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you want to go we could fly to the stars yeah oh oh oh tell me if you want to stay we could
fly in the air yeah oh oh oh tell me where you want to go we could fly to the stars yeah oh oh oh oh
Oh
edd
here a little early. So, if you're here a little early, keep you on your toes. How long?
Well, what's going on?
Sorry I'm late.
I have to say I've been busy, is I think an understatement at this point.
For the past week.
Oh, hang on, I gotta phone call one sec.
All right, whoa.
Okay.
Oh, god, you hear Bolvin at once, and I loaded up rivals.
Heh heh heh heh.
Eh, it's my bad. My bad on that one.
Uh, sorry.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm alive. I'm here. Hello. What's going on? Sorry I was late. I'm bad. I'm
bad. My bad, I'm here though. Alright, we're doing good. You're on right today? Absolutely
not. Well, actually, no, I might. I'm here mostly just to cover all the news, though,
because I heard they dropped some stuff.
And then I figured we'd do some 007, because I'm really late today, unfortunately.
I have reasons for it, lots of reasons.
The one I will share is that...
I did get the fence fixed, finally.
Things are there, are good.
Or hopefully, are good.
There's still a possibility it ends up not being good, but I think so far.
So good.
Um.
Oh.
Okay.
Well, I heard there was a patch for Ruggles.
How dare you be late? Don't you know that I, the parasocial viewer, needs to know what you're doing at all times?
I thought my goat was a full-time unwashed player.
Yeah, I think things are good. Just so like basically what happened today was I'm trying to get some stuff done for this move.
We need to be ready and then
And I'm trying to get the fence thing solved.
So I had a guy come to the fence and he actually fixed everything, which was great.
And then Shay took her car to get an oil change and inspection sticker.
And it shouldn't have taken very long, but then they told her it would be two and a half
hours.
So she texted me and was like, can you come get me?
I don't want to wait here for two and a half hours.
So I was like, okay.
So I hadn't picked her up and brought her home.
And then obviously I couldn't saw a stream while I was sitting around waiting for a car to be done
So then I brought it back
And then I stopped for a quick car wash
Before we got there
And this guy comes fucking running out and like you know, you can't bring that truck in there
It's too big and I'm like what the fuck are you talking about?
And he was like we can't let it in, it's too big
And I was like dude I've been coming here for like four years dude
I've been bringing this truck here for three years, I know it fits
And he was like no no it doesn't fit
I was like, okay, have you guys done any adjustments?
I think you've got one.
Yo, thank you very much. I appreciate you.
So I asked the guy, I'm like, have you guys done any renovations recently?
And he's like, what? I'm like, have you done any renovations?
He's like, not since I've been here. I'm like, how long have you been here?
He's like, five weeks. And I was like, okay, well, that's probably the starting spot.
Do you know if they did renovations somewhat recently?
And he's like, no. And I was like, okay, well, they haven't done any renovations.
I've brought this truck here maybe a hundred plus times
It's gonna fit and he was like well you're gonna be liable if anything happens, and I go okay
Well unless something fucking falls from the ceiling and crushes me
It's probably gonna be fine
So I drove it through I got the car wash. It was perfectly fine, and then I drove out the other side
Waved smiled and I pulled away
So
Here they come yeah, then after that chase stuff was ready, so
Yeah, it was the same exact tunnel. It's always been
Something you know, probably happened some dumb ass definitely got stuck in there
So some dumb ass freaked out in the tunnel in a truck and then fucking like drove over the side or some shit
I'm telling you some dumb ass fucked it up. So I
Was like, yeah, I've been here many times dude. It's fine
But anyways though, so that's why I'm late, it was a long day, regardless though, do you
guys want to get into the news right away?
Probably someone from chat.
What's going to go on for stream today?
So stream today is probably going to be kind of short-ish, I figured we go over news, maybe
a couple of games and go straight to 007 for a little bit.
Yeah.
What's the news?
Hey, do you want to see it?
Here's the news.
So earlier today, rivals actually dropped a patch.
It's not a balance patch for the base game, it's a balance patch for Blood Hunt and some
other stuff in here, but this is actually a very important patch.
Normally I never cover these, because there's not really anything interesting in them, but
there is actually something interesting in here.
Get ready to stay ahead of the curve, we're dropping a fresh patch note May 28th, which
is tomorrow.
Pack everything you need to know for the next week of action.
I already grabbed it, here it is.
All new content.
Here's what's coming your way, New Map Alcomax Headquarters.
Welcome to Nuva York, 2099.
Alcomax is the mega corporation holding a ruthless monopoly over the future.
Armed with cutting edge tech, they've been secretly conducting a series of mad classified
experience behind closed doors to put an end to the timeline incursion once and for all.
Devil Dinosaur smashes into Alcomax Headquarters carrying a portable TRD time reintegration
device. I thought it was a Toyota. Dragging the corporation's darkest secrets to the light.
Watch your step. Corporate espionage just got prehistoric and it's a doom mode match. I looked
at this yesterday. If you didn't see it, I didn't react to it. It actually is probably one of the
nicest looking maps I've seen them do in a long time. I'm very sad it's a doom only mode, which
is kind of feels bad, but that's okay. I don't do maps have like a little lifeblood to them,
like people love to like make RP and stuff like that on there and like hang out, which is cool.
Chrono Rush is back, which actually is a little early for Chrono Rush.
Normally they do that late into the season, so interesting.
TBA is working overtime, the Chrono Rush event kicks off this weekend.
Play matches and rack up Chrono Tokens with no cap on how many points you can earn.
The more you play, the more you get.
Here's the event schedule.
Actually, it's 529 to 61, 65 to 68, 612 to 613, and 619 to 622.
New in store black cat wild card bundle. I will look at that. I actually saw it on Twitter already
So I will show you guys that in a minute
Wolverine X and 29 and bundle and then black cat stuff as well
And we're gonna get there the important stuff in a second
But daredevil shadowed start the devil of hell's kitchen has heard your pleas
We've been monitoring the community's overwhelming love for Matt Murdoch's shadowed start costume
Thanks to your radar sharp feedback. We're thrilled to add two customization options to this costume this week
The default weapon for shout out start will change to the white Billy Club
The current black Billy Club will become an optional customization. You can swap to it anytime
Wait, what was there like people like excited about this or like was there blowback about this because they're like
Oh, you guys are excited about we're gonna do customization, but they're changing
the billy club on the default. Was it like not like lower accurate or something? Massively excited?
Oh, okay. We're adding an option that allows you to turn off the demons rage flame VFX.
No, this only affects your own screen. Otherwise, you'll still see the glorious demons rage flames
and all the fiery glory. Okay, good. Because I was gonna say, I think that actually is like,
you can actually tell how many like charges a Daredevil has by like the flame on his head.
I'm like pretty sure as a thank you for the incredible support these two customization options will begin out for free all
Rivals who own this costume will receive them automatically justice is served for you. That's kind of cool. Hey, W rivals actually
All right, bloodhunt. I'm not gonna read you through all of these
But I will glance through them really quick because the important stuff is still to come
The internal night is restless
But so are our heroes the massive this update bringing a massive wave of super soldier level stat adjustments specifically for the bloodhunt
And for those brave enough to face the true darkness that the nightmare difficulty cap has been raised to 200
Here's our tuning the roster to push back the night. Wow pushing it to 200 is crazy
Punisher barrage build increasing damage. It looks like I'm just buffing everything across the board
Like no nerfs at all. Everything's just buffed increased damage buff
Increased the mythos slug gear damage boost reduce damage fall off from piercing bullets fix an issue where this explosive damage bonus from
Gear explosion stats corresponding to the chain reactions. Chate trait was not taking effect
So just a bunch of buffs for Punisher Moon Knights fists of the god build them
Increased base damage, but for enhanced
Eclipse explosions provided by the base stats of a rule and knuckles gear
I don't know if I could the thought gear Moon Knight now gains a percentage of independent damage reduction
Nerve on earth hang on reduce the base damage of the hand of conch you in the fist of conscious straight
Interesting. Squirrel girl. Increased base damage of the Squirrel 3. Okay, this is all just basically buffs, I don't see if there's any nerfs.
Oh, Blader buffing a bunch. Increased essential sword slash damage. Reduce base interval time between slash paths. Increased damage.
But yeah. Jeff the Land Shark. Increased max health and damage boosts. Increased damage dealt with remaining enemies.
enemies. Increase continues damage taken by affected enemies with drowning effect provided
with the base stat of the mouthwash gear. Thor also just buffs across the board, no nerfs.
And then double surge at double XP. You need to get your roster to Avengers level threats
to help you level up the experience of all heroes faster. We're activating double XP
on weekends. Wow. Okay. So every weekend for the rest of the season, you get double XP
Bloodhunt? Wait, that's actually a really nice change.
Wait, a couple of W changes in here for rivals.
The double, the extra, the daredevil changes.
Chrono rushes every weekend and also double XP and Bloodhunt every weekend.
Nice changes, nice changes. Okay, we're here to the big stuff now.
Now, it is the whole reason why we're here.
Normally I don't read these because there isn't a whole lot in them, but this one there is.
Anti-cheat rank compensation system.
We're sending the TDA to prune the cheaters.
Our new anti-cheat rank compensation system will begin its trial run this week.
If you encounter a cheater in your match, successfully report them and the system verifies the cheats,
you will be fully refunded all rank points during that match.
Note, placement matches do not award points and therefore are excluded from this compensation.
I want to point out something.
I just want to be sure.
It says you have to report them.
what if you don't report them to someone else does, right?
Like, hopefully if that's not like you have to report them,
hopefully it's like, if your teammate noticed it
and they reported the guy and he got banned for it,
you also get the points, small thing.
Second thing to this, massive W for rivals,
actually very good, I'm glad they finally implemented this.
It's not like they should have implemented this months ago.
I will say though, I'm gonna get ahead of the curve.
Overwatched to this semite recently
and now people are quote unquote complaining about it
Because it says, quote, everyone's now
boosted by cheaters now.
And I can't help but kind of laugh at that take, right?
In Overwatch, there is a problem.
You get to champ one highest rank in the game.
You no longer can queue because there's no one in your rank.
Same thing could happen in rivals.
If you get to a one above all and then get really high points
of one above all, and then you get cheater compensation,
well, you might be too high to ever queue games with people
again, that would suck.
but that affects like legitimately 25 people.
And I'm not saying those 25 people don't matter,
but we all know for a fact that those 25 people
make alt accounts and Smurf accounts.
So I'm just gonna get ahead of the curve and just say,
listen, in a few months from now,
you're gonna hear people complaining about this.
Remember this moment and I told you it was coming.
And the answer is, who gives a fuck?
It's a good change for 99.9% of players.
Some people might even say,
well, if you win with a cheater, you should lose points.
That's fucking stupid.
Imagine you ranked up to your season high rank to diamond and you're like, yeah, I got to diamond
You log in again and you're back in plat because you play the game with a cheater a week and a half ago and didn't know
Well, that's just fucking dumb that ain't your fault, you know, and like it is what it is in that department regardless though
Very good changes for rivals. W changes. Nice job. Love to see the rank compensation point system
As well as some fixes and optimizations
Deadpool's lethal let down, fix an issue with Wade's Hazard's Healing Hygienx Dash that could occasionally get body blocked by enemies without actually dealing any damage to them.
Maximum effort requires maximum damage, Wade's Katanas are back to slicing and dicing through the crowds.
Okay, good, good change.
More Rivals Universe is ever evolving and we have plenty more surprise on the updates on the horizon.
Stay tuned to our official announcement for more.
W changes from Rivals.
Love to see it.
Good changes.
I want to see them take the next step though.
Here's what Rivals needs to do next.
One, I think with time we get rid of double bands, even though I personally kind of like
double bands, I think that getting rid of double bands would just solve a lot of people's
like head problems of like, oh my God, we double band, and like they get really mad,
right?
Personally, I actually like double bands being a thing because I think that people overreact
to certain heroes being strong sometimes.
Like for example, I'm not saying Elsa is not strong, but Elsa, if all six bands is
available, I bet would be perma-band every game.
And when Elsa is available to be played in my games, I don't even see her get picked
all the time.
So when she does get played, she's very strong, but people don't always play her because
like she's very notably taken a step down.
And I think that those heroes that are not the top three or four most busted have more
of a chance to get played even though they're strong. With six bands and removing that,
I'm a little worried, but I do think it'd be a good change of world. I gotta get their
drop system figured out. I don't know if I mentioned that already. Drops just need to
be better for Ignite and drops need to be better for just Twitch in general. They're
just really, really, really bad. And then the third thing is I think that right now,
the perception around the game has become a lot more negative. And I'm not sure how
how you fix that without the community taking a step forward to fix it themselves.
I wish we had some type of event that could kind of bring us together again.
I'm not sure what it could be.
I don't know what it could do or what we could do to make it happen.
But something, something would be very nice to have everyone kind of like come together
for whether it's a tournament, whether it's like an in-game tournament, something where
like everyone's encouraged to play into it, right?
I just I would love to see a world where we somehow are able to kind of shake off like every time anything rivals goes out now
I notice all my like all my content the good rivals content doesn't do very well
The negative content does really well and also on top of that too
Like you don't care about the good stuff as much because like oh all the bad is so bad
I don't care anymore
So like we need like one big thing to come in like one big good thing and like realistically that could end up being like
Ravels needs to slow down its content a little bit, save up a little bit, and drop a big
update in the future to like shock everybody and be like, you know, huge update, bunch
of new characters, bunch of new changes, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, new events, new maps,
whatever. And like everyone goes, whoa, that shit's fucking really cool. And then it comes
on in. So that was a bigger one. But regardless, though, W change for Ravels for sure. Okay.
Okay, cool.
Um...
Okay.
Nice.
Okay.
Nice.
I'm not even going to entertain the idea of a roll-up, or a roll-cue.
I don't care about solo-cue.
I genuinely don't care about solo-cue, and I play solo-cue most of the time.
I'm so sick of solo-cue gamers ruining the game.
intended to be played in teams and with others and with teamwork, you know?
I'm going to need taxes, wait what? Did I not read it right? Wait what? I'm going to read the whole thing out loud.
I kind of skipped over it. Now he's also with a hard roll lock, but 3 plus rolls ruin, okay, well 3 plus roll stacks ruin solo queue.
What if there was a dynamic roll tax?
3 plus dualist equals 15% team damage penalty unless you activate a team up synergy to override it.
3 plus supports equals 20% global healing penalty.
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
It's a moba stop.
I'm sorry.
Listen, I was trying to be nice about being like, I don't want to even entertain the idea of roll queue.
I don't even want to entertain the idea of solo queue players because like, I'm so, listen, this happened in Overwatch.
We're watching the thing where like it was trying to like make it more friendly to like playing with like friends and playing with whatever
And the solo queue players just fucking wouldn't stop bitching the entire time and like they're miserable
They always talk about they we need tighter matchmaking we need shorter queues we need tighter matching, right?
They want it all but you can't have it all you have to pick one and so like they made matchmaking so tight in the game
That like no one could play with each other again
They realized we're stupid and then they fucking super loosened it up
And now they've been like slowly tightening it again because everyone's been complaining again
But the second they loosened it was when everyone started playing again
Rivals did the same thing everyone when the beginning when the game came out was playing with friends playing with whatever
People complained about it a ton and so they tightened restrictions tightened it tightened it tightened and tightened it and it got better
But they did still pretty decently tighten out and people want it even more and I'm just sick of it. I'm over it. I'm done with it
I'm over I'm sorry
All right lock in let's see if we win a couple games me we get slashed all today that'd be cool
But I honestly don't want to play too many more because I want to do 007.
I just don't want to, I just, I think, I think when you try to implement a complex system like that into a game that is not that complex, you're asking for trouble, you know?
What's the news, you missed it?
But rivals are basically adding a compensation if you lick loose to a cheater, you'll get
get your points back.
Let's turn on the talk finally.
Okay, let's go.
I used to have like Lego Batman at some point.
Dude, I was actually going to play Lego Batman today.
I swear to God.
It was on...
Actually, we're here earlier in the stream, like, if you were when I was offline, if you were to check my channel when I'm offline, you would have saw that the title at one point was like, oh, Batman, but then I had to leave to go grab Shea from the dealership, because, like, she didn't want to wait there for two hours.
So I changed it back, because I thought I was going to be able to, like, do it when I get back, and then I was gone so much longer than I thought today, so, like, now I'm going to do, like, a short rival stream, and then I'm going to do, um, I'm going to low seven, because I won't have time to start a new game today.
the
Oh, well there's just a lot of- Oh, I apologize. Oh, sorry. We replayed Nameless, my bad. Sorry.
Fix the issues. Let's hope they do stick and hope people won't complain and to avoid that let's nerf Panther and Spider-Man and while we are
at nerf Genji as well. Women holding hands emoji.
Yeah, no the new double S and that just came out like literally today.
Yeah! The Dino! The Dino's in play!
It's Dino time.
I'm judging there's a streaming Tarkov. So if you actually go on flats to I think and you scroll back to like my oldest videos on that channel
You'll actually find a Tarkov video
You'll find one I've streamed Tarkov before I used to play it all the time I haven't played in many years though
So I probably fucking butt cheeks
And play with Witcher 3 on stream so actually that's funny you say that so Witcher 3 announced a new
expansion today for the year 2027. What the hell just happened to my dyno? That's
that I played the Witcher 3 to 100% completion, but I was gone of
Shroomer when I played it. I played it on console years ago. So I thought maybe, you
know, not right now, probably in a few months from now as we get closer, I'll do
a Witcher 3 playthrough. We'll do everything. Let's do like a hundred percent
playthrough. Let me not like do every everything, but like do like every mission,
every sorry thing to the DLCs, and then be ready for the expansion.
Would you recommend Witcher 3? Absolutely!
Fucking phenomenal game.
Phenomenal game.
2...1!
I need to get this capture the mission area. Got it?
So this is the future.
Dino jump! Dino jump! Dino jump! Dino jump!
Dino jump! Dino jump!
Dino!
I can't, I'm too fat.
Hello!
I can't get out of here!
team good. I'm going to camp. Wait, I can't. I'm too fat. Hello! I can't get out of the
hole! There we go. Okay. You're my bad. I've been sucking the hole. They wouldn't have
Here we go.
Okay.
We traded.
Oh!
My lune is crazy!
You winnable.
winnable
I just killed everybody
Nice.
We'll be late for the next time.
Alright, put them in the hole.
Nice.
I'm doing this my way!
Sleepy guy, man.
Nice!
Realize we can time?
I put him in the hole cause I knew he didn't have his jump right now.
Did my box just jump into the control?
Did I just see that right?
Are you high?
Are you high?
We just ran into them with Fox all into Punisher, of course we're not going to survive that.
Angel and Adana was a choice, it is a choice, but I think that's what they play.
They played strange before and they were getting annihilated, so I don't think they play anything
else. I've ulted everyone a lot with this.
Oh!
Oh!
Shit!
I'm so dead.
I don't know how strange she'll be back, but I'll stay on the dyno.
I'm dead.
I'm opening a portal.
Stop.
Ah.
Morbid metal?
He's a warm-up metal, I'm not even going to hurt him.
Actually, I was going to say this guy actually plays thing, but thing and bit.
I'm sure it's a little hard.
I'm hurt!
Oh, who I found!
Judge!
Executioner!
I'm sorry!
I've just got crushed by the mountain, okay?
I
Yeah, we're just gonna go I think we just have a lose unfortunately
I think we have like everyone's kind of playing just for stats right now, meanwhile like they're
playing like they're going to be prepped back and they want to like stack up on each other
and just survive.
And I'm just dead, cool.
CC of doom and gloom, I don't have a CC, it's genuinely just about 10 times better poke
than we did.
I don't know.
I don't know man. I'm one up this way.
I gotta make a touch, you know?
Why are you forcing Dino?
Why am I forcing arguably the best tank in the game?
Gee.
You know they have the same comp, right?
Streams with boss man. Thanks for being great background noise flat type
I'm luck
very smart very smart
Like if you it's it's super simple want to see it want to see here's the difference
Their Punisher and their Bucky would literally just shoot the same target and they would
die.
We didn't do that.
I'm the person they're going to shoot.
I die every fight.
check their punisher. Oh, well, I don't think he was cheating. Why, you thought he was
cheating? Oh, yes. I mean, we're shooting, playing the dino. You can't fucking miss that.
The dino's impossible to miss. No, not even below. I'm playing the dino. Look at my giant
That's fucking head hit box.
Yeah, he's fine.
Can attest, I am the OG Dino, the 31-yo, and this was not a Dino diff.
I think I'm 4 months appreciated.
Mm-hmm.
of
of
I'm sorry, I was just falling asleep.
35 months flat.
Yo, Juggers, you need 35 months.
Appreciate it.
What's your favorite kind of barbecue?
Korean barbecue.
You guys didn't hear that, did you?
I haven't played Rivals in a few months and MD ranked back to Gold Prey for me man, everyone
thinks they're the main character.
Yeah, fun dude.
Dude, I'm playing in fucking GM1 right now.
It might as well be the same fucking thing.
Everyone thinks they're the main character in this rank, god.
Not playing at the start of season and also fucking not grinding the end of last season
kill me.
didn't kill me, honestly.
Oh, pick me, pick me, please!
Well, right, do people start giving comms?
They don't.
That's the fun part.
You might, if the whole lobby knows each other, maybe top 100.
But a lot of times top 100 games are silent as well.
Or you'll just get someone from EU that just moans in your ear the entire time.
Like, Borger? Yeah, I mean, like, you got a team, you got a game with Borger.
I mean, even if, honestly, to be honest with you, it was Borger's in the game.
We're probably not even giving comms, we're probably fucking yapping and stuff.
All right. Well, we have three support players, two DPS players. That's fun.
This would be a great game to have the dino.
I can't believe I banned the dino.
Feels fucking bad.
This is like a dino's wet dream.
Someone on TikTok said this chat is botting.
Who the fuck bots for 150 views on TikTok?
Who goes on fuck about that?
Who the fuck would bot 150, do you know how much 150 you use to bot, real talk?
Like probably like 5 bucks.
You think I only got 5 bucks if I was gonna bot?
You're relevant, so.
You only bot in here is you.
You fucking bum.
Here AI, jack, and all the AI, check again, please type 1.
Oh wait, the whole thing just got covered. It's just a wagon invite quad or co-host.
I don't know why it always does that, but like, for once it actually gave me something I would actually do with.
Is that VP in my backline?
I'm sick of your shit, buddy.
Yeah, I am. I'm thinking.
In fact, I'm actually stopping.
You know what I mean? You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
What if I die? You can't stop me.
Hey, baby. You can do that there.
Yeah, I can do that.
They're so fucking smart!
Exhaust they're coming
I'm just gonna take the shot
Their foot is an action of guys coming though
I'm gonna take the shot
Okay, I'm gonna go
There's a lot of buttons. Hey, brother. I did not a listen. I don't think I did that much. Yeah, I don't even know about that
Plan for right now
We can get you out of that.
We kind of missed, wasn't that idea?
Yeah, honestly, you know what?
She's not wrong.
We could have saved her, but we all missed the shark.
So to be honest with you, I think you were the right play.
I could touch again. I won't be able to touch anymore.
They have so many ults.
Usually they don't take it.
Yeah, they're still taking this one.
Yeah, they don't take it, they don't.
They don't use any ults.
Yeah, it's fine.
They don't take it.
I guess they won't.
Bro, I am going to be permanently behind them, so whenever I die, y'all could like, have a fun refreshing.
Halt cross for season 8.5, brother. You do not need buffs.
Everyone on the Sun does not always have to be 5, you know?
I'll take one for it.
I'm not sure why we all took that with the foxhole, but you know what?
It's okay. We got three of them. We can always use a supporter on them early. We got three of them
I don't have it.
Do we have either?
I'm right behind, so I probably pop out.
I did not go to the right entrance, it's like I'm waiting.
I'm pretty sure that's like, oh, I'm trying to exit and kill you.
Okay, I'm not opening now, I'll just punch her too, punch her too.
What did you do?
Did you have a flash?
Nice.
So top left is, uh, honey.
So I will take first then, I guess.
Yeah, they don't do drop down.
Yeah, they don't do drop down.
Now, both ultron and get you down before they come down.
Yeah, ult first.
So they are down.
Me, okay.
Hold back.
Um, you know, you can wait to see the knuckles.
Uh, with all.
I'm thinking of going for it.
Yeah.
I'm going to come up.
I'm going to come up.
There's a wall up tonight.
There's a decimal one.
One down.
That's a hero.
Two.
One.
One's dead.
Uh, he's on?
I can see him.
I'm gonna tell you in a few seconds.
They're pushing me down.
I'm opening a portal.
I'm opening a portal.
I need to crawl off the cliff.
I need to crawl off the cliff.
I need to crawl off the cliff.
Come on, guys.
I'm almost there.
Nice.
The current score is 0, 2, 1.
Time to switch things up, including which side you're on.
Dude, I the fucking fit that portal through the Groot wall.
Jesus.
It's not an illusion, I am good.
Fools! Do you truly believe you can stop my grand scheme?
30 seconds before you attack! Get ready!
Asgard has been invaded yet again!
What is all that?
That's it, I'm not gonna give you shock anymore.
I'd expect that from MI-13, but I don't know why I'm so happy to watch you play in Korea.
I have played Deadlock, I have played Deadlock, it looks fun game.
I just don't want to dedicate my life to a MOBA, unfortunately.
Great game, but I don't got time for it and yeah, I just, if I was gonna, if I'm looking
for a game to play these days, I just don't want one that I'm gonna have to dedicate so
many hours to.
I'm dead, but where the hell?
I'm like...
Both of us.
Why are you in stream, you know?
What?
I'm gonna stay down.
I'm diving in the...
...in the other one.
I'm gonna death.
I'll keep behind the second one.
Okay.
Only one, Mila.
There's one.
I'm counting on the low.
they're down, they're down, they're down
back in the back
they're down, they're down, they're down
keep your stress, keep your stress
don't get no more, don't get no more
they're more than you'll get into war
oh no
come right back, come right back
help
baby
you can't get up
they're not like peeping, I'm gonna go
all right
oh look at your cover
go around, I'm gonna die
These will reach the checkpoint. Keep up the momentum.
Get paced. These people will slow down for morsels.
I'm too blue on that.
Okay, who first?
Me first.
One level. Uh oh.
He has one big one.
He's not gonna give away.
Oh, wait.
He's not dead.
Oh my god dude, I'm in a Fortnite box.
So much is going on.
I think this Hulk is gay.
Yeah!
On...
Open right now and put it back on.
Three...
Two...
One...
You're down, bro!
So, one...
You're the first one, right?
I'll think of one.
The purple one?
Yeah, let me try.
I'm underrated.
Sometimes you hear crazy shit in rivals.
I've heard it a hundred times worse, but still.
It's an octopus party and we're all invited.
Did you break the... did you break the...
I'm hit.
No draw. I'll turn, sir.
You're all in. You're all in.
I think we're behind him.
You're gonna die.
You're good, you're good.
I'm gonna hit.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Do you want a rogue? I can rogue if you don't want to.
He's up to you.
I can do this if you want to kill him.
If you don't want to play rogue, I'll take it.
That is the same thing I do respect
I'm dead.
Okay, one of them.
Why are we frontlining?
One.
Why are we frontlining?
On road.
Do you see the rest of our comp?
We're not playing guys. We're playing both.
They're dealing with a BB.
They're dealing with shit at the moment.
I'm not gonna let them just walk for free. I'm all set.
I
I'm just gonna go and respawn.
Why don't you kill supports?
Are we playing the same game?
Are we watching the same game?
Did we not just watch a double support all the time?
I forced Gambitle.
And they were invisible.
That's everything you can ask for out of the game.
One cap.
Uh, my backpack's dead.
Dead again.
Holy fuck.
Is it really the BP that's causing the problems?
Other than that fight though?
I feel like it's the Elsa.
Oh, we died too.
Yeah.
That was the first phase, wasn't it?
I heard that now.
I think we ASK and then ASAP.
He shoots short.
I can actually win in the end and then my game is fucking over.
That's a fair stand. I may have had enough of this.
I've never had a good game with these two fucking idiots on my team. Holy fuck.
What?
Yin and Yang, I've never had a good game with these two in my life.
They are terrible. Every time I've ever played with them.
I usually insult their games, but I'm due accused, though I didn't.
didn't but like it doesn't matter the game's lost anyway
see what I see what I'm talking about
see what I'm talking about
It's like, it's why I don't care about this stuff too much no more.
It's hard to, you know.
I'm gonna back off.
I'm trying to break the shield, but it still is.
Stop it.
Really bad? It's just a mental thing.
Let me hit.
I'm hit.
Hit the bull.
What the heck am I doing?
You know?
Someone's hiding a bare mic, pretty sure.
Well, I'm gonna be in the basement actually
Someone I don't know where you went, but there's someone I
Oh, oh, he chased me. Oh, he chased me. I wasn't trying to stay with all that and died. Oh, no, poor guy.
Well, that was no way I was ever being saved.
Um...
There's something in the fight.
I can play.
Yeah, I'm glad my cap has a good mental. I feel like most cap players have good mentals.
You know?
I thought I had a way to attack him. Oh my god.
I could shift. I could shift, I promise.
I can ulti for them all too, stop there!
Okay, still okay, still okay, still winnable.
Yeah, I can't stop it. Move hell off.
It's not coming.
One map, one map. Don't try this one.
Yeah, make a hut, man.
Make sure.
Me!
There he is.
It's... 0... 2... 2...
Time to switch things up, including which side you are off.
You'll need a top-notch team to win this fight.
Who needs four when you've got one like me?
Um... okay.
I will stay on it, and I will babysit my backline.
And as long as they're not getting killed by the BP, or being harassed by the BP,
Then I think that'll be enough
Right
Oh, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Get ready
I just made one
What do you make it two days ago
I don't get that, that's fine.
The battle starts in five, four, three, two, one.
Why, I thought, listen man, listen.
If I've learned anything about the average hitscan player,
if the worse their mental is, the better they are, okay?
You gotta let them, you know, crash out a little bit.
They don't crash out on the back, that's the key.
Let them crash out a little bit.
That's totally fine, he's allowed to be angry,
like just just just exist next to him and make sure he can keep playing the game
I'm telling you
all right I'm on him I'm on the case
Yeah, I think they'll just be back there.
Can I give them a little damage reduction for now?
That'll be fine for a minute.
They're all going to bad.
They're down one.
I think they're big three, big three.
I'm down there.
Nice, look at that.
We're done.
Get a little crash out.
I've dealt with a lot of hit scam players over the years.
Let them be angry as long as you support them and just play the game out, you'll win.
I'm not gonna get it.
Okay, so off the, um...
Fuck.
Off the...
Yeah, it's good. You know what I mean when I say it's good
I'm going for play to do
I was a hit you right there at the same time they all tonight
Very close it pulled it off
Oh
Okay, um that's full support all Emma all strange old fuck you all I don't know they also did
Poor guy I'll stay just for my out then I gotta swap the after
move it again!
wait, nice man, we can walk
nice
you know, I'll careful to make sure the carol is on it
I
Do my calf is him
I'm just gonna pull this guy down, he's not in my hand.
Lucky I got you, lucky I got you.
Nice.
Nice
Get down, Buddha
Nice.
Got away.
I just dodged the lamp and the freeze just by being an idiot and like just trying to walk around.
He's dead, he's dead.
I wasn't even paying attention.
Uh oh.
Let's do this!
I might have to avoid the BP.
What was the issue with the BP?
He didn't do anything we played bucky didn't do anything either
John you're back or sorry, I don't know not John my bad definitely not
Yeah, sorry, sorry, I apologize, I got you mixed up with someone else.
Oh my god, he went 10-12.
Well, yeah, that's what I was saying, yeah, not personal against the guy, but forcing BP,
where it was doing good.
I swapped things.
play Bucky, didn't work, tried to go back VP, you know, it's like, well,
gotta, sorry, gotta hit the, gotta hit the avoid on that one, you know?
Gotta hit the avoid on that one.
Nothing personal, it is what it is.
See the black cat skin trailer?
I actually forgot to watch the trailers.
I said I was gonna when I was looking over the stuff earlier and I completely forgot.
Now, who am I gonna finish with this match?
You guys think I'm us you could do nothing. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Happy birthday, man. Yo, sorry.
Sorry you got a an elf here beat day, but you're playing rambles. So you honestly probably
I knew that, loading into the day, but uh, yeah, sorry, your BP was a little, um, interesting.
It was actually doing well until I went thing, and then all of a sudden he just didn't know
how to play the video game anymore.
Which, to be fair, I felt like I didn't even need to do anything.
He kind of just like stopped, he just like didn't know how to play anymore.
I don't know.
I think, I think things scares BP players into not being able to play.
DINO GAME!
DINO GAME!
DINO GAME!
Dino game! Dino game!
The
cap from last game, no, the cap from last game was on there.
Hmm
This is a solo day
Should I you know them and walked in oh, I did I've known so I'm just since we're both like ten viewer streamers back in over watch
I tried to play him and grab him on the way by and I should have right clicked him.
I clicked him, I think I would have been good.
Oh, he has storm protection.
He's back right now.
We will see, we will just take time to take down my squad.
Nice, good shot.
Alright, it's nice one back.
It's so smooth that I'm right now.
It's both better now.
Nice.
It's hardly flat, it's only at one point.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Tirebleed Flats only at 1 point at 10 viewers, you and me and Sonji were all locked in, we both had like 10 viewers and we used to talk like every couple days and be like, you know, things we're doing, like, I'll give you a good example, okay?
So we had a strap back in the day, I actually stole it from E-Monger first, he's something he used to do years before, but he stopped doing it.
Where he had like a follower counter on his stream every day, and so people would follow the stream just to make the follower kind of grow up.
I'm not going to let him, but I need help.
I'm going to spinal cord.
Spinal cord, spinal cord.
Actually, nice.
They're fangirling us.
They're not in there, no?
Oh, they were good!
I could have grabbed him back, but I didn't want to like, stop the over shield.
This is gonna hold up.
Backflip her.
Flip was eating him.
I was gonna kill him bro.
Yeah, they needed to just have a dead one, I can low, not a two, after all I guess.
Um...
Um...
Um...
It's on his left side.
I don't know if he's up there.
Don't look at me yet.
I
Oh
Last one so dead
You click with a shoot?
I'm sure it's...
I'm not gonna 7 that, oh my god.
No.
Wait, where did that hit?
I didn't make it up to the light. Oh, I gotta stay last.
Um, I love to take space though, because like, I don't want this to be one of the light.
Okay, I 100% shifted in first, by the way. You can see my ship's on cooldown.
I didn't even die.
He missed.
You can win everyone.
Y-yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nope.
Just got to get out of here.
Oh, I'm going to get out of here.
Yeah, I got the bull.
Also pushing in.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
The current score is 0, 2, 2.
Time to switch things up including which side you're on
You'll need a top notch team to win this one then I'll go bar
Mm-hmm
around.
two.
Sex game with a dino is such rare footage right now also might too.
There's no fucking way to attack.
Get ready.
Hey, look it!
Quill, you've got your ship.
Because if you do, let's get out of here.
But we're, uh...
There's a lot of tricks in there, right?
Yeah.
Fine.
Okay, we're at one and a half hours.
I think two hours, I'm gonna cut it.
Hard cut, and we go to double a seven.
Okay?
So maybe like one more game after this, depending on how long this game goes?
The battle starts in five.
Sound good?
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
I
Holy shit, I got windowed and exploded.
Yeah, we're good.
That's why you couldn't mind me.
I
Was fighting
beautiful
Hmm
15 seconds or 60 seconds
It's better if I'm not again
Um
I'm not here.
I'm going to play her at the end, I'll grab her.
I grab her, I grab her till I'm not.
I'm not here.
I know
Dino Gold Barl.
Dino Gold Barl.
Final score. Three, two, two.
Dino Gold Barl.
Alright, I don't think that was too quick, so I think I got time for a little more.
time for one more until the story now it was sorry
Why do you use your three avoids after every game?
Wait, why would I use my three avoids after every game?
Use avoids when you NEED to use an avoid.
You don't use them every game.
What's your favorite time flight?
Clobbering, Spiner, Co-op, are you in your arm?
I don't know.
Confused.
Clobbering maybe?
I don't know.
With 10 viewers?
Wait.
I've profused.
I don't remember now.
I think I thought I told it.
I'm just talking about how we used to talk about it.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
was he would have a follower like new followers in the bottom corner and yeah
people just watched them and watched the number go up so I added that to my stream
and I went from getting like maybe like 30 followers or stream to like 1, 2, 3
hundreds some days so yeah oh boy I thought I already felt that part but anyways maybe
adds one off or something
noooo
don't get a top notch team to win this one
my dino
now I'm not thinking that will give them a job
Nice, that's weird. Yo, Carlisling the Prime, appreciated.
OK, last game, and then we go to 007.
So let's end on a dub, shall we?
You know, honestly, I feel like a tab.
Can't see the team yet.
I feel like they're going to have dive players. I don't know why.
I feel like they're gonna have to I don't know why I just feel it in my soul
30 seconds before you attack get ready. I have I just a feeling
Are you actually made out of orange rocks?
so uh
Are you actually a raccoon?
We're gonna fight
We got KD
Maybe I should have said trash. We need to go with the god one right away
Oh, we banned the crew? Uh-oh
The battle's starting 5
Uh-oh
I don't know if I can play things like that
Good bye.
Yeah, I was gonna bait the first, but no, I was gonna bait too.
We were all walking over the bait, but the hell is the hell go up the door first and just kept W key and it's not so early.
Oh no.
No, they don't have that. Okay, I need to go. I'll just immediately. I'm not even going to...
Wait, they do have dive action. There's a cap back there.
They have, like, dive but not dive. They just have cap.
Okay, cap. You don't get to play the game and neither do I. That's the play.
Okay, you don't play the game and neither do I, that's the strat.
Come on, kill him.
How do you do that? Good job.
Kill all the pennies, don't actually know how to be wolf.
How do you get to win?
Okay with it, this gets the point for free, it's fine.
The vehicle reached a checkpoint. Keep up the momentum!
Brother Alton went and not Alton.
No, I'm just gonna go.
I ain't even been on it.
You're there in triple.
I should anyway.
I'm just now.
Like I said buddy, you don't get to play the game and neither do I!
rule you don't play the game and neither do I you stay over there you stay over
there you're a good boy you're a good boy
This will be a joy, chat this place out.
Keep looking at him.
Almost there.
There's the rule.
He doesn't have to play the game.
Neither do I.
I think that was our chat from internal night.
Yup.
That's the rule of thing.
Chat doesn't play the game.
Neither do I.
That's the rule.
I'm not gonna take that.
I'm not gonna take that.
I'm taking less damage.
I'll patch you up.
There is a f...
Yeah!
Oh, oh!
I'm gonna show!
I'm gonna show!
I'm gonna show!
I'm gonna show!
I'm gonna show!
I'm gonna show!
I'm gonna show!
Massive, huh?
Maybe.
No, the hell is not in here. I don't think so.
Uh-oh.
Oh, I'm...
I got one of my goblins with this one.
He has me!
Ah, goodbye!
He's putting me in this bar.
Oh, we're done.
Wait, no, I can fight my way out.
Hang on.
I'm not afraid.
I'm ready!
Are you?!
I'm ready!
Catch America!
I'm a good one, good one, good one.
Yes!
The score is 3, 2, 0. Time to switch the game, including which side you want to play.
The right heroes could make all the difference.
Who needs 4 when you've got more like me?
I'm gonna play my thing again on defense, I guess.
Yeah, they're good. I had a feeling they have at least one dive player. It was the cap.
So I basically just play the entire round saying the cap doesn't get to play the video
game. And I get value because I'm playing with my back line and they won't get pressure.
And he gets zero value because he's not with his back line. He's not giving all charge
There's no pressure either.
Poor guy, yeah.
Oh wait, no, my hell of this game is the guy that was crashing out on that game.
That, that, it's from my game.
It is the same hell of it.
I wasn't doing it with their tank though.
Wait, they're playing thing now too.
I've inspired a movement.
Okay, I can't help you hook up there, so...
I don't think you can get into what I meant by that.
Oh my goodness.
I can't.
I have to fight.
They both won.
Alright, that's one kill, that's not it.
Okay, it's time.
I can see feedback from Zed though.
Just straight say hello.
I'm ready to push the guard.
You can see people getting on the wonder here, since we're here.
Dude I miss my other Thor skin, I don't like how quiet the Thor is, or the Thor Awakens form sounds, freaking me out.
I read that as I said, so it's just going to be close to abuse.
Am I red?
I don't know.
Nothing.
Feels bad.
It's going well now, which uh...
Well...
I'm going to go high in the corner.
Hope the wall doesn't find me.
You can? Nice.
He'll be strange.
Oh, wow. That's good.
One of my enemies. They're all on the red.
Really?
Nice.
Oof.
I need to green.
By the way, I can cancel.
Yeah, you can't stop them.
Oh please
I'm sorry
I'm sorry I'm sorry
I shot at these
Geez
Ego
Oh
I've been rolling through these games, honestly, but it's still less of a time.
Even though we've been winning all our games, or most of our games, I think we lost our
first game, but we've been winning every other game since.
And we're what?
We're winning a game before rank up.
You know what, but I learned from Overwatch to do it.
I played my Overwatch rank up game, it didn't matter.
All right, that's great.
I'm gonna take my wins from Gwon Gwon.
Thank you, Gwon Gwon.
W, Gwon Gwon.
All right, TikTok, I'm gonna turn you guys off
because we're gonna be going to play 007.
Yeah, we're gonna be playing 007.
So you want to watch 007, go to Twitter, YouTube,
or my FlatsTV account, we'll probably be up.
All right, I'll see you guys in a bit.
Okay, YouTube, I'm actually going to do something different with you guys today.
Oh, I shouldn't have closed that in a while.
YouTube normally end you guys.
But I'm actually not going to end you guys today because we're doing something a little different now.
Also, I'm going to have, I'm going to come up with a title for this, what am I going to call it?
Actually, fuck it, I'll just say.
Did you guys hear that?
I'm actually not going to end you guys. The reason why I'm not ending you guys is because
we're doing something new with FlatsTV. We're going to start uploading like almost like episodes
of variety where I'm not going to have it as heavily edited sometimes, right? So like
Normally when we put out like videos like it's like weeks after I played the game because it takes so long to get stuff edited
And I really have just been not like super thrilled with that
So it's like I'm we I'm doing a new route where it's like you guys get to keep up a little bit more with like what I'm actually playing at
The time I'm playing it
If you're not here for stream and that way
Like you don't miss anything and so it goes out a little faster even if it's not as well edited, you know
Did that make sense?
Hello?
I didn't know why is the epilepsy warning so long?
Hello?
Did something happen?
Hello?
Why does it pull me straight into the game right away?
Because I want to go pee.
Remind me later.
Cool.
Alright.
I'll be back in two minutes.
All right, chats lock back in because we're going to be doing some more 007.
Like I said before, we're trying something new where we're going to be probably uploading
these on POTS TV with a little bit less editing, but that way it goes out faster.
And that way you keep up with what we're playing currently because sometimes games take weeks
for the videos to get fully edited. So we're trying something a little bit new.
Block in though. This is part two, or episode two of 007.
So for those who aren't here, we just finished our first like training assignment, which was at a bar.
Now I got a report to queue. What did she say? Greenway doesn't want me to come off the last
Mike really I missed the extraction deadline too well I am going that's what counts come on
let's go see Q a rogue 00 coming in from the cold not bad for a first mission she said he's been
in hiding for more than a decade that roughly matches when the program was shut down doesn't
Yeah, it does also. Hold on. I gotta check. Okay, it is checked. Okay, cool.
Thanks. All right, lock in. You think he caused that? It could be. Or it could just be timing,
deciding things. I mean, they was just integrated. Perhaps the double O's didn't feel needed to the
same extent after that. And he owns Q lab in a moment. Q lab cover stories and failed equipment.
There sure beats exams
When nobody's got lined up for us. I wouldn't mind that bike coming along. Oh, I heard you were more into explosives
They didn't change my controls yet by the way
Basel who's that vice chairman of your fan club? I'm the chairman. Yes, I'll be greenway, right?
They did both room for the post but greenway one by a list now
Let me see if I can change my...
Controls are still locked.
Well, let's go chat him.
See what's up.
Jack's up the guys in this game. Yeah, I saw him. He was in the bar in the first mission.
It's fine frontiers, but position. Or maybe not the first mission, but like the first real spine
mission. Is he not up here? Oh,
she's moved out. That's not cute. He's not bald or the mustache.
Q. Hello. Bro, where is he? Hello? Did I walk by him?
I hear you got banned from the art club on your first visit nicely done. Not more of a lounge lizard
It's in Q. He's in wearables
course
Wearables oh, so he's back here son of a bitch
He was down here not too long ago
For you
Wait, this looks cool.
Q? Oh, he's over here. Found him.
That's nice.
Yes. Note the exquisite stitching and attention to detail, cut, proportion, and style in perfect harmony.
Looks a bit big.
Oh, no, this is for Rahman Rath. You'll be wearing that one.
I'm a chauffeur, well don't look at me, I just work here.
Greenway.
Damn, honestly being the chauffeur sounds gas though.
Like chat, like real talk, if I had to pick a job right now, like if I'm not a streamer,
and I want to get paid big money for doing something I'd kind of enjoy.
shirt this game knows streamer very well okay first off leave my shirt alone
second off if I had to pick right now dude I would love to be a chauffeur for
like some billion I do it in a heartbeat well if I wasn't sure I guess but you
know
synchronize our stories and a big shot sports agent like dude I already like
driving did imagine driving like cool ass cars for some billionaire and getting
paid big money for it I'm in
right he was in store splendid worth reading him crazy plan around
iteration and we're ready for field testing that is my assessment as well
ah yes and do we mention some field gear that needs testing quite right yes
It's over here, please.
This here is a shockwave device.
It triggers a small, directed propagating disturbance
of staggers' opponents on his house
and causes medium damage to body armor.
Try that way, don't you?
All right.
Causes the...
What? It causes damage to body armor?
Now, aim the device at Arthur here.
And before you ask, yes.
He's good with it.
Are you sure, Arthur?
If you say so.
All right, cool.
He must be getting paid the big bucks.
Two.
You think anyone's gonna notice though if I take a photo and then people explode?
Okay.
Ooh.
Yo, this nanny training looks kinda crazy.
The nanny training? Oh, it's four for grenade.
As you can see, the smoke obscures our vision, causing an acute sense of this orientation.
While the effect lasts, he is quite defective.
And that's the whole shooting matter.
You may choose your equipment from the gadget cart, Bridget here will sort you out if you
have questions.
Thanks.
Good luck out there, Bon.
Okay.
You were authorized to bring two items into the field.
I thought you were likely to need them in the cart park.
Uh-huh.
Was that insensitive?
skills range in the bottom third surely not that's crazy this is the gadget
part equip gadgets assign gadgets and buttons and view gadget capabilities
here okay loadouts gadget inventory and
consisting available gadgets the key watch is required it will always be
equipped okay do information select the additional gadgets and press assign
Choosing blindly here any pointers I cannot disclose any specific details about the assignment
Only that you will be attending an exclusive social event
High security no hostility in these types of situations discretion not force is advised Julie noted
Okay, I feel like I want that's the dart phone then
That is active, okay
So I want the dart phone
And then I don't think I want the shockwave camera right since they said it's discretion that wasn't very discretion
I want to go smoke pod
We can I can only bring to he said but I can I oh I can I bring to okay?
No wait no wait wait
Wait no wait wait wait. I was trying to change the button because I want them. Can you stop it?
There we go. Okay. Alright, there we go. Interesting. Nothing. Good luck out there. Interesting. Nothing.
Why is she like a little sundry? Can you, can you like, relax? Be normal?
such as i get caught in an avalanche carrying a gentleman's briefcase?
moving on?
is that a reference?
is that a james bond reference?
does that happen?
Hi. Which school? Operations.
Sorry, sir. No problem.
Hmm.
Very old movie, okay.
Wait, where's Monroe? You're not Monroe. Who the fuck are you?
Who are you?
Damn, you're thinking like the MI6 building did have faster elevators.
I gotta choose the floor?
What kind of operations, okay?
In her pod?
save destiny what do you want me to do about it careful I can't I can't see that
that's awesome all three under estimates double oh no you all do there's
report was inconclusive John double oh nine's been gone for too long to yield
reliable data. It's a 50-50 chance that he's telling the truth. We need to know what he has.
We need nothing this man has to offer. Yes, this is just the boon that M's been looking for to get
foreign secretary Bright and his lot off our backs, but 009 is a master manipulator.
Whatever he's endgame is, we won't see it coming.
Uh-oh, you're not doing the crime.
I feel like he's right.
together as double O's right up until operation nightfall go on what that I
could place a screen big enough for you I know it's cool isn't it just got it up
and running about 009 how did he manage to stay hidden for all those years I
thought they could get a handle on just about anyone in the world it's not a
magic wand James they're consumes data on an unprecedented scale but if you leave
None you're effectively invisible
Imagine the focus and dedication it takes to stare off grid for so long the double O nine of help almost certainly
Some even speculated he is with the cousins. Why would the Americans hide a UK traitor? You don't have siblings. Do you?
Wow root ranking
You have a widget for that. I like to stay informed. Looks like I kept my place. Well Greenway hasn't handed in the performance review for last night
It's kind of messed up. I feel like I did pretty good last night.
You think anyone will have anything in their flight? Sorry.
you want to have anything in their flight? Sorry.
If he suspects a trap, we'll never get another shot.
This is where you come in.
You're all black slates in the Intelligence Circuit, which makes you ideally suited for
undercover work.
Locate 009 and keep him under close watch, but do not engage the target.
This is a black tag operation.
No discretion, ladies and gentlemen.
It's critical.
Are we driving an Aston Martin?
I feel like we shouldn't be driving an Aston Martin if we're trying not to give ourselves
out.
We are! Wait, no, we're driving in Jaguar, just kidding.
Do you think that's a hashtag ad, by the way?
Sponsored segment? Yeah, honestly, this might be a sponsored segment, looks like.
I mean movies do it, why shouldn't games do it?
They're getting into it already already rp
They'll you sponsor and they deliver you a car real talk. I don't think I'd want a Jaguar
Is everything in order routine inspection man, it won't be a moment
Please proceed
I knew a German one to be fair some am being a little harsh on them, but
I would definitely take an Aston Martin, not if I were her.
She just lives a different life.
He was the best in his day. That was a long time ago. My best is he's tired of running.
Greenway thinks we're being played. And since when did you trust Greenway?
And then I said I did. Didn't you each other? How much is clear? Is something to do with an
operational core knife? Who pays the question? Did 009 pick Greenway out of good faith?
Why am I putting my blinker on? We all know I'm taking a right.
I'm about to find out.
Wait, we're getting mogged by other cars already.
Limos, nicer cars, man!
Wait, keyboard mouse is in keyboard.
Wait, what?
And then what?
W chat, holy shit you just changed my whole game play.
Y'all thank you holy shit, hold on, how do I change?
Q lens.
Hold.
Yeah, that's fine, wait.
Confirm changes.
Oh my god.
Thank you so much.
Answering your gift, I appreciate it.
W chatter, thank you in the back.
You'll know you're vaccinated.
Well, my controls have been locked this entire time.
I didn't realize it's under, like, keyboard.
Not under controls.
You think it's under controls?
Deliver the area in position say staff quarters
Ronson conference way Kingsley first floor suites
bond
Bond car park
Greenway and Hall switching off comms as instructed keep a low profile and don't let your guards down
Car park most certainly won't
So I just got to sit in the car. There's no way
No, get out yeah, we're getting out
Oh, it's the five-star treatment.
Who's stuff is that?
exactly the five-star treatment who suffers that like a thing I get it
no harm in stretching my legs yeah no harm at all surely we can just walk up
the stairs to be okay suspicious behavior no one of the hotel staff
Strangest-looking bellhop I ever saw. He was in this handling luggage.
Are you joking? What are we, the local tourist force?
I guess he had to be there. It was odd. I'm gonna check it out.
You will not. 009 is our only priority. Stay at your post, James. That's an order.
Yes, Mom.
Yeah. How about that, by the way?
It was all over social media last year.
Oh, I see, it's bugged.
I see!
Okay, so let's change that from hold to click confirm.
Okay, so it's it's gigabugged.
Okay, so let me go back to the original.
Well, that sucks.
Okay. Well, I'm luck. I gotta get in there somehow. Staff only. Uh oh.
Um...
Staff and press only.
Damn.
Forgot my press badge.
You're not the first.
Staff and press only.
Ooh.
You shot.
Pick up, pick up, pick up.
Hang on.
See if we can find a way in.
George! Yeah, it's no use. I met with the whistleblower, claims to have proof that Nivek's cheating, but I'll only talk to Hoffman.
How far off is he?
Well, tell him to floor it or we'll lose a scoop of the year.
I stashed his press badge inside one of the big pots on the lower ramparts. I need to get back in there. It's a nail biter.
Unless you set me all this way to report on the landscape.
There's a hose, but I don't think I knew that.
Okay, one of the flower pots on the lower level.
So I think it's down here, right?
Lower level flower pots.
That's over there.
It's got to be here.
Shit.
Car battery.
Wait, what about the luggage that guy dumped?
It's gone.
Oh.
it's gone so must be here
aha just kidding just kidding
I'm just kidding.
Ooh!
No, no we won't.
Okay.
We can get in.
I thought through I need to catch up with that bellhop show me your idea
let's go back forget my own head next all right check's out step into the
scanner please
we're in here you may enter sir enjoyed the tournament you're on a tight ship
thank you so my badge says continue up the stairs please the mezzanine is great
for photos best view in all the house good tip oh thank you right for people
watching
okay
staff only you think he's in here
I can just open random drawers.
Okay.
Is that all me? Am I getting an extra mint? Ooh.
Yippee!
Actually, why am I saying yippee-yay? I should have liked Mints.
Actually, they're not bad, but...
No, you're only so.
Oh, man.
Hello? Greetings? Hello?
Hello there? Hello? Hello? Hello?
Now...
Let's see what all the fuss is about.
There's Greenway.
Hopefully, on the last thing on the line...
Yay, complimentary Mints.
Oh, shit.
What do you have for?
I thought it was all on a circle and then like the pedd-
They're like, there's like the inner circle, the inner council?
And then, um...
Oh god, how do I get down there?
Where'd the bellhop guy go?
There he is.
How do I get to him?
Oh yeah, I was seeing the inner circle and the peasants on the outside.
Hello, greetings.
Why do you go?
Close that door.
Hmm.
I want to have to jump out the window.
Oh, we shook the area, we shook the area.
You want to jump out the window?
See what's out here?
Battery, a little giant, another window.
Where'd that guy go?
He's a commentator is about to be and I better be on stream
Hello
What's going on chat
Sorry about that. Sorry, sorry.
He liked it.
It's a window I can jump out of.
Oh!
Um, no, back in, back in, back in.
Championship badge.
Wait, does that mean I can get in way more places now?
Where's reception? Oh, there. Oh, can I cut through here? Oh, I hold up.
I love how they're all talking shrapnel and she's like, yeah, no, no, they're playing
too fast.
No, no, they're doing it, they're luring them in.
Mmm.
I'll be over here wouldn't want to keep mr. Prendergast waiting. Oh
We're gonna ask him. Yeah, man
Yo, did some bill hot mr. Prendergast. I am told you have some missing baggage
Stone is more likely any idea where he was. Yes. That's what I've been telling you people
I spotted him just before going through the door marked laundry laundry
That's very helpful
Um, what was in the suitcase?
What was in the suitcase?
Uncut darts.
What do you think was in it, man?
My clothes and toiletries.
That's all I need.
My office will be in touch.
Please have a drink on the house.
Believe me.
I shall.
Well, the blond man is no bellhop, not for sure.
Time to do the laundry.
every time. Oh, staff only. Oh!
Where they going the bathroom? Hold on. Someone's in there taking a poop.
Wait, if that guy leaves, can I kill this guy and take his stuff?
Oh, oh, hang on, what do I got to pretend I got a poop?
Yo, did you bring my things back so I can think of the problem?
Appreciate both of you.
I kind of want to change up my clothes.
Oh, yes, where did I close this door?
Can I knock this guy out and take his clothes? Or is that like a hit man thing only?
Well
Due to the increased security of the event we'll be changing the codes on a daily basis the codes are stored at the manager's office behind reception
Shit
No, you're not supposed to kill anyone, but like, maybe you could like knock them out.
Behind reception.
All back here.
Oh, it's in here.
Okay.
Oh.
Okay
Try sneak through
I don't want to kill him, I just want him to take his stuff.
Wine bottle?
Inspect?
Vintage wine from 1952.
Chad, does wine that's been sitting there actually taste that much better?
I feel like it doesn't.
I feel like most, not all, most wines.
Most wines of the same type taste very similar.
You know what I mean?
Like I don't really tell the difference between like a $20 or $10 red wine and $100 red wine.
They taste the fucking same.
Like they both taste like red wine.
Like sometimes they taste good, sometimes they taste bad, sometimes they taste like shit,
sometimes they don't taste like shit.
Ball of Trafalgar easy
Samutosh
Why is that rage bait
A good year's for sentiment, not for fermentation.
Wait what was the code again?
I don't remember.
Guys help, what's the code?
Oh god I'm stupid.
This means you don't have very developed palettes?
What do you fucking develop these nuts?
8.05
God
Watchers can't be bluffed from their nearby
Yeah, go take a look.
sees me through the racks. What? What? What? Sleep now. Sleep. Wait, I want to turn it
off now. Can I dispose of him? Oh no. Oh no, he's gonna see him. Oh I've started a chain
reaction. Oh, I've started a chain reaction. Uh-oh.
Situations contained.
So many bodies!
Brothers, bodies everywhere!
I'm sorry!
I was just trying to sneak by!
Oh that guy's got a gun why didn't guys got a gun gun
easy now you might take it easy fuck I didn't see that kind of poor boys wait can I try
and do this I killed him holy shit that guy is dead
Hahahaha!
Oh my god!
Wait, hang on, oh shit, oh god, guys, it's over!
Guys, the whole place is alerted!
Oh no!
Wait, hang on, that guy doesn't know yet.
Still alive.
Not you though.
Oh my god, that's okay.
You know, Boop, do you think you have to- you give this up to not Stealthful?
That's crazy.
Okay, I'll see you in five months.
Oh, is that guy picking his nose? Oh no, he's smirking the sink.
What's this?
Oh, boss.
Stop!
They're doing the other side of the wall, like...
...during what's that noise over there?
They didn't hear nothing.
Didn't hear nothing. We're good.
Wild and gifted.
It's not called any gifted shit.
I think it's a room number.
Must have been the wind.
It's not really even once gone for hours, it's not even once...
Yo, golden cap of Scantrain going, W.
A laundry bag?
We changed disguises.
Sheets.
I think I just locked myself in here.
Uh-oh.
Alright, might go the right way.
I'm gonna have to kick the door in.
Okay, he's out the window, what are you now?
Can I jump down?
We can find this pipe.
Let's go.
Must have taken the scenic route.
Let me in.
Oh boy.
I'll be done.
Hey, last one.
Look at that.
Yeah, I see it.
Hey, last one.
Look at that.
Yeah, I see it.
Maybe the window.
Of course.
Watch your back.
Stay calm.
There'll be an hour.
Nothing gets past this kind of thing.
We'll do it all the following day.
With any big stone.
Oh.
Guys.
what's the play close the door and then what do they did they're not moving
think of this by way super pants appreciate it
I want this game but not the lion, I want to waste my money on GTA 6 instead, but GTA
6 isn't coming out for like 6 months brother.
Hey, stop being nice to me.
Oh, oh, hang on.
Sabotage.
Alright, now I'm in a pickle.
Or you could say I'm in a jam.
Hey, the two months ago, are you?
Appreciate it.
Mr Bond.
Mr Gold Bond.
I have shown you my golden capper.
Please respond.
I promise my golden capper is not small.
Please respond to it as it denounds the response and all responses are met with an appropriate
reaction of my choosing.
Including but not limited to kid named finger women holding hands
poop
Return of you
T-rex poop
And wrong I need your help took you long enough the blonde man. He's changed his disguise. I knew he was up to something
Yeah, how'd you know he's not a thief? He doesn't move like a thief. He moves like a soldier
I'm telling you something's not right. Look
I might have seen a bloke who fit the bill tall blonde only he was in a suit
Went by the name of Locke. Why was this over at reception a little while ago? He was heading upstairs. Thanks, man. Hey
You didn't hear it from me
Friendly tip
So the guy didn't see me because I hit him with my dart gun so like he's like disoriented. That's why he didn't see me
Okay, he went up the stairs.
Where's room 203?
Wait, that's 107.
205 to 207.
So that's not it.
Hold this side.
No way that guy just left his, like, calling card of what room to go to, right?
102 to 1.
Okay, so it's gotta be over here somewhere.
107.
107 Christ where the fuck is to just never heard a pair of guests complaining about loud thumps and noises
Coming from one of the second floor suite room 206. What do we think?
Mr. Lowe from rhinestone insurance. He's working with the hotel's chief security. I
highly doubt the double-o-nine is spending specs are some insurances
I'd say it's an above business copy that
You guys are horrible spies by the way horrible spies
Oh, hey
Fuck need to find a way past them
Look, if you're so worried about this interview,
can't you, you know, grease the wheels a little,
then it'll win?
Or is this the outcome?
OK.
Staff key is needed.
Oh, shit.
I could have.
Damn, he's not distracted.
He's not distracted now?
Shit.
OK.
Some goods.
Okay, you know what I'm gonna do when I turn this vacuum on? See if that's enough.
Oh, the security guard's gonna come over? Love to see it.
Hello, sir.
Gonna get my job done.
Uh-oh.
Move the lock to 206, key cards don't work anymore.
Okay, key cards don't work. How about windows?
You're exaggerating
Marriage squabble
Why can't I crouch?
I need to get over to the next window.
How do I do that?
I need a way to distract him.
Kick? If I kick it, he's gonna come runnin'. No?
There's gotta be something better I can do than kick it.
Hey, look at the game, I'm looking at a lot.
Because I can't go around this way, right? Fuck it, I guess the obvious option's the
only one right now.
What's this?
Oi!
What the bloody hell are you doing in our room?
That is clearly the innermost understanding.
That's what I thought.
I'll teach you a lesson.
I'm not a pervert.
That escalated quickly.
You just called me a pervert?
Like what the fuck dude?
Listen, just because I appeared on your balcony
does not make that...
true.
Okay?
You should be more worried about your wife
who stormed out of the room.
Why is there a random tarp here?
Dude imagine spending probably like tens of thousands of dollars on this velo room and
they left a fucking dirty tarp on your window sill.
How are we doing in here?
Oh, what happened here?
Bunro?
Aye, Detective.
I'm in 206.
It's a mess.
Stay on the line.
I'll have a look around.
stay on the line I'll have a look around this should be it good fit for a
body
room service watch he's gonna be like hiding in there's a key card holder minus
the key card could mean anything me don't jump to conclusions hmm can not
I mean the conclusions security protocols for the hotel interesting interesting
a newspaper whoo that's a clue
right
okay kicking that bitch in hello
found a wall suit size XL this guy changed his disguise again or he changed his outfit
Small work, big difference.
Monroe, this isn't some party that got out of hand.
These are signs of a struggle.
And someone put up one hell of a fight.
If that's the case, where's the body?
Good question.
Out the window.
The window is open.
I guess I can't look.
I guess that wasn't the answer.
or I found the chief of securities wallet it's full of cash doesn't look like a
robbery might have dropped it in the fireplace when row this is serious the
blonde man did something to the chief of security I'm sure okay so why and how
is this connected to 009 not a clue yet call you back um answer the door dude
How did they hit that... Wait, hang on. They hit a struggle in here. How the fuck?
How the hell did they hit that? Oh.
Housekeeping.
Jet lag.
It has me every time.
Oh.
A chef? How does he manage to change clothes so fast?
Anyone else feel that? Sing, talk to me.
I'm picking up some chatter about a power surge in the electrical room.
We crashed the security system, but there doesn't appear to be any permanent damage.
Nothing to indicate foul play.
Got to be that Sing. Keep an eye on it. Everyone else, step off your search.
Monroe, listen to me. The blonde man, the missing security chief, the power surge, 009.
009 somehow it's all connected look say you're right
What's his game?
If you knew what we know
Okay, I'll look into it. Where are you now back in Blumman's trail?
Shirley you guys are still standing here. Holy fuck do something else with your lives
Excuse me, pardon me
The security system is still offline now, and called at the red flag.
According to the logs, someone went inside shortly before the power surge.
It must be the security chief.
We're the only one with authorization.
And our security chief's key card was missing.
This is starting to add up.
The security system is still offline now, and called at the red flag.
that's him. Now what's in those crates?
Oh
Excuse me, pardon me
Oh, he got hit by a dart!
Okay, grab a dessert. Oh the crème brûlée. I want crème brûlée
He jogs like Commander Shepard. He actually does conjure like him
You again, that's right the maid is picking a lock now you've seen everything
Oh
That was close
Stand on the main
James whatever you think you're doing stop you're an over your head. Yeah, it's how me about it
Um. Click. Other than the peppers? Why would I y'all hate him? Bond, we were doing so
So good buddy.
Stairs.
Where'd he go?
Dude, how did he get through this fucking giant ass room with all these people?
With a cart that quickly without hustling?
Dude, was he sprinting across the room?
Bro, deadass sprinted across the middle of the room!
Better not be talking about me.
Uh-oh.
Fuck.
Oh, you think this guy's got a nuke?
Uh-oh. Wait, hang on. What did the note say? The note said something, right?
The carrier's too small.
Hang on, there's gonna be clues. There's a puzzle here. Hold on.
Wait, hang on.
Uh, lion thing? Lion thing? Okay, nevermind, that's not it.
Uh, what am I looking for?
Wait.
Wait, hang on. Wait, is it a combination of the animal?
It looks like lion...
uh, goat snake?
Lion...
goat...
snake?
Holy shit, I'm insane.
I'm actually the puzzle master.
Status wine cellar. I have eyes on the suspect. He's unpacking something Cressida. I tried she wouldn't listen engage
Break cover if you need to I don't know about this down. I mean road. There's no time to wait for mission
We need to act now. This is the last time I'm saving your ass
What the target double-on interdental perception hidden street for the Grand Hole the blaster is not even in disguise
I know you're in here! Fuck out of my way! I'm coming for you!
I see him. Everyone reposition. Cover the exits. Monroe, what's your status? Monroe, copy.
He's busy. Cressida, we need to call it off. Something bad's about to happen.
James, what have you done? Where's Monroe?
What was that?
Monroe?
Oh
Well, he's not breathing
No fucking way he's dead. Oh, you know what? I actually started to kind of like him.
I
Pressure it's been wrong
I'll beat that shit out of you!
You don't kill my boy, but I'll kill you!
I'm coming for that ass, bitch!
Oh, you think you're him?
You think you're him?
Hang on!
I got a weapon somewhere!
I got a shoulder charge!
I got a fear of being killed!
Oh, this is for the wrong party!
This is for the wrong row!
This is for the wrong row!
Oh, you piece of shit!
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking beat your ass!
Yeah, yeah, you think you're dumb?
This is for fun, bro!
I'm gonna slam you!
Fuck you!
Oh, come on, Bonnie, we just can't hit this ass. We can't get hit again.
What the fuck? There's two of them.
He's the same dude, like other twins.
You though, I know it was you!
I know it was you!
I know it was you!
I don't care!
AAAAAAAA!
Farman RAW!
Farman RAW!
I knew it was finished!
Now I'm gonna finish you!
Bang!
For Monroe!
For Monroe!
Ahhhh!
Ah! Oh!
You want it first, buddy?
You want it first!
Oh, ow.
Get fucked!
No! Wait, do I have a shield? Yes!
Oh, you guys have had those the whole time? Why were you waiting?
What took you so long?
Um, which prize? Which prize is able to bomb?
Calm down. Focus.
Focus.
Okay, where's the off switch?
Motherfucker.
Use this. Fuck, it's the battery.
Battery.
Oh, yes.
What? What do you mean by this?
Wires.
It's always the red wire! Cut the red wire!
The green wire! The green wire!
Oh shit! It wasn't the green light! It wasn't the green light! Oh no, we got the wrong light!
Okay.
Well, then, Rosebody.
Oh, no.
Dude, what a horrible fucked-up day, dude.
Press it up.
Oh
Holy shit, I'm strong
Press the get up Oh
No, I don't think it was, actually.
Go I'll take care of her don't let him get away. I've heard the price Dave
guys I
Well, he's staying here with the bomb though
Hey yo slow down
Oh hell yeah, we get the cool car
Yes!
See, this is what I was talking about.
I was like, we got car mogged at the beginning,
and now we're about to be the car mogger.
Looking for these?
Hold on.
Is she American spy, maybe?
Oh my god, this car's fast.
I can do that.
Got some corners?
I'm very good at cutting corners.
I basically did my entire school career of cutting corners.
Oh, buddy. Oh, you what you ain't getting away?
Oh, buddy, you're lucky the game is slowing me down artificially, otherwise your ass is mine.
Oh, your ass would have been mine, buddy.
Your ass would have been grass.
Last place that Simpsons hit and run?
Dude, I did actually.
I love that game.
That was awesome.
That's an OG right there.
Although, what was the other one?
Not hit and run.
The other one.
The other one wasn't very good.
The one where you couldn't run around and do stuff.
You want to talk about?
It was another Simpsons game where you drove around the chip, but you were stuck in the
car.
Road rage.
was cool okay okay all right I believe you but I don't know which one left but
okay I trust you wait she was right shit
well do that guy was flying by the way dude this is like a little industrialized
area dude that guy was going fucking mental
also is this an Aston Martin by the way I know Aston Martin had like a muscle
looking cars
Oh, I've been over it.
Uh, it sounds like the car's kind of dying. No, no.
Why is it not hitting my next gear?
There we go.
Okay, I guess you've ever seen such a good driver in your entire lives, by the way. I bet you haven't.
Right. Who are you really?
Agent Shalom Rock. I'm with the DGAC. That's...
Friends and challenges.
James Bond. I'm on six.
Guess I figure there's much.
Once you're interested in double on nine.
If it doesn't spend his future years in a world course, that's what it'll take.
DGAC has been hunting here for a long time.
This is the process we've had at Gordon, and I'm not letting him steal from my fingers now.
Sounds like we have a conflict of interest.
How about we burn that bridge when we get to it?
I mind you.
Okay
Did he got far ahead of us by the way we suck
We suck I'm not loving the oaths and was
When that case
Oh
What I'll find them we need to keep that thing on the ground
Well, what are we waiting for there's that English so far when Charles James
Wait, she's just gonna piece. She hit me a gun and
is that a chipmunk wait they have wait oh yeah smoke
Did he have a gun for me?
Give me that.
I don't know if I want to mess in Jesus' reign, but...
Oh
Hey, I want that yo each
How does he have a plane that big?
Hello?
What am I supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do?
Hello?
AHHHHHH!
That makes a lot more sense.
I'm gonna break my new window.
I can get in. Okay, cool. I only carry up to 30 extra bullets. I can see your feeties!
That works
Hello, I know what what how does that even cut it what?
How slow am I?
Wait that was sick wait that was actually sick
How the actual fuck are you shooting at me on the wing and you hit that tire?
That is gonna be so- who hired that guy?!
CUT IT, HOW DID THEY CRASH?!
That looks like a re-brick cp, did you see that?
fucking clone troopers every part of it
I need this I'm gonna get a straight line
I didn't think it was a good idea.
I'm gonna block you.
Shhh. Good night buddy.
I'm flying dark.
It's all up to me. Think.
Need a way to force it down.
Open the fucking... good eyes of...
The flight control system.
The bay? Wait, I'm in the bay. That's right.
There's some turbulence.
We might just hold it like this.
Alright, I'm gonna get in the other way too, okay.
I think the car would crash in a blink.
Wait, oh wait, I'm behind the car now. Oh
Where's that voice
Dude, what the- Dude, I just saw a boss just get me in the light enough to have him.
Oh, break the moment.
Oh, I didn't realize I was supposed to move.
Guys, I gotta find a parachute. Is that a parachute? That looks like one. Is that a parachute?
Oh, that's a box.
A parachute, parachute, parachute, parachute, parachute, parachute. We have five left.
Guys, uh...
Guys...
There's guns.
Oh! I can take that, guys!
Who the fuck do you go?
No, no, where do you think you're going? Bring that ass back here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do that.
Wow, I didn't take it off him. I just pulled it.
Wouldn't like the force of it, like, like, pull you off, though, probably?
Jump out of a plane in Slovakia, yo, can we put yo, oh, seven more said, pour one out
for him, buddy.
Holy shit, we lost everybody.
And Gray is crossing a paralyzed hit, dude, we got fucking smoked.
James, the service is over.
Did all these people spend years training to be spies and they all died on their first mission?
Sorry to intrude.
I'm Sir Nicholas Werth, AI pioneer, National Security Advisor and CEO of Web Industries.
I was going to say I'm sorry for your loss.
Secretary Bright informed me of what happened.
I'm sure you did all you could.
So much for the secret servers.
As the creator of Thayer, I'm...
...privileged to settle information.
I know all about your exploits, and I settle them.
Most impressive.
Why did you do it?
If I may ask, risk your life on a million to one chance?
I couldn't do nothing.
Yes, I know the feeling.
People really are capable of the most extraordinary things.
Damn. I spend so much time around machines I sometimes forget.
Wonder if I'm...
Dude, R.I.P., man.
You're a rare breed, Bond. I should be interested to see what you can do.
I'm all he's got left now, is he going to be nice to me you think?
Yes? Yes, sir.
Take a seat.
Hold all calls to my direct line.
These are the facts.
009 is acting on some archaic vendetta against MI6.
His actions have brought us to our knees,
and we are in the midst of a full-blown diplomatic crisis.
This is exactly the kind of clock-up
that Foreign Secretary Bright has been waiting for to shut the program down.
However, it's not all bad.
Thanks to Bond's quick thinking in your eye for detail, Greenway,
they has managed to pin down 009's whereabouts.
I'm sending you to Mauritania.
To bring him back any way you see fit.
I have a few ideas.
Need I state the audience?
Mauritania?
He is not ready.
I am perfectly capable of handling this you open that for me
Right
Greenway will take point bond you will do as you're told
This is our one shot at calming things down, and I need you two to work together. Am I being clear?
Yeah.
But I've got one.
Bond, you go and see Q for your gear and money
penny for your briefing.
You're dismissed.
I've got to help.
This is soccerable and immature behavior
I'm talking about.
And this will not be.
Don't you have somewhere you need to be, Bond?
Right.
I did.
Damn.
Alright, that was actually a really good mission.
Dude, this game is actually so much better than I thought it was going to be.
Honestly, it's been, it was really fun to play, but W mission?
Dude, poor one out for poor Morrison, dude.
R.I.P. that guy.
Oh my god, R.I.P.
Our whole squad got fucking nuked on mission one.
Oh, Monroe, yeah.
Would they say Morrison?
Yeah, Monroe, I guess.
Dude, he wasn't around long enough to remember his name.
Actually, you know what? He wasn't that impactful, but he was kind of making a turn around at the end, you know?
All right guys, that's it for me tonight.
I appreciate you all for handing, spending your time.
I hope you guys enjoyed being here
because I enjoyed having you.
That said, I'm off.
Sorry it was a bit of a short of stream
but I was on really like, I got a late start to the day
because I had a lot of stuff I had to get done
so apologies about that.
Take talking going on first.
Have a good night, see you later.
For Twitch and for YouTube, I have nowhere to send you
but I do appreciate you for always being here.
Thanks for hanging, thanks for spending your time.
Twitch you're gonna go to class two.
YouTube, I have nowhere to send you
So you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
All right.
Chat.
Have a good night.
I'll see you guys again tomorrow for some more gaming.
OK, bye.