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REACTS AND YAPSS:D ⭐ THEN @CINNA TEACHES ME HOW TO COOK LATER! ⭐ YIPPEE CAN'T WAIT TO BECOME A CHEF TODAY ⭐ - !po !socials
02-06-2026 · 9h 47m
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BOOSTING
Let me read it, I can't make it.
Oh he's sick.
Oh, oh, oh, I wish I could.
No, no it's just-
Oh there's a blessing.
Oh of course!
Oh no, Brenda, you deserve it!
Oh my God!
You guys are so precious!
Oh my students, well thank you so much!
Oh, it's so sweet!
You guys are here amazing!
Oh my God!
Thank you so much!
Thank you for coming!
Of course!
Look at this Emily Sen!
Oh, of course!
Yes!
I love my kids.
They just love the pressures.
I'm grandma and so many kids.
Oh my god!
Yes, you work so hard, brother.
I'm my favorite student.
Her name is Kim Kim.
Kim Kim, you have his name as Kim.
What do you think?
People probably think like, what do people think of this?
Like when they see us out in public they think this.
That's right, he'll pull for a bearer too.
I've done a yield move, I'm not sure that's a bearer or a yield.
You know what? It probably looks like I paid for a prostitute.
Yeah, I can't sell it.
What are you saying?
That's what this looks like. I look like that guy
who paid for an import prostitute.
And I make her do jumping jacks.
That's what this shit looks like.
Oh my god.
Well, you're a little silly.
Thank you, Thurry.
Smells very tea-like.
Hello, Sire.
Thank you for welcoming us.
We will take a gander at your options.
Thank you so much.
Wait, this isn't good.
Don't take this home.
You like it?
That is crazy. What? John. John, John, I'm, stand up. He's gonna kill you. John, he's
gonna kill you. Oh my god, I don't want him to bite his head off. Oh my god, I'm scared
I'm scared. I'm so scared. I'm so scared.
So today was like three and a half four days and I was like dang.
I think it's day three for me.
Yeah you look good though.
Yeah, your hair does not look that that's about like a three for me too
Like hair things you can just cover your hair
What's your favorite agent?
Okay.
Asian? Agents. Oh, Agent Asian. I like a lot of Asian people. I think, um, I don't know, well, okay, anyway, my favorite agent? Answer the question, answer the question. It's Sage? No, the other question. Oh, we put that count. Well, I'm Chinese, so I'm gonna pick Chinese. No, what?
I'm asking like specifically
Let's go!
Let's go!
That was sick and awesome!
That was sick and awesome!
That was sick and awesome!
That was sick and awesome!
That was sick and awesome!
That was sick and awesome!
Emily, that was impressive!
That was so cool!
I would have screamed throughout.
Guys, the only scary part is the impact.
It's okay.
It's okay, Emmy, I would not recommend it!
She didn't even play with her arm.
She didn't even like to eat.
Oh God!
Hello, chat!
Hello, chat!
Hello, are we alive?
Hi, chat!
Happy Friday, everyone!
It's the weekend almost!
And I don't remember the last time
I've been live.
remember the last time I've been live this early so that's pretty cool.
Diana, I think for the eight months, I get to 18th for the sixth month.
I sat in for the tier three earlier.
It is Friday, yippee!
It's a Super Bowl weekend, yippee!
I have on the red shirt that I got with Maya sama.
Woohoo!
And today is going to be a fun day.
We're gonna hang out with Sina today.
The reacts, amazing.
Duck, thank you for the five gifted.
Hard gift, hard gift.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, Mickey DNA for the 27 months.
Let's go.
Thank you, thank you Scarf for the 14.
Yeah, we're gonna have a fun day ahead.
And I can't wait to become an official chef today.
I know I'm really good at eating,
but now I will be good at cooking too.
My Super Bowl predictions is, I think, well, obviously, Seahawks are gonna win.
And, apparently, that's not even, like, uh, controversial.
Duh.
And then Seahawks will win, and then Seattle will go crazy.
Thank you.
Uh, no teeth for the 21 months.
Thank you, Yeeve.
Why are your teeth green?
Play!
Oh my god!
The pickleball fiasco.
My-my-my tongue and teeth aren't green anymore, right?
I will never forget those disgusting ass pickle balls.
It was so bad.
Yeah, thankfully, you know, my teeth aren't gray anymore.
It was an actual nightmare.
And then yesterday, guys, I cleaned out my car and unfortunately I just threw it all
the way.
I like forgot that they were in the bag and I just threw away all the pickle balls.
So I can't, I can't, what is it, prank Santa today.
We could maybe get pickleball to bring all my other friends or something. I clean I know
Thank you so much. Well, are we gonna circle K and I get pickleballs
Thank you Evan for the seven months. I appreciate you. Thank you and the key
Also guys, I tried to vlog yesterday. I have a story. I tried my best to the gym next one
I'll do it probably on stream within the month of February so this is good it can be like
three three times a month but yeah I will be going to the gym in February eventually.
Angela, thank you for the Prime, thank you so much, appreciate ya.
Okay so this is what happened.
I'm trying to vlog, right?
Who is watching and no stopping.
Thank you!
Thank you these these one for the 18 and serenity disco for the prime my Christmas tree
Emily I love you and your Christmas tree Terry is still doing great
He's probably coming down in like a like a week
So we have to enjoy him while we can and I'll probably a vlog it. I'll vlog me taking him down
Thank you so much for the dicks and
Thank you, Jeffery. I'll just have so nice. Thank you, Jeffy. Thank you Don Vroom for the yo. All right, so
So, let me tell you about me vlogging, all right?
I am trying to become a vlogger because I'm trying to get my life together and everything.
And yesterday I was like, okay, I'm going to totally vlog and it'll be great.
And then I woke up and I got my period and I was like, oh my god, I'm freaking tired.
I can't do this.
I am not able to, I can't do like a full vlog because I got my period and then I got cramps
and I was laying in bed all day.
What do you mean excuses?
I literally just laid in bed all the time.
It was unlucky timing.
However, I did vlog some parts of me making avocado toast.
Okay, so I vlogged me making my breakfast,
but then when I ate the breakfast, it was too zoomed in.
So it's like, I'm like, oh my God, vlogging is so hard.
Like, let me show you.
So, so this is what it looks like when I'm eating the actual avocado toast.
You can't even see my friggin' reaction, cause my head's cut off.
And I'm like, what am I supposed to do with this footage?
Like, I guess it could be like me, you can't even see my face.
But I'm like, bruh, it would be pretty good if like, you know, you could actually see me.
But I'm not fit for this vlog real life.
I'm just trying to eat my avocado toast and it didn't work.
I'm so sad.
So the security cam footage and then and then this is I don't know I'll probably
keep trying so that was my breakfast yesterday me blogging it my avocado
toast and stuff and then and then like I'm actually trying I'm trying to be a
blogger but I feel like it looks so weird
I'm putting my coat on, my avocado on my nose.
But it would have been really perfect if my freaking face was in the frame.
It's so sad.
Thank you guys for all the subs.
Blessingly, thank you for the eight months.
Thank you, oh cool, for the nine.
Thank you, Blue Sailor, for the prime.
Welcome, Blue Sailor, thank you for the fresh prime.
Thank you, self-inflicted, achromatic.
Ah, shucks.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, Starno.
Thank you, Tressame.
Thank you, Mazes.
So I I either like have to just not show me
Like look, I'm actually I'm actually vlogging it's pretty cool, right? And then it's like me
Me with my avocado that's like what the fuck is this?
So I'll probably try but it really does suck that
The the eating is off
in bro so it could be funny but yeah so that's that tabby thank you for the meow
so I tried that but that's all the thing I filmed was my freaking making my
avocado toast because yeah that was my breakfast yesterday and it was pretty
good that's a good angle yeah I would say that usually like the angles were not
bad also this is what I made for dinner I made ground beef and then pasta and
and marinara sauce I literally ate pasta for the past three dinners is that bad
isn't bad if I only eat pasta because that's the only thing I know how to make
I've been eating spaghetti for the past three days and I'm like oh my god it
tastes really good it's so easy I do cost them very nice easy okay ash thank
you for the prime yeah I'm just gonna take a little bit to get to get enough
footage to release a vlog but hopefully it'd be nice it would be okay I'm
Italian maxing yeah but I like it when it's like easy and stuff try rice you
need protein yeah that's why yesterday was the first day that I did ground beef
So then the ground beef was like the the first protein I cooked and it tastes so ass like it
The ground beef is just so dry. I don't know. That's my fault or something
But it's really dry and then I put in like a ton of seasonings on it like I'm putting in like paprika coming whatever
Lemon pepper or whatever and it still tastes horrible. I'm like well, it sucks. Was a skill issue
That's why today
Santa's gonna teach me how to cook. It's gonna be great. Does Sarah get updates mug check? Thank you, number two
for the prime. Um, okay, so I
Haven't been sending Sarah up because I'm not quite sure she was serious because I could actually send her everything
Maybe I'll text a picture of it to her. I'll be like
Sarah, I made this pasta yesterday. I'll do like a little bit
I'll send I'll send it to her and then she'll be really proud of me
Okay, let's see.
Sarah!
I made this pasta yesterday for dinner.
It's just like a night.
I don't want to bother her, but I'll just send her one photo.
Okay, cute.
Alright, let's see what she says.
She'll be like, oh, that was really good.
Well, yeah, I'm going to ask them if we can maybe make the guacamole today.
That'd be so crazy.
It teaches me how to make her famous guac.
And then we're gonna be going grocery shopping
on stream anyway, so Chad can kind of help us decide
what to cook.
And then maybe like, she teaches me how to make
like a good steak, or she teaches me how to make salmon.
That would be so helpful.
So then I can make salmon on my own for dinner and stuff.
So we'll see what I've excited.
Do spam wassouvy?
She makes amazing stands, spam wassouvy.
I'm serious, Sina is the best cook I know.
She's so talented.
So I feel like we're really good hands today.
Yes, so thank you for the prime
and thank you anonymous for getting to XQC.
That is so nice.
I want something that I could do on my own
and that's easy to cook, so I'm not lazy.
So that is the goal, that is the goal.
Sam and Julie's really good too.
Yes, Julie is great.
By the way guys, we have some stream ideas popping in
for the next week.
It's Valentine's Day soon and I don't have a Valentine
But I'm going to maybe ask one of my girlies to be my valentine.
And we're going to hopefully do a fun stream with that,
that Jacob cooked up.
Bronx, thank you for the prime.
Appreciate you.
Yeah, I need to.
OK, so the plan, I think it's going
to be probably on the 13th on Friday,
is we're going to be doing like a,
I'm going to be like an NPC and then
chat picks what I do during a dinner Valentine's date with a
girly. Okay, so I have to I have to ask around and see who is
available.
Oh, no. It's my first f. Okay, I definitely think it's either
like a router thing or an AT&T thing.
Thank you, Mike, for the 29 months.
Thank you, thank you.
Kratos is definitely my router.
Or it's my AT&T.
It's a Windows thing.
I got a new ethernet cable.
I got a new PC.
And it still drops connection sometimes.
It's really weird.
Dijen, thank you for the prime that you
for the 29 months. But yeah, so that's the plan for sometime this week, for Valentine's Day, is chat will, will, I'll be an NPC and you guys tell me what to do during a dinner date. And Jacob will be tell, Jacob's going to be doing all the prompts and stuff. So that'll be fun. Yay. Yeah, what do you think it's what it is that is it the is it the router.
I got a new cable. I got um, maybe my windows is fucked up
I don't know, but that's the first time in like
15 hours of streaming on this desktop
Thank you
Thank you, thank you epic very kind
Must be the router the thing is that it did this yesterday as well
So the route like the internet just dropped randomly for like a minute yesterday night when I was using the PC
And I was like what what the heck is happening?
so whatever
You already switched playing a router as well last year. I think I've had the same router for three years or two years
So maybe just like I need like a new box or something. Whatever. It's fine. It's not like too crazy
But yeah, so that'll be fun for Valentine's Day. You can't wait and then
I don't know if it's announced yet, but there's going to be something on Valentine's Day itself.
Sarah responded! Sarah said, let's go! Oh my gosh, how sweet! Oh, she said, let's go! She's very excited.
Oh, she's probably so proud of me that I'm sorry to cook and stuff. David, thank you!
Yes, that is very cool. Okay, it is announced. Yeah, so
Bonnie's hosting an event on Saturday. Yeah, okay, Bonnie's having a party on Saturday
And so then we'll be going to that and then I'll probably stream before the party and do like Valentine's Day stuff
So we have a very busy
Weekend ahead of us
Crazy, thank you Mike for the gifted appreciate ya. Yep party party
And I'm eating my blueberries.
So, can't wait, can't wait.
It shall be fun.
But I'm excited to hang out with them today.
Did you know that the last time me and Senna had an actual, like, one-on-one collab was in 2022?
Wait, is it?
2023 was our first solo collab.
Is when we did this together
April oh my gosh
crazy and then now we're bringing it back today
It's crazy because it doesn't feel like that since we used to live together
Oh my gosh
baby you look like a little baby oh my gosh the photos oh god okay yeah this is a curse a curse
lineup of okay crazy oh my god oh my god okay let's see what i look like
I
Okay, yeah, that's me with my me with my contacts and I look positivity
I look skinnier. I know I look younger
Is that baby Emily you look the same I'm done with my contacts, bro
I can get mad you because it's in the contract of what we're doing, right? I know I look I look a little
I just look angular. I don't know
Oh my god, that is so cute. Is it like a college student?
Oh my god
Wait, that's three years ago. Oh my god, that's crazy. I love
I don't know. I think it's you look 12 just younger. Yeah, I think the reason why I stopped wearing my contacts is, okay, first of all, the blue contacts were like extremely blue. They looked really unnatural.
And also I got like an eye infection because I was sleeping in my contacts. And then I'm like, ah, I think I have gotten two eye infections.
And so then I'm like, okay, that's kind of scary because knowing myself
They're like they're like monthly monthly contacts. So then I'm like they're probably thick enough to sleep in so then I was
I was sleeping them, but now I have daily contacts and I like I take them out every night. Isn't that awesome?
Thank you night for the 31 months appreciate y'all. So I am a I'm getting better
Getting better with it.
It's so crazy looking at this though, but yeah, this is our this is our
Oh my god, I put Sina as who's the cringiest. Oh
I could have put myself. I was gonna say
Most likely to say I'm not racist, but who's also gonna be a top of the Ellis ethnic. Oh my god. This is crazy
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm scared.
I'm scared.
This is so scary.
Oh my god, I'm scared.
I'm like greeting all these ones.
Um, okay.
Uh, oh my god.
Who do you think farms the least subs, Nick?
That's not true.
He farms the most subs. What the heck? What was I thinking back then?
Who likely hates their chat E-Rob? Who do you think has gone away with the most TOS violations E-Rob?
Wow, great. Great. Okay. Yeah, this is 2023
amazing
So yeah today today, oh my god, I'm gonna bring this up to Sina
I'll be like look at us when we were little babies and then and then us us now
So that'll be cool. We can see the the whole um, what is it the whole transformation?
Yes, how nice are you a fortune teller a lot could happen in three years?
Yes, that's very true a lot a lot can happen. All right guys. We're gonna do some
Reacts, let's watch some clips. What is happening in the twitch sphere right now?
Um...
The thing that I wanted to say is that...
Okay, I'm just gonna say it.
Because I'm sorry.
Okay.
What was that?
Okay, Gigi.
Why did you make that?
Three, two, one.
Oh my god!
It's so cute!
I want your best in the night
Hey, so cute
That was so fun
Wow, can't peak was so peak those last year. Yeah, that was great. I really enjoyed can't paint
Why do you keep muting yeah, I'm just
Also, I was Emily's party. I didn't forget it. So I asked you how was it? It was great. Yes. You was drunk
Yeah
You
Still have a bottle in your hand when you were leaving you snuck the bottle out of the cli-
Like what?
Yeah, that was that was the one day I got way too fucked up was it because of Dean was it because of Dean I don't know I
Was just I was just giving out so many shots. I was taking too many shots. I I was so hungover the next day
Oh my god, it was it was not good not good not good
Bro, I get annoyed enough rough I hear Sina voice a little bit too long a little bit too much
I get told a little I might I might just throw the whole shit game
No cap she might got a point
I really think it's Asian though agent I think agent number one
No, I
Don't think agent would backstab am I crazy?
like come on he's gonna be like he knows that me and Sita are like staring at
him like do not fucking backstab us bitch I don't think he would he doesn't
need money he does not need money like like he like why would I mean Rachel's
in either like neither do me but I don't think I don't think I don't think
Oh, but she don't want to say agent go ahead. What was her order?
Agent sinner
Agent sinner in terms of she knows what is slumber
He getting trouble if he's slender he know that he know better. Oh, he know better
Everybody knows both cats were saying agent
But Emily who really knows agent more than shot doesn't even know the agent. I think she'd know
Unless you got special privileges or some shit that we don't know about
What is he doing I generally do not think that he wouldn't that he would okay
If we ever get into that situation, all right
He's farming.
Big hole.
Mmm.
Who's that? Oh, very nice.
Ah!
Okay, there's some barky clips.
Honey!
Oh wait, did anyone watch the end of
Emily's exhibition 33?
Okay, did she say she's gonna probe?
I think 33 was actually fun.
I really enjoyed playing it, surprisingly.
Uh...
I mean...
We've been playing it.
I feel like she's gonna get bored of it.
I like it!
But, um, I mean, if she does, that's okay.
I'm glad she gave it a chance.
Aw, you know.
I like it! I think it's a good game.
It's the, um, actual, like, hitting is fun.
Okay, like, like, hitting stuff.
And parrying.
I-I really enjoy that.
I think it's great.
Okay, let's see what's in fan made.
Oh my god, some cameras got me!
Wait, my butt's got a bitch!
But, Rodney, they get to surprise!
They changed that quick!
They changed that quick!
Whee! Thank you! Oh my god!
Yeah! Yeah! Any gaps?
Wait, why do I look like that?
Oh my god, I look horrifying!
I look like I'm gonna fall asleep or something.
That was a good one.
I hate okay. I could not be serious. I swear
It's so hard keeping a straight face, thank you. Love sticky Buddha
That's how you got a feeling. This is not a good model face
Oh my god there's some nice of me!
Gray aura aura!
Wow!
Thanks guys!
How nice!
Oh.
Oh.
Officers.
arena.
arena.
Marlin level.
OK, that was better.
I look like I'm scary though.
Oh, so cute.
OK.
OK.
I
Forced my 11 year old cousin to make artwork for me theme ee driving
Kind of like crazy with the art man, and she put the stars in her roof. Let's go
Very nice art. That's hilarious
You know, that's so adorable, bro, yeah some nice art very nice
about her streams from some guy that she rolled up next is just to say thank you isn't it crazy
that Emily is so so popular everyone knows her and yet she still can't find a man
Nick gets a hot friend and now his eagles through the roof okay now now that catch a is his great
friend okay and somehow catchy is so nice to you know hang out with him he has
this huge ego he's like yeah how does Emily not have a man well it's fine it's
fine isn't that fucking hell it gets by choice I don't I think it's by choice I
think there's some wrong with her exactly I think we need it we need to look
into this sort of thing. She's definitely it's my choice. Yeah, I think that she's just she just sucks.
No, I'm working on myself. Guys, how can I how I need to like work on myself? I need to clean. I
need to cook. I need to exercise and a vlog. How how am I gonna be able to put energy into another
person properly if I can't even put energy into myself? Okay, so I need to get my life together
Before I even think about that stuff, you know what I'm saying?
I got a lot of things that I need to work out.
And then maybe when I'm more responsible and shit, then I can start looking.
Okay?
Clock it.
Clock it.
Parents talking.
The clock is ticking.
Wait, the clock is ticking.
Yes, I know.
But it's fine.
I'm 28.
That's not that old.
Okay.
I just I really just want to have kids by like 35
Aren't my eggs bad by 35
So that's just my uh my only thing is that I do want kids eventually so
That's kind of scary
Guys I'm nervous. What am I get divorced? What do you guys laugh at me?
I have a feeling I'm gonna get divorced
But that's gonna suck if like I have a kid and then oh my god, I don't even know anymore
Okay, what I have to focus on is I have to focus on myself
I have to focus on myself and then we'll see what happens three
husband
Are you afraid of?
Are you afraid of divorce?
It's just not I would prefer not to get I would prefer to not be divorced
I think it might be just like
You know guys don't see the stuff with Nick right anymore than we've laughed at Nick
We wouldn't laugh anymore than we wanted to find someone else to get divorced. Thank you Zen bed. Thank you Scott
So gotta find someone first to get divorced exactly exactly. Thank you
It's got no tear to and if you get up you took yeah, what's the what's the statistic now?
It's like 50% of people that get married end of divorced. Isn't that horrible?
Isn't that crazy?
Like, you have a half chance of divorcing, and then a half chance of being together forever.
And that's so scary.
It's fake.
Oh, I don't know if that's real or not.
However, I don't know, like, I think I read this online or something, maybe it was some
stupid tweet.
It's like, humans aren't meant to have one person for the rest of their lives.
I think it was probably some dude on Twitter just yapping.
It's like, yeah, humans aren't meant to be homogenous.
What's it called?
They're not supposed to be, what's the word?
They're supposed to be polyamorous.
We're supposed to be able to be with many other people.
Monogamous, monogamous.
Yeah, they're like, humans aren't meant to be monogamous.
How can we go a whole life with just one person?
And I was like, wait, is that true?
I don't know.
And then we'll see.
That's what the cheaters say.
Forreston.
But like, I like monogamy.
I think monogamy is good.
But also, I haven't been in a relationship for longer
than a year.
Oh, God.
But that's just because I haven't found my person yet.
OK, I'm working on myself.
I'm working on myself.
My longest relationship was in college for a year and a half.
And then the second boyfriend was also a year,
like less than a year and a half.
And then I was like, okay, bye.
Thank you.
I married my high school sweetheart.
Well, that's so cute.
I love you, you're rich.
Thank you, Louisville for the five.
The NDR fan for the prime and Melissa for the tier one.
Louisville 21, Kentucky tipped $5.
Thank you.
You make a great wife.
Wow.
Thank you so much
I'm gonna go outside. I'm gonna start screaming slurs with a selfie stick not on stream
I'll just pretend to be live and I'll just start screaming slurs committing hate crimes and then
TV Slash Bix Family!
That's so funny.
Do you think someone could like,
would like see us and be like,
wait, yeah, they are the same person?
I think me and Fiona look alike enough
where they would believe it.
Like, oh, this is a nice still frame.
Like, look, we look kind of similar.
Like the hair, if you're blind maybe, raised is sure.
Yeah, and Leslie too.
I can kind of see it.
Wubby does?
Wait, what did Wubby say?
Did Paymoney Wubby say that we looked the same?
What the heck?
That's funny.
Alright, alright, alright.
Looking for CNN Extremely Collabs.
I'm not going to probe Extremely too much because she is so busy.
But I would love for her to be there for anything she wants to be there for.
Aw, thanks, Wake.
I saw a comment saying that Wake was my best trainer ever. Wake is a really good trainer.
He's, he's a, who said it? It's like, I think it was like an offline chat or something.
Like Wake is very patient with me. When I'm like, la la la la la, I'm tired.
Like Wake is very patient and he's like, you got this MLA and then pushes me.
And I'm like, wait, he does. Like he is, he does wait for me, which is really nice.
He was a great trainer. I did get a huge gap by being trained by wakin and canoed for sure
Yeah, we love wake heck
It's crazy
Hi, Ray
Oh my god.
Zoil twerk!
Zoil twerk!
Zoil twerk!
Zoil twerk!
Emily!
Oh, that just triggered me.
She just poured alcohol.
Just straight down her shirt.
It's so cool.
Thanks for the prime.
My bad.
Oh god.
What the hell?
What the hell would have been so mad?
Sorry Ray!
Oopsies!
Um, P.A.
Don't forget guys, we're going to South Africa with Ray in April.
I was talking to Maya and Maya was like, Emily are you going to South Africa?
And I'm like, yeah, I'm going with Ray.
And then Maya's like, Emily, do you know how long
it takes to fly there?
And I'm like, no, I didn't look at it.
But she's like, it takes 30 hours.
And I'm like, what?
And then she's like, yeah.
When I went, it took 30 hours to fly
from the US to South Africa.
And I'm like, what?
I'm still excited to go I just did not expect I did not expect it
but then apparently to Cape Town I don't know which city we're going actually I
forgot but to keep to tell that Cape Town it's 18 hours okay so it's like 18
hours on a plane but I am also gonna be there for like four days so it's like
worth it like we'll do like four screen days so I'm like that that's that's pretty
good. Also, Ray's paying for my business flight so I can lay down and I'm like,
girl, oh my god, stop it. Thank you, Ray. Ray is the best. Yeah, she's paying for my
flight and I'm like, well, of course I'm going. I can do a plane vlog. Wait, that'd
be so fun. It's like a vlog in South Africa. If I somehow am able to
get a vlog out before South Africa, then I think I'll be in my blogging arc.
This would be great our boa. Thank you for the five months
Yeah, well the the thing is we need to we need to frickin
Get out one vlog before that. I just don't know how to do it. It's so hard. It is so hard
But it's been fun. It's been fun trying
My stupid avocado. I'm actually so mad
It's like it's like a really good segment of the video and then I was just dumb
I didn't check and then I just ate the entire avocado
Look I'm like yapping to myself and no one can even see my face and I'm like oh yeah
This avocado is really good, and then I look like I was like a what is it like an ASMR person like you can't even see my eyes
Yeah, I'm like yummy yummy. I really enjoy this
And thumbs up and came and see it. Oh my god. It did taste really good though. Yeah, it is just my mouth
So, uh, yeah, we live and we learn
It's fine. Just paste this on top.
Wait, what?
Ah, 562?
Rosie, there's someone behind you!
760?
AHHHHH! Oh my fucking god!
That's Zoyle?
Wait, he looks so skinny!
He's doing so well. I cut- oh my god, look at how much weight he lost!
Look at that! He's so slim now!
Wait, I did- I- I literally thought that was Tyler One.
I was like, I saw that Tyler said Zoyle-
5-6-2?
Like, like, that's not Zoyle, right? Like, that has to be like Tyler One or something.
But that's loyal. He looks so good
He looks he's like he's losing so much weight. Oh my gosh. Good job. Zoe Zoe. He already lost 20 pounds. Wow
We could just see Rosie today
Amazing! Why is there a barber stand in front of you?
It looks like it's a different person.
Nooo!
You have a problem!
Amazing!
Uh...
Emily, you're the best. Thank you, X-Def, for the 9 months.
Oh my god. What the heck is this so beautiful? The sunset is amazing.
That sunset is insane.
Should I leave or?
I don't know.
I think we were only on the island for a day, right?
Aw, there's a captain and Saren at the sunset.
But then they're going to like Thailand now? Right?
Ready? I didn't feel a thing.
Cameraman is third wheeling for Chad. No kiss!
No kiss! So where's the kiss? And it's J-Dab song! How nice!
Wow impressive! Hey!
Now kiss
Yeah, that would be great it's just like bro. I don't know what I'm going back to China
China China China what I forgot how long it takes to go to China, but
What am I going to China? I don't know. I just hate how the
Time zone sucks like I hate the time zone. It's annoying
But yes, I would totally do it if we're both in China somehow. Thank you Furious Uncle for the prime
Thank you so much. It's a good time zone
You made it work, but I was also like I was like suffering
for sure
Look at Emily. She's cracked at this. Thank you guys. I kind of missed Tetris. I'm gonna be honest
I felt I felt very good at you know what when I was very little
I was really I was decent at this because I had that little computer
I'm not sure what this is.
Is this league?
What was that?
League?
It's guy.
He's so pretty.
Not sure nice.
Please tell me that you guys know what this is.
This was my computer before we had SEGA.
I feel like I had this but on my mom's cell phone.
This was what I was cracked on.
Wait, I definitely remember the look of this.
I think I played on my mom's like my mom's like flip phone and then and then I would play Tetris and it was so fun the brick game
Hello, I loved it. There was few games. There was Tetris and
There was oh there was this also race that one was also my favorite. I loved it. Oh my god. I saw this tiktok guys. Oh
I saw this tiktok that was um
Um, uh, Chuck E Cheese Nostalgia, okay?
And do you guys remember Chuck E Cheese Nostalgia when you put the honeybees in the pot?
Oh my God.
It unlocked memories for me.
And you put honeybees into a pot and it was my favorite game.
And then they, and then in the comments, they're like, well, my favorite was also
when you stomp on the spiders.
Okay.
When you stomp on spiders and then Maya's like, Emily, I was like, oh, sorry.
But I'm like, I'm like, yeah, like, uh, you like hit the red lights and then you stop on the spider and I was like, um, Emily, what the heck?
You're not supposed to stop on the spider.
But, oh my gosh, I love the, I love the nostalgic games.
So the Chuck E. Cheese games were so fun.
So frickin' fun.
Stomp on spider game.
What's this?
The Honey Bee game was so good.
It's just a story, but he can't affect me. The beard is growing. It's just a story any second
Oh
I've never seen a beard grow like that
Why is it? Why is there nothing on leave it in the middle? Is he like is he uh, what is it like?
shaving right here
question mark it's making a big
Good one good one chatter
Thank you for the prime one year. Thank you so much. He has beard fangs. Wow, very nice.
But he can't affect me. Amazing. The shirt is fire. I don't even know what the shirt is.
Okay, any other clips that we're watching besides me walking down the runway? Cute.
I
Very very cute
Hate this I hate this thing
Oh
Oh, this is so well made
Okay, they're going please!
They're going to be okay!
Help! Help! Help!
Help! Help!
Help! Help!
Help!
Wait, that's so good!
I totally would just fall off the map in my own car.
Wow, dark dude! That was really good!
So, so good.
All this one.
winter sled adventure
Why I forgot about this our winter sled time
I'm ready it's 78 degrees today
It's back to being warm. Thank God.
I'm cold.
I'm a little tired. I was going to look at after some pastures.
I have a lot of bones.
Trash can lid, preferably for sweating.
You also know what I don't...
It might be because I drink milk. Is that good?
I drink milk growing up so that my bones are pretty strong.
Yeah, thank gosh it's warm again.
My mom my dad would be drink milk every day, and maybe he's coming in handy for once
Gold no, let's just try it. Did you guys know better that there was no snow?
Cuz then Arthur with the day after he barely moved, but I wonder if it's because maybe he
We didn't have this thing, like we had no snow and it was so much faster.
But if he brought this tub, he might have been just as fast.
Ten-long thing for the prime!
Oh my god, oh my god, stop!
I hold the record distance!
Aw, wait, oh!
I like that clip, that was the worm.
Yay!
So scary though. It is really scary. Yay! Beautiful!
That is what I call Jackass music. Oh. Thank you Rock. Amazing. Absolutely amazing.
It was a- oh my
Hey!
Hey!
O-okay!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Okay!
Thank you!
Um...
Dan Eddard?
What's going on?
I don't know.
Bruh.
Three, two, one.
Bruh, Rooney.
Okay.
Yeah, it's still happening.
Okay.
Well, now we know it's definitely my router but how am I supposed to go about my fix-
Like how do I get a new round? Do I just tell them like that my router is fucked?
Your ISP needs to be changed. What does that mean?
What is who okay, so I have fiber I have I have AT&T fiber
So what does that mean call them?
Said I had to do it wait do what
Okay, I call them and I say my ethernet drops randomly like for a minute and then comes back.
I need it is not my PC. It is not my ethernet cable. You must fix it now or I'm gonna be really mad.
Okay, internet. At least check the event viewer. What's the event viewer?
I'm gonna be angry. You're gonna rule the day if you don't.
Okay, I will work on that.
That's good.
In search type event viewer.
Okay, event viewer.
Oh my God, is this from 2002?
Is it not going to dock me, right?
What is this?
What do I do?
Don't show us this.
Okay.
Don't show us.
Okay, I don't know how to read this, so it's fine.
Um, I got one warning.
It doesn't even say any errors.
Like, okay, I gotta show all this.
This is fine.
Uh, oh.
Okay, so it says, it has zero critical, zero errors, and 11 warnings.
And then, it doesn't even do anything.
Whatever.
I don't think Arthur will know.
Arthur's not gonna know anything.
It's fine.
Okay, no problem.
You guys like my new wallpaper?
I don't even have cats.
But the cats are cute.
I'm going to have the timeline thing here.
I just saw this. What should I do?
What is this?
The thing that I wanted to say is that...
Thank you.
Very nice.
Okay, I'm just going to say it.
because I saw your guys' comments.
Okay, I just wanted to put it into it once.
Oh my God, I can't even memorize.
Ew!
I hate that I said that.
It's so Korean.
If for all, I'm not into it.
I wanted to comment on it.
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
Ew, the mic!
Ew!
Ew!
Oh my God!
I cringe myself out so much.
I'm a meme now.
I'm an ony, and it's that I'm in.
Wait, wait, what does he say?
What does he say?
It's Luna, and I wish she was here.
You happy with that?
OK, great.
I'll see you guys some near my friend.
Yay, that was cute!
That was cute!
Oh my god!
How sweet me.
Ooh, la la.
Oh, this is the thing for the A-Bond!
Thank you!
Oh, thank you, thank you.
Okay, let's see.
Uh, wait, where?
Sorry.
It's in the...
On... Oh.
Whee!
Oh my god, oh my god.
Stop, help! Help, help, help, help, help, help!
What am I doing?
That was cute!
I'm hurt! I'm hurt!
What the fuck is this? I've never seen a mohawk before.
Oh my god. I'm hurt. That's pretty funny. That's great. That's great.
Very nice. I get the reference.
Okay, cute. Cute, cute, cute.
Alright guys, well thank you for the clips, thank you for the amazing edits, okay?
But before we go hang out with Sina, we are going to react to my filming that I did with
Tyler, Yvonne, and King Vader!
Yay!
Carmageddon!
Yay!
So, it was last week and we did a filming and now we will watch it together and I will
say all the behind the scenes stories during it. So very cute. I'm so excited. Okay, this one.
All right, let me change my title and stuff. Okay, so yeah, basically I went to LA and then I hung
out with King Vader and Tyler one and Yvonne and that was super fun car
Muggeddon and we did like we played the game and we also did IRL RC cars and
And that was super fun, I really liked it.
Okay, command CSR.
Okay, let's see.
All right, I'm gonna change it to this.
Karma get in.
I saw people in chat say that you played the first game,
right?
Which is very cool.
Very very cool. Oh, CRS, sorry. Command CRS.
Where are you going?
Lanterns are thank you for the prime.
And then we go here.
All right, let's do it.
Okay, very epic saw.
Okay, there's the QR code. I played this one some years ago, oh my.
I'm gonna give you guys all the all the insider scoop to and any funny stories
I remember up on my head, so it'll be a I might pause a little bit during it so I can yeah
Mature oh my 17 plus
Wow! Wow, look at that!
They're going so fast!
I think they took this gameplay from me.
This is me playing. Yep.
I did that. Sure, man!
Whatever you say.
Two cars
You're very still this is me driving IRL type
Yeah, this is me playing
Not being driving IRL whoa
The transition was cinema
Amazing
Available February 6 guys that's today. It's out today. Hello and welcome to the Carmageddon road ship car destruction Street
It's gonna be more excited to be a part of bringing back to life
LCS, but I don't know what LCS is, but now
And a car is all you need to hear to want to get your hands on this game
Well, I've got good news for you. You can scan that QR code on your screen
But for those of you who want to see a little bit more well, we've got a great event
We brought together some of your favorite influencers
from around the world to compete in a
quality and relatively inspired real life competition.
So without further ado, let's head into the garage
and meet our competitors.
Oh my god, that's a beat, that's a beat.
Oh my god, no.
I was so bad at this, the posing.
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm almost goofy, I'm almost goofiest.
Okay.
Oh, okay, that's good, that's good.
I think that wasn't bad.
Oh my God!
I want a goofy guy!
Goofy bastard!
Ah, cute!
There's Vader.
Alright, hi there morning.
Extra Emily, Yvonne, King Vader.
Welcome to the garage. How's everyone doing today?
We're here!
Alright, well we brought you on-site for quite the competition today.
I guess my first question is...
I'm a stall styler.
Is everybody having a driver's license?
I do, I do.
All right, we won't tell anyone.
Just keep that away from the authorities.
It's a very, it's Tyler's turn.
I don't give Tyler a girl.
And now the driver's license talked to me.
How confident are you in driving capabilities?
I'll be honest, I heard a lot from Bader.
He said he's an absolute beast at driving.
OK.
I heard something about us having firearms
to like take out other cars.
That might be my job.
Oh, OK.
So there might be a little switch up there.
That looks funny.
OK.
All right.
Thanks for Emily.
What about you?
Oh, I'm also a beast at driving.
Beast at driving.
I like it.
Right, guys?
Right, guys?
You're talking about the weaponry in your hand?
Yeah, don't let me drive.
Right guys, I had my coordination other thing, you know?
All right, well maybe the roles are already determined here
for our teams, but they will have the opportunity
to swap roles throughout the day as they see fit.
I'm gonna break down the rules and the event
for both you here and our viewers at home real quick.
What we're doing is challenging them as teams
to go up against each other head to head
in a Karmicad road shift inspired real world competition.
We'll be going from unique course to unique course
where the drivers will be piloting
and the gunners will be trying to support them as they can to earn both credits and
beat coins.
To tie the game?
To earn in a variety of ways by achieving certain objectives, driving over wastes, smashing
through zombies, drifting, areas, and of course finishing in good time.
I can smash all these.
Beat coins though are ultimately how you're going to win the event.
So that is determined by who ends up finishing the race first and that will scale throughout
the day to keep things closed.
Emily's confident.
credits that you are here in the show.
Go down Tyler!
Either to your vehicle, your setup, your weaponry, or
to the overall level of chaos across all of our courses.
Everybody feel like they understand the rules?
Woohoo!
Okay, well without further ado, we've got to hit a time trial in-game, see who can put
up more credits to have their first pick of which car they'll be driving to kick off
our day.
Alright Emily.
No!
How you feeling?
I am so competitive, so I am determined to beat the other team in this, and so I can prove that I'm a pretty good driver.
Alright, let's get to it. No!
We're diving into the construction yard, which car do you guys want?
I'm so bad!
I chose the Eagle GT because it has really good handling, and I need that to help me out a little bit.
I like it. I like it. Already a lot of strategy at play, so in we go.
And it's orange.
A reminder to you and everybody at home that what we're competing for here is maximum number of credits.
Yes, and those can be scored in a number of ways a stylish driving aerial
Of course placement in the race itself
Look at my good life
Some ways in looking for those side bashes
Here we go, and then I got my god
Do we have to lock on that's the question and then all you have to do is hit cars. It's like I'm great
Yep
first place. That's a good sign. Yes, yes. Let's go. She's locked on. Girl, that's good.
That's good. I got her. I wrecked the place. A laugh and a half to go. How are you feeling?
You feeling confident? This is great. You're driving on my own.
Oh, my God. I'm going to be in the wrong car.
Girl! I'm so bad at this!
What?
My car doors open!
No! It's going so well!
No, no, no. It's going so well!
No! It's all in your body!
No!
Disaster described.
It's all in your body!
It's all in your body!
Disaster described.
Disaster described.
I got I got first in my practice run, okay, and then it was it was the frickin
What is it? I did the actual thing and I got I got so nervous. I hit every recce ball. I promise I got first
I got first in my practice. Okay, okay?
6 6 9
That's the number. We'll have to go see how that compares with the other ones team in the end
Okay, hopefully he does a lot worse.
Hopefully, hopefully.
Oh my gosh, that was great though.
I always choke under pressure.
I'm so sad because I did so well in practice with Emily's time trial in the book so while
Tyler's team gets set up for their very own time trial I'm excited to let you know that
soon I'll be joined by Giuseppe game director at three four big things the game studio responsible
for karma getting rogue shit take a look what's up everybody dash here and I am so excited
to introduce to you Giuseppe game director for karma getting rogue shift one of the men
responsible for bringing this game to life. First of all thank you so much for
joining me. I guess I want to start at the beginning.
Carmageddon, this kind of beloved in nine in his vehicular combat IP. What about it
as an IP spoke to you and the team and made you want to you know spin it off
and bring it back to life? Well it's funny because one of the guys just started a company
with me, Valerio and Jacomo. Jacomo actually got into game development because of
What's his accent? Can you guys tell?
One of his best favorite games from Saifu and mine either, mine too.
Italian, we bugget.
So that was kind of his pathway to game design, but for the three of you,
was that the impetus of your relationship as well coming together for this game
or did you have one established ahead of time?
We go back like 14 years ago.
Carmageddon Road Shift, we started development four years ago.
Wow, it was one of the first compensation we had with the Embracer group.
Like, THQ Nordic holds the IP rights to Carmageddon.
So they came to us and say, hey, you guys, like, do racing games.
They want to try it in your hand with this IP.
It's been laying dormant for a bit.
And of course, the same as...
Of course, I thought, well, can you respond to that?
OK, so the studio, your studio, three, four big things, takes this challenge on.
Where did the idea to combine kind of the original IP and hold on to some of what is core to Carmageddon,
but now to push it in the direction of a road life?
You know, we always want to do something a little different. That's why Rockshift is a spin-off of the Carmageddon franchise.
Because, you know, we thought that there was a continue legacy of this brand in near-to-few places.
I didn't love it!
being sort of like a new batch of players who maybe never heard of it or never played it in their
childhood because like you know we're breaking the 40s now and the Karmageddon fanbase close to that
so you can't even play like just a little stand to keep a brand alive at least that's what we think
and according to our chat this combining with the roguelite in our head felt good from the start
because um there's so many different things you can do with like regular combat there's so many
the effects you can stack and then we started playing around with these kind of
prototypes, I don't know, hundreds of potential power-ups and potential perks
and just like we threw it at the wall and so it sticks and yeah that's how we
started basically. So that's how it all started now I want to talk about maybe
some of the inflection points in the development process. Where do you begin
as a studio in terms of world-building and ultimately pulling it all together?
Yeah, it's kind of a big question. We started actually prototyping these as an open map
I would be you could drive everywhere I would not and then we decided to focus on
certain environments in order to better control how they are dressed how they
are like the props are placed and the feeling of them like it's all hand
crafted in our roadshifts the levels were like basically dressed by hand that
It took an enormous amount of time, but we really wanted to convey the idea of a post-apocalyptic world,
like something that was really rundown, that people still struggled by and tried to keep the lights on and whatnot.
And in the meantime, just like, road rage in the streets with these horses of zombies.
I would say, having played it myself, you've done that quite successfully.
He's sweet, isn't he?
It's so nice!
Maybe a specific obstacle or something that you overcame throughout the development process,
You know that challenged you but you're proud to have problem solved
I'm actually very proud of a lot of problems we overcame with this production
I think this one as you should be
Wow
Yeah I'm very very happy
It's so nice meeting them
Because they've done an amazing job
We had multiple points like we had the driving model
You know the handling of the car because you know vehicle or combat
It's paramount I think and you have to nail that
And that takes a lot of you know effort
in studying not only like I had to learn how suspension work so I had a differential work
but like all the details of the model that was I couldn't imagine like really worked on it until the
very last moment like we got something good out of it and then there is the you know the
roguelite aspect how all the power-ups stack and all the synergies yeah I like role-games
in the gameplay that is not easy to control, to achieve in a satisfactory way.
Yeah, and so you mentioned the idea of like learning more about cars mechanically.
Would you have considered yourself like a car head, a motor head before designing this game,
or has your knowledge just been increased exponentially?
I'm actually, no, I've always been a sucker for racing games.
I just terrible at them, so I'm not that much of a petrolhead.
I write my bikes to work.
Nice.
Oh my god.
I don't care for cars.
They decide bashing on.
This is a nice bike.
I'll change bikes safely in real life because I could be the one driving.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's then talk about the music in this game and where that all came from.
Did you guys have a specific idea?
Was it a specific artist that you want?
Like where did you start to craft the world of music in Carpagetti and Roadshow?
We approached it the same way as the environment.
basically we had this production that is very, I don't want to say grand because like, when you talk audio like, the audio people are very sensitive so I might not using the right words and I don't want to offend anybody.
We wanted it to be raw. So the production is very gritty and we have this sound, it's fantastic. We had a collaboration between Italian and Argentinian artists and we created something that I think is very cool.
Let's talk about some of the stuff that maybe players can look forward to in the game.
Maybe without even revealing anything, are there any secrets hidden?
Are there things that maybe people who are getting their hands on the game today for the very first time
should either be hunting for, searching for?
Is it just, hey, keep your eyes open, it's a bigger world than you think?
Well, we did not. We had a lot of fun in writing some little details.
So I think we also have like Valerio's face plastered on the wall somewhere down there if you want to look for him
But yeah, I love my Easter eggs place from there like as I said the world is handcrafted
All right, what about tips and tricks I'm beginning well, I'm not a beginner anymore
But again somebody at home picking up a controller for the first time. What do you think is something?
I need to hear a bit.
They're starting their first go around on some tracks.
Well, as a champion, like yourself, knows, first you have to, you know,
get a feel of the car.
Yeah.
And if you don't like one, like try out different cars,
because they all have a distinct feeling.
Oh, that's a good tip.
Some of them are easier to drive, some of them
are more responsive for acceleration, some to boost,
some of them are just better to damage.
So like, do experiment and play around.
Once you've done that, don't forget to sidebush,
don't forget to boost.
Yeah, there's a lot of mechanics. We like to stack mechanics.
Hi, Chris!
We like to ask a lot of other players.
We did that with our past games as well, and with this, it's no exception.
To the point that at some point we had to tone down the level of action in the game,
because we started off at the beginning of the campaign, then it goes exponential as you progress.
And at some point, at the end of the game, there was just too much.
So we had to say like, you know...
Real gamers like Chris.
Real zombies.
No way, bro.
Now you and I, we were having some conversations off camera, but this will be my tip or trick
for those of you at home, because I told you one of the things that I think really unlocked
the gameplay for me a bit was using, not just beside Bash in general, but using it to obey
the lock-ons from opponents.
And that I found as an evasive maneuver really began to accelerate my gameplay and shoot
me farther down the roguelite map.
I've got two final questions for you.
The first is, favorite car, favorite weapon, combo, what's your do or die?
If I said you've got to win, you know, your life is on the line.
What are you going with?
I have a favorite car.
Okay.
I have a car I would pick if my life was on the line.
Oh, then all right.
Let's do both.
Okay.
Favorite car in general.
Favorite car is the Hoff.
Woo.
Because it's very like, I like the engine sound.
Thank you.
It's so crunchy.
And the real-wheel drive is not easy to control.
Yeah.
But then when you drift out of a corner and there's like smash, 20-zone business, it's
so satisfying.
Okay.
And now if your life is on the line, what are you driving?
If my line was on the line, I would probably take this square in it, or maybe...
That's my favorite car!
Please do the square in it, I love that car!
The square in it!
The Varmageddon!
The Varmageddon as well.
It's very fragile though, so I'm not sure I would bet my life on it.
So the square in it.
Square in it, that's a good choice.
That's a good choice.
And the final thing I want to ask you about is your generosity in upping the stakes of
this event, which we are on site filming today.
That's true, guys!
just sharing for those who might not be wearing the competitors themselves aren't
even aware I'll be revealing it to them later on what you have offered to do the
winner of this event we basically are gonna place a billboard in one of the
tracks of the game the winner goes on the billboard so they're going in the
game and they're gonna stay there I mean that's gotta be every game to be
immortalized in a video game I know it would be mine so what an incredible
So, you know, still have support to these gamers who are about to take part in their own real world inspired version of Carmageddon Road Shift.
Just to say thank you so much for joining us. This game is incredible. Thank you for all the time and effort you and the team at 3-4 Big Thames have put into developing it.
Alright, with that, let's dive in to the event itself.
No, we didn't lose. We actually won.
Alright, Vader. We saw what Emily could do on the Figure A track, but now it's up to you. Are you confident?
Oh yeah, I'm confident. You know, I know exactly what I'm here to do.
I like confidence all right well car selects are to do this but he was late
I'm choosing the square because he flew in that morning no but no bias here but
it is my favorite all right let's get back to the controller in hand my friend
I'll remind you the goal here is maximum credits that can be scored
your overall finish whenever you're ready my friend let's dive in
Let's do it. Here we go.
Here you're ready. Watch out for that wrecking ball.
Got the way of Emily once you're flying.
Okay, okay, okay. Let's you know.
Let's do it.
That's a common mistake.
A common mistake is to go into the wrecking ball.
Is that? Is that just a mean thing?
Starting in six.
Handling's looking clean already.
Handling is pretty clean, yeah.
Quick ammo pickup.
Now looking for the lock-on.
We'll find it.
Look into annihilate position 3.
Side bash out of the way from the wrecking ball.
It's like this guy's played the game before.
What about me?
What about my game?
He's already up into position 5.
Through the first lap.
Who's ready?
Got to find that angle.
What a nice recovery there.
Wait, that was really good.
Got to lock on here.
Position 4.
We haven't killed any opponents.
Yes, yeah, but a good side bash there.
He's on just swords and health, and there's the first wreck.
That was good.
Wait, are we on favor?
No position 5 though at this point.
Oh, we're in and wrecked.
In the lap 3.
A lap and a half to go.
Okay.
We're in a position 2.
Eyes on first.
Why was I so bad?
I'm in the wall.
She fires away with the laser.
Can't quite get the killer.
Does he in the final?
That's a bad pull.
In the final lap in first place.
Those enforcers though,
if they have anything to say about it,
They're going to shove him back in position.
He's in first.
How you feeling?
You still feeling good?
OK.
Hands are sweaty.
Oh, my God.
I would gap him.
I would gap him away.
He's locked in.
Let's go.
He's just got to avoid those wrecking balls.
And the cement looking for the finish line.
No, he snakes under the wrecking ball.
First place finish.
Come on, come on.
Oh, and let's go.
Celebration.
Let me go ahead and put that down.
I'll put that down.
Final score of 11-56.
absolutely smashing in the time trial my man you just earned yourself and Tyler
one first pick oh when it comes to our RC courses RC cars the remainder of the
day okay as expected he says he's calm cool and collected we'll see if he's as
good out on the real-world tracks as he is on the virtual track but first we've
got a pick between some RC cars let's go take a look at our choices
Oh, Cinnabar!
I did not see this on Sternstilman. This is really good.
Wow, they look so epic!
Yeah, these are the IRL RC cars.
Oh, cute!
Time trial is in the books and we just got our first look at all the cars available for
our competitors to choose from.
Tyler, because of Vader's incredible performance in that time trial, you're going to have first
selection when it comes to which car you're piloting to kick off the day.
But here's where we want the audience to get involved as well.
We're going to have you test drive one before you make your choice.
the audience at home who gets to decide which car you're going to test drive.
So take a look folks, scan that QR code and let us know which of these cars you want Tyler
to take around the test track before he makes his pick.
And then Emily will have to pick from the remaining options.
Let's head out there.
Okay.
I want him to test drive.
The purple one.
Cute.
Very cute.
The purple one!
Cute.
Very cute.
Oh god, very nice.
The purple one? I think he's got purple Ragnar.
Surely.
Oh, there he is.
Oh! Oh my god.
Nope.
Quick.
He's doing it.
Thank you, Senior, for the 36th one.
Yay.
Ooh, what do you think about that?
Honestly, this one is a bit serviceable.
If I were to race, I would have my race in the swim.
Yeah?
Is it your aesthetic?
Not my aesthetic.
Not my aesthetic.
A little bit too bulky and purple.
No.
It's nice, Tyler.
What the heck?
He's always like, it's too purple.
I'm not that bad.
I lost my hair.
Test drive in the books, Tyler.
Now it's decision time, my friend.
Are you going with what the audience gave you?
What is suiting your fancy here?
not going to allow a whole bunch of options here.
Boy, go with Ripsaw here.
Woo!
He's looking for low and fast on track number one.
Yeah, single player.
Got loving.
You're confident, too, in the choice?
OK.
All right, well, that means Emily, Yvonne,
Ripsaw's not an option for you.
Have you guys discussed what your strategy,
what suits your fancy here?
We don't need Ripsaw.
That's totally fine.
We want something that's cute, that looks good on the track.
And reliable.
That's important.
very important. So these all look so great. We're going to go with the purple one.
Yeah!
All right. So matching the low rider looking for speed, I think on track number one.
What if they hit his car?
So everybody's feeling confident about their car sections?
Yes.
Okay. Well, of course, you two are going to be driving back number one, but that's what
you two are going to be, right?
So how about this?
Fun on you guys with some weaponry.
All right, Tyler's team got to choose car first.
So Yvonne, I'm gonna let you choose which weapon
you wanna kick things off with.
Whoa, that's a good one.
Yeah, feel him out, test him out real quick.
You like the weight of that one?
How about this guy?
Oh, this one's way lighter.
Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're going light, don't first paint,
and that means, King Vader.
Deadly weapon.
This is yours.
Exactly what I wanted.
I'm gonna lay it into your hands then, huh?
All right, well our gunners are armed,
and our drivers have their cars.
Nothing left to do but to get to course number one
to see what the landscape looks like.
Let's head out.
Yes!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my gosh, how to record that?
Ooh!
What was that?
Eek!
Oh my god.
Okay, so they made this RC track.
Isn't that cool?
This is real life!
I don't know how long they took, but I think they took a whole day, and then they set up
the track with all these like car parts and stuff.
Oh, there's my purple car!
Hi y'all, it's time to get to it.
Track number one.
Drivers, are you ready?
Four.
Woo!
Gunners, are you ready?
Yes.
Three laps raised.
Let's see who takes it.
Starting in three, two, one, go!
I'm purple.
Hey!
Oh my god, the angles!
Oh my god, the angles, the angles!
I got the car!
A decent turn.
Okay, I'm fine, I'm fine!
Oh, that's me, I hit something.
Look, look, I'm just a little behind.
I'm not getting lost.
It was hard, okay, it was scary.
Oh, oh, oh, same, oh, he hit my foot, that's evil.
Oh my god, look at me.
I think I'm going backwards.
And everyone's catching up!
How long do we go?
We're glad to play!
Look! Look! Look!
He's on the ground! He's on the ground!
He's on the ground! He's on the ground!
He's on the ground!
And with the crash at the end,
it wasn't the end for Emily.
It wasn't the end for me.
Time and time again, King Vader and Betty Chate.
No!
Are you happy about that?
You're not even playing that one!
Shoot for anything!
Oh my god!
I got one!
You did great!
You did great!
Tyler won, gets the win.
We're gonna tally up the scores and end it up.
It's like a chihuahua yelling at me, bro.
Tyler won and King Vader came out on top with a first place finish.
You like the fricking chihuahua?
You gotta tally up the credit totals because that's what you guys are gonna be spending here.
You guys are going to be spending here in the shop.
So, to tally us in, extra Emily, Yvonne,
you guys took home 1,139 total credits.
Not bad, not bad.
A fair number of that came from the combat-oriented portion
of the team.
Yvonne did a great job hitting.
With a lot of nerf hits.
That's not bad.
Eclipse by the 1,527 over here because of that top placement
and a very fast time around the track.
Now, in the shot this means that the team who comes in
but only gets to choose first will go back and forth.
But before we get these upgrades
and head out to track number two,
I think it's time to raise the stakes of this competition.
I know each of you would be happy to fight for pride.
Oh my God, my hair looks kinda good, guys, doesn't it?
But what if I were to tell you this?
Have the camera look nice?
The camera loses is going to have to watch
their RC car get crushed by a real car being dropped
off of a fork.
Oh my God.
That's right.
Your pride and joy is going to get smashed to smithereens.
It's going to get smashed by a car.
You feel nervous all of a sudden?
Oh no, they should get nervous.
Oh, you should get nervous.
We are not nervous at all.
Very excited.
Very excited.
What's up, guys?
Is that enough stakes?
Oh, that's more.
Oh, really?
You don't want more?
No, I'll get more.
Because I've got more.
Okay.
How about this, is any of you ever wanted to be on a billboard in the middle of the
time square. I already have it on a billboard in time square. It's going to be
showcased in time square. So that's really cool! That's cool! That's cool! That's gotta be enough space.
That's cool! You sure you don't want any more?
There's actually no more. Okay, courtesy of our incredible game developers at
that Carmageddon Road shift.
Whoever wins this event will be immortalized
within the game for all eternity
on the very track that you guys time trial by.
Father One, King Vader for all to see.
And so I believe you won!
Yes!
Yes!
For eternity!
We did it!
Can you feel it?
I can!
Wait, so that's like, we gotta, we gotta,
we gotta get up a little bit.
Okay, so now the stakes are properly raised.
It's time to spend some credits
and look for some advantages.
We win, we win, guys, so proud of you.
Thanks, Emily, Yvonne.
You guys get to pick first.
The three options available for you in the shop right now.
You have the option of a car swap for 800 credits.
You can restock your weapons for 200 credits,
or you can force your opponent to wear a blindfold
to the first five seconds of the race
for a thousand credits.
You don't like any of those options?
We can restock the shop,
but that will cost you 100 credits as well.
with 1139 to your name, what do you think of it?
We're definitely going to re-stock in here, Scott.
Because, um, my loudest name is
Okay, we're also going for a restocked on the weapon as well interesting everybody's
valuing the combat perspective so right back over into your family and even 900 credits
means blindfolds on after you want more ammo because if you run out you're gonna have to
to reload or do you want to have more bullets to shoot the car?
I want a car swap.
A car swap?
Yeah.
Whoa!
Not happy with the fucking people here.
Is that okay?
Is that okay?
That's true.
That's true.
Yvonne was absolutely like popping shots on track once.
There it is.
We'll get that decision and we'll reveal that decision rather when we make
I didn't like the purple car that much when I was when I was driving it here
Car swap is also available for you if you want more
We're thinking restocker
Okay
Remains in the shop, but two new options
The opponent has to hold their remote upside down.
No!
I've got blindfolds.
Of the race.
Where head start, the buyer gets a two-second head start
on the outset.
But let me do it also for the guy.
Are we going to get the head start to get?
I said let's get restart.
I said let's go restart.
Wow, they're fishing.
Yeah, I can't.
They're fishing.
We keep resetting the shop.
Yeah.
We're doing.
We know.
Ooh.
So car swap comes back into play.
Blindfold's still available.
And now we have a brand new option.
We get to bribe the enforcers.
Means you get to call in backup from your teammate,
driving an extra vehicle to wreak havoc on the track.
Oh, let's do it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's not air lift, too hard.
Let's go, 1,000 credits.
And that will be that we got a reloaded weapon.
We've got a car swap over here.
And Tyler one's calling in some backup.
We're going to have our first enforcer making
its appearance on track number two.
That's not fair!
That's not fair!
Ooh, track two!
Look at that, real parts, guys.
Real at a real car wreck place.
Look at that car.
A totaled car.
Crazy.
It was really cool to see it in person.
Little zombies everywhere.
Yo.
Eh, you got a jump yard?
Oh
Emoji car is it cute blue one as we hit track number two we've got a driver switch up
We've got a car swap and now we're bringing an enforcer into play
Let's go
I was like, you fought healthy! You fought healthy!
You fought healthy!
You fought healthy!
Oh, she's using all her ammo!
But she was hit, James, good, because she was hitting...
hitting a baby's car.
I was exhausted, and all of his ammo was going straight to the enforcement.
Oh! Oh, oh, there he goes!
Oh, so fast!
As they come around the back side of the tracks,
those first laps are great to lead in!
Oh, there's some big hits!
My style or being forced to make me
I got it. Oh
I'm winning though, right?
I'm winning
And I got stuck there
I
Okay, I feel bad because Vader practiced on inverse controls
So then he got he got he got messed up
But I'll take it
Like yeah, so then when he played it was inverse
I win the win!
Emily and Yvonne come out on top on track number two.
Be more ruthless? That's true.
Repeat, right?
Hey!
I thought it was a tough go for Tyler and Peter.
That's our first go around in track number two.
We're going to tally up the points, but extra Emily and Yvonne, they take it.
Let's head back to the garage.
I was so excited.
And what a comeback it was for Meg for Emily and Yvonne posting an amazing first place finishing
quite a few combat points to boot
First we'll talk about the credits
Yvonne you guys are now sitting with
2,206 credits to your names to spend in this very shop round Tyler Bader you guys have
1,687 to work with just an update on the beat coins because ultimately that's what will determine the winner of this entire event
Coming out of our second race of the day,
it's a five point differential
with a slightly extra LED barn.
40 beat coins here, 35.
We're up, we're up, guys.
Now the good news is, there's about three races to go
and there's plenty of room to make it up.
This track two is worth 30 points for the win, 15 points.
Thank you, it's for the seven months.
Right back in the first one.
Okay, well, I like the confidence.
Let's see what we have available in the shop,
as you guys oh my god my face so right away we've got an option for a car swap they won't
they won't sell for 800 credits and of course you can look to restock those weapons okay gotta
stock gotta restock the weapons boom that's a quick restock for the money vodka boom boom boom
all over your court you guys like what you see or do you want to restock the shop entirely well
The mom's out of the bolts again, and I still had it with our car swap last time. I think that was so good
So we're gonna do the restocker
Yeah
Here's looking great. Thank you
Now I will call out you can buy an extra restock of the nerve so that when you run out of a
Mag you get a new one if that's what you want to go for obviously you have your I like the music in the back
We're giving Power Ranger vibes
That's us for the whole shop.
I don't think I showered before this.
On the restock.
Ooh, interesting.
So Head Start's still available.
We've got that blind fold jumping back in.
If you feel like you need the five seconds of your opponent being blind fold.
I could be blind fold in.
For the first time, we are singing, let me just call this out.
We're seeing wasted overload as an option.
What this means is all you're doing is summoning more wasted onto the track.
This means more credit available for both teams.
for both teams but as well as one to one pretty close right five beat points for purchasing that
because it isn't necessarily seen as a pure advantage for your team and it's not a profit 200
credits you can add more wasted and you can tie the score up at 40 40 oh there's only one of the
stuff I think that's not I don't mind here the blind there's no ego I'll I'm you've heard the
What happened to last round?
Let us communicate!
You're like, no need to go!
And then, I beat you so hard,
that you're like, let me go!
I mean, across talk is encouraged.
She's so frightened.
They're so scared.
They're so scared.
That's clear.
We'll take the wasted overload.
The wasted overload for 200 credits,
that means we're going to flood the cars.
Taco Shack Queen!
We've wasted five beatcoins as well.
We could blindfold her all of a sudden after she's out of her living.
Thank you for having me, bud.
Blindfold head start.
More options.
Is it crazy that we should blindfold her?
Yeah, they wanted to blindfold that.
So I think we should blindfold you guys.
Woo!
Blackbeard girl!
I'm so excited.
You're scared to get blindfolded.
Hold the trigger.
In the first half seconds, I can do a whole lap.
So this is really good.
We're gonna blindfold you.
Call my 5-second lap as well.
I like it. Call your shots.
Still a thousand credits to your name as well.
That's true.
There is one more in stock.
You could even it up.
Thank you, everybody.
Blindfold's on either side with 1,100 credits.
We'll brush it.
You've got to get the blindfolded.
Thank you, man.
Oh, yeah.
There it is.
There it is.
Let's see who's the better person tonight.
I didn't realize they could do that.
Today.
That they're going to blind it as an ally.
You guys still have 1,000.
This is how well you did.
You still have 1,000 credits.
Do you want to head start on top of the blindfold?
That'll help them.
Do you want more?
Or do you want to save your credits for a feature round?
We'll roll over if you feel like you want to hold them for a later.
I don't really know how to control it.
When my face looks like I'm like, all right, there you have it.
We've restocked the weapons.
Both of our drivers are going to be taking off our next course.
We're re-hitting track number two, five seconds of blind drive.
I never know what my face looks like.
I never had my existence.
With the score all tied up, 40 beatcoins a piece.
Let's get out there for our third race today.
Very animated.
All right, y'all, we're back out on track number two
for a little bit of a rematch.
But as you'll notice, we're sporting blindfolds
for the first five seconds of the race.
And Tyler won's team.
Oh my god.
A driver's swap.
Drivers, are you ready?
Ready.
Gunners, are you ready?
Ready.
All right.
In three, two, one, go.
Off to a hard start.
Here's Tyler.
Ready.
I thought I was going.
And blindfolds off.
I thought I went really far.
I was trying to go super slow.
Interesting, but I didn't even go at all
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, what the...
Oh, what the...
Oh, what the...
Go-Pros. They put Go-Pros on top.
I was stuck under there. It was so sad.
I got stuck underneath the car.
Oh, my God.
Oh, the guy!
That was not fair!
That was not fair!
I don't know.
I don't know.
That was not fair.
He made a joke and all of a sudden I got a little bit of a laugh.
I don't know.
I don't know.
No!
I don't know.
I don't know.
I got mega-spoopy.
I don't know.
That was gross.
I couldn't see because of the knock-out.
Yeah, it was nice.
It's fine.
When the pressure's on, I perform pain-
You barely beat me!
You barely beat me!
You barely beat me!
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm just trying.
I was like, no, you don't freak I am baby.
At one point, Emily had an entire lack of advantage over time.
But he pulls it together and gets it done for his team,
surging back into the lead to our third race of the day.
Back to the shop to tell us the point.
Nice well-trained.
Wham, wham.
Three races down and two to go.
What a back and forth competition it's been as Tyler
and King Vader strike back in the rematch on course number two. So quick
update on the score lines for all of you when it comes to the coins and the overall
competition with that victory. Who thinks it'll win guys? And Vader you jump into the
lead 70 B coins to your name to the 55 of extra Emily and Yvonne but still two
races for everyone to make their cases for the top spot. Now it's you never know guys
because you elected to save a thousand credits you still come into this round
with a credit advantage two thousand six hundred and six to your name twenty one
hundred and twenty two over here means you did close the gap overall in the
credits having taken the loss in the most recent game you get the first
looking good right away the three the hair does look good thank you another
car swap if that's the way you want to go forcing your opponent to start the
race holding your remote upside down basically reversed for the first five
seconds of the race or a wrecking ball add a wrecking ball to our third course and
not just add the wrecking ball retain control just like means your teammate
a real-life wrecking ball my five beatcoins itself for adding the wrecking
ball to the course in its entirety thousand credits the legal what do you
think yes me and Santa hanging out later
Yeah, we do need your bullets, but I think we're going to hope that wrecking ball comes back.
Okay. All right hit that button. Let's see what the shuffle gives us.
A burst appearing in the shaft today. The artillery upgrade nerf bazooka. More weapons from machine guns to a bazooka for 500 credit.
It will come stocked with one bullet one. No, bazooka.
We also have the opportunity to bribe enforcers.
We like a big bazooka.
Are bazookas real?
Like, is that a real gun?
Oh no, no, no.
Just stay away from the enforcer then.
I think it'd be great to see you ball with a bazooka.
Okay, I'll take the VR.
Artillery upgrade, hit it.
Boom.
Yay!
Artillery upgrade means you get the bazooka, you get one ammo, there's still two more spots.
because there are three total
I like to talk about the Zooka and then chat's like
ha ha that's not even a real gun
and I'm like what?
the ball passed to this court here
what are you thinking?
we've been chitchat a lot
we've got some re-stocks up in the future
but this bryan enforcer we've got our eyes on
now I know
we're running back with the enforcer
okay we're running back with the enforcers
that is a thousand credits
you see a thousand credits on another enforcer
He wasn't even that good the first time on the field.
1122.
Balls back in court, do you want more artillery shots?
Or do you want to restock and hunt for something else?
We do have two.
We do have two.
Look at his face.
I'm the same height as Tyler.
Rocket launcher.
OK.
Restock for 100 credits here.
Same height by the way.
Maybe hit it again.
The hair glow, yes, the livery is amazing.
Ooh, so our tillie update remains.
Another car swap option, or as well, a brand new option,
Eagle Eye.
Oh, this is a third base button.
A third track, they have a new track, guys,
to be able to do the course from.
And by buying this for 500 credits,
you essentially buy the option of which
of those vantage points more driver will be driving from.
You gonna help you?
You should play Lee together.
No, thank you.
I feel like my eye size is pretty good.
I'll pass it in.
I don't think I'll be able to.
You're using another bazooka.
Okay.
More ammo for the bazooka then.
Up to two shots now.
Wow.
And right back here over to Tyler and Bader we go.
All right, so we've got some tech that we're cooking up.
Why don't you take this car swap?
No way.
We have some tech that we're cooking up.
We're abandoning the rips off.
We had a little...
They were judging me for this car swap.
I'm going to let you cook there.
And then they car swap.
800 credits bringing you down to
322 oh
It's a big bet on the car
1400 still to your name again you could you could you could complete the you know the full bazooka loadout with a third and final
Rocket yeah, we're gonna restock and hunt for something else. Oh
We need the restock the nerf gun
Now this is I'm just gonna call it one new one
hands what this would be as each of our cars has a camera on top of it for your
POV what you're buying there is the option to attach the POV camera to your
controller so that when you go through tunnels or hard to see places you could
instead reference the screen as opposed to the real-world situation so could be
an advantage if you think you're gonna be good at utilizing that live video feed
otherwise the wrecking ball has reappeared which is five feet points
Isn't it hard for me?
He's giving obstacle and giving control to your teammate.
His brows are always furrowed.
Do you want me to go to work?
He looks mad all the time.
He gets so ugly.
You just have to do one and then do the other.
It was hard on the side with what's up straight.
I'm sorry.
I mean, what were we doing on that show?
Oh, Reggie Ball!
I was going to say that.
So Reggie Ball first, 1000 credits.
Oh, he looks tiny!
Are you kidding me?
Oh, are you like sibling?
Just because if they wanted to restock the shop,
Technically if the house is back to them, this would be the strategy on their side.
If they wanted to screw you, they could restock the shop and take that option away from you.
But I'll also call it, you guys haven't restocked your money.
Calm down a lot.
So I have a...
Would you have the enforcer?
Yeah.
So I just had a question about that, you know, because on our last, we didn't technically get our restock.
Your second...
Your second refill.
I feel like it's technically already there.
There!
They didn't get our second gun of restock, so they're taking it for this time.
I was not happy about that in your machine gun good call out
I'm so I'm so angry I was literally
I think they also have about 300 so just enough to buy one stock
I'm like what are you guys yapping about
They're pretty up and then they're just trying to be more, more like annoying about it.
Kids are tunneling on this?
We're gonna gap it out!
You can sell things for me!
Because, yeah?
It is.
We're passing it back to you, which means you're still on the option.
If you feel like you're gonna use all your RPGs, you feel like maybe you're gonna set the wrecking ball up and they want the nerf gun.
So we can do this.
After you use the three RPGs?
Yeah, I mean, I'm doing three things.
Breaking ball then, this and the gun.
So do you think there's any other use you want with it?
Not that we could do it.
Yeah, you're not doing everything else.
I'm just driving bold and we have to pick somebody that's 200.
Okay.
Very unlikely.
I look mad, I am.
Bam, alright, wow.
He's gonna have to work it out for her next next course. She's got the wrecking balls
She's got the
And she has to like lift me up whenever I fall over
So then on the other side we're bringing in the enforcers
We're pulling a car swap
We'll get the reveal for what car they're swapping to as we head out to our third track
I think Yvonne tried driving it and she's like oh my gosh, it's so hard. Oh
Guys last track look at that. Ooh the wrecking ball
Wow that we found a thousand credits on that boy
very epic oh you have the loopy loop mr. loopy loop nice nice it looks very
cool yes and all the zombies are here okay the oop do we have a new emo
called boop look at I don't know what these car parks are they look crazy
we do
three two races left to go now given the fact that neither of your teams elected
to purchase the eagle eye upgrade we've got to decide who gets what vantage point
I think no better way to do it than a friendly game of rock paper scissors
best of one. Okay. Shoot. Okay, guys. Okay, I have a story for
this. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors,
shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors,
shoot. Oh my god. Emily gets the win with the paper.
Nine games. All right, Emily. Take a pick. One of you will be
Okay, so Tyler kept going, Emily, I like your shirt.
And I'm like, thanks.
And he's like, Emily, I like your shirt.
And I'm like, thank you.
And then he's like, if you compliment someone before,
they're more likely to throw scissors.
And I'm like, I've never heard that before.
I'm like, I know he's gonna throw rocks.
So why would I do that?
Why would I throw scissors?
Yeah
He kept going
He's like he's like great shirt Emily great shoes
It's not true at all
Yvonne's got a bazooka Tyler's got the enforcer and extra Emily and King Vader are at the helm
drivers
I picked the worst I picked the bad
option. King Vader is so tall he's in my way. I can't see anything.
Just like the game.
The back word, the back word.
And he's doing it. Oh, but this is gonna hit.
No, that's gonna be work a lot of points. Where's my car? I don't know where he is.
I'm so slow.
Well, Emily is looking to catch up.
He's lost vision for a moment here, and now she's trying to get around.
I'm not even close.
He does in the final moment.
Thanks for meeting me.
Oh!
Oh!
And now, Tyler, he's got extra end.
He's got extra end and he's creating a laugh.
for his teammate, Vader, he's operating hot right now with his choice to be in front of him.
Oh my god, to be outside for a long long time, I want him to breathe.
He takes a flood of mud to the face, but he's still going strong.
One more time over the ramp, he hits his side, can Tyler come into the rescue.
Go backwards, go backwards. He's racing towards the finish line.
The wrecking ball is a little hard to hear.
Vader, they take the lead. Oh no!
No! My little wheel!
My little wheel!
A little bit of a celebration going on here!
I keep waiting!
Oh!
I'm leaving!
I'm leaving!
Bam! Oh my goodness!
It's chaos!
Get off the finish line!
One more time!
I don't think the gun of the camera would have helped.
Oh, now she's going in!
Alright!
Woohoo!
The crazy actions that led to the final moments!
Oh my God, I could have done anything, Drew.
What the heck?
Ah!
Here we go.
Over the bazooka round, Nilly.
The exhaust is still against stuff.
Here we go.
We got a test.
Better turns.
I have to set the car on.
My final swap.
We're off the track.
Trying to find a way back in.
Here we go.
Now we found the rhythm, but it's a little too, little too way.
Round the final turn.
That was so weird.
Oh my god.
Yeah, that car was not right.
I did not.
Good tall.
Man.
Yeah, he did not literally nothing
Hi, it all comes down to this one final round
for you guys to make your magic.
Who's gonna win?
Got to talk scores, got to talk results.
It was Tyler won a King Vader who got it done
when it came to the race itself.
That means you retain your beat point lead,
now sporting 130 to your name to the 105 over here
of extra Emily and Yvonne.
I think I already know the result.
The final race of our day is what is called an elite race.
Just like in the game itself,
Elite races demand perfection out of our players.
So while those who have finished in second place today
have still come away with some beat points,
that is not the case in our final race.
The winner takes home 60, the loser gets nothing.
So it's basically all or nothing.
For you to surge back into the lead
or for you guys to create.
Whoever wins this one wins the whole thing.
All right, now interestingly enough as well,
because of the performance once again of Yvonne
with all of the combat materials,
You guys came away with more credits,
even in the loss coming into the buy-around.
So $1510 to your name, you get the first opportunity
of a buy-in-the-shop.
What I see in front of me is a restocking of your weapons,
a car swap, or flooding the map with more wasted,
plus a high beat point to boot.
All right.
I really just bought my car.
My car was turned in every second.
So I'm going to do 8 for credits for a car swap.
Woo!
What's up with the car?
The car was not the car.
It was the car.
It's not me.
They purchased over half of the tickets,
but they weren't like in the performance of that vehicle.
It's not me.
It's not me.
I was not.
I was over feeling it with almost 1,400 credits to your name.
What are you thinking?
It's simple.
What did it respond to?
But wait, this is the final round.
I was going to say final round, so it's important to note
that at this point, earning more credit
doesn't necessarily help you.
It's all about winning this race.
So you want to arm yourself to win.
I mean, all or nothing, we'll restock, we'll restock.
Come on, come on.
Ooh, an opportunity for the artillery upgrade for your team.
What are they gonna get?
If you do that, it's gonna knock them off.
You the bazooka-tiler.
Flip it.
It's the least I've ever seen.
OK, OK, we're restocking, we're restocking.
Just a normal weapon restock, or you want to restock the shot.
Oh, the shot, the shot, the shot, the shot.
OK, one more time, we'll roll in the dice.
This is an interesting one.
POV cams, if you felt like you needed a better perspective
when driving underneath that car tunnel.
Me and Yvonne were picking stuff that were really good for...
I think we started again, because I think we're...
For R or car.
I'm gonna begin to run.
Wow, okay.
We have a plan!
We're looking for R or R.
He keeps restocking.
Just like you should in the game.
You have an idea of what your build should look like.
We go for one more.
Head start now, popping up.
800 credits for a two-second head start.
The artillery upgrade shows back up in the shop.
Or they're playing calm again and broken.
You think they're better at navigating around wasted.
It just adds more obstacle to the course.
Look at them.
They're taking forever.
Come on.
Just about everything is not the budget.
Hurry it up.
You guys are going to lose anyway.
Little losers.
The horses are off the table now.
You want any foragers again?
They wanted it, they couldn't find it.
They really liked their infercers, the police car.
Where do I head start?
Head start, 800 credits here for a two second head start
for Tyler One and Kate Baker extra Emily, 710 to your name.
Do you want the artillery?
Do you want to restock and look for something else?
I was supposed to do the last one.
It was all right, but I'm starting to feel like.
The thing is, I don't think it matters to farm at this point.
Yeah, you want things that like help you win the race, winning the races, but...
Ooh, okay, he's so good.
Oh, my God, I'm out!
It's either, like...
He said he's bossing us around!
Yeah, it depends on if you think you can be effective with the ordinary.
Yeah, I just don't think it was...
We gotta win.
Oh, spending another 100 on the restart.
Everything in the shop is too expensive for you now.
This is getting tough.
You're gonna roll the dice one more time.
Eagle eyes?
I need eagle eyes.
You want to guarantee your perspective.
I'm still in the car. The car's better.
Oh, I can pick this in on the car
Just exactly five other points leaving you with ten credits
Can't afford anything else
Now we know. All right, that's gonna do it for the final shot Brown only one race left to go
Get in road shift whose faces will adorn the lights of Times Square
We'll get to cross the dreams and hopes of the others at the end
Wow, Dash is great at this. I thought I I was like, wow, you're a really good
Final race for all the glory a reminder
Tyler and King Bader bop themselves the truly good start in this one and then Emily
You'll be able to look to chase them down Emily with her eagle-eye vantage point will it be
Drivers are you ready?
Gunners are you ready?
Oh my god. Oh no.
Emily goes down.
My first tumble.
Gonna get it.
Gonna get it, man.
Emily's got a chance to memorize in his bones.
No!
He flies.
And it's a turn.
But now he's struggling in the middle.
No!
Can Emily find it when I get him open and strike back?
She's still on her side.
Bruh.
Okay, now Vader's looking for that overtake.
You'll be a whole lap advantage.
Reminders, three laps.
Yeah, I didn't even get a car that was blown to the ground, I didn't realize.
What the? Vader's so good at this!
He's moving fast, he's moving clean.
He's looking at the face to now once again.
Oh, and now he's on his gotten.
He's going to run.
Now that's a full-last advantage here for David.
He's going to go underneath the car once again.
He's diving through the tunnel.
Can he finish cleanly?
He needs to avoid.
Any time he knows he's out.
There's hope, there's hope.
There's hope, there's hope.
And this is it.
It's time to finish the game.
Oh, my god.
What are you doing?
We lost. We lost, guys.
I picked the wrong car. I practiced the chord. I really liked it.
And then, it was too tall. Or too far to throw on.
Thank you!
Even the Inari!
I'm sad!
I
Yeah, I could have gone the one that was close to the ground, but I didn't think about that
big car
Guys we lost
A pity lap I fall immediately
My pity lap
In the end, it's Tyler One and King Vader who come out on top when it came down to the fifth and final race.
Fine. I really wish I could get bragging rights against Tyler.
They will get the opportunity to crush their opponent's heart and their dreams.
Then we'll be immortalized within Carmageddon Rogue Shift itself and they will see themselves shine bright in the lights of Times Square.
Nothing left to do, but go celebrate.
I lost to E-Ruff and Tyler.
Congratulations once again to Tyler 1 and King Vader, your champions of the Karmageddon
Road Shift car destruction stream.
Yes sir!
I panicked for this win.
Look at him.
Oh yeah, he tore his pants open.
It feels absolutely great but I'm going to be the best.
It's a good thing he won.
That's part of the course for you.
Emily, unfortunately.
When he went to go pick up a car, he like ripped it off.
He was like, I'm going to go pick up a car.
I'm going to go pick up a car.
I'm going to go pick up a car.
I'm going to go pick up a car.
car, he like ripped his pants to like, he like ripped it on the part.
Oh, the car.
Maybe you're happier.
Bye, car.
All right, well, let's raise that car to its highest height.
This was crazy.
I've never seen this before.
We're being just dropped the car on it.
It was actually horrifying.
Like, I thought I was going to hit the camera.
i'm going to jump into the water!
go!
swoosh!
go!
jump!
jump!
jump!
go!
go!
jump!
jump!
go!
hhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hehehehe
hehehehe
that's scary!
i just fell!
he's so close!
yes!
WHY IS HE MOTIONED?!
I'M CRYING!
what's wrong, he's doing just fine!
He's okay!
What the heck?
Yeah the girl is cute.
He's the greatest vehicle in the world.
He's alive!
Oh it hit, it hit.
Oh I just want to bounce back.
Oh my god.
Oh!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yay!
All right, folks, thank you so much for joining us, congratulations once again to Tyler won
in King Gator, and family, Yvonne, thank you for being incredible competitors once again.
If you want to pick up your very own copy of probably get a road shift, take a look
back to your code on your screen. Step now and get to driving. We'll see if you can
now do the likes of these folks as you get out onto the track. Until next time, stay safe, and be good to each other.
Welcome back to the shop everyone. I am standing by. Last thing is Tyler playing it. Let's see how
bad he is. Carmageddon road ship car destruction stream. Tyler won. As was promised, he will be
Thank you, Dota Bulls, for the eight months.
And King Vader immortalized on one of the tracks within this game.
The figuring, the construction yard, one of the most central maps to this entire game.
I just wanted to give you an opportunity to play it yourself before you get inserted into it.
I'd love to see what this is all about.
All right, absolutely.
Dive in.
He has an expired license.
The car we got, it loaded up.
There's a ranch too.
It's going to be a four lap race, starting sixth.
Let's see if he's as good on the game.
Okay, let's see if he's as bad as he is, yeah.
He has to be as bad as he is.
He's playing with that Eagle D2.
Okay, he's going a little stealthy.
Black one, this is six.
Got good control.
How is it?
How are his lines so good?
Hit the car, hit the car.
The rear of me a little bit.
Side pass.
Side pass, good.
He must be.
You got boost available?
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Four of those wrecking balls.
Love it.
How did he dodge that?
He got ammo.
Already up in the fourth place on lap
Position three even give me a bit of a grinder first. I got fast. I see you know
You're right
Okay, that was so lucky.
He wrecked first place because it was because he's so slow and ultimate lap one more to go out
and he hit him fourth place, but he's locking on to those in front of him.
Gotta watch out for those wrecking balls.
He's nice.
Nice.
With just the hair is Brett.
He gets away from it.
Looking good.
The control is nice.
Avoid that cinder block tunnel.
Still in third.
Boom.
In the first.
They both exploded in front of you.
Now he's just going to drive it home.
I got third off the last second.
And he keeps his composure.
We've seen some people throw it away in the final moment.
So we drew one of the final turns here.
He's got to avoid some of these very dangerous wrecking
balls, picks up some ammo.
That's the finish line.
He's got it in sight.
Boom!
He's a champion in life.
I don't have a joke over here, baby.
He's a champion in life.
I can't believe people understand.
Woo!
I'm like that, man.
Yeah.
Let's go.
And now just imagine doing that and being a look up
to the sides and see your own face.
That's me.
Woo!
It's going to be a reality.
There it is.
It'll soon be a reality.
And you two can see Tyler won inside Karma getting road shifted.
You take home a copy of your own.
Scan that QR code and get to driving.
No!
We actually see them in the cave!
I'm so sad.
I'm so sad.
I did not have a monster truck.
Take how you want.
The tank.
Ooh, ooh, big boy.
Well, I did ask Giuseppe, like, maybe we
can have a go for two.
And then he's like, we'll see.
Can the losers get one?
And he's like, we'll see.
It'd be crazy.
Come on, just two, two, two, two,
Oh look at that bread!
Very awesome!
Wow, wow that, oh look at that!
Ooh, looks good!
Shoes! Pure!
A consolation car wrap! That would be amazing.
Ooh!
Wow!
Carmageddon! Yay!
Yippee! Available now, guys! Amazing!
Hello, everyone, and welcome to Carmageddon!
Yay! That was so awesome!
Thank you, Carmageddon, for having me and letting me race the RC cars.
It was so freaking awesome.
Um, chat, make sure to check out Carmageddon.
RogueShift.
Out now.
You can use the link in the chat box, in the pinned comments.
And yeah, they were so nice to, so nice to work with and it was a great time and I had
a lot of fun walking in.
You're amazing.
You're looking at Tyler.
Thank you.
Chanty, for the two months.
You're amazing.
Oh my God, thank you.
You're notable for the eight months.
Appreciate you.
And yeah, super fun.
Super fun!
Alright guys, we're gonna get ready to leave to go hang out with Senna!
Yay!
Okay, amazing, amazing!
We had as much fun making as you did playing it!
Yay!
Thank you Karma for getting so sweet!
Yeah, today is Simile Day.
It's gonna be amazing!
Alright, thanks guys!
Super fun!
Make sure she makes some guacamole.
Uh, Sima teaches me how to cook.
We will make delicious food.
Yum, yum in my tongue.
Okay, thank you.
She said she's making guac.
Okay, perfect.
Yum, yum in my tongue.
Okay, I think we're doing Glock and Steak. Making Glock and Steak. Okay, yay!
Or salmon? We'll figure it out. We will update the title when needed.
I can't wait to eat! I ate a whole tub of blueberries.
Oh my the blueberries were delicious, but now I'm ready for some real food
Why not both? Yes, it'll be a it'll be a nice
Surprise on what we will eat today. Yes a big tub
Alrighty
Should be all here
That was fun great video I
Didn't kind of better than you expected right?
It wasn't horrible
And now we can hang out with Sina all day.
Yay, it was really good.
OK, good.
Cooking mama time.
Hanging out with Sina.
Simile, is our name Simile?
It wasn't a clean sweep.
That's for sure.
Sina has seen the monster, yes.
He has.
Oh, guys, let me show you.
Wait, let me go to my IRL.
Wait, there's an E-Mote?
Oh my god, I think we got an E-Mote of us kissing.
Ooh la la.
Ooh la la.
Hello.
Are we here?
I want to show you my diamond art painting
that I've been working on.
So a girl's got to have hobbies, right?
So this is my current hobby that I've been working on.
It's, hello.
Hello? Okay. This is my current progress. It's going to take me months, I think.
So I got all this done, and then this is the whole thing.
But I'm making good progress, and then this is how far I've gone.
I'm doing so I placed all these diamonds
It looks amazing. I think it'll look really good when it's complete
Gigantic boy, but I definitely a bit off more than I can chew
For this thing, but you like it right? It's not pretty design
It's very pretty and then I think when I actually finish everything it'll
it'll pop
so I
I do that for like a little bit a day, it's been very cute because my friends are like,
they're like playing wow or something and then as they're playing wow, I'm like doing my diamond
painting and then we're just like chatting and I'm like, this is relaxing. It's always good to have
like a little hobby, a little thing to waste your time and whatnot. That's a great hobby, yes,
We love WoW. We do, we do. It'll look crazy beautiful once finished. I know, I'm so excited.
It's gonna look so good. My friends are playing WoW. Like a lot of them are.
Like my friend group. I didn't know that WoW was actually still popping, but isn't there like a new
chapter, whatever it's called? I have no idea. Better than WoW for sure. Yeah, new expansions
out or whatever and I'm like okay that's awesome to hear. Alright let me make sure
I don't need to bring anything do you think Senna will have everything for
the cooking maybe I'll bring my apron should I bring an apron okay guys this
is gonna be in the vlog but ignore this I don't know if I can get an apron this is
like all my all my boxes and then I'm gonna hire someone to come in and take
them out for me. But my apron's in here. I just thought I could wear this. My extra
Emily apron! Great, great, great. You can bring that just in case. This is all this stuff.
And then when I cook, I like stand right there, and then I just use the pans like on these
too.
But I swear I cook, so I just stand there and I go bleep bleep bleep.
And then I put my pasta here, and then yeah, so pretty cool.
It's good, it's good.
I think I am going to start opening my peel box, not in the apartment anymore.
I'm going to have to app Jacob like, there's a place for me to just open the peel boxes.
and then I'm gonna ask Jacob to clean it for me.
So that should help keep my place clean.
That's good.
Thank you for the 500.
Is this a cry for help?
No, no, not a cry for help.
It's just part of the cleaning process.
Thank you, pre-acre, pre-acre for the prime.
Thank you, Jamie, for the 500.
Appreciate ya.
Okay.
What's good, right? Just in case we need it. It doesn't really cover anything but that's
fine. We are ready to cook. Yay! We look ready. I just tossed the stuff out right away. The
thing is it's like really hard with the apartment. Like, I have to, I have to like do trips.
So then that's not going to hire someone to do it. Because I have to like, first of all,
I think break the boxes down and then sometimes the trash bin is like full and I'm like okay
well then what am I supposed to do?
So I will hire someone to just get a house.
Yes, I did hire a task rabbit like a few months ago and they were really good so I'll probably
ask for them again.
Okay, anything else I need?
My mics?
My battery?
All right, perfect guys.
I think we're ready to go drive to Sina.
Yay, it shall be fun.
Let's make some delicious food and eat up.
Okay, it's gonna be a beautiful day.
Simile, us kissing, oh my, how romantic.
Okay, bye Jack, BRB, I'll see you in the car.
Bye!
I'm really good.
Good morning.
I will give you that one.
Okay.
Yeah, pick one of the picking dogs.
Where did she did die?
Wait, Emily?
Where is she like actually outside vibing?
What?
Go to the bathroom, you passed her?
How could I pass her?
In the bathroom.
I mean...
There's no way, like...
So I can't show this.
Oh my god! What?!
There! Fuck!
What?!
There! Fuck!
Hello!
How did you get up there?
I went all the way in here!
How is he holding you?
How is he not breaking?
Oh my!
That is insane!
How did you get in there?
I had to wiggle my way!
Oh my god, Gino!
You should definitely tell him.
No, no, we'll break it, we'll break it.
I mean, we'll break it.
No, I won't.
I tried to raid Postalong and then he didn't acknowledge my rage.
And there's a thousand pr-
Someone just rear-ended me
Bro
Someone just rear-ended me
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Chat
I have a confession to make
I don't know who has to hear this, but...
Ha! Ha!
XTC has a girlfriend!
Ha! Ha!
And...
We were never together!
Oh my gosh! I don't know who bubbles I just popped!
I'm sorry I had to tell you the truth.
I know! I know!
Very crazy.
I know you're shook,
but...
Love or host is not real!
I'm Emily you guys are all so nice to meet you. You're so beautiful. Can I high-five you guys?
Ah thank you. Let me get back there. Thank you. Nina, hi. I'm Paula. I say hi to you. I got you. Hello.
Oh, yes, and do you guys know live streaming?
Do you want to say hi to my chat?
Yeah!
Oh, so beautiful.
Is it okay if you do a one by one?
Hi, I'm Tzuyu.
Hi, I'm Jangyeon.
Hi, I'm Mayoung.
Oh, so beautiful.
So cute.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you, man.
Oh, thank you.
Hi, I'm too.
Hi, I'm too.
Thank you, guys.
Hey, guys.
I'm also in TWICE.
Hey.
I'm in TWICE, too.
Isn't that cool?
All right, it's a beautiful day!
Are you? I don't know about that. I wish
It really was my my big dream to be in a kpop group
But then seeing how people are a little bit, you know, they get though. They're not really treated the best
Maybe that's for the best
Our bias! Yes! Crazy!
What was the context? I got to meet twice when they were in LA for an Amazon show.
Isn't that awesome? That's one of my highlights of my Twitch career, I swear.
Okay, let us drive to Cina!
Oh my gosh guys, it's the weekend! It's Friday!
Is everyone excited to get down on Friday?
Yes!
It's the weekend.
Happy Friday everyone.
It's time to cook.
Well I can't believe we instantly are finally hanging out.
It does feel like different because I mean it shouldn't feel different because we do
see each other like a lot but this is our first like one-on-one collab like hanging
out since 2023 that's insane bro that's so insane so I feel like it'll it'll feel the
same as anything but it's gonna be super fun and I can't wait let me get some music going um
okay this is very fitting yes
yay party! oh guys I cleaned my car yesterday but I like all the food is
gone and then when I get in it smells bad is it my molded rugs cuz I'm like
wait why does it smell bad cuz I got all the like all the food is gone and so
So then, is it really because of the rugs?
Maybe?
It smells like, it smells like, um, like just like rotten food.
Oh my god.
OK, one of these days I'm going to have to like actually
dry the rug and just wait.
How do you usually do it?
How do people just dry the rugs?
Do they just wait?
Cause it's really, like, the, the, the mats get really wet.
And no, my people just like wait there for 30 minutes.
Okay, yeah, cause I got it, like, I don't smell it anymore,
but definitely when you come in the car, you're like,
wait, what does that smell?
Oh no, we're in the car.
Yeah, my, my mats.
I like went to the, the, uh, road,
what's the car wash and cleaned it.
You need to rewash it first.
Do you live in the South and not have waterproof mugs?
Mugs or mats? Yeah, my...
I have carpet mats, so that's why I think it's like probably getting moldy or something. Uh-oh!
Big uh-ohs.
Pay a detailer.
I don't care that much. I could, I could do it myself.
I look it up and detailers are like $300 and I'm like,
I do not care enough about my card and pay $300 for a detailer bro. That is, that is not necessary.
like right isn't it 300 or maybe I looked at a wrong website I'm like I just
have to wash the mats and then that's it I clean it up we can go yeah but if I go
I just have to wait and just like wait for the match to dry so it's not cheap
it's priorities right guys it's a hundred okay that's a little better it's
priorities. I will spend $500 on sushi, but I will not spend $300 on card detailing. It's all
about what what brings you more joy, okay? And if sushi gives me the most joy, then I will spend
my money on the sushi and enjoy it. Delicious. Same with like if people like to if people like to
drink Starbucks or coffee every morning and then if it makes them happy then it's worth buying
but because I don't drink coffee then I just don't I don't buy the Starbucks.
What? They're going? That's great. Look at these slow-ass cars.
Uh hello Mr. Trucks take your time. I did not know that Coachella was going to
uh wait Big Bangs went to Coachella. That's crazy. Bro this is the slowest I've ever been
on the street. I have not gone to Coachella ever and then I might want to go
this year. I was talking to, I was talking to Yvonne and Leslie and they were
saying how like it's really fun to go to Coachella and then I was like oh maybe I
want to go to EDC but EDC kind of scares me. Oh I definitely can't stream it
because the quality there would be horrible. I would go to EDC which is
like EDM music but I feel like you have to be on heavy drugs to enjoy it and then I'm
kind of scared to be like doing those drugs so maybe not I might pass I don't know I just
hear people like oh yeah like when I'm at EDC I'm doing doing my stuff and like it like
really enhances the experience, but I've never done those drugs before. So I don't know. We'll see.
But EDC is like in Vegas. I just think a lot of people do it. So EDC is a drug festival. A lot
of people are like tripping on Molly and stuff and I've never done Molly before and I'm kind of
nervous because I heard about Molly in college and I learned that like if you do
Molly you get really sad after because it's just like I don't know if it's true
but it's like a bunch of dopamine or like happy happy cells like coming out at
once and then you'll be sad maybe a day after too because all the happy cells
are gone and I'm like I don't want to I don't want to be sad after. No thank you. So it's okay but
I've never been to like a bank music festival. I've only been to ACL which is Austin City Limits
and that wasn't really easy to stream because we were like in the middle of nowhere so definitely
could not stream music festivals sadly. Look at my hand sanitizer! Wow! I'm very healthy! Yay!
I have hand sanitizer, even though I didn't use it once during the food stream last screen.
But it's there! And I could, I could sanitize my hands if needed. Pretty cool!
Close to the golden coast With a horse on in the- oh, oh, oh, oh
But yeah, I heard Coachella's like more poppy, so I think I'd be more like, let's do it
Coachella, then go to ABC.
So, we'll see, we'll see.
That's like later in the year.
You know what I want to do is I want to take people to a water park.
Come on guys!
Where's the love for water parks or amusement parks?
I want to go to a Six Flags again.
Those are great.
That's like natural high because the roller clutches are so scary and crazy that you just
woohoo.
You know, that would be fun.
There's like a Six Flags in Texas that I think my friends went to but we haven't gone
in like three years. I want to go back and do six flag stuff that feel the natural high
would be very fun. All that ass hanging out. Oh my gosh, Katy Perry, this was her best
era. Her beginning era was so good. Now Katy Perry is, I don't even know what she's doing.
Hanging out with Justin Trudeau, which is very cool, I guess. I never would have thought
Katy Perry and Justin would be together.
Isn't it kind of crazy how like, these celebrities, everyone just knows their business.
I guess that's what comes with the, the surprise of being famous.
Like, and then there's a paparazzi that just stops these celebrities.
You know, like, wow.
Oh, hello?
why does it do that? I guess my armpit is very crazy. I was saying isn't it kind of crazy that
we just know all this stuff about celebrities and then and then paparazzi's like stalking the
celebrities and then uh like we just know all about their personal lives and I was like I guess
that's the price of like being famous but then it's also so different from streaming like I feel like
for streaming like people know a lot about me like uh it's for celebrities I feel like actors
it's I feel like it's very um they can kind of just like they have
you
you
you
you
you
You
Actress or something I can't act
No way!
Or like a musician or something?
Musicians also go through a lot.
IDK, bro.
It's cool!
It's cool.
Oh my god, it's Sean Kingston!
Another guy who's in jail now!
Oh no!
With the Justin Bieber.
There's Justin Socialy on Twitch?
I don't know if he does.
So that was a crazy time when Justin would just spark up on Twitch.
You're like, wow, hi, Justin Bieber.
He didn't read the chat once, I think.
He did not give a flying flagell about the chat.
But it's Justin Bieber.
What can you expect?
He's doing his thing.
Thank you, baby.
What?
It's all pre-recorded?
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
Justin Bieber's stream was not pre-recorded, right?
I don't believe it.
Oh yeah, one time, I think I saw a clip
where Justin was, he got one guide or something.
And I'm like, it happens to all of us.
Justin, don't worry.
He's like, yeah, like a chatter said that I look tired.
and like he's like they don't get it like I really said what the tatter said but
he literally got one guy by someone and like it that's crazy it's interesting
to see that no matter how big of a celebrity you are the comments can still
get to you it honestly was pretty reassuring it's like everyone really is
human, huh? I got my nose. I hate how my nose gets itchy. Icky nose! Kinda crazy! The power of one
die. Guys, do you think the internet is scary? Isn't the internet kinda scary? There's like so many
people on the internet. It's uh... I like think about it sometimes and I'm like just publicly on the
the internet. Yes it is. Some parts. Okay this is like so crazy. Like it's kind of
like morbid to think about but um okay so I was watching Tyler's stream yesterday
and it was so cute. Okay like Tyler was showing his two kids on stream.
uh, Ivy and, Ivy and Sailor with Micaela and I'm like, oh my god, this is so cute.
Like I turned on to the other stream and then I had this horrible thought where it's like,
what if these crazy internet people are just gonna like, like spam their daughters social
media with stuff?
Like it just like harassed the daughters and I'm like, same with me, like if I have a,
I have a kid like these internet people are just gonna like spam them with my with my clips and stuff and stuff
And I'm like how am I how am I even gonna be able to combat that like I don't even know what to do
I would either have to be like
Oh, I need to look through your DMs. I need to look through my kids DMs before they open their
So that's like 18 years away. Yeah, I would hope like bye then
Or it or maybe I just don't give my kids a phone. I don't give my kids access to a phone until they're 15
But it shouldn't it shouldn't stop me like me being like a streamer. I don't think it will stop me from
You know having my kid letting my kids have a nice fun life, whatever, but it's just like I was I was like damn
It's it's kind of scary. It really is on there forever and ever
you never know what these these internet trolls these days but also PewDiePie
has a son and I don't think he's been getting any any bad messages his son
is like so young right? Bjorn? So I guess I'll have to keep track on Bjorn, PewDiePie's son
and see what happens with him but I'm sure he'll probably get like an influx of
messages whenever he he does a social media he's three yeah so I guess it
isn't a long time surely the internet trolls would have something else to do
by then right surely when I have kids and they're able to read and who knows
what I'm even doing surely they won't just be taking their time to be a
We have horrible things to kids on the internet, right?
Bruh, I don't know.
Girl, you need a man first, I know.
That's why I'm fine.
I have years and years to go.
Years and years, you know?
We're fine.
But it's pretty funny.
Imagine Emily cooking for her kids.
Thank you.
I will cook them pasta and I will cook them meat.
That would be good.
You guys want to know something funny?
So when I visited home, oh my god, this is, this is, I don't know if I should talk about
this, but whatever.
Oh, thank you for the fact you did.
Thank you Metal Corpston, thank you for the 5 when I visited home.
My dad was like, Emily, I got this very cryptic email, but I didn't really know how to open
the links that they sent, so I just deleted it and I was like, what?
Like he's saying this in Chinese, he was like, yeah, like I got these weird emails, but I
don't know what they were saying, so I just deleted the email.
And I'm like, keep it up, dad! Just keep deleting stuff!
And I'm like, are these- are there- are people actually emailing my dad?
Oh my- oh my god!
And he's like, yeah, that's kinda like a- it's like a- it looks like a scam email or something, and I'm like-
And he's like, yeah, but your name was in Extra Emily, and I'm like, oh, just delete those!
Just delete those!
And I'm like, bruh, not even my dad is safe.
But he, uh, I think he's good. He won't open that stupid shit.
I'm like, oh, holy shit, what the heck?
Yeah, we are saved. We are saved.
Who be emailing my dad saying, hi? Hi, Mr. Zang.
Hope you're doing great.
But my dad is retiring this year, guys.
That's awesome.
He's gonna be able to do his own thing.
and uh and he says he wants to travel the world no more no more need to check the email anymore
congrats father and then i think my mom is still working actually so that's pretty cool
yeah i asked my dad he's like i'm like what are you gonna do when you're retired he's like i want to
i want to travel i want to go to europe blah blah blah and then i'm like who's planning the trip
And my mom's like ha ha ha ha exactly no one knows who's gonna plan the trips for him
What the heck? How do we ever know?
Well you come to Greece with my dad I
Don't think there are currently no plans to internationally travel with my with my dad right now me
I'm not planning it
Wait you guys want to see me and my dad in Europe. Oh, no way
No way because I would want to stream everything my dad would be too tired and then I feel like I'd be ruining the trip
So you plan it
That would be kind of funny, but it had to be like
I don't know my dad will get tired and he's he's gonna it's gonna ruin his trip his little retirement phase
Your dad is ultimate content. He is a star. Yes, I agree. My dad is a star
He's very star-like taken to anster dam. Oh hell no
Ew, first of all, the red light district with my dad, I'd be horrified!
And then, and my mom would be obviously very mad!
Ew, I am not going there!
What else do you do in Amsterdam?
I guess Amsterdam, you like, um, you like bike around and stuff?
That's pretty fun.
That's crazy.
Thank you Metal Corp.
For the five gifted.
Try this cookie.
Wait, they have crazy cookies there?
Okay, I'm gonna go here.
Alrighty guys.
Okay, let's see, how's it look it?
Oh yes, we are almost at Sena's place.
Yippee! I can't wait to see Sena.
It'll be so fun.
We will yap a lot I'm sure and the goal is to make
one meal I
think I think a
edible meal and
Okay, my idea was to like
We get two bowls of guacamole turbo in my bowl and then Rosie can try and see if it tastes the same. I
Think that would be very good. So it's like Cina's amazing guac
Which by the way is the best walk I've ever had in my entire life and then and then my recreation of it
So then it's like
Sina original versus teamu version
Happy Lama sad Lama mentally super Lama kissy Lama big fat mama Lama
Yes food poisoning for Rosie I
I hope he's excited as well. I'm very excited. That's for sure
Okay, Pitbull
Does Pitbull still make music or is he just bald? I think he's just busy being bald
Doing this thing. Guys the car behind me is so close to my ass
So annoying
Should I just stop abruptly stop the car just for shits and giggles? He's like so close to me. It's a guy driving it
Get away
So annoying I hate when they're what is it tailgating me chemo
Technically if I if I like if I abruptly start to stop the cars their fault they hit me, right?
Well, what if I just like stop the car for no reason is that fine?
Hello.
The Zojo wants some food?
That'd be good.
Some small death energy.
Zojo!
Hi!
Break check them!
I should!
Oh my god, they are so close.
Okay, now he's backed up.
Thank god.
Oh my god, he's speeding up so he can get closer to me!
Like, way too close!
Do they get like a thrill out of this or something?
It's so annoying!
Okay, I have to...
Stop it!
Okay, I'm gonna break kinda hard.
Let's see if they...
Oh, okay, dang it.
They didn't hit me.
Haha, that's good.
Ugh!
So annoying.
Wait, they actually have good reaction times.
Hi, Zoey Zoey!
Zoey Zoey, I saw a clip of you...
uh scaring rosy and i was like wait well looks so good you're doing amazing you're losing you're
losing so much weight so impressive i'm like wow you're doing great it's awesome to see
okay hopefully i get rid of this annoying ass so behind me i hate it
What?
Lightning.
And then you're out, you're up, and you're down, it's bright, it's black, and it's white.
Is there a, uh oh, hopefully there's no, uh, there's a lot of traffic, hopefully there's
no accident or anything.
Don't do that.
Wait, what?
Don't do what?
No shots of you are right.
I think the reason why is because I once got rear-ended in the car, and then this was in high school.
And I remember, like, after I got rear-ended, I was, like, anxiously checking my rear-view mirror and making sure no one got close to me.
And whenever someone got really close to me, I would get, like, heart populations.
Like, I would start getting really anxious.
And I'm like, so maybe it's coming back from that.
It was very scary. It was this other high school student that re-rended me. And we were just
at a red light and he just like decided to go. And then his dad came and his dad is like,
um, can I see your insurance? To me. And I called my mom. I'm like, mom, he wants my insurance.
And she's like, do not give it to him. You didn't do anything wrong. Do not give this man your
insurance and I'm like my mom told me I can't give you my insurance and then
dad's like oh fine I was like okay thanks thanks mom I guess I just won't give it
to him she's like don't give it she's just trying to blame it on you I swear so
that was one of my three accidents in high school all right not too shabby
No, you want to go and you're cold
We're almost there
Okay, I'm probably gonna I think we're gonna start at center's desktop and then we yap yap yap
So I'll probably change to to the center's desktop and then
We'll come in
I was so scared and this is very good, very good.
We're going to have a full meal today.
Wait.
Senna is teaching me right now, can I just watch her cook and be like, oh thank you Senna,
this is delicious.
That's what she did in the old house, she just cooked for the house and I'm like, oh
Senna, thank you.
This is delicious.
I make the most amazing Spamizubi and the most amazing, uh, what is it called, um, oh
yeah, the guac and I think you also make like chicken katsu, I'm like, wow, that's so cool.
Imagine being good at cooking.
Very cool.
I haven't been trying since that moment.
Oh, that's not a little question.
Okay, okay, I will try my best to learn.
I am on my cooking grind, I think it would be nice.
I will genuinely try to be a good student.
And whatever we make today, I hopefully can make it.
I woke up this morning.
Yes.
OK.
It would be just glorious.
I'd be very productive.
Not a Nashville party.
That's the letters.
All right, guys.
OK.
We are here!
Yippee!
I was on tiptoe.
Yeah!
I'm just gonna hide the camera.
Let's bring the camera in.
On a park here.
Lie away.
Like yeah.
It's like yeah.
Um, get this.
Okay, we're here!
I'm gonna-
Oh, Brainrod. Oh, wait, no, you're right!
Zombies are scarier, thank you.
If you're a 748, if you're one of this number,
you're a brain dead troglodyte with no life.
There's no way you think skeletons are scarier than zombies
and I'll die on this hill.
I'll ask Emily this.
Favorite cat in the house?
Mushi.
Ah, yeah.
Mushi trumps, he does.
He trumps all, he triumphs.
Which one are you?
Neither a WL chatter and a Pogger chatter.
Oh my God, I have majority WL.
And they were calling me a Pogger.
Sorry, a Pogger.
Which do you prefer?
Censel, Censistix or Cens...
Okay, we're skipping this slide.
Question mark, six or seven?
V card! Okay, fluffy. We cannot ask people if they have their fucking V card. What is
this question? What kind of sentence is this? And you know damn well, you know damn well
2350 you are lying. Keep it a stack.
Fave Rosie Emote.
A good boy riding his camel. Okay. And good boy.
Wait, Emily's here. Hold on. Let me go
open the door for Miss Emily. And then
we will go.
Oh my god, no, no, no, we haven't heard about the fucking conveyor.
It was so bad.
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
Okay, wait, hold on.
Let me move this.
Here.
You can have this chair.
Hello, Emily.
Hello, Emily.
Oh my god.
Hello, Emily!
Oh, my God!
Wait, let me make sure my noise gate is off.
Emily?
No!
It's been so long!
I know!
It's really been that long.
Did you know our last one-on-one stream like this was in 2023?
No, it wasn't.
It was in Hawaii.
Okay, well, they didn't count that.
The chat didn't count that.
Wait, it was in 2023?
Yes.
It was just me and you at the old house.
We should watch the bot.
It's pretty funny.
Wait, can we watch it?
Can we watch it? Can we watch it through this?
It's just not long.
Yes, it's been, it's been three years almost.
But yeah, like I was saying that we hang out like,
like during streams and stuff anyway,
so it doesn't feel like it.
Yeah, but this, this moment when it is,
is I see you all the time.
And then also, how the time, if I'm traveling,
you're not traveling or whatever.
So it's always like, we're just going back and forth.
That's crazy.
Yeah, exactly.
That's three years?
Yes.
Okay, this is your census.
No, no, no, go ahead.
I'm almost done with this.
But they're going through the, it's just random info that they do.
So they are rating what they like, so they like just chatting.
Okay.
Good, good.
That's good.
You are a good yatterster.
Wait, do you want me to open your chat?
Oh, well, that would be great.
Yes, I will do that.
Give me two seconds.
Too many colors.
Give me two seconds, give me two seconds.
Well, you're so smart and as a genius.
Extra.
Oh, okay, okay.
Well, don't call me a genius.
Don't call me a genius, but I can't type.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, okay.
Because I'm actually a bot.
I'll move mine here and I'll put yours there.
So I move mine here move this here move this over. Oh wait move move this move
Wait a minute. I got it. I just got to get the right pixel
There we go, and then I move this here, and then I move this here, and then I move this here, and then I oh my god
This is literally what I went to college for wait. Oh, it's another also. We have a an emote called simile
Will you do? Yes. Can we add it to Simile? Oh wait they literally just joined it. Simile?
Yeah he just he didn't join so we pulled it. Wait what is it? Yeah for some reason it doesn't
show I think it might be an unop like a like a hidden 17. No! If somebody went
here to me I want to see! Yeah wait did I want to have some? Simile! Please I want to see it so bad.
What is in it work?
E-enable unlisted emotes.
Within the chats, I think.
Oh, okay, okay, wait, hold on, wait, let me do this.
Now let me do, now hold on, I'm a genius.
She is very smart, very, very beautiful as well.
Bam.
Okay.
And then...
Oh, there it is.
Oh, there it is, there it is, there it is!
Wait, what is it?
It's you kissing me!
Can we talk about your addiction to me kissing you when you're drunk?
Oh, but it's not. Just when I'm drunk.
Oh my god, I think somebody said we should kiss now.
Oh my god! I mean, I'm not gonna kiss you.
It's not, it's not the worst thing in the world.
Dude, you don't know what it's all about.
What?
Do you remember when in Galveston?
What happened?
Do you remember what happened in the pool?
Do you want to say it?
I don't remember.
We're in Galveston.
It's like, it's like our whole friend group.
And Emily, we're all like getting drunk and hanging out.
I was like, off stream.
Is this like the Twisted Tea story?
The what?
Like the drinking story kind of.
I don't remember.
Okay, go ahead.
No, you literally go, you and I were drunk and you were like, sit up.
I really want to kiss somebody.
And Nick said, and you go, why'd you be down to kiss me?
And I said, what?
She goes, yeah, like I really want to kiss someone.
Can I give you a kiss?
And I was like, oh, of course, like, that's no problem.
So then he kissed in the pool.
Oh, how romantic.
Soon as a great sport.
No, but you were, it wasn't, OK, to clarify,
it wasn't like on some freaky like, oh, I made out with you.
Just a little kiss.
Yeah, it was like, she was like, I just
want to give you a kiss.
like can I give you a kiss and I was like, sure, sure, you were gay when you drink.
I am not.
You're gay.
I just like sharing the love.
Yeah, you're a little gay.
I like, like, you know, like it's so great being with friends and then you know, just showing it.
I can't lie.
I've kissed my friends before I'm drunk, so I cannot judge.
I've done it because it's so and also girls, they're so sweet.
Yes, exactly.
When you're drunk, you're like,
oh, just let me give you a little kiss.
Yeah, just a little pet.
Yeah, like nothing crazy.
Yeah. Just a little kiss.
Be honest, have you ever made out with a girl drunk?
I've never made out.
It's only been pet, like, whoop.
That's fair.
Yeah.
I don't think I'd be too scared to make out.
Really?
You, that's not true.
I don't think I could.
You think you'd be too scared to make out with a girl?
Yeah.
Cause like, I feel like, oh my God, like, what if I-
Only, you have gotten drunk and begged to kiss me
like maybe seven different times.
I've known you there's no way you're too scared to make out the girl what no but
that's just like a kiss like a muah with cutie it's all like a muah that's fair
but like a like a this like oh my yeah I don't I don't think I would get too
nervous okay my mind is my when I kissed cutie too it was like on the lips but
she's a good kisser she had like a little muah you know you too when did you
kiss her at the streamer games oh yeah yeah and the worst part was is she told
told me to, and then everybody goes,
Sina is a home wrecker, how could you?
I said, I'm not wrecking their home.
They knew about it.
At Thanksgiving last year, I was sitting with my family
friends, and one of my family friends goes,
Emily, do you tell people that you're a home wrecker?
And I'm like, what?
Like he says that in front of everyone.
And then he's like, yeah, wouldn't you kiss Cutie?
And I was like, oh.
I was like, and I was like.
Wait, do your parents know that you kiss the girl too?
My parents weren't there, but it's just like a bunch of
like family, like they don't know, they probably like, okay.
But in front of like, all my family friends
were like normal, like they like work in finance and shit.
This guy's just like, he walked to switch and he's like,
did you told him you're a home wrecker?
I'm like, what the fuck?
That's fucking crazy.
They're like giving dinner.
And what did you say?
I was like, ha ha ha.
And I was like, wait, what?
And then he's like, yeah, cutie.
And I'm like, ha ha, that's blood.
He's just blood.
Yeah, but like also it's like, how the fuck,
First of all, why are you spreading that information?
How the fuck do you know that?
I know, yeah.
But he watches Twitch.
Oh, so you don't want to talk to that,
because he might be seeing it?
Hi, Chris.
This is Chris.
Hello, Chris.
How do you do?
Dude, have you gotten better?
I've learned to not tell stories for certain things,
because I've realized that people from home watch them.
Oh, my god.
Yeah, yeah.
It's gotten me into some interesting conversations.
So I've learned like I have to be a good noodle and not like,
I can't say everything.
I could be saying shit, you know, like,
you remember my first time story
where I said that I thought I was gay afterwards.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, and then they saw it.
No, they didn't say it to be fair.
But I realized that there is a very high chance
that they haven't seen it.
Oh, really?
Yes, and I felt really bad.
Oh, it's okay.
I felt bad, but I just want to tell the story, you know?
Yeah, it's like, I feel like if you don't say who it is,
I feel like it's fine to share stories,
because they don't really know who's on the other side of it.
No, Emily, it's until you get the text of doom
that you're like, oh, I'm gonna share the story.
And then you get the text of doom and you go, oh my god.
Sorry, you saw that.
Yeah.
It's kinda crazy.
It is kinda crazy.
Yeah, and you have to think about how far,
because if you do something on TikTok,
like think about how far your clips go.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yes, and can you imagine like let's say you have an ex and your ex got famous and then they were talking about you and they go
Oh my god, my first girlfriend her pussy was ass
Yeah, I think I think with time like yeah, I think we know now which one synonymous
But I also got caught by an ex.
Well, you did?
Yes, where I was like shit talking the fuck out of him.
I was like, he fucking sucks.
And then he sent me a Google Doc with an apology.
And then he's like, I saw this clip of you.
And he's like, I'm sorry for what happened.
I go to therapy now.
And I'm like, that's good.
And now it's fine.
Now we're on good terms.
OK, well, that's good.
You guys are good girls.
Oh my god.
We got caught.
I mean, at least he said you an apology,
and you're like, can I admit something too?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh my God.
Okay, so you know the stories
like my ex idea for like five years or whatever.
You know, back when we had first broken up,
this was years ago, like four years ago.
Or no, sorry, like three years ago.
I was really hurt.
And so I would make jokes and I'd be live
and we'd be playing a game and somebody would be like,
oh my God, the sex was ass or whatever.
And I would say something and be like, oh my God,
like that looks better than whatever I would get.
Oh my god!
I don't make jokes like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm like, um, I'm like, and like a year later,
I have not spoken to him.
He reaches out right when we first moved to Austin.
No way.
And, and he like, wanted to get on a call
to apologize to me about like all the,
the stuff he did to me.
Okay.
And he goes, yeah, you know, like,
sometimes I feel really bad because I watch your streams
and I go, oh, like you watch my streams
and it was, yeah, like I watch them pretty often
and I feel pretty guilty about like, you know,
how I handled the breakup because I really hurt you.
And I said, oh, I said, well, I said, like, you know,
I'm nervous.
I go, well, how often are you watching this?
I go, ooh.
I'm fucking watching a lot.
Yeah.
I'm like, here right now.
Right.
And then he goes, oh, I mean, often enough, like, you know,
I hear some stuff.
And then I go, ooh.
I said, I shouldn't let you know I'm really sorry.
Like, I just make jokes because I'm hurt.
And then he goes, no, it's fine.
I get it.
And like, the call got really quiet.
Oh my god.
And I was like, fuck, and I knew that that week
I had made that joke.
Like I know that week I had made a joke similar,
like saying something like, oh my God,
I never got good sex anyway.
So like, like, like, there you go, I'm so mad.
It's okay, wait, so did he apologize?
To me?
Yeah, yeah, he did.
Okay, good, good, good.
So I got an apology one too.
But like, I still felt bad.
Yeah, of course.
Because then you're like, wow, you see that.
Yeah, like I don't wanna, I don't know,
I don't wanna like put him on blast
and then be like, ooh, you know what I mean?
Like, here's this, so I didn't wanna do that.
Yeah, but it's fine.
It's okay.
I feel like chat enjoys the stories,
but then we forget that, yeah, there's someone else.
I could see it.
Well, I mean, they love the stories
because it's a drama, you know what I mean?
Well, they like the tea.
They love the tea, but then the tea comes back to haunt me
and I go, oh my gosh.
Oh, the haunting tea.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, that's like, for example,
no, I'm getting a tea.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
That's like, you know when you think you're talking to you and it's innocent?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Remember when that whole thing and Hawaii having a rage was telling me that story about Hawaii?
He didn't like me?
That's like me, innocently retelling it, and I thought, oh, it's gonna be no big deal.
And that shit was, I threw a baseball in the sky, and it came down as a fucking nuke, apparently.
Oh my God, I remember that.
Yes, and I was like, I'm so sorry.
Oh yeah, that was during Cicathon, right?
Yeah, but I thought it was like an innocent story because we had already talked about it in Hawaii, remember?
So it wasn't a big deal.
And then it blows up.
Yeah.
That's OK.
I don't think you didn't know it was going to blow up like that.
Like, you saw the clips go crazy.
Yeah, so it's kind of like, how would you know?
You know what I mean?
Like, how would you know?
It's just, it is what it is.
It is what it is.
But it's fine.
Listen, we don't need to get into.
You know what's crazy?
The last time we also did something with Hawaii.
What?
What do we do?
We sat down at the table in the Thai place,
and we talked about our exes.
Oh, yeah, that was great.
That was so fun.
I was like one of my highlights of the trip.
It was one of the goon cave?
Yes, the goon cave day.
And then we got food together.
It was so fun.
And I loved your stories.
OK, listen.
I know I loved yours too.
And that's why I say, I know, OK, I know it's not
the most insane stream idea.
But me as well and Rosie have literally been, I told you,
we've been going on these walks.
And they're so fun.
And we find random trails in Austin.
And we've just been hiking them on stream.
And we found one, you would've loved it.
And it reminded me of Hawaii,
because we went and did some shit.
Yeah, and it was so cool.
Wait, like, there are actually hikes around here,
like in this area?
Yeah, really?
We thought, do you want to go to the one,
we got to go back to it,
because we didn't get to finish it,
with the tunnel under the bridge.
Ooh, that sounds fun.
I would love to go with you guys.
It's so dope.
We just went to a farmer's market earlier in the day,
and we went and did that.
That's so cute.
And the farmer's market said,
because you get good food.
Yes, it's like organic food.
Have you been to the one?
No, no, no, it's not.
They have good, like, different food, too.
It's like actual food.
Yeah.
Ooh, that sounds really good.
Have you been to one here?
I thought they were, like, stalls, where you buy food.
No?
Like, you buy?
Yeah, but like, they have, like, chat.
It's the, ow.
It's the, like, um, the, thank you.
It's the, um, the farmer's market?
The booths.
The booths.
OK, but they can be, like, actual food
that you can eat right there.
Yeah, or you can buy, like, vegetables and stuff
like that and everything.
But it's good.
And they sometimes have food trucks that go out there too.
Yeah.
And they're really, really good.
Yeah, we should do an iron off farmer's market in Hyde.
I think it'll be in Sparta.
Thank you for the tan.
W-D-A-D-U.
Thank you.
W-D-A-D-U.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
You would like it.
And we got lost in the woods last time.
Zoil went climbing through some leaves and we couldn't find him.
It was really fun.
And it's exercise.
Yeah.
So then we can move our body.
Yeah, and we've been doing it with Zoil
because he really wants to lose weight.
So that he gets the steps in.
Okay, perfect.
So it's been super nice.
You wanna go to the gym too, right?
Yes, I wanna start working out, start.
That's why today's really good,
cause I'm gonna start cooking, cleaning, exercising,
eating good.
Bitch, be for real, for a second.
I'm getting back in.
So you're cooking and cleaning.
Let's start with the two.
Well, tell me now.
So you're cooking and you're cleaning.
Well, I'm not cleaning right now.
But I am cooking.
Okay.
I made pasta yesterday.
you did with the ground beef can I see it how much I'm thinking for the gifted
sobs Lucy wait that absolutely looks out good wait would you make it for me of
course I would make it for you would you make it for me today I don't think you
would like it it's kind of boring I just want to know what you like cook oh really
I don't know what you think you've never cooked for me one time when you made
that fuck-ass quesadilla and you dropped it in the sink thank you for the reminder yes with the dirty sink
water i dropped i dropped the quesadilla in the sink and then i the sink that had dishes in it and
and dirty water is awesome and i didn't know until i ate it it was so great it tasted good right
no it's good no no no it was horrible it wasn't horrible it just well i made the quesadilla
Yeah you made it. Okay. I feel like that was fine.
Um, it's okay, I can make it like I really make this every day. I made this for the past
three days. It's my it's my spaghetti and marinara. It's good. And then I have to
add more. And you like you add less sauce with your noodles than more?
Um yeah I do like half. Okay I like half. So it's like not as much sauce and
and yes all that. I can cook that for you today. I think it'll be okay if you cook
for me I'll cook for you. And I'll teach you how to cook mine and you can teach me how to cook yours.
Oh, I like it!
You don't want to do that?
Wait, Emily, do you have deer?
I, I, uh, what's it called, veneers?
No, no, no, no.
What's a deer called?
No, no bitch, deer, deer.
But there's like a name for the meat.
Venison.
Venison, venison.
You want to eat the venison?
Yes, I'd be trying, I would be down to try venison.
But what's veal?
No, veal is like the baby lambs that they kill.
Veal?
Veal?
You're eating so you want to eat veal and venison.
Oh, no, we should go on a date. That's what we should do. I mean, that's fine with me
Wait, you cook medicine. No. Oh, I know there's a there's an area near here that had a lot of deer in it
Oh, they were cool of watch. I wasn't gonna kill the deer
I just wanted you to see them because they were really pretty
Of course, I would love to see some deer. I didn't know if you like deer. Yes, I do. I think they look really cute
And I think they, yeah, yeah, I would love to look at
the years from afar.
How hungry are you?
I'm pretty hungry.
I can eat a lot.
Do you want a protein thing before we go?
No, it's okay.
Because we're gonna go to the store.
Yeah, we're gonna go shopping and figure out
what we're cooking today.
Wait, he said, what would you teach me, Sina?
Okay, so you want to learn guac, right?
Yes!
I'll show you my guac.
Oh my God!
It's so easy, it's so easy, it's not even special.
Wait, wait, is this the first time
you're showing Chad your guac recipe?
No, they've seen it a lot.
You've seen it twice, you know that, right?
Oh yeah, usually I might do something else
while you're cooking.
Yeah, no, no, not only do you do,
one time you said you were gonna watch,
you were sitting on the counter,
and you go, sit down, I'm gonna be honest,
I'm just waiting for it to be done,
so I can eat it.
Is that okay?
Like what?
Yeah, I don't, I don't learn,
I just, I just wait patiently and make the best book ever.
I will teach you, because it's not hard.
Okay.
And you can actually make it yourself
and eat it all the time.
And it's really,
Wow, that would be amazing.
I love your guac.
It's so healthy.
Oh my gosh.
And you can also, what's your other thing?
Do you want to know how to make like a,
what are you saying?
I was thinking salmon.
You know how to make salmon?
I love to make salmon.
Really?
Cause I want to do something that I can do at home.
So then.
Yeah, like consistently.
Yeah.
I can show you salmon.
I can show you really easy salmon, like air fryer salmon.
I don't have an air fryer, should I get one?
Okay, I can show you oven salmon.
Oven salmon?
You can do the oven, you can do a pan.
Air fryers will make cooking a lot easier for you.
Because you don't really cook that much.
So like if you want to get into the process,
air fryers kind of, they're OP.
They are.
Should I buy an air fryer?
Can you make rice in an air fryer?
No.
What?
But you, I-
What else do you put in the air fryer?
Oh, I guess you can.
I know, okay, no you can't, no.
Wait, I have a rice cooker, so I'll need that.
Yeah.
I haven't used it yet, since mine.
I was gonna say, I'm 25% Japanese and I have a rice cooker.
You, you have more Asian than me.
You should have a rice cooker, there's no way.
Hey, I got rice cooker, I got rice cooker.
I'm 25% Japanese and in this house, we don't go a single day without having a rice cooker,
or any type of rice in the house, or noodle.
Wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, noodle.
Wait, wait, how often do you cook, you know?
Oh, I meal prep.
Oh wow.
So like, I try to meal prep now, like, once every week or two weeks, depending on what I make.
Like I made protein burritos.
What the heck?
I don't even know what that is.
Okay, a protein burrito, you would love.
Protein powder in it?
No.
Okay.
No.
You can actually make like a steak or salmon.
Yeah.
Wrap it up in a tortilla.
Uh huh.
And freeze it.
Uh huh.
And every day, I can go downstairs in that freezer right now.
Uh huh.
I can pull a burrito out, put it in the microwave and heat it up and add like tomatoes and stuff
on it.
It is perfect every time.
You're so cool, Sina.
That's so cool.
This is so cool, how good she is at prepping her males
and keeping her fed and cooking.
And it's so cool.
Stop, I believe, it's just so sweet.
Like I'm amazed.
It's so sweet.
It's so nice to hang out with you
because every time I play it just feels so good.
I don't know why, it makes me feel really good about myself.
No, it's just like, I feel like I'm really,
why are they, it's like I'm dicking the chat.
What's that?
So whenever you're glazing a little bit they it's the Rosie. Yeah, it's a Rosie sucking dick emote
I don't know why he did this, but yeah, if you start glazing too much. It's called D1
You're being a D1. Okay, Bob. Can we add that?
Wait is Rosie here? Rosie!
Emma is adding D1!
Wow, it's a really good D1!
He's probably in a bad mood because he just woke up.
like an hour ago and he said an alarm and it failed so I called him and it was
allowed to go in there and wake him up for more really he's like grumpy pan yeah I
think he's probably chugging like a oh hey hey buddy good morning
It's 4 p.m.
4 p.m. morning.
4 p.m. bright and early.
Finally.
When'd you go to bed?
Like six.
Awesome.
Okay.
That is awesome.
How'd that alarm set for you today?
Oh, look at that.
Look at that in chat.
Rosie, look.
Don't you like?
They added your emotes.
Why did you add that in?
Well, just because we want to spread the D1 love.
Exactly, exactly.
Rosie, look.
I feel like the D1 love, that's just what it is.
Yeah, is it pretty good?
No, I don't really like that one.
Well, Rosie, we like it.
Yes, so.
Two versus one.
I'm D1 for that emote, to be honest with you.
You are.
You are.
Very nice.
Well, Rosie, that's all I want to call you for.
I'm going to watch the vlog very fast.
I'm going to be ready.
I'll be like.
Oh, I also want to, like, gap to you for, like, 20 more minutes.
Wait, me?
Yes.
Oh.
I was talking to you, so what do you think it's a yap about?
You don't think it's a ask me or is it key?
No, it's nothing crazy, but your nails your nails. Oh my god. I told chat look to tell chat you like that
Yeah, really cute. Yes. She did them so good. She was really really good. Yes. I went I went to
Emily's Emily's nail tech. Yes, I asked her sorry my hands are so sweaty. Did you get it? They were really wet
They're really wet. I felt a bit. It's okay. Um, I
Would at least nail tech and I was like, oh you did feel it. I'm so sorry. It's not that white come on this
Okay, there you go
Um, I found out also we're really the same because I like nude pinks. Yes, and I and I she did one and I was
Obsessing over the pink. I go it reminds me of when you woke up like Korean nail. Yes. Yes. She goes. That's always what I look up
Oh, wow, and then she showed me the nail thing that she used and I was like
I'm gonna go back to her. Okay. Yeah, so Santa asked for like my nail where I go for my nails
And I was like kind of nervous
I was like I want to make sure that that she likes it
And I like it because I've been going to the nail tech for like two years now and like I've gone back a lot
And I'm glad you love it. You look really cute
You know it's funny
She was talking to me about stories and she and I I was asking about like her travels or whatever
Yeah, and as I'm talking about I said yes, she goes like yeah, I really want to go back to Hawaii and I said oh
Yeah, and I said I went to Hawaii. She goes Emily went to Hawaii recently. I said funny enough
I was the one who was with Emily. So we're telling these stories and all these stories that you have told I'm like
Oh, yeah, I was actually there for this
It was funny, it was cool, it was really cool.
I know, that's so cute.
Yeah.
I think she goes, by the end of it,
it was actually really nice.
She goes, I see why you and Emily are friends.
You guys are both so sweet.
Oh!
I was like, oh, I love her.
So I took her a lot.
She was really nice.
I took her a lot every time too.
Oh, I'm so glad you like it.
Yeah, she was really, really nice.
And they came up to me.
I never even get this either.
Like, I hate the ladies.
But do we just say, Bo?
I think, is it pink one?
No, no, no.
Wait, yours is pink.
Mine is here.
It's a little longer.
on my nails. I think I got the clear one over top of the paint. Oh okay okay.
Cute! Wait! I always have the same butt! That's so cute! Is it on the same finger
or yours is middle finger? Yeah I do middle. Oh mine is the fake middle finger.
It's this one. Now we're at work to look at it. Wait that's cute! I like that. That is so cute.
I'm so glad. Oh middle finger. Mine is the fake middle finger. Mine's the fake one.
I'm so glad. I really I really like the place. Okay I thought I was super good.
Wait, Emily, if I go to your apartment right now, is it dirty?
Yes.
Emily, why don't-
It's very dirty.
Remember? No, Emily, okay, hear me out.
Yes.
Please.
Do you remember when me and Wodge put on hazmat suits and we cleaned your room?
Yes.
Can we please do that again?
Don't worry, it's gonna be clean soon, so unfortunately we don't have-
No!
Emily, Emily, Emily, I get it.
You probably have another monster under the bed that you wanna hide,
but I have a girly pop, I understand.
And I'm itching to get my little meats in that room and clean it.
Is there still hair in your shower?
Only two clumps from my last two showers.
There used to be 10 clumps, now it's two clumps.
Can I be honest?
Yeah.
The other day, I picked hair out of the drain
because it comes out of my head.
And I put it on the little side thing.
Yeah, and then I looked at it and I thought of you.
And I was like, damn, I could keep these here.
I was going to send you a photo, actually, but it felt gross.
It's romantic! No send them to me, Senna!
It felt gross to like, what if I send you a photo of a clump in my shower?
I would love that! Sometimes I shape into a heart, the hair follicles.
Like, I do the hair strands and I shape into a heart.
And then I'm like, here you go!
I think I did it on stream once, it's like a heart kick.
You made it into a heart?
Wasn't it raised that went into your bathroom and he saw it?
It's like, what the fuck, yeah.
It's just like, what the hell?
Holy shit.
Yes, send me those.
But I feel like you can finish your, uh, finish your sentence.
I'll finish it when I, when I get back.
Okay.
Is that, is my chat, are you fine with that?
If we finish the sentence when we get back?
I think we have not that much left, right?
The sentence is amazing.
Is that okay?
Yes.
Oh, thank you.
Yes.
Thank you.
Okay.
Okay.
The 2023 VOD.
Oh, wait, where is it?
Is it this?
Yeah.
Oh, gosh, Sina.
Look at your intrusive.
Oh, my God.
cute my old intro screen
EWWW
EWWW
EWWW I LOOK LIKE A LARD
I LOOK LIKE AN OGGLY CHUD
I LOOK SO CUTE
Oh my god I look like a chud
Emily, Emily do you know by the way
in this VOD here I was 20 pounds heavier than I am today
Oh really?
Yes, yes
I was my heaviest in this VOD yes
and 23 I was 20 pounds heavier look at my baby oh man okay let's talk about this
lineup of stickers wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute let's talk about this line
oh my god wait wait yeah it's crazy we have Milena
Oh, can you put this here, sorry.
Tectone, oh, in the middle, yeah, yeah.
So I have Melana, Tectone, Simply, Seer, E-Rob,
Emmy, me, Russell, Aspen, North Carolina,
Sunny, and Erdor P.
Oh my gosh.
Wait, the last one is Sanny, what the fuck?
What's going on there?
Sanny, now, do you wanna know what's really funny?
What?
remember what this segment was? Yes, yes. I kind of want to see because Chad if you don't know what
the segment was, the segment was called Bad Streamers and I basically would pick a bunch of crazy
things like who's most likely to go to jail? Who's most likely to get canceled? And we would assign it
to certain streamers. We have to read through all of them at the end. Yeah, wait, do you, do you
You're gonna, like, look at this.
Oh my, look at your makeup.
I know, I look so different.
Dude, you look so different.
I had flu contact long all the time.
Most likely, what does that say?
Has done, wait, most likely to say I'm not racist, but.
Present.
This is three years ago, by the way.
Cat, 2023.
This is April 2023.
Oh my God.
Oh.
What is it?
Who who likely has gone the longest without showering that has to be as
that's fairs or it was you yeah thankfully I'm not on the board yeah you
got saved by not being on the board oh my I think this was my you know it's
crazy this was my first stream that I ever asked you to do with me
huh can I be honest why I was really scared to ask you yeah because if you
remember we just moved in three months before this and you signed with OTK and I was a way
small streamer and I thought like oh Emily does not want to do this like I was like there's
no this is not fun for her I just I was like oh she's doing it because I'm her friend in
her roommate and I felt so bad OTK no it was so fun who who's the cringiest is that what
says yes but I don't know why I picked you I thought that said strongest or
hottest or I think that's maybe what it is behind they had like strongest or
hottest it's got to be cringiest all right wait oh wait you actually for the
show or what on yourself oh I did okay let's see the next one well let me
skip like here wait let's hear our voices we sound the same yeah oh my god
The production value is insane.
The dummy production.
My mattress is still on the floor.
Oh my god!
I forgot about that!
Wait, do you have a bed frame now?
Yes.
Okay, great.
But it's one that's on the floor.
Okay, but there's a frame, at least.
Yes, but it's like, you know like the Japanese ones where they're on the floor?
Yeah.
It's like that.
Okay.
But there is something underneath the mattress.
Barely.
Okay, great.
What do you think?
Okay, wait.
Wait, I might be on average for firing you from a party.
Fireing you from, and you've been in there for three years.
Oh my god, I know, guys.
Are you free yet?
I think so.
I'm pretty sure.
I was thinking like.
Are you, you're actually, or no?
Oh, that's what you are.
Yeah, I mean, the three years are up.
But like, OK, the thing is like, OCK is so dead
that like no one even told me that I was free,
but based on the timing, yeah.
Did you get like the closing,
like did they formally reach out to see your contract
that ended, or is there no one in the office?
I don't think there's anyone there to tell me.
But yeah, I mean like, I think this off the timing,
so it's cool.
I remember when you,
Do you remember when you signed,
where your first dream was?
No, but besides the karaoke?
It was the sushi one at our house.
Oh, with Emmy, yeah!
And Rizky.
Yeah, yeah, I remember, yep.
And then, did you try the sushi?
Yeah, it was, you guys were trying it.
There was chicken gizzards in it, remember?
That was the day that I stepped on your PC case.
Oh my God, did you crush your foot?
No, remember I sliced it open
and you could see the fat inside my foot
because it was so delicious, I remember that.
That was the day.
Yeah, when there was blood all in the house?
Yes, I remember.
Good times, those are good times.
Yes, it's crazy.
Okay, wait, I wanna skip to see like.
Let's put open.
Okay, hold on, hold on, wait.
Who was most likely to be on the top of LSF next?
Oh, yes, let's see.
If a private, oh, GG, uh-oh, uh-oh, what does it say?
If a private investigator was doing a background check,
who would likely be the weirdest?
The guac is going to be so good.
Oh my god, I'm so excited for this guac.
I love guac.
I love this guac.
I've dreamed of making this guac.
This cooking segment is going to be really good.
It's going to be a good cooking segment.
Yay!
Who is the most Pogo?
Okay, that's a good answer.
Simply, I'm surprised you didn't put Nick.
Oh wait, it just says, no, no, you can't.
Oh!
Okay, there you go.
Who is most likely to believe in global warming?
Doesn't everybody believe in global warming?
At least, likely, less likely.
Oh, oh, oh, then yeah, that's here.
Who do you think gets away with the most TOS violations?
You said, Ira.
Ira, for being ugly?
Why'd I say that?
Not even why I put him.
You said, who would be the last person you want to be trapped?
What does it say?
Who would be the last person you want to be trapped with
for 24 hours?
Why'd I play you?
Wait, we have to go back to what I put that.
You? Wait, hold on.
There's no way that I played you for that.
Okay.
I don't even know if it's...
Drama! Is there drama?
Is there drama?
Oh wait, that's T.O.S. Violations Hold.
I'm finding it, I'm finding it.
I don't believe in that.
What the heck?
Yeah, I put the rhyme on the board. I didn't get to regular.
Freaky shit, okay. That includes internet.
Oh wait, this is...okay, that's Pogo.
This is crazy.
This has been live.
Well, wait, put them in jars.
Okay, okay, what? Hold on, wait, wait, wait, what was I talking about?
Put them in jars.
Put them in jars?
And have them swim in the cup?
No way.
Oh my god.
Okay, first of all, I thought I wouldn't say that now, right?
But you don't have to do that.
Okay, wait. No, we're talking about cumb jars. Yeah, well why though? I don't know. I think
Tectone inspired us or something. Don't say that
Oh my god, it's your screen ladies and gentlemen. I'm so excited
It's like this anime
It's like this anime
It's anime stop
It's cut to that. I feel like that's big in anime community
It's the cumb jars
Right, right, okay, the block is gonna be yummy.
Man, this block is about to hit later.
Oh, this block is about to hit, okay.
Well, you don't think you don't have to do it?
All right.
Is this the, okay?
Was this a canceled streamer tier list?
No, it wasn't.
At the, okay, you know what's crazy?
All these streamers were pretty popular and relevant.
They weren't canceled.
So this is age like milk.
Oh no.
Actually no, it's age like wine.
I'm not going to lie.
More luxurious ever.
Wait.
Wait, is that the one?
Oh, here it is.
Me.
Let's get out of here.
Let me see which one matches the load.
It's so low.
Isn't that a lot?
What do you think?
I'm definitely regular.
I think I wasn't close enough to Russell at this point.
Wait, why do I get to do this?
About why? Who do you think?
It was the most annoying to be with for 24 hours.
Emily! No!
Thank you.
Thank you for volunteering.
Get off me!
Don't fucking touch me!
Oh my god!
Over Abigail!
Get out of here!
You are done!
Oh my God!
You are done!
Do you want to do a backtrack again?
That's my answer.
So, the reason why I picked Sit Up is because she would not let me kill her for content.
And you think she'll hurt her?
Sit Up!
Sit Up!
Sit Up!
Sit Up!
Sit Up!
Sit Up!
Sit Up!
Sit Up!
Sit Up!
Sit Up!
Sit Up!
Sit Up!
Sit Up!
Sit Up!
Sit Up!
Sit Up!
Sit Up!
Sit Up!
Sit Up!
Sit Up!
Sit Up!
Sit Up!
Wait, what? I'm saying?
What? I'm saying?
I wouldn't kill you for content.
I thought you'd kill me for content.
Yeah, I think you would.
Would you let me kill you for content?
Of course.
Of course.
I like how we've grown as creators.
I know, look at us.
I was way too...
Oh yeah, that's right. That's the perfect street I forgot.
Yeah, you're big.
Oh, no.
Wait, what?
I don't get it.
What's happening?
You and Nickers must have gone to 6th Street in this.
That never happened.
That never happened.
Rest in peace.
No 6th Street.
Oh, my God.
I forgot about that.
So why did I put you for 24 hours, though?
That makes no sense.
Because I wouldn't let you kill me for content at the time.
Who am I killing in 24 hours?
OK, yeah.
I see I have a little sun.
No, no, it's fine.
I get it.
You would rather spend 24 hours with Tectone than with me.
No.
No, I'm really seeing the light.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you for the revelation.
It's crazy.
I'm glad to know that that's how 2023 Emily really felt.
I don't think so, Emily.
That is insane.
This is crazy.
Oh, my goodness, so funny.
Wait, what did you give to them?
What?
For me.
Who is the most parasocial?
Who tells fake stories to their children?
That's not even true.
Oh, my god.
Oh, this is crazy, look at back in 2026.
Oh, this is a gold mine.
Oh, my.
Okay, let me skip forward and see.
Oh, my God, Ted, this is a lot.
Who is the least likely to do a charity stream?
That's still Russell.
Yep.
Who else did you add?
Who loves the most drama?
Tecto.
Is Tecto.
Melanus is who likely talks the most shit about other streamers.
Oh my god, this is crazy!
This is the craziest list.
These are crazy!
I love it a lot.
I should bring the segment back.
Yeah!
The 2026 version.
Emily, let's, when I get back from New York, rub this back again.
No, crazy.
2026.
Same people.
Same people.
With the same streamers on the board.
Okay.
I'll keep the same list.
I will re-do this list.
I'll re-print every single one.
Oh my god.
OK, what is this?
Who would most likely be the worst to work for?
You're putting Sanny?
I'm not putting Sanny.
I think it's Sanny.
OK.
I think it's Sanny.
All right, I'm going to skip forward.
Turn back in oil.
And they like, you know, it was a barrier.
So then if I dropped it in the dish water.
Dude, you know what's crazy, Emily?
You're so much more confident now.
Yeah?
Like, I can see it when you talk.
Yeah?
How confident you are now versus then.
It's crazy.
Oh, thank you, Senna.
Like, I can tell here you're like, you're still yourself,
but you're more yourself now.
I'm nervous, yeah, yeah.
Like, I think now you're like.
And water doesn't mix with oil,
so then the oil actually helps.
Yeah, I feel like it's like in a little shell.
I mean, not in that, not in that, not in that.
Same person or two.
They were us.
Yeah, I definitely think I'm more confident now.
Yes, that's good.
Okay, let's see the list.
Who would tell a child that Santa's a real for content?
Okay.
That's fair, that's fair.
What is this one?
If you had to send one person to jail for a year, who would it be?
Okay, I would probably change that one if I was you.
Not Sierra.
Sierra!
I wouldn't send Sierra.
Who likely hates their chat?
Are you wrong?
Yep.
Okay.
Most likely to get upset from this game?
Russell.
Okay, Russell.
I think I knew Russell at all back then, most likely to get banned next, who gets paid too
much for what they do, who is the worst dancer's Nick, and who do you think farmfully stops,
definitely not Nick.
No, not Nick.
Not Nick.
Yeah, I somehow put Nick for that.
So I think that's why I think it's Nick.
Oh my god.
Wait, it's only a two hour segment?
Yeah.
We weren't really gapping a lot back then.
No, I think I was just too nervous.
Oh my god.
Wait, it's only a two hour segment?
Yeah.
We weren't really gapping a lot back then.
No, I think I was just too nervous.
I'm nervous.
I was too nervous.
And we already been yapping for almost two hours.
Just the boy even started cooking.
This is what I mean.
Like yeah, we've been going now, but like back then,
I think it's because, you know when you like live
with someone, but like our off stream stuff
was always different than our on stream.
Yeah.
So like for me, it was always like, okay,
I was just in this headspace of like my on stream life
is like, it is not the same.
Like you got, you were just on a different level
in my brain, do you know what I mean?
So I never wanted to bother you with stuff.
Like I was like, how am I gonna ask?
I'm so sweet.
I do regret it,
because I feel like we didn't do as much together.
We freaking love together.
Versus like now, I mean, Bonnie,
I do stuff with them all the time, you know?
Yeah.
True.
Emily.
Someone in chat said we were certified poggers back then.
We were poggers.
We were very poggers.
I would say I'm still like half and half.
Mine is half and half now.
We ran a poll in chat.
Oh really?
For our census, yeah.
Poggers versus.
They're actually more majority WL, you know?
Yeah, Majority L. Wow, that's crazy.
Pongers.
Now honestly, I probably like 60% pongers.
But I feel like it's good to have a balance, you know?
Yeah, true.
Though I will say, sometimes when I click on like,
for example, NIMS chat, like it's such a different community.
Yeah, I'm like, I won one of the NIM awards this year.
Oh, nice, wait, what'd you get?
It was a wholesome moment.
Oh, cute.
With a car for my dad.
Oh my god, cute.
But seeing the chat, they're so different,
cause they're typing fogs and you know what I mean?
Like my chat, they type omay fives now
and everything like so different.
What is this one?
Which one's omay fives?
Omay fives is the evil laughing one.
But like he he he he he he.
Do you use omays at all?
I don't use, I don't use omays.
So you need omays.
I'm scared of the omays.
Can somebody type omay 88?
They're too wide.
No.
Oh, look at that one.
They're so, look you have omay 32.
Yeah, I like that one, the dancing one.
Why has the best emotes?
Yeah, I like his, I think he has a great face.
What is that one?
Oh, there's one.
Ome88, like what do these numbers mean?
She's random emotes.
They're just so good.
They just mean random things.
I've never seen this one before.
Ome9, like what is that for?
Oh, sorry, wait, oh, sorry, it's your son.
Ome9's a good one.
They're like dancing ones.
Okay, yeah.
I got Ray's chat to start using Ome emotes.
This one yeah, whenever I start saying some bullshit. Oh, that's a good one or they have omate that one. Yeah, you have that one, too
Wow
And then you get a TV you bag and it ever hit markers you can use this
Wait ten means they're getting minus one HP. Oh, wow
Yeah, they're getting hit markers. It's so interesting how like they all have their own story and their own time to use it
Like honestly, we're like we're like a what is it?
We know the twitch language. Yeah, we are a little too low. Yeah, it's like it's a whole different
Different thing, you know same a chat. Do you use fairs when you talk to people in real life?
I
So I saw that and like I think like Jason's chat where they said fairs and then I said I guess it at once like Iro
Really? Yeah, like fairs. I picked it up now and I say fairs a lot. It's a good one
Yeah, but like I thought a serious combo the other day, and I like that fairs
You know and it's like if somebody's like venting to me it just feels really shitty to be like
It's fairs, but like that's what I do. That is fairs
Which is I say sad you know why I said sad for years I go like oh sad
Yeah, but I remember when you first move off and everybody's like don't do that
Yeah, like stop thought like stop saying that you know it's kind of funny sometimes it is I like it
I like saying it too. We're we're a brain. Yeah
You always have the same brain raw as me and it's not real.
No bitch I don't because you watched TikTok on 2X speed.
You are so weird as me.
You watched TikTok but do you still do that?
Yes of course.
On 2X?
Yes we have to watch TikTok on 2X
because then you get double the TikToks in the same amount of time.
That is insane Emily.
That is probably the worst thing you do.
What?
Yes.
There's the Mina showering?
It clears it.
Really?
Because that's Max Brainwraith.
That is like, if you have a 15 second TikTok and you have the 2X in order to get through it, that's crazy.
Well guys, I just want to know what happens faster.
Wait, what about like, um, like YouTube videos?
You've watched YouTube videos two times, right?
No.
What?
No.
The only time I'll speed it up, if the narrator is talking like this.
Yeah.
And then I'll speed it up sometimes, but no, normally I won't.
Really?
Even if I speed it, it's like 1.5.
Sometimes.
I gotta watch on 2X.
That's crazy.
I feel like that's way too stressful to me because this is like too much is happening. Yeah, it's just too much
I just like zone out and then
Yeah, and you and then you just can't case on a
13-bottom case on we are busy that day me and Emily we are busy, but thank you for the 13 months case on
Hey, you're busy. I'm busy. Okay. It's busy. We're really really busy
Wait, what is okay? You just get to the end of this. Yes. Let's see. Oh boy
Oh fuck. I moved it back. Hold on.
Here we go!
Who gets one guide the most you put under Miss?
Okay, that's fair.
Who's the most high maintenance streamer you put under Nick?
Yep, that's fair.
What is the one you added under me?
Do you want me to go back?
No, this is good.
It's moved forward right here.
Oh nice. Who would do the craziest stuff on stream for the least amount of money?
Maybe back then you think I'm a cheap bitch. No
No
To be fair I still would no, I don't think I don't know I would like I don't think you would
Like would you?
Do something like a little silly for the least amount of it? I don't think you would I think you'd be like I don't need that
And Emily you can't talk cuz you let's hey
Wait, wait, wait, look.
Extra Emily, I cannot spell.
Ooh, ooh, clip.
No, we don't have to watch it.
Now, Emily, how much money did you get for this clip?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
How much money?
No!
Just how much money?
I'm just so curious.
No, $50.
$50 for your legacy to be destroyed.
Wait, where is it?
No.
Oh my god.
We don't have to watch it.
It's OK.
I feel like, Rosie, sit down.
What are you doing?
No, no, go back to the couch.
No worries.
I can't want you guys, it will be me, come on.
This guy's face.
Oh my God.
Yeah, I think I was from 50, right?
Or is it wheels?
I don't even know.
If it's a wheels, then it's five subs.
So it's like, it's $1.
No, Emily.
Wait, it's $25 and you were getting,
were you getting 50 cut at the time or 70, 30?
You were getting $50 of $25, meaning you get it for $12.50 and then taking tax out $9.
$9 for a frickin' Oogoo.
Oh my God.
Emily, why are there so many Oogoo clips?
No, yeah, there's a lot.
Oh.
Oh my God.
Hannah.
Slay.
Hannah Oogoo.
Ew!
Did you lose in the trash?
Wait, hold on, that's a hot reverse, reverse, reverse.
Did you lose in the trash?
I don't want to click this.
Is it bad?
I think I did.
Wait, wait, go out quickly, click this one.
Go up, go up.
This one?
Best somewhere agent.
No!
Oh my God, oh my God!
Emily, you are a bitch!
You are a fucking bitch for this!
Oh my God, you're the biggest bitch in the world!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
You know what the worst word?
Every streamer I have ever met knows about her.
Why are you standing up?
Oh my god.
Rosé?
Every streamer I've ever met,
there's chat links on this clip.
Really?
Every time?
Every time?
Yes.
And I blame it on you every time.
Oh my god.
I'm for this question.
Hey, the avatar, try to...
You can sound like whoever.
You're not holdable.
You have to do the fingers, if I remember right.
Santa does now have to ooo-oo per the rules of code.
Or you can give up.
It's your last letter.
But what would your team think?
If I make this when it's my turn, there's a word you're going to have to say.
By the way, I did threaten to say the N word in front of Red Bull.
I didn't realize that until afterwards I got told they were like,
hey, by the way, this is sponsored by Red Bull.
No, but they weren't mad at me.
But I did realize I threatened to say the N word.
I know.
Oh my god!
That's crazy!
That's crazy!
Asia, part of well!
AHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHH!
The trip to the ampie house would have been worth it.
Absolutely.
AHHHHHHH!
Hello!
AHHHHHHH!
Can I please win?
Woo woo!
AHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHH!
Oh my god!
I love the Batman!
That's cute!
That's bad.
That's so bad Emily!
What?
That's terrible!
That's you.
How exciting!
Oh my god.
Emily, no!
That was not bad. That was not bad. It was cute.
It was very cute.
Fuck you for making me look at this link.
Fuck you!
Oh my god.
That was fucking terrible.
Wait!
Chad, did somebody find
the video of when Emily
Emily floated in our pool and we and we and I sat on her wait
The bubble tea now she Chanel
Big 50 gifted. Thank you so much for the 50
That is so nice!
Why are you gonna talk to him, Gigi?
Thank you, Gigi? Yeah, he also goes by Gigi.
Oh, Shayna Hock does?
Yes. Gigi's!
Okay, that's so much better. Gigi's,
thank you for the big 50 gifted
that is so nice.
I appreciate it. Wigi's, please.
Holy 50, that's crazy!
We don't need to say it. Thank you.
Wait, what? They're talking about saying it. No, thank you.
I don't need that.
Wait, wait, that is like my...
Emily, Emily, I'm not gonna lie,
you have been haunted with that clip
because I saw recently somebody was saying,
oh, Sarah, that was saying say it,
and she didn't even know that she was resting there.
Oh, yeah.
So I saw the chat was like, they kept spamming it,
but it's because like, you know, it's,
it's just, it's what.
Oh, cute.
Why does this clip titled My Fetish?
Who said that?
An attractive cactus.
Uh, an attractive cactus. Explain yourself.
Okay. Interesting.
Here's another claw on you.
Oh, of course.
Oh, my God, this is a great stream.
Oh, Gigi!
Oh, my God, wait!
Gigi, thank you so much.
Oh, my, wow.
Wait!
Gigi, thank you for the good thing, Emily, too.
Thank you.
That is so sweet.
Thank you.
That is very sweet.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm such a kid!
Oh my God! Emily, do you want to get this to get in my pool?
Yes.
Can we re-create this treatment in the spring?
Yes!
We're going to hold it open. Okay.
Yes!
We will wrap you and bubble wrap you and come over and then we'll re-create it and I'll sit on you.
Oh my God!
And I'll put 20 pounds lighter so we should blow more.
That'd be so cute!
It'll be really flat.
Look at this!
What is that?
I want to just film it.
Do you remember what we used to do in that pool?
It used to be green.
No, okay.
That pool was green.
It was like, there was like mold and shit.
Yes, and they wouldn't send somebody to come clean it.
Yeah, they would never come clean it.
Oh my god, I think, were you there when, I think me and Diddy saw and Wodge were swimming in it and it was pitch black outside.
Yes, bitch, I was there.
So we were swimming and okay, so it's we're swimming at night. It's so dark
It's like a it's a dark dark night. We're to swim weren't doing our time and then the next morning look at the pool
It was like bright green. Do you remember how you found out it was green?
How is because I came home wait you I get the oh, thank you
Thank you. W. Necco. Um
You the next morning I came downstairs because I wasn't home
I got back I came downstairs and I go oh my god our pool is so green so I didn't
be home I think I went home to Virginia or something yeah and then I go I go
watch Emily because you guys were just getting up and I texted you guys I said
did you know the pool's green your bitch ass came downstairs and you go wait we
swim in that last night. We were like going crazy. Yes but you know what the worst part was is I go Emily do you remember this? No. I said Emily. I said I know you don't shower normally but please don't.
You showered after the pool and you go no I didn't oh my god stop. I didn't oh
My god Joker. Thank you for the time
Hey, I did not say I said I didn't shower after swimming in the green pool water
Like you were like I didn't know that it was green. I thought it was just poor
I'm like you're supposed to shower. Oh my god. That's so me. I wouldn't I
If I don't get my hair wet, I don't shower.
Oh my god.
Stop!
That's crazy!
No way shit.
Jokers!
This is my turn again.
Appreciate it.
Jokers!
Thank you so much for the 10.
Thank you.
Oh my god.
Oh thank you, Banjo for the 5.
Thank you Banjo for the 5.
Thank you Banjo for the 5.
Thank you Banjo for the 5.
Thank you Banjo for the 5.
Wait, what is this that they're linking?
Thank you.
Let me know if you ever come to...
What is this Emily?
Oh, hi it's Sarah.
Is this you with my Queen Sarah's party?
Oh, Sarah.
Let me know if you ever come to Austin.
Queen Saraswari.
Oh, Sarah, I love you.
I love you.
I've never come to Austin.
I know.
You'll be the first person I text.
Ah!
She said nothing more often than talking to me.
Oh, my God.
No, she's kidding.
She's kidding.
She's kidding.
I think she, she, I know I've seen the looks you guys give each other.
She's just.
Oh, really?
So you're not home wrecking Emily because I saw that you brought her flowers.
I did.
I did.
As well.
As well?
You only brought her flowers?
No.
Oh.
You said that you were going to want to know what her favorite flower was.
So you could know what to put on her coffin when you murder her pussy.
And I said that to you too.
And you got that from why?
When we live together, I'll never forget it because we were in the car when he told us.
That's a good one, why?
That is a good one.
Or do you remember they had the car one?
We had the car one.
We had the car right to the store.
So in the car?
Yes. OK, OK.
And remember he would say, if he wanted to car park,
he wouldn't say to us.
I know this one, but yeah, this is a great one.
We should save it for the car.
OK, I'll save it.
She has a really good pickup line.
If you're ever driving with someone, OK, you can use it.
Wait, I can't save it in the car actually,
because Rosie's going to sit in the passenger.
So we'll save it now.
It'll be awkward.
Let's pretend like we're in a car.
And I turn on your seat warmers.
OK.
And you're like, wow, my seat is getting so warm.
This is so nice.
Thank you, Senna.
Oh, do you like your seat warmers?
Yeah, it's great.
I was just wondering how hot it needed to be
so I could heat up my dinner later.
You know what I mean?
Because you're going to be eating that booty.
That's what it was!
This was supposed to be eating ass.
It's a eating ass, pick a wine, but it's a...
You're a dinner!
Watch that you fucked up that one.
Sorry, watch.
Watch!
Thank you, watch.
If it makes you feel better,
Emily still tells you murder that pussy one.
Yes, the flower one is a hit.
Everyone loved the flower one was you know what else I think about well you and I I don't chat might know this
But not all channels. Do you remember when when you and I first met in person not at Twitch?
Come but we hung out okay when I visited Austin. Yes at a Halloween party
Yes, and it wasn't really a hole in part is like a mini get together
Yeah, and we were too scared to go outside because Jay Schlatt and all of them was in the backyard and and Nick from Nick and slime
Why were there two?
Oh, the guard?
Yes.
And we were so scared, because we were like, oh,
we're going to annoy them.
So we sat inside.
I remember that.
We were too nervous to go outside and say hi.
Yeah, so everyone else was outside,
and me and Emily sat inside.
And we just talked to each other.
We were like, I'm not going out there.
I'm a little scared.
We have two biggest streamers.
I don't want to bother them.
So we just stayed inside.
Oh, that is so cute.
I remember that.
That was what, 2022?
October?
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah, that was 2022, that's crazy.
That was so wild.
Wait, hold on, I don't know.
Uh-oh, what is this?
OK, this is about like OTK contract, right?
I don't even know this.
Wait, I'm nervous.
What is this?
Uh-oh, Emily, you might be trapped in.
Let's see.
Yeah.
Excellent, these contracts ending soon.
She should look at her contract again,
because I got other information than what she said
on stream that one time.
But either way, it's always up to what she wants to do.
Of course, it's like, you talk about like contracts and orgs,
it's like, what's really the point of-
If they have you walked in for more than a three year bitch,
that contract is trashed.
There's no Reddit.
Wait, you never read it?
I think I scrolled, I was like, looks good.
And I said, so I don't even know if I have the contract.
Maybe I should take a little peek.
I probably read it.
I was like, okay, sign it, looks good.
So your contract is more than three years?
No, it's definitely three years.
So, yeah, maybe there's like so much.
Can we call him and ask him?
No, I'm scared.
It's OK.
Oh, you're scared to find out you're actually in a first year?
I don't want to get all the legal stuff in here.
Oh, no.
Next thing you know, he's going to be like, yeah,
well, he's actually in five years.
You're like, fuck.
I definitely remember it being a three year.
So it's like, is it?
Are you checking your text right now?
I'm like, uh, what is it? What is it?
It's okay, I'll ask Offstream, but it's fine.
It's fine. I wonder what it says.
I think it's so long I did not... I did not read it.
You could ask Emmy.
Yeah, I could ask her.
I don't... Emmy might not know contracts though.
Like, she might not read your contract specifically.
Oh, finish the clip.
Oh, wait, sorry. We didn't finish it.
Being in an order.
What if she knows but she just said it?
Like, let's be honest.
You know, do you think streamers are really reading their contracts?
Like, true.
Hey, I don't know.
Do you have a look at a contract for these things?
Uh...
Well, to be fair, okay.
To be fair, were you signed with an agency at the time?
Yes.
I was with UTA back then.
What?
And then they read it.
And they didn't...
Did they present you with the car fax?
Like, for example, when...
I don't remember.
Everybody knows that...
Because when OTK offered me the contract...
Yeah.
That was the first thing I did is I sent it to my agency.
Oh, really?
And I was like, hey, can you tell me what is going on
in this contract?
What are the deliverables?
And what is it?
And they sent it back to me with like, this is what it is.
Well, my agency, they like negotiated stuff.
And then they're like, OK, this is the final thing.
And I'm like, OK, but I didn't actually
read the contract, I think.
And then I was like, OK, thank you.
Looks good.
But they handled it.
Was it?
It was good though, the past three years.
Yeah.
Great.
I mean, I will say they did help me a lot.
Yeah, I think so.
Like, they have helped a lot of my streaming career, so.
And now you're like a little bird.
You're out of a nest.
No.
I'm a bird.
Now you're like a little bird.
You're out of a nest.
They did help me a lot, a lot.
Are you going to move from Austin now that you're
Bye. No, just kidding. Where would I go? I love Austin. Do you actually? I do. Like the people are so nice.
Okay, because I got scared because I know a few times you were like, oh my god, the cotton here is getting kind of dry and I got scared and I was like, no.
Yeah, but then I'm like, wait, would the people here are so worth it? But sometimes like Austin itself is kind of lame.
I agree. But I think the people make it really fun. Yeah.
But I didn't realize like for example the walk thing what a dumb stream that was but like because we never do it
The farmer cat yeah like that chat loved it because there's actually really there is content
It's just you just don't really do it because you and I know me. It's like okay. You go to you know
I'm gonna Iceland you're gonna like you know what I mean?
You're going like Atlanta you're going like literally like everywhere you're going on where were you you were literally like
You would think you're up and then I like right
Oh my god, yeah
People like stalking
Girl like falling
Favorite than you've ever done. I think I said just kidding. I should have stuck in my ground
No, it's fine that you said just kidding cuz to be fair is like too scared
You know, but you actually clocked them, you know why because they literally
They've uploaded a tick tock. Did you see it? Oh, yeah?
Yeah, oh my god. Talk to me. Oh this streamer
and you said I'll make more than you'll ever see in your life.
Yes, clock it.
What did Russell say?
Russell said, I'm staying in Austin for Russell.
Aw.
He's staying in Austin for himself?
Like, a me.
He's like, oh, Emily's staying in Austin for Russell, as is.
He wishes.
Yeah.
Is there anybody that stays in Austin for Russell?
No, he's delusional.
I don't even think his girlfriend stays in Austin for him
either.
She stays here for the girlies not even for us. Yes, we love each she just stays for the girlies
That's all he's so literally just stays here for us. We love you sad. Oh
Okay, well now I gotta read my contract
He did say like if you want out then you can get out. Yeah, that's like me when I was signed with mythic
Mm-hmm. I
When we lived together, I was with Mittany.
Oh wow!
Do you not remember what happened?
No?
Girl.
I have like the worst memory.
I remember hearing about that.
Yeah, okay. Yeah, so that was around that time. Yeah, it was the same but that was like I signed with them and their contract was the same
They were like, hey, it's a year contract and then before that year
I just told them I'm not happy like I don't want to be here and then they they didn't keep me signed. They let me go
Yeah, I know you were not happy to have to let you go, right? Yeah, because I feel it's bad optics if they don't
You're like I'm trapped. Yeah, if they if they keep you in it's like really bad optics so they can't
Yes
But I mean, that means you just have the choice if you want to stay with NTK or not.
I thought it was three years! That's a fuse!
Wait, what? Okay, whatever.
I'll ask around, see what's happening.
See, no, I'm confused because that means that...
Oh, he doesn't do anything together anymore.
The contract should be one of my years, because mine was three years.
Yeah?
So when they offered me the one, it was three.
So I swear I thought all their contracts were three years.
Wait, why are those what it is because he read it?
Uh-oh.
Wait, can you tell me exactly what I'm missing?
Wait, watch, what was it?
If you can't say it on stream, just text me what I'm missing because I don't know.
Wait, watch, can you text it so we can know? I want to know.
Yeah, watch, watch was helping me, I remember, during the...
Watch knows.
Watch knows everything. He actually does.
Yeah.
What was it?
What is this?
Is he going to type it?
Did you ever, like, seriously consider joining an org?
O.T.K. was the one that I considered it, but like, yeah, you know what's funny, Agent
was the person, one of the people I talked to during the time, but like, oh, he texted
it.
Did he text it?
Oh, watch, texted.
Let's see.
Oh, oh, okay, that's fine.
Oh, that makes sense.
Okay, okay, that makes sense.
Okay, then that's cool.
And then it's like, up to you at that point.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, there's been some times where I've wanted to join ORG.
I would have loved to, but like my logic has always been,
if I ever joined a group,
I want the group to be like people that are friends,
that everyone gets along, you know what I mean?
And obviously people know now,
there was a lot of internal stuff that was going on
and everything like that.
And like to me, I just wanted to join an ORG
where I was like, everybody is on the same page
and everybody's working towards one collective goal.
I talked to Nick about that.
So this is anything that like,
I haven't said to anybody.
And like, that has always been something
with an org for me that I wanted.
So I've always said the only time I would join an org
or if I ever made one, I don't think it would be.
No, but like.
You think it would be an org?
No, no, I don't think it would be an org.
I think it would be like a group of friends.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like this is my people.
And everybody, if you think about my friend group,
this is who you think of it.
Like I want it to be like that.
Like would you do that?
Oh my God.
I don't know any of the business aspects of making you know work or like a group.
I mean it's not even necessarily all the business aspects of it too.
It's also like, I mean think about OSDS, like they have their own stuff together,
but like they're just a group of friends.
The RDC is like that.
Yes, they have business side of RDC, but they're all friends.
Yeah.
And like you can tell when you're around like RDC, for example, you've been around them.
They're great.
They are fucking awesome.
They're like a family.
So cute.
They're like an awesome.
That's what I want in life.
And also, Agent, he didn't, he,
when I had asked for the opinion at the time,
he was asking me about terms of like the contracts
and had advised to not sign it,
but it was because he said the only way
he would ever do three years is if you,
he was owning a part of the company.
We were smart.
Like I was like, that's true.
like three years of a streaming career is a long time.
And he was like, I wouldn't sign to an org for that long
if I wasn't taking part ownership of the company
because then what am I working towards
if I'm not making money off of it?
Ooh, that's a good point.
And it's actually really good advice.
It's great advice.
That is a good advice.
So, you know, and he owns it, she's smart.
He knows all this funky stuff.
I'm like, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
girl, you just trust me out.
Yeah.
Some of the things that you come down to,
you go oh my god I got the sponsor for dinner and be like you what you remember
this and you would you like I remember one time you took a sponsor and you were
like you're like yeah I think I have to do this but I don't know what it is and
I said what do you mean you don't know what it is and you said well it's like
some game but it's this dude I go what I just don't even know yeah yeah but you
just walk like what the agency feeds you to be fair so that's like smart you know
I mean yeah look look I'm a loaded fangirl so if you ever wanted to
unload it I'm a loaded fangirl if you ever have any questions you know you can
always ask me very cute Annie is literally the best she is awesome they are
so great not that I'm trying to join sorry mythic I won't try to
But you know what I mean? It just is what it is.
It is what it is. Oh my god. Hold on.
Holy fuck. Is there any more streams of us that we...
Then we do all like our little collabs.
Like our like... Those are only one-on-one.
That's kind of sad.
I know.
But now we're doing it today. We'll have more chats.
You know, Emily, you know why I like doing stuff with you?
I talked to you about this on the road trip.
What?
Oh yeah, how we both like are very like...
Wow!
Because you're like, I feel like really high energy and I love like being really high energy
Yeah, and it makes me so happy that like you do the things that you do because I'm like, oh my god
It's so like for example when we were in Hawaii. Yeah, it was so easy like okay. Let's go do this dumb thing
Yeah, it was very very easy simile
Simile
Very easy to bounce off of that's important. I think like
We were also talking like actors like it's it was real easy to get along with Sarah cuz she's just like easy to talk to
Yeah, it's like it just makes the stream so much easier. She's the best. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not saying I love me and people like that
Where it's like, okay, I know people say like oh you yeah, but yapping is the best for a streamer because I have to pull answers
I do it sucks. Yes, I agree
You don't like like being like a feel like you're carrying the conversation or like yeah, I had to carry the whole thing
Have you done a vaclav?
I don't think so never only production was that but not in terms of talking I haven't I've had yet one
that was kind of hard really and it wasn't a bad collab but it was like I felt
like I was trying to pull answers that's fair and it made it a little more
difficult unfortunately but it was still a good stream good yes sometimes
like maybe like they like the communication is it the same and then
it's like a little bit harder yeah or it's just like Rosie Rosie are you
Okay, good
He's fine
He's like still half asleep, and he's like he's like just
Slowly there poor room. He's a red bull sip sip away
Oh, yeah, I was about to do the D1, but that's not a good idea
No
Hell no.
He did so much differently with you.
Why not?
He did not recreate that.
Why are you doing that Rosie?
He's just doing it for fun.
Have you seen him do the thank yous?
Oh God, I love the people who thank yous.
Can you do them Rosie?
Please.
I love Rosie.
Please Rosie, please do the thank yous.
Please.
Thank yous.
Thank yous.
Please.
Why not Rosie?
Have you done them?
I don't know how to do them.
Can you do them?
I know how to do them, but I don't want to do them.
You do it.
I can try.
You know what I'm trying?
I taught my dad how to do this.
And my dad did it on stream.
And he got really mad.
He was like, why would you set me up like that?
I was like, what?
What do you tell your dad?
Uh, OK.
Well, I told him, OK, hold on.
Wait, let me fix my skirt.
Oh, you have a skirt on?
Yeah, but it's probably fine.
OK.
OK.
So when I do my thank yous, I try to like go to my dad.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You know, he might have gone down like, thank you.
Thank you!
Wait, I am not nimble enough for this.
My legs are a little sore.
Thank you.
That was crazy.
Don't do that.
That was crazy.
Fuck me!
Money!
Come on, Rosie. You have to do one.
I'm actually bad.
We'll do it at the same time.
We'll all do it at the same time.
Three, two, one.
Thank you. Thank you.
This is not it.
That's what I do. I'm bad.
You're just doing bad?
No!
I don't fucking do that.
No, dude, get your Megastar out of here.
I'm not doing that shit.
Brother, we just did it. Come on.
Are you serious?
We're not farming.
We're being flexible.
Rosie, be secure in your masculinity.
I'm going to go for a living.
You're saying Meg the Stallion has better knees than you.
Yes, actually she does.
So you have old man knees.
Yes.
Me personally, Rosie, I would just start dropping it.
Thank you, sir.
Oh my god, Caleb would have a really good thing.
Caleb would just.
He would.
He would bounce on it.
You would bounce on it.
Rosie, just like one.
Come on, please.
Rosie, please.
Hold it, please.
Touch your toes, and then grab your ankles, and then bounce it.
I hold the GoPro, you stream.
Please, Rosie, please.
You won't bounce the stream off. You won't bounce it on the lady's stream, huh?
That's sexist.
No, no, you have to set the camera down because you have to hold your ankles.
No, because it's better with the camera, I think.
No, it's worse.
You gotta grab both your ankles.
Fucking hell.
They're saying play this song while he's do with it. Okay. Wait. Hold on. We're gonna play a song. Oh
My god, you type like me. Oh my god. Wait. Oh
Free code
You can't you can't I'll give you a raise I give you a raise
Okay, we'll get out of your page. Oh
Okay, okay there. Okay. So yeah, so you only have one option. Hold on. I'm gonna replay the music
Go ahead.
Go on my solo.
Yeah!
Hey!
On the beat!
That was great! That was really good!
Never again.
Wait, that looked good!
Never again!
That was impressive!
That was really good!
I hate seeing birth the chats.
They're all laughing at you.
Emily's just like,
This one's just fucking annoying.
Well they were all saying HR violation in my chat because I threatened a doctor
if he didn't throw grass.
I'm sorry about that, but I wanted you to do thank yous.
HR violation.
I'm so sorry.
That was good form.
Yeah, wow. It was impressive.
It might be a HR violation, but it's fine.
Freak out. Freak out.
Are you guys ready to go?
Wait, do you want to try to see the deer?
Yes, let's do it.
It might not be a cool spot, but it might be kind of a romantic concept.
I would love that.
I want to show her before we go to the store, because I thought it would be cute.
I would love to see the deer.
Okay, wait, so what shall we cook today?
We'll do a set of teachers video, how to cook, and I'll teach them mine as well.
So do you want like the burritos, like the meal pepperitos with guac that you can make,
or do you want like salmon?
I want oven salmon.
So then I can make it myself at home.
Do you like lemon?
Yes.
Like lemon pepper sandwich?
Oh, you can do that?
Yeah.
Okay, yeah, we'll do that.
And you, I'm assuming you want to like bulk, right?
So you're okay with healthy calories, like good things.
Or are you trying to-
I'm just trying to eat healthy.
Oh, I don't care about that.
Okay.
You want to cook.
You want to cook.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Okay, I can do that.
The goal is to eat twice a day, because I only eat once a day.
You know what's crazy?
I have this problem, and I know I'm going to say cab in my chat.
Shut the fuck up.
I stopped eating so much, but I would only eat breakfast,
or I wouldn't eat dinner until really late,
and then it turned into my breakfast
as being like a half an egg.
I'm like a half a piece of bread.
It was really bad.
You used to skip breakfast, not fast making.
I know, and I learned to stop, because one time,
I was on a trip with Rosie,
and I literally didn't eat the entire straight,
and so I was just trying to lose weight,
so I wouldn't eat the whole day.
And then we were, I thought we went somewhere,
and every place was closed except fast food.
Yeah, and I refused to eat because I was like I don't eat fast food because it's unhealthy
Yeah, and he was like said you have to eat the meal. Oh, no
Yeah, and he was like you're starving yourself. So I'm trying to learn to not do that. That's good. Yeah
The two meals I think is a good start. Yes, bitch
But you know what? I'm on my healthy arcs. So yeah, that's not so good
Also, I'll bring my film camera so we can try to take a cute photo
Oh, I love it!
I feel like that'd be kind of cute.
Oh, yeah, I didn't see it.
Wow.
And it's cool, isn't it?
Wait, you get to go develop it?
Yeah.
Wow.
But it's actually sick.
There's a lab that I can give the negatives back
in like an hour, too, if I say.
This reminds me of high school.
I used to take a photography class.
Wait, I didn't want to!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have to, like, put it in the room.
Did you go in the room and then do the things?
Yeah.
Do you have any photos of our good?
They were OK.
Mine were bad.
Mine were bad.
I don't like the look of it.
They were so ass.
I wish we were going to New York with us.
Yeah, what are you guys going?
We literally leave Monday.
Monday?
You can just go.
Do you want to go?
I'll go next week.
Oh.
Well, we can go again.
We're going to go in the future.
Oh, I love New York.
I actually feel really good.
You guys will have fun.
Yeah, I was going to say, if you wanted to just go,
you are more than welcome, because we're literally
just going to shoot the shit.
And then I think I'm going to try to meet up with the Ock,
so we can get a chop cheese in the ocky way.
That's going to be so bad.
I know!
I want to do it so bad.
I want to do it so bad.
If I could do that, I'll be really, really happy
because then we can do this.
How long are you going?
I'll be there till the 13th.
Really?
Yes.
That's cool.
Are you gonna calendar?
Yeah.
You can't?
I could go maybe for like a day,
but should I just fly for a day?
Because I have this thing,
and I have to be home for that.
Oh, if I got a B and B,
and I guess we did a set,
is that possible?
Oh, you'd have to fly with that though, right?
We have NASCAR on the 10th, guys.
So it's like, I'm not sure.
No, no, no, don't worry. We'll go again.
Because I have some other stuff that I need to do.
Okay.
So it'll be kind of cool.
Yes.
That'll be fun.
That'll be kind of sick.
And then we can do that.
Wait Emily, do they have tornadoes in Nevada?
No.
Nebraska, Nebraska.
Oh, oh, yes, they do. They do.
They do? Have you seen one?
I saw one in the sky.
It was circling above my house, but it pushed down.
Really?
Would you want to go when we go to do one?
I can see if there's room in the car.
You want to go to Nebraska?
No, uh, we're gonna go with the tornado chaser to go try to chase down a tornado where in Texas in Oklahoma
Yeah
Later, I don't like your tone your tone is telling me you don't want to do it. I mean I feel like
I'll be watching from home
You do know who read Timmer is no he's like a really famous like like storm chaser, uh-huh
Originally we were talking to him, but we came to the consensus it's just not
smart to risk our lives because he gets inside the tornado and he drives
inside of it. I could imagine floating around the air you're like, yeah, help me!
Right, and so I would die and so he was like hey I that's really smart like he's
like I'm not willing to risk your lives but another guy he said he would still
bring us and like do it. He chases it. This other guy won't like take it a
little bit chill. No he's not gonna take us into the tornado he said he'll bring
really close though, but not into it. How do you know when the tornado is going to be there that day?
They just is weather conditions and a prayer. Wow, really? Yeah. That's so cool. Yeah, so it'll be
interesting. Let me know when you're going. If you want to go, I could ask. That would be crazy. Or
you can watch the news from the company. Yeah, Rosie has to do that, but he has to work, so he can't
watch the news. Oh Rosie has to go watch the twister. Wait, wait, can I go pee really fast? Yes.
I'm going to put on my shoes.
Yes, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Wait, my shoes over here.
I'm sorry.
Do you want me to bring your shoes, Emily?
It's OK.
Wait, are we going through the front door?
No, we're across.
OK, I keep my glasses.
Thank you.
Rest in peace, Rosie.
It's science.
Well, also, I don't like the movie Twisters.
Wait, are you coming to the Planetary thing?
No, well, no.
I'll sign you up.
No, no, it's totally fine, Rosie.
Thank you.
I'll put the contact.
There's a movie called Twisters, and then I watched it and it was kind of bad.
Well, we'll make it better. We'll make a better version of it.
We'll make a better version of Twisters.
It was such a horrible movie, and then I was like, maybe I just don't like Tordino.
Imagine the scene. You have your selfie stick POV, and you go,
Shit! You don't wanna run!
And it's just coming from the screen. You can't see it moving, because if you don't see it moving,
It's actually coming towards you.
That's the whole thing.
Wait, what?
If you don't think it's moving, it's coming towards you.
That's so creepy.
Oh, look, cute.
It's not moving anymore.
And then before you know it, it's going to suck you up.
But you're still holding the stick,
and you're going all around.
Ah, scary.
You're going to suck around.
That would be sick.
That is pure cinema.
Oh my god.
I love that.
So you guys are going to Oklahoma just for that?
Yeah, I think so.
We have a three-day turnaround.
They tell us.
What does that mean?
I think Max three days like they know Max three days ahead, but there's gonna be a tornado
Oh, okay, then they tell you they're like
Here's my god soil is calling Sina. I'll pick up
Hey soil
What's up
It's in a me so what do you sell it up? She's got what?
What?
She got the bunny flu.
Wait, is it bunny? Hi, bunny.
No, it's not Bonnie, it's Sina.
That's not Sina.
Yes it is.
Wait, we muted stream. Do you want to be on stream?
Uh, well, I just had a question.
Okay, and I muted stream.
It's Sina.
Is there else on the phone?
Who the fuck is that?
It's, what the fuck?
Rosie, why does he not?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
We're just a little up on that.
We have to do it.
I don't know how to do it.
I don't know if I said the voice at all.
Yay.
Oh, wait.
That's not going to...
Hi, I said I was almost calling.
Oh, hi, Zoelle.
Why do you sound so fucking loud?
What's going on?
Zoelle.
Hi, Zoelle.
What?
What?
What?
What?
Zoelle?
Hi, Zoelle.
What?
What's up?
What do you mean?
What do you mean? I'm talking normal.
Oh, okay. Sit up. I have a question.
Yeah.
Oh, I did that wrong.
Oh, crap.
Is that ring that you have good?
What ring?
Oh, the ring con.
The one that blows up.
What's that?
The one that blows up.
Yes.
No, it doesn't blow up.
The Samsung rings are the ones that blew up.
But the ring con, I'm not wearing it now,
but it tracks like your daily steps and stuff like that.
And there's no subscription.
It's way better than the OR ring, yes.
Really?
Yes, way better.
The order of ring.
A ring con.
R-I-N-G-C-O-N-N.
That's a free advertisement.
No, no, no.
GZ, every time. Tick-tock shop.
It's not on there though, but it's good.
You can get them on Amazon, and there's no subscription, so it's way better than...
Does it track your period?
Yeah, it can. Oh, nice.
If you want to run some travel.
Yeah!
No, Zoe, you know what you need to do?
You need to work for Ludwig for a month.
Emily, ring con?
He gives him a whiteout like all his employees.
Nice.
What's good?
Yeah, I'm doing that.
He gives ring con or orange.
You're working for what?
I'm working for the orange.
Orange have a subscription so I don't get it.
I'm working for like a month.
Yeah.
See how he's working for a lot?
For a month?
That's crazy bad.
Really?
We're cooking.
Yeah, we're cooking.
I was going to take Emily to see this deer spot really fast.
I could get a pretty picture of her in the sunset maybe, but.
I'll ask you.
I'll ask you.
Only by Michigan.
Can you let me know? Also?
Oh yeah, even bird watching.
Oh, he loves birds, yes.
Also, um, what would I say?
Uh, if you make me a yummy food piece,
I'm going to raise your hand for some, thank you.
Um...
We might eat it all, probably.
Yeah, if you have extra block please.
Yeah, we're going to make guac roast oil and like,
I don't know, we're going to make like steak
and like some other really other food.
You probably don't even want, you know.
Pasta.
Pasta.
Season.
Season.
It's going to be so good.
Okay, well, I'm going to load the film in so that that way we can go to the place, Emily.
It's so cute.
You're loading in the film.
Yes, and Chapp never seen it, and it's cute.
I learned how to do this the other day.
That's so fun.
It's not fun.
I kept fucking it up, and it was making me really fucking mad.
Wow, we had to bring these back, Chapp.
Look at that, the film!
We just said we had to bring these back!
It's so retro!
Isn't it?
Like, who develops the photos these days?
Okay, that is true!
It's a long-ass reload, I'm gonna be honest.
Better than your reload, bitch.
Ooh, clock it, Sina.
It is better than your freaking reload.
Sina, do you have any ad-fil?
I'm on my period.
Oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
I have period cramps.
Wait, do you want me to go grab one for you?
What am I doing?
Oh, that'd be great.
I think just one is enough.
I'm going to grab one for you.
Oh, thank you.
You want me to get a tampon or something?
I have my tampon in.
OK, do you want me to bring a spare just in case?
Oh, it's OK.
I will be home before that, I think.
I'm going to bring one just in case.
OK, thank you.
The period cramps.
Do you need tampons with you?
I definitely do.
Good.
double up on the tampons. So, do you know what tampons are Rosie?
Bailey.
Okay, good.
Bailey.
Do people put tampons in their butt?
What?
I wonder.
Why?
I don't know.
Like as a fetish?
Yeah, I never thought about that.
I mean, they probably do, yeah, it's a cheap, I guess it's a cheap way to do it.
Yeah, right? Well, that would be part of painful.
says OMG being woman is so hard. Why do we have to suffer this monthly? Thank you, Zoio.
Okay, he was performative as well, but I mean that.
You think Zoio being performative? I mean that.
Zoio, thank you so much. I was so brave of you to say retweet, brick being, having periods.
You know, if men could get pregnant, life would look a little different, you know?
Wait, okay, we don't need, you can have it.
I think women have it harder than us, and I respect it.
And that's all yours.
I tried the pregnancy thing, the simulator.
Oh, okay.
I wanted to kill myself.
Well, you did, it was a very painful.
Yeah, it was really bad.
Have you tried period cramps simulator?
I think it was the same.
It starts with period and then goes to pregnancy
or something.
Yeah, that was fucking bad.
And I had a big conversation with Zoya
when we went to DC, big conversation, upstream.
And I was like, you know what,
it's actually kind of a fuck they deal with that.
Ooh, thanks Rosie.
I was like, yeah, like they can have it.
That's all right.
Was that the worst you felt?
Was that the most pain or is getting
kicked in the balls worse?
It's such a different pain.
Oh really?
I would say if the ball pain like lasted so long,
that would be worse.
Oh, okay.
But yeah, but pregnancy is like for like, yeah.
It's like, it keeps going, it doesn't stop.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
It doesn't fucking stop.
And then ball-pated, just chop!
Just go a little hit.
Well, and then it lost a little bit.
It's like a border that doesn't really go away.
Ow.
And then you lose like a fifth kid.
I'm on my derried.
Please be thoughtful.
They call it derried, er, derried, like dick period?
Well, it actually is.
It's a tykerian, actually.
Do you get sperm cramps?
Yeah, that's real.
Because I saw on TikTok it's like women always complaining
about their period cramps.
would no one ask about sperm cramps?
But that's what a diheria is.
I mean, are you mean a dick like a dick name?
No.
No, but there's also sperm cramps.
That's a diheria.
That's a real thing.
OK.
That's a real thing, by the way.
I don't think you're serious.
I am 100% being serious.
Sperm cramps are so normal.
Yeah.
They're not real.
That's what it is, a diheria.
It's because the diatomere, like down here, it locks off.
What are you yapping about?
Wait.
Oh, Emily?
Hey, there's no way you're pulling my bones.
I'm not pulling anything.
Yes, you are.
This isn't real.
Sprim cramps are the word.
That's how you fix it.
What?
You've got to pull the diatone.
Pull the diatone?
Yeah, like you said, like a lawnmower.
You've got to pull the diatone.
So are sperm cramps real?
Oh, thank you.
Sperm cramps?
Yeah.
She wouldn't know.
So men are stealing cramps now for more than two, huh?
Real.
So you're stealing cramps now, Rosie?
I'm not stealing anything, except I'm taking it back.
Don't you guys have man periods?
Yeah, it's a die-heriod.
What?
Is that real?
A die-heriod.
No, it's a die-heriod.
What?
No, it's a die-heriod.
Let's notice what someone in chat said.
I thought that was fake.
Yeah, no.
Apparently, it's their die-heriod.
Sometimes, if your man is ever a little pissy,
they're on their die-heriod.
I think they're just in a bad mood, that no.
Yeah, but it's kind of like, if they're in a bad mood,
you just ask them to be like, oh, is it that time of the month?
And then see what they say.
I like that.
I like that.
It's kind of diatomic law.
Just see what they say.
They just ask them, is that time of the month?
And they'll be like, oh, yes, probably.
How does it feel now?
Yeah, I'm going to see if it's good.
I told her I did like the simulator thing.
Yeah, the pregnancy stuff.
Emily, look at me.
Wow, very graceful.
Very talented.
It's already loud. All you have to do is press this button.
This one?
Is it focus or is it blurry?
It's focus, but it's really close.
Okay, how do I focus it?
Turn this right here.
Oh my God, this is so cool!
Okay, I'm focusing, I'm focusing.
Okay, this is for... okay, cute!
One, two, three, cute!
Cute!
Rosie's turn.
Did you know that this camera originally was the sound
Um, that the iPhone used for their camera. Oh
Yeah, the shutter sound
My god, so cool
Are you ready? Yes, I'm excited. His name is chunk. I love
Do you have anything to do later? No, I'm free all day
Okay, do you want to go see the shirt of the deer? It's literally like 10 minutes out of the way. It's kind of cute
Let's do it. If it's the last time we're there. There's a 20 of them. Yes
Yes, I would love to go see the deer and it's actually perfect for sunset like you said
Yeah, cuz then maybe we get just gonna pick a cute picture of the sunset. What camera model is this?
It's the oh frick I do the better thing. It's the AE1. I'm getting an AE program though cuz I'm not good with shutter speed
I'm learning wait isn't AE getting shut down or something wait never mind. Is it about AI?
There's like an Adobe, Adobe software is getting shut down and people are upset about it.
Is it called AE or AI?
What is it? I think, I saw it on Twitter. American Eagle?
American Eagle, nobody said that American Eagle is getting shut down.
Oh, anime, sorry.
Adobe anime is getting shut down.
Oh, okay. I thought you meant American Eagle.
I'm gonna say there is no one that is sad that American Eagle is getting shut down.
No one is sad about that.
American Eagle, rest in peace.
No, that's American Eagle, but we are not sad over here. We're okay.
Sorry, I have a shop there, so I'll have a blind date from there.
I don't even remember though. I think it was the last one was like middle school.
Oh my god, I burnt this freaking...
Wait, punch it Emily!
Is this right?
Yeah.
And you're supposed to move around like that.
And then you did boxing training, remember?
I know, I'm sorry.
Just punch it, go for it, go for it.
That's what I thought.
Wait, really? That's what I thought!
What the fuck?
Thank you!
What did you do?
Wait do it again
Okay, let me think about something that they can add, that really does.
Oh, you woke up late today!
Yeah!
Whoa!
There you go, Rosie.
Boom, bitch!
There you go. That's good, right?
That was so good!
I mean, was you boxing? I didn't meant boxing.
Hell no.
I was watching.
I was like, I would be still code and paid.
Yeah, but do you remember when you were going to boxing?
I was gonna do chest busting, I was gonna do chest busting, thank god it got cancelled.
I'm gonna lie.
Thank god.
I'm gonna die.
No, no, Emily, you, I remember when you were in training, you were like, it's fine, I'm
gonna do this chest part.
I said, have you tried a chest?
You go, no.
No, I'm not like that either.
Oh my god.
I wonder how to concussion.
I wonder how many people do it.
Like, isn't that so scary?
Yeah.
Would you fight?
No.
Yeah, it's a lot.
I would have to be getting, I think I would have to be paid to do it and it would have
have to be like I have six months to train and I'm not like and it's and it's
an even fair fight even then it's a fair that's so scary yeah I don't like
touching people yeah I know you like I'm sorry I don't do that I don't know yeah
I've only fucked up so I'm just not gonna I'm not gonna do that I'll be fine
this place. Oh, okay. Bonnie says to me. Cute. Oh, have you been here on stream? No. Oh,
first time. I've never seen it, but it was a really, really cool spot that like everybody
loved or we love when we were there. And I was telling chat about it and I was like,
this is kind of crazy. Emily versus page. Okay, I could do Emily versus page. I think
I could do that. Oh, why would you box page? Oh, let's go. I could, yeah. I could maybe
box like snow coat. Would you box snow coat? Yeah. If I, I would, I would be a couple of
weeks, and that would be a fair cut. Wait, you have it switched to the right one. No.
Oh what, are you taking a phone? No, I'm just... Can I use like a foot taller than you? Oh.
It should be. And it's so close shorter than me too, so it wouldn't be very fair. Wait.
They did really well though, yeah. Is she? Oh, you are kind of tall. Really? Yes. Emily,
I'm five what nine what I'm five four three-quarters you're not five four
that's not true because I'm way shorter than you and I will Emily Emily I will
throw myself from a high building if you are five four because you are so much
I'm 55 max.
Okay, these are platform shoes. So if I take...
Just why did you laugh?
Because like why did you laugh? This is like my normal life.
So you're five too.
Wait, no, it's not that much shorter.
And you look really cute still.
Yeah, but it's crazy the top of my hair is a little fluffy, so it probably looks a lot taller.
She was told what about it.
That is not true.
What? You think she's drunk?
I did not shrink.
Look, you don't shrink, though. My mom shrunk.
My grandma shrunk.
You're next.
You're shrinking.
My mom did shrink, and my mom was 4'11".
What? Really?
Yeah, she's really short.
Yeah, like, what time does it get shorter? I don't know why.
Oh, God.
It happens.
I'm not G.G.
Why the fuck did you read that one?
Why did you read that one?
That one message is not going to be a Munchkin!
I like that word!
Very cute.
Extra Emily is Shribble, somebody just wrote.
Oh thank you!
Extra Emily is Getting Shorter.
I think I just saw through the chat.
I'm getting shribbled.
Extra Emily is more of a Munchkin.
I think I'm seeing in the chat.
I swear I saw that chat before though.
Extra Emily and Cynish and KISS.
Oh yeah! I saw that one! I saw that one!
What did you say, Beth?
Do you have my other ingest?
Yes.
So I was thinking for the five gifted, by the way, and Connor's hard thinking for the five.
Thank you so much!
Thank you!
Okay, let's see here.
Is it on?
Yeah.
Okay.
Alright, switch.
Woohoo!
Okay.
Alright, switch.
Woohoo!
Yay!
Yay!
Is it switched? Is your track good? Hi!
Hi. Rosie's on the cam, looking good!
Oh, I feel like I have a camera man.
I know, this is so nice. Thank you, Rosie.
I really hate this.
I feel like you love normal hair on your camera.
Yeah, I love holding it, because then I can have more control over it.
Yeah.
This one is really nice.
Oh, my God!
Oh, a tampon!
If you want it, do you want me to put it in my bag?
Oh, I guess I put it in the water.
What the fuck was that animation?
Uh, uh, yes, please.
Okay, that'd be great.
No, don't put it in.
I just put it in my bag.
Do you need anything? Do you have your purse or everything?
I didn't bring anything.
Yay!
Are we driving the Audi?
Yes, we are.
I've never watched it.
I've never watched it before.
Alright, you're gonna watch?
What does that mean?
I went to a car wash and then I cleaned the mats and then I think it smells weird.
Like when I had my car.
What?
Remember my old Infinity had no do in it.
Yes.
I gotta fix that ASM.
Do you know what it is?
You said you washed the mats and put it back in the car?
Yeah, I took out all the trash in the car, but it still smells weird.
So I'm like, well, that doesn't make sense.
Oh, Emily, that actually fucking sucks.
I know, I hope it doesn't fuck up.
Holy shit.
The whole car.
I'll be sad.
God, dude, if you get screwed and the next thing in your car smells like milder, and
trust me, it is hard to get rid of that smell.
Because you know the mold, the spores will travel.
Really?
Yes.
So mold will grow in other places in your car.
What?
Yeah, that's how mold works.
Bitch.
Have you ever heard of like spores like mold spores? Yeah. Wait Rosie, can you put it down for the thing? Yeah
Chat you're gonna go we'll get Rosie's feet for a second while we travel
If you leave it in there like that's not gonna my car and then
Oh, that's my old car?
Yeah.
I ride in my infinity, or did we always ride in your Tesla?
Are we going with watch?
Yeah, I did watch.
Because you never had got to ride a car, right?
Yeah, I don't think so.
What did you do with the car?
I destroyed it behind higher floors.
What does that mean?
Like, I got a new one, but the car, it had so many damages.
Like, I think, when I got it quoted, it was like something insane to fix it.
Like, six or seven thousand.
Oh!
Oh!
Uh, cause so much was wrong with it, cause that thing was literally a lawn ornament, so I just, uh, I just was like, okay, well, um, I'm gonna destroy this thing.
Wow!
So I beat it up with a hammer, and then I donated it to a, to a family owned like junkyard, so that they could take the rest of it and just sell it for parts.
We got so cute, you miss it ever?
Yeah.
You're in the duty car.
Uh, yeah, that was a good car, but it just broke, you remember when it broke down, I was out of our neighborhood?
I think so.
And I had a cold wash, I was like, watch, I'm just letting you know I'm finally gonna stay on the road but my car broke down so I can't get home.
Oh my god, I remember that!
Yeah, that was terrible.
Rest in peace in this car.
Are you gonna get a new Tesla?
No, I treat my car like shit and then I like that.
So I don't have to care too much.
That's paper.
Like if I scratch it up, oh thank you, if I scratch it up, it's like, that's fine.
Yeah, because now it is scratched.
That's the only thing, like this car, I'm so scared that anything can happen to it.
Um, it's such a nice car.
Yeah, I'm trying.
Emily, what the fuck is this little alien thing going into chat?
What alien?
What is this little wham?
Oh, Chorni?
Chorn!
What the fuck is that?
It's Emmy's cat.
Chetta.
Wait, do you not have a Chetta?
Oh, you haven't seen that?
I haven't.
It's horrible.
Oh, I mean, oh, I love Cheddar.
Oh, I love Cheddar.
Love Cheddar.
But the evil horrifies me.
Wait, this little terrorist is invading Chetts now?
Yeah, Chor.
This is the first time I've seen a charm.
Yes.
That's very scary.
That cheddar is amazing.
It's just the word is quite scary.
It's very scary stuff.
I'm not going to lie to you.
Rosie, wasn't the sunset right?
It was like this when we left, right?
The last time?
Yes, on the road.
Perfect.
Was that, it was worse?
Was it overcast?
Yeah.
I just hope that the deer are there.
Yeah.
We said there were like a lot of deer.
There was like 25 deer.
It was crazy.
And there were so many that I was like there's gotta be like a little farm or something.
Is it their home?
Yes.
What?
That's so cute.
And there's babies and they're playing and like there's like these big bucks that watch
over them and they're just like popping all around.
Dude, it was insane.
I have a video over on my phone if we don't get to see it.
I hope you can see it though.
Little deer.
Oh my god remember when I thought you said we're gonna cut the deer?
I was like, oh.
We had this bitch.
We're gonna eat some deer.
Emily, I think this is hungry.
Yeah.
Wait, so what do you want to cook?
We didn't even get through this.
Okay, so I want to cook.
to cook because we didn't even get through this.
Okay, so I want to cook something that's like easy to make at home.
So, is the Glock easy to make?
Or is it a lot of work?
It is, okay.
It is easy, but I think you are going to think it's hard because you don't want to cut stuff up.
Like, I don't think you're going to want to spend like 15 minutes cutting up stuff, are you?
Wait, so, can I just watch you cut?
So, okay, so what you want me to do is you want me to just make it.
Well, but then I'll cook the salmon.
That's a good strat, Sam.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, so you cook the salmon, and Al makes the guac,
Yeah!
and then, wait, are you making spaghetti still?
Or are we omitting that?
What are you making spaghetti?
I can take you my spaghetti in marinara.
She made spaghetti.
Really?
Yeah, it's what I've been eating the past three days.
Wait, do you make it in bulgur or do you make it everyday?
I make it everyday.
Is that your favorite food?
It's spaghetti.
Not my favorite, but it's like the easiest.
I can show you how to make a good spaghetti.
Are you a good spaghetti too?
I haven't worked a spaghetti recipe, I don't really make it that much.
Wait, we should do Emily's versus Cina's spaghetti.
Oh.
Emily's spaghetti?
No, yours.
Emily versus Cina's spaghetti.
Oh.
Yeah?
Can you show me what it is?
Yeah?
And then I'll watch you make yours,
and then it'll be great.
Emily, let me ask you something, to be honest.
Yes?
Do you use the prego sauce?
Prego?
Yes, that's the brand.
I don't use any prego sauce.
Okay, so you're not using crema sauce. Wait, so you're making the spaghetti sauce. Oh hell no, I get rauw
What is it like rauw? It's the homemade Mary Mary. Wait, you're getting rauw?
Yeah, it's good
Right, it's rauw. What is prego? It's like another uh, it's like another like pre-made sauce, please. Emily. Yes
Have you ever made food for a guy on predate? No
Never. I was curious. I don't think I've ever like
like cooked for anyone.
Really?
Wait, you should cook for me.
Yes, wait, this is crazy.
If I cook for someone, I love all the time you've turned.
It would hurt me cooking.
Wait, why don't you do that?
You try to like cook a magic thing to send them.
I guess she was your date.
It's like a test.
That's all I, wait, I, wait.
You try to impress.
I would be good.
And I'll help.
I have Arthur and Julie, but it was just canned food.
Oh, OK.
Emily, you could make me a Vienna sausage sandwich.
I like those.
A what?
You know what I used to make that I miss for you guys?
One, family 2B.
Yep, so good.
So frickin' good.
She knew instantly.
I miss it, too.
I would dip it in QB mail.
The other one's frickin' good.
And the Furukake seasoning.
Yeah.
What's your favorite thing, instead of makes?
Besides the guac.
Guac is number one.
Well, that's my favorite, too.
The guac is like the type I love this car.
Yeah.
Oh, the beefy.
It's OK.
No, no, no, no, no, not the beefy.
I love this group we have here, because they're so sweet.
I've never had
Wait, wait, wait, wait, you didn't come over our house and I made the creaming on our own
Emily
Emily, I'll make it for you. It's no no I do you like it on like I love you don't do you like um like carbonara
Yes, that's my favorite Robin flavor of all time. Oh Emily. I'm gonna put you on to something
Yeah
showdown fuck fuck the fuck the teaching I can make for you yeah so I'm not gonna
be home for a while I'll do that I and I'll do with the balls and do you like
truffle yes I love truffles
Rosie did you recognize the way I would make it you can have something
yeah I can't wait to see Emily's reaction
no I'm gonna love it I love creepy
that's what I need I need a series and it's called Santa Feeding Emily yes I'm
I'm the one behind that, I'm behind that, hell yeah!
I'll tell him that.
In trouble too.
Oh Rosie, I'm gonna stop making extras for the camera.
No, you weren't eating, so.
Oh wait, can you still teach me how to make salmon?
Yes.
Oh, here we go.
So at least it'll be sort of productive.
Yes.
Salmon is really easy to make, we can literally do other...
Wait, Emily!
Hold on.
Oh, hold on.
Yes?
Zoil?
Hi, someone's away.
Don't bring the best planes.
Why?
Is that what some of you can't have?
Oh, well, it's okay. You can stay home.
That's like your newest vlog. That's like the struggle of your journey.
Yeah.
You've even got a persevere.
What's up? I'm on the 921st Street.
I think I'm just going to get out of here.
Oh, what?
But that's good. You can go to the gym instead.
Or just watch it on anonymous mode.
That doesn't fucking work. What's happening?
Oh, I mean, that way it's anonymous and it's not your account.
Actually, that's hungry, so you're fine.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Exactly. You've got a point. You've got a point.
It's a really good point. That's what I mean. She has a point. She's got a point.
Thank you. Thank you Emily. Thank you Rosie.
Yeah.
Is that your cooking?
Enjoy your fun, Bob.
Oh, I will. Oh, I will. I'm gonna enjoy it.
I will. I will enjoy it too, Doyle.
Have fun as well.
Hey, have fun at gym.
Hey, get your steps in.
Have fun driving when you're calling times get booked on.
Oh
I'm not driving you back
I wish
Making notes and making sure that I know what to do.
Okay, so...
Cookin' is not hard.
Really?
No.
It's actually really, really easy and you don't have to go like, oh, defensively.
I think people just get really intimidated because they don't know how to do it.
That is true.
So it's like, you get a little scared.
How hard is the oodon?
Not hard.
Really?
No, it is not hard.
So if I could watch you make the oodon too and then maybe make my own oodon?
You could literally, you could easily make oodon.
What?
That'd be crazy.
You could very easily make it.
It is not difficult at all and the way I do it is kind of OD because I just like you know me like when I cook for you
Guys, I like to like make it all fancy
But if you're if I make it for myself, I wish I never do it's like it's really
What's your favorite part about the cooking thing is it like eating what you made like what's the best no
I like giving it to friends. Oh
I do that was my favorite like living with you and watch and I remember like you guys are like come out
And I'd be like guys, there's spambos to be in the fridge and like seeing them be gone within like two days made me so happy
I was like oh, it's the best
And I like whenever we go places and people were like oh my god, I've seen it's gonna cook like that makes me
Yes, do you have sourdough bread? I think so. That's what I've been eating recently
I've been baking bread if you want to bake your own sourdough. Yes, you get like sourdough starter and shit
I love this because I feel so
appreciated and heard. This is so nice. Okay, so Santa's gonna teach me how to make salmon and how to make creamy udon and then do I even make my lame out of pasta?
Yes. It's not lame. It's not lame. It's not lame. I want to try it. Okay. I feel like that's so fun if I get to try your food. What? Okay, okay, yeah. This is like the one meal that I actually can make on my own.
Is your pasta? Yes, and I enjoy eating it. Okay. So that's a good sign. Like it tastes good.
It'll be fun. We can go to eat. I have I've none to do and I think chat will be fine if we move the gaming segment
You'll be fine chat. Oh, sorry. No, no, no, no, no, don't say sorry because we have another simile stream since 2023
I'll be all right. This is my bentis. They will be all right
Yes, and we can literally we that's an LA 24 hours
We go to sleep in my room and then we wake up tomorrow. We can make breakfast
Yes! Yes!
That one lowkey hit though, I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, you know what? Like, a scream that has been done in a while is like an actual sleepover.
Emily.
Right?
You want a sleepover in my house?
Yes, I feel like a real sleepover where it's like all the sleepover activities.
And then we do face masks, we do board games, we do gossip sets.
Me, you Bonnie, and Emmy?
I'd be so down!
And we can literally sleepover in our house?
Oh my god, that'd be so cute.
Okay, we can do that. I have air mattresses because Zoya left his fucking air mattresses at my house for forever
So I have plenty and we'll be able to use them
Now now here's the real issue if we start drinking on that sleepover and Emily goes sinna
During our sleepover
Mom, mom, mom, please.
Did you, were you allowed to have
sleepovers growing up?
I didn't, I was allowed, but like,
my dad, he was a single dad,
so he was kind of strict, you know?
Yeah.
And like, I just didn't want to go
through the hassle of asking.
Of asking him?
Yeah.
But like, I would, like, my neighbors,
there were two girls,
they would sleep over sometimes.
Most of the time we slept over their house.
Aw, cute.
Yeah.
But like, my friends from school not really.
Okay, yeah.
Did you?
Yeah, I would sleep over like,
Once a weekend!
Once a weekend?
At my best friend's house!
Oh my gosh!
Lowkey is kinda like...
It's very formative years of my life
because I would watch a lot of horror movies at the sleepover
and then I think that might have twisted my mind.
Like, I watched Human Centipede in middle school.
Oh!
Yeah.
Bitch, what?
I watched Human Centipede at the sleepover and it was so gross.
We watched 1, 2, and 3.
Ewww!
Yes, there's three of them.
I don't think I've ever seen one.
I don't want to see them.
Yeah, they're adorable.
But like, why is that?
It's like a 12-year-old, doesn't that?
Like, fuck you up a little bit?
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure it's banned in Australia.
Really?
Was it really?
Pretty sure.
You've incentivized them.
You couldn't watch it easily or something.
Yeah, it's bad.
But now I love horror movies.
Okay, I love them now, but when I was like a kid, I couldn't watch them because my dad,
when we were little kids, we would always go downstairs and be like, Dad, can we watch
like a horror film?
Or can we stay up late?
And my dad would say, the only way you're allowed to stay up in extra 30 minutes is if you watch 10 minutes of the scary film.
What?
Because his logic was, he really wanted to watch scary movies with us, and he wanted to teach us that scary movies aren't that scary.
Oh, I love that!
No, it did the opposite. It actually traumatized me.
There are scenes in Saw that I literally, like, they have stuck in my brain. Everybody knows the one with the needles.
The needles?
Oh, the needle pit?
Yes.
The one where the girl rips her eye out to get the key behind her eye.
Cause if things close with our face
That's crazy, I think the bear claw one?
Uh, yeah, it's like the hook, the thing goes
Wow, wow, wow, ew!
Yeah, my dad had us watch those in hopes that we would be like
Oh, this is so fake
And instead, I would go to bed and cry
Like I'd be like, fuck
Yeah, so now I've grown up though and I like scare movies
Really?
Yeah, I like a male
Oh, Emily!
We should go-
What?
What's the 824 movie that just came out?
I'm on the tone!
Yes, you want to go watch it?
It's out next month.
Oh.
Yeah, I said in the disc where I was like, I want to watch this.
I think people, I saw a movie, I got to watch it early.
Really scary.
They said they had to step away.
Wow.
It was so scary.
I love that.
I love when it's actually scary.
Yeah, but the problem is in movie theaters I have to close my eyes.
You can't?
I have to squint.
Oh!
That makes sense.
Yeah, because it's too scary sometimes.
Yeah, I had to plug my ears.
So do you like, I put my ears on, I don't want to do what I'm driving, but I just put my eyes really, really small.
Yes, yes, when there's like a jump here coming up, yes, I do want to do it.
Yeah, well I do it a lot in the movie, so that way I can still say I saw the movie and I understood.
Oh, okay.
Without it being like...
You're not a pussy, Susan! That's not pussy behavior at all!
Thank you, that makes me feel so amazing and wonderful.
Yes, yes, I have to read.
Did you like Smile?
I don't think I watched 10 minutes of it. I think I watched all of it.
Wait, you did it?
No. I don't think I went. I think I watched 10 minutes of it.
I thought it was good. I watched it. Yeah, it was good.
I wasn't there. I think I watched 10 minutes and I was like, it's fine. I didn't finish it.
Wait, what did you think about, um...
Long Legs?
No, what is Long Legs?
Long Legs is with that guy, Nicholas Cage.
I haven't even seen it. Is it good?
I liked Long Legs a lot. Yeah, I wanted to watch it.
What is it about?
What is it about?
Um, it's like a, it's like more of a demon movie.
Yeah, but I like, the demon ones are the best ones.
Yeah.
Right?
Is it a demon movie?
Do you, okay, do you like Slasher Horror or do you like the demon ones?
I like demon.
Me too.
Emily, would you ever go to like, um, a haunted asylum or something?
Oh my god, okay, so did you watch, wait, you went to that house with Maya, Emi and...
Yeah, that was cool.
But I don't know, I'm like, I'm talking like...
Actual?
Yeah, like a haunted asylum.
Really?
That was cool. Like you got to learn about ghosts and stuff like that
But like I want to go to one of the
Sylums
Somewhere in America that they do where they have you go for like really late hours like 2 a.m. I would go
I think that would be scary
So I'm gonna be honest. I got a little freaked out because I used a Ouija board on my birthday
Oh, like two years ago, and then I actually got cursed when you live with me. No, no, no
It was my part. Oh good. What do you mean you got cursed?
Hold on, yeah. What do you mean you got cursed?
Why am I in the car with you?
So I used a weed jib or my birthday and I left the portal open.
Okay? You can't do that.
You left it open? Are you serious?
Yes, I left the portal open. Boom.
Five hate threads.
Isn't that kind of suspicious?
It's not suspicious.
I got a hate thread every single month.
So you think...
So I thought if it was ghost, it was...
And he was actually the original poster of the LSF threads.
Yeah, I got your horrible luck!
Okay, okay, that's fair, that's fair.
I was like, what the fuck? What is happening? I'm getting all these heat threads.
I threw away the Ouija board, God-nissue University.
Boom! Like, hello?
The portal's been closed.
Okay, so you closed the portal about the right way.
I took the Ouija board out of my apartment. Everything turned around.
I was like, I believe it.
I think there was a demon possessing me.
That's literally fair.
Pushing me.
That's fair.
You just performed an equivalent exchange.
You got like five hate threads, but in turn, you got.
Yeah, it's like you get a bunch of bad things,
but then you get one really good thing.
Oh, where's the Ouija board?
Yeah, the bottle.
See, but that's what I mean is like my watch is always like,
if a lot of good things are going really, really good,
I'm almost not happy.
Because I'm like, what's about to happen is bad.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's a good rule.
Okay, to be fair, what if you open the Ouija board this time in the asylum and like a chill goes attached to you?
Oh, what a chill goes like somebody cool. Oh
Demon he's gonna attach to you
Like I guess watch out says his post like engagement stuff. Yeah, I don't know what it is
But it's like now he posts, he posts nice tweets and I'm like, what the, Yoxic is different now.
I think he's just kind of indifferent. I think he just posts just because it gets engagement.
Which, I mean, to be fair, it doesn't make sense because like, to an extent, like, he's not friends with streamers, you know what I mean?
But like, bro, I had to unfollow his ass one time. He pissed me off with a tweet.
I had to, bro, I had to. He pissed me off. And I replied to him, I said, you pissed me off. I forgot what it was.
He like he like just completely in so baited me on a tweet one time
I'm happy his look like there. I will give it to him
There have been times where he has he actually deleted a tweet because it came off wrong about me
There was a time when he's that I'll give him that like he the other account though the other in so counts
Yeah, fuck those bitches. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of those
Twitter clip accounts fuck those bitches out of context
Yes, and they always do out of context stuff, and it's so annoying
But see that's what like every time they do that Emily like I'll be saying something
I'll be like oh my god the sky is blue
Yeah, and they'll be like they'll post that clip and they'll be like sinna shit on extra Emily for being happy about
the day
Cross my mouth like it's crazy
They're doing that now where they like say you say something we didn't say anything to you too, but no
You don't know so put us on Twitter. Well, I think it's a lot of Twitter. So that's the difference. I feel like you say off of Twitter
Yeah
then like, their only opinion is what people post about you,
not what you post.
You know, I had somebody message me that,
I didn't bring up they messaged me and they said,
they apologized to me and they said,
I've only ever seen clips of you on Twitter
where people were making you look bad.
And they said, and I took the time to watch a stream
and you're not like a dickhead.
And they were like, I'm so sorry.
And I'm like, that sucks.
Cause I'm like, what can I do?
Like I can't do anything.
So that's just the way the internet works.
Exactly, it does suck, and I feel like you could do something and the people just from like, you're known as that person, you know, like you can do so many good things and then something happens and you're like, oh, now she's the blah blah person and you're like, ahhh, look at everything else!
Whoa, that bridge was cool.
On that trail? That's a trail.
Yeah, I feel like that's true.
I mean, you get the driving stuff all the time.
People do that to you.
Which I feel like is kind of...
I get it a lot, and I'm like, I know I'm a bad driver!
I know!
It's crazy cause she's fucking worse.
Shut the fuck up!
Are you? No, I don't!
No, Emily, no, I don't!
But he's saying that because I got pulled over on stream!
Oh, really?
Yes, and I was freaking out.
But to be fair, it was like, it was my fault.
But it was a misunderstanding because the road,
the highway changes from 65 to 75.
And I thought it changed earlier than it actually did.
And he pulled me over.
And then, of course, I forgot my wallet.
No!
So then the guy goes, can I have your ID?
And I go, I took the ID.
Are you serious?
And I was freaking out.
I go, it's on stream, but we had to mute it.
I go, sir, I said, I'm a good noodle.
I swear, I told him I'm a good noodle.
By the way, Rosie, I'm gonna tell you
that I talked to Dean about this story
literally this morning.
No, listen to this.
I was telling, because during this interaction,
Rosie wouldn't look the cop in the eye.
Like Rosie was looking down,
and he wasn't looking at the cop.
Dean points out to me, and he goes,
Sina, did it ever occur to you
that the cop was probably asking questions about him?
Because it probably looked like you beat on Rosie,
and he's like a partner that you abuse,
And he didn't want to look at the cop because he's scared.
And I go, oh my god, I didn't think about it,
but it probably did.
Like, show him how he's looking down.
OK, he's a paracetral cop.
That's on him.
No, no.
Like, look down at your phone like how you work.
I just do it.
I was just doing this and get chat.
No, he was not smiling.
He was like straight face, nothing.
I had the cops like, so how do you know this guy?
He said that?
Yes, he goes, so how do you know this guy?
I'm like, oh, we work together.
And he's like, what do you do for work?
And I said, OK, interesting.
And he's like, how long has it been working for you?
And then I asked her,
Hey, he's attacking you about Rosie.
Yes, I don't look.
That's crazy.
Maybe he does think that I beat on you.
Wow, wait, so what you get to get a warning?
Yeah, because he knew, like when I explained
the reason why I was going that speed,
he was like, oh, okay, I understand.
Like, you're going the speed because of this.
Yeah, okay.
Hey, do we have to pay here?
Oh, what?
I think it says open.
I can't tell.
We didn't have to pay the last time,
but we might have to pay it.
Which is fine.
Hello? Um, how much is this?
Oh, thank you. Okay, I can get out. Give me two seconds.
$10. What is this? Is this like a park?
No, yeah, but I've never...
Oh, okay. Hopefully the deers are here.
What if we do all this and there's no deers?
It's actually a really nice park though.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay.
That's cute.
I suppose you've never been here before.
Yeah, I've never heard of this.
That'll be fun.
Maybe scam, not a deal.
It's a park.
It'll be cool.
Wow!
The first time I got pulled over for speeding, they gave me a ticket!
Really?
Yeah.
I found the link.
Have you ever had a warning?
No, I haven't been straight for a ticket, but it was like 3am.
Maybe they're like, we're just trying to give out tickets.
What do you say to a cop when you pull that out?
Like, give me a...
Okay, so let's say...
Okay, I don't know.
Like...
Ma'am, do you know how fast she was speeding?
No, I'm sorry.
He's that boy.
Who's at 45?
Then you go to 75.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't realize I was going that fast.
You went through three red lights as well.
Oh, I apologize, Officer.
Can I have a warning?
That's what I said, it's like, I've never, I've never had a ticket before. Can I please just have a warning?
Are you practicing what you say to a cop? Yes.
What did you say you say? I just say hello and I like talk in my high-pitched voice and I go.
How many times have you gotten pulled over?
Um, once for speeding and then once because I didn't use my signal.
And I, and I merged in front of a cop without my signal and then he pulled me over and that was a warning.
uh that's good that it was a warning but you got to pull the girl voice you gotta be like
i'm so that was me i'm so sorry sir i won't do it again i apologize yeah but i also i said good
noodle and then and then we told him good noodle yes i said i'm a good noodle i normally have my
idea on me i swear just forgot and he goes it's okay and i said you can check my record i'm a good
noodle i've never had a speed i'm gonna i'm gonna throw us off a cliff guys there's no deer i don't
wait for it wait okay oh there's got to be here there's got I see what I see what I see
what I yeah there's here there's here they're in the shade but they're there
okay okay we can we'll see them I would be so sad this spot was so pretty
like a camping spot yeah it's really actually pretty you can fish over here
too. Oh fishing stream. He said what? Have you done a fishing stream? No, but I want to.
Would you go deep sea fishing? Is that snorkeling? No. Yeah, like in the ocean.
And the waves are fucking crazy. Really? Yeah, be fun. Emily, would you go swim with a great white?
Yes. I want to do it so bad. You're going to Hawaii, right? Yes, and we did it. It's kind of weird with
I think it's going to be so fun though to go.
I think fishing would get a little boring after a little bit.
It just depends.
I feel like you have to have some action or have a few fishing pools going.
So it's worth it.
I don't know if it would be worth a one, it might get boring.
Two, three.
What's wrong?
I think we were debated.
Where'd the deer go?
listen wait where's the deer there was normally there was like 20 deer and they were in this field
no they were real and there's
imagination oh yes yes i don't see him oh i see him right there he's looking at us yeah but there was
Oh, I see him.
Hi!
He's happy.
He's like lying.
He's kind of blending in with a fence like he.
He looks very, uh, kind of new.
He doesn't look like he's trying.
I don't know if you can get closer.
I was literally all I wanted to see.
I was really excited because I felt everybody's coming here.
Oh, it's okay.
It's like Narnia.
because it was the last way so they were just all here everywhere they were everywhere
it was insane there was so many of you wait do you have a picture i have a video a video oh wait
yeah we'll we'll put the video up and we're kind of like it says right now
what was that say this is nice to be outside oh wait is there a tree?
really? is this the thing there? the closer we get the buck might get a letter
sit you want to get more the who? the buck
It's like the alpha-tac.
Nice!
Venison for dinner!
Look, we're going to eat so good today.
We're going to eat so good today!
We're going to eat really good.
Delicious!
Yes!
And then I could actually...
It says it's easy to make, but I could actually make that at home.
That'd be so good.
Wow!
So there's carbonara and then there's like the creamy carbonara which is just like a cream-based.
Wow, delicious.
But it's really good and it's like garlic butter.
Okay, I like garlic.
But you have to cook yours too.
Yes.
Yeah, so you cook your pasta and I'll make mine.
Okay.
So I'll make the udon pasta.
It's right there.
I have the book, no?
No.
I have the book.
I have the chat.
The chat?
Does he have, like, the book?
Yeah, he has, like, the sleep?
Yeah.
Like, sleep.
Wait, what do I get?
Cause as we can.
Without the caring.
And then we come in peace.
Hello, friends.
We come in peace.
Hello, friends.
We come in peace.
Oh, hello, friends.
Hello, dear ones.
How are you?
How are you?
I swear to you, they were like in the morning.
I swear they were like in the morning.
I have nightmares at night, too, and my nightmares are really vivid, as well, and they'll last
so many years.
I made the medicine joke.
They hurt.
Kidding.
We wanted to eat you guys.
Oh, I wouldn't do that.
Oh, they flip flopped away.
But they looked really, really beautiful.
That's my bad guy.
Oh, it's OK.
Come back.
Come back.
Oh, there's a photo of you here.
It's so pretty, a photo of you.
Oh, I have to test my film.
I forgot.
Yes, we'll do the film photo.
Can I hold on?
They look quite tasty.
Yes.
If they don't come out good, I'm a little bit mischievous.
I keep popping this scatter tube open.
I think I did it.
Oh, me first?
Yeah.
Wait, okay, tell me where you're going to stand.
So I can adjust, okay?
I look like a chug.
I wonder where you look so beautiful.
Okay, hold on.
Then let me half press this.
Oh, wait a second.
Oh wait, you need to adjust my shutter speed really fast.
Okay, ready?
That's good.
That's a good one?
Wait, that's cute!
Now what if these come out like shit?
That's gonna be great.
Okay, okay, here.
Okay, do you know where to focus?
Oh, it's so pretty!
Wait, wait, wait.
Focus on your... oh my god, it's so pretty.
I like the stamp you have going.
I like the peace sign.
Cute.
Ready?
Classic what?
You have to get one.
Yeah, come on, get ready.
You ready?
You ready?
I looked at it so little, who did it?
It's not farther away, but it's not.
Yeah, it's super cute.
Hey, smile chat!
Smile chat!
It's those big smiles!
I got that.
Come on, chat!
I got it.
I thought it was a deer, it's a fucking duck.
What the fuck you did?
I guess, but it's not a deer, bro.
Oh my god, I'm a child.
Oh mate.
Thank you.
How many films do you have?
A lot. Do you want to take a photo?
Give a lot?
It can do like 30 photos.
Whoa, really?
Yeah, so you're good.
He has to adjust the height.
Wait, stay there and I'll save you the zoom.
So that way it can focus on me.
Stay there.
Stay there.
Stay right there. Rosie, can you take this photo?
Don't move it, Rosie. Now look through the focus and take the photo.
That's cute, right?
That's cute!
That's not black and white!
The one in high school was a...
That is really crazy.
I came to see it.
I'm excited!
Do you want one of these, Rosie?
Yeah, show some of them.
I accidentally bought an extra one and I can give it to you.
That's so cute!
I'll give it to you.
Oh my God, I can't wait to see.
I know. Hopefully they come out right.
I think it's really fun too because you can play with the different films.
Oh, yeah, what that is. I know it looks so retro. I think it looks so cool and look when you wear it
Look, I look like I know what I'm doing. I know very official
But I don't know what the fuck is on this camera
Look, well now I might take a photo and it might come out terrible
The film might not be wound in here who knows
Yeah, wait, it's thinking the clicky noise I feel like it should be fine, right?
That's what I thought too, actually.
I did a test roll.
No, really?
I remember like, yeah, learning is so many parts.
And then to develop it even harder.
Yeah, and you have to learn like your shutter speed.
Oh, right! ISO!
Yes, ISO.
This one is already set because the film is, it's 400.
Okay, I don't know that so the ISO is set to 400.
Okay, easy.
Aperture!
Whoa!
I'm Aperture!
This camera has an automatic aperture setting.
Aperture!
Or it has a built-in meter that can tell me
if the lighting is too low or too high.
Wow, I love it.
Stay there.
Wait, Emily, Rosie, get in the photo.
Wait, hold on.
That's cute!
Yes, baby, I can't wait to see it.
Chad has the photos too right in case these don't turn out.
Well to be fair they're just seeing us take the photos.
So they're probably like, bitch, I hope it hurts.
Emily, I swear they would be here.
We're going to come back here another day.
Please, no, Senna.
We don't have to.
We really don't have to.
It's OK.
We have to, we have to.
No, we'll do another stream very soon.
And we'll come back here and we'll see the other people.
Yep.
Because they're real.
Really?
What?
Tell her.
Yeah, they're definitely real.
They're definitely real.
Oh my God, Ellie, Ellie!
Oh, they are there! I see them.
Oh, no, no, no, not crazy. Go crazy.
You think we're gonna drive by them in the car?
OK, OK, we'll drive by them.
They look like nice images for now.
And then we're gonna get over there a little bit and we're gone.
They're real!
They're cute!
Oh, Ellie, they're so cute
and there's a bunch of them.
No, no, I believe you, I believe you, I believe you.
Well, we'll go see those ones over there.
That is a lot, Thor is a lot.
I don't know if he does this, he's just...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
And if he's got much phenyl and all this stuff...
No, no, no, no, no.
I didn't do that.
I didn't do that.
I totally believe you.
I don't know if he's phenyl or what.
I'm like, don't believe me.
Okay.
Do you see them?
Yeah, that's real.
That's over there.
Are you sure about that, champ?
Yeah.
Are you sure about that?
Do you see them?
Yeah, that's real, that's over there.
Are you sure they're not branches?
Are you sure they're not branches?
No, no, no, no, it's real.
They're absolute deer, I promise.
I can take them all back.
Right, right.
Oh, this is a beach by the way where they filmed the trailer for the Bonnie and Auntie thing.
Wait, what?
Yeah, we just came out here.
Oh my god, it looks like a real island.
I know, I know.
Oh, that's so cool!
Never the really nice pier here.
And then I saw you had a cameo in the trailer, right?
I did, I died.
Did they kill you?
Yeah, they have a really nice pier.
This is so pretty.
The Bonnie killed me for this letter and she didn't even bring this letter to the island.
Oh, I died for nothing.
Not continuous plot!
What is that called?
Continuities off!
It's interesting.
Rosie, because Rosie knows stuff about film.
So whenever I have a film question, I'm like, Rosie?
Rosie, you wanna know?
Hello.
What's that?
A paddle board.
Yeah, that was interesting.
Ooh, cool.
Would you surf?
Yes, it's fun.
I did it with Emmy like a little bit, but it was like a, it was like fake surfing.
Wow.
Like rural.
It's hard, but have you tried?
No.
I'm scared to drown, but I want to try.
Wait, oh, I don't know why we're walking here.
I just wanted to show you the view.
Oh, yeah, but you're still on the piano.
I thought it was kind of like a nice romantic thing.
We should sit down and enjoy the water behind us.
Oh, and then I can play a song.
Yeah!
All right, I'll find a...
I like this.
And we're getting our steps in.
I like, I just enjoy being out and about.
Dude, so you would love the walks.
They're so fun.
Yeah, this is relaxing.
That one walk, it's cute.
What's that one?
Oh, you need this song.
This is what we gotta play.
Oh, no.
Yes.
We'll sit on the pier.
We'll cue this at the end of the tunnel.
Okay, I love it.
I think they're taking pregnancy control.
Congrats, bitch.
Oh, congrats.
Oh, that's so cute.
Oh, they got jet skis and shit.
Imagine you're pregnant and Sina and Xtra
and we'll walk here next year.
Hey! Hello.
I'm not pleased, though.
What was it right here, the building?
Yeah, it was right there.
Wow, yeah.
Very beautiful.
Look at all this algae.
Oh my God, so thick it's all right.
Yeah, this is what we have here.
Yeah.
It's a little gross.
But it's not a cool thing to push over here.
Wow.
No running mode.
I swear, when we go back there, we'll be here.
Yes, they're there
sit right here maybe. Oh yeah, this is all like this. Oh, or Rosie stands behind us and
and are we looking out? Rosie is this good? Make sure you have your hands back as well.
Well, you need the song?
Emily can you lean back on your right hand and in your left hand center? Oh, yeah, yeah like that perfect. Yeah. Oh, okay
Yeah, that's great. Yeah, that healed. Yeah. Max HP.
This is good vibes. Great. Now we have to break up. No!
No!
We will never break up.
Definitely no.
That was romantic.
They got one stream in 2023, and they won't get another one till 2029.
Man, we're like, OK.
Now we're what I want.
That's what we're doing.
All right.
All right, guys.
No, I'm just kidding.
No, we'll do more stuff, I think.
I actually think we should this year.
Yeah, it's so fun.
I would love to.
It is really fun to do streams with you.
And I'm sad we don't do that now.
My favorite stream was that one day in Hawaii.
It was.
Yes.
That was my favorite thing.
The Goon Cave Day.
It was the best.
Ah, the Goon Cave.
I miss it.
And then we were in the water too.
We were swimming and stuff.
Oh yeah, and I almost drowned, and you had to save me.
Oh my god, yes.
I forgot about me drowning.
I wanted to get that out of my memory.
That was a felt.
Our hands just grazed.
Oh.
Oh.
Ha ha ha ha!
Emily.
So intimate.
Man, I really like Emily.
She's always lovely.
And I get so nervous with love that I'm like,
I don't know how to react. She's like fake blushing. I'm actually blushing. I'm like, I'm like, oh, he's blushing.
Oh, no.
Oh, the deer. The deer.
The deer, yeah, the deer.
Right, the deer, guys.
This tree is so pretty.
Oh, I didn't notice it, yes.
It is very pretty.
It's really pretty because it's white and like, and like barky.
Yeah.
Barky.
No, no, no, that wasn't a bit. No, no, no.
I think there's a bark on it. Oh, wait, there's just a lot of bark on it
You know, you know, take a fucking picture of that
I'm telling you that...
Oh, oh!
Oh, oh!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, with the bottle!
Okay, we'll take a stand of the waterfall.
Um, Mozart.
Yeah, that's him.
Okay.
Mozart!
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
He's right there above you.
He's in the bridge, he's in a bad spot.
Sir, can you position...
Can you reposition to maybe like a better...
Oh, that was a good, that was really good.
It's like, oh my god, what the?
Oh, oh, bite, bite, bite.
I didn't know they did that.
Yeah, one more, get in front of it, me?
Yeah, I don't get it.
Oh shit.
Smile, smile.
Oh, I got to do this.
I'm going to focus on you and the squirrel.
The squirrel, the squirrel.
Okay, this is the squirrel in the front.
Yeah.
All right.
I got it.
Okay, perfect.
It's a blurry extra Emily with the squirrel behind.
Oh, I agree.
Oh, yeah, I know.
We're hungry.
Oh, he's lounging.
Where?
Above.
I'm blinded.
Right above.
Oh, wow.
So cute.
The fuck?
Oh, good for my...
Wow.
Dude, it looks like it's gonna go...
It's green and white. Am I tripping?
Yeah, it's a green-eyed tree.
I just realized it's hollow.
Oh!
Look up there for a whole lot of the bottom.
And it opens up the top.
Wait, it's probably the screws that will harm.
Wait, okay.
We're not gonna steal your nuts, bro.
There's another goon cave!
Wait! It's a goon cave 2.0!
Oh my god, what if there's a thing that pops out?
Oh, here.
Stay there.
Stay there.
Do the light.
Do the light.
Oh!
Oh!
What's in there?
What's in there?
Oh my god, extra Emily Unson.
I found another cave.
Goon cave 2.0!
Another goon cave!
Fuck!
Is it a snake?
Wait, what?
I see eyes.
I'm scared!
Wait, what?
I see eyes.
I'm scared!
Wait, what?
I'm scared. Wait what? No, I'm never kidding.
If I would have been a snake, that would have been really cool.
But actually I realized how dumb that is that we're getting close to that.
Did you guys guess it up? No. No, because the deer are gone.
No one heard. The meds were all...
Oh yeah, yeah, or maybe it just means...
There was a maximum three.
There was a maximum three.
There's so many deer!
I've never seen so many deer.
I just love deer.
Yeah, yeah.
There's two!
Oh!
Okay!
Okay!
Are you sure?
Oh!
Seven!
Seven!
7? 8, 9, 10.
8, 9, 10.
What? What? What? What?
Peel. Peel. Peel.
See one?
Are they tree stumps?
It looks like tree stumps.
Wait, I think I see them.
Oh, such a good job.
No, no, this is, um...
Look, they're real.
And there's a book they all cannot use.
Okay, yeah! Yeah, that's it!
Yeah!
It's gonna fuck my age mark.
No, it's cool.
I do see two.
Oh, one of these.
Wow!
They're so big.
We're about to see a little thing of it.
Yeah, there is one.
Wow, that is a big boy.
They love to meet dead in there.
There's one like here.
They're eating grass?
Is that what they're doing?
Yeah.
Wait, when we drive, do you think we'll see them closer?
We'll see them closer. Yeah, see them better.
See them and it's pissing me off
So look at that building up there, what is that?
If that's a house that is crazy, that's like a boogey ass house
I want to know who lives there. That is insane. Oh, yeah
I know
They're saying W dates and all.
That is a cute date.
We go watch The Sunset with Deer.
It was pretty romantic, wasn't it?
Right, with the Deer, of course.
And then now we're going to get dinner.
You want to watch a scary movie after?
Yeah, it's cook dinner.
Watch a movie.
Oh, that sounds like heaven.
Emily, that's what we should do.
We should just go on a date every time we stream together.
And we'll find new date spots.
OK.
Well, I guess I'll face you, Megan.
Does she go there?
Okay.
Did she do that?
She knows me so well already.
She knows the facial I'm making.
Don't call them that.
What, not a facial?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Does he get the camera ready?
I swear.
It's ready.
Okay, okay, okay, go, go, go.
Yeah, see them.
No, let's see.
They were there! They were there! They were!
Look! Look at these! Look at these!
I'll put my car on comfort, so I drive very quiet.
Don't talk. It doesn't come to me right here.
Come here. Come on.
That's a Bambi.
Hi Bambi.
Come here. Come here.
I guess I'll just have to stop talking about it for a second.
I don't want to be a baby.
Oh my God.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
That's my little spanky little attitude.
Okay, fine.
I'm gonna stay.
Okay, I don't know what's happening to you, but there's like so many in the field now.
So when it gets dark in it, I mean, I'm not with you.
It was just a little community's idea.
And it was randomly out here and crazy.
I don't see a thing.
Oh, there's another one.
Crossing the road.
Was it weird that our camera was better zoomed?
The fuck?
This thing's out of zoom enough.
You need to get one of those gigantic lenses.
Sorry.
Emily, I now believe in...
She's alright.
Emily, I'm gonna go home and I'm gonna open those in my medication.
That was a 45 year old bulimic man that caused you to...
No it was not!
He was real.
He was a black crawl in all fours.
He was, he was real.
He's a paybacker, I haven't crawled in all fours outside.
He wasn't real. Oh my god, H-Mart is four. Is that okay?
Yeah, it's probably gonna be a little bit trouble. This is why I like you Emily.
It is worth it. You're down for a driving segment.
And we can yap. I feel like we're great yappers, right Chaps?
We do yap. We yap yap yap. But that's kind of nice though.
Yes. Emily, what we need to do is we need to compete with Bonnie and Arcee and do 24 hours in the wilderness.
I don't know about that.
You
So what are you back here 24 hours you wouldn't do it sit on segment. Oh, no. Oh, oh is that what it is?
Right, right. So that's what it is, huh?
That was actually like I don't know what I was like, yeah, I can't tell you for content. So then I'm not gonna do 24 hours
What does that mean? What's I'm thinking?
He fucking switched. Oh my god. Hey, she went Hollywood, and then she's
So it was those O.T.K. numbers boy
O.T.K. numbers
I don't have ever done one. I've only done marathons. Oh, yeah
My my chat wants me to do one, but I think I have other plans this year a 24-hour
Other than that. Oh, I did that. Yeah. Are you gonna do any marathons or anything?
But but maybe yeah, like
Yeah, that's not how I go. I have a few things in the works that I have already.
Thank you for the 5, W5. Well, it'll be, I don't know. I feel like Emily, we should do a gaming marathon.
I did say that I think you're the best gamer in care.
Oh, Emily. You just lie on my behalf.
No, I think she's the best gamer in care.
Over agents?
Yeah.
Oh.
And nobody's on stage.
Emily, you're kind of right.
Right?
Yeah.
Because, like, rage, but rage doesn't even game.
Yeah.
I'm pretty good.
I'm second best.
I agree.
I got third in Tetris.
I actually agree.
I do agree.
Actually, no, Emily, I think you're better than me.
And I'm second.
Oh, stop.
Yeah.
No, Emily, I think you're better than me.
Because I've watched you play Tetris and it's kind of crazy.
Stop it, Senna.
Thank you.
It's probably the hottest thing about you.
Oh my God, my Tetris movement.
It's your Tetris movement, Sam.
Thank you.
I'm not gonna lie, I did watch your whole tournament.
Really?
Yeah, I watched the whole thing.
Aw, thank you so much.
Because it was so good, and I was watching you fight,
and then remember when you beat Manday
in the beginning?
Yes.
Monday?
And I thought he was so, oh, he was great.
He was great at it, yes.
I was like, good job, Manday, that was harder than,
you did better than I thought.
I was like so curious, people were saying
to go to his chat, so I clicked on his chat,
Chat was calling him the Danish E-Rob. So the first time I ever met the guy felt so bad
But I typed in his chat. I typed the wall Danish E-Rob.
LOL Danish E-Rob!
Yeah, and then and then they were all like no way they were shitting on him.
Oh my god. No, I remember it. That was so funny. Like, well, imagine we called Danish E-Rob.
Your E-Rob. That would suck. But yeah, that was really funny. You watched all of it.
Yeah, I did. I watched when you lost.
Yeah, but you didn't really I mean to be very you didn't stream before that though, right?
Which was so yeah, explain to me how you were a coach
How is what you were a coach? Yes? I was I was a trainer for a day
And how much did he get done? He did three sets of exercises. Yeah, what were they called?
He did lap pull down. Yeah. Oh my god, wait. She knew the name. Okay. Yeah leg curls. Yeah, okay
What's the other one?
I know because we didn't like the other day and he told me that you moved.
Good girl, bad girl.
Oh wait, I've done good girl, bad girls before.
Okay, those are good because you feel it right in your cheeks.
I love it, yes.
The bad girl.
Yes, the bad girls, okay.
It feels so good.
Chad, have you ever done bad girls in the gym?
You know, if you're a girl especially, it feels like your ass is getting juicier by the second.
Doesn't it?
Yes, it does, it does.
It feels like it's getting bigger and bigger every time I do it.
Let's pick it up with every pump.
That's literally what it feels like.
It's so good.
But how's it do gyms enough?
Um, I went a lot this week.
I tried to go like three times a week at minimum.
But this week I went four.
Whoa!
Yeah, I was pretty good this week.
That's very good.
I was.
And I ate very good this week because I'm very proud of myself.
Oh yeah, Senna!
Do you like, uh, do you like do weights the whole time?
Do weights?
Yeah, like muscle.
Oh yeah!
That's my favorite.
I love lifting weights.
Really?
Yeah.
I hate cardio.
Do you like cardio?
I do.
I like running, kind of.
Emily, you know what I wanted to do that you inspired me?
What?
You know the walk-a-thon that you did?
Oh, yes, in New York.
I wanted to do that one day because I wanted to get my steps in.
You should try.
It's really not that bad.
I think I walked like 25K.
Wait, how much was it for that?
30K?
That's five.
Yeah, 30K steps.
And then...
That's fun.
Yeah, 30k steps, and then...
I would do that.
I was a little tired at the end.
I was like, I'm over it.
But it's like, you do get your 32k.
You do get your steps in.
Oh my god, bitch.
You don't actually remember that you did.
What?
I remembered your running one,
where your bitch ass did not run.
Oh my god, do you remember that?
I had a runathon.
First of all, I had live, a live GPS.
So then chat could find me if they wanted to.
Wait, I think I'm about to die.
Yes, and the chat, like, they were spamming me.
Siv, please, can you please call Emily?
I'm putting DMs.
I'm putting DMs.
Wait, I can't, if something happens, you are fucked.
So like, I need you to not.
And you ended up running in like the darkness, too, in the woods.
And I was like, bitch, what are we doing?
Oh, wait, look at the sunset.
So pretty. Oh my God!
It's like the barky sunset.
Wow.
Yep, are we back?
Oh, it's probably a bit right.
It's probably a bit right, because of the battery.
Let's get out of here soon.
Wow.
Beautiful.
It's so gorgeous.
Also, it's really nice to have sunsets.
Emily, I know you remember our backyard.
I want to leak where that house is,
I want to show them the backyards so bad.
The address is good.
I mean, I kind of can, right?
Yeah, we don't live there anymore.
2905 Apennedy Cove, hey.
What else?
Hey, if anybody bit a 2905 Apennedy Cove, that shit hit, bro.
That was a good ass address.
But what was in our back yard?
It was when we had the golf course behind us.
The sunset would go over and it was gorgeous.
Gorgeous.
Actually, that address is already deleted.
Oh, no!
Who did that?
I probably watched.
It was probably watched.
Oh, is it hit-markering?
Oh, sorry.
Sorry, chat.
Hold on.
It's the cable.
That's okay.
Sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
Uh-oh.
I didn't do that at all.
Are we good now, chat?
We good?
No problem.
Hitmarker
Oh, but yeah, so it's like it's like one HP so whenever they do the only tens it's cuz they're taking HP damage
Is that better guys?
Oh my god, where is this road?
Where are we going?
What the heck?
Guys, we might F because I don't know where the fuck we are.
Uh oh.
You got a little distracted.
No, I didn't get distracted.
Do you see where this turn is?
Oh, what's up?
It's a driveway.
Yeah, what is this?
You can go through.
It's a road.
So that's 50.
It's a one-way driveway because they close the other road.
What do you mean?
Is this a?
Yeah.
Yes.
No, it's a road.
Oh wow.
That's cool.
Where are we?
I don't know where we are.
Wait, I'm not going to the map.
Easy. You see right here?
Oh you know what? I'm true.
It's a road. Are we still in Austin?
Oh, over here!
Wilmal, surprise road trip.
Oh my god, Emily, how mad would you be if I ever picked you up one day and I said, Wilmal, surprise road trip.
I cleared your schedule.
I would be pleasantly surprised.
I'd be like, wherever I go, if it was Senna, then it's fine, and I would be happy.
So if I pick you up one day, we're driving all the way to Colorado.
I just need my, uh, my, my pit stops, my bathroom stops.
Okay, we can go to Bucky's.
I love Bucky's.
Bucky's is sick.
We have to go to Bucky's.
But here's the thing though, when you get the food, do you like the food of Bucky's?
That's the best thing.
That's literally the only thing that's good there.
Yeah, everything else is kind of good.
Yes, the pull-porks are just mid.
Yeah, mid.
Oh, it's the banana pudding.
Oh, wait.
I have a good banana pudding.
I'm starving!
Wait, yeah, now I started thinking about the banana pudding and it's so good.
I'm so hungry, guys!
Can't we get a burger on the way to Asia?
Shake, chef.
You want to do a shake sack?
A segment, Emily?
No, I feel bad.
No, because we're going to cook.
Emily, we did a shake sack for them the other day.
It's not hard.
What did you say?
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake that.
I forgot the cords.
The free shake.
You get free shake?
Yes, no, we went to Shake Shack and they gave us a free stuff.
But I accidentally showed all the QR codes like a dingus.
Wait till you think chat.
Are we going down?
Yeah, she's giving away already.
No.
Oh, that we didn't, you're like, it was blurry, it was blurry.
Surely no one, no one's lost that.
Emily, we could eat at H Mart, we can grab a snack.
Oh, yeah, the food cart.
Oh, I may be that.
In the food cart.
Maybe we'll get a little snack.
Ooh, like self-adviator.
Wait, what was the thing we got the last time, the OK dog?
Yeah, it's like a little hot dog, but I don't like them anymore.
What?
They're like, they're like the cheesy dogs.
You switch.
I'm not really a fan.
You fucking switch.
Usually they're like kinda mid.
You like the okay dogs?
That's the first place.
Wait, why did she say that?
Like I'm like a poor person.
Which is like, oh, you like that?
You like the okay dogs.
Oh, yeah, it's like, oh, I've moved on, but like, ooh.
Did you switch up on the okay dogs?
I think it's because I had some in LA and they were horrible.
And then I think it ruined it for me.
Like it just was not good.
Drama!
But we can, what else do they have there?
That giant katsu, that wad used to get the pasta.
We can get sushi, they have sushi.
They do, I might get like a bowl.
And then a yummy drink.
I don't think we've ever done an H-mart segment.
Yeah, I don't think so.
Wait, on your channel?
No, have you?
Maybe like once to like Instacart or something.
When I was an Instacart driver.
Remember when I first moved here after you'd watch yeah, and you guys were like
And just got like lunch and it was so good yeah our apart is crazy. There's like a whole food court. Yeah, it's like
Sorry chat
Oh, the area?
We don't know my streaming area so it could be.
We're all embedded now.
Chat, it could be the area, I think.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I may have to do that.
More heels, please.
You don't know, babe,
when you hold me,
And kiss me so we it's the sweetest thing. Why is my rear view mirror and your bone kiss to me?
More heels
Is it good now are they max
They push you damn Emily if you say that it makes me really sad. We haven't done more stuff together
No, we have to wait till 2029
It has to be three years.
Guys, sorry.
Guys, gotta be patient.
So in 2029, neither of us will start a family.
We'll all be doing the same things.
To be honest with you, I have no intention of having a family for 2029.
At all.
Oh.
In three years?
Yeah, no way neither.
I don't think I could.
Starting a family?
No.
Yeah, no way.
I think I would need at least minimum five.
Yes, minus five years.
Five years, I'll be like, okay, then I can talk.
But three years is too soon.
I agree.
Three years is way too soon.
Like, and also, it's just like,
I feel like I'm such an idiot now.
Like a brain dead chocolate bite.
Can you imagine me raising a kid in three years?
Maybe someday.
Okay, yeah, nice.
But I'm not open to it,
but if you ask me currently right now,
don't want to know.
Then no, because I'm focused on my job.
Yeah, exactly. What about you?
Yeah, I want kids eventually, but definitely not now.
That's what I am. I'm like, eventually, but not now.
And then sometimes I look at my cats and I go,
oh, would I want to put Mushi through dealing with a baby?
No. Mushi.
Mushi would not like a kid. He'd be so annoyed.
He would be like, yes, Mushi would be like,
this is my mom. This is not your mom.
Like, he's so attached to the hip.
Oh, they have Mushi playing games.
So cute.
And also the other thing too is like,
you can't cook the way that I cook if you have kids.
What does that mean?
Cause kids are fucking picky.
Ooh, you have to give them gerbers.
Yeah.
Gerbers.
You have to get some gerbers.
They're little baby food.
They're fuck ass baby food.
Yeah, like, ooh, she wants to eat that.
I'm saying eat a grown man sandwich.
Eat a hamburger.
Where's your steak?
Where are you eating some gerbers?
Yeah, for real.
Where's your steak?
Yeah, where's your steak?
Where's your pasta, girl?
You're saying I'm picky, I'm not that picky.
Emily.
Yes.
You are kind of picky.
But I can eat everything.
I just won't like it.
You're not a chicken nugget girlfriend, are you?
What does that mean?
Like you eat like chicken nuggets and fries at most restaurants?
No.
I eat pasta.
That's different.
Do you only eat like Alfredo and Ritzos?
Pasta?
Yeah, only Ritz.
I only get marinara sauce.
Who hates pesto?
Pesto is so bad, it tastes horrible.
What even is pesto?
If you had a bad pesto, it could root pesto for the rest of the life.
Yeah, I didn't know that.
Have you eaten a seafood boil?
No. Emily, Emily, Emily, oh my god.
New fun simile idea.
Uh huh.
We're gonna go take you to try new foods.
Yes.
I hate them all.
We never had a seafood boil, right?
No.
We could go get a seafood boil.
Yeah, I've never had that.
What if that wouldn't be like chicken up?
Yeah, the bag.
And then you eat it and you dip it in butter.
And you suck the meat out of the leg.
I don't want to do the motion because it looks kind of crazy.
What was that?
That sounds really good.
It is really.
Do you like crab?
I like butter.
So then, can I dip all the seafood in the butter?
Oh my gosh.
Do you like shrimp?
That's fine.
But the butter, like, I like dipping crabs, like crab meat into butter.
Wait a minute, Emily, how do you eat your steak?
Medium rare?
Okay, okay, save, save, save, save, save.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Wait, isn't the worst that I've had?
I almost pulled over and kicked you out of my car.
Madden, I said well done.
No, if you would have said well done, I would have had to stop talking to you.
Oh, never mind.
No, I mean well done is the worst, but people in chat should like well done somehow.
That's disgusting.
It's like eating leather.
Leather?
Yes, it's so chewy.
I don't think I've ever had a well-done steak.
It's either really raw or medium rare.
Emily, you should have had the fire steak that we made over with the fire pit outside.
Okay, you do that right?
Yes, and it was so good.
It was medium rare.
You liked it, right?
That's so good.
Oh my God.
My mouth is watering.
Oh no, we had to stop filming because we had to eat it.
I'm starving.
Okay, okay, we will get us that because otherwise you will be hungry and we have to drive all the way home
Yeah, and then we and then call us cooking pay like an hour
Yeah, depends on what you want in it
Like do you want do you want a cutlet like a pork cutlet and you're carbonara?
You don't you can do it. I can do it for you
Normally I do chicken cutlets like I put katsu and then I fry it and then I chop it up and I lay it over top of the udon
Oh my god, I don't even know. Wait, like how much extra time did that add?
Um, I can, I can, I can do it, quick enough.
We'll say no more!
I will, I'll make it work, I'll make it work.
Really?
Yeah, I'll make it work.
Oh, how about while you're doing the second comment, I'll be doing my spaghetti.
Okay, deal.
We'll be like, we'll be like multitasking.
And it'll be really good.
I forgot about your spaghetti.
Oh, yes. Don't forget my delicious spaghetti marinara parmesan dish.
I haven't signed for that.
Yeah
You're not eating any of the
Yes, I don't have enough Rosie. I'm so sorry
It's kind of like a simile date thing like you don't want to like eat on our date
Normally he does eat but I feel like you can't eat if I go on a date. That's kind of crazy. Yeah, it's just a us thing. Yeah, it's a simile
No, maybe there's like some leftovers like there's like a noodle left on like the plate
Yeah.
That may like a scrap.
Oh, it's oil!
Man, I would say we can invite Zola over, but he doesn't want to eat the food.
He said, don't make it.
Okay, yes, that's what I'll do.
I'll make a chicken cutlet.
I'll cut the cutlet.
And I'll make the creamy carbonara udon.
That's amazing.
I don't have pancetta.
And then what's that?
You need bacon.
Oh, what the heck?
It's like a cured type of meat.
Pancetta.
That's really salty that you can put in carbonara, but the problem is everybody gonna see when you see it carbonara is like
It's not cream. It's butter, but it's called like creamy carbonara for a reason like you kind of change it wait
What is what does H mar have like the udon noodles? Yeah, okay, so that's why we're gonna go to H mar
Just cuz I don't want on risk going away. Yeah
And we can get caught through stuff too and this stuff for your spanny of course the salmon
I think we're doing too many things chat. We have to wait. We're cooking too many things wait
Okay, ask them do they not want the udon and do they want the salmon instead?
Well, I think they want like both
So they want the salmon the udon and spaghetti
You know, I think it's worth just making everything
Because just in case you have like plenty left over. Okay, so do you think I could make the udon at home? Yes
Okay. If you make spaghetti, you can make this udon, yes. A thousand percent you can make it.
Whatever, whatever I can learn.
Yeah, and there's like more, like there's more choices that way, you know?
Wait, what did you say Rosie?
Just make everything.
Make?
There's more choices.
Maybe, maybe can we do salmon and udon? Cause I do too much pasta.
Okay, so you, do you, wait, hold on, hold on, back up. What do you mean you do too much pasta? Explain that to me.
explain that to me. Like I've been eating pasta for the past three days and I like I really like
udon but then it's like the same variation. Oh I thought you meant like you cook too much pasta.
Yeah yeah exactly. Oh oh you do okay. Yeah so then it's like if I do salmon then at least it's like
a little bit of variety. Okay so how about this we do another stream suit and you have to make
me your your spaghetti. Okay I like that. We'll go out for a day we'll do an excursion and then
at the end I'll make you my spaghetti. Deal. Okay my spaghetti is so easy it's just
Spaghetti marinated on top and an apple. It's like nothing special
Wait, I was gonna say we can turn on the lights too
Yeah, it's so it's special because you made it, you know udon is noodles though, right? Yeah, it is pasta
So you're just eating more pasta. That's good. That's good, but then but we'll do the salmon as well
So then it's like salmon and pasta so that salmon's like so you don't want chicken
Yeah, no chicken. How about that?
Yeah, no chicken. Just salmon and pasta.
Boom!
I think it's worth making the chicken.
Oh, no you won't have to make the chicken.
Here's the thing, but I just don't think being a really mean chicken.
I think it's worth making it.
Oh, wait, I don't need that chicken.
So she can try it. She can try it that way.
I mean, well, it's Simba's call because Simba has to make the chicken.
Okay, for Rosie?
Emily, you have to help me.
I've got an oven and cod to at home, so...
Oh, oh, I can still help. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna make you help me. Okay, but you'll have fun. Yes
And Rosie there. I'll get chicken, but I'm just gonna pop make enough for me and Emily
Yeah, sorry, I think I'm like child high school caught you cuz one time I got I like got lunch with someone
It was caught doing the lunch was like so awkward and then I hate it caught
Wait, wait, wait, hold on spill the tea on the lunch like the I think it's like one of those things were like the guy
I think it's a date but then you don't think it's a date and then you're just like
Talking like normal, but then he thinks it's a date and I'm like, oh my god. This cost us
So this combo sucks us to that's so awkward
Emily when you were in school
Did you ever have a guy do the thing where he comes here and goes?
I have a friend that likes you and you're like, oh who's the friend and they're like somebody who you know
Who you're really close with and really they're talking about themselves. Yes. Yes, I never got that
Why don't we talking about you never had happened to you I don't think and it
was really awkward but it's better than the alternative of the guy who asked me
out and then he said it he got it okay yeah he did that was that one was bad
that was very mean of him I don't know why he would say that yeah but yeah I
think back on that sometimes that I'm like and you know crazy he's he's
messaged me since oh yeah the guy yes and then like now it switches up you're
You're doing amazing.
Hope you're doing well.
I'm like, you little bitch.
Oh, he's trying to get another chance.
Yeah, but I didn't say that, though.
I didn't stand on it.
It must be nice.
I didn't stand on it at all.
Oh my god, Emily, we're near our old house.
I already leaked the address.
It doesn't matter.
Wait, we are.
I mean, literally, this is the shopping center
we went to all the time.
Hello, 2905.
I'm a Nini Emily.
This was your dream, Emily.
Oh my god, 2905.
I'm a Nini Cocoa.
Oh my god, that was my dream.
Wait, is it true?
Okay, so what happened after we moved out?
Like they decreased the rent or what?
It's significantly.
That's crazy.
By like a third, they decreased the rent.
What?
Those little bitches, yes.
Oh yeah, because I was considering moving that.
What?
I think.
No, not in this house.
I think those bitty stories,
like that's their old house.
We should consider this.
Really?
Oh my God, wait, you were right.
Wait, so how much is it now?
Um, I think it's way cheaper.
Yeah, but the problem was it had all the issues in it,
remember?
it remember though it was it was broken so I think they lowered it because so
many stuff is broken and the agency wouldn't fix it it wasn't our fault
yeah um so we were like okay well if you're not gonna fix it then fuck you
yeah we had so many issues I think like our garage door wasn't working and then
the pool was green did Emily do you remember when you open to the door I
I talked on stream to the guy on stream. Yes. I did it until I saw like
Messages of the oh my god. I think I did that. Oh
My god, and you don't know what we were I was home. I'm saying I'm getting ready to live
watching Emily's dream and the doorbell rings and I'm like I have her stream on she's like on her phone
And I see her walkers right now. There's no way she's about to do what I think she's about to do
There's no fucking way. She un-mutes like it's unmuted opens the front door and goes hello
Like on-street open with the front door open and the guy goes hi is this
But then but either way he opens the door which you don't know who it is like it could be a viewer anybody
This motherfucker opens the door and then the guy goes I can say the address now
He goes sorry ma'am. Is this two nine zero four?
or Anthony Niko, and she goes, oh no, that's next door.
And then she mutes.
I could say.
Yeah, she mutes after she says that, says goodbye or whatever,
and then goes out and goes, oops.
And then later on, me and Waz, right?
Because we don't even know.
I hear others from her mods that are messaging me, mind you.
And her mods are like, hey, you need to unpublish the video.
And I'm like, Emily.
And Emily goes, oh, I didn't think that I should say anything,
though.
She goes, because he didn't say our actual address.
He said, the next door neighbor's an actress.
And I was like, oh, that's not us.
Yes, and she goes, it's fine,
because he didn't say our actress.
I was like, Emily, no!
I know, and then, I think there's another time I got
because I showed my Uber app.
And then, I did not realize that,
when you show the Uber app,
like the go is like where you are.
And I was like, wait a minute,
I'm in our place, but like the go is like your bubble.
She goes, guys, look,
Uber is this far away and then she turned it, oh I forgot about that, oh my god, I totally forgot.
Yeah, so that was, but that's why I'm living alone now.
Yeah, but that makes me sad sometimes and like, cause I did like living with you.
Yeah, it was very fun.
Do you like being alone or do you miss roommates?
I like living alone, I think cause also I'm like pretty messy, but it's like also nice to be around people.
But for me, it's like because I'm so loosey-goosey with stuff. I'm like it's probably for the best
Yeah, I will say that like I feel like our friendship not having to worry about that
Oh my god one of this person pulled over and said, sorry
Um is our friendship is a lot better now without the stresses of like that. Yes, I agree being a problem
I mean, I always heard like you should never live with your friends because
because there could like problems could arise.
I think it depends.
Like I've always said there are,
I have some friends that are like some of my best friends
and I wouldn't live with them.
But I think that they're awesome
and I have nothing against them.
I wouldn't live with them
because I think we would just be so different.
Uh-huh, 100%.
But that does make me really sad
because I didn't miss living with them.
I know, they have a nice house too.
I know, oh my God and the view.
And I would make the spin was to be
and I would go sit on the top deck.
Oh, well yeah, yeah, I'm sad.
We would go up there, and it was so nice.
Yes.
Damn, those were really the fucking days.
I got to chat.
Extra Emily, didn't you commit to cleaning your house
on a gym stream?
Maybe, but it takes time.
And mind your business.
It takes time to clean, OK?
You can't just do it in one place.
Emily, please.
Rosie, I tried to pitch her because we
did it at our old house, where we were on her desktop,
and me and Waj went into hazmat suits,
and we went in her room, and we cleaned it.
And it was fun.
I want us to clean Emily's room on street.
You can see the monster under the bed.
That Rosie hasn't seen the monster yet.
Well, nothing I have.
We did.
You did?
We did the segment.
We did the segment.
I mean, yes, did us all.
Did you see it too?
Yeah.
We came into your house and we saw it.
I'm showing everyone.
Your monster's really getting around.
Yes, for real.
I'm showing everyone the monster, huh?
Great, great.
I think at least 20 people have seen it so far.
That's crazy.
Awesome.
Yeah, and you had that when you lived with me?
Yeah, but it was like in like a drawer
Like I don't use that. I don't use the monster. Okay. It's like it's literally just a monster under the bed
But right now it's like it's like such a mean you have to keep it. What's the most ever not under the bed?
It used to be in the drawer. It was in the drawer in the old house and then never
So you just picked it up and threw it under the bed?
Yes.
So you mean to tell me that you've moved now, what, twice?
Yeah.
And even when you moved to Austin because you never used a thing, you thought, hmm, I'm
still going to bring it?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't believe she would do that.
Like, just because it's funny.
No.
But she would do that.
Because at the time, it was never shown.
It wasn't shown to the apartment.
So the monster in the drawer didn't even...
Oh, wait.
It was a hidden monster up until the apartment, meaning she traveled with it and it wasn't
a strain bed.
Yeah, but I didn't use it it's it's just it's just a monster. I'm gonna bet that's like Leslie's guitar
I feel like I feel like the light y'all to me right now or elvin like I'm like says no, I'm hmm. Well, no my favorite
Insane story that is kind of inappropriate of when you and I live together is when me and watch while the couch downstairs
you didn't know that we were home and we all went out drinking and then you came
back I think before us and you forgot that we so you came downstairs and you're
under she goes she's like a brawn panties and there's people over like me
watch I think video right no what bitch no you did not have a shirt on are you
serious really no you did not have a shirt on you came down there and then
you go oops and then you walked to the kitchen grab you because you already
committed you've walked to the kitchen grab your fucking food and then you went
back upstairs you said good night guys
crazy it was crazy but it was funny because we knew that I think you had
been drinking like we had all gone out and so we knew that you like I think it
didn't realize that people were there so nobody cared that they're on oh that's
funny but like it was just so crazy. That's so funny. Yeah. Wait I didn't know I didn't have a t-shirt on. That's a little diabolical. No you can't. I feel like if it was a t-shirt it wouldn't be that's fine but without a t-shirt it's insane. You could have came downstairs in a bra and underwear.
It was like a little roulette and some panties and you were like, oh my god. Hi guys
Yeah, I mean that is fair
To be fair, I used to remember how my bathroom was outside of my bedroom
Yes, I used to sometimes run nude from my bedroom to my bathroom
Yes, and I would get so scared
I have to poke my little head out and make sure that was and you were not in the living room and then
I just didn't want to get caught, but like what am I supposed to do?
Yeah, no you have to, you have to just sprint.
That's what I'm saying, like there's no other place I can go, so it's like okay, well I'm going to run.
I'm making it a little easier, but then I was learning new, I found out that Bonnie does that in her house.
Oh she does?
She said this on stream, so I'm not leaking, but she said, yeah sometimes she showers upstairs and then she needs to change in her stream room.
So she was like, yeah sometimes I just run all the way up the stairs.
Yeah, but then she's working in my my room blood ass naked and I'm like
Me naked
We were to be fair we were like oh everybody can go in the bathroom and shower and then we kept walking in the bathroom
Do you remember the cream pie that was on the floor in the shower yes
Yeah Bonnie was in the shower and I told her I was like no one's gonna walk in and I forgot she was in there so I walk in.
Oh yeah.
And Bonnie's literally like this, she's nude, covering her face, her body, and she's touching her foot against the cream pile on the floor and she's just sitting up.
What is this?
What is this for you?
Was it at El Rila?
Insane timing.
Hello!
Come on, Emily.
We're at H-Mart, guys!
Yes!
We made it!
We're at H-Mart, guys! Yes! We made it!
Wow! This feels really at home, right? It feels like an Asian market.
Yeah, do you come here often? No, I haven't been here in like years.
Really? Yeah. Since we would go?
Yeah, I didn't go since the last house.
Emily, no!
This used to be our squad.
Okay, it's fine. We'll get good food.
I'm so excited.
It's also like pretty close to my apartment, so I should probably come here more.
I will come here for Udon after today.
I'll make my own Udon.
Oh, to make stuff?
Yes.
Did you know you can do it at H1M?
What? Really?
Yes.
That's pretty cool.
They literally delivered it to my house.
You can actually do it at H1M.
What?
That's so nice.
No joke.
So if you want to...
If you want to go on action, so you don't have to come to get actually over the stuff, yeah, okay, okay
Which is so easy. Oh my god becoming a chef
So they're teaching me how to be a chef chef Emily and you're gonna be making good food
Oh my god, it's something you're gonna go on a date and you can make them food. Oh
Okay, yeah, I didn't like you. Okay. I'll make it for Santa
Wait, okay. That's a good day. Okay, you can learn cooking and then you come back and show me we were yes
Give me a few months. I will
months I don't have months for a meal
months for a meal yet
what?
oh my god oh my god
wait Emily we're gonna get max heels
ready?
it's so romantic
wait
is that a line for that?
this, look
can we stand on this?
W. Gay couple.
How do we look?
Right.
Wait, hold on.
You need another one.
Emily, may I?
Yes!
Yes!
Ah!
Whoa!
That was amazing!
I wish it was more exciting than under the moon.
Oh my god, that was amazing.
Oh, here's some sushi.
Oh my god, I wish I had that hunger in me.
hell no I wouldn't I wouldn't do it on a whim yeah exactly yeah
see she wasn't that bad during my birthday I thought there's gonna be
like fights and stuff no I thought it was really fun yeah mayonnaise chicken
What's something you live like?
Uh, no reason.
We're so amazing.
Oh, it's okay.
It's corn, it's corn, so amazing.
That hits.
We're so amazing.
Yeah, wait, is the pun or is it?
I mean, it's like, it's corn. So amazing.
I don't know.
I don't know the project.
It's corn, so amazing. It's corn.
So amazing. Yeah, yeah, two separate like phrases. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's making a lot of sense
Not hitting the whip
Teams on the TV
They're gone. Oh, this is jaw-bock tall peak height
What is it?
Jopak, Tteokbokki, Tteokbokki, Tteokbokki, Tteokbokki, Tteokbokki, and Tteokbokki, right?
Wait, have you been to that late night Korean spot that we've been going to?
Where?
Oh, everyone put you on the line.
What is it?
I want to know.
We can go eat late night one day and eat the cheesy Tteokbokki things that you eat and
it's really good.
Oh, look how good this is.
Do you want to eat?
Maybe we can get that one, share that one.
That one, show that one.
A Roppoky?
Oh, they have brown there too.
They have cheese to poke.
Okay, I'll show you that.
Okay, I'll show you.
Okay, I think you want, what kind of cheese do you want?
I think it's a Roppoky.
Probably like, this big.
Okay.
But if it's three of us splitting it, I think that's fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's split one.
Cause one of us is we're gonna take a whole.
Yes.
I would.
We'll get cheese topoky.
Yum, babe.
Topoky.
Yes.
Why did somebody in...
named Hannah in my chat just write,
I mean this in a non-creepy man way,
but Sinna's boobs are slay.
Oh my God, yes!
So slay.
W. Gurley in the chat.
That is very sweet.
Oh no, they're saying, oh no, they didn't want to be seen.
Sorry Hannah, my bad.
That's my fault.
Oh, my God!
Oh, so, so good.
Thank God.
Hello.
Can you leave me a few?
This one that I'm going to reach.
I don't know what you want.
So, we're smoky, right?
Should we just share this?
Or is it not?
I thought you wanted the one with the wrong end, too.
How big are they?
Because I don't eat too much.
Because I want to save my appetite.
It's like this.
Oh, that's enough for me.
So you just do one?
Yeah.
Okay, I'll do the one.
I got it.
I got it.
I'm gonna cut it, guys.
So sweet.
I'm just gonna get it.
No, don't worry.
Thank you so much.
Here, I'll get a drink.
No.
Wait, I'm not thirsty.
You said what?
I'm not thirsty.
You don't want to talk to me.
You're famous and it's an okay dog.
All these big-ass four-dogs, bro.
They're so good.
One of these?
What do you mean, which one do I get?
I don't get some bullshit hot dog in it.
I get the one with straight cheese.
Oh, mozzarella dog.
A mozzarella cheddar dog.
I miss it so much. It's been so long.
Okay, this is pretty good.
I used to get a tailed mozzarella dog in New York.
Can we do one?
Yeah, yeah, do you want one?
Yeah.
I think we just get one and we try it.
Okay.
Hi!
Can I please do one?
Oh, we're gonna cheat it.
Wow.
No.
We're gonna run and run.
Crispy.
What is that?
Oh, it's like the bala.
I thought that would taste kind of better.
Yeah.
Okay.
Wow.
This is so curry.
Yeah.
It's like the bala.
Yeah.
I thought that would taste kind of better.
Yeah, probably.
Okay.
This is so korean. It's amazing. I love being Chinese.
Yes, that was my first purchase with my business car. My new one.
Wait, congrats!
Which one do you have?
Uh, check.
Okay. Um, what? Yeah, but do you want to get a drink?
Here.
That's okay.
I'll get a water. We can share it.
Okay.
Do you want a water?
We'll get three waters.
There's a bottle over there.
Do you want to go up?
I need to get a bottle.
Bottle? Soon now?
Wait, what the heck?
Soon I got it.
She's getting us a bottle of water?
She's just showing us.
Okay, I'll get some of this anyway.
We can take it.
Cuckoo.
Cuckoo.
Would you like hot or cold Rosie?
I'll have some cold.
Cold?
Yeah.
And a little bit of hot.
Oh of course.
That's what I do too.
Too much hot.
Too much.
Too much.
Too much.
Too much.
Too much.
Too much.
Too much.
Too much.
Too much.
Too much.
Too much.
Too much.
Too much.
Too much.
Too much.
This is a wiser call.
Sorry.
It was not a good call.
Can we get one of my set up?
Yeah!
Okay, let's sit down.
Oh!
Did she think that we left?
What are we doing?
Oh!
Oh my god!
I thought you had it like that!
It's a tree.
Wait, fit this side.
We have less people to talk to.
Wait.
I thought it was being nice.
I was like, oh my god, I'll get us enough.
Because I had to sawn it up here.
Oh, I would have gotten to this sawn it.
I don't like to sawn it, though.
It's so ass.
Thank you, Cinda.
OK, holy stall of doom, bro.
We're supposed to be cooking today.
We're just no cooking.
That's OK.
We'll be yapping.
Yapping's fun.
It's because cooking's hard.
But we're going to get our ingredients and then cook it
home.
I can make Emmy some too.
Yeah, I'll make any sound.
I can't make Bonnie sound because she's still Ted Cruz though, so I can't.
And where is she?
Is she in Thailand now?
I think so, yeah.
But I said she left even though it was snowstorm, like Ted Cruz did.
Oh my God, I got so tired.
She got on a flight and she peed and she's like,
Hi guys!
Fucking smart about that.
Water thesis?
Oh, hey wait, close your eyes.
Okay.
I'll make it too public.
Alright, I'm waiting.
Emily's chat type one and Senna's chat type two.
See, and you can tell them it's between tap water and everywhere.
Okay, ready guys?
I close my eyes.
I'm scared.
And you're the first one.
Do I have to say what it is off-ripper? Can I compare the two?
You go there. Okay. You go on the second one.
Alright.
Where's the second one?
Wait.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, wait, I think I taste a different...
You guys have no idea. They're both cold. This is, this is actually really cold, so they're both pretty cold.
She has no idea. She's analyzing.
She's drinking the whole thing.
This one is Evian, this one's Tabby.
You're right!
I was right?
No!
What am I wrong?
This one was Evian!
What's just they knew like that?
That was so perfect!
It was Evian!
So that means that Evian might have been the reason I got it?
Oh my God!
Oh, oh, oh!
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Okay, thank you!
This one's Grace.
The whole keyboard.
What does that mean? That means that everyone's a scale?
Well, you start.
Okay, so Rosie, this is every weight.
This is...
Let me make sure they're the same weight.
That's more water than you.
Yeah, okay.
Okay, this one's the tap water and this one's the heavy on.
Okay.
All right.
Nice.
Yes?
Oh my God.
What is it?
No, I think.
What is it?
Hello, my eyes.
Hold on.
Smell.
That smells so cheesy and delicious.
Open your eyes.
Oh, you're drinking water test?
Oh, yes.
Wow.
What the heck?
That was pretty good.
What's all this stuff on top?
That's good.
I'm going to take a sip.
I'm going to take a sip.
I'm going to take a sip.
Okay.
I'm going to take a sip.
I'm going to take a sip.
I'm going to take a sip.
I'm going to take a sip.
I'm going to take a sip.
What's up on top? That's crazy!
I didn't even tell them to add the gyoza and...
Yeah!
You know what's crazy?
Okay, I'll do a quick water test. Wait, is this the first one?
Okay, this one's heavy on this one.
What?!
I thought it was all in trash?!
Oh! Oh!
Wait, see, it's good taste buds!
There is this one's colder, so it's kinda cheating.
I couldn't do it based off of the, based off of the...
Wait, they put gyoza in this.
Yeah, what the heck?
It's so nice.
Look.
Oh, but my gyoza was just cold on the inside.
My gyoza's not that hot.
Have you understood?
No, this gyoza was cold on the inside.
Oh really?
Cheeseballs, cheeseballs.
Oh, hey, I do a cheeseball.
Ready?
I'll call you.
Whoa!
That was good, that was good.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
That's pretty good.
Oh, that is spicy.
Is it really?
It's not hot.
There's no way it's spicy.
Are you serious?
It's spicy.
That's really spicy.
It's spicy too.
It's not.
What is it?
It's not hot.
It's not spicy.
It's not hot.
It's not spicy.
It's not spicy.
It's not, what is this, what is this white, it's always the same thing, it's spicy!
Hey!
Do you think that's spicy Emily?
No, it's not.
That's spicy.
That's spicy.
Oh no!
Oh no, this is not good!
It's spicy.
It's too spicy.
You can have all of this if you want it.
I'm not, I don't have white taste buds, no way!
Emily, you might have the whitest taste buds of any Asian person.
that I know. I just hate spicy food. Do you have the egg?
No.
Really do you like it?
That's right.
That's gross.
That's a cheese.
Ah! Look at this.
Hold it.
Stay seated.
No, no.
I'll add some of this too.
Yeah?
Rosie, eat just the cheese. It's so good.
Just the cheese?
Okay.
It looks red. I'm fucking terrified.
Look, the cheese is amazing. Can I eat just the cheese please?
Wow!
Wow, that's some good odd cheese!
Oh, man.
Wait, how do you hold chopsticks?
I feel like I do a bad one.
Rosie, what the fuck? You're not even using it!
Oh yeah, I do this.
Is that bad?
white. Yeah. Hold a pencil. Okay. Hold one. Okay. Okay. But you hold like this. Wait.
Wait, put it above your fourth finger.
Pull, back, ring, and then put the other one on top of the...
Are you stabbing it?
Like that.
Boom!
Wait, what?
And then you use the top chopstick with your third and second.
So third should touch the top one.
What the fuck is this?
You're doing great!
Alright, I've got it.
Yes, you know them like this. I hold them like this. Yeah, I just so bring a lot
You can also do this too like this and hold it still
This yeah, yeah, that's perfect. That's very good
The cheese is really good. Oh now you like the cheese it has spicy this in it though. Is it too bad?
I mean it's amazing. It doesn't take that much
Oh, I do.
Eee!
Oh, are you gonna do your matadog pole?
Oh, yeah!
Let's see if this cheese pole.
You have to try this one again, because you might like it.
Wait.
Okay.
Oh, my God!
Okay, wait.
No, it's not.
Oh, alcohol.
Not a good pole.
Here.
oh my god okay wait I'll hold not a good pull
here
I'll have that pull, yeah
oh that's a good pull
I'm okay.
Do a pull!
I'm good. I'm alright.
I can't eat the whole thing, so I'm just gonna take it home.
Emily, you want some?
That's good.
Yeah, you're doing it.
Wow, look at that.
Oh wait, this is actually better than I thought.
I think this is pretty good.
I can see why you like it.
I'm telling you, okay, you had one bad one,
but the other ones are really good. It's actually good.
All right, I have the stock.
I should go get it to go, computer.
Look at this.
Okay, one more.
This is so good.
Are you full?
Oh, it's so spicy.
It'll hold me over till dinner time.
It's spicy?
So spicy.
Rosie's a pussy!
She's like me.
She's more kind of a pussy.
She's a pussy.
Can't eat her spicy food.
Haha, I'm gonna do that.
I've never been nominated by the group.
Have you been in the Pluckers Challenge?
Yeah, I was so proud.
Really? Did you win it?
No.
The Pluckers Challenge? I got like maybe four out of twenty or whatever.
I don't even know how, it was, did you do it?
We did like one, like wing.
Huh?
See, I was doing it and I took like one wing from it.
Oh, it's so hot.
Yeah.
You know they nerfed it?
How?
Now it's like, isn't it like ten at Pluckers now?
There's lots of challenge.
It's fine. That's it? Yes. Have you done it? Yes. It's five wings.
Okay, you have to eat five spicy wings. Yeah, they said they wanted it to be more accessible.
What the heck? Wait, are they getting hand markers?
Really? Oh, yeah. Only ten. Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Is it okay to be good now?
Um, do we have one? Oh, there's only one.
Oh, that's the only one.
I guess what's happening.
I think it's just like this.
That's okay.
My back is extra.
Okay, I'm packing it up now.
Okay!
Good.
Good.
Now.
Okay!
Yep.
Right now, I'm packing it up.
Yep, just packing it up.
Pack it up.
Uh-huh.
Pack it up.
You're packing it up now?
Yeah, packing it up.
Yeah.
Pack it up.
Pack it up now?
Yeah, pack it up.
Yeah.
Go ahead, pack it up.
Okay, right now, I'll pack it up.
Emily, I have a brain rot idea.
What? What if you dip some of the cheese that's in this in here?
Oh, wow, I chose more.
What?
That's genius.
Look oh my god
Grab this
Oh we gotta pack it up. Yeah, we're gonna pack it up.
Pack it up.
Okay, pack it up. Pack it up. Alright, I'm done.
Does everybody want that egg? No.
All fast up.
Mmm, yummy. Oh my god, so good.
All right, are we officially done?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Miss a little more.
Miss a little bite.
Hey!
No!
Maybe we do just make salmon.
This is salmon.
No, I'm done.
Yeah.
What?
That egg is not worth it.
I know.
Really?
No.
I get it.
It's good, but it's not great.
So not worth it.
We're good.
That was so good.
All right.
All right, are we done?
Yeah.
Oh my God, this looks so good!
I can't help it!
Okay, this is my last one.
Guns and knots, pack it up.
All right, I'm packing it up!
All right.
I want this guys!
Bag it up!
Let's go shopping!
So, to be a chef, picking out the right groceries is part of the experience, right?
Yes.
So, you have to pick out, like...
Is this spicy cream?
It's a little spicy.
You're blinking like it's spicy!
Oh no! My nose is running!
Is it really? Oh no, you're going to be extra snot on the leaf.
Oh my god!
Dude, Emily, your snot clips are the worst thing about you, I swear.
They're the best thing and the worst thing.
I have watched a movie when I'm eating too, and I've almost been like,
Oh my god, please!
They're really bad.
They're so bad!
That was so bad!
Wait, what?
They're snot clips!
Oh, you've never seen them.
I haven't seen my snot clips!
Oh Emily, where is he? Pure soul?
We have to show, I'll show you!
You have to see one, there's many.
Hey, we wish to watch that but...
I'll show you the many.
It's great to watch right after you just ate two.
I recommend it.
Extra Emily's snot.
I'll hold the camera and I'll get your...
Come on, DND, just in case.
That was a good burp.
That's W. Burps?
Oh my god, this is so gross.
No, rage is worse? No, it's not.
Rosie, I wanna- I'll get your reaction.
I'll hold it.
Oh yeah, here, I'll hold it, I'll hold it.
Are you ready?
Oh, I read a short chat.
Where is this?
Chad, we gotta see it.
Is that a heart?
Wait, yeah, what is it?
A heart.
Oh my god.
That just came out like a fountain.
It's like a waterfall.
Oh my god, it's so cool.
Oh!
It's bad, it's bad!
I know it's bad!
It's hanging on my hand, it's all over my fingers.
Wait, you have multiple stuff like that too?
It's, you know, yeah, I mean, we all smile.
It's beautiful.
Uh, I don't think so, thankfully.
What does that happen?
That's a lot.
If you have like, do you like, store it?
Do you store the snot?
Like a big alt?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can't.
Do you know what?
It's often we get trip shy.
Why?
Because there's a baby crying in the background the whole time.
And the entire time the child is like,
that baby is going crazy.
Somebody mute his comms!
Mute his comms!
That's when I'm like, I don't know if I want to change.
Yes, because it's, shut up!
I can't hear a baby crying, I can still hear it.
Oh my god, there was a baby crying on the plane once on.
Dude, you know what was gross?
The baby was crying and the lady...
blessed her heart.
Uh, the baby was like months old, the playtime.
It wasn't a newborn and she's like whatever.
And this mom,
She decided to sit on the plane with her legs wide open.
Pulling her baby.
Okay.
Okay, now hold on.
Okay.
So not only is the baby crying, but she was not the most kindly lady.
Is this the one with the smelly coochie?
You could smell her coochie in the plane with the baby crying.
So I was hearing her baby cry and you know, you know like when, okay, this is gonna be
so TMI.
Like I'm so sorry.
Rosie, you might want to plug your ears.
You know like how sometimes in your period smells like stop like a metallica
She wouldn't shut her baby up so her baby was crying. I could smell her
Gucci and she was sitting in a chair
spread away
Three and a half hours, and it was the entire flight. Yes, because you sat next to me in the back
It was so bad in a public server to
Yes, so the baby was crying I was already pissed off and I could smell stank Gucci and I the thing is I got him through the bathroom
So it wasn't like I just turned around and like I'm making it up like she had her legs wide open the entire fight
It was
He says.
That's what she's doing.
You don't look like you're sitting on a chair.
You have one leg folded.
You have one leg folded and the other one up on the chair.
It was like that, coochie spread.
No.
She was. She was doing the full coochie spread like this.
Showing everything.
And her husband just sitting there
ignoring the baby crying.
I didn't even help her.
So she's just holding the crying baby that's screaming.
And if I was that baby, I'd cry too.
Like, I was crazy.
That's a nightmare.
That's an actual nightmare.
Yeah, it was, it was...
Okay, ready?
Yeah, it's...
Ready?
I've got that amazing story.
Time to get some food!
Yay!
That's my heart.
Are you hungry?
No, this is perfect.
No, like later.
Are you gonna get some food?
Okay, yeah.
I can eat.
I will eat a lot.
Where is he getting worried?
Because if he would have said no, he would have been like, wait, I'm not getting food on.
Oh my God, he would have been, yeah, he would have been excited.
Oh, oh, oh, stay here with the trash out here and I'll, I'll get this.
All right guys, the chef here, she'll be guiding us into what perfect ingredients to get today.
I don't.
I'm excited to see what we get.
We're not doing the spaghetti stew, I think we're just doing the udon and the salmon.
What would you call it? Piscetti?
Alright.
Good kids, good kids, just cook and I eat!
No, no, no, I'll cook, I'll cook.
So you don't want to cook anymore, huh?
I do, I do, I do, I have to learn.
That's gonna be great.
Emily, fuck. You can't...
What, what?
But I got... oh, so awesome. I just touched it.
Oh no!
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
You don't come out all the way to me.
You make it Rosie, that was good camera work.
You guys said, oh fuck, so he instantly points.
Oh wait, no, no, no.
Art, Art Rosie.
No.
Okay.
I will, uh, I will cut.
Sorry, I'm gonna be following Senna's.
It's not.
Oh, it's gonna look good.
Wait, wait.
What?
Oh my god, did you want his name? No? No, no one likes to be my Pokemon clears
Token to play
Oh here hot candy the book
What the fuck?
Okay, why is there a car in the camera?
I was thinking of the toilet.
Maybe we'll come back and check.
Is it like a round thing?
Oh sorry, excuse us.
You know, this place is actually fucking incredible.
This bakery.
Oh yes!
It's really cool.
Did we get a cake from here one time for one of our birthdays?
I think so!
I think this is like a famous bakery, right?
I swear we did.
Guys, don't look next to us,
But we'll get stuck in here for an hour.
Oh, I...
There's a bunch of little sprinkles and everything.
I'm gonna start from here also.
Why is the H-mart kind of poppin'?
Oh, H-mart? Okay, Emily.
Did you know they have a hairdresser over here?
Oh!
Oh, my God, this is the cooking.
Whoa, wait, look, yeah!
Cooking, right!
Pokemon Kids.
Wait...
Mega Lucario.
How's that one do people famous eyes about him? Yeah, I saw big guys
My melody
Oh, these aren't really cute
My god
What does that mean?
Oh, happy trip.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no.
I was asking you to hold this.
I was going to...
Wow, Emily.
That's so sweet.
You need to do that.
Oh, no problem.
I'm third wheeling like this.
Oh, shut up.
You four was a little all the time when I third wheeled.
Oh my god, have you had a double mod?
Yeah, of course.
Thank you, Emily.
Ensure safety.
Of course.
Okay, food, food, food.
Yes, food, food.
Oh, right, the food.
Oh, but the...
Oh, look, look, look, look.
What?
Oh, my god!
This is the one where the girl had the latest...
Yeah, you did.
Touch it and you see the key things.
I've never played it.
It looks good.
Wow!
There's anime girls!
This is awesome.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
This is awesome.
I love it.
You have a good one for you?
Yeah.
Look, they have a hairdresser here too.
What the hell?
Is it crazy?
What the fuck is this?
Everything.
I love this place.
It's like a little mall.
I know, it really is.
You're in the plane.
Pull these four.
Hair.
Oh my god, this is cute.
Anyone want to...
lip crocodile?
Is that what they cut for?
What the fuck is that thing?
Why does it look like that?
Whenever I feel bad, his face is kind of cute on the back.
Oh really? Oh it is!
Wait, I can see here.
Look at his little expression.
He is pretty cute.
Okay.
What?
I thought it was a mortar problem.
Oh, that is hard.
There's something called raw thrills.
Oh, Jurassic Park!
Raw thrills!
At least mine is corrupted.
Happy trick! What does that mean?
Happy trick! Raw thrills!
Do you even ula-la anymore?
I do sometimes, but not as much.
I do like to ula-la.
We have to bring it back to the big 2026 Emily.
I know.
I want to hear you talk a lot about the rest of the riots.
All right, let's get food.
Okay.
Because we're being jacked after.
Sorry, chat.
We will be cooking soon.
I know everyone's very excited to see our amazing cooking.
They've given up on the cooking segment.
They're like holy fuck.
I know.
It will happen soon.
What do you guys think?
Um, let's get food.
Hello, it's Bart.
Look how cute.
Oh, he's so fat!
Okay, wait, what is he? Oh, he's snodding out like me!
He's so cute!
Hey, so cute! Why is he so big?
Where's he gonna go?
Uh, oh, he went there.
Oh, maybe we should go to the park over here.
Hello!
Hello!
We, okay so first page, hold on we have this one.
This is so Asian, there's bamboo.
How do you think I'm just having a blue line around?
What, Amber?
Wait, so we have him for you.
Yeah.
Have you never really been to Haitemaw?
Yeah, only like two years ago.
I did not see bamboo when we would go.
This place is crazy.
Yeah?
It's so awesome.
It has everything.
It's so Asian.
It's so Asian.
It's so Asian.
That's so cute.
It's so sweet.
I want one.
And he goes, hi.
Oh, that is so exciting!
Oh, I knew it would be good for you!
Wait.
Emmy would like this.
Oh, that is so cute!
I'm gonna get this for Emmy.
A butter toothbrush holder?
What does it mean, butter?
Oh, my God!
Why is it called a butter toothbrush?
Is that the character?
That's so cute!
Oh, yeah, I think so.
She would like that.
You want scallions? You want scallions?
This is us!
Better together. Wait, that's cute. I like that.
Me giving you flowers.
That's a fucking baby bottle.
Stupid ass babies.
Okay, what'd you say?
These ass bottles. You want scallions, right?
I love scallions.
Okay, let me get some.
That's a vegetable. It's healthy.
Right, guys?
Right? I mean...
Yes.
How did we fail?
OK, that is fair.
But it's not like you eat only scallions to gain nutrition.
Oh, really?
It's green.
That's fair.
That's fair.
OK.
She's not going to be on the phone, and it's green.
OK.
Emily?
Yes?
Let's get it.
I'm a little cold in this area.
Would you like a hug?
Oh, do you want my jacket?
No, no, no, no.
We'll just have to get out of this area.
You have my...
Oh my God!
Oh my God, my bracelet's crushed.
That's okay.
I'm so...
Can I ask...
Wait, this is a good dumb account.
You've done my class.
No, I can't.
I can't see in the Twitter thread now.
Emily and Sid need to start a program.
Emily and Sid need to start a program.
They're pushing through to get a start.
Yeah, we'll do it this way.
Ooh, green onion!
No, it's different between green onion and scallions.
Same thing. Okay.
I don't want to just throw shade in the basket.
That's good. Here, do you just want my jacket?
No, no, no, it's like you do this.
This has got to be the most brain-wrought thing.
No, but then I know what you're cooking
until like nine...
So now you're really absorbing it, okay?
Yes, I'm really absorbing it.
So the next thing we're going to get is ood on.
Okay, the noodles.
Oh, these smell so good.
The roast and sweet potatoes.
Oh, that smells so good.
I hate potatoes.
No, but they smell good.
I think they smell better than they taste.
That's true, that's true.
You don't think?
I think they smell way better than they taste.
Please, do you want to?
Oh, wait, we have fancy bowls of the house.
Nice, nice.
Oh, sorry, I feel like I keep elbow heat in the boob.
No, no, it's okay.
Okay, I feel like I'm just tanking you real fast.
I don't.
Okay, wait, we got to turn this way.
Okay, now I'm not cold.
Okay, great, thank yous enough.
I don't know where you rolled out of that, that was good.
Wiggle, wiggle.
Okay.
There's noodles here.
Is it udon?
No, udon would be in the freezer.
Oh, you're up here.
Yeah, I'm a chud, I'm a chud.
I'm a chud, I'm a chud.
I don't know why I thought it would be...
Well, they're like refrigerated.
Okay.
chopped up with chud bro how did i forget how do we make the creamy carabinera sauce
so we're gonna get garlic okay garlic cream what cream uh heavy cream heavy cream okay here's a
winner guess do you have bulldog yeah but like the the pink one right oh yeah that's the best
That's not as good as the creamy udon, or like creamy udon better, right? I hope.
No, it is. Okay, it depends on what you like.
I like creamy udon better, but bulldog is just really good.
Yeah, I know. Yeah, I agree.
You think you can walk?
Mm-hmm.
That's like one of the ones that I can cook.
So you do like spicy things?
Oh, I just don't add the whole spice packet. I add like one fourth of it.
You can handle one fourth of it?
Yes.
Yes?
Can you see my ketchup chips and say they're spicy?
They are, they are.
They're very spicy, the spicy ketchup.
They're not even spicy.
There's a kick to it.
Yeah, sorry, excuse us.
See?
Do they have cream here?
Oh, yes.
Okay.
Now we need chicken, right?
Oh!
You do the chicken part?
You want salmon?
Yes.
Okay, great.
They're playing toys!
Oh my God!
They're playing toys!
Do you have a hand?
Yes.
Can you do it?
Yeah.
Okay, great.
They're playing toys!
Oh my God!
They're playing toys!
Do you have a hand?
Yes.
Can you do it?
Yeah.
Can't see you.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
I don't hear you.
Hello, father.
Can't see you.
Do-do-do-do-do.
I need you.
Can't see you.
You know.
Oh.
Hey!
Hold on. Hey!
Hey!
Oh, no camera.
Oh, no, I can't, right?
Why did she go and hit that?
She go and he hit that.
Oh, thank you!
It's like my toy songs.
People are running away from me.
A little bit.
There was a lady who I think tried to record
and she's pretending like she was on her phone
and then she turned the phone over to Emily
and then went like this and then turned back.
They got the squad.
Run!
The roses are running away.
Oh frick. Oh my god.
I love this one.
Hello.
That big guy.
That big one.
He's a carp.
They have an animal crossing.
Don't read staffers. Yes, they do. Huh? Have you been playing ambi-crossing?
Yes, yes. I did a little bit because of the new updates.
I've been playing too.
Oh, it's your day.
The hotel's coming out.
Yeah.
It's okay.
Oh, that's so cute.
Hello.
Hi.
Hi.
Nice to meet you guys. I love your hair.
Thank you.
Can we get a picture of yours?
Yeah.
Wait, Rosie, can you...
Yeah, I can take a trip.
Emily, I love you.
Oh, thank you so much.
Thank you.
Give it to me.
Oh, thank you.
Here, give it to me.
Oh, give it to me.
That's so cute.
Nice to meet you, guys.
Bye.
Bye.
Have a good day.
You too.
Oh, so cute.
That was so sweet.
That was really...
That was a really beautiful hair.
Her hair was really slimy.
Yeah, I like the mane hair.
She was eating our asses up.
Her edges were laid.
Her edges were laid. Her ponytail was slaying.
You looked amazing.
We need to step our game up.
No, your hair looks beautiful.
I talked to your nail tech and I said,
you have beautiful hair and she said,
What? Stop it.
I was glazing. I'm not going to lie.
Oh my gosh. Stop it though. Thank you.
they had to be said
is the fucking salmon back there? I'm an idiot
I don't know! I was telling him back there
and then we need chicken? here, we'll get the stuff over here first
over here? okay
chicken's here
chicken, what kind of chicken is it?
uh, chicken breast
ooh, fine
ooh, or do you want a thigh?
thigh's the way that'll pick
okay, thigh
thigh
juicy thigh
you want juicy thighs, Emily?
yeah
are they thick?
You like the cheesy guys yes, or the chicken thighs thick what they look like
Really like this. Oh wait. These are some six
Too much chicken oh
What oh that does look big chicken thighs are good. Yeah, you can smack it too
It's the bulgogi like the marinade always so good. It's so good
No, it's okay. It's gonna go back. It's okay.
I hope you're not gonna make it.
No, I won't. I'll eat my boss's apple.
Did you just want to get it because you want to me to make it?
No, no, no, no. I'm just reminiscing on how good the marinated oboe is.
Okay, let's go.
I will maybe come back to H-Mart later.
Okay. Um, hold on.
Is it not there, it's like crazy, do I know it's somewhere in here.
Soda, water, um, any drinks?
Soju? Okay guys, we get little soju, Emily, and then we do a truth segment.
Whoa, cinema!
Oh, I like some soju.
We can grab them.
Okay, we'll do one soju bottle.
Okay.
That's not like, drunk.
No, no.
I don't get drunk.
I'm a soju.
And the Rosie Triggy's a two, right?
He, Zoyle was going to be hate-watching the fuck.
It's a third of soju each.
That's like, that's like...
Oh, listen to it.
No, look at the red noodles.
Is it dumb?
Is food on Japanese?
Oh, silly, you're Japanese.
Yes, I am that's so cool and you're a Chinese I am I am me how I think we have
We don't have our own noodles, we have like...
Man, so that's my noodles.
What? No, I think you have noodles.
Yeah...
Dude, I don't know any special Chinese noodles.
Oh, is this something like this?
These are like...
Wait, is Shishu Chinese?
Yes.
Shishu? I mean, thank you!
You don't know what it means?
Okay, Rosie's like borderline racist.
No, not borderline.
I'll get it.
I'll get it.
Okay.
Jungle oodon.
The big oodon.
Oh wow.
This looks great.
Okay.
I'm memorizing this.
Okay.
This year.
Shishu.
Shishu.
Thank you.
I think cream was this way.
That'd be cream.
Yeah, I think so.
Okay, this doesn't go in the video.
Okay, so.
Cream on in.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
It's a good meal. It's plain food and onion.
That's good. Chicken breast if I want to get a little crazy.
You got some parsley on top.
Yeah. What are you pretty important for?
I'm never going for it. Emily, please.
Please invite me over for dinner one day.
Oh, yes. And you can cook for me.
I'll come try it.
I'll make you some ground beef pasta.
Oh, she's here.
I'm finally ground beef.
So you're making ground beef pasta?
I've never heard of ground beef boss you just add ground beef and pasta it's really really good
Really easy
So easy.
Oh, here, please, here.
The berries.
Ooh.
Here's butter.
Here, please.
Ooh.
Wait, what's the difference between heavy whipping cream and heavy cream?
Is there a difference, you know?
You can whip it. Are you talking about heavy whipping cream or heavy whipping cream?
Half? No.
People always say like get heavy cream, but then I only see heavy whipping cream. Is there a difference?
I don't know what's the same thing. I think it's the same thing.
Whipping isn't whipped, right? No, it's not whipped, but you can whip it.
You can whip it. Yeah, you can whip it. I don't know. No difference. Okay.
But if you mean half and half, then that's good, right?
It's the same. Whip it. Like the drug. Yes, that's it.
Hey!
Okay, sit down. Get it.
Now watch me whip, watch me nae nae, now watch me whip, whip, watch me nae nae, watch me,
yay, ooh, watch me, watch me, ooh, watch me, watch me, ooh, watch me, watch me, ooh,
I love that song!
Emily, they're right, we have to start a family.
We're gonna see all of them.
You're the concern to combine age, is that's what Emily means.
Yeah, Emily, who do you see that means?
What?
I gotta tell you that the viewers are concerned that the combined age of hokey, cinnamon,
Valkyrie is over 9.
Wait, what?
No way!
Concert?
That's so sweet.
Oh, sorry.
Excuse us.
No way.
That's an actual tweet.
That was an actual tweet.
And it got like 40K likes.
How?
Um, okay.
What's your sound?
Cream, garlic, butter, bacon.
Bacon.
Is that part of it?
Bacon is important?
Yes.
What if I don't really like bacon?
It's the salty part that creates that umami flavor.
Ooh, smart room, remember!
Okay, let's do that.
The bacon, you don't have to add in yours, but it is good in it.
Okay.
I'll try it.
It's kinda yummy.
Okay.
See, you have to sizzle bacon too, isn't there so much work?
We can low key do no bacon and only cut chicken, or we can do just the bacon, no chicken.
The cheese would also be the salt in there.
Tom and John?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bacon.
But we can do no, Chad, do we do no chicken and then the bacon?
Whichever one tastes better don't move down and follow my jacket and called racist and I don't know why
No bacon no carbonara
Whatever you think tastes the best but
Bacon's easier than the chicken. Okay, so we'll do bacon. This is gonna be depressed. I don't get it's fine
It's good. It's actually as good as prop. So okay, well I'm gonna not put the
chain I got though because I'm just gonna use them for meal prep so I'll say that.
Okay, nice. Okay, so yeah, whatever is the easiest. Okay, where's the bacon?
Bacon kind of required. Is it pancetta like you said? So I use pancetta but like
you can use bacon and it's fine. It's not a big deal. Okay. You'll see over here don't split the
pole. That is actually crazy. You can't split the pole. Rosie if you split the pole that means
that you're gonna float away forever and ever wait what those seven years bad luck oh no that's
why i didn't hate the red it was like if you split the poll that means that you two are like
never gonna talk like you won't be forever yeah but for on the safe side it's still it's still good
Good!
I've been in this relationship for seven years.
Oh, is it bad luck?
Oh, it's good.
Oh, it's good.
She found it.
It is.
Easy.
Very good.
Very good.
OK.
Um, I think it's good.
Because I have a triple-tip of home, I have butter, I have egg.
OK.
You have salmon.
Guys, do we need salmon?
OK, how about this?
I will teach you salmon another time.
OK.
I will actually, we will not do anything else that day, and I will teach you how to cook salmon.
And we can do that like this is I'm still learning how to cook udon today, so that's good. Okay great
Is that fine? Yes
Right, they're all saying yes, okay great. So essentially this turn into a
Because now I have a problem how did this turn into a oh my god
I'll learn the udon, I'll watch and do the udon next time.
I'll make sure she pays attention.
Am I cooking for Emmy too?
Yeah.
Yeah.
They'll be great.
Or you can tell me what to do for half of it maybe.
And then at least I'm trying to cook.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Wait, you took heavy cream?
Just in case.
Okay.
Okay, I don't want to risk it cuz I want me to eat okay perfect
This all we need yeah, we can go return the chicken actually, okay, I'll do it
Okay, you can just wait here. I won't go look for so do you oh?
Yeah, okay. I'll be there. I gotta find the best soju flavor, which is yogurt
Right is the best yogurt is the best it doesn't taste like alcohol at all
Soju, Chuseyo.
Huh?
Soju, Chuseyo.
Now what is that?
That means give me soju.
Soju, Chuseyo.
Oh yeah, here it is.
Yes, good job.
Hello.
Wait, what kind of brand is this?
Is this good?
Andong.
Andong.
Hey, there's peach, original.
Light cheese, that's good.
green grape is also really good too strawberry yogurt as you can see yogurt
has to take it so we'll take a yogurt so we get two so that means two so just
for three people that would be I don't even know the math
$1.75 soju each, we're gonna get drunk.
Okay, then we'll do a leechy.
Oh my God.
We're not doing three chat, that's a little bit too crazy.
He's probably good.
He can try that.
And then we'll, they can keep it at their house.
Yeah, exactly, yeah.
Did he engage?
Oh, green grape, green grape.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good hits, good hits.
Okay, looks good.
Okay.
Yes.
No, the guac is good.
We're doing a nice dinner prep, creamy carbonara udon,
it's doing this recipe.
And then we're doing absence shots.
We're doing what?
Absence shots.
Absence shots was that?
Have you had absence?
No.
Oh, that's fine.
Oh, absence?
Yeah.
Isn't that what's a crazy meal?
Yeah.
Is this meat canyon?
We live in Austin.
Meat canyon?
I swear.
What?
Can you walk by me?
Really?
Am I tripping?
Wait, does he? Does anyone know?
Dude, a guy that looks
just like me, Canyon, did walk by me.
Canyon is an HMR.
He's animating. He does, I think.
He does live in Austin.
Oh, so sweet.
Wait, wait, wait.
Now, hold on.
If this is a guy with curly hair
that looks like me, Canyon, I'm gonna be really embarrassed.
But I swear to you, walk by me and I'm like, that's got him.
Wait, wait, let's watch him afar. Is that creepy?
We'll not hear through the porgy.
Yeah, we gotta go see if it's him.
Wait, but Chacha, he does live in Austin.
I got a red jacket.
Red jacket?
It's curly.
This neat candidate is with a curly...
He has curly hair, right?
Like my mullet, cool it mullet.
Mohawk?
Mullet thing, don't he?
Okay.
Does he?
Oh, I don't think that's the case.
Okay, now that we're gonna...
That is not him, you dumbass.
Oh, sorry.
No!
That's not him.
He has such a full beard.
Is that him?
Rosie, here we are at Hmart.
Here we are at Hmart having a great time.
We're going to be making some creamies.
We're not today.
It's the easiest plans of all.
Like what the fuck?
I generally thought it was me, Daniel.
That's fucking crazy.
Like, oh my god, it's crazy!
Where'd it go? Where'd it go?
That's so funny.
That isn't him. It's him!
It's him! It's him!
I thought that was him.
It's him?
I swear it's him.
It's not him.
Is he that tall?
Bro, it's the hair.
What?
house so I got nowhere to be tonight they would watch a scary movie after
that sounds so nice are you playing Wow and stuff with the new
expansion and I quit what really I saw it and then I quit damn is it boring I
I thought it's not good for me.
Huh?
It's not good for me.
Mmm, that's actually very wise.
That's good.
Yeah.
Just don't succumb to it.
Jumbo, oodawd.
Oh, good job, Simba.
Yes, we have a good stuff.
Let's go over here.
This is easy.
Oh, my god, we have a cute car right here.
Oh, yes.
Oh, ID.
Yes, I have mine.
Where's my camera?
Whoa.
I need to get a photo.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Oh, here's your food.
Oh, can I get you this other card, please?
Then I got it.
Sorry, are you going to move this card?
I use my business cards, so I forgot about that again.
That is an exciting little business card.
More business expense.
Yes.
Okay.
Thank you, Sena.
You're welcome.
I can't wait to cut.
Cut inside.
It's going to be great.
We're here, right?
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
That would be so cute.
And then we have our three soldiers.
How did that happen, Rosie?
I don't know.
How do you want to have cheese?
I don't know about them.
What is that?
Parmesan cheese.
Wow.
I don't know about them.
Palmer's on cheese.
Wow.
Oh, do we need that?
Yeah.
Uh...
Can you go dash it?
Yeah, I can go dash it.
Man, are we chugs?
We're at grocery store.
We are at the grocery store.
I'm just gonna go get it.
Okay, I'm gonna be a piece of shit.
No, I'll grab it.
Give me two seconds.
Oh, there's some right up there.
One, two...
I'll do one of these while we wait for the next one.
I think the tokens are over here.
OK.
Steady, steady.
Oh, no cards.
No card?
OK.
No worries.
The clock is safely
How does it go?
Oh, that looks so...
...intensifying to play!
I doubt it, wait, I can do that!
You can do that!
Watch this, I was on my high school golf game
Oh, I want to bend down, try to move on.
Okay.
Alright.
That's not that bad.
Not bad, yep.
I know what I'm saying, I need you to be out of here.
The hell?
Okay, ready?
Yeah.
Hello?
Stand out, you're here!
Yeah, I expected my date wins, but...
It's fast!
They don't have the right cheese.
Is it allowed?
Fortunately, just do ornish it so we can see I did it for us
Why you're so manly that's really my hero
No problem
oh no okay
yippee
I can take this
are you sure? I got it I got it
I got it
I got it
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
hey
who's boss
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
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Okay good yay!
That was a good talk.
That was a good talk.
This time we did it guys!
Emily, don't bother me.
Okay, you're right.
Oh my god, it's already night time now.
Where did the day go?
What the...
We were just yapping after this desktop two hours ago.
We were looking at deers.
What?
We were looking at deers.
We'll forget them.
The deers are real
I look like a chia pet in the chat. I'm cleaning your address.
Chia pets are cute.
Chia is agreeing.
The Bob Ross one was really good.
She's Bob Ross?
Bob Ross? The Bob Ross Giappez?
What? I see it!
What? I see it!
No!
No!
No!
We need to run home!
Wait, Boss is running with the grocery.
Yeah, she got tired.
Did you know it's really hard to run
for like 10 seconds straight?
It's like exhausting.
Really? Yes, I can't do it.
I get out of the way.
I just like stop, I just start heaving and hoeing.
I can't, I can't run for tens of seconds straight.
Like with, while carrying stuff.
She says that's calling.
Yeah, I just need to hear it again, you're calling?
Yeah, it's horrible.
There.
Oh, you're on your own side.
Oh, you're wanting me to.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right, let's cook.
They said the food is leaking, but Chad, I think it's the mark on the side of the thing.
Jesse, it's time to cook.
Oh, Finn doesn't know that.
Did you meet that guy, by the way?
Yes, he's really nice.
He is really nice.
The twin, yes.
Okay.
Yeah, and then I felt really bad. He's apparently he did something very iconic.
What? What to you, but you didn't know?
Yeah, but I didn't know what the reference was.
Yeah, that's okay. It's not your...
I know.
I'm like, oh, I've never seen that.
So I was just like a dumb chud that didn't know the reference.
And I was like, okay, that's fine.
Senna, you're not dumb.
You're gonna mean that?
Yeah.
You're so smart.
Now the other word?
Not true at all. You are a chad.
So you think I'm a Chad not a chud?
Yeah.
Well, I was my fucking hero right there.
Here.
The biggest Chad.
You can also cue songs.
Me?
You are more than welcome.
You're letting me cue songs.
Oh wait, the stream is playing.
I can exit out of it.
Okay.
Chad the Chad.
Chud the Chad.
Chud the Chad.
You know what, we're going Chad the Chud.
No, no, no.
We're not a chud.
Okay, let me see.
What's a good song?
Do I have to get gas? I have 35 miles in my car.
Oh, that's, uh, I don't know.
Uh, guys, isn't it?
Is there a gas station? I just don't want to sell out.
It's probably fire.
Okay, man.
I'm gonna put a song that, um,
that I'm feeling in this moment.
Okay, there we go.
I can't wait.
It's like, uh...
Can you turn on your light if you want to, Molly?
Maybe turn it back off.
This is a good song. That's one of my favorite songs.
This makes me think of, dude, we have soil in the car.
He'd be singing.
Oh my God, he'd be singing his little heart out.
And his accent too.
I know.
I saw this song in the movie, Super Rich Asians, right?
And then after that I'm like, I want to get married to this song.
To a Super Rich Asian?
No, no!
Oh, they shoot some inspo!
Imagine marrying this song if you walk down the aisle.
What are you going to do, Emily, if your husband doesn't cry when you walk down the aisle?
Oh, um, yeah, yeah, I don't think they're going to cry.
Why? You're so beautiful.
Will they cry?
I think so.
You have to cry.
No, you don't have to.
I mean, it's the fucking rule.
I don't think I don't think they're going to cry.
OK, but it can't be a rule because then you're forcing it.
Holy crap, these cars don't end.
I haven't been able to move from the spot.
Yeah, it's a busy, busy car.
Oh, that's scary.
I still can't go on. I thought I could, but there's no break.
Men ain't built like women.
I mean, it would be nice if he cried when they saw me, but I don't think he would.
Like, I'm not gonna lie to you. You have to cry.
Yeah, that's fair.
I don't want to force it.
That's fair.
And, like, does that mean that I'm looking more beautiful than I normally look,
or am I always looking beautiful?
So why doesn't he cry every time he sees me?
I actually agree with that.
Right?
like if he's crying that means he's like wow I can't believe she can look so
pretty well that's because he's thinking like well I get to do this person the
rest of my life I'm so lucky. Well he should think that every time he takes a look at me.
That is true. You're doing the ceremony that puts him to stone. He should think that every time he looks at her though he should look at her every time and be like wow I have the most beautiful woman in the world I'm so lucky.
Exactly he should be brought to tears every time. Yeah so if every time you think that every day you're like the man that that I marry should cry every day that he sees me.
When he wakes up next to me every morning, he should instantly cry.
I'm so lucky.
Yeah, I had better be tears of sadness.
He better cry.
Happy tears.
Yes.
You want him to cry every time he looks at you.
I want to roll over in the morning with no makeup on and my hair crazy and look at him
dead in his face and I want him to start crying.
Exactly.
That made me feel great.
I feel so great for that.
I feel so loved and honored and it just made me feel really good.
Honored and it would just make me feel really good if you could cry every day you woke up next to me. Yes
That's an important important thing. Do you have any like um
Any red flags yourself? You mean X?
Like X for me? Yeah, like or like yeah, you're like, oh, this might be weird that I do. Oh
That I do. Yes. I have a few. What?
When I argue, uh-huh. I
Don't laugh. This is annoying that you laugh. I show no emotion
Like, not that I don't have a motion, but like,
I went to school for engineering.
Yeah.
I have, that is the one thing that probably stayed
with me in that personality.
I have an engineer's arguing personality.
Okay.
Meaning like, those motherfuckers will argue
and the facts are the facts.
Like, let's not divulge in the feelings,
do we talk about what factually happened
and get that down straight.
And then we can talk about how it made you feel.
Versus getting PTSD.
No, I think it's like, I've always said,
I think it's even a bad thing.
I mean, that's what I thought.
I mean, you're just gonna work it out with the other person.
Yeah, but sometimes I can come off like very no-nonsense
when I'm really mad.
Wow.
And it almost feels like you're about to get fired at your job
because you did something wrong, I think.
I think I exude that type of energy
because I'm just not in the mood.
What about you?
What is yours?
Well, that's good.
You guys, if I just run away, I don't do any fun.
If there's an argument, that's my talk to the Trader.
I just shut down and then
I'm so bad with conflict so then they're like oh like we have an issue and then I'm like okay
and then they're like talking about it me about I'm like okay okay now what
yeah because it's kind of like I don't know to me it depends on what it is but like if I get upset
I'm the opposite of you like I have to talk about it you almost said me just like no yeah I didn't
to talk about it. What? Yeah. No, I have to talk. I'm like, we gotta talk now. Like,
and I want to, I want to work it out. Yeah, we are literally opposites. I think. I just
like, I just hold it in until I can't take it anymore and then I just break up. Okay,
I don't think we're compatible. I think we can break up now. That's fair. And then we
I swear I've like I've heard about some of your old relationships. I'm like you're yours
I think you are really funny and breakups because you will just be like okay
I've decided that this is what I'm gonna do and we are breaking up. Yeah, and usually whatever it's like to you
It's like okay. This is what I'm doing. Which is honestly. That's a good trait to have really
I mean no cuz at least you if you know, you're not feeling it you just cut it
It's not a bad trait. You're more honest. It's better than like not doing that. You know what I mean?
Yeah, it's more admirable. Yeah. Wait, okay, so am I crazy for thinking like the right person?
You don't really have to change yourself for them? No, that's not crazy. That's true. Like, I don't know like maybe
We're like you don't have to compromise. Okay, that is crazy. You you have to compromise
But like you get my healthy compromise. Yeah, I don't compromise on some stuff like I
I don't know but like if I want to do something it's like I would I would want to do it like
like give me an example let's say that they like they like sleeping at 5 a.m. but I don't
want to do that okay right and then I'm just gonna go to bed whenever I want to go to
bed and then what if they're like no at least stay up with me and then and then like I get
Resentment because then I'm staying up too late. Let's oh hell no. I like start harboring
Oh hell no
I'm so scared to stay up. No, if anybody ever in their wife if I was dating somebody and they said you have to stay up to 5 a.m.
You can- well I've never had that actually. Yeah, but that'd be crazy. No see but that
Like something like that like where like they yeah, they want to do it and then-
But see I think that's unreasonable to me like I think that is something where it's like as long as you're still hanging out
You don't have to stay up till 5 a.m. In order to be with them. You know what I mean?
Like I think that's fine to not do that.
Or how about like being like I don't like it that they're singing up till 5 a.m. because then I'm sleeping alone or something.
Well then that's the flip side. You can't make them go to bed. They can't make you stay up so you have to compromise there.
So I have to compromise being alone? Sleeping?
Well, no.
You can probably tell them like, hey, I don't like this as much.
But if you force them to go to sleep, they can force you to stay up. That's fair.
That's true. That's true. You're cooking.
See?
But then, at least you communicated that you're like, yeah, I don't like that.
Yeah.
But then, like, so if I change it, then, yeah, you're not compatible.
Or you could also have them too.
Just be like, hey, I don't like going to bed at night.
Can you at least take the time to say goodnight to me when I go to bed?
Oh, I like that.
And then they come say goodnight to you, tuck you in, and you're like, oh, this is really nice.
And then you don't care what they say.
Tuck you in. How cute.
Yeah. I feel like that's sweet.
Yeah, that's sweet.
But like, relationships have compromise.
You know you have to come by some things, but if it's like if it's like your personality
No, you should not come or like your hobbies. No, you should not compromise it. Yeah
Cuz like I can't imagine like
You know, I mean if like for example if I stream a lot and somebody's like I don't like that you
Oh, I feel like I'd like yeah, there's two middle fingers to the wind like yeah, yeah, say goodbye
I don't smoke!
I don't smoke!
Emily smokes more than me!
Oh, I've smoked here in May or don't tell my mother.
Okay.
I dabble in the devil's wedding.
No, the worst part was that she would do it on stream,
and because my voice was raspy, everybody thought I was giving her the weed.
Oh my God, I remember that one where we lived together.
Yeah.
I said, I'm not being a bad influence.
Do you remember the shirt they made me of me forcing you to smoke weed?
I remember that.
It was a comic.
Yeah.
There's like I think there's like something wrong with me
Which is why I have to work on myself is because like if I have to like change up a lot of habits
I just start harboring resentment
Like I think that's fair really but like it just depends on what habits you're
I don't remember, yeah.
I think you just really like you and the way you do things.
Yeah, exactly.
You haven't found a reason to be like,
I want to work out of that model.
Nobody you should have to.
Yeah.
It's like, yeah.
I think it's fine.
Emily, someday you'll find someone who loves your hair
clumps in the shower.
Really?
You think so?
Yeah, but maybe also you shouldn't
date that person because that'd be a little weird.
Don't go by somebody's hair clumps.
Yeah, actually now that I've reconsidered that.
Yeah, that's the wrong kind of person.
Yeah, maybe don't find the person that wants to love
your hair clumps.
But somebody who loves your personality, not your hair
clubs, that they should change.
You should compromise on that actor.
Yes, that's important.
So then that way you don't have to do this.
Emily, by the way, I have news for you.
Yeah?
You know how you and I always sing Nicki Minaj?
Oh, yeah?
Did you hear what she did?
We can't sing Nicki Minaj anymore.
Tatch.
No more Nicki.
But the raps are good.
not admit something yeah it might still get in my place a few times yeah that's okay the song the song
i mean i do that with like like konyei for example i don't know why he apologized he did apologize
what really yeah it's like this the his songs are really good wait i just realized you actually
left your light off oh yeah that was so sad you could turn it back on no problem you look so sad
She actually just sat in the dark.
Sad.
Yeah.
I mean like it'd be really bad obviously.
We wouldn't want to play any Mickey songs of course.
Wait what song were you thinking?
Like B's in the Trap?
I don't know like that's just such a good song you know what I mean?
There's really just so many.
Like obviously all of these songs that you could pick from you obviously wouldn't want to click on.
Because there's just so many good ones.
But of course like obviously I don't fuck with what she's got going on.
Don't fuck with this at all.
What man unless you got what you want?
What, what, what?
Name Troy, used to live in Detroit.
It ain't still here in money.
He was stuck in some coins.
Did you perform this in the law?
No.
Oh.
Oh.
Wait.
You did a karaoke with me.
He was here.
Oh, God, yes.
He was here.
He was here.
He was here.
Now that's shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gun in my purse.
That jacket's the deal.
Who want to go first?
I only fish to half a deal.
I'm high as hell.
I only fish to half a deal.
I have a pill. I'm on some dumb shit.
By the way, what do you say?
You can tell I ain't missing no milk.
Come fuck on my automobile.
He's telling me it's true.
He's telling me it's real.
Honestly, don't fuck with me politics.
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buttons.
Hey!
Hey!
Oh my gosh! Look at her butt!
Oh my gosh! Look at her butt!
Look at her butt!
This little man, Michael, used to buy motorcycles.
Okay, wait, what about this song?
Obviously, again, probably not even a good song, because of her politics.
I don't like it.
I don't like it, but we can...
Buon!
That's a car, I mean.
Oh! Oh! No!
That's kind of it.
Oh, that was this picture.
Who is that?
And why are they naked?
I don't even know the lore behind that.
That's good pics.
Wait, that's not Kim and Rageant, right?
What is that?
That might be crazy.
Don't worry about it.
That's good hits.
Is it Kim and Rageant?
Oh, it's insane here.
Is it?
No?
Okay.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, this makes me think about Hawaii.
We're driving on the road, look at this.
Oh, well he used a boat trip with it.
you
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you
you
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I've had no hires before. If that is running rampant in the United States, I'm putting
myself down. Is it actually really bad? Yes, I've had it before, and it is bad. Like,
I was throwing up, you can't hold down anything, you throw up everything. Water, juice, soup,
Nothing stays down, yes, it is bad.
I had to go to the hospital with a shot in my butt cheek.
What?
Yes.
It, the lower bars took me out.
It actually ended my existence.
I think normalize is the worst I've ever felt,
these days.
What did you get it?
Um, went out of high school.
Really?
Yeah.
Did you remember it to this day?
Yeah, I was thinking normalize will maybe throw up
on the back of that girl's head.
What?
I did not know the story.
Oh, yeah, there was a, my teacher wouldn't let me get up
through the bathroom, I can tell her.
And she thought I was gonna pee and she was like, no, hold it.
And I was like, girl, I'm gonna throw up.
Uh-oh.
It's just your fault.
Uh-oh.
My boyfriend, Kayla, was right next to that apartment.
I said, Kayla, can you please tell her that I need to go to the restroom to throw up,
because I can't speak anymore, because the throw up was up right there.
You don't know, no, no, that's a word.
Yes, Kayla turns around and raised her hand to tell her, and as she turns, I just vomited.
And it got all in her hair.
Oh my God.
Juicy.
it was terrible. Do you think she remembers that to this day? Probably. She was, I know her last
name too, I don't want to say it, but I think I have her on Instagram, but I should see if she remembers that one time. Yeah, okay, do you remember when I threw it from the back of your head?
That is you, that's you, Paulie, woman.
I remember one time this annoying ass bitch kid
I kept hitting his french toast into maple syrup
and the syrup, like, got into my hair and I was really mad.
So if I were you, look at that.
What, how old are you?
Um, like 12.
And you kept hitting maple syrup and it got into your hair.
I'm looking for like 24.
I know, I know.
Fuckin' bitch kid.
He had the french toast, that's my hate french toast now.
He was like slapping the french toast.
I hate french toasts.
Yes, he's not one kid.
He's a bitch.
Fuck him.
You know, but Emily French toasts is so good.
No, it's soggy half the time.
No, Emily, you haven't had good french toasts.
I think you're right.
There's great...
Don't let that little rat fuck ruin your french toast experience.
Fuck him.
There's great french toasts.
I'm gonna show you.
That's what they do.
Is there anything else you had in school that was like a thing that now you don't want
to give you?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That's what they do. Is there anything else you had in school that was like a thing that now you don't like it because of this?
Yeah, fucking sweet potato fries!
Okay, Michelle Obama? She, we had amazing normal fries. Michelle Obama came around and did the healthy eating plan, whatever, and changed them all to sweet potato fries.
Okay, Michelle is great, but what the fuck was she thinking about these school foods?
Yeah, like who cares?
It was annoying. It was annoying.
That was so bad.
And he's sort of putting more veggies on the menu. Nobody wanted that.
Yeah, no one wants that.
Give me my fries.
No, I was actually really bad, like, at Michelle.
But she's great. Love you, Michelle.
But it's just like, uh, so I hate sweet potatoes, I hate French toast.
What about you, son? Anything else you hate?
I don't like sweet potatoes sometimes, but I'll eat them now, but it's because my grandma,
she used to say, okay girls, you could have dessert after dinner so we would eat all our vegetables, get dessert.
get dessert and then she would give me a fucking sweet potato with brown sugar on it.
That is not dessert. That is a vegetable. Sweet potato with brown sugar. Yes. That is not dessert.
That is a vegetable. Give me regular dessert. And she'd be like, this is dessert. You're
getting this or nothing. And ever since then I was like, why would I ever want a sweet potato with that?
Yeah, because that's not good. Because it's not good. Or okra. I don't like okras the
ones I think I don't like. I hate okras. They're not twins. Oh my god. I think okras
It's so gross. It's so bitter. It's disgusting. I don't get it.
It's really slimy.
Yes, yes. It is so slimy. It's the only food that I don't like.
Are you an okra, Rosie?
No, I think so.
It's like eating Shrek's Slop.
Oh my God. It actually...
It feels like Shrek.
No, you see, you know the algae that we saw in the lake earlier?
Yeah.
That's what it feels like when you eat it.
Really?
The algae.
I don't trust that herb.
Are people saying fry okra?
Yeah, they're like, fry okra's not that bad.
I said they're way better things I can waste my life
Why the fuck when I eat Oprah?
all things
Did you're like your grandpa's ever say like oh Emily eat carrots because it's good for your eyes
Yes, that's why I hate carrots
They controlled me to eat carrots
You still have the glasses?
Yes, I didn't help!
I'm the worst head, I'm the son of the world!
Now piss me off, I have to wear glasses.
Is this also bad?
Yeah, like, I got trolled with the carrot shit.
And I believed it, let's get to the dock.
And that never worked.
Wait, you thought that you didn't care to make me be able to see through the dock?
Yeah, I headed to the dock so I was going to eat more carrots so I could see through the dock.
That's definitely what happened.
Okay Rosie, that would be a cute problem.
That's what my mom told me, so I just believed it.
That might be a huge issue, Rosie, because there's no way you're like,
oh, I'm scared of the dark, so this is what I'm gonna do.
I was an eight-year-old showing me.
Show on me, I was an eight-year-old.
Okay, then we're home!
There's a big light.
I know, finally, hours later.
Where have we made it, guys?
We're finally gonna cook, ladies and gentlemen.
Yes, and it's going to be amazing with bacon and truffle and soju, oh my god, we do get
to do soju.
Yeah.
That would be so fun.
What did you say, uh, Nihon mom?
What did you just say to me?
Wait, no.
No, so explain what you said.
I don't know.
I didn't want to say that.
No, no, no.
Why did you choose to say Nihon mom specifically?
No.
No, why did you choose to say Nehamah specifically?
That's it, I don't think it's a big thing.
No, you said, surge you something.
Surge you.
She had nothing Nehamah at all.
And how'd you choose to say no?
Oh, what the fuck?
No, you are racist.
No, no, OK.
I'll take that.
I'll take that.
Rosie is a racist.
Bad hits.
She never won.
Choose to say no.
That wasn't good enough to be Nehamah.
Uh, Rosie has a different language, too.
Yeah, copy that.
Copy that.
Yeah, I don't know.
Oh, Rosie.
That hits.
OK, Rosie, you're just a little racist.
Oh, sorry.
I got my car under your seat, so we'll get that later.
Um, no, no, no, I didn't grab it.
I have your bag, stay down.
Oh, thank you.
Um, I'll grab this one.
You get it?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, OK.
Run away, run away, run away, run away, run away.
Oh, the frick did you drop it?
Yeah, I just let it under.
Oh, no, no, wait, you actually did drop it.
Is it GG?
Where is it?
I don't know.
Uh oh.
Oh, are these LPs?
I don't see any.
Yeah. Where's not that?
No, it probably is.
I was just...
What?
Oh, I thought you were grabbing the phone.
No, I was just saying it's so good.
Do you need it?
No, no, I'm fine.
You know what the chat is about?
Yeah, we got eaten by the car seat. That's the worst too.
Oh my gosh, another cool car!
Oh, thank you!
I did get it washed today, but it has spots on it.
I need to get it detailed.
Very cool car.
I like it when it starts with in by the garage.
Wait, what does it do?
It just sounds cool. I like it.
Roar, roar, roar!
Wait, what?
I'm ready for magic.
Oh, that's a good part.
It's like when you're holding in a far away.
I like it, it sounds good.
It does sound good.
I think it sounds cool.
Oh, my part doesn't really make any fun sounds.
You have a silent Tesla.
Yeah, it's very quiet.
But that one, it's in reverse, it sounds like a spaceship.
Oh, hi.
I don't know, like whenever you put it in reverse, you're like,
oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh.
We made it.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
We're back.
Wow, we can't.
If we left it, we can't go outside.
I know.
What is the vibe?
It's urgent.
You guys had your Christmas bow so long.
Yeah, I know.
I didn't even come down.
It's really cute.
So cute
Yes fellow
Oh, you want to pet me?
Yeah, I'm trying to.
I saw her.
Come here.
Wait, wait, wait.
What's that thing?
Oh, I don't know.
What do you have to do?
What do you have to do?
Are they friends?
Are they friends?
No, no, no.
Oh, he's so cute.
Is he pooping?
I
Yeah, sorry
I'll go over here
I come in peace though
Nixon has a favorite child
Yeah, she has the like motion
Welcome. Welcome, dearly gentle.
And like, and he has to like, chutter more.
Like, you obviously have a favorite child.
Dearly, still in your chest.
Say, ma.
Oh.
Oh, he's so scared of you.
Oh, he is scared of you.
Oh, my God.
Oh, he's so.
Oh, no, no, no.
Hold the camera.
Hold the camera back.
Hold your arm.
He won't scratch you.
Oh.
Hold your hand.
He won't scratch you.
He won't scratch you.
Hi, Hoony.
Oh, he said you speak.
Really?
No.
Wait, what?
Who is pretty big?
Hey, he's a little fat, OK?
He's fat.
He's hot.
He's a little chucky.
He's just a little fat boy.
I like him.
I like him.
He's kind of fat.
He's just a little chucky.
Look at his curves.
He's a big chug.
He's a fat boy.
Please, we go.
If you give him, if we close, he'll come in the kitchen.
And he'll let you hide.
Classic.
Classic animal.
OK, go ahead.
go ahead. I will lay out everything that we need for our
creepy character.
Are these real? Yeah, they get you on every week. Fresh. Wow, it's amazing. I
like how nicely decorated everything is. That's crazy.
I haven't been here since my birthday party was here. Oh, and then I left a huge mess.
it was here for like a week really like all the confetti on the ground
okay so um let's go through all of our groceries so do
Soju, green onions, these are good for the ramen, soju, that's it, and then Simba's got the rest here too.
I don't really know their kitchen, but basically Simba's going to teach me how to cook today.
Yeah.
But I don't know where the stuff is, so I don't want to intrude.
Right.
Yeah.
Okay.
Did your parents ever say, never open up a guest's fridge?
It's really rude.
One of them did, yeah.
Oh.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Okay.
Oh, look at how nice this is.
Okay, I'm going to have Simba do it.
Oh my God, look at all this stuff.
Uh, okay, I'm gonna have something to do with it.
Oh my God, look at all this stuff!
That is adorable! I don't even like cats that much, but I like this.
This is so nice!
They're like little cat ladles. I like it.
And then, this is Emmy's Corner.
It's the Kirby Burgers. Oh my God, I love it.
It's so cute.
I've always liked that one!
I'll do open that one.
cocaine you can't you can't show that one string
I don't believe it's close to one
that's Andy's jaw
Andy's jaw
here we go
oh look crazy
uh yeah this is what you need
what?
old air fryer
you miss it?
yeah
oh my god oh okay
I heard they're really hard to clean
simple you literally just grab this you can look at the dishwasher like I've
never used you just put it under the tap and clean yeah doesn't get oily
I decided to try max do you have like a teacher that I can wear thank you so
now who you just put that into the sink and that's it well you can wash it like
Okay, I'll play it.
No, my pants are fine. Thank you, girl.
Okay, detergent?
Yeah.
Like, yeah, like you're watching a dish, you know.
Guys! Is this the blender that I got at the grocery store?
It might be.
I don't know if it's the right brand, but that'd be really cool if it was. It's okay if it's not.
When have you seen this? The Ninja Creamy?
The Ninja Creamy?
Yeah.
This is good tech. It makes ice cream.
ice cream.
How?
So you can put like...
Creamuccino, what the hell is that?
No idea what the fuck that is.
Wow, ice cream, ice cream, light ice cream, sorbet, gelato.
Yep, it's how Zoil gets by.
He just puts almond milk and protein powder in a thing,
freezes it overnight, and then it's like ice cream.
That's so cool!
Yeah, it's really good.
I don't know if they have this.
And they even make a milkshake.
That actually sounds really good.
I didn't know they sold us because who wants just like an like ice cream. It's really good
Yeah, really good rice cooker. Oh
Oh, yeah, that's Emmys.
It's fancier than this.
This is a good brand.
It's super fancy.
So, do you know what she...
Yeah, those are my sourdough starter.
Overflowed.
Oh, no!
But when you feed it, it gets...
That's a good thing, though,
because that means it's really active.
So, it's active right now?
Yeah, but like, over the inside.
This is another one?
Yeah.
Oh, can you do this little swirl thing?
It's not active right now,
but you sort of can.
But it's not super active,
so, like, earlier,
like a few hours ago when you got here,
I didn't notice it was up here.
up here. Wow. Now go back down to the tongue again. It's real. It's a lie. It has yeast in it and that's living. Yeast. Yeast?
Wait, we have yeast, right? Well, I don't think you should have yeast. Wait, I thought girly pops?
You're supposed to, right?
Oh, I don't remember.
Oh, sometimes you have a yeast infection.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
That's what I'm thinking of.
Okay.
I think I was like, I don't know.
You're supposed to have these.
I think you win.
Yeah, yeah.
No, I don't have these.
All right.
I want to go change to my shirt.
Okay.
Of course.
Wait, where's my, did I put my phone down here?
Oh, it's over the cat's, right?
Yeah.
Wait, this is going to be a, a, a chud dinner.
Yeah.
a Todd dinner.
Yeah.
You're excited because you're getting some food.
Here's the thing. I think we make it really special for Emily.
It's because I know she doesn't really want me to talk to her.
I think she's quick. Everything into it.
To make it the best you possibly made it.
I think it just makes sense. Sometimes it's good for Emily.
It's good for Emily, right?
Yeah, I think you just try to really updo yourself this time.
Like kind of one up it from the last time.
Yeah, I think so.
Okay, but in order to do that obviously, I think I have to make one bullet at a time.
Make sure I make only one private ride you'd like the whole batch. No, I can't do
I can't really do good in a batch of stuff. So I'm just gonna do the one
I disagree
The door really cares what you think
So the logic is your
This is so nice!
This is my life.
It's so good.
What time is it?
8.25.
We start cooking.
No problem.
We waited so long.
We ate night food.
Wait.
I don't know where my phone is.
Is that Derek?
I'll get that one down.
I'll go grab it.
Sorry.
Oh, it's okay.
Don't worry.
Take your time.
Okay.
We're going to have our heavy whipping cream.
And then, okay, so I don't really like eating bacon.
Right.
so i'm curious if i'm gonna like the creamy udon because it has a lot of bacon in it right
well not a lot of bacon it's just like kind of sprinkled okay that's the meat that's the protein
in it i guess i don't even have to make it like salty
okay wait this is such a this is such a like a this is a good spread yeah
I have to memorize this because I'll just buy this and have it go to H mark.
You're going to go to H mark by all these ingredients.
Yes, and after I learned today.
You are going to...
Okay, so how about while I'm going to New York, at some point your homework is you have
to go to H mark, buy something to make yourself.
This?
Yes.
Okay.
I can do that.
I can do that.
I can do that! This is like four ingredients. This is perfect.
It's really not hard. Oh my god, wait, of course you have to try one of these.
Oh god.
Oh yeah.
To start with, we're really blunt.
I guess the one thing Emily will buy.
I'll get all the food. I'll get this.
I like those people. I was just soaking in their house.
I didn't.
Guys!
Oh my shi-
Guys! Oh god, not too dramatic, but I've always wanted to play the Apatuh game.
Oh no, the flip one?
No, there's one where they go like this, but I never knew how to play it.
Wait, how do you do it?
It's like just for the Aputa song.
And it's like a... I have to look it up.
It's like a drinking game, but it's like Aputa, Aputa, Aputa.
Is that right?
Yeah.
Try it.
Um, I think...
Look it up. Come on.
I have no fucking idea.
Apatopota, apatopota, apatopota, apatopota, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Maybe when I answer that, ah, ah, ah, you have to drink.
Yeah.
Um, apatopota.
Yeah, wait, let me look up apatopota game.
Is that what it is like when you're on a drink?
Yeah, it's like on a certain, oh my god, how to play Korea's trendy apatodrinking game.
Oh my.
Okay.
I don't happen to grab a baby and get ready to play baby. Yeah, wow
Sorry, okay, I think that oh, sorry my bad again hit marker
Two, three, four, five.
What the fuck?
What are you doing?
You're cute.
And then you drink.
Shut up.
Okay.
The fuck?
Okay.
So that's how you play?
We should do it.
Okay, okay.
So I'll play a song.
Okay.
And then, and then.
Okay, so now you're going to have to just say a random number.
Okay, well, so you have to get it in.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you have to have one here.
You have to play two.
Yeah, it can't be us two.
It has to be us three.
Okay.
There you go.
Put it, put it, put it.
And then you see a number.
Put it, put it.
Five.
One, two, three, four.
And then Rosie would break it.
What?
Yeah, cause you're the one on top.
Rosie, which one do you want?
Yeah, I get it.
Woo!
Go Rosie!
Okay, now go again.
Now set the number.
Eight.
Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Okay.
Are we doing it like this?
Is this how you play, guys?
This is my dream come true.
Oh my god, I love this.
All right, ready?
What are you saying over now?
Seven.
Poor cat.
One two, three four five six
Rosie!
Seven!
I know!
Look at the monster dream!
Where's my dream?
I want to try this so much!
Wait, you know what we need to do?
We need to do the Squid Game one.
Oh, that one is good.
What's that?
What's that?
Well, we had to have a little statue thing, right?
I thought the statue was coming.
You know the girl in that game?
Yeah, there's like red light for a minute.
Yeah, but you hit it and it turns to hit it someone it's like spin the bottle pretty much
What?
How romantic.
Wait, you take a shot instead of.
I need a bottle.
I'm gonna spin this knife.
I need a bottle.
Oh, a knife.
That's probably dangerous.
Okay, what do we use this?
Ready?
What do we do?
What do we do?
Dinner party.
Oh, you're going to get it.
Oh, no.
You're going to get it.
You're going to get it.
No, I'm not.
It doesn't matter.
Oh, Rosie.
Oh, no.
I'm working.
Oh, it's been for so long.
Why is this going on?
It's a long, long trip.
It's a long trip.
It's a long trip.
It's a long trip.
It's a long trip.
It's a long trip.
Rosie?
No.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
Oh, whoa.
Get a drink.
No, you're not.
Okay, next one.
Okay.
Now you go to get a drink.
Get to it.
Get to it.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I'm on my way.
No.
Oh, baby.
Oh, my God.
I'm on my way.
I'll take a little drink.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
That's good.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
That's a lot.
That's good! Oh my god, that's a lot.
I can't believe that was happening.
Oh wow!
Did you guys ever play spin the bottle growing up?
I was so into nerd. I never had a spin the bottle growing up.
I always wanted one, but no one would ever do it with me.
And I just wanted the guy to kiss me.
I know, I was way too embarrassed.
Wait, don't you have a seven minutes to heaven story?
Yeah, but it was like a group of us in a closet.
We just sat there in the dark.
I always used to wish that I had a seven minutes to heaven story,
but I never got to end up in a guy's closet.
I know, I've never sat in a closet.
You just ended up in your own.
Yeah, that's true. I did end up in my own closet.
Yeah, we just sat there, we were like, this is cool.
We were like so young, like 12 or something.
Did you kiss a guy?
No.
My first kiss was in high school sophomore year.
Really?
When I was 16.
Okay.
It was my first kiss.
And I was like, I watched a movie with a guy.
and then the whole time he was like we didn't do anything we just we were watching the movie
and then at the end he's like wait Emily I want to do something I'm like what and then he kissed me
and then I'm like whoa and then he went yippee I did it oh no you need not eat my
you eat me you eat me I did it I was like no I said oh my god that was my first kiss
I'm kind of cute though but I don't know if the yippee doesn't make it a little awkward
I really liked him that much. He's like yippee! And that was my first kid.
Okay, my first one, there was a guy that I knew in middle school and I was in seventh grade and he told me,
oh can you meet me at the bus stop on your walk home and I was like, oh that's fine, sure.
So, I manned with the bus stop and then he was waiting for me outside of the bus and I said,
what did you need to show me?
And then he grabbed my face and he kissed me.
Oh my god!
Did you like it?
Not really.
Oh no!
So, I was kind of confused because I was a kid, you know?
Yeah!
And I kind of just was like, hmm, okay.
What was that?
Interesting.
And then I walked home and I remember that, you know, it's awkward.
So like some kids kiss with like more spit, less spit.
And I remember his mouth was kind of wet.
I walked home and my mouth was wet and I was like,
oh my god, what was that?
I was like, what was that?
That's scary.
I wish I would have been like, oh, that's such a cute,
like, romantic kiss, but it wasn't.
It was like, I was kind of like, it's not hard enough.
I was like, why is this happening?
You know, damn, I'm trying to turn it up this way.
Oh, Sarah, can you show me what you're doing?
Yes, I'm putting bacon in a pan.
How?
Like, I turn the stove on.
You had to put anything in the pan?
Bacon has its own natural grease.
Oh, they're so smart.
So actually, if you add grease into a pan,
it's kind of overdoing it.
And you normally drain grease from bacon.
So you can set it down on a hot pan so that that way it
will, like, if you can tell it's really hot,
and then it will sizzle.
And then the grease will naturally come out of it,
so it won't stick.
OK, so you wait for the sizzle.
Mm-hmm.
So you see how I'm setting it down and waiting for it to sizzle?
You want to know what a lot of people do when they first
What?
I've actually seen you do it before.
Oh, what?
What is it?
When you cook, you put stuff on a pan before it's hot enough.
Oh, yeah.
And then it just heats up naturally, yes, the pan gets hotter.
Right, but it'll start slowly internally cooking it, or externally cooking it, and then it
cooks differently than how it would if the pan was already hot.
Ah!
You got me!
Yeah!
Okay!
Yeah, when you were asking me that case of Dia, that pan was not hot yet.
It's going to be so convenient if I drop this ood on on the sink today.
And I leave it there.
I said, so not a case of Dia, I dropped in the sink.
I'm sorry, so not a case of Dia.
But she did! You couldn't tell, right? I had to say that I dropped it?
No, yeah, that was probably the worst part of it, though.
I didn't know what you were going to sink until Chad was like, you know,
they're doing what their version of the Omega 44s were at the time.
Why are they doing that?
She's like, oh, sit up.
Sorry.
Oh, there's what she did.
Oh, sit up.
Sorry.
I mean, you could drop it in the sink.
But it was my accident.
And it's probably fine, right?
It's probably fine.
It's probably fine.
And then I was like, you what?
And then I remembered how dirty our sink was.
And I go, you what?
And I go, like, oopsies, just a little bit.
Piped clogs.
Hear this, Emily?
Oh, oh.
That's a good sizzle.
We're going to cut the bacon, so I don't care about it being good straight form.
I just want to cut it up on the side.
We're going to put this every part of the bacon has to be touching the pan.
In this oven, you can kind of throw it around.
If you wanted a full slice of bacon, yes.
But like here, because it doesn't have a lot, I want to cut it up.
Look at that!
That's a good piece of bacon.
Look, see?
Here it goes.
I'm gonna do this.
That's why I put this in place.
Now look, look, see?
We do that.
And then we do our snack.
We have to do this.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
They talked with the kids of the pan.
Right, because of this.
Well, do you know what this is, Urs?
What?
A soju shot.
It does, it does.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Wait, hold on.
I hope it's not a cute song.
This is a good, we got the cookie guns in an hour.
I'm so proud of her.
Okay, okay, ready?
Yeah, I was running in the home game.
In the home game.
Game start.
I, uh, tap, tap it.
I, uh, tap, tap it.
No, it's the way they want it.
Oh my god, it's been so long.
Tap, tap it.
I, uh, tap it.
Emily!
No!
No!
No!
Me!
Oh!
Oh!
What the heck?
Oh my goodness!
Oh my god!
It's a rosey.
No, it's a rosey.
Ready?
All right, ready?
That's what it's for.
Yeah.
Oh
Oh
I'll put it down, that's it.
Okay, so I'm going to go first.
Oh, I'm so drunk.
And we would cook downstairs in the kitchen in our old house and we'd either watch and we would get wine or we would get in the pool and do it.
Oh yeah, the pool was crazy.
Oh yeah, you want to see the bacon?
With a wild Emily look.
We're back!
Rosie was too drunk guys, sorry.
Wow!
Yeah, Rosie got a little weird.
Wait isn't that bad that it's kind of brown on the bottom with the pan and the pumpkin?
No, not at all.
And also, if it ever starts doing this, this oil, so every oil has a smoke point, every
grease has a smoke point.
So, like my hair, the grease in my hair has smoke points.
So that means do not set it on fire.
Do not.
It will start smoking.
I think I'm dumb on getting because I started laughing at that and Miss Joji was a little
warm in my belly.
Yeah, yeah.
Isn't it a little warm?
We didn't eat that much.
No.
Yeah.
We barely ate.
You can watch a scary movie tonight.
Yay!
That's great.
That's good vibes.
I don't know a scary movie I want to watch.
Are there any good ones?
Probably good ones.
There's plenty.
Yeah?
Oh my god, wait that one would be so cute.
I'm a scary middleman.
Yes.
See look, I turn the heat down.
See that way it moves the sparing smoke and I don't want it to start smoking.
So for example, olive oil has a smoke point.
Vegetable oil has a smoke point.
Meaning a lot of people think you can turn on high heat on oil.
Oh my god.
No, no, I'm learning, I'm learning.
I've been learning for a long time.
So then sometimes, you know, like, wait, wait, also, I have another question.
I have another question, I have another question.
Okay, um, isn't it interesting that she didn't flip the bacon?
Like, I see, a thing for me is I always flip too much.
That's a good question
Oh my god, really? You got socks.
Uh, put that.
Put that. Uh, put that. So if I low heat right now, okay.
The thing with golden brown, they're getting like,
it's a perfect piece of bacon.
Oh, I can cook it with that.
This is this is the best.
But I'm going to flip it because we're going to put it into...
That looks amazing. Look at the color on that thing.
Not bad, right?
Do you like crispy or like not crispy bacon?
I like soft bacon.
Me too!
You put bacon into crispy. It's like a purple paper. Yes, it hurts to eat
Yes, but crispy baked or soft bacon's like it's like new it's like, you know
I'm not easy to eat. I'm a little chewy
So should we do soft bacon for this yeah, we can do something okay, that's easy
so we're gonna do this and then
And we're gonna get water because we have these noodles and we're not gonna cook them right away because these cook very quickly
I'm going to bring the noodles and I'm going to heat up so it's called...
Are you getting on?
No, I'm not listening.
You are then you're going to get on.
No, no, I'm like enjoying, I'm like smiling and listening.
So, Emily?
Yeah.
Going on, right?
What?
You're not going to yawn, right?
Oh, no, not going on.
No yawn.
We're going to make cream sauce.
What?
It's garlic.
How do you make the cream sauce?
And parmesan.
Before we hit the noodles
But what I'm also gonna do is when I take the noodles out
Okay
She's just getting pissed off.
Little did she know, she thought she was more with you and more with me.
And then we were with each other.
And now she's like, she's gonna call me and be like,
wait, we should look equal.
Hi, Sarah.
Sarah.
I'm so glad you had fun with her.
Yeah, she was so nice.
She is like the best.
She's my life coach now.
She helped me get myself into shape.
Really?
Talking to her, I was like, I have a lot of things I need to work on.
Okay, but I'm not a lot.
I watched some of your stuff.
You know when we sat, I got baited by TikTok comments.
What they say?
The TikTok commenter said,
I'm not gonna lie,
extra Emily has been looking like
she's been a little in her head recently.
And I looked at my mentals, okay?
And then I thought about screenshotting
and it said he was a girl.
That's a TikTok comment?
Yes, it was a comment.
Oh, okay, no way.
Oh, I'm doing great.
I'm working on myself.
I'm doing great.
Emily, I'm doing great.
Oh, thank you, Simba.
It's just been fun.
Everything is great.
Also, can I add, I'm not joking with you,
I think you are a much, like,
like I think we were friends when we lived together.
I think you are like, you've grown so much
as a person as we lived together in the best way.
Like you are such an awesome person.
Spake me and call me Sally, it's just real life.
Thank you.
That's so nice.
I don't want to spank you. I don't want to spank you. It's like you say when you're like pinch me. It doesn't feel real.
And somebody just wrote that one. Stop turning around. Why are you turning around?
I don't want to spank you.
The cheese won't be here for a little bit.
Oh wait, what's the cheese for?
15 minutes.
What's the cheese for?
The sauce, oh, I don't want to steal any of this.
You guys have to like put your name on stuff.
No, we just have to show it.
Oh!
It's Bonnie's.
And then this is Free Rome.
Wait, Q, I love that.
It's good tech, right?
It's Bonnie?
Yeah.
It's a bunch of butter in it.
Well, I think they haven't had stuff in it
because she's been gone.
Yeah, that's a good thing.
But she cleared it out before she left.
Wow, that's actually so cool.
But you guys have your own shelves.
Besides, and then you want to see our pantry?
Yes.
There's a light.
So, Sine can never go to V shows?
No!
Emily, because look!
Everything below us.
Emily, look at this.
These motherfuckers put everything up here.
Oh, so far!
Can you wait?
Emily, how do you do it?
How do you get it?
See, she's not as tall as you.
She can at least reach that far.
Oh, so you don't hand down when she's standing on her TV.
Well, then I do it.
She's not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
She's not. She's standing.
Okay, but we're...
See? She reaches it.
Yeah, see?
Yeah.
Wait up! Wait, so do you have shelves in here, like the other...the rule?
What?
Do you have a shelf rule in this one? Or is it all three rows?
I don't know. It's kind of like whatever...
Who's is that? It's the Disney Cookie Tin.
We got that for Christmas. Do you want to open it?
Oh, it's okay. Wait, what is it?
I think somebody's right here and we did it, so I'm not opening it. You can open it.
Wow! Wait, Sina, have you seen the lottery tickets that were left here during my birthday?
There was a lottery ticket left here?
Uh, like, yeah, during the birthday party, a lot of people got lottery tickets and I just, uh...
Yeah, I don't know about that one.
Did you have them too, Rosie?
No.
Okay, I don't know.
You were a lottery ticket, you didn't even open it?
Yeah, I have no idea.
Wait, I guess, I think I know where I left it.
Okay, wait, I didn't even, you guys didn't even open this.
Can I open it?
Disney Tim!
Oh, okay, what's this?
Oh, I'm just getting rid of the grease.
And then where do you put the grease?
So, I'm gonna put it in...
Oh, not this thing, sorry, outside or in the trash?
Oh, interesting.
Cause you don't want to put this grease in the...in this thing.
Can I just like go outside and put on the concrete?
Yeah, now to be fair, you are a renter
and if you hate your land war, you could just throw it down the sink.
Oh!
Really?
Yeah, like if you want to fuck this landlord, oh yeah, throw it down that sink.
But he really shouldn't.
OK, yeah, we should.
Because it's bad for the drain.
Or people like to put it in an aluminum foil, right?
And then throw it away?
In foil?
Yeah, people put it.
They put oil in foil.
Yeah.
You can't, because it's dry.
Oh, that's shit.
And then it gets hard, and you can throw it away.
Save it for collard greens.
Save it?
What do you put it in a bottle?
Now, you know Emily's good at not making collard greens.
Don't even type that in the chat.
She's not making collard greens.
Oh my gosh.
Color green.
You're not making color greens.
You're not making color greens.
Oh, oh.
Yeah, no color greens.
You know Emily is not making color greens.
OK, wait, should we ask NHL also?
Yes.
Well, are you all about her?
Are all the makings?
No.
OK.
I like this one.
Cool.
Oh.
I can text her.
It's him.
It's him.
I almost forgot.
I don't know if she's shutting.
She's shutting.
Do you know who you are?
Me?
I hope they're shaped like Disney characters.
I like Goofy the most.
Oh, I didn't want to know what the mission is.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I haven't found out.
Did someone give it to you?
I did, okay.
Okay.
Do the honors, Sina.
Oh, you did.
That's probably some fuck-ass popcorn.
Did you steal a piece of bacon?
You're so right.
Oh my god, it is coffee.
Wait, it looks good!
It's better than Disney's things though.
Mmm, it's good.
Yummy.
Cool.
I'm going to check over there if there's watery tickets.
Yeah.
You're stealing, he's the bacon now.
Oh my god, you stole a whole piece of bacon.
What?
Rosie a whole piece
Oh my god, and it's not even it's a little over crispy
That's how I like it perfectly
Oh my god, can I do something? I think I have autism. Yeah
No, I need to wait no no no no no good. No I
Know cuz I think you probably don't believe it, but I need to explain why I need to explain why can I explain?
Please. So this morning I was making eggs and I made a discovery. One of my eggs
had the shell partially broken. Oh my god I can't get it out. And so I spent 15
minutes picking the outside of the egg off the shell and I realized I think
because it's hardened a little bit every time I leave it it's easier to pick
off. So now I really want to try to get tweezers because look.
What the fuck are you saying to me?
Look, look, look, look, look.
I can pick off the outer part of the egg.
I discovered that this morning.
Emily.
Uh-huh.
I broke an egg, and the membrane is still intact.
And I can peel the egg shell off with the membrane still.
And I found it this morning.
Awesome, Senna.
Emily one day one morning cinema's rolling an egg across every surface in our kitchen
Okay, the sound was like comparing the sound Emily. No, what he's
Played the egg game. Yes. I think the only person I know that has been it what
I don't want to eat it.
I don't want to eat that egg.
I don't want to eat that egg.
I don't want to eat that egg, man.
I don't want to eat it.
I don't want to eat it.
I don't want to eat it.
I don't want to eat it.
Yeah.
Egging is so hard.
It is.
I used to get egg after hard.
30 minutes, yeah.
30 minutes?
Yeah, I started 30 minutes.
I'm like, okay, I'm done.
I'm over it.
Well, the reason why I was rolling the egg on the surface is because the sound design
was really good.
If you take this egg and you roll it on.
It's exactly how it sounds in the game.
It is a one-to-one.
It does not get pretty smart.
That's a pretty smart one.
What about this?
Wait, what about this?
What about this?
That's different, right?
No, that's the same.
It's when you were jumping on tins.
It would have to be an empty tin though.
It's not empty. It's full tin.
If I dumped this popcorn out, it would sound just like it.
Wow, they made it so accurate.
It's really good.
Good game!
No.
Emily, you need to do a platformer.
Uh, yeah, I think I like platformers.
I don't know any good ones,
besides like getting over it or whatever.
Or getting over it soft.
Or what is it? The jump king.
Jump king's hard.
Jump king is good.
Really?
Yes.
Okay, do you want to learn a cool thing about your scallions?
My scallions?
Yes.
I like this trick.
Oh, sure.
This is my favorite trick.
The scallion trick.
I am learning a lot
Can I go back to that dinner and make your vlog?
No, don't worry, I said I don't want to cut it
I think it's perfect
You know what we're missing?
Yeah
Is it true that you can't do steak on this type of cutting board?
Yeah, first of all, wood with the raw steak
But I don't really care
I think we're missing something
What? The music?
It's one more time!
Oh
Oh
That's it ready
I'm gonna get my JBL
Uh, sure, yeah.
My speaker?
Yeah.
Uh-oh, guys, one down.
I already feel it.
Don't.
I'm fine.
You have to wash the bacon.
Do you feel it?
Yes.
Me too.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh, this is a good owie.
It'll be a big deal here.
Hold on.
I have to wash the bacon, she said.
Yeah, wash the bacon.
Make sure it doesn't run away.
What do I do with it?
Just watch it.
I get in trouble if I touch it.
I don't want to touch it.
I don't want to touch it.
I don't want to touch it.
I don't want to touch it.
I don't want to touch it.
I get in trouble if I touch it. Wait, can you zoom in on it and look at the bubbles. Isn't that interesting?
Is that from a gas week? I like that gas like building up. Yes, the gas underneath the bacon is dying to escape.
Thus it bubbles from the grease touching the bottom of the bacon. I might be under something.
I would not have the patients to wait.
Really?
Yeah.
you
you
you
you
you
more crispy than I wanted it. I'm gonna make it less crispy for the next ones.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
Yum!
Five.
Three less could be.
Thank you, Zara, for not forgetting.
Thank you so much.
All right, ready?
Wait.
Hey!
You're my soda pop.
Hi, little soda pop.
Look, something I've been listening to.
That's good.
I like a favorite song in a while. Have you played this batch? Oh
You need to fight this back keep away. I quit it. I had two episodes left and my chat wants me to finish it
But it's too late. I'm never finishing it. Sorry. You don't like it. She doesn't like any of the girls
I hate him. It's a girl. I hate blonde blazer. You're an insult. Yeah, okay?
I was like there's like the both the girls suck. I hated miss a guy more, I think
There's so many good songs for them.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
I heard like the stream version, the non-copyright version was like worse.
No.
They're really good songs.
This song's from here.
No, the copyright version is incredible.
Yeah, the non-copyright version is worse.
Yeah, the copyright version is incredible.
This song is so good.
Chat loves this song.
It's called Radio.
Radio?
Oh my god, my egg!
Oh, the egg!
Look.
Wow.
I'm gonna take off the whole shell.
I'm gonna pick it out every day.
That looks pretty cool.
Right?
And then look, look, look.
I can just take off little pieces.
Wow.
Slowly.
Isn't that cool?
Can I pick up one?
Yeah.
That's good.
No, no, you can do it.
You can do it, you can do it.
I can't like it. No, yes you can.
I can't, I can't.
Emily, Emily, Emily.
No, no, no, no, no, do this piece.
It's loose.
Lift it, lift it, lift it.
You got it, you got it, you got it.
You got it.
No, no, no, other way, other way.
Do it from this way.
Do it with the bottom of your nail and then yes.
I can't!
You can, you can, you can.
Emily!
I can't!
It's hard work!
It's not like hard work. I did it this morning.
Here, here, do this piece, do this piece.
And then break the break.
This might be autism.
I like it.
It's good. I found it this morning.
So now I'm working on it.
Look at it.
We'll lay it this way.
I just saw it.
Oh, no.
Sana, how long does it take to make creamy carbonara udon?
Don't worry, don't worry.
We're starting the udon now.
The bacon's done.
That's a lot.
Are you hungry?
I'm just wondering, because when I'm cooking this,
I wonder how long I will spend on it.
I'm a lazy butt.
To be fair, we've taken about four drinking breaks,
and it's about time for a fit.
Oh, that's true.
That's true.
So it is doable for a lazy piece of poop like this.
You could do this in 30 minutes.
Really?
Yes.
OK.
That's pretty good.
You can do it really easy.
Usually to boil water.
And then we're going to add everything in to the pot.
Oh, that's what did it for you?
Was it 30 minutes?
30 minutes?
OK.
There's no water in here.
Is that OK?
Oh, wait.
I forgot one.
Sorry, I got distracted, I started dancing.
Wait, that's good catch, Emily.
Oh my god, you're like Gordon Ramsay.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
Should we do it half way?
No, you do it half way.
Well, yeah, we have half way to go.
It's for all the other guys.
Ooh, that's heavy.
There you go.
Perfect.
Okay, guys.
Can we try the Swiss Game one? Yeah. What is that? Okay. So I think, I think, oh my god, we should be red like green like actually. Yeah!
Because we're the way for the water boilers. I'll be down, I'll be down. Actual red like, okay, okay, okay.
I can just put it here, I guess.
Wait, wait, actually you will be the guy, so then check and see if we're moving.
Okay, so do that.
That works.
And then I'll play the music, and then we'll train.
Sure.
Squid.
I've drunk the most, I'll sit out this one, it's fine.
No, you can't do that.
And here is the shot.
It's almost like a loser has to scream.
If one of us doesn't get caught.
So that's instead of for us to go faster.
OK, so that way you have to go faster.
That's the way.
Yes, yes, yes.
All right, smart little fun.
I lost Quint game.
OK, ready?
One hour of red light.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I wish this was lit.
OK.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You wanna make it a faster and faster one?
No, so when you go there she's okay.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Okay, wait.
Rosa, you have to get the turn when she's talking and then back when she's lost.
Okay.
Okay, you go out.
There's a version?
There's a version?
Okay.
Where it goes faster.
So, when she's talking, you're gonna face away from us and then when you turn back, we're
going to be moving. But, this one goes where was it? Red light green light sound faster
and faster. Faster and faster. This is good.
I know what she taught you to turn around.
Wait, that was too fast!
Wait, the course is too short!
The course is too short!
Wait, wait, wait, we already made it!
The course is too short!
Emily, I have a really good one that we could do.
A good drinking game.
What?
Wait here.
Okay.
Good drinking.
I have an air purifier.
Wait wait, wait.
Walt, Walt's gonna get that.
Okay, really try again.
What is she?
What's new?
How are you doing?
Oh fuck off, fuck off.
Netflix sent me these, they're the official split game stuff that they used to show.
So you want to use these?
Wait, what's the song of the game, Tria, the Lawn Song?
I never played this. What is it, Dapji?
Yes. Oh wait, was it the Squid Game, like, 2U song? Was that what it was?
It was super hard.
Ready, Emily?
So you have to do this?
Oh, that wasn't bad.
It's gonna be so hard.
That wasn't bad.
It's going to be so hard.
Okay.
No, okay.
Oh, that was so close!
I'm so close!
I'm a little bit in there.
Oh my god, it was close.
Oh!
Oh, that's fun.
It's so hard.
Oh, it's not bad at all.
Can we find another one?
It's so bad.
Can you do this?
This one looks impossible.
It's pretty hard.
It's going to be really hard.
Yeah.
No, no.
You should be able to do it here.
Ready?
Fuck.
What?
I missed.
Emily, you're the fucking bad.
I didn't put time in the ring for that.
Fuck.
I missed.
Emily, you're the fucking bad.
I didn't put time in the ring for that.
Fuck.
I missed.
I missed.
I missed.
I missed.
I missed.
What?
Oh my god.
It's so hard.
Okay.
Oh my god.
You're not even making it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Okay, here.
Ready?
So this one, is it one, take them, roll them out.
You pick up one.
Wow!
Okay, wait.
Fuck!
You pick up one at a time, then choose them threes.
Okay, so like, if I do this, and I roll them out,
you pick up here.
Okay.
Wait, that's a plus! That's a plus!
No, it's hard, it's hard.
That's not what you did was really good at all.
Oh my god, there's no way I could do this.
What do I do? I throw and they catch?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay!
No, there's no way.
We're dead.
Yeah, we're dead.
Let me try again, try again.
Here, go again.
See, you want to dice roll it?
Because when they're two close together, it's hard to catch.
Oh.
Oh, it's hard.
Okay, so I'm ghostin' him.
Go ghostin' him.
Rosie, didn't you try this for days and you couldn't get it?
Yeah.
Okay, see I picked the red one because it was the worst position.
Oh, it was hard.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh my gosh!
It's so hard.
It's so hard.
Try it.
Hi, Maxie.
Max.
You like it?
Hi, Max.
What do you think?
See, the trick is that they're shorter up, this shorter?
Yeah.
I hear we all have to take a shot up for this.
We all lose.
I know.
Even you, Rosie, you try it.
Rosie, you try it.
Here, I'll hold the camera.
No, I cannot.
You gotta try one.
I'm a fucking monster one.
There.
Wait, do you start with one?
Yeah.
Okay.
You're doing worse than me, Rogan, how's that possible?
Oh, good job, good job!
No, no, no, look at these!
Oh, oh!
Are you through with one?
Yeah, you, you throw it up, grab one, and then tap the other one.
How have we gone?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
That's okay.
Do it again?
I'm not drunk.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I'm drunk.
Is this really good?
Yes, it's very...
We literally watched one time, we did it for like two hours.
It's very addicting.
Matty!
No way!
It's so hard! I can't! I give up! I give up!
I'm happy with catching one.
It's so hard.
It's not as terrible as I ever thought.
Did you watch this mid-game reality show?
No, was it good?
they had to do this game in the reality TV show and they were failing all over the place.
Dude, we did so hard.
So I have to find all the stuff.
Netflix sent me the entire set for the thing.
Yeah.
Me, Wajin Rose, spent maybe three hours in the house when he saved us and we were just doing all the different tasks and we were failing all of them.
Okay, we'd be like a team, right?
So we're going to support.
Yeah, we were assigning people the task and we were all failing.
We're like, oh no, it's hard.
It was good, it was good.
It's so hard.
Which one is this one?
Great and great.
Great and great.
I think my watch actually can do this.
Really?
Hey, good back.
I can do this one.
This one's so.
You know the last one?
Yeah, you like this one.
You have to get it on your hand.
Yeah, she has to throw it up, get it on your hand,
and then catch it.
He did it.
Kiss me off, actually.
It's so cool.
All right, good shots.
OK.
Go ahead, Rosie.
Nice try, buddy.
I need to find the spin top one.
It was really fun.
Oh, that one was really something.
It was gorgeous.
Oh, it's boiling!
Is it? Is that boil?
So, as long as it's similar to that, it's udon.
So, udon, because it's a softer noodle,
it's a lot easier to cook.
Is that hard to clean?
What?
Is it going to stick to the pan?
You're on a trick.
Okay.
You're going to put a pan like this,
take a little bit of water and soak,
put it back into the pan, right about here,
and then you turn on the heat when it boils.
heat let it boil. What? Yeah, let it boil. Because it'll help, like most of this should
have whipped, but if it's ever shrunk like that, it'll whip it off. Wow, so smart! So
many life hacks! Dude, around Emily, it makes me feel so good. Wow, wait! You guys didn't
know that, right, Chad? You make me feel so good. You just boil the water? No, I never
You just glaze in the best way
And with you're ever trying to romance a man
Or one man
Like cinnamon, okay, so if you cook for me you have to do this. Okay, this is a green scallion trick. Yes
For a scallion, if you cut them the long way
Okay, but this is doing and you slice them like that also if you have a good knife cutting like this
be easy. How are you doing that? You just slide it, cut down and slide it. Okay. When
they curl like this and they're long, most people cut their scallions, they cut them
like this. Like this. Vertical. Yeah, that's what I do, like a little idiot. You can do
that, but for presentation, it's not as pretty. Oh, wow. So, let me show you. Don't work away
from it. How are you doing that? I'm gonna take three of your eyes because I don't have
Go away
Look away
Emily I'm gonna come myself
Wait, can I cut can I can I can I practice and oh yeah
So can I cut this
No, I'm scared.
Can I cut this?
Now Emily, be careful when you pull stuff.
See how your nails and stuff are out?
You can try to curl your hand a little more in.
Bare claw.
A little bit.
So that way, not as prominent so you don't cut your knuckles,
but that way you don't cut your nails.
So it's kind of like this.
No, don't do that.
No, don't.
No, Emily, no, no, no.
All right, Emily, is that what it is?
No, do not fist it.
No fisting it.
Just, uh, okay, look here.
this. If you hold it, hold it like you can just hold it toward the end here so you don't even come close to your fingers and do this. Long ways. See how it's like right here and then I go bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. So cool, so cool. So try that.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
You know, I like that form.
Well, maybe try like that.
Okay.
Right.
What's up?
What was that?
Good.
Is that good?
Have you ever been tested?
For like anything, really?
The SAT?
I was like yeast thing to something.
That was me.
Yeast infection?
No.
What is that?
Okay, so like you want to hold, okay hold, scallion here, hold it here, and then you're
gonna like, like watch this, take this, line it up, and you're gonna one, like hold it,
like this should be firm.
Yeah.
Okay, so like don't just wiggle it, keep trying to keep it straight, because otherwise that
you cut your hand. You can hold it at the end here. Here, I'll give you a new one, so
it's not like you didn't have to hold that close. And I'll take these because you don't
want to do it these by the way, but I'm going to show you. Yes, with your hack. If you put
these sliced scallions a long way on ice, it will shock the membrane right after you
cut it, along with some Joshua Wiseman. And when you take them out, it will make them
curl which is how restaurants do it to make them really pretty. So this is for
aesthetics. Okay cute! You're not gonna do this then. Definitely not. But that's good to know.
Okay, you don't have to come how we want. Well, but when I serve it to you, I'm gonna serve it to you pretty.
Yes, I will appreciate it. If you just cut it the way you used to do it, there you go.
Yeah. Is there gonna taste the same? You can cut it the way you're used to.
I want this little piece of bacon.
Am I doing it?
Yeah.
Also, if I was to do it like this, I would just cut.
Yeah.
Alright.
So then this is the long way.
Mmm, yummy bacon.
I'm too scared so I'm going to do it the normal way like this.
I'll cut it.
Okay.
Because I want to make it pretty but you know how to cut it.
Yeah, I do.
Okay.
You want to do me a favor?
Yes?
That was so awkward.
So do you want to take this knife?
Oh, gross it.
I'm just making sure it's ready.
Is this how it is?
should be fine. There you go.
There we go.
You're done.
I want to tell you
to take this pan
bowl,
and I want you to tell me
what you think, oh my god,
I'll take one out of the pot.
Hold.
I want you to tell me
what you think is a good amount
of butter and cream to go in
For the cream sauce. I'm gonna jump.
There you go, it's fine.
So if you were to put butter and cream in that first sauce, what would you put?
It was sauce?
In the creamy lundan sauce? Yeah, so like start a creepy carbonara sauce.
I'll give you butter. What's in carbonara?
Cheese. Mmm.
cream sauce right now so not just the carbonara we'll do that second I'm gonna
put in this whole thing no don't the more butter the better yeah okay that is
okay that she's not wrong okay maybe like like this much like like like this
much that's it like here two three tablespoons that is a lot two tables that
is a lot of butter that's it for a sauce that is a lot of butter okay I was gonna
You don't need that much.
No, do not use half.
Oh, OK.
Unless you want your arteries to die,
you do not need half of that.
Half of that will be looking great.
Oh.
Come on, Santa America.
We got to enjoy our butter.
Where's the salt one?
Here's the salt one.
Ooh.
Oh, where's the other one?
Greenery.
Rosie?
Mm-hmm.
Could you do us a favor?
The salt thing is just so far.
Oh my god, where's the salt thing?
That sauce, that sauce.
Unforged.
That is unfortunate.
Oh, drink up, Rosie.
OK.
So this is all we need for the sauce, didn't it?
So you're going to add a little bit of that,
because it's not all going to be like cream-based.
Yummy.
It's good, right?
Yeah, that's a carry-on bowl.
Is it unsalted?
No, it's salted.
Really?
Yummy, yummy.
No, it doesn't really have what you were doing.
taste good but because is it true that we cook stuff it gets rid of the
bacteria yeah that is fair a lot I can't argue with that logic oh my god
you're so burdened you have to drink more so do you need like why is it
Fizzling like that.
That's okay.
You can take it off the heat.
So, whatever butter you have, you can open it to get some brown and smoke.
You can put it on the heat so it won't get involved.
You're also going to get some mama.
It is!
I feel like I'm your mama.
It really is.
And you've got to add it to the heat a little bit.
Okay.
Now, we're going to add in some garlic.
Ooh, garlic.
I love garlic.
Oh, you have sliced garlic minced garlic
Oh
How much do we do?
It's beautiful. It's fine. Everybody loves garlic. Yes. I have one. That's fine. Oh, that looks so good
I'm going to let it sizzle for a minute.
Let it sizzle.
This is the part that you would do it on.
Yes, I can do this part.
And then we let the garlic heat up.
Okay, nice.
I think the worst part about cooking is cleaning.
Like cleaning everything after?
Yeah.
Like all of this stuff.
Okay, that is true.
But Emily, that's your journey you're trying to learn to clean, remember?
True.
That looks amazing, Senna.
You like the long scallions?
The membranes are getting shocked as we speak.
Wait, she remembered.
Yes, and olive oil has a low point.
Sorry, I thought we were just doing this soju.
Oh my god, that's so crazy.
You know, awesome.
It's good, right?
And when you dry them, they curl.
It's cute.
Well, it's kind of cute.
I'm just going to chop a little bit more.
The membrane.
So we can have some.
I think the cheese is here, too.
Wow, nice!
Should I go check the cheese?
Oh wait, can you grab it in the front?
Yes.
Thank you.
I got fancy cheese.
You can buy pre-graded.
But I'm gonna make you a nice dinner.
Did I love having Emily around?
She's really easy to please.
Oh no, she's so, maybe,
I don't think I would date Emily
because she's actually really easy to please.
She makes this so simple.
I'm like, oh my God, I would, great cheese for you.
She's like, wow.
I'm gonna live in a laugh.
That's all she needs.
That's all she needs.
Okay.
Look.
I've got these.
I'm gonna cut a little more
because you like extra scallion, right?
Yeah.
See, I'm a little reckless Jack
because I get close with the knife,
but it's because I've been cutting stuff for years.
So I trust myself a little more.
Though that is like famous ass words, you know?
You want it?
Yes.
Cheers.
I will grade it.
All right.
Dang.
You got it all right.
get like pre-graded. Did you know it's actually not good for sauces? Why? Well, pre-graded
has a powder on it that makes it so it melts a little weird and adds stuff to your sauce.
Oh, this brown, that was a way too long. That's okay. You want to get the cream and add cream in? Yes.
It has a problem that it makes it melt a little weird and it adds stuff to it.
So if you can and you want to make a really yummy sauce, it takes two seconds to break
cheese and it's significantly better.
Oh, interesting.
And it melts way better.
How much do I add?
How much should I add, Sima?
Add a little bit.
Oh, look at...
Oh my God, this is so bad for us.
Yeah.
It's so good.
Wow, look at that.
I'm going to get a whisk.
So you can whisk it.
And then it's so that it's covered on cheese.
Cute.
Is this cooking?
This is cooking.
No way.
No way.
You are cooking.
You think so?
No one's ever told me that.
Thank you.
My first time hearing that.
Why is she so fucking close?
Here look.
And you?
And then, uh, yes.
Are you smiling?
Okay, look.
Now, I'm gonna get you a cheese grater.
I just whisked in the butter.
It's all I did.
Okay?
Super easy. You just stir it.
Oh my god, what are my eggshells?
Cute.
Thank you. I'm going to wash my hands. That's important, right? Yeah.
I'm being very safe. Got us in your ABCs.
That's the, is that for a grater?
I'm gonna make this really easy for you instead of having you hold a grater and do it on a
plate.
And I'm just gonna have you go like this.
Oh, that looks amazing.
And you're just gonna put some in the sauce and keep your hand up because you don't want
to do like that.
Yes.
I, you have done that on this and then you know what else I've done on that one?
I sliced it.
Oh, my feet, I did, I did it on a mandolin.
Oh!
Oh, it'll fuck your hand up.
Yeah, they're bad.
Oh, sorry. Say no.
That's your one adult task.
Oh, and of course, like, while you're doing that, obviously.
This is... Hey!
Game! Game suck!
Hey, Godly!
Oh, me, Godly!
Thank you.
Again?
Oh.
These are real.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
That's what I'm on, yeah.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Emily, that's good. Okay.
No, no, no, you're doing good.
I'm gonna stir this cheese in.
I wanna put it back on the heat
so it kind of melts into the sauce.
Ooh, all right, easy.
Now, what do I do with this?
A little bit of onion powder.
That's a little.
What do I do?
Hold on.
Looks like me whenever I start my vlog.
What the fuck?
I think the more Palmer's on the bed
get out of the way
no it's not up there
is it going to be here?
get out of the way
you look so cute
oh thank you
are you going to report?
no
I'm my best
I think you're going to move
okay I'll talk to them
no
okay
uh oh
Oh my god.
I go, won't you, baby?
Okay.
It looks really good.
Hold on.
You don't see it, Rosie?
Yeah.
Is she slay?
No, we're ants.
Oh, they like it?
Yes, they're staying slay, girlbombs.
Emily, by next year you'll be starting a family.
Oh, I hope not.
That would be bad.
Oh, yay.
They're saying Emily's never going to make this, by the way.
It's not that bad.
Emily, it's not that hard.
If I may?
I don't like cooking it for you, so it's kind of okay.
Thank you.
Why are you at a chud angle?
Huh?
It's a chud angle!
Next year, yeah, that is very soon.
Salt?
Mm-hmm.
But not a lot, if you're baking.
Do you taste it?
Yeah.
Anybody that says you shouldn't taste it, they want you.
They're not good chefs.
The best chefs try it.
This?
Am I going to eat this?
The scallions?
What did you do with that?
It's a perfect scallion.
It's freaking wonderful.
Ooh!
Okay, look.
Cute!
Okay.
And then I take them, you can crush them a little bit.
Okay.
To dry them off.
And then they curl as you crush them.
Wow, pretty!
Look.
And then when you plate them, you can put them on stuff like this and they look pretty nice.
Pretty, right? Yes, so pretty. That's good. Okay. Very cute. I'm never doing that. I'll definitely not do that.
I don't think this one has a real meal for me. No, good morning. I've been learning. I'm learning. I actually know all the steps.
Bacon sauce.
Here's your recipe for sauce.
What it goes in the...
No, you're talking about the steps, obviously.
You know the steps, right?
First, you take out your bacon and bacon sauce.
Preferably eight slices.
Then you boil your water because you want the water to boil.
And while it's doing that, then you make the sauce.
You first put in two tablespoons of butter,
with a spoonful of garlic,
garlic and then a full half thing of heavy cream and then put it on cheese
preferably freshly grated because it's better because there's no coating on the
on the cheese balls and then as you mix it in you will also add some salt to
taste and keep adding that's what I learned so I think yes you're really
good I know why I forgot that I know you're going to say mint and I thought
I have a memory!
Repeat to me, do the first five presents or the United States, you have to take a shot.
Well, the first five presents... first five?
Can I do the last five?
No, for five.
Uh, Lincoln?
I don't want to put the cheese. Lincoln!
I don't fucking know.
Lincoln was number one.
He's very Australian.
Extremely Australian.
Repeat to me, repeat to me the first present United States, or you have to take a shot.
President of the United States or you have to take a shot.
Oh, that's true, that's true.
You're number one president, Numero Uno.
That's so easy.
You took a citizenship test in order to get your visa.
I didn't, that's not how it works.
That's a green card.
Oh, oh, okay.
I don't know if that works.
Well, you're gonna have to, so you need to start now.
Yeah, come on.
Obviously, Kennedy.
What?
Where's the shot?
Kennedy is number one, the first president ever.
Oh, he can look up.
Big JFK?
He looked quick-skinned.
Yeah, the big JFK, are you serious?
Okay, a question for Sina. Which planet has the most moons?
If you just Saturn or Jupiter, it's gotta be one of the two. Yep. Yeah, what do you think?
Yes, it's Saturn, right? Yeah, it is right. Okay, question for you.
Don't make it too hard.
What was the original formation of all the Earth's called and they were all combined, all the countries?
Pangea!
Oh!
That's good!
Thank you!
Okay, now Rosie question.
What's your name?
Um, Rosie, who was the president who fought for the freedom of slavery?
Oh, that's good.
Emancipation.
Abraham Washington.
Please tell me he's kidding.
Is that a joke?
Are you Lincoln?
No, what's the answer?
You can't look, can't look.
What's the answer?
It's definitely not George Bush.
That was way after.
If you say George Bush, you might be correct.
It's Lincoln.
What's his full name?
No, no, no, no.
What's their full name?
He uses his full name for his last name.
Come on!
Abraham Abraham Lincoln
Okay, wait, what do you mean dumb?
Okay, spell telekinesis bitch you got it
L e
K e
Any chance to tell
N-I-N!
What is it?
It's K-I!
Fuck! Nice try!
Wait, is it?
Is it K? Yeah.
Rob!
Telekathesis.
Um, Rob!
Okay.
Alright, Jason and Wayne.
Spell!
Um, oh, no, that looks so racist.
Yeah, I know.
We're not even the same agent.
Um, uh, okay, spell...
Onomatopoeia.
Ooh, that's a good one.
That's a good one.
Wait, hold on, where's my phone?
That's a good one.
Onomatopoeia.
Okay.
And...
Onomatopoeia.
Pretty sure one helmet does feel like me, and it's the exact one I got at USC.
I got you. Really? Yes, I'm like a 19% shirt. Can I have the country of origin?
America. America. Can I have it in a sentence? I'm gonna on on my Pia.
I'm on my Pia. Definition please.
Where's that one? I don't know.
What does that mean?
It's like some word shit, bro.
Yeah, it's a word shit.
Anomalapia.
O-N-O.
Yeah?
Anomal...
N...
Anomal...
Okay.
A.
Anomal...
Wait, say it again?
Okay.
What oh and oh and okay, and it's either a or no I think it's
Okay
Nice ones a
A
T a
P
Oh, you tee up and take a shot.
Fuck!
You got me.
Now!
I'm home writing, I know.
I don't want no tea.
I don't know my toes.
Okay, all right.
New drinking game.
Okay.
Are we almost done?
I'm putting it, yeah.
Wow, guys, look at that.
Some drunkenness.
We're going on in here.
You're nervous.
The sauce.
I'm nervous.
Yeah, but I don't know if all of them make this.
It's okay.
I don't know if I'll ever make this, but it's okay.
It looks really good.
Your ass never makes this.
It's easy.
I've accepted it.
Udon, sauce, and then bacon.
If I'm feeling crazy one day, maybe I'll make it.
Or I can just order it from a restaurant.
Okay, you can drink it.
Never have I ever.
Okay.
And then if you have, then you drink.
Yes.
Oh, Rosie saw it.
Rosie, why'd you sigh?
I didn't sigh.
It doesn't have a sweet end.
What do you mean how it ends?
All right, oh boy.
Okay.
Never have I ever
lived in Virginia.
Oh, that's a good one.
I like that.
I haven't done that.
We're targeted at.
Never have I ever lived in Australia.
That's fucked up.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
Never have I ever lived in New York.
I mean, I didn't really live there.
You were there? You have residents there?
I was a big teller there bitch.
You were a big teller bitch.
Can I change it then?
Fine.
Eva lives in America.
You live right now in America!
Hey, Todd!
It's right!
Fuck!
Idiots!
Fuck!
Never have I ever, uh, close chicken katsu.
I need a good one I need a good one I haven't it's true what have you ever done oh
Never have I ever
gotten more than three haters.
Really?
I haven't done it yet.
Really?
No.
You got less than three?
I got less than three.
What the?
Wait, you just read it?
Down this whole thing?
Yeah, I just read it.
Incel Clear Farm doesn't count.
That's crazy.
That's really good.
Okay, Rose, your turn.
Uh, yeah, uh...
I don't think too much.
For that shot.
Uh, curses!
Curses!
Curses!
I've never, have I ever been pulled over in America.
You haven't, bro.
You haven't pulled over.
Okay, um...
My turn, my turn.
No, if you do it on your stuff, only you drink.
What?
You're dumb, yes. That's how the game works.
Have I ever had my own pet have you really yes okay good I got you I got you both ha ha ha
I'm irresponsible right great great great I don't think of anything really stunk early on yeah but try
How many both of us?
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm gonna A O E his bitch.
I had a really funny one.
Yeah, I feel like I know you.
What? What?
I had a really funny one but I don't want to say it.
Like he was for it?
No, because it was funny but it A O E is you too hard and it nukes the fuck out of him.
So I don't, I'm just gonna camp by him.
Okay, okay, okay, we'll do that one.
I never have I ever been signed to an old
Well, did you hear her contract not up?
Yeah, I got rid of the five for it
Messy
Rosie what what's your real name my full yeah
I definitely know your first name. Okay, you know don't say his full name on stream
Oh, yeah, but you know his first name, right?
I'm gonna think about it. I don't I don't know about your first name. I'm floating her once you can't cheat
What's his first name? I know his birthday. I know yours
Wow, you're here what's Rosie's first name I doubt you I doubt you definitely told me before I don't think I have actually really
A thorn thwad or something Australian.
You do look like a thorn thwad.
No, I think you actually almost doffs my like, paws.
I don't know, you kind of look like,
I've never think of like any names
that you kind of look like.
Hey, I definitely, you definitely have told me.
You look like Eugene.
Yeah, I get Eugene vibes.
Yeah, I get Eugene vibes.
You look like a birth off.
No.
You look like a Frank.
Really?
You have your name as Frank.
Really, yeah.
Frank?
Don't laugh too much, bitch.
First, don't laugh too much.
That's evil.
You look like your name is...
Wait, hold on.
I'm gonna die.
I started thinking it's evil.
Ringling!
No!
Sorry.
Sorry.
Ringling!
I can be a little ringling!
No!
No!
I can be a little ringling!
No!
You can be a ringling.
That's fine.
No!
No!
I was not gonna say that.
Is it not like...
I was not gonna say that.
I was not gonna say that.
I was not gonna say that.
I was gonna say that.
I was not gonna say that.
I don't know if anyone's saying that.
Rosie?
What?
You want to say that?
Hey, Rosie, what?
Rosie said that.
Give me a hint!
Give me a hint on the first letter.
So is this J.
Oh.
Oh, I know it.
What is it?
Can I say that?
Yeah.
Jake!
Okay, okay.
I see a little hint.
Okay, okay.
Okay, I know your name.
Yeah, you look like a Jake.
All right.
Right?
That's right.
You look like a Jake.
All right.
I wasn't a bad friend.
Here's your name.
Jake, hello, Jake.
All right.
Here's your Jake.
Call me.
All right.
Relax, Jake.
OK.
Simmer down.
Simmer down.
Emily, relax.
Jake from State Park.
Hi, Brittany.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Yes, so does this girl anything, Brittany?
It's like, whoa.
It's embarrassing.
My dad gave me the widest name ever,
and when I asked him why, I said it to the school project
He goes I couldn't think of anything else
Yes, and he said he just that was the first one he's like oh it's good enough
What is that oh my god? Well, you're so cynical today. I feel like you don't look like Britney
Oh these are nice bowls
Emily yeah, I realized chat you know they're good at
Remember we would cook late nights in our house and we would make our food?
Yeah.
You're getting good treatment in a tree.
I don't think we do this on a tree.
Yeah.
No, I didn't.
This is great.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's good stuff.
Okay.
We're almost cooked.
Take this out.
I think so.
I straightened the oolong.
What?
Okay.
Wow, that was perfect.
That is fluffy.
It's not bad, right?
Back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up, back it up.
All right, we're on us good.
I can make you more people's marriage partner.
I'm not gonna eat a lot, so.
You're gonna end like this for most of us.
Wait, what? You're not gonna have any?
Awesome.
Now what?
I'm gonna take some of this.
And I'm gonna turn this key on low.
You are not making this shit.
I'm just realizing.
I'm just realizing.
That's good.
My spaghetti is only two steps.
Put in pasta, that's it.
You eat like a divorce dad.
Like the lowest effort.
You're eating like a divorce dad.
You're adding butter to the noodles.
So I'm adding a little bit of butter.
I'm going to remove it from the heat for a second.
It's actually so smart.
and just kind of let the butter get into it and add a little more.
Now it looks scrumptious.
What does the truffle come in?
Oh, it's a hit.
Cool.
Wow.
I'll have a good truffle thing as well, if I'm gonna do this.
I'm just gonna throw in some butter in there.
So I do want to add a lot to this sauce, too,
because we're gonna do both.
Is that enough sauce?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Great, okay.
Why don't they say, let Emily make queso.
Why don't you read the sentence to me first?
Can you make queso?
Do you make queso?
I-I-I-I make queso.
Why don't you serve it?
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I.
I made queso before.
Well, why do you say that?
I'm never making them my right.
Well, why do you say that, my child?
What was it?
What was it?
What Emily made queso?
Maybe they meant like, what?
I, I, I, I, I, I, have you had the queso queso?
It's so bad.
It's a Queso concert with, sponsored with CCC's queso?
Yeah.
And it's bad?
It's so, but you should try it on stream.
What is it?
It's a Mac and Cheese queso that Dworkin'
have ever had my entire life.
The worst?
It's so bad.
Emily!
I'm curious, because I don't know if I'm crazy,
but you should try it and see if you like it.
Emily, do you think you are a picky motherfucker, bro?
No, I don't know why I'm going to try it,
because I don't want you to see if you like it or not.
It's so bad.
Yeah.
It's just back in cheese, on a pizza.
And then, when you pick it up, it's 90 degrees.
So let's say that you have a crust.
So it weighs down.
You have a slice, it's like this.
And the back in cheese goes this way, and the crust goes this way.
And it tastes horrible.
Oh, that's soft.
90 degrees pizza.
Yeah.
Yeah, we should try it.
Yeah, I want you to try and tell me if you think it's good.
Now I want to know if it's good.
It's so bad.
I'm sorry.
But CCC's has great employees.
That's what I'm saying.
Wow, you're a hero.
We love the employees at CCC's pizza.
We're saving the reputation of this company.
Love the company, hate the pizza.
Yeah, great people, though.
Very much appreciated that.
Yeah, awesome.
I'm taking bacon, and I'm ripping it up.
W-E-R-O.
W-E-R-O.
Okay, the bacon.
Now, a learning lesson for chat.
Whenever people see bacon,
or sorry, the carbonara like this,
it's not carbonara, to clarify.
It's just called that because it's like Japanese fusion cuisine.
So they call it creamy carbonara.
It's not actually, because carbonara is normally
butter, bacon, cheese,
in a pan, mix it, that's it.
Not like cream and stuff like that.
Really, this is like a cheese sauce,
it's just called that yeah it's a cheese so you're trying to shit I'm not
wrong that's fucking great walking a straight line right now
okay you fucking walk the fuck is that
My turn. My turn. My turn.
Oh!
It's easy but I'm laughing!
My kid, it's not your turn!
Hey, hey, I still got it!
I feel like you do that when the cops pull you over, right?
Yeah, and you better not stop the alphabet backwards.
Oh, that's hard.
No! That's a myth I heard!
Z-Y-X-W-Z-U-T.
That's really good.
I tried to memorize it one time so I was scared I was going to get asked.
Z-Y-X-W-B-U-T-S-R-P-Q-O-R-R-G.
What is the next one?
Q.
What is after that?
P.
O.
R.
M.
M.
Okay.
M.
I don't think we're done with shit. I'm not gonna lie.
How?
Okay.
Okay.
Again, a little bit of egg yolk.
What's the white stuff?
Egg yolk.
I added a little egg yolk on these noodles.
Okay.
Now, here's where it becomes not carbonara, right?
Because normally you add butter, bacon, cheese, all that stuff with a little bit of egg.
Call it egg.
This is where people get mad because they're like, it's not carbonara.
But I'm gonna take some of the sauce.
I'm just gonna pour it in.
Okay.
Mix it all around.
all around easy so it's very wow look at that looks really creamy and there's
extra sauce so if you like yours with more or less sauce I'm gonna add in a
less so if you're like oh I don't like that much sauce now you can add in this
if you like more sauce I'll add in more that's so cool you're doing this why you
I'm gonna get separate pans.
And then, hold.
That's genius.
I'm a fucking chud bitch.
It's not my spatula!
They call it sloppy?
They said it's sloppy, Sina.
Whoever that kid cuisine eating fuck is.
Tell them he's seen it.
They said add a little water, Sina.
Oh, you got sloppy sauce.
They all said black pepper, add it, you know?
They also said chopped chud.
There's no way of saying that.
And they also said too ruddy.
Oh!
Whoever said that, tell us,
I hope they have a mediocre day tomorrow.
Oh!
Not even, and not bad, mediocre.
That's a mediocre sign.
No, no, I want them to feel like the day was slightly wasted
and that they were like, wow,
I should have done more today, but I didn't.
It's your next hate card, buddy.
That is something to wish upon someone more than to have.
Oh, God.
That's right.
Wait, guys, hold on.
Parm is already added to the sauce.
And yeah, bitch, I'm about to add more.
Thank you very much.
Clock your fucking teeth.
By the way, guys.
Clock the teeth.
One more.
We have a speaker.
We have a little bit left. Rosie, go ahead.
What do you mean Rosie, go ahead?
Then I go ahead.
You have so much left.
But I don't think we could just a drink, too.
Yeah.
I'll wait until I open this one if you want one more.
There's.
There's.
like I want you baby do the flicking game do you have to stream this on Emily how long
has it been nine hours I love long streams I love long streams yeah Emily can I be honest
yes and not because you are very fun because they're so easy
I'm like, oh, okay, it's so easy.
You know why?
Why?
It's because we're hanging out with friends.
I know, it's so cute.
Bitch.
What are you, you turned it.
You fucking turned it.
I'm good at playing.
Thanks, thanks, Emily.
Emily, you're home.
Like, what is this game?
You had to flick off this tail.
You don't want to flick it off, right?
Oh, the loser drinks, yeah. The other two drinks.
Oh, so if you flick it off, you don't drink?
Yeah. I'll better flick the shit out of this.
Are you ready?
Because I'm coming to get you.
Oh!
No!
Fuck!
Wait.
Oh, did I hit it?
Oh
By my calculations if the bottom is broken in I should be doing this
Oh
I'm looking at where it has the most crease. Okay, I got nothing from that
It's gonna take forever guys. Yeah, we don't have to skip this segment. Oh
Drink up
I'll keep eating your food, go ahead.
Thank you, Zinnah.
Wait, that was cool!
I like that one, actually.
Yeah, I think it's pretty good.
I like it more than green and green.
God, be honest! Can I twerk?
Yeah, go ahead.
Do it.
Yeah?
you
you
you
you
you
you
Why did you put some truffle on your hands?
It was comfy in the front.
I didn't even want it to come out of my hand.
So I moved something in my hand so I knew how it would come out so I can like evenly spread
it.
Truffles that.
It smells good doesn't it?
Yes I love it.
I love truffles.
I like the ratatouille.
I like the romantic dinner song.
I like the ratatouille.
I like the ratatouille.
I like the ratatouille.
The ratatouille is great.
LaFestin?
That's a good song.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
I want to eat it.
I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not me stop it pop of green
so you've outdone yourself
well you better stop watching but
he made a clip of the fuck off
so I don't love this too because I made it for him and he ate two bowls
What is this?
Wee-wee Baguette.
Galatio Soul.
So much better than ordering delivery.
True, home cooked meals always hit more.
Okay.
Wait.
The middle bowl.
I'm not doing the middle bowl.
I like the middle bowl.
Wait, I'm going to close.
What? Is this the only dish with the chopsticks?
Yeah, I know you get the chopsticks.
I like the chopsticks!
What? I'm so honored!
Wow!
I'm never making this at home.
This is a good lick, Emily.
I like what we did here today.
Yes, it's good.
Shout out to Sina for cooking this for us.
I'm so sad. I don't know what happened to Torchwick. This is the worst.
Do you need help?
No, no, I'm coming.
I'm compromising.
What is this?
This one is broken, but I'm going to ease it out.
Fancy. She's torching it.
Make it pretty.
Put it on my other torches.
If I have a bigger torch, I normally will melt the cheese on there.
So it's nice and melted on your things, so it's not just in there.
That's amazing!
Don't eat it.
Don't fucking eat it.
She's not ready
It probably won't be that good, but it'll be okay
The amazing we have to eat together guys
Oh my god, you're taking so long, they're gonna start taking a class on me.
Change it, change it, change it.
Wow.
Okay, run back.
We'll see you together.
Oh.
At the same time.
We can.
Do you want to sit at the table?
Sure.
Wait, Rosie, come on.
I'm gonna do yours soon.
You want chopsticks?
Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, here you go.
Emily, now you're cooking this, right?
Yeah! Of course I would cook this!
It's gonna be so good that I'll remake it at home.
Oh fuck, there's no more chopsticks.
Oh no! No, no, no, I'll see you for it.
Ready? Let's go!
Wow!
Wait a minute.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's okay.
Wow!
Wow!
Amazing!
It's not bad, right?
We met up at 3.30.
Now, 10 p.m.
Oh my God!
I'm suitable!
See, you don't do walk, do you do this, or do random shit?
You were something like a plant-side guy.
Every time I do a stream, it's like some dumb shit.
We end up saying one thing, we just do another thing.
We end up saying one thing, we end up saying one thing.
We end up saying one thing, we end up saying one thing.
I will end up saying one thing, we're just doing it else, it's fine.
This looks so good.
Dig in.
It'll be okay.
Do I mix it with the egg?
Mmm, it's lower salt for her.
Oh my god.
This looks delicious.
Emily, bacon?
I have the higher sodium content.
Okay.
So, when I use pancetta or bacon, and you eat every bite, it'll be a little saltier.
Okay.
So I limit how much salt I put in it, so you can add it, so if it's too salty or less salty, you can add more.
Perfect.
Cheers!
It's okay.
It's honestly worse than the last one.
Mmm.
Mmm.
You see how the bacon adds salt to the bacon here?
I'm gonna pour it.
Do you like it?
Good.
And now you're making this, right?
Do I like it?
I love it!
The sauce is amazing.
Where the fuck is the sauce?
This is so good and the noodles it's really cooked I'm not doing it is so easy you can make I could not make
this but it's easy this motherfucker is so happy over here look at his mother
I don't know what's going on.
Wow.
That was a good day.
Wow.
That was a good day, guys.
Emily, how about this?
You have to make this back for me.
What?
The next thing we do, we do it in, like, a week or two.
I come to your house, and you have to make this for me.
Okay, and then I serve it to you?
From memory.
From memory.
And you have to promise me you won't watch the vlog.
No, I promise.
So, no watching the vlog. You have to just memorize.
You can watch the vlog one time to study. You have to make it for me.
What? I haven't memorized already.
This is so good.
I need to do that.
We can do that.
I gotta clean my apartment first.
Right now, in my kitchen, it's just all cardboard boxes.
What?
I do peel a box open it and then it like makes the boxes like tidy. Uh, what is it like make the pharmacy?
So they were all to my kitchen
Once I get those out
We shall do it
I radio
This is so good. Oh my god. The streets are spamming sleepover
No, no, no
I'll be down
Oh god.
I made sure she didn't want any.
Oh, that's okay.
So we're GGs.
Okay.
Is this everything?
Is this all the food?
No, I'm not.
Perfect.
I wouldn't make, I have more sauce though,
so I can't remember any of those.
It's really easy.
That was good.
I'm so pleased.
I just supervised.
Yeah, now I'm actually realizing
this literally turned into a day of me cooking
for my friends.
Yeah, it's a good day.
Good day. Best day ever.
Best day ever. Best day of 2020.
Wait a minute, it ain't that great for these groceries.
Yeah.
Mmm, love the chef.
Thank you.
Can I just do that?
Hey, I'm on the business card though.
Thank you.
Usually I hate bacon, but this is really good.
I was gonna ask you about the bacon.
Yeah, this is so good.
It blends really well with the noodles doesn't it? It's perfect. It's not like overpowering at all because the sauce is really good
I need to eat. That's my struggle. I'm telling you I'm a bit I used to eat all the time
Now I eat a little bit especially when I'm unhealthy. I don't want to eat this at all
But it's good. You ate it all week
You ate it all week
I know, but I'm not hungry like an ugly chug like an ugly chopped chug.
This is amazing.
Did I look good, chat?
It does.
That's like wow.
Did you see the picture of the person I did?
Oh, let me see.
That was so long ago.
I don't remember how.
Still.
Did you see the picture of the first one I did?
Oh, let me see.
That was so long ago.
I remember I had it still.
Oh, no.
This is so long ago.
That's so sad.
I don't know.
Oh, here.
Wow!
That was really good.
That was with the pancetta.
Wait, it looks like a restaurant holiday.
Right?
Mm.
That's amazing.
I remember this night.
You were here.
I remember that night, too.
So good.
Yay.
Yummy.
If only I could make them at home.
I don't think it would not be this good.
Bitch, you are not.
Emily, please.
Well, wink them over.
Wink them over.
OK, I'll come over and you have to make me a meal.
and it can't be pre-made sauce.
What's all that bad?
I will say, but it was that hard.
So, finally.
This is not hard.
It's not.
It was cream and butter and garlic,
and a little bit of salt and like,
onion powder and stuff like that.
It takes a little effort, right?
Yeah, but it's not bad.
And I'll even bring over the truffle if you want me to.
Whoa, the truffle's so good.
It's good, right?
Mm-hmm.
I'll make it, I'll make it.
When dinner comes over.
great cooking segment. Yes. Yeah, thanks guys. I appreciate it so much. This is a good job, Sina.
Yeah, really. I feel like you learned a lot. I did. Smoked point. Smoked point? That's a great hit.
Okay. The green onion, half ice, membrane, chopped, okay. Parmesan, great. Great parmesan.
Yeah, better than pre-graded.
Yep, oil coating.
Remember why?
Oil coating on the graded.
Not oil coating, but yes.
Some coating on the pre-graded.
I looked down at my chat and somebody's typing
the fucking TORMO, and it's got mad.
Like, I know, it's so ugly!
Oh, it's so ugly!
I mean, love chatter, we love chatter.
I don't like it when he's in TORMO.
I knew them.
It scares me.
Look at him.
He's so gross.
I'm so good.
GGS.
Chormons.
Make this enough for the food.
What do you have?
You look so defeated.
Chormon.
What did I bait it on to myself into today?
It was a fun day.
Oh yeah, it was amazing.
We were great guys.
I loved it.
What secret did you love about today?
Needing the food.
The creamy udon.
Mmm.
You got that on yourself.
We saw some beers.
Mmm.
Did you just put fucking quotations?
Mugga Pucker, you saw the deer.
Emily, we're gonna go back.
Keep drinking, Sona.
Just medicated.
No, the deer were real.
The deers were cute.
They were real.
The food looked mid.
Mom said that about your fucking
You were born and your mom showed pictures of you to your family and she's like oh my god. No, I swear he was Peter
We first came out
My god, I love it. I love like you mom. Do you want my fork?
I'm going to get easier for the other pieces.
Thanks so much.
That makes me so happy.
Thank you so much.
I'm going to be that grandma one day that's like, do you want to eat?
Come to my house. I'll feed you. I'll feed you all the food.
You can have everything.
You're a great feeder.
No, no, no, no.
You are a feeder.
No! No, because Rosie called me a feeder the other day because I'm on a health kick so I don't eat super unhealthy.
And I sort of bake in sourdough so I'm giving everyone bread and pastries.
And we'll do like, Sina, you're just trying to make everyone else fat and then you're getting skinny.
Ha ha ha!
Oh, you're just breaking love!
No, I'm not.
No.
I'll have some of your sourdough.
I have some of your sourdough.
Oh, like, whatever.
It's really good.
I'm making, I'm bringing some fresh ones to Maya for the soup. I'll bring you one.
Oh my gosh, stop, really?
Yeah, I'm gonna go over there.
That's amazing.
I literally have to bake it tomorrow for Maya.
Because I want to be able to bring her something to sleep with.
That's so sweet.
Because she loves our dish.
She said it's her favorite food.
That sounds so good.
Oh my god, I finished.
Damn.
Yummy!
Holy fucking chun.
So delicious.
This chun mixing is so yummy.
Gigi's chat.
Gigi's chat.
What a day!
It was a fun little day.
10pm dinner.
So worth it.
Gigi's chat. Gigi's chat, what a day! It was a fun little day. 10 p.m. dinner, so worth it.
So late at night. It's 10 p.m. What are you doing today? Like, what a dumb day. What did you do all the time?
What did you do all the time? We did a bunch of random shit. We did, we yapped, we saw
Dears, Droll, H-Mart, Cooked, and drank, and ate.
We also ate before H-Mart, like in the court.
We did.
Oh my god, we're factually.
We had to double pee.
That was delicious.
I don't know how to burp.
At all?
No, I can't do it.
But I can burp like really good.
I can burp.
You can fart really good.
I can't burp.
I can't do it, but I can fart like a really good. I can't fart really good. Yeah
Whoa, what time while we're in my stream room on stream. Yeah, and I had a problem guys
I'm so sorry, and I just did like I was like, oh you fart. I love farting. It's so nice
It's great. It's great. Can I ask you a really personal question? Sure. Have you ever done I used to do this as a kid?
And I called it an inside out part
What girl?
What's that man?
Can I explain?
Yes.
Sometimes when I was a kid I would stick my blood up in the air and then it felt like
it was an endless fart.
Like it would never end.
Okay.
And like I would just like, and it was like the best way to fart.
It was so good.
So I'd do it all the time.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about?
What the fuck does that mean?
Inside out fart?
Yes.
Endless fart.
Because it was never ending.
It was like a revolving door of gas.
It's like a bugle.
No, somebody has to know.
Someone who tries to, I did that, not gonna lie.
And how is it infinite?
No, girl.
Because, okay, okay, I don't know, okay, I don't,
it's gonna, no, it's gonna explain,
I think it's gonna get weird if I explain it.
But yes, it feels like it goes back down
and then it comes back out.
It's a revolving door.
It's like, you're in the ocean.
But you're sticking your butt up?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Look at inchworm.
Like, that's what I would look like
And then I would fart and then that's what it would be
That's cute
You gotta show me off stream. Oh, I don't do it anymore
No, I think I lost the ability. No, I tried some years ago, and it didn't work anymore. But what else a kid it worked
No
It's like show us show us
Does anyone know is there no one that's done this one person in my chat said I did that not gonna lie
So that's not bad. You have some. Come on.
The name is Gumby. Great. Great. What's his name? Gumby. Great.
So me and fucking Gumby are in the same page. Awesome. Shout out you Gumby.
I'm bad. I get just Gumby. No offense to you Gumby,
but it doesn't feel good that it's only us two in the chat.
Just two people. It wouldn't be Gumby.
gonna be uh yeah that's that's fun somebody said wait I used to do that my
memory I want I don't believe you because that's like something you don't
forget you don't forget you just fart in the air yeah I don't know about your
toenails I was flexible enough oh dude I can still to this day but I don't
more but I know you could I used to yeah oh my god I never did that sadly but
never I would know I would pour sand in my ears because I like the feeling of
getting sand out of my ears like you know like that feeling when you reach it
and then you like dig out stuff on your ears so I would pour sand in my ears and
then I would go this way and then I would dig them out and it felt so good but
then one time I got an ear stuck in my root in my ear canal and I went to the
doctor and then I had to get like
Yeah, but I loved I love
They really are so special
Yeah, did you ever take your toenails and floss that was in your teeth? No
Emily no, I have toenails. Okay. Let me put you on here. Not even a nail take your finger and
and
Do like this
Undergum right here. No
Dude as a kid something like I kind of get it. Yes
I
And if I would rip off my big toenails
Yes, and I would stick it in between my two teeth and I would rub it back and forth like a little seesaw and
It would it's the middle of my bone so good. It feels like crap
No, I'm telling you if I could do it to this day you feel just as good
And it feels like, I don't even explain it.
It's like insanely nice.
Any nail.
You don't have to do a tutorial.
I've been.
You know what?
I tell the story on stream.
Two years go by.
Super TF.
Two years later.
Why?
Somebody sends him the clip and says,
haven't you told the story like this before?
And me and SuperLog, we haven't really spoken ever since.
Or not since, but before this.
He DMs me on Twitter randomly.
And he goes, hey, don't want this to be weird.
But this is kind of crazy.
I used to do this too, more twins, and he sends me the clip.
Super Tia.
Yes, and I go, oh my god, that really is my twin.
Oh, that's good.
You found your twin, at least.
Emily, I'm telling you, you should try it.
Maybe you're on that one.
If your nail ever breaks, rub it in between your teeth.
Can I knit something?
Yeah.
That's a nasty twin.
Yeah.
I'll be telling the story for so long on stream there.
I tried it again like two years ago.
Why?
Like two years ago, I wrote my twin album in my teeth.
Okay.
And it still feels the same.
Like right now when I'm talking about it,
this tingles, like I can feel the feeling.
Oh, I feel like it's like pretty sharp, right?
So it's like, I guess.
It's good, it's a good feeling.
Ooh.
Okay, another confession on your part, you have to go.
They're saying to end stream.
It's time to end.
Let's see, I'm just gonna try to get after streaming.
No, but I am thinking about it.
Get the tingle call.
This is great though, I really liked it.
Rosie finished?
Oh my god, you did finish.
Yeah, kind of.
I will.
Amazing.
Nice.
What do you guys think of this?
Maybe something.
Hey, look out.
Wow, who do you know?
It's me.
Hey.
It's really smart.
Hey, Chud, look out the counter.
I thought Captain had another name, Loki.
What do you think you do?
Yeah, cute.
Is it time?
It's time.
What a day, guys.
Simile, back at it again.
Emily, next time we'll do a swim, we'll go somewhere.
Okay, yes, but it's very so fun.
I loved it.
We did go places.
We're going to go to Colorado?
Hope.
I'm going to go skiing in Colorado.
It'll be cool.
I'd be down.
I would go there.
I was going to have already asked Emily this before.
Yeah.
I was asking her on stream because I wouldn't ask.
It would be amazing if we went to Colorado and did a skiing trip.
And we explored and we found a cave.
Yes.
I know a spot.
go into the cave. Good stream. Thanks Chad for watching. Thank you Chad. Love you guys.
Thanks for ducking out. Very productive. We're gonna go chud max. Horror movie. Horror movie.
Oh wait, do you guys wanna watch the movie? I'm so down to it. You have to hear? Yeah.
Okay. Yes. That'd be so funny and cute. Alright. Bye Chad. Chad thanks guys for watching. Love you.
Follow the street follow
Yes, follow Emily and you won't see us again together till 2029. So enjoy this while at last
Yeah, it's dead tomorrow and then in 2029. We'll be like oh my god. Did you see the last year we did together in 2026?
Like wow!
Thank you guys for hanging out. Have a good night.
Oh Emily, you have to do this in Monday to slap the camera.
I'm gonna put a camera in here.
BOOM!
Like that?
Yeah, but you gotta hold it.
You gotta really hit it.
Oh, okay.
And then we leave, huh?
Well, I feel kind of sad.
It's over.
Are you playing a song?
Oh, no.
I'm getting my outro ready.
Oh, okay.
Oh, you have an outro screen?
Yes.
Okay.
All right.
Ready?
Bye, Chad.
Thank you for watching.
See you in the next screen.
Bye.
Have a good Super Bowl weekend.
Okay, now hit him.
Now hit him.
Spitty to put a pack of soda
Bring him to the wet
Put him in the wet, bring him to the dumb
And the pit of going it over the dirt on him
Dirt on him, go and get a dirt on him
Drizzle things in the air, put it in the work on him
Work on him, put it in the work on him
Drizzle things in the air, put a little dirt on him
Dirt on him
Put a little dirt on him
Hello, I'm trying to get some barbecue
You can't find your restaurant? Is it the Anderson Mill Road location?