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Feels okay man, love you guys.
This is funny.
He carries the cutest.
I noticed your title says...
Give up, Mr. Force! The juicer! Our log is untouchable! No!
Shut up, juicer! I am beating the record today!
Got seed.
Oh.
Zero oil.
Good mother f***ing morning mother f***ing baby.
And uh, not the fucking morning ladies.
How are we all doing today, Chad?
How are we all doing today, good?
Sean goody good shh goody good shh good shh
not very taller would she?
good. Ah, bad, bad. Well, well, well. Mixed feelings about the day. Maybe because it's
Monday, tomorrow, but not today. Today we stand and fight.
What is your opinion on a pasta as a food? I would say pasta is pretty as tear.
Easy to make, tastes the best, that being said, I don't eat very much pasta anymore,
I must say I when I do eat it it's whole whole whole whole what is it called whole wheat
whole wheat pasta whole whole grain whole grain okay whole grain whole grain pasta it's very
It's very red actually because I've been starting to make more rice and potato slices is the
current thing I'm eating a lot.
Currently currently currently so yeah.
I'm making risotto as rice and I'm making potato slices in the oven for potato.
I don't really, I used to eat a lot of, when I eat steak, I used to make it with pasta,
make a steak pasta.
But yeah, it's been a while, it's been a while.
Been quite a while.
Rice with chicken, yeah.
And today Risotto with 7.
Risotto is my new favorite thing to make with rice.
Or risotto rice.
But yeah, it's kind of a lot of work.
Kind of a lot of work compared to pasta.
Pasta you put in, you go by by.
Risotto you have to keep stirring for like 50 minutes.
So yeah, but it tastes, it tastes better, it tastes better, it does.
Lazy man-shan, I'm a lazy man-shan, I literally make food every single day.
I don't order anything.
You are nothing compared to me in the kitchen, okay?
You are nothing, sir.
You're a little puppy.
You just graduated from his mother's fucking basement, okay?
You know nothing, Jon Snow.
You know nothing.
I don't have an air fryer, no.
No, no, no.
Let's see here.
We got a fun bunch.
We got a bunch of Sauronis.
Wow.
Taxi float.
Thank you.
I have a little cake of Astora for the six months.
Thank you.
Welcome back.
Benit, what the hell are you talking about?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, massive toe and mortis, we got YVNU, thank you. Mortis actually 3 years old.
3 years in a row. Amazing, yes you're pretty sure sir.
They're on the fucking narrative portion. SMUG TIME!
Yes.
Yes of course, what happened, sir.
You're in a badge by the way.
By air fryer, it's a game changer.
Yeah, people keep saying that, people keep saying that, but can it really be that good?
Can it really be that good?
It's just a glorified oven, man, with less space.
Right?
Is it up?
Gets hot faster.
So what do you tell me?
I only have to wait three minutes
instead of 10 minutes when I'm preheating oven.
That is a game changer.
Wow, I need to get this right away.
That will change everything.
Yeah, you look like my uncle after 24 hours of trekking.
Are you sure you mean trucking?
You're being baited by air fry merchants.
I'm sure it's good.
I'm sure it's good.
I have an oven, I'm old school, alright?
Why not just use the fucking oven, alright?
You don't have to have all this zumer technology, okay?
I am a minimalist, at heart and soul, okay?
I don't even have a TV and you're telling me to get a fucking air fryer.
Come on man, come on!
All right, anything else happening in the world today Chad?
It's Sunday, Sunday fun day.
Man carrying shotguns and fuel cans shot dead by security, let's try to break into trans
Florida properly.
Alright, average lifty.
Lazy Sunday!
Are you waiting to beat Minecraft until that leg officially releases?
Do they have an actual
They have an actual
What are you? Do they have an actual release date? There you go.
Yo, Biden
Phil Spencer has left Microsoft to export to you on 38 years with the company
Maybe they will release some good games.
Good evening Mr. Force.
I know this here a title of sense.
I know this here a title of sense.
I know this here a title of sense.
I know who's the title of the sentence.
Okay.
I know who's the title of the sentence.
Where are you getting it?
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
All right.
Well, thank you for the new segment, Chad.
Thank you.
We got links. We got links there. I'm seeing links.
Who's up for some lates?
T.S.
Here is a slot link for us to determine if you are a good liar.
Please follow the instructions carefully Mr. Force.
I trust that you will because you are the 140th Aqilgod Gamer who will beat the record
today.
until we at least get to the gaming section and then maybe make it to the gaming section
We're gonna ask for a free copy of spider-man ps5
Hey
Man, it's your dad again
Yeah, I forgot he's dead we're the ps5 version molus
Sneak around his cop car. Oh wait actually we should be fine. Hey his dad died
It's a tough time for himself easy on him. I think for kids
Okay, Mollus. We got to be very stealthy here.
She's got a shopping cart.
Are you kidding me?
I'm not kidding you.
Don't worry, I got you.
All right guys, this is one way of being discreet.
You're gonna think I have a child.
Be very quiet.
If anyone asks, hey, nice meeting you.
Hey, got a newborn here.
He wants to be Spider-Man too. It's funny, isn't it?
Hey, how's it going?
You know, this plan is actually working.
working no one's kicking us out yet excuse me do you know where the gaming
section is my child wants spider-man 2 ps 5
mollus we're gonna get you your spider-man games sorry he was just born
yesterday hey nice to meet you yeah he's just a baby
I love this baby, I like it much better so I do it.
Alright, well let's put the baby act, let's get in this picture.
I disguised him as a baby so people wouldn't get kicked out of here sooner.
Because if they think I'm a parent, they'll be more easy on me.
I don't know if he really loves me or not.
I don't know if he really loves you.
Maybe I'm sexy, maybe I'm not, you never know.
Well I guess you might need to take my phone number.
Hey!
Hey, my son, he's a fan of Spider-Man.
Oh, of course he loves Spider-Man.
All right, Molas, enough picking up the ladies.
Yeah, he loves Spider-Man.
When are you going to grow up to be a very good guy or a villain?
That's too deep of a question, man.
Oh, thank you.
Don't ask such deep questions to kids.
I'm going to be a really good guy.
I knew it.
Buy your child a PS5.
All right, Molas Morales, won't you speak about swing?
You're going to sing your theme song, the PS5 version.
You ready?
Mm-hmm.
Shh, shh.
Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh.
Whoa!
Sing the other verse of the song.
The one that's like.
Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh,
duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh,
Watch out Yuri!
You almost bumped into a customer here.
No worries.
We're almost there guys.
Oh yeah, we're so close.
I see bright lights.
These are the games, right?
No, those are phones.
OK, we're close before game kicked out.
We get told about what we're doing.
We're doing.
We do like, follow me.
Where's the game?
Malphite, Super Malphite, Super Malphite.
Where is he?
No, we're looking for Spider-Man 2.
How are you?
Your time to shine solo is already over, buddy.
It's our time to shine.
Our time!
I'm gonna ask you how you are.
You have to tell me that you're fine and you're not really fine.
Now, where is our game?
I thought it was out on it.
Let's ask the people here.
Full of the exaggerated swagger.
Hi, excuse me.
Do you work here?
There's Spider-Man.
Cool.
No, I don't.
Not just one, but two.
That's great.
How's it going?
We're from the Polystation universe.
I'm going to go to the gym.
That's not cool. You have to be doing that.
I'm not alright.
Okay, okay.
Don't listen to them. They work for J.J. and J.N.
Is anyone working here?
I think they're close.
Oh, man.
Oh, what a prank.
Well, you know,
I moved here because uh I moved here with all the receipts
Good job
I'm not sure if it's a good idea or not, but it's a good idea.
I noticed your title, title, link.
Again, no link in this domo.
So skip we linky.
I was just about to...
I'm not even telling you.
So now I can do it.
I forced him.
I saw you today anyway, Link.
I know that you said no morning, so here is only thanks, Mr. Thorse.
I was crazy, dude.
This is ridiculous.
No!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
The fire tick, who's hit me out?
Guys, gotta hurry!
I'm pointing out!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I got caught!
Oh!
I think I have a method.
Got to say just.
No!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
If I can't make this, no one's going to make it with me!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
It's impossible!
I had changed my shorts. Let's go jump rope first child
The bridge is gonna break the jump rope stop. Oh, wait. It's all you
If somebody jumps in the lava can AJ take their place sure, but who would do that?
Come on!
No way!
Oh!
Bruh!
What?!
He didn't die.
Okay.
No!
He just revived.
He just wanted to work for her.
That was nothing compared to this next round.
The honeycomb.
Oh!
You have to choose a shape and stand in front of it.
If you want to lead, you got to go.
Awesome.
I haven't watched your stream since you beat an ex-QC back in 2000.
23.
I graduated and got a job.
So no time for synonyms.
Also, why the fluff? Are you still playing mini-traff since 2020?
We can still change!
Everyone? I think green team is gonna be good.
Besides Paul, bad choice.
See what? You don't want a petition for pink?
You know what? Yeah, guys, come and pick.
I think pink is gonna be the worst.
Come to pink!
One head texting me.
Tell them to check the shape of their poop crust.
What the f-
Yeah, guys, come to pink. Come to pink.
Hey, group complete! Random chance I've switched to green.
Okay, green!
Wait, alright, everyone, chicken's low.
And Spider-Man just jumped off.
We got a lot of money on the line.
I'm gonna think about it. You just wanna hit one double Neo?
You could do the red jump.
I'm gonna do it.
Oh! Oh my god!
Oh my god!
My hands are sweating. I can't go for it.
I'm so scared.
Huh?
Come on, bro. It's so easy.
That's...
Huh?
I'm absolutely horrified.
Shut up.
Oh, this is f***ing...
Oh, my god.
Here's a f***ing sitcom link.
Here's a f***ing sitcom link.
Here's a f***ing sitcom link.
Here's a f***ing sitcom link.
Here's a f***ing sitcom link.
Here's a f***ing sitcom link.
Here is a sick one.
3, 2, 1, go!
Go!
AJ, let's go, you got this.
Can I play some hype music?
Yeah.
What is this esteemed music?
Is this not hype?
AJ, stick around, there will be a revive round later.
That's a prime revive time.
Please don't revive me when I die, Chad.
You could call him a real life man.
You could call him a real life boogie man, not as well known as, say, Ted Bundy or Charles
Manson, yet still one of the most vicious serial killers in American history.
Today the search for California's Night Stalker continues.
I'm afraid for everybody, elderly, young, everybody.
In the mid-80s, the Night Stalker was more than a man.
He was a collective nightmare, and when the police finally caught him, people wanted to
know everything.
He was an eval satanist whose crimes didn't just terrify communities, they made him this
object of intrigue.
So who was Richard Vermeer's?
By the time he was charged with the Night Soccer murders, Richard was only 25 years old.
It's hard to say that any one or two things that happened up until then is what made him
a serial killer, but looking back at his life does provide some chilling clues.
Richard was born the youngest of five children on February 29, 1960 in El Paso, Texas.
His mother, Mercedes, worked at a boot factory, and his father, Julian, was an army veteran
who worked on the Santa Fe Railway.
He had a violent temper and was away from the family often.
With both parents at work, the kids started getting into trouble.
That older brother sniffed glue and broke into houses with their cousin Mike, and Richard
spent most of his early days with a babysitter or playing in the yard by himself.
When he was two years old, he was reaching for a radio when a dresser fell on his head,
leaving him with 30 stitches and a concussion.
Three years later, Richard was at a playground when a swing knocked him unconscious.
He was rushed to the hospital again and sent home with more stitches.
In fifth grade, his parents started to worry.
Richard was having seizures in class.
It's unclear if the head injuries are what caused them,
but Richard was diagnosed with epilepsy that school year,
and the seizures continued until he was a teenager.
Experts say this could be what caused him
to have disturbing visions and vivid dreams.
Two years later, those disturbing thoughts took shape.
Richard's cousin, Mike, came back from two tours in Vietnam.
He was a war hero, and Richard idolized him.
Mike liked to brag about everything he'd done overseas.
He showed Richard the Polaroids he kept of at least 20 women.
He claimed to have raped and murdered.
Hello, Mr. Force.
Here is yet another fucking sitcom.
So you'd better pick a piece, I literally laughed,
but all of these shit is so fucking funny.
Oh, brother, man!
Here is a fucking sitcom.
He was spending so much time with his young cousin.
She wanted him to get a job, and they argued often.
One day that May, she came in with groceries,
and Mike took out his 38 revolver.
She dared him to shoot her, and Mike did, point blank,
in front of both his kids and Richard.
Mike was arrested, and Richard says
that's when he became obsessed with killers, crime,
murder, and death.
Richard read detective magazines
and fantasized about the violent sex acts
he saw in Mike's photos.
At the same time, his grades slipped.
He was hunting, stealing, and getting high, and as punishment, he got beatings from his dad.
Not enough, I say.
Good day, good day, good day, good day, all!
Every day I'm shuffling.
Uh-huh.
Ah!
Oh, my God!
Uh-huh.
you
you
you
you
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The Chinese Federation with its equal distribution of wealth, a nation of lazy dollars, but not
But our beloved Britannia, we fight, we compete, evolution is continuous!
Evolution? Such a pretty little word.
Britannia unloan moves forward, advancing steadily into the future.
Even the death of my son Clovis demonstrates Britannia's unswerving commitment to progress.
We will fight on! We shall struggle, compete, plunder and dominate!
And in the end, the future shall be ours!
All hail Britannia!
All hail Britannia!
All hail Britannia!
So, this is an illustrious enemy. Well...
I'm pretty sure that's the US, okay.
The long-awaited death that has been on the surface of the night...
...is the first time you've ever seen it.
Show me your true colors!
You can't show your true colors to the world!
You're so cruel!
They're pulling you back!
Do you think I'm just going to stand there like a madro?
Thank you, Niro.
I will show you the will of the people of Iran!
I can attack the energy base and the drone manufacturing base.
By doing this, I can increase the power of the enemy and tighten the production.
However, the enemy is very different from Poland.
Damn it, I'll lose everything.
Soi sticks and patio could be one of the most intimidating streets in Thailand.
If it's your first time here, it's easy to get ripped off, embarrassed or even hustled.
I'm going to walk you through a night out in Soi sticks and help you avoid the mistakes
that many make.
As you can see, this street is wild. The girls will be fighting through attention, pulling
you from left to right, trying to make you come in, enjoying them through a dream. Remember,
no matter how much she's persistent, you can say no and it's not rude at all. And also
protect your manhood because there is some wandering hands around it. The first
mistake I see newcomers make is that it's all so overwhelming and
intimidating that they walk too quickly. The slower you walk, the more chance you
have of getting grabbed. That's obvious. But walking quickly, you don't get the
chance to look at all the girls. Take your time. If a girl does grab you, it's
your opportunity to stand still and have a little look around. You can go in the
bar on your own and be left alone with you. Just enter the bar without directly looking
at any of the girls and immediately sit down. This is a perfect strategy if you're a little
bit shy and you're a little bit overwhelmed, you can just go into a bar, sit down while
you're having your drink on your own. If you're opportunity to have a look at the girls in
that bar, see if any of them you like. I see it all the time with guys being pressured
into the bar by a girl they actually don't like. Do not make this mistake. You are choosing
the girl that you want, it is your choice at the end of the day. But let's say you found a girl,
what comes next? When you enter the bar, the girl will ask you what you'd like to drink. She then
asks if she could have a drink. In soy six, time is money. So if you don't buy a girl a drink,
she'll likely not want to sit with you. Now her drink is called a lady drink. You cannot choose
what this drink is. It is her drink set by the bar. There is typically two options though. She'll
have either a shot or a drink. So you can't go and buy her a cocktail. If you like the girl,
keep it simple and say one drink for me one drink for you. Prices for these lady
drinks do vary bar to bar but we're probably looking around the date of this
video to a late 2025 we're looking at around about 180 bar on the drink and on
the higher end the bar in this kit the lady drinks are actually 210 bars. The
reason for this is likely because it's quite a popular bar maybe or they have
quite a frequent amount of customers they just over time just raise the prices.
You're more than welcome to ask what is the price of a lady drink before even buying
Now, when you buy a girl a lady drink, she'll sit with you for around about 15 or so minutes.
That's usually the timer.
It takes her to drink her drink.
And after that 15 minutes, when her drink is finished, she'll likely point at her drink
or be like, you know, one more for me.
If you don't buy her a drink, she'll probably, after the next few minutes, slowly walk away
and then she'll be looking for another customer.
Like I said, this is for six.
Time is money.
Now, when you get your drinks, your drinks will be accumulated on a receipt put in a bin.
This thing will always show the total amount of drinks purchased and over time if you're
drinking, if you're ordering 5, 6, 7 drinks, they'll all be added up and you'll see the
total bottle.
Now, if you're a bit worried, if your bill is getting quite large or you're getting a
little bit drunk and you don't really know how many drinks you've ordered, you are welcome
to pay your bill at any time and just say, can I have a new bill?
This is to prevent the mistake.
If some people are getting too drunk, let's say you've had 10, 15 drinks and you sit there
and think, well, hang on a minute, I think I had 14 drinks.
Now, just to put this out there, it is very, very rare that some cases...
...the extra drink is put on your bill.
Now, let's face it, we're all human at the end of the day.
This cashier, if she's put an extra drink on your bill, it's not to scam you or anything,
it could just be human error.
So, to prevent this...
Human error, Cope.
I don't know where that was, I don't know.
50 is job one. You've now gone 18 days without an injury in the workplace.
By the way, Mr. Perfect, you're slumped late. You're not added to your donation.
That's what you get. You're making slump.
This is my carpet. I can't do this.
Clearly, reality begs the difference.
The first time I'm on it, please.
Where's my furniture up back somewhere
How's your wife?
How's your cat dead?
How about we go have a drink
I
You're okay with this?
I paid 50 bucks for this.
You guys are great to get this trust.
He's everything.
They take it to there.
Keep it real.
Oh!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I need two more to come down.
One more drink.
Now I don't have time.
Take a bite.
I need caramel.
No?
Maybe one.
Ha-ha.
I said types.
Is that...
What's that, Strowman?
House, you in there?
He's the other bathroom.
It's in the kitchen. Looks like a sink.
Chase went into anaphylactic shock.
From the stripper's body butter or something.
Is he okay?
One of the residents had an epipaint, so he's fine.
But we're taking him to the hospital to be safe.
Okay.
I knew that Chase was allergic to strawberries, didn't I?
That's what you wanted, Caramel, at this party.
I suggested Caramel, because she was great at Wilson's party.
I knew about her body butter and about his strawberry allergy.
I tried to kill the Chase.
I did that. I don't want Karen.
You're not a big fan of other people's happiness either.
Extend the first finger of your dominant hand,
hand. And now you've got five seconds to trace a capital Q on your forehead. Some people
draw the Q in a way that can be read by somebody facing them with the tail on the left side
of their forehead. If you did that, then you tend to be aware of how other people see you.
You're happy being a centre of attention. I think you're right. I think you're right.
Other people draw the cue so they themselves can read it with the tail on the right hand side of their forehead.
If you did that then you tend to be more of an introvert and not very good at lying.
So if you want to gain a quick and fun insight into somebody, just ask them to draw a cue on their forehead.
So I'm not a good liar.
I don't need to lie about anything when I'm already the best human being.
in the history of this planet, right?
And in five years, I'll kill both.
Okay, right.
So, your choice. What won't be?
Right.
I'll hold tight to what little I have.
SCP.
That's a bad shit.
If you only do love her, there's only one thing to do, man.
You gotta dump her in there free!
Don't listen to him, man. He's stupid.
Here's what you gotta do.
She said it's... No, you gotta say it.
Then she'll say it back, and everything will be okay.
Oh, and get her pizza, because right now, I kinda love Kelso.
I can do that. I'll just say it.
back on top again. It's all right. So now, uh, where was I when Fonzie here moved to
town? Hey! Get that back to Mundo!
A little shame to admit this, but I got a job. Yeah, I'm thinking about getting a job at a
chip factory. I don't know how to do this. Yeah, Red won't let me get a job. He says
if I don't study hard and get into college.
Once I turn 18, he's gonna kill me.
And I think he's serious, man.
You never stop to think how you're working
will make me go to the mall alone today.
You didn't think, did you?
No, sorry.
Hey guys, check this out.
Orman had Donna in his bed last night
and he didn't even do it.
You're a bonehead, man.
I'm not a bonehead, I mean we did other stuff and we cuddled, it was great.
Sometimes when I'm alone I just love to cuddle.
She client patrols of your house through your window to get into bed with you and cuddle?
Sorry man, I never read that letter in penthouse.
Your stories are true you know.
My fucking mobile even it doesn't work, man.
This will jam you in my shit, I said, man.
That's why I'm calling it if.
Get it.
It was just one night. There could be lots of other nights.
Eric, opportunity does not knock, and then ring the doorbell, and then knock again,
and then leave another test, sorry I missed you, and they called you on the phone.
Oh yeah, we get it, guys.
And we get it.
But my foreign friend here is trying to save for me.
And is that you blew it, man?
And you blew it, man?
I'm losing my patience with you, man.
You can't get with her.
I mean, there's nothing more beautiful
than when two people fit together perfectly,
like two of these potatoes.
How did they do this?
I don't think I'm exaggerating here.
The greatest day in the history of time.
Except maybe the day cheese was invented.
I love the cheese.
Wow, man.
Wow, man.
I've been casting for thirty-nine months with a double finger, with a hundred and twelve
KG with the, uh, the name, 132.
Uh, almost, Paytall, thank you.
132, that's 11 years, actually.
Holy shit.
11 years, thank you very much.
Welcome back. Happy anniversary.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hi, Chandler Bing, I have a reservation.
Welcome to the Chess City, Mr. Bing.
So where are you joining from?
New York. The Big Apple.
I'm sorry he's a little bit wound up.
We had to stop at every maple candy stand on the way here.
I ain't holding my gifts for everybody.
I'm sorry, Mr. Bing. There's no record of your reservation in the computer.
Well, that's impossible. Can you check again?
Can you check again, please?
I'm sorry, it's not here.
Not there.
I'm gonna get this straight.
I called yesterday to try to cancel my reservation,
was told it's not refundable.
Then we drove six hours all the way up here,
and now you're telling me that we don't have a reservation?
I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to say.
Just give us the cheapest room you have.
Unfortunately, the only thing we have available is our deluxe suite.
The rate is $600.
That's insane.
That is totally insane.
Dude, let's drive home.
We'll hit all the maple candy stores on the way back.
And if they're closed, then maybe we'll tap a tree
and make some ourselves.
Does that room have a closet I can lock him in?
We'll take it.
Great.
Look, they are totally ripping us off.
Dude, don't worry about it. I know how we can make your money back.
This is a nice hotel, you know? Plenty of amenities. We just load up on those.
Like those apples.
Instead of taking one, um, I'd take six.
Great. At $100 an apple, we're there.
Come on, you get the idea, we'll make our money back in no time.
Dude, you're shaking.
I think it's the sugar.
Could you hold the apple?
Hi, this is Ross Geller in suite 206.
I seem to have forgotten a couple of things.
Could you have some complimentary toiletries sent up to my room?
Thank you.
Okay.
Okay, a toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, mouthwash, deodorant, dental floss,
band-aids, shaving cream, aftershave.
And I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Is there anything else you have that I haven't asked for already?
Yeah, go ahead, set up some tampons.
What'd you get?
USA Day.
Alright, let's put them in the others.
Man, I also got two more apples.
We're four short of a bushel!
Ah, I feel so alive! I'm loving in the country!
Well, sir, got these great salt and pepper shakers from the restaurant.
Oh, that's not cool.
Dude, none of this is cool.
Look, Chandler, you have to find the line between stealing and taking what the hotel owes you.
Um, for example, a hairdryer, no, no, no.
But shampoos and conditioners...
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Now, the salt shaker is off limits.
But the salt...
I wish I'd thought this through.
I forget what you mean, though.
Like, the lamp is, uh, is the hotels, but the bulbs.
Oh, you already got that.
Not my first time in a hotel, my friend.
Okay, uh, how about this?
No, no, no, you can't take the remote control.
Yes, but the battery is...
Thank you, thank you very much.
Ooh, let's celebrate with some maple candy.
No!
At least tell me where you hid it.
Here's your coffee at the bill. We hope you enjoyed your stay.
Oh, we did. And you still have all your lamps.
All righty, factor in the room tax.
Oh, dude, don't worry about it.
I found an unattended maids card
way ahead of the game.
Oh, my God.
What?
There's something new in the bowl.
Look, we have enough. Just walk away.
No, but I want. I want the pine cones.
There's a forest right outside.
It's not the same.
Okay, go quick.
Go! Go!
Thank you for a delightful stay.
My maple candy!
Now that's some real boomer human men.
You guys don't know. You guys never know.
I'm not good at supporting the club.
Mr. Harikawa!
It's a foul!
It's a foul!
I'm sure you're happy with your cute juniors.
What are we going to do here?
What about Hine-kun's job today?
This is it!
Oh!
I thought it was a nude model!
It's impossible to call a girl in front of you!
That's not a problem.
It's like this.
天使
拎きかけで頼む!
勝手な妄想を共有しないでください!
でも、かわいい兄像たちのお願いですよ
本当は知たくないんですよ
あすこちゅーし
特別
すごいのあつび!
どうしたんですか?
Ah...
Ruuuugh!
Do you think this is what you were looking for?
Ruuuuuugh!
Look at this.
This is how it looks like.
E-e-e-at-a-hat?
Eh? But it's like this...
Is that Alveletina's assistant teacher?
Yes, that's right.
What's going on?
Huh? Teacher?
Oh, you said it.
You're not the one who's going to be the boss.
What are you talking about?
The teacher is amazing.
He has a lot of talents.
What kind of teacher are you talking about?
This is it!
What?
I didn't know you were a Bel-senpai!
Thank you, Senpai!
Mr. Arbelty's assistant teacher!
Thank you very much for today!
I'm impressed.
By the way, this is Bel-chan's new year's day.
The main character looks like Himeko,
but I don't think he's a Bel-senpai.
I don't think he's a Bel-senpai.
Hey, you!
Hey, you!
Hey, you!
I'm going to kill you!
You can't do it, Mr. Nagyorubo.
No! This guy is scary!
Oh?
Are you hurt?
I'm not that bullied.
I just told you, Mr. Nagyorubo.
Well, what Mr. Nagyorubo said is...
You pervert!
You always get told off by the 18th century!
It's so gross!
Please stop!
What?
I'm not a pervert!
Oh, it's wrong!
I'm going to...
But I think I understand a bit about Beru-senpai today.
I'm a little scared, but I'm happy to hear that you understand.
Damn it! It's okay!
Damn it! I'm gonna die!
Damn it! I'm gonna die!
Damn it! I'm gonna die!
Ramelis is 4x4, right?
But this guy is scary!
I have to fucking let this on the shite, remind me to check my phone a bit, I have to charge
All right. We are good. We are good. No further links. Thank you very much. Thank you very
Thank you very much.
Good to go.
Whatever users are back in the fridge today.
All right.
What?
Making me go back and check. Okay, hope it was worth it.
All right, we're done.
Okay, let's see, where's the fucking...
Holy shit.
All right, we're wound up.
Oh
They capture on
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
has warm up, warm up those hands
and three of those that's good before we kill the golem let's see if we can get another one
oh i forgot to
I'm blocking the timer.
I'm blocking the timer.
I'm valid not.
The asshole is invalid.
only three
well that is a big problem
I know I don't have an item for it, but you might find one and then I'll just cook one
There was no mine or anything around, I would have known already.
Alright, call them over there.
th
th
th
th
th
I know all your tricks.
The
The ocean is to my right, so I probably want to go to the left.
Yeah, where the fuck is it at?
Ah, it's fake, man.
give me something
Any nether?
Okay, what do you want?
You want this?
It's warming up!
It's good, it's good.
and
I want a 19.
Well, that doesn't bother me at all.
No, I don't think so.
Shift. No.
Shift.
Double black smoke.
Two diamonds.
Okay.
Why am I-
Okay.
Ah, I need wood somewhere.
A triple blacksmith.
Obsidian? Okay, okay. No final diamond, but that's fine.
uh we do no diamond stuff
i thought babe used to play here
no diamond stuff and i would dig down
and let's go to that open area
I really should have gotten more food, I feel like.
hold in the ground, big hold
So many obsidian, so much stuff.
okay check over there otherwise call it call it oh oh it is over here wow who would have thought me
that's where i did not get on even though the masses tried to make me a reset
Alright, here we go.
I don't like this.
I don't think you have everything here.
No bashing.
No bashing, I don't even know what to do.
Tell me if my phone makes a sound by the way, I don't know it.
Okay, I'm lucky we didn't get it.
lucky we did not get it
What the fuck is the blacksmith?
What the fuck is the blacksmith?
Is it up on the fucking mountain?
Well, what the fuck?
We must be in another village that's hiding like around behind a mountain or something.
I think it doesn't track this far, at 20, at long it'll be 20, and maybe unfortunate.
of
I'm just in my can, I'll do just a minute and I'll fix it for you.
I had it flying again, I'm in a Zalva Sneezeball Flamingo Lindo with two years, fortunately
I'm missing two years of my money.
Can you get the record already or do you need further investments?
A little bit more, alright and we shall come to the finish line.
But it needs a lot, thank you very much.
Enjoy your new badge, sir.
Okay, here we go, blacksmith over here.
It's a double blacksmith. Okay, here we go.
We could have it right now.
right now this could be it this could unironically be it chat okay that's good
obsidian not too much not enough
Uh, okay, so we're looking to, uh, kill the golem.
Okay, that's really good, where's the golem, there's like gravy I see.
I'm there, there.
No.
Uh, gravy, gravy, gravy.
Why is there never a gravy in the fucking swamp man?
That's what I want to know.
Hide a bucket.
We're helping in.
Operation find gravy on the way.
commenced. I'm sure we'll find it.
We're a diamond shovel and all.
Yeah.
I think Christ.
Ah.
Okay.
I see this.
Well, that was unfortunate, but it's unfortunate, sorry.
We've got many bashings for the N16 which is unfortunate, we only want one.
One over there, we're in 13, and this one is 16 on that side, we're both built in either
way.
Alright, let's go down to 13, 90, let's go to closer one, because we're built in either
way.
I'll see something here.
Use this.
Use this.
I don't need that unless it has some sit-in but nobody got the time for that
Fuckin' rekt so hard, yeah.
It's dead.
Fuckin' shit-bashing.
Okay, we got one.
I don't know.
Porto? Okay. How doable is this?
Chinese New Year, unfortunately, always comes with a lot of fire and incense.
We talked with the man who lost three fingers who had the following.
The hand was dead anyway.
What the f**king internet lagging so much, man?
Let's see what we can do with this.
Not much.
I'm not optimistic.
One, two.
Iron Golem.
Kill.
Actually, this works.
This works, actually.
Iron Golem.
iron golem kill actually this works this works actually iron golem that is
works
Alright.
We're just gonna kill the Iron Golem.
Crazy.
All right, we're just gonna kill the iron golem where is he?
Where is he?
the fucking wonder off where the fuck is he
oh my god
Uh oh.
Somebody need to get closer.
Broken ass fucking millets.
I got them!
of
believe, good things will come to those who believe
HOT!
Okay.
My god.
Uh...
See?
the closest one which is this one okay it's very good to me okay let's go what the
the fuck is this... oh...
standing up there
fucking slender man
oops
ahhhhhh
alright
fuck, they don't have blocks for this bastion
well these bastions are always out in the fucking open man
that's real annoying
Okay, I'm just gonna go up here in this.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I had a gold pickaxe. Fuck.
Yeah, I'm lucky that we got this guy here where we had no locks on the ground floor.
I can struggle to make it up dude.
I have to run from 7 to 10, from 4 to 5, from 6 to 10, from 6 to 10, from 6 to 10, from
there is another fucker
Yeah, it's dead.
27 is so random, it's too much variance, I can't even find it, mmmm, okay.
No.
Now I'm on grinder.
Swipe it right at tier 3 subs.
Where's it left?
I don't know.
Two Sigma, with those apps.
Five of Sidion.
There's a portal there.
And I did get Five of Sidion.
What does that mean for the future of mankind?
I don't know, Kev.
I don't see the golem.
So this better have a fire starter and everything else we fucking want.
I didn't even get food.
box is bad
YOLO
what does the fox say?
999
Secondary blacksmith.
Secondary blacksmith.
Don't you dare close that board, son.
I'm grabbing this first cause you might have 3 emeralds so I can get a fucking...
Nope.
Nice.
Boise, the Edelpenner, aimbot, cone, traditional tool, 33 and so on.
See you tomorrow, D.G.
See you tomorrow...
...or Monday.
Monday...
...morning.
My favorite.
why is there any doors? I'm wondering. I don't know.
I need to get the hay bells.
What is that album used to say?
Did you see gravy? I did see gravy somewhere.
I don't see the gravy.
You know I saw it somewhere.
Did I not see it on the video?
Was that a different seat?
No, here it is.
Here it is.
Sorry, almost done.
Sorry, almost done.
Finally, we are free.
I'm texting Dream for some advice.
Colting the old stream.
Alright, yeah.
Are we done?
No silent assassins incoming?
Fuck man.
Give me a break.
All right, please.
We got one bashing when they're 15.
We need to know more, so wherever it is, we're going.
Uh, uh, we're at 71.
That's really annoying.
It's kind of built in there, Chuck. It's kind of built in.
Alright.
Oh, no.
Ah!
Look at that.
I'm going to be pretty good at this, but I'm going to be pretty good at this.
I'm going to be pretty good at this.
Oh, built in shit man.
Just reset.
Oh you're also a professional minecraft speed owner man.
Thanks.
Thanks for the tip.
No.
Blast protection 3.
Well.
I mean, this is possible.
Is Rama over yet?
Yes, we're about to Rama down.
86, force and the Ender Dragon here are you still dreaming about fighting me?
My guys, in the Nether, are roughing you up.
It blinks blazes you name.
You are not coming into the end any time soon.
Good luck in the Nether, and keep up in here to go.
Like counts?
Pretty much looks like a meb in there.
Uhhhhhhh
All right, big blacksmith here somewhere, hopefully.
Get out of the goddamn way!
Motherfuck.
Fuck off.
I'm very up top.
Up top.
One, two, three, and a four, and then realize that we missed one.
There we go.
Alright, we got that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that, and that.
Alright, where is this going?
But I've heard so much about it, that's a mind in there.
Okay, that could be good to know.
Grave over there, but first...
Where is the going?
Fuck it.
I still don't know where the golem is.
Stun to the other.
Alright, it looks pretty good here. Looking pretty good.
We have our little hole to jump into.
of
I made my plan.
Very little shit in the forest.
It is great if we get it in the mushroom.
Ah, my fuck.
I'm lucky they took too long because the blacks may also come to the hill
but it's fine
We're doing this.
What the fuck?
Alright, unlucky there at the end, but that's fine.
Just give me the installation.
We have something, we have two batches actually.
One over there, one over there, which one is closest.
Nine, any Niners?
One at nine, I'll release one, I guess.
That's the time.
You see?
Install the language pack.
For sure, I will see.
Bruh!
Install the Habaskin!
Okay, I will, for real.
You can buy both wives a new car with this amount of donor farming.
I don't have a license.
You can make it for the wallet.
Okay, I picked the fuck route here.
Closest is not always closest, you know.
but it's also in a shit passion so yeah it is so if you got the other one you would have
gotten fucking it in
It's like the worst matchdown is built in.
It's just nothing you can do with that one.
It's just nothing you can do with that one.
One of these times we're gonna get one Bastion only, not two, not three, not four,
but one Bastion and we're gonna get a fucking not-retarded Bastion.
Alright, and then, it's easy peasy, lemon, hearty, squeezy.
Okay, we got a boat.
It's a boat time.
and that might be a lot over there ok ok sub 3 and 3 here
slightly less effect on the iron I did not get back to my with food with food
yeah that works with a bastion
top right Bing tax debater Sweden income tax of 52% versus Cyprus 35%
Sweden capital gains thirty percent versus Cyprus zero percent bet that money
Mr. Force will the fuck would want to live in Sweden anyway
I mean if you want to fund the grenades and the arms deal in the government and
Okay, that's good.
Very good.
Okay, that's good.
That's good.
Okay, that's good.
Very good.
Okay, what do we have?
We have something.
There's those.
16 gives us none.
18 gives us one.
Bad direction, unfortunately.
fucking fuck this man
he's in the mothers
I'm getting quite a lot better than others here and I'm going to buy them.
Wait, 47.
Alright.
No.
And where the fuck are you?
When will it stop? When will you beat the juicers record? Perhaps never. I don't know any more. What do I do?
That scene was bad in case you're wondering, in case I wasn't clear again.
Alright, here we go, over hotel, with a blacksmith.
I'm going to see if you can find this man, it's an offhand clean fist, it's in the badge
and then it's signed here with one, one here as well, thank you very much, I just have to
I feel bad for meeting. She mistakenly took you as Ryan Gosling and married you while
running. No driver's license. No kid. No nothing. Aware.
Except I'm leaving it as true.
No, you aren't now.
Shut the fuck up!
Hello Mr. Fawcett, unfortunately I've had to report your stream to Twitch.
Who has failed to tag your stream, has contained sexual content, and over the past month, I have watched you get fucked by piglets, gravity, lava, zombies, slimes, and dogs.
Alright.
Don't forget your mother.
Okay, roll him over there.
I
Know
What the fuck
Okay, give me something to work with here, give me something to work with, what do we
We have a hole, a hole hole, a half a hole.
Oh
Unfortunately, it's not.
Wow, there really isn't anything here, there was a fucking cave open, oh my god.
Okay, went the wrong direction, I guess, could've should've went up.
I
Blacksmith Ocean, unfortunately it's coral, that's a big problem.
uh
let's go out and fuck the golden thirst
I don't see any...
...any mama.
His biome is so shit.
Where did I hear the monsters from then?
At least there's something under here.
Are they?
What?
They are in their walls.
I'll be right back.
Oh
I didn't get gravy, wait, I didn't get, uh, what happened to my, fuck, I swear I had it.
The men's society are off to me, Nina. We must move to Cyprus.
Four years later.
Seth, are you sure this is Cyprus?
One of our neighbors told me this is Chernobyl.
Nina, this was Chernobyl! One of great damage!
You do.
There's a snowman.
impossible
it's 18 pushing over by him
I remember
It's dead.
It's dead.
What shits and netters are we getting man, it's fucking incredible.
It is incredible, man.
Alright, we got a ship with...
Galava.
8th is fine I guess.
8th is fine.
That's not good.
I doubt that one.
Blooting 3 boys!
Blooting 3!
We just need an entry.
Get this food.
Keep the change.
But, village run or no village run, we're never getting that fucking lava on time.
another shenogen by my favourite
It's fucking bad, we have loot in three sword man.
Wait, we have loot in three sword.
We technically did not even need a version, I just realized.
I was dealing with Shinobi by him.
Looting 3 is worth like 2 minutes and that depends on how lucky you would have been without looting 3.
That's not good enough secondary.
I...
I can micro-j-fox that one.
What are these blacksmiths about huh they've been already heist and heisted heist
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What a heck man, what a heck yeah.
ship
Come on big black sniff now
I don't know.
Okay.
that
please one time surface fucking lava
I do very appreciate it.
Like this.
I'm going to go down there or we go into the desert, or my horsemen don't hang in there.
two options we have not to come from but desert
am I confident about digging down either oh my god we got another blacksmith
why you don't say so anyway oh my god we got 11 seconds
Alright, I don't want to chill. I need you all to chill. What are we doing? We're doing a bucket regardless, because we got pigs with that.
That's all we need, really. We could do this too, I guess.
I was still in a fire starter, I don't see any fucking water over there, I don't see
any gravy
That's so ironic right it's so ironic yeah, you get the 11 obsidian you don't get the fucking gravy
Right here
I don't want to go down here, because I don't want to build the fucking portal here.
Oh my god, what a joke.
I don't want to build this.
What a fucking joke.
That's so trolled man. Eleven obsidian's not even gonna get a fucking radio anyway.
What the fuck did I get killed there?
That's crazy.
I mean that's so fucking hard, I don't gotta lie.
That is mega retarded.
I'm sure it was lava
of
I
I told you, you would have written a poem to me.
That was the distraction during this entire time shot.
and this week that guy has been distracting me preventing me from reaching our goal
two whole balls of tails
where that zombie come from
uh okay that's good gives it in
Uhhh, oops.
I will take that back, I think very much.
Alright, let's look for lava here real quick, a ship.
Okay.
Okay, that means that do we grab the food or just go, or just go?
We get the food and the ship, good thing I picked the apples at least.
Let's grab this, I lied, thought that was gravy.
Okay, that's good.
Okay, that's good.
I doubt this is lovable.
What is this?
Shade butthole will conduct superior team all eye of the dela to you.
It's force and run, run boy, run.
He says, we don't run here.
It's time.
I think I won't grab this diamond.
We're on the island, don't worry, we'll make up the last time.
right?
right?
right?
we're having to hit the box
I don't think I can go in there.
I don't think I can go in there.
I don't think I can go in there.
Looks like it.
Oh, I already like this, huh?
I'm the mother's very unlucky chat very unlucky
Blacksmith
Okay big big big big
I don't see any surface lava.
I
Looks fine
of
I mean...
Now we have to kinda hope we're serving slow
I'll come let's go.
Where?
I hear you.
Okay.
One at 14 maybe.
what is over there
it's a bastion
i'm going to relax
i'm going to mark this
that over here
i can not bring lava
That was Bruce, that's right.
Okay.
If I didn't bring lava here, do I do Donkey Kong Star?
I guess I do.
It's built in, so I don't know if Donkey Kong Star works as well.
If it worked off.
of
of
of
of
of
I'm just trying not to get the pig to come.
Ah, that zombie pig is gonna fuck us in the ass, I'm not gonna lie.
I
It's out there.
I don't see him, what the fuck do I see him?
where what?
what the heck?
I'm controlling right now
I don't need cards, I need obsidian.
What the fuck is fake lava?
Yeah, now we can do it. We're going here to the obsidian.
We're going there to the obsidian.
It's red everything.
We got 200 cars.
No, I'm saying it.
It's just dead.
Sorry.
It's just dead, right?
Oh shit, where'd we go?
I mean, we can't do anything opposite of this, so...
Where's the time?
Where's the off time?
Old portal? Who the fuck cares about the old portal? I have six obsidian, not ten.
Ten. I have six of them. Six.
Are you tired?
Okay, come on, don't talk to the portal.
Chest?
Chest, I have no chest.
of
Oh my god.
That fuck is this!
Oh my fucking god dude.
Just a mine.
182.
GG.
That's a G to D and G.
I didn't know that was a paint.
I just discovered that now by mistake.
Huh? How did I do that?
Oh shit, it works.
It just works.
I'll see what it takes.
Nothing you can do, nothing you can do, right?
I'm standing in front of my crossbow.
So, blacksmith, blacksmith, blacksmith up there.
Oh, that has to be bad one.
Which means that as long as we don't bust, and this blacksmith will be busted in the
another one
a ray?
no
and busts
all my blocks
I
Oh.
Portal Lava.
That's completable. Tube Sinion. Tube Sinion.
Alright, here we go.
Here we go chat. Let's go.
20 seconds, she won't be found.
1-14 actually.
Yo, and there's a fortress there. Let's actually play it. We'll see I think.
actual play will see
What do I have to get?
You don't technically have to get the iron hit
Well we do need
We do need to get a stone axe and then we need to get a ship tower block.
Yeah, I'm getting the animals.
On the boat.
I need more blocks actually than that.
I already passed the sheet.
Chalice running to fucking watered.
What the fuck?
Nope.
Alright.
It should be here somewhere.
Unfortunately, I don't see it and we can't build it. We can't dig through it because we don't have enough pickaxe.
So unless this is it, we are in big trouble.
Unless it's right through here, which is very likely, but also very unlikely, we are cucked in the ass hole.
Good thing I got all these blocks.
But it's not enough.
There it is. Stay tuned.
And it's done.
Sssssssssssss.
Ahhhhhhhhhh...
Ahhhhhhh... It's my fucking ear, man.
Little big ox!
Ahhhhhhhhhh...
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I'm going to try to make it sound like I'm going to die.
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I'm going to try to make it sound like I'm going to die.
Okay, a little bit further than I thought, I like it.
Could have been something, Charlie, could have been, could have been like, it's over
now.
hold the whole time.
God damn it, man.
Where's the blacksmith?
Oh, we got portal. We got lava. Okay, we got good stuff here.
As long as we don't get screwed on this blacksmith, we are fucking winning.
I still have to kill the golem unfortunately.
I got a lot of gold, but I'll...
I don't think we need any gravy, so we should have a fire starter, but why not grab three
I got three lava over there, I'm gonna do that, let's start this is kind of gimmicky.
Alright, ladies and gentlemen we have the gold helmet full village.
I fooled...
I only fooled...
by the rocks that I got.
Alright...
We're hitting win.
let's go full fucking deluxe and we haven't gotten a good bastion in forever so
this is it this is it we got unfortunately two bastions with a 15 and
three 20 so having a fortress is gonna be a might be off to this dog if you're not in
Hello, what happened, sir?
You can't win!
Ah, fuck me, little mistake.
You can't get up there, can you?
I
This is fucking unlucky
Ah, what a f***, I was with the guy, I think that's a guy, I don't know what he's talking about.
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and that's what I told you before, we got 3 bashings, 20, which means that
very unlikely for a fortress to be in.
Did I do that right? I did it.
To the left.
of
of
I'm only 17 pounds, what if I'm trolling?
man
although it's 100% easy to tank your cars
I can't throw the fucking birds
Can't make it there, can I?
There's not enough time without arrows.
There's not enough time without the pearls, I see the fortress actually, but I mean I
can't.
I can't.
I can't...
It's...
It's his dead man.
12 pearls.
It's that side.
It's dead.
The dirtbag, no more dazing man, I pull, I pull style jab in the 3D game, get reduced
with the force, I'm getting it right now, ooo, ok, I actually get it right now, I'm
Maybe that's sure
Got the fuck out of my way
Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I'll do the gravy
Alright, first try is-
Bit of food
Are we just going down here yet?
I don't see any other option
This bed
It's a sturdy bed.
You can take me to your mom without breaking.
I'm sure this will go great when I look at backspam.
and
Okay, we got a fortress over there, but this bastion is fucking plenty away, man.
Which is, uh, shite.
I'm going to go to the side of the building.
Forcin' Forcin', still doing village runs I see.
Looks like I'm never going back into that refrigerator.
Now, if you will excuse me, going back to read the other posts on your subreddit.
It's...
Now where the fuck is it, here it is.
Okay, focus in this direction, south, southwest, okay?
Up there is this tiny ring number, I know.
Evening, Mr. Sebastian Ports. You are the pro speed learner, correct? How come when you keep throwing bad seeds, please, Maricopa?
Oh, that's a bottle of cigarette.
Uh, south-west, where is that?
South-west.
They had to come in the same way I... yeah, I do, it's built in.
So let me go off to the top again.
ahhh
dude, what the fuck
Have you beaten the record yet?
No.
I presume it will be done in ten years.
Is this it?
No, I think not these trophy.
What the fuck?
Okay, balanced.
Yeah, bashing's too far away from the built-in.
I don't make it to that 20 fucking shits, 20 was terrible as well, really terrible.
Blacksmith Lava. Okay, this is it. Blacksmith Surface Lava.
We're going.
I
Like the blacksmith
I
Really fucking slow fucking long
Oh
Shit very fucking
Make me go through all of that for one bread and two fucking tomatoes
and we had fucking service llama for the first fucking time in 1993
Yeah, we're getting fucked in the ass with these blacksmiths huh?
There's a blacksmith.
Please fucking blast me.
Why have you forsaken me?
Hello, Fawcim. I see that your title says,
Cutting the juicers back in the fridge. Today, easy record. However, in just a couple days,
Resident Evil 9 will be up. Does this mean you will skip Resident Evil 9 to beat the record?
Please clarify.
Okay, we need the...
We need Gravy.
So you can traverse the same terrain without anything, but you couldn't go back the same
wave and after having 20 odd pounds sit in the head now blame the game and blame the
I don't know what I'm saying.
The same way I went, it took two minutes of travel, lad.
POP!
You're so annoying man, I have to talk, I have to explain to your miniscule brain
about trying to speedrun this fucking shimmer's block game to fucking retard.
Talking shit in my ass man, this fucking retard is doing it his way
I am making a spoon here.
It's fucking full of it
I don't know what to do with this one.
oh shit
It's...
...sick.
Give the nips time.
Fawc'n, fo- sum, fo- sum, fo- sum, fo- sum...
I just thought I was on it.
Fuck it.
Shhhhhh!
Hello, Mr. Fawce. Advice friend here.
I literally have no advice left to give.
You already own a hundred percent of the knowledge required to beat the record.
I know.
I trained an eye on your streams to tell me how many God seeds you through.
It turned itself off.
There you get it. Go get it.
Get it sweet.
If you get three diamonds here, I'm playing three emeralds.
I'm not sure which village had the blacksmith, but there is no surface lava.
Double blacksmith though.
Okay, here we go. Attempt number two. Let's go chat. Let's go.
The only thing that can stop me here is unlocking Nether.
Alright, uh, I guess we're making a sword.
I have to kill the golem after all.
Uh...
Uh...
Alright.
Ah, four.
Alright, we need to get navy and food.
I did not see food.
Ok.
Baby is gone.
Water over there.
We're fucking trolling, man.
There's no gravy.
I always troll like this, I can hear it now.
attention we're getting extremely unfortunate matters here I must say
extremely extremely unfortunate matters
you cannot deny that chat you cannot deny it
no denying
Fuckin' six million seeds, no Godseed.
That's statistically a problem.
Okay, we're getting up to here again, but at what cost?
and a ship over there. Hang on ship ship ship then it is playable. Don't touch me.
So, Fawesome, that your title says, but in the juices back in the fridge, today, easy report.
How's that mean that you are delusional?
I require urgent clarification. Thank you.
No, not in the sli-list.
I'm a realist.
It would be statistically improbable for me not to be directed here, but not impossible.
That might be my one.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe.
All the iron will be.
And then some.
We already have food.
We already have food but I was looking for tea and tea.
Dynamite!
Ummm...
You can't fool me.
Ah, I don't think we gotta get anything there, then.
i don't think so
so go the strongest is now
we could have gone for the borax gore there but
save me don't run
I
I'm sure nothing will go wrong here, right?
Hello, Mr. Force. It's your favorite super-soldier here. And before C-Nuclear, I got my phone
taken away by army for like a week. Car sit-ins couldn't keep out contraband. Bucking
guitars anyways i guess that means you'll surely get the record today
yeah sure here we go here we go here we go
here's the bass shane just leave him man
16 bass shane
you
you
you
you
you
You
Very good, okay, this is playable
Playable
Hello, Mr. Force. I have a serious question. What Minecraft foods do you actually eat in real life?
I notice that you always just eat bread but never eat the bucket of lasagna in the game.
Does this mean you prefer bread over lasagna?
I have a third if you be quiet!
I have apples, I have bread, I have meat, not that often I'm going but...
Seven.
Do we even need a bucket?
Oh, of course my bucket.
I'm going to get my jeans.
I'm just in the grave here.
No, we don't need a grave. We need water.
uh...
maybe not the best
Okay, there we go.
Hi, Enti.
My god.
One and 20.
And we're so desperate we have to play all these fucking 20 runs, man.
Wow, in reality it's unplayable garbage.
Unless the rig is good.
Keep your eyes open for a fortress chat and let me know in the comments below.
Hello, Mr. Force. Here's a tip. Did you know you can use the bucket of water, too?
a border zone and it'll be a thousand times less painful than watching this.
He's right, Obama played the airguards in the Middle East.
up all night but I'm not one of them.
now we are already fighting zombie pain
oh my fuck there you go
let me out
fucking dogs are not as good as so crazy not as so fucking nutty
There in the cave, there being over there.
oh my god
Alright.
I like you.
You don't like comedy?
You don't like Blackheeler?
Huh?
What can I say?
I am sitting down standing up in the middle of the road.
Can you hear the joke?
I kind of had an abortion.
It was a mistake.
He just came to me while I watched the stake lying next to the cow in the previous seed.
And I wondered how did that happen?
I didn't kill a cow.
But I am about to!
We just need the right seed.
My SSD is indeed very good.
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
Oh, maybe not.
But it won't kill them dead.
And
Gargates
and
all right, don't want to explore, huh?
I'm so sorry. Oh my god, they all hate me now. Fuck them snitches.
Is it better to have a silver helmet or a gold one or a blast protection?
I'm guessing the gold one or a blast protection.
Don't fucking touch me.
Surely the one time we get hit by a fucking roof lava is not the one time we have a bastion, right?
Right Anakin?
That would be very annoying.
No fashion.
Don't worry, chat.
Don't worry.
I got you.
In case you're wondering if the red was dead or not.
I have confirmed it. At 8.34 it is declared dead.
I guess I'm RZ, it's County Wars and you guys are talking about set sun and like X3
You see, by the way, 12 and you're all crunched up weapon.
Welcome.
That's a black screen for me.
Oh, please.
Let's go back to ocean runs.
I will.
When my right hand starts hurting, I go back to ocean runs and then my left hand will start
hurting from the fucking caps, shift 3, spin and then I go back to the...
That's a perfect system, chap.
Did you beat the record?
Yes, I'm playing for fun now!
Fun! Looking forward to the weekend!
fucking retard
actually born retard
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
Okay, that's pretty good.
Okay, here we go.
Don't push me.
Where's the goddamn food, man? I guess we have to survive on this.
There's no table, 14 apples is coming out.
I'm sure we have Circus Law here.
One time sevens, Lola.
get a portal and we don't sit in I guess that won't work
Not that one, okay.
was a poor for fucking giants?
this could be fine
oh should be fine, that's fine
the ship. Not too much ass for him. We got lava. We just need a ship.
Seven obsidian.
Seven obsidian.
One more.
One more.
I
4 kill, surface lava, village.
Mr. Mady, can you push...
Ah, fuck.
Unless...
Where's this fucking gold at?
Okay, whatever, we'll just do this.
I
Worth is this
We are live on the way.
Good day.
It was not.
I don't know.
We got a portal in the blacksmith.
Okay, what do you think of that one, three, four, five?
It's not a lava portal unfortunately, so we gotta get lucky here.
I don't really know what I saw actually.
Might have just been me, you know.
Alright, well...
Fuck you.
We're won really, lost cry.
subscribe bush
I'm gonna go over here because they are going to fuck my ass once.
Oh, that's annoying.
We don't know how to do this.
Oh, what the fuck?
Make sure you keep your distance while you're aiming.
If you see a red buff, make sure to see the red buff as well.
Alright, f**king area.
I'm not good, but I'm f**king pissed.
Epstein's Islander, man.
In the after life.
I'm not making out, I'm aware.
Double Blast me boys, here we go.
I can't
You can't
Where
Okay, we love her.
Okay, okay.
Alright, this is very good. Very good.
Please be lower, and we'll just win instead of win.
It's lower boys, it's lower.
It shows in C. This is it.
Nope.
I might have f**ked out the dollar, f**ked out, but we'll see what we find.
We got one off there, that's right.
What's that tree with full village?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and now, my next trick, insta bastion!
Oh my god, I've seen this guy, oh my god!
Ah, that is fussy.
It's fine.
Ahhhh.
Okay, which one is this? This is a double fake, potentially, right?
I'm gonna grab some of these mobs, you never know.
Alright.
That's not a hunt.
I think they're not following me, or anything.
Something is happening in this town.
In this town.
11, 11, 11, to my right, that's really close Chad, that's really close, it's uh, peace
direction, peace direction, uh, I'm gonna go top there, I'm gonna grab my girls.
We don't have 12 ups again, but we are trying to get a little bit more pros, was that all
the pros?
That's fine, I guess. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. We don't need more crows.
And that is not a fake fortress.
Take a chill. Take a chill. Even though we have infinite food, some crows are going to be OP here.
Okay, everyone has to stop now, I have to take care of it.
Minus 17, minus 16, minus 17.
It can be either side, unfortunately, but there is a fork, this we should see, that's
Which we don't.
It was 13, right?
I see it.
Okay.
one bad to explode or no? one bad to explode?
Yeah.
3...
C...
V...
Is that it?
This looks weird to me.
This looks weird to me.
Why does it look so weird?
Oh it looks like it's supposed to be on one higher.
Is that correct?
This building is built in on top that I don't see the highest, don't risk it.
I think it's supposed to be one higher up.
This one is different.
This one is different.
They have different spawners.
Okay, fuck it.
Fuck it.
It's fine.
We don't need to do that.
We can build a portal, we can...
I'm into going to close one off so I can get my calculator, okay.
I don't want it to go into the mountain here, okay, repair a little skirt pad.
Okay, I'm gonna throw one pot over there, I think.
and
where is it
There is it.
one more rod
nice for the tree
I can't get to there
get out on the target what the fuck wait you changed it up
Oh my god.
I can't fucking...
what height 40 is it 40 35 50 or something right what height where do I do that I forgot
I don't have a lot of fighters. 35.
Okay, 226 and 206.
is it in lava?
It's sliding lava.
Ah, alright.
Ah, 206.
six
As is it
I had exactly 10 obsidian. Shut up! I did not miss one. How do I scan? 6, 1, 1, 3, I think.
4, 4, 8, like this, and like this, and then I have to go 6, 1, 1, 3, ok.
It's not spiking, it's not spiking, it's not spiking, I had to use force and slot, I had
This forces long there's not a way
Okay, this is a two
To still
This is three
four
I'm lost
What the fuck is this shit?
It's so fucked, it's so fucked, it's so fuuuck!
Hello Mr. Force.
I have a question.
Have you really been far even as decided you even go want to do look more like me?
answer the question mr. Force have you really been far even as decided you
see them go want to do look more like it's ravine it's fucking ravine
It's the most unlucky thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
the most unlucky thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
You want to know what happened with the stamp?
That was more than 8 chunks away.
how unlucky this shit is. Or why did it not pop up on the scan? It didn't pop up, no.
didn't pop up. It was too far. You had the wrong higher chart. Okay. Which one? Quits
It's a lake, whatless am I supposed to use?
I'm supposed to use ticked level entities, block entities.
This is the one I'm supposed to use.
No.
I lied.
This is the one for the spawner.
Oh my god, this is the one for Finding Fortress.
Oh my god.
I knew that was the case.
Game Render Level Entities.
Yeah.
Game render level and it is
All right, well, I would have gone this way then, and then here it's scuffed, go back.
When I walk in the snow, and then here is Scott too.
All of these are Scott's.
I go here.
Is he Scott's?
This is scuffed.
I wouldn't even have found it with a scan.
I would not have found this with a scan.
Because I don't even try to like not find it because I don't remember the way there.
I'm literally just basing it on the scan.
the scan this was an unlucky ravine it was not scannable to fuck anyway I don't
disagree this will actually unscanable you had to go down here and this was
like four iterations of going wrong first not because you're stupid but because
that's just how this was done this is a ravine fortress or ravine
it was unlucky you re-scan this iteration no we know where it is we know
it is it's just unlucky but it's the worst cut ever with 40 built-ins right it was 40 dead ends
that ended because of the ring and you have the backtrack and it was just it was just dead the
the stronghold was dead
it was uh... it was dead
it was dead chat
it was a stronghold
so you go game render level
Entities or block entities
Go third FLV in the Pire Shark.
Yeah, I know.
I fucking know.
I'm just wondering if it is this.
Am I on the right one right now?
Levels.
Am I on the right one right now?
Just entities.
Because what's trolling is that the fact that there's another entity in the entity.
Why that?
Just like this, this is how you leave it.
Yes, it's the same as the BT PY-Shark.
Well, I mean, yeah, I'm gonna be honest, that stronghold was just...
That was the most fucked stronghold ever.
I'm gonna be alive.
The most fucked stronghold ever.
That wasn't like the chat.
But next time we'll get it, next time we'll get it.
Alright, here's your seed.
Oops, I tried to open the chat but I couldn't find which one I opened chat with so I pressed
XC.
I like it.
What was that anyway?
I don't know what you want to see.
All right, but I have proven that we can definitely get it without Village from me.
That wasn't even a blacksmith chest, that was just an ordinary chest, those nuts.
so we go game render level entities
Is it always on the same spot? Probably not.
It cracked his end in Europe, I wasn't timid then.
I was, uh, unlucky.
Good evening, Mr. Fawson. I noticed you are asking chat a lot of questions when finding
objectives. Why do you ask these questions to children? Also, unlucky God Siegfrohn made
rest in peace. 14, 27 remains unbroken, Sadr.
It was a good save, not gonna lie, but I don't think you can do about the...
Fucking shit.
I think you know that Ravine struggle.
I need to remind you that I first tried the dragon, alright, 5 bit.
I even had seven beds. There's no way I choke on that shit though.
There's no way.
Average fucking ocean right now.
No fucking food, no fucking water.
Meanwhile in Chad Village Run, look at that fucking five villagers.
That was ghost chat. That was close. Daughters! Daughters! Shaking your boots. Shaking in
in your boots, huh?
I would be.
I would fucking be.
what the fuck?
can you guys fuck off my crafting shit?
Looking for Serpent's Lavender
of
death
of
death
of
death
I just put my hands just down the flue sp on the front so, thank you ladies.
Alright, we got full blocks, 340 m3, this is good, full village.
I
Fortress. The Bastion is 20 away which is a lot with this biome.
I'm, um...
No.
Impulsive, bro. Impulsive, bro.
ah
now i have fucking finger on CD
Okay, that's really good.
of
of
Hello?
Alright, stop triggering.
To another.
One at seventeen.
Look awfully close, but we're in high ground and I can't get through.
I don't know which one.
This one?
Or this one?
Or this one here?
I don't know.
SoulSan or Spockzolder Counts.
I see it.
I'll hop down here.
Okay, we got a man out over here.
Alright, let's go look at that when it blocks.
I have a problem here, I mean.
I have thorns on my armor, and one guy shot me, but he's shooting the hole, right?
Okay, well, there's behind me, behind me and uh, beasts.
I
Fuck
Hmm
You're not getting any more buss.
I didn't get the fucking fire resistance.
That's fine, we have a lot of food.
Better question is, is this shit built in?
Obsidian, maybe?
These archers have been really fucking annoying, like alright.
Yeah, this shit is built in for sure, it's on the right side, um, could be a bastion.
Let's go here we go I guess.
I can't see it.
I see it.
Oh shit.
Okay, fuck off with these skeletons already.
The spawner should be here.
There it is.
I'm not going to throw this crowd.
Well, they're almost dead anyway.
We gambled on left, the fortress was right, we can't do much there.
We didn't get 20 obsidian, so it's like...
Yeah.
We did not get 20 obsidian.
And then you have to actually be there at like 9.30.
If you don't get 20 obsidian.
It was unfortunate.
Unfortunate.
I will smite thee down.
I'm going to fuck this with black screen.
We're gonna hold the portal this.
Alright, 3.30.
Hi, Indigo.
Hi.
I love this track, can we go out and run now?
Okay, we have a bastion within 15 in a good direction, okay, here we go, wish, oh, this
Uuuhhh, okay.
shit fucking bastion
So we want to move that direction after to find focus.
and
That's a lucky list, I don't know.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
Use this fucking bashing.
Absolutely horrendous fucking bashing in my life.
And playable shit bashing.
that's never fucking solid
baby
oh baby
We have one play here.
I'll explain this.
too slow under these blocks
very unfortunate
I'm not fortress-less, I'm ever-mashing-less.
Okay, we actually have a blacksmith here.
Uh, feather falling boots, fog.
Uh, this can be a poisonous thread.
I have full faith.
I have full faith.
That's what it should be like.
We have to get this first.
Wow, what is that?
6.
Okay, we have 7, 3, 3, 3, okay, what the fuck?
One of the blots.
Okay, we have six bread, all right, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,
Three minute entry, three 20 entry.
Let's go!
There's an extra gold!
one is over there
um
those is one
no those one
there
there
there
there
there
there
there
there
there
there
I'm going to get gold already but let's do this.
of
the
worst
of
the
Good thing we've got two x-ray gold blocks.
I'm gonna have to change back the difficulty, but I mean, this lashing is dead, so I'm gonna
difficulty but I mean this lashing is dead he's randomly going some rear
fucking direction I hope for a quarter so this is the edge is dead and then edge is dead
I'm like here we can again we can we can improve it even let's improve it
So it's over here, right?
Okay, so I go here.
So we don't want to run that direction.
Run this direction.
Throw here.
Up here.
Throw here.
Fortress
It is a giga dead
Just in case you were doubting the fact that the
Runewall's dead. We go single anima. I'm a toast head because the number is I just before you wrap a pan of bark either
10 years in a row. Wow, that is commitment to the cause brother. Thank you very much. No message.
It's really about your dog. Ladies and gentlemen, we have no further time for today. That was
my lucky that seed with the stronghold being so fucking ravined up my ass, my lucky. Tomorrow
Tomorrow is another day in the arena chat and I have a good feeling about tomorrow, right?
Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.
Definitely doable. Very, very, very soon. Most likely tomorrow.
90% chance, unless we are very lucky.
Well, that is tomorrow. Thank you so much.
Thanks for the subs. We'll see you tomorrow.
Give the subs, Bitcoin, social credits, okay?
I'll see you on the next episode, which is indeed tomorrow.
All right, I'll tell you.
I'll tell you.
I'll tell you.
I'll tell you.