ORLANDO REACTS + STORIES!! ⭐ EMOLY RETURNS TODAY SO EMO WOW ⭐ GOING GUN SHOOTING AND IRL'ING AS EMOLY ⭐ ACTUAL EMO - !po !socials

ExtraEmily

02-23-2026 · 5h 36m

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[00:00:00] Nick, it's not like cause of the fancy restaurant, it basically has-

[00:00:03] Nick, cause you-

[00:00:05] I don't wanna get kicked out!

[00:00:07] You're trying to get laid, that's not the point!

[00:00:09] You're the freak!

[00:00:10] You're a fucking freak, Emily!

[00:00:12] You're a fucking freak, I hate that!

[00:00:14] Freak-ass bitch!

[00:00:15] Why can't I dress up, man?

[00:00:17] Because it's a nice place, bro!

[00:00:19] No, bro, this is wild, bro.

[00:00:21] Are you kidding me?

[00:00:22] You're gonna go in, you're gonna be so underdressed, you're gonna be like-

[00:00:25] I'm really underdressed, I don't give a fuck, I got 7 mil cash, I don't care.

[00:00:30] I'm really glad to choose a water burger, not a problem, so I'm doing like a challenge

[00:00:48] where it's like a twist challenge if you know what twitch is and I thought I might

[00:00:53] order the same order that the car in front of us just ordered.

[00:01:00] How many we can do that for you?

[00:01:01] Awesome, thank you.

[00:01:03] And then we'll do no spoilers.

[00:01:05] So just whatever the car right in front of us got.

[00:01:10] OK.

[00:01:11] And we'll see you at the second one now.

[00:01:12] Thank you very much.

[00:01:16] What is that?

[00:01:17] It's mail-in.

[00:01:17] That's fine.

[00:01:18] Mail-in.

[00:01:18] You're doing great.

[00:01:21] Stop running from it.

[00:01:22] There's no need to run away.

[00:01:23] You almost killed it.

[00:01:24] It's health bars in the top left.

[00:01:25] How do I click?

[00:01:26] Click it.

[00:01:27] And face it.

[00:01:28] Turn around and face it.

[00:01:29] Stop.

[00:01:30] Fucking face it.

[00:01:31] Holy shit.

[00:01:53] I

[00:02:23] I'm gonna be worth something

[00:02:25] My self is spade

[00:02:26] Put a black purse on em

[00:02:27] Bring em to the wake

[00:02:28] Wreck em in a wick

[00:02:29] We ain't been told I'm in the pit

[00:02:30] I'm throwin' it over the dirt on em

[00:02:32] Dirt on em, throwin' it in dirt on em

[00:02:34] Do the thing is in me

[00:02:35] I put it in a work room

[00:02:37] Work on em, put it in a work room

[00:02:39] Do the thing in me

[00:02:40] I put a little dirt on em

[00:02:42] Hello, I'm trying to get some barbecue, but I can't find your restaurant.

[00:02:55] Is it the Anderson Mill Road location?

[00:03:00] I still want to do, like, this is like the best place to do food delivery, so we have

[00:03:15] to do it today.

[00:03:16] I want to become an Uber Eats worker.

[00:03:20] 185.

[00:03:21] Yeah.

[00:03:22] It's truly the apocalypse.

[00:03:23] Okay, so, do you think...

[00:03:24] I feel like you have apocalypse.

[00:03:26] Okay, so...

[00:03:28] Do you think...

[00:03:54] subscribe for 16 what which is the strongest human bone the strongest

[00:04:00] femur okay here we go I got this I got to record your reaction okay so you win

[00:04:17] buh buh buh buh

[00:04:19] Your name is Josh right?

[00:04:20] Yeah

[00:04:21] Congrats Josh!

[00:04:22] This is yours!

[00:04:23] Yeah can you help me?

[00:04:24] Thank you, thank you

[00:04:25] Ta-da!

[00:04:26] Wait are you serious?

[00:04:27] Yeah I'm serious!

[00:04:28] Oh my gosh

[00:04:29] Oh!

[00:04:30] Thank you so much!

[00:04:31] She's my laptop actually like broke like it dies every time I unplug it so like I've

[00:04:37] been having to take notes on paper in class

[00:04:39] Oh I'm gonna start crying!

[00:04:41] Thank you so much!

[00:04:43] Of course Josh!

[00:04:45] I'm not tearing up!

[00:04:47] I'm not tearing up!

[00:05:09] Hello, chat!

[00:05:11] Hello, are we live?

[00:05:13] Hi, Chad! We are home! Welcome to the stream! We are back in lovely Austin!

[00:05:21] Just going to thank you for the tier 3 for 18 months. Thank you. Thank you so much.

[00:05:25] Thank you to Astropox. Thank you to B-Raw. Thank you to CrimeBury and Wads and Shayna.

[00:05:29] Thank you guys for the resource. Appreciate ya. We are back in Austin, Texas!

[00:05:35] Yes, we were away in Orlando having fun. Now time to be home again!

[00:05:42] Yippee yippee, thank you triple take for the six month prime, appreciate you.

[00:05:47] But, hello guys, hope you're doing great.

[00:05:50] I am excited for this week of streams before I go off into the Mr. Beast world.

[00:05:58] Oh, how exciting.

[00:05:59] Thank you, Prince of Love for the 28 months, thank you, thank you.

[00:06:02] I was relaxing the past two days.

[00:06:06] I think the Orlando streams are great.

[00:06:10] to react to all the stuff we have today and then I needed to marinate in my juices after.

[00:06:17] So now I feel very well rested and I'm so excited. My hair is long. Oh, I think so.

[00:06:25] Oh, wow. Yes, I haven't checked but my hair is longer, huh? Thank you, Johnny. Thank you, Mike.

[00:06:32] Thank you, Loli, 34. Thank you, Prince of Love. Thank you guys so much. Thanks, guys. And then

[00:06:37] Right now, I'm making sure that I can look nice and rejuvenated because Emoli will be coming soon, okay?

[00:06:43] So then when Emoli is out, she's gonna be very depressed and and Emol

[00:06:50] But the tie one of the chatters sent like a bunch of

[00:06:53] Clothes and like accessories for Emoli. So I'm excited to see like the new and improved

[00:07:00] Emoli today. She's gonna be the most Emol looking so I'm excited for that

[00:07:05] the new drip thank you Tai Chi for the prime will I be in character this time no promises

[00:07:13] usually when I when I do my email streams it's very hard for me to keep a straight face

[00:07:18] but I will try my best that's a no maybe it could I could do it I just have to I have

[00:07:25] to really like be part of the really you know get into the mood thank you Woody for

[00:07:31] 30 months thank you guys so much but guys so like yesterday or something wait

[00:07:37] I don't know if I can talk about it basically I need to like send a picture

[00:07:42] of my stream background and this is what it looks like right now and it's like

[00:07:48] really dirty and I'm like well today I might have a I was like should I just do

[00:07:55] a cleaning stream and I'm like oh hell no I'm not doing a cleaning stream but I

[00:08:00] I need to send like a photo of my, of my background and it's so fricking messy and I'm like, this is just embarrassing.

[00:08:06] So maybe as emily today, um, I will, I will do cleaning and then it'll make me even more depressed.

[00:08:13] So I kind of need to clean up this area, but we'll do that as emily. That's perfect, right? Right? Yes.

[00:08:20] And I'll just put this stuff away. Um, thank you. Eddie Roy for the prime. Thank you. Ilnicks for the seven months. Appreciate ya.

[00:08:27] It's still Christmas.

[00:08:29] Yes, surprisingly, the Christmas tree has not

[00:08:32] rotted or something, you know?

[00:08:34] Like, it's totally fine.

[00:08:35] Thank you, Smokestack.

[00:08:36] Thank you, Matossia, the Tier 2.

[00:08:39] Yeah, it's still Christmas.

[00:08:40] Terry's doing just fine.

[00:08:42] Hello, Amy.

[00:08:42] I think I'm going to take him down maybe like two months

[00:08:45] or something.

[00:08:45] I've seen you doing stream at university,

[00:08:47] and I've watched every stream since.

[00:08:48] Wow, thank you.

[00:08:48] Absolutely amazing content, but anyways,

[00:08:50] I saw you reacted to it.

[00:08:51] We're not doing here, yeah.

[00:08:52] Would you be kind to remind me of what it was?

[00:08:54] No.

[00:08:55] Er, thanks.

[00:08:56] I don't know any Gary Clark in your song.

[00:08:59] No, thank you.

[00:09:00] Make a toss for the tier two.

[00:09:01] I will not be listening to that.

[00:09:03] Thank you, Lindor, for the 15 months.

[00:09:05] But yeah, it's great to be back chat.

[00:09:09] I feel like in Orlando, it was so fun.

[00:09:13] And honestly, now that I'm streaming right now,

[00:09:15] I'm trying to get back into the groove of things.

[00:09:18] It feels like I haven't streamed at my desktop

[00:09:22] in a long time.

[00:09:23] because when we were doing care stuff,

[00:09:25] it was a, we were always IRL-ing

[00:09:28] and then doing our group stuff,

[00:09:30] and now I'm trying to get back into the swing of things,

[00:09:33] you know what I'm saying?

[00:09:34] But it was a very fun week, yes.

[00:09:37] Thank you Fire Rescue.

[00:09:38] Do you have a favorite snack or treat?

[00:09:40] My favorite treat is, what is it?

[00:09:44] It is Cheez-Its!

[00:09:45] Why Cheez-Its?

[00:09:46] But I haven't had it in a long time.

[00:09:48] So that's very cool.

[00:09:50] Thank you Max for the 28 months, appreciate ya.

[00:09:54] I do have some exciting news.

[00:09:57] I am motivated to vlog my Mr. Beast trip.

[00:10:02] Okay, so hopefully I'm gonna vlog everything

[00:10:06] and then I can post it and put together

[00:10:10] and then release my first vlog.

[00:10:13] The reason why I got-

[00:10:14] Can I have a crochet, exam, no tie?

[00:10:17] Inspired was because I watched Lily Pichu's vlog

[00:10:20] from the YouTuber one.

[00:10:21] And I was like, oh my God, this is so easy.

[00:10:23] Like all you have to do is just show yourself

[00:10:26] walking to the hotel and then being like, oh wow.

[00:10:29] In Lily's blog, MrBeast left them like big boxes

[00:10:33] of feastables and I'm like, well hopefully our hotels

[00:10:36] have big boxes of feastables.

[00:10:39] So I'm like, ah, that could be easy.

[00:10:41] So I'll do that.

[00:10:42] And then she was even vlogging like during

[00:10:44] the actual shoot too and I'm like, wow, that's kind of cool.

[00:10:47] So, my goal is to vlog this weekend.

[00:10:51] Please, please, I hope so, I hope, okay?

[00:10:55] Wait, I need like a punishment.

[00:10:58] All right, if I don't end up releasing a Mr. Beast vlog,

[00:11:02] I will get the 100 subs.

[00:11:05] Okay, how's that?

[00:11:06] Is that easy?

[00:11:07] That count?

[00:11:08] Thank you, E-Loco for the tier two.

[00:11:11] Can I have a crochet?

[00:11:12] Yes, 100 subs.

[00:11:14] So we'll do 100.

[00:11:17] I don't okay 100 is good so it's like it's like uh

[00:11:22] Because there's a thousand then it's going to be like a shitty vlog but 100's like I do want to do it and then um, you know

[00:11:28] So I'll uh, I'll do 100. Okay, and then I want to release a

[00:11:34] A vlog. Okay. Sounds good. Thank you and life for the prime appreciate you

[00:11:39] Make it 200

[00:11:41] Fine 200 subs a thousand dollars. All right. I'll do 200 subs

[00:11:47] If I don't release a MrBeast vlog of my journey, I will give 200 subs.

[00:11:54] There we go.

[00:11:55] That ending, that's it.

[00:11:56] Hello Emily.

[00:11:57] Hope you have a good time.

[00:11:58] But yeah, I really want to start vlogging so we can be really fun.

[00:11:59] Good luck with the MrTeeth challenge.

[00:12:00] Thank you.

[00:12:01] And as always, don't forget to stay healthy, always keep slaying, and most importantly,

[00:12:07] big butts.

[00:12:08] Thank you Sans for the tier 2, 44 months.

[00:12:10] Big butts.

[00:12:11] I don't know when the actual video releases because I obviously, I don't think I can release

[00:12:16] the vlog until the mr. B's video gets released right so you will just I'll

[00:12:22] just make sure to edit it before the actual video comes out and then bada

[00:12:25] bing bada boom and then hopefully is ready by then because then I can I can

[00:12:29] release it right when the real the real place the real video releases it but

[00:12:34] yeah I'm gonna try to start vlogging I'm just gonna use my phone and just start

[00:12:38] starts yapping and stuff so it'll be great when are you going we fly out

[00:12:43] Thursday

[00:12:53] Very kind I'm gonna probably ask an editor to edit edit it for me because there is no way that I can edit it

[00:13:01] I do love editing and stuff

[00:13:04] But you know, we're doing once about a time

[00:13:07] So I'm gonna have someone edit it for me and I think that the that the fair

[00:13:10] Um, pre AI thumbnail, I will pick the thumbnail as well.

[00:13:15] Okay.

[00:13:16] I'll take, I'll take, guys, don't worry, there will not be an AI thumbnail.

[00:13:20] So you'll, and then it'll have the word vlog in parentheses.

[00:13:24] Okay.

[00:13:25] So then you'll know that is not, is not a specific vlog.

[00:13:29] All right.

[00:13:30] Yippee.

[00:13:31] Yippee.

[00:13:32] It'll be great.

[00:13:33] Um, you have to play the new resident evil on Friday.

[00:13:37] wait wasn't rage really excited about that but then he'll be at he will be at

[00:13:43] mr. B so he can't even play resident evil on Friday oh no that means one less

[00:13:50] competitor I should I should like I should purposely let him lose and be like

[00:13:56] it's okay rage because then you can go home and play resident evil bye so I

[00:14:01] firstly am gonna try my best on the surface but you know nothing you

[00:14:06] You never really know what's gonna happen in the video,

[00:14:08] so I have no high hopes.

[00:14:09] But I'm just there for fun, and I'm excited.

[00:14:12] Thank you, Hedai Lord, for the 43 months,

[00:14:15] and thank you, DeepSin, for the 10 and tier two.

[00:14:17] Hello, thank you so much.

[00:14:19] Yeah, so hopefully there are memory challenges,

[00:14:22] but usually I feel like I'm not gonna be

[00:14:25] like the big wetter, right?

[00:14:26] But I just wanna get at least 30 seconds of a stream time.

[00:14:31] So that's the goal.

[00:14:32] It's to get 30 seconds of airtime and be like,

[00:14:34] Oh my god, chat! There I am! That's me! That's me!

[00:14:37] And then you guys will be proud of me if I have at least some outstanding areas of it, okay?

[00:14:44] But yeah, it's 50 streamers in a room, bro.

[00:14:47] That's like 50 attention-saking, loud people in one room.

[00:14:52] I'm gonna go crazy!

[00:14:54] Oh my god, and that's including me!

[00:14:56] Oh my gosh, it's all gonna be 50 in one room.

[00:15:00] Yeah, with 50 cute egos, just in a glass box or whatever.

[00:15:05] So yeah, I'm gonna be very overwhelmed.

[00:15:08] I'll probably just sit with Maya or something.

[00:15:11] I'll be on the side with Maya.

[00:15:13] Thank you, Horstie for the 16 months

[00:15:15] and Steph for the seven months.

[00:15:17] Aw, thank you.

[00:15:19] That's so sweet.

[00:15:20] K, final four.

[00:15:21] We will be proud of you, no matter what it is I love.

[00:15:23] I will hang out with Maya the whole time.

[00:15:25] It'll be so great.

[00:15:27] Oh yeah, we have a lot of clips to react to.

[00:15:29] So I saw there were some great edits of our Orlando trip.

[00:15:33] So I'll react to that.

[00:15:34] And then we will do our Emoly transformations.

[00:15:37] It'll be really fun.

[00:15:38] And then we're going to go shoot guns and then go order food,

[00:15:41] blah, blah, blah, as Emoly.

[00:15:43] So today's going to be great.

[00:15:44] I can't wait.

[00:15:46] Yes, I think like a lot of streamers

[00:15:47] are going to be there on Friday.

[00:15:49] So I'm excited.

[00:15:51] Shingnan Kwila.

[00:15:53] I need you to judge Soda's language skills.

[00:15:56] Oh, God.

[00:15:58] Is this bitch trying to speak Chinese?

[00:16:01] Let's see.

[00:16:03] Left and right.

[00:16:04] Um, ha ha ha.

[00:16:09] Oh, one second.

[00:16:11] I need you guys to hear this as well.

[00:16:14] If I will be traumatized,

[00:16:16] you also have to be traumatized.

[00:16:21] This thing goes here.

[00:16:24] This one?

[00:16:25] Happy New Year!

[00:16:35] Look at that!

[00:16:36] Bang!

[00:16:37] That felt natural!

[00:16:38] What is he doing in here?

[00:16:40] What is this video?

[00:16:41] Why is there just a soda pop and just show it off?

[00:16:47] Bang!

[00:16:48] That felt natural!

[00:16:49] Why is he in it?

[00:16:50] Happy New Year!

[00:16:51] Happy New Year!

[00:16:52] Look at that!

[00:16:53] Bang!

[00:16:54] That felt natural.

[00:16:55] How you felt, though?

[00:16:58] Right?

[00:16:59] We'll get more crafty each other.

[00:17:01] That's cute.

[00:17:07] Fuck yeah, dude.

[00:17:08] Wow, he was really in it.

[00:17:09] He's Chinese.

[00:17:10] He's being chillin' now.

[00:17:12] Further, you're Chinese?

[00:17:13] No, my Chinese is perfect.

[00:17:15] 新年快乐.

[00:17:17] 我的名字是张雪春.

[00:17:19] I said my name is Emily.

[00:17:20] I think my Chinese is actually really good.

[00:17:23] And I'll be honest, on stream, I like kind of play it up.

[00:17:27] OK, so I make it sound like I have an American accent like John Cena.

[00:17:31] But in reality, my Chinese is perfect.

[00:17:33] And and the other just doesn't know my real Chinese.

[00:17:38] I swear, I swear.

[00:17:39] Yes.

[00:17:40] Well, does anyone know when a Chinese party is?

[00:17:43] I'm very excited.

[00:17:44] That'll be super fun.

[00:17:46] So Emmy always has like a Chinese year party.

[00:17:49] Happy, happy horse year of the horse, guys.

[00:17:53] I think it's going to be in March, March 4th.

[00:17:56] OK, cool.

[00:17:57] I will mark my calendars.

[00:17:58] I even have a nice cheepow that I will be wearing

[00:18:02] during the Chinese New Year.

[00:18:04] So that'll be fun.

[00:18:06] I'm the Year of the Rabbit.

[00:18:08] Oh, great.

[00:18:08] Yes, I'm the Year of the Ox.

[00:18:10] So that'll be cool.

[00:18:12] And we always do some great things for that.

[00:18:15] The accent is still pretty ABC accent,

[00:18:18] but it's not a white person speaking Chinese accent.

[00:18:21] Okay, thank you Amano first time chat. I think that means that my Chinese is pretty good, right?

[00:18:31] Thank you left hones for the six months play

[00:18:38] Oh God guys we have to we have

[00:18:42] We need to break down the Chris

[00:18:51] Chris next door, it's one-sided beef. I promise I promise he's so mad at me

[00:19:00] There's clips and stuff. They can wait for the thousand days. They could thank you. He is furious

[00:19:06] Okay, I apologize

[00:19:09] One side again. GG be thanks for the pride. Thank you very much

[00:19:13] But yeah, that was that was very impressive. Happy New Year everyone

[00:19:16] one. I saw this chat message in offline chat earlier today and I had to screenshot it.

[00:19:24] Let me show you right here. So, I don't know who sent this, but I completely agree.

[00:19:33] Someone in the Discord said,

[00:19:36] E-M-O-L-Y. In Chinese culture, during Chinese New Year, you are not allowed to clean for three weeks.

[00:19:44] I agree. So because I'm Chinese, that's what I'm following. And it's Chinese culture that you are not allowed to clean for three whole weeks. Okay. So it's true. It's true. So that's why I'm going to be

[00:20:04] today. Thank you to my empress for the nine months. Thank you Jordan the Rizzler for the

[00:20:13] 29 months and Mandy's for the pride. Thank you guys so much. It's real. Okay. So I will

[00:20:18] be following my culture, my ancestors and I will be doing all that. Oh, that reminds

[00:20:24] me guys. Exciting news. I think this might be happening in like two months or something,

[00:20:31] but there will probably be an extra Emily 24 seven channel.

[00:20:35] I don't know if you guys really care about it,

[00:20:37] but I'm just letting you guys know

[00:20:38] that there will probably be an extra Emily 24 seven channel.

[00:20:41] I don't know people like actually watch them,

[00:20:43] but it'll probably be there if you ever,

[00:20:45] if you ever wanted to watch stuff,

[00:20:48] but I'll probably set that up,

[00:20:49] I think like in a month or something.

[00:20:51] Yeah, I changed my mind.

[00:20:52] It's like might as well.

[00:20:53] Okay, so I'll like tell you guys when it's live

[00:20:58] in case anyone wants to watch the 24 seven

[00:21:01] Emily channel a channel

[00:21:03] It's like and thankfully like I don't have to run it. So I'm like, okay. Well, great. Then why not, right?

[00:21:10] Karim, thank you for the 23 months swag swag

[00:21:15] Huh, thank you. Thank you any updates on the VOD YouTube channel? None yet. Very sad. Yes, the YouTube channel

[00:21:24] hopefully it gets

[00:21:27] Unbanned soon

[00:21:31] Who said who had the best dance here?

[00:21:44] I'm so happy

[00:22:01] the best dance goes to Chris Chris Chris you see Chris out of all the AMP

[00:22:09] members I think you have the best dance moves I think it's very flow very well

[00:22:12] it's very impressive and and I think you're a great dancer okay so Chris I

[00:22:17] really would like to take dancing lessons for you from you please don't

[00:22:30] Right an eight minute diss track on me my heart can't take it

[00:22:35] It's gonna do an eight minute diss track. What can he possibly talk about for eight minutes, bro?

[00:22:41] Okay, I do I do not want to hear it. I'm gonna start crying. Thank you husband tear for the 37 months

[00:22:48] Oh, thank you daddy. Oh, thank you. Nice to meet you, too

[00:22:53] Have we had a great time at Epcot?

[00:22:55] Yeah, what is this?

[00:22:57] Chris, when are you going to drop to Italy District and I'm trying to put in an all-platform?

[00:23:01] No, look, Chris, leave him alone, baby.

[00:23:04] She don't call you back when she don't fucking call you back, man.

[00:23:06] Alright? I'm through.

[00:23:07] No, no, no, that's okay.

[00:23:09] Leave Emily alone.

[00:23:11] Oh my God, I haven't seen this.

[00:23:13] Okay, I'm going to be honest. I'm going to be completely honest.

[00:23:16] So, Chris calls me at 12 p.m., okay?

[00:23:22] And I hear a bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[00:23:25] And I'm freaking sleeping, okay?

[00:23:28] I'm sleeping, I'm have one of my nice dreams or nightmares or whatever

[00:23:33] And then I hear this bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[00:23:35] And then I end it, I click the song as a button

[00:23:39] Which uh and I didn't even see who called

[00:23:42] And then I just like uh whatever

[00:23:44] And then I check later and it was Chris next door

[00:23:47] And then I woke up to five clips of him being so mad at me and I was like, oh my god, I was literally sleeping.

[00:23:56] And then the same day, uh, at like 4 p.m. Marcus calls me. I was napping. I'm dead ass. I promise you I was napping.

[00:24:06] Okay, so they are calling me at the worst times. I was tired, okay? I'm tired from the traveling, from the walking around so much.

[00:24:16] I was I woke up and then I took a nap because you know you have those lazy days

[00:24:20] I napped literally when Marcus called me. I promised so then I

[00:24:24] Looked like oh my god, this looks bad, but if I happen to be awake

[00:24:28] I might pick up but right now it's just too good of a meme that I will probably will never pick up anymore

[00:24:33] So we'll see we'll see. Oh, yeah, also I went out on Saturday night and this is Sunday

[00:24:39] So I was tired all day Sunday, but Saturday night was really fun. We celebrated young Jeff's birthday

[00:24:43] birthday! Yay! That was great! BlueJay, thank you for the Prime. Thank you, thank you. Thank

[00:24:48] you. A Town Project for the Prime. And thankfully I wasn't like hung over on Sunday. I just

[00:24:54] was tired. So that's why I was sleeping in so late and then I had to take a nap and

[00:24:58] stuff and I just had a few drinks. Oh my God! I forgot! I have stories from going out. Okay.

[00:25:06] Oh my god, this is so cool.

[00:25:08] So, me, Maya, and Mari, we go to Emmy's sushi dinner, right?

[00:25:16] Delicious.

[00:25:17] Love seeing Emmy and everyone.

[00:25:19] It was so good.

[00:25:20] Mari!

[00:25:22] Hello, Mari.

[00:25:23] Thank you for the 19 months.

[00:25:26] Oh, it's only good thing.

[00:25:27] It's only good thing.

[00:25:29] Hi, Mari.

[00:25:31] So me, Maya, Mari, go to the dinner.

[00:25:34] And then we have Jeff's birthday bash at like 10 p.m. or something, right?

[00:25:40] So we're like, okay, what do we do from 8.30 p.m. to 10 p.m.

[00:25:46] And then I'm like, okay, let's just go to 6th Street early.

[00:25:49] Woo, woo, it's party.

[00:25:51] So, uh, me and my Mari, we are like, three of us are just like hanging down

[00:25:56] 6th Street, just walking around and guess what?

[00:25:59] We get not one, not two, but five free drinks each.

[00:26:06] Isn't that crazy?

[00:26:08] I think it's because we were like three girls

[00:26:10] just walking around and we were also like really early

[00:26:13] at like 9 p.m.

[00:26:15] So then these promoters would just be outside the bar

[00:26:17] and they'd be like, come in, come in.

[00:26:19] Like, do you want a free drink?

[00:26:21] And then we're like, okay, sure.

[00:26:23] And then we go in and they're like, oh, sorry.

[00:26:25] It's only a mixed drinks.

[00:26:27] You can't get shots.

[00:26:28] And we're like, okay, well, we kind of want shots.

[00:26:31] We don't really want just mixed drinks.

[00:26:32] But I had two vodka cranberries.

[00:26:35] And then I had another vodka drink

[00:26:38] and then some other stuff.

[00:26:39] So me, Maya and Mari were just like,

[00:26:41] like we were just like sitting in the club.

[00:26:42] We were like bobbing our head to the music.

[00:26:46] And then it was so nice.

[00:26:49] We got lit and we enjoyed our free drinks.

[00:26:51] And Mari was looking so good.

[00:26:54] Oh my gosh.

[00:26:55] Mari was so good.

[00:26:56] And then people were like, someone like walked by

[00:27:00] and was like tapped on her shoulder.

[00:27:02] And he was like, I love you, Tamari.

[00:27:05] Like, who is this guy?

[00:27:06] Like, what a weirdo, right?

[00:27:08] And then I was like, I'm back off.

[00:27:10] And then we just kept walking.

[00:27:12] But it was very fun.

[00:27:15] Yeah, this guy just walked by and said, I love you, Tamari.

[00:27:19] Like, we don't even know who you are, silly goose.

[00:27:23] Damon, thank you for the seven month.

[00:27:24] Thank you Embers for the 16, appreciate ya.

[00:27:27] So then us three, we were like drinking and having fun

[00:27:31] and then people came at like 10.30ish

[00:27:33] and then we just went more bar hopping with the friends.

[00:27:37] But it was kinda cool.

[00:27:38] That was like my first time ever getting

[00:27:40] like that many drinks back to back to back.

[00:27:42] We would leave a bar and then a person

[00:27:44] would literally snatch us up right as we walked out

[00:27:47] like, hey, do you wanna go to our bar

[00:27:49] and get a free drink?

[00:27:50] And then we're like, okay.

[00:27:52] And I was like, wow, this is so freaking cool.

[00:27:54] So, yes, that was my Saturday night.

[00:27:58] Yes, so after that day after I slept, slept, slept,

[00:28:03] you know, I took a nice little nap,

[00:28:05] and then today I am nice and prepared for a beautiful day.

[00:28:09] So, yes, hot girl treatment.

[00:28:12] So you think we're hot?

[00:28:14] Oh, stop.

[00:28:16] Oh my God, stop it.

[00:28:18] Or is it just because we're three girls

[00:28:20] that we're just walking around.

[00:28:21] I think Marie helped a lot for us to get the free drink. So she looked amazing same with Maya

[00:28:28] I just had on jeans and new balance shoes

[00:28:31] So I thought like kind of underdressed because I had my jeans and new balance shoes and it made it look like I looked like I was

[00:28:39] Like going to Saturday school or something and I was like hey, but it was still fun

[00:28:44] I didn't really mind you need a new closet. Yes, I do want to go shopping today

[00:28:49] I'm very excited for the Emoly fit because it's a tie hook this up. So Emoly will look very cute

[00:28:56] It's a whole new outfit, but I've never worn before I can't wait. Thank you Louisville for the 50. Thank you sunny for the nine months

[00:29:04] Hey, thank you. Thank you

[00:29:06] So I can't wait. Did you need anyone? No, no one talks to me

[00:29:13] Okay, I was telling my this when I go out to bars

[00:29:17] No one talks to me which is fine like I don't care, but like no one ever talks to me

[00:29:23] And then maybe I like maybe I look unapproachable or something or I'm just like kind of sitting there

[00:29:30] But no one it's fine

[00:29:32] That's what's happened like my entire life is that is that no one really like says anything except maybe like two people

[00:29:39] You know and then uh, which is fine

[00:29:42] but I did get a, are you extra?

[00:29:44] Emily can't take a photo with you?

[00:29:45] And I was like, of course, of course.

[00:29:47] And then they're like, wow, this is so crazy seeing you here.

[00:29:51] It's actually so interesting how many people come up to me

[00:29:55] and they're like, I didn't know that you lived in Austin.

[00:29:58] And I was like, yeah, or like, they're like,

[00:30:00] I didn't, they say, I didn't know that you were here.

[00:30:02] And I'm like, yeah, I live in Austin.

[00:30:04] So maybe people just don't know that I live in Austin

[00:30:06] because I get that maybe like 30% of the time.

[00:30:09] So I guess they're just a TikTok walkers or something

[00:30:12] They just watch clips. They don't know that I I live in Austin. So kind of cool

[00:30:17] Yeah, but I was like, I like people asking for a photo. I thought that was nice

[00:30:22] But yeah, no one really hits on me, which is fine. That's fine. You know, I'm just chilling

[00:30:27] I'm just having a nice day out with my friends

[00:30:30] We got to get you a spicy dress next time we go out

[00:30:34] Mari, I don't know about that. Oh my I

[00:30:38] I don't have any any goodies. I gotta work on my butt. Maybe it may be something to show off my boot my big butt

[00:30:45] But um, oh, that's okay. I get a little nervous sometimes

[00:30:51] Spicy ooh la la

[00:30:53] My person. Oh show my back. Yeah, I could show off my my very chiseled back and my large arms

[00:31:00] That would be that would be kind of pretty impressive, right? Okay

[00:31:04] Anyway, you have a huge get to me

[00:31:08] To me, thank you very I will take that I'll take that okay. There are a lot of great clips and and things to watch

[00:31:16] first we have

[00:31:20] Okay

[00:31:23] Here's rage looking like a clanker as always he looks just like him, but then how come

[00:31:30] That looks just like me!

[00:31:34] It's the red shirt, it's a premonition.

[00:31:38] I look exactly like my character and I look literally depressed.

[00:31:42] Mr. Flanker is the same.

[00:31:46] But I don't know if Marcus showed this photo.

[00:31:51] He shared all the great photos he took during the trip and there's one photo that he didn't

[00:31:56] show I think.

[00:31:58] Gotta post it somewhere because it's a very funny photo. Okay, you guys will get a little sneak peek of it

[00:32:05] I'll probably post it on socials later

[00:32:10] He took this photo of me and it was perfect right after I got out

[00:32:16] It looks really good right he just showed he showed this one

[00:32:20] Okay, yeah, I was like wow. I feel like I look very um I look like one of those wet dogs

[00:32:27] Wait, okay, if you already showed it, then I'll just post it here so you can see it better, but there's this one and then there's this one.

[00:32:37] Wow. Look at that sadness on my face, but I'm like kind of like smiling. I'm like, okay, that was fine.

[00:32:44] It was the first the first year of my of my Chinese New Year. So sad.

[00:32:52] I'm smirking a little bit a model. Hello. Oh my god. Stop

[00:32:57] my abs

[00:33:00] Thank you guys

[00:33:02] The abs are having stop it

[00:33:05] Oh my gosh guys. How nice Jacks. Thank you for the prime. Appreciate you

[00:33:12] Okay, what else do we have here?

[00:33:14] Maya lost her engagement ring

[00:33:18] Where's your ring from Emily?

[00:33:22] It was foil.

[00:33:24] So, and I saw it, um...

[00:33:26] No!

[00:33:28] Yeah.

[00:33:32] So, you're fair game now, huh?

[00:33:34] Yeah. No.

[00:33:36] Wait, no. I'm really sure.

[00:33:38] Well, well, well, Maya.

[00:33:40] His dinner just got awkward.

[00:33:42] Wait, don't move!

[00:33:44] I'll make her a new one!

[00:33:46] No, Maya!

[00:33:48] It's okay. It was literally like a foil ring

[00:33:50] ring that was falling apart at the seams so I get it but please I will make her a

[00:33:56] new one we can she forgot about her boy her boyfriend really I will make her a

[00:34:04] new one and then maybe we can even go ring shopping together

[00:34:07] Please, mom!

[00:34:08] No, this is the same place!

[00:34:09] You forgot it's here!

[00:34:10] This is the same place!

[00:34:11] Oh my god, no one here is weird, no one here is weird and no one down here!

[00:34:15] Why is it weird?

[00:34:16] And she might be a little disturbed.

[00:34:19] She's like, what the heck?

[00:34:20] Okay, what's this one?

[00:34:23] Extra Emily?

[00:34:24] I'm gonna be honest.

[00:34:26] Emily was the only non-terrorist.

[00:34:29] The entire trip, she was great, actually.

[00:34:31] Actually, no.

[00:34:32] She told that one security guard that I hit women.

[00:34:35] Extra Emily.

[00:34:36] Well, what the fuck was that that was just an accident. Hi, this is Rosie. He's also a streamer

[00:34:42] Ah, he plays horror games and

[00:34:44] Um, he hits women. What the mickey mouse? Ah

[00:34:49] Impression was that

[00:34:51] He he spent way too long in disney. What the fuck is that?

[00:34:56] Oh my god, what was that voice that it's not me

[00:35:00] That that is totally not me guys. I'm not mickey mouse

[00:35:04] Um, it hits women.

[00:35:07] The fuck?

[00:35:08] It hits women.

[00:35:10] Why?

[00:35:11] Mickey Mouse.

[00:35:12] Like, actually why?

[00:35:13] Guys, I do not sound like that.

[00:35:16] Australian Mickey more like, new extra Emily award category, worst impression, yes.

[00:35:23] I would give it to Rosie for that one.

[00:35:25] I would say that one.

[00:35:27] Okay, that was so bad.

[00:35:28] It was an accident.

[00:35:29] I promise.

[00:35:30] Uh, what's this one?

[00:35:31] What's this one?

[00:35:33] Every tank, every top. Save energy.

[00:35:38] Thank you Louis for the thousand!

[00:35:41] Yeah?

[00:35:43] Nation's Island 3 stars!

[00:35:47] Cransy.

[00:35:49] Thank you, thank you!

[00:35:51] Cransy, thank you!

[00:35:54] Oh, wow!

[00:35:58] Me? Thank you.

[00:36:00] I watched Jason's Island Stream when I was getting ready in the morning and it was very

[00:36:08] It was very

[00:36:10] Fun to watch, but I felt really bad for him. I felt so bad

[00:36:16] He he like looked like he was suffering. He just got out of a breakup

[00:36:20] You know and and this this guy is just in on an island alone with no friends

[00:36:26] And I just put it on when I was getting ready and yes,

[00:36:32] hopefully he's enjoying the food and life

[00:36:35] after the island stream.

[00:36:37] But I don't think I could ever do this.

[00:36:38] I could never, never do what he did

[00:36:39] because you know, I wanna enjoy life.

[00:36:42] I don't wanna have to suffer.

[00:36:46] There is a thing though where I wanna ask Jacob

[00:36:48] to do like a 24 hour survival stream for me.

[00:36:51] So I'll be like, Jacob, find a random forest in Austin

[00:36:55] and I wanna see if I can live there for 24 hours

[00:36:57] before it gets too hot.

[00:36:59] So I'll do 24 hours and that'll be all.

[00:37:01] Otherwise, I think I will suffer.

[00:37:04] 24 hours isn't survival,

[00:37:07] but it's 24 hours without a bed.

[00:37:08] Like, that's horrible.

[00:37:10] And then should it be like, no,

[00:37:13] would it be no phone either?

[00:37:15] Just chat.

[00:37:16] No TikTok?

[00:37:18] Oh my God.

[00:37:19] No TikTok scrolling?

[00:37:22] I can't scroll on Reddit

[00:37:24] Twitter for a whole day. Oh my god, I would go crazy. I would go crazy. I

[00:37:31] Look at chat chat's fine. I think it's a street. I have a good street

[00:37:38] Bro hold asleep for 24 hours. Yes

[00:37:42] Okay, hi Jason. Hey, I'm a extra. I'm really she in the chat. Oh, I

[00:37:46] Was not in the chat. I never chatted sadly

[00:37:50] Emily did she just read me? Oh? Oh?

[00:37:52] awkward hey

[00:37:54] Hey!

[00:37:56] Hold on.

[00:37:58] Oh no! They were just typing,

[00:38:00] TwitchCon hype!

[00:38:02] Oh! A 10am raid?

[00:38:04] She's just rabing, how do I check?

[00:38:06] No.

[00:38:08] He was the... No.

[00:38:10] He was clearly delusional.

[00:38:12] Aw, sorry Gay said.

[00:38:14] He was hallucinating.

[00:38:18] I mean, that's fair.

[00:38:20] After doing all that, I would be hallucinating too,

[00:38:22] to I would say did I show this this this silly thing on stream yet HII Emily

[00:38:33] when we see you on the punching down podcast at some point punching down

[00:38:36] podcast oh maybe I don't have any plans electrifying for the 31 months

[00:38:41] Nick and sodas podcast I'd be down they just have to they just have to ask me

[00:38:45] that could be cute all right which one of you did this shit this is catchy's

[00:38:52] confession stream where she was answering confessions from chat or questions. Greetings fellow earthling,

[00:38:58] I need help with the situation. I'm wondering if you have any advice?

[00:39:03] colon ddd. Okay, I'm not even reading the rest. Uh, I'm too ner- how did you convince yourself to

[00:39:13] to move to a whole new place.

[00:39:15] That'll be all hyphen underscore hyphen.

[00:39:20] Bruh.

[00:39:23] Who did this?

[00:39:23] It doesn't even sound like me.

[00:39:25] And then Katya was like,

[00:39:27] oh my God did Emily read this?

[00:39:30] And I was like, no, did Emily write this?

[00:39:32] I'm like, hell no.

[00:39:33] Some of the person just wrote it as me.

[00:39:35] That was not me, bruh.

[00:39:37] The only part that sounds like me is the colon DDD.

[00:39:41] But that's because I said it on stream earlier.

[00:39:43] So who did that?

[00:39:47] Okay, this is very nice.

[00:39:49] Let me see if they're...

[00:39:54] Let me see if they're any good at it.

[00:39:57] Oh no!

[00:40:00] Makes sense why she's Emily's good friend.

[00:40:02] What they survived is I will love the unloved.

[00:40:16] Well thank you.

[00:40:17] Thank you Maya.

[00:40:18] One thing about me is I will love the unloved.

[00:40:21] I mean, after I appreciate Maya, she loves me for who I am.

[00:40:27] Okay.

[00:40:28] That's so sweet.

[00:40:30] So sweet.

[00:40:36] Yes, that's why we are engaged.

[00:40:39] Okay, so please congratulate us on our engagement.

[00:40:42] Thank you very much.

[00:40:43] All right, where are the Chris Clips?

[00:40:48] Oh God.

[00:40:50] Oh wait, okay, we have this here.

[00:40:54] Oh, I love the Wii.

[00:40:57] Oh, cute!

[00:40:58] Oh my god, this is so good!

[00:41:08] Brandy, thank you for the prize, thank you!

[00:41:20] Oh

[00:41:46] Emily's a baby I never seen the show

[00:41:50] Oh

[00:41:53] Wow, that was so good Zoe mama, so amazing what a great edit. Thank you so much. No way mama

[00:42:01] I'm Phoebe wait if he be the the silly one

[00:42:06] She's the blonde weird one L show. Oh my god. Okay. I'll take a good Phoebe

[00:42:12] All right. Oh Saturday. I really draw I never draw people don't be hard on me guys. Oh my god

[00:42:18] You look so slay baby the special one. Okay. Thank you Saturn. Very cute. I love the toe the toe looks very cute

[00:42:26] super nice

[00:42:28] Chris explains his beef

[00:42:42] Wait, why

[00:42:48] So yeah, yeah, yeah respond, right? Mm-hmm. She'll respond now. I'm like, yo, what the fuck then I

[00:42:56] respond like, you know we played it to

[00:43:02] Good you still down and always

[00:43:07] I'd be I'd be Karen remember me is a good text

[00:43:18] Same thing the plat-

[00:43:19] Rage is not respond, okay?

[00:43:22] Rage, I am definitely better than rage.

[00:43:24] Rage is the worst one, okay?

[00:43:27] Aim test for rage.

[00:43:28] I will say I feel very bad,

[00:43:32] but it's kind of like a meme at this point.

[00:43:34] Look at his poor messages.

[00:43:38] Okay, let me show you.

[00:43:39] I am not worse than rage.

[00:43:41] I believe you me.

[00:43:43] Okay, so we start.

[00:43:45] Hey!

[00:43:47] Yo, Emily, hey, Chris.

[00:43:50] Happy new year!

[00:43:51] Then would you be down to game this week?

[00:43:54] Hey, Chris, finally!

[00:44:00] Oh, no!

[00:44:04] Oh, no!

[00:44:08] I feel bad!

[00:44:10] Finally!

[00:44:11] Hey, Emily!

[00:44:13] Oh, my God, okay, okay, okay, so, okay, okay.

[00:44:16] I need to make, I can't do it now because if I do it now, I won't remember because I'll be streaming, so I have to do it when I'm off-stream.

[00:44:23] He said, finally, poor guy.

[00:44:26] Okay, so I will make sure to text him back and we want to do like a gaming idea.

[00:44:34] Okay, I think that would be fun. It would be fun to play a game because I know he does bad as me.

[00:44:41] So I just have to go into the message with a good idea of what to say

[00:44:47] Alright, I understand the the diss track. No

[00:44:51] But anyways anyways any who's my beef stuff stands with any of the nights

[00:44:56] Well, you know what bro? I think it's okay. I think that's life, bro

[00:45:00] You know I'm saying like sometimes you can't be friends with everybody

[00:45:02] I don't know.

[00:45:03] Don't be a creeper.

[00:45:04] We're friends.

[00:45:05] She's not too proud of you.

[00:45:06] Too proud of you.

[00:45:07] She's not too proud of you.

[00:45:08] I ain't gonna lie, they call it, they FaceTime in front of Emily, like all the care, I mean,

[00:45:14] I talk to everybody except Emily.

[00:45:16] Every time they pass the phone to Emily, I say, y'all, can you turn the phone back?

[00:45:20] Pass it with Swing the Rage, Swing to the fucking agents, throw you to the cinema.

[00:45:24] I don't want to talk to you anymore.

[00:45:26] Real shit.

[00:45:27] until you and so you learn how to use your fucking I saw your advice

[00:45:31] and that's

[00:45:33] oh my god that was so funny

[00:45:35] okay so in the car

[00:45:37] in the car

[00:45:39] in the car uh Chris called Cinder right and then uh

[00:45:43] Cinder's like over here talking to him

[00:45:45] and then Cinder's like la la la

[00:45:47] and then Cinder goes like this and then Chris goes up and

[00:45:49] oh I stopped stalking

[00:45:51] when he saw my face

[00:45:53] he was like oh and I was like

[00:45:55] Chris! Chris! And he was like, and it was so good. And then I was like, hi, Chris! He's like, give me the phone, please.

[00:46:06] Um, okay, okay. Don't worry, guys. It is going to be great. We will, we will get it right with Chris, okay?

[00:46:15] We will set up something and Chris will not have to write an eight minute diss track on me. I promise, I promise.

[00:46:20] promise

[00:46:36] Thank you

[00:46:46] He said she always answered

[00:46:50] I was sleeping I was sleeping call Chris right now

[00:46:58] Okay, I could do that. I can call Chris right now. I'll I'll put down what I'll pick up what he's putting down

[00:47:06] Let's see if he picks up

[00:47:08] He's going to pick up, isn't he?

[00:47:12] Oh, maybe he's mad at me.

[00:47:20] What if he's mad at me, he won't pick up.

[00:47:24] Chris! Oh, Chris! I'm here with a song!

[00:47:34] Chris, oh Chris, I want to make this long, not as long as your 8-minute diss track, however,

[00:47:45] I'm trying to apologize for my lack of response.

[00:47:50] Oh, what took you so long?

[00:47:57] Oh, Chris!

[00:47:58] Yeah, Chris, I saw the clips and I apologize for not picking up and I would love to set

[00:48:08] up a gaming stream with you and please don't really see a diss track.

[00:48:15] Oh no, so it's a clip for you to notice.

[00:48:20] This is so great.

[00:48:22] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[00:48:26] My Discord was sending me the clips of you

[00:48:30] and obviously I don't want to make you sad, so.

[00:48:35] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I didn't make you sad.

[00:48:37] I didn't make you sad.

[00:48:38] Oh, I felt very bad because it was just like bad timing,

[00:48:42] you know, like sometimes I'd be napping,

[00:48:44] sometimes I would be screaming

[00:48:47] and then I thought it'd be perfect time to call you now.

[00:48:51] Yeah.

[00:48:51] Uh-huh.

[00:48:52] You know, you know, you could even, you know,

[00:48:56] all doing that, you know, you know,

[00:49:00] I was having a blast, but I saw some downtime.

[00:49:03] It's crazy, you know.

[00:49:06] I just feel like that's gonna be some 2025 things, you know?

[00:49:10] That's 2026.

[00:49:11] Amen, amen.

[00:49:12] So that's why we shouldn't beat this year.

[00:49:16] You're right.

[00:49:19] You know, I recorded a diss track last night,

[00:49:21] And it was, I'm four minutes through, I was not tired

[00:49:24] because I had to get on a flight.

[00:49:26] No.

[00:49:27] What?

[00:49:28] What?

[00:49:29] It's four minutes.

[00:49:30] Oh no, you don't have to.

[00:49:31] No, but maybe we could do like a little gaming

[00:49:34] before you post it.

[00:49:36] You're halfway?

[00:49:38] Yeah, I'm halfway through.

[00:49:39] I didn't have time to like, you know,

[00:49:42] I had something like that, I went to Alex.

[00:49:44] So, like, you know, I really get to get to about

[00:49:48] half of the song, eight minutes.

[00:49:51] No, a minute is a little bit unnecessary. I feel like but don't worry. We can we can we can we can a game soon

[00:49:59] Okay, all right, okay. Yeah, all right, yeah

[00:50:10] Well, we're making a diss track to watch out

[00:50:21] I'm talking 14 minute diss track leader I'm having a 50s.

[00:50:25] No no no, no no no no no no we're gonna get people on the diss track too?

[00:50:33] You're gonna get multiple people?

[00:50:34] Yes.

[00:50:35] No.

[00:50:35] Oh, okay okay, don't worry don't worry I I I uh no 14 minutes Chris, we'll get this

[00:50:41] stick into four, stick into four.

[00:50:42] Four is all you need.

[00:50:44] Okay, yeah.

[00:50:46] Um you know plans are doing business with you, it'll become a true.

[00:50:50] Yes, it will. It will. Great. Thank you for picking up. I hope you have a great travels, Chris.

[00:50:56] Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Let's talk to you soon.

[00:51:00] You better. I will. Oh, I will. Thank you.

[00:51:06] Bye.

[00:51:10] 14 minute diss track! Guys, help! I didn't even know someone could make a song for 14 minutes!

[00:51:19] The longest I know is Taylor Swift's 10 minutes.

[00:51:22] Okay? There's no way that it could be 14 minutes with a feature.

[00:51:27] Feature, feature, feature, grapher. Please, no. That's a whole mixed taste.

[00:51:33] Okay, okay. Wait, okay. I do want to, I do want to make sure that we'll do our cooking thing,

[00:51:38] our gaming thing. I think Chris sounded really happy. And while he picked up, I'm very surprised.

[00:51:44] I'm like amazed that he picked up. Great for him.

[00:51:47] 14 minutes is crazy. A whole album.

[00:51:51] An album called I Hate Emily. This is the last Christmas. Wait, what?

[00:52:09] Okay, so this is Chris's song dissing 21 Savage and Kai. And why does this sound actually good?

[00:52:15] It sounds really good. What?

[00:52:32] Wait, that was good. That was some good, that was a good beat.

[00:52:45] I like 21 Savage. He's one of my best my favorite rappers

[00:53:00] Oh, I fear we are cooked

[00:53:03] We are we are currently on Chris's bad side and we need to go on the good side. Oh dear. I'm nervous

[00:53:10] Chris next door. No, no invite. I was there when care first formed. That's a

[00:53:18] Chris. I just want to say that. I'm pretty sure. When I say we, there was that one. Oh, yeah, I

[00:53:32] And I'm pretty sure Rage wanted you here.

[00:53:35] He did.

[00:53:36] And if I'm not mistaken, Rage wanted you here for a while.

[00:53:41] But yeah, Emily just wasn't feeling you.

[00:53:50] He's fighting on AIM, not me!

[00:53:52] Why is AIM the one starting this propaganda?

[00:53:55] Hello?

[00:53:56] What?

[00:53:58] Wait, hello?

[00:54:00] Is it fine?

[00:54:05] The helly?

[00:54:07] What the heck, I didn't even show that ass!

[00:54:10] Why is AIM the one saying that I'm the one that started this propaganda against Chris?

[00:54:15] It's AIM! AIM should be the one that that's getting a diss track. 14 minutes. Hello? What the heck?

[00:54:23] What is happening? My computer's not even bad.

[00:54:25] This is pissing me off.

[00:54:28] Okay, let me refresh her real quick.

[00:54:30] Do I sound like a chipmunk?

[00:54:32] Leaked a real voice.

[00:54:34] And she thought you might kind of bring down some of the vibes and get some of the chemistry wrong.

[00:54:40] And she did say you'd be improv-ing a lot.

[00:54:43] And she don't have to think so.

[00:54:46] I love, I love the improv.

[00:54:49] But hey man, I mean you still pop out, you know what I'm saying?

[00:54:51] and get one one uh well yeah you could pop out in close on the way you can't stay at the house because

[00:54:57] no you can see with me oh my bed is too big for one person anyway bro really okay aim gets a

[00:55:06] taylor switch to sign the music goal cd and now he's feeling like a brand new person okay he's

[00:55:11] trying to start beef he's like oh yeah taylor switch loves me loves me and then he's trying to pin

[00:55:17] Chris against me when in reality we should be going against him. I never said that Chris couldn't come.

[00:55:24] I just, I just ghost Chris. I don't say he can't come. He can come. I'm not going to be the one

[00:55:29] to schedule it, but of course he's always welcome. Okay, so why is he starting all this drama and

[00:55:35] that's why Chris hates me. That's why. Okay, we have to fix it so we don't have a 14 minute

[00:55:42] diss track for real

[00:55:44] Aim I'm gonna make an aim diss track aim more like a lame

[00:55:51] The way you be putting all the

[00:55:54] um

[00:55:55] The way you be putting all the blame on me lame

[00:55:59] Wait that was good. That was good

[00:56:02] Okay, okay. I gotta I gotta work on it

[00:56:04] Aim why you gotta go with the blame and put that and put it on me that is

[00:56:10] I'm working on it

[00:56:11] Alright, I want to be um, I want to be a you. Oh, okay

[00:56:16] If I get my 40 minute this track aim better watch out

[00:56:23] Okay, no problem. All right, what are some other good edits, let me see

[00:56:29] When I look through the the fan made channel it's all

[00:56:33] Take talks

[00:56:35] Care day

[00:56:37] How cute! Oh my god, our outfit! You got this chef, chef toad!

[00:56:45] I went to buy fine china.

[00:56:47] Uh huh.

[00:56:48] I think we could use?

[00:56:49] Had to say it, I'd take them because it was so easy to fall in love.

[00:56:52] I then called Olivia Din, sipped bang energy, and played bingo, W Sultan,

[00:56:57] and wondered if anyone would care going to Japan anyway to see sunsets.

[00:57:03] Thank you, GGs.

[00:57:06] There's a lot of nice lore in here.

[00:57:10] The am-a-syl-brainerot, yes.

[00:57:14] Yep, care to go to Japan.

[00:57:17] No.

[00:57:19] OK, oh my god, my abs!

[00:57:21] Stop!

[00:57:22] Look at that!

[00:57:24] Look at that!

[00:57:26] Thank you for the abs.

[00:57:29] Wow, looking good.

[00:57:30] This is so good!

[00:57:36] This is so good!

[00:57:39] Hey!

[00:57:42] Hey! Hey! Hey!

[00:57:47] Hey!

[00:57:50] Woohoo!

[00:57:53] Hello!

[00:57:57] Oh look at that side!

[00:57:59] cute oh dear i look horrible

[00:58:11] goo poopie poopie we learned that one right poopie

[00:58:15] wow very cute from tc oh so cute i i always um when i was a a wee little taut streamer okay i

[00:58:25] I always said I wanted fan art of me.

[00:58:29] I was like, it'd be so cool if people made fan art of me.

[00:58:32] And now there's so much great fan art.

[00:58:35] It makes me so happy.

[00:58:37] You guys are such so talented.

[00:58:39] Me, me, me, exactly.

[00:58:41] So it looks great.

[00:58:42] Thank you.

[00:58:48] We look at these pictures together, OK?

[00:58:50] Yep.

[00:58:51] One time.

[00:58:53] And then we do the evidence.

[00:58:55] I said we do it right now.

[00:58:57] Are you nuts?

[00:58:59] The hangover of the hospital, is that in there?

[00:59:01] Yeah, it's in there.

[00:59:02] Guys, one time.

[00:59:05] Deal?

[00:59:06] Deal.

[00:59:08] Raid this photo.

[00:59:09] Hey, we'll make it for the five.

[00:59:13] Oh, dear Lord, that's the last of you.

[00:59:16] We'll make it for the five.

[00:59:19] We'll make you.

[00:59:20] Oh

[00:59:24] Yeah

[00:59:27] Wow great

[00:59:50] Hey, I like that one.

[00:59:52] I like that one.

[00:59:55] Oh, wow.

[00:59:57] They're getting intimate.

[00:59:59] Whoa, Pog!

[01:00:01] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

[01:00:05] cheers, Epcot.

[01:00:09] Oh, that's a good photo.

[01:00:14] Aw.

[01:00:17] Is that me after I drink?

[01:00:18] Yep.

[01:00:19] God didn't work. Oh my god

[01:00:25] So cute guys great edit. Thank you. Thank you, Rochi very good job. That was so good. I'm impressed

[01:00:35] You all know what I one of my biggest regrets from the trip is

[01:00:41] When I was playing pool with rage and I said shut your bitch up

[01:00:45] And then I failed to make the shot. I was like

[01:00:49] 10,000

[01:00:52] Imagine imagine I made it

[01:00:54] Okay, I that keeps me up at night. I'm like

[01:00:58] Trickle bitch ass up, and then I didn't even make the fucking shot

[01:01:01] Oh my god, so embarrassing and then when I did make the shot. I didn't say any I had no trash talk

[01:01:07] Was it this one? Oh my god, it's literally this

[01:01:15] I should have transferred.

[01:01:20] Oh my god.

[01:01:25] No aura.

[01:01:30] Woo!

[01:01:37] Thank you Louisville for the 10 gifts.

[01:01:43] And I- I don't- I don't think I don't think it!

[01:01:48] Oh my god.

[01:01:49] No aura.

[01:01:52] AHHHHHH!

[01:01:55] This keeps me up at night!

[01:01:57] I didn't make it! I didn't make it!

[01:01:59] Oh my god!

[01:02:03] Wait, she edited it out.

[01:02:07] Thank you!

[01:02:08] Thank you for editing it for me!

[01:02:10] Thank you, thank you!

[01:02:10] Yeah, it would have been such a great clip,

[01:02:12] But I just I just chalk is so embarrassing

[01:02:26] Don't you press and we're making for the tears too

[01:02:29] I

[01:02:36] Didn't I use that rage war his big goofy ears the whole day

[01:02:41] Wait, we look good. It looks so cute with the little ears on how sweet

[01:02:49] And then I lost and rock-paper-scissors, but they don't have to know that the the discord that I mean the tiktok doesn't have to know

[01:02:55] That yeah, we look so good

[01:02:57] It was so fun. Yeah, that was a great time guys. I want to go back to Orlando so bad like there's so much to do

[01:03:04] We have we have frickin epic universe. You have other Disney parks

[01:03:07] I just don't know when but hopefully we can go back eventually and and do it all okay, and

[01:03:15] I didn't do any of the rides at Epcot my heart hurt. I like love the rides tomorrow

[01:03:21] Yeah, I sound like a Disney mom

[01:03:23] But I tell you guys like I literally was thinking it would be kind of nice to settle down in Orlando

[01:03:29] So I could go to all the Disney parks on my own time

[01:03:32] But I probably won't but I was like it would be bad and that did I raise my kids in Orlando?

[01:03:38] They'd be a little spoiled for sure. They'd be hella spoiled. Okay. What do we have here?

[01:03:45] So these are the classic ones cute you just ears

[01:03:50] this is

[01:03:52] That is so rage-coded.

[01:03:54] Ah!

[01:03:56] Great number one.

[01:03:57] Aw.

[01:04:00] Yeah, when I get kids.

[01:04:04] Here.

[01:04:07] Wow.

[01:04:12] Hey, hey.

[01:04:14] Slay.

[01:04:15] Oh, the passports.

[01:04:17] Ah!

[01:04:21] Wow! How...

[01:04:28] I wasn't too hungover the next day.

[01:04:41] Awesome! Thank you for the fight!

[01:04:43] Aw, thanks, awesome!

[01:04:47] Yay! We did it!

[01:04:49] Awesome! We're going to see you again!

[01:04:51] Yay! We did it! All 11! At the buzzer beater!

[01:04:57] So perfect with the fireworks!

[01:05:00] Oh! How cute! Thank you so much!

[01:05:04] Look at this art! Everything I could have ever dreamed of!

[01:05:07] Thank you!

[01:05:10] This is some more amazing art. We got...

[01:05:13] Oh! Me and Sina on the boat!

[01:05:17] Look at amazing the Wagyu steak.

[01:05:20] Us going, wow, pogging at the Wagyu.

[01:05:24] And then the dragon.

[01:05:26] So talented, Disney Springs and Wagyu steaks.

[01:05:30] Oh, so cute.

[01:05:31] You guys are so good at drawing.

[01:05:34] You saw the kiss and everything.

[01:05:37] OK, yes, this is great.

[01:05:40] Did chat enjoy?

[01:05:42] I thought the trip was pretty good.

[01:05:45] I really liked the non-marathon way, but also the non-marathon way, we started stream like

[01:05:56] later and later, which is, but I think it's better to not sleep on stream. It's like,

[01:06:00] who wants to just sleep on stream? 4 p.m. every day? So then I guess marathon would make us not

[01:06:08] start so late so um but yeah and when he when we had like the option it's like

[01:06:15] four of us is getting ready at the same time and then

[01:06:18] yeah we all started like two or something um

[01:06:22] i prefer the marathon but yeah it's just like uh sleeping like who wants to

[01:06:28] watch us sleep oh no

[01:06:34] Well, I'm a be honest manager.

[01:06:38] I've actually been drugged by one of the fellow co-workers.

[01:06:43] I drank some of the weed.

[01:06:45] Uh-huh.

[01:06:46] Mr. Rage was the one that gave it to me.

[01:06:48] I like this, too.

[01:06:50] What's going on?

[01:06:52] No, I'm fine, so...

[01:06:54] Make the buckle.

[01:06:56] Excuse me, excuse me, manager, manager, manager?

[01:06:59] Manager?

[01:07:00] Oh, I'm gonna snitch, but there's a lot of trash, like, over by those cars.

[01:07:03] He's over there.

[01:07:04] Okay.

[01:07:05] Hey, where are you?

[01:07:06] You got trashed by the cars.

[01:07:07] Oh!

[01:07:08] Oh!

[01:07:09] Oh!

[01:07:10] He also died.

[01:07:11] He went around saying things about people, and doing things to people.

[01:07:12] And I'll be honest with you, man.

[01:07:13] I'll be honest with you.

[01:07:14] If the humans get a win to this right here, I'll work hard.

[01:07:15] They're gonna think we're all cosby, right?

[01:07:16] Well, I'm sorry.

[01:07:17] I like your eyebrows.

[01:07:18] I'm on off today.

[01:07:19] Look at each other.

[01:07:20] We'll appreciate it.

[01:07:21] Can I touch each other's shoulder?

[01:07:22] I'll touch each other's shoulder.

[01:07:23] I'll touch each other's shoulder.

[01:07:24] I'll touch each other's shoulder.

[01:07:25] I'll touch each other's shoulder.

[01:07:26] I'll touch each other's shoulder.

[01:07:27] I'll touch each other's shoulder.

[01:07:28] I appreciate it.

[01:07:29] Directly touch each other's shoulder all the time.

[01:07:30] I can be fucking fucking...

[01:07:31] Yeah, that's not what I mean.

[01:07:32] You say?

[01:07:33] What?

[01:07:34] No, here's the thing.

[01:07:35] No.

[01:07:36] I think that's my, um, employee demand.

[01:07:37] Because I've got my fucking business and do my job.

[01:07:38] So how about you build my gas station and do your fucking job?

[01:07:41] CLAWX!

[01:07:42] Thank you for coming to come and go.

[01:07:43] I'm sorry.

[01:07:44] Here we go.

[01:07:45] Claw, Claw.

[01:07:46] If you're coming to here to go, please enjoy your cereal.

[01:07:48] A dollar?

[01:07:49] Someone's got to pay dollars!

[01:07:50] Oh my God.

[01:07:51] Fuck you.

[01:07:52] What was that about?

[01:07:53] Me?

[01:07:54] Yeah, that was your...

[01:07:55] I goot.

[01:07:56] I just need to leave a little bit.

[01:07:58] AHHHHHH!

[01:08:00] Sir?

[01:08:01] Range over here?

[01:08:02] I did not see you!

[01:08:03] No!

[01:08:04] I saw you in the back!

[01:08:05] I didn't know Asian was so disturbed at the time with all my comments.

[01:08:09] Oh, Jesus, you don't have to react.

[01:08:11] You're like, what the fuck?

[01:08:13] I saw you in the back the entire time, Monica!

[01:08:15] You shabby Mr. Miss!

[01:08:16] I saw you in the back the entire time, Monica!

[01:08:18] You shabby Mr. Miss!

[01:08:19] Uh-oh.

[01:08:20] What the fuck?

[01:08:21] I

[01:08:35] Love this

[01:08:51] Oh, part two, that would be cute!

[01:09:00] Wow, good edits!

[01:09:01] All the different POVs, adorable.

[01:09:05] They're having so much fun, yes.

[01:09:07] I really enjoyed it too.

[01:09:09] Hopefully we could do more games.

[01:09:11] I think it's good when we do like RP stuff, you know.

[01:09:14] I forgot that we all kind of get RP, you know what I'm saying?

[01:09:18] I'm uh, you know, I have those GTA days. I used to play GTA 5 RP. Not too bad

[01:09:29] Yummy, oh, I miss the sushi that was so delicious remember when we got free dessert. Oh my god, so nice

[01:09:39] Wow

[01:09:41] This is free Rin, huh

[01:09:44] Am I the little rat? I'm like a little a little gnome viking on the side

[01:09:47] wow pretty cool yeah I was Ellie Yen this is a all cute

[01:09:55] wow this looks amazing Michelin Star Monday my boobs sorry looks so good Karen

[01:10:04] Orlando Cina goes on a ride she did mr. Beast oh we did not mention that I

[01:10:10] danced care car karaoke yep slumber party no

[01:10:14] said Emily Rosie side quest yep what a deal I don't think anything Orlando is a

[01:10:20] deal unfortunately I don't think I said that I don't remember Rosie Rose rage I

[01:10:25] think the similee yes Marcus yes agent crash out yep Emily plays crazy frog I

[01:10:31] did on my own free Fs Fsler versus care segment oh we didn't have that maybe one

[01:10:39] day. Rage at moment, yep, many. Hiking, kind of. I need a lead toad! Relax, yep, convenience store run.

[01:10:50] No. M jet moment, okay. Rage goes solo. Uh-huh. Thought of the TikTok,

[01:10:56] we're in a moment, cooking segment. Malik makes an appearance. Great, great! I love the bingo boars,

[01:11:03] they're so cute. I think there has to be a bingo in there somewhere. Nellie, thank you for the prime!

[01:11:08] appreciate y'all. Oh great. Okay guys, this is amazing. Orlando a movie! It was

[01:11:16] awesome! I'm excited for our next time that we are reunited. Who knows when?

[01:11:23] Wait, does anyone have that keen clip? So we at the end of the last stream in

[01:11:28] Orlando we were deciding on which place to go next and I already know it's

[01:11:32] gonna take like at least three business months to plan our next our next

[01:11:36] Location because it's so hard to just like first of all get a good time. It's not gonna all know when

[01:11:42] When to do anything?

[01:11:44] So I would love another caretrip this year. We just got a lock in and make sure we can find something

[01:11:52] Why are you MP? I'll be honest. I don't think Japan is happening. I don't think we're gonna do Japan, but

[01:11:58] Guys like

[01:12:02] I

[01:12:03] I think Japan

[01:12:05] would be good, but it's just like...

[01:12:09] Okay, first of all, I need to stay in Japan for three weeks.

[01:12:13] Okay?

[01:12:14] And then...

[01:12:16] Also, I would probably need to like...

[01:12:18] explore Japan on my own for at least half the trip.

[01:12:22] And then that wouldn't even be care.

[01:12:24] Okay, so I'd be like, I'd feel bad because then I would have to like go out and about on my own

[01:12:29] and be like, okay, I need to go do stuff.

[01:12:32] Like, I need to go look around and walk around.

[01:12:34] And I don't want to force everyone else to do that with me.

[01:12:37] So it's like, I just think that's a care trip.

[01:12:39] I don't think it will hit that hard.

[01:12:41] Cause it's probably like Orlando where there's like so much

[01:12:43] stuff to do and it's just really hard to decide what to do.

[01:12:46] And then for Orlando, I felt bad because I felt like I was,

[01:12:49] I was like going off on my own and then I was like,

[01:12:51] I just have to go off.

[01:12:52] I told, I told Senna the day before I was like,

[01:12:55] during Epcot, I'll probably be like walking off on my own

[01:12:58] a lot.

[01:12:58] She's like, okay, that's okay.

[01:12:59] I totally get it.

[01:13:00] But then I feel bad cause not really care.

[01:13:01] So then that would happen with Japan

[01:13:05] because I would really want to see everything,

[01:13:07] you know what I'm saying?

[01:13:08] So we shall see, we shall see.

[01:13:12] But apparently Keem said that Thailand is better

[01:13:16] and I'd be good with that.

[01:13:18] I think Thailand's fun.

[01:13:19] Yeah, I would be more open to that for sure.

[01:13:23] Me personally, I feel like they should go to Thailand

[01:13:26] or Japan.

[01:13:27] Oh.

[01:13:28] That's just me personally.

[01:13:29] I feel like they should go to Thailand or Japan.

[01:13:31] I feel like Thailand would be way better for them.

[01:13:33] Like just, it's super affordable.

[01:13:36] So like, let's be honest, chat.

[01:13:39] They're rich in America.

[01:13:40] Okay, chat.

[01:13:40] These guys are rich.

[01:13:41] If you go to Thailand,

[01:13:42] they're going to be legit kings and queens.

[01:13:44] Really?

[01:13:45] And you know what they could do in Thailand?

[01:13:47] Really?

[01:13:48] They could literally go, bro.

[01:13:50] They, the shit that they could do,

[01:13:52] the content they could do there with the money that they have.

[01:13:55] Go do everything.

[01:13:57] It's insane.

[01:13:58] And Thailand is super stream friendly.

[01:14:00] Super content creator friendly, and it is arguably more of a tourist destination

[01:14:06] Than like Japan and Korea in fact I feel like Japan and Korea are a little bit less like likely

[01:14:14] I'll be a queen

[01:14:16] There are more hesitant towards tourists these days than Thailand is so I feel like Thailand would probably be in my

[01:14:23] I would be down. I think Colin sounds fun

[01:14:26] I think the one the one I don't want to do is probably like Japan sadly

[01:14:30] I don't I don't think I want to go to Japan. Well, actually I would I don't know if they really want to go

[01:14:35] I would go with them of course, but I think Thailand would be great. So yes, Thailand, Thailand would be fun, right?

[01:14:45] Okay, compilation of rage asking endless times where you are

[01:14:56] She's going to walk us!

[01:14:58] Where is Emily?

[01:14:59] Emily, be on a little...

[01:15:01] Okay, I'll call her.

[01:15:03] I hate!

[01:15:05] Where did Emily go?

[01:15:08] I want to get passports!

[01:15:09] Where the hell is Emily?

[01:15:11] Where is Emily?

[01:15:13] Already at six?

[01:15:15] Where the hell did she go?

[01:15:17] Wait, wait, wait, where is Emily?

[01:15:19] I didn't know!

[01:15:22] I was just having the best time ever.

[01:15:25] Eminem.

[01:15:26] Eminem.

[01:15:27] Eminem.

[01:15:28] Eminem.

[01:15:29] Eminem.

[01:15:30] Where did I go?

[01:15:31] Hey, making sure I was okay.

[01:15:34] Eminem.

[01:15:35] And how do I hear you?

[01:15:38] Never call me Eminem ever again, please.

[01:15:41] Where's Emily?

[01:15:42] Eminem.

[01:15:43] Emily.

[01:15:46] Emily, what?

[01:15:47] Excuse me?

[01:15:47] You said you walked out from Streamers?

[01:15:49] Some girls?

[01:15:50] Some some some some.

[01:15:50] Oh my god, that's not Emily.

[01:15:53] Oh yeah!

[01:15:54] Where is she at?

[01:15:55] Where is she at?

[01:15:55] I don't know, I watched her stream.

[01:15:57] But I see you.

[01:15:58] Oh you didn't see her yet.

[01:15:59] Yeah, that's me.

[01:16:00] How y'all?

[01:16:01] She's in the 50% of the way.

[01:16:03] Oh my god!

[01:16:04] I'm the extreme.

[01:16:05] I'm not the extreme.

[01:16:07] I don't know.

[01:16:08] I don't know, girl.

[01:16:11] Where is she?

[01:16:12] Where'd I go?

[01:16:14] Wait, I thought, uh, oh, you're here.

[01:16:18] What are you doing?

[01:16:19] I was looking for you guys.

[01:16:21] Oh, what's happening?

[01:16:25] I was looking for you guys,

[01:16:26] I was just sitting right there, ain't no way.

[01:16:29] I was just sitting down.

[01:16:33] I was looking for you guys.

[01:16:35] I don't remember, I think I was trying to sit and then,

[01:16:38] and then I just kept coming.

[01:16:41] Are you at Emily?

[01:16:42] Emily?

[01:16:43] Emily!

[01:16:44] That's not Emily.

[01:16:45] 17!

[01:16:46] That's not Emily.

[01:16:47] Do you hear me?

[01:16:48] Where's Emily?

[01:16:49] It's so dark.

[01:16:50] Emily!

[01:16:51] That's what I was pooping.

[01:16:52] You scared me.

[01:16:53] Where's Emily?

[01:16:54] Oh my god, I thought you were going to hit me.

[01:16:55] Oh, sorry.

[01:16:56] You know it was me?

[01:16:57] No.

[01:16:58] Okay, where's Emily?

[01:16:59] Um.

[01:17:00] Where's Emily?

[01:17:01] Right over there.

[01:17:02] 20 is not bad.

[01:17:03] I don't know.

[01:17:04] I don't know.

[01:17:05] I don't know.

[01:17:06] I don't know.

[01:17:07] I don't know.

[01:17:08] I don't know.

[01:17:09] I don't know.

[01:17:10] 20 is not bad, okay?

[01:17:11] It was a six hour stream.

[01:17:13] Six hours divided by 20, that's approximately

[01:17:16] six times 63, 60 divided by 20 is 18, 18,

[01:17:22] one per 18 minutes.

[01:17:26] That's not bad.

[01:17:27] Once every 18 minutes, they ask where I was.

[01:17:32] That's not horrible, okay?

[01:17:34] I was out and about doing my thing,

[01:17:37] so I'm glad we were all fine,

[01:17:39] Yeah, that would literally be me at Japan.

[01:17:42] I would just be walking around doing my own thing.

[01:17:44] I swear.

[01:17:46] I swear.

[01:17:48] OK, let's see.

[01:17:50] Oh, my god.

[01:17:51] What the heck?

[01:17:52] Are you two men?

[01:17:53] Oh, my god.

[01:17:54] Oh, my god.

[01:17:54] That's crazy.

[01:17:55] No, no, no.

[01:17:55] No, I can open the web.

[01:17:56] Oh, I know.

[01:17:58] OK, yeah.

[01:17:59] Are you ready?

[01:17:59] We're trying to open the web.

[01:18:00] No.

[01:18:01] No.

[01:18:01] Oh, my god.

[01:18:02] Congratulations.

[01:18:03] I don't know why Jacob put the camera on me.

[01:18:06] My prom is so messed up.

[01:18:08] Okay, any other good cliffs?

[01:18:11] Emily is itching to come out.

[01:18:14] I can't wait to become Emily!

[01:18:38] you

[01:19:08] you

[01:19:38] you

[01:20:08] you

[01:20:38] you

[01:21:08] You

[01:21:27] Curse seriously me neither

[01:21:38] Okay, nope, no smiling.

[01:21:42] Okay, uh, ready?

[01:21:50] IRL cam.

[01:21:52] Uh, no more music.

[01:21:55] Uh, no more music.

[01:21:59] Hello?

[01:22:01] Hello?

[01:22:02] Okay guys, let me show you all of the, uh,

[01:22:07] new things that we have working today.

[01:22:11] Okay, I got all this stuff in the P.O. box.

[01:22:16] So Emoly will look very different.

[01:22:20] Okay, let me do this.

[01:22:24] Let me plug in the light. It's going to be a brand new fit.

[01:22:29] I know, I can't wait.

[01:22:32] Okay.

[01:22:34] the light just went on in the uh what does it mean if if my bathroom light is

[01:22:45] red excuse me what does this mean

[01:22:52] Is that fine?

[01:22:57] Uh, like that?

[01:23:03] Press reset.

[01:23:06] Harder?

[01:23:08] Oh, thanks.

[01:23:10] So smart.

[01:23:12] Okay, I'm going to punch you guys over here,

[01:23:15] and then we're going to change outfit first,

[01:23:20] and then I will do makeup.

[01:23:22] Okay, that's exciting.

[01:23:24] It means the circuit is off.

[01:23:26] You guys ever just like walk into your apartment

[01:23:28] and then like your entire

[01:23:30] living room is just out of electricity

[01:23:32] and then you have to go in

[01:23:34] go to your circuit breaker

[01:23:36] and flip it on and off like randomly?

[01:23:38] Or is that just me?

[01:23:40] Because it's kind of annoying.

[01:23:42] Like sometimes it just falls off for no reason.

[01:23:44] All the time.

[01:23:46] It's happened like

[01:23:48] maybe like three times for me in the past month?

[01:23:51] It's very, very annoying.

[01:23:53] Okay, hello.

[01:23:56] Welcome to Becoming Emily.

[01:23:59] Skillish you?

[01:24:01] No way.

[01:24:03] Okay, so right now I am Emily.

[01:24:08] Let me get my mic so it can sound better.

[01:24:12] Maybe like once a month or something,

[01:24:14] but still very annoying.

[01:24:16] It means there's too much plugged in.

[01:24:17] Oh, yeah, that's probably it.

[01:24:21] All righty.

[01:24:26] Hello?

[01:24:27] Yeah, maybe it's my Christmas tree that's doing it.

[01:24:30] They're the one that's fucking everything up.

[01:24:33] Let me see the, I need to see the activity.

[01:24:40] OK, thank you, guys.

[01:24:43] Worked our results.

[01:24:44] Perfect.

[01:24:45] So we have a bunch of new emo outfit things to wear today.

[01:24:52] We even have new shoes.

[01:24:55] Shout out to Zatai for this.

[01:24:58] OK, so we got gloves and socks, a beanie.

[01:25:07] Oh my.

[01:25:11] More gloves and socks.

[01:25:12] We can also do these gloves and socks.

[01:25:17] I need the, I need email music.

[01:25:19] Let me get it in a second.

[01:25:21] These jeans shorts.

[01:25:22] Oh my God, is my kuchi gonna be out?

[01:25:25] Jesus.

[01:25:26] Okay, jeans shorts.

[01:25:27] They're black.

[01:25:31] Whatever this thing is, I don't know if that's a choker or a belt.

[01:25:36] And then we have a shirt option, which is this one.

[01:25:43] Okay, would you rather have this shirt for Emily or, oh wait, I think it's just that, or this shirt.

[01:25:54] Oh my, this one looks kind of like a lingerie a little bit.

[01:25:59] Okay.

[01:26:01] Or this one.

[01:26:03] I don't know where they are, so my.

[01:26:05] Wow, emo is a little bit of a slut.

[01:26:10] The first one, okay, I think the first one

[01:26:12] is probably a little better.

[01:26:14] Good idea, good idea.

[01:26:16] Okay, so I'm gonna, let me get some music.

[01:26:20] And then we will slowly but surely transform

[01:26:24] into our emo self.

[01:26:27] How exciting!

[01:26:28] Try both, okay, maybe I'll try them both.

[01:26:31] If the second one doesn't work, then I will not do that one.

[01:26:35] The only emo song that I know is

[01:26:40] Chop Suey.

[01:26:41] Does that count as emo?

[01:26:43] Chop Suey!

[01:26:46] Okay.

[01:26:49] Yes, wait, no, no.

[01:26:50] That's...

[01:26:53] Emo song.

[01:26:55] Oh, the song's there.

[01:26:56] No?

[01:26:58] I like my kind of romance.

[01:27:00] Okay, teenagers, ooh, this is perfect! Okay, first, I'm gonna change to the top. Alright, let me wear this. One second.

[01:27:30] you

[01:28:00] you

[01:28:30] you

[01:29:00] you

[01:29:30] you

[01:30:00] you

[01:30:30] you

[01:31:00] you

[01:31:30] you

[01:32:00] you

[01:32:30] you

[01:33:00] you

[01:33:30] you

[01:34:00] you

[01:34:30] you

[01:35:00] you

[01:35:30] you

[01:36:00] you

[01:36:30] you

[01:37:00] you

[01:37:30] you

[01:38:00] you

[01:38:30] you

[01:39:00] You

[01:39:30] Okay, I'm gonna take mine off.

[01:39:35] Where am I?

[01:39:38] They're a little big.

[01:39:40] The nails.

[01:39:41] Ignore it.

[01:39:43] Thank you!

[01:39:45] Black heart.

[01:39:47] Thank you!

[01:39:48] We were next for the four.

[01:39:52] They're too big!

[01:39:54] Please, I know

[01:39:57] you'll be at my show you like the harmonizing either too big sadly but

[01:40:05] this one kind of works oh you're right so sad they added spikes to the benches

[01:40:18] the people can't sleep there anymore paint the nails black sorry guys I spend

[01:40:24] too much money on my nails every month to paint the black.

[01:40:28] That's going to be the one un-immersive part.

[01:40:31] So I clean it black, then I can't go back to regular.

[01:40:35] Not happening.

[01:40:38] Oh, these are cute.

[01:40:43] Work sucks.

[01:40:45] I know.

[01:40:49] OK, does this look good?

[01:40:50] I'm so medley.

[01:40:54] Too large.

[01:40:58] Wow.

[01:41:02] Rar.

[01:41:06] Okay, go to rings.

[01:41:10] Okay, the ring stack.

[01:41:14] Sort of. Very nice.

[01:41:18] Okay, next, we have Tattoos.

[01:41:25] Should I do a tattoo?

[01:41:29] I don't want to be gone by the time I don't miss for beasts.

[01:41:37] So, let's see, maybe here?

[01:41:42] A back tattoo?

[01:41:44] That'd be kind of cool, guys.

[01:41:48] That would be nice, and you guys know I don't shower,

[01:41:50] so it'll be there for a while.

[01:41:56] Okay, these are cute.

[01:42:01] Oh my.

[01:42:06] A tiger.

[01:42:07] Oh, the feather.

[01:42:10] That looks kinda crazy.

[01:42:12] The first one.

[01:42:16] Let's see.

[01:42:17] A tramp stamp?

[01:42:47] you

[01:43:17] you

[01:43:47] you

[01:44:17] you

[01:44:47] you

[01:45:17] you

[01:45:47] you

[01:46:17] you

[01:46:47] you

[01:47:17] you

[01:47:47] you

[01:48:17] you

[01:48:47] you

[01:49:17] you

[01:49:47] you

[01:50:17] you

[01:50:47] you

[01:51:17] Okay, this is fine.

[01:51:27] Oh, the tattoos!

[01:51:40] Yeah, that's fine.

[01:51:45] At least when I go like this, you can see it.

[01:51:51] No tattoos!

[01:51:53] I forgot.

[01:51:55] Oh, there's two balls.

[01:51:57] One of them was hiding in my hat.

[01:52:00] Here we are.

[01:52:03] Uh...

[01:52:07] Okay.

[01:52:09] Here we go.

[01:52:16] Wait, this looks good.

[01:52:27] I

[01:52:33] Mean stand like this

[01:52:38] Right

[01:52:44] I don't like that. I don't like the emo

[01:52:47] Okay, are we going with the outfit?

[01:52:51] Roar xD

[01:52:54] Wait, that's pretty good

[01:52:57] Okay, time for the scary part, when I become emo.

[01:53:03] I'm gonna get my eyeliner.

[01:53:09] Uh-huh.

[01:53:11] There we go.

[01:53:14] Oh, God.

[01:53:16] I don't want to look too emo.

[01:53:27] I under eye?

[01:53:34] Oh, so what?

[01:53:39] I'm under eye.

[01:53:45] Different one.

[01:53:47] I don't care!

[01:53:52] Yaaaaaah!

[01:53:54] Yaaaaaah!

[01:54:02] Uhhhh...

[01:54:08] Uhhhh...

[01:54:10] How do I do this?

[01:54:14] Thank you...

[01:54:16] Are you going to the gun range with Steven?

[01:54:20] I hope Steven's there.

[01:54:22] If he's not, then that's okay.

[01:54:25] Someone else will have to deal with me.

[01:54:28] Where am I?

[01:54:31] I'm like a cat.

[01:54:36] Uh...

[01:54:39] Okay.

[01:54:42] Okay, wait, thank you.

[01:55:00] I need to...

[01:55:07] ummm...

[01:55:09] find him.

[01:55:12] Thank you, we're the thousand.

[01:55:15] I'm going to...

[01:55:18] Thank you, thank you!

[01:55:23] Oh, thank you so much!

[01:55:26] Okay, okay, okay, does that look better?

[01:55:52] Oh my god, look pretty evil

[01:55:56] It's definitely give an email

[01:56:04] I made out of my black eye shadow

[01:56:08] Guys

[01:56:12] Am I okay? I'm doing just fine

[01:56:14] Okay, wait I'm good don't think it's not like like so emo that you want to get

[01:56:33] turned away from businesses it's more just like you know like I'm emo is she

[01:56:40] the chorus yes I'm going through it okay

[01:56:52] okay and then of course we can't forget our lipstick it's not a phase

[01:57:03] Oh, this is what I had.

[01:57:12] Oh, this makes it a lot darker.

[01:57:18] Oh, wait, let me...

[01:57:24] I thought it was his lipstick.

[01:57:29] Shut up mom, you're cut off TikToks?

[01:57:34] Uh, did I ruin it?

[01:57:41] What's Emily doing?

[01:57:45] I'm becoming an emo girl.

[01:57:48] Duh.

[01:57:50] Wait, it looks good!

[01:57:52] Look at the blending of the eyeshadow.

[01:57:55] Wait!

[01:57:57] I feel like I'm a makeup artist now! What the heck?

[01:58:01] It's kinda good!

[01:58:03] Okay.

[01:58:06] You got the...

[01:58:12] I'm gonna put her under here.

[01:58:18] There's not a space.

[01:58:25] Okay.

[01:58:27] Well, like a raccoon.

[01:58:30] I like Dream S&P with his hat on, don't I?

[01:58:34] Oh, dear.

[01:58:35] Okay.

[01:58:36] Uh, good.

[01:58:37] Wait, do I have my black lipstick check?

[01:58:39] I thought I did.

[01:58:41] I thought that was the black one.

[01:58:44] Oh, no.

[01:58:45] Do I have to do a blue lipstick?

[01:58:49] Wait, let me check.

[01:58:52] Um, I have to do a blue.

[01:58:56] Wait, one second.

[01:58:58] It might be over here.

[01:59:00] Black lipstick for Emo Lee.

[01:59:02] And then I think the...

[01:59:04] It'll be complete.

[01:59:06] Where did I put my black lipstick?

[01:59:10] I'm getting mad!

[01:59:12] The Emo and me is coming out!

[01:59:14] Grr!

[01:59:18] Where'd you put the black lipstick?

[01:59:20] Idiot.

[01:59:22] Wait, I literally had it here.

[01:59:24] I had it here and now I don't know where it is.

[01:59:29] Okay, I might just have to use an eyeliner, is that gross?

[01:59:33] Eyeliner on my lips.

[01:59:35] Ah!

[01:59:39] Wait, it looks good!

[01:59:41] I look so evil!

[01:59:45] Right?

[01:59:46] Hey, this looks good!

[01:59:47] Wait, this is definitely the most, this is definitely the most emo that I've done.

[01:59:59] I will say.

[02:00:00] I'll do the eyeliner.

[02:00:01] Oh god.

[02:00:02] Hmm.

[02:00:03] There's a...

[02:00:05] eyeliner.

[02:00:10] Oh, God.

[02:00:33] you

[02:01:03] you

[02:01:33] you

[02:02:03] you

[02:02:33] you

[02:03:03] Thank you.

[02:03:31] Oh

[02:03:47] That looks pretty good

[02:04:01] I had a tear drop.

[02:04:07] Fuck you!

[02:04:13] Wait, what do you think?

[02:04:19] Is this emo enough?

[02:04:29] I will not be smiling.

[02:04:41] Whatever.

[02:04:48] I don't have any fake piercings.

[02:04:51] I don't want to pierce my body.

[02:04:53] Then I'll get gingivitis.

[02:04:56] Duh.

[02:04:57] Okay, I think we're ready to go to the the stupid frickin

[02:05:04] Stupid frickin gun range now

[02:05:08] Who the frick even cares anymore life is just suffering

[02:05:17] Who even cares

[02:05:21] Whatever major losers

[02:05:25] Okay, how do we look

[02:05:27] From now on, I will be emo.

[02:05:32] I'll call somebody.

[02:05:34] Okay.

[02:05:37] I'm going to the desktop.

[02:05:47] Excuse me.

[02:05:52] Oh, my God.

[02:05:53] This is disgusting.

[02:05:54] Okay. One second. Let's see if anyone would be willing to pick up a call from Emo Lee.

[02:06:05] Wait, look kind of slight, don't I? Yeah, I heard Emo Julia was talking mad shit about Emo Lee.

[02:06:12] Well, let's see if she can talk that shit to my face. I have a big zit that's showing. Okay, wait.

[02:06:24] sup bitches um Bart Bart with three tier three fuck you uh okay I'm gonna call

[02:06:35] them I think they're gonna be like wow Emily you look so fucking good

[02:06:43] But I don't care, compliments don't mean anything to me.

[02:07:01] I'm not laughing.

[02:07:02] I'm not smiling!

[02:07:05] I think she might be busy.

[02:07:16] I look so ugly in the in the Apple cam. Why does it make you look so ugly in the face in the FaceTime cam?

[02:07:24] Like I look so ugly. I look so chopped.

[02:07:28] Okay, she didn't pick up. That's fine. Like look at this.

[02:07:32] Like why is it ageing me 10,000 years?

[02:07:38] Like it looks so much worse on FaceTime!

[02:07:44] Ewww!

[02:07:45] It looks like a gremlin ugly hoe!

[02:07:49] It's the focal length.

[02:07:52] Ewww!

[02:07:53] So nasty.

[02:07:54] Like it's always on the iPhone 1 too.

[02:08:01] Yeah, the front cam looks horrible.

[02:08:13] No one's picking up!

[02:08:17] The wise is first up picking up!

[02:08:21] What if I was literally dying?

[02:08:25] Hello?

[02:08:29] It's my mom!

[02:08:32] My mom!

[02:08:33] What if I was dying?

[02:08:37] That's fine.

[02:08:38] I'm going to give one person a pickup.

[02:08:41] Uh, but they might be busy.

[02:08:45] Um, emo mom doesn't care.

[02:08:49] Uh, I don't want to disrupt their stream.

[02:08:51] If they're streaming.

[02:08:53] I don't want to disrupt it.

[02:08:55] Let me check.

[02:08:57] Okay, another talking okay, uh, okay, I'll call you Rob

[02:09:02] You Rob, you can't disrupt

[02:09:06] E Rob

[02:09:10] Okay, well you're gonna be the first person to pick up no way

[02:09:19] Oh wait you're off streaming oh

[02:09:23] Hello

[02:09:27] Um, I heard that you did like a emo stream.

[02:09:33] Oh yeah, yeah, actually it's good.

[02:09:36] You look like actual emo.

[02:09:38] You did too, but how come you look so much worse than me?

[02:09:42] You sound ugly.

[02:09:44] You got that right.

[02:09:46] Thanks, bye.

[02:09:48] Bye bye.

[02:09:50] What the heck?

[02:09:55] Okay, um well that works. I feel bad. He just, he just, he just emo, he just emo.

[02:10:09] Um okay, we tried.

[02:10:17] Alrighty, why'd he roast himself like that? I don't know, I don't know if I'll pick it up,

[02:10:24] I'll try I'll try calling at me. Let's see

[02:10:36] Okay, I'll pick up a little we'll give it a shot. Okay, no more laughing

[02:10:41] I want to tell you that I am on stream and if you're there, I want to tell you that

[02:11:11] You're kind of cool for a human, I guess.

[02:11:17] She picked up, but I don't think, I don't think she, uh, oh, she left.

[02:11:27] Oh.

[02:11:29] Wait, she, she, did she see me?

[02:11:32] Oh.

[02:11:35] Hey, hey, I mean.

[02:11:39] Wow, you look so cool.

[02:11:42] Do you like my new look?

[02:11:46] Yeah, what is this inspired by?

[02:11:50] Well, I just, yeah, I was just a little emo

[02:11:55] and I wanted to get all my feelings out

[02:11:58] through fashion and makeup.

[02:12:01] Wait, why are you so sad?

[02:12:04] What's going on?

[02:12:05] You're sad.

[02:12:06] You know the streamer Chris next door?

[02:12:09] Yeah.

[02:12:10] He's making a 14 minute diss track on me.

[02:12:15] How is it possible?

[02:12:17] How, 14 minutes.

[02:12:20] Is that even possible?

[02:12:25] If he's repeating stuff over and over again, but maybe it's 14 minutes of

[02:12:31] this unique words.

[02:12:32] You know, you have a lot of, dang, I didn't know you had, you had haters like that for 14 minutes.

[02:12:37] Girl, I know. So I really wanted to just put it into makeup and I miss you.

[02:12:45] I want to understand. Oh, wait, what did you say?

[02:12:48] Oh, you didn't hear me? I said, I'm playing League.

[02:12:53] Oh, how was your League going?

[02:12:55] Oh, it's horrible.

[02:12:57] I miss you.

[02:13:00] I feel like I missed you too. I feel like I'm dressed right now.

[02:13:06] Oh, thank you. Well, I'll see you hopefully soon.

[02:13:12] Yeah, I hope to see you soon too. I hope you have fun being

[02:13:16] even more sad. I won't. Thank you. Bye.

[02:13:23] She's, she loved it!

[02:13:26] Okay, whatever, but I need to start I need to like become more depressed. It's too hard

[02:13:35] talking to my friends and being depressed. Okay, I need to like get into the mood somehow.

[02:13:40] Let me watch. Let me watch.

[02:13:44] I'll watch some videos.

[02:13:47] Sad at videos.

[02:13:55] Hmm, okay.

[02:13:59] Let's take these fires and hand them out.

[02:14:01] Come on, Miss Tuxi. There's plenty more fun to be had.

[02:14:05] I

[02:14:35] He's having a nice time with Arntay.

[02:14:53] The timing never works out.

[02:15:02] memories. So sad! No! So sad!

[02:15:18] Oh! No! No! He didn't do that for him!

[02:15:32] Oh

[02:15:34] Lisa

[02:15:40] Yeah, yeah, call her out call him out

[02:15:43] That was very sad that that really made me sad guys

[02:15:49] Okay

[02:15:52] Who that Lisa person?

[02:15:58] Okay

[02:16:00] Okay, whenever I do, like, um, whatever I do emoly, I will do, is that a zit?

[02:16:12] Wait, okay, okay, okay, okay.

[02:16:15] Starting from now, I will not, I will be emo, okay?

[02:16:23] I'm going to come in, okay, also, outfit check, I'm going to come in, and I'm going to lock

[02:16:46] I'm going to be emo, okay.

[02:16:53] Think of something depressing, think of something depressing, think of something depressing.

[02:17:02] Ready?

[02:17:03] No, that was my burp, not my party, okay.

[02:17:09] And also, I will be mean.

[02:17:12] I need to write that as a text, as a disclaimer.

[02:17:16] Text.

[02:17:17] Disclaimer, I am mean as emoli.

[02:17:22] OK, just saying, just saying.

[02:17:26] So you guys don't get to, if emoli offend you,

[02:17:36] that is emoli not me.

[02:17:42] Okay. Okay. Okay. Ready? Okay. Okay. Wait. Okay.

[02:18:12] Yep.

[02:18:42] you

[02:19:12] you

[02:19:42] you

[02:20:12] you

[02:20:42] you

[02:21:42] Chipotle you can get to Chipotle for faggots up. Nothing that'd be better

[02:21:50] Oh, seven Diego where's your Dora because I can't find you

[02:21:59] Reloaded toad

[02:22:05] More like toad is ugly that's right

[02:22:12] Yoshi's so good. Yoshi completely mods toad, okay?

[02:22:20] Yeah, someone in town said reloaded toad. That's why I like it.

[02:22:26] There's no fucking way. There's 20 lines.

[02:22:29] Epic fuck you.

[02:22:30] Just get the mic up.

[02:22:31] Epic not epic. Epic. Epic more like, like, BQ nice.

[02:22:36] Epic BQ. Just get the mic up.

[02:22:40] fat butt, big butt, too stupid.

[02:22:49] No more.

[02:22:50] I'm going to watch this video and then we're going to go gun shooting.

[02:22:53] Cinder stop.

[02:22:55] Cinder just gifted five subs to the channel.

[02:22:59] Thank you.

[02:23:00] Cinder, more like sinning and Darman is going to make a video on you when you get rejected

[02:23:09] get rejected at a clothing store, as I was about. Okay, let's see.

[02:23:21] Jam a man a fortune, and Jay must seek my fortune.

[02:23:27] What a fucking idiot.

[02:23:28] Henry Avery's 1994.

[02:23:32] I can't even read cursive, actually stupid.

[02:23:44] So embarrassing.

[02:23:50] I'm going to give my honor real self.

[02:23:57] I have this, I have this, where's my bikes?

[02:24:14] Oh, my God.

[02:24:15] Oh, I do.

[02:24:17] OK.

[02:24:20] OK, let's go.

[02:24:23] I'm going to be Emily all day.

[02:24:27] stupid fuck stupid fuck can't find the mics oh yeah well fuck you I found the

[02:24:35] mic it's on my god dang shirt and oh looks like you can't find any any huzz

[02:24:45] That's right! That's right! Boom! Gotcha! Clocked! The huzz! Clocked! Okay. Do not tell me to relax.

[02:25:00] I'm very relaxed, let's go.

[02:25:04] I got high.

[02:25:08] My goal is to get

[02:25:12] three bull's-eye in my gun

[02:25:16] shooting. UGLY AWW BEANY!

[02:25:20] This beanie's better than what you like on your best day!

[02:25:24] I bet. Goodbye.

[02:25:28] I'm going to go to the car, BRB, don't have too much fun without me.

[02:25:43] And then we're going to drive to the, oh my god, look at my butt hole lips.

[02:25:50] That's fucking disgusting.

[02:25:52] Ew.

[02:25:54] How do I fix that?

[02:25:58] Okay, that's just kind of what happens when you get dark lipstick, I guess.

[02:26:05] I'm going to the gym, or not the gym, as if I'm going to the motherfucking shooting range.

[02:26:13] Oh God.

[02:26:14] Oh dear.

[02:26:15] Louisville, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck

[02:26:20] you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

[02:26:21] One fuck you for every suck.

[02:26:23] Goodbye.

[02:26:24] Louisville 21 Kentucky just gifted 25.

[02:26:28] Bye bye.

[02:26:29] Bye.

[02:26:30] What you think you do with about that ass is the roundest.

[02:26:35] You deserve the best bitch from the ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass.

[02:26:42] You like the ass?

[02:26:45] Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass.

[02:26:48] Stop!

[02:26:49] Now make that mother fire!

[02:26:51] Oh, hiya.

[02:26:53] Are you okay?

[02:26:59] She's melted.

[02:27:01] Alright.

[02:27:02] Okay.

[02:27:03] Oh my god!

[02:27:04] Thank you for saying Gat!

[02:27:06] Why are you there saying Gat?

[02:27:08] That's really nice of them.

[02:27:09] I know!

[02:27:14] On your left!

[02:27:16] Hello!

[02:27:17] Ping-bong, ping-bong!

[02:27:18] On your left!

[02:27:19] Thank you!

[02:27:20] Are you okay?

[02:27:22] Oh my god.

[02:27:24] Sorry.

[02:27:25] Are you okay?

[02:27:27] Is this okay?

[02:27:29] Oh god.

[02:27:30] I'm so sorry, sir.

[02:27:35] Is it okay?

[02:27:37] Dude, dude, yeah, I'm okay, but do you need my insurance or something?

[02:27:43] We're fine.

[02:27:45] Thank you.

[02:27:47] You fast-locked! That's under the belly claw. Thank you!

[02:27:57] Oh my goodness! Thank you for coming.

[02:28:00] Yeah, that's fine.

[02:28:05] Okay, alright, we'll hold on to have an announcement to make.

[02:28:09] So, first of all, hold on, I wanted to tell you, this is our leadership team,

[02:28:14] I have an announcement to make to y'all, okay?

[02:28:17] I brought Emily here.

[02:28:21] Okay, because I wanted to announce something.

[02:28:24] I've decided that I need to leave Twitch, and Emily is now the CEO.

[02:28:28] Okay, so now Emily, as the CEO, as the new CEO, you need to tell your leadership team

[02:28:44] What do you think they need to do in the next year?

[02:28:46] What?

[02:28:47] Okay.

[02:28:48] Okay.

[02:28:49] Let's see.

[02:28:50] Well...

[02:28:51] Actually, wait.

[02:28:52] You should meet your leadership team first.

[02:28:54] Yes, yes, yes.

[02:28:55] I would love to.

[02:28:56] As the new team...

[02:28:57] You should know who your leadership team is.

[02:29:02] Of course.

[02:29:03] Of course.

[02:29:04] So why don't you flip it around and we can go around.

[02:29:05] Yes.

[02:29:06] Each one will introduce themselves and what they do here so you can meet your leadership

[02:29:34] Sounds great!

[02:29:35] Okay.

[02:29:36] Yeah!

[02:29:39] Maya!

[02:29:40] Oh, Maya!

[02:29:42] May you please answer my question.

[02:29:45] What is your favorite flower?

[02:29:48] I like...

[02:29:50] Uh...

[02:29:51] Peanuts.

[02:29:52] Peanuts!

[02:29:54] Oh, perfect!

[02:29:56] Because I wanted to know what to put on your coffin after I murdered that pussy.

[02:30:03] Really?

[02:30:04] Yes. Oh my god.

[02:30:06] Did you like it?

[02:30:07] No.

[02:30:08] No?

[02:30:09] That's crazy.

[02:30:10] Was that bad for her first date?

[02:30:11] Yes, that's too much.

[02:30:13] I think it kind of sets the tone.

[02:30:15] No.

[02:30:16] For what?

[02:30:17] Uh, oh, you don't like it.

[02:30:20] Okay, okay, we don't want that one.

[02:30:22] I'm trying to introduce you to the monster under my bed.

[02:30:26] Baby girl.

[02:30:31] Alright, I'm kind of in a hurry right now, but...

[02:30:33] Oh, can I spank you really quick?

[02:30:35] Cool.

[02:30:36] Oh.

[02:30:36] Oh, have a good day!

[02:30:39] Oh.

[02:30:40] Is that no spank?

[02:30:42] Oh, dang it.

[02:30:44] I guess that's a little bit strange to ask.

[02:30:47] Ha ha ha.

[02:30:49] That's okay.

[02:30:51] We'll get the next-

[02:30:55] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

[02:30:57] My car! My car, my car!

[02:31:03] who said oh god you're the real jerk you should be saying thank satan that's

[02:31:26] such a beautiful sight could bear your face blah blah blah I walked out the

[02:31:35] apartment and my phone was just on I had no idea it was just it was just turned

[02:31:40] off and then I don't even know what you guys saw but I don't give a fuck it's

[02:31:45] fine I'm Emily so I don't give any fucks about anything so if I leaked

[02:31:50] Everything who cares?

[02:31:53] All right, we're walk we're gonna drive to this stupid shooting range and

[02:31:58] Maybe Steven will be there. Maybe not. I don't really care regardless

[02:32:04] And I'm not excited because I don't get excited about anything

[02:32:09] I did see this photo card that I had in my car here. It makes me squirm with disgust

[02:32:17] Okay, let me show you.

[02:32:28] So ugly.

[02:32:30] Wow.

[02:32:31] Ugly.

[02:32:32] Okay, they're not actually kissing.

[02:32:35] This is, um, this is, they're, they're apart.

[02:32:41] Disgusting.

[02:32:43] Why are they smiling the lips are the lips are not touching okay I promise it just looks

[02:32:56] like that I don't know how dare how dare they do that how long will Emily be in this mode

[02:33:05] she better hurry and get out of it this isn't a mode this is a way of life also I don't know

[02:33:11] who Emily is it's Emily now okay this this is Emily this person having fun

[02:33:18] with friends as frickin if what is that disgusting emote it's not a face that is

[02:33:27] so gross not only do I have to be emote but I have to see you Rob's ugly face

[02:33:32] like half the time in chat that is so disgusting who who added that it actually

[02:33:39] ruins my mood. Jesus. Yeah, now I have no friends, which is fine, because I can just

[02:33:46] be alone with my thoughts. So fricking ugly. Bless you. Why? It's died.

[02:34:08] Whatever.

[02:34:10] Wasn't even that good.

[02:34:12] I can come up with better ones.

[02:34:18] What's red, black, and white all over.

[02:34:27] A dead zebra.

[02:34:33] Is that a good one?

[02:34:35] Is that how it goes?

[02:34:37] A zebra that I killed with my own two hands.

[02:34:44] Yes.

[02:34:46] Exactly.

[02:34:48] The sun's too bright.

[02:34:51] Ahhhh!

[02:34:54] Ahhhh!

[02:34:56] And so bright out.

[02:34:58] I haven't seen the sun in years.

[02:35:02] Ahhhh!

[02:35:03] I'm melting.

[02:35:05] Oh my god, this is horrible, I need to leave now.

[02:35:11] What kind of food should I eat after we go shooting?

[02:35:16] Maybe some Taco Bell or something?

[02:35:20] Oh my god, this one is disgusting.

[02:35:23] Do you think they'll be nice to me at the gun range?

[02:35:27] Maybe because they're afraid of me.

[02:35:30] I'm gonna try to be really emo.

[02:35:33] It's gonna be so hard.

[02:35:35] I'll walk in and I will talk monotone-ly, okay?

[02:35:43] No breaking my self-allowed.

[02:35:48] They will be very afraid.

[02:35:50] Good.

[02:35:53] They will ask if I'm okay.

[02:35:54] I am totally okay.

[02:35:55] I want to shoot the big gun.

[02:35:59] The biggest gun they have.

[02:36:02] I'll look so cool doing it.

[02:36:06] They think they'll do something bad?

[02:36:08] No, they'll let me.

[02:36:09] Surely they know who I am.

[02:36:11] I'm Emoli.

[02:36:13] Duh.

[02:36:14] Abazuka?

[02:36:17] I'm gonna be honest, I think they only have like,

[02:36:20] AKs or whatever.

[02:36:22] I don't know what they really have there.

[02:36:25] Why do your lips look like you kissed Nick's butthole?

[02:36:28] Oh my God.

[02:36:30] You think I would put my lips near that disgusting diarrhea, giving nasty ass bauhole?

[02:36:39] I will say it does look a little gross, but I just didn't touch up and I don't care to.

[02:36:48] How many?

[02:36:49] That's true.

[02:36:54] That really hit home.

[02:36:57] Guys, did you ever have an emo phase?

[02:37:01] Besides right now, my only emo phase that I had in my life was in middle school, I would wear Osiris shoes,

[02:37:09] and I felt emo and cool at the same time, and those were my favorite shoes ever.

[02:37:14] And they were like pink, blue, and black, and purple, and they looked so goofy,

[02:37:21] and I was like, wow, I really miss my Osiris shoes sometimes.

[02:37:26] It's not a fricking phase.

[02:37:27] And then I would also listen to Paramore if I was feeling a little emo.

[02:37:33] Not too shabby, right?

[02:37:36] I'm kind of an emo enthusiast.

[02:37:40] I even had a Myspace when I was 12.

[02:37:44] And on the Myspace, I would have my top eight friends and I would get really hurt if I was

[02:37:54] Okay, if they were in my top eight friends, and I wasn't in theirs, they're out of it. Okay, like they're out of there

[02:38:00] That is so embarrassing. Imagine

[02:38:02] Like I go into their profile. I'm not even there like bitch the fuck of course, I'm thinking you got in my top eight

[02:38:09] So I would always check like every day to make sure and then I always put my bestie as

[02:38:16] My top one

[02:38:17] But I think one time she might have got offended or something because I might have moved her around a little bit

[02:38:22] I remember the Myspace days. It was so fun. Okay, I got to turn here. Anyway, I'm emo.

[02:38:36] When I'm emo, I really don't feel happiness. I may feel a rush at some point in life,

[02:38:47] but not now. But I will say I'm happy with my new outfit.

[02:38:52] I guess it's pretty good, but also who cares. We're all gonna die anyway.

[02:39:03] Isn't that kind of interesting? What is the what is the study that we're all gonna die anyway?

[02:39:11] Is that nepotism? Wait what's it called?

[02:39:15] Stoicism?

[02:39:18] Nihilism, right? Nihilism is the is a belief that we're all gonna die anyway or something.

[02:39:28] Oh my god wait I'm gonna do something as an emo.

[02:39:32] That person almost has hit me! What the fuck?

[02:39:37] That's my road rage attempt. Why would they just tour when I was right there? Get out of the freaking lane!

[02:39:48] All right. I

[02:39:50] Don't I don't know how these doofuses have their look their license like they need to they need to get their licenses rechecked

[02:39:59] Okay, obviously that was so unsafe to make that turn. I almost got frickin hit. What are they thinking?

[02:40:05] Pissing me off. Beep beep. I would beep but I'm scared. Okay. Um, that's not agent RP. Agent RP is like, whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo. Stupid driver.

[02:40:24] that they didn't hit you. Oh, you're right. Why didn't they hit my car? Then I can call my insurance

[02:40:32] and have a $10,000 insurance fee, but Tesla insurance probably doesn't cover anything. So it'd

[02:40:37] be $100,000 because they fucking suck ass. And Tesla insurance literally charges me like $300 a

[02:40:43] month for nothing. Why is my Tesla insurance so freaking high? I barely drive this car and it

[02:40:49] charges me so much a month it's Ashley a scam Tesla insurance is a freaking scam it makes me so mad

[02:40:56] and then they go over a they use like a like a um like a safety score to determine what my insurance

[02:41:02] claim is and then it's not even like bad it's like uh what is it I do like late night driving

[02:41:08] sometime and they're like okay that's plus 50 dollars your insurance and I'm like keys oh my god

[02:41:14] um anyone else anyone tossed this stupid girl looks like she's eating her milk and cereal warm

[02:41:22] well duh of course i would actual scam though yeah fuck tesla insurance it's actually so stupid

[02:41:28] i don't know what else to get kaze it was on my twitter timeline uh jason the wean typed keys

[02:41:38] to someone but it was keys only the e is lowercase make it make sense keys literally anything else

[02:41:50] yeah i saw that on twitter that's another thing why is twitter i heard that twitter the bots are

[02:41:56] going to get like the demonetize is that true if that's true that is music to my ears if that's

[02:42:03] even possible. That could somehow make me happier as an emo girl. I heard that, yeah, the, what is it?

[02:42:15] If it's like a un-disclosed ad gambling page or like a clipper account, they will get demonetized.

[02:42:21] Yes! I don't care. If I get bad hate threads, it's just a repeat of what I say to myself.

[02:42:35] So who cares? Okay, we're seven minutes away.

[02:42:40] No! Oh my god. I'm excited. Oh, I'm not excited to interact with strangers. I hate seeing

[02:42:50] saying hi to strangers but what I do feel is a rush when I shoot guns

[02:42:59] that'll be just awesome just a few a few bull's eyes as well should be easy

[02:43:07] light work obviously

[02:43:13] okay what a tropical depression

[02:43:19] I don't get it. But what does tropical depression even mean? Like is that a... is that like a...

[02:43:26] like a geography term or something? Okay, that's cool. Too dumb to get it.

[02:43:36] Wait, why does this look kind of slaying?

[02:43:55] I look like a, I guess kind of, what is that, murder slay?

[02:44:02] I'm starving.

[02:44:05] I didn't eat yet, but it's okay. I'll eat later.

[02:44:10] My tummy is grumbling. I have to push it aside.

[02:44:16] Um, okay. What's your guys' favorite, uh, emo thing?

[02:44:23] My favorite emo thing is Curse the Cowardly Dog, as you guys know.

[02:44:28] Not because for a specific reason, but I like the horror within that show.

[02:44:33] I've never watched Wednesday, that annoying bitch, whatever.

[02:44:39] I've never watched Adam's Family either.

[02:44:44] So I will have to say my favorite dark medium,

[02:44:47] whatever, is Curse of the Cowardly Dog.

[02:44:50] What a beautiful dog.

[02:44:53] I don't even know if Wednesday's a good show,

[02:44:55] but I didn't care about it.

[02:44:57] So no, thank you.

[02:45:00] I've never seen, wait, we don't do some musical.

[02:45:03] I ain't no weak beetle beetle juice is a

[02:45:07] Musical right are they really singing songs in that?

[02:45:10] I've never seen it

[02:45:13] But honestly my my socks kind of give off beetle juice vibe

[02:45:17] So if it's about striped stuff, I get the

[02:45:21] I really get the appeal of beetle juice because they wear striped clothing

[02:45:26] Oh, you know, it's pretty good

[02:45:28] Coraline I want to I want to rewatch coraline

[02:45:31] I think that's like a decent movie. They use clay figures, they put a lot of work into it,

[02:45:41] and there's a lot of hidden meanings, very interesting. But right now it's springtime,

[02:45:48] so I feel like it's kind of taboo. Okay, we are three minutes away!

[02:45:51] away. Max Emo. The last time that I was here, I think I was with Nat. Oy, oy, oy. Ozzy,

[02:46:07] Ozzy Ozzy

[02:46:09] Nar

[02:46:12] Me call oh

[02:46:15] Nar

[02:46:16] But I am so excited to be back and to show off my amazing gun shooting skills

[02:46:25] Have you guys kept up with the Olympics I see it everywhere now

[02:46:29] It's infiltrated my TikTok and my Twitter and my Reddit and everything

[02:46:33] That Alyssa girl, she's one of my people I can tell.

[02:46:39] Did you see the hair?

[02:46:43] That's something I, Emily, would totally do.

[02:46:46] I can definitely tell she's like one of my emo.

[02:46:52] And her ice skating's quite good, I guess.

[02:46:58] Kind of crazy.

[02:47:00] And then I see all these Tik Toks like the only reason why a little one is because

[02:47:07] Russia's banned

[02:47:09] Well duh like if someone's a banner they lost

[02:47:17] That's a good one I don't go to bars

[02:47:21] They make me even more depressed

[02:47:24] Because then I'll be drinking and no one wants to talk to me and I'm a depresso espresso machine

[02:47:30] But yeah, I think Alyssa's pretty good, I guess.

[02:47:36] I was watching all of her performances and I got chills during her Lady Gaga one.

[02:47:42] Look at here.

[02:47:45] Um, when she's sliding on the ground, isn't that freaking awesome?

[02:47:50] Oh, I took the wrong exit.

[02:47:52] Stupid me, stupid, stupid me.

[02:47:54] I have to do a U-Turk, stupid me.

[02:47:56] There's a lot of cars here.

[02:47:59] okay blonde highlights when? never because bleaching ruins your hair and I bleached my hair

[02:48:10] three years ago and my hair has never never fixed itself from then so I will never bleach my hair

[02:48:16] ever again it's horrible okay there's a person outside hopefully I don't look weird we do I look

[02:48:23] weird to be honest like to a natural person out and about oh god i don't get

[02:48:29] a fly the noodle if i do look weird

[02:48:34] okay i'm here to shoot some guns

[02:48:41] maybe in texas

[02:48:44] okay let's see it's giving them a room

[02:48:49] Okay, Emo-Lee has arrived to the gun place, the shooting range.

[02:49:01] I got my jewelry here, I got my tattoo here, and my Emo here.

[02:49:15] I'm going to do this entirely as emoly.

[02:49:22] I will not smile once while shooting.

[02:49:27] I will just aura farm and be cool because obviously I have a lot of aura.

[02:49:35] No laughing.

[02:49:41] Okay. I'm going to go in. Oh my God.

[02:49:44] My first time seeing a stranger today.

[02:49:52] Who will you shoot? You'll have to see.

[02:50:02] I look like an egg.

[02:50:08] I'm gonna go win. I hope they're not scared of me.

[02:50:14] It's so bright out.

[02:50:32] I'm ready for a motion.

[02:50:35] I'm ready for a motion.

[02:50:41] Hello.

[02:50:42] anyone here this is how I enter

[02:50:53] Oh god.

[02:50:58] Oh, oh, hello.

[02:51:03] Oh, hello.

[02:51:07] Oh, oh my god.

[02:51:09] Did I, did I hurt you?

[02:51:11] Oh, sorry.

[02:51:13] Hello.

[02:51:14] Oh, hi.

[02:51:15] Sorry, welcome in.

[02:51:17] I can help.

[02:51:18] Hello Stephen.

[02:51:19] Jackson. Hello, Steven. Hello. How are you? My name's Emo Lee. I'm here to shoot some guns.

[02:51:38] Because I'm emo. Do you want to say hi to chat?

[02:51:44] Hey chat.

[02:51:47] I'm feeling very emo and I want to get out all my feelings on the range.

[02:51:54] What is this bit?

[02:51:56] It's not a bit. It's a way of life.

[02:52:00] Okay, hold on, hold on. Let me um...

[02:52:04] It's not a bit.

[02:52:06] bit. I'm trying to hold on hold on. I have um, oh no I left them at home. I have my mic over

[02:52:13] Romance CDs but I left them at home. Those are pretty cool I guess. They make decent music.

[02:52:19] Um. What do you mean decent? They make music. Wow. I like two of their songs but that's it.

[02:52:29] Yeah maybe I'll give it more of a shot. Um so Stephen I'm here to shoot

[02:52:36] I would like your biggest guns please.

[02:52:49] What do you have?

[02:52:52] Same way.

[02:52:53] Claire, there you go.

[02:52:55] Wait a minute.

[02:52:56] Thank you.

[02:52:57] Big gun, huh?

[02:53:01] Yep.

[02:53:02] You always go to the plug-in.

[02:53:04] Is that a bazooka?

[02:53:07] Jesus.

[02:53:08] Emily, you've been here many times before.

[02:53:10] You know better.

[02:53:11] I forgot.

[02:53:13] Which one is that one?

[02:53:15] Oh.

[02:53:16] What are the words I just said?

[02:53:18] You said a big boy.

[02:53:20] I said a shotgun. Oh shotgun. Okay. Yes. Wait. Where's it came out of my mouth with 12 gauge? 12 gauge. Yep.

[02:53:27] It's a shotgun. It's an automatic shotgun. I'm kind of scared. Is it, is there a kick? You said you wanted something big. Yeah, there's a kick.

[02:53:35] No. Okay. Is the poke cat work? Yes. There's your answer. Wow, true. Okay, so. What is the Morty written the voice inflection?

[02:53:47] The what what no this is just my boy

[02:53:56] Yes, Stephen um as emily that's my name emily I I must

[02:54:05] Go ahead

[02:54:17] Stephen's famous.

[02:54:19] Hi, you are a dog.

[02:54:24] You're great, Stephen.

[02:54:25] They love you.

[02:54:30] How was your shoot, Insire?

[02:54:34] Was it fun today?

[02:54:35] It is fun, yeah.

[02:54:36] Glad to hear.

[02:54:37] Getting better and getting better every time.

[02:54:40] Most to bring joy in my life.

[02:54:41] Yes, Stephen.

[02:54:43] There's those are rifles.

[02:54:45] The bigger boom.

[02:54:47] Yes.

[02:54:49] The rifle range today.

[02:54:51] Okay.

[02:54:57] What does the rifle look like again?

[02:55:03] Yes.

[02:55:05] No one's ever called me that.

[02:55:07] They always call me Emo.

[02:55:09] They never call me Darling.

[02:55:13] The rifles are the ones that you have fixed to your shoulder.

[02:55:16] your shoulder. Okay. You know this. Usually when I shoot, I don't listen. A while that

[02:55:25] you admit that. Oh, I mean, I listen. I listen so to ensure safety, but I never know the

[02:55:31] names of the stuff. You know, of course, safety is number one. To play along. Oh, that's me.

[02:55:45] water people stay hydrated that's important all right so rifles today yes

[02:55:53] all right bow bow

[02:55:57] All right, so let's start off with this guy.

[02:56:17] Full size air 15, 16 inches, and a rubber 5.5 6.

[02:56:22] Okay.

[02:56:23] So it seems like anyone has shot before.

[02:56:25] Yep.

[02:56:26] Yep.

[02:56:27] And if you're nice and you listen, I'll let you shoot one of my rifles today.

[02:56:33] I brought one of my rifles.

[02:56:34] Really Stephen?

[02:56:35] Yes.

[02:56:36] That's cool.

[02:56:37] Well, it's an AR pistol.

[02:56:39] Wow!

[02:56:40] It's a 7.75 inch barrel.

[02:56:43] Okay.

[02:56:44] It's a suppressor.

[02:56:45] Okay.

[02:56:46] Okay.

[02:56:47] I'll let you shoot that.

[02:56:48] Suppressor's good.

[02:56:49] Yes.

[02:56:50] Okay, great.

[02:56:51] Okay.

[02:56:52] Hello, Mr. Jackson.

[02:56:57] Hello, Mr. Jackson.

[02:57:01] There you go.

[02:57:02] Yeah.

[02:57:03] Thank you.

[02:57:04] Great rest of your day.

[02:57:05] I hope to see you soon.

[02:57:10] How many bullets do I need to buy?

[02:57:12] What's the least amount?

[02:57:13] The least amount is 20.

[02:57:14] Is that going to get me far?

[02:57:16] Wait, because it goes fast?

[02:57:18] Well, I mean, depending on how fast you shoot.

[02:57:21] shoot. So for every one trigger pull it's going to be one bullet fired. Right.

[02:57:27] Depends on how fast you go through. Okay I'll start with 20.

[02:57:32] How much is 20? $14.99. Oh okay. Renting the gun to $20

[02:57:41] fee but that gets you every gun. Oh great. So you're paying for three things today.

[02:57:45] Your range time is just $22.50 for your first 45 minutes. No problem.

[02:57:49] 20 bucks for the renal. Again, that gets you every gun.

[02:57:53] There's your extra cost for extra guns. Great. And the ammo.

[02:57:57] This is going to vary from the caliber to caliber.

[02:58:01] For R15, this is 223 Remington, or 556 Nado. This is 223 Remington.

[02:58:05] This is 20 rounds. Who's Remington? Remington is...

[02:58:09] Is he in Guardians of the Galaxy? That's the guy, right?

[02:58:13] No? Wait.

[02:58:17] I've been here a couple times. Thank you though. Okay I will get 40 of those

[02:58:46] Steven and then I'll add more if needed okay oh I like this

[02:59:02] Stephen oh how have you been?

[02:59:12] Oh, oh, you don't have to talk about it. It's fine. Okay. I'm sorry to hear that. Oh, well, I think you're amazing

[02:59:21] Well Emily does I'm sorry to hear that

[02:59:27] I'm sorry to hear that

[02:59:32] Two months ago tomorrow.

[02:59:36] Really? No! I think you're amazing!

[02:59:44] Yes.

[02:59:45] But life has its ups as well.

[02:59:49] Yes.

[02:59:50] I'm trying to, I should be graduating the university this summer.

[02:59:55] That's great!

[02:59:56] You asked my girlfriend to marry me.

[02:59:58] That's amazing!

[03:00:00] That's cool I guess. That's so exciting! I remember hearing about her last time. I'm glad to hear it's still going well.

[03:00:08] Yes.

[03:00:09] Do you have like a ring already?

[03:00:11] Um, it's being made.

[03:00:13] Wow, that's so cool. Okay. That's cool I guess.

[03:00:18] Okay, that's great. And then you're going to graduate and then you start a new chapter of married life with your amazing girlfriend.

[03:00:26] Cool.

[03:00:28] I've got two different crosses on here.

[03:00:32] The first one is not in the verdict.

[03:00:36] I know. I know. It is the right one. Yes, I have this cross as well.

[03:00:40] Isn't my outfit pretty cool? Pretty emo? It is, yes.

[03:00:44] It reminds me of my childhood. Oh, good. Your childhood.

[03:00:48] Oh, the emo phase was going strong in the early aughts.

[03:00:52] Uh-huh. The 2000s.

[03:00:56] And so it's, yeah, we're up then, that's 496.

[03:00:59] Okay, great, I was 498.

[03:01:03] And then I never had a real email phase,

[03:01:05] I just liked MySpace.

[03:01:08] MySpace was it, we should have never,

[03:01:12] we should have never left MySpace, to be honest.

[03:01:14] But then Facebook took over,

[03:01:15] and Facebook was pretty good too.

[03:01:16] Yeah, but it's also very uniform,

[03:01:19] but it's not a lot of room for individuality.

[03:01:21] For Facebook?

[03:01:22] For Facebook, oh yeah.

[03:01:23] Oh, I got clock 30, Stephen.

[03:01:25] I mean, for God's sake, with MySpace, you could make the page exactly as you wanted it.

[03:01:30] True.

[03:01:30] And whenever people came onto your page, you could play your music.

[03:01:36] Yes, yes.

[03:01:37] There's a lot of UI.

[03:01:40] You could do your own UI.

[03:01:41] Yeah.

[03:01:42] Yeah, that's cool, I guess.

[03:01:44] So don't get me wrong, at YouSpace, I'm not trying to be a hypocrite.

[03:01:47] Yes, yes.

[03:01:50] We had something better, didn't know it at the time, just one of those things.

[03:01:55] You know what you have to do.

[03:01:57] So true. Rest in peace, my space.

[03:02:00] Calm from my space.

[03:02:02] Thank you.

[03:02:04] I'm going to go out there with you.

[03:02:06] You'll be there, Stephen!

[03:02:08] Yes, it's my wife and I.

[03:02:11] Sure, we can heal on you.

[03:02:13] Dory Dray.

[03:02:15] Stephen stuck with me.

[03:02:18] Oh.

[03:02:19] Alright, got eyes and ears for you.

[03:02:21] Got the bucket there.

[03:02:23] Since you have a little handheld, I'll hold the gun.

[03:02:25] OK.

[03:02:27] Can I put my phone in here?

[03:02:28] Sure.

[03:02:29] OK, thanks.

[03:02:32] Front to rifle range.

[03:02:34] Front to rifle.

[03:02:34] We've got a server for you.

[03:02:36] Is that me?

[03:02:37] OK, cool.

[03:02:39] And route.

[03:02:41] Mr. Q, remember Q?

[03:02:44] No.

[03:02:45] Maybe I'll see you, yeah.

[03:02:47] You go once you're seen.

[03:02:49] Just the only reason I'm going to have him out there

[03:02:50] This is brought back to the front. I get my gun.

[03:02:55] Uh-huh.

[03:02:55] I want to rinse it down so it's still be out there with you.

[03:02:57] So I can use these bullets for your gun too?

[03:02:59] Yeah.

[03:03:00] Okay, great.

[03:03:01] Okay.

[03:03:03] Skedaddle.

[03:03:04] Oh, skedaddle it.

[03:03:05] Thank you, Trey.

[03:03:07] Oh, I thought that was Squidward.

[03:03:09] That's not Squidward, dang it.

[03:03:12] David, do I need headphones?

[03:03:15] There's no one else out there right now.

[03:03:17] Oh, really?

[03:03:18] Yes, but we are going to put them on before you go to the building.

[03:03:20] Okay, oh, oh, they're in there. Okay, great. Oh wait, I don't think I've ever been in this other building

[03:03:28] Wow, it's my first time in the rifle building. So does this one have a pop to it the rifles?

[03:03:36] Okay, great. Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you Stephen. So

[03:03:44] Probably glasses first

[03:03:50] No!

[03:03:51] Yes.

[03:03:52] Really?

[03:03:53] Take off the beanie?

[03:03:54] Take off the beanie first.

[03:03:55] Take off the beanie so there must be fit around your earlobes.

[03:03:59] No beanie!

[03:04:00] No beanie.

[03:04:01] Ah!

[03:04:02] I'm so bald now.

[03:04:05] My emo-ness is leaving.

[03:04:08] Okay.

[03:04:09] That's fine.

[03:04:10] Wow!

[03:04:11] That's pretty good.

[03:04:12] Yeah.

[03:04:13] I can't hear anything.

[03:04:16] Okay.

[03:04:17] Safety first.

[03:04:18] safety first. Steven, do you see my big zit on my forehead? I didn't before. Oh good.

[03:04:28] That's good to know because usually a lot of the times yeah it's just you like

[03:04:34] you can see it but but no one else really cares yeah that's a good reminder.

[03:04:40] Wow. Do I need these boys?

[03:04:44] Uh, yeah. Go ahead and grab one of those sticks.

[03:04:48] Oh, shark!

[03:04:51] Hello, shark. What is it staring at?

[03:04:55] It's okay. I like it. Oh, thank you, Stephen.

[03:04:59] Is this... are you Hugh?

[03:05:02] I'm Hugh.

[03:05:03] Nice to meet you, Hugh. My name's Emo Lee.

[03:05:05] Nice to meet you.

[03:05:06] Thank you, Hugh.

[03:05:08] Um, don't tell Maya.

[03:05:12] Wow, so this is all for me!

[03:05:15] Save it!

[03:05:17] This is great!

[03:05:18] I mean, this is exactly what I wanted.

[03:05:22] No humans to distract me.

[03:05:25] You, you last name, Ju.

[03:05:31] Oh, that works.

[03:05:33] Okay, um, and Steven, we're getting right into it.

[03:05:37] Do I get to warm up or anything?

[03:05:40] Do I get to warm up or anything maybe?

[03:05:45] I think a good warm up would be for you to listen to a few shots first before shooting

[03:05:48] it.

[03:05:49] Yes, sire.

[03:05:50] All right.

[03:05:51] So, you've shot rifles before, but they're usually .22s.

[03:06:00] Okay.

[03:06:01] Right.

[03:06:02] Right.

[03:06:03] Is a 22 projectile it's a little well it's kind of so it's

[03:06:08] So the ones you were shooting were 0.22 inches in diameter

[03:06:14] I zero point two to three inches so slightly ever so slightly wider, but it's also slightly longer. Oh

[03:06:22] Okay, the drip dial is ever so slightly longer, but

[03:06:26] There's a much larger case well look at that, right? So there's more powder behind this powder

[03:06:32] right so there's more velocity yes I have a question yes so the point two two

[03:06:39] diameter refers to the bullet not the hole yes yes so chat when talking about

[03:06:47] bullet sizes there's two different measurements given there's imperial in

[03:06:52] this metric here in the United States we use both I thought Imperial because

[03:06:57] it's American. Right. Well, it used to be British. Okay. So for projectiles, for bullet,

[03:07:06] for cartridges, for cartridges made over in Europe, they used a metric and we call it

[03:07:12] by that metric. It was made in Germany. My friend named Arthur is German. But he is Polish.

[03:07:24] But take an American round 45, or this full name is 45 ACP, Automatic Cult Pistols.

[03:07:34] We've used the Imperial system at 0.45 inches in diameter.

[03:07:38] So you sort of tell which round was made in the United States versus overseas based on

[03:07:43] that, usually, not always.

[03:07:46] But yes, the measurement is based off of the circumference of the projectile and not the

[03:07:51] circumference of the actual casing.

[03:07:53] Wow, yeah, because this is definitely thicker than 0.22.

[03:07:56] Yeah.

[03:07:57] Three.

[03:07:58] Okay, cool.

[03:07:59] So I'm going to fire off a couple of rounds.

[03:08:01] Okay.

[03:08:02] Yes, please.

[03:08:03] Right.

[03:08:04] Oh.

[03:08:05] Okay.

[03:08:06] So.

[03:08:07] Yeah.

[03:08:08] So it's going to be the same as any other rifle you shot, and then you shot the .22 and

[03:08:18] .15.

[03:08:19] pretend like I didn't do that before and I forgot everything. Just for safety concerns.

[03:08:25] Yeah. So maybe just start from the beginning.

[03:08:29] Okay. The very beginning. Yeah. Very beginning. Yes, please. Just in case.

[03:08:33] In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. He did. He did. Yeah.

[03:08:38] Okay. So no, maybe not that far back. Yes. So gun safety. Yes. They very simple. Yes.

[03:08:45] Different people have different versions of these rules, but they all have the same essence, and it starts off with this.

[03:08:52] All guns are always loaded all the time.

[03:08:56] Now is that a fact or a true statement? No, it's a good place to start. It's a good mindset to have when dealing with fire.

[03:09:02] Because it leads to these other rules.

[03:09:05] Say number two, point the gun in a safe direction.

[03:09:09] That way.

[03:09:10] In this particular case, the only safe direction is going to be downrange.

[03:09:15] Now if I'm transporting the gun, in this case the safe direction would count as towards the ground,

[03:09:20] when I'm moving it away from anything.

[03:09:22] Basically safe direction means not towards anything alive or expensive.

[03:09:26] Ah! What if my Gucci shoes are on the ground?

[03:09:29] Well, your feet are in your shoes.

[03:09:31] Yeah. So...

[03:09:34] Think about that for a second.

[03:09:36] My feet are in my shoes, that's right.

[03:09:39] Do you think the shoe is going to stop the bullet?

[03:09:42] If they're Gucci maybe.

[03:09:44] No.

[03:09:45] No?

[03:09:46] Oh.

[03:09:47] No, you're going to have a new hole in your foot.

[03:09:48] Oh, God.

[03:09:49] Okay.

[03:09:50] So no pointing at the feet, but a little bit diagonal.

[03:09:52] All guns are always loaded all the time.

[03:09:54] Okay.

[03:09:55] Always point the gun in a safe direction.

[03:09:57] Always keep your finger off the trigger.

[03:09:59] Yes, yes.

[03:10:00] Right?

[03:10:01] It's important.

[03:10:02] It's called trigger finger discipline.

[03:10:03] Yes.

[03:10:04] Whenever you pick up a firearm, any kind of firearm, your index finger is always erect

[03:10:07] on the body of the gun.

[03:10:09] Correct.

[03:10:10] OK?

[03:10:10] Yes.

[03:10:11] Similarly with my side arm here.

[03:10:13] Wow.

[03:10:14] When I pick up that, OK?

[03:10:15] Wow.

[03:10:16] That was cool.

[03:10:16] My finger is off the trigger.

[03:10:18] Yes.

[03:10:18] Always.

[03:10:19] Yes.

[03:10:19] The only time my finger ever goes on the trigger

[03:10:21] is if I'm aiming at something.

[03:10:22] Correct.

[03:10:23] OK?

[03:10:25] Oh, I like that.

[03:10:26] It's like a dance move.

[03:10:27] Well, I've got to keep the barrel downrange, right?

[03:10:29] Exactly.

[03:10:30] So I've got to move your hips.

[03:10:31] I orientate my body to the plane the gun is on.

[03:10:35] Perfect.

[03:10:36] Easy.

[03:10:37] Okay?

[03:10:40] All right, so.

[03:10:41] It's just cooler, whatever.

[03:10:43] Guns always loaded all the time.

[03:10:45] Keep it pointed down range at all times.

[03:10:47] You can figure out the trigger

[03:10:48] until you're actually ready to shoot.

[03:10:50] Hit the paper, not your friends.

[03:10:52] Okay, yes, definitely.

[03:10:54] That's the goal.

[03:10:56] So, very simply, loading up a rifle,

[03:11:00] an Air 15 specifically, is pretty simple.

[03:11:03] You have your magazine well, right?

[03:11:05] Your loaded magazine will fit into the magazine well.

[03:11:09] Click, click, yeah.

[03:11:11] Give it a pull to make sure it doesn't come out.

[03:11:13] OK.

[03:11:14] Once that occurs, take a little T-rex hand,

[03:11:16] and you go to this little cross section here.

[03:11:18] That's called your charging handle.

[03:11:20] Grab that, pull it back.

[03:11:21] Wow.

[03:11:22] That pulls back the bolt.

[03:11:24] Yep.

[03:11:25] Once you let go, that strips around from the magazine

[03:11:29] and into the chamber.

[03:11:30] OK.

[03:11:31] Now it's full.

[03:11:32] Exactly.

[03:11:33] Gun is loaded and ready to shoot.

[03:11:34] OK.

[03:11:35] It's gonna be located here on the left side of the gun safety you rotate it up to fire

[03:11:41] In order to shoot okay, okay?

[03:11:44] So different stances involved and whatnot not gonna go over that real quick as I know you know how to do that

[03:11:50] Yes, you do yep

[03:11:53] You do I do I do Stephen you taught me last time so

[03:11:58] We'll say one thing. AR-15s are very loud guns.

[03:12:03] Really? This one's AR-15?

[03:12:04] Yes.

[03:12:05] Okay.

[03:12:06] They're very loud guns.

[03:12:07] Okay.

[03:12:08] Okay.

[03:12:09] So to you, it's going to be very loud. When you're behind the gun, it's not going to be as loud.

[03:12:15] Okay.

[03:12:16] You still need hearing protection though.

[03:12:17] Okay.

[03:12:18] The reason for that is the way the sound waves dissipate.

[03:12:20] Right.

[03:12:21] Okay.

[03:12:22] I like that.

[03:12:23] of those direct direction of those sound waves when you're behind the gun

[03:12:27] You're not as in the way, but you're still getting some of it. Yeah, so you it's gonna be loud

[03:12:33] Once you get behind the gun, it's not gonna feel as loud. Okay, great. Okay?

[03:12:38] anyway

[03:12:42] Okay, do you want to do a little hit?

[03:12:44] Ah!

[03:12:48] AHHHH!

[03:12:49] AHHHHH!

[03:12:52] That's really loud!

[03:12:54] Yeah.

[03:12:57] That's the... I don't...

[03:13:00] Oh my god, there's a lot louder than I thought!

[03:13:02] Okay.

[03:13:03] Can I get a chair?

[03:13:04] Yeah.

[03:13:05] Thanks.

[03:13:06] That was scary!

[03:13:08] I didn't expect that.

[03:13:09] Wait.

[03:13:11] Which one?

[03:13:11] Which one's the one that's like kind of muted sounding like a sound it sounds really easy and muted

[03:13:20] Is that like a what kind of done in that I don't remember how'd you do

[03:13:28] Looks like this is sighted for a further distance

[03:13:34] Oh wow we got almost got the instead of 20 yards I probably put it in a 36

[03:13:39] Okay, that sounds good to me.

[03:13:46] Uh, what is this thing for?

[03:13:50] Okay, I'm going to use this for my gimbals.

[03:13:53] So, for you, Emo Lee.

[03:13:55] Yes, that's me.

[03:13:57] I'm Emo.

[03:13:58] You start off with only one round.

[03:14:00] Okay.

[03:14:01] Okay?

[03:14:02] Yes.

[03:14:03] I'm scared.

[03:14:04] Okay, this is good.

[03:14:08] Uh, alrighty.

[03:14:10] Alright, come over here.

[03:14:14] What do you remember about your stance?

[03:14:19] Legs spread apart.

[03:14:21] Yes, what else?

[03:14:24] This into your shoulder.

[03:14:27] Not directly the shoulder, we say shoulder, we say shoulder rifle, that's an oversimplification.

[03:14:32] It's really going to be going your chest.

[03:14:34] What?

[03:14:35] Oh no!

[03:14:37] I don't know if I can make it look good.

[03:14:43] OK.

[03:14:45] All right, then take the stock off real quick.

[03:14:47] What is that?

[03:14:48] So people think of shouldering, they think it goes here.

[03:14:50] But really, it's going to go here.

[03:14:52] OK.

[03:14:53] Right?

[03:14:55] Yep.

[03:14:55] OK.

[03:14:57] So it's going to be there, and there's

[03:14:58] a lot of it that's not touching me.

[03:15:00] But when I lean into chutes, that'll close that distance.

[03:15:04] Yeah.

[03:15:04] OK?

[03:15:05] Yeah.

[03:15:07] I'm going to close this up a little bit.

[03:15:18] I'm going to have an average height for a woman.

[03:15:22] Right hand goes there.

[03:15:23] Yeah.

[03:15:24] Index finger out and open.

[03:15:26] Now go high.

[03:15:27] There we go.

[03:15:28] It's going to go about...

[03:15:29] Oh, sorry.

[03:15:30] I have a microphone there.

[03:15:31] Let me move to the other side.

[03:15:32] Sorry, Stephen.

[03:15:33] Okay, I'll get...

[03:15:34] All right.

[03:15:35] Okay, all good.

[03:15:36] All right, gonna go about there, good.

[03:15:38] Your left hand's gonna go up here.

[03:15:41] And I'm gonna let go, you're gonna take the weight.

[03:15:43] Yep.

[03:15:44] Little heavy.

[03:15:45] Now, your cheekbone is gonna go here.

[03:15:48] Now, your right side eyeball is gonna look through this.

[03:15:50] Oh, I like that!

[03:15:52] Do you see a floating red dot?

[03:15:53] I do, I do!

[03:15:54] Well, it makes it a little easier to aim, doesn't it?

[03:15:56] That's great!

[03:15:57] Cool.

[03:15:58] That's it.

[03:15:59] Okay.

[03:16:00] Well, actually, let's fix your feet.

[03:16:01] Little wider.

[03:16:02] Which foot should go forward?

[03:16:07] Open laterally.

[03:16:09] There we go.

[03:16:10] Now take your right foot and take about a step and a half back.

[03:16:14] Like that?

[03:16:15] Okay.

[03:16:16] Now take the left foot and move a little forward.

[03:16:17] There we go.

[03:16:18] Okay.

[03:16:19] There, there, there, there.

[03:16:20] Good, good.

[03:16:21] All right.

[03:16:22] Now, do I have permission to touch you?

[03:16:23] Yes.

[03:16:24] Okay.

[03:16:25] You're going to lean into the gun.

[03:16:26] David, could you grab the gun?

[03:16:28] It's a little heavy.

[03:16:29] I'm tired.

[03:16:30] It's all right.

[03:16:31] I'm getting tired.

[03:16:32] Here.

[03:16:33] A little easier?

[03:16:34] Okay, we're just practicing though, right?

[03:16:36] Just practicing.

[03:16:37] It's not loaded.

[03:16:38] Okay.

[03:16:39] All guns are always loaded, but I made sure the gun is safe.

[03:16:41] So like this?

[03:16:42] Yes.

[03:16:43] Wow, it looks great!

[03:16:44] All right, good.

[03:16:45] Now, let's look at loading.

[03:16:47] Oh my God.

[03:16:48] Okay.

[03:16:49] Hurts my arms.

[03:16:51] Okay.

[03:16:52] I don't think you should know what it feels like to stand and shoot.

[03:16:56] If you want to sit and shoot, you're more than welcome to.

[03:16:58] Okay.

[03:16:59] Okay.

[03:17:00] I like standing and shooting makes me feel in control the powerful all right

[03:17:06] Yes

[03:17:08] Here I'll put this back where you have it

[03:17:10] Okay, that way you can

[03:17:12] Set your camera there if you want. Oh, thank you very much. All right

[03:17:19] So loading it so you're gonna take the gun make it a little easier to hold I rest the stock in my underarm here

[03:17:26] Okay. What? Where? Oh, this. Oh, okay. That one. Yes. That's the stock. That way it takes a bit of the weight.

[03:17:33] I can hold it with one hand. Okay. From there, your left hand takes the magazine and then starts it directly up into the gun.

[03:17:39] Okay. Is the magazine curved? Yes, it is. Uh-huh. But it goes straight up. It doesn't curve in. Okay. Okay. Great.

[03:17:47] Once that's done, shoulder it, take your right hand, and do that cocking technique that I showed you before.

[03:17:56] Okay?

[03:18:02] Oh, my turn?

[03:18:03] Attempt it.

[03:18:04] Oh, okay.

[03:18:06] It's your time to shine.

[03:18:07] That was good, Stephen.

[03:18:08] Thank you very much for that instruction.

[03:18:10] I will now be doing it.

[03:18:12] Yep, okay, I will go here.

[03:18:15] here now me yep okay let me make sure that chat has a good angle chat how's

[03:18:28] it look how does it look can you see everything look pretty good we do okay

[03:18:38] Okay, then make a share.

[03:18:40] All right.

[03:18:42] All righty.

[03:18:44] Stock in my underarm.

[03:18:46] Yes.

[03:18:48] Good.

[03:18:50] It should make it a little easier to hold.

[03:18:52] It'll be easier if your thumb is on this side.

[03:18:54] There we go.

[03:18:56] Now you actually have a hold of the handle.

[03:18:58] Cool.

[03:19:00] There we go.

[03:19:02] Yeah!

[03:19:04] There we go.

[03:19:07] Now shoulder it.

[03:19:11] Left hand taking most of the weight of the gun.

[03:19:14] Take your right hand and pull that back all the way.

[03:19:18] All the way.

[03:19:20] There we go.

[03:19:22] Now you're loaded.

[03:19:23] Okay.

[03:19:24] Okay.

[03:19:25] Next finger up.

[03:19:26] Remember.

[03:19:27] Next finger up.

[03:19:28] Like this.

[03:19:29] Now take the rest of that.

[03:19:30] Sorry.

[03:19:31] Okay.

[03:19:32] Take that.

[03:19:33] that red dot on the target where you want to shoot.

[03:19:36] Uh-huh.

[03:19:37] I'm scared.

[03:19:38] Lean forward.

[03:19:39] Like this?

[03:19:40] Yes.

[03:19:41] Uh-huh.

[03:19:42] Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[03:19:43] Take that back leg and put it a little further back.

[03:19:46] There we go, yes.

[03:19:47] Okay, is it going to hit me a lot?

[03:19:50] Not if you have it firm against your shoulder.

[03:19:52] Okay.

[03:19:53] There we go.

[03:19:54] You may fire when ready.

[03:19:55] There you go.

[03:19:56] Congratulations.

[03:19:57] That's your first shot.

[03:20:01] Okay.

[03:20:02] Okay, how many is in one magazine?

[03:20:05] I only put one round in there, remember?

[03:20:07] How many is that?

[03:20:08] One.

[03:20:09] Oh, I'm done?

[03:20:11] Set it down.

[03:20:12] Oh.

[03:20:13] One equals one, Emily.

[03:20:16] Oh, I thought maybe round is like one round, three bullets.

[03:20:20] No.

[03:20:20] No, okay.

[03:20:21] No, one round, one round.

[03:20:23] Wait, how was that?

[03:20:23] How was that?

[03:20:24] Was that good?

[03:20:26] I think I was aiming for the right shark,

[03:20:30] so let's see if I got it.

[03:20:32] Okay, great. The stance was pretty good, right? Thank you

[03:20:40] Looks like you hit

[03:20:42] You hit the squid. Oh

[03:20:45] No, did I?

[03:20:49] No, I like jellyfish

[03:20:52] Okay, I hit the jellyfish. I'm sorry

[03:20:57] Goodbye, Mr. Jellyfish

[03:20:59] And then, how much is a full magazine, Steven?

[03:21:05] Thirty.

[03:21:06] Wow, that's a lot.

[03:21:08] Okay, maybe I'll do like, like, ten more on this one.

[03:21:13] And am I currently on track to try your AR, Steven?

[03:21:18] Am I, am I being a good, good noodle?

[03:21:21] A phenomenal SpongeBob reference.

[03:21:24] Yes.

[03:21:25] We love SpongeBob.

[03:21:27] So am I?

[03:21:32] Not a goon.

[03:21:33] A good doodle.

[03:21:34] All right.

[03:21:35] We've got two rounds for you.

[03:21:36] Okay.

[03:21:37] I'm going to show you how to open magazine and we're going to have you do it.

[03:21:40] Okay?

[03:21:41] All right.

[03:21:42] Very simple.

[03:21:43] Okay?

[03:21:44] You see that image of a cartridge right there?

[03:21:49] Right?

[03:21:50] Yep.

[03:21:51] Yeah.

[03:21:52] Guess what?

[03:21:53] fit in the magazine in that same direction.

[03:21:56] Then take it and you're going to put it close to that edge,

[03:21:59] but not quite there.

[03:22:01] Click it in, move it slightly back.

[03:22:04] Yep.

[03:22:05] Just rinse and repeat.

[03:22:06] Cool.

[03:22:08] OK.

[03:22:08] I don't know much about that.

[03:22:10] You do it.

[03:22:11] Oh, take it, Steven.

[03:22:19] Ta-da.

[03:22:21] Correct?

[03:22:22] Yeah.

[03:22:23] You don't have to do it that far forward.

[03:22:27] Like here?

[03:22:28] Yeah.

[03:22:29] Oh, satisfying.

[03:22:30] A, okay.

[03:22:31] And this is 10?

[03:22:32] That's 9.

[03:22:33] Or that's 8.

[03:22:34] Excuse me.

[03:22:35] 8.

[03:22:36] 9.

[03:22:37] 9.

[03:22:38] Yippee!

[03:22:39] Ah!

[03:22:40] It's all right.

[03:22:41] nine. That's eight. Excuse me, nine, nine. Yippee! It's all right. You just dropped one.

[03:22:54] That's fine. It's fine. All right. Okay. I think we're here. All right. Good. Okay. Now, I'll keep holding the

[03:23:03] camera. Oh, really? You shoot. Really? Do everything I just taught you. Okay. You're fine. You can do

[03:23:10] it. Is this my good angle, Chad? Okay. You're good. Okay. Everyone say hi to Stephen. He's

[03:23:20] holding Chad. Oh, anyway, sorry, I forgot. Emoli. This is Emoli shooting an AR-15 or whatever.

[03:23:31] Whatever.

[03:23:32] Who's the muzzle?

[03:23:41] The muzzle is the pointy end of the gun.

[03:23:49] Yes, good.

[03:23:50] Shoulder it.

[03:23:51] Good.

[03:23:52] Now pocket.

[03:23:53] now pocket okay and then when I start should I just go go go take your time

[03:24:09] oh yeah I wouldn't recommend rapid fire him just yet okay that's fine good idea

[03:24:16] Like this?

[03:24:18] Finger off the trigger for right now.

[03:24:20] Yep.

[03:24:21] You're not fully aiming.

[03:24:22] Like this?

[03:24:23] There we go.

[03:24:24] Yes.

[03:24:25] Okay.

[03:24:26] Once you have a good aim, then you can put your finger on the trigger.

[03:24:30] Got it.

[03:24:31] Hold on.

[03:24:32] Finger off.

[03:24:33] Okay, since you weren't aiming.

[03:24:35] Okay.

[03:24:36] Try not to freak out.

[03:24:38] Yep.

[03:24:39] Okay.

[03:24:40] Safety off and safety back on.

[03:24:41] Safety on.

[03:24:42] Thank you.

[03:24:43] All right.

[03:24:44] All right, so again getting ahead get it down

[03:24:51] All right, we're gonna try again, okay this

[03:25:01] Yeah, sound it's like thunder it's just sound yes, okay, okay, let's try again

[03:25:09] Hey

[03:25:10] The only thing I need to do is the safety, right?

[03:25:13] Yes, the only thing you need to do, the gun's loaded.

[03:25:15] Okay.

[03:25:16] It ejected the empty shell, the round you just fired.

[03:25:20] It's loaded in the very next time for the magazine, so the gun is loaded.

[03:25:24] Great.

[03:25:25] Okay.

[03:25:26] Can I grab it like this?

[03:25:27] Yes, you may grab the handle, finger off the trigger.

[03:25:30] Okay.

[03:25:31] Finger, your index finger needs, there we go, good.

[03:25:35] Okay.

[03:25:36] Safety off.

[03:25:37] Don't look backwards, leave your board.

[03:25:39] Oh god, I'm gonna take the off, finger off.

[03:25:43] Please don't scream.

[03:25:44] Okay, no screaming.

[03:25:46] And then aim and shoot.

[03:25:48] Yes.

[03:25:50] Good, do it again.

[03:25:53] No!

[03:25:54] Alright, keep going.

[03:26:02] Okay, no.

[03:26:03] I'm just fine.

[03:26:05] Am I hitting it?

[03:26:07] Oh god.

[03:26:09] Oh, look!

[03:26:12] Done!

[03:26:14] Alright, set it down.

[03:26:18] That was cool.

[03:26:19] Let's make sure to save these.

[03:26:21] Oh, yes.

[03:26:22] There we go.

[03:26:24] Thank you, David.

[03:26:25] Alright.

[03:26:26] Okay, so now I can see, um...

[03:26:28] Well, how I did?

[03:26:30] Yes, you may.

[03:26:31] Great.

[03:26:33] How was that, David?

[03:26:36] I didn't say you couldn't whimper, so you did good.

[03:26:38] Oh wow! Wimpering! I will try to minimize the whimpering as well.

[03:26:44] Oh, oh, wait, that was pretty good! I got...

[03:26:50] That was good.

[03:26:51] I got, um...

[03:26:55] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine...

[03:27:03] No telling where the tenth one went.

[03:27:05] Maybe that was the first one probably.

[03:27:07] I got this one! Yay! I totally met that.

[03:27:11] 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. Yeah, it's 9.

[03:27:15] This one was from earlier.

[03:27:17] Yeah, the jellyfish. And these are yours.

[03:27:19] Yeah.

[03:27:20] Okay, I got his fin. Ooh, this guy's still good.

[03:27:24] Okay, cool!

[03:27:26] Nice, not too shabby.

[03:27:29] Steven?

[03:27:30] You want to try my gun?

[03:27:31] Yes!

[03:27:32] Okay.

[03:27:33] I guess.

[03:27:34] Steven, I also have a question, question on in Spanish.

[03:27:43] Do you have Wi-Fi here?

[03:27:45] We do not.

[03:27:46] That's okay, it should be fine enough.

[03:27:48] I'll be back.

[03:27:49] Okay.

[03:27:50] You're going to get your gun?

[03:27:51] Yeah.

[03:27:52] Okay.

[03:27:53] Great.

[03:27:54] Thank you, Steven.

[03:27:55] Goodbye.

[03:27:56] How was that?

[03:27:57] Goodbye!

[03:28:03] How was that chat? Aren't I kind of good?

[03:28:08] Wow, Stephen is a great sport for helping out.

[03:28:14] Um...

[03:28:18] I did decent.

[03:28:20] Not bad.

[03:28:23] It's whatever, I guess.

[03:28:25] hmm yeah rifles aren't even scary when they when I shoot them they just send a

[03:28:33] shiver into my butt crack because it's what I like wait look at how far this

[03:28:40] guy's target is there's my target and then his is all the way over there how

[03:28:46] How could he even see me?

[03:28:48] What the heck?

[03:28:49] Might just want some sharks.

[03:28:51] Shoot an MDRX.

[03:28:55] Yeah, it wasn't even scary.

[03:28:57] Hi!

[03:28:57] Do you want to shoot some of my stuff for your camera?

[03:28:59] Oh my god, what is it?

[03:29:01] You want to come take a look?

[03:29:02] I'm sure you're going to watch it.

[03:29:05] Thank you so much.

[03:29:06] I would love to take a look.

[03:29:09] Wow.

[03:29:10] The same style you were shooting with Steven, the GF-15.

[03:29:14] Yeah.

[03:29:14] but these have silencers on them.

[03:29:16] Silencers.

[03:29:17] Yes, my mind wasn't as loud as yours earlier.

[03:29:18] Oh, smart.

[03:29:20] If you want, you can shoot someone nice,

[03:29:21] but not only if you're taking a class or something.

[03:29:23] Oh, no, I'm just here for fun.

[03:29:24] How, is that yours back there?

[03:29:27] No, I'm sorry, I'm still broken.

[03:29:30] Oh, it's broken, that's gonna say.

[03:29:32] But you're more than welcome to shoot my stuff

[03:29:33] on camera if you want.

[03:29:34] Oh, thank you, that's so nice.

[03:29:35] So it's both AR-15s?

[03:29:37] Yeah, so they're both AR-15 pattern rifles,

[03:29:39] similar to what you just showed with Stefan or Steven.

[03:29:41] Yeah.

[03:29:42] This mom, as you can see, has a little bit of different accoutrements.

[03:29:46] Accoutrements?

[03:29:47] Yeah, like the little fancy Gucci stuff.

[03:29:49] Oh, Gucci! I love Gucci! What is your name?

[03:29:51] I'm Alex.

[03:29:52] Alex, Emily, nice to meet you. I will let you know.

[03:29:54] Yes, I...

[03:29:55] You're welcome to come shoot the stuff if you want.

[03:29:57] Thank you, Alex!

[03:29:58] Thank you so much!

[03:30:00] So nice.

[03:30:02] Better scope as well.

[03:30:04] He has a multiplayer sight.

[03:30:07] The Gucci?

[03:30:09] Wait, I gotta try it.

[03:30:12] Oh, this is your gun.

[03:30:13] Yep.

[03:30:14] Steven.

[03:30:14] OK.

[03:30:15] Very similar, slightly different.

[03:30:18] One of the major differences is that the suppressor on there.

[03:30:20] Oh.

[03:30:23] You see just how much shorter this gun

[03:30:25] is compared to the other one.

[03:30:26] OK, yes.

[03:30:27] Right?

[03:30:28] But then that means it's lighter, right?

[03:30:30] It means it's lighter and louder.

[03:30:33] Oh!

[03:30:34] Now, without the suppressor, it's louder.

[03:30:36] Here, let me give you an example.

[03:30:37] OK, I'm going to go over here.

[03:30:38] Oh!

[03:30:39] Put the can back on!

[03:30:45] Big boy!

[03:30:47] Okay.

[03:30:51] And then that's with a suppressor.

[03:30:53] That's similar to Maistra.

[03:30:55] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:30:56] The one that you have, the suppressor.

[03:30:58] You shoot his stuff or they come shoot Maistra.

[03:30:59] I will!

[03:31:00] I will!

[03:31:01] Good idea, Alex.

[03:31:02] Okay.

[03:31:03] That's along with the suppressor.

[03:31:04] That's the one with the presser.

[03:31:09] Oh, much better!

[03:31:12] That's so much nicer.

[03:31:15] Okay.

[03:31:18] And then what kind of sights do you have?

[03:31:21] It's the same kind of sight you just used.

[03:31:25] Great. I like that sight.

[03:31:28] The only major difference is the one you shot was red. This one's green.

[03:31:32] I like green.

[03:31:33] Right, a little easier to see.

[03:31:35] For those who are not red, green, color blind,

[03:31:38] people, most people with average eyes

[03:31:42] have more red, had more like green color receptors

[03:31:46] in their eyes than red.

[03:31:48] Yeah, yeah, one of my friends is color blind.

[03:31:51] But whether or not I got that information right,

[03:31:53] don't quote me, chat.

[03:31:55] One thing I do know is that green is easier

[03:31:57] to see outside in the daytime.

[03:31:59] Ooh.

[03:32:00] The red can kind of fade out, as I'm like,

[03:32:03] but the green brings a little more visible.

[03:32:05] I like sleeping.

[03:32:12] How many is in there?

[03:32:14] No, I just lost count.

[03:32:15] No worries.

[03:32:19] Six.

[03:32:21] I like being outside, so I like sleeping.

[03:32:26] Okay.

[03:32:27] And what is the name of this rifle, Steven?

[03:32:37] It's an AR-15.

[03:32:38] Okay.

[03:32:39] It's what's classified as an AR pistol.

[03:32:44] So rifles have barrels of 16 inches or more.

[03:32:49] Any barrel that is less than 16 inches constitutes the rifle as a pistol, right?

[03:32:56] This little thing to magic right here. This is not a stock. This is what's called a brace

[03:33:02] reason that

[03:33:04] This thing opens up

[03:33:06] Unless your forearm to fit in there you really yep, it can pinch it

[03:33:12] Well, isn't that painful? It's like a piranha. Oh, oh no, so

[03:33:19] It's not painful it's not gross it's this is very soft rubber

[03:33:22] Oh, okay, right, but I just like imagine my arm fat like spilling out of here

[03:33:27] But get about it

[03:33:30] Great wait, so anyway, okay. Yeah, so

[03:33:34] The reason for this is because if you have a firearm

[03:33:38] It has a barrel of anything less than 16 inches. Yeah, and a stock that creates what's called a short barreled rifle

[03:33:46] Yeah. Right? And according to our very wise federal governments, you need special permission

[03:33:56] from the government to own an SBR. Okay. So a barreled rifle. Okay. You need a tax stamp

[03:34:02] and you used to have to pay for the tax stamp. Yes. Right? My chat is saying they made it

[03:34:07] illegal. Huh? Is it illegal? No. Oh, okay, cool. Cool. So what you all are probably thinking

[03:34:13] of when it comes to the braces is an injunction made a couple years ago by a handful of judges,

[03:34:20] excuse me, by the ATF saying that you can no longer have braces because that'll make it an SBR.

[03:34:25] A federal judge overruled that. Cool, thank you. So the whole brace thing, it is as it was.

[03:34:35] If you have an AR pistol with a brace on it, it's fine.

[03:34:43] great glad to hear anyway I'm gonna let it fall back okay that's fine all of it

[03:35:01] Okay, um, Steven, did you have braces growing up?

[03:35:11] I did not.

[03:35:12] Oh, I had to get it twice.

[03:35:15] Was the chat asking that?

[03:35:18] No, because you said the word brace, so then I just kind of got reminded.

[03:35:22] Oh, okay.

[03:35:23] Yeah.

[03:35:25] And then I got a retainer as an adult. I have to go pick it up soon

[03:35:32] All right, you have 26 rounds what on this bad boy. Yep, okay now

[03:35:37] It could hold 30, but we only had six rounds left of the other box. Okay, the full box is 20

[03:35:43] Okay, cool easy math got it

[03:35:46] This gun's gonna work exactly the same as the one you just shot only major differences

[03:35:51] Keep your hand on the heat guard

[03:35:53] below and away from the suppressor. The reason is when you start shooting, even with this

[03:36:00] heat guard, it'll start getting really fucking hot.

[03:36:04] Yes.

[03:36:05] Okay.

[03:36:06] Carol. Okay. Got it. And then another last question, Stephen. Does AR stand for assault

[03:36:16] rifle?

[03:36:17] No, actually, AR stands for Armolite Rifle.

[03:36:24] It stands for Armolite.

[03:36:25] Oh, Armolite.

[03:36:26] Rifle.

[03:36:27] Got it.

[03:36:28] A-R-M-A-L-I-T-E rifle, Armolite.

[03:36:33] So it's kind of a misconception to say Assault Rifle.

[03:36:36] Well, yeah.

[03:36:37] So the term Assault Rifle comes from a specific gun

[03:36:41] used by the Germans in World War II.

[03:36:43] Yeah.

[03:36:44] I forget what the German is, but the English

[03:36:45] means Assault Rifle.

[03:36:46] got it. Right? And so during the 1980s, a guy named, uh, Joshua Sugerton, just Joshua

[03:36:54] or is it Jay? Sugerton! He has sugar in his tins! All right. So anyway, so he was a very

[03:37:04] predominant anti-guns person way back when, and he started coining the term assault rifle

[03:37:12] when speaking of really any semi-automatic firearm.

[03:37:15] And what semi-automatic means is for one trigger pull,

[03:37:18] there's one bullet.

[03:37:20] So take this one for instance, right?

[03:37:22] So I'm working with an empty gun here, right?

[03:37:26] So let's pretend it's loaded.

[03:37:28] It goes bang, it cycles, and I hold the trigger back.

[03:37:33] If I hold the trigger back, it will not continue to fire.

[03:37:36] I have to let go of the trigger and pull it again.

[03:37:40] All right, that's what semi-automatic means.

[03:37:42] Yeah.

[03:37:42] OK?

[03:37:43] Just think of your automatic gun gun.

[03:37:45] Got it.

[03:37:46] OK, that's what semi-automatic is.

[03:37:48] Automatic, or what's sometimes called a full auto,

[03:37:52] is when you're able to depress the trigger

[03:37:54] and it'll continue shooting from the one trigger pull.

[03:37:57] And that's what I had last time.

[03:37:59] Like, the first AR was automatic.

[03:38:02] Well, you just shot?

[03:38:03] Yeah.

[03:38:03] No.

[03:38:04] What?

[03:38:05] It wasn't?

[03:38:05] No.

[03:38:06] No, because I pulled it once and I could keep going.

[03:38:09] Well, yeah, that's semi-automatic.

[03:38:10] Oh, sorry.

[03:38:11] I meant semi-automatic.

[03:38:12] That's what I was talking about.

[03:38:14] Yes.

[03:38:16] No, full auto, or what's actually just called automatic,

[03:38:20] is something that's very hard to get,

[03:38:23] and you really have to have contracts with the government,

[03:38:26] and contracts with corporations,

[03:38:27] going to have the right paperwork.

[03:38:29] It's a whole ordeal, and it's really not worth it.

[03:38:31] Got it.

[03:38:32] Right?

[03:38:34] So Mr. Sugerton was painting normal firearms like this

[03:38:39] as these big evil mysterious things

[03:38:42] that nobody should ever own.

[03:38:43] Ooh.

[03:38:44] Right?

[03:38:45] So if people don't like guns, just don't buy them.

[03:38:49] Okay, fair.

[03:38:50] Mayor?

[03:38:51] It's that way with almost everything politically.

[03:38:53] If you don't like it, don't do it.

[03:38:54] Amen.

[03:38:55] Right?

[03:38:56] You don't like gay marriage?

[03:38:58] Don't get one.

[03:38:59] Don't stop people from getting married.

[03:39:00] Hey, clock their teeth, David!

[03:39:03] Anyway, so when it comes to something like this,

[03:39:09] just follow all the gun safety rules, OK?

[03:39:13] Got it.

[03:39:13] I will.

[03:39:14] So the original question was AR standpoint.

[03:39:18] Armillite Rifle.

[03:39:19] It's not stand for assault rifle.

[03:39:21] Armillite was the company that first started making this

[03:39:24] platform a firearm.

[03:39:27] And there's this whole story about it, but long story short,

[03:39:33] They won sort of a governmental competition, kind of,

[03:39:37] and they were able to get their firearm to be used

[03:39:40] by the United States Army in 1916.

[03:39:43] Oh, that does, that does.

[03:39:44] Right?

[03:39:44] Yeah.

[03:39:45] And those were automatic.

[03:39:46] OK.

[03:39:47] OK, nice.

[03:39:47] That's very coveted.

[03:39:49] Right, very coveted.

[03:39:50] Those were automatic, but that sort of stopped happening,

[03:39:57] the automaticness of them.

[03:39:59] Yeah.

[03:40:00] And now what is in most modern military firearms is what's called burst fire.

[03:40:05] Ooh!

[03:40:06] Boom, boom, boom, boom!

[03:40:08] Not quite.

[03:40:09] So you have your safety, your semi, and then you have your burst.

[03:40:13] What that means is for every trigger pull, the gun will consecutively fire only three

[03:40:18] rounds.

[03:40:19] Bang, bang, bang.

[03:40:20] Bang, bang, bang.

[03:40:21] Oh!

[03:40:22] Bang, bang, bang.

[03:40:23] Bang, bang, bang.

[03:40:24] Right?

[03:40:25] And that's a way to control and conserve your ammunition.

[03:40:29] Ah, smart.

[03:40:30] used to happen with going back to say Vietnam, right with the N16, is the kids that were

[03:40:38] out there during the Vietnam confrontation would do something that we call spray and

[03:40:45] pray.

[03:40:46] Uh huh.

[03:40:47] I do that when I play Fortnite.

[03:40:48] Right.

[03:40:49] Yeah.

[03:40:50] Right.

[03:40:51] And so that's a big waste of ammunition.

[03:40:53] Oh.

[03:40:54] And the people up top said, okay, we gotta stop doing that.

[03:40:57] Oh, the kids do that.

[03:40:59] Oh, dear.

[03:41:00] Okay.

[03:41:01] When I said kids, I mean like, you know.

[03:41:03] Oh, not actual kids.

[03:41:04] Not actual kids.

[03:41:05] 18, 19, 20 years old.

[03:41:06] Okay.

[03:41:07] Okay.

[03:41:08] So, kids.

[03:41:09] Right?

[03:41:10] The people where there were soldiers in Vietnam.

[03:41:13] Yeah.

[03:41:14] Wow.

[03:41:15] Okay.

[03:41:16] Spray and break.

[03:41:17] I said kids, because as a 29-year-old, I look at 18-year-olds and I think, oh my god,

[03:41:20] that's a kid.

[03:41:21] Oh, I agree.

[03:41:22] Anyone born after 2005, I think is a kid.

[03:41:28] but they're actually already 21, isn't that crazy?

[03:41:32] That is crazy.

[03:41:33] Yeah.

[03:41:34] Oh well, well, Smash Mouth was right.

[03:41:36] The ears start coming in, they don't stop coming.

[03:41:38] Uh-huh, and L on my forehead, yeah.

[03:41:42] Anyway, so enough fooling around,

[03:41:44] and not distracting me, I'm shooting.

[03:41:46] Yes, time to shoot.

[03:41:48] Okay, Steven, is it possible for you to stand here?

[03:41:51] Yeah.

[03:41:51] Thank you.

[03:41:52] Okay, I will be, oh sorry.

[03:41:53] I will be very safe.

[03:41:55] I'm learning everything that Steven taught me.

[03:42:00] And this is Steven's AR-15.

[03:42:03] Ammalarif rifle.

[03:42:06] Armalite.

[03:42:06] Armalite rifle.

[03:42:08] Actually, armalite, they kind of went extinct,

[03:42:12] kind of didn't.

[03:42:13] Really?

[03:42:13] This particular one, this particular rifle pistol,

[03:42:16] I built myself.

[03:42:17] You built it?

[03:42:18] I did.

[03:42:19] Wow.

[03:42:20] That's cool.

[03:42:21] Most of the parts are from a company called Arrow Precision.

[03:42:24] Cool.

[03:42:25] It's A-E-R-O, arrow.

[03:42:29] OK.

[03:42:30] OK, down.

[03:42:32] Downrange.

[03:42:33] Downrange.

[03:42:34] Take the magazine.

[03:42:35] There we go.

[03:42:36] Put it in.

[03:42:37] Do a slap.

[03:42:38] Now pull it to make sure it stays in there.

[03:42:39] Oh.

[03:42:40] See?

[03:42:40] You didn't see it right.

[03:42:41] That's smart.

[03:42:46] Straight up.

[03:42:49] Look at this.

[03:42:50] Set the rifle down, here take the camera, thank you Steven, I apologize for that.

[03:43:07] I'm sorry.

[03:43:12] I think it's even...

[03:43:17] Good!

[03:43:22] The sweep of shame.

[03:43:27] None is loaded.

[03:43:29] Okay.

[03:43:31] Remember, finger off the trigger.

[03:43:34] Finger off the trigger.

[03:43:36] Uh-huh.

[03:43:37] And click the safety off when you're ready.

[03:43:39] Finger off the trigger.

[03:43:41] Okay.

[03:43:42] The trigger.

[03:43:43] Cover.

[03:43:44] Chat is saying, walk in.

[03:43:47] Yes.

[03:43:48] I'm walking in.

[03:43:52] Okay.

[03:43:54] Okay.

[03:43:56] And then, safety's on the left here?

[03:43:59] Actually, it's ambidextrous.

[03:44:01] Huh?

[03:44:03] Huh? Left and right. I'm only right-handed. That's fine. Oh. Get this finger open. It has to be here. Okay.

[03:44:12] Get it higher. There we go. You want that high grip? High grip. There we go. Now start aiming.

[03:44:20] Aim? Remember. Up here. Oh, up here. Well, that's better. Face more forward. There we go.

[03:44:28] Is it now easier to aim now?

[03:44:29] Yeah.

[03:44:30] Okay.

[03:44:31] Put the safety off whenever you're ready.

[03:44:34] Safety's off?

[03:44:35] Alright.

[03:44:36] You may fire when ready.

[03:44:39] Okay.

[03:44:40] I'm aiming for the sharks.

[03:44:51] I'm aiming for the sharks.

[03:44:56] I'm putting the safety on.

[03:45:01] Okay.

[03:45:02] Heavy?

[03:45:03] I'm tired.

[03:45:04] Steven, go ahead.

[03:45:05] Do some too.

[03:45:06] Okay.

[03:45:07] My aim is going to be off.

[03:45:08] I only have this, so I have this sighted in for only 7 yards.

[03:45:18] That's okay.

[03:45:19] What does that mean?

[03:45:20] So I'm within seven you have two different vectors. Yeah, okay. Yeah, if you point of impact

[03:45:26] Uh-huh point of aim. Uh-huh two separate non parallel lines

[03:45:32] Matt they're not parallel. It's the only straight line is your point of aim

[03:45:36] You're looking straight and straight line. Okay bullet moves in the parabola

[03:45:41] Y equals mx plus b

[03:45:45] Yeah, why equals x squared

[03:45:50] Yeah, that's weird.

[03:45:51] Alright, so bullets will start to rise, then they'll fall.

[03:45:54] Okay.

[03:45:55] Right?

[03:45:55] Yeah.

[03:45:56] So you have to line up the point of impact with your point of aim.

[03:46:00] Right.

[03:46:00] Right?

[03:46:01] And there are controls on here that will move the dot around for elevation and windage.

[03:46:07] How do you do it, like this?

[03:46:08] No, so there's this little dial right here.

[03:46:11] Oh, cool.

[03:46:12] That's right.

[03:46:12] You just want to appear at the top for up and down.

[03:46:14] Oh, cool.

[03:46:15] Okay.

[03:46:16] So, I have it to where point of impact and point of aim meet at 7 yards.

[03:46:23] Oh, and this is not 7 yards.

[03:46:25] No, it's 20.

[03:46:26] Oh, duh.

[03:46:27] So, and I can't bring this closer than 20 because we're here at the rifle range.

[03:46:31] Yeah.

[03:46:32] The program on this touchscreen has it that the closest you can shoot is 20.

[03:46:36] Okay.

[03:46:37] The reason for that is that we have such a long range with such a low ceiling.

[03:46:40] Okay.

[03:46:41] That's fine.

[03:46:42] I like 20.

[03:46:43] I'm not, I'm not hitting bullseye here, but I am gonna have fun.

[03:46:47] Yay!

[03:46:48] Woo!

[03:46:49] Woo!

[03:46:50] Oh!

[03:46:51] Oh!

[03:46:52] Amazing!

[03:46:53] Great job, Stephen!

[03:46:54] That's a terrible aim.

[03:46:55] The entire paper is gonna be covered in holes.

[03:47:06] That's okay.

[03:47:07] That's good, that's good.

[03:47:09] Okay.

[03:47:10] Shall we pick a peek?

[03:47:17] Wow, that was cool.

[03:47:19] The target's gonna look like shit.

[03:47:21] No, no, no. I aimed for one shark. I hope we get it.

[03:47:26] Let's see.

[03:47:28] See? Holdings covered.

[03:47:31] Wow! These sharks stood no chance.

[03:47:36] Look! I think I did that one.

[03:47:38] That's not as hot as I thought it'd be. That's good.

[03:47:41] That's not too hot. Okay.

[03:47:44] Yes, all the sharks go bye-bye.

[03:47:48] Wait, uh, Steven, do I still have time to shoot, um, the shotgun?

[03:47:54] Sure.

[03:47:56] Sure.

[03:47:58] Yeah.

[03:47:59] Okay.

[03:48:01] We'll do one shotgun.

[03:48:05] Oh, uh, Stephen, it's right there.

[03:48:09] I'm dialing the brightness down on my site and saving the battery.

[03:48:13] Oh, I thought you were going to hit the paper.

[03:48:15] I was a little nervous.

[03:48:17] I moved the brace, collapsed it, and I'm getting ready to put it up.

[03:48:23] Okay, cool, cool, making sure.

[03:48:26] Okay.

[03:48:27] Thank you, Stephen.

[03:48:29] Thank you, Steven.

[03:48:31] David, do you want to shoot 22 more rounds first?

[03:48:34] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Alex.

[03:48:36] Do you know who Bonnie is?

[03:48:39] The streamer?

[03:48:40] I think so.

[03:48:41] Yes, I love Bonnie. She's one of my friends.

[03:48:43] She shot my stuff before.

[03:48:44] Really? Oh my God. Wait, okay, yeah, I would love to give it a shot.

[03:48:47] Okay, so this is the AR-15.

[03:48:49] Oh wait, let me tell Steven.

[03:48:51] Yeah, do your thing.

[03:48:52] So, Steven, can I try one shotgun?

[03:48:54] Yeah.

[03:48:55] And then, how many bullets does it come with?

[03:48:57] Five.

[03:48:58] I'll do five. Yeah. Thank you.

[03:49:00] Are you switching the pistol side?

[03:49:02] No, just pull it. Shells.

[03:49:04] Oh, sorry. Shells. Yes. Yes, Alex?

[03:49:06] Are you guys switching the pistol side?

[03:49:08] I'm gonna do a shotgun now.

[03:49:10] Are you bringing in here stuff or are you switching the pistol side?

[03:49:12] What? Are you bringing the shotgun here or are you switching the pistol side?

[03:49:14] Here. Okay. I'll let her shoot the .22 pistol here.

[03:49:16] Sure.

[03:49:18] Oh, thank you.

[03:49:20] Okay.

[03:49:22] So, I've had a lot of practice

[03:49:26] with these guns. I told him a pro now. Thank you, Alex.

[03:49:30] I noticed. Which one would you like your set up on?

[03:49:34] Maybe... oh, this looks great. Okay.

[03:49:38] Which one do you like more? The left or the right?

[03:49:42] Me? Yes. I'm only blocking your camera out so they can see them up.

[03:49:46] But I think it'd be easier if you hold this so they can see it. Okay.

[03:49:50] I don't know if you can see it. Wait, look at all this stuff you have on top.

[03:49:54] I'm going to bring it.

[03:49:56] So, OK, what are all these things?

[03:49:58] So as Stephen's rifle is very similar, it's AR-15.

[03:50:03] Mine is a Daniel Defense.

[03:50:05] It's similar to our marketing team for your chat.

[03:50:07] Instead of 10.3 inch barrel, it's an 11 and 1 1⁄2 inch

[03:50:10] barrel, where Stephen's was a 7 inch barrel.

[03:50:13] I don't know if he was shooting 556 or not.

[03:50:16] But I'm also shooting 556, which I

[03:50:18] imagine is what you bought earlier.

[03:50:20] Yep, I bought Remington.

[03:50:22] OK.

[03:50:23] Wow, great!

[03:50:26] Oh, the scopes, they love the scopes.

[03:50:28] Yeah, so for your viewers out there,

[03:50:31] it's the standard AR-15 from Daniel DeFence.

[03:50:34] I have a flashlight on it, a silencer on it.

[03:50:37] This little thingy up top that's floating

[03:50:40] is called a laser.

[03:50:41] A laser.

[03:50:42] It's a Zemical Purse 4.

[03:50:43] Oh, that's cool.

[03:50:44] It's from Russia.

[03:50:45] That's so cool.

[03:50:46] Oh, Russia, wow.

[03:50:47] You don't think you can get these anymore.

[03:50:48] And this is an eotech.

[03:50:50] Wow.

[03:50:51] And this is a magnifier.

[03:50:52] So you flip this up and down.

[03:50:54] And I look through there.

[03:50:55] Yeah.

[03:50:56] Oh my god.

[03:50:57] So then I can hit that better.

[03:50:59] Yes.

[03:50:59] Cool.

[03:51:00] Would you like to shoot this one?

[03:51:03] Yes, I'll do this one.

[03:51:04] This one, yeah.

[03:51:05] This one, you'll like a lot.

[03:51:07] The Glock.

[03:51:07] And I think her name was Tamaguchi.

[03:51:10] Really like this one.

[03:51:11] OK, cute.

[03:51:13] We'll put it at 20.

[03:51:14] OK.

[03:51:15] And then I will load you up just like with Steven

[03:51:17] and you'll shoot exactly the same.

[03:51:19] Perfect.

[03:51:19] Although I do recommend you sit.

[03:51:21] OK, I can sit.

[03:51:22] You don't have more fun sitting.

[03:51:23] I love sitting.

[03:51:25] Good ideas, Alex.

[03:51:26] Oh, Tanuki, yeah!

[03:51:28] Well, you saw Tanuki and Bonnie.

[03:51:30] That's so cute.

[03:51:31] I think I'm also Patty.

[03:51:33] Who?

[03:51:34] Patty was her name.

[03:51:35] Patty?

[03:51:36] And then I think some guy named Eastman?

[03:51:38] Eastman?

[03:51:38] Espan!

[03:51:39] Wow, you met everyone.

[03:51:41] That's so cool.

[03:51:42] Yeah, a lot of people come.

[03:51:43] I love it.

[03:51:44] So just like with his rifle, although mine,

[03:51:49] because mine is higher up, you won't

[03:51:51] have to like scrunch your neck down. Oh great great. There's a joke in the gun

[03:51:55] community that we're giraffe nests. Cool. Keep your head up straight. That's so

[03:51:58] much nicer. Is your reticle like the eotech reticle or just a dot? Oh, my

[03:52:04] ears are off. Well, again, was your reticle just a dot or like the eotech

[03:52:08] reticle? So actually it can do three different sight pictures. Oh, the

[03:52:12] hollow side? Yeah. Okay, sweet. Which one did you have it on for her? Circle dot.

[03:52:17] Circle dot. Okay, cool. So it'll be exactly like what you just saw. You'll see the

[03:52:20] big circle and a smaller circle. Okay, I love it. So what you can do is once you sit down,

[03:52:26] okay, you'll look through here and line it up, right? But if they say you have a hard time

[03:52:30] seeing what you can do is, if you can flip this guy up and I'll zoom in. Oh, the magnifier!

[03:52:35] Exactly, yeah. So whichever you like to do, you can shoot it like this or like this or both,

[03:52:39] okay? Okay. So go ahead and get ready in position and I'll load it for you once you're in position,

[03:52:43] okay? Thank you, thank you. Okay. Wow, this looks great. Okay, I think this is nice and cozy.

[03:52:49] All right, I'm going to turn over here in a second and get this ready for you.

[03:52:53] So it should be just like how he shot for you.

[03:52:56] All the same rules apply, everything applies, okay?

[03:52:58] Okay.

[03:52:59] Thank you, Alex.

[03:53:00] Yeah, you're welcome.

[03:53:01] Should I hold it here?

[03:53:02] You can if you want to.

[03:53:03] You can even hold your hand up here if you want.

[03:53:05] It's okay.

[03:53:06] Just don't go past the flashlight.

[03:53:07] Yeah.

[03:53:08] Just burn yourself.

[03:53:09] That's good.

[03:53:10] So then get comfortable.

[03:53:11] And then go push it pull it up like that.

[03:53:13] Oh, sorry.

[03:53:14] Yeah, you're fine, you're fine.

[03:53:15] It's not going to hurt it.

[03:53:16] Remember, index finger out.

[03:53:18] Out.

[03:53:19] Hydrant.

[03:53:20] A little bit more.

[03:53:21] This part right here.

[03:53:22] Hydrant.

[03:53:23] A little bit more.

[03:53:24] There you go.

[03:53:25] Perfect.

[03:53:26] Oh, wow.

[03:53:27] And then is the safety on?

[03:53:29] Correct.

[03:53:30] So, like with Stevens, you'll push it down it so it goes.

[03:53:33] Okay.

[03:53:34] There you go.

[03:53:35] Now you're on fire, okay?

[03:53:37] Okay.

[03:53:38] And now I'll fire it.

[03:53:39] Yep.

[03:53:40] Go ahead.

[03:53:41] Okay.

[03:53:42] It's a lot more gas.

[03:53:44] It's a lot more gassy than Steven's.

[03:53:49] Wow.

[03:53:50] Okay.

[03:53:51] You're doing great.

[03:53:52] Okay.

[03:53:53] I'm sure you might be out.

[03:53:54] That was great.

[03:53:55] That was awesome.

[03:53:56] You can shoot way more if you want.

[03:53:57] Oh.

[03:53:58] I have plenty of ammunition for you to shoot.

[03:53:59] Oh, so nice.

[03:54:00] How long are you staying, Alex?

[03:54:01] I want to make sure I get out of Steven's hair.

[03:54:03] I'll do the shotgun and then probably come back.

[03:54:05] Yeah, I can wait for you.

[03:54:06] Oh, thank you.

[03:54:07] You're doing great.

[03:54:08] Okay.

[03:54:09] Okay.

[03:54:10] I'm sure you might be out.

[03:54:11] That was great.

[03:54:12] That was awesome.

[03:54:13] Thank you. I love it. That's so cool. If it's okay with you. We'll switch the pistol side. Yeah

[03:54:21] Okay, yeah, probably I got my suppressor for my for my rigor as well. Okay, sweet. So we shoot together. Yeah, it's really oh

[03:54:28] Thank you, Alex. Well tonight is girl on a gun. I'm a girl

[03:54:33] Girl, yeah, okay, so I it's a girl on a gun is a specific group. Oh, it's based here in Cedar Park Wow

[03:54:40] They got members and everything happen to use our range every second and fourth Monday

[03:54:48] They've probably got claim over almost every bay right now. Wow

[03:54:53] Yeah, we stay here if you want. Yeah, I'm fine with this long. She's having fun. Thank you

[03:54:57] Thank you. Okay, David. Let's see

[03:55:00] join the club

[03:55:02] Ooh la la!

[03:55:07] Wow, oh those are the shells you say?

[03:55:10] Yep.

[03:55:11] So here's the range.

[03:55:13] So, actually, let me backtrack.

[03:55:16] Uh huh.

[03:55:16] Here's where the Oaks gun range.

[03:55:18] We do not allow what's called a butt shot or bird shot.

[03:55:21] Okay.

[03:55:22] Now what those are,

[03:55:25] is

[03:55:26] what the gun is named after.

[03:55:28] A shot gun.

[03:55:29] Uh huh.

[03:55:30] Because it shoots shot.

[03:55:31] Uh huh.

[03:55:32] Right? And what that is, are these little ball bearings of different sizes, different circumferences.

[03:55:43] Circumferences, yeah. Okay. So we don't allow those. Butt shot is normal BB size, like ball bearing size.

[03:55:51] Bird shot of these really, really small little tiny pellets. Cool. Right? And the reason we don't allow

[03:55:58] of those here is because again, long range, low ceiling, shock guns, all those pellets

[03:56:03] go in very drastic angles and directions as they leave the gun.

[03:56:09] So therein runs the risk of a wall of a ceiling being struck.

[03:56:13] Question?

[03:56:14] Yes?

[03:56:15] Have you ever played the game Buckshot?

[03:56:20] Isn't that that arcade game with the plastic shock guns?

[03:56:25] I thought it was the one where like you have to lie or something and then if you lie, they

[03:56:30] shoot you.

[03:56:31] But buck shot.

[03:56:32] No.

[03:56:33] Okay.

[03:56:34] No.

[03:56:35] Okay.

[03:56:36] Thank you.

[03:56:37] Okay.

[03:56:38] So instead of what we allow are what's called slugs.

[03:56:43] A slug?

[03:56:44] Big, large projectiles.

[03:56:45] Okay.

[03:56:46] It's like a bullet, but shotguns don't have rifling on the inside of the barrel.

[03:56:55] smoothbore. So you know how in James Bond that circle that comes up in front of them with the

[03:57:00] round thing? I've never seen it. You've never seen James Bond? Nope. So rifling are these helix

[03:57:10] grooves that are cut into the barrel that go all the way down. What that does is it imparts a spin

[03:57:16] on the projectile as it's going down, keeping it stable in flight. That's like a top going through

[03:57:22] air right shotguns don't have that okay if shot going through a rifled barrel

[03:57:29] will actually sort of mangle up that rifle so instead these slugs are already

[03:57:38] rifled you can kind of see on the picture there they have little lands and

[03:57:43] grooves cut into the bit into the wall right and there's a deer right so that

[03:57:48] allows this to act like a bullet without it being a bullet. Okay. It's a slug, right? A slug. I

[03:57:55] like slugs. I'm gonna pop one in here. Okay. I'm scared. So loading the shotgun is pretty easy.

[03:58:03] You load it from the bottom. Okay. This little feed ramp here lowers down. Wow. Take the cartridge. Wow.

[03:58:09] Pop it in there. Okay. You just rinse and repeat. Yep. Loading it. Wow. Pretty easy. Boom boom. This is

[03:58:16] This is a semi-automatic shot gun, so you can just keep pulling the trigger.

[03:58:20] Most other shotguns are what's called pump action, where you have to keep fucking gun.

[03:58:25] This one is not one of those.

[03:58:28] Safety's here in the back, you can shoulder it like normal.

[03:58:32] Click that up, aim using your sights.

[03:58:36] Bada bing, bada boom.

[03:58:41] Okay, does it hurt your chest?

[03:58:47] No, it doesn't hurt your shoulder.

[03:58:50] Okay, I probably have to take a break after everyone.

[03:58:54] That's fine.

[03:58:55] Okay.

[03:58:56] In that case, safety on.

[03:58:58] I'll go ahead and just preemptively move that for you.

[03:59:00] Okay.

[03:59:01] Okay.

[03:59:06] Can you stand here, lovely Steven?

[03:59:09] What?

[03:59:10] in case the Wi-Fi doesn't, sorry, I'm checking the data. Thank you, Steven.

[03:59:15] Sure. Okay, and this is into your chest?

[03:59:19] Yes.

[03:59:22] Duh. Okay. I grab.

[03:59:27] Just like the AR.

[03:59:29] Like this.

[03:59:31] A hand underneath?

[03:59:33] Yes.

[03:59:36] Like that?

[03:59:37] Good.

[03:59:38] Yeah, good white stance.

[03:59:39] It's definitely what you're going to need.

[03:59:41] Okay, finger up.

[03:59:42] Oh, sorry.

[03:59:43] High grip.

[03:59:44] There we go.

[03:59:45] I never do that.

[03:59:46] I'm going to put the safety for you.

[03:59:47] Okay.

[03:59:48] Look through that peephole right here.

[03:59:49] Okay.

[03:59:50] Okay.

[03:59:51] Look through that.

[03:59:52] Oh, line it up.

[03:59:53] And now you see the little red dot at the front sight?

[03:59:58] It's kind of blurry.

[03:59:59] I don't really see a red dot.

[04:00:00] Put the safety back on.

[04:00:01] It's going to be this right here.

[04:00:03] Oh, okay.

[04:00:04] Okay.

[04:00:05] inside this circle. I see. You see it? Yeah. All right.

[04:00:15] Fire when ready. Do I lean forward or back? Lean forward, always forward. Like that? Yes. I'm scared. You're fine.

[04:00:26] Good job.

[04:00:29] Very well done.

[04:00:34] Thank you.

[04:00:39] Did it look cool?

[04:00:41] Yes.

[04:00:42] Okay.

[04:00:43] I'll try another one.

[04:00:45] All right.

[04:00:46] Slug?

[04:00:47] This works because it's semi-automatic.

[04:00:49] One cool trick you can do is simply placing the round there in the chamber and closing

[04:00:55] it.

[04:00:56] Okay.

[04:00:57] Did you, did you do the choo-choo already?

[04:00:59] Yeah, that's what that was.

[04:01:00] Oh, okay. I'm scared.

[04:01:02] You're fine.

[04:01:03] Thank you.

[04:01:08] It doesn't hurt that much, thankfully.

[04:01:11] I thought it would hurt.

[04:01:12] Yeah, I thought it hurt a little more.

[04:01:18] I'm gonna aim for the big shark.

[04:01:20] Okay.

[04:01:23] Ah!

[04:01:27] Thank you. Thank you. Okay, two more.

[04:01:32] Yep. Swapping in there. Now, click that button. Nope.

[04:01:48] There you go.

[04:01:50] That's pretty cool. It works so fast.

[04:01:54] fast. Oh the safety's off. It's fine, okay.

[04:02:06] Good, move forward, good. Good, gently set it down.

[04:02:14] Next one, last one. Last one. Remember to put the safety back on. Safety on? Yes.

[04:02:24] There we go.

[04:02:26] Don't panic.

[04:02:28] Don't panic.

[04:02:29] It drops.

[04:02:30] It's not going to be good.

[04:02:31] Because then the gun will be uncomfortable.

[04:02:33] It won't go bad, I promise.

[04:02:34] If I dropped it?

[04:02:36] Yeah, so the gun slightly settled.

[04:02:40] Yeah?

[04:02:41] And then you went eh.

[04:02:43] Eh.

[04:02:44] Don't do that.

[04:02:45] No, no, no.

[04:02:46] If it starts to wiggle, stabilize it.

[04:02:48] Grab.

[04:02:49] Stabilize it.

[04:02:50] Stabilize.

[04:02:51] It's the opposite of the kitchen.

[04:02:53] Right, because the knife, you don't want to catch a slippery knife, but you will catch

[04:02:58] a slippery gun.

[04:02:59] Right, and the kitchen, something could be hot, could be sharp, could be both.

[04:03:04] Right?

[04:03:06] Or disgusting, like my cooking.

[04:03:10] No self-deprecating humor here.

[04:03:11] Okay, you're right.

[04:03:12] Love yourselves.

[04:03:13] My cooking is amazing.

[04:03:14] I make the best avocado toast.

[04:03:18] Good.

[04:03:19] All right.

[04:03:20] You ready to shoot?

[04:03:23] Okay, last one!

[04:03:33] Keeping your left hand where it is, place your right hand over top and click the safety.

[04:03:38] There we go.

[04:03:40] Forward, yes, good.

[04:03:45] Okay, you're going down, Starks!

[04:03:48] Good, awesome, safety, good, good job.

[04:03:58] Thank you!

[04:03:59] How thrilling!

[04:04:00] All right.

[04:04:01] Okay, now we see how we did.

[04:04:04] You're going to see possibly more than five holes.

[04:04:09] Good, good.

[04:04:10] There are only five shots.

[04:04:12] Why?

[04:04:13] The paper is, is, oh wait, why?

[04:04:16] So inside the shell, there's the primer at the very bottom,

[04:04:21] then powder on top of that, something called a wad,

[04:04:25] and then the shot or slug.

[04:04:27] That wad separates the projectile or projectiles

[04:04:31] from the gunpowder, it encases the projectile.

[04:04:35] So the expanding gases from the powder burning

[04:04:39] push that wad and its contents out the barrel.

[04:04:43] So the wad is also moving, right?

[04:04:47] And how you can usually tell what's what

[04:04:50] is by the shape of the hole.

[04:04:52] So this one's perfectly circular, right?

[04:04:55] That's good, yeah.

[04:04:56] The cookie cutter.

[04:04:57] I did that one.

[04:04:57] So it's that one, right?

[04:04:59] But take a look at this one.

[04:05:00] Not what's not circular, it's just a hole.

[04:05:03] It's the blob, that's the wad.

[04:05:06] OK, amazing.

[04:05:10] One, two, three, four, five!

[04:05:13] Yippee!

[04:05:14] Oh, six.

[04:05:16] One, two, three, four.

[04:05:20] Oh, because of the wand.

[04:05:25] Look at that, the wand.

[04:05:28] Yeah.

[04:05:29] It looks amazing!

[04:05:31] Thank you, Steven.

[04:05:33] You're very welcome.

[04:05:33] That was so fun.

[04:05:35] Good.

[04:05:36] Happy you liked it.

[04:05:37] Yes.

[04:05:38] I will hit some.

[04:05:39] Here's some of Alex's.

[04:05:41] Thank you, Alex.

[04:05:43] And then, Steven, you'll be here for a girl and a gun.

[04:05:47] Actually, I'll be right back.

[04:05:48] I'm going to bring a suppressed .22 rifle.

[04:05:51] For me?

[04:05:52] Yeah.

[04:05:53] Oh, thank you, Steven.

[04:05:54] What a nice gift.

[04:05:55] Very welcome.

[04:05:56] Thank you.

[04:05:57] I can't wait to see it.

[04:05:58] OK.

[04:05:59] Ooh.

[04:06:02] Alex, should I try the Glock?

[04:06:04] Should I try the Glock?

[04:06:06] Can I have three?

[04:06:08] We did amazing.

[04:06:08] Really? Thank you, thank you. The shotgun was not as scary as I thought.

[04:06:13] I thought it would kick more, but it wasn't it wasn't that painful.

[04:06:15] So no bruise.

[04:06:16] You did way better than most huge men do.

[04:06:19] You think so?

[04:06:20] For sure. Me and Hugh over here were commenting.

[04:06:23] Really?

[04:06:24] You're doing very good.

[04:06:25] Thank you guys.

[04:06:26] No screaming either.

[04:06:28] I had to cool it down. No screaming allowed.

[04:06:31] Yeah, earlier when I first came in, I thought something happened because I heard someone screaming from outside.

[04:06:35] It's just me. It's me being silly. Oh, lovely Alex. Can I try your Glock?

[04:06:42] I do have the Glock, but that's not a Glock. That's a different pistol. If you would like

[04:06:47] to shoot a Glock, I can bring it. Oh, no, I'll shoot this one, whatever that is.

[04:06:50] So this is, uh, so what's, what's Stephen's, or Stephen's bringing you is a .22 rifle.

[04:06:56] Okay. This is what's considered a .22 pistol.

[04:06:58] Oh, wow. So .22s are, are these guns.

[04:07:03] Wow.

[04:07:05] So, 22 rifle is a type of ammunition.

[04:07:09] So, this is like a baby bullet.

[04:07:10] Little baby.

[04:07:11] Yeah.

[04:07:12] Little tiny baby.

[04:07:13] So, this is a little tiny piece.

[04:07:14] Whereas, when you're shooting earlier for size comparison,

[04:07:16] you can show your viewers.

[04:07:19] The size comparison.

[04:07:21] For your viewers.

[04:07:22] So, this is what you were shooting earlier with his rifle.

[04:07:25] Oh, wow.

[04:07:28] Interesting.

[04:07:29] Interesting. Yes, one is definitely a little smaller.

[04:07:33] So then this is 300 blackout.

[04:07:36] This is a different caliber, which is what my other AR shoots.

[04:07:40] But size doesn't matter, right?

[04:07:43] In this situation, it does. Oh, it does matter. Okay, size does matter.

[04:07:47] I know they're very phallic looking. Yes, but this is just for the type of gun.

[04:07:52] Yes. Good, good. This is mine though. I think you shot this a lot. Okay.

[04:07:56] Okay. Oh, probably. Yes, yes.

[04:08:00] So what you're going to be shooting next is 22s with a suppressor or a silencer.

[04:08:05] Okay. Right. So what you'll notice is this will be very quiet. This will be even close to Hollywood.

[04:08:10] Oh, thank gosh. I love the quiet ones. If they will allow, we can even shoot it without hearing protection on.

[04:08:18] What? Because it is so quiet. If it's just us and no one else is in here. Wow, really? I like that.

[04:08:24] you will be amazed as to how quiet it is. Oh that's my favorite okay so 22 pistol

[04:08:29] yes you said and you are you saying they use it on Hollywood sets? No I'm saying

[04:08:34] it's like you know sometimes when you see a movie and they're shooting with a

[04:08:37] silencer and it's like whisper quiet. Ah yeah it's not very accurate. Correct.

[04:08:41] You just saw what Steven's gun in my gun. Ah yes yes that makes sense. What we're going to do is get this all out the way because you could do the standing.

[04:08:48] Okay, great.

[04:08:50] And I got one of my other guns in that you can also shoot suppress.

[04:08:53] Wow, that one's the suppressor one.

[04:08:55] So, yeah, these are all suppressed.

[04:08:57] Um, this...

[04:08:59] I just got it from Amazon. It literally just came from Amazon.

[04:09:03] Wait, amazing!

[04:09:05] Yeah, you can put this on Amazon guys.

[04:09:07] Wait, actually...

[04:09:09] I literally opened it up the box.

[04:09:11] What the heck? Okay.

[04:09:13] I'm going to come to your door.

[04:09:15] Is that allowed? They have that?

[04:09:17] I'm sure. Crazy.

[04:09:19] And this America thing.

[04:09:22] It's an American thing.

[04:09:23] It's not American people.

[04:09:25] Yeah, I did not know they could do that.

[04:09:28] America.

[04:09:30] So this is a nine-mil rifle.

[04:09:33] Scorpion evil with a silencer and all the...

[04:09:36] Cool.

[04:09:37] Okay, so this shoots nine-mil.

[04:09:39] Nice.

[04:09:40] So we'll shoot that later.

[04:09:41] Let's get you two rounds with this gun.

[04:09:44] Yay! Yeah, the pistol.

[04:09:46] I like the pistol guy. We can't shoot super close but we will do what we can. Yes.

[04:09:55] Let me get a new target for you. Oh, thank you. Yes. Wow, look at the spread.

[04:10:01] Stephen is back. You want to keep your target? No, I could throw it away. My friend Maya,

[04:10:06] she runs an animal sanctuary. I think she'd be a little sad if she saw that I was shooting sharks

[04:10:11] And I'm engaged to her by the way, but unfortunately she lost the ring

[04:10:19] Yeah, I feel like look at all these these sharks that I shot

[04:10:29] So I'm gonna give you a new target so that we can see where you go. Oh good. Good. Yes. So have a good idea

[04:10:33] So just for reference he mentioned it earlier on rifle slide. Uh-huh. So yard is how far it is, right? Okay

[04:10:40] So, average shooting distance with a handgun is like 3, 5, 7, 10, 15.

[04:10:46] This is 20.

[04:10:47] Okay, so that's far.

[04:10:48] For a handgun, it's very far.

[04:10:50] Yeah, that's fine.

[04:10:51] For a handgun, it's pushing the limits of most people's performance.

[04:10:54] Uh-oh.

[04:10:55] Most people can't even hit this big a piece of paper at 20 with a handgun.

[04:10:58] Wait, really?

[04:10:59] Yes, sorry.

[04:11:00] Okay, we'll see if I can do it.

[04:11:01] I believe you're just watching me with the shotgun.

[04:11:03] Yes.

[04:11:04] I'm sure you can do it.

[04:11:05] Oh my gosh.

[04:11:06] How many bullets are you giving me for this one so I can do a prediction in my chat?

[04:11:09] in my chat. Well, I'm trying to choose because I have a lot if you want to show that. I

[04:11:13] maybe I'll do like five. I have like almost a couple hundred. Wow, it's amazing. I could

[04:11:18] just do five rounds. You can shoot as much as you want. That's so nice. Thank you, Alex.

[04:11:22] So I'll do two first just so you get comfortable. Okay. And then I'll load you a full 10. Okay.

[04:11:27] You can go buck wild, okay? Oh, buck wild. But not buckshot wild. No buckshot here.

[04:11:33] But shot or buck shot buck buck shot is um is unallowed it's not allowed here

[04:11:39] That's what I learned from our butt shots allowed on screen. Oh, yes. Yes, please. Yes. That's great

[04:11:46] Oh, yes, all the books are welcome. I do love butt shots

[04:11:50] Yes, give it up out

[04:11:54] Okay, yeah, if you hold it here is perfect

[04:11:56] Thank you, Alex

[04:11:57] I'll hold it back up

[04:11:58] It's you're gonna load exactly the same as you loaded the handgun. Okay if you're familiar

[04:12:02] Yes, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna load it for you. Okay, so I'm a magazine

[04:12:06] Same like you did earlier make sure you have your head up all the way, okay?

[04:12:09] Yep, and as you know, you already keep your finger off the chair if you're ready to shoot, okay?

[04:12:13] Yeah, so the safety will be off all you have to do is pick it up

[04:12:17] You're gonna look move this like you saw what he's done

[04:12:19] You're gonna look through the screen till you see the little dot easy with a little down the mud of the paper

[04:12:23] Okay, okay, perfect. You've got this number. You only have two rounds. Okay, okay two equals two and I'll hold it for you

[04:12:29] to get you the best angle. Thank you Alex. Alright. Oh you can see people talking. Yeah

[04:12:34] there's the chat and then how would you recommend the hand like this? So if you can put this

[04:12:39] meter hand all the way up. Yep there you go and if you can't put this one right here

[04:12:43] there you go and squeeze your fingers together like you're giving your fingers a hug. Wonderful

[04:12:48] perfect yeah just like that perfect good job. And then silence or safety down. Safety is

[04:12:53] already down for you. Okay. All you're going to do is put the little red dot on the piece

[04:12:56] Okay, and then when you're ready you can go ahead and shoot fire I love that

[04:13:04] Okay, there you go. That was too perfect how that feel easy

[04:13:09] How I can get permission from them if it's okay, but probably not

[04:13:12] Since it's only us can't you shoot one around with?

[04:13:16] no ears just a

[04:13:18] There's just us. I want to get okay, so you guys just us so just one like one or two on supply

[04:13:24] Oh, oh, exciting.

[04:13:27] So technically, this isn't allowed when you're shooting.

[04:13:29] You always won't have ears and eye protection all the time.

[04:13:32] I can hear now.

[04:13:33] Because we're the only ones here.

[04:13:35] OK.

[04:13:35] And there's no one else shooting.

[04:13:37] They have allowed us to let you shoot this

[04:13:41] suppressed without hearing protection.

[04:13:43] Ooh, how juicy.

[04:13:44] It's only because it's suppressed.

[04:13:46] Yes, it's because it's suppressed.

[04:13:49] They've been, this is kind of crazy, isn't it?

[04:13:53] All of our ears are off!

[04:13:55] So, you know those, um, the 4th of July little fire snapper things,

[04:14:00] like the white ones you throw on the ground?

[04:14:02] Yeah.

[04:14:03] That's kinda what it'll sound like.

[04:14:04] Okay. Okay, I like that.

[04:14:06] And usually those scare me so I'm used to it.

[04:14:08] Now that's what I'm saying, it's only if it's shooting supersonic.

[04:14:10] Are you shooting supersonic?

[04:14:11] Yes.

[04:14:12] I'm gonna give her, oh no, supers and one sub.

[04:14:14] Okay, cool.

[04:14:15] So, sub-sonic is gonna be moving a little under 700 feet per second.

[04:14:20] Well, I think Sonic himself would probably move a thousand, don't you think?

[04:14:28] That's why it's called Sub-Sonic.

[04:14:31] Can you get it? Because Sonic is really fast.

[04:14:38] Oh, and you're giving ten, Alex?

[04:14:40] The next one I'll put ten. For this one, you're only three, okay?

[04:14:43] Okay, cool, cool.

[04:14:44] But I'll be loaded for you so you can shoot in the sunset.

[04:14:47] Okay.

[04:14:48] Steven, do you like my jokes?

[04:14:52] I don't know if I can handle this amount of punishment.

[04:14:57] Oh! Punishment! Got it! I'll keep that in mind. No!

[04:15:03] Wait, punishment. Wait, wait, what's the joke? What's the joke?

[04:15:07] PUN-PUNISHMENT!

[04:15:09] Oh, now you got it!

[04:15:11] I get it! That's a good one, Steven! You're very, very smart!

[04:15:15] I can't even think about that, get it?

[04:15:17] Cause it's puns?

[04:15:18] Oh, you bet.

[04:15:19] Okay, wow!

[04:15:20] That was awesome!

[04:15:22] Wait, uh, see what?

[04:15:24] I have a new joke.

[04:15:26] Why?

[04:15:28] Why couldn't the toilet paper

[04:15:30] cross the road?

[04:15:32] Why?

[04:15:33] Cause it got stuck in a crack.

[04:15:36] Get it?

[04:15:38] I got one for you.

[04:15:40] Okay.

[04:15:41] Where does bad lights go?

[04:15:44] Where?

[04:15:46] Prism.

[04:15:47] Oh, that's a good one! That's a good one because...

[04:15:50] Prism?

[04:15:51] It's a light sentence.

[04:15:53] Bad light in prism.

[04:15:55] Ha ha!

[04:15:56] Good one!

[04:15:57] Did I hit it, Alex? Oh, I missed it.

[04:15:59] Unfortunately, you did not.

[04:16:00] Oh, I missed it.

[04:16:01] Okay.

[04:16:02] Unfortunately, you did not.

[04:16:03] Okay, this time I'll do better.

[04:16:05] Well, this time I'll just focus on the sound.

[04:16:07] It's a light sentence.

[04:16:08] Okay, yes, yes. The sound will be really cool.

[04:16:09] Yes.

[04:16:10] Thank you, Alex.

[04:16:11] So the first two will work like normal. The very last one will be very quiet.

[04:16:16] Okay. It will malfunction on you. Okay. But it's okay. It's ready for that.

[04:16:21] Alright. Okay. It's ready for you. It's loaded just like earlier. Grab it. Okay. Keep your

[04:16:26] finger outside and hold it like you did earlier. This? Hug? That looks good to me.

[04:16:31] That looks interesting. Sir. Okay. Safety down. Safety's off. Okay.

[04:16:38] Oh, that's nice!

[04:16:39] So that's supersonic.

[04:16:40] Still very quiet.

[04:16:41] Yeah, very quiet.

[04:16:42] So you must have one more supersonic.

[04:16:43] Okay.

[04:16:44] And this next one should be subsonic.

[04:16:45] Subsonic.

[04:16:46] Give me one second.

[04:16:47] No problem.

[04:16:48] I might have to put it on the function.

[04:16:50] So, even because it's so little gas, it probably didn't cycle all the way.

[04:17:02] All right.

[04:17:03] This one's going to be very quiet.

[04:17:06] Wow, really?

[04:17:07] It's like a little mosquito bite.

[04:17:13] Yes.

[04:17:14] You can hear it rip through the paper on that last one.

[04:17:17] I hit the paper?

[04:17:18] Yeah, that last one you can hear that it hit the paper at the end.

[04:17:20] Oh, cool.

[04:17:21] I'm a little deaf.

[04:17:22] Wow, that is so nice.

[04:17:24] Be quiet.

[04:17:25] So thank you for them allowing us to do this.

[04:17:27] Thank you, Steven.

[04:17:28] Thank you, Hugh.

[04:17:29] Of course.

[04:17:30] To do this is not very common for indoor rangers.

[04:17:31] Yeah.

[04:17:32] This is so nice.

[04:17:33] I'll just show this experience with everybody.

[04:17:35] Yeah, that was so...

[04:17:36] I like the, I like the silenced ones.

[04:17:38] So quiet.

[04:17:39] Okay, I'm going to try.

[04:17:40] Okay, yes.

[04:17:41] Thank you, Alex.

[04:17:43] Oh, here.

[04:17:44] Thank you so much.

[04:17:45] And then, uh, okay.

[04:17:47] Now I have to scream again.

[04:17:49] I'll be back, Alex.

[04:17:50] Which one did you bring, Steven?

[04:17:53] I have 22 rifle.

[04:17:54] Okay.

[04:17:55] And the suppressor.

[04:17:57] What the heck is that?

[04:18:00] It looks like something from the movie Alien.

[04:18:03] I'm surprised to know that movie.

[04:18:04] Yes, I've seen that one, because it's a horror movie.

[04:18:08] Right, right?

[04:18:09] Yes.

[04:18:10] And, or it looks like something from Dune, which, by the way,

[04:18:13] is not a good franchise.

[04:18:16] You don't like Dune?

[04:18:17] I think it's boring.

[04:18:19] I fell asleep.

[04:18:20] That's a shame.

[04:18:22] Yeah, Dune 2, I think it was right during the black and white

[04:18:26] part.

[04:18:26] It was a very important part, and I fell asleep.

[04:18:30] I know they're not allowed, but he's one of our fellows.

[04:18:31] Because it's a three-hour movie.

[04:18:34] All right. Wow, it's so thin. It looks cute. Yeah

[04:18:40] Okay

[04:18:41] Very simple magazine goes in the gun. That's a magazine. Yep. Wow

[04:18:48] Racket this is your safety rotate it down. You're on fire. Okay. Oh

[04:18:54] Now when it goes click and no bang

[04:18:59] That means check safety

[04:19:01] Make sure nothing's in there.

[04:19:03] Okay.

[04:19:03] Then move it back to the safe position.

[04:19:05] Cool.

[04:19:05] Okay?

[04:19:06] The safety's not going to want to move if the hammer's forward.

[04:19:10] Uh-huh.

[04:19:10] So you're pulling the hammer back, the internal hammer.

[04:19:13] As you pull that back as you check for clear,

[04:19:16] then you can move it back to the safe position.

[04:19:18] Okay?

[04:19:18] Cool.

[04:19:19] I'll hold the weight away from you.

[04:19:20] I'll go ahead and load it for you.

[04:19:22] Thank you.

[04:19:24] Is it a loud or soft gun?

[04:19:26] Soft.

[04:19:26] Oh, perfect.

[04:19:27] I love it.

[04:19:28] And I'm shooting pigs.

[04:19:30] I imagine that's why there's no more.

[04:19:31] Oh, I'm sorry, Maya.

[04:19:33] Wild boar, those are bad animals.

[04:19:35] Why?

[04:19:36] Because they eat other animals.

[04:19:38] They can, yes, they'll also try and eat you.

[04:19:41] Whoa!

[04:19:42] That's not good.

[04:19:43] Wild hogs are an invasive species

[04:19:47] across the United States.

[04:19:48] Safe for, I think, Kathleen is natural,

[04:19:51] or are they one of the same?

[04:19:52] OK.

[04:19:53] I don't remember, actually.

[04:19:54] Whatever.

[04:19:55] No, so here in Texas, wild hogs are an invasive species.

[04:19:59] And they're so, so prevalent that there are more wild hogs

[04:20:04] in the state of Texas than there are people.

[04:20:06] No way!

[04:20:07] Yes, way.

[04:20:07] How come I've never seen a hog before?

[04:20:09] Well, they usually steer clear of urban areas.

[04:20:11] Ah, interesting.

[04:20:12] Usually, usually.

[04:20:13] Wow.

[04:20:15] And so one single pig can cause $5,000 worth of damages

[04:20:20] to crops.

[04:20:21] No, we love crops.

[04:20:24] Well, yeah, we want to eat.

[04:20:25] Yeah, yeah, we're hungry.

[04:20:27] So, and they travel in hordes.

[04:20:30] Horses.

[04:20:31] Yeah, you can see like 60 of them together.

[04:20:33] Oh my God.

[04:20:35] And so it's actually a big industry here in Texas

[04:20:38] to come together and hunt them.

[04:20:39] Wow, okay.

[04:20:40] It's open season all year long for them.

[04:20:42] Okay, good.

[04:20:44] So I will practice now.

[04:20:47] Now this really wouldn't do much to a hawk.

[04:20:50] Oh yeah, it'll barely hit him.

[04:20:53] It'll really piss them off.

[04:20:54] Oh, it'll just go on with their day.

[04:20:56] Okay, where do I grab it?

[04:20:59] Okay, so here, take this back and I'll show you.

[04:21:02] Okay.

[04:21:03] I can be the cameraman, you guys can hold the camera

[04:21:05] for me if you want.

[04:21:05] Oh, don't worry, Ali, that's so sweet.

[04:21:07] I don't want to make it summer.

[04:21:09] This is your handle.

[04:21:10] Oh.

[04:21:11] Okay.

[04:21:12] Your pinky, ring and middle finger will go around,

[04:21:15] thumb and index both on the same side.

[04:21:17] Okay.

[04:21:18] Left hand goes underneath the, the, the, uh.

[04:21:21] It's so cute.

[04:21:22] Okay.

[04:21:23] Yeah.

[04:21:24] shoulder it is normal. Looking good, looking good. This little green dot with

[04:21:31] the two orange dots in the back. It's lining up iron sights, just like normal.

[04:21:35] Easy. Okay. Now as your shoulder, that's where you can use your index finger here

[04:21:42] to rotate that safety. Yep. Okay. Yep. Okay. Should I go hog hunting on string? Oh

[04:21:51] Oh wow, I love this.

[04:21:56] Nice and-

[04:21:57] Move forward.

[04:21:59] There we go.

[04:22:01] Move this thumb on the same side.

[04:22:03] This is a different type of handle from an AR

[04:22:05] or that semi-soccer.

[04:22:06] Like this?

[04:22:07] Yes, like that.

[04:22:09] Okay.

[04:22:10] Is this, is the thingy off?

[04:22:12] Yes, safety is off.

[04:22:16] Line up those sights.

[04:22:18] Die, whore.

[04:22:20] Oh, amazing!

[04:22:35] Alright, now check the chamber.

[04:22:38] Actually look in there, see if there's anything in the chamber.

[04:22:42] Nope.

[04:22:43] Nothing.

[04:22:44] Cool. Now move the safety back.

[04:22:46] Wow!

[04:22:47] That was so nice, Stephen.

[04:22:49] Easy peasy!

[04:22:51] Easy peasy.

[04:22:53] Taking out the magazines pretty simple.

[04:22:55] See the sort of hook right here?

[04:22:57] What I like to do is use my pinky,

[04:22:59] rest it behind there,

[04:23:01] lift up, and that'll just allow the magazine to fall in my hand.

[04:23:03] Easy.

[04:23:05] Check this out.

[04:23:07] Wow! More magazines!

[04:23:09] Yep.

[04:23:11] That's cool.

[04:23:13] Oh!

[04:23:15] Nice, David.

[04:23:26] Frickin' epic sauce.

[04:23:28] Even more!

[04:23:31] It is fine here.

[04:23:33] Safety's on.

[04:23:34] More for me?

[04:23:35] More for you.

[04:23:36] Okay.

[04:23:37] Good, line up the sights, keep them nice and level.

[04:23:48] Sleepy off? Is it off?

[04:23:52] There we go.

[04:24:08] I can't really...

[04:24:12] All right, that's him more for you.

[04:24:20] Wham!

[04:24:22] One shot, one kill.

[04:24:24] Hey, family, you do better than most people shooting on the radio.

[04:24:27] You think so, Alex?

[04:24:28] You do a lot better than most people on the radio.

[04:24:31] Really?

[04:24:32] Is that true, Steven?

[04:24:33] It is.

[04:24:34] Thank you!

[04:24:35] Right, Murray, Mark, so if you look at the ceiling.

[04:24:37] Uh-huh.

[04:24:38] It's not as bad as the pistol slide, but there's holes in the ceiling for people shooting.

[04:24:40] How could they go all the way over there?

[04:24:45] Yeah, I could I wouldn't hit the ceiling obviously that'd be so silly

[04:24:50] Thank you

[04:25:10] Oh

[04:25:18] Yeah, she was the target clip oopsies that was totally my what I wanted to do

[04:25:25] Yeah, they

[04:25:27] Shouldn't be what you want to do each of those target clips is 50 cents. Oh gosh. I will keep that in mind

[04:25:33] It's a lot of sighted now. Did we get all the boars the wild hogs?

[04:25:40] Oh, no.

[04:25:44] Yippee.

[04:25:46] Oh, um.

[04:25:49] Look like number of your shots were going higher and higher.

[04:25:54] We finally hit the clip.

[04:25:56] I got him in the liver or whatever.

[04:26:00] I was I was the one I was aiming at the lower the lower.

[04:26:03] Oh, this is probably yours.

[04:26:04] Yeah, that's the heart.

[04:26:06] Okay, get the stomach.

[04:26:09] not bad that was awesome thank you Steven I was going wee wee wee wee wee wee like

[04:26:18] in France we all the way home like the little piggies oh I like piggies

[04:26:27] oh wait three piggies in the wolf you said no like like you do with babies

[04:26:34] they're very young kids this little piggy went to market with your foot with

[04:26:37] your toes yeah yes yes yes I do that we all the way home oh yeah and then well

[04:26:44] my feet are like Doritos so I don't think my parents ever did that to me but

[04:26:48] I saw people do that

[04:26:51] You want to have a mix, Steven?

[04:26:56] Oh, okay, I'll just stop.

[04:26:59] No, this doesn't get that hot.

[04:27:02] Nice.

[04:27:03] Your hands are really, really strong.

[04:27:06] They can hold my mic like, bitching.

[04:27:09] Beautiful.

[04:27:11] Thank you, Steven, that was amazing.

[04:27:14] Depending on what.

[04:27:16] Okay, I'll shoot one more with Alex, and then, and then Dwight.

[04:27:20] Are you going to stay here?

[04:27:22] Do you want me to?

[04:27:23] Yeah, sure.

[04:27:24] Sure.

[04:27:25] Okay, Alex, maybe we'll do the Amazon gun.

[04:27:27] Yeah.

[04:27:28] I'm more than welcome to hang on until they close if he has to go to work.

[04:27:31] Oh.

[04:27:32] I'm fine either way.

[04:27:33] I'm here to hang out.

[04:27:34] Oh, yeah.

[04:27:35] I'll do one Amazon gun hit and then that should be good for me.

[04:27:38] I mean, you could shoot.

[04:27:39] I literally have like a thousand bullets.

[04:27:43] Wow.

[04:27:44] I got a Glock! That's so cool!

[04:27:54] And earlier you said something about shooting a Glock. I also have a Glock.

[04:27:58] Stemton's also carrying a Glock. Wow.

[04:28:00] So this is my personal gun. These are all my personal guns. But this is my personal carry

[04:28:06] gun. This is what I carry with me every day. Okay. Wow.

[04:28:10] It's a Glock 19 with a rating ramjet and a hollow suboptic on it.

[04:28:15] That's crazy. Nice Glock.

[04:28:17] You can shoot that too as well.

[04:28:19] So you can shoot whatever you want as much as you want.

[04:28:21] Oh, thank you. That was very nice.

[04:28:23] Let's hang it out.

[04:28:24] Let's try the Glock.

[04:28:26] Yeah, so it's similar to shooting this one, but there's no silencer.

[04:28:31] Uh-huh. Okay, yeah.

[04:28:32] We're gonna shoot at 9mm.

[04:28:35] Remember, we are farther than normal.

[04:28:36] Okay.

[04:28:37] So you might not hit the paper. Do not be discouraged.

[04:28:39] Okay. Yeah, I will not be discouraged. That's totally fine.

[04:28:43] Cool. So we'll shoot this one and then we'll move to this one. Okay, the Amazon one.

[04:28:47] Yeah, so this is, um, so what Stephen was saying earlier,

[04:28:51] how like these are classified, his is classified as a pistol. Uh-huh. Even though it looks like these, right? Uh-huh.

[04:28:55] So all the mine are classified as short barrel rifles. Ah,

[04:28:59] yes, yes. So the mine are the ones that he was talking about with all the

[04:29:03] laws and the financial. I remember that. So

[04:29:07] Are you comfortable loading this like that by yourself?

[04:29:09] Yes!

[04:29:10] Okay, so I'm gonna lock it back, okay?

[04:29:12] Oh!

[04:29:12] I'm gonna do the magazine out, okay?

[04:29:13] Okay.

[04:29:14] We're gonna load it.

[04:29:15] Got it.

[04:29:15] And then rack it, and then you can shoot.

[04:29:17] Yep.

[04:29:18] Similar to what all these guys, all my stuff has little dots on it.

[04:29:21] Okay.

[04:29:21] So, like he was explaining earlier, I think his was green.

[04:29:24] And then this is red?

[04:29:25] This one, most of these are red.

[04:29:27] Oh!

[04:29:28] Oh, it's okay.

[04:29:29] He was doing great.

[04:29:33] Okay, got it, red.

[04:29:35] Yeah.

[04:29:36] Mine's green, sorry.

[04:29:37] Oh great, green's good too.

[04:29:39] I like everything.

[04:29:41] What was the last one Steven brought?

[04:29:43] That's a rifle.

[04:29:45] What's that one?

[04:29:46] 10-22 rifle.

[04:29:47] 10-22 rifle.

[04:29:48] A Ruger 10-22 with that stock that he has,

[04:29:51] it's called like a backpacker stock.

[04:29:53] I don't know if you saw it,

[04:29:54] but he broke it down and he could stab.

[04:29:55] Yeah.

[04:29:56] And you saw what's called the stock is,

[04:29:58] he folded it up.

[04:30:00] And that little thing that's cool about that is,

[04:30:02] is that you saw it can hold those little magazines.

[04:30:05] So let's say you don't have a place to put all these guys.

[04:30:08] Oh, yes, yes, yes, it's a little backpack.

[04:30:09] Yeah, so it'll be in the rifle.

[04:30:12] So if you're hunting or like surviving in like apocalypse

[04:30:15] or whatever, you can get extra ammo to shoot squirrels.

[04:30:19] Oh, the squirrels.

[04:30:20] Yeah, so I'll hold it for you and then you can

[04:30:22] feel free to shoot as much as you want.

[04:30:24] Thank you, Alex.

[04:30:25] Yeah, you're welcome.

[04:30:26] Is he safe, okay?

[04:30:27] Yes.

[04:30:28] If you don't hurt yourself.

[04:30:30] If you can, before you put the magazine,

[04:30:31] put your hand up more there, yeah.

[04:30:34] Wonderful, good.

[04:30:39] Yep, and then go from the top like that

[04:30:41] and just pull it back in like that.

[04:30:43] Watch your fingers yet, okay?

[04:30:44] Yep, pull it, there you go.

[04:30:46] Perfect.

[04:30:47] Okay.

[04:30:48] And then the safety's on the left?

[04:30:50] There's no safety on this one.

[04:30:51] Okay.

[04:30:51] So yeah, have your forefingers hug your other fingers

[04:30:53] and your thumb on the other side, perfect.

[04:30:55] That's good to me.

[04:30:57] All right, switch your pants.

[04:30:59] Oh yeah, there you go.

[04:31:01] Take your time, go slow with this one

[04:31:03] because it's pretty far, okay?

[04:31:04] It'll be loud.

[04:31:06] Oh, that's what you did good.

[04:31:07] OK.

[04:31:08] Jam.

[04:31:08] Oh, jam?

[04:31:09] OK, give me one second.

[04:31:11] Emily, can you hold your camera for me?

[04:31:13] Yep.

[04:31:14] Thank you.

[04:31:17] So what happened is you had a malfunction.

[04:31:22] You got a malfunction because it's not really lip-wristened,

[04:31:25] but if you can when you stand, have your arms more straight

[04:31:32] and lock them out.

[04:31:33] Not like a chicken.

[04:31:34] Yeah.

[04:31:35] Okay, no chicken.

[04:31:36] And the way you're standing was good, the way you're standing.

[04:31:37] Okay.

[04:31:38] You can lean forward a little bit as well.

[04:31:39] Okay.

[04:31:40] And try to keep it like forward as much as you can up here.

[04:31:42] Got it.

[04:31:43] Yeah, pretend like you're trying to push somebody like this.

[04:31:44] Okay.

[04:31:45] Push away, yeah.

[04:31:46] Yeah, but you're doing it with your gun.

[04:31:47] No limp wrists.

[04:31:48] Yeah.

[04:31:49] So then when you're holding the gun, so this time we'll be like that, right?

[04:31:53] Yeah.

[04:31:54] Your other fingers?

[04:31:55] Uh-huh.

[04:31:56] Pretend they're friends.

[04:31:57] What are you doing to your friends?

[04:31:58] Hug!

[04:31:59] Give them a hug.

[04:32:00] Oh, how sweet.

[04:32:01] Right?

[04:32:02] Well, with these thumbs, if you can, put this one somewhere right here, and you can put

[04:32:07] your other thumb like this.

[04:32:09] Okay.

[04:32:10] So you're pointing your thumb that way.

[04:32:11] Easy.

[04:32:12] If you can, okay?

[04:32:13] Yes, got it.

[04:32:14] And when you put your hand up here, try to make sure you put the meat of your hand as

[04:32:16] far up as you can.

[04:32:17] Meaty.

[04:32:18] Yeah, but don't have it behind here, because it'll bite you.

[04:32:20] Yeah, I've done that before though, so it's okay.

[04:32:22] So go ahead and do it again.

[04:32:25] You did great though.

[04:32:26] Thank you, Alex.

[04:32:28] Meaty.

[04:32:29] Meaty?

[04:32:31] Hey, wife!

[04:32:37] You gonna pull some more?

[04:32:39] Hold it a little bit harder?

[04:32:41] There you go.

[04:32:43] Hug?

[04:32:45] Up?

[04:32:47] Yeah.

[04:32:49] No limp wrists?

[04:32:51] Keep your arms strong, like a straight, okay?

[04:32:53] I'm back!

[04:32:55] I've got another malfunction.

[04:32:57] What did I do wrong?

[04:32:59] It may not be you. It may just be the gun.

[04:33:03] How can you tell that it was malfunctioning, Stephen?

[04:33:06] Uh, simple.

[04:33:08] Ah, of course.

[04:33:12] So, pretending my left...

[04:33:17] I don't know.

[04:33:20] ...like this.

[04:33:23] Okay.

[04:33:24] Oh, so that's how you know?

[04:33:25] Yeah.

[04:33:26] I got it.

[04:33:31] Smart, David. Very smart.

[04:33:35] Go ahead and make it.

[04:33:37] I got it.

[04:33:39] Really?

[04:33:41] I might get a little bit of use to it. Go ahead, I'll hold it for you.

[04:33:44] Okay. My phone is bugging. One second.

[04:33:46] Nope, I'll take your time.

[04:33:48] I'll be back.

[04:33:49] Okay.

[04:33:51] Thank you, Alex.

[04:33:52] You're welcome.

[04:33:56] oh yeah yeah that's okay and then stick your hand up higher somewhere you're

[04:34:01] more and more wonderful that's a part yep there you go

[04:34:11] that was weird

[04:34:14] if anyone's looking next to us they think something else was happening right now

[04:34:19] Oh, my God.

[04:34:21] That's really good.

[04:34:23] You just spray it around.

[04:34:25] You're good.

[04:34:27] You can.

[04:34:35] You know how earlier, you can hold the gun.

[04:34:38] If you can, pinch and pull back as hard as you can.

[04:34:41] Look at it earlier.

[04:34:43] Keep your finger outside.

[04:34:45] There you go. Let go.

[04:34:47] it's not all good.

[04:34:48] All right, go ahead.

[04:34:57] Okay.

[04:34:58] Meet.

[04:34:59] You're doing great.

[04:35:00] Meat.

[04:35:12] You're doing great.

[04:35:18] How many rounds does it hold?

[04:35:20] I think I put it in the 40-15.

[04:35:22] Wow.

[04:35:24] You're doing great.

[04:35:26] I'm trying to hit the... I hope it's a work egg.

[04:35:28] So hold on, let me give you some advice.

[04:35:30] Uh huh.

[04:35:30] So tell me, where is the green dot at where you're looking at?

[04:35:33] In the middle of the target.

[04:35:34] OK, the middle of the target.

[04:35:35] So if you can, with your finger, with your finger,

[04:35:38] slowly put it on the trigger.

[04:35:40] But don't like ram it back.

[04:35:41] Slowly push it down.

[04:35:47] There you go.

[04:35:48] Did I do it?

[04:35:49] The malfunction to get.

[04:35:50] So.

[04:35:52] Thank you, Alex.

[04:35:53] You're welcome.

[04:35:54] Oh, my god.

[04:35:56] Your handguns are a lot harder to shoot. Do you want to switch to this one? This will be a lot easier.

[04:36:00] Uh, yeah, sure. We'll do that as our last one.

[04:36:03] Okay, the final rifle, Steven.

[04:36:06] Alright.

[04:36:07] Are you going to give it a shot as well?

[04:36:08] He's more than welcome to shoot my stuff.

[04:36:10] I'm not allowed to shoot customers' guns, unfortunately.

[04:36:13] Oh, yeah, that's right. I remember working.

[04:36:14] Now I'm working.

[04:36:15] Now I'm working.

[04:36:16] So I will demonstrate for you so you can see the bullets for the camera.

[04:36:20] It's the Amazon gun.

[04:36:21] Yeah.

[04:36:22] I like the parts and pieces, not the gun itself.

[04:36:26] Yes, yes, okay, well you cannot buy a gun on Amazon. Oh

[04:36:31] I actually thought we could no, okay. That's better to know I got a little nervous

[04:36:43] Oh good

[04:36:47] Thank you, Alice. Thank you, Stephen. Of course. This is always a always a fun time hanging out here at shady. Oh

[04:36:56] If that's what I would say if I was happy, but I'm emo.

[04:37:02] Oh, is that what you're doing today?

[04:37:04] Yes, I'm an emo girl.

[04:37:08] It was whatever.

[04:37:11] What are those silly, funny ears?

[04:37:15] No fun allowed here.

[04:37:19] Not allowed to laugh and have fun.

[04:37:22] Correct, only sadness.

[04:37:24] That's only sadness is correct.

[04:37:26] As you can see, we're all very sad here.

[04:37:28] No! Happy, happy!

[04:37:31] Too cool to have third.

[04:37:34] Yeah, just so that way you feel a little more clear.

[04:37:36] Oh, you put them right over here?

[04:37:38] I was trying to hear a sad joke on the way home.

[04:37:40] Yes.

[04:37:41] And I said a sad song on the way home.

[04:37:43] Okay.

[04:37:44] Do you know the band, The Bee Gees?

[04:37:46] Stay in the Love?

[04:37:48] Yes.

[04:37:49] So, that was them in the 70s.

[04:37:50] Okay.

[04:37:51] In the 60s, they were a very different vibe.

[04:37:53] Okay? A lot more, uh, um...

[04:37:56] Emo.

[04:37:57] Uh, you could say that in a modern sense, but that made a lot of ballads.

[04:38:01] Okay, ballads.

[04:38:03] One of their best sad songs is called, I Started a Joke.

[04:38:07] Okay.

[04:38:09] Listen to it on the way home.

[04:38:10] I Started a Joke?

[04:38:12] By the Bee Gees.

[04:38:12] Okay, I remember that.

[04:38:14] Thank you, Stephen.

[04:38:17] Yes, I'll put it on the way home.

[04:38:19] I'll listen to, I Started a Joke.

[04:38:22] chat will remind me okay amazon gun so i'll shoot a couple rounds just so that

[04:38:27] way they can see what it looks like yes please okay great um

[04:38:31] for you probably i don't know but maybe some of your viewers do uh-huh you

[04:38:35] probably seen the gun part of what the name is it's very popular it's called

[04:38:39] an HK MP5 this isn't exactly like that but there's

[04:38:43] some things you can do that are similar to it where you can

[04:38:46] cock the gun back with a little handle and you can slap it to load it

[04:38:50] Uh-huh so so you can do it that way if you want you don't have to yes, so

[04:38:58] 35 rounds wow we're not at 35 okay um

[04:39:03] So let me make sure everything's on real quick. Oh, they know it from Call of Duty. Oh, this looks cool

[04:39:08] Look at this gun. There's so much space in there

[04:39:12] The mp5 slap

[04:39:14] Yeah, this one isn't an MP5, but it's you can do the slap. It's it's kind of a clone. Yeah, the slapping clone

[04:39:21] I did you know there's a call of duty zombies?

[04:39:26] Yes

[04:39:27] Yes, I grew up with it. Yes, and did you know that your rage gaming the twitch streamer says that he can get round 50 easily?

[04:39:35] I don't know about that. I don't know. I don't know the game anymore.

[04:39:40] Yeah, so he says he can get to round 50 in 24 hours, especially with me as his teammate.

[04:39:48] I'm hot-swapping the battery real quick.

[04:39:51] Don't you think he could?

[04:39:53] Maybe. I don't know who this person is. I will neither confirm nor deny.

[04:39:59] Thank you, Steve Rock Obama.

[04:40:03] That was a Bill Clinton impression.

[04:40:05] What?

[04:40:06] She might not know.

[04:40:07] Oh, I thought that was Barack.

[04:40:09] Okay, hold on.

[04:40:10] I want Barack.

[04:40:11] Oh.

[04:40:12] Let me be clear.

[04:40:13] Oh, okay.

[04:40:14] Yeah.

[04:40:15] Now to confirm, Gordon and I.

[04:40:16] Ah.

[04:40:17] Now she gets a little bit of it.

[04:40:19] That's right.

[04:40:20] That's right.

[04:40:21] Thank you very much, Barack.

[04:40:23] Obama.

[04:40:24] Oh, I forgot that one.

[04:40:27] Oh, Bill Clinton.

[04:40:28] That was when Bill Clinton got caught.

[04:40:31] Yes.

[04:40:32] Yes, but what was her name?

[04:40:36] Monica.

[04:40:37] Monica.

[04:40:38] Monica Lewinsky.

[04:40:39] Yes.

[04:40:40] Honestly, if anything else, she was more of a victim.

[04:40:44] Yeah.

[04:40:45] Didn't she get hella bullied?

[04:40:47] Yeah.

[04:40:48] Ta-da.

[04:40:49] Well, I'm changing battery.

[04:40:50] Oh, don't worry.

[04:40:51] What's the battery for, Alex?

[04:40:53] For the screen.

[04:40:55] Cool.

[04:40:56] Is there electronic?

[04:40:57] Very cool.

[04:40:58] That's extra battery.

[04:41:00] Oh, perfect.

[04:41:01] perfect. Steven, do you know what's the number after 66? Okay, so you do know the memes.

[04:41:09] How can I not? Oh, I'm just making it. We'll say this. We'll say this. So the best rebuttal

[04:41:18] I've seen of that meme was from one of the guys that placed the Grinch in the Universal

[04:41:23] Studios Resort. Okay. Right? Okay. So a bunch of little kids went up to him and went six,

[04:41:28] So what he did in response to them that really pissed them off, and it was fabulous. Why was a

[04:41:34] eight nine

[04:41:36] So anytime that I don't go eight nine. I don't get it

[04:41:40] What what what numbers come after seven? Oh eight nine?

[04:41:44] Yeah

[04:41:46] Okay, that's a good one. Okay, so now eight nine is the new six seven eight nine

[04:41:52] He started here. He did it. Now he started with the guy that placed the Grinch Universal Studio in Detroit.

[04:41:58] 8'9". Oh, that's funny.

[04:42:00] It doesn't matter. You put it on the internet, so you started.

[04:42:03] He put it on the internet.

[04:42:04] Is it?

[04:42:05] It's not even started yet.

[04:42:06] Don't touch it.

[04:42:07] Okay. I'm not too much on it.

[04:42:09] It doesn't tick that.

[04:42:11] Okay, go ahead, Alex.

[04:42:13] So when you grab it just like earlier?

[04:42:14] Yes.

[04:42:15] You want to put your meat all the way up here?

[04:42:16] Okay.

[04:42:17] And like with your the rife on the shackle or you want the spot in your shoulder roughly on your chest area?

[04:42:21] got it and then the magazine will go in here like that and this thought this one

[04:42:27] the safety if it's down like this where it's blocking your finger a little bit

[04:42:29] okay safety's on if it's up safety's off okay for other people in the chat who

[04:42:35] like guns like a reverse AK safety duh I knew that so then we'll do that the

[04:42:40] slap oh the slap so I'm gonna just shoot you around just so you can see what it

[04:42:45] looks like and how it sounds okay okay it's not super quiet but it's quieter than

[04:42:49] the glove. It's still very loud. Oh, hear that rumble, hear that roar. I don't know exactly how many rounds are in there, but shoot the whole thing. Okay. And you can go as fast as you want, as slow as you want, as long as you're downrange, okay? Yes. So if you want to go like really quick, hit it a couple times really fast, you can, as slow as you can. So it's the same idea, the big red circle, and there's a little small circle in the middle, okay?

[04:43:19] the safety is this one so push it up up there you go not a safety is off and

[04:43:24] you're ready to shoot okay

[04:43:31] we're doing really good you're hitting the middle of the paper yay I like this

[04:43:36] one

[04:43:49] Uh, oh, okay, I'm sorry.

[04:43:53] You can put it down if you're...

[04:43:56] Wow, thrilling, Alex!

[04:43:59] Thank you so much!

[04:44:01] You're welcome.

[04:44:02] Was that cool?

[04:44:04] Yeah, sounds nice.

[04:44:06] That's the most important thing besides safety.

[04:44:08] Of course, it's to see the results.

[04:44:10] Safety is number one.

[04:44:12] Yes, safety is number one.

[04:44:14] Wow, what a pleasant day!

[04:44:17] so lovely and the reason it's a 20s because of the word the rifle area yes

[04:44:24] so we're limited to 20 but you did good look oh there's some I definitely see

[04:44:30] some center hits wow yeah not too shabby wonderful it's at least one two three

[04:44:43] Yeah. You do better than most people. I have a bull's eye look now. Amazing.

[04:44:49] Alex, thank you so nice to meet you. Thank you so much for letting me

[04:44:54] let me shoot stuff. Thank you Stephen for staying around. How fun!

[04:45:00] Go to the front. Two things are gonna need to happen. Okay. We forgot to sign you in.

[04:45:06] Okay. You need to sign you in. The train needs to scan your ID. Yes. And then you're

[04:45:11] going to pet. Okay, no problem. So with the way this all worked out, yeah, I'm a

[04:45:16] range time in charge of Mrs. Alesson. Oh, you teach me a lot. Right. Flap. So clock

[04:45:23] out on your on your on your card here. Uh huh. Go up to him. Uh huh. And then he'll

[04:45:28] charge you appropriately. Okay, thank you, Stephen. Should be home. I see what time.

[04:45:33] So, for two hours.

[04:45:41] Okay, perfect.

[04:45:42] I'll say for two hours.

[04:45:43] Two hours.

[04:45:44] Yes.

[04:45:45] Please wash your hands.

[04:45:46] Oh, yes.

[04:45:47] Good idea.

[04:45:48] Cold soapy water.

[04:45:50] Why does that have to be cold?

[04:45:52] So, the reason is hot water opens your pores.

[04:45:55] Oh.

[04:45:56] It'll actually help you absorb the lead.

[04:45:58] Oh, God, there's lead in my hands.

[04:46:01] All over your hands.

[04:46:02] your hands. Oh, no, not so much in the air because the way our ventilation system works.

[04:46:06] Nice. It is going to be in your skin. Okay. Wash your hands with cold soapy water. Okay. Okay.

[04:46:11] And the soap we have in our bathrooms is a D lead soap. D lead. It's like if you soap the

[04:46:16] halt, get the lead off. That's so nice. You can put the chat down. Yeah. Yeah. And then wash your

[04:46:22] hands. Put them on mute or run one of your commercials that you have. Got it. Right. Easy peasy.

[04:46:28] I do that same thing when when they're rechecking you in the chat. That's an accidentally see your ID or anything

[04:46:34] Okay, yeah, no worries. I don't really mind. Thank you, Stephen. Of course. Okay. Are you gonna be up there, too?

[04:46:39] I have to stay and watch him cuz you you went over okay, no worries

[04:46:45] Yeah

[04:46:51] Then no, yeah, yeah, my phone is up front. Okay, and well, I'll be there for a little bit

[04:46:58] Okay, okay, I shouldn't be too long since he's packing up. I should be up there within 10 minutes. Okay, sounds good. I'll see you soon

[04:47:05] Bye bye. Bye Alex. Thank you so much. Thank you

[04:47:12] Wow how exciting

[04:47:17] It's already dark I

[04:47:22] Wasn't email at all

[04:47:24] How can I be emo when they were so nice?

[04:47:29] Now I'll be back to being emo.

[04:47:34] Fun, right?

[04:47:36] Yes.

[04:47:40] I'm back!

[04:47:47] Hey, Tray.

[04:47:48] Yeah, that was awesome.

[04:47:50] Oh my god, sorry about that.

[04:47:52] Okay, um, I forgot to sign in, he said.

[04:47:56] Okay, perfect.

[04:48:00] It's a two-hour lesson, says Steven.

[04:48:04] Yes.

[04:48:08] That works.

[04:48:12] Emily Zane.

[04:48:16] Smiley face.

[04:48:20] face. Okay. And then here is, do I have the clock out or something? Okay. Yes, this is

[04:48:33] This is my ID.

[04:48:41] Good to talk.

[04:48:42] My yes.

[04:48:44] Wow.

[04:48:45] It's a girl with a gun here.

[04:48:47] I see a lot of girlies.

[04:48:49] I've arrived.

[04:48:55] Oh, perfect.

[04:48:57] Okay.

[04:48:59] Thanks.

[04:49:01] Oh, yes.

[04:49:02] Um, no worries.

[04:49:05] Okay.

[04:49:06] Not bad at all.

[04:49:09] Yeah.

[04:49:10] You did so much.

[04:49:16] And lovely framers, your bathroom so I can wash my...

[04:49:20] Okay, perfect.

[04:49:21] I'll do that in a second.

[04:49:28] Thank you.

[04:49:29] Oh, they're playing this.

[04:49:36] Oh, no, I'm okay.

[04:49:39] Of course.

[04:49:43] Thank you.

[04:49:45] Thank you, Tray. Have a great night.

[04:49:48] Okay, I'm gonna hopefully wash my hand really fast before Stephen comes.

[04:50:04] Okay, getting lit on all of my appendages.

[04:50:09] Awesome.

[04:50:10] Wash, wash, wash, wash.

[04:50:11] Okay.

[04:50:12] Wash, wash, wash, wash.

[04:50:19] Ew.

[04:50:21] What is the sound of the soap?

[04:50:25] Ew, okay, this is special lead,

[04:50:29] leadless soap or something.

[04:50:35] This feels forbidden.

[04:50:40] Okay.

[04:50:41] cold water because we are going to eat after this okay wait so the lead made the lead got onto my

[04:51:00] into my pores

[04:51:04] okay nice nice

[04:51:06] Guys, quiz, what's that song that Stephen brought up?

[04:51:14] I forgot.

[04:51:15] Can someone help me know what the song name is?

[04:51:19] Something about by the BJs.

[04:51:23] The BJs.

[04:51:26] I got a joke or something.

[04:51:29] I started a joke.

[04:51:30] Oh, good job.

[04:51:31] We will listen to it on the way to Chipotle.

[04:51:34] I want some Chipotle.

[04:51:37] Okay, B.J.

[04:51:39] I started a joke.

[04:51:43] I started a joke.

[04:51:45] Okay, they're all Peroni.

[04:51:48] And now I shall wait for Stephen here.

[04:51:52] Is he here yet?

[04:51:56] Okay, no worries.

[04:51:58] Okay.

[04:52:00] I think, uh, let me see here only for him, okay, wasn't that lovely, I guess.

[04:52:13] It's always nice to hang out with um, Steven.

[04:52:19] It seems like he loves my jokes.

[04:52:23] Chat, you guys kept saying, don't worry Emily, one of your jokes will hit eventually.

[04:52:32] They did hit.

[04:52:35] It's just the way that I deliver the joke might not be the best.

[04:52:40] Okay?

[04:52:41] That's like, keep trying Emily, keep trying another joke.

[04:52:47] You smell that one of them?

[04:52:50] He went bail. He's like bail. Look. It is a bail. I haven't seen James Bond bail.

[04:53:01] Tell him one last one. I keep forgetting all of my jokes that I know. The Sonic

[04:53:10] one was the one I made up on the spot. Pretty cool. Wow guys. One of my family

[04:53:17] friends from Nebraska had a child. Isn't that crazy? Everyone say congratulations.

[04:53:27] Oh she was born at seven pounds and eight ounces. Is that a lot? Oh that's so cute.

[04:53:42] Wow that's really cute. I can't believe they're having kids and everything.

[04:53:47] Yeah, congrats to the new mom

[04:53:52] Her kid is really cute

[04:53:55] Wait, what I?

[04:53:57] Think like I just think kids are so ugly

[04:54:00] But this baby photo the kid is adorable wait. It's like the best day for ever seen I

[04:54:08] Don't baby fever. Hey, man. I'm here. Hello stay man

[04:54:13] Well like, honestly I think the babies are so ugly, but this one's a cute baby!

[04:54:22] A little baby!

[04:54:24] Oh my gosh, adorable!

[04:54:28] So cute!

[04:54:31] Wow, okay.

[04:54:33] I will not show it just in case.

[04:54:36] Oh wait, my ID is gone.

[04:54:38] Wait, no it's not, I have it.

[04:54:41] All right, very fun guys. Where's Steven?

[04:54:48] So anyone have any final jokes?

[04:54:59] He had to kick someone out

[04:55:01] good thing I have a lot of experience and this is um theoretically my sixth time

[04:55:17] shooting guns I've done so much it's been fun though every time we go it's

[04:55:25] always a new time also I remember someone at TwitchCon came up to me and was

[04:55:30] like Emily I love your gun shooting videos and I'm like wait what like please

[04:55:35] do more and it was three guys hey man hello okay let me add them

[04:55:46] you got Venmo perfect well Stephen I also got a giggle for you are you

[04:55:58] prepared? Well that's fine. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of socks? He had two pairs

[04:56:13] of socks. In case he got a hole in one. A hole in one. So then he has two pairs.

[04:56:29] I get it. I get it. It is funny. Yes. My chat liked your light sentence one. I didn't even

[04:56:35] catch that. Oh, thank you. Yes. It gives him time to reflect. Yeah, it's good.

[04:56:42] I get it that that one's not very scientific because prisons don't

[04:56:50] reflect don't reflect like they refracted I like physics pedantic what

[04:57:01] does that mean again pedantic means that you like using the correct words the

[04:57:07] correct way so there are people out there who don't like to use the word

[04:57:10] Literally as in figuratively like oh my god. I literally died. So a pedantic person would go no you didn't

[04:57:19] So I'm pedantic for some things not all things. Okay

[04:57:26] That's so cool, thank you Steven for today. You're very welcome my pleasure to see you again great to see you

[04:57:32] It'll be a stranger here. Yeah, this place is lovely, but I only come here on stream

[04:57:37] which is fine. And Steven, do you have an Instagram to shout out? They love you.

[04:57:45] I do. I have a TikTok to shout out. Yes, go ahead. It's all one word, all lower case.

[04:57:53] Blue Ronin 96. How do you spell Ronin? R-O-N-I-N. Blue Ronin 96. Perfect. And what do you,

[04:58:02] what TikTok content do you make?

[04:58:04] Um, I have some OCs.

[04:58:06] Who?

[04:58:07] OCs, original characters.

[04:58:08] Original characters.

[04:58:09] Um, one is the character that I named the page off of called Ronan's got a blue, it's got a blue ony mask.

[04:58:15] Mmm.

[04:58:16] Um, and uh, got the straw hat.

[04:58:19] I have a, I have a G-top and then a pair of Hakama.

[04:58:22] Cause, um, I used to be a practitioner of what's called EIJitsu, Samurai art.

[04:58:26] I used to actually learn that.

[04:58:27] Ah.

[04:58:28] Um, so I kept the uniform.

[04:58:30] Wow.

[04:58:31] wear that with the sword for the little just sort of lip sync funnies.

[04:58:35] Ah, fun!

[04:58:36] And then I have um, I have a number of other characters, some are D&D, one is Star Wars.

[04:58:45] D&D, like from Stranger Things.

[04:58:51] Bye Alex, nice to meet you.

[04:58:53] See you Alex, take care.

[04:58:54] Don't forget to wash your hands.

[04:58:55] Yes, I washed it.

[04:58:58] Cause they play, they play D&D in Stranger Things.

[04:59:01] Yes, they do.

[04:59:02] Yeah.

[04:59:03] That's awesome.

[04:59:04] All right.

[04:59:05] So, yeah, that's the kind of stuff I've got on there.

[04:59:07] I played D&D once and I thought it was boring.

[04:59:10] Sorry.

[04:59:11] That's all right.

[04:59:12] There's different ways of playing.

[04:59:13] Yeah.

[04:59:14] And different people enjoy doing different things.

[04:59:16] The way they do it in the TV show and Stranger Things, in the first episode, is very sort

[04:59:22] of a mix of the two other extremes.

[04:59:26] So one extreme is everything is purely tabletop and theater of the mind.

[04:59:30] So the DM says what's happening and you sort of imagine that you're there.

[04:59:34] Big bubble.

[04:59:35] Right?

[04:59:36] Versus the other extreme is full on like table filled with miniatures and models.

[04:59:42] Ah, they do a mix you say.

[04:59:43] Right?

[04:59:44] And so Stranger Things kind of a mix because they had little miniatures but they didn't

[04:59:47] quite have like all the big houses or castles or I don't think they had a gridded table because

[04:59:57] And D&D, you have a grid table of one inch by one at squares.

[05:00:02] OK.

[05:00:03] And each square inch is equivalent to five feet in a game.

[05:00:07] That's interesting.

[05:00:09] Right?

[05:00:09] And so your character, let's say a dash,

[05:00:12] can move 60 feet in the turn.

[05:00:13] That's pretty fast.

[05:00:14] So five, 10, 15, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20.

[05:00:18] So boom.

[05:00:19] Boom.

[05:00:21] Dad, do you like the finale of Changer Things?

[05:00:23] I actually haven't seen anything more

[05:00:25] than the first episode.

[05:00:27] Of any season?

[05:00:29] Sorry.

[05:00:30] Really?

[05:00:31] So when Stranger Things came out, I was just getting into college.

[05:00:35] Okay.

[05:00:36] And so I just, school took over and I never got into it.

[05:00:40] That's fair.

[05:00:41] It's okay.

[05:00:42] It didn't sound that way.

[05:00:43] Meanwhile, while I was in college, other shows came out.

[05:00:45] Like what?

[05:00:46] What's your favorite?

[05:00:48] I was just like, any streaming show?

[05:00:50] Yeah.

[05:00:51] Don't say the Mandalorian.

[05:00:56] Actually that one was one of my mom's favorites.

[05:01:02] Aw, aw, amazing.

[05:01:04] But, um, no.

[05:01:06] I loved Obi-Wan Kenobi.

[05:01:09] Is that more Star Wars stuff?

[05:01:13] Yes.

[05:01:15] Star Wars.

[05:01:17] Star Wars, more like Boar Wars.

[05:01:19] So boring how many followers are you gonna lose from saying that zero? They know I hate Star Wars

[05:01:25] I've never seen a single movie

[05:01:26] And how do you know it's boring because I don't want to watch it. It seems boring

[05:01:31] And since it's a child this reason no it's because all the movies are three hours long and Disney ruined it anyway

[05:01:37] There people what's the point of watching it Disney ruined it? That's what everyone says now Star Wars Star Wars

[05:01:43] It's like a menu

[05:01:45] Okay, are there you go to a restaurant and you see a bunch of things you like and don't like are you gonna order the things?

[05:01:50] You don't like no, no, you're gonna order the things you do like yeah

[05:01:54] Okay, guess what there's a lot more like than dislike in the Star Wars fandom like which movie well original trilogy prequel trilogy

[05:02:01] Okay, and the roaring is a good show Kenobi was a good show some some people can give or take

[05:02:06] Individual movies in the sequel trilogy. I like the first one and I did like last Jedi. Sorry. I did like it

[05:02:13] but

[05:02:14] Other people are going to really love the sequels and dislike the originals and love like a menu, right?

[05:02:20] It's going to different people like different things thoughts on and or and or. Oh, um, I love the concept

[05:02:26] I need to finish watching it. I've watched the first season

[05:02:29] For first half the first season about a week ago. I'm gonna finish it. I really I really like it so far

[05:02:36] Do I look like Jar Jar Binks?

[05:02:39] No

[05:02:40] Good my friends say I'm Jar Jar Binks in terms of personality maybe really that's a burn by the way

[05:02:48] It's a bad thing

[05:02:51] They call me Jar Jar Binks. I didn't really get the

[05:02:55] Significance of it Jar Jar Binks is kind of like

[05:02:59] It was a character made for the kids. He's kind of like it's kind of a clown. Okay. I'll be a clown

[05:03:05] Okay, I'll get Star Wars Trilogy a try.

[05:03:12] Alright, I would recommend-

[05:03:13] On opposite A.

[05:03:14] What?

[05:03:15] Nevermind, though.

[05:03:16] Okay, okay, okay, well, it's reccomendation, it's reccomendation.

[05:03:19] Okay, so are you a fan of older media or newer movies?

[05:03:23] Newer.

[05:03:24] Okay, watch the prequels first then, episodes one, two, and three.

[05:03:28] Oh my god.

[05:03:29] Okay, but my biggest recommendation is actually watching an out-of-order cut called, what's

[05:03:34] What's called the machete cut?

[05:03:36] This way you get the most out of the story.

[05:03:39] You watch episodes 4 and 5 and then 1, 2, and 3.

[05:03:44] But I thought, okay, yeah, yeah.

[05:03:46] So you get the main storyline of our main people, Luke, Khan, Leia, Chewbacca, right?

[05:03:54] Many people.

[05:03:55] And you end with episode 4, watch 5, you get the big plot twist in 5, you get spoilers.

[05:04:02] Boilers!

[05:04:03] Big fox was number five and a certain character is kidnapped.

[05:04:07] It's Leia!

[05:04:08] Not Leia.

[05:04:09] Big cliffhanger.

[05:04:10] Big cliffhanger at the end of episode five.

[05:04:13] And then you go back in time to see how all of this even happened.

[05:04:17] How did you get out to get this bad?

[05:04:19] It's one, two, and three.

[05:04:21] You get to see Obi-Wan Kenobi again as a young man.

[05:04:24] You get to see Anakin Skywalker.

[05:04:26] Darth Vader again as a young man.

[05:04:28] Darth Vader is Anakin?

[05:04:30] What a shocker.

[05:04:31] Yes, Darth Vader is his own guy.

[05:04:36] We need to see how Anakin became Darth Vader.

[05:04:40] And then you get through episodes 1, 2, and 3, and get a bit of a plot twist in terms of how you watched the movie as a plot twist.

[05:04:47] At the end of episode 3.

[05:04:49] And then you go into episode 6.

[05:04:52] Now you have the backstory of how the galaxy got that bad.

[05:04:56] You remember what happened with the main gang with Lucan, Leia, Chewbacca, and Landau Parisi and entering episode 6, you get to see with new eyes how it goes forward and how they get to rescue the one character that got kidnapped.

[05:05:13] Okay.

[05:05:14] There's a much better way to intake the story.

[05:05:17] I will give it 10 seconds. If it doesn't hook me in 10 seconds, I will never watch to our words.

[05:05:24] such a childish thing. It's like, do you like strawberries? No I hate strawberries. Have you ever

[05:05:29] had strawberries? No. Then how do you know you don't like them? It's that logic. It seems boring.

[05:05:36] I don't care about Chewbacca. Okay I'll keep that in mind. Thank you Stephen. Thank you. I will

[05:05:43] maybe next time I see you I can give you updates on my Star Wars journey. Please. Okay. Well it was

[05:05:51] It was great seeing you today.

[05:05:53] Thank you very much.

[05:05:54] It was good seeing you too.

[05:05:55] I hope you have a great rest of your night

[05:05:57] and see you next time.

[05:05:58] Thank you very much.

[05:05:59] You have a good rest of your night, OK?

[05:06:00] Bye, Stephen.

[05:06:01] Great change.

[05:06:01] You want to listen to that song?

[05:06:02] Oh, yes.

[05:06:03] I started a joke.

[05:06:04] Bye, the Bee Gees.

[05:06:05] I remember.

[05:06:05] Thank you.

[05:06:07] Bye, Stephen.

[05:06:08] Bye, Trey.

[05:06:08] Thank you so much.

[05:06:10] Happy New Year.

[05:06:11] You too.

[05:06:13] Guys, I can't watch Star Wars anymore.

[05:06:16] It got spoiled for me.

[05:06:18] What do you mean, Anna?

[05:06:19] So then I feel like that's a big plot twist that I've already got spoiled on.

[05:06:26] So then, what?

[05:06:27] It makes no sense.

[05:06:28] So I'm just not even going to try, I'm not going to watch anything.

[05:06:33] That's what I'll do, okay?

[05:06:36] And then I'm going to try to get the other one.

[05:06:40] I'm going to try to get the other one.

[05:06:43] that's that's what I'll do okay Anna can I'm not watching it Star Wars spoiler in

[05:06:54] 2025 I'm serious I'm not watching that crap why can't we just watch horror

[05:07:03] hello why can't we just watch horror movies those are the best okay I'm gonna

[05:07:09] go to uh time to go to your port leg i'm gonna get some food it's food time it's food time

[05:07:16] wash lord of the rings extended whoa whoa whoa guys okay we are asking for too much

[05:07:24] star wars are lord of the rings pick one i'm gonna go 2026 i keep forgetting

[05:07:30] uh you have to pick pick pick one of them okay lord of the rings

[05:07:37] Well, my brother. They're all for nerds, I swear.

[05:07:43] Honestly, I probably would enjoy Lord of the Rings more because Tiff likes Lord of the Rings

[05:07:48] because she thinks the gray hair guy is hot.

[05:07:53] Okay.

[05:07:56] So maybe that would help.

[05:07:59] Who's the white-haired guy?

[05:08:03] Legolas, yeah, she's like, she's like, Legolas is so good-looking.

[05:08:08] And I'm like, oh, that's cool. And then, no candle.

[05:08:14] And she's like, yeah, I'm like, kind of in love with Legolas.

[05:08:18] And I'm like, wow, okay, that's good to know. So she's like, she's like, I really liked Lord

[05:08:24] the Rings. And she said she didn't like it before, so I'm gonna give it a shot.

[05:08:28] Hey Chipotle, guys, I'm going to my normal Chipotle, okay, and I'm like a regular there.

[05:08:42] I am a nerd.

[05:08:43] I'm a nerd on certain things, but Star Wars and Lord of the Rings is not one of them.

[05:08:48] I'm a nerd on, like, K-pop, kind of, and, like, Tetris, and Shorma Legends, and Twitch stuff to a normie.

[05:09:01] But otherwise, I'm- thank you, thank you.

[05:09:04] Otherwise, I'm not really a nerd, okay?

[05:09:07] I have to- I have to go back to being a nerd, uh, an emo for, uh, for Chipotle.

[05:09:14] No laughing aloud, no breaking character.

[05:09:18] I swear.

[05:09:20] Well, oh, Beebe's time!

[05:09:22] What's wrong with this?

[05:09:30] Let me pull over and get Beebe's.

[05:09:39] Well, he spoiled it!

[05:09:42] Fall in love?

[05:09:44] More like fall asleep.

[05:09:46] There is no way that he's like, watch four, five, one, two, three.

[05:09:51] You know, do you know how many hours of my life that is?

[05:09:54] That's like 30 hours, okay?

[05:09:57] I am not willing to just dish out 30 hours for the most mid-franchise that I've never watched.

[05:10:05] Okay, I'm gonna pull it up.

[05:10:06] It's called, I Started a Joke by the Bee Gees.

[05:10:16] Okay, he said what he asked us to listen to this, but why wait I'm pulling up the lyrics

[05:10:26] I'm a joke.

[05:10:51] I'm a joke.

[05:10:52] What does that mean?

[05:10:57] Does that mean I'm the joke because I'm a doofus?

[05:11:02] What?

[05:11:03] What does that mean?

[05:11:04] Why?

[05:11:05] Why is that going to fit this?

[05:11:06] I started a joke and then I was crying.

[05:11:22] you

[05:11:52] you

[05:12:22] you

[05:12:52] you

[05:13:22] you

[05:13:52] you

[05:14:22] you

[05:14:52] you

[05:15:22] you

[05:15:52] you

[05:16:22] you

[05:16:52] you

[05:17:15] Cute song I guess good song

[05:17:22] Okay, what's next? What's this?

[05:17:36] Oh my lord! Oh my!

[05:17:42] This is kind of sultry.

[05:17:46] Oh my god! It's Ghost?

[05:17:49] Oh yeah, it is! It is! I forgot!

[05:17:52] Maya!

[05:17:54] The minion mug!

[05:17:56] I miss you both so dearly.

[05:18:00] One of these days, I will go back and get that minion mug,

[05:18:07] and then we can paint it!

[05:18:10] But...

[05:18:12] Who knows if it's still gonna be there?

[05:18:16] Maya are you cold? Do you need a hug? Let me know. All the hugs can go around of course.

[05:18:29] Oh

[05:18:48] Guys guess what I bought on Amazon I

[05:18:51] I bought a clown costume and clown makeup because I don't I want to do a stream

[05:18:58] concept where it's like I don't end stream until I learn how to juggle and

[05:19:05] then I bought a clown costume. I can do it in under like two hours. I don't know if

[05:19:13] they got delivered but hopefully. Is it easy? As someone with like no uh no

[05:19:20] coordination you think I can learn it in two hours how to juggle and then I can

[05:19:25] have my little clown show it's easy really okay that could be a good

[05:19:31] challenge in ten hours yay great I even bought the little feathers you know how

[05:19:39] you start with like you start with napkins or whatever I love napkins and

[05:19:45] And then I bought balls and then I'm gonna this is like one skill I always wanted to learn was how to juggle

[05:19:52] So I'm gonna start juggling

[05:19:57] Until I can't drill anymore

[05:20:00] Yep the balls

[05:20:02] Okay, I hope no one I know is there

[05:20:07] The Jerafix learn the unicycle no the unicycle was actually born

[05:20:15] Yeah, I don't know. I can't feel the cycle that that she was awful, but generally should be better

[05:20:23] Plate spinning

[05:20:25] I should I'll find the plates

[05:20:28] when I when I went to clown school

[05:20:31] Oh a little bit of a lord draw for people that don't know I went to clown school in high school because

[05:20:38] um

[05:20:39] basically a lot of like high schoolers we became clowns and then we would perform for orphanages and perform for elderly

[05:20:45] homes. And then as a clown, I learned how to trapeze and I learned how to spin plates.

[05:20:53] So that was really fun. So I need to get like a proper spin plater. Yes. And the trapeze

[05:20:59] was kind of intense. Like I was like hanging upside down on the trapeze and stuff. It was

[05:21:03] kind of cool. And I'm curious if I can still spin the plates. So when I was a clown, I

[05:21:10] couldn't I could never juggle like actual balls I can only juggle um like the

[05:21:15] scarves so I need to learn how to juggle the actual balls okay it's time for

[05:21:24] Chipotle

[05:21:27] Please, no one look at me too hard.

[05:21:32] I am trapped.

[05:21:34] Hey! It stabbed me.

[05:21:38] Thank you. Thank you, I guess.

[05:21:43] No God but family.

[05:21:57] I'm just a female in this cool, cool world. Oh my god, they're looking at me.

[05:22:03] Hmm, okay.

[05:22:07] I'm gonna get a delicious bowl.

[05:22:13] Don't look at my butthole lips.

[05:22:37] They're going to craft a smile.

[05:22:42] This is my smile.

[05:22:46] I look like a Squidward.

[05:22:49] Mmm, I'm so hungry.

[05:22:55] I'm starving.

[05:22:57] It's going to be delicious.

[05:23:00] So I get steak usually, isn't that pretty good?

[05:23:11] So steak is the most delicious.

[05:23:15] And then I like to get extra sour cream.

[05:23:21] That's important.

[05:23:26] Squidward looking ass.

[05:23:28] Remember to use the camera hack. Yes. I'll make sure they really like push the camera into their face.

[05:23:39] The barbacoa. Those are the bowls. Are bowls bad? I never get the burrito. The burrito is like not enough rice or whatever.

[05:23:49] So if you think that a bowl would have more goodies than a burrito, I feel like a burrito

[05:23:54] because it's stuffed in like a burrito tortilla, it kind of like minimizes the amount of food

[05:24:01] you get.

[05:24:02] That's what I think.

[05:24:03] You would think.

[05:24:04] And that's what I think, you would think.

[05:24:10] Okay.

[05:24:13] Start time to sign.

[05:24:19] What is that?

[05:24:24] I don't know what's on my left.

[05:24:29] Oh, I don't know what's on my left.

[05:24:35] Time to shine.

[05:24:36] Good.

[05:24:37] Oh, I'm emo.

[05:24:38] Oh, hello.

[05:24:39] Oh my god.

[05:24:40] Showtime.

[05:24:41] You know it's smiling.

[05:24:42] Okay.

[05:24:43] Okay.

[05:24:44] Okay.

[05:24:45] Okay.

[05:24:46] Okay.

[05:24:47] Okay.

[05:24:48] Okay.

[05:24:49] Okay.

[05:24:50] Okay.

[05:24:51] Okay.

[05:24:52] Okay.

[05:24:53] Okay.

[05:24:54] Okay.

[05:24:55] No smiling, okay.

[05:25:00] Hello.

[05:25:05] Hello.

[05:25:08] Hello.

[05:25:13] Can I do a bowl to go please?

[05:25:18] Why would you like to go?

[05:25:23] Um, white rice, please.

[05:25:29] You like it?

[05:25:30] Thank you.

[05:25:31] Yes, white rice, please.

[05:25:34] Thank you.

[05:25:35] Thank you very much.

[05:25:37] Oh, no beans.

[05:25:40] I hate beans.

[05:25:41] Um, can I do steak?

[05:25:44] Hello.

[05:25:45] Hello.

[05:25:46] Thank you.

[05:25:47] Yummy.

[05:25:48] Yummy!

[05:25:50] Um, no queso or cream.

[05:25:55] I'm okay.

[05:25:56] Thank you.

[05:25:58] Yummies.

[05:26:00] Hello.

[05:26:02] May I have tomatoes, please?

[05:26:05] And, um, corn.

[05:26:09] And extra sour cream.

[05:26:18] Ooh, delicious. Could I do cheese and lettuce?

[05:26:28] Oh, hallelujah. Thank you very much.

[05:26:33] Yes, do you want to say hi? Hello. You like rain? Yes, rain is great. Oh, oh my god,

[05:26:42] God, you didn't do that again!

[05:26:44] Wait, what?

[05:26:46] Thank you.

[05:26:47] Thank you.

[05:26:48] Ray is great, yes.

[05:26:52] Hello.

[05:26:53] Thank you.

[05:26:55] Perfect.

[05:26:58] He says, I love you, Ray.

[05:27:07] Okay.

[05:27:09] Ray, J.

[05:27:10] Hello, thank you so much.

[05:27:12] Oh, no, this is yours.

[05:27:14] Yeah.

[05:27:15] Hey, thank you.

[05:27:16] Have a great night.

[05:27:17] Hello.

[05:27:18] Yeah.

[05:27:19] We love you.

[05:27:20] Oh, wow.

[05:27:21] Yes, yes.

[05:27:22] Go ahead.

[05:27:23] Have a good night.

[05:27:24] Oh, thank you.

[05:27:25] Oh.

[05:27:26] Perfect.

[05:27:27] How are you?

[05:27:28] How are you?

[05:27:29] Good.

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[05:27:32] How are you?

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[05:27:40] Good.

[05:27:41] I got a discount! Thank you! $4! Thanks guys! YouTube! Thank you! Only $4! I got half off!

[05:27:58] It's the camera special. What a deal! That is so nice of them. Okay. The emo discount.

[05:28:10] love emos you heard it here first okay let me show off the the bowl real quick

[05:28:20] looks like I even got a cup

[05:28:26] I have to pull my bowl.

[05:28:32] I will enjoy.

[05:28:34] Let's see.

[05:28:43] Looks very green and healthy.

[05:28:46] Oh, I'm starving.

[05:28:49] I don't really get guac.

[05:28:52] I would be honest, I think guac kind of ruins the bowl for me.

[05:28:56] I like chips and guava, but usually it is just on the bowl.

[05:28:59] It makes it taste like so good.

[05:29:09] What?

[05:29:11] No salsa?

[05:29:13] I think my order is pretty good, nope.

[05:29:24] Wow.

[05:29:26] Not sure you can pull it every day I think, is that healthy or not healthy?

[05:29:39] I'd probably get tired of it after like a week though, but it's pretty fricking good.

[05:29:53] That was all that sour cream, that's fair.

[05:29:57] It probably isn't the best for me, huh?

[05:30:00] Mmm.

[05:30:04] Mmm-hmm.

[05:30:06] Mmm, delicious.

[05:30:10] That was so yum, I'll eat the rest of them.

[05:30:14] That was my first thing I'm eating today.

[05:30:17] Gotta make sure to keep your body healthy and happy.

[05:30:23] That was too bite, nah we're fine.

[05:30:38] Ooh!

[05:30:39] The lipstick is still intact.

[05:30:45] My bog, bitches.

[05:30:49] Chipotle was sorta yummy.

[05:30:59] I am not cleaning my apartment, there's no way!

[05:31:02] I refuse!

[05:31:06] I am not cleaning!

[05:31:09] Hell no!

[05:31:11] No, it's not happening.

[05:31:16] I'll clean it some other time.

[05:31:21] Okay, guys, today was very fun.

[05:31:29] Thank you for watching.

[05:31:31] I'll be back tomorrow.

[05:31:33] Oh wow.

[05:31:36] Emily was barely here, but that's that's for the best. Okay. I'm glad to be Emily glad

[05:31:52] to see Steven again. I'll be live again tomorrow. It's either going to be the juggling idea

[05:31:59] that's gonna be tomorrow or something else.

[05:32:02] So, I'll probably do juggling tomorrow.

[05:32:07] Tomorrow, not ending Shreem Tyler, how to juggle.

[05:32:11] Yay.

[05:32:13] But I'll see you guys then.

[05:32:16] That's never enough emailing exam emails.

[05:32:18] So, see you guys.

[05:32:20] Tomorrow, we'll do the clown makeup stuff.

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[05:35:29] Hello, I'm trying to get some barbecue, but I can't find your restaurant.

[05:35:46] Is it the Anderson Mill Road location?

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