Feinberg
ranked is 3 years old today! in celebration i will be hitting 3 zero cycles all day
02-12-2026 · 5h 32m
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I'm going to go back to the
I don't know what you mean by that.
Sappy!
Hey, not fair.
No, the mid-offstraft is tomorrow.
I heard you.
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Oh no. Get away!
On your damage.
I can stay if you break crystal like a third of the time because it just like it breaks
out of its initial path and then just decides to take a new one and the new path can just
end up being the same thing as...
like...
I can stay on the same tower, it's just...
random.
Oh really?
I'm trying to run fast enough so preset seed I'm practicing so no.
I just failed to go through a door.
I'm good at opening for the day now.
fuck you
I got one too fast
how do I do it with mental on the ranks?
not good recently I mean I continue to queue up because it's my job but I feel
like I fucking don't focus on the game if I get tilted in the middle of a match
I feel like I like lose my focus and it gets pretty bad
It's because like you never you never like you're always in a perpetual state of feeling
bad because if you get lucky and beat someone like if your wood like pops faster it's like
not an accomplishment.
How did my hair go on this?
Like, if you hit your wildlife faster, you're not, like, that's not going to, like, until
you, you know what I mean?
It's like, oh, I'm a wildlife faster, I'm so lucky.
but then if they hit their woodlight faster,
then you get pissed.
Cause it's like you didn't do anything wrong,
you get fucked over.
It's not like, it's not like
then getting lucky on something else
like makes you unpissed.
It's a game where you can never be positive, ever.
So how is it here?
Like what is over here?
my hand didn't like let go
That's dragon so high.
The problem is that everybody in the top like 10 or 20 or whatever, people can make good
decisions and win seeds off of it.
Yeah, that's very possible.
It's not like there's no skill gap.
There's a reason why Hax has been top 3 in like every playoffs it has played in.
But like, even Hax can't come back from like a 20 second swing in RNG on a lot of sets.
It's just not possible.
Maybe he makes a decision.
He's the same guy who did no damage.
It's like, people are so ahead, are so, um, like, polished.
Like polish at the top level like so many runners
That it's really really hard to make up
Large segments of time a lot of the time. So is it here?
I am scammed I'm scammed
I'm scammed that's not exposed that's not exposed
My Adam signs in my creative worlds. Yeah, but this is fun.
Well, I need to add a badge for all the day ones.
What the fuck?
Double hidden. Or double... whatever the fuck that's good.
Oh, ow.
if it says a lot, if it says a count created 1096 days ago right now, you should get an
OG badge. You should get an OG badge. Because now there's so many players that aren't OGs
that you can...
A guy in the OG badge like two years ago
wouldn't have made any sense.
It's like, oh, everybody points at OG.
What do they need an OG badge?
Who's queuing?
A man on the win streak.
um this game will determine this game would you will determine we'll see
aim lock on the temple
task
I'm going to go to the other side of the wall.
I'm going to go to the other side of the wall.
Come on, another one already.
Fucking child.
Devil child.
Ah, like.
That's all my time.
I was imagining it was just so short.
Hmm.
Wow, I kept a little lost this here.
Really?
That's a stupid.
I'll go there, let's just lose.
Fresh came in the den, no biggie.
That's fun.
That's not real.
That's not real.
There's not going to end with a shot of him, is it?
What do they want from me?
I
Okay
I think a single advancement, which makes me think he died off the tower.
Like he fell, he fucked his block clutch, or something.
Deserved win.
This is an understarter, that's funny.
But it's like the most fucked ass way to get there.
Cool, so how does he save 30 seconds in the Bastion and then 20 seconds in the Fort?
Explain that, Sly-girls.
I
We don't check these chests. Oh with us
Okay
You get six abby from this and then you just you get no
Six abby no arrows and you don't check the fucking triple. How we are so dumb
What?
Ah, genius. Okay, that's how we save time. Just don't fucking, don't loot the fucking bastion.
Play the bastion without the bastion.
No, I'll actually content genius.
And then he has strays, so he saves a cycle maybe, or just takes what I turned.
I don't know.
And he builds, and he approaches the terrain from a different way.
So he builds in the side of the wall.
So he builds his portal at 7.15 he lights it.
I light mine at 7.27 so it's 11 seconds so it's actually completely even but because he hits starter and I had to cave above then I lose all my time.
He just finds the right way.
What the fuck happened?
This cage is kind of cool.
Oh boy.
I thought we had no health when we died.
Nice.
Well, I deserve to win that game because I looted the bashing correctly and I had an arrow.
So I actually deserve to win the game.
Why do you just, why do you skip those?
You have no arrows, like, it doesn't make any sense.
Yeah, my mental's bad because like I am tilted after winning because I'm tilted that I'm
I'm at the same yellow as someone who doesn't get arrows in the Bastion.
I'm tilted at nothing.
It's impossible.
It's impossible.
Because the entire reason why I'm annoyed in the middle of the seed is that he saves
20 seconds in the Bastion.
And the only reason he saves 20 seconds in the Bastion is because he skips playing
the Bastion.
So then I'm in the middle of the seed and I'm like, damn, I just lost a win
to nothing.
do and he just did a completely nonsensical play but like it gets me
tilted in the moment because I don't know that he I don't know that he did
something stupid like because I can't watch what he's doing so I just get so
mad recently about it I guess so mad so bad
it's not even like a good VP though that he takes like it's not it's not
smart to not grab arrows because you have no idea how many explosives you have it saves
like 10 seconds on zeros or like even make some zeros hitable versus not hitable if you
don't have arrows like he's just but I don't know he's not doing that so I'm like wow
I lost 20 seconds playing triple the gap like how did I know I didn't fuck up 20 seconds
on the route like I knew that I like looted the chest a little wrong but I didn't think
that was 20 seconds and it wasn't. But that should get to me so tilted nowadays.
Well, Sam, that just means double triple didn't work out.
You don't pivot the double triple to Gap and you're just committing on losing.
You're committing that you already lost a seed versus someone that played normal triple
I think you just need to commit to getting explosives on blind air.
I think once I go, double triple is different than not looting the Bastion just.
I don't have any beds.
I need to check the other chest up here.
I'm not going to parry off.
Like how?
Does that re-put armor on or something?
You stupid to think.
A couple of hand-portals.
Come on, Portal.
Tell them I'm going to do that.
one more pearl is there and I lose this game because I got a little fucking...
This is fun.
He probably just wanna...
Just like a sensible thing to have in this situation.
So, I'll see.
Yeah, what the fuck?
I
Know
I think it is that one which sucks.
like I just can't run through them. Oh my god.
Because there's a zombie on the other side like it's just unlucky.
There's a zombie and another skeleton and the fucking spawner so like I just my play
doesn't work. So there's just nothing I can do and I... Oh it's so annoying man.
Yeah, it just says that one, yeah, great.
I'm lucky, like, I just, I'm lucky.
I should have no pigs, because I fucked around my armor.
I'm following me and I didn't let that guy in, I lost like 4 pigs.
He just has a mob of doom next to him.
I thought I was supposed to be standardized.
How do I have four?
And he has two.
What do I have four?
Not even counting for these fuckers.
I got two spawns. Yeah, when I when I spawn in, yeah, you're gone for two weeks. I have
two cycles, the second end of the fucking to this to the to the stronghold. Genius, actually
genius. Actually fucking genius. Okay, I just have the world to fucking go through over here,
like there's another creeper and another stealth, another fucking zombie, like, oh my God, like,
Oh my God. Oh my God. This was an unwinnable game. This was simply just an unwinnable game.
Congratulations to Finitzko for winning the Stronghold battle.
You're not even, you can't even pick this up, I think.
You're literally too far away, you're literally too far away to pick up the Sophie spawner.
You're more than 64 blocks away.
He just makes a completely random nav decision to run through the Skelly Spawner instead of
down mid, because there's no spike information at all.
This is what I mean.
This is why the game is so tilting, because it's just like, oh great, there's just nothing.
There's no extra decision I could have done.
I would have preferred to avoid the Skelly Spawner instead of running through it and
the potential to run back through it.
You literally can't get, like, see the little dot?
The little dot in the silverfish?
Boom, it unloads right here.
So you literally cannot get the spike,
because the silverfish is not in the spawner.
So it's a completely random decision.
That's it.
It's just completely random.
He just wins, because he goes right and I go left.
It doesn't matter how good anyone plays the rest of the entire seed.
It just all comes down to this.
It's just a looking.
All good.
Why do I have my arrows in my one saw?
Oops.
All good. I mean, no, it's really fucking annoying, but like I don't think there's a good solution
The strongholds just like the one point on the run where you have like completely blind
Decision-making that can change minutes on the room, but there's not really a good way to fix it without like
Fundamentally changing the vanilla game
It just sucks that it's like that late into the run.
I guess it's better than it being earlier than you just be playing sad for
six minutes, since you're playing sad for a minute until they hit the zero.
All right, let's see. Do you have two zombies chasing you right now?
Mike, cut.
No, there's a triple fucking no.
No?
I don't think I can hit them.
Oh God.
Oh God.
I
Two beds and two anchors, dude this is just, there's no way this is the fort I'm supposed
So we're going to...
It's a low-knee-it-shell spot, though.
Let me get there.
Beautiful.
Oh my god, I have two strays in the spawner.
Oh my god, it's going to miss.
She's getting...
I'm not gonna let her do that.
Okay, here?
Nothing.
I was like, damn, we're in a Savannah!
Playoffs reference!
We- oh.
Freaky out blonde.
I
Was serious
That miss oh my god
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, chill.
I think it is a problem...
I wish it were me.
Oh my god.
That was crazy.
Maybe it wasn't hell or nothing.
Oh, nice.
I can't zero because of four explosives and it's front 103.
This is pretty hard.
I just hit the terrain wrong, like you should have ran on the top left, which saves me a
lot of time when I'm in the nether.
When I'm in the nether, look at me go.
This really done tended for us so crazy.
No, like maybe it's us.
He's also measuring the splunk.
I had a Hungary set, but it nods.
Alright, I'm pre-sup as anchors.
Yeah, how's your 3v1 anchor and I have 2v2 anchor?
It's weird.
Okay, I should totally check those.
I didn't want to see if this was real anyways.
I should have done that on her.
I'm just going to fucking barrel through the wall.
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Oh, where am I going? What's the fucking sign about? I'm so broke.
that's why I'm getting somewhere okay
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What is this line?
What a place that
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I don't love that spike.
Is this all out of them?
Ugh, how do I get a water update?
Oh my.
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The normal one is surrounding me.
I hope he skipped the triple chest again, I hope.
You fucking skipped them again! You're so dumb!
Wee.
Wee.
I actually should have cut the hole.
They just show movement.
I kind of went through that tree.
Oh my God, what is this?
Fort's pause X. Double triple. Triple, triple.
I
I
My god
fucking fucked up this game, that's just like the whole game
I'm gonna kill him.
I
Fuck
It's just missed the eye measure, freaky.
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I was just gonna spike.
Everybody's so lucky.
How does he get a spike?
So like instant mobs?
I
Was just not get the spike cuz there's just some mobs in the way man
And they just a lot I just lost the whole game because I fucking hit through that ceiling pro before that was like
Like everything it just fuck everything
thing was just that ceiling girl I threw it literally like five degrees to
something why draw this is funny
and I know Andrew's being a kick out of that shit and we both know that the
spawner rates are bad, like, honestly, just funny.
Notch. I don't know. Notch is so long, I feel like.
The girl is so far.
Dude I'm just like hitting every wrong button.
Just place on a log.
No, I don't know guys, I'm sorry.
Oh no.
I don't need a food.
Oh no.
I don't need a food.
I don't need food.
Dude, figure it out.
Oh my god, like I know I fucked this up a little bit, but come on.
You
That's the vision project for that guy.
Pretty good.
Fortunately he's already in the floor.
I'll get it, Pearl.
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I'll keep redboating.
I'm so shy and then I lost so much time in the fort because my strays were bad again or something
I couldn't know what I did wrong on the fort
Entire game is woodland
Yeah, the strings that I went for the unstocked.
I'm lucky.
So stupid.
Let's show you just the way to the spawner.
This is just unlucky, like I said, I'm not really along the last one, so I was going to take.
I'm gonna reach the chest from here, I think I can.
This is like really wrong but it's okay.
Fuck, I have to mine so many blocks.
No, Angie must have died.
We're just fucking around.
Oh my god.
Yo!
Oh
Oh like
No, he actually has a chance. What is this?
I have to use basic navigational principles.
This isn't even connected.
Where am I?
Oh my God, where am I?
It's not even the right way to go that way!
I
Did you stuff on there strong it's crazy though. I don't know watch
I don't know what I'm doing.
Fuck it.
That's ORA as hell, no?
It's a low-key and decent player.
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I was just handled like genius.
I feel like it's rising too low both of these years for it to like be good.
I don't know what's so weird.
Save one rotation.
Well, I just think it's rain better.
That was slower on fucking crafting.
Really? You can double blow this? It looks so low.
I'm sure they'll close me at that.
Oh, Nika, thank you for the 26 months.
Quist, thank you for the 11 gifted in the last 30 minutes.
12 gifted in the last 30 minutes. Appreciate that.
Keyball, thanks for the prime. Stealer, thanks for the prime.
Huckle, thanks for the sub.
I'm up 22 today.
That's so sad. Like why was I 2140 yesterday?
Barric. Hashtag Barric.
You want to watch Angie's death? I think that's going to be sad.
What does he do here?
You just start with double triple?
Do you get those three go blocks ever?
No.
Oh, hell no.
Oh hell no.
Oh shit.
Okay.
That was a head though, I think.
I don't even know actually.
I was on the 436.
No, I was just going to say that I'm not going to say anything about it.
so cooked it's so weird like I'm I'm lazy in the mornings when I can be like I set my alarm for 1130
because I want to put out like four fly I think
oh gg like
oh there's a hidden appear I just missed one second um
I don't think I got out of bed until 12.45 and then I'm just like lazy in the mornings.
I watched like three rice hub videos by like an hour and a half out of my morning of being
slow. They're good fucking videos. But maybe up at 10am tomorrow. What the fuck? The mid-off
Straft is at 12 and there's supposed to be we're doing MCC team practice beforehand
at 10 a.m. What?
So early.
So early.
I
I
I've got a pick.
Oh, 30, 22, 3, 10.
I'm so bad at the zero.
There's 200 durability on the diamond trick, nice.
I think I'm just on like wrong chords too or something.
I think you piranha 10, appreciate that.
The Bob Blue Veto watcher.
I'm just correct to learn zero whenever you want to learn it.
I just saved time getting to chords, I don't know.
IDK.
We're going through a different A level pool.
I'm just trying to save my pearls.
Alright, I just like overcooked the terrain.
Wait, Bolo, Y58? Nah, that's cheesy.
Maybe that's cheesy, bro. Nah.
That makes sense though if he's low.
I do that. It's just funny.
I like I do that like it's not it's not wrong play. It's just funny
It's not inventory manager is a common plan a game more
kind of comes with playing a game more if you don't care about literally being a rank one
you should just have certain slots that you like having things in
Like, you maybe lose a couple seconds on like a maximum, or maximum, like, I'm gonna make
them a scratch, like a max speed gaming.
This isn't gonna work, because I'm like, I wonder if I can do four.
I'm slow at this compared to other people but like this is how I usually would have like
And it only fucks me over, like, on really fast seeds.
But this is how I have my inventory.
Like, my bar is always the same, like this.
These three are my bar flex slots.
And this is just stupid, because you should use this slot
or this slot.
Like, I should use this slot.
I just know how I learned it, and I'm too lazy to change it.
But I have these three slots that I move up and down
in between splits.
The bucket, I don't really move that much.
It's usually just these two, but the bucket's just there
if I need it.
I always throw my fires here.
I always throw my pearls here.
I always try to get my string and my glowstone here.
And then if I have bow, it goes here and arrows go here.
Always.
That's how I always try to do it.
And so it's slower than people who just don't do that
and can make it work.
And I could.
I do that on certain scenes.
If I know the scene's really fast,
I do try to just go.
But if you do something like this,
you're never going to be missing it.
You can just visually look.
And it's like you're looking in the same spot every time.
So you can add a glance.
You don't have to stand your inventory for string, right?
If you're trying to leave the bash,
you just know it's right here.
You know what's right here.
So you don't have to copy my layout.
This is like an artifact of when I used to play AAA.
And in AAA, I would do logs and planks up here, string here.
This would be TNT.
This would be gunpowder.
I wouldn't need, I think, crying would go here,
because I didn't keep anchors most of the time.
And then I have fishing rod bow, crossbow, arrows up here.
And then this was like my dead zone.
It was just the way that I did it on my head
with the rest of this being the same.
And so I just kind of copied that from a,
whoa.
It's kind of cool.
What?
Fashion.
So yeah.
Um, it's again, it's only, I think, like.
If you're literally trying to be like the best of the best and then you're losing a couple
seconds but you'll save so much time on other seeds.
I'm in the floor.
I need to go that way.
I'm not trying to play for a first bro, these fuckers are just in my way.
Look how do I just have no pigs here?
I need one more approach right now, go.
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I don't know if there are ability here.
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one.
Okay, why did so many- What?
Oh, me.
Sorry, that made me discombobulated.
Why did I do that?
Why I thought I'd draw I thought I like dropped it
I thought I dropped one powder and my life was over, but then I didn't like I
Didn't hear it drop so I was like what the I was gonna fix the ghost and then none of the ghosts was never fixing
And then we're like a block away from cryptic again
Like what even happened?
What is this?
It's just a normal ass craft.
And then it's like, oh, how does it do that?
analysis 2 7 how does it all the stack how does it even go back like a lot and
then I don't like oh no that's just insane
Did I hockey eight? There's no way I hockey eight. No, I didn't you fucking liar you fucking liar
Why would I hockey eight? I'm looking at my flippity hand cam
Why would I hockey eight for the eyes? Do you know four way eights? Oh, no, I guess it's V. Wait
I guess it's X. Hold on. Do I hit X? There's no way I had X though. Why would you shift click this?
Oh my god, did I hit X?
Wait verdict out
Where is it? It's underneath the left. No way I hit X! Why did I hit X? I swear I hit
X! How do we zoom? Zoom! I didn't fucking work, man! I know you can't see. I know that's
I'm trying to figure out what I'm making you see.
OK, hold on.
Watch this.
I think I hit eight, bro.
Look.
This is where I crash.
Wait, hold on.
No, look at my index finger.
Is that X?
Am I hitting X?
I think I'm hitting X.
Oh, I think I hit X.
You can't tell for sure though, but I think I hit X.
But if I shift X, then they both come down.
Let's put the clip in full.
We then have a ghost powder.
A pearl is just fully gone.
And the eyes are not stacking.
and I'm bugging and then everything comes back, normally, like everything is just normally
like I'm just down a pearl.
And then I shift click the blaze powder back up and it's normal.
How does that fix the ghosting?
I clicked it down and it's still ghosted.
And then I click it up and I just fucking generate a 12th one.
That's a freaking ass fucking clip.
Dude, why would so many...
Look, you just seem to be like fucking losing my thought.
I'm like, I'm like, this has never happened in my life.
Like, I thought I threw the whole game.
Dude, why would so many...
what's what no dude every time I every time I see your people saying what bro
it's this clip yes some people are you know what I'm at XQC water I think the
way he says what in this clip is so funny bro
What comes in here says this is Charizard like he's like Unicor special
You're not a Unicor special man Charizard
Huh Charizard is busy as stock for a third evolution
Is he gone did you just say Unicor is a special what?
What the- no, that stuck in my head forever bro.
I listen to this clip, I hear XJC perfectly.
I watch XJC so much in like 2019, 2020.
I don't hear the other thing at all man.
I have a book that says it's charged.
And he doesn't- obviously he doesn't hear it either.
So he's thinking that Kai is like asking him about Pokemon.
So he fucking stays in the Pokemon on this
Huh?
You're not Unigra Special, man. Charizard
Huh?
Charizard is the busiest fuck!
He's going to go through the evolution
Is he gone?
Did he just say Unigra is the special?
What?
on every word they just all like connect together so it's
what comes in here says it's charged on like they leave like unique or special
dude i got where is that clip oh my god
pownies this discord's so quiet you can barely refer this from valarius and it was so funny
dude why is it so quiet
It's so quiet apparently it's got a fucking fix I announcing I'm disabled
It's the name of the ability, but you couldn't use this ability, it's called Surprised Basin.
No, you have to look at Bounty's face.
I'm disabled
It was just instantly like, oh
Sable
No this guy is so bad
And like, none of us get all the together
The point is wrong
I'm always 80 HD as fuck when I play Valor, like I'm always on my phone or like
like tapping out or something, I don't know.
It's like, even if I'm streaming on my altar
or whatever and just doing nothing,
it still like takes brain power to like stream.
You know what I mean?
So it's like, I'm just like trying to chill,
but I always have like whoever's live in the stack,
I always have their chat and their POV like on the other
screen.
So I always have like through or pounding up on the side.
And so it makes it so much worse that like,
I'm playing the game and I'm watching on like
two second delay and I just know we're all laughing
I look over a pounding and he's just falling over his chair while we're all laughing in the middle around and I
Can't fucking it makes it even harder to keep together
Because I just know this guy's
It's it's such a fun experience like watching your own game on like two seconds of delay
There's so many clips that like I can I instantly can like clip it on my mind
So funny, bro. What was the like?
This clip is so good
One close. You hit him. Spin. I'll get him. Oh no.
Dead. It's like the best gaming clip I've ever seen of like all time.
I think that's one of me. I'm sitting in the smoke. I'm gonna molly him then.
Okay, I just got Molly. I think they molly'd me
Where did your Molly hit? I don't know yet. Let me put it
Yeah
Okay, I'm flying they just fucking throw fucking perfect
These guys like no way
It's legit like a key and peel skit just alive the funniest
Like it's just unreal.
I'm gonna molly them.
I like what I do was was just Jesse. I feel like legit was just not baiting
Analyzer fucking moderator stents sound filter six monitors pedals drums
They make guitar controls, six star salt, ten computers, bunch of fucking wires, sound pads, speakers, antenna, satellite, dog, dog cam, cat cam, cat tree, cat disk, and a bunch of dogs in it, right?
Those are really the fucking allies and asses landing speed, dude, right?
And it's just all of like that you make you make us all in one bunch like we're all like that, dude
I don't want it to be like that because when you're whenever I go to the stream it right
I want to share some parts of me that and and and it's been a giant fucking
Show like
Sides that are like how does he turn this into an inspiration?
I'm so glad you're talking to me, I wanna go to an office and get a little work like what the fuck man
The old clips are so funny man
Back to 2200 for one game
Surely more than one game man
For wise rank always dying yo
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
There's a lava there, like twice.
There's just no one else to do with it, there's a lot of it everywhere.
Let me get the one here.
Get caught.
Is that a river?
I don't think it's a river.
Oh my god, I think it might be.
I'm not a three-minute overworld here, but I don't have a better idea.
fucking 20 cap die
fucking nice movement you chud
Okay, I have to assume he didn't do this, I have to assume he didn't do this, I have
Assuming he does not have a thousand leaves.
I make my play accordingly.
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I haven't had, I don't think I've ever had a triple structure spawn on ranks or, like
a double.
I want to get a big purline.
I should have just left out of the bottom.
It's just totally different for I think, but it's fine.
Sorry, I'm not like, this is a weird situation.
I don't think I'm playing it the best.
the
story different for its final
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Oh my god, I'm not gonna get it, oh my god.
Ah!
This is so weird.
Like, this isn't an insane, this is like, a legitimately insane spawn.
Like no one has just ever spawned in, you literally can't spawn here, there's just Blackstone
here unless you have a fucking fortress in the Bastion.
This is crazy.
And I just want to hear, maybe you want to hear.
I should have looked at like, lower turn.
Out.
Also should have looted this for arrows, I didn't get arrows out of the top chests.
Oh, because I didn't grab them.
when I'm legit for it. Did I not grunt?
It's all good.
There was a lot to think about. That's true.
But you got what I'm affected of. Know that. I know that.
Two trees, what?
No freak-yaw gravel.
Ah, this whole direction is just better anyways.
What?
So we're at spawners at similar times, he just has another 400 block blind, that's pretty
close.
I just know it's not like, yeah, it's just different seeds, different seeds, ATP.
What's up players, the best at zeros? I know who's not.
Not naming any names though.
You know my glasses are off. Why do I see so many little omaze though?
I'm just stating a fact. How's that funny?
When I put my glasses on, you guys better be shaped up.
Otherwise I have my Danny boy ask to take some action.
I got a lag.
Wage eight.
Was the seed sub seven?
No, there's just no way you sub seven.
We've only had one Ocean Seed all day.
Oh, we are so blessed.
I wonder if that's a statistical thing you can look at.
Like, do my Lost Streaks have more Ocean Seeds than normal?
Like, this is eight games and I have four Ocean Seeds.
Is that why?
Look, ship, BT, BT, ship, ship.
There we go.
I'll simply do that on infume.
I'm late positive against infium this season against you now don't check
How do I do like what is it like average? Does it even work?
No, it's dropped
Oh, there we go, I thought there was supposed to be like I thought they're supposed to be like, um
Like a win rate per seed type, if I could do it.
But the app is frilled!
Did everybody quit?
Where's Steve's? Where's Angie? Where's Media?
That's like plus five minus 40. It's just scary
Hurry!
Oh my god, feather falling.
I'm going to spawn so far away on the bestest of seeds, the worstest of situations.
I'm like, where's the fort? I'm like, where is the fort?
It's stables, bro, GG. Legit, GG.
I'll double trip on them, Ryan, oh my god.
Look at the zp.
Oh my god, we got away with Marner.
I need an auto tune.
I literally... I walk one fucking pixel forward and your long ass fucking dumb sword.
How is he not in the bastion?
Oh no, frilled.
What the hell happened, boy?
I have no fire eyes.
Okay, I'm going to trade the blocks.
Boom!
There was no energy behind that boom. I'm so sorry. That was like...
That was embarrassing.
I'm going through!
Oh!
Biaaaaaa!
On spawner and I get five dinos.
Oh my god.
on spawner and I get five dinos. Oh my god
I
Four beds and two anchors
The way
four box trots and my voice
He is coming!
He is coming!
He's here!
He's here!
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I have to trade the freaking blocks out, man.
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the
death of
death of
death of
death of
I kind of trolled in the middle, let's see, maybe a little bit, maybe a little bit.
This VP was crazy though, no, oh my god, oh my god.
He just died before he even got to the Bastion.
Oh no.
Oh no.
I try to get his stuff.
He just took bad turn and he was...
The game was like already over at this point, when you like, I just never like, look this way, I guess.
You're Bronco, I think, for the Prime Aurora, I think, should have said.
shhhhhh
I don't know what I'm doing
Send everything to the program.
Do you want changing keyboard or mouse?
No.
I'm sorry.
Be nothing with the program.
Question year my content the last two weeks time traveler in the chat. Actually, what did I do?
It was like this and like this and I did shift X
Whoa
But like
save as a blip but so then how did I like how do I get it back then maybe I did maybe
Maybe I did shift X click on the same tick.
That's what I did.
That's so weird.
What is community train?
What does this mean?
Why is it not a hype train?
What is community train?
I don't fuck
I don't know where I'm going.
I was just thinking I'm going to lose my gun, I'm going to surrender.
That's real.
That's real.
Taurus.
some person
That was a lot of subs.
of
20 Jesus Christ, thanks.
I'm focused. I'm just not so. I'm just not so.
What does it mean 310 emotes for a chat? Just random
massive viewers get the emojis? It's not like more, like it's not just like
That's tweaker.
I'm going to apologize to me, too.
that's not necessarily fair
I'm not sure if that's what I was thinking.
it's
twenty-three twenty-four
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Oh no.
It's not even hard, Zero. I just fucked up my pearl and I don't want to get to 94.
I think I should just lose, yeah.
Oh, that's a side of these demonstration, I just threw my 3rd pearl at 86, I mean, yeah,
I was just like he shouldn't have fucking up.
And then I pearl down, so like I have to be stupid with this.
I should lose, uh, go for the N early.
I DC'd?
I was gonna lose anyways.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Whatever.
Ah, I should have turned it off, Pearl.
And maybe I should have just committed to the 3 plus 1 or the 3 bad, whatever.
No, we're going to lose on this.
Hello, service.
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I'm not sure if you can hear me.
I like this called more.
I'll get on this.
I should have known, I actually should have metagamed this, I should have known it can't
be this high terrain because the ranked extra I kicked anti-cheat kicked in, which means
Is there's no, it's like, wall?
I think.
If I understand it correctly.
I'll take the soul sign, bro, whatever.
Looks over there well because I love streaming.
I feel like I have to wait out for this one.
chance
How do I throw a pearl that bad?
Oh, everyone that's worse.
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death
of
death
of
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm sure you can hear me.
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm sure you can hear me.
HA HA HA HA
86!
86!
86!
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It's just that he got me bro.
It's just so late in the vlog though, what?
No it's just three fucks.
This is totally, this is wrong.
It's an album?
No it's just three fucks.
My fucking vod is just bugging.
No is history! No is history!
Why are you stuck on this?!
Same one part in the VOD!
Hold on.
Pro, it says three.
I'm always gonna say three again.
Fuck, is it broken from my VODs too?
No?
What the fuck?
Look at me go!
Look at me go!
Sorry.
Oh, look at me go.
you
you
So why what happened in this year?
There's kind of, there's the lose access to some Microsoft account.
Full on.
For a low key UK is kind of scary, no?
Especially you tap you tap in Prithee.
Oh, no.
UK is low key scary.
Uses or though.
I saw some posts on the Minecraft speedrun subreddit like a week ago that was like theoretical
Minecraft ranked world cup or something and they were listing out the teams for everybody
and what they would do is they would like they would like it was like five people on
each team and so they would be like okay let's say Canada they would say like I
don't know what it was it was like if so it was like their opinion and it was just
like whoever was like they thought was like a lock would be like a like a name
and then they had a section underneath for like the people that they thought
could like be like fourth or fifth and was close so like Canada would be like
aquacord silver J and then like the the non locks are like whatever the
bottom ones dude the US this fucker didn't put me as a lock for the US granted if
you're looking at doing are pretty good but I should be number four as a lock I
should be number four as a lock as absolute lock I was in the fucking
little second tier with everybody else like what nah I was pissed when I read
that I was pissed when I read that
I feel like I'm easily a US top four easily bro
Divided us east and west yeah, but there's countries that are good enough to just contest normal us
Like UK is crazy
It just depends on how many people on the team right?
It just depends on how many people you put on a team for like on a van or whatever
But UK is UK is crazy. There's also some like
No
Like Sweden bro, Andrew Vistrad Pablo god damn sorry notice you're like this Lexing guy, but I haven't seen I haven't seen
I'm sorry. Maybe this guy's next up. I just don't know maybe he's next up
Like why can't I just go back to like, like Turkey's scary as fuck?
I swear there was a third person that was like, I don't remember.
Poland? Dude.
It just depends on how many people are on each team, right?
Like if it's five player teams, it's like US UK Canada. I think it's probably the only like
Contenders for five person teams, but three person teams. There's a lot of countries that like
You can test three person teams, I guess Australia would maybe only do five
Maybe
It would be weak though
Australia would be way better as three
Australia's show before though Australia just has a drop-off in in position five
unless there's a lend guys next up I play scar a couple times unless he's next
up yeah but like their three is crazy their three is crazy NA versus the
world in a 10 v 10 by any do you mean Canada also or like I do mean any like
North America all there's an I don't think it's any good like I don't think
any top players from Mexico could be wrong
God's one so I'm injured US vs. World US like okay realistically you have to
put Loki up here, he's sitting on his flag, sexy as Chungus. It's like a pretty solid
top five. And then you probably like, what runs out top 10 for us? Like you literally
just take this, this top four plus Loki, I feel like it's a pretty, like, pretty, like,
unarrival top five. I think Junes is close. I think Emerald's close. I think Chloe's
close. I feel like half kid on like half the CG plays is close. Same thing with camo. And
then no one else is like, Brian as much. Like 10 is hard. Oh, does maybe not fly is maybe
have no, oh yeah, maybe on Somali, right? Maybe is US though, though, though too. Maybe maybe
top 10 for sure maybe just send some life like this as a game language no I
just forgot I'm like I was just looking at the fucking thing and maybe he's easily
top 10 maybe it makes argument about five right
I don't know what I've noticed.
No, you can just say your flag to whatever you want, which, to be fair, I feel like it's
a stupid fucking thing, but whatever.
Redline just doesn't want to do IP-based flags, but I just don't see a problem with it.
I don't know.
I think it's stupid.
You can just set whatever
Don't forget the RSG demons
Okay, yeah, but like other than sky crab. I feel like you're not picking anybody like it's Jay
I don't even know where Jason's from
But like sky crabs the only person that I was like a ranked experience
Jason's Germany that he'd probably he'd probably pop into Germany
But I don't know any I don't know any US resetters that you'd want to play like maybe a xalanox wanted to play
he would round out like top 10 US.
But like
in terms of I always say in terms of US,
yeah, you would just pull in the RSV players,
like for the countries that don't have three good ranked
players or four or five or whatever it is.
I'm already a person Loki throws down, but they're 8th or 9th somehow.
They're fast on some seeds.
I haven't played this kind in forever.
I've played them a lot like four seasons ago.
You have Rainwall to come back and play? Rainwood player?
If your PB is 730, you could compete.
Well yeah, but it's more like, there's so much micro you have to learn with like the filter.
like what was that last Andrew should I play against I feel like this is just how it works with the ranked like
Dylan's a lock for top five
I don't want to go that far it's like the the anti like the wall x-ray kicked in right here
so maybe I should have known that there's just no good turn to the bastion and so I
just should just commit in the wall randomly like this would have been a better commit anyways
I don't know how the x-ray works, but apparently this is enough to stop it.
I feel like you'd have to have a good format, too, because low key, like a relay is kind
of lame.
It's been overdone.
How would you do like a 3v3, you know?
How would you do a 3v3?
You just have everybody play, do you take the average time?
Do you take, like, do you do a point system?
Who knows?
Yeah, you do average time and everyone's in the same private room, you do...
It's just weird.
I don't know the best way to do it.
It'd be kind of cool to, like, be able to pick who you wanted to play against, who.
interesting idea. In a 3D3 that'd be really cool. You could do it in a 3D3? No, I don't
even know. Because it's like, that'd be interesting, but maybe it would just be better for the
better teams. I could give them more leeway. It would be cool if you got like five people
like the first person plays overworld. The second person plays up to up to hitting the
fort. The third person plays now that you do for people. You someone plays someone plays
into overworld. And then as soon as you have that portal transition or maybe you would
do three people and you just do it on portal transitions because that'd be fun.
Like maybe you maybe you would just maybe you just switch on board. It's just you
But I but like the strong will split though. Oh, I feel like my strong has been so mid recently though
But I feel like I'm just gonna get down lucky with spikes. Oh
I guess okay portal transitions, but like
Yeah, I guess there'd be four people then you would have someone do the overworld you would have someone do
Never to blind you would have someone to blind and then during the other some do zero
But imagine you're playing now you'd like have to be in call or something
Imagine you're playing and you're the zero guy and it's like
back a hundred and you have to hit top set up and you're just like
Instantly in the end you have no idea where your hop hours you have no idea where your inventory is
You have like a second of leeway. He's gonna fucking work the
I feel like average team time is okay. It's just so weird because it's like I
I guess that kind of happens in OWC too, right?
Like if you have enough people on a team
and then you do like average time,
like what happens if someone just dies?
Like it's kind of lame for like one person dying
to fuck up the entire team, but I don't know,
like weighted average, you just do a point system?
I don't know.
You drop the lowest and you drop the fastest.
It's your very first in the middle.
Fuckin' fast as fuck.
Fuck it.
Now I'm actually cooking with a team event though.
No leaks, no leaks.
But there'll be a final ranked team event soon.
It'll be a coin-in-love format.
No leaks?
No, no leaks about the fucking format
because that's the cool part.
Like, people play ranked every day, like whatever.
But no leaks, no leaks.
It's not even like a tournament, it's like a show match.
It's not for our main channel video.
They're gonna leak unless I send you something.
You don't actually need anything from me, do you?
Also, why do you phrase it like that?
Wait, sussie.
Money.
I got my Twitch payout today from January.
Jesus.
My taxes are never going to see this going.
Wait, so I got the email.
But it's not on my bank account.
Not three to five days, all right, show.
I swear it was just like instant last time.
No, no one scanned me.
Whenever that happened, I was on the 14th last week,
last month, I don't know if I get the email.
I got the email on the 14th.
So that's why I'm bugging about it, that's fine though.
No, okay, I should check if it's linked to the right, no, but I already got an email
for change now, it's fine.
I'm bugging for nothing.
I would have gotten an email for change.
Trying to get it back.
Can I do the tone death test?
Are you trying to embarrass me?
I don't think I'm tone death.
I feel like I'm kind of a, I feel like,
you guys hear me singing.
Oh, good, nice voice crack on the guys, bro.
On Gigi.
On Gigi.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
it's fucking in California, gang.
Bad, bad, bad.
I
Have a good world record I thought a world record for four years, bro
It's actually been four years. I didn't realize it's February 8th, right?
All advancements 333 world record
February 5th, it's been four years on a week
Actually, video has 400K views, the one that could.
A lot of people reacting to it has 460K.
Never meet your heroes, bro.
Wait, it's like it's, it's a one-on-one attempt for him.
Maybe not.
Maybe his reaction to watching Jumper Who's Mid-Offs video will be better.
Spawn's video was about the 332.
Spawn made a video reacting to my 3...
Or no, no. I think it was 332.
Okay, this is his 11th most popular video.
Yeah, it's a 332, and by the time he uploaded the run, I already had like a 315 or so.
It's a 332 and by the time he uploaded the run,
I already have a 315 or something.
I'm going to die in Q. It's probably my fault. Everything's probably just my fault. The
time is the mid-offstrap tomorrow. I think it's at noon. I might be live for like 14
hours tomorrow like legit I'm gonna meme legit I'm a meme
any am I'm gonna meme cuz I'm supposed to do MCC team practice at 10 a.m.
And then the middle of strapped and then maybe I'll be middle. I like, I just, I don't know how I pick.
What time it's always my time. It's always central. You just got to figure it out. I'm
I'm sorry.
That's tough.
It's always my time.
And then cinema, the bow shot on the dragon,
the double bed, the bow clutch, the bow clutch.
That's always my time.
No, when we're going to end you meeting brands this season, it's going to be crazy.
That's like the Danny Poplar fanficion, but like legitimately a real chance of happening.
No, imagine in playoffs, you're just chatting to the other motherfucker, bro, I got to pick
Andrew.
Like, imagine, no one's ever done that, no one's, I don't think anyone's ever like
sent a chat message back and forth in playoffs ever, I don't think it's ever happened.
Other than like the GOs at the start, I don't think like, it'd be so funny.
Oh, did you need to see our do black did that was so early I was half sleeping. I'm sorry
I was already out I was commentary in the back off of the day rude he perhaps is so early for me man
Excuse usually this long six minutes is nothing
Yeah, I think that's a month's.
Can I just want to vibe and listen to this album. I don't really want a cue. It's okay
though.
Thank you.
I don't want to do it.
Angie on this album.
Polar opposites.
Is there a roadmap for ranked?
There's something in the rank discord.
I don't know how much red line updates it.
you
I see a ski athlete that she owns a girlfriend. Yeah, that's just kind of crazy. You win
an Olympic medal and then you just start sorrow baiting that she was crazy wins a medal goes
for an interview and just starts shooting on my girlfriend on this is just a little person I don't
remember what he said bro that's just insane like some things you have to keep to yourself bro
It's not a worldwide fucking problem.
Aquacord.
I swear this guy's in cute like a munch.
I don't think so.
Why didn't he get an advancement?
I should have made a hoe.
Is a wood hoe worth it?
Oh my god.
No!
No!
Bad!
I
Yeah, you get the blocks on the bridge because it pulls like halopigs, and the trades you
It's gonna get really madder.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
Oh my god.
This guy's not just nice.
Oh my god.
No, I'm good.
I think we can save time on the forest or something, we can rob the forest.
I'm gonna miss in my bed.
Scary.
Oh fuck.
Nice!
Nice!
Boy, what the fuck!
How do you die?
One shunk, you can't get a mob.
In case I'd be on with the draw vote.
He died to something.
So we fished.
Oh no.
Bro.
Nah, nah, it tastes like.
It actually tastes like.
Sorry, no, no, I'm sorry.
I just never done this.
He digs, gets the double punch from Silverfish hiding in here and he's done.
I fucked up a six-bed front 85 yesterday, okay? Everyone can laugh at a good player doing something stupid, okay?
Everyone is done with the end of the day, but this is funny because he's closer to PR.
how this is a different ass stronghold
oh he went to spawner too see I can do that because um I just killed him buddy
I'm ranked 5. I'm so far away from through dial. It's kind of like the US Big 4 in a
way. Everybody's above 2250 yellow. We're ranked 2 through 5. It's kind of cool, no?
I know, next US is 16th.
That's not even working ranked, I know, I know.
Where's Wolfdoggo from? I don't actually know.
Who knows?
Is he US? Someone's got to study Wolfdoggo's gameplay.
This guy's 14 phase points.
He doesn't even, he has one sub eight,
but he's ranked 14. How's it possible?
He's next up or something. But how?
This whole life is consistent, what does that mean?
You must play while others don't.
I mean, he literally beat me yesterday.
He beat Dugail. He beat Dugail again. He beat me.
It's these twice BB solid ones. I don't know what his records are. I mean, the ELO is still
kind of congested to the sense that there's like, I don't know, he was definitely more
congested this season on just because it's early in the season. I'm not, I don't need
dodges, he just might knows. I thought about doing the 10K RSD event. It'd be cool. I'm
I'm so busy.
I have something on my calendar every day
until next Monday.
I'm so busy.
Maybe in like a month or something.
What event is that?
I've just talked about it a couple of times.
It'd be really cool to put up a $10,000 bounty
and just give it to someone who beats world record.
And then the content is that you could just watch a top runner
in the nether literally constantly.
But I don't know, it would suck if it happened in like six hours
and then I just burned 10K for one stream.
It would suck if the mainstream content turned out
to be bad or something.
But it would be cool.
So like low-key hasn't had a record for that long.
Maybe even better in like a year.
Like it would have been really good for drip,
drips world record.
Like if drip still had world record,
I guess J would have some seven now.
Like if drip still had world record,
it was like a year and a half,
then like,
no, I wouldn't want to give the best run 10K,
but I'm not giving someone 10K to get a 718.
If you don't get world record, nobody cares,
cares, cares, cares, cares, cares.
I think what happened on one stream, I mean, no it could, like the world record is literally
all luck.
If you throw the best hundred players out, it could very easily happen.
One-year anniversary of Loki's World Record? Yeah, maybe.
No way a hundred different people get world record.
Easily, yeah.
Okay, Jirpa isn't played.
Next one, Jirpa got world record in his 50th.
But like Jirpa, Jirpa played ranked all of these seasons and he's not even a top 100 player in ranked.
ranked and he had World Record this whole time like he rolled a good CD play to
extremely low but drip was on no one's radar to get World Record at all like
there's so many people that you just you just have to roll a seed where there's
two structures in your face and you get 20 on me and you go six for six it's
not that hard
to play the seed out. You just have to not let the nerves affect you. I don't hit the
seed. It's probably like 250 people that could get world record. And how many people
How many people have sub-7 in ranks?
74, and then this is 10 seconds.
Like, there's only one blaze rod, right?
Like, just don't kill one blaze and you get sub-7.
Like, play for the two eye, don't get the eye in the ocean.
Like, all of these could be sub-7.
Like, all of these.
So easy.
No, you wouldn't, you still wouldn't reset for important notes.
No, I would say.
Show the t-shirt.
Next to your playoffs, there should be a most visited player page in the stats segment.
I don't know if they keep track of it, but maybe.
Oh yeah, also ranked counts real time.
Yeah, like if you look at the IGT of all these runs, it'd probably be so much faster.
Like what's the IGT on the 648, probably like 635, 640?
Well, not that crazy, but like you get like,
you probably get like five seconds.
Depends on how far away the bastion is.
You probably have five, 10 seconds on every run.
I don't think it's an insane amount of time.
But you definitely get some.
Somewhere to be on good pace instead of one eye
get in, that's how you get World Record. In RSC, that's just how you play. In Ranked, it feels weird.
RSC, that's how people play all the time.
Even if the eye doesn't break, they just won't pick it up as an ocean. It's like a three and four,
who cares. In Ranked, it's weird though. If you put for a two eye for Ranked World Record,
it's like, that's kind of weird because you're playing for the, you're not playing for
to win the game anymore. You're planning to like get world record, which isn't the point.
I'm hoping to draft for mid-offs, we'll find out tomorrow.
I always better do a bashing line and see like the one I got earlier with the import
enter right on the early rod.
I thought about it.
I really did think about that, but it's just so awkward.
Like it may be as fast in certain situations, but like I have no practice with mentally
ordering that split and like how it would work out. And it just adds more variance in the
seed as well, right? Then now I'm going to a different stronghold probably, I have different
terrain, I have strays because I'm on low rd, like it's just weird. It might be faster
on certain seeds, like it genuinely might be. But I just wasn't like, I thought about
I had it for a couple seconds in the bash and then I just wasn't comfortable enough.
Hacker anyway.
Sure idea.
Y'all play duos for sub eight?
Let's do some resetting.
I know you're not going to do that.
What is your average today?
What did you end with?
I saw you're at 720 earlier.
Loppin.
Good, bad?
Good, bad?
Oh, that sucks.
You didn't die or anything, right? I just like the seeds.
I'm not kidding.
13 seconds, since I left.
I don't know your message.
I literally said I'm not doing that, because I know you're not doing that.
I read your message. I answered.
I said I know you're not doing that, so I'm not.
Because you make me do it first.
I thought you said you're on a big streak.
Oh, what the fuck?
The W gives the...
You're drowning a BT.
We gotta look at this clip.
Which one was it?
Yeah, you're on Blast.
Yeah, you're on Blast.
Why are you recording me here on Blast?
Shut up, dude.
Wait what wait that drowns me wait, okay, that's like I
Feel like I would have maybe done the same thing. I feel like I would have done the same thing
I feel like I would have done this way that drowns me bro
I feel like I would have done this though because there's a source block because of like
combo here. I feel like I would have done this because if you have any tools or like any situation
ever this is always just fine like it's something you do and then you dig one down and you put
a block above your head. I feel like I would have done the same thing. Like I can't even
laugh at this. I feel like I would have done this. Okay. It's also egregious that you block
yourself off with a log, though. Can we talk about that you don't craft this into planks?
And then you could have made a pressure, like this is the actual problem in the clip.
Why are you blocking yourself on the fucking log? This is like what? Crafts a plank, and
then you can do a button or a pressure blade. Why did you make a fucking log?
is a real problem. You could have also just made a pressure block in the first place.
But like, I don't mind the VP of like, oh, that's the next block. I'll get it. It's
the next block. Like, I don't know if I would have made a pressure
block in the first place either. But like, I would never block myself in with a logger.
That's freaky. It's all good though. Wait, what? Wait, that drowns me? Bro.
They least punishing death ever. Oh nice freeze frame.
Rocket League.
We'll play further up, but no.
You're saying you play too far back?
Yeah.
I mean, okay.
In twos, you are right, you are right.
Like when this guy's making a-
Who's getting called with?
Like this is the perfect season where you already have to play.
You want to be like close enough where you can help him,
but also like far enough where you can still go back.
Is this squishy?
Yeah, you're in literally the perfect spot.
to be able to cover like worst case. Squishy doesn't play pro anymore, right?
Everything is easy. You're right. If you're too far back, it's bad.
He's still so good though. Yeah. It's just so, it's just like so much effort to play
pro. Like yeah, it's like a percentage thing. You want to be like, you want to be like
close enough to deal with a good and bad thing. And sometimes like a fastball will go through
and then they'll, they'll just score, you know, like for free. Cause I'm, I'm
Is he just a bot reviewing him? Like is he, is he even playing?
Yeah, Tuz is really safe. Tuz you should play like safe.
But he's just a lot of you. That's fucking hype.
No!
I'm invested in this rocket again, man.
What?!
Oh my god.
He missed it. His teammate missed. That's not even his fault.
Well, I mean, if teammate didn't go for the boss in the end, I mean,
I have to assume he's gonna hit him by these ones, right?
I mean, you have to assume he's not gonna hit the boss in the end?
Yeah, I mean going pro in any game you just make way less money and you have way less like
free time in your life
Then streaming like it's a reason why they're like so many pros will
Even if they're even if they're good enough to be at the top level just won't keep playing
Michael Reeves is streaming
For this guy so funny
I think I think wait try he's coaching someone else
Board ranked. I just played AquaCord. Who did he play? He had to play someone that I could have played though, right?
Hypnotic. Do I snipe Hypnotic here? Is he playing?
We're not on the best time.
Oh, six minutes ago there was no way this guy didn't get a cue.
Oh, he didn't get a cue.
I'm not sniping, I was doing other things.
I wasn't doing fucking research, I was fucking ADHDing on Twitch.
Holy fuck.
This doesn't mean anything.
Oh my god!
Oh food!
Right!
It's kind of worth the go on that way for food.
God block? Oh it's up there. That's so annoying.
Even think about it, I'm going to get on us.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Clocking on me at all.
Clocking on me at all.
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
What the fuck?
How?
Ah, I was trying to have a head of theirs.
what
I
Know we
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
I'm going to get a little bit of the water.
I'm going to get a little bit of the water.
I'm going to get a little bit of the water.
Ah!
Oh fuck.
That's all!
it's not it's not terrible the house is dragon she says she was not fucking with
her
that's not my fault there's nothing I can do
go, go, go, go, what's
oh my god
Did he not get food in them, D.I.?
Wasn't my food playing crazy?
Blacksmith!
No!
It's happening!
That end spell was like a minute, 10 seconds.
What happened?
Did she just like go there in the stronghold?
Don't talk to me.
I thought I was killing the horses.
The sheep and the loki blend in.
I really like the beat of the song.
I feel like some songs probably have really good lyrics.
I just can't get it.
The lyrics are probably really good here.
I just don't know.
How oh my fucking god, you know, that's for y'all
To hell's base I think you would have probably still
I feel like I'm I feel like my mental know me he did a fire as he took fall damage and he died
Like here, where's the...
I'll use the... I held space.
I wanna see you jump off.
Ah, you should have jumped off!
Then you get better tick timing!
Oh my god, not like you're so dumb, you should have jumped off instead.
This game is so stupid.
Why didn't he accidentally jump off?
That's so dumb and then you walk off and you die
Moronic fucking game
How
My car so some possible screenshots
It's like those one you to build those YouTube videos that are like they show their friends a screenshot
I'm gonna have to figure out what's faked about that.
Owie!
It's like me doing my old thumbnails.
Don't disrespect the old thumbnails.
This is so uncreative as well.
My old thumbnails were amazing.
What would I do for this one?
Oh my God, no heater idea.
Get a villager in there somehow?
This is good.
What'd you do for a seed like this?
I didn't even know what you would do.
I don't know what I would do if I had to make a fireball, but I would do it.
that I would do if I had to make a thumbnail about this seed.
Maybe I would do something around the carrots.
I would definitely do something around the carrots.
Maybe I would do like.
There's gravel under here?
That's insane.
This is just all gravel?
What would this block even be?
No. Why? They like all break each other. I can't tick freeze.
I can't think now like I just want to work in this version.
Fuck.
This would be the thumbnail
This would be the thumbnail if I were to if this was a uploaded run
This is a key inside the mind of a genius a little people inside
And I'm what I'd be holding
Stonehow
And then Colin carrot
Haha, and then you do oh, yeah, I would have just I would have just stopped at it here, but yeah, you could do this
Do all these Q pussy you wouldn't for everybody
I'm done. You're in it for everybody. GG, bro. You just ruined it for 4,000 people.
This person's in my chat. I've seen them. Regen, Regen, Regen, Regen. Spin, spin, spin, spin.
spin what they spin they spin they spin trades trades so what is this spin animated texture
okay so not specifically spinning that's fine i think i've done the other one so
feels good
i'm gonna let infium wait forever the one try to ruin it you ruin it for everybody but more
importantly you ruin it for infium no i'm not gonna kill him what is that message from moxie bro
So I just got to get awkward court soon.
Let's look each other kind of shorter stream today because I do legitimately think I'm going
to be live for like 12 hours tomorrow.
I do think I actually would be alive for 10 hours tomorrow.
10 to 11 hours.
Because I have a MCC team practice at 10 AM.
And then the mid-off strapped is at 12.
And then after the mid-off strapped,
I'll probably be doing something with the person
at some point or something.
I don't know.
You know what I mean?
I just like I have something at 10 AM.
Because awkward sending a watch.
I doubt it
You guys will figure out who I draft tomorrow
Wow WF oh
My I got a three. I was he actually sending the one eye
Why'd he do that?
He's opposing the fort! Wait, why'd he do that?
It's for the fucking...
for the rush?
For the rush, bro.
I'm doing a world of Galaxy 2.
And then...
I'll be live all day tomorrow.
I'm from my own wonder I'm from America world
it's the only game I will miss which to do one world of this
I hear him. I'm like, yeah, tomorrow I'll be live. Today I'll be live like the whole fucking day.
Does that line up with this here?
It's like above the coin.
What?
Do you have to do the whole ass start?
I totally totally do.
I'm just like fucking yawning along jump backwards.
Oh what the fuck?
Get there!
Oh the fuck!
Oh my god.
That's a fire off the bottom of that too.
These are Luigi-coded green stars.
Nice depth reception. I'm going to game over.
I'm going to game over.
come on, come on, come on.
It's on me right now.
Yeah, it's on me.
What do they want you to do?
I'm not switching to the Ouija.
Hmm... why don't you go that way?
I'll see the third green star.
Oh my god!
It's so far!
I
Watch I
Dude that's too far I don't want to play as fucking Regie
Oh, sure. So, um...
What? How?
This is ragebait. This is actually Riji and Joyer ragebait.
How am I missing it in front of it?
It's in the middle.
Oh my god.
How do I miss it?
Oh my god.
It's because I'm like holding like...
Whoa, that took me like five minutes.
Oh my god.
It's because I'm like holding like...
Whoa, that took me like five minutes.
It's cause I'm like holding like...
Whoa, that took me like five minutes!
Losing to fucking AI.
Middle school... four minutes. Four minutes.
Lost at 2005 level design.
I don't know how to get the other one either. I think I'm just gonna slide off.
Who's faster for the speedrun?
Is it Luigi or Mario?
I feel like it'd be Luigi, you know?
If he just long jumps farther.
They save the entire movement.
So how does everybody still run?
I'm just gonna be real, I'm just gonna be real, you know, I'm just gonna be real.
I don't even do that. I'm just gonna be real. I'm gonna be real. I'm gonna do that
Why don't we back flip forward sometimes
Okay, I'm gonna be strategic.
Where my depth reception is just off?
I'm just directly in the middle.
Okay, that's not helping me.
It's like more forward! Why don't they line it up?
It's like here.
That's just bullshit!
Like, why are they not putting it in the middle?
How am I supposed to know that?
It's just off-center to fuck with me.
That's legit not my fault.
Like, why would they do it like that?
Genuinely, why would they do it like that?
It's not my fault.
Because there's no, like, you can't compare it to anywhere in the world.
It's just fucking, like, floating.
There's no like backdrop you can look at.
I'm not losing that fucking kids game.
They designed it terribly.
I'm not mad at all.
Show my opinion.
Fucking normal.
I'm fucking zen.
I'm trying to farm, I just have to wait.
You put the sibling on player 2, they're just grabbing the star bits, holding the little
enemies.
Kind of a vibe.
Kind of a thankshame for two minutes.
1 in 77.
6 in 7.
I don't have my heart in the hole and I'm sorry.
I feel like okay, I feel like if you gave your sibling an unplugged controller you were an
asshole just like let them be let them be ass you know like I feel like getting someone
an unplugged controller is crazy and let's do like two like if they don't even if they
They can't even like, understand the concept of a controller?
Then maybe you're only gonna plug one in for them, right?
But if they're like, if they're like eight or something,
like let them just let them be ass.
Oh, so I can't get it.
You wish you were gonna die.
I wasn't even like, I wasn't lined up. Is that not crazy? That I wasn't lined up? The
duck perception is too terrible. I'm not like I was so lined up. And then I was forward.
So stupid. I don't remember if I ever played, I must have like played Wii games with my
I just must have she's four years younger than me though
So like the oldest she would have been by the time I moved out was like nine
It's like why she
No, cuz I'm part of my cousins
But like we would like we would all have controllers any Mara Luigi the yellow and the blue tower
And that she was a fucking vibe on you she models we like you gotta get in a plugged in controllers
That shit was fun
I haven't thought about this take before.
Oh my god, what am I doing?
I'm actually tweaking.
It's just not centered! It's just not centered! That is not on me!
It's just legit not centered.
Oh, this is a starter farming galaxy.
Okay, I should just do this.
I need 9000 and I'm not on pace for 9000 at all.
This is actually exactly where you do it.
I'm actually going to do this for a bit.
I have to do less of an off stream because I'm already here.
Those are at like 4300?
I'll just go throw them down to like 5 lives or something.
Yeah, I'm like, when you were playing Usterman Rebels on the Wii, it didn't even matter if
your sibling was legit ass because they could just sit in the bubble.
And then they'd get pissed at you if you popped the bubble and you made them play again.
They were legit, they were so content with just chilling in the bubble.
Like the whole ass level and just watching you play.
You're like running, you're like running to them in the back of the screen and
they'd be like, what the fuck?
And they'd try to fucking match the bubble button again.
No, that was such a good mechanic.
Yeah, the other way around they shake for the bubble and then you're not popping them.
Those old games are so good.
I feel like they hold up so well.
So I feel like every Mario game just holds up like so, so well.
The gamepad is such a funny concept.
Like I guess, I guess like if we didn't have the gamepad we'd never have the switch probably.
Like it was a good precursor.
The gamepad was lowkey too weaker, dude.
It's just like, I think it's a cool idea,
but the fact that they would have you do like,
different things on the gamepad is so weird.
Like, but the screen is different,
like you have to look from like,
your TV to your gamepad and back.
I felt like I was annoying.
I don't think the Wii U deserves like,
the amount of hate that I got,
But I think the gamepad was like, I mean, when you compare it to the switch, it's obviously like a lot.
Right? But I don't know, is that a fair comparison? I don't know.
Right?
So I don't think that the switch definitely would not have been as good without the Wii U.
It's not that great. If you don't refresh, it might not do it.
I played Monkey Ball? No. There was like, I don't even know who's house it is.
Like my one of my dad, I think it was one of my dad's best friends
We used to go over to his house for like
Thanksgiving all the time and just like in general like a couple times a year
Dude's low key down money
So they have like a remax fuck I forgot but you have to sorry
I'm sorry. I'm so, guys, I'm so invested in having an amazing conversation with you all.
But I don't realize you're a mess.
Sorry.
Oh my god. I thought there was going to be more to the right.
So how was I not lined up last time?
What was I saying? Oh, yeah, no, I've never played Monkey Ball, but like this dude was like low-key at money
so they had like three arcade cabinets in their basement and one of them was Monkey Ball like or
like have like a like emulated Monkey Ball or something. I don't even remember, it was like
10 years ago or something
But like whatever we have the like
Cuz I I didn't go to like I have never went to like public school
I went to a fucking gifted school so I didn't know anybody and I only saw these relatives like when we were going to the houses
Anyways in the first place so like I'm not trying to talk to like
My dad's friends
Sister's husband. I've never I don't even know his name. I'm sure in the basement fucking over the arcade machines all time
That's just how it is
You get up like you get up this
Oh my god, oh Luigi probably could
Luigi probably could that's the saddest part
Could Luigi
Can you Neo I
Can't with Mario have to lock in are you fucking serious? I don't know one that's like I
Don't know when the spin timing is like should I spin early so I can get back to the wall
Or am I spinning later?
Dude, it's so hard.
Oh, and I can't grab it.
Can I actually do this with Mario?
Oh my god.
Dude, that felt perfect.
Oh, like, there's no way.
Can you really get this with Mario?
I need more than one person in chat to- Yes?
Like a lot of mechanics should!
Is the time just really hard?
Or am I supposed to do it a different way?
Oh my god.
I like that like little fucking, like when I like hit my shell on the wall, I like that.
Like, come on.
There's no way they put a barrier block up here.
This is impossible.
There's no way people can do this.
Wall jump before you spin?
I don't know why I even listen to you.
There's no way the triple jump is better.
Oh my god!
Oh!
That felt so good!
Like do I want that little like...
Do I want that?
I'm like, I can't even, like, I'm not letting it go, let me wall jump.
This is impossible.
No, I know there's another way to do this star, I get it, I'm not stupid, okay, I would
just go to where the fucking wall star is and then not use it and then walk off the
fucking side.
But this is to prove a point that I'm not a mechanics fucking shut ass loser.
Oh my god!
Oh, yes!
Let's fucking go!
I did hit, I got the little like wall bounce thing.
And it was good!
I think you need to get that little like I don't even know what it is called when the Mario goes like
Like when he like hits the wall like it doesn't work. I don't know what it's called
Like it's not like a bonk though because I feel like a bonk is like you lose all movement
It's like a it's like a brush. It's like a mini bonk
That took me four minutes, but I fucking hate it. But I fucking hate it. Because I'm
TAS. Lago. That was only four minutes? I know, but I'm such a good conversationalist
that I probably fall forever. Well, it's another thing I can talk about for my early
days. I've never went outside. There's really nothing.
I watched this. I'm first trying it.
Oh my god, that was so close.
It's faster. It's faster.
It's faster if I get it.
It's not sure if I get it.
Oh my god.
I feel like I'm a pixel art every time I fuck it up.
Like I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I got it once in a while.
Why is the camera doing this?
Oopsie.
How do I get that one?
How do I get that one?
Am I supposed to stand on the... on this?
Don't tell me that away, I'm just like questioning your life.
Oh my god, true combo.
No, motherfucker!
stupid the depth or something in this game and he's like in this world they got to this
world and pissing me off man and then bugging me out
So where would the third one be?
Someone asked me if I did any extracurriculars.
I played soccer.
My dad was the coach of the park district soccer team or whatever.
I did soccer and I did kick.
I feel like every...
I don't know.
I feel like not every kid that I knew.
It's just like a like a suburban a white kid thing
But I feel like you played like I feel like you would play like every sport, you know
I got a t-ball. I did soccer. I didn't basketball. There's a child
You know, I only stuck with soccer. That's maybe that's a very like white suburban thing to do
Like park district soccer basketball
Flag football
just like to get outside I'm in a golf league too for like a bit I don't know
what I mean I did soccer the longest so maybe that's what I had the most fun
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Oh my god.
I don't have to make the camera so chungus.
Why is my game lagging so bad, too?
Here, I hear it!
I hear it!
I'm gonna kill you
Oh!
Okay.
Death reception, final, final, final boss.
What did I want from you?
How do I actually want to do that better?
You just like hope you're lined up like there's no better way to do that right you can't like
fucking change the camera at all like whatever I'm so shocked I haven't hit that star that's
That's actually freaky.
You can homing ground on the star?
What?
That's crazy.
I'm sure I'm gonna be able to do this.
I never did band as a kid though.
I was never good at an instrument or like wanted to be good at an instrument.
Good at gaming. I was so good at gaming, you guys don't even know.
I only tried, like, the instruments that they made everyone try in school, like the fucking recorder.
Oh, I'm a chug.
Oh, my movement!
Oh, I'm a chug.
Oh, I'm a chug.
Oh my movement! Oh my days!
Oh my-
AHH!
I heard it.
I can't AR the fucking...
Where?
What's going on with the camera?
What is this angle?
That's like fucking hitting the fucking...
Oh my god, I see it.
Dude, they hit it!
It's not even my fault they were hiding it.
Like that was good game design.
It's not my fault that I fucking hide it like you guys are blaming the seeker and hide and seek like
I'm not stupid
Sort of the rivals of either thing.
I've heard a lot of fighting games in high school.
And remakes really, really like to play Smash, like a melee ultimate.
Like Wii before such came out.
But like, I don't play those games online.
Oh well.
It's probably literally faster to get hit by the bubbles on purpose.
Yeah, I'm doing one more of the Galaxy Pro Session.
This is some scouting. They're not letting me scout. I can't do...
I
Just heard it
What
What
Freaky
Freaky SB
Yo get out of the camera! Freaky SB! Get out of there!
Stop!
They're really running out of ideas.
I'm looking, wasn't out of that tree I saw him.
I saw him on top of the palm tree.
It's my first time playing Galaxy in like a decade.
I don't see one in it, I don't know where the other ones are.
I'm sure that's where we can start one now.
How the hell are you gonna be in the fucking swimming area, alright?
I'm looking, I'm looking.
Studying?
I saw one!
It was on the edge of the...
I saw another one.
I actually saw another one.
It was on the edge of the big...
I
Played you should mark it. I remember like marker DS though
Maybe I maybe I'm main Yoshi like because of Galaxy 2 because I never played like
Yoshi's Island or anything right like I
I don't know why I was such a Yoshi fiend.
No.
What is that momentum?
I don't get like another spin.
Getting fucking mugged by them controls
I'm not trying to do that. I'm trying to even flutter and it's not
Dude! Oh my god I'm getting pressed.
Why is the timing for this so hard for me?
I can't do it, I can't fucking do it.
No!
They're in need!
They're in need!
Oh, no!
Let's go!
No!
No!
No!
No!
I don't even need to do that.
I'm just hitting the same buttons for like three minutes and it just worked.
I don't even need to get off of Yoshi.
Like I don't even know what I'm doing.
Just fucking spamming the fucking controls.
I'm so stupid.
That was two, so where's three?
Is it on the water?
No.
Board games or card games?
I've played a ton of board games in high school, but I feel like board games are way
better.
I feel like all my board games don't hit nearly as hard.
I feel like it's way more fun to play with the pieces in person and everything.
You know what I'm in?
Oh, I like board games in general and sound like a major theme of like any one board game at the current moment.
But I just put a lot in this all, like mainly Monopolis.
Oh, it's the cloud version of the level right where I have no Yoshi.
There's no, oh, it's that swimming version.
Where is it?
What the?
How do I unlock the cloud?
I don't remember.
I will make it for this.
It's probably down here.
I actually don't remember.
Ah, oopsie.
Yo, can't really go for chuds.
What do they want from me?
I
Do
What was that?
What was the camera doing?
Like someone actually told me what the camera was doing.
What the fuck was that?
I just do all the math.
Okay, so how do I...
Right, it's the stupid little boat fence.
This is so unintuitive. Like, how is that boat? How is this fucking thing a boat?
Oh
You try I knew as soon as I jumped that it was over and then I still
Well, I'm gonna go back
I knew as soon as I jumped asking no room with a jump
No frog! Chill bro!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Okay, I can't do that deep, right?
I can just do three of these.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, it's that deep.
No way.
It wasn't spinning the right way!
Okay, but I got really close, which means I don't have to be centered.
not lottery i promise you guys i'm trying my hardest
oh my god
i just like the music
slow slow oh my god oh my god okay okay okay
oh look how centered I was
I'm there
you really get that much bigger of a bounce off of the thingy I still barely made it
You still leave this level open on your Wii for the music?
That's crazy.
Oh, my music got on a fair question, there's so many that are good.
Look, look, I don't see anything.
I see it.
Oh my god.
No!
No, you motherfucker!
I
Oh
That's scary.
Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo!
Mama.
Fucking mama.
I don't have a gmail.
Gmail go away, gmail go away.
I made show every show
How did I stand on that, how did I stand on that?
Oh my god.
Wait, that was in a share or a change on me.
That's us.
Share that was number two, though.
That was number three.
There's a problem.
Problem.
problem
The game is feel so laggy today, maybe it's gonna run my switch open for a while like I've had the I've had the game
Open in the background
Maybe why it's laggy
That memory leak in Galaxy 2.
Fucking spring.
The chun- this chun-stass fucking control.
I think I remember where it was.
Oh no. Oh no.
Yo, it's so...
I tried to turn away from him and then it didn't 180 me.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Am I at least here? I'm there. Alright, I'm just gonna fuckin' avoid that.
Like a what?
I thought it wouldn't spawn on me.
If I miss it, I miss it.
Oh, shit.
Yo, how?
Oh, that's a bomb.
Hi, hey, hi, yo.
Hi, hey, I'm Yoloff.
This is the most- Is the most raised-vay-ass controls ever?
Like go to the fucking right go to the right go to the right fucking hit that oh, okay
No, I'm done I'm done oh my god get up there
Okay, not this is legit how how do I just how was I walking
Get on there
How how are you going right
What the f-
How, how, how did he do that?
Oh my god.
Okay, skip, skip, skip.
Skip, skip, skip, skip.
I hate this, I hate this, I hate this.
Oh my, oh my!
Oh my
Oh my
Stop!
No, the whole room!
Oh, what the fuck is going on?
How? How? How?
How does he do that?
How, how, how, how is it possible?
How, how, man, my God.
I'm just holding right and then I'm holding left.
I'm blind, I'm blind, I'm blind. Yes!
It's like, I hold left, it goes up to the top, I overshoot, I hold right, it goes back up to the top, I overshoot again, I hold left,
Fuck holding left the third time, just fucking slide off the triangle.
This is actually a legitimate rage bait mechanic.
They must have just ran out of time, they playtested everything else in the game flawlessly, they got to the spring, they're like, ah fuck it.
They made it the day before they had to fucking burn the CDs, and then they just fucking published the game.
How did it even know playtesting on the controls?
It literally doesn't work.
It doesn't work.
Like, it just doesn't work.
It doesn't functionally work.
No, that's insane.
I was trying my hardest the whole time.
I see one.
The only thing that are underrated heroes of the Mario atmosphere is the fucking dry bones.
These guys are so chad, like look at them.
And they're just gonna come back.
They're so cool.
Where are you going?
Oh, nice.
Spring was a Sumer Galsi 1 powerup?
They had a whole ass game to fix it and they didn't?
stupid every time he jumps he says whoa the fucking spring
I wonder how many different like yahoo's they had the Mario voice guy like
actually record like how many different files just like yahoo.wav do that
Like is there a Yahoo 50, like 50 of these motherfuckin like different intonations and everything, there's gotta be so many.
There has to be so many, like imagine that's your job, you're just saying the word Yahoo for 8 hours.
Like, and now on Tuesday you gotta say Wahoo for 8 hours.
Like a fuckin awesome ass job, right? Cause like Mario is fuckin awesome, but like dude that would drive me crazy.
I hear it.
It's just a camera.
So how are we going to pass it?
Oh
That's kind of crazy
Here
Ah!
That was so easy.
I thought it was going to be such a more precarious position like the first one.
That's road 5.
Right?
Where is that road 4?
No, it's doing road 4.
Oh my god this guy actually has the fucking bird one now.
We're gonna be here all night I need like four hours to the next session.
This is gonna end me. This is gonna end me.
This is legit gonna end me.
I know there's a really hard green star here, I think.
I'm not trying right now, I don't know, I'll be careful myself.
But we have three to go, and then...
Hey, don't make a joke, bro.
the middle of strapped is a mean tomorrow but I'm doing NCC team practice at 10 in the
a
That's gonna be good and then Danny at least give me the joke bro, you can't do that to me
Bom bom bom bom bom
Picking my way you guys will find out tomorrow
Yeah, right. Yeah. And while
they're drafting for the basketball thing tomorrow,
and now this team can start shooting threes and now it's
threes, threes, threes. It's kind of cool.
With that one ball. Hypothetically, yeah, 100%.
It is a comeback mechanic, but in this is it a four before?
It's a three to three with like a.
Do you guys hear that?
This guy's doing donuts, fucking outside my apartment.
What the fuck was that?
All right, I'll see you tomorrow.
Oh, I went the wrong way.
I went the wrong way.
No, I just forfeit.
I lost just wait.
He lost.
That's over.
Not the wrong way.
I do that
Gobble up tomorrow 10 a.m. 13 and a half hours probably stream like oh my god, are you throwing? It'll be fun. I'll see you guys then
Bye