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For my fellow commas, for Simcoma.
My wife and kids are leaving me because they say I am obsessed with horse racing.
I'm looking out the window at them now, and they're off.
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Good morning motherfuckin' babies!
Good motherfucking morning babies!
How are y'all doing today?
How are y'all doing today?
good awful oh my god better than yesterday well yesterday was shite so that's how I
understand it understand the ball a golden kappa train is going on right now chat oh
Oh my god success, that's crazy
We've got the golden cap on that's a fake
How the flu misty forest and it rides onion soup is pretty good
Onion soup is pretty good, pretty good, pretty good, I have no advice other than preemptively
stubble your shitty fucking diet alright?
This is me, I haven't been fucking sick for fucking 10 years, except for when I had corona, but that was unavoidable.
Unavoidable. It's been so much time with all of your mothers, you know.
Let's see here, let's see here.
Oh, he actually has a dart.
now it's back okay very good let's see here we got a few subs that we got Jake
the dog seven years in a row starring off strong this guy this guy thank you
very much man this is a little force and smiley face smiley face it's face it's
Thank you very much, welcome back, 35, 41 months, a lucky little 3000, a little god, a god, a ex-RBST, and a Japanese characters, 38, top none none, Jojo-Paw, welcome back, and four years in the last F115, first time in your stream in 2013, also you installed the Hokage stream there, I can read the rest of your message or I will get banned, but I didn't solve the problem, so I'll see you in the next one, bye!
I think I did actually stream like one or two times in 2013 December
I was streaming because I was ranked 1 in Hearthstone but I wasn't a streamer I was
is streaming because you know yeah that was like one hard start but then I I
streamed and I got like I got like a hundred twenty viewers as some shit
first stream. That was pretty cool. That's pretty cool.
But then I had to go away for some studies and I don't know.
I was actually one of the hundred and twenty people who watched the very first stream.
That's not true, because you weren't even born then.
You fucking swindler cucks.
PCIEX and my welcome chatter monster, 72-1 X-matter.
Zed, Illin, the unemployed, and Iguny with the ten gifts, thank you.
Thank you very much, thank you very much, uh, catch you all soon with the 836, Mr. Button.
Thank you.
Link that button.
Alright, well, let's check my fucking account age.
I'm retired.
Oh my God.
I checked my account age.
I can't see my account age because I'm a little fucking nerd.
Account creator.
Hello chat.
I'm hello.
I can't see the couch because I'm a little fucking nerd.
Hello chat and hello streamer, I guess.
Streamer, I guess.
When was my account created, chat?
Can you see it?
2012, 2011, 2011 or 519, ah so I'm a muggy guy huh, you come in here talking shit and
I'm mugging you man, I'm mugging you to death, motherfucker.
You can, wait, oh yeah, wait.
I still see chairs with founder sub-budgets here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, there's plenty of people with foundry sub-bash, you see?
Plenty, I'd say, probably like...
Probably like 10.
No.
Probably like 5.
Which is a lot of people.
But we're not talking about the foundry sub-bash, we're talking about the...
back in 2013.
I watched Krip instead of you. He was better.
Handsome Hyde defined better.
He was never better than Constructed.
But it might have been a better streamer.
That I don't deny.
I wasn't a streamer.
Never have been.
Any old school fresh new, exciting happening in the world today?
What do we have?
mass shooting in canadian school 9 kill 25 injured in canadian school oh shit
new limit is out now in the 90s i'm staggering in the 90s and 60s oh shit that's crazy
rating. That's crazy ratings. Is it not turn based? I'm surprised it has such good ratings
because people don't have. Maybe actually maybe Expedition 33 was like a gateway for
nor is to get into turn based
it's possible
it's possible
oh boulder state probably the bigger one yeah actually yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
nor is play chess now
Fawesome, this is a five minute video. Can you please not skip it and watch it fully?
My brother worked on this movie as extra and it did very poorly.
Just let it play for five minutes. My bro worked on TS on audio.
Special treatment to you the requests.
The edge get done!
The council today agreed its position on the legal framework implementing the European
Council agreement to put a 90 billion loan to Ukraine for the years 2026 to 2027.
So I loaned to Russia.
And how's it going with Russia with some cocky?
What happened?
What was going on?
I don't follow.
Huh?
Huh?
Clamp based dairy substance that is open officially ruled not milk by the UNK Supreme Court
I guess that makes sense
Not that it matters what the fucking official label is on it
The 13 year old shouted alohaq button for stabbing two classmates in the open.
Ukraine is getting their cheeks capped and Russia is in no hurry.
And by the way, what is the problem? Like if you're Russia and you're overtapping chicks, why are you not done? Why is not a done deal?
PlayStation State will play tomorrow. It's one hour long.
Russia met at the Elon Stop Starlink. They were too good at using it on the battlefield when Ukraine complained to Elon.
All right, all right, all right, all right, very good 15 years ago, like a black who is fighting
That doesn't make sense. It's Thursday.
awesome is literally trams
we got some lincos
Who's up with some wrinkles?
Yeah.
17 tricks and they've messed up to be nine years for some job.
Come on, join the batch.
Like any waffles, soft-sweet grinds, some Bench, 298, Barry, Kazis, and Scala, college
wreaths.
I'd like to meet you.
I first think of the day chat and I'm sure it's something amazing.
Amazing.
Mr. Force, here's a good sitcom link.
Okay, I did it.
Dark Light Rises.
What the hell are you doing?
I'm here to make sure your dark night rises.
It's been a long time since I've gotten any tail.
I just want to give it to the Buttman.
Oh, come on, poker.
Don't you want to ride your Harley?
Room, room.
I'm going to punish the people of Gotham.
Why don't you start with me, right meow?
Do you do bagel?
You're under arrest for a legal
horny contract.
Isn't there anything I can do, Commissioner?
You can take a ride and be down to us.
Mustachio.
Oh, Buttman, take me to your butt cave.
I knew there was a place in that culture.
Scared woman.
Oh!
Why so serious?
I didn't know you pained everything.
I'm making me so thornier.
You fair mugs won't work on me, Poison H.I.V.
I want to be a claw job.
No one's stopping you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, claw job, not claw job.
It's not a scratchy coin.
Not again.
Tell me, tell me!
Come on, I want you to do it.
Yes, don't tell me.
It's sort of a small opening.
You can just between the third and fourth boats.
You need to be bothered.
Make me wet.
Commissioner Hard on's here to friddle.
Ready for your butt, girl?
Close enough.
Master Rang, something to watch.
Let me see those catnips.
Oh look, the bats are most...
Where?
Right here.
Time to go to work.
Can't wait for another release.
The street years is generated by chat.
the day they were called in time, it's right for one month.
Watch and learn.
Wait.
You don't know anything.
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Want to talk to your son? Yes, of course I do.
Is it my daddy? Dad?
Sean. Sean. Sean.
What's up? I want to listen.
That's enough.
No, put him back down.
I want to talk to him.
You just did?
No.
You listen.
Real, real good.
You got one more chance to pick up.
Well, you're never going to talk to him again.
No more fucking around.
This is it, right now.
What's it going to be?
No.
Bullshit, you're not going to touch him. You can't be that stupid.
Do you have any idea the rain of shit I can put on you?
Look at your wife.
Look her face.
What the fuck are you looking at?
You know what I can do to your boy.
Is it dark where you're calling from?
You got the shades drawn?
Kind of like a cellar, right? Like a cave?
Well, you better get used to that.
You better get used to crawling in the dark for the rest of your days
because I am going to get the best group of man hunters in this country
and I am going to dedicate my life to tracking you down.
Hey, hey, get your head out of your ass!
You think you can threaten me?
Huh? Who do you think you're dealing with?
Give me the money!
Fuck you in your tube in it. Don't you understand English you useless piece of shit? No money none
Let me tell you something you think you're suffering right now, huh?
You got no idea what suffering is if I don't get the cash in one hour
This kid is dead. I don't get my son back. I mean real soon. You better kill yourself
Because when I catch up with you, I'm gonna take my goddamn time by the time we're finished
You're gonna wish you weren't bored. I'll have your head on a fucking pike. You understand me. Fuck you
I fucking kill him right now. I wanna talk you kill him you kill yourself
You want him? You want him?
Get him!
I'll fucking kill your mother!
You son of a bitch, you, don't go, get out of there!
He's a son of a bitch, you, don't go, get out of there!
Oh God, I'm going to kill him!
Hey, don't go, you're just going to make me...
You killed him, not them, you!
No!
Come on, come on!
Oh God, I'm going to die too, I'm going to die too!
I did it! I did it!
Is it really that heavy? Yeah, it's fucking heavy. I don't want to hurt myself.
I can probably get it off the ground and lift it onto my... and get it up.
Not for very long, and, uh, like I said, I don't really want to hurt myself and my brother's right there.
Just double-tip
You ever just see so many juicy guys and then look at them like man, that's a lot of work
Hello, mr. Force you said no more links, but fuck you here's a link anywhere
I can't do it. I'm fucking dead. I go to a physical store for it. So I want to sit at it
You know see how long it is
Obviously dimensions, but yeah, I just wanna you know
Yes, one sit at it feel it out. It's how sturdy it is. I can't have it in any other grip
I just just feels awkward if I have to change my position of my hand. I stick my head in the wrong hole all the time
Hi dudes, if we don't start sucking dick in about three seconds, I'm gonna freak out, okay?
I promise that's not a fucking voter. I punched that little kid in his fucking teeth. When these motherfuckers are face-to-face with me in the showers, I'll get that ass!
I just fucking unloaded on his ass, though, dude. We were both just slamming each other with something.
You're just like talking into each other, dude.
I love it. I love it. I'm gonna have it today.
Let's remember you have the biggest Hungarian leaner on a Twitch.
Hands down. Hands down.
And I know you all want me to give you your reign, it's okay.
That's so fucking disgusting, man.
I get pretty excited when I get two guys, you know what I mean?
What?
Yeah, when I get two guys, I bang them out.
I'm like, I get super stoked, you know what I'm saying?
It's fucking, you're just like, yeah, this is amazing.
Oh, I just, oh my God.
Oh, that felt so good.
Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
You ever have those nice...
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Ah!
It's an arrow.
Oh!
Oh, sorry.
Okay, uh, where's Goner?
Okay, we're going to this city up here.
What I do is I fucking go into a corner and I get naked,
and then I fucking jump onto his body and just fucking...
and then just get the fuck out of it.
You're gonna be able to apply me that hard wherever we see next is getting a full fucking load dumped on those chests
Okay, suck it out your arms out
You're fucking
Shit look at that
What the that's fucking humongous at least it looks pretty humongous
Yeah
Gato, I don't know how strong my fingers are.
Is it 8 or 9 in the middle of the ring?
I knew it.
I knew it.
I'm not 100% sure this is how it works...
That was hard to understand.
But this is it!
I'm
The moon is shining.
Thanks to you, I can see you well.
Come on, do your best.
I'll come with you no matter how many times I wake up.
My turn.
Rin!
the
I don't know what the legs
Thank you for watching!
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I see the title is what I said, it's what I brought it up in the first place.
He's wearing like a mask or something.
This is a five grand, three two thousand opening round.
Tonight we have 16 men competing in eight different fights.
One class I'm really excited about
is the class between Mark Kerr and Ensign Inouye.
Please give a round of applause for Mark Kerr.
Hello.
And thank you to everyone for allowing me to be here today.
You have been extremely understanding to me,
I'm dealing with my personal struggles.
The water's on!
Let's do it.
Who's the boss?
There's no way I can't get out of here.
Why?
Why?
Because my tummy.
You know what that would do to my tummy.
I would get sick everywhere.
No, it's about perspective.
Okay?
Just let you live with our dreams.
Like on the inside, you don't feel it.
You're like pinned against the wall.
When I started taking every breath of you.
Oh my goodness, the pain is out.
This is too shocking.
There's just an empty space.
When he's distant, it's hard.
Sacrificing everything.
What do you have for me that's just strong?
I know who that is.
Not already though, I think he might be going back.
I'm afraid you'd miss me.
Don't worry.
I'll...
You know what I like best?
What's that?
The price.
Right?
Wrong.
Fuck you.
I'll be back, back.
You're a funny guy, Sally.
I like you.
That's why I'm going to kill you last.
In carry on luggage.
It's just him.
It's just him.
It's your friend.
Your wife, Linda, is our Susan and Leia.
And I'm here.
We're here to make...
Do me a favor.
Don't disturb my friend.
He's dead tired.
Remember Sally when I promised to kill you last?
That's what made you... dead.
I lied.
No, Leila!
What'd you do, Sally?
I let him go.
You scared, motherfucker?
Well, you should be.
Because this green beret is gonna kick your big ass.
All right, it's green beret for breakfast.
And right now, I'm very hungry.
Fuck you, asshole.
Fuck you, asshole.
You'll take Cook's car.
He won't be needing it.
Where are we going?
Shopping.
Where did you learn how to do that?
I read the instructions.
This isn't a plane. This is a canoe with wings.
Well, then get in and start paddling.
No.
Come on, this is all shit.
I won't die.
Broke some battalion.
Come to stop.
That's your arm, John.
Come on, find out.
Thanks.
Come on, Bennett.
It's body.
Hit!
Let off some steam, Bennett.
Leave anything for us?
Just bodies.
What would you do if your 8 year old son told you he wanted to be a girl?
Right now in the perfect world she'd go to sleep with her penis and then wake up with
a vagina.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
A mommy?
An increasing number of children are being brought up as the opposite sex.
That's mine.
What happens when your son becomes your daughter?
It really did take quite a bit of time for me to accept that I don't really have a son.
I never really had a son. This is a daughter.
You look like a beautiful little girl.
If I had to wear boys' clothes and be a boy,
the rest of my life, I would probably die.
I can't even imagine a girl standing right there in the mirror like that,
because I just can't.
Because this is who I am.
I see a smile.
Josie Romero is eight years old and lives in Tucson, Arizona.
Josie is a boy and used to be called Joseph.
Since the age of six,
her parents have allowed her to live as a girl.
Beautiful girl.
No, you are.
No, you are the beautiful girl.
No, you are.
Is it something for them that's doing their head?
Oh yeah, I love it.
Yeah, because she looks in the mirror when she's done and she's so happy with what she
sees.
I like that.
There you go, beautiful.
I'm done.
Yay!
Careful.
Go ahead and take it.
Jose lives with her mom, dad, and adopted sister Jade.
For years, her parents tried to make her dress and act like a boy.
But she was adamant she was a girl.
Jose's always wanted to change her body.
And she put on my bra and she put like things inside of it.
Any way that she could, she'd morph her body.
What would you like to happen to your body when you grow up?
I would like to get boozed when I grow up.
Why do you want boozed?
Looks cute.
What's this?
This is me playing boo.
She looks at her penis as a birth defect.
She wants to have it fixed.
But right now, Josie's afraid of pain.
She really hates pain.
So when she asked me if when she has her surgery,
is it gonna be painful?
I told her it will.
Who would do it?
The doctor?
Right?
Of course.
Yeah.
If you had it done, how would they do it?
Would you like talk to the doctor a bunch of times?
Yeah.
Yeah, and...
And then they push the paint his...
They push it in, and then make it inside.
Talking ball torture.
Anyway, it's a party,
and I want the whole family there.
Revenant party?
No.
Well, I'm sorry if I don't want you doing
one of your stupid puppet shows.
I did that once, Mom.
And a lot of people thought it was pretty cool.
In an effort to hip off the act,
Joe had briefly introduced a puppet.
I tell you something, woman.
You are one cool.
I'm telling you, mother.
Let me give that a real son of a gun.
Oh, why are you doing this?
Oh, man, what's he doing?
Beckham said some things.
Why did he just wasn't ready to hear?
Job, weren't you also mercilessly beaten outside
of a club in Torrance for that act?
He also said some things that African-American he
wasn't ready to hear either.
You know, Mom, we have no idea where Dad is.
How's he going to hear about the party?
Why do you have the baby monitor out?
I'm listening.
She wants a man back.
Yo, man, you're going to get your sorry
wide-ass thrown in jail.
I said that's enough.
Meanwhile, Joe went to check on the one friend who didn't mind having him around.
Get your loser hand out of my ass.
George Sr. had just been picked up by his son.
Ladies!
Stop!
All right, just stay down and let me handle this.
Is that Mr. Bluth there?
He's got his dad. Come on out.
Talking to you, you idiot. Cover him.
Hey, your daddy! How's it going, brother?
You wanna pop the trunk and roll the windows down, please?
I'm just messing with you.
Hey, Franklin, how you doing, little man?
So how do we get her to the church?
Tell her you're in here, or cover her eyes,
and take her to the limo.
Now, you bring her in here,
you knock her out with this ether,
and you stuff her into this garment bag.
Anyone sees you do the same.
Oh, I'd like to buy us.
I
Put a handkerchief over her mouth for a couple of seconds
I'm the boss too though cause you could kill her. I don't have a handkerchief
Fine put the ether on the puppet's lips have the puppet kiss her. I ain't kissing that old bitch
That's my wife you bastard!
That is my wrist!
Leave him! That's his neck!
What's so important that you're dragging me away from this miserable party?
Well, I just had an old friend who wanted to tell you how much I miss you!
Oh, who let this little black...
Hey, brother!
Who you calling, brother? You fucker!
Brother!
The police have been delayed when they thought they'd cornered a kidnapping suspect.
Put your hands up or we'll take that as a sign of aggression against us.
Renauder, he's aggressive.
Buster gets a replacement.
You're not going to let you in at the country club, are you?
I don't want no part of your tight-ass country club, you freak bitch!
Why don't you get joked till your duty works for you?
Very good.
Manhunt! I've gotta do these five things to win.
First, I'm gonna need to get some food to heal.
Then, I'll get some wood and iron.
With the iron, I craft a gun to get some health.
After that, I'll go to the nether to get some blaze rocks.
Then, I can go to the end of beat the gate!
I'm not sick, it's a rat!
I'm a trans man, I'm a bitch!
Shut up! It's goaded!
Hey, let's go get some food!
Oh, there's a pig!
Hi, babe!
Food!
Oh!
Oh my god, you almost got me!
I gotta look for another one.
That's a real pig.
I'm for sure getting this guy.
Oh, you think you can hide from me?
I got a weapon!
Dear god, that's disgusting.
Oh, I'm getting this guy.
Oh, you're kinda ugly.
You know what? That's disgusting.
I gotta look for another one.
No, that's it!
Nothing's stopping me this time.
What's up, bro? I'm eating you bro.
Now I was playing!
Woo! Bro's been hitting the gym!
I'm going vegetarian.
I bet. Now that I got some food, now I gotta get wood.
Alright, let's go to these trees.
Why are they in the line?
Nah!
They're guarding the trees!
Boy, I have an idea.
Hey, too! This guy said your mom-
Look!
I bet. Wood.
What's up, Ben?
What's up, Ben?
Nah, he just said she a whale!
Nah, you know what?
Hey, did you just say something?
Hey, he said your mom loves food!
He also said he wants you to rubber-tack this on here!
He also said he wants your homies to beat him up!
Now, pour it on here!
That's it, bro. Thanks for looking out for my mom. We're letting you go.
Hey, no problem, bro. I know she ain't fat.
Let's go, mommy.
Okay, next I gotta get iron.
Oh, let's go!
And they're guarding that too.
Okay, I'm just gonna rob them.
Hey, yo!
Nah, I'm gonna need a bow, you're close.
I bet!
I'm about to get some iron.
What's up, man?
Oh, he just got rocks!
Let's go, iron!
Nah, you know what?
The way you look just pissed me off.
Let's go, iron!
And now that I got wood and iron, I can craft a gun!
Loki, I wanna test it.
I wanna make sure it fires.
I can't be seen, though.
What if I just quickly shoot it in there?
Oh, let's go! It fires!
Wait, what?!
No, Bilge can get hurt. What if I just shoot it against the tree?
Wait, what?!
Bilge can get hurt that way too.
Hold up, a sheep's wool is soft. No one will get hurt.
Okay, here goes nothing.
Oh, let's go! It fires!
Wait, what? Jesus, it was a costume.
And the chair!
Here, have my gun!
Uh, that's right.
It's not us!
It's not us!
Bro, really? You couldn't tell with the hat?
Alright, I won't use a gun just yet.
Back to stealing.
Hey bro, give me that emerald!
Oh my mom did it!
Alright, how are you gonna stop me?
Wait, what? Wait, what?
It's ghosting!
Your items are all mine.
Okay, that's a...
Oh what?
Don't try anything.
Listen, I'm just here for items, bro.
Help! I'm stuck!
What?!
I'm taking your stuff.
What? Just milk?
Oh shit, this next generation is done for, like you motherfuckers were already done,
this next generation?
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Just aim and shoot the ball into the cup with the potty putter
you take me with you but it's the most satisfying way to practice your game
for over 100 years we've been scrunching and folding toilet paper finally there's a better way comfort one the sanitary paper extension arm and holder the first improvement of toilet paper as we know it since the 1880s it extend your reach of full 18 inches while it follows the contours of your body and comfortably cleans
Pop on the toilet tissue and when through, just press the release button and the tissue drops right into the toilet.
Think about it, toilet paper is really archaic and effective.
The comfort wipes is the modern solution.
That's wrong. Never touch another dirty toilet tissue.
Being a big guy certainly has its advantages and disadvantages. This is a great product.
Drink a lot of water. I really have to go. People are waiting to tea off. There's no restroom out here.
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Bro, that shit is real. Distract.
Can you tell now after 50 years of being involved with the other, which things work and which
things don't?
In educational terms, yes, I mean, I think again it's a kind of miracle that in science
and technology, Israel remains at the forefront of the world.
How does that happen?
It's a complicated question, but it has happened, and they have that spirit which keeps that
going.
I think with the humanities, it's more difficult because we live in an age when the humanities
are underfunded by government, where it's not seen to be a priority.
But then on the other hand, you look at something like the Israel Museum, which has been a success
on a world scale.
And so, again,
despite of all those difficulties,
the light continues.
What would you wish for younger Jews?
I would wish for them, obviously,
to be aware of that being Jewish,
and the history of the Jewish people to rub off on them to a certain level, to give them
the opportunity to understand, and that's hopefully that they respond to that.
I hope too that this creation of the state and home of Israel in what was Palestine is
something that younger Jews will visit because that opens their eyes to the
Jewish people and a very very very important side of the Jewish people
today perhaps the most important side of Jewish people so awareness is
something I will continually underline. Thank you very much.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH gimmies playing
Kesha
on sabhran
ат
AHHHHemos
plume the speed lover
Now this motherfucker was minus fucking 30 seconds. That's pretty good.
That was a war record show.
That's all I get.
Where is this little lad in the crossing?
I followed this by Nintendo
I could tell it was Nintendo
based on the
unique characters
It was Peach
I don't know about that man
I don't know about that
Well that's a great f**king category to speedrun, I'm not gonna lie.
Life divorce percentage.
Wait a minute, you bastard.
What?
Can you let me play with you a little bit before I give you a break?
What?
No way!
He's a man!
Oh, oh, oh!
It's a problem, Deis.
He's just a woman.
What are you talking about?
Deis!
What are you talking about?
Stop it!
Huh?
I'm a little high school student.
I can't get a hint from any of my friends.
But...
What?
Get out of here! I'm talking to the adults!
Dabakku!
Dabakku!
What are you doing?!
You bastard!
Are you okay?
It was a dangerous place, wasn't it?
Yes.
Thank you very much.
B-Bishouja!
Congratulations!
You are my student council member, Chinda!
I don't see it either, but...
In the student council of Chimoshina High School,
we are welcomed as a student council member
by the girls who have become our goddesses.
So you are a thief!
Oh, that's impossible. I'm a man.
Yes?
No, no, no. What are you talking about?
There's something evil there.
Evil?
You look like a girl, but you look like a man!
A man!
You really look like a man.
You look like a girl, but you look like a man.
Why are you dressed like that?
I was kidnapped by the people just now.
They said they'd sell it to Mania.
I don't think they'd do that.
My parents are out of town for years.
I think he's making a debt with all that crap.
And I'm a lawyer.
That's why he's called me a scary person.
What's that?
What's that?
That debt is still in the student council.
Wow.
License and registration, please.
Hey, officer.
You ever realize how hard it is to say rough two times in a row?
Rough, rough?
Good boy.
Alright, I'm gonna need to step out of the car.
And you kind of find yourself in between the whole am I ace am I something else I don't
No, that could be a really good sign that you are gray-sexual.
Gray-sexual.
I'm gonna let that lead.
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so let's get into the video. So I've talked about five signs that you might be asexual and five
signs that you might be demisexual on this channel before, so I thought why not give all of you five
signs that you might be grey sexual? I know I've had a few people in the comments ask me to do a
video on grey sexuality, so that is what we are doing today. Just so you all know I am planning
on doing more grey demi and other identities under the asexual spectrum, just in general,
so look out for those. I did have to do some research on brisexuality and I will be linking
those in the description box below. So let's get into it. The first sign that you might be gray
sexual is that you experience sexual attraction just very infrequently. Now this not only is a
sign that you're a gray sexual but it's actually the definition of gray sexuality. Gray sexuality
literally refers to the gray area of the asexual spectrum and is defined as experiencing sexual
attraction infrequently at low intensity or in an ambiguous way.
Honestly, it might help to think of grey sexual folks as predominantly asexual for the majority
of their lives but having infrequent periods where they do have sexual attraction.
But outside of these periods of sexual attraction, they are essentially pretty much identical
to people who are asexual.
So yeah, if that resonates with you, it could be a sign that you are grey sexual.
The second side that you might be grasexual is that you don't prioritize sex.
Now I do feel like this is a sign for a lot of people on the asexual spectrum and it really
can be applied to grasexuals as well.
Not having the desire or being perfectly fine with infrequent sex both in and outside of
a relationship could be a sign that you're grasexual.
Now I do know that there will be people that are like, of course it shouldn't be that much
of a priority.
Why are you making everything about sex?
But first of all, I would like to say that the majority of our society that we live in
really does make everything about sex and pushes it on people from a very young age.
And second, how sexual people genuinely do prioritize sex.
I don't know about you, but I've been told by multiple people and heard it from multiple
people that they would rather do things on the first or second date to quote unquote
know if it's going to work out or not.
Asexual people don't feel that way.
the way this is. All right now for the links thank you so much for those
educational links don't chat I do I do appreciate it so much it is an
educational stream after all we're here to learn from the best out of the best
And nothing but the best.
And nothing but the best.
I wish I would be feeling what the day came yesterday, the garbage I came on NBC's man.
But we wasted the majority and we only had good stuff remaining, I'm sure.
I am sure.
I am sure of it.
Oh, what happened to my planet?
and
not happening
Shrink the little village.
Oops, I think I pressed.
Alright, we getting some good stuff here.
that is not good shit it's just shit
and
fuck
what the fuck
Oh no, I have make-ups.
Stay with me.
Wait, what's happening?
What's happening?
What's happening?
You see what's happening?
I can't see
floating above the water and like slowly going down.
I can't stay above the surface at five.
I'm sinking.
Wait, does armor make you sink?
No.
What the fuck?
Well, you shot it yourself, there's underpills.
well you show it yourself it's not the pills
and now it doesn't happen wait does it armor actually do that I had no idea I
I never noticed that.
What the fuck?
What do you know?
11, that's good, we have lava on that, what is this, it's lava, alright here we go, two
See me dead, see?
Maybe.
Not fly up, but almost.
Uhhhhhhh
Alright, almost.
That's two minutes.
Stop doing it.
fucking coke. any copers? fucking no bashing. ah that's unlucky.
two minute entry, can't get a bashing, you fucking troll
you fucking troll
now you might be thinking yeah i just increased it to 24
because you spawned at two minutes
problem is that we don't have food to run that far even in this one
technically, it's written there would be the same time as a streamer that has a 16, but
the problem lies within the food.
uh technically i could i technically could chat
I don't know, pickaxe so it's like those stones are half blocks, I can't play Scrabble on that
next to the center of the portal so I would have to mine it with my hands, it would take
too long. I've bored over here. I've over here. We're chillin' we're chillin' we're chillin'
we're chillin' we're chillin' we're chillin'
Why are you talking so much?
Why are you talking so much, bitch?
I'll kill you.
I'm not in.
Okay.
I'm not in.
I'm not in.
Ah.
of
Wow, this was a silly game.
Not bad shit, not bad shit, not bad shit, not bad shit.
No shit, no shit.
Oh, goodness.
and that's
There's a sub three entry.
That's not good, that's pretty bad.
The things I have to do to get a fucking entrance...
one dash and at this direction I see it I should be getting a
I have no clue what it is.
that's something that gives a nice dude
I
Something we know you are legitimate here, Vitaly, don't clarify.
Okay, forward, backwards I guess.
I'm gonna red too and then make this.
This, this, this, this, this, this, this, this.
We're just gonna go to the end, but we cannot wait no longer.
One lost.
That's fine.
We don't need more, we gotta get the rest from chests.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Okay.
Okay.
we gotta get the rest from chests
It's dead, it's dead. Too far for fortress we don't have food. We don't have any string
at all. Clive string. Eh, she's dead.
It's just that I'm just informing you don't shoot the messenger chat don't shoot the messenger
Please you guys stop distracting my handsome, muscular, god gamer, best friend.
He could have the record by now if he weren't so lucky and Donus weren't distracting him.
That's true, and I don't like it, it's true.
Combination is good.
Oh my God, what the hell? What is this, Jack?
Oh...
Here we go.
I wonder how we resort to only look for village cities.
Blacksmith Seeds.
I do wonder.
Because if you were to win Blackstar, you would just pick one.
Because if you were to win next time, you would just pick one, start it, and then you would
refresh all of the seeds in the mold to seed until they get just one village.
That's the most efficient way to scamper anything.
I wonder how many blacksmiths an hour you get.
next mits and hour
Because then we never have to worry about the food and you can get 10 obsidian.
You don't have to worry about beds.
You only have to get good RNG for the end of the post.
I wonder if that's a cracked strategy chat.
Oh come on, what is this shit man?
Slightly annoying, not going to lie.
Oh my god this guy is so fucking bad man.
Well, it was better than it would have been, god.
Thank you, potards.
Blacksmiths per hour strats.
I wonder if that could be something.
Alright.
You guys got time?
We got one so far.
This can be revolutionized in chat.
I
Alright we got two
there are no bad no bad
they got portal as well
Let's go for the sword.
or rather than blacksmiths, blacksmith and kills per hour should be the appropriate
Hey, shut up, we got lava.
Fuck, I should have saved a diamond.
What the fuck is it then?
Oh, f***ing shitty ass sound this time.
Oh my god.
Well, at least we got blocks, right?
and no fucking thing oh my god i was so sure i was gonna get it from the chest that i didn't bother
Hello, Fosan. I'm a new job in the US. Please, Fosan, come to Nazi Germany. Please, please, please, come to Nazi Germany.
Compton, not so generally.
Please, forci-
Please, please, please.
Please, please, please.
Yeah, I don't have a time machine, but...
I'll let you know when I do.
Alright, only one entry with the...
get back speed we don't know it
that's
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
All it's man, all it's a child.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
String me.
Baxmate.
Not Baxmate.
A filthy fuck, Ernestine.
I
I like this puttee
I like the new ball of this puttee
okay that's a lot of blocks. Alright the backsmith. Not that one.
of
here we go come on big black smith ok i'm saving these diamonds actually because we
get on mine straight down so if you find one more diamond that's a pickaxe pick an axe
That's everything.
Yes, there's the thing.
Okay.
Wait, where's the golden?
where is the golem?
oh no, not like this
he's stuck in a face somewhere
I have to take the loan.
It's location is too broken.
I'm going to count.
It's real seven.
I'm playing this one without firestorming it is.
Yeah, that's very nice.
A little special, special edition.
Here's the shuttle floors, I say I can't think about it, it's 13 years to get to 7th
They're going down the main wall.
Hunter's guns!
All we want is a ravine.
I
Like I can't look right
fuck off, why can't I take it?
Okay, these are some battles with the timer, uh, oh, we got a thing going, we got a thing
going there.
Uh, it's a little bit awkward.
This is a balcony, I think?
I think it's a balcony, yeah.
Okay.
Uh, alright.
Uh...
Uh...
There we go.
There we go.
Really?
That hurt.
It's a little bit...
It's crazy.
It's...
Up and jump or bridge.
Up has to be better, right?
But it's pretty far.
Fuck it, I'm a rich here, I'm a rich.
this man on the right, but it's a man on the left.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I
ah f**k you guys are stupid
Okay, 14.
Ah, there's nothing this time.
Okay, what is going on 14 I was happy why is the 14 okay so 13
Okay, so it's behind me. I don't know why it's so fucking...
of
the
of
the
of
14 times 16, it could be either left or right here, unfortunately.
right here, unfortunately.
It's more likely.
I
That's you know, goodbye. I'll go on this fuck you know
of
of
of
of
of
13
I don't think so
I don't have a secondary portal so I guess I have to go down there.
oh my god man can I just look it fuck man fucking Christ
It wasn't there, most likely, it wasn't there, it wasn't there.
Yeah, those chests up there were really empty from Scylian, huh?
Really fucking empty.
That bridging didn't help either to the Bastion or something like that.
string in chest yeah I mean the string wasn't real it was obsidian obsidian obsidian
I'm going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.
I'm going to go back to my room and see if I can get out of here.
I have no idea who's playing this.
I don't know who I am.
I don't know who I am.
I don't know who I am.
It's completable. Two auxillian. One auxillian.
What do you think about that?
Not very ecstasy at all.
Alright, blacksmith from the get-go.
Okay.
There we go, and there are sights too.
I've got the beast in my sights.
One, two, three, one.
Looking good, looking good.
There's a flint, and we dig straight down after we check a little bit the fruit in this house.
this house
this house
I'm wondering. Hello, I'm not really...
Anyhow, thank you for your welcome back, Tilly. Super Oak, Fizzes, Mice and Mice, and
8-Gauge and 1-Folk Sword, all kind of creatures. Boom. Noodle of the World Record Run. Impressive,
All I want to know is, where is the gun?
I love them.
Alright, we'll see, we'll see, the winner gets fucking tea, that's for sure.
Don't do that. Do not do that.
Okay, no further play sets.
Fortress.
We're doing a Bastion as well, within...
I'm gonna go ahead and say...
18, 9, 20, actually.
20 straight up.
Oh, I lied.
I have fucking life
Could have been
Could have shit up
I don't think so.
wall over there, the blacksmiths
I don't think so
Okay, what is the, uh, announcement of the match?
Blue side tomorrow, blue side, west side, east side.
Okay, we got a black script, Service Lava, Watch out, Watch out, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey,
Watch out!
Watch out!
Here I go!
Hello, Gollum.
Meet me again.
Hope for the last time.
I'm going to be back.
Bye.
One two three, one two three...
Okay.
Okay.
Dave down here.
I'm real tough with it, 2, 3, 4, 7, 4, 7, my god! Please, please, please, stop this shit!
It's coming man, right now. At end to end. This is the scene.
Misdemeanors are close to trying and we'll talk to the birdcage in a moment.
Although for some time I just wanted to share this experience since I'm a loser also I went
to a prostitute and I took the Viagra and lasted about one minute, the first round.
The second round I lasted for about 20 minutes minus, $150 minus, $10 one miss TD.
STD by Apple.
Oh, this is a big Minecraft moment.
There are worse things than STDs.
Oh, Golden Gerrard, yeah, let's go, too.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
What is the operation?
Order of operations?
Wow
Okay
Nice, man. Double.
Ready?
Alright, there's the cave, so we should be good here.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Okay, go straight down, no time to waste, go straight down,
Let's go down here in the middle.
of
4.20, but from village, I'm here with people.
Unfortunately, I'm not dead yet.
Unfortunately, I'm not dead yet.
I'm not dead.
I'm not dead.
Alright.
So far, like 3 entries?
It hasn't been an hour yet.
I'm more counting the seed where...
I'm more counting the seed where we had a shit entry.
six obsidian is good
I don't know.
36. I think it will go down.
I've come to pieces.
Only five.
Yeah, we're still under 3 minutes.
Is he still completely fine?
I think I'm going to go back to my room.
Really though, that's crazy.
So all you got money, man, I'm gonna run, I see a problem.
Wrong direction.
It's fine, it's fine.
So far it's not looking great.
for the strats. But it could just be variance.
Okay, this is pretty good, open three of these glitches.
Okay.
Is that a blacksmith?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
There we go.
I'm gonna see what we think.
We don't need more food, we don't need more anything.
We don't need more food, we don't need more anything.
I take this because I can.
Alright.
Gravy.
Grave danger.
We really don't want to dig down here.
We can avoid it with so many blocks.
I push not there, it doesn't look like we can't wait.
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm dead, alright.
I'm fucking dead.
Yes.
Nice.
Okay, oh my god
18 obsidian
18 obsidian
Okay, I mean I guess you just kill the golem make a pickaxe, right?
Yeah, I
Guess that is the player kill the golem and make a pickaxe
of
stuff
of
of
that
I think I won at 20, which is far, but we have early M2 players.
I have already emptied plus food
I don't know what's behind me if it's here
I can't tell
You know what, I'm just gonna run the best way possible
I'm very good
up or down? down? a little bit more there you know
What?
I was too far.
Fucking built him, was 20, it's just impossible to make it through.
It's simply impossible to make it through.
It's impossible to make it there.
So there we are, cut on that fucking thing.
What? It was a 20 built-in basher. That's just impossible.
Fortill Village.
Bane.
Master Nightsenary!
Uh, technically this is fine, right?
Um...
The question is...
Uh, the question is...
We go ahead and...
Turn that into that, mine the stone, make an egg, kill the golem...
Uh...
Yeah. Silk touch doesn't do this at all.
Oh, it's cool.
Got him.
Ah, okay.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
uh what are we doing?
I'm bleeding all over the place
that's fine
I believe
I believe
there's a humongous hole over there
I'm not talking about your mothers
in there
It's right here.
There's a shit.
swim for that shit
ummm
so what is it?
it's not a guaranteed llama
with half the flint already. It is a full ship and it is a proper facing ship.
It's not terrible. It's a subtree entry, actually, even though it might not look like it right now.
H. Forsen, I am a believer. I believe that you can do it.
I believe that if you get the super-omented Godseed of all Almighty Godseeds,
You can pull it off. Just kidding. Never doubt it.
Yo, I'm making the juicer suffer again, and again and again.
at least
learn big torrents
classic
All right, there we go.
I think I have to open it until it's fucking over.
The Bastion is really 12, which is not really good.
We won only the 1 Bastion.
This direction is... I think far this is probably the only direction we go.
Why is it attacking?
I'm so confused.
Why is it attacking?
Oh, legendary something.
Alright, that's unlucky.
Ahhhh.
All right, that's a lot to do.
How do we...
Okay.
Some of the pig is back to us.
Oh no they come.
Can't get out.
We're no food.
That was the real issue.
No food.
and the zombie pig is attacking us
that was just a fucking fiesta of battle and the
start to finish
very the zombie pig
like big underhand
okay not the table right there
not the table right there
you
you
you
you
you
You
We got a version at this location, let's see it across the lava lake, that's about to
Okay, that's enough for me. Alright, that's good.
Oh my god.
Okay, we're getting done.
Fucking cancer.
What the fuck?
Wow really you fucking land in between that's crazy
we can't lay to the party right now
774 blocks away, that's far, that's far chat, that's really far, that's unplayable,
Abandoned Blacksmith Double Blacksmith
That's not it.
4
4
Playbook
No
Retard
I am retired
Blacksmith?
Service Tower would be so cold one time.
Blacksmith.
One time!
A breadsmith.
A dreaded breadsmith.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
No, the kid.
No, the kid.
No, the kid.
No, the kid.
That's very good, that's everything we need, we need some hot food.
That's all she wrote, I believe.
No longer going to have to kill him.
Call through, that should be enough.
Uh, gravy, gravy, gravy, gravy, gravy, gravy, gravy, gravy, gravy, gravy here.
There's money down there.
Fuck it.
What do we want here, what do we want here, what do we want this way, what do we want
This is really good, we got lava.
Oh my god, we got lava.
Ah, okay.
Look at that, look at that, full, everything, 3 minute entry, here we go.
I see a fortress. I'll spy with my little eye. A bastion too, right?
Yeah, there's a bastion over there. Okay, everyone, if you see it, chill. I'm telling you,
Okay, Fortress, and the Bash in someone in this direction, I see it actually, okay?
We have food, food.
Alright.
Okay.
in this direction alright look at this direction chat look at it alright it's like west remember
Okay, remember
Remember
Okay, we're gold
We are a little bit low on the food side we can lie this manhunt, but it's a lot of work
Ah, alright, I told you to kill the next tower, I need to go there.
No risk.
We're doing this.
I'm gonna go up
You can have some of my road down
fuck it, we got a respite, we got a respite so far, it's showtime
I'm not gonna end up sitting here.
That's not so good.
I'm gonna eat that.
I did.
So I need to get up and sit in the chest already.
I'm gonna go parry.
I'm um...
original portal?
No, I'm not bad.
We don't even have 10 ups again.
But we have to go back to original portal and then we have to find obsidian underway.
Ah, this is so scuffed.
That's very scuffed.
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
the
and
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
Alright, let's get out of here.
Yeah, let's get out of here. We don't have obsidian.
Everyone is dead.
Both of them.
We don't have obsidian, chat. We don't have...
We have six obsidian.
Alright.
Six obsidian.
what was that?
bad rng, bad rng, but good entry
Whee.
Pitchaxe.
Pitchaxe.
third food.
I'm gonna take a loot.
this is called a mat
a flint
a blacksmith
Bad.
Oh, Egonimus.
He's gone, so...
Gonzo Alfonzo.
Oh, Blacksmith, can we get Serpent's Nala?
hotel
That's bad.
double charge
It's a bad luck.
As you compare it to how many entries you get during ocean runs, I should.
I should very much.
I'm gonna put it somewhere down here.
Okay.
There we go.
Okay.
I'll put it here.
Okay.
There you go.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'll put it here.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
That is... a portal though.
Oh, a portal.
Nah, it's not a good portal.
Let's make it not really ocean, let's make it not really ocean, let's make it not ocean,
Not good ocean or?
Alright, come on, give me the stuff, big stuff.
Okay, let's big stuff.
Alright, did we ocean or did we ocean?
Alright, do we ocean or do we take down?
I think we ocean there.
One doll thing, sure that would help.
Yeah, this looks pretty good now, let's see if we can get that one time.
Get away from the core of biome.
Yeah, this is what I was worried about.
ocean
Okay
No!
What did I do?
I got the final.
Okay, that's fine.
3, 40 and 2 are full field and watch is good.
Very good.
One Bastion at less than 32.
This is very good.
I'm going to use this.
I'm going to use this.
I'm going to use this.
I'm going to use this.
I'm going to use this.
I'm going to use this.
This direction is very good.
And this direction is pretty much 94.
That's not good.
Alright, so essentially,
Essentially, uh, when you go straight down, obviously a bit, the reason we can't go down
right away is because the border will look a bit further down, if it could, but it couldn't
This is all red, though.
I don't know what I'm going to do about it.
Okay, what is this man?
was it right under me?
I don't quite see
Oh
Yeah, where's passion to where's passion to could not have been
Alright, black smelting.
Okay, that's enough.
Ah, actually, let's do this one.
Sorry.
I'm really
I did see a giant hole, and I think there is a cave underneath.
Nope.
Alright, Blacksmith.
I do wonder, dig down or surface lava?
What is the better play?
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Oh yeah.
Evening Mr. Force. Today I had an important exam and I thought I could manage without studying.
After not being able to answer the first two questions I just handed in the paper.
The teacher looked me in the eyes and I just said run was dead anyways.
And he understood and gave you a weapon.
We got a four, Chris.
It's not great.
I forgot to get food, and maybe there was no food?
Either way, that's some traversable over there, it's dead even if we had food.
The terrain is just too bad.
Now we're starting to get some entries here with the villagers at least.
That's a good sign, a good sign.
The pumpkin lags me, it's actually.
The pumpkin!
The PUMP!
It's better than cunning!
and
Alright we got Portal Village, we got Blacksmith on that.
Let's check it more later, first of all.
And...
No, it's dead.
It's dead.
one house village
with a ghastly sound. Okay, we got a village lava over here. It could be blacksmith. I'm
I'm gonna grab the block here
for two
sticks on the way
what does the blacksmith look like?
like a stony thing
Big village I just
Oh shit with all
Hard to spot from the outside for the un-initiated
Well, we are initiated
are you trolling around?
two fucking blacksmiths
and you can't give me what I fucking deserve
Like smooth, visually a surface lava boltering, I feel like.
Fettable!
Jeans and jackets?
No, I mean, that's
Lava
Let's see here.
Okay, that's good.
I'll do that.
I'm actually gonna make the beds first, like the Trogax.
There's the garland.
Double Blacksmith.
Diamonds.
Okay, that means we're digging down, baby.
We're digging down. Still have to kill the Galen, unfortunately.
We just barely did not get our last one.
Serves lava.
No.
They're stuck.
We're baiting.
I need to go bathing, my hour.
Where's the fucking food?
I really did down.
I don't know what's going on here.
I got one one in tiny
Okay.
I'm about to actually...
How close is the building?
Like 17.
Uh...
Oh, that doesn't look so nice.
We have all four of us over here.
Okay.
So... that's over there.
Shit entries, no Godseeds!
1 to 6 hours, I'm locked in!
Thus entries, back to back Godseeds, 3 sub 10 finishes.
He started speedrunning.
Well, if you have aided you thought this is a joke about seeing the duck.
They have aided ours.
Alright, it's over there Chad.
It's over there, okay?
I thought it was super close anymore, but it is close enough.
What fashion is this?
Double fashion.
Okay, it's my favorite.
My leading system.
It's not clear if he's dying or not.
Oh, that was close.
Ah, well, that is...
What do we do?
I take off when we go in, when I go up, I don't even care what's going on.
This is my fault, they don't fucking have blocked my shit and they died from lava port, man.
Okay, someone tell me what direction it was.
I came from there.
I came from there.
I'm lucky I didn't top here.
Sixty nice.
That's not enough.
That's not enough, some sand dunes.
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uh...
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of
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I can't miss this.
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Let's go.
Let's farm.
Oh yeah, that's pretty fun.
One, seven, and a five.
Wait, is that an angle?
Is that a zero?
We're doing 90 fucking blocks.
Yeah, that's fucking TGS.
That's fucking TGS.
I need to find this floor.
I need to find the box that is.
two hundred twelve and fifty-eight alright
It's too far away to accurate the day.
Did I make that too high up?
Oh shit, I didn't make that way too high up.
Okay, question time chat.
Which one was it? Was it 4 and 4?
Where's the middle third case?
If you dig down. Is it 4-4?
4-4.
4-4 of this chunk here.
5, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4.
At least I have nothing.
Yeah, I've wrapped the thing down.
But it's very unlikely that it's here anyway because it was so far away.
It's starting to close down.
Should be relatively close though, it's over there... no, I like it.
Locate... strong... no... 91 blocks away, yeah, it was relatively close but... okay, oh here it is.
I think you guys fucked a little bit from me, really.
Run was the...run was the...run was the...unfortunately it was so far.
None of the pearls, I gotta say like a minute and a half, if we just got the infinity pearls
there. You can 100% with eye, even when you're at 2k blocks away. Yeah, I believe that.
But if you are not far away, the run is most likely dead anyway. So, at that point doesn't
matter. At that point it doesn't matter.
We keep getting the fortress first into Bastion, but if we one time get the Bastion and then
the fortress will save like fucking three minutes of fucking running, that would be
fucking swag.
You got a blacksmith, you have service lava, you have a portal, okay.
Blacksmith portal boys, here we go, warm up the wrist.
You'll meet both, Chad, if this is gonna be a fucking buzzin' seed.
Wow!
Ten of Sit-In.
I'm not sure about the CD. Three Gold Lorsen, two S-Spyram.
My Force, I love the runs. Being fun of the god gamer.
Could you please tell us why you won't install the Hobo Skin and Language Pack?
I think they're funny. But luck on the runs.
Ah, well, there's just another installment in old man.
Where's the play? Do you need to go portal? I don't know what the play is here.
Do I get a gold pickaxe? Gold pickaxe, or do you just don't kill the Garmin?
Use the portal. Yeah, but shut the fucking brain man. You need to first think of how to get the island to pass.
And just use the portal.
I guess we could potentially take a chest note for one item I get it from there.
Killing the goblins, can't wait.
Ah, fuck it. I'm not even gonna go with my initial...
...goblins there, which was...
This.
Into this.
Into this.
Meet potential run man, zero finished runs, zero exits out of the nether, 7 failed runs
in the last 30 minutes.
Give me liberki, give me fire, give me ala seeds, waste or i retire.
True, true, true.
true true true. Alright, let's go, four right away, without gravy. More...
it's completely... I'm gonna save the obsidian here. I'm going to save the obsidian.
I save him, save him, gonna grab the wood.
It's worth a shot.
If you have an avi, it's when you're worth it.
Big, big problems.
Ah, okay, but no, they saved.
What did they save, son?
Saved in the chat.
The run was dead anyway!
No dash, son.
The round was dead anyway, it did not matter if we put a little prank on Shat there.
This looks like a lava, I'm just gonna check this, okay, it's a lava.
that's it, that's it.
Double blacksmith but not long diamond triple blacksmith but not
I don't know what I'm talking about.
We got some juicy blacksmiths, but those new netherers...
I don't know what's going on.
It's pretty good max for firing those docks with film.
5
What does it mean?
What do the numbers mean in medicine?
Likes me?
Double blacksmith. Okay, here we go.
Goldsmith.
Surface to love anywhere.
Portal? Okay, it's a run, I think.
I think it's a run.
Maybe over there.
Pickaxe.
Okay, we got one, so if we get six from the golem, or five from the golem, we're good.
I think...
I wonder what the blue screw would say?
It's fine.
We have infinite food.
It's merely a setback.
I think I'm going to have to go back to the castle.
I'm going to have to go back to the castle.
I'm going to have to go back to the castle.
Come on, do it.
Three.
Fuck it.
I'm sure we'll get another.
One more.
I'm sure we'll get another.
how do I get this to always go on the steady pit one here
Come on Chris.
All right, it's fine, it's fine.
No bashing, no bashing, but it could have been, it could have been a bashing, next
to a fortress, or it could have been right there, right then, but it said this portal
I don't see it, might be it.
Unless it's shit.
Blacksmith.
Blacksmith.
I'll have to sit here.
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Big ravine, no planks, Nick.
three of those for those, for those
okay this could be very good
good food, good food, good food, good food, good serve
This one has a pickaxe for us.
You want to come in here, but what's up with you?
Oh, that's great news.
One, two, three.
Alright.
Out in the ocean?
Oh, no, there's a question.
No, not.
here next door
get out of the goddamn way man
it was a ravine cave somewhere
Oh, Surface Nava!
I actually had to do this more.
I had to go and look for giant poles on the surface, instead of being bounced straight
away and if I see surface now well then that's a win win it's a win win
Oh my god, the path is where our lives saved the run.
3-4 fucking village that's what I'm talking about
This direction I guess
We're not the very close one, but we do have time, we are still young after all.
The pathing looks kind of decent, we're gonna lie, but the borderline is good, very good.
But let's make sure that this was a fortress and not a castle.
I don't like how this is transitioning, however.
I don't like it when you don't get through here.
over here it's most likely built in
Alright, here we go, I see it, I need to force him to see these.
uh which one is this? it's uh two fake ones
There are zombies right there.
Stay with me, man. Stay with me. Stay with me. Don't go. Don't go.
Okay, let me think here. Should we do the top part now?
I'm thinking we did a top part here
I'm not sure if it's on me or not, but it's on me.
Wait.
I don't know if it's on me or not.
Ah, I'm gonna be with another one here.
So, it's behind.
It's behind.
Alright.
Let's see if they're down here.
They should be down here.
And then we take the last one and go.
Ahhhhhh.
There we go.
What did I say, behind?
16, 20, 18, I'm sitting on this kind of frame.
There is one chest there, surely we'll have two in each, there has to be two in each,
So speed 3, and I keep that, and here we go.
Throwing the run, and 1, wasn't 22, 21 or something?
This is terrible incoming.
Everyone throw a dead.
I might have to buy it, but I have to take some.
We just can't throw up there.
I like something there.
I don't see it.
If I can change, could make my knife help?
I mean, it was Trinna with my own.
That's a lucky hit there, because I was facing it one way, but it landed on the right side of the frame instead of on it.
What's the lucky hit?
Funnier 22 was pretty much dead, uh, we would have to get really lucky there.
Really lucky.
the village lava
Alright, that's really good.
That's really, really, really good.
We're going to gollum.
That's really really really good. We're gonna golem.
Give me food.
I'm saving man.
Don't be free.
Double blast me.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Slip, slip, chat.
Look at that, dreamland full of limits.
All we need is to catch a little break in the nether there, right?
We catch a little break in the nether.
We got one with aim at 16.
In that direction.
Let's find out whether it's close or not.
It's I see it.
It's only one play here.
Alright.
Only one play.
Only one play.
Oh, we don't have full food though, that's kind of annoying, but I'm sure it's fine.
This has been worse than possible.
There's not supposed to be any squads, this whole thing is like...
Where are the others?
Oh.
So fucking burned down.
are they walked off?
walked off
they said no and
fucked right off
I can't even believe this fucking door
I got a call on me.
Get in the car.
Get in the hole!
Oh yeah, spawner!
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm not gonna get it. I have to get an anchor to reset. I know my food. I was one crystal
off. There's nowhere to go. There's nowhere to go, okay? We had no fortress, alright? It
It was the fucking shit squadron.
It was just browsing around until maybe you found a one.
It was the dead seed of the fucking Bastion, and it was a lava pour inside of the Bastion.
It is nowhere to go.
What?
Difficult to reset, so let me reset this game.
Okay, that's good.
Very good.
Uh, one, two, three.
Okay, this one we have to pick down though, I think.
I don't get it, Fawcett.
Why are you playing with a handicapped?
It being the female skin.
Don't you know that men are biologically superior to women?
Strength, speed and stamina.
And let's be honest, intelligence wise too.
I suggest changing to the hobo's feet.
I prefer not to speak.
Oh my god.
They had it in the box.
Oh my god.
It just drips over.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
Nice order, giga-wrestler roll the button.
Oh fuck!
I forgot about bread.
Oh fuck man.
Ah I'm stuck.
Not my grade.
Except for, if you never know, you're gonna find...
...an infinite box of these.
Uh, no blessing.
Thank God.
I've been taking this food now, but no survives!
What a bullshit.
Looks like no surface, Lolo.
I knew it.
I knew it.
ok, surface lava or a beam
that's a nice bot
It's like a deeper
Golden Apple
Okay, we got it we got the lava
Or did we
It was bait.
It was bait from the start, alright desert.
We get a nice one here, we get Serveslala.
I guess it should not be underestimated.
Yeah, bless me.
And a portal.
Okay.
Portal.
What?
another blacksmith
You're gonna do more selfs.
Okay.
Three diamonds.
three diamonds
How do we do this?
I'm going to make the board man.
All right
one
one
right
so we didn't know what
what is this damage there
um
Is it the direction?
I'm getting some weird signals here. I think so.
Nice.
Nice, very nice.
Very good.
There it is.
There it is.
Chad.
Which one is it?
What the hell is that?
Kinders surprise.
Oh, what is this shit?
What is this?
It is Chad, which one is it?
Who the hell is that?
Kinders surprise!
Ah, what is this shit?
I'm not breaking that shit.
We're gonna fight.
We are going blind in the direction.
Look, sound like...
I don't mind getting rid of those shorts as we're not gonna be able to fight them.
So hard for this guy to get in the fucking hole.
I have full food, that's okay, okay.
But...
I should probably go in.
What? You're all not created for girls? I'm going to search and find you.
Let's go!
I'm not even gonna turn up to the end of the world if I'm fucking dead, I'm gonna take
a part of this and I'm sitting there damn round the stretch.
Alright.
Boom
Moving here
We can't throw that many prows actually
I'm so good, I'm so good with these games.
Good! Good role!
That is fucking wrong.
Okay.
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I don't fucking have it now.
Better settings.
Let's get off.
Not a good idea.
I'll go back to where I was.
68.
That's fine.
Wait.
I'm not doing...
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It's gonna take a little bit longer than I thought it would be.
It's gonna take a little bit longer than I thought it would be.
Alright, but we wouldn't build it over here.
Sorry, we wouldn't build it over here.
for good ring right and then the actual place was the opposite direction so
Anyway, it was dead, it was dead, it was dead.
We are getting some photos of stairs.
This looks good.
This looks very good.
being too much dry food and not drinking enough water gives you hittings
down in the hole we go
ah we're in the drain we go
let's see
Okay, we got one in this direction versus...
Oh, fuck this guy.
Okay, okay, okay.
This could work.
I don't know what to do with this.
Okay, it should be a passion appearing soon.
Soonish.
See it?
Please don't help.
Okay.
Okay.
Are we doing enough here?
Okay.
This should be enough.
I'm gonna do...
Alright, that should be enough, right?
I swear, I clicked the bone, man.
Block.
Clutch.
I can't block clutch, first of all.
There's no way I'm near, so you know, even if I am near, we have no blocks in the bar
right now.
There's a fucking Stalker, bro.
Alright, that's it, we are done.
Okay.
Okay, this is fake gold and this is fake gold, okay, it was double fake gold, man, almost
both are fake both the upper and lower they're both fake there's no gold
whoo you guys thought I actually threw that was like a moon here
holy shit it was dead it was dead it was that thing the fucking dogs it was
already bad with stuff and things. Alright, alright, alright, alright. There was nothing.
Okay, commander should be great.
This should be great on paper.
All blacks make the turn.
There's fucking all the chests.
Double blacksmith confirmed.
Shit.
Okay, good.
Shit.
Okay, good.
A little bit more food.
Are we good?
Unfortunately the village ends there
Oh
Oh no
That's not good
Carpet tunnel, ahhhhh.
Oooooohhhh.
Okay, I'm gonna chill. Chill.
chill
she's a little drink of water
I see no time that guy MBV and only GM welcome back boys and girls
Thank you very much, we might have to, uh, uh, let it chill, let it chill, let it, let
it, let it slow it, let it slow it, let it slow it, let it slow it, let it slow it,
But...
Alright, find a little cave.
Alright, there's a little cave.
It's killing me.
Which cave should I take?
I'm going to press with my other arm so I can do this.
Yeah I think the blacksmith's seats are actually more intense for your wrists because there's
so much digging in your shit, you're on the boat, you just chill, chillin, relax and all
good, shootin some hoops, blueberry, thresher, it's the easiest to empty with food, oh shit,
Oh shit, I distracted the guy, give me his shoe gold.
I did do some biceps curls there actually, might be related to that.
might just be the outcast, the outcast
I don't know what the fuck it means, man.
I don't know what the fuck it means, man.
I had my hands on.. I had my hands on..
I had my hands on the wrong card for keyboard but it's fine because this was built in, let's
see.
let's find Jack. Portal. I don't see it in the box, maybe I'll take the portal first.
That's a lot of them.
That's enough.
Okay, we'll take this.
Build a tempo.
It's my tempo.
Build my armor.
built in my honor
and we love it to the start
looking good looking good
here we go
we got
3, 3, 4, 5, 6, and then we have 1, 2, and then we have boom, bam, bing, bam, boom, bam, bam, boom.
And then we have unfortunately that.
And 2.
This.
all right all the blocks we're ever gonna need
So we're not gonna have another good gax for the first half of this.
Okay.
There was the portal.
Okay, here we go.
where's the water wait I'm the Tartan
no you are the Tartan
it's fine we're good
We get food and logs. Full relish.
Ah, stop.
Maybe that's the relative call.
That is a dying portal.
It's for good luck.
Here we go.
It's for good luck.
Good luck.
Fortress!
No absolute informant
It's a date, don't fall for it, it's just a... oh another portal.
It's Vase.
One of being completable.
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I don't think so, let's see.
There's nothing in there, lava.
Village lava.
Or no?
Likes me?
No.
This would have to be godlike, it was not.
For the lava, I can see it.
Oh, that's me.
Nice one.
I'm going to keep going.
Keep going back, default seat in captainance.
That's good, that's really good. That's really good.
I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go, I'm going to go...
Okay!
Okay.
I was looking...
pretty good.
Okay.
Eyes are looking pretty good.
Okay.
where is the gravy? where is the gravy? where is the gravy? where is the gravy? should be
over here
there's no way you're fucking trolling
you are fucking trolling
Did you get trolled?
Okay, that could have been way faster.
That's fine.
We got six obsidian in this one.
It makes all the difference.
Come on!
Okay this looks promising, let's see.
I want it 19, how do I feel about that?
Trenn looks good though, I must say.
Ah, let's find out, I want a P.
I can't go there right so I have to go around.
Okay, there it is.
We're kind of at minus...
minus, minus.
Okay.
Minus, minus.
Oh, come on, come on!
Oh, oh my God, a buzzer!
What the fuck, wait!
Get in the hole!
I'm only here, man!
Oh shit, where is me that pond man?
Where did that usual pond be yourself?
Oh shit man!
This Bastion is so shit.
It is so shit, man.
I've heard it turn on the Vifycote, but the Bastion's in there, man.
on the stake of Blue's Soul.
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Was on shitty dates
Why so serious?
My dog?
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I think I'm going to use this one, I think I'm going to use this one, I think I'm going
to use this one.
I don't want to be done with me.
Okay.
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It's not to work so far.
That was some really nice.
Gravy, gravy, gravy.
No gravy.
Alright, we're done.
Okay, we got a bash on the room, the perimeter of 15.
It's very good, very good.
I might have to run here, Chad.
I might have to run in the half.
All right, we see it.
The Believer, right?
Everyone's believing.
Nice and more wood for the beds, for killing the end of the dragon, that's enough.
this is a very good game.
fake gold
not fake gold
hey
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
I'm going to right which is... wait...
That's...
I don't know where it came from.
Okay, so from the right side...
Let's try a bit.
Uh, okay.
Let's try a bit.
Let's try a bit.
Let's try a bit.
I put the right side, right?
Right side right?
I'm gonna show you two on the right side.
Thank you.
I see it, I see it, I see it.
Okay.
How do I get back?
Nine pearls.
Let's troll.
How's that troll?
Let's throw right?
I think there was one more round of burst here.
We cannot throw any more crows though, we got only 13 crows, we can't throw any more
Well, you can't, so I'm gonna have to go to the turnips again.
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and
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step rates
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
I had 63, okay, I don't know if box is away, I can't throw anymore, I have to throw one
more, wait, no I don't.
okay for high roll what altitude i want to be between 40
35 and 45 higher is not better in the way
oh wait it is if you're blind then
Yeah, right.
I should have come up, it's true.
I should have come up, it's true.
But it's there. Without Twin Obsidian, you have to be up all the way. It's true.
It was there.
It was... it was... can I go back there and see?
I wanted to check the...
It's Arkin Knight, son of a... a pure, purest single one, even.
Rune Delight, Bucket Boy, and Grim Reaper.
I think we get it.
T3, the best cap, look.
Nice.
You literally saw surface dirt.
Yeah, but the run is that... it's at 12 minutes.
What do you mean?
Oh my god this is broken, SSD is broken, it's dead.
Oh my god, okay.
Okay, hello, okay.
615 blocks away, even if I went up, and even if I had more eyes.
Interesting.
Alright boys, unlucky, unlucky, what did we think about the Brute Force Plaxmith build?
We actually had some contenders, and we had full food, but we got busted on the RNG with the trains.
Stayed up late tomorrow? Oh yeah, is it tomorrow? Yeah, we'll watch that. We'll watch it. We'll watch it.
But that's tomorrow. That's tomorrow. I'm going to please put today a thanks for watching.
Thanks for watching. Thanks for watching. See you guys in the next one.
Tomorrow, right?
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby.