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Greetings, Mr. Force.
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got you lincers
to the motherfucking morning
motherfucking base
good motherfucking morning ladies
how are you all doing today? this was beautiful
Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday
morning
Good chalan
Gucci
Did you get two more days to Friday? That's true. It's true
I just got my haircut, time to mow some retards at the gym.
Good luck, best of luck to you, sir.
I bet it's buzzing.
Turkey versus Romania tomorrow in what? World War 3?
I can't keep track.
All right, well, let's see here. We got some several of us
Some champions recommitted to champions club
Jenux, thank you, man
Epic arcades that we got huntsman barg awesome. That's my friend feels good man. Happy happy happy lala lala
Just on another land, on another land, on another land, on another land fields, around the map.
I love you for some my beloved.
I love myself too man.
Inductive kicker for 130 months, NITKI. OZO BANKO. Thank you. Thank you, thank you. For two kind.
Yeah, the shirts have been updated, but it's just a minor, minor like the eye placement
and stuff and then some touch-ups, just things you can't really see but like pixels that
word supposed to be there and
uh... layers and whatnot right
uh...
minor touch ups
uh... if i don't get it
it's the exact same picture but
hollow force
can you bring back traditional intro wall paper
i know you are trying to encourage ninjas art
art in a era by the way move
but just by a jewelry or something you stingy for
uh... jim clarification meeting
traditional interval paper
uh...
anew
i eventually
uh...
she's been doing the shirts now but she will do like uh... quite a bunch of
different like uh... art
and then we'll do it, we'll have like
a lot of different games, all right
uh...
for when i play variety, right?
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Are you clapping home cheeks or what?
What is this?
I don't know what you're supposed to be doing.
Ah, huge Dota 2 patch released.
Face it's out.
I don't know what that is.
Face it's out of this.
Ignore that don't or you need to encourage others to do the art special after last time
except he was Austrian.
But yes, I get the point, I get the point.
In the midst of all the AI slop it's a fresh breath of air to have some original hand
craft that sweat tears and blood. Most of the sweat and tears. But if she's not fast enough, no tears.
Awesome, I held back this time before going to the toilet so I can send you a link and don't
shit through because links are the best part. If I want to watch many craft, I watch the
blood. Same thing every day.
It was false.
Tekken 8 Season 3 update was so bad that devs are doing an emergency patch.
Oof.
Yeah, I mean.
I don't know what you gotta do.
Oh hello, hello.
Hi baby girl.
Hello.
Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi,
Sorry, did I hit the mic with the clown?
Sorry, my chair was smacking the mic when I rolled it around.
Open AI is showing that it's AI video.
Slopmaking platform, Sora, due to high cost, required to operate it.
Oh my god, it's happening.
happening oh my god it's about to blow up
mmm it's about to blow up man
alright and yes and I Amazon just bought a
startup making kids sized human-eyed
robots. Kid-sized humanoid robots. All right. I'm not sure what that will be used for, but
Your employer company. I am not employed.
Not a single employing contract.
Ah, but yes, I have no boss.
We will never be friends.
but yes we do have links we do have oh my la la la links
who's in service in the links AJ, Gerhardtman, thank you man, welcome back PQL
hello Mr Fox, since your intelligence has come under frequent question I think it's
And it would let you take another man side test online
You did it before and scored only 90 acu points
Who then wrong? That's certainly a lie
I got potato soup today homemade potato onion carrot soup
Very nice. I figured I'd I'd try myself try myself turn very wrong
Turn out very well
soup
soup slurp
literally had the same soup today
stop copying me
stop copying the Godgamer
right
in the past few days
you are a celebrity
so basically what's gonna happen is
is there's product here and this is where you end up right here if you could communicate
this product you can make money off the product because look at Gaga she's the creative director
of Polaroid. I like some of the Gaga songs what the fuck does she know about cameras?
He came to see construction at a house and Kanye refuses to get his new white 350s dirty in the dirt.
So...
Ain't gonna happen.
Dirty man.
Just like that, when someone comes up and says something like,
I am a god, everybody says, who does he think he is?
I just told you who I thought I was.
A god.
I just told you that's who I think I am would have been better if I had a song that said I am a n***a
Count me on yourself producer. That's how you start to the music. Yeah
Well, that's because no one wanted to let me rap because you know, I didn't have a gun on me or you know
I didn't dress like in throwback jerseys and all this and my clothes fit
I know every I know everybody asked me the question they wanted to know
I knew it was going to go wild out and it's going to do some crazy.
Everybody wants to know what I would do if I didn't win.
I guess we'll never know.
When was the last time you used a pool?
I've never used our pool actually.
What?
Yeah, can you believe that?
But I love our pool.
You know, we don't have a jacuzzi.
Can you believe that? Can you believe that I don't have a jacuzzi?
Well, you know, I didn't... I wasn't pointing fingers.
I was just saying, I'm not saying she's a gold digger.
I just haven't seen her with a lot of broke, broke.
Broke broke!
Just doubly broke. A broke, broke.
Really?
Yeah.
There's more to broke. You can break broke.
It's real.
I've been broke before.
Why were you broke, broke?
You know, when you have one pair of white gym shoes and you put polish on them every week
to try to keep them white, when you can't afford a haircut and you just decide that you're
going to rock a different hairstyle, like, look, and I'm just going for afro, you know.
I used to have a high-top fade and my dad wouldn't let me get enough haircuts, so it
ended up being like high tops on the side and on the top again.
the barbershop and everything I used to hear like people I said about man you
know when I want to entertain and get on of course you know he's gonna go and get
a white girl and following all this but I want to say that you know and the
white girl gonna go get a rich black dude and you know but I want to say
that my wife has dated broke black dudes
The man Rammer asked me, do you ever wear the mask?
Okay, I had that mask for 20 years and I kept a chink, you know, I used to work at chink
and I have my own little box of stuff that I use on my own, I wear my own stuff and
and I always have to mask him there.
And I was getting, you know, like,
this is when I'm like the top dumb of the world.
And if I Googled my name, that fucking video
popped up, the YouTube video of me wearing that mask,
you know, saying I was being a whore for $30,
$300, whatever, and blah, blah, blah, very sad.
And I got really pissed at that.
And one time I just picked up that mask
And I just threw against the floor on the set,
and I sit in my PA.
Give that to the fucking wardrobe department.
I hate that fucking mask,
because I'm getting sick of looking at it.
So then, like just a couple of years ago,
was it last year when I went to China,
and you know, but now I'm embracing,
I'm embracing that video because if it weren't for that video,
I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you all.
So I'm kind of like happy about this video.
I hated it before, but now I'm happy about it
because because of that video,
that's why I'm sitting here talking to you.
And then I call up the company, the kink, and I say,
you know that mask that I threw across the floor
and told you to give it away.
I want it back.
I need that mask back.
And they're like, we don't know where it is.
I asked Sebastian.
Sebastian, you know that hideous looking mask
that I hate all these years?
Where is it?
And he's like, well, you might want to check divine bitches
because they use a lot of leather on it.
I don't use it.
I don't know what happened to it.
So it's somewhere in the kink company.
Somebody had that fucking mask.
So then I said, okay, I'll go and buy another one.
I'm just gonna lie.
I'm just gonna say, this is the mask.
This is the original mask, y'all.
You know, but I couldn't find one that looked like it.
I could not find, they're all like real shaped,
really tight, really funky, but not any,
I couldn't find any that looked exactly like it.
You can't find one that looked like it.
I definitely don't have it.
That's my good, rich and well-wired.
$80,000 for my campground, um, you know, I was gonna pick I was gonna beat it around on the
in the parking lot a couple of times. You guys would never know, but
true
I can eat a lot of onions.
I could fire onions into the soup.
I can eat a lot of onions.
I can eat a lot of onions.
And I ate 80% of it, so I throw like 4 onions.
Probably not right.
Only if they're wrong.
Yeah, like five, five, like, normal sized audience.
You can get acid reflux.
We'll see. I'll let you know.
the
What the hell?
I got a big mind.
I'm gonna go to bed.
I'm gonna go to bed.
I'm gonna go to bed.
I'm gonna go to bed.
I'm gonna go to bed.
I
It's a fun game.
If you get a moshow, I'll drive to the gym twice a week.
I was so stupid.
Now we're in such a hard world.
They called the gym house to go.
It's not that he was in the room, he was in the living room, he had broken a boy in the room.
And I just hope that he will come out and show himself.
Especially so that he can start living a normal life again.
Isn't it true?
Yes.
Did I just say that?
Hello.
That he can start...
Or...
But no one had seen that.
I just realized that the guy had lied to him in the ear first, so he didn't notice anything and didn't bite
Is that what it is?
I think it's just him
But he's still alive
So good
I wonder if I should have a cottage cheese as well
Decisions, decisions.
That's his heart.
That's his heart.
Service, calling him his mentor and thanking him for financing his music career.
Keep in mind here that I usually term financing his music career very loosely considering
he did little more than pay for a couple of royalty-free sounding basic instrumentals for Daniel to sing or rap over.
This support resulted in cult classics in the Danerson community, such as Ding Like, an excerpt of which I'll now grace your ears with.
How's that for avant-garde?
This song, much to the general public's chagrin, was just one of Daniel's many forays into
the music industry.
It seems he was very attached to the idea that this pursuit of his would eventually
lead him to becoming a celebrity.
Often, he would act as if he'd already achieved fame and got a record deal with a major
label.
technically changing which one depending on the headcanon he has at the time.
I am now with Atlantic Records.
This particular part of the Odyssey of Daniel Larson began in March 2020, when he began posting
on TikTok on an account that no longer exists, called At Daniel Larson Fans.
You might wonder why it's named as if it were a fan account of his, but it's actually
par for the course in the Daniel Larson Extended Universe.
his many different nodes of online presence, there is a common theme, which is Daniel posturing
as if he were already an established personality.
Initially, his videos consisted of little more than him announcing his interest in becoming
an actor and singer.
Because of his unorthodox appearance and janky demeanor, people in the comment section
began to ironically hype him up, effectively leading him to believe that he had fans.
Even though, at this point, his following was very small, the few people egging him
on was more than enough to get to his head.
on July 14th, he would suggest a run for presidency.
The cycle would repeat, as after this, people would not only start telling him he had good
chances but often refer to him as Mr. Presidents.
Four days later, he would announce that he was working on an album.
A few months after that, he formally announced his run for presidency.
And it was around this time that his TikTok got really big.
As many in the audience saw him as the next Chris Chan or Terry A. Davis.
Just a month later, his TikTok hit 1 million views.
The comical aspect of Daniel's online presence was reaching its peak as a phenomenon called
the fog began happening throughout his TikTok videos.
It seems that his front camera began malfunctioning, most likely due to Daniel hitting it in a
fit of rage as he would eventually become known to do.
This made the image look foggy, and because of the meme that began surfacing at the
time wherein people would post cryptic references to a Lovecraftian fog that consumed
everything in his path, the comments got flooded with fog references.
Of course, Daniel was not technologically savvy enough to understand what happened to his camera,
let alone fix it.
The fact that everyone was commenting about the fog did not seem to matter very much
to him, as the fog kept coming and going in his videos, essentially becoming an unintended
running gag.
And with that, the cult following he had gathered slowly went from uninvolved spectators
to active trolls.
As people began noticing how, due to his mental issues, Daniel was very easy to trick into
doing unsavory things.
He was always very active in his own comment sections, and it seems he hardly ever doubted
anything anyone told him.
When a comment would show up claiming to be a scout for a record label, soon after,
Daniel would start making videos saying he worked for said record label.
But that was only the mildest manifestation of this behavior pattern.
By convincing Daniel they were his managers, they got him to say he loved CPT, which he
goes on to clarify is actually about Club Penguin.
As time went on, his interactions with people that commented on his post became more and
more involved, eventually culminating in a live fan stream where he would elaborate
on his plans for his music career.
So far, the entire story was well within the realm of normalcy and lightheartedness.
However, as situations like these inevitably do, it quickly went south.
On the 20th of November, Daniel's Pinterest account was found and leaked.
The activity on the account was seriously disturbing.
There was a list of pins dubbed girl crushes that included singer Grace Vanderwall and ventriloquist
Darcy Lynn Farmer, both of whom were around 16 years old at the time.
If that wasn't disturbing enough, the pictures themselves tended to be from when they were
even younger than that.
Another board on his Pinterest included a map that listed the age of consent in
each state.
After this information got around, Daniel took to his TikTok to acknowledge that the Pinterest
was indeed his and apologize.
Some people have said that he was coerced in some way to make this apology video by his
managers, who we'll get into later.
But the most damning Pinterest activities were happening long before Daniel started
getting online attention.
When Daniel noticed that an apology would not suffice to get people off his back before
doing what he'd done, he began claiming that his account was hacked.
Due to how believable that was, given Daniel's technological illiteracy, some people act
This was not our destiny.
Times change.
We will never be slaves!
Although Fawcett, I've been linked to fucking Citron Link to you earlier.
Can you click that shit please?
Thank you. Thank you so much for reacting to this hilarious shit.
Have you stopped fucking pre-linking?
Okay, not for the legs.
Wow, I can't wait.
Eleventh of the thirteenth month.
I'll let him be slaves!
you in the trunk. Because I called shotgun remember? Right. You seem tense. Perhaps this
This will relax you.
I don't want to listen to music, Sheldon.
Very well.
I don't understand why you're not enjoying this.
Together in this car with my enhanced capabilities, we're like Night Rider.
Except the night rider, the car isn't a yammering sphincter.
You mock the sphincter, but the sphincter is a class of muscle
without which human beings couldn't survive.
There are over 50 different sphincters in the human body.
How many can you name?
I was wrong, this is exactly like night rider.
Perhaps you'd be interested in a different game.
This is a photograph of the 1911 Solvay conference on the theory of radiation in Quanta.
Using Photoshop, I've introduced a few anachronisms.
Although false, I used it to call you a narcissist as a joke.
But now I genuinely think you really are.
Your narcissism is preventing any further improvement in Minecraft,
and it's just sad to see.
Also, fuck you.
I have an override switch, I almost died, and I'm safe and sound in bed, who's crazy
now?
I'm still going to go with you!
Hello, Professor Hoskins.
I
What are you can think of the day first
There both are there I think the TV now the TV is on Godfather but PS4 that is your
Yeah, but I want it left. I can sell this here, maybe
Why sell it?
Maybe you are very convenient so it will be
I have to buy a hard disk there
Basically, he's in debt and this guy's not here to help him, it's a TV show.
Stop all good fun.
Kevin?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
What can you think, uh, what can you, what can you, um, fuck?
I can't think of the, I think, can't think of the word.
Yeah, what can you sell basically? I'm looking for a special word, but what can you consider?
Consider was a very hard word for me to just come up with it for some reason.
What can you consider getting rid of? How about the TV?
It's not mine, it's my godfather.
What's the PS4 then?
Yeah, I can sell this.
I can't trust him because he's so ugly.
The PS4 is a suit, but I won't tell you why I didn't sell it.
Why do you sell it?
Why do you buy a new piece of hardware?
I don't understand what he's saying. I understand the words coming out of his mouth but I don't know what he's saying.
What is he saying?
I want to replace the hard drive? Is that why he can't sell it?
I just don't understand what the fuck he's talking about.
Why do you sell it?
Why do you buy a new piece of hardware?
what did he say just there what did he say there and that that sentence right
there was that I don't see
doh beharviar byta horiskina but that doesn't make sense why can't you sell
the ps4 then I need to switch the hard drive there
oh it's even referring to his PC maybe he needs to switch the hard drive on his
PC because otherwise he can't play games or what I don't understand
And then I can buy a new PS4?
Why can't you buy a new PS4?
That's why I'm saying it, I said it!
The governmental whatever the fact, the ones who comes and takes your shit if you are in debt
I don't know what the English word is for that but
What is it that you do?
That is so sick
What?
Is it that sort of horror?
Or the PS4 when you are about to get addicted from your fucking apparel?
Can you just explain?
Can you just explain?
No, I don't want to explain
I said enough
Everything is good on the payment
Everything is good on the payment
It was a classic video game.
It really was.
It was a dance game.
It's a whole gold car.
How long have you been buying this?
Three months.
But this is not free.
It costs 20 000.
20 000?
We thought we needed it.
So we could get it for free.
We bought it back in China for 20 000 kr.
2000 dollars.
I know we had such a chaser money but I didn't realize until half an hour ago.
I really bad it is.
I'm gonna say that this vacuum cleaner is costing you a hundred bucks a month.
I'm gonna say that this vacuum cleaner is costing you a hundred bucks a month.
I know we had such a chaser money but I didn't realize until half an hour ago.
This vacuum cleaner is costing you a hundred bucks a month.
150 000 crowns, a hundred fifty thousand dollars in debt.
Right, Sam, the show was done. She's fetched out the sources, she's fetched out the main cost.
Look at this. Man, I'm not kidding.
Yours looks good as well.
You've got chips, beans, sausage and gravy.
I've got some boiled potatoes, chicken casserole.
It looks like chicken thigh, which pleases me a lot.
I've got some peas and a couple slices of carrot
and a bit of gravy.
Right, it's time to wet the whistle.
Today's drink of choice, I've gone for a nice sour cherry.
Woo!
What I find with this one is that sour cherry,
it gives me a bit of an alert awake.
So, and it's brilliant for cleansing my palate in between these.
Right, whoosh!
Sam, do you mind if I make an India sausage?
I'm ticking, I'm ticking India sausage off, Sam.
Oh, hey, we're here, look.
I should raise some fruit in your jelly-crate machine.
Oh, thank you. Before you go, I would like to give you this, please.
So, this is our partner of the channel.
I'm giving these out. It's a shake-it and it's some of the wonderful drinks.
If it's not somebody you'll have, please give it to somebody that will.
Oh, I'll love that. Thank you so much.
But you will enjoy some ice teas in there as well.
Oh, amazing. Thank you.
There you are. Because you've been such a great horse.
Thank you.
You know what, guys? I know I said that I'd give it to people walking past.
I don't think I'm going to get many people walking past, but as a horse, she's fantastic.
When you're coming into a little pub like this, right,
she's been working here for years, such a smiley face, loving her job.
Eh, let's give it some extra, maybe I'm that bad now.
Shakey, shakey, shakey, shakey, shakey mate!
Woo!
Right, anyway, beans, I'm gonna get some beans on my sausage.
Bit of gravy, I'm gonna try them some.
Yeah, okay, I get it.
Thank you.
I ain't good at...
That's better than some coffee sausages.
I'm nicking the shape, Sam.
Bit of bit of gravy.
Oh well. I am not kidding you now.
Sausage chips in...
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
Is it actually a fruit salad or what?
Means, with a bit of...
Fruit salad is fucking milk.
The fact that we have the lentil soap
and then we've got this dessert after that
with the soap, with the dessert is six quid.
Guys, get to stand back.
Let's try the chicken casserole.
When I start off with veg, we've got a couple of carrots.
The gravy looks seasoned on this one.
So this is obviously the seasoned gravy that comes in the casserole, not the gravy that
Sam's got on his sausage and chips.
Oh!
Oh, that's a game changer.
I can't wait to get noshing on that.
That, that...
What? Two dessert and then two plates?
Coming through that bit of a gravy that's come from the casserole.
Let's get in the peas.
So the peas, I mean, to be fair, they've probably seen better days these peas.
They're not that green, are they?
But...
I wouldn't want to.
For my liking.
They need to be cooked a little bit more.
Very good.
I like my peas to be like Moshe's peas.
They're a different type of peas.
They're far-of-peas.
They're like, yeah, they're like, matter of fact, they are some...
Yeah.
It looks pretty bad. Pretty bad.
Problems were you having before you were admitted to the hospital this time?
already seen this one we have already seen it say on the third day that's when
just floods and floods of letters from all over the world I was probably getting
300 letters a day I have a question though is it women saying like oh my gosh
because we we everything yeah is there is cuz I can only imagine because we have
average-looking guy coming here talking about the letters he's getting from
women talk here's another fucking sit on it but this is only 10 seconds long
literally 10 seconds long force it's here that one's being sent in yeah I
mean I remember I I was locked up like I I specifically remember sitting in the
TV room in this they show that your picture on whatever it was for the
They're like entertainment tonight or something. They're like, you know, you know
What were some of the names like the you know, was it the names that they gave you like all those many monitors?
The hot fella yeah
The sexy carpet the blue-eyed bandit
I
Don't know you gotta come on. You've got a lot. Yes. So I got some prison Bay. Hi prison, but yeah
Yeah, yeah, that was probably the main one the hot fell in the prison bed. Yeah
Yeah, it was
Sorry to interrupt. No, no, it was wild though because I was getting too many letters to where I couldn't even read them off
And so I'm passing them down the tier and now everyone's going hey this chip just said
She sent these pictures. I'm gonna send them down and like it became this whole thing to where we had
You know numerous races involved because it was just too many
And so then the hate came from the correction officers, you know
Because it's a state case and in state
There now can be press in the courtroom. So in the feds now, there's no press alone now
But in state, every time I went to the courtroom, there was a hundred reporters and everyone
was fighting each other for camp better angles and the judges screaming and it was like a
zoo in there.
And I had been to court a hundred times and it was never like this.
I was angry for a very long time and I had to then come and realize that people are
human. And there's a lot of people that carry a lot of trauma and a lot of hate and a lot of, you know,
but I was very angry with the correctional officers who, you know, they were, they were
beating the shit out of me for a while, different shift changes. And this is just
jealousy. Yeah, just as we're kind of bought a lot of the bull down. Yeah, there's a lot
that I could say but you know it's just it's not gonna shed they already got the light shed on them
and so people know people know what the cops do and the correctional officers do how did it change
how the inmates uh so sad
comethy silo blesseth your channel is going to ancient Iceland for some historic urology
In this video I am going to tell you the story of the largest Viking penis on record,
and of course, where you can read about it yourselves.
My name is Stefan Buntrock, I am a specialist in urology and textual medicine.
In case you have wondered why I am putting two of those in the R in front of my name,
it's because I not only went to med school, but also studied Scandinavian languages and
finished with a PhD. For my thesis, I analyzed the role of pain in old Norse saga literature.
The sagas are Iceland's medieval contribution to world literature. Written in a very unique
style, they kind of put all themes of human social life in a nutshell and they even write
about sex and reveal penicides if necessary. Now the sagas are written in old Norse,
the language of the Vikings. But since Iceland is an island, the changes that occurred
within the language during the last 1000 years are relatively little, so with the command
of modern Icelandic one is still perfectly able to read them in the original.
By the way, Ausgrift means subscribe to my channel, be a brave Viking, get the Ausgrift
on T, so you won't miss videos like this.
Watch it until the end and find out how to pronounce Viking language and impress
your friends.
How do I know?
I not only studied Scandinavian languages, I also lived in Iceland for nearly two years.
One of the most famous sagas of Icelanders is the Brennjunjalsaga.
It describes a series of blood feuds in southern Iceland, probably around the years 932-1020.
It has been put in writing between 1270-1290 and was handed down in several variants.
The most famous variant can be found in the Saga-complination Möderu-Watla-Buch from 1350.
Apart from telling a story, Saga is an abundant source of genealogical information, which is also true for Bremjönjalsaga.
Sometimes a person appears for only a short moment and is out of the story within the blink of an eye.
This is why there are approximately 800 people appearing in the Saga.
Sometimes, the narrator of the saga doesn't follow the plot at all, but tells little stories
inside the story.
One of these short narratives is about sexual problems in the marriage between Frutur Herzogsson
and Frutur Nalbadachter.
Okay, let's have a look at the pronunciation of these truly difficult names.
First thing you'll have to do is roll your Rs.
You might have to try hard here, but I'm sure everybody can do it with a little
training.
Exhale
Next step is to add your voice
You should be a monster, you know, because everyone says, well, you should be harmless,
virtuous.
You shouldn't do anyone any harm.
You should sheath your competitive instinct.
You shouldn't try to win.
You know, you don't want to be too aggressive.
You don't want to be too assertive.
You want to take a back seat and all of that.
It's like, no, wrong.
You should be a monster, an absolute monster.
Then you should learn how to control it.
What
21 yeah get again come on we want to see it 22 who's gonna carry the boats and the laws
that's you buddy come on 23 24 one more day one more carry the boats you're gonna do it
you're gonna do it you're gonna do it you did it yeah
Yeah!
What the fuck are you talking about?
What?
The votes.
What?
The votes.
Now you know you don't, trying to hold on
But you can't even know, what's in it now
Just watch, you know, you know
I kept everything inside and even though I tried
It all fell apart, wouldn't make the name of the victory
Damn, now I'm breathing, that's what I'm trying to do
Oh, I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna kill you
Oh, I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna kill you
Oh, I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna kill you
Oh, I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna kill you
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of the month awards. In third place, France Metal goes through these engineers
which are clearly renovating this Christian bookstore and are just so
amazing that despite their differences they come over to Europe and integrate
so well that they're willing to do this charitable work for the local
religious communities. And in second place, Silver Metal goes through this
engineer which is repairing the car's windshields and I'm just so amazed by
his efficiency, his agility and just his overall skill with repairing these
in the screens. It's just incredible. And in first place, gold medal goes to this fine
gentleman right here. This engineer was clearly interrupted by this tram and despite that, he
takes it upon himself to repair the wing screen wipers of the tram. And he just does such
a good and efficient job before setting off on his very modest form of transportation.
Just so amazing, these pro engineers coming to Europe and benefiting our society.
Here are my top three engineers.
Pfft, that's gross.
You're gonna rinse my feet once again.
I
Better out than in I always say
What's up, everybody?
Thanks for waiting.
You know, I had the hardest time finding this place.
No, no, no, bad.
Donkey, bad.
Doubt.
No, no, no.
Dad, Dad, it's all right.
It's all right.
He's with us.
He helped rescue me from the dragon.
Yep.
That's me, the noble steed.
Hey, waiter, I'm out of bowl for the steed.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh!
So, Fiona, tell us about where you live.
Well, Shrek owns his own land.
Don't you, honey?
Oh, yes.
It's in an enchanted forest, abundant in squirrels and cute little duckies and...
What?
I know you ain't talking about the swamp.
And out here from a swamp, oh, our original.
Well, I suppose that will be a fine place to raise the children.
It's a bit early to be thinking about that, isn't it?
Indeed. I just started eating.
Harold, what's that supposed to mean?
Dad, it's great, okay?
Well, for his type, yes.
My type?
Ah, I gotta go to bed.
Dinner is served.
Let me have a pack and hold it.
Oom! Appetite!
Oh, Mexican food!
Well, let's not just sit here with our tummies rumbling. Everybody dig in.
Don't mind if I do, Lillian.
So, I suppose the grandchildren I could expect from you would be...
All girls.
Yes.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Right, Harold?
Oh, no! No, of course not!
That is a shooting, you don't...
It's your own gun!
Dad!
Oh, no, we usually check far the ones who've been locked away in a tower!
Shrek, please!
I only did that because I love her!
Oh, alright!
Daycare or Dragon Guarded Castle!
You wouldn't understand, you're not her father!
It's so nice to have the family together for dinner!
What's her problem?
warm
Good, just lying around.
Such confidence in this guy.
But yeah, I guess he's at best.
Yeah, it's a vegetation at the end.
I don't want my string.
Okay, jump.
Get it on your tongue.
It's okay.
I'm so big.
It's got a link to him, I'm going to put it back in his trunk.
It's okay.
It is bad.
Very good.
You okay?
You're fine mate.
Well played, well played, well played.
Pasadir, I think for three years, 136 years, that's 136 months, I had to double check
my brain there.
I'm so sorry, we'll come back for three months.
136 years.
Feels old man.
He was old man.
I'm not doing Minecraft today, by the way, for the prediction.
I'm doing some little games today.
I'll do little games today. I have to rest my wrist.
First, take a look again.
Beautiful counter, white on the tip of the chin,
snaps the head to the side, and then big ground
of pound to follow up.
Chooop, Piper!
Go away kids, baby, come on!
I don't burn bridges, I just keep building, let's go.
Oh, that's it, down and out!
B, Chooop, Piper!
Strikes again!
It's a first round knock out the debut.
That was fast.
Yeah, that follow-up didn't even need to happen.
He was out, you saw in the eyes of Armadalski, just gone.
She went left, upper cut, right hand.
That was fast.
He faded the upper cut through the right hand.
Joe, body bags, paper!
I'm in love with the game, baby.
Let's go!
Yeah, he really did not want to fight anymore.
They're afraid to realize it
Feels strong man.
Send him 2, 3, FDG, and forget.
My principal says that we're not normal.
Is that me and my friend?
Send him 2, 3, FDG, and forget.
Alright, yes. Oh my god, say hi.
This is Mr. Young Sheldon.
Sheldon.
Send him two, three years, digests, and forget.
It looks like a rose.
It's so bad.
Send him two, three years, digests, and forget.
Send him two, three years, digests, and forget.
I don't care
Send him to three years digis I'm forget
Send him to three years digis I'm forget
I'll have a taste.
Mmm.
Delicious.
Send him 2, 3 years, digi-sign, forget.
Oh my god, say hi.
This is Mr. Young Sheldon.
Send him 2, 3 years, digi-sign, forget.
Is there repeats?
Send him 2, 3 years, digi-sign, forget.
Send him to three years, Dagi sign, forget.
Is there repeats?
Send him to three years, Dagi sign, forget.
Well, it's literally the same clips as fucking Mirrored. What?
Alright now that is funny, that is funny. Mr. Johns Boo will think of a proposal to
kill a coffee. Ghost of the goat. Four years. Four to me.
Read a batch man, Cox. He has that. Hello. Game of Thrones, Biggs, Nicholas, then bro.
I create a country on one's pretty up. Let's look at back as well
Will do. All right boys friend. No further links. No further links. Thank you. Let's play some games. Let's play some games
Games
Games
All right, all right, so we got on the menu today, let's see what we got on the menu today
All right. Let's see where this is. Super Battle Golf. Super Battle Golf. Super Battle
Super Battle Gold!
Super Battle Gold!
Wow.
Mother of God, no, that's crazy.
Alright, let's make some settings.
I don't know what streaming mode is, I hate when they don't explain it.
game start game start game the toil died coffee
Alright, here we go.
to hold.
There's this dueling pistol.
overcharge the shots oh all right here we go move cam there's nothing blocking
okay here we go
I can move it down, that's a yes.
Alright, the tutorial, the customary appearance in the shop.
Okay, how do I open to a multiplayer where there's electromagnets?
Okay.
Hold and release at or below 100% for straight shot.
Oh, I have to hit the bomb.
Where's the ball then?
Ah, do I have to go back to the- okay, never mind, I'm in time.
Oh my god.
Alright, let's see what we got. New something, thank you.
I guess we don't have anything.
1,500 coins!
True.
Watch where I spend my hard-earned monies on here.
I'm an alien.
Okay, I'm an alien.
They don't have so much.
Okay.
Reduck.
Okay, red duck.
The golf club.
Alright.
I got this, this mace.
Ah shit, she bought a moat, that's over.
Ah, what?
Why didn't they crit him?
Okay, this is just now, start a match, okay, up to eight players recommended they say.
Okay, public.
You're such a stupid fucking whore. That's not motherfucking Argentina, you know?
I'm gonna cut you open from the end to be most stupid whore.
Haha!
Now you can get the cover!
What?
Is that my name by the way?
you
What?
Oh
What is this sound?
I would have wanted us to go out of the room first.
Let's go!
I killed it there.
Oh.
Alright, good music. Good music.
I
I
Oh
This is no cancer
Thank you for watching!
you
you
you
you
you
Last
I live a little late but yeah you slept
Okay
This is the password
There
Kick to death. Fuckin' death.
Make a win.
Fuckin' death. Look at him.
Fuckin' the fuck he achieved was.
Allow force and it is me.
Alright, past one is in the force and channel.
16 players.
I am a boss man.
A boss man.
Thank you for your force and charm on this forum.
I
Okay
I'm starting no gagging out
I
I
Oh
Let's go big sneakers!
I
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What?
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
What the fuck?
I'm not sure of the rest of the game, but I'll be here for you.
Excuse me, sir, sir.
I'm not gonna take this chance for anything without you.
I am a very good user.
What the fuck?
This game is not worth it.
I can't take it.
I'm gonna kill you.
But you can't.
I just wanna make you a simple.
You got all the good stuff you could.
My name is a whole bunch of dogs.
Shit, that's it.
It's all downhill from here.
Fuck out of the way!
I
I guess that was tough
This game next gay I think we have a horror gay
Spooky was called
infinite store
3008
All right settings to the view 40 while that's a new one that is a new one okay
Shipping list button L.
Alright, game rules.
Now I can't see anymore because F4 is what the fuck is this one.
That's crazy.
Alright.
Reach, exit and collect all items from shopping list.
list press L to open shopping list because it's pick up an item if there is an anomaly
in the room go backwards if there is no anomaly move forward mistake back to the beginning
each restart new shopping list okay Emma actually changed the whole ticket here shopping
list. Let's just put it on B. Alright, let's just leave it at default because I think this
dev doesn't understand what Field of View really does. We're supposed to... Alright, new game.
game.
Loading.
Rob, welcome back.
We got Slapit.
We got Locksmart.
Thank you.
Alcoholic Grilla.
XD Kimoori.
Brizzy.
Thank you.
Guitar, Cofferent Bag.
And Thompson Klanich.
Welcome back.
Any voice?
Oof.
The sensitivity.
Nice.
Hey boys
Of the sensitivity
Inspect every department of good boys go with the sensitivity
It's like lagging if I don't move my mouse
for like
Half a second. It is like stops. Look at the resistance
What the fuck that's crazy the hell is this
Is this more if I'm thinking I want to turn the breeze more if not I want to take the three more
You carry shopping list
Gray container 2x orange pillow lead pan wooden Bowl
Okay, here's a lid, two pans, Dutch oven, pan, wooden bowl, one, orange pillow, grey container,
orange pillow, I don't see an orange pillow
I see the next apartment
here
orange pillow
grey container
Am I fucking Darth Vader now or what?
I mean, look at this fucking rifle we did.
wait what I forgot to bring
wait I couldn't see it where were the containers at though
A big picture-framed format since the era plat mug.
Okay mug here.
This is so scuffed.
White baskets.
Door mat.
The door mat blankets.
Pillow.
What the fuck?
It's so lively with this mouse issue.
What?
Bro, I'm not in a games with a department that has any TVs.
Or flowers.
So dispenser is that shit in here oh
Okay, I understand I have to complete the entire list
But if I see an anomaly I have to go back. Oh, okay, okay. I
See no anomaly right now. All right
So we continue right all right soap dispenser yellow flower basic towel okay
we got towel another set of towels to supply it's okay this card was it in the
middle of the road that I moved this just now? I'm gonna see why I moved it.
How am I supposed to know what they look like if I've never been to the area before?
Okay, okay, so I will memorize this now this picture alright, this picture.
We have same picture on the side.
Cards are like this.
It's kind of mirrored, right?
It's kind of mirrored.
Alright.
Alright, that's an anomaly.
I'm going back.
But wait, I needed stuff from there.
Shit, now what?
White bin.
Brave bin.
That's not a green container.
Right here, soap dispenser, that was my previous one.
Bed sheets.
Okay, what is this?
Rubber ducky, never lucky.
Okay, this looks normal.
Okay, textiles.
This is where we get our...
What are these?
Curns.
Small tunnels.
HA HA!
Bro, I wasn't fucking done.
That was really, really good.
That was, uh, okay, here we go, rock, small, beige, carpet, big, big, beige, small beige,
away. I will take his word for it but I think I need one more thing here. And maybe we don't
did that then. White basket. Gray container. Bedsheets. And yellow flowers.
Does this is me having asthma or does this count as an anomaly?
Because I lost sprinting.
Yeah, I don't see anything weird here.
I don't see anything weird.
So I guess we just...
We just go.
We're almost there.
Fuck.
Okay.
This time for sure we got kettle wooden bold wooden bold
Kettle
Kettle
Wooden Bowl
Black desk like cloth. Okay, everything looks normal there
Black, the small beige carpet, these aren't carpets, these are blankets.
What is that number?
Okay, that's no good.
go back
all right here we go
nothing
oh one more three
okay we're doing good here
Small beige carpet. What do you think the carpet is at?
I would assume the carpet is in the textiles, but...
Home decorations?
Rugs and flooring. It's the next one.
one. Okay. Alright, we continue on through Ikea Hell. Okay, here we go, rugs. Small
Let's go.
All of their clocks are black disc lamps here so we're just gonna fuck off.
Lightning, here we go.
Black disc lamp.
can have it only the clock chat
only the clock everyone
and probably have to get out of there too
is it completely mirrored here
looks like it
I don't blind the talking shit you talking shit I'm going almost there
fuck!
nothing here
i guess i have to
go back
average ikeya shopper i guess
we need a
baskets here
white basket red basket is this a red basket
white bin
gray bin basket i don't see no white basket
white basket
gray container red basket this is just a basket
this is a great... do you think it's bad translation? I'll take this now
great container
okay wait where did I come from? now I don't know where I came from
Um, I think I came from there.
My god, this is right, they don't even have that.
Wind bones.
I don't want the floor.
Oh, okay.
That's what I would have said if I was a pussy.
Okay, probably go that way.
Blue basket bro.
I feel like these are not translated properly.
This is rack.
Okay.
Oh, here we go blue, basket, white, basket, grey container, blue basket.
Now I need one.
Ah, grass plants.
Well this looks completely normal to me.
crazy oh here is this rack and I forgot the dish right anyway so the run was
dead I had to go back basic towel
Okay.
Bed textiles.
Don't need anything here, right?
These are blankets.
Bed sheets.
The towels aren't here, they're- oh my god.
Blue balls, Dutch oven, red pillion,
Red pillow
Oh, because the place has been ransacked.
I do need a white bin though, do you still have that?
Is this a white bin?
It is.
Metal desk lamp and we win.
Ah!
Okay, I did a metal desk lamp, where's lighting?
Okay, it comes in two and then we will complete it.
we just have to not fail this one
metal desk lamp
let's try
All right, it's all good. It's all good.
We're getting the fuck out of here.
All decorations and mirrors.
Oh my God, what the...
Fire Rises!
Home decorations!
We're done with the shopping list.
Get out of here!
Oh, check out.
What the fuck?
Okay, that was a game.
I'm so unloved, welcome back Rekkermis, I got last CB, Porkchoppy, Arthur Arwell,
Kale and my Bob, thanks for sending me, Kale that was a good, good, yeah, next game,
next game.
Mald Rivals.
Right.
Crowd Detail.
50 NPCs.
50 NPCs, for sure.
Host.
Alright, I'm a host again.
I don't think this is Mike.
I am posting the code on the Forcing Channel on this
score okay when I find it is this it okay first come first serve become that is I
think that's a key I don't know I got it in here
All right, all right, all right, all right, uh, team, team, is it free for all right
now?
2, 2, 3, 2, 1.
Neighbor mall cops.
What do you want a meaghan sized mall?
Cop density?
All right.
I'm ready.
All right, I don't know what the game is about.
Interstortion the model waiting for you by a store, stop the shells and make the first
sale.
You learn the rest by step by step.
Okay, this is mine.
By store.
I
have a
You just buy my store
Okay, whatever I wanted it one of the middle anyway fucking noob speaking to corners. That's the worst
Beauty books candy
Okay, let's sell some drugs
Actually, I'm gonna see what they bought. What did you guys buy?
We bought some kind of... Oh, we didn't get all the same ones. Okay, we got... Oh, I see how it is. Okay, okay.
I'll get the canister though.
Collective boxes, your starting box is ready for your starter, carry them to your starter.
Security patrols the corridor, leave your starter in the corridor and get fired, okay.
I can't pick this up.
Okay, so we're competing against each other.
Who can run the most successful store?
Alright, get the fuck out of my store.
Go set up your own shit.
What the fuck?
Oh shit. Okay wait. What is this? What is this event? What am I looking at? A display?
Okay, but why is it not centered? Fuck. Okay, there it is now.
Okay, here we go. Alt.
Right, right.
okay cookies okay cookies cookie oh can i go through here what donuts okay brown cookies
well oh this is the okay I get it okay this one should get no wait I don't
understand I put the whole box there
Okay, all right, let's go
Am I ready it doesn't say I'm ready what is it will say I'm ready
Set your prices oh
break even market price market price $17 for a for a for a fucking cookie what the fuck
that marketplace okay I mean fuck it
America I guess
okay all right let's go I'm ready go to the go to the day Kiosk impressed I'm
ready the day kiosk what day kiosk face the night one who's this return over
here. I'm ready. All right, let's go. Start start the speed. Boss of this gym.
What the fuck is this door?
What?
Police?
Not a malltop?
Let's see Paul Allen's door.
He also went with the cookies.
8, 17, 25, okay hang on.
Oh wait, that's my store.
Stop, what the fuck are you doing?
Bust of this gym, what the fuck man?
Where is he?
Over here.
Terminal, over here, behind you.
I don't have arrow.
You don't have arrow? That's because we haven't finished the quest.
Okay now.
It's starting.
Oh, shit.
That's what I'm going to say.
Where's this?
Trescom?
All right.
We want it outside.
All right.
I'm ready for customer.
Fuck off.
Go into your own store.
All right.
I'm ready for customer.
Fuck off.
All right you see the police radius here.
Go map your cash register.
Ready for customer.
bro they could have made this like what what I can't see shit what is this fucking qv
Man
That's Tyler one simulator come on
You have to go okay, thank you sir change to
Oh my god, so pooped in the fucking other here you work for me now, bitch
He goes through it out.
Okay, let me do this.
Don't throw.
What the fuck?
I can't pick this up.
Bro, he is grieving.
fuck I can't pick this up bro he is
griefing he's picking up my trash and
then I can't pick it up
Go man your own store!
Pestato Pertablan!
Why can't I...
Am I getting fined?
This is not my trash!
I don't think I'm getting fined. I think he's getting fined right now.
I'm looking at my money top left and I don't see anything.
It's not my trash, sure.
So I just put it here.
Double chocolate cookie!
What the fuck is a double chocolate?
Oh shit.
Yeah I can't undo it man.
I need another spray.
uh...
i need i need i need
uh...
what is this cash was there
okay
oh shit i'm so sorry
uh... insert card
the brah
oh my god
bro, why don't you make customers? i can't even
Yo, what the fuck? My shop is poppin'.
42 dollars.
Bruh, I can't do anything.
Okay.
I need to refill. I need to restock.
Okay.
Did I order all of this?
I did all of this?
What the fuck?
Okay, uh, double.
Okay.
Fuck, you're stressing me.
Okay, I'm coming.
Oh, this is so stressful.
I thought you wage cards had a DC.
I don't have time to set up my shop. Give me the customers.
$17 cookie. It's a classic.
$20.
Oh, what the fuck.
When do they get a break?
Oh, the other is doing right now.
If anything creates surprises, STOP!
The fuck is this?
That's not how I fuck it, I thought it was an animal.
I can't get in
I can't place this, we can't place this
yeah I'm trying
I can't get in
why can't you not
I can't place this down.
I can't I fucking...
Okay I'm going.
34.
Dude focus on your own.
fuck this shop fuck face
oh my god
this is ridiculous
Cora cash, cash.
No smoking in my shop! Get the fuck out!
I can't fucking restock, cause there's no fucking time.
That's it.
Everything is...
okay
I had a chance to fucking
too expensive yeah well I'm trying to
stop get the fuck craze out of him man
yeah well the prices are on the display
how they do
still the same
store 17
i'm not impressed
your store is bigger than mine though, what the fuck?
why is it such a big store?
fuck
yeah I mean fucking Christ
Did I buy another Ratch?
I didn't buy all of this.
I guess as soon as they're in my store they're buying.
But they're like bugs, you can't drop it and throw them.
Alright, go to the entrance kiosk to confirm.
Alright, ready up.
who's winning
minus eleven thousand
i don't know who's winning
that's for a store
Fuuuuck
Center Moulstream
Force and Sucks
I'm winning I'm winning I'm first I'm in the lead
five issued. Let's see what we get. Alright, I'm winning. I'm winning. I'm winning. I'm winning.
I'm gonna make your changes here too.
I need another, uh, another who hasn't fucking ready up.
shit ready up
I mean this is not gonna fucking help but um...
dude this is a make up what the fuck is he doing in your store man stop why can't you
Why don't you play the same? Why don't you play your own store, man?
Okay, new day in the arena. Customers are coming.
Oh my god, I can't fucking throw up.
So, smoke here, son, in my store.
Okay, we're still winning though boys, we're still winning, we're in the lead, 42 dollars,
maybe even decrease it a little bit.
Officer, the vandalizing my store, what the fuck is going on over here?
Yeah, you find him, you find him, he's a real guy.
Who hasn't read it up?
Hope shit at Bergman.
Okay, it's me too.
What the fuck?
I just read it up though.
Four star.
Okay.
Four starter.
Okay.
They can't get into your store now, yeah, but I cannot move these shits.
I can't move these, they're not mine until they enter the store about roughly this line
here.
the fuck is that popcorn bucket?
I
G-neck found welcome back good. They almost before years no message. Thank you very much during the batch. No snutter demo to
nice daily welcome back
Time to drop the price. I did drop the price. This is market price, right? This is market price.
17.55. I put my 17. They're not coming because they're blocked.
Oh, these are not market price.
Double chocolate cookie.
They're 21?
Right, they're 21.16.
Okay.
What about these donuts?
Oh, they're one.
Yeah, I'm not getting any customers.
This is ridiculous.
They can't enter my store.
Yeah, fucking, why is this guy not eliminated?
Huh?
There's a minus 10 million someone confiscate his fucking store
That's the nerve
What the fuck?
I can't play the game.
And now it's surpassing me because I can't play just to stay blocking all the customers.
You're literally scared of my customers, aren't you?
You really must have cookie dough, no matter how scared or she.
Or he?
You know what I think?
I think that the worst player of each day should be eliminated.
That would make for a better game.
And you shouldn't be able to throw shit into other people's store like this dev.
What the fuck were you thinking?
I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it, but I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it.
Suspect Cards.
Vanilla Cookie.
Yeah, above fucking time!
What the fuck?
Jesus!
You guys been vandalizing for fucking 20 minutes.
Ball Cops 29
I have to restock here I think.
I can just...
No, I cannot want to cook it.
Yeah, look at this fucking idiot.
Get changed.
I can't throw the box into the trash.
Why do you only order one type of cookie if you're gonna order cookies? At least order the other type too.
I'm out of chocolate.
What the fuck?
Throw that trash away!
throw the trash away
there is the leaderboard
where is the leaderboard?
and now i'm fucking bottom none three i'm a third
What's over here?
Oh shi-
Awesome, you are an insufferable loser for dodging manycraft and playing this in-dislog trash.
You have an obligation to your most artistic users.
We expect a routine.
You deliver the routine.
This is not the routine.
this is actually they fuck you false
someone bent on poly markets
idiot
why is this guy
I can't believe that I'm spanking.
Okay, who's in the lead?
Who was that?
That's three.
I don't fuck that I use it.
I don't fuck that I use the spray can.
Okay.
and
what did it get on the side of our store
what the fuck happened to the spray can?
Awww!
Okay.
Are you crazy shit?
Thank you.
I'm ready to open.
the
last loser store
pet dimensional
pet dimension portal
How do you move the shit you don't?
That's f**k f**king shit store.
Make police more aggressive.
i can't change the settings
during the uh... the fucking game
oh i have a star again
now the fuck are these guys getting
oh wait oh my god these are fucking
yeah
Yo, these are...
These are...
Uh...
Wagecocks! Wagecocks!
Okay, you're coming with me.
Good job.
get bigger than we'll talk about money
the fuck
I'll let you go.
Oh, it's time.
dicks
they don't care
why they don't care
well you can buy another store as well
Achieve it unlocked, big spender.
Fixed for some alright shirt.
We have fixed it.
all right i just didn't upload the last patch notes all right
it is fixed
it is uh... it is uh... a middle ground based on the suggestion the lightest one in the forum
it's good it's good now it's very good
not as good as these guns
you know what i'm saying? look at that
that's crazy
that's crazy man this guy is fucking jacked
Huh? There's a sugar-free muscles, baby.
Sugar-free fucking muscles.
Hello, mom.
Fuck, I don't know what the shit is.
Free muscles
Oyster clams in cockles
Can you at least try to beat the record today?
I made the mistake of believing after witnessing genuine progress and thought I could turn my mortgage payment into something larger.
Now you are fucking dodging. I need this money, and I need you on Minicra to bump.
Shut the fuck up man!
I don't give a shit what you do on your fucking betting markets, okay?
Okay, I have done whatever the fuck I want, okay?
Never bet against the fact that I did whatever the fuck I want at any given time.
Okay.
That is the worst bet you can make.
Oh, sir.
Hold on.
Yeah, I mean I can't catch up with these retards.
in my store, blocking my fucking shit, throwing boxes.
And in no way.
Go fuck their shit up.
That's the thing, if you fuck their shit up, you're grieving yourself too,
they'll get fine for leaving your boxes out and about.
So it's a, it's a Suicide Bombing.
Alright.
Alright.
Could have been honorable, you know, we could have grieved in the way that the game developer
intended the grief, like graffiti or whatever else they had.
whatever else they had in store no pun intended but funny regardless all right
here we go we got this game whatever this is
that line delivery that line delivery
full screen ahead
Boost, Boost deliver mail.
Alright.
I remember.
Multiplayer.
I'm hosting a...
Yo, let's join this normal, really.
Hey man, what's up?
Yo, what the fuck?
I may move my shit here.
I can't see what the fuck is this recording I didn't get to vote, I can't vote, how do
No one can vote.
I'm making a little bit.
I don't know if it's the host or if it's me.
I create privates.
all right
all right
ah, okay, wait a minute
create a toilet
oh, you can't
Oh, it's a way to get the best time within four minutes.
If you don't mind drinking a gin about the beast and having a walk, you just have to hold the fewest parts of your body.
Even if you really need it to do what's to touch the heart, you have to think about it.
In these cases, it's entirely the base and after a long refuse, but they've finally touched its home.
The cure comes as suddenly as you think.
In fact, the girls were so intense that from back home, darling, was known as the streetless pilot.
Oh
Fire! Fire! Fire!
Thank you for watching!
you
you
you
you
you
You
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's a fight.
I like what you say.
I
See
I can't even press the tape.
Oh man.
Bro, what the fuck is this?
Okay, I like one more.
I boosted the car and we played for eight years man so I said oh dad what's up ma ma ma son son I was gonna say
Shagler I think into this room has the metal of W, sun tax, 790, W and QC worm I think you boys
Uhhh
I am hosting
This
And I can't decide eight players or not to just stuff game first come first serve to come
Triple Gonsen DSM
Triple Gonsen! Stay set now!
Triple Gonsen! Stay set now!
Concentrate on your place!
It is the long long, long long!
Minio grip! Minio grip!
Minio grip! Minio grip!
It is the next attack!
Minio grip! Get off!
Minio grip! Get on!
Minio grip! Minio grip!
I will make it that help!
I will make the way to the board!
That's good!
Good job Mark!
You better stay on the ground
or else there's a riot to take our...
Lamby!
Tell me you will break the path!
We have 1 minute.
You have to stay on the road!
We're all charged.
Lamby!
Lamby, what are you doing?
Fire kinger!
6... 7...
Noooooo!
I was right there.
the numbers kinda hard
I think the best you'll ever do ever
I suppose that's the job.
You're not gonna die, you're gonna be alone
Let me revamp your everyday force
I'm just fine, I'm just fine
I'm just fine
I'm just fine
I'm just fine
I'm just fine
I'm just fine
Oh
Pasha Pasha
Pasha Pasha
I'm not sure what to do with this guy.
And this I'm not hop-shit.
Mr. Force.
I am not a stupid idiot.
I
Did you close it with a reason for months? We got an error on this one
What the fuck are the cops cars?
Let's go.
Controlling.
Up.
fuck
36 seconds
bro how did this fucker get 33 seconds in this fucking mouth?
I got a shortcut, I got a shortcut 100%
And I'll go back to the first floor.
I'll go back to the first floor.
And I'll go back to the first floor.
I just made some damage to Mr. Fursing.
I just made some damage to Mr. Fursing.
I just made some damage to Mr. Fursing.
I should put now
I should put now
Alright, good game, good game, good game, good game
Special delivery!
Alright, let's see, we got
I
Koo Kuro Maku
I
Game capture
I'm Maximillian with the 4 years, wasn't a scout.
Thank you very much, 8 years till now and very nice, it's X to D.
We should be sure that we're walking back a trail once.
Alright.
New game.
Story mode, easy mode.
I'm playing story mode.
Always pick up the flashlight.
I'm still so tired I should go check up on mom in her room downstairs.
I hope they're doing better now after what happened at bed.
It's very dark here too.
I should turn on some lights on my way.
holy liiiiike man
what the fuck
bonbon all these toys for me
bro you're 33
and this little bonbon on me
I can't read this how do I use the flashlight
What the fuck?
Mouthwash, bane the bush?
Bane?
Where's the mouthwash in the fucking shower?
i guess i am a kid because i'm so fucking short
I'll put a bar in there.
what are those notes on the desk? I don't know, 4 I can't fucking read. I guess these
other notes are for separate days. Mom is gone for 3 days? Mom is gone for 3 days?
Well, so I have to believe for work this weekend. And I hate that he will be alone
for three days. I know weekends are supposed to be for family time and I truly wish I could
be there with you. But don't worry, I'll be back on Monday. There are two more notes
besides this one. Be sure to read them on their specific days. They have important instructions
for you. For now, here are some tasks I need to complete before going to sleep
each day. Clean all bathrooms. Bro, I'm still fucking fine, what the hell. Make
Make sure to scrub the floors properly.
Order food.
Order anything you want.
Just don't let it be more than one thing.
Clean the dishes you ate food in.
No piling up dirty dishes in the sink.
Keep the kitchen tidy.
Close all doors and windows before sleeping.
I don't want anything left open at night.
Also, and this is important, do not contact your dad for any reason.
He is not someone you should rely on, and if you need anything, you call me and
only me.
I don't want to hear that you reached out to him, he will only hurt you, I will not allow that to happen.
I'll see you soon, be safe and do as I ask.
Love, mom.
Okay.
All right, I guess it's time to uh...
Well, I guess it's about time I get a responsible 12-year-old adult.
I'll start with more bathroom than mine, then lastly the guest room.
Alright.
12 by the way.
Where the shit stay on the floor?
Here's my mom, be nasty, bro.
How do I put this back?
Maybe I don't.
Alright.
Let's just go upstairs.
I mean, this motherfucker can barely reach the door handle at 12 years old.
What the fuck?
All right, mine...
Ah, oh shit.
Japanese kid named Jacob.
I'm not crouching. No, I'm crouching. No, I'm standing.
Crouched, then.
Alright, we have a guest bathroom near here too somewhere.
Umm, what the fuck is this actual shit on the floor?
You're shitting yourself!
Go to the bathroom...
NOW!
okay now order food right?
messy messy messy messy messy
where the ball go?
oh he blitzes there
messy, messy, messy, messy, all right, is this the phone?
I don't think I need to call it or no.
What's that supposed to order?
Order food.
How do I order food if not with the phone over eats?
I missed the spot.
Right?
Okay, I missed the last one here.
Okay, spotless.
Now?
Must have missed another spot.
spots. But I swear I knew this. So I was supposed to just shut it. Well that was all
the cleaning for today. I'm glad that's over. I guess I'll roam around for a little
while
twelve year old rooming around
classic
I guess I call food now
I'm fucking hungry
Hello food
Done exploring finally time to eat something
With a modern PC back in my day we had these PCs chat
can you believe it play some floppy this games yeah those are some good times
track those are some good times you don't even know
hello I want to speak with somebody who's speaking of it now miss
Yo man, it's all peanut pizza speaking.
What can I get for ya?
Hey, yeah, I would like to order just one large pepperoni pizza, please.
All good, kid.
Can I get your home address?
yes it's 302 376 3514 115 E lake should say it's a middle town alright I've reached it
but then since you guys are really close by thanks for ordering from us
oh that was really fast we didn't have to scratch my window
Well, came from the attic.
Oh no! How did this glass break?
That is a bit weird. Well, anyways, better not go over it. I wouldn't want to hurt myself.
I can't wait for my pizza large pepperoni pizza
Oh, shh, there we go.
What the fuck?
Who's there?
Pizza guy, is that you?
No pizza guy, is that you?
a pilot delivery guy yes I'm your pizza guy here's your damn pizza homeboy
I didn't mean to be rude how much is it
Dot dot dot dot, all right.
Is he gone already?
That is so weird.
He gave it to me for free.
Thanks Bill Crosby.
Looking forward to eat this pizza.
some TV.
What the fuck? Who puts that fucking freshly delivered pizza into the oven?
I
Can Japanese don't know a pizza. All right, there's a silly comes frozen some shit
All right, what do you say wash wash hands play here you are. Hmm. I like a lot
He eats it.
That's not how it works.
Mmm, time to relax and watch some TV while I eat.
Alright, off-brand fucking Power Rangers is some shit I guess.
It didn't affect me really one way or the other.
That was awesome, though.
It didn't affect me really one way or the other.
I don't know, I think probably the reason that I felt that way was because it was such a sterile environment where it was carried out.
It was very humane, in my opinion. Very, very clinical, yes.
Very clinical, yeah.
And I think that probably had a lot to do with how, you know, you're affected by that.
There was nothing gruesome about it whatsoever.
Even to the point when they raised the veil over his eyes, the hood,
to check his pupils, it didn't bother me.
He needed assistance.
Yeah, he needed assistance. But he regained that composure once he was placed in the chair
and distracted me and he began to regain his composure.
Matter of fact, his coloration was not good, but he was first brought to the room.
But once he sat down, all this color came back and everything else.
I guess it's just that wall.
You know, there's just such an urgency to the situation.
It didn't affect me really one way or the other.
It didn't affect me really one way or the other.
It didn't, it didn't affect me really one way or the other.
It didn't, it didn't affect me, it didn't, it didn't affect me really one way or the other.
That was a great fucking pizza.
I'm glad I ordered a large pecorino pizza, just to have one slice.
That was uh, good stuff.
All done, time to sit and continue this show.
There's nothing gruesome about it whatsoever.
Even to the point when they raised the veil over his eyes to the hood to check his pupils.
It didn't bother him.
He needed assistance.
Yeah, he needed assistance.
But he regained that composure once he was placed in the chair and then strapped him in.
He began to regain his composure.
Coloration was not good when he first walked to the room.
But once he sat down, all his color came back and everything else.
I guess it's just that wall.
You know, it's just such an urgent situation in the situation.
Yeah.
He was very cognizant, so I wouldn't think he would have been given anything that was
very strong.
He even recognized people across the glass from him and who know who they were, people
that had worked on the case, you know, of all this time.
People who stayed in the attorney's office and this type of thing.
And he spoke to them, which was surprising as well.
He acknowledged their presence and said hello.
Someone even said that at one point he smiled at the woman in it as the state's attorney.
Yeah, he did smile.
It was a token smile.
It wasn't, you know, it was just like, I see you, I know who you are, and probably that
we're all getting this behind us.
I would imagine from the look on his face, if I had to probably put a tag as to how
he felt, it was, let's get it on, let's do it, let's get it over.
They're talking about feeding a lot of babies.
What?
Good morning, how are you doing?
Yes, I can. As far as the eyewitness account goes,
Ted Bundy was very shaken when he was brought into the room. He needed assistance.
Once he was placed into the chair, they begin to put the straps around his ankles and his legs
and his waist area. He began to regain his composure.
Matter of fact, he made eye contact with quite a few of the witnesses that were in the room
and visibly spoke to them. I think those were people that he probably recognized
who had served on the case for over 11 years.
The only words that he did say at all was fact that give my love to my family and to
my friends, which I found somewhat odd.
And the only thing I guess he went through my mind was there are so many family members
and friends that would never receive love due to the numbers of people that he did
They kill.
Well, most of the people have lost confidence in the system, especially in the community
of Lake City and Columbia County.
They were beginning to think that Ted Bundy would never die.
As a matter of fact, just as recent as yesterday, spending some time with local people there,
the coffee shops and things, the general consistency that Ted Bundy would not die
even today.
So they needed this one, the system needed to be more desperate to show that it can't work.
Thank you.
Fuck, you weren't pushing this at the age of 12?
It didn't, it didn't affect me really one way or the other.
I thought you said no more links no more links I just forgot this one oh shit
Dangerous assignments.
The sky is dry, it's not clear.
There we go.
There.
Good morning, Commit.
Hi, Steve.
Hello, Bill. Where's the commissioning?
Well, I got called away on a security counter.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, I got called away on a security conference.
I'm pinch-hitting for him.
We've got one for you, Steve.
OK, let's have it.
Well, the commissioners like to know how you'd
like to break into the movies.
You think I'm the tech?
Don't ask me. Just pick up my option.
Here are your plane tickets.
Rome.
Rome?
There's a little independent field company
shooting a picture over there.
So what?
That's exactly what we'd like to know.
Why is the picture so important that a foreign agent
like Techler would steal one of the reels?
Hey.
He doesn't monkey with anything, unless it's pretty big.
That's just the point.
We sent Holloway to Rome last week to make the security arrangements
for the secret meeting to be held there in four days.
The defense plans on the eastern Mediterranean?
That's right.
And the preserve secrecy?
They've been a hold of the conference in an old factory building.
It used to be the Berati tour works.
What's all that got to do with the movie business?
Well, Holloway spotted Tecla taking the film and began tailing him.
He jumped Tecla right near the depot.
There was a fight. Holloway was shot.
Tecla ran into an oncoming train and was killed.
Oh, brother. How's Holloway?
Oh, he's gonna comb up if they say he'll recover.
And the real of film?
Back in the hands of the film company?
No, what's all the fuss about?
Tecla had a reason for stealing that film
and we want to find out what it is.
Okay, we'll do a contact over there.
The producer of the picture.
A man named Bonaparte.
You'll find him at the studio.
It's called Detaliate Pictures.
Get over there, Steven. Go over that film with the fine tooth foam and find out what this deal is all about.
Well, that's it.
Okay, be seated.
Uh, just one thing.
Don't sign any long-term contracts.
I've got my assignment, try to roam to try to figure out what's so important about a real
a movie film that a red hot agent like Tecba would lose his life trying to swipe it and
one of our agents would almost lose his getting it back.
I would, it's all of which give me an uneasy hunch that what was tried once might be
tried again and I've got a pretty good idea what could happen to anyone who gets
in their way, namely me. It's Saturday when my plane lands and roll my head to
the movie studio. It's deserted except for one small independent company.
I've got a trouble, Joe.
Steve.
Sure, Joe.
What kind of trouble's Mr. Bonaparte?
One and one's the go. I'm a happy man.
No worries.
I'm going to have a good vacation in Rome.
Then I'll run into Evaldo.
Evaldo?
Evaldo, he's my director, Joe.
Steve.
Yeah, seems to me I've heard him.
See, he has a hurt of me too.
He has a hurt I got a little money.
How can I miss making more, he tells me,
if I invest in a movie which is directed by a genius.
Who told you he was a genius?
He did.
That figures.
Then in my trouble, start the joke.
Steve.
Oh, well, it's...
No, he tells me.
I just hired a star, plus a writer, plus a cameraman,
and he runs around all over Roma with him, taking pictures.
Joe, you got any idea how much that film cost him?
Oh, yeah, plenty.
And speaking of film, I wonder if I could take a look at that reel
that the foreign agent tried to steal.
Sure, Joe. It's over in the cutting room and the projection room now.
I will call him and tell him to get it ready. The cameraman is working on that stuff now.
That's fine. Well, I hope your trouble is straightened out a little bit, Mr. Bonaparte.
Thank you, senior. Thank you.
Sir, some of you write me. Maybe I should have stayed home in Corsica and put my money in Sardin.
Corsica? Bonaparte? Hey, are you in any relation to...
No, no. No, Joe. He had his troubles, too. But nothing like a manager.
Yeah, I guess that's figured out.
Well, I'll see you later, Joe.
And jeez!
OK, Joe.
Well?
Hello?
I was wondering about it.
I
Tonex H. Yes, I'll come back Cam 137
No song requests
Hello, Mr. Force. I heard you say no more links. But here clearly you are still watching links. Please clarify.
Yeah, but no further.
All right, all the next ones on the checklist eat clean locked close all doors and windows.
Okay, this is locked.
Okay.
Close all doors, like inside doors or what?
What's this?
Three days ago a serial killer walked out on bail and then we're still asking who paid
the bomb that night. The real question is why the fuck a serial killer will be able
to get bail. 48 children were harmed no deaths 15 years ago when you get the
city won't forget. Well this is serious. Why is he free? Why is the payer still
unnamed today. People like him return shadows close behind. Always.
Ah wait what did the normal subtle say?
What am I supposed to do? I locked everything, damn it.
Oh, am I supposed to... is this what they mean, close window, no?
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
My dear sweet baby Jacob I finally got it the radio you kept looking at the one you always touched I go something special
It's yours now. I hope you could say opinions for you another time together
You always make me feel like I don't know what really matters to you
Thank you for choosing to be here with me. It's more than I can ever say. I love mom
It's already broken
Lock front door, I'll put a lock this time.
Install the umbexigum language pack.
Install the Unvexigum Language Pack.
Install the Unvexigum Language Pack.
I'm about to come, I'm about to come.
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
Close the curtain downstairs.
fucking try also they just said close windows and doors
Let's actually do anything
Watch TV and tell you
Brad I've seen these shows
I'm standing on the table though. Oh, I jumped on to the coach
very, very clinical, yes
very clinical
and I think that probably had a lot to do
with how, you know, you're affected by that
there was nothing gruesome about it
whatsoever
even to the point when they raised the veil
over his eyes, their hood
to check his pupils
bro, what the fuck is that about?
what the fuck is that?
yeah, he needed assistance
Oh, I guess we'll leave this for me.
right now
actually it's going dead
I lost my breath.
I lost other things.
I lost my breath.
I lost my breath.
The day I didn't just lose my breath, I lost other things, important things, my memories,
the ones with my dad, they're just going down, like some of my raised parts of my brain with
a big pinky razor.
I still remember mom, though I don't know why her memories stay and in his did, because
Because of that, I think I started trusting her more, loving her more too.
She still says, dad is the reason the accident happened, maybe that's why she divorced him.
Now they share me, 3 days with mom, 4 days with dad, mom keeps 4 days with her kids.
She tells me things that the quiet, serious voice adults use when they think kids won't
understand and she's right I don't fully understand since I can't remember
anything from before the accident it's like trying to solve a puzzle half pieces
missing
before I moved into dad's apartment mom told me he gets angry fast now she
She said he changed after the act.
I don't know what to think.
I don't even remember what he was like before.
The first day at his place was quiet.
He showed me my room and went back to doing his own stuff.
He didn't hug me or anything.
I told myself maybe that's always been like this.
later when he left I went into his room and saw an old computer sitting on a
little pantry so he said computer security camera you in the fucking
early 90s turning on because I was bored the screen showed black and white
cameras I clicked through them and that's when I saw him that man standing
in the balcony, wearing that mask. He wasn't moving at all, just standing there and facing
the glass door. My heart was beating really fast. I tried
over my eyes, thinking I was seeing things. And when I looked again, he was gone.
I told myself, maybe I'm imagining it. Maybe my brain is still broken from the
drowning. Later in the evening, I found a small key under the book on the table. I don't know why I
picked it up. I just did. It opened Dad's closet inside. I found a letter with my name on it.
It said he loved me. It said he was sorry for things he couldn't fix. Before I could finish
shooting the doorbell rang my stomach felt weird I didn't open the door I
looked for the people and it was him the same masked man just standing there
fuck I didn't move I didn't breathe after a few seconds he slowly walked
today
later i fell asleep this is a previous game or what alarm started screaming
i went into dad's room again tried turning on the computer again i think this is a prequel
and there he was on the balcony watching dad was in home so i tried calling him but he
he didn't answer so I had to run into my room and I tried hiding in the bed covered my mouth
but keeping the flashlight on without he was going to come inside
crazy I heard the sirens the police came mom came too she was crying and yelling at dad when
he got back and she said she's going to make sure I never stay with him again
and I tried to say something, but it didn't.
And now I'm moving back with knowledge.
Ah, so there was a camera, the lab looking thing.
Okay, well, everything changed after the merge.
At first it was balanced, some hope that life could be shared and that both sides
matters slowly that fell apart. The anger started to appear more often, suddenly out of proportion,
eventually called intermittent explosive disorder. Therapy was meant to fix that, but it never did.
Each session ended the same. Frustration, nothing resolved. Instead of calming anything,
it stirred up something worse, something that never fully goes away. Even the smallest arguments
about parenting or safety felt unbearable, like proof that the other person never truly
understood the idea of shared responsibility began to sound more and more like a lie.
There's only one side here that truly cares, one side that is actually willing to do whatever
it takes, resize that, okay maybe we have to find those nodes.
So, under a book, if we see a book, that's probably where the key will be, philosophy,
Okay.
Okay.
Mom loves reading so much.
Cause I'm a reading.
I was a key where was I hide?
Even to the point when they raised the veil over his eyes, the hood, to check his pupils.
needed assistance
okay what is it I don't get
patient name, major data organization
severe anxiety angriolopers
group of later influence in the past
okay
small pills
sugar
oh my god
truly a horror game without equal
I think he's buying some of it
I think we were supposed to get some sort of
jump scare from watching the show or whatever
yeah he did smile, it was a token smile
it was a token smile
Well, great game, but the show must go on.
We got gigafilter, yes.
We got filtrado.
Filtrado.
Filtredo.
All right, let's do this.
Silent Ward.
Silent Ward
Forever Lost.
Okay, it's a multiplayer game.
Forever lost, I want to be forever lost.
Okay, that's scary.
scary
settings
do you want a tutorial or what?
i can't even click anything
since i'm broken
i think it crashed
holy moly
Okay, what the fuck?
This is so cancer.
I'd prefer it if you were quiet now.
I do want a, uh, a FPS cap?
Oh my god dude.
I can't.
This game is so cooked, as you would say.
Let's restart that.
The rock is this game.
I'm the restricted FPS at the first.
Gears of replay.
No, I don't want to run fucking Gears of replay.
What the fuck?
Begin a tutorial
All right, this is the let's just start the multiplayer game. Yeah
I think this uh, inter screen is cooked
Well here we go, first time, multiplayer game, create a room
Okay, uh
Okay I have to go a little slow I think
I'm trying to find Wesger finishing downloading okay holy fuck this game is a fucking cancer
Alright we can go ahead and pick a character, Lin Mo, since childhood she had a strong interest
in spatial structure and orientation during her studies she majored in architecture,
I'm sure that it feels in as long as most of the old birds
Bro what the fuck is this for the war man?
What the fuck?
I'm sh- ShenZu
The Cyberpunk 69
It's just beginning to need pulse
This was some giga
AI slot deluxe edition man
Oh, the fuck, not one person in the entire world has played this game before me, okay?
This is an uncharted territory, okay?
We're fucking a Columbus of indie game slope.
Discovery and new content.
And Shen Zhaowen is the inhabitant.
Alright, you in?
Okay.
Let me...
Ah...
I was...
Um...
I have to manually scroll down because there is no sorting based on names or sorting based
on being online.
Okay I found you, you are flying for me.
All right, I'm going to do this here.
No.
All right, I go online and you invite, right?
I go online and you invite.
Let's do that. Online. Alright. So you're gonna invite me because it says you're a flying.
Holy fuck dude.
Six players are playing right now, yeah, they are all fucking me plus stream snipers.
Give me half an hour to find you first.
Oh my god, they have to scroll through that shit too, yeah.
Oh my god dude.
I think it's so cancer.
Alright.
good yanzou
claim I've been out of game
okay let me let me exit
alright
now let's see if I got something I can't even boot the game up
Well this one is actually frying my PC right now and I'm like literally 2 and a half hit
times.
No, I'll start maybe or I'll start.
I'll start.
It might be when I'm outside the game, I have to alt F4.
Alright, it might be now.
There's no way this ain't the greatest game of all time.
game. I am launching game. Okay. You got me? Maybe now? Maybe now?
I have to see what this dev has in store, this is the pre in-game phase.
Peace.
we read the title
silent war for ever lost
sly- or slyant war
slyant
ah did you get a f***ing uh did you get an invite to me what?
I have to restart my fucking PC because of this game.
My CPU is at 80 degrees wet.
Why is it so fucking bad though?
I try now. I try now. I try room lobby refresh.
Okay.
Oh, online, invitation.
Invitation failed.
The player may be in, be away or in another game.
Alright, just leave and go into multiplayer where you see all the levels that I write.
Leave and don't host a game, just go into the one right before you host a game.
I'll be back in. See you then, Rags.
I don't know why I didn't.
It doesn't work. I give up my PC die despite learning a bit of worship to have it found.
It might possibly be, yeah, alright. Well, it's dead. The run was dead anyway.
play solo oh true okay I got to see I got to see this what this fucking bad
had in mind
true
There's like a third of some chance that the main menu works whenever you start the screen.
all right if my stream goes down I don't know why
all right we're gonna play we're gonna play the cyberpunk shinzo
Okay, holy UI, control drone player, yo, this game is fucking next level, what the fuck?
Oh, I'm hacked into the system.
No accurate character.
Okay, wait, so I'm guessing?
What is this?
Dead by daylight and I'm the bad guy?
No.
What the fuck?
I'm pressing Q, I'm pressing Q, don't worry I'm an expert little gamer, Q is the first
thing I tried, that fuck, well this shit is stuck to my shit now, clue, the more clues
the better. Aha. That would be clueless. I don't know why this is...
I didn't even pick the character, what the fuck?
I only have 27 minutes to do what must be done.
Transmitter.
Oh my god, dude.
AHHHHH!
I thought my flashlight was lagging.
There must be some kind of way out of here.
You can't jump scare a drone.
Exit.
What the fuck is going on over there?
Oh, bitches are waiting for me.
Today I'm going to apply this game on Steam and pay 100 bucks to do it.
What the fuck are some people thinking man?
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
Well, I'm standing with flashlights, that's good.
Bring your home boys.
The vibe has been coded.
Person switching.
Alright, well that was a great game.
That was a great game, I must say.
Soraka, wow, I think I remember big boy,
all the XD definitely not Russ, and damn noise.
Love us, welcome back.
All right, next game, next game.
eee eee eee eee..
chicken chicken chicken chicken
and
Okay.
All right, all right, all right.
Look at the camera.
It's a good thing I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Okay.
Searching for sessions. I don't think so. Create. Password will be...
the
point in it and the force and channel on the score first come first serve to come
I can't find it
this is the password
Oh, how many people are there in this fucking game?
Ah, messed it, friends.
What is it?
What are we doing?
Is it a team deathmatch?
What is this?
Why are you stealing all my shit, man?
What is this, then?
Is it team deathmatch?
What is this?
Why are you stealing all my shit, man?
What is this, then?
I live in the same team.
Okay.
That was a good, a good game.
That was a good game.
Bro, I'm fucking destroying the assholes, man.
Fuck.
I'm going to creep for over here man.
I'm destroying everyone.
I
Hey
This is not fun.
Alright, what was that?
No!
I have shot him!
No! I have a shotgun!
No! I have a shotgun!
No! I have a shotgun!
I remember it's not so bad.
It's really so fun.
It's satisfying to chill people in jail. I don't know why.
Game Results!
In a way I did not win this, by a landslide.
Ain't no fucking way I did not win this, by a fucking landslide.
Where's the fucking game results?
And where can we still play?
Show me the fucking score!
So they've clocked Norris.
Okay.
Nests if I... oh shit they have a sniper.
I got a sniper.
They're supposed to defend the nest.
Wave one.
shoot him down!
Oh
Okay
Suppressive fire
I
Know let's bring them down quite a bit
Build a turret they build built turrets turrets
All right, keep close to the nest.
okay good good good I can speed it up it's a damage
alright that's a big damage though 70% what the fuck is this down bottom frame
I didn't get a weapon I'll take care of the shot
my good job team
fuck off
fucker that's what we get we already have the we already have the jump
what
it is what those in an option
option. Well the sniper is the most useless shit ever. It's not even a hitscan.
Oh nice don't get the sniper.
Where's the last one?
What?
What the fuck?
Hawks!
Oh, that was good.
Alright, team deathmatch.
Team deathmatch.
Wait, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is that?
There was something else, what is this?
Alright team, don't site bait!
uh-oh
come on blue team there's only one life come on blue team don't let me down
2v1 2v2
bruh it's way behind you
Wait, he's sniping a pig.
He's up in the tower!
Yeah, you get him!
Nice! Easy clap!
Okay.
Dash turns me into bull.
If you speed, replace...
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we want to rock into the boost.
Boost.
Jump, jump, jump, jump.
What the fuck man, I don't know what to do.
I'm waiting for the ship to respawn.
Oh my god.
Oh no, I was in the back!
Nooo, we have some retards out there.
Nice 50% of the games I glitched through the fucking floor, huh?
for a little good day you guys gotta come down here if you want a tango with
Get the big boys.
Well, back to my bed, guys.
Behind here, there's another something.
One of these, here.
Where is this?
What is this?
Great bags are getting to finish.
Great bags?
What?
Finish!
I don't understand, are we supposed to...
Uhhh...
What the fuck?
I don't know
I want the same team
Oh wait, one player is the bull
Okay, I get it, one player is the bull
Try another ventus or
what what what the fuck is happening
Are we losing to the Bulls?
I think you're winning.
I am the dead. Please uninstall the gates.
I'm stuck.
Well, why would you kill me? We're on the same team, fuckface.
I know I'm dead.
I am dead.
I'm UN-Dead! I'm not dead dead.
Alright, 45 seconds remaining.
That was a..
probably a good idea.
Alright.
20 seconds.
No, I'm really stuck
Way later chicken better. All right, let's try this game over here
No, we didn't get to try at this game because someone bought it on the phone
What the fuck?
Wait what?
What's happening?
Hey!
It's us versus them!
We have to bring him!
Bring him this way!
This way!
This way!
Come with me!
Come with me!
Come with me!
Come with me!
Here!
I think we're gonna go with him.
Wait, wait, don't bring him out of the circle.
Don't bring him out of the circle.
I think we're supposed to keep him in the circle.
I'm getting off of it.
What the fuck is this deal?
No way, they're winning!
We can't, we can't even get it off of it.
I don't know, what the fuck?
There, go back, go back.
It's, something's going back.
Okay, we're not supposed to touch the flies.
Okay, don't let them touch the flies.
Or something. I don't know.
This is so fucking annoying dude.
We won!
I don't know how but we won.
Alright let's do the car one.
I want to kill it
Alright, do you have a speed based tank on your car?
Okay
On your car
find a car
what the fuck is that find a car
is it a car?
hey yo there's a car here
it's fucking
hey
i'm gone
yo
are you winning?
What the fuck?
Let's use all my knowledge.
I'll take it from here.
What the fuck?
Just get a house, kill, just get a house.
Oh, here we go.
Now they're fucking cooked.
Oh, we're supposed to go this way.
Alright, fuck it.
Sorry, don't...
Don't drink!
What the fuck?
It's hard enough doing what I want to do.
Jesus.
I'm going way afro.
I deliver these bags.
mountain peak and I'm tired for this shit man oh what the fuck
Fuck off.
Mountain Geek, I'm here.
What the fuck?
I have to get a car deliver
Oh my
This is so fucking stuff
This is so fucking
one more game on to the right of the card
Get to the top first!
Hey, how did you get up?
How did you get up?
Hey, how did he get up?
How did he get up?
Oh, climb!
Rightly at the climb!
Rightly at the climb!
Oh, you rocked it.
Jump in
5, where is Robin the jumps of impensisthen?
I'm dead.
Oh my god, he stopped fucking working.
Is he out of rockets?
I won!
Oh, it's shit, dude. What a cancelling game.
But, very fun, by the way.
It's enough cancelling for me that I don't have to bring this fucking full of shit.
No time for another game.
No time for another game, chat.
Definitely not russ only that noise lab was flat man. I was I never present for today
Tomorrow will be however another day in the area and we shall
Make our return then until then the x-forshtick take all the subs resups those the tops
bitcoins social credits right let's see on the next one tomorrow right tomorrow
tomorrow tomorrow until then bye bye