sun pranksters?
Yes, yes, where the whole sun pranksters.
I've never been a skin product.
Okay. Do you want to check out the underwear that Newby always talks about?
I don't know. I think it's in the back.
Well, let me see here.
Uh, oops. I really like their shirts, but I don't know what...
Would Maya do this next? Oh my gosh, she'd be horrified.
She'd really be horrified.
Yes. She would totally do that.
Yeah, of course.
Oh my gosh! I got this tank top I'm wearing from Skins right now. It's great.
I like it.
Oh, there's Puffer. This one is like Skins tank top.
Okay, okay.
Is this the lady that you like?
No, no, no, there's- oh, sorry. There's none stuff.
Like, oh, there's the shapewear and everything.
Oh, do you have men underwear?
Yes.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
Okay, so, oh wow, oh wow, oh big butt, okay, ginormous butt, okay, oh, is this what Yuki
talks about?
Yeah, these.
Okay.
Yeah, I mean, I'm not sure, I think I'm a medium?
Medium?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Oh, I'm fine.
Wow.
Yes, that's fine, it's a stretch, and then they come in a three inch seam and
a five inch seam.
Wow.
Which one is more popular?
Which one is more popular?
I don't know, I think the preference, they're both pretty popular.
Okay.
I think the preference, they're both pretty popular.
Yes.
I'll do the common black medium.
Wait, I feel bad.
Are you like pressured to buy it?
You don't have to buy it.
No, I like it.
You like it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Let me check in the back, okay?
Oh, thank you.
Okay.
And what are you doing?
This three inch thing or the five?
Uh, is this three or five?
That one's the three.
It's a little too small.
I'll go for five.
Five, okay.
Okay.
I feel bad.
Do you want it?
Yeah, I like them.
I just drag you into skims and then you buy the underwear, okay, great, great, great.
Okay, they're socks, that's good.
Socks do look good.
5'12".
Nice.
Oh, and then there's like holiday jammies.
Happy holidays.
Wow.
I lost my skims jacket.
And is this one, I think?
It is, it is.
What size is this?
This is uh...small.
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh wow.
It's right.
There are some slave hands in the front.
Let's see here.
Wow!
Isn't that kind of crazy, Archie?
The butt?
Yeah.
Like, look at how it shapes the butt.
What is this?
Wow!
I don't think I could wear this.
Yeah, right. Oh my okay, uh my work
Thank you
I'm enjoying the box.
Merry Christmas.
No way.
It's so long.
No problem.
I hope it's fun.
I'll be able to discuss.
Yes.
We're from Cotton 5-inch inseam boxers.
Watching.
Yeah.
This way.
Hello.
I got this.
Great.
Great.
W.G.I.
Thank you.
Hello.
Thank you.
Yes, absolutely amazing. Love this place.
Yes.
This is my first time.
Yeah, I can. That's my number, right?
Okay.
All in there.
My favorite shirts are the...
Thank you.
Thank you, yes.
Of course.
Merry Christmas, thanks, guys.
It's for three pairs.
Yeah.
So in case you start yourself, like I said.
Yeah, no, yeah, I do the same for all blacks in here.
Oh yeah, did you poop?
Yeah, I pooped myself.
Oh no.
Yeah.
Like your pants.
Yeah, I pooped my pants.
Okay, well that's unfortunate.
Okay.
Yay!
Great job, Summer, you're doing amazing.
They keep saying it looks like a movie!
Movie magic!
I gotta get back.
And I kinda have all the lights on now.
Oh yeah, this is very cute.
Are you scared?
Explains the smell.
What are you gonna say here?
Oh wait, do you want some of the smell?
Did we smell it at all?
Yeah, that was probably an embarrassing moment.
With the obstacle, the last thing is I took too many.
For the next couple of days, I was pooping too much.
And then my butt was hurting.
Wow!
Because I was wiping too hard.
That much poop?
Have you ever started?
Yeah, I have.
Don't start but it's a very normal thing. Yeah, I feel like it happens especially when like you eat so much dairy or you have too much
Yes, like I sure whenever I'm like sick obviously yes, it's like sometimes you think it's a far yeah
Yeah, my last time starting with my life in the beginning of the year
Really?
Oh, yeah, so you're...
You know what I mean?
It might be like two months ago or something.
You're a frequent, uh, sharder.
Well, just like, I just get a little sick sometimes, and then...
Oh.
You just, you don't remember.
Do you go that way?
I think it was that way.
Oh yeah, it's this way.
This one?
Oh, next.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so a year ago.
So you talk to her, oh!
Archie, do you, are you on your pension insurance?
I have no insurance.
Yes, I, I also have no insurance, and then I, I'm going on it for next year,
and I don't want to.
Oh, you don't want to?
It's expensive, but apparently we should.
Yeah, because I broke my pinky.
What?
A couple months ago, I broke my pinky and it's like a little bit, if you see.
Okay, so it's not that bad.
Yeah, it's not that bad, but yeah, but I didn't know how to fix it because I didn't have
insurance.
So you just kept it like that?
Yeah.
And you did it yourself?
Yeah, I kind of like put like a fake split and then it kind of halfway healed, but
it's a little bit bad, but it's okay.
Did you watch it on YouTube?
Yeah.
I'm TikTok.
I'm gonna TikTok on YouTube.
What's it do when you break your pinky?
Tape top doctor. Yeah, and then I just take my fingers together. Ain't no way
Yeah, wow, okay, so you taped it. Yeah, you know not the smartest
But you know it healed now it doesn't have a hundred percent mobility, but it works
What was your worst injury? Oh, I got a
I was on a mechanical bowl and it was like on this highest speed possible
I fly off and my chin like hits like maybe like that. It's like our sharp part of the bowl
And then it like was bleeding and then I got stitches and I paid all out of pocket for it
So that I was like
Because the I did have insurance was like $50 a month. Mm-hmm. So it didn't cover anything
So I just had to pay out of out of cut out of pocket anyway, but that was I remember I see now
Oh my god ever since that I like I'm really scared of getting hurt
Actually, yeah, I don't like getting hurt because there was so much what how much was it was like 3k for stitches
I was like, yeah, I'll just pay out of pocket, unfortunate, but yeah, now I'm a pussy.
Now I'm like, if I like get any sort of hurt, I don't want to go back to the hospital again.
They're just annoying.
Yeah, I hate going to the hospital.
It kind of makes me sad.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, but you, you're able to come up with some ways to go about it.
The TikTok remedies.
Yeah, the TikTok remedies.
Oh, what's up?
I'm skating my teeth right through my lip.
You can kind of feel like a...
Oh, wait, wait, really?
Oh, right there!
Teeth went through your lip. Yeah, so I fell on my face
I'm lucky that my teeth didn't break but yeah
I fell on my face and then my teeth went straight through my lip and then I had to pull it out
But what does that mean like which teeth the top or bottom the bottom ones the bottom went through the lip
Yeah, so we're like boom and then they went through yeah
And then how to pull up my teeth for my lip and then like I never got stiches
I just kind of bandaged it up. So like that's why the scars are noticeable. Oh
Oh, I got too bad.
But that was when I was like 12 years old, so it was a very long time ago.
Wow! Oh, you didn't do anything for that either.
No, I didn't do anything because I was always scared of the doctors and I have a fear of needles too.
Really?
Yeah, so I remember I get my beard drawn and I kind of like almost passed out.
What?
Yeah, but so does my dad, so I think it's hereditary.
Oh, hereditary! Like the movie.
I was like, man, that's cool.
Yeah.
I didn't know that that's actually interesting maybe like you saw your dad being afraid and then
Him always talking about it
Yes
My stutter comes from my dad. Oh, what you're seeing. Yes hereditary
Why I don't know why I'm stinky. I don't think my parents are really bad. Oh my mom's kind of disorganized
but not as bad as me.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
You're just gonna amplify?
Yeah.
I'm just lazy.
Okay, so quiz.
Let's say you're done streaming and then what do you do clothes-wise?
With my clothes?
Yes.
So let's say you're about to go to bed.
What do you do?
Most of the time I just sleep in my clothes.
The day of.
The clothes you wore that day.
Yeah.
I do that too sometimes.
I'm really tired.
I just sleep with them all.
Yes.
You just hop right into bed with them.
Mm-hmm.
That's fine.
Because I can't sleep with socks.
Okay, that's fair.
Yes, yes.
I have my jeans on and my jacket on.
But just no socks.
I don't know, socks feel weird.
You're sleeping in your bed with jeans?
Yeah, and then also if I'm in, no, on the airplane, I can never fly with socks on.
So I always say on my socks.
What?
You have your dogs out?
Yeah.
Just on the plane?
Yeah, because I don't know.
I think it's like my circulation.
I don't have good feet circulation.
So I always have to like, like, move them on a plane.
Okay.
But other than that, yeah, I'll just grab my clothes.
If I take them off and then I just throw them in my closet and then...
Oh, really?
I'll do laundry maybe once every three months?
Wait, wait, how?
I can't tell if you're kidding or if you're like...
I'm not trolling.
Maybe you're like trying to be relatable to me.
No, I'm not.
I'll have Sebi do my laundry.
I ask him and then I pay him.
What?
Once every three months?
I think I've done my laundry maybe once this year.
Once this whole year, I promise.
Ah, people's music to my ears!
This is amazing!
Yeah, I know.
I'm literally twins. I'm super lazy. It's actually terrible
You're always streaming you're always grinding no time for yes you are too so like
And also I live with like 10 people so like everyone's always trying to wash their clothes
Okay, I don't want to wash my clothes and then someone takes out my clothes and
It's like soggy
I do it
It makes sense. Oh my god. Okay. Wait, so my my belief is like let's say you have a shirt, right?
Uh-huh. And then there's no stains on it. That means you don't have to wash it.
Ooh. Am I right? Because I only wash clothes that have stains on them.
No, that's a hundred percent valid.
I would never wash my clothes that don't have stains.
Exactly. And my jeans, I never wash my jeans.
I've never washed them. I'm not even joking. I've never washed my jeans.
It's so funny. Yeah, it's like it's dreams like the type of material it is. It's totally fine. Yeah, and you could
The worst off spray cologne
Cover it. Yes. Yeah, I don't have body
Yeah, so we don't have to worry. I don't have to watch I don't have the ABCC 11. So it's fine
Okay. Yeah. Oh my god. Okay. I feel so seen
I mean the first person that is like tea to tea like exactly the same hiding have whatever people come at you
I'll always be there to defend
Okay, let me see what other like hygiene things there are my little like friends
I feel so like I don't know a lot of people in chat too. They just don't want to like
They're just scared to step forward and come out, but you could see here chat. There's two of us. Yes
You can join us if you're like that. Don't worry like there there are people like that. That's us and you
Okay, they keep saying that you're lying. No, I'm not you can ask my chat. Really?
Am I lying?
Do you also wear underwear for three days straight?
I've got this pair of underwear
Since I first came to Austin like four days ago
Okay, that's totally fine.
But I haven't been sweating or anything.
As long as it doesn't smell,
you can keep it on.
I'll say, I keep the same underarm
between every shower I do a new underarm.
The shower isn't every day.
I haven't been able to shower
because I've been flying so much, you know?
Flying takes a lot of time.
Yeah, so I haven't showered,
so I haven't showered the underwear.
Thank you.
This is amazing.
I love it.
Is this between us?
Yeah, it's between us.
No, but, no.
We are the exact same.
exact same like it's normal it's normal guys I'm so I like it's so it's so it
took good to be true that you gave what you're saying they're saying both nasty
stop the guy you think you know what this is so fine I can't always shame
me for being nasty but I'm not even not you're normal because I'm also the same
way you're not stinky though because we have the gene
They just don't comprehend that they don't have the dream.
Two chuds.
Thank you.
We're a chud.
No guys, it's...
Ask the script.
If Bonnie isn't watching this, if she cancels the collab tomorrow, then there's a conversation.
It'll be fine.
Okay.
Does Bonnie know about it?
No, I've never talked Bonnie any.
Okay.
I'm sure she would, um, like...
Emily failed to mention she doesn't have a roommate.
Emily yes, you want to see if you can find a parking spot over there and park like nearby
Actually bring the whole box anyway keep going or do you want to just get food? I like food, too
We can do a lap around. Oh, and then we see it there somewhere. Yes, okay, and then if we don't
Have that
We get
Let's go and then maybe if we have time we can go to 6th Street. Oh, okay
Rock-paper-scissors who drives? Yes. Well, right now. Yeah, okay
Okay, do it
Rock-paper-scissors shoot
Rock-paper-scissors shoot Rock-paper-scissors shoot
Okay
I'll drive later. Okay after after dinner
Okay, great.
A question for you, Arky!
Yes?
How often do you change your bed sheets?
I've changed them two times in the past year.
That's not bad.
Pretty good.
That's actually not bad.
But I make sure, like, I don't sweat when I sleep.
Me neither!
You keep it cool.
Yes.
Okay, good, good, good.
The two times I washed them, it was when they threw roaches in my room.
Oh yeah, you got it.
I forgot the other one. I think it's got really dirty.
There it goes! Thank you, dear little nasty twin!
I'm so happy! I'm so happy. I feel so seen.
Yes, love you.
Thank you, Orky, for making me feel like I'm crazy.
No, thank you. You're making me feel seen.
Like, my chat always do is call me like dirty.
Yeah.
How do you feel inside that?
Okay.
I think yours might be better. Might as well lag you right now.
Oh really? Yeah.
It's a little bit, I bet, a dirty duo.
They're good? Okay.
You can change to that one.
Okay. All right, here we go.
What happened? The door's open?
Are they do you feel weird like like sharing your hygiene habits or it's a
kind of like this is me you should like this is the real me yeah it's like me
I'm very open you know like share everything with my channel yeah so like
they know everything about me so you know we have to share all of our flaws
yeah that's because that's makes it real yes and like I said the people that
I get it, but I feel so alone, you know?
And it's completely, like, there's no way
people just have a clean room all the time.
I don't believe it.
Please, I'm not crazy.
Yeah.
Can you imagine?
Like, if you spend all your time cleaning your room,
like, I feel like that's too boring.
Like, you know, like you could have fun
instead of cleaning, you know?
Clock it.
It's too boring.
Yes.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Love that.
When I'm in the mood to clean, I'll clean.
You know, I'll put some music on, but.
Yeah, clean on time. It's okay to be open but you need to improve too.
Yeah, eventually we'll improve. Wait Emily, do you ever want kids one day?
Yes, I do.
Are you going to make them be super clean?
Yes, they can clean for me.
Oh, you have to be clean for you.
Oh my God, they can be my little maids.
I'm just so excited.
So when they're like maybe like zero to five, I'll clean after them.
But then after that they gotta
I'll teach them the chores be like oh my god, is that why? Like kids have chores so that some parents don't do it
Whoa. Yeah, yeah, so like
Is she good? I like that shrug
I'm just gonna make the kids start cleaning dishes
Yeah, it's good and then they'll build good habits
Oh, yeah, great. I do want kids. What about you?
Yeah, I do. I want a big family
Oh, wow, how many?
I like six maybe seven kids like actually
That's a lot
Yeah
That's a lot
I don't like a ranch. I don't like a ranch in the middle of nowhere like six seven kids
Have them play sports one of the play instrument
What are they maybe a streamer another one?
Business man or woman and then another one be like a actor. They're all gonna want to be streamers
Okay, I think so. Are you gonna are you cool with your kids try to be streamers?
I think so but that'd be so weird to think about I
Feel okay with it. Yeah, you know, I'm a streamer, but it'd be so weird
How how how people in chat are watching like your kids, you know
That's gonna be funny segments for them, but it's gonna be embarrassing. No, they're gonna react. They're gonna react to all your clips
everyone
Oh my god. No, no, they cannot be free. I'm gonna pretend like I'm the doctor
I don't pretend like I'm not a streamer. Okay. Okay. Wait, how old do your kids be to be able to use a phone?
Oh, that's a hard one, because you know, this day and age, everyone's on their phones.
True.
Well, the kids are iPad kids now.
Just scroll it.
And like, I wouldn't think that I would do that, but I probably will, because I'm lazy.
So I probably will gift them iPads.
Okay.
But I want to!
I know!
So your kids are going to be iPad kids.
They will!
They will!
I just want to...
You know, they're going to be crying or just giving them an iPad.
Oh.
Like, I don't know.
It's gonna be kind of interesting to see how old were you when you had your first phone?
I was 7th grade. How about you?
I was, I think I was in 8th grade when I had my first phone.
12, 13?
13, I think. Yeah, it was a flip phone.
But these kids, these days the kids had, they didn't have like 8.
It's crazy.
Or like the younger.
They just went around saying 6, 7.
They were all obsessed.
When you were just 6th class, was it all 6, 7 jokes?
Yeah, a lot of people were saying 6, 7.
People were just like running around like so many like it's crazy.
I know.
It's a new age.
It's wild.
They have a brain rot.
But when I have a mom, I want to be the cool mom.
I want to like...
Oh, so you're going to be 6, 7 years old and daddy?
Yeah.
Aw.
Does that make you cool?
Right, but what do you think about doing a cool dad?
Yeah, I would be the cool dad.
So like, I see it going two ways.
It's either I become the cool dad, you know, he's hip and stuff, or I become the cool uncle.
And I just stay single.
Aw, no, you don't.
I'm down for that, too.
You can't just say you want a really big family.
Yeah, but I don't know
You're so young Marky, you got time
Yeah, you got time
I'm like, I'm old
I'm 27
You're older than me
Yeah, but I'm a girl, so I have eggs
And I might have to start freezing my eggs
I don't know yet
I'm 30, I might start freezing my eggs
I'm getting old
How many kids do you want?
See, I want one because I'm only 12
I'm not gonna tell
Oh, really? Why?
No, you can just tell.
Really? I have only child syndrome?
Yeah, definitely only child syndrome for sure.
Oh, I know that obvious from my award show a few days ago.
So I want only child. I want one child.
I might be only child, but then my parents are like, you need at least three.
So we'll have to see what happens.
Yeah, my dad's like, yeah, at least two or three.
We're gonna mess up only having one of you
Yeah, yeah, I have just my
Younger brother and then I have a lot of half siblings
I have two older sisters that are like 40 that are my half sisters and then I have a baby younger brother as well
Big family
Can't tell me like honestly like our friendship. Are you and you the brother?
Me and you are half brothers.
That's real?
Yeah, half brothers.
We're not, we're not full brothers.
Okay, so you're actually half brothers.
Yes.
Cause I always tell people like, oh yeah, Arki and Yugi are brothers, and people are like, ha ha ha!
And then you fell for their trap!
And I'm like, what?!
And I'm like, no, but you wouldn't lie to me!
No, I wouldn't!
You keep saying, lie, Cap!
No, we're half!
And I'm like, why? He's creamy.
No!
You know creamy?
I've never heard of that
It's like Indiana Sling which means life
Indiana Sling?
Yeah
I'm on our friendship
Okay, I f***
Mike!
No, we're not
Let me tell you, can we tell you off stream?
I don't, I still don't know the truth
Okay, okay, okay
You just tell me off stream
Okay, you'll have to let me know
I don't know, I'm like so gullible
Oh my God, there's so many people
I know, it's scary
No, it got packed
Yes, it's like, it's just a Tuesday afternoon.
Wait, is it Tuesday or Monday?
Monday.
Monday!
That's busy for Monday, it's because everyone's gonna be the last minute Christmas shopping.
Yes!
A lot of foot traffic.
Oh my God, there's people with Santa suit, bring me there like us.
Wait, actually?
Oh, with little hats.
Pest it.
Wait, what's your favorite holiday?
Halloween!
What about you?
Ooh, low key.
Halloween or 4th of July?
I don't like the fireworks.
I've never heard someone say 4th of July.
No!
I'm like, Fojo is amazing because it's patriotic.
Yeah, I just like poppin' fireworks and stuff.
I just went around throwing stuff up.
It's fun.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it is scary.
He's a, that is a wild pig.
What about, what about, is Halloween just scary?
Halloween is like second.
It's just because when I was younger,
I would always dress up, but then I stopped dressing up.
But now that I dressed up again, it's fun.
Yes, I reckon I'm trick-or-treating.
You've been trick-or-treating?
I didn't go, I didn't go this year,
I went the past 26 years. Oh my god. How has it been? That's great. You get free candy and then no one questions me
So it's awesome. No one question. Yeah, they're also nice. They're giving free candy. They're not like how are you?
They're like so sweet about it.
I was Robin from Nico Robin. Oh, I love One Piece. That's one of my favorite shows. Yeah, I haven't gone that far.
I'm trying to find somewhere to park their response, but it's stimulating so park in there yes
It's a lot of people. What is the closer? Yeah, yeah free candy. I lost my streak family
What about your birthday? How do you feel about your birthday? My birthday is on November 1st. Happy like birthday
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, so you just heard 26 25 25
Yeah, I like birthdays
It was my first time having like a birthday party in a long time with all my friends
I think my last one was when I was like 15
So it was my first one
Oh, the clearance we can't make it
Oh, jeez
Oh no, oh yeah, I'm on the left over here
Okay, perfect
Wait, can we? Oh, here
Nice
So it was like an OSDS party?
Yeah, it was like an OSDS party and stuff
I have a question for you, a juicy one
Juicy one. Oh, okay. Ask me. I'm an open book
Your favorite person in OSC. We're closest to you can't say you
Your next closest friend in OSC my next closest. It was the one who they actually were the one that got me into streaming
Wow. Yeah, it was not
No, I'm super close to noz. Yeah, I love him. Noz is great. Okay
Yeah, no, no one that told me to start streaming. He was like, yeah, just try it out. I was like, sure
Aw.
That was awesome.
Yeah, and the rest was history.
Cute!
You hear that.
Uh-oh.
Okay.
Yeah, but that's nice.
Dude, you're wrong.
That was a nice answer.
Who?
Who are?
Oh.
GC questions.
No, but I'll do it a little easier.
Who are the three of your best friends in streaming?
Oh!
That's so nice!
Yeah.
Hmm.
What?
Mrs. Carterway.
My three closest friends in streaming?
I'm her.
Oh my God, it's hard to pick three.
three. I don't want to be good friend. Okay. Oh my god. I don't know. No, you got to answer.
Maybe that's just part of it. We'll we'll risk it. Yeah, we'll take it. Okay, three
closest friends. Uh oh. I'll go by the people that I talked to the most probably.
Okay, right now at this moment. Yeah, I talked to the most I I like
Everyone a lot obviously, but I think the most topic to is Maya
Mr.. Arthur I talked to a lot. Okay, and then
Last much hard because I talked to them. This one's like it's like I like five people. No, it can't be tied
Can't be tied
Okay, well, okay, there's a lot of people. Maybe, um, I'm not saying any.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
But there's a lot of time.
They're so sweet.
Oh, okay.
I like them all so much.
I want everyone that came to the board show, they're still like,
aren't they okay?
Yes, look, everybody's so fun.
It was so touching.
Thank you for the invite.
I do want to go out.
We're here, listen, are you ready?
Yeah, wait, oh, do we have to do it again?
Yeah, I'll bring the whole box and put it on the side.
We will try again.
Hey, there's someone, we can do the drawing one.
Do you wanna draw someone blind?
Yeah, let's do that.
And then you gotta convince them that it's them.
Okay, but we have our sunglasses.
Sunglasses.
Okay, and we tell them that it's blind.
You tell them you're blind, like,
oh yeah, I'm a blind artist, I go off a little.
Oh, but you have sunglasses on the whole time?
Yeah, so you're gonna have no idea what they look like.
Okay, sounds good.
Only thing, it's gonna be hard to get someone to draw
if you can't see them.
You're gonna be talking to yourself.
You're gonna be like, hello, hello, hello.
Okay, we'll try it.
Yeah, we'll see it.
It'll be fun.
Oh, maybe you can see them,
but then when you start drawing,
you put on the glasses.
So you get one last thing.
Okay, that's better.
Yeah, I feel that's better.
That might be better.
Sunglasses at night.
Yep, at night, nothing too crazy.
Let's go.
Thank you for getting the whole set up and stuff this is so cool off on the
keys? Okay. Okay.
What do you mean?
Well, it's already bringing the whole box? Yeah, I'm gonna have it covered.
No, it's fine. Okay. You have the airpod, right?
Yes, I got them both. Okay, cool. Okay, let's go.
Cinematic camera, we're back! My chat is about
I'm used to this high quality, it's amazing.
Okay.
It's good?
Yes.
Nice.
Okay, which way did we go?
Oh yeah, this way?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh yeah, cause it's super zoomed in.
Wow, 4K.
Yeah, usually I have everything in 720p.
Do you use 3K DSLR?
Oh, as my webcam?
Oh no, it's not 5IRO.
I go back and forth, it depends.
Like I was in Lake Tahoe, which is like, was like a snowmallon.
And then when I was snowboarding, I was on the phone.
Wow.
But then when I was running around the house,
I was on the camera until I got really late
where Semmy got tired.
And then I'll go selfie.
Nice.
But like, yeah, for most things, I'm on the big camera.
But sometimes I'll go on phone.
I think it was.
Oh, that way.
Thanks.
Perfect.
Yeah.
But most of the time.
Sammy, do you ever want to stream?
Um, not yet.
Not yet.
In the future.
Me with streaming, I'm just going to disappear from the internet one day.
That's what I'm going to do.
Really?
Yeah.
And how many years you think?
One day, hopefully, I want to go for a winning streamer of the year.
And then probably shortly after that, I'm going to disappear.
Wow!
I love that idea!
And then, you know, Sammy can take the torch as my brother.
That's so cute.
I love that.
You guys are doing great.
I'll see you when you're nominated for two awards.
Yeah.
Pretty cool.
That's very awesome.
But I'm just like a crybaby.
Why?
What do you mean?
I don't know.
I'm just kind of soft.
Aw, that's OK.
I'm not a softy.
It's, oh, oh my god, I saw one at the Shimmer Awards.
You were crying.
And it was like, oh, Archie.
I'm just very soft.
It was good.
It means you're one with your emotions, you know?
Yeah.
It's you're down to earth.
That's nice.
When I first started Shimmer, I was like, I was like,
I'm never going to cry online.
But then it happened, and then now...
You can't hide it.
Yeah, I can't hide it.
Just keep letting the tears flow.
No problem.
Wait, do you have any pets?
Nope, I think they would die.
I really don't have any pets.
What about you?
We have a pet, um, uh, gerbil.
Okay.
And then yeah, she's good.
Because gerbils kind of take care of themselves.
Gerbil? What's the gerbil's name?
Uh, torta.
Is it a torta?
Because she's a little chubby and stuff.
And she's cute.
Oh, cute.
I thought that's a good name.
I love the name Torta.
And then we had a fish, but the fish jumped out the tank
and killed himself.
He did not.
Yeah, he did.
He just felt like it's over.
Yeah.
Oh, which hunts him?
And then, yeah, we didn't find him for like two weeks,
but then he started rotting.
So then we were able to smell him.
No.
And what was the fishy's name?
I think I forgot his name.
I kind of forgot him.
He was only he was only with us for like a week. Oh, okay. Well, it seems to be a short week
Short lived
We're out of the pool thing. Yeah, or guy for fish. That's all right
Do we go to the same spot? Well, we could or we could go on the same spot, but on the left side
I like that. Yeah, I was like, we should make a spot. Oh, no, but there is a lot of good trap
Yeah, there is a lot of good people over here. Yes
Yes.
Let's see.
Well, you're doing great.
Is it too heavy?
No, no, no.
I got it.
Thanks.
I used to work out a lot until I became a streamer and now I never work out.
Oh, that's okay.
I know.
I don't either.
I used to do a gat thing.
What's a gat thing?
It's like 30 days of gat.
So I was, like, throwing my butt and went to the gym.
Did it work?
Yeah, my butt was big.
Wow.
I know what I'm saying.
I mean, I saw a few gats, W gats in my cat and I was, like, wait.
Wait, okay. I had a butt and then you're doing a hip thrust. Yes. I love lunches. Yes, and the good girl bad girl one
No, I got some gas and then that was like a year ago
Wait, that was like two years ago. Yeah, and so now my bus back to being a nyat. Yeah me I
Used to always work out legs, but then my butt was getting big so then I stopped working out legs
Now if I work out, I never do a big butt. I don't feel I don't think girls like big butts on guys
Oh no, no, that's nice. Oh, they do. Yeah, I think like any plump butt is fine. Oh, okay, right? Yeah
Isn't it good to to work out legs so you don't have chicken legs, but I mean you just wear pants
That's true. If I chicken legs, then I'm not bad. Yeah, it's not that bad
But I feel like it's good to have a get as well. True
Sort of no. Yeah, I'm gonna start doing legs every now and then. Okay. We can go
No.
We're on that side, yeah.
Yeah, let's go this side.
Okay.
Let's do it.
All righty.
So many people.
It's getting later.
We have our magic kit.
Oh, yeah.
You can do magic.
That will be good for you.
You think so?
I want to learn a few new tricks.
No.
The trick you showed me, that was good.
All right.
Have you ever felt that magic trick in front of someone?
Have I failed it?
Yeah.
I don't know if you saw it.
I failed the one at the word show.
Yesterday?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yesterday? Oh yeah, that's what I thought, but I was kind of far away.
I was like, oh my god, I messed up, I was so drunk.
I had too many, too many lemon drop shots.
Okay, maybe like this side. Yeah.
Wow, look how beautiful it is.
It's so nice.
Look at all these holiday spirits.
Very nice, very pretty.
Everyone here is so pretty.
Nice photos.
Looks beautiful, you look beautiful.
Okay, we'll like set up shop here like right here. Yeah, okay
Oh, there there might be more, huh
Yeah, why are they all over there? Yeah, I think it's the tree the trees that is the is the popular part
Yeah, people love the tree. Can I look at this magic tricks of this magic? Yeah, let's open it up
Let's see what it contains to this thing. Oh, yeah, well auto. Can you switch to the phone?
Right, there's a bunch of stuff
One second
Okay, I wait we gotta
See the new tricks. Okay, right? Okay?
lights oh
Wow
How would he try where wearing it? Oh, I don't know what's my head. It might fit. Oh
This looks pretty fast bear looking good. Thank you. Oh, the magic wand, okay
What is this?
Huh?
There has to be one with like...
Like an easy trip?
Yeah.
Pull out.
Oh!
Oh, this one is like, it's like a...
Like, hold this real quick.
Yeah.
So, you go like...
Oops.
Okay.
Wait.
Okay, watch this, Archie.
Okay, I'm watching.
Ah-ha-ha.
You see it?
Okay.
Boom.
Isn't that awesome?
That's it?
Well, okay, so go.
It looks like an ordinary lie, doesn't it?
It looks like an ordinary step.
Oh.
All in reality.
Boom.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
boom it's not nice yeah okay okay yeah they might have something else oh my god
right we are there's a crowd I think they want you to do a trick later yeah
They are so excited!
They are like...
I can't remember that I'm having a trip!
Let's see...
Oh, golden dappletrain! Thank you!
Oh, Merry Christmas!
I don't believe it.
Okay, what's that one?
Oh, it's one where you make the fog disappear.
I don't know how to do it.
Hmm...
They surely have like some instructions or something.
Oh, okay.
Oh, they got it!
Oh my god, he's gonna dance!
Oh, um, can you do a dance for my cat?
Oh, a dance? Yeah.
Okay, so, um, have you heard this teaching song before?
Nice! That was the same tension belt.
Yes, yes. That's the... it's like a two team trick.
Nice, okay.
That was great.
They got it.
Okay, perfect.
Um...
I don't know what tricks these are so many.
I know.
Okay.
They might just have to wear the hat and call it a... and say like, yeah, this
is good.
Hey, what do we do with this?
Oopsie.
Uh oh.
Okay.
okay so one to flower it has to be good wait one to flower flower pot prop stick
uh that was too hard um let's see
oh this easy one okay you ready look look look yes you drop something okay okay i'm not that good
But you go like this and be like, I can make the ball disappear.
Yeah.
What do you do?
You drop it in here?
Yeah.
Yeah, I gotta be quicker.
Oh, I'm not a good magician.
You're doing great, Arky.
Boomer and be like, it's gone.
Wow!
Wait, let me see your hands.
It's gone.
That was good.
It's gone.
Okay, and then?
Then, and then, and then, and then we bring it back.
Wow! Where is the artist?
It's back!
Wow! That was good!
Okay, I think you can do that one to someone.
Look, they want to see...
You first?
Um...
Yeah, but maybe do that trick.
Okay, can I show you guys the magic trick?
Yeah.
Oh!
I'll meet you guys!
Let's do some magic.
Hello!
Hi guys! Welcome!
You got this, Arky!
Yeah, I've been making magic for three years.
I got blessed by a wizard.
Yes!
Let me show you the first trick.
Oh my God!
Look at the crowd!
I'm going to make this ball disappear.
If it's a real ball, you can touch it.
Then the fold, no, part.
Okay?
Nice.
Now, you shall make the ball disappear.
You see?
It's just a normal, a normal pouch.
It goes in there.
Then a little bit of wazam.
Where's my wand you want to use the magic wand?
Che Lombardium Leviosa
Oh, you want to try it too?
Let's see the ball is it fall
Wow
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
But then it does reappear.
But then, is it really in there?
Because look.
Oh.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm not the real magician.
The real magician is right here.
Oh, me. Oh.
It's Emily. It's the magician.
Oh, thank you.
Emily, show them a trick.
Hi guys.
I'm here!
Let's be here! What's for a cup?
Okay, no gas.
Sorry, one more drink. I don't mean to bother. Sorry, sorry.
Okay, so these are going to be different colors.
And I want you to...
Okay, ready?
Oh, who wants to be my volunteer?
Oh, I have a lot of things.
Okay, so, tell me what to stop.
Okay, so memorize one of these colors.
Memorize color one for two.
Now, memorize one for one, one for two.
Okay, so one is for color.
This is for color.
Okay.
I'm going to put this in the middle of the deck, alright?
And then I'm going to shuffle a little bit.
Ooh, where's the color?
And then tell me when the stops go, okay?
Go like this, like this.
And then...
Is that your color?
Yeah.
Ah!
You like it?
Whoa, nice!
I found it!
What'd you think?
That was really cute.
You liked it, thank you guys.
Okay, well that's our magic show, unfortunately.
That's all we have.
Thank you for watching.
Thank you.
Wait, Amy, how do I start by shaking?
Yeah, sorry, I seem a little broke sometimes.
Great job, Riki.
Okay, no, you were better than me with magic.
Yeah, well, that's the only trick I know.
Oh, they caught my magic.
They're like, I see it right there.
I see it.
One trick.
Okay, well, where should we...
oh my god let's go back let's go back over there we'll bring the box over there
okay
no that was actually embarrassing no no that was really good Arty
very good well everyone's so nice here no yeah okay this is okay
do i keep this pretty fazbear hat on i kind of like it yeah it's a nice hat thank you
looks good right uh-huh great
The kids saw the ball immediately.
They're like, hey!
The dog is so cute!
I love the dog!
The dog is so cute!
I love dogs.
Do you like dogs or cats, Markey?
I've only had dogs growing up.
Same.
But I would get a cat because I heard they could take care of themselves a little better.
Yes, especially for street or life, it's definitely better to have the cat.
Oh my god, there's a lot of people here.
Good, good.
Okay, okay, we can, we'll totally find someone to blind draw.
Draw the blind drawing?
Yeah.
Okay, let's set up.
Okay, I'll do it.
Good idea.
Yeah.
There's a little drawing.
We're going to love it.
Okay.
Here we go.
Blind draw.
There's a canvas.
Wow, you even have canvases.
Yeah.
You even have canvases.
Arcade prepared.
Oh my god, this is amazing.
Okay, and then what do you use to...
We have color pencils.
Color pencil, okay.
All right, so you're gonna go up to someone.
Take a look at that.
And as soon as they say that you can draw them,
you have to put these glasses on.
Okay, put these glasses on.
Make sure that you're blind.
Okay, I'll do a blind drawing.
Yeah, okay.
Okay.
Wait, oh, they can help you draw.
Like, my talent? Wow, this is very blind.
Yeah, I'm telling you, too.
Okay, I like that.
Okay.
Let's go to Semi's Cam.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, it's the Semi's Cam model, and then I'll be on this one.
We have teamwork.
Okay.
Wait!
Wait, I'll read the air.
Wait, uh, I have a trick to show you.
Oh, yeah, show me.
But, uh, we'll do it this way.
Okay.
Watch this.
Okay, so I wish I had some sunglasses right now.
Okay.
Hey, no way!
Where did they go?
Is that like good?
Is that good?
One more time, one more time.
I wish I had some sunglasses right now.
Okay, that one was better.
That one was better.
Was that better?
Yeah.
Can you tell?
Okay.
Wasn't that good?
Hey, Emily?
Yeah?
Okay.
Here's your air pod.
Thank you.
Okay.
Hey Emily.
Yeah?
Here's your air pod.
Thank you.
And then it should be connected to your phone already.
Just check it.
Yes, it's great.
And then?
Can I call you?
Yeah.
Oh my god, I feel the cheer, the holiday cheer.
So many people here.
I'm sweating all night.
Yeah, me too.
This is getting nerve wracking.
I'm going to open up my jacket a little bit.
Can I call you?
Perfect.
They're playing more Mariah Carey.
Ah.
OK.
Come back.
Come on.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
a lot for Christmas.
OK, wait, what is this overlay?
You have a thumbs down.
Wait, Ferrell?
Oh, because I failed one.
I failed one.
It was the one where you-
The tip dance?
Yeah, the dance.
I couldn't do it.
So yeah, you're beating me right now.
Wait, that's so cool.
Hi, Cat.
It does look beautiful.
Hello.
Are you guys ready?
Okay, looks good.
So I'm gonna try to get a person to draw them.
You have to convince someone that you draw them
and that it's them, but you're gonna be blind
when you start drawing them.
But you probably have to draw fast, maybe two minutes.
So you're gonna be like, oh yeah,
can I draw you in two minutes?
I'm like a speed drawer.
But I'm blind and then you put on the glasses.
And then you tell me you might need to draw.
Yeah, and then I'll be telling you,
kinda like helping you to help you draw best.
Or the glasses.
Oh here.
Right there.
Ready?
Okay, here we go. Okay, Emily. Yep. Oh, there's so many lovely people here. You can choose
any. Oh wait, can you? Oh, one, one, one, one. Switch. Switch, switch, switch. Yeah, switch.
So you take this earbud and then I think I have that one.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Cool.
Oh, sorry.
Okay.
You can do...
A lot of beautiful earthlings here.
No, you got it.
Don't worry.
I just looked for anyone, Archie.
You can draw.
Probably.
Why'd you look around for anyone?
What happened?
Wait.
Can you hear me?
Oh.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Hey, can you hear me?
Hello, hello?
Does it work?
Wait, I'm confused.
Oh, I can hear you.
No.
We might need...
Wait, maybe it's the wrong one.
Wait, what about now?
Hello, hello?
I can hear you now.
OK, yeah, it was the wrong air pod.
There we go.
Chad, let me choose.
OK.
I'll pick anyone.
You can choose the kid with this green stripe
shirt right there.
The kid?
OK, OK, we could do...
Hi!
Yes, nice to meet you! Hi guys!
I love you so much!
Hi, you're sweet!
Ah, yes! Nice to meet you guys!
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
Hello, hello, hello!
Great to meet you guys!
Hello, hello, hello!
Yes, great to meet you!
I'm really just watching you!
All the way for real, thank you!
Thank you!
I'm like, you guys are so cute!
Oh, nice, Dan.
Photo?
Yeah, let's do it.
Happy holidays.
Yes.
Happy holidays.
Oh, your streams are over there.
Aw, I can't.
Thank you.
Yeah, it's very Christmas.
OK.
OK, I've got to get this.
OK, Emily, you could ask, can I look it around?
Someone who's just killing me.
Yeah, yeah.
Someone who's already sitting down maybe.
That might be the best.
You can sit next to them and then you can draw.
Let's ask.
There is someone that look at everybody,
a lot of guys out here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go for it.
You got it.
I'm scared.
No, no, you got it.
You got it.
I believe in you.
When all we can do like this,
I can like introduce you to them
And you can already be blind.
If you want to do that.
I can look at them right.
Yeah.
Do you want to do it that way?
I can be like, oh, like, hello.
My friend is an upcoming artist who's blind.
I was wondering if they can draw you real quick.
Wait, is it bad if I pretend like I'm blind?
No, I don't think that's bad.
Is that bad?
Or you can choose someone, and then you just put
them in the glasses.
And then they don't know you're blind.
OK.
You know?
Yeah.
Okay, okay, I'll do that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you just put the glasses on
and then you can pretend you're all right.
You'll just be blind, but nobody will know.
Yeah.
I think someone sitting down would be bad.
So maybe,
okay, yeah, because you...
Okay, maybe you just go to sit,
can this person, can she draw you?
And I'll say anything.
I start drawing.
Yeah!
Okay.
Someone's sitting down.
Let's do...
Wait Emily!
Yeah?
Oh, this way, this way.
Okay.
Can't see anything.
You want to draw a couple?
Sure!
Okay.
This way, this way, this way.
Hello.
My friend is an artist, but they're very shy
and they're wondering if they could draw you.
Just for like, you know,
just like a Christmas portrait.
Yeah? Okay Emily? Yeah. She's not here. My name is Emily. She's an upcoming artist.
She loves you.
I love you.
I'm just making it good, okay?
Making it good.
Yeah. No, she's a great artist. I promise.
Thank you for having me here.
Yeah. Oh, sorry. Yeah, right there.
Oh, so cute.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, do your thing. Don't be scared. Don't be nervous.
Okay?
Yes.
Best of luck.
Okay.
Thank you for letting me draw you.
Come on, come on, come on.
Well, okay, Emily.
How do you call the names, yes?
There are a couple sitting down.
They have a...
Okay, I'll just give you a few.
Yeah?
Okay, they're sitting down on a bench together.
Okay.
They're sitting down on a bench together.
They...
The wife has curly hair.
The wife has a fly.
Don't do a fly.
You're doing amazing.
The wife has curly hair and then the man is bald and then the man is wearing a hoodie
and then the lady has a purse and then and then they're both smiling.
Oh my God. They're smiling! Thank you for your lovely smiles. You look amazing.
And then the guy has black shoes, and then the lady has gray shoes.
Okay, love it.
Love it.
You guys look so good.
Okay.
And they're on the same height.
Okay.
Okay.
Let me get a little bit of the background as well.
We have the beautiful lights here.
Oh yes, yes, yes.
There's a tree with lights on it.
The tree.
you
you
you
you
you
Thank you.
Okay, let's see.
Wow, it looks very cool!
I'm gonna find someone that's sitting down as well.
This way?
I might have you...
Send me a mind to get closer to the picture of the bike.
Okay.
Yeah, send me. You may need to come closer.
Chad, tell him to come closer.
Okay.
Oh, they're taking pictures.
Okay, let's do this um this lovely
Thank you again
Okay, we go this way
Okay, uh, I want one over here.
Maybe, maybe, oh, maybe this guy.
Okay, yeah.
Okay, you ask.
Hello, Sire!
Alright, do you have a time?
My friend's an aspiring artist,
and we were wondering if he could draw you for free.
Yes.
It'll be like one minute.
Oh, well, we'll just throw it away after all that.
Oh, you can keep it after.
Yeah, you can.
Thank you for you for the holidays.
Oh, amazing!
Thank you so much, sir.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
How's your day, by the way?
Holiday's going good?
Yes.
Great outfit.
He's bold. He has black beard.
He's not smiling, but that's okay.
He's really...
Oh, that's fine.
and he has a great cody on.
Oh, and then he has a daughter or so.
Oh, but maybe not the daughter.
So he's bald and he's eating some gum.
He has some leggings on, leggings,
and then black shoes.
And then he has his phone as well.
Yeah, it's just like a better artist
and I feel like me going up to people
and giving them a nice drawing would be a great way.
But I'm still, you know,
I've been doing it for like around a year now,
but I'm okay, but I'm really thankful
that you let me draw you.
Thank you, sir.
His shirt says Susie.
Okay, so try to write Susie on the shirt as well.
And he looks a little bit exasperated, but it's okay.
And he has a little mustache.
I live in LA, but I'm visiting for the holidays, so yeah, I have a studio where I sell my
art, but one day I want to be like a big artist, maybe like Vincent van Gogh.
Yeah, that's one of my favorites.
My art, it may not look very appealing, but it's abstract.
Abstract art.
Yes, abstract.
I like that, I like that.
Yeah, so you're really gonna like think about like the message
and how things come.
So yes, let me just...
And then I think I'm about done.
And thank you, sir.
Yes.
Okay.
And yeah, here you go.
It's like an abstract image with Christmas spirit.
And yes.
Would you like it?
Oh, you want it, sir?
Oh wait, can I just have a picture of it so I can just like hide from my art gallery?
Thank you so much.
But if you want to be rich for the heart, you gotta love it. That's also okay.
Oh, I can keep it?
Yeah.
Okay. Thank you.
You can take that.
Thank you, thank you.
Okay.
Oh my god, let's see it.
He liked it.
He liked it. He wanted it.
What the heck is that?
Arcane!
Hey, look.
If you have a heart, it's the drawl you can't see.
I legitimately can't see.
Oh, look, I put sussies.
Oh, wow, that's really nice.
I thought it was abstract.
It is very abstract.
Did you hear what I said?
He had a beard?
Oh, I forgot how to draw a beard.
That's OK.
Oh, last demon.
It looks nice, Archie.
Wait, where's the one that I drew?
Oh, here?
Oh, yeah.
OK, yeah, good.
Let's compare.
OK.
We have.
Yeah, you're just better than mine.
Well, maybe it's because I had two people,
so mine was definitely a little bit off here,
wasted this time.
Good job, Archie!
I liked it.
Okay, what else do we have in here?
Who's nice?
He is so nice.
Yeah, they're so nice.
Let's see, whatever it is.
What is this thing?
Oh, this is between a pack.
I wanted to get coal.
Oh, what does that mean?
Like, get a coal?
Coal?
You want to give us coal?
No, we would get people coal.
Okay, that's okay. Yeah me neither. Oh
Well, I love this yeah, we ask a question
Are we gonna have
Can you tell me what
So with dollars, actually, it was actually a birthday?
Yeah.
you
you
you
you
you
you
But but but but maybe maybe maybe they're not the love of your life. Maybe they're like they have some flaws
True because no one's perfect
exactly
Maybe actually you'll be a virgin forever or something
But you're gonna get divorced. I know I am that's what I got my my palm red ones. They said I could get divorced twice
Okay, yeah, well will I be a virgin for the rest?
Let's see.
It says...
Please.
Please.
Reply hazy, try again.
Okay, maybe you gotta ask a better question.
Okay.
Will I be a version for 2026?
Oh, I like that, I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
Will I be a version for 2026?
Oh, I like that, I like that!
Cannot predict now.
What the heck?
Wait, I want to answer your question!
I don't want to answer my question.
Maybe try to get more specific again?
What the heck? I want to answer it!
That kind of got me mad.
That's that too. That was just stupid.
Okay, it's fine. What will I come for me?
Okay, got you.
My question-
The ball never lies.
Is, um, will I, uh, will I still be streaming by-
Will I still be streaming consistently in 2030?
Oh, oh.
Wait, you have to shake it.
Oh yeah, I'll shake it.
In 2030, will I still be streaming?
Reply hazy. Try again.
Really?
You wanna try again?
You wanna word it differently?
Um...
Wait, I got one for you.
Okay.
Uh...
Yes?
Have you already met the love of your life?
Ooooooo!
Have I already met the love of my life?
Yeah.
Let's see.
Ask again later.
What? Why is this evolving so weird?
It's not telling us anything!
Yeah, it's like, it's like, it's ignoring the question!
Interesting.
Okay, um, you ask the same question.
Okay, okay, I'll ask the same one.
Hold this real quick.
Hmm, interesting.
Okay, I'll say one.
This ball is not telling us anything.
I know it. Elkhon.
Okay. Have I found the love of my life already?
Already, yeah.
Oh!
Oh, Redelphal! No!
No, I don't believe that!
I don't believe this ball.
I don't believe this ball is stupid.
It's a very double, not happening.
That's not it.
I don't believe it.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I refuse.
I refuse, no.
I don't agree with that ball.
I mean, no, not that I agree, but.
Oh, it's balls, it's balls.
It's L-ball, stupid ball.
I think it ran out of its fortune.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And no more.
Well, we can ask strangers to see what they ask.
I like that.
Oh, you want to go to a stranger
and have them ask something?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I feel like we can go up together
and we can have seven record it.
OK.
Let's do it.
Or do you want to do just solo?
I do it back there.
No, no, no. What's a ball ball, Joe?
Hell ball for real.
Fortune readings!
Free fortune!
Free fortune readings!
Would anyone like their fortune?
Free fortune readings!
Free fortune readings!
That was cute.
Free fortune readings!
Free fortune. Anyone would like their fortune?
Free fortune readings!
this way? Um, free fortune reading! Free fortune? Free fortune reading. Maybe we'll ask the
people sitting down right here. Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's ask. Hello! Would you
like a free fortune read? Hello, would you like to have your fortune read? Oh, no,
no worries, have a good one. Free fortune reading! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Hello, hello sirs. Would you like to have your fortune read by this A-ball?
People are scared of fortune. I mean it is scary. Okay. Okay. Let's see who else
Oh, yeah
Okay, let's ask
Um, yeah, we're waiting for the next group of people.
No problem.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We'll find someone.
Everyone's so nice.
Oh, we actually have a guy with a hat right there.
Okay, okay, I like that.
I feel like he's chilling.
Yes, yes, he seems very nice.
Okay.
Hello, sir.
Would you like your fortune to be read with an eight bar?
You can ask us any question.
We're free.
No worries.
Would you guys like your fortune read with an eight ball?
You can ask any one question.
No worries.
No worries.
Yeah.
Ah, do you want to get a free fortune read?
Would you like to ask the eight ball any one question?
No worries.
No worries.
Dude, no one likes it.
We have to find someone.
OK, OK.
Maybe eight balls are out of popularity.
I don't think people like A-Balls anymore.
Like they all think they're kind of laying in these days.
OK.
What about all dark magicians friends?
Oh, we got this couple.
OK.
Oh, they're beautiful.
What?
Oh.
Oh.
We can't mess with you.
We can't mess with you.
We can't mess with you.
No.
Oh, wait.
You're going to ask a question.
You can ask one question.
Any one question for the A-Ball.
Any question.
Anything that you're interested about?
Will I ever own a Lamborghini?
Okay, let's see.
Yes.
Yes!
There you go.
Congratulations.
Say it's good, good, great. Say it out of trouble.
Do you have a question?
Go ahead.
Come on, now go ahead.
Anything with curiosity strikes?
You can ask if you know maybe you have your pet forever maybe Christmas will be
good maybe. Oh, okay. What does that say? Oh look not so good. Yeah, I mean it's not so
good but it's still good cuz you're not gonna meet him. Thank you for asking. Oh,
Oh, maybe not her.
Yeah, a little, maybe.
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah.
Huh, no, no, no problem.
Oh, one guy's cute.
Oh, look, it's going to get the Lamborghini.
Excuse me, sir.
Would you like your fortune read by an A-ball?
You can ask one question.
It could be bad, sir.
Oh, no, no, no worries.
No worries.
That's smart.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Genius.
Genius.
Give me his car keys.
Hi.
Hello.
Hi.
Yeah, I can take it.
I can see you.
I wonder about you, too.
Oh, OK.
Yeah, I can take it after.
Nice, nice, nice.
That's not a survivor.
Remember, Foster.
Got it.
So cute.
There you go.
Oh, yeah.
3, 2, 1.
Oh, you're so pretty.
Have a good one.
Yes, bye-bye.
Have a good holiday.
That's nice.
People don't like A-bots because they're
scared of getting bad luck.
All right, I have a question to ask it again.
Yes.
Yes, OK.
Have I already met the love of my life?
My reply is no!
This is not right.
I'm gonna break this.
Let me ask again.
What's your question?
Have you already met the love of my life?
Concentrate and ask again!
Why is that working?
It's not answering!
Maybe really focus on someone.
No, you!
No, you.
I like picture someone in your head and focus on them when you're asking.
Okay, you're sure.
I'm just saying to concentrate.
Okay, my turn.
Will I still be streaming in two years?
Okay.
What does it say?
Why hazy try again?
Why?
Like this ball.
No, this ball hasn't given us one yes or no.
But they gave them a yes or no, but not us.
You said yes, Lamborghini.
What?
PMO.
PMO.
PMO, what the heck?
OK.
PMO.
What did you get plastic wrap for?
Oh, there's tin foil.
Oh, that's tin foil for.
You know how they have the tin foil head people who are like,
oh my god, the aliens are coming?
No, we don't have to do that one.
That one's kind of crazy.
I mean, it's not crazy, but that one's really crazy.
Why?
Why?
What happened?
That won't be hard for me.
It's just hard, because you had to be like,
It was basically you had to convert someone to believe that like aliens are real aliens are real and they have a tinfoil your head
You want to try it?
That one's just hard for me try to talk to my earthling not my
Family okay, we can get you a tinfoil hat and you can be like yeah, like they're watching us
You have to protect yourself from the alien rays that come from the space
Yeah, oh my god, okay
Tenfoil hat.
Yeah, because there's like real people that are like tenfoil hat theorists.
I don't know how to make one though. You know how to make one?
First.
Around my head.
Okay, nice.
And then start pushing it in.
Okay, hold on.
Is that good?
Yes.
Okay, you're a tenfoil hat theorist now.
Oh my god, you look crazy.
How's it look?
It looks good. It looks good.
good okay you like it yeah and now you're protecting your brain from the
government and from the aliens that are trying to take our mind do you want to
start a petition you can be like hi I am I would like out I'm trying to bring
awareness to the alien abduction and yes to get five people to sign okay you
You can do that.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
OK.
Boom.
Aliens.
If you can get five people to do that, I'll give you 20 gifted.
You don't have to do that.
OK.
Well, if you just give me a pound on the back.
Pound on the back.
OK.
Well, OK, the position is aliens are real.
OK, yeah.
Let's go.
OK.
Do I look crazy?
No, it looks funny.
OK.
race. Good luck Emily. Hello. I believe in you. Excuse me, Sire. I was wondering if
I could tell you about, um, I like aliens. Do you like aliens? Aliens like the, ooooh,
Like this?
Glorbe?
No.
Have a great day!
Maybe I can't do this one.
No, you can do it, you can do it, you can do it.
I mean, I look a little crazy.
You said greetings, like you weren't alien.
You said greetings.
I weren't aliens.
I want to start that he looks so scared of you.
I want to start the conversation,
like kind of break the ice a little bit.
Yeah, yeah.
I believe I believe
Like do I look crazy
Is it is a taboo to think aliens are real?
No, it's not
Okay
There's a good amount of people who think aliens are real
They're real, right?
Yeah, I would sign it
Aliens!
Aliens!
Is that what they're real?
Ew, a fly!
Aliens!
Oh my god, why did she jump on the map?
Oh, there's a bug in there.
Aliens!
Hi-o!
Harvey, I can't answer!
I don't like this hat though, it's comfortable.
Aliens!
I don't think people are all too nice.
Yeah, no, everyone's so nice.
Yeah.
It's gonna be hard to get someone to sign up for Aliens.
Okay.
Did I fail challenge?
Yeah.
I definitely failed it.
Okay, so we both failed one.
Okay.
That's good.
Do you want to keep that?
Well, then you have to ooloo.
No, no.
I have to do a wheel spin.
Okay.
Do you want to do your ooloo now?
You want to do it now?
Yeah.
You do your ooloo first and I'll do a wheel spin.
Okay.
Okay.
We'll change to this camera so it's not as up close and personal.
Wait, Otto, can you switch to the phone?
Thank you, Otto.
All right.
Okay, so do you know what an ooloo is, Arke?
you go like this good and then you talk in an ooloo voice
guys keep this clip only to us as all I say is ooloo
so you go like you go thank you chat for watching the stream I really appreciate it
It's Oogoo!
Okay.
Thank you, Chad.
No, no, no.
You gotta do it in the Oogoo voice.
Okay.
In the Oogoo voice?
Yeah.
Thank you, Chad, for watching the stream.
Oogoo!
Good job, Archie!
That was really nice!
What do you think? They loved it! They nailed it! Amazing! What the heck? That was good!
Okay, nice. WU-WU's in the chat. Nailed it? Okay, nice. I feel better about it.
Hi, very impressive. I'm gonna do my wheel spin.
Okay, my child will see it. Let me know what it is.
Clip and shift. New outro.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Wow, so good.
Don't ever do that again.
Good, ooh-ooh.
Okay.
Free hug, what?
Free what?
I have to, I have to, how to find this, it's free hugs.
Oh, you could do free hugs?
And hold it for three minutes.
Oh.
I didn't even know that was a wheel spin.
Okay.
Okay, let's do that.
You can draw it on here.
Yes, can you make me a free hug sign?
Yeah.
Not yellow
Okay, well I feel back on kind of stinky today. You are like I am I just didn't shout it out a little bit nervous
Oh say it. Oh, you have to say it. I mean
Really oh what you can say it and you can have the sign. Okay. Yeah, I think the sign would be nice, too
Yeah
Just today. Oh, I messed up. It says just stand not sign three
Hug
Oh, okay, your child loved it. They wanted to do it again. Yeah, they loved it
That's the last time. Okay. Here you go. Okay. Okay. Good luck. Thank you
I can't keep a timer for three minutes, Arkey.
Okay, I got a timer for three minutes.
Wait, Chad, just let me know when the three minutes are up.
We're starting now.
Free hugs!
Free hugs!
Anyone want a free hug?
Oh my gosh, she looks insane.
Free hug!
There's free hug!
You can have a hug!
Oh my God, no.
All hugs are welcome!
Want to take a picture of her?
Yeah, it's like art content and stuff.
Oh, no hurry!
Free hug!
Thank you, thank you. Have a good one.
Oh, he's my crush.
Hello, sorry!
Hello!
Yes, yes!
And we're also giving free hugs.
Hi Heidi, nice to meet you!
Hi!
Thank you!
So tempting!
Two more minutes!
Two more minutes?
I don't know if it's the hat...
Really? Thank you!
Aw, she did it!
Happy holidays!
Nice!
That's what it's about!
Even with my hat on!
Nice. W-hugs.
Free hugs, guys!
Okay, one more minute, and then her time's up. Don't tell her.
How much more time, Archie?
One more minute! Ah, shoot. She's on to me.
W-hugs.
Everyone is dissipating away.
Free hugs.
I want a lot of hugs.
Oh, should have got one hug.
I feel like I'm out.
30 seconds.
30?
Yeah.
Oh, I feel bad.
Um, 10 seconds.
10 seconds.
Everyone's back is turned away.
I don't think they could see us.
Okay, time's up.
Oh, my God.
I only got one!
And she got bad for me!
I know, I put that here. Two hugs!
Thank you, Lucky!
Another hug!
That's actually pretty good.
Three hugs?
No, I trust Archie.
Is it gonna be a hug?
Dude, that's so funny.
That doesn't count all of us.
Then you gotta finish the minute.
I had another minute?
Can you get one more?
I'm gonna try without the hat.
Oh yeah, no hat, no hat.
Oh my god.
A little bit of an experiment.
I don't know what's going on.
Free hug!
No, she's gonna get one.
Free hugs! Anyone want a hug?
Right there, right there, right there.
Free hugs!
Oh, I think she laughed.
Free hugs!
Would you like a hug?
Free hugs. No worries.
Free hugs!
Free hugs, Sire.
Free hugs on my hat.
Let me tell you one time's up.
Hello, lovely people.
Free hugs here!
There you go.
That's what it's about.
Thank you! Thank you, thank you! Anyone wants more hugs?
Thank you!
Double hugs!
Thank you for the hug!
Thanks guys!
Thirty seconds!
Thirty-four seconds?
Thirty-four seconds!
Time was so slow when you...
Wow! I think it was the tinfoil hat sobbing me all along!
Easy hugs!
Would you like a hug?
Thank you!
Thank you for the hug! Have a great day!
Oh, thank you for the hug!
She's on a hug.
She was sweet.
I love your hair.
You look so cute.
Have a great day.
Have a great day.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay, how was that?
Is that good?
Good.
You did it.
It was this freaking...
No, yeah, the hat.
Oh, boy.
That stopped me.
You're on a hug.
You're on a hug.
You're on a hug.
I know.
They're all so nice.
Damn.
This is so creepy.
This is so creepy.
Okay, do you have any other...
Do you have any other, um, dares you want to do?
Let's see.
Um...
That really scared them off.
Arcade?
Are you going again?
Do you want to try it?
That's your question.
Okay.
Have I found the love of my life yet?
Please, please, please.
Yes, definitely!
Okay, your turn, your turn, your turn.
I found the love of my life already.
Whoa, wait, without a doubt.
There we go.
Okay, now I'm giving answers.
Anything else, Arcade?
Okay.
okay um is it bad well I get sick because of my lack of showers mmm
ask again later it really doesn't give answers is it gross are my hygiene
habits gross oh better not tell you now
You're gonna have to learn
Get to find out
Okay
Will I divorce my first wife
Okay
My reply is a no
Happy ball, but I feel bad for you. I'm definitely divorcing. I already know it's it's fine
It's fine. I'm sure I'll get the worst. We'll see
Let's see. I mean I could see myself getting divorced. I mean, I don't know
I really might just be in my blood
Or I get widowed. Well, I feel widowed. Oh my god. That's a good question. Well, I'd be a widow in my lifetime
time. Oh no. Outlook good, what does that mean? Outlook good? So then, what can I mean?
My outlook is good or? Is it good on being a widow or is it good? Maybe no because my
outlook is good so then that means. So you're not going to be a widow? I'm not a widow
because this is a good outlook. I want to ask that one. Oh hello. Hi. I want to
ask that one too. Okay. Will I be a widow? Most likely. Oh. Wait does that mean
I'm a diet. No, no, no, your wife dies. This is most likely. Orky. I'm so sorry. I think I could live with that. Yeah
I'm I might cry. I know that would be horrible
No, no, no, yeah
The ball is fake. It's not it's an L ball. I have no more questions. Yeah
We're seeing rip fall. Oh
Yeah, sorry, yeah L ball L ball for real L ball. Yeah. Yeah, we don't like it
Wait, wait, my phone died. Wait, Sammy, do you have a charger?
Oh, no, sir, no.
Hell ball, for real.
Where are we in the car?
I don't know if there's anything left.
There's nothing left.
Oh, wait, wait, we can do our last challenge where we try to make each other laugh.
So, Sammy's filming us, and then, okay, maybe we can try inside the Apple Store
where we deuce that we try to make each other laugh.
Do it. Okay.
Okay, should we do that chat? Yeah. Here we go
This is the one that we so prediction who laughs first me or arky
We do I laugh so easily okay, okay, let's see
Yeah, the apple store is really nice. We'll just stand together like stand close together
Okay, and then 70% of us to be outside the apple store filming us outside the apple store. Okay
Okay, let's see, Emily's losing.
I'm already laughing right now.
No, I'm about to laugh too.
Oh my God, sorry.
Let's do it.
Arke, he's a great guy.
Oh my God.
We're gonna keep saying that it's a wholesome string.
We're supposed to be putting in jokesters.
Yeah, it's an old wholesome string.
I know, let's go.
Yeah, me too, I like it.
Next time we could be stinky,
we could be dumpster diving.
Okay.
Well, do our stinky dumpster diving instead.
very cute it's too cold I know they're all wearing red I'm gonna upgrade and
tell them I break my current one and then I'll probably get the newest one
until like this phone cracks like okay sounds good where's semi go oh hi semi
Okay. Um, can you stand to sit here maybe and film us?
Okay, let's see who laughs first.
Side, yeah, and then we're just like doing stuff to make each other laugh, but we can't laugh.
Thank you.
No laughing!
I'm not. Okay, what kind of laugh?
Like a...
Like a giggle?
Yeah, like a giggle.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, I'm a little bit warm.
Okay.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Yay!
I'm so happy!
I can take it!
I can take it!
I'm so happy!
Yeah, I can take it!
Oh, nice to meet you guys!
Okay.
Everyone say cheese on me!
One, two, three, cheese!
Got it. There you go. No problemo. No problemo.
You're so sweet.
Hello!
Hi, Earthly!
Yeah, let's get a photo!
Oh my God!
I got you, I got you.
Thank you, thank you, no problemo.
You guys got to like layer some people in the front.
Yeah, yeah, there you go. Yeah, yeah, like a cake.
Okay, three two one boom cheese got it
Okay, let's start let's start doing our stuff. Okay
Okay, no laughing
No, I'm touching I was wiping my face. I was wiping my face
Oh, very nice.
You're smiling, you're not allowed to smile, aren't you?
No smiling?
Okay, no smiling.
Why doesn't mine work?
Oh, very nice.
Hey, what do you think?
Oh, nice.
Nice iPad.
You like it?
Yes!
Oh!
Oh, it's like a selfie!
Yeah!
That's it!
What was that?
Okay, we went to the cough or a laugh?
It was a cough.
It was a cough, yeah.
I'm a little under the weather.
I'm a little bit under the weather.
Slight cough, slight cough.
Okay.
Yeah?
What's your favorite YouTube video?
He trust all this camera on you.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Wow, nice forehead.
Oh.
You got him, you got him, you got him in the eyes closed.
I look insane.
I didn't even think of this.
Wait, you totally laughed first.
No, you, okay, but you also laughed.
If I gotta show chat this photo.
Okay, I like it.
Well, you did it first.
Okay, okay.
He laughed.
I did laugh first.
Where'd he send me go?
He's right there.
He laughed when, when, when we were taking the first photo.
Wasn't that right?
No, I coughed.
No.
It was a cough.
I think, I'm pretty sure that was a real, a real laugh.
Okay.
Okay.
Everyone's nice though.
Yeah, everyone is nice.
It's hard to make you tell a lie.
We have to do like an eyebrow, but it's kind of hard.
because I don't want to be too much of a public nuisance.
But, oh my god, okay, we're at the Apple Store.
We've instantly lost.
Ha ha, I win!
Yeah, I laughed.
I giggled at this photo.
I laughed very easily.
No, that photo looks great.
You know, my eyes closed.
Can you see it?
Yeah.
Oh!
I was like, and then I giggled a little bit.
How did it look inside?
Can you see that?
Oh yeah, were they able to see?
It looks cinematic.
He left again. I know I'm too I left too easy. This lens is so cool minus 15k. Oh
The points they lost
Are you hungry? Yeah, I'm done. He's so good. Okay. Would you like to eat? Yes? I would like to eat okay
Eating would be good. I'm a hungry bean. Let's eat. All right
Thank you. Mm-hmm
Can we park again?
I think we were towards that way, straight.
Okay, let's do it.
Okay.
Wow, that was so nice!
Yeah!
Everyone was so kind.
We were the wholesome jokers.
The wholesome jokers.
We did magic, we read some fortunes.
Yes.
We drew some paintings.
Yes, we did our own fortunes, parent cards.
Yeah, I didn't like our fortune that much.
I know, it's kind of scary.
I can see why they were against it.
To me?
What's your favorite type of food?
I could never say no to like a good burger, but I'm like I like a little bit of everything. He's no veggies
I don't know veggies. Oh, I remember that
Yeah, no veggies for me, but I'll eat it
Wait, so you're like picky like you just don't like to eat veggies or?
Growing up, my parents always made me try to eat veggies
For trauma
I would always say no and like now when I eat it, I have like a gag reflex
A gag reflex, is that bad?
I'm just gonna throw up and I eat veggies
Okay
But I keep fruits
I like corn.
I love corn.
Yeah, corn is good, but other than that,
no, especially no green beans.
Okay.
So let's go to a salad place.
Huh?
You're going to go to a salad place?
Yeah.
What do you like to eat?
I like sushi and Thai food and...
Food.
Okay.
I like, um, what else is there?
I like ramen.
Oh, that's good.
And, um, I'm not quite sure what else.
I know I won't get salad but so what's your what's your my favorite food yeah
My favorite food probably just a good burger. Oh, I like a burger wait. Have you been to NADC yet?
No, what's that?
It's like apparently like the best burgers here
And I did I wasn't able to go with is it so all right only check. Okay. I'm down. We can maybe do that for
I love a good burger.
Also, I like Spanish food.
Spanish food is good, but like a good burrito.
Chocolate milk is not bad.
Burger.
Pasta is good too.
You like, I love pasta, but there's not a lot of good pasta places in Austin.
I like Olive Garden, but that was kind of basic.
Olive Garden?
Yeah.
Apparently like Olive Garden is poppin'.
It is?
Like people still love Olive Garden.
Yeah, and I didn't know that it was yeah, it was so popular. It wasn't Garth Palmer John
Yeah
Tries they're like a different burger place and I do see downtown
Burgers
Yeah, true, true, true.
Jewboy is a, yeah, there's one called Jewboy Archie.
It's pretty, oh, it's closed today.
Okay.
Hmm.
Let's see.
Some sushi, I've got sushi on, on treatment a long time.
For real?
Yeah, it's been super long.
You can get to that burger in the domain.
Do you do any food challenges?
I tried to do the 100 chicken nugget challenge.
Oh, I think straight this way.
Oh, yes.
And it was, I got to like 49 or something.
Did you do that?
Oh, I did try it.
I only got, okay, I wanted to go to 67.
Really?
No, you did not.
Hey, what, this was before 67.
Yeah, yeah, this was like months ago.
No way!
That's amazing.
You did 67.
Yeah, you looked actually so hard.
I think you like made the meme happen.
Hey, maybe I contributed a little bit.
Yes, I agree.
Yeah, that was really funny.
Oh!
But I did it.
No, that's not a scar.
It's half festive.
What the heck?
Quite in finishing time.
Yeah, or like when the lights broke.
Oh, true, probably when the lights are out.
Oh, I do like food challenges though.
Yes.
I do the dud-dub a lot.
I like the idea, like Kachi says,
like Kachi and Zola versus you and Archie.
Oh, yes.
I think that'd be funny.
Me and Yuki can eat, I think Zoyo, oh my God.
Zola can eat.
I did the dud-dub with him once.
He ate like 8,000 calories.
Zoyo did?
So easy.
Oh my God.
like here you have breakfast and lunch before are you could really eat yeah I
thought the award show all you're doing was eating pizza three of them for one
person because it was so good I enjoyed it yeah you definitely could eat for a
hand I can tell you can't says oh wow I'm eating I think it was nine hot dogs in
one minute shut up that's actually impressive yeah and you didn't throw it
up no but I had to do like the like the water hot dog technique it's like
you put the hot dogs in the water. It's soggy ass water. Yeah. Yeah. So it's not soggy, but it tastes so nasty. Oh
god. Yeah, that does sound horrible. Well impressive. Nine in one minute. It's insane. Wait, our car's over here.
I think it's because it's a U-Haul, so it looks like it's supposed to be here. I love that. I can drive
you on. Yes. Yeah, I would pick two. Okay, I will drive the big U-Haul. How exciting.
Okay, yeah, that's I was like this is smart because we just have u-hauls here all the time
Oh wait, do I have it?
Oh, I have it. Well, I didn't even lock the car at my bed. Okay. Make sure your things okay
Lookie-dokie
Yeah
Not there
Okay, very fun.
That was great, Archie.
I'm very amazed by your level of talking to people.
You too?
You were really good.
You think so?
Yeah.
Thank you.
It was fun.
And again, it showed me people are so nice.
So people are super nice.
Okay, so we can either do, well, anything you see, I just don't know about parking
either because it's a little far yeah it was like downtown yeah and we're a big
bad
host of stinky twins yeah that's us we are the whole time stinky twins
are you that's like my favorite thing that I like one of my favorite things
about today is that I know I'm not weird you're not alone thank you are key
Okay, thank you Otto, are we on this one chat?
Hello, hello, hello
Let me just make sure there's
Someone said hop doddy
Have you heard of that hop doddy?
I hate that place. Oh, okay.
Wait, I'm sorry. I do not like hop doddy
Okay there
We could
Let's just do an 18-minute drive. It's not bad. Yeah, I'm down
Okay, we're going to NADC burgers, which is apparently the best burgers in Austin. Let's go
Let's try it. I'm gonna try Austin's finest burgers. Yes, and you're in your burger connoisseur. Yeah, I love burgers
I think it's fine. That's good.
Let me get my seats all adjusted.
Emily, have you ever made a song before?
I did with Rage.
Oh, I remember that song. Oh, yeah, that was funny.
It was good. Yeah, I made like three songs.
What? What? Are you singing some?
Oh, you want me to sing?
Yes. Sing it right now.
My first song I made was called Texas to LA.
Oh, I like that.
Yeah, so...
One of the doors is open.
Uh-oh.
Wait, is it mine?
It's the back left.
The back left.
Back left?
Yeah, you got it, Jimmy?
Thank you, Sammy.
Okay, feel free to sing it for us.
No, please have blue shoes.
Oh, blue shoes, blue shoes, blue shoes.
We could play a song.
Okay.
I'll try this one.
Oh, perfect. It's good now.
Perfect. Thank you.
Oh, is this like a concert?
My song?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I could perform it live.
Okay, let's hear it.
And then, oh wait, I gotta hear your song again.
Okay, I'll try to wrap it, yes.
Three million?
Yes, three million.
And then I was also introduced to Petunia yesterday.
yesterday what do you think he's cool yeah she's very uh not like me right yeah
not like you at all yes I bring up a tune during twitch con okay and then
when the spring really come out really comes out at Judy concerts whatever
there's a performant the musical performance oh one of my favorite
performances was we did
Oh, that was a good one.
Thank you, Arkeia.
That's one of my best ones, I would say.
Were you there during the Shimmer You talent show?
Yeah, I was there.
Oh, yes, that was fun too.
I couldn't do Shimmer You together, Arkeia.
I know, it was so fun.
And I didn't even know if there were hygiene habits back then.
Oh my God, I didn't shower the whole Shimmer University.
Me neither!
For real, you promised?
I promised because we didn't have shampoo.
Yes.
We didn't have conditioner.
So I didn't shower all three days. Literally I did not show
Because I was gonna try to shower because like my child was like just spamming shower shower shower
Oh, I was gonna try I walked over to the restroom with all my clothes to shower
But then I went in there and there was like people five dude showering. Yeah
So I was like, I don't want to shower. Exactly. It was shared bathrooms. There wasn't any conditioner. So my hair's gonna be fucked up
I wow
We're the same
So yeah, I like because it was like the last day so I was like I could go one more day
Yes, I agree and we were so busy streaming
Literally running around wait, how much sleep were you getting? I I heard my stream off. I think I got like five hours
Oh, it's good about you. You were me. Yeah. Yeah me. I went non-stop
I think like every night I was doing like two to three hours. That's crazy. It's because at night
I was going around and like selling candy
Really?
Yeah.
Aw, great R&D.
Yeah, like they have like the little like the square app thing where you can like just
have people like, don't you stop?
Aw, that's cute.
The square app?
Yeah.
I love it.
I scammed a couple people.
That's okay.
Like I told them the candy was $5 but it was $50.
Oh, that's so funny.
But no one knew.
Yeah, so it's okay.
SU was awesome but it was tiring.
Yeah, it was a lot.
Like, I don't know if people could tell how tired we were because we just had
to go, go, go all day.
Yeah.
It was jam packed.
It was like non-stop.
Yeah, but it was so far.
I remember every day.
Your class moved on my favorite, because it was fun.
Arc-E!
Yeah.
That means a lot, really?
Yeah.
When we did the mechos and coke,
I did the hair planes.
It was one of your favorite classes.
Yeah, it was good.
I actually, that was really good.
Thank you, Arc-E.
Yeah, and then I fell asleep
when someone's class.
I felt bad.
It's because that was the second day I was exhausted.
Yeah.
It was the sex education one.
Cindy?
Yes, Cindy, yeah, I thought it was Cindy.
Oh, Cindy was amazing.
Did she call on you while you were sleeping?
No, I think Noz woke me up because Noz was my Karen.
And he was like, wake up, wake up.
And I woke him up, yeah.
Oh, you try.
Yeah, I thought Cindy is OK.
Yeah, well, her class was freaky.
Why?
What is it that they teach in sex ed?
They're talking about, like, orgasms.
Why?
They're talking about, like, pre-sum.
What?
I'm pretty sure she said it's okay to, uh, like, uh, she was talking about, like, talking about being like a cuck.
She said it was okay.
Really?
Yeah, she was freaking you.
Oh, so she taught you all about that stuff?
No, no, no, no, no, no, she didn't teach me how to be a cuck, but...
No, but she was just, like, telling me about stuff and I was like, wow.
This is interesting.
And you're like, okay.
Yeah.
Oh, you learned a lot?
I did learn a lot, yeah.
Okay, nice.
It was very high-opening. I was like, wow.
I wish I took that class. That sounds very unique.
Yeah, no, I didn't.
I've never before seen.
So were you a full-time streamer before SU?
No, I was a cameraman.
So I would stream at 2am because that's when I was free every night.
Wow.
And then I would just react to stuff.
I would just do anything I could do at night.
Yeah, so the SU kind of like your starting point?
Yeah, I was like my catalyst to go full-time.
That was when it started. So that was a big moment for me.
I love that!
Uh-huh.
Arkadam is huge! Now look at you!
Yeah, it's fun.
Wait, how many times a day do you stream? Do you stream every day?
No.
I stream like four times a week or like three times a week.
I think next year I'm going to get more into it.
Oh, for real?
After FCU, I have like a six or like a five month rod here.
I would swing something like all the time.
So now this is like my chill month December and then January well we'll be right back at it
But you do every day yeah me
Like my
Years I've been trying to like focus on the group stuff. So I take one day off to shoot like
Can you take video with my group?
Wow.
But other than that, I should make a video.
Except for the one that you're talking about.
W Hunger Archie!
Well, what are your tips on, like, burning out?
Oh, yeah.
Like, I, OK, well.
Just take your time off, you think?
Yes.
Have you felt burnt out?
Sometimes a little bit.
Yes.
And then what do you do?
You just keep going?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
OK.
And then does the film just go away eventually?
No.
OK, well, one thing that helps me a lot when
take breaks is that your chat will always be there like they'll be back like like
something that made me very anxious was it's like oh if I take a break people
will stop watching me right but your community will always be there even if
you're on the break and then and then you're like it helps the guilt a little
bit because they're there for you and you want like the best for you right so so I
would just be like I know I feel guilty taking the day off but it's
better for it in the long run so I don't like hate streaming, and then also like they'll
be back with all this and you have a really great core system around you so like I think
we're in like a very less position like I have so many friends around me who are also
like you know really good streamers and it's like if they're okay like I'm okay it's
like it's like the rising ships ready to go ties right and like you have really
people around you, or like even if you are taking a little break, you have to all still
grow together, like even after you have a break, and it'll all still be fine. So it's really,
really cool to see, honestly. Yeah, you have a really good core system.
You Emily?
Yeah, so if you ever get burnt out, don't feel guilty to take the break, even though I might,
you might feel guilty, because I do too. I do too. But then I'm like, it's for the best.
But it seems like you're doing really well, like you travel every time, like you just keep going, and I'm like whoa, it's awesome.
Yeah, I don't know, I don't know, it's like the feeling, and then it's great.
Yeah, and then I always say like different ripple chords, like it's so cool to be a freer.
It is.
You know, like there's sure there's like a lot of downsides, you know, like, like peace messages, and that,
but then it's like wow we're in a really good spot you know it was like pretty cool
and you're streaming you're awesome but I watched you like
I love you, I love you a lot, yeah. Thank you.
Like you saw when you guys went to like the Big Bear
Like the Tahmoh Big Bear? Yeah, that was really fun.
And you guys just have like really good streams and a good group of people
so it's like I think you're talented at it.
Thank you Emily.
and uh yeah you're doing great until your first year you know it'll be awesome. Appreciate it. No I actually like that because I like I take it to heart here like you know like it helps. Yeah but yeah if you ever get tired just be sure to take the holidays off that's okay.
Yeah. Take off Christmas. Definitely gonna take off Christmas. Yeah. Spend some time with the fam. Exactly. And then you'll be back on the grind already regardless. Yeah.
So that's crazy.
But, Emmy, what's something like 2026 that you're like, looking forward to or something like?
Yeah.
Well, um, I'm hiring my first, like, content producer for 2026.
So like, all, this whole time it's been like me doing it all alone.
But I realized that I kind of drew the team, like, people to help me.
So I'm hiring Jacob, who works the Extraordinary Workshop.
Oh yes, yeah, yeah, you're super cool.
Yeah, yeah, so he works for Emmy too, and then he'll help me do like, events.
just one big one and I'm looking forward to that and looking forward to doing bigger scale
things but I just don't know what yet so we have to go talk about it. So that's fun and then maybe more international travel. What about you?
Well me yeah I do want to do a lot more traveling and like I want to like host stuff too.
I'd like to be a great host. Have you hosted before?
I host for like my friends, like hosts, yes.
Yeah.
Like whenever I give you stuff, I like host for them.
Yeah.
But now I wanna like host stuff and maybe like give my like more people.
Uh huh.
Kinda like outside of like my like, like my friend friends.
Yeah.
That are my group.
So yeah, so I wanna try that out, but yeah, I need more travel.
Yeah, do you wanna go to Japan or something?
Ooh, yeah, I do wanna go to Japan.
Um, I do wanna go to India.
Ooh, that'd be crazy.
And then yeah, I wanna go to Mexico.
See.
Ooh, Mexico's small.
Have you ever been?
Yeah.
Yeah, I've been to Mexico but never on a stream because like growing up I would always go to Mexico with my family and stuff.
Ooh, okay, I can do a little stream journey.
Yeah, oh and then I was talking to Black and G.
Oh, Black and Green.
Yeah, because like I have this like thing that I do with like streamers.
It's like a little series. It's called Lost In.
What's it called?
It's called Lost In.
So like basically like I was in Austin because I lost in Austin.
Oh, I love that.
Okay.
So then like I get dropped off in like the middle of nowhere.
Okay.
Oh, that's so fun.
Yeah, so far away from the end point.
OK.
And then I have to find my way all the way back to like a...
If you went to Mexico?
To like a notable landmark.
Yeah.
From Mexico?
Yeah, and then I went to Mexico.
I've done it in Japan, LA.
And Japan, LA, and I forgot the other one.
But I've done it in one.
Oh, and Las Vegas.
Oh, you do Las in North Korea.
Huh?
Oh, if you can, I'm if you can.
You would come?
Oh, for sure.
But I don't know, maybe.
Look at that one.
That would be crazy.
Yeah.
They'd be like, wow, I've never seen this before.
Oh, no.
That's so fun.
Yeah, I'll be down.
That sounds so good.
That is a treat.
It would be.
It would be definitely different.
Wow.
OK.
Especially the driver.
You like it?
Yeah.
Is that me?
How's it going back there?
Is that me?
You good?
Is it?
I'm the most part of the camera right now.
You're the most part?
I'm trying to drive as smooth as I can.
Thank you.
I'm not a decent.
Yeah.
Yeah, like I'm like, margin.
No, you're double-looking every time you get over.
Yeah, it's because I get nervous about my blind spot.
No, yeah, that's my scariest thing about a driver.
Like, I'm scared to get over, and then someone's
getting over at the same time as me, and then I run into them.
That's my fear.
That's a big fear.
OK.
That person is speeding away.
I've never had a ticket.
Yes, I've gotten many tickets.
I've lost like two parking tickets, one speed ticket.
It was my first ever ticket and they gave me an award and they gave me a ticket!
No one, it was my first time!
Yeah, I'm not evil!
Yeah, that is evil!
And then I was like, please officer!
And they're like, no, I'm going to get...
You know what's please?
Yeah, they said please!
I basically looked chomp, legit ass.
I didn't have makeup on.
Ahhhh...
Maybe if you like, looked better, they're more like it but I had no makeup in their life.
No!
Yeah.
What about you?
I've got two speedy tickets.
Okay.
Um, but they were mainly when I was younger.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yes, it was when I first got my car,
like I was trying to be cool or whatever,
trying to drive a little fast.
What car was it?
It was like a 19, 2004 Impala.
It was like old, but it was nice.
I don't know what a Pala is, but that sounds great.
But then I got a Jeep.
You have a Jeep now?
Or I did have a Jeep, but then my Jeep would always
be gone, but now I have like a BMW.
What?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, but now that I have like a nice car,
I don't even care about nice cars.
They're like whatever.
So I also don't believe in I don't think part of that cool. Yeah, cars like whatever
I don't want to test them sometimes I want to drive itself. I love the autopilot. Yeah, like an autopilot. Yes
It saves me a lot. Yeah, if I had the autopilot I wouldn't have gotten the hate thread
So it's like I need to have autopilot on all the time. Oh
That's nice. But yeah, I use it a lot. It's nice
But maybe you got it so you just don't like your car that much?
No I like it but it's just like when I first got it I thought I was gonna like, oh this is the same.
It's the same. It's nice.
It's like whatever. Yeah, I know that.
It's whatever. I'm not that materialistic.
Do you have a dream car?
You're not gonna have a dream car.
When I was a little kid I wanted a body but I was like 12.
And I was like, I'm gaudy.
But now I'm trying.
If I get one it would be cool but I don't really want one.
Okay.
But dream car probably...
Oh I'm trying to get a van.
Why? Like this?
Yeah, like a band like this, because I like my friends, so whenever I pick up my friends, we go all ride together, and I can set a drive separately.
That's cute!
Yeah, so I'll probably get a man.
Oh, and I'm a motorcycle.
I saw your stream with your motorcycle.
You have to get a permit for that, right?
Yeah.
But I bought minds on Facebook market.
How much was it?
It was $1,500, but they scammed me.
Why?
It broke after the second day.
Yeah, I got scammed.
And you had to fix it yourself?
It's still broken.
No!
I got too busy.
How?
How?
It's because they said it was a brand new bike.
Wired.
But it was old.
Like, it was like, it was a 2009 bike.
You know, it had a bunch of miles,
and then they cleaned the miles off.
And then they said that it was red, dude.
But then I was looking at the engine.
It was all rusty on the inside,
but they're hiding it.
What?
Yeah, I got scammed crazy.
That's evil!
I wish I could, like, report them to the Facebook
marketplace police.
Yeah, and then I was calling the guy.
I was like, hey, the bike is good.
And these guys just stopped picking up, you know.
And then he was going to go to like Mexico on vacation.
Stop.
No, I'm an idiot.
I don't know.
It's like, you're full.
This is crazy.
One of my family friends had a baseball park in place.
Yeah.
They bought a phone.
And then they got a gun pull on them.
It's kind of sketchy.
That is crazy.
Yeah, they're like, giving all your money.
Wait, so they want to go buy something or what?
They want to go buy something for them.
No, they want to go buy a phone from them and they pull the gun on them.
Wow.
And I'm like, what the hell?
Like that's really traumatizing.
No, that is horrifying.
They just want a new phone.
And yeah, so this one is a little bit sketchy, but at least you can kind of look at the
motorcycle.
True.
I just got to get the battery swamped and fix something with a spark plug.
Have you ever rode a motorcycle?
No, but I was the back of one.
I was.
Oh, sure.
It's kind of freeing.
It is.
I like the feel.
It's like you can just go anywhere, like light weight,
the weight is lowing.
Have you seen that clip from A Thousand Ways to Die?
Oh, I used to love that show.
It's like a girl died on a motorcycle
for inappropriate reasons.
Like what?
Inappropriate reasons?
Yeah.
And the first time I saw that I was disturbed.
Basically, this girl was like, ooh la la,
and then fell off the motorcycle.
Ooh la la.
She was Ula Lai.
What's Ula Lai?
You know, she's like, Ula Lai.
Oh, Ula Lai.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, she was like, wow, I love this motorcycle.
And then she got to distract him.
Yes, and then she fell backwards and died.
And I remember that so vividly as a kid.
I was like, wow.
And then I think from that, I was like,
oh, I'm kind of scared of motorcycles.
Yeah.
No, yeah.
My uncle got paralyzed on the motorcycle.
Did I?
Yeah, he was paralyzed for like three years.
But then I think he like finally got feeling back,
and now he can like walk like kind of.
So yeah, so.
But that's amazing though.
Yeah, no, yeah, it's amazing.
It was like a miracle.
But yeah, I would never ride the motorcycle on the freeway.
I was just riding it for more like a fun thing.
Like I'll take it around the block or like show a friend
and stuff like that.
But I would, not on the freeway, it's just scary.
Yeah, that's kind of scary.
But you have a helmet always, right?
Yeah.
That wasn't really safe there.
But there was one time I didn't wear it.
Oh!
Yeah.
It was because I gave it to my friend.
Do you mean, he fell?
He fell?
No, no, no, no.
Yeah, I see people cry then and then like I saw yeah
Yeah, I would say like I'm able to like
See we're like whatever there's a villain in the movie. Yeah, I always feel for the villain
Such an impact.
OK.
I was asking, a Demon Slayer movie?
I was so sad for Akaza.
Yeah, I was like, damn.
I hate Akaza.
You hate him?
Yeah.
Oh, this person's coming to hit her.
He's watching her.
She keeps watching her.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you, good sir.
I was thinking he wants us to hit him.
Oh, we have the dollar.
Well, we have $2, though.
Oh, I don't know if the dollars are.
Why is he cleaning our windshield?
This is very nice.
Thank you, sir.
Yeah, I don't know where to put it.
Is it in your pocket?
I don't think I have it. Oh, he's asking for it.
Oh my God, he's doing the...
I don't have it.
You don't have two dollars? I don't either.
I'm sorry!
I don't have it on me. I think it's in the jar.
Send me.
Someone stole our jar.
What jar?
The money jar.
No!
It's only two dollars. Hopefully that's enough.
Oh, okay.
This is all the cash we have! Thank you! Have a great night!
That's nice!
It's cleaner now?
It's the same!
Yeah, it's the same!
It looks the exact same as when we started, but I've never seen that happen. We're there like cleaning our windshield.
No?
Yeah, is that normal?
It is kind of normal.
Oh wow!
Like from yellow, they always like cleaning the windshield.
you have a little bit of cat yeah yeah yeah it's okay though over here guys
let's see you can find some parsley burger oh my god what was that was that
no no he's good he's good I thought I like ran over someone are you okay yeah
okay okay so I'm sorry oh my god I thought you're okay I'll be I'll be
Oh, it's in there.
Nice.
Okay, yay!
This is the park right here, maybe.
Oh yeah, this is a good spot.
Right?
Is this fine?
Emily, you're a stellar driver.
You think so, Abby?
Yes.
Thank you so much.
I'm trying my best.
Thank you, thank you.
Okay.
You think so? Thank you so much. I'm trying my best.
Thank you. Thank you.
Yay.
Burger time.
Let's have a good burger.
This is my first meal of the day.
Me too.
It is?
We're twins.
Are we really twins? We have the exact same habit.
I only eat one meal a day.
Do you do that like every time? Me too.
And usually it's on stream. On stream, yeah.
Like sometimes if I'm hungry I'll wait until I go live just like at Yon Stream.
Wow. Because when I eat before stream I don't know.
Yeah. How'd you like to eat on stream?
Oh that's so true. Wow. Yeah, apparently it's really bad for us.
To eat on stream? No, no, no. To eat one meal a day.
Actually. It's fine. It just has to be a big meal.
Okay. Okay, let's go.
Let's have our meal. Where's the stinky duo?
the stinky duo I don't eat five meals a day they're like yeah I don't eat five
meals a day if I'm doing a food challenge true other than that let's go grab
the burgers
you ready yeah all right
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Let me still mute it, let me see.
Oh, it's good now?
There we go.
We're back.
Nice.
Thank you.
Let's back.
Okay.
All right.
Archie, I have some live questions for you.
Yeah, you guys can do anything.
I'm like an open, open, open book.
Wow.
That's so great.
Okay.
Uh, who is who?
Tell me the name of your first crush.
My first crush ever.
Yes, yes.
I've never said this before.
Oh.
Sorry.
The name of my, you know, I can't.
I've never said this before.
I've never said this before.
I've never said this before.
I've never said this before.
I've never said this before.
I've never said this before.
I've never said this before.
Oh.
Sorry.
No, I can't okay. You don't have to know it was a little kid. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like it's normal. Yeah, that's totally normal and then it's like only what like what did you like about her?
Okay, the name I first
Her name was um
Is she watching I thought she might see this but you could see this I don't know
There's a unique name. Yeah
So she's gonna know but it was a long time. Okay. Yeah. She probably should her name was a isl
Okay, Iselle. Iselle, are you out there?
No!
Iselle?
Yeah.
Okay, what did you like?
Um, she was really mean to me.
Oh, you were like that? You're that type of guy? You like the Bully Riz?
Yeah, I like the Bully Riz. I don't know why.
Was she like actually mean to you?
No, she wasn't like actually mean. She was like a little mean.
Something that was like, she was so mean to me, I wanted her to be nice to me.
Oh, it's like the, it's like the tsundere.
Yeah, it was like that.
Something like yeah, it's like a challenge to get to like you. Yeah, okay, or like
Yeah, I like what like they're mean to me to everyone else or like to the public but then
We hang out and then she's nice
Yeah
She has to be able to like throw some jokes and yeah
Yeah, let's just throw some jokes at me, I can throw some at her.
I wanna be like a little matchmaker, okay?
Okay, so what else are you looking for in someone?
Okay, someone who's very independent,
because I feel like I don't have a lot of time to spend,
so at the end of the day, I want us to be like,
we come together and then we talk about our days
and our lives together.
I like that, I like that.
So if they're clingy, is that an ick?
They can be clingy as long as they are open
to be like I like they can understand that like I can't always spend time with
them but if they want to see me all the time that's good because like I'm gonna
want to see them all the time exactly but it's just like it's just we can't yeah
I guess is how you define clean yeah it's like you want to spend time with you
that's important yeah okay let's see what I was maybe do you have a height
preference five three maybe five two she could be like a little bit on the
taller side I don't really mind. I don't really mind the height. Because I'm kind of short so maybe if she's taller our kids could be taller.
Okay so you want to be taller than you?
Taller than me? Okay. How tall are you? How tall do you think I am?
I think I'm like 5'8". 5'8"? No I'm 5'9 and a half.
But basically, basically 5'10, 5'10 is like, the right shoe is 5'11.
I was on the number of the day and I was like, oh I'm pretty sure you're like, it's very similar.
But that's great, that's great, 5'9.5.
And then, let's see what else.
I'd like someone who's like, very mature, but also like they can joke around.
Like I want someone, like if I went to like Paris or London, I could dance in the rain with them.
That's really nice.
I'm like a hopeless romantic.
Wow, really?
And like, you know, like I would, or like if they live far away, I would always fly out and surprise them.
Oh, that's so nice.
And stuff like that.
Oh, the food!
Thank you, sir.
The bread.
Thanks.
Catch you please.
Oh, this looks so good.
This looks so good.
Let's see.
Ooh.
Not a damn chance.
Oh, N-A-D-C, not a damn chance.
Professional skateboarder, Neen Williams,
and Michelin star chef, Philip Franklin Lee,
first bought it over the love of clicking,
and skateboarding.
Under skate sessions,
Chief Burgers became the mayor's go-to trees,
and they started clapping,
and they were running on a burger.
But the perfect cheeseburger.
The perfect cheeseburger.
Thank you.
Oh my God.
I'm gonna open it up.
Okay, show the camera.
I like that though, very greasy, very good, nice cheese, I like the double cheeseburger.
How is yours?
How does it live with all this stuff on it?
It's so much thicker.
It is.
It has the special sauce.
Yeah, well you don't have the sauce then I guess?
Oh I do.
Okay.
Ready?
Yeah.
Let's see, first bite.
Let's see, first bite.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Mmm.
Wow.
That's amazing.
This burger is actually insane.
It tastes so good.
Oh my God.
It's great.
Yes, I love it.
Oh my God.
Wow.
That's actually the best burger I've had.
Oh yeah, let me eat it.
What do you think?
Let me, what do you think?
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
What do you think?
Holy cow!
There's a flavor! Amazing!
When you bite into it, the flavor just explodes in your mouth.
It's so rich.
Maybe next time, next time, sorry.
Oh, it goes into the...
Next time?
Can somebody eat my veggies?
The fries are good too.
Wow, it's just a flavorful burger.
It's super good.
I have a lot to ask you about.
Okay.
So it's hard to talk at the same time.
No, I'm good.
So you know how to go for the food, right?
how to treat a girl. I'm curious. I don't think so. But I try my best. Like I like I would
like. I'm going to ask, I can tell you things? Yes. Are you going to answer if that's a bare
minimum thing for a boyfriend to do or if that's a princess treatment like out of your
way? Oh, okay. I like this. Okay. So opening the regular door for her. Bare minimum. That's
right. That's right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I like
I like this. Oh my god
Princess
You guys are gonna rise
Okay, so okay, so what if I pick her up if I pick her up I get on the car
Okay, I'll start doing that. I promise
We're good.
Fuck.
That's a controversial one,
but I think she opened the car door.
Okay.
I'll start doing that, I'll start doing that.
But like, on a date, like with that.
Yeah.
Like, they'll appreciate it.
You know, like it's all like the little things.
Okay.
Getting flowers for her just because.
Very minimal.
Good.
Yeah, very minimal, very minimal.
Good.
Okay, great, great.
Okay, because, you know, they say like girls
are too afraid to ask for flowers,
so you just have to give it to them.
I like flowers too.
Little hairball back?
What do you think?
They're fine.
That's important. Good.
Dude, I didn't know that the car one was the bare minimum.
That's not a cover for a car.
It's not always, but...
I think it's a nice dresser.
Next time if I go on a date and I pick someone up. Yeah, I'll be outside the car
I mean like how long they lady open the door. Yes. Yes. That's great. Yeah
This is I want to look like a try hard no
Because I like if you're trying too hard it makes it awkward
Yeah
A girl that you're like
If it's like somebody you actually really like and see a future with, then I think it would be worth it.
Damn, okay.
Somebody in the car door for her. This is a cool thing.
Yeah, you're right.
Another thing is paying the dinner for the first, on the first date.
Presentry, man. No, I'm getting very minimum. I'm getting very minimum. I always pay.
Okay, okay, that's great. That's great.
Okay, but what if you pay and then they're all like
Like what do they really want to pay?
You keep fighting for it. Fighting for it
But also if they're paying and they're like I want to pay it might mean they don't like you
For real?
So maybe keep that in mind if the girl's like oh no, let me pay let me split in half
It means you don't really like you. Okay. What do what did they say?
Okay, I'll pay next time we go.
Oh, that's normal.
That's normal?
That's sweet.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Wow.
Look.
That's what I said.
Okay, that's good.
This isn't for me but a lot of my friends think that the guy should pay for the first
three dates.
Wow.
I don't mind.
Really?
I don't mind.
The first three?
Yeah, that's expensive.
Yeah.
That's expensive.
Yeah.
What does Emily know?
I know, I just asked her what to talk about.
I bet she's giving me good tips.
Really?
Yeah, I bet everything's been valid.
Uh-huh.
Can I have any other ones?
Let's see, yeah, Chad, what else?
This is good.
I'm learning.
Okay.
Um...
Hmm...
What?
Let's say...
Mm-hmm.
That the girl you like is sick.
What do you do?
Um...
Order her, uh...
medicine.
How? How do you order it?
I would, uh, insta-part it.
Insta-part it?
You're not gonna hand a liver to her?
Okay, but what if she doesn't live nearby?
Let's say that she's 20 minutes away.
Okay, then I would drive and drop it off.
No, I'm lying.
I would do the Instacart.
I mean, that's nice.
No, yeah.
No, yeah.
If I'm being honest, I would use Instacart.
I'm a little lazy, but like, it's the thought that counts.
Yeah.
You know.
You can do it.
Fine.
I'll do it.
You're honest.
Yeah, yeah.
And do you think he would do something for her if he was sick?
100%.
100%.
Yeah.
I would definitely order her something, get her some nice chocolates, some medicine,
medicine, depending on if it's a cough, or a tum for the tummy or something like that.
Okay.
This is, this is very like, okay.
Oh.
It depends on, no, no.
I just, it depends on how often you're like, how much time you're spending with this girl.
Okay, let's say it's like your off day.
You don't have, but let's just pretend like you have an off day.
Yeah.
And you're spending it with this girl.
And how would you react if she's like, can you get me water?
Can you go pick up some coffee?
clean my toilet, like what would you do?
I would do it.
What?
I would do it.
You would?
Yeah.
And she's like, oh I'm really thirsty.
Would you go get her water?
Definitely.
Really, Archie?
Definitely, 100%.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good?
Okay, better, better.
But yeah.
You're cleaning her room.
Why is my chat saying cat?
It's all you butler.
Okay, is that giving butler?
No! I think that's really great.
No, it's because Choc is making me laugh.
No, but I feel like if you're too nice and then you're like...
No! I think it's so nice to treat your SO like that.
No, but I feel like you've got to be a little mean. You're not mean.
No! You have to make her a princess.
Because if I'm too nice it looks like she can walk over me.
No, but she respects you and admires you.
Okay, okay, okay.
Clean her toilet though?
Hello hello, what did you say?
Oh my god, what the hell is going on?
Are you back?
Back.
That's why they're like, I'm the only one I can make.
Artie's facing him forever.
What is not true?
I think that-
Are you setting me up for failure?
No!
Wait, girlie's in chat.
Am I-
I
Mean too nice
Why do I hear people say nice
Just like a, like a, they're trying to go.
But nice guys are important.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
That split.
They got a door mat!
No, like...
You're somebody to get a door mat.
No, I feel like a mother.
Whoa.
Scrubbing her toilet,
opening on her door.
Getting her her medicine.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
your house.
Okay, the children are playing.
It's like I'm opening the door at night.
It's like it's like a night dresser.
And then getting some water and things thirsty.
Yeah, no, yeah, I'll do that, I'll do that.
What about when you think this is a sweet thing
you were doing this morning?
Do you think I would do it?
Yeah.
I would make a song for them.
I'll make a song for them.
Yeah, I'll make a song for them.
I would like, man, make something
like paint or like draw him or I would like in my free time but now I would
you know stuff like that
Okay, let's see, so, chat, what questions did I ask Emily?
Nothing, nothing.
If your answer's there, there's only how you need to answer it.
I think what I think would be nice is like helping her out.
But also, what's your love language?
Quality time.
And, um, mine was going to be words of affirmation, but it was just that people lie a lot.
People lie a lot?
Oh, about words when they don't really mean a lot.
I would say, um, act of service.
Yes, that's mine.
Yeah, quality time to act of service.
Mine is act of service.
Do I like it?
People help me out.
Let's not always think of it like helping things.
I know.
Okay, so let's see.
Okay, let me ask something.
Hmm.
I'm like crazy in there.
Okay, that's crazy.
I'm like crazy.
Okay, what are five things you live for?
I think I live for someone.
Yeah, like a partner.
Okay, number one, they have to treat me well.
Okay, number one, treat you well?
Like, so they have to open the door for me.
Okay, get me father.
They have to be, like, I like when they're,
they have like goals or like a mission,
that's not that important.
Like, they're like, oh, they wanna do this.
And I was like, okay, that's what's active.
They're passionate about something, you know?
I like when they talk to me,
when they talk to me, yeah, like when they like text me,
I like that.
Oh, okay, got it, thank you.
Yeah.
I like, they have to call me a lot.
Oh, hello.
And, so I asked for a water reassurance,
so they're patient with me, so they gave me a reassurance.
And then the last thing is they be like,
they, uh,
they're smart.
Ooh, okay, got it, yeah, I like that.
Oh yeah, that is good, okay, now.
Would you be able to zoom long distance with someone?
That's too hard.
So narrow?
I think I could.
But I think that this is the hope that's romantic.
Like, that's the main thing,
across the world. I can still, um, okay?
I can't, I can't do, um, long distance.
It's like, it's better to be together, I think.
Okay. And also, for them like,
take you a look, do you want them to like, always give you updates on your day?
Or do you want them to always check up on you? You don't say like, do you want them to, oh yeah, oh yeah,
like, I'm going here. That'd be nice. Yeah?
So the most important thing is being able to talk to them, like, tell them anything without worrying.
Okay.
Open communication.
Yeah.
So I want to touch them, any of my thoughts would not avoid that.
That would be good.
I'm like, I just heard it, and I text them that.
Yeah.
And then they don't care.
I'm like, look, you know, that's the hardest part is communication.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
I like that.
Are you learning a lot from me, Archie?
I think I'm gonna add now.
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Don't be nice, baby. It wouldn't be like a oh like
You know, I don't remind
Wait, you're saying you don't have any food in your fridge?
You're pretty empty?
It's just like, beer, spicy ketchup, and that's it.
Yeah, I have nothing to do with it.
I want to start cooking in 0.26, like brown beef and rice.
Yeah, and it's like quick and easy too.
And it's good.
12 bottles of spicy ketchup.
I'm alive.
Oh my God!
I'll try. I'll try a couple of times a year, no.
Delicious!
Yeah, it was real good.
Do you have any red flags?
Yeah, I look out more.
I would say...
No, I don't have any.
I'm not prepared.
No, why then, as time goes on.
Okay, what do you think are some red flags I should look out for?
If they're a bitch.
If they're a big bitch.
Like as a girl?
Oh, like to like, to like, to like learn to like, to like, to work things?
Yes, definitely.
They cannot be mean to people, like a red flag.
What else?
Like as a girl, a red flag?
Yeah.
If they don't shower, you are.
ironic
I don't want to.
I can't without showering!
Showering is fine!
I feel like I'm in the room one.
I think that's just like me.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, if they're rude, um...
How about you, maybe?
They can't be like addicted to drugs.
Well, yeah, because I don't really do any drugs.
They can't be... I mean, they can partake every now and then,
but addicted, I don't think I can handle it.
Yeah.
Um...
I'm so excited to find out about this.
When you get a girlfriend, you think you're like close to anyone.
It's okay.
I don't know.
It's totally fine.
I mean, maybe you should like kind of like keep it private for a little bit.
Later?
Yeah, yeah.
Public relationship is so natural.
So you just keep it private until you feel comfortable with it.
It's either I'm a little super public or I'm a little super private.
It might be either one way or another.
That's incredible.
I guess it's better because you want to have the split.
Because your growth might become content and that maybe she'll be for that down the line.
Wow!
Never know.
Wow!
Damn, you got me thinking now.
Yeah you really gotta think about it.
Excuse me, where's the trash?
What's up, I'm Idoctor, I don't want to flip burgers anymore, so follow my Instagram is
Idoctor, EYE, underscore DR, it's really easy, I've been painting a lot of flowers around
the town, I do a little bit of street art, but I've been painting a lot of flowers
around the town and I know a lot of the stickers right here actually.
I do a lot of sticker art and graffiti and stuff.
Follow eye doctor.
I like that.
But not the eye doctor. Very nice.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
The next day, we have the keys out of our house.
Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
Oh, yes. I can drive.
Okay, baby.
Yippee!
So, you said 8.8?
8.8. It was really good.
I give it a 9.5.
Delicious burger. I loved it.
Yippee!
Yippee!
I'm so glad you were able to learn some RISP-ful tips from me.
Oh yeah, you taught me a lot of RISP-ful tips.
You all also are getting advice from extra Emily, so keep that in mind.
Take it with a grade of salt?
Yes.
But I think my tastes are like decent.
OK, OK, this will tell a lot.
Are you a friend that friends normally go to when they have to talk?
No.
OK, yeah, see.
But this is why it's nice, because I could talk to you.
You're my first victim.
I'm very happy that I can get advice to you.
No, yeah.
It's fun.
Yeah, me I'm number the friend that friends come to talk about like non-relationship stuff. Okay. It was about anything else
I'm good to talk to but it's my relationships. Oh, I feel like I'm not that helpful. Oh, well, no one ever asked me for oh
Kind of they don't ask me for advice. I usually get advice
Okay, well
Do we go go back here? Oh
Yeah
Oh, that's okay.
Yes, it's further.
Okay.
Nice.
Okay, well, thank you.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Yeah.
No, no, thank you so much for yapping.
Chad, was it good?
What was I giving?
Was I saying nice things?
I'm going to take all your advice.
Oh, no.
And then, you know, we'll see how things go.
Okay.
Okay, yes, I'm excited.
It was something.
Yep.
Thanks, guys.
Delicious food.
Food. Oh no, it was so good.
It was so good. I loved it.
W yaps. Love yapping. No comment.
I kinda wanna ask you more questions.
Yo, feel free! Let's see.
If Chad has anything, feel free to.
Chad, what are some good questions to ask Emily?
Nothing was bad, thank you.
Okay, wait, wait. Are you okay?
Are you fine with your partner farting in front of you?
Of course, they have to.
Okay.
Like, I want to like, like, I want to like, crawl into their skin almost.
Huh?
Like, I want to be one with them.
Matches the pinkest blade on the world.
Maybe not that intense, but like, I want them to be able to show like, everything.
For your safety.
Around me, you know?
Oh, if you want them, oh, should we kill them, like, popping their pimples and stuff?
Yes!
Really?
Yeah, of course!
Oh!
If they asked me to pop a pimple, I'd never done it, but I would do it if they asked.
Like I just want to yeah I just want to be like like very comfortable around them. Yes
Okay, I respect that. Yeah. No, yeah me too. I would be okay with like washing their feet or like stuff like that
That's nice. Yeah. Okay, Arke. You give the foot massages? Yes, definitely. Wow. That's nice.
I mean as long as I could receive a foot massage from time to time. You would want one too.
Yeah, I would fall under the covers, and then I'll put them under the covers
Give them a flying Dutchman. Okay. Well, that's what it's called. Yeah. So they called these days
Yeah, it's like when you fart, but then you put them under the covers with the fart
Well, I've never heard of that. No, I think I would hate that
Oh, that's kind of cute
You have to get the right girl who who see who will like accept your
except my habits and your quirks yes okay and I'm sure there's the girl out
there who will do that okay chat calls it the Chernobyl
Chernobyl amazing this is great
Dutch oven Dutch oven there it is
Yeah, okay, what else should I ask?
I'll see, I'll watch the chat and see if they say anything.
Oh, would you want to live where their family is, or would you want them to live where your family is?
Ooh, good question, good question.
I'm not living near my family, that's for sure.
Because my family's in Nebraska.
Yeah, what do they have in Nebraska?
Nothing, it's boring.
Yeah, my child was really telling me to go to Nebraska one day.
Why, really?
Yeah, it was just for like a stream, but it's just I didn't know what they had out there
So I was like, I don't know if I want to go nothing nothing don't go if you do go go to Omaha
But they don't have anything you know, oh, yeah, they did tell me about the zoo. No, it's so boring
I would feel so embarrassed like even having stuff, but it's just so bad. Yeah
Katie
Who's Katie?
It's my cousin. Oh, yeah
My cousins were like, but I can't live in Nebraska. Yeah, but it's like I just I don't know about one of her
Are you sure it's your cousin is it a girl you like you can tell me Arke?
I feel like we've gotten close this stream. Okay. It was a okay. It was like a
Couple months ago. I did a 20v1. Oh my god
Yeah, I was watching that yeah, you should have gone for the girl with a skirt
I know
Asian girl with the skirt, I was rooting for her
I know
I think she was gone after the top five or something
Yeah
Yeah, but Katie, she was, I don't, I'm
I'm very indecisive, I'm terrible at making decisions
That's okay, that's okay
That's one of my worst things, I don't think, I'm in a bad decision
But she's like, whenever it's time to make decisions, I crumble under pressure
Okay, so Katie was the winner
Yeah, she was the winner and then she's from Nebraska
She is?
Yeah
I don't know why I got her my cousin yeah now here's a little white lie
yeah yeah it was a little white lie
okay so your child wants you to visit Nebraska to visit Katie yeah
that could be fun she can show you around yeah no yeah that could be cool it's just
why was she in LA then she's like she's like music so I think she was like
Recording a song
Yeah, oh speaking of music my songs, okay, search up
Archey spotify a spotified profile. Yeah, I made it like two months ago
I used to drop music a lot, but all those 10k monthly listeners. That's amazing. Yeah, and this is like four months after dropping no music
Wow! That's great!
Touches to the leg?
You can let me know.
It's like a happy song.
I like the melody.
Yeah.
I'm just trying to see you before you fall in love with me
From Texas to LA, from Texas to LA
Are you from Texas to LA?
Is that what the lyrics mean?
It was just like a catchy...no
Wait, what? Can we, can we, genius lyrics, sis?
Genius lyrics?
lyrics? Like break it down? Like so what what did you just say there? Uh yeah it was like it was
about seeing someone even though it was only for a day just because I liked them a lot and I like
spending time with them so I find them from Texas to LA. You're flying them from Texas to LA? Yeah.
That's very romantic! We'll keep going. No yeah my my part's almost over.
I'm just a stupid baby
Like me, baby, I was sleeping
Tell me baby, if I don't know what to say
You ain't gonna see me
You broke my heart
They let me win
The fuck is going on
That's my part
She broke your heart
I heard that
No, she didn't break my heart
Oh, the lyrics, they don't lie
The lyrics don't lie
Why would you put it there?
If it's not true?
No, sometimes you just sing
but it's not about anyone in specific it was just like how was feeling you know
sometimes you get a feeling you get like an inspiration to make a song yeah
but yeah yeah yeah takes it to the ladies about no one's just okay yeah yeah and
then yeah
Yeah, but that was Sachi's part. You know, it's a little different, you know?
Yeah, with the fetish?
Yeah, he does.
Well, he's proud of it.
Yeah, he's like, what's up to him?
No, yeah in our group we have a lot of like different type of people like Sahti he has a foot fetish
You're he he likes nipple play like he likes to play with his nipples
Yeah, yeah, and then I remember a friend named J. Dab
he's a
He's like a cock
Wow, what a group
What a group you have here. That's amazing arcade. I love that
Yeah, so you know, Jaydeb likes to like, I don't know, it's just like, it's just this thing, you know, everyone has a little thing.
So that's his.
Alright, okay, so, you were singing the beginning. I can't even tell it's you. That's great. It sounds good.
Yeah, thank you. That was one of my first songs I ever made. People really liked that one.
I do want to jump into a new song sometime soon, but I just gotta make time to do it.
But I made that in like one hour on stream.
You can write the lyrics?
Yeah.
Wow.
See, I want to make songs too, but I can't write lyrics.
I need like those right now.
Oh, oh yeah.
I had help from the chat.
Yes.
Also, with the lyrics, but like yeah, my song, I made it in like one hour, a lot of it
was every time.
Like I was just like, it was kind of like in the moment, I was just saying like the
first thought that came to my head and then.
How does it sound so professional?
Like the beat, where'd you get the beat from?
That's where YouTube.
Really?
Yeah, that's where YouTube.
Wow.
You can use like a studio mic on my PC set up on the stream, and I just sing away.
And then you have autotune on it?
Yeah, definitely autotune, good amount of autotune.
You know, my singing is not the best.
Autotune is good.
It's amazing, R.E.
My chat box made a pretty good song.
Oh yeah, play your song, let me hear it.
Okay, let me explain what I'm going to do.
This is a me and Rage's song called R.E.
R.E.?
because if it's braided, I handle it.
Ah, already?
Alright, let's hear that.
I'm down.
You were rapping on this one?
Uh, yes.
It's my three milli coming out.
Okay.
Uh.
It's got a little bit of three milli.
It's not hard to find it on YouTube.
Nice.
How long did it take you guys to make that song?
It took like two hours.
Two or three hours.
That's good.
And yours was just an hour?
Yeah, it was like almost two hours,
like hours you really do have an actual talent for singing now much because
alright I think my friends are really good artists so like they help me
really yeah Sasha's gonna rapping not just gonna singing and
Kdaff got a CD.
Okay.
He'll certainly help me.
Cute.
Oh, this is it.
Yes, let me go to the rip time stamp.
Okay, let's hear it.
R.E.
R.E.
Uh, that was something.
Where is it?
Fire song.
No, we don't have it on YouTube or anything.
We need to...
We're going to the time stamp?
Actually, like, release it.
Oh yeah, you should have dropped it.
Maybe I'll see you when I see this song.
Yeah, watch this song right now.
I need some spare points.
Raise your Emily song, let me hear it.
Okay, yeah, let's hear it.
Hey!
Hey!
I don't know how to read this
He's always mimoring
Oh, okay there you go
You know what?
He does almost rap a little bit
I always do reactions and stuff
I don't have a link
Oh yeah, should anyone get the link to the song?
I'm sorry
But yeah, you shouldn't release your next
What's your next song? What do you want it to be about?
Part of your love song.
Not just cause like-
Really?
I really love songs that are like the easiest for me to make.
Are you kidding? They're easy. They come so easy to you.
Yeah, just a little.
That's so nice, are you kidding?
Okay, and like a love song, maybe you can, um, like, uh, like a poem song.
Not a promo song.
Not a promo song. It's like, but now I'm like a little-
I was thinking about having my wedding on stream.
Oh, OK.
You think it was bad?
Maybe ask your future wife about it.
OK.
And see if they would like it.
Would you ever have your wedding on stream?
See, I don't know.
It's not about how great Ron in the hand is.
I feel like I'm lying down.
Because I want to have my work on stream.
But then after watching the movie,
I can't, I don't think I can.
Oh yeah, that was intense, intense.
It's a lot, yeah.
And like, I wanna do it in a hospital,
but you can't shoot in the hospital, I think.
Oh yeah, you can.
Yeah, so I'm like, I don't know if I can
shoot my birth anymore.
However, wedding, probably not.
Well that could be a good stream, Marky.
Yeah, out of my head,
I wanna pull up to the wedding.
Uh-huh.
Have it.
That's cute.
Only thing that I wanna,
All of CS can be your group, then?
Yes, all of CS.
I'm like, getting you really braver on, though.
Aw, it's OK.
And at that point, like...
You got it in recent?
Yes.
Yes.
And your future wife will be like, yeah, this is Markey.
OK.
And I'm sure she would want to, too.
Yeah, because it's a memory that will last forever.
Yes.
Yeah, exactly.
That's so true.
What do you have?
A big thank you.
Oh, nice.
I got the leak.
Let's see...
Um...
The Spotify!
Right here is RE!
RE?
And uh...
RE
Band range.
It takes a lot of songs.
And Spotify...
Oh wait, it's on Spotify.
Oh, someone uploaded it?
We don't need double-oh, we're on the phone
Why are you in front of me? Why do you hate not me?
This is Chinese tea, bitch
I just drink a bottle of Fuzhu, I'm the chungu
Got the hot flavor, I'm drinking tea
To do the brumpeja, I'm coming
Now you're looking for the next one
You're blazing heavy pieces
And my models think he breaks and break the stage
You're blazing, we take on the like of nature
Okay, I'm not gonna give you my phone, will you?
I'm gonna give you my story
I'm gonna give you my story
I'm gonna give you my story
I like watching you guys do stuff you say.
Well, do you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm glad you're doing this.
I'm just gonna take a touch.
I'm just gonna take a touch.
Yeah.
I'm just gonna take a touch.
Yeah.
No.
I'm just gonna take a touch.
You have some bars in there!
You like my slow?
I really like rapping. I just need help writing.
No, like I said, this body is cheap.
Because I'm thermally.
Because I'm thermally, we are raised taking over or something like that.
Like a nation.
Like a nation that we hate, and we hate the nation.
That's your heart!
That's your heart.
I'll chat, making the lyrics.
They snap.
Thank you.
Yeah, it's really fun to get music.
Cause then, cause then Chad can listen to it.
And then imagine you get a TikTok famous song.
On TikTok.
Yeah.
You can just start your music career.
Literally.
No, one of my goals is, oh, I want to perform like a concert with all my songs.
Oh, that'd be great.
Just like the chance though.
But I don't have like, like the Chicken Spark be free.
And I don't have like anyone to come.
And then, yeah, I just perform for everyone.
Oh my god, you gotta get more songs.
Yeah.
Do you want to hear one of my other songs?
Yes, I would love to.
Okay, it's called, uh, I made this one with, uh, Sutton.
It's called Love Struck.
Love Struck.
That one I was rapping a little bit.
This one brought me?
Yeah.
Yeah, I like the name.
Yeah, it's like a K-pop type of thing.
I was like, they're not crazy.
This is Sutton's singing, and then I'm a little bit down.
I'm like, what's going on?
Hello!
I said, you know, yeah.
I love you.
Yeah.
We were writing these lyrics.
It was a little bit.
Is there a hop on that dick?
No, I did not say a hop on that dick.
That's bad.
No, I said hop off.
Oh.
Hop off that dick.
Yeah, no, because it's like a metaphor.
Like, people are like on your dick.
Oh.
It means I like, yeah.
So, like, it means like someone is like on your face.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Not like that.
Not like hop on that dick.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like.
Wow, no, no, it's like hop-off like
Like someone's talking trash about you hop off that dick. Yeah, it's like that, you know
I'm just a little sure I know this song.
Yeah, it's up here.
So what do you think?
I love it!
You can be honest.
I thought it was really nice.
I think all your songs are really good.
Oh, thank you.
Like, I can see them blowing up on TikTok.
It's good!
Hey, maybe one of these songs one day?
Yeah, I think the melody is really good.
really good. Like it's a couple of that. Oh, I think I think my chat really wants me to hear Heart of Metal. Okay. That's my third song that
made Heart of Metal. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that one's uploaded by Nas. Yeah, but Heart of Metal. I'm on this like a
minutes. And then yeah, then that'll be the final song.
It's hard to decide, baby
Cause you're all alone
Cause you're all alone
Cause you're all alone
Every day
And it's hard to say
Baby, please
Come on
Come on
Come on
Come on
Come on
Come on
Come on
Oh my God!
That's a short one.
That's my...
Yeah, yeah, I just want to see you.
It's really cool to see, yeah, all these nice songs.
Keep it up!
I'm excited to hear your next release.
We should make a song one day.
Wow, I would love to rap on another song.
Yes, let's rap.
I would be down.
I just need my ghostriders chat to help me.
No, yeah.
With Chad, I would have to help.
We wouldn't make any songs.
They would be good.
Yeah.
Have you ever sang before?
Yeah, but I don't like singing.
I'm not very good at singing, we're like, I like it but I'm not good.
I get nervous on my tone deaf and they'll be telling me, you know.
Oh my god, yeah, I'm a little tone deaf.
I remember like my first song was so bad.
Really?
Yeah, cause I was like, the child's like, what are you doing?
What?
Yeah, I'm so bad.
But that does the autotune thing?
Yeah, autotune is the same thing.
Okay, I would do autotune.
I like singing, I like the rap.
You're a good singer, thanks.
Hey, I like rapping.
Oh, I'm so good.
I see it just a little bit, all over the place.
They're like, la, la, la.
La, la, la.
You don't know how to hear the bells, do you?
Hear the bells.
Wait, what's that?
It's the cruise terminal.
It's like, buh, buh, buh, buh.
Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh,
buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh.
Yeah.
It's like Harmonized.
Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.
Yeah, see, my shababak, I'm not even.
I'm really good at that.
I'm not even like those little drive.
Oh, you can go ahead and harmonize.
Okay.
You do the bass part.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, you have to see the same thing.
See, I'm tone down.
I'm telling you, I might have been trolling.
You have to stay there.
Stay at the same thing.
Yeah, so this thing repeat it over and over again.
Okay, ready?
Let's go.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
the process of waiting.
That was good.
And then Auto Tube will fix everything.
Yes, and then Auto Tube will take it from there
and then we'll have a banger on our hands.
Wow.
I do want a choice, though.
That would be awesome.
You should try it.
Really?
Yes.
You think so.
In the beginning you were partying that stuff a little bit,
but that's okay to mess up.
Yeah.
You know?
I was watching the creepiest culture today
and everything sounded so good.
Oh my God, yeah.
I was so nervous performing my song.
You did very well.
You were hitting all those notes.
Yeah.
song would you have done if you were to perform the Christmas song?
I hate performing Christmas songs.
Really?
Yeah, like, maybe like, rocking around the Christmas tree or something like that.
Christmas tree or the happy holiday.
Yeah, that might have been better.
That is a good song.
It's like, I'm scared of saying, you don't know if you're on the…
Fruit.
No, yeah, I try to never look at my singing clips.
Really?
Yeah, because I watch them back and then I'm just cringing them up like, oh my
god, that's what I sounded like.
Oh, yeah, no, that's almost so long. I was like, at least not me that little I knew
It was like the same four lines
Yeah, it's good though, I want to wish you a Merry Christmas
I don't know where she won't be any Christmas. Wait, you should do Christmas Caroling one day
Yeah, would you ever do that me as the caroler? Yeah. Oh, no, thank you. I
I don't think so. Especially if they get tips not after today.
You make two dollars!
We made two dollars.
Yeah, that was good.
The family was like, they were like scared to approach us, but they gave us the dollar, which is really nice.
Maybe they were just trying to let us, you know, perform.
Yeah! Give us a little spotlight.
Yeah.
Yeah, we can do a lot of musical stuff.
How did you come to Austin?
The last time I was here was around July.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, that was a long time ago.
But I'll probably come like every three months.
Okay.
Yeah, every three months.
Very cool.
Next time, dumpster diving.
You're actually down to go dumpster diving?
I feel like that'd be so fun.
We had to find good dumpsters, though.
Yeah, we gotta map out the best dumpsters to go to.
Oh, good.
We can go to the best places.
Okay.
Do the dumpster diving.
We go to a pawn shop.
See how much money we made?
We made honestly, I think the cook is going to apartment dumpsters
Way that is oh my god those were I found the PJs and it's been a part of our bed and an apartment dumpster
And they were brand new
We're never gonna be the allegations
like art habits aren't weird. Yeah. Like literally like the exact same we have the exact same habits.
The truth. Showering every day. The laundry thing. Yeah I never do laundry. The bed sheets.
The bed sheets. Wait how are you going to wash my bed sheets? I haven't washed my bed sheets. Months.
Okay. Maybe like. What color are your bed sheets? Like I make sure to get like darker bed sheets so people can't see.
It is not going to be fair, but my mentions aren't even dirty.
Mine used to be white.
Pfft!
It's not!
It's white!
What do they know?
It's white.
Okay.
Or it's an off-white?
Yeah, I get the idea.
Off-white, yeah.
I mean, off-white is nice.
It's not because of anything.
It's because it's just like time.
Huh?
How does that work?
Like, your white shirts don't just stay white.
True!
Right?
Yeah, that is true.
Yeah.
Okay.
So it's like, it's fine.
Oh, I do make sure to change my pillow sheets. I tried to
That's a good habit. I don't do that.
Yeah, I put my face on there and I would always break out so much.
Oh really? Yeah, but I haven't changed my pillow sheets.
Wait, you don't break out?
Even though I have all my habits, I don't really get too much acne.
Yeah, me, I get them low-key a lot.
Really?
Yeah, I'm rocking the pimple patches.
Those actually are so good. I didn't think that they could work so well.
They work amazing.
like in college and never worked in the now it's like I use it and work yeah like it's like magic
yeah the pillowcase I should probably I like flip the pillow yeah I do that I flip the pillow
back front there's a fly here you know there's a big fly our fly friend I do this back front inside
out oh my god there's a fly in here with us no no it's because it's only that we kept the
the door open that's why there's a flyer.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, the flyer.
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
No, I don't like, the clip we had to hold me with all the flies out.
Wasn't that crazy?
Yeah, it was crazy.
It's just like, it's just because I left it there for, for Dreamcon, like I just left
it in the kitchen.
Oh yeah.
I believe it.
Not because I'm dirty, because I just got laced out for God.
Was there anything gross that you've done beside the cockroaches?
You're like, oh my God.
at our crib that we live at since when people here looks like it looks terrible
yeah it's terrible like every time like because of my room is fairly clean but
then when I walk out and I see like the hallways and like the living room it's
just like there's clothes underwear somehow some poop stains it's just like dirty
food a bunch of bad literally looks like there's matches on the floor I
I feel like, ew!
Love it!
But like, you know what I'm saying? I feel like, you know...
You don't live like this?
Yeah, like, we're just...
We're keeping it real.
Maybe let's try next year to try to be more hygienic.
No!
No, no.
No.
Because I do like the idea of like, new resolutions.
Yeah?
Yeah, me too.
Ooh, are you cooking up some new resolutions or do you already have some in mind?
One is, I want to start journaling more...
Oh, that's good.
Because I like your look.
Maybe I'll like, I don't know, exercise.
Ha, ha, ha.
Plotty.
Maybe I want like a good goal to be go to Pilates.
That'd be fantastic.
I tried Pilates once.
And?
It was so hard.
It was like, that was one of the hardest workouts
I've ever had.
It's like core, right?
Yeah, core, like everything.
It was so hard.
It's like, maybe I'll do Pilates.
Yeah, I thought it would be good.
What about you?
One of my new year resolutions is to have a hobby off-stream.
That's just one thing I do.
Even if it's like, maybe I learned how to play basketball,
because I'm not that good.
Maybe play basketball.
Or even train.
I don't know, something.
Or maybe riding a motorcycle could be one of my hobbies.
There's something like that.
Yeah, I would totally do it.
Yeah, I want one hobby off-stream.
Try to be a little cleaner, but I don't know how realistic that is. Yeah, that's good. Realism. Yeah, you got to be realistic with your goals
Okay, I'm not realistic when I come to cleaning. Yeah
Yeah, I would I'm cleaning all off-stream all day tomorrow. That's good start the new year with a clean apartment
That's very maybe that'll be my my like yes, which to go towards being cleaner
I'll just keep a clean apartment the rest of the year
Yeah, or maybe it might be like when people go to the gym in the beginning of the year
and then they only go for like the first month and then they stop. That might be you.
But hey, they're still good. Yeah, maybe less than a month.
Give it a week, maybe. Yeah.
Well, at least we try.
True, it's really about the effort.
Yeah.
Definitely about the effort.
Okay, we try our best. Give it a day.
Yeah, I just hope I can stay tomorrow.
And I thought I don't get lazy.
I will be watching you through tomorrow morning.
Oh yeah.
Just doing some charity.
Give it back.
Love it.
Give it back.
We're like two minutes away.
Almost there.
What a fun day, Argie.
For real?
Did you enjoy it?
Yes.
Oh, I'm glad.
It went by so fast.
Yeah, it did go by fast.
We did our jokes.
And then we got to yap a lot.
The burger was so good.
Yeah, it was such a fun day.
fun day I'm glad thank you and we're literally about the dirty do-oh like that
it's so nice I like that dirty do-oh cuz now that people come after me I'll be
like yes I cover me come for Emily yeah true we should like night all you night
Because I know there's some out there, but they're hiding.
I know, I know, they're worried.
We should all unite.
But we can get like a plan.
Yes, like a cult.
Oh, a cult.
A cult of our habits.
I think that'd be really good.
I think that would be good.
Aw, well that was so nice.
It was so fun.
We have arrived.
Yay.
Are you keeping this?
You home?
I'm going to job rob in the morning.
OK, nice.
Yeah.
You going just for today?
Yeah, just for that.
Sorry, barely used it.
No, it's fine.
I like driving it, though.
No, no, driving was funny.
Yes, very cool.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Stank cult.
Thank you.
Stank cult.
And maybe one day we do a stream where we have our cult and then we recruit people.
Okay.
On other streams or something.
Wait, so that's crazy.
We could probably do a stream challenge where the longest to not shower or something.
We should.
Like the longest like a dirt like it's a dirty challenge. Oh, yeah
We'd be a normal like normalize. We should do like
Something we're like we get so dirty, but then it's a challenge to not shower. Yeah
No, cuz I've been doing Doug challenges
I did a challenge at six times where I ate a bunch of food and I did a laxative challenge in the escape room
Yeah, and then yeah, so I'm looking for more challenges like that
They're calling it a stankathon
We could do the stankathon oh
Oh, and then we have a random person come and smell it and smell who's worse
Or we try to go the long way
Yeah, we got the fear factor thing. Oh, I love your back. That's my
No, I should not go factor to me. I'm not sure factor. Wait, but would you ever be in a fear factor if they have that?
I would yeah, yes, I think so wait. What's your fear? I think the grossest thing is oh besides like
Maybe getting like getting tased. I guess I would be oh, I'm gonna take yeah
I guess I get over it.
Like a real taze?
No, it was like a pen taser.
So it wasn't a big one.
Yeah, but it was in a scape room,
and then you were quick enough at solving it.
They had workers that would scare you and taze you.
Really?
Yeah, it was actually bad.
Wait, the scape room in LA?
That one, that one.
I was going to do that with Leslie, but then she was like,
it's a little.
Next year you should do it.
All right.
I think it's open year round,
but during Halloween, it's extra scary.
Yeah, but you should do it one day.
It's actually really fun.
Wow, OK, that sounds fun.
But I see the 17 doors. That was funny. Yeah, I love 17 door. That was so fun. Yeah, that's one of my favorite strings
Thank you
For everything today. Thank you for coming. It was so fun. Yes
I will hopefully see you very soon. Yeah, in the future. That's what's great
Thank you for having me. Yes a w Emily and then you guys so much for being tuned in
And I think you guys for having me from Emily's chat. Yes. Yes, Arky
What Emily, what do you call your chat?
Well, I call them the MCells, but I don't know if that's like...
Oh, MCells! Thank you for having me!
Yes, the MCells!
I hope you guys enjoyed!
Yeah, today was so fun! Our little talks.
Okay, are you gonna do desktop?
No, I'm parking in.
Oh, really? Okay, I will end in like, I'll say bye to my child.
Okay.
Okay.
Bye, Emily!
Hi, Argie!
Yeah.
Hi, Emily.
Thank you so much for today!
I found home.
You shut up, Sam.
Okay, but today was so fun!
Yes.
Bye!
Peace!
Bye bye!
Bye chat!
Hello chat!
Are we over here?
Okay, hi.
The day was so fun. I can't wait to watch the clips back.
It'll be lovely.
What a fun day.
Isn't it crazy?
That me and R here are so similar.
We're not wild?
Uh...
It was fun, I'm glad you guys liked it!
Very, very fun!
Um...
Yeah, we're literally twins!
Stinkathon is crazy!
We found our twin for real, for real!
So freaking cool!
Um, it's not a good thing!
No, it is, it is!
It's a very good thing!
Come on Chas said please leave the stink talk back in 2025.
Guys, this is the real me!
This is- this is real! This is me!
I can't hide my true self.
Maybe I'll talk about it a little less, but this was just so cool with ARC.
He- he really thought the exact same- same things that I did.
So it's wild.
This is real! This is pretty low-bottom.
You guys should clean together for a stream. Oh my god, I would cry. That sounds like heck.
They left the door open. It would happen. Both the nailers. Thank you guys so much for watching
today. It was super fun. Hangout with Archie. Very, very cool talking to him. And, you know,
doing the award show recap. I will be live. Next time I see you, we'll be in the Dominican
Republic! Wow, I don't know when it is but I will be taking a few days off for
the holidays with my family and then if I had to guess I think the first one will
be on Saturday. Okay so I'm gonna guess Saturday but keep an eye on the
schedule. Happy holidays everyone! Thank you guys so much for all the all the
Support and and again making for my thoughts a great year. Thank you for um, you know
Liking me even if I'm dirty a little bit. I'm not even dirty. I'm just I'm just uh,
You know, I just don't like to clean
so thanks for
Unconditionally, you know, what's your family's great. Thank you. Yeah
Thank you Alback for the 200, thank you Klamath and 200.
We love you Emily, Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas guys, happy holidays.
Thank you guys so much.
I'll see you guys in the DR.
Make sure to follow Arc if you haven't.
He is very awesome, very fun to talk to and hang out with.
So today was great.
And Merry Christmas guys, thank you so much.
I'm going to thank you for the prime.
Appreciate you.
Happy holidays.
Thank you, Epic for the five!
Okay, okay, thank you!
I appreciate ya!
Merry Christmas!
Have a merry Christmas!
And a jolly good year!
Okay, happy holidays, y'all!
Thank you for the five gifted!
Is Archie still streaming?
I'll be streaming after this.
He said it was ending.
See y'all soon!
At least I'll still be streaming in 2025.
So, this is my first time
So, this isn't a happy new year yet.
I'll be able to say great. I will...
David, congratulations.
Thank you! David for the fight, thank you!
Appreciate ya! Thank you, thank you!
I'll just write them anyway.
Thank you so much for the gift.
Thank you for the support and love this whole year.
I will see you guys next time.
Bye, chat!
Oh, he is ending? Okay, we'll raise someone else. I will look.
Bye, chat! Thanks for watching!
See you guys in the next dream! Happy Holidays!
Good night! We're Torch Torch! Bye!
Have a good night! Bye, chat! Thank you!
Bye!
And the best of each hero in the game is on him
Black first you win the guns, but the guns on him
You gon' tell them that he's going little bit of guns on him
Put them on the battlefields, but they think they know where niggas
Let's try not to miss what I said, huh
Man, it's a bitch, you put the guns on him
Get him where our niggas from, I ain't got so long
I'm a genie, I'm gonna be you worth something
My soul keeps spitting, but I'm back on him
Bring him to the wet, but I'm in a rift
Bring him to the dome, in my pit, and throw a little bit of dirt on him
I put a little dirt on them, dirt on them throwing little dirt on them.
Triggers in these in the air, put a little work on them.
Work on them, put a little work on them.
Triggers in candy, I put a little dirt on them.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Put a little dirt on them.
Hello, I'm trying to get some barbecue, but I can't find your restaurant.
Is it the Anderson Mill Road location?