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Good Motherfucking Morning, Motherfucking Bays.
Good Motherfucking Morning, ladies.
How are we all the three of us?
Beautiful.
Two Monday mornings.
Monday, Mondays.
Good.
Kutschi, Tamkutsch, Kutsch. New modes. Yeah, we're waiting for tier one return.
Tier one, I think. Remains.
should be done for tomorrow yes should be done for tomorrow yes
Let's see here, let me fix this thing here, okay.
What the fuck is this shit in the chat now?
What the fuck?
Welcome breaking my chat.
No comedricks please.
Ahhhh, let's see here, Kexiko, welcome back, Thomas Fodder, thank you, Dino, on his
unfortunate 50 months.
We got Astral Pilot, Aizen, Chris, and Oricianus, thank you, BG2 Freekicks.
years on the bottom abominable joeman no message but here's a
coincidence thank you very much yes sure it's coming it's coming all right
all right it's coming all right you know how it is you know how it's yeah
slow and steady wins the race right the hair and the tortoise or whatever the f**k
it's coming it's coming we have a Sweden and Sweden right whoever says whoever waits for something good cannot wait too long
right
All right.
Uh...
That works.
August B for you, table three years by the way.
He says dot.
Like, just a period.
Mortem, table three years. No message.
Three golden eight.
Black, pause, welcome back.
Had a voice.
And Koluku, QC.
Thank you, welcome back.
I think I'm fresh, new, excited, I'll be in the world today.
German men between ages 17 and 45 now in permission from military to only live in the country
for longer than six months.
yesterday it was three months now it's six months someone has their frags wrong
steam to feature how much FPS you likely have on a game before buying okay
that's nice of them but you could just buy it and refund it that's a sure sure
share share share way of knowing how much FPS you'll have.
It's that easy.
AI slot background art found in anime made by wit same guys who made a tag on time
is over or were you expecting or were you expecting motherfuckers to hand draw
in the coin here all you consume and will consume for the rest of your life
is AI slop chat
AI slop
I ran was more ceasefire proposal calls for 45 day
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established that Trump had some fucking mental breakdown tweet yesterday about
bombing power plants and bridges is if I like I do something or what this man is
all talk. We haven't established pricing yet but it depends on the which material I want
to use for the shirt so I'm just checking it out. It should be done soon. He will do it
on Tuesday after holiday.
Please make cotton?
Yeah, that is what I want to make.
Uh, not the Egyptian cotton, but yes, I think I would like that.
It was, but yeah.
Uh...
It's a good in-betweener, you know.
It's not the fancies of stuff, but it's far from the cheapest stuff, something that
lasts, something that feels good, you know what I'm saying.
And it depends.
All right, well, six weeks into three-day special military operation.
Classic.
I mean, I don't know, the world is freaking out and shit's fun.
Awesome, mate. I have something to tell you.
Here's a fucking sitcom link. So fucking funny and hilarious.
Also, are you enjoying these fucking sitcom links?
I think they are hilarious and praise Lord Jesus.
What I'm trying to say is that people are freaking out, oil prices, shit in the world,
this, that, I'm gonna fuck this, this is probably pretty much what happened in fucking
Iraq, minus the social media fear mongering of the president and the rest of the fucking
world, right?
If you really think about it, I don't think there's a single fucking difference there.
It's learning just the same shit, but with social media added.
Nothing ever happens.
Straight was not close with Iraq War.
And it learned just close for like America.
The rest of the fucking people can get their shit through there.
Eh, it's just the Americans, but...
Pretty much.
It's likely a prelude to World War 3, the OTA.
So this guy is unaware of the fact that nothing ever happens.
I'm completely unaware.
You can come back here in three months when no one gives a shit anymore and nothing ever
happened.
Alright.
Remind me to make fun of you.
Sack!
Kregor's Resident Evil is nine minutes and there's all gas, no brakes.
The film is said to be almost entirely worth our attention, but one attended the show
as a whore worshipped fury wrote,
My intuition tells me there are a lot of sitcoms and peddling today.
Here is a Ugandan documentary to catch a break and $20 holding my war.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Alright.
I was looking for it on Netflix but it wasn't on Netflix so I gave up, I gave up but I
gave up.
FQ Arson, thank you all for this channel, welcome back.
Alright, we got legs chat and I have my my homemade potato onion soup.
I can't find the first link, where is the first link?
All right, how was the music, Maestro?
America has very little amount of ships
operating in Hormuz straight to the town.
I don't give a shit.
The point of it is that Trump is getting his oil there
somehow, whether it's directly from American ships
or middlemen, otherwise he wouldn't be crying about it,
Right. You fucking retard.
You think Trump ever does anything other than for himself?
I don't think so.
You're possible for your human.
I promise. We'll spoil and be free when that happens.
What?
this is one of the things that I've been doing
I've been listening to what you're saying
it's okay if it's from your perspective on technology
even though what you guys keep on doing nowadays
you're safe here you're safe here just you and your two cute little sisters
Get in the hair, the fuck they're saying.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can go better.
Higher? Like here? Right?
Yeah, but what are you trying to kick?
What body part are you trying to kick?
I should have just envisioned that.
Yeah. Let's go.
You want the liver kick?
Let's do the liver.
OK.
It's probably the easiest.
OK.
Yeah.
Well, I learned.
Both legs.
Both?
OK.
You got to get the other leg.
You got to get the other leg good, too.
That's true.
So we're down both?
We're down both.
Well, that was bad.
Yeah, you got to get a little closer,
because you're going to stab him on the foot.
You're going to hurt your foot,
because they block the elbow.
You're going to hurt your foot.
And it's going to break.
There was some guy that, right?
He, like, kicked, then set it up,
and then put it back.
Yeah.
It happened.
I don't think I use enough power.
I know I need to rotate and throw this arm back more.
You need to rotate and pivot on this foot, but right now I just want to see how fast
kick in and stuff like that, because that's going to come over time.
Yeah, a little repetition.
Yeah, it's going to come over time.
Let's see.
Okay.
Let's see.
I'll do right to throw more.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If you pivot a little bit, if you pivot a little bit more and put the hip and you'll
get a little bit more power, but you are leaning back a little bit too much.
I see you with your co-strains.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think it's because of wrestling stance.
Because I'm here, but I need to be.
Yeah.
You're leaning back a little bit too much.
I see, I see. So we're up right.
Yeah, do it again. Keep going.
Now breathe, do it. Breathe.
Good. You got a good kick. Let's keep going.
Sorry.
Yeah! Breathe.
All right.
There we go.
All right, let me see some leg kicks. Kick it a little lower. Kick it in the leg.
Okay.
Yeah, I think it's a true accident.
Yeah, that's good, yeah.
You know, you kick in the lower, that's a calf kick.
You know the calf kick?
Thank you.
Yeah, it's a low, do the calf kick, everything.
That's good.
I kick in the way you want.
Okay.
Up high, low, middle, you know what I'm saying.
I'm back to bless you with yet another fucking sitcom link.
So fucking funny bro, I actually laughed too much for my own dog.
The same people who hate sitcoms sit alone at lunch.
You tell him. You tell him.
Sorry.
Can you give me some time?
I'm sorry, Yuka-chan.
W-What are you talking about?
Yuka-chan, sorry.
One, the crying emoji seems to be what's keeping us together here in the chat, so we continue to spam that as well, but here we go!
I'm very fond of the informant in me, and I got some more soup, though.
this suit was super super super super
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
and
I'll have to double check, they might have just modded it in.
that's cool that's kind of clever oh yeah why why is this okay I don't know
if someone can tell me why is this pose become popular recently like the
showing your molars like there was a car ham yeah see that
Oh, Zenlis is doing zero, Kyle.
Zenlis will play that. This is kind of nice.
I like this. That's good.
Azure Lane, which is a
game about battleships, as you can tell.
The game is about battleships.
Human-guided battleships is what this game is about.
That is exactly what this is about. They've got two Ferraris here wrapped up.
So obviously people are buying those rolls, that's for sure.
Last time someone complained that I didn't show the bikes.
There's one downside of the bike is you don't have that much room to work with.
Although there are a lot of smaller areas, I guess you could put little details on.
There's the city of Wotang, which a beach river is known for I guess being good at shooting games.
It's a nice design.
I guess it'd be a colour matching all the different pieces.
Here's one of Toro, whose I guess colours are black and purple.
purple so you can get a good theme going, you have a rocket fender and a CB, uh, Wathamere,
Okayu, so since most of the boat cars are choosing awesome Harvick Bay, Wathamere, or
or wait no other way or whatever you want me to call it in this world.
Great Miller, here's another fucking sitcom. Too much funny shit involved in this list.
Ah, yeah.
All right, just a few more feet and here we are gentlemen, the gates of Elzubab.
Stay frosty, there's a horde of armed goblins on the other side of that gate guarding the
sword of Azoroth.
warriors unsheath their weapons magic wielders with sword or passers-
glove against
brewing the gates
control shift
oh my god so many goblins
that's just their next slasher move
slasher move
information
you already got one on your sail
my tail free hand sail off lotta more
I got him landed
tonight I spiced my need with goblin blood
My brother's a trap, don't think of us!
Oh, you got me!
Sheldon, he's got Rod! Who's your sleep spell?
Sheldon!
Sheldon, I've got the sword of Azeroth!
Look at the sword, Sheldon, help Rod!
There's no more Sheldon! I am the solid master!
Let us look out! Tell him that we're dying here!
Good night, peasants!
Master teleported him.
He's setting the sword of Azeroth on eBay.
I'm a rogue night elf, don't you think we'll repair our descriptions?
Wait, wait, wait, somebody just click buy it now.
I am the sword master!
Watch this, it's really cool.
It's fake.
That's not how a little worker works.
Did you say, call Helen Boxlightner?
No. Call Leonard Hofstadter.
Did you say, call Temple Babsader?
No. Hey, let me try.
Call McFlono McFlooneyloo.
Calling Rajesh Kuthrapalli.
Oh, it's very impressive.
And a little racist.
The X10s are online.
Gentlemen, I am now about to send a signal from this laptop through our local ISP
racing down fiber optic cable at the speed of light to San Francisco,
bouncing off a satellite in geosynchronous orbit to Lisbon, Portugal,
where the data packets will be handed off to submerged transatlantic cables
landing cables, terminating in Halifax, Nova Scotia and transferred across the continent
via microwave relays back to our ISP and the extender saver attached to this.
Lamp.
Look at me, look at me, I've got goosebumps.
Are we ready on the stereo?
Go for stereo.
I just have a lot of shit, if the show doesn't go on.
Uganda, Tuesday, March 26, 1974.
Instead of censoring his fucking belly, why not just fucking put the sheets up and fucking
blank it's over?
Because that's not how it happened, it was exactly how it happened.
I mean Dada once again awakens out of a nightmare killers were trying to assassinate him at home during the night and these killers were his own soldiers
For these paranoid men night brings out their worst fears
Especially for I mean Dada who lives in an irrational world where the spirits of his dead enemies
In addition, there are fears that are all too real.
Three years ago, as an Army general, he succeeded in overthrowing his predecessor by a coup d'etat.
Now he himself is afraid of being overthrown.
To maintain power and protect himself, he has unleashed a reign of terror throughout the country.
Any dream of his deemed premonitory can result of hundreds of arrests and executions on the very same day.
He was scared that something can happen to his life because how he was
with how he was ruling people were scared of him and also he was scared of the people.
Everyone is subjected to the repression starting with his closest collaborators who start to disappear one after the other.
Everybody in Uganda, members of the armed forces, police and the public, they are responsible
for my security.
And immediately they hear anybody making subversive activities or try to plan anything against
to me, they reported that person straight to the police.
And the methods employed by Amin's police are extremely brutal.
Victims are clubbed to death, burned in the savannah, their bodies thrown to the crocodiles
in the Nile, or shot publicly, wearing white aprons to highlight the blood.
Choked with their own penises, stuffed down their throats, and some even dynamited
in groups.
All right.
Oh, this is...
The next story is from Uganda, the country's army chief, General Mahoosy Kanyarugaba, has
yet again sparked controversy with his social media posts.
The army chief, who is also President Musaveini's son, has commented on the war in West Asia.
In a series of posts on X, Kanyarugaba declared his support for Israel and launched threats
at Iran.
In one of his posts, he said the world was tired of war and that it must end.
He went far beyond typical diplomatic language, as he often does.
Canira Gabba even warned that if threats against Israel continued, the Ugandan army would join
the war in support of Israel.
In another post, which has since been deleted, the army chief made a bold claim.
He said that the Ugandan army could capture the Iranian capital of Tehran in 72 hours
without any bombing. In his latest post, the Army Chief said that his forces would not take
more than two weeks to capture Tehran, and a Uganda People's Defense Forces Brigade could
easily do the job. Social media reasons were quick to point out.
Link, Mr. Force. No further links, thank you.
While affirming his support for Israel, Kanir Agaba argued that Israel supported Uganda during
link mr. Force in the 1980s and 90s and therefore Uganda should stand by
Israel now the generals pro-israel's land is rooted in historical bias between
Uganda and Israel in one of his latest posts can you Agaba has also announced
plans to build a statue of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's
playing a brother, Jonathan Netanyahu, at Uganda's Ntebe International.
A real tongue twister, my lady.
Ntebe is the context. In 1976, Israel had launched a special rescue mission at the
Ntebe Airport, and it was named Operation Thunderbolt. The 100 elite Israeli commandos
was flew undetected 2,500 miles to the airport. Their aim was to rescue over 100 hostages who
were being held after the hijacking of an Air France airliner that had landed at night
and stormed the terminal. Nearly all of the hostages were saved, the three were killed.
All hijackers died during the operation along with one Israeli soldier and that soldier
was Jonathan Netanyahu.
Now, so far, there has been no formal announcement
from the Ugandan government regarding the construction
of the statue at the airport.
The Ugandan army chief's post provided
a glimpse into his views on domestic and international
matters, but his habit of posting and then
deleting controversial statements
continues to leave observers questioning
the official direction of Uganda's foreign policy.
The world doesn't fit in boxes, so...
What is it?
They were suspicious of everybody and could trust nobody.
Especially those closest to them, who were best positioned to assassinate them.
Because of this tremendous pressure, they would progressively plunge into madness and paranoia.
He doesn't know it yet, but today, Idi Amin has good reason to be afraid.
His own cousin, General Arube, with whom he grew up and who he had appointed Brigadier
General of the army, is planning to overthrow him.
As he would later tell his son, Jafar Amin, he was about to live through the most difficult
day of his reign.
The issue of the push attempt by his very own tribe, the kakwa, we are kakwas, was the most painful situation for my father.
Charles Rubey was more or less a brother. As a cousin, he was very much a brother.
He made him to all the atrocities he has committed, now Amin will have to go one step further.
Go against a member of his own family.
Amin Dada also plundered his country.
He collects luxury cars and spends limitless amounts of money.
He is hardly ever in his office and spends a great deal of his time at his
villas in the company of his mistresses.
They had so many lives. You see? Most of the homes she had,
she must have a wife there.
It is estimated that Amin Dada had at least 40 children.
But even Babi Salamshiba, the daughter of one of his three legitimate
night can't remember exactly how many brothers and sisters she had forty children six for
the one who died four again eight let me say
she'll be I think 22 after three years of wielding absolute power I mean can
finally have everything he was deprived of in his childhood my father came from
the lowest rank in the community. And he was simply saying, I'm an example of a
sheer proper, somebody who used to slush sugar cane as a child becoming a head of
state, so it is possible. He lived the colonial era and out of the blue he came
to power, but he had served and lived the colonial era.
What a player.
Close them lid, it smells like a box of ass.
I don't know why they call them double-decks.
I think they're just heaven-made.
I can't even just sneak in candy like a normal sheep skate.
Well, how do you...
still got these left over from last Halloween?
Shh!
What's going on, dude?
How am I supposed to have a rum and coke without the rum?
They're not supposed to bring liquor into a movie theater.
Oh, but it's fine to bring a big box of ass.
You have gas on your breath. You've siphoned my tank.
Oh, please. You think I stuck a rubber hose down your gas tank,
sucked on it until the gas ran out of your tank and into mine,
thereby compensating me for the $38 you owe me?
That's preposterous.
Yeah, you're right.
What was I thinking?
What are you doing?
We have a favor.
Say, preposterous again.
Get that away from me!
Oh, come on.
Come on.
Just for grin and say, help me.
My head's on fire.
Well, thank you for being so understanding.
You don't have to thank me.
I love you.
I love you too.
I want to go get ready for work.
I'll be up in a minute.
Charlie, I got to say.
I think you handled that really well.
Ah!
Ah!
Are you out of your freaking mind?
My fingers!
What are you doing sticking your nose in my fiance's breast?
I was just trying to help.
Let's make one thing clear.
The only acceptable boo reduction in this house is you moving out.
Funny.
Please, Charlie.
I make my living with my hands.
Really? Somebody's paying you to masturbate?
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
also funny don't I wish please stop now I am duly chastised okay let me just
start by saying I applaud the gusto with which you approach life that being
said, uh, are you, um, out of your freaking mind?
That fun just could not control yourself.
A female's in the house.
She must be mounted.
So I wouldn't stand like that at all.
And why do you even care?
Why?
You ask me why?
You know what I'm not important to you?
I will tell you why.
Because every time you rot with any woman, even remotely connected to my life, I'm
I end up suffering. Oh, that's ridiculous. Ridiculous, you say? Alright, let's look at the record.
That's all.
There you go. Welcome back. Saibat.
Sumo Gargab. Dig behind 31.
Four years in Illner, Sakurin.
Come to Ivory Coast Force. Zulu.
I don't know what that one.
But thank you for the four years, sir.
Oh come on oh
Oh dude ten dollars
Ripper in me, Ripper in me
I'm gonna do something for you look I'm a nice guy
I'm gonna risk a whole another hundred dollars
Listen if I win that you get a hundred
If I lose you don't get anything fair
I'm risking a whole nine hundred fifty for you just show it now I'm just gonna
risk another one let's go here we go no dude no way oh my god yes no yes no no
Oh my god, dude!
You actually gotta be fucking kidding me.
What is this?
This is a...
It is this fucking...
Bullshit!
That should be illegal dude.
Get this, in a lot of places.
I just fucking want...
I cannot believe I just said that.
Fuck my life dude, I fucking this fucking... I was fucking...
I don't know if it's sad.
I'm trying to get some people out.
Yo, I'm paranoid!
We're locked in together.
We're locked in together.
All right?
Do we have like a Spanish alliance going on?
It's a power friendship.
Yeah.
I think it's all about strategy in here.
Me, I'm going to do anything.
You want me to get on the floor, start twerking.
I'll do it.
Yes.
I don't.
I'm just saying, if you want me to, I'll do it.
I really don't want you to do it.
We're really doing it though.
I think you're in a queue, but I'm going to go crazy.
These streamers, all they know how to do is go either lazy.
I do feel like that.
It's dropped a lot.
I'm curious how you're going to switch it up.
Let's do this.
Kill someone.
It's not going to be scary.
No!
Hey, I'm on the clipboard!
Everything is trash!
You're going to make me burn.
But it hasn't happened yet, so they don't know.
All right, it's time for the first challenge.
Let's do this.
On this wall is a photo of each of you.
No!
Are you voting to live?
No, I think you need to throw water.
Oh, back up behind the purple line.
Oh my god.
You all are going to get one paintball shot,
and all you have to do is shoot the photo of the streamer
that you hate the most.
Oh my god.
After all 50 of you fire,
the five targets hit the most
will be eliminated.
Oh my god.
Step on the line if you want to shoot first.
Oh, my sketchman, come on up.
You want to shoot first?
No, you shoot that way.
We should the streamers would you like to limit?
Wait, he missed
Who's next?
Yeah, give me a shot
Let's see who Ludwig shoes. I'm sorry
We're not a streamer. Yeah, that's the CEO of Twitch. You're gonna get banned, right?
Hey, hey, hey, I'll take your hand.
No one's to shoot next.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Come on, man.
Let's go.
Oh!
Are you ready to give me dance, man?
What were you aiming for?
What was your point?
Damn, no!
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.
Can I bring up something real quick?
Yeah.
You're going to miss, old man.
Oh!
Oh!
He missed!
Yes!
I'm an easy target.
I know that was our purpose.
I'm an easy target.
and the accident will get shot and then it's gonna snowball.
Archea, come on up!
And the brutality continued.
Archea!
They began targeting other streamers.
Oh!
I'm so mad!
And the streamers fought right back.
Oh!
And just like that, the least liked streamers
are starting to reveal themselves.
All right, people are on the chopping block.
Who's next?
I think we shoot whoever shoots us.
It was like people are aiming at clever aim for them
I don't know about anybody
I'll shoot some
I don't want to take anyone out, is that okay?
Wait, it hit Archie!
It hit Archie!
I am from the ground!
Aside from that, the streamers targeted people they thought were the biggest threat.
How the fuck did my paintball hit the shade?
I'm about to shoot myself.
What?
Is there even any dip?
Okay, people, let's get started.
You there.
You're new. What's your name?
Me? Uh, Doug.
Well, from Doug, I'm Neil.
Please, join us.
Is this how to hem your own pants?
No, Doug.
This is a group for men in abuse of relationships.
No, Doug.
This is a group for men in abuse of relationships.
I'm sorry I shouldn't be here, I'll put these back except for this one because I put a thumbprint in it already.
We all know what you're going through. You're scared, you don't want to admit there's a problem,
but you were brave enough to come here tonight. Be brave enough to stay.
Really, I don't belong here.
We all felt that way at first, Ed.
Yeah.
It's true.
So, why are you here tonight?
Yeah, donuts.
Who doesn't let you have donuts, Doug?
My wife, but the thing is, she ever yell at you
about eating donuts?
Yeah.
Did you forget physical?
you slap you throw things at you yesterday she twisted my nipples
and it's all of her anger just make you want to eat more okay it's not okay
but it's how you get by, isn't it?
You're saying my overeating is her fault.
I think that's what you're saying, Doug.
She comes in like hell on wheels.
You're so fat. Don't eat that off your chest.
I can't believe you're so fat.
She wonders why I get in the way.
I mean, maybe it's because all the names she calls me, Fatty, Chunky, Sir Eats a Lotter.
She starts yelling at the waiter.
Now, I can't look at the poor guy.
I certainly can't look at her, so I look down at my plate.
Hello, Jumbalaya. You won't twist my nipples, will you?
Mr. Big Pants.
Fat Damon.
I'm the normal d-
Ha!
God dammit!
That's funny, actually.
Tole salpe, you know.
Welcome back.
Captain Wade, Klausil, Kikaiwari,
Rest in Peace, Danaki, Shabiri.
Thank you.
And Honamon's Illuminal.
Thank you, sir.
No message.
I already seen this, I already seen this.
I lay down my arms, Zeus!
You soon see loose
Your torment is just beginning
Dirty move
You cannot do this, Kratos!
You dare stand against me, Athena?
I do not wish to fight you, Kratos, but I will defend Olympus!
No, this, my son. You have started a war. You cannot possibly win.
The Fates have already deemed me victorious.
No, Kratos! Stop!
No!
Why do you sacrifice yourself?
Why do you aim so bad?
I do not seek to destroy Olympus. Only Zeus.
Zeus is Olympus.
He brought this to themselves because of fear Kratos.
A fear felt by his father, Cronus.
A fear that brought the Great War.
A fear that drove Zeus to kill you.
His own son.
His son?
Just as Zeus was compelled to destroy his father, Cronus.
You are compelled to do the same.
No son should destroy his own father.
He is so madly flashed at you, thank you Halak the Kennedy, I actually worry you're
false, Kono again, death 1G, T-units, Ravenhold, welcome, welcome back, TomTripp and welcome,
Noxie and type of thing, thank you boys.
Alright, no further lengths chat, we're done.
we are done so alright playing some some games and shit yeah today see this one I think it's
a little mini play through like fire watchy I don't know we'll see
English yes I prefer English
Photosense 30 warning.
Okay.
This resolution fucked.
I don't like this menu, okay.
What is this fucking menu though?
This is just the entire game isn't like this, right?
What the fuck?
I need to get to work.
I work remote.
Hello?
My name is Connor Rush, I'm the creator of Project Soundbird.
Clearing small parts in the other side of the standalone games is the seventh video game I released.
Before we start the game, I want to make sure everything is just how you want it.
I really want this to be perfect for you.
But the fuck is this meta?
Are you ready to start?
Sure.
This is just the brightness.
Sure, I can't see the left one.
This game is primarily presented in 235, a widescreen aspect ratio.
This is pure artistic stylistic choice.
I understand that this isn't for everyone though, so now we'll give you the option
to turn that off.
I'll start it back on later.
Keep in mind the game has a sign-around widescreen presentation, if you say let's
something that feels oddly placed.
mainly the gesture and for these things also the letterbox will always be present
will always be present during menus and cutscenes
uh okay I guess we go with the original
the artistic choice
we like this game to default to subtitles on or off
there's everything for now
Maybe we can change these, yeah, right.
Craig's also welcome at Peter O'Germy.
I think they're the low ones.
I'd like to thank you for taking the big project somewhere.
It means a lot more than you think.
Well, you're welcome, sir.
really really made sense there. Okay. Juicers and pregnant women know what to do. Out and
about. Played all vinyl records for real artists. I only listen to AI music. Okay.
All the same warning.
Happy refund start.
Okay, I guess it takes place in the night.
TTV, welcome to VMA on the U.K.
I'm Mark, me, me, Pando Burkito.
Take 27.
I've never been so far from you
I was staring into that portrait
I really am
Okay
Brightly for American Idol
Tentals on the ground
It wasn't fun
Okay, okay, let's start again.
Between you.
Written and directed by Connor Rush.
but not in a rush.
Did he even say thank you once?
I hope you're recording the show 28 times.
Hey, Dakota, just give me a quick call to say I got your track from last night and,
uh, yeah, just, um, you know, call me back when you got a minute, alright?
Uh, okay.
Talk to you later.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Audio is low. I don't disagree.
Ah, master volume 7.5. Maybe the five was an artistic choice.
was it good?
I spent a lot of time
I'm fucking dead from all the fucking punchy
fucking strings
real rockstar crib huh?
cleaning is for bitches
bro
I'm a vampire.
Pizza time.
It's time for some breakfast.
I should get back to playing the upright more.
I was gonna fall in love with it recently.
The upright.
God, I didn't have a flute if you saw me with this. I really should quit.
Quitters never win when there's never a quit.
First instrument I ever learned.
My dad tried to show me a thing or two, but I pretty much learned on my own.
A bass guitar.
The fuck are you just closing me?
damn son of a... well, they cannot dead 3.2 out of 10
bruh it's max volume man, it's an artistic choice
Definitely an impulse purchase, but admittedly, not one that I regret.
I want to see what we've got.
for worms.
I'm not supposed to call this motherfucker back or was that the idea call back
I'll call Rob back in a second.
I need to get some caffeine in me before having this discussion.
Caffeine.
Here's wine.
Caffeine is a fucking Red Bull or some shit.
Hello, old friend.
Maybe I should call Rob back.
Hello?
Hey, Rob.
Hey, Dakota.
Sorry, did I, uh, hit you while you were sleeping?
Good.
Yeah.
I really should have expect that, by the way.
I'm sorry, did I, uh, event you while you were sleeping?
Good. Yeah.
I really should have expect that by now.
That's, uh, that's all I'm gonna do.
No, no, that's fine.
I just need to get my sleep schedule back on track.
How's Janelle doing? How are the kids?
Uh, you mean Janelle?
Shit, sorry. Uh, yeah.
I used to date this girl named Janine,
and now I just swap the names when I get in my head.
Okay, it's all good.
Janelle, the kids are fine.
Listen, I wanted to call up that song you sent me last night.
Yeah, I figured.
You know, we talked about this, Dakota.
This isn't what your fans want.
But it's what I want.
I know. Listen, I think it sounds fine, but...
Dakota, you're a fucking neon songbird.
You have to admit that this is a stark change in sound.
It is, Rob. I know, I just...
This is the music that I need to make right now.
If I just keep trying at doing things a bit differently, then maybe people will come around.
We've tried. You know, we've tried to code up a business.
This won't sell.
The past few singles have been tanking because your fans aren't taking to this new direction.
They want the bass grooves, they want the synth leads.
Critics haven't exactly been kind either. If you keep pushing it in their faces, it'll foster resentment.
What do you want me to do? I can't write anything else. The old stuff just... just isn't in me anymore. I'm sorry.
I know what happened was awful.
Rob, don't.
I know it was awful and you know you have my condolences and my family's condolences I've
tried to be there for you as a friend as much as I could but I mean we're losing money you're
already two months late on your album contract and I'm sorry yeah I hate to keep bringing it up
But the label needs the money and this sound isn't selling.
So what do you want me to do?
I mean, OK, I have an idea if you're up for it.
But it might be a lot.
You say I.
Oh my God.
Hey, you don't like Eilers, you're dumb.
Tell me.
They've written the best music of their lives.
I just thought that maybe if you were willing,
not give the directions, and give the guy
notice that you could be staying all next month.
I don't know.
Just not maybe you'd like to take the time away
to get a hell of a new, classic, neon song we're out.
If you can come out of this trip with these 10 tracks,
We can sell? I'll call it a win.
I guess it's exactly...
Let's count a lot.
Fuck 10 tracks we can sell, I'll call it a win.
Well, you can show everyone that...
...you've still got it.
Just make 10 tracks that are good.
You know what?
Yeah.
Yeah, let's do it.
The guy voiced Versa from Expedition 33? Oh, wait, really?
Huh?
Just one more box. I'll carry it up to the cabin and then get settled in
That's me they have the fucking bars I thought it was still a cinematic but they artistic choice
box 1241 224
My last box
What's in the box
They won.
Wait, she had to use a rowboat to get here.
A roll bolt, another roll bolt.
graphics or at least with this light looks kind of like that what do you call it
like photo
for realistic is that it?
I don't know
for realistic I guess
That's a little getaway.
Alright, that's the last of it.
I bet she moved all this shit around, putting drum sound in the shit.
I can't believe I agreed to come out here, yeah I know I need to get this music done,
but it feels so desperate like at the last resort.
Music has never been this much of a struggle for me, it's great to have to force it
like this.
just hope Rob knows what he's talking about.
The cabin isn't so bad.
It's definitely a bit minimalist, but there's power.
And that's all I really need.
Bad Trit is best to teach me and Finn
how to handle cells in the wilderness.
I really miss those camping trips.
Praying that being out there can spark something in me,
but I'm not gonna get my hopes up.
I will say I'm not looking forward
walking outside at night if I had to use the bathroom.
Outhouses suck.
Fucking things sucks.
I almost left this room.
Don't really need it right now though.
Something's bad.
Something's real bad.
Well, we're about to jam.
I have a silly camera.
What do we get?
water trail
do not cross
as if they're not cross
came from the beach, ok
not redeem
What are we doing?
No service.
Crop wasn't lying.
This place is definitely off the grid.
It's a bit chilly out, but that breeze feels so nice in the sun.
Crossing my fingers that the spring showers hold off.
Quick turn.
Oh shit.
Oh shit. Open your backpack. Camera. Field recorder. I'm always thing. Precious pictures.
If you record it can be used to capture specific sounds.
All right, I'm gonna take a shit.
That's a shitty picture.
Take scrap metal.
Hmm, strange.
Down up up plus up up up plus up down up
Okay
Sun's going down I should chop up some firewood before it gets too cold
What's there to remember? If you've never done this in your entire life, it's fucking
Oh, he is.
Oh, shit.
She would.
Okay.
Fuck.
Fuck what?
I just need to start with a decent scratch track.
Guitar, bass, drums, and keyboard.
A decent scratch track? Okay.
So I want to know, create a music. How do I do that?
Keyboard will be good for texture.
Jassy chords, straight arpeggio, swung arpeggio, jassy chords.
OK, OK, OK.
All right.
Yeah.
Is it a place to start?
What's next?
drums.
Gonna need to lock a decent drum groove.
Ugh, okay.
Those two may outnash perfectly, but I'm sure it'll come together.
Uh, with you?
Well, I can't change?
Okay.
Choices matter.
You need a good rhythm guitar.
Uh, grunge distortion, no, hell no.
Funk rhythm.
What funk rhythm do you mean?
Probably better than classic.
actually the worst ending
damn it
okay
it's a bit out of place but maybe people will just think it's experimental
one more instrument
what does this guy sound like fucking good shit?
what do you tell him?
alright, what was the last instrument?
oh hey, bass
Funky slap.
Top right toilet.
Alright, just wait till we hear it all together.
The tape layer? What did you say?
I thought it was decent.
Maybe I just need to go for a walk.
Clear my head.
Then I'll get back to recording.
I thought it was pretty good.
It's like a stressful chess kinda...
Keep out!
Keep out.
Don't tell me what to do.
I'm sorry.
Fuck, getting this album done is gonna be like pulling teeth.
It looks like this leads to some sort of church.
The gate's locked, but that padlock looks super weak and rusty.
Oh yeah.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
9 millimeter bullets, the fuck.
One bullet in case the album doesn't sell.
I've been there, no.
Recorder would shine when our portable sound is within range.
Okay.
Is it the stream?
Okay.
Ambience.
I'm beyonds.
I might do this scrap man.
It's a painting.
Oh shit.
What's that?
How the hell?
This looks like...
This looks like what?
What the hell was that?
A girl with a penis?
It sounded like it came from back at the cabin.
I like the cabin.
I don't think I picture it.
It's like a chime bell.
I'm going to play the instrument.
The guitar.
this way? I think it was this way
live like three years
what's the deal?
Anyway, it's getting dark. Maybe I should get some clean water before bed.
There should be a spigot somewhere around here.
What the fuck? A spigot? A spigot sandwich?
What is a spigot, chat?
So this is a spigot.
What the fuck is this spigot?
Oh, here.
I can't do that. I need something to catch the water in.
Catch a grenade for you, clean water filter. Okay.
I can't do that. I need something to catch the water in.
I'll take one of these plastic ones.
Looks like an old diesel truck. It's seen better days.
is this something to catch the water with? mug? coffee tea? use your hands. that's what
I told your mother last night, but that doesn't have this situation right here.
What am I supposed to use?
She's an amputee.
Oh, maybe that's why her music is so good.
Yeah, what the fuck am I supposed to catch the water in?
There is no bucket.
Bucket.
This? No.
Try Barrel outside.
Bro, in no way she's carrying this barrel.
I need a really fine blade to cut it.
Really fine blade?
What?
Do I have to go door exploring the woods to get whatever the fuck she is in need of?
Or what?
No way
Yeah, this will make a great right next sample.
Radio tower.
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
I mean, I could chop that down.
Okay.
Kind of weirded.
Up we go.
Up we go.
nothing here
was expecting a water bucket here but
What do you mean question mark?
What the fuck are you question marking?
Blind?
What?
What?
There's another here.
What are you talking about?
There's another here.
What the fuck are you talking about?
You picked up, bro, you're retarded.
i picked up the scrap
Well, there's a fucking bed in.
Yeah, I don't know why I can't take one of the fucking classic water bottles.
Like what?
Like why?
This is fuck, man.
What the fuck do you want from me?
Welcome.
Hey there, Rob told me you stayed at the camp for a bit.
I can't believe it's real good for you and I hope you have a good time trying to make
your music.
All I ask is you don't go snipping around my personal things.
I think I'm wondering off too far.
I don't want you going out and hurting yourself or nothing.
Floors like this can be dangerous, especially with meh.
Try to clean up, don't leave.
Okay.
All right, no water bottle or whatever.
Water container, Team Wenzhiggy.
The left corner of the tower has a small bucket.
You missed it.
Shut the hell up.
Shut the hell up man.
Did I come from this side?
What is this?
uh monkey wrench oh shit actual crafting what do you want?
I
Yeah, I probably should have messed with these I don't have to
Yeah, I probably should mess with these I don't have to
Filled through a placement.
Well, I don't need this now.
I don't even have a motherfucking...
jug.
Oh yeah? If I'm blind, then tell me exactly what I missed.
And you all better say the same thing or you're fucking retarded
There's no bucket in there man
Well, this is so fucked
This is so fucked
Alright, let me guess, this is a time travel story and I end up being the fucking hysterical
killer. I'll sort of find this fucking thing.
Okay, I mean, that's great. That's so great.
Alright, well, I mean, we fucking tried. I don't know what the fuck they're doing.
We tried it, we tried it, all right next, next game, we tried it, we tried it, we tried
Next game, let's see, check that never skipped a leg day.
Okay, check that letter skipped a late day.
Game capture.
All right.
Oh, a rate.
I'm going to fix this one second.
One second.
Okay.
it's a reverse but it's a reverse force and okay how was the game Islam no
It's not a player
But the players would you need to hold players? I can just put whatever number here what?
One million players
Password with me
I'm posting it on the Forcing Channel on Discord.
First come, first served.
The...
become
uh boom
Game capture, okay, let's do it
There ain't no way to, you have to, okay, we might have to remake this.
We might have to remake this.
This is going to take a while, this might just take a while.
Okay, I'm gonna remake. I'll see how many roughly. I'm gonna remake for 14 players. Okay.
I can't even exit.
All right, post game amount 14 players, password ace.
Okay, here we go.
posting a password new password new password this is the password
okay in capture is on
11 out of 14. 12 out of 14. I've written the free mail. Thank you. Coolest monk. You
You can't fall out.
Need one M, the OG menace.
What is this?
Place checkpoint default, keep going.
Okay.
You can place this checkpoint at the current location by using the place checkpoint button.
Don't relax.
Just return the checkpoint button, respond there later.
I don't think we have checkpoints. Does that work?
Alright, over here.
Alright, I have to jump right to my short point.
We're holding jump height.
Okay.
It's the same height.
I'm tapping, tapping, okay, hold it, okay
We really have to start all the way over if we die though, that's
That's a bit crazy, you know.
Okay.
Okay, that's what happens.
Oh my god!
Oh fuck!
Oh the shit...
No one's making this shit!
Holy fuck!
Bro, they can't even get remotely close to me.
I'm just doing all of that.
Back there.
Use checkpoints.
They can, at the same time.
was casual mode and normal mode. Normal mode was without shape points.
Not jump I did over there, but it was Panic Sills, actually, really are.
Hey, why not?
Alright, let's go, you first, you first, you first.
Yeah, that's what happens if you fuck your own dog.
Hey, secret diamond.
Is he already dead?
No he's not dead, okay.
Oh shit.
No! I didn't see it!
NO!
I thought it was like... ah, you don't want to be him.
Yep, block.
Ah, that was a reference.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Kinda brutal, I'm gonna be honest, no checkpoints.
That's kinda...
Okay.
You chose it.
You chose it. Yeah, well one said cash show and the other one said normal. So this is
normal mode. Stop. Get out of the way.
I
I
Can we stop griefing this game as hard enough as it is?
Okay, no more griefing.
Oh
No
Okay, time.
stop him! why are you grieving? this game is super hard man, this is the most punishing
shit I've seen
is it like junking where you recover some distance?
you start all the way over from the fucking start
if you fail one jump
like only a Finnish person would come up with this shit in my life
if we suffer
everyone must suffer
I was a really bad Finnish guy
Torrelle, Torrelle, Torrelle, Torrelle
if we suffer
everyone must suffer
I don't know why I'm going rushing now
Alright, my finish accent was top-kick. Don't much.
Can't do it anymore.
Oh my god!
Okay.
That was an excellent move.
I mean there is no way this game does not have a fucking checkpoint system.
I did this with first fucking try, and now I can do it.
You don't understand it, the characters don't sway more than you think.
Alright, someone do this one.
We just have to turn it into a platformer, 2D.
That's all we need.
It's no crash.
Ha ha ha!
It's a bit baited.
Oh fuck.
Oh shit.
Bro, you're not getting me.
You're not getting me, man.
Alright, here you go.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, shit!
Yeah, get him!
Get this kaxa gate!
Alright, get him!
Super kicker!
Super kicker!
No! What?! No!
Okay, no more greasing, greasing is banned from now on.
No more greasing.
This game is more punishing than fucking hardcore level.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
Why am I a pancake?
Alright, some goofing here. This is the hardest part.
Also, there's like a spawn...
No, a sponge. A mushroom spring.
I think I'm hitting over there.
Alright, go.
Last... third guy, go.
Go.
go man go there you see go go you have free this is a bit of a good games go
Oh
What the fuck? Why is it not this boning?
Oh my god.
Okay, go now.
Relax.
Bro, I said relax, I think you're tired.
Ah fuck, ah fuck!
All right, this time for sure, no more griefing, hundreds of focus, or making it to the tipping
top.
Can't be that much further.
I'm sure they have an automated checkup that you would need ahead.
okay let's go hey someone someone come here come here come here come here come
here jump on this mushroom thingy and tell me where it leads jump on the mushroom
jump on this mushroom
hey oh I see it I see it it's up there to the right yeah yeah shortcut
What the fuck are you doing?
Alright
The chick who lived
Check this out. Check this out
Oh shit
Wait, one guy made it. Did he make it? Is he about to make it?
Oh and now what?
I didn't even made it.
Okay, we're making it, we're making it, WE'RE MAKING IT!!!
You f*****g trolling.
Let's skip so much, that shortcut.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Hello, Mr. Force. I am the dev that made this game. Thank you for playing. The pencil
section is bugged because I forgot to tell Claude to make no mistakes. My totem quota
the recepts in one hour then I will try to fix the bug, check for a place in two hours.
I don't even know what the token corner is but I can picture in my head at least. Good.
Oh shit.
All right.
Are we doing this one?
Okay, we'll do it, come on.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, I couldn't do the fucking motion now I can always...
I see how it is now.
I see how it is.
ley
they
will
my
is literally Peter's coming.
Awesome is literally Peter's coming.
Awesome is literally Peter's coming.
All set.
No.
Yeah!
You fucking...
Bitch!
Okay.
Wait a minute.
Oh, okay.
I see.
Okay, let's go.
I'm trying to get up on those.
It seems kinda hard.
Wait, how did we get there?
Did you take points or what?
Okay, go, go, go, go, go.
You make it, you make it.
go
you can make it
okay
okay
it didn't make it
okay your turn
go go go
yeah it's not here
ok i like it double jump alright don't use left click or you'll be stuck into ok it looks
I was lucky he went too far
Alright fuck it, that's right
I'm gonna aim it here
Aim no fucking way, what the fuck
That wasn't the remotely close
Wow, what the fuck?
You didn't decide, mushroom.
Well, no one's.
Secret.
Generally,
Generating a bit more of a back edge, we're at round MN1, welcome back, Force and CD,
77 months.
Force and CD!
Well, there is a mushroom better, and I can make it there.
It's kind of an insane jump I think.
Well, I can't go from here.
And even if I do hit that fucking mushroom, where does this even go?
Nowhere.
I don't think this is part of the map, I think it's just a dead man just putting a mushroom
to test something or something.
This is bait.
I think.
YOLO.
OH MY GOD!
Now what?
Well, ain't nothing here.
That mushroom...
Are the rest of these plexed?
There's a flag over there. I'm starting to think that's a checkpoint.
Oh, there's a flag down there too, though.
All right. Are these signs?
I'm not making a day, am I?
They're down to blue, they're mushroom.
What?
There's nothing there.
Oh fuck.
I couldn't see where it ended because it was blue with a blue background.
It was blue with a blue background.
Let's see if you know why would the dev called this normal mode?
Not a single checkpoint in this entire fucking map.
That's crazy.
That is brutal.
Careful.
I will go normal, fuck the screens, fuck the screens, they're baits.
I mean, these are cake, but the problem with these next ones, I'm looking, go.
I feel like one of those pussy ass motherfuckers who watch their friends go up the fucking
jumping tower and they're really excited to see how it's going to go but they can't
deal themselves because they're too afraid.
Not me.
But they're really excited for you?
Alright let's go!
Is this a checkpoint?
Because why would they just put a directional fucking sign here when it's the most obvious
shit in the world that this is the only place you can find Go?
No.
Alright.
Bruh, bruh.
You have to jump as well, go.
Okay, I'm going to start on this side, go there, go there, go go go go go go go.
Jump.
Jump?
Jump immediately after landing and start a control.
Jump immediately after landing.
Three jumps, ok.
The finish accent is coming back to me now.
Jump three times.
Three times.
Ah, like Super Mario.
Okay, now it became king, we should have told me this before.
now you say it
okay
do it just a long jump
okay I'm gonna show you how it's done
long jump time
what the fuck
what are you doing man
fuck off
was that me failing or was it blocking
It's just blocking right?
Stop by blocking!
It's a fucking load of the ring story every time when we get back.
I
This fucking dead man, he needs a fucking game design device.
Don't name the first one Casual and the second one Normal.
Name the first one Normal where you can have fucking checkpoints and the second one fucking
hardcore so that people don't feel so fucking bad taking that only reasonable fucking difficulty
setting in this fucking game
okay how did you guys get over there now i'm doubting my died
nah go
okay it was the guy blocking never doubt
All right, I don't know what I'm saying, I don't, I don't, I don't fucking, fucking piece of shit, I don't even fucking...
All right.
All right.
Oh no, I didn't tell you.
Oh, okay.
Alright, let's try new Super Meat Boy 3D, we're based, Super Speaker Platformers and
port depth perception.
DX12 or DX11 chat doesn't matter.
Dx well
Grab a controller and took back
Do we play controllers?
This game needs a controller for best experience
if I plug in the controller then you're gonna have fucking PlayStation 4
microphone. Okay, fuck it. All right, I'm sure. Ignore. All right, how is my microphone
right now. Is my microphone still good or did it switch? It's still good. Microphone,
USB, it's not my DualSense wireless controller. Huh, that's a first. Usually when I plug
this in it's always switching over to this. Alright I'll take it first try.
Super Meat Boy, Boiii, Fox no, welcome back, Delta Spectrex, thank you boys.
Oh
Okay, I think that's it.
I think it's adorable.
Uh, yeah, sure.
It's...
Lot of really great graphics.
It's a chance to get the hang of it.
I'm just gonna move on.
We are rescuing the dungeon, but it's time to escape.
Easy start.
I'm testing what it is really, what it is really
Testing what it is really, what it is really
Testing what it is really, what it is really
What the fuck
What the fuck
Bro I actually
Check this
I actually have some fucking translation
No
That's how you would show me
The first mining ring
Like so
What?
Hello?
Okay, don't allow.
Uh, don't allow.
Okay, how about now?
testing on three.
No, what the fuck?
Why is it showing me a VOD from 10 days ago?
What?
What is this VOD system?
I'm on the lives like live shit.
I'm on the lives like live shit.
All right, it's good
Hey, I'll see 420 able to use this force of course trim it and look the mix. All right, let's see
Be good jump
And I suppose to oh my god
hold A to jump
level finished, that was a very hard level, but I managed
hold R, T to sprint
I need to jump off the wall.
I already see the sprint, I got that.
okay we're doing pretty good pretty good. Dash while jumping. What? Okay.
contact. Okay, two more. What was A? I wish he had...
That is a... I guess.
solid solid
Tampas are following very well sometimes I feel like.
Oh all the way I guess the inspiration from our previous game
Ah, fuck.
Fresh fire.
What is this?
I'll never find out.
A bandaid.
Dead squirrel.
Oh fuck, sense of freedom is so high.
I look at light, it's pretty hard to see what's going on at some times.
first ride
I'm not on my webcam right at the same time, but I love it.
What are the bandits for?
Ah, fuck.
come on
and get out of me I'm going to ban you
I wish you could peek ahead of time to see what's coming up, but you can't.
What?
I can't like I can't see I can't see with my characters
of
Super kicker!
fuck!
there was another shortcut there or something
you see there? above the...
I think we must have special area.
Yeah.
Ah!
Ah
Well, I can't see Ser Death perception.
Hey, I was just doing that.
of
Woo!
Norston.
Norston.
Norston.
Norston.
no skin no skin no skin no skin that no skin no skin no skin
Fuck that, man.
The God Gamer!
Okay, 15 out of 15.
Boss unlocked.
Who's the boss?
Sa-balan-thro-kos
Fucking bad
Shit, bling.
I'm whaaat?
Same one mistake!
One more time!
What is this?
I can't... what?
what the fuck am I doing what upside down what the fuck is happening what
that's so annoying
fuck you!
do you want to slow on that one?
am I too early?
always that is never late, no one is too early
I got stuck in the scaffolding to me that's not completely bunked 3.
I'm not safe
Constantly
there's a shur
alright, and trash worm
I can't crash
and only one remained this is this game i'll come on
So now see, my report would give the...
...multimix... AlexxD and Bruno a 528 month thing, boy...
...boy...
Okay, got a bridge.
Toxic trouble.
Make it double.
Oh, fuck.
we're so close so far away
Yeah, just, uh, it's all fucked.
It's crazy how much you can skip the drone, so you got to decide like that for speed
rolling purposes, I guess.
I care
Look at that.
I skipped that one.
Oh, fuck, I like a gun from that.
What a speedrun!
Give me that.
Bungage.
oh my god oh my god that's what I that's what I don't like but if I can
fix the cameras at some point sometimes you know what the fuck is supposed to go
where you are and then that's just the element of 3D
This is the fastest one.
Okay.
I can just...
Ah, fuck them.
Damn.
I see how it is.
Where am I?
Am I going?
Can I actually do this?
No.
I
What?
Wait, what?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
I'm gonna do that with some water I'm saying.
WHAT THE FUCK?
That's what I'm saying man.
I can't see sometimes where the fucking character is going.
Now what?
That wasn't so hard, that wasn't.
I see a secret area, I think.
What?
Is it a secret area or no?
Why did I die?
Oh, I hit the sand, uh, maybe.
I mean...
What's that?
What's going on?
Oh, I don't see it.
What?
You have to guide him?
What do you mean I have to guide him?
How do I guide him?
It doesn't turn when I turn, but this is a bug.
Hit it from the side?
This is a good start, bro.
what?
outrun it? no it just blows up because it hits the fucking thing really
IT test? oh I can destroy these things
okay well that's not very like obvious
That's not very obvious at all.
Why do you even have like a side route then?
That's so weird.
Alright, this is so weird.
What does this have to do with super meatloaf, so fuck?
Um, enjoy your diet?
What the fuck was this level about?
World 2 secret level beaten, new character a lot.
Bridge constructed, dead truck.
I don't remember from Super Meat Boy, but I think they had different attributes and
and skills or something
change character, which I would not be this one
Oh, you can unlock with the advantages.
The head up, CEO forces the inclusives.
What do you deal with this one?
Did I... deep?
Or should I not deep this one?
I can't feel a difference, I just can't spell it I think.
I honestly can't feel a thing on the face.
I don't know where I'm going.
I don't know where I'm going.
I see the arrow, but I mean...
Oh, okay, I see.
Yeah, family's point of the upwards
No, I see no I see
of
I hate this truck man, I hate this truck.
Okay, we're going.
Okay.
How can these not- I was switching back.
That's a lot of characters to have on.
We say it was cosmetic. Yeah, exactly. And I hate the cosmetic.
a lot of big fans of these big fans
Oh
Oh
got him!
miss secrets
remember this, whatever ending I get is canon, okay?
wolf, thank you, man, look back, no lines, the van is again, and chef G. Vansi
on the off-road and uh... six, thank you
So I get exactly as many secrets required for the best ending.
Wow
Fuck your bandages, actually I want the bandages.
I'll have it in the next one.
I had to reset to get the balance.
I can fucking kill all of them at once.
I wore this sacrifice for the blood god!
Wait, I have to also beat the level with it?
That's bait.
I'm fucking trolling.
I don't get it by anything and then we win.
three weeks
three weeks
I don't know.
What?
Smooth!
Smooth!
He's killing the shorts.
oh my god
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Oh fuck me!
Okay, I got rid of him.
I'm very safe and sorry, sorry, same on the stage.
fuck the bandage
is this?
look at this
oh easy
aha
okay
I just now noticed the little red marker under my character.
Interesting.
And this one seems easy enough, right?
of
get the damage brah it's called super meatballing not super other
other table
wow those are real fast
real fast boy
What the fuck?
I like them up. I like them up. I like it. I like it.
We're there in that next boss, second boss.
Where are we going?
Not there.
Okay, not there.
I
Fuck
And, yeah, that's it.
You press your fucking heart in these kind of games, right, without noticing it, because
it's so intense, it's so clutched, and you're not pressing so fucking hard, and then you
you feel it afterwards and get a fucking hand.
That's your fucking name.
Alright.
I feel like the music in this game is not as good as the, uh, fuck, the first game.
but maybe, ah, maybe next area, has some magears
alright, I'll show you what happens if you don't go on the...
...excavator, I think
Yeah, the circle doesn't really help much when you're in this kind of...
Ah, I'm about to...
Yeah, like, seriously, like that.
Okay, not bad, not bad.
Boss, Mr. Filthy, average five.
Oh, it's far!
Okay.
We got him.
Oh, that's a good one.
Holy f**k!
Okay.
We got him.
Ah, for f**k's sake dude.
I don't have to jump right away. I guess sometimes I have to jump right away.
Okay, sometimes there's slap and sometimes there's box.
What the?
What the?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Get him!
Yeah!
Fucking CRIING!
Ain't nothing to do in there, brother.
Space 2, that'll take some.
Did I only die 7 times?
I felt like I might have more.
I don't know.
I felt like I might have more.
Wait a minute.
Very well.
I dry soul you with my space another cat for you and Jack, fight a man and derivative
with a lot of cool sermons.
Alright, not bad, not bad.
Elon must die 156 times on this slot.
And that's when someone played for him.
Alright.
Okay, I see how he's...
What's happening?
Ah!
I didn't notice that move!
Fuck!
Don't do that!
Woo!
Oh!
fuck you! that was so clutched i will be able to ship for a week
Let's watch that again. That was so clutch.
Oh, some clutch.
So it's a fucking clutch.
Oh, boom! Mega Manic's safe.
Okay.
Uh, where the fuck am I going?
How'd they expect you to get on that?
That's insane.
But I'm missing something.
There's a wand.
That fucking wand.
what? left? and here? I don't see it. oh here! look. I see it now.
Okay, I thought it was kind of... kind of stressful, not my line.
Okay.
It really is hard for me to see.
I must say.
I think this is a fundamental problem with these kind of games.
I guess like flash bandicoot, but actually super fast paced and you have a slow character.
Fuck!
HOT!
I'm getting dead!
YAH!
You think you can stop me with your basic ass cannons huh?
You know who I am.
I first tried that shit.
I'm on the right side.
FUCK!
Almost.
can use the sad character. I haven't unlocked him. I thought he was by the legend, a myth.
But even this thing comes true.
And it's about to come true.
I can't see anything.
I'm happy for you all.
Or so did it happen.
Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me.
Where am I going?
Okay, I don't know. Oh, I see. I see. I saw it. It's been sea-solving.
Pitch.
You can't reload.
Meet bald boy.
ball boy dark world level unlocked a boy without skin who never gives up and delicious as delicious
as he is bouncy
bouncy
oh he's always bouncing
I don't know how I know it looks good or bad.
Oh I didn't see him. I saw him.
China Gordon maybe? I don't know.
He's having a China Arnold.
It's a meatball!
This part is actually a difficult part.
I just have the first part.
How the fuck do you get that?
I can't see that 3D man.
I can't...
Now I'm just going to transition in a smooth way to that blue.
Okay, I did it. Now we can die, although never make it again.
That is honestly impressive.
Oh
Wow
Oh
Oh
Ah, yeah fuck this meatball. I'm gonna fuck this meatball
Oh!
Hey, how are you doing now?
I'm real people, really sick shit, man.
Poland blood trail!
Poland this.
What's going on?
Yeah.
Where the fuck am I going there?
Where the fuck am I going?
Oh, okay, Samus.
They're stressing me with the rockets alright, but I would have gotten out of there.
Okay, I get it now
I
What the fuck
What?
Yeah, let's try that again.
Dude, that's so fast.
It's like they want you to go fast.
What is that dude?
This is the part that's really hard to see.
Ha!
Help me!
Don't drop!
Help me!
Oh my god.
I'm impressed, not impressed.
Slice him dog!
Okay, I can't even go down this side of him.
Oh, for fucking sake.
I have to chill here.
I will simply run.
Jump, jump.
I'm beginning to think that guy hates women.
What the fuck?
So they're not going.
Okay, that was, uh, what?
Over there?
Over there?
Uh, over there?
Okay, it's gonna pour, and then it's gonna pour, and then it's gonna pour!
You'll have a four.
I'm stuck. I'm bugged. I'm bugging.
I thought that was the guy I had to go to.
Wait, there's a secret level here, right?
If I hear the smell, bro.
Do you think I have to get shocked up by this guy?
I don't see the... he's kind of playing.
I'm gonna...
I don't know, I didn't see it.
There was definitely a secret level there, really.
Okay, what is this?
I'm gonna get chopped up by this thing.
I don't know what we're doing
Next in the TV...
Up here you mean?
But why would the music be over there though?
Nah, it has to be close to this, right?
I thought it was lost time at least.
Maybe if I knock him down?
Well I mean I know where the real one is, I see it behind me, I see it behind me.
Go ride, jump on the edge of the lake, do your turn.
Oh I see it now, there, there, I see it.
All the way there.
Okay.
I think I can make this jump.
I want to jump up on this thing or do I want to jump behind me?
Okay, option one.
I jump up here on the right on top of this thing here.
Option two.
I try to go behind him again.
one
What the fuck, Snake?
Am I Squirrel, Squirrel, Snake?
Okay.
Bruh
I
crazy fucking insane oh my god this is so cancer oh my god oh it's so cancer
Oh
Fuck!
You fucking piece of shit game!
Oh wait, I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
Fuck!
You find pieces in game. Oh wait, I can jump over. Oh my god. I thought it was to cancer to be true
Okay, for some reason you can jump over it
Okay, I didn't know I didn't know
I was doing this without jumping what the fuck
Alright, never fuckin' again, what the fuck?
Squirrel.
K.
Oh, there he is also cosmetic.
Stick or glue him.
Where am I?
I didn't decide... I just played this one, no?
Oh, I didn't finish... right.
I think the scoreup is OP, but I'm just quite used to it.
because they have this slow glide but it's like weirdly inconsistent actually
and like sometimes I don't know
they just stop sometimes
He's a bit slow.
Okay, fuck this character, man.
Okay, fuck this character man, I don't know why he's suddenly...
Oh, I'm not holding...
I'm not holding the spring, probably.
That explains a lot, I don't know, okay, okay, okay, okay, now we're onto something
We're cooking.
Oh my god.
I hate this game.
of
I just don't get what the fuck he's so efficient in his bug.
Sometimes it flows and sometimes it stops flowing.
I'm doing this wrong.
Am I doing this wrong?
Ah, okay. This guy does so shit. Totally fucked.
What the fuck?
I think his bike, somehow. Guess it's not supposed to stop this glide.
L.R.I.K.K.N.A.D.L.
He's lying in the hole, you fucking retard.
Yeah, I know that, you fucking retard.
I'm saying that he stops, even though you keep holding the entire time.
He stops running me sometimes.
of
of
I don't even know, I don't even see where I'm going, where am I going, then?
where where oh am I going behind even further behind that's great me
okay
Please sometimes imagine him as an escape block, not from the vagina.
Oh, there he is.
How did he do it?
Okay, what the fuck is with these subs?
I can't see.
Is anyone supposed to be able to see you?
I can't see.
the
I mean, there has to be like a transition of the circle underneath to the side of another
jumping of the wall, likely, like.
The tank is beneath it, under me.
And I am going into and away from the town.
YAAA!
I don't know what I did with this round, oh okay.
Wow, that was very impressive by me, that was very impressive, I'm pretty sure this boss
is going to be fucking ace though.
I can't.
I'll tell him I'm not gonna die.
ahhh
tell them shiirani
use your outside rooms
oh
okay
Ah, I see how it is.
of
of
Oh, thank you.
We're good.
We're good.
I'll be more welcome by Granos to give to Navaga, Barbara, Hattifart, Master Bruce, and Hilo.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
What do you want for me?
Short hop, then.
Wait, hang on a second, there's like a whole new world down there.
No, I don't think so.
Going back to what I said before, about you press unnecessarily hard into your controller
or whatever you play in these clutch games, that is even worse when you get to the short
Wow, isn't Slime talk?
You make it deep
Okay, I don't really like this.
like you don't have to curve this shit man I can't see 3D
of
Help.
Okay, did I get boss now?
Okay, is that boss now?
false. Move to ass. The Forge Master.
Oh shit, it's coming!
Oh my god!
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I couldn't see where it was.
Fuck.
Okay.
All right, now they're choking.
What?
Oh, what the fuck?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Okay.
Raaah!
They're kids watching.
Oh, damn.
Good stuff.
must defeat it
elevator
let's go
vermus veins
Wow.
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not gonna die.
Bruh, aim the way.
Where am I fucking going there?
He's locked it, you know?
I have to wait for it
That is very tight, not a line.
Yeah.
Let...
PUT my ass on it.
of
Ahhhh, right.
That was really fast.
That was very fast.
First level by the way.
Ouch.
Ouch.
Okay.
of
where we going?
fuck this shit
Okay, just go fast. Just go fast and hard.
Not quite sure that I'm supposed to kill him here.
Oh, I see it.
It just happens sometimes.
I didn't do that. What the fuck is that? That's crazy.
Something about this soundtrack reminds me of New Gen X, so... right?
Great.
Come here.
I'll tell you when.
I'll tell you when.
Not now.
I'll tell you I'll tell you I'm not now
Not this great, maybe I can't be on this ring actually but alright this one part
that's all related. Ah, so just like your parents.
Okay, we can do it, just relax, alright, here we go.
Mushroom Kingdom!
And we go!
You see?
Never doubt the Mushroom Kingdoms.
Mr. Perkinos I have mentioned.
Hildor the Rune Ring of the Night Lullan.
We have Blimberik, King Loss,
and Colleges of Ren Shia with the Sixth Year.
And I have my annual feasting.
Better than an annual feasting, I guess.
Come back.
What the hell is this?
I'm in Hogwarts.
I don't like this mechanic. I don't like this mechanic.
I don't like this mechanic.
Waaaaaahhhhhh!
Waaaaaahhh!
Waaaaaahhh!
Oof!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Then where was I?
This lady gets me man.
if
okay just taking nice and easy alright and then if we
I can't see.
I have no depth perception for this shit. I don't know if you guys can see this or
not, but they are very... I really feel like my suggestion would have been good, but
They have a... okay, that's right, that.
But they have a...
horizontal indicator too, not just vertical under...
the beard.
Hey, no this part.
You hear it?
No.
You hear it?
It's a common chord progression, okay nerd.
First try!
It is easy and super meatloft.
Yes and no.
It's easier in the sense that the map design is much more basic because of the element of 3D.
But it's harder because it's 3D.
the mixers
but objectively speaking
not having me fisting it, I think this is harder
again
because of 3D in camera
I don't even know what this is
it's like artificial
artificially uh...
artificial difficulty
Oh my god. I hate to love it.
The bosses are kinda hard.
I think that in Super Mephari normal it's always the side scroller on the bosses I forgot.
Now it's kinda like a little bit of this and a little that, but it's not always like a side story.
Dude, delay it longer!
You fucking lava coming, bitch-ass Q, fucker!
HA HA!
Same one fucker.
The problem with this fucking map is that you have to fucking wait on this fucking
you
bucket
bucket and just gonna jump on the right one
I got it all figured out
There you go, first try.
I got it all figured out!
You piece of shit!
Where am I going?
First try! What did I say?
What did I say?
I skipped that.
Overconfidence is a slow one, still it's a killer.
I think there's way more skip potential loading this game for speedrunning purposes.
Assuming you're into that, like, uh, real degenerate freak.
I don't know what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one, but
I'll take that. Because I'm gonna first try this bitch!
No
Ah!
I'm gonna die here
This map is not part of it, it was down below there fun.
I'm choking.
I'm choking.
I'm choking.
I'm choking.
That was pretty good, that was pretty good
I don't know what I am.
I really can't see my character now.
Fuck you, the stick!
The boss in this area must be real cancer.
Portals, okay, portals.
Let it be known that I have a portal one more rep here.
What's the plan?
I hate when you do that, but also, what is this?
It's Shane. Is it a chains? I can break these cuffs. I can break those cuffs. I can break
Okay, now it's just tilt, now it's simply tilt.
of
the
I don't know why this is such a tilt map, but it is such a tilt map.
Come in.
Why do you have these portals, man?
The only hard part about it is fucking seeing where the fuck you are in the ratio.
You can't unhear the near genics.
I
Know they will move
What is our sails?
all of us right there
all of us right there
fuck man
there is no chill on this guys
chill on the pill
that's insane man, can I spell this please?
Okay, I'm dead.
You might think I'm dead, but I am the best!
Simply the best, the best, the best, the best!
14. Boss time after this one.
I can't see anything. I'm dead.
I don't want to die.
Oh, I'll be bossed.
All right boss.
Let's go boss.
Wait, why is there no boss?
Oh, there's boss.
Really cute and work from music in both games, I know that's why you're here, oh my god.
Lazy.
Control C, Control B.
Just like fucking expedition third treatment.
Okay, boss time, mega-tlary.
Oh shit, they need my straps.
Very good, very good.
Amen.
what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck
bruh
Okay, we're bringing a little bit of sin in here.
Let's see what the fuck
Doesn't have to spawn that right on me
Okay.
Alright, alright, alright.
Now it's clean.
Clean things with the new room.
Okay.
That's fine.
This time for sure.
100%.
99%.
Okay.
That's fine.
This time for sure.
100%.
99%.
And what the fuck, I jumped!
In Sanjay, why am I getting hit by that?
I'm getting fun dude.
I'm getting fun.
I'm getting fun.
I'm getting farmed.
I'm pressing job. Okay, maybe I have to do the screwing job.
I'm jumping okay I have to go I think I have to go out of there
That's the problem, that's the problem, I'm too close, I just get picked.
I don't know why it is so hard for me.
I don't know why.
What the fuck?
Okay.
Okay, run.
Okay. Fuck you, bitch.
Let's try.
3.6 deaths.
I'm done.
I'm done.
11 more finished.
Mega Flurry.
3.6 deaths.
Let's scan it up.
My hand hurts
All right, we'll chill here. We have another middle game so I can not cramp up my arm
More
Here
Not bad not bad, but I prefer the the normal super mid-point 2d
2d 2d all right let's see here clown field six that looks like a clown game
Okay, I have to remove this controller, out and about, okay, Clown Field 6, where is 1,
from five
uh... what the hell is happening
20k in Q, ok clown 393, oof, very optimistic of them to think that quick play will work.
Push to talk detection.
feel of view how about a 90 on the bitch okay
quickly
quickly
I did it
I guess not there
server browser i'm sure legacy lobby yeah when this game is better than the
motherfucker
okay password there's no password because you cannot type anything
Townfield 6, 720, okay.
Try to find it.
Amongst all zero, love is very limited too.
Wait, what?
What's disabled?
Layers needed.
12.
Okay.
skirmish sorry what is what are the what are the what is the normal battlefield mode is it that conquest
what is skirmish? it's conquest. what is skirmish? does anyone know? no. we'll just do conquest then
Okay, I'm ready.
are so he thought.
I created a lobby.
I don't think so.
It's surely a part of the parody, unless you still met up for me, man.
Okay.
Ah, fortune. Conquest.
I played good money for this game. And the password. I don't think so.
Okay. Password is...
Uhhh...
Loot.
It doesn't matter.
Uhhh... It just won't create...
a fucking game.
Try Restoring.
Okay. I will try Restoring the game. I'm sure that...
We'll be able to play together after that in this miniscule game that we found.
On the actual 4th test.
Okay.
I had a huge test though.
Alright, we're in, seems to be quite popular now, range, multiplayer, lobby.
Parampam, Parampam!
Final region.
I'll be honest, I think this game is bad.
But I think this game is simply...
...bad.
3 players, where do you see that?
You could join the lobby. What lobby? I haven't created anything. What the fuck?
What the fuck is this?
Multiplayer lobby. Sorry. Multiplayer.
Okay, wait. Can someone else make a game?
Someone else might make a game.
I can't.
I don't see any.
battlefield experience was it even I'll be honest wasn't even it was a cute to
get in but not that you stayed in right at least I did not have a bad stream of
children or not USA East bro why you saying USA East man as if that's
gonna change anything oh shit wait is it my game oh okay use at least go 134
paint I can't join I'm doing okay Clankers the people and the people and
I'm the director's.
Uh...
Guns me?
Yo, I swear.
Okay.
I'm broke.
Wait, am I? We're still on my own.
I'm human so we have to kill...
Wait, what?
Wait, I have human arms in POV, but I am a robot.
This is so weird.
I am a team robot, but why do I have human hands when I'm looking first person?
Alright.
X.
Are you ready?
Ouch.
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh.
Hey, how do you get this sniper?
Dude, the audio in this game is so fucking bad.
Go back!
Ah, for fuck's sake.
Cosmetic.
Both of them, bitch.
I
Like a kid or is this just being breaking for everyone
I can't even press escape, I can't even leave, I'm pressing F, I'm pressing escape.
i just want to play clown field six
all right gage gage
fucking that's fucking amazing man
you guys have been helping me man
welcome
ken world all torch chief
really
we got
Doodle, Shmoop, Dynamic, Funt, Mumbler, and Wobby, thank you.
I'm gonna piss a little bit out today.
I had a little game, but...
I'm done, so, I'm done, so, I'm done, so, I'm done, so,
I'm done, so, all right.
Tomorrow we shall make a glorious return, however.
But that is then, thank you guys for watching.
Thanks for the subs, re-subs.
Let us give it some bitcoins.
All right, I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Okay, tomorrow.
Tomorrow I'm going to be, yes.
All right, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.