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[!DROPS ENABLED] RIVALS DAY! LAST STREAM TODAY, PREDICTION TIER LIST? THEN? !clips !gamersupps
02-18-2026 · 4h 28m
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damn cant believe my streamer is quitting after today, i just resubbed, sanche.
Why are you chasing me? I thought you weren't catalogued anymore when we stopped!
I subbed for 41 months for this guy to quit like this sex satch.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
You excited little punk?
Are you excited?
Hmm...
Hmm...
Alright chat, I'm here.
guys gotta pay the the gust tax
oh you're such a big boy
you're such a big boy
you had a chat
Okay, all right, all right, all right, it's not gonna go anywhere buddy. Jesus, Jesus.
It's not gonna go anywhere. It's okay. He's staring at the last piece of God. Look at
him. Ooh. Look at that tracking. Perfect tracking. Oh boy. Oh boy. You wanna say hi to Chad
right here? You want to say hi to me? Look at my thingy.
Yes.
I got C, A.
No more treats.
No more treats.
You got a couple pieces. That's all you're getting.
Okay?
I didn't give you a little piece of cheese downstairs. Mama didn't see it.
So you got extra snack roll, okay?
Don't don't push it. Don't push it. You're gonna if I don't you're not careful. You're gonna be rolling through that door
You're not gonna be running it. You're not gonna be walking. You're gonna be rolling
You're gonna be so rotund. You're gonna be nothing but a a little twinkie. You know rolling around
Sorry, I miss him so much. Uh
Crypto, Cryptia, Alive, taking the two months, J-Poppy, taking the four months, they scored
with the 23 months, yeah, putting on today, Unlock, and okay, thanks, bye, I think, the
41 months, appreciate you, thank you, yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gone, I'll be, I'll be gone
forever, never, just never be seen again after this, after today, for a week, never to be
seen again.
Right buddy, you're gonna be having a good time in Uncle Frank's, yeah, you're gonna
You're gonna have a good time tomorrow, Uncle Franks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're gonna have a good time.
You're gonna get to go hang out with all the other doggies.
That's gonna be all the other doggies.
Yes, you are.
You're gonna have such a good time.
Oh, why are you sad?
You love spending time with Uncle Frank.
Yes, you do.
You love spending time with him.
And with, well, Poppy, but not Alfie.
I don't think you like Alfie anymore.
I don't blame you, honestly.
Alfie's kind of a bitch.
But you do love Flank?
You love Uncle Flank?
Yes, you do!
You do!
You love him so much!
Yes, you do!
Why are you gaslighting the dog?
I'm not gaslighting him!
It's her parent, Shae's parents' dogs.
Alfie's kind of, is the youngest one.
He's kind of a dick.
Kind of a bitch.
like in a couple weeks we're gonna be taking care of him for a week because
their parents her parents are going away and luckily Alfie's going with them I
was like I don't think I want to care of that thing for a week it wouldn't be real
if you like it's kind of an asshole kind of dog he's a French bulldog but he's
got an attitude problem like apparently well apparently he had a we had a
surgery recently his balls were kind of I guess it's fine to talk about his
business. He's not going to get embarrassed. His balls were kind of stuck. So they weren't dropping.
And that was, I guess, causing him to be extra aggressive to others. So I guess he's better
now, but he's still kind of a dick. He just he'll try to like bite you. He'll try to like jump at
you. Even though he's gotten training, he just he's just a crash out dog. He's kind of in a way.
And he crashed out on Gus one time because Gus was trying to like, you know, make sure he wasn't
doing something he wasn't supposed to do and now Gus is a little afraid of him but other than that
though the other two dogs are great the other two dogs are awesome which is funny because one of them
is his uncle flank he loves he's a frenchie but he's like the biggest frenchie you've ever seen
he's like literally double the size of a normal frenchie he's like the size of like a maybe like
a bulldog he's fucking huge it makes no sense um his head is like this big like literally this big
but he's like kind of a softy so he lets Alfie run around and do whatever he wants so I'm like
oh well that goes that um but Gussie though Gussie's just too sweet he doesn't like to fight
he doesn't do like territorial he'll just give it up he's just like okay it's not work my time
and so then he gets sad and then he like loses his toy and I'm like oh gosh
don't let him take it from you and I'll go over I'll grab it and I'll give it
back to him but I'm like yo come on so but he gets along with all them I'll
have fun I'll have a good time he's a humble potato he's just so sweet he
doesn't have an aggressive bone in his whole body so when he gets scared he'll
bark at you but he won't he won't do anything he like he doesn't he's like
He's like afraid to even bite his food, you know
Well you putting your head on my he's trying to put his head on the desk, so I feel bad and I give him another treat
All right, buddy. I got a stream, okay?
Relax you don't want to spend more time up here, that's fine
I'm going to try to make a prediction tier list a little bit, but I'm going to probably
play a couple games before that. Try to make a prediction to your list. Last
stream today, what does that mean? It means last stream ever. I'll never be seen
again. I'm gone. Poof into the void. Never to be seen again for a week. There we go.
I don't know if I have a watch. Do I have a watch socket? No, it's a rival socket. Okay.
And then...
Where is it, actually?
I should have got this earlier.
Does it have a lens?
Oh, it does.
Hey, look it's two years.
That's good.
Let me start the stupid talk.
We get done with everything early today, maybe we'll do something else for like the back
half of stream, but I actually have to pack, I haven't packed yet, so I gotta do that before
we fly out.
this
Hey
Genuine question, do you ever feel like ranked in rivals isn't worth grinding sometimes?
Of course, it's not I've played for a while and I do enjoy the game quite a lot
No, I didn't even grind- Yeah, of course.
Well, I guess it means what you- I mean, my kids have a wall.
Like, there's nothing to really grind for, because, like, what's the point of being super high ranked in this game?
Um...
But, like...
If you're hitting a wall, you probably just need, like, an improvement wall.
Like, you're probably hitting, like, a skill wall.
Like, if you- if you want to grind a beat that, you can, but...
For me personally, there's no reason to.
So I do feel that way. Yes.
Like the walls. Oh, yeah.
How's my battle pass looking?
And then.
Oh, the storm skin.
Alright, sorry.
And you know what, that emote list is actually really nice to have.
I don't have to worry about adding emotes, see if every time I get one.
Nice.
Alright, cool.
Ooh.
Wasn't retiring because he said chatters are too stinky.
Yep.
There's a lot of last trim today forever.
stream ever as long as there's still something you'll never see me again for
weeks. Um, nothing personal.
You've seen Burnt O on Rhyals. Nope.
Just because I don't sit here and play the game all day long and do like, Oh
my God, it's the best game ever of all time. It doesn't mean Burnt O. It
means that I just do other shit. I've been I've been doing other shit for the
last six months on and off you know the only time I wasn't really was like a
month in December the personal but also like I feel like sometimes I say things
to you that you don't like hearing you know like this much is the new the new
thing you're gonna hear a lot this month is that this is a good Overwatch
month and that you're gonna hear a lot of people talking about Russian you're not
gonna be able to compete this month and that's okay that doesn't mean I was in a
bad spot you know like it's it's I like it's it has improvements it needs to be
made and there's definitely things that like our could be way better but that
doesn't mean like oh my god unless you put out some gigantic patch tomorrow
you're cooked you know but I'm going here it's not only a thing that well
months along here appreciate you appreciate you but also you shouldn't
play one game every day anyway that's a good way to burn out and just not have
fun so that said though today we'll be last stream for a week because I'm going
away so the goals there I'm gonna play a couple ranked games just see how it is
check out the vibes of the season check out the vibes of the games and I'm
gonna actually try to do my first ever prediction to your list because there's
patch coming tomorrow and I won't be here for a week so I never give you guys
no one for 6.5 and that's gonna change because I'm the first one that's gonna
change because Rivals doesn't really do emergency patches like this so it's gonna
be different from when the season started and then after that I'm probably
I'm probably piecing out.
I'm coming.
Dive Adam S tier?
I honestly haven't seen much of Adam.
I saw one game of Adam yesterday and the guy went 14 and 16
and the entire lobby on his team kept saying to avoid him.
And then some of my team was like, yeah, where did that guy last game?
It was the best avoid ever.
And I was like, oh.
So I haven't seen enough of him.
Playtime's over!
What the heck did I get up here?
How are you gonna be gone? Not like a week.
How'd we go about a week?
Or so?
Did we take a bit?
We'll see.
Um...
But yeah.
Other than that, I don't have a whole lot today.
I'm also a little tired because we might have watched Bedley.
And then I gotta be up so early tomorrow.
Fuck man, I'm not looking forward to this.
PTO denied.
That's cap. I'm taking this vacation whether you like it or not.
I hate to break it to you, but Overwatch has been doing a purchase of patches on new patches for a while.
The only time they didn't do it was December, because they go on vacation.
They've been doing that for a while now. That's like a newer thing.
um yeah if you walk walk okay why not try it out um give it a shot well I know you played
years ago but yeah I didn't I ain't asking for pto I'm gonna leave you and it's a problem with
I'll see you later, you know
Where you going vacation on Nashville
One Nashville actually I got a debate whether I want to take a big suitcase or not like a like I was gonna just can't take two
Carry-ons, but we're gonna be there week
Like should I try bring a bigger suitcase? Do you think I'm stupid for only taking two carry-ons for like a backpack and a carry-on for
I think I'm being an idiot.
Really?
Just take a big suitcase.
You need a postcard?
I'll get some postcards.
I wouldn't be open- I wouldn't be against it.
One check bag, one carry-on if needed.
Well, I need to do two carry-ons anyways because I bring my backpack and then I put like a
few small things in it, like my switch and like some cords and then my CPAP goes in there.
And then my actual carry-on is like my clothes.
Yeah.
Well, we might, I don't know.
Chat is very insistent that I'm gonna go down there and I'm gonna wanna go buy...
Apparently it's a special thing of Nashville. If you buy boots and you buy one pair of boots, you get three free, or four free or something like that.
Wow
Not today. I don't know. That's actually a thing. I'm gonna troll the multiple shadows like that's a thing you should do it
Incoming
Yeah, I knew it was there was a couple shadows that were very very insistent when I was first time mother like oh
Yeah, like you get you get cowboy boots and you get you buy one they get like you get like three free in Nashville
Okay, that's that's
no way right no it's real um we'll see probably probably was trolling though
this is my last day my vacation um well actually ten a great week for today
but don't buy boots they're really so expensive and you'll never wear them
True. I was thinking that too, but I was gonna see how expensive they were.
I thought that'd be funny.
Oh, one thing I was thinking about doing.
Alright. I need it. Okay.
I just realized I have thousands of people to pull from.
This is actually great. I never thought about this.
Have any of you guys ever done the...
Oh my god, what the fuck is it called?
if there's like a place it's like where they make the Corvettes in Tennessee
right it's like no it's like on the line of Kentucky and Tennessee's like an hour
north of that Nashville they do like a Corvette experience thing there I did
the one in LA with Porsche it was fire I was reading into the Chevy one and it
looked kind of boring have you ever is anyone in chat ever done it had someone
that did do it and was it good no there's a music there's a museum the
museum is different there's a museum to what the museum is different it's bowl
and green yes bowl and green bowl and green I was looking incoming bowl and
green um what was it called no wait no it's not is it boring green no it's the
Corvette Museum that's what this is there's something else too happy
Wednesday he is hoping I finally reach GM today there's like something else across the street
Yo, do you mean the six months appreciated I
Can't find them I can't find the link
Is it this extreme experience
No, what it looked like that but I clicked off of it
Fuck.
Green.
Here they come!
NCM?
No.
Is it this?
Yes.
It was called NCM Motor Sports Park.
It's apparently like across the street, right?
If anyone has ever done that down there.
Hmm.
Don't want to listen to horses, don't buy boots, can afford it, everyone needs a pair
of boots, a good pair is $25, $250 to $300.
But I have the same pair for so long.
What the hell?
But they're like cowboys, that's the only one I've ever wore, cowboys, that's everybody.
I don't know.
We love going out.
So have you done the experience or whatever that's there, since you look like close by?
I'm just wondering if it's worth going, uh, dark crazy in the 18 months.
Cause like when I did the Porsche one, um, you get to like literally drive like a whatever
Porsche rents, right?
And like we got like a 911 turbo and you got to fucking zip that thing as, like I got,
you got up to like 180.
No, actually I don't think I got up to 180.
I think I got like 150 or 60, it was like as far as I was going straight away.
Um, it was close though, but like, it was fucking fire and I was like, dude, I'd love to do that again.
It's kind of far from Nashville, I don't know.
It's only like an hour away, apparently.
And we rented a car, we're renting a car anyway, so.
Just do it, you regret it if you don't, but I don't know if it's good though.
Like, so I read on the website that it's just like, you're basically doing a touring lap.
Like, you're following a lap, a pace car. I don't wanna follow a pace car.
I wanna fucking send that thing as hard as I can, you know?
I don't know, I mean, if no one in China has ever done it, you don't know what time it is, whatever.
Are you one of the streets? What street?
What was the red line I mentioned, hell yeah that's what I did.
When I did the Porsche experience with Overwatch a couple years ago I was red lighting the fucking
uh, the Cayman, literally the Cayman fucking SUV they gave me.
I was like hell yeah.
They were like oh like you know it's not as fast but we were literally laughing people
and like literal not the 9-elevens
You got time I'd recommend going to tour Bristol motor speedway. What is that?
Oh, it's a literal like track
Oh, but it's like a like a track you go and you like watch races at
That's not totally what I'm looking for with this, but like yeah
Broadway is like Bourbon Street. Oh, oh, we're probably gonna Broadway at some point. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna probably
You always drive there and if end up doing a car thing
see if you want to move there oh I guess it's fair but like we don't really want to move Kentucky
you know just like it's just like an hour away no we're not we're not we're probably that's the
one thing we would do outside of Nashville I don't even know where to do that incoming I don't
need to let you send it honestly are you looking at the thing I was telling you the the NCM thing
Yeah, I was reading it and just like it seemed like so
Like they put you in a fucking a straight jacket, you know like oh you gotta be safe
You gotta be careful and I was like oh no the Porsche one was like I want to read the Porsche one and the Porsche was like
Yeah, we'll give you like a like a like a professional driver and you can just do it like you just race
About these like certain parts of the track
I'm like whoa like that is what my experience was so you know I was like oh
Is it just the website basically like have to be buttoned up nice like lawyer speak so that they don't like do anything stupid?
And then we get to the actual track. They're like, yeah, fuck it. We can send it. But no, I think it is actually what it is
We just kind of a little bit disappointing, you know
Are you gonna check out the internet situation where you move? Oh, yeah, I mean, of course
is gonna be something a little bit, but we could do that in a research room home.
Torso, can you even go for some? I don't even know if you could.
Um, but how? Wait, I mean like you could you could literally just like look up what providers
I don't even know how I would go down there and work on and like test out internet stuff.
I don't even know how that would be possible.
You know?
Am I going with the Niche?
Why was Kentucky said with such distaste?
I just have zero desire to live there.
Like no offense.
Like we're going very specifically to go to Nashville and then going up to Bolingree would be like an hour-long trip out of the way
Into Kentucky, but like that's not the point of the trip. We're not going to Kentucky
We're going to Nashville, so like we're already kind of like stretching how far we want to go
Like if I if I went to New York furnace for something, I'm like, you know, I want to go to New Jersey like we're going to New York
You know what I mean? Like what the fuck? I don't know the way to New Jersey. Fuck that, you know
When are we gaming brother? I promise you'll get some games. I'm leaving for a fucking week after this
I just want I want some intel before I leave I have I have the ability to ask thousands of people for
For advice on an area of things to do and I've got a chance to do so. Let me take it, you know
um
They're looking at my
Jersey slander is wild. I mean nobody actually wants to live in New Jersey, right?
for me oh
True that
Surprise
Where we saw what we lost the fucking plot at this point we were talking about the vacation
Vacation now we're talking about Kentucky and fucking New Jersey are both upset
Tency is the best day ever but natural is horrible. I live in Tennessee. Wait, why is natural horrible?
Dorkarling the 36 months
Plants I'm gonna find months
My dad did the experience
You say is a guy who has blood, but to be honest if you aren't super into it, I wouldn't bother.
You also would want to check the weather before going since if it gets rained out, it's a shittier and you can be cancelled.
Okay, I got a question. Did your dad get to send it or no?
Pan's saying in five months.
Like, driving aren't like, I, this is like, I'm not trying to flex. I own a Corvette.
I know what it's like to drive one. I want to drive the Super One.
I want to, I want to drive the E-Ray and the CO6.
I want to see what those feel like, you know
I want to see what it's like when the thing fucking makes you go like your fucking head slant snaps backwards. You know what I mean?
Do they let you send it and then all you send it, then it's like whatever. Okay, then I'm like nothing interesting
You know
Incoming
You feel great trust me I know all you have one what well that's what I mean is if I'm gonna go do the experience things
And spend a couple hundred bucks to go fucking do it right because it's expensive
to do I
Want to know if I'm gonna get to send it like I don't want to fucking be some old guy fucking
Driving behind some pace car like no you get to drive this really nice vehicle your age. You know
you know like I don't know that's not what I was here for you know like I want
to fucking some old dude fucking lecture me the entire time talking about
we slowly go around the track and I'm all good on that
you know what I mean that's what we're trying to avoid
yo like scape appreciate you want to go to the website see well that's why I did
I did go to the website but what the website doesn't it didn't really say
anything. They just tell you to get to do an exclusive lap around the track behind a
pace car. That sounds horrible. How fast is pace car going? You know what I mean? It's
going 65. We're going to go up to 70. Call them. I guess I can call them. I don't want
to call them. I'd rather ask the internet if people have done it because it's like a
whole thing you know maybe 75 if you're lucky yeah fuck that dude if I won if I
wanted to go fast if I want to go 75 I could hop on the right lane of the
highway in Massachusetts you know what I mean my brother the right lane goes 75
here I if I want to at least go with 90 plus at least I go with the left lane of
the highway like I want to know more than that I want one of the hundreds that
that's that's what we're talking about yeah incoming
no I'm not okay no like in mass nobody gives a fuck like cops especially don't
give a fuck as long as I'm not doing anything stupid the amount of times I
I've been going like 80 85 in the middle lane chilling and then a fucking cop blows by me in the left lane
I'm like oh shit. I look down. I'm going 80. I'm like, ah shit. He could have pulled me over
He's going like a hundred is there's no lights on he's just chilling
You know, I'm like, all right fair enough
Can you guys keep lowering the speed limit, yeah, that's what I think that's probably the thing I'm most nervous about is going to Nashville is I feel like I'm gonna get a ticket I'm 100% gonna get pulled over
Because I want to see a 65 I'm like that means at least 70 and I'm gonna get pulled over
What is this?
Sorry you were speeding, I was going fucking 70 and a middle-eight and I'm fucking talking about like that
It's over 65, whoa you guys actually do that here
You're talking about the user, you follow the pace car for a lap to get a feel for a car and explanation from the instructor
than you get to punch it for the two or three.
See, that's what I'm looking for.
That's what I'm wondering.
Is it the back half of that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK, see, that might be worth it.
That might be worth my time because I did when
I did the one in the Porsche experience,
we didn't follow anybody.
But then again, we were in like a quote, unquote, like corporate
party. So there was a bunch of people doing it.
So they just like had instructors, instructors in every car.
But I don't think like they didn't probably have enough room to like make a pace car. They just have people explain on the fly
Okay, perfect. All right, you know what? I'm in then I'm down. That's what we're probably gonna do for a day then
That's why we're gonna do for a day then
All right, here's the deal. We're gonna play a couple games comp just to see you how the vibes are
The vibes aren't too good. We won't play it's too long
I'll do my prediction tier list and then after that
either uh we'll see the time we'll see the time well there ain't no fucking way
you're sitting at your PC right now probably live spamming join my live
join my stream brother go out there make fucking short cut it there's never an
easier time become a streamer than right now go out make shorts make fucking
take talks be interesting make YouTube videos don't start with streaming starting
Streaming is the stupidest thing you could do
They literally did that to emongs to tell me they're like streaming like overwatch or something you're an arrival stream
But you don't even know your audience
This isn't the last room ever right yep last room ever I'm actually never coming back. I'm retiring after today
I will be gone forever or at least a week
Yo, I'm a second the membership 24 months on the inside appreciate you
The Bodger Mac appreciate you do
But yeah, so
Yeah, we're going like a week apparently marathons next week, so I'll probably be back in time for marathon
Probably back in time for marathon
um someone came in here earlier some pokemon know where i think they were like an actual comp player
they they spoke in the same way of like when i get the vibe i'm speaking to someone who's like
high top 500 in overwatch or rivals that's like kind of a dj end gamer you know they're like
like they they know their shit but they're like a little bit like not all there socially
and like they were saying that they thought that um the pokemon champions is going to
shadow drop next week and I was like what how do you know that and they their
their explanation was pretty damn good and I was like I actually kind of believe
that that might be possible if Pokemon champions drops randomly next week and
there's like a whole rank ladder and stuff like that I'm like how to get into
the game I'm dead ass I might do it I've always told you guys that like end game
streaming content whenever I want to like retire and send off in the sunset I
I want to like do Pokemon stuff and like try to compete in at least one Pokemon tournament
Maybe be like an early start
Not like send it and be gone, but like you know something at least like mix in every once in a while
So you're skipping power world
It's giving me power, world.
No, I mean, okay, when I say retiring, I'm kind of like joking when I say that.
It's like, mostly when I'm like, kind of done grinding a bunch of things, you know?
Yeah, I'm being a gambit, too. I don't want to risk that shit.
That's not me. 50-50.
Dude, I do not want to be put in support jail right off the bat today.
They're really even throwing the support you'll start the day
Oh
Yeah, I forgot we were we won the twitch rivals power all I forgot about that
Relay deploy in a cheap 30 seconds before you attack get ready
Assembly
Fine try not to drip any proto plaza money. I just wash my friend Japanese war
4, 3, 2, 1!
All you need to do is capture the mission area. Got it?
Nice of y'all to show up here, but where the heck were you when me and Revy tied the knot?
This is a nice spot!
You're ready for action!
I wasted my jump back, so that's fine.
Time for a very engaging rocket gameplay, aka just fucking right clicking out of my brains.
Yep.
Oh yeah, I'm locked in.
Poppin' off.
Then my wall's gonna die and he's too far forward.
I got it.
I got almost exploded, but he lives, that's fine.
I got lost his passive, that's tough.
Nobody's died yet though, so we're looking good.
I don't even know what I ulted here.
How come we're gonna open this fight?
Daredevil?
Match the rock and roll?
this is really hard. How do people do this all day?
That's what I was saying. It's really difficult.
I'm just going to use the stream lagging. Yep, my internet has hit an all-time low this week.
They did some type of maintenance and it's been lagging like crazy ever since. Feels good, man.
And it's a horrible swap for that, but...
They're kind of all busy over there, so...
I almost just ulted because I forgot.
This is...
I've bolted.
No, he was right-told.
I was thinking donald because we're gonna win this and it's overwatch. It's not overwatch.
It's transfer over.
Yeah, everyone is just floating.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
I'm sorry, I heard the gun.
This is a nice spot.
That needs a chance, we stand fast.
We are through.
I'm surrounded.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Pfft!
Plus, the music's too loud. Unfortunately, you are watching on TikTok. TikTok is a shit
platform, a horrendous platform. One that requires me to use something called the TikTok
Studio, which has absolutely no knobs, no controls over any of the functions. So if
you watch on different platforms, everything sounds normal. It sounds great. Unfortunately,
TikTok is a piece of shit and cannot be a worse platform to work with. Not saying to
people saying the platform itself so I cannot control it there is no way to
need a bit fixed
I did not know that was Ubisoft.
Yo, it's uh...
I'm not gonna lie, I thought that was a good book.
I always thought Canadians were supposed to be polite.
Nah, not us.
We got our fair share of monsters.
You thought his name would be...
Aw, I'm not gonna be spectating you, friend.
There's no reason to be a friend, right?
I bet you're better than, like, 90% of people that are already played.
Why?
I'm not trying to use it off, because I enjoy using it in this game.
It's nice to have.
Got it.
Phil's the void.
Call me a raccoon we're gonna have a problem
I'll patch you up
They're coming!
This is very difficult.
Very hard to gameplay going on here.
I just play on like lower medium on those settings for Rebels
Just in case somebody gets picked early
again by the way gotta put my my thing in this corner just in case somebody gets
picked early it was my enemies they died a second too early that's unfortunate
I
Wait went away all the way went away the second I came down. Oh, I was a dash into it. I should just left. What am I thinking?
It's actually odd like when I when I get chosen for the dead pool
It's like do I just not shoot, but I'm gonna take a little bit of damage
So again, I gotta throw up like one heel
I'll patch you up.
Give me that.
This is a nice spot.
There we go, there we go.
On me, on me, on me.
Oh, they're gone.
Oh no.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
He's just jumping around? He's doing things?
He's doing things?
Oh, yeah, this is this is top of a rocket gameplay. I've ever done seen it
Yep
Yeah, I could have waited a little longer before I altered that but
I'm just gonna keep hitting them right clicks hope that uh my rogue keeps holding on which
they appear to be doing.
My rogue is kind of a goat right now you see that guy going I told you I focused on that
early one of the match and I was like damn that guy is gonna be the carry I
think that guy's kind of going all right he's still going he's still going he's
still holding on he's still holding on he's still going on I can't help them
there maybe that'll save him and he gets to be dice
I
Don't bring them about
Wait
He's hitting me there.
Yeah, he killed me behind you.
Oh my god, he killed me behind him.
Sam, Sam, point.
Maybe there's someone not down.
There we go.
That's crazy.
That is crazy. I cannot believe I died to that.
My hands are cold. I got something.
I
Locked
Hmm
Uh, so I think I need to do five months
you picked the right gal for the job sugar
sorry i mentioned are you done with Overwatch or today is a rivals day well i'm doing my rivals
prediction tier list because they dropped a new patch uh and then i'm on vacation for a week
so i'm just wrapping up my content and then i'm gone so i guess i quit rivals and Overwatch this
I quit everything. They're all dead to me. They're all gone
This might be a group map.
I don't want to run this Groot skin, though.
This Groot skin feels awful.
Let's do this one.
What the fuck?
Hey!
Close it!
Don't snitch!
snitching
Thank you, we can't have you guys turn off
I think it comes back later you guys
The one that walks? Over the left side?
Nobody listened.
Walks up, walks up, walks up.
Don't be on the right side.
I'm on the left side.
Now we want to listen to the right one.
Over the left side?
Oh my goodness.
Two guys dead?
Two guys dead.
What's the hand?
What is the right side?
We have one survive right here.
Yeah, I will switch.
After
What is happening dude, I'm so scared right now
Guys guys
Oh, you're crazy.
No, you're crazy.
You're crazy.
No, you're crazy.
The red one.
The yellow one.
I'll switch this way.
You go first.
I got it.
I got you guys.
We just keep walking on these blocks.
I kinda like that idea.
Think it's happening.
Think it's happening.
Come on, come on.
No, it's...
Oh, look at that.
It's just a trap.
One more, one more.
The left one, the left one.
I think the goal is good.
I'm dead.
Yeah, they're just close.
Is that her?
I tried to save him.
That was probably a warm-up.
Oh, I was.
Also wait, that's
Wait, it's
That's actually
Look at them, look at them, what's that side?
Jefflight's out, okay?
There's no past, it's my left side.
They have my now.
Yeah, they can't touch.
Yeah.
Okay, they have double-sheet now.
I'm gonna have to help.
the
the
Yeah, yeah, one last fight, and no push, and there's no push.
Um, left side low.
Oh, it's Alphys.
Oh, it's Alphys.
Okay, that's it.
And here I am.
Keep going. Ah, that's good, damn.
What's going on?
I can have a mistake.
Yeah.
Stand up to the mother thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, it's okay.
Oh
Wait our cloak is crazy
folks the easy sport I mean they also played punisher they built Punisher out
that first fight one ults broth broth fight or one fight built ults
30 seconds before you attack. Get ready.
Yo, yo, you're class. I have a question. What do you think about the duration of both
years?
I don't know. I think there's something we said probably like all the supports will
probably last a little too long.
Careful. There are some forces that even I cannot alter.
Do you know how long folks last?
Isn't it eight seconds after the last dash, I think?
The battle starts in class.
nine
It's 13 seconds total. Yeah, so that's crazy. I thought it was eight after after the flash staff nine is crazy
It's a 13 seconds total
Yeah
My god, give me a math problem
So gross
Like I heard the Bucky pulling out his hook and I was just like I'll eat it. I'll take it. I have CC resistance
I'm not sure what he's doing, but what's the other side of the hotline?
Can you hear me? Can you hear me right here?
What?
This one.
I'm seeing Mag Daddy on TikTok. He's mad funny. No, I haven't.
I haven't been watching much TikTok recently.
Well, you ain't my no-man.
be careful with your walk out
i look like that too
when they start pushing in, i'll ult backwards
so i don't get hit by a shot
i'll take the 1 by 2
We like dancing though.
Oh, he's mine.
They're gonna hop right through.
They just hop right.
I don't have any.
Woo!
Yeah, they're gonna get up on the left.
They're still behind right side.
Dude, nice bro. I'm gonna have you safe.
I love you so much.
Sorry.
Right, move.
Uh, Jeff's just harassing me on point, guys.
Only six hits.
He's back here.
Okay, they have Jeff next.
They have to let's club now.
Or them this.
Uh-oh.
Oh, wait, sorry.
No.
He's also...
Oh, no.
What are you doing?
What are you doing now?
Look at him.
What?
What?
I think he's up here.
I'm looking at an old lane while they're chilling.
Did you hit anyone?
Yeah, he starts to block here, huh?
Okay, what comes about that guess?
I think I might just give it up.
Maybe I can kind of give up.
Well, the cries response, really, that's the problem here.
There's a Jeff on the flank.
You gotta go, you strong.
Alright, thank you.
I
Have nice you guys
Crazy game winning actually yo Delta for the in the five gift appreciate you Java Jew
You're gonna make some trash in your life.
You're gonna make some trash in your life.
Am I crying out in this?
I don't know why I'm mad at you.
Oh my god.
is he quitting Riles on the rest of the season?
No, I'm quitting streaming forever.
It's my last stream ever for a week, but it's my last stream ever for a week.
Quitting everything.
Can someone pin it?
No.
I think the boss fuels me.
Then I'm not saying very much, I'm gonna come back next week and be like, why you're back?
And then it'll be like a thousand gifted, you know, and it'll be like, yoink.
I heard Warframe and was summoned?
Oh, no Warframe for at least another week.
the
story
I mean, I guess I can pull my rocket off. My rocket is kinda crazy, you're not gonna
want it, you guys have seen it, you know, it's kind of perfect.
Yo Flats, you hear on Fanzly, you get an EB-20 split, just sayin'?
ain't no fucking way I just read that
do we get to start doing the five gifted for spin crap again what's spin
wait what do you mean for a spin I don't remember doing a spin I did fly a
We did fly a gift for Pokemon names, we did fly a gift for Gus streets, for spin is crazy.
Oh yeah, in game I forgot!
Wait, I forgot about that!
I, oh my god, I'm such a moron.
Yeah, Malice skin, the Malice Invis skin, that thing made some money.
I forgot about that.
Oh, I forgot that thing made some money.
Did I go rogue?
I feel like I'm going to kind of troll on Rogue on this map, because I can't WP it's
I
Maybe I
Maybe I
Tank pool could be good here or could be good here
I
Pulled a tank full it's been a while Hulk
Guys, I hate to say a Hulk's kind of blood cheeks, but you know what it's been a while. Why don't I do it?
It's been too long right?
What's the worst they're gonna have it? I'm gonna throw the game
game. The battle starts in five, four, three, two, one. I need to do is capture the mission
area. Got it. Hello. Don't need to know you're earlier. Something's off.
I have raised you here.
Get him down better than mine.
Nice pick.
Broke's walking, yeah.
Stomps on, yeah, yeah. Broke's walking, walking left side.
I'm bizarre.
I'm bizarre, I'm bizarre, I'm bizarre.
Stomps on.
I definitely just got a no-rig by the way on that guy.
You still on it?
I see him, I see him.
She doesn't die!
The fuck is crazy.
She's gonna die.
I'll walk them, walk them.
Lunar, they have to get Lunar, by the way.
It's a pointy.
Wanna walk them here?
I jumped out, I jumped out.
So they don't TP?
They're not TP, actually.
Yeah, just back here.
Yeah.
I don't think they can touch.
Yeah.
Nice.
Oh, oh, oh, try to think of your times.
Wait, I still got it.
Wait, I still got it.
I'm not Hulk.
He's part of me, but he's not all of me.
You cannot hurt me.
To be fair, most of that is just throwing the Wolverine around.
Throwing the Wolverine around is kind of like 90% of my job there. I'm just a Wolverine deployment system
One!
All you need to do is capture the mission area. Got it.
Is that guy in need to pick him up?
Is he...
Does he want to ride?
They have Def now.
Do you want to ride?
They will talk to me called for an answer.
Something?
I'm gonna ride for him.
What do you want?
one
the condition area is the worst
now
no no no
oh shoot
you wanna die then?
yeah
nice nice nice nice
i think i can left side here
nice
oh no
Nice.
One.
I can have a lot of things to fuck my ass now, huh?
The bucky, the sidewalk, the backline can survive pretty well.
The ammo.
I think I'm like full just overreading deployment system now definitely
M1 M1 M1 M1 M1
You have Drow Kid
Oh, nice
I should have used it
Yeah, probably
Okay, okay
Just like, okay
I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna kill you.
I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.
Hey!
Yeah, it's okay, we have a key punch out of this.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I know, easy for you.
You okay?
Uh-oh, 10.
10, I know.
I'm gonna die, guys, come on, come on.
I just wanna die
Let's get lucky
He's hiding it
Come here stupid fish
What the supports are right now
Yeah also
We need to start for uh
I'm not talking about the other one here, okay?
I'm going out here, I'm just going up.
Oh, we're dead.
Yeah, it's one of them, it's one of them, they're on the other side of it.
Yeah, and supports though.
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
Here with these.
Nice.
Alright.
yeah we need to break the airport down
that's all
keep walking alive
back in the house
we can walk now
you walking?
no no no
no no no
yeah, get wrecked actually
wreck it, nice
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go!
Yeah, one, two, one, two, one!
Uh, no TP.
Yeah, no TP. Yo!
Ah, GGs, GGs!
GGs, GGs!
still got it still got it
still got it
I
Don't even bits appreciate it. That's what's right here somewhere
Again
Yeah, king yeah queen it is
No plates we lose territory my idea nice if there's another job this be nice rank-up game and be a good way to go
Which you do you think you want to be today you picked the right gal for the job sugar
Now, who am I going to banish from this match?
Oh! Pick me! Pick me! Please!
Who does me?
Damn we didn't get him walking.
That's tough.
We can't get him covered daredevil in small blind bits. What the heck?
Hmm.
You're on defense, right?
You're probably the fight.
Yeah.
30 seconds before you attack.
Get ready.
I totally forgot to put on an under-the-rack.
I thought we were supposed to be on the same side, Frank.
We are, for now.
But in this business, that can change in a heartbeat.
I'll be sure to remember that. And when it does, I'll be ready.
The battle starts in five.
Four, three, two, one!
We have to stop them from securing the mission area.
I got my wall is over
Yo, they're dead full pop tall. I have my own
I can't win the one
Yo, I ulted, I ulted fucking boonin
You can make face here maybe
Yup
They can wear her slats, they can wear her
I know
I know
Probably not, bro, you might as well have to know it's like the single-champel voice of the community. Are you kidding me, bro?
Are you kidding me?
I have ulti, I'm gonna ult really.
Yo yo yo, I'm playing slow, I'm playing slow at that.
We almost have our support ulti, are you kidding me, bro?
I got a risk, I got a risk.
Can we, can we rock it out?
One more wave there, hold on.
Look for the inverse up top, look for the inverse, nice!
I think we'll give up a lot.
We'll bring in the whole clanking.
I'm looking at him, I'm looking at him, I'm looking at him!
Nice ult, nice ult!
Oh no, we're short, we're short!
Oh no, shit.
Come on, we're short.
I think we lost that last one you think about that else hole yesterday where I got you caught
in the ceiling that was awful track that was that was my first day that oh Jesus
Save him!
We need to chill a little bit, chill a little bit, we're down to...
We got a hole here when you dig a bag, we can play graces.
So we really need to chill.
We need to stay in the chamber, we can turn the stagger this whole thing off.
Oh, I'm next.
Alright.
They're chasing the fuck out of me.
They're coming back.
They're coming back.
They're coming back.
fuck I don't know
that's a mess up
please I read they're looking for me
I don't think anyone that plays Wolverine
isn't allowed near elementary school
like, I know
Wolverine is one of the most
good characters ever and I'll live by that statement
alright let's go
dude I got them all back and you're looking for me
we have a making space
making space
it is simple
we got no drag
It's huge. They're all right here.
That's what it's massive.
We need to have class die, dude.
Come on now.
Nice, again.
Nice and gross.
I'm going to stop them.
They're not that vehicle.
Oh, half.
They're coming for us.
They're on the wall again.
They're on the wall.
Wait, you're tall.
I'm going to die.
We're going to survive, survive, still.
What's going on?
Are you aiming at her?
Watch out for Wolf.
I'm just gonna pull him in and hunt some shit.
We're just falling over.
I've gotten ulted by Deadpool at the time too.
Why am I getting focused so hard, bro?
I don't know, you see.
Ready to keep on rocking.
I'm just falling over.
There's some more.
I'm dead Paul get a fucking grip dude
This is almost fucking
Jombless lobby I've been in a while to figure out the pigs. I mean we got the pigs
My guy doesn't can't play a rocket. How do we know how to play rocket?
He's like I can't I don't play support. I'm feeling playing
I don't know if I rocked it
Wait, wait, he yanked his dead pool that's actually evil
So you can make anything invisible, like anything?
Even my power has its limits, but for all intents and purposes?
Yes.
Cool, cool, cool, cool.
That's not what I'm talking about.
I'm blasting the final countdown and locking and let's fucking get through this.
Why are you playing Groot against War? Best frontline tank in the game, that's not even close.
Arching is falling over at the seams, so there is no peel because we could have been dead pool.
So I can't play things, I'm just gonna fall over.
So the idea is you just basically frontline and survive as long as you fucking can.
I have a little G turret here.
Witnessing him.
Even the go-flats is witnessing Mr. Yo, fucking.
Oh, wait, is that our red?
Give me it.
Open up, Mac.
Have to get this in my ultimate.
What was that?
Nice!
Did we get up here?
Oh!
Alright, so here we go. We did get some better things.
Mag is by far best frontline. Yeah, you're not an orc.
We're giving them another thing.
Whoa, unfortunately, big, fat, red.
Yeah, what?
I totally just saved that.
Rejection by McDonnell and C.A.
Fucking juggled in the back line.
Such a bitch ass up.
Bacon in 10.
Damn.
No one's doing good, buddy.
Keep locked.
Damn!
I was doing good, buddy. Keep log.
Oh, I got full bloodbuckies.
What's that?
What's Firewall on the runoff?
Are you sure someone's Firewall?
Okay, man.
Nice one.
Get in there, get fucking active.
Fuck him up.
Kill him all, kill him all.
Oh, you're in.
Oh my god, I walloped my own healing, but then I couldn't get grabbed.
But then I hit my little elbow, I was gonna die in a wallbang.
What an awful spot.
We got top hold on, I got this one.
We got close, hold on, I got this one.
There's no place for me to put my fucking wall right now, and it's the only way I don't die.
It's kind of blood-cheese.
Who am I to complain? I got a guy whose house is burning down and he's staying on the game.
Why'd they buff that?
It was us, it was us.
Ah, that's Passive.
I can't see... anything
I'll go, go, go
Oh, I threw a bubble on you, you're still dead
You're up, you're up
Oh my god, that's not good, I'm all bored.
Oh my god, that's so pretty.
Not in graphics.
I'll keep on.
I do every time.
Every time I ult.
There's another one.
You're real rough, buddy.
It's not good to put Wolverine back in danger.
Not good to put Wolverine back in danger.
Not good.
All right, it's time to put Wolverine back in danger.
I'm not even capping back to the turn.
What do I even do here?
Chad, who was the guy who done rocket at the beginning of the game who gave up?
Is it the chanel?
Or is it the guy who's left?
Look at that, kid.
Oh, man, she...
I
Was it the at no, I don't think it's was the out no
You got to BTA, you bum.
Oh, okay.
So, uh, who- who's our frontline tank, by the way?
Who's our frontline tank with the Deadpool?
Hm?
There's a reason why I have 63k damage blocked, literally double anyone on the enemy team,
because I'm f- I'm eating all of the damage of the Wolverine and the Bucky.
I have more damage than every other person on my team, because I actually was getting
good walls and actually staying alive long enough.
That's all you can do there on the group.
Every time I forced an ult, I'd get 3 or 4 people, or we had no combos with the ults.
They have a Wolverine W king.
I have a guy who's tilted because he was on rocket for 2 fights and all of a sudden can't
play the video game.
I don't know what you want from me, friendo.
Oh, that guy was it.
Yeah, it was this guy.
This guy was on rocket at the start of the game and tilted so fucking hard that he just
like locked the other guys deadpool.
But like look at the difference though.
This guy played an entire round of rocket, got 9k healing, this guy played an entire
round of support, got 25k.
So like how do I, how do you, how do you want me to get Matt?
How do you want me to justify that?
You know?
He, he liked his character and then he performed 10 times better on the off role than this
guy did. I hate to break it to you brother, but like, oh you can't see it because camera's over it.
There you go, one more time.
This guy played rockin' on the whole defense and got mad at this guy on Deadpool.
Joints his Deadpool from him, so this guy flexes over onto support and literally had almost three
X's healing and actually still had more damage than by the end of the game but he was mad
at him.
At least when this guy was on support pool at least I understood what we were doing you
know that's just a GR go next like there's nothing you're doing about that you can't
you can't swap heroes and you know do all of these crazy like flex things for a tilted
team. It's gonna be GG. You can try your best, but that's it. That's that's all it's gonna
happen. If the team is fucking tilted from spawn room because they didn't get the hero they wanted,
you're gonna lose that game. It is what it is, but I digress.
I was programmed by wool. No, I wasn't talking about you.
I was talking about the guy who tilted on rocket at the beginning of the game.
The guy who was who was like I can't play support get me on tank and then you like the other guy is Deadpool
Yeah, Gigi's though Gigi's
No, it wasn't your fault or anything
I think we were just cooked once we started losing and everyone's heart tilted.
Car game? I still gotta do one in my tier list, but I wanted to rank up.
I wanted to play one more game and rank up and then I lost that game.
King of Five Lines even in seven months.
I guess bubble though wait you're so you see you wait you're arguing I should go mag into
that comp because bubble you know my wall is like bubble but better right real talk you
know my wall is legitimately bubble but better there's a reason why every player is saying
Groot is literally, Groot is banned most games.
If you watch the 30k tournament I played in, which I won by the way, I pretty much was
in permaproof group jail or the enemy team was banning Groot.
Groot is legitimately much better right now than Magus.
It is not even like, that is even subjective, that is a fact.
Grew is the best tank in the game and it's legitimately not close.
Thor?
Thor's really good for like just winning games, just playing as like a TPS character.
Sure, Thor's up there.
The best tank in the game, Barna, is Grew right now.
not close. It's legitimately Gruten, it's not close. Angela, Angela is not gonna screw it.
Grut is by far the best tank we get. Not into Wolve? Right, but every single tank gets eaten by
Wolve. The only ones that don't are like Angela, Thing, which actually Thing actually does kind of
someone could eat me as long as you have coordination um cap although cap only
honestly it's 50-50 you get grabbed your cook so you have to be really careful
even I think a hot take I don't think Emma's very good right now I don't think
Emma's that good I think Emma's super overrated at the moment I think Emma's
coasting on her previous success
that comp is going to get annihilated. We have no frontline. We're on Deadpool.
This guy's trying to instantly wants to ban group. You know why? Why are groups
instantly trying to get toggle getting banned? Why are my teammates all instantly banning group guys?
Why do you think?
me yeah that's on me damn get fucked like a flex to support
you Adam you play DPS I do I do I bet more black widow is fucking
terrifying jesus christ
i mean do you want me to triple tank? cause i'm main tank
oh you're tanking i think
i don't really play dps much
do you want to do a hello?
I'll stay here for now
I don't want to be all played bro, I'm going to try it
That is fucking evil.
Wait, I actually can't do anything inside.
Oh my god, I literally can't do anything.
That's like the worst comp I'm gonna bump into.
Like, bar none, the worst comp I'm gonna bump into.
Holy shit, I actually will not be able to play the video game inside.
Inside they ban and we ban a group. Oh my we're actually so good
I think I have this
Obviously strange way better. Actually, I'm doing it. I'm walking it magic is not to be owned but to be felt
experienced
I
Actually insane
That is actually insane and all did that they had us pinned in the fucking corner one all
Smartest Marvel Rivals players.
of
Oh we're gonna be worried a trouble this game actually the mystic arts won't
I can't fail me again
Okay, fuck
Oh?
I got it
I did enough of your mines
What are you behind us?
It's gonna burn
There we go.
I thought that guy will pop, my whole wonder.
Um, I prefer the first menses.
I mean, close.
I don't have it. I don't have it. I don't have it.
I definitely back out.
I have your game.
Are we gonna see PN?
I mean I think we can fuck.
Who's here?
Yeah, I'm there.
I don't think I can make it see PN.
I'm just gonna walk and push it.
I'm fucking him.
I'm about to defend.
Just walk walk walk walk walk.
I'm holding, I'm holding.
He's gonna be a big out.
Trust, trust, kid.
Huge.
Alright.
I'm gonna ult you on the next fight.
If we don't get the 4th hit, then we don't dumb down again.
What have they used? I think they used ult, right?
I wish it'd be up.
Yeah, they used ult, too, so I'm gonna...
Yeah.
Just let them focus.
And don't kill them.
Yeah, they used ult, too, so I'm gonna...
I
You should rotate back to point
I need some left the earth means they may do the bank
I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
Fuck. Uh, I can see you back. I can see you back.
I'm already here
I'm gonna not be
I'm like 90
That's so stupid of me. I thought he was gonna eat the other side of the point. No, not his own teammates
That was so dumb it was smart
That why like I said our side our teams on one side their teams on the other
The idea is they're gonna they're gonna ult my side not or my side not their side. They ulted their own side
Which was dumb, but it worked because I thought they would do something different
I don't know if I can explain it to you.
I'm on top, would you throw?
Not bad.
I saw him move.
You're down two right now.
You want to put a passive?
I don't want them.
I don't want them.
You'll get a few.
Oh, man.
I don't know first before we die
Yeah, push this one
I'll be valuable
Apple nice. Wow
How does it bother? Oh, we're so cooked
3 in 8. Like this magneto on the enemy team has just been neutral. We just need eyes for the battle.
You guys can only ever see what it's like to push here.
I don't know what your guys' issues today.
We very clearly have 4 ults. We're holding 46. You pop ults and sustain.
But I guess it doesn't miss. I can test it.
We didn't want Wilson to stay.
So what happened, Sue?
Yeah, I fucking died, but we were already...
So we were pushing to spawn and then no one moved anything.
And we're dead.
Wait, yeah, lucky. Can we try triple tank?
Yeah.
Uh, I can put you guys to get needed.
I can't need to get this. I can play tank.
Complete
They're running triple tank now
I'm taking high guns face.
Lots of that bubble for you if you want to go do something.
Oh damn, he's in the spawn room.
Why did my roll go like nowhere?
I went like an inch. What the fuck is that?
Let's base him up somehow.
I can't just stall him.
They just up lowkey.
Rookie, Rookie 1,2,3, Rookie 1.
I can't help you guys.
I got him, I got him.
Oh, great grab.
That's a gun to pop, I got him.
That's a shield, too.
I don't know if I'm going to break through this.
Now with my current skill set.
You know what I wish I had in the bag? The Moon Knight.
The Moon Knight would be great here if I had the Moon Knight in the bag.
I'll keep back left, I'll look out back too, change one.
They're all bottom left, I'll look behind.
He's gonna ult right now after.
Yes, I do.
Right green.
You check on low two.
I'm coming back there now.
Can you ping?
Oh man, low two.
End is here.
Go left.
Also here, yes.
This cap does one thing and one thing only. It just runs the point.
That's how I got you, figure of it.
I'm under supports.
Right side.
Licking other wings, which is huge.
This is a great off-line.
Play your life, play your life. We need a nice table life, please.
And get back to the team.
I have ults here, too.
I'm fucking hell on the left side.
I look down, it's just cal.
Look at the bank.
Okay.
Ten is one, one.
They're healing through the portal.
They shouldn't have died here also.
Off Loki onto Cloak.
He's a great also on breath.
Is that a close up?
Nice.
Nice, don't, don't, don't feed off the cannon.
What is this like, what is this comp that they have?
the fuck evil they banned my add them to was Phoenix man evil ass comp
Oh damn
Yo, I'm not gonna lie once they start stalling please take TP. I'm not trying to walk fast instead of you know
Come left come left I'm left TP everyone take it please
It's a hell of a top.
I'm poking hella, hella, half, hella, one.
I'm trying to stall.
Guaranteed.
Thanks, Molly.
I'm gonna hit him there.
Nice.
Hello, guys.
Hello, guys.
Do I have ulti? I'm gonna go for it.
Eesh.
I don't have ulti, because I'm talking to the minions.
I'm gonna attack at the tip top, and call on me right now.
There's actually no fucking shot.
It's making my whole game lag like crazy.
I can't fucking...
I don't know how the fuck it's happening, but it's gotten somehow even worse
What's the plan though I
I just had her on my team and then my team made on scarlet through
Yeah, I had Lex on my team. They were trying and then the other support just did again
He's a vibe, bro.
Oh, not again.
Oh my god.
Why are you still...
Oh no, the packet lost.
You're a nice girl, girl.
They're still on too lucky.
Dude, I'm on the worst roll to start lagging on.
Oh my god, I'm on the worst role to start lagging on right now.
I'm trying to drop in earlier.
You need to go down, you need to go down.
Strange, I'll bugger you whenever you can, Tess.
If you can definitely play up here.
Just wait so I can farm all.
Sure. I'll bugger you in five.
Four, three, two, one.
I need you
I'm changing this out because if I knew you might have to drop down to the next corner
I'm off, I'm walking
The break?
Break spell? Break spells?
I'll be dropped
I'm nowhere near my goal to take your end leads
also makes me so happy oh my god what is happening where you deserve it king
why is everything falling apart yeah I know right no no that's the king right
there he's gifting the elo that's more than his job I'm not gonna lie to you
guys I'm fighting 400 ping at the fucking moment it's not a good time
I'm over here so I gotta be locked in.
Yeah, I can do it.
Flats, bro, you're like the Jesus of Overwatch and Rival's Breath and no matter how you do,
you still like him.
Yo, what are you saying?
I've been watching you from my Reinhardt one trick days, bro, you're like an inspiration.
Damn, that's an OG.
You're so much like...
I've been meeting backlines,
spinning my shield as fast as I can.
Oh my god.
We should definitely just try to take like right side bridge control this fast as we
can.
What happened to Glech's point for a second?
I'm gonna play aggressive for now, so I'll early.
I knew this was the right way.
I assume they're gonna hold.
You're this cat.
Get this fucking cat.
Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
I'm so enactive.
This fucking huge.
Fuck, we're gonna go for that.
That was a huge hit!
Oh my god!
I'm hitting them and they're not getting hit by partners, I don't know what to do.
I
Don't intend
It's diner time right?
It's diner time!
But I'm in one for full!
We need any backline pressure bruh, someone needs to feed.
I can't, no!
No, no, nobody killed me, no, the penny did so much!
The penny did so much!
Hey dude, hey dude, hey bro, winner or lose, I appreciate you guys, hugey of birth.
Oh
Damn their end is died too, but
The one low key was enough to keep them all alive feels bad
Dude fighting the fucking 300 ping packet loss battle
into that is heartbreaking. It's actually heartbreaking.
We're on network testing where I will say it's my internet. I know it's my internet.
Doing a network test is just, test is just going to tell me, great, you have shit on internet.
I'm well, I'm well walking away. It's been awful. It's been the worst, it's been the worst week and a half of streaming
I've had to deal with in years because of how bad my internet has been. It's been awful.
awful. I don't know what you want from me. You know what I mean? It's at the point where
like we genuinely can't do anything. I might have to like drop at least one of the streams
eventually. Like I might just drop the TikTok eventually and just say fuck it. See if that
helps. I don't think that'll help. If I'm honest with you, I don't even think it'll
help. I don't think it'll make a difference. I think that's, it's just genuinely that
I'm gonna appear real quick and then I think we do tier list. I think it's time to go back
Did it die again while I was gone?
It died again while I was gone.
Ah!
Ah!
ah beautiful beautiful right now god you guys are getting a taste oh it's fine
okay nevermind someone I saw I saw someone say in the
the internet okay the shrimp I didn't mind maybe it was just a delayed chatter
message all right here's what we're gonna do here's we're gonna do a chat guys we
We are going to do something I have never done before.
The first...
Great time for a vacation yet but also could be a CPU shitting the bed on top of the bad
internet.
Now Sajj really enjoyed this vacation.
You need it Keck.
I mean I guess it could be but it's...
I'm watching the pingo jumping up and down.
Do you think CPU would actually be that or not?
Because like when I play it, when I like the other day, so I had to record a sponsor the
other day and it has to do with online stuff. I was just sitting off stream and nothing happened. It was fine.
So that is what it is. All right, like I said, though, we're going to do the first ever never before done
prediction rivals tier list. Actually, you know, TikTok, you know, the TikTok side, I'm going to restart you guys real quick.
Be right back.
Okay, yo, RRC, thank you for the five gifts on each time.
Appreciate you, thank you, thank you, much love that.
Much love, dude, I appreciate it.
Thank you, thank you.
Yeah, CVU has caused bigger problems?
Yeah, I think so.
What?
What are you guys saying?
Oof.
Oof seven.
What?
Did it die again?
It didn't just die again, did it?
Oh my god, look at my frames.
Alright, I can't stream on TikTok today.
I gotta end it.
Alright, I dropped the TikTok.
I dropped the TikTok.
See if it stabilizes.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
I'm an internet service technician. It might be a provider plant issue or something is
backfeeding into your service. I'm not going to lie, that didn't really mean anything to
me. The other thing though is ever do they did, I think they had planned maintenance
last week because I got a notification that my internet was out and then like two hours
later it went out and I was like well fuck and then it came back and ever since then it's been awful
it has been horrendously bad horrendously bad um yeah so I don't know what to do
I'm gonna be honest with you I am genuinely at a loss I'm at genuinely at a loss
I called this morning, too.
I'm just watching him bounce up and down right now.
I turned off the TikTok, and then it stabilized for half a second, and then it stopped stabilizing.
The drop frames have definitely gone down since I turned off TikTok, at least.
I mean, obviously, this isn't meant for the cheerleaders, this is just live if you're
here.
I mean, I have a meeting today to talk about
what's the plan for something else.
Like we're gonna move, like we're gonna do it.
Funny thing is pretty much like,
I'm not gonna worry about the big stuff
until after I get back from vacation,
but we've already made the decision, we're leaving.
We can't, this is unbelievable.
We can't fix it.
There's nothing we can do about it.
Like if I wasn't a streamer,
if I was just an average person, it would be fine.
But like it's, yeah, it's just GR.
GR, there's nothing I can do.
Oh
hmm
Thanks. I don't our edge. They want internet service technician and it could be a few months in the blood
Have you considered bloodletting with leeches to fix the issue?
Are you guys lagging again because I'm watching the drop frames? Like, like, crazy.
Thank you the majority for the bits. Plenty of things in three months. I wish.
When are you gonna start ranking? I don't know, when my internet stops shitting the bed?
No, you're good.
So, like, what I'm watching to see it happen is this thing down here.
I have 22,000 drops frames so far, which is 4% of the stream.
This down here is my internet.
So like right now it looks okay, but then it dropped, oh, here it comes.
Oh, oh, oh, okay, it's stabilized.
JK didn't go down all the way, but then it drops all the way to red and then when it
drops. Oh, here it comes. Oh, oh, there it is. And there we go.
Couple says the drop a couple drop frames. Oh, there we go. Oh,
yeah, that's that's what I like to see. Yep. That's
If I was in game, the reason you probably don't notice anything is because I'm just sitting
here.
If I'm in game, you guys not just watch the last game?
Do you guys?
Okay, you know what's going to happen?
I'm going to start talking and then you're really going to notice it.
That's what's going to happen.
That's what's going to happen.
But all right, but don't have any time.
If you think of the prime, I'm gonna need alerts.
All right, like I said, first ever prediction to us.
First off, I gotta rearrange the order.
Tanks always go first.
Supports always go last.
Good here.
Down here, down here, down here, down here,
up here, down here, up here, down here, up here, up here, down here, up here.
And I think we're good, right?
It's a lot of how stable Flats is too is through all this.
Yeah, because Flats 2 is on a separate line of internet.
I have three lines of internet in the house, and Flats 2 has its own dedicated one because
it's just streaming like videos technically.
So it's actually much weaker than the main internet connection.
But yeah, so that's why it's actually fine.
Like even if my internet shit the bed, it would probably keep going.
All right, first ever prediction tier list.
Now you're wondering why it's called a prediction tier list.
It is because, well, there's a patch coming out
for rivals tomorrow, the 19th.
And I'm actually not gonna be here
because I leave for vacation.
So that said, I'm going to do my best to one,
talk about what I've already analyzed for the current one
and also take a guess at what the future one's gonna be.
So it's gonna be a bit of a combo,
but I'm gonna be doing my best to guess
what it's gonna end up looking like next week
while I'm not here.
All right, so first up, Angela.
Angela is, I would say,
probably the best dive tank at the moment
or second best dive tank at the moment.
Almost always a good pick.
However, however, when you do pick Angela,
You do need some other frontline tank with you to really hold as a team.
And a lot of people don't do that.
They play like Thor, they play like Hulk, they play like Penny, thing.
And so it's actually a lot harder to win with those types of comps.
However though, she's a solid pick almost every single time.
You almost can't go wrong picking Angela, except if your other tank decides they're
not gonna do anything or they're gonna pick something stupid then you might be
in some trouble but she actually does pretty good value right now.
Yo Ghost Faces Honker Holder is a crazy fucking name. Thank you for the big 10
gifted. Appreciate you, appreciate you. Check it out. Make sure you say thank you.
Much love dude. Appreciate the big 10 gifted. Larger thing in the bits and Luke
Warm. Thank you for the prime as well. Appreciate you. Next up is Hulk. Hulk's a
weird one. Hulk's a weird one, because I think he's both
simultaneously good and awful. Where he's good. If they don't
have counters for you, like your Bucky, your Invis, your, well,
I don't even know if you would consider them counters, but just
hard to kill supports like the Rocket and Jeff backline type of
thing. But like, if you just work as a Wolverine deployment
system. It's pretty gas. But outside of that, it's really not that scary. And your ult.
Your ult is very scary. But like, Polk has been so hard meta recently that he's been
kind of awful. However, with the upcoming patch, Polk's getting pretty hard nerfed.
Hell, he's getting a little bit of a nerf, which I don't think he's gonna do much. Hawkeye
got a big nerf. Gambit's getting a small nerf, so we might see Gambit getting played more.
And um, who was the last one that got a nerf?
I'm trying to remember.
It wasn't Phoenix, even though it should have been Phoenix.
It was, chat help me out here.
What was the last one?
There's three.
It's Hella Hawkeye, what?
Elsa.
Oh yeah, Elsa got a Gets a Nerf.
Those all being nerfed might make things better.
And to be honest with you, I'm kind of a little high on him.
I think he could be better in this next patch.
So I'm going to put him up one.
Although right now, I think he's about here, but I'm going kind of high on Hulk for the
upcoming patch tomorrow.
Because my theory is that with poked nipping as prevalent or strong, Dive should be a little
bit better, with Dive being a little bit better.
You're probably going to be better.
Boga said Penny over Hulk, question was, was Boga making a current tier list or a prediction
tier list because I'm predicting what's going to change after tomorrow because I'm not going
to be here after tomorrow.
So mine is going to look probably very different than everyone's current one because there's
going to be changes.
So I mean it probably doesn't change though from other people's guess is Groot who is
by far the best take in the game and it's not close.
who thinks Groot is not the best tank in the game, you are genuinely a crazy person.
And I commend your commitment to being insane.
Because, well, when it comes to frontline tanks, there is not a single person who hold
the candle to the tree.
Outside of dive, of course, he does struggle, or sorry, outside of front to back, Brawl
comps, he struggles a little bit against dive.
But you don't really have to worry about that at the moment because poke is so strong.
poke it's nerf this week. I don't think that actually changes anything. I think
Gru is probably still gonna be top two tanks. I think the only one that could
potentially overtake him with dive being prevalent is my hot take which I
haven't got there and I will tell you in a second. Venom! I think dive
makes a return with this patch. I think there's a good chance dive makes a
return with this patch. Looking at characters that are pretty strong and
ready to go. Daredevil is still sitting in the wings, obviously almost always a good pick.
Magic I think is sitting in the wings, almost always a decent pick as long as you know how to
player. Phoenix is the only thing that's gonna keep this whole thing propped up. Phoenix is still
insane, I didn't get touched, so there's a possibility that I was not strong after this patch,
but if it is, Phoenix is still gonna be good, but you might see more Spidey, you might see more
magic, you might see more Daredevil, you might see more Star Lord, you might see what else?
I don't think you'll see BP, you might see, nah, I don't know if you'll see Iron Fist,
I don't know if you'll see Iron Fist, CBH. But I think there's a good possibility.
Actually, you know what, hang on, I need to knock him down one, because I just realized I'm going
to do something else. I think he is going to be better than Hulk though, but I think there's a
good chance he's decent. I think there's a good chance. My hot take one is I think with the patch
tomorrow. Gambit gets nerfed. There's a chance people try to play the game with Gambit not banned,
which means you get the Rogue Gambit team up. Rogue Gambit I think is insanely
powerful, insanely good. My prediction is if Gambit is allowed to play the video
game, Rogue might be top 2, top 3. Rogue might be top 2 or top 3 if she's allowed
to get the gambit team up. We'll see though. We'll see if she's allowed to get the gambit team up,
but I'm actually predicting top two, top three, one of the best tanks in the game
if the gambit team up is there. Her sustain is crazy when it's up. It's actually disgusting.
Cap. I think Cap's going to be right here with the rest of the dive tanks that are strong,
but like I'm not 100% sold just yet. I think dive is going to be strong and if it dive is played,
You could see more Cap, you could see more Hulk, you could see more Venom,
but I just think Rogue is going to be so much better, and I think Angel is just so much better
right now, that you got to put him a step below, because like Rogue I think will be better than
Angel after the patch. If Gambit's not allowed to be played, they're probably very similar actually,
like this is if Gambit's not allowed to play the video game, if Gambit's allowed to play the video
game, it'll be more like this. That said though, that still remains to be seen.
Capto, I think if they play dive, we'll make a return, but again, remains to be seen.
Thor!
Um...
Did I do it?
Like, I think Thor is like, you know what?
I think, I think Thor is like right here.
Like he's right here on the edge.
Like he's so close to the S, I'm thinking about it.
The only thing that makes me think that maybe he won't?
Well, I should be, hang on.
Who's getting nerfed?
Hala Hawkeye. Honestly, Hala Hawkeye did a lot to him. Phoenix actually. Dude, I kind
of want to do it. I kind of want to throw him up a tier, but I'm not done yet. The thing
is that makes me not think he's going to be like as high as... I don't see him being any
better than he is now, but he's already insane. He's just a ranked demon. He's a ranked demon.
But the funny thing is is everybody says he's D tier because they're like
pushing the propaganda it's very funny. I'm thinking about throwing them in the
S just to fuck with people. Should I do it? I kind of want to throw them an S
here just to just to fuck with the people that are saying D tier. I kind of
want to do it. Should I do it? Thinking about it.
I'll hold it for now.
Penny.
I think Penny's still kind of butt cheeks, ever since they removed her team up.
She's not that scary.
You do get bump into a good Penny every once in a while, but it isn't like the unkillable
Demon Lord that she was like last season like she just like you're bumping into just a solid penny player and like
They have little tricks in their bag
But they're really good at like putting some putting webs behind a call or they're putting the nest behind like a wall like a third
Like not just like an L corner, but like a third corner. So it's like instead of like this, right?
It's like it's over here
So you have to like turn the corner and then turn the other corner and they connect it with webs then pop their all, you know
They have like little tricks like that in their bag, but I wouldn't say pay is that scary
I'm not that afraid of penny
thing
Thing is pretty fucking solid
Very solid tank. I think if dive is more prevalent next season. He could be easily an eight tier tank
Easily a tier tank, but the problem is is Groot with Groot always being like
With group being the best tank in the game like you can't really play thing
But if Groot gets banned thing is very viable, so I I'm gonna I'm riding a little high on the thing
But he's like low a as opposed to like Thor who's like high a does that make sense
Again all of this is a prediction for next season or sorry prediction for tomorrow with the patch all prediction
Magneto
Guys it's time to start making some people angry. I think Magneto is overhyped currently I
Think Magneto is overhyped
I think he has potential and I think if gambits allowed to play the game. He would actually be much better
Hell with the game to team up. He's probably about here actually
But I am so sick of whatever there's a game not going well or people are like saying like cool
You need a mag here. No, we need a mag here
Mag is not gonna solve all your fucking problems. It really isn't like yes
He has a lot of tools. Yes, he can do a lot of good things
He is not your lord and savior
You have to do so many things on mag
Perfectly to have that maximum value and I promise you 99.9% of players cannot do it
You are not mechanically skilled enough
You are not good enough with your cooldowns to actually do everything you need to do to make him the best tank in the game
Consistently in a game-to-game basis you're hitting right clicks you're hitting left clicks
You're bubbling yourself kind of often and you're bubbling a teammate every once in a while when they're when they're doing things like they're cloak
ulting or save somebody from something or they take a lot of damage and then you're ulting either to kill their support
Ult or you're altering at best a counter defensive all but you know what though in the neutral you're fucking useless
You are not killing anyone you are not left-click right-click left-clicking anybody you are not doing it. I promise you it is rare for most
Most players to do that unless they actually main mag and they're actually doing it consistently playing it
You can't just pick him up and run people down. You could pick up four and run people down
You could pick up thing and run people down mag is a lot harder
Not saying he's easy, but it's a lot harder to me at the perfect level and I don't think people can
Strange next season or after this patch. I think is also
Insanely good actually I'm gonna say you know what actually sorry with gambit and play
Mag might be better than strange if you get to use your sword
But if gambit's not allowed it is like mags like way over here
way over here
If gambit's not allowed. He's over here. If gambit is allowed. It's more like this. This is the thing
Though it all depends these two and gambit all the play depend on will he be allowed to play the game post bands
Will he be allowed to play the game post bands? We will see
Emma
I'm going to start the agenda. Emma has fallen off a cliff. I think people who play Emma or are forced to play Emma right now
Are just riding the season four high and think she's still insanely good. She's really not. I think she's like a waste of the team slot at the moment
I would take a Thor, I would take a Mag, I would take a Thing, I would take a Strange,
I would take a Rogue, I would take a Groot, I'd take an Angela, any day of the week.
And the only reason I put Emma lower than these three right now is because I just think after
the patch Dive might be better.
But damn, Emma, Emma, I think fell off a cliff.
I think she fell off a cliff.
I think that her Diamond form usage is really good for like, tournament play, like you're
like organized pro like pro play she's gonna be insane but like for the average
ranked player you ain't doing shit you ain't doing shit with that you're
really not but yeah I think I think I was falling off a cliff tank pool I
think tank pool in ranked is a fucking demon I think tank pool in ranked is
actually a demon really good pick but you gotta have like a good tank pool
that understands you're basically playing him either like a flanker like
Sylocke or you're running people down. The thing is though next patch if Gambit
is allowed to play the video game I think that Groot will just still be better.
I think Rogue is gonna be fucking insane. I think Thor is just much better than
than Deadpool. Thor is just a worse or Thor is just a better Deadpool but very
viable pick. Very viable pick to say the least. I don't think I see that good of
dead tank pulls that often though. TBH, so he's what it is. Alright, on to DPS.
Again, this is all prediction for it next patch, aka tomorrow, because I won't be
here for a week, so you're getting my prediction list instead of the current
one because I didn't make one for the current one, but it's gonna change
tomorrow anyways. So reminder. Next up. Um, yeah, let's, is there anything to even talk about here?
Anything to even talk about?
Moving on. Uh, blade.
I'm sorry. I've given blade every ounce of grace trying to think that like blade's going to be
good like they buffed him so many times and like just needs to be one blade
player to show everyone else how to play blade just never happens just never
happens just never see him you never see a scary blade you see like one
decent blade player like every once in a while and you just played something else
they probably would be dead they would be better honestly he he honestly is
getting close to f-chair but widow's just a different category I think what
It does a different category, but he's just awful.
Pfft.
Uh, DD.
It's a hard one.
I, with Gambit in play potentially, with Gambit in play potentially means that you're
banning Loki a lot, which means that Daredevil would be better.
If Gambit's no longer worth the ban, then you would ban Loki, which opens up Dive a
lot more, especially against Daredo.
So I think if players are not stupid and they don't just turn their brain off and ban Gambit
every game like they previously had been, and they think a little more about what the
bans are and they're like, huh, Gambit's not really worth the ban anymore and they don't
ban him, then they're probably worried about the double Gambit ult, which means you have
to ban Loki and with Loki gone Daredevil eats but again though players could just say Gambit's
still worth permabaining so if Gambit's still worth permabaining he's a if Loki's getting banned he
could be an aster tier pick but even without that he's at least an A tier pick so I'm okay with that
I think that's a decent one uh DPS pool am I I don't even care DPS pool fucking sucks balls
These guys ass. There's zero reason to ever pick DPS pool. He's just like kind of blood cheeks. There's not a reason.
Awful. Not good. Mid at best. Next up to Elsa. So Elsa Bloodstone's getting nerfed pretty heavily.
Her ult's getting nerfed pretty heavily. Is that enough to kill the character?
Low-key? I think the scariest thing has been the alt that's playing against her.
I think without her terrifying alt, she might not be as much of a demon as she was.
I actually don't think she's gonna get nearly as much play if the alt is that bad,
which on paper it looks pretty bad in comparison.
3.5 seconds though is still a good amount of time, right? It's a good amount of time still.
so it might be the old nerf might not mean anything the the hipbox change is
very small the hipbox change is very small so the other thing though is if
she is when she is nerfed and dive is a little better potentially when she's
nerfed and dive is better potentially they could run her down easier you can
run her down easier, potentially. We will see. We will see her neutral still insane.
I didn't think her neutral was that scary. I think there's a reason why you ban Phoenix
every game. Like if her neutral was that good, she would be banned every game, but it's not.
Like there's a reason why you load into games and she's free because you've banned Phoenix
because Phoenix is neutral is that good. And her alt is that good. So I completely disagree.
I'm not saying it's bad. I'm just saying like to say it's one of the best is insane
Hawkeye, I think they might have shot him in the head. He might be dead
Like a good he might actually genuinely be dead
Like they really fucking took him out back and shot him 16 times in the back of the head
But I'm also scared that he that a good Hawkeyes might still just make it work
But I'm also I I'm a little I do think that on paper it is it's bad
They really did take him out back and shoot him 16 times. So like he might be dead
I'm thinking he might be dead. We'll see
Watch that be wrong. I should have be like the one thing that's wrong
what the fuck is that name hello brother what in this dude what in the fuck am I I can't
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I wanna crush her up.
HALA!
Uh, I'll be honest with you chat, I don't think the HALA nerfs are that much.
I don't think HALA, the HALA nerfs are that much.
I think she's still gonna be, still be decent.
I think HALA nerfs are a slap on the wrist at best.
Um, it just makes it so you can't two tap backline as easily.
Or sorry, you can't two tap backline, 250 HP.
I mean mostly worth retapping anyways so I think she's still gonna be strong
BP yeah that guy's butt cheeks huh that guy that guy might be an F tier I don't
I don't think I don't see any BP's anywhere where you see a BP well fuck
What do you see BP these days?
He's his butt.
He butt cheeks.
Quick play bronze, exactly.
Quick play and bronze, exactly.
That's the answer.
Quick play and bronze.
There's a reason for that.
Torch, you know, I was kind of high on Torch.
I thought Torch was much better after they buffed him and, man, I think that maybe it's
partly poke keeping him in check because poke's been really strong but because I
haven't seen torch anywhere even with poke being strong like they used to be
really strong like poke is like poke was strong when torch was good but he was
still playable while you're still really fucking good I haven't really seen him
that much and even with poke getting nerfed I'm a little skeptical so I
think I'm gonna put him somewhere in the middle of the road around see he's
He's definitely on the lower end at the moment, though.
Iron Fist, like I said, Dive is probably
going to be better with the poke nerfs,
you would think, on paper.
So I would assume you see Iron Fist holding strong
like he's been, as a OK decent middle of the road pick.
If you're good at the character, may we
see more of Dive like Venom, Cap, Iron Fists, Magic,
Star Lord, things like of that nature
Daredevil running in more, especially in the lower ranks, but I think at the higher ranks
it would be much more like Star Lord Daredevil, I don't know, I've seen a weird amount of
Spideys this week, it's been kind of strange, but yeah, my early gut feeling is if Dive is
stronger then you will see those characters a little bit more. Iron Man, this guy is still
Chase, there's like no reason to pick this guy other than his alt.
I'm going to just do it.
There isn't really a reason.
He's just an old charge battery.
Like they're just easy to reason to pick this guy.
He's fodder to.
He's fodder.
He's far.
I remember a couple of seasons ago, I tried to tell you guys that I thought
he was absolute ass and you guys got up my ass at the time.
Like, no, he's still good.
He's really good.
Like, dude, even his he's not even an alt bot.
His his alt is the only thing that he can do.
And even the alt just, it just gets fucking returned to sender like 95% of the time.
You know, it gets returned to sender 95% of the time and he just dies.
Like I died to an Ironman alt today by accident.
That was the, that was probably the biggest Ironman alt the server seen in three days.
Because one of my teammates jumped into it to eat it and I was behind him in the air and it
happened to catch me. You know, like behind the Ironman just because of the fucking how big the
the hitboxes like ridiculous but regardless you just kind of buy magic. So magic for those
who don't know has been basically the highest win rate character in the game for a long time.
I don't see good magic players that often but with the return to dive potentially with this patch
I would assume magic gets more play and maybe we start to see some of those magic players that
were already dominating around more and maybe the ones that have been a little more afraid to play
the character are willing to pull her out a little bit more.
I think she's already pretty decently strong, nerfing a lot of the hitscans should make
her even better.
Mr. F.
Mr. F theoretically should be better, however I'm not convinced.
I'm not convinced.
I think on console he's a demon, I think in the middle ranks he's a demon.
In my games I just don't see him.
He doesn't really do a whole lot.
However, though, if Dive is stronger,
there is actually a good chance he ends up somewhere around here.
But I'm still not totally confident in that.
He just hasn't really been showing up.
Teamup being gone really screwed him over.
Yeah, I don't think the new Rocket Teamup was enough
to really make him that much better than the old Enviz Teamup.
I think the Invis team-up did him more good than the new Rocket one, like the new Rocket
one did him, even though it's a nice change, it's a nice team-up.
The Invis one was just better, so might be a poor one out for that guy.
Moon Knight, Damoon.
So there's a possibility Dive doesn't come back.
There's a possibility Dive doesn't come back.
If Dive doesn't come back, if Dive does not come back, I could see Moon Knight getting
played a lot more.
But even so, that's a hard one.
That's actually a really hard one, because I could actually easily put him like here,
I think this is more fair
But I think dive is back he'll just get it he gets eaten up, you know, I think he gets eaten up by the dive
So but right now he feels pretty good, you know
Right now he feels like if I was right now, I'd say here, but with dive potentially being back next season
I think here I
Think this is the play that's my guess
Yeah, we'll go with this for now.
Namor.
So Namor again is a very interesting one because I think he's actually pretty good, but
this all hinges if dive comes back.
If dive comes back, Namor will be one of your key picks versus dive.
He also still combos with group extremely well.
So if you have teams, comps that are built around anti-dive,
this would actually be more of your combo than Moon Knight combos.
and also obviously like he's better versus the dive as well but also he's still pretty
decently poking you know so my guts is this is when my guts tell me at the moment I easily
asked here it's there's no there's no denying there's they shouldn't get changed at all
I just saw a super chat on the YouTube side.
Hello?
Yo, Flats, you know you kind of remind me of something, and the guy's name is Flats
looks like a sexy pigeon.
mods, I need you to go show up at that guy's house.
Literally kick his door in.
Call the FBI.
Call the CIA.
Send out the dogs.
Jesus.
Alright, Phoenix easily asked her she's not good.
She doesn't get touched at all.
It is what it is.
She doesn't get touched at all.
So I don't think she's gonna change in the upcoming patch at all.
So it is what it is probably perma-ban likely still
Silak I don't know they may change the silak at the start of the season
Even though I'm predicting I think die will be better after the patch. That's my guess
I don't think silaks that much better like they just removed some power from her old and like they didn't really give that much back
Magic is not better than Elsa first off wait
Type in me and all in all caps brother. Second up. This is a this is a this is a prediction about tomorrow because I'm not here
I'm leaving tomorrow
Come on, dude. It's a prediction about tomorrow with the with the bunch of nerfs and changes
Obviously Elsa's not right now, but you'll miss the part we're talking about. Yeah, the Friday. Well, oh Friday
It is Friday. Wait, is it not tomorrow? It's it's it's the 19th
Is it not tomorrow? It should be tomorrow. Yeah, it's tomorrow. Yeah, so then I won't be here. So,
yeah, 19th for Thursday for the U.S. Yeah, yeah, okay. Anyways, sorry, on sidewalk again. Yeah,
I think we'll die will be better with the changes because like post getting pretty hard nerfed. I don't know
I'm just not sold on xylok. I just don't think it's xylok's gonna be that much
Better like even even with the changes. I don't it just made her all worse and her neutral still kind of sucks
So it is what it is
Yeah, I mean no changes. There's not really much to say here
Which just kills still kind of blows there's not much to really do there. All right. This is a really interesting one
Really interesting. I've been seeing so many weird spities and like they actually been doing a lot
If dive is better after all the poke nerfs. I
Have this weird sneaking suspicion
He's gonna be decently good. I have this sneaking suspicion
So here's the idea again
It depends on Gambit being allowed to play the video game. If people decide Gambit's no longer worth perma banning
That means you probably ban Loki. If you're banning Loki a lot of times
Then your back line is a little more susceptible. You're probably gonna run in this gambit at that point, right?
Try to keep from the double gambit ults
Dive ends up way better at that point. Will that happen though? I don't know
but I've been seeing a unusual amount of spider-man's actually playing the
video game and actually doing well you could say a abnormal amounts you know
so we'll see we'll see squirrel I think squirrels kind of but still obviously
like there's not much to really say there she's just kind of like a metal ranked
pub stomper don't you get anything above like diamonds just not really that useful
like the most useful thing is what shooting down group walls I guess I know
they buffed her her nut like it throws it faster but it's really not good it's
really not good Wanda is not f you are sleeping on her there's always one at
at least there's always one Star Lord.
I think this guy can be crazy.
He's already pretty decent.
He's already pretty strong.
Sorry, let me put some respect on his name.
He's already really strong.
I think if Dive is even stronger
and we were playing all in comps.
And again, this depends on if Gambit
is going to be permaban still.
We will see if he's constantly permaban.
There's a good chance people still permaban him.
However though, hot take.
I think outside of his ult,
he's not at that scary anymore.
I think there are better bands.
I think Loki is scarier than Gambit.
Like when we were playing in the tournament,
we were not banding Gambit.
We left it open a lot of times.
We just banned Loki.
Loki was way scarier than Gambit.
And I think a lot of people like to play Dive in this game
and if you want to enable Dive, you just ban Gambit.
Or sorry, ban Loki, you know?
We'll see.
We'll see how it goes.
I'm hoping that people will kind of like
come around to that idea
because give us fun like he's he's the first support that's not like a turn your brain off
he'll and then pop your circle of healing he's just overtuned or he's been overtuned you know
but like his kid is there it's it's there which is more alright storm so storms theoretically should be a lot better
There's a lot of pokes getting nerfed. How are phoenix is still there, but if Phoenix is a permaband
still
I think storm is pretty damn decent
I think storm is pretty damn decent
I think I am surprised I haven't been seeing more storms
To be honest with you, but the problem is though. I think she's still gonna be food for hella
So because of that, I'm actually gonna knock her down back here
I'm actually gonna knock her back down
Um, the Jeff team up is not really worth it.
Uh, it's not worth it.
Jeff Nato when it first came out was absolutely worth it.
That shit was busted, but now then you just have to have a Jeff on your team.
And that's not worth the trade.
It's really not.
Um, I'd rather just have a good storm that actually knows what they're doing and
actually plays with the team, giving everyone the damage boost.
And you just basically play rush, especially on a lot of first point maps.
But outside of that kind of...
Alright, punny.
I might say something crazy.
I feel like we live in a weird world now where Punisher is better than Bucky.
I'm going to do both at the same time.
I feel like we live in a weird world where Punisher is better than Bucky.
Like Bucky has 19 abilities to stop Dive.
Granted, again, I'm thinking Dive potentially makes a comeback with the changes.
this motherfucker just pulls out his shotgun and just calls it a day he just
pulls out the shotgun and calls it a day like yeah Bucky will stop you from
escaping but he'll just shotgun you and you just die you're just dead so it's
like huh stops abilities and everyone has to kill just too tough to taps you
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Bucky and B. Is it console players?
I feel like I see every week, like some propaganda about how Bucky is still broken
and like still so OP. And it feels like Luna Snow propaganda.
When people are saying Luna Snow was still broken, like a season and a half
after she fell off. Is it just the console players?
Because he's kind of falling off in my games.
I don't see him anywhere.
And that's not true.
I do see him, but like he's not that scary.
I'd actually argue he's probably balanced now.
He's actually pretty decent.
Like he's a solid pick, but not carrying the lobbies currently.
I can't tell you the last time I loaded into a game where a bucky carried.
I will see a wolf carry.
I'll see a phoenix carry.
I'll see a solar carry. I'll see a Thor carry. I'll see a group carry. I'll see a hella carry.
I'll see a Spidey carry. I'll see a Moon Knight carry. I've seen an Elsa carry.
I've seen Envis carry, Loki carry. I've not seen a Bucky carry in a very long time.
So, here's what it is. And last but not least, I'm just doing it. Wolf.
He's fucking terrifying. They buffed the living fuck out of him
They buffed the absolute living shit at a Wolverine that he is just evil
actual evil villainry
They buffed dude they buffed his alt charge his it was like 3400 points or 3400 points to get alt
Now it's 2800
2800
Holy shit, is that is that not insane?
Wait what do that as a copypasta ass message right there holy fucking shit
That is a copy. That is a copypasta if I ever goddamn seen one Jesus Christ. Some of you guys are are
Actually just licking the floor
That said though is just he's nuts. He's actually insane. He's actually insane
Next up, onto supports, again, one more time, for potentially the dinguses who bump their
head on the way in and bump their head off the fucking doorframe.
This is a prediction tool list for the patch tomorrow.
Now you might ask again, why are you doing a production tool list?
Because I'm gone for the next week because I'm going on vacation and I didn't do one
for before this.
So you're getting a little bit of a tier list, which is already for the current patch, and
you're getting a little bit of prediction for both of them.
That's why you watch the whole thing instead of skipping to the end.
Unfortunately, terrible prediction still.
There's a reason why the entire chat is copying, pasting your message over and again.
Why do you think that is?
Why do you think that is?
And I didn't even say anything before they started doing it.
Why do you think that is?
You might be a little stupid.
And that's okay.
Nothing's wrong with being a little stupid.
Our society needs people that are a little stupid.
Everyone has a place.
That said though, shut the fuck up.
Anyways, um, bro, what are these YouTube chatters?
Bro what are these YouTube chatters?
You kind of reminded me of someone lowkey.
It's a photo of me and their name is flats looks like a sexy kangaroo mods.
I'm not joking.
You guys need to find these people.
You can they you got to start sending you got to start sending out the FBI.
This this shit can't go anymore.
This needs to end.
This shit needs to go.
Um, oh, that guy get rage baited into saying something stupid.
W rage bait.
Like I said, a little stupid, um, Adam, dude, Adam is weird.
because
If you actually have a good Adam, he's really fucking gross. I
Think he's actually really fucking good with the new changes his flight dude
He's actually fucking scary
But then you get the games with the with the Adams who legitimately can't fucking do anything like they are just there
They're just food for the rest of the squad. They're just old charge, right?
They're just a heel bot in a corner doing absolutely fuck all but if you do play get the good ones
I actually know how to use the flight how to actually soul bond how to actually jump over in the air
His movements insane, and he does a lot. He's kind of spooky. He's actually kind of spooky
Cloak and dagger okay
Cloak and daggers very interesting
Because I think cloak and dagger is not that good. However
Upon further review cloak and dagger actually has by far the longest lasting holds in the game now
It's like 13 seconds from start to finish and the double terra cape
buff
Or change actually has made her a lot more viable
That said though
Cloak and dagger kind of gets eaten by dive. I don't know where like there's this notion that cloak and daggers good against dive
Maybe when the game came out like she's got the self bubble
But a lot of times they fucking waste it and they have Cape and then they get eaten alive
If dive is good next season, I feel like cloak and dagger players are going to get eaten alive.
However though, she was very good this patch or recently because of her ult. Her ult is
arguably better than Invis ult. So a lot of games you actually saw Invis cloak. A lot of games you
saw Invis cloak. So I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt and I'm actually going to
put her on the higher end, even though I personally kind of feel like she's going to be B after
the patch. Personally. Yo, Dayton, big membership on the each side. Appreciate you. Sorry, I
have alerts off at the moment just so I can get through everything, because otherwise I'd
be here all day with all the TTS, but I appreciate you. I appreciate you. But yeah, it's, it's,
I think dive will push her a little lower, but anyways.
Dagger is really good if someone knows how to play her brother brother first off no offense to cloaking dagger players
I think your thought of is unironically like the least skilled of the player base
For starters, and that's not your fault. That's just the stigma number two. You could say that about every single character in the fucking game
You would genuinely say that about every single character in the fucking game
Well, you could look at black what I'm be like well, yeah, if you know how to play black what I knew how you take your shot
She's not after yet. No fucking shit neaten
But I guarantee you ain't that guy and most of your friends aren't that guy, you know what I mean?
And most of them are bumping in the ladder. I ain't that guy, you know what I mean?
So it's like there's a lot of you can say that about legitimately anyone.
That said, though, if you're actually good at the double Katera Cape blowing people up, good at staying alive.
Yes, of course.
But most people in rank don't fucking say a word and they keep their their mics off
and they just WTN and then they die.
Support pool.
Support pool arguably the fastest building on the entire game, and you know what, I think he's fuckin' mid.
I think he's fuckin' mid, and I think he's gonna be even more mid with the next patch.
I think he's gonna be even more mid with the next patch, coming up.
Unless you play him in triple support, if Gambit is allowed to be played, and Loki would be the ban at that point, which again, we'll see.
Uh, I'd rather have Enviz, I'd rather have Cloak.
Fuck, I might even take Aluna, you know, but he's just kind of, yeah.
He's good, he's got it, but I think you need the triple from to really shine and double.
He just doesn't have the same stopping power as some of the other guys, especially if one
dive into being more prevalent again, which is the prediction I'm kind of going with with all of this.
And two, also, if GEM is allowed to play the video game, which we will see, which we will see.
I think even with the NARMS, by the way, the whole tier list basically revolves around this guy, I think he's still going to be insane.
I think he'll still be one of the best, if not second best support in the whole game.
But will they allow him to play the game? That's the difference. I think there are other characters that are worth banning
I would argue I'm gonna skip ahead really quick. I'd argue Loki is better than Gambit. I think Gambit is
Actually not as good as Loki. I think Loki dominates the game harder than Gambit does. I think he
He kills Dive
He has his own his rune is so fucking good
He does even the what do they take away two shots on his fucking ammo. I think that was the last nerf
They they took away two ammo
Like Loki is the capabilities of winning games both before he uses his ult and after he uses his ult
Most supports have a win the game off their ult
Loki is one of the few that wins the game before and after all he can do either one and
And I think if dive ended up being something who wanted to play and force more this is the band. It's not gambit
That's the hope that's the hope
Does this guy even play the game anymore? A lot of you guys are your rivals only people have been real salty that I went to play
Overwatch for a week real fucking salty
Like genuinely like the salt shakers are falling out of your fucking buttholes, you know
It's genuinely kind of weird. Unfortunately for you, I do still play. And unfortunately for you, you have to still sit here and listen.
Because apparently you're being held hostage. The third thing though, is I'm going to continue to keep playing what I want to play.
And so if that's upset you so badly that you start saying, oh my god, how dare you?
I'm sorry, it's gonna get worse for you my friend. It's genuinely only gonna get worse for you
It's things are gonna be real bad
Bro
What the fuck are these
You look you reminded me of a few things how to use multiple emails to make different compliments now go back to my main and send normal super
why are you making it's all the same guy mods I'm just gonna be so easy for you
just you gotta find one fucker and he says koalas and kangaroos he's in
Australia get moving let's go Jesus come on let's move let's move faster
huh god damn it next up in this I think in this is still gonna be like one of
the best supports in the game. It depends on Loki getting banned by like, okay, I'll go with that,
I'll go with that actually, because I think Loki's gambler are the best two,
not even close. Loki's better, my own personal opinion. And especially with this upcoming patch
I think he's gonna be better and then you come down here to Enviz
Cloak probably build the same tiers currently I would say so
Yeah, you know what that's fair. Yeah, I like that. That's fair
Although DPS pools in detail yet we talked about it already missed it
But yeah, probably still gonna pick every game like one of these guys is getting banned
I don't know which one's gonna be I'm hoping it's more low key over Gambit
But if it is Loki over Gambit, then I think Enviz is probably going to get more play.
But if it ends up being Loki, or sorry, Gambit getting banned, I could see Loki cloak getting
a lot of play, or just cloak Enviz.
So, Jeff.
I think Jeff's kind of falling off a cliff.
Am I crazy?
I think the best use of Jeff these days is like saving your team from El Sol.
But you save your team from Elsa ult.
That's like the best thing I've seen Jeffs do.
He's what it is.
He's what it is.
I'm sorry.
Sad Jeff noises.
I'm sorry.
He just kind of like falling behind the rest of the group, you know.
Everyone's getting all these buffs and all these changes and he's just kind of like slowly
falling behind, you know.
No, I think Luna's just solid. I think Luna's almost always solid. However, if dive ends up actually being strong next season, Luna's gonna get fucking packed up
Luna gets kind of eaten by dive
But I think people will still end up picking her regardless
Depending on how this goes, but like in the rest of the list like get like gambit. Loki are definitely better in this cloak is definitely better
But like main healing she's still like not awful like it's not like you're gonna lose the game because I'm gonna pick Luna
But I've definitely gonna say I still have lost games that we're picking people picking Luna like they load in the lobby and they go
Yeah, I'm gonna pick Luna here. I'm like, hey dude. They're running. They're running like three died characters
You're probably gonna get eaten alive. You might not want to play that and they go like well freeze them and like
All right fair enough, all right have fun dude have fun
Mantis, if triple support ends up being meta next season versus dive or with dive or if
dive it doesn't even show up, Mantis is still extremely strong, not much to really say there,
especially in organized play, Mantis isn't insane in ranked less so, but you do need
the triple.
You do need the triple for Mantis, but so does Adam, like actually that's not true,
Adam can work in two.
No, you really didn't need the triple for Adam.
I feel like without the triple and Adam in ranked,
you kind of get cooked.
In organized play, you probably don't,
but in ranked, yeah, you kind of do.
Rockets also joining them in that eighth here.
I think Rockets is the best, I don't know what to do.
I'm filling, I'm gonna pick this character.
You throw your Rocket beacon in the corner
and you hold right click.
You're pretty much good to go.
That said, though, if Dive is super prevalent,
He did get a pretty big nerf to his shift.
So there's a good chance he could actually end up dropping here.
However, though, I think Rocket's better into dive
than Runa is and it's not close.
And I really can't put Luna any lower than this.
I just don't think that's smart or right.
So I gotta leave them up here,
but just let it, you know, it's probably the low end of this.
And then last but not least, Ultron.
Ultron and Adam basically play this internal game
who is better than the other. And again if next season dive ends up being more prevalent and
it's less poke and it's more sustained, Ultron actually works pretty well against it. Especially
you put a drone on one of your supports, whether it's the Luna or Mantis or Adam or Invis or whoever
it is, and then you put one drone onto your tanks, you're going to sustain pretty damn well,
especially even against dive. So I think that there's a large possibility dive comes back
And then Ultron actually ends up performing pretty decently at least at the moment. That's not currently true
But again, all this is just a prediction for tomorrow's patch because again, I will not be here
So
Ultron is literally an F max D. I don't know how he's in B
Well first off again, you don't listen to a single fucking word. I said you probably didn't listen to your teachers either
because this is a prediction for tomorrow and the prediction for tomorrow is poke is hard nerfed
which means either we're gonna see brawl or we're gonna see dive or we're gonna see poke just prevail
and if it's dive dive and triple support work against each other triple support ultron is pretty
good into dive actually especially on defensive sides so again lock in and actually listen to
your teachers because I know for a fact you're still in school that said though guys don't forget
Get your bitch ass back to the beginning.
No skipping to the fucking end.
Get your bitch ass back to the beginning, because this is all a prediction to us.
And so we do talk a little bit about the current meta, aka today, before the patch tomorrow,
but this is a prediction.
So when this goes out, it will actually probably be right after the patch comes out.
It'll probably be a day or two after the patch comes out, because I have an overwatch one
that needs to go out.
So you'll be able to know.
You'll be able to know within a day or two.
will these productions be correct or will they be off?
Either way, it doesn't matter to me
because I won't see it for another week.
And then you know what we can do in a week from now?
We can correct it then.
That said though, appreciate you.
And there is your season 6.5 prediction post-patch,
post-emergency patch tier list.
Cool.
Scrawl is not F, hey, it was two this time.
W. It was two this time, W, not bad.
Okay.
I skipped the magic on your tier list before.
I'm actually telling Retro to stack ads on that section.
Retro, you're here.
When you upload this video, eventually when it goes
to YouTube, I want you to be sure to place an ad before
and after the magic section on the tier list specifically.
Thank you.
But I have that that ad block working over time. All right, that said though, real talk chat
I got like an hour ish left in me and I don't think I want to queue right and rivals those queues were kind of
all over the place
So we got two options we got two options
We could do some quarantine zone maybe for a little bit
We do quarantine zone for a little bit or we could do maybe hot topics.
Car game, I don't think we can do car game.
She's working and also we're packing for our trip so I don't think she's even at our PC.
I'll give you I'll give you a poll twitch. You're getting the poll you two unfortunately
I'm not going to pull cuz I'm just lazy
What to do?
Two minutes.
Two minutes, vote.
Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
As a lot of you guys are actually saying roll for sandwich, it has been a while since we
did a roll for sandwich, huh?
Crap, are you here?
Do we have where we left off?
on hand.
All right, you know what, do we have it?
If we have it, if I have what we left off, we can do it, I'm down.
Good afternoon buddy.
367.
367, 367.
Good afternoon.
It's showing, how do I remove the comments part?
Okay, it's what we're gonna do. I got I'm gonna do role for so much
I that said though
I'm not sure I'm on tiktok for this section because tiktok doesn't like when you do any type of react content or watch anything
It will flag your channel and we'll shut up any so I ain't dealing with that
So on the tiktok side appreciate you for being here, but I actually will be gone for the next week
So I guess I will see you in a week from now
But yeah, thanks for hanging appreciate you. I'll catch you later. All right. See you later
Fuck them guys.
Alright.
Oh, I mean, you know, I have a tool for this.
Ram taught me how to use it, but where is it?
Two Wolfer Sandwiches.
Nope, nope, nope.
Oh hello what I used to do good afternoon no
What the fuck? Why does this not work?
What kind of enemy do you like to hide?
Hello?
I just opened someone's random tick tock. This thing does not work.
Can I do this?
No.
Hold on, I'm trying to figure out how I made this work because I don't want to take the
risk of random TikTok comments.
I guess we can be fine.
I can just roll the dice.
Uh, 367.
Fuck it, I'll just roll the dice.
I'll just put my camera there.
367.
Wait, what?
366.
three six six six six six six six eight what what where'd it go it doesn't exist
367. I guess I already have the other one. Alright, that's fine. I'll figure out a way
to do it. Alright, chat's been a very long time. It's been a very, very, very long time.
I present to you once again a lot of your favorite series roll for sandwich we're starting off on episode
367 which apparently is just not here but I have it as a saved one so that's what we're gonna do
appreciate you appreciate you um you know what in the what dude in the same sort of chat uh
Uh, main and a sub Twitch, I can't unsee it.
My main is truth.
I'll be real with you.
I have alerts off, dude.
I miss a lot of alerts.
Uh, I'm sorry, man.
Uh, I have alerts off all over the place
because otherwise it'd be TTS over,
uh, over what I'm doing or watching.
So I have it off.
So I apologize.
So why don't you follow him
because I'm not logged in genius?
What does it say over here?
Guys.
I locked in episode 367 blood hunters and welcome to roll for sandwich series where I let fate
decide my lunch.
Let's go.
Today I'm going to be using these dice that I have real spring.
Wait, I just realized I forgot to change my category.
Hold on.
I
Sorry walk back in my bed
Those inside that were made for me by a viewer. Thanks. Let's get things started with our roll for bread
One banana planks banana planks are a variant of stage plank cookies
Which are a sort of gingerbread cookie coated in icing in this case? We're starting off strong, huh?
artificially banana flavored icing they are decently solid hopefully solid
enough to stand up to being made into a sandwich why not wait I want smores I
don't know why but I want smores next up let's roll for Maine 12 butters of bread
and reroll why is it that I know butter when I don't have actual bread the last
time we hit butter I had to butter a pickle what are puny and now I'm gonna be
Butter and Nana crackers?
Great, maybe it'll keep them from getting soggy. All right, re-rolling for main
Smoked leg of lamb. I brought this smoked leg of lamb back from Iceland with me
I tried some while I was in Iceland. It is very smoky. Traditionally flat bread with butter
So we're kind of close to that. Wait, that looks so good. Let's roll for cheese
For Chihuahua, Chihuahua cheese also known as queso mananita is a cheese from the state of Chihuahua, Mexico
We're going to build ourselves a nice layer here on top of our lamb.
This is the second time we've prepared Chihuahua cheese with sheep.
Only on roll for sandwich.
Other than the cracker.
Next up, let's roll for some ruffage.
Six lettuce and eleven none.
Well, that's got to be the old-
Actually cooking!
...rotter's roll in RFS history.
Probably for the best though.
No, that's probably good!
...sandwich on cookies.
All right, let's get wild with our wild magic roll.
Six, Pocky.
Pocky is a Japanese snack, consistent of-
Oh!
These are good. I don't know about a sandwich.
Oh, strawberry white chocolate.
As you know, what this sandwich needed was more cookies.
But I thought it's not going to like fruit flavor.
There's a lot of bad things you could have got.
I feel like that's not one of them.
That is a weird one.
Alright, last but not least, it's the D20 sauce roll.
Here we go.
Nineteen. Cupid mayo.
Back at it again with our Japanese mayo.
Perhaps summoned to this sandwich by our Pocky.
You know, for once I might not be the first person to do this.
to do this somebody's got to have eaten pocky dipped in
I feel like this might not be bad let's go ahead and get our sandwich
I think I would try this do our best to get our
toothpicks in here without completely shattering our sandwich
I try it I think we're just gonna cheat and go through the holes
in the planks very sure that'll work then let's see if we can cut this in half
maybe I should have used a serrated knife I probably just wouldn't have cut it
There we go. That'll work.
And let's take a look at that cross-section.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
I try it.
Sometimes they're good.
I try it.
I do it.
Sometimes they're just weird.
Today is definitely the latter.
Let's taste it.
That is incredibly confusing.
At first, it kind of tastes like a blanchable
with the meat and the cheese in between crunchy crackers.
But then all of a sudden there's like a ghost of a s'more in there
like that's what lamb tastes so much like a campfire.
When you mix it with the sweet banana and strawberry stuff, it's like,
yeah, it's weird.
Like, it's completely different.
It doesn't sound bad, though.
For all its weirdness, I think this is like a six to definitely had worse on this show.
And for having cookies as bread, it could have held together a lot.
Maybe a six six only at about a three point seven.
And I'm going to call it.
How do you say it's good, but not that bad? What?
Lost the plane. Thanks for hanging out with me today.
I hope you have a great day and I will see you again.
That was such a tame sandwich for a six or for a three.
I think I've seen like a lobster sandwich get higher than that.
All right, look at next piece pirates and welcome to Roll for Sandwich,
the series where I let fate decide my lunch.
Let's go. Today, I'm going to be using these green, teal
and orange Gemini dice from you lost your touch.
No, I my touch has never been lost.
Let's get started with our roll for bread for potato
Potato bread is a soft bread that uses potato flour
We're gonna go ahead and use our toast bread can trim to get a couple slices toast it up here
Okay, those look pretty good to me not a bad start. Okay next up. Let's roll for main
Ten corned beef corned beef is salt cured beef brisket, and it's absolutely delicious
Oh, I haven't had corned beef in a long time. I kind of want some
Okay, it's name has nothing to do with the vegetable corn though, but comes from the large pieces of salt used in the process called salt corns
Next up. Let's roll for cheese
One vegan Gouda. I've tried a few different vegan cheeses over the time of making this show and in my opinion
This is one of the better ones
I found usually the issue with
Replicating cheese is getting the texture right and whether you can get it to melt like real cheese
The texture of this is pretty good, and other than the smoke flavor being a little exaggerated, it tastes good, too
All right, let's roll for some ruffin
Three celery and seven sport peppers. Well, I guess we're not out of these celery cursed woods yet
At least it's not double celery as much as I want to continue to troll
I'm gonna be cutting them in longer strips today so that they stay on the sandwich better
They'll give us a little crunch on our sandwich and balance the spicy
The books is sport pepper.
Sport peppers are pickled medium green chilies
that are one of the plastic condiments used on Chicago style hot dogs.
Coincidentally, so is celery salt.
Yeah, our Chicago style hot dogs actually good.
I feel like they're just all hype.
I feel like a hot dog is a hot dog, no matter how you put on it.
You know what I mean?
They're gas.
So there's at least kind of a tangential relationship between the celery and these peppers.
They're nice and vinegary and have a little heat to them, and should be great with the corned beef.
Let's get wild with our wild magic roll.
Damn, we got bopped by the bot for saying trust.
I think that's a sign from God.
You guys said no trust and the bot insta one tapped him.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you, I think the bot's telling me something.
13.
Celery salt.
Okay, I was joking about the whole celery curse thing, but...
Celery salt on celery again?
Shaq, where you at man?
Do your powers only extend to fish?
Well, I already told you how celery salt and
sport peppers go together, so that's good I guess.
And last but not least, it's the D20 Sauce Roll.
Here we go.
There's like 10 different ways to cook a hot dog.
What is there?
Boil, grill, microwave,
air fryer I guess, but I wouldn't do that.
right how else fried stop campfire you you're oil frying your hot dog
I feel like pan fried just is just grilled without having a grill you if
you're frying your hot dogs in oil I'm a little concerned 14 sour baby hot sauce
we've got to be good though to be honest our baby from fat baby hot sauce from
right here and grab. I understand the top comment now.
And rampant Michigan is a fresh habanero and sweet lemon hot
sauce. So combined with the sport peppers, it's going to be a
spicy one today. You know, they often give you celery as a
side dish for Buffalo wings. So maybe today is actually a
celery blessing. Cool things off a little bit. Let's go ahead
and get it closed up here.
Let's get a few picks in to hold it together. The celery stick
I could just fucking roll out his cinema.
And let's take a look at that cross-section.
I've seen worse.
Jesus, horrendous.
Yeah, I have hit the point in life that I have tried every alternative under the sun, I feel like.
I've tried alternatives to milk, I've tried alternatives to cheese.
I've tried alternatives to meat, bread, everything.
They're always horrendous.
Like, just eat the original or don't eat it at all.
Pick one.
Hopefully everything's coming together
to something pretty decent.
The only thing I think I found that's like somewhat similar
is like, if you like beer, like alcoholic beer
versus non-alcoholic beer is pretty much the same.
What do you taste?
Yeah, that's not too bad.
I know I said the smokiness of that vegan cheese
was a little exaggerated,
but combined with the corned beef, it's pretty nice.
Go, no, go is a different type.
I mean, I'll turn it.
But the sound it does seem to help a little bit.
It could definitely use more sauce.
A mayo or similarly creamy second sauce
would help balance the spice
and also help with the dryness of the sandwich.
But all in all,
it actually ended up a little bit better than I expected.
I'm gonna give this one a 6.9
and I'm gonna call it Baby No Mayo.
Thanks for being with me.
I think it's 6.9.
It will be a great day at ours.
Damn, I forgot to give a rating.
I have my back.
Good afternoon.
I just saw your Insta congrats on buying a Ferrari.
You, I think you got the wrong flats.
What?
I'm Nega Samurai and welcome to Rolfer Sandwich,
the series where I let fate decide my lunch. Let's go. Today I'm going to be using these
Borealis kelp green dice from Chessix Dice. Let's get started with our roll for bread.
Two, English muffin. I'm going to be honest, I'm not really a big fan of English muffins.
I'm much more of a baby die when it comes to breakfast specific.
Okay, bagels are definitely better. I'll give you that because it'll get more surface area.
But a good buttered English muffin hits like a truck.
Breads, but that's all right. We'll make things work here. On the plus side, if it's a bad
sandwich it'll be a pretty small bad sandwich. We're gonna go ahead and use
our toast bread canter to get our English muffin toasted up here and there
we go ready to build the rest of our sandwich. Let's roll for Maine.
Nyeing ham. Well we seem to be on track to make a breakfast sandwich this episode.
Ham is about the safest thing we could have rolled here not that I'm
complaining in the slightest. Next up let's roll for cheese. One vegan gouda.
Back again with that vegan gouda it's honestly pretty good if it does have a
a little bit of an exaggerated smoke flavor.
Honestly, the spread's so small,
I think I'm just gonna go with one slice today.
All right, let's roll for our roughage.
Double ones, double dried goji berries.
Goji berries are a fruit native to East Asia,
though they've become increasingly more available in the West.
Due to unsubstantiated health and wellness marketing.
In this dried form, they taste and feel a bit like...
You guys have these?
They would definitely be more at home
as a topping for a bowl of oatmeal or yogurt
than they would on a sandwich.
But that's never stopped me before.
So we'll see how it goes.
All right, let's get wild with our Wild Magical.
Two, curse.
Well, unfortunately that means it's time to draw
from our curse deck.
This will impart to us a lasting effect
that may affect this episode, next episode,
or many following episodes.
Oh.
Oh, make sure to mix our cards up a little bit.
Oh, no.
And just pick one, I guess.
And we've drawn counterspell.
While this curse is active, whenever you cast a spell, roll a d6.
On a 4-6, the spell is successfully cast.
On a 1-3, the spell fails, but the spell slot is still expended.
And only then is the curse lifted.
So basically, this is gonna stick around until it messes up one of our spells.
Great.
Oh.
And last but not least, it's the details of the spell.
Wait, is that what's on the can-try?
I feel like you just do that on bread and then you win.
You're good to go.
spread that is basically a jam or preserves, but it goes even further as
preserves have chunks of fruit in it. This has basically some whole preserves
ass jelly way to go blueberries in it. There are much worse times to roll this
than this episode in particular. It should go well. I don't like I don't like
chunky jelly, which is basically what this is. And honestly, ham and cheese are pretty
forgiving. Let's get it closed up here. What I mean by I don't like it. I don't
I'll eat it, but I'm not I'm not I was not what I would want
Also, this is just messy
And let's take a look at that cross-section. It's a very very messy
Well, the dice seem to have at least kind of a plan today
So they did stick me with that curse card. Hopefully this sandwich is gonna curse on my taste buds
It's a lot to do but to taste it here we go
Well the sweetness from the blueberries definitely a dominant flavor, but it goes really nicely with English muffin
I feel you're gonna like it.
They're both nice.
It could be a little bit more savory.
If they're gonna give you, like, a seven-three.
That smoke flavor from the cheese comes through
and kind of makes this taste like barbecue,
especially when it mixes with the jam.
Honestly, not tasting the goji berries too much,
but they make their presence known texture-wise,
and it's not something that makes the sandwich better.
They're quite a bit chewier.
They're raisins.
Maybe not.
There's just way too many on the sandwich in general.
Maybe a six-five?
Still, that's gonna be a lot worse.
The flavors generally work.
I think I'm gonna go ahead and give this one a 6.6,
and I'm gonna call it...
Close!
Thanks for hanging out with me today. I hope you have a great day, and I'll see you again next time.
Close. Okay, next.
Hey, just a clarification. This should really say whenever you cast a leveled spell, because the intention is...
Thank you for answering my question! That was my question!
...technicians and welcome to Rolfer Sandwich, the series where I let fate decide my lunch. Let's go!
Today I'm going to be using this marbled green set from Chesix Dice.
Let's kick it off with our Rolfer Bread.
six sourdough. It's actually been a bit sourdough. I buy this Costco sourdough white bread. It's
like called it's literally called white bread sourdough or something like that. It comes
in a two pack. We never can finish the whole two pack, but it's so good that we always
buy it.
On the back, let's cast our toast bread can trip to get our sourdough nice and toasted
up. Luckily, our curse doesn't affect that. All right, there we go. Just about perfect
ready for our sandwich fillings. Let's roll for our main. Two meatballs on top of our sandwich
which may or may not have cheese. I rolled some meatballs and hopefully not celery.
All right let's roll for cheese. Two Havarti and with that our... That's about as good as you could
Roll at least for now. I've already should be nice here a nice tangy and mild cheese will go nice with the rich meatballs
Let's roll for our roughage. Does he must go like?
Three sell the four. There's no way that's actually over white onion that I already had there's actually no way to go again
Well, he's trolling too bad accompanying meatballs. It's about the same as having it on a burger and here's celery
It's back again
Definitely getting my fiber in we'll get our layer of celery on here and see
just how many of them actually stay on the sandwich until the end.
Alright, let's get wild with the wild magical.
9. Fortune Cookies.
The modern fortune cookie was invented by a Japanese...
Yeah, I got a question for you.
Type 1, when you get a fortune cookie, you open the fortune cookie and you eat it.
Type 2, if you don't eat it.
Immigrant in San Francisco, California,
and are now largely associated with Chinese takeout.
They have a little piece of paper inside with a fortune written on it.
But for some reason lately, it's been a...
You're all weird, I don't eat the cookie.
You guys like the cookie?
You actually enjoy eating the cookie?
About 50-50, whether they're actually included.
Wait, you're gonna open it, take the fortune out.
We're gonna play a game.
Wait, he's just putting them on.
Let's see how fortunate I am.
What is this?
Why are they just putting?
Okay, and last but not least,
why are you gonna open them?
Game, let's see how fortunate I am.
He's gonna eat the paper?
Okay, I'm gonna take the paper.
Chinese takeout.
have a little piece of paper inside with a fortune written on it but for some
reason lately it's been about 50-50 whether they're actually included for
me or not because we're gonna play a game let's see how fortune I can see that
one's included I can see I am and last but not least it's the d20 sauce roll
here we go 18 beer mustard I've had quite a few different versions of beer
mustard before and this one is honestly not I can't believe he's gonna eat it
Definitely this is why this is this is why I forward just take the paper out. I'm happy
It's also pretty sweet for some reason absolutely no hate to the person who sent me this mustard
But I think it's just not for me still it's possible
I just haven't had it the right context and maybe
Guys and it's getting mustard on the paper
Mustard paper
And let's take a look at that cross-section.
It's a bit of a mess.
Celery's really been dominating the meta lately, huh?
I could see it!
I could see it in there!
It gets nerfed soon.
Let's go ahead and nerf one.
True nerf celery.
Yeah.
Not sure about this one.
The additional sweetness from the fortune cookies actually helps a little bit of the
eeriness of the mustard.
There's confirmation that there was no fortune in this one.
What?
On the plus side, the meatball is the undead.
Did you just take a bite of it?
I just got it nicely.
But that mustard is just very pervasive.
And I wish it was more mustardy.
And I'm getting really sick of celery as a roughage or, you know, crunchy water.
What were the ones we saw?
I could see.
The water I eat this one, the worst it gets.
Not great. Nope. Yep. There's a fortune. Let's see what it says. Someone is watching out for you
Well, that is the most diabolical shit I've ever seen holy fucking shit
That is actually insane. I gotta give this is getting this is on I rock. I go like a
Like a two one for my favorite sandwich, but we've avoided anything too bad this week
I'm gonna go ahead and give this one a three point one and I'm gonna call it a sandwich of
I got the one!
Alright, next!
I don't even actually see any dude sandwiches today, I feel like they've all been...
Also, I just realized I had a word slot, oh my god, I didn't know I still had them off.
Yo, thanks for the 56 minutes, wow.
This isn't hankai star real wait what? How did you your boss no toasting today?
We're gonna change it up keep them soft and hopefully that doesn't come back to bite us
Next up. Let's roll for main
nine ham
Continuing to build our very basic unassuming sandwich while absolutely nothing nefarious goes on
Let's roll for some cheese
Five both song this creamy French is also quite a good name comes in many flavors including it
I don't remember liking this very much because my mom liked it and I remember having it. She put it on like crackers and stuff
And I was not used with garlic and herb as this one is it's still cold straight from the fridge
so I'm going to squish it up in between my fingers a little bit warm it up and
That'll make it a little more spreadable here and that way we won't absolutely shred our
Untoasted bread the creamy and oniony cheese will be a great pairing with ham
Kind of reminds me of those little hors d'oeuvres that are ham wrapped around some cream cheese. All right. Let's roll for a ruffage
Two banana and ten kelp pickles.
Okay.
These days any day without celery is a good day.
And if I was gonna have to put banana on a sandwich, I think...
I'm not going back, but I think it was a celery, proper, proper,
and it goes okay with fruit and get that sweet, salty, savory thing going on.
I'm a little bit worried about the banana in the onion and the cheese
and how that's gonna play with the banana.
No way to know until we know what else is gonna be on the sandwich.
Keep with the whole ass banana?
The whole ass pickles definitely makes the banana outlier in the equation here.
Bro, put the whole ass banana?
The fuck is that?
Oh, whoa.
16 raspberry wasabi mustard. Oh Jesus. This is going to be horrendous.
Sour, sweet, mustard hot. It's great, but it's pretty intense.
Honestly, there are worse sauces that we could mix with a malic acid sandwich.
We've got a lot of tart flavors. Honestly, I think the banana might actually help us
have a little sweetness in there to mellow things out a little bit.
I guess we'll see. Let's get this thing closed up.
closed up. This is going to be bad.
Kelp, pickled kelp with sour and to hold it together.
Frosting half with herb cheese.
Which looks amazing.
I'm sure you say that you evolve people look bad.
Well, I picked the right shirt to wear today, because this one seems like it has
the potential to be quite shocking.
Let's taste it.
Here's a nice Pikachu shirt, though.
Oh, yeah, that is that.
Intense. Yeah.
My mouth is watering incredibly.
But you know, honestly, it's kind of good.
What?
Like, it's definitely overkill, but I can't say that I hate it.
What?
I definitely don't taste the banana at all.
And the creamy texture of the banana.
What in the hell am I looking at?
It's a weird sour ham sandwich.
Oh, that is such a strange sensation.
Not something you expect from a sandwich at all.
So we could have done worse on our combination of flavors.
Four-six.
I really end up eating the weirdest stuff
and liking the weirdest stuff.
I don't know. I like sour stuff. And though I wouldn't say this worked, it could have worked a lot less.
Leave it to Monday to bring the weird...
Four six.
I'll take it over bad vibes though.
I think I'm gonna go ahead and give this one a four point seven.
And I'm gonna call...
All right, mouse acid sandwich.
Thanks for hanging out with me today. I hope you have a great...
Off by one again.
Off by one again.
Next.
Hey, Dana.
Good afternoon, hokey heroes, and welcome to Roll for Sandwich, the series where I let fate decide my lunch.
Prey, stop saying pre-watched.
Let's go.
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Alright, let's kick it off with our Roll for Bread.
Three white bread. White bread again, huh? Well, we left it on toast the last time, so we're gonna toast it today using our toast bread cantrip.
Never a bad idea to impart a little more stability to your sandwich. Those look good and we're ready to move on to the next step.
Next up, let's roll for our main.
Ten ham. Ham on white bread for the second sandwich, you know.
Am I crazy for this? I love ham like Christmas ham, like the big one. I don't like ham like deli ham.
Just don't really care for it.
Bro, there are definitely worse streaks to be on,
so I will count this as a blessing.
Next up, let's roll for cheese.
Just don't care for it.
Five, cheddar.
Well, we didn't have cheddar last time,
so we're not making the same exact sandwich again.
That's good.
And ham and cheddar is great.
Alright, let's roll for our roughage.
Five cucumber and ten pickled jalapenos.
I've found that the best way to deal with temporal cucumbers
is to just be patient.
Gotcha cucumber will give us a nice freshness and crunch to this sandwich. What and isn't all around nice roll here
Malapenos are definitely a great roll here
The acid and a little bit of spice will be perfect to cut through the richness of the meat and cheese
These jalapenos are a surefire way to elevate the sandwich. All right. It's wild magic. We're gonna roll url for this one
I think it's huge
Nat 20
All right. Good job. Earl. I get to pick did I think it's been completely normal and appropriate amount of excitement
I am going to choose bacon.
Hooray.
Huzzah.
Jolly good.
I'm going to put you on game real quick.
I have always thought bacon is good, but like a little overrated, until I had the light
of my eyes opened.
Maple bacon.
Like true maple bacon.
Maple bacon is just something of the gods.
Excelsior.
Acquirements.
And last but not least, it's the D20 sauce roll.
Here we go.
I'm not talking.
You go to like the grocery store and they have that.
You know, like they have that little like shitty, like, Oscar Mayer bacon that's like,
oh, this is maple flavored. No, I mean real, true, maple bacon.
13. Subway sweet onion.
This Subway sweet onion teriyaki sauce is pretty good.
This is not the original bottle it came in. That broke.
And this bottle is not the best bottle for it.
It doesn't fit through the cap, so...
We're just gonna do this, then it's gonna be fine.
You know, now that I think about it, this sandwich is probably someone's exact subway order.
I'm pretty sure you can get all of these things at Subway.
It might be, actually.
Could be a great sandwich.
I'm gonna try casting a spell.
With the effect of our curse,
we've got a 50-50 chance of our spell working.
But at least if it fails, the curse will be gone.
The spell I'm gonna try to cast is level one second sauce spell,
where I can get maybe some mayo or something
in addition to the sweet onion.
Here's our roll.
One, okay, our spell failed, but that's okay.
At least our curse is gone now.
Let's go ahead and get our sandwich closed up here.
Get our more sauce dude. I always want more sauce. Yeah, I am a sauce man.
If I go somewhere, I'll tell you right now, you ever go to a restaurant
and you get fries and they're like a little fancy and so they bring you the
ketchup in a cup. I'm pissed.
I'm upset. I want the bottle. You know, whole fucking bottle.
I want so I want all the sauce. I love going to a restaurant where
you can order sauces like they have sauces on the menu like for example
Buffalo Wild Wings I'm a big I love Buffalo Wild Wings I want some sauces
I know where I go where all of them and let's take a look at that cross I'm a
sauce great oh lost a little bit there definitely a great set of rolls today
though I did have an inside man ketchup on fries are you 12 okay I've literally
gone to like extremely fancy steak restaurants and they bring you fries with a little side
of ketchup.
Like that's the standard.
What are you smoking?
Imagine putting, imagine putting a condiment behind an age wall.
Are you crazy?
Brother, yes, there's tons of different things you can put on it, but like that's literally
the, that is the standard combo or inside mimic, I guess, but I will take it.
give this one a taste. I mean, yeah, this is pretty great. Ham and
cheddar is classic. Has a nice crunch from the cucumbers and
the pickled jalapenos and that acid and spice helps a whole
lot. The sauce in my opinion is just okay. With this one, we
were so close to perfection. Yeah, let's go say it's probably
like a nine three. But all in all a good day. I'm gonna go ahead
and give this one a nine point six. And I'm gonna call it the
familiar. Thanks for the day. I hope you have a great day and
and I will see you again next time.
Hell yeah.
He's saying this because we went to a restaurant last night
where they only gave him a little cup.
They did give me a little cup.
I didn't eat all the fries
because they only gave me a little cup.
I only ate a little cup.
I was so upset, but I didn't wanna ask the guy for more
because my mom was fucking asking him for a billion things.
And I was like, all right,
this guy's already working his fucking ass off.
I'm not asking him for more ketchup.
It's fine.
It's whatever.
I wanted more ketchup with my fries.
I wanted more.
Next.
Oops.
Next.
Oh, I thought it was gonna be angry at him
for not liking English muffins.
Using a fork, where your hand gently split the English muffin in half.
You on the package.
What?
I've never seen that.
You can see they're kind of already a little bit perforated and using a fork to separate
the two halves preserves your crannies.
And crannies are kind of what English muffins are all about.
But that's okay.
I'm not b—
Have the English muffin crannies preserved ready for sandwich fillings next up. Let's roll for Maine
To
Celery it was bound to happen sooner or later. I guess it's happening sooner rather than later
There's no way so let's get our celery on our English muffin
And garnish with a little
More celery how did the celery make it to a main next up?
Let's roll for Maine.
He puts celery on as a main and it's just celery city.
It's happening sooner rather than later.
So let's get our celery on our English muffin and garnish the roll.
I love this episode of roll for celery.
Honestly, not wrong.
Next up, let's roll for cheese.
Two, cream cheese.
All right.
cheese is a decent roll for this particular sandwich. Not only will it go nicely on our
English muffin filling those crannies with cheese, but we're kind of making a variant
of ants on a log. It's a weird sandwich so far, but not necessarily a bad one.
Chad, what the fuck is ants on a log?
Yet. Let's roll for some roughage.
Double tens, double jalapenos. All right, well a double portion of picking jalapenos on such
A small sandwich is not going to be that.
He was all the acid news.
He was already going to be a good counterpoint to the rich cream cheese.
It's oddly simple.
So it's celery, peanut butter and raisins.
Who the fuck put that together?
Raisins, peanut butter and celery.
So far time to get wild with the wild magical.
Seven fruit leather.
All right, OK, we're getting weirder.
But I'm thinking this might fill the same role.
It's pretty good.
Preschool teachers, my preschool teachers fucking...
They didn't give us anything. We got pizza every once in like two weeks and then...
I don't know.
It's a childhood snack. It's also how I found out I was allergic to peanut butter when I was 3 omega-lives.
Like jelly or jam?
Just locked.
Wait, what was this thing?
Alright, okay.
Simple so far. Time to get wild with the wild magic roll.
7. Fruit Leather.
Fruit Leather?
I'm thinking this might fill the same role as like jelly or jam.
Just solidified.
Now these do happen to be mango flavor.
You put two?
Okay.
That's kind of all I have, so.
We'll see how it goes.
And last but not least, it's the D20 sauce roll. Here we go.
12. Tiger Sauce.
Tiger Sauce is a sweet and spicy cayenne based hot sauce.
sauce. I mean, that's pretty good.
I mean, that's probably the worst things we could have rolled.
We're all ready.
I think I didn't get that.
Spice is on with the jalapenos.
Oh, it's a little liquidy.
And we should get some sweetness from the fruit leather.
So we're kind of staying in the same vein of flavors.
Let's go ahead and get our sandwich closed up here.
Get our toothpicks in to hold it together.
And let's get it cut in half.
And let's take a look at that cross section
that is a celery sandwich.
Dude, that is literally a celery sandwich
with a side of English muffin.
But I do still have a sliver of hope for this one.
It's a bit unwieldy, but let's give it a taste.
I think it's gonna be like a six.
All right. Well, it's definitely crunchy.
You know, this is surprisingly all right.
I thought I might have more of a problem with the fruit leather,
but I kind of like that chewy texture contrasting the crunchy celery.
Sweet, tangy, spicy and rich from the cream cheese.
I didn't think it was gonna be pretty decent, but I'll take it. I'm gonna go ahead and get this one at 6.8
And I'm gonna call it the pepper tiger. Thanks for hanging out with me today
I hope you have a great day, and I'll see you now. Yeah, I was thinking I was somewhere in the sixes
But you know, that's pretty good. All right, next to me and po boy pugilists and welcome to roll for six
The series where I let fate decide my lunch. Let's go today
I'm gonna be using these purple tinnish dice with little frogs inside that was sent in by a few
Thanks, bro. Yes, let's grip it and rib it and roll for bread
Drip it and rip it.
White bread.
White bread has been absolutely prolific on the show lately, giving sourdough a run for
its money.
We're going to go ahead and toast up our white bread today using our toast bread cantrip.
Get some color on there and make it nice and crispy.
And there we go.
Two slices of toasted white bread ready to go.
I don't know why the bread always looks like on his stuff that like it's gone through Vietnam.
I'm not trying to say my bread always looks like the most pristine, you know, well, well,
raised not crushed at all bread but like a good lord I don't know why every
time I see it on this it looks like it's it's gone through hell nine Salani
so I'm characteristic tain flavor comes from the fact I just realized I have
pepperoni in the fridge I'm gonna eat some pepperoni rollups when I get
downstairs later and dry cured been one of my favorite sandwich meats for a long
time let's roll for some cheese six young mimolette I only have a little bit of
I have a lot left, but it should be enough for a sandwich. This looks like the most stereotypical cartoon cheese
In my life aged cheese sort of similar to a Gouda
It was good and has both a nutty and sharp taste. I think it'll pair pretty well with the salami
Well, that's fire
Double fours double onion
Who double onion? Okay. The onion I have is this very large red onion to get that cut up
So we can use a little bit of it, you know normally cut it
I have a confession to make the restaurant we went to last night
Give us like a little card in the bill
I'm just like basically like a takeout car like you scan the QR code to like get the menu and do like takeout stuff and
My mom was like, oh, what is this? They put a garlic card in here. What the fuck is this?
and so I took it and
I was like I showed it to Sharon's like, oh, yeah, I guess there is a garlic card in here
and she looks me dead in the eyes and goes babe that's an onion and I like
looked at it and I'm like fuck it is like I just I just went with it being a
garlic because my mom said it was garlic and I felt so stupid
I think onions doesn't really bother me but this is getting to me a little bit
let's go ahead and get our onion slices on here shouldn't have rolled with it a
single roll so let's double it there we go all right let's get wild with our
wild magical 12 old bay seasoning well the celery curse is found a way to persist
because the first ingredient in old bay seasoning is celery salt apparently
thought we had dodged it is it really past the roughage roll with just onion
but apparently not alright last but not least it's the d20 sauce roll here we go
15 sour cream you know I pretty much always have sour cream in my fridge for
or tacos, burrito.
You know what you should also have in your fridge?
Crema, which is like, I guess like Mexican sour cream,
but it's like much more liquidy.
Fire.
It was baked potatoes, all that kind of stuff,
but I don't often think to put it on a sandwich.
I think the creaminess and slight tang should be okay here,
like putting out a thicker, more subdued ranch.
At this point, my only worry with this one
is the amount of onions.
Let's go ahead and get a loaf up here.
Sour cream I love sour cream get our toothpicks in to hold it together, and let's get it cut in half
And let's take a look at that cross-section
Alright doesn't look terrible. Well not a recipe I would have ever thought of but not necessarily crazy today
Hopefully it all comes together well
Let's give it a taste
I
Well that is definitely a lot of raw onion and it definitely makes itself known
But I think it was a lot without the sour cream. I think that tempers the onion pretty well
It's not a terrible combination. It might be another like five nine some like 72 year old man's go
For me, it's just a little for nice an area
I think even some pickles on here would elevate it quite a bit or perhaps swap out the Ryan's for pickled onions
Still knowing how bad this show can go, I will take care of it.
4.9?
I'm gonna give this one a 6.2, and I'm gonna call it the Breath Weapon.
Thanks for hanging out with me today, I hope you have a great-
What the fuck? That was so high.
I thought it was way lower than that, after what he said.
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One freezer ends.
Got something a little bit different today for freezer ends.
I have one butt piece left of this cinnamon bread,
and one butt piece left of this cinnamon raisin bread.
Okay, that's kind of diabolical to put one piece of bread away,
Like a butt piece. That's a little, a little diabolical.
So we're gonna use one of each to make our sandwich and clear up some room in my freezer.
Definitely gonna cast the Outrage Blast of Rolphers.
You like the butt pieces? Chat type one if you like the butt pieces.
Type two if you would rather just not have the butt pieces.
Sandwich and toast these bad boys. And there we go. Nice and warm and ready to be made into a sandwich.
Next up let's roll for main.
There's a lot of butt lovers in this chat.
Nine. Salami.
Well, we went for the second-time ham sandwiches to back-to-back salami sandwiches.
I'm not complaining.
It's just interesting.
Next up, let's roll for cheese.
One, vegan Gouda.
Oh, God, this shit's awful.
Gouda is actually more accurately pronounced Houda, and vegan is more accurately pronounced
Vegan.
Well, like, how the fuck is that cheese?
How?
How does this keep happening?
Three, seven, eight, and eleven, nine.
This has got to be a bit at this point.
That's quite.
I'm almost in the kitchen while I fish it.
The shack shrine is a little pricey though.
I brought this Icelandic black lava salt
Wait, that looks pretty good wait chat. I have a question. I got a dumb question
Where the fuck do you buy salt like this by the way without the grinder on the top?
Because when we moved in the house, you got one of those fancy nice salt grinders and it ran out and so we
Bought another thing of salt and we can't take the top off the tops don't come off on these things
how the fuck do we get the salt out to put it into the grinder it's just like we
how do you break the top off you can't break it you have to smash it back from
Iceland with me it's basically sea salt and activated the salt and the top
doesn't come off I'd have to literally break it off with violence like an
actual hammer but then what if it goes places you know I mean can you buy a
a bag of table salt? Like that? Like the grinded up one?
Well, I just don't get an answer. They always come off unless it's a cheap dollar store one.
They always come off. We tried so hard we could not get it to come off. It did not twist off.
It has a bit of a smoky taste to it. Now I just need some sacked claws.
And last but not least, the D20 sauce roll. Here we go.
18 pizza squeeze. Pizza squeeze is pizza sauce in a squeezy bottle.
One of the fastest ways known to man to make sure every single Italian out there is man at you
And I know what you're thinking it tastes. That looks fire completely different from ketchup. Let's go ahead and get our sandwich closed up here
Get our toothpicks in to hold it together and let's get it cut in half. That kind of looks good
I go live. Let's take a look at that cross-section. I don't mean that I don't mean the sandwich
I meant the Pete squeeze
Well, not the most terrifying sandwich in the world, but again, it has celery on it
might be solid my lot in life lately well let's give this one a taste
yeah this is a pretty interesting sandwich the pizza sauce is definitely a focus and it works out
that we've got salami since that's i think it's basically like pepperoni cousin seven one would
make it even more pizzay but seven one as it stands it kind of tastes like bad school lunchroom
pizza the cinnamon and cinnamon raisin bread are kind of sweet and pulled that pizza sauce
I'm gonna be high sweeter the last one threw me off celery literally adds nothing of value
I mean, it's crunchy, but you know still it's gonna. What worse in a lot of ways. This is maybe six
This one a five point four. I'm gonna call it the person on plague pizza. Thanks. That's one look way worse than that
Not way worse. It looks similar to that
How the fuck good afternoon you are gladiators and welcome to roll for sandwich the series where I let fate decide my lunch
Let's go today. I'm gonna be using these purple nebula dice from Chessix dice
Let's get started with our roll for bread
Three Texas toast Texas toast is a style of fool. Oh, I was thinking the garlic bread
Cut white bread often toasted made into garlic bread and frequently eaten with yeah, yeah, I was the next step
Let's
Chow, we get to have southern barbecue this week.
Oh my god, it didn't click till right now.
Oh my...
Chow, I'm gonna put on like 10 pounds before I get back.
It's gonna be bad.
Oh my god, we're gonna go crazy.
It's sort of similar to the Kobasa we've used on the show before, though spicier and more heavily smoked.
It does come pretty quick.
Wait, what is this?
It's five on Dooly.
On Dooly?
Where the fuck do you find that?
Hold on.
That looks fire.
Hold on.
That looks fire.
Hold on.
That looks fire.
Hold on.
That looks fire.
Hold on.
That looks fire.
Hold on.
I can get some.
exact one but yeah that's on the list that's on the list
on do we the spicy Cajun smoked pork sausage it's sort of similar to the
kibasa we've used on the show before though spicier and more heavily smoked it
does come pre-coast but it is recommended to be eaten warm and so i'm in a pan
fry it like we did our kibasa once our sausage has a nice char it's ready to be
put on our sandwich i think cut in long strips like this it should stay on
pretty well not a bad start
Might have to go to the store tonight. All right, let's roll for some cheese
Why oh, I oh no, no we have stuff
fuck
We leave it fuck okay, well I don't know Reaper Jack these slices of Monterey Jack cheese are infused with jalapeno
Habanero and Carolina Reaper Peppers Carolina Reaper Peppers are one of the hottest peppers available
So things definitely just went south
All right time to roll roughage
10 jalapeños and 11 none hey that's a nice at least they're pickled jalapeños
it's not that much spice and we're adding some acid which will be good and
you know at least it's not celery again so maybe in this situation celery would
have been helpful all right let's get wild with the wild magical you flats you
should try linguisa I promise that will change your life yo let me see which I
Yeah, what is that?
Curse.
Uh-oh.
Well, that means it's time to draw from our curse deck,
which will give us an effect that is not good
and may last for more than one episode.
All right, well, I just pick at random.
Got this one.
See what that is.
Creeping Dread curse spreads to one D4 other spots
on the roll lists.
Roll a D6 each time to determine which sheet.
So what that means is we're gonna roll this D4.
All right, we're getting two more curse spots on our roll lists what and to see which lists we're adding a curse to
We're gonna roll our D6's. That's a one and a five
So that's the bread list and the wild magic list. All right, so now every time we roll for bread
We're gonna have a one and six chance of getting another curse at least until the end of the season
And now we will have a lot on the wild magic list that can also give us a curse
And last but not least it's the D20 sauce roll. Here we go
14 sour baby wait that sounds OP wait he just got fucked hot sauce it's enough spices
literally everything we rolled other than the bread it's a spicy sandwich what's wrong with
a spicy sandwich i gotta do something about this i'm i'm gonna i'm gonna cast second sauce and see
if we can get like a mayo or something to cool this down a little bit so we're rolling for another
sauce with advantage. Seems like it's a take the better results. Eleven, sour cream, that's
good. Definitely over the peanut butter sauce. Honestly, this is probably best case scenario
for all of this spicy stuff. A heaping helping of sour cream should give us a little bit of sour
cream. Let's go ahead and get our sandwich closed up here. That might make it a fire though.
Dude, I would ask, this would be like a nine for me. Let's take a look at that cross-section.
And honestly, it looks pretty good.
You OK?
Are you dragging something?
You OK?
Yeah.
I thought you were dragging something.
I was like, what is that?
Oh, OK.
Do you need help?
OK.
We've had a couple pretty spicy sandwiches on the show so far, but I think this one might take the cake,
especially would have without the sour cream. I'm gonna pay for this later. Let's give it a taste.
Trying in the body. It's it's only trying the body. Spice on spice on spice. But the sour cream
definitely does help as is the thick bread. Taste-wise, it's pretty good. The savory sausage and
the tang from the jalapenos mix really well with the sour cream and it's really nice on that thick
But soft Texas toast I had a bit higher was I think that would be far less sensitive gut
I've probably rated higher but for this one. I'm gonna go with a
5.9 and I'm gonna call it don't fear the Reaper
Thanks for hanging out with a 5 9. I feel like that's how much actually wasn't too bad
I feel you really wasn't okay next good afternoon slider squires and welcome to roll for stand I think I got time for like two more
Okay, feet decide my lunch. I'm gonna go today. I'm gonna be using this Gemini black white and pink set from Chesux dice
Let's get things started with our roll for bread six sourdough the triumphant wait
What happened to the the curse thing? Oh one is a coward oh the triumphant return of sourdough the bread that is a little too big for
My toaster we've never let that stop us before and we're not going to today
We'll get a couple of slices toasted up here using our toast bread cantrip and there we go to toast
I'm not ready to be filled with sandwich fillings. Let's roll for our main
11 roll twice. All right rolling for two mains
Six, Asiago and Spinach Chicken Sausage, and 10, ham.
These are some tasty broth style sausages filled
with Asiago cheese and spinach.
I don't know about that one.
Let's go ahead and get them on the stove here.
I don't know about what you.
And there we go.
Little brown on the bread.
I love me some sausage, but.
These are pretty tasty, nice and savory.
We've learned our lesson this week.
I bought hot dogs that were like hot dogs
with a little cheese in them.
They were like cheat the cheesy hot dogs and we had some and I won't lie.
Both of us were heart and after.
So, uh, I don't know if I trust cheese meats at the moment.
It's not a bad start to our sandwich.
We've got some off the bone.
Deli ham slices today, probably the most natural least processed cut of
deli ham you can get, and they should serve us well.
Next up, let's roll for cheese.
It's a Portuguese sausage.
Oh, no shit.
Well, I seem to be out of place together, so I guess I'm going to have to use
This shredded cheddar, it'll be a little mad.
Chad, I bought something when we moved in the house
and I've never got more mileage
out of a single usage product in my kitchen ever.
I bought one of those cheese graters
that you like, you put the cheese in the top
and you grate it up with like the cran crank.
Guys, get a big bowl,
like a big metal salad bowl or a mixing bowl.
Get a block of cheese from like Costco,
fucking grind that shit up, put it in there,
put some, like put a top on it somewhere, you put it on anything.
It melts perfectly cause it doesn't have like the, the starch covering
that's on this cheese to keep it from sticking and melting.
So it's always super melty, no matter what it's on a hot dog.
If it's on pasta, if it's a grilled cheese, you can load that thing
out, it will always melt.
You got to do it.
That's here, but it'll work.
Let's roll for some roughage.
Five cucumber and six garlic runner beans.
Since we already have a potentially messy sandwich, I'm going to go
ahead and slice these cucumbers long ways so that maybe they stay on the
sandwich a little better. It's grilled cheese for dinner. Don't we have stuff
downstairs too that we're supposed to make? I'm actually good with grilled cheese for dinner.
I don't know why. I love grilled cheese for dinner. As far as their addition to the sandwich. Might need to.
It's good. It's nice and chill. These are scarlet runner beans. We grew them in our yard last year.
When uncooked they have this really pretty purple color. They taste like a
bean, like like most beans, you know. They will be a little difficult to eat on a
a sandwich probably gonna lose most of them it's a lot of beans let's get wild
with our wild natural 12 Chinese five spice Chinese five spice is a blend of
spices that includes anise, fennel, cinnamon, cloves and black pepper
additionally each of the five spices are there to invoke one of each of the five
tastes sweet salty sour bitter and savory this aromatic spice blend is used
in traditional Chinese Taiwanese and Vietnamese cooking and last but not
at least for the G20 sauce roll here we go.
Oh my god.
Fine, I appreciate you.
If you've ever had Japanese unagi, you might have this sauce.
There's a thick, sweet, syrupy sauce
usually used as either a drizzle or a glaze.
It'll be interesting to see how it works on a sandwich,
especially one like this.
I think we have this in the fridge.
Vegetable flavors.
It shouldn't combine well with the Chinese five spice,
at least.
And we have your sauce.
It's closed up here.
Do we have your sauce?
Get our toothpicks in to hold it together.
and let's get it cut in half.
We have oyster sauce too.
But I think we'll go sauce too.
And let's take a look at that cross section.
All right, I've definitely seen worse.
Well, seemingly kind of a mild start from-
I don't lie.
I would probably not be a fan of this.
The chicken sausage thing at the bottom,
or not chicken, one of the sauces,
the bottom does not look appetizing.
So okay with that, there were a lot of places
this could have gone wrong, especially with the double-daisy.
You washers?
But it doesn't seem to be that bad,
at least on the surface.
I guess we'll find out.
Let's give it a taste.
Okay, you know what, fuck you.
Yeah, this one's okay.
Not terribly exciting.
That eel sauce is actually a lot more subtle
than I expected it to be.
The beans, when actually present,
are just a little savory.
They don't have a whole lot going on.
The sausage is definitely the standout.
It's got some nice spices to it.
Tasty, that Asiago cheese is nice.
But the other ingredients don't necessarily complement it.
Yeah.
Kind of like two halves of different sandwiches.
The cucumber, Chinese five spice and eel sauce.
I need to say like a five four, but don't necessarily blend with the rest of it.
Maybe five three.
Generated sandwich, nothing anyone would make on purpose.
I'm going to give it a 4.7 and I'm going to call it beans on the run.
He's not really happy of it for a four.
Okay. Last one, Chad.
Good. Last one.
I got to go.
Welcome to Roll for Sandwich, the series where I let feet decide my lunch.
Let's go.
Today I'm going to be using these dice that look like oxidized copper from Chesk's
dice. Let's get things started with our roll for bread.
Two English muffin.
I'm not really been a big fan of English muffins, but I have to say they are kind of growing on me
But given the choice it still choose a bagel that I can I never realize that's how you get them to look like this
I cut them with a knife and it doesn't look like this
I'm gonna appreciate it. That being said they 100% need to be toasted. So we're gonna use our toasting can trip
Oh, yeah, sure you do not even and there we go. Letting this muffin toasted up and ready for sandwich fillings next up
Let's roll for main
12 butter the bread and reroll
Good roll warm English muffin with some butter so far. We're on the right track today. Time to reroll for our main
Seven turkey. We've got some nice roast to deli turkey today turkey same thing. I love some turkey on Thanksgiving
For some reason I just don't like deli turkey the same way. I just don't think it's that good
I will never buy it
It's not my favorite telly meat, but I don't mind it. There's definitely worse on that Thanksgiving. We're doing pretty good so far
Park next up let's roll for cheese six goat cheese the soft spreadable wait
why is it so big it'll function much the same way as what your trip sir okay
thing the 33 months did dude my goat cheese falls apart why is it yours
looks so good hang your flavor next up let's wolf a roughage for onion and the
seven pepper on Chimi still working my way through this bread onion so that's
So we're gonna use today onion tends to one well paired with creamy cheeses
I think the flavor here will be nice and it'll give us a little bit of crunch
Pepper on Chini is the American name for the Italian frigatello pepper, which is a sweet chili pepper from Tuscany
There's actually a separate much better red chili pepper that the Italians call pepper and cheese
But whatever you call it. Oh, it's a tasty mild pepper
It'll add a little bit of acid and heat to our sandwich and I think that's just what we needed
Let's get wild with the wild magic roll
11 crab rangoon crab rangoon is an American-Chinese dish consisting of a deep-fried wonton ramp
Oh, we've gone off the fucking rails on their own. They're really delicious. No way
We'll see how it goes. It's gonna be a little bit difficult. I think oh, this is gone off the fucking rails
What's next fucking?
Oyster sauce the D20 sauce roll here we go
12, Ajvar. Ajvar is a bulk and condiment consisting of roasted red peppers and egg
eggs. It has a smoky, slightly sweet flavor. That might be genuinely worse. Let's go ahead
and get our sandwich closed up here. Get our toothpicks in to hold it together. Oh, guys,
I think we're ending on a bad note.
You know what he's silenced?
They're doing that cross-section.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Interesting.
No way.
Yeah, that's honestly pretty good.
The goat cheese and the cream cheese and crab work pretty nicely with the ajvar.
The onions and peppers give it a little bit of heat and flavor.
And turkey is a pretty neutral canvas for all of that.
The fried wonton from the crab rangoons remains crunchy, which is a nice addition.
It's a pretty strange combination, but you know, it's pretty tasty as well.
I'm going to go ahead and give this one a 7.3.
I'm in awe.
One time chaos. Thanks for hanging out with me today. I hope you have a great day, and I'll see you
You know what the goat cheese with the crab rind goons. I could see it the rest of it though. I'm real some real I'm real skeptical
I'm real skeptical
What time is it 529?
Yeah, I gotta go chat
This was a fucking pleasure
It's been a good week. It's been a good day. I appreciate you guys for all your being
Panic, let me cook and recommend you something quesadilla with Mexican cheese
Buffalo shredded chicken and use the cream it has a dipping sauce. That sounds fire. That sounds fire
Unfortunately, no, I'm not going to the grocery store because I'm leaving so guys
I'm off. I'll see you guys in a week
I hope my internet is fixed or better by the time I get back if it is not well
I guess I'll just shit my pants and cry. I
I appreciate you for being here. Thank you for spending your time.
It's my first vacation since I started streaming. I'm gonna try to go phone off and not respond or be a part of anything.
We will see how good that goes though. That said,
maybe you'll get some tweets of like asking for recommendations or like updates, but I vote crap is in charge while you're off getting milk.
I think crap might be in charge now to be honest with you.
But yeah, all right, you got nothing to do flats to we'll be on over the next few days the twitch side
Consider hanging out in flats to
You want to hang out with your fellow chatters and you know the fun part about hanging out in flat to plus two is you can actually
Bait random dumb chatters who like don't realize it's a bod and they'll come in to start arguing with me or something
You can just you can just bait them. It's actually very funny. They're not they're not the brightest bulbs
What if it dies well if it dies then well GGs I guess so
Alright, go have fun at Flats 2, and I will see you when I'm back next week.
Love you guys, thank you for hanging. I'll see you then.
I hope you all have a very fun, safe week, and I'll see you later. Goodbye!