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sometimes you play ranked. and sometimes ranked plays you. isnt that the beauty of it all?
02-09-2026 · 5h 30m
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Thank you.
everybody happy Monday yep happy Monday
Check what day the week it is. I'm shocked.
What?
Chatter 4 seconds into the stream.
Why did three people ask that?
It's on Saturday.
It's on Saturday.
Come on guys, it's 2019.
We have Minecraft Mondays.
Come on guys, we have Minecraft Mondays.
I've never watched a single one of those by the way.
I don't have a nose spike.
If I just keep scanning I'll get one, no?
I don't know.
How is it called?
Oh, door of justice.
Oh, fuck.
Oh fuck
That's not a block
Bad by the thing with the prime.
Sorry QB thing for the four months.
Oh, good spike.
I got something good.
No, Ludwig told me the thing that he wanted to do today is on Thursday instead, so...
I think maybe he's too sad after watching Drake May yesterday.
That'd be my initial guess.
That's okay.
It was a thing, some Minecraft or gaming 3v3, I literally don't know.
It was so funny, I literally don't know anything.
And then Bob Blue messaged in like the little like friend chat that we had or whatever he's
like alright who wants to do a stream today?
And then Evbo is like sorry had something in the blood wig.
So then Bob Blue goes alright Evbo's in the big leagues now who else is down and then
I had a message, I was like, well, I'm doing this shit too.
And then I was like, Evo, when exactly are we doing this?
Because I don't even know it was Monday.
I was like, I basically thought, I was like, Evo,
what did he tell you?
And Evo was like, I don't know, he doesn't respond to me.
Like, what the fuck?
So I wasn't no intro either.
I gotta read this verbatim, I gotta read this verbatim.
at about what we case me when the f is it starting well now at this as I don't know he doesn't respond
Yeah, what are good did a fucking six hour stream two days ago, and I was at the Super Bowl yesterday
So I do not mind in the slightest that we are not doing anything today
I've done shit with Ludwig before they did it they were on that one block worse team
for the November Charity one?
Let's break this up.
I got the loot because there was a fucking paragraph.
I can still read it though.
pretty cool. I can still read it. That's cool though. The crystal breaks the dragon instantly
fireballs you and then you lose the zero. Is that what they mean by influencer? I got
look he influenced the fuck out of that guy's life. I don't know what the length requirement
is unfast about but I guess like a fucking paragraph
sorry
yeah top on a three we'll do a good pro I don't know where I go though
What are you doing here? I don't know. Clutch?
Aw, okay.
Yeah, probably too loud.
Oh my god, how did I not get a jump?
Oh no, I'm so low on this setup.
I'll fuck.
Oh fuck.
Probe, hit the bed!
I broke the bed!
This literally would never work.
clip only for the ass
man he's a macro for bringing my Benelahop art, it's called pick block
so vanilla
that is, where is that gunner?
I'm so bad at this, Carl.
What?!
Sucker.
That's you.
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Yeah, it's crazy that it's crazy that MCC's on Valentine's Day because I asked Ludwig
first and he said he couldn't do it.
I
Sent him the thing I was like no cuz I asked Scott if I could ask Ludwig cuz what we had played an event before
But he wasn't in the player discord so I asked Scott was like Scott can I ask Ludwig Scott was like that's awesome
I was gonna ask him to I was like fuck. Yeah, ask Ludwig first thing he sends back once I send him the message
This is seriously on Valentine's Day, and I'm like, yeah, like I didn't make the date
And then look at the first thing he said he's like are you like it's actually it's actually about that
I was like, okay. That's like it's
I think it's funny it was busy
And then I smile and then smile leaked the whole fight
It's good no
Oh my god, that baby bunny goes in the fucking block.
And I'm not allowed to try my best.
What is this fucking war happening on the ground?
I
Dad I'm sure Jimmy come on let's go
How do four of the guards get out of there?
Now I fell though.
I got no pegs.
So they're named Tass.
It's kind of cool.
I don't like.
I
That's just like no terrain
I was looking this way too, it's just like I didn't have her open up.
I'm not playing strays because I don't have fire rights, oh my god.
What's my calc?
It was tabbed under my chrome for some reason.
Shiver calculator.
Sorry.
1700 blocks, man.
some of the pearls
I'm gonna run out of fucking virus too, that's just crazy.
What in the fuck?
I'm actually gonna just have no odds on the virus.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, okay.
for one parlor, yes, I have to...
I punched the silverfish and it almost, oh my god.
It's a seven bed, bro.
just no virus I wonder if I could see I thought I was gonna be positive but it's like I was
here. You just like you just literally can't see it. You can just rip a random blind pearl
It's obvious, but like, I don't know if I can spot her smiling.
Hi, Denny.
Hi, Denny.
Hi, Denny.
Hi, Denny.
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fucking woodland man
the fuck?
no, give me a fake spike
Oh, thank you.
Oh, hey there, um...
Oh, he did, um, hit him on the side of those.
I
I don't know what you're doing, but I don't know what you're doing, huh?
No, no, no, no.
It's not just on there right now.
I'm discussing that this one.
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I'm so I it's gonna like trigger my program I can't go
it's later next place will drop which just so it sucks for me
this fucking eight places over there
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The timer's zero.
Who's ready?
Swaaaaaach! 59 months! Oh my god that's almost five years! ZAM! Boy!
So there's a spawner that's just like under here? Was I really
Picking up the... no, it's right here, I see it.
No, it's not right here.
It's there.
I was picking up something on two.
On two right here, you pick it up.
God, two of you are so bad.
So bad.
He didn't matter, no?
It's cool?
You gave me a skeleton
You said there's much else in my church
That's basically the same thing
He did go the wrong way. Dude, I'm telling you, the spike was weird.
You see Manhaw? Yep.
He's out just a little bit faster.
He just doesn't have the spawner as easy as he done.
Which is on this one.
That's all the seeds are there.
All right, look he crashed the terrain though.
Oh, what the fuck?
Bro, you pulled the wrong way.
He boinked the fuck out of the terrain.
He just pulled the wrong way.
How do you get starter?
Bro, it's right there.
So lucky, man.
Thank you, Slazzees.
You're going to go thanks for the Prime Cure.
Are there any other comments?
Axo, thanks for the sub, chaos scenes.
Thanks for the six months.
smoking the Zoglin is that water yeah I got a large water from Cain's what's
fucking doctor pepper back back
Please!
I hear lava, I'm scared.
I hope that caused a lot of problems for him.
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How is any of that my fault?
Look at the fucking drop.
Oh my god!
I
I don't know why I'm not dying.
What is this end?
There's just like not an entire side of you that's just gone.
I'm sure it probably went to like 92 or something or 93, but like he's dead so I don't know
I don't like to fuck anything around, fuck around anything.
Did you shoot me bro?
I'm not sure what I'm gonna do here.
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And I wonder, he said don't laugh, but I might laugh.
Steve, I'm just going to be honest with you.
Good average today.
When I grabbed the eye, I thought I had six rounds.
Turns out I had seven.
I had seven.
So it turns out I am legit a bot.
A bot.
Okay, same spawner, same time.
Oh.
Are you Aldrax?
I can't even tell.
Aldrax?
It's like you teleported in a...
Oh.
In Iran, it's a devious ass lava.
Bro, I was taking some Duke yaster in here.
Where did you get all the drugs?
Here?
Aw, this doesn't get any better though.
So you gotta find this.
You gotta go like up.
You gotta go up-ies somehow.
Like from here?
You can make up-ies.
Oh, jeez.
Cause like, what the fuck are we doing?
I had some built this too.
Did I load into this end and I just see nothing on the left?
Like this is just a weird-ass view.
Am I probably even that bad?
I was just like mentally stomached.
I totally should have gone to like 95.
I guess this is a little annoying.
I should have gone I should have went to 95 because that
There's only one others to there's only two fully floating towers that's so crazy though
There's even two of them and this one like a barely hits turn
Two towers that are just out there. That's pretty cool. No
Because you it's just a missing
This kind of looks like this kind of looks like a dancer. No, who sees it?
It's like two arms here and like a big dress. Yo, who sees it? It kind of looks like a like a ballroom dancer
Now legit who sees it, bro, we got two arms. You got a fucking fat ass dress like a big like I don't know what they call it like
Like with the dress like ten times bigger than you
Loki looks like a dancer now, and then?
No, I was trying to find something else.
Pokemon, Pokemon!
You
I'm not playing sorry I was talking to my favorite h-region members what's one
I'm showing some bull.
Silver Danny Pandy? Yeah, I got luck.
No.
Where's the lava?
Now, to see this little jet buns.
That should work.
farther over there for gravel, but I trust the woodlight.
So I don't see the Bastion, but it's a 90 spike
It's even like possible
I just thought it spiked so early, and I just can't see this, so I'm just assuming it's
I'm way too high on that.
Oh shit, I'm on it.
Dude, what a chest to open.
two goldblocks and 12 abbey. Now we're playing double trip on my life!
I don't know.
How does that have 13 pearls bro?
Oh, like zero is just so fucked.
I hope I drink them all.
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Got to the up earlier
I uh
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Zero's having trouble today.
It's choking, I guess, though.
No way with two extra gold blocks!
Like, two extra gold blocks and you don't get three portraits?
I see such a strong suit.
Like, where's the gravel?
You gotta go here.
You, and then there's not even gravel.
You!
You!
I'm sorry, I was the only one who didn't know I was going to die.
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I have no bed because I'm a failure.
Shutter
Let me whisper it's away at this heart of mine.
..
imagine the VP there..
oh my god i'm at like, oh my god..
Actualy it shows.
I
I heard it.
I heard it here.
So bullshit like
I had the idea, I just couldn't... That sucks.
Oh my god.
That's so dumb. I heard it here.
I should do a different lot of source.
I didn't even have a gold pick.
Yeah, when here too, I just figured that this is like a wrong, but I guess it's just like if I heard it here, like I just should force it.
Has to be some bullshit and I knew it was cold and I played it just kind of put it so correct and then I just fucked it up the brand like.
And I had the full idea and it just didn't matter.
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
Whatever.
Sit down Wallace.
It's fine.
I'll see you later, that's your once.
You know, how to push on zeroing, a to say the prime.
It depends on the tower and if your cage do not, you just get a good feel of it the more
you play.
Overlapsed bike.
Yeah.
Like, the dragon obviously takes the same amount of time to go down every time, so you just know, like, based on how high the tower is and how good your pearls were and how caged you were, and if you had an iron pick or a gold pick or a diamond pick and whatever, it just, like, comes at a time.
I swear it's like out one.
Not just under here.
GG Baron, 12 seconds behind on the fucking BT.
What is this seed man?
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I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
Turn that one to the front.
This is a guy camping!
He's camping!
I
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I'm just sitting in a massive orange at some overall spec or something probably.
I don't really stand out again, that's the such a sad life that I live.
Yep, one's okay.
I guess I should have gone further here, nope.
This way.
I just don't know what I'm supposed to do differently here, like I only get one spike.
I just didn't check this calling, too.
Okay, no, my awp spike is just not that.
It's just here. I scanned here. I went here and I scanned here and I got nothing. I know I did.
So that's just good I guess. Like I just I literally went here and I did this. So like how does he...
You know what I'm doing from here?
Across this chunk water, it's just unreal.
unreal how much I fight for the spike it's just unreal how much I fall for it and I don't get it like
it's just complete bullshit uh dessert deli's that game either like
it's unreal
like why do you repop this callings like I should just do this because I'm here I should just repop
the calling because I'm here already like I guess it's just a decision making thing like if I'm
already this deep I should pop these two instead of checking the overlaps like
It's just insane that this isn't chunk bordered on it's called like it
It's just you just go straight you go straight one chunk and you fucking
Get the spike. So why doesn't the game let you do that?
Like it's only called because I think there's an ocean ravine above
Like I think I only lose that because there's a ravine
This game is just so bad
This couple over there.
Oh, it's so frustrating, man.
I'm not sure.
Only losses today on that.
No Stone Age from Fenitz Go, let's just Iron Axe, no Shears, Ox Genius.
are you playing a different seed? like how does he get to this?
Oh, that's not my...
I'm really glad I have three fun...
I just want to even see, like, this... this world is so frustrating.
Oh my god.
Oh
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I'm fucking committing down quad stairs because of coloring
like, and then I just go the wrong way, I think.
How did I miss the pearl?
Oh, they didn't fucking go for it, so I just threw my easy way into the fifth fucking time
to see it.
All good.
Oh, good.
Oh, my God, it's so tall through the last three seeds,
just off Nav, like it's just so frustrating.
So the only like random part of the game,
and I just get fucked three times in a row.
That's not per string.
Oh my God, I'm gonna lose this game.
I don't know if I can lose.
Oh my god, that's terrible.
Yeah, it's a game, but that doesn't mean anything.
Well, here's a crossbow, so we couldn't really show you so...
It's like, does he just get a fire tick on the fucking thing, or like, what does he do?
Is he just iron ox?
How is he mad?
How can he possibly be mad at me?
It's full-coling fucking stronghold!
He doesn't even go for that.
Like you made no sears, you made no sears you moron and we're just on the fucking double triple stable so you get no punish. How are you mad at me?
You died!
Bro!
How are you mad at me?
just go man just run mid bruh just run mid cuz this is called like cuz this is called
really cuz this is called for some reason nah the game is a joke
Oh, you're mad at me? You fucked your own zero! What the fuck? Okay, that was just my fault.
So it's crazy that every C that I play, like how?
This is illegal by the way.
Don't do this in your games.
Is it loading though?
I swear it's loading the whole thing.
Like how is it called?
It's blue lined by one block.
It's blue lined by one block.
By one block.
It's blue lined.
You are so boring.
No like look at this.
Can I pick block?
So because this is a one block lower, you can't get the spike from starter, like it's
exactly no, there's just no way.
But now I get a spike because I moved it one lower, but see how the portal room gets cut
off exactly at this height.
That's the lower spawner that I placed because of the fucking blue line.
And so then, oh, on the calling, instead of, you know,
like, just go mid, just go mid, just go mid.
And then where's this me be fucking seed, bro?
The calling on this is gonna tweak me out.
Am I getting it because I'm like on the wall?
I'm getting it because I'm on the wall.
I'm going to do it like here.
You need to be in this chunk.
So why does this call?
Do you blue line also?
Oh my god nah you blue line as well.
Is the unreal, the game's on losing, isn't your unreal?
And I just go, it's just random and I just go the wrong random fucking way.
I'm just random bro. No one knows what it means. It's okay.
I
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
No.
Fuck you, the quartz, the quartz!
I should have looked up, but I think it was left side triple.
I think
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What is this?
sup bruh
I'm behind you, half-claws.
the
Where is that going?
Dude, I have no arrows?
Oh my god.
I thought I was just gonna like...
I had a different plan.
Um...
That's unlucky.
I have like four arrows.
I just need to miss one arrow.
Well, I just lose, it's fine.
I just got to the set up so late, I thought I was going to be fine.
why are you getting so high so fast why did it get so yo they was why was the dragon going
so high so fast bro is getting 10 blocks up oh my god
What do I do, what was the bashing bridge?
I mean you got two games so he's fine.
Let's just do this.
But I like he's fine.
Oh, there's a second.
Damn it.
Oh my god.
Did he just have to go far up there and grab that?
Nice
Don't need the fucking
I got so comfortable going for and then I was just way too late on this on the setup
Oh good pussy fuck
The gold split with the opponent in ranked, I've never, um, I've never seen that. I've never had it. Fuck!
I'm trying this, bro!
No, like, the setup's so hittable, but I just, like, barely couldn't get to...
I barely couldn't get to it so...
Then I just lose...
Are we gonna...
Oh my god!
That couple isn't accurate.
There's just no words all fake.
I
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Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo ja roam performance
I don't think I heard anybody.
So why is there no one on the bridge?
Was it legit zero pegs?
It's a very nice little lollipop, so I'm going to put all of it in the box.
I'm going to put it in the fridge.
And then, it's time to put it in the fridge.
And then I'm going to put it in the fridge.
The fridge is a little bit hard to hold because it's so small.
I'm going to put it in the fridge to get it out.
fucking was sleeping
I thought it was three eyes, three eyes!
There's just no way it's here, like.
I will test on way too deep.
This is fine. I'm in second. I don't care about losing this amount. I just genuinely
am just confused. Sorry about this. I genuinely just wonder if it was like deeper left there
maybe no because I dug into starters so this house to be started where even is this
Hmm
Dude this is so free you what I just got baited down here for a some reason
They just have that the weirdest strong so that was going so well, and then I just I'm pretty sure like
these two in a row are straws this was also strong this is strong to an extent
that's so weird I swear I just didn't get a spike there probably just because
of the skeleton
I'm just going to go lower bro, just go lower, just come out lower through the wall, and
you're just behind like a year, and then I had no, like how did I have no pigs on the
bridge?
We should also have this situation?
No.
We should have pigs on this bridge.
I just have no traits.
There's really so much time in the bathroom or nothing.
He also did this. That's so, that's so weird that we both mess this up.
Is there another, like this zombie spawner pulls you, I think, or something?
I don't know what it is.
One minute.
You choose an overlap spike when you're looking at it, and then you get a better, there's like a better spike here, like this spike is better than this one.
You know, this is.
Is there anything that overlaps?
It's so confusing. I mean, we both got confused on it.
Why is the spike so big? Is it because we're in a swamp and so there's no mobs above us
or something? Like there's no passes? No, there's 29. I'm just so confusing. I'm really
looking at the R and the spike just seems fake.
So weird.
I'm going to kill you.
No, no, legit, legit.
There's no way you blew this up while I'm trying to do high titty. That is unreal.
It's okay, I'm going to get 12 minute wood light, don't worry man.
No, it's too early man.
How is that even possible?
Like, how does it bring like that?
I just have to enter, I just have to enter a second.
I don't get punished for this
Oh my god, my guns.
I
I think that burned a rod.
I think I actually burned a rod dude, this is so fucked.
I'm pretty sure I just lose all of this, not sending it too high, I just live with my
mistake.
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Okay.
Yeah.
This is gonna come in.
What is 0?
Actually really happy that I hit that.
I'm actually really really happy that I hit that.
Oh my god!
No way.
I had to tell everyone to do high 20 now.
No, because I said, I've been saying in early games, yeah, people do high 20.
Oh my god.
Oh my god. What is this clip?
Oh my god. Do I have cancer? Oh my god!
It was a 97X.
I think people, I think dragging is so funny.
I think dragging is so funny because if you can hear it in people's mouth, I think it's
so hilarious.
Like the fact that you can just hear like the triart ass clicks on the back of these
I feel like it makes it so, so much better, man.
I feel like it just adds the ambience.
No, I think he, I don't know, okay, I don't know.
Like, there's a block lower here.
I feel like he tried to, I don't hate the idea
if this is what he was going for.
I think it's stupid, but I don't know.
You guys have audio, right?
Am I, how does someone say audio?
Do I have cancer?
Oh my god!
Dude, what is this, um...
What is this?
Bro, look what I did!
Okay, you have to do it.
Ohhh.
Oh.
AHHH.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
First time I've holdin' there.
The most devious laugh.
What?
What?
Haha.
I had to know I swear to God.
I always have these f**k assseeds, bro.
What?
What?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Oh my god, I don't even have a golden apple or anything.
Oh my god.
What?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why do you not why is he playing? Why is he do soog here?
It works because the obvious in the fucking right is just because he's stupid. No like there's just three chests over here, okay?
I was like how is he so fast in the Bastion like what the fuck did I do wrong like I didn't overlap the chests way better like
That's a WVP
Oh my god.
Ah!
Oh my god.
Perfect.
I totally burned a rod, right?
Like how many cycles does he have?
One?
I don't remember any cycles.
I think I had four cycles.
Is he out on the third one?
Yeah, I burned a fucking rod, man, whatever.
I
It's
Well, I bet doesn't mean anything bro. That doesn't mean anything when you're playing you as fine bird
What does it mean anything?
Hey, I watched a zero
Please
You didn't get free the end.
Well like that doesn't mean anything bro.
That doesn't mean anything when you're playing against Weinberg.
Fuck!
I'm darn it!
Gosh darn it bro.
If I died on the clutch
I mean I send a seed change
I send a drop
What was I I want to watch I want to look at that maybe zero is who I actually know a great place
like is this even late this is like fine right I should have no health and I
should be doubling this here but I misplaced my anchor right like this
this should be a oh my god you're so loud you're trying to talk bro like this
should be double on the right but I did good damage
And then here I was like low key panicking because I was low like this wasn't good enough
for a double that I think and then it's and then the world is just like caving in like
I was so shocked this didn't break the bed. Oh my god
Well the driver didn't hit me
Loki no like Loki I'm drawing out for fun
Look at this instant turn
There's a legit insta out of there.
I'm maybe.
What's that from Joe?
So this one?
No, this one.
We broke the F in crystal boy, what?
What did I do wrong?
Oh my, am I 95?
Like what is this chungus ass?
It breaks the fucking block I'm standing on and then I can't double.
Oh my god, I just like built the setup wrong.
Like I don't have a block back here.
Oh and I fucked my whole ass zero because I can't double that and then...
Like and then what?
I just shouldn't have even done that bad.
I'm like, look how high this sucker is.
Oh, I don't know.
But whatever.
What is this Andrew clip?
He says, OK.
What?
How many beds is there?
How does he have more beds?
what the fuck does he have to poke no I've never seen that I'm drinking it won't
touch in 2026 there's no fucking way how does he get away with this
W butterflies bro I've never seen that you actually stood up bro I actually stood up
What? Does he have to poke?
No!
So funny, man.
Oh my god.
I've never seen that. It's crazy.
I mean, I don't go for it like he's right.
I don't go for it.
Oh my god.
Okay, that could be a good finder sucks video the title is just I played against my rival
and then the fucking content is the game is just a joke.
That could be good.
Game is just legit.
Slop.
Hey
And he's been streaming ranked more and he has a mic and he has face cam and he has chat on in game so
Those are your three steps to success
Am I playing the four bread yeah
I had to be so bad, and I queued up, and I knew I had to be.
How's everyone? Should I kill this enemy? Oh, he's gone.
You need to make a split-second decision in this game.
I should have made shears and I'm not this gravel, but he growl, WG.
Oh my god. I'm a fucking next zip code.
Food?
food?
but this is more food than some bts
and
my
I always get stuck.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Boom.
Bam.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Why did I do that?
just read every page bro, just read every page in the fucking book
well that's not, I don't get some more
Honestly better than I thought.
Gonna knock her off.
Shell. Shell, but oh my god. Oh my...
Get the interest of staying healthy.
the game is so loosable
I'm just gonna go right back so...
I really just want to...
Oh my god!
God, this is scary.
Oh my god, not my hierarchy, it's Zank!
So, I'm sorry.
So I had to keep an eye on the show.
Oh my god, oh my god!
I don't stand on the wrong chords because that fricking small ol' Magra Cube guy was
freaking me out, bro.
Oh
Fricking packet yo
So I'm at why four in the stronghold like we're a starter we're starter was I even on the wrong block
We should but I swear I was I swear I was right
well this one feels great because we should have died somehow and I am the better player I guess
no so I was like so far off like where's starter
this is starter
I was like one block off
I'm like as deep as you possibly can get in the fucking circle
oh my god where was even the portal room
here so it's top right
I'm in the right block!
Negative one ninety forty-eight, unless it's the one percent.
Fifteen, sixteen, three eighty-eight.
Oh, it's the one point one percent on my calculator.
The fuck?
Oh, that's so freaky with two eyes.
Oh, good, bro, whatever.
Oh, good.
I hit Charlottesville.
Yeah, we hit Charlottesville.
Imagine we're up here, nah.
Okay, I accept the P.
you
you
you
You
What's up, you guys?
I'm sorry, I'm checking discord, notice, notice.
you
you
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Why is he giving me the silent treat now?
I didn't make to do like this.
I don't follow the rad eyes right now, it's pretty cool.
of
of
I don't know how I nudge my mass.
fuck
oh my god how
I should do a terrible purling and then I had to deal with the consequences of my actions
I guess my opponent will save me in a while.
I threw it exactly two chunks, which I think is just stupid, because then I was worried about this chunk order the whole time.
And now it's going to load and save me in a while.
that up on the shirt.
of
of
the
death
of
death
of
I was like, what is this now, I was just like, fully understeer, yeah, like, yeah, I was
You just like don't get the audio key on a spawn.
The polling is just so deranged, like this is just such a stupid thing to do.
Check chest?
No, I'm sorry, bro.
You
I'm freaking out on this scene.
This pekehack is like efficiency 5.
I
Fucking hate the cow, bro
Look at the shreds.
I
I
I have two steak fuck, I thought I only had one.
like oh my god why am I so far off the blog I can't get a fucking hit in
Still bullshit.
Any spare trades at all? Any spare trades?
I said there's not one for it. Like as soon as I started going for it, I was like, oh, maybe this is stupid.
I thought I was gonna heal way more too.
Oh my god, I wanted that.
I'm going to get in.
I guess I should try that one.
That's funny.
Oh, that's funny.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I just gonna hit it
Oh my god, oh my god
Is there a pickaxe?
I'm gonna speed it up.
Alright, I'm gonna just have to...
Oh my god, I'm gonna have a pro.
Ha!
Dude, what a fucking weird run back, man!
I should dive there?
How many beds do I have?
2?
3?
Anchors?
4 anchors?
Oh my god, they're...
3?
3?
3?
3?
3?
3?
3?
3?
3?
3?
3?
3?
3?
3?
3?
3?
Oh
I put my fucking heart into that run back.
I put everything into that.
I run back was awesome.
I get pearls out of the fucking nine hole in the chest.
Oh my god.
Yeah, 20 things were the 10 gifted.
Oh, I died.
I just thought I would have the health.
I didn't even have the health, dude.
I'm up here like a heart and a half.
The cat is too staking to heal me like crazy.
One, two, three, four, five, two, one.
Oh, fuck.
Did I do drugs?
Wait, did I do drugs?
Did I do an Enderman?
No... no...
Do they have a crystal up here?
Why did I have all the crystals down?
I would have totally lost.
I'm gonna do one more perich.
Did I do a fucking Enderman?
I wasn't here.
Ah, nothing.
I cannot believe I got nine good...
No, that's like absurd.
I
What happened I'm in the fort I
Was gonna just make gold tools, and I was like what I'm not the fuck I'm at the trades like I should get a pearl no
Is it a different oh
He went to this spawner, so he's playing a different fucking star the farther strong. I didn't do this on purpose
I'm saying it on its own I guess
Fuck.
That was awesome. That was fucking awesome. That game was awesome.
.
.
.
.
.
T 100 zeros, you have to go to one or third,
you recommend using my free will,
searching a side setup.
You should do a side setup.
Like 90 or 95 is good.
I usually try to do 95.
Like that's what I was attempting.
But the slow key was fast, see, no, a 623 end enter?
Zam!
Okay, I fucking shoved out of my soul sand,
are we dead ass?
Oh
Why I was like a hard math I think I was so fucked
I'm typing yes, bro.
Laga.
My average today has to be some dog shit, no, I don't even want to look.
It's like 1030, I swear.
Oh my god. I'm actually regressing. Like 20, 23 and four months actually might be
the limit. This November to September. Yeah, that's gotta be the limit, no? I had a 920
average at the start of the season over 100 games. I'm pretty sure it's like 940
right now. Ew. Do you guys have sub 9? We're playing the same fucking game, the same seeds.
Sub 9. I get people 1 dollar every time they seed change an ocean seed. And if we run through
all of them and it ends on an ocean seed, we have to draw.
Chad, I've been thinking about this.
Because I saw yesterday, Swiji put a bounty on Mario 64 world
records. And it's kind of cool, right? You put a grand up.
I think that's cool.
I give him some money for it as well. But like, I just like
there's too many unknowns for like the amount of risk that I'm
putting into like whatever this like this project, imagine like
one week in like March or April, like off season from
playoffs. It's just
Bounty for world record 10 grand and you have to have some like version of Paceman like imagine
You have a security cam footage if there's a hundred runners
If there's a hundred runners getting 10 nethers per hour, you're watching one nether every four seconds
Like the they won't even get a bastion spike and then you'll get another nether. Isn't that crazy?
But it's like I don't know if I would want to just watch people reset for 10 hours
Like how do you commentate over that?
I don't know how to commentate over like reset.
Well, like if I put up 10 grand for a week,
someone would get the world record surely, right?
Like if legitimately every single person that like has a sub nine
played, someone would easily get it.
my my two fears is that i don't know how um bro what are the trees i don't know how i
would like commentate it or like mainstream it or if i even would want to mainstream
Like what I want to just be a player what I want to just reset like I could get it
Um
My second fear is that what happens?
What if
Someone just gets a little record in four hours like I guess that's the point
But like fuck I just I burnt in 10k for four hours of content. Are we serious?
I was thinking also it would be cool to motivate people to get good PBs.
If someone gets a sub 8 PB, maybe I'd give them 500 bucks or something, but if there's
no cap on that, I could go really broke.
I don't know if like motivating people like that would even work though my god I forgot
where in the fucking trenches of the world I'm not sure about broken off.
Um, but it's like if I okay if I give someone $500 to not reset non-world record pace but
the world record down he has 10 grand like are people even gonna give a fuck
like you should reset a 701 on the fountain because I got more time to get
641 I just don't know how them like I just don't personally know how I could
make him a why might a bit why I'm gonna be sawpilling now this is a rain see
I'm going to just spare it.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Where do you spawn here?
What is this bridge?
I have no blocks.
Have you seen any of my blocks?
Do I have a what?
Almost, I'm down on a go block.
Let's see what I've got here.
What blocks do I save?
So we're done now, bro.
I don't have TTS.
Sorry.
Scamburg.
But I'm not seaford, I'm repairing.
No, I'm not. I know where it is.
I saw it, right? Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop!
No, did you help or am I gonna cry?
Can I go?
So this guy died in the fucking dash?
I've never done that.
Oh!
That's true, baby!
Ah!
We hit our head on the one tick.
Legio, one tick, a fucking mistake, and you did it.
Woo!
Yeah, plus one.
Oh, you're a funny and fucking guy, no?
Like...
Okay, you're so lucky I brought you out for it.
Now, the swim average is 940.
I'm single blaze but I'm...
I'm so scared of having seven explosives for the Zero.
I was gonna be like, oh, I need to be like that, like.
The game is all mental, like I'm only putting,
if I just entered every end with four explosives,
but I feel like I could train myself to do it.
No, what about six explosives and now I've set- oh my-
No way.
No, no way!
on everything on everything measure this oh my god
where are we
dude you'll never guess the angle you'll never guess
This is a legitimate angle. 67.14.
I deserve that.
I deserve everything happening to me. 232.04.
Oh my god, war. War.
stop!
bro what? oh that's a pure spike map, this is a fucking
Let's see if it's on the spawner.
Go for two.
97?
Oh god.
No!
Where's my bread?
I am in the back. Get away from the fucking dragon.
No, it's fine.
Yeah, good seed though.
I feel like I played that well.
What is this, by the way?
Where did I let you where am I?
Like oh my god, this is where they have Ludwig met here
This is crazy amount of snow for
This version. No, I feel like this mountainous area is crazy. This is a crazy 116 mountain. No
This is actually crazy looking. No, I
Feel like they're usually never this big
For 116 this is devious
and I'm just here oh my god ten I'll be and I don't even know what I'll do
am I back to 1,200? oh my god
where's infume infume are you in my chat?
No, I'm kidding. I should keep playing ranked.
I look like you want to get a sub A at duos though.
But I feel bad though, because whoever I have to play with, I just never get any enters.
Also, I was so lagging the other day. I actually have to figure out about it. No, I was so lagging the other day. Never mind.
They're tweaking me out.
Oh my god, any slower.
Would you choose a different proxy?
How?
Sup, bro?
Why do I keep the diamonds? Like I'm gonna make a fucking sword.
Like I know myself.
I know myself better than anybody knows me.
Way back when we used to use Ngrok for co-op and now the built-in thing for jingle is like
E4MC and they just use different like free server like providing like tunneling systems
and the E4MC the other day was so laggy, or as Ngrok usually is not, but the problem
The angarra has actually made it pay to...
I guess the informancy is still free, which may be why the quality is sheer but the angarra used to be fully free as well.
Do I just commit lower terrain? Yeah. Fuck it bro.
Oh my, there's a lot of my nimbus, we gotta go up, we gotta go up, we gotta go up.
I just gotta go up, dude.
Howie, howie, howie, howie, oh fuck.
How's it go Z?
I'm gonna shoot up already, boy!
I can leave out a man on there.
like ow! ow ow ow!
How far is I do?
I'm holding two.
Near blazes.
I legit heard this one.
Oh no.
Shoo!
Boom!
Boom!
That's World Record!
Bargy 4 footed.
Doesn't count.
Why would it count?
Then the world record will be three seconds boy.
I'm really good at the face palm like I feel like I make a really, does that mean I have
a big forehead?
I feel like I'm good at this.
Does it mean I have a big forehead or does it mean my fucking brain is hollow?
So like the sound reverbs better.
I don't know.
I can't think about it post for the camera and then you got to do one with
this too I suck everywhere that purple response my tweets so funny man the back
tweet that lowkey put me on the map who has a tweet you have someone put the
Who has a tweet?
Who has a tweet?
There's so many new gens that don't know.
Come on.
I don't do the work here.
Who has a tweet?
Link it.
I know, I know.
I'm asking.
I'm asking everybody.
The three hands one.
Just like my back, my back tweet.
What happened to V-street?
What happened to V-street?
What happened?
You did manhunt.
God, be what?
Did you have to get top down chests?
Oh my God, you are so lucky.
You progged the home portal?
Oh my, nah, I was winning this game anyways.
Is there really the right play to be here
and then dig through the wall of the swaner?
This one?
Yes, bro.
I was finishing back.
Look at the, oh, you guys can't see it.
Look at my hand cam and my fucking picture.
It's because I took a screenshot of like me,
this is just from my stream,
but like I wasn't making a good face.
So I was like, fuck, I gotta like,
I gotta make a good,
I gotta make a good face for the tweet, you know?
And then obviously it's like,
oh, I didn't like, I didn't retake it with the hand cam.
Like I just took it with this
and then I fucking like put it over there
and then burn it all up.
Like, I didn't even notice this, bro.
That sure was so funny.
Oh my God, this back world was so cool.
This back world was awesome.
I don't know if I'd ever do another background.
I think I've done enough of the long-form farm things, and I would always be pressured
to be on better pace than the last couple of runs I've done.
This was like a really chill first good experience with the pack, nailed the time, everything
works. Is there a good condensed video? No. I have the VODs up though. It's in the dark
era of Fimerick's sex. No, no, this was the good era. Where are the VODs? I have one run
that I started this run, and then I finished the exploring.
Did I upload it on a mobile farm?
Right, yeah, day eight?
I finished exploring, and then I started
doing the monotonous task of spawning.
And then I just got so bored, and I gave up.
I don't even remember the spawn, because I didn't like
setting up.
But I have, it's really, really far back.
This is a big group one that we did.
The problem is the server performance is just so bad for this
because we're just pushing the game to its limits all the time.
But the fastest group run, this was 20 hours.
This was actually really fun.
And I'm kind of just a base bitch the entire time.
Like, I do the stack of items and everything.
Was this the run that Silver trolled the solo stacks?
I don't know.
Maybe it was, actually.
Am I getting singular items or silver?
I think it was the previous run.
I think we learned from this.
This was fun though.
Dead Soffie of Odds.
Oh no.
You know, this has the legendary Silver Sleeping Clip.
It says the summer sleeping clip.
Oh my God, what room was it?
Like 72?
It's not gonna be from my POV.
Oh my God, bro, who has that clip?
Oh my God.
Where's the really, really old,
where's the really, really old background?
It was back when I didn't do thumbnails.
I was so stupid, no?
where where's my old back run oh yeah right here
wait I got them all up at the same time I was saving them on fast these titles
that did not give a shit?
No, because this used to just be a VOD's channel.
These titles are good.
These titles were actually good.
Which stuff?
We evolved the channel.
These were good titles.
They just explained what was happening.
Because there was no thumbnail.
Like, this doesn't give you anything.
Oh, my God.
This has to be crazy.
Nah, where's this moment?
I
Know you'll listen to what's happening
Dude, we're only doing this for seven hours like he could not have been that tired
To fucking not know this is
40 look at my fucking stupid face
Look at my stupid face.
7b40.
Very nice jungle.
Wait.
Ow.
I'm not mad.
I think the other way's top left.
Alright, I'm coming down the whole way.
And then I just, I'm like, he finds it
and then I go the wrong way the other way.
other way like I like I come back I backnapped the wrong way he just doesn't
say anything about it either there's no initial spawn of the surface and I back
not the wrong way I found it just top left top left top left
and it's a 10-i
dude you can't you did you fill it in no you're pranking me you're pranking me
You're pranking me. You're pranking me. No, you're pranking me. No, you're pranking me.
Like, he knew but he didn't know. Like, for a second, like, he didn't know. Like, he legit didn't know.
And it's a ten-eye.
Oh! Oh my god!
Dude, you can't just...
Bro, falls off the portal friend.
He falls off chair, IRL, bro, falls off the portal friend.
Yippee!
Actually, he just falls...
Oh! Oh my god!
Dude, you can't...
Is this a silver video?
Or...
No, bro.
No!
Dude, I at the end of this was so tired.
I've been here for the 20 months.
Sorry that I talked over your number.
No, this was so funny.
I just remember at the end of this, where is it?
I remember being so tired like the last the last two hours. I was like
So tired, but I knew like in call
I knew silver was gone like no
Like I would ask him a question or give him a calm or something and it would take him like four seconds to respond
I knew he was so gone. So I was like I had to try my hardest to like keep him motivated
to like
Not fucking fall asleep because I knew he was I knew he was so tired
I knew he was so fucking tired like and I was so exhausted, but I was like we got like like
It's like we just we're only three way. We're only two cities away. Oh my god. This was just so much. This was so much
81
81 seeds
This was so much for
Did some crazy shit man.
Alone forever.
God, imagine this AI run worked out man, fuck.
Ranked is just too big, I can't go back to AI, it sucks, except it was so fucking easy
see if you just get lucky.
I just need to do a new version of anything, is what's actually fun.
So much.
Another right beacon. Oh, this was, this was crazy.
House of nightmares. Oh, this was crazy.
Oh my God. No, there's actually cinema here.
If you're looking to find it, man, like, no.
I
Another I beacon this was a group thing. This was a group thing
It was just so bad. It was so bad because like
Half of us just didn't want to like
Half of us
Like like there were like three of us that were enthusiastic about mining debris, right?
And I was like, oh, this is going to take 16 hours, like 14, 12 to 16 hours.
We're going to set up the gas farms.
We're going to take a certain amount of time.
We're going to do the gas farms.
We're going to be done.
We're going to start running debris.
I forgot that I have mine to breathe for five years and Poundee has mine to breathe for five minutes.
So like I should not have used my efficiency as an estimate for everybody.
And then the building the gas farms was just slower and they were operating a little slower because of like server lag or whatever
So like this was just not supposed to take 20 hours like we were debris mine like when did I when do I start debris mining?
Did we start the remining at seven hours?
Like we just a bream on for 12 hours it's you just like
just absurd just absurd I thought this was gonna take six but we did it at that
and it's looks kind of cool no
it's kind of aura looking and was just like it was so mentally draining for
so many people to just like mine for that long
Crazy.
Oh my god, imagine this guy even fucking works, man.
This is just so disgusting.
This skull's poison even good I have four skulls I'm missing 50 gold I have enough
TNT I have hives I've ever look look at my trackers already looping bro this
run was so crazy my trackers already looping and I just had a jungle that
had one panda this jungle had one panda or maybe that was even the second
I found like five jungles this run. Oh my god, like this was just like there's another jungle right here
My trackers already looping like I need I need no foods. I need just Hoglins, Hoglins and Phantoms
Like I could beat the Bremonding at 130 on this seed. That's just like unreal
And I didn't get fucking panda this was like before this is before the 205
Freaky ass seed bro.
Oh, there's just some fucking slop down here.
Hunt and run.
Dude, hunt and run in the house of nightmares.
This glist together and the VODs, damn.
Nah.
Hunt and run was crazy.
I definitely got the good end of the stick though
Hunter was crazy bro I
Think I think I'm actually like I'm so done with it, but I'm so like it's so crazy because I didn't realize
Like I just I wish the game mechanics were clearer
like I
Just get fucking to be one here. I'm trying to I'm trying to talk to them
But I think like this 12 block range
They still can't even hear me like I think that I think the range for like the then because because we were in like the
Call the whole time, you know, like they only turned it off on the last day like the like the VC group thing. I
Feel like if I knew this I could have like
Try to get closer and like actually talk
through anything like I just think they couldn't they're like freaking here
anything else I'm
shit buddy miss it like this one and so much fucking less cinema I can't believe
you said this is this like to block no scope on me like what is that bro he's
He's just, he's just full misses.
Yeah, he is.
Like, what is that?
Like, look how quiet Fruit is, and I'm at eight blocks away from him.
Look how quiet he is.
We won.
He's dead.
What do we do?
Yo, he doesn't know.
Oh my God, those of you who know.
Like, look how quiet he gets right there.
And he's like eight blocks away.
Like, they couldn't hear anything at all that I was saying.
So I don't feel bad for like, I don't like, I've never blamed like,
and like fruit for this or anything.
Yo, yo!
And then if I knew, like I could have played smarter
these stupid little like syringe things
I literally ran out because I was fucking chugging them
in the end game, like I swear I had like 20
and the bundles or whatever they had for us.
I was just fucking straight chugging them dude.
This was chugging.
I got the good end of the stick on this though.
Like Dazzlinger hits 100k, whatever,
But I got the fucking crowd.
I got the freaking, I got the world on my side.
It's an investment.
It's an investment towards your future.
Oh, Black Horse Tubbo.
No, and then I was uploading these fuck ass movement,
these minor maps.
No, I was legit trolling back in the day.
Tob Net knockout events.
These were low key fun.
These were fun, except for like the one team
every event that was just so much better
than all the other ones.
And I was just never on one of those days.
But I actually really fucking like this game mode.
Even though it was PvP, I actually really like this.
Like the sound design they had and just like the whole,
I really like this game mode.
This was fun.
What else is down there?
Top play live?
Oh no.
Me and flank, bro.
That guy was a G.
Except for the problem when he fucking misenchanted the crossbow.
Oh my god, like I cannot believe you did that.
He took the fucking one XP orb and he misenchanted the crossbow.
Oh my god, remember this fucking structure in hoplite?
Oh my god, the Citadel, bro.
This was crazy.
No, I'm crazy.
Where's the stronghold, man?
When did we go to the stronghold?
Oh, didn't that have to build us a stronghold?
I think Isabel did this.
Because our custom map gem, like, bogged or something.
Like, it didn't work. This was so strong.
So our stride is even good because I don't have the enchanted books in the library.
No, and then like every server that has lag reduction
Like it literally doesn't even lag the game at all
But it's like oh, let's have the dragon drop 1xp orb instead of 20
Like that's not the reason why your server is lagging as the 20xp orbs at the dragon drops
But every server does that and I literally remember
Flank great guy. I love the guy. Okay, but I remember telling him like
Don't pick up the fucking 1xp or because like I enchant for a living like don't pick it up
Just watch it
I might split the levels and I was just 1xp-
BOOM!
And then he fucking eats the water orb and then he fucking misclicks the crossbow and
chant.
Oh my god.
Ah, so we had some weak ass, fuck ass crossbow.
I think we still would have lost though.
We had like no fucking armor.
That's a shield though.
This is the Hoplite videos.
The Hoplite edited videos.
What was the best one, the nine legendaries?
Ah, this was crazy.
Okay, well that's a little, this video was crazy.
200K almost.
The Hoplite had a good thing going for like two months.
This UHC thing, oh my god.
Did I ruin this?
No, I don't think we did.
Don't even remember.
This is just like I was just uploading A.A. bros all I was playing
All I was playing
Some random shit down here my first ever block wars
I wonder how different my life would be if I never played an event. That'd be crazy
Hello
I'm going to be so washed now.
Oh my god.
What is this?
It's completable?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm going to run so far, man, and we'll just sleep on our
I should have listened to infeemes and asses about killing pigs.
I was just so scared.
Do we have armor? No.
I should have done that.
It's just faster.
Oh my god!
You mind the blocks in the wrong order, shod.
It's a good storage.
So, I have no string.
And why did you guys all jump?
How do we have no string?
What do you guys see?
Yo, how do we have no string?
Zero string.
string
Like we need some string for a bow at least.
What's
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Okay, so like how does this matter, thought?
I should have zero string.
Where's the spawner?
Oh my god it's down, it's just like down this way.
I'll see you in a second.
I can't even hunger reset. I don't have a bed.
I should have 23 gold locks. I don't have a bed.
I don't want to use an anchor.
I can only make four hankers.
He just goes and there's just no, there's just no punish.
He threw it as iron too.
He just killed, like, this is what I'm losing to.
Because the entire bastion has no string.
He plays that literally so bad, it just doesn't matter.
Plus 23 good blocks is zero, zero string.
genuinely good I think that I lost a lot
I cannot believe maybe one's out.
of
of
of
of
of
I don't even know if it's better to do that.
to be blown off anyways it's just like
I think he just got the gravel from loads into his time, I guess.
I saw the form of a saw over there, there's another form over here, okay.
I'm not sure where we should die again on the way to the bastion.
Oh my god, sorry, it's not funny.
I do that sometimes.
It's not so funny.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry they fucked up.
I did this in playoffs, okay?
I did it in playoffs.
It's not funny.
It's really fucking sad when it happens.
I'm sorry.
Ah, you get her off a fucking low CT. Oh my god, and you go there and now what a task
of world right? And then what happens? Oh fuck. You're shot? Oh fuck.
Aw, I deserve the win, no? Just pause here for 30 seconds is kind of sad. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Want to try a seed change?
I mean, I guess, but it's like,
as soon as you send the seed change,
you should never send the first seed change
or the first draw because that gives your opponent info
and it shows weakness.
You need to be strong.
You need to be strong.
No, what was this? I gotta find this on Twitter. Hold on. I gotta find this clip, but it's
so funny. What like? I'm not going to find it, man. Chrome
I'll be able to find it.
Did I see it on my phone though?
So it's history Twitter.
I just, I gotta find it.
I gotta click on, I gotta do X, bro.
Like was it on my...
Was it this, no.
I'll find it.
I know that, I know that, I know that.
You think it's that?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'll find it.
Oh my God, I was on Twitter so much when I was watching the Super Bowl.
yesterday
Everything's just talking about the bad bunny in the half-time show and I'm looking at Ludwig's tweets. I found it
This is what I was trying to find
Can I say GG in CB for fits just bluff trust wait I'm about to PB please don't forfeit you're so ass lol
Wait, wait, wait, you need a forfeit now?
Please forfeit on this fight.
You ask me for a favor, and then call me ass?
Um...
Wait...
Just...
Oh my god, oh my god!
He forfeited!
He forfeited!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
This is a five-egris, and you have fucking cold, dude.
Thirty-four minute forfeit.
He forfeited!
He forfeited!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Lamao, check replay!
Oh my god! Oh my god! I don't know what he f*****d it! I was lost! I was...
I thought that was so funny. I found it. I couldn't remember the guy's name though.
I knew it was something with a runner, but I couldn't figure it out.
You know, mind games and iron are so funny. You're like, coal or iron. You can just like...
Dude, what was I... What was I looking at? I was on the... I was on this...
I was on the Minecraft sphere reddit the other day. Some dude was like...
I
Don't remember what the discussion was but like someone was calling this guy out for forfeiting like ten minutes into a game
Well done, and he was like sorry
My vice principal said that the teacher wasn't here today, but then the teacher showed up so I had to forfeit like what the fuck
dude's playing on the Chromebook in
The fifth grade like well, like no, I might like there's a comment like that. I was like what is even that like
I swear I was on the reddit, I don't remember what the exact context was, but like, oh my
god, I thought that was so funny.
This guy was trying to say like, no, no, I play all my scenes, I promise, the teacher
just, the teacher came out of nowhere, man, like, like, what, like, actually, what, so
funny. That's such a crazy concept though. My kids are playing ranked in school. My kids
are supposed to be fucking playing a Gario in school bro. Or like Google mind super.
Oh my god, wish we played Google mind super right now. I first try this or I get everybody
in chatmaster key hard where's my mouse why is it so offset look at my mouse
look at the offset you can't zoom you can't zoom
there's a mouse desync I can't just reset but I like to see it how do I
reset and you hit a bomb no that doesn't count that doesn't count
come on this okay the space bar what does space bar do does it flag space where
does nothing all right w controls no why is it so loud no be quiet
I lost my mojo no I fuck I can't I woke you fuck with those mind super apps that like
um you can like click on the tile that's like like I can click on this to and it would do
the other thing it makes it feel so cheaty though because you can't really like ever
fuck it up you guys know what I'm talking about it like auto it like auto solves for you like
I guess it makes it faster, but it feels like so easy because it's like if you if you do it wrong, it won't kill you.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm maybe I'm a guppy.
What's happening here?
That looks fun.
I feel like I would play like an app that had it, like a website that had it, and then
I would rely on it so heavily.
Maybe I'm just a chungus, though.
I don't know how to count that high.
Am I stuck over here? Am I dumb?
Ummm...
Oh my god, I can't count! No, no, no, it doesn't count.
Well, it doesn't count at all. You get one free mistake.
I might have read the chat, because you guys are just going to try to rage me.
I don't know. Okay, that was a mistake. Everyone knows you have two free mistakes like it doesn't even count and then this starts so bad
I wouldn't count okay now. We're actually trying now. It's like this is actually the run
This is actually why is it starts so last to oh my god
For what for what?
For what we can do nothing
Oh my god.
I've got him for solving this now.
Oh, max reward.
What the fuck are we doing?
It's the same bullshit.
Oh, it's just here.
That'll wrap around. I'll get it.
Pro!
Holy shit!
Stop with the fives!
What?
What?
Oh, okay, that's not one of the action-related mistakes.
Oh my god.
What is the only to do over here?
Just fucking count, just count, it's not hard, just count bro.
I'm not sure if this is a good idea, but I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
They're hiding musical genius from us!
First try, exactly, no, no, exactly.
Dude, this is actually hard.
I can control, I can clear surrounding mines with left, right click or middle mouse.
No way.
Oh my god, it's so loud now.
Left, right click?
You can, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh shit wait, I got confused with controls.
So middle click.
Why can't you read by that to left click?
Or something.
Like, it literally just makes it so you can't ever get anything wrong.
I should actually get up Mindsweeper, I'm addicted to Mindsweeper.
It's like those fucking memes I'm addicted to saying.
No left and right click is way better.
What is that, a ruler or anything?
It just means I was being sneaky.
Is this not the pattern?
Stop!
Oh, you can just see- wait, what?
Oh, and I'm just going to go to this one.
Mom, what are you going to get at the end of mine, so you're going to have to stop?
One more down.
Like, I can't do anything up here!
Like I removed the thinking I swore, like I'm just spamming right and left click.
Oh my god, I don't know what to think again.
And like highlights the ones you have to do too.
Okay, I literally just don't know what to think anymore.
I'm just spamming, I'm just spamming, and we're gonna six, wow.
Oh my god, I fucking misshame it all.
Negative one?
Maybe you have to think, what did I do wrong?
Oh my god, negative one.
Oh.
Oh
I run chat
Okay, I'm done. I'm gonna sit in my super I
Can't I can't I can't no I can't again again. I can't I can't I can't I can't
I'm addicted to watching.
MC Play HD Minecraft Minesweeper?
That's not real.
That is absolutely not real.
What is this?
Unlisted?
Unlisted, unlisted video on your channel?
Bro.
No!
That's freaky
And you just don't even have to place the mines obviously
What are the controls even like is it everything you walk over like did you have to like
Re-sneaking
That's kind of cool
That's kind of cool though
Did I MQ? No, I don't MQ
That's really cool.
I'm up 113. You'll have a DVS average today.
Is it something yet?
I'm a failure.
I'm actually a failure.
some good games today though, some actual good games today though.
Like the Angie one. Yeah, that was kind of funny little game.
the movie game too, the pearl hang for the run back,
as long as Q usually, a few minutes.
Maybe it's enough rank for today.
Maybe I play Mario.
I feel like I'm playing well,
but at the same time, the stats are saying otherwise.
So like, am I really playing well?
There's no way.
I got two lucky forfeits against V-Shred.
I got zero fucking strength seed against me, V.
Oh my god.
I'm just so funny.
Dude, does anyone even still play weekly race?
I guess there's so many people now, right?
There's so many, like, new players, but like I feel like top players, like, there's just,
it can only be done so many times and it's just, it's just so different to, like, ranked,
you know what I mean?
We need like a cup of the week, you know?
Like in-game tourney stuff.
I think they're working on stuff.
Well, I'm has more help now, I think.
But it's like, this is just too different from normal ranks.
It's just Sammy G.
unless he decides to not play the week.
Oh, we got third.
Oh, we got second.
Oh, we got second.
Weekly race, it's just a new seed
and you should have an entire week
to just get the best time on the seed.
But it's just like, it's so, like it's cool routing it,
but then it just, it devolves into like,
it's just not the same as ranked, you know what I mean?
Because you can scout like infinitely like it's cool in its own way, but it's like I'm there's a reason why no one really like
grinds it out
And then they always do zero one shot
Three clutch
So to get to learn this crazy fuck-ass strat, take it a good time.
That's literally
completely
unusable in any RTA format ever.
And then it's also the entire flow of the suit is just different.
How much the week you won?
Well, how many have far far away? What week?
I'm going to week 67, 29.
Oh, shit, you won by a second and a half.
219, it's probably just slow.
What is this?
I was like, where the fuck to get the blades, there's a 12 eye, okay, I was like, where
the fuck to get the blades?
This is so weird.
It's like a fake ass 12 eye, isn't this so weird?
Is that I missing?
Is this cool looking?
Do zero one shot?
Boom clutch clutch, I'm gonna get the dragon
It's cool
I think they're running the really fast weeks are cool, but I feel like the 12 eyes kind of lame
Bro was this?
118 you're gonna get out of Q. I don't know if they're watching this, I'll just put Mario.
Fuck I burned those keying.
Oh, this is just the, this is just one of the set seeds, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
No, I've lost four.
I'm just crazy that the end fights are 30 seconds.
Ugh! Dude, it's so funny, you just got launched!
Who is this, by the way?
Does anybody know who is ToefastDoganSLX?
This is an alt.
There's just some random fucking guy.
Garfy! Okay, thank you.
you. God, seeds always got me. Is that the fastest week ever? That seeds are so good.
Oh, 111. Because they just combine seeds. Oh my god. I remember watching roaks grind
the seat I like this pearl I remember watching grind this out so much this
pearl is so fucking good I remember watching this
I'm under watching this
I don't play Mario, fuck it bro, ranked's too silly today, um, what if I'm, I don't know
I
I boss switched you for this game. Am I a chungus?
They go through two worlds. It's only 7pm.
Oh, there's already another one.
It's like I'll probably need to switch to anyways, but I literally only bought it for
this game.
It's just lagging on my switch one.
Where?
I hear one.
Oh my God, why is it so shiny?
Is this a texture bug?
Look how shiny it is.
That has to be bugged, no?
Oh, you're should be here for it.
Oh, best non-junker.
The widows.
That's literally crazy.
looky here one, no?
I'm so bad at this.
I don't want to get off Yoshi, you deserve this.
Oh my god, I fucking did all that
This one I grew up playing Galaxy 2 yeah, I wanted to just play it again like a month ago
Because I I haven't not I haven't played it through
since like I
Feel like maybe I definitely think I played it again in high school like before Odyssey came out
Maybe like when Odyssey got an answer something
I can't go after this maybe I'm gonna play marbles and wonder I've never
play mario's wonder I want to play captain toad treasure tracker never play
captain toad treasure tracker
Maybe up by Donkey Kong Bonanza?
Dude, why is the camera go so chungus right now?
No, dude, well, I played like 3D World and the Captain Toad here.
treasure tracker levels were so like the captain toad stages there were so fun
dude i fucking panicked nooooo
I just like fucked up them the like input to get off you should I was higher on the last one
You she sounds in pain dude, it's fine
This there's got there's one on the slide right or is it it's like at the end
I feel like it's behind the slide at the end or something
I
I swear it's at the end of the...
Hey man, be brave.
Be brave.
That's the shot I would say.
We watch?
How do you watch from this angle though?
Like, I swear you don't have a good angle on it.
they have like a camera. They could not have a good angle on this. Be brave. I swear it's
Let's just at the end. I swear it's not in this slide at all. Maybe, though.
Oh my god. Oh!
I was reading chats! Oh my god! Lost a kid's game. I'm not brave. Ow! Sorry, what are
You stand on the... Oh, you stand on stand on the...
Don't attack some drive.
Try not to miss the one up again.
I hit A. That's unreal. That's unreal. That's legit unreal. I hit A. What do you mean?
Of course I fucking hit A. I'm just fucking slut. No, that's unreal. I'm not game over
on this fuckin' level.
They kinda missed a lot for the third time.
I don't know.
I've waited too long in the gym.
Boom.
See, like I'm fine.
I'm not fun. That's where the greens are, is no good to know. What am I saying? What
am I saying anyways? No good to know. What am I saying anyways? You're laughing at it
That was Intel.
I can't actually have my ass sat down by this fucking slide.
what's the plan there even I gotta go sideways I think like really early
We're gonna start the like we got we got it we're gonna get on the ceiling fast
like I didn't even get a chance to see him oh my god
There's actually, this actually might take me a bit, I'm a bit bad, this might be it.
I don't think it was, it's not as much on, it's not as like, much on the ceiling as I
thought it was.
I think.
I think.
I love you, I shouldn't be trusted, keep fucking it up.
I think that was even, that was upside down, I think I got lucky.
But I didn't get hit by the fucking guys
Let's show
First try thanks man
The first time I was actually trying the rest of the tries were a retron
That's the first time I was like really good for
I can't skip we need to we need to look at the cutscene
I'm not using Luigi bro I'm not using Luigi
That's all you show me.
Easy.
I don't have anything against Luigi, I just want to put the whole game as Mario.
That's all.
20 minutes to the 7 months.
I'm clearly going to have to buy much.
I'm not going to buy anything against the Legion.
He's the grey guy.
I'm going to use my
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
I'm telling you to shake like I just did that.
Oh no!
Oh my god, what the fuck am I doing?
I don't know why they make you, like, I like, nah, you can't fuck.
I need one cloud to get there.
I was trying to save all three
I was trying to be all like clue that you know what you want
But then you can miss the second one was good good for saving
So do you naturally have one kill about me? Yeah, that's cool.
How far are we, Giga? I've been back here for like two days.
How?
Why do you tell me that?
It's so cool how they use the camera.
Like the scripting camera, like that showed you the green stuff.
Obviously you would fucking see it.
I think it's so cool.
I'm feeling this one's like at the end of the level.
I
I
It's like on me.
Oh my god, there's just a cloud up here.
I'm trying to save all my clouds.
I just don't need to.
I'm trying to be so smart about it for nothing, for nothing, bro.
Is everyone godly too for the first time?
Yes, it's so fun.
I feel like the movement's not like aggravating.
I mean it's just because I didn't grow up with the game but when I was playing Mario 64,
like I'm like the switchboard or something, the movement felt so aggravating.
It could very well just be that I didn't grow up with the game.
But it felt soooo.
I don't know about that one. I hear a long one. I hear it.
I'm just going to opt to not break any of the um, well because I remember where one
was here.
No!
That's pretty good.
Yeah
That's free
So, oh, I see it.
I saw you!
Hey, you fucking camera!
So this is Green Star 2, because I missed the first one, even though I knew it was there.
And then I remember where Greenstar 3 was, I think.
From my childhood.
Am I ready for Major League Volatro?
Um...
Like not specifically about the strong point.
Well I'm planning to watch our Austrian a bit, but like not.
I'll be punctual for our case.
Oh
Like that reception is so bad
Not gonna watch the rock league major, sorry
Jump later, jump later, jump later.
Nope, jump earlier, I guess.
You can slide on the ceiling apparently, thank you for saying that in chat.
like what you can't make the jump I just figured it wouldn't let you I would
actually game over if you can't make that jump because of like the way the
hardware so I think I would have just like someone needed to tell me
Pickle Odyssey?
A speedrun Odyssey.
It was the first game I speedrun.
Put a lot of Odyssey.
Was I good?
I was like top 100 at some point.
I was not good.
No, you cannot get consistent enough with, um, love yous tricks.
Dude, I don't have to get these five fucking things, man.
Oh my gosh.
I don't remember where...
No one's here. This is the last thing I got when I played.
How?
Alright, what's the fifth one?
That's the chimp.
That's...
What's going to be the fifth one?
This guy.
Oh!
This guy's too far, I think.
I don't remember.
I don't remember!
Fucking memory game!
Almost lost.
I see it! I saw you!
hidden oh that's so lame I thought it was like I was just on this fucking platform
I thought it was a different way that you fell off this thing because I found
that the first time it's okay I look in you do the one-ups though I know key
He needed the fucking one-offs.
Loki?
Did somebody say Loki?
The three times playoffs winner?
Well, Hax got a mox though,
because he won back to back and more recent ones.
And as podium streak, Hax lucky mox.
And playoffs like, uh, that she'd been sent.
I see it!
Oh my god, I see it!
What do they want from me?
Look at how!
Oh my god, I hit that with my fucking pinky.
Welcome on Rockley, I'm Diamond Breed, bro.
I swear I had that one night.
Pinky.
I was out there.
I was out there.
Dude low key
James gotta have mad patience. I feel like this game would tweak me out to speed run
Like what is the 100% or the 242 star at times like 8 hours like 850 or something like how much of that is just a cut scene
Like it's got to be over half
It just has to be over half like that's this starts if you 10 seconds to grab
I mean it has to take you fucking
30 seconds of menu
Like no way
I don't know like just the fact that there's so much menuing is like crazy
easy, you know? It feels like, I guess I'm not playing Mario 64 and it always feels,
it always feels worse, like playing, but I swear like I watch every Mario 64 speedruns
and the cutscenes, like the menu doesn't feel this bad.
I guess it's because like the menu and in Mara 6, like there's castle movement,
which is like cool, I guess, right?
But in like Mara Galaxy, there's no like a movement in the fucking
in the in the like world select.
I thought to start up here.
I'm one of these goblins.
I think this one went up.
Billboard!
Oh great, so the camera angle just fucked me over there.
Like I pre-fucking did the long jump
And then Bail Motherfucking Board!
Can I skip the Loading Zone for this?
Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum
This is just under the wall again
I don't see it.
I see it.
That's so obvious.
Oh!
Get there.
Get there!
But that's so easy!
Nah, come on!
How's that hard?
I guess it's because the hovers are moving.
I can't even tell about the difficulty, man.
I got my ass sat down by the slide for like 10 minutes.
It's okay.
I don't know how it came out, well where did the 36 come from from Mario?
Is that just like since the first game came out?
I thought the game came out in 85.
Maybe the game came out in 87.
Hear it!
I'm sure you'll see it bro, what am I saying?
There's no depth in this.
So that's a bit scary, because I have to go off the map.
I see the other one.
Or a other one.
It would be 45, 36 was a random ass number.
Wait, 45, 26, 19.
The first Mario game came out in 81?
Is that like the Super Mario, like the fricking arcade one?
Or Donkey Kong?
Yeah, I guess Mario isn't that game.
Dude, I haven't gone to like an arcade machine place in a while.
I guess there's one in like downtown San Diego that like the boys have went to during Twitch
Con the last couple of years, but like, like a nickel arcade place.
I don't remember going about that a lot, other like, other fun.
No, I'm camped! I'm camped!
I see
I need to kill this guy chill chill
Not like a pin, no, I was never a big pinball guy though.
Okay, it's definitely because I'm bad, it's definitely because I'm bad, but pinball feels
so random and bullshit, no?
Like the ball just goes wherever.
Pinball's so bullshit.
I'd rather get my ass handed to me like by like a 1980s arcade machines that are like
completely unforgiving.
I feel like Kimball's so bullshit.
Not Ski-Ball.
No, Ski-Ball is Rage-Bait.
Ski-Ball is Rage-Bait.
The fucking hole on the top of that is original, that is original Rage-Bait.
The first ever gaming ragebait ever is the hole in the top left that you fucking throw
it over there and then it rims the hole and then you get a 1000.
Vaz.
Oh my god, I forgot.
I'm using field controls.
Where?
No, I was never a pinball guy, ever.
Where are the green stars?
stars. I look to hear one.
That was a fucking perspective issue man!
WHAT?! I just went through it! Oh my god, come on!
Beat-ass! Yes!
The Balmageat No Clip Throughs star on the way up there.
Check the replay. I actually no clipped through it.
That's some bullshit what we got on the way back
I'm gonna be green star one that's green star two
I'm all over the one ups. Yeah, they just doesn't save when you close the game
It doesn't matter if I get like 30 lives because I'll open it again and then I'll just be on 5 or 4 or whatever.
Billboard.
No, no, that's okay. I just wanted you to say that your name was Billboard.
I have to hit him with the Insta 180?
Dude, this movement in the spirit has to be so mind-bogglingly annoying.
And it just filled my camera 180 for nothing!
Oh, oh my god.
Oh, and my mic.
Oh, oh my- I hit my mic!
I'm so sorry.
Oh my god!
I thought I was gonna freeze me in place for longer.
It's gotta be somewhere here now.
I see it.
I see it.
I mean, there's nothing wrong with Balooija, I just don't want to play with him, I'm playing
this freaking Mario.
Can I come back?
I should kill this guy first, oh my god, the one we want, oh man, these targets are too
weak for him, boom, boom, oh my god, oh my god, look at the moves, oh, can I not just
Popped a ball.
Oh my god.
Like, oh my god!
Do not tell me the checkpoint is all the way back at the fucking entrance here.
Dude.
There's a lot of service on this level, this is good.
I'm just sending it. I'm just sending it. I don't give a fuck. I'm just sending it.
I'm mad. It's only Mario's hitbox. I jumped over it. I jumped over it. I jumped fucking
over it. Run the clip. I swear on my life I jumped over it. It's a good, it's a good
sorry for my life
so that looks like i'm going to run out of lives
well
how many lives now?
5?
yeah
boomers
okay i'm not going to try that again
i'm going to pop the ball and then just come back
shit on
Oh my god, red. Like an absolute book.
Like I knew that's what I... This is what I was gonna do the first time.
It's not cheating!
How's that possibly cheating the level? Let me do it
What's not gonna fall because some believe me at all
I'm literally playing fine.
I hear one.
Another one there.
For a second.
Haha, I like these guys.
I like their little face.
Nya.
I think it's a mat.
Nya.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Nya.
I'm going to kill you.
You can't do that when he's like that, oh yeah, you're shit.
I see him behind the little guy.
I have to kill the guy.
Oh, my death perception.
Oh, we're good.
Actually like whenever the camera is moving and I have to move at the same time I can't
Like I actually I actually was not comfortable. I was gonna die
No!
Fuck you, fuck up the settings, man!
Do you lose a life when you do that?
Do you always hit return to map when you're about to die?
Did you ever lose a life?
Dude are you fucking oh my god, how'd I miss?
Oh my god, where are you trying to play too fast, I'm actually trying to play too fast.
Oh my god, I kicked a fucking thing in the way back.
That's awesome.
Dude, I did not.
Yoshi!
Shoot!
No!
Good point.
I didn't shot at.
Funny fire.
What?
Oh my god, I'm gonna die!
Oh my god, I'm gonna die.
I don't know where the green star is.
Here, here, here, here.
Go
My god, you move for Chad move it for Chad
You'll stand on the fucking thing
On a real what do I need Yoshi?
Now just kill the- oh.
This boat better never leave me.
It's not possible.
Oh my god.
Yes.
You can't.
There's a notch that's on the joy-con.
You can't, there's a notch that's on the joy-con, and you move like a one degree up or down,
and then it fucking moves you, you slide your ass off the fucking, the bow, the mat, what
is it called?
It's the bow, the bow on the stern of the boat, what is it called?
The bow, right?
Where's the bow?
I want to do another world I'm not lucky to this show I'll just do another one tomorrow
I have a blotcher thing at 11am I'm streaming so much tomorrow
I'm like a Balochro League. I have to play once a week and my game this week is the first
weekend at salem and I think it's just like a couple hours and I'll play ranked
But I'll be chill. I
Will see us tomorrow. I guess I was up either today, but I really didn't feel like it like
The games today were so stupid. I guess like okay. I guess I guess I was playing alright
There's just a lot of them were slow. It's okay. I lost this seed because
There's no string the whole bastion
I lost this seed to zero.
This is like my only real loss because these two are both cold preemptive strongholds that
I just like went the wrong way and I guess it's a skill thing, but it's just annoying
because it's just fully called and you shut the like go the right way past the calling
and then everything else and then I want everything about some of these wins were crazy
You're like this, and you see what's like...