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He'll chill. He'll chill. He'll chill. He'll chill.
This TTS is generated by Grups.
Hey, you chill, Mr. Force.
Dear God, you are still in the order wall.
Now I bet you can't even beat a pig.
Let's go.
What's up, then?
Heave-ho!
Shut up!
Hello, Mr. Force. I really enjoyed the throw at the end of last stream. Can you please do
another one like that today? I don't want you to beat the record yet. Thanks. Also,
Here's a Nostalgia Slop link.
I love ice skating, I love anime girls, I love medalists, I'm sure they swoon too.
For some install the fucking language pack anyways link
No more links
You
Hello chat, I have changed the rules for Lynx.
From today the minimum number of views is 30,000.
They may also donate linkster and games and shit.
mothafuckin morning mothafuckin base
good motherfucking morning ladies how are you all doing today and it's been beautiful of
Saturdays, Saturdays of course, it's weekend, yay!
What a time to be live chat weekend as a wage cut!
Pretty good, pretty, pretty good.
We got two days into Monday.
That's an infinity time.
Ahhhh.
But we are back in black for another episode of the Godgamer show.
We got a couple of subs, some resubs, that's cool, that's very nice.
and MildredHS, 99, Chaotic, Comrade, 99 as well.
Katsuki, I'm throwing Gene Ninja and Nilsa, I'm over the 138 with this guy.
This guy is done for.
It's sound caused fallacy at its finest.
Welcome back to the latest Jeremy, thank you man.
Gene, crime, floppy, the Rizzi and Trick Victor for two months.
Thank you very much, thank you very much.
Spatsiba, all right.
My seat will be good.
What do I have chat?
What's happening?
What's happening in the world?
What do I miss?
Why am I also going to channel points believing?
Because you didn't believe in the right thing.
First you have to believe that I'm baiting the doubters and then you have to believe
in me being serious, right?
I force him, I have spoken to everyone in chat
and we have agreed in a democratic fashion
that we will all stop patrolling you during the speed runs.
Only if you install the fucking language pack.
Any ways, Link?
I was thinking like, that's what I was supposed to do.
It kept nagging at me, you know?
There's something missing that I was supposed to do, right?
I was like, ah, if it's important it'll come to me, but it didn't.
Ah, fuck.
Alright, well, next time I will do it.
For sure.
Hello, Mr. Force.
I hope you are doing well.
Here is a tutorial on how to turn on a television.
um i don't need that i don't have a tv
but i'll save it for when i do get on
you don't have a tv what's wrong with you
I don't think it's wrong with me.
You don't need a TV if you have a computer.
What do you mean?
Are you some fucking normie or what?
New graduates now account for just 7% of new hires at Big Tech.
Down from 25% to 2023 and over 50% pre-pandemic.
Oh, now you're in big trouble, university goers.
That's what you get.
And that is what you get.
Alright, anything else?
Field Spencer is retiring?
I don't know what that is.
That is...
Went for a run today.
Went for a run today.
Probably good, probably good.
Xbox Game Studios in clothing.
What was that?
I heard some miscellaneous sounds.
It sounded like a jigsaw.
I don't know.
I don't know.
He's not like Jigsaw.
Oh, well, okay.
We are now releasing for the final.
Bruh.
There's a 40 second fucking donation limit and you're writing a fucking Harry Potter novel in my donations.
And expect NOT to get cut off.
Alright.
and I like so patronum but yes chat listen listen listen to me if you listen to my
calls right now we have links
Where are the links chat?
Predictions from yesterday? Still not paid out?
Well, they will get to it. Don't worry. We have quite a bit of links until it starts.
Okay.
Let's see.
First nick of the day, chat.
I'm Shreds.
I'm Shreds.
I bet!
Now we can make Isopander!
It's time to finish this manhunt!
I can't work with you!
Time to finish this fucking video.
Huh?
What?
No!
You can't use a bed in the nether!
Where can I take him back then?
I don't know on the floor.
What is that? Okay.
Here, god. I guess you can't slip at all?
Alright, let's go.
Hide, Ben. Let's go.
It's this way. Follow me.
Oh, I'm not getting that one back.
Oh, Ben. Thanks for grabbing it.
Are you serious?
Oh, how's the weather up there?
Hide, Ben!
Hey, you're good at giving directions.
Get up!
Oh, it's right here. That confirms it.
This is a continuation of Domo from the last failed one.
Nobody better touch this grave. Okay, so I'm gonna be right here. Let's go. Are you ready?
Wait what lion?
Let me out. Open the door.
That's me.
Thank God.
Hey, this is a little secret, alright?
Hey yo, that's my son with D&D!
That's a male boss!
I'll take my chances.
Hey yo, chill, I'm your son!
Sorry, bro, I just don't care.
What? What are they doing?
That's crazy.
Nah, bro, I knew that did.
Hey yo, chill!
No, this ain't fair!
That's messed up!
I can turn into a blacksmith?
Nah, I can turn into a priest?
Oh bad, I can turn into a nitwit.
Wait, who is that trying to climb?
Hey, my boy got on there!
Let's go!
Wait, what?
You know you can't eat that by yourself.
Don't do it!
Nooooo!
I'll never forget the sacrifice you made.
Hey, no hard feelings man, I understand why you did all this.
I understand, dad.
Thank you for understanding.
Thank you about to see your dad!
Time to end this.
Daddy, I missed you!
Yo, stay away from me.
But I missed you.
Buddy, I don't even know you.
And yet you care about me.
No, I left you in a small cage so that I would be safe.
Because I stranded you.
Yeah, I left you there.
And you came back!
No, that's ridiculous!
I'll post updates about my face review on my Instagram
My man, why don't you get a little closer?
Hey man, we can go now
Dude, can you hear me?
Are you okay?
Dude, uh, you passed on that stream, bud.
Really?
Yeah, if you want me to turn it off.
Probably, right?
Yeah.
Let's do it really quick.
I'm gonna play on the second release.
I'm not...
Fuckin' I just suck so much fucking dick.
Bro.
Then I don't need a jacket anymore.
I'm living my people behind.
This is...
Ahhhhh!
Yeah!
Good shit, man! Good shit!
We got it! We got it!
We did it!
I did it bros!
Baaah!
Baaah!
You're so good for me!
I need like a pig!
The paint is one hair.
I need like a pig!
I need a puffin! I need a puffin!
I need a puffin!
Yeah.
Don't be one to beat them.
Please, please, please, please.
Ah, I got a puppy!
I got a puppy, I got a puppy!
Ah!
Can I get another song, now?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's the story of power I met your mother on.
My goal is to win the 1st place in the game, and win the 1st place in the game!
Good luck, Manaka!
First place!
I'm going to take care of that guy, so that he doesn't look like he's going to dance.
He's a great dancer!
I
Although Mr. Force, there is no link in this domo, instead please skip this wheel again.
I don't know what I'm going to do without you, no, don't do that, I don't owe you anything.
Our entire relationship has been about you.
My guide is about me.
It's a little bit worse.
Look at you. You don't want to die.
Of course I don't want to die.
And then fight.
I did. I tried.
One time.
How scared am I, Clark?
You don't have to just accept it.
Yes, I do have to accept this.
I have five months to live.
And you're making me go through this alone!
I'm pissed because I'm dying.
It's not fair.
And I need...
I need a friend.
I need to know that you're there.
I need you to tell me that my life was worthwhile, and I need you to tell me that you love me.
No, I'm not going to tell you that unless you fight me.
You're being an ass.
I just cured a patient. How about you?
You can't just give up on Wilson.
You know he needs you. You know he's making an impossible choice.
an impossible choice.
He just doesn't want to live in pain.
Life is pain.
I wake up every morning and I'm in pain.
I go to work in pain.
You know how many times I wanted to just give up?
How many times I've thought about ending it?
Well, then he found my Minecraft streams.
The enemy has reached the front of the barge formation, so to speak.
In the south, he took the Gnazosses and is supporting Starnsdorf.
The enemy is now on the north side of the city between Furnau and Pankow,
and on the east side of the enemy is the line Lichtenberg, Marsdorf, Karlshaus.
With the attack stone, what's the point?
The other rock is not successful.
Let's play in the room, Geithel, Jorje, Krebs, and Otto.
That was a command!
The English steiger's got a command!
Who's sitting?
Hello, Mr. Force. I understand fiction. I understand fantasy. But why do weeds need to
watch cartoons of little girls doing ice skating? Something that already exists in real life
with grown notes. Please clarify.
I wouldn't watch the grown-up version either.
I can't tell you.
I'm not the only one who's got the guts to talk to you.
But all of these foreigners are going to pay.
With their own blood, they're going to pay.
They're going to suffer in their own blood.
That's how it is.
Do it easy!
Land!
On the land, we'll kill the lights.
Okay, okay.
Why is the store tags still on?
Who signs the bills to become laws?
Not anything, my mom. She got signs everywhere saying if you take a shit
Make sure you're quiet. You don't want to be too loud because the baby is sleeping.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
It feels like it sounds like somebody is peeing.
Do you know that? Do you know that, son?
Put your hands on the back.
Look bruh, I'm a motherfucking gangsta dawg.
I'm gonna chug this ball away.
Not only because I'm the best man, I'm the man.
I'm the king of the world.
Yeah?
Okay.
Man.
I see my Jordans.
Joldens?
Seriously, if you want to dislike my videos, just express yourself, you know.
Yeah, yeah, it's really not going to make any difference.
This is high tech, Niko.
I might be black, but I'm not a criminal.
Number four, become a lover of the night.
What this means is, make out with the night, have sex with the night,
do everything you would do with your love, mate.
Yes, sleep with a night, eat with a night, take a shower with a night, take a shit with a night.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Is the dog on the street?
Don't leave.
Why not?
They have got in the stall, well and tight.
Sorry.
I like my good fridge.
How would the world be if people grew on trees?
I will never use join a bar.
Where would the birds leave?
Move, man.
I'm trying to watch the news.
What was the news?
I don't know.
What could it be?
Choo choo choo choo.
Where would the food go?
It's a mango.
There would be a lot of confusion because the kids.
What do you do?
I take daddy and mommy.
I don't give a...
Okay.
It finally achieved the fame he dreamed of as a child.
But the delays could not last forever.
In January of 1989 Richard Ramirez
I see what the biggest kind of
Minus 96
Long long long
The Night Stalker
After years of delay
Ferdinand O.G. Los Angeles in terror for months
Finally faces a jury
In the course of his 1989 trial for multiple murder
The haughty looks and bad attitude of serial killer Richard Ramirez
Inspired a starling new brand of cult appeal among many of the nation's disaffected youth
playing his perverse role of a rock star-styled rebel to the hilt.
Ramirez even cultivated a devoted female fan following in jail he told a fellow inmate,
I've killed 20 people man, I love all that blood.
And he would sit there, you know, just staring everybody down, and you couldn't help but feel uneasy.
The prosecution is led by Philip Halpin.
Charge by charge, and week after week, Halpin details the gruesome evidence of rape and torture,
shooting and stabbing.
You've had horrible things, eye gougings and terrible stabbings and people being terrified in their homes.
And yet, there were these young women who came to court and were Richard Ramirez groupies.
They thought he was cute. They thought that he was handsome.
They were, I suppose, mesmerized by the whole mystique.
I'll never forget the photographs that I saw. They were very graphic, very violent, things that you just hear about, or you see maybe in a movie.
While prosecutor Halpin continues to methodically present his case, Arturo and Daniel Hernandez do little in their cross-examination to knock it down.
They had their hearts in it, but they did not know enough about legal procedure to really
put on a good defense.
And I think they may have also been hampered by their client, who was not particularly
interested in putting on a good defense and did not assist them greatly.
You seem detached from the whole thing.
Occasionally he would have an outburst, and when he had an outburst, it was big headlines.
I won't come back in here again. Do you understand that?
This trial is a joke.
Fuck it, Paul.
We got David Lee, Eric Giles.
He did have a way with words.
He does.
The defense team shows signs of strain.
Arturo complains of health problems and asks for a recess.
Some days Daniel doesn't come to court at all. Judge Michael Tynan orders them
both back into court. In May the defense begins to present its case. The
Hernandez's realizing they need help enlist Ray Clark, a more experienced
defense attorney. Who do you defend? If you don't defend him. I mean if you don't
Defend Richard Ramirez who it's the worst of my Trump
I was talking about what I did.
What did you do?
I don't know what to do with the show.
Alright.
We're watching it.
At one point.
Why is it placed so high?
Huh? Why won't it turn on?
Hey, hey, can I try?
Let's put the noise. I'm trying to sleep here. Let me try.
Let's try.
What the...
Come on!
Why won't you turn on?
for the disturbance. We're sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry. Epic Epitome Man, Neo Plays with the Five Years,
and the Mal, LOL, he says. And the Mal, LOL, it is.
Endless pain.
And there's gonna die eventually, no?
Endless pain.
And there's gonna die eventually, no?
This probably feels good to the creeper.
Yo!
Are either of them ever gonna get tired?
He's probably been running for hours.
This guy's going to eventually die too.
He can't make it to the water because it's boots.
They're enchanted with ice walkers.
Actually, it's frost walker.
Yeah, I don't know if this is pain either.
Maybe eventually.
This is probably fun.
That's not funny.
This is probably fun. That's not pain. That's fun
If you don't want to go
I
I'm going to cut off the planet.
America will soon attack.
The aim is to break the planet's spine.
That period won't last long.
What about the other forces?
Will we have the ability to react to that wave?
Moscow will win.
Beijing will protect it.
We will not let the blood flow for Teheran.
The important thing is that the Revolutionary Defense Force is at stake.
What are you afraid of?
As long as you have Iron Dome, I can prepare to attack.
Don't forget, Prince Laser. We were the ones who pulled you up from the unknown.
Iron Dome is the only thing that's left in Israel.
Our attack continues to prove that Ukraina is a criminal.
Shin will stand, and the rest of the Odessa will be executed.
Finally, Kyu will kneel on the head of the castle.
My spirit...
I got 456 subscribers to compete in Squid Game Challenges.
We even got a jump rope.
Got this, AJ.
No!
If I can't make this, no one's gonna make it with me.
They didn't know, but the winner gets $1,000.
First round, red light, green light, red light, red light.
Oh, they're making it easy.
They're making it easy.
Hurry up.
I need to take a massive dump.
No, they're trying to get away.
No!
I just shoved someone in the seat.
Well, didn't that deserve?
Green light, red light.
What?
These are super delayed, bro.
Excuse me?
You know, that was a greet.
That was a greet.
Now we agree, dude.
I have the starting line right now someone's dancing
Where?
At the red line
I don't see him
Oh look at that accent!
I farted in a little procume
They're supposed to be in little cages
HAHAHAHA
Okay I'll have red light
No!
Okay red light
Hey yo!
Okay red light
Oh my god
I have little pebbles in my underwear
Okay green light green light
Oh my god I didn't plug in my keyboard
Red light
This guy keeps moving
Oh!
No!
Take your time!
Take your time please!
please no I'm gonna have to let him live I'm sorry someone innocent died I'm
sure he doesn't mind
do you think he's gonna move are you gonna move
I'm sorry
you can't move
okay green light green light
red light red light
it was a salad boy
green light green light
my poop is crusting
Hold on, how did this guy get here?
Grapes just killed him in safety.
This line is meaningless.
How did he get there?
Like, how did he get there?
Bruh.
What?
Dude.
Okay, let me build a eh.
You know what?
Let me build something else.
You know!
If you hit a neil, you can move on.
Okay, check this.
Oh!
Oh, people are making me.
No, no, no.
I never let all these people, everyone, go!
Yeah, respect the line.
Oh, red light, red light!
Finally, I'm going to get my baby wipes.
No!
No!
Oh my god.
Before I still trap them.
Green light, green light.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Oh no!
Oh no, they're still not making it.
No!
Oh my god.
Oh no!
Oh!
Oh, that was crazy, but this necktisent is jump low.
No!
Oh!
Oh, this is by making it.
Just walk forward!
No!
If you fall, you're a bot.
No!
As people fall, the glass will break.
Oh, before I dream this, I'm going to show you.
Oh no!
Chill out!
No, that guy fell on the part of lava.
This is way too hard.
Is this been tested?
This is-
Oh, whoops.
Dude, this is like, tested by DREAM cloud here.
Come here.
Oh, I made it!
I made it!
I made it!
I made these games!
The board!
This was tested by DREAM with client himself.
Oh, I just dropped you.
If you do it twice, that's all.
That was crazy, dude.
This is ridiculous.
That was crazy, man.
No further names.
Okay, that didn't say it.
I forgot.
That outfit is really nice. I think it's even better than last year's outfit.
I hope so. I have a lot of money to pay for it.
Hey! It's not the time to joke around!
Tonight is the most important night of the year for us!
I'm looking forward to seeing the conversation that will be made in this place be connected to a specific action.
For the sake of a more advanced and more sustainable future.
It's impossible for me to be in the same room with these guys.
We are committed to the world of the Kabunkashgit and the Gyoza.
Don't be here anymore.
Calm down. Don't be so reckless.
Damn it!
I thought you'd fixed the tree.
Well, it's not bad.
I wonder if the Ukrainian people will be able to get into the enemy's flesh.
If that's the case...
I'll never know.
I
The
Front line is what we are
What kind of situation is the Ucrainian drone attack that the sekiyuu production was produced and lost 30,000 people this month
Nishigawa is a rule of our own
Such a rule exists only in the imagination of the people
The K-1-32 missile is 1,000 kilometers away from Mahjong.
It is one of the most powerful of our country.
All of you, attack!
This is the real thing!
Now, attack!
If Ukraine is going to stop peace,
Russia will respond with the words that the world can understand.
And the world will remember who we are.
The one you have is all of it!
The
team was not able to respond to the weight of Kuchin's composition.
The missile is a clear escalation, and the Russian war machine has advanced to a global level.
This is the third world war.
I'm trying to help you out from something right. Yes, I'm writing you to do something on
It's not important for you. No, no problem. I said I just told you I didn't want to
Huh, I told you I didn't want to play the game
Oh, yeah
Yeah
I told you I didn't want to play the game
Why can't you help me on my computer my time? What?
Oh yeah, help me. Huh?
You like that?
Oh yeah, help me harder please.
What the hell is wrong with you? Are you okay?
Is this what Temple of Less does to Scavers?
Oh yeah, come on.
What?
What?
Fuck me, come on.
So, I don't, I don't want her.
No, no, no, I don't, I don't want her.
I was just trying to play my game, man.
Fuck me, fuck me.
What?
Why is he, why is he doing that?
Is it because of Temple of Les?
Bye-bye.
What?
Ghandu.
What is wrong with you?
Help me with my computer.
I'll fuck your computer.
Well, do it then.
You don't even know how to use TempleOS, do you?
Mess up my computer then.
Or are you too stupid?
I'll fuck your computer.
Then do it.
Then do it.
Wait.
All right, I'm waiting.
Fuck your computer.
Do it then.
I'm on, I'm sitting on my, I'm on my screen right now.
Fuck you.
Mess up my computer then.
Oh, you hung up on me.
What the hell just happened?
Bro, I'm not even the one that opened the game.
He clicked on the game.
I think he disconnected.
Let me, let me see, did he disconnect?
Yeah, he disconnected.
Let me see where these idiots were located.
Why did he say that?
So this guy's in Kolkata.
Okay, let me close this.
So these guys are in Kolkata, India.
So he likes all temple less than just immediately,
I don't even know what the, what do you call that?
Yeah, I'm not really sure what to say about that as you saw there
He saw the game and stuff and that immediately just starts losing his mind and going into whatever sort of trance
That was man. I guess temple of us was just too much for this guy. So next what we're gonna do
I'll be too much for me too, man
It's for your own good, isn't it?
As many as likes I'm doing, they're looking for the ones who cobble with the members proper.
Skickness, shit, please.
No further lengths!
Thank you.
Streaming begins.
Already begun.
Come little brother, let us play like old time.
That's not what I think it was.
Do you still think about her?
Do you remember the sound she made when I stuck her?
finish him
I just had the best idea for a new business.
You know how people often make sex talks?
Right, Frank, what's the shoot?
Turn that shoot off.
We going to business together, right?
Making home porn.
When you go around to people's houses with camera, lights and all the gear and shoot sex tapes.
Why would anybody want to do that?
People will love it.
Porn?
Yeah, but you're a proof.
This is a great idea.
You sure you don't want to get in on this?
I came up with a name for the business.
You ready?
Homo erotic, right?
But, the Homo is spelled H-O-M-E-O.
Homo erotic.
Get it?
Do you know what Homo erotic means?
Yeah, man's guy, like, guy sex.
Really?
Mm.
Oh, fuck.
Took me fucking an hour to come up with that.
Oh, that's what I'm meaning.
Gary's Glitter Productions.
Hmm?
There is a pattern.
Oh.
Hmm?
Davey's a peddler.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That would work.
Okay guys, I'm about to figure out what this is about.
It's blocked. It supposedly gambled another. It actually says another, so let's see what it goes.
Oh god. Whoa! Ha ha! Oh my god! It's another because they tighten the...
Oh, you see that?
I'm getting bads.
They tighten, they tighten, he's so tight.
It's like he either gets just right back.
Oh, no wonder.
You want, ha ha.
You watching this?
Oh my god.
We're going to the cunts.
Ha ha ha.
Oh my god.
They reduced the timing to just rate some bads.
That's all it was.
And I got one flash and great.
Oh my god.
I guess, uh, autismal humor.
the
No worries.
Okay, sorry.
of
We got it.
Now it's time for some dead seeds.
Instead, we found a really good strat yesterday.
Really good strat.
Let's go stream this.
We have a super efficient, super efficient strat though.
We're pumping netters, we only need that one god seed chat.
We only need that one god seed.
Nineteen hours, here we go.
Alright, let's warm up, let's warm up, warm up that wrist, I have to start on the sound
is the f3 plus t that is sound like it doesn't work at me
That's a real old UI.
Let's go!
Gimmie blacksmith, Gimmie blacksmiths.
The boats.
It's a boat time.
7-8.
Can't get out of there without an axe.
You skipped my link to pure drift motor part 2.
I don't see it.
I don't see it.
But I will search for you, man.
I did skip your link. Alright. Right should be right, Chad. Right should be right. Alright.
Lost link. Sorry, sir. It happens to the best of us. Me, of course, being the best of us,
Yeah.
Oh
What ninjas, what did you do?
Well shoot, you ought to know you was there too.
My name's Dragon McQueen.
I'll take care of this dragon style.
My name's Dragon the Man.
Oh no, I almost took a shower.
Quickly, follow me.
This can be done in the AI mode, right?
It's over.
Let's go!
I'll keep running by the wall.
Victory is mine!
Oh, hey! There you are!
Where did you come from?
I come from Brady Gator's branch.
I didn't hear you say no only so here's my link
All right, and this is good, all this is good.
All right.
Fucking Christ on a stick.
A little chicken link.
Fuck right off, man.
I'm going to be Rector and Shoe Bubble Gum
And all out of seeds
All right, I got the first blacksmith of the day, do we have lava?
Maybe
Oh, three diamonds.
There we go.
Fucking hands
I got them
where they down?
I think so.
Alright, that's a big cave here somewhere.
No surface lava right?
We're still in a gravy
Okay.
We have blocks on ankle, but it's not just good.
We have blocks on Echo Village, that is good.
Oh, fuck it.
Hello, Mr. Force.
I can feel several God-seeds today.
Please do not throw them.
I am still punishing myself.
For...
Every...
Throw.
Okay.
I do not know.
So, if I can keep Indorsum, Luchin, Pleasure, I would like to keep my seeds.
I would like it if you kept your seeds too.
Very much so.
of
Ah, this is no bueno, yeah.
There's a fortress right here.
Umm...
and
it's pretty dead
it's pretty dead yeah
of
the
the
Oh man.
Alright.
We're just going to do some warm-up. That's all.
There's no way you can beat and see the focus first.
It's all good. It's all good. It's all good.
all right drag smith coming up
All right, let's see what we got here.
Looks like we have...
Hello, my old friend.
Epstein here.
I'm using this funny voice because they think I'm dead.
Anyways, the island is gone, but I'm getting a new one.
A very big one.
This one is called Cyprus. I'm inviting you to come eat some cute pizza. Obama is coming too.
They don't have a grave here for some reason.
Uh, that's where I'm going to be right here.
far away lava, far away land
spot and a gravy
Very lucky
That's what it's like for.
It's fine.
We have a lot of ability to shoot.
We have two bashings.
One in this direction.
One in that direction.
One in this direction, one in that direction, and we see one of them remaining.
blocks.
what am I doing? oh shit I didn't know you were alone
You
Oh
It's all the pizza fucking
And uh, yeah that was pretty bad.
Three things.
what the fuck what the fuck
26
26
Well, that's so fucking shit.
I guess I throw with that fucking card and come back.
I'll shoot this one at us.
That was easy.
if cannot be done
bad bad bad
now
bad bad bad
now
Hello, first, real traffic behind me here, previous normal was an imposter, in Ramadhin,
you are not supposed to go.
You can however join Emstein and his new wife.
Be sure to take my wife Aisha with you as well.
She is ordered of watching you through.
Oh!
Alright.
Oh my god, oh my god
What the fuck am I doing?
Hello?
All right, we are very good here. Very good chat. We're just in lava.
Hello, Fawcett. I noticed that your title says learning the game so I can take back
the world record from the goblin.
This has now been your title for three weeks.
Is that because you acknowledge that you are incapable of learning anything?
Fucking dumbass.
No, we almost mastered everything.
Almost mastered everything.
Should be moving on now to just find that seed.
Do we have any cave here?
Okay, uh, what was it?
Alright, we got a 3, 5th, 3, 10th, and 2nd.
I
Wish it is
I
Was it them
I'm not gonna be a normal man,
I'm just gonna ask you what's up with me?
What's up with me?
I'm just gonna go for a walk.
While KinkDoc's moms is a fair share of new models
and new sites, it isn't every day
that we need to elect the most people,
but yesterday we all had a huge pool of talent
to assist KinkDoc's moms to open bigger
as new directors and doctors will teach.
Oh yeah, you're welcome.
The opportunity to work with our clients
is something that all of us need.
Oh
Order.
And they're a little exhausted at the end.
Six. Alright, another one.
Another blacksmith?
That may be me.
Probably not.
I'm not sure.
Nice one.
Sheee!
Hello! Where the f***ing villagers?
all right, fuck out of my way, or they would be trouble, oh my
A bread spit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm poor old, though. Don't give up.
You can do it.
You can do it.
You can do it.
You can do it.
Bane.
Oops.
Ah, not possible, not possible.
We tried it.
Great furnaces of the blacksmith you found, and got shit loot from them risking for furnace
and pie chart to quickly know if there is a second blacksmith.
break furnaces of the Blacksmith you found and got shit loot from and re-scanned for
furnace and pyre shop to quickly know where.
If I get shit loot from the Blacksmith, how the fuck do you propose I break this fucking
furnace?
It's not just one furnace, it's double furnace.
You want me to break these two with my fucking hands?
For quickly know if there is a second Blacksmith?
Bro.
Take your fucking pills, man. Alright.
Take your fucking pills. Your brain is naked again.
huh
Where's it going honey?
The Golem is fucking gone.
Where could he be?
Your Golem is in the Mamba Castle.
Okay, we get him.
fuck the fuck
this is fucking ridiculous
and then I guess we're done
oh the fuck
alright where's this fucking golden man
It's just gone, this whole seat is cursed, this whole seat is cursed.
Oh my god, they fucking lined me up on the corner of the building, 247, alright I would've
ran out into the investor either way, would I have found lava, don't look like it, that
a bit far. That was a really fucking retired golem or smart maybe.
all on these burdens
on the planes or on the fields
or on the stone
shovel
I like this potato. I like this potato ball this potato.
No pickdacks for us, I'm guessing.
of
Ravine over there.
Okay, that works.
all the way over there is that?
where did we see that giant hole?
Fuck it, we're dead.
What?
What are you gonna tell me?
Lava poop.
Oops.
Here.
Here.
Okay.
I'm at 17
I'm darling that
Okay, we have one over there.
No, not the blocks for Donkey Kong.
Unless there's no wood, I don't want any sort of wood.
I go in all fashion.
The right side has a trickball, so that's really good.
Statistic spay here. You are incredibly unlockable. You've done 57 gravel blocks before you've
I am a cimlo that has a 3% chance of happening
Unlock it, Unlock it, Unlock it, Unlock it, Unlock it, Unlock it, Unlock it!
locking the fucking thing!
I fucked up trying to mine crew!
Piece of shit pigs man
I can unplayable when I block everything.
I'm doing that one, that one.
I didn't see the start was low in that direction, so I guess we'd go all-ah, fucking food.
What the fuck do they keep the food?
Okay, it's there.
I
Don't say it
I don't know what else to do
There's a fucking boat over there
of
I did not leave but I'm starting
A lot of these seats with the installation.
Mark my words!
Oh hi Mark.
some sort of ravine that lacks me to the work
well
Okay, that works, screw it.
The ring was somewhere over here.
a little rain
are you in a... no?
oh f**k
of
its worth it
Don't be fine, I know you're not.
Don't be fine, I know you're not.
Damn.
Holy shit.
Alright, that would take some for a foot of an inch.
That's fine.
We have two Bastions, one at this, one at that, one at this and one at that.
Shortest one being roughly the same distance, I would say.
I think this is the way
You know the way.
Wait, did I not use my fucking...
I
Don't fucking block me this time.
I
I'm going to be 16, 17, 18, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22.
forward
that's a good thing, it's a good thing, it's a good thing
I decided to go to it, right?
I think that wasn't me.
Okay, we got 8 of them, we're gonna get the 10.
Oh shit I should have drank that one.
uh 100% dancer
I can't find this shit.
That is not possible and we didn't have 20 obsidian run just then.
The run is just straight up dead, unfortunately.
What am I going to do?
I am just going to come back, cube up, after 13 months.
Belly on, I got speed.
You shoot chest and bozours, params are a little... like, it's SJ.
Params don't make much of a difference, potentially.
I guess we'll just grab this one.
that's an actual man pimple
Okay.
Fortress.
I don't know what I'm doing here.
It's a dead man, it's a dead chap, no fortress or no bash inside.
I'm lucky, I'm lucky.
Alright, relax me, poor old town, alright?
Oh my god, I am so fucking hyped!
Here we go!
Fuck a sword, alright.
Fuck a sword.
I would say that's a killigodlin.
I would say that's a killigodlin.
I
alright 220 let's go let's go let's go China let's go here we go we got one
I'm bashing within 15, how close is it really though?
Not really, it's 16 I think.
By the way, it is in this direction.
Right there, it's here cause, okay.
Oh.
Oh.
It's lava, poor.
Ah, it's lava, poor.
What's that mean?
What the hell is this thing doing?
Hey, ZG.
If you knew what it was for, I would have done the chest.
I would have said it.
Evening, Mr. Birds.
When will it stop?
What's that you might ask?
The constant furling of Godseeds, multiple fortresses and bastions,
and yet you can't seem to break the juicers before.
EG, go next.
EG, go next.
EG, go next.
EG, go next.
EG, go next.
EG, go next.
EG, go next.
EG, go next.
This is Lava 4, this is a shit city.
It's dead.
Water doesn't work in the nether, but it's dead anyway, cause I'm Lava 4.
It's a online TV.
I saw bubbles coming from over here.
Okay, sub three.
If the run was already dead while we were just playing it, I had to show that there are
some people who don't know as much about Minecraft as me.
I have to show them, otherwise they will be so confused and say that I threw or something, right?
So, it's important that you educate them.
Got no fashion.
Need to wear three minutes and good food.
Can't do anything without a fashion.
That is the unfortunate.
could work with fire from the golem, or is that something you want to bet on?
Second blacksmith, maybe?
A blacksmith over there.
Evening, Mr. Foes. You mentioned earlier that you're a pro speedrunner. Is that correct?
Then why do you keep playing the seed if it's dead? Please, clear the field.
GG, go next. GG, go next.
The term is a sign.
E G go next.
E G go next.
E G go next.
E G go next.
E G go next.
E G L L L L.
I want next.
Okay.
I'm talking to the food...
Ah!
What the...
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
oh that was uh great
oh service mama alright no enter five minutes he says oh fuck i forgot the food oh my god
okay wait wait wait wait wait, fuck and fucking shit, where the fuck was the fluid harding
fuck, fuck fuck fuck
oh my god, oh my god, oh my god oh my god
of
100...
No worry. No bashing anyway, Jack. No bashing anyway.
Let's run for this.
I'm riskin' it with him.
I did. I did. No bashing. I scammed. I scammed.
A lot of fortresses first man, like I like, but a lot of fortresses first unfortunately.
I can't do seven.
This is something I could be lava.
good food here. Same three stones, same four spammers, same five gunners, same six
thousand. Repeat repeat repeat the cycle but I will always believe in forcing.
Please beat the juicer for your base. I'm doing it. Potentially right now man.
potentially right this fucking round is a sub three entry with full food right
right right that's fucking
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
We got one bashing at least, I can't see it right now.
We're standing on a portal right now.
The bashing in this direction, and this direction.
We can only go in another direction.
We are truly a lucky man, we are truly a lucky but yeah there are also nothing here because
Yes, I... lava lake.
Lava lake, chat lava lake, it's fine.
It happens.
It was not a close question.
Three diamonds, here we go.
that was a bit through there
that's better
of
the
death
of
death
of
Alright, that's good enough.
Grave here.
Lots of graver over there.
Lots of crevice over there.
I don't like it.
I heard a lot of poop.
Oh no, stronghold.
I can't move
As I like it but I have to be done
What the fuck are the bashings at man?
It's good that we are getting no bashings on these slow entries in the ring.
That's perfect actually.
That's perfect.
So when we do get a fast m2 we'll get the bashings as well next time.
Ocean.
But then...
The ropes.
It's easy to do for my mouse, it's a smooth move.
Welcome back.
Alright, that's great news, everyone.
Hello, Fawesome.
While watching yesterday's blood, I noticed you have high-set prominent zygomatic bones.
Cheat bones.
That plus the shape of your jaw would give you hollow cheeks if you lost a bit more fat.
Then you would numb.
Right now, you don't mind.
Bro, I have an 8-pack. How much more are you fucking waiting on with this?
Second very black smith Wow, okay, let's go ahead and remake with them.
Now we need to find gravy or we'll be in grave danger with it.
So I'm sitting in three blacksmiths, will you do it?
It was like a waste but I don't see lava.
I guess we have to do it.
I guess we have to do it.
Now it's time to prove it.
BASSION!!!!
Like a 19 BASSION, I'm playable in darkshed man.
That is a fortress over there.
Wait, so where's the bastion?
Is the bastion here or is it behind the fortress?
It could be behind the fortress actually, in which case this might be playable.
Ah, okay, that's fucking...
I might be behind the fortress.
I will still have blocks for the ships.
This is a really pissed rain.
I'm forcing how you throw it.
Like this?
Oh my god. Do it again.
Okay.
MMM.
That's so good. How do you do it?
It's quite simple. I am just unlucky. I do this for a living.
Should move this to both from here.
Somewhere.
Looks like it is built in unfortunately.
Ah.
Alright, so in the east direction, how do we do this though, just go in.
Oh, this is the...
Come on out of all the places to put your fucking lava dude
Oh wait this is the build, yeah okay I thought it was the stables.
Unlucky.
Unlucky.
I like it. Where is built-in some other shits there anyway.
Ah, fucking piss bashings man.
Pissing shit bashings. Holy fuck.
got a portal
and blacksmith
potato
oh my god, about this potato
unfortunately no blacksmith for us
There's a black snake, ah fuck was it.
Six obsidian, that's good, but that's not going to win out.
Alright, food.
One more blacksmith over there.
One more blacksmith over there.
Obsidian is king.
Obsidian is king, king of the castle.
I
Don't suppose we have one more
We got blocks for years though
of
Okay, let's go ahead and do one more stick here, let me know when you're gonna need that.
and we are out of here. Food, no food. There's food.
All right, very good.
Hello, first time you're here. What kind of squeal run is this?
Is it an attempt to take a swim in the lover as fast as possible?
I think you've already gotten that record, Mr. Force.
Ha ha ha! What a gigit!
same one jota
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
of
the
That's a passer-by.
speed boost
we got lava shit, this is old pete
It's OP. It's OP OP.
It's OP.
Iron doors for good luck.
TNT, shit.
That's not shit.
I would have preferred hugging through.
Alright, I came from there.
My lava is here.
You can't get through these iron doors, motherfucker.
Look at that entry, boys.
Look at it.
Sub-2 minute entry.
Huh?
How do you like that, apples?
How do you like that, apples?
apples how do you like them apples let me know in the comments below
oh my god no it's in the middle
I'm bashing that hundred twenty two
that's a dead seed
another one
Don't go there.
There's nothing.
No food.
I took too much damage from the archers.
There's no gold.
I couldn't build up to get the food.
It was too far to travel, I literally would run out of stamina now because I have no food.
Unfortunate me.
I'm very unlucky with these bashing things so far away.
Very unfortunate.
If you only can get lava with this village, this village always has so many blocks of
where is the golem?
I don't need it, just give me iron.
I don't know.
Golem.
I'm gonna find the Golem.
That's what I hate about this village, the only thing I hate about this village is the
Dolem's cleaning.
What am I guessing?
No iron.
I click away, fuck.
That's a backsmith.
And I threw it all away.
Okay, one blacksmith over here somewhere.
Okay.
Very pretty beam.
Is it that one?
Is it that one?
Look who that was.
What's that?
That's a bug.
Okay, don't land in that direction either.
I'm retarded. Where am I? Where was the fucking block of uh...
Hello Mr. Force. I just finished a board meeting and all the directors are panicking because
of rumors that you have amassed more bays than Marriott International. They are considering
you as a genuine reference to their market share Mr. Force.
Good.
Let's show you the word.
There's some color for about an ounce.
Looks a little worthy of food.
Alright, give me a surface lava, we're going this direction.
We're hopping in?
We're hopping in.
I think I see something though.
I did. Wow. Legolas. What does the elder and I see?
Books. Lots of books.
Okay.
Alright. Some port, but it's totally... it's good.
It's good.
We got one bashing somewhere. I'll pull it close and just go.
It's not close, I think.
Well, what can I do?
The train is good enough though. The train is very good here. The train is very good.
I see the Russian but what is this?
Why the poor happening maybe it's the worst Russian possible at least?
And a burning like a fire.
If we don't see a fortress, this is pretty, pretty, pretty dead I would say.
Yeah, that's dead.
What could have been, what would have been?
Fortress visible from here either. Yeah, this is me a bit. Mega Dead. Mega Death. Sounds like a metal band. Pretty sure it is.
Oops.
Okay, this big big portal lava and shit the holy Trinity the holy Trinity
I'm full of food, can you guys believe it, can you guys believe it?
Here we go, this is huge, tremendous, alright.
Alright, we're going to get the portal and the gold and then we go to the lava and then we win.
We simply win, Charlie. We fucking win.
golden carrots last protection respiration I don't mind but do it's
it's over I had to make sure it wasn't thorns that's that's why I didn't get
and a uh... fire starter
he just started to fire
yes
fire light
please don't fuck around the lava
please
oh my god chat
it's a hot mother fucker
1930
with everything
including gold carrots
oh my god
don't choke the poor
I don't know.
Okay.
Oh no.
It's Shinobu Bayon.
It's Shinobu Bayon!
I refuse, I'm coping. Coaching copious amounts. Coping.
Oh my god, man.
We have fun. Wait, there's a version. We're not fucked yet. We're un-fucked.
Okay, we're gonna need some of these blocks here
I'm gonna spoil you. No risks. No risks
all right
all right
Please don't stand there, I have to sacrifice you.
My name is Dr. William Blaine. I have been watching and I am worried you may have a terminal case of RWD.
Wait, what is that sound? You are throwing another seed right now. This is worse than I thought.
nice game, 4, 5, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 20, 21,
and
and
and
and
and
and
and
OOF
That's good lad
We do have infantry troops to throw pearls, but we don't get pearls.
That's the problem.
We don't get pearls.
Are we done trading?
Really? All that for...
Nothing's saying.
Nothing's saying.
That's insane.
Look at all that string.
I'll let him sit here. I think he'll sit here in the chest almost.
Look at these pearls, it's awesome.
One more.
Rampy wasn't fine. I like going shun over. It's all shun only.
and what is this distracting don't know and what
what is this?
bro, just try to get down there
and what is this?
distracting don't know
and what is this?
distracting don't know
and what is this?
can you shut the fuck up?
he said it best
share of bluetooth in the tier 3 for 8 months
for years
fortunately my friend is strongman clap
fortunately my friend is strongman clap
That's pretty of course, of course.
We're all friends on the territory, so don't miss me.
You know me, you're welcome, I have a lot of things to do for 69 months, nice.
Very nice, very nice.
Oops, that'll be one blacksmith, the service now will be real nice for change.
Wow, that's good.
That's real good brother!
Ummm, let me think here.
I guess we do something like this of course.
I guess we do something like that too right?
I'm not going out, I'm just going to be on the right side of the road.
And this chest bird, oh no, and it's not sun, because this room's kinda completable,
Oh, I'm looking at my...
...two obsidian.
Where is it buried though?
I forget.
Not 9-9.
But everything is fucking buried at 9-9.
I don't think it's here, it's in there.
Is it here?
Ah, it's not in there.
Ah, we got to get away from San cross fantasy.
Where is it?
It's not here!
Alright, fucking GG.
Fucking GG.
This Blacksmith Lava? Oh shit, fuck!
True.
I still mind this fucking bomb in it, give me that shit.
Oh my god, dude, oh my god.
I should have made a saddle and used the horse back and forth.
Now this is what I call a fucking seed.
We haven't finished the block search yet, and we have full village, okay, this is uh...
This is uh, totally fine, right?
We're going to go over this route.
We have fortress, but do we have the most important ingredients for our cake?
The cake is alive Chad. The cake is alive. No bashing. No bashing. Sorry, I'm in the
I'm a doggy!
I am a doggie What's up my doggie
So we've got Blacksmith, and do we have Service Law of our chain, so it'll be nice.
9 apples.
Mr. Force.
It's year 2060.
Are you still speedrunning Minecraft?
I finally learned how to eat food.
Also now I might install language pack and hobo skin.
Whatever you say, Mr. Force.
You're laughing Jack, but at least a woman is talking to me.
they are completable
sure they are
so sharp
boy
Okay, we'll take that.
Full food and full shit there.
I don't have a good surface actually.
I have 3 so I get infinity blocks.
of
I think we are in fully mastered yard. We're just waiting for that one seed now.
Just about, just about.
I learned desert temple in 1995, huh?
of
Oh, you're fortress. Who's with me?
Do we have a bastion?
There is one at 20 in one direction.
Unfortunately not the direction of the fortress.
But we have the blocks, we have the food, we have everything we need to conquer, except
the goal I guess.
And the train looks good Shad, the train looks good, okay.
Let me just see here, yeah we are on the right path to war.
okay boys, boys, boys, there's the Bastion
how do we get to the Bastion, lava lake, the run is dead
the run is fucking dead unless it's not dead I think it's dead as we have that
and right hand. It's so good. It's so good.
So good.
Infinity Logs, not so Infinity anymore, huh?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Okay, villain's lava portal, this should be able to do something with a blacksmith on
on top of it, tip it atop, I'm breaking, alright, where is the blacksmith, you might be wondering,
Well, it's riiiight.
There he is, uh...
There he is, where the fuck is this?
There he is.
I made me out.
Okay.
Sure.
I already have!
Wow, where the fuck was the portal?
Over there.
okay, i got this thing
i thought it was iron pick, but yes of course we don't have it
Oh no I shouldn't have entered the nether, now we're going to get a bastion without...
I can't mine the block.
Bro, I cannot mine a gold block with a gold pickaxe.
The fuck?
Fucking retards in chat, no wonder you don't think the ones I've had, you fucking retarded.
Okay, no bastion, luckily, no.
No bastion.
That could have been disastrous.
Alright, we got a good village with Lala maybe over there.
Hopefully.
I think we have a blacksmith as well, double blacksmith, breadsmith, wait, fuck, fuck, fuck,
One, two, three, four.
All right, gollum.
all right gollum
and then that lags me fuck it
The Heimahans, now you're playing in me diamonds!
Alright well, we got full food and we're just gonna kill a golem and then...
I really, you gotta pretend to be stuck on the fucking ledge there.
Now we have jeans and let's go to the nana one.
At first, let me get some gravy.
Alright, two-tarty entry from the lunch, it's good, it's good.
of
Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the truth-speaker, Joby Boy.
You will force him.
If you want to beat the record so bad, I don't do watch the video where you're going.
Where you beat the record last time.
Follow it again.
That's fucking genius man.
I should do lava.
Lava and ship. Here we go boys.
Oh, it's a building, it's a building, it's a fucking building.
Is it a building?
I think it's a shooting building, right?
Don't ask me questions I can't answer, and I won't ask you questions you can't answer.
Winners never quit.
and
Okay, what do we have?
We have no Bastion.
for fuck sake
six seven
Okay, not a big fan of this.
That is a lot of food actually.
I might play this one out.
Uhhh...
We can hold a portal, we do it, a lot of food, hold a portal,
it's
it's
Still got some.
I love them.
the
Fagging trash, play dog a toy to break up the player
Report to your mom, break a finger, break up the player
Fagging trash, play dog a toy to break up the player
Give an apple to a bitch, give him a game, when you program it
It's normal to lose a game, 20 minutes, concentrate
Fagging trash, play dog a toy to break up the player
That's a big problem, when you're broke, lay down
Fagging trash, play dog a toy to break up the player
Okay. Super. Oh shit, another blacksmith obsidian and it's a win. No. Some blots, some runes.
Oh
It's good for me. All right, here we go
I think a stone and yeah
That's better, they're not getting the normal amount of blocks there, where we have water.
Where do we have a gravy in the Navy?
We're going out to the ocean.
They don't need more food, right?
Fuck it, TNT!
all
all
We have no bash and it's crazy to me how few bashers they get to live.
The madness where it feels it walks over here and we can't get it for him I should
Fuck
Okay, blacksmith.
Yeah, there we go, fucking OP, we got another box with the other one, sure, this second one will be busted.
not buster
I see little servers and all of them.
Where is he going?
down we go
gravy we'll find down there somewhere
Okay.
th
th
th
th
I'm not going to come in here.
Alright, I really like it. I really like people looking at all of these blocks.
Come on, it's the Bastion!
One at 17, that's too late for the center.
The last four, this is right there, and copers.
Make perfect trainers.
Yeah it looks very good actually. Maybe the fortress right next to the Bastion. I don't know, I don't know.
There's the fucking Bastion. It's a shit Bastion.
Alright, it's dead.
It's dead, yeah.
It's dead.
It's dead.
It's dead.
17, 20, 30.
Technically, the focus could be here.
It's dead.
Hello Hans Eli. How is your day going? The drinks today from chat. No, I didn't think
So you learn. But you know what? At least it's high noon somewhere in the world.
Let's keep grinding for some. Just like Chad's mother did on you last night.
Prove it, Force.
You gotta take that, Chad.
You gotta learn to talk to you like that.
of
I could just pull this...
Okay, we have full food here and iron here, and we have an entry.
a lot of loyalty for a hired gun but perhaps he's wondering why someone
would shoot a man before throwing him out of the plane
at least you can talk who are you it doesn't matter who we are what matters
use our plan!
he's getting caught, caught on the plan
hold on
of course!
I really don't have a single block.
So
Shit Bastion
But it is a nice one
No blocks.
Unfortunately.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Lalla for my favorites.
How do they know?
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
I can't tell what they're doing.
Uh, fire resistance potions.
well
I think
more on Sweden
no more Sweden
No Sebastian Force please throw, please throw, please throw, please throw, please throw,
Please throw, please throw, please throw, please throw, please throw, please throw, please throw.
DJ Domux, DJ Domux, DJ LL.
Uh, we're not gonna find a fort this year, are we?
I'm going to 30-81, out of 30, so we have to go in this direction out of there, get
more shot at it.
But no, it's there, it's just blind.
So
sad that the fucking first bashing we get is this um level ship bashing
9
9
9
9
9
9
9
9
9
9
9
9
9
9
Alright, if we get a bucket here, this is a fail.
We got surface lava.
Butters!
Oh fuck baby, we're just waiting.
with the village. Right? Gravy?
I was in a gravy?
I don't know, I'm just...
I'm in a gravy.
fuck
that's unlucky
there's usually graves in the mountainside
I don't know about the animals.
Yeah, it'll switch chamber right there.
Yeah.
No bashing.
You see what I'm talking about?
Oh, the shits.
Oh, the shits.
Oh, the shits.
Oh, the shits.
Oh, the shits.
Oh, the shits.
Oh my god, we got diamonds.
All right, over there.
It's fine.
We just need to get gravy.
Wow, hit R&D.
Hi, Trinidad M3, full fucking village plus diamond bit, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Oh
Okay chat, we're seeing a trade and mostly welcome back Delix again with the Premchup.
Aziria, Lingen, Tupoli, thank you ladies.
Alright we got one bastion, we don't know how close it is.
It was the only one we got, we should probably increase the seat.
14, that's far away.
Unfortunately looks like an empty.
The terrain looks glorious.
Glorious fucking terrain.
Until the length of fire.
I don't think you can do anything about this.
install the fucking language tap install the fucking shoulder skin install
the fucking language tap install the fucking shoulder skin
it's the unplayable fucking install them all ready yeah I am okay first
I don't see a fortress, that was a not a good sign.
I
Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
I'm gonna do whatever you do.
Don't...
...be a...
How are they keep getting up here!
Fuck!
Get in the fucking holes!
Nice Bastion, huh?
This is fucking shit!
Fuck!
Purrs, purrs, purrs.
Big fire potions to fucking make this.
big fire potions to f**king make this
seven things, y'all
one of us
one of us
Where do we come from?
Came from this direction.
So let's go this direction.
Come on!
Thank you.
I don't think so.
We're running 42, so there could be one here, but...
We only got 18.
I have extremely painful punches walking back as well as the six months.
Can we get another bastion in this absolutely garbage ass shit bastion?
Is that possible?
Ask me for a friend.
Don't say you, you shit.
Okay, that's the last one.
Secondary Blacksmith question mark.
Probably not.
Fuck.
I know you've been pretending this entire time to keep the high view count going, but
I much prefer this children game to the regular streams, and at least the chat doesn't complain
about women and minorities as much. Keep throwing, Mr. Force. Thank you.
You can play with all women because they're not wearing my merch.
My limited edition, they missed it. Now I don't sell much.
Now there's no chance.
I told him, now is your time.
And I said, I'll get it next time.
And then there was no next time.
That's why they call it unlimited.
Like your brain.
Seven obsidian?
You son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
That's a black man.
Okay, not bad.
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
Well, the fuck is the food?
Ooh, that's a whole portal. I've ever seen one.
We can look for a portal actually, let's see if it's again, if it's possible.
It's the my fault I can't get a fucking 4th iron from the god of them, it's your fault
chat.
I got a tarmo.
I'm going to use a portal right over this head pipe and then put all the joys.
There was lots
Build the house
I
Oh yeah, swim away please, by all means.
It's not like I'm in the rush room.
9, 10, no food, no food, we're playing with food.
I'm not sure if I'm going to get the first one.
I'm not sure if I'm going to get the second one.
I'm not sure if I'm going to get the third one.
Take a look at him, let's go.
Five bread.
with a five bread then dead as I wish I had.
Double blacksmith. Here we go.
Alright, six obsidian, that's good, that's good.
Okay, um, what do we do here?
use double lava from the blacksmiths but it's kinda like, you know what I mean?
I'm not gonna agree with the either so it's not good.
Do we do it?
Do we do it?
Do we do it?
Do we do it?
We didn't have water, man.
Or as Bruce Lee would say.
BOOOM!
Yeah, that sucks.
We just jumped down the ravine.
Hello.
whatever you do, don't give me lava in this entire fucking gig of mine, alright?
Oh, fucking shit dude.
Oh, that fucking shit dude.
I
Find look behind and then lower and then we'll fucking to
That doesn't help me.
That does not help me.
I don't see a shit.
I might have one just by the coach.
And by the coach I mean the coast
One over there half broken wrong side of the ship
Ain't got no bow
I am the guy who plays games with the fansub. Thank you.
I also am somewhat of a gamer.
This chip for surface lava? Oh, we have surface lava.
a little blacksmith it might be in the other town though there's two town
here it is all right it's good it's real good don't fuck them a blacksmith
I don't fucking mother chat, do you?
Here we go.
Okay.
Lucky you.
I'm lucky your mama.
Sorry.
What can I just pick up?
Optipus, come.
Onto the road.
No food.
Who's fault is that?
Not mine, there is no food on the scene or I will have seen it
Bah
Bah
Flowers
I can love flowers
I need more flowers
I love eating the flowers
You must eat the bugs
Alright, horse meat
Let him know if we're gonna win.
I know my fault the game is fucking bugged man.
Microsoft billion-dollar company you can update the fucking game
They can update 16.1
I'm still on my dream
Snake!
Get her!
Someday you go through the rain
Someday you'll be on a tree from
I try to survive
For the sake of this new life
And I give my life
For honor, but for you
What is that?
I can't see...
For some time, Min, hear the son of your best friend Bill.
Min, I am from the future and you finally managed to beat the record you kept trying and were not even close.
But something happened after installing the language pack. You did it.
So to fulfill the prophecy I have to start to install the language patch.
Okay, I can do that.
Okay, where is this fucking toilet?
Okay, down we go.
Alright, we'll do this.
Oh this is great, great news everyone, we have a 3 games in 20 seconds and 3, with
full fucking village, here we go.
Fucking you gotta be kidding me dude, like I cannot believe this is another beginning
How far is this even?
100 and fucking eight?
Oh my god.
There we go.
Rule one for some, never digs great down minecraft.
Okay, very nice.
Alright, how do I hop down into whatever it is making a shit in the north here?
Ah, bit...
I think we're supposed to go down right...
I'm on the right tracks
Uh...
Is this good?
Is there a good action there?
It's fine.
Is it fun with it?
install the unpatriots
install the unpatriots
everyone needs to relax, we have a bastion
okay I repeat, we have a bastion
install the unpatriots
We have a Gigabastion, okay everyone?
I don't have the gold for it, but we do have a very particular set of skills.
Skills that makes me a nightmare to have people like these pigs.
Okay, this is rentable chat, this is actually rentable.
Are you trolling or what?
get rid of this
what the fuck why are they here why are they
These pigs are pulling me still.
I think that was darkened right?
I'm not sure.
Am I right?
That nine pearls, that has to be quartered by the deal.
That is incredibly a map you're not gonna lie about.
Hello, Mr. Horse. I've heard you say, oh my God, many times throughout your six hours
of throwing divine seeds. I was told you are an unbeliever. Please clarify why an atheist
I swear, oh my god, they do not believe you.
Oh, don't talk to me.
Oh, my shit-bash never again.
Why haven't you changed me now?
I usually use the pearls and that's the one that I really hate.
Ok, we have to run then.
It's dead right without pearls.
Built in as well.
I can't even hit it.
13 pearls
Yeah, we have to run
Unfortunate because we had infinite food
For pearl throwing but now we have to not pearl throw
I forgot to take a fire system
That is not good, yeah, not good.
Foster anyone?
What am I doing?
So, Sam.
Alright, jump up, jump up, jump up.
What the fuck? How did they shoot instantly?
Hey, Mr. Fox, I don't think today is the day.
GG, go next. EG, go next. EG, go next. EG, go next. EG, go next. EG, go next. EG, go next.
EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go next, EG go
too late the the pearls lost the round only getting 13 pearls that's like kill the run
it killed the run unfortunately we could have saved like two minutes with pearls but now
Now we can then throw curls to travel another to the basketball
so yeah it's just that it is just simply that nothing you can do
I
Take care.
That's crazy, that's how it works.
Let's go. Oh, here we go.
All right. 220-inch, boys. Here we go. Here we go.
I got him free as well.
118, too far.
of
This way.
Ah, don't look good.
I'm gonna be there at 430
Let's just do it.
Oh my god, fucking block.
I don't think that's your game.
I don't know much we can do here about trading, but the best RNG there was ever, ever seen.
I'm trying to get to it, okay.
Oh
I
What is the problem? Get in. Fucking lava pour shit bashing. Why can I get a normal
fucking bashing huh the normal fucking trouts
it's fucking ridiculous man
yeah I'm going to eat when I'm scanning for for Chris while they're training
all right it's a speedrun not a fucking play through man
I don't know why they're pretending, and when I leave, they come and backstab me like fucking
Assassin's Creed.
of
Okay, fourth city, and this is another village.
What the fuck?
Hey, Forsen, your old panel bearer here.
I need some advice.
I want to waste six hours a day just like you might be a professional time waster at
this point.
Any tips or tricks?
say hi to my buddy William Tim for me. I don't know how to waste 6 hours but I can tell you
how to waste 10 dollars.
of
the
and it holds
Awesome, can you please stop sounding so optimistic every time you see a blacksmith or find a
vastian vitreous.
We all know you're just going to throw.
I'm tired of being fulfilled only to be let down each time.
I'm so tired of being forced.
Thus, I realize...
Uh... this is a... double...
Bastion.
But we are built in on the 88th, maybe we can traverse this without digging too.
Here is a thingy, I'm sure this leads to Rome, right?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Fuck off.
I
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
And then, here.
And here.
Forward.
Now we have everything about the last two obsidian,
another place to trade
another place to trading guys
nineteen
come on don't scream on the left
come on
Alright, it was a lot far as f**king...
It can be any direction.
Any direction.
You can only go this direction now, it's built in here.
We should see it, it's not, it's a bashing.
We went the wrong side, but there's no way you can not gamble in a 21 fortress.
It's dead chat.
It's dead chat.
It's unlucky. I played it like a fucking god.
I played it like a god. We had seven beds. We had fucking 20 aeo on obsidian. Infinite pearls, infinite foods.
We just couldn't get the fortress.
We just could not get the fortress chat.
Oh, a chocolate island, blacksmith village, Living Dairy, right.
I have to call it.
Is there a way to pick up?
Hey, it's Don. The boys and I missed you last week. We had our usual cheese pizza.
But it just wasn't the same without you.
Also, install the language patch and the homeless skinner. I will not redact your name from the next file release.
of
death
of
death
of
We don't have any gravy, so we only have the option of finding a portal.
are you trolling?
that's so trolled man, that's so trolled man
first time I get fucking blacksmith surface the lot I don't get a fucking...
oh what I'm the king of this
Ah, I'm the king of it!
The king of the world!
Three and a minute of the lunch entry chat.
Look at these guns.
Oh, look at this.
Oh.
There we go.
One bashing up.
I want to say.
What the fuck am I?
35.
What the fuck?
How do I get out of here?
wait 55 now that's better but fuck this shit
258.
Open up, Mr. Fools.
It's your doctor.
Why are you refusing to take your medicine?
It's been 15 years and you still haven't beaten the record.
Gigi, go next.
Oh, there it is.
of
of
I'm going to be all chased.
Oh shit, it was still a moth.
Yeah, that's great.
left, left, south
I
Really? You're gonna give me this many pearls?
That can't be real.
13 pearls.
36 of Syrian.
How come I got 36?
What are you fucking talking about somewhere you're meeting?
Yeah, it was fun.
I
can't make that without the pearls
Well, we have been getting so fucked in the trades today, huh?
Can't make that without pearls.
You avoid eating so that you can save time, but you keep on dying to 4 block fall damage,
and ping attacks.
If the strategy is to maximize Nether entries, then why don't you maximize Nether exits as
well?
Please clarify, Mr. Force.
Why would I maximize nether exits if the exits are dead?
If I spend all day eating the nether, then there's no time to kill the dragon.
What the fuck?
We're not a soldier, all right? It was dead then.
Hello, Mr. Foreskin. Install the unbeticum skin, please. Install the fucking unbeticum skin.
I can only be installed one skin at a time, alright?
Install the unbeticum skin. During Ramadan, you should have the unbeticum skin.
Okay, this is a llama and the best of them.
Let's go over here.
So, where is the shit?
Okay, it's really good, let's shut up.
Okay, let's go to the golem though.
Golem and we are out of here.
He's not here.
What does that mean?
What a future mankind.
there you go
the last blacksmith
That means the most blacksmith.
Three.
That's the worst blacksmith I've ever seen.
So it would seem, Chad.
Yeah, we're good. We're done with the needle. All right, and lucky we got a bunch of interest
We got very few bashings an extremely few bashings or fortresses, but no bashings pretty much
All of them were the ship bashing when we did get them
Yeah, it's it's unfortunate that it was about trades, but
Could have been it could have been it
Turn up the mission, but
We did good, we did good.
Tomorrow is another day in the arena.
My ladies, Bruno, Trondale, welcome back.
Thank you boys.
We got Flath, Edward, Bruno as well.
Thanks for all the subs.
I missed a lot of subs and shit, but intense, intense.
Thank you guys for watching.
Thanks for the subs.
get the subspeed coming so she cradles and say tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.