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Hello, this is National Sport for Turkey.
Please come to Turkey, Mr. Force.
you didn't say no more links minus 20
He is just sitting there staring at the screen and make a look.
Good fucking morning chat, what is this you can't hear?
Every morning I gotta be fresh, there I go, downstairs
Gotta have my boat, gotta have cereal
See everything that I need, so I'm thinking I'm not everybody's rushing
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my ride, I see my friends
Sitting in the front seat, chillin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take?
It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday
Everybody just go workin' the weekend
We just Friday, Friday, getting down on Friday
Everybody just go workin' the weekend
We just partyin'
Although Bayes hope you're having a good Friday
Here's a cute and funny link I-I-I-I-A clap
I-I-I-I-I-I-A clap
I am your clap.
I am your clap.
I am your clap.
I am your clap.
I am your clap.
I am your clap.
I am your clap.
I am your clap.
That's all I got, dude.
That's all I got, man.
But yeah, we'll hold our horses for a while.
Yeah.
Speaking of horses.
It's Friday, Friday.
Friday's gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's looking forward to the weekend
Weekend Friday's Friday's
Getting down on Friday
Everybody's looking forward to the weekend
Weekend Friday's Friday's
Party, party, party
Um, um, um, um
Nothing's more important than the weekend
Good morning ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, sorry I get caught cooking, I have a new
this year I mean. It took longer than I thought it would take. I thought it would be a very
fast one. It will take a little bit longer than you think. I'm not doing Ramadan. I don't.
You have a personal chef. I am my own personal chef.
Uh...
We are back though.
That's true.
That's true, no slang.
Calcium-free and sugar-free?
Yeah, everything free.
I just wanted to.
Either way, anyway.
I was watching a showcase today, it's not even prepared food before.
I don't think there is any showcase today.
I know it's crazy what the fuck we just watched yesterday man.
That second showcase.
My god.
My god, my god in Himalaya.
But, alright, yeah yeah yeah yeah.
It's real on YouTube, I don't like ads, thank you.
Well, how about you get a fucking ad blocker like the rest of fucking non-retardant people?
or you can subscribe for ad-free viewing
wow look at that, look at that
subscribe and push by, push by
I'm too lazy to multistream a man
I'm too lazy
Turbo is 15 bucks, no ads site wide, well that's probably more value if we watch more
than one streamer but why would you ever watch more than the god gamer is the real question.
the real question reacting to links is illegal on muting but i'm not reacting i'm just watching
we got some subleronis some race subleronis
I'm fucking ready because I can't wait to converse with fellow 148 cube beings, okay?
This is what I'm saying, alright?
I got a 48 minute PB, I'm coming for you.
That's what your mother said last night.
Hoban, thank you man.
Pink Zule, chef cat.
We got sans nails with the four years.
Four years for snapping.
What are you shading when I did this record?
Ahhhh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
top right is a buster, tat don't tell him, he doesn't know
demon souls remake oh no demon souls were it was good well it was pretty good
mother and infant burned to death in India after building a curse of witchcraft
What did she show in the toilet or?
I can't cut my face off buddy!
12 wins in the horse racing season and get new heroes killed.
Not yet.
Not yet.
Supreme Court rules Trump terrorist in the ego
All right
Wireless headphones found to have harmful chemicals I
Have never had wireless
Once wait wireless what headphones or wireless like earbuds
I don't know what you're talking about, made of shit.
I took sick leave and worked so I don't look like a retard because it took me so long to
finish a ticket. What the fuck is a ticket?
I don't understand.
Bug in Microsoft AI Assistant causes to read confidential emails and leak its
contents. Here rings Charles got a slap on the wrist and released from prison
again regarding Epstein infelix. Well, is water wet? I don't know, but it's agnostic.
Rich people and getting out of trouble. Trouble, trouble, trouble. Do you watch shameless?
It rings a bell, but I don't recall.
North Korea has declined its invitation to join Trump's Board of Peace.
The remaining firm, Kim says Israel must be destroyed. That's it.
Al Kaiser banned me for 14 days because I asked, let's say, his opinion about clavicular
I'm not forcing by the parliament, we require the resume here, sir.
Trump is the man in the US government to release alien and UFO files.
Don't release it.
What kind of beard oil do you use?
Whatever oil comes out of the food I'm eating I guess.
So, right now it would be bacon fat.
I'm not a fucking woman, man.
I don't use products, what the fuck.
Don't be a bitch.
Be a man instead, okay?
Don't be a bitch.
We have some motherfucking lankos here Chad, we have some lankos.
Y'all excited?
Caring about your appearance makes you a bitch.
I mean, who cares about their appearances if not women?
I don't want to give you one plus one but I'm pretty sure it's two.
All the licks maxed are going to get first things to don't understand.
Do you want to get both?
What do you want?
First link of the day.
Edmund Kemper.
His mother told him no woman would ever love him, so he found a way to make sure they'd
never leave.
Edmund Kemper was just eight years old when his mother started locking him in the basement
every night.
She said it was to protect his sisters from him.
She called him a real weirdo.
Loud enough for him to hear through the walls.
She told him he reminded her of his father, and that was never a compliment.
By 10, Kemper had buried the family cat alive, then dug it up, then cut off its head and
mounted it on a stick.
At 14, he ran away to find his father, but his father had remarried and didn't want
him.
They shipped him off to live with his grandparents on a remote California ranch.
His grandmother treated him the same way his mother had, constant criticism and constant
control.
On August 27, 1964, 15-year-old Edmund Kemper shot his grandmother in the head of the
ride.
grandfather came home, he shot him too. When police asked why, Kemper said he wanted to
see what it felt like to kill grandma, and he killed grandpa so he wouldn't have to
find out. Kemper spent five years in a psychiatric hospital. Doctors said he was rehabilitated,
they released him into his mother's care. The argument started immediately, screaming
matches so loud the neighbors called police. His mother told him he was worthless, that
college girls would never look at him twice, that he disgusted her. Between 1972 and
to the police. After the
murder of the victim in 1973,
Kemper picked up six young
female hitchhikers. He killed
them all, but these weren't
random victims. They were
college students. The same
women his mother worked with at
UC Santa Cruz. The same
women she said would never
want him after killing one
victim. Kemper buried her
head in his mother's garden
facing her bedroom window. She
the police and turned himself in.
The killings were over.
He destroyed the thing that created him.
Jeffrey Dahmer.
When Jeffrey Dahmer was 18, both his parents left.
His father moved out.
His mother took his younger brother and left.
No forwarding address, no phone calls.
Jeffrey was alone in an empty house.
He would later say that was the moment
everything fell apart.
Dahmer's childhood looked normal from the outside.
Suburban Ohio.
Two years later, he was released.
side, suburban Ohio, two-parent household, a little brother named David.
But inside, the family was fracturing.
His mother suffered from depression and anxiety, swallowing pills by the handful.
His father buried himself in work, chasing a PhD in chemistry while his marriage collapsed.
The two fought constantly, screaming matches that echoed through the walls.
No one noticed their older son slipping away.
By age 10, Jeffrey had started collecting roadkill.
He'd stripped the flesh from dead animals and keep the bones.
His father thought it was scientific curiosity.
He even taught Jeffrey how to bleach and preserve the skeletons.
He never asked why his son spent hours alone in a backyard hut surrounded by jars of formaldehyde
and tiny skulls.
By 14, Jeff...
of the air like some Dexter Morgan shit man.
Good morning, everyone.
Sure is peace.
Let me go!
Let me go!
Let me go!
Let me go!
Let me go!
Let me go!
Hey, go easy on him!
Don't know if you said no more links, but here's a cute link.
No way!
Yes, why? It all started when one day...
Hey there friends! Looks like you can use a toe somewhere!
Yes, but it is very far!
Wish it, no toe is too far for a tiny little maiden!
Mate, I got to change my clothes!
This is Tokyo! We pop that gas!
What's the world?
They haven't given up that restock from young people.
I just got the limited edition compression shirts and honored holy emplants.
I have all night, waiting for four hours for civil machine J.J.K.670.
You look good, but can you race?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Can I?
I can.
Omo-wajataka, let this be an honorable race.
You must race to the top of Bokyosawa.
The first one you see in the sky will become...
I'll never know the cliffhangers.
I'm glad that you're here, my friend.
Do you remember the melody of love?
With grass, with a cup, with a cork, with a seed, with a leg, with everything you have.
Oh
Okay, straight as turk.
Whenever you shovel card into a bag, add a copy to your hand.
That's true.
One, let's go.
So right off the bat, some good old save state abuse, save state abuse, I'm going to, by
doing a precise combination of saves, loads and opening of the skill menu, I can actually
Spend skill points for certain skills, and then when I save and load I get all the skill points refunded
But I still get to keep all the skills that I actually purchased and that way I can get advanced heavy weapons and
Masters swimming the right of the bat plus some extra skill points that I'll be able to use later in the game for assault rifles
now this mission over here is a
Sort of like a story introduction mission
We're supposed to go up there to the Statue of Liberty to apprehend the leader of the enemies
And only then will the doors that be outside of the level open. We are of course not doing that
Instead I'm gonna try to do this
somewhat precise and also a little bit random throw of a grenade which just failed
and
When that works there is a receptionist that's so sorry these doors over here
I'm gonna give it a shit. Oh my alias, okay
That is how I was so nervous about that. There's a receptionist inside this lobby and when he hears the explosion
He tries to escape that room and as it is with many older games
MPs can just open it or stay like if they can't open them in this game pages destroy them
So this is a nifty little tool that we have to you know get places where we really shouldn't be
This is us here. This is you map coach you this is sort of our home base between missions
There's a couple of people we have to visit. One is Sam Carter, this gentleman, who gives us two absolutely useless items.
But what we do need is the magic bay on this body over here. Throwing knives.
I have a chat with the doctor.
So the throwing knives. We can get randomly anywhere between one and four. We need at least two. We have four.
That hasn't happened in a while. Let's go. What do we need them for? Well, conversation skips.
You see, when an NPC takes damage during conversation, the conversation is skipped.
So if that knife managed to hit that gentleman, the conversation would just be skipped.
And when you get the flag for finishing conversation at the start of the conversation,
so you just don't have to do it again.
So yeah, it's not a major time save. It saves a couple seconds.
seconds and there's only one more instance where we'll be using that in the
level after the next level. Now we're pretty much done with this mission,
we're leaving this mission, we're gonna take a couple more things that are just
lying on the ground that we're gonna need for the rest of the run. There's the
mini-crossword from the general over there and from this guy we don't need
the baton but we definitely need candy bars and cigarettes. Those are
absolutely essential for our strats and we'll be using copious amounts of
of those for various glitches.
So that is us just leaving the first mission.
Deus Ex is a, it's a very technical game,
surprisingly technical.
It is not movement-based at all, it is trick-based.
Essentially, you go from point A to point B,
you do a skip, you do a sequence break,
and then you go on.
Sort of the secret with Deus Ex speedrunning
is that you cannot overstep just up,
wait a minute, okay?
You cannot overstep how much you're sort of
glitching the game,
it a little too much you will start soft locking you will start getting crashes you know things like
that so we just have to be careful now there's a hostage situation in a subway station that we will
try our best to ignore i'm going to look into the ground here to delay the start of this fight
i'm gonna make a safe this is the subway station with hostages i'm gonna shoot a bolt
down there to the strategies terrorists i'm gonna save those through this
laser I'm gonna hope for some to be
we'll take just two more questions short go ahead and then you Kate you're
from the times of London and my question follows on from the German
romantic thing can you talk a bit already seen this one
This is one of my experiments.
These mirrors focus solar radiation here, where the radiation creates a temperature
to generate steam.
Now I will show you one of these four mirrors, and you can see that this surface is concrete.
It's concrete!
The second surface is a mirror, and you understand that my goal was to find the
chip is mirrored to produce the chip's solar energy which will link the competition with
thermal and nuclear power plants.
This my old video is short in detail how I made my concrete mirrors and how I glued
reflective films onto their surfaces.
Of course I am not the inventor of concrete mirrors, so for example these are concrete
mirrors which were made for the German space agency.
They tried to create a chip alternative to solar power plants of this type where
A similar mirror focuses solar radiation into such a receiver where the solar energy is converted
into thermal energy with a temperature of almost 400 degrees Celsius, which are converted
into steam to produce electricity.
In addition, some of the thermal energy comes into similar heat storages to generate electricity
at night, and it is their advantage over solar panels, which only provide electricity
when the sun is shining.
This is a technical solution from another blogger who made a concrete mirror not in the shape
of a parabolic trough, but in the shape of a parabolic dish.
You might still think that concrete mirrors are nonsense, but I will counter with the
arguments that ancient Rome and concrete products have been around 2000 years, while these
beautiful mirrors use expensive materials to encourage their lifespan to 20 or 30 years.
Also notice these complex structures that are needed to maintain the desired shape
of those beautiful mirrors, while concrete is a very inflexible material and it is that
it does not require any additional structures.
Also look at my expenses for making the concrete mirrors, and it is that it is one and a half
dollar per square meter of concrete mirrors, which is almost a hundred times cheaper
than these beautiful mirrors.
It is interesting that the heavy weight of our concrete mirrors turns into an
advantage because our heavy mirrors cannot be moved by a hurricane and therefore we get rid of the
costs of such concrete masses which are needed to withstand the winds. My youtube channel systematically
describes my experiments with 10 types of cheap mirrors for producing very cheap thermal energy
and electricity. My 4 previous videos describe cheap mirrors based on glass rectangles,
mirrors still, reflective film on expanded polystyrene and mirror balloons.
This video was about the fifth type, which is a reflective film on a concrete ship, but
let's look at this trip Bern made from the surrounding soil, and it is another important
innovation.
We usually think that the main parts of such solar heater saw this mirror and this receiver,
but here we see that they form only above 40% of the cost of a solar heater.
At the same time this half of its cost is formed by various practices and devices between the mirrors and the ground,
but we get rid of this half of the cost if we replace them with our cheap earthen berm.
Now I remind you...
Alright, now you know, make your own...
...western and make solar panels.
I created it in five years, man. Sonic, welcome back as well.
Diggy, Digby, Diggy...
I'm going to show you some characters in this game and I want you to pretend that they're
like my new friend, maybe even my new girlfriend or something, okay? Ignore her.
Wow.
There's one I want to show you first, and it's her. Her name is Nicole. So this is what
she looks like.
Just off of visuals, what do you think of her?
Sexy.
Really sexy.
So I came home and I said, Mom, this is like my new girlfriend or something.
Oh
She's sort of like obsessed with money she had a childhood friend that was like sick and everything so ever since she was younger
She's always thought oh, let me save up money save up money to help my friends not like that
But now she's still in that mentality even now, but it's your point where she'll do anything she can to save money
For example, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, so like in game she spends a lot on us all
But the moment you say hey, where's that money that you owe me from like last month or something?
I'll get it back to you
It's on the way, you know, I don't know if I'm gonna be non-suffocated.
No, you know, if you can get someone like that, I wouldn't trust it.
Definitely not. You know, she's just using me then.
On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is like, uh-uh, you're not a fan of it, you don't like them.
The 10 being, oh, they're so nice to have you.
She's about a 4.
I'd say about a 4 for you, Shane. No, definitely not.
The next girl is her, Andrea. She's very quiet, very like, close to herself. No sense of humor. She's very, very like, matter-of-factly, military kind of, like, very straight-edge and stuff like that.
What do you think of her?
I think she's your type. At the moment when I see her, I think that's you. You treat her very nicely, and I think it's a good match.
Just because she's quiet and she doesn't...?
No, she...
Or just because of how she looks.
No, it just seems like you matched with him. I don't know. I'll say I have six.
Okay, next one, it's a guy. So imagine this is just like a friend now.
So he's got a mask on.
It's like Marko. It's like Marko's style.
Actually, it does look kind of...
Marko, exactly.
If you're with him, then yeah.
But okay, so he has a mask on because he is obsessed with like, I guess you can call it Power Rangers.
He's okay but a bit of a haishane, no, no, no, he's a cool guy.
That's a joke around, he does like to joke around a lot, yeah.
This is more cool.
So on a scale of one cent?
Ah, you can say seven and a half.
Seven and a half for him, yeah, definitely.
The one lost girl that's part of this group of four is her.
So, what's the face making?
No, no, no. You got cradle-snatching me, Shayne.
Okay, hang on. Okay, so firstly also, you know what caused...
What the fuck is cradle-snatching me?
Hold on, I mean...
You are cradle-snatching me.
What?
Too young?
I mean, I know what cradle is, but cradle's not in me.
I like watching the gods return to Olympus.
Oh, hello. Excuse me.
Hey. What is this called?
We're race walking.
I've never seen anything like it.
The style, the grace.
Oh, it's not all just about looking good.
It's the best low-impact aerobic exercise ever invented,
despite where you hear from all those tight, cheap punks.
Yeah, but how do you do it?
Well, the International Race Walking Federation specifies
You must have one foot on the ground at all times.
And your front leg must remain straight
until it's completely under you.
Something like this?
Hey, I think you've got it.
Look at that, guys.
I think we got ourselves a natural.
Whoa!
Look at me!
I can walk!
Hello, everybody!
It's a natural.
I have to tell you, Hal,
I've never seen anybody take to the sport and stuff.
What's it been, three days?
Already you're better than I am.
Oh, that's how it's done, but the competition.
I mean, it's not a race, right?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
He's like, whoa!
It's only a matter of time till we're surrounded.
Now, we've got to get word to Allied command,
but any radio messages will be intercepted.
You think I don't know that?
I've sent for a secret weapon.
You called for me, sir?
What problem?
I don't need to tell you.
The fate of the entire free world depends on you delivering this message to Allied demand
by morning.
My God, that's 60 miles away.
I'll sail out of the boys at HQ for you over Waffle, sir.
Let's just thank God he's on our side.
Let's just thank God he's on our side.
Oh my God, it's Wheeler.
He must be back on the Nationals.
On your left.
On your left!
Look, on your right.
Get out of the way!
Go get up there!
Go and over it to stop!
I told you no.
Oh please.
Yes you see where she's forcing.
Who am I?
Which one am I?
I speak for the rest of the board.
And Mr. Wayne, in expressing our own excitement.
Here comes the silent alarm.
And there it goes.
I'm sorry.
It was me.
Anything else you've been troubled before?
I needed to shoot.
Yeah, I knew that.
Now that's more like it this way.
Now I'm always smiling.
Listen to that again.
I'm not sure you might be that bad enough.
You don't tell anybody where you're going and I'll find you there.
I love you.
Aargh!
Aargh!
Evening, Commissioner.
No!
I don't think he can hit this guy.
Thank you.
Good one.
Good one.
Oh, oh, here's the balloon.
818.
It's your 2-1.
818.
You know, no one's expecting this.
I mean, you've got, you know,
the likes of the structure out there.
good to know warning that anyone has but and we have seen speeds increase a
little bit I saw that the suspect briefly did up to about why earlier on
Rose Cranes doesn't well so police suspects just shoot the tires like just
taking more and more chances as traffic just continues to pile up on at
these busy intersections here as rush hour is you know really in full swing
Yeah, we're seeing right here these last-minute turns basically that even makes a spike strip even less of a
Fairly empty row not empty necessarily, but so much traffic is again wrong side of the road here coming through that red light
I
Anything that's you know crazy high speeds crazy
That's why this is still very very dangerous
That was scary yeah, and continue right now at West Elstons. It's a slow chase, but it's like a slow burn
against last day in the Inglewood area
This is a
I
Don't know
Question though here to bring this breaking news to you just
Continuing right in the same neighborhood now, okay
I want to address we've got a lot of questions about why aren't they using certain tactics?
Why aren't they using this to protect us? I want to show you this one
And we actually there's a twitch streamer that is watching us and streaming our feed right now
His name is XQC what twist and one of the questions that he is telling viewers to text me and ask which I've gotten a lot of this
Why don't the police shoot the tires?
again that's a very common thing that people ask during tases it's just not
something you're gonna tell you and only once since I've been here we did
one time see the San Bernardino Sheriff's Department shoot out of a
helicopter
the reason why they don't shoot
they haven't done it since but that's just not something they said it's just a new
race the car is moving the officer it's fucking risky you can hit other people
with the shades you could hit somebody on the side it's just very
practical to be able to do that especially why this is moving another
some question somebody asked is why don't they block the streets why don't
you put a bunch of cop cars in front of the guy again that's an officer safety
risk it's a public safety if that guy decides he wants to blow through the
cop cars and slam into them that's something else they're not going
to do. So,
like first and foremost, I don't think cops are very good aim, especially much shooting out of a movie.
Thank you for the interview!
Thank you for the interview!
There's not something to practice in police academy.
Oh, I thought you could tell me.
That's what I was for.
I love you so much. I love you. I love you.
Yeah, it has not become the best.
Well, one of the responsibilities is to make sure it feels familiar with the first film with people who watched the first film 28 days later.
And yet for us we wanted it to feel different as well
We wanted it to feel original
And to live its own, to have its own identity and its own
Equal speos so that it could live independently of the original film as well
So you could experience it entirely as it's
As it's gone like I'm sure you won't be alive
Which one is the director and which one is the writer?
I know that for sure
But we want you to enjoy this film whether you've seen the other film or not
Thank you!
Next question!
Well, I think it's going to be difficult, but can you help me?
I'm sure. I'm sure we could probably work out some way of protecting you.
It's probably safest to stay on the island rather than go to the mainland
and you could help the other women organize the destinies on the island,
the big party that everybody goes to.
It's an interesting ingredient, and not an addition to him.
Next question.
My name is...
Hey, Gopka, Joker, and Shane Sensei, welcome back.
Edwix, Fernando Lover with one year.
Only ugly people don't install the language pack.
He's right.
Well, I didn't install it.
I just didn't install it on this computer yet.
That's right, I give Rob Godgamer a present,
and she's not again snaking welcome back.
Thank you for watching!
What? I thought it was a different link. I thought it was a different jpeg interviewing.
few people retire at the age of 16. Then again, few people have careers with as many twists
as American figure skater Alyssa Liu. After becoming the youngest U.S. women's champion
in history at age 13, the phenom shocked the skating world when she abruptly quit a few years later.
Now 20 years old, Alyssa is back and a favorite to win gold at the Winter Olympics next month.
Her return to the sport was almost as surprising as her departure from it.
No one knew what to expect when she started training again, but somehow, on a Friday night,
this past March in Boston, Alyssa Liu was leading at the World Championships with one
performance to go.
She was the final skater of the night, a world title hung in the balance.
It was clear she was up to the moment as Donna Summers disco beat pulsated.
Elizabeth Liu blissfully dashed around the ice, weaving intricate jump combinations.
With artistic flair, the sold out crowd in Boston roared its approval.
In my spin right before I hit my ending pose, I saw everybody already standing up. Oh my god. I was like
This is wild
That was the most high five ever in my entire life. It's a crazy new sensation
Listen, you had sees the night. She was the world champion
Her coaches filled Digo Yelmo and Massimo Scali were overjoyed
did you guys see this coming no no no a year after she stepped back on the eyes
she was it's unheard of in our sport it is it is unheard of in women's figure
skating because Liu has come back now as a grown woman a little edgier leached
hair and wore piercings but also a full seven inches taller than when she first
broke through by winning the 2019 US championship at 13. She was still a child.
The four-foot seven dynamo needed a lift to ascend to the top of the podium.
Liu won another national title at age 14 and was hailed as the Great American
hope in figure skating. And I skated every day when I was like 13, 14. So it was a very
abnormal childhood. She says coaches told her when to practice what to wear, which music
to skate to, even how much to eat.
Well, good for her.
42k views.
We have a rule that says 50k plus views alright.
Follow the rules please.
Please.
I'm done with your links.
I am done so, I'm done so.
I'm over with, alright?
Wasn't too bad today, wasn't too bad, alright?
We can do worse, we can do better.
We can do a lot better, but it wasn't too bad, alright?
We're going, chat, we're going.
We had a little day rest there.
To collect our thoughts, and collect our thoughts.
But it's time to get this record back.
It's time, chat.
No grog, I think I... I think I... Oh, thank God. I've spent almost four years. 48 months
forcing me. Maybe then. Doodic, jersey, clumsy body, and kind of look like you. Thank you
very much, sir. Alright. Let's stretch our back a little bit. Oh. Ah, it's time,
voice of time we almost beat it last time if we weren't for that poisonous stew and those
damn kids we would have gotten away with it
how do I reload it again
I think the...
Both the MC's now are very loud, I can't see anything.
Left the game off, it's too loud.
Left it on for too long
All right
Hey we go
Oh, we got something.
We got something.
I said this one.
That's a mine.
It's a mine.
This should be something.
No idea what that was.
Oh, it's a portal.
Oh, okay.
It's a portal.
We did good stuff here.
I
can't be here where are the freshers man
Where are they?
How do you condition your teeth?
I'm having a second thoughts about this fucking Barry Tischer man I knew this was gonna be
fucking case even though I'm very good at it now it's just too rare to find one
and then it's too rare to find one on a tree island and then it's too rare to
find a lava of the funny or a tree island right
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
you
you
you
you
you
fucking shinobil
This one?
This one?
Huh?
This one.
This one.
Nine nine.
Nine nine nine.
Okay.
right, renault tree
renault tree
there's a boat over there that doesn't have a door
dolphin
Fuck it, make a pressure plate, it's not worth it.
It's simply not worth it man.
If you don't get a TNT it really isn't that much faster than just chopping wood and going
for a boat, I'll be honest.
The TNT makes the difference I would say.
I don't know which one it is but...
Could be this one.
Nah, it's not this one.
It ain't this one.
I don't know
Where's the other one?
That's a good chest, but do we have trees?
Do we have freeze? The answer to that is...
On the other side.
There might be lava over there, so I'm gonna go ahead and swim actually, even though it doesn't...
Oh, shit.
Okay, we have two of those, we make a diamond sword, diamond sword, or do we make, I forget
to do that.
We don't need a boat Chad, we don't need a boat.
I
thought
Cocked suckin shit, we did find some treasures now though, only one entry.
and
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
9
9
That's really good.
I'll see you, I'll see you, I'll see you.
come on, don't screw me on this one, don't screw me on this one, uh, I'd rather...
up
up
up
up
up
Ok.
The one bash at 19.
to you.
Just a red shine.
you
you
you
you
you
I'm not sure what's going on here.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
Ah, that's not it, is it?
Alright, this is more light, it's a bit...
So troll man, so fucking troll, holy shit, that's crazy, my god man.
minus one minute I'm just f***ing gravel that's illegal dude
That is illegal.
I just threw out my flamethrower, remind me to keep the fire things, fire starters.
1 at 18, that's great.
We do have a fortress here, but the terrain does not look great.
Um...
Where is my pants?
Oh my god.
Okay.
Okay.
This fake gold one.
Fake gold one.
It's a WLIS.
say cold say cold double fake old
No goal up there.
Bruh, that's maximum unlucky, all three unlucky, because the fortress is right there, right?
The fortress is right here.
That's an unfortress list and unfortunately that's not well.
Coulda shoulda woulda Chad, coulda shoulda woulda, lala.
I don't know where it was I went.
We're going to play Mugenics if you take back the backward.
I like your optimism, but I don't plan that far ahead of time, but I will play it.
I will play it
at one point
I don't know where this one is, spawner.
I
I
I
fuck
fuck
fuck
Oh
I see you are keeping up on the search for our new island.
I've had a great idea.
We will again call this new island Epstein Island.
That way if we ever get caught again, everyone will assume it's just old views about the
the previous extends island
that we got
of
I'll go to the other side, ok?
I'll go to the other side, ok?
I'll go to the other side, ok?
uh lava lava lava
uh...
five fish, we'll grab this dull thing
there we go
Hello, Fawesome. I'm struggling with my biology homework and was wondering if you could help
me. Question one, what is a woman? Question two, can men get pregnant? Question three,
how many genders are there? Thanks, Fawesome. I am only 10 and this is hard for me.
Don't worry, there will soon be a strong independent queen coming to educate me.
useless
I'm down to see where the close boss should be.
this should be a giga dead, giga dead
this rain looks giga dead
blocks don't matter
It's a real thing.
The left quarter is literally right at the bastion.
That would be, uh...
Oh, that's second very bad team.
That means that they are not... yeah it's a bad... over no fortress.
And it's a bad bastion.
it's
a
a
Oh my god.
five
five
five
five
five
I fucking love him man.
No don't
fuck no
no blessing
I
of
no chest for the portal
which means we need a blacksmith
no blacksmith
I do feel like there's a treasure on this island, but maybe it's just a boat that I
heard.
The angle is kind of scant.
five
five
five
that's kind of ripped unfortunately
I don't want to shit.
I think it's mine.
I was nuts.
I'm not fucking good.
The story of fucking BTs man.
The scan for blacksmiths fast.
Use the same pie chart directly used for fortress scanning as furnaces of lock entities.
Only works for planes and desert villages.
Yeah I know.
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know it.
Yeah, I mean, I'm bound to try some of the Blacks, let's be honest.
It's very difficult, you find so many big teeth and then you don't have trees, and then when you do a tree, it's gonna flower.
That's fucking... such a cocksack.
You know you can do both, right?
Now it's not efficient to do both because of the settings, the pre-settings.
You want to do one or the other because it's an empty distance.
five or twenty five hundred or five you're gonna change it every time and
also the pie charting difference so it's not efficient to do both at the same
time you do all of the other. Alright what is the fucking...
What are you calling him, the pie chart setting, what are you called?
It's just called Pyotrack, PyDirectory, right.
Root, it's not Game Render, it's, what is it called?
Root. I don't like this one though. So I had it. Root. Root. Game render. Level. Entities.
level, and it is... and the other one is called tic something, root tic. I think it's called
Root... Rootic level... oh, sorry, uh, Entertis block. Entertis... is that... is that it?
I think it's like this.
I don't know, maybe having a tree in view when before you lock the sea, anyways.
Yeah, but that's just like, uh, decreasing even more, right?
Increasing even more, cause there might be a tree behind me, and it's hard not to see
this, but yeah.
I guess it's hard.
render, render distance, and entity, entity, entity, entity,
distance okay all right we have a good feeling about this one we can insta scan
I don't think this one is the scan for blacksmiths.
It doesn't work on this village.
What we found in this town.
Fuck.
Yeah, another one.
Alright, two diamonds, here we go.
You seem already better than fucking cock-b-tea strats, huh?
Oh.
of
the
of
the
the
the
the
the
If you connect 3 villages to the channel network, then a villager will give you an
updated BT scanner. This allows your bridge baby, or BB if you will, to scan
BTS in a larger proximity. This is a thanks you for your hard work set. Keep on
keeping on.
Thank you.
I'm pushing towards I guess a lot of shit people don't know this but I am very fragile
I'm not that fragile
Why can't you eat eggs?
Alright
We're just looking for water.
As Bruce Lee would say.
Daaah!
Where's the water?
Hello, Mr. Fawcett. I understand you are reading a Stephen King book.
Here's a book called The Running Man. Are you reading that one?
Some people read books about magic, wishing they were a wizard.
But you read books about running, wishing you could run.
I'm not reading The Running Man.
I do wish I could find some water though.
Unfortunately, if I found that water, it would have been one minute earlier here, but...
This we got diamond?
I don't really just kind of baked.
Okay, so I'm pressing this now.
Why doesn't the hour chat?
Hello, Mr. Frost.
How's everyone doing?
In case you didn't notice,
your lip is blocking a part of your face,
your mouth mostly.
I can't enjoy the stream without 100% of your handsome
and adorable face, especially those cute lips.
These are just...
Root, tick, shut the fuck up.
Root, tick, level, entities, block entities.
I had to have capital E on the second one.
Root, tick, level, and this.
Uh, tie root, tick, ah, level, entities, block, entities, okay, here we go, here we
okay here we go fucking hack-a-man over here
all right this time for sure
What the fuck?
Fucking villages.
Okay, so we're looking at, uh, furnace.
Blast furnace.
Is that it?
No, it's not blast furnace, no.
It's normal furnace. It's like teal I think. It's teal.
Okay we'll just, we'll just see when we get one.
Oops, I don't have to do that.
Okay, it's all here.
Do I have furnace?
No.
Oh wait, we have the stove.
I don't know.
Uh, no.
Oh, that was a ship.
That was a ship.
Uh, beehive, no.
Uh, fur's no.
It's white, not too. Okay.
white, white, white
ok
white, so white
It's been a while for my brain to readjust here and they are missing some religious things.
I'm looking at things I shouldn't be looking at.
white okay we go next to this much better I think let's let's count it
let's count it let's statistically count it now
and just again right you're usually gonna fucking variance in chat all right
Yeah, look at the bigger picture
You can't know whether it's one or two blacksmiths though by looking at the pirate shark, right? So you got a check further
And this is your portal
A course of viking will get trapped in an infinite village raiding simulation.
Like a moth to a flame.
Like a dried up Egyptian, staring at a delicious pot of Morgana.
Or a horny dong, staring at a snoring hovers brewing mud.
Ah fuck, I'll keep missing villagers cause I am not looking exclusively for them, I should
Ah! Missed it again.
That goes very fast though, I must say. That is very efficient.
Very efficient, but we're not getting the...
I wish I would have turned off the chunk boarders too.
I should do it.
I don't have a chunk boarders, what is it called?
portals
shunt borders
off
alright, it's a little bit more clean now, you can see it will be better
a little better
portal, we can look for
two, that's fine
not super good but
This SSD you'll be crying.
Even Mr. Furs, is this a new strat to beat the juicers record?
You will fail.
I believe you will.
I hope you will.
You will fail.
I'm betting money on streamers beating each other and the children's blocking them, right?
Okay, many villagers now. Boom.
One.
Oh, and it's Ocean as well.
It's Ocean Man, take me by the hand, lead me through the land.
Okay, that's good enough.
One, two, three, got this, the last.
Okay, Doctor House patient is showing signs of possible lupus.
He has bloodshot eyes and oh never mind, it's just a common cold.
Wait what are you doing, Doctor House?
Why did you just throw the patient off the top of the roof?
It was dead anyways.
So, starting to get on with it.
Where is this golem?
Where is this golem?
They are looking for lava, there are boys with lava, someone wants to go in the slice.
I don't see it, but we don't really shh.
We just need to take this out.
I don't think I should.
I'm lucky I don't have a lava there but I think I have an entry as long as it's a
some four entry with all food all beds all iron and shit it's it's worth it's worth
in my professional opinion as a professional speedrunner it's not the end by the way
hey mr foes i'm enjoying these streams the anus don't stop keep throwing the anus throw
the anus throw the anus throw the anus throw the anus throw there's nothing to
throw if there's no another man
What?
I do this.
No, this is not the best entry I've ever had.
It's not my fault.
It was my fault.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I don't see anything around, it's not my fault.
It was no matter.
It wasn't my fault, Fred. You have to understand.
it is bad
built in you get that you get that you get that all right we got a last minute
boys don't worry don't worry hello forcing one piece shrimp here forcing
stop the speed runs and instead go on an adventure to find you one piece
pressure, fill the ship, gather crewmates, explore islands, and set sail to
Externs Island. I mean eradicate evil. It's time.
It's time.
Okay, we got a hole in the ground. We got 19 food from that chest which is crazy.
Yeah, I've never seen that in my entire professional horror...
Might not do it.
We got the iron, boys. Okay.
One, two, three, four, and we got obsidian as well, alright.
We still need to get...
Kill the golem, unfortunately, for that one iron.
Which means that we can get...
Oops.
I can't get this list.
Okay, only the one and the two.
Okay, where's Golem?
Let's get this first.
of
I should have defined lava in this hole.
Where did the hole go?
I actually don't know.
Let's go down there.
Another lava!
Okay, I'm gonna chill.
Hello, Mr. Sebastian Fawson, your best friend from high school here, Bill, Tim.
I've heard you say that you are a professional manikra speedrunner.
I am curious since coming back to beat the juicer.
How many runs did you finish so far?
I only finish the runs that are online and since all runs have been dead that would be zero.
We will take zero.
We got two vassians, we've been 16, let's go with 10, let's go with 12, closest in this
direction.
9 hunts. 9 hunts with Malapur. At least we're starting at the top here.
I'm going to say that was like 14 right?
That was 13.
That was 12.
Oh, that really lagged behind.
Forward.
That could be the other Bastion, unfortunately.
It could be the other Bastion, so don't rejoice yet.
Alright.
No parrots, we got all that city I know we need.
No parrots, looks really good.
You get that wrong, okay?
You don't see the problem, uh, there's something else.
That is something else I would have to say here.
Am I getting this?
Is it a home of crows?
No crows, no crows.
Would you see that?
Five minutes of doing village only long, and we already have a better sea.
Let me sweep these good work.
I'm just saying, I'm just saying, we're pushing the billet. Blacksmith, force some belt to the limit here, alright?
I can neemax this shit pretty good, I think.
We are getting a low amount of them. I feel like we are getting a very low amount of them.
In my professional opinion as a professional minecraft speedrunner, the shipwreak is way
better than you only get 3 minutes entrance every 5 minutes. I do a lot of shipwreaks
But the problem is you don't get food and the food you don't get iron, it's very good both.
It's very good both.
Not even wrong, I like Shippo too.
But it's a lot of dead time when you're looking for a shit, you'll never see a shit like
this almost, in plain view, you have to spin around a little bit, while if you look at
the bullets like this and then you go in and press F3, like oh there's an accident,
Okay, otherwise we reset it.
Get back for lava.
That's the difference.
You're never beating the juicers, record, Mr. Thors.
Give it up. It's all built in
GD go next, GD go next
GD go next, GD go next, GD go next, GD go next, GD go next, GD go next, GD go next, GD go next, GD go next
Oh so you are, well, the director and the director
Why don't they bid it today?
Not we will bid it
100%
100%
They just got a master fighting lava, you know, at the village.
don't think straight down you go and look for the first hole you see
and your dick down there is an increase as the chances of finding lava
I can't think.
You see we're fine, we have full village sub 4 minutes, that's what we're aiming to do.
That's what we're aiming to do, and that's easily being the method based for any doubters.
We have two bashings.
Actually, I only have one bashing, I think that's the next stage I'm going to do, which is possible.
There, here it is.
Got some blocks, you never know when you're gonna need blocks.
shit one
I'm not going to go.
I don't know what to say.
What's up?
I don't know what to say.
What's up?
Finally, the switching already had to fucking last a second.
I've got to leave.
I've got to leave.
I'm going to start off with a
came from that side
so technically we want to go into
minus instead of four we'll go this side over here
if you want to have a chance we're finding it
I'm doubting
I'm doubting, minus...
So a little bit more in this direction.
This is better than a motherfucker, I'll be honest.
I did the low-key fortress.
Yeah.
That was 1,570 blocks away.
Holy fucking shit, man.
All right, another fucking...
relax man
so 158
answer my fucking phone Paul next time
There's no 258s man, cake is a lie, one diamond, I'm checking for secondary blacksmith here.
Okay, we got a quarter one, not just about the resets.
death
of
death
of
death
of
That's the last one.
That's the last one.
furnace that's the one
Wow, okay let's do it
I'm gonna kill you!
Sub 10 Pace
50 gold for the pig, it's surely some good trades
Take it all and give me the juice
Wait, what is this garbage?
Where are the pearls?
No pearls! What the fuck?
I have some wood here.
We're looking for lava somewhere, oof.
We only have three from the golem.
Ah, it's still fine, maybe.
I hope to be a thing here, I hope I'll have to be a thing.
I go to the other window today and look for lava on the way, that's also variant.
and
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
Not optimistic. I would have already dug down a better reading but...
Now we have the freestyle.
diamonds aside to let you know that you gotta let it go. How are you feeling?
All over there. I'll see you in lava. Might jump down to the other side of the building.
I just jumped down to the ring 90% dead
We have a diamond pickaxe, just straight down.
I hear lava.
It's a garden.
We don't have time to eat.
We don't have time to eat.
Just straight down.
Let's see if he goes into the nondescript, we didn't get the three iron.
Okay, we got a little blacksmith, we got a ravine there, that's good, we got a double
blacksmith there that's that's even better this could be a real wrong real new main run
a shibidog I think you said in here it says you often push this that's bad so
now we got two blacksmiths hand of the night forson's microfnire and
Fonsi, thank you, man, I've been up for two years, but he is sad.
Coro sad, he says.
Sad, he's sad.
Ooh, very nice, I'm very glad.
We got that though.
Three, four.
Uh...
Alright.
To the left we have a lot of enemies.
There's a lot of enemies.
Alright gollumfucker, where are you?
Oh, that's hot bin.
into the ravine.
This wasn't the ravine I saw, was it?
This is the one I saw.
Good evening, Mr. Force. I noticed your title does not say no more links. Does that mean
Link's are still acceptable. I paid the full 20
I said no more leech can you shut the fuck up?
What he said?
Tell him I'm gonna smart?
Okay, fuck man.
Get the fuck out of here.
Man, it's so fucking annoying, man. What the fuck, NOW!
That was so tilting, fuck. That means we got another.
Cold!
We're almost there, man. There's no bad shit.
One at the 18 mark.
I have to follow with this start, okay?
It's gotta be...
It's gotta be...
aliens
No wait, it is close, I'll run for that point.
5 minutes 50 seconds
do you see a focus?
do you see a focus?
There is a fortress, the blocks, um, actually might be okay.
What are you doing, Chad?
Maybe possible.
They're warmer at least. Nothing else.
of
of
of
of
of
of
I'm done, I'm done, I'm done forward.
That wasn't a long walking, uh...
Pulse.
Blimey.
Blimey.
There were a lot of zombie pigs and people walked off here.
I would have also been fucked by this built-in situation.
Yeah, he's got his powers, not really his powers.
That's really good.
Yeah, it's working then.
Not enough pigs to trade, but this shit is also built in.
But this ship is also built-in and the fortress is closed, it's built-in.
There it is, even a fortress and not a fake fortress.
So it's a focus.
It's fine.
We got a little warm up there, you know.
And that's important too, right?
So when we actually get it, I'll see that isn't bad.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
I shall be fucking back.
Ninja Penguin, you're out of two months.
Two months.
I do have a good feeling about this, I don't have a good feeling about this. Something, something has given me a good feeling.
And what is a good feeling, if not?
A collective counter for subconscious encounters.
I
Shit
that's good, that's good, that's good
Oh, we got portless low, which it's time, it's time.
uh curse of vanishing
okay
one hobo hotel over here
for one hobo hotel over here
a double double black smith is that what i'm seeing right now
Where is the first one?
Okay, that's good.
One, two, three, four, five.
We got exactly four, so we don't need to do anything.
We can also make a spoon, which is nice.
Okay, a spoon is nice.
Alright, and there we go there, there we go, one, two, three, and there we do this, and
there we do this, actually we need to do this first, two, three.
Alright, there we go, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
We get some of these for a boat. It's a boat time get lucky up in this bitch, huh?
There was the
In more food, I got one more
One more under water
All right, let's go ladies and gentlemen, let's go let's move
Alright, we're in sub three with gold helmet.
Are you still doubting?
Are you still doubting?
Sixty.
No bashing.
I'm bashing it all.
That's a monkey.
That is fucking like a chat.
Oh yeah, ban on the lunch.
Full ship.
Full ship ahead.
Alright, let's go in this bridge.
Perfect.
You're telling me that.
I don't know if I just need to have enough...
Can I make that bang?
We're gonna wait a little bit with making the helmets.
of
of
of
of
of
I might just go down here and be honest.
I don't fucking gravel, I don't even know.
of course
I think I'm supposed to
I survived that, huh?
Oh, that's not good.
I'm going to order the grenade.
He can't reach me here right now.
Ronald Weasley.
So, it's like a song.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Do you have the blacksmith or not?
Don't be greedy, don't be greedy.
I'm just asking.
What is this?
That was the fucking goal I didn't care about.
All right, first big cave we see, we hop in, it's the new meta, what is this?
Not a very big cave, but it probably, ooh, portal over there, but we have obsidian.
That's not what I wanted to do, fuck, it's okay.
I'm not going to let you.
I don't care.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
of
of
of
of
of
of
I don't always hop in
when I do
It's no blur though
We got 6, 7 obsidian, some shit
Alright chat, it's fine
Is that Vashin?
No
It's Shinobi Blighom
it's dead. No Bastion for Sebastian. No Bastion for Sebastian. But one of these runs
we'll get into the Bastion with full village chat and then I'll have the last laugh.
The end is, alright?
Confidently, I'm a go.
I'm a guy.
Blacksmith
Looking for lava
Nothing in the desert on that side
Nothing in the desert over there
Nothing is over.
Bread Smith.
That's my favorite.
Bolt!
No, no, no.
No, I don't think a bolt on the top.
Hello, Mr. Force. Hello, Cook here.
I think your bowl is very nice to let you play mini-craft while he has some fun with Nina.
But I didn't know he was nice enough to let you listen all their fun.
I'm sure you are hard, it was fucked under the table.
I am not thinking about that thinking about this next blacksmith this big
blacksmith
Where are my blacksmiths?
That is a ship over there, it's fatal.
We got a lot longer to get the block, but...
Uh, that's just a little 9-9.
that was a dead man
there's a hole big hole big hole a hole
I don't need your seeds, sir.
Forcing.
Donnie boy here.
Donnie boy here.
The left does not want you to have bed runs.
They are feeding you bad seeds.
They got rid of the narrator who used to tell me that he was generating god seeds.
Only the finest god seeds.
USA God Seeds.
Bring back the narrator.
I'll try it when I'm convincing.
I'm trying my best.
of
the
death of
death
of
there
getting this baby here
Alright, let's hope this is what I think it is.
90% chance to be leveled.
Okay, we kinda wanna fuck off at these things here.
High entry!
Let's go fucking Chernobyl!
Learn Linux cycles.
Shut the hell up, man.
I'm a Windows 10.
Well, unfortunately, we're getting nothing.
because we aren't in overground. 121. You might be wondering, is that worth?
And I will let you know right now that it is definitely not worth, unless the terrain becomes red very very soon.
Very, very, very, very, very soon.
Don't look like it.
Don't look like it.
and no more blocks.
very unfortunate considering all the things I had but it's not about what we
had it's about what we don't have and I didn't end we did not have a bastion
It's the same French.
No for same. You can say that a lot.
Secondary.
Mr Village.
bring me a blacksmith
oh you're bailing
jungle build
Double blacksmith, double rainbow, he's escaping, the cow is escaping, that's very weak, very
But you got one more opportunity one shot once in a lifetime mom's spaghetti
This is everything where we won the mom's spaghetti
Okay, that's exactly what we're gonna see
That's exactly roughly what we want to see right now.
You heard some skeletons, so it means there's a cave.
You also have ocean, but I'm doubting this ocean.
I'm doubting the ocean.
I'm doubting the ocean.
There's one for all, I should press 2 for big down, you know what I mean.
Very even, very even, a little bit more too, I would say, based on my poor eyesight.
That's L.K. Yo!
Oh!
Oh!
I don't share all the mats.
Okay.
Got mine here.
Anything, anything down?
Anything?
Anything?
We see my bed.
Oh, I forgot water.
It's fine. It's all about that sub for...
Don't shoot. I'm on your side.
I'm trying to turn Thanos. I'm snapping the seeds.
AHH!
What the fuck?
God, it's got to blow!
Okay, what did I just do?
Uh, why am I here?
return could have gone for 4 legs middle level and 6 in city
4 legs bro yeah maybe maybe you should donate that faster
huh now i'm stuck here doing whatever the fuck this is
Oh my god!
Okay, this is what... this isn't horrible, but it was partly his fault.
Fucking lag. It's lag. You see this lagging, man. Why is it lagging, huh? I have a fucking
$300,000 PC in the current year. This is fucking Minecraft in the 2000 fucking
10, 12, what the fuck do I know?
Alright, well we're in it, right at the moment, I'm not sure if that's why I'm making a bashing in this area.
Alright, next to the fortress, but is there a bashing?
It don't look like it is any bashing there, it's...
one that's fucking good
that's fucking legal
alright that's legal
yeah
that's illegal right
I'm pretty sure that's illegal
It's also built in.
Yeah, it's so good. It's not good chat. It's not good.
It's built in.
It's built in, but at least we're getting fucking netters now.
That's something.
I don't know, it's something.
One blacksmith coming up.
the hotel over there. Where is the blacksmith out? Over there. Alright, here we go. I have
Oh I have a good feeling about this one.
Wow!
We'll take it.
Uhhh... there wasn't a secondary one, right?
I think we're supposed to...
Save the diamonds in case we dig down, I think.
Save the diamonds.
Oh, you make a spoon and you make a sword.
You make a sword out of it.
Uh...
You make a sword out of it.
It's fine.
Okay, how are we doing, how are we doing?
We got this stuff over here.
Alright.
Now we just need lava, chat.
Now we just need the lava.
I'm gonna grab Hope a hotel over here.
But then we're good to go.
Portal, portal, portal, portal, portal.
Mm, with lava, with lava, with lava.
Here we go, Chad, here we go.
Here we go, we go, we go, we go.
protection
don't need your protection
I got this too.
Wow, here we go, boys, here we go.
Fortress, Fortress, come on, come on, God see this upon us, we have a mash in somewhere,
I'm not even kidding.
Let's minimize this into 15, looking around, looking around, on all day.
I'm gonna go down to 12 actually, because we have one at 12, which is this direction.
Okay.
Okay, this is potentially a Godseed.
The problem is, you can't really...
I'm going to mark this...
Where's the boat?
Alright.
No risk, no rewards chat.
Alright.
How does that look to you then?
Should be a bastard right here.
Right around there.
I can't see it, which worries me.
That should be right there.
I'm gonna get some blocks.
It's built in.
It's built-in.
Well, I think baited.
Okay, here it is. It is built into Chernobyl biome.
Alright, let it be known that the fortress is like northwest, okay?
Everyone remember northwest.
Okay, I need you to remember.
I hate this fucking...
Ah, shit is so fucked, man.
Orson will get the report any time soon!
And is working on the language pack as we speak.
He's also about to install the proper skin
And stop throwing God's seed
I just need 3 more to kill.
One more to see here.
One more to see here.
One more to see here.
One more to see here.
Ah, okay.
Maybe we'll just run over here.
Okay, north-east. North-west.
This is built in.
We have to find one obsidian somehow.
Now I forgot to change the difficulty!
We didn't have 20 obsidian anyway
So the run was... was... bad
But yeah, yeah, we're in that turn, we're one-off, one-off check.
One-off.
But look how much better the runs are already.
Look how much better.
Fucking cock-b-t, cocks.
Right?
Cock-b-t, cocks.
This is way more mid-max.
Way more mid-max.
Sorry not red one, I didn't actually win, red one, nervous.
and
the
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
There's the water there.
You know what?
Scoutstraps.
title says learning the game so I can take back the world record I am
confused how can you learn from your mistakes if you never admit to making
damn
of
You are also wise, but no voice of self,
Swaying by, on my right will be jailed.
Hello, Mr. Force.
What is the point of collecting the string of the bastion
If you already have a brothel's worth of beds in the first two minutes of the run, please clarify.
String along bone-eaters.
You have to wait a while.
You have to wait.
Can't you see? I'm doing this.
Wait a while.
Yeah, you have to wait.
Yeah?
No?
No?
You have to wait.
We're interrupting my flow here.
Into your fortress. Into your fortress, Obama!
Yay! Okay, go.
Into a fortress.
I'll just measure up. We'll measure up the spawner if there's a downstream one. Ooh, that's
That's a bomb.
Good balance.
I hate this fucking sword, man!
Fuck the sword!
The sword is so shit!
Why is it so fucking shit?
I can't believe it's fucking sword, man.
It's so bad.
I'm never equipping this fucking sword ever again.
Absolutely useless.
It's fucking false sense of security, so it is.
Just straight up worse than the fucking stone axe.
Unironically.
Terrible.
Ah, what the fuck happened to this scene?
You tell your tape to see the way from me. It's a blacksmith's scene.
It's a skirmaster.
Okay, 18 obsidian.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I got to make sure, okay.
I
What the fuck
Get in here
Why no, that's not what I wanted to do
Okay, I fucking hate this fucking seat already, I don't think there's 20 fucking obsidian.
Oh my god, we didn't get a fucking fire starter.
Oh my god!
Okay, uh...
We have to skip the iron.
We have to get one iron in, uh...
One iron in the chest.
I'm sure nobody by them we are fucking this man we're getting so many things like a base
He stole shit saves man.
next move
Check the chest first. No, with bad luck you check it first. Boom. We're gonna go on that
unless we manipulate the RNG.
That's a long bread.
Might have to boat out on this one.
Probably need a boat and a boat there.
and I don't see an option here, I'm doing exactly that.
Okay, let's go, I'm sure we'll find InstaLava.
That seems kind of deep, but we have some kelp over there.
Aiden and I are looking back. Monkey, see monkey do.
I've been here for eight months.
Come on.
Please put that on.
Looks like some kind of lava.
What the f**k?
Come on!
Where did the f**king...
all right, where are they?
diamonds
I don't think I want to grab diamonds
are we fucked there?
I'm just fucked here.
I left you.
It's true that not all day was the right altitude.
I'm pushing it.
The Seaman are some nice.
Oh, I like what I'm seeing, man, man. I really like what I'm seeing. What the fuck?
I'm so lame.
of
Good on you.
Good evening, Mr. Force. This is not the gameplay of a pro speedrunner.
Fail run after failed run. When will it stop? Never I presume.
Classic. Anyways, GG go next. GG go next.
Let's...
Can you see I'm on an actual run? I have a diamond pick here right now.
Wow, wow, wow.
There we go.
Big run, big run, big run.
Big run.
Nineteen.
there we go big run big run big run big run 90
where the fuck are my basions
one at 22
And that, and that, it's kind of not great at all, so we do have some game full village
and the fortress on the right
right there, remember that location
Okay, focus over there, in that direction, remember that.
What is this, man?
Oh, shit.
I can throw this shit.
It's too fucking inconvenient.
Bad flash as well.
I like it, I like it.
Oh, spawned in a fucking ship.
That was another squad.
Wow.
Okay, that was good.
That was really good. Now where's my lava chat?
Where's my lava? Lava, lava, lava.
Here?
No.
Fire aspect.
Fire aspect.
It's still in the lava!
It's not my fault, Chester! It's not my fault!
I can't do this shit no more.
There's no fucking lava, that's insane.
of
Oh, it's not.
Oh, it's not.
of
I'm going to go down there actually, I'm going to go down there, see what's up.
Why are you fucking trolling me?
Yeah, we're going on there.
Uhuhhhh se-se-se-se-sectical pants have bad video games, oh my god these fucking bags.
Not me.
Okay, look at that entry, very good, some three, let's go, let's go, let's go boys,
let's go.
Let's go boys, let's go.
120.
Across the giant lake of fire.
I am pressing X to bow, this motherfucker.
I am pressing X to fucking bow.
Yeah.
Alright.
We do have fucking full food though.
We have some blocks. Is it possible?
Is it possible?
And the pearl, and the pearl dude guy, and the dude pearl guy, I leave until he's dead,
I need to turn in my hand
or not
where'd it go
what the fuck
huh
what the fuck
where the bull
It is dead.
Sometimes you got to risk it for the risk it.
You got to salvage the gun.
OK.
This is good.
This is good.
the
juices are finding on us.
The juices are finding on us.
The juices are farting on us.
The juices are farting on us.
The juices are farting on us.
H.
Not for long.
So start eating that Mexican food, guys.
Hello, Blacksmith Boys, here we go. What did I say? What did I just motherfucking say?
Alright, it's time. Radio over there. But where is the Blacksmith Blacksmith?
of
Let's go!
Let's go boys let's go!
fucking language
It stole the fucking language
It stole the fucking language
It stole the fucking language
It stole the fucking language
It stole the fucking language
Just fucking do it for fuck's sake. Yeah, I am
But I'm gonna see you first
Okay, it's a 21, which is really bad, but at the same time we're very high up so we
could skip a lot of our terrain, so maybe it's more than 18, slash 17, slash 16, slash
15 actually it's in the same terrain
we can do this like this right
I'm pretty sure we have to go through there and see.
look at this wonderful terrain it's uh right down here so we should probably hop down the
It worries me a little bit, but I can't see it right now, I should be able to see it.
see it. It's built in which is not good. Can we get something? Okay, I'll get everything.
You only want the ones.
No, it's me.
The best gamer.
Alright, I'm lucky, I'm lucky Bastion.
I got a good fucking entry, not that bad, but that was such a lucky Bastion.
Built-in plus ladder board. How is that even possible?
Like pick one, you know what I'm saying?
Pick fucking one.
How did you get tried? I missed that one.
Minus one here, release.
little seriously wrong and you have to type try hard ten times a little I don't
have a keyboard unfortunately it would be too easy to beat the juicer if I was
playing my keyboard Ferbie you're thinking my technology and older
juicer you won't come back as well thank you boys and I DJ pepper the dogs
Thanks for the phone, Mons.
Much appreciated, though.
Thanks, mate.
Right here! Right here!
Let's see.
Another one? Another one.
Can't have it all Chad. Cannot have it all.
I
I don't think that's a good idea.
Hotel and village with no blacksmith
However
We got this which is so much one
Technically
This is enough
right that one it has lava though actually I don't think it has lava
Buckets on blacksmith looking for Lala
One ravine or maybe a baby ravine
Okay.
3, let's try again.
Is that a dead run?
I will let you know but I think not.
Okay, that's not what I'm thinking about.
I think we can save it, we can save the chat.
here is the spot
We got many blocks to have another chat, probably need Insta Fortress Plus Bastion
the same spot are we good
well I don't even have a fucking
well well well
I'm sure we can build a house somewhere in the nether, yeah?
and of course not a character bastions right fucking troll game one two one they're only
two bastions within nine like what what what is this man what the fuck is this that's some
fucking troll man slowest entry ever give him the bastions bogeys
No, no, no, you only need one of my goods.
Oh my god, they pretended.
What?
I thought you were fighting each other.
one because the timer but two because there are so many fucking bashings that
they won't get out of the fortress
What the fuck is this?
I can't, I can't take it through.
They get it, they get it.
They...
That's how we do it.
OK.
The next one.
Check for it.
No, no.
OK.
for extra luck
here we go
what the fuck for a son?
I'm an old man now, I saw that back in the day.
One, two, three, one.
But what the fuck's the pushing me?
Where are we going?
of desert. Okay, here we go. This is gonna be great, I think. I have a good feeling
of this. We'll do the village with gravy and full everything at 1 minute and 48 seconds.
There's lava right there. I'm sure of it. That's a sub-motherpuckin' tree entry
Well that's someone else that may have to do that 2x1.
I'm a firecracker, I'm a firecracker, I'm a firecracker.
That is not what I was looking for.
wow wow wow ok here we go, a little slower because there was a scap... here we go, ooooh
I don't like looking back, I'm just going to get out of the way
ok we got a hundred and no bastion
we got a hundred and twenty no bastion
we got twenty one
one bastion and two bastions
Don't shoot, I found it. I found it with your mama.
What is that?
I force, alone, I have just tuned in. How many in the tents have you had today?
How many fortresses?
Oh, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
MMMM okay.
I guess maybe.
Okay.
Surface lava no buried treasure.
Have good one-force.
We have a BT taca here.
For some reason we told us to start eating the Mexican food so that we can fart on the juicers.
But you still haven't beat the record, and now I'm just farting and myself alone at home in the dark.
Bye for soon. Bye.
There you are, so disgusting as hell.
Yeah, now I'm fucking lost here, huh?
Where the fuck am I?
Alright, timer looks not great, but on the both side of things...
I have this my head for it.
is it fucking built in? I'll fucking see if someone...
I'll see these devs
it's built in right here
fucking Chernobyl
that shit
What is this? Don't you come? Looks like it. Or not. I can't fucking tell. This is
so bad. It's built in. It's dead. It's dead. It's fucking dead. It's fucking dead.
Oh my god, this is fucking dope.
What?
What the fuck are you doing man?
I mean I really don't talk you're fucking clown around entering minutes of five minutes jerking off while cooking iron
Fix your shit
No, you shut your filthy mouth. All right, this is exactly what I was doing when I beat the previous record
And you doubt, huh? You fucking doubt?
Fuckin' in red motherfucker
What I tell you what the fucking place are
How about I tell you, to you and have to use your miniscule brain too much, alright?
I have an extra round that's expensive now, guys.
Well, then Harry Potter, thank God you made it out of the Chamber of Secrets alive.
Wait, where's one?
You left him behind.
Fuck you, dump-down, do our homeless jet anyways.
Oh
He's getting more by Ron they once a minor they all for himself
Personally wrong behind the fucking chamber of secrets
Oh my god in heaven wow, this is a run-and-a-half
Three diamonds
Son of Syrian, we have this, right, we have that, we have this, and we have that, we have this, and we have this, right, we have that, right.
Let's take a moment to appreciate Fawesome.
No drama. No allegations. No cheating. No coaching. Just straight gardens.
Streamer is only as good as his viewers, right?
I'm gravy and we need lava.
You see lava?
I don't see lava.
What now?
That's the shit.
That is extra bad.
Hey Mr. Foes, I just came back from my two years hiatus.
progress. Still haven't beaten the record. How many God seeds have you thrown? How many
bilterines? How many promises? Classic force. You are never beaten the record in coming
to YR's stream.
me install the fucking choboskin look at me I'm in church now
skin install the fucking choboskin install the fucking choboskin install
Install the fucking Shobo skin!
Install the fucking Shobo skin!
So Sebastian, I was buzzing twitch.tv and I happened up your stream. I have noticed
in your stream title it does not say blind playthrough, but it's very apparent from
your gameplay that you are blind. Please clarify.
I don't know if you see that, it doesn't say blind player, but it's a very very rare gameplay that you are blind. Please clarify it.
Unlike the boasts, you know, playing with the handicab and all.
I don't see any dachshunds or something.
That's a big problem. I'm going, you know, no dates with that actually.
That's gonna be so fuckin' annoying when you're already stuck this.
That's crazy.
fucking place! souls have fucking floor press!
what direction did i see?
this uh it's impossible to tell because it's too far but it's a good distinction
Hey Mr. Fools, you mentioned earlier that you are a pro speedrunner, but ever since you
threw tens of God's seeds, is here a monitor on force?
Is it?
Is it?
Is it?
Is it?
Is it?
Is it?
Is it?
Is it?
Is it?
Is it?
Is it?
Is it?
Is it?
Is it?
Is it?
Is it?
I don't know, oh now I get to see that, I can see it before I hit it, it's pretty good,
It's pretty good, a bit easy, it's a cloud.
Nice cold and a water.
Oh, and a blacksmith.
For the god of games...
Chicken and cow!
I'm play ball unless we have a second very blacksmith.
Here's the trump. Second blacksmith has hit the seed.
The blacksmith, the blacksmith.
Oh my god, where the fuck are the religious men, this is very dry.
that's
that's
Ah, that's not gonna be enough, I believe that.
Hey Mr. Force, could you please pause the stream for 30 seconds?
My mom said I had to wash the dishes.
Thank you, I will hurry back XQCM.
Then you're not doing it properly.
I ground thing in my car to launch my energetic mass.
And for southern.
I'm getting a scammer story now something I am getting a scammer
Scama assist
Scama assist
of
Hello Mr. Fawson Software developer here. I think I have discovered the reason why you
keep looping the same seeds you haven't installed the drivers for your 64-bit CPU so it is stuffed
the 32 bits. Update the driver to unlock more scenes.
Update the driver over my dead lava fucking powered body. Alright.
Never update driver's chat. Never.
Gotta go fast!
Locks me up.
Now where do I find my black smith?
I see a bucket.
Ah, where do I sit about there?
Hello, Fawesome. I started speedrunning my runs today, and I beat your record by a minute. Let on my level.
Every day you're lying.
I have surfaced on a sitting air coming out of your fucking garbage, okay?
You have to listen to my calls now, somewhere.
Medium stall.
Okay, I'm sure this is going to be a funny chat.
with lava over there
rate 225
this looks pretty good
what was the flame? I'm sure we'll get
that'll be the sword
Wait, did I already have one?
No, I got two of the last ones right there.
Oh, fuck.
That's fine.
We're cheating, dude.
Except we don't get the Bastion.
We get the shitty ass fucking Fortress.
Over and over and over and over and over and over.
No, we're not over now.
Hello, Mr. Ford.
Here, Doctor, here.
I've heard your request.
I analyzed the scene.
Of course, little one. I like to tell you. I told Spurdy, that's okay.
What the fuck said? You told me you found the guard, see ya.
Why he...
It's been no Bastion, 2022.
It's just fucking dead, man.
Why don't we keep getting Fortress first, man?
I need a fucking bastion
of
I don't know, it's been like 5 months.
Here we go.
I have a good feeling.
Hello Mr. Fawesome. Today I started training an eye model to speedrun many craft. Unfortunately,
I used your vod as input data. The eye keeps hopping into lava, dying to pig limbs, falling
to its death and screaming about being unlucky. What do you suggest?
I should just be feeding some not-bad seeds.
I
Was scared with that without baby here. No it in water
but it's in some quite nice place to hop in
Oh
I have some of these blocks
Okay, let's go, chat, let's go!
Bustion!
First Bustion in my entire life, first fight, maybe.
Yeah, we do have.
Well, it rated poor, so we have fucking two Bastions within 16.
One within 14 or in this direction, if I could walk full direction, it is not so we're gonna
see what the other one is.
It is in that direction so it's shit or garbage, shit or garbage.
Let's go with...
Let's go with...
the shitter.
Yeah, okay.
Don't fucking shoot.
Can I see the bathroom?
The red routing would be this way
The portal over there
I guess we have to do that, which is only a spark, but I think...
Fuckin Christ.
Oh my god.
Fuck it.
Oh.
Oh.
This is a fucking great run man.
I can't wait.
This makes it hard.
I
I like your bow
Okay, that's great
Alright, here we go
15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 29, 29, 28, forward 29, 28, forward 29, 28, forward 29, 28, forward
I think.
29.
It's ripping my ass off.
I think.
Okay.
Wait. We got eyes.
Potions, potions, potions.
Potions, potions, potions.
Okay.
Okay.
I think I'm going to play a little bit.
We have over here.
have to go top in the other obsidian just need to not go the wrong way in here which is uh not
Yeah, there's no path to take here, man.
This fortress is very far, very fucking far.
Don't see it, there's another, there's a bastion over there, is that a fake bastion? Is that what we're seeing?
If so, we have to go in.
Let's see, yeah, we have to go this direction.
Maybe a fake.
It's not so...
Okay, yeah, I mean great. Great fucking terrain, I must say.
Oh fuck, I'm sorry.
Yeah, there's no point in this shit.
They're a bit serious here but the damage is already done.
The damage is done.
Please, I'm shit focused.
Oh
Fuck
64 is the 5 gifted man, the rest of the base is for all lucky winners.
remember really though it should be a Vimgobama, Nade King and Cedric, like 8 months ago
one onion
the
Okay, that's good, 12.
well the sacrifice something for blood
Uh...
Nah, fuck it.
That looks like an Aquaman turn for a while.
Maybe?
It's possible, if you believe.
one last run at 60, what?
What is it about?
I don't know, this...
I really need to update it somehow.
I don't know how
It's built in
Fucking bait is what it is man
It's fucking built in
the
blacksmith somewhere
how am I supposed to do
Fuck, where's this blacksmith, brother?
The only reason they would hide it this well is because it contains the best of loot.
Here it is.
Let me have you waited for.
Not bad I must say, not bad, definitely not a bad one.
Okay, let's try that again.
Since you are the same skill level if not slightly worse than when you speedrun last,
And this time you are trying to beat a lower record.
Logically the run needed to beat this record will require even more time and luck.
That run will take a while, Mr. Force.
No, we just need one guard seat and it's all done, right?
I got it.
There's one guard here, that's all I need.
Why are you in the fucking tree now?
Oh
Here we go
I'm sorry.
Come on, come on.
What the fuck are they doing on the top man?
I don't like this shit-bassion fucking shit
That's the truth
Okay, not bad, not bad, let me go straight down somewhere, over there.
Okay.
It's not the lava I'm looking for.
Okay, 330, the third box is fine.
9% of players would have given up.
Hello, Mr. Force.
I know that you are the god game.
Yeah.
Is that not true?
It's true.
does that not mean that every one of your seeds is a God see please clarify
no just because you're a bitch that's the name of everyone else is a bitch no
I can't find this. There's a bash in there. I can't find it. It's really annoying.
Why can't I find it?
Okay, I see it now.
Okay, everyone relax.
Everyone relax.
Where am I?
Good bye!
I'm in built-in shit like that, it's just, uh, fuck it, it's hard on the move.
all right we have portal in blacksmith here we go this is the real run chat real run
I fucking both
So it's in the bread
okay that's great great news
Hello, Mr. Force. Every time I tune in, you're getting trained by humans.
Does this mean you prefer things to humans? Are you a beast, you little friendly streamer?
Please clarify.
I mean...
Are you the one thinking about that shit?
I don't know man, you better close your notebooks or...
This can't be completed, however.
Let's grab Lent.
They seem good.
They seem to leak down material.
Relax a bit over there. Can I not see you then?
Fuck it. We'll bank you on it.
are we cooked ? it looks like we are just about cooked unfortunately
Okay, here we go, Ndak's nit.
Much better.
Much better.
but uh
Portal.
Ship.
Ship portal.
Portal Ship.
Is this uh...
Completable?
Without chest in here?
Is this uh completable?
Is there a chest in here?
And cancer.
Uh let's go ahead and do this because we're going to get a lot of iron from that shit.
Right?
Right then I can...
Okay, you can stop now.
I'm just fucking trolled.
Oh my god.
I like to go lower though.
Fuck that was fucking minus one minute fucking gravy.
Oh fuck that was fucking minus one minute fucking gravy
So maybe I'll check that for TNT, but...
At least we're gonna die in the pit guys, right?
Oh fuck that was so cancer.
18
Careful everything now. The train is nice with the logs as well.
of
There it is, I'm gnawing over front of this fucking built-in.
I don't care, it's a pressure chest.
Wow, look at that.
God, look at these soldiers.
Don't take that.
I threw it on the ground.
Help, help, help, help, help, help.
I don't even want this one.
Why are you mad?
It's double double fake double fucking fake
Alright, here we go, this is the ultimate life, my voice.
I don't know what the fuck is it.
Oh, this is better a gravy or an egg this time around.
That's pretty good.
I don't need any of the food.
Now we do have the dig down somewhere.
We have to decide.
Let's go here.
This looks good.
Come on, believe me. I believe the matter.
No, let's go kill her. Thank you for the hundred months. Hold that rod.
There's often things that are centurion-sum-aware, and for they were, I think, very much chief,
I'm a TV tosser, brother.
For some time for your sins.
Okay, um...
fuck this lava, i have better places
Okay, south floor, it's high, look at the snow though.
That's relatively close, it's built in.
Have you thought about all the things you could do in six hours?
Extra sleep?
Go on a hike?
Go fishing?
binge watcher show you with them instead you chose to spend it from hopping
in public and throwing God's seeds all day I hope you learn something today
this I'm in a four-minute bathroom you're shitting here talking about
family I'm gonna talk about family with patterns all that we got
Oh my god, it's shut the hell up.
Oh my god, was that an 8?
Thank God, Chad.
It was built in, it was built in, it was built in, it was built in, it was built in, it was
completely built in.
It is completely, I mean like, not one route there built in, okay?
He was dead. He was dead. He was dead. He was dead.
It was unbelievably like built-in. You don't see this much, but it's there somewhere.
It's built in
It's built in
That's fine, the run was dead. The run was dead. We saved some time but hoping
Active bless our Kodiak for that and session and cronix, thank you boys. But you know you see now
For everyone who was doubting my 140 IQ
look how many fucking potential seeds we had playing the super village only strat
instead of fucking 360 buried treasure inside my asshole strat like absolute
cock on a chair right strat you know what I'm saying this is what I tried to
explained to people before but they didn't understand the concept of fastest possible
nether entry does not equal the most amount of nethers per hour right which is the only
metric we have to go by with this time to beat okay as I'm saying they didn't understand
they cannot compute, process this information to them it's the same thing
but it is not and I have shown it here how many seats we get that could
potentially have been alive compared to when we did Bayer treasure in my asshole
okay but that's good that's good we figure that out we have a really good
strat now with the village and furnace checking right away we skip seats boom
Boom boom boom boom boom boom you know what I'm saying we're pumping seeds the pumpkin seeds
That's what matters next time. We might remind as well get it next time. I'll be honest. I'll be completely transparent with y'all
This was great
We're getting in we're getting it next time most likely all right tomorrow for sure indeed
Until then though, thank you for watching today
It's one subs three subs donors get the subs Bitcoin social credit. All right, that'd be all for my job
So I miss a lot of subs. It's intense. It's sweaty
I'll catch up the next one. Okay