ExtraEmily
OTTAWA IRL ⭐️ ONLY DAY HERE!! ⭐️ GARAGE SALES + CITY VIEWS ⭐️ TRYING ALL THE SHAWARMA TOO ⭐️ DRIVING TO MONTREAL AT NIGHT - !socials
05-23-2026 · 7h 59m
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Problems?
Oh my god!
You're so good at it!
How was love game?
They can play this one.
It was good.
They just need to stop.
What do you mean?
They went bye bye?
Yeah, they went bye bye.
What?
Tastes great.
I can't.
I can't.
I tried to raid post alone and then he didn't acknowledge my raid and there's a thousand
Someone just rear-ended me.
Bro, someone just rear-ended me.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Hmm.
Hmm.
What?
Oh, I'm gonna go through.
Hmm.
Come on.
Hmm.
That was great.
Can I borrow your ball real quick?
Oh, you're so tall.
What is your name?
What's your name?
It's a bar of spit.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
What's your name?
It's a barry smith.
What's your name?
Emily.
Emily, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I like your costumes.
Thank you.
Yes, you can tell.
So we're Starfire Ravens?
Yes.
Yay!
Thanks, Master.
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Oh I don't know where the oh it was just the cock just the cock
I'm not gonna be two with your man.
Kick him my dick in my pants.
Never gonna want me to lie.
Kick him to me on my butt.
Never gonna want to be friends.
I'm gonna be a dick.
He's not mad.
He's better than talking on my dick.
Look at my wrist about 10s.
I'm gonna put on my boots.
I'm gonna get changed to my boots.
My whole nigga boots.
I said, I won't fuck with you, I do.
You thought I got him on man's.
I thought I would hold your parents.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, God.
Give it up for the women!
That's a love!
That's a love!
I haven't seen screens this active since the insurrection.
Way to go my bald Indian Prince.
There's the sign, Emily.
There it is, oh my gosh.
Wow, we made it.
Welcome to La Masai.
Wow, everything.
thing looks better. Wow, that's so small. Wow, that thing was probably $2,000 to me.
And here. Here's the strap. I'm feeling really raunchy right now. I want to get some nasty
stuff, dude. I want some fentanyl slime, dude. I want to go to find, I want to see some like
huge Bangkok
Okay.
My best friend for freaking editing.
I never mind.
Hey, you don't have to text me.
Hello, chat.
Hello, are we live?
Can chat see me? Hi chat.
Happy Saturday, everyone.
We're in Ottawa.
Woo!
Beautiful Ottawa.
stress because my signal is not working. I don't know what's happening in Ottawa, but wow, here we are.
It looks very good. My signal is, is messing up, but thankfully we have the Starlink working.
Thank gosh, thank gosh. Hello, everyone. Happy Saturday. We have arrived to the capital of Canada,
which I did not know was the capital until my dad told me. But I'm excited to get our history on
today. I hope you're doing great. Thank you for, thank you Nada for the 19 months that you divide
Empress, thank you Nubereen, thank you guys, thank you Sammy, and Shav for the resubs and Zero,
thank you Chad so much. I have made it safe and sound to Ottawa. The four-hour car ride was actually
not bad at all. It went by pretty fast. Well, I was also just like yapping so much during the car ride.
It was like an hour and a half or five. And then I just drove and chilled for like two and a half
hours. I did a little bathroom break and I saw an M cell in the bathroom area. I wasn't even streaming
and I was like wow, Canada must love the internet.
They know a lot of internet stuff
and I was surprised that I could see someone there.
Yeah, I was like what the heck?
So I got, I saw someone there and then I kept driving
and I made it to my very fancy hotel
and the hotel was so fancy that they gave me like
a physical key for the door to unlock the door.
And I'm like, wow, I haven't seen that before.
So we got, I got the key and then I laid down on my bed and I just passed out like without brushing
my teeth or like taking my contacts out. I was like, oh, I'm so tired. And then I woke up at like
seven a.m. to pick out my contacts. I was like, okay, I have two, two and a half more hours to
sleep. And then I went back to bed and slept. And yeah, so after I like this, I was so tired,
I just slept in my contacts.
But that's good, that means that we tied ourselves out.
So thank gosh.
Also, my butt is really sore,
which I think is a good sign.
That means that my gait is growing.
It's like my upper back is sore and my butt is sore
and my thighs are sore.
So I'm like, wait, that means that the workout
I said was actually quite good.
So hopefully I can still walk around
I won't be suffering today. That is the goal. My gach is growing. What is that? Oh, wow, there's an emote now
It looks great. Yes, that's just like my butt
Thank you. No, gratu for 34 month in a consuela and dexter for 43 and thank you divine one for the prime
Appreciate you guys. Thank you. Thank you
But today is our only day in Ottawa. So we have to make as much do as much as we can with that time
So I heard that there's gonna be like a garage sale.
Thank you, Tadder, for talking to you a bit.
The top is slay.
Thank you.
I do like this top.
I got it in New York, I think.
We're gonna go to this garage sale
that's only open today, I think.
So that's kinda cool.
We're gonna check out that.
And then we'll go to the Parliament Hill.
But yay, history.
And then we'll do like some other sightseeing
in like the fun Ottawa area.
And then Ottawa is also known for their shawarma.
So there are two really good shawarma places
that I would like to go to.
Hey Loli, thank you for the five.
Harky Harky, thank you so much.
My alerts are not working,
so I need to reset the app, I'll do that later.
So we're eating shawarma today
because apparently Ottawa has the best shawarma.
So that's gonna be the plan.
And then off to Montreal I go.
But yes, one day in Ottawa, we have to stop here.
I will show chat the beauty and stuff.
I already kind of had a little bit of a scary morning
because I was parked in front of my hotel
and then I tried to get out of the hotel parking lot area
but there was a taxi in the way.
And then I was like, taxi, can you back up so I could leave?
leave and he's like no and I'm like oh um well there's someone behind me and I can't really get out
would you be able to reverse and then he's like you're gonna ruin your car there's a curb and I'm
like that's fine and then I'm like and then he backed up and I was like oh okay I want to make
sure that I don't get people uh get people mad but yeah he ended up backing up and I was like um I
have to kind of leave I don't really know how to get out if he doesn't back up but he thankfully
did back up. So I was a little nervous. Thank you. You're here for the 5,000 bits. Oh my gosh.
Thank you so, so much. Awesome streams. Thank you. I've been loving it. I've been really enjoying the
daily streams. Wow. I used to, you know, I guess maybe I'm not lazy. I just need stuff to do.
Like I really like doing daily streams if I have something to do, you know. So it's cool. And I can
surprisingly still yapp about stuff which is which is great to see too. I'm here with you for the
5,000 vids thank you thank you. Unfortunately my alerts are a little bit broken right now but I
will reset it soon. Thank you the 18th for the five gifted. Hark it Hark it. Thank you Swappenheimer
for the prime. Thank you so much for using your prime and Leslie thank you for the prime and Madmonk
Please try the poutine in Montreal. Yes, I think we're gonna do Mont Montreal and Quebec poutine
I have not had any poutine yet, so I'm really excited for that
And we'll save that for not Ottawa. Ottawa is just shawarmas. I will eat all the shawarmas here
Thank you RC for the Prime, appreciate you. So yes, we will eat good
Guys, why are we thinking about Montreal? We're in Ottawa
We need to we need to seize the day and talk about how great Ottawa is and how it's so fun
And there's so many things to do. Okay, so we will focus on
Ottawa today
Unless it's like really that boring. There's no way it has to be fun
It has to be like some stuff to do, right?
Okay, I'm going to the Parliament
Who wants to go to Parliament Hill?
No, this is the this is the day to learn about history and love history. Thank you GGS for 200 bits
It's been a year since our duel of the year. W agent W streamer you and W Kaisen at
It's a one-year anniversary of streamer you and
Stream duel of the year Wow a whole year and it's very cool how many people have sticked around stuck around since then
Happy one year, everyone, to SU.
Diane, thank you for the eight months.
Thank you, Ovinus, for 100 bits.
Thank you, thank you.
It's been a great year.
I think, I really do think last year, last summer
was a generational run.
It was quite great.
So I really liked it.
And yes, people have stuck around since SU, huh?
And since my OTK days, and since like 2022.
So very cool.
All right.
So let's go to the garage sale, why don't we?
I'm a little bit nervous about parking
because apparently there's a lot of
street parking closed off since there's a race this week.
And I'm like, what race?
Like what kind of race could there be in Ottawa?
So there's like a, I don't, is I have an F1?
There's like some race, is it F1?
There's some race going on.
So the parking might be a little difficult.
Ah, hello?
Oh my God, my starlight stopped working.
OK.
You can see me, right?
All right, yes.
Let me reset my app and make sure it works.
It's a marathon, or is it a race?
What?
It's a marathon?
Well, surely, marathons are over by now.
They start at like 8 AM, and it's almost 1 PM,
unless people are still running the marathon, like I would,
I guess.
It's multiple races, okay.
Well, I really hope we can find parking.
We are only like five minutes away from the glib.
So let's go to the garage sale.
Yay!
Okay, one second, I'm gonna reset the app.
Bye!
I'm patiently pressing.
Hello!
Are we back?
Thank you to Marco for the gifted.
Let me make sure it works.
We're back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
I'm back!
back. Replay activity. Oh, perfect. Yes, works now. Okay, let's go drive. Um, please, please
make sure there's some type of parking. I'm going to the glib. Uh, thank you. Thank you. Okay,
let's go. Alrighty, Ottawa. We're ready for you. Extra Emily has arrived to explore Ottawa.
Tapence, thank you for the pride, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for underground for 200 bits. Thank you so much
Wow, it looks awesome here already
It's not pronounced glib. It's what's it called? Glebe?
The Glebe. Off to the Glebe we go
Okay, yeah, so we're gonna go here first. I only have US cash. Do you think garage sales will take that?
They'll take some uh
What is it? I'll give him like five US dollars or something. Oh wait, maybe I can work on my bartering skills at this
At this freaking derod sale, which I'm really bad at by the way. I definitely do not know how to barter and stuff
Okay, also, I hope the connections. Okay, it's kind of going in and out, but
Hopefully it's fine
Ottawa has good infrastructure, right?
It's literally the capital.
Or is everything really outdated
and we're in second to 1900s?
Thank you.
Thank you, 18 for the five gifts.
Appreciate you.
Hearty heart gift.
Thank you for the five more.
Thank you, yeah.
But a Tay-Tay and a Marco for the gift did.
Thank you so much.
What is that?
You see, she was in a high school.
I had to predict a man.
You were so close.
Yeah, but I couldn't keep it.
Once I get that, that's not bad.
Okay, I clicked the wrong button.
All right, back.
Okay, I haven't eaten any food yet.
So I'll probably try to find some snacks
at the garage sale or something.
I don't even know what to expect,
but yes, this is Ottawa, baby.
We're going to the Gleeby.
Oh, yes.
And did you guys know that you guys are called auto wagwons?
I am very excited to meet auto wagwons today.
I will maybe ask them, I'm like,
oh, I'm visiting from Austin.
Can you give me some ideas of where to go in Ottawa?
And then we'll see what they say.
And I mean, there's people here,
there's people walking on the street.
So that's a good sign.
It definitely is full of life.
That's great, great, great.
Thank you, thank you.
Okay, here we go.
Oh, very nice.
Cute streets.
I tried to look up online like if parking is easy in Ottawa.
I think it's fine.
They say that you have to do a lot of street parking.
And hopefully it's doable.
Yeah, it does feel like UK weather.
The one day that I go to Ottawa, it starts getting cloudy.
And then unfortunately chat tomorrow in Montreal,
it's gonna be rainy!
And I'm like, no!
But thankfully I do have my poncho.
So if we need to whip out the Niagara Falls poncho,
we'll just do that.
It'll be a little rainy throughout the day.
But Montreal, I think, should be pretty lit, I'm sure.
Oh, no, wait, is that bad if it's rainy during F1 weekend?
Are they going to be able to drive their cars on the wet pavement or whatever?
Uh-oh.
Wait, look at this car!
They love Canada!
They have their little flags to get out of their car.
I don't think I- there's like no way some US people have that.
No way would they put a flag on their car.
Okay, we'll go here.
Yeah
All right, they have to drive slower. That's kind of lame for the F1
Okay, I need to drink water too. I haven't drink any water today yet, but um, I
Love this place already. I really like the
Mmm, I like the traffic lights they seem very efficient and on time
time. What else do I like about Ottawa so far? Oh, the Ottawa hospitality was great.
I checked in last night to the hotel and, okay, chat again. My hack works. Okay. I called,
I was like, can I have a late checkout? And they're like, the checkout is at 11. The latest
we can give you is 1130. And I'm like, okay, thank you. I will do 1130. And so then it's
1130 no one knocked on the door I stay until 12 p.m. and I'm like okay no one's
knocking I'm just gonna do my makeup and it's 12 p.m. and no one's kicking me out
so I stay until 12 and then I drop off my keys at like 12 12 15 and no late
checkout fee alright isn't that amazing it actually works so I it is it's a W
strat they tell you like to check out at a certain time but no one checks on you
And I hope I don't get a late check out for you. I've never heard of that, but
I'll check later and let you guys know so yes
I was able to squeeze out 30 extra minutes of my hotel room. Thank gosh
Okay, we are what the wait it said five minutes away now says eight minutes away why I'm getting closer to the location I
Thought oh no, so I'm supposed to park along the street here
Okay, I'm probably just gonna take the first spot that I see and maybe we'll walk a little bit.
Wrong turn. I tried looking up spot hero, but it was just not very, there are not a lot of options
for spot hero here. I can't do street parking! Oh no! This will be a struggle. I really did,
Oh, this is gonna make me appreciate Toronto parking a lot more because the parking garages there were like so many like everywhere and then
Ottawa they probably have buildings here where there's enough part of parking lots because no one even comes here. Oh
brother
Okay, I'm gonna turn left. Is this where it starts are these garage sales? I
Am doing the great glad garage sale. Oh, there's a frog
Am I here?
Wait, it seems like there's garage sales all down the street.
It's like bikes and stuff.
I'm not quite sure how many of these items I want to buy, but we'll take a peek, I suppose.
Look!
Wow, they're just partying up here.
I want to talk to people.
First order of business is finding a spot. Whenever I find a spot, I will just
yank it. Okay, let's see. Yeah, it kind of reminds me of like a frat party where
where they're doing like a college tailgate and all these booths are just
outside. Ready to party party. Wait, I just realized they're doing
garage sales outside their actual house no way that's kind of cool whoa I like it did you guys
ever do a garage sale your house my parents had a garage sale and it was actually quite it was
quite poppin because we sold like uh we sold like a pink mini electric car you know the one for kids
and it was like a mini Jeep.
Have fun in Ottawa.
Thank you!
This should be very fun.
I'm excited.
And I remember there was like a family that came by and they were really like, they were like,
oh, we can buy this for you for 100.
My parents are like, no, it has to be 250.
And then they were just like bartering back and forth and I was like, oh my God, I'm kind of scared.
Who's going to win?
And I think my parents gave in and sold it for like a hundred fifty for this electric tiny car or whatever, uh
Okay parking time
Let's see. Oh my god, how scary? Sorry
Okay, can I just park in this parking lot on the side? Oh
No
Like what if I just parked here? Oh, no, I don't think I can park on the left
So many people are here
Mmm. Oh
What about this behind this car could that work?
No, oh what I was like in part. Oh my bad. I thought oh
It was like a chameleon and got me for a second. Hmm. I'll look around
Road closed
Okay, how about I just keep I keep going forward and then I look over here.
I am going to Shawarma Al Muna today.
Apparently it's like the best Shawarma place ever, so I will be eating that later.
Delicious.
Ah, Frick, should I have Uber'd?
I might have Uber'd. Maybe I should have Uber'd, but
It's fine. Surely there's one spot, right?
There has to be at least one
Uh
Okay, maybe I asked these like people
Um
Oh, I'm gonna roll my window down
Oh my god, there's a car like so close behind me like tailgating me cuz they're like hurry the fuck up
Maybe I
Why does a lot of stores to check out at least that's cool
Okay, I'm gonna turn left and try this
Keep going
Um
Okay, so far Ottawa has a lot more people than I thought
You know, I thought it'd be like maybe a ghost town or something, but this is definitely full of people
So let's see
Do you think I can ask if I can park in one of their garages like in one of their driveways
And can I just park in this driveway?
No, I don't I don't know
Hello
Hi, excuse me. Do you have any recommendations for parking?
Good luck, okay
No problem, thank you so much
Good luck, they said
Can I park in your
Park in your garage? Perhaps? Okay there's this.
Okay maybe I'll just park in the back here.
Surely I'm only here for an hour. Oh my god this is bad. No. What if I talked to
them? Tenant parking only. Maybe I can like sweet talk them and be like
hey can I can I park here just for an hour
visitor parking okay wait this is visitor parking so maybe you're gonna
get towed okay I'm gonna park in visitor right now I'm gonna talk to them
Okay. Oh, what if I pay? Sparkle Solutions? Okay. Wait, is Sparkle Solutions someone
else? Just pretend to go in and walk? Yeah, yeah, okay. I'm a visitor. Talk to who? Is
no one at the front of the apartment. I mean the the the what is it the garage
hill closes at two so I'll only be here for an hour okay I can okay I can register it
um let me register my car boom wow it all works out we did get good luck from the from the earthlings
Great, great, great. Okay, welcome to iStole. That's what a lot of streamers do.
Enter your location ID. Done. Okay, okay, perfect! It's working! I can just pay for it!
One dollar an hour? Wait, that's a good deal! What's my parking? What's my license plate?
Oh, I forgot. Okay. Phew. We found some parking. Finally. I was really nervous. I was just gonna
drive around in circles. Also, should I like, I do notice that maybe Ottawa people might not like
cameras as much, or maybe the people are nice, right? I will just try to be as nice as I can,
and maybe keep to myself a little bit. So we'll see. I'm a little nervous. Okay. I mean it was just like
Toronto was just so, so full of love. Wait, you want to know a funny thing? That's almost on the
Discord yesterday. I think it was MSP. What was the Discord message? It was so funny. So we did
Toronto, right? And then, what was it? Oh, the chatter said,
Emily leaving Toronto with like 30 gifts, while Archie leaves
with a broken hand. And I'm like, wait, you're right. I don't
know. Um, I don't know why Archie had to have to go through
that in Toronto. But we got so many nice gifts from such great
Torontonians. Yes. Thank you, Tarano, for showing so much love. Unfortunately,
Arke cannot say the same. That's too bad. Okay, let me put my license plate. Okay, I'll
park for two hours, just in case. Or, should I park here all day and then just
Uber everywhere? Because I'm actually quite nervous. It seems like it's kind of
hard to find parking. I could I could because I have to go to like Parliament
Hill and stuff and I go to I'm going to major Hills or something and and maybe
I can park here for like the whole day and just and just and just Uber. You can
do two for now. Do that if you're sure the car could be here. I think I can. I
I just have to register the car, and then we're good.
OK, yeah, it's only $6 for six hours.
Cool!
I'll do that.
I'll just say six hours just in case.
So it can be an option if I need to park.
OK.
We found it.
Might have to do Uber.
I might be the move in Ottawa there's no parking in Ottawa.
I thought Ottawa was like a like a a nowhere city where they would have parking lots everywhere
if I suppose not okay putting in my contact information we accept visa Frick they don't
accept AmEx I guess that makes sense because we're in Canada okay I don't have this number
memorized. Okay, $7 for full day. That has to work. Okay, I'm going to think of what
I want to buy at the garage sale. How about anything cute that I could put in my apartment
that's not clutter and something where I'm like, wow, that looks so nice. And I really
want to keep that because it gives me joy. Your permit is now active. Yippee! Okay,
we got it. Email me this receipt. Alright, no one's gonna tow us because I have the
proof right here. Okay, let's do it! Time to go into the Ottawa, the Ottawa
streets. Yay! The streets. Garage sale time. I hope, I hope I can stream and
they're not gonna be like, what are you doing? Putting a camera in my face. They
might though. It's fine. Okay, at least the weather is like, it's just cloudy, it's
not rainy. So it looks good today. Um, Okie-dokie, let's go. I'm gonna screenshot this stuff
just in case, because it's not working. Okay, go up and then go here. I got tissues in case
I start snotting again. Don't worry chat. And then, okay, off to Ottawa we go! What does this city
have to offer? Let's see. Something beautiful per chance? Friendly people, I'm sure.
Oh, I forgot to try out the car.
Sorry.
Okay, well, I'll remember one day.
I can't believe how expensive gas is.
Like, I did 30 Canadian in gas, which is kind of a lot, and then it only gave me four bars
out of eight or something.
I don't know gas is so expensive these days. What the heck?
That's the one good thing about my um is my cars. I can just charge it with electric
It's an evers too
Crazy
Let's see here. Yeah, the gas prices are crazy
Who has a garage sale ready for us to?
purchase
Anyone anyone the mic is bad
Wait, maybe I'm just like
Hmm, I wonder why what does it sound like?
Maybe you're like touching the
Here might be because you're on the zipper
I did off the zipper. It's robotting
One second, I'll put you guys over here. Is this still yeah, is this fine now?
Okay, how about now?
I think it's a zipper.
Alright!
Oh, wait, what?
They're closing up their garage sale?
No, they closed that too!
Wait, I thought!
Okay, there's a lot of people over there, so let's just walk over there and then see if that works.
Someone said Alberta is the best.
It's fine.
Maybe I didn't want to get their stuff anyway.
Yes, I lost the car.
I lost the car.
Did I?
Could someone check?
You should hear a beep when I walk away.
Can a mob check if you heard a beep?
It goes beep.
I don't know.
You didn't?
I didn't hear a beep.
Oh my god.
I think you're right. Ah classic test lug experience, bro.
You turned it off and then, oh sorry.
I'm not used to having this, these freaking real cars.
I only have a toy car.
Did you leave anything valuable in there? I'm 20 minutes away. Smile.
I'm definitely going back to block the car then.
What the heck? What do you mean you're 20 minutes away?
Can I steal everything that I own?
No!
Is it crazy that I would be the most sad about losing my makeup bag?
If I was, if there was something that like, I don't want to lose, it's my makeup bag,
because then I have to buy all my makeup over again.
And then if I like, if I lose some clothes, I'm like, who cares?
But there's my makeup that I don't want to lose.
Please don't take my makeup bag.
The Starlink, nah, I don't care about the Starlink.
The Starlink, it's like, yeah, whatever.
Honestly, the drawings are like $150 and I think my make-up collection is worth more than that, so I'm like, it's fine.
The make-up, please. Don't take it. Do you know the address of this apartment?
Thank you for the lemon. Thank you Domino for 15 months and unknown for the prime.
I saw this clip yesterday. E-Rob's like, uh, E-Rob's like we planned this Toronto trip and
Turns out extra Emily did everything that we were gonna do but guys don't worry. We planned it before extra Emily stream
Okay, thanks, and I and then the
Sorry, I actually had no idea that you Robin and Angela were gonna go to Toronto
I do feel bad cuz he's like yeah, she's doing everything that we that we plan like Niagara Falls and going to Kensington and stuff
And I'm like oopsies, but I'm curious to see if um
E-Rob's gonna get as much love as we did or if he's gonna get spit on
one of the kind of funny if that's some E-Robber's
Approach them in public and we're just like boo you suck
But you know we definitely got the the kind Toronto experience
Okay, I'm just gonna do no much, it's fine.
But yeah, I don't even know when they're going, that's gonna be interesting to see.
It'll be his own chatters, no, literally.
He's gonna get bed bugs for sure, 100% that you robbers have a rod.
The Archey experience more likely, yeah, probably.
Wait, let me fix this.
Okay, after the garage sale we go.
Hello, Glove!
We are here to shop.
Thank you very much.
Um, thank you.
She sat on lap, got clapped for the gifted.
What an interesting name.
You guys are so creative sometimes.
Wait, those are all people, right?
Wait, what?
Why are there so many people down there?
That's crazy.
Okay.
Uh, wow.
Wow. I didn't bring cash. Okay, I don't even care anymore. Um, do they have Venmo
here? Surely they have Venmo or something, right? They have Venmo or
Cash App. I'm not going back. I'm just gonna ask for Venmo. No? It's...
Do we have e-transfer? Okay, let's just look at it first and see if there's anything
that I actually like. I'll be honest, I probably won't even buy anything. And yeah,
we'll just, let's just see, let's just see. At this point, just leave. I want to
see what it looks like. Hi, dog! You're so cute!
Ooh. Okay, I won't go past. They have Zell. I have Zell. I can Zell them. Okay. Wow, guys!
wait close at five oh we're good then we are at the great glib garage sale from am to pm
five pm okay um just at their at their house uh okay oh cute free items
What? That's the interest.
Oh my god, they have masks.
Wait, do I need this? A COVID mask?
Uh, we got some boots in here.
All five members have to pass for them to qualify.
Hello? Why is it not working?
Buy some bit, right? Wait, I'm like just, maybe the auto infrastructure isn't as good as I thought.
It'll probably just come in and out, but it's fine.
We'll keep looking.
Art A?
Art A?
Ready?
50 cents?
Too many phones?
Is there a rush out here?
I don't know what to do.
Because there's too many people? Really?
I don't know.
Hmm. I think there's like some areas.
Uh, okay.
It's like if I go over there it starts effing. That's so weird.
There's no Wi-Fi though.
Okay, let's see.
I'll just keep walking.
Wait, I can't believe there's people with actual items.
I don't know if I want to...
Uh, okay, we'll take a peek. We'll take a peek.
Like, they have cute little...
stuff over here.
What the?
This is so weird.
Eh?
It's bad
What's it yeah, I'm running. I'm running. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. Okay. I'm leaving guys. We're going for leaving
Let's just go to the Parliament Hill. Yeah
Okay, I don't think it's really my style anyway because it's just people's stuff and I don't think I'm gonna like want anyone's stuff
It's fine, but it's cool. If you want to you can go to the
Glabay garage
thing
Okay, we're gonna do
We're gonna do Parliament Hill and go over there instead. So no problem
Yeah, we tried
We are definitely in Ottawa
That's cool
mmm
How do I how do I say I don't be honest? I'm a little bit intimidated by the people here
But I do know everyone seems quite nice
like
The people are just doing their own thing and mind their own business. I'm definitely a little bit more
more. Okay. Hello. My name is Emily and I'm visiting from Texas. Let me stand over here
for the. What does that mean? Dallas, Texas. Dallas, Texas. Yes, I'm from Austin. Yes,
I was going to ask, do you know how to pronounce Gleb?
How do you pronounce the street?
This street.
Great.
Oh, corner.
Oh, corner.
Oh, corner.
Oh, corner.
Ooh.
And then the garage sale, how do you pronounce the garage sale?
Community garage sale.
Ah, thank you.
Yes, community garage sale.
Thank you so much.
Do you have the same thing can you see?
We do have garage sales in the US, but not as much anymore.
No, like the communes, like here.
Oh no, yeah, this is very unique.
Yeah, that's once a year.
Oh really? Once a year? Today? Oh cool!
Every end of the lane.
Today's the day, yes, for the garage sale.
Thank you so much! Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
I still don't know how to pronounce Glebe.
But that's okay, he was so nice.
Glebe? Glebe? Gleebe?
Gleebe. Okay, Gleebe.
Is that that?
Is either Gleebe or Gleebe?
Wait, is that like a French word?
It's like globe of Gleebe.
Okay, yeah! Our first nice local! How sweet!
Would you please consider doing a garage sale stream for your own stuff?
It will help you declutter your rent so maybe fans can come.
Extra Emily Museum idea.
The last time you did something like that was years ago in NYC.
But I'm sure this time it will be better.
Garage sale stream for your own stuff?
Uh...
Yeah, I would be doubt...
Oh, if we did like...
I don't know. I don't know why I wouldn't give away.
It is a thing.
It would have to be at the extra Emily Museum.
Oh, wait, where am I?
Okay, let's just try this street. Let's try different streets.
This is another one.
It is feeling a little better now.
Okay, they got Marvel.
Thank you.
Comics.
Very nice.
Enjoy.
Uh, ooh.
Spooky wreath.
Very cute, thank you! Thank you so much. Oh, no worries. Okay, this street's a lot better.
What they have is the dog for adoption. Quite cute. Oh, the roller coaster challenge. Hello!
Hello! I am a vlogger. I'm a Twitch streamer, but it's on my face.
No, don't worry. Nice to meet you.
I'm visiting from Texas. I was wondering if you know how to pronounce the street or the name of this thing.
The Gleeb Rash Thames?
Gleeb. Got it, got it.
Because I was saying Glebe.
And people were like, don't take Glebe.
So it's Gleeb.
Okay, good to know.
The Gleeb.
Oh, awesome. Thank you. So nice to meet you guys.
You mind if I get a quick picture with you?
Oh, sure. Nice to meet you.
You guys like only use my Pikachu.
Yeah, they can do it.
Wow, I like your Pikachu.
Thank you.
Are you guys shopping around?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did you- did you buy anything yet?
Uh, I got a, uh, punk-o-pop from Hunter x Hunter.
Wait, which character?
Uh, he's from the Phantom Troop.
His name is Nobu Naga.
Oh, that's a good one.
Oh, do you have it?
Yeah.
Wait, yeah, I love Hunter x Hunter.
That's my favorite anime, but I don't know who Nobu Naga is, so maybe I'm a fake fan.
Oh, this guy!
Hi! Yes! With the hair!
Yeah, I'm a big fan of your stream.
Thank you! What's your name?
My name is Edward.
Edward, nice to meet you, Edward.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you for saying hi. What's your name?
I'm Tom.
Tom, nice to meet you all.
Nice to meet you too.
What's your name?
I'm Emily. Nice to meet you, Tom and Edward.
Have a great Gleeb garage sale.
Yeah, great Gleeb garage sale.
Thank you! Bye-bye.
Great.
I walk away because I'm actually famous.
I'm not famous, guys. I'm not famous.
LARP. No.
Big fan. Okay. Uh-oh.
What? That's so weird. Okay. I don't think I can go deep into Ottawa.
When I go deep into Ottawa, that's when the stream ends. So strange.
Okay. Um,
if 10 million people know you, know of you, you're famous.
I think ten people have seen my face, but I don't think they know my name
But they've seen my face. So what does that mean?
Must be
Maybe there's like some EMP from the houses like the
Okay, okay, we're going back. We're going back.
Lea, Lea, Lea.
Um, and so weird.
Could be the structure of this place.
You would think they would have, it's the, it's the microwaves or something.
Yeah. At least it worked a little bit.
Okay, unfortunately, we probably can't buy something from the Lea Garagtail.
I don't think I could anyway because of uh, I don't even have a cat.
So, I want to see this thing.
Oh, I can't.
Oh my god, it's so weird.
It's so weird I literally can't like right where my foot is.
But onto the driveway at F's.
Like what?
Strange.
Strange.
Okay, let's go.
Let's go!
Um, still no Canadian cash.
I'm gonna try to go this whole trip without converting my cash, because I'll just use
my credit cards and call it a day.
Okay, I am going to go to Parliament Hill.
Yay!
The cash is so pretty.
Very nice.
Let me see how far of a drive it is and we can learn about
Freaking history of Ottawa and Canada from now on go to Bayward Market ways that close I
Feel like I'm like deserted in Canada because this my phone ran out of battery
like this phone ran out of battery around a data there's nothing here and
then it's like I can't I can't even call an Uber the stream is effing like what
is happening? wait I missed Toronto can we go back to Toronto the signal was
actually good there um okay let's see I'm stranded I'm stranded in Ottawa come
back like uh no this is cool though and it also does show okay I'm gonna drive
I'm gonna drive back to the car Bayward mark by word market yes yes
Toronto rules, oh the weather ban Toronto today too. Oh no, I'm lost. Where did I come from?
Oh, okay, I know, I know. Okay, that's what you get for going to Ottawa. No, say it ain't so.
Okay, by the end of today's stream chat we're gonna love this place. Don't worry. I'm gonna
especially love it because I'm gonna eat this shawarma and I'll be like this is the best shawarma
I've had my entire life. Okay, it's going to it's going to completely turn everything around. I can't wait
Hope so
Yes, it's gonna have great sites and as you know, I freaking love shawarma and I haven't had shawarma in forever
So it'll be yummy
Yes, so far all the interactions have been really nice and
You know, we're all just people and people are nice people I would say
so it's been it's been good it's a rainy weekend yes that's fine my legs are
cool wow I like your dinosaur did you get at the garage sale I did what can I
see wow oh that's so nice for free do you have a name for him not yet oh wow
I hope you treat you well.
Nice to meet you guys.
They take care.
That's a cool...
Oh, Emily!
What do you know?
See, Emily!
I told you!
Did I tell you my name earlier?
Oh, you have such great memory.
Wait, tell me your name.
Sir G.
Sir G.
Okay, nice to meet you, Sir G.
I found out that you pronounce it like Gleeb.
Gleeb.
Yes, yes.
So now I know it's Gleeb.
Thank you, Sierra Gay.
Have a great day.
Yes, thank you.
You're such a great day.
Thank you, bye.
Thanks so much.
Sierra Gay, how nice.
Go over here.
It's called the Gleeb.
The Gleeb Market, yes.
Wait, did I tell him my name?
I did.
I said hi.
I'm Emily and I'm from Texas.
Oh, he has such great memory, even better than mine.
Oh, how sweet.
You know, just like a little Slovenian grandpa, I think.
Sergei, gift, great memory.
Wait, was he a Russian or was he a Selenian?
I'm not quite sure.
No, it was like two minutes ago.
Oh, whoopsies.
Okay, who's ready to learn about history?
I can't wait.
Do you know anything about Parliament Hill?
No, but I do know that pirates used to sanitize
their water with silver points.
No way.
Yes, and they also used to wash the canopy
that used to drive the air, used to wash it weekly,
and then it'd collect the water, the drainage system,
and two barrels, and then it'd toss silver in it.
To make it clear.
And they didn't realize they kept,
yes, everyone had to drop their silver in it,
steal it lose their hands. Oh they lose their hands? That's why I did lose their hands like it was these.
That's one of the factors because that could take the silver and that's also
where distillation came from because they just don't want it through copper
and they throw broken chairs or whatever they can burn because if they
didn't have water they would die because in the ocean you can't drink ocean water.
Salt, salt, yes. And if they go to shore the English would get them.
Oh, English! Oh, now our...
Our, we made tea.
Our, wow, you know so much about pirates, that's so cool.
Thank you for the fact.
So the beer is most.
Oh, yes, yes, I like the beer.
Our, we made it.
What?
Did you ever want to be a pirate?
No, not really.
Thank you for the fun fact.
I'm visiting from Austin, Texas.
Is there something in Ottawa that I have to see, you think?
Oh, I like the forest around here.
The forest.
The blue. There's no mosquitoes there.
you get on the ball? Oh that's nice. Yeah because it's so like I think it was half
clean or half velocity so there's no mosquitoes there. I love that. Beavers in
the flesh? Yeah yeah I was like what? Beavers right here. Oh that's so cute! Yeah I'm going to
Parliament and I'm gonna go to Major Hills Park I think.
The museums are cool they're free on Thursdays. Oh okay. Yeah that's good
that's very good. And then we have the arcades. Let's see maybe we can go. Thank you so much.
What's your name? Pete. Pete, Emily, nice to meet you. Pete's a great pirate name too. Thank you. Bye, Pete. Thank you.
Oh, this is their weapon too? Oh, oh.
Whoa, hey, wait, that was impressive.
Uh, what is it called? Eskimos. Eskimos? No, I never had a...
They're like batons.
Wow.
I know they used to something very similar.
Or a night wing.
Can I try?
Want me to film you?
Oh.
Good.
I got you.
So you stood it around?
Wait.
I'm sorry.
Is that OK?
Ooh, there you go.
No, don't worry.
It's I sand it.
You want to stand right there?
And try spinning it in your palm.
Let's go.
Yeah, there you go.
It's OK.
It takes time.
No, no, it's just it's just what can you try to do it again? Wow
Whoa whoa
Wow, it's so impressive Pete
Hey, hey hit it. Thank you so much. Did you do garage sale stuff?
Oh, yeah, why'd you get some good sales today?
All right
Hope we've got a lot of potatoes. Oh potatoes. Very delicious bag. Oh, you like you like fries?
I'm like, no, it's like that's on both of them mash them put them in the stew. You know
I potatoes I eat all the time. I haven't heard that song
But I think I mixed up with the king one if I could have a stop thousand sandwiches I eat them all at once
mmm
Sandwiches wait the score
Oh, it's one of the rings. I love the rings. Yeah, he's a my god. Yeah, I'm twitch streaming
Do you know twitch? I'm millennial
Hey, you should start streaming I feel like you're really good at this
I did a little bit of Facebook before I boomed YouTube delete some of it before you get Facebook mixer
Uh, I think it was a mix streamer.
Oh, just like the live thing?
Yeah, there was no advertising or money in the back then.
And I had kids, so.
Wow, that's awesome!
I've been living here from the States, you know, Memphis Jookin.
That's cool.
You know Memphis Jookin?
Memphis Jookin?
I'm just walking.
I don't know how many people have gotten streamed.
Mixer is Microsoft.
Oh, okay.
Mafia?
Mafia, Mafia, Mafia.
Do you watch any streamers?
Streamers, bro?
I am a streamer!
Emily, what are you doing in Ottawa?
What?
What?
Oh, good evening.
Oh, nice.
Nice and honest.
Yes.
What?
Yeah.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, thanks, Pete.
Hi.
What are you doing in Ottawa?
I'm driving around Canada, and then I'm staying here for the day.
What?
Yes.
But anything fun I should do in Ottawa.
I believe Mark is happening right now.
Yes.
I did go.
My signal was bad, sadly.
I'm going to Parliament Hill.
Parliament Hill is a big one.
We're about to go to Drip House right now
if you like coffee and stuff.
Oh, dad, no, have fun, girl.
I love the soup.
There's like, there's like the Byword Market.
Oh, yes.
Which you can go into.
There's a bunch of like museums.
Dude, that's why I'm like, what are you doing on Ottawa?
Ottawa's so like, not hyped like that.
I'm like, there's really nice sceneries.
There's really nice restaurants.
There's a lot of good culture and food.
Oh my god, okay, thank you.
So I'm gonna eat shawarma.
Shawarmas, okay, yes, shawarmas.
You're up for your shawarmas, yeah, shawarmas.
Okay, three brothers, shawarma's the best shawarma.
Three brothers, shawarmas.
No, no, shawarma palace.
Shawarma palace?
Yes, shawarma palace.
Yeah, no, shawarma palace.
What about shawarma al-muno, muno?
Go ahead, how do you hear about that?
Oh no, you don't know about that one?
That one's bad.
I don't know about it.
Oh, Frank, okay, that's not good, then.
Okay, wait, you like three brothers
And you like Schwarmapalice?
Those are good.
Okay.
Okay, I might go to those two today.
And then we'll, okay, I'll try those two.
So nice to meet you.
So nice to meet you.
I want to take a picture of you.
Of course.
Yeah, nice to meet you.
We're just in the car like.
I was like, is that him?
That's so funny.
I know, she literally noticed you and I was like,
stop, that is actually me.
Aww.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Diane.
Diane, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
What's your name?
Nice to meet you guys!
Have a good time in Ottawa!
Thank you! So fun!
Thank you!
Well, people are so nice here!
You look vaguely familiar. You do.
You think so?
I love your hair!
I had done.
Oh my god! Wait, did you dye the hair?
No, it's a straight.
Oh, it's straight? Oh, it looks great.
I couldn't tell at all.
Oh, what's your name?
Rose! Oh, I'm paying so nice to meet you. How many subscribers do you have? I don't even know. I have at least a thousand followers.
Okay, right on. So that's a plus. I've been to Niagara Falls in Toronto and then
Have you seen the butterflies in Agriples?
No, I didn't.
They have them in Montreal too.
Oh, some butterflies?
They have them in Ottawa, but they removed them in March.
Wow, oh dang it.
Yeah, yeah, they're going to Montreal next to 200 batteries.
Oh, I am going to Montreal tomorrow.
Okay, well there you go.
They have butterflies somewhere there.
And the biodome.
You gotta do the biodome.
Biodome.
Ah, pain wigs.
I love pain wigs.
I love bats.
Okay, biodome in Montreal.
Oh, yes, the number one spot.
Okay, I'll keep that in mind.
Thank you.
Oh yes, of course.
So nice to meet you Rose and Pete.
and Pete oh yes oh yes extra Emily extra Emily yes
Have a good day. Bye Pete. Thanks so much. Thank you.
Oh, pirate Pete says bye bye.
Okay, can people write down that shawarma place?
Okay, so because then we can try between Diane and Pete's recommendations.
So we do shawarma palace versus three something shawarmas.
Three-door shawarma is her favorite
Yes, and we will we will compare pirate Pete's three brothers cool. Okay, we'll go to those two for dinner
Which one's gonna win which one's gonna be the best shawarma and then I'm gonna maybe I'll go to three places because
Jacob says the best shawarma place is shawarma al-muna
according to Reddit
We can do a reddit versus Diane versus Pete's
Oh shawarma showdown. Which one is it gonna be?
What does Jacob...
No, Jacob used the Reddit to find it. I trust the Reddit with ten uploads. Rose, thank you for the prime.
Thank you. Thank you and eat it for the two months and Tartee Poo-ewww!
Thank you. Zed my name 200 minutes. Pete, she has never seen Lord of the Rings. We've been trying to tell her.
Oh, yeah, so that was a Lord of the Rings song. I've never seen that!
Oh ho yo ho drinking my bread. What was it? It's like drinking my bread. La la la
Thank you, uh Gigi's what in the Tung Tung Sa Hoover so true. Okay, so
You think I can park around Parliament Hill?
Let me check the spot here
Except the one Saturday Motel lol. Oh, thank you. Yes
Um, it has been great. Even the one-star motel was nice. My car did not get towed. This is awesome.
Let me check if there's spot hero places. This Saturday it's busy. Prezzo! Oh my god, Prezzo,
I was thinking about you yesterday night. Like, like, like, un-unprompted. Okay, sorry, is it okay
if I talk about this? Prezzo, I thought about you and like, how you, how you got banned that one
time and I was like wait that's just so funny that that's just like that's what
happened you walked on I just thought about I was like that's so funny like
can I share the story Prezzo? I was thinking like what if I was
streaming like me sleeping and then like I just show up like make it on stream or
something and yes okay so basically Prezzo got banned because he got drunk on
stream once and then he he just got naked and walked on top walked onto the
camera like with his like naked that he got into bed and I'm like that she was
like so crazy and funny and the chat's probably like oh my god what was that and
then I just thought about that and I was like wow like you just you just went all
out it was it was so so funny to think about yeah it happens it happens you
know I'm glad everything's fine yeah
Can you like imagine the chap being like, huh, I just saw this caca and then
and then Prezzo's just like, oh, he's sleeping, he's drunk, but, oh my god, hope you're doing great.
Hello, Prezzo. Thank you for being here.
Okay, you, I asked Prezzo for Montreal suggestions, go up Mount Royal, get
Poutine Central Botanical Garden Biodome. Amazing. Okay, can you just text that to
me Bob and then we'll do that tomorrow. All right. But alas, that is Montreal stuff. What
is there to do with Ottawa? Okay, I'm gonna drive around. There has to be some stuff.
Okay, first of all, I have to find parking and I have to freaking like, there has to
be stuff to do here. Right? Like it has to be fun. Unless it's um, this is like Omaha
vibes I don't know I moved out of Ottawa because of this oh no way prezzo is an
Ottawa you're an Ottawa guan wow okay wait prezzo I'm going to Parliament Hill
I'm going to major Hills Park I'm going to the art museum is there anything else
that I need to maybe do and connect to the Wi-Fi by word market I'll go
there and then get shawarma surely that's that's enough uh i don't like beaver tails no there's
nothing else okay i mean today can be the day that i lark as a history enjoyer and an art
enjoyer it's fine i can do that get drunk and regret your decisions okay well no there's nothing
else to do. Unfortunately, Gleebe Street has no connection somehow. It's just like the
streets suck up the data. Okay, I'll figure it out. $2 all-day parking at City Hall Parade,
very close to Parliament Hills and Byward Market. Thank you. Let me look it up. We are
going to go to City Hall Parade. Say less. I just need parking and then we're good. You'll
love to see it. Check Ottawa is not boring Instagram for ideas. Damn they're coping that
hard. They need an Instagram saying trust us. Ottawa is not boring. Okay, sure, sure.
I believe you guys, I believe you guys.
Park at City Hall.
Hi again, Emily.
Hi!
Queen's Way Hotel manager here again.
Hello.
I'm kind of glad you're not staying here tonight
after you meet all those showermas.
City Hall.
We just had the toilet fixed.
Yeah, I'm going to be pooping up a storm.
Okay, this starlink is a little bit weird.
City Hall, off we go.
With the byword market.
Is this the first Ottawa IRL stream you guys have seen?
Who else has been here?
Anyone?
Okay, well, we'll try to see as much as we can, I guess, yes.
What other streamer has come to Ottawa?
No one goes here.
Nah, surely there must be some fun things to do.
Okay, here's the map.
Okay, this is a Twitch first.
Okay, so we're at the Gleed, and then this is the Parliament.
I knew that Ottawa was kind of cooked.
When I saw a content suggestion in Discord,
it's like, hey, welcome to Ottawa.
You should check out the museums.
I like the Bank of Canada Museum.
And I'm like, oh, brother, is that the best thing
you guys got?
And I should have known right then and there.
I was like, no way that your favorite thing
is going to the Bank of Canada Museum.
please there has to be something else um okay we'll go to city hall uh
that okay i just parked there city hall can i um bike places or something yes uh
Okay, that's so close to everything and then let me see where by word market is
By word market
Perfect
Okay, let's try that
And then maybe we'll just walk today and get some good steps in
All right
Do the boat tour
in Ottawa
Sure
Okay, I'm gonna check spot hero Parliament Hill
And then we're gonna get going I guess yes
Okay, sorry is it the the redow this thing you go here too is that the boat tour the redow canal promenade
Okay, we can do that
Okay. Pacific Mall! Let's go to the Pacific Mall, guys. I'm sorry, I'm not going to the Pacific Mall.
Okay, I found a parking lot. I'm going to book it, and then I'm going to pay. WSpotHero.
Okay, $10 parking, easy.
Uh, okay, sorry.
We are getting set up.
Don't worry guys, I know you're really excited to see what Ottawa has to offer.
We are on our way very soon.
Trust me.
Just a little bit of set up.
While we wait, let's do a recap.
We got moosey, pepe, um, didn't work, but we also got flowers, very pretty, all the
I want to watch.
Catch up for later.
And honey chips.
OK.
It says the price is no longer available.
Please try again later.
What the heck?
Some snackies.
Please work. Oh, and the beaver in the back. Oh, it worked. Okay. Let's go. Open with maps.
Let's see. 15 minute drive. That's fine. Look at this goofy all row. What the heck is this?
What the heck is this? Why am I, why don't I do all that? Okay, let's go. We'll get some
music playing, some autowaguan classics.
Oh fuck.
Let's go!
Ok this should be good, I should be able to park there.
good I should be able to park there all day and then we can walk around and
explore Ottawa. YAY!
This is such a nice song!
Such a nice city!
Anyone like this? Frick! Oh, okay. I thought there was like
Um, since there's road closers, I'm like, I hope we can make it through, but I think we can't.
Oh my god, there's so many people.
Um...
There is traffic! There's auto traffic!
Wooo! Pedestrians! I don't wanna sure I don't hit anyone.
Can you imagine the hate threat if I hit a pedestrian?
I'm going to be very vigilant.
Very good driving.
Turn this off.
What?
You don't like this off?
I think it's kind of nice.
Okay.
Okay.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Okay, well can chat recommend some Canada songs I need to feel more Canadian
I can't believe we have real auto watch it a lot to watch to get some chat
my heart will go on did you guys know that Shawn Menace is also from Canada same with
Justin Bieber, Avril Lavigne, Drake, who else is there? Pretty good! Yeah, it's pretty good to me!
Well listen to some Justin Bieber, isn't he like canvas pride and joy?
I mean, I would say he's probably,
I think he's probably the most popular one.
Wait, has there been anyone close to being as influential as Michael Jackson?
Do you think this is just a normal debate?
I think Michael Jackson really like the best of the best.
I think no one else has come close to Michael Jackson, is that true?
Celine Dion?
No, I don't think so.
I wish, I wish there was like a, a slay, slay female singer who's as popular but, uh, like
Bruno Mars.
Wait, and Bruno Mars, that's impactful, I mean, have you heard Apatua?
That song's so good.
For some reason, I'm just like a big Bruno Mars fan.
I don't even listen to all his songs, I just think he's really good.
And I'm like, he's just very talented, he's can sing very well, and I'm like, Queen's good too.
But maybe it really is just Michael Jackson's just number one.
I haven't seen the movie yet, by the way. I probably won't watch the movie because I don't
really listen to a lot of his songs, but that's quite cool. Like, he was generational.
It's kind of scary here. You never know if the stop sign is like a four-way stop sign
or if it's just a two-way or something. No accident, please. Okay, we're eight minutes
away from Parliament Hill, guys. Who's excited?
Me.
Me.
Yay, Ottawa!
Yay.
I can't believe Prezzo lived here.
This is even worse than Omaha, Nebraska!
I'll say it.
I well I haven't seen enough yet, but is this like the Midwest of Canada Ottawa like just boring there's nothing to do
Nothing to see she hates it. No, no, no, no, no, I don't hate it. We barely seen it. I will I will have an open mind
We have seen enough
It gets worse Loki. This is like the fourth best city of the country
They can't have my suck ass.
No way.
Okay, I'm gonna assume the best four cities of the country are like Banff, Montreal, Toronto,
Ottawa.
Oh, I feel so bad.
I feel so bad for Canadians.
Ain't no way.
Now that I think about it, I guess the US is kind of cool because there's just like
So many big cities.
Like, there's so many places to do stuff in America.
That's one thing that we're good at.
It's like, we have New York, we got LA, we got like,
Austin, just anywhere you go, I guess,
it has like one big city and that's kind of cool.
Whereas Canada is like,
a lot of variety of scenery in America.
Cool!
That sounds nice.
Banff is not a city.
Oh, okay.
It should be.
And then it'll be the most beautiful city.
Alright, we're entering into this the downtown area.
Nature.
I like nature.
Okay, we definitely have our Montreal plan laid out.
Biodome and stuff.
We'll do that tomorrow.
Also, I'm going to try to
party and go to bars tomorrow in Montreal on a Sunday night if I get
scared I'm going home I don't know if it gets lit on Sundays but we haven't done
a nightlife stream yet in Canada gotta see if they get down and dirty here I
really wish I could have like gone to a club or something but I have to drive
on the weekend. So we'll just go on a Sunday night and call it a day. Okay chat
five minutes away. Look at these buildings on the left. This is the north
Wait, what is this? This is called the Canadian Museum of Nature. That's so nice.
And it's the Victoria Memorial Museum. Wow. So many museums here. There's a
a glass ball. This looks cool. It's a dinosaur museum. Unfortunately, I'm not like the most
excited about museums, but we'll go to the art museum today and maybe it will like it
or something. And eat shawarma of course. So that'll be good. Very nice. I'm a larper today. Yes,
yes, I'm a larp. The Vinci Van Gogh, Claude Monet. He is ahead of his time. Yoss, I love the symbolism
in the artwork here blah blah blah. Did you guys have to take art class in high school?
I took, I've taken like five art classes in my life and okay I took a, what is it? I think it was like
western art analysis class at Columbia and I learned nothing but I learned a little bit about like churches
and how churches are very detailed with the architecture and wait I learned actually nothing
in these classes bro I forgot it all what the heck
oops that's fine okay go over here is that bad like is that bad that you know
Now, Columbia education costs, you know, like a hundred K and I leave not knowing anything.
Oops.
Like if I try to remember one thing I learned in a college class, I learned, I don't know
Python, I don't know C++, I don't know Java.
I took, I took clothing classes for all of those.
I don't remember anything.
Uh, I remember adding matrices together in math class, you know, when you have
like a nine, uh, three by three matrix and then you want to add it to another matrix,
you just add every cell together.
But that's kind of basic knowledge.
Um,
I'm done now.
I used to be so smart.
This street looks poppin.
There's something going on here.
We have arrived at civilization.
Not bad, not bad.
Let's see.
There's...
Oh, okay, bytown?
Buds. Express cannabis store, bruh.
They love cannabis in Canada.
That's cool.
Most people don't use their degree.
Yeah, I'll just say like no one really uses their degree
in school, right?
We need some gummies.
I'm good, I'll pass.
No more weed gummies.
I'll be fine.
He's jade walking with some melons.
Cannabis and Canada
It makes sense and make sense now
Here's how to turn right and then we'll make it
Oh, it's a 40. Oh look at that! Look at the crosswalks though! They're rainbow!
Oh my god, they're allies here. That's so nice
They have the rainbow crosswalk and they have um rainbow like things on the
plane and off the lampposts oh it's what you do to me
oh giant panda spa there's a Bell Store another cannabis store okay you like to
see it. They have fuh and what else do they have? Oh, do they have gay bars here?
Scooters? Nice. I want a scooter like that. That'd be cute. I really like fuh.
Well, it takes great.
Our parking spot. Perfecto.
Uchroperfecto.
Okay, it's already been an hour in the stream. I've seen nothing. So let's get a move on.
I probably have to leave for Montreal by like nine.
So hopefully there's like a nothing, uh, we can do everything in Ottawa.
Wait, what the? There's no one fucking here.
Um, we can do everything in seven hours.
Surely that's enough time.
Okay.
You know, we buy 830 actually.
And so it's a two hour drive.
And I don't want to be a zombie for Montreal tomorrow.
When I get lit and start partying.
So we basically did everything already.
Just go to Montreal.
Okay.
Honestly, like, Chad! Welcome to the stream! Oh my gosh! We made it to Ottawa! So I just
got here. The hotel that I stayed at was really nice. They had physical keys for the
door instead of like a hotel car. And I was like, wow, this is so Canadian. I did not
know that uh they had physical keys still. So I slept great last night and uh thank you for
coming to the stream we're gonna check out Ottawa now. Yes ignore the first hour of the stream
we did basically nothing. Um okay uh I'm going to Parliament Hill first and then we're going to
maybe check out Byword's markets get some food uh go to other things and I um I'm very excited to
the Ottawa. Of course, there's so much to do here. Help me. No, it'll be great. Yay!
Thank you, Mr. Jeremy, for 200 bits. It's the people that matter, not the city.
True. It is all about the people. And Pete and Diane and every in Rose, they've
been great so far and Sergei is also really nice yeah nothing but good vibes
wow my legs are actually cut a sore oh shut off the car and lock the car shut off
Oh
My keys
All right, let's go
Wow chat this is awesome
Oh, yeah!
Hi, Sina!
Missed you!
I could just see Sina soon.
I'm so excited.
Hope you're doing great, Sina.
I am in Ottawa, doesn't it look so nice?
Oh, yeah, Sina, look at this, uh, this store that I saw yesterday.
In, um, in Toronto.
Oh my god, I miss Toronto so much.
This is great. Look, this store is called Cineholic. That's me.
I was like, they got Cineholics out here. Amazing. Okay, Parliament Hill. I walk and then
turn left and then boom. Okay, cool. Looks like Austin. Everyone always sends me that. It's so
Wait, what? Is it like a worldwide thing? The Cineholic store? Or is it just a Canada thing?
Ah, dang it! I wasn't the first one to show that to Cineh.
Aw, frick. I'm not special. It's okay.
This looks really nice, right? No, I love it!
it's in North Carolina too oh it's not I thought it was just a can of thing
Chow we haven't had Tim Hortons yet or Harveys am I really missing out on the
Canada experience we can do the the Tim Hortons eating the drinking the ice
cappuccino that everyone talks about and there's also Harveys nope missing out
on nothing. Great. I mean make sure I'm going the right way. We are perfect. Okay, well
I guess I'm just gonna be walking in the app in. So, E-Rob is trying that. Wait, then
I had to do it before E-Rob. So let's go. Uh, I go right down here, and then it should
be good egg expectation cute oh it's probably like an egg restaurant that's
nice how nice you think Saturday would be the day it's popping maybe it's too
early
I just don't think people live here.
I mean, maybe they're all at the Gleed garage sale.
Like, I don't... I was not expecting it to be a poppin city, that's for sure.
Okay.
You're in my neighborhood!
Yes, it looks great.
So many auto-wog ones in chat!
Welcome, welcome!
I am enjoying your city.
Yes, it looks awesome here, okay?
Open mind, open mind, you're right.
I have to, I have to do the travel with an open mind, which I will, I'm bored.
People are nice.
Hello, first time chatterers.
Chatters
Wait
Wait, they got gamers here
They got me cool. What is this? Where am I?
Canada flag. Oh
Oh, it's just like a it's a computer store. Oh
collectible toys
See
And what are these there? What are these Pokemon things are these good?
Oh, my.
I see they like anime in Ottawa, too.
There's a, what's his name, DU?
Oh, yeah, DU.
Formula One, that's happening tomorrow.
Cool, stranger things.
Hi, who's that?
I like her.
And who's that? I like her a lot. Okay, this is cool. I didn't know they had
weebs stuff along with like the computer stuff. Legos? What? Is this new? A one-piece
Lego set? I've never heard of that before. Oh, I know that the weeds are jumping for
joy at that one. They're definitely getting the one-piece Lego set. And they
I have the Baratay? Wait, what? It's new?
Guys, I do not care enough about one piece to get this.
I have never seen anyone talk about this.
The Baratay. Three thousand pieces.
Bro, get it. Guys, I couldn't even make it past like
volume 10 of the manga. I got too bored.
No one's been talking about this stuff.
Do it or beta? Okay, then I'll be beta. Okay, okay, I don't want to be like, okay, I'm not
going to kind of spoil anything, but can I just say something real quick about One Piece?
So I was, I was reading One Piece, right? It's not spoilers, I think, but I was reading
it, I made it to like volume 20 of the manga. And then something in the, like something in
storyline happened where it was like okay like that's really bad like that's that sucks and then
like everything's just fine like and then people I like took it like okay so this bad thing happened
but somehow everything's fine and they just keep going like normal and then my friends are like
yeah it's plot armor and I'm like well that's just stupid because because then it's just like what
like you would think that something bad would happen where like if he gets hurt really bad that
that he would, you know, get fucked up,
but they're like, okay, it's just back to normal.
And then I'm like, well, that was just dumb.
It was dumb.
And then I was like, okay,
I can't really read more one piece.
I feel like I'm getting, my immersion is breaking, you know?
It's, it's just like,
Luffy just has like crazy plot armor.
And I'm like, well, that's the stupid.
So, yes, I'm in Ottawa, very nice to meet you.
Hi Patrick, nice to meet you Patrick.
I'm going to Parliament Hill,
I'm going to Byward Market in all those places. Yes, thank you.
It's a bit boring city, but I mean like there's a little bit of stuff to do.
Gato Park is really cool to cross the water there.
Okay, yeah. What do you recommend?
Um, what do I recommend? What have you done?
I've been to the Gleave.
I've done basically nothing. I went to Gleave, yes.
Have you been to Lansdowne? No.
So the Gleave and Lansdowne are like kind of connected.
Byward Park is kind of cool, but I mean it's more partying.
Oh, party party, okay.
You're going to go see the White House?
Yeah! How fun!
Okay, it's down there.
Thank you Patrick, nice to meet you.
So nice.
Is that me?
Okay.
Wow, we're going to see the White House, guys.
Ottawa is the capital of Canada.
But yeah.
That's why I stopped reading one piece.
I was like, this is just dumb.
And also, I don't think I'm
really much of a manga reader.
I'm more of like a I like having music in color. So I was thinking if I were to
Consume one piece I would probably want to do it like watching one pace or watching the remake or whatever
Cuz yeah, like manga. It's cool, but I want music. I want like I
Wanted to be enjoyable. So perhaps some one pace maybe
Have I seen the Spider-Verse movies?
I guess so.
I don't remember.
I watched one recently, but I wasn't really paying attention.
And then, I don't know how many Spider-Verse movies there are.
Is that the animated one?
There's two, right?
I don't know.
I watched like something.
I don't even know what I watched.
It was okay, I guess.
Yeah, two so far.
Yeah, I said I don't really know the plot.
The manga is black and white.
I know.
It is kind of annoying.
Oh, I forgot I was walking through Ottawa for a second, but then I looked at this
Bus and look at it. They have the maple the maple leaf on the side
How cute
They love their maple leaves here
What is the last movie you completely remember the last one I watch is project Hail Mary which I can't shut up about
I know people like talk about it, but it's such a good movie
I really, I really liked it.
Project Hail Mary, I was able to pay attention to it for two and a half hours without like,
without it losing my attention.
So I was like, wow, such a good movie, it's great.
I highly recommend Oscars and Predator.
Why do I feel like people are going to forget about it by the time there's like Oscar nominations?
It's all recency bias, huh?
it does get some uh some rec slow okay what is that up there um oh i haven't seen obsession
yet but i want to watch that when i'm back in austin that sounds fun it's green and
castle like it dragged a bit i thought it was pretty well paced yeah it was a long movie
That's the Parliament! No way! Thank God we get to see the Ottawa Parliament! Wow!
Okay, we're here guys! This is the Parliament Hill that we have all been waiting for!
Wait, you guys have prime ministers here?
Okay, so I barely know the US government and I sure as heck don't know Canada government.
So you guys have a prime minister and then what?
And it was Justin Trudeau and I found out three days ago that Justin Trudeau was gone
because he's busy dating Katy Perry.
So who is it now?
like who's in who's in power there's a king okay Mark Carney now and do people
like Mark Carney are they like okay he's cool Katie is the Queen now nice part of
Commonwealth no no we don't oh no we do okay there's a yes okay 50 50
I mean, that's politics, so...
Very cool. Now I know Mark Carney.
Wow, it looks cool!
Wait, so does Mark Carney oversee Ottawa or all of Canada?
He's the big behouga for all of Canada?
That's kind of crazy.
Alright.
Very nice. He's all of Canada. Cool. Okay, so he's like the president almost I
Like the slanted flowers
Should we go up there
That looks nice and then this is Parliament Hill
Let's see it beautiful
Yeah, true.
I'm so bored.
No, no, no, no, no, this is great.
Okay, we'll make it fun.
Okay, let's party.
Ottawa, 200.
Bonjour, downtown.
Okay, so we have very beautiful architecture.
And there's a... why do I think Ottawa is like a pop and city or something?
I have to cut this short.
Open mine.
Got good music.
Aw, I really like the flowers.
They're so erect.
Right?
Wow! Okay, that's pretty.
Are they tulips? Oh, that's nice.
Okay, pretty flowers. Tulips.
lips. Uh-huh. Probably can take some nice photos here. You should go see the flame. What's that?
Pretty!
Flowers! What Nick say? Is she trying to find an agent lookalike in Canada? What does that even mean?
This is Nick right now typing on his type. Wait, is he on his phone or is he on his desktop?
He's on his phone. He's he's sitting on his couch, catchy next to him, looking beautiful.
He looks like Nick and he's like, that one's going to do numbers in the extra Emily chat.
No, I'm not trying to find an agent lookalike.
I'm enjoying Canada, and I'm enjoying
the beautiful Parliament Hill.
Did I see Nick playing basketball?
Wait, like two years ago, maybe.
His bare belly is out.
Okay, so is that it?
Is that just the main thing?
I know there are really pretty, like, gardens and stuff.
Did I miss it?
Oh, wait, we're not there yet?
wait we haven't seen the real thing that's just part of it okay we have to
go over here this is the this is the big boy
hello nice to meet you
oh sorry about that
nice to meet you, yes
you took the train all the way down town and then I popped up the stream and you were gleeping
and I was like oh freak oh you went to gleep
dang it
and you were like gleep socks I'm gleeping
and then you came all the way down here
yes yeah okay no I'm gonna have an open mind at Ottawa
I think the part of it will look great and anything else you recommend?
It's that way.
That way? Yes, I'll go that way.
Hi!
Oh!
I see you're going to a pack battle.
Yes! I would love that!
A pack battle!
Oh my god, okay, should I go first?
Uh, what's with my same pack?
Okay, let's do it.
So, uh, do you collect Pokémon cards for fun usually?
I sure do.
Wow, I love it.
What's like your favorite card you've ever collected?
Uh, actually out of this set I just pulled like the most expensive one
immediately sold it. You did? How much did you sell it for?
650 US. Nice! US? That's amazing!
Yeah, I sold it to an American. What Pokemon was it?
We're Ninja. We're Ninja. Ooh, amazing.
Sorry, I'm like, snotting. Okay, here we go.
Yeah, okay. Oh, we go at the same time?
Yeah. All legs on camera. Perfect, perfect.
So, one to the front? Yeah.
Okay, thank you. Okay.
Ooh, the same!
I'm not sure you need it.
Ready?
Yep.
OK, let me get my, OK, here we go.
Woo!
Oh, do you go fast?
See here.
I have to make sure I don't.
Cute.
The pack battle.
Clay doll.
The oxys.
OK.
I'm going to get cooked, bro.
We're entering the shiny era.
OK.
Ready?
Oh.
Lines also.
Okay, three, two, one.
Oh my god.
Oh no!
Are they horrible?
Yeah.
Oh, it's okay.
I'll soak you this for memories.
Thank you so much.
What's your name?
Mike.
Nice to meet you, Mike.
Emily.
Thank you for the pack.
So nice.
Uh, I don't know.
Well, I freaking know.
Okay.
Sorry about that.
I'm starting everywhere.
Sorry it was hard to find me.
No, it's fine.
Okay.
Um, have you lived in Ottawa for your whole life?
No, I'm from Nova Scotia.
This is not an Ottawa accent.
Oh, interesting. Where is Nova Scotia?
East. Actually, East Canada.
Okay, cool, cool.
Ontario, Quebec is much more Canada than East.
Oh, really? Okay.
East of Quebec.
Oh, nice to meet you, Mike. Thank you so much.
Thank you. Thank you for the pack.
Hi. Thank you.
I don't hate it. I don't hate it.
I'm Christian, or Kateria.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, Carteria!
Nice to meet you.
I saw on the Discord, you're like, I don't know about this night, but I'm so glad.
I'm so glad you said hi.
No, no, never.
Listen, did you have a stream?
Yeah.
It's Carteria.
How's it going, everyone?
Hello.
Great to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
And then this is lovely, Mike.
Mike, thanks guys.
Is that a catching crunch in the Discord?
I did not.
Okay.
Wait, I used that for the Glut.
Oh, thank you, Mike.
Of course, she started at the other end.
Thank you so much.
We got two great disc orders here. I never would have expected Ottawa to be on like one of your destination places
Yes, it's a nice stop. I think this is good and then and then yes, I'll go to over there
It's it's I like the thing about it was more like a historical relaxing city
Relaxing have like sure the events and stuff like Toronto and Montreal and but it is nice to see cuz it's like good for chilling
Yes, and and relaxing which is good. Yeah, so it's like one day is probably
Oh definitely maybe two hours?
Yeah, two hours.
I'll say you're really, I think there's like seven hours of stuff. There's a lot of a lot of
I mean I feel like you can make this adventure, you know?
Yes, yes.
Okay, perfect. I'll just walk around.
Doritos Center.
Doritos Center?
Oh, Doritos Center.
Dang, I thought it was the Rideau Center.
Three, four, three more over there.
There's a lot of people in there.
Oh, fine.
The Rideau Center.
OK, I'll look at that, too.
The streets are all closed because there's a big marathon.
Yeah, I heard about the race.
Oh, that's good.
Thank you so much, guys.
Thank you for saying hi.
Yes, love it.
Would you like to just grab a stream pic?
Of course.
Oh, we can go real quick.
Please, Cartaglia, thank you.
And I have something to say to chat.
OK, yes.
I just want to say chat, no matter where you are,
how you're doing.
Oh wait, I just repeat it. Sorry, the car's so loud.
No worries. No matter where you are, how you're doing today,
whether you're having breakfast or dinner, whether you're at work or at home enjoying the stream,
just know that I think you all look good today.
Alright?
Hey! That was good!
How romantic!
And the other guys are like, let's do it!
Ooh, I love!
They're blushing!
There you go. Lovely.
Aw, nice and nice, y'all!
Thank you so much!
Oh, thank you!
Thanks, Mike!
Oh, thank you, Mike! That's so kind!
You had your little sad time, right?
I was like, oh, fuck, I know.
Aw, thank you, Mike!
Yes, I'm glad to be back. Thank you for supporting the streams and stuff.
Nice to meet you!
Hello Earthlings! Nice to meet you guys! No, no worries! Great to meet you! Yes, of course!
Are you guys Autoblog ones?
No, but from the next city over, Gatno.
Gatno! Oh, okay, I've seen that on the map!
Yeah, nice! Nice to meet you!
Oh, don't worry! Nice to meet you!
I have so much to see, you know, I've barely, you know, got to dig into the surface of the
city, but I think it'll be great.
I'm going to get shawarma.
I'll probably get three shawarmas that they're known to be really good here, so that'll
be good.
And yeah, it'll be fun.
Thank you for saying hi.
I hope you have fun in Ottawa.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Bye.
Thank you.
Bye bye.
Bye-bye!
Can you totally have Canadian accents?
Yeah, there's so much to see.
Uh, great, great.
Oh, everyone is so nice.
Okay, um, let's go here.
I'm gonna blow my nose.
And then, let's walk to Parliament Hall
and go to the...
the museum.
Yay!
Get some, get some poopine or something.
Waghwantarwama.
What's it like in New York City?
Everyone is nice as always.
Thank God, that's much better.
Okay, great.
All good.
We are good.
Yeah, I'll save the poutine for Montreal, I think. Music to my ears. Oh good.
Thank you for the five, Gifted! Thank you so much! Thank you, Gant!
Grant, thank you for the five! Hope you're doing great!
Thank you, Ice Cream and Blue Flawfuls for the gifted, and Alex for the prime. Appreciate ya!
Uh, my alerts are being so weird today. Thank you, Grant, for the five!
Okay, let's go. Time to see Parliament Hill. Amazing. Still haven't eaten yet. Yeah, it's okay.
I'm not like too hungry. I think I do need to get some water or something though. You got a bugger?
Oh, okay, here we go. Do the Haunted Walk of Ottawa. Now, is it like a ghost walk?
we've done one of those before where it's like they tell us ghost stories and stuff and then
i'm like bro this is kind of they're kind of lame i forgot where i did it but i'll pass haunted
so scary unfortunately the tulip fest is over it ended on may 18th and today's may 23rd
or else we could have seen some tulips it's okay though all right i think that's the parliament
right? I like the architecture. It's like looking at the White House, apparently. I love tulips.
Wait, they're still there. Looks very parliamently. Yes. Okay.
Okay. Um, chat. Should I start doing five get-thats-offs, wheelspins, and auto-line?
Oh, I am! Oh!
Okay, first thing.
Nice to meet you. Yes, of course.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too. Um, sorry.
What was your laptop for? You can't run a whole laptop.
I'm carrying it around a whole laptop because I'm going to try and play getting over it with my body right after this.
Oh, great.
Oh, that's so impressive.
Thank you.
Okay.
Thank you.
Of course!
Oh.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Pressure is on.
Oh.
Oh.
Wow.
Oh, are you a speed runner?
Okay.
Oh, I played the game kind of casually.
Oh, you have the golden pot.
That means that you're really good.
Yeah.
You have to beat the game 15 times to get that golden pot, and I've beaten the game like
700 times.
Oh my god.
Okay.
700 times.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
hundred times. And wow, you're definitely speed running away. Is this your favorite game?
Yes, I think so. Yeah. Wow, you're you're on a track pad too. Yeah. The track pad is like,
oh my god, this is such an awkward pose. The track pad is not that different from a regular
mouse okay but it definitely makes some things harder so when you beat it in
multiple times did you also okay you're doing amazing what's your name by the way
Milo Milo keep it up here I will take he's chass says bro is cracked he's
actually cracked and they're loving your laptop. Oh no. Doing great. Oh yes there we go. Wow good
skip. Thank you bro. You're doing amazing. Milo is so talented. Back when I was doing speed running
yes. I did I think I beat this game once but it took me about like two and a half hours. Yeah the
The game is like, you get like,
whoo!
You better add it over time.
Yes.
Oh, oh, it's you.
Oh, no, you did amazing!
Go Milo, go!
How are you doing, student?
Hello!
What are you doing in Ottawa?
Camatours, driving around.
Yes, you didn't come specifically for dinner.
Oh, definitely not.
Yeah, there's really not much going on.
Oh, no.
That's OK.
I'll go to walk over there to buy word, right?
Yes, yes.
Okay, can I give you a hidden gem as well?
Oh, please do.
I swear, only like 5% of people in Ottawa know this.
Wait, yeah, tell me.
So, yeah, go to the market.
Once you're in the market,
you're gonna spend some time there, enjoy it.
Go down Sussex towards the art gallery.
The art gallery.
And then behind the art gallery,
there's like a big mountain,
well, not a mountain, but like a hill.
Okay.
And it overlooks like all of Ottawa River,
Gatineau, like it's a really cool spot.
Ooh, okay, so is it Major Hills Park?
It's near there.
It's near there.
Chewy key points or something like that. Okay. Yes. That would be great. I would love to go find some hidden gyms
Sussex treat. Have you eaten yet? No, I haven't
Uh, so you've probably heard the shawarma here. Yes
The degvedem yeast food. Yes. I love edem yeast food. The fog here is incredible. The fog? The best fog you'll ever have in North America
Shut up. Probably not in like Asia or whatever, but I love fog. It's really good. There's a place called Saigon boy on summer set
Okay, it's a very very very Saigon boy. Okay. I might get that for lunch
I highly recommend it.
Really?
Because I really like fa.
The fa?
Yeah, what's the fa?
Okay, yeah, thank you so much for the racks.
No worries.
I don't want you to find it like completely boring there, but it is pretty boring.
No, don't worry.
It's very quaint and nice.
This is the view.
Oh, that's so nice.
So pretty.
Wow.
We'll go to the fa.
What's the fa?
So the mic, so we're like...
Okay, what's it called?
We're like here?
Kiweki Point.
Kiweki Point.
They're gonna go down here, they're gonna be here in the market, and then yeah, you kind of just walk behind our gallery.
Okay, perfect.
Last time I was there was a couple years ago, and I think it was close for construction, but it should be.
Okay, thank you. What's your name?
Good luck, Mike.
Nice to meet you, Mike.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you for the recs.
Good job, all, and Robert, I'll see you when you come in.
Thank you!
Nice to meet you, Mike.
Hello, Milo!
Hello.
How are you doing?
I'm doing good. I am still getting crossed by Orange Hell.
Oh, that's, oh, it's, this is called Orange Hell?
Yes, this orange spot is called Orange Hell.
Oh, that's when it becomes orange.
Yes, it becomes orange and also you start by going over an orange.
Oh, that makes sense.
Yeah, and so it's called orange hell because it's the hardest part of the game.
Really?
And normally I do not do that in it.
Oh, don't worry.
You're doing amazing.
You're playing, you're playing getting over it in like the Ottawa street on your track path.
Just even doing that is amazing in general.
Yes, and even brought a charger just in case.
Yeah, I did.
Yeah, just in case it doesn't go crazy.
I need to lock in.
You're doing awesome.
Have you heard of a glass track pad?
Yes, I have. This track pad has been kind of shredded if you look at it.
That's okay.
Okay, yes, locking in.
Track, can you see the screen?
I hope you can see the amazing skill and technique here
here with the golden pot. Yay!
Oh my god. Yippee! Okay, now it's the bats. Oh yay!
The bats are classic. If you get past the bats fast enough, they don't actually make
the jump scare sound. Ooh, interesting.
So that's not going to be this run. Yes.
But we will probably beat this before the treasure present has a chance to get down.
So there's like a second jump scare here if you get stuck at the long end.
A jump scare?
Yeah, so right where this hat is.
Jump scare!
But it's not gonna happen this time because you have to really wake here and it's like
a fake out.
It's like, oh you're trapped and it's like, oh you're gonna get an easy mode and then
you go for it and it's like...
Oh!
I like the Anvil part.
Yep.
This part was quite scary for me.
Yeah, it is quite scary.
It's not as big of a loss as Orangel, the real painful part is like, the nail is right
after this.
The only way to perform on the mountain is to the bucket. Oh good bucket jump
Yes, the only way to do this part though is to literally just memorize all of the spots where the
Inputs are because the wall is covered
But the wall is covered so you can't actually see where anything is you just have to like try how long have you been playing this game?
Oh my god
2020, 2021?
Oh my gosh, you got five years.
Oh, that's so great.
You have any, what was, oh, we're to the top.
Almost there.
He's about to, Miles about to fly away.
Oh, wow, congratulations.
Is that the first time you played getting over it
in the Ottawa street?
It is the first time I've played it in the street,
but it's the second time I've done like a thing like this.
First time was I reported myself feeding it in a train. Oh, that's fun.
Congratulations Milo! Is that like a 15 minute? Impressed. I didn't even forward it. Seven minutes.
Seven minutes. That's not too bad. Yes! Great job! Thank you. Yes, so good. Oh my god. And then
there's the truck hat. The truck hat. Yeah, it is kind of destroyed. That looks great.
Yes, so nice to meet you Milo. Thank you for sharing your amazing skill and talents.
I'm very impressed. I hope you don't forget your charge.
I'm not. You're doing just normal places right?
Yes, I think so.
Okay, I don't think anybody's mentioned Wolf Down, which is really really good.
Wolf Down? Wolf Down. It's like on Bank Street.
Okay.
So it's around here.
Okay, there's so many good ones. Thank you Milo. Have a great day.
You too.
Thank you.
How impressive.
He's a true gamer.
Yeah, so many.
I wonder, okay, I can definitely, I definitely can't eat four shawarmas.
I'm thinking, hmm, okay, we got a Milo wreck, a Diane wreck, a Pete wreck, and a Reddit
wreck from Jacob.
Oh gosh, these are hard.
is this crazy yes what a side quest maybe check their reviews yeah I can't even eat one I'll probably
just like eat a few bites of all of them either three's good okay how about I look it up online
and we pick the ones with the best reviews and then we'll do that so it's up to chance whichever one
we go to uh okay take a pic in front of this building all right the parliament
hill building I shall
looks like a castle right chat yes I do want to go to shawarma al-muna that's
the reddit one it's really good looks very formal
Okay, I love Ottawa, that's not parliament yet?
Oh, not bad.
Okay.
They do not care at all.
No, I love it!
Guys, this is great!
It's the Confederation Boulevard!
the national press building the eyes of the nation thank gosh you love it
we're gonna could barely muster a smile no no no I feel bad because the auto
walk ones are coming up to me they're like wait Emily you're not giving a
chance okay I will give it a chance this is this is um not every city like not
everyone wants to live in a big bustling city right like people want to be able
to to just like chill have a nice place where you know you have all the stuff
you need, you don't need the loud noises all the time and that's what Ottawa is for.
It's perfect because if you just want to, you know,
settle down here and live a peaceful life, that's perfect.
Oh my god, they have a Lego bag.
Where are they coming from? Where are all these teams coming from?
And they also have really nice flowers here and stuff.
Is this a school trip on a Saturday? Oh my!
to go to the Parliament? Oh, how boring. I don't know. I'm sure they liked it. I remember
when I was in school I had to go to like the freaking like Omaha Museum. It's called the
Durham Museum and I would always feel like this is the worst field trip ever. Yeah, they
like forced you to go to local places, to party and stuff. And at the Omaha Museum,
Okay, I say this story all the time. It was it was a fourth grade, right?
I I'm a little fourth grade Emily just on my little field trip and we show up to the museum and
the tour guide goes
Does anyone know who worn Buffett is and then I raise my hand so confidently. I'm like
And then the guys like oh my god who like what?
And then I'm like, yeah.
So a buffet is where you pay one price
and then you can eat everything
that you can fit in your stomach.
It's actually really great
because you get all this food for free,
like all this food for just one low price.
And it's really delicious.
And the tour guide goes, Emily, that's a buffet.
And I'm like, but I was so confident
because she said, she's a warm buffet.
And I was like, I don't know what warm means,
but I don't buff it, like buffet.
And then the lady's like, oh, nice try.
That's just, that's not warm buffett.
Warm buffett's a man who lives in Omaha.
And I'm like, oh my God.
And it was so traumatizing.
I know that happened.
Like I was traumatized.
And then I think ever since then,
I stopped raising my hand as much.
It scared me.
Gotta respect the confidence.
Thank you.
Oh, this looks fun.
There's people down here.
Right?
There's like flags waving and stuff.
No, I literally have like some,
yeah, some trauma from that.
Is this the parliament?
Is it under construction?
No.
Or is that the parliament?
Honestly, they all for the same.
So I'm not quite sure which one to which.
Look left, it's this?
The one that's under all the scaffolding?
Yes.
Ooh, they're playing chess.
oh my god wait that's so or a full
great I'm so bad at it maybe are you are you the
host of this game Brian this is your set I am
oh yes maybe I'll try a little bit thank you so
So much!
Nice to meet you!
Do I even play chess?
My TTS is a little bit weird.
Okay, I'm going to...
I'm going to raise up the strings so the TTS works.
Nemo trained me for this moment.
What does the sign say?
Oh, the sign's so nice!
Wait...
You are not alone!
Oh
Wait what what is the first one thing?
Bugs are not
Hi, nice to meet you
Um, yes, yes, I would like to hear your songs
Oh, I wish you best of luck on your game.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you guys.
Thank you.
Oh, sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Don't you want to just walk away?
Officer above?
So amazing, so nice to meet you.
You too, thank you.
Oh, I love women.
Oh, yes, I love women as well.
Oh, oh, yes, it looks great.
You sat down with the guys, sit down with us, play a game of chess.
See, I'm so bad at chess, but it's not because of the woman that...
I was going to see the Parliament Hill, but thank you so much.
When you stop with the guys, not for the women, that's odd.
Oh, no, it's not like it's not supposed to be like a deep thing.
It's just because I was like, oh, I should probably go, but I think this is great.
Thank you. Nice to meet you.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, let's go.
Okay, um, nice.
Wait, so should I go in here?
Yeah, no problem.
I was like, oh, sorry.
I didn't mean to do it on purposes.
No, no, no, this is great.
This is great.
How about a fire pit over here?
Okay, this is good.
No, it's great, it's great.
Okay, I'm going to reset the stream so I can...
CRTTS.
Okay, one second.
VRB!
Enjoy this...
Enjoy this fireplace.
Wow, why does it look like that?
Oh, how does it do that?
OK, BRD.
Oh, there's some crashes.
Grandma has so many kids.
Oh, my God.
Yes, you work so hard for that.
Thank you.
My favorite student, her name is Kim Kim.
Kim Kim?
Kim Kim, your name is Kim.
OK, we're back.
Let me make sure it works.
11 and thank you for the 200 bits.
Former Ottawa one here.
Whenever you're ready to cut this trip short,
you should grab 50 pounds of carrot.
And head to Park Omega on the way to the next stop
in Quebec to feed the deers.
Okay, good to know.
Thank you.
Whatever you want to cut it short.
Thank you, Kingi Rabbit for the prawn,
and Elephant Terra, and Don Room for 200.
So is this what people do for fun in Ottawa?
Yes.
Thank you.
Rich for the 200 bits.
Hey, it works.
Thank you.
I got that song stuck in my head, NGL exam study.
The Officer Bob song?
Wait, this is so cool.
How did you do that?
It's fire and water at the same time.
OK.
So this is Parliament Hill.
Very nice.
I like the flowers that they have everywhere.
It looks like a nipple, Loki.
how does it stay on fire and what does it mean
let's do it with the with the flowers in the back
okay hi nice to meet you
I literally rushed over here to buy you
oh yes thank you for thank you for coming
yes oh yeah that was so nice
I'm like that the one star. Yes. Yes. We love the difference. Yeah, thank you
Oh, thank you. What's your name?
Jonathan nice to meet you. Oh, I like your tattoos. Wow
This one. Oh, who is that? That's Harley Quinn from Batman. Oh, she looks great and then OVO. Nice
Nice!
Cause you're Canadian.
Yeah.
Yes.
You're gonna rev the city.
That's awesome.
Yes, yes, it was very fun.
Yeah, I liked it.
Otto was very interesting too.
I can't, it's great.
I heard you say that it was kind of boring.
And I agree with that.
I do.
I was like, what is she gonna do over here?
I'll walk to Bayward and just look around.
But the people are nice.
Yeah, nice to meet you, Jonathan.
Oh, I like your stance.
It's very funny.
Have a great day.
Bye, Jonathan.
He's got a thing!
I was like, he like walked up in front of the camera and I was like wait should I be nervous?
Is he going to do something on stream?
But he's just a nice person.
That was so funny.
He just posted.
He's a very, very sweet.
Okay.
Okay.
Awesome.
A picture here?
That's the parliament? Why is it so ugly? No offense. It's because it's under construction.
Okay, this can be our thumbnail picture. Okay, great. Let's keep walking. We're going to
walk to Bayward Market. That's nice under construction. I like the people here.
They're revitalizing the exterior. Ah, I see. That's so nice.
Here we go. Two lips look good. I know they do look really pretty.
You don't want to drive all the way to Montreal, so that's why she's in Ottawa.
Okay, that's true. It's because like I couldn't really make Montreal in one night and I don't know
I just always heard like Ottawa is kind of a big city, right? So we gotta take a little stop here
Thank you, teacher for the two years
appreciate ya
I'm gonna walk down here and let's go to
Bayward Market
After we saw the the parliament
with the green
the greenery
Awesome! Very pretty. Parliament of Canada.
Chat, that's basically the White House, by the way.
So, we're looking at history right here. Amazing.
It's a good city for learning, yeah.
Excuse me, hi! I'm great. Do you know how long the walk is to the art museum thingy?
Uh, I don't know if I should be about five minutes.
A five-minute walk? Okay, perfect. Thank you! Have a great day!
Great, we're close. A five-minute walk with my stubby little legs? Okay, it's byword market. Got it.
I'm so bad at pronouncing things. I can't pronounce like everything I pronounce in Canada's wrong
and I'm like, oh frick, first I seek to take the levy and then I say, uh, what is it, byword? And
I don't know there's so many things I had to pronounce right here. Is it French? Ah, that might be why I don't really know French.
I do know, bonjour, and I know, parlez-vous français? And parlez-vous anglais? And baguette? And that's it.
I went to France when I was in high school, so I learned that. It was pretty cool.
And wait, when I went to France, I didn't like it at all.
Unfortunate. Baguette? Bonjour! Bonjour!
French is only in Quebec and Montreal. Yeah, I did not like...
I did not like going to France. I don't know why.
You know what city wasn't boring? Manchester.
Ooooooh.
Okay, Manchester did have a lot to do.
I think it's because it has a lot of neighborhoods and stuff.
Fine, fine, you're right.
Manchester did have some things to do.
Manchester was like similar to Toronto where there's like a lot of activities and stuff.
Thank you!
Oh my god.
Thank you so much!
Thank you so much!
Thank you monster for the 100 gift of stuff, they're so generous.
Wait, do we do this?
The boat cruise?
I might do this.
Thank you!
Thank you monster for the 100 because that's very generous.
If you got a gift for the thing monster, this has been great so far during our Ottawa trip.
Thank you, thank you!
Yes, okay.
Let me...
I'll have that for later thank you monster it's something to do that's true um ooh thank you so much
look at that statue guys isn't it thrilling and we're over walking to them towards the noise
okay cool a lot wow there's there's noise down there and noise down here it's it's weak
it's kind of crazy this is a Saturday and it's like barely busy if it was a Saturday like I
feel like if any other city would be 10 times more people know but that's okay
um yeah it would be packed but it's fine we have we have more of
more room to walk around which is great
auto was a boomer town you know aqua taxi boat rides okay oh nice he's singing
away I forgot I don't have cash I still keep people like carry around cash
these days. I never have cash.
Oh!
I like to see you out in the night. I like to kiss you baby, right back in the street.
Keep it up!
I'll walk you through the wild, wild world, not like that you used to get.
Oh, nice!
Pretty!
What is this? Oh, not pretty. Wait, okay, but down there it's pretty. Look at that.
If we walk over there we get a nice, a nice look at it. You can go to your left.
Is this a canal? Canal Redo? Canal? Terrible. No, it looks nice! Um, the locks
are cool wait what these these are boat locks yeah I never seen this okay I feel
like I'm learning so much we're on Wellington Street like beef Wellington
delicious okay I'm gonna ask her about the the boat cruise see if we can maybe
we do it.
Heath Wellington, my f-
515 is...
Okay the only boat we have is 515. I think that sounds good.
Oh what song is he singing?
You singing some famous song that I don't know.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Oh, Green Day!
A time of your life.
Oh, why everyone's so happy!
He's doing his best.
Such nice people.
They're all so happy.
So many people.
He's doing his best.
Such nice people.
Time on your life.
Ask him to sing Crazy Frog, please.
Okay.
Let's look around us.
We have more nice architecture.
Very Ottawa-guang.
And then we also have
the downtown area
Do you think maybe if it was sunny it'd be beautiful or?
Do the clouds kind of ruin the look?
I swear it does affect it like I think if it was like a beautiful blue day
I'd be like wow this looks amazing, but instead
Aluminum cloud over everything sure. Yeah, we'll just say sure
There's flags over there. It looks pretty
Where's the China flag? I don't recognize any of these. Wait are these are these
Canada flags or something? Okay, go to the Red Dome Mall. Yes, province flags. So
Canadian. Cool. Let's order the boat tickets here. And then we'll do the 515
boat, the Ottawa boat. Okay. What? The ink is waiting for them to finish?
Cool, so I'm getting Byward Markers over there.
Has she had lunch yet? Not yet!
Check out the statue, this one.
Waiting patiently.
Glad you're having fun, Emily.
Thank you, I'm having a lot of fun.
I'm, uh, oh, hi!
I was wondering if I could book a boat tour.
So what do we do on the boat cruise?
So there's two different boat cruises, they're both like guided tours, so there's like seats and rooms that stand and the guide will tell you, like, you know, look up the window and you'll be able to see everything.
Oh, of Ottawa.
Okay, cool.
My favorite is the river tour.
Uh-huh.
And it starts when you get snowside.
Actually, it's about a 20 minute walk from here.
Uh-huh.
It takes you in between Avalon and Snow, it passes all of her permanent buildings in the shop to the left, and it also goes towards the waterfalls.
Okay, how long are they?
They're about an hour and a half.
An hour and a half each?
Yeah.
Okay, one second.
Thank you.
Is it fun?
Wait, there's waterfalls?
An hour and a half on a boat?
Um, I think I'd rather eat shawarma.
Too long?
Yeah, it sounds like torture, like looking at the parliament
boats for 90, parliament buildings for 90 minutes on a boat.
Okay, no, I think we're good.
I think we'll just get shawarma instead.
Okay, okay, sounds good.
Thank you, sorry, I don't, thank you for explaining, I appreciate it.
Good night!
Okay, we'll try. I think it might just be like a little...a little long.
Okay, it's for boat people.
I thought it was going to be like a 20 minute boat ride or something.
Something fast.
You're close to Rindo Center.
Okay, we'll go in there.
Like a center mall?
Yeah.
You said that ride in front of her?
She can't hear me.
I don't talk that loud, okay?
Okay, I have the mic right here. So obviously like it sounds loud to chat, but I'm very like in my own bubble
No one no one can hear me or anything and I'm not a nuisance
Obviously
She laughs she heard
You're pretty loud, you know, hi nice to meet you
Oh, thank you!
Oh, thank you! So nice!
Thank you for being here and I was entertaining all of this.
Oh, which one?
Thank you for being here and I was entertaining all of this.
Oh, thank you, Cody!
Yes, thank you. That means a lot. It's so sweet.
Of course! I would love to.
Nice to meet you, Cody!
Do you know where the Radoe Mall is?
Yes.
This ugly white building here.
Okay, I just go in through there somewhere.
That's where the car is.
Okay, perfect.
The white side is the main mall.
Okay, and I can shop around there.
Yeah.
Okay, perfect.
It's not bad on the inside.
Aw, thank you, Trotty.
So nice to meet you.
Thank you for saying bye.
Bye-bye.
I enjoy the most part of being in the world.
Thank you, Bob.
Aw, that's so nice.
Even on a log wand, thank you so much.
Even on a log wand thing is
Wait, I feel about okay wait, I don't want to you know, like I want to make sure we these really sell in it. I want to
Show the good parts of each city. Okay, so they all want to leave no no no. It's great
What the heck is this thing? So we will we'll go to the mall and maybe the mall is popping, you know
It's a meme now
Tochi artist
Happy wife life. Oh happy with life. Terrorist. Oh
Interesting, I think it's because we're next to the
Hi, nice to meet you.
I think we're in a parliament, right? So there's a lot of political stuff. I think
But that makes sense. I'm assuming there's a lot of political stuff. Pretty!
Near the White House too.
Yeah, they're protesting or something.
I'm still thinking about that lady
She's like you didn't sit down with the ladies
And I'm like I didn't notice
But it's because that's an interesting thing to notice, you know like wow I was I was very uh like ooh
Okay
Yeah, she was doing too much
Don't think about it. I was like hmm
Hmm, that is a point.
Ladies denied, I got viral rage baited.
Hmm, okay, yeah, I was like, it's not that deep.
I just didn't, I just didn't think about it.
I have three wives.
She doesn't know you love women so much.
I do love women.
I think women are amazing.
Women are beautiful.
Yeah, I think it's not that deep.
Okay, this is Pop-in. Look how many people here.
The Rideau Center.
Very nice.
Do they have Pop-Mart here?
Wait, please tell me they have Pop-Mart,
but I doubt it.
No Pop-Mart, huh?
It's been raining all day in Toronto.
You picked a good day to leave.
Aw.
I know, it's gonna be raining in Montreal tomorrow too,
but it's fine.
Pop-Mart, please.
There is a Pop-Mart?
Oh, dead ass.
Wait, I love Pop Mart.
I get, did you see that there's new Bikini Bottom Buddies
from Spongebob?
Don't mean to get a Bikini Bottom Buddy.
That'd be so nice.
Come on, come on, I need it.
Come to Vancouver one day.
One day, one day.
Oh no, there's a lot of teams.
Okay, I'm gonna keep my head down.
Wait, why is my ego so big?
They don't even know who I am.
I don't need to keep my head down.
Okay
See what am I even thinking like really really hair
They got the american brand chipotle gongcha
Okay, yeah, this is this is popping
everyone's partying here in Ottawa. Is this the only thing to do in this area?
They have Eritzia?
Okay, I need to go to...
Popmar. Wait, do they have it? I don't know. I feel like it's too good to be true.
Oh, sorry.
Why is it not going?
No, it'll have it!
I knew it was too good to be true.
It's a vending machine, not a store.
There are stores that carry it.
I knew it.
Pula Rooge is delicious though.
There's some food by LaMoure. LaMoure has it.
Have fun out there. Yes!
Hey, except hey, except hey.
It's been fun!
Okay, maybe I need to be like, what the frick?
Made more gentle with it?
Oh, wait, you're right.
Oh! Just a light tap.
What am I doing, silly me? Oh!
There we go.
Oh, I just had to just be gentle.
OK, so we go level two, two minutes.
OK, just go up and then we make it.
All right.
Yay, mall time.
Check out the Canada Mall.
We got this.
One day that you come explore Seattle
One of my friends lives in Seattle and he's like he's like Emily
Are you coming to Seattle after Canada?
And I'm like no I'm on the opposite side of the of the border and he's like good
Do not come to Seattle and I'm like why and he's like the only thing here is Amazon packages and buildings and I'm like oh
Okay, okay
So apparently Seattle is really boring too.
It's like the only thing we have here is Amazon buildings.
There's nothing to do in Seattle.
But perhaps one day it could be good in the space needle.
Yeah.
John's...
Yeah, John Jody and Sid do live there.
They look so happy there too, which is really nice.
Do you think they love it?
Are they loving Seattle?
Look down, look down.
Okay they don't they don't know me. Wait guys did I fall off? The teens don't know me anymore.
Wait. Okay but save save. This is good. I don't I don't want some.
I don't want the teens swarming me. Okay I'm looking for La Mour. It looks pretty. Wait.
Okay, no, no, they said that's extra Emily. No, no, that's not me. I'm amazing, Amanda.
Okay. Want me to contact? Good afternoon, extra Tiffany. Are you
here? No, they know me from ruining the mystery.
Oh, yeah, of course. Nice to meet you.
Oh, yes, that's me. Thank you. Nice to meet you guys. Yes, she is the one from the Mr.
Beast video. Yes, of course. Oh, hi.
Nice to meet you guys.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Have a great day shopping.
Oh, thank you. That's so nice. Thank you.
Great, great, great. Yes, that's extra.
One from the Mr. Beast video.
Wow, great. Yeah, they were nice. Very nice. WEncounter.
I think usually people are very respectful and kind.
I got. Great.
Coolios, thank you for the $2. As I was taking photos, all I could hear were beach and mouse.
And I was like, this is great. I'm lost.
I thought I followed the directory, uh, correctly, but I'm lost.
Where's the more?
What? I'm on the third floor?
How does that make any sense? I went up one.
Huh? I literally went up one, I'm on the third floor?
Bro, freaking Canadians, I swear.
How does that make any sense?
So if I go down here is this you entered on to what?
Why did not start on one
What the heck? Okay, well surely it's over here somewhere
Mr. Pretzels
Great
Thank you for the five. Hey Emily if you want to store similar to
Oh, yes, I've been to mini so a few times
I like mini so but I don't think they have like pop mark stuff they have like
like the other pop mark brands are like a other types of stuff but we'll try a
little more and then see if I can get a bikini bottom buddy or something
I'll use this thing and then we should be good thank you Elof Eloi for the six
months. I think it's going to be like
dinner time. So we'll just explore around
here first. Okay, look up La Mour on my
phone. Surely this is okay. It's this floor.
Forward and right. I keep going forward.
Austin is in Bikini Bada. I know, wait, fall
would be good. I have to decide how hungry I get.
Ooh, nice and good choice.
Gotta get some new drip or something.
Oh! Oh wait, I'll go past it. I go back and... okay, cool.
Let's go, let's go.
I'm watching this every move.
Type in fart factory. No way is that real, right?
Oh, guys!
Wash bath bombs!
Too bad. I don't think I'm gonna have any baths the rest of the trip.
Aw, brats.
Or else I could buy some bath bombs here.
Oh, there's a mama!
Oh my god!
one day less than three.
Puerto Rico.
Nice.
Wait, it looks kind of like you've seen something, you know?
Let's go.
Ew, the Yoshi egg.
There, check it.
There, check it out.
Let's go.
Princess Tower.
Why is the Yoshi egg almost sold out?
Princess Peach Lip Jelly.
Cute.
Hi.
Great, nice to meet you.
I am looking around.
Is there like a specific search that you're on
that I can come up with at all?
Oh, that's so nice.
I'm sad because I don't think I'm gonna have a bath
for the next few weeks.
So I know, I'm just like enjoying the smells right now.
But thank you so much.
I'm sorry, you're welcome to look around.
We also have like the shower, skincare,
hair care, like any other.
If you were curious about like any other
kinds of self care, I'm sure you'll come up with
a look at that.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
I'm gonna take a bath, I think I'm gonna go on a swim.
I could do the, ooh, the shower stuff,
but I really care.
It's called dad dancing, it's nice.
And then the ocean.
That looks just like the Aphrodite with the flowers.
No way.
Is Aphrodite actually just a, just a lush bath bomb?
It's also good in here.
Okay, let's go.
Thank you, thank you.
Okay, it's all good. That was such a scam.
Also, I never really got my full, um, I never saw my full charge on the five-star hotel.
I'm not quite sure how much the damage was, but hopefully it's fine.
I just want to have a look, I guess.
Oh, I suppose they went, oh, here.
They would take it out of my deposit.
Oh, this is cute! Hello!
They have Pop Mart here. It's all face care.
Wait, do we do like a little bit of a sheet mask per chance?
Oh, cute.
You can write in your face or something.
Yes.
Treat yourself sheet mask.
Okay, that'd be nice.
Oh, this is Pop Mart over here.
Very Asian. I like it
One-piece time Tony Tony chopper the monsters 400%
Megalaboo boo. Oh wait, no way. Why this is cute. This is pop art stuff. Okay anything that I'm not doing that shit
You've got to be kidding me. I would never
more of the monsters what the heck what happened like why are they in freaking
monster suits now guys it's really sad I did spend a lot of money on
the boo-boo's and now I don't care for the boo-boo's why so serious okay um and
And the other cute ones I like, they got teletubbies.
No thank you.
Minions, wait, bello world, stop.
Is that a Canadian min, I'm gonna,
shut up, shut up, shut up.
What is that a Canadian minion?
Or is this UK?
I'm gonna freaking out.
Bello world.
These are, or it's London.
Oh, freak.
do I really care? The Royal Guard, Outback Bob, Mariachi Bob. I don't really care about these.
Like, these are all ugly, no offense. I like Oktoberfest Stewart. There's a little minion in
the little tuba! Right, I'm Cowboy Kevin! Oh my god, that's cute! Okay, if there's nothing else,
I'll get this one. I'll keep it just in case.
I thought it was like a Canadian minion, that would have been nice.
All right, there's also
Spy family, I'm good off that. Get the Espa one? Wait, where?
What's the Espa blind box?
Is that here? Space Molly?
Cry baby? I like cry baby stuff.
but someone told me like are those boobs and then it ruined it for me like it's
like oh it's their boobs with their nipples and now I'm a little bit I can't
look at it the same way so no more extra Melanie are you there yes thank you
Can you use?
Okay.
Can you say something nice about Nicholas again?
No, I will not.
Oh!
This is Leslie's favorite!
It would make my day.
Okay.
Um, wait, this is the one that Leslie is obsessed with.
And I think they're the ugliest thing ever.
No.
You, like, look how ugly.
And then people would say, adapt teeth.
or like, it looks like adapt or something and I'm like,
no, adapt looks better than this ugly thing.
you
you
you
you
you
Please be something good, please be something good.
Pop Marts!
Billow World Series Figurine Figures!
Here.
Please don't be ugly.
Please don't be ugly.
Oh, oh, no spoilers.
Please don't be ugly.
Oh, oh, no spoilers.
Okay, I'm going to show you guys first.
What is this?
Why is it so wrapped up?
Uh, okay, let's see.
Ewww.
Horizon Stuart French.
Hi.
Yes, nice to meet you.
Oh, what is this, isn't it?
Oh, nice to meet you!
Have a great day!
Thanks for saying hi!
Oh, God!
UK teeth, says chat.
Okay, I mean, it's French.
I guess that's good.
It's a good way to
honor Canada.
look at his goofy all hat okay wait let me let me set him up maybe he looks
better with his whole stand and stuff okay we we Pacific Mall literally has
unlimited laboos we got to wrap it up with the Pacific Mall okay I'm never
going there at this point I'm four hours away from Pacific Mall we we got to
ban those words. We're not going. It's not happening. Okay, so we have this
um, Parisian minion. Okay, and he has his very own paint set. Oh, that's kind of cute.
Okay, wait, that's kind of cute. It comes with...
Oh, wait, that's nice.
Okay, so we have- oh, he has a paintbrush too!
He's an artist.
An artist.
He's painting a nice photo.
Okay, this is supposed to go, let's see.
Just like Bob Ross.
Hello world.
Aww. Okay.
It's very detailed.
Oh wow!
He puts it on his thumb!
Okay, that's kind of cool.
It just, it was a smile!
What is this weird ass smile?
It's a multi-part process
for this minion.
Do you think this is worth $25?
Don't forget his paint brush?
Ooh!
Wow!
He's very ready.
He's very ready.
Sell it on eBay.
And then look, he's painting the Eiffel Tower.
This is like a Happy Meals toy.
Why are you right?
Okay.
Oh, good.
Not that bad.
I just really wanted the...
I wanted Oktoberfest or this one.
Not this one, bro.
It's fine.
It's cute. It'll remind me of...
It will remind me of a Quebec because they speak French there, right wee wee wee bugget
It's complete everyone clap for stewards
You have to be nice to stewards
Okay. Good job, Stuart. Wow, so worth it. It looks awesome. W stew. Stew art. Okay.
That was great. Anywhere else that's cool in here? Any like Canadian stores here
that I need to check out. If not, we'll go to the Bayward Market. Wait, what time is it?
Okay, the National Art Museum closes at five, so we should go there first. We have to see the
museum of course who loves art me probably not let's go let's go to the art
museum here we go go go
let me know if the mics are debugging again wait I'll put it here actually for
that. Okay, let's go. Off to the museum. He's perfect. Eat. I'm saving room for my
shawarmas. I will admit I don't really have the best eating schedule. Okay,
after Canadian conversion it was $22 for the minion. I guess that's fine. I love
Stewart Arts Museum. National, I think it's called National Gallery of Canada.
This is where we go. Let's see. I'm just trying to get room for my, oh it's kind of
far. Okay that's fine. This way, this way. We're going to walk. Can you film there?
Um, not sure, but I'll ask and just walk in and see what they say.
We can enjoy the sights as we leave.
Get some water at least.
Yeah.
And when I see a water thing on the way, I'll grab a bottle of water.
Grab a bottle of water.
Thank you very much.
YOLO YOLO.
This is called WAU.
Mobile boutique.
Yeah.
Okay, well, we can confirm that there are in fact people in Ottawa, as you can see, a lot of shoppers on a Saturday.
Even though, even though it's a Saturday, it's not as packed as like if I was in LA or New York or something, so that's quite interesting.
But you can tell that the people here are quite respectful and chill.
So yes, it's nice. We found all the humans. Is that Bob Ross or is that Meddy?
They can be ten. And, okay, can you say something nice about Nicholas again? No.
Can't push it. I can't say too many nice things about NMP or else it'll get to his
head. And his head's already big enough. Okay. Now what's happening?
Alright.
Hello! Do you guys know the fastest way to the National Museum thing?
National Arts Center?
Yes.
Okay.
Thank you!
National Arts Center, right?
Yes. It's like the art museum that's fancy.
You know where McKenzie can get ridges or not?
No, I'm up or in her.
Okay.
Like maybe this street or-
Yeah, it's easy.
So you're going to walk straight over here.
Okay, straight.
And when you get to the end of the corner, you're going to take a left.
Left.
And then when you get there, you just walk straight.
You can just walk your center.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Appreciate you too.
This way?
OK.
I'm not one of the off-the-walk ones.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That's the wrong one.
OK, wait.
Can Josh just tell me then?
Oh, I thought they knew what I thought maybe they would know
pretty well and easily.
Straight, left straight.
Is it this way?
I didn't listen to it.
Turn around and go straight.
Wrong way?
What?
Frick.
So this way?
Uh-oh.
Wrong way.
I don't even know where to go.
I was at Rideau Mall.
It's because my data is so ass, which is not a good thing
when you're traveling into a new country,
but I think I used way too much of my data.
Okay, ooh, wait, I'll go over here.
And then cross here.
I should probably call 18th or something
and be like, can you add some more, please?
I'm gonna get stranded in Canada.
Also, can we give another shout out to Andrew at Bell
for hooking me up with this great data plan?
I don't know what I would have done.
But now at least the stream camera is like pretty good
with the bell thing when we got the SIM card
the first day.
Yeah, it's working great.
The data's, and I'm gonna turn right this way
so to walk to majors, right?
So I'll go down to Kenzie.
Is that right?
Yes, W girl as well.
Can I walk down here?
like this quality is crisp you can see Ottawa in 4k guys amazing okay perfect
we're there we're there it's good except it's not 4k 720p but it's good
enough. That's all that matters. Yeah. I think, like, I would much rather have the
stream F less and have 720p than have 1080p work like 80% of the time. Is that
fair? Also, it doesn't look that much different. It is 1080p. And if I have the
stream at 1080p, you can see my pores like way too clearly. I don't want that. I
I want a natural smooth skin smoothing filter so you don't see every single one of my pores and zits on my face
This isn't what I'm like up close bro. It's already too detailed. We're good. I'm good at that
It's fine. It's fine
Untwist doesn't matter
Yeah, I know I did like a Disney land stream once I was 1080p
But you can't even tell that it was like that looked better honestly. I want to see Emily in 4k
Can you tell when, okay, I will say when a streamer has a really nice camera
I'm like wow, like it looks so professional and cool
Like I there was this one E-Rob stream
He's with Angela and he had like an actual DSLR and I was like wow
I can see E-Rob like up close really clearly and it looked kind of like like fancy and nice
I was like hmm. I can see why people would use DSLRs
but for me I don't want to carry around a whole big camera I'll just do my
gimbal and phone and call the day right yeah it can look really nice and I'm
like hmm but it'd be too heavy for me I will just stick to this I think we
found a pretty decent workaround and stuff okay looks great yeah gimbal and
phone work just as well it's quite chill mm-hmm people act differently with a
professional camera that's true they might be like what's that for okay
after the museum we'll go in here this is like a nice park area apparently I'll
do that after the museum or should I go now wait it looks pretty in there look
Look at the flowers!
They're taking wedding photos!
Wait, what?
I'll do it now.
How long will I spend in the museum?
Oh my god, that scared me.
Do you see that?
Crisis averted.
Hi!
Oh my god.
Hello!
What a cute dog!
Nice to meet you guys. Oh my god, you put a bandana? What's your dog's name?
Sauce.
Sauce? I love that name. Oh and what's your guys' names?
Christine.
Christine, nice to meet you.
So nice to meet you.
Oh, I'm Karen. Nice to meet you.
You're so boring, Karen.
Oh, no, don't worry. Karen?
Yes.
Karen and Christine? No, don't worry. I went to the mall. I got a minion.
Oh, nice.
And then I go into the museum over there.
The art museum?
Yes, the art museum and the people here are amazing. So that's all that matters. But don't worry
And then sauce yes, so cute. Have you guys been here for a while would you say? Yeah, well, how would you?
describe the city in your own words
Like it's a nice place to live. It's nice and like quiet. Oh my god. It's like some things to do
That's nice
That's so good. Okay, yeah, that's perfect.
It does seem like a very peaceful, plain city.
Yeah.
That's very good.
There's lots of tulips in the park.
I saw.
I'll take a little peek.
I was surprised.
That's beauty.
But nice to meet you guys.
Of course.
I would love it.
Oh, don't move.
So nice to meet you guys.
It's so cool that you're here.
Oh, thank you.
It's so fun.
Yay!
Yes.
Yeah, OK.
And here we go.
Oh, sorry, I didn't want to be in it.
It's nice.
Nice to meet you, guys.
Thank you.
Enjoy your walk.
It's a beautiful day.
Not too cold.
So cool to see you.
Ah, you're so sweet.
Thank you, bye, guys.
Bye, Karen.
Thank you.
Oh, so nice.
OK, we'll go into the tulips first,
and then we'll go to the museum.
Get the puppy in the picture.
Link twice if you're forced to live here.
Bruh.
No, it seems like it has, like,
every place has its own pros and cons.
And the pros here
are that the people are nice
and the tulips are really pretty.
Okay?
So we're gonna go take a look at the tulips.
Wait, do I trust this?
Ew, okay, wait.
Whoa, that's a good flow. Wow, I trust it
The worst is when it's like it's like such low pressure. Okay. I'm gonna drink this. No, no, we don't drink it
Wait, but the the arch
The arch is so good. I could drink it so easily. No, don't do it
Homeless piss
It looks pretty clear to me
It's fine. Okay, I
Need some water
Who's gonna be pissing in the fountain?
Oh, alright.
Okay.
It tastes kind of metallicky, but it's okay.
It's fine, water's good, stay hydrated, just a little lead is all.
Did you know that the water you drink actually affects your head a lot?
So like one time I was drinking water and I kept noticing that I was getting like these
kind of bad headaches and I was like, I don't know, I just don't feel the best.
And then I was like drinking my fridge water.
And then I changed to a Brita filter and I drank filtered water and I was like, wait,
my headaches are gone!
After having the filtered water it actually can make an impact on your body.
So the type of water you drink is quite important.
I was surprised.
Yeah, hashtag add.
No add.
But it's like, I think I also have to change the filter on my fridge so that the water
is nice and filtered properly.
Oh, that's the museum.
Wait, it looks kind of pretty.
It looks great.
Oh, and these tulips.
Wow, wow.
It's beautiful.
Wait, this is definitely very pretty.
Take a picture here.
Does that look better than the, than the parliament?
Oh, it's cute.
Much better.
I love the flowers.
Wow.
Wait, are these even tulips?
Or, like, wow, look at that one. It was perfect.
Mmm, they're dying, but they were nice a couple weeks ago.
Oh yeah, a lot of them are gone.
So pretty.
Uh...
That's...
Wait, down here is even better.
Ding dong, ding dong.
Wait, why are they ding donkey? It's 3.37 p.m.
I was like, oh, that means it might be 4 p.m.
Just a random time. I'm gonna take a picture of this. Wow, that looks nice.
Wait, the reds are so pretty.
Okay, Ottawa got some nice sights. Like, look at this. Wow, look at this side.
Wait, actually pretty.
What the heck? And then there's a park?
for people to, um, oh I mean there's a wedding?
Wedding bells, wait congratulations to the happy couple.
Did you know that half of weddings end in divorce?
Isn't that crazy?
How is it half?
Is that updated?
Cause I thought it used to be like 30% end in divorce,
but then someone told me like people would say like,
actually it's more than half now?
three fourths? No way. Go tell them that. No, they're gonna be one of the one
fourths that do not divorce. I believe. That's crazy.
More women initiate the divorce. Really? Is that an actual fact? I don't know
enough to guess which side initiates more. I would think they'd probably be even. Yes?
Hmm. Why? Because a woman's like, I want to do other things. Who knows. Hi!
Oh, that's sweet! The tulips are a gift from the Netherlands. Well, you have beautiful tulips,
Netherlands? Very nice.
Or because the man fucked up.
Ooh, drama.
Okay, let's go over here.
I like the greenery.
Oh, wait, that's pretty. What is that?
Wow, look at that castle over there.
Very nice.
Lily, I think I'm in the 15 months.
Chilled day, chilled day.
Thank you! For the 500.
We got to meet Kateria's in the flesh it was great to meet you too
Thank you
Oh my god
Chat you hear that
Someone thinks you're cute
Wow part of that's very nice. I there are blush in a way
Me
Wow
W waves very nice. Oh shucks. There's more um more tulips down here
Oh, okay, we're gonna go in there wait
So the most beautiful thing from Ottawa isn't even from Ottawa from the Netherlands these tulips
But the fact that they're in Ottawa I think shows that Ottawa is a beautiful city. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. No, but it looks great
A gift from the Netherlands. Wow! Oh my god! Look at this sign! How evil! Who would be stomping
on these flowers? Of course, we've got to put no stomp. That'd be so mean. Wow! So pretty!
Oh, sorry.
Can I have all this?
I like it!
So much nature!
Wow!
So many tulips everywhere.
Whoa!
Run through them.
No way!
Wow!
Oh, these are nice!
Oh!
Oh, these are nice! This is not a tulip, right? What is this up? Oh, look at the flies feasting
away at this poor flower. Oh, they're loving that. This is my favorite so far. I don't
know what my favorite flower is. I think it's a hydrangea. Hydrangea? Maybe? But I like
these two are they carnations what in carnation I love it what's your favorite
flower these yellow ones are nice too what's all these flies
thank you GGS for 200 that was a really nice TTS message so I just wanted to say
I saw your guys come on and I'm skipping it. Well, not an end
I'm looking but I wanted to comment on it is that I miss chat. Oh
How nice?
Thanks, Ggs. Say miss chat. That's a good one. You look like peppers
Thank you Ggs. I had to make sure
What is that?
What the- why is it just standing there menacingly?
Okay
It looks like something from Stranger Things
That clip still makes me cringe. Me too. Trust me, me too.
You're not alone there, buddy
It looks like yeah a stranger things mind flayer or something
Wow. Oh, and look at that. There's twins. And then there's a, there's a spider behind them.
Okay. Is this the art that we're going to be looking at? The mind flayer? Also, if you are a
Stranger Things watcher, why was Stranger Things Season 4 the most amazing, like, cinematic show
ever and then season five and all other things I kind of asked season four is so
good that's the one with them with the red-haired girl right Sadie sink her
she's a star like season four was is like freaking amazing I think I can
watch stranger things just so they could watch season four and they're like wow
You get chills like oh wait guys look at Susie
Right is that an Among us reference
She she lambs she I think they're doing like among us here and then we got Helen in here
National Gallery of
Canada
Wow, I see it
I'm not brain rotted. I swear. I haven't watched these things in forever
Yeah, it's crazy because stranger things came out in like 2012 or earlier or something and then and then all the actors grew up
And then it's like they finally finished the freaking show
12 years later. It's 2015. Oh, yeah, that's crazy. What's this?
I'm guessing this is like the
Museum sticker or something
Okay, let's see if they're gonna let us film at the National Gallery of Canada
And then they have
This thing is so scary but so cool
It's probably perfect for Halloween time
You I hate how there's like holes in its butt you I hate that
like
Give me the heebie-deebies
Whoa
Can you touch it? I'm assuming so assuming you can't touch it
It's amazing the egg sack yuck
This is an Ottawa classic
Spiders, spider statues.
Ew, wait, there's stuff in the sack.
What the heck?
Ew, it's gross.
Okay, well it's still cool I guess.
It's just a big ol' spider.
The eggs?
No way.
Yeah, full sack.
Wait, I have a question.
I have a question about ball sacks.
Okay, so if you theoretically never ejaculated, would your balls explode?
Or is that what blue balls is?
It's like kind of like that sack.
Like, would your balls explode?
No? Okay. Interesting. I mean, I don't have balls. I don't know. I'm learning about this stuff.
The sperm dissolves. I see. And is there such thing as sperm cramps? Or is that just a tick-tock
Oh wow this looks cool.
Okay.
Oh what the heck?
Wait it's creepy.
What is this place?
Um, what the?
Okay.
Great question Emily.
Thank you.
The fuck is sperm crayons?
I think it's a thing.
Is this like a horror museum or something?
Thank you.
Okay let's see if I can get a ticket.
Wow, looks beautiful.
Okay, wait, this is nice.
Hello.
Oh, sorry.
Hi.
Bonjour.
I was wondering if I could buy a ticket.
And I'm 28.
Young adult.
Oh, good.
Oh, it's $7 cheaper.
How nice.
Thank you.
how nice thank you and you guys close at five yes that's perfectly fine no
Gimbal, perfect, I can do that. Thank you so much! I can totally do that. I'm from America. Yes,
Am I postal code? Oh, no, it's okay. Oh, yes, U.S. Oh, awesome. Thank you so much.
The map. Oh, perfect. I like the pink. Thank you so much. Thank you. Oh, I, oh, I get the
pink sticker so every day is a different color. The pink sticker! Thank you! Wow, lucky us!
Oh, on my left. Okay, perfect. I have to have the sticker on my shirt so they don't kick me out.
And then let me do this. Okay, great. Making strain. Awesome.
Hello, what's going on? Thank you. Thank you so much.
Alright, let's go. They have a guide and plan, National Gallery of Canada.
Already off to a great start with the whales on the top of the ceiling.
That's nice. Very artistic. It's like, as if we are a whale going into the museum. Symbolism, okay.
The themes. Oh my god, my freaking legs are so sore. Okay. Let's go here.
And then, mmm, my least favorite class was English class because they made you, like
the teacher makes you write about symbols and motifs and blah, blah, that's like my
least favorite thing to do ever.
But I'm gonna try to, try to be intellectual today.
Okay.
Ah.
Alright.
All right, did you know that Monet owned a pond in his backyard and that's where the inspiration
of the water lilies came from? It's because he wanted to capture the beauty of his backyard pond.
Yes. Very cool.
Woo!
That's beautiful.
And then...
This place is nice.
Wow.
Look at that.
How much walking do I have to do, bro?
We have bikes here.
What is this place?
There's beans on the end.
Are those beans?
Um, okay, let's look at the map.
Everything is connected.
Mmm.
Oh my god.
Alright.
Okay, what do we care about?
Do we care about European and American art?
Upper contemporary maybe?
Uh, level one, ground level, and then Indigenous and Canadian art, lower contemporary, I keep
up contemporary art, maybe, so you can go there to the green area.
Uh, temporary...
Thank you very much, I shall! Hello!
Um, uh-oh.
Some Wi-Fi per chance would be nice.
Okay, they have Wi-Fi.
Yippee.
Except...
Okay.
Great!
Invigorous. Alrighty. Canadian art.
You think I can put on my gimbal? It's kind of, it's kind of annoying holding my phone.
Or should I keep it off the gimbal? I feel like it looks a little bit, uh, no.
Okay, fine. No givable. I don't want to push it.
There's security everywhere.
You'll be kicked out. Oh, no.
Okay, you're right.
Wow, it's the beans! This looks so...
cool!
Very Atawagwan.
Oh, no.
Wait, why are all these like kind of creepy?
That's definitely someone's head getting decapitated, right?
And then it's his legs.
I don't feel very safe.
Please do not touch.
And it's hair and the theme.
And there's more hair.
Oh my chat where are we?
Okay we'll go- oh this is the contemporary section, what is- what is that all of a sudden?
Oh my God, this is giving her a...
He's right behind me, isn't he?
Thank you.
Son.
It's very detailed.
It's very detailed.
I was looking at you.
It's my chat.
His eye moved right at us.
He moved.
This is so creepy.
Oh my god.
Okay.
I don't know anything about this, as I'm going to say to me, this is, he's Australian, of course, I should have known.
Head of a baby.
Unselling the strips of which is upscaled because of the human body.
He's more dingy just for the attitude of being a lost drummer.
Indeed.
Okay, the interest in the subject of childbirth developed from the residency of the National Gallery.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, he has a concave head.
What the hell is this?
Ew!
Ew!
What the fuck?
He's not even born yet.
Take him home, you can help him home.
I can't, I can't take him home, okay.
Oh, let's look at more contemporary art.
Get out of this place, this is really weird.
You have to have a mosquito, a bee.
Why would I like this?
Hello, Mr. Bee.
It's not much of a difference, Canadian, okay.
Some antlers.
Wow.
What do you guys think? Wait are you guys museum people? I went to the moment in
New York and it was kind of nice. And then here with chat kind of funny because
it's just like what is all this? It's a whole new museum. What the fuck? He's like
this is less the pose I hit when I'm throwing up in the toilet after
drinking too much. And then this is when... oh wait, he's carrying someone. What? This is so creepy.
And now it screams.
Look at the art I do.
Okay, so now to, why is there no one here either, okay, bags?
Um, where can I tell you, they have two swings.
That's cool.
Ooh, marbles swings.
Wait, it's a city!
Can anyone tell what city this is?
It's Ottawa?
Bro, why are they just...
Ew, I'm scared.
Okay.
city this is it's Ottawa bro why are they just you I'm scared
oh he's pointing at his thing
is that some SpongeBob or is that oh wow wait this is deep this is like there's
trash inside the coat. I think that means something. That's the crown. Yes, it's art.
Trash came so profound. Are you guys getting emotion evoked? I think the point of art
is to feel emotion. You know, I'm definitely feeling some kind of emotion. The emotion of
And that's cool. Okay, can that noise shut up? Oh, we have balls. Okay, balls. Um, nice.
Oh
But that's the whole point of art is to make you like uncomfortable I think
Okay, they just have it on the ground is this a lot
more rocks oh sorry they got heads here right would love it but she would love
these rocks on the way they balance on top of each other she would be obsessed
more stuff over there. Okay, we're entering. Oh, Pina. Why is the sky blue? Dang it, it's
in progress. It's not out yet. That's a good question. Okay, this is the Indigenous and
Canadian zone. Perfect, perfect. Okay, I have some nice art. Which one is Canadian?
Why is the sky blue?
I think because, yeah, it just reverts back.
All right, Chad, let's analyze this painting here.
Wow.
Okay, we'll listen about it.
It's called the yellow line.
That's so true. There is a yellow line and I'm bored. Wow, wait, what about this one, guys?
Okay, let's analyze this. So I think this is the meaning behind ketchup and mustard,
how when you have ketchup and mustard, they're often seen as quite different
because they're both condiments. However, you can have them side by side, right?
Paranoid.
Paranoid? Thank you.
Okay, great. Yes, a lot has happened recently.
the blue box. I also really enjoy this art. It's a frame, bro. I don't know anything about art.
Oh, what's this? It's a dog. Hello. Hello, Mr. Dog.
So stoic. Or is whatever sells. Oh look at the paws. I love little dog paws, they're so cute. Little paws.
It's a flaming looking-ass dog. Okay. Now what the heck is this? So I think this guy really likes this girl.
girl and then put her in the center of the painting but he's like don't forget
about me I'm the one that made it and so then he had to put himself in the sun
okay this is so unique Wow more art Wow guys look at that one way it's kind of
Hypnotizing is a knot.
Ooh, I'm getting closer to it.
Whoa.
Trippy.
Stare at it.
Chromatic accelerator.
Oh my god, you wait.
I'm getting scared.
I look at it and it's like, I start
like getting hypnotized. Ew, it's like making me go blind. Wait, I'm actually scared. Wait,
do you see the same thing? Wait, no, it's not the same one. But just like, I just see
this. Your pupils look huge. Yeah, it hurts. Wait, it's really trippy. Like, when I look
at it it feels like it's like enveloping me like I'm I'm getting eaten by this by
this circle what the heck so creepy take a gummy oh hell no
I almost threw up.
Rest my legs, rest my legs.
Chat.
What the heck is Ottawa?
This place is so interesting.
I love the people.
The museum has a big baby head. The art is unique.
The tulips are pretty. It's nice.
Okay. Agents said no.
The auto walk right over Camontriol. Ha ha ha!
Where's Schumer and Ottawa? Yeah.
Anything else that we should see? I'm kind of...
I think I'm good off the art.
It's been fun. Maybe we should go to the level two contemporary because I like the contemporary art
Ottawa is this ha ha ha good one
Very good. Okay. We did this one and
Then yeah, we'll just let's check out the contemporary art at the top and then that should be good
Yay, I mean first streamer in Ottawa. I'll take that. That's quite cool
This is a museum. What do you mean? I'm at the art museum. And it's unique.
Isn't Prezzo from Ottawa? He is. Prezzo lived in Ottawa. He was in Chattler today.
What's this? What's this line for?
wait oh is it just oh I think the line is a group okay let's go
hi nice to meet you guys what what's the line for oh okay like earthlings
hi nice to meet you what's your name no no nice to meet you
Nico?
Can I be in the Jacob?
Yeah, Jacob!
Can I be in the video?
Yeah, just say hi!
Hi, nice to meet you.
Hello!
Nice to meet you.
What's your name?
Alex.
Alex, nice to meet you.
This is for a fashion show, for a first time for a fashion show.
Are you going to be modeling?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What?
Do you guys like wear clothes and walk down the aisle?
Wow, that's so cool!
And you're doing it over here.
Yeah, we're practicing right here.
Wait, that's so awesome!
Oh, see you guys know Twitch and stuff!
Oh, cool!
Is there anyone you'd like to watch?
Agents.
Nice, nice, yeah, that's great, what about you guys?
Oh, thank you, Jacob, that's so nice.
Oh, thank you, yes, thank you.
Oh, so nice to meet you all.
Of course, of course.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you.
Am I allowed to watch you guys walk?
I can watch you guys?
Okay, yeah, that's so cool.
Thank you.
Oh, the show's here.
Yeah, next to the can here.
And we're kind of like, you wear clothes,
they give you clothes to wear.
Yeah, so you have designers that give us outfits,
then we're gonna walk it over here.
Oh my God, good luck!
That's so awesome!
Wait, I wanna watch you guys walk!
That's so cool, nice to meet y'all!
Sorry.
You're not in your way.
Hey, let's see.
Okay, let's watch our friends do their model walk.
Wow.
They look good.
Wait, are they going to, are they going to nod?
Wow.
Wait.
Wow, wait, they look good.
Body T.
Am I doing your walk?
I'll do my walk after you.
Wait, is that my, oh, there's something out there.
Okay.
Where's Marlon?
Here, this is her.
Wow.
Look at her!
Hey, she's so good!
Hey! Hey!
I like her!
Oh, there's our friend!
Wait, wait, wait, there he goes!
Wow!
Oh my god!
Oh no, look behind you!
Yes, give it up!
Oh, there she goes!
I can model too.
Wait.
Good job, Jacob.
Cute up.
Doing great.
Doing great.
Where's...
Uh...
Good, I'm fine.
Okay.
Okay, Mo.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Wow, he's holding it.
Wow, he's going kind of far. Wait, they tell him where to stop?
The back. Whoa.
Whoa, look at this.
Good job! Oh, wow, Link!
He blinked at you guys.
Okay, wait, I'm going to try it out.
Now let me go over here and I'm going to do my walk.
Okay, wait what does blue steal mean?
Wait that was cool!
Blue steal look? I don't know if I put your eyes over here.
So let's see if I fit right in.
Um, the the hard part is my expression. I just can't hold like a like a good expression.
Oh Zoolander. Wait is that a is that a the boys reference?
So I don't know what you guys are talking about.
Okay.
Here is my model walk.
Let's see.
Oh, it's a movie.
Wait, what?
Zoolander is its own movie?
Movie called Zoolander.
Okay.
Okay.
Ready?
I'm gonna do it like over here.
Okay.
So this is how this is me walking.
See if I'm blended.
So this is my outfit of the day.
It's just a show.
I have my get to them hand in my gray...
Oh!
Sorry.
My gray jacket from Uniqlo.
Okay. New balance shoes.
A classic.
Alright.
I'm going to try to model now.
Yeah, I'll walk from this side so I don't distract the actual models
Yeah, I'm just gonna walk to the camera
Okay, ready
Okay, if I if I were to model
Okay, okay the expression expression
No laughing.
Okay, ready?
Oh my God.
Okay.
Oh, I like her.
Do you see her in the front?
Oh, it actually looks so good.
Okay.
I'm blending right in.
Oh my God.
This is...
Hey.
What's this?
I'm going to get the camera.
I'm going to get the camera.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I can't do it. There's no one. Wait, was that good? I don't think I could ever, I could
ever want extra candy. Wow, wait, they're so good. Leave it to professionals. Well, I just
I can't, I can't, wow, that were also amazing.
I'm so stiff.
Did you see the other models though?
Two small steps.
I see, I see.
Okay, time for a hungry.
Should I get something from the cafeteria?
We made some new friends.
They're modeling.
That's so cool.
I mean, I gotta see where the nearest Shawarma store is.
So, okay, what are the names of the places?
Let's see what the closest one is.
Shawarma Al Muna is like 15 minutes away,
so I have to drive there.
The one that Diane said was three goats or something?
Or was it three brothers?
Okay.
Oh, 0.5 miles away.
we could walk there and it's near the byword market okay that's a 10 minute
walk okay okay we're gonna look at some contemporary art and then we're gonna go
to byword market and then we're gonna get a shawarma our first shawarma of the
day yay okay ooh they have a Notre Dame Cathedral here that's cool they're like
the one in Europe and then I'm going to get hired for a modeling gig, right, please, right.
Okay, let's go. It's really pretty. Byward market.
The inside is really nice of what sorry I'm a little bit all over the place
cuz I'm hungry oh wow wow the final walk when Emily shows up as the model
Great.
Okay, let's just go.
Oh, Notre Dame is really pretty.
Okay.
It's fine.
Well, maybe I'll buy a water here.
Oh, I thought this was a cafeteria, but it's just the...
It's just the welcome desk.
Wow, how cool.
Okay, let's say bye to our friends.
It's not a tea party.
It's not a tea party.
It's a party.
It's a party.
Nice to meet you guys.
Have a good day.
Okay.
Okay.
If you miss the hazing, I'm gonna slap you.
No, don't mind if I do.
Okay.
I'm not a tea party.
Okay.
I'm not a tea party.
No, don't mind if I do.
Not a tea party.
That's so cool.
They're doing the...
model stuff.
Clock that tea.
Whoa, ready?
Don't threaten me with a good sign.
Heck yeah.
Okay. Wow, this looks nice.
There's a kid in the...
This kid can be in a modeling show. And I can't.
Oh my god. I want to be a model.
How do I sign up?
The kid is mocking me.
Wait. How good they look.
Okay, come come, Ferrari.
Over here, the VATS model.
I don't know why I can't laugh.
I think it's because I'm not very confident in my resting face.
Like, I just don't think...
Yeah, I think I just look weird if I don't have an expression like this.
I don't feel very confident in it.
no I do like this I don't know just stare like what I even think about do a
little smirk
I'm walking down the runway.
How about a slight smile?
I look like a chongus.
Okay.
Contemporary.
Over here.
face. Guys it's so creepy! Wait remember how scary the art was? I had a few
moments of peace and now we're going back into the scary part. Oh my god.
What automatic door?
That's nice.
Oh my god.
Is that fine? The organ in this room contains immunity?
Let's go!
Wait, is that okay on Twitch?
Karen!
I'm scared.
Why is she nodding like that?
Worst annuity.
I was excited for a second.
Oh, but the voices, the voices!
Why is it like coming around from everywhere?
Oh, there's a boob. I will not change the camera.
I didn't see the boob.
Oh. Hello.
Oh my god.
Okay, you like the art chat, isn't it cool?
Okay, let's go, I don't know what to think, the last life.
And this installation, Sarah, reckons of the reality of living in a state of constant
digital intervention.
Private space has become exposed to public consumption and contemporary lazarkill with
a ceaseless visual stream of news, content, and consumer choices.
I make content!
The zoom wars work serves the reminder of the arbitrary nature of our attachments to
the images that hold us in states of sustained desire.
Created during the global coronavirus pandemic, class life effortlessly evokes the frenetic
mood of its time.
Successive consumption of paranoid and boredom while offering trucking moments of visual pleasure.
I'm part of the problem.
Oh no. Okay, that's fine.
Oh wow.
Oh, sorry. This is pretty.
Wait, there's a seal over there.
Oh, very deep.
oh wow such interestingness and this as well the wilted flowers beautiful okay I like it
this is not the museum of brain rot I think they're actually pretty cool pieces I mean I don't really
I don't really know much about them.
What's this?
Please do not touch.
Why is it dark?
Oh, I'm scared.
Uh, okay.
Oh, what is this thing?
I don't know what language that is.
It wasn't.
Oh, okay. Maybe they, maybe they forgot to turn the lights on here.
It makes up a very ominous...
...borecore.
Okay.
Uh...
Alright.
I can't forget this thing.
That is one so cute.
Look at the seal.
Wow, good job, seal.
Wow, so talented.
He can balance it on his tippy-cut of the nose.
Now, this is art.
This is what I'm talking about.
Okay, very nice.
All right, chat.
I liked it.
Shall we go? Oh, wait, what's over here?
Oh, lights. Thank you, with 100.
The voice of fire painting, it's the most expensive artwork here.
What about these rocks? Are these expensive?
Okay, the last thing that we'll find is the voice of fire painting, which is the best thing here.
Yes. Hello. Do you know where the voice of firepainting is?
Yes. Oh, thank you.
C214. Do you know, um, oh, perfect. Take a left.
C214.
Okay, perfect. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you so much. Okay. Let's take our most expensive artwork.
C214
Wait, we're almost there. We're at 216. No way.
Okay, let's see if we can tell which one's the most expensive.
Oh, who is that?
What's that thing?
Okay, this is 216.
Wait, it must be this.
Oh, oh, oh, hello.
Okay, oh, what was it, preso in the chat?
That's not preso.
I don't know what that said.
What am I looking for?
Voice of fire painting.
Hello.
Do you know where the voice of fire painting is?
Voice of fire?
Uh...
Do you want to show that?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's downstairs.
Oh, downstairs? Oh wait, maybe a different one.
I'll look around.
If you think it's both downstairs, you can go this way and go downstairs.
Okay, thank you.
I don't want to look it up, that's going to be spoilers.
The voice of fire?
This?
Ah, no, that's not the voice of fire.
214.
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
Oh, hello.
Do you know what our voice of fire is?
Oh, right here?
Oh, thank you.
I'm a little bit lost.
This is perfect.
This one?
Oh.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
What's it going to look like?
Your mom.
Oh, that.
Oh, this?
Wow.
Thank you so much.
Oh, it's a fire.
I could make this in my backyard.
Okay.
So what do I do now?
It is quite large.
Brother, that's Tommy Hilfiger.
It's American, of course.
You just don't get it. It's here right. Okay. Unlike his contemporaries, Newman often titled his works.
works. Yet rather than suggest a singular meaning, he invited a range of interpretations.
Voice of Fire, a range of interpretations. How so?
Voice of Fire has been thought to
allude to everything from biblical references to political commentary on the trauma of
war. Newman intended this canvas to be
studied from a short distance to observe the subtle texture
and imperfection of hand-applied paint. It's imposing
vertical presence and enormous scale transforms both the space around it and
our sensory experience.
Wait, that painting is 50 million dollars? What? Okay wait maybe you can't really tell
like the size of it.
Let me observe it up close,
and see if there really is a bunch of couplers to this thing.
So it's hand applied paint.
Fifty mil.
This is 15 mil?
What?
Wait.
Okay.
Okay. Can someone pay me 50 mil? I did it. I would like 50 million things. Even like
the sizes are like that impressive. Oh my gosh. What the heck? Okay, that's cool. This
I like so much cooler. I don't understand how art is priced, but whatever. I want it.
The painting on the left.
Okay, what is this one?
Okay, I think this is like black and yellow, you know.
Well, let's see what it's called.
Yellow edge, wow, it's the same artist.
He really has a way of with words.
And that's voice of fire.
And that's yellow edge.
This is almost entirely a dense black.
This is an unusual composition for the artist.
Unlike his other works, which have one or more
burcal stripes or zips throughout,
here a vibrant yellow pulls the black over the edge.
though lopsided this contrast, dark and bright, white and narrow,
create a sense of balance.
Bruh.
OK.
I can do that, too.
Chat, would you buy my painting if it looked like this?
You know how cutie sometimes has like gallows
where you can put things up for auction?
I'm just going to paint this.
And it'll be like, okay, who's gonna want it?
This is amazing.
Not the 50 mil.
I like stuff like this.
Like this looks nice.
I see the fish.
Do you guys see the fish in the painting?
Like, its eyes, its lips.
Wow.
Very fish-like.
Okay, well, it is quite tall.
All right, funny, oh this one's cute too.
Wow, this one looks like flowers and I bet this one's sold for like 50k when that one's
50 million.
Interesting, very interesting.
Look at that part, so pretty.
Okay, I like it.
This is the American Mines, the American section.
You can tell the American.
Great museum, guys!
I love art!
Thank you! Thank you!
Say goodbye.
No
Wow, you can see the emotion in his face
Is he taking a shower?
Cool
Wait his butt is bigger than mine. No way. Look at that. Wow BBL. What the what the heck?
What
wait impressive actual dumpy cat he must work out yes I like this one okay please
don't be a leaf of the boob this is creepy okay so there's a skull in the
back and then there's a boob and she's pregnant and there it looks like what
It seems to be a devil on the side.
Okay.
Wait, you said Clint is up here?
Which one?
Okay.
Okay, good.
I like the art.
That was actually more enjoyable than I thought.
How fun, right? Clint Stevens. Oh, pretty.
The usage of glass is very nice in here. There's a little sitting area.
Okay. Rosemary baby.
Okay, that's good. Art Museum complete.
I enjoyed the sights. Ottawa has cool museums.
I like it.
Okay, yes, let's go to Bayward Market now.
Chat!
Don't forget about Stu with his UK teeth.
Hello, Stu!
Okay, market time and um, shawarma time.
We're going to try Diane's favorite shawarma.
Oh my back hurts.
Wait, I think my back is sore from the, the hole before my hat yesterday.
How do I get, I need to stretch or something, right?
I'm getting so old.
My back is very tight.
Wake said the form was decent.
I will say I think my squatting form is quite good.
Because Wake taught me.
Oh, better?
Okay, let's go.
Let's eat. Let's eat.
it, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat.
Schwama, oh, Schwama, oh, Schwama.
Oh, sorry.
I spatter with you.
Don't need no drama.
It's Schwama.
Yes, we're going to three-baller Schwama
and seeing it if it's really that good.
I did have some great shawarma in Austin.
I have yet to find a place that's better than that yet.
Okay, how do we get out of here?
Let's go, please.
Thank you.
Um, okay, I'm getting the gifts around.
Guys, I'm stuck here forever.
Wait, oh, oh, I can't do this, right?
It's an emergency exit.
Frank, let me out.
Let me out of the museum.
Although it does look beautiful.
The alarms will go off.
Uh-oh.
Hello. Where's the nearest exit?
Oh, elevator. Thank you.
Okay, let's go elevator down, let's see, and below, how do you do that?
Oh guys, we get to go to Epic Universe, oh wait, I don't think we see any minions at Epic Universe, but that's okay.
And that's going to be on the 28th for our six year stream anniversary.
We will get to see Toad, and that's all that really matters.
It will be amazing.
Oh wait, Sena said she's coming, but I'm just going to be there on the 28th.
But yeah, she's also going to Orlando.
So, yes, I'm soloing Disney and Universal.
So, it will be cool.
Real art behind you.
Wow
Looks very hearty and fun
Yes, we will spend the we'll spend the one but oh sorry
We'll spend the six year alone
I
Can't I'm single let's do it what wait what what do you have to do with being single
See Nick that's that's what I was explaining earlier
And explain it. Yeah, I try to
Wait, wait, hold on.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Like, without even saying anything, you...
I'll take the 20 though.
I'll still take it.
I'm sorry, there's no expectation. It's just like...
Can I explain where I said I found?
Not bad, right?
It's so good.
Yeah.
It's so good. I could or three you want to wish. Hey
No, I don't want I don't want to distract you
Yep, I'm ready. I want to see you. Yes
Let's do this, okay?
Let's start at me and disadvantage.
Okay, let's start all the way down here.
So all you have to do...
From here to here.
Ready? Three?
Hi!
Oh, your friend? Oh, awesome!
Hi to you too!
Oh, thank you! Appreciate it.
Have fun!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Have fun!
Did you guys see that?
That was so horrible.
See, they said, there she is!
We're back!
Okay, no?
Okay, basically, there's people that will,
there she is!
And then I'm like, oh hi!
And then they were waving at me.
Okay, let's get even closer.
You ready?
Yeah.
Hello?
Okay.
So they were, they were like three people just waiting there outside the elevator.
And then I walked towards them and they go, there she is.
And I said, hi.
And then they were like, oh, wait me, the friend behind you.
And I'm like, oh, silly me.
Why, yes.
And then she went, well, where's it?
Let me say hi to you too.
And I'm like, okay, thank you.
All right, everyone, let's say bye to this spider.
Oh, oopsies.
I like the museum though, it was cool.
There was actually a lot to look at
and the baby head and stuff and all that.
Amazing.
Okay, let's go to the market.
Bye spider.
Goodbye, Mr. Spider!
Okay.
There's a cathedral here.
Look at my art.
Pretty impressive, right?
Ain't no way that was $50 million.
Okay, so I'm gonna walk towards three brothers.
I think it's probably this way, I would say.
And then, hey, Otto was kind of fun.
There's a lot to do here.
Once we eat, we're seven mil.
Help me.
This better be the best llama ever.
I mean, I kind of trust her.
She said it was of confidence.
She must have, uh-oh, 3.7.
Wait, I'm not gonna look at the reviews.
Wait, what? That's ass!
Wait, hello? Do we even go?
What do you mean it's 3.7?
The one that Jacob found on Reddit I think has good reviews.
Uh...
Do we still try it? It's mid?
Wait, don't eat there?
Oh! Are you serious?
Is it really that bad?
The redo location blows.
3.7 is a hell nah.
Okay, Shwarma Palace is better.
That's the one that Pete said.
Al Muna is way better.
Okay, then maybe I'll do Shwarma Palace.
Shwarma Palace.
Okay, so we could just drive there later.
Okay, then we can do we can do um al-Muna and shawarma palace as the two, right?
Shawarma
When they see the reviews
4.1 isn't that also buns I feel like that's so long, but then chat look at
Look at the reddit one
hundred hundred hundred hundred sixteen ratings like wow this is the one that
Jacob found on reddit isn't that pretty good so we definitely have to go here I
feel like 4.1 is kind of bad I only trusted it's like over 4.5 16 is nothing
okay how about we do shawarma al-muna and we do shawarma palace we'll eat those
two out of 16 that's a lot a lot of a lot of thumbs up from 16 people I think
that's not bad okay let's go to Bay word by words point two miles away in it
444, ding-ding! 4K! 16 family members. Why?
Okay. Yay! Oh, wrong way. Can anyone tell what treat this is? It's not loaded. I'm just
I'm just gonna say my go that way.
On Sussex!
The bell's in Farad, or forever.
I can't even talk to myself, the map isn't even loading!
Okay, I'll go...
to Sus-Sussex!
Okay, here we go.
3.9 to 4 is ethnic good, 5 is fake or no taste.
Okay. Oh! You should be good. Yippee!
Jesus! What are the bells for? Oh my. Oh hi! Oh, nice to meet you!
Hello, what's your name? Declan. Declan? I'm from the Declan.
Can I play you a song? Oh of course, please do.
It's cool to see you. Yes, is this a guitar?
Okay, yes, please do Declan. I'd love to hear it. How long do you think the bells go for? I don't want to ruin your song
Okay, hopefully this is fine
Yes, yes, yes, we can wait to learn about you. So how do you live in Ontario in Ottawa your whole life?
Oh, no
I've been being close in the auto and I'm looking for school.
Ooh, what do you think so far about the place?
I think it's great.
You like it?
I love it.
Good, good.
Have you been to that museum?
Yeah, one time.
It's pretty cool.
It was green.
It was green.
It was green?
Yeah, it was green.
Oh.
It's not more than a submarine.
Oh, yeah, now it's a little bit cloudy today.
So the bells.
Yes, yes.
We can't really hear it.
oh chat likes your pants oh there's supreme pants oh sorry that's okay oh
oh that's okay maybe maybe it'll be fine later no no no it's as long as we had nothing pops out
that's good uh right and then okay so how long have you been playing guitar 13 years
I'm pretty good.
I'll tell you about a song that I stole.
Okay, yes.
I stole a song from this girl.
You stole a song from a girl?
I'm Hailey Hendrix.
She's a beautiful guitar player.
Hailey Hendrix?
Yeah, she wrote a song from the Bug Collector.
Okay, and you're performing the Bug Collector today?
No.
Okay, no, a different song.
I'm performing a parody song in the road.
Oh, okay, so you're a songwriter too?
Yeah, I'm a bit of a songwriter myself.
Okay
Hendrix wrote this song and a super cool guitar piece, but every time I sang the words it didn't feel like me
Oh, okay
My story
Amazing, okay, thank you. Oh finally the bells are over, okay
It's time for the performance
Here's a wonder wall.
They're saying peace.
They're happy the bells are gone.
Oh, yeah.
That's the light.
That's the light.
Ready.
I think it's a big on TikTok.
Oh, TikTok?
No, no, no, TikTok.
That's okay.
There's a wasp dancing all around my garden.
Dancing all around my garden
And I must attest she's earning every part in
And I digress
And I'll avoid this thing of meaning
I try my best
Then I'll balance out the feeling
There's an amnesty in all that's been my cabin,
And I must attest to, I sit around there and throw my hat, and I must stare at all of it.
And I watch my head do not pick up any habits.
And my eyes draw, oh, and now I'm seeing the bull
Never floss, and I know I get in trouble
There's a creaking creaking all the way in my cattle
So I shrunk down small in the afternoon about your candle
And I fell off, no one's ever seen me since
She swam on the next seat at 26.
There's a lady's love that's catching every fairway
And I'll get my Hock, what could make her panic segue?
And it's not love, but I just wish that it was
From up above, holding on to this life
That was amazing. So many people loved it. Everyone loved it. Yes, you're very talented.
Your voice is very soothing. Do you do any music? No, they loved it. You're very talented.
You should like, do you release songs and stuff?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah, please, please share.
My Instagram's Declan Gamera, D-E-C-L-A-M.
Declan Gamera.
Gamera, yeah.
Okay, and do you do like covers on it?
I do a ton of covers.
You can look in the reels.
The reels.
I'm just starting to release some original songs.
So you can find them on SoundCloud,
but I'm gonna release them on Apple Music.
Oh my God, that's awesome!
Once I get them fully produced and recorded,
Yes.
I do everything myself, so.
Wow!
You can check out some of my productions on SoundCloud, Declan DiMera.
Awesome!
Yeah, they loved it!
Thank you, Declan!
You're very, very talented.
Thank you for sharing that with us.
Yes, you too.
Really nice to meet you.
My chat was saying the songs about my apartment with all the bugs.
And I was like, wow, that was a good song choice because my apartment has a bunch of
bugs in it.
Oh, you left the windows open.
Oh, and food.
And food.
Yeah.
And I was like, that's a great song choice.
What are you doing in Ottawa?
Um, yeah, I'm just doing a little road trip and then I'll stay here for the day and then go to Montreal tonight
And then yeah, but it's been great. So nice to meet you. Thank you, Declan. Have a great day
Wow, how nice
That was so silly it's like perfect song for her apartment
hmm yes very talented so cool yeah I was like he shouldn't he should release some some some
real like some songs because his voice is very very nice very soothing you love to see it
Fly Queen has arrived. Yeah, that was cool. Okay, we're almost at Buy Word Market. Yes,
I like the music too. Music is cool. Do you think it's a bigger flex to play guitar or
to play piano? I guess they're both cool. They're both cool in their own way. I mean,
And the guitar looked cool.
I think, uh, maybe, well usually with guitar you can sing along with it.
And I can't sing.
Both?
Yes.
The piano's okay too.
They're different, yeah they're just different types of instruments.
Very true.
Reading music is pretty impressive.
I asked that question so I could hear compliments about my piano playing.
Well, I thank you Chad.
yes I did have to suffer for 15 years growing up playing piano and now I can play piano for you
guys and then Chad goes ooh good good piano playing thank you so much great sight reading
yeah I want to play some more oh what's this do you think that's real fur
There's a bear fur or something.
Le magazine.
Okay.
Okay.
Hard to roll up IRL with the piano, yeah that's true.
I like when the people say hi to the stream and they just stand in front of the camera.
Oh my god, that was so funny.
at the parliament, they just go,
bloop, and they're like, you know.
I'm here.
What's that?
Yeah, they just post up.
Oh, chat.
You know the travel day that I have?
When I go from Quebec to Orlando,
I'm gonna get a,
hello!
Happy day!
Thank you.
I'm gonna make sure that I have a nice spa day.
Basically, I have a really early morning flight from Quebec to Orlando, and then I land at
like in the afternoon in Orlando.
I'm just going to take the day off, go to the spa, get a massage.
And one thing I really like doing is head massages or head spas where they really wash
your hair for you.
And I'm like, wow!
I might get that in Orlando.
And then, yes, I saw the spawn, I got reminded,
tree to myself, and then we just go to
Epic Universe in Disney.
Amazing.
I get a free, hi!
Nice to meet you!
Hello, what's your name?
I'm Wendy.
Wendy, nice to meet you, Wendy.
I got you some.
Oh, you're dead, thank you.
You're a cronaut.
A cronaut?
Wait, I love cronauts.
I've only had one in New York.
Over the topples.
Oh, wait, that looks so good.
It's a good New York cheesecake.
Wait, that looks amazing. Thank you, Wendy.
I'm gonna eat it right after this.
I'm starving.
Thank you, thank you.
Yeah, it's really nice.
The people are nice, the people are really nice.
And, and, and, uh.
Of course.
Yes, it's a, it's a gimbal.
Where?
A gimbal on Amazon.
That's amazing.
You like it, thank you.
I'm looking for something,
you get something like this.
Yes, and it can like, it's like very good for the camera.
Look at my E-A-G.
I can type it for you.
Thank you so much.
Yes, yes.
It's fantastic.
Because I was looking for something like this,
but I wasn't sure.
Yes, it's very nice.
Because I don't know what gimbal I have.
I forgot the actual number.
I forgot the actual number.
G?
G-I-M.
G-I-M.
B-A-L.
B?
Yeah.
A?
L.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks, Wendy.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, but Ottawa's been great.
I'm going to buy word.
Oh yeah, you're very close.
Right, okay, really close.
Yeah.
And then the museum was cool.
Yes, yes.
They have very unique art.
Did you know?
There's one that's 50 million there, and it's, it looks like this, like, it's literally
just lines.
Oh, wonderful.
And it goes for 50 million.
Yeah.
So Ottawa's quite cool.
One time I went to the museum there, and there was just food.
There's food.
We just play a food.
No way, really?
Well, they're very contemporary.
I thought it was like, oh my, one time there and I'm gone.
Yeah, that's good.
I'm to the food.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
I'd love to meet you, buddy.
Thank you.
Bye bye.
Ooh, some poo.
How nice.
We got the cronuts.
OK, I'm going to eat this cronut now.
Give it a good taste.
Thank you, Wendy.
Oh, yes, I do have a sticker on my shirt.
I'll keep it as a memoir.
Oh, Chad, look at this.
Who wants to see the Ottawa sign to remind us
that we're in Ottawa?
OK.
Wait, is this the market?
Wow.
I didn't get to see the Toronto sign, sadly,
but I can't see the Ottawa sign.
A wato.
A wato.
Ooh.
We're here.
Oh, awesome.
Scream if you love Ottawa.
Woo!
A silent voice.
Okay.
This is our third city in Canada so far.
We went from Niagara Falls to Toronto to Ottawa and it's been great on our Canada tour.
Make sure to find a magnet, okay surely there's a magnet somewhere when we walk around.
The fountain behind this is where the hobos wash.
Is that true?
I'm gonna eat my corona over here.
Let's give it a try.
I'm starving.
Ottawa is,
again, it's a blue town.
Okay, it looks like a nice fountain.
I mean, I would wash here too.
Look at the nice flow of water.
Time to eat.
Free showers.
Ugh!
Okay, chat.
Ready?
Um...
Is the chat on screen okay?
It might be a little buggy today, but that's okay.
So, we have the cronup from Wendy.
This is...
Ugh!
That looks so good.
Oh my god. Okay, so a Krona is a mix of a croissant and a doughnut. Oh
My
It looks very yummy
I ought to want some too. Yeah, they're so funny. Okay, let's see the texture. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers
Mmm!
There's glue inside too!
Mmm!
The filling!
Mmm!
Okay, this is the best pastry I've had on the trip so far.
Better than the butter part, whatever.
Cause the croissant, um, flakiness is really good.
It's like soft, but also flaky.
Mmmmmm.
The...
Screw you, you little rat fuck!
Hello!
Is it back?
Okay, I don't know why my phone just died randomly.
Hi!
Okay, great.
Great. Try hard! I missed try hard. I haven't seen him in so long.
Well, try hard to send the Tetris tournament or did he drop out? I think he dropped out, right?
I hope it works really well.
This is so good. I need water for sure. See what it is.
You got it. Let's get some water.
Yummy! Good grown-up.
Actually good, much better than what the Toronto pastry is, because it wasn't my top pastry.
Maybe if I go to this alley here, I can get some water.
I don't know where Wendy got it from, but it's good.
It's delicious.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Let me try to get some water from here.
Yummy, yummy.
Wash face in the fountain.
Oh, hell no.
Why does that have some water, please?
Demon Slayer?
No way, they love Demon Slayer here.
Where's Rengoku?
My favorite character isn't here, sad.
Hello!
Can I just buy a water?
Um, no, that's okay.
Thank you!
Time to ball!
Water time.
My first sip of water.
It's okay, I'm just gonna drink it all right now.
Oh, thank you!
Thank you for the water!
Yes, that's really nice to meet you!
What's your name?
Jessica.
Jessica!
Thank you, Jessica!
I appreciate it.
You too.
Hi, nice.
Let me just...
Oh, sweet.
Ah, chug this.
Cheers.
Oh, sweet.
Ugh, chug this.
Cheers.
I have to go somewhere else, I'm so scared.
I might pay the price of my costo and they said they'll get it when they get here.
Okay.
Great.
Okay, that should hold me over for the next three hours.
Yeah, thirsty.
I could struggle a lot.
I haven't drank anything.
How are we close to the market yet?
Am I close to the market?
Hmm...
Okay, yes, we're very close. I just have to walk down the street.
And then we make it.
There's some more.
I feel like I have to go to a new place.
You don't want to push the boundaries of free water.
I can't ask for two free cups.
Oh, I'm in the market?
Oh, cool.
That should be enough for now.
Let's go!
Bye, we're in the market.
Over here?
Wait, I was excited for the shawarma, but then the shawarma is, um, where do I go?
The shawarma is 3.7 stars.
I cannot I feel very silly, but I'm like I don't really want to go somewhere if they have under four-star review
Is that fair?
Because I'm like dang that must be really bad. I'll just for like content. I do it for stream
like if it's under
Under forum work there must be something wrong with it
I don't want to waste a meal on a mid a mid you know a mid-place one star shawarma
versus five star shawarma that's true okay Chad this is a byword market we
We are in Ottawa, Ottawa, Canada.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
How nice.
People are friendly as always.
And the weather is nice.
And we're going to shop a little and see if it's popping in here.
Let's see. El Camino. Ooh! Yes, I did see that as a recommendation.
Maybe I'll get one taco to hold me over. Chat knows I love my tacos.
We can try the El Camino. 600 feet! I'm ready to eat! Yes, please. Okay.
Thank gosh. Thank gosh, Marsh. I'll do one of these tacos. Got some real food. It's so good. Okay.
Okay?
What?
A fix?
Yeah, play that old
Trump driving night
Chad, that's what they're doing.
I feel like Yelp is kind of a scam.
Why'd you say 3.5?
But Chad says it's amazing.
Oh!
Oh, they're going crazy in there.
okay it's in Canadian stars okay let's go we go this way down the street and then
turn left okay great here we go yay food time so this is just a market with a
bunch of places, huh? It seems like over there is kind of popping like a food, a
food market. You have to... huh, which one?
Eugh! Food time. We need it.
La Molon de Provence.
Obama! I love this country! Obama cooking!
wait Barack Obama visited February 19 2009 it's been 16 years and they're
still holding on to it wait what do you mean I love this country Obama cookie
he went to the buy word market and he did visit on the 2 February 2009 wow he's
very popular. Oh look how happy he is. Wow, the Obama cookies. It doesn't even say Obama
since Canada. Okay, um, maybe we'll get that for dessert after I eat my taco. I gotta get
real food first. It's been 17 years. Wait, oh yeah my math is wrong. It's 2026. For some
Sometimes I keep thinking it's 2025.
What?
I keep forgetting the year.
And then next year is going to be 2027.
That's fricking disgusting.
What a horrible sounding year.
But hopefully it's a good one.
Halfway through, thank you for the two.
It's the most exciting passing to come to Ottawa since Obama
in 2009.
You're right. Where's my extra Emily visited Ottawa on May 23rd, 2026. Thank you! Thank
you HB Blaze for the $20. Oh yes, it was so nice to meet you guys. Thank you, thank
you. I do have the pen. Thank you for the 20. It was fun.
I hope you like Dr. Ron Towne, Japan Goodies.
They were so cute.
We're bringing positive to you too.
Thank you.
Thank you for the 20.
It's so great to meet you guys.
Yes, it was lovely.
The St. Lawrence Market was quite lit.
Thank you so much.
Appreciate you.
Emily is better than Obama.
What did wet pants say?
Wet pants.
We are closer to 2050 than 2001.
Whoa.
Wait, we are closer to the year 2050 than to the year 2001.
Whoa.
That's trippy, bro.
Facts.
Facts, facts.
How's Ottawa?
It's good.
It's quaint.
There's a cool museum and stuff.
That's been fun.
It was so long ago.
I was three years old in 2001.
Is this it?
El Camino? Yes, we are here.
Tacos!
Tacos, tacos.
I like the vibe.
Yay.
We're gonna have GTA 7 in 2050.
I don't even know if that's true.
They keep pushing it back.
Hello!
Thank you.
Hello, is this El Camino?
Awesome, can I get a table for one?
Hi!
You can get inside or outside today.
I'll get outside.
Outside, but you also have our rooftop.
Ooh, let's do the rooftop.
That sounds nice.
Oh, thank you.
OK.
When is the release date for GTO 6?
Is it final?
OK.
Emily, can I shoot some here?
Oh, yes, of course!
Oh, oh, hi!
Yeah!
Oh, OK.
That's good.
I'm Duncan.
Duncan!
I just wanted to come on stream.
This is shut out.
My best friend's getting married today.
Oh, my God!
Congrats, uh, congrats to your best friend.
What's your best friend's name?
Eric, Eric and Trina.
Oh, congrats Eric and Trina.
Nice to meet you, Duncan.
Is that a stream?
Thank you.
Can you do the head nod?
Hey!
Hey!
Is that good?
There's a head nod!
Thank you!
Thank you!
Bye, Duncan!
Hey!
Oh, is that what the bells are for?
How nice.
Grasp the wedding.
What's happening?
Is that the bar?
Oh, the table would be great.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Hey, what's the headband?
Hey, what's the tailor's planning?
Oh yes.
Oh, this is nice.
Okay, goodbye. Thank you so much. This is perfect.
Alright, now we can see.
There's a lot of people.
Alright, I'm here just to get a taco.
Just try a taco.
That's it! And then we have our shawarma! Delicious!
Yellow! Thank you! Water! Yay!
Alright, what do they have here?
The front is all drinks. No cocktails for me.
Tequila! Look at all these tequila options.
Oh, one second.
All right, um, look at all these tequila options, bro.
Oh my god, it's all Taylor.
Okay.
Beer, wine, I'll pass.
Oh! This is the whole menu.
Okay.
Um, not tacos.
Chicken, tequito.
Okay, I'm gonna get, oh, I need the flour tortilla.
That's my favorite.
We are about to offer fresh masa for our corn tortillas made here in Ottawa. What does that mean?
Ooh, should I do the ribeye taco?
That sounds so good.
Pig head taco. Oh no. The poor pig.
There's chorizo.
Tuna tartare.
Now I'm gonna do the ribeye. Ribeye's the best.
Okay, we'll do ribeye. I like steak the most.
Can't really go wrong with that.
And then we're going to try it. El Camino in Ottawa.
I've heard good things about this place. They do have couch.
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Yeah, it was a fun Q&A yapping session during the road trip, you guys asked some good questions,
So it was fun.
But yeah, it depends on how much stuff there is in Ottawa.
I want to go to the lookout point, like the, what is it called, like Zewaker point or something
here?
It's near here.
And then I want to go get Shawarma.
And then we have to go to the canal maybe.
And then that's kind of all that Ottawa has.
Yeah, Kaweke Point.
Is that good?
We're going to get poutine and Montreal tomorrow, yes, Kauweki and can't forget the shawarma.
How is that office cleaning going?
He's probably laying in bed right now, he's just relaxing, he's like, ah, so nice that
I don't have to fly to Canada to see my silly daughter and said I can just relax here in
my cozy bed in the breast.
It's okay.
it was bad timing. He's just a busy bee. The star has a schedule too. So, Ottawa is more for outdoor
activities like hiking, biking, and skating. Very fun! I can see that. It looks nice.
It is cool. I don't know. It's a little bro.
So, that's eat.
But yeah, every city has its own vibe.
I'm actually curious to see how Montreal is tomorrow.
I kind of feel like Montreal is like a party city.
People just love Montreal and it's very lit.
So we will be the judge of that and get all of our stuff.
Montreal's fun.
Great.
It'll be great.
He's not cleaning today, I bet.
Second biggest city, yay!
Yeah, hopefully the F1.
What the heck?
Why is my,
why is my thumb black?
Wait, does that mean my ring is dirty?
Uh, what does that mean?
It's from the metal?
I wonder if it's like, it's like,
No, I've had this ring for, this is my jewelry ring,
I've had this for like a year.
Huh?
Fake gold?
This is $500!
Wait, I've never seen that before.
Why is my thumb turning black?
Is it bruised?
I don't think so.
Or is it, I'm trying to blame it on the Ottawa water.
Needs cleaning.
What?
Okay, well this is the new ring that I got in New York.
No! It's not fake!
That's crazy though.
I've never seen that before.
It's from the metal.
Are you sure it's not the Ottawa water?
Maybe it's dirty from the river?
And then when I brush my teeth this morning,
maybe the water and the ring reacted badly
and then that's what gave me this.
It's not an Ottawa thing.
No!
Okay, whatever.
That's so strange.
I know people that have raisins
and it turns their entire finger green.
And I'm like, okay, I haven't had a green finger yet,
but this is like the most I've ever seen from a ring.
It's the black mold.
It doesn't smell like anything,
but I also can't really smell, so that might be it.
Green is fake, yeah, yeah.
So it's just dark.
Charge you in, great, great.
All right, chat.
While we wait for our food,
Let's have some nice discussions. What are your thoughts on?
What are your thoughts on?
Here we go.
Okay, I saw some crazy, some crazy things here.
I have like a topic idea okay I have an interesting I have an interesting questions for you guys
it's about it's about like people again okay so do you believe that your soulmate so if
you have a soulmate okay first of all our soulmate's even real I don't know I think
Okay, personally, I think that there could be like,
hmm.
I don't know.
I don't know if I believe in the concept of soulmates.
But my original question was,
okay, let's say you have someone
and they do something that annoys you or something, right?
If that's the case, are they your soulmates, you know?
Or is your soulmate someone that you don't have to change anything about them?
And then they're like, you think they're like perfect and then that's your soulmate.
Or is that even possible?
Could be.
Like I'm wondering if like, if you have to force someone to change for you.
Okay, true, true.
Yeah, it doesn't have to be romantic.
Like, you don't think, you don't think like no one's perfect, um, for you.
There's no perfect.
Really?
Okay.
Nobody is perfect.
Maybe that's why I suck at real-
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You're walking on sunshine and you're like, okay, this is great.
After a few years, the Disney online, no.
This is so good, by the way.
I like it.
I don't want to change my personality, exactly.
Make a triple take.
These are very deep questions.
Wait one second.
Yeah.
I don't want to have to change my personality to fit with someone.
I think that's what it comes down to.
Okay, personality equals hygiene.
Okay, that's it.
Okay, that's it.
Okay.
No, my hygiene is fine.
Like, I'm literally fine.
I don't...
I...
Guys, you don't have to shower every day.
It's bad for your hair.
Cheers.
Like, obviously you can, but it's, like, not necessary.
You don't have to. I brought it.
Mmmmmm.
Not me, not me.
Mmmhmm.
Mmmhmm.
Did you hear all the people that came up to me were like,
Emily you don't smell bad?
It was like 5 of them.
Okay?
5 people were like, Emily you don't smell bad.
That's all I have to say.
Ugh, this is so good.
Yay!
Mmmhmm.
They were legit.
Wow. It's amazing.
Mmm.
I love the ribeye.
The steak was very fatty and melt in your mouth.
Not smelling doesn't mean you are clean.
I'm clean!
Exactly, exactly.
I agree.
I do believe that everything happens for a reason.
And what has been for you will find you.
You know how they say that?
I believe in that.
Go true.
Okay.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
my products are clean now yes and everything happens for a reason I do
believe in that okay I rate this taco like a 9.5 wow it's um it was just so
flavorful the ribeye was really good the like the steak was just like amazing
the line popped flower to Tia amazing
Ottawa got some good tacos great great great 9.5 it is or you're just hungry
yeah maybe no this is not three bothers you're not going to be bother it's not
as good as a low talking number you know but it's second
But what do you want that's very important?
What do you want?
That's important, yes, that is very important.
I think some important traits are that
they're passionate about something, they're ambitious,
they open the door for me, they treat me well,
and what else?
Let me think. Me, me, me! All about me!
The bar is low, and I can tell them anything.
Like, good, good talking.
Hello, E.C.L.
Oh, right.
Where do I get the check?
Yeah, this is not a low bar. I feel like it's not that low.
And reaching behind someone wondering if they like you back.
Mmmmm.
Probably wondering if they like you back.
But you're either a partner that smells like nothing or smells that very least slightly pleasant.
I'm fine with a partner that smells like nothing.
Like if they smell like nothing, I don't care.
Like what if it overwhelms my nose if they smell like really good.
But if they smell like nothing, like me, it's fine.
You don't have to smell like nothing.
It's not like a make or break, okay?
But yeah, I think that's good.
I'm gonna eat more of my crow nut.
Bar is low, but want perfection.
Are you bipolar?
No, I don't think, no, but like,
the thing is like people can like ask me to change myself.
Okay, so maybe that's another thing,
like they they they take me for who I am that's another thing they it looks so
good right I don't know I don't know this is this is why you know I'm just
This is an interesting topic, I suppose.
Hmm.
I'm going to eat this gum.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Can they expect you to do better?
Who's there?
I'm so confused.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I don't know.
This is why my mom's worried, okay?
My mom's so worried about me finding a husband
instead of my questions like this.
The night to make the best of me is still a few minutes.
Oh, yeah, this is too many questions.
Not a road trip yet.
My mom is like so nervous for me.
She's like, Emily, all the good ones
are gonna be taken if you hit 30.
And I'm like, I doubt that's true.
It's fine.
Is that wrong?
Hmm.
Yeah.
She's valid.
I just think like for my like apart I don't know I feel like I just don't
have to change that much about myself and they don't have to change much about
themselves and it'll just work and then I'll be like wow this is great but maybe
that's a lot harder than I thought that would be nice
I feel old school thinking.
No, no, no, you're kind of clueless, but it's okay.
Yeah.
How about we just work?
We'll make a move.
Let's just stream and have fun.
How would you know if you have a crush on someone?
Do you have a crush on someone? Do you think?
Yes, okay, I'll do the check.
The check?
Thank you so much. It was delicious.
I'm not answering that question.
I'm going to be in a TikTok edit.
But I feel like you kind of know when you like like someone because then you're like, oh,
never mind, I'm going to be in a TikTok edit.
Oh, stop talking.
Okay, but you just go like you're just like oh,
just like oh like you you know yourself like usually you're there in your brain
the whole time so you know it's too late
thank you that was great do you take MX okay
Only $13. That's cheaper than the Minion.
Even with tip, it's cheaper than the Minion.
Good beef! Yay!
I'm okay. Thank you! That was lovely.
Thanks, Rachel.
That's not really a deal. It's one taco, but it is cheaper than the minion
And it was a good taco I will say
Okay
Maybe I didn't
Properly, uh, what is articulating myself, but I don't know I might not be the best at talking about this stuff
Perhaps I said it wrong. I don't know who cares
It's okay. It's just something funny to talk about. You're bugging? Oh you did
all right. Yeah, yes, great. Call your dad and ask for advice. No, if I called my
parents they would just start roasting me. It'd be like, Emily! Wait, it would be kind
funny though because my mom is quite um she's quite direct with it
she's like oh my gosh this this this this this this this this
deserve i'm rightfully so
uh thank you i was lovely okay you want to hear it
Yeah, they're quite blunt.
That's great, that's great.
Okay, here we go.
Ooh, look at this.
She wants her grandkids.
Here we go.
Yes, another thing is don't, you shouldn't listen to your parent, like listen to them
a little bit, but it's also my life, not their life.
So, but it is everyone's first time living.
So we're all just trying to figure it out together.
You know what I'm saying?
It's the byword entrance.
It is everyone's first time living,
but also keep in mind that it's your life
and you can, you have control of your life
and how you, hi!
And how you react.
Okay.
You should call cutie.
She's been Ludwig for a long time.
Yes, yes.
Very smart.
Very, very smart.
They have been together for a long time.
Okay, is this more by words?
Anything else?
Anything else to look at here?
Yes, I'll have our own journey.
Amazing.
I love this. Wait, what does someone say? I'm looking in chat from x2011. I'm looking, I'm looking.
Okay, oh, relationship is not needed. If you want one, then it will happen when it happens.
There's nothing else to add to it. As long as you are happy and enjoying life, that's good enough!
People are too much drama. It went away! Frick! Wait, that was true, though.
Um...
Now you pull it up.
Wait, can you repost it?
That's so true
Spit in facts. What can you post again next two to one?
Okay, people are too much drama chatting haters prove that point the person for you will come along as long as you give someone a
Chance when you're available for relationship until then just keep doing you. Oh, thanks guys. Wow
That's so nice. Yeah, that's a great mindset. It's like
Just keep doing you. I'm gonna do my thing
I'm going to do my little road trip, hang out with friends in Orlando, just enjoy life,
and everything will just flow effortlessly.
You know, no need to really worry about things, and just whatever happens happens.
That is a very good and freeing mindset to have.
So yes, just enjoy life.
life and I think I've been doing that after my break which has been very nice thank you thank you
enjoy the moment yeah I'm definitely not like looking for a relationship like I think like I'm
currently back on my grind hi nice to meet you you're so nice oh my gosh what's your name
Hi, my name is Kelsey.
Nice to meet you, Kelsey.
Oh my gosh, you're so pretty.
Oh, stop it! Thank you.
Oh my gosh, thanks for bringing me here.
Of course, I would love to.
Nice to meet you, Kelsey.
Thank you.
I'll have a great night. Thank you guys.
I hope you love Ottawa.
Yes, it's very nice. Have you been to El Camino?
Oh, I haven't.
I got the ribeye tacos pretty good, if you like ribeye.
Yes, maybe one day.
Nice to meet you Kelsey.
Thank you so much.
Bye bye.
Oh, how nice.
Yes, very cool.
Yes, I'm just on my grind, doing my thing.
Streaming has been great.
La, la, la.
So yes, no need to rush anything.
Life happens when it happens.
Right, chat.
Just let it flow like water.
Well, I just walked in a circle.
Bust a move in the market.
OK.
Cool.
Yes.
No worries.
La, la, la.
Live it up.
Oh, hello, Earthlings.
What?
Yes.
Did you guys finish the marathon?
Yeah, we ran the 5K.
Oh, OK.
What are your times?
You go first.
It's only 3 and 1 half.
23 and a half?
Like 30?
That's great, that's great.
Like 2640, something like that.
Wait, how much is a 5K again?
Three miles?
Yeah, probably.
3.1, 3.1.
Miles.
Wow, they're saying, ooh, that's impressive.
Nice to meet you.
Yes, of course.
You take a street pic too.
Oh, yes, let's do it.
Oh my god, this is real, bro.
What are you doing here in Ottawa?
I'm just going around Canada.
And yeah, this place is fun.
We can do one on your phone too.
No problem.
I like going to Toronto and Montreal, man.
Oh, I went to Toronto yesterday and Montreal tonight.
I did like Kensington Market, St. Lawrence Market, oh nice.
Get in, get in, get in, get in.
How do you like Ottawa?
Is it boring?
No.
Don't lie.
You guys have a cool museum.
The Nature Museum?
Oh, not the nature one.
The R1 over there.
Really?
Oh, and maybe I should have done nature.
It's nice! Anything else around here that's good? And I have good shawarma.
It's not even that good. Like Scarborough has better shawarma.
Let's try 100 tails.
Oh, be your tails? Okay. I did have a...
If you'd like a sweet tooth.
Okay, yes. I did have a be your tails before.
Thank you guys! Nice to meet you all! Thanks for saying hi!
Bye!
Good day.
Congrats on your 5k!
Yes.
Okay.
Thank you.
Garburo, I already have the beauty patrol, and I hated it.
Okay, let's find, let's start walking towards Kawecky Point,
which is the beautiful Outlook place, right?
Wait, 30 minute 5K is quite good, no?
I couldn't do that, that's for sure.
I would probably collapse.
I think my 5K time would be about 40 minutes,
Her chance? Okay, let's go to Koweke.
Ooh, pretty.
Chad, can I bike ride or something?
Is there a scooter that I can rent?
Do they have scooters around here?
And then we can go to this place.
Um, take the scooters.
Okay, I'll just look for a scooter around here.
Uh, you pass them?
Okay. Let's scooter around.
How fun. I love being on my scooter.
Ooh, the art's pretty. Look at that.
Very nice.
Dad, it's already six!
We kind of, we've been live for six hours in Ottawa, that's not too shabby.
I'm like counting down the hours until I go to Montreal.
Like, that's not bad, that's not bad.
We still have to get a shawarma and stuff, so this is good.
There's actually a full days of time to do stuff, you know, like you can do stuff for
a whole day here.
That's good.
Out of what shambles?
No, it's great.
OK.
I think I got bird.
And I also have what's this orange one called?
Neuron?
I think that's a no.
OK.
Do I have bird still?
Bird.
I do, I do.
Sign in.
Oh my god, OK.
Let's use this.
Hopefully it's fine.
So much time for all the activities.
Yes, exactly.
Log in, log in.
How far are we going?
It's a 12 minute walk, so it's probably very short.
Should be fine.
I used up all my data, like watching
frickin' Twitch streams on my phone or something, I bet.
Now it's just so slow.
This is so annoying.
It's taking forever to load.
Be careful.
I don't even know what I use all my data on.
There's something stupid.
You know who I like watching?
I think Arky's so cool.
I want Arky to do so well.
I'm so proud of him.
He just has that grind in him.
And I'm like...
I want Arky to...
just keep going. I really like his work ethic. Yeah. So, I wish him all the best. Use hostile.
Oh yeah, use hostile, you're right. Alright, I'm gonna do a... What does this mean? Does this mean I buy this and then for 45 minutes I can do a limited?
omitted? Oh yeah.
Uh, like, what is the, what is the
valid for 24 hours? I mean, that means I can start within 24 hours.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I'll just do that.
Bypass! Okay.
Yeah, where's Stinky Duo?
Enarchy. Okay, let's see.
45 minutes in a day. Can I pause it?
No. Okay, we're just gonna let's just scooter around everywhere for 45 minutes straight.
Um, okay. Did it work? Oh, what? How'd I do this? Let's use it up. Oh, it's active. Okay, scan.
I'm not in a crash, right?
Surely it's fine.
I will not crash.
Learn how to ride a bird!
Get on your vehicle, push off with your preferred foot, then push the lever down to get rolling.
I'm not in a crash, right?
Surely it's fine. I will not crash.
down to get rolling. Squeeze the brakes with your hands to slow down, okay.
Ride in bike lanes and keep sidewalks clear. No double riding, mmm. Yep, yep.
Wear a helmet. Nope. Wow, look. They have they have it in French.
Um, single rider only.
I don't have a helmet.
Huh?
Did it work?
OK.
OK, I think it's working.
Wait, what does the red thing mean?
That I can't scoot over there?
OK, I'm going to go.
I'm going to go this way, and then turn left and right,
and then go this way.
And then we go to Kueki Point.
Cool.
What is happening?
OK.
Ready?
Can't park.
I'll just keep the scooter running.
OK.
Hopefully it works.
help I should probably take off the oh I'll take off the factory so I have more
motion okay okay let's go
Help!
How do I do?
Is it unlocked?
I feel like it's not on.
Oh my god.
Oh, it works, it works.
Oh my god, I'm scared, I'm scared.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Um.
Oh, the bump.
Oh my fucking god.
Ow.
The bumps in the road are kind of scary.
Uh.
Wait.
The phone's broken.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Ow.
The bumps in the road are kind of scary.
Uh.
Wait.
The phone's broken.
Oh my god.
phone's broken bro okay I don't even know where to go one one second we're
dead how do I avoid the bumps in the road it's very very dangerous here we
got we have this bad boy for 45 minutes so we can pick our sweet time let me
learn. Okay let's go. I have to turn around turn right and then turn why is it
do that? Turn around turn right and then turn right. Okay become the bird become
the bird oh look at the bump oh sorry I'm really slower than if I was walking
okay this way all right whoa oh my god let's go so fast I'm actually horrified
okay right here oh my god can you tell like how fast this thing goes watch out
for the cracks in the road oh my god I'm like as fast as a car Jesus okay bye
My Ottawa sign!
Okay, right up here on Sussex, our favorite.
Yeah, this is so fast.
Is this my lane?
Woo!
Oh my god, this is...
Woo!
Wow, looks nice!
Wait, I kind of like this.
use my legs! I just, I just see here look pretty! And in my little bike lane.
Wheeee!
Okay, let's go to Kaweke. On your right or left or front? Okay.
Here, thank you. Woo!
Here we go, here we go.
We're passing by the beautiful museum.
This is Ottawa, baby
Wow, thank you. Thank you for the sub. Oh
Wait, I can get used to this
How peaceful
Look chat, there's horses on the side. Do you see them? They're like art horses. Oh
My god, wait, I almost just wiped out
Okay, I'm gonna lock in. Okay, no show in the the side views
I almost lost control of one of the handles and I would have just like fall like flew off. Okay. Okay. Okay. Lock it in
Let's go straight down. Thank you for the W's
Okay, here you go
No problem
Coecky point right here. Oh
scary
So where's the cars and
Where's the people it feels like a ghost town?
But, that's fine, I'm not complaining.
Is anyone know if I'm going the right way?
Okay, hopefully this is right.
Did they smell me from a mile away? Where is everyone?
It's okay. Wow.
Okay, I see the view coming up.
Alright, I'm gonna pause here and...
Uh, wrong way? Wait, really?
Let me check.
Let me check.
I got to go to Kowetki Point.
Okay.
How far away am I?
Oh yeah.
Um...
Oh, that's not that bad.
Uh, oh, Frick.
Okay, I have to turn around, and then I have to turn left here.
Okay, I turn right after the boutique of National Gallery of Canada.
Oh my God, okay.
So turn around, and then after...
Okay, turn right on St. Patrick Street.
Okay, let's do it. Oopsies. I'm in Japan. I'm in Japan! Not yet, but one day. One day
I'll go to Japan. Whoa. What is that thing called? That's so cool. It's no hands. He
He just uh, just stands there.
I'm getting mugged.
Yes.
It's called a one wheel.
Does that require a lot of balance?
Cause it looks kinda hard to do.
Oh my god!
Sorry.
Oh wow!
Whee!
Okay yay!
Um, okay, turn right on Sussex.
Sussex.
Isn't there a country called Sussex?
It's like Sus...
It's definitely in Europe.
I forgot the name.
Mmm.
For a country...
Oh, Essex.
Essex!
Yeah, wait.
What is Essex?
Not a cuttree?
No way.
Alright, Tay.
After I make...
Ah!
My move!
We're going so fast, the wind's hitting like crazy.
Dang!
Chow, we didn't get to go to the Nature Museum today.
That's unfortunate.
We could have seen the bugs, but...
Oh!
It's alright.
We're going to the Nature Museum today.
Oh, it's all right because I can see bugs at alveas whenever I want
Yeah, me and Maya my fiance are kind of cool like that
No big deal
So I've seen many bugs before
This freaking spider keeps throwing up
Hello spider
Alright, this is Kaweki Point, which apparently has the best view of the city ever, and it's
supposedly a hidden gem.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
If I go down here...
Where is the view?
Bumpy, bumpy.
I'm excited to see it.
Let's see what Ottawa looks like.
Where am I going?
Is this right?
I'm just on the road, but sure.
let's say this is right um wait I'm gonna just go you missed it turn around oh wait
what I took the wrong thing you just passed it oh sorry I'll do a u-turn
My thing won't move! I think I'm in the wrong area!
Oh god.
Why is it-
I have to- I have to use my freaking legs!
It's not moving because it's in the- it's not working.
You shut it off?
What?
Get-
Oh, this is a bike lane?
Oh, my bad.
Oh, okay.
I didn't even realize.
I thought this was a sidewalk.
Okay, so now what?
Okay, now it works. Okay, thanks.
How nice! Okay, now what?
Where do I go?
Thank you for the 10.
To the left?
Here?
Huh?
What do you say?
Ow, ow, ow.
Okay, I'm going to turn left up to the ramp.
This thing.
Okay.
Cool.
I'll do that after these cars pass.
Um, he said move?
Wait, but I was in my lane.
I'm sorry, Mr. Bike Man.
bike man look at your map chat is my map because i don't know what the heck i'm doing okay let's go
i hope the bike works hello happy day to you
does it work over here
Weee!
We made it!
Wow!
Wait.
Oh, look at this art.
How nice.
Okay, I think I have to walk.
Wow!
Let me walk the rest.
Okay, it looks like a little star spike.
And then there's a bridge over here.
Beautiful, beautiful.
So Atta Watonian.
We are at Kauaki Point.
Beautiful, very artsy.
Okay.
This is nice.
It's no Niagara Falls, but it's not bad. It's better than Omaha. That's for sure.
Maybe I need to go up there to get a better view for chance.
What is over here? Keep going up. That's my city, all right.
Will look better. I know it's kind of sad and it's so cloudy today.
It looks like a tornado is about to just burst out of nowhere.
This is my city!
Not bad at all!
Again, Ottawa people, awesome.
Very awesome.
It looks worse because of the weather.
I was sniffing some copium.
No, no, no.
It looks nice.
If it was if it was blue skies, it would also be, you know, as a, I'm sure it would be better.
I'm sure it would be better.
But it's pleasant.
Pleasant pleasant.
You know it's bad when she mentions the people.
I go, but the people are great.
I mean, the people are always great, no matter where we are.
Wait, look, this is nice.
fish okay I also like um I also like the water like this water area that looks
cool
Uh, wow.
Right?
And then fishies.
Good, good.
Um, the construction ruins it.
Wait, where?
Oh, this stuff?
Oh, yeah.
Wait, this is all construction?
It does look a little bit silly,
but it's fine. Okay. Shall we walk to the top? Let's see if it... how it looks over there.
Wait, I think I'm in the wrong area.
Dang construction. It's completed in 2030. Oh my god. In four years. Honestly, that's
not like the end of the world. It'll be there soon. Can't tell which part is the construction.
Okay, there's a lot of people up there, so it has to be a good view, right? You think
if I keep my bird bike here, you think anyone's gonna steal it? They have to walk it like
down. So I'm just gonna leave it and then keep an eye on it. Okay, let's see. Oh I can't walk this way.
Yeah, no one's gonna take it. It's fine. Um, oh just pause it. Oh smart! I know I could do that.
Pause. Okay, it's fine. I'll just keep it running. Ooh, wait, this looks nice.
Wait, this is pretty! Right? Like, look at that. Look at the water.
Oh, and there's like a ferry.
We could have been on that boat.
That could have been on a skis.
It's a 90 minute ride, but too bad we didn't get to do it.
And then, if you go, wait!
I kind of get it.
I kind of get it.
Look at this view.
That's a tiki bar, oh fun.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Brie, beautiful!
Ottawa Canada chat!
I probably will never be here again in my life, so we should enjoy this while we can.
Okay.
Wow.
There's, like, so much water.
They have this water thing here, and then, if you go on this side, that's Quebec.
Really?
This?
Over there is Quebec?
I wish the sun was out.
Yes, me too.
That's okay.
Wow, over there.
Wait, so we're pretty close to Quebec, right?
Whoa.
Yes, Quebec is our last day.
We'll spend a day in Quebec.
That'll be fine.
And then they're partying on this boat.
It looks kind of full.
A lot of people there.
Over the bridge equals Quebec.
Oh, it's a province.
Ah, I see, I see.
Well this is nice.
Lovely guys, so lovely.
And then don't forget Ottawa.
We keep looking into Quebec, but guys don't forget Ottawa!
Okay.
This is the Ottawa side that we have to enjoy Montreal's tomorrow.
worry about that tomorrow. Let's just enjoy this lovely side. Yes, yes. Okay. Picture time.
Are you an autowagwan?
Yeah, so I've been living here like my whole life.
Oh wow!
Yes, it's just the best viewpoint you think?
Yeah, I think this is like actually kind of new.
I think it was like last year or the year before, but it's really a new magic point.
I like it!
Oh, thank you!
What's your name?
Anthony.
Anthony!
Nice to meet you, Anthony!
Yes, thank you!
This is great!
And I'm gonna get shawarma soon, so that'll be good.
And then, yeah, sounds lovely!
Nice to meet you, Anthony!
Thank you so much!
Thank you.
Oh, great.
OK, yes.
All right, I think it's time for our shawarma taste test.
Basically, chat, we're going to try two different shawarmas.
We'll try shawarma palace versus shawarma al-muna,
which is the reddit one.
And then we will do a showdown of the shawarmas
and see which one is better.
And if the Ottawa shawarmas are, in fact, the best in Canada,
We shall see.
Shawarma, it's shawarma.
I don't know where they are, but I'll have to map it out later.
I'll probably just get the regular shawarma,
like the steak one.
That's my fave.
Palace is a chain.
Okay, that should be fine.
Thank you, Lezayou and Krogar for the prime.
I will say that this is pleasant.
It shows all the different sides of Canada,
and isn't that nice?
Like, Canada has so many,
a such a variety of cities,
and it also has these great statues.
Wait, chicken, yeah, I should get chicken.
This is so Canada-core.
Yeah.
Looks good.
A hobbit, oh my God.
My, like, my scooter just had this bright light
shining from it the whole time.
Sorry!
Okay.
Let's go!
Um should I drive my car? I think I should go to my car. Wait I forgot where I parked.
Wait yes I do. Um and then we can drive to Shawarma. Where did I park? Okay this one.
Let's see. What the heck? Where do I go? I can't see anything. I think it's this one.
I'm going to use the hotspot one second. Let me turn on the phone hotspot. I can't live
like this anymore it's just I just don't see anything bell hot spot on thank you connect thank you
uh okay it doesn't work
load wait is there something that's like my my um my hot spot running out of battery or
running out of data? Why is it not working even with my hotspot?
Okay, yeah, I think it's that. Let's go there. So I'm gonna go down this way, go
back on this road turn right on Wellington beef Wellington left on left on
Bank
Like someone's in your area
And then I saw someone streaming like here's a problem area. Oh, that was me
I was like, is it her
Wait, I was like wait no way
So we went to cafe and then we saw you at the mall.
Oh perfect, I get it.
We were like, wait, what's she doing there?
We probably had to walk so far to get here.
40 minutes?
We went to the Algin area.
We saw the Reapers, there's so many Reapers and stuff.
Oh, yeah, yeah, the BiPay again.
I was like, okay, they're so weird.
Yeah, I feel like scootering away.
I was like, I'll come in and I'm like, wait, what?
And I'm like, wait, what?
I see that word.
I'm not.
I'm just here to visit different can of cities.
And I was just doing all the well-known spots.
Is this your first destination?
I went to Niagara Falls in Toronto.
How was I?
Great, great.
I did.
Yes, so nice.
I love how I've heard stuff from you.
I mean, yeah.
Ottawa is nice.
It's nice.
It's pleasant.
You know, because I was like, what?
I'm good people.
No, I was like, it's a capital, right?
So it's good history.
Good history.
Good history.
So you know a lot about a lot of other history.
I know that the, um, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the voice of fire is $50 million worth in that.
What is that?
It's an artwork in there.
Oh my gosh.
A Montreux.
Yes.
Hello.
What are you here for?
I'm leaving tonight to Montreux.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going to Montreux.
No, I don't think so. Montreal, how do you say it?
Montreal. I don't know.
Montreal to me.
I'm just gonna blow off my French accent.
Oh no, that's okay.
How long are you in Montreal for?
Two days.
And then Quebec.
I think you're gonna have fun.
Yeah, that'll be fun. I'm excited.
Yeah, you smell great.
Oh really?
Yeah, you smell really good.
You're giving like, fruity?
Yeah, yeah, it's like, it's like, yeah, it's like the flowery smell.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it smells nice.
Oh, nice to meet you guys.
Nice to meet you.
Yes, yes, thanks for saying hi!
What is that sticker? I know, I've seen it before.
Oh, this is from that museum.
Oh, the museum was that, right?
It was interesting.
What kind of theme was it today?
Oh, today. It was like a baby head.
Oh, yeah, the baby head.
It was a ritual cult day.
Okay.
It was interesting.
So you're just exploring all of Ottawa?
Yes.
What have you done so far?
also like that that's it no you can go inside you can't go inside the part you
can't look at the construction inside the Parliament yeah you know what take a
take a little peek in there there's also have you seen the canal oh no not the
canal yet really I might walk in the Parliament okay okay cuz it looks
really cool okay I'll see you it's close yeah nice to meet you guys thank you so much bye bye
you saw from the top all it's long lines wait which one the parliament or do we just go get
our sure what about I'm calling the day at Ottawa chat what are we thinking I mean what do you mean
long lines I would probably visit Manchester over Ottawa yeah um
shawarma is shawarma oh shawarma life's better with you don't need no drama it's
shawarma okay yeah I mean we could just we should just scooter to our car oh
I don't know. Yeah! Hi! Nice to meet you!
I don't know. I don't have it all. Have a good day!
Bye!
How nice. I'm a live streamer chat.
The live streamer. Okay.
Let's go to the car.
Guys, I thought I was gonna go to the car. Let me go to the Wingo Gishawarma.
I think that's perfect timing.
cause we could just eat and yap.
And then I'll head to Montreal.
Great, great, great, great.
Good idea, perfect.
Ottawa was nice though.
We twist fun.
Tomorrow I'm excited for Montreal.
We'll have some good activities to do.
And then, yeah, I can't wait.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, let's go. Hmm, I am lost. It was fun.
Oh, I didn't ask for their names, but they were very sweet and very cute.
Both very cute. Uh, okay, where to go? Oh my walking so fast. Thank you.
It's the Parliament of Canada. Are you sure you guys don't want to go?
okay turn right on I'm sure that's for one okay and then right on Wellington
okay right on the Kenzie right on Wellington left on bank we go
oh my god it's crazy every time how fast this thing goes okay hurry before in
45 minutes are up! Weeeeee!
Go right on Mackenzie.
Oh, go ahead!
Oh, I didn't know that this was the...
Okay.
And then...
Go right here.
And then...
Okay, for the pedestrians, pedestrians have right of way of course, oh my god, okay.
I like how bike friendly the city is, and scooter friendly.
Now I have all these bike lanes for myself, that's quite nice, I like it, and this is
much easier than moving my legs. I just stand here like a little statue. That's it.
Here we go. Here we go. Turn right on Wellington. We'll do. So, Chow, how would
you describe Ottawa in your own words.
Um, I... wait, I just like zoned out.
What have we been doing for the last six hours?
Did we even do anything?
I don't even know what we've done in the stream,
but you know, we've been hanging out just chilling,
I didn't have any fun, what did we even do?
I mean, the freaking museum was cool
and the taco was yummy
Erm
Okay, you'd use that
It was chill
Here we go back this way
You need some sleep
I've been sleeping like 7 hours
Is that a lot? I don't know
I usually need 9 hours to function but
Fill our episode stream.
Fill our episode stream?
No!
I don't want to deal with that.
Not at an anniversary party.
In face a year of extra-nevalu has been the best minds.
Aw, I don't want to deal not on one!
You're actually still in the one-star motel in a bent bucket juice coma.
Oh my God.
The last two days haven't happened yet.
Wait, you're right.
What if I am?
I have no idea.
Is this Wellington?
Wait, I'm not on Wellington.
Wait, I'm not on Wellington. Frick, where am I? Oh, yeah, wait, what? I'm on Reduce Street. Oh, what the hell?
Oh, yeah, okay, yeah, this is Wellington wake up wake up wake up
Less on thing time to get back to the main quest now, okay good. Yes. This was a nice side quest
He's playing the bagpipes.
Wow!
It's a real Scottish guy!
That was so cool!
I've never seen bagpipes in the flesh!
How amazing was that?
He even had the correct outfit on and everything.
Uh oh, why is my bike stopping?
Uh, okay.
There you go.
Left on bank.
Great, great.
Uh, why is the road trying to do that?
Excuse me.
Scoot coming through.
Excuse me.
Of course I'm on.
I think I have, okay, half way, right on Gloop Kester.
Hey, I got good music here.
Russell, is she picking me up?
No, I can't pick you up.
Russell, you're stuck in Texas.
I'm in freakin' Canada!
When PPL talk about Ottawa, I'm not sure if they've been to Ottawa.
Um, I'm not sure if they've been.
Yeah, that's okay, though.
Hi, regular!
Or shall I say, Ni hao?
If you even know what that means.
Ni hao, Russell!
Jingtian, Ni hao!
Chir shan ma?
I said, what are you going to eat today?
Today, yeah, what are you gonna eat today?
But I doubt he actually did that.
Woo!
If he didn't understand that,
he has to get his Chinese game up.
Okay.
Good luck with your Duolingo.
Am I doing this right?
Oh, God.
My track!
My gimbal, my gimbal, my gimbal.
Okay.
Great. And then left on bank. We're here! Yippee!
I like this music.
And then right on Glucose Street, something like that.
Woohoo!
Okay, I think there's only like a few parking spots that I can do.
So where should I park?
Um, alright, bye-bye downtown Ottawa.
It was nice to meet you.
chillax very cool not no great great people good taco chill vibes what more
can you ask for how far do I go alright okay let me see where I should park nice
nice view, thank you. Okay, I have a lot left.
Um, I could park, okay, a few down.
This is illegal? Wait, why? Wait, what did I do? Okay.
Am I allowed to go? No? No jaywalking?
I don't know the Canadian rules. I'll wait for the red light.
She is a menace.
My scooter is not starting. The bus passed me. Go! How embarrassing when your scooter
doesn't even start.
Over here, over here, over here, over here, over here, over here, over here, over here.
I want to start scootering more, this is, this is so much easier.
I like it, hello!
Glorier.
Uh, I'll have to park here and then just start walking because I'm a little scared.
We're close enough.
This was the- the anime store that we went to.
Boom!
Made it safe and sound.
Ah! Are you okay?
oh my god wait that could have been so bad wait where did I drop you I just
dropped the the gimbal my uh my hands just ran out of energy okay guys okay
all right looking good
scary oh let me end this and wow we did 39 minutes out of 45 not too shabby
My neck!
Parking photo!
Ta-da!
Oh, it is a little bit of alignment, but hopefully that's fine.
Wow, guys, we saved 25 Canadian dollars.
How was your ride?
Yippee!
face okay let's go very very happy that went great no complaints here yippee
kye I'm gonna say yippee kye when we get our shawarma yes please
Yes please!
Um...
Wait, am I in Nova Scotia?
This is the bank of Nova Scotia.
What does Nova Scotia even mean?
I thought I was at Ottawa!
Eh?
But why is it called the bank of Nova Scotia?
It's a province.
New Scotland.
Jesus, Emily.
Karate.
Huh?
Wait, what is?
I don't...
It's a bank brand.
But people were talking about Nova Scotia today, so I thought I was like in Nova Scotia
or something.
Okay, so I'm currently in Ontario, right?
This is Ontario, Ottawa.
And we are going to Montreal, Quebec tomorrow.
Yes.
And Nova Scotia is similar to Ontario and Quebec?
Question mark?
It's one of the many countries?
The province.
No.
No, what?
IDK, Loki.
I'm just here for the vibes, Loki.
Thank you.
The scariest ride in my life.
My heart is still racing.
You didn't feel safe on the scooter?
I thought that was pretty easy.
I just had to lock in a little bit.
I had to make sure I didn't drop the phone or something.
It's a province like Ontario.
Yeah, yeah, province.
That's what I mean.
Okay, is Miss O'Waga a province?
Let me just look it up.
Provinces in Canada.
I'm learning.
provinces of Canada. Ten! Okay, British Columbia! Oh yeah, I know about that place. Alberta.
Oh, Saskatchewan. Manitoba, Ontario, Quebec. Canada's most populous province and home to
the national capital Ottawa and largest city Toronto. Oh my god we're in Ottawa guys. The
large Providence by Erin known for its distinct French Canadian culture and capital in Quebec
City. Oh! Okay, New Brunswick. Hey, that's a New Jersey. Nova Scotia, Prince Edward and
Newfoundland in Labrador. Wow! Tabernac! Okay, I'm learning a lot. This is good.
Wait, why are you guys questioning me? I literally just read off the Google, the
Google search. Google's not lying to me, right? Tabernac! So I say Tabernac when
I'm in Quebec, right? Uh-oh. Tabernac. Oh, my pronunciations. Hopefully, that's not
calling them a slur, right? Am I gonna get hit in the face if I say that to
someone? Tabernacle. It's an insult. It's a slur?
What? What does it mean?
Oh, I was going to say like, hey, Tabernac.
Well, someone in China told me to tell people that. I'm like, sure.
And I like saying it. Hey, Tabernac.
How do you do? I'm here from Austin.
It's like saying fuck.
Oh
Okay, so I can see it when I'm like frustrated. I'll be like oh my god. I
Tripped and fell tabernac
We made it
The car is still here. It means gosh dang it. Okay. I see I'm learning. I'm learning
Who's ready for some shawarma? I
am
Some Ottawa shawarma, what they're known for.
It better be good.
Okay.
We've arrived.
Thank gosh.
I'm gonna see which one's closer, shawarma palace or shawarma al-muna.
But I have very high vacations going into this.
Hopefully I am not led down by the Ottawa Shawarma. My favorite game ever.
Okay, turn on this thing. Here we go. What are some Quebec slurs?
Battery Ting. Did I say battery Ting here? Battery Ting. Two's two's on the loose.
Um, what, uh, what is it, uh, Shawarma Palace.
So you're saying this is a chain?
Wa Gwanda Lila?
Don't know.
Okay.
Shawarma Palace.
4.2 stars.
Not too shabby.
Or Shawarma.
Al Luna.
Ooh. I want to go to Charmopalus first because I think it's closer.
0.5. Ah, frick. Thank you. Thank you. Zella for the crime and Chainfire for the tier one. Thanks so much.
Charmopalus is 0.5 miles away. Do I drive it or walk it?
I shouldn't have just gone there.
Three brothers on Bank Street?
I don't know if I trust three brothers, I am saying Tabernac.
I just hope there's like parking down there.
Yes, I will be going to Shawarma al-Muna.
I don't know how bad the parking is.
Let's see. Okay, Shawarma Palace. Ooh, it looks unique. It's in a triangle dish. Fancy. Fancy,
fancy, isn't it? Do I look like a silly goose in Canada to all these Canadians? Like, do I look
like am I really giving this place justice or are you guys like oh my god
there's just this silly girl just walking around doing nothing just don't
know what the heck she's doing and she's not even showing the place properly
it's like I'm just like la la la trying my best la la la it's kind of blowing my
mind just like walking around Ottawa yeah it's like I can see see all the all
the stuff. It's everywhere. I can't believe Prezzo's from here. Prezzo, what's your old
address? We can take a stop near the old house if you want. Wait, not if you're, it's with
your parents, then obviously that'd be doxing. But if you have like an apartment or something
and then you're like, wait, I used to live at that apartment all the time and then it
could bring back memories and I can just show you. Show you it from afar. That's so cool.
This is his literal hometown.
I grew up in Ottawa.
It's crazy to see someone streaming it.
Don't clip that.
Yeah, very cool.
I'm very glad to be streaming some new places.
Very unique.
Okay, six minutes away.
And surely there's street parking somewhere, right?
Oh, it looks so sad and cloudy today.
Unfortunate.
We'll just pretend like there's sunny skies or whatever, not too bad.
Yeah, hopefully in Montreal, the rain doesn't ruin it.
I think it's only going to rain like the afternoon and then it solves, and we're partying tomorrow,
We gotta get lit! Maybe do a little shot or something and then go go bar hopping if there's any good Montreal bars like a bar street let me know and we'll go there tomorrow night on a Sunday so we can experience the Canada nightlife.
Yeah. Oh, was that allowed?
Okay, sure. Let him do his thing. There's tons on St. Catherine's. Okay, whatever that guy did.
No, that was not allowed. No way. It's a one-way. Bro, what night life? I heard Montreal's the most
lit and I believe it I think they have probably the best nightlife there so we
will go bar hopping wow Canadian bar hopping I hope they're okay with me
having my camera. I'll be like, just observing. Don't mind me. Okay, so why my
palace it is. Pete's recommendation. Well we had so many interesting people say hi
to the street today. We had Milo playing, getting over it in the middle of the
street on his trackpad and he beat it in seven minutes and then we had a person play the guitar
and then we had um you know just so many great auto-wog on so saying hello we got a delicious
cronut uh yes it is it is definitely very unique here i can't believe he just brought his laptop and
and just whip it out and they're getting over it run.
It's so funny.
Yes, there's a variety.
I wonder what's gonna be a lot of Montreal snipers.
It's like so interesting seeing the different vibes
of the city, the vibes of the MCELs.
It's quite cool, but it's always a fun time.
So Montreal will be interesting.
Yes, the Ottawa Guarns. Love them.
I'm gonna turn left here.
Let's go!
Street parking!
Keep your eyes peeled, chat! It's definitely getting later, so I feel like this is better for parking.
I'll be surprised if this restaurant doesn't have parking outside the establishment.
That would make it, like, is that not kind of an inconvenience if these restaurants don't
have a place to park your car?
The heck?
Um, my eyes are peeled.
Yes, we'll get poutine tomorrow.
It'll be good.
Ah, lovely.
Put the beaver in.
You have beaver.
Beaver. You have Pepe.
With little legs out.
Moosey.
Don't forget Moosey.
And then the beaver is
is a is, you know, holding
down the fort in the back.
He's got it. He's got it.
Thank you for the sub.
Thank you. Thank you.
How many days straight as a bit
today? Day five.
of Canada journey? Not bad. Not too bad. I think I really did have like you know a little a little
hurrah at EDC and then I'm like okay time to lock it. Can't be, can't be, you gotta work hard and
play hard you know. And if I little a little three week break a little EDC last hurrah and I'm like
Okay, now we're walking.
We, let's go to Canada.
Have fun, little on in five days.
I am not ridden a moose yet.
I don't think I'm gonna burn out, thankfully.
Like, I only burn out when I just,
when I'm in Austin.
Rip, riparote.
But like, it's a red light I can't turn,
had turned but it just didn't it's just an Austin. It's good yeah. Did you did you rave?
EDC was my first rave ever and it was very fun and now I'm an EDC lover so
I'll probably go every year with my friends. I had a great time. Okay I should
Shawarma Palace is here. Where do I go for parking?
We've arrived.
I'm gonna maybe hopefully park back here.
I'm on Raver now.
Oh, this. This has to be...
It's KFC parking, the fuck?
Is there Shawarma parking?
Uh, Shorama Palace parking!
That's us!
That's us!
Wait, how convenient.
They do have their own parking space.
I was like, no way does KFC get like three stops and none for Shorama.
Yay!
Lovely.
Oh my god, a car's pulling in.
I'm taking it first.
Sorry, buddy.
I'll take this spot.
Thank you very much.
Okay, I am still hungry, but I will give it an honest review.
The best shawarma I've ever had so far is this shawarma in, a chicken shawarma in Austin.
It was just like from this food truck and it was so good.
I was like, wow, I can eat this whole thing.
And what's really important is the white sauce, okay?
You have to have, like, you have to be dripping in sauce for it to taste good.
I don't know what sauce it is, but I hope they they go crazy with it and then I'm gonna be like, oh my gosh, it's delicious.
So let's see if they pass the bud check.
Let me blow my nose again.
On the garlic sauce, is it? Or is it Tzatziki? I forgot what sauce it was, but I loved it. Maybe it's garlic.
Okay. Let me do the other nostril now.
I've got to give every nostril it's love.
Cucumber sauce, it was definitely a white sauce.
I forgot the name, but it was Delish.
Okay.
Let's go.
Thank gosh for blowing my nose, huh?
Shawarma Palace.
I hope it's good.
No, I am not crying.
Wait, no snot rockets.
What I love.
Okay, all good
Just the short walk away from deliciousness we got it
When my alat has been
all day
Okay
Lock the car
You like the state of my car guys
This is the little a little disorganized, but not the end of the world
You should do a signage friends. I think that would be nice. I just have to get oh
Oh
Okay, thank gosh, there was there's no
Nothing right you don't see any boo boo. Okay, thank gosh
There's just a light tap
And it's just boop. Oh, I feel like I thought I heard heard it
No boo boo. One time I was parked
I was just like parked on in like a target parking lot and then this this lady
Just swung her door open and just like hit my car
I was like and I don't think she knew that I was in it and I'm just like
And then she's like oh, this is so high. It's such a tight parking spot. Hi. Nice to meet you
What's this for the shawarma? Thank you. IRL Donut. What's your name?
Braden. Braden, thank you so much. I will enjoy the shawarma with this Canadian 20.
Thank you. Oh, that's so nice. Yes. Thank you so much. Really? The one better?
Okay. I'm so excited. Shout out Will Neff. Thank you. Bye Braden. Thank you so much.
That's so nice. Wait, 20 CAD's a lot. That's so kind. Should I keep this for, what is it, for emergencies or should I, in case Tawarma Palace takes my, they might take my credit card here. So I don't have to keep this for emergencies.
Yes, it's like one penny. Shout out Will Ness. Okay, yeah, and then I will thank
you Braden for the for the shawarma. All right, chat, we are here. Welcome to
XMLE Tries Ottawa Shawarma. I've heard many good things about the shawarma in
Ottawa. One of the only good things I've heard about this place. And I'm excited
try it today we'll be trying two places shawarma palace versus shawarma al-muna so we are at our
first location and if you know what voted number one shawarma place in Ottawa that's kind of hard
to beat i mean it says right there that they're the best of the best wait oh my god i'm scared what
What does that mean?
Just missed us, we're closed.
Okay, that's fine.
Okay, we're here.
Surely it's open, right?
We're gonna have a delicious shawarma today.
Yay.
That looks authentic.
I did that in the game.
Guys, I'm free.
Oh, hello.
I'm great, thank you.
I literally did that in shawarma.
Oh, it didn't come out just...
Oh, he cooks the...
He cooks it right here.
Oh my god.
Oh!
Holy macaroni.
The steel is falling.
It's so much meat.
I better be able to order the room that I'm being at.
Okay, wow, we have all this.
This portion size is huge.
Okay, they have the rice.
I don't see any french fries like the game.
Hello, where do I order?
Oh, no worries, take your time.
Okay, what should I get?
Um, I think, okay, we do not want the kebab, uh, oh, gift cards, oh, thank you, yes, I
can get a gift card, okay, I want a chicken shawarma, wait, what, but why is it on the
plate, not a, oh, sandwich, okay, I'll get a sandwich, chicken shawarma, hello, I love
shawarma so this is so exciting for me um could I please do uh is that beef on
the left and chicken on the right yes okay um I'll try do you prefer beef or
chicken they're both really good a mix oh I did have a good chicken shawarma so
maybe I'll just I'll just do the chicken. I'll do a chicken sandwich please
shawarma. Yes, thank you.
Oh okay, what would I like on it? Yes, I love garlic sauce. I think that's the
sauce that wows me yes and don't be shy oh perfect oh some lettuce yes whatever
you think is like traditional and like the way to eat it
Oh
Okay
What's that pink one cabbage can I do all of them, but not the cabbage, okay, thank you
What is this thing onion, okay, I like onions. Yes. Thank you
Perfect. I'm a Twitch streamer. Yes, yes, yes, and I heard great things about this place,
so I'm very excited to try it. Yes, number one shawarma.
Oh my god.
I am so surprised.
Holy cow.
Um, for here?
Oh, to go actually.
Yeah, other to go.
Thank you.
Delicious.
In case I don't finish it, I will take it to go.
Yes, they put the garlic sauce.
Oh, lovely sire.
What was this sauce?
Is it okay if I didn't get this sauce?
Maybe on the side?
Yes.
I'll do some tessiki on the side, please.
On the house!
Thank you!
That's so kind!
Wait, what did I have on the house?
Wow, this place is the best!
Plus one star.
Forgive me, free stuff.
So, so kind.
Okay.
Oh, so good.
OK.
Hello.
I'm great.
Thank you.
I'm going to eat here to go, so in case I need leftovers.
Yes.
Thank you.
That's free.
Thank you.
This is the best place ever!
What? What's his name?
Chad. Chad.
Chad with a J this year.
The one from Lashana Palace.
Uh huh. Really?
Oh, thank you.
That's so kind. Thank you so much.
There's a bag.
Oh, perfect.
Thank you so much.
Hi.
This is the best place ever!
Who is Chad with a J?
I was I was I was not really sure what she was saying, but that is so nice
Okay
This place rules
Jack Jack
Jad with the J. Oh, okay. That's so that's so fun
All right, what is it? What's the best? Wow? We got
three
This looks amazing!
Oh my god, what is that?
Potatoes?
Look at the sauce on top!
Oh my!
We're going to eat up.
Okay.
Let me order a water before we go.
go okay and I'm gonna get a fork on potatoes oh my god I just taste something
amazing
the fork?
Okay, let's try it.
You're already great hospitality.
How is Shawarma Al Muna going to compare?
It's going to be so much worse.
You see the, you see the good lighting.
It doesn't look silly.
Over here. Perfect for our food review. Okay. Let's eat.
Okay, before I start eating, we have to pay homage to, you know, shawarma.
Huh?
Chow with a J is an auto based YouTuber.
He's very famous and a cool dude.
So he called in and was like, uh, have Emily Shawarma be free?
Thank you, Chow with a J.
That's so nice.
If it's not tied, it's not right.
Thank you, I'll get a water, thanks so much, oh that's so nice, I didn't get a free water.
Wow, this is amazing.
It looks very full.
Oh, shawarma.
Oh my God, I'm trying to ignore this.
Okay, we have the shawarma here.
This is from Shawarma Palace, the number one rated shawarma in Ottawa.
It's large.
It looks very saucy, which I like.
Like, look at that bite.
It has vegetables and meat and sauce and everything.
But of course, Chad, just because I got it for free doesn't mean it's going to taste better.
I will still be very honest, although I do appreciate the very nice hospitality here.
But obviously I cannot be bought out and my opinion will still be as honest as possible.
Okay?
So, hmm, huge warma.
Cheers!
That is so bad.
The meat is so divine and goosey.
I also really like the tortilla on the outside.
It's soft.
The amount of sauce that they put on is perfect.
Mmm, doesn't it look good?
The pita, yeah, the pita sauce.
Wow, it's actually amazing.
It's just like so saucy and the chicken is like not dry at all.
I'm just dancing on my tongue.
Wow.
Yeah, they're gonna blow up my tongue.
Okay, I'm gonna get some water.
And I got free water.
This place is the best.
Leioink?
For me?
Okay.
Wow.
I don't know if I even want to try the other shore of a place.
Wow, I don't know if I even want to try the other shawarma place.
This is really the best of the best.
Oh, one thing to note though is that it might be a little bit hard to eat.
As you can see, mine is falling apart, but that is part of the shawarma experience.
But that's okay.
It's just a skill issue.
What do you mean skill issue?
So maybe the pita is too soft, too fluffy, too delicious, that it can crumble in your hands sometimes.
sometimes. Okay. Keep it in the wrapper. Oh, oh my bad. Oh, it is a user error. Okay.
So I, well, I'm a fake shawarma fan. I didn't know that I had to keep it wrapped in the
paper. Okay, that's on me. Yeah, okay, but...
Wow, look at all that meat.
Look at that bite, isn't that crazy?
What?
No, no, no, no.
The sauce is so good. This is better than the taco because it's like a wider variety of flavors
and it's just it's a large, a large, a little fire. But would I get it?
I give this to Wama a 9.5 as well.
This is really good.
It's just like perfect.
There's nothing really to say.
It's just a little messy because it's my fault.
It's my fault I'm making it messy.
But mmmm, so good.
Chaw, isn't shawarma kinda slept on?
Or shawarma like a pretty popular food?
When I'm in Austin, I never think to go get shawarma.
But maybe because there's like not good shawarma places like in Austin.
So I'm like, I'm not gonna think about it.
But shawarma's really good.
It's like a subway sandwich with better.
There's so much better.
So we've got to bring the love for shawamas.
That's fair.
Getting popular?
In your city, I didn't get a single shawarma.
Is that crazy?
I just never knew that they were so good.
Like, they just don't get the popularity vote
that they deserve.
What? I'm gonna try the potatoes we got.
Ooh! Yes!
Potato!
Oh! What the garlic sauce? Oh yeah, the wife has something the garlic sauce I was talking about.
Okay, cheers!
Woo...
Hmmmmmm.
E-hmmmm.
Hmmmmmm.
Oh no.
Oh ho ho ho.
Ho ho ho.
Okay I see.
It definitely complements the shawarma because it's more of a thicker texture, whereas the
shawarma is light and fluffy, so you get two different types of, like, eating experience
here.
You get the thick potatoes and then the light shawarma.
So they do complement each other.
And then they're not like, they're like soft potatoes, they're not crispy, which is fine.
And I really like the garlic sauce too, so yes, yes, thank you guys.
Wow.
Do we even go to the other place?
The reddit place?
I made Jacob look up the best shawarma in Ottawa on Reddit and they recommended this
one place called Shawarma Al Muna.
But it has 100% thumbs up!
And I could say this for dinner later, Reddit got it wrong.
I think we should try it just to see the different experience.
Let's go, let's go.
I think it'll be fun.
We can go and they'll be like, what do you want?
What if they're like Squidward?
And then this is like heaven over here.
And then they're like so mean at that place.
So then we can know for a fact that Shorma,
how is this Shorma number one?
Okay.
Yes, they have 16 thumbs up, so it's 100%.
Okay, let me cap this up properly.
Wow! I'm impressed!
The shawarma's actually good.
I feel like people just don't care about shawarmas that much. I guess in Europe they do, which is nice.
But we gotta send shawarmas more love, you know?
He's got better food. UK or Canada?
Is that even a question?
UK isn't even like on the radar of having food. It's like
you're eating cardboard. Like UK
is literally on the bottom, like lowest of the lowest. So obviously it'd be Canada
because the shawarma was amazing, this taco was amazing.
It's not even like comparable. Oh shit!
Like those fish and chips were the worst thing I've ever had in my life
But it's okay chat knows I don't like UK food
And then I talked to sit on Rosie and they're like oh we went to London and they love the Nando's and I was like
Did I try the wrong Nando's?
I was like what do you mean you love the Nando's like and they're like yeah
The UK Nando's was better than the Austin Nando's and I'm like there is no way that's true because when I
Went I thought it was like flavorless, but maybe it's just like better in London or something
hmm
So yeah, I thought Nando's was ass, but they loved it or maybe I'm just a picky eater
But that's not true cuz I like this
This was so good
Thank you for the five! Thank you. Thank you, Anonymous. I appreciate ya.
Try Nandos. No, I don't want Nandos. I'm good. I'm good off Nandos. Thank you. Okay.
Oh no! Do you think I can ask them to rewrap it for me?
Is that rude?
I was like, can you please rewrap this into a nice paper so I can save it for later?
Yes, okay.
They're so nice here.
Um...
Hello!
Hello!
Oh yes, can I put this in a box?
Thank you so much.
Um, oh, yeah, just something to, like, re-wrap it because it's, uh, it's falling apart.
Hello, amazing, talented chef.
This was delicious.
Thank you so much.
Yes.
Um, yeah, is there, oh, yeah, oh, perfect!
Thank you!
Um, extra Emily.
Extra Emily.
Yes, nice to meet you guys, it was so good.
Thank you so much.
I loved it.
Okay.
We got our box, and then, we should be good.
I'll eat this here and I will eat this tomorrow.
Yummy.
Okay.
Let's go to the supposed Reddit five-star shawarma.
If it can even compare, it's going to be straight ass, it's really going to be horrible.
It says it's the best.
Do we really trust our editors?
Do our editors go outside?
That's a get-it-one question.
We have to see if they're trusted.
Trap that.
Tomorrow is Montreal the best place for food in North America.
Wow, that's a very strong statement.
You think Montreal has the best food in N.A.?
Really?
Like what, besides the poutine?
What else do they have?
No way.
I doubt that.
Can they be better than the shawarma?
OK, I don't think I like describe the shawarma properly.
But basically, it's just like a perfect sandwich,
because it has protein.
It has vegetables.
The pita bread was nice and fluffy.
And then the sauce that I love, you know?
So it's like the sauce, like the mixture of all of that,
just like had, it was just a perfect sandwich,
like a perfect shawarma.
And then when you eat it, you're like, wow,
getting a lot of nutrition and flavor and and you just taste all the different parts and you're like
delicious so i really liked it i really liked it um i gave it a 9.5 and then i get the potatoes like a
like a seven the potatoes are good but not as good as the shawarma
Oh, thank you so much!
Oh, are you watching?
That's me!
Thank you guys!
That was delicious!
Oh, they're reading chat.
Bye!
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, had his little chat on.
Tell sweet, tell,
type in chat, it was delicious!
And, or maybe like,
awesome job, chef!
Type in some compliments.
I can give him some compliments.
Great job, chef.
Hi, team.
It was delicious.
Yay, they're probably so happy.
Chad is here.
Chad, thank you so much for the shawarma.
Hello, Chad with a J. I really like this place.
I can see why it's rated number one shawarma in Ottawa.
I will be going to a different one just to compare.
But thank you, Chad with a J.
Jad, right? Wait, so then would it still be Chad or would it be Jad? Chad? Yay!
I'll be back, Shawarma Palace. Yes. Dare I say, that Shawarma was the best food I've
had on the trip so far? Oh, I feel so full and I still have so much left. Wow. Wow,
Wow wow wow. I love shawarma. That's amazing. I don't even know what I really ate in Toronto, but it wasn't as impactful as this.
Okay, let's see. If you need a shawarma guide, I got you. Oh thank you, yes that was very nice. I'm going to shawarma al-Muna now.
Have you heard of it?
Because apparently Reddit says that place is good.
So I'm going to that one to compare and see if we can find out once and for all the best shawarma in Ottawa.
Let's see.
It's Reddit approved.
Hi.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, Ray for the two months.
Okay, half far away is it. Wow, I'm over the moon. Ottawa is great. I love this place.
I feel so much better after eating and getting this free water. And wow, I love this area.
Like this is the best city ever. They have great show armors here. I feel very, yes,
Sveria wake now. This is perfect. Uh, all right. How far away is the op?
Uh, okay. Shoroma, Almona, 10 minutes away. Okay. We'll give it a chance. Thank you. Thank you.
It is the op. Um, thank you Mako for giving to a chat with the day.
Hey, there he comes, there we go.
Okay, let's go.
And they had parking here, wow, just beautiful.
Everything went right at Shawarma Palace.
Pete was right.
Can you imagine if we didn't go here
and instead we went to three brothers?
No hate on Diane, of course.
But maybe three brothers is good,
But Chow was saying like, oh, it's ass.
And then Yelp was like 3.7 stars.
And I was like, oh, that's kind of ass.
But this one was really good.
But also, maybe this location is really good, too.
Because they're all so nice.
Yeah, you never know.
It's for drunk university students.
Yeah, that's a vibe.
Should I go?
Thank you.
Pay me, but not evil.
You should try a butter tart.
It's a Canadian favorite.
Who's gonna tell him?
Well, I did try a butter tart.
And I hated it.
It was too dry.
It was dry and the jam was bad and I was like,
I just don't wanna eat it.
I got bored.
Sorry.
I didn't have a good butter tart.
Unfortunately.
Thank you for the fart.
Let me check up here, the stop sign.
Oh, it's a Cooley of Dono.
Okay, thank gosh the TTS didn't work.
It's gonna be like,
can you please say something good about Nicholas Paul?
And I'll be like, no.
I don't know, sorry Fulios, got scammed.
Um, okay, let's see here, where are we going by the way?
Does anyone know the, we're leaving downtown Ottawa for the shawarma, it's like more west,
so I'm curious if this place is as, as poppin, as poppin?
I can turn right on red, because I'm going. Oh, it's green. Okay, great. I really did,
I think Montreal is the only place that you can turn on red. Every world, I think, would
be. Fine.
Mr. Nicholas Palam.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Thank you.
We're good.
My blinker.
Who's excited to go to Montreal tomorrow?
After this, I'm going to probably head down to Montreal.
I didn't really do much in Ottawa, but I love the,
love the I love the shawarma. We saw the parliament. We went to the museum. We went to um finally
somewhere fun. It was fun. Today was fun. I had a I had a it was just like funny, you
know, a funny time. Prez was hometown. Prez was a funny guy. So, you know, I think the
city's funny and it just makes you funny. Something new every day, yes. That's the fun part is that
you just don't know what's gonna happen and what we're gonna experience. Don't call it a filler
episode. Atawagwans deserve love too. It's just as much stuff to do as in Toronto. Right guys?
Is this the filler episode that's like the fly in Breaking Bad?
Oh god.
Is it like the same vibe?
I hope not.
I did not like the fly episode.
I thought it was fun.
And the shawarma was delicious.
Please don't compare it to the fly.
It's kinda eh.
Well, I'm surprised because Torontonians are like,
like Toronto is kind of eh and then Ottawa
Gwans are like oh Ottawa kind of is kind of meh but Montreal Montreal's like
yeah we're lit and we're the best city and and Montreal got like that confidence
so we'll have to see like yeah Montreal's the best it's the most fun
Stuff to do. They're right. I don't know anything about Montreal
Like literally nothing. Is Montreal like good for hockey or something? I have no idea
Okay, we're on the we're on the highway
Just to get some shawarma. Is this still Ottawa? It is, right?
Oh, just a little gloomy is all
They got a good hockey in Montreal and some good poutine and we'll have to see we'll have to see what else
Yes, we're here, you know, I realized yesterday during my my road trip to Ottawa
People be speeding here, bro
like I was going like okay the 110 like 130 and people were passing me at 150
and I'm like what's the big-time rush like why are you guys going so freaking
fast and I and then I had to like move out of the the left lane because these
people were just like we're like you know coming close and I'm like wait okay
I'll move so you can you can just stay in this lane but I'm like what I'm already
going 20 over. Like how fast you have to go? Geez Louise. Oh yeah, 110 kilometers. Not miles per hour.
I'm in Canada, please. Yeah, so I was I was kind of shook at how fast they were going. And not a
single person got pulled over. So I'm like, okay, are there no speed traps here? Because that's kind
the nice and like no police are uh you know watching for for speeders 150 would
be crazy yeah I can handle that left is the passing lane yeah but people I would
be in the left lane and they would go to the right like to pass me to go to the
left I'm like what the what how much faster do you want to go but it was
pretty safe like it was just a straight road half the time and it was it was
quite chill. I'm excited for Emily in Montreal! Me too! Oh my god, I'll start early tomorrow.
I'll do 12. I'll try to do 12 p.m. start again. And then party party, bio dome. I gotta look at the
discord to see other things to do. And it'll be so fun! I'm excited! Okay. Uh oh. Is there another
parking problem. What the? I thought we left downtown but we have fricking traffic here
to get shawarma. Shawarma al-muna. Oh sorry. Okay. It's gonna be crowded tomorrow. Oh yeah
because f1 is tomorrow. Leave! We don't care about f1. Sorry. Okay. Well I don't know. I don't
I don't really care about F1, but if it's going to ruin the experience, I'm going to be mad.
I want to be like, leave, like you're clogging up the roads.
I'm trying to get around here.
I have not booked a hotel in Montreal yet.
I just look like right before I get there.
Am I screwed?
No way.
Wait, did F1 already happen today?
No.
Wait.
Wait, what?
What do you mean I'm screwed?
There has to be some place open.
Everyone else in Canada knows that Toronto is lit.
But Torontonians don't know how good they have it
with culture and food.
Aw, that's nice.
Wait, yeah.
The race is tomorrow?
No, really?
I thought it was today.
Okay, maybe I'll stay on the outskirts
of Montreal or something.
There has to be like some Hilton or Marriott. I just, like, I always just look the day of for a hotel. That's what I did for Ottawa.
I had the motel and the five-star place planned out, but everywhere else, I just buy the, I buy the hotel the day of.
Okay, let's just see what's on, what's open, and just pick one of these. They'll be fine.
you think I have to sleep in my car because the Montreal frickin traffic's
gonna be that bad and so many people gonna be there for it.
Monday is F1 GP and Monday is NHL playoff. The busiest week in the year.
The busiest weekend in the year. Okay well at least it's gonna be lit. It's gonna
be lit and a lot of people will be out. That means Sunday night's gonna have
great nightlife. Okay, there's always a positive. Always a positive. Thank you. Oh, that's
so good. Thank you, Ian and Dantan. And Jorin. Wow, no way. Golden Catherine. It always has
great nightlife. Yeah, that would be cool. Thank you. Thank you, Big Mac sauce.
is huge it brings in thousands of people from around the world the hotels
usually a book weeks in advance
bro it's fine. Valley 100 thank you Big Mac sauce. Who put F1 on this random May
Sunday? Like who cares? Can they move into next week? Oh no I was not prepared at
all for this stupid race that do they even okay f1's the one where it's like curvy right
nascar's the one that's in a circle but f1's the curvy one they can just like do f1 out of the
city and then come back i don't fucking no oh no okay i'll look after shawarma and we'll see um
we'll see if there's anything even available what should be like a thousand dollars a thousand
dollars to book one night. Oh dear. Okay. We have arrived. I now need to look for parking.
The parking here in Ottawa is a little bit hard. It's a little atrocious, but it's okay.
A thousand one star motel. Wow. That's a good deal, isn't it? She would fuck with F1 if
she went. Maybe. I did hear some T, though. Okay. You know my Uber driver from Vegas.
I talk about so I had this Uber driver from Vegas. He told me that F1 is a little bit
bougie and they don't like get lit and they're very quiet. But then he's like, but NASCAR
is where it's at because everyone's like drunk on beers and having fun and getting rowdy.
Is that true? Is that true? But F1 is more like, they're like more snotty apparently.
Oh my god. Okay. Oh, I think there's parking. Perfect.
Just some nice street parking, I suppose. Okay. Yes, it's Euro snobby stuff. I was like, oh,
interesting. Pretty much. NASCAR is boring. F1's fine. Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys, you're talking to
the NASCAR creator third place holder here. Me and Emmy got third place out of fourth place
in the NASCAR races. Yeah, we're kind of a big deal. I love NASCAR third out of fourth.
It was all my fault. I like I dragged down the team because I my break wasn't working the first
two races the first few two times okay let's go the F1 date has been on the calendar for over a year
when did you plan your trip two weeks ago but that's fine I wasn't
well I'm not just like looking up Montreal things to do I was just maybe gonna go with it
it's okay tomorrow's gonna be lit it's gonna be fun
Montreux will be a great time right guys okay where is it oh it's there
shawarma al-muna let's see if we get the same service the same vibe thank you
What? Thank you, Saturn, for the 600 bits.
There's a vape shop.
Let's see, compared to Shorma Palace, our favorite place, which one is better?
Okay.
Interesting.
Very interesting.
I'm gonna jaywalk.
Don't mind me. Hi guys! Oh how cute! We haven't done it ourselves! Hello!
Oh thank you! Nice to meet you! What's your name?
Shiyoki. Shiyoki? It's a great name. Nice to meet you Shiyoki.
I don't know if you like Skolpanda at all. I love Skolpanda.
I opened this a year ago just to check what was in it. Oh my God!
You might like it because it's somewhat rare. Wait, really? I love Skopanda. Is this the keychain? Oh my God, it is.
Thank you so much!
Let's see. Let's see.
Oh, how beautiful!
Shut up. Wait, for me? Thank you!
Wait, wait, the secret one?
Wow wait it's one out of 72 champs. Thank you, you sure you don't want it? Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you. I will hang it on my keychain and stuff. The secret rare. Thank you.
Yes, do you want to say hi to the stream?
I can! I can!
Oh my god! How cute! Have fun, guys!
Can I take a second?
Yes, definitely.
Thank you for the keychain. This is so nice.
The secret! Oh my gosh!
Nice to meet you!
Thank you for saying hi.
Bajo is going to be very fun.
Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I'll just deal with the f1 the traffic. Hopefully it's not too bad
Yes, I will keep that in mind amazing nice to meet you. Thank you
Nice to meet you
This is Nanna.
Hi, Nanna, so cute.
Oh my god, I love that.
Ben Nanna, ha ha ha, genius.
I wanted to say that I don't want to bring up old stuff,
but the whole thing with the loan and stuff, dad stuff,
was very interesting because I was like, yeah.
I mean, it can spoke to me as one or a few grand.
Yes, yes.
And be like, people don't understand.
Yeah, I saw a lot of comments from people like Asian
bringing me like yeah like they kind of they're like oh I get it oh hi Nana but
yeah thank you and that and that your dad is
Chinese yes yes yes they're both very Chinese and it's just like and you are
a lot smaller person I'm small you think so yeah is it the angles thank you but
also expectedly loud I'm pretty loud yes I see I thought I could like you know
I was like a little bit to myself
That's good to know. I will maybe
Okay, it is pretty it is pretty
Carry a lot. Yeah, I see
Oh, no, no, not yet
Don't worry, Ben. Thank you. That's so kind but also like I know people are
and seeing stuff about Ashmore Palace and stuff,
and greater people are in the know and know this.
Yes.
This is good, too?
This is very good.
It's also the comments about Fort Palace
are that their portion size has gotten more
because they're streamer.
OK.
And they knew that.
OK.
They didn't give a shit.
Oh, yes, yes.
These guys have the best site.
That's why it's like, you want to get the plate?
Just for the memes or for the visual?
Yes.
OK.
plate because the audacity of how much food they give you in this one yeah it's
crazy is crazy okay just to get it okay yeah I'll take it home I'll get the
plate though yeah okay definitely get the plate you'll see the difference and
it's just interesting okay great thank you Ben
Andre Barniani was in the wrong era oh my god if he was in the current era he'd
do a lot better but but also the draft kind of sucks.
Oh that's drama okay.
Let's see where your drama reference is.
Oh yeah.
Wait that's so juicy thank you Ben so nice to meet you.
Thank you thank you.
That's good that's good knowledge I'll get the I'll get the plate.
I smell fart.
Thanks so much that means a lot.
Thank you so nice to meet you Ben appreciate it.
Okay we'll get the plate here it'll be a lot of...
Oh, of course!
Nana!
I'm not put down.
Oh no, no, you're looking right then.
Nana!
But Nana!
Over here, Nana!
Nana!
Where would you be?
Oh, okay, Nana just wants to kiss you.
That was so nice!
Nice to meet you then.
Thank you so much.
Have a great day.
Yeah, well, nice to meet you.
Yes, yes.
Down there, down to Carpdale to the right.
That'll get you to the highway.
Oh perfect.
To 417 East, all the way to Montreal.
To Montreal, okay perfect. Right down there.
Easy peasy.
Second light.
Second light now.
Perfect. That's great.
Yeah, just to get the hell out of here.
Thank you so much. Get the hell out of here.
Bye!
Thank you so much.
Good to know, good to know we're close to the Montreal exit.
Okay chat.
We have arrived at Cheworma Al Luna.
No, Ben is very nice. I was very, very nice.
The Rock, thank you for the gift. Thank you, John, for turning the best. Thank you, Sikora.
Thank you, Impala for the five gifted.
Harky, Harkgift, and Crabball, thank you for the five gifted.
Harky, Harkgift, thanks so much.
They prime places for the two months.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Open the door.
Oh, what the?
Wow, this is amazing.
Okay, I'm gonna get the...
Open the door for me.
I'm getting treated like royalty.
Okay.
We'll get the plate.
And then we'll get the...
Ooh, combo trio.
Oh, oh, chicken plate.
Okay.
I'll see what he recommends.
Thank you, thank you, pleasure, thank you.
Hello, nice to meet you, I'm Emily.
Mohamed, nice to meet you.
This is my first time here in Ottawa,
and I've heard great things about your shawarma.
I was wondering what you would recommend here.
Alright.
Would you like a sandwich or a wrap, I mean, or would you like a plate?
plate. Where are you coming from? I'm from Texas. Yes, from the US. Welcome to Canada.
Oh, yes, thank you. Yes, this has been very fun. I might get a wrap because I think that
would be better for our guests. A nice chicken wrap, make it nice and crispy for the lady
here. Please. We're going to make a good wrap. Is that your plate? This is the plate, yes.
That's your regular plate right there?
Wow, yeah that might be a little too much food for me, so the wrap is perfect.
It's a lot of food.
How many we make this for a couple of people?
Oh, okay, it makes sense.
And then the wrap can be good for one?
Yeah, oh yeah.
Okay, enough.
I just had one.
Yeah, good.
Good, yes, one for one, thank you.
Okay, perfect.
And how long has it been?
Not all four.
Okay, perfect.
And how long have you been in Ottawa?
I'm only staying until, um, for another hour and then I go to Montreal.
Yes, yes, this is my last stop here.
By the way, we have two in Memphis.
Okay, in Texas?
Oh, Tennessee, sorry. Yeah, Memphis, Tennessee.
Yes, yes, we have two. My brother and my sister there.
Wait, it's like a family business.
That's so cute.
Oh my god, and then you're here in Ottawa?
Okay, awesome.
I'm the one who opened up the storm of this in Malibu.
I went there just to help them out.
Wow.
And now they have a second location.
Oh my God, it's just so popular there.
And that's it.
Would you mind just to tell them
what you like in here, sir?
I love garlic sauce.
Feel free to lay it on.
Ooh.
Oh, thank you.
Yes, I'll do tomatoes.
And the lettuce, pickles, and onions.
Don't talk to us.
Thank you so much.
All right.
Would you like some turnip?
Oh, what's this pink thing?
Turnips.
I don't really like turnips.
I'll pass on the turnips.
Just give me one piece, please.
Just to have you try.
Let me try the turnip.
I have the idea of a model.
Sorry.
Yes.
It's pickle.
Pickle?
Thank you so much.
That's good.
It's a little better for me, because I'm picky eater.
I'll eat the sample, I'll eat this one.
Thank you, Mohamed.
Thank you.
It's nice and crispy for her.
Thank you.
It's a very tasty pleasure.
So this is the normal sandwich flavor.
Okay, perfect. It looks great. And yes, I do like chicken.
And here's the plate. We're preparing the plates right here.
I want to see them make a plate.
It's so, the, the, oh, oh, so is that past the plate?
So now they can have the potatoes on top of the rice,
and then the chicken will be on top also.
Ah.
And then, you see, you got the mountain, the mountain of vegetables,
Here he goes.
Here's the potatoes.
Potatoes, wow.
And then the chicken will be coming up.
Oh my gosh.
Wow, this is great.
Oh!
That's the plate.
That's a medium plate.
Medium.
I see.
It looks great.
Yeah, so do your thing.
Wow.
Can it even close?
Wow.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
And some people they said like were cheap.
Yeah, you guys are really hefty with the portions. It's amazing.
Okay, great.
Some people they say we don't put enough chicken.
Oh, they must be blind.
I feel like that's crazy. Looking at it is insane.
They might not be able to see it.
The audacity is right.
Okay.
Finish the plate.
Yeah, I want to see them pour the chicken on.
That's so fun.
Yes, in America, I feel like it's kind of stingy on the portion.
Is it that same in Memphis?
It is.
You give that much?
Wow, it's amazing.
They're eating good then.
Yes.
Wow.
I have to be generous with people.
Aww.
No choice.
How long have you been open, Mohamed?
This location, 3 years and 3 months.
Okay.
I used to have one in downtown Ottawa, one in Montreal, one in Galloway, and another in
the building.
Oh wow, so many.
That's great.
I saw this one when I was 32 years old.
22?
Here's the plate.
Here's the plate.
I'm gonna show you something.
What the fuck?
What's that?
Yes!
Oh my god.
Hi, I'm ready to go.
Wow, what is that?
It's almost 4.5 pounds.
Pounds?
Yes.
Wow, what is that?
It's almost 4.5 pounds.
Pounds?
Yes.
Wow, what is that?
Yes
Wow
They're eating good
I could probably eat two bites and call it a day for that.
Thank you, um, Jokers!
I'm close to Memphis?
Oh, yes, I have to ask Mohammed.
Wait, that's so nice.
Thank you, Jokers.
I'll see you.
Uh, Emily!
Oh, come over!
I can come over.
Thank you, Mohammed.
We're working at the Tawamata.
Wow!
Ooh!
Thank you, Mohammed.
We're working at the Chihuahua first.
Oh, wow.
And then you asked for the light crisp, right?
Yes, it is crispy as you see.
Yes.
And you can put the texture here
and see how crispy it is.
Wow, it's like soft, but perfect.
Nice.
Amazing.
Nice and crispy and crunchy.
So when you eat it, you can have the crispness.
Oh, that's going to be so good.
Thank you so much.
One of my viewers is wondering where in Memphis
the location is.
Is it also called Schwarma, Almona?
No.
Oh, something else.
It's called La Roche.
La Roche.
La Roche.
OK, perfect.
Look at the truth, yes.
OK, perfect, yes, because they can try it out.
Thank you, Mohalla.
You flipped it on the side.
Wow.
You think the chicken's cooking away in there?
I'm a machine.
Okay, so this is for the bread.
The roast pussy, yes.
Thank you so much, Mohamed.
Oh, sorry.
Thank you.
Oh, wow, look at that plate.
Oh, my gosh.
This is amazing.
I'll eat it here.
Thank you so much.
How was she in the kitchen with us?
How was she in the kitchen?
Well, all that is my friend.
We have made it to the kitchen.
Is that new water, please?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
I'm okay.
Error.
Oh, do you take AmEx?
Okay, I'll do it.
No problem.
Um...
No.
I'm sorry.
Do we know this?
No, of course I'm not going to expect it to be great, Pat.
Okay.
Thank you so much.
Thank you guys! I can't wait to eat it in Bahamut!
Thank you! Can you help with the sandwich?
Okay, I think I ordered a water.
Sure.
Thank you so much.
It was 20 cat total.
Thank you!
16 cat total, because I...
Thank you so much!
Oh, looks amazing!
Hi!
Nice to meet you!
You're not at all! Nice to meet you!
What's your name?
Hannah, nice to meet you.
I've been watching you since 2012.
I've been watching all day.
I'm going to say hi to you.
I'm so glad you did.
Can we get a picture?
100%.
I would love that.
Wait, so was that when I was in New York?
You were watching?
I think so.
December 31st.
December 31st.
Thank you.
I'm going to pick this.
Thank you.
Oh, nice to meet you.
And what's your name?
I'm Ryan.
Ryan, nice to meet you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm so ready to try this,
Muhammad.
I'm going to do no wait.
Oh, yes.
Okay, what is the...
Okay, yes, please tell me how to properly eat it.
Wow!
Keep it inside the wax bag.
Perfect. Yes, I will sit right over here. Wow, it's huge.
That's how you eat it.
Yes, I don't really eat shawamas correctly.
It's perfect.
Thank you.
Wow, it looks nicely crisp.
It's dirty.
It has the vegetables that I wanted,
and chicken, and the garlic sauce.
Amazing.
Remember to fight the boss next week.
Thank you, boss man.
Okay, ready?
Cheers!
Chihuahua Almona.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Oh, my.
What's that first impression?
Look, my first impression.
Woo, woo, woo, woo.
Um, flavor.
Yeah, actually.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
There is a flavor.
So you guys are welcome whenever you come to our, uh, check
showroom on over here.
Mm.
Let's go.
Oh, are you OK?
Oh, yeah.
Mm.
But I got a little very, very busy.
I love that.
I see the same to the customer who wanted to start this business, just me and my wife.
Wow!
Wow! That's amazing! From two to twenty-two. That's so good. Look at the growth.
So, yeah, we try our best.
Oh, I can see you're doing a great job.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, Mohammed.
Nice to meet you too.
Oh yes!
Of course!
I will love it!
And again, I just have to thank you for...
...giving me a...
Here.
Right.
There you go.
Perfect!
Thank you for your amazing food!
I appreciate it.
This is me.
Where?
Oh, an article about you.
And the news.
There he is.
There's Muhammad.
My Charlie's back.
Shamarma, anyone?
Muhammad's sitting nicely in his chair.
How lovely.
So impressive.
Is this you as a baby?
Oh, yeah, I look just like you. Wow. You're something cute. Thank you. Thank you
My thing on Instagram is extra Emily so it's like the word extra and then Emily
Yeah, this is lovely and I can tell some people love this place. Yeah, so many good customers coming through. Oh
Oh, that's me. Yes. Oh, thanks for the follow.
Okay, you have a shawarma Instagram account. Yes, I will follow you back.
Um, I, oh, this one?
Oh.
Okay, perfect.
Thank you, Mohamed.
Love it.
Okay.
Ooh, yes, the plates are crazy.
Thank you so much.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
We hope to see you again.
Yes.
You guys have great things here.
I'm going to say bye for you.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
So sweet.
Thank you.
I opened up my Instagram and I was like, oh, who followed me?
And then, uh, look, Shawarma Palace Ottawa mentioned me in a reel.
Shawarma Palace already tweeted me, oh, Instagram me.
Awkward.
Wait, how is that so fast?
You shout out to XM for stopping by Stormhouse on her distraught, we're so happy you enjoyed.
I'm like, Chad, you guys are in the real.
You guys are famous.
Oh.
It's me just eating away.
Tweaking.
Ooh, the best.
Wait, what the, I look crazy.
They're Clippers?
Oh my god, you guys are famous.
It's so fast!
Okay, I will eat more of this one.
Very good.
I will save my review for the car.
Let me get it to go back and then we can go to the car.
And then I will save my review.
But I really like the way that this is a packet.
Very, very nice.
Let me ask for a box, I didn't do this.
Oh, good, the to-go box, um.
Um, one second.
Can I have that to-go box for my shawarma?
Oh, the box is perfect.
Thank you so much!
Thank you
Yay
I can't wait to put a whole plate of stuff in here
The plate is crazy. I would I would not be able to wake up after eating the plate of shawarma
Okay
Should be good enough water
Also, the whole price is 16 pad, which is very affordable because it's a whole shawarma with water.
It wasn't free though, but that's okay.
I wasn't expecting it to be free, honestly.
But, hmm, I do, I love Muhammad. Muhammad is so nice.
There he is. Muhammad, thank you.
I will be eating good.
Oh, for me?
Some baklava for me?
Oh, thank you.
It's so nice.
I will try this in the car.
It's like a, is this a Turkish snack?
Lebanese snacks.
Okay, very nice.
Thank you for the baklava.
Oh, it's so hot!
How sweet!
Perfect!
El Luna!
And then the Memphis one is La Roche.
La Roche.
Okay, perfect!
Okay, awesome!
Thank you!
Oh, that's great!
It's a little homage to home.
Ah, nice to meet you!
Nice to see you again!
Thank you so much!
Thank you!
Here goes!
The road to fame.
Fremont Lava.
Perhaps some comments are being changed as we speak.
I like free dessert.
Okay, let me try this.
I'll go with free.
Okay, I'm gonna eat it in the car.
Okay, let's go.
Then I'll give my final thoughts.
Okay, so we're almost five.
Do I keep this here?
Okay, thank you.
Um, I'm okay, thank you so much!
Thank you.
I think he was looking at the chat because you guys were moving and he's like, what is happening over there?
It's just like three meals a year.
Did you get the plate?
No, I have a good to go.
Oh, oh yeah, but so much food!
What size did you get?
Uh, I just got the salad and drinks.
Wow, enjoy!
I don't want to come up to you while you're shooting, but I suggest that I watch a couple of videos, because I got a Pokemon Shaggy.
No way!
So I watched all the video, and then like, he bomb you out with a crazy rabbit hole.
Oh, nice to meet you! What's your name?
Shaggy.
Shaggy, nice to meet you Shaggy. That's so nice. You're like Pokemon Champion.
Yeah, well, I've heard... I didn't play any similar Pokemon before, but then while I was studying for like, the damn stuff, I had a bunch of, like, Wolfie and...
Wolfie.
I watched this video playing in the background and in one month I watched all of the videos
and it was my number one YouTuber and I watched all of his YouTube videos and all of the collabs
he did and you came up.
Oh wow, that's amazing.
I'm an agent.
Oh yeah.
What brings you to Canada?
Just visiting.
You know, uh, what is Wolfie plays Pokemon?
Yeah, yeah, he's a video coach, you know, right?
Um, oh, that might be Leslie, but we look very similar.
But you know me from Agent 2?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because, because we did, me and Amy did Elder Ring.
Of course.
Yes, yes, exactly.
Oh, I'm so proud of you.
No, don't worry.
No, me and Leslie look very similar.
She's like my older sister, so it's an honor, honestly.
Because I was like, oh, who's Wolfie?
I'm not quite sure.
But it's so nice to meet you.
That's so funny.
Thank you, Shaggy.
Enjoy your shawarma! Delicious! Have a good night! Thank you!
Yeah, I was like, I was gonna walk away and just be like, I don't know who the heck won't be
in the chat, but that sounds great. Wait, me and Lesley look similar! That's a compliment!
I'll take it! Oh yeah, I hope we didn't feel too bad. It's okay, I don't mind.
Thank you!
Thank you Leslie!
Of course! Thanks for watching!
Um...
But he knew Agent!
Wait, what?
What if he thought Leslie was playing Elden Ring with Agent?
And then I was playing
Pokemon with Wolfie!
Ha ha!
Maybe it was like a little bit of a mix-up.
Neither of you...
Oh, don't worry, I'll give you the review.
I'm carrying too much stuff.
too much stuff. Help. We got food set for days. Perfect, perfect. Oh, it was so nice
seeing Hamilton Ryan in two. Um, Muhammad led us into the back of the, the back of the
restaurant. How nice. They were both great in their own ways. I will give an in-depth
review right when I sit down into my car. Okay, that was set up. Oh my god. Okay, here we go, here we go.
All right, chats. So, let me give you my, what is one follower? Hey, you don't know what I'm gonna say
it? So, okay, let's just get straight to the point. No funny business. Okay, I'm going
to compare the shawarma. The shawarma wraps themselves. Which shawarma did I prefer more?
The answer is, okay let's just let's just describe it first. Okay so shawarma palace, shawarma,
amazing, great, saucy. Okay, and then, okay, so then this shawarma, very flavorful, very
flavorful. When I ate it, the chicken, like, like, was dancing on my tongue, okay? And
I was like, wow, this is amazing. Thank you. Thank you, Dantan for the $2.
Oh, we love Ottawa. This has been great. Okay, so this one, this shawarma, very flavorful inside, the outside a little too crispy for me, but that just might be a personal thing.
So the outside was a little bit too well done for me, but the actual
the actual
If you're watching stream you to know the actual like inside was very flavorful. Okay, so I think maybe for me
I prefer a like a less crispy exterior, which is what the first place had and then this one is a little bit more burnt
like a little bit harder, right and
They're both good in their own ways
But because of that, I would probably prefer the first one.
However, I do think that this place is also very good.
And they have such a dedicated fan base.
And if you like the crispy outside,
this place is perfect because then it's just like,
it's like a really nicely made shalarma.
Also, those plates are insane.
I wanna get a plate myself because I can't eat all that.
But if you have a big appetite,
definitely get a plate here
because they get, you get crazy portions.
And I also really enjoyed, you know, the service,
the people getting to go to the back of the kitchen.
But they were, they were both really good.
I think, I think I can see why Shawarma's,
Ottawa's the Shawarma capital of the world or whatever.
I can see it now.
So, yes.
But Mahalo was great, so friendly, so nice.
And that is my official review, is that the pita bread at Shawarma Palace was like,
perfectly what I like, which is like a little bit softer.
And then Shawarma al-Muna is also very good in its own way.
the rating of the shawarma here.
Well, I give it like a, OK, I give it a 7.5, which is really good.
That's really good. OK, that's good.
That's great. I gave the butter tart like a three, you know, fairs. Okay. Yeah. I like that's how I that's how I think like
But the inside was really good
But also maybe for me, I just love sauce
The drama palace like was crazy amount of sauce and I was like all this garlic sauce is to die for I love it, you know
Okay, try the buck lava. All right
I only got free buck lava
Did I say 7.5? I meant 7.6. Free baklava. Get a 0.1 improvement. Okay, thank you so much.
It's amazing. I don't think I'm gonna like it. Thank you. Thank you, Sam, for the 47 months. Yes.
Always keep slaying and most importantly, big bucks.
Big bucks.
Thank you, Sands.
OK, I don't think I like buck lava because they're dry.
I've definitely had them before, and I'm always like erm.
But maybe these will be different.
Do you like anything?
Yes!
I like shalarma.
Oh, they look beautiful, though.
Look how pretty.
Hi, this is Mohammed.
I want my back to the back.
Oh, yes, Mohamed, it's a great store
and it's a modern pop shop, okay?
I don't know if Shorma Palace is different.
Is it a modern pop shop?
Maybe it's like a chain,
but this is like a modern pop shop started from scratch
and now they have like so many locations
that I can see along.
So it's very cute.
There is a chain over there, yeah.
But yeah, it's good to support local family business as well.
Cheers.
That is amazing!
It's not even dry!
It's so good!
Wait!
Oh, of course!
I'm giving my country a try.
Oh, of course.
Staying your face light up with joy
when you eat your food.
It is really good.
It's not dry at all.
I'm not a little.
Have a great night, Emily.
Well, I'm surprised because it tastes like rosemary.
It's like rosemary flavored and it's flaky but not dry.
And the bottom is carrying.
I don't know what this bottom part is,
but it's like thick and it's just really good.
Wait! This is better than the shawarma, the book? Wait, okay, no, this is like...
This is so good!
I'm shook!
Hmm!
Wow! This is the best baklava I've ever had!
What is this versus this versus this?
Is this the baklava?
Okay, well I'm talking about just the, just the shawarma is like a 7.5 but the whole experience,
the whole place is like a 9.3, same with this.
And then shawarma palates is like a 9.5, that's a very similar in terms of overall experience,
I would say.
Wow, that was really good.
Mmm that buck lava was delicious. I
Loved it
Am I gonna find a hotel tonight?
I'm scared
Mmm
Okay
well chat
That concludes our shawarma showdown
Both great in their own way I
I do have a preference in shawarma though, but both experiences were amazing felt like royalty free stuff. So nice. And we love shawarmas.
Otto was great for shawarmas. You want a good shawarma come here. Yippee. That was lovely. Okay. Let's see how far away Montreal is.
Two-hour drive perfect. I'll just do a nice little two-hour drive. I'm gonna find the hotel
Okay, let me just look on Google
I'm not gonna show which one I buy, but let's just see the landscape
Okay
Montreal
Hotel
There has to be something
Okay, I'll probably try to do two nights.
Wait, today's Saturday?
Wait, I'll check out Monday.
Huh?
400 a night or total?
Wait is this per night? Okay see there's options.
Get Jacob on the phone they are saying you can tell him to get you a one-star Montreal
hotel.
Ooh that looks nice.
Lady Queensway has a friend present.
The Ritz Carlton? It doesn't even have prices.
How do I like see a map?
Oh you map.
Are you sure this is not per night?
Eh? A private room in whose house?
What the two-star motel?
Wait, these are ass.
Huh?
Uh-oh.
Um...
They're all kind of far from.
It's okay if I live over here is this too far.
It's per night yeah that I kind of figured one star.
Motel same Bruno.
Wait, let me just go back to the beginning.
It's too far.
What about like up here, like this, like over here?
Is this too far?
Oh my God, like this one.
Motel and sweets.
300 a night for this downtown private room?
It's not even a real hotel 400 a night for this thing
What oh
No great prize by the way for a three-star hotel
This one how much is this
It doesn't even it doesn't even load
Oh, wait, no, it's not even available.
Bruh.
Okay, I'd probably just have to look around and see what to do.
I picked the worst time to go.
Hell no.
Sleeping stream in the car.
Um, okay, what if I go like over here, $87?
Ugh!
Okay, how about I find one for tonight and one for tomorrow?
So like to maybe, maybe that's more availability instead of staying for two days.
Okay, it's a lot more options.
Okay, great.
I'll probably pick like one of these.
How's this area?
Ooh, ooh.
That's not bad.
Also, I think this is Canadian dollars.
Ooh, okay.
These are options.
I'm not staying at ex UC's house.
Okay, yeah, there's a lot more options.
440
Okay, I'll just I'll take up. Is this a good area, the rose mall a lot. Pateet patry.
Is that a good area.
Am I close to the pop and stuff.
Looks nice. Okay. Too far. Yeah. Wait, Chad, how is the Montreal parking? Is it ass? I am so fed up with this annoying ass parking situation where it's like so hard to park anywhere. Or is it, is it just as annoying? It's very bad. Oh, God. I'm so over this. It's a nightmare. Oh, it's even worse in Toronto. Okay, maybe spot here or work will work.
It's a nightmare!
Ugh!
Chase Louise.
We'll figure it out.
Okay.
Chet!
Thank you guys so much for watching today.
Ottawa Not Filler episode I think went amazing.
I had a great time.
Thank you for chilling with me today.
Shout out Ottawa.
It's very fun here.
opposite day but the people great shawarma is great okay and I really do
feel like I'm in a better mood after eating the shawarmas okay they were
delicious there's a lot of fun people we saw a lot of the city the parliament
hall very nice and I will see you guys in Montreal tomorrow
Content anywhere no matter the place. Thanks. W stream. You think so. Thank you
Yeah, show I'm always fun. It was a little bit of a rough start because the the
Glee didn't work
The data, but we figured it out had a fun little trip tomorrow will be in Montreal, Canada
I'll see you guys then help PM ET will party have a long party Montreal stream in the rain
It'll be cool, and we only have three days left of our Canada trip.
I'm kind of sad.
We'll do Montreal for two days and then Quebec for one day, and then I go off to Orlando.
But it's been great.
I've been having a lot of fun hanging out with you guys, and thank you guys so much
for watching.
Thank you for all the love today.
If you haven't enjoyed the discord, thank you.
Bon route, safe travels.
Thank you Mako for the Twitter bit, thank you Tetscha for the 100, thank you K-Dubbs,
let the chat book my hotel room tonight, crazy.
Thank you guys so much!
See y'all tomorrow in Montreal!
Bye!
Thank you guys for the RaySubs giftage, videos, subs, messages, and see you guys tomorrow.
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